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User talk:Cogsdev

2010-07-16T09:22:03Z

JamieTyler:

{{protip|COGSDEV SAYS: account creation [for [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]] totally disabled for now because i'm getting tired of people registering over and over thinking it'll get them approved faster 

if your account was deactivated and you want it back, don't ask me on my cwcki talk page, ask someone in the [[IRC:Contents|irc channel]] 

<center>and sign your god damn edits</center>}}

'''Be sure to read the archives before posting.'''

[[User:Cogsdev/Archive 1]]

==A few things==
I've been helping [[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] with image optimization, and in the process, I've come across a few things.
# Wondering if I could have file deletion privileges, so Fs doesn't have to keep checking my userpage and deleting everything for me?
#Is there an "images marked for deletion" tag or something, so we can discuss and get rid of files that don't serve any purpose here? [[:Image:LoriLopez.jpg|Example]] (Uploaders may dispute/defend the merit of the image if they wish.)
#I'm thinking maybe we should have a limit to the number of 'vanity' images you can upload for (specifically) your userpage.
#Similarly, it seems a lot of people upload their fanart just to share it, but they only put it in [[:Category:Fan art]] and don't link it anywhere else. I'm pretty sure CWCki isn't intended to be a dump-all for CWC-related art. That's what [[ED]] (lol) and [[DeviantArt]] are for. And the torrent.
#Lastly, is it really necessary to keep the userpages of vandals like [[User:Sean Connery]] and [[User:CWCki is Communism]]? Couldn't we just delete them and then block them from re-creation?
--[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 20:14, 6 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Not to be rude, but allow me to answer some of these:
:#I'll think about it. There's already a lot of admins/jerkops and most of them really don't need to do anything, even in a case of vandalism.
:#Just use the regular deletion tag, that works fine.
:#I think most people are good about vanity images. If there's someone who abuses this, an admin or jerkop can say something.
:#The whole idea of the Fan index is to provide a place for people to display their Sonichu/Chris related fan art where people will notice it (as opposed to being drowned in a sea of Sonic recolors on DeviantArt) since PVCC has closed account registration and that's where most people would go to post their fan art. Ideally, we should find ways to incorporate fan art into articles.
:#Eh, it's a good way to shame them. If it gets to be a problem, we'll delete them then.
:Okay, that's all I can think of for now since I need to get some sleep. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:56, 11 October 2009 (CEST)
::*On the note of number 5, I think posting a message saying "BANNED" like we have is sufficient. It's not necessary to make a tribute like [[ED]] or a [http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/User:Lolatthefactyouthinkyoucanstopme total Arc De Fail like we do on the Patriotic Nigra Wiki.]--[[image:spinningwindmill.gif|30px]] [[User:Anon1Guardian|DrSerbia]][[image:datass.jpg|40px]] 05:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

==Resource Leak==
I could be wrong, but it seems that thumbnails aren't auto-generated. Rather, they are stored server-side for use in a page. The problem is, the thumbnails are horrible space wasters.
[[:Image:Soldier of Love and Honesty.png|This image]] is 11.4kb, however, the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/thumb/b/b9/Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png/200px-Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png 200px thumbnail] is 77.6 kb! This seems to be caused by the severe artifacting of the white background in the thumbnail. I don't know if there's anything you can do about this, but I thought I'd let you know. The original image could actually be trimmed to a 200px width without losing any of the art itself. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 23:00, 17 October 2009 (CEST)
*yeah, it's an issue with the image library we're using. i don't think there's really anything i can do about that, but i wouldn't worry too much, we should have more than enough space to accommodate thumbnails. i really do wish we could use imagemagick, though, so we wouldn't have this problem... --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 23:13, 17 October 2009 (CEST)

==Destin==
I made a mistake and misread Destin's edits. I have already apologized to him. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 11:13, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

== My Ban ==

First things first, I suppose. I'll say that I do feel kind of bad about how I reacted to your claims yesterday, Ms. Dev. My reaction was unncessarily aggressive, and I certainly could have defended myself in a much more appropriate way. So, I'm sorry. I apologize for my unruly response and my claim that you and your co-mods had failed.

However, I'm not quite finished with what I have to say. I find it kind of asinine that you banned me, and ''then'' you came to my discussion page to apologize to me. While I would like to accept your apology, doing that makes it awful difficult for me to take your apology seriously. I accept FS's, and I would accept Champ's, too, if he gave one (though he doesn't really have much to apologize for), but that's because they didn't go ahead and ban me before apologizing.

That said, I think your reaction to ''my reaction'' is fairly ridiculous, too. You make little sense, and I think you merely banned me because you didn't like being told off. You claim that this Wiki is to document Chris, not mock him? Straight from the article entitled "A Quick Guide to CWCki":

"So, you wish to edit the wiki on the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild?"

This isn't mocking? After reading that, I clicked the "random page" button twice, and I ended up on the page called "CWCipedia", and found the sentence "CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in which it strives to create a platform that even a autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use." After reading something like that, I think it's an exceptional load of crap that you're trying to act like this site is designed to document him. It's designed to have laughs at his expense, and you know damn well that it is.

And why should you care if ''I'' bash him, anyway? After, I'm merely adding to the humor of the site and doing what I'm encouraged to do in the "Quick Guide" section named "POV is the norm" where it says:

"CWCki's guide is to document the Internet phenomena of Chris-chan for troll purposes. Given that the manchild has clearly shown to be racist, homophobic, and just plain perverted, not to mention he proclaims himself to be some sort of celebrity, it's only fair he gets the negative criticism that comes with being a celebrity.

So go ahead, bash him."

As I've pointed out, you don't stop anyone else. In fact, you encourage them. Well, in all fairness, I won't repeat the mistake that you made with me, and, as a result, I won't claim that you wrote that, considering that the history of the page seems to suggest otherwise. But... you don't seem to mind your co-moderators writing it in as a policy for ''your Wiki''.

Anyway, I made a Chris-bashing edit to a page (which no on else deemed irrelevant enough to have it removed), and, after a load of drama, I'm in the wrong for making that edit? That's horse shit. On top of claiming that you're not here to mock him (which I've already refuted, as far as I'm concerned), you say that I should make more relevant edits. That's also horse shit. I have no obligation to you to make edits how ''you'' see fit. You put people under no obligation to edit the things you want editted whom simply read the Wiki and lurk. But, when people come along, and stop lurking for a bit to add to the humor of the site, they automatically become your minions? That's bullshit. I have no more or less obligation to you than the average lurker; you don't pay me, you don't give me ''exceptional'' priveleges, and I don't want you to do either. I just want to have some fun here and enjoy the site, and my enjoyment doesn't seem to have detracted from the goal of the Wiki in any way. CWCki really isn't serious business, and I'm sure you don't need me to explain that to you. So... I fail to accept the idea that my edit was not acceptable by your Wiki's standards. As I said earlier, I think you're just making stuff up to justify banning me for telling you off.

All-in-all, my point is this: on top of the fact that your reasons for banning me seem to be either petty, hyprocritical, or both, you're also not going to stop me from making edits to your Wiki by banning me. I'm not even writing these from my normal residence. Plus, there are plenty of proxies, and there are many of other places I can go to get new IPs and make edits, if I so desire. So... we can come to terms on this, and move on, or we can keep playing the pointless ban game, and, well, I'm done rambling here for now. It's your turn to play.

D-Dizzle, fa reeeeel
--[[User:RevengeOfTheDestinMan|RevengeOfTheDestinMan]] 21:01, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*well, three things to note, then:
# [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_not_ED]]. we aren't here to mock, we're here to let chris speak for himself.
# as you said, it's my wiki. so, i determine what is acceptable and what is not. i didn't have a problem with you, until you decided to disregard my advice, and told me that you'd continue making what are ultimately pointless edits. i don't like making things into serious business, but when you start being deliberately annoying, then we have a problem.
# i won't look around for any new accounts you make on proxies, but i will be banning this one for ban evasion. you were banned for being a faggot. sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here". if you want your first account unbanned, do something to impress champthom and then ask him nicely
so long as you aren't being a vandal or a faggot, we won't have any further problems. now stop acting like you have any rights around here, it's my site and i'll do whatever the fuck i want to do --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 21:52, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*
# You and I both know that this one isn't true. That's why this Wiki exists while CWCipedia exists. In fact, I remember reading about that somewhere on this site, probably on the CWCipedia page, but I don't care enough to wave it in your face, because we all know that this was made so Chris ''wouldn't'' get to always have his say. ...Quit trying to pass this off as some noble effort.
# I disregarded your advice because it was unwarranted. You have no ''logical'' grounds (though powertrip grounds may apply) to expect some random person to edit things pages that you want them to. Also, as I said, you defy logic by only seeming to care when ''I'' make minor edits, and never when anyone else does. Anyway, why the hell would I want to make major contributions when I get bitched at for making meager efforts? And... as for me being deliberately annoying... honestly? I was refuting the accusations of you and two other moderators. Is it really so annoying to point out that you guys made a mistake? Or was it my irritated tone that was so annoying (and that only occurred once)? Now, I can be a real son of a bitch asshole fucktard vandal if I want to be. I won't. I'm not that way, so I'll spare you and your mods the tedium of chasing through articles to fix edits, but you find me (though angrily) telling you that you were wrong in accusing me to be annoying? Yeah, I guess maybe it ''is'' annoying to realize that you made a mistake, and that this person isn't being totally pleasant with you about it, but there are ways to deal with annoyances (especially fairly minor ones) that are far more logical than banning the person responsible. Yes, I know you have the grand power to kick people off of your Wiki, but, again, I ask that you consider this in ''logical'' terms, where banning people for minor annoyances makes for a tense community. Now, since we've already discussed your amount of power, I suppose you can have a tense community if you really want one, but I doubt you really do want that, and you're only making things worse by the way you keep acting about this. I was hoping you wouldn't react like this to my post here, but... you do make things ever so complicated for both of us....
# 'sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here".' As I thought I made clear, I'm sorry about "telling you off". There's no need to bring that up any more. I'm sorry about it. Chiding me more for it doesn't make me any more sorry. I admit that that was my mistake. However, I think you're confused if you think I was doing it to have some fun. When I was talking about having fun here, I was talking about my edit to the video. I don't bitch at people for fun. Well... maybe... but not in this case. And, yes, you're right. I have no rights here. However, I merely suggest that maybe you treat people as though they do have some rights. It's just a suggestion. It makes your place more enjoyable for everyone, though maybe you don't care about that so much. Once I get back to my normal residence, though, I can easily circumvent your system without you ever realizing. And, in spite of all your hateful rage and rights-denying, I can actually become a valid member of your Wiki (if I actually wanted that). Hell, I could become your best friend if I really wanted to. Imagine that! Me and you, total pals! What a tight-knit posse we could make! Oh, the adventures we'd have! Games of kickball at the park. Tossing a frisbee in a field! Raiding caves for secret treasure! Why, we'd be like Bonnie and Clyde (Cash). Really, imagine that! That's how close we could get, without you ever realizing (though... don't take this the wrong way; I worry that I'm starting to sound like Chris). You get my point... well... assuming you understand that these sentences are drenched with sarcasm. So, yes, do as you please, but your efforts to ban me are pointless, and I really think it's very much in your benefit to act a bit more rationally here, because I really don't think that continuing to ban me and chide me is going to make you look better. I mean... banning me for ban evasion of a ban that I didn't deserve in the first place doesn't really make sense. Please, just think about it a bit. G'day, ma'am. --[[User:MoreDestination|MoreDestination]] 22:29, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*Sweet Jesus, why didn't you just let it go. Now you are starting some talkpage war over a privately owned wiki about a retarded manchild cause you disagree about how a misunderstanding was handled. Do you want to edit or not? You either edit here and have fun with us or fuck off. Most people find the process pretty simple: Document Chris while being factual yet snarky. Is that so hard? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:40, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*There's subtle mocking which is what we do, versus outright "DO IT FOR THE LULZ" sort of mocking ED does. CWCki is relied upon moreso than ED because we don't so much go out of our way to be funny, we focus more on documenting and in documenting Chris, we mock him by pointing out his personal flaws and how fucked up he is. It's a different sort of humor.
:Really, people (and I'm addressing this not just to Destin but everyone reading this), if you ever feel angry about something on CWCki, shut off your computer and take a walk or at least play a game or something like that. Then remind yourself you're getting angry over a wiki about an autistic manchild.
:If this is over the "Jew" thing in [[I Love You Kacey]], I'll tell you what I object about it - it is making a misleading transcript to make a nod at someone. If Chris actually said "Jew," that's alright and yes, Chris does have a tendency to slur "you" so it sounds like "jew" because he's attempting to say "you' in a cutsy way. But that's kinda overdoing it. Maybe if Chris actually says Jew, then it'd be an appropriate nod - it's like how there's an Anonymous quote which the link of Anonymous links to our [[User:Anonymous|beloved #1 user]] (seriously, he's the only dude who registered before me but after cogs).
:Words of wisdom - don't mess with cogs, anyone who knows her well like I do would advise similarly. Ultimately, it's her website and she has the final say. I don't always agree with cogs but I do respect her decisions as founder and I generally avoid trying to undo what she does because that would set a bad precedent. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:15, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Okay, I forgot about Fuckingstupid saying he made a mistake. I've made a similar mistake too before about accusing someone for a bad edit. It happens, we're only human. But really, don't freak out - just say "I believe you're mistaken" and show them. Bitching only makes things worse and makes people less sympathetic to your case, even if you are right. In any case, I wanted to air about the Jew thing.
::Likewise, this is in general, let's try and not bite people's head off in letting them know about bad edits. [[Wikipedia:Don't_bite_the_newcomer|This]] is a decent guide at Wikipedia's approach at this sort of thing and I think it's alright. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:22, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
:::*Exactly, I made a mistake and now we are all paying for it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:34, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

*destin, you don't quite seem to understand a simple rule of the internet. i own this website. therefore, any ban i hand out is justified, no matter what you might think. rather than bitching on and on about how it's an unjust ban and evading and so forth, you should instead be accepting the ban as valid and working to correct your behaviour, if you wish to contribute. i've told you already: if you give us something useful, we'll unban you. simple, right? we've discussed this more than enough. any further comments from you will be considered vandalism and reverted. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:05, 25 October 2009 (CET)

:*You should have a ban evasion sub-page so the rest of us don't have to scroll through this tl;dr nonsense lol --15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Request ==
A friend of mine was interesting in joing the PVCC.
So, can he join?--[[User:Gourmetpickle|Gourmetpickle]] 22:27, 26 October 2009 (CET)
*probably not, i don't know who he is --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:59, 26 October 2009 (CET)

== How about all videos in one template? ==

There are 4 or so right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:56, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*wha...? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 18:01, 28 October 2009 (CET)

Captain's log, game videos, other vides, music videos, I'm on TV. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:14, 28 October 2009 (CET)

:*Sonijew, that's the big plan I was hinting at before when I responded to your complaint over me splitting off the game videos. Have patience! I'm working on just such a template piece-by-piece! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:42, 28 October 2009 (CET)

== Hi, regarding renaming/recategorizing pages ==

[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] should be [[Gaybian videos]] and in Clyde Cash videos. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:27, 31 October 2009 (CET)

And the similar thing for [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]] too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:46, 31 October 2009 (CET)

:*I'll see what I can zap up for ya... :3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 19:19, 31 October 2009 (CET)

[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]] is no Captain's Log too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:42, 3 November 2009 (CET)

==Re; player plugin==
[[Image:Awesome micro.png|Awesome]], I'll get to work on gathering clips and putting together a tutorial page. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Cogs ==

Ahoy, I want to finally join PVCC in the interest of gathering more information to help me write moar CWCki, and I figured you were the one to pester about how to go about doing this. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*Unless account activation just ''happens'' to be totally deactivated which I now notice at the top of the page. FML --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:12, 7 November 2009 (CET)

==Succession template==

The changes that you made to [[Template:Succession]] caused existing instances of the template to stop functioning properly. I tried a couple times to remove what looked to me to be redundant or erroneous code, but I still couldn't get the template working again. Do you think you might be able to fix whatever went haywire? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:56, 10 November 2009 (CET)
*check the template page. previously, the parameters weren't named, it decided which was which based on its number. if you want to save time, i'd recommend using the template in a new template and set the prevlink and nextlink parameters as {{{1}}} and {{{2}}} respectively - that way, you won't have to enter all the parameters every time, just enter {{NewTemplate|Previous Article|Next Article}} and it'll be fine. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 11:20, 10 November 2009 (CET)

==I have a Question==
Is it true you're a girl?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 23:30, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*If you look inside your heart, you will find the answer. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)

I have one too: Who is the Sysop on Cwcipedia? Is it you? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*Cogs and myself share Sysop privileges but I only intervene when necessary, such as when she posted a card image that only a troll would have had access to, since it came from the leaked [[Scrapbook of Fail]] or when I recommended that Chris do a heart level thing (which a CWCkipedian came up with) or when I moved a message Cogs posted to the top since Chris is a lazy ass who wouldn't see it at the bottom. But otherwise, yeah, it's cogs 99% of the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:47, 21 November 2009 (CET)
**I think Champthom and Cogsdev are a pretty brave guy, ethy wade through unfiltered Chris everyday and dosen't afaraid of insanity.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)
**clyde has access too, he's been helping with the mailbag shit --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:13, 21 November 2009 (CET)

== [[My big 18th party (story)]] ==

Could you please remove the (story) from this title? There's no need for it. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 05:15, 3 December 2009 (CET)
*Oh, and please to be moving [[R.L.Stine]] to [[R.L. Stine]]. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 17:22, 3 December 2009 (CET)
:*Mucho grassy ass. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 23:48, 3 December 2009 (CET)

== Sig. Images ==

Do you know if there's a way I can make my little image after my signature automatic without typing the code after every signature? Let me know if you know how or who I should talk to. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 23:28, 5 December 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help/Markup#Customized_sigs ED has some info on customizing sigs] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 20:20, 6 December 2009 (CET)

== Taxpayermoney ==

You did realize my edit to {{tl|Taxpayermoney}} was to remove a redlinked category, right? I have since made the category, so we both win. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 07:12, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*huh? the purpose of my edit was to remake the whole template in wikitext, you made the edit after i started editing but before i hit submit. also what's up with [[Template:tl]], you link to a template like this:

<nowiki>[[Template:Taxpayermoney]]</nowiki>
i think i added that template because some weird wikipedia template depended on it. oh well, guess i'll leave it there, don't want to break anything
--[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Problem with page titles==
Some people are complaining about page titles, like apparently they've suddenly broken. For instance, Pokemon (with the dash over the e) suddenly turned into '''PokÃ©mon.''' Same deal with Regime Fil Aimes. Sounds more like a technical MediaWiki deal, any idea what's going on? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*probably a database error. i imagine it has something to do with unicode, so maybe it should be policy to only use ordinary characters(i.e., no accents) in page titles? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:29, 11 December 2009 (CET)
**If that's going to be a problem, be sure to change [[Naïve]] --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 07:20, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*Since this is old news, I removed the brackets from the word 'PokÃ©mon,' to get it off the "Wanted Pages" list. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:49, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== Proofreading ==

Any chance we could organize some sort of proofreading drive? I've noticed far too many typos and grammatical errors in the articles, not to mention bad wiki formatting. (For instance, the proper way to bold the text at the start of an article is <nowiki>'''like this'''</nowiki>, but most articles have it <nowiki>[[like this]]</nowiki> instead.) [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 08:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*With authority granted to me by my admin powers, I hereby dub you Head Grammar Nazi in charge of The Final Solution to addressing the grammar problem on CWCki. [[:CWCki:Operation Grammatification]] is yours to do with as you will to organize a proofreading drive. You have also been cleared for Super High Priority on the [[:CWCki:Priority Listing|priority list]].

:Also, what's the dillio with the bolding? I mean, if you're referring to the article name, you can do that because 1) it's the article itself and 2) it saves a few bits because it takes one less character to do it and 3) it works. Perhaps our resident [[User:Wwwwolf|wiki <strike>pedo</strike> wizard]] can clear it up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

:*Proofreading drive?! To me, that's virtually pornographic. ''Definitely'' fap-worthy. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 08:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*I created [[CWCki:Operation Grammatification]]. Care to help me shill it? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*P.S. Do I need to be a jerkop to have pagemove rights? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:**I will gladly assist you, good sir. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 21:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*can people please stop using html for tables? wiki tables exist for a reason, please [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Table learn to use them] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== Re: PVCC logo ==

Here's a link to the PVCC logo in illustrator format.[http://www.4shared.com/file/137811560/b1a824eb/PVCClogosmall.html] It's free use(libre) if that wasn't already implied, sorry for taking so long to respond, har. Drop me a message if you want anything else vectorized or whatever. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 19:52, 15 December 2009 (CET)

==Steam==
Do you manage the Steam PVCC user group, and if so, are there any requirements to join? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 12:43, 27 December 2009 (CET)

==Emails sent to chris.==
If you are the sysop of cwcipedia, please include my newest email sent to him, on Jan 7. The text can be found on my user page.

==Asperpedia Ad for intro image==
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3276/asperpediaad.jpg
Idea:
1. Replace "introduction image"
2. Protect image so can't be replaced or reuploaded
3. Profit
[[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:05, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Special:ListFiles==
Can you take a look at [[Special:ListFiles]]? The page loads the list of files, but the search function is broken... it worked on the 110MB CWCki, and was really useful. Thanks in advance =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 04:34, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
*works fine for me, but i haven't tested it much. what exactly was the problem? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 15:35, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**Compare these: [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:ListFiles?limit=50&ilsearch=Schu&title=Special%3AListFiles New CWCki] and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Special:Imagelist?limit=50&ilsearch=Schu&title=Special%3AImagelist Old CWCki]. The same files exist on both sites, but one search is pulling up all file names that include the characters "Schu" while the other only pulls up one. And weirdly it's picking the one where the characters exist in the middle of the name, rather than the beginning. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 03:14, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***that is pretty weird... it doesn't seem to recognise the first character of a search. i'll look this up but i'm not sure what i can do to fix it. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== My videos ==

I'm not sure if you'll want these or not; but if you're recording everything Chris dose then you may want the videos I've posted on my user page.

If not you should check 'em out anyway... I find it funny how Chris thinks every voice he can do is better than ours.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Jester

==Implement Database CGI for listing Chris's Videos?==
I have come under the impression that the [[List of Videos|list of Chris's video ]] is starting to become crowded, and that it's only going to become worse. Moreover, I think that it would be nice if we can have a script that could sort his videos by his date, his performance type, etc.

So I thought that it would be nice if we use a CGI program that could list/sort his videos.

I have knowledge with websites, and I have dealt with CGI programs before. Japanese websites are the best for finding a free CGI database program, which I am able to translate so that it would fit into the CWCki. (if time permits, of course)

But for now, do you agree with this idea?
--[[User:Shogun|Shogun]] 00:58, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*i thought that's what [[Table of Videos]] was for --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 13:17, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

==Repeat PVCC Registration Attempts==

I'm not sure about anyone else, but I think one reason behind this is because the page has no prompt confirming when you've successfully submitted the request (At least I didn't get one). I had a lot of trouble with the confirmation code and I had no idea I'd got it right until it told me that the name was already in use. I used the same name I used on here, so I figured [[Liquid Chris|someone else]] had taken it. I started trying another name and figured I was just screwing up the confirmation code again until it told me that the other name had been taken. I finally got the hint after that.

TL;DR: I think a prompt confirming that a new account is awaiting confirmation would cut down the repeat registrations. [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 15:16, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
*it's supposed to tell you that your account has been submitted and is awaiting approval. if it isn't, then that's probably the result of errors left over from the move from 110mb. i might just disable registrations entirely and manually make accounts for people if that's the case, since it'll be kind of hard to fix --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:41, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

*Yeah, I was registering an account last night, and I accidentally set up 2 profiles! You need to fix that shit Cogs, and undo my permaban.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:28, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

** Honestly when I tried to register, and forgive me if I registerd more than once, I kept getting a message declaring that I had fucked up the confirmation code, hopefully it's just my inability to figure out the PVCC's conifrmations code style.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:56, 7 March 2010 (EST)

it's broken, and i can't be arsed fixing it because it's not like i approve new accounts anyway --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:48, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

* Yeah that is true seeing as if you did PVCC would overflow with ED users posting "such marvelous gems of threads" such as "Ivy wuz a blowup doll lol" or some stupid shit lke that.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 8:08, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I tried to register, but no response. In the case that you might manually authorise me (or not), I'd like to join PVCC because I've thought up some good trolling schemes and I'd like to put them in to action. If you'd like to hear my ideas or otherwise want to talk to me further, respond on my talk page. [[User:Joe Da Moo|Joe Da Moo]] 21:00, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I just tried registering a little while ago and I got a 500 error or something with no confirmation e-mail. Do you think you could confirm my account, please? I assure you I'm not an ED fag. --[[User:Mezase Master|Mezase Master]] 07:33, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Color coding and stuff ==

Two questions:
# I'm trying to reformat the IRC chats, and that includes color coding. What color do you want to be?
# I'd kinda like to sign up for the PVCC. Is it even worth trying?
Thanks a bunch. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:41, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
* well, i don't think there's any particular rules regards color coding, and i don't mind so long as it's easily readable. also, go ahead and sign up for PVCC, we kind of need some new users anyway. just uh, keep in mind i might forget to approve you, and only sign up once(even if it looks like the attempt failed) --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:47, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**I think I signed up twice because I fucked up the Captcha. My bad. :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:45, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

== Community Portal rename=%3D

Just curious, is it possible to rename Community Portal? I mean, it's a fine name but maybe we should give it something more CWC related? We could solicit some feedback but first I'm wondering if it's possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* well, that's the default name mediawiki gives it. i was thinking we could do what most other wikis do, and have the community portal be... well, a portal, to other discussion pages about various topics. thoughts? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== A small question ==

I want to know, is it possible to add a new "Chris and..." page regarding his lack of knowledge about science or "biologee" at least? It could include "recycling", and how the Sonichu's and Rosechu's biology is not something that could live in any world real or pokemon without becoming extinct in less than 100 years.

P.S. Sorry if it comes out awkward. this is my first post and i'm still not completely used to the format.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:25, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

== PVCC Registration ==

Excuse my bothering you via the CWCki but I submitted a registration for the PVCC and I'm just posting here to let you know it's me and not some troll. I was mainly interested in just finding and updating some article citations on the CWCki using posts from the PVCC - some of which currently link to the old PVCC forum. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:55, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

I have also submitted a registration so that I can start making good edits to this wki, but I also understand that in the past you've grown to hate a few new members here or there, so I understand if I'm not approved.[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 20:40, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

Yet another person who registered in vain. On "CWCki is" it says the CWCki is not a forum. The PVCC should be the forum for CWCkians (I refuse to use the term CWCkipedians). #sonichu is not a forum but a chat room, and /cwc/ seems to be regarded as a lesser community from what I gathered. Is there some sort of elitism in keeping the PVCC locked away from anyone new? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 05:42, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*it's not like there's anything worth joining for, it's barely about chris anymore. the reason why nobody new is allowed in is because they wouldn't fit in and it's a pain to deal with people making accounts all the time that will never be approved. regards the cwcki having some sort of forum, i guess the community portal should really be sorted into more of a... well, portal. your edit has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. thank you for your time and efforts. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 00:30, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
*So it's now all in-jokes and such now? Makes me even sadder to be a n00b, then. I'm always late to anything good. Might as well make whatever Chris-related stuff there freely viewable, then, and then have private sub-forums for the in-jokes. As Anonymax said, some citations link to the PVCC.

Also, the Community Portal seems like a CWCki-wide version of the discussion pages, which are meant to be strictly for improving the content of the page. I was looking for a place to intelligently (read: without clowns screaming "Dig up Patti!" and "JULAY!") discuss Chris. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 02:49, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

==Contacting the Wallflower==
In light of Chris dropping her full name on the Cwcipedia, do you think it'd be a good idea to let the Wallflower know that Chris is putting information up on her? It looks like he may even make a full page dedicated to her. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 02:57, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

==Wallflower Policy==

Hi Cogs. Since [[user:Ronichu|newfags]] and [[user:Ronichu|retards]] keep constantly asking about it, I've drafted a section which I've termed "The Wallflower Policy". Can you approve, ammend or reject it for the main Wallflower page? It's at [[Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating CWCki Policy]].

== What is your problem? ==
What are you doing Cogs? What have you got against me? I don't like Chris or Sonichu beyond anyone else here, I don't do any of the furry sex stuff that Sonichu and the others do, and I haven't taken any of this twitter crap onto the CWCki. All I do is fuck around a few minutes day making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids. Why is this necessary? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:00, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
* you fly with the crows, you get tarred with the same brush. or however that saying goes. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:05, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**Is there anything I can do to get that removed? I don't want to cause a big argument on here and I don't want to be involved in the whole Twitter thing if its going to cause all this. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:08, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***Yeah, I'm with Edward. Anything that can get us started on the road to redemption? My Twitter accounts have been dead for 2 days now (since YawningSquirtleRedux warned me to stay away from them), and my Twitter days are over and done with. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:11, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== Redirect problem. ==

I can't access any cogsdev.org sites from my home internet. It says there's some sort of redirect problem. Is there anything you can do to fix this?

Thanks a bunch. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:28, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
*your IP probably got blocked for spamming requests. wait for your IP to change, and in future, don't use firefox --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 22:40, 1 May 2010 (UTC)
*It's not Firefox to blame. I was using Chrome before I had problems. I suspect it's a rare server error and the page which handles the error message for it causes the large amount of requests. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:14, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Well it's working now. The firefox message mentioned looping requests, but in the future I can use Chrome, if you think that'll help.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:48, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
::*The redirect loop is probably how the server handles blocks. I'm still unsure as to why there is a mass of requests being sent to the server - apparently before we encounter the redirect loop. I ended up blocked due to request spam - and I wasn't using Firefox. --01:53, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

== sorry about rolling back that edit ==

chrome decided it didn't want to redraw itself anymore --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:12, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== I beg forgiveness ==

I will pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. I understand what I must not do. This will carry over into future operations and circumstances. What can I do to prove my loyalty to the motherland?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:44, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*quit bein a fag --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 08:48, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**understood.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== About deleting that template ==

I know what I did really lacked good judgment and I apologize for acting like an idiot. I should have waited for an admin's opinion before doing anything. If you give me back my jerkop status, I can guarantee such thing will not happen again. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 15:46, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
* ask champthom in a week or so, tell him i said you could have your jerkop status back then --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:26, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
:*OK, thanks.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 16:29, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

==My case for keeping Afternoon around==
I hate to bother you, but I think it's only fair that you hear my defense of ''Afternoon'' before it gets axed. I really don't think it fits any of the criteria you define as bad fanworks. It's not my attempt at rewriting ''Sonichu''; I don't retread any of the plot. Kitty isn't an original character. I know that she acts wildly out of her original characterization in my story, but that's true of most fanwork. Even the great ''Sonichu is Dead'' had the title character behaving completely different from how Chris writes him. And Kitty isn't my fursona; I'm not a furry and I have no fursona. I know I've semi-jokingly described her as a bit of a Sue in past, but I just meant that she was fun to write. ''Afternoon'' isn't some kind of power fantasy; it's just about torturing Chris's least popular characters for the amusement of the readers. If you still think it's not relevant to the wiki or that Chris's own role in it isn't big enough, I'll respect your decision and take the thing elsewhere. I just wanted you to hear my side of the story. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:33, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

==Hate to bother you over this==
I don't know who to go to on this site, or if it's even possible, but can I change my user name to something else or at the very least have this name deleted? Thanks. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 09:22, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-07-06T23:37:37Z

JamieTyler: /* MIA Asperpedian */

Chris and video games

2010-05-25T00:02:31Z

JamieTyler: /* What Chris plays */

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[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it [[Chris humps his PS3|didn't work out all that well]].]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''[[No More Jokes|Spiderman]]'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 (even though the total spent was $980.82) worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, nearly 700 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and Sonic the Hedgehog is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while.

One of the more egregious examples of Chris' video game related overspending is his apparent ownership of at least two copies of the eighty dollar Street Fighter IV Collector's Edition, as evidenced by the two identical exclusive Ryu figurines he later sold on [[eBay]]. While it's possible that Chris received the second figure from an outside source or packaging error, his attempt to bribe [[BlueSpike]] [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel|with a copy of the game]] and his habit of wasting money for no particular reason lend credence to the theory.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''Animal Crossing'', ''Guitar Hero'', and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, ''Burnout Paradise'', is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved ''Brutal Legend'' isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PlayStation Network downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for Disgaea 3, a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for Sewer Shark, except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like ''Suikoden'' and ''Final Fantasy VII'', are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) One would figure Chris to be a big Nintendo fan, but other than Pokémon and Animal Crossing, franchises that are actually loathed by hardcore Nintendo gamers, he shows little interest in the games that actually keep Nintendo's underpowered systems alive to begin with. He never seems to show interest in high-profile games like ''Super Mario Galaxy 2'' or ''Metroid: Other M'', and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own (like ''Metroid Prime'', ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time'' and ''Super Mario World'') are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the Mailbag, he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which is unsurprising. Games like ''Call of Duty'' or ''Grand Theft Auto'', examples of "hardcore" games aimed at adults are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juvenile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of [[random-access humor]] would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out ''Bioshock'', a first-person shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and he decided to play some Wheel of Fortune instead.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe Megan Schroeder — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like ''Sailor Moon'' and ''Pretty Cure''.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the CWCville Shopping Center. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

According to [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Video_games|Lucas]], Chris would even express his fury over the Xbox in public while hanging out at the Game Place.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

There is one Xbox 360 game he seems to be very interested in. [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 "Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls"], which is seen in [[Sonichu 10]] being modified for the PS3. Instead of fantasizing of something like Mass Effect 2 being ported, he picks some crappy dating sim no one in their right mind would be interested in. This of course, is entirely predictable of Chris.

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
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At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

===Modding and customization===

Due to the fact that console games are often not moddable, Chris hasn't been able to show off his creativity in this field too much yet. That said, Chris has already made a ton of levels in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]],'' and is apparently excited about ''ModNation Racers.'' He hasn't, however, shown too much actual competence.

Chris seems to also think that light customization features that the games offer are very important. He spent considerable time on ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band, up to drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|disturbing pictures]] of his bandmates. The amount of time he spent on tweaking his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' villages is simply colossal. According to [[Regina e-mails]], Chris made a similarly big deal about ''Jet Grind Radio'' and ''F-Zero GX''; In the latter, the customisation is limited to swapping around car parts and choosing colors and decals.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin
Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg
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</gallery>

==See also==
* [[Club Nintendo]] - With details on Chris's Wii download collection
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Chris and video games

2010-05-24T23:27:49Z

JamieTyler: /* Chris the console warrior */

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[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it [[Chris humps his PS3|didn't work out all that well]].]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''[[No More Jokes|Spiderman]]'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 (even though the total spent was $980.82) worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, nearly 700 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and Sonic the Hedgehog is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while.

One of the more egregious examples of Chris' video game related overspending is his apparent ownership of at least two copies of the eighty dollar Street Fighter IV Collector's Edition, as evidenced by the two identical exclusive Ryu figurines he later sold on [[eBay]]. While it's possible that Chris received the second figure from an outside source or packaging error, his attempt to bribe [[BlueSpike]] [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel|with a copy of the game]] and his habit of wasting money for no particular reason lend credence to the theory.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''Animal Crossing'', ''Guitar Hero'', and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, ''Burnout Paradise'', is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved ''Brutal Legend'' isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PlayStation Network downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for Disgaea 3, a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for Sewer Shark, except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like ''Suikoden'' and ''Final Fantasy VII'', are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) One would figure Chris to be a big Nintendo fan, but other than Pokémon and Animal Crossing, franchises that are actually loathed by hardcore Nintendo gamers, he shows little interest in the games that actually keep Nintendo's underpowered systems alive to begin with. He never seems to show interest in upcoming games like ''Super Mario Galaxy 2'' or ''Metroid: Other M'', and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own (like ''Metroid Prime'', ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time'' and ''Super Mario World'') are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the Mailbag, he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which is unsurprising. Games like ''Call of Duty'' or ''Grand Theft Auto'', examples of "hardcore" games aimed at adults are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juvenile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of [[random-access humor]] would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out ''Bioshock'', a first-person shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and he decided to play some Wheel of Fortune instead.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe Megan Schroeder — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like ''Sailor Moon'' and ''Pretty Cure''.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the CWCville Shopping Center. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

According to [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Video_games|Lucas]], Chris would even express his fury over the Xbox in public while hanging out at the Game Place.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

There is one Xbox 360 game he seems to be very interested in. [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 "Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls"], which is seen in [[Sonichu 10]] being modified for the PS3. Instead of fantasizing of something like Mass Effect 2 being ported, he picks some crappy dating sim no one in their right mind would be interested in. This of course, is entirely predictable of Chris.

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
{{main|Sonichu (game)}}
At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

===Modding and customization===

Due to the fact that console games are often not moddable, Chris hasn't been able to show off his creativity in this field too much yet. That said, Chris has already made a ton of levels in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]],'' and is apparently excited about ''ModNation Racers.'' He hasn't, however, shown too much actual competence.

Chris seems to also think that light customization features that the games offer are very important. He spent considerable time on ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band, up to drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|disturbing pictures]] of his bandmates. The amount of time he spent on tweaking his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' villages is simply colossal. According to [[Regina e-mails]], Chris made a similarly big deal about ''Jet Grind Radio'' and ''F-Zero GX''; In the latter, the customisation is limited to swapping around car parts and choosing colors and decals.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin
Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube4.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube5.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube6.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
* [[Club Nintendo]] - With details on Chris's Wii download collection
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Chris and video games

2010-05-24T23:27:30Z

JamieTyler: /* Chris the console warrior */

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[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it [[Chris humps his PS3|didn't work out all that well]].]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''[[No More Jokes|Spiderman]]'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 (even though the total spent was $980.82) worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, nearly 700 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and Sonic the Hedgehog is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while.

One of the more egregious examples of Chris' video game related overspending is his apparent ownership of at least two copies of the eighty dollar Street Fighter IV Collector's Edition, as evidenced by the two identical exclusive Ryu figurines he later sold on [[eBay]]. While it's possible that Chris received the second figure from an outside source or packaging error, his attempt to bribe [[BlueSpike]] [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel|with a copy of the game]] and his habit of wasting money for no particular reason lend credence to the theory.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''Animal Crossing'', ''Guitar Hero'', and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, ''Burnout Paradise'', is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved ''Brutal Legend'' isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PlayStation Network downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for Disgaea 3, a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for Sewer Shark, except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like ''Suikoden'' and ''Final Fantasy VII'', are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) One would figure Chris to be a big Nintendo fan, but other than Pokémon and Animal Crossing, franchises that are actually loathed by hardcore Nintendo gamers, he shows little interest in the games that actually keep Nintendo's underpowered systems alive to begin with. He never seems to show interest in upcoming games like ''Super Mario Galaxy 2'' or ''Metroid: Other M'', and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own (like ''Metroid Prime'', ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time'' and ''Super Mario World'') are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the Mailbag, he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which is unsurprising. Games like ''Call of Duty'' or ''Grand Theft Auto'', examples of "hardcore" games aimed at adults are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juvenile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of [[random-access humor]] would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out ''Bioshock'', a first-person shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and he decided to play some Wheel of Fortune instead.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe Megan Schroeder — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like ''Sailor Moon'' and ''Pretty Cure''.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the CWCville Shopping Center. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

According to [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Video_games|Lucas]], Chris would even express his fury over the Xbox in public while hanging out at the Game Place.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

There is one Xbox 360 game he seems to be very interested in. [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 "Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls"], which is seen in [[Sonichu 10]] being modified for the PS3. Instead of fantasizing of something like Mass Effect 2 being ported, he picks some crappy dating sim no one in their right mind would be interested. This of course, is entirely predictable of Chris.

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
{{main|Sonichu (game)}}
At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

===Modding and customization===

Due to the fact that console games are often not moddable, Chris hasn't been able to show off his creativity in this field too much yet. That said, Chris has already made a ton of levels in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]],'' and is apparently excited about ''ModNation Racers.'' He hasn't, however, shown too much actual competence.

Chris seems to also think that light customization features that the games offer are very important. He spent considerable time on ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band, up to drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|disturbing pictures]] of his bandmates. The amount of time he spent on tweaking his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' villages is simply colossal. According to [[Regina e-mails]], Chris made a similarly big deal about ''Jet Grind Radio'' and ''F-Zero GX''; In the latter, the customisation is limited to swapping around car parts and choosing colors and decals.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin
Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube4.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube5.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube6.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
* [[Club Nintendo]] - With details on Chris's Wii download collection
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Chris and video games

2010-05-24T23:26:11Z

JamieTyler: /* Chris the console warrior */

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[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it [[Chris humps his PS3|didn't work out all that well]].]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''[[No More Jokes|Spiderman]]'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 (even though the total spent was $980.82) worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, nearly 700 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and Sonic the Hedgehog is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while.

One of the more egregious examples of Chris' video game related overspending is his apparent ownership of at least two copies of the eighty dollar Street Fighter IV Collector's Edition, as evidenced by the two identical exclusive Ryu figurines he later sold on [[eBay]]. While it's possible that Chris received the second figure from an outside source or packaging error, his attempt to bribe [[BlueSpike]] [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel|with a copy of the game]] and his habit of wasting money for no particular reason lend credence to the theory.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''Animal Crossing'', ''Guitar Hero'', and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, ''Burnout Paradise'', is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved ''Brutal Legend'' isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PlayStation Network downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for Disgaea 3, a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for Sewer Shark, except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like ''Suikoden'' and ''Final Fantasy VII'', are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) One would figure Chris to be a big Nintendo fan, but other than Pokémon and Animal Crossing, franchises that are actually loathed by hardcore Nintendo gamers, he shows little interest in the games that actually keep Nintendo's underpowered systems alive to begin with. He never seems to show interest in upcoming games like ''Super Mario Galaxy 2'' or ''Metroid: Other M'', and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own (like ''Metroid Prime'', ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time'' and ''Super Mario World'') are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the Mailbag, he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which is unsurprising. Games like ''Call of Duty'' or ''Grand Theft Auto'', examples of "hardcore" games aimed at adults are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juvenile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of [[random-access humor]] would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out ''Bioshock'', a first-person shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and he decided to play some Wheel of Fortune instead.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe Megan Schroeder — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like ''Sailor Moon'' and ''Pretty Cure''.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the CWCville Shopping Center. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

According to [[Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Video_games|Lucas]], Chris would even express his fury over the Xbox in public while hanging out at the Game Place.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

There is one Xbox 360 game he seems to be very interested in. Don't be nervous talking to girls, which is seen in [[Sonichu 10]] being modified for the PS3. Instead of fantasizing of something like Mass Effect 2 being ported, he picks some crappy dating sim no one in their right mind would be interested. This of course, is entirely predictable of Chris.

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
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At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

===Modding and customization===

Due to the fact that console games are often not moddable, Chris hasn't been able to show off his creativity in this field too much yet. That said, Chris has already made a ton of levels in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]],'' and is apparently excited about ''ModNation Racers.'' He hasn't, however, shown too much actual competence.

Chris seems to also think that light customization features that the games offer are very important. He spent considerable time on ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band, up to drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|disturbing pictures]] of his bandmates. The amount of time he spent on tweaking his ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' villages is simply colossal. According to [[Regina e-mails]], Chris made a similarly big deal about ''Jet Grind Radio'' and ''F-Zero GX''; In the latter, the customisation is limited to swapping around car parts and choosing colors and decals.

==Gallery==
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==See also==
* [[Club Nintendo]] - With details on Chris's Wii download collection
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-22T17:20:35Z

JamieTyler: /* Chris likes Seinfeld, huh? */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I still have to ask why you answered an ad placed by guy dressed like Ash Ketchum. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 17:04, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you are awesome.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** Here ya go [[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|Every Chris is different, no two self portraits are the same.]] if you want you can rework the image abit.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 01:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
***Jesus christ. you'd expect that at some point he would get used and keep a design, but this cements it that chris is uncapable of improvement.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Jesus fucking Christ, that's some mighty fine work. I mean, damn, you spent all the time. I'll figure out some way to acknowledge it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Thanks.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 19:34, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed"
|-
! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
|-
|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
|-
|}
since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

So, does this mean that Medic = Gamer Paulo or that Medic hacked Gamer Paulo's user account?

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Canine
''Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --Gamer Paulo''

The Paulo thread has been disappeared from /cwc/, by the way.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:16, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

===My thoughts===
This is one of those interesting times when we get into meta-wiki issues which starts to delve into epistemology and areas like that. As I see it, we should document Gamer Paulo's account. As with any history, it's ultimately biased towards the historian's personal views. I will disagree with Cogs in that we should include stuff of suspect, and let people decide for them self what is valid and what is not. So my approach would be to post all of Gamer Paulo's stuff, and to include Lucas's commentary so the reader will be able to see criticism from another Game Place regular.

The problem with any eye witness account of Chris is that it's going to be biased in some way - for all we know, Lucas could be exaggerating, [[Anna]] could be exaggerating in [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], and so forth. I believe we've discussed the validity of taking Chris's personal history as valid, even though it's obviously very biased.

That's my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:56, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

the reason this is different is because he's doing this because of some stupid shit with mimms or whatever. this account is just to get attention to his own plight of fighting with mimms over pokaymon or some shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:That's very rude clyde. You should call Eric Ensor up at 4349621668 to apologize. --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 00:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris likes Seinfeld, huh?==
Hi, all. First-time poster here--I was wandering around TV Tropes a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the CWCki, and have been reading with an ever-growing mixture of horror and disbelief since then. Just watched the latest video, and I was thinking that maybe we could try to get Chris to watch that one Seinfeld episode where George Costanza gets an awesome job, his own place and some china by doing the exact opposite of everything he normally does. Maybe, somewhere in the dim recesses of his brain, the thought will occur that "hey, if that worked for George, perhaps it'd work for me too." Of course, it's possible that I'm incorrectly assuming Chris has even the slightest interest in, or capacity for, self-improvement... [[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 00:39, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

*You know, I'm actually amazed he does like Seinfeld... it has a more sophisticated and dry humor, and I figured that all the jokes would fly above Chris's head. IS it possible he's just mimicking what he believes other people like? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:05, 20 May 2010 (EST)
**Of course it's possible, you just described 95% of Chris' behavior. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
**It's more likely that he likes it because he frequently sees it on TV, and anything that he becomes familiar with tends to become an important fixture in his life. I'm surprised that Seinfeld hasn't already made a cameo in the comic or had one of his jokes used as random access humor.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 05:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::* He said he would want Seinfeld to play him if a movie was ever made about his life somewhere. Apparently he thinks they look exactly alike. Chris is a moron.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
*I dount it, since from what i've seen here, chris can't even take subtle cues. it'll fly over his head.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
It could just be his parents watched it a lot and it's burned into his mind as a popular and likable television show. I doubt he's some enthusiast for the show, as it lacks the crass random-access humor he loves so much and mass debating material. I mean, the Captains Log is not from him being some trekkie, it's just him being familiar with a popular saying and stealing it. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 10:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Possible Paranormal Theories Regarding Chris ==

Do we have a page where we post theories to explain chris? Because I have one:

*'''Chris is a time traveler'''. Caught in a magical explosion, he's been warping through time. The temporal change has caused him to suffer severe memory loss, and he constantly forgets his promises, vendettas, or other such things. Instead, his addled mind has managed to hold onto a child like persona, and clung to sonichu in order to keep himself anchored in one location. His reluctance to change isn't that he's incapable, but that doing so represents a threat to his stability. Every time, he is sitting down to another group of people attempting to undo all he has managed to gain so far. But we, too, serve a purpose. Slowly anchoring him to one linear progression. By keeping us fed on the concept of the improbable manchild, he is goading us to keep him safe until the temporal sickness wears off. Why else would a man debase himself so horribly, despite claiming his relative normality? The quest for a sweetheart is, therefore, sinister. He needs a woman's love as the component of a magical spell that would close the temporal rift.

* Better ideas: Chris is the Godwalker of the Manchild archetype. A Godwalker is a human a hair's breadth away from becoming the physical embodiment of a trope or archetype, such as the Mother, the Warrior, the Guy With Pencils Stuck In His Eyes, etc. Chris so perfectly embodies the idea of manchildhood he may derive minor arcane talents specifically to further his place as master of all things manchild. The bad news is that if the throne of the Manchild archetype is empty, then Chris will take his rightful place there in time and become a god, sharing his horrible manchild powers with other manchildren to help reinforce the archetype. From our perspective his parents will die and he will be unable to pay the bills, simply disappearing from the world forever. In fact, this will literally be what happens until an even bigger manchild kicks him out. The worst part is that he will be one of the 333 gods to have a hand in remaking the world when it comes time for the world to be remade. That's the worst-case secnario. In a best-case scenario, the throne is already occupied by the Falknerian man-child and in order for Chris to take his place he'll have to fight him. This will be utterly hilarious, if you're in the Occult Underground and privy to such things of course. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 09:31, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
**Does the love quest represent some sort of tragic flaw then? An obsession with sex is all well and good for the socially maladjusted, but this is a being attempting to ascend to a higher plane. A sweetheart would be devastating to this ideal; unless he intends to convert her into his first high priestess. --[[User:Aslipintime|Aslipintime]] 16:55, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

Feel free to expand on these theories. I feel this is a line of thought worth pursuing.
:*If you guys wanna play make believe with ghosts and stuff, make a fan page for it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:58, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-05-21T10:35:12Z

JamieTyler: /* Chris likes Seinfeld, huh? */

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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 5]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 6]]

== I want to warn other women ==

Hello, my name is Jackie. Jesus, I can't believe I'm doing this.

Long story short, I'm in the market for a boyfriend and I posted online, thinking I would give it a shot. I meet a guy named Christian Weston Chandler. Guess where this is going.

I didn't know anything about this guy before I met him there. I talked back and forth with him for a bit on email, got to know him a little. I didn't know he was such an internet freak. But he told me all about this cwcki site, because I wanted to know more about him and I wanted him to make a video for me. He initially refused to make a video for me because he said it "got him in trouble before". I didn't know what he meant, so he sent me here to see videos of him talking to previous girlfriends and how the nasty trolls got him in trouble for it. Mind you, he was very careful to remind me that this website is full of lies and shouldn't be trusted, despite the fact he himself sent me here.

But I respected the fact he was at least being honest with me about this online shit. Or so it seemed. I watched a bunch of his videos, got more and more disturbed by them. I questioned him on some things, like how he apparently cheated on one of his ex-girlfriends with some other girl online. As was quite insulting (but not at all surprising now that I've familiarized myself with this site), he lied to me and said it never happened. Even though he himself admitted to cheating on her in a video HE MADE.

And a bunch of other shit he lied about too. Like professing his love for me every five minutes, even though he COULDN'T REMEMBER MY FUCKING NAME. Check this video out: http://www.mediafire.com/?zzivjw32mlj
I asked him to make me a video showing me his female-pleasuring skills (this was before I started to realize what a disgusting piece of shit he is), and he CALLS ME BY HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.

So there you go, have at it. He calls this website full of liars, but as far as I can tell he's a worthless piece of shit and this site is pretty frank about it. I'm fucking done dealing with him but I thought I'd contribute my experience as a warning to all the other women in Virginia.--[[User:JaxRomy|JaxRomy]] 12:24am, 22 April 2010 (EST)

:* Hello Jackie, and welcome. I am sorry you had to encounter Christian without any prior warning- the truth must be shocking and a little frightening (you know he twice tried to convince the trolls to trick him into raping someone who was [[rocky|trying to help him and only looking out for his best interests]], right?). I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say that you are most welcome here, and that your experience will be added to the massive (and growing) pile of documentation regarding this mental man and his life. Your goal of warning others is a noble one and I invite you to come, join in the documentation and study of Christian Weston Chandler. Again, you have my sympathies. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Glad to be of service! Also, if you feel like you want to, you can add a better profile for him to Dontdatehimgirl.com--there's been one up there since 4chan/SA found his comic in 2007 and it's woefully out of date. And sorry you had to put up with being in a relationship with Chris. You are also welcome to contribute any information you want.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome, Jackie, and I apologize for the inconvenience you had in registering for a new account. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to leave a message on my [[User talk:Champthom|talk page]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris chan, "cute"? Lol. Anyway, welcome. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 05:08, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*At least Chris had the lack of sense to point you here and warn you of what you were in for if you met him. Every new bit of Chris we see is darker and more disturbing than the last. This site does little more than hold a mirror up to Chris and let his own words speak for themselves. Enjoy exploring the man-child-sized bullet you just dodged. Any and all contributions you wish to make would be most appreciated. As you can see, we "trolls" are mainly fascinated observers of the perversion of nature known as Christian Chandler. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 05:31, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Jackie, I am so sorry you had to go through this.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:58, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome and we're sorry for what you had to experience with Chris. You were lucky he pointed you here so soon. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 06:01, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Welcome Jackie and thank you for sharing your experience with us. I must congratulate you on your fortitude. The video he sent you make me feel quite nauseous and it's not even aimed at me! Yes, Christian Chandler is quite the sick puppy we describe and yet your e-mails are filled with juicy details and interesting anecdotes. You have proven your value and you are most welcome here among us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:10, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey, there. I'm so sorry about what happened between you and Chris, but it was for the best, yes? Hope you have fun here. じゃね!--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 13:21, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I still have to ask why you answered an ad placed by guy dressed like Ash Ketchum. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 17:04, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== YOU ARE FAGGOTS ==

every single last one of you. seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:52, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
* We love you too, Clyde. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 02:05, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indeed. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 02:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Have my babiez, plz?--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 03:24, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*I want you inside me, Clyde. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you're too nice. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:25, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:40, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yes. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:47, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
*he's on to me --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*Oh Clyde, you are awesome.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Icon Templates ==

So I've added some code to the icon templates (and even added the normal icon template code to about a third of the shirt icons) so we can toggle the text labels for the icons. I mainly forsee this being useful for the video boxes on articles, rather than having to type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby}}</nowiki> Blue & Red Sleeve Rugby''', you can type '''<nowiki>{{BlueRedSleeveRugby|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' to generate the same effect. It also allows all uses of the icon template to be easily updated, should we decided to do something like rename a shirt.

I notice that there is a lot of inconsistency on pages with videos - some use icon templates, some don't - so do partly, probably due to new icon templates having later been made. So my plan is to revisit pages with videos and update them to use the templates. My dilemma is - should the format for showing the text be: '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text=yes}}</nowiki>''' or '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' or something else? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:56, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh and examples of the icons with their respective text labels can be found [[User:Anonymax/Sandbox2|here]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:59, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:I reallllly need some feedback on this. Plz replai --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:17, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Hey mate, looks fantastic. In my position as a complete nobody I approve of this change. Going back and retroactively changing every video is gunna be interesting, however... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:32, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:* It's a good job Anonymax. Well done- I was watching as you put them up last night, you've done a great job with them --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:38, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

:Well I had to make the change to the templates so the default behaviour was not to show the label - in an ideal world, the default would be to show the label. I'm currently a fan of the '''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' way of triggering the display of labels - and unless anyone comes up with a reason to set it a different way, I'll make some changes soon. Yes the task of going through every page with video templates is going to take some time - however, it will help make all of them consistent. We like consistency. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:58, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:Added some more code to my sandbox version of an icon template - now the template will accept custom text:
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|text}}
::*'''<nowiki>{{Icontemplate|Some Text}}</nowiki>''' produces {{Comics|Some Text}}
: A more flexible solution methinks --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:32, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

:*That works well, good job --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:43, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I think I'm happy with the sandbox example for icon templates and their usage - but any suggestions for improvements before I start to apply it to all templates would be good --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:54, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

All icon templates have been updated now. The process of editing each video page to make use of the templates is slowly underway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:26, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu update ==

I noticed today that some troll has "updated" Sonichu 11 with some new pages. Does anybody know who is this troll?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:06, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Protip: When stuff appears on CWCipedia, we put it there. Clyde in all likelyhood. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:09, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Then the troll failed in completely capturing Chris's fail. The comic is actually well done and funny. But in all seriousness, i'm starting to thinkg that its alec after seeing th sonichu 11 page here.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:14, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

nah, the style is different, take for example the sonichu revolution pages, they are more blunt and the chris chan character ends up being the lazy jerk he usually is, while his characters are more kind and/or dumber than usual. This one has chris chan acting with reason, and focuses more onto the sonichus, and how they should really react on theyr miserable lives, on the other hand, this does go with someof the plans i've read around the CWCipedia.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:24, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

It was originally done by a PVCC poster, and appeared there first. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:It's hilarious. I'm thinking I'll add this to the CWC blog page, with a note saying that Wikisysop's account was "hacked" and not TRUE AND HONEST. Gotta keep up appearances, you know.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Its funny until the end, when its just pretty depresing, but as realistic as it could be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:54, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== An attempt to rebuild old bridges ==

Hello friends. Embarrassed as I was by Chris's DEPLORABLE behavior concerning his latest female victim, I decided to write a letter to express my sheerest disapproval with his habitual dishonesty. Inspired by that young woman's disclosure of her correspondences, here is the letter I posted:

{{quoteboxred|From: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>
To: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

Hey, Chris, it's Alec. How you doing?

Some of my fans linked me to that new girl Jackie on the cwcki, all those emails between you two. Too bad she broke the confidence you two had, I didn't think that was necessary. But I like best the part where she thinks I was you and asks you about my comics, and you respond by saying I was some guy who made a "fan-fiction" of Sonichu and have been trying to "1-up" you this whole time. Wow, Chris, way to go back on your fucking word once again. Remember when you told me you understood Asperchu was original and that it had nothing to do with Sonichu? Guess that was a lie. I'd say I am disappointed but since you've lied to me dozens of times already, this is pretty predictable. By the way, I can't really "1-up" a comic that stopped being produced for months at a time, anyway.

On a more positive note, however, I'm happy you ARE finally working on your comic again. Between all my responsibilities and my own comic, it was getting pretty stressful to try to pick up your comic for you, too. I especially like that you decided to kill Sandy (this page: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_11/Page_27 is my favorite one). Even though you lied to Jackie repeatedly (that's why she dumped you, by the way), it's nice to see that you're now owning up to the fact that Sandy isn't your character any more than Simonla was.

Hope Patty is eating your soul,

Alec

P.S. Hey, you like God of War, don't you? Does your recent video mean you want Kratos to wear a bra? Most men don't have boobs like you do, you know.}}

I kept things positive and very cordial, as you can see; I wished to make peace. Here was Chris's reply:

{{quotebox|From: Mayor Ian Brandon Anderson <chrischansonichu@aol.com>
To: Alec-Chan Asperchu <albasperchu@live.com>

Shut up.}}

Following this he blocked my email (again). I wish I could say I was disheartened, but as we know this isn't the first time my olive branch has been slapped away... --[[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:52, 24 April 2010 (CST)

:Alec, every time you post it's like a tiny gift from the heavens.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:04, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
::Seconded.--[[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]] 22:18, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Alec, I want you. Bad. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:29, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
: Alec, if you are ever in new york you are welcome here

== Internal Server Error 500 ==

Over the past 15min, I've noticed this error occurring more frequently. Also the site seems to be running slower today. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:35, 26 April 2010 (UTC) - observing
:Now getting worse again --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:45, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Not noticed it in any seriousness for a while --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== The most retarded thing ever ==

http://cwctwitter.wikia.com/wiki/CWCville_Twitter_Wiki

and legi0n complained about ed. jesus christ. they even stole the box template that i stole from halcy :( --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 12:17, 27 April 2010 (UTC)
*A wiki for Sonichu Joke Twitters. Oh internet, you never cease to amaze.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:46, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== CWCpedia down ==

am i the only one getting an error when trying to enter cwcpedia? has chris taken the page down?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
:Chris can't take it down. It's just 110MB being stupid again.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

== A Question... ==

Has anyone here thought of trying to send Christian a copy of "Undateable"? I think the book might break his brain... I mean, one of thing things listed in that book that makes a guy Undateable is "he plays videogames"... you all see where I'm going with this? -Keeperofthekorteenee
:This might be an idea. If you got some spare money, please send him a copy. By the way, to sign your post, you need to type the symbol "~" four times. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:*This is interesting. Let me give it some thought, although to be honest Chris doesn't want to make himself more datable, he wants the ''standards of the entire eligable female population of the world to change to accomodate him''. That's why, no matter how many times people say ''Girls are the metal, boys are the magnets'' he will scream denials and complain that it ''should be'' or, alternatively, ''sometimes is'' the other way around. Chris not only does not want to improve himself, he ''actively resists'' such attempts because he is perfect and you can't improve on perfection. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:34, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
Remember when Vivian sent a book to Chris? Any book you send Chris, that isn't positive stupid advice like "How To Talk To Girls" won't make any sort of effect on him.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:54, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
I think the Jackie emails have shown us exactly how little Chris is prepared to go through for china, I seriously doubt that he'll make as immense an improvement as giving up his precious vidya for it. Besides, he outright ''refused'' to sell any of his videogames or game systems during the Miyamoto saga, and let's keep in mind that the manchild has like 500 games and 10 game systems
No, I'm afraid Chris will forever be a virgin with rage, unless maybe he gets the chance of a free hooker again (he did accept a fatty/redhead as a potential sweetheart). [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 21:22, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is able to call the entire practice of Psychology stupid simply because it doesn't match up with his opinions on aspergers. The manchild can Mental Block shit like you wouldn't believe.
:If someone sent him the book, he would just toss it in the giant pile of crap in his room and forget about it. On the slim chance that he actually did read it he would either mental block it (Well that's just your OPINION/That's debatable) or miss the point completely (Wow! Good thing none of these apply to me, because I'm perfect). If we go for the best possible outcome here and assume he both reads it, and misses the point completely, we might get some moderate lulz if he chooses to make a video and lecture us all on how much he knows about dating, but the chances of that happening are near-zero.
:Still, if you wanna buy Chris free stuff, be my guest.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:07, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
To all of you... good point. I'm a bit new to mocking this idiot manchild; I'll catch up eventually... [[User:Keeperofthekorteenee|Keeperofthekorteenee]] 22:42, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
 
:Welcome, friend, and enjoy the ride. I reccomend [[Chris and art]] and [[Chris and English]], two of my favs :D [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 22:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hello All ==

New user here, been browsing this excellent site for a few days now, after first hearing about Chris last year. Look forward to becoming a contributing member of CWCki, and thought I'd post here to 1. Offer my aid/support/whatever in regards to future trolling efforts (You guys have done some really excellent work, if I may say so), and 2. Let it be known that the PVCC forum is apparently having trouble in regards to getting new-user registration past the "fill in your data and submit for registration" phase (I realize that it's a private forum, and that may well be by design, but I thought I'd speak up on the off chance that it's not intentional). Anyway, I suppose that's all I have to say at the moment, so... Yeah. Hello. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 17:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

:y hello thar--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 20:01, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
:Hiii <(^_^)> [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)
::The PVCC registrations are being submitted, but the handling of the confirmation page is broken. It's a known issue - unlikely to be fixed soon though. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:47, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

Hello Rob. And Hello CWCKi. I am another new user, and I would also like to offer my assistance as a writer/contributor as well as in any future trolling efforts. I first heard about CWC from monkeyoaaron's (sp?) Ear Rape Coffee video on the youtube. So I did a little research and found CWC's TRUE and HONEST videos of fail. I found out about the CWCki when Hells1ng920 posted his epic rant on youtube, he had a link to this website so I clicked it and it led me here, and now I'm a member, so I will talk to you all later! [[User:U2rockfan|U2rockfan]] 11:50, 8 May 2010 (UTC) (Patriot720 on Youtube)

Hello, everyone. I am new here, although I've lurked for quite a bit, and I would like to commend you for all your dedication towards chronicling the manchild's life. I've been missing out on the action for way too long, and I'm eager and willing to help this wiki grow and expand. I dutifully offer my services as a contributor and participant of any trolling attempts. Anyways, hello! :D-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:33, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Performance styles ==

I have been browsing aorund the videos for a while and noticed that maybe we could add "Racist" to the performance styles as they have been relatively frequent. (the jugaloo, bunny hop video, the surfshack tito saga videos and possibly some others i may have missed).[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:12, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server Error ==
Is it any better now? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:08, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is dead, now what ==

So lets say that our hero decides to become an hero what becomes of the wiki ? --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:i never realized that. but i doubt that chris would become an hero. i think it would be by diabetes or a heart attack. but either way i fear the day, as it would mean that the cwcki would go down.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 12:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The CWCki will remain as a warning to future generations. The mistakes of CWC must never be repeated. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:08, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

That is actually something I have wondered for a while. What if Chris died? Hhhmmm...Well, for one thing, Da Update would certainly slow down. CWCipedia would either shut down, be turned into a monument to Chris or be opened to trolls again. And then CWCki would become a site for literal Christorians, and everyone would just be devoted to researching Chris's life. Then one day, Cogs sells the information to a movie studio, and we get Christian Weston Chandler: The Movie. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:21, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Visual consistency of comic Chris ==

Anyone notice how Chris has drawn himself looking like 50 different people across all these issues?
Anyway, I'm thinking of either adding an article about this or incorporating it into the comic chris page as a special section, any thoughts?
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*At one point, I wanted to collaborate every depiction of Chris into one image, but given he draws himself differently so many times, it is a Herculean task. If you feel like it, go for it. I'd say that this could easily be incorporated into the character page for Chris's comic book self. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:25, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** Here ya go [[Image:CWC collage.jpg|thumb|Every Chris is different, no two self portraits are the same.]] if you want you can rework the image abit.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 01:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
***Jesus christ. you'd expect that at some point he would get used and keep a design, but this cements it that chris is uncapable of improvement.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Jesus fucking Christ, that's some mighty fine work. I mean, damn, you spent all the time. I'll figure out some way to acknowledge it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Gamefaqs==
[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/user.php?board=960619&topic=54555151&user=5492961 Profile]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54555151 Modnation]

[http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/975212-super-street-fighter-iv/54555218 Street Fighter]

The writing style's pretty close. If it's a troll, he's either too subtle for his own good, or has no real goal other than "Pretend to be Chris".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*Get Clyde to confirm or deny it and we'll go from there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Sir yes sir.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:28, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*That thing reeks of Chris. I would bet money that it's him. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:23, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Believe it or not, I think Chris can spell separate. And also,it doesn't seem like him to try to help people. * "I will personally Not Judge one or ''Separate'' any individual People as such"
From the CWC Blog
[[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 17:50, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's writing style is highly inconsistent. Also, he's not "helping" them, it's more like he's trying to "rally the masses" so he can port his save data from one game to another. Or something like that.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:57, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
* "Rally the masses", I like that, it seems just like something he would do. But still, I have my doubts, some elaborate trolling might be set up here. In any case, I don't think we should concern ourselves with this until it's confirmed it's Chris or Chris responds to it being false. [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:03, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Well, he could be a troll, but Occams's razor leads me to say he's the real deal. Here's another thread Chris posted in: [http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/960619-modnation-racers/54377904?page=4]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:34, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Memo on uploading images ==

If you upload images you found on other sites, try to source the HONEST and ORIGINAL creator when possible, or at least where you found it. It's good wiki policy in general. Likewise, try to use Creative Commons stuff whenever possible. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== Sydney Kirsch ==

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about the 22nd of April a brave <s>troll</s> woman named Sydney Kirsch mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The Game Place]], with whom she had intended to do some Poke'mon related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's e-mail address, she simply googled Chris and The Game Place then e-mailed the first place that came up. The following is all record of what took place...

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the mailbags, by trading naked pictures of herself for answered questions. Unfortunately... things did not turn out that way at all.

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date/time stamps on e-mails are for Virginia time, while the date/time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]

*Dude, don't forget to sign your posts! Anyways, I moved all the stuff about Sydney [[User:Ronichu/Sydney|here]] because I didn't expect you to make an entire damn page on the community portal about her. I can confirm that Chris was in contact with Sydney so yeah, we could make a regular page for her. For the time being, there's that user page. Not sure what to call a page for her though - most pages that are about the person are about the person them self and not so much the actual conversations they had with Chris (see [[Vanessa Hudgens]] versus [[Vanessa Saga]]). Yet this isn't a proper saga, given the nature of it. We can't just call it e-mails because there's also those two call. So mostly we need a name for this page and we can post stuff there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:55, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

:* I agree that it's definitely not a saga. If you look at the saga timeline someone drew up, the sagas are getting remarkably shorter and shorter. I honestly think to be a saga it has to provoke significant public response from Chris over at least a few months. I don't know what to call it; maybe 'Sydney Contacts'? To be honest, as I said before Champ, I don't know if there's really much here at all. Chris is getting more desperate, he is still looking online but hoping to move it offline ASAP, Chris can't remember people's names... Probably the only significant information in this whole thing is that if you try to call Chris and be a faggot, it will not work so don't try. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:14, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* Jesus, even Chris was bored by those emails. What would be the point of yet another e-girlfriend, anyway? Just stop it already. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 21:37, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*The point was to get him to restart the mailbags and nothing more. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:59, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

== the manchild reverts the changes. ==

It seems that CWC has reverted most of the changes done by his "fan". Apparently, character development is the cancer that will kill sonichu. I saved the changes that were deleted by america's most hated autist. Also apparently, Bubbles is jewish.
{{quoteboxred|The reason he wanted to work with Mary Lee Walsh is because he wanted to align himself with anyone who would do his bidding; however, eventually she wanted to backstab him and then destroyed him.Count Graduon is currently dead, but soon he will return as the evil God Graduon and attack Vamprosa. Sonichu had not evolved into Metonic at that point and soon God Graduon will take over his body.}}

{{quoteboxred|:Zapina had a sad, lonely life. Her parents were killed by the evil Evan. She used to live in a 2 story house with her mom and dad. One day, Evan was really angry about the popular mayor so he took a gun and shot them dead. Then he lit their house on fire and Zapina had to run away.
Eventually Zapina found comfort in the home of Simonla Rosechu. Evan did not like this and had Simonla killed.
It turns out, before Zapina was born, her mom and dad owned a factory where they produced Pokeballs. Evan was a lazy worker at the factory and wanted revenge because they fired him.
Soon Zapina would form a relationship with Ganster Sonichu; however, Gangster Sonichu broke up with Zapina because he was dating her to cover up his homosexuality. Zapina would soon be great friends with Sandy Rosechu to help get over her break up.}}

{{quoteboxred|Cera Rosechu is a very pretty Rosechu who will grow up to become a strong-willed Rosechu. Her mom does not have a lot of time to take care of her because she is too busy saving the day, so her babysitter Heather, takes cares of her.
Her babysitter is a lesbian, however Cera does not grow up to be a lesbian. She is straight like her brother and other sister. Her future husband will be Blake and Bubbles's child who is called Kyle Sonichu.
Kyle and Cera are currently in kindergarten being taught by their teacher Mrs. Lyra. Mrs. Lyra is frustrated because Kyle and Cera keep talking in class. Cera is not very good with her mathematics and she often asks Kyle for help.}}
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:40, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:Why are you writing this here and not in the CWCipedia tracker? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:*<s>didn't know how. i'm going to right now.</s> someone already did it[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:05, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:If Chris reverted the changes without comment, then we need to have the girls make more changes. That ought to infuriate him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::He still hasn't reverted the changes made to the captain's log on the main page. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:12, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, and I think I know why. This is pure speculation, but I think Chris just checks the recent changes page to get told what's going on. Daria Camacho made a bunch of changes with her account set to bot, and the default setting on that page is to hide bot edits. Chris hasn't reverted them because he has no idea they happened at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:38, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Actually, chris did not revert all the edits. the vamprosa page daria set up is unchanged and he didn't delete completely the graduon page. what i copied was just what he deleted.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 13:42, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Well then I think it's clear that the correct course of action is mass bot vandalism. He'll have no idea what hit him. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:44, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Yes! Do this! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:20, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Broken audio links ==

Someone, do me a favor and post here pages that need working links to audio downloads and stuff like that. I believe one of the concern with transcribing some of the Mumble chats is that we have no working audio links so we need to fix that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:01, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

Boss, the ones I could find are:

Mumble 12

CWCCumsforaCat

JackThaddius Call 2

JackThaddius Call 3

Julie Reveals Herself

DPF Phonecall

There may be more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:54, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== CHRIS IS STUPID ==
http://pastebin.com/1YndZLqf [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:04, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*Wait was this chris telling Anonymous to piss off or somebody talking to chris? if it was the former, yeah he's fucked.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:18, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*god damn can you even read the first fucking line of the fucking thing? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*This sounds like Rocky.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:20, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:*this is too fucking retarded to be from anyone else. chris is just trying to justify his fucking atrocious reputation of being a retard. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:23, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:**But since when has he been trolled by Anonymous? When did chris send this email out?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:06, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::*he's probably referring to the old meaning of anonymous. you know, before 4chan. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:08, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*He might not even make the distinction between his current trolls and the anons. Anyway this is a pretty neat document. Any idea where we should put it? Do we have any extra context?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:41, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* The e-mail is now the featured quote in the cwcpedia. Well at least the last lines.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
original e-mail:
{{quotebox|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki>

This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.

If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.

A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.

This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}} [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:22, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I don't see how anyone could have a good or even neutral opinion of Chris after hearing/reading about him. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 22:28, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
*maybe its because chris is the epitome of self delution.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:43, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to why he thinks he's a good person in real life? Is he just wanting real companionship, or does he actually think that he's better in real life? If the former, he's still prime troll bait, but if it's the latter, we better pray he doesn't find a more forgiving Young Adult Social Group orwhateverthefuckitis. If he gets people in real life, and he realises he's screwed up on the internet, he won't be coming back. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
:If you remember from the Greene County conspiracy video, he said that he called up Rocky to see if anyone would come to the extreme sports show with him, and no one ever called back. It's obvious what's happening here. People are avoiding Chris out of disgust, because he is bad and he smells bad. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:53, 17 May 2010 (UTC)
::* If there is one thing I am glad for in this life it's that you cannot smell someone over the Internet. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:16, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Wait, I can see what's going on. First, remember that Chris thinks everyone is simply afraid of him--in fact, they're repulsed by his appearance/odor/behavior. He's found out about that murder case, and seems to think that it's one of those things that can happen in relationships. This is simply an extension of the "THEY ARE AFRAID OF AUTISTICS" line of thought--he thinks people look at him and think "OH NO A BAD GUY". Or perhaps someone just told him what a horrible person he was. His definition of "horrible person" is "guy who makes me stop using Simonla" or "guy who kills ex girlfriend", not "Overweight, odorous, naive, lying manchild"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*Makes sense to me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I rather see it as a "Pity Plea". A creepy "I could had loved her" scenario. As far as the YASG goes, I guess Wallflower talked about her ordeal and even good-thinking Christians made the choice of keeping him away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:05, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Which raises the question, where will he go next? Charlottesville is a pretty small place, judging by the Google Maps screenshots. My own town is about the same size, and everyone knows all the crazy people around. I'd imagine Chris has a very similar reputation, probably due to a mix of his IRL activitites and troll activity. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:55, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, Chris is obviously the village idiot, but the question is if he even realizes that himself. For all we know, he considers himself the grand master of Charlottesville and thinks everyone is honored to live in the same area. It sounds stupid and unlikely, but this is Chris we're talking about. Unless he's claimed otherwise, I don't think he'd even be aware of having a reputation like that. --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 21:52, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I like to think that all the kids in Charlottesville believe that the Chandler Household haunted by fat, man-eating monsters. I can just imagine some girls having a sleepover nearby and one of them getting dared to go in it. Hilarity Ensues. And by Hilarity Ensues, I mean Raep Happens. :)[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*what's sad is that it would not be very far from reality. though we could count on bob to protect them...for now.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Well, only if he hasn't died yet. D:[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 03:28, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== joinage ==

So I sent Chris a link to a Pokemon forum asking him to join. I also told him that it'd be awesome if someone as 'recognized' as him would join and such crap. Now, what are the chances that he'll actually join? I mean, we could do some pretty nice trolling should he actually join. :D So... yeah. That's all. <s>please don't kill me</s>[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 04:11, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

== An eyewitness emerges ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html Gamer Paulo tells us about Chris at the Game Place.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:09, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*We (at least certain people) are working on establishing the validity of this account (i.e. asking Mimms and Lucas to comment on PVCC). Once we get confirmation, we can add it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:15, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'm going to call troll--you'd think Chris would boast about the time Mimms supposedly begged him for forgiveness. That would have been a massive boost to his ego and you just know he would have mentioned it somewhere. But other than that I wish the rest was true, espicially the part where Snorlax sat down on the floor and rambled about Greene County.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:23, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*It does seem sort of suspect - The guy claiming to verify him as the Gym Leader at TGP reeks of samefag, at least imho. [[User:RobGoblin|Gobs]] 05:56, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Supposed samefag here. I'm just deeply embedded in the Pokemon TCG scene. When I saw the thread I got really excited since someone still playing the game there had (or claimed to have) interacted with Chris. Posted PMs exchanged @Pokegym.net/forums in #sonichu via screencap. (Links here: [http://tinypic.com/r/10wv2w7/6 1] [http://tinypic.com/r/29kweg3/6 2] [http://tinypic.com/r/2q1cmkp/6 3] [http://tinypic.com/r/2hcqkah/6 4] [http://tinypic.com/r/vg5r8x/6 5] [http://tinypic.com/r/2r6ebk3/6 6]) The only thing that I couldn't find was his real name. Usually it's on the Organized Play website but The Game Place's page doesn't have a contact name (Neither did the "Virginia Pokemon" website, and the few people I know who play in VA didn't know either.) A quick google search got me a post on the Gym by user PokeMedic who said they'd recently taken over as League Leader at the Charlottesville location. I've had an account there for years, PM'd the person expecting no response. Surprisingly I received confirmation. The way our conversation panned out, he appears to be legit, or at the very least the current League Leader at the Game Place. Hopefully Mimms or Lucas can provide a name. [[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 06:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**PokeMedic? As in, Medic the mod on /cwc/? Now that would make me lol if he's behind this trolling effort. I'm suspicious that Paulo's original post in the thread implies that he first heard about cwcki and /cwc/ and only recently read the ED article, even though he's been in on the Chris-GamePlace saga since "day one." Wut? [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds like a troll to me. Besides, he's aware of this wiki's existence, so why didn't he post it here in the first place? And he seems to be avoiding giving direct answer/saying something we don't know. Also, WTF with Megan being a manipulative bitch?[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 06:13, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE BACKGROUND [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:25, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Adblock Plus, dude. Find the image, filter, seizure over. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 07:53, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Totally not a troll. I was hoping to get my feet wet in this because Mike really wanted to get in on this but can't commit to it. Mimms will confirm, but he's not going to say nice things about me and likewise. --Gamer Paulo 06:38, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*Troll or not, his take on Megan is one that I'm sure myself and a lot of others have suspected is closer to the truth for a long time. This isn't some teen movie where the shy, friendly girl is spit on by the blonde cheerleader clique for no reason. In the real world, if you don't have friends there is probably a good reason for it, and we know that Megan really didn't have any. She's also a Nazi fetishist in her twenties that still plays Pokemon, traces Sonic recolors and Sailor Moons, and uses a retard for material gain, these are all known facts. I find it hard to buy that she was just some innocent demure flower ruined by Chris's actions (which is not to say Chris would not have been perfectly capable of doing so if it was in fact the case) [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:39, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*(Stress sighs) Since /cwc/ is in seizure mode, somebody requested that I upload a screencap of the thread. Here ya go. [http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=00599092886322880810]--[[User:Inetlumberjack|Inetlumberjack]] 07:08, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**I'm pretty sure that the seizure background is to make sure "you-know-who" doesn't read it. --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 07:17, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**He's forgotten it exists and doesn't check the community portal, don't worry too much. Plus, PARTY HARD mode will rape his eyes if he got uncomfortable just looking at a red-black gradient.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:58, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
* I can't keep out of my head the possibility that the new source is a troll. Nevertheless, it still adds a piece to the mosaic of the Game Place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
Well, It looks like there might be some truth to this after all... According to Lucas, he knows who it is. Taking in all these facts, perhaps this person is indeed Eric: in The Lucas & Mimms Q&A, they said Chris picked on a kid who took over Chris's role as gym leader a few times. Just a guess, but that's who it might be if this isn't a troll [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:49, 19 May 2010 (EST)
* That is my name, but the other stuff about me isn't accurate. As far as Chris goes, he never picked on me and I didn't really do anything with Chris except play one game of Pokemon with him. Everything else we heard and saw was through observation. Mike and I wanted to put ourselves out here to maybe get in on some FAing since we're tired of how persistent he is in trying to get back into the store and how his actions keep affecting business. While I was in the store today talking to everyone and showing them the comments that were made on /cwc/ we had a riot. We then got a phone call from the owner this afternoon who just seems to have found out about everything from another employee who saw what was going on yesterday on /cwc/. He thought it was a riot but since he's now aware we need to stop what we were hoping to get accomplished since it might make us look like instigators. From the looks of it though we weren't really going get anywhere. --[http://http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:Gamer_Paulo Gamer Paulo] What the hell are these? Some words? 17:30, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it might not have been such a great idea for you go on /cwc/ and out the owner as a registered sex offender. Some people are so touchy. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 19:03, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

regards putting stuff on cwcki, only use information they agree on. so, nothing about mimms begging chris, nothing about megan and nothing about paulo being a furry. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:37, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
*I assume this means that the post Lucas made on PVCC is mostly valid(by "mostly" I mean the part about Megan, which is debatable).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:44, 19 May 2010 (UTC)
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! Lucas post on PVCC - Wednesday, May 19th, 2010, 8:42 PM
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|Okay

that's what I should've done in the first place, my bad, I was kind of peeved and it got the better of me

-he's a real guy

-what he said about barb the day chris was banned is more than likely true

-I want to say chris trying to segregate the kids never happened. That's a pretty big deal and I'd imagine if he did do that he would have been booted instantly. You guys would have heard about it too from Mimms since he was almost always there and you guys asked us about his racist exploits many times already

-There were never many parents staying around until fairly recently like after chris left

-like I said I personally think his thing about megan is crap from my point of view

-story about mimms lies and exaggeration probably fueled by their dumb feud

-ask me about anything else but I think these are the most important parts. A lot of his other stories are just about him
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since the validity of the info is disputed, anything that the two agree on can be put into an article. everything else should be considered false until proven otherwise. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:04, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

put the meagan stuff in there just as an "alternate interpretation" section --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] needs to sign their comments

So, does this mean that Medic = Gamer Paulo or that Medic hacked Gamer Paulo's user account?

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/User_talk:Canine
''Please delete my account. medic is here, canine is a faggot --Gamer Paulo''

The Paulo thread has been disappeared from /cwc/, by the way.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 16:16, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

===My thoughts===
This is one of those interesting times when we get into meta-wiki issues which starts to delve into epistemology and areas like that. As I see it, we should document Gamer Paulo's account. As with any history, it's ultimately biased towards the historian's personal views. I will disagree with Cogs in that we should include stuff of suspect, and let people decide for them self what is valid and what is not. So my approach would be to post all of Gamer Paulo's stuff, and to include Lucas's commentary so the reader will be able to see criticism from another Game Place regular.

The problem with any eye witness account of Chris is that it's going to be biased in some way - for all we know, Lucas could be exaggerating, [[Anna]] could be exaggerating in [[Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], and so forth. I believe we've discussed the validity of taking Chris's personal history as valid, even though it's obviously very biased.

That's my two cents. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:56, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

the reason this is different is because he's doing this because of some stupid shit with mimms or whatever. this account is just to get attention to his own plight of fighting with mimms over pokaymon or some shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:That's very rude clyde. You should call Eric Ensor up at 4349621668 to apologize. --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 00:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==Chris likes Seinfeld, huh?==
Hi, all. First-time poster here--I was wandering around TV Tropes a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the CWCki, and have been reading with an ever-growing mixture of horror and disbelief since then. Just watched the latest video, and I was thinking that maybe we could try to get Chris to watch that one Seinfeld episode where George Costanza gets an awesome job, his own place and some china by doing the exact opposite of everything he normally does. Maybe, somewhere in the dim recesses of his brain, the thought will occur that "hey, if that worked for George, perhaps it'd work for me too." Of course, it's possible that I'm incorrectly assuming Chris has even the slightest interest in, or capacity for, self-improvement... [[User:Killjoy|Killjoy]] 00:39, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

*You know, I'm actually amazed he does like Seinfeld... it has a more sophisticated and dry humor, and I figured that all the jokes would fly above Chris's head. IS it possible he's just mimicking what he believes other people like? [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 21:05, 20 May 2010 (EST)
**Of course it's possible, you just described 95% of Chris' behavior. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 01:44, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
**It's more likely that he likes it because he frequently sees it on TV, and anything that he becomes familiar with tends to become an important fixture in his life. I'm surprised that Seinfeld hasn't already made a cameo in the comic or had one of his jokes used as random access humor.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 05:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::* He said he would want Seinfeld to play him if a movie was ever made about his life somewhere. Apparently he thinks they look exactly alike. Chris is a moron.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
*I dount it, since from what i've seen here, chris can't even take subtle cues. it'll fly over his head.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:32, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
It could just be his parents watched it a lot and it's burned into his mind as a popular and likable television show. I doubt he's some enthusiast for the show, as it lacks the crass random-access humor he loves so much and mass debating material. I mean, the Captains Log is from him being some trekkie, it's just him being familiar with a popular saying and stealing it. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 10:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Prank calls

2010-05-19T12:29:44Z

JamieTyler:

It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many prank calls, thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

==Prank Call Collection==
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
 '''Bob:''' Hello? I don't understand your conversation.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Would it be possible for me to get your name?
 '''Bob:''' You callin' me?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.
 '''Bob:''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You callin' me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a [''unintelligible''] creep-
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.
 '''Bob:''' Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of downloads.
 '''Bob:''' I think you're burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hells you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.
 '''Bob:''' I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Didn't you hear that stuff at the other end?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is insurance office. Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I don't understand why you're callin' me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' What insurance department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.
 [''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Are- are you the sheriff's department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Good. Why didn't you call me?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you! Listen!
 [''call dropped; redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb''] Nothin'.
 '''Barbara:''' Well, hang up!
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who the hell is this?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you, senior?
 '''Bob:''' [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Callin' you and talkin' to you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call from- and cuss them out?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' This is the sheriff's office. Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Well, insurance department of what?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 [''redialed'']

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==Failed Prank Call==
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.

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'''Troll 1:''' [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll 1:''' JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
 '''Bob:''' What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
 '''Troll 2:''' Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
 '''Troll 2:''' Umm
 '''Bob:''' You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
 '''Troll 1:''' [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.

==Chris Calls Bob ==
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Don't say that.
 '''Bob:''' Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 [Call likely cut - redialed]
 '''Bob:''' I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being-
 [Redialed]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello!
 '''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Bob:''' Why do you bother to call this phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore.
 '''Bob:''' Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Bob:''' I'll start cussing at at you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 ''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
 '''Bob:''' Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 [''Bob hangs up'']

=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

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===Transcript===
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Who do you think you are?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, [''Unintelligible''], why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Did you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You've got an issue problem. God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupts''] God needs to move in your life.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon. I haven't even beginning to understand what you're saying.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God needs to move in your life ''severely''!
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you come over here and I will show you what's the matter?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Unintelligible''], bring yourself buddy.
 '''Bob:''' Hey buddy. Listen boy.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man.
 '''Bob:''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Do you understand?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I am the woman of the house and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.
 '''Bob:''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' ... put my husband and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know who you are or who you think I am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.
 '''Bob:''' Who do think I am?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God Forgive you
 '''Bob:''' I wish you knew what number you called, because i think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house, who do you think you are calling my house.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' No, you are!
 '''Bob:''' ...or whatever you are.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what,[''Unintelligible''], why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Fine.
 '''Bob:''' [''Bob and Barbara discuss in the background''] You'd better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house, who do you think you are calling my house.
 '''Bob:''' I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said hello.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got an issue problem.
 '''Bob:''' [''Barbara tells Bob something in the background''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' ... bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.
 [''Bob hangs up'']
 '''Troll:''' Hello sir.
 '''Bob:''' You get your black ass in the gutter, and stay there.
 '''Troll:''' [''Whistles'']
 '''Bob:''' Thanks buddy.

==Bob Calls Himself==
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Bob:''' Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who do you think I am?!
 '''Bob:''' I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call the number; my phone rang.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Bob:''' Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Speaking over''] Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' -what's happened to me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Bob:''' Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy
 '''Bob:''' -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
 '''Bob:''' Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just cut it down, cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Barbara:''' Hello there.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Barbara:''' Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
 '''Barbara:''' We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
 '''Barbara:''' I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy.

== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:'''-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Is-
 '''Bob:''' -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?
 '''Bob:''' That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoon, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-
 '''Bob:''' I don't use the internet either but my son does.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh-
 '''Bob:''' These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son-your son is a
 '''Bob:''' -one of the ways they do it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son is a cartoonist?
 '''Bob:''' Yes he is.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.
 '''Bob:''' Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-
 '''Bob:''' Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what?
 '''Bob:''' Well it's Sonic and chu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh so-
 '''Bob:''' Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?
 '''Bob:''' Ever since before the year 2000-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh
 '''Bob:''' -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoo-
 '''Bob:''' They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoofing.
 '''Bob:''' I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, you-your
 '''Bob:''' Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There-there are
 '''Bob:''' I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.
 '''Bob:''' Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I am very sorry to hear that sir.
 '''Bob:''' Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?
 '''Bob:''' Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-
 '''Bob:''' [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -they are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' They are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.
 '''Bob:''' That's right they won't do a thing about it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Yeah-
 '''Bob:''' The caller ID won't block it or anything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you a Republican sir?
 '''Bob:''' I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That is-
 '''Bob:''' I didn't vote for Obama that's-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I did not vote for Obama either.
 '''Bob:''' Heh. What part of New York are you in?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-
 '''Bob:''' -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' General Electric?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah General Electric.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah well I retired from there so.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just want-
 '''Bob:''' I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.
 '''Bob:''' I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-
 '''Bob:''' Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think it's
 '''Bob:''' next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?
 '''Bob:''' Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.
 '''Bob:''' It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.
 '''Bob:''' That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh what was-
 '''Bob:''' -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh yeah uh that's-
 '''Bob:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.
 '''Bob:''' That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-
 '''Bob:''' Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.
 '''Bob:''' Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well that's just wrong.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Have you gotten the police involved yet?
 '''Bob:''' It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.
 '''Bob:''' We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Apparently-
 '''Bob:''' -federal government says we don't have any money.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-
 '''Bob:''' That's absolutely correct.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.
 '''Bob:''' We've learned to just ignore it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']
 '''Bob:''' I'll be alright.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Alright take care now.

== Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder ==
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]]. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.

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==== Transcript (Mary) ====
'''Mary:''' Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [''talking over Mary''] You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Mary:''' What are you- Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' [''again talking over Mary''] You shut up!
 '''Mary:''' I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 '''Mary:''' Um, who?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Mary:''' Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 [''Mary hangs up'']

==== Transcript (Michael) ====
'''Madeleine:''' The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Madeleine:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Madeleine:''' This is Madeleine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-
 '''Madeleine:''' Can I help you with something?
 [''pause, faint whispering in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' We have miscommunication.
 [''unintelligible; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Michael:''' Christian.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch! [''talking over Michael'']
 '''Michael:''' You wanna talk to me, you need to ''talk'' to me.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Michael:''' Yeah, so?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Michael:''' I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Michael:''' The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends'']

== Bob calls Cole Smithey ==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, [[Cole Smithey]], but with little success...

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==== Transcript ====
'''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole-
 '''Cole:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.
 '''Cole:''' Who is this?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Cole:''' Hahahahahahaha.
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, Cole hangs up'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole at [''"*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming'']. Please leave your telephone number twice, along with your message. Thanks. [''beep'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, troll hangs up'']
 [''tape runs out'']

==Chris calls Golden Corral==
The same troll from the above call utilizes his soundboard once again to prank Charlottesville's local [[Golden Corral]]. Lulz ensue when he engages in a verbal conflict with the restaurant [[Manajerk|Manager]].

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'''Waitress:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Waitress:''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' How are you?
 '''Waitress:''' Fine.
 '''Chris:''' I'm good!
 [''at the same time''] What? / My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Waitress:''' I can't understand you.
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian.
 '''Waitress:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris:''' You want me to caress your breasts?
 '''Waitress:''' Aah, hold on.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 [''pause; a radio can be heard playing in the background'']
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Waiter 1''' Good morning, this is [unintelligible] speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' Shut the hell up. You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 2:''' Golden Corral, [unintelligible], how can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' What the hell. Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 3:''' Golden Corral of Charlottesville, how can I help you?
 '''Chris:''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down. You can find me right now; I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 '''Waiter 3:''' Hello?
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 4:''' [unintelligible], how can I help you today?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Waiter 4:''' Yeah, you should, [unintelligible], you need the address, man?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 [''at the same time''] [unintelligible] / 14 Branch-
 '''Chris:''' No. 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm sorry, [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Waiter 4:''' In Ruckersville; that's your address. I don't need your address; do you need our address?
 '''Chris:''' I invite you to come- I-
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris:''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm not coming to your place.
 '''Chris:''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Why would we come to your place, man?
 '''Chris:''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Man, I think you need to stop calling this number, because I don't know what's up, but obviously you've [unintelligible] from somewhere, and you're calling our restaurant, and we do not deliver, and I don't know who you are, so [unintelligible] you need to stop calling, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 5:''' Good afternoon, thank you for calling Golden Corral of Charlottesville, this is [unintelligible] speaking, how can I help you [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 '''Waiter 5:''' Okay, look. Let me be really frank with you. Stop calling this damn number, bitch. Alright? [unintelligible] I suggest-
 '''Chris:''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Waiter 5:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' You shut up!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Manager:''' Hello!
 '''Chris:''' At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.
 '''Manager:''' Who is this?
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian.
 '''Manager:''' Why do you keep calling here?
 '''Chris:''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris:''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Christian what?
 '''Chris:''' Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Okay, well, you need to stop calling us [unintelligible], okay?
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Manager:''' Yeah; otherwise I'm going to have to call the police.
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Manager:''' 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville.
 '''Chris:''' Go ahead, go ahead and take it to the police!
 '''Manager:''' I will, because we have no idea who you are!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Manager:''' Now, do you have a home number? I can have somebody from our [unintelligible] contact you.
 '''Chris:''' No.
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible] so you don't want us calling your damn phone, do ya?
 '''Chris:''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Manager:''' Yep, that's what I'm writing down, man. And, uh, stop calling the damn phone, okay? 'Cause you're crazy.
 '''Chris:''' I don't know.

==Phone Harassment==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob harasses several people over the phone. Lulz ensues.

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==Bob calls the US Department of Education==

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Talk:List of OkCupid Answers

2010-05-10T16:02:56Z

JamieTyler:

First two pages done. My god this shit is boring as hell.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

Finished up to page 11. My brain hurts now. (I'm not sure if this is ongoing or not, but I think all the answers that he has up are on the page now) [[User:Chupacabra|Chupacabra]] 07:17, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:This just in, Chupacabra is superman.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:43, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

The standard/italic/bold format is hard to read. Color coding, like the original pages, would be much better. I've done this [[User:Lurker/Questions|here]]. Anyone disagree? --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 15:53, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:I think that's be a really good idea! You're right, the colour is much easier to read.[[User:Chupacabra|Chupacabra]] 16:01, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

For someone who says flag burning is worse than book burning, I´m surprised he answered ¨Prison¨ and ´I don´t really care about politics.¨ [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 16:02, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T06:01:34Z

JamieTyler: Created page with 'Video where he removes piece from his PS3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5xYLpUJxY&feature=player_embedded'

Video where he removes piece from his PS3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5xYLpUJxY&feature=player_embedded

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2010-04-11T09:53:46Z

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Talk:Monthly tugboat

2010-04-10T22:12:49Z

JamieTyler: /* This is bullshit */

==To do==
*Chris's references to his monthly tugboat (see Smithey e-mails and Miyamoto e-mails).

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Random Thought: Since Chris gets paid from welfare out of our pockets, are we not paying for him entertaining us? It seems like a fair exchange for me. If anything, Chris should be thanking us (and everyone else who is an USAfag and pays taxes) for keeping him and his creepy obsessions alive. Since I have to pay for him, I want to get every cent worth from this lolcow. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:33, 12 May 2009 (CEST)

==Disambiguation==
'Monthly Tugboat' shoud just contain the definition and the times he's used the word, we shoud create another page titled 'Chris and Money' --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:38, 20 May 2009 (CEST)

I liek both the above ideas. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 17:22, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

==$800,$750?==

I've noticed that some pages say that his tugboat is $750 and others saying that it's $800. Does anyone have evidence to show which value it is?([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 19:25, 21 July 2009 (CEST))
*The thing is, Chris has said about three different values. I believe he's said "$800" so let's try and find a citation for that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 21 July 2009 (CEST)
*The tugboat rises in value each year so long as cost of living increases, so it's definitely over $800. $750 might be an old number from a few years back. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 17:06, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

==State or federal?==
Is the welfare program chris leeches off of paid for by all taxpayers or just the ones in virginia? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 21:18, 28 September 2009 (CEST)
*It's social security. So it's federal. And it is somehow arranged through Bob's SSN. Details as to how this works exactly are fuzzy. But it isn't typical state welfare. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:01, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

== On Advice of Bob? ==

Is there a source of where this came from? If it came from Chris I feel it may be a point to make that this may be Chris' point of view on the matter and may not reflect the truth. --[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 12:14, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== This is bullshit ==

As an American citizen who has a job (albeit a crappy job, but it's still a job) I feel cheated that some of my money may potentially be going to this manchild, not to mention I think it would be lulzy to see Chris lose everything.

Who would I go about contacting to get a re-evaluation of Chris's condition as relating to his monthly disability checks? I'm not denying that he has problems (as that should be very obvious), but I think that he is highly-functioning enough for wellfare to be unwarranted (he likely put that his autism hampers his social skills and thus renders him unfit for work, his large Internet presence is proof enough that this is bullshit).

The only record of his autism is that 2004 paper which, for reasons as mentioned in it's article is not really a good analysis of Chris's condition, so if they decide to investigate it would be most likely mandantory for them to get a fresh opinion. Also, this page (which will eventually surface in any search of CWC, most likely Chris will mention it himself) shows all the money wasted by Chris, and is damning evidence IMO (though CWCki being a semi-biased third-party, there will be concerns about legitimacy, and obviously Chris will decry "HACKERS").

There would also be concerns from the CWCkians that even if Chris were to fail a reevaluation and be forced to look for jobs, that he could simply say no one will hire him and get unemployment without actually trying to apply. I would think, however, that the Virginia employment commission would keep tabs on his case, and contact the employers for their confirmation of their refusal to hire Chris (I live in Texas and have been through 2 jobs, the workforce here DOES keep tabs on you like that. In my case it wasn't about abusing the system, but just confirming that I found another employer (whom they had previously called unbeknownst to me), so I'm basing my assumption of how the system works off of this experience).

Another underlying theme I'm getting from the article and the comments (though I may be fucking up the context) is that the arrangement Chris has now may not be 100% legal, which could lead to extra lulz.

Also, the 9/11 videos would maybe show that Chris has no respect for the government and only exists to exploit it.

I am serious about doing this as not only would this potentially direct my tax money to someone who needs it (or another leech amirite :P ) but it would also be a welcome kick into reality for Chris. The only problem is that I don't know exactly who to contact, should I write to my Congressman, to the Social Security Administration, or to the Virginia Employment Commission directly?

I apologize if this has been asked before, I'm a n00b plus I haven't seen anything about it here.

tl;dr: hey guyz, let's sink Chris's tugboat :3 [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:32, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
* From what I've understood, other people have tried to get the State to get Chris's tugboat revoked and have failed. Apparently, the state doesn't care about Chris blowing our hard earned money.
: Trust me, as a citizen of the same state Chris lives in, I'd love to see him go down HARD, but... --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:46, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

* That sucks! >_< I'm going to try anyway though. Even if it ends in failure like all the rest, I can at least say that I tried instead of idly paying for Chris's blowup dolls and video games. I will contact all three of the things I listed (Congress, the SSA, the VEC), and hopefully one of them will maybe turn an eye towards this. [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:53, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Go ahead and take your shot. There's nothing to lose here except Chris's check. On the other side, Please note that you are not going against a single diagnostic (the '04 papers) but every public official, including teachers, who have dealt with Chris in the past. This will also includes bureaucracy inertia who prefer to be lazily wrong than taking steps to makes things right. I have my personal take on this; Chris is taking "blood" money? This makes this site moral. I will never laugh at a mentally deficient person working a menial job because that person is carrying his own weight. Chris on the other side... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:42, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

You tea party kids can very well try, but I doubt you're going to fulfill your fantasy and get someone kicked off of state assistance. When you have affidavits on your side, it's quite difficult to get them rescinded. But by all means, try. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 10:01, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

At the risk of sounding like a white knight, I have one question to ask of everyone who thinks Chris is unnecessarily sponging off the state and could hold a job if he wanted to: would YOU even remotely consider hiring him? I sure as fuck would not either.[[User:Senzuri|Senzuri]] 15:00, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

Give me a break, it's a couple of hundred of dollars each months. Yeah, it's stuff that could be used to feed the poor, but so could the money you guys use to pay for your internet connection. As this is one of the things that Chris does that actually negatively affects people, I feel like it's one of the major things people attempt to scapegoat him with and justify their lulzy levels of RAGEEEEE. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 07:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Don't bother trying to get rid of the tugboat. You can't, you won't, it won't happen. You don't have demonstrable proof that Chris is faking his autism, for example. Never going to happen. Enjoy knowing that taxpayers are not only going to contribute a million dollars (quite literally) to Chris over his lifetime through the tugboat... and don't forget, Chris also gets food stamps every month too (not factored into that million). [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 17:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure the tugboat is voided if you are tried for treason, so lets mail the 9/11 video to the Virginia government and see if we can get him branded as a traitor.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:15, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:Government mail servers are so inundated with e-mail that I doubt that they would ever see it, but the reaction would be quite lulzy if they ever do watch it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:48, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::I bet nothing will get out of it even if they watch the tape. Chris is a certified Nut-Job. Then, there's the whole "Freedom Of Speech" that applies right there. So, unless Chris leaks nuclear technological secrets to North-Korea, He's pretty dandy with the Treason laws of the U.S. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:10, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:Damn, some of you guys really want him off his tugboat. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:12, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

Things Chris has ripped off

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|niggo]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
* [[Sonees]] are also slightly edited Pichus.

''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
* The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, "The bun is in your mind".

* Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meadwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."
* At the end of [[sonichu 10]], Harvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule." On family guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "The Man with Two Brians" before he proceeds to sing about farting.

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck and the Legend of Zelda, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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* Beel has an strong resemblance to South Park's Satan.
''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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*When Darkbind Sonichu is fighting the B-Manajerk, a blow for blow copy of the 'Black Knight' sketch from The Holy Grail.
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

===Lethal Weapon 2===
*The exploding toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the 1989 sequel to the 1987 film, ''Lethal Weapon'' and it's infamous exploding toilet scene.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*Super Mario is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of Nintendo for over 20 years. While Sonic has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistantly good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. Perhaps it's the lack of furry material to [[mass debate]] to, the complex level design and puzzles or just the fact that at one time, Mario was the rival of Sonic, probably leaving Chris with some grudge against the series. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.

*The wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 is ripped off in Sub-Episode 4, where Chris flys around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them.

*His concept for Sonic The Hedgehog 64, as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than Mario 64 with Sonic and Tails. Literally.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==Songs==
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*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].

===Tommy Tutone===
*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny 8675309].

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
{{incomplete}}
*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
{{incomplete}}
*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
<references />

==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-04-10T18:13:10Z

JamieTyler: Strangely enough, he appeared in the Master System version first. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_%22Tails%22_Prower

[[Image:Sonichuripoff.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Some poorly drawn rip-off of [[Sonichu]].]]
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a shitty recolor of beloved hero and [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Sega's blatant plagiarism has given renowned Sonichu creator [[Christian Weston Chandler]] many sleepless nights.

Chris has based his life on Sonic's teachings from [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|AOSTH]]. He has been Chris's life hero since June 1990 [sic<ref>Sonic the Hedgehog wasn't released in North America or even Japan until June 1991 - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Ironically, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|Sonic the Hedgehog MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991. Of course, there can be [[Wikipedia:Rad Mobile|Rad Mobile]] by Sega released in 1990, but that would have not made much sense either seeing as Sonic only made a cameo appearance as an air freshener and nothing more, despite the particular appearance in that game predating Sonic's own first game. That, and Rad Mobile was a very less known game from Sega, so the chance of Chrissy playing the game during 1990 ([[Soul Calibur|and failing miserably at it]]) would be highly unlikely.</ref>], replacing [[The American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref>

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from watching the cartoon show ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'', involving the basic plot of Sonic and Tails running around to defeat Robotnik, who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. At the end of every show, a small segment titled "Sonic Says" ([[Random-access humor|humorously]] misspelled "Sonic Sez" by Tails) would begin. Each segment would involve Sonic teaching a small moral lesson for kids to learn, such as [[Jerkops|when to call 911]], [[Rape|what to do if someone attempts to molest or kidnap you]], and telling kids [[Sonichu Special 4|not to play]] with [[Megatron Pistol|guns]].

The show was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests<ref>See [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]].

Apparently, at one point, Sonic was more widely recognized than Mickey Mouse. He was also intentionally designed to be easy to draw, had an incoherently random daily cartoon and a dead-serious pseudo-cyberpunk Saturday cartoon to cover both ends of the kids' cartoon spectrum, an army of merchandising, and, oh yeah, most of the games actually didn't suck back in the day. That and its enormous popularity (he likes all popular music, after all, why not all popular cartoons?) almost certainly drew in Chris.

The reason Chris ''remains'' so unerringly loyal to Sonic is unknown. As the years went by, the games became steadily worse until they fell into a randomly spawning black hole of supercrap and seem doomed to dwell within its depths forever. The cartoons both ended, were replaced by something almost as godawful as Sonichu, and the current cartoon is dumb enough to suck, yet not egregious enough at sucking to be ironically entertaining. Many more pop culture trends have come and gone, some good, some heinously bad, but Chris has stuck by Sonic (and Pokémon) like an abused wife. Judging by the large amount of pages about Sonic-loving lolcows (autistic or not) on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], there's obviously something about Sonic that [[Trolls|we]] don't see. Given how rabid a fanboy Chris has become, perhaps brand loyalty has transitioned into a sort of fannish Stockholm syndrome.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[sonichu 0|issue 0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue 1, literally never even mentioned again.

==Tails' (lack of a) role in the comics==
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since ''Sonic The Hedgehog 2'' was released in 1992 for the Sega Master System. He has been featured in almost every form of Sonic-related media such as cartoons, anime and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why he has not made an appearance in Chris' comics.

Christian has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an autobot named "Prower." If his response in [[Mailbag 38]] any indication, it is possible Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|13 year olds]] on Gamefaqs and Failgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were [[homos|gay]]. According to Christian, Tails would be "[[Chris and Hypocrisy|inappropriate]]" for the comic.

Despite this, Chris ''did'' create a Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails, though he has so far only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. The name of [[Punchy Sonichu]]'s bike is also Prower, bearing a certain resemblance to his surname.

==Archie Comics==
In the US, the official comic adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog is published by Archie Comics. The comics themselves are based on the Saturday Morning Cartoon Sonic, and is generally known for being subject to horrible plots including shallow romances and convoluted explanations for changes in character appearances (one such issue attributes his change in appearance ((due to being redesigned in the games and the writers feeling a need to justify his new appearance in the comic))green eyes and shoe buckles to a time-altering beam of energy to ), and for having a fan base that basically consists of 30-year-old furries living in their parents' basements. Some argue that it truly doesn't suck now that the kudzu plot has been trimmed down.

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with the comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie Sonic covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character Scourge the Hedgehog, an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles" for the basis of some of his fight scenes. Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown, but it is probable that he does. He has stated that he would like Sonichu to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat 6]]</ref>

==Sega's response==
After being scarred by the shitty drawn comic by Christian Weston Chandler one fan finally decided to let Sega in on Sonichu. Its currently unknown on what Sega will do about Chris. [[Image:Sega's Reponse.png|thumb|Sega's reaction to the discovery of Sonichu]]

==Plagiarism==
{{incomplete}}
Sonic the Hedgehog is a point of inspiration for many asspies, and like many of his kind, Chris unashamedly steals from all of its various canons. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] is obviously a recolored Sonic the Hedgehog, but even more obvious is [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]], who somehow manages to be less original than Chris's flagship character.

{{Clear}}
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 27.
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with 20 years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Christian.

Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg

Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own unlicensed Sonic merchandise.
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.

Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[Kimmi|horrible things]].
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces/notes==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Amy Rose]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Wikipedia article on Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/4762-adventures-of-sonic-the-hedgehog Nostalgia Critic review of both cartoons]

[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar

2010-04-03T17:23:26Z

JamieTyler: /* Dear Chris */

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:32, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck the welcome template, Chris doesn't even deserve one. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*Don't fucking remove things from other people's user page. Chris is a CWCki user and he deserves a god damn welcome. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

We haven't banned this faggot have we? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

The great Clyde Cash has told us not to ban him. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you Chris. Go back to your leeches and your potions! P.S.: How's [[Bob Chandler|your father]] doing? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]

Chris it is time to come out of your closet you homo. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 02:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Glad we haven't banned him yet. BTW could we add some templates from ED to "improve" his page? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Herro hero! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to the CWCki, fucknugget!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 02:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hi Chris. Nice job with your threat of vandalizing three pages before playing your PS3. Good job. No one ban him. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris, how's it hanging? never mind, you'll never read this, too busy playing the PStriple, you know if you just sold that thing you'd be able to update the comic more. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 01:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

[[Fan:Issue 10.5|Issue 10.5]] coming soon to the CWCki! :D --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

'Ey Chris, I have a game I would recommend to you. Dante's Inferno. Play through the whole thing and pay VERY Close attention to the plot. -CWCville Sanitation

God does not look well on those who worship false gods like Thor. Your going to hell sodomite. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Enjoy your stay Chris. It isn't going to be long now that you've proven to be an even bigger bigot than we thought you were. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

hey Chris, huge fan here. Just a heads-up: some people and I are writing a biography about you. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 02:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, give us your Pokemon friend code so we can all beat you at your favorite game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:08, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, you autistic waste of space! It's me, one of the guys who vandalized your wiki. Did you see the page I created with the giant, hard-to-ignore piece of gay Pokeporn? That was great. And now you've come and made your half-assed vandalism. Seriously, we all know you spend the American public's money on things to play and shove up your ass. And to top it off, you confirm that you are quite proud of your Rule 34. Do you actually think that anybody besides you and a monkey with Down's Syndrome considers that to be sexy? Also, [[Reginald Sneasel]] is GAYYYYYYY!!! DO NOT MISLABEL HIM AS STRAIGHT!!! Finally, please stop wasting all of your time with your [[PS3]] and update your fucking comic as soon as your (by your, I mean the Sysop's) site is fixed. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Eya there Chrissyboo, I had the opportunity to kick your fat ass last week. I was literally 30 minutes away from the Charlottesville area with my buddies. You're damn lucky I didn't, but then again, you would've had a legitimate thing to sue me over. Even if I did end up being sued by Chris-chan, I would still fail less than you do, Chris. That's how much you fail. If I ever drive to DC again, be prepared. Word of advice: Use your monthly tugboat to invest in an actual gym membership. Hell, my girlfriend alone can do over 60 push-ups easily (Not being sexist or anything), which is DOUBLE your failed goal last year. Be afraid, Chris, be VERY afraid. --[[User:Therealgodbear|Therealgodbear]] 02:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey Chris, hows it going. I too violated your CWCipedia. The part about your mothers phone number, pedophillia, and sucking nigger cocks were particularly lulzy. Anyways, just wanted to say I hate you, you suck at life, and go suck those nigger cocks you love so much, and rape those children. Anyways, love your fail attempts at editing the CWCki. Keep trying you worthless faggot, just wasting more of your time.

Peace, and have a good day retard!--[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

You put more effort into making a threat than you do delivering on it. It's like you don't care that we mock you! Can you do anything right? You can't hold a job, you scare away every girl you see, you can't put effort into anything - Your life has no meaning to find!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

What stunning and magnificent revenge, Chris. This was a clearly well thought out and well implemented movement, we never knew what hit us.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:41, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chrissy. I'm a huge [[troll|fan]]. How's your [[The Wallflower|girlfriend]] doing? Welcome to the CWCki and please continue to enjoy your [[virgin with rage|virginity]]!!!
--[[User:Ano de freshman|Ano de freshman]] 03:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

You beefed it.--[[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 04:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, Chris. Remember me? I went by the name of Thermidor went I vandalized your CWCipedia. Out of all the years of my life and of all the wicked and twisted people that I've encountered, none of them could ever match up to you. You are so disgusting, so vile, and so irredeemably evil, that you make Old King look like Mahatma Gandhi. Are these video game references flying over your tiny, closed-minded brain? They probably do, because judging by your PSN activity, you don't play any games that take actual effort in order to beat. I've seen your gameplay footage, and I can see that your skills are utterly pathetic. You can't even coordinate your jumps in Little Big Planet! I know of elementary school kids who have better gaming skills than you! Your life has no value, and this world would be far better off without you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris can we be friends [[User:Evang|Evang]] 04:50, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh! I almost forgot! I am also the original person who started the whole "Ian Brandon Anderson" name! Yes! I worked with Liquid, it's true. I am dead...fucking....serious! How does it feel Chris to finally meet the one who started it all? The name you hate, and detest so much? Nothing puts a smile on my face more than knowing that name drives you insane. Come on Chris, I just admitted it, what are you gonna do? wave more pocket knives at the camera?

Later Ian.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Chris, why didn't you try to get rid of the articles on your past sweethearts and your parents? I thought that was why you were mad at the CWCki? --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 05:19, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Haven't you noticed that Chris cares only about Chris? Hell, I care more about some of his characters, as well as his father, than he does. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 05:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, just come out--we all know your secret. You're actually a pregnant woman who has issues with premature balding. You're clearly pregnant, you've clearly got boobs, you have a high voice, and that dick looks photoshoped/artificial. It's okay, Christine. Just admit it and everything will be okay. Also quit whatever drugs you make your videos/comics on, it's not good for the baby.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:34, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

you'll never vandalize the truth, nor can you hide from it. might as well face it, chris! we'll all respect you if you do. -- This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 06:07, 3 April 2010 (UTC)! Thanks for reading!

CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRLS 8D —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 06:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Do you guys think he really is going to read all of these? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:01, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*Probably not. He exposed himself so easily, and got caught red-handed. Knowing the idiotic coward he is, he won't come back. I remember when he tried to make an account on the ED forums, he was on one day and people figured out it was him right away, and he never went back. If he does come back, he's only going to get harassed more and more, and he'd leave anyways. I'd be surprised if he made any more feeble attempts to edit pages, but now that he's been exposed, i'm sure he's crashed into slumber, but not before licking his wounds of self-defeat.-[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 04:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Can't you just imagine him sitting in his bedroom full of toys in his parents house just racking his brain, "How do they always know it's me? They musta made a deal with the DEBIL, da damn dirty trowlls!" —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 14:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Kommt jetzt die Zeit, CWCipedia zu kämpfen! Wir mussen die Sonichu ausrotten! CWC-HEIL! --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdTheSonichuNazi1894]] 09:53, 3 April 2010

==Since Im new here==
JULAYYYY JULAYYYYY!
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 10:22, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

^ Chris please note that <s>most</s> some of your trolls are beyond this. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 15:02, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==Quit Vandalising the CWCki==

You damn stalking, autism-stupid, pickle-hating CRACKER! --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 12:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==I fuckin' love me some headers==

Chris, if you stare into [[CWCki|the abyss]] for long enough, the abyss [[Jerkop|will stare back into you]]. The more you try to vandalize this wiki, the more and more in tune you'll become with it.

Or more likely you'll be made fun of and also ineffectual. Anyway, have a nice day (as you always seem to say, even when you're enraged with someone)! --[[User:Ashley|Ashley]] [[User talk:Ashley|(discuss)]] 12:57, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

== I HAVE A PREDICTION ==

I bet all of you $50 that Chris will make a video in the next few days where he unleashes anger at his CWCki banning. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 13:04, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

== Not a Troll Section ==

Hey users who are DEFINITELY not trolls, post your responses here! :D

Chris! Hey, I'm your biggest fan. I tried to help blank pages and stuff but the changes were reverted. I'm so sorry! By the way can you accept my facebook friends request, or e-mail me at sandy.sasayaki@gmail.com ? -- Love, Sandy Sasayaki

==Dear Chris==
Dear Chris: I wrote but you still aint calling. I left my cell my pager and my home phone at the bottom. I sent 2 letters back in autumn. You must not have got'em. But anyway fuck it man whats been up man hows your comic? Im studying to be an artist to. If I create a parody character, guess what Im gonna call it. Im gonna call it rosie.

i read about your dog Patti to Im sorry. My cat died to after somebitch ran him over. You probably hear this every day, but im your biggest fan. Ive even read the asperchu shit you did with Alec. That shit was fab.

i made the ED page with all your pictures man. i like the parody you did of uncle Ruckus to. That shit was fab. Any way hit me back just to chat
truly yours your biggest fan.

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 13:29, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey man, it's Dan. you have to take down the nigger hater video on youtube because I told my black friend Trevor about it. Trevor got angry and is now planning to shoot you in the face. I strongly suggest that you FUCKING RUN. If you plan to stay like the lazy fat fuck you are, but do it quick, because Trevor will be arriving in Ruckersville around 3PM.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 15:18, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
He offended all the black people in my area, that's for sure. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 17:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

CWCville

2010-04-03T16:16:34Z

JamieTyler: /* Government */

{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. [[Wikipedia:North Korea|There is no elections]].|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: Quick-ville, IPA: [kwɪk vɪɫ]) is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where all his wishes, ideas and deranged fantasies becomes true.

{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
! CWC ON LOCATION
|-
| Photo:
| [[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb]]
|-
| Location:
| CWCville, Virginia
|-
| Coordinates:
| Unknown, possibly the same as [[Charlottesville]] in a parallel universe
|-
| Classification:
| Delusional, autonomous, totalitarian city-state
|-
| Date established:
| 2000, maybe earlier. 1982 fictionwise
|-
| Population:
| Large. Mixed population of humans, Pokemon, and ripoffs
|-
| Zip/post code:
| Unknown.
|-
| Area code:
| N/A, communication system relies on classified Nintendo DS link
|-
| Website:
| Defunct
|-
| Also known as:
| Chris's mind
|-
| Produces:
| Excessive undeveloped characters, blatant ripoffs, autistic manchildren, semen
|-
| Current relevance:
| Main location of events in the [[Sonichu]] universe
|}

==CWCville, USA==

Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be the ''Our Glorious Leader's True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville'', in a manner similar to the [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ Democratic People's Republic of Korea].

CWCville is actually two things: a fictional setting for the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], and Chris's long-ongoing pet project. Many might call it a "happy place," an imaginary refuge from the harshness of reality. It's sort of like his own personal Silent Hill - except that instead of being a twisted Hell full of violent rage and nightmare beasts, it's a disturbingly cheerful place where Chris's bouncy creations laugh, frolic, and [[sex|fuck]] for his amusement. Characters are introduced without warning and fall by the wayside just as quickly. Nobody's quite sure what becomes of them, but knowing Chris it probably involves anguished shrieks emanating from a love dungeon below the Mayor's house. Many are sent to the [[Moon]].

In the ''Sonichu'' comic book world, the town is allegedly located in the state of [[Virginia]], but being a figment of Chris's imagination, it will never be found on an actual map. Practically speaking, the city is legislatively and economically cut off from the rest of Virginia and the United States. In this city, Chris is a despotic ruler. His will controls everything and he dictates new laws at whim, granting himself an outlet for his megalomaniac tendencies.

Inside the comic, CWCville is involved in a fierce rivalry with the neighboring [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]. It is under constant attack from the forces of Dean [[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary Lee "Slaweel Ryam" Walsh]] and her army of [[Jerkops]].

It also seems that CWCville also exists either in some sort of time void, or an alternate universe where time moves differently. In [[Sonichu 10]], it's mentioned that everyone was going to talk to President [[Barack Obama]] over the [[Asperpedia]]. However, the story takes place in or around September 2008. Obama wouldn't even be elected for another two months and wouldn't take office until two months later. Aside from that, the Asperpedia itself wouldn't be put up for another ''year''.

==CWCville history==
According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown. And only [[GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville.

===BILLY MAYS coup===

On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that [[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail to get raped by [[niggos]]. The next day, 4 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made MAYS the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion of Fail]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS is still the mayor of CWCville.

On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS snorted too much cocaine and died in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, and quickly undid all of MAYS' initiatives, before announcing during a [[Chris_chan_Discusses|post-coup interview]] that he was always the ruler, and that there would be no further elections.

==CWCville IRL==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|300px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville. Note that CWCville's postal code is the same as Chris's birthday, and that the address is nearly identical to his real address.]]

The IRL timeline concerning the creation of CWCville is uncertain, however we do know that is has existed since Chris's high school years, before [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was originally thought of in March of [[2000]]. Evidence photography of CWCville being replicated from Chris's mind to reality with [[Lego]] blocks have proven that CWCville was in fact one of his first creations, even disputing in antiquity with the creation of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], Christian's first Sonic recolor.

It has been argued that Chris's power stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating Mary Lee Walsh, with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkops]] and resurrecting his dead dog is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.

==Spelling==

One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] featured a "Cwick City Gym," while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate his [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense.

Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville" has three consonants in row in the business end of the name. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're in Eastern Europe or perhaps Wales. In [[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]], Chris slams [[Evan]] and fails once again, spectacularly, to realize the seeds of truth buried in parodies: ''"She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the c***-shack known as 'Ecgville'. (HOW IS THAT SO-CALLED CITY PRONOUNCED ANYWAY? It sounds like a very "Eckie" Ailment, possibly Cold-Like.)"''

==Government==
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|300px|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]].]]

CWCville is like many contemporary third world countries. CWCville, likely unbeknownst to Chris, eerily parallels [[Wikipedia:Turkmenistan|Turkmenistan]] under [[Wikipedia:Saparmurat Niyazov|Saparmurat Niyazov]], who was also known for governing with an iron fist, enacting ridiculous bans and possessing a titanic ego. Nonetheless, Niyazov was a much better leader and much smarter person than Chris.

There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, "advised" by an elected Town Council. Exactly how CWCville's government operates is quite nebulous and mystified. Chandler is mayor-for-life with supreme power, and has insisted that there are no elections, but he has also insisted that the vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]]. Voting is strictly for the Town Council, which holds no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the mayor is not obligated to listen to. The mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, citing that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks|inherited the town from his father]]. However, he refuses to acknowledge that this obviously makes his town a ''monarchy'', by explaining that all other government positions are voted on (even though such a practice is common in many modern monarchies). It's also revealed that the name of the town was changed when it was passed from father to son, though whether or not the town was originally known as "RFCville", or something marginally less retarded is unknown, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship — in fact, all symbols of the old regime — have been erased. It is theorized that one day Christian will hand over the reins of governance to his daughter, [[Crystal]] Weston Chandler, in which case the town's name will not go through another change.

[[Wikipedia:Communism|Business owners and managers who try to stand up for themselves are ruthlessly crushed]]. The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Comic|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possessing [[tobacky]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was rescinded. The [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are also named after the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. CWCville mints its own money, which comes in confusing denominations—for instance, there are two kinds of quarter, the C and W, which are mutually exclusive to the point where vending machines will take only one or the other, and the exchange rate between the two is inexact.

Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]; in a predictable display of bureaucratic cluelessness, this important task has been somehow handed to [[Magi-Chan|an obvious closet case]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to have any oversight over a super-powered official or question or contest his findings (and [[Mailbag|disputing the authority has been futile in general]]), it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted — though sensibly, he has not written it into actual ''law'', otherwise all international observers would condemn his actions at once — that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the Comics|immunity from prosecution]]. This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.

[[Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|thumb|250px|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved [[Chris|Mayor.]]]]

CWCville has a [[Jack thaddeus phone call 3|large police force equipped with weapons and TANKS, and even an entire division of the United States Army]]; all these units, as said before, are above law. These groups appear frequently all around the city enforcing the laws, giving grim reminders of their existence to the common public every day, dragging the morale down. For a normal townsperson, hardly a day passes without a tank rolling past their home, military helicopters buzzing over the shopping centers, or seeing a group of heavily armed mercenaries bullying a hapless youngster on the other side of the street for simply ''looking'' a little bit "trollish", whatever that means. Any attempts at humor are prosecuted swiftly and severely under the draconian laws that are based on [[Chris and copyright|curious misinterpretations]] of international copyright laws. Dissident comedians who flee the city are hunted down and gruesomely executed (with the emphasis on "cute") by [[Sandy Rosechu|underage assassins]]. Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remain at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[jerkops]] and [[manajerks]] are depowered, yet are allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] is murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean]] and Mao are arrested and put on trial not even a week after. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges must be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris), a mild offense, punishable by death. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in ''cruel and inhumane ways''.

The basic services are lacking: [[Blake]] wasn't sent to a hospital ER after being attacked by [[Silvana]], but was sent to a wholly inadequate [[Pokémon]] Center instead. Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The [[CWCville Shopping Center|rare buildings of CWCville]] are sad, lopsided affairs, betraying [[CADD|a lack of architectural and engineering skills]] brought on by a national brain drain, as the educated classes seek asylum in the US, Canada, or Europe (the map shows many buildings, but they tend not to appear in [[Comic|pictures]] — we can assume they were simply never built. As the poor citizens of CWCville suffer in the squalor of refugee camps, the mayor wastes precious UN [[Monthly tugboat|aid money]] on [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|oversize novelty drinking straws]] and [[Patti-chan|credit cards for dogs]]. As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], there were 10 homeless shelters set up: [[Mailbag 20|Chris himself]] claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house an indigent population of 900-1800 individuals, and come equipped with free cable TV. They are almost certainly havens for junkies, crack dealers and whores openly plying their trade in the hallways and elevators, while the mayor's personal friends, such as Sonichu, live in state-sponsored, suburban housing.

Conditions in CWCville are worsening daily. As mayoral forces clash with [[Jerkop|rebel police]] in the streets of the capital, aid organizations have been forced to withdraw. While his people starve, mayor Chandler has funneled government money into illegal arms trades, probably with rogue nations, with the stated goal of building a rocket to "send all the [[tobacky]] to the moon". The lavish living conditions and the [[Mailbag 21|salary of his squad of Pokémon goons]] are fully supported by the city's budget.

According to the Samantha Thaddeus E-mails, the government is a "king/queen thing" with no elections.

'''tl;dr''' CWCville is a banana republic that makes most African countries look like the world's best places to live.

==Flora and fauna==
[[Image:zapbud.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Zapbud]]
CWCville, like the rest of Virginia, has a temperate climate and is suitable for large-scale agriculture. Years of economic decline, however, have seen CWCville's environs diverge greatly from those of its neighboring cities. Its forests growing thicker, and its fields returning to nature, CWCville is an excellent laboratory for the avid naturalist. Pokémon roam in the forests; zapbuds fill the fields.

====Zapbud====

'''Zapbuds''' are a horrible new invasive species imported from the hell-hole of Chris's mind. They have quickly established themselves in the surrounding ecosystems, killing off native species such as [[pickle]]s with their weedy tendencies. While some claim zapbuds have [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu|narcotic properties]] similar to opium poppies, little attempt has been made to market or cultivate them outside of CWCville due to intervention from environmental groups from letting this horrific weed from spreading. Aside "healing woes", relatively little is known of them. They have four petals, possibly resembling buds of some sort in their normal state, and the "zap" and electrical hazard symbol suggest that it might not be the brightest idea to pee in the middle of a zapbud field. Zapbuds reproduce asexually as they have no pistils or stamens for sexual flower reproduction.

In the comics, Sonichu is fond of calling Rosechu his "zapbud," or even "blossoming zapbud" if he's ''in the mood.'' Chris has, as frequently demonstrated, failed to develop his characters through his stories. The fact that he fails to demonstrate some character for ''plants'' is just plain ''tragic''. For crying out loud, just how hard can it be to make readers give a damn about a fictitious weed that looks like something from a children's television show?

==Anomalies==

It is curious to note that while Chris reigns supreme over his imaginary town, it is still subject to the will of other people (as evidenced by BILLY MAYS' election). This gives a small insight into the workings of Chris's mind, as it implies a belief in the non-physical reality of the realm in his own mind. Any sane person could agree to "proclaim" BILLY MAYS the mayor of their fictional city with an offhand shrug, since it doesn't actually ''mean'' anything. They certainly wouldn't take it seriously enough to feel the need to clarify that they didn't mean it. The long and short of this is that Chris's creations are, to him, [[Chris and Reality#Outside of the comics|subject to certain metaphysical laws and structures]] which IRL he is unable or unwilling to comprehend. This suggests that if efforts were made to convince Chris that, for example, Sonichu had terminal cancer, Chris would either vehemently insist this is not the case, or accept it and claim that he has, in the comic, discovered a cure for [[Homos|cancer]].

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

==Links==
* [http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php onetruecwcville.net]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]

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User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar

2010-04-03T15:45:26Z

JamieTyler: /* Dear Chris */

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:32, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck the welcome template, Chris doesn't even deserve one. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*Don't fucking remove things from other people's user page. Chris is a CWCki user and he deserves a god damn welcome. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

We haven't banned this faggot have we? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

The great Clyde Cash has told us not to ban him. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you Chris. Go back to your leeches and your potions! P.S.: How's [[Bob Chandler|your father]] doing? [[User:SniperFire16|SniperFire16]]

Chris it is time to come out of your closet you homo. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 02:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Glad we haven't banned him yet. BTW could we add some templates from ED to "improve" his page? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Herro hero! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to the CWCki, fucknugget!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 02:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hi Chris. Nice job with your threat of vandalizing three pages before playing your PS3. Good job. No one ban him. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris, how's it hanging? never mind, you'll never read this, too busy playing the PStriple, you know if you just sold that thing you'd be able to update the comic more. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 01:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

[[Fan:Issue 10.5|Issue 10.5]] coming soon to the CWCki! :D --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

'Ey Chris, I have a game I would recommend to you. Dante's Inferno. Play through the whole thing and pay VERY Close attention to the plot. -CWCville Sanitation

God does not look well on those who worship false gods like Thor. Your going to hell sodomite. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

Enjoy your stay Chris. It isn't going to be long now that you've proven to be an even bigger bigot than we thought you were. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

hey Chris, huge fan here. Just a heads-up: some people and I are writing a biography about you. --[[User:Fabrosi|Fabrosi]] 02:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, give us your Pokemon friend code so we can all beat you at your favorite game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:08, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, you autistic waste of space! It's me, one of the guys who vandalized your wiki. Did you see the page I created with the giant, hard-to-ignore piece of gay Pokeporn? That was great. And now you've come and made your half-assed vandalism. Seriously, we all know you spend the American public's money on things to play and shove up your ass. And to top it off, you confirm that you are quite proud of your Rule 34. Do you actually think that anybody besides you and a monkey with Down's Syndrome considers that to be sexy? Also, [[Reginald Sneasel]] is GAYYYYYYY!!! DO NOT MISLABEL HIM AS STRAIGHT!!! Finally, please stop wasting all of your time with your [[PS3]] and update your fucking comic as soon as your (by your, I mean the Sysop's) site is fixed. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Eya there Chrissyboo, I had the opportunity to kick your fat ass last week. I was literally 30 minutes away from the Charlottesville area with my buddies. You're damn lucky I didn't, but then again, you would've had a legitimate thing to sue me over. Even if I did end up being sued by Chris-chan, I would still fail less than you do, Chris. That's how much you fail. If I ever drive to DC again, be prepared. Word of advice: Use your monthly tugboat to invest in an actual gym membership. Hell, my girlfriend alone can do over 60 push-ups easily (Not being sexist or anything), which is DOUBLE your failed goal last year. Be afraid, Chris, be VERY afraid. --[[User:Therealgodbear|Therealgodbear]] 02:54, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey Chris, hows it going. I too violated your CWCipedia. The part about your mothers phone number, pedophillia, and sucking nigger cocks were particularly lulzy. Anyways, just wanted to say I hate you, you suck at life, and go suck those nigger cocks you love so much, and rape those children. Anyways, love your fail attempts at editing the CWCki. Keep trying you worthless faggot, just wasting more of your time.

Peace, and have a good day retard!--[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

You put more effort into making a threat than you do delivering on it. It's like you don't care that we mock you! Can you do anything right? You can't hold a job, you scare away every girl you see, you can't put effort into anything - Your life has no meaning to find!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

What stunning and magnificent revenge, Chris. This was a clearly well thought out and well implemented movement, we never knew what hit us.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:41, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chrissy. I'm a huge [[troll|fan]]. How's your [[The Wallflower|girlfriend]] doing? Welcome to the CWCki and please continue to enjoy your [[virgin with rage|virginity]]!!!
--[[User:Ano de freshman|Ano de freshman]] 03:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

You beefed it.--[[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 04:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, Chris. Remember me? I went by the name of Thermidor went I vandalized your CWCipedia. Out of all the years of my life and of all the wicked and twisted people that I've encountered, none of them could ever match up to you. You are so disgusting, so vile, and so irredeemably evil, that you make Old King look like Mahatma Gandhi. Are these video game references flying over your tiny, closed-minded brain? They probably do, because judging by your PSN activity, you don't play any games that take actual effort in order to beat. I've seen your gameplay footage, and I can see that your skills are utterly pathetic. You can't even coordinate your jumps in Little Big Planet! I know of elementary school kids who have better gaming skills than you! Your life has no value, and this world would be far better off without you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris can we be friends [[User:Evang|Evang]] 04:50, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh! I almost forgot! I am also the original person who started the whole "Ian Brandon Anderson" name! Yes! I worked with Liquid, it's true. I am dead...fucking....serious! How does it feel Chris to finally meet the one who started it all? The name you hate, and detest so much? Nothing puts a smile on my face more than knowing that name drives you insane. Come on Chris, I just admitted it, what are you gonna do? wave more pocket knives at the camera?

Later Ian.--[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Chris, why didn't you try to get rid of the articles on your past sweethearts and your parents? I thought that was why you were mad at the CWCki? --[[User:Exemplary|Exemplary]] 05:19, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Haven't you noticed that Chris cares only about Chris? Hell, I care more about some of his characters, as well as his father, than he does. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 05:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, just come out--we all know your secret. You're actually a pregnant woman who has issues with premature balding. You're clearly pregnant, you've clearly got boobs, you have a high voice, and that dick looks photoshoped/artificial. It's okay, Christine. Just admit it and everything will be okay. Also quit whatever drugs you make your videos/comics on, it's not good for the baby.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:34, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

you'll never vandalize the truth, nor can you hide from it. might as well face it, chris! we'll all respect you if you do. -- This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 06:07, 3 April 2010 (UTC)! Thanks for reading!

CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRLS 8) —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 06:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Do you guys think he really is going to read all of these? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:01, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*Probably not. He exposed himself so easily, and got caught red-handed. Knowing the idiotic coward he is, he won't come back. I remember when he tried to make an account on the ED forums, he was on one day and people figured out it was him right away, and he never went back. If he does come back, he's only going to get harassed more and more, and he'd leave anyways. I'd be surprised if he made any more feeble attempts to edit pages, but now that he's been exposed, i'm sure he's crashed into slumber, but not before licking his wounds of self-defeat.-[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 04:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Can't you just imagine him sitting in his bedroom full of toys in his parents house just racking his brain, "How do they always know it's me? They musta made a deal with the DEBIL, da damn dirty trowlls!" —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 14:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Kommt jetzt die Zeit, CWCipedia zu kämpfen! Wir mussen die Sonichu ausrotten! CWC-HEIL! --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdTheSonichuNazi1894]] 09:53, 3 April 2010

==Since Im new here==
JULAYYYY JULAYYYYY!
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 10:22, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

^ Chris please note that <s>most</s> some of your trolls are beyond this. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 15:02, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==Quit Vandalising the CWCki==

You damn stalking, autism-stupid, pickle-hating CRACKER! --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 12:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==I fuckin' love me some headers==

Chris, if you stare into [[CWCki|the abyss]] for long enough, the abyss [[Jerkop|will stare back into you]]. The more you try to vandalize this wiki, the more and more in tune you'll become with it.

Or more likely you'll be made fun of and also ineffectual. Anyway, have a nice day (as you always seem to say, even when you're enraged with someone)! --[[User:Ashley|Ashley]] [[User talk:Ashley|(discuss)]] 12:57, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

== I HAVE A PREDICTION ==

I bet all of you $50 that Chris will make a video in the next few days where he unleashes anger at his CWCki banning. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 13:04, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

== Not a Troll Section ==

Hey users who are DEFINITELY not trolls, post your responses here! :D

Chris! Hey, I'm your biggest fan. I tried to help blank pages and stuff but the changes were reverted. I'm so sorry! By the way can you accept my facebook friends request, or e-mail me at sandy.sasayaki@gmail.com ? -- Love, Sandy Sasayaki

==Dear Chris==
Dear Chris: I wrote but you still aint calling. I left my cell my pager and my home phone at the bottom. I sent 2 letters back in autumn. You must not have got'em. But anyway fuck it man whats been up man hows your comic? Im studying to be an artist to. If I create a parody character, guess what Im gonna call it. Im gonna call it rosie.

i read about your dog Patti to Im sorry. My cat died to after somebitch ran him over. You probably hear this every day, but im your biggest fan. Ive even read the asperchu shit you did with Alec. That shit was fab.

i made the ED page with all your pictures man. i like the parody you did of uncle Ruckus to. That shit was fab. Any way hit me back just to chat
truly yours your biggest fan.

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 13:29, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey man, it's Dan. you have to take down the nigger hater video on youtube because I told my black friend Trevor about it. Trevor got angry and is now planning to shoot you in the face. I strongly suggest that you FUCKING RUN. If you plan to stay like the lazy fat fuck you are, but do it quick, because Trevor will be arriving in Ruckersville around 3PM.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 15:18, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==Hi Chris==

I'm one of your biggest fans. I think I even e-mailed you once, on your mailbag, but you deleted it :( [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 15:45, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Takashi Tezuka

2010-03-27T16:01:25Z

JamieTyler:

[[Image:Takashi-tezuka.jpg|thumb|right|Takashi Tezuka]]

'''Takashi Tezuka''' is one of the most famous video game directors in the world, having directed Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario 64, and The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. It also happens to be the persona the troll who began the Sonichu Alpha Project used. Taken over by the troll impersonating [[Shigeru Miyamoto]].

==Message from Chris on Takashi's e-mail==

My only current thought is about my recent learning of Sonichu and Rosechu in Animal Crossing City Folk. It Is Legit, and I have officially approved it. I will copy and paste the e-mail I have received, confirming this.

{{quotebox|
 From: Takashi Tezuka <animalcrossingnintendo@usa.com>
 To: chrischansonichu@aol.com
 Subject: We at Nintendo are testing the popularity of Sonichu and would like your feedback.
 Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2009 11:42 am

 Hello, I am Takashi Tezuka, the general producer of Animal Crossing: City Folk. While working at Nintendo, I have heard about your original character, Sonichu, from many of my co-workers who read emails sent from your fans who were asking for a Sonichu game. I eventually received a message from Shigeru Miyamoto that we at Nintendo should take the first step into creating a Sonichu game. That is why I am programming in two new characters into Animal Crossing: City Folk: Sonichu and Rosechu. Once they are released, we will find out how popular Sonichu and Rosechu are with the Nintendo community. If a large number of players enjoy Sonichu and Rosechu, we will create a Sonichu game with the help of Sega. We have already contacted them about our plan, and are anxious to see the results of our little test. We are almost finished with the Sonichu villager, and are almost ready to start on Rosechu. I have attached a few photos of our prototype Sonichu neighbor, and we would like your feeback on it. Currently it is only in its beta phase, and we should be able to release it on February twenty-fourth.

 We did run into a slight problem due to a little b it of error, though. In our testing town, WiiConnect24 was left on, and our latest Sonichu beta villager moved out of our town. Luckily, we were able to create a backup of the electric hedgehog villager, so nothing was lost! The only problem is that a handful of players may have recieved a Sonichu villager early.

 I hope to get your input from our current project, so please email me back with your feelings on our Sonichu/Rosechu project at this address: animalcrossingnintendo@usa.com
 Kindest regards,
 Takashi Tezuka,
 General producer of Animal Crossing and leader of the Sonichu-Alpha project.
}}

I gave Takashi my approval and tips for the design of the final version of the characters. The images I have received in the e-mail can be seen below. The first one is from a Fan who accidently received through the WiiConnect24.

And with this, I declare another step forward in the Sonichu Game project, and the downfall of that Impostor, [[Jimmy Hill]]. I have also informed them of Sarah Mitchel's message of Sega of Japan leaning to pay the impostor, but Takashi will most certainly step in and avert the mistake from being made. Then hopefully, with their help, I'll be able to claim the copyrights in the UK that should have been mine in the first place. I already had them from the Virginia Library of Congress.

Anyway, when I have new thoughts, I will be sure to add them to this topic.

Love and Peace to y'all. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Christian C.

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:People]]

Talk:Chris and race

2010-03-27T14:30:55Z

JamieTyler: /* Wasn't Chris? */

Good work, Tyranogre! I'll try to contribute to the page, soon, too --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 08:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

Nice start. Easily can be added on to and everything. Just a thought, though: should we include others he's shown hate towards? Y'know, like the homos and anyone with asperger's/low-function autism/"anything that tries to take Chris's spotlight"? --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:55, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* If we do that, we might as well call this page "Chris and discrimination" or "Chris and tolerance" or something. Personally I'd like to have a quick list of all the groups he's offensive to in one place. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:59, 31 December 2009 (CET)
** Actually, I'm surprised we haven't done just that! Chris hasn't shown discrimination towards just one group, he's shown it to everyone everywhere! I don't think we should delete this, just rename it into "Chris and discrimination", like you said!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:05, 31 December 2009 (CET)
*** Sure, let's rename it. Of course, first we need to convince Champ to remove the deletion tag... [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 09:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)

== Why I'm nominating it for deletion ==

I can see ''some'' potential here but not much. Chris's dislike of blacks is just something trolls like to exaggerate - at best, Chris seems really uncomfortable around black people in the same way an upper class person would lock the car doors while going through the black neighborhood. It's not really racist, per say, that Chris doesn't like black chicks but I think the problem is that 1) he's not really in the position to be fussy about women, given who he is and 2) he's made it seem like that he would rather keep being a virgin than do a black girl (perhaps this question could be posed in the mailbag or the Common Questions). But he's not an outright racist. It's fun to suggest this to Chris because it irritates him, but really it's misleading to suggest he's some sort of closet KKK member. Bob on the other hand actually made a comment about Megan being a "dirty German girl" which is really old school racism but alas, we'll never have that call publicly.

Other races? You can really summarize it in one sentence - Chris's views of race come from TV and popular culture in general. Jews eat bagels and whine a lot, Asians are really good at math and karate, Native Americans do rain dances and say "How!", etc.

This article is trying to insinuate something about Chris that really isn't. I know we do this a lot but with race, it's really pushing it for its own article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:09, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* Given his reaction toward black kids at Game Place, I'd ''definitely'' call him racist. --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 09:18, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* Okay, that's true. Though, as myself and a couple of others was saying above, I think this article should PROBABLY be retitled something like "Chris and discrimination" or "Chris and intolerance." and expanded on greatly. It's easy to see that Chris has shown hatred or dislike in a number of groups, not just blacks. And the sheer fact that Chris doesn't bother actually looking up stuff and, as you said, Chris just uses what he sees on TV and thinks that's how they actually act shows that he has no care for them and/or that he dislikes them because they go against what he is. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:25, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* Your points are valid. However, I think, this all may be fixed by renaming the page to "Chris and discrimination" or "Chris and tolerance" or "Chris and stereotypes". I agree that this article should encompass groups like Homos, Aspergers, Muslims, etc. And I agree that its main point should be moved from implying Chris's racism to just giving a quick overview of Chris's attitude towards various groups. So, my vote is: find a good new name, rename the article, and expand it to other groups. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:40, 31 December 2009 (CET)
*How about we rename this article "Chris and Minorities"? It can also be used for his views of others such as the Disabled. But I agree with you that he is not a Stormfront type of racist, he's more of a xenophobe. --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 00:30, 2 January 2010 (CET)
** I like this idea. There is much that can be said about Chris and minorities, but while Chris is racist, there's not enough material to write about to justify its own article. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 03:12, 2 January 2010 (CET)
* Chris said he "hates the Chinese" in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3.5]] and does an insensitive impression of all Asians. In [[Mumble 4]] he does an impression of all black people, saying that they sound like Rastafarians. I'm going to say that yes, he is racist, but not extremely racist. There probably isn't enough of it to make a good page out of, tho. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 01:51, 2 January 2010 (CET)

==<s>Deletion Notice</s> (Void)==
I am putting this page on my "To-Watch" file. I will delete it in a week if it doesn't improve. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:44, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Let's salvage anything usable (if there is anything) and add it to the [[Niggos]] article, then just leave this as a redirect. I don't think we're going to get enough material to make this worthwhile as a standalone page. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*I would rather move the Niggos article in to this one, and then have smaller subsections for other races. I agree that a lot of this article is exaggerated rubbish, but there's no denying that Chris is extraordinary awkward in his dealings with other cultures. We should cover his interactions with them, but in a more objective way. I would rather see a merge than a deletion. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 05:02, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*But is there really a lot we can say aside from "Chris's views of race come from popular culture"? As I said, Chris more or less absorbs what he sees from TV - thus Jews whine and eat bagels, Asians have buck teeth and say things like "Me so sowwy!," Indians no matter the tribe say "How!" and say things like "Smokum peace pipe!", etc. But does this really need its own article? The niggos article mostly serves as explaining the racism against African Americans, which does require some explaining since it comes up frequently. But I agree, we should salvage what we can if we can't make this into a full fledged article and incorporate it into the Niggos one.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:35, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
**Also, since when are you a moderator Griffintown? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 05:03, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
***Since Champthom gave me the job. [[CWCki:Community Portal#Quality control jerkops|Here's the announcement]]. I read many people talking about what to do with pages while doing nothing. I strongly believe in deadlines to keep things going. Right now, this page sucks. Expanding the [[Niggo]] page would be a nice answer, adding new material for this page is also good. Let's find answers. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:56, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
**** Well Congratulation's on the promotion. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 19:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*I've begun moving some of the content from this page onto subsection "Chris and stereotypes" on the [[Niggos]] page, which should probably be retitled now. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 18:51, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** While that's a good move, I'd rather see this page have the content of "niggos". I've always felt bad about having an entire page dedicated to a racist slur, even a slurred racist slur. Niggos could be mentioned as a minor cwcism, but it doesn't need it's own page. I guess what I'm trying to say is that "Chris and Racism" is a more scholarly sounding title to deal with Chris' interactions with other races than say "niggos". I'm going to try to save this article in favor or turning niggos into a cwcism stub. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 19:36, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Alright, I've overhauled the article, feel free to tweak it or even revert it. However, do keep the changes I've made to the Native American section. It wasn't up to date. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 20:53, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I think that was a good move. [[Niggos]] can be made a lot more succinct; it should probably stick to the reasons, events, and consequences around the time Chris came up with the word, as well as blacks in [[Sonichu (comic)]]. This page is much better for mulling about stereotypes in general. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:52, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Excellent initiative. I love the way the entry looks like for now. I am putting the Deletion Notice on hold. I want to see how awesome this page can get. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
The page is great. I remove the deletion notice. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:18, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*I am enjoying this fine piece of Literature--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 19:22, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==This page is shit==
Okay, not total shit but it looks like people just took stuff from "Niggos" and dropped them into here, I'm not really seeing why that stuff couldn't just stay in niggos since people are more or less just concerned about his relationship with African Americans. The other stuff is more or less really wordy things along the vein of "Chris uses stereotypes he really doesn't get."

I won't delete it (for now) since a lot of you have spent time on this, but seriously, this is a really messy, disorganized page. Also, someone come up with a better name for it. Maybe "Chris and race"? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:10, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
*As for dumping the niggos article into this one, that's almost exactly what I did, so the section on "blacks" needs some pruning. Is there a more politically correct term we could be using? "African American's" wouldn't encompass everything. Also, other suggested name changes are "Chris and discrimination" and "Chris and tolerance", however, both of those would expand the article to include religion, politics and sexuality; which would be a bit broad. I think it's fine to leave the article as "Chris and Racism" as long we make it explicit that Chris is not racist, just misinformed and slightly xenophobic. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 21:41, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*But that's the thing Megaman, why are we calling it "Chris and racism" if it turns out that Chris isn't really racist? And even if we argue that Chris is not really a racist, shouldn't we allow the reader to come to this conclusion for his or her self? I personally preferred the Niggos article as it was, but if we are going this route, I think that aside from reworking this article to improve for quality and organization, a better name can be used. I think by calling it "Chris and racism" we are essentially using a loaded term from the get go to imply that Chris is racist. Yes, it's fun to imply that Chris is some sort of KKK member who believes in white power but in reality, he's just really uncomfortable around black people but instead of being subtle like most white people who are like this, Chris is like "SORRY, NO BLACK LADIES." Not very PC but not full out racist. Likewise, Chris spouting tired sterotypes about Jews and Cherokees isn't so much racism, IMHO, just cultural insensitivity.
::I'm leaning towards "Chris and race" which reflects the article's intention to discuss Chris and his relations with other races, and allows the reader to decide for his or her self if Chris is indeed racist without having to broaden the scope of the article that an article title like "Chris and discrimination" could imply. Thoughts, people? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:01, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:::I back the change for "Chris And Race". We need to keep the "Chris and ..." series as vague as possible. Affected as he is, I wonder if Chris even understand the concept of discrimination. Another interesting point, the use of the term "Race" would enable us in the future of adding any ethnic-related concepts. As an example, [[Ching Chong]] is still missing in this very page (another thing we can merge, YAY!). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 22:12, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
::::*I don't think it's appropriate to merge Ching Chong into this page - Ching Chong is a character and an article about her should still be about this alleged little Chinese girl and not her racist depiction. It's like if we merged "Black Sonichu" into the Niggos article or this article just because he happens to be black. We can mention Ching Chong here but in the very least have a mention for her on the List of Sonichu characters page. I wish there was something along the lines of "List of troll created personas" (along the lines of Max Molvania, Ryan Cash, etc.) but I doubt we could go far with that. But yeah, I think I'll move this to "Chris and race."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:41, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
::::That might be a good way to prune the main article, by making only links to directly referenced characters, rather than listing them. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:09, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Needs a summary/conclusion?==
It's a big article, and I feel it could use a wrapup/conclusion that hits the major points like how he only knows stereotypes from TV, that he's more xenophobic than supremacist, and that his prejudice isn't so much born out of hate or malice, but rather ignorance. Anyone else think there should be a wrapup? --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 20:56, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Chris on Chinese people. ==

The audio quality in that chat isn't the best, but he says "I don't ''mind'' Chinese people". It sounds like "like", but if you listen closely and consider the context, you can tell he didn't say that. He says he has no problem with them, and Julie doesn't follow up on it at all, and Julie used to call him on stuff like that. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 15:15, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

== Wasn't Chris? ==

Apparently, the Middle East section was removed with "wasn't chris" being the reason. Is there proof the livejournal wasn't Chris? [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 14:27, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
*Nevermind, found it. Thanks for removing it.[[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 14:30, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and race

2010-03-27T14:27:34Z

JamieTyler: /* Wasn't Chris? */

Talk:Chris and race

2010-03-27T14:26:54Z

JamieTyler:

Simonla Rosechu

2010-03-27T02:13:58Z

JamieTyler: /* Death */

Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (aka '''Simonla''', pronounced sih-MOAN-luh) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion.
Originally a [[troll|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', [[Chris]] instead added breasts and a [[china]] and turned it into Simonla so he'd have something to [[mass debating|masturbate]] to.
[[Image:Simonlaweed.jpg|thumb|This picture is what sums up Simonla's character; [[Rosechu|Empty, soul-less and craving for a shit-load of Pickles.]]]]
==Background==
Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by Beedrill, though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from Simon the Driller, from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sigh-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that:

*Chris has never seen Gurren Lagann before, much to the relief of many fans and
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sigh-mon-lah''.

This is reinforced by other inconsistencies with the character, including mistaking Simonchu's cape for a shell on Simonla and that the Core Drill Bit was a shark's tooth necklace.

Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own retarded little backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. She only mentions being raised by Sandshrews in response to Evan's explanation of her origin.

[[Evan]] eventually clears it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild]] is STRAIGHT to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately, [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]]. One should disregard Chris's claim that she was raised by a pair of Sandslash, as this violates the same "brother/sister agreement" Chris desired so much due to Simonchu's Beedrill parentage.

==Simonla the [[Pedofork]]==
In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside Cwcville U talking to [[Zapina]], the 14-year-old girl who wants to strip despite those "dumb child protection Laws" Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend," which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16-year-old boy".

One can only wonder why she would do such a thing, when any woman in her right mind would tell her to focus on her studies and hang out with friends her own age before worrying about boys, especially one two years older when she's clearly underage!

==Development==
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:<ref>http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351</ref>

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
My Sonichu fancharacter.

Simonchu
Age: 14
Ground/Electric

Simonchu was originally a Pikachu, raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when Perfect Chaos attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.

until today...
...
[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]

Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into Sonichu. </div>

Three months later, Chris did use the character, as he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris-chan also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, "My shell is removable!"

Chris has claimed on Simonla's CWCipedia page that in Episode 20 he will introduce Simonchu as a ground (and only ground) type. [[Lie|He never showed up.]]

===Forced Romance===

{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with Wild as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase "Opposites Attract."|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom{{cite}}, but it ended up creating one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.

===Evan's Response===

In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.

Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that he shouldn't be a monster for wanting to do so.

Evan [[Mailbag 35|tried again]], tired of it all, where Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed [[Asperchu|the creator of ''Asperchu'', Alec Benson Leary]], to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends. Whilst Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persists with his refusal, on the grounds that depriving Wild of his girlfriend would be awful.

Evan would ask Chris to remove Simonla once again in [[Mailbag 43]]. Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomanical statements yet, explaining that Simonla "didn't want" to leave CWCville, and that Evan himself "moves on" under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers.]] Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have, theoretically, come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design more or less a coincidence:

{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina"; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris, [[Mailbag 44]].}}

TL;DR Pointless, throwaway relationships = Rights to use a fan character, in Chris's mind.

===Chris denies reality===
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 02 February 2010 Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.</div>

This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.

Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle, largely because Chris still holds to a child-like belief that Simonla is, in some sense, [[Chris and Reality|real]], and that killing her in the comic has actual consequences. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.

Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|February 6th 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.

On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never go the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.

==Death==
[[Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg|thumb|How it happened.]]
[[Image:realsimonladeath.jpg|thumb|left|IRL.]]
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:

{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...|Chris, [[9_February_2010|9 February 2010]]}}

Belatedly, however, he finally made good. On 13 February 2010, Evan released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla is killed for good. In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a toilet bomb in the ladies' bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being treated by [[Bill the Scientist]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of emergency medicine, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan deus-ex-machinas where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|requested]].

In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to "her internal injury," the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.

Some days later, Chris released a revised version of Simonla's death, in which the drama takes place over several pages and Simonla is revealed to have shat out an egg, which is in the care of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] when Simonla goes asplodey. A time jump occurs and the egg hatches into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. Issue 10 culminates in the father-daughter team of Wild and Sandy cooperating to execute [[Evan]] in spectacular and gory fashion, thereby going against Chris's long-held assertion that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he would never stoop to Alec's level and include gratuitous gore in his comic]].<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref>

It's highly noted that the explosive toilet was ripped from the 1989 film, ''Lethal Weapon 2'' (the sequel to 1987's ''Lethal Weapon''), where Mel Gibson's character pulled Danny Glover's character from a toilet that had a bomb attached, just like in the comic. Only instead of killing anyone, the toilet exploded and hits a car. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The scene in question.] It seems a bit uncharacteristic for Chris to steal from an "R" rated action film, but it should be noted that Chris has a [[Captain's Log|strange habit]] of ripping off stuff he hasn't watched before, so he probably just knows of the infamous scene itself and not the source material.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla
Image:SchuComic10P20.jpg|this is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.
Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|Chris's original design of Simonla.
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]]
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Chris kills off Simonla by having a toilet bomb blow up her [[china]].
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg|Alec Benson Leary offers his own take on Simonla's demise.
Image:WildCADbortion1.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion3.jpg
Image:Simonlas Death WIP.jpg|Voltorb uses self destruct

</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Evan]]
*The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Adventures of Simonchu and Niachu: [http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]][[Category:Dead]]

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-03-26T23:59:10Z

JamieTyler: /* Exploding Toilet Stolen? */

Who the hell wrote that bit about Simonla being based on some anime character? They totally need to LURK MOAR. Anyways, this article needs the e-mail that Chris talked about developing Simonla (there's an e-mail correspondence with Evan, IIRC). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:37, 15 March 2009 (CET)

*Okay I admit it. That was me. I had read that somewhere. I'm so gosh durn lazy. I'm just like Chris.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]
**Oh, yeah, there were e-mails. I posted them proudly for all to see because he just told me "I reworked your character and put it in the new issue, it'll be out soon." Imagine my surprise to return to that thread after school and find Chris-chan did a little more than reworking. I will take screencaps of those e-mails and post them when it's not 2am [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:47, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
***Wait, shit, I actually have a lot more e-mails with him responding to me than I had initially remembered. Huh. I'll try and find a place for those too. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:50, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
****On further notice, it seems the first e-mail he replied to about Simonla is gone. Why the fuck would I delete that. I do have some further correspondence with me asking why the fuck he did that shit and instead just telling me that the Livejournal account made in his name was a fake, saying "Why would I call Anne Boleyn deaf?" and ignoring the more pressing matters of "WHY IS SIMONCHU A GIRL NOW". I also have e-mails where he explains why the Blake rape scene was removed. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:54, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
*****I'm curious as to why the hell Simonla was decided as the feminine of Simon? Was Simone or Simona too HIGH LEVEL a concept of that guy? The whole idea of Christian actually (mis)appropriating the character into his comics is hilarious though. Condolences on your future grandson REGINALD, however. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:05, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
******Oh god, you just made me realize that in CWCville I would be considered Simonla's father. GO SIMONLA! GO FORTH AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! 01:33, 28 April 2009 (CEST)
*******Simonla Rosechu yelling "I AM SIMONLA, LEADER OF THE SONICHURREN GANG! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"... DOTH NOT WANTETH. DDDX -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da Nuke]] 06:57, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

==(More) To do==
Clean up the articles as there's more pictures than there is to text (in other words, get a gallery going), and also incorporate shit from the new CWCipedia articles. Looks like Chris is acknowledging Evan's threats of suing Chris over Simonchu/Simonla. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:23, 9 September 2009 (CEST)
*Thanks for cleaning this up, I've been meaning to do it myself but I'm a lazy fuck who wants to play Street Fighter all day. I need to tidy up my own page too because it's a fucking sloppy wall of text as it stands [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 04:35, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

==Where's Simonchu?==
Episode 20 is over. Simonchu is kinda... not there. Wonder what would happen if Chris was called out on it? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:15, 23 December 2009 (CET)
* If I had my guess, he'll probably brush it off and say that there was some sort of agreement not to put him in at the last minute or something. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:59, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==Quick to Replace==
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/src/126650667058.png I am not surprised. I am not surprised at the least] --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:18, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Exploding Toilet Stolen? ==

*Was Simonla's death inspired by the Lethal Weapon movies or ripped out from one of them? I think the 1st one has the exploding toilet or the 2nd one. I saw a scene when I was younger though.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 05:48, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm not sure if Chis stole it from them, but it's in lethal weapon 3, yeah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
***actually it was from lethal weapon 2. it being lifted directly from the film is supported by the position of the voltorb, directly behind the toilet. Presumably when one (especially a child) thinks of a toilet bomb they think of a cherry bomb inside the bowl, but in lethal weapon 2 its on the floor behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 21:09, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****I think he got the idea from a simpsons episode in which homer references lethal weapon, i doubt chris saw any of the lethal weapon movies.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****In the simpsons ep homer says "before lethal weapon 2 i never thought there could be a bomb IN my toilet, now i check every time." if he had only seen it on the simpsons he would have put it in the toilet, not behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 05:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
******Here's the video to the scene in question. And Crunchler is right, it did come from the 2nd film in the series: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The Exploding Toilet scene (At the 7:37 mark) ] --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*******I also added the info on the "Death" section.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:45, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*I doubt he's ever seen the film itself, just knows of the scene. Like how many people know of the music in 2001 or the monoliths in it without every seeing the film. Plus, I doubt Chris would understand or like the film, it being pro Niggo and all.[[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== An Egg ==
Issue 10, page 79, An Egg, looks like there will be more simonchu shennanigans, with sandy, "Evan Killed mommy" Magi-chan is badass once more . also simonchu is a terrorist aparently--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*See "quick to replace" above. Of course, it was a contrived little bit of info to try and exploit a loophole in Evan's WrathTM, but it really might just piss him off and get the site DMCAed again. -- [[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:23, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Simonla Rosechu

2010-03-26T23:57:31Z

JamieTyler:

Who the hell wrote that bit about Simonla being based on some anime character? They totally need to LURK MOAR. Anyways, this article needs the e-mail that Chris talked about developing Simonla (there's an e-mail correspondence with Evan, IIRC). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:37, 15 March 2009 (CET)

*Okay I admit it. That was me. I had read that somewhere. I'm so gosh durn lazy. I'm just like Chris.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]
**Oh, yeah, there were e-mails. I posted them proudly for all to see because he just told me "I reworked your character and put it in the new issue, it'll be out soon." Imagine my surprise to return to that thread after school and find Chris-chan did a little more than reworking. I will take screencaps of those e-mails and post them when it's not 2am [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:47, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
***Wait, shit, I actually have a lot more e-mails with him responding to me than I had initially remembered. Huh. I'll try and find a place for those too. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:50, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
****On further notice, it seems the first e-mail he replied to about Simonla is gone. Why the fuck would I delete that. I do have some further correspondence with me asking why the fuck he did that shit and instead just telling me that the Livejournal account made in his name was a fake, saying "Why would I call Anne Boleyn deaf?" and ignoring the more pressing matters of "WHY IS SIMONCHU A GIRL NOW". I also have e-mails where he explains why the Blake rape scene was removed. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 07:54, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
*****I'm curious as to why the hell Simonla was decided as the feminine of Simon? Was Simone or Simona too HIGH LEVEL a concept of that guy? The whole idea of Christian actually (mis)appropriating the character into his comics is hilarious though. Condolences on your future grandson REGINALD, however. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:05, 27 April 2009 (CEST)
******Oh god, you just made me realize that in CWCville I would be considered Simonla's father. GO SIMONLA! GO FORTH AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! 01:33, 28 April 2009 (CEST)
*******Simonla Rosechu yelling "I AM SIMONLA, LEADER OF THE SONICHURREN GANG! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"... DOTH NOT WANTETH. DDDX -- [[User:Da Nuke|Da Nuke]] 06:57, 13 May 2009 (CEST)

==(More) To do==
Clean up the articles as there's more pictures than there is to text (in other words, get a gallery going), and also incorporate shit from the new CWCipedia articles. Looks like Chris is acknowledging Evan's threats of suing Chris over Simonchu/Simonla. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:23, 9 September 2009 (CEST)
*Thanks for cleaning this up, I've been meaning to do it myself but I'm a lazy fuck who wants to play Street Fighter all day. I need to tidy up my own page too because it's a fucking sloppy wall of text as it stands [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 04:35, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

==Where's Simonchu?==
Episode 20 is over. Simonchu is kinda... not there. Wonder what would happen if Chris was called out on it? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:15, 23 December 2009 (CET)
* If I had my guess, he'll probably brush it off and say that there was some sort of agreement not to put him in at the last minute or something. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:59, 23 December 2009 (CET)

==Quick to Replace==
[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/src/126650667058.png I am not surprised. I am not surprised at the least] --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:18, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Exploding Toilet Stolen? ==

*Was Simonla's death inspired by the Lethal Weapon movies or ripped out from one of them? I think the 1st one has the exploding toilet or the 2nd one. I saw a scene when I was younger though.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 05:48, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
**I'm not sure if Chis stole it from them, but it's in lethal weapon 3, yeah.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
***actually it was from lethal weapon 2. it being lifted directly from the film is supported by the position of the voltorb, directly behind the toilet. Presumably when one (especially a child) thinks of a toilet bomb they think of a cherry bomb inside the bowl, but in lethal weapon 2 its on the floor behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 21:09, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****I think he got the idea from a simpsons episode in which homer references lethal weapon, i doubt chris saw any of the lethal weapon movies.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****In the simpsons ep homer says "before lethal weapon 2 i never thought there could be a bomb IN my toilet, now i check every time." if he had only seen it on the simpsons he would have put it in the toilet, not behind it.[[User:Crunchler|Crunchler]] 05:38, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
******Here's the video to the scene in question. And Crunchler is right, it did come from the 2nd film in the series: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The Exploding Toilet scene (At the 7:37 mark) ] --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 03:14, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*******I also added the info on the "Death" section.--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 21:45, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
*I wouldn't say Lethal Weapon 2 is the most sophisticated film in existence, but I still doubt Chris would understand any of it. Plus it's pro Niggo...[[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 23:57, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== An Egg ==
Issue 10, page 79, An Egg, looks like there will be more simonchu shennanigans, with sandy, "Evan Killed mommy" Magi-chan is badass once more . also simonchu is a terrorist aparently--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:04, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*See "quick to replace" above. Of course, it was a contrived little bit of info to try and exploit a loophole in Evan's WrathTM, but it really might just piss him off and get the site DMCAed again. -- [[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 07:23, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Simonla Rosechu

2010-03-26T23:56:30Z

JamieTyler:

Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (aka '''Simonla''', pronounced sih-MOAN-luh) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion.
Originally a [[troll|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', [[Chris]] instead added breasts and a [[china]] and turned it into Simonla so he'd have something to [[mass debating|masturbate]] to.
[[Image:Simonlaweed.jpg|thumb|This picture is what sums up Simonla's character; [[Rosechu|Empty, soul-less and craving for a shit-load of Pickles.]]]]
==Background==
Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by Beedrill, though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from Simon the Driller, from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sigh-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that:

*Chris has never seen Gurren Lagann before, much to the relief of many fans and
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sigh-mon-lah''.

This is reinforced by other inconsistencies with the character, including mistaking Simonchu's cape for a shell on Simonla and that the Core Drill Bit was a shark's tooth necklace.

Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own retarded little backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. She only mentions being raised by Sandshrews in response to Evan's explanation of her origin.

[[Evan]] eventually clears it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild]] is STRAIGHT to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately, [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]]. One should disregard Chris's claim that she was raised by a pair of Sandslash, as this violates the same "brother/sister agreement" Chris desired so much due to Simonchu's Beedrill parentage.

==Simonla the [[Pedofork]]==
In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside Cwcville U talking to [[Zapina]], the 14-year-old girl who wants to strip despite those "dumb child protection Laws" Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend," which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16-year-old boy".

One can only wonder why she would do such a thing, when any woman in her right mind would tell her to focus on her studies and hang out with friends her own age before worrying about boys, especially one two years older when she's clearly underage!

==Development==
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:<ref>http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351</ref>

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
My Sonichu fancharacter.

Simonchu
Age: 14
Ground/Electric

Simonchu was originally a Pikachu, raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when Perfect Chaos attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.

until today...
...
[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]

Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into Sonichu. </div>

Three months later, Chris did use the character, as he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris-chan also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, "My shell is removable!"

Chris has claimed on Simonla's CWCipedia page that in Episode 20 he will introduce Simonchu as a ground (and only ground) type. [[Lie|He never showed up.]]

===Forced Romance===

{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with Wild as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase "Opposites Attract."|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom{{cite}}, but it ended up creating one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.

===Evan's Response===

In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.

Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that he shouldn't be a monster for wanting to do so.

Evan [[Mailbag 35|tried again]], tired of it all, where Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed [[Asperchu|the creator of ''Asperchu'', Alec Benson Leary]], to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends. Whilst Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persists with his refusal, on the grounds that depriving Wild of his girlfriend would be awful.

Evan would ask Chris to remove Simonla once again in [[Mailbag 43]]. Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomanical statements yet, explaining that Simonla "didn't want" to leave CWCville, and that Evan himself "moves on" under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers.]] Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have, theoretically, come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design more or less a coincidence:

{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina"; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris, [[Mailbag 44]].}}

TL;DR Pointless, throwaway relationships = Rights to use a fan character, in Chris's mind.

===Chris denies reality===
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 02 February 2010 Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.</div>

This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.

Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle, largely because Chris still holds to a child-like belief that Simonla is, in some sense, [[Chris and Reality|real]], and that killing her in the comic has actual consequences. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.

Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|February 6th 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.

On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never go the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.

==Death==
[[Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg|thumb|How it happened.]]
[[Image:realsimonladeath.jpg|thumb|left|IRL.]]
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:

{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...|Chris, [[9_February_2010|9 February 2010]]}}

Belatedly, however, he finally made good. On 13 February 2010, Evan released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla is killed for good. In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a toilet bomb in the ladies' bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being treated by [[Bill the Scientist]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of emergency medicine, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan deus-ex-machinas where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|requested]].

In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to "her internal injury," the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.

Some days later, Chris released a revised version of Simonla's death, in which the drama takes place over several pages and Simonla is revealed to have shat out an egg, which is in the care of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] when Simonla goes asplodey. A time jump occurs and the egg hatches into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. Issue 10 culminates in the father-daughter team of Wild and Sandy cooperating to execute [[Evan]] in spectacular and gory fashion, thereby going against Chris's long-held assertion that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he would never stoop to Alec's level and include gratuitous gore in his comic]].<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref>

It's highly noted that the explosive toilet was ripped from the 1989 film, ''Lethal Weapon 2'' (the sequel to 1987's ''Lethal Weapon''), where Mel Gibson's character pulled Danny Glover's character from a toilet that had a bomb attached, just like in the comic. Only instead of killing anyone, the toilet exploded and hits a car. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3vgcB1jJn4 The scene in question.] It should be noted that Chris has a [[Captain's Log|strange habit]] of ripping off stuff he hasn't watched before, so he probably just knows of the infamous scene itself and not the source material.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla
Image:SchuComic10P20.jpg|this is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.
Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|Chris's original design of Simonla.
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]]
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Chris kills off Simonla by having a toilet bomb blow up her [[china]].
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg|Alec Benson Leary offers his own take on Simonla's demise.
Image:WildCADbortion1.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion3.jpg
Image:Simonlas Death WIP.jpg|Voltorb uses self destruct

</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Evan]]
*The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Adventures of Simonchu and Niachu: [http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/]

{{Sonichu}}

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Captain's Log

2010-03-25T06:39:57Z

JamieTyler:

[[File:CWCtrek1.png|center]]
 

[[Image:Captain's_Log.jpg|thumb|right|To boldly fail like no man has failed before.]]

[[Image:Captainpicard.jpg|thumb|right|Captain Picards reaction to Chris's use of the phrase.]]

"'''Captain's Log'''" is [[Chris]]'s usual opening to a video blog, first appearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|24 September 2008 video]]. It comes from popular sci-fi franchise ''Star Trek''. In a typical episode, the captain, commander or other senior crew member would make an entry to log what has happened in the situation prior to the beginning of the episode. Most ''Star Trek'' Captain's Log entries are noticeably void of [[Chris and anger|Tard Rage]].

Sometimes, Chris gives an incorrect date (the date is technically always incorrect since he says "Stardate" and gives a Gregorian Calendar date), or fails to provide a date at all. An example of Chris giving an incorrect date would be many of the entries made in [[July 2009]]. The [[CWCki]] has organized the Captain's Log entries by the date they were uploaded.

Due to his constant usage of the phrase, and the fact that Chris is perhaps the most extreme form of nerd in existence, you could easily assume him to be a Star Trek fan. But strangely enough, his usage of it is not a reference to the franchise.<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_3</ref> Do to how oblivious Chris can be, it's a fair bet he never even heard of Star Trek until after he started using the phrase and was asked about it. Whether he picked it up from any number of the low brow comedies he enjoys (both [[Family Guy]] and [[Futurama]] reference Star Trek to absurd lengths), or simply heard the phrase used once and it stuck with him is a mystery, though it's bizarre he'd so readily use it in almost all his mediums without having even a passing interest in ''Star Trek''. At least Trek fans can be relieved that he won't be placing Sonichu on the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise, or battling vengeful trolls in nebulas.

He may have encountered the phrase from the ''Star Trek'' game he purchased as a result of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] competition, but knowing his gaming habits, he probably never played it.

Due to [[stress]] and laziness related to [[Bob Chandler]]'s sudden hospitalization caused by congestive heart failure (or the death of his [[PSEye]]), Chris now released his ''Captain's log'' on [[twitter]] since 01 [[March 2010]].

==Characteristics==
Generally, a Captain's Log video is one in which Chris addresses his fanbase, a sort of video blog where he asks his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] to be his personal army or to express his hatred about some [[troll]].

This is in contrast to other styles of Chris videos, such as those where he addresses a specific individual (often expecting people to know he's posted a video about them, such as Mike Synder from [[The GAMe PLACe]]) or his music videos.

Occasionally a video is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|dead serious]], and therefore not worthy of a being named a Captain's Log.

==Captain's ''Blog''==
In [[November 2009]], Chris began [[Cwc_blog|maintaining an irregular text blog]] on [[CWCipedia]], featuring updates on the progress of his comic and his quest to turn [[Sonichu]] into the heart of a multimedia empire. He also dubbed this a "Captain's Log" and marked the successive entries with "Stardates". It can be found halfway down the right column of the site's front page (and also at [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log Template:Captain's Log], and he has (so far) maintained [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Blog an archive] of his updates.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==Remixes==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Star date
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dDZ6ZDp3sYw}}
| Stardate = 7 March 2009
| Maker = RosechusPickle
| Subject = Chris-chan
| Video Type = Remix
}}

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries|Captain's Log]]
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Things Chris has ripped off

2010-03-19T12:40:28Z

JamieTyler: /* Super Mario Bros */

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|nigger]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
* The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, "The bun is in your mind".

* Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meadwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This COmedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. While Sonic has fallen into a pit of self-induced shit, Mario still is one of the most popular and beloved video game franchises. However, due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, it's no surprise Chris is not much of a fan. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

*His concept for Sonic The Hedgehog 64, as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than Mario 64 with Sonic and Tails. Literally.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==Songs==
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*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].

===Tommy Tutone===
*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny 8675309].

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
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==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Chris and race

2010-03-18T06:43:54Z

JamieTyler:

[[Image:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris approves as he attends a [[Gay4Sonichu|Klansmen 4 Sonichu]] meetup]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''racist tendencies''' can be traced at least partially to his southern heritage, but certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes, opting to make up a bunch of bullshit off the top of his head.

==African Americans==
[[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris said he liked this pic.]]
{{main|Niggos}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his father]], his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. Black people, in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia, hence the word "niggo".

==Asians==
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy]] as a kung-fu master with slanty eyes. While in a mailbag, he was called out on this and retorts by denying that he's Asian.
Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung-fu to Japan, when in actuality it came from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same as shown in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]].

In his real life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and mentioned receiving a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of Chesterfield County's Korean congregation in the [[church audio]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

[[Image:ChingChong.jpg|thumb|The only known image of "Ching Chong".]]
==='''Ching Chong'''===
In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris present us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' is now traumatized due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own [[semen|"Navy"]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].

==Middle Eastern==
Chris's now defunct livejournal blog is significant in that it is one of the only times he's ever tried discussing political and social issues, but of course, fails miserably. One notable post of his has him accusing Barack Obama of being a known arab who "hangs out with terrorist." Further, he states Barack Obama's religious beliefs (implying Islam) are incompatible with the presidency, goes on to suggest he may run for president soon (despite not being old enough) and ends it by saying people who aren't aren't American couldn't possibly understand democracy, because they are ruled by dictators and kings.<ref>http://cwcsonichu.livejournal.com/3897.html</ref>

In another stunning post where he fails to understand absentee balloting, poverty in the third world and for whatever reason tries to muster civil responsibility in his readers, despite lacking it himself he says: "You should vote because of all of the troops who are overseas who don't have the opportunity to vote. Remember, if you don't vote, they're fighting in vein, and you might as well start learning arabic now because that's where the country is headed if we don't vote." <ref>http://cwcsonichu.livejournal.com/3620.html</ref>

When confronted about this from an Iranian troll, Chris said that he does not "think Middle Eastern people are terrorists however if they hang out with other Middle Eastern people they will then be considered terrorists," thus giving more insight to Chris's back-assward and racist reasoning caused by his autism.

==Native Americans==
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of native are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "Cherokeeian" heritage with Sonichu lore. He depicts Cherokee characters in his work as white and wearing gold armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The actions and spirituality of the Native Americans in his comic have almost no resemblance to any actual people that ever existed.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize "[[My Little Pony]]" dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous Cheroki-Chan, a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary-Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. Instead, it served to illustrate his outrageous insensitivity and callowness.

==Jews==
{{main|Christmas}}

In [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]], Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate Hannukah. On December 12 members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah IRL has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when Sonichu's daughter Cerah Rosey baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift!

The interesting moment is that there actually is a tradition of eating specially baked foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you.

==Hispanics==
[[Image:332-Espanolic.jpg|thumb|left|Espanolic, the Spanish Pokémon]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|the]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Spanish]] [[CWC's Pokésite 2|language]], Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized sombrero, and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "Spanish Fly", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create a similar Pokémon named Ludicolo.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women.

It may also be notable that often times, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for peoples from continental Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries previously controlled by Spain.

==Parental influence==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|right|Bob telling Chris the Barack Obama joke.]]

Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only three white players and the two [[Wikipedia:waterboy|waterboys]] were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, [[Barack Obama]] would "paint the White House black."

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of cultures besides southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical Adult Swim cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|''The Boondocks'']]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in Sonichu with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy|martial arts]].

Chris, despite claiming Cherokee ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP_00024.jpg|thumb|Chris is a '''wiggo'''.]]

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville [[Fail|"they can even vote"]], but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

Also, Chris has probably never been told that the voice of [[Sonic]] in the animated series that he loves so much was Jaleel White (AKA Steve Urkel), a black man. If someone told him this, he would probably deny it. However, given that Chris managed to get [[LittleBigPlanet|respect]] for [[Homos|Stephen Fry]]...

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. (In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]] he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" except the ones being black because he's "Old Fashioned".)

Realistically, Chris is not considered a white supremacist type of racist but more of a xenophobic one. In other words, he's afraid of ethnic groups he's not familiar with. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off what he's seen on TV]]. Chris' perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.

===Improved race relations?===
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her tits.]]

An image leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is "Half And Half" (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]]

It seems that the futility of his [[love quest]] has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).

All this is now in peril because Chris used the dreaded N-Word on his 17 [[March 2010]] infamous video "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]", making him an official racist. Repercussions of this event are yet to be seen.

==Minority characters in Sonichu==
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Kevin]] (Jewish, good)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (Native American, lawful good)
*[[B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)
*[[Barack Obama]] (very black)
*[[Blake]] (black, evil turned good)
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)
*[[Punchy]] (Chinese-Japanese, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [will turn good])
*[[Turdijerk]] (unclear, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST policemen)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker)
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, never seen)

==References==
<references/>
{{Chris and}}
[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Chris and race

2010-03-18T06:34:24Z

JamieTyler:

[[Image:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris approves as he attends a [[Gay4Sonichu|Klansmen 4 Sonichu]] meetup]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''racist tendencies''' can be traced at least partially to his southern heritage, but certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes, opting to make up a bunch of bullshit off the top of his head.

==African Americans==
[[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris said he liked this pic.]]
{{main|Niggos}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his father]], his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. Black people, in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia, hence the word "niggo".

==Asians==
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy]] as a kung-fu master with slanty eyes. While in a mailbag, he was called out on this and retorts by denying that he's Asian.
Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung-fu to Japan, when in actuality it came from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same as shown in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]].

In his real life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and mentioned receiving a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of Chesterfield County's Korean congregation in the [[church audio]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

[[Image:ChingChong.jpg|thumb|The only known image of "Ching Chong".]]
==='''Ching Chong'''===
In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris present us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' is now traumatized due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own [[semen|"Navy"]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].

==Middle Eastern==
Chris's now defunct livejournal blog is significant in that it is one of the only times he's ever tried discussing political and social issues, and in typical Chris-Chan style, fails miserably. One notable post of his has him accusing Barack Obama of being a known arab who "hangs out with terrorist." Further, he states Barack Obama's religious beliefs (implying Islam) are incompatible with the presidency, goes on to suggest he may run for president soon (despite not being old enough) and ends it by saying people who aren't aren't American couldn't possibly understand democracy, because they are ruled by dictators and kings.<ref>http://cwcsonichu.livejournal.com/3897.html</ref>

When confronted about this from an Iranian troll, Chris said that he does not "think Middle Eastern people are terrorists however if they hang out with other Middle Eastern people they will then be considered terrorists," thus giving more insight to Chris's back-assward and racist reasoning caused by his autism.

==Native Americans==
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of native are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "Cherokeeian" heritage with Sonichu lore. He depicts Cherokee characters in his work as white and wearing gold armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The actions and spirituality of the Native Americans in his comic have almost no resemblance to any actual people that ever existed.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize "[[My Little Pony]]" dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous Cheroki-Chan, a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary-Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. Instead, it served to illustrate his outrageous insensitivity and callowness.

==Jews==
{{main|Christmas}}

In [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]], Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate Hannukah. On December 12 members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah IRL has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when Sonichu's daughter Cerah Rosey baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift!

The interesting moment is that there actually is a tradition of eating specially baked foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you.

==Hispanics==
[[Image:332-Espanolic.jpg|thumb|left|Espanolic, the Spanish Pokémon]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|the]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Spanish]] [[CWC's Pokésite 2|language]], Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized sombrero, and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "Spanish Fly", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create a similar Pokémon named Ludicolo.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women.

It may also be notable that often times, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for peoples from continental Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries previously controlled by Spain.

==Parental influence==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|right|Bob telling Chris the Barack Obama joke.]]

Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only three white players and the two [[Wikipedia:waterboy|waterboys]] were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, [[Barack Obama]] would "paint the White House black."

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of cultures besides southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical Adult Swim cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|''The Boondocks'']]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in Sonichu with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy|martial arts]].

Chris, despite claiming Cherokee ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP_00024.jpg|thumb|Chris is a '''wiggo'''.]]

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville [[Fail|"they can even vote"]], but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

Also, Chris has probably never been told that the voice of [[Sonic]] in the animated series that he loves so much was Jaleel White (AKA Steve Urkel), a black man. If someone told him this, he would probably deny it. However, given that Chris managed to get [[LittleBigPlanet|respect]] for [[Homos|Stephen Fry]]...

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. (In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]] he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" except the ones being black because he's "Old Fashioned".)

Realistically, Chris is not considered a white supremacist type of racist but more of a xenophobic one. In other words, he's afraid of ethnic groups he's not familiar with. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off what he's seen on TV]]. Chris' perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.

===Improved race relations?===
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her tits.]]

An image leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is "Half And Half" (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]]

It seems that the futility of his [[love quest]] has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).

All this is now in peril because Chris used the dreaded N-Word on his 17 [[March 2010]] infamous video "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]", making him an official racist. Repercussions of this event are yet to be seen.

==Minority characters in Sonichu==
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Kevin]] (Jewish, good)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (Native American, lawful good)
*[[B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)
*[[Barack Obama]] (very black)
*[[Blake]] (black, evil turned good)
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)
*[[Punchy]] (Chinese-Japanese, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [will turn good])
*[[Turdijerk]] (unclear, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST policemen)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker)
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, never seen)

==References==
<references/>
{{Chris and}}
[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Chris and race

2010-03-18T06:32:14Z

JamieTyler:

[[Image:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris approves as he attends a [[Gay4Sonichu|Klansmen 4 Sonichu]] meetup]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''racist tendencies''' can be traced at least partially to his southern heritage, but certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes, opting to make up a bunch of bullshit off the top of his head.

==African Americans==
[[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris said he liked this pic.]]
{{main|Niggos}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his father]], his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. Black people, in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia, hence the word "niggo".

==Asians==
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy]] as a kung-fu master with slanty eyes. While in a mailbag, he was called out on this and retorts by denying that he's Asian.
Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung-fu to Japan, when in actuality it came from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same as shown in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]].

In his real life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and mentioned receiving a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of Chesterfield County's Korean congregation in the [[church audio]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

[[Image:ChingChong.jpg|thumb|The only known image of "Ching Chong".]]
==='''Ching Chong'''===
In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris present us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' is now traumatized due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own [[semen|"Navy"]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].

==Middle Eastern==
Chris's now defunct livejournal blog is significant in that it is one of the only times he's ever tried discussing political and social issues, and in typical Chris-Chan style, fails miserably. One notable post of his has him accusing Barack Obama of being a known arab who "hangs out with terrorist." Further, he accuses Barack Obama's religious beliefs (implying Islam) are incompatible with the presidency, goes on to suggest he may run for president soon (despite not being old enough) and ends it by saying people who aren't aren't American couldn't possibly understand democracy, because they are ruled by dictators and kings.<ref>http://cwcsonichu.livejournal.com/3897.html</ref>

When confronted about this from an Iranian troll, Chris said that he does not "think Middle Eastern people are terrorists however if they hang out with other Middle Eastern people they will then be considered terrorists," thus giving more insight to Chris's back-assward and racist reasoning caused by his autism.

==Native Americans==
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of native are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "Cherokeeian" heritage with Sonichu lore. He depicts Cherokee characters in his work as white and wearing gold armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The actions and spirituality of the Native Americans in his comic have almost no resemblance to any actual people that ever existed.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize "[[My Little Pony]]" dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous Cheroki-Chan, a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary-Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. Instead, it served to illustrate his outrageous insensitivity and callowness.

==Jews==
{{main|Christmas}}

In [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]], Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate Hannukah. On December 12 members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah IRL has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when Sonichu's daughter Cerah Rosey baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift!

The interesting moment is that there actually is a tradition of eating specially baked foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you.

==Hispanics==
[[Image:332-Espanolic.jpg|thumb|left|Espanolic, the Spanish Pokémon]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|the]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Spanish]] [[CWC's Pokésite 2|language]], Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized sombrero, and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "Spanish Fly", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create a similar Pokémon named Ludicolo.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women.

It may also be notable that often times, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for peoples from continental Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries previously controlled by Spain.

==Parental influence==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|right|Bob telling Chris the Barack Obama joke.]]

Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only three white players and the two [[Wikipedia:waterboy|waterboys]] were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, [[Barack Obama]] would "paint the White House black."

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of cultures besides southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical Adult Swim cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|''The Boondocks'']]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in Sonichu with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy|martial arts]].

Chris, despite claiming Cherokee ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP_00024.jpg|thumb|Chris is a '''wiggo'''.]]

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville [[Fail|"they can even vote"]], but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

Also, Chris has probably never been told that the voice of [[Sonic]] in the animated series that he loves so much was Jaleel White (AKA Steve Urkel), a black man. If someone told him this, he would probably deny it. However, given that Chris managed to get [[LittleBigPlanet|respect]] for [[Homos|Stephen Fry]]...

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. (In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]] he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" except the ones being black because he's "Old Fashioned".)

Realistically, Chris is not considered a white supremacist type of racist but more of a xenophobic one. In other words, he's afraid of ethnic groups he's not familiar with. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off what he's seen on TV]]. Chris' perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.

===Improved race relations?===
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her tits.]]

An image leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is "Half And Half" (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]]

It seems that the futility of his [[love quest]] has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).

All this is now in peril because Chris used the dreaded N-Word on his 17 [[March 2010]] infamous video "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]", making him an official racist. Repercussions of this event are yet to be seen.

==Minority characters in Sonichu==
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Kevin]] (Jewish, good)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (Native American, lawful good)
*[[B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)
*[[Barack Obama]] (very black)
*[[Blake]] (black, evil turned good)
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)
*[[Punchy]] (Chinese-Japanese, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [will turn good])
*[[Turdijerk]] (unclear, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST policemen)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker)
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, never seen)

==References==
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{{Chris and}}
[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Captain's Log

2010-03-18T05:59:25Z

JamieTyler:

[[Image:Captain's_Log.jpg|thumb|right|To boldly fail like no man has failed before.]]

[[Image:Captainpicard.jpg|thumb|right|Captain Picards reaction to Chris's use of the phrase.]]

"'''Captain's Log'''" is [[Chris]]'s usual opening to a video blog, first appearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|24 September 2008 video]]. It comes from popular sci-fi franchise ''Star Trek''. In a typical episode, the captain, commander or other senior crew member would make an entry to log what has happened in the situation prior to the beginning of the episode. Most ''Star Trek'' Captain's Log entries are noticeably void of [[Chris and anger|Tard Rage]].

Sometimes, Chris gives an incorrect date (the date is technically always incorrect since he says "Stardate" and gives a Gregorian Calendar date), or fails to provide a date at all. An example of Chris giving an incorrect date would be many of the entries made in [[July 2009]]. The [[CWCki]] has organized the Captain's Log entries by the date they were uploaded.

Due to his constant usage of the phrase, and the fact that Chris is perhaps the most extreme form of nerd in existence, you could easily assume him to be a Star Trek fan. But strangely enough, his usage of it is not a reference to the franchise.<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_3</ref> Do to how oblivious Chris can be, it's a fair bet he never even heard of Star Trek until after he started using the phrase and was asked about it. Whether he picked it up from any number of the low brow comedies he enjoys (both [[Family Guy]] and [[Futurama]] reference Star Trek to absurd lengths), or simply heard the phrase used once and it stuck with him is a mystery, though it's bizarre he'd so readily use it in almost all his mediums without having even a passing interest in Trek. At least Trek fans can be releaved that he won't be placing Sonichu on the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise, or battling vengeful trolls in nebulas.

He was, however, seen purchasing a ''Star Trek'' game as a result of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] competition.

Due to [[stress]] and laziness related to [[Bob Chandler]]'s sudden hospitalization caused by congestive heart failure (or the death of his [[PSEye]]), Chris now released his ''Captain's log'' on [[twitter]] since 01 [[March 2010]].

==Characteristics==
Generally, a Captain's Log video is one in which Chris addresses his fanbase, a sort of video blog where he asks his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] to be his personal army or to express his hatred about some [[troll]].

This is in contrast to other styles of Chris videos, such as those where he addresses a specific individual (often expecting people to know he's posted a video about them, such as Mike Synder from [[The GAMe PLACe]]) or his music videos.

Occasionally a video is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|dead serious]], and therefore not worthy of a being named a Captain's Log.

==Captain's ''Blog''==
In [[November 2009]], Chris began [[Cwc_blog|maintaining an irregular text blog]] on [[CWCipedia]], featuring updates on the progress of his comic and his quest to turn [[Sonichu]] into the heart of a multimedia empire. He also dubbed this a "Captain's Log" and marked the successive entries with "Stardates". It can be found halfway down the right column of the site's front page (and also at [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log Template:Captain's Log], and he has (so far) maintained [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Blog an archive] of his updates.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZ6ZDp3sYw Star date]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries|Captain's Log]]
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Talk:Chris and video games

2010-03-17T22:28:46Z

JamieTyler: /* Mass Effect 2 */

==Technique/Skill/Something?==

I wonder if we could get a section on how well Chris plays video games. he's mediocre at Guitar Hero and he faffs about in his LBP levels, but those may just be him not being all that great at those genres. Above all, this may be just too subjective to work with. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)
: I agree, this would be an interesting bit of discussion, though it definitely could turn a bit subjective. For example, it's hard to assess how he plays Animal Crossing: In the documentaries, he's shown that he has two cities and has several characters with fully paid loans, which takes a ''damn'' long time no matter how you do it, but he also hadn't figured out how to sell multiple items to the store at once, which is pretty damn weird. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:19, 21 December 2009 (CET)
*A popular theory is that Chris more or less masters video games by brute force - not by hand eye coordination but like Ullillia who plays Bubsy 3D for hours on end doing minutia in order to find bugs, Chris will spend hours playing video games until he masters them. However, as you both pointed out, we really don't have enough documentation to fully assess Chris's video game playing abilities and until such evidence arises, such a section would be too subjective and not encyclopedic enough. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== The Gold Box games and C64 ==

This was brought up in [[Talk:List of Chris's eBay sales|the eBay talk page]]: we're not exactly sure what platform those AD&D Gold Box games were for, though they ''could'' have been the PC / MS-DOS versions.

My Commodore 64 rambling on the talk page reminds me that we know precious little about his alleged C64 games. Chris has said a few times that he started his gaming on C64, yet we know so little about what games he played on C64... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:45, 2 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's PSN friends ==

I read somewhere that Chris had reached the maximum capacity in his PSN friend roster. Is this true? And if so, what does he ''do'' with the masses of PSN friends, if he doesn't actually play online PS3 games? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:41, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

== Mass Effect 2 ==

Yes, you're right, I did forget it's on Xbox and was originally going to be an Xbox..I mean Hex-Bawks exclusive, plus he doesn't play PC games. I'm just getting into it now and it's on my mind so it snuck into my article edits. Sorry for that. He's ripped off Grand Theft Auto once in his comics I believe, but I doubt he's ever played and enjoyed it [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:28, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and video games

2010-03-17T22:28:04Z

JamieTyler:

==Technique/Skill/Something?==

I wonder if we could get a section on how well Chris plays video games. he's mediocre at Guitar Hero and he faffs about in his LBP levels, but those may just be him not being all that great at those genres. Above all, this may be just too subjective to work with. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)
: I agree, this would be an interesting bit of discussion, though it definitely could turn a bit subjective. For example, it's hard to assess how he plays Animal Crossing: In the documentaries, he's shown that he has two cities and has several characters with fully paid loans, which takes a ''damn'' long time no matter how you do it, but he also hadn't figured out how to sell multiple items to the store at once, which is pretty damn weird. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:19, 21 December 2009 (CET)
*A popular theory is that Chris more or less masters video games by brute force - not by hand eye coordination but like Ullillia who plays Bubsy 3D for hours on end doing minutia in order to find bugs, Chris will spend hours playing video games until he masters them. However, as you both pointed out, we really don't have enough documentation to fully assess Chris's video game playing abilities and until such evidence arises, such a section would be too subjective and not encyclopedic enough. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== The Gold Box games and C64 ==

This was brought up in [[Talk:List of Chris's eBay sales|the eBay talk page]]: we're not exactly sure what platform those AD&D Gold Box games were for, though they ''could'' have been the PC / MS-DOS versions.

My Commodore 64 rambling on the talk page reminds me that we know precious little about his alleged C64 games. Chris has said a few times that he started his gaming on C64, yet we know so little about what games he played on C64... --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:45, 2 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's PSN friends ==

I read somewhere that Chris had reached the maximum capacity in his PSN friend roster. Is this true? And if so, what does he ''do'' with the masses of PSN friends, if he doesn't actually play online PS3 games? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:41, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

== Mass Effect 2 ==

Yes, you're right, I did forget it's on Xbox and was originally going to be an Xbox..I mean Hex-Bawks exclusive, plus he doesn't play PC games. He's ripped off Grand Theft Auto once in his comics I believe, but I doubt he's ever played and enjoyed it.

Chris and video games

2010-03-17T14:56:25Z

JamieTyler: /* What Chris plays */

[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it didn't work out all that well.]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''Spiderman'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, more than 600 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Guitar Hero, and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, Burnout Paradise, is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. LittleBigPlanet earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved Brutal Legend isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PlayStation Network downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for Disgaea 3, a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for Sewer Shark, except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like Suikoden and Final Fantasy VII, are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) One would figure Chris to be a big Nintendo fan, but other than Pokemon and Animal Crossing, franchises that are actually loathed by hardcore Nintendo gamers, he shows little interest in the games that actually keep Nintendos underpowered systems alive to begin with. He never seems to show interest in upcoming games like Super Mario Galaxy 2 or Metroid: Other M, and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own like Metroid Prime, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Super Mario World, are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the Mailbag, he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which is unsurprising. Games like Mass Effect 2, Call of Duty 4, Grand Theft Auto, examples of "hardcore" games aimed at adults are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juvenile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of [[random-access humor]] would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out Bioshock, a first-person-shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and he decided to play some Wheel of Fortune instead.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe Megan Schroeder — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of Soul Calibur III. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the CWCville Shopping Center. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
{{main|Sonichu (game)}}
At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin
Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube4.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube5.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube6.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Chris and video games

2010-03-17T14:52:59Z

JamieTyler: /* What Chris plays */

[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it didn't work out all that well.]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''Spiderman'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, more than 600 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Guitar Hero, and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, Burnout Paradise, is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. LittleBigPlanet earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved Brutal Legend isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PlayStation Network downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for Disgaea 3, a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for Sewer Shark, except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like Suikoden and Final Fantasy VII, are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) One would figure Chris to be a big Nintendo fan, but other than Pokemon and Animal Crossing, franchises that are actually loathed by hardcore Nintendo gamers, he shows little interest in the games that actually keep Nintendos underpowered systems alive to begin with. He never seems to show interest in upcoming games like Super Mario Galaxy 2 or Metroid: Other M, and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own like Metroid Prime, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Super Mario World, are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the Mailbag, he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which isn't unsurprising. Games like Mass Effect 2, Call of Duty 4, Grand Theft Auto, examples of "hardcore" games aimed at adults are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juvenile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of random-access humor would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out Bioshock, a first-person-shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and decided to play some Wheel of Fortune instead.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe Megan Schroeder — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of Soul Calibur III. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the CWCville Shopping Center. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
{{main|Sonichu (game)}}
At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin
Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube4.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube5.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube6.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Chris and video games

2010-03-17T14:52:43Z

JamieTyler: /* What Chris plays */

[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it didn't work out all that well.]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''Spiderman'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, more than 600 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Guitar Hero, and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, Burnout Paradise, is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. LittleBigPlanet earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved Brutal Legend isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PlayStation Network downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for Disgaea 3, a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for Sewer Shark, except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like Suikoden and Final Fantasy VII, are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) One would figure Chris to be a big Nintendo fan, but other than Pokemon and Animal Crossing, franchises that are actually loathed by hardcore Nintendo gamers, he shows little interest in the games that actually keep Nintendos underpowered systems alive to begin with. He never seems to show interest in upcoming games like Super Mario Galaxy 2 or Metroid: Other M, and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own like Metroid Prime, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Super Mario World, are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the Mailbag, he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which isn't unsurprising. Games like Mass Effect 2, Call of Duty 4, Grand Theft Auto, examples of "hardcore" games aimed at adults are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juenvile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of random-access humor would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out Bioshock, a first-person-shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and decided to play some Wheel of Fortune instead.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe Megan Schroeder — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of Soul Calibur III. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the CWCville Shopping Center. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
{{main|Sonichu (game)}}
At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin
Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube4.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube5.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube6.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Chris and video games

2010-03-17T14:52:06Z

JamieTyler: /* What Chris plays */

[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it didn't work out all that well.]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''Spiderman'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, more than 600 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Guitar Hero, and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, Burnout Paradise, is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. LittleBigPlanet earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved Brutal Legend isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PlayStation Network downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for Disgaea 3, a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for Sewer Shark, except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris doesn't play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like Suikoden and Final Fantasy VII, are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) One would figure Chris to be a big Nintendo fan, but other than Pokemon and Animal Crossing, franchises that are actually loathed by hardcore Nintendo gamers, he shows little interest in the games that actually keep Nintendos underpowered systems alive to begin with. He never seems to show interest in upcoming games like Super Mario Galaxy 2 or Metroid: Other M, and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own like Metroid Prime, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Super Mario World, are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the Mailbag, he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games aimed at his own age group, which isn't unsurprising. Games like Mass Effect 2, Call of Duty 4, Grand Theft Auto, examples of "hardcore" games aimed at adults are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juenvile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that aren't two-dimensionally crass and full of random-access humor would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably wouldn't be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out Bioshock, a first-person-shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and decided to play some Whell of Fortune instead.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe Megan Schroeder — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular anime, especially magical-girl series like Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of Soul Calibur III. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the CWCville Shopping Center. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
{{main|Sonichu (game)}}
At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin
Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg
Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin
Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube4.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube5.jpg
Image:CWCGameCube6.jpg
</gallery>

==See also==
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Captain's Log

2010-03-17T10:50:37Z

JamieTyler:

[[Image:Captain's_Log.jpg|thumb|right|To boldly fail like no man has failed before.]]

[[Image:Captainpicard.jpg|thumb|right|Captain Picards reaction to Chris's use of the phrase.]]

"'''Captain's Log'''" is [[Chris]]'s usual opening to a video blog, first appearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|24 September 2008 video]]. It comes from popular sci-fi franchise ''Star Trek''. In a typical episode, the captain, commander or other senior crew member would make an entry to log what has happened in the situation prior to the beginning of the episode. Most ''Star Trek'' Captain's Log entries are noticeably void of [[Chris and anger|Tard Rage]].

Sometimes, Chris gives an incorrect date (the date is technically always incorrect since he says "Stardate" and gives a Gregorian Calendar date), or fails to provide a date at all. An example of Chris giving an incorrect date would be many of the entries made in [[July 2009]]. The [[CWCki]] has organized the Captain's Log entries by the date they were uploaded.

Due to his constant usage of the phrase, and the fact that Chris is perhaps the most extreme form of nerd in existence, you could easily assume him to be a Star Trek fan. But strangely enough, his usage of it is not a reference to the franchise.<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_3</ref> Whether he picked it up from any number of the low brow comedies he enjoys (both [[Family Guy]] and [[Futurama]] reference Star Trek to absurd lengths), or simply heard the phrase used once and it stuck with him is a mystery, though it's bizarre he'd so readily use it in almost all his mediums without having even a passing interest in Trek. At least Trek fans can be releaved that he won't be placing Sonichu on the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise, or battling vengeful trolls in nebulas.

He was, however, seen purchasing a ''Star Trek'' game as a result of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] competition.

Due to [[stress]] and laziness related to [[Bob Chandler]]'s sudden hospitalization caused by congestive heart failure (or the death of his [[PSEye]]), Chris now released his ''Captain's log'' on [[twitter]] since 01 [[March 2010]].

==Characteristics==
Generally, a Captain's Log video is one in which Chris addresses his fanbase, a sort of video blog where he asks his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] to be his personal army or to express his hatred about some [[troll]].

This is in contrast to other styles of Chris videos, such as those where he addresses a specific individual (often expecting people to know he's posted a video about them, such as Mike Synder from [[The GAMe PLACe]]) or his music videos.

Occasionally a video is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|dead serious]], and therefore not worthy of a being named a Captain's Log.

==Captain's ''Blog''==
In [[November 2009]], Chris began [[Cwc_blog|maintaining an irregular text blog]] on [[CWCipedia]], featuring updates on the progress of his comic and his quest to turn [[Sonichu]] into the heart of a multimedia empire. He also dubbed this a "Captain's Log" and marked the successive entries with "Stardates". It can be found halfway down the right column of the site's front page (and also at [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log Template:Captain's Log], and he has (so far) maintained [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Blog an archive] of his updates.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZ6ZDp3sYw Star date]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries|Captain's Log]]
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Captain's Log

2010-03-17T10:46:27Z

JamieTyler:

[[Image:Captain's_Log.jpg|thumb|right|To boldly fail like no man has failed before.]]

"'''Captain's Log'''" is [[Chris]]'s usual opening to a video blog, first appearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|24 September 2008 video]]. It comes from popular sci-fi franchise ''Star Trek''. In a typical episode, the captain, commander or other senior crew member would make an entry to log what has happened in the situation prior to the beginning of the episode. Most ''Star Trek'' Captain's Log entries are noticeably void of [[Chris and anger|Tard Rage]].

Sometimes, Chris gives an incorrect date (the date is technically always incorrect since he says "Stardate" and gives a Gregorian Calendar date), or fails to provide a date at all. An example of Chris giving an incorrect date would be many of the entries made in [[July 2009]]. The [[CWCki]] has organized the Captain's Log entries by the date they were uploaded.

Due to his constant usage of the phrase, and the fact that Chris is perhaps the most extreme form of nerd in existence, you could easily assume him to be a Star Trek fan. But strangely enough, his usage of it is not a reference to the franchise.<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_3</ref> Whether he picked it up from any number of the low brow comedies he enjoys (both [[Family Guy]] and [[Futurama]] reference Star Trek to absurd lengths), or simply heard the phrase used once and it stuck with him is a mystery, though it's bizarre he'd so readily use it in almost all his mediums without having even a passing interest in Trek. At least Trek fans can be releaved that he won't be placing Sonichu on the bridge of the Enterprise, or battling vengeful trolls in nebulas.

He was, however, seen purchasing a ''Star Trek'' game as a result of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] competition.

Due to [[stress]] and laziness related to [[Bob Chandler]]'s sudden hospitalization caused by congestive heart failure (or the death of his [[PSEye]]), Chris now released his ''Captain's log'' on [[twitter]] since 01 [[March 2010]].

==Characteristics==
Generally, a Captain's Log video is one in which Chris addresses his fanbase, a sort of video blog where he asks his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] to be his personal army or to express his hatred about some [[troll]].

This is in contrast to other styles of Chris videos, such as those where he addresses a specific individual (often expecting people to know he's posted a video about them, such as Mike Synder from [[The GAMe PLACe]]) or his music videos.

Occasionally a video is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|dead serious]], and therefore not worthy of a being named a Captain's Log.

==Captain's ''Blog''==
In [[November 2009]], Chris began [[Cwc_blog|maintaining an irregular text blog]] on [[CWCipedia]], featuring updates on the progress of his comic and his quest to turn [[Sonichu]] into the heart of a multimedia empire. He also dubbed this a "Captain's Log" and marked the successive entries with "Stardates". It can be found halfway down the right column of the site's front page (and also at [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain%27s_Log Template:Captain's Log], and he has (so far) maintained [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Blog an archive] of his updates.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZ6ZDp3sYw Star date]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries|Captain's Log]]
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Talk:List of Chris's games

2010-02-26T16:22:45Z

JamieTyler: /* Games he didn't include on the list */

==Does Chris really own all these games ?==
Or does he just says to look cool to Miyamoto ?
If he really does own these... Ouch... Ouch on you americans who have to pay for them...
--[[User:Kek7go|Kek7go]]
==To do==
The big thing is see if we could put all of this into one of those nice Wiki lists, so you could just click and it can alphabetize them from A-Z or Z-A, date, system, etc (I know, God only knows why, Chris included things like what system they were for, how many players, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:41, 23 March 2009 (CET)
:Working on that right now. --[[User:APBoy|APBoy]] 21:01, 23 March 2009 (CET)
::Err, good work, but I had something more like the table they use [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Criterion_Collection_DVD_releases here] in mind. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:18, 23 March 2009 (CET)
:::Done. Call me king dipshit of aspie mountain. Do y'all like it better this way? --Dkaien 1:58, 5 September 2009 (Eastern time)
::::Excellent work! --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:45, 5 September 2009 (CEST)

== Useless chatter, but... ==

I died a little inside when I saw that he has Space Channel 5. D: Also, doesn't Enchanted Arms have a gay dude in it? --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 02:35, 12 April 2009 (CEST)
:He has damned Bioshock! Given that he doesn't seem to read anything but Sonic comics and (once upon a time) R.L. Stein, Bioshock should be the most literary thing he's ever experienced. Then again, judging by his reaction to End of Eva, he wouldn't have the slightest clue of what Bioshock was getting at. Sigh... while most of Christian's abject failure at life is darkly humorous, his quasi-functional illiteracy just depresses me. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 04:45, 19 June 2009 (CEST)
::Quasi? The guy is full on functionally illiterate, bordering on plain illiteracy. I would be willing to bet he hasn't read a real book since High School (if then, even).[[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 07:44, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
::To be fair, ''BioShock'' is only "literary" if you bother reading everything and listening to everything. It can easily be completed without really thinking what's going on (of course, far less fun if it's played that way). What I ''really'' want to know is whether he ever got through the sewer in ''Oblivion'' - or [[Sonichu: The Animated Series|was he scared of <del>Silvana</del> <del>Sean Connery</del> Patrick Stewart]]? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:45, 5 September 2009 (CEST)
:::I would also add, as I say, that the main thing you can tell by studying Chris' game collection is that you can't actually tell too much by studying Chris' game collection. He clearly buys a lot of this stuff just for the sake of buying it -- like with his Sega CD hoard, he looks to have stumbled upon a bin full of remaindered games and reflexively scooped up one of everything. Or bought it in one big lot at a flea market or something. --Dkaien 12:57, 5 September 2009 (Eastern time)

==Play completion==

For the PS3 games, could we add a percentage of the total gameplay he experienced? I don't know exactly what you can see through the network, I don't have one... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 21:11, 10 July 2009 (CEST)
:Seconded. It would be quite nice if the guy currently in command of the accountz could share what he could. My curiosity must be sated. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:31, 27 July 2009 (CEST)
::Uh, psn doesn't work that way. You can see what trophy's he has, and download any dlc/ps store games, but in terms of how far into the game he is, you'd need to steal his entire ps3. I would try to give an estimate based on his trophy's, but I was defriend'ed after he got all paranoid. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 01:52, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

==The Guy Game...?==

True fact: The Guy Game was recalled from store shelves. See, it was a vaguely Man-Show-ish trivia game where victory was rewarded with boobs. No surprise, right? Get this: one of the models involved was underage when she posed for the game, thus getting everyone involved right the hell in trouble. True fact: the director of The Guy Game opted to work on The Guy Game instead of Metroid Prime (the first or the second, I forget which). chris is doin' nothin' for his "I'm not a pedofork!" credentials (or at least "I'm not an ephebefork!"). [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:28, 5 October 2009 (CEST)
: To be (slightly) fair to Chris, oblivious as he is he probably missed the controversy surrounding the game. Odds are good he doesn't actually know he's jerking it to a topless 17-year-old. Also, just a side note, Jeff Spangenberg didn't "opt" to leave Retro Studios and the Metroid Prime project. Nintendo paid him an even million dollars to buy out his share of Retro and get rid of him. Which made sense given what he worked on next... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 23:10, 19 October 2009 (CEST)
: True fact: The Guy Game was pulled from shelves after a lawsuit was filed by one of the girls in that game. The girl won and all copies were removed, save for some leftover as "used" copies.True fact: The game was filmed in South Padre Island in the Rio Grande Valley in Texas, where I live (I live in Houston, BTW.) --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 07:44, 14 November 2009 (CET)

== more psn shit ==
[[Talk:PS3]] check it bitches [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:32, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
* Every line of that shit is crazier than the last. My favorite so far: he downloaded a copy of ''A Scanner Darkly''. Somehow I kinda think Philip Dick would fly a few miles over poor Chris's head. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:45, 27 October 2009 (CET)

==Wrestling and Other Sports Games?==

*Does Chris even play pro wrestling and other sports games such as NFL, MLB, NASCAR, Boxing, or even UFC/Cage Fighting games? --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 23:11, 23 November 2009 (CET)
:* Judging by the list (and his PSN downloads and so forth), no. I'm not sure he's ever shown an interest in sports generally. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 01:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)

== Don't be a moof or aloof ==

...as advised in [[Sonichu 10]]. We'd need some analysis and elaboration on how Chris seems to play games that are geared toward younger audiences. It's pretty hard to ''prove'' this, because he's obviously ''bought''a bunch of games that are good for older players, and we only have actual gameplay data from his PS3 trophies. But still, I think he has demonstrated pretty well that he likes kiddie games and may even feel that he's eating the forbidden fruit when he plays ''Brütal Legend''. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:17, 16 December 2009 (CET)
* Yeh, I think you're right on this point, for all that there's only so much hard evidence. The games that he's made the most noise about over the years - Sonic, Pokemon, Animal Crossing - are all fairly casual kids' stuff. It occurs to me that there's probably fodder enough out there for a "Chris and video games" article, something that could cover this subject and a bunch of others. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 16:06, 16 December 2009 (CET)
* I believe you got a point there. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 05:09, 19 December 2009 (CET)

== Minor edit ==

Changed Republican to Democrat in the picture description. Chris started his tugboat during a Republican administration, blaming Democrats would reflect poorly on the intelligence of cwcki editors. Plus my own political bias.

**Is the CWCki really the place for American political faggotry? I'm pretty sure we can do better. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 14:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Is the CWCki really the place to give praise to Chris's enablers?

Chris and video games

2010-02-26T16:21:31Z

JamieTyler: /* What Chris plays */

[[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game once, but it didn't work out all that well.]]
[[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''Spiderman'' says it...]]

[[Chris]] likes '''video games'''. A lot. In fact, Chris may well spend more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his ongoing [[Love Quest|quest]] for a woman who will emerge from the internet and have sex with him. He [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|says]] he spends between two and four hours a day playing games, and that's just what he'll admit to.

Without diving too deep into the amateur psychiatry pool, it's not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal for Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. That's one reason why he has so much trouble dealing with real life — the rules keep changing on him, when he can figure the rules out at all.

In the artificial worlds of Chris's favorite games, the challenges he faces are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to conquer. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. Reality isn't so simple, which is why he spends [[Chris's room|as little time out there]] as possible.

==The early years==
Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He had a Nintendo Entertainment System and a Game Boy before he was eight years old and acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to the [[Sonichu Chronicles]], he's been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis.

His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.

==Chris's game collection==
{{main|List of Chris's video games}}

Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, as a conservative estimate, more than 600 different game titles across 19 different platforms. Sony consoles dominate his collection — counting the games he's downloaded by way of the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings up the rear. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System and ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles don't make up more than 10-15% of Chris's collection.

Chris's violent hatred of the Xbox is well-known, but he likely also owns or at one point owned an original Xbox console; however, it is not known how much he has actually played Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]].

The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he's gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It's possible that he's had to replace a few of the infamously fragile machines, but this could also be an indication that he has bought the systems and games in bundles.

It's impossible to gauge exactly how much money (and [[monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] at that) has been shoveled into the furnace of Chris's game collection. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for — there, the bill is close to $2,500 and surely climbing all the while.

==What Chris plays==
Going on what evidence is available — what he talks about on his websites and YouTube, what his PlayStation Network profile shows the most effort put into, what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around — Chris has fairly childish, "casual" tastes in video games. He puts an enthusiast gamer's level of effort and time into gaming, but he does it playing stuff like Sonic, ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', and other games geared toward a less "hardcore" audience. His favorite racing game, ''Burnout Paradise'', is a straightforward action/arcade-style game. ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' earned a hardcore following with its level editor, but otherwise it's just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements racked up playing simple downloadable demoscene productions. Even his beloved ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brutal Legend]]'' isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned, even if it's an M-rated title full of foul language and heavy metal music.

The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|PlayStation Network downloads]] strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less for the sake of spending it. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for ''Disgaea 3'', a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads.

It's reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or extremely shitty games that are easily picked up for very low remaindered prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for ''Sewer Shark'', except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning.

His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris ''doesn't'' play, though. Outside of the Pokémon series, for instance, he has almost no evident interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like ''Suikoden'' and ''Final Fantasy VII'', are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. (Chris buys those up like penny candy — he's even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games that he already owns physical copies of.) The non-Pokemon and Animal Crossing Nintendo games in his collection, like Metroid Prime and Super Mario World, are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. He also owns almost no sports games. In the [[Mailbag 2|Mailbag]], he once noted that "Sports titles do not really thrill me," although he didn't explain exactly why.

While he sometimes gets tagged with the "weeaboo" label, Chris doesn't appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he's told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (Sonic, Pokémon), the United States (Guitar Hero, Brutal Legend) and Europe (Burnout, LittleBigPlanet). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they're obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe [[Megan Schroeder]] — almost all of them are spinoffs from popular [[anime]], especially magical-girl series like ''Sailor Moon'' and ''Pretty Cure''.

When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''. There's also an arcade in Chris's plans for the [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. However, given Chris's more recent inclination to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, chances are he's not much of an arcade-goer anymore.

==Chris the console warrior==
Chris thinks the perennial "Console Wars" between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious business, and engages them in all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he "just doesn't like" or "doesn't care much for" the Xbox, but most of the time he doesn't spare strong words when describing the vile HEX-BAWX. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the PS3, most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''.

It's hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but a religion is what it is. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the $50 annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or study into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages tend to sound like boilerplate marketing copy (as filtered through the mind of a cave-dwelling autistic, anyway).

==Chris and online gaming==
Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris isn't much for online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he's put hardly any time into multiplayer games.

Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here. Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. Why should this wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games anyhow? Well... that's Chris for you.

Mailbag correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he's wasted on worthless digital trinkets through the PlayStation Network. For all the good it's done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's syndrome]].

==Chris and PC games==
Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he's ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons & Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008.

In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, "I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore." He didn't say why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to "remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''", but later backpedaled and said "I never really heard of that." Exactly what he meant to say in the Mumble chat is unknown.

==Chris the industry insider==
Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He's an avowed reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine, as well as Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly follows the G4 cable network, but he doesn't seem to spend too much of his time actively following more dedicated gaming websites or message boards. He apparently still takes the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a cursory interest in the games business.

==Chris the game designer==
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At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It's telling, however, that nearly all of his "ideas" for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with Megan's quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.

The closest he's gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and we don't actually know what that game is supposed to amount to beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It's entirely possible that Chris doesn't know the answer to that one either.

Chris nevertheless sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial prime time. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.

==Gallery==
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==See also==
* [[PS3]] - Chris's "life upgrade" and current console of choice
* [[Hex Bawx]] - More details on Chris's campaign of irrational hatred
* ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' - The game that ate November 2008, Chris's favorite title of the last few years
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Marvel at the massive waste of taxpayer dollars
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]] - Speaking of taxpayer dollars...

==External links==
* [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Talk:List of Chris's games

2010-02-26T16:08:02Z

JamieTyler: /* Games he didn't include on the list */

Talk:List of Chris's games

2010-02-26T16:06:02Z

JamieTyler:

Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-25T23:19:40Z

JamieTyler: /* Super Mario Bros */

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|nigger]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
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''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This COmedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. While Sonic has fallen into a pit of self-induced shit, Mario still is one of the most popular and beloved video game franchises. However, due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, it's no surprise Chris is not much of a fan. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Krato's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
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==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-25T23:18:00Z

JamieTyler: /* Super Mario Bros */

'''''Attention! This page is under construction! What you see now is a preview of the things to come. You are free to add anything you think is relevant, it will be taken into consideration when the revamping will be finished. For discussion, critique and more info, please see the [[Talk:Things Chris has ripped off|talk page]]. Thank you.'''''

{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|nigger]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
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''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This COmedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. While Sonic has fallen into a pit of self-induced shit, Mario still is one of the most popular and beloved video game franchises. However, due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, that's not a surprise. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Krato's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
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==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-25T23:14:48Z

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'''''Attention! This page is under construction! What you see now is a preview of the things to come. You are free to add anything you think is relevant, it will be taken into consideration when the revamping will be finished. For discussion, critique and more info, please see the [[Talk:Things Chris has ripped off|talk page]]. Thank you.'''''

{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|nigger]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
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''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This COmedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. Due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, that's not a surprise. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Krato's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
<references />

==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-25T23:14:04Z

JamieTyler: /* Movies and TV Shows */

'''''Attention! This page is under construction! What you see now is a preview of the things to come. You are free to add anything you think is relevant, it will be taken into consideration when the revamping will be finished. For discussion, critique and more info, please see the [[Talk:Things Chris has ripped off|talk page]]. Thank you.'''''

{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|nigger]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
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''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculous corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This COmedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. Due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, that's not a surprise. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Krato's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
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==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Talk:Chris and religion

2010-01-26T22:35:10Z

JamieTyler:

==To do==
*Chris's warped version of Christianity (homosexuality = bad, lesbianism = good, sex before marriage = okay).
*his twisted double standard of morality (anyone else lies = "vicious lies and slander", Chris outright lies = "half-truths"; also how Adam Stackhouse cheating = bad, Chris cheating = okay).
*God's influence on his dreams
*how Chris is guilty of all seven deadly sins

==God is a Troll==

If we assume God exists and it was God who talked to Chris could it be argued that God is trolling chris as well?

==Split==
I'll entertain the motion of splitting off GodJesus into its own page, since Chris has invoked God specifically in much of his work, which can be considered a separate thing to how Chris views religion, in addition to GodJesus being in the comic and a popular meme amongst trolls. We can document all the times Chris has invoked GodJesus in various media.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:07, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

I guess go on. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 11:11, 3 September 2009 (CEST)

That could actually be really funny, thinking about it. Go for it! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:36, 30 October 2009 (CET)

Sounds like a good plan. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 23:55, 3 December 2009 (CET)

==The Seven Deadly Sins==
The seven deadly sins aren't really 7 specific sins so much as seven categories that cover all sins. In other words, every wrongdoing is motivated, in one way or another By Greed, Sloth, Lust, Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, or Envy. So whether it's lying to save face (pride) raging against guys with girlfriends (Wrath, Lust, Envy) or basically anything else Chris does at all, it all goes back to one of the deadly sins.

That said, I doubt there's any need to actually include that in the article. Making this whole paragraph moot, I guess. whatever.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:38, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

:Apparently someone doesn't like the Seven Deadly sins portion of this page much at all. Does the article really need it? I mean, all it does it repeat the point that Chris wallows in wrongdoing. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:20, 19 November 2009 (CET)

===10 Commandments===
Now that's better. I'm half-tempted to delete the 7 deadly sins part completely now that we have this. To whoever wrote it, you're awesome. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 11 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks. :^D [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 06:04, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Possession?==

christfag here i believe chris might be possessed or demonically oppressed having cast demons out of people before he acts very similar to them [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:31, 20 November 2009 (CET)

of course if this is true and if some one at his church has half a brain and recognizes this expect the saga to be over very quickly
(this is just a theory after all) [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 17:36, 20 November 2009 (CET)

:I'm also a Christian, but I really don't think there's much evidence here for demonic possession. Chris strikes me as just a terrible person on the whole, not a terrible person the devil is controlling.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)

::The devil is wasting his time if he's controlling Chris. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 18:54, 20 November 2009 (CET)

but if he is truly born again then he can't be possessed only oppressed [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 15:32, 21 November 2009 (CET)

the only reason i started thinking about this was when in one of the many chats he mentions how he hears things like "chris is gay" [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 04:16, 22 November 2009 (CET)

==Other Religions?==

Should we document Chris's opinions on religions other than his own? Unfortunately, there's not much to go by, save a few Mumble chats and recent mailbag responses, but he seems tolerant of other people's beliefs (although this could be attributed to his willing ignorance of everything outside Virginia). --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:00, 4 December 2009 (CET)

Thanks, Dkaien. --[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 21:35, 4 December 2009 (CET)
:*That's definitely going to be hard since Chris is unfamiliar with any non-Christian religion. Hell, he doesn't really know the difference between Catholics and Protestants. {{unsigned|AntonImausMk2}}

Chris said in [[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|the mailbag]] that he agrees with all of Fred Nile's views, and Fred Nile is apparently quite anti-Muslim. Make of that what you will. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 07:51, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Source? ==

Has Chris ever actually been asked why he believes that there is pain and suffering if there is a loving God? The page suggests he has, but I can't find any source for it. --[[User:Mekka|Mekka]] 03:22, 15 December 2009 (CET)

== Reincarnation ==

[[Mailbag 21#Chris gets a call from the doctor|Right here]].

Chris's religion is now basically just a mishmash of every faith he's ever heard of, with a good helping of shit he just plain made up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:20, 21 December 2009 (CET)

== Afterlife ==

So I wrote a little bit about Chris's stance on the hereafter, and how it really doesn't have anything in common with Christianity. I just kinda tacked it onto the end of GodJesus, because I couldn't really think of anywhere else it would fit properly.

Pretty much the entire idea of Christianity is that Jesus saves, and that it's impossible to save ourselves no matter how many good deeds we do. It's weird, considering he bases so much of his identity on it, but Chris really isn't a Christian at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:26, 3 January 2010 (CET)

I think it's possible that he actually doesn't give a damn about Christianity; and that he follows it for his own personal gain. If he ignores most of what Christians believe, and how he's selfish as fuck when it comes to referencing GODJEBUS (Like that time he mentioned how God would send the trolls to hell if they didn't listen to him, for example) then I would assume that Chris really doesn't care much

== Issue 10 page 48 ==

So, we have a hedgehog kneeling in prayer before some sort of altar, a stone rolling away from a tomb by itself, and hyper Sonichu, in a church window, assuming the pose Christ had when he died on the cross. Chris just made Jesus Christ an orange Homophobic hedgehog. I'll try and add this to the main article when I'm done raging, because honestly, this is blasphemy on levels I didn't think Chris was capable of.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:53, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I just saw this and... like they say: you think you've seen Chris hit the lowest, then he ends up outdoing himself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:11, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
** The worst part is that that page is stained with something-or-other. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:08, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
** I added a bit about Sonichu's apparent new Messianic role, feel free to add/edit/delete if you think it sucks, as up to this point my edits have been mostly minor typo corrections [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 12:02, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
***You done good Magic8Ball. You done good.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:08, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

== Satanism Comparison? ==

Or would Chris the Shaman cover most of the satanic-like things he's done, especially that fucked up attempt to brainwash us into hating Asperchu instead of Sonichu? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:51, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Please remember that we are talking about Chris here. He's pulling tons of stuff out without a hint of afterthought. At worst, he will ask pardon to GosJesus and everything will be well since he's forgiven. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 01:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::I think Chris the shaman covers it well enough. Also, the whole Backmasking thing was really more of a failed attempt at a subliminal message than a cry to Satan.
:::Of course, we should still call it a satanic message because that's funnier.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:15, 23 January 2010 (UTC)

==Works or Faith==

To be accurate, the Bible is pretty contradictory on faith saving you alone or the works saving you, and many Christians believe the concept of faith alone to be Satanic. So maybe the Christians Chris is around believe that. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 22:35, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Monthly tugboat

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==To do==
*Chris's references to his monthly tugboat (see Smithey e-mails and Miyamoto e-mails).

----

Random Thought: Since Chris gets paid from welfare out of our pockets, are we not paying for him entertaining us? It seems like a fair exchange for me. If anything, Chris should be thanking us (and everyone else who is an USAfag and pays taxes) for keeping him and his creepy obsessions alive. Since I have to pay for him, I want to get every cent worth from this lolcow. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:33, 12 May 2009 (CEST)

==Disambiguation==
'Monthly Tugboat' shoud just contain the definition and the times he's used the word, we shoud create another page titled 'Chris and Money' --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:38, 20 May 2009 (CEST)

I liek both the above ideas. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 17:22, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

==$800,$750?==

I've noticed that some pages say that his tugboat is $750 and others saying that it's $800. Does anyone have evidence to show which value it is?([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 19:25, 21 July 2009 (CEST))
*The thing is, Chris has said about three different values. I believe he's said "$800" so let's try and find a citation for that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 21 July 2009 (CEST)

==State or federal?==
Is the welfare program chris leeches off of paid for by all taxpayers or just the ones in virginia? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 21:18, 28 September 2009 (CEST)
*It's social security. So it's federal. And it is somehow arranged through Bob's SSN. Details as to how this works exactly are fuzzy. But it isn't typical state welfare. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:01, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

== On Advice of Bob? ==

Is there a source of where this came from? If it came from Chris I feel it may be a point to make that this may be Chris' point of view on the matter and may not reflect the truth. --[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 12:14, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== This is bullshit ==

As an American citizen who has a job (albeit a crappy job, but it's still a job) I feel cheated that some of my money may potentially be going to this manchild, not to mention I think it would be lulzy to see Chris lose everything.

Who would I go about contacting to get a re-evaluation of Chris's condition as relating to his monthly disability checks? I'm not denying that he has problems (as that should be very obvious), but I think that he is highly-functioning enough for wellfare to be unwarranted (he likely put that his autism hampers his social skills and thus renders him unfit for work, his large Internet presence is proof enough that this is bullshit).

The only record of his autism is that 2004 paper which, for reasons as mentioned in it's article is not really a good analysis of Chris's condition, so if they decide to investigate it would be most likely mandantory for them to get a fresh opinion. Also, this page (which will eventually surface in any search of CWC, most likely Chris will mention it himself) shows all the money wasted by Chris, and is damning evidence IMO (though CWCki being a semi-biased third-party, there will be concerns about legitimacy, and obviously Chris will decry "HACKERS").

There would also be concerns from the CWCkians that even if Chris were to fail a reevaluation and be forced to look for jobs, that he could simply say no one will hire him and get unemployment without actually trying to apply. I would think, however, that the Virginia employment commission would keep tabs on his case, and contact the employers for their confirmation of their refusal to hire Chris (I live in Texas and have been through 2 jobs, the workforce here DOES keep tabs on you like that. In my case it wasn't about abusing the system, but just confirming that I found another employer (whom they had previously called unbeknownst to me), so I'm basing my assumption of how the system works off of this experience).

Another underlying theme I'm getting from the article and the comments (though I may be fucking up the context) is that the arrangement Chris has now may not be 100% legal, which could lead to extra lulz.

Also, the 9/11 videos would maybe show that Chris has no respect for the government and only exists to exploit it.

I am serious about doing this as not only would this potentially direct my tax money to someone who needs it (or another leech amirite :P ) but it would also be a welcome kick into reality for Chris. The only problem is that I don't know exactly who to contact, should I write to my Congressman, to the Social Security Administration, or to the Virginia Employment Commission directly?

I apologize if this has been asked before, I'm a n00b plus I haven't seen anything about it here.

tl;dr: hey guyz, let's sink Chris's tugboat :3 [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:32, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
* From what I've understood, other people have tried to get the State to get Chris's tugboat revoked and have failed. Apparently, the state doesn't care about Chris blowing our hard earned money.
: Trust me, as a citizen of the same state Chris lives in, I'd love to see him go down HARD, but... --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:46, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

* That sucks! >_< I'm going to try anyway though. Even if it ends in failure like all the rest, I can at least say that I tried instead of idly paying for Chris's blowup dolls and video games. I will contact all three of the things I listed (Congress, the SSA, the VEC), and hopefully one of them will maybe turn an eye towards this. [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:53, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Go ahead and take your shot. There's nothing to lose here except Chris's check. On the other side, Please note that you are not going against a single diagnostic (the '04 papers) but every public official, including teachers, who have dealt with Chris in the past. This will also includes bureaucracy inertia who prefer to be lazily wrong than taking steps to makes things right. I have my personal take on this; Chris is taking "blood" money? This makes this site moral. I will never laugh at a mentally deficient person working a menial job because that person is carrying his own weight. Chris on the other side... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:42, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

You tea party kids can very well try, but I doubt you're going to fulfill your fantasy and get someone kicked off of state assistance. When you have affidavits on your side, it's quite difficult to get them rescinded. But by all means, try. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 10:01, 14 January 2010 (UTC)