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List of Chris's games

2012-03-21T23:37:41Z

JarlaxleArtemis: /* Game Boy */

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[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game (almost), every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
In early August 2010, according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total. All but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local GameStop to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, Gamecube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In October 2010, Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in Charlottesville, and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a True and Honest certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. If you live in [[Charlottesville, VA]] you can head down to [[Snooky's Pawn Shop]] and pick up your very own piece of Chris-chan memorabilia, and the best part is, Chris probably got paid less than a dollar each for his games.
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==The Games==
===Nintendo===
====Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.{{cite}}
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash{{cite}}.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Chris and english|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|There were three GB ''TMNT'' games; it's not clear which one this is.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Nintendo 64 (N64)====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy Color (GBC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|
|}
====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''BMX XXX
|Acclaim
|Probably bought for [[Mass debating]] purposes.
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle]]d Edition
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Nintendo DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Nintendo/Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo/Sega
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|Wayforward
|
|-
|''Frogger 3d
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]]
|-

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}
====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Twinsanity]]
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Beatles: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai/Namco
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: Helmet Chaos
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Modnation Racers Roadtrip
|Sony
|
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|
|-
|''Plants vs Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox Studios
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]], making it possible that he owned one.<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref>
====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham Games
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Ohio trip

2012-01-01T04:19:26Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

{{quote|"There was this one time where I actually thought [a troll] was a woman, and I actually drove a whole, a whole, a whole day's worth back and forth, almost 24 hours, from my house to Cleveland, Ohio, where it turned out that was, that was, that was a bad lead.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>
}}
[[File:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|Receipts from his trip to [[Wikipedia:Ohio|Ohio]] in search of [[Julie]] show that he specifically orders his fast-food hamburgers without [[pickle]]s.]]

The '''Ohio Trip''' was an 800+ mile round-trip car-ride that Chris took from [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]] to Cleveland, Ohio. Chris took the trip on 24 [[February 2009]], under the false pretense that [[Julie]] had been kidnapped and he needed to rescue her.

==Lead up==
During a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 February 2009, Julie first asked Chris if he would come visit her in Ohio. He responded by asking that she come to his house, saying he isn't comfortable traveling long distances, especially by himself.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> Over the next ten days, Chris would change his mind and agree to visit, before backing out again, and then agreeing he would start setting aside money for an eventual trip within the next couple of months, though he might bring his mother along. Julie tried to dissuade him from bringing his mom saying "I was thinking that when you get here...[[sex|you know]]."<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]</ref>

During another chat on 22 February, Chris stated that he would "feel at unease if I made the trip without the emotional support of my family". He wanted to have Julie talk to his parents in order to win over their emotional support. Julie replied by saying she was beginning to suspect Chris didn't want to see her. Chris stated his [[mom]] was paranoid for his safety, and she suspected Julie might be a police officer posing as an underaged girl.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref> The next day, Chris reiterated that Barb was still against him going to Ohio. Chris started looking within his church congregation for a different escort for the trip, and suggested [[Rocky]] might be up for it.<ref name="skype12">[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref>

Things took a quick turn later that day when [[Max]] informed Chris that Julie had been taken ransom by himself and [[Clyde Cash]]. He stated that he would give Chris five days to come to Ohio and rescue her.<ref name="skype12" /> Unsure on what to do Chris turned to [[trolls|fans]] in a mumble chat for advice. He stated that he still felt insecure about going there against his parent's wishes. Members of the chat persuaded Chris to be proactive, and convinced him it wasn't a "To Catch a Predator" sting. Chris stated he was going to talk to his mother and put his foot down.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>

The next day (which happened to be his 27th [[birthday]]) Chris went to his [[Aunt Corina]]'s funeral, where he said the spirits of his ancestors wished him a Safe Trip to Ohio.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> That night Chris sent the following email to Clyde Cash:

"I have NOT failed you, sir, as a matter of fact, I am coming to Cleaveland [sic] tomorrow; I am preparing for my journey, my mind is set, and I have the support of [[God]], my relatives and my friends. So quit trying to scare me, because it is NOT working; tomorrow morning, I am coming to Cleaveland [sic], Ohio for Julie."<ref name="clydeemails">[[Clyde E-mails]]</ref>

==The trip==
Chris left at 5:30 the next morning without informing his parents. He left a note for them to read when they woke up, along with a map of his planned trip.<ref name="jackieemails6">[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> After Chris's parents saw the note they called the police, and filed a missing persons report.<ref name="jackieemails6" /> According to [[Bob]], Chris had never driven over fifty miles out of town before. Bob and Barb worried that Chris would get killed.<ref name="emilydate">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

Chris traveled on to Interstate 81, where he took the Pennsylvania Turnpike to the Ohio Turnpike... and locked himself out of [[Son-Chu|his car]]. Workers at a nearby toll booth got AAA Road Assistance to help him get back in to the car.<ref name="emilydate" />

Chris had taken $50 ($40 of which he had got the previous day for his birthday) with him. He found out this would not be enough cash when he was faced with $11 tolls (according to Bob, Chris had never been on a toll road before), starting in Breezewood, Pennsylvania.<ref name="emilydate" /> At around 4:30 that afternoon he stopped in Streetsboro, Ohio to spend money on food and gas. He purchased $11.68 worth of gas from Sheetz, and got a small Hamburger with mayonnaise, and a Lemonberry Slushie from [[Sonic]].<ref>[[:File:Nnocac.jpg]]</ref> According to Chris the slushie was made with real fruit, and
had two lemon wedges in it.<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]</ref>

When he got just outside of Cleveland he called his parents.<ref name="emilydate" /> Upon arriving at the address he was given, Chris found a run-down old house with an elderly woman residing in it. The woman, nor anyone else he asked in the neighborhood, had heard of Julie or Max.<ref name="clydeemails" /> Chris turned around and headed back to Ruckersville. He arrived back home at 3:00 in the morning.<ref name="emilydate" />

==Aftermath==
Despite being duped by trolls, Chris saw the trip as a positive experience. In an email to Clyde Cash,<ref name="clydeemails" /> Chris stated,
{{EmailReply|
"I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max.

Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views. :)"}}

Chris's parents did not share the same positive opinion of the trip, and told him if he travels at all after the trip to Cleveland, he would not be allowed back into his home, and will be left homeless or even worse.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 13]]</ref>

==References==
<references/>

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2011-12-23T23:09:10Z

JarlaxleArtemis: I think it would make more sense to have "Ohio" redirect to the article about Chris's trip there

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| '''The places of Chris's life'''
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'''[[Chris's homes]]:'''
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Surrywood Subdivision]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Newberry Towne Subdivision]] |
[[14 Branchland Court]] ([[Chris's room]] | [[Chris's kitchen]])

'''[[Chris's education]]:'''
[[Chris's education#Greene County Primary School|Greene County Primary School]] |
[[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] |
[[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|Providence Middle School]] |
[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] |
[[Manchester High School]] |
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ''(not to be confused with [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]])''

'''[[Chris and religion|Chris's churches]]:'''
[[Grace Baptist Church]] |
[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]

'''[[Chris's resume|Chris's jobs]]:'''
[[Cutco|Cutco Cutlery]] |
[[Wendy's]] |
[[Chris's resume#Experience|Books-a-million]] |
[[Chris's resume#Experience|Toys “R” Us]] |
[[The GAMe PLACe]] |
[[Chris's room|C.W.C. Comics]]

'''[[Attraction locations]]:'''
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] |
[[University of Virginia]] |
[[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] ([[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Abercrombie & Fitch]]) ([[Chick-fil-A]]) ([[Anna|Pac Sun]]) ([[Hanna|Starbucks]]) |
[[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] ([[McDonald's]]) |
[[Get-Tar Region|Target]] |
[[The GAMe PLACe]] |
[[Chris's room]]

'''Other places Chris visited:'''
[[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Anime Mid-Atlantic]] |
[[Best Buy]] |
[[Country Cookin]] |
[[Li'l Chris|"Create-a-Crear Workshop"]] |
[[Fridays After Five]] |
[[GameStop]] |
[[Golden Corral]] |
[[McIntire Park]] |
[[Chloe|Taco Bell]] |
[[Burger King]]

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'''Cities of the [[Virginia (state)|World]]:'''
[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Albemarle County, VA]] |
[[Charlottesville, VA]] |
[[Robert Simmons V|Clarksville, VA]] |
[[Chris's education#Greene County Primary School|Greene County, VA]] |
[[Chris's education#James Madison University|Harrisonburg, VA]] |
[[Manchester High School|Midlothian, VA]] |
[[Chris's homes#Richmond|Richmond, VA]] |
[[Ruckersville, VA]] |
[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Standardsville, VA]]

'''Countries of the World:'''
[[Molvanîa]] |
[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]] |
[[Ohio trip|Ohio]]

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Rocky Shoemaker call

2011-12-11T20:14:33Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

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On December 8, 2011, a troll called [[Rocky Shoemaker]] and pretended to be a court-appointed psychiatrist, "Dr. Perron." In the process, "Perron" managed to get a variety of details about the Chandlers' living conditions from her.

It is revealed that there is a severe bug infestation at [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]], which might explain why he was "[[Voicemail greeting#6 December 2011|sick]]". The call also reveals that [[Bob]] was originally hospitalized and quarantined for "bug bites" before he died. Doctor Perron advises Ms. Shoemaker to convince Barb and Chris to move out of the property whilst the trial goes on and that perhaps Ms. Shoemaker could find them a temporary home within the church outreach program whilst Doctor Perron arranges a fumigation of the property.

The call is available at [http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?s1o5yaa51ga7lpc].

== Transcript ==

(Phone ringing)

Shoemaker: Hello?

Doctor Perron: Good afternoon, uh, is this, uh, Ms. Shoemaker?

Shoemaker: I...I beg your pardon?

Doctor Perron: Uh, is this, uh, Ms. or Mrs., uh, Shoemaker?

Shoemaker: Yes.

Doctor Perron: Uh, thank you. Um, yes, uh, I, my name is, uh, Dr. Perron. I was appointed by the court to, uh, give an assessment of Chris' mental health. Have you been aware of all...any of this?

Shoemaker: Uh, no, I don't have any authorization to talk to anybody about this.

Doctor Perron: Oh, well, he suggested that we give you a call. You've been his pastoral counselor for some time.

Shoemaker: Yeah, but I would have to see something in writing, uh, simply because I have been getting a lot of [[Prank calls|unauthorized phone calls]].

Doctor Perron: From the court, or from this office?

Shoemaker: From, from, from...people claiming to be part of all this.

Doctor Perron: Well, um...sorry...did you say, did you say that...

Shoemaker: So...

Doctor Perron: ...did you say that you have recieved a call from this number before? Because, I did ask my secretary to try and reach you if she could. But that may have been her.

Shoemaker: I, I, I don't, I, I, I...your number is listed as unknown, so I have no idea what your number is.

Doctor Perron: Oh, well, I'm calling from virginia. Um, oh...*sigh*...well, uh, I suppose if there are security purposes...

Shoemaker: If you could...if you could fax an authorization, I'd be very happy to talk with you.

Doctor Perron: Certainly, do you have a fax number?

Shoemaker: Or if you could, or if you could, or if you could go through, uh, the lawyer, Robert Bell, uh, he would certainly authorize it.

Doctor Perron: Well, I've already spoken to Mr. Bell, and he's, uh, he gave me a list of numbers, of people that Christian recommended that we should get in touch with to, uh, come through some kind of assessment process, and uh, you're on top of the list.

Shoemaker: Okay...

Doctor Perron: Have you spoken with...

Shoemaker: That, that, that would be, that would be fine...I, I would just either have to have something in writing or I'd have to hear something from Mr. Bell himself. And that's just to protect Christian, um, because I've had police reports filed over the past two years around all of this, because of misuse of my phone.

Doctor Perron: Well, uh, yes, I was...I was made aware of everything that had been happening. Uh...

Shoemaker: Yeah.

Doctor Perron: What if this was previous to the, uh, to the current case?

Shoemaker: Yeah, yeah. I could understand that.

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: Uh...

Doctor Perron: This is what we were trying to do. We were attempting to get a kind of, uh, historical perspective on everything that had been going on. But, um, It's been very difficult, uh...

Shoemaker: Right. That makes perfect sense and I would be very happy to help with it. But, I, I do need to have some authorization.

Doctor Perron: Well, uh, I shall be meeting with Christian in uh, in, uh, Branchland Court uh, on the...hold on a second...either the tenth or the eleventh...hold on...

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: Oh, yes, it would be the tenth. Uh, yeah, so we should be up there on the tenth. Uh, eleven o'clock in the morning? Uh, we just wanted to meet with Christian...

Shoemaker: Uh-huh.

Doctor Perron: ...um, I suppose, if you wanted to, uh, to have some kind of introduction, face to face, I assume Mr. Bell will be there as well, I suppose if you want to come along to that.

Shoemaker: That, that, that would be fine. This is on the tenth, that is...

Doctor Perron: On Saturday.

Shoemaker: What day of the week is...pardon?

Doctor Perron: That would be on Saturday.

Shoemaker: Uh, day after tomorrow.

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: At what time?

Doctor Perron: Uh, is it, uh, ten or...hold on a second...yes, it was eleven o'clock. In the morning.

Shoemaker: Eleven o'clock?

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: Uh-huh. I...

Doctor Perron: I assume...

Shoemaker: I...I could do that at eleven.

Doctor Perron: All right, I assume you know the way down there. *chuckle*

Shoemaker: Uh, this is...would be in Mr. Bell's office?

Doctor Perron: No, this would be in, uh...Christian's home, uh...

Shoemaker: Where?

Doctor Perron: ...Christian's home, on uh, 14 Branchland Court. He, uh, well I don't know, he, uh, requested that we, uh, liaise there and, uh, Mr. Bell seems to have gone along with it. It's, uh, a little unorthodox, but uh, we wouldn't mind seeing him inside his, uh...inside his home. To get a kind of sense of everything that had been going on...from him and his mother as well.

Shoemaker: Where...okay, uh...let me write down the, the address again.

Doctor Perron: It's, uh, 14 Branchland Court. It's, uh, Christian's home address.

Shoemaker: Oh! He is meeting you at his home?

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: Um...hm!

Doctor Perron: Like I said, it was a little unorthodox...

Shoemaker: That, that...it, it...it not only would be unorthodox but I think you'll have a very difficult time work...getting anything done in that home...

Doctor Perron: Well, how...

Shoemaker: ...simply because...um...w-uh, because, I, of things I know about the conditions of the home. Uh...

Doctor Perron: Well, this is...

Shoemaker: That is, is not...(man in background mumbling "not okay") it's not going to be a good place to meet.

Doctor Perron: Well, they...this is again, why...

Shoemaker: Um...

Doctor Perron: Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with even, uh, seeing the address itself, to get another kind of understanding of the perspective from, uh, Christian's angle. Um...

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: At least, at least that was, the uh, the silver cloud of the lining that I was taking away from it. Um, like I said, it is rather unorthodox, but Christian requested it. And, uh, it may be, uh...prudent, I think...

Shoemaker: They...they, um, are having an infestation problem in that home.

Doctor Perron: Oh, really?

Shoemaker: And, yeah. And, and, the health department has already visited there, and...

Doctor Perron: Oh, my goodness.

Shoemaker: It...would probably not be a real wise place for you to go.

Doctor Perron: Are they still, are they still living there, or have they taken up alternate accommodation? Because, according to, uh, Mr. Bell and Christian, they were still living there....

Shoemaker: No. Yeah, they are still living there.

Doctor Perron: With an infestation, in Christian's condition?

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm!

Doctor Perron: Well, that shouldn't...that shouldn't be at all.

Shoemaker: Uh, no. No it shouldn't, and, uh, the social services and the health department have, have been a part of that.

Doctor Perron: Have you, have you spoken with social services yourself? Because we uh, we've yet to speak with him.

Shoemaker: I, I have not...uh, I have spoken with health department people.

Doctor Perron: Yes. I, I understood that you were sort of, um, uh, a personal assistant almost, and uh, as well as a counselor to Christian, you've accompanied him to several things before, so...

Shoemaker: Yes. Yes. Yes I have.

Doctor Perron: Mm.

Shoemaker: Absolutely, and I will be very happy to, to assist in, in whatever way I can.

Doctor Perron: I'm, I...I'm not happy to hear about this infestation problem, uh, especially with Christian the way he is. Is there, is there any chance you could, uh, sort out some kind of alternate accommodation? Do you, have that kind of services at your disposal?

Shoemaker: Um...certainly you could meet at the church.

Doctor Perron: No, I meant...for actual accommodation for Christian.

Shoemaker: Oh, uh...that...that, that has to be, has to be handled through...uh...he's, he's not requesting anything alter-alternate. And any decisions like that have to come through social services, and that has been a long history as well.

Doctor Perron: That's-that's...that's why I was recommending...perhaps, if you had a sort of, um, a sort of church outreach program where you could offer temporary accommodation just until the trial's finished with, maybe Christian would be willing to go along with that. 'Cause, I, um...I understand that he doesn't want to move from his residence, but I also understand the infestation's a very bad thing at the moment. Especially with everything that's going on, so...we might want to recommend something that...

Shoemaker: Uh, well, this has been, has been, has been a situation ongoing over...many months. And, um, uh, Christian, Christian seems to feel that he has stayed away from it. Uh, but that requires him to stay just in one room...

Doctor Perron: The infestation.

Shoemaker: Um...and, uh, heal-health services have, have talked with the family. Uh, so, it-it simply, uh, we have, we have always met with the family at the church or at the lawyer's, or with Christian somewhere wi-...in town. They have never wanted us to come to the house...

Doctor Perron: No, I can't understand...

Shoemaker: And...and, uh, I-I don't think Christian would be comfortable with me coming there.

Doctor Perron: Well, he-he did request, well I, I assume he requested that you would be there as well, but he did ask me to come down there to the residence. I don't really know what that's about now, or if Mr. Bell's going to be there or not.

Shoemaker: Yeah...uh, I, I would...

Doctor Perron: Personally, personally...

Shoemaker: I would be happy to talk with him...

Doctor Perron: Personally, I have no problem going down there myself...

Shoemaker: ...and, and see if I can...pardon?

Doctor Perron: I said, personally I have no problem going down there myself, I'm sure, I've seen far worse places...whatever kind of, infestations are going on. Um, but I was kind of hoping that we could have counted on your support to come along. If only, to sort of...

Shoemaker: Um...

Doctor Perron: ...to sort of handle the introductions in a personal way, with someone that Christian already knows.

Shoemaker: Mm...yeah. Uh...let me, let me talk with Christian and see if the same thing could be done at the church.

Doctor Perron: All right. I'll tell you what, I'll uh...I'll ask my secretary to give you a call back, and we'll try and go from there.

Shoemaker: Okay.

Doctor Perron: All right, should be about...in an hour or two.

Shoemaker: Okay...

Doctor Perron: I've got to, uh...

Shoemaker: Can I have your name again, please?

Doctor Perron: Uh, this is Dr. Perron. P-E-double R-O-N.

Shoemaker: ....Doctor...Perron?

Doctor Perron: P-Perron. P-E-double R-O-N.

Shoemaker: Uh-huh.

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: Okay, and...

Doctor Perron: I'm all set to give you a call back, and hopefully we can figure out what's going on before, uh, before Saturday.

Shoemaker: Yeah, yeah, uh....let me, let me call Christian and, and see...I-I just...I would have, working on a...on a family systems and on a pastoral counseling psychological basis...

Doctor Perron: Right.

Shoemaker: I-I would not think that that would be a good place to do the interview. Uh, they're going to be defensive. They're going to be trying to...

Doctor Perron: Christian...

Shoemaker: ...protect you from...

Doctor Perron: Yes...

Shoemaker: ...uh, the nurses that went out there found that a very difficult place to try to work with them.

Doctor Perron: Well, even so...

Shoemaker: Um...

Doctor Perron: It...it would make sense though, in order to just, to gain that kind of persepective and see things from Christian's angle a little more. I-I-I do understand what you're saying about trying to put it in a, uh, a neutral environment, but, uh...I'm not too sure now. I wasn't aware that it's as bad as you say it was.

Shoemaker: I have not been there, and I do not know...

Doctor Perron: Oh.

Shoemaker: But...um, except from what the nurses have said.

Doctor Perron: Uh, which nurses were these?

Shoemaker: Public health...nurses.

Doctor Perron: And how long ago was that? Was that...was that fairly recent?

Shoemaker: That, that was, uh...around the time of his father's death, his father's death. They were out there because of...

Doctor Perron: I have no idea...

Shoemaker: ...paitent discharge procedures and such...

Doctor Perron: All that would have been about, um two or three months ago, I think. So yes, that is recent.

Shoemaker: And, and, he was...he was, while he was in the hospital, under quarantine because of it.

Doctor Perron: Christian was?

Shoemaker: No, Christian's father.

Doctor Perron: Oh, oh. So he, he's, he contracted something from the...from the infestation?

Shoemaker: He, he had...had, bug bites all over him.

Doctor Perron: Oh, gee. Good God. Well that's...all right, uh, Miss, uh Mis-is it Miss or Mrs. Shoemaker?

Shoemaker: M-M-Miss Shoemaker.

Doctor Perron: Miss Shoemaker.

Shoemaker: Miss Shoemaker.

Doctor Perron: Um, I, I...

Shoemaker: It's Reverend Shoemaker, actually.

Doctor Perron: I'm sorry?

Shoemaker: I-I said actually, I-I...officially, it's Reverend Shoemaker.

Doctor Perron: Oh, rev-I didn't realize. Okay, um...all right, I think the best way to proceed, if you could, um, if you could speak with your church outreach group, if you could find some kind of temporary accommodation for Christian and his mother...uh, just until the, uh, the court case is over...we can, perhaps, see if we can get the state to fund a cleanup or something in the process. Because that's quite horrendous. And I think we can do something about it. We should...so, if you could find some kind of temporary accommodation for them, uh...

Shoemaker: Um...

Doctor Perron: ...preferably within the church, because I can understand they wouldn't want to go with, uh, outside strangers...uh, I quite understand.

Shoemaker: I...really doubt that they would receive that offer at all. They have not, they have not received help from social services.

Doctor Perron: Well, you could understand why it would be in Christian's best interest if you could do that, because if he was to go to the court and if they were to present an assessment with, that he was living in such conditions along with his mother...then it would not fare well at all...

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: ...and they would perhaps be completely evicted from the property. And that wouldn't be in their interests even in the least.

Shoemaker: Yeah. Um...

Doctor Perron: I'm not, I'm not asking you to do this, but I-I think it would be a, uh, wise thing to do.

Shoemaker: I-I-I can see, I can see your point and I'll certainly talk with Mr. Bell, about...

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: ...about whether he would rather see Christian in such a situation. Um...

Doctor Perron: It, it, i-i-it wouldn't be permanent, it would only have to be temporary, just until the trial is, uh, done with and we could perhaps fund a, cleanup, while they were in there, they wouldn't have to end up back for that...

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: So, perhaps we could do that.

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: Anyway, I do have to be going off, but if you could call this week with Christian, and I'll try to have somebody, uh, or possibly myself calling back in about, uh...two hours. Okay?

Shoemaker: About...how many hours?

Doctor Perron: About, uh, two hours.

Shoemaker: About two hours...from now?

Doctor Perron: Yes, uh, are you going to be there? (unintelligible)

Shoemaker: Uh, yeah, yeah. I'll be up until eleven, so yes.

Doctor Perron: Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry 'bout that. Um...all right, I've got to be getting off, but thank you very much for speaking.

Shoemaker: Okay.

Doctor Perron: Okay, thank you. Goodbye.

(Skype hangup sound.)

Doctor Perron: God, damn. *sighs* I was not expecting ANY of that. (typing)

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Rocky Shoemaker call

2011-12-11T20:13:28Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

{{delete|speedy|this isn't supposed to be here yet}}
On December 8, 2011, a troll called [[Rocky Shoemaker]] and pretended to be a court-appointed psychiatrist, "Dr. Perron." In the process, "Perron" managed to get a variety of details about the Chandlers' living conditions from her.

It is revealed that there is a severe bug infestation at [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's home]], which might explain why he was "[[Voicemail greeting#6 December 2011|sick]]". The call also reveals that [[Bob]] was originally hospitalized and quarantined for "bug bites" before he died. Doctor Perron advises Ms. Shoemaker to convince Barb and Chris to move out of the property whilst the trial goes on and that perhaps Ms. Shoemaker could find them a temporary home within the church outreach program whilst Doctor Perron arranges a fumigation of the property.

The call is available at [http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?s1o5yaa51ga7lpc].

== Transcript ==

(Phone ringing)

Shoemaker: Hello?

Doctor Perron: Good afternoon, uh, is this, uh, Ms. Shoemaker?

Shoemaker: I...I beg your pardon?

Doctor Perron: Uh, is this, uh, Ms. or Mrs., uh, Shoemaker?

Shoemaker: Yes.

Doctor Perron: Uh, thank you. Um, yes, uh, I, my name is, uh, Dr. Perron. I was appointed by the court to, uh, give an assessment of Chris' mental health. Have you been aware of all...any of this?

Shoemaker: Uh, no, I don't have any authorization to talk to anybody about this.

Doctor Perron: Oh, well, he suggested that we give you a call. You've been his pastoral counselor for some time.

Shoemaker: Yeah, but I would have to see something in writing, uh, simply because I have been getting a lot of [[Prank calls|unauthorized phone calls]].

Doctor Perron: From the court, or from this office?

Shoemaker: From, from, from...people claiming to be part of all this.

Doctor Perron: Well, um...sorry...did you say, did you say that...

Shoemaker: So...

Doctor Perron: ...did you say that you have recieved a call from this number before? Because, I did ask my secretary to try and reach you if she could. But that may have been her.

Shoemaker: I, I, I don't, I, I, I...your number is listed as unknown, so I have no idea what your number is.

Doctor Perron: Oh, well, I'm calling from virginia. Um, oh...*sigh*...well, uh, I suppose if there are security purposes...

Shoemaker: If you could...if you could fax an authorization, I'd be very happy to talk with you.

Doctor Perron: Certainly, do you have a fax number?

Shoemaker: Or if you could, or if you could, or if you could go through, uh, the lawyer, Robert Bell, uh, he would certainly authorize it.

Doctor Perron: Well, I've already spoken to Mr. Bell, and he's, uh, he gave me a list of numbers, of people that Christian recommended that we should get in touch with to, uh, come through some kind of assessment process, and uh, you're on top of the list.

Shoemaker: Okay...

Doctor Perron: Have you spoken with...

Shoemaker: That, that, that would be, that would be fine...I, I would just either have to have something in writing or I'd have to hear something from Mr. Bell himself. And that's just to protect Christian, um, because I've had police reports filed over the past two years around all of this, because of misuse of my phone.

Doctor Perron: Well, uh, yes, I was...I was made aware of everything that had been happening. Uh...

Shoemaker: Yeah.

Doctor Perron: What if this was previous to the, uh, to the current case?

Shoemaker: Yeah, yeah. I could understand that.

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: Uh...

Doctor Perron: This is what we were trying to do. We were attempting to get a kind of, uh, historical perspective on everything that had been going on. But, um, It's been very difficult, uh...

Shoemaker: Right. That makes perfect sense and I would be very happy to help with it. But, I, I do need to have some authorization.

Doctor Perron: Well, uh, I shall be meeting with Christian in uh, in, uh, Branchland Court uh, on the...hold on a second...either the tenth or the eleventh...hold on...

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: Oh, yes, it would be the tenth. Uh, yeah, so we should be up there on the tenth. Uh, eleven o'clock in the morning? Uh, we just wanted to meet with Christian...

Shoemaker: Uh-huh.

Doctor Perron: ...um, I suppose, if you wanted to, uh, to have some kind of introduction, face to face, I assume Mr. Bell will be there as well, I suppose if you want to come along to that.

Shoemaker: That, that, that would be fine. This is on the tenth, that is...

Doctor Perron: On Saturday.

Shoemaker: What day of the week is...pardon?

Doctor Perron: That would be on Saturday.

Shoemaker: Uh, day after tomorrow.

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: At what time?

Doctor Perron: Uh, is it, uh, ten or...hold on a second...yes, it was eleven o'clock. In the morning.

Shoemaker: Eleven o'clock?

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: Uh-huh. I...

Doctor Perron: I assume...

Shoemaker: I...I could do that at eleven.

Doctor Perron: All right, I assume you know the way down there. *chuckle*

Shoemaker: Uh, this is...would be in Mr. Bell's office?

Doctor Perron: No, this would be in, uh...Christian's home, uh...

Shoemaker: Where?

Doctor Perron: ...Christian's home, on uh, 14 Branchland Court. He, uh, well I don't know, he, uh, requested that we, uh, liaise there and, uh, Mr. Bell seems to have gone along with it. It's, uh, a little unorthodox, but uh, we wouldn't mind seeing him inside his, uh...inside his home. To get a kind of sense of everything that had been going on...from him and his mother as well.

Shoemaker: Where...okay, uh...let me write down the, the address again.

Doctor Perron: It's, uh, 14 Branchland Court. It's, uh, Christian's home address.

Shoemaker: Oh! He is meeting you at his home?

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: Um...hm!

Doctor Perron: Like I said, it was a little unorthodox...

Shoemaker: That, that...it, it...it not only would be unorthodox but I think you'll have a very difficult time work...getting anything done in that home...

Doctor Perron: Well, how...

Shoemaker: ...simply because...um...w-uh, because, I, of things I know about the conditions of the home. Uh...

Doctor Perron: Well, this is...

Shoemaker: That is, is not...(man in background mumbling "not okay") it's not going to be a good place to meet.

Doctor Perron: Well, they...this is again, why...

Shoemaker: Um...

Doctor Perron: Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with even, uh, seeing the address itself, to get another kind of understanding of the perspective from, uh, Christian's angle. Um...

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: At least, at least that was, the uh, the silver cloud of the lining that I was taking away from it. Um, like I said, it is rather unorthodox, but Christian requested it. And, uh, it may be, uh...prudent, I think...

Shoemaker: They...they, um, are having an infestation problem in that home.

Doctor Perron: Oh, really?

Shoemaker: And, yeah. And, and, the health department has already visited there, and...

Doctor Perron: Oh, my goodness.

Shoemaker: It...would probably not be a real wise place for you to go.

Doctor Perron: Are they still, are they still living there, or have they taken up alternate accommodation? Because, according to, uh, Mr. Bell and Christian, they were still living there....

Shoemaker: No. Yeah, they are still living there.

Doctor Perron: With an infestation, in Christian's condition?

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm!

Doctor Perron: Well, that shouldn't...that shouldn't be at all.

Shoemaker: Uh, no. No it shouldn't, and, uh, the social services and the health department have, have been a part of that.

Doctor Perron: Have you, have you spoken with social services yourself? Because we uh, we've yet to speak with him.

Shoemaker: I, I have not...uh, I have spoken with health department people.

Doctor Perron: Yes. I, I understood that you were sort of, um, uh, a personal assistant almost, and uh, as well as a counselor to Christian, you've accompanied him to several things before, so...

Shoemaker: Yes. Yes. Yes I have.

Doctor Perron: Mm.

Shoemaker: Absolutely, and I will be very happy to, to assist in, in whatever way I can.

Doctor Perron: I'm, I...I'm not happy to hear about this infestation problem, uh, especially with Christian the way he is. Is there, is there any chance you could, uh, sort out some kind of alternate accommodation? Do you, have that kind of services at your disposal?

Shoemaker: Um...certainly you could meet at the church.

Doctor Perron: No, I meant...for actual accommodation for Christian.

Shoemaker: Oh, uh...that...that, that has to be, has to be handled through...uh...he's, he's not requesting anything alter-alternate. And any decisions like that have to come through social services, and that has been a long history as well.

Doctor Perron: That's-that's...that's why I was recommending...perhaps, if you had a sort of, um, a sort of church outreach program where you could offer temporary accommodation just until the trial's finished with, maybe Christian would be willing to go along with that. 'Cause, I, um...I understand that he doesn't want to move from his residence, but I also understand the infestation's a very bad thing at the moment. Especially with everything that's going on, so...we might want to recommend something that...

Shoemaker: Uh, well, this has been, has been, has been a situation ongoing over...many months. And, um, uh, Christian, Christian seems to feel that he has stayed away from it. Uh, but that requires him to stay just in one room...

Doctor Perron: The infestation.

Shoemaker: Um...and, uh, heal-health services have, have talked with the family. Uh, so, it-it simply, uh, we have, we have always met with the family at the church or at the lawyer's, or with Christian somewhere wi-...in town. They have never wanted us to come to the house...

Doctor Perron: No, I can't understand...

Shoemaker: And...and, uh, I-I don't think Christian would be comfortable with me coming there.

Doctor Perron: Well, he-he did request, well I, I assume he requested that you would be there as well, but he did ask me to come down there to the residence. I don't really know what that's about now, or if Mr. Bell's going to be there or not.

Shoemaker: Yeah...uh, I, I would...

Doctor Perron: Personally, personally...

Shoemaker: I would be happy to talk with him...

Doctor Perron: Personally, I have no problem going down there myself...

Shoemaker: ...and, and see if I can...pardon?

Doctor Perron: I said, personally I have no problem going down there myself, I'm sure, I've seen far worse places...whatever kind of, infestations are going on. Um, but I was kind of hoping that we could have counted on your support to come along. If only, to sort of...

Shoemaker: Um...

Doctor Perron: ...to sort of handle the introductions in a personal way, with someone that Christian already knows.

Shoemaker: Mm...yeah. Uh...let me, let me talk with Christian and see if the same thing could be done at the church.

Doctor Perron: All right. I'll tell you what, I'll uh...I'll ask my secretary to give you a call back, and we'll try and go from there.

Shoemaker: Okay.

Doctor Perron: All right, should be about...in an hour or two.

Shoemaker: Okay...

Doctor Perron: I've got to, uh...

Shoemaker: Can I have your name again, please?

Doctor Perron: Uh, this is Dr. Perron. P-E-double R-O-N.

Shoemaker: ....Doctor...Perron?

Doctor Perron: P-Perron. P-E-double R-O-N.

Shoemaker: Uh-huh.

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: Okay, and...

Doctor Perron: I'm all set to give you a call back, and hopefully we can figure out what's going on before, uh, before Saturday.

Shoemaker: Yeah, yeah, uh....let me, let me call Christian and, and see...I-I just...I would have, working on a...on a family systems and on a pastoral counseling psychological basis...

Doctor Perron: Right.

Shoemaker: I-I would not think that that would be a good place to do the interview. Uh, they're going to be defensive. They're going to be trying to...

Doctor Perron: Christian...

Shoemaker: ...protect you from...

Doctor Perron: Yes...

Shoemaker: ...uh, the nurses that went out there found that a very difficult place to try to work with them.

Doctor Perron: Well, even so...

Shoemaker: Um...

Doctor Perron: It...it would make sense though, in order to just, to gain that kind of persepective and see things from Christian's angle a little more. I-I-I do understand what you're saying about trying to put it in a, uh, a neutral environment, but, uh...I'm not too sure now. I wasn't aware that it's as bad as you say it was.

Shoemaker: I have not been there, and I do not know...

Doctor Perron: Oh.

Shoemaker: But...um, except from what the nurses have said.

Doctor Perron: Uh, which nurses were these?

Shoemaker: Public health...nurses.

Doctor Perron: And how long ago was that? Was that...was that fairly recent?

Shoemaker: That, that was, uh...around the time of his father's death, his father's death. They were out there because of...

Doctor Perron: I have no idea...

Shoemaker: ...paitent discharge procedures and such...

Doctor Perron: All that would have been about, um two or three months ago, I think. So yes, that is recent.

Shoemaker: And, and, he was...he was, while he was in the hospital, under quarantine because of it.

Doctor Perron: Christian was?

Shoemaker: No, Christian's father.

Doctor Perron: Oh, oh. So he, he's, he contracted something from the...from the infestation?

Shoemaker: He, he had...had, bug bites all over him.

Doctor Perron: Oh, gee. Good God. Well that's...all right, uh, Miss, uh Mis-is it Miss or Mrs. Shoemaker?

Shoemaker: M-M-Miss Shoemaker.

Doctor Perron: Miss Shoemaker.

Shoemaker: Miss Shoemaker.

Doctor Perron: Um, I, I...

Shoemaker: It's Reverend Shoemaker, actually.

Doctor Perron: I'm sorry?

Shoemaker: I-I said actually, I-I...officially, it's Reverend Shoemaker.

Doctor Perron: Oh, rev-I didn't realize. Okay, um...all right, I think the best way to proceed, if you could, um, if you could speak with your church outreach group, if you could find some kind of temporary accommodation for Christian and his mother...uh, just until the, uh, the court case is over...we can, perhaps, see if we can get the state to fund a cleanup or something in the process. Because that's quite horrendous. And I think we can do something about it. We should...so, if you could find some kind of temporary accommodation for them, uh...

Shoemaker: Um...

Doctor Perron: ...preferably within the church, because I can understand they wouldn't want to go with, uh, outside strangers...uh, I quite understand.

Shoemaker: I...really doubt that they would receive that offer at all. They have not, they have not received help from social services.

Doctor Perron: Well, you could understand why it would be in Christian's best interest if you could do that, because if he was to go to the court and if they were to present an assessment with, that he was living in such conditions along with his mother...then it would not fare well at all...

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: ...and they would perhaps be completely evicted from the property. And that wouldn't be in their interests even in the least.

Shoemaker: Yeah. Um...

Doctor Perron: I'm not, I'm not asking you to do this, but I-I think it would be a, uh, wise thing to do.

Shoemaker: I-I-I can see, I can see your point and I'll certainly talk with Mr. Bell, about...

Doctor Perron: Yes.

Shoemaker: ...about whether he would rather see Christian in such a situation. Um...

Doctor Perron: It, it, i-i-it wouldn't be permanent, it would only have to be temporary, just until the trial is, uh, done with and we could perhaps fund a, cleanup, while they were in there, they wouldn't have to end up back for that...

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: So, perhaps we could do that.

Shoemaker: Mm-hmm.

Doctor Perron: Anyway, I do have to be going off, but if you could call this week with Christian, and I'll try to have somebody, uh, or possibly myself calling back in about, uh...two hours. Okay?

Shoemaker: About...how many hours?

Doctor Perron: About, uh, two hours.

Shoemaker: About two hours...from now?

Doctor Perron: Yes, uh, are you going to be there? (unintelligible)

Shoemaker: Uh, yeah, yeah. I'll be up until eleven, so yes.

Doctor Perron: Okay. Yeah, I'm sorry 'bout that. Um...all right, I've got to be getting off, but thank you very much for speaking.

Shoemaker: Okay.

Doctor Perron: Okay, thank you. Goodbye.

(Skype hangup sound.)

Doctor Perron: God, damn. *sighs* I was not expecting ANY of that. (typing)

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

Autism papers

2011-09-18T18:33:30Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

The '''autism papers''' are some of the most fabled [[Relics of Fail]], in which the exact nature of [[Chris's]] psychiatric [[Chris and psychology|diagnosis]] is revealed by an objective source (as opposed to Chris's revisionist account of his life), and the extent of his [[autism]] (or whether he really is autistic at all) is explained.

To date, only an intake survey from [[2004]] is available, resulting from Chris's mandated visit to a psychiatrist after flipping out while attending [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. His original, earlier papers, dating to when Chris was five or six years old, remain locked away in [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] filing cabinet. Ivy discovered that it is impossible for Chris to recover them himself, as Bob kept the keys on his person at all times.

==Background==
In '''November 2009''', Chris e-mailed [[Kacey]] these papers to show that he is a TRUE and [[HONEST]] autistic. Kacey shared these papers with her new husband, the official and original [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] who in turn distributed them online. The papers are presented here in their original form, edited only for wiki styling and linking.

A number of passages of this copy have been outlined in yellow highlighting marker. Most of them either describe Chris's search for a [[sweetheart]] or contain some of the evaluator's more favorable judgments of Chris's mental state, suggesting that Chris highlighted those passages to make sure Kacey (or possibly [[Megan]], given the age of these documents) noticed them. A few are passages that confirm the diagnosis of Chris's autism, which he probably highlighted as part of his campaign to prove that he was the one and only Christian Weston Chandler (his autism being a crucial component of his personal identity).

To date, this is the only independent, professional evaluation of Chris's condition available.

Several observers have pointed out that these documents seem to paint a surprisingly rosy picture of Chris's behavior and mental state. It helps to keep a few factors in mind, though. One, the survey took place in [[2004]] — at the time, Chris still attended school, went outside on a regular basis, and received at least a modest amount of social interaction. He was likely in better shape than he is after years of isolation and staying indoors for days on end. Two, despite being famous for his wild confrontations with authority, Chris is in fact extremely deferent in the face of authority figures so long as he doesn't think they're a hindrance to him (consider the opening moments of the [[Father Call]]). Three, to the uninitiated, his [[Love Quest]] can come across as rather sweet in an idiotic way, the desperate actions of a socially awkward but basically sincere and harmless person. Finally, and most simply, the survey was based on a fairly brief encounter with Chris. As trolls have learned over the years, he gets much worse with regular exposure.

==Intake Survey==
===Page 1===

[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P1.jpg|thumb|Scan of page 1.]]

<center>'''OUTPATIENT PSYCHIATRIC SERVICES'''</center>
 Department of Psychiatric Medicine
 [[University of Virginia]] Health System

 Northridge Building, Suite 210, P. O. Box 801210
 [[Charlottesville]], Virginia 22908-1210
 (434) 243-4646; Fax (434) 243-4743

 Patient's Name: Christian Chandler
 UVA History #: 003 79 67
 Date of Birth: 02/24/[[1982|82]]
 Date of Intake: 11/05/[[2004|04]]
 [[Wikipedia:Residency (medicine)|Resident Physician]]: Jeff Raynor, M.D., Resident in Psychiatric Medicine
 Attending Physician: Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.

====IDENTIFYING STATEMENT:====

Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old SWM with a history of [[autism]], who was referred for psychiatric evaluation following his recent suspension from community college.

====HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS:====

Mr. Chandler says that since finishing high school and starting at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] in the year [[2000]], he has had an [[Love Quest|increasing interest]] in a [[Boyfriend-free girl|female companion]]. His attempts at this ultimately lead to his suspension from college. His attempt took the form of a [[Attraction sign|sign]], which he placed next to himself while sitting in the lobby at Piedmont. The sign was a list of qualifications that a potential girlfriend would have. He said that he has been very frustrated by his inability to find a girlfriend and he suffers from "[[Noviophobia|novio phobia]]." This refers to his frustration that females often tell him that they already have a boyfriend. While he does have [[Chris and sex|physical attraction]] towards females, his primary frustration is with his lack of companionship. He had also carried his sign in the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. This unfortunately lead to him being detained by [[Jerkops|the police]] and placed in handcuffs briefly, although he was not taken to jail.

During the interview, the patient provided the examiner with a number of examples of his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. Much of this artwork was centered on his interest in a video game, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], as well as [[Pokemon|Pokeman [''sic'']]] cartoon characters.

The patient's parents provided additional historical information and documentation as to the reasons for his suspension from PVCC. According to his parents, there have been a number of incidents which lead to his suspension. They feel strongly that the suspension was unwarranted and did not take into account the patient's developmental limitations. One such occurrence was during an interaction with [[Niggos|African American]] classmates. These young women were questioning the patient regarding his search for a girlfriend, at which point he told them they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. This was perceived as racially insensitive, although from the patient's perspective, he was merely pointing out they did not meet his standard criteria for a [[gal-pal|female companion]]. He says that he was unaware at the time that there was any other connotation to this. Various guidance counselors at the college were working with the patient to help him adjust to the college setting. They had apparently asked him to stop carrying the sign around campus, per the patient, one of these counselors actually physically destroyed the sign to prevent this behavior. He left an angry note with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Ms. Walsh]], who is in administration. He provided a copy of this note, and it is contained in the chart. It did not specifically [''continues on Page 2'']

===Page 2===
[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P2.jpg|thumb|right|Scan of page 2.]]
 Christian Chandler (003 79 67)
 Page 2 of 4
 November 5, 2004

[''Continuing from Page 1''] [[Death threats|threaten her]], but expressed his dislike of her and communicated [[The Creepy Stare|an "intimidating glare" in a pictorial fashion]]. Based on the letter sent to him by the college, this was interpreted by the administrator as being a form of harassment. There were several hearings held on the matter and ultimately the patient was suspended. The criteria that have been set for his return to Piedmont included [[Chris and anger|anger]] management classes, psychological evaluation, and "social skills counseling." He has already undergone psychological evaluation by Robin Hawkes at the Center of Learning Potential. The recommendation concerning Mr. Chandler's [[heart level|emotional status]] is that he seek psychiatric and psychological treatment. The psychologist felt that counseling and medication would possibly address his obsessive thought patterns and assist him with social skills. She also recommended anger management training.

====PAST PSYCHIATRIC HISTORY:====

Mr. Chandler was diagnosed with autism around age five or six. He has never had ongoing treatment by a psychiatrist, but has been treated in the past by [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|for unclear reason]] [''sic'']. He has never been in a psychiatric hospital and has no history of violent or self-injurious behavior. He has no history of [[Rape|sexual acting out]].

===[[Chris and health|PAST MEDICAL HISTORY]]:===

The patient has not had significant medical problems other than his autism. He has no history of head injury, loss of consciousness, seizures, CNS infections, stroke.

====MEDICATIONS:====

:[[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] 20 mgs. q. day, which the patient has been on for the past four years.

:Herbal supplements/over-the-counter - none.

====ALLERGIES:====

None known.

====SUBSTANCE ABUSE:====

The patient does not use [[Tobacky|tobacco]] or [[List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#November_2007|caffeine]]. He does not [[Alcohol|drink]] and he does not use illicit substances.

====SOCIAL HISTORY:====

The patient was born in the [[Ruckersville]] area. He had a normal prenatal period. He walked at normal age but was delayed in his language ability. He had some high frequency hearing loss early on. Per his parents, he did not speak until the age of seven. At around age twelve, he began to develop more effective communication skills. He apparently used the closed captioning on the television to learn how to read. There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, [[bob|the patient's father]] moved them to [[Richmond]], Virginia. He went to a regular middle school and [[high school]] while there. He was able to function well academically and graduated from high school in regular classes. He had a number of friends through middle and high school.

===Page 3===
[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P3.jpg|thumb|right|Scan of page 3.]]

Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
Page 3 of 4 
November 5, 2004

====FAMILY HISTORY:====

The patient's father has significant [[Wikipedia:Coronary artery disease|Coronary Artery Disease]] and recently had a bypass graph done. He is 77-years-old and is retired engineer from General Electric. [[Barb|His mother]] is 65-years-old and worked in the past at a local bank. Neither of his parents or any other family members are known to have any psychiatric disease. The patient has a maternal cousin who has severe autism, although there are no other family members with developmental delays.

====MENTAL STATUS EXAM:====

The patient is a mildly [[fat|overweight]], white male, wearing blue jeans and a [[Chris and fashion|shirt]]. He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has [[Medallion_of_Fail#Prototype|a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [''sic''] characters [''sic''] head]]. He also had a number of “shrinky dink” decorations attached to this necklace. He had a large backpack that he carried with him and had a [[Scrapbook of Fail|notebook containing a large number of drawings]]. He showed the examiner an extensive set of [[Card games|trading cards]], which he created for his video game characters. The artwork was hand drawn and then scanned into the [[computer]] for transfer to the card. He had a number of statistics and other information on the backside of the card. The patient pointed out a series of cards that were of a video game theme, but depicted him in various difficult situations in which he has dealt with recently. He also presented the examiner with his business card containing a link to [[Sonichu.net|his website]]. His speech was somewhat nasal with frequent, awkward laughing during his sentences. His speech was fluent. His responses were appropriate to the questions posed to him. Overall, the volume of his speech was slightly elevated, although his tone was generally pleasant and almost jovial. His thought processes were linear and logical. He was somewhat concrete, especially regarding social interactions. He seemed to have good insight into his limitations. As suggested above, his thought content was largely based on his interest in Pokeman [''sic''] and sonic [''sic''] cartoons. He did not express any delusional thought content. There was perhaps an obsessional quality to [[Love Quest|his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend]], although he did not feel that this was a problem for him. He did not voice any perceptual disturbances and did not seem to be responding to internal stimuli. His impulse control appeared to be good during the interview and his judgment was fair, although social judgment was likely somewhat limited.

[[Wikipedia:Mini-mental state examination|Folstein score]] was 30/30 with his sentence being, “[[Random access humor|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey.]]”

====IMPRESSION:====
Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and autism. Despite these limitations, he seems to have been [[Honor Roll|quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities]]. Despite his significant delays in language, he has over the years developed relatively affective [''sic''] communication skills. He is left, however, with a severe degree of social awkwardness and seems to have good insight into this. He is left feeling somewhat frustrated as he has a strong desire for companionship, although his social limitations prevent him from being able to realize this in the way which he would like. He has been on antidepressants for many years and it is not entirely clear what role they played. As mentioned above, there is a certain obsessional quality to his thoughts, although it is not clear that he meets criteria for an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Overall, he has a sense that the Paxil has been affective [''sic''] in tempering his frustrations and anger. His parents also feel he has benefited from it. He would possibly benefit from psychotherapy, although this would need to be tailored to his interpersonal style. Ideally this would be done in a setting tailored to patients with this sort of developmental problem. Based on the information available at this time, the patient doesn't seem to pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else. There is some suggestion that the anger control has been a problem, although how that has manifested itself is unclearly[''sic'']. He certainly has no history of physical violence which would suggest any future risk.

===Page 4===
[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P4.jpg|thumb|Scan of page 4.]]

Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
Page 4 of 4 
November 5, 2004

====DIAGNOSIS:====
[[Wikipedia:Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders#Multi-axial_system|Axis]] I: None 
Axis II: Autistic disorder, [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV_Codes#Pervasive_developmental_disorders|299.00]] 
Axis III: None 
Axis IV: Suspension from school, social isolation 
Axis V: [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|70]] 

====PLAN:====
1. After discussing the risks, benefits, and side effects, the patient and his parents agreed to have his Paxil increased from 20 mgs. to 30 mgs. They were offered a prescription, but preferred to have this done by their primary care physician.

2. Releases of information were signed for the counselors at PVCC in case this became necessary for further evaluation purposes.

3. We will try to work with the department of rehab services to facilitate any other services that might be available for Mr. Chandler

4. The patient's parents were unsure of whether they will be following up here at the clinic in the future as there are insurance concerns which might limit this. They were, however, informed of access to emergency care and encouraged to call the clinic with any questions or concerns.

5. No follow-up appointment has been scheduled, although should they wish to continue the patient's psychiatric care at this clinic, we would be more than happy to see him.

6. The patient was seen by the attending, Dr. Zachariah Dameron, who agrees with the above-mentioned assessment and treatment plan. 

Jeff Raynor, M.D. Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D. 
Resident in Psychiatric Medicine Attending 

JR:ns T: 11/12/04 D: 11/11/04

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[Chris and psychology]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Bob Chandler

2011-09-10T22:18:40Z

JarlaxleArtemis: /* Obituary */

: ''"Bob" redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''

{{quote|I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it.|Bob<ref>[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler]]</ref>}}

{{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death <ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]</ref>}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Bob Chandler
|-
| '''Birth name'''
| Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]
[[Cole|That fuck Bob]]
|-
| '''Born'''
| 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]
|-
| '''Died'''
| 6 September [[2011]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Robert (father)
|-
| '''Education'''
| Auburn University (engineering)
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Military communications, engineer
|-
|}
[[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]
'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]] <ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.

While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.

Bob had conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information became known through these talks.

Bob passed away on September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref>

==Biography==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|"I seen crosses burnin', fella."]]

===Service and education===

Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful [[CWCville|North Korea]]. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" />

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref>

===Career===

Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).<ref name="Barbara" />

As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water [container] molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

===World consciousness===

[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]

On the other hand, Bob himself was proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he was "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.<ref name="About" />

Speaking of the world, Bob had been interested in it since he was 10, and had become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He had collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].

Politically, Bob identifies as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>

===Health and late life===

[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]
[[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]
Bob lived on social security and General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music,<ref name="PSN 37" /> and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In a recent prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs which can cause heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him. <ref>[[Prank_calls]]</ref> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. Let's hope that Chris hasn't inherited the traits for this longevity. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.<ref name="PSN 37" />

A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen now that Bob has died.

===What about Bob?===

[[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|"Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???"]]

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Before his death, Bob was the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]</ref> But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father.

A poster on [[/cwc/| /cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you." [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!"]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." He was clearly neither at the time, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well," with no further elaboration on his condition.

On September 6, 2011, Bob [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600/ passed away], presumably from congestive heart failure. Luckily for Chris, he did not [[Aunt Corrina|die on pancake day]].

===BobWatch™===

On 10 August, 2010 [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob was.

On 19 August, 2010 it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure was still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.

On 24 March, 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

On 20 July, 2011, it was revealed that by that time [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and strongly disapproved of them.

On 29 August, 2011, Chris [[Calling_Out#Response_to_ADF|mentioned in a video]] that his father was no longer getting out much because he was sickly and his feet were bloated. Foot swelling is a [http://www.cardioassoc.com/patient_pgs/conditions/congestive.asp symptom of late-stage congestive heart failure.] With his mobility limited, Bob became a shut in, which only compounded his heart problems.

On 6 September, 2011, Bob dies, and a mournful internet is left to cut itself down in honor of the fallen lumberjack.<ref name="BobObit" />

==Obituary==

Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.

He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.

He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.

He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.

Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.

A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.

Instead of flowers, you may make [[Monthly tugboat|monetary donations]] to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia.<ref name="BobObit" /> She's most likely the mother of his two other children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], with whom he was both out of contact in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" /> They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops," but it is unknown if he has yet to as of 9 September 2011. <ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though we have no evidence yet that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/>

===Chris===

{{quote|Get away from the Internet!
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]]."]]

Bob wished Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thought (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

After several occasions where trolls had communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.

Bob had reportedly explained to him that he had taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Chris would run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believed that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life.<ref name="Prank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</ref>

He would never get past that notion, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref>

==Audio and video appearances==

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.

* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Thehell.jpg|"The hell is this crap?"
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2011.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob wouldn't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob wasn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoyed gardening.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.
Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
<references />

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Thorg

2011-08-14T22:24:42Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

[[Image:TH.PNG|thumb|Elusive master troll Thorg.]]
{{Quote|He is a pizza-faced atheist.|Chris on Thorg<ref>[[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_.22Thorg.22_-_Jeremy]]</ref>}}

'''Thorg''', alleged real name "'''Jeremy Slonwhite'''" (born 1978 or 1979), is a [[troll]] who gained notoriety in [[August 2011]], when he was targeted by [[Chris]] through a series of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]]. Chris claimed he was responsible for exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in July 2011 and creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] back in 2009.
== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
[[File:Clyde billboard 04.jpg|thumb|350px|Follow your tomdreams, Chris.]]
Following Chris's 8 month hiatus from the Internet, he reappeared with three videos addressed to both Thorg and [[Surfshack Tito]]. In second, "Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy", Chris claimed to have information on Thorg; that his real name was Jeremy, that he lived in Canada, that he could be found in a video game store, and that he was an [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. He then proceeded to make several demands, including the removal of all references to Tomboys and Tomgirls from the CWCki and a public apology video, and a billboard display in New York claiming that Chris was straight.

In "Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"", Chris set the deadline for these demands at 31 August.

== Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==

While [[Surfshack Tito|Tito]] eventually caved in to Chris's demands a few days later, Thorg remained unconvinced that Chris meant business and neglected to respond. On 10 August Chris released [[Calling Out#Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|a video]], in which he reiterated his demands for Thorg and revealed more information on him. More images of him were released, and Chris disclosed that he was a fan of LARPing (Live Action Role Playing).

Chris was also incredibly hostile towards Thorg's atheism, going on a tangent about how, through the power of empathy, Chris [[Chris and Reality|could feel]] what it was like to be Jesus as he was tortured on the cross. He also mentioned that as a [[Lie|good natured]] Christian he wouldn't do it, but he would love to chase Thorg out of town with an angry mob wielding pitchforks and torches.

[[Image:Gaybar.png|thumb|The Photoshop in question.]]

Most of Chris's hostility towards atheism appears to come from ''[[Family Guy]]'' and simple creationist arguments, likely picked up from the Internet, his father or his congregation.

==Exposed==
On 12 August 2011, a full 19 days ahead of the deadline, Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|exposed]] the dox he had collected on Thorg. This included his age, city of residence, place of employment ([[Gamestop]]), and nerdy interests.

== See also ==
*[[Calling Out]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[20 December 2009]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Trolls]]

Calling Out

2011-08-10T20:46:17Z

JarlaxleArtemis: /* Transcript */

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of five [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded between 6-10 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

These videos showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, [[Barbara|Cloverfield]]-like viewing experience.

== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==
This video, also known as '''101 2461''' , Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.

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===Transcript===
[[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|right|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]]
[''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right'']

Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated... [[Chris and English|friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].

[''Jerks camera around more'']

And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']

Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such....

I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and [[Chris and english|mess up]] for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].

And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal-Pals|ex-girlfriend]] Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.

But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my [[Lie|life]], my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.

I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.

== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg, aka Jeremy, ([[CWCki]] user [[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents. Despite his interest in [[Tomgirl|appearing and acting like a woman]], Chris demands that Thorg let the people of New York City know that he likes [[China|China]].

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===Transcript===
Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbull-y, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.

He is a pizza-faced [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And, here is a sample of ''his'' [[Speech Impediment|pho-to-graph]].

[''Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man. He then returns the camera to him.'']

Now, Jeremy, let's you and I [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|talk business]] now. My demands are as follows:

Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned [[:File:Gaybar.png|gay bar]] and uploaded it- have it- you had it uploaded upon the [[20_December_2009#One_of_these_things_is_not_like_the_others|billboards]] in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:

"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]], and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ''ever.''"

And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.

And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an [[Chris and anger|all-around good-natured person]], and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the [[Trolls|trolls]], including yourself, Jeremy, within your [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|smearing]] and hate campaigns of my name.

My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia]]. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [''laughs maniacally'']

[[Fail|I win]].

== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011, or else [[jerkops|the authorities]] will intervene.

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| name = Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mP4wwvCSS7U}}
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| next = [[#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Jerks around the camera and makes a wide-eyed, blank face'']

I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will b- each be trolled by your own trolls, and the [[Jerkops|police]] will catch up with you.

So, each of you. Meet my demands. Before August 31st... 2011.

[''Fumbles with the camera again, [[Chris and cinematography|almost dropping it]]'']

== Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher ==
Three days later, Chris posted a fourth video, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands Alec, Tito and Thorg to [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later goes into a tirade over the [[GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, repeating the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times ad nausuem. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from the [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video for Ivy]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WN72luEx708}}
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Unknown
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| next = [[It's not that cold]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]... [[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.

[''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']

I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup.

[''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']

Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace.

Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.

Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia|Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002|2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois.

And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molestor! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].

== Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded, and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.

This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear, when it was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.

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| name = Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Nn4u9b_hJk}}
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Redbra|text}}, Unknown
| previous = [[It's not that cold]]
| next = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
Well, it seems I have gotten a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhlo94cMNk well-wise response] to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head]''

Anyway, I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.

Here is a closeup--another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!

Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon|Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [http://www.thetester.com/ The Tester]!

''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]''

"Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."

And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals.. and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his mircales before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just empathize with him on that...

''[closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! [[Fail|Thorn of crowns]]. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.

But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!

You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube|YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''

Your move. 'Cause if you don't respond by the 31st, ''[snaps fingers and widens his eyes]'' I mean business. Check your privileges!

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2011-08-10T17:10:00Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

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* 10 [[August 2011|August]]: Chris uploads a [[Correction of EX relationship status|new video]].
* 9 [[August 2011|August]]: Chris uploads [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|two]] [[It's not that cold‎‎|new]] videos.
* 6 August: Chris reappears with [[Calling Out|three new videos]], threatening to reveal the true identities of [[Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]].
* 20 [[July 2011|July]]: Chris is discovered on a [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|tranny forum]].
* 7 July: The Facebook page is shut down.
* 5 July: A new [[Facebook]] account is found.
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Calling Out

2011-08-06T19:56:17Z

JarlaxleArtemis: /* Transcript */

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of three videos Chris uploaded on 6 August, 2011 following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

Chris is sporting a new earring in these videos, which may or may not be a real piercing. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent.

== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==
This video, also known as ''101 2461'', Chris announces his return to the internet. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.

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}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}
Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. Y'all should know me by now if in case you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated, friendship socializing promoting type of series. It is not meant to be taken otherwisein any adulterous forms. And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacks with the [[trolls]] and cyber bullies that have been defiling me within the past five years-- the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it known that I have ''(voice goes up)'' informationof such trolls and cyber bullies of which at that point I released them they could be easily trolled back by anyone. And the first on the chopping block I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], or should I say, Don in Michigan? And I'm not saying he's a total fat person but he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison. In fact, with his looks, he could be a Rasta Buddha. And I show you only a fragment of the photograph. ''(pans camera to face the TV and then back to himself)''. Now, Don, let's talk business.

== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg" (aka Jeremy) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents.

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===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011.

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===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

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2011-08-06T19:43:25Z

JarlaxleArtemis: Created page with "Videos Chris made in August"

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Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-28T01:43:45Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

'''Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia''' is a forum established in late [[April 2011]]. [[Chris]] was posting as himself under the alias "Kookydashy". This resulted in several stories of his exploits as a [[tomgirl]] that, to say the least, made the effort of tracking him down more than worth it. Chris posted on and off, trying his best to conceal his identity in the most obvious way possible. Below are his T&ToV posts, with blue representing Chris' posts and red representing posts in the threads he was responding to.

== Posts ==
===Re: Introductions!===
In which Chris openly announces he is Christian Weston Chandler as much as he can without actually saying it.

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Kookydashy: Interests include breasts, pussy, and autism awareness.]]

{{quotebox|Hello, fellow tomgirls. :)

Y'all may address me by my screen name in the board talk. I like music, makeup, dressin' up in my mini, havin' fun 'n hangin' with my [[girlfriend]]s, karaoke, [[video games]], crafting and [[art]].

I am also empathetic, so [[Autism|I can understand others people's feelings]], as well as my own. I am a dynamic, complex individual.

I do not have many [[jerks|dude pals]], because I have my own mental hang-ups against the majority of them; Nothing Personal. I have a history of being bullied by some mean brutes, as well as homosexuals, over the [[internet]]. Cyber-Bullies/[[Trolls]]/Anons are a hot button with me. I prefer not to discuss that issue further.

And I am an all-around good, [[death threats|friendly]], [[List of Chris's lies|honest]], heterosexual tomgirl.

Thank you all for offering me respect, as I respect each of you and your opinions on the board.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2&p=157#p157]</ref>}}

===Re: Coming out to my parents===
In this thread, Chris opened up about his parents' feelings in regards to his newfound fetish.

{{quotebox|Y'all are singin' my song; my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] were shocked bad when I told them I was a tomgirl. Soo Literally old-fasioned (they're both [[Chris and English|seinors]]). My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.

I will Always be Straight, Mom and Dad; give me some faith and trust.

What a world with outside influances to put great paranoia in our families.

Also, try looking up "tomgirl" on [[Wikipedia]]; it redirects to "effeminancy". While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page is against us, due to it addressing the [[homos]].

Someone needs to undo the redirects, edit the grammer errors in "tomgirl"`s original edit, and add a ton more detail to it.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&p=160#p160]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|My mom is still giving me complaints and nit-picks about me wearing my feminine attire. I wish I could just up and move out and not have to deal with my family; I don't know too many other people here in C-Ville, and those I do know I'm only acquainted with or know little about them for only a few weeks.

Plus finding employment is hard. I got a [[CADD|fancy computer degree]] from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]], and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada.

Plus also, she keeps throwing disbelief towards us by stating "Tomgirls aren't real"; SHE'S a Tomboy; what a bunch of 1940's old-fashioned crap. Plus she watches too much current news, and she is soo paranoid and shit.

I wish I could afford to move out, but I can't afford it [[monthly tugboat|financially]], [[Autism|mentally]] and [[Chris and anger|emotionally]]. Fucking [[stress|pisses me off.]]<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&start=20]</ref>}}

===Re: Girly Things Tee Hee===

{{quotebox|After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my [[duck|arrow]] down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical [[jerk|Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.

Heck, I would not hold it against a tomboy who felt more comfort in using the Men's room over the Ladies'.

As truest Tomgirls, we do respect greatly the women as equals. [[lie|I would never look]] or anything of the sort.

Open for your thoughts.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|I've recently got into the original Squinkies, they are so cute and cool. And their gumball-machine dispensing playsets are neat. I like the cupcake-shaped one. And they're also coming out with Squinkie cars for Hot Wheels and Cars 2; little Squinkie people now have cool wheels to drive.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&start=10]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Something else girly I enjoy danglin' around where I go is my ankle bracelet. It's a silver chain with sections of 4 silver beads, and I've added three stars on chains onto the hook. I never take it off, because it is an awesome and cute jewelry, plus it is difficult to put it back on. LOL

I also am enjoying the "Mighty Milky Way" DSiWare game on my [[Nintendo|3DS]]. Luna is a cute, sexy gal, and the method of guiding her from planet to planet is neat.

Anyone else on here with a 3DS may add me onto y'all's Friend List with my code, 2836-0121-9073. Please P.M. me with your 3DS F.C. in response if y'all add me.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=382#p382]</ref>}}

===Re: Homosexuals===
[[Image:TG20.jpg|thumb|Hear that, homos? Chris is offended by your flamboyance!]]
{{quotebox|I do not care much for the [[homosexual]] males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face. Plus, most of the Cyber-Bullies who gave me grief were homos [[Jack Thaddeus|themselves]], placing their damn label onto me wrongfully.

As long as they each keep it to themselves and behind closed doors, I won't bother them.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

===Re: July Meetup===

{{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Sun May 29, 2011 9:58 pm'''

That's right, everyone. It's that time again. Time to plan our big meet up for July. We're currently looking to meet up somewhere that's kinda central and should be easy for everyone.

First off, remember to dress your best. I'm going to wear my old dress uniform like normal but if you'd like to give us a sneak peak of your outfit, please feel free to do so here.

Also, any suggestions for Date / Time / Location is welcome.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there!|DanielleTheRiveter<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|How about at the Applebees next to Toys 'R' Us on Branchlands Lane on a Monday; at 9 PM, they have Karaokee night there. Meet and greet first and sing-along after.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

===Re: FUKKEN HATERSSSssssssssss===
In which Chris fantasizes about an unrealistic encounter with a "hater", then throws in some unintelligible [[Random-access humor|RAH]].

{{quotebox|I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me [[virgin|I won't be geeting a woman]], I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, "All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds." :)<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=32&p=291#p291]</ref>}}

===Re: What part of Virginia are you from?===

{{quotebox|Charlottesville is my city of stompin' ground; it can stand some improvement, though. More excitement, and maybe a strip club or two. LOL.

I've also resided in Midlothian for my Middle and [[High School]] years.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=35&p=292#p292]</ref>}}

===Re: 10 interesting facts about you!===
Unsurprisingly the most bland, useless information is considered by Chris to be an "interesting fact"

{{quotebox|[[Autism|1.]] I like to take my time to think of how I feel about the current topic, as well as responding in discussion.

[[Lie|2.]] I am empathetic.

[[Fat|3.]] I appreciate how the fast food places wised up and started offering apple slices as a healthier option after decades of fried potatoes.

[[Trolls|4.]] With my history of being trolled and online coomunicating, I feel online socializing only makes people more autistic-like. People need to wise up and go back to feeling comfortable socializing in person.

[[Cwcsicle|5.]] I have sassy, fun ideas sometimes.

[[Sonichu|6.]] I am good at hand-drawing, coloring and story creating.

[[Manchester High School|7.]] I have had happy years in High School.

[[Autism|8.]] I try to be cautious of other people's intentions and feelings while communicating and coping with them.

[[Lie|9.]] I am technologically and musically inclined.

[[Chris and Art|10.]] I enjoy tinkering and creating when I feel inspired.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=34&p=293#p293]</ref>}}

===Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl===
[[Image:Suchin.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Sun May 29, 2011 2:44 am'''

hello my name is suchin and i am originally from thailand. my friends call me william or will because i am rowdy and like to have fun i am looking for tomgirl to treat me right. i work in manicure salon now and i love beauty on my men and dirt on me

[image]

this is me. what is you? lets meet up and exchange details. i am from richmond but will be in charlottesville for the 4th of july. i love freedom now too.
your turn now! fi dorrar. sacki aur bunti. PLEASE send me a message!|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|There is a pretty face, lovely head of [[hair]] and a nice rack in the photo. But I feel I have to interject here.

How do we know you are really that woman, or are you really some immature, trolling stupid brat trying to stir trouble on our forum? People have done that sort of thing over the internet; I fell victim to communicating with such people. And from that, I have learned to keep most personal things offline and to myself.

Anyway, I am not going to fall for such an obvious facade, and I wish to prevent anyone else from finding such gross disappointment and disaster.

Fess up, man.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 am '''

Hey I'm going to be down in Richmond tomorrow anyway, I think you're pretty cute so I'd like to meet up if possible.

I understand if this is kind of sudden, but when I saw that picture I just knew I had to meet this woman.|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 am'''

kookydashy your comment make me so sad? i work so hard on my body to be my tomboy self and i am so tired of others putting me down for me being me. sometimes i think it because they jealous but for you to accuse me of being troll, someting i hate most in whole american world, make me cry some. this remind me of my sister telling me i cannot wear pants because i am woman. i can wear pants AND NOT BE MAN OR UGLY!!!!

as for Tippy, you sound so nice. I would love to meet a creature like you in reality world! i would even love to do your hair and nails and so much more... I am excite now! Yes! Please! I get out of work at around six. Can we do drinkies than??
|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:38 am'''

OMG that's perfect, I'm supposed to have an early dinner meeting with a supplier, so I will be free right around six. I'll private message you my cell number and other info so we can exchange our numbers and stuff. I am so excited, I cannot wait. I will be counting down the hours till we meet up my Tomboy dream. We'll have drinks, and maybe dessert ;). Hehehehe|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:44 am'''

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sawatdee kaa!! <3 You are true lady AND gentleman! I will call you tonight to confirm our time together with one another for tomorrow! You have dried every tear of mine so quick and make me smile bright bright bright... I cannot wait to smile more with you! xx|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

[[Image:Suchin 2.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 pm'''

Hey everyone, I have a major update.

So after my meeting with the supplier, who I sweet talked into giving me a discounted rate, I met up with Suchin for drinks. Let me just say Tomboys and Tomgirls, the photos do not do her justice, she looks absolutely incredible. She gave me some great tips on keeping my pedicures lasting longer, we talked about every subject imaginable, and I hope she doesn't mind me saying this, but I am totally crushing on her right now, and cannot wait to see her again. The drive home from Richmond felt like nothing because of how happy I am right now.

Plus I'll always have this picture to remember our incredible night by.

Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:33 pm'''

Yes, it very true ! Tippy you steal my heart and not ever let go! I am happy this way. I love sharing all my pretty lingerie with Tippy and I teach my new Tomgirl how to do Thai lap dance. We are so sensual and one. Tippy and I are item now!! NO TOUCHING! Thank you TBS and TGS of Virgina! <3 xoxo|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 pm'''

Suchin, you catty gal, I thought you were gonna let me announce to the forum that we were an item. It's ok, I still love you. And I can't wait until the next time we're together so I can give you that massage while you play your video games. I've never felt this happy, like this may be the greatest day of my entire life. I've met a lot of girls in my life, but Suchin, you are my woman, my strong, masculine, tomboy woman. I can't wait to see you next weekend, I've already talked to my boss, and I'm getting Friday off so we can spend the whole day together.

I never thought I'd be able to find love on an internet forum, and here we are, happy as can be. Thank you Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virgina, I hope the rest of you find your Tomboys and Tomgirls soon.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|It looks like I stand corrected of my suspicions. But with my past experiences, and the too great number of crazy people in the world, we all have to be very cautious. And with that, I apologize for my earlier post and hurting your feelings, Suchin.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

===Re: Manicure/Pedicure stories?===
{{quotebox|I have colored my nails before, and it is fun to do for a grand outting.

I feel it ill for me to go in for a manicure, not only due to lack of funds, but I am a recovering nail-biter. I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37&p=312#p312]</ref>}}

===Re: Mothers===
{{quotebox|My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish. And I am not going to ever go out without one of my [[muscle bra|sports bras]] again. She even tried to bribe, or wager, me, but I would not take it.

I feel there should be a law requiring all men to wear bras (sports ones at least); I feel grossed out whenever I see some dude walking sround shirtless. ]:(P<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref>}}

===Re: Friendship Issues===
{{quotebox|I'd like to talk a bit about those of us (well, me in particular) who have for real only less than or equal to a handful of friends in person.

Growing up, I have had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]]. I was considerably blessed, yet I still lack the virgin-breaker moment. The close friendships were great, and I really appreciated them in my heart forever. I really should have tried to get further, but before 21, I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating. There Really should be a manditory [[dating education]] class alongside sex ed.

I have known all of my life that I do get along better with women well over those of my own gender. No personal offense to anyone.

I have a mental flaw, along with other learnings, which has taught me that most of the worldwide male poulation are, pretty much, Uncaring, Violent, Ignorant, Dumb, Boring Jerks. And with that, I feel afraid in meeting most males, because I feel ill of getting too close, because of me getting hurt, or something else god-awful. ]:(

Again, no personal offense is meant to anyone.

My gal pal has informed me that me meeting more women and getting it on is very unlikely if I do not have many dude pals. Nutshell; I would be mistaken for a homo, or too easily [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] by women. This tid bit makes me feel sad.

Open for individual responses from Everyone on this forum.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:24 am'''

Aww, that sux!!!! Anyway I met most of my friends back in high school, or college, or at my past jobs. Sometimes it's hard to keep in touch with everybody but that's why the [[Internet]] and phones were invented! A lot of the friends I hang out with now were from my last job. We'd go out for drinks every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have the grandest of times! Sometimes I still meet up with them, but not every week like I used to.

As for meeting people, I've never really thought about it because I'm not a really shy person. I guess if you strike up conversations based on stuff you like or stuff you notice about them, that's a good start. It's real easy to sit in your room all day and play video games but you just have to talk to people and get out there. Sometimes I'll just go out all by myself and sit someplace nice and quiet and read. If you look cute sometimes people come up and introduce themselves!

But anyway if you haven't done it already you should get on [[Facebook]] and try to find your old friends and tell them what you've been up to since you've last seen them! It's a really easy way to keep in touch with people especially since a lot of people move away right after high school or college. Facebook is like a high school reunion that never ends! (Sorry if I sound like a commercial!) Plus if there's anyone who still lives in Virginia maybe they can introduce you to some of their single friends! Just be yourself and let us know what they say, ok?|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|"Social" websites like Facebook and [[MySpace]] are ALL a Joke against socializing. Everybody is on the internet these days. And to Socialize online with total strangers Constantly is an epic fail. That kind of "socializing" on the internet will only result in making people more and more Autistic-Like. Think about it.

The more time we spend in front of an internet screen leads to constant lack of practice in REAL Socializing face to face offline.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Mike Love » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:23 am'''

I like Facebook. There's a lot of people I don't nescesarilly talk to a lot, but I like to be able to keep up with what they're doing. Plus it makes it easier to keep track of people's phone numbers. Plus, I know a lot of cute girls, and I like to look at their photos a lot and get ideas on new outfits to wear.
|Mike Love<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Just a gosh-darn minute. People Pretend to be Other People online, even Computers have been Programmed to pretend to be People to tease and get personal information from you. And Trolls/Cyber-Bullies Hack into YOUR Facebook and MySpace, rearranging, smearing, soiling with pornographic, most horrible images from the darkest regions of the internet. And they create [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|wiki]] [[CWCki|sites]] and pages of Hate against you soo horrible that Googling your own name results in MILLIONS of hate-filled results.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

''Note: Almost all google searches for variations of Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler, CWC, Chris Chandler, etc.) consist mostly of pages mentioning other people such as Chris Chan Lee, people with the name Christian, Christianity, acronyms for companies, and other miscellaneous results. The actual ammount of hate-filled results probably ranges in the tens of thousands, not the millions. A ten second examination of the results would easily prove this but Chris has [[PS3|more important]] things to do.''

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:53 pm'''

Like I said, it's really, really sad that you're putting your fears in the way of getting in touch with your old friends and establishing new friendships. I'll bet your old friends think about you sometimes and miss you. And like it or not, people use social networking sites to contact people they know in real life to do things in real life. This is the way things are now.

I don't get how somebody who has enough courage to dress up in women's clothing and walk around in public and use the girl's bathroom can be so afraid of somebody making fun of them on the internet. I mean, who would even know who your old friends are? Why would somebody go through the trouble of impersonating them? And wouldn't you like, be able to figure out if it was somebody pretending to be them? I mean their Facebook profile would link back to all their friends and most of their family members. They'd not only have to fool you, but their parents and relatives, who have known them since they were born. Like, if somebody tried to set up a phony profile and pretended to be me just to hate on me, everybody would know that something was off.

So like, you've though about one bad thing that could happen if you tried to look up old friends on Facebook, and just assumed that it will happen. And you said you're afraid of getting to close to males in real life, because you think something bad might happen. It's really easy to worry and make up excuses about why you can't do things, but just know that if you do that anxiety is going to rule your life.

Like I said you believe in yourself enough to admit that you're a Tomgirl and get out there and strut your stuff. Some Tomgirls don't even get that far! Think about how much you've already accomplished before deciding what you can and can't do. You're your own boss and I can't make you do anything, I'm just saying your life would be a lot less lonely if you were open to looking up the old friends you've fallen out of touch with over the years.|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:31 am'''

Maybe I've just been lucky and haven't met anyone who has lied to me online. I use facebook to keep in contact with the people I'm close to, they've made it so easy to keep track of my friends, why wouldn't I take advantage of it. As far as having problems with meeting anyone online. I met Suchin here on the forum, and I had no trouble meeting up with her. There are always going to be assholes out there Kooky, but you can show them that they are just haters and you aren't going to listen to them.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:34 am'''
I just use FB in private mode, that way haters can't see what I'm doing and I only have my closest friends on there.
|Thoria<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

At this point Chris loses all self-control and does everything short of posting "I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me".

{{quotebox|It's not just THOUGHT, but it HAS happened to me before for real. And if you don't believe, take for example the author of the comic book series featuring that yellow, [[electric hedgehog]]... [[Sonichu]], if I remember correctly.

Before a time, the author had a clean history, then Cyber-Bullies and Trolls attacked him greatly; now Googling his name will result in over a million results of hate and name soiling. Especially from the blackmail and deceptions he had to endure.

I, myself, had a page on Facebook. Things were good for me a while. Then I was attacked in [[2005]] by the Trolls. They pretended to be my closest friends; they got a number of incriminating photos and details from me. They also hacked into my Facebook. It took me over a week before I was able to reset my password and e-mail address. And upon reflection, I closed my Facebook account and left the online socializing for years. It is real, and they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Girls]]
*[[Tomgirl Pictures]]
*[[Trollin' Train]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/ Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=95 Chris's profile]

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]

It's UGH!

2011-07-21T14:05:33Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

'''It's UGH!''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[July 2009]] before removing it a short time later in usual CWC fashion. The video features him begrudgingly singing along to the song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0 Ok2bgay] by Norwegian group [[Tomgirl|Tomboy]], which had been uploaded to his previous account when it was hacked in June. At the end of the video he curses at [[Jack Thaddeus]] (who had made [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris hump his PS3]] within the same day) and "[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha whatever]]."

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's UGH!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|tvSmjxpNb20}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music, {{Homos}} Homos
| Shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt2}} Brown with Blue Logo
| previous = [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]
| next = [[It's UGH!#Remake Video|It's____]]
}}

===Transcript===

[''Up until 0:36, the only audio from the video is the song "Ok2bgay". Chris starts singing at 0:37, in a very unsettling and [[alcohol|drunken]] growling voice/Kermit the Frog impression. Chris actually talks at 4:04.'']

<poem>It's okay to be [[gay]], let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your [[semen|load]]
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way ''[gagging sounds]''
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade

Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay!

Ugh. Yech. Ung... uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.</poem>

==Remake==
[[Image:TrickeryFail.jpg|thumb|Chris thought he would be clever if he made the video by not actually titling the video "It's Okay to be Gay," in addition to having tags "It's a Mockery you damn, dirty [[homos]]."]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], not satisfied with a video of Chris singing in a dumb voice and covering most of the camera as part of Chris's attempt, wanted a version of Chris singing it with more vigor.

'''It's____''', a remake of It's UGH! was uploaded on the following day, 25th [[July 2009]]. Chris is seen disguised with a Groucho mask, along with the hat and jacket of his [[Officer Nasty]] sex doll. Note, surprisingly, that Chris looks somewhat thinner in this video which just goes to show that black (and stained sex-doll accessories) really is slimming. The Youtube search tags read out, "It's a Mockery you damn dirty [[homos]]." He changes some of the pronouns of the lyrics to "she". In the last sentence of the video, he says that it's not okay to be gay, as yet another feeble attempt to "outwit" the [[trolls]].

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's____
| image = {{#ev:youtube|-zwRscjKze4}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music, {{Homos}} Homos
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| previous = [[It's UGH!#Video|It's UGH!]]
| next = [[Cwc dare]]
}}

===Transcript===

[[Kick the Autistic|Merry Kickmas.]][[Random-access humor|Why not?]]

It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you've come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
queen of the balls
some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
open your eyes
it's a matter of size. Siiiiize

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah
It's getting to ya

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade (cough)

(mumbling) Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's ''not'' okay to be gay!

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Is Louis Armstrong
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6FpV-Xkaxo0}}
| Stardate = 9 January 2010
| Maker = RandomVideoDump
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Cwc dare]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-24]]

[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-07-24]]

Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-07-20T18:21:57Z

JarlaxleArtemis: /* Re: Mothers */

'''Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia''' was a faux forum established in late [[April 2011]] in an attempt to lure [[Chris]] into an online community of [[Tomgirl|tomgirls]]; a [[Trollin' Train]] 2.0 of sorts. However this proved to be far more bountiful in that unlike Trollin' Train (where Chris was making up stories under a false persona), Chris was posting as himself under the alias "Kookydashy". This resulted in several stories of his exploits as a tomgirl that, to say the least, made the effort more than worth it. Chris posted on and off, trying his best to conceal his identity in the most obvious way possible. Below are his T&ToV posts, with blue representing Chris' posts and red representing posts in the threads he was responding to.

== Posts ==
===Re: Introductions!===
In which Chris openly announces he is Christian Weston Chandler as much as he can without actually saying it.

{{quotebox|Hello, fellow tomgirls. :)

Y'all may address me by my screen name in the board talk. I like music, makeup, [[homos|dressin' up]] in my mini, havin' fun 'n hangin' with my [[gal-pals|girlfriends]], karaoke, video games, crafting and art.

I am also empathetic, so [[Autism|I can understand others people's feelings]], as well as my own. I am a dynamic, [[Lie|complex]] individual.

I do not have many [[jerks|dude]] pals, because I have my own mental hang-ups against the majority of them; Nothing Personal. I have a history of being bullied by some mean brutes, as well as homosexuals, over the internet. Cyber-Bullies/[[Trolls]]/Anons are a hot button with me. I prefer not to discuss that issue further.

And I am an all-around good, friendly, honest, heterosexual tomgirl.

Thank you all for offering me respect, as I respect each of you and your opinions on the board.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2&p=157#p157]</ref>}}

===Re: Coming out to my parents===
In this thread, Chris opened up about his parents' feelings in regards to his newfound fetish.

{{quotebox|Y'all are singin' my song; my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] were shocked bad when I told them I was a tomgirl. Soo Literally old-fasioned (they're both [[Chris and English|seinors]]). My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.

I will Always be Straight, Mom and Dad; give me some faith and trust.

What a world with outside influances to put great paranoia in our families.

Also, try looking up "tomgirl" on Wikipedia; it redirects to "effeminancy". While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page is against us, due to it addressing the homos.

Someone needs to undo the redirects, edit the grammer errors in "tomgirl"`s original edit, and add a ton more detail to it.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&p=160#p160]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|My mom is still giving me complaints and nit-picks about me wearing my feminine attire. I wish I could just up and move out and not have to deal with my family; I don't know too many other people here in C-Ville, and those I do know I'm only acquainted with or know little about them for only a few weeks.

Plus finding employment is hard. I got a fancy computer degree from [[PVCC|community college]], and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada.

Plus also, she keeps throwing disbelief towards us by stating "Tomgirls aren't real"; SHE'S a Tomboy; what a bunch of 1940's old-fashioned crap. Plus she watches too much current news, and she is soo paranoid and shit.

I wish I could afford to move out, but I can't afford it financially, mentally and emotionally. Fucking [[stress|pisses me off.]]|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&start=20]</ref>}}

===Re: Girly Things Tee Hee===

By this point it was pretty much agreed upon that T&ToV was a huge success, see below.

{{quotebox|After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my [[duck|arrow]] down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical [[jerk|Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.

Heck, I would not hold it against a tomboy who felt more comfort in using the Men's room over the Ladies'.

As truest Tomgirls, we do respect greatly the women as equals. [[lie|I would never look]] or anything of the sort.

Open for your thoughts.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|I've recently got into the original Squinkies, they are so cute and cool. And their gumball-machine dispensing playsets are neat. I like the cupcake-shaped one. And they're also coming out with Squinkie cars for Hot Wheels and Cars 2; little Squinkie people now have cool wheels to drive.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&start=10]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Something else girly I enjoy danglin' around where I go is my ankle bracelet. It's a silver chain with sections of 4 silver beads, and I've added three stars on chains onto the hook. I never take it off, because it is an awesome and cute jewelry, plus it is difficult to put it back on. LOL

I also am enjoying the "Mighty Milky Way" DSiWare game on my 3DS. Luna is a cute, sexy gal, and the method of guiding her from planet to planet is neat.

Anyone else on here with a 3DS may add me onto y'all's Friend List with my code, 2836-0121-9073. Please P.M. me with your 3DS F.C. in response if y'all add me.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=382#p382]</ref>}}

===Re: Homosexuals===
{{quotebox|I do not care much for the [[homosexual]] males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face. Plus, most of the Cyber-Bullies who gave me grief were homos [[Jack Thaddeus|themselves]], placing their damn label onto me wrongfully.

As long as they each keep it to themselves and behind closed doors, I won't bother them.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

===Re: July Meetup===

{{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Sun May 29, 2011 9:58 pm'''

That's right, everyone. It's that time again. Time to plan our big meet up for July. We're currently looking to meet up somewhere that's kinda central and should be easy for everyone.

First off, remember to dress your best. I'm going to wear my old dress uniform like normal but if you'd like to give us a sneak peak of your outfit, please feel free to do so here.

Also, any suggestions for Date / Time / Location is welcome.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there!|DanielleTheRiveter<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|How about at the Applebees next to Toys 'R' Us on Branchlands Lane on a Monday; at 9 PM, they have Karaokee night there. Meet and greet first and sing-along after.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

===Re: FUKKEN HATERSSSssssssssss===
In which Chris fantasizes about an unrealistic encounter with a "hater", then throws in some unintelligible [[Random-access humor|RAH]].

{{quotebox|I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me [[virgin|I won't be geeting a woman]], I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, "All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds." :)|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=32&p=291#p291]</ref>}}

===Re: What part of Virginia are you from?===

{{quotebox|Charlottesville is my city of stompin' ground; it can stand some improvement, though. More excitement, and maybe a strip club or two. LOL.

I've also resided in Midlothian for my Middle and High School years.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=35&p=292#p292]</ref>}}

===Re: 10 interesting facts about you!===
Unsurprisingly the most bland, useless information is considered by Chris to be an "interesting fact"

{{quotebox|[[Autism|1.]] I like to take my time to think of how I feel about the current topic, as well as responding in discussion.

[[Lie|2.]] I am empathetic.

[[Fat|3.]] I appreciate how the fast food places wised up and started offering apple slices as a healthier option after decades of fried potatoes.

[[Trolls|4.]] With my history of being trolled and online coomunicating, I feel online socializing only makes people more autistic-like. People need to wise up and go back to feeling comfortable socializing in person.

[[Cwcsicle|5.]] I have sassy, fun ideas sometimes.

[[Sonichu|6.]] I am good at hand-drawing, coloring and story creating.

[[Manchester High School|7.]] I have had happy years in High School.

[[Autism|8.]] I try to be cautious of other people's intentions and feelings while communicating and coping with them.

[[Lie|9.]] I am technologically and musically inclined.

[[Chris and Art|10.]] I enjoy tinkering and creating when I feel inspired.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=34&p=293#p293]</ref>}}

===Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl===
[[Image:Suchin.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Sun May 29, 2011 2:44 am'''

hello my name is suchin and i am originally from thailand. my friends call me william or will because i am rowdy and like to have fun i am looking for tomgirl to treat me right. i work in manicure salon now and i love beauty on my men and dirt on me

[image]

this is me. what is you? lets meet up and exchange details. i am from richmond but will be in charlottesville for the 4th of july. i love freedom now too.
your turn now! fi dorrar. sacki aur bunti. PLEASE send me a message!|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|There is a pretty face, lovely head of hair and a nice rack in the photo. But I feel I have to interject here.

How do we know you are really that woman, or are you really some immature, trolling stupid brat trying to stir trouble on our forum? People have done that sort of thing over the internet; I fell victim to communicating with such people. And from that, I have learned to keep most personal things offline and to myself.

Anyway, I am not going to fall for such an obvious facade, and I wish to prevent anyone else from finding such gross disappointment and disaster.

Fess up, man.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 am '''

Hey I'm going to be down in Richmond tomorrow anyway, I think you're pretty cute so I'd like to meet up if possible.

I understand if this is kind of sudden, but when I saw that picture I just knew I had to meet this woman.|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 am'''

kookydashy your comment make me so sad? i work so hard on my body to be my tomboy self and i am so tired of others putting me down for me being me. sometimes i think it because they jealous but for you to accuse me of being troll, someting i hate most in whole american world, make me cry some. this remind me of my sister telling me i cannot wear pants because i am woman. i can wear pants AND NOT BE MAN OR UGLY!!!!

as for Tippy, you sound so nice. I would love to meet a creature like you in reality world! i would even love to do your hair and nails and so much more... I am excite now! Yes! Please! I get out of work at around six. Can we do drinkies than??
|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:38 am'''

OMG that's perfect, I'm supposed to have an early dinner meeting with a supplier, so I will be free right around six. I'll private message you my cell number and other info so we can exchange our numbers and stuff. I am so excited, I cannot wait. I will be counting down the hours till we meet up my Tomboy dream. We'll have drinks, and maybe dessert ;). Hehehehe|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:44 am'''

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sawatdee kaa!! <3 You are true lady AND gentleman! I will call you tonight to confirm our time together with one another for tomorrow! You have dried every tear of mine so quick and make me smile bright bright bright... I cannot wait to smile more with you! xx|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

[[Image:Suchin 2.jpg|thumb|Tippy]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 pm'''

Hey everyone, I have a major update.

So after my meeting with the supplier, who I sweet talked into giving me a discounted rate, I met up with Suchin for drinks. Let me just say Tomboys and Tomgirls, the photos do not do her justice, she looks absolutely incredible. She gave me some great tips on keeping my pedicures lasting longer, we talked about every subject imaginable, and I hope she doesn't mind me saying this, but I am totally crushing on her right now, and cannot wait to see her again. The drive home from Richmond felt like nothing because of how happy I am right now.

Plus I'll always have this picture to remember our incredible night by.

Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:33 pm'''

Yes, it very true ! Tippy you steal my heart and not ever let go! I am happy this way. I love sharing all my pretty lingerie with Tippy and I teach my new Tomgirl how to do Thai lap dance. We are so sensual and one. Tippy and I are item now!! NO TOUCHING! Thank you TBS and TGS of Virgina! <3 xoxo|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 pm'''

Suchin, you catty gal, I thought you were gonna let me announce to the forum that we were an item. It's ok, I still love you. And I can't wait until the next time we're together so I can give you that massage while you play your video games. I've never felt this happy, like this may be the greatest day of my entire life. I've met a lot of girls in my life, but Suchin, you are my woman, my strong, masculine, tomboy woman. I can't wait to see you next weekend, I've already talked to my boss, and I'm getting Friday off so we can spend the whole day together.

I never thought I'd be able to find love on an internet forum, and here we are, happy as can be. Thank you Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virgina, I hope the rest of you find your Tomboys and Tomgirls soon.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|It looks like I stand corrected of my suspicions. But with my past experiences, and the too great number of crazy people in the world, we all have to be very cautious. And with that, I apologize for my earlier post and hurting your feelings, Suchin.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

===Re: Manicure/Pedicure stories?===
{{quotebox|I have colored my nails before, and it is fun to do for a grand outting.

I feel it ill for me to go in for a manicure, not only due to lack of funds, but I am a recovering nail-biter. I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37&p=312#p312]</ref>}}

===Re: Mothers===
{{quotebox|My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish. And I am not going to ever go out without one of my sports bras again. She even tried to bribe, or wager, me, but I would not take it.

I feel there should be a law requiring all men to wear bras (sports ones at least); I feel grossed out whenever I see some dude walking sround shirtless. ]:(P|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref>}}

===Re: Friendship Issues===
{{quotebox|I'd like to talk a bit about those of us (well, me in particular) who have for real only less than or equal to a handful of friends in person.

Growing up, I have had mostly female friends. I was considerably blessed, yet I still lack the virgin-breaker moment. The close friendships were great, and I really appreciated them in my heart forever. I really should have tried to get further, but before 21, I was naive on the subject of dating. There Really should be a manditory dating education class alongside sex ed.

I have known all of my life that I do get along better with women well over those of my own gender. No personal offense to anyone.

I have a mental flaw, along with other learnings, which has taught me that most of the worldwide male poulation are, pretty much, Uncaring, Violent, Ignorant, Dumb, Boring Jerks. And with that, I feel afraid in meeting most males, because I feel ill of getting too close, because of me getting hurt, or something else god-awful. ]:(

Again, no personal offense is meant to anyone.

My gal pal has informed me that me meeting more women and getting it on is very unlikely if I do not have many dude pals. Nutshell; I would be mistaken for a homo, or too easily friend-zoned by women. This tid bit makes me feel sad.

Open for individual responses from Everyone on this forum.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:24 am'''

Aww, that sux!!!! Anyway I met most of my friends back in high school, or college, or at my past jobs. Sometimes it's hard to keep in touch with everybody but that's why the Internet and phones were invented! A lot of the friends I hang out with now were from my last job. We'd go out for drinks every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have the grandest of times! Sometimes I still meet up with them, but not every week like I used to.

As for meeting people, I've never really thought about it because I'm not a really shy person. I guess if you strike up conversations based on stuff you like or stuff you notice about them, that's a good start. It's real easy to sit in your room all day and play video games but you just have to talk to people and get out there. Sometimes I'll just go out all by myself and sit someplace nice and quiet and read. If you look cute sometimes people come up and introduce themselves!

But anyway if you haven't done it already you should get on Facebook and try to find your old friends and tell them what you've been up to since you've last seen them! It's a really easy way to keep in touch with people especially since a lot of people move away right after high school or college. Facebook is like a high school reunion that never ends! (Sorry if I sound like a commercial!) Plus if there's anyone who still lives in Virginia maybe they can introduce you to some of their single friends! Just be yourself and let us know what they say, ok?|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|"Social" websites like Facebook and MySpace are ALL a Joke against socializing. Everybody is on the internet these days. And to Socialize online with total strangers Constantly is an epic fail. That kind of "socializing" on the internet will only result in making people more and more Autistic-Like. Think about it.

The more time we spend in front of an internet screen leads to constant lack of practice in REAL Socializing face to face offline.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Mike Love » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:23 am'''

I like Facebook. There's a lot of people I don't nescesarilly talk to a lot, but I like to be able to keep up with what they're doing. Plus it makes it easier to keep track of people's phone numbers. Plus, I know a lot of cute girls, and I like to look at their photos a lot and get ideas on new outfits to wear.
|Mike Love<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Just a gosh-darn minute. People Pretend to be Other People online, even Computers have been Programmed to pretend to be People to tease and get personal information from you. And Trolls/Cyber-Bullies Hack into YOUR Facebook and MySpace, rearranging, smearing, soiling with pornographic, most horrible images from the darkest regions of the internet. And they create wiki sites and pages of Hate against you soo horrible that Googling your own name results in MILLIONS of hate-filled results.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

''Note: Almost all google searches for variations of Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler, CWC, Chris Chandler, etc.) consist mostly of pages mentioning other people such as Chris Chan Lee, people with the name Christian, Christianity, acronyms for companies, and other miscellaneous results. The actual ammount of hate-filled results probably ranges in the tens of thousands, not the millions. A ten second examination of the results would easily prove this but Chris has [[PS3|more important]] things to do.''

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:53 pm'''

Like I said, it's really, really sad that you're putting your fears in the way of getting in touch with your old friends and establishing new friendships. I'll bet your old friends think about you sometimes and miss you. And like it or not, people use social networking sites to contact people they know in real life to do things in real life. This is the way things are now.

I don't get how somebody who has enough courage to dress up in women's clothing and walk around in public and use the girl's bathroom can be so afraid of somebody making fun of them on the internet. I mean, who would even know who your old friends are? Why would somebody go through the trouble of impersonating them? And wouldn't you like, be able to figure out if it was somebody pretending to be them? I mean their Facebook profile would link back to all their friends and most of their family members. They'd not only have to fool you, but their parents and relatives, who have known them since they were born. Like, if somebody tried to set up a phony profile and pretended to be me just to hate on me, everybody would know that something was off.

So like, you've though about one bad thing that could happen if you tried to look up old friends on Facebook, and just assumed that it will happen. And you said you're afraid of getting to close to males in real life, because you think something bad might happen. It's really easy to worry and make up excuses about why you can't do things, but just know that if you do that anxiety is going to rule your life.

Like I said you believe in yourself enough to admit that you're a Tomgirl and get out there and strut your stuff. Some Tomgirls don't even get that far! Think about how much you've already accomplished before deciding what you can and can't do. You're your own boss and I can't make you do anything, I'm just saying your life would be a lot less lonely if you were open to looking up the old friends you've fallen out of touch with over the years.|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:31 am'''

Maybe I've just been lucky and haven't met anyone who has lied to me online. I use facebook to keep in contact with the people I'm close to, they've made it so easy to keep track of my friends, why wouldn't I take advantage of it. As far as having problems with meeting anyone online. I met Suchin here on the forum, and I had no trouble meeting up with her. There are always going to be assholes out there Kooky, but you can show them that they are just haters and you aren't going to listen to them.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:34 am'''
I just use FB in private mode, that way haters can't see what I'm doing and I only have my closest friends on there.
|Thoria<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

At this point Chris loses all self-control and does everything short of posting "I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me".

{{quotebox|It's not just THOUGHT, but it HAS happened to me before for real. And if you don't believe, take for example the author of the comic book series featuring that yellow, electric hedgehog... Sonichu, if I remember correctly.

Before a time, the author had a clean history, then Cyber-Bullies and Trolls attacked him greatly; now Googling his name will result in over a million results of hate and name soiling. Especially from the blackmail and deceptions he had to endure.

I, myself, had a page on Facebook. Things were good for me a while. Then I was attacked in 2005 by the Trolls. They pretended to be my closest friends; they got a number of incriminating photos and details from me. They also hacked into my Facebook. It took me over a week before I was able to reset my password and e-mail address. And upon reflection, I closed my Facebook account and left the online socializing for years. It is real, and they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.|Chris<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

==Aftermath==
Chris stopped posting on Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia shortly after his outburst. After a month of inactivity it was decided this information would be made freely available. T&ToV is highly regarded as a complete success, and much of the later content is considered a bonus. Chris once again proved he is completely naïve and gullible.

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Girls]]
*[[Tomgirl Pictures]]
*[[Trollin' Train]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/ Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=95 Chris's profile]

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[[Category:Homos]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]

List of Chris's PSN game downloads

2011-07-18T20:37:40Z

JarlaxleArtemis: /* Rocketmen */

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Dated}}
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|right|American taxpayer money spent on Social Security Disability helps disabled people like Chris buy essential goods like…video games.]]
[[Chris]] doesn't understand the value of [[Chris and money|money]]. This is well-known, but nowhere is it better illustrated than in the log of his '''[[PlayStation Network]] game downloads'''.

Acquired by [[Clyde Cash]] and other trolls, the data show that Chris has spent in the vicinity of $3,400 (as of late February 2010) on videos, game content, and other purchases through the PSN. His [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|video downloads]] are catalogued elsewhere. This list attempts to catalog the games and game "upgrades" Chris has bought so far.

Many of his spending decisions boggle the mind. He has, for instance, spent around $35 on nothing but furniture and character clothing for ''[[Sonichu Home Club|PlayStation Home]]'', [[Sony]]'s ''Second Life'' knockoff. Nearly $30 has gone towards new characters and ball designs for ''High Velocity Bowling'', even though his trophy showcase indicates that he hasn't bothered to play the game. On the ''[[Soul Calibur|Soul Calibur IV]]'' front, he bought weapon packs, content he could have unlocked on his own had he bothered to play the game at all. The most ridiculous part of his ''SCIV'' purchases is that he bought the Yoda character; one can easily see why [[Hex Bawx|Hex-Box]] owners are eager to purchase Darth Vader, but purchasing Yoda for PS3 is pure unadulterated fraternization with [[Hex Bawx|The Enemy]]. Finally, the bill for his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' downloads, of course, hardly bears thinking about.

Chris's rate of spending varies from month to month. In January 2009, he deposited a modest $90 in his PSN wallet, but that came after two months of heavy binging — he spent around $235 in December 2009 and almost as much in November.

Averaged out, Chris's PSN habit is enough to make short work of his [[monthly tugboat]] and then some. Since his downloads are paid for with a credit card, of course, they are responsible for the lion's share of his deepening debt. Chris's understanding of money has always been horrible, but only when he is freed from the constraints of a fixed income do we see just how little he understands of the value of money. This is a man who has been wearing the same [[Chris and fashion|hideous salvation army clothes]] for years, only retiring a costume when he gets too [[obesity|fat]] to wear it, yet he spends thousands of dollars on games he's likely never played. As Chris only receives around $800 a month, this is the rough equivalent of a normal person spending 3 1/2 months of their entire paycheck on just downloadables.

This list is based on an accounting of Chris's purchases through the American PlayStation Network, and as such may not be complete. It's likely that Chris has also spent even more money on downloads from the Japanese and other PSN stores, such as the game ''Mainichi Issho'', which he apparently played to completion, according to his trophy case. According to his communications with [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]], Chris also set up accounts for use with the Spanish, French, German, Japanese, and Hong Kong PSN stores.

==The Downloads==

===''[[Wikipedia:Bioshock|BioShock]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|PS3 Challenge Rooms
|$9.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Blast_Factor|Blast Factor]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Multiplayer Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Advanced Research
|$4.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$7.98'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Brain_Challenge|Brain Challenge]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Expansion Pack
|$2.99
|}

===''[[Brutal Legend]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Hammer of Infinite Fate
|$4.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Big Surf Island
| $12.99
|-
|Boost Specials Collection
| $7.99
|-
|Cops and Robbers
|$9.99
|-
|Party
| $9.99
|-
|Legendary Cars Collection
| $7.99
|-
|Time Savers Pack
| $4.99
|-
|Toy Car Collection
| $12.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$66.93'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Buzz!:_Quiz_TV|BUZZ! Quiz TV]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Videogames Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Quiz of the Year 2008 Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Junior: Jungle Party
| $4.99
|-
|Comedy Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Rock Legends
| $7.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$30.95'''
|}

===''Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Variety Map Pack (Purchased by trolls when first hacked)
|$9.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Disgaea_3:_Absence_of_Justice|Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|All Star Theme
| $0.99
|-
|Character: Curtis
| $1.99
|-
|Character: Hanako
| $1.99
|-
|Character: Prinny Curtis
| $1.99
|-
|Character: Taro
| $1.99
|-
|Class World Command Attack Mode
| $3.99
|-
|Defender of Earth Character Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Demon & Detective Set
| $3.99
|-
|Disgaea 2 Character Pack
| $4.99
|-
|Disgaea 2 Sacrebleu Character Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Fake Heroes Set
| $3.99
|-
|Item World Command Attack Mode
| $3.99
|-
|Item World Survival Attack Mode
| $3.99
|-
|Makai Kingdom Main Character Pack
| $3.99
|-
|Raspberyl Chapters 1-4
| $11.99
|-
|Soul Nomad Set
| $3.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$66.33'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Echochrome|echochrome]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|PSP Level Pack Add-On
|$4.99
|}

===''[[Eye of Judgment]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Expansion Bundle - Sets 2 & 3
|$19.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:FlOw|flOw]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Expansion Pack
|$2.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Folklore (video game)|Folklore]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Add-on Bundle 1
|$5.99
|-
|Add-on Bundle 2
|$5.99
|-
|Add-on Bundle 3
|$5.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$17.97'''
|}

===''Go! Puzzle''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Swizzle Blocks
|$2.99
|}

===''Go! Sudoku''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Easy Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Mild Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Difficult Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Fiendish Pack
|$2.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$11.96'''
|}

===''[[Guitar Hero]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|30 Seconds to Mars Track Pack
|$5.49
|-
|Acoustic Track Pack
|$5.49
|-
|AFI Track Pack
|$5.49
|-
|"Ain't Got Nothin'" by Oasis
|$1.99
|-
|All Hallows Eve Track Pack
|$5.49
|-
|"Antisocial"
|$2.49
|-
|Aussie Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Ben Harper and Relentless7 Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Billy Squier Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Bob Seger Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Breaking Benjamin Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"Camel's Night Out" by Eric Johnson
| $1.99
|-
|Bob Seger Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Celebrity New Year's Track Pack (Guitar Hero World Tour)
|$5.49
|-
|Classic Rock Track Pack (Guitar Hero III)
| $6.25
|-
|Classic Rock Track Pack (Guitar Hero World Tour)
| $5.49
|-
|Classic Rock 2 Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Coldplay Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Country Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Creedence Clearwater Revival Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Def Leppard Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Dragonforce Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"Dueling Banjos" by Steve Ouimette
| $1.99
|-
|The Eagles Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Eagles of Death Metal Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Epitaph Punk-O-Rama Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"Ernten Was Wir Säen"
|$2.49
|-
|European Track Pack 01
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 02
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 03
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 04
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 05
| $5.49
|-
|European Track Pack 06
| $5.49
|-
|"Falling Down" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|The Fall of Troy Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Foo Fighters Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"Get Off Your High Horse Lady" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|Guitar Hero World Tour Disc Import
| $3.49
|-
|Guitar Virtuoso Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Hard Rock Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"Heartbreaker" by Pat Benatar
| $1.99
|-
|Hendrix Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Hendrix Track Pack 02
| $5.49
|-
|"I'm Outta Time" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|Indie Rock Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Interscope Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Isle of Wight Festival Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"The James Bond Theme"
| $1.99
|-
|The Killers Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|KISS Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Knuckle Sandwich Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Lenny Kravitz Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Metal Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Metallica ''Death Magnetic'' Album
| $17.99
|-
|Modern Metal Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Motorhead Track Pack (Guitar Hero III)
| $6.25
|-
|Motörhead Track Pack (Guitar Hero World Tour)
| $5.49
|-
|Muse Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"The Nature of Reality" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|New Blues Masters Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Nirvana Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|No Doubt Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|"No Rain" by Blind Melon
| $1.99
|-
|Oasis Track Pack 01
| $5.49
|-
|OneRepublic Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Phish Live Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|The Pixies Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Pop Rock Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Queen Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Queens of the Stone Age Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|The Raconteurs Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|REM Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Rise Against Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|The Rolling Stones Live Track Pack
| $8.99
|-
|Silversun Pickups Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|The Smashing Pumpkins Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"So Payaso" - Single Track
| $2.49
|-
|"Soldier On" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|Southern Rock Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Steely Dan Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Street Sweeper Social Club Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|"To Be Where There's Life" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|"The Turning" by Oasis
| $1.99
|-
|Travis Barker Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Vagrant Records Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Vampire Weekend Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Velvet Revolver Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Victory Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Warner/Reprise Track Pack
| $6.25
|-
|Wings Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Wolfmother Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Yeah Yeah Yeahs/The Faint/Editors Track Pack
| $5.49
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$483.46'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:High_Velocity_Bowling|High Velocity Bowling]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|4th of July Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|60's Surf Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|All Hallow's Eve Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Animal Patterns Eve Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Amber
|$0.99
|-
|Back 2 School Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Bruce
|$0.99
|-
|Candy
|$0.99
|-
|Carlos
|$0.99
|-
|Carmen
|$0.99
|-
|Chastity Falls
|$0.99
|-
|Darryl
|$0.99
|-
|Doug Graves
|$0.99
|-
|Dwayne
|$0.99
|-
|Foxy Powers
|$0.99
|-
|Gage
|$0.99
|-
|Gearhead Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Ginger
|$0.99
|-
|Graphic Patterns Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Halloween Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Heather
|$0.99
|-
|Jarvis
|$0.99
|-
|Mike
|$0.99
|-
|Milan
|$0.99
|-
|Planets Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Psychedelic '60s Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Route 66 Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Techno Modern Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Tiki Polynesian Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|Winter Holiday Ball Pack
|$0.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$28.71'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Killzone_2|Killzone 2]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Steel & Titanium Pack (Purchased by trolls when first hacked)
|$5.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:The_Last_Guy|The Last Guy]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Add-on
|$1.99
|}

===''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|2000AD Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Animal Costumes
| $2.99
|-
|Animals PSN Avatar Bundle
| $1.25
|-
|Ape Escape Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Assassin's Creed II Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Artists Sticker Pack - Jon Burgerman
| $1.99
|-
|Artists Sticker Pack - Vera Bee
| $1.99
|-
|BUZZ! Costume with Stickers
| $1.99
|-
|Characters 1 PSN Avatar Bundle
| $1.25
|-
|Chimera SackBoy Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Egyptian Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Festive Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Festive PSN Avatars Bundle
| $0.99
|-
|Ghostbusters Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Heavenly Sword Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|History Costumes Pack
| $2.99
|-
|History Pack
| $3.99
|-
|ICO Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|inFAMOUS Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Killzone Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|LocoRoco Costumes
| $2.99
|-
|Metal Gear Solid - Costume Kit
| $5.99
|-
|Mm Music Pack
| $3.99
|-
|Monsters Kit
| $3.99
|-
|Monsters Costume Pack
| $2.99
|-
|MotorStorm Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Norse Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PATAPON Costume Pack
| $1.99
|-
|Pirates of the Caribbean Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Pirates of the Caribbean Level Kit
| $5.99
|-
|Planets PSN Avatar Bundle
| $0.99
|-
|PSP Gardens Level Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PSP Lurve Level Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PSP The Sack That Time Forgot Level Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PSP Savannah Level Pack
| $2.99
|-
|PSP Weddings Theme Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Rag Doll Kung Fu Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|RARE "SuperStar" SHIRT
| $4.99
|-
|"Sackboy on the Run" Dynamic Theme
| $2.99
|-
|Street Fighter II Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|Toro Costume
| $1.99
|-
|Valentine's Day Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Watchmen Costume Pack
| $5.99
|-
|WipEout Mini-Pack
| $2.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$146.08'''
|}

===''Mesmerize''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Distort
|$1.99
|-
|Trace
|$1.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$3.98'''
|}

===Miscellaneous items===
{| class="wikitable"
|Angels and Demons Fan Pack
| $1.99
|-
|The Cryptics PSP Digital Video Comic
| $2.99
|-
|Donald Duck and Daisy Duck in "Donald and Duckolde" #1
| $0.99
|-
|EA Sports Fantasy Football Live Score Tracker
| $0.99
|-
|Elven X PSP Theme 5
| $0.99
|-
|Elven X Theme 3
| $1.49
|-
|Family Guy Theme
| $1.99
|-
|South Park Dynamic Theme
| $2.99
|-
|South Park PSP Theme
| $1.49
|-
|Tori-Emaki
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #2
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #3
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #4
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #5
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: All Hail Megatron #6
| $1.99
|-
|Transformers: Animated - The Arrival #1
| $0.99
|-
|Transformers: Classics #1
| $0.99
|-
|Transformers: Spotlight - Optimus Prime
| $1.99
|-
|University of Virginia Theme
| $1.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$33.66'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:MotorStorm|MotorStorm]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Castro Capitano
|$0.99
|-
|Devil’s Weekend
|$5.99
|-
|Double Track Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Falfer Domino
|$0.99
|-
|Revenge Weekend
|$5.99
|-
|Vehicles & Skins 1
|$1.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$18.94'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Pain_(video_game)|PAIN]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|3 Character Bundle
| $1.99
|-
|Amusement Park
| $5.99
|-
|Andy Dick Character
| $1.99
|-
|Ao No Kutsu Character
| $0.99
|-
|Brock Lee Character
|$0.99
|-
|Cookie Character
| $0.99
|-
|Ded Baron Character
| $0.99
|-
|El Chile Grande Character
| $0.99
|-
|Elvira Character
| $1.99
|-
|Flavor Flav Character
| $1.99
|-
|George Takei Character
| $1.99
|-
|Ginger Character
| $0.99
|-
|Hilde Günnagröpe Character
| $1.99
|-
|The Hoff Character
| $1.99
|-
|Hung Lo Character
| $0.99
|-
|Kenneth Character
| $0.99
|-
|Knockin' Bloks Mode
| $1.99
|-
|Mae Ryder Character
| $1.99
|-
|Movie Studio
| $5.99
|-
|Muffy Character
| $0.99
|-
|Museum Environment
| $5.99
|-
|Nigel Character
| $0.99
|-
|PAINball Mode
| $1.99
|-
|Red Jimmy Character
| $0.99
|-
|Santa Character
| $0.99
|-
|Scurv Dogg Character
| $0.99
|-
|Smack Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Sore Spots
| $5.99
|-
|Speed Oocher Mode
| $1.99
|-
|Tati Character
| $0.99
|-
|Yeony Character
|$0.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$63.69'''
|}

===''Pinball Heroes''===
{| class="wikitable"
|High Velocity Bowling
|$3.99
|-
|Hot Shots Golf
|$3.99
|-
|PAIN Downtown
|$3.99
|-
|UNCHARTED
|$3.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$15.96'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk|PixelJunk]]'' series===
{| class="wikitable"
|''PixelJunk Eden'' Encore
|$5.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden'' Soundtrack
|$2.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters'' Album
|$2.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters'' Encore
|$5.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$17.96'''
|}

===PlayStation games for PS3/PSP===
{| class="wikitable"
|''2Xtreme''
|$5.99
|-
|''Backstreet Billiards''
|$5.99
|-
|''Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain''
|$5.99
|-
|''Bloody Roar''
|$5.99
|-
|''Bomberman Party Edition''
|$5.99
|-
|''Bowling''
|$5.99
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles''
|$5.99
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night''
|$9.99
|-
|''Championship Bass''
|$5.99
|-
|''Command & Conquer''
|$5.99
|-
|''Command & Conquer Red Alert''
|$5.99
|-
|''Command & Conquer Red Alert Retaliation''
|$5.99
|-
|''CoolBoarders''
|$5.99
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3''
|$5.99
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot''
|$5.99
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot: Warped''
|$5.99
|-
|''Dead in the Water''
|$5.99
|-
|''Destruction Derby''
|$5.99
|-
|''Dino Crisis''
|$5.99
|-
|''Extreme Pinball''
|$5.99
|-
|''Final Fantasy Tactics''
|$9.99
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII''
|$9.99
|-
|''Final Fantasy VIII''
|$9.99
|-
|''Fighting Force''
|$5.99
|-
|''Ford Racing''
|$5.99
|-
|''Gex''
|$5.99
|-
|''Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko''
|$5.99
|-
|''Hi-Octane: The Track Fights Back''
|$5.99
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''International Track and Field''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jet Moto''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jet Moto 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jet Moto 3''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jumping Flash!''
|$5.99
|-
|''Jumping Flash! 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''The King of Fighters '99''
|$5.99
|-
|''Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver''
|$5.99
|-
|''Medal of Honor''
|$5.99
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground''
|$5.99
|-
|''MediEvil''
|$5.99
|-
|''Metal Gear Solid''
|$9.99
|-
|''Mobile Light Force''
|$5.99
|-
|''Nuclear Strike''
|$5.99
|-
|''Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee''
|$9.99
|-
|''Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus''
|$9.99
|-
|''Pandemonium!''
|$5.99
|-
|''R-Type Delta''
|$5.99
|-
|''R-Types''
|$5.99
|-
|''Rally Cross''
|$5.99
|-
|''Rayman''
|$5.99
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape''
|$5.99
|-
|''Reel Fishing 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Resident Evil Director's Cut''
|$9.99
|-
|''Resident Evil 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Silent Hill''
|$5.99
|-
|''SimCity 2000''
|$5.99
|-
|''Sno-Cross Championship Racing''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!''
|$5.99
|-
|''Spyro Year of the Dragon''
|$5.99
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha''
|$5.99
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Suikoden''
|$5.99
|-
|''Syphon Filter''
|$5.99
|-
|''Syphon Filter 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tekken 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tomb Raider''
|$9.99
|-
|''Tomb Raider 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tomb Raider III''
|$5.99
|-
|''Tomb Raider IV: The Last Revelation''
|$5.99
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy''
|$5.99
|-
|''Warhawk''
|$5.99
|-
|''Wild Arms''
|$5.99
|-
|''Wild Arms 2''
|$5.99
|-
|''Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom''
|$5.99
|-
|''WipEout''
|$5.99
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer''
|$5.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$523.18'''
|}

===PlayStation 3 and PSP games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''.detuned''
|$2.99
|-
|''Age of Booty''
|$9.99
|-
|''Alien Havoc''
|$4.99
|-
|''Ape Quest'' Bundle
|$19.99
|-
|''Aquatopia''
|$1.99
|-
|''Astro Tripper''
|$4.99
|-
|''Beats''
|$4.99
|-
|''Beta Bloc''
|$4.99
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Rearmed''
|$9.99
|-
|''Blast Factor''
|$9.99
|-
|''Blast Off''
|$2.99
|-
|''Bomberman ULTRA''
|$4.99
|-
|''Braid''
|$7.49
|-
|''Brain Challenge'' PS3
|$9.99
|-
|''Brain Challenge'' PSP
|$9.99
|-
|''Brainpipe''
|$4.99
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn''
|$4.99
|-
|''Burnout Paradise''
|$19.99
|-
|''BUZZ Junior: Monster Rally''
|$4.99
|-
|''BUZZ Junior: RoboJam''
|$4.99
|-
|''Calling All Cars''
|$9.99
|-
|''Cash Guns Chaos''
|$4.99
|-
|''Championship Sprint''
|$4.99
|-
|''Creature Defense''
|$3.99
|-
|''Critter Crunch''
|$3.49
|-
|''Diner Dash''
|$9.99
|-
|''Droplitz''
|$4.99
|-
|''echochrome'' PS3
|$9.99
|-
|''echochrome'' PSP
|$9.99
|-
|''Echoes''
|$2.99
|-
|''Elefunk''
|$4.99
|-
|''Fate/Unlimited Codes''
|$14.99
|-
|''Fieldrunners''
|$6.99
|-
|''flOw'' PS3
|$7.99
|-
|''flOw'' PSP
| $4.99
|-
|''Flower''
|$4.99
|-
|''Fret Nice''
|$14.99
|-
|''Frogger Returns''
|$4.99
|-
|''Funky Punch''
|$4.99
|-
|''Gauntlet II''
|$4.99
|-
|''Go! Puzzle''
|$5.99
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski''
|$2.99
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving''
|$4.99
|-
|''Gravity Crash''
|$4.99
|-
|''GripShift'' v2.0
|$9.99
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes''
|$4.99
|-
|''Hero of Sparta''
|$6.99
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition''
|$4.99
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling''
|$4.99
|-
|''Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman! What Did I Do to Deserve This''
|$9.99
|-
|''JEOPARDY!''
|$14.99
|-
|''Joust''
|$4.99
|-
|''Kurulin Fusion''
|$4.99
|-
|''The Last Guy''
|$4.99
|-
|''Lemmings''
|$5.99
|-
|''Linger in Shadows''
|$2.99
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!''
|$6.99
|-
|''Manhunt 2''
|$19.99
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2''
|$7.49
|-
|''Mega Man 9''
|$9.99
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II''
|$4.99
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials''
|$9.99
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy''
|$4.99
|-
|''NOVASTRIKE''
|$4.99
|-
|''Nucleus''
|$9.99
|-
|''Numblast''
|$9.99
|-
|''Numblast PSP''
|$4.99
|-
|''Operation Creature Feature''
|$4.99
|-
|''PAIN''
|$4.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden''
|$4.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters''
|$7.99
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers''
|$6.99
|-
|''Piyotama''
|$2.99
|-
|''Q*bert v2.0''
|$4.99
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu''
|$9.99
|-
|''Rampage''
|$4.99
|-
|''Rampart''
|$4.99
|-
|''Snakeball''
|$9.99
|-
|''Sudoku''
|$4.99
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix''
|$9.99
|-
|''Super Rub a Dub''
|$6.99
|-
|''Super Stardust HD''
|$9.99
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix''
|$14.99
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars''
|$4.99
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops''
|$9.99
|-
|''Toy Home''
|$9.99
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection''
|$19.99
|-
|''TETRIS''
|$9.99
|-
|''THEXDER NEO PSP''
|$4.99
|-
|''Trash Panic''
|$4.99
|-
|''Trials of Topoq''
|$4.99
|-
|''Unbound Saga''
|$4.99
|-
|''UNO''
|$9.99
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune''
|$14.99
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3''
|$4.99
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D''
|$4.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$708.54'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:PlayStation_Home|PlayStation Home]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Anna Williams
| $0.49
|-
|Blue Robot
| $0.49
|-
|BSAACostume Earphone
| $0.49
|-
|Character Doll Chun-Li
| $1.99
|-
|Club
| $4.99
|-
|Cowboy Hat
| $0.49
|-
|Drainpipe Jeans
| $0.49
|-
|Festive Tree
| $0.99
|-
|Harbour Studio Picture Frame
| $2.99
|-
|Jeans with Turnups M
| $0.49
|-
|Large Leaf Plant
| $0.49
|-
|Model Plane
| $0.49
|-
|Modern Cabinet
| $0.99
|-
|Nina Williams Statue
| $0.49
|-
|Red and White Striped Pants
| $0.15
|-
|Rubber [[Duck]]
| $0.49
|-
|Ryu Gloves
| $0.99
|-
|Santa Claus Boots
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Glasses
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Gloves
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Hat - Male
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Jacket - Male
| $0.49
|-
|Santa Claus Trousers
| $0.49
|-
|Small Teddy Bear
| $0.49
|-
|Seasyl Shirt M
| $1.99
|-
|Snow Man
| $0.99
|-
|Snow Man Mask
| $0.99
|-
|Summer House
| $4.99
|-
|Summer House Light
| $0.99
|-
|Summer House Ornament
| $0.99
|-
|Summer House Sofa
| $0.99
|-
|Summer House Table
| $0.99
|-
|Tail-ored U.S. suit
| $0.15
|-
|Thin Framed Glasses
| $0.49
|-
|Uncle Sam Hat
| $0.15
|-
|Vase with Flowers
| $0.49
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$35.62'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Qore_(PlayStation_Network)|Qore]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Episode 01: June 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 02: July 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 03: August 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 04: September 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 05: October 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 06: November 2008
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 08: January 2009
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 09: February 2009
| $2.99
|-
|Episode 10: March 2009
| $2.99
|-
|Annual Subscription - April 2009
| $24.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$51.89'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Rag Doll Kung Fu|Rag Doll Kung Fu]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Time Saver Pack
|$1.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet_%26_Clank_Future:_Tools_of_Destruction|Ratchet & Clank Future]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Quest for Booty
|$14.99
|}

===''Resistance: Fall of Man''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Map Pack Bundle
|$7.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Rock_Band_(video_game)|Rock Band]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|"A Clean Shot"
|$0.99
|-
|"A Day Like This"
| $0.99
|-
|"All the [[Duck|Small Things]]"
| $0.99
|-
|"Another Way to Die"
| $1.99
|-
|"The Best Day Ever"
| $0.99
|-
|"Blue Christmas"
| $0.99
|-
|Boston Pack 1
|$9.99
|-
|"Bullets & Guns"
| $0.99
|-
|"Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You"
| $0.99
|-
|"Crushcrushcrush"
| $0.99
|-
|"Dirty Little Secret"
| $0.99
|-
|"Down at the Whisky"
| $0.99
|-
|"Dr. Feelgood"
| $1.99
|-
|"Get Ready to Rokk"
| $0.99
|-
|"Gimme Three Steps"
| $0.99
|-
|"Hanukkah Blessings"
| $0.99
|-
|"I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You"
| $0.99
|-
|"Last Train to Clarksville"
| $1.99
|-
|"Moving to Seattle"
| $0.99
|-
|Rock Band Song Export Key
| $4.99
|-
|"Rock Rebellion"
|$0.99
|-
|''Screaming For Vengeance'' Album
| $14.99
|-
|"Shake"
|$0.99
|-
|"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
| $1.99
|-
|"She's Fetching"
| $0.99
|-
|"Shockwave"
| $0.99
|-
|"Sugar Magnolia"
| $0.99
|-
|"Time Is Running Out"
| $0.99
|-
|"Sprode"
|$0.99
|-
|"We Care a Lot"
| $0.99
|-
|"Where's Gary?"
| $0.99
|-
|"Who's Going Home with You Tonight?"
| $0.99
|-
|"Yomp"
| $0.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$63.38'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Rock_Revolution|Rock Revolution]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bemani Pack
| $5.49
|-
|Pantera Pack
| $5.50
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$10.99'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Rocketmen:_Axis_of_Evil|Rocketmen]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Axis of Evil
| $4.99
|-
|[[sex toys|It Came From Uranus]]
| $4.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$9.98'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Siren:_Blood_Curse|Siren: Blood Curse]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Episodes 1-12
|$29.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Snakeball|Snakeball]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Team Mode
|$1.99
|}

===''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] 2006''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Very Hard Sonic Missions
|$2.49
|-
|Very Hard Shadow Missions
|$2.49
|-
|Very Hard Silver Missions
|$2.49
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$7.47'''
|}

===''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Unleashed''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Apatos & Shamar Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Chun-nan Adventure Pack
|$2.99
|-
|Empire City & Adabat Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Holoska Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Mazuri Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|Spagonia Adventure Pack
| $2.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$17.94'''
|}

===''[[Soul Calibur]] IV''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Customization Equipment 1
| $1.49
|-
|Customization Equipment 2
| $1.99
|-
|Weapon Set main weapons
| $3.99
|-
|Weapon Set bonus weapons
| $3.99
|-
|Additional Character Yoda
| $4.99
|-
|Customization Equipment 3
| $1.99
|-
|Downloadable Music full set
|$14.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$31.43'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Stranglehold_(video_game)|Stranglehold]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|CE Map Pack
| $14.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Street_Fighter_IV|Street Fighter IV]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brawler Costume Pack
|$3.99
|-
|Femme Fatale Pack
|$3.99
|-
|Shoryuken Pack
|$3.99
|-
|Shadaloo Pack
|$3.99
|-
|Classic Pack
|$3.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$19.95'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Super_Stardust_HD|Super Stardust HD]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Portable Add-on Pack
|$4.99
|-
|Portable Solo Pack Add-on
|$4.99
|-
|Solo Add-on Pack
|$4.99
|-
|Team Add-on Pack
|$4.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$19.96'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Tekken_5|Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Online Expansion
|$9.99
|}

===''[[Transformers]]: Revenge of the Fallen''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Maps and Characters DLC
|$9.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Toy_Home|Toy Home]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Expansion Pack
|$6.99
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 2: Among Thieves|Uncharted 2: Among Thieves]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Eye of Indra 2
|$0.99
|-
|Eye of Indra 3
|$0.99
|-
|Eye of Indra 4
|$0.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$2.97'''
|}

===''[[Wikipedia:Warhawk_(2007_video_game)|Warhawk]]''===
{| class="wikitable"
|Booster Combo
|$11.99
|-
|Fallen Star Pack
|$7.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$19.98'''
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|'''Total Spent (Chris's Downloads) '''
|'''$2689.66'''
|-
|'''Total Spent (Chris & Troll Downloads)'''
|'''$2707.64'''
|}

==See also==
*[[Chris and money]]
*[[Club Nintendo]] - with details on his Wii downloads.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's games]] - Chris's complete game collection.
*[[PS3]] - Chris's beloved money-flushing machine.

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:PS3]]
[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

User talk:JarlaxleArtemis

2011-07-15T23:44:04Z

JarlaxleArtemis: /* Sorry */ new section

== Stop ==

In order to make claims like this, you must provide evidence... and extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Until a higher-up tells me or you present very convincing proof, Bob isn't dead. If this is some trolling scheme, the CWCki doesn't exist for that, you drow/assassin hybrid. How's 4e working out for you anyway? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:42, 15 July 2011 (PDT)

== Sorry ==

I wasn't making outrageous claims. The homepage stated that Bob had died and I thought it was true.

July 2011

2011-07-15T23:39:57Z

JarlaxleArtemis: /* Events */

'''July 2011''' began with a new voicemail message.

==Events==

* 2 July: Chris changes his [[voicemail message]] again.
* 5 July: An apparently legit new [[Facebook]] account surfaces.<ref>[[:File:Chrisfacebook2011.png]]</ref>
* 7 July: ... and then quickly disappears.
* 15 July: [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] dies following another heart attack.

==References==

<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Bob Chandler

2011-07-15T23:38:34Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

: ''"Bob" redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''

{{quote|I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it.|Bob<ref>[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler]]</ref>}}

{{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death <ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]</ref>}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Bob Chandler
|-
| '''Birth name'''
| Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]
[[Cole|That fuck Bob]]
|-
| '''D.O.B.'''
| 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Robert (father)
|-
| '''Education'''
| Auburn University (engineering)
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Military communications, engineer
|-
|}
[[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]
'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref> - 15 July [[2011]]) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.

While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts.

Bob had conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information has become known.

==Biography==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|"I seen crosses burnin', fella."]]

===Service and education===

Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful [[CWCville|North Korea]]. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" />

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref>

===Career===

Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).<ref name="Barbara" />

As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water [container] molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

===World consciousness===

[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]

On the other hand, Bob himself is proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he is "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.<ref name="About" />

Speaking of the world, Bob has been interested in it since he was 10, and has become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He has collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].

Politically, Bob identifies as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>

===Health and late life===

[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]
[[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]
Bob lives on social security and General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He hasn't really had people to chat with (he loves to ramble if the person shows some slight interest), so he sits around, listens to music,<ref name="PSN 37" /> and takes care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he goes to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob has had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wears an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In a recent prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he has a fluid build up in his legs which can cause heart failure. This rapid decline in health worries him. <ref>[[Prank_calls]]</ref> He attributes his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. Let's hope that Chris hasn't inherited the traits for this longevity. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.<ref name="PSN 37" />

A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen if and when Bob dies before Barbara.

===What about Bob?===

[[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|"Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???"]]

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Bob is the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]</ref> But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father.

A poster on [[/cwc/| /cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you." [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!"]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." He is clearly neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well," with no further elaboration on his condition.

Whether he is on the road to recovery or has returned home to die is still unknown. If Bob is dying, it is highly unlikely that Chris would be told. Apart from one-line responses from Chris, the best way to stay updated on Bob's health might be to [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ read the Charlottesville] and [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/greenenews/ Greene County obituaries]. And God help him if he [[Aunt Corrina|dies on pancake day]].

Bob is currently out of the hospital, living at home and back to [[prank calls|arguing with himself]].

On 10 August, [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob is.

On 19 August, it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure is still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.

On 24 March, 2011, it was revealed in a phone call that Bob has malignant cancer.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob is out of contact<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> with his son [[David Alan Chandler]] and daughter [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], who both lead successful careers. For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" /> They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole will celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> Cole said that he and Bob share a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though we have no evidence yet that Bob hates Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knows Cole doesn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/>

===Chris===

{{quote|Get away from the Internet!
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]]."]]

Bob wishes Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thinks (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

After several occasions where trolls have communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.

Bob has reportedly explained to him that he has taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father is ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Chris will run for his father's aid when he feels threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seems to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seems to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believes that Chris has accomplished significant goals in his adult life.<ref name="Prank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</ref>

He may eventually get past that notion, given that he continues to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob has been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref>

==Audio and video appearances==

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.

* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Thehell.jpg|"The hell is this crap?"
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2011.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.
Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
<references />

{{People}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}
[[Category:Family Members]]

Mailbag 26

2011-07-07T15:33:18Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 26''' Was posted to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[December 2009]] by the CWCipedia's Sysop. It was answered two days later, 30 December 2009.

Amongst this batch, we learn why Chris put up [[Kill de Jack|his Christmas video]], denies that he had fleas in the same video, reveals he doesn't know what "asexual" means, yet shows his usual intolerance towards gays, as well as transgenders. Chris's ability to notice who's writing him is terribly inconsistent here. He calls out a letter writer calling himself Stephen King, but doesn't catch an equally obvious letter from Chris Brown. Likewise, a letter from someone claiming to be [[Magi-Chan]] is deleted forever, while a letter from [[Blake]] is answered without any comment as to its writer. It's likely Chris only recognized the letter from Stephen King because an episode of Family Guy was specifically dedicated to Stephen King and his works.

Notable in this set is that Chris finally responds to [[Evan]], but tries to implore Evan to reconsider wanting him to kill off [[Simonla]] for the sheer fact that it would take away [[Wild]]'s girlfriend.

==Answered==
===How the Chris-Chan stole Christmas===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Aliens (film)|Trevor Wierzbowski]] <silentbughunters@yahoo.co.uk>
Christian,

I use to be a big fans of yours, but after the video you posted on Christmas day to [[Jack]], I must say I am disgusted in you. What made you post a video like that on a day like Christmas? Christmas is a day of joy and remembering the birth of our lord Jesus Christ, but you thought it was a day of posting [[death threats]] on a website where all your fans, both young and old, could watch it! What do you think [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] would think of such things? I can tell you that they are more then likely very disappointed in you, as am I and no doubt many other fans are.

-Trevor}}
{{EmailReply|I felt the anger at that moment late in the day, and I wanted it up ASAP to inform [[Clyde]] and Jack that they both are B******s, and what they have been doing is NOT helping me see their [[Homos]]exual Male kind as good people. ON the contrary, they BOTH only make me see Anger RED with them. I apologize for doing that on Christmas Day, but I had already celebrated it with my family, and I had the thought and energy at that Late Part of the Day to Tell Those Two Down.}}

===Mary Lee Walsh trolls IRL===
{{Email|From: cutesonicfan@aim.com

Ohayou gozaimasu, Christian-kun!

It is me again, Mitsuki Tojo! I wish to thank you most humbly for your response to my email in [[Mailbag 3]]. I cannot thank you enough for you honorable words. I feel forever in your debt, Christian-Kun! I have some other questions, if I may. You gave me such a pleasant response, and answered each question with such tenderness. I admire you, Christian-Kun.

1.I am planning on enrolling in your [[Virginia]] university system at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. If you could, would you go back to college all over again? And if so, what would your major be?

2. In Japan, when a young man searches for his woman, he starts a host honorable quest called the [[Homos|"Boku wa okamadesu"]], or the love quest of truth. How is yours going?

3. Do you like Japanese [[sweetheart|women]]?

Forever yours truly,

Mitsuki Tojo <3}}
''"Boku wa okamadesu" means "I am gay/an *extremely* effeminate man" in Japanese. Chris just [[Molvanîa#Molvanîan expressions|doesn't pick up on these things]].''
{{EmailReply|You are kind, and I deeply appreciate that. :) 1) While, for me alone, my College Days were miserable and lonely, and also contained hatred and interference from a later-met adversary, I personally would not want to go back to PVCC. Besides which, that b**** "Dean", [[Mary Lee Walsh]], AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace. But I digress. *deep breath* I am not certain of the list of Majors there, but I did major in Computer Aided Drafting and Design ([[CADD]]). I recommend that you look over all the major options, and choose one that best suits you and your career desires or dreams. 
2) That is poetic, and sounds accurate and most similar to my ideals for my [[Sweetheart]] Search (which I used to refer to as "[[Love Quest]]"). My mind is taking in the epiphanies, facts and all that well, and I am taking deep considerations and thoughts with all that in mind. Whereas, in real life, I still am single, with only one date that ended with a "I'm just not that into you", and lowest bed-play. So I'd say it's going so-so. 
3) Yes, I like Japanese women, and I would welcome them as friends, for dating, and maybe [[Hanky-panky|something more and deep]].

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris's brain starts to work!===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]] <king.stephen@windowslive.com>

Merry Christmas, Mr. Chandler! My name is Stephen King. I am somewhat of a writer, and I have always been fascinated with your writing style. You have wonderful ideas, an amazing eye for detail, and great characters with believable personalities.

I too once had many great ideas, but over the years I did them all. Some people say I should retire, but writing is my life. All I need is one good idea. So please, Mr. Chandler, you are the only person I know of, with enough drive and creativity, to help me write a novel. Tell me, what should I write about? It can be anything, but I prefer horror.

Thanks and have a good day.

Your sincere fan, Stephen Edwin King.}}
{{EmailReply|REALLY? THE Stephen King? Author of such horrors as "The Mist", "Carrie", "The Shining" and "Vertigo"? Such a FAMOUS WRITER taking an interest in my own Hand-Drawn and Hand-Written works and sending me, a considerably lowly High-Functioning Autsitic Individual with [[honor roll|Good Grades in High School, College and whatnot]]? Forgive me for my skepticism, but I am NO FOOL; I was tricked before by TROLLS who pretended to be [[Nintendo]]'s Shigure Miyamoto, previous trusted ex gal-pals/girlfriends, a European Playstation Magazine (that went Out Of Print beforehand) Journalist, etc, etc, etc.

I will answer your question when you come clean and tell me your real name; what your Blood Mother Calls You, and NOT pretend to be a celebrity or thieve anyone's identity.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:07, 31 December 2009 (CET)}}

''Stephen King has never written a book called "Vertigo". He has collaborated with a comics publisher called Vertigo to create ''[[wikipedia: American Vampire|American Vampire]]'', but Chris is probably getting King mixed up with Alfred Hitchcock.''

===...then, promptly shuts down again===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Chris Brown (entertainer)|Christopher Brown]] <chrisbrownluvsrhianna@yahoo.com>

Hey Chris,

My name's Chris also. Chris Brown. I LOVE the Sonichu Comics. I've noticed that you've gotten in some trouble with women. I have also.

Here's my story. Me and my girlfriend, [[Wikipedia:Rihanna|Rhianna]], were on the way to a fancy dinner. We got into an argument on the way there, and I ended up getting so furious with that woman that I hit her multiple times and bit her also. The police were called, and I was arrested and taken to jail. I've been having alternating mood swings. Some days, I feel like calling her up and apologizing, but other times, I want to [[Chris and anger|STRANGLE]] THAT RIHANNA and tear her head off. However, I don't know if I want to do that, for I have my career to think about. I'm a musician, much like yourself. I'd say you have as much talent as me, if not more. Anyways, right now, I feel like driving to her house and beating her up again! What do I do to release these urges in a non-violent way? Have you ever hit a girl before? HELP!!!!!!

Chris Brown}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, [[:File:MachPunch.jpg|NEVER HIT A WOMAN]]. I suggest forgetting about her; after the way you've acted, I'd say she wants to be nowhere near you, and I would not blame her for getting a Restraining Order against you. You should consult a Psychiatrist, tell him your troubles, and let him help you sort out your mind.}}

===It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them===
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com>

To Christopher Christian [[Ricardo]] Weston Chandler,

How can you claim you're TRUE and [[Honest content|HONEST]] so much? The very existence
of this "[[Rejected Mailbag|Let Me Get Back To You On That]]" mailbag is admission that you lie. Whenever someone calls you out on a lie you make, you either claim it's a troll or stuff it away where you can't see it.

You're not only lying to others, you're not even being TRUE or HONEST to yourself. Come out from your [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|Trollsta's Paradise]] and face the fact that you're just as much of a jerk to your TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu
[[Fanbase]] as the [[Trolls]] are to you.

Think of this from MY perspective. When a fan makes comics about [[Rosechu]] as a MAN, you get angry, don't you? And if they were to say "I will turn Rosechu into a girl like she's supposed to be", that won't undo the damage.

Replacing Simonla with [[Simonchu]] won't fix anything, I don't want EITHER CHARACTER to be in your comics. I will be kind enough to let you finish Simonla's storyline and end it in a permanent fashion resulting in her [[death]]. And she has to die IN THE PAGES, not off-screen. I am STILL serious about this.

You've been running from me for months. Get Back To Me On This immediately, stop being a coward and prove you care about your fans
for once.

-Hugs and Kisses,

Evan}}
{{EmailReply|You are asking me to take Wild's girlfriend and Sweetheart away from him. Do not be such a monster.}}

===Chris hates da homos: Part 9001===
{{Email|From: bella <somatological@yahoo.com>

I was just wondering, if two people residing in [[CWCville]] had a loving, caring and respectful [[Homos|homosexual]] relationship, would you, as the mayor of this town, mind at all? Or are there any laws stating that you cannot be homosexual in CWCville?

Just an honest question.
Peace,
Bella}}
{{EmailReply|Gay Marriage is ILLEGAL IN Cwcville, VA.}}

===Chris uses advantage===
{{Email|From: Frank Muller <frankiefurter28@yahoo.com>

I noticed that in your [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV]] video, you scratch your head a total of ten times in about three minutes, and not in one of those "I'm thinking" ways but in the way a cat or dog digs for fleas. Have you contracted fleas?}}
{{EmailReply|I do not have fleas.}}

===New Year's wishes===
{{Email|From: mewthreepio@aol.com

You've probably been asked this already, but what is your New Years resolution for 2010?}}
{{EmailReply|Currently, I am undecided.}}

===Moar pron plz, kthnx===
{{Email|From: docdanchallis@aim.com

Hello Christian

First I'd like to say that you are doing a great job with the comic! Sonichu is without a doubt the best comic I've been reading in years!

Anyway, I've noticed that you censored the 17th Ep of Sonichu. Now, I understand that the comic might, first and foremost, be geared towards children so that was probably the right thing to do. But I think that the older readers might enjoy some of that adult stuff. I know I do!

Perhaps, you could make a special issue just for the older fans? It could contain the original 17th episode and a new episode featuring nudity and perhaps some [[hanky-panky]]. I think that some of your best displays of art, in the comic anyway, are the romantic stuff! As an adult male, I really enjoy looking at [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Rosechu's sweet pussy and breasts]]!

Please consider it. Thank you and keep up the good work!

Regards,

Daniel Challis}}
{{EmailReply|It has been under consideration, and will be dealt with soon enough.}}

===Chris and asexuality===
{{Email|From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com>

What do you think of people who are asexual? (look it up on [[wikipedia]] if you don't know what that is.)}}
{{EmailReply|I get an ERECTION when I see WOMEN STRIPPING, or are already NAKED. ''Yet to answer your question, I have no objections with asexual, but I do feel pity for those individuals.''}}
''The italicized part of this response was added long after the original response, on 4 [[January 2010]]. It is not known why he finally decided to actually answer the question instead of just being insecure about his sexuality.''

===Why Chris hates prostitutes===
{{Email|From: Bla Chu <blachu@ymail.com>
Hello Christian

Given the amount of agonising you do over your straightness and virginity and your new goal to upload the first time you have sex on to RedTube, why don't you hire a [[Chris and sex#prostitution|prostitute]]? You seem to have enough money for tons of [[video games]], a [[PS3|ps3]] and a big TV, so I'm sure you could afford to hire a decent one.

It just always struck me as strange that you won't hire one.

Regards

[[Blake]]}}
{{EmailReply|Are you kidding? Hiring a prostitute shows Lack of Emotional Meaning between me and her; I want my intercourse with TRUE LOVE Emotions Between me and her.}}

===Reusing the same excuses for everything else!===
{{Email|From: [[Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>

Yo yo yo! I just wanted to let you know, that you supportin' transgender people is a'ight!}}
{{EmailReply|I Do Not Care Much for Transgender People or Hermaphrodites, but I do not discriminate them as individual people.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chris: friend of homos everywhere===
{{Email|From: duo1138@yahoo.com

Chris, I've tried to fight the homo urges, but it's just become too hard. And after seeing the ads on CWCipedia, I've come to realize there is only one possible truth about myself.

I am gay.

Thank you for putting those ads up.

Hugs and kisses
Queenie}}

==Gone forever==
===Magi-Chan: voice of the people===
{{Email|From: [[Magi-Chan|Magi Chan]] <mcmagichan@googlemail.com>
Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

[[For Julie's Eyes Only|You disgust me.]]

Sincerely yours,
The REAL Magi-Chan.}}

{{Mailbag}}

June 2011

2011-06-07T23:58:53Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

'''June 2011''' has begun without incident.

==Events==

6 June: Chris changes his [[PSN|PSN]] comment to "[[Chris and English|I no Socialize Online]]"

==References==

<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

100 2188

2011-03-12T22:46:52Z

JarlaxleArtemis:

'''100_2188''' (officially '''100_2188.MOV''') is a video uploaded on 27 [[May 2010]]. [[Chris]] complains about the [[trolls]] vandalizing the [[CWCipedia]] and then tries to defend himself, saying that he is [[PS3|active]] in his community and that the trolls are losers who sit at their computers all day. He gets very preachy about not being glued to the internet, the need to go outside and socialize with real people, but then again, [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|we've heard this before]]. Chris announces that he does not need to repeat himself, then goes on to repeat himself (for the millionth time): he is [[homos|STRAIGHT]].

Chris claims that hacking someone else's "[[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|crap]] and stuff" is something he would never do, either forgetting or ignoring the fact that he invaded [[Liquid Chris]]'s e-mail account in his pursuit of [[Kacey]] and [[Samantha Thaddeus]]'s e-mail account in order to [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|converse with Jack]]. He levels all manner of rage at computers and the internet, but apparently, telephones are exempt, probably because they are an older medium and Chris is on a knee-jerk rant about how he doesn't want to associate with anyone who isn't in his life already. Truly, Chris is the perfect hybrid of both [[Racism|racist]] redneck and immature manchild.

His outfit in this video is a new variation on the "Trucker" costume from [[Some Favored Comedians]] and his [[The Hook Cafe|Hook Cafe]] profile pictures, this time featuring a dark blue t-shirt, a black vest, and a hat to hide his baldness. Whether this represents a sea change in his [[Chris and fashion|fashion]] choices remains to be seen.

==Description==

In the afternoon hours of 27 May 2010, Chris posted this message onto this video:

{{quote|As of today, May 27, 2010, I, Christian Weston Chandler, relinquish what was the Cwcipedia. I am keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday, as well as my [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Cwcville]] and all therein.

I stand by my own past statements, and I ignore and heavily disagree with, detest and abolish all that are stated Against me on the internet.

[[An Official Sonichu Update|I never meant to become famous]], and I wish to go back to when there was little against me.|}}

==Video==
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| name = 100_2188
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1zJY0v_pmsU}}
| stardate = 27 [[May 2010]]
| subject = {{Website|[[CWCipedia]]}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}, {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[Some Favored Comedians]]
| next = [[100 2189]]
}}

{{quote|I am not so much a manchild as I was before.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris opens the video with a sigh. The fan is still.'']

May 27, 2010. Look. All you people who dare- who are- all you people who mock me and torment me, you ''trolls''. I'm sick and tired of having to deal with you. You do not need to be gettin'- hacking into my [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|crap]] and stuff, you do not need to be doing that. And you should never do that! [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|I would never even do that]]!

I am ''trying'' to improve myself. I am [[Mass Debating|working on myself]] in real life. [[Monthly Tugboat|I am not lazy!]] I am no- I am not so much a manchild as I was before! And I am act- and I am active within my community looking for n- looking for new ''friends'' to talk- to hang out with and talk to.

Especially the women. I do not need to repeat myself! [''dramatically removes his glasses''] I am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]. I [[love]] women!

[''After a long pause, Chris puts his glasses on.'']

And I am ''not'' going to be on the internet much because I have been turned off of the internet, because of what- because of them damn tr-, because of you damn trolls. Give me so many bad experiences of the internet. Real life is so much better than the internet, you know, you glue yourselves to your computers... [''the glasses come back off''] every last one of you! And y'all are becoming ''[[autistic]]''-like! Stuck within your computers! Nobody- not- not too many people are socializing in real life anymore, they're just glued to their computers. That is not a world that we do not need to live in. Technology is suppo- is supposedly- supposed to improve our lives, make things easier for us. I'll tell you one thing that it is not making easier. Being sociable in real life. You need to glue- you need to get yourselves away from your computers. [[Chris and hypocrisy|And your sheltered lives. And go out and socialize in real life.]] Talk to people! Go find yoursel- go find your own sweethearts, or if you already found 'em, go t- go talk to them and h- and, and hang out with them, and... [[Hanky panky|everything]].

I do not need to have to update myself on the internet. [[Ian Brandon Anderson|My good name]] is my own good name. And nothing on the internet will change that for fact. Everything on the internet may as well be considered ''false''.

If you really want to know the truth, you have to s- seem- you have to talk to me in person! In real life. [''long pause''] Because I am not going to be pushed around anymore by anybody on the internet. Anybody outside of this state, outside of my own com- outside of [[CWCville|my own world]]. On the, on the internet, through the computer. The only ones that I will... associate with and ''possibly''... entrust... are those closest to me in real life. Computer-heads, go get your own life! ''Away from the computer!''

People meeting people on the internet supposedly is an [[The Hook Cafe|improvement]] in [[Okcupid|relationships]], but you know what? [''shakes his head vigorously''] ''[[Aspergers|I disagree! Heavily!]]''

[''After another long pause, the glasses go back on.'']

Improvement on what, socially? Nothing! We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone! We do not need the internet and e-mails! We've become- y- y'all have become slaves to your own damn thing. Think about it!

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