September 2009

2010-12-22T01:24:42Z

Java tava: /* Events of September 2009 */

[[Image:Recent Activity.jpg|thumb|Recent Activity]]
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|On '''9 September 2009''', Chris explains about the origins of [[Simonchu]].]]
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|On '''15 September 2009''', Chris puts two of his gitars on [[eBay]].]]
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|On '''26 September 2009''', this image is leaked.]]

'''September 2009''' started with a small feud between Chris and the troll [[Vivian Gee]], who created the [[Sonichu]] [[audiobooks]] and used to pose as his friend. The argument would end within a week with Chris throwing a fit, and Vivian mock-deleting her videos. Halfway through the month, however, Chris decided to upload a long series of [[Sonichu]] [[Videobooks]], in which he read the comics on film. This effort would take up pretty much all of Chris's time until it was finished near the 20th. The last weeks of September would be filled with Chris raging at the trolls, most notably [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Gregg Mays]].

==Events of September 2009==
* 1 September - Chris E-mails [[Vivian]] a [[Death threats|death threat]].
* 2 September - "[[Christopher Weston Chandler|Christopher]]" [[:Image:ChristopherWantsOut.PNG|comments]] on a music video of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTXbx0zyt_Q "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue] on [[YouTube]], saying he wants out. He is also favoriting [[homos|gay]] videos.
* 3 September - Christopher posts a [[:Image:ChristopherWantsOut2.PNG|similar comment]] on a music video of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dl9OxF0xNA "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness].
* 4 September - The worst birthday of [[Bob Chandler]] yet (at least in the recorded history), as he's [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|about to be evicted from his house]] at the age of nearly 100. But on the bright side, he received a nice gift from the [[trolls]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009]]</ref>
* 4 September - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 4th, 2009|video]], demanding that [[Vivian Gee]] delete all her videos and close her [[YouTube]] account before she can regain his respect.
* 6 September - Chris uploads a [[Sign Destruction Video|video]] showing him violently tearing up the sign that trolls left on his front lawn on [[2008#October|31 October 2008]]. He does this as a death-threat against Vivian Gee.
* 6 September - Chris finds out that his material on CWCipedia is available under the Creative Commons license, and immediately starts [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_License_on_the_bottom_of_my_Cwcipedia bitching] about it to the admin. He retaliates with a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWCipedia:Copyrights in depth justification for Sonichu's copyright] in addition to a [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Terms_of_use terms of use] for CWCipedia.
* 9 September - To stifle copyright-claims by [[Evan|Evan George]], the creator of Simonchu, Chris uploads [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu his account] of the origins of [[Simonla Rosechu]], including a previously unreleased rough version of Simonla.
* 9 September - [[Chris's resume]] surfaces onto the Internet, including background of his tenure at Wendy's and Cutco.
* 10 September - Chris posts a [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009|video]], in which he calls a person wanting to interview a troll, then goes on to suck up to the same person.
* 10 September - Chris releases [[Official Videobooks]] for [[Sonichu Episode 1 Official Audiobook|Episode 1]], [[Sonichu Episode 2 Official Audiobook|Episode 2]] and [[Sonichu Episode 3 Official Audiobook|Episode 3]].
* 11 September - Chris uploads [[Sonichu_0#Sub-Episode_1:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Jerkop-tastropie.22|Sub Episode 1]] [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Sub_Episode_1|videobook]] which coincidentally chronicled his personal 9/11 from 11 September [[2004]]. In addition, he begins uploading episodes from [[Sonichu 1 Official Videobook‎|Sonichu 1]].
* 12 September - Chris uploads the episodes and sub-episode from [[Sonichu 2 Official Videobook‎]].
* 13 September - Chris uploads the episodes and sub-episode from [[Sonichu 3 Official Videobook‎]].
* 13 September - In a [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|new video]], Chris declares that he has read the [[ED]] forums, and does not believe that a Sonichu game is being made.
* 14 September - Chris uploads the sub-episode from [[Sonichu 4 Official Videobook‎]].
* 15 September - Chris uploads the episodes from [[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook‎]].
* 15 September - Chris puts two of his Guitar-Hero gitars on [[eBay]]. It is becoming evident that he has started cleaning his room.
* 16 September - Chris makes a [[Clyde Cash the kid video|new video]] about [[Clyde Cash]] being an elementary school kid.
* 17 September - Chris uploads the episodes from [[Sonichu 6 Official Videobook‎]].
* 18 September - Chris uploads the episodes from [[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook‎]].
* 18 September - Chris registers the [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?v1=1&ti=1,1&Search%5FArg=sonichu&Search%5FCode=TALL&CNT=10&PID=lQBRg2JllmVrMkmXBVmDDJ2443kbj&SEQ=20091105170126&SID=1 copyright] for Sonichu.
* 19 September - Chris uploads the episodes from [[Sonichu 8 Official Videobook]].
* 19 September - Chris uploads a new [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19, 2009|video]] addressing a troll who is selling fake Sonichu merchandise.
* 20 September - Chris uploads [[Episode 19]] from [[Sonichu 9 Official Videobook]].
* 20 September - ScrewAttackEurope releases the final part of its [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] interviews with Chris, with [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._Transformers|Chris-Chan Discusses: Transformers]].
* 25 September - Chris releases a [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009|new video]] addressing a fake Sonichu website.
* 25 September - The first of the [[Regina e-mails]] is sent by Chris.
* 26 September - A [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|new drawing]] of [[Chris]] having sex with three women (including a [[niggo]]) is leaked.
* 29 September - Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|video]] claiming [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Gregg Mays]] are the same person, and that nobody has his "Director's Cut" of his [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|DVD]].

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You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!

2010-12-22T01:18:23Z

Java tava:

'''You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!''' is the gallery of fail Chris added to his own [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article in March 2008 <ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</ref> in a bizarre mindfuck attempt to presumably show humility. Also, he probably did it because he thought it would appease the trolls, who delight in seeing examples of Chris suffering.

Instead of showing situations demonstrating how he fails in real life, Chris posts various scenes from his comic book subjecting [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his Mary-Sue character]] to various misfortunes. How this amounts to self-deprecation, [[Autism|only Chris knows]], since Chris sees mild inconveniences like doing chores or being [[Get-Tar Region|told not to loiter]] as great [[Chris and his Ego|trials of adversity]]. Scenes in his comic where he's anything less than immaculate, he considers ultimate acts of humility.

What Chris fails to understand is that
#People can tell the difference between fact and fiction and ex-cathedra proclamations. That clearly shows that the speaker [[Chris and reality|doesn't understand this]]. That is ''a little bit'' unsettling.
#Readers actually prefer that fictional characters have some weaknesses (we in the industry call this "depth".) Albeit, they are generally a bit more believable and less crippling than what's seen here.

It is presented here exactly as it originally appeared on ED.

==You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!==

And it is shown in the following clips:

<gallery>
Image:SchuComic5Cover.jpg|I let myself get taunted and jeered to the max.
Image:AutisticFreak.jpg|I Called Myself a FREAK!
Image:CarpetStain.jpg|I had my head rubbed vigerously against a rough carpet.
Image:BloodTear.jpg|And it left me shedding Tears of Blood.
Image:BurnedMySeat.jpg|I set my ASS ON FIRE!
Image:MajorWedgie.jpg|I was given the worst wedgie of my life!
Image:CrashedIntoaWall.jpg|I crashed full-speed into walls!
Image:DrenchedwithSoda.jpg|I got DRENCHED in Soda, turned bad from the accident.
Image:Dogpile.jpg|I was piled on by a bunch of Jerkops.
Image:CWCComet.jpg|I led a comet into a path of my self-destruction.
Image:GrippedbyHead.jpg|I was gripped by mattalic[sic] digits by my head.
Image:GuiltyInnocense.jpg
Image:DroppedMyself.jpg|And I dropped myself.
Image:Headache.jpg|I had major headaches.
Image:WangedinHead.jpg
Image:KickedWhackedFaceinSand.jpg|Not to mention being BEAT UP Numerously.
Image:TKOGundam.jpg
Image:TookHeavyDamage.jpg
Image:GrossedMyselfOUT.jpg|Grossed Myself the FREAK OUT!
Image:SinkIntoAbyss.jpg|I let myself fall into an ABYSS.
Image:IgnoredMyself.jpg|I ignored myself.
Image:DorkyExpression.jpg|Drew myself Stupidly.
Image:RenderedUnconsious.jpg|I've worn myself unconsious[sic].
Image:SilverPlatter.jpg|And I served myself on a Silver Platter!
</gallery>

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