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*...that Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]]?<br />
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Nicole Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?<br />
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"<br />
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?<br />
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? <br />
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?<br />
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br />
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?<br />
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?<br />
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*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?<br />
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]?<br />
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?<br />
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br />
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]<br />
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?<br />
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wanted you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?<br />
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?<br />
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?<br />
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?<br />
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*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?<br />
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?<br />
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?<br />
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?<br />
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?<br />
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?<br />
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br />
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?<br />
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [[Wikipedia:Apple_core|children's game]]?<br />
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*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?<br />
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?<br />
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.)<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?<br />
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad was not as open minded on the subject?<br />
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]?<br />
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?<br />
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?<br />
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?<br />
*...that the American government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass?<br />
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*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?<br />
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with "More to Love"?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level-Up King]]?<br />
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br />
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?<br />
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]<br />
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?<br />
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?<br />
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]<br />
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?<br />
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*...that [[Jerkief|wooden badges]] are delicious?<br />
*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?<br />
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?<br />
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?<br />
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?<br />
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?<br />
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] became a troll because his brother [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]] committed suicide?<br />
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] had [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?<br />
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?<br />
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?<br />
*...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?<br />
*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?<br />
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|convicted in court twice]]?<br />
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?<br />
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?<br />
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?<br />
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?<br />
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*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?<br />
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?<br />
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?<br />
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?<br />
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?<br />
*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?<br />
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?<br />
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?<br />
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?<br />
:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dream]]s?<br />
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*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]<br />
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?<br />
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?<br />
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?<br />
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?<br />
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?<br />
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?<br />
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?<br />
*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?<br />
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]<br />
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*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?<br />
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?<br />
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?<br />
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?<br />
:*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?<br />
*...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?<br />
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?<br />
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?<br />
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br />
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?<br />
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*...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]?<br />
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?<br />
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?<br />
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?]]<br />
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?<br />
*...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?<br />
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl?]]<br />
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]?<br />
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] kept four [[Rosechu]]s imprisoned in his basement?<br />
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br />
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*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?<br />
*...that I was right; THEY don't want you to know that vaccines cause autism. Removing this line proves it.<br />
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?<br />
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|over one billion fans]]?<br />
*...that Chris wanted "Dont Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?<br />
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?<br />
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?<br />
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?<br />
*...that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?<br />
*...that Chris thinks you're "[[10_September_2009|trolling stupid]]"?<br />
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*...that Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]]?<br />
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Nicole Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?<br />
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"<br />
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?<br />
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? <br />
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?<br />
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br />
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?<br />
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?<br />
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*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?<br />
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]?<br />
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?<br />
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br />
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]<br />
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?<br />
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wanted you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?<br />
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?<br />
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?<br />
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?<br />
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*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?<br />
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?<br />
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?<br />
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?<br />
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?<br />
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?<br />
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br />
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?<br />
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [[Wikipedia:Apple_core|children's game]]?<br />
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*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?<br />
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?<br />
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.)<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?<br />
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad was not as open minded on the subject?<br />
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]?<br />
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?<br />
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?<br />
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?<br />
*...that the American government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass?<br />
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*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?<br />
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with "More to Love"?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level-Up King]]?<br />
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br />
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?<br />
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]<br />
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?<br />
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?<br />
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]<br />
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?<br />
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*...that [[Jerkief|wooden badges]] are delicious?<br />
*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?<br />
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?<br />
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?<br />
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?<br />
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?<br />
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] became a troll because his brother [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]] committed suicide?<br />
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] had [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?<br />
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?<br />
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?<br />
*...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?<br />
*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?<br />
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|convicted in court twice]]?<br />
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?<br />
*...that vaccines cause autism; of course you don't because THEY don't want you to know. <br />
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?<br />
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?<br />
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?<br />
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*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?<br />
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?<br />
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?<br />
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?<br />
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?<br />
*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?<br />
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?<br />
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?<br />
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?<br />
:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dream]]s?<br />
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*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]<br />
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?<br />
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?<br />
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?<br />
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?<br />
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?<br />
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?<br />
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?<br />
*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?<br />
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]<br />
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*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?<br />
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?<br />
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?<br />
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?<br />
:*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?<br />
*...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?<br />
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?<br />
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?<br />
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br />
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?<br />
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*...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]?<br />
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?<br />
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?<br />
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?]]<br />
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?<br />
*...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?<br />
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl?]]<br />
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]?<br />
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] kept four [[Rosechu]]s imprisoned in his basement?<br />
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br />
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*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?<br />
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|over one billion fans]]?<br />
*...that Chris wanted "Dont Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?<br />
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?<br />
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?<br />
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?<br />
*...that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?<br />
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*...that Chris is no longer a [[virgin with rage]]?<br />
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Nicole Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?<br />
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"<br />
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?<br />
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? <br />
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?<br />
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?<br />
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?<br />
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?<br />
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*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?<br />
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]?<br />
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?<br />
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?<br />
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]<br />
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?<br />
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wanted you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?<br />
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?<br />
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?<br />
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?<br />
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*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?<br />
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?<br />
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?<br />
*...that CWCki forum user jcrowley1985 was unfairly banned for having unpopular beliefs.<br />
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?<br />
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?<br />
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?<br />
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?<br />
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?<br />
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [[Wikipedia:Apple_core|children's game]]?<br />
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*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?<br />
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?<br />
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.)<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?<br />
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad was not as open minded on the subject?<br />
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]?<br />
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?<br />
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?<br />
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?<br />
*...that the American government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass?<br />
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*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?<br />
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with "More to Love"?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level-Up King]]?<br />
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?<br />
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?<br />
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]<br />
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?<br />
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?<br />
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]<br />
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?<br />
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*...that [[Jerkief|wooden badges]] are delicious?<br />
*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?<br />
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?<br />
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?<br />
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?<br />
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?<br />
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?<br />
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] became a troll because his brother [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]] committed suicide?<br />
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] had [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?<br />
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?<br />
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?<br />
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?<br />
*...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?<br />
*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?<br />
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|convicted in court twice]]?<br />
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?<br />
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?<br />
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?<br />
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?<br />
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?<br />
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*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?<br />
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?<br />
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?<br />
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?<br />
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?<br />
*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?<br />
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?<br />
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?<br />
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?<br />
:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dream]]s?<br />
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*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]<br />
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?<br />
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?<br />
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?<br />
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?<br />
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?<br />
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?<br />
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?<br />
*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?<br />
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]<br />
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*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?<br />
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?<br />
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?<br />
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?<br />
:*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?<br />
*...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?<br />
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?<br />
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?<br />
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br />
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?<br />
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*...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]?<br />
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?<br />
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?<br />
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?]]<br />
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?<br />
*...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?<br />
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl?]]<br />
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]?<br />
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] kept four [[Rosechu]]s imprisoned in his basement?<br />
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?<br />
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*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?<br />
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?<br />
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|over one billion fans]]?<br />
*...that Chris wanted "Dont Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?<br />
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?<br />
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?<br />
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?<br />
*...that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?<br />
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==Traditional Media==<br />
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In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.<br />
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Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
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{{main|Shoujo Beat}}<br />
<br />
Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
<br />
=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===<br />
<br />
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br />
<br />
On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
<br />
=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===<br />
<br />
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br />
<br />
One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
<br />
=== ''Web Soup'' ===<br />
<br />
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}<br />
<br />
Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.<br />
<br />
=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]<br />
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
<br />
=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===<br />
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|gLYvMLHZfFo}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Major Internet media==<br />
<br />
===Fark.com===<br />
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}<br />
<br />
===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
<br />
{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
<br />
===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br />
<br />
When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
<br />
===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br />
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}<br />
<br />
Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
<br />
===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.<br />
<br />
===Something Awful===<br />
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
<br />
Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
<br />
===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
<br />
{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
<br />
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On January 13, 2012, Sega of America has made a drop reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when talking about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away. While this is not TRUE and HONEST Sonichu merchandise, it just shows that Sega at least acknowledged the existence of Electric Hedgehogs as part of Sonic's universe. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= SegaAmerica Sonichu<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_in_the_media&diff=157137Chris in the media2012-02-23T00:24:43Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Sega Acknowledges Sonichu */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br />
<br />
==Traditional Media==<br />
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br />
<br />
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}<br />
<br />
In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.<br />
<br />
===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===<br />
<br />
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}<br />
<br />
Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br />
<br />
===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br />
<br />
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}<br />
<br />
In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].<br />
<br />
===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br />
<br />
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}<br />
<br />
Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
<br />
===Shoujo Beat===<br />
<br />
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}<br />
<br />
Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
<br />
=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===<br />
<br />
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br />
<br />
On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
<br />
=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===<br />
<br />
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br />
<br />
One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
<br />
=== ''Web Soup'' ===<br />
<br />
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}<br />
<br />
Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.<br />
<br />
=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]<br />
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
<br />
=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===<br />
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|gLYvMLHZfFo}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Major Internet media==<br />
<br />
===Fark.com===<br />
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}<br />
<br />
===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
<br />
{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
<br />
===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br />
<br />
When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
<br />
===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br />
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}<br />
<br />
Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
<br />
===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.<br />
<br />
===Something Awful===<br />
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
<br />
Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
<br />
===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
<br />
{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
<br />
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On January 13, 2012, Sega of America has made a drop reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday's" videos when talking about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away. While this is not TRUE and HONEST Sonichu merchandise, it just shows that Sega at least acknowledged the existence of Electric Hedgehogs as part of Sonic's universe. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= SegaAmerica Sonichu<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_in_the_media&diff=157136Chris in the media2012-02-23T00:09:42Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Sega Acknowledges Sonichu */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br />
<br />
==Traditional Media==<br />
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br />
<br />
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}<br />
<br />
In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.<br />
<br />
===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===<br />
<br />
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}<br />
<br />
Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br />
<br />
===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br />
<br />
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}<br />
<br />
In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].<br />
<br />
===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br />
<br />
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}<br />
<br />
Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
<br />
===Shoujo Beat===<br />
<br />
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}<br />
<br />
Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
<br />
=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===<br />
<br />
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br />
<br />
On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
<br />
=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===<br />
<br />
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br />
<br />
One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
<br />
=== ''Web Soup'' ===<br />
<br />
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}<br />
<br />
Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.<br />
<br />
=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]<br />
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
<br />
=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===<br />
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|gLYvMLHZfFo}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Major Internet media==<br />
<br />
===Fark.com===<br />
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}<br />
<br />
===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
<br />
{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
<br />
===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br />
<br />
When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
<br />
===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br />
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}<br />
<br />
Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
<br />
===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.<br />
<br />
===Something Awful===<br />
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
<br />
Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
<br />
===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
<br />
{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
<br />
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On January 13, 2012, Sega of America has made a drop reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday's" videos when talking about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away. While this is not TRUE and HONEST Sonichu merchandise, it just shows that Sega at least acknowledged the existence of Electric Hedgehogs as part of Sonic's universe. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= SegaAmerica Sonichu<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|C3339408UDOE}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_in_the_media&diff=157135Chris in the media2012-02-23T00:05:12Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Sega Acknowledges Sonichu */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br />
<br />
==Traditional Media==<br />
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br />
<br />
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}<br />
<br />
In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.<br />
<br />
===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===<br />
<br />
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}<br />
<br />
Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br />
<br />
===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br />
<br />
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}<br />
<br />
In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].<br />
<br />
===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br />
<br />
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}<br />
<br />
Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
<br />
===Shoujo Beat===<br />
<br />
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}<br />
<br />
Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
<br />
=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===<br />
<br />
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br />
<br />
On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
<br />
=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===<br />
<br />
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br />
<br />
One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
<br />
=== ''Web Soup'' ===<br />
<br />
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}<br />
<br />
Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.<br />
<br />
=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]<br />
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
<br />
=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===<br />
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|gLYvMLHZfFo}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Major Internet media==<br />
<br />
===Fark.com===<br />
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}<br />
<br />
===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
<br />
{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
<br />
===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br />
<br />
When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
<br />
===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br />
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}<br />
<br />
Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
<br />
===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.<br />
<br />
===Something Awful===<br />
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
<br />
Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
<br />
===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
<br />
{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
<br />
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On January 13, 2012, Sega of America has made a drop reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday's" videos when talking about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away. While this is not TRUE and HONEST Sonichu merchandise, it just shows that Sega at least acknowledged the existence of Electric Hedgehogs as part of Sonic's universe. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= SegaAmerica Sonichu<br />
|video= {{#ev:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_in_the_media&diff=157134Chris in the media2012-02-23T00:03:49Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Sega Acknowledges Sonichu */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br />
<br />
==Traditional Media==<br />
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br />
<br />
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}<br />
<br />
In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.<br />
<br />
===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===<br />
<br />
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}<br />
<br />
Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br />
<br />
===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br />
<br />
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}<br />
<br />
In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].<br />
<br />
===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br />
<br />
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}<br />
<br />
Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
<br />
===Shoujo Beat===<br />
<br />
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}<br />
<br />
Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
<br />
=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===<br />
<br />
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br />
<br />
On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
<br />
=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===<br />
<br />
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br />
<br />
One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
<br />
=== ''Web Soup'' ===<br />
<br />
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}<br />
<br />
Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.<br />
<br />
=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]<br />
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
<br />
=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===<br />
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|gLYvMLHZfFo}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Major Internet media==<br />
<br />
===Fark.com===<br />
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}<br />
<br />
===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
<br />
{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
<br />
===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br />
<br />
When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
<br />
===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br />
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}<br />
<br />
Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
<br />
===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.<br />
<br />
===Something Awful===<br />
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
<br />
Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
<br />
===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
<br />
{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
<br />
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On January 13, 2012, Sega of America has made a drop reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday's" videos when talking about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away. While this is not TRUE and HONEST Sonichu merchandise, it just shows that Sega at least acknowledged the existence of Electric Hedgehogs as part of Sonic's universe. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= SegaAmerica Sonichu<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_in_the_media&diff=157133Chris in the media2012-02-22T23:58:46Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Sega Acknowledges Sonichu */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br />
<br />
==Traditional Media==<br />
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br />
<br />
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}<br />
<br />
In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.<br />
<br />
===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===<br />
<br />
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}<br />
<br />
Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br />
<br />
===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br />
<br />
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}<br />
<br />
In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].<br />
<br />
===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br />
<br />
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}<br />
<br />
Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
<br />
===Shoujo Beat===<br />
<br />
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}<br />
<br />
Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
<br />
=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===<br />
<br />
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br />
<br />
On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
<br />
=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===<br />
<br />
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br />
<br />
One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
<br />
=== ''Web Soup'' ===<br />
<br />
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}<br />
<br />
Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.<br />
<br />
=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]<br />
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
<br />
=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===<br />
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|gLYvMLHZfFo}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Major Internet media==<br />
<br />
===Fark.com===<br />
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}<br />
<br />
===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
<br />
{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
<br />
===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br />
<br />
When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
<br />
===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br />
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}<br />
<br />
Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
<br />
===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.<br />
<br />
===Something Awful===<br />
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
<br />
Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
<br />
===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
<br />
{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
<br />
===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
<br />
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On January 13, 2012, Sega of America has made a drop reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday's" videos when talking about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away. While this is not TRUE and HONEST Sonichu merchandise, it just shows that Sega at least acknowledged the existence of Electric Hedgehogs as part of Sonic's universe. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.<br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_in_the_media&diff=157132Chris in the media2012-02-22T23:57:57Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Major Internet media */</p>
<hr />
<div>[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Television, newspapers, magazines and, of course, the internet - if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.<br />
<br />
==Traditional Media==<br />
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===<br />
<br />
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}<br />
<br />
In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in the media.<br />
<br />
===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===<br />
<br />
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}<br />
<br />
Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.<br />
<br />
===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===<br />
<br />
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}<br />
<br />
In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 at the time, and he was playing Pokémon cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as eight]].<br />
<br />
===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===<br />
<br />
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}<br />
<br />
Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's Animal Crossing video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.<br />
<br />
===Shoujo Beat===<br />
<br />
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}<br />
<br />
Chris sent a letter to an anime-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonely virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.<br />
<br />
=== WBCN Toucher and Rich ===<br />
<br />
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}<br />
<br />
On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in Boston. The whole media furor was sparked by the [[I Got A Fish]] video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref><br />
<br />
=== KROQ ''The Kevin and Bean Show''===<br />
<br />
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}<br />
<br />
One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts Kevin and Bean. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .<br />
<br />
=== ''Web Soup'' ===<br />
<br />
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}<br />
<br />
Once again, Chris's I Got A Fish video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]]. Days later, Chris realizes that ''Web Soup'' is a show devoted to making fun of [[Slow-in-the-minds|stupid people]] on the internet like himself.<br />
<br />
=== ''Slylock Fox'' ===<br />
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]<br />
On 25 September 2011, ''Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids'', a comic strip strip published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." It is unknown if Chris submitted it himself or if this is the work of [[trolls]]. The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was nine years old (rather than twenty-nine) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.<br />
<br />
=== ''The Opie & Anthony Show'' ===<br />
''The Opie & Anthony Show'' on Sirius XM satellite radio which is broadcasted to 18.5 million units did a commentary segment on Christian's video response to drinking his own cum and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether the man child has realized that his autistic antics have technically been broadcasted to low earth orbit.<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
|name= Opie and Anthony: Chris Chan<br />
|video= {{#ev:youtube|gLYvMLHZfFo}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Major Internet media==<br />
<br />
===Fark.com===<br />
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on the internet has been found|A Farker}}<br />
<br />
===Heavy.com===<br />
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].<br />
<br />
{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. [[Christian Weston Chandler]], aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about the Internet made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Bob Chandler|par]][[Barbara Chandler|ents]], sponges off the [[monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}<br />
<br />
===Harry Partridge===<br />
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]<br />
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "A Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.<br />
<br />
When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref><br />
<br />
{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}<br />
<br />
===Atop the Fourth Wall===<br />
Comic reviewer Linkara goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref><br />
<br />
{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is... Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I hadn't heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara}}<br />
<br />
Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to engage in potential drama. At the end of the video, he uses Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.<br />
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===RayWilliamJohnson===<br />
In one episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of drinking his cum. Though he never gave Chris's name, (referring to him inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' nerd) he did provide a link to Chris's old channel.<br />
<br />
===Something Awful===<br />
The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref><br />
<br />
Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[Medallion]], and how [[Sonic]] cured his [[Autism]] in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref><br />
<br />
===SpliceToday.com===<br />
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.<br />
<br />
{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his kitchen microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}<br />
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===Nicole Richie's twitter===<br />
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Wikipedia:Twitter|Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].<br />
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===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===<br />
On January 13, 2012, Sega of America has made a drop reference to Sonichu in one of their "Free Stuff Friday's" videos when talking about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away. While this is not TRUE and HONEST Sonichu merchandise, it just shows that Sega at least acknowledged the existence of Electric Hedgehogs as part of Sonic's universe. <br />
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc&feature=plcp&context=C3339408UDOEgsToPDskLt-QBTt2G-JGOVz5W_wy4Z]<br />
<br />
==References==<br />
<references/><br />
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonichu_(character)&diff=153964Talk:Sonichu (character)2011-12-07T19:51:51Z<p>Jcrowley1985: </p>
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<div>==To do==<br />
*<strike>Sonichu's origin story from comics</strike> Done<br />
*<strike>more on Sonichu's origin from that project Chris had to do for school</strike><br />
*evolution of Sonichu's character<br />
*Sonichu as Chris's Mary Sue<br />
*relationship with Rosechu (compare with Chris's ideal relationship)<br />
<br />
==OH SNAP== <br />
In episode 9, rosechu calls Chris "father". Meaning sonichu and rosechu are brother and sister. DELICIOUS INCEST. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:16, 11 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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*Chris probably means "father" as in creator, not biological father. Incest is still a avery high possibility though. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:21, 11 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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<br />
==Marriage==<br />
Need to incorporate how Sonichu married Rosechu here as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:14, 3 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
I added a paragraph on the marriage, but what little details Chris has given are so few and make so little sense it's hard to coherently document. [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 21:39, 5 August 2009(CEST)<br />
<br />
Rosechu was 17 when they married. What's worse, all 3 of her kids were conceived before her 18th Birthday. I don't know Virgina's statutory rape laws, but the point remains. -[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 20:53, 9 August 2009(CEST)<br />
<br />
Statutory rape doesn't apply if they're married, and they're animals so it doesn't matter. The question is, who gave the consent for Rosechu to be married in the first place. [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 07:26, 10 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==CWCipedia==<br />
There's now a SHITTON of new Sonichu canon stuff that can be incorporated into the article. Need to work on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:38, 5 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Particularly, the biography needs to be reworked for the canon from the CWCipedia entry. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:59, 6 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Biology==<br />
<br />
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Biology<br />
<br />
Shit is hella creepy. Should this be included in [[da update]] or something like [[chris and sex]]?[[User:Granola|Granola]] 09:50, 6 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
*Really shouldn't go in Da Update since if we included everything Chris updates on CWCipedia. Perhaps part of the intro should be mentioned in [[Chris and sex]] but it also overlaps with [[Sonichu (species)]] and [[Rosechu (species)]]. I must say, Chris is a piss poor wiki editor since his articles go all over the place and discuss a shitton of things that really could get their own articles. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:59, 6 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
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==Copyright==<br />
Despite the obvious issues (IE, it's not even an original character, and it totally rips off of everything else), why does Chris insist on calling Copyright and sending people to the police? I think an amusing thing to do would be claim this entire wiki to be a parody of Chris and his "art" - thus it falls under fair use, I believe. Correct me if I'm wrong.<br />
That or email him posing as the original Sonichu creator and threaten to sue. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 13:18, 9 September 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
== About Sonic and Sonichu's speed... ==<br />
<br />
In Unleashed, I actually got Sonic clocked at about 1200 MPH once or twice (or more) at a checkpoint after maxing out the stats. So... That would just make Sonichu's topspeed the equivalent of a drying slug to Sonic.<br />
--[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 02:06, 18 December 2010 (PST)<br />
<br />
== Someone else went with the Sonic/Pikachu hybrid idea ==<br />
<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA16nOnvwk0&feature=related<br />
<br />
Not sure where to put this, but it just reminded me of sonichu seeing pikachu zapping to the extreme through Sonic's world.</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes&diff=152244Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes2011-11-16T19:11:11Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Promo clip from the contest */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Another winner in this contest ==<br />
<br />
and unlike that selfish cunt Chris, she decided to share her prize:<br />
<br />
''Winning girl shares prize''<br />
<br />
''OAKLAND -- Who says nobody you know ever wins a contest?''<br />
''Certainly not friends of 6-year-old Elizabeth Vaughan of Oakland, who not only won a national contest but has decided to share her prize with three dozen pals. And the prize is a kid's dream come true: A $1000 private shopping spree at Kay-Bee Toys in Alameda. Her name was drawn from among thousands of entries in the national Sega/Sonic the Hedgehog "Watch & Win" Sweepstakes.''<br />
<br />
''Kids from Corpus Christi Elementary will cruise the aisles Saturday and add up the totals of things they've selected. After all, it never hurts to sneak a little arithmetic in with the fun.''<br />
<br />
<br />
''Front Page''<br />
''Oakland Tribune, March 22, 1994.''<br />
<br />
Sauce: http://www.tayvaughan.com/people/elizabeth/index.html<br />
<br />
--[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 12:43, 18 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
==To do==<br />
Note the date (February 26) and how often that date occurs in the Sonichu canon (such as that's also the date when the Pichu who would become Sonichu evolved into Pikachu). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:22, 6 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
*Completely irrelevant, but it was also the day Bill Hicks died. I know this from my learnings. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:41, 29 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Promo clip from the contest==<br />
<br />
Yea, so I found this video of the tv promo for the sweepstakes, just a thought if anyone thinks it is important enough or related to Chris at all to make note of.<br />
<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o<br />
<br />
--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 11:10, 16 November 2011 (PST)</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes&diff=152243Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes2011-11-16T19:10:35Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Promo clip from the contest */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Another winner in this contest ==<br />
<br />
and unlike that selfish cunt Chris, she decided to share her prize:<br />
<br />
''Winning girl shares prize''<br />
<br />
''OAKLAND -- Who says nobody you know ever wins a contest?''<br />
''Certainly not friends of 6-year-old Elizabeth Vaughan of Oakland, who not only won a national contest but has decided to share her prize with three dozen pals. And the prize is a kid's dream come true: A $1000 private shopping spree at Kay-Bee Toys in Alameda. Her name was drawn from among thousands of entries in the national Sega/Sonic the Hedgehog "Watch & Win" Sweepstakes.''<br />
<br />
''Kids from Corpus Christi Elementary will cruise the aisles Saturday and add up the totals of things they've selected. After all, it never hurts to sneak a little arithmetic in with the fun.''<br />
<br />
<br />
''Front Page''<br />
''Oakland Tribune, March 22, 1994.''<br />
<br />
Sauce: http://www.tayvaughan.com/people/elizabeth/index.html<br />
<br />
--[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 12:43, 18 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
==To do==<br />
Note the date (February 26) and how often that date occurs in the Sonichu canon (such as that's also the date when the Pichu who would become Sonichu evolved into Pikachu). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:22, 6 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
*Completely irrelevant, but it was also the day Bill Hicks died. I know this from my learnings. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:41, 29 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Promo clip from the contest==<br />
<br />
Yea, so I found this video of the tv promo for the sweepstakes, just a thought if anyone thinks it is important enough or related to Chris at all.<br />
<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o<br />
<br />
--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 11:10, 16 November 2011 (PST)</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Watch_%26_Win_Sweepstakes&diff=152242Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes2011-11-16T19:09:26Z<p>Jcrowley1985: </p>
<hr />
<div>== Another winner in this contest ==<br />
<br />
and unlike that selfish cunt Chris, she decided to share her prize:<br />
<br />
''Winning girl shares prize''<br />
<br />
''OAKLAND -- Who says nobody you know ever wins a contest?''<br />
''Certainly not friends of 6-year-old Elizabeth Vaughan of Oakland, who not only won a national contest but has decided to share her prize with three dozen pals. And the prize is a kid's dream come true: A $1000 private shopping spree at Kay-Bee Toys in Alameda. Her name was drawn from among thousands of entries in the national Sega/Sonic the Hedgehog "Watch & Win" Sweepstakes.''<br />
<br />
''Kids from Corpus Christi Elementary will cruise the aisles Saturday and add up the totals of things they've selected. After all, it never hurts to sneak a little arithmetic in with the fun.''<br />
<br />
<br />
''Front Page''<br />
''Oakland Tribune, March 22, 1994.''<br />
<br />
Sauce: http://www.tayvaughan.com/people/elizabeth/index.html<br />
<br />
--[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 12:43, 18 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
==To do==<br />
Note the date (February 26) and how often that date occurs in the Sonichu canon (such as that's also the date when the Pichu who would become Sonichu evolved into Pikachu). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:22, 6 August 2009 (CEST)<br />
<br />
*Completely irrelevant, but it was also the day Bill Hicks died. I know this from my learnings. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 01:41, 29 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==Promo clip from the contest==<br />
<br />
Yea, so I found this video of the tv promo for the sweepstakes, just a thought if anyone thinks it is important enough or related to Chris at all.<br />
<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:28_October_2011&diff=151334Talk:28 October 20112011-11-07T03:36:11Z<p>Jcrowley1985: </p>
<hr />
<div>== Proposed article ==<br />
<br />
This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.<br />
<br />
To-do:<br />
* Add categories<br />
* Add more verifiable information<br />
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s><br />
<br />
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
===Title===<br />
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: Chris with felonly charges? Ohhh, Santa came early this year, and goddamn, did he deliver~! Anywho; if it was Chris on his own, it might've been dismissed like last time, but with Barb involved too, this is more concrete and serious: I propose that the formal title of the page (or saga, if it comes to that) be the name of the court case (Snyder or People vs Chandler, whatever it may be) when we get it. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:45, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==x== <br />
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Explanation ==<br />
<br />
Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Who paid bail? ==<br />
<br />
Is there any way to find out who paid bail? Most likely it was one of his extended family, but still. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 01:33, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It could have also been a bondsman, which is pretty likely. That's their whole business. --[[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:38, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Civil Charges==<br />
Anyone have any addition info about the civil charges from Mike? http://i.imgur.com/Fz281.png It says they were in court on Nov 1st but the case is listed as "Other Judgement" and a lot of the other fields are empty. Did Mike drop the case? --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 18:12, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Chris's defense?==<br />
<br />
Not sure if the Autism card will completely save him this time, espectially for a felony. But could his years of being trolled actually give him a valid claim of "harassment". There certainly is an ocean of information posted online about him, much of which is blatant insults towards him. Any chance the CWCki could get in any sort of trouble for instigating these actions by Chris? <br />
<br />
Also, may want to bring up that psych evaluation he had back in 2004 when he was kicked out of school. Could that prove any insight to his reasoning behind this incident; and could it maybe help/hurt his case?--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 19:36, 6 November 2011 (PST)</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:28_October_2011&diff=151333Talk:28 October 20112011-11-07T03:35:50Z<p>Jcrowley1985: </p>
<hr />
<div>== Proposed article ==<br />
<br />
This is my proposed solution to how we manage and collect information pertaining to the events of October 28th 2011.<br />
<br />
To-do:<br />
* Add categories<br />
* Add more verifiable information<br />
* <s>Screencap the pages from the court website for preservation.</s><br />
<br />
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
: Do we have a field agent that can attend the court hearing? That should give us the entire story behind all of this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 13:15, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Shouldn't it be mentioned this is the first (major) event since Bob died? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 13:43, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
===Title===<br />
Shouldn't the title be Americanized? September 11th isn't referred to as 11/9.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:06, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:We have a few articles with titles like this ([[12_October_2009|e.g.]]), so while I don't know if it's "right" or not, much like "Chris's", it's just become a standard. Good eye, though. I didn't catch that it wasn't Americanised. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 16:11, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:I based it on articles like [[6 June 2010]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:: Chris with felonly charges? Ohhh, Santa came early this year, and goddamn, did he deliver~! Anywho; if it was Chris on his own, it might've been dismissed like last time, but with Barb involved too, this is more concrete and serious: I propose that the formal title of the page (or saga, if it comes to that) be the name of the court case (Snyder or People vs Chandler, whatever it may be) when we get it. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 00:45, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==x== <br />
Thank you based God [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 16:44, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Explanation ==<br />
<br />
Am I reading this right? Chris got an Assault charge (assumption being it has to do with Snyder) but Barb got one too... but for a police officer, because her day in court was Oct 31, is there any information about what "assault" on the officer she actually did? Does anyone know what "complainant : CASON" means? And where can the stuff about him being in jail for two days be found? (or was this something Chris himself gave out?) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:08, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
*Edit: ah, the actual trial for the assault isn't until December, so we probably won't find out what she did until then... It was some civil case between her and Snyder that occurred Oct 31-Nov 1--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
** Oct. 31st was her formal arraignment, where I guess they informed her of the charges against her and set a court date for a criminal trial. Whether or not Mr. Snyder will file a civil suit remains to be seen, but somehow I doubt that her wants to have anything more to do with the Chandlers if he can help it. [[User:Giantgroundsloth|Giantgroundsloth]] 21:29, 5 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
***(Messed up original links, but)Snyder's pressing civil charges against both, as both of his civil cases can be seen on the Virginia General District Courts site. Also, assault can be something as simple as a verbal threat, don't know if that was the case here, but it's something to keep in mind. [[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:36, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Who paid bail? ==<br />
<br />
Is there any way to find out who paid bail? Most likely it was one of his extended family, but still. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 01:33, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
*It could have also been a bondsman, which is pretty likely. That's their whole business. --[[User:Mrmonster|Mrmonster]] 00:38, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Civil Charges==<br />
Anyone have any addition info about the civil charges from Mike? http://i.imgur.com/Fz281.png It says they were in court on Nov 1st but the case is listed as "Other Judgement" and a lot of the other fields are empty. Did Mike drop the case? --[[User:KillDeer|KillDeer]] 18:12, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==Chris's defense?==<br />
<br />
Not sure if the Autism card will completely save him this time, espectially for a felony. But could his years of being trolled actually give him a valid claim of "harassment". There certainly is an ocean of information posted online about him, much of which is blatant insults towards him. Any chance the CWCki could get in any sort of trouble for instigating these actions by Chris? <br />
<br />
Also, may want to bring up that psych evaluation he had back in 2004 when he was kicked out of school. Could that prove any insight to his reasoning behind this incident; and could it maybe help/hurt his case?</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Gratitude_for_a_good_person_in_N.C.&diff=150976Talk:Gratitude for a good person in N.C.2011-11-02T16:01:29Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Is it bugged? */</p>
<hr />
<div>To the surprise of no one probably, Chris is still buying toys, as seen with the new Transformers Skids and Mudflap behind him. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 21:22, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
<br />
== Is it bugged? ==<br />
<br />
So does anyone know if its bugged in anyway? [[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 03:15, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
* Probably. It's not like anyone cares enough about Chris to really give him a gift like that. But in case it's part of a trolling scheme, let's leave that speculation off of the actual page. [[User:DoctorSubmarine|DoctorSubmarine]] 06:13, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
: It's definitely bugged. When the content that this produces is released I can tell it's going to blow my mind. But yeah, speculation stays off of the page. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 08:09, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::I just hope it's not a software bug, because when Chris says he "upgraded it" I'm thinking he might have meant that he reinstalled Windows; or maybe he just installed a new version of IE and thought that made it brand new. I guess we'll find out soon enough. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:58, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::Do we know if he has a preference for any operating system? Although I doubt he'd be able to find the Windows product key or have the ability to install a cracked version. I like to think the benefactor installed Photoshop to help him with his 'art' but Chris thinks PhotoDeluxe is vastly superior. This seems intriguing. [[User:CafeNero|CafeNero]] 09:54, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::Well he did take a course in computer construction and the computer in his kitchen runs XP but the laptop (i think its the laptop) as seen in this [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|video]] runs windows 7 so it hard to say. However if it is still on the system im sure it will give an interesting and unique insight into his online shenanigans and personal computer usage... that and pages upon pages of grotesque sonic furry porn. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 10:47, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::Anyone wanna bet that he wastes taxpayer money on a subscription to Mobius Unleashed? --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 17:55, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::::It wasn't bugged, simply an attempt to generate more lulz by someone who had a spare laptop lying around. Chris without a working computer = fewer videos, scans, etc. I don't believe any worthwhile software was on it, but certainly nothing was installed for his benefit. Not much has come out of the effort, unfortunately. [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 02:06, 31 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::::Most likely his father's death has at least put a quite substantial pause to his video making. If not for the emotional loss, at least the realization of what his life could be like once both his parents die. This is why he asked for cash instead of flowers in bob's obituary. We all know how "stressed" Chris can get, and losing a parent is a perfectly acceptable reason for even a normal person to get lazy with their job/daily activities. --[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 09:01, 2 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Model ==<br />
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If anyone is interested, I am fairly sure that machine is a [http://reviews.cnet.com/laptops/hp-compaq-nc4200/4505-3121_7-31343460.html HP Compaq NC4200] or perhaps a [http://www.notebookreview.com/default.asp?newsID=2683 NC6220]. Not too sure if HP made other models with the same chassis as these, but the previous and later models look different, so it's likely it is one of these. --[[User:Rjordan|Rjordan]] 11:57, 25 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Browser ==<br />
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zac_Browser<br />
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Chris's browser --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 15:35, 5 September 2011 (PDT)</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Gratitude_for_a_good_person_in_N.C.&diff=150975Talk:Gratitude for a good person in N.C.2011-11-02T16:01:10Z<p>Jcrowley1985: /* Is it bugged? */</p>
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<div>To the surprise of no one probably, Chris is still buying toys, as seen with the new Transformers Skids and Mudflap behind him. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 21:22, 23 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Is it bugged? ==<br />
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So does anyone know if its bugged in anyway? [[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 03:15, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
* Probably. It's not like anyone cares enough about Chris to really give him a gift like that. But in case it's part of a trolling scheme, let's leave that speculation off of the actual page. [[User:DoctorSubmarine|DoctorSubmarine]] 06:13, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
: It's definitely bugged. When the content that this produces is released I can tell it's going to blow my mind. But yeah, speculation stays off of the page. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 08:09, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::I just hope it's not a software bug, because when Chris says he "upgraded it" I'm thinking he might have meant that he reinstalled Windows; or maybe he just installed a new version of IE and thought that made it brand new. I guess we'll find out soon enough. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:58, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::Do we know if he has a preference for any operating system? Although I doubt he'd be able to find the Windows product key or have the ability to install a cracked version. I like to think the benefactor installed Photoshop to help him with his 'art' but Chris thinks PhotoDeluxe is vastly superior. This seems intriguing. [[User:CafeNero|CafeNero]] 09:54, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::Well he did take a course in computer construction and the computer in his kitchen runs XP but the laptop (i think its the laptop) as seen in this [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|video]] runs windows 7 so it hard to say. However if it is still on the system im sure it will give an interesting and unique insight into his online shenanigans and personal computer usage... that and pages upon pages of grotesque sonic furry porn. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar &quot;wunderbar!&quot;]] 10:47, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::Anyone wanna bet that he wastes taxpayer money on a subscription to Mobius Unleashed? --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 17:55, 24 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
::::::It wasn't bugged, simply an attempt to generate more lulz by someone who had a spare laptop lying around. Chris without a working computer = fewer videos, scans, etc. I don't believe any worthwhile software was on it, but certainly nothing was installed for his benefit. Not much has come out of the effort, unfortunately. [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 02:06, 31 October 2011 (PDT)<br />
:::::::Most likely his father's death has at least put a quite substantial pause to his video making. If not for the emotional loss, at least the realization of what his life could be like once both his parents die. This is why he asked for cash instead of flowers in bob's obituary. We all know how "stressed" Chris can get, and losing a parent is a perfectly acceptable reason for even a normal person to get lazy with their job/daily activities.<br />
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== Model ==<br />
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If anyone is interested, I am fairly sure that machine is a [http://reviews.cnet.com/laptops/hp-compaq-nc4200/4505-3121_7-31343460.html HP Compaq NC4200] or perhaps a [http://www.notebookreview.com/default.asp?newsID=2683 NC6220]. Not too sure if HP made other models with the same chassis as these, but the previous and later models look different, so it's likely it is one of these. --[[User:Rjordan|Rjordan]] 11:57, 25 August 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Browser ==<br />
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zac_Browser<br />
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Chris's browser --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 15:35, 5 September 2011 (PDT)</div>Jcrowley1985https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Craigslist&diff=150942Talk:Craigslist2011-11-01T23:09:40Z<p>Jcrowley1985: </p>
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<div>Christ almighty, are we really that pathetic that we have to make an article about a TV listing Chris made? In any case, hasn't Chris done other stuff on Craigslist? In any case, we could discuss that other stuff here too.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:46, 1 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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-Could this have anything to do with potential money trouble the Chandlers may be having since Bob's death? What of Bob's pension? Is Barb still receiving it. Any little that she brings in is probably not enough to pay the bills and the $800 from Chris's tugboat won't help much after he wastes half of it on junk. Plus we all know Chris is a massive impulse buyer who spends large amounts of cash on small needless items like fast food and such. Perhaps this listing is his way to try to make some extra money and with an ego like his, it's not surprising that he would grossly overprice a crappy mid 90s tv like it is some valuable antique. --[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 16:09, 1 November 2011 (PDT)--[[User:Jcrowley1985|Jcrowley1985]] 16:09, 1 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
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== Suggestions ==<br />
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Yes, Craig's list has indeed been used by Chris before and has been a method of trolling as well.<br />
We should include the time when he attempted to gain free [[sex#Prostitution|Sex]] from a hooker and the phone calls when Son-chu was being [[Car Pranks|advertised]].<br />
This can also be compared to the his sell experience with [[eBay]], whether he has made any sort of improvement at being a seller or not?<br />
Highly doubt he has learnt anything over the years...<br />
--[[User:Aothesis|Aothesis]] 17:49, 1 November 2011 (GMT)</div>Jcrowley1985