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Talk:Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles

2010-09-21T07:00:38Z

Jellystapler: /* To do */

==To do==
*Add cover art and ads from comics
*first references to it made by Chris
*discussion of how this shows Chris's progression to becoming more and more narcissistic

Started the Psychology section, discussing the narcissism of Chris. remove it if it doesnt add to the page as a whole. --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 00:00, 21 September 2010 (PDT)

==Possessive of Chris==
It's Chris's. From the very first page of Skunk & White's "Elements of Style", third edition:
''1. Form the possessive singular of nouns by adding 's. ''
''Follow this rule whatever the final consonant. Thus write :''
''Charles's friend ''
''Burns's poems ''''
''the witch's malice ''
''Exceptions are the possessives of ancient proper names in -es and -is, the possessive Jesus' and such'' ''form as for conscience' sake, for righteousness' sake.'' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:10, 7 February 2009 (CET)

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles

2010-09-21T06:59:14Z

Jellystapler: started Psychology section. Please remove it if it doesnt add to this page.

{{Honest}}

[[Image:CWCAdultChronicles.jpg|thumb|250px|Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life.]]
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
'''''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''''' is [[Chris]]'s extremely dumb and [[Ego|narcissistic]] game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his [[fail]]ure to adjust to adult life.

The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, [[PS3]], and [[Wii]], it should absolutely never be made for the [[Hex Bawx]].

== Cover ==
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as ''Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt'') actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.

References made on box art:
*[[4-cent garbage]] symbol underneath CWC's foot
*The cracked helmet of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|Sub-Episode 4]]
*A Delicious Wooden Badge referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu 4|issue #4]]
*The remains of the purple staff containing [[Count Graduon]]
*Naitsirhc's blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover
*The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the [[Robotnik]] medallion that Sonic showed Sonichu in [[Sonichu_1#Episode_5:_.22Informal_Meeting.22|Episode 5]]
*Chris's [[Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest)
*Chris's car with a [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichu license plate]].

For a time, the CWC's Adult Chronicles illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original PS3. Chris preserved that cover as a "memento" after [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying the console]], but then transplanted it onto a new (old [[obesity|fat]] model) PS3 that he got with [[Monthly tugboat|your money]] shortly afterwards.

==Psychology==

This "game" is a clear indication of the self importance Chris has build up about himself, that anyone would be interested in playing a game where the "hero" is an Autistic, Guitar Wielding, overweight, disgusting pig of a man fighting trolls on the internet is beyond any normal, rational thinking human being, but for Chris, its just another day in the park.

This single article of evidence proves that Chris's psyche is broken beyond repair. Up until this "game", the Sonichu franchise games have at least featured Sonichu as the main character. This game has Sonichu tangentially featured as a disembodied, floating chest and head. It's important to realize that Chris didn't even bother to finish the drawing of Sonichu and Rosechu, they are merely half finished ghostly apparitions in the corner of the cover. The amount of narcissism that this "game" presents simply oozes out of the poorly drawn, even for Chris's standards, cover.

The word Chronicle denotes that this is a historical document, that is cataloging a series of events, in chronological order. We must therefore understand that this "game" is designed to be the ultimate in unwarranted self importance, describing the minutia of "events" that has defined Chris as an Adult: getting trolled.

The most important thing to take away from this "game" is that it is not part of the Sonichu canon, it was not designed to fit in with Sonichu Advance, Sonichu Adventure, etc. This game was made after the fact (due to the inclusion of the [[4-cent garbage]] logo), and each and every one of you is to blame for this blight on the face of the internet.

==[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s response to the game==
[[Image:ShigerumiyamotoEmail.jpg|650px]]

==Gallery==
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==External links==
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IPI7DJE8 Play it! (RPG Maker adaptation)]

{{Sonichu Games}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Talk:CWCipedia

2010-06-03T06:44:56Z

Jellystapler: /* Ressurection */

== Man I wish Chris would stop ==

Thank god he's already half-way there! Ahahahahah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

== Redirected ==

Is it possible that the CWCipedia was redirected due to Chris's comments in his last video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Well, his last video reached the ED message board. This means "Open Season" on Chris's racist arse. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:25, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:*We'll know if it is replaced by either a message from the NAACP or if several ads involving giant black cocks suddenly show up. Still, the EDF pestering him seems to annoy Chris the most and this will set them off.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:42, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Mao is awesome ==
The impossible has been done people. Mao has defeated the CWCipedia Royal Navy and comandeered their vessle. This is a golden age for the pirates, and we shall rule the high seas forever! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:51, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
:I think shit might be getting real here folks.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:40, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
::I was talking about how that would be the best way to troll Chris today. Taking his property is the best way to piss him off, and about the only way at them moment. It'll blow Tito out of the water though... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:22, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Vandalism galore. BTW, I uploaded all the images they used to vandalize the place. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:57, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:: Chris never learns from the trolling, taking his CWCipedia wasn't probably a good thing for the CWCki, because the CWCipedia gave a lot of insight info about Chris. Probably Chris will crash into slumber once more and be inactive for a while.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:17, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::We'll have to see. If the damage is too great then probably. Chris is not one for hard work, and there is quite alot to repair. I didn't think that this would happen on quite such a grand scale... --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:05, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::The damage IS too great. There's no way the CWCipedia can be restored without it becoming a clean slate, or it could be moved to this server. Anyway, the vandalism can be found [[CWCipedia vandalism|here]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 18:33, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:The CWCipedia became useless sometime around January when he gave up on mailbags, comic pages, character bio pages and was content on just sitting on his ass playing the [[PS3]]. In fact, when the vandalizing first started he was playing God of War III. Now he's playing Heavy Rain. So yeah. also archive: archive.cogsdev.org [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:24, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::Fair point. He's probably not too bothered then --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:25, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Indeed, he'll probably just start up a new website with his monthly tugboat, and I guarantee that the new site will be hacked within days of its creation. The CWCipedia was the only place where Chris could safely post stuff that we could all laugh at. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:12, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::Odds on his return to cogs at some point? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::Maybe he'll try a site like deviantart once more, like cheezyart or something that is free and it's not hard to use, but in that case, he would get banned shortly.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 20:31, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::If that is the case, then maybe it is in our best intrests to help restore CWCipedia? Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::<s>I'm assuming (hoping) the the PVCC kept an archival copy of the CWCipedia before they invited us to go open season so us dedicated Christorians can reference all the insane crap he wrote. If not, well there's always the page histories</s>. Lol, I'm dumb. Clyde put the archive up earlier on this very page. So now the intellegent thing to do would be to change the templates and cites that link to the CWCipedia to link to the archive instead.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::::And what of the future? Most of all our new info comes from CWCipedia. If thats gone and Chris has no place to put his homophobic rants, then where will our info come from? That Mailbag is a goldmine, and if not for trolls, we would still have a chance of him ansewing it. If Chris makes his own new site, I can promise you that there would not be a mailbag. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:09, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::::No worries, if it gets that bad, they'll just put the original CWCipedia back up. Chris is daft enough to brush it off as some sort of hacker anyway. He can't last on his own site, it would be hacked too quickly. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:13, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::He can last well on his own site if the ones who HACK IT DON'T DO IT. (WINK). The thing is the mailbags would be lost but fuck it, chris doesn't want to do SHIT anymore. He can easily set up a blog, upload some comic pages on his own. if you want your questions answered ask him yourself. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It's RIP CWCipedia then I guess... The tracker can be redone though, for wherever he chooses to go next, so that's not a great loss, at any rate. --18:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Some time ago, Chris came back to the CWCipedia and attempted to revert all of the vandalism that was done to it. As of now, he seems to have stopped. Maybe he's in the process of making a video where he rages about the fact that his wiki has been vandalized to hell. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Nope, he made a video about how he's leaving the internet. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 00:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

It seems that the WikiSysop took back control of the site, according to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu#Security_breach this.] --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:17, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
:: It could be as well a trap to lure chris, let's wait to see what happens.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:19, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm betting Chris will be back soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:20, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

== CWCipedia as our official "Uncyclopedia"? ==
I know that a lot of you probably thinks that Uncyclopedia is unfunny, but I am thinking more of the concept behind Uncyclopedia. A sort of place for the more intelligent vandalism and other things, that, while funny, would never fly on the CWCki, and it has already sort of become that, with the massive vandalism lately.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 20:01, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
* Well, forget about that, because the damn Sysop reverted it to its pre-Mao state. Now Chris is gonna be back within a week. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 03:38, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

== It's Dead, Baby, It's Dead... ==

*I think that the whole CWCipedia is dead, I clicked on the link and it directed me to an error page. Should we make a mention about it? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*Nothing is unusual, it's just 110mb being shit.-- 06:28, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Given Chris's already faulty understanding of religion and the fact it came back on Easter might this inflate Chris's ego even more?
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
::*He'll probably proclaim the return of the CWCipedia as a miracle and then proceed to rub it in the faces of those DANG, DIRTY TROLLS in a YouTube video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:55, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

:::*I think that the CWCipedia may have crashed into slumber for awhile, error or not. Keep in mind that Chris wasn't doing ANYTHING on there even before it was hijacked by Mao. Chris hasn't uploaded any new comic pages and hasn't answered any of the mailbag questions for quite at least a month now. This isn't to say Chris won't go back to it (he can't stay off the internet) but he may not use the website until he gets bored and/or forgets about the trolls. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

==Ressurection==
Disregard that its back. Just had to fucking come back on my birthday of all the days >:(. although its still unlikely Chris will get of his lazy ass and update it though
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 15:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
: happy belated birthday? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 06:44, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

==Song placed on it==

So theres a song currently on the Cwcipedia and I was wondering first what is its name, and secondly did chris chose it or did Alec/Mao? --[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
* I'm guessing it was either the latter or Jack Thaddeus. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

==Asperchu advertisement==

So now there's a gigantic Asperchu ad on top of every article, depicting a page from Asperchu where <s>Christian Weston Chandler</s> Ian Brandon Anderson gets shot in the calves (just desserts considering what he did to Liquid in Sonichu Special 4). How much do you want to bet Chris will completely lose his shit over this and make a vaguely threatening YouTube video about it? [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 21:33, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|CWCki is not a forum]]. There's plenty of other places to talk about this and this isn't one of those places. This talk page should be reserved for improving the article on the CWCipedia and not CWCipedia related commentary. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:43, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

== Fan Mail ==

So apparently it's like the mailbags, only with more asskissing. I guess I'm getting what I wished for, but I'm not exactly thrilled at the prospect of having to kiss Chris's ass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Great Rampage 2.0 ==

*Added some info about CWCipedia getting gang raped again, feel free to add stuff on it! --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:09, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==CWCipedia bites the dust==

Well, it seems all the stress has finally become to much for chris, and he's just decided to quit and fail, just like every other thing he does in life... Perhaps now that he's relinquished control, maybe Alec could take over the Sonichu franchise? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:57, 27 May 2010 (EST)
*Chris stated in his recent video that ''everything'' on the internet about him is false, which includes the videos he put up claiming to be the true and honest owner of Sonichu. Alec has ground to stand on if this plan works, and nothing will get Chris back faster than the thought that someone has taken Sonichu.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:29, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::That sounds perfect. We should get the sysop to lock up the CWCipedia, clean it up, and give control and copyright of Sonichu over to Alec. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:51, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::And Alec has the copyright because Chris failed to update the comic for three months straight. That might work, but again it's all up to PVCC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

And so it has been! Take a look over at the new CWCipedia, look who's in charge :) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:33, 27 May 2010 (EST)
:Maybe now we should start an e-mail campaign where we praise Chris for his vast improvement in his skills when he created Sonichu Season 2. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
Oh fucking hell, what happened? I go up north for the weekend and suddenly, BLAM.
The fuck? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 13:58, 31 May 2010 (EST)

:: On the FAQ page, it states that Alec now has legal ownership of sonichu. all it should take is a fake store selling merchandise and an outpouring of praise for the new comic and he'll come roaring back... Chris has always been very defensive about asserting his property rights, this should push him over the edge --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:28, 31 May 2010 (EST)
::: Oh god we have to make retarded Sonichu shirts and put them on one of those t-shirt websites. We just have to. --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]

I only used to go to CWCipedia to do first-hand research on the comic. Where am I supposed to read it now? Does Alec actually control the first season or is he just saying that to piss Chris off? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:26, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:Chris made a promise to update his comic on a daily basis, and he has failed to update for three months straight. Also, when Chris uploaded his comics to the CWCipedia, he surrendered the copyright of Sonichu over to the CWCipedia, and since Alec and Vivian now own the CWCipedia, the copyright of Sonichu now belongs to them. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

::I already know all that. What I'm saying is where else can I read the comic? I'm doing research for my own troll fic and I need specific insight of the past comics. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:57, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You'll probably find the comic here at the cwckiut since Chris can't actually post any comic at any site, the update should be on hold up until chris finds another site, and the CWCipedia tracker should change name, considering Chris gave up the CWCipedia.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:24, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Bill, I think there's a link to the pre-vandalism CWCipedia on the article itself.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:09, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rewrite ideas ==

Now that this episode of Chris's history is over, it'd probably a good idea to rewrite this article more than a little bit, because currently it's a bit like a big ball of mud. It would probably make sense if we had some sort of overview section (what the CWCipedia was, how Chris used it, what kind of articles were there, and what kind of failures were inevitably met) and then explain the history of the site in detail. The various trolling episodes, like the Jack's famed advertising efforts, should probably go into another article ("Jack's CWCipedia ads" or whatever). Thoughts? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 21:38, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*I support. CWCipedia was a whole saga in itself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:04, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sonichu (species)

2010-06-03T06:41:07Z

Jellystapler: /* More crap biology */

It might be profitable to make a template for all the members of the Sonichu species. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:59, 24 June 2009 (CEST)

== Derp ==

Can it be asserted that a Sonichu that has evolved into Metonic will no longer be able to transform into Ultra Sonichu? I don't even know why I care.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 14:26, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

== More crap biology ==

As sonichus lay eggs, shouldn't it be written that they are a form of monotreme (that is, of the platypus and echidna family)? This itself raises the question as to why Rosechus have breasts, as egg laying mammals have no mammary glands, but sweat milk from their armpits. Rationalisation aside, this still fails, as hedgehogs and pikas are placental animals.[[User:Knucklechu|Knucklechu]] 12:24, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
: i was going to say this too, but in the pokemon game all the pokemans seem to be able to lay eggs. --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 06:41, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Honest Content

2010-06-03T06:30:15Z

Jellystapler: starting psychology section of this page. i think that it is important to discuss the reasons why chris is so "honest".

{{Honest}}
[[Image:089-CWCsinMedal.JPG|thumb|100px|No medal, no ring: Neither TRUE nor HONEST.]]
'''Honest Content''' refers to the way [[Chris]] believes that, in order to be "honest," you must tactlessly give away far too much private and/or personal information about yourself. While honesty may be the best policy, Chris has a poor grasp of what honesty is or when it's inappropriate to be "honest." Worse still, he seems to think the only way to attract a woman is to be unfailingly honest.

However, Chris will usually not be honest about things that actually warrant it, like [[Chloe|he honestly didn't really go on a date with a girl named Chloe]] or [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|that he was honestly fooled by trolls]] or how he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|honestly never went to Redmond]]. Likewise, according to [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> Chris never tells him anything, suggesting that he's not honest with his own father.

==Origin==
[[Image:CWCAdultChronicles.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Rated M for....you know it already]]

The term "Honest Content" is derived from Chris's [[DVD]] which has a parental advisory for "Very Honest Content."

Likewise, it appears as a content descriptor in the ESRB rating for [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]. The game's Honest Content is apparently enough to earn it an M rating (for users 17 and older).

==Honesty==

Upon meeting you, Chris will be "honest" about his:

*[[virgin with rage|Virginity]]
*[[Pink eye]]
*[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Fecal incontinence]]
*[[Love quest]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Noviophobia|Invented phobias]]
*Loneliness
*[[Semen|Recycling]]
*[[Donald Duck impersonation]]
*[[Anne Boleyn|Genealogy]]
*[[Mass debating|Masturbation]] habits and how they quell his hormone induced rage.
*[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|Need to wear a Bra]]

His honesty, however, isn't limited to the horrible, but also the inane. When mentioning his name-change, he always credits both [[Chris and Religion|God]] and [[The Bear]]. Similarly, when talking about Sonic being his childhood hero he always clarifies that his hero was originally [[The American Rabbit]]. Whether or not he thinks he'll hurt the Rabbit's feelings if he doesn't make that distinction is unknown, though judging by the... [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|illuminating conversations Chris had with Alec]] it's entirely possible, since Chris believes that all fiction characters are "real" to some degree.

==Psychology==

We can assume, for the most part, that his use of the word "Honesty" (and how it differs from the correct use of the word) is due to his [[autism|autism]]. Being the [[Naïve|man child]] that he is, he must take everything literally, going so far as to not edit his own videos when he makes mistakes (in one of his most important [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!|videos]], he stumbles on the words within 3 seconds, but instead of restarting the video, he continues), as this is all "[[fail|honest]]".

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Lies]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category: CWC-isms]]

Talk:100 2188

2010-05-31T00:16:58Z

Jellystapler: /* chris lethargic? */

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I like "Chris tries to leave the internet....again" [[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 12:02, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]
::::: Virgin rage against the machine? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hope that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The line "I am active within my community looking for n- looking for new ''friends'' to talk" is the proof that the YASG dropped his Autistic-Manchild ass. Nevertheless, I don't thin we will see a "Friend Quest". His quest will resume to him inviting trolls to met him in real life as he did in this video. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Possibly, but like all humans, Chris will need some kind of social interaction... It's very hard for someone to go without it, even Chris. When he realizes their are no possibilities of making friends locally, he will come begging back to the internet for attention. It's the same exact principle as his sweetheart search: when he realizes there's no chance of finding a girlfriend in Virgina, he resumes his ill-fated sweetheart search online with twice the intensity as before in a desperate attempt to not be lonely. Hell, we might be the only thing that gives his life purpose at this point... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:26, 28 May 2010 (EST)
If this happens I hope there will be security footage. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:: "he finally admits to being a man-child"
:: he's used others more or less euphemistical terms in many of his profiles, like "young at heart". i wonder if we could gather enough to make a new cwc-ism--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT TINY-ASS FONT I MEAN HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE YOU DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING AT ALL BITCH [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:41, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
****I love you guys so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:04, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**of course I know he has no actual fans, Chris himself doesn't know that. Also I don't think Chris thinks that all trolls are ex-fans, some trolls are evil 4cent garbage folks that troll for lulz. I think he's playing this "I didn't want to be famous" thing so maybe the trolls will let up, and stop stressing him. "Please don't insult me, I'm just a humble artist" [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 03:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Thinking over this, I doubt the "I didn't want to be famous" thing is Chris's own idea, this sounds like something Rocky planted into his little brain. But of course, Chris being Chris probably took advice like "if you aren't famous, you wont get trolls" and instead of playing it straight and admitting it's time for him to change his egocentric personality, and actually admitting responsibility. He does the "I never wanted to be famous" because he wants sympathy, avoid responsibility (it's not my fault everyone knows about sonichu and me despite the fact that I PUT BOTH THINGS EVERYWHERE I GO LIKE SOME VIRUS SPREADING EVERYWHERE), and wants to look humble; how ironic. Also this is the last I'll touch upon this, cuz this ain't a forum [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** I am less optimistic than you all, I will give it two months. The speech he gave us got all the hallmarks of Rocky. In his 'Tard-logic, Chris sees these speeches as a magical incantation that might convince Trolls to stay away from their computers. Sadly (for him) it doesn't works. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
***I'm giving him until Sunday. When he changes his mind, though, hilarity will ensue since he relinquished CWCipedia to Mao and looking at it now...yeah. I'm betting on another video and more rage soon when he comes back. --[[User:IWasAPerson|FastEV]] 04:13, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*We really haven't seen that much of him this month anyways. A tiny CWCipedia update here, a gamefaqs post there, the occasional login to OKCupid is all we're really getting. There's no doubt in my mind that he's already Playing PS3 and wasting money on PSN, but there's no real motivation for him to make youtube videos or upload comics right now. He'll be back of course, but I figure we won't have anything substantial from him for at least two weeks or so.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: He'll be back on the internet in no time, a week at most. Question is, will it be the same as usual? He'll always be making posts on any forum he frequents, and he'll check into most sites at least once a week. He might not bother with the CWCipedia or Youtube for quite a while, though, and it doesn't seem like more trolling will make it happen. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 22:28, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== chris lethargic? ==

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:: Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: ahh, epic biology fail --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 00:16, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:A full decade of doing absolutely nothing but play video games, eat junk food and masterbate while barely talking to a real person have made Chris retard himself even more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:38, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Umm... ==

"We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone!" ... wait wat --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 04:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[english|this is chris we are talking about remember.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
* I think there is a silent AND in that sentence, BUT I'm guessing he's going to be using the phone as a computer replacement, so it doesn't matter to him anyway. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 20:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Slaves to our own thing? ==

The irony here is so thick the bagger 288 couldn't get through it! [[User:DronePod|"Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!"]] 22:52, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris and English

2010-05-28T07:03:40Z

Jellystapler:

[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is.]]
[[Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things related to Chris, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>http://www.teacch.com/info_primer.html</ref> He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he became older.

==CWC-isms==
Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading will be able to understand [[autism|exactly what he means]]. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]." He also tends to appropriate existing words, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[navy]] isn't a sea-based military force and [[China]] isn't an [[Punchy|Asian]] nation.

In the case of words like "da," Chris might be trying to take a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive grasping desperately for credibility. Other famous [[CWC-isms]] like "[[tobacky]]," "[[niggos]]" and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive. The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.

These CWC-isms combine with his [[Speech Impediment|existing speech problems]] and his accent to form what you might call [[Wikipedia:Logorrhea|logorrhea]], literally "word flux." Basically, it's verbal diarrhea: a constant stream of almost-words reaching desperately for meaning, only to [[fail]] hard.

{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, 02 January 2009, 11:59}}

As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know and tolerate. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage, and likely never intends to use again. Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]], and — quite frankly — [[Creepy stare|creepy]].

His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly how self-centered he is. While the whole purpose of language is to express thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

==Written language==
Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, and that is putting it mildly.

For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech, and his grammar is abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger-banging]] as "outtercourse,"<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' -- which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all -- while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning "between." Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes "inputed" as the past participle of ''input''; the correct conjugation is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.<ref>[[wiktionary:input]]</ref>

In addition, he is obviously afraid that whatever he's feeling won't be adequately conveyed through his words, and tries to make up for this by relying on repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style. For similar reasons, he tends to Capitalize Words At Random, Especially those which hold Importance to the Sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to Systematically Understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying.

{{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads. From the CWCipedia article on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality homosexuality].}}

Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like any 6-year-old, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, instead veering off topic in order to babble about [[Random Access Humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences. A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.

{{quote|...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters", Rosechu is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "Bubbles Rosechu", "Angelica Rosechu", and recently introduced, "Lolisa Rosechu", of whom her Boyfriend, "Jamsta Sonichu", was the one who Interviewed Blanca and her Jiggliami on Radio Station, KCWC.|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}

It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be "[[Honest Content|honest]]," which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would not mean he's not telling the whole truth.

===Spelling===
[[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]

With all the other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He regularly misspells words that should be easy to spell, such as "mies" ([[Sonichu 0|miles]]) and "dood" ([[Sonichu 7|good]]). He seems to have trouble with switching "eni"s for "ein"s, as in "[[seinor prom|seinor]]" (senior) and "geinus" ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Sometimes, he seems to "sound out" words, such as "characiture" (caricature), rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in Word, Firefox, Google, or any of the dozens of other programs that would automatically correct his spelling. To put the icing on the cake, he writes "cold-hearted" as "[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|ColdHearted]]," as if it were a compound word.

It was only relatively recently discovered that the term [[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]] is supposed to be a pun, and not just another of Chris's random acts of butchery against the English language. This largely goes to show that Chris's inability to spell correctly is so persistent that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes completely unnoticed for ''years''.

==Semantics==
As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words (he described the word "benevolent" as sounding "derogatory"<ref>[[Mailbag 5]]</ref>), and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical.

===Muddled-up proverbs===
A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he doesn't really understand proverbs; he frequently recites them incorrectly or clearly misses the point. When he comes up with his own, he doesn't exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.

Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:

* "Those who teach, can't."<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>
* "shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>
* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref>[[CWCipedia]]</ref>
* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref>[[CWCipedia]]</ref>

The last illustrates several problems. "The pen is mightier than the sword" (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night") is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris doesn't understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: "pen is more permanent than a pencil." It is also problematic because normally, "A, yet B" is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': "A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well." Still, Chris fails at explaining why it's so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with pens and their relative might vis-a-vis swords — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear.

===Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm===
Chris takes rhetorical comparisons very literally; he gets extremely attached to the ''exact'' meanings of the these statements, and not the bigger point that the other speaker is trying to make. Examples:<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

: '''Kacey's father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.
: '''Chris:''' Stuff…candy…don't…I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!
: …
: '''Kacey's father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.
: '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?
: '''Kacey's father:''' Don't… don't patronize me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?
: '''Kacey's father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.

In the first example, Chris clearly only hears "You[…] stuff candy down your throat" and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just good stuff like vegetables. Because he's threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that the Dad here was trying to make gets lost in sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris sometimes branch out, lead nowhere, and cause frustration and tears (and tears of mirth for everyone but the two people who are conversing at the time).

As the quote read in [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm; this kind of literal interpretation of everything people say is a trait common in many autistic people. Chris has often been unable to pick up sarcastic comments. Example<ref>[[Mumble 6]]</ref>:

: '''Julie:''' Chris, who's your favorite person to use in Street Fighter, who do you use the most?
: '''Chris:''' Chun-Li.
: '''Julie:''' I also use Dan.

[[wikipedia:Dan Hibiki|Dan Hibiki]] is, of course, a joke character.

===Literal interpretation===
Chris has the tendency to take questions and suggestions very literally. Example:<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag 2]]</ref>

: '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?
: '''A:''' Yes.

To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of "What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres — do you listen while you draw the comics, assuming you listen music at all while drawing the comics? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?" but instead, Chris interpreted "Do you listen to any music?" literally as a question that can be answered "yes" or "no." Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.

Another example:<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref>
: '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.

This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.

This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with B-Manajerk. The previous day, the manager of the Wal-Mart had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a McDonald's at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of "Never come to this store again". Chris took this to mean "You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now" and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.

===Television jargon===
In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris is also almost consistently using television terminology instead of comics terminology, and the television terminology seems to seep into his other language use. He's urging people to "stay tuned" to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel; this may seem innocuous at first, as regular people might use "stay tuned" in non-TV situations, but in Chris's case, this may be indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as "Great Director Chandler"<ref>[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 34, to Evan]]</ref> and calls his alternate versions "director's cuts."<ref>[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|Sonichu Quiz 2]]</ref> [[Sonichu 10]] begins with "Previously..." type of recap of the end of the previous comic. In the comic, he consistently refers to "episodes" rather than chapters. He has used "TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7" ratings for certain scenes<ref>[[Sonichu 8]]</ref> and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed FCC for the messed-up ratings<ref>[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag 51]]</ref>, even though FCC has no authority over Web or print media. He promised a second "season" of the comic — apparently a "reboot" will commence with a "clip show episode" in [[Sonichu 11]].<ref>[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag 51]]</ref> It is as if he's familiar with only one set of jargon that he's applying to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of "comic writers" instead of "directors", "chapters" instead of "episodes," "volumes" instead of "seasons," rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but ''not'' exact duplicate of, the one used in television — and so on.

===Other strange points===
Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. This can be explained, again, by Chris's [[Autism]], where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.

Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; he's almost always referring to himself as "Christian Weston Chandler" or, God forbid, "'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler" if he's feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he's referring to most of the women with their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.

==Spoken language==
[[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary.]]
Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, but that's really not saying much. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as "uhh," "hmmm," and "yeah" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also tends to stutter and repeat himself.

{{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the Game Informer.|Chris attempting to recommend [[Brutal Legend Plus|Brutal Legend]].}}

Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is trying to be funny.

{{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow R. Kelly's bathroom... The Cleveland Show, new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising]]}}

While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[Autism|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go in tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.

{{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit]].}}

Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:

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There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of short phrases apparently culled from TV (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as "ever so lonesome"). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.

Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:

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Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos - Chris perhaps now has realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated hulk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.

===Idiosyncrasies===

Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. Firstly, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of idiologistical phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself - he is "Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya." Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of "Virginia". This is of course explainable by his [[autism]], but it is also related to his [[Random Access Humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.

It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Smell Yo Duck]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word "dick" altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously an exaggeration of Chris's feelings, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|synaesthesiac]].

==Chris and profanity==
At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references.

He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: "D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash",<ref>[[CWC Blog]], December 2009</ref> for instance, or "BUGS BUNNY WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<ref>[[Mailbag 39]]</ref>

It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity level — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory is often floated regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)

==See also==
*[[Speech Impediment]]
*[[Chris's resume]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Chris and writing]]
*[[Spanish]]
*Anything written on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia]

==Sauces==
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