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Watchmen

2021-03-06T08:17:38Z

JoSona6:

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{{quote|You brought so much fucking [[Laughs Under Lucricities|joy]] to this world and you continue to do so. That's why[...] you need to remain safe.|Bismuth, one of the Watchmen, to Chris.<ref>[[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)]]</ref>}}

[[File:Watchmen.jpg|thumb|The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|accumulated]] [[Unholy Tetrad|filth]] of their [[trolls]] and [[weening]] will foam up about their waists and all the [[Dimensional Merge|Merge-deniers]] and [[A-log|A-logs]] will look up and shout "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY!]]" ...And I'll look down, and whisper "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm workin' on it.]]"]]
The '''Watchmen''' is the name given to a group of fantastical enablers whose members serve as gatekeepers and [[white knights]] for Chris, in a similar manner as their predecessors, the [[Guard Dogs]]. Their goal is to keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris – most notably, [[Praetor]], who among other things [[Taser Discussion|wanted to get Chris to taze himself with a stun gun]].

As a faction, the Watchmen were instrumental in numerous events over the course of late 2019 onwards, such as attempting to dismantle [[Jacob Sockness]]’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server when the true intent of the server was revealed. Chris has maintained contact with the Watchmen since they first approached him, including [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|chatting with them]] on [[Discord Q&A 4|Google Hangouts]] and over [[Discord]]. The Watchmen were behind the [[2020 Discord leaks|Discord leaks in August 2020]].

Their approach is controversial as they gained Chris's favor by means of [[Enablers|enabling]] his delusions by pretending to be fellow [[CPU]] goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in [[magical thinking]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]].

While they share a name with the 1986/1987 DC Comics limited series by Alan Moore, David Gibbons, and John Higgins, the 2009 film adaptation (which is [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|not that long of a movie]], according to [[Emily]] and [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]), the 2019 HBO series, and the various comic book spin-offs, the Watchmen do not take inspiration from the franchise, in contrast to how [[The Miscreants]] modeled themselves after the Patriots from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''. Nonetheless, fan art from Christorians and other avid observers of Chris make this connection.

==Known members==
===Bismuth===
[[File:CPUBismuthHeart.jpg|150px|thumb|Avatar of CPU Bismuth Heart.]]
'''Bismuth''', also known by '''Heart''', '''Naught''', and [[Kiwi Farms]] handle '''anameisaname''', is the replacement leader of the Watchmen, taking over after Owls's removal.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> Bismuth monitors potential weens or enablers.

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===MKRNightVee===
[[Image:MeghanRingo.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Meghan]]
[[File:MKR enabling.png|200px|thumb|right||Meghan enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.]]
{{quote|I am a [[CPU]], that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as [[Chris]]tine.|Meghan, replying to [[Sarah and Steve]] questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs.<ref>[http://archive.md/lj64i Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain]</ref>}}

'''Meghan Kathleen Ringo''' (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases '''MKRNightVee''', '''CPUMagentaHeart''' and '''thepixietailartist''') appeared in early [[2019]]. She got into contact with Chris through Owls looking up Chris's phone number for her.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl2-png.644832/</ref><ref name=naughtclarify></ref> She presented herself to Chris as being the [[CPU]] goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]], offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/</ref> She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help.<ref>[[:File:MKR motives.png]]</ref> Chris offered her several of his possessions in his [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|Last Will and Testament]].

She set up a Discord group for Chris, telling her friends to role-play as [[CPU]] goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.<ref>[[:File:MKR Discord Rules.png]]</ref>

During the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, MKR saw the danger in Sockness's intent, and steered Chris away from him in summer 2019; Sockness, who at the time was engaging in a full-scale war against Chris's enablers, followers and critics alike, considered MKR to be an enemy of his, and abused her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early [[November 2019|November]]. She, as well as Aqua, largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness.

In March 2021, she gave up on helping Chris when she learned that he was planning on electrocuting himself with a taser, for his new friend group [[Praetor]].

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===Lainchu===
[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|Lainchu, as drawn by MKRNightVee.]]
'''Lainchu''', also known '''Lainchu the Chronicler''', is an OC created by Chris, whose purpose is to document Chris's activities (and unofficially, to provide Christorians with first hand information). Since 7 August 2020, Chris has assigned the role to one of the Watchmen, with the role initially assigned to the CWCki Discord server creator, [[User:Klop|Klop]]; however, as of late [[August 2020]], Klop has resigned from the role and another user has taken on the mantle, with Chris none the wiser.

Chris based the OC on the protagonist of the [[anime]], ''[[Wikipedia:Serial Experiments Lain|Serial Experiments Lain]]'', in which a teenage girl finds herself engaging with a virtual world network, reminiscent of the [[internet]].

===The WCT===
[[File:The WCT avatar.png|thumb|200px|The WCT's avatar.]]

'''The WCT''', also known as WildCat and Neko Onyx, is a Watchmen member who has archived calls involving Chris.

===Kyle===
The inspiration for Chris's [[:File:KylechuOC.jpg|Kylechu]] OC, '''Kyle''' appeared in the Google Hangout chats.

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==Ex-members==
===Owls===
[[File:Ryan Owls.png|thumb|200px|Ryan.]]
'''Owls''', also known as '''Ryan''' and '''CpuTurquoiseHeart''',<ref name=cpuowls>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl5-png.644835/</ref> was the original leader of the Watchmen group, who was later discredited as a person with shady motives.<ref name=naughtclarify>[[:File:Naught origin clarify 1.png]] amd [[:File:Naught origin clarify 2.png]]</ref> Owls set MKRNightVee up to interact with Chris and founded the Watchmen's Discord server. Owls also acted as a liaison between MKRNightVee's group and [[Guard Dogs]] member Marvin. However, Owls lied to both about his intentions and later disappeared from the group.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

===AquaDiamond8===
{{quote|Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the [[merge]] is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.|AquaDiamond8, March 2019<ref>http://archive.md/50xPX</ref>}}

{{quote|Still i dont want <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jacob Sockness]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this |AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019.<ref>http://archive.ph/0bMDM</ref>}}

[[File:Magi-Chan and AquaDiamond8.jpg|AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.|thumb|200px]]

'''AquaDiamond8''' is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a [[ween]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303</ref> to a [[white knight]], to an enabler and Watchman. In November 2019, during the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in order to lure Chris away from Sockness, Aqua joined the Watchmen and embraced Chris's delusional beliefs, changing her Twitter handle to '''CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro'''. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her [[OC]] interacting with [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>http://archive.md/lGets</ref> She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan:<ref>http://archive.md/ETlxV</ref>

{{Collapsible|Val Valentino lore|{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:Val Valentino, The Masked Magician.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician

Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad."

Dex #: unknown}}

Chris was enticed by this news:

{{quotebox|Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself.

Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively.}}

Aqua answered:

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with [[Polyamorous marriage|your hubby]] when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.}}}}

As of early September 2020, Aqua is confirmed to no longer be involved with the Watchmen's activities:

{{quoteboxgreen|in all honesty at first i genuinly wanted to help chris but after the incident with Wendy i wanted to make things better, and try to help him, and as someone with autism, and who has family that acts like chris, i knew how dificult it is to get them to beleive certain things. I guess going along with it and pretending to be a goddess was better than letting her be on her own and let someone else take advantage of her.

Note that i never wanted anything from Chris, and did want to help, and despite what Dillin says about MKR or some of the "enamblers, not all of them are bad, MKR is the nicest person i know and i know that she truely does care for Chris.

I wanted to to help them with keeping sockness away from Chris and though it took some time ive seen chris is no longer taking his crap serious. I do keep up to date whats been going on, but i dont interact.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak_ElSwC1Xo&lc=Ugw4uQfLu00i10Lrjq14AaABAg.9DSJjEeQ6nb9DSfhyTd-Ra</ref>}}

==Origins==
Around [[January 2019]], Owls, motive unknown, helped MKRNightVee to get into contact with Chris. MKR attempted to help Chris find [[CPU]] goddesses to talk to, telling her friends to role-play as goddesses to him over Discord; Owls acted as a gatekeeper between MKR's friends and Chris.<ref name=cpuowls></ref> Owls also acted as liaison between the CPU group and the [[Guard Dogs]] group (the latter group also gatekeepers to Chris at the time) but according to Naught, Owls misrepresented his true goals to both groups and gave them false information. Owls later disappeared.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

===Q&A===
A Christorian interviewed Naught on 4 September 2020, asking some clarifying questions about the Watchmen. They posted the answers on the Official CWCki Discord. The interviewer's questions are color-coded red, with Naught's responses color-coded white.

{{collapsible|Q&A|The first four questions appear to be referring to the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] server.

{{quoteboxred|Who started it and why?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Owls the guy who set-up mkr and [[Joseph Draft]] got aqua and mkr to draw some art to lure cwc in.}}

{{quoteboxred|How did Chris join there?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I was told it was going to be for Chris's patrons.}}

{{quoteboxred|Why was it killed?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|It was killed because owls and Joseph didn't know how to wrangle tards. Mkr aqua were being blamed for making it so I asked for a mod role kept asking for more perms and deleted all the channel's. I posted the rolling and trolling vid.}}

{{quoteboxred|Who killed it?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I killed it, Joseph and Smokey Chris TheSperge were using the server to gather content, they convinced Joseph I was Johan.

After a 4 hour conversation I got Joseph draft to face dox himself once he destroyed his drive with chris vs the internet.}}

The last two appear to refer to the Watchmen as a group.

{{quoteboxred|Why did Aqua leave?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Stress and people @ her on Twitter

Her and mkr are still frens}}

{{quoteboxred|Will this group be around forever?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|As long as Chris is in need or willing yes<ref>[[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 1.png]][[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 2.png]]</ref>}}}}

==See also==
*[[CWCProtectSquad]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]

==References==
<references/>

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{{People}}

Wes Iseli

2021-02-13T21:15:04Z

JoSona6:

{{quote|Wes is a magician and regretfully, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah's]] boyfriend. Because of this, Christian is very jealous and dislikes him much.|[[:Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg|Wes Iseli ''Animal Crossing'' card]]}}

[[Image:WesIseli2.jpg|thumb|Wes Iseli: party magician, charity worker, married man, and evil hedgehog.]]

'''Wes Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli], "wess EYES-lee;"<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> born 10 November 1977) [[Emily|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal pal|gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, funerals and bar mitzvahs) and is currently married to another woman. He is also a descendent of the dark wizard.

Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)|the Sonichu comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend of his.

== In real life ==
Wes Iseli was known to have dated Sarah Hammer at some point during Chris's [[Manchester High School|High School]] years. Chris claims to have originally been provoked into his [[Love Quest]] after becoming [[Chris and anger|enraged]] at seeing Sarah sitting on Wes's lap. Much like with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], this lead to a one sided blood feud with him, and he began to see Wes as a romantic rival and an enemy, even though Sarah saw Chris as nothing more than a friend and Wes himself probably barely even knew Chris as anything other than "that autistic kid Sarah hangs out with".

The trio of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Black Sonichu]] in Chris's early ideas before the comic started, existed to represent the "hero, lover and rival" triangle that Chris believed himself, Sarah and Wes to fulfill as well, with Chris [[Ego|obviously]] cast as the hero, and Wes as the villain. This is evident in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] story, in which he represented himself and Sarah as Sonichu and Rosechu, and when Wes was brought up in passing, Chris included a drawing of Blake holding a magic wand and magician's hat, complete with helpful annotation pointing out that he was evil. Chris would later come up with unique Sonichu forms for himself, Wes and Sarah instead of using Sonichu, Rosechu and Blake as stand-ins, and these new Sonichu forms would go on to be featured in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]].

Chris also included avatars of Wes in his homemade ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards, for both his human form and his Sonichu form in each, (though in the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards the human Wes Iseli was just named as "A [[Jerk]]").

Wes (under comic alias Walter Grisby) was mentioned in the infamous [[Chris Loses It]] video. In that video, Chris, after performing a spectacular act of [[tard rage]], pretends to call Walter Grisby, asking him "Who threw the frisbee?", before yelling at the telephone and [[:Category:Videos with Camera Abuse|throwing it]] at the [[PSEye]].

Wes made an appearance on the TV series ''[[wikipedia:Penn & Teller: Fool Us|Penn & Teller: Fool Us]]'' and successfully fooled them, on a season 7 episode aired on 6 [[July 2020]].

== In the comic ==
[[File:Wls.PNG|thumb|Wes-Li is pissed.]]

As the author of the comic, when Chris first made [[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]] he was given the unique opportunity to [[Chris and reality|revise his personal history with Wes]] at his leisure. Comic Wes differs from his real life counterpart in that whilst the real Wes Iseli broke up with Sarah, moved on, married another woman, probably forgot Chris ever existed and is now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcybvGOvmrY running a charity which helps fight Parkinson's Disease], Comic Wes appears to have [[Chris and his Ego|held a grudge against Chris]] ever since he first met him while he was dating Sarah, in spite of Chris having nothing he wanted and Wes having no reason to care about Chris. Dialogue also indicates that he was still dating Sarah by the time the trio first gained their powers, as Sarah "breaks up" with him halfway through Episode 8.

=== Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby ===
Wes Iseli (later [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] as "'''Walter Grisby'''") was one of the chosen three of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], alongside [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. Wes learned that he was the descendant of the [[Wasabi Clan]], and upon gaining his powers his own ancestor implored him to take vengeance upon the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], who was now Chris. Wes, knowing of Chris's jealousy towards him, accepts.

He later finds both Chris and [[Sonichu]] out on the "rough terrain" just outside [[CWCville]], and the two fight, not only over their current feud, but also over the Cherokee/Wasabi war in the ancient past, over the [[Cherokian Crown]]. Wes grabs the crown out of thin air during the fight (implying he stole it from Chris, which was [[Chris and Writing|never depicted]]) and eventually the fight ends when Sarah appears and pins Wes against a tree with a lightning arrow, just as he was about to defeat Chris. Sarah breaks up with him, he whines a bit, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris tells him to suck it up and move on]], and he then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the [[Wikipedia:Golem|golem]] summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].

[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg|thumb|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an [[Wikipedia:Edward G. Robinson|Edward G. Robinson]] impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. Chris, naturally, does not address this.

Wes was last seen in the comic in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']], appearing on a grand total of two pages. First early in the issue, where he was seen scouting around the city in preparation for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]] attack, assisted by [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] and [[Silvana]], and later on again, when he calls Mary and tells her that a magic dome was protecting the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] from attack, and that they needed Mary to come down there personally to get through. He is never seen fighting in this issue, and it is to date his final appearance.

Still to this day, Wes's final fate remains unknown. Whether he was counted among the brainwashing victims freed by Chris or not has never been stated, and depending on whether or not Wes was acting of his own free will in helping Mary and the PVCC, he may or may not be the last surviving villain other than [[Clawdorf]] and [[Metal Sonichu]] after the [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] purge.

===Wes-Li Sonichu===
[[Image:FlameSnipers.jpg|thumb|Wes-li's Flame Sniper (left) compared to Sailor Mars' Flame Sniper (right).]]

Wes-Li Sonichu (pronounced [wɛzlaɪ], "Wez-lie", according to Chris's [[videobooks]], and as "Wesley" according to the [[Audiobooks]]) is the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] form of Wes Iseli when he is transformed by the Fireshock Pendant empowered by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Although the prophecy foretold that Wes-Li, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan]], and [[Saramah Rosechu|Saramah]] would work together to defeat [[Count Graduon]], Wes's spitefulness toward Chris and his bitterness at having been rejected by [[Sarah Hammer]] would lead him to use his powers for evil.

Prior to the retcon, Wes-Li was a passable pun. With the name change, it makes absolutely no sense that a person named "Walter Grisby" would have an alter ego that does not resemble his name in any way - unless one knows the background of this character. Renaming him something like "Wal-By Sonichu" was something Chris did not bother with.

Curiously, Wes-Li is one of the more detailed Sonichus that Chris has made, which is saying something given the [[Chris and art#Tracing|cookie-cutter]] nature of most of the other characters Chris has designed.

As he is not featured much, Wes-Li Sonichu is not seen to possess anything like the absurdly vast array of powers that Chris-Chan Sonichu does. He is however, seen using the Pokémon moves Fire Blast, Flamethrower, Mega Kick and Sky Uppercut, as well as a move known as the Flame Sniper, in which he uses a bow and arrow made of fire to shoot at a target. The name and attack itself are another rip-off from [[Sailor Moon]]. With help from Chris-Chan and Saramah, Wes-Li can also use the "Team Blast: Blue Fireball Attack", but being the stupid Deus Ex Machina finishing move it is, the attack is used only once to destroy Graduon's golem and is never used again. It is also ripped off from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]''.

=== Wasabi Rival ===
[[File:Wasabi rival.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Wasabi Rival or the Pope? YOU DECIDE!]]

The Wasabi Rival was the ancient alter ego of Wes Iseli in the ''Sonichu'' comics. According to ''[[Sonichu 2]]'', the [[Wasabi Clan]] were contemporaries of the Ancient Cherokee. One of the Wasabi, presumably a leader figure of some sort, somehow determined that stealing the [[Cherokian Crown]] from his [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|rival]] would allow him and his tribe to rule the world. This led to a bitter rivalry between the ambitious Wasabi man and the Cherokian Leader. Despite their differences, the Cherokian Leader and his Wasabi Rival were eventually able to forge a temporary alliance against the greater menace of [[Count Graduon]]. Together, the Wasabi and Cherokee defeated Graduon, imprisoning him within a magic scepter for centuries.

Years later, when the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] was at last fulfilled, the Wasabi Rival appeared in a vision to his reincarnation, Wes Iseli, in order to instruct him in use of the Fireshock Pendant. Exactly how and why the Wasabi Rival is able to communicate with Wes like this is not explained. He teaches Wes how to use all his powers and sends him off to his first battle.

Notably, even though the entire reason Wes had the powers at all was because Count Graduon had come back and needed to be stopped again, something the Wasabi Rival should have known was the priority at that moment, he still told Wes to go after Chris and steal the [[Cherokian Crown]] anyway. Either that crown is ''really, really important'', or the Wasabi Rival just enjoys being a douche from beyond the grave.
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:290-ACWes.jpg|Human Wes. Note that everything is on fire behind him.
Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg|Page quote is from this card.
File:Wes.PNG|Another drawing of Wes that, of course, [[Chris and art|doesn't look anything like the first one]]. Note the Fireshock Pendant and rabbit in a hat.
Image:295-WesLi.jpg|Flame on, bitch!
Image:140-AJerk.jpg|Chris, ripping himself off.
Image:296-FireshockPendant.jpg|Fireshock Pendant
Image:294-YuWesLi.jpg|It's just not as impressive without the flame background.
Image:292-ACWesLi.jpg|And even less so with the ''Animal Crossing'' logo.
File:127-LevelBattle.jpg|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] takes on a villain.
Image:293-ACWesLiBck.jpg|Notice how the human Wes has no star sign, but Wes-Li does.
File:Wes_li_xbox.jpg|Wes Li plays [[HEXbox]], further cementing his villainous status.
</gallery></center>

== Sources ==
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==External links==
* [http://partymagic.50megs.com/ Old magic site]
* [http://wesiseli.com/ New magic site]
* [http://www.youtube.com/wesleyiseli YouTube account]
* [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1205570207 Facebook]

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South Park

2020-12-06T03:22:50Z

JoSona6:

[[File:ChrisChanSP.png|800px|center]]
{{Quote|Hey, [[Vivian]]. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the [[Stress|less dramatic]], [[Random-access humor|more comical]] episodes. ROFL|Chris<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube]]</ref>}}
[[Image:CADD_Chef.jpg|thumb|"Grade-F destruction"? Really?]]

'''''South Park''''' is a popular animated comedy program airing on Comedy Central since 1997. [[Chris]] was an avowed fan of the series, later dropping off and not keeping up with newer episodes "for a few years" according to Chris himself in [[Sachumo]]'s interview. His favorite episode is “Hellen Keller! The Musical”.

His collection of [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network video downloads]] and [[Netflix]] downloads include dozens of ''South Park'' episodes, and he's swiped both its content and style on more than one occasion in his comics.

==South Park in ''Sonichu''==

===Beel===

{{main|Beel}}

Beel is the receptionist at the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. His appearance seems to be somewhat based on the [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Satan|Satan]] character on ''South Park'', with the exception of his lack of facial hair and cloven hooves as featured on Satan. The Satan character on the show is a [[homos|homo]], and was engaged in love affairs with [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Saddam Hussein|Saddam Hussein]] and other male characters. In Sonichu 10, Beel uses the line "where I was going to go, Detroit?"<ref>''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'', [[:File:SchuComic10P32.jpg|p. 32]].</ref> As Chris himself has confirmed, this is a plagiarism from a [[Wikipedia:Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?|South Park episode]].<ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from]]</ref>

===CADD Chef===
{{main|CADD Chef}}
CADD Chef is a minor villain. One can easily tell that this character (although based on Kene Meniru, one of Chris's teachers at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]) is a blatant ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Isaac Hayes|Isaac Hayes]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Chef (South Park)|Chef]]" character from ''South Park'', not just in appearance but also in one of his quotes.

===[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]===

The title of Chris's gallery of hideous Rule 34 is copied from the title of the [[video game]] ''[[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|South Park: Chef's Luv Shack]]''.

===[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]===

[[Wikipedia:Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Kenny]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Cartman]], [[Niggos|Token]] and [[Sweetheart|Wendy]] make cameo appearances in the "Dating Education" episode.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchuComic10P7.jpg Sonichu 9]</ref>

==Chris fails to grasp ''South Park''==

After the release of Chris's audio recording of his [[April 2010]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|confrontation with Michael Snyder]], [[Vivian Gee]] used that audio to compose a parody video, setting the recording to a ''South Park''-style animation that featured Chris in the role of a bigoted Cartman-esque character.

Chris commented on the video's [[YouTube]] page, having fundamentally missed the point: "I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" Parody; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY!"

It appears that Chris doesn't understand the show's presentation of characters like Cartman. While Cartman (and to a lesser extent his friends, when they're in their more sociopathic modes) is meant to come across as a selfish little snot devoid of any redeeming qualities, Chris apparently views him as some kind of role model or example of appropriately entertaining behavior, hence his obvious pleasure at the comparison Vivian's video created. Further evidence of Chris having a positive view of Cartman appears in [[Mailbag_35#In_which_Chris_tells_us_that_we_need_to_go_look_up_what_he_stole_from|Mailbag 35]], where Chris seems to see Cartman as a good Christian looking to save the souls of rest of the children on the show<ref>[[Mailbag 35#In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from]]</ref>, though in [[Update: 2/25/16|some cases]], perhaps not.

Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by television. When he does take one, it's because he's decided that it can be used to justify whatever tomfoolery he's been up to. Unsurprisingly, Chris often misses the original point completely. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be Liquid in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was "Wrong, but for the right reasons." This comes from another episode of South Park called "Best Friends Forever", where, after a satire of the Terri Schiavo controversy, it is stated that Cartman was "Right, but for the wrong reasons". In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his PSP. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were "Wrong, but for the right reasons", as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as "If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid".

His fear of homosexuals destroying the future, incidentally, emerged from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'' called "[[Wikipedia:Goobacks|Goobacks]]", which was a satire on the controversy of illegal immigration. In the episode, a group of rednecks who had lost their jobs to the illegal immigrants from the future decided that the best way to get their jobs back was to destroy the future by making everyone gay so there wouldn't be anybody in the future. It should be noted that although Chris undoubtedly believes South Park is anti gay, the show itself actually preached tolerance towards homosexuals in the episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", which was only the fourth episode of the show's run and introduced the recurring character Big Gay Al, who has been portrayed positively in each of his appearances. In addition, the show openly supported gay marriage in the 2005 episode "Follow That Egg". Show creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are members of the Libertarian Party, which is known for their support of gay marriage, and would probably be none too pleased with Chris's interpretation of the show's stance on homosexuality.

Chris believes that every fictional character in existence, including his own, inhabits some alternate plane of reality where they can interact with one another. This belief may have partially stemmed from the episode "Imaginationland", which depicted such a locale.

The episode "[[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|Guitar Queer-O]]" parodied the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' series by depicting the rise-and-fall narrative of many musician stories through the lens of the game, and had characters treating genuine guitar skill dismissively. At one point, a character is stated to be able to play the game "acoustically", shown by having him play an unplugged ''Guitar Hero'' controller and produce an indecipherable clicking of buttons. This episode could well have influenced Chris's [[Chris and music#Instruments|belief]] that playing ''Guitar Hero'' is just as impressive as the real thing, and [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|a few videos]] show similar acoustic performances.

==Other mentions==
*Chris left [[IRC (16 October 2008)]] because "[[Wikipedia:Breast Cancer Show Ever|Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" was coming on. He used a quote from this episode ("I am going to shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear!") in [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|his threat to]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]].
*During a chat, [[PandaHalo|Panda]] suggested to Chris to put a butt plug inside his ass in order to prevent himself from releasing flatulence. Chris declined, saying that "constriction of the gas-release can result in spontaneous combustion",<ref name=IRC27Dec2008 /> a belief he most likely picked from the ''South Park'' episode [[Wikipedia:Spontaneous Combustion (South Park)|''Spontaneous Combustion'']].
*Chris bought [[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|''South Park: Chef's Luv Shack'']] and the "When Technology Attacks!" [[PSP|UMD]].<ref>[[List of Chris's games]]</ref>
*Chris liked the [[Wikipedia:Make Love, Not Warcraft|''World of Warcraft'']]<ref name=IRC27Dec2008>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> and [[Wikipedia:Guitar Queer-O|''Guitar Hero'']]<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> episodes.
*Chris imitated [[Wikipedia:List_of_other_South_Park_residents#Towelie|Towelie]] and criticized [[Wikipedia:Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] in [[CWCFlyingElephants]].
*Chris told [[Clyde]] and [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], "You both want me to even Beg, you can go point at your own damn snouts and Oink like Eric Cartman, and then Rape yourselves with your own Damn [[Star Wars|Darth Maul Dual LightSabre]]."<ref>[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]</ref>; Cartman's oinking is in reference to "[[Wikipedia:Scott Tenorman Must Die|Scott Tenorman Must Die]]".
*''Scott Tenorman Must Die'' was also referenced by Chris while talking to [[BlueSpike]]. BlueSpike (posing as Max) wanted to get Chris to burn down his house. Chris did not want to do that, so he began to sing "I'm a Little Piggy", hoping that this would satisfy BlueSpike.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself#Burn your house down (35:20-37:50)]]</ref> In the aforementioned South Park episode, Scott makes Cartman sing the the same song for his own amusement.
*Chris referred to Randy Marsh's "naggers" controversy ("[[Wikipedia:With Apologies to Jesse Jackson|With Apologies to Jesse Jackson]]").<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10]]</ref>
*He created a ''[[Guitar Hero]] South Park'' [[Quizzes|quiz]].
*He used Cartman's catchphrase "You’re breaking my balls here" in [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]].
*He got Panda a musical card where Cartman/Jennifer Lopez sing the "Taco Flavored Kisses" song from "[[Wikipedia:Fat Butt and Pancake Head|Fat Butt and Pancake Head]]."<ref>[[Clyde E-mails]]</ref>
*On 30 [[October 2013]], Chris wrote that one of the reasons he doesn't commit suicide is because "premature death leaves one in Limbo".<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts# Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> This belief does not cohere with the protestant theology of his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Church]], according to which salvation is achieved by faith alone. However, it is in line with the South Park episode "[[Wikipedia:Death (South Park)|Death]]", in which it is revealed that the grandfather of a minor character is spending eternity in limbo for having his grandson euthanize him.
*In [[Chris Calls Clyde Out]], Chris mocks Clyde by impersonating him as [[Wikipedia:Tuong Lu Kim|Tuong Lu Kim]], a South Park character.
*In [[June 2015]], Chris [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Random-Access Swedish|replied]] to a Facebook post mentioning the Swedish Chef with a reference to one of fictitious Rob Schneider film trailers from "[[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|The Biggest Douche in the Universe]]" (which, incidentally, brought popular awareness to the term "[[My Little Pony|Derp]]").
*On 4 [[December 2020]], when asked what his favorite episode of the show was in [[Discord Q&A 11#Favorite Episode of South Park|Discord Q&A 11]], Chris stated that it was "{{w|Helen Keller! The Musical}}", the thirteenth episode of the fourth season.

==See also==
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
*''[[Family Guy]]''
*[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
*[[Getting Foam Ed‎]]
*[[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW]]
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
*[[Quizzes#Guitar_Hero_South_Park|''Guitar Hero South Park'' MyBUZZ! quiz]]

==References==
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[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Sonic the Hedgehog

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''For the 2020 live-action movie, see [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)]].''
{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}
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! colspan="2" |Sonic
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'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario]]. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]] (''sic''),<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref> replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to change a non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter other contests, to the eventual creation of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> Chris has shown little attention to the title character of Sonic's rival franchise ''Super Mario'', which is curious considering his [[Brand loyalty|militant hatred]] for the [[HEXbox]] in favor of the [[PlayStation]]; however, Chris does own a few Mario games in his video game collection. It is also known that Chris owns ''Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped'', Crash being another rival of Sonic's.

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] released in July 2016, Chris indirectly (and somewhat, though not 100%, incorrectly) acknowledges that Sonic the Hedgehog is poorly received; however, he hilariously doesn't grasp the concept, insisting that his original creation could "pull Sonic out of the ground".

[[2019]] sees a live-action Sonic movie, and a Grade V spergout from Chris seems certain, although it remains to be seen if it will involve public protest or violence. Chris has said: "''Even the crew of the STH 2019 Movie admit they PURPOSELY want to Mess This Up! And, yes: the Two Elephants in the room, on this great misinterpretation of Sonic, himself: The Wrong Shoes, and The Blue Arms. 😖 (The Real) Sonic, Himself, and I are Seriously Not Amused. He even stated, himself, that he is beyond ashamed and embarrassed of this movie, and all of the lack of appreciation of the original source materials, as well as Respect for him in this abolishment of a flick.''"<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref> Now that he believes himself to be in direct contact with (pink-armed) Sonic, where will Chris stop? He claims he will boycott it but will not repeat his errors of the Sonic Boom era.

==Notable multimedia==
===Comics===
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|200px|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and [[mass debating]] for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

===Sonic Boom===

{{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this "U-turn" in design has caused him to "literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind"{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below).

On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several "Blue Arm Promoters" (The "security" [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the "Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms" and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.

Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] (which he was [[banned]] from) to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, maced a bystanding employee on his way out, and got arrested for [[Chris and the Law|breaking 3 laws]] in a single day.

===Sonic Forces===
{{main|Sonic Forces}}
A 2017 video game with the ability to create customized Sonic characters. Chris purchased three copies of the game, each for different consoles.

===Film===
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==References to Chris==
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and commented.<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref> He then filed it under a YouTube playlist titled "Trolling Stupid".

{{quotebox|I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.}}

===Sonic mentions Sonichu on Twitter===
On 10 [[July 2015]], the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account joked about Sonichu and blarms.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312</ref>

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxred|Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice?}}

Sonic replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

A troll tried to notify Chris that Sonic was mocking him, but he believed it to be fake:<ref>[[:File:Cwc dumb flake - credit to Pickle Inspector.png]]</ref>

{{quotebox|That Is Fake, you dumb Flake.}}

Chris should have known it is not a fake, since he follows the account on Twitter.

Two later tweets also made minor mentions of Sonichu.

The first was on 9 March 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref>

The second was on 29 April 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Sonic Boom pickle joke===
In ''Double Doomsday'', episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom'', Sonic orders a hamburger with no pickles and instead is served with extra pickles.

In Chris's [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] Facebook group, he posted about the pickle joke and took a "neutral" stance on it.
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===''Sonic Boom'' parody===
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Episode 57 of the ''Sonic Boom'' animated series, titled "The Biggest Fan", parodies the Sonic fanbase. Several references, whether intentionally or coincidentally, match with Chris-

*The fan, Mark the Tapir, is an overweight nerd with bad hair, large glasses and [[Medallions|a Sonic patch on his shirt]].
*Mark the Tapir has an awkward lack of social awareness, similar to Chris's [[autism]], and is especially reminiscent of his clingy, stalker-ish behaviour around [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] and [[Catherine]].
*At the 2:43 mark, Mark orders [[April 16 Fetish Vids#1 Fanta: Semen Flavor|orange soda]].
*At the 5:15 mark, there is a reference to [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]].
*Mark attempting vehicular manslaughter on Sonic, like Chris did with Michael Synder.
*"Collectible plates" are mentioned, possibly made out of Crayola Model Magic?
*Sonic has a Tails hat placed on him at one point, making him look like he has [[Sonichu (character)|big yellow ears]].
*Mark is shown to be into writing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|NSFW fan fiction]] of Sonic, with Sonic sarcastically mentioning [[Sonichu 8|"SonAmy! Ooh, spicy!"]].

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The episode aired on 10 December 2016. Three days later, Chris viewed the episode and saw "No resemblance" to himself in Mark:<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's "The Biggest Fan" episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]}}

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===Sonic Boom writer jokes about Sonichu===

On 10 January 2018, Alan Denton, a writer for ''Sonic Boom'', joked about Sonichu on Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|I love when people are inspired enough by something to write their own fan fiction. Totally support that. But (and I can't believe I have to say this...), if you then insist to the creators that your made-up story become canon, you've gone too far.<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193526917738496</ref>

(Whispers silently to my folder of Sonichu fanfic: "But not you. You'll all be canon one day...")<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193919483666432</ref>}}

Denton was a writer on the ''Double Doomsday'' and story editor on ''The Biggest Fan'' episodes of the show.

===IGN Movie Quiz===
On 7 [[February 2020]], IGN uploaded a video in which James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog movie]], is quizzed on his knowledge on Sonic trivias - one question being if Sonichu is an unlockable character in Sonic Forces<ref>[[Chris_in_the_media#IGN]]</ref>. Marsden replies, "What is a Sonichu?"

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]]. This would later be retconned into Sonic having been [[Silvana]] in disguise.

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

Sonic returns in the "Clip Show" episodes of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] and [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], where Sonichu and he discuss the past. He is shocked by the new [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]], now a [[tomgirl]].

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook of Fail|scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]], and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the ''Sonichu'' universe.

[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]

Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend".<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic".<ref>[[Mailbag 38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref> Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris and writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of the former), Wild does state in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

=== Amy Rose ===
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''Sonic'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of Sonic the Hedgehog. In fleshing out the world of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[File:Sonichu - Episode 6, Page 14.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].
{{clear}}

=== Shadow the Hedgehog ===
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters and the trolls, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. A Shadow doll was also held by Chris in [[DivineTrial]], substituting for Clyde Cash. The same Shadow doll is in the background in [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]. Chris claims that Shadow is currently living in C-197.

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street-smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh, wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep]], [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly]] [[28 October 2011|taught]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell message|him]].
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
File:Killing_sonic_iterations_SB.jpg|Systematic murder of Sonic's iterations.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]

Spirit possession

2020-12-03T01:57:58Z

JoSona6:

{{quote|I have already told [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] directly about the [body-swap]; she took it very cool and calmly without any emotional outbursts or [[stress]].|Chris, role-playing as Magi-Chan,<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1164241915958779904</ref> inadvertently showcasing that his mother has long since given up on him.}}

[[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris depicts Uzume's spirit possessing his body.]]

'''Spirit possession''' is the belief that spirits can possess a person's body. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes he has experienced possession by his [[imaginary friends]]. He has increasingly used it as a maladaptive [[coping]] mechanism to avoid reality and criticism, such as when he began to role-play as Sonichu as part of an elaborate fantasy to cope with being unable to attend the real-world BABScon, or when he role-played as Mewtwo to defend himself from criticism levied by a Twitter troll.

==Method==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|left|Chris uses spirit possession as a means of validating his belief in the [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

{{quote|[Chris] believes this shit for real though because he tried to talk like Uzume (which sounds no different from how he normally talks, only he tried to raise his pitch and couldn’t pronounce the name of half the Neptunia characters).|An [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]].<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

When Chris believes he has swapped spirits with an imaginary friend, he role-plays as that persona. While doing so, Chris refers to himself in third person. In calls and videos he (tries to) change his voice and vocabulary.

He sometimes changes the profile picture and name of his social media to match the [[OC]] he is "possessed" by. Chris appears to have forgotten he can do this on Twitter, forcing him to preface his tweets with "Sonichu:" to remind followers of the role-play. He also changes his signature on occasional drawings to match the OC's name.

This behavior was unseen from Chris until the [[Idea Guys]], [[Teen Troon Squad]], and various [[other enablers]] role-played as characters from [[CWCville]] to bend Chris into their will. After their removal, Chris retained the idea of role-playing by saying his OCs are manifesting in dimension [[1218]] (the real world) through his body for various reasons.

When role-playing, Chris says things that would sound very weird if it came from "Chris's" mouth, for example he called [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] a guilty pleasure waifu while roleplaying as Magi-chan. He might say this to prove he is no longer Chris as Chris would never say something like this... [[Incest|right?]]

==="Mama"===
During Chris's phase of role-playing that he is possessed by the spirit of Sonichu, he (as Sonichu) refers to both Chris's spirit and physical body as "Mama," as both an allusion to how Sonichu referred to Chris as Father in the comics and to reflect Chris's [[transgender]] status.

==Uzume Tennouboshi==
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|150px|Uzume as she appears in ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Megadimension Neptunia VII]]''. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.

On 8 [[November 2017]], Chris was [[brainwashed]] by an [[Idea Guy]] into believing that he was sharing his body with the spirit of Uzume.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character]]</ref> John Yamada, an alias used by one of the Idea Guys, texted Chris and crafted a role-play scenario in which Chris's Sega Dreamcast was the portal that could connect Chris to his imaginary safe space [[CWCville]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-3.JPG]]</ref> Guided by suggestibility, Chris subconsciously filled in the role-play scenario further, believing that [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world, scanned the Dreamcast, and confirmed there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and interpreted this as him pulling out Uzume, a fictional character, into his body. Chris claimed Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconned his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against fellow ''Neptunia'' character Kurome. He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Mistaken about being linked with Uzume]]</ref>

==Chris Chan Sonichu==
Chris repeatedly signed his name as "Chris Chan Sonichu" on court documents relating to his [[Chris and the law#2018|March 2018 trespass charge]], despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/court-records-from-2018-signed-chris-chan-sonichu.75721/</ref>

==Magi-Chan==
{{quote|Barbara was more of a “Guilty Pleasure” waifu|Chris as Magi-Chan, demonstrating his oedipal complex<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1172505641262505984</ref>.}}

[[File:Christine Chandler signature 2019-07-29.jpg|thumb|Chris’s signature from July 2019.]]
[[File:Magi-Chan signature 2019-08-28.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan’s signature from August 2019.]]

For one month, from 14 [[August 2019]] to 14 [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he had swapped bodies with [[Magi-Chan]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-reddit-chris-roleplaying-as-magi-chan-megathread.59768/</ref>

He acted the role on video in [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]]. During that time, he primarily tweeted from his [[MagiChan111448]] alternate Twitter account, role-playing as Magi-Chan, and even signed Magi-Chan's signature on drawings.

<center><gallery>
File:CPU_CWCSonichu and MagiChan111448 Twitter likes.png|Chris liked the same set of tweets from both his main account and the Magi-Chan alt, to preserve his fantasy of Magi-Chan inhabiting his body.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Chris changed his [[Discord]] handle to Magi-Chan.
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

===Tri===
[[File:TriOC.jpg|thumb|150px|Tri.]]

On 26 November 2019, Chris discussed his belief that he had body-swapped with Tri Sonichu (an [[OC]] and recolor of Magi-Chan, created by [[MKRNightVee]]), in order to work on the [[Dimensional Merge]], and that he ended the body-swap after boosting Tri's abilities and making him overpowered<ref>[[Discord#Body-swapped with Tri]]</ref>.

==Sonichu==
[[File:Sonichu982-9390.png|thumb|200px|Chris changed his [[Discord]] handle to Sonichu.]]

From 31 March [[2020]], Chris believed he has body-swapped with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], as part of an elaborate maladaptive coping method for missing out on the BABScon convention<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> which had been cancelled due to [[COVID-19]]. Using Sonichu as a mouthpiece, Chris claims he was able to visit BABscon in [[C-197]], which presumably avoided the pandemic, much like World War II.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris explains the Dimensions]]</ref> Chris continued acting out the role of Sonichu while he was featured as a guest on [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]] and has continued to act as Sonichu all the way through December, with only a brief interruptions when he pretended to be Mewtwo and himself from another dimension (detailed below), and he has since shown no signs on giving up on his delusion.

==Mewtwo==
{{quote|Never Speak Against Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Ever Again, or I shall see to your appropriate torment and punishment, myself. Farewell.|"Mewtwo" on Twitter.}}

On 14 May 2020, [[White knight|to defend himself from a Twitter troll]] who cast doubt on Chris's claim to be leading the [[Dimensional Merge]], Chris paused his role-playing of Sonichu to role-play instead as his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary husband Mewtwo]]. "Mewtwo" took to Twitter to lambast and threaten the troll.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>

==Chris of Dimension 1214==

As an excuse to break his Sonichu roleplay, Chris pretended to be himself from another dimension to answer a [[27 August 2020 Q&A|short Q&A session]] on 27 August 2020.

==See also==
*[[Imaginary friends]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}

Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams

2020-10-06T02:05:50Z

JoSona6:

On 10 [[April 2020]], Chris began '''livestreaming himself reacting''' to the multi-part episode "Red vs Blue" of ''Analysis Anarchy'', an animated series by [[DRWolf]] and the [[TF2 Analysts]] using Team Fortress 2 and [[My Little Pony]]-themed characters.

Chris opted to simply point the camera at himself, lacking the video editing experiences to set up a side-by-side video, and made cartoonish faces overreacting to scenes. He asked for donations and intends to record all six parts.

He promoted the livestream by announcing via Twitter:

{{quotebox|On a different topic, I Will, however, be personally doing a Live Reation Video today, and once every few weeks for the Six-Part Episode of #TF2AnalysisAnarchy. I had seen part one at @BronyCon of ‘19, but that was Months ago. So, it’ll be like going in anew, but mildly familiar.

It will be a Streaming Video, so Donations of multiple Dollars during in Super Chat would be appreciated (reminder: I can’t read the responses or chat while recording). Tune in less than a couple of hours from now.}}

A fan called him out for requesting donations during the COVID-19 pandemic, to which Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|Did I say it was Mandatory? I could spout back at you for spouting hatred at me when you, yourself, supposedly demote and oppose hatred and bullying. I do not care for such negative Trolling.}}

==Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1==
Ironically, his first stream was deemed to be for children by [[YouTube]], thus locking his superchat and in turn him from donations.
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===Description===
You can watch the RvB video on [[DrWolf]]’s channel at https://youtu.be/5EIGUm_LAtw

===Transcript===
[''hops onto his bed and sighs; his voice is obscured by fans or some furnace running loudly in the background''] Hey everybody, this is...Chris-Chan Sonichu, comin' to you live from home, in a little bit we will be streaming a lo-lovely video! This is a reaction video to...''Red vs. Blue'', part 1. So, hope you all are as esited as I am to...be checkin' this out, if you...now--I wan--and if you're...obviously...vide--I don't have video, uh--video opportunity or options right now. [''long awkward pause; his last sentence is repeated briefly on his computer''] So, yeah. Workin' on...details and...stuff. Ah, pfft. I don't really...see the channel on this thing.....oh, I get a sound. [''speaks intelligibly and talks in Spanish, then another pause''] Where's the option for...? "More options"...comments [?].....you're not givin' me an option! Ah, dammit. Ah, well anyway, uh, essentially, I guess, regardless of comments, but, if y'all wanna watch this video at a later time after its premiere, which will be in a coupla minutes...y'all can do that on your own accord, but I'll tell you that you're just gonna see me.....and I have Rosee right here-Rosee Rosechu right here sittin' next to me... [''smiles and points to the left as if he were in an '80s sitcom opening''] oh, and Magi-Chan's sittin' right here. Hey, man! Hey, Heavy[?]. Aight, so anyway, I'm gonna be watchin' this video, so...I do this also in response to...Dr. Wolf's earlier video where, he wanted reactions to it, so...this'll be the first one I do this se-series sev-6.

[''pauses and does something with camera''] I just...put a...little commentary in the chat here.........so yeah, anyway, beginning shortly, Analysis Anarchy, Red vs. Blue Part 1. Ah, and you know what, I'll take my [[glasses]] off so you can actually see my reactions. 'Cause I don't know how well they'd do with the glasses reflecting light in my eyes. [?] so it's not getting in mah way...very shortly, [''does a fake fanfare''] So yeah, not reading your...commentary or anythi--if--if--am not able to enable that at this point, so...oh well, it is what it is. Y'all gettin' to see live reactions! Note that I have previously seen this...at BronyCon, ''months ago'', so I pretty much forgot--'''HEY! I'M RECORDING!''' Not right now, [[Barbara]]! [''stress sigh''] Sorry, I don't like being interrupted, especially since [''breaks into falsetto''] this is the beginning! This is FUN! Uh, live video STREAM! Yee! Ah, here's the thing! [''the YouTube premiere countdown music plays''] Okay. Alright, two minute now...two minutes. Agh. [''fiddles with the camera and wipes his brow''] At least the music is always nice when you...[?]

{{Transcript}}

==TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]], Chris brings along an imaginary [[Rosechu_(character)|Rosechu]].
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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

Ah hey everybody there's a site you live
coming from this house once again and
today we're doing a live stream of
analysis anarchy part two my live
reactions to the video yeah just kind of
like you're doing some [unintelligible] yeah so
make sure everything's set up is my
first time using the laptop. First time
using the laptop for our streaming at
this point.
Um so try so I don't know how to do
screen on screen in this thing but at
least I'm able to see the video still
and y'all should be able to hear it loud
enough
[Music]
yeah anyways so yeah I'm doing exclaiming
I'm just like a finger it's time to kill
something allow me for the option of us
application hmm
they don't not don't know how this thing
works anyway so there's that I did that
just put coming in on me
I'm dr. wolf strain so now I wait for
the video the 81 minutes
no just something on the phone I'm topic
dead I know I mean but yeah by being
early bird type of individual and I
don't know that's new to me this video
using a laptop for this I'm this is the
first time using this laptop for this
type of thing but at least the camera
does work microphone works she's
upstairs Barbara is upstairs okay
kill time just flow into comments
yeah well you're too loud
she's upstairs alright stop asking about
Barbara this is a reaction video for tf2
Mouse's anarchie red versus blue part 2
and we starting very shortly at least I
have a little time to do this alright
yeah Thank You
vanderrocks Oh point our super chat
thank you
at least well there you go that's the
first time this body gets to see some of
your comments so yeah last month when we
were when I reacted while watching part
1 it allows me last month
it's aren't you yeah yeah we like to
psych movie it's really good
almost time it's progress the merge
continues to be in progress
everything is happening only fast my
dear - I guess at least yeah I'm back on
the tf2 window so no longer reading your
comments sorry hey Lise y'all get to get
the pleasure - they seem to the
perspective of the laptop camera this
time
[Music]
eight seven six five four three two one
Sheldon honey
[Music]
so earbuds won't fit seriously
technology is so bigoted sometimes DSi
and they had cable and penis I'm sorry
you want to repeat that nothing nothing
creatures repent hey sweetie are you
sure it's a good idea to bring me along
I mean I been with you guys for that
long and we really haven't any boys my
cookies hunters reunion
Oh will eggs ninja I want in here the
professional atmosphere the sneak on
have fun and you'll be fine
[Music]
greetings you good sir thanks for your
request I have gathered our greatest
mercenaries and we stand ready to
fulfill the most dangerous missions and
open up vocations how many we be of
service today gracious employer you know
I'm surprised but this is just perfect
casting focus please so how can we help
you today mr. um please just call me
blue man red man will do just fine here
for this one I triple dog I was just
offering you a biscuit
yeah I may be an idiot but I'm not
stupid
this guy works for the company that
makes all those stupid robots if little
toys trying to kill all of us what that
was him are you certain mr. Boies 100%
or my name is
snuffleupagus manga some extent this my
company does manufacture those robots we
didn't use to but one of our lower
managers the director made a non
unintentional joint operation with a
competing company that actually made the
robots we didn't really have a saying
what he was using the robots for so we
kinda overlooked it but rest assured we
open bug on this little operation
so even bother you lot anymore it seems
to be time the truth Jasper so I think
Boston now so put the gun away from now
[Music]
wait a minute you there from the suit
the suit yes Billy what's dr. Cobb well
since you want we're the only ones
available I expect nothing but the best
from you I have a very difficult mission
in mind and honestly if you can get
halfway through this one in one piece
I'm certain there will be nothing but
with the opposition well thank you your
confidence in us is overwhelming I'm
glad you asked here is retard Josh hi
guys
oh there was an incident I wouldn't
underestimate the power of Disney if I
were you hey don't see there's
advertising I mean somebody's got to pay
for this flop and movie to happen full
details know is it's personal nothing
personnel you a position in bronies
react totally my purview even though I
don't edit the videos what is that is a
good thing is it for you it's a good
thing when they buddies react to
whatever like us we're reacting to this
video right now already
oh yeah does this mean you might
actually kill your teammates this time
[Music]
smirks ela smirks I foresee them going
to get each other this both teams
[Music]
[Applause]
drug is always a NY
[Music]
up here we go make the middle it's gone
what are you guys doing here to be
continued yep continue absolutely been
waiting for next week next month next
month battle or discussions your choice
to keep it whatever but yeah yeah why
reaction from the left up birthday so
thank you all for watching in chop it up
it's they say

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]]. [[Barb]] makes a brief "proof-of-life" appearance.
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===Decription===
<nowiki>#TF2</nowiki> #TeamFortress2 #AnalysisAnarchy #[[DrWolf]] #MLPSilverQuill

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
hello everybody this is sonichu in moms body coming to you live from home once again

and we're about to watch we're going to be watching red blues

versus blue part three in just a few minutes

about ten minutes and fortunately i'll

be able to do a little video on video

on this ipad about sugars like that one

side of it i would look at all these

stickers huh

that's fun and that's what you see

what's propped up for what's

ghost and what's on the bottom i mean

look at how i look like a yearbook or something

anyway i gonna leeway and enough

from edge on my right leg in order to do this

so

i do believe this will work for picture and pitcher again this the video and audio from the actual video

that we played on

the laptop right here might not sync up

with what's shown

on the ipad here and this is your basic 32 gig ipad pro 7th gen

i'll eventually get a higher capacity model

let me go to wi-fi not 3g

but it works well for 1e4 basically so

it's good for what came out trump's wallet that's all i'm going to say about that

anyway so i'm just showing it throwing and

waiting for the show to start be another

eight minutes or so of six minutes

yes it's the minute and a half yada yada

uh cochleario complete elisha

there you go there's your shout out

barbara's doing good

she's in good health and i'm in good

house as you can see

you're speaking with sonichus sonichu

i'm zapping it up right here

Barbara's not coming downstairs anytime soon today so chillax on that

i'm reading some of this

and they all go by so fast hello

possibly

possibly responsible for the civil unrest

she's upstairs barbra weston chandler

is upstairs all right

she is alive and well stop asking about her

she's right here hi rosie

rosie's right here

she's not dead shut up

barbara's upstairs she's not going downstairs so

chill out on that asking about barbara

fine hey barb

hey barb

she's right upstairs everybody wants to

see you everybody wants to see you

just come down there say hello

[Music]

hey barb do me a favor would you come

downstairs for a minute please because

you couldn't hear me up the stairs from here

so i use the backup option

yeah you'll see here shortly all right

hey barb come here come here

i'm on a live video stream and people want to see you so just

come over here sit right here

there say hello to the world hello to the world

there's barbara see she's alive and well

give him some give him some wisdom oh

take care of your money don't make foolish investments

um anything else that's not financial

no not at all all right

how are you feeling i feel great

good

boy everybody's just all right you can

go back upstairs

thank you barb you're welcome see you later

there is everybody happy now do you believe me

she's not a robot shut up

anymore now let me get this stream up

that didn't have warning they'll be coming up shortly

it was 60 second warning but then that comes up to the

minute and a half thing

i can finally put down screen on full screen here

as soon as that thing comes up

somebody said 30 seconds on their live chat

red blue yellow green see what i mean

get that man and a half blurb is going to begin shortly

put your eliara in in the pony in our super forms

who wants to take a bite out of that gingerbread hug of too much goodness me

i begin to think shortly so i can go full screen on the ipad

a thing is happening

um

[Music]

hmm uh

it's not the best i have this

all right that's better now i can see it

everybody can see that

[Music]

right there

[Music]

all right

[Music]

the conflict begins oh

no

well this is awkward yes what are you

doing here

i'm pretty sure we told you all to stay put

well i took an initiative and made an executive decision

i'll show you that we're more than

capable of effective teamwork

wait i'll show you well i'm sure your

teamwork is going swimmingly

oh shut up ninja you haven't been here long

valid enough the newbie

yeah you're not as experienced as i am

giving

or receiving hey

what is your guy's mission anyway we're

going to roast some probably named blue

well shoot oh shoot

hold your fire

great now look what your team did my team

i got this

there's no way you're gonna let this

stand right

the red team is being completely

unreasonable

and the blue team needs to realize that we were here first

so what if you were here first we had

better storylines

i'm sorry would you mind rephrasing that

[Music]

i think you need to do something i'm

getting ready

[Music]

this makes sense

[Music]

it catches

[Music]

i need to figure this out

over stupid reasons here no one can get on each other's nerves but is that

really an excuse to come to blows like this

especially considering most of us have super forms we don't fully understand

i don't know about you but i prefer not

to turn this into x-men 3.

did he say x-men that actually sounds kind of cool

[Music]

what

forever chaos

what have i done ow

what have you done you did what you always do

yell the problem expecting it to

brandy you should have listened to me

i told you something wasn't right but no you ignored it

you ignore it boys

90 of what you say should never be taken seriously

if you just listen to us and stay punched

[Music]

i know we analyze all

i do my brand you really do

i do what i'm letting you supposed to do

i tried to lead and keep my team safe during matches

to keep our friends safe but when can I do that with every time every moment

you take that away from me they listen to you they follow

[Music]

where did everybody go

where did everybody go good question

let's find out

maddie lying in the box health mode

don't fail me now dead shot sniper

[Music]

lines of truth it reveals hidden objects and enemies

right have you never played ocarina of time

nope i was too busy upping my arsenal

and the mirror shield reflects any kind of element though

okay what i need

[Applause]

how about we try something new

son of the mask yes i haven't seen that cosmetics before where'd you get it

just on the holy altar in the mouth of carterus

tartarus

here he goes

i'm sorry i didn't mean to set you up

like that but come on

it's not like i said

[Applause]

why did you put it on

adequate timing he puts it on now where

he just lands face first into it

[Music]

um

yes yes it is

i lose

i don't know she don't know it's not her

memory right now

[Music]

oh i don't need any encouragement ellie

i'm already feeling the happiest i could ever be and i'm

[Music]

so we can all get back to being friends

that is an absolutely splendid idea

although why don't we go and help the

red team with some sucking therapy

before someone gets hurt

then let me go and help the blue team

i'd love to ellie but i'm sure my

bestest of the best hugs will be more

good than your touch of scent

actually i agree with ellie sounds better so uh

are we supposed to be fighting each other i don't

feel like fighting we've barely even had a proper conversation together

yeah i get the sense that spidey pyro

doesn't really work in my match-up

probably but what else is a spy and

a pirate supposed to oh

hey do you want to go play video games

why would a spy and pyro fight make you

want to suddenly go play video games

got any other ideas

i am sensing a dark presence

[Music]

[Music]

hi newest voice in my head hey

i'm trapped in the sword sweetie please get me out

yeah sorry man i would rather not get involved in some cursed sword business

[Music]

draining

delicious

[Music]

oh

jasper take out your power coin

one day can't the universe just

[Music]

there's a reason i'm the headliner for a tv tropes page

why just this morning i tripped down the stairs into a box of oversized bear traps

they'll ask me why i had those skinned into an unexpected oil slick

laying his face first on a cat distance somehow grew overnight

fell off my window into a car full of sandpaper

oh

[Music]

don't argue with an idiot he will drag

you down to his level

and beat you with experience

[Music]

oh

[Music]

i shall now take this opportunity

hey that's gotta hurt

perfect timing

angry birds

[Music]

is

i am your enemy

oh yeah that that is the thing

very well all are connor bounds in the

[Music]

you expect such a pitiful weapon to harm me

[Music]

you forgot what this dagger is

[Music]

it's a dragonzord

oh

beneath the ocean for over two decades

oh

[Music]

for this day at least you are the

greater punching bag

i shall leave you alive which is the

coolest statement

[Music]

so y'all better hold on to your nut now

sweetheart

because this is

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing like a fresh paint job on your hot rod am i right

[Music]

good night everybody

[Music]

now what i'm happy again i received my

is

[Music]

i meant what you said to me earlier today

what are

[Music]

ah don't worry about me i didn't get

both teams to stop fighting and listen with my impressionable points

after all that's what makes me the best

announcer ever

by the way if anybody questions how i

knew that all of you will be here

you know like the other time you try to intervene

what is beautiful

[Music]

i shall take you to my tower

is

[Music]

for the rest of my life hey

man did i get one of those

are you sure about that yes i'm sure

absolutely

[Music]

what in the name of princess big mac has

gone into him

he's obviously possessed by a demon you must exercise him

a demon you mean like

a yoma

well there's only one way to purify yuma

wait no no no no

[Music]

please kill me so

much

i must

why don't i have automatic z targeting

oh come on isn't your very supposed to

help you out with that

oh

[Music]

all right that's fair however unlike you

i managed to bring all of my equipment

and what is that supposed to do oh it

could do a lot

fight surveillance hack electronics

hostess

and it's a gun that shoots guns

well as the saying goes turnabout is

fair play

so uh

in tartarus then keeper develops her own

uber form right when despite junior

suddenly threatens cooldown

but that would mean someone must have

been sitting all of this up behind the

scenes

hello doctor

how convenient that you managed to

figure all this out right in the midst

of your precious mercenaries tearing

each other apart

and that you'd come back here all by

yourself

so this talk show

[Music]

to be continued

and that was tf2 analysis on our key

part three

and depending on the quality of

the thing between there and here and oh

my gosh that sun is reflected off the

forehead and isn't it

i need to put the current back over

again or something anyway

good thing this timeline's going to change

i am beside you within christine's body

thank you all for watching and have an awesome japan day

zap it up to the extreme

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 4, plus a few thoughts.==

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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
Chris: [sigh] Hey everybody, Sonichu here, coming to you live from home once again for. . . another- t- another mo- another. . . stream video! Where we're gonna respond to. . . [sign] Analysis Anarchy part 4. It's pretty much- a lot- a bit of away right now, so. . . everybody just relax, we're all good. I'll probably offer some thoughts along the way, just, you know, randomly, whatever, yada yada yada.
[whispering and in reference to Analysis Anarchy part 4 YouTube premier] Let's give it a moment.

[long pause while looking at screen] So, yeah. I gotta. . . do the thing- thing. Also setting up right now. [mumbling about tech stuff].

[in reference to livestream view count] 220. I already have 220. How do I have 220. Just- wow, that is a lot. That is a lot!

[more mumbling]. Keyboard. [bring over wireless keyboard from side of bed].

[mumbling].

And all the- and all donations. . . to the superchat are greatly appreciated, so. . . thank you. Do do do do do do. . . [strokes hair] I showered a little while ago, so that's why- looks like the hair is a little wet. That's why.
[whispering] and so. [sigh]. [taps side of head repeatedly]. [mumbles]. [puts finger to temple] Alright. . . I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. [sigh].

[reading chat].

[shouting out name in chat] Fielez Compagnos Eduardo! There you go. That's a random thing. You actually made it through.

[reading chat].

Um. . . [mumbling]. Well someone's doing the thing. [strokes hair and sighs]. Why is everybody going on with the "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW" meme? Oh well. [phhh]. What am I doing. . .

Oh well, anyway, guess general thoughts [takes off glasses] and processes. . . well. . . [puts on glasses]. Yeah, I need my glasses. So I can read or. . . Still waiting for my mod, my mod guy. Anyway- uhh, so, yeah.

[taps side of head] Still Sonichu here! Ehhh, it's not- Chris- it's not your Chris- it's not your Chris-Chan- it's me, Sonichu, the prime of the species. Yep. Hello. Hello. So. . . [sigh]. [puts left hand to temple and furrows brow, sighing] I- on my mind- too much on my mind, [unfurrows brow] I mean, this this is the show where you learn- where pretty much. . . [lowers left hand from temple and raises right hand up] you have so- [raises left hand and places both hands on respective temples] you have SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND. . . you can have so much on your mind, and you're constantly- and things and processes- yet AT THE SAME TIME. . . [arms fall] there's nothing on your mind. . . [sigh] It's an oxymoron. Eeaaaah.

[babbles and raises hands to side of head, rubbing skull]- it's hard to think for myself.

[more mumbling and head-rubbing].

[typing].

[mumbling]- doing a thing, doing a thing. [sigh].

[in reference to settings] I feel like I need to have that on now.

[pfffff] Okay.

[sigh] Well, aside from that, I did have another thought to discuss- just, pretty much- um, general way of- you know, responded to. . . I mean I've done my visual reactions to all three of the previous parts- to Red Versus Blue. . . and y'all s- and y'all are witness to me having literally- go in time. . . to their speech more or less, because. . . I literally have seen it all before. [taps side of head] this bod- is mine, this brain, this body- it all has, cause, you know [sigh] multiple timelines and such, I mean what's left of this timeline- I'm still doing- I'm still putting- [raises and lowers arms] so, I'm here. Doing this thing.

[readjusts stuffed My Little Pony doll near head of bed] I'll just pull Night Star, just for the hell of it.

And- um. . . yeah. Mmm. So yeah. I've done the reaction videos personally for the past three videos, and- uh, when. . . I mean, not to be- sounding like a complainy-pants or anything, but. . . [blows air]. . . I mean, of all the people that- you know, the- and listen, I'm not gonna drop any names, cause, you know who they are, they knew who they are, and they know who their- they know- the wh- those that've been good, they're- st- they know who they are, those who have been moderate or neutral, they know who they are, and those who have been. . . trollish, they know who they are- they know who they are. It's just- throwin' it out there, but still, I mean, I just feel like. . . egh, I give 'em this good content! Aaand they're not e- they're not even givin' me- givin' it an honorable mention. I mean I've. . . done this on behalf of [taps top of head] Mama Chris-Chan- on her behalf! And. . . [eyes widen before going back to normal] what- I mean I'm still gonna do it for the remaining three parts- counting this one. . . but I'm like, "Hey, guys, guys, analysts, come on. . ." [readjusts self on bed] [points to his right, indicating [[Rosechu]]] You're seeing Rosie right here- right here, right here- she's right here sittin' next to me [there is no Rosechu of any form sitting next to Chris]. And, you see me- like, you know, taltin- talkin' the lines in sync. . . so. . . I mean, that's good- I mean, that is more than enough good stuff for you even if- [waves hands about] regardless of the fact that, you know. . . it's all true. You know that. Everybody knows it. I know it, I feel it, everybody feels it. . . Speaking of which, [points up with right hand pointer finger] you can see my- you can see the aura through this video- just- and everything else- and. . . you're psychic, and you're awesome [gives thumbs up to camera].

But aside from that, I just feel like, [brushes hair] you know, go ahead and give me [waves hand about, gesturing towards self]. . . you know, at least- ONCE? Within the remaining three parts of. . . where they just [waves hands about, trying to find the word 'compilation'] do the [[Speech Impediment|compamation]] of fan's reactions- I mean- I mean. . . [voicecrack] they've also- I mean, those- the analysts, they have. . . pretty much more or less [points to self] they met Mama at the past few [[BronyCon]]s. . . aaand she knows- I know- that. . . she hasn't been a watcher of An- Analysts Anarchy. . . f- f- she wasn't aware of it that much until, like, 2017. . . and she wasn't playing TF2 at the time- but yeah, she's played many games- many games before, including FPSs, so. . . [holds palm open in air] yeah, that's a thing. [angry] But still- STILL. . . she's enjoyed THE SERIES. The entirety of the series MORE THAN ONCE! She's FINISHED IT more than once. . . [takes a long pause and calms down some] So. . . yeah, pretty much. And. . . [holds hands palm-up aloft in air and drops them]. Ahh. Could do with at least an honorable mention, guys- you know- I mean, WHAT? Is Chris-Chan [points to self]. . . [uses pointing hand for exasperated gestures] too famous. . . Have you all feel like- you know, "Hey, if we talk about Chris-Chan, theeennn. . . WE'RE GONNA GET TROLLED!" THAT'S NOT GONNA BE THE CASE! Cause, you know, everybody- EEEEVERYBOOOODY GET'S TROLLED! [slams hands on bed]. And the way you handle it- just says- Mama has told you all- and has personally experienced- [repeatedly slamming hand down with each utterance of the word 'time'] TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN. . . [long sigh] [in a high pitched voice] '''just ignore the trolls, ignore the bullies, ignore the comments!''' Come on! And just because. . . [pointing to self] she's famous. . . doesn't mean y'all have to be scared. . . Okay? It doesn't mean you all have to be scared of. . . [brushes hair back] being associated- scared of mentioning. . . her name, scared of, you know, being like, "Hey, le-" let's forget about- talk about Sonichus and Rosechus- DON'T BE SCARED! She's- [point to head] she was here- she's. . . a b- she's a fan, I'm a fan, Rosie's a fan. . . [holds hand up and counts on fingers] [[Roberta]], Christine, and Sarah- they're all fans too. We like the Analysis Anarchy series. It's a good show.

[sigh] But anyway, aside from that. . .

==Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 5 Reaction+==

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Chris: Hey what's up everybody, gone live once again for another TF2 red vs blue part, we're on part fiiive. Five and alive, we'll be starting up in about half an hour, so... [''Chris adjusts the camera''] it is a good angle anyway. [''more camera adjusting''] If it's a bit lopsided one way or the other, my bad I got this thing on the body pillow. [''moves his hair a little''] But yep, live from home once again it's [[Sonichu]] and Rosie. So let's; and also with that said... shout outs with a... [''show an orange cupcake''] happy birthday to [[Barbara]], her birthday was yesterday, she just turned 79 years old. So... toast to that, she should have quite a few more to go. And ya'll get to see me eat a cupcake, so whoop dedoo [''grossly eats cupcake'']

Hmm well anyway I've asked Barb about if she wanted to do a Q&A video, and I did get the list of questions that's addressed to her. [''takes off glasses''] She is not immediately at the moment positive towards the idea, but she might change her mind, we might get such a video out of her, sooooo that's a possibility. I'm not going to make any promises though. [''scratches face''] anyway let me think um... other topics of interest well one thing I guess I can bring up is, yep just as literally foreseen by [''points at themself smugly''] Mama and all the psychic types and all around and everywhere. Trump... got it. He got Covid. It's not very likely to end up good for him in the longer run so... in this timeline that's the way it goes. The alternative method would be one that ya'll would think 'wow this came from uh left field or something'. But ya'll can put 2 and 2 together since you know that Trump's counterpart literally, his self-counterpart is Herbert Garrison, from [[South Park]], Colorado. Yep so, there is that. And on that note I would like to bring up that, yes I did... yes Rosie and I, we indeed watched the Pandemic Special. We just watched it last night on HBO Max and [''shakes head''] there's just too many things, I mean sure I can comment; oh sure, [''quoting Randall Marsh from South Park''] "Hey everybody, I want to talk about something that's very special something that's very meaning and deep about this whole pandemic mess, but you know what, I can only talk so much. It affected me and yet I got and yet I prospered and ya’ll [''Inaudible''] uh ya’ll prospered. So you know how I’m going to try and help? I‘’lo give you 10% off on all my weeeeed.” [''raises and eyebrow''] [''shakes head''] [''flicks the camera''] There’s my flick on the head. Flick Randy Marsh on the head. Just for that. He’s not thinking. He wasn’t thinking. Or at least that’s the way they portrayed him in this special, even more so than the other stupid things he’s done before, and even more stupid. If I’m going to bet that watchamacallit animal that looks similar to an armadillo... I’ve forgotten what’s what’s animal species name it is. Yeah sure you can you can even look to the point/viewpoint of Eric Cartman like [''quoting Eric Cartman from [[South Park]]''] “Hey I can be lazy and be in the house all day and shit, yeeeee. Six feet. Here’s a six foot pole I gotta make sure you’re six feet away from me.” Yeah anyway so aside from that aside and boy we definitely get to see a prominent figure from an earlier episode of South Park, that tried to attack Kyle’s grandpa you know; yeah, Death on a tricycle. Ya see him a few times, but yet he didn’t claim those that he was lingering around. But yeah, oh my god, the police shot Kenny! You bastards! Oh my god they killed Kenny! What? It’s happened so many times it’s not even funny anymore. [''impersonating Kenny'']. Yeah okay so...

It’s just a brief rundown on that, but that aside, at least they did manage to get in a few of the actual details of how this pandemic started down. I mean, definitely in China with uh... those creatures. The bat and the whatchamacallit, that looks like an armadillo. So that’s gonna happen, we’re gonna go back in time making sure how the actual events of how it got from them just... the one person it affected got to set put subjects patients zero. Gotta make sure he doesn’t get infected. There’s all that. Yeah, all right let me think. All right we could talk about Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin going on an airplane ride with Bob Belcher. I don’t know it just came at random. Ahhh let me think let me think. Anyway aside from that, today’s been a pleasant day. I’m feeling pretty good as you can see. Got all the energy. I’m all jazzed up and things. Hmmm. No but this brain this brain. I feel like I wanna talk about something else, but this brain can be... this brain can be a bit slow at times. So it’s like... I’m in the process of one thought, but like another thought comes along. I don’t know and then it just draws a blank. That’s the point when it’s drawn a blank and it’s happened. [''adjusting the camera''] Trying to adjust the damn camera and this happens. [''makes robot noises''] Anyway. [''more noises''] Okay something just happened, something definitely just happened somewhere in this world. [''Points at head''] If ya’ll could see my aura, you’re awesome. If ya’ll can see my aura in this video you’re awesome, and you can definitely tell that everything is genuine when I feel something. I’m literally feeling something, I mean I feel it in resonance of something that’s happened in this world. Oh well I guess um one thing I can tell; another thing I can talk about is uh, yeah [[Dimensional Merge]]. It’s still happening, it’s happening it’s continuous progress you’re seeing everything happen, one moment at a time. Literally, and I am speaking and to [[Chris Chan]] and to all the other deities. But yeah essentially to just be like ‘hey what’s the Dimension Merge about? I mean shoot didn’t Mama go through it enough already, on Twitter and Facebook and whatever, about months to a year ago or something yarda yarda. But long story short we OC’s and FC’s, that’s Original Characters and Fictional Characters. We all exist to coexist, right next to an invisible curtain divide that’s invisible for the most part, but you can sense it. If you watch the movie Donnie Darko and that liquid metal barrier. It’s essentially that. And obviously a number of people in this dimension; only a few could be this sensitive as that. But not obviously a living receiver, because I’m very conscious and aware of it all, because; I mean Mama’s been very conscious of it all, and then guess what? Clearly over 6 months now it turned 6 months in just 2 days ago on the 30th of September.

SIX MONTHS! I’VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX MONTHS! I’VE BEEN IN THIS BODY FOR 6 MONTHS! Since Mama and I swapped last March! [''adjusting camera''] and this camera keeps going all over the place. But yeah essentially all right so all of us over there and all of us over here. Ya’ll chronicle us and we Chronicle all over you. But yeah in the Dimension Merge, we’re all coming together, in the same dimension our dimension, which is C-197 and your dimension right here, which is 12-18. We’re all going to be existing in the same dimension together working together for greater days, future things, and so forth. I feel a burp coming on. [''burps''] Excuse me. Just has some veggies.

But that’s the basic rundown, we’re all going to be together same dimension our 2 dimensions merging. Of course as ya’ll witnessed, the big and large number of people that passed on in this Dimension. They moved on to their self counterparts which pretty much the majority of them are literal background individuals, that would be considered background in C-197 and we did not lose as many. We just lost like a handful or so in C-197 to suffice our share and those of us who have literally merged with out self counterparts in this dimension, and this is the obvious exception. Because Mama and I, we’re not the self counterparts of each other obviously. WE just literally body swapped. Soul swap whatever you wanna call it, take your pick. [''Sigh''] [''Slaps head rapidly like a maniac''] I HATE IT WHEN THIS BRAIN GOES BLANK!

Anyway, the Dimensional Merge is still happening and it’s gonna complete within the remainder of- [''Camera falls''] oh damn it. [''adjusts camera'']

And Barbara is not coming on this stream at all, so shut up nobody’s- Barb’s not coming down here okay, this is not about her. Except for the beginning where I gave her a birthday greeting and all that, but right now... [''Sigh''] Dimension Merge, it’s still happening in... what’s left of this timeline. Within the same time as- or prior to when- this body and I- we literally go back in time to undo this pandemic and make sure it never happens. Now I know it sounds like a catch-22 or whatever you wanna call it... 4D Chess, but yeah Trump [''inaudible''] regardless of a different method, in the new timeline. Which again- if I told ya’ll now it would be spoiling it and I’m not giving out that spoiler, at this point at all how. But yeah if I told you it would be like “oh well that’s just something that would came out left field.” And of course haters, comments, yarda yarda yarda, and guess what. These eyes, even though they’re the eyes, literally camera zero zero just says Mama talked about it at some point before. So- took off the glasses and I’m not really reading your comments anyways so... it’s like partial blur. Your comments are a partial blur to me right now. Sooo keep talking! I’m not listening. I’m not reading. Anyway so I covered the Dimension Merge, yet again and it’s a lot more complicated in details because if it was just a simple thing. It would just be done and over with, but now there’s just a whole lot more complicated details. We all have foreseen it, experienced it in other timelines, and so forth yarda yarda yarda. So between conscious memory, subconscious memory and what’s saved up in our backup cloud space in the cosmos. It’s only- we can only get so much of all— all those details, into the conscious. It’s like, do you want me to explain the Dimension Merge between Mama has she typed it up, in those multiple tweets and this brief explanation, that I just gave you on quick initial brain recap. That’s pretty much like all we can tell you right now. Especially without spoiling too many details of what is needed to happen, what needed not to happen, all that good stuff. And I do believe that was it for that topic. And I’m trying to think of something else to talk about. Aside from that, got some lovely wire art. [''shows [[Sonichu]] wire art''] This is a lovely ring she did a really good job on this. I did post this on Mama’s twitter a little while ago. This thing is really cool, and right there that’s where it is. Right next to Aether.

And we’re catching up on orders, the transition on how books are going to be distributed and where they’re going to be online, it will all be linked on the twitter very soon. We are almost complete with the shop and setup process there. So ya’ll will be able to buy books again and we are still catching up on those orders everybody who has ordered will previously get their books. It has just been a financial mess, I mean even PayPal. Because ya’ll been taking- send money in and Mama’s PayPal has just been taken some away. Just a loan she took from them in order to help with the orders and other things that happen. I mean shoot, if you’ve been in my shoes, you’d literally be knowing what’s going on. We’re feeling everything and we’re just monitoring it. I mean between visions and what’s right in front of us and things that these eyes- select eyes amongst every one of you all. Everyone that’s still alive on this Earth and yarda yarda yarda. That we all could see beyond the iron curtain, okay. This body essentially works on mood and feeling, so it’s not gonna- I mean it also works on fate, so it just follows the timeline trail it goes for the most part and just what these do each day, so it’s not like I could just, stop all that, and be like “hey I’m gonna write and draw today”.

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Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams

2020-10-05T17:16:32Z

JoSona6:

On 10 [[April 2020]], Chris began '''livestreaming himself reacting''' to the multi-part episode "Red vs Blue" of ''Analysis Anarchy'', an animated series by [[DRWolf]] and the [[TF2 Analysts]] using Team Fortress 2 and [[My Little Pony]]-themed characters.

Chris opted to simply point the camera at himself, lacking the video editing experiences to set up a side-by-side video, and made cartoonish faces overreacting to scenes. He asked for donations and intends to record all six parts.

He promoted the livestream by announcing via Twitter:

{{quotebox|On a different topic, I Will, however, be personally doing a Live Reation Video today, and once every few weeks for the Six-Part Episode of #TF2AnalysisAnarchy. I had seen part one at @BronyCon of ‘19, but that was Months ago. So, it’ll be like going in anew, but mildly familiar.

It will be a Streaming Video, so Donations of multiple Dollars during in Super Chat would be appreciated (reminder: I can’t read the responses or chat while recording). Tune in less than a couple of hours from now.}}

A fan called him out for requesting donations during the COVID-19 pandemic, to which Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|Did I say it was Mandatory? I could spout back at you for spouting hatred at me when you, yourself, supposedly demote and oppose hatred and bullying. I do not care for such negative Trolling.}}

==Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1==
Ironically, his first stream was deemed to be for children by [[YouTube]], thus locking his superchat and in turn him from donations.
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===Description===
You can watch the RvB video on [[DrWolf]]’s channel at https://youtu.be/5EIGUm_LAtw

===Transcript===
[''hops onto his bed and sighs; his voice is obscured by fans or some furnace running loudly in the background''] Hey everybody, this is...Chris-Chan Sonichu, comin' to you live from home, in a little bit we will be streaming a lo-lovely video! This is a reaction video to...''Red vs. Blue'', part 1. So, hope you all are as esited as I am to...be checkin' this out, if you...now--I wan--and if you're...obviously...vide--I don't have video, uh--video opportunity or options right now. [''long awkward pause; his last sentence is repeated briefly on his computer''] So, yeah. Workin' on...details and...stuff. Ah, pfft. I don't really...see the channel on this thing.....oh, I get a sound. [''speaks intelligibly and talks in Spanish, then another pause''] Where's the option for...? "More options"...comments [?].....you're not givin' me an option! Ah, dammit. Ah, well anyway, uh, essentially, I guess, regardless of comments, but, if y'all wanna watch this video at a later time after its premiere, which will be in a coupla minutes...y'all can do that on your own accord, but I'll tell you that you're just gonna see me.....and I have Rosee right here-Rosee Rosechu right here sittin' next to me... [''smiles and points to the left as if he were in an '80s sitcom opening''] oh, and Magi-Chan's sittin' right here. Hey, man! Hey, Heavy[?]. Aight, so anyway, I'm gonna be watchin' this video, so...I do this also in response to...Dr. Wolf's earlier video where, he wanted reactions to it, so...this'll be the first one I do this se-series sev-6.

[''pauses and does something with camera''] I just...put a...little commentary in the chat here.........so yeah, anyway, beginning shortly, Analysis Anarchy, Red vs. Blue Part 1. Ah, and you know what, I'll take my [[glasses]] off so you can actually see my reactions. 'Cause I don't know how well they'd do with the glasses reflecting light in my eyes. [?] so it's not getting in mah way...very shortly, [''does a fake fanfare''] So yeah, not reading your...commentary or anythi--if--if--am not able to enable that at this point, so...oh well, it is what it is. Y'all gettin' to see live reactions! Note that I have previously seen this...at BronyCon, ''months ago'', so I pretty much forgot--'''HEY! I'M RECORDING!''' Not right now, [[Barbara]]! [''stress sigh''] Sorry, I don't like being interrupted, especially since [''breaks into falsetto''] this is the beginning! This is FUN! Uh, live video STREAM! Yee! Ah, here's the thing! [''the YouTube premiere countdown music plays''] Okay. Alright, two minute now...two minutes. Agh. [''fiddles with the camera and wipes his brow''] At least the music is always nice when you...[?]

{{Transcript}}

==TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]], Chris brings along an imaginary [[Rosechu_(character)|Rosechu]].
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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

Ah hey everybody there's a site you live
coming from this house once again and
today we're doing a live stream of
analysis anarchy part two my live
reactions to the video yeah just kind of
like you're doing some [unintelligible] yeah so
make sure everything's set up is my
first time using the laptop. First time
using the laptop for our streaming at
this point.
Um so try so I don't know how to do
screen on screen in this thing but at
least I'm able to see the video still
and y'all should be able to hear it loud
enough
[Music]
yeah anyways so yeah I'm doing exclaiming
I'm just like a finger it's time to kill
something allow me for the option of us
application hmm
they don't not don't know how this thing
works anyway so there's that I did that
just put coming in on me
I'm dr. wolf strain so now I wait for
the video the 81 minutes
no just something on the phone I'm topic
dead I know I mean but yeah by being
early bird type of individual and I
don't know that's new to me this video
using a laptop for this I'm this is the
first time using this laptop for this
type of thing but at least the camera
does work microphone works she's
upstairs Barbara is upstairs okay
kill time just flow into comments
yeah well you're too loud
she's upstairs alright stop asking about
Barbara this is a reaction video for tf2
Mouse's anarchie red versus blue part 2
and we starting very shortly at least I
have a little time to do this alright
yeah Thank You
vanderrocks Oh point our super chat
thank you
at least well there you go that's the
first time this body gets to see some of
your comments so yeah last month when we
were when I reacted while watching part
1 it allows me last month
it's aren't you yeah yeah we like to
psych movie it's really good
almost time it's progress the merge
continues to be in progress
everything is happening only fast my
dear - I guess at least yeah I'm back on
the tf2 window so no longer reading your
comments sorry hey Lise y'all get to get
the pleasure - they seem to the
perspective of the laptop camera this
time
[Music]
eight seven six five four three two one
Sheldon honey
[Music]
so earbuds won't fit seriously
technology is so bigoted sometimes DSi
and they had cable and penis I'm sorry
you want to repeat that nothing nothing
creatures repent hey sweetie are you
sure it's a good idea to bring me along
I mean I been with you guys for that
long and we really haven't any boys my
cookies hunters reunion
Oh will eggs ninja I want in here the
professional atmosphere the sneak on
have fun and you'll be fine
[Music]
greetings you good sir thanks for your
request I have gathered our greatest
mercenaries and we stand ready to
fulfill the most dangerous missions and
open up vocations how many we be of
service today gracious employer you know
I'm surprised but this is just perfect
casting focus please so how can we help
you today mr. um please just call me
blue man red man will do just fine here
for this one I triple dog I was just
offering you a biscuit
yeah I may be an idiot but I'm not
stupid
this guy works for the company that
makes all those stupid robots if little
toys trying to kill all of us what that
was him are you certain mr. Boies 100%
or my name is
snuffleupagus manga some extent this my
company does manufacture those robots we
didn't use to but one of our lower
managers the director made a non
unintentional joint operation with a
competing company that actually made the
robots we didn't really have a saying
what he was using the robots for so we
kinda overlooked it but rest assured we
open bug on this little operation
so even bother you lot anymore it seems
to be time the truth Jasper so I think
Boston now so put the gun away from now
[Music]
wait a minute you there from the suit
the suit yes Billy what's dr. Cobb well
since you want we're the only ones
available I expect nothing but the best
from you I have a very difficult mission
in mind and honestly if you can get
halfway through this one in one piece
I'm certain there will be nothing but
with the opposition well thank you your
confidence in us is overwhelming I'm
glad you asked here is retard Josh hi
guys
oh there was an incident I wouldn't
underestimate the power of Disney if I
were you hey don't see there's
advertising I mean somebody's got to pay
for this flop and movie to happen full
details know is it's personal nothing
personnel you a position in bronies
react totally my purview even though I
don't edit the videos what is that is a
good thing is it for you it's a good
thing when they buddies react to
whatever like us we're reacting to this
video right now already
oh yeah does this mean you might
actually kill your teammates this time
[Music]
smirks ela smirks I foresee them going
to get each other this both teams
[Music]
[Applause]
drug is always a NY
[Music]
up here we go make the middle it's gone
what are you guys doing here to be
continued yep continue absolutely been
waiting for next week next month next
month battle or discussions your choice
to keep it whatever but yeah yeah why
reaction from the left up birthday so
thank you all for watching in chop it up
it's they say

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]]. [[Barb]] makes a brief "proof-of-life" appearance.
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===Decription===
<nowiki>#TF2</nowiki> #TeamFortress2 #AnalysisAnarchy #[[DrWolf]] #MLPSilverQuill

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
hello everybody this is sonichu in moms body coming to you live from home once again

and we're about to watch we're going to be watching red blues

versus blue part three in just a few minutes

about ten minutes and fortunately i'll

be able to do a little video on video

on this ipad about sugars like that one

side of it i would look at all these

stickers huh

that's fun and that's what you see

what's propped up for what's

ghost and what's on the bottom i mean

look at how i look like a yearbook or something

anyway i gonna leeway and enough

from edge on my right leg in order to do this

so

i do believe this will work for picture and pitcher again this the video and audio from the actual video

that we played on

the laptop right here might not sync up

with what's shown

on the ipad here and this is your basic 32 gig ipad pro 7th gen

i'll eventually get a higher capacity model

let me go to wi-fi not 3g

but it works well for 1e4 basically so

it's good for what came out trump's wallet that's all i'm going to say about that

anyway so i'm just showing it throwing and

waiting for the show to start be another

eight minutes or so of six minutes

yes it's the minute and a half yada yada

uh cochleario complete elisha

there you go there's your shout out

barbara's doing good

she's in good health and i'm in good

house as you can see

you're speaking with sonichus sonichu

i'm zapping it up right here

Barbara's not coming downstairs anytime soon today so chillax on that

i'm reading some of this

and they all go by so fast hello

possibly

possibly responsible for the civil unrest

she's upstairs barbra weston chandler

is upstairs all right

she is alive and well stop asking about her

she's right here hi rosie

rosie's right here

she's not dead shut up

barbara's upstairs she's not going downstairs so

chill out on that asking about barbara

fine hey barb

hey barb

she's right upstairs everybody wants to

see you everybody wants to see you

just come down there say hello

[Music]

hey barb do me a favor would you come

downstairs for a minute please because

you couldn't hear me up the stairs from here

so i use the backup option

yeah you'll see here shortly all right

hey barb come here come here

i'm on a live video stream and people want to see you so just

come over here sit right here

there say hello to the world hello to the world

there's barbara see she's alive and well

give him some give him some wisdom oh

take care of your money don't make foolish investments

um anything else that's not financial

no not at all all right

how are you feeling i feel great

good

boy everybody's just all right you can

go back upstairs

thank you barb you're welcome see you later

there is everybody happy now do you believe me

she's not a robot shut up

anymore now let me get this stream up

that didn't have warning they'll be coming up shortly

it was 60 second warning but then that comes up to the

minute and a half thing

i can finally put down screen on full screen here

as soon as that thing comes up

somebody said 30 seconds on their live chat

red blue yellow green see what i mean

get that man and a half blurb is going to begin shortly

put your eliara in in the pony in our super forms

who wants to take a bite out of that gingerbread hug of too much goodness me

i begin to think shortly so i can go full screen on the ipad

a thing is happening

um

[Music]

hmm uh

it's not the best i have this

all right that's better now i can see it

everybody can see that

[Music]

right there

[Music]

all right

[Music]

the conflict begins oh

no

well this is awkward yes what are you

doing here

i'm pretty sure we told you all to stay put

well i took an initiative and made an executive decision

i'll show you that we're more than

capable of effective teamwork

wait i'll show you well i'm sure your

teamwork is going swimmingly

oh shut up ninja you haven't been here long

valid enough the newbie

yeah you're not as experienced as i am

giving

or receiving hey

what is your guy's mission anyway we're

going to roast some probably named blue

well shoot oh shoot

hold your fire

great now look what your team did my team

i got this

there's no way you're gonna let this

stand right

the red team is being completely

unreasonable

and the blue team needs to realize that we were here first

so what if you were here first we had

better storylines

i'm sorry would you mind rephrasing that

[Music]

i think you need to do something i'm

getting ready

[Music]

this makes sense

[Music]

it catches

[Music]

i need to figure this out

over stupid reasons here no one can get on each other's nerves but is that

really an excuse to come to blows like this

especially considering most of us have super forms we don't fully understand

i don't know about you but i prefer not

to turn this into x-men 3.

did he say x-men that actually sounds kind of cool

[Music]

what

forever chaos

what have i done ow

what have you done you did what you always do

yell the problem expecting it to

brandy you should have listened to me

i told you something wasn't right but no you ignored it

you ignore it boys

90 of what you say should never be taken seriously

if you just listen to us and stay punched

[Music]

i know we analyze all

i do my brand you really do

i do what i'm letting you supposed to do

i tried to lead and keep my team safe during matches

to keep our friends safe but when can I do that with every time every moment

you take that away from me they listen to you they follow

[Music]

where did everybody go

where did everybody go good question

let's find out

maddie lying in the box health mode

don't fail me now dead shot sniper

[Music]

lines of truth it reveals hidden objects and enemies

right have you never played ocarina of time

nope i was too busy upping my arsenal

and the mirror shield reflects any kind of element though

okay what i need

[Applause]

how about we try something new

son of the mask yes i haven't seen that cosmetics before where'd you get it

just on the holy altar in the mouth of carterus

tartarus

here he goes

i'm sorry i didn't mean to set you up

like that but come on

it's not like i said

[Applause]

why did you put it on

adequate timing he puts it on now where

he just lands face first into it

[Music]

um

yes yes it is

i lose

i don't know she don't know it's not her

memory right now

[Music]

oh i don't need any encouragement ellie

i'm already feeling the happiest i could ever be and i'm

[Music]

so we can all get back to being friends

that is an absolutely splendid idea

although why don't we go and help the

red team with some sucking therapy

before someone gets hurt

then let me go and help the blue team

i'd love to ellie but i'm sure my

bestest of the best hugs will be more

good than your touch of scent

actually i agree with ellie sounds better so uh

are we supposed to be fighting each other i don't

feel like fighting we've barely even had a proper conversation together

yeah i get the sense that spidey pyro

doesn't really work in my match-up

probably but what else is a spy and

a pirate supposed to oh

hey do you want to go play video games

why would a spy and pyro fight make you

want to suddenly go play video games

got any other ideas

i am sensing a dark presence

[Music]

[Music]

hi newest voice in my head hey

i'm trapped in the sword sweetie please get me out

yeah sorry man i would rather not get involved in some cursed sword business

[Music]

draining

delicious

[Music]

oh

jasper take out your power coin

one day can't the universe just

[Music]

there's a reason i'm the headliner for a tv tropes page

why just this morning i tripped down the stairs into a box of oversized bear traps

they'll ask me why i had those skinned into an unexpected oil slick

laying his face first on a cat distance somehow grew overnight

fell off my window into a car full of sandpaper

oh

[Music]

don't argue with an idiot he will drag

you down to his level

and beat you with experience

[Music]

oh

[Music]

i shall now take this opportunity

hey that's gotta hurt

perfect timing

angry birds

[Music]

is

i am your enemy

oh yeah that that is the thing

very well all are connor bounds in the

[Music]

you expect such a pitiful weapon to harm me

[Music]

you forgot what this dagger is

[Music]

it's a dragonzord

oh

beneath the ocean for over two decades

oh

[Music]

for this day at least you are the

greater punching bag

i shall leave you alive which is the

coolest statement

[Music]

so y'all better hold on to your nut now

sweetheart

because this is

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing like a fresh paint job on your hot rod am i right

[Music]

good night everybody

[Music]

now what i'm happy again i received my

is

[Music]

i meant what you said to me earlier today

what are

[Music]

ah don't worry about me i didn't get

both teams to stop fighting and listen with my impressionable points

after all that's what makes me the best

announcer ever

by the way if anybody questions how i

knew that all of you will be here

you know like the other time you try to intervene

what is beautiful

[Music]

i shall take you to my tower

is

[Music]

for the rest of my life hey

man did i get one of those

are you sure about that yes i'm sure

absolutely

[Music]

what in the name of princess big mac has

gone into him

he's obviously possessed by a demon you must exercise him

a demon you mean like

a yoma

well there's only one way to purify yuma

wait no no no no

[Music]

please kill me so

much

i must

why don't i have automatic z targeting

oh come on isn't your very supposed to

help you out with that

oh

[Music]

all right that's fair however unlike you

i managed to bring all of my equipment

and what is that supposed to do oh it

could do a lot

fight surveillance hack electronics

hostess

and it's a gun that shoots guns

well as the saying goes turnabout is

fair play

so uh

in tartarus then keeper develops her own

uber form right when despite junior

suddenly threatens cooldown

but that would mean someone must have

been sitting all of this up behind the

scenes

hello doctor

how convenient that you managed to

figure all this out right in the midst

of your precious mercenaries tearing

each other apart

and that you'd come back here all by

yourself

so this talk show

[Music]

to be continued

and that was tf2 analysis on our key

part three

and depending on the quality of

the thing between there and here and oh

my gosh that sun is reflected off the

forehead and isn't it

i need to put the current back over

again or something anyway

good thing this timeline's going to change

i am beside you within christine's body

thank you all for watching and have an awesome japan day

zap it up to the extreme

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 4, plus a few thoughts.==

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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
Chris: [sigh] Hey everybody, Sonichu here, coming to you live from home once again for. . . another- t- another mo- another. . . stream video! Where we're gonna respond to. . . [sign] Analysis Anarchy part 4. It's pretty much- a lot- a bit of away right now, so. . . everybody just relax, we're all good. I'll probably offer some thoughts along the way, just, you know, randomly, whatever, yada yada yada.
[whispering and in reference to Analysis Anarchy part 4 YouTube premier] Let's give it a moment.

[long pause while looking at screen] So, yeah. I gotta. . . do the thing- thing. Also setting up right now. [mumbling about tech stuff].

[in reference to livestream view count] 220. I already have 220. How do I have 220. Just- wow, that is a lot. That is a lot!

[more mumbling]. Keyboard. [bring over wireless keyboard from side of bed].

[mumbling].

And all the- and all donations. . . to the superchat are greatly appreciated, so. . . thank you. Do do do do do do. . . [strokes hair] I showered a little while ago, so that's why- looks like the hair is a little wet. That's why.
[whispering] and so. [sigh]. [taps side of head repeatedly]. [mumbles]. [puts finger to temple] Alright. . . I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. [sigh].

[reading chat].

[shouting out name in chat] Fielez Compagnos Eduardo! There you go. That's a random thing. You actually made it through.

[reading chat].

Um. . . [mumbling]. Well someone's doing the thing. [strokes hair and sighs]. Why is everybody going on with the "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW" meme? Oh well. [phhh]. What am I doing. . .

Oh well, anyway, guess general thoughts [takes off glasses] and processes. . . well. . . [puts on glasses]. Yeah, I need my glasses. So I can read or. . . Still waiting for my mod, my mod guy. Anyway- uhh, so, yeah.

[taps side of head] Still Sonichu here! Ehhh, it's not- Chris- it's not your Chris- it's not your Chris-Chan- it's me, Sonichu, the prime of the species. Yep. Hello. Hello. So. . . [sigh]. [puts left hand to temple and furrows brow, sighing] I- on my mind- too much on my mind, [unfurrows brow] I mean, this this is the show where you learn- where pretty much. . . [lowers left hand from temple and raises right hand up] you have so- [raises left hand and places both hands on respective temples] you have SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND. . . you can have so much on your mind, and you're constantly- and things and processes- yet AT THE SAME TIME. . . [arms fall] there's nothing on your mind. . . [sigh] It's an oxymoron. Eeaaaah.

[babbles and raises hands to side of head, rubbing skull]- it's hard to think for myself.

[more mumbling and head-rubbing].

[typing].

[mumbling]- doing a thing, doing a thing. [sigh].

[in reference to settings] I feel like I need to have that on now.

[pfffff] Okay.

[sigh] Well, aside from that, I did have another thought to discuss- just, pretty much- um, general way of- you know, responded to. . . I mean I've done my visual reactions to all three of the previous parts- to Red Versus Blue. . . and y'all s- and y'all are witness to me having literally- go in time. . . to their speech more or less, because. . . I literally have seen it all before. [taps side of head] this bod- is mine, this brain, this body- it all has, cause, you know [sigh] multiple timelines and such, I mean what's left of this timeline- I'm still doing- I'm still putting- [raises and lowers arms] so, I'm here. Doing this thing.

[readjusts stuffed My Little Pony doll near head of bed] I'll just pull Night Star, just for the hell of it.

And- um. . . yeah. Mmm. So yeah. I've done the reaction videos personally for the past three videos, and- uh, when. . . I mean, not to be- sounding like a complainy-pants or anything, but. . . [blows air]. . . I mean, of all the people that- you know, the- and listen, I'm not gonna drop any names, cause, you know who they are, they knew who they are, and they know who their- they know- the wh- those that've been good, they're- st- they know who they are, those who have been moderate or neutral, they know who they are, and those who have been. . . trollish, they know who they are- they know who they are. It's just- throwin' it out there, but still, I mean, I just feel like. . . egh, I give 'em this good content! Aaand they're not e- they're not even givin' me- givin' it an honorable mention. I mean I've. . . done this on behalf of [taps top of head] Mama Chris-Chan- on her behalf! And. . . [eyes widen before going back to normal] what- I mean I'm still gonna do it for the remaining three parts- counting this one. . . but I'm like, "Hey, guys, guys, analysts, come on. . ." [readjusts self on bed] [points to his right, indicating [[Rosechu]]] You're seeing Rosie right here- right here, right here- she's right here sittin' next to me [there is no Rosechu of any form sitting next to Chris]. And, you see me- like, you know, taltin- talkin' the lines in sync. . . so. . . I mean, that's good- I mean, that is more than enough good stuff for you even if- [waves hands about] regardless of the fact that, you know. . . it's all true. You know that. Everybody knows it. I know it, I feel it, everybody feels it. . . Speaking of which, [points up with right hand pointer finger] you can see my- you can see the aura through this video- just- and everything else- and. . . you're psychic, and you're awesome [gives thumbs up to camera].

But aside from that, I just feel like, [brushes hair] you know, go ahead and give me [waves hand about, gesturing towards self]. . . you know, at least- ONCE? Within the remaining three parts of. . . where they just [waves hands about, trying to find the word 'compilation'] do the [[Speech Impediment|compamation]] of fan's reactions- I mean- I mean. . . [voicecrack] they've also- I mean, those- the analysts, they have. . . pretty much more or less [points to self] they met Mama at the past few [[BronyCon]]s. . . aaand she knows- I know- that. . . she hasn't been a watcher of An- Analysts Anarchy. . . f- f- she wasn't aware of it that much until, like, 2017. . . and she wasn't playing TF2 at the time- but yeah, she's played many games- many games before, including FPSs, so. . . [holds palm open in air] yeah, that's a thing. [angry] But still- STILL. . . she's enjoyed THE SERIES. The entirety of the series MORE THAN ONCE! She's FINISHED IT more than once. . . [takes a long pause and calms down some] So. . . yeah, pretty much. And. . . [holds hands palm-up aloft in air and drops them]. Ahh. Could do with at least an honorable mention, guys- you know- I mean, WHAT? Is Chris-Chan [points to self]. . . [uses pointing hand for exasperated gestures] too famous. . . Have you all feel like- you know, "Hey, if we talk about Chris-Chan, theeennn. . . WE'RE GONNA GET TROLLED!" THAT'S NOT GONNA BE THE CASE! Cause, you know, everybody- EEEEVERYBOOOODY GET'S TROLLED! [slams hands on bed]. And the way you handle it- just says- Mama has told you all- and has personally experienced- [repeatedly slamming hand down with each utterance of the word 'time'] TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN. . . [long sigh] [in a high pitched voice] '''just ignore the trolls, ignore the bullies, ignore the comments!''' Come on! And just because. . . [pointing to self] she's famous. . . doesn't mean y'all have to be scared. . . Okay? It doesn't mean you all have to be scared of. . . [brushes hair back] being associated- scared of mentioning. . . her name, scared of, you know, being like, "Hey, le-" let's forget about- talk about Sonichus and Rosechus- DON'T BE SCARED! She's- [point to head] she was here- she's. . . a b- she's a fan, I'm a fan, Rosie's a fan. . . [holds hand up and counts on fingers] [[Roberta]], Christine, and Sarah- they're all fans too. We like the Analysis Anarchy series. It's a good show.

[sigh] But anyway, aside from that. . .

==Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 5 Reaction+==

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{{Transcript}}

Chris: Hey what's up everybody, gone live once again for another TF2 red vs blue part, we're on part fiiive. Five and alive, we'll be starting up in about half an hour, so... [''Chris adjusts the camera''] it is a good angle anyway. [''more camera adjusting''] If it's a bit lopsided one way or the other, my bad I got this thing on the body pillow. [''moves his hair a little''] But yep, live from home once again it's [[Sonichu]] and Rosie. So let's; and also with that said... shout outs with a... [''show an orange cupcake''] happy birthday to [[Barbara]], her birthday was yesterday, she just turned 79 years old. So... toast to that, she should have quite a few more to go. And ya'll get to see me eat a cupcake, so whoop dedoo [''grossly eats cupcake'']

Hmm well anyway I've asked Barb about if she wanted to do a Q&A video, and I did get the list of questions that's addressed to her. [''takes off glasses''] She is not immediately at the moment positive towards the idea, but she might change her mind, we might get such a video out of her, sooooo that's a possibility. I'm not going to make any promises though. [''scratches face''] anyway let me think um... other topics of interest well one thing I guess I can bring up is, yep just as literally foreseen by [''points at themself smugly''] Mama and all the psychic types and all around and everywhere. Trump... got it. He got Covid. It's not very likely to end up good for him in the longer run so... in this timeline that's the way it goes. The alternative method would be one that ya'll would think 'wow this came from uh left field or something'. But ya'll can put 2 and 2 together since you know that Trump's counterpart literally, his self-counterpart is Herbert Garrison, from [[South Park]], Colorado. Yep so, there is that. And on that note I would like to bring up that, yes I did... yes Rosie and I, we indeed watched the Pandemic Special. We just watched it last night on HBO Max and [''shakes head''] there's just too many things, I mean sure I can comment; oh sure, [''quoting Randall Marsh from South Park''] "Hey everybody, I want to talk about something that's very special something that's very meaning and deep about this whole pandemic mess, but you know what, I can only talk so much. It affected me and yet I got and yet I prospered and ya’ll [''Inaudible''] uh ya’ll prospered. So you know how I’m going to try and help? I‘’lo give you 10% off on all my weeeeed.” [''raises and eyebrow''] [''shakes head''] [''flicks the camera''] There’s my flick on the head. Flick Randy Marsh on the head. Just for that. He’s not thinking. He wasn’t thinking. Or at least that’s the way they portrayed him in this special, even more so than the other stupid things he’s done before, and even more stupid. If I’m going to bet that watchamacallit animal that looks similar to an armadillo... I’ve forgotten what’s what’s animal species name it is. Yeah sure you can you can even look to the point/viewpoint of Eric Cartman like [''quoting Eric Cartman from [[South Park]]''] “Hey I can be lazy and be in the house all day and shit, yeeeee. Six feet. Here’s a six foot pole I gotta make sure you’re six feet away from me.” Yeah anyway so aside from that aside and boy we definitely get to see a prominent figure from an earlier episode of South Park, that tried to attack Kyle’s grandpa you know; yeah, Death on a tricycle. Ya see him a few times, but yet he didn’t claim those that he was lingering around. But yeah, oh my god, the police shot Kenny! You bastards! Oh my god they killed Kenny! What? It’s happened so many times it’s not even funny anymore. [''impersonating Kenny'']. Yeah okay so...

It’s just a brief rundown on that, but that aside, at least they did manage to get in a few of the actual details of how this pandemic started down. I mean, definitely in China with uh... those creatures. The bat and the whatchamacallit, that looks like an armadillo. So that’s gonna happen, we’re gonna go back in time making sure how the actual events of how it got from them just... the one person it affected got to set put subjects patients zero. Gotta make sure he doesn’t get infected. There’s all that. Yeah, all right let me think. All right we could talk about Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin going on an airplane ride with Bob Belcher. I don’t know it just came at random. Ahhh let me think let me think. Anyway aside from that, today’s been a pleasant day. I’m feeling pretty good as you can see. Got all the energy. I’m all jazzed up and things. Hmmm. No but this brain this brain. I feel like I wanna talk about something else, but this brain can be... this brain can be a bit slow at times. So it’s like... I’m in the process of one thought, but like another thought comes along. I don’t know and then it just draws a blank. That’s the point when it’s drawn a blank and it’s happened. [''adjusting the camera''] Trying to adjust the damn camera and this happens. [''makes robot noises''] Anyway. [''more noises''] Okay something just happened, something definitely just happened somewhere in this world. [''Points at head''] If ya’ll could see my aura, you’re awesome. If ya’ll can see my aura in this video you’re awesome, and you can definitely tell that everything is genuine when I feel something. I’m literally feeling something, I mean I feel it in resonance of something that’s happened in this world. Oh well I guess um one thing I can tell; another thing I can talk about is uh, yeah [[Dimensional Merge]]. It’s still happening, it’s happening it’s continuous progress you’re seeing everything happen, one moment at a time. Literally, and I am speaking and to [[Chris Chan]] and to all the other deities. But yeah essentially to just be like ‘hey what’s the Dimension Merge about? I mean shoot didn’t Mama go through it enough already, on Twitter and Facebook and whatever, about months to a year ago or something yarda yarda. But long story short we OC’s and FC’s, that’s Original Characters and Fictional Characters. We all exist to coexist, right next to an invisible curtain divide that’s invisible for the most part, but you can sense it. If you watch the movie Donnie Darko and that liquid metal barrier. It’s essentially that. And obviously a number of people in this dimension; only a few could be this sensitive as that. But not obviously a living receiver, because I’m very conscious and aware of it all, because; I mean Mama’s been very conscious of it all, and then guess what? Clearly over 6 months now it turned 6 months in just 2 days ago on the 30th of September.

SIX MONTHS! I’VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX MONTHS! I’VE BEEN IN THIS BODY FOR 6 MONTHS! Since Mama and I swapped last March! [''adjusting camera''] and this camera keeps going all over the place. But yeah essentially all right so all of us over there and all of us over here. Ya’ll chronicle us and we Chronicle all over you. But yeah in the Dimension Merge, we’re all coming together, in the same dimension our dimension, which is C-197 and your dimension right here, which is 12-18. We’re all going to be existing in the same dimension together working together for greater days, future things, and so forth. I feel a burp coming on. [''burps''] Excuse me. Just has some veggies.

But that’s the basic rundown, we’re all going to be together same dimension our 2 dimensions merging. Of course as ya’ll witnessed, the big and large number of people that passed on in this Dimension. They moved on to their self counterparts which pretty much the majority of them are literal background individuals, that would be considered background in C-197 and we did not lose as many. We just lost like a handful or so in C-197 to suffice our share and those of us who have literally merged with out self counterparts in this dimension, and this is the obvious exception. Because Mama and I, we’re not the self counterparts of each other obviously. WE just literally body swapped. Soul swap whatever you wanna call it, take your pick. [''Sigh''] [''Slaps head rapidly like a maniac''] I HATE IT WHEN THIS BRAIN GOES BLANK!

Anyway, the Dimensional Merge is still happening and it’s gonna complete within the remainder of- [''Camera falls''] oh damn it. [''adjusts camera'']

And Barbara is not coming on this stream at all, so shut up nobody’s- Barb’s not coming down here okay.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2020]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams

2020-10-05T15:55:56Z

JoSona6:

On 10 [[April 2020]], Chris began '''livestreaming himself reacting''' to the multi-part episode "Red vs Blue" of ''Analysis Anarchy'', an animated series by [[DRWolf]] and the [[TF2 Analysts]] using Team Fortress 2 and [[My Little Pony]]-themed characters.

Chris opted to simply point the camera at himself, lacking the video editing experiences to set up a side-by-side video, and made cartoonish faces overreacting to scenes. He asked for donations and intends to record all six parts.

He promoted the livestream by announcing via Twitter:

{{quotebox|On a different topic, I Will, however, be personally doing a Live Reation Video today, and once every few weeks for the Six-Part Episode of #TF2AnalysisAnarchy. I had seen part one at @BronyCon of ‘19, but that was Months ago. So, it’ll be like going in anew, but mildly familiar.

It will be a Streaming Video, so Donations of multiple Dollars during in Super Chat would be appreciated (reminder: I can’t read the responses or chat while recording). Tune in less than a couple of hours from now.}}

A fan called him out for requesting donations during the COVID-19 pandemic, to which Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|Did I say it was Mandatory? I could spout back at you for spouting hatred at me when you, yourself, supposedly demote and oppose hatred and bullying. I do not care for such negative Trolling.}}

==Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1==
Ironically, his first stream was deemed to be for children by [[YouTube]], thus locking his superchat and in turn him from donations.
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===Description===
You can watch the RvB video on [[DrWolf]]’s channel at https://youtu.be/5EIGUm_LAtw

===Transcript===
[''hops onto his bed and sighs; his voice is obscured by fans or some furnace running loudly in the background''] Hey everybody, this is...Chris-Chan Sonichu, comin' to you live from home, in a little bit we will be streaming a lo-lovely video! This is a reaction video to...''Red vs. Blue'', part 1. So, hope you all are as esited as I am to...be checkin' this out, if you...now--I wan--and if you're...obviously...vide--I don't have video, uh--video opportunity or options right now. [''long awkward pause; his last sentence is repeated briefly on his computer''] So, yeah. Workin' on...details and...stuff. Ah, pfft. I don't really...see the channel on this thing.....oh, I get a sound. [''speaks intelligibly and talks in Spanish, then another pause''] Where's the option for...? "More options"...comments [?].....you're not givin' me an option! Ah, dammit. Ah, well anyway, uh, essentially, I guess, regardless of comments, but, if y'all wanna watch this video at a later time after its premiere, which will be in a coupla minutes...y'all can do that on your own accord, but I'll tell you that you're just gonna see me.....and I have Rosee right here-Rosee Rosechu right here sittin' next to me... [''smiles and points to the left as if he were in an '80s sitcom opening''] oh, and Magi-Chan's sittin' right here. Hey, man! Hey, Heavy[?]. Aight, so anyway, I'm gonna be watchin' this video, so...I do this also in response to...Dr. Wolf's earlier video where, he wanted reactions to it, so...this'll be the first one I do this se-series sev-6.

[''pauses and does something with camera''] I just...put a...little commentary in the chat here.........so yeah, anyway, beginning shortly, Analysis Anarchy, Red vs. Blue Part 1. Ah, and you know what, I'll take my [[glasses]] off so you can actually see my reactions. 'Cause I don't know how well they'd do with the glasses reflecting light in my eyes. [?] so it's not getting in mah way...very shortly, [''does a fake fanfare''] So yeah, not reading your...commentary or anythi--if--if--am not able to enable that at this point, so...oh well, it is what it is. Y'all gettin' to see live reactions! Note that I have previously seen this...at BronyCon, ''months ago'', so I pretty much forgot--'''HEY! I'M RECORDING!''' Not right now, [[Barbara]]! [''stress sigh''] Sorry, I don't like being interrupted, especially since [''breaks into falsetto''] this is the beginning! This is FUN! Uh, live video STREAM! Yee! Ah, here's the thing! [''the YouTube premiere countdown music plays''] Okay. Alright, two minute now...two minutes. Agh. [''fiddles with the camera and wipes his brow''] At least the music is always nice when you...[?]

{{Transcript}}

==TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]], Chris brings along an imaginary [[Rosechu_(character)|Rosechu]].
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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

Ah hey everybody there's a site you live
coming from this house once again and
today we're doing a live stream of
analysis anarchy part two my live
reactions to the video yeah just kind of
like you're doing some [unintelligible] yeah so
make sure everything's set up is my
first time using the laptop. First time
using the laptop for our streaming at
this point.
Um so try so I don't know how to do
screen on screen in this thing but at
least I'm able to see the video still
and y'all should be able to hear it loud
enough
[Music]
yeah anyways so yeah I'm doing exclaiming
I'm just like a finger it's time to kill
something allow me for the option of us
application hmm
they don't not don't know how this thing
works anyway so there's that I did that
just put coming in on me
I'm dr. wolf strain so now I wait for
the video the 81 minutes
no just something on the phone I'm topic
dead I know I mean but yeah by being
early bird type of individual and I
don't know that's new to me this video
using a laptop for this I'm this is the
first time using this laptop for this
type of thing but at least the camera
does work microphone works she's
upstairs Barbara is upstairs okay
kill time just flow into comments
yeah well you're too loud
she's upstairs alright stop asking about
Barbara this is a reaction video for tf2
Mouse's anarchie red versus blue part 2
and we starting very shortly at least I
have a little time to do this alright
yeah Thank You
vanderrocks Oh point our super chat
thank you
at least well there you go that's the
first time this body gets to see some of
your comments so yeah last month when we
were when I reacted while watching part
1 it allows me last month
it's aren't you yeah yeah we like to
psych movie it's really good
almost time it's progress the merge
continues to be in progress
everything is happening only fast my
dear - I guess at least yeah I'm back on
the tf2 window so no longer reading your
comments sorry hey Lise y'all get to get
the pleasure - they seem to the
perspective of the laptop camera this
time
[Music]
eight seven six five four three two one
Sheldon honey
[Music]
so earbuds won't fit seriously
technology is so bigoted sometimes DSi
and they had cable and penis I'm sorry
you want to repeat that nothing nothing
creatures repent hey sweetie are you
sure it's a good idea to bring me along
I mean I been with you guys for that
long and we really haven't any boys my
cookies hunters reunion
Oh will eggs ninja I want in here the
professional atmosphere the sneak on
have fun and you'll be fine
[Music]
greetings you good sir thanks for your
request I have gathered our greatest
mercenaries and we stand ready to
fulfill the most dangerous missions and
open up vocations how many we be of
service today gracious employer you know
I'm surprised but this is just perfect
casting focus please so how can we help
you today mr. um please just call me
blue man red man will do just fine here
for this one I triple dog I was just
offering you a biscuit
yeah I may be an idiot but I'm not
stupid
this guy works for the company that
makes all those stupid robots if little
toys trying to kill all of us what that
was him are you certain mr. Boies 100%
or my name is
snuffleupagus manga some extent this my
company does manufacture those robots we
didn't use to but one of our lower
managers the director made a non
unintentional joint operation with a
competing company that actually made the
robots we didn't really have a saying
what he was using the robots for so we
kinda overlooked it but rest assured we
open bug on this little operation
so even bother you lot anymore it seems
to be time the truth Jasper so I think
Boston now so put the gun away from now
[Music]
wait a minute you there from the suit
the suit yes Billy what's dr. Cobb well
since you want we're the only ones
available I expect nothing but the best
from you I have a very difficult mission
in mind and honestly if you can get
halfway through this one in one piece
I'm certain there will be nothing but
with the opposition well thank you your
confidence in us is overwhelming I'm
glad you asked here is retard Josh hi
guys
oh there was an incident I wouldn't
underestimate the power of Disney if I
were you hey don't see there's
advertising I mean somebody's got to pay
for this flop and movie to happen full
details know is it's personal nothing
personnel you a position in bronies
react totally my purview even though I
don't edit the videos what is that is a
good thing is it for you it's a good
thing when they buddies react to
whatever like us we're reacting to this
video right now already
oh yeah does this mean you might
actually kill your teammates this time
[Music]
smirks ela smirks I foresee them going
to get each other this both teams
[Music]
[Applause]
drug is always a NY
[Music]
up here we go make the middle it's gone
what are you guys doing here to be
continued yep continue absolutely been
waiting for next week next month next
month battle or discussions your choice
to keep it whatever but yeah yeah why
reaction from the left up birthday so
thank you all for watching in chop it up
it's they say

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]]. [[Barb]] makes a brief "proof-of-life" appearance.
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===Decription===
<nowiki>#TF2</nowiki> #TeamFortress2 #AnalysisAnarchy #[[DrWolf]] #MLPSilverQuill

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
hello everybody this is sonichu in moms body coming to you live from home once again

and we're about to watch we're going to be watching red blues

versus blue part three in just a few minutes

about ten minutes and fortunately i'll

be able to do a little video on video

on this ipad about sugars like that one

side of it i would look at all these

stickers huh

that's fun and that's what you see

what's propped up for what's

ghost and what's on the bottom i mean

look at how i look like a yearbook or something

anyway i gonna leeway and enough

from edge on my right leg in order to do this

so

i do believe this will work for picture and pitcher again this the video and audio from the actual video

that we played on

the laptop right here might not sync up

with what's shown

on the ipad here and this is your basic 32 gig ipad pro 7th gen

i'll eventually get a higher capacity model

let me go to wi-fi not 3g

but it works well for 1e4 basically so

it's good for what came out trump's wallet that's all i'm going to say about that

anyway so i'm just showing it throwing and

waiting for the show to start be another

eight minutes or so of six minutes

yes it's the minute and a half yada yada

uh cochleario complete elisha

there you go there's your shout out

barbara's doing good

she's in good health and i'm in good

house as you can see

you're speaking with sonichus sonichu

i'm zapping it up right here

Barbara's not coming downstairs anytime soon today so chillax on that

i'm reading some of this

and they all go by so fast hello

possibly

possibly responsible for the civil unrest

she's upstairs barbra weston chandler

is upstairs all right

she is alive and well stop asking about her

she's right here hi rosie

rosie's right here

she's not dead shut up

barbara's upstairs she's not going downstairs so

chill out on that asking about barbara

fine hey barb

hey barb

she's right upstairs everybody wants to

see you everybody wants to see you

just come down there say hello

[Music]

hey barb do me a favor would you come

downstairs for a minute please because

you couldn't hear me up the stairs from here

so i use the backup option

yeah you'll see here shortly all right

hey barb come here come here

i'm on a live video stream and people want to see you so just

come over here sit right here

there say hello to the world hello to the world

there's barbara see she's alive and well

give him some give him some wisdom oh

take care of your money don't make foolish investments

um anything else that's not financial

no not at all all right

how are you feeling i feel great

good

boy everybody's just all right you can

go back upstairs

thank you barb you're welcome see you later

there is everybody happy now do you believe me

she's not a robot shut up

anymore now let me get this stream up

that didn't have warning they'll be coming up shortly

it was 60 second warning but then that comes up to the

minute and a half thing

i can finally put down screen on full screen here

as soon as that thing comes up

somebody said 30 seconds on their live chat

red blue yellow green see what i mean

get that man and a half blurb is going to begin shortly

put your eliara in in the pony in our super forms

who wants to take a bite out of that gingerbread hug of too much goodness me

i begin to think shortly so i can go full screen on the ipad

a thing is happening

um

[Music]

hmm uh

it's not the best i have this

all right that's better now i can see it

everybody can see that

[Music]

right there

[Music]

all right

[Music]

the conflict begins oh

no

well this is awkward yes what are you

doing here

i'm pretty sure we told you all to stay put

well i took an initiative and made an executive decision

i'll show you that we're more than

capable of effective teamwork

wait i'll show you well i'm sure your

teamwork is going swimmingly

oh shut up ninja you haven't been here long

valid enough the newbie

yeah you're not as experienced as i am

giving

or receiving hey

what is your guy's mission anyway we're

going to roast some probably named blue

well shoot oh shoot

hold your fire

great now look what your team did my team

i got this

there's no way you're gonna let this

stand right

the red team is being completely

unreasonable

and the blue team needs to realize that we were here first

so what if you were here first we had

better storylines

i'm sorry would you mind rephrasing that

[Music]

i think you need to do something i'm

getting ready

[Music]

this makes sense

[Music]

it catches

[Music]

i need to figure this out

over stupid reasons here no one can get on each other's nerves but is that

really an excuse to come to blows like this

especially considering most of us have super forms we don't fully understand

i don't know about you but i prefer not

to turn this into x-men 3.

did he say x-men that actually sounds kind of cool

[Music]

what

forever chaos

what have i done ow

what have you done you did what you always do

yell the problem expecting it to

brandy you should have listened to me

i told you something wasn't right but no you ignored it

you ignore it boys

90 of what you say should never be taken seriously

if you just listen to us and stay punched

[Music]

i know we analyze all

i do my brand you really do

i do what i'm letting you supposed to do

i tried to lead and keep my team safe during matches

to keep our friends safe but when can I do that with every time every moment

you take that away from me they listen to you they follow

[Music]

where did everybody go

where did everybody go good question

let's find out

maddie lying in the box health mode

don't fail me now dead shot sniper

[Music]

lines of truth it reveals hidden objects and enemies

right have you never played ocarina of time

nope i was too busy upping my arsenal

and the mirror shield reflects any kind of element though

okay what i need

[Applause]

how about we try something new

son of the mask yes i haven't seen that cosmetics before where'd you get it

just on the holy altar in the mouth of carterus

tartarus

here he goes

i'm sorry i didn't mean to set you up

like that but come on

it's not like i said

[Applause]

why did you put it on

adequate timing he puts it on now where

he just lands face first into it

[Music]

um

yes yes it is

i lose

i don't know she don't know it's not her

memory right now

[Music]

oh i don't need any encouragement ellie

i'm already feeling the happiest i could ever be and i'm

[Music]

so we can all get back to being friends

that is an absolutely splendid idea

although why don't we go and help the

red team with some sucking therapy

before someone gets hurt

then let me go and help the blue team

i'd love to ellie but i'm sure my

bestest of the best hugs will be more

good than your touch of scent

actually i agree with ellie sounds better so uh

are we supposed to be fighting each other i don't

feel like fighting we've barely even had a proper conversation together

yeah i get the sense that spidey pyro

doesn't really work in my match-up

probably but what else is a spy and

a pirate supposed to oh

hey do you want to go play video games

why would a spy and pyro fight make you

want to suddenly go play video games

got any other ideas

i am sensing a dark presence

[Music]

[Music]

hi newest voice in my head hey

i'm trapped in the sword sweetie please get me out

yeah sorry man i would rather not get involved in some cursed sword business

[Music]

draining

delicious

[Music]

oh

jasper take out your power coin

one day can't the universe just

[Music]

there's a reason i'm the headliner for a tv tropes page

why just this morning i tripped down the stairs into a box of oversized bear traps

they'll ask me why i had those skinned into an unexpected oil slick

laying his face first on a cat distance somehow grew overnight

fell off my window into a car full of sandpaper

oh

[Music]

don't argue with an idiot he will drag

you down to his level

and beat you with experience

[Music]

oh

[Music]

i shall now take this opportunity

hey that's gotta hurt

perfect timing

angry birds

[Music]

is

i am your enemy

oh yeah that that is the thing

very well all are connor bounds in the

[Music]

you expect such a pitiful weapon to harm me

[Music]

you forgot what this dagger is

[Music]

it's a dragonzord

oh

beneath the ocean for over two decades

oh

[Music]

for this day at least you are the

greater punching bag

i shall leave you alive which is the

coolest statement

[Music]

so y'all better hold on to your nut now

sweetheart

because this is

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing like a fresh paint job on your hot rod am i right

[Music]

good night everybody

[Music]

now what i'm happy again i received my

is

[Music]

i meant what you said to me earlier today

what are

[Music]

ah don't worry about me i didn't get

both teams to stop fighting and listen with my impressionable points

after all that's what makes me the best

announcer ever

by the way if anybody questions how i

knew that all of you will be here

you know like the other time you try to intervene

what is beautiful

[Music]

i shall take you to my tower

is

[Music]

for the rest of my life hey

man did i get one of those

are you sure about that yes i'm sure

absolutely

[Music]

what in the name of princess big mac has

gone into him

he's obviously possessed by a demon you must exercise him

a demon you mean like

a yoma

well there's only one way to purify yuma

wait no no no no

[Music]

please kill me so

much

i must

why don't i have automatic z targeting

oh come on isn't your very supposed to

help you out with that

oh

[Music]

all right that's fair however unlike you

i managed to bring all of my equipment

and what is that supposed to do oh it

could do a lot

fight surveillance hack electronics

hostess

and it's a gun that shoots guns

well as the saying goes turnabout is

fair play

so uh

in tartarus then keeper develops her own

uber form right when despite junior

suddenly threatens cooldown

but that would mean someone must have

been sitting all of this up behind the

scenes

hello doctor

how convenient that you managed to

figure all this out right in the midst

of your precious mercenaries tearing

each other apart

and that you'd come back here all by

yourself

so this talk show

[Music]

to be continued

and that was tf2 analysis on our key

part three

and depending on the quality of

the thing between there and here and oh

my gosh that sun is reflected off the

forehead and isn't it

i need to put the current back over

again or something anyway

good thing this timeline's going to change

i am beside you within christine's body

thank you all for watching and have an awesome japan day

zap it up to the extreme

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 4, plus a few thoughts.==

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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
Chris: [sigh] Hey everybody, Sonichu here, coming to you live from home once again for. . . another- t- another mo- another. . . stream video! Where we're gonna respond to. . . [sign] Analysis Anarchy part 4. It's pretty much- a lot- a bit of away right now, so. . . everybody just relax, we're all good. I'll probably offer some thoughts along the way, just, you know, randomly, whatever, yada yada yada.
[whispering and in reference to Analysis Anarchy part 4 YouTube premier] Let's give it a moment.

[long pause while looking at screen] So, yeah. I gotta. . . do the thing- thing. Also setting up right now. [mumbling about tech stuff].

[in reference to livestream view count] 220. I already have 220. How do I have 220. Just- wow, that is a lot. That is a lot!

[more mumbling]. Keyboard. [bring over wireless keyboard from side of bed].

[mumbling].

And all the- and all donations. . . to the superchat are greatly appreciated, so. . . thank you. Do do do do do do. . . [strokes hair] I showered a little while ago, so that's why- looks like the hair is a little wet. That's why.
[whispering] and so. [sigh]. [taps side of head repeatedly]. [mumbles]. [puts finger to temple] Alright. . . I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. [sigh].

[reading chat].

[shouting out name in chat] Fielez Compagnos Eduardo! There you go. That's a random thing. You actually made it through.

[reading chat].

Um. . . [mumbling]. Well someone's doing the thing. [strokes hair and sighs]. Why is everybody going on with the "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW" meme? Oh well. [phhh]. What am I doing. . .

Oh well, anyway, guess general thoughts [takes off glasses] and processes. . . well. . . [puts on glasses]. Yeah, I need my glasses. So I can read or. . . Still waiting for my mod, my mod guy. Anyway- uhh, so, yeah.

[taps side of head] Still Sonichu here! Ehhh, it's not- Chris- it's not your Chris- it's not your Chris-Chan- it's me, Sonichu, the prime of the species. Yep. Hello. Hello. So. . . [sigh]. [puts left hand to temple and furrows brow, sighing] I- on my mind- too much on my mind, [unfurrows brow] I mean, this this is the show where you learn- where pretty much. . . [lowers left hand from temple and raises right hand up] you have so- [raises left hand and places both hands on respective temples] you have SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND. . . you can have so much on your mind, and you're constantly- and things and processes- yet AT THE SAME TIME. . . [arms fall] there's nothing on your mind. . . [sigh] It's an oxymoron. Eeaaaah.

[babbles and raises hands to side of head, rubbing skull]- it's hard to think for myself.

[more mumbling and head-rubbing].

[typing].

[mumbling]- doing a thing, doing a thing. [sigh].

[in reference to settings] I feel like I need to have that on now.

[pfffff] Okay.

[sigh] Well, aside from that, I did have another thought to discuss- just, pretty much- um, general way of- you know, responded to. . . I mean I've done my visual reactions to all three of the previous parts- to Red Versus Blue. . . and y'all s- and y'all are witness to me having literally- go in time. . . to their speech more or less, because. . . I literally have seen it all before. [taps side of head] this bod- is mine, this brain, this body- it all has, cause, you know [sigh] multiple timelines and such, I mean what's left of this timeline- I'm still doing- I'm still putting- [raises and lowers arms] so, I'm here. Doing this thing.

[readjusts stuffed My Little Pony doll near head of bed] I'll just pull Night Star, just for the hell of it.

And- um. . . yeah. Mmm. So yeah. I've done the reaction videos personally for the past three videos, and- uh, when. . . I mean, not to be- sounding like a complainy-pants or anything, but. . . [blows air]. . . I mean, of all the people that- you know, the- and listen, I'm not gonna drop any names, cause, you know who they are, they knew who they are, and they know who their- they know- the wh- those that've been good, they're- st- they know who they are, those who have been moderate or neutral, they know who they are, and those who have been. . . trollish, they know who they are- they know who they are. It's just- throwin' it out there, but still, I mean, I just feel like. . . egh, I give 'em this good content! Aaand they're not e- they're not even givin' me- givin' it an honorable mention. I mean I've. . . done this on behalf of [taps top of head] Mama Chris-Chan- on her behalf! And. . . [eyes widen before going back to normal] what- I mean I'm still gonna do it for the remaining three parts- counting this one. . . but I'm like, "Hey, guys, guys, analysts, come on. . ." [readjusts self on bed] [points to his right, indicating [[Rosechu]]] You're seeing Rosie right here- right here, right here- she's right here sittin' next to me [there is no Rosechu of any form sitting next to Chris]. And, you see me- like, you know, taltin- talkin' the lines in sync. . . so. . . I mean, that's good- I mean, that is more than enough good stuff for you even if- [waves hands about] regardless of the fact that, you know. . . it's all true. You know that. Everybody knows it. I know it, I feel it, everybody feels it. . . Speaking of which, [points up with right hand pointer finger] you can see my- you can see the aura through this video- just- and everything else- and. . . you're psychic, and you're awesome [gives thumbs up to camera].

But aside from that, I just feel like, [brushes hair] you know, go ahead and give me [waves hand about, gesturing towards self]. . . you know, at least- ONCE? Within the remaining three parts of. . . where they just [waves hands about, trying to find the word 'compilation'] do the [[Speech Impediment|compamation]] of fan's reactions- I mean- I mean. . . [voicecrack] they've also- I mean, those- the analysts, they have. . . pretty much more or less [points to self] they met Mama at the past few [[BronyCon]]s. . . aaand she knows- I know- that. . . she hasn't been a watcher of An- Analysts Anarchy. . . f- f- she wasn't aware of it that much until, like, 2017. . . and she wasn't playing TF2 at the time- but yeah, she's played many games- many games before, including FPSs, so. . . [holds palm open in air] yeah, that's a thing. [angry] But still- STILL. . . she's enjoyed THE SERIES. The entirety of the series MORE THAN ONCE! She's FINISHED IT more than once. . . [takes a long pause and calms down some] So. . . yeah, pretty much. And. . . [holds hands palm-up aloft in air and drops them]. Ahh. Could do with at least an honorable mention, guys- you know- I mean, WHAT? Is Chris-Chan [points to self]. . . [uses pointing hand for exasperated gestures] too famous. . . Have you all feel like- you know, "Hey, if we talk about Chris-Chan, theeennn. . . WE'RE GONNA GET TROLLED!" THAT'S NOT GONNA BE THE CASE! Cause, you know, everybody- EEEEVERYBOOOODY GET'S TROLLED! [slams hands on bed]. And the way you handle it- just says- Mama has told you all- and has personally experienced- [repeatedly slamming hand down with each utterance of the word 'time'] TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN. . . [long sigh] [in a high pitched voice] '''just ignore the trolls, ignore the bullies, ignore the comments!''' Come on! And just because. . . [pointing to self] she's famous. . . doesn't mean y'all have to be scared. . . Okay? It doesn't mean you all have to be scared of. . . [brushes hair back] being associated- scared of mentioning. . . her name, scared of, you know, being like, "Hey, le-" let's forget about- talk about Sonichus and Rosechus- DON'T BE SCARED! She's- [point to head] she was here- she's. . . a b- she's a fan, I'm a fan, Rosie's a fan. . . [holds hand up and counts on fingers] [[Roberta]], Christine, and Sarah- they're all fans too. We like the Analysis Anarchy series. It's a good show.

[sigh] But anyway, aside from that. . .

==Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 5 Reaction+==

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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

Chris: Hey what's up everybody, gone live once again for another TF2 red vs blue part, we're on part fiiive. Five and alive, we'll be starting up in about half an hour, so... [''Chris adjusts the camera''] it is a good angle anyway. [''more camera adjusting''] If it's a bit lopsided one way or the other, my bad I got this thing on the body pillow. [''moves his hair a little''] But yep, live from home once again it's [[Sonichu]] and Rosie. So let's; and also with that said... shout outs with a... [''show an orange cupcake''] happy birthday to [[Barbara]], her birthday was yesterday, she just turned 79 years old. So... toast to that, she should have quite a few more to go. And ya'll get to see me eat a cupcake, so whoop dedoo [''grossly eats cupcake'']

Hmm well anyway I've asked Barb about if she wanted to do a Q&A video, and I did get the list of questions that's addressed to her. [''takes off glasses''] She is not immediately at the moment positive towards the idea, but she might change her mind, we might get such a video out of her, sooooo that's a possibility. I'm not going to make any promises though. [''scratches face''] anyway let me think um... other topics of interest well one thing I guess I can bring up is, yep just as literally foreseen by [''points at themself smugly''] Mama and all the psychic types and all around and everywhere. Trump... got it. He got Covid. It's not very likely to end up good for him in the longer run so... in this timeline that's the way it goes. The alternative method would be one that ya'll would think 'wow this came from uh left field or something'. But ya'll can put 2 and 2 together since you know that Trump's counterpart literally, his self-counterpart is Herbert Garrison, from [[South Park]], Colorado. Yep so, there is that. And on that note I would like to bring up that, yes I did... yes Rosie and I, we indeed watched the Pandemic Special. We just watched it last night on HBO Max and [''shakes head''] there's just too many things, I mean sure I can comment; oh sure, [''quoting Randall Marsh from South Park''] "Hey everybody, I want to talk about something that's very special something that's very meaning and deep about this whole pandemic mess, but you know what, I can only talk so much. It affected me and yet I got and yet I prospered and ya’ll [''Inaudible''] uh ya’ll prospered. So you know how I’m going to try and help? I‘’lo give you 10% off on all my weeeeed.” [''raises and eyebrow''] [''shakes head''] [''flicks the camera''] There’s my flick on the head. Flick Randy Marsh on the head. Just for that. He’s not thinking. He wasn’t thinking. Or at least that’s the way they portrayed him in this special, even more so than the other stupid things he’s done before, and even more stupid. If I’m going to bet that watchamacallit animal that looks similar to an armadillo... I’ve forgotten what’s what’s animal species name it is. Yeah sure you can you can even look to the point/viewpoint of Eric Cartman like [''quoting Eric Cartman from [[South Park]]''] “Hey I can be lazy and be in the house all day and shit, yeeeee. Six feet. Here’s a six foot pole I gotta make sure you’re six feet away from me.” Yeah anyway so aside from that aside and boy we definitely get to see a prominent figure from an earlier episode of South Park, that tried to attack Kyle’s grandpa you know; yeah, Death on a tricycle. Ya see him a few times, but yet he didn’t claim those that he was lingering around. But yeah, oh my god, the police shot Kenny! You bastards! Oh my god they killed Kenny! What? It’s happened so many times it’s not even funny anymore. [''impersonating Kenny'']. Yeah okay so...

It’s just a brief rundown on that, but that aside, at least they did manage to get in a few of the actual details of how this pandemic started down. I mean, definitely in China with uh... those creatures. The bat and the whatchamacallit, that looks like an armadillo. So that’s gonna happen, we’re gonna go back in time making sure how the actual events of how it got from them just... the one person it affected got to set put subjects patients zero. Gotta make sure he doesn’t get infected. There’s all that. Yeah, all right let me think. All right we could talk about Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin going on an airplane ride with Bob Belcher. I don’t know it just came at random. Ahhh let me think let me think. Anyway aside from that, today’s been a pleasant day. I’m feeling pretty good as you can see. Got all the energy. I’m all jazzed up and things. Hmmm. No but this brain this brain. I feel like I wanna talk about something else, but this brain can be... this brain can be a bit slow at times. So it’s like... I’m in the process of one thought, but like another thought comes along. I don’t know and then it just draws a blank. That’s the point when it’s drawn a blank and it’s happened. [''adjusting the camera''] Trying to adjust the damn camera and this happens. [''makes robot noises''] Anyway. [''more noises''] Okay something just happened, something definitely just happened somewhere in this world. [''Points at head''] If ya’ll could see my aura, you’re awesome. If ya’ll can see my aura in this video you’re awesome, and you can definitely tell that everything is genuine when I feel something. I’m literally feeling something, I mean I feel it in resonance of something that’s happened in this world. Oh well I guess um one thing I can tell; another thing I can talk about is uh, yeah [[Dimensional Merge]]. It’s still happening, it’s happening it’s continuous progress you’re seeing everything happen, one moment at a time. Literally, and I am speaking and to [[Chris Chan]] and to all the other deities. But yeah essentially to just be like ‘hey what’s the Dimension Merge about? I mean shoot didn’t Mama go through it enough already, on Twitter and Facebook and whatever, about months to a year ago or something yarda yarda. But long story short we OC’s and FC’s, that’s Original Characters and Fictional Characters. We all exist to coexist, right next to an invisible curtain divide that’s invisible for the most part, but you can sense it. If you watch the movie Donnie Darko and that liquid metal barrier. It’s essentially that. And obviously a number of people in this dimension; only a few could be this sensitive as that. But not obviously a living receiver, because I’m very conscious and aware of it all, because; I mean Mama’s been very conscious of it all, and then guess what? Clearly over 6 months now it turned 6 months in just 2 days ago on the 30th of September.

SIX MONTHS! I’VE BEEN HERE FOR SIX MONTHS! I’VE BEEN IN THIS BODY FOR 6 MONTHS! Since Mama and I swapped last March! [''adjusting camera''] and this camera keeps going all over the place. But yeah essentially all right so all of us over there and all of us over here. Ya’ll chronicle us and we Chronicle all over you. But yeah in the Dimension Merge, we’re all coming together, in the same dimension our dimension, which is C-197 and your dimension right here, which is 12-18. We’re all going to be existing in the same dimension together working together for greater days, future things, and so forth. I feel a burp coming on. [''burps''] Excuse me. Just has some veggies.

But that’s the basic rundown, we’re all going to be together same dimension our 2 dimensions merging. Of course as ya’ll witnessed, the big and large number of people that passed on in this Dimension. They moved on to their self counterparts which pretty much the majority of them are literal background individuals, that would be considered background in C-197.

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2020]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams

2020-10-04T21:10:12Z

JoSona6:

On 10 [[April 2020]], Chris began '''livestreaming himself reacting''' to the multi-part episode "Red vs Blue" of ''Analysis Anarchy'', an animated series by [[DRWolf]] and the [[TF2 Analysts]] using Team Fortress 2 and [[My Little Pony]]-themed characters.

Chris opted to simply point the camera at himself, lacking the video editing experiences to set up a side-by-side video, and made cartoonish faces overreacting to scenes. He asked for donations and intends to record all six parts.

He promoted the livestream by announcing via Twitter:

{{quotebox|On a different topic, I Will, however, be personally doing a Live Reation Video today, and once every few weeks for the Six-Part Episode of #TF2AnalysisAnarchy. I had seen part one at @BronyCon of ‘19, but that was Months ago. So, it’ll be like going in anew, but mildly familiar.

It will be a Streaming Video, so Donations of multiple Dollars during in Super Chat would be appreciated (reminder: I can’t read the responses or chat while recording). Tune in less than a couple of hours from now.}}

A fan called him out for requesting donations during the COVID-19 pandemic, to which Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|Did I say it was Mandatory? I could spout back at you for spouting hatred at me when you, yourself, supposedly demote and oppose hatred and bullying. I do not care for such negative Trolling.}}

==Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1==
Ironically, his first stream was deemed to be for children by [[YouTube]], thus locking his superchat and in turn him from donations.
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===Transcript===
[''hops onto his bed and sighs; his voice is obscured by fans or some furnace running loudly in the background''] Hey everybody, this is...Chris-Chan Sonichu, comin' to you live from home, in a little bit we will be streaming a lo-lovely video! This is a reaction video to...''Red vs. Blue'', part 1. So, hope you all are as esited as I am to...be checkin' this out, if you...now--I wan--and if you're...obviously...vide--I don't have video, uh--video opportunity or options right now. [''long awkward pause; his last sentence is repeated briefly on his computer''] So, yeah. Workin' on...details and...stuff. Ah, pfft. I don't really...see the channel on this thing.....oh, I get a sound. [''speaks intelligibly and talks in Spanish, then another pause''] Where's the option for...? "More options"...comments [?].....you're not givin' me an option! Ah, dammit. Ah, well anyway, uh, essentially, I guess, regardless of comments, but, if y'all wanna watch this video at a later time after its premiere, which will be in a coupla minutes...y'all can do that on your own accord, but I'll tell you that you're just gonna see me.....and I have Rosee right here-Rosee Rosechu right here sittin' next to me... [''smiles and points to the left as if he were in an '80s sitcom opening''] oh, and Magi-Chan's sittin' right here. Hey, man! Hey, Heavy[?]. Aight, so anyway, I'm gonna be watchin' this video, so...I do this also in response to...Dr. Wolf's earlier video where, he wanted reactions to it, so...this'll be the first one I do this se-series sev-6.

[''pauses and does something with camera''] I just...put a...little commentary in the chat here.........so yeah, anyway, beginning shortly, Analysis Anarchy, Red vs. Blue Part 1. Ah, and you know what, I'll take my [[glasses]] off so you can actually see my reactions. 'Cause I don't know how well they'd do with the glasses reflecting light in my eyes. [?] so it's not getting in mah way...very shortly, [''does a fake fanfare''] So yeah, not reading your...commentary or anythi--if--if--am not able to enable that at this point, so...oh well, it is what it is. Y'all gettin' to see live reactions! Note that I have previously seen this...at BronyCon, ''months ago'', so I pretty much forgot--'''HEY! I'M RECORDING!''' Not right now, [[Barbara]]! [''stress sigh''] Sorry, I don't like being interrupted, especially since [''breaks into falsetto''] this is the beginning! This is FUN! Uh, live video STREAM! Yee! Ah, here's the thing! [''the YouTube premiere countdown music plays''] Okay. Alright, two minute now...two minutes. Agh. [''fiddles with the camera and wipes his brow''] At least the music is always nice when you...[?]

{{Transcript}}

==TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]], Chris brings along an imaginary [[Rosechu_(character)|Rosechu]].
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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

Ah hey everybody there's a site you live
coming from this house once again and
today we're doing a live stream of
analysis anarchy part two my live
reactions to the video yeah just kind of
like you're doing some [unintelligible] yeah so
make sure everything's set up is my
first time using the laptop. First time
using the laptop for our streaming at
this point.
Um so try so I don't know how to do
screen on screen in this thing but at
least I'm able to see the video still
and y'all should be able to hear it loud
enough
[Music]
yeah anyways so yeah I'm doing exclaiming
I'm just like a finger it's time to kill
something allow me for the option of us
application hmm
they don't not don't know how this thing
works anyway so there's that I did that
just put coming in on me
I'm dr. wolf strain so now I wait for
the video the 81 minutes
no just something on the phone I'm topic
dead I know I mean but yeah by being
early bird type of individual and I
don't know that's new to me this video
using a laptop for this I'm this is the
first time using this laptop for this
type of thing but at least the camera
does work microphone works she's
upstairs Barbara is upstairs okay
kill time just flow into comments
yeah well you're too loud
she's upstairs alright stop asking about
Barbara this is a reaction video for tf2
Mouse's anarchie red versus blue part 2
and we starting very shortly at least I
have a little time to do this alright
yeah Thank You
vanderrocks Oh point our super chat
thank you
at least well there you go that's the
first time this body gets to see some of
your comments so yeah last month when we
were when I reacted while watching part
1 it allows me last month
it's aren't you yeah yeah we like to
psych movie it's really good
almost time it's progress the merge
continues to be in progress
everything is happening only fast my
dear - I guess at least yeah I'm back on
the tf2 window so no longer reading your
comments sorry hey Lise y'all get to get
the pleasure - they seem to the
perspective of the laptop camera this
time
[Music]
eight seven six five four three two one
Sheldon honey
[Music]
so earbuds won't fit seriously
technology is so bigoted sometimes DSi
and they had cable and penis I'm sorry
you want to repeat that nothing nothing
creatures repent hey sweetie are you
sure it's a good idea to bring me along
I mean I been with you guys for that
long and we really haven't any boys my
cookies hunters reunion
Oh will eggs ninja I want in here the
professional atmosphere the sneak on
have fun and you'll be fine
[Music]
greetings you good sir thanks for your
request I have gathered our greatest
mercenaries and we stand ready to
fulfill the most dangerous missions and
open up vocations how many we be of
service today gracious employer you know
I'm surprised but this is just perfect
casting focus please so how can we help
you today mr. um please just call me
blue man red man will do just fine here
for this one I triple dog I was just
offering you a biscuit
yeah I may be an idiot but I'm not
stupid
this guy works for the company that
makes all those stupid robots if little
toys trying to kill all of us what that
was him are you certain mr. Boies 100%
or my name is
snuffleupagus manga some extent this my
company does manufacture those robots we
didn't use to but one of our lower
managers the director made a non
unintentional joint operation with a
competing company that actually made the
robots we didn't really have a saying
what he was using the robots for so we
kinda overlooked it but rest assured we
open bug on this little operation
so even bother you lot anymore it seems
to be time the truth Jasper so I think
Boston now so put the gun away from now
[Music]
wait a minute you there from the suit
the suit yes Billy what's dr. Cobb well
since you want we're the only ones
available I expect nothing but the best
from you I have a very difficult mission
in mind and honestly if you can get
halfway through this one in one piece
I'm certain there will be nothing but
with the opposition well thank you your
confidence in us is overwhelming I'm
glad you asked here is retard Josh hi
guys
oh there was an incident I wouldn't
underestimate the power of Disney if I
were you hey don't see there's
advertising I mean somebody's got to pay
for this flop and movie to happen full
details know is it's personal nothing
personnel you a position in bronies
react totally my purview even though I
don't edit the videos what is that is a
good thing is it for you it's a good
thing when they buddies react to
whatever like us we're reacting to this
video right now already
oh yeah does this mean you might
actually kill your teammates this time
[Music]
smirks ela smirks I foresee them going
to get each other this both teams
[Music]
[Applause]
drug is always a NY
[Music]
up here we go make the middle it's gone
what are you guys doing here to be
continued yep continue absolutely been
waiting for next week next month next
month battle or discussions your choice
to keep it whatever but yeah yeah why
reaction from the left up birthday so
thank you all for watching in chop it up
it's they say

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]]. [[Barb]] makes a brief "proof-of-life" appearance.
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===Decription===
<nowiki>#TF2</nowiki> #TeamFortress2 #AnalysisAnarchy #[[DrWolf]] #MLPSilverQuill

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
hello everybody this is sonichu in moms body coming to you live from home once again

and we're about to watch we're going to be watching red blues

versus blue part three in just a few minutes

about ten minutes and fortunately i'll

be able to do a little video on video

on this ipad about sugars like that one

side of it i would look at all these

stickers huh

that's fun and that's what you see

what's propped up for what's

ghost and what's on the bottom i mean

look at how i look like a yearbook or something

anyway i gonna leeway and enough

from edge on my right leg in order to do this

so

i do believe this will work for picture and pitcher again this the video and audio from the actual video

that we played on

the laptop right here might not sync up

with what's shown

on the ipad here and this is your basic 32 gig ipad pro 7th gen

i'll eventually get a higher capacity model

let me go to wi-fi not 3g

but it works well for 1e4 basically so

it's good for what came out trump's wallet that's all i'm going to say about that

anyway so i'm just showing it throwing and

waiting for the show to start be another

eight minutes or so of six minutes

yes it's the minute and a half yada yada

uh cochleario complete elisha

there you go there's your shout out

barbara's doing good

she's in good health and i'm in good

house as you can see

you're speaking with sonichus sonichu

i'm zapping it up right here

Barbara's not coming downstairs anytime soon today so chillax on that

i'm reading some of this

and they all go by so fast hello

possibly

possibly responsible for the civil unrest

she's upstairs barbra weston chandler

is upstairs all right

she is alive and well stop asking about her

she's right here hi rosie

rosie's right here

she's not dead shut up

barbara's upstairs she's not going downstairs so

chill out on that asking about barbara

fine hey barb

hey barb

she's right upstairs everybody wants to

see you everybody wants to see you

just come down there say hello

[Music]

hey barb do me a favor would you come

downstairs for a minute please because

you couldn't hear me up the stairs from here

so i use the backup option

yeah you'll see here shortly all right

hey barb come here come here

i'm on a live video stream and people want to see you so just

come over here sit right here

there say hello to the world hello to the world

there's barbara see she's alive and well

give him some give him some wisdom oh

take care of your money don't make foolish investments

um anything else that's not financial

no not at all all right

how are you feeling i feel great

good

boy everybody's just all right you can

go back upstairs

thank you barb you're welcome see you later

there is everybody happy now do you believe me

she's not a robot shut up

anymore now let me get this stream up

that didn't have warning they'll be coming up shortly

it was 60 second warning but then that comes up to the

minute and a half thing

i can finally put down screen on full screen here

as soon as that thing comes up

somebody said 30 seconds on their live chat

red blue yellow green see what i mean

get that man and a half blurb is going to begin shortly

put your eliara in in the pony in our super forms

who wants to take a bite out of that gingerbread hug of too much goodness me

i begin to think shortly so i can go full screen on the ipad

a thing is happening

um

[Music]

hmm uh

it's not the best i have this

all right that's better now i can see it

everybody can see that

[Music]

right there

[Music]

all right

[Music]

the conflict begins oh

no

well this is awkward yes what are you

doing here

i'm pretty sure we told you all to stay put

well i took an initiative and made an executive decision

i'll show you that we're more than

capable of effective teamwork

wait i'll show you well i'm sure your

teamwork is going swimmingly

oh shut up ninja you haven't been here long

valid enough the newbie

yeah you're not as experienced as i am

giving

or receiving hey

what is your guy's mission anyway we're

going to roast some probably named blue

well shoot oh shoot

hold your fire

great now look what your team did my team

i got this

there's no way you're gonna let this

stand right

the red team is being completely

unreasonable

and the blue team needs to realize that we were here first

so what if you were here first we had

better storylines

i'm sorry would you mind rephrasing that

[Music]

i think you need to do something i'm

getting ready

[Music]

this makes sense

[Music]

it catches

[Music]

i need to figure this out

over stupid reasons here no one can get on each other's nerves but is that

really an excuse to come to blows like this

especially considering most of us have super forms we don't fully understand

i don't know about you but i prefer not

to turn this into x-men 3.

did he say x-men that actually sounds kind of cool

[Music]

what

forever chaos

what have i done ow

what have you done you did what you always do

yell the problem expecting it to

brandy you should have listened to me

i told you something wasn't right but no you ignored it

you ignore it boys

90 of what you say should never be taken seriously

if you just listen to us and stay punched

[Music]

i know we analyze all

i do my brand you really do

i do what i'm letting you supposed to do

i tried to lead and keep my team safe during matches

to keep our friends safe but when can I do that with every time every moment

you take that away from me they listen to you they follow

[Music]

where did everybody go

where did everybody go good question

let's find out

maddie lying in the box health mode

don't fail me now dead shot sniper

[Music]

lines of truth it reveals hidden objects and enemies

right have you never played ocarina of time

nope i was too busy upping my arsenal

and the mirror shield reflects any kind of element though

okay what i need

[Applause]

how about we try something new

son of the mask yes i haven't seen that cosmetics before where'd you get it

just on the holy altar in the mouth of carterus

tartarus

here he goes

i'm sorry i didn't mean to set you up

like that but come on

it's not like i said

[Applause]

why did you put it on

adequate timing he puts it on now where

he just lands face first into it

[Music]

um

yes yes it is

i lose

i don't know she don't know it's not her

memory right now

[Music]

oh i don't need any encouragement ellie

i'm already feeling the happiest i could ever be and i'm

[Music]

so we can all get back to being friends

that is an absolutely splendid idea

although why don't we go and help the

red team with some sucking therapy

before someone gets hurt

then let me go and help the blue team

i'd love to ellie but i'm sure my

bestest of the best hugs will be more

good than your touch of scent

actually i agree with ellie sounds better so uh

are we supposed to be fighting each other i don't

feel like fighting we've barely even had a proper conversation together

yeah i get the sense that spidey pyro

doesn't really work in my match-up

probably but what else is a spy and

a pirate supposed to oh

hey do you want to go play video games

why would a spy and pyro fight make you

want to suddenly go play video games

got any other ideas

i am sensing a dark presence

[Music]

[Music]

hi newest voice in my head hey

i'm trapped in the sword sweetie please get me out

yeah sorry man i would rather not get involved in some cursed sword business

[Music]

draining

delicious

[Music]

oh

jasper take out your power coin

one day can't the universe just

[Music]

there's a reason i'm the headliner for a tv tropes page

why just this morning i tripped down the stairs into a box of oversized bear traps

they'll ask me why i had those skinned into an unexpected oil slick

laying his face first on a cat distance somehow grew overnight

fell off my window into a car full of sandpaper

oh

[Music]

don't argue with an idiot he will drag

you down to his level

and beat you with experience

[Music]

oh

[Music]

i shall now take this opportunity

hey that's gotta hurt

perfect timing

angry birds

[Music]

is

i am your enemy

oh yeah that that is the thing

very well all are connor bounds in the

[Music]

you expect such a pitiful weapon to harm me

[Music]

you forgot what this dagger is

[Music]

it's a dragonzord

oh

beneath the ocean for over two decades

oh

[Music]

for this day at least you are the

greater punching bag

i shall leave you alive which is the

coolest statement

[Music]

so y'all better hold on to your nut now

sweetheart

because this is

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing like a fresh paint job on your hot rod am i right

[Music]

good night everybody

[Music]

now what i'm happy again i received my

is

[Music]

i meant what you said to me earlier today

what are

[Music]

ah don't worry about me i didn't get

both teams to stop fighting and listen with my impressionable points

after all that's what makes me the best

announcer ever

by the way if anybody questions how i

knew that all of you will be here

you know like the other time you try to intervene

what is beautiful

[Music]

i shall take you to my tower

is

[Music]

for the rest of my life hey

man did i get one of those

are you sure about that yes i'm sure

absolutely

[Music]

what in the name of princess big mac has

gone into him

he's obviously possessed by a demon you must exercise him

a demon you mean like

a yoma

well there's only one way to purify yuma

wait no no no no

[Music]

please kill me so

much

i must

why don't i have automatic z targeting

oh come on isn't your very supposed to

help you out with that

oh

[Music]

all right that's fair however unlike you

i managed to bring all of my equipment

and what is that supposed to do oh it

could do a lot

fight surveillance hack electronics

hostess

and it's a gun that shoots guns

well as the saying goes turnabout is

fair play

so uh

in tartarus then keeper develops her own

uber form right when despite junior

suddenly threatens cooldown

but that would mean someone must have

been sitting all of this up behind the

scenes

hello doctor

how convenient that you managed to

figure all this out right in the midst

of your precious mercenaries tearing

each other apart

and that you'd come back here all by

yourself

so this talk show

[Music]

to be continued

and that was tf2 analysis on our key

part three

and depending on the quality of

the thing between there and here and oh

my gosh that sun is reflected off the

forehead and isn't it

i need to put the current back over

again or something anyway

good thing this timeline's going to change

i am beside you within christine's body

thank you all for watching and have an awesome japan day

zap it up to the extreme

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 4, plus a few thoughts.==

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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
Chris: [sigh] Hey everybody, Sonichu here, coming to you live from home once again for. . . another- t- another mo- another. . . stream video! Where we're gonna respond to. . . [sign] Analysis Anarchy part 4. It's pretty much- a lot- a bit of away right now, so. . . everybody just relax, we're all good. I'll probably offer some thoughts along the way, just, you know, randomly, whatever, yada yada yada.
[whispering and in reference to Analysis Anarchy part 4 YouTube premier] Let's give it a moment.

[long pause while looking at screen] So, yeah. I gotta. . . do the thing- thing. Also setting up right now. [mumbling about tech stuff].

[in reference to livestream view count] 220. I already have 220. How do I have 220. Just- wow, that is a lot. That is a lot!

[more mumbling]. Keyboard. [bring over wireless keyboard from side of bed].

[mumbling].

And all the- and all donations. . . to the superchat are greatly appreciated, so. . . thank you. Do do do do do do. . . [strokes hair] I showered a little while ago, so that's why- looks like the hair is a little wet. That's why.
[whispering] and so. [sigh]. [taps side of head repeatedly]. [mumbles]. [puts finger to temple] Alright. . . I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. [sigh].

[reading chat].

[shouting out name in chat] Fielez Compagnos Eduardo! There you go. That's a random thing. You actually made it through.

[reading chat].

Um. . . [mumbling]. Well someone's doing the thing. [strokes hair and sighs]. Why is everybody going on with the "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW" meme? Oh well. [phhh]. What am I doing. . .

Oh well, anyway, guess general thoughts [takes off glasses] and processes. . . well. . . [puts on glasses]. Yeah, I need my glasses. So I can read or. . . Still waiting for my mod, my mod guy. Anyway- uhh, so, yeah.

[taps side of head] Still Sonichu here! Ehhh, it's not- Chris- it's not your Chris- it's not your Chris-Chan- it's me, Sonichu, the prime of the species. Yep. Hello. Hello. So. . . [sigh]. [puts left hand to temple and furrows brow, sighing] I- on my mind- too much on my mind, [unfurrows brow] I mean, this this is the show where you learn- where pretty much. . . [lowers left hand from temple and raises right hand up] you have so- [raises left hand and places both hands on respective temples] you have SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND. . . you can have so much on your mind, and you're constantly- and things and processes- yet AT THE SAME TIME. . . [arms fall] there's nothing on your mind. . . [sigh] It's an oxymoron. Eeaaaah.

[babbles and raises hands to side of head, rubbing skull]- it's hard to think for myself.

[more mumbling and head-rubbing].

[typing].

[mumbling]- doing a thing, doing a thing. [sigh].

[in reference to settings] I feel like I need to have that on now.

[pfffff] Okay.

[sigh] Well, aside from that, I did have another thought to discuss- just, pretty much- um, general way of- you know, responded to. . . I mean I've done my visual reactions to all three of the previous parts- to Red Versus Blue. . . and y'all s- and y'all are witness to me having literally- go in time. . . to their speech more or less, because. . . I literally have seen it all before. [taps side of head] this bod- is mine, this brain, this body- it all has, cause, you know [sigh] multiple timelines and such, I mean what's left of this timeline- I'm still doing- I'm still putting- [raises and lowers arms] so, I'm here. Doing this thing.

[readjusts stuffed My Little Pony doll near head of bed] I'll just pull Night Star, just for the hell of it.

And- um. . . yeah. Mmm. So yeah. I've done the reaction videos personally for the past three videos, and- uh, when. . . I mean, not to be- sounding like a complainy-pants or anything, but. . . [blows air]. . . I mean, of all the people that- you know, the- and listen, I'm not gonna drop any names, cause, you know who they are, they knew who they are, and they know who their- they know- the wh- those that've been good, they're- st- they know who they are, those who have been moderate or neutral, they know who they are, and those who have been. . . trollish, they know who they are- they know who they are. It's just- throwin' it out there, but still, I mean, I just feel like. . . egh, I give 'em this good content! Aaand they're not e- they're not even givin' me- givin' it an honorable mention. I mean I've. . . done this on behalf of [taps top of head] Mama Chris-Chan- on her behalf! And. . . [eyes widen before going back to normal] what- I mean I'm still gonna do it for the remaining three parts- counting this one. . . but I'm like, "Hey, guys, guys, analysts, come on. . ." [readjusts self on bed] [points to his right, indicating [[Rosechu]]] You're seeing Rosie right here- right here, right here- she's right here sittin' next to me [there is no Rosechu of any form sitting next to Chris]. And, you see me- like, you know, taltin- talkin' the lines in sync. . . so. . . I mean, that's good- I mean, that is more than enough good stuff for you even if- [waves hands about] regardless of the fact that, you know. . . it's all true. You know that. Everybody knows it. I know it, I feel it, everybody feels it. . . Speaking of which, [points up with right hand pointer finger] you can see my- you can see the aura through this video- just- and everything else- and. . . you're psychic, and you're awesome [gives thumbs up to camera].

But aside from that, I just feel like, [brushes hair] you know, go ahead and give me [waves hand about, gesturing towards self]. . . you know, at least- ONCE? Within the remaining three parts of. . . where they just [waves hands about, trying to find the word 'compilation'] do the [[Speech Impediment|compamation]] of fan's reactions- I mean- I mean. . . [voicecrack] they've also- I mean, those- the analysts, they have. . . pretty much more or less [points to self] they met Mama at the past few [[BronyCon]]s. . . aaand she knows- I know- that. . . she hasn't been a watcher of An- Analysts Anarchy. . . f- f- she wasn't aware of it that much until, like, 2017. . . and she wasn't playing TF2 at the time- but yeah, she's played many games- many games before, including FPSs, so. . . [holds palm open in air] yeah, that's a thing. [angry] But still- STILL. . . she's enjoyed THE SERIES. The entirety of the series MORE THAN ONCE! She's FINISHED IT more than once. . . [takes a long pause and calms down some] So. . . yeah, pretty much. And. . . [holds hands palm-up aloft in air and drops them]. Ahh. Could do with at least an honorable mention, guys- you know- I mean, WHAT? Is Chris-Chan [points to self]. . . [uses pointing hand for exasperated gestures] too famous. . . Have you all feel like- you know, "Hey, if we talk about Chris-Chan, theeennn. . . WE'RE GONNA GET TROLLED!" THAT'S NOT GONNA BE THE CASE! Cause, you know, everybody- EEEEVERYBOOOODY GET'S TROLLED! [slams hands on bed]. And the way you handle it- just says- Mama has told you all- and has personally experienced- [repeatedly slamming hand down with each utterance of the word 'time'] TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN. . . [long sigh] [in a high pitched voice] '''just ignore the trolls, ignore the bullies, ignore the comments!''' Come on! And just because. . . [pointing to self] she's famous. . . doesn't mean y'all have to be scared. . . Okay? It doesn't mean you all have to be scared of. . . [brushes hair back] being associated- scared of mentioning. . . her name, scared of, you know, being like, "Hey, le-" let's forget about- talk about Sonichus and Rosechus- DON'T BE SCARED! She's- [point to head] she was here- she's. . . a b- she's a fan, I'm a fan, Rosie's a fan. . . [holds hand up and counts on fingers] [[Roberta]], Christine, and Sarah- they're all fans too. We like the Analysis Anarchy series. It's a good show.

[sigh] But anyway, aside from that. . .

==Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 5 Reaction+==

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{{Transcript}}

Chris: Hey what's up everybody, gone live once again for another TF2 red vs blue part, we're on part fiiive. Five and alive, we'll be starting up in about half an hour, so... [''Chris adjusts the camera''] it is a good angle anyway. [''more camera adjusting''] If it's a bit lopsided one way or the other, my bad I got this thing on the body pillow. [''moves his hair a little''] But yep, live from home once again it's [[Sonichu]] and Rosie. So let's; and also with that said... shout outs with a... [''show an orange cupcake''] happy birthday to [[Barbara]], her birthday was yesterday, she just turned 79 years old. So... toast to that, she should have quite a few more to go. And ya'll get to see me eat a cupcake, so whoop dedoo [''grossly eats cupcake'']

Hmm well anyway I've asked Barb about if she wanted to do a Q&A video, and I did get the list of questions that's addressed to her. [''takes off glasses''] She is not immediately at the moment positive towards the idea, but she might change her mind, we might get such a video out of her, sooooo that's a possibility. I'm not going to make any promises though. [''scratches face''] anyway let me think um... other topics of interest well one thing I guess I can bring up is, yep just as literally foreseen by [''points at themself smugly''] Mama and all the psychic types and all around and everywhere. Trump... got it. He got Covid. It's not very likely to end up good for him in the longer run so... in this timeline that's the way it goes. The alternative method would be one that ya'll would think 'wow this came from uh left field or something'. But ya'll can put 2 and 2 together since you know that Trump's counterpart literally, his self-counterpart is Herbert Garrison, from [[South Park]], Colorado. Yep so, there is that. And on that note I would like to bring up that, yes I did... yes Rosie and I, we indeed watched the Pandemic Special. We just watched it last night on HBO Max and [''shakes head''] there's just too many things, I mean sure I can comment; oh sure, [''quoting Randall Marsh from South Park''] "Hey everybody, I want to talk about something that's very special something that's very meaning and deep about this whole pandemic mess, but you know what, I can only talk so much. It affected me and yet I got and yet I prospered and ya’ll [''Inaudible''] uh ya’ll prospered. So you know how I’m going to try and help? I‘’lo give you 10% off on all my weeeeed.” [''raises and eyebrow''] [''shakes head''] [''flicks the camera''] There’s my flick on the head. Flick Randy Marsh on the head. Just for that. He’s not thinking. He wasn’t thinking. Or at least that’s the way they portrayed him in this special, even more so than the other stupid things he’s done before, and even more stupid. If I’m going to bet that watchamacallit animal that looks similar to an armadillo... I’ve forgotten what’s what’s animal species name it is. Yeah sure you can you can even look to the point/viewpoint of Eric Cartman like [''quoting Eric Cartman from [[South Park]]''] “Hey I can be lazy and be in the house all day and shit, yeeeee. Six feet. Here’s a six foot pole I gotta make sure you’re six feet away from me.” Yeah anyway so aside from that aside and boy we definitely get to see a prominent figure from an earlier episode of South Park, that tried to attack Kyle’s grandpa you know; yeah, Death on a tricycle. Ya see him a few times, but yet he didn’t claim those that he was lingering around. But yeah, oh my god, the police shot Kenny! You bastards! Oh my god they killed Kenny! What? It’s happened so many times it’s not even funny anymore. [''impersonating Kenny'']. Yeah okay so...

It’s just a brief rundown on that, but that aside, at least they did manage to get in a few of the actual details of how this pandemic started down. I mean, definitely in China with uh... those creatures. The bat and the whatchamacallit, that looks like an armadillo. So that’s gonna happen, we’re gonna go back in time making sure how the actual events of how it got from them just... the one person it affected got to set put subjects patients zero. Gotta make sure he doesn’t get infected. There’s all that. Yeah, all right let me think. All right we could talk about Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin going on an airplane ride with Bob Belcher. I don’t know it just came at random. Ahhh let me think let me think. Anyway aside from that, today’s been a pleasant day. I’m feeling pretty good as you can see. Got all the energy. I’m all jazzed up and things. Hmmm. No but this brain this brain. I feel like I wanna talk about something else, but this brain can be... this brain can be a bit slow at times. So it’s like... I’m in the process of one thought, but like another thought comes along. I don’t know and then it just draws a blank. That’s the point when it’s drawn a blank and it’s happened. [''adjusting the camera''] Trying to adjust the damn camera and this happens. [''makes robot noises'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2020]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams

2020-10-04T19:05:09Z

JoSona6:

On 10 [[April 2020]], Chris began '''livestreaming himself reacting''' to the multi-part episode "Red vs Blue" of ''Analysis Anarchy'', an animated series by [[DRWolf]] and the [[TF2 Analysts]] using Team Fortress 2 and [[My Little Pony]]-themed characters.

Chris opted to simply point the camera at himself, lacking the video editing experiences to set up a side-by-side video, and made cartoonish faces overreacting to scenes. He asked for donations and intends to record all six parts.

He promoted the livestream by announcing via Twitter:

{{quotebox|On a different topic, I Will, however, be personally doing a Live Reation Video today, and once every few weeks for the Six-Part Episode of #TF2AnalysisAnarchy. I had seen part one at @BronyCon of ‘19, but that was Months ago. So, it’ll be like going in anew, but mildly familiar.

It will be a Streaming Video, so Donations of multiple Dollars during in Super Chat would be appreciated (reminder: I can’t read the responses or chat while recording). Tune in less than a couple of hours from now.}}

A fan called him out for requesting donations during the COVID-19 pandemic, to which Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|Did I say it was Mandatory? I could spout back at you for spouting hatred at me when you, yourself, supposedly demote and oppose hatred and bullying. I do not care for such negative Trolling.}}

==Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1==
Ironically, his first stream was deemed to be for children by [[YouTube]], thus locking his superchat and in turn him from donations.
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===Description===
You can watch the RvB video on [[DrWolf]]’s channel at https://youtu.be/5EIGUm_LAtw

===Transcript===
[''hops onto his bed and sighs; his voice is obscured by fans or some furnace running loudly in the background''] Hey everybody, this is...Chris-Chan Sonichu, comin' to you live from home, in a little bit we will be streaming a lo-lovely video! This is a reaction video to...''Red vs. Blue'', part 1. So, hope you all are as esited as I am to...be checkin' this out, if you...now--I wan--and if you're...obviously...vide--I don't have video, uh--video opportunity or options right now. [''long awkward pause; his last sentence is repeated briefly on his computer''] So, yeah. Workin' on...details and...stuff. Ah, pfft. I don't really...see the channel on this thing.....oh, I get a sound. [''speaks intelligibly and talks in Spanish, then another pause''] Where's the option for...? "More options"...comments [?].....you're not givin' me an option! Ah, dammit. Ah, well anyway, uh, essentially, I guess, regardless of comments, but, if y'all wanna watch this video at a later time after its premiere, which will be in a coupla minutes...y'all can do that on your own accord, but I'll tell you that you're just gonna see me.....and I have Rosee right here-Rosee Rosechu right here sittin' next to me... [''smiles and points to the left as if he were in an '80s sitcom opening''] oh, and Magi-Chan's sittin' right here. Hey, man! Hey, Heavy[?]. Aight, so anyway, I'm gonna be watchin' this video, so...I do this also in response to...Dr. Wolf's earlier video where, he wanted reactions to it, so...this'll be the first one I do this se-series sev-6.

[''pauses and does something with camera''] I just...put a...little commentary in the chat here.........so yeah, anyway, beginning shortly, Analysis Anarchy, Red vs. Blue Part 1. Ah, and you know what, I'll take my [[glasses]] off so you can actually see my reactions. 'Cause I don't know how well they'd do with the glasses reflecting light in my eyes. [?] so it's not getting in mah way...very shortly, [''does a fake fanfare''] So yeah, not reading your...commentary or anythi--if--if--am not able to enable that at this point, so...oh well, it is what it is. Y'all gettin' to see live reactions! Note that I have previously seen this...at BronyCon, ''months ago'', so I pretty much forgot--'''HEY! I'M RECORDING!''' Not right now, [[Barbara]]! [''stress sigh''] Sorry, I don't like being interrupted, especially since [''breaks into falsetto''] this is the beginning! This is FUN! Uh, live video STREAM! Yee! Ah, here's the thing! [''the YouTube premiere countdown music plays''] Okay. Alright, two minute now...two minutes. Agh. [''fiddles with the camera and wipes his brow''] At least the music is always nice when you...[?]

{{Transcript}}

==TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]], Chris brings along an imaginary [[Rosechu_(character)|Rosechu]].
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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

Ah hey everybody there's a site you live
coming from this house once again and
today we're doing a live stream of
analysis anarchy part two my live
reactions to the video yeah just kind of
like you're doing some [unintelligible] yeah so
make sure everything's set up is my
first time using the laptop. First time
using the laptop for our streaming at
this point.
Um so try so I don't know how to do
screen on screen in this thing but at
least I'm able to see the video still
and y'all should be able to hear it loud
enough
[Music]
yeah anyways so yeah I'm doing exclaiming
I'm just like a finger it's time to kill
something allow me for the option of us
application hmm
they don't not don't know how this thing
works anyway so there's that I did that
just put coming in on me
I'm dr. wolf strain so now I wait for
the video the 81 minutes
no just something on the phone I'm topic
dead I know I mean but yeah by being
early bird type of individual and I
don't know that's new to me this video
using a laptop for this I'm this is the
first time using this laptop for this
type of thing but at least the camera
does work microphone works she's
upstairs Barbara is upstairs okay
kill time just flow into comments
yeah well you're too loud
she's upstairs alright stop asking about
Barbara this is a reaction video for tf2
Mouse's anarchie red versus blue part 2
and we starting very shortly at least I
have a little time to do this alright
yeah Thank You
vanderrocks Oh point our super chat
thank you
at least well there you go that's the
first time this body gets to see some of
your comments so yeah last month when we
were when I reacted while watching part
1 it allows me last month
it's aren't you yeah yeah we like to
psych movie it's really good
almost time it's progress the merge
continues to be in progress
everything is happening only fast my
dear - I guess at least yeah I'm back on
the tf2 window so no longer reading your
comments sorry hey Lise y'all get to get
the pleasure - they seem to the
perspective of the laptop camera this
time
[Music]
eight seven six five four three two one
Sheldon honey
[Music]
so earbuds won't fit seriously
technology is so bigoted sometimes DSi
and they had cable and penis I'm sorry
you want to repeat that nothing nothing
creatures repent hey sweetie are you
sure it's a good idea to bring me along
I mean I been with you guys for that
long and we really haven't any boys my
cookies hunters reunion
Oh will eggs ninja I want in here the
professional atmosphere the sneak on
have fun and you'll be fine
[Music]
greetings you good sir thanks for your
request I have gathered our greatest
mercenaries and we stand ready to
fulfill the most dangerous missions and
open up vocations how many we be of
service today gracious employer you know
I'm surprised but this is just perfect
casting focus please so how can we help
you today mr. um please just call me
blue man red man will do just fine here
for this one I triple dog I was just
offering you a biscuit
yeah I may be an idiot but I'm not
stupid
this guy works for the company that
makes all those stupid robots if little
toys trying to kill all of us what that
was him are you certain mr. Boies 100%
or my name is
snuffleupagus manga some extent this my
company does manufacture those robots we
didn't use to but one of our lower
managers the director made a non
unintentional joint operation with a
competing company that actually made the
robots we didn't really have a saying
what he was using the robots for so we
kinda overlooked it but rest assured we
open bug on this little operation
so even bother you lot anymore it seems
to be time the truth Jasper so I think
Boston now so put the gun away from now
[Music]
wait a minute you there from the suit
the suit yes Billy what's dr. Cobb well
since you want we're the only ones
available I expect nothing but the best
from you I have a very difficult mission
in mind and honestly if you can get
halfway through this one in one piece
I'm certain there will be nothing but
with the opposition well thank you your
confidence in us is overwhelming I'm
glad you asked here is retard Josh hi
guys
oh there was an incident I wouldn't
underestimate the power of Disney if I
were you hey don't see there's
advertising I mean somebody's got to pay
for this flop and movie to happen full
details know is it's personal nothing
personnel you a position in bronies
react totally my purview even though I
don't edit the videos what is that is a
good thing is it for you it's a good
thing when they buddies react to
whatever like us we're reacting to this
video right now already
oh yeah does this mean you might
actually kill your teammates this time
[Music]
smirks ela smirks I foresee them going
to get each other this both teams
[Music]
[Applause]
drug is always a NY
[Music]
up here we go make the middle it's gone
what are you guys doing here to be
continued yep continue absolutely been
waiting for next week next month next
month battle or discussions your choice
to keep it whatever but yeah yeah why
reaction from the left up birthday so
thank you all for watching in chop it up
it's they say

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]]. [[Barb]] makes a brief "proof-of-life" appearance.
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===Decription===
<nowiki>#TF2</nowiki> #TeamFortress2 #AnalysisAnarchy #[[DrWolf]] #MLPSilverQuill

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
hello everybody this is sonichu in moms body coming to you live from home once again

and we're about to watch we're going to be watching red blues

versus blue part three in just a few minutes

about ten minutes and fortunately i'll

be able to do a little video on video

on this ipad about sugars like that one

side of it i would look at all these

stickers huh

that's fun and that's what you see

what's propped up for what's

ghost and what's on the bottom i mean

look at how i look like a yearbook or something

anyway i gonna leeway and enough

from edge on my right leg in order to do this

so

i do believe this will work for picture and pitcher again this the video and audio from the actual video

that we played on

the laptop right here might not sync up

with what's shown

on the ipad here and this is your basic 32 gig ipad pro 7th gen

i'll eventually get a higher capacity model

let me go to wi-fi not 3g

but it works well for 1e4 basically so

it's good for what came out trump's wallet that's all i'm going to say about that

anyway so i'm just showing it throwing and

waiting for the show to start be another

eight minutes or so of six minutes

yes it's the minute and a half yada yada

uh cochleario complete elisha

there you go there's your shout out

barbara's doing good

she's in good health and i'm in good

house as you can see

you're speaking with sonichus sonichu

i'm zapping it up right here

Barbara's not coming downstairs anytime soon today so chillax on that

i'm reading some of this

and they all go by so fast hello

possibly

possibly responsible for the civil unrest

she's upstairs barbra weston chandler

is upstairs all right

she is alive and well stop asking about her

she's right here hi rosie

rosie's right here

she's not dead shut up

barbara's upstairs she's not going downstairs so

chill out on that asking about barbara

fine hey barb

hey barb

she's right upstairs everybody wants to

see you everybody wants to see you

just come down there say hello

[Music]

hey barb do me a favor would you come

downstairs for a minute please because

you couldn't hear me up the stairs from here

so i use the backup option

yeah you'll see here shortly all right

hey barb come here come here

i'm on a live video stream and people want to see you so just

come over here sit right here

there say hello to the world hello to the world

there's barbara see she's alive and well

give him some give him some wisdom oh

take care of your money don't make foolish investments

um anything else that's not financial

no not at all all right

how are you feeling i feel great

good

boy everybody's just all right you can

go back upstairs

thank you barb you're welcome see you later

there is everybody happy now do you believe me

she's not a robot shut up

anymore now let me get this stream up

that didn't have warning they'll be coming up shortly

it was 60 second warning but then that comes up to the

minute and a half thing

i can finally put down screen on full screen here

as soon as that thing comes up

somebody said 30 seconds on their live chat

red blue yellow green see what i mean

get that man and a half blurb is going to begin shortly

put your eliara in in the pony in our super forms

who wants to take a bite out of that gingerbread hug of too much goodness me

i begin to think shortly so i can go full screen on the ipad

a thing is happening

um

[Music]

hmm uh

it's not the best i have this

all right that's better now i can see it

everybody can see that

[Music]

right there

[Music]

all right

[Music]

the conflict begins oh

no

well this is awkward yes what are you

doing here

i'm pretty sure we told you all to stay put

well i took an initiative and made an executive decision

i'll show you that we're more than

capable of effective teamwork

wait i'll show you well i'm sure your

teamwork is going swimmingly

oh shut up ninja you haven't been here long

valid enough the newbie

yeah you're not as experienced as i am

giving

or receiving hey

what is your guy's mission anyway we're

going to roast some probably named blue

well shoot oh shoot

hold your fire

great now look what your team did my team

i got this

there's no way you're gonna let this

stand right

the red team is being completely

unreasonable

and the blue team needs to realize that we were here first

so what if you were here first we had

better storylines

i'm sorry would you mind rephrasing that

[Music]

i think you need to do something i'm

getting ready

[Music]

this makes sense

[Music]

it catches

[Music]

i need to figure this out

over stupid reasons here no one can get on each other's nerves but is that

really an excuse to come to blows like this

especially considering most of us have super forms we don't fully understand

i don't know about you but i prefer not

to turn this into x-men 3.

did he say x-men that actually sounds kind of cool

[Music]

what

forever chaos

what have i done ow

what have you done you did what you always do

yell the problem expecting it to

brandy you should have listened to me

i told you something wasn't right but no you ignored it

you ignore it boys

90 of what you say should never be taken seriously

if you just listen to us and stay punched

[Music]

i know we analyze all

i do my brand you really do

i do what i'm letting you supposed to do

i tried to lead and keep my team safe during matches

to keep our friends safe but when can I do that with every time every moment

you take that away from me they listen to you they follow

[Music]

where did everybody go

where did everybody go good question

let's find out

maddie lying in the box health mode

don't fail me now dead shot sniper

[Music]

lines of truth it reveals hidden objects and enemies

right have you never played ocarina of time

nope i was too busy upping my arsenal

and the mirror shield reflects any kind of element though

okay what i need

[Applause]

how about we try something new

son of the mask yes i haven't seen that cosmetics before where'd you get it

just on the holy altar in the mouth of carterus

tartarus

here he goes

i'm sorry i didn't mean to set you up

like that but come on

it's not like i said

[Applause]

why did you put it on

adequate timing he puts it on now where

he just lands face first into it

[Music]

um

yes yes it is

i lose

i don't know she don't know it's not her

memory right now

[Music]

oh i don't need any encouragement ellie

i'm already feeling the happiest i could ever be and i'm

[Music]

so we can all get back to being friends

that is an absolutely splendid idea

although why don't we go and help the

red team with some sucking therapy

before someone gets hurt

then let me go and help the blue team

i'd love to ellie but i'm sure my

bestest of the best hugs will be more

good than your touch of scent

actually i agree with ellie sounds better so uh

are we supposed to be fighting each other i don't

feel like fighting we've barely even had a proper conversation together

yeah i get the sense that spidey pyro

doesn't really work in my match-up

probably but what else is a spy and

a pirate supposed to oh

hey do you want to go play video games

why would a spy and pyro fight make you

want to suddenly go play video games

got any other ideas

i am sensing a dark presence

[Music]

[Music]

hi newest voice in my head hey

i'm trapped in the sword sweetie please get me out

yeah sorry man i would rather not get involved in some cursed sword business

[Music]

draining

delicious

[Music]

oh

jasper take out your power coin

one day can't the universe just

[Music]

there's a reason i'm the headliner for a tv tropes page

why just this morning i tripped down the stairs into a box of oversized bear traps

they'll ask me why i had those skinned into an unexpected oil slick

laying his face first on a cat distance somehow grew overnight

fell off my window into a car full of sandpaper

oh

[Music]

don't argue with an idiot he will drag

you down to his level

and beat you with experience

[Music]

oh

[Music]

i shall now take this opportunity

hey that's gotta hurt

perfect timing

angry birds

[Music]

is

i am your enemy

oh yeah that that is the thing

very well all are connor bounds in the

[Music]

you expect such a pitiful weapon to harm me

[Music]

you forgot what this dagger is

[Music]

it's a dragonzord

oh

beneath the ocean for over two decades

oh

[Music]

for this day at least you are the

greater punching bag

i shall leave you alive which is the

coolest statement

[Music]

so y'all better hold on to your nut now

sweetheart

because this is

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing like a fresh paint job on your hot rod am i right

[Music]

good night everybody

[Music]

now what i'm happy again i received my

is

[Music]

i meant what you said to me earlier today

what are

[Music]

ah don't worry about me i didn't get

both teams to stop fighting and listen with my impressionable points

after all that's what makes me the best

announcer ever

by the way if anybody questions how i

knew that all of you will be here

you know like the other time you try to intervene

what is beautiful

[Music]

i shall take you to my tower

is

[Music]

for the rest of my life hey

man did i get one of those

are you sure about that yes i'm sure

absolutely

[Music]

what in the name of princess big mac has

gone into him

he's obviously possessed by a demon you must exercise him

a demon you mean like

a yoma

well there's only one way to purify yuma

wait no no no no

[Music]

please kill me so

much

i must

why don't i have automatic z targeting

oh come on isn't your very supposed to

help you out with that

oh

[Music]

all right that's fair however unlike you

i managed to bring all of my equipment

and what is that supposed to do oh it

could do a lot

fight surveillance hack electronics

hostess

and it's a gun that shoots guns

well as the saying goes turnabout is

fair play

so uh

in tartarus then keeper develops her own

uber form right when despite junior

suddenly threatens cooldown

but that would mean someone must have

been sitting all of this up behind the

scenes

hello doctor

how convenient that you managed to

figure all this out right in the midst

of your precious mercenaries tearing

each other apart

and that you'd come back here all by

yourself

so this talk show

[Music]

to be continued

and that was tf2 analysis on our key

part three

and depending on the quality of

the thing between there and here and oh

my gosh that sun is reflected off the

forehead and isn't it

i need to put the current back over

again or something anyway

good thing this timeline's going to change

i am beside you within christine's body

thank you all for watching and have an awesome japan day

zap it up to the extreme

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 4, plus a few thoughts.==

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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
Chris: [sigh] Hey everybody, Sonichu here, coming to you live from home once again for. . . another- t- another mo- another. . . stream video! Where we're gonna respond to. . . [sign] Analysis Anarchy part 4. It's pretty much- a lot- a bit of away right now, so. . . everybody just relax, we're all good. I'll probably offer some thoughts along the way, just, you know, randomly, whatever, yada yada yada.
[whispering and in reference to Analysis Anarchy part 4 YouTube premier] Let's give it a moment.

[long pause while looking at screen] So, yeah. I gotta. . . do the thing- thing. Also setting up right now. [mumbling about tech stuff].

[in reference to livestream view count] 220. I already have 220. How do I have 220. Just- wow, that is a lot. That is a lot!

[more mumbling]. Keyboard. [bring over wireless keyboard from side of bed].

[mumbling].

And all the- and all donations. . . to the superchat are greatly appreciated, so. . . thank you. Do do do do do do. . . [strokes hair] I showered a little while ago, so that's why- looks like the hair is a little wet. That's why.
[whispering] and so. [sigh]. [taps side of head repeatedly]. [mumbles]. [puts finger to temple] Alright. . . I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. [sigh].

[reading chat].

[shouting out name in chat] Fielez Compagnos Eduardo! There you go. That's a random thing. You actually made it through.

[reading chat].

Um. . . [mumbling]. Well someone's doing the thing. [strokes hair and sighs]. Why is everybody going on with the "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW" meme? Oh well. [phhh]. What am I doing. . .

Oh well, anyway, guess general thoughts [takes off glasses] and processes. . . well. . . [puts on glasses]. Yeah, I need my glasses. So I can read or. . . Still waiting for my mod, my mod guy. Anyway- uhh, so, yeah.

[taps side of head] Still Sonichu here! Ehhh, it's not- Chris- it's not your Chris- it's not your Chris-Chan- it's me, Sonichu, the prime of the species. Yep. Hello. Hello. So. . . [sigh]. [puts left hand to temple and furrows brow, sighing] I- on my mind- too much on my mind, [unfurrows brow] I mean, this this is the show where you learn- where pretty much. . . [lowers left hand from temple and raises right hand up] you have so- [raises left hand and places both hands on respective temples] you have SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND. . . you can have so much on your mind, and you're constantly- and things and processes- yet AT THE SAME TIME. . . [arms fall] there's nothing on your mind. . . [sigh] It's an oxymoron. Eeaaaah.

[babbles and raises hands to side of head, rubbing skull]- it's hard to think for myself.

[more mumbling and head-rubbing].

[typing].

[mumbling]- doing a thing, doing a thing. [sigh].

[in reference to settings] I feel like I need to have that on now.

[pfffff] Okay.

[sigh] Well, aside from that, I did have another thought to discuss- just, pretty much- um, general way of- you know, responded to. . . I mean I've done my visual reactions to all three of the previous parts- to Red Versus Blue. . . and y'all s- and y'all are witness to me having literally- go in time. . . to their speech more or less, because. . . I literally have seen it all before. [taps side of head] this bod- is mine, this brain, this body- it all has, cause, you know [sigh] multiple timelines and such, I mean what's left of this timeline- I'm still doing- I'm still putting- [raises and lowers arms] so, I'm here. Doing this thing.

[readjusts stuffed My Little Pony doll near head of bed] I'll just pull Night Star, just for the hell of it.

And- um. . . yeah. Mmm. So yeah. I've done the reaction videos personally for the past three videos, and- uh, when. . . I mean, not to be- sounding like a complainy-pants or anything, but. . . [blows air]. . . I mean, of all the people that- you know, the- and listen, I'm not gonna drop any names, cause, you know who they are, they knew who they are, and they know who their- they know- the wh- those that've been good, they're- st- they know who they are, those who have been moderate or neutral, they know who they are, and those who have been. . . trollish, they know who they are- they know who they are. It's just- throwin' it out there, but still, I mean, I just feel like. . . egh, I give 'em this good content! Aaand they're not e- they're not even givin' me- givin' it an honorable mention. I mean I've. . . done this on behalf of [taps top of head] Mama Chris-Chan- on her behalf! And. . . [eyes widen before going back to normal] what- I mean I'm still gonna do it for the remaining three parts- counting this one. . . but I'm like, "Hey, guys, guys, analysts, come on. . ." [readjusts self on bed] [points to his right, indicating [[Rosechu]]] You're seeing Rosie right here- right here, right here- she's right here sittin' next to me [there is no Rosechu of any form sitting next to Chris]. And, you see me- like, you know, taltin- talkin' the lines in sync. . . so. . . I mean, that's good- I mean, that is more than enough good stuff for you even if- [waves hands about] regardless of the fact that, you know. . . it's all true. You know that. Everybody knows it. I know it, I feel it, everybody feels it. . . Speaking of which, [points up with right hand pointer finger] you can see my- you can see the aura through this video- just- and everything else- and. . . you're psychic, and you're awesome [gives thumbs up to camera].

But aside from that, I just feel like, [brushes hair] you know, go ahead and give me [waves hand about, gesturing towards self]. . . you know, at least- ONCE? Within the remaining three parts of. . . where they just [waves hands about, trying to find the word 'compilation'] do the [[Speech Impediment|compamation]] of fan's reactions- I mean- I mean. . . [voicecrack] they've also- I mean, those- the analysts, they have. . . pretty much more or less [points to self] they met Mama at the past few [[BronyCon]]s. . . aaand she knows- I know- that. . . she hasn't been a watcher of An- Analysts Anarchy. . . f- f- she wasn't aware of it that much until, like, 2017. . . and she wasn't playing TF2 at the time- but yeah, she's played many games- many games before, including FPSs, so. . . [holds palm open in air] yeah, that's a thing. [angry] But still- STILL. . . she's enjoyed THE SERIES. The entirety of the series MORE THAN ONCE! She's FINISHED IT more than once. . . [takes a long pause and calms down some] So. . . yeah, pretty much. And. . . [holds hands palm-up aloft in air and drops them]. Ahh. Could do with at least an honorable mention, guys- you know- I mean, WHAT? Is Chris-Chan [points to self]. . . [uses pointing hand for exasperated gestures] too famous. . . Have you all feel like- you know, "Hey, if we talk about Chris-Chan, theeennn. . . WE'RE GONNA GET TROLLED!" THAT'S NOT GONNA BE THE CASE! Cause, you know, everybody- EEEEVERYBOOOODY GET'S TROLLED! [slams hands on bed]. And the way you handle it- just says- Mama has told you all- and has personally experienced- [repeatedly slamming hand down with each utterance of the word 'time'] TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN. . . [long sigh] [in a high pitched voice] '''just ignore the trolls, ignore the bullies, ignore the comments!''' Come on! And just because. . . [pointing to self] she's famous. . . doesn't mean y'all have to be scared. . . Okay? It doesn't mean you all have to be scared of. . . [brushes hair back] being associated- scared of mentioning. . . her name, scared of, you know, being like, "Hey, le-" let's forget about- talk about Sonichus and Rosechus- DON'T BE SCARED! She's- [point to head] she was here- she's. . . a b- she's a fan, I'm a fan, Rosie's a fan. . . [holds hand up and counts on fingers] [[Roberta]], Christine, and Sarah- they're all fans too. We like the Analysis Anarchy series. It's a good show.

[sigh] But anyway, aside from that. . .

==Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 5 Reaction+==

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Chris: Hey what's up everybody, gone live once again for another TF2 red vs blue part, we're on part fiiive. Five and alive, we'll be starting up in about half an hour, so... [''Chris adjusts the camera''] it is a good angle anyway. [''more camera adjusting''] If it's a bit lopsided one way or the other, my bad I got this thing on the body pillow. [''moves his hair a little''] But yep, live from home once again it's [[Sonichu]] and Rosie. So let's; and also with that said... shout outs with a... [''show an orange cupcake''] happy birthday to [[Barbara]], her birthday was yesterday, she just turned 79 years old. So... toast to that, she should have quite a few more to go. And ya'll get to see me eat a cupcake, so whoop dedoo [''grossly eats cupcake'']

Hmm well anyway I've asked Barb about if she wanted to do a Q&A video, and I did get the list of questions that's addressed to her. [''takes off glasses''] She is not immediately at the moment positive towards the idea, but she might change her mind, we might get such a video out of her, sooooo that's a possibility. I'm not going to make any promises though. [''scratches face''] anyway let me think um... other topics of interest well one thing I guess I can bring up is, yep just as literally foreseen by [''points at themself smugly''] Mama and all the psychic types and all around and everywhere. Trump... got it. He got Covid. It's not very likely to end up good for him in the longer run so... in this timeline that's the way it goes. The alternative method would be one that ya'll would think 'wow this came from uh left field or something'. But ya'll can put 2 and 2 together since you know that Trump's counterpart literally, his self-counterpart is Herbert Garrison, from [[South Park]], Colorado. Yep so, there is that. And on that note I would like to bring up that, yes I did... yes Rosie and I, we indeed watched the Pandemic Special. We just watched it last night on HBO Max and [''shakes head''] there's just too many things, I mean sure I can comment; oh sure, [''quoting Randall Marsh from South Park''] "Hey everybody, I want to talk about something that's very special something that's very meaning and deep about this whole pandemic mess, but you know what, I can only talk so much.

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Cole Smithey

2020-09-30T23:36:43Z

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{{quote|Let me know when that fuck [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] finally drops.|Cole<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|24 July 2007 email #3]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I do not regret giving birth to Cole.|[[Barbara Chandler]]<ref>[[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 1]]</ref>}}

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| image = [[File:Coles.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Joseph Cole Smithey
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = The Smartest Film Critic in the World Joe Cool<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> Coleslaw
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Pre-1980#1960s|24 July 1963]] (age {{Age|1963|7|24}})
|label5 = Gender
|data5 = Male
|label6 = Nationality
|data6 = [[United States|American]]
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7 = White
|label8 = Spouse
|data8 = Katherine (2013–present)
|label11 = Father
|data11 = [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (alleged biological father) [[Jack Dale Smithey]] (biological father, as claimed by Barb) [[Jerry Harmon]] (stepfather) [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]] (stepfather)
|label12 = Mother
|data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]]
|label13 = Siblings
|data13 = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
|label14 = Occupations
|data14 = Film critic Musician
}}

'''Joseph Cole Smithey''' (born 24 July 1963)<ref>''[[:Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|A CD For Cole Smithey!]]''</ref> is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s half-brother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]'s first son, and lone escapee of the [[Chandler Family Tree|Casa de Chandler]]. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole leads a relatively normal life. [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole's emails to Chris]] revealed a lot of information about the Chandler family.

==Life==

===Childhood===
Cole grew up in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref> As a child, Cole claims to have been physically and mentally abused by Barbara and his "stepfather" [[Jerry Harmon]] with punishments such as ass beatings, cold showers, and "bizarre scenarios".<ref name="email">[[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Barb insisted that Cole's biological father was [[Jack Dale Smithey]], to whom she claimed she was married, but records show she wasn't.<ref name="email" /> Cole believes his biological father to be [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]], who was introduced as a friend of the family and visited when Cole was a child.

Barb married Ran on 17 June 1961. They were legally separated on April 28, 1962.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/page-5#post-2009970</ref> She formally divorced him on 15 May 1963. Cole was born two months later.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|Barb and Ran's marriage license.
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|The divorce.
Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook. Notice the physical similarity.
File:Cole Smithey's family tree.png|Cole's family tree
</gallery></center>

In his article [[Saturday Night Special]], Cole recounts his coming to age. This includes a particular event where Barbara fires a loaded gun at a steel door to ward off a burglar, the resulting ricochet of which almost striking young Cole in the head. These events have obviously had a lasting impression on him. It is also suggested he collected comics as a hobby and was a big fan of Kiss.

===Move to California===
Cole left home for California, attended San Diego State University from 1981–84, and earned degrees in Dramatic Art and Music. He also attended Hartnell College and San Francisco City College and took similar classes.<ref>http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa</ref> While at college, he became the drummer for a Poway, California punk rock band called "The Rockin' Dogs". The band lasted from 1981–85.<ref>[http://www.sandiegoreader.com/bands/rockin-dogs/ The Rockin' Dogs | San Diego Reader]</ref> By 1994, still in San Francisco, Cole was doing shows as "Cole Blooded", and had apparently shifted to the guitar.

===Present===
{{quote|As the story goes, human boy Andy (voiced by John Morris) is off to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]], and must finally put away [[Toys|childish things]] — something most boys do before junior high. [[Autism|Talk about arrested development]] — [[Attraction Sign|this kid isn't getting any dates]].|Cole in his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review, quite clearly seeing Chris in Andy.<ref>[http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2010/06/toy-story-3.html Toy Story 3 - ColeSmithey.com]</ref>}}
Cole currently lives in Manhattan and is a film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes.<ref>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/cole-smithey/</ref> He was mentioned once in ''Time'' magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to ''Toy Story 3'', resulting in many Pixar fans crying out in disgust that a movie franchise that looked to be the only one with purely 100% ratings on RT was ruined by him and Armond White.<ref>http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/19/can-147-critics-be-wrong-meet-the-two-pundits-who-trashed-toy-story-3/</ref> (Several years later, in an interview with Arthur Spatchcock, Chris stated that he disagreed with his brother's review even though he hadn't seen the film.)

Cole occasionally hosts [[eBay]] auctions for the winning bidder to spend a night with him drinking craft beer at his wife's bar and talking about film, proving that, despite one half-brother being a wannabe pretentious hipster douchebag and the other being a retarded manchild, they both share the same [[Chris and his Ego|bloated ego]].<ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Drink-Craft-Beer-in-NYC-with-Film-Critic-Cole-Smithey-/291052352033?hash=item43c4127221</ref>

Billing himself as "The Smartest Film Critic in the World" (a title that the late, esteemed film critic [[Wikipedia:Roger Ebert|Roger Ebert]] once mocked<ref>http://www.colesmithey.com/filmblog/2009/04/my-dialogue-with-roger.html</ref>), Cole regularly posts his reviews to YouTube, but his videos have hilariously low view counts, rarely more than a few hundred per video and sometimes not even more than a few ''dozen'', even on reviews of well-known films. Whatever the reason, this means that, ironically, the various videos Chris posted to YouTube over the years have been literally many thousands of times more popular than those of his theoretically more successful brother. It probably doesn't help matters that Cole Smithey's videos have rather low production values, and negative reviews of well-received films (like ''Toy Story 3'' and ''Lady Bird'', which we will get to). On a sidenote, he also considers ''Freddy Got Fingered'' (a film often considered to be either so-bad-it's-good or one of the worst of all time) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JUuAhFVlk4 to be "Classic Cinema"].

{{Squote|''Wild Strawberries'' is a thematically abundant film that fluidly condenses a lifetime's worth of experience into succinct cinematic fragments under Ingmar Bergman's complex construction of abstract corollaries.|An example of Cole Smithey's obsession with big words<ref>http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2014/07/wild-strawberries.html</ref>|3=}}

By [[March 2007]], Cole was in a relationship with a woman named Katherine (no, not [[Catherine|her]]).<ref name="Email" /> This is most likely the same Katherine he married in [[March 2013]].<ref name="JohnKyleVid">[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aitxArbd0o John Kyle - Three Love Songs at Katherine and Cole's Wedding] (retrieved on 24 February 2014)</ref> Given that Cole mentioned an earlier wedding during his correspondance with Chris, it appears that Katherine is his second wife, unless the "wedding" in 2013 was actually a renewal of vows.<ref name="email" />

According to an article written by his friend, syndicated cartoonist [[Wikipedia:Ted Rall|Ted Rall]], Cole once came close to death from [[Wikipedia:Necrotizing fasciitis|necrotizing fasciitis]] after an ER nurse made a misdiagnosis,<ref>[http://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2014/10/06/commentary/world-commentary/emergency-rooms-live-gunshot-wounds/#.VR7L5vnF-So]</ref> and believes that 2016 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders' rise can be attributed to the "failure of propaganda".<ref>[http://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2016/01/22/commentary/world-commentary/sanders-rise-fueled-by-the-failure-of-propaganda/#.Vq1dJrIrI8o]</ref>
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Cole has co-hosted a free weekly podcast called LA GRANDE BOUFFE (THE BIG FEAST)<ref>https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/la-grande-bouffe-the-big-feast/id1120760479?mt=2</ref> since 23 April 2016.

In December 2017, Cole repeated his ''Toy Story'' trick by being the first critic to give ''[[Wikipedia:Lady Bird (film)|Lady Bird]]'' a negative review, ruining its perfect 100% Rotten Tomatoes score from 196 previous reviewers. Cole added fuel to the firestorm of criticism he received by admitting to spoiling the film's score on purpose.<ref>[https://thenextweb.com/opinion/2017/12/14/film-critic-spoiled-lady-birds-perfect-rotten-tomatoes-score-basically-admits-hes-troll/]</ref>

On September 30 2020, Cole allegedly sent flowers to Barbara, for her 79th Birthday. But many people believe it wasn’t actually Cole, it was just another [[ween]] pretending to be Cole. After the flowers were received Chris made a video, showing Barb’s gratitude for the flowers, and Chris claiming that in Dimension C-197, Cole and Iron Man hang out a lot, and that he’ll get to meet Batman in New Jersey when the Dimensional Merge happens.

==Relationship with Barbara and Bob==
[[File:Bobcomes home copy.jpg|thumb|left|250px|A likely summary for Bob and Cole's relationship.]]
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole smiles alongside [[Barbara]] on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Cole was not on good terms with [[Bob]] or [[Barbara]]. According to Cole, Bob worked his "bitter influence" on Barbara to separate her from Cole. He has "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler."<ref name="email" /> In multiple emails to Chris, Cole asks to be informed when Bob dies so he can celebrate.<ref name="Email">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

Cole claims Barbara lied about the identity of Cole's biological father. Cole hired a private detective to find evidence contradicting her claims. It turns out Barbara was never married to [[Jack Dale Smithey]], Cole's alleged father, but rather to [[Ran Coleman Yeatts|Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts]]. In a leaked e-mail sent to [[Jackie]] on 14 May 2011, Chris wrote that Cole "has had mental problems since he hit his head on a bus, and has taken it out heavily on our mother." Some argue the story could be a lie Barbara told Chris to explain Cole's bitterness towards her while masking the issue that actually caused it.

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years, whereas Cole had made special effort to visit her several times. Cole's wife's family treats him more like family than his own. Chris has [[Message for John Kyle|complained]] that Cole is ignoring Barb's attempts to get in touch with him. It would seem that Cole has left his mother to her own devices.

===Reaction to Bob's death===
{{Quote|Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.|Cole Smithey, [[Cole Smithey E-mails|three years prior]].}}

Shortly after [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|Bob's death]] on 9 [[September 2010]], a troll on [[/cow/|789chan]] contacted Cole using the phone number he provided in his [[Cole Smithey E-mails|leaked emails]]. In spite of his vitriol towards Bob three years prior, he was apparently actually quite broken up by the news. While Cole was certainly upset at Bob, his reaction to Bob's actual death shows that he ultimately did sympathize with him. While no audio of this call has ever been released, it's existence is confirmed by those who browsed the board at the time.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-cole-smithey-thread.84/post-10170 A Kiwi Farms member's account of the call.]</ref><ref>http://archive.is/kHrWN A TinyChat thread posted days after Bob's death, confirming the call's existence. (Post "#134,774")Anonymous A</ref>

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==Relationship with Chris==
[[File:26 June 2016 Cole Smithey drawing.jpeg||thumb|left|200px|Depicted burning his money instead of giving it to Chris, as drawn by Chris in June 2016. Note in the picture it says "mother and [[Tomgirl|sister]]".]]

Ironically, for much of his life Cole has actually gotten along much better with Chris than with either Bob or Barb, and possibly better than with any of his other direct relatives. Then again, when you don't actually know ''who'' your paternal relatives are, you have to take what you can get.

Cole was not around when Chris was growing up. Being nineteen years older, he was in California making a life for himself. Cole said that Barbara and Bob neglected Chris for years with the [[abusive babysitter]], which suggests that he believes that Chris's muteness in early life was their fault. Chris visited Cole in California when he was about seven years old (1989), according to Barb.<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> This is the only time Chris has been on an airplane,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> the only time he has been to the West Coast of the United States and one of the few times that he has left [[Virginia]].

For New Year's Day [[1998]] Chris gave Cole a [[Lego]] Band Stand and wished him a "Rocking New Year". However, in [[1999]], on a [[Spanish]] exercise, Chris described "Cole the Beedrill" as ''muy feo'' (very ugly), suggesting relations had strained, probably because of Barb (although he may also have referred to the aspect of the actual Pokémon species).<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks]]</ref> Nevertheless, Cole visited for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]] in [[2000]]. Later in the same year, for Cole's 37th birthday, Chris made him ''A CD For Cole Smithey!''. Naturally, the present had little to do with Cole and everything to do with Chris, even featuring a picture of Chris on the cover.

[[Image:0468-CWC&JCS.jpg|thumb|300px|The half-brothers hold their hands the same way on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

The last time they set eyes on each other was around 2005 at a family Christmas party.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 27]]</ref>

In [[July 2007]], Chris sent an e-mail asking for Cole's vote in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]]. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. The timing of this request was probably not a coincidence, as Ran Coleman Yeatts had died a month prior.<ref>[http://ssdi.rootsweb.ancestry.com/ United States Social Security Death Index]</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but she maintained her version of the story. Chris was more interested in the ''PaRappa'' contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is (though in Chris's defense, getting involved in an awkward quarrel about parentage is a pretty odd price for a simple upvote on a video). This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris. To date, these remain the last known communications between the half-brothers as Cole probably distanced himself even further from Chris since only a couple of months later, [[The GAMe PLACe#The GAMe PLACe Photograph|the GAMe PLACe photograph]] was posted onto 4chan, thus beginning Chris's infamy on the internet.

[[File:Cole and Others Miis.png|thumb|right|300px|Cole (far right) as a [[Sonichu Amiibo|Mii]] in one of Chris's [[Super Smash Bros. Videos]], ''Family Needs to appreciate Family'']]

In recent years Chris has made numerous efforts to get in touch with Cole, to no avail. In [[October 2013]] he told his friend [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails|Rebeckah]], "I have no confirmed or direct contact with him in NY; he doesn't respond to email, twitter feed, Facebook, YouTube, etcetera, either. So, I am most unable to reach him at all."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> On 22 [[June 2013]], Chris attempted to contact Cole via video. He recorded a message directed to John Kyle,<ref name="Message">[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref> Cole's brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding.<ref name="JohnKyleVid" /> Chris expressed anger at Cole for not inviting him and Barb to his wedding. In the same month, Chris tried to [[Twitter#29_June_2013|communicate with Cole]] on [[Twitter]], basically telling him to come back home so he could [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|dump his familial responsibilities on him]] and go on his [[Sweetheart Search]]. He also suggested that Cole had some mental/physical problems of his own ''(even talking down to him at one point)'' right before activating the "Playing for Sympathy" card, lamenting his time in jail.

In [[August 2015]], Chris [[August 2015 Facebook Posts#Please Take Care Of Barb So I Can Go Out And Have Sex With Hot Lesbians|tried yet again]] to reach out to Cole, this time through [[Facebook]], hoping that a flurry of hashtags would work their magic. In [[November 2015]] he returned to [[YouTube]] with a [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] depiction of a battle in which Chris and his allies face off against Cole, [[David Alan Chandler|his other step-brother]], and his [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|step-sister]] in ''Super Smash Bros.''. "OUR Mother is Still Alive; I REALLY want you to make amends and get close, once again, to her before Her time runs out", he wrote in the description. The following day he arranged a [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!|similar fight]] among his [[Amiibo]] figurines and angrily accused Cole of being possessed by the spirit of [[Count Graduon]]. He posted an image of his Cole Amiibo on Facebook. In this spat of postings Chris attempts to appear concerned about Cole not being around for their mother's twilight years, thinly veiling his [[Monthly Tugboat|real concerns]].

Chris has two explanations for this falling-out with his half-brother, both fed to him by Barb. First, Cole has been entirely misled about Barb's character by the lies of other family members. "She is the opposite of what hate they filled Cole's head with", Chris asserts.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> Second, Cole's "mental problems" caused by his childhood injury mean that he has "taken it out heavily on our mother".<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref> "Lord Knows What Else goes on through his head", Chris has concluded, demonstrating that more than anything else, Cole is almost entirely unknown to Chris. For the most part, the main trait Chris seems to be aware of regarding his half-brother is that he has a career and makes a living. This, in traditional Chris fashion, means opportunity and progressively his attempts to reach out have more and more focused on Cole financially supporting Chris and Barb, returning Chris to the idyllic balance he enjoyed with Bob as the responsible man in the house.

In [[June 2016]], Chris posted a Facebook rant about Cole alleging that he and his wife spend two thousand dollars a month on rent for an apartment in Carnegie Hall.<ref>[[June 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> Even though renting an apartment near Carnegie Hall can easily cost twice as much, this lack of research didn't stop Chris from depicting his half-brother as having money to "[[Chris and hypocrisy|piss and burn]]" while simultaneously [[Lego|begging]] [[Transformers|him]] [[PlayStation 4|for]] [[Chris and money|money]].

In May 2017, Chris mocked Cole on Twitter, stating [[Hypocrisy|"Oh my gosh, my half brother is suddenly begging for money now"]]. Cole was asking his fans to pledge to him on Patreon,<ref>[https://youtube.com/watch?v=2SqUJhND-mY]</ref> suggesting he has also [[Financhu Crisis|hit rock bottom]]. Chris said he would pledge to him, but he still hasn't apologized or made up with Barb. Ironically, in screencaps obtained from [[Night Star]] by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Chris would accidentally reveal the fact that he indeed tried to pledge to him but Cole had long since blocked him, making it clear once again that he really wanted nothing to do with his old life.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref>

In December 2017, Chris wanted to drive to New York to confront Cole. He tried to channel his Sonichu power to conjure up Cole's address but was unsuccessful and did not attempt to make the trip.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

===Offering Cole's stuff for sale===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)|More of Cole’s Things for Sale}}

Chris began offering pieces of Cole's belongings for sale via [[eBay]] in March 2018.

==Cole in the comics==
Throughout the original run of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Cole was only referenced in the [[CWCipedia]] profile for [[Rosechu]] as "Professor Cole", assumed to be a version of Cole Smithey, listed as the one who gave [[Kel]] the [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] who would become Rosechu. Chris later marketed a custom Amiibo depicting Cole as a [[Jerkop]], seemingly foreshadowing his presence as a villain in the CWCville universe. It was not clear for several years whether the original "Professor Cole" character was [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|still canon]].

Cole finally appears in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] as, indeed, a Jerkop, brainwashed by [[Count Graduon]]. [[Reldnahc]] uses Cole to "distract [Chris] with family" in order to get the drop on him. He is bizarrely depicted as a gray-haired, mustached old man with a trilby. Comic Chris immediately identifies him as his brother [[Chris and writing|despite Cole never appearing in the comic before]], made all the more confusing by the same battle also featuring Chris's imaginary [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] and [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|evil twin]].

In 2019, Chris confirmed that Cole was the Pokémon Professor during 2003, but stated his "methods and ideals were varied", and his work was "faltering" by 2005, leading to his demotion in favour of a smoking-hot graduate whose body Chris describes in vivid detail. A year later, he "quite" and moved to New York to become a full-time movie reviewer.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-4-14-chris-makes-up-new-oc-to-spite-cole-smithey.55406/</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|Chris's gift to Cole in [[1998]]
Image:045-ColeCD.jpg|''A CD For Cole Smithey!''
Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|As if Barbara had any involvement with the CD.
Image:Colesmithyrockingdogs.jpg|Cole playing drums.
File:ColePostcardB.jpg|Postcard Cole sent to Barbara in 1994.
File:ColePostcardA.jpg
File:Cole Amiibo.jpg|Cole as a [[Jerkop]].
File:26 June 2016 Cole Smithey drawing.jpeg
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://www.colesmithey.com ColeSmithey.com]
* [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-3041/ Cole at Rotten Tomatoes]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/colesmithey/ Cole's YouTube channel]
*[https://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa LinkedIn page]
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Cole Smithey

2020-09-30T23:35:45Z

JoSona6:

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|Let me know when that fuck [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] finally drops.|Cole<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|24 July 2007 email #3]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I do not regret giving birth to Cole.|[[Barbara Chandler]]<ref>[[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 1]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Cole Smithey
| image = [[File:Coles.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Joseph Cole Smithey
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = The Smartest Film Critic in the World Joe Cool<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> Coleslaw
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Pre-1980#1960s|24 July 1963]] (age {{Age|1963|7|24}})
|label5 = Gender
|data5 = Male
|label6 = Nationality
|data6 = [[United States|American]]
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7 = White
|label8 = Spouse
|data8 = Katherine (2013–present)
|label11 = Father
|data11 = [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (alleged biological father) [[Jack Dale Smithey]] (biological father, as claimed by Barb) [[Jerry Harmon]] (stepfather) [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]] (stepfather)
|label12 = Mother
|data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]]
|label13 = Siblings
|data13 = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
|label14 = Occupations
|data14 = Film critic Musician
}}

'''Joseph Cole Smithey''' (born 24 July 1963)<ref>''[[:Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|A CD For Cole Smithey!]]''</ref> is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s half-brother, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]'s first son, and lone escapee of the [[Chandler Family Tree|Casa de Chandler]]. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole leads a relatively normal life. [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole's emails to Chris]] revealed a lot of information about the Chandler family.

==Life==

===Childhood===
Cole grew up in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref> As a child, Cole claims to have been physically and mentally abused by Barbara and his "stepfather" [[Jerry Harmon]] with punishments such as ass beatings, cold showers, and "bizarre scenarios".<ref name="email">[[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Barb insisted that Cole's biological father was [[Jack Dale Smithey]], to whom she claimed she was married, but records show she wasn't.<ref name="email" /> Cole believes his biological father to be [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]], who was introduced as a friend of the family and visited when Cole was a child.

Barb married Ran on 17 June 1961. They were legally separated on April 28, 1962.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/page-5#post-2009970</ref> She formally divorced him on 15 May 1963. Cole was born two months later.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|Barb and Ran's marriage license.
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|The divorce.
Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook. Notice the physical similarity.
File:Cole Smithey's family tree.png|Cole's family tree
</gallery></center>

In his article [[Saturday Night Special]], Cole recounts his coming to age. This includes a particular event where Barbara fires a loaded gun at a steel door to ward off a burglar, the resulting ricochet of which almost striking young Cole in the head. These events have obviously had a lasting impression on him. It is also suggested he collected comics as a hobby and was a big fan of Kiss.

===Move to California===
Cole left home for California, attended San Diego State University from 1981–84, and earned degrees in Dramatic Art and Music. He also attended Hartnell College and San Francisco City College and took similar classes.<ref>http://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa</ref> While at college, he became the drummer for a Poway, California punk rock band called "The Rockin' Dogs". The band lasted from 1981–85.<ref>[http://www.sandiegoreader.com/bands/rockin-dogs/ The Rockin' Dogs | San Diego Reader]</ref> By 1994, still in San Francisco, Cole was doing shows as "Cole Blooded", and had apparently shifted to the guitar.

===Present===
{{quote|As the story goes, human boy Andy (voiced by John Morris) is off to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]], and must finally put away [[Toys|childish things]] — something most boys do before junior high. [[Autism|Talk about arrested development]] — [[Attraction Sign|this kid isn't getting any dates]].|Cole in his infamous ''Toy Story 3'' review, quite clearly seeing Chris in Andy.<ref>[http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2010/06/toy-story-3.html Toy Story 3 - ColeSmithey.com]</ref>}}
Cole currently lives in Manhattan and is a film critic who is featured on Rotten Tomatoes.<ref>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/cole-smithey/</ref> He was mentioned once in ''Time'' magazine for being one of the few critics to give a negative review to ''Toy Story 3'', resulting in many Pixar fans crying out in disgust that a movie franchise that looked to be the only one with purely 100% ratings on RT was ruined by him and Armond White.<ref>http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/06/19/can-147-critics-be-wrong-meet-the-two-pundits-who-trashed-toy-story-3/</ref> (Several years later, in an interview with Arthur Spatchcock, Chris stated that he disagreed with his brother's review even though he hadn't seen the film.)

Cole occasionally hosts [[eBay]] auctions for the winning bidder to spend a night with him drinking craft beer at his wife's bar and talking about film, proving that, despite one half-brother being a wannabe pretentious hipster douchebag and the other being a retarded manchild, they both share the same [[Chris and his Ego|bloated ego]].<ref>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Drink-Craft-Beer-in-NYC-with-Film-Critic-Cole-Smithey-/291052352033?hash=item43c4127221</ref>

Billing himself as "The Smartest Film Critic in the World" (a title that the late, esteemed film critic [[Wikipedia:Roger Ebert|Roger Ebert]] once mocked<ref>http://www.colesmithey.com/filmblog/2009/04/my-dialogue-with-roger.html</ref>), Cole regularly posts his reviews to YouTube, but his videos have hilariously low view counts, rarely more than a few hundred per video and sometimes not even more than a few ''dozen'', even on reviews of well-known films. Whatever the reason, this means that, ironically, the various videos Chris posted to YouTube over the years have been literally many thousands of times more popular than those of his theoretically more successful brother. It probably doesn't help matters that Cole Smithey's videos have rather low production values, and negative reviews of well-received films (like ''Toy Story 3'' and ''Lady Bird'', which we will get to). On a sidenote, he also considers ''Freddy Got Fingered'' (a film often considered to be either so-bad-it's-good or one of the worst of all time) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JUuAhFVlk4 to be "Classic Cinema"].

{{Squote|''Wild Strawberries'' is a thematically abundant film that fluidly condenses a lifetime's worth of experience into succinct cinematic fragments under Ingmar Bergman's complex construction of abstract corollaries.|An example of Cole Smithey's obsession with big words<ref>http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2014/07/wild-strawberries.html</ref>|3=}}

By [[March 2007]], Cole was in a relationship with a woman named Katherine (no, not [[Catherine|her]]).<ref name="Email" /> This is most likely the same Katherine he married in [[March 2013]].<ref name="JohnKyleVid">[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aitxArbd0o John Kyle - Three Love Songs at Katherine and Cole's Wedding] (retrieved on 24 February 2014)</ref> Given that Cole mentioned an earlier wedding during his correspondance with Chris, it appears that Katherine is his second wife, unless the "wedding" in 2013 was actually a renewal of vows.<ref name="email" />

According to an article written by his friend, syndicated cartoonist [[Wikipedia:Ted Rall|Ted Rall]], Cole once came close to death from [[Wikipedia:Necrotizing fasciitis|necrotizing fasciitis]] after an ER nurse made a misdiagnosis,<ref>[http://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2014/10/06/commentary/world-commentary/emergency-rooms-live-gunshot-wounds/#.VR7L5vnF-So]</ref> and believes that 2016 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders' rise can be attributed to the "failure of propaganda".<ref>[http://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/2016/01/22/commentary/world-commentary/sanders-rise-fueled-by-the-failure-of-propaganda/#.Vq1dJrIrI8o]</ref>
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Cole has co-hosted a free weekly podcast called LA GRANDE BOUFFE (THE BIG FEAST)<ref>https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/la-grande-bouffe-the-big-feast/id1120760479?mt=2</ref> since 23 April 2016.

In December 2017, Cole repeated his ''Toy Story'' trick by being the first critic to give ''[[Wikipedia:Lady Bird (film)|Lady Bird]]'' a negative review, ruining its perfect 100% Rotten Tomatoes score from 196 previous reviewers. Cole added fuel to the firestorm of criticism he received by admitting to spoiling the film's score on purpose.<ref>[https://thenextweb.com/opinion/2017/12/14/film-critic-spoiled-lady-birds-perfect-rotten-tomatoes-score-basically-admits-hes-troll/]</ref>

On [[September 30 2020]], Cole allegedly sent flowers to Barbara, for her 79th Birthday. But many people believe it wasn’t actually Cole, it was just another [[ween]] pretending to be Cole. After the flowers were received Chris made a video, showing Barb’s gratitude for the flowers, and Chris claiming that in Dimension C-197, Cole and Iron Man hang out a lot, and that he’ll get to meet Batman in New Jersey when the Dimensional Merge happens.

==Relationship with Barbara and Bob==
[[File:Bobcomes home copy.jpg|thumb|left|250px|A likely summary for Bob and Cole's relationship.]]
[[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole smiles alongside [[Barbara]] on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

Cole was not on good terms with [[Bob]] or [[Barbara]]. According to Cole, Bob worked his "bitter influence" on Barbara to separate her from Cole. He has "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler."<ref name="email" /> In multiple emails to Chris, Cole asks to be informed when Bob dies so he can celebrate.<ref name="Email">[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

Cole claims Barbara lied about the identity of Cole's biological father. Cole hired a private detective to find evidence contradicting her claims. It turns out Barbara was never married to [[Jack Dale Smithey]], Cole's alleged father, but rather to [[Ran Coleman Yeatts|Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts]]. In a leaked e-mail sent to [[Jackie]] on 14 May 2011, Chris wrote that Cole "has had mental problems since he hit his head on a bus, and has taken it out heavily on our mother." Some argue the story could be a lie Barbara told Chris to explain Cole's bitterness towards her while masking the issue that actually caused it.

Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years, whereas Cole had made special effort to visit her several times. Cole's wife's family treats him more like family than his own. Chris has [[Message for John Kyle|complained]] that Cole is ignoring Barb's attempts to get in touch with him. It would seem that Cole has left his mother to her own devices.

===Reaction to Bob's death===
{{Quote|Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.|Cole Smithey, [[Cole Smithey E-mails|three years prior]].}}

Shortly after [[Bob_Chandler#Later_life.2C_poor_health_and_death|Bob's death]] on 9 [[September 2010]], a troll on [[/cow/|789chan]] contacted Cole using the phone number he provided in his [[Cole Smithey E-mails|leaked emails]]. In spite of his vitriol towards Bob three years prior, he was apparently actually quite broken up by the news. While Cole was certainly upset at Bob, his reaction to Bob's actual death shows that he ultimately did sympathize with him. While no audio of this call has ever been released, it's existence is confirmed by those who browsed the board at the time.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-cole-smithey-thread.84/post-10170 A Kiwi Farms member's account of the call.]</ref><ref>http://archive.is/kHrWN A TinyChat thread posted days after Bob's death, confirming the call's existence. (Post "#134,774")Anonymous A</ref>

{{clear}}

==Relationship with Chris==
[[File:26 June 2016 Cole Smithey drawing.jpeg||thumb|left|200px|Depicted burning his money instead of giving it to Chris, as drawn by Chris in June 2016. Note in the picture it says "mother and [[Tomgirl|sister]]".]]

Ironically, for much of his life Cole has actually gotten along much better with Chris than with either Bob or Barb, and possibly better than with any of his other direct relatives. Then again, when you don't actually know ''who'' your paternal relatives are, you have to take what you can get.

Cole was not around when Chris was growing up. Being nineteen years older, he was in California making a life for himself. Cole said that Barbara and Bob neglected Chris for years with the [[abusive babysitter]], which suggests that he believes that Chris's muteness in early life was their fault. Chris visited Cole in California when he was about seven years old (1989), according to Barb.<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> This is the only time Chris has been on an airplane,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> the only time he has been to the West Coast of the United States and one of the few times that he has left [[Virginia]].

For New Year's Day [[1998]] Chris gave Cole a [[Lego]] Band Stand and wished him a "Rocking New Year". However, in [[1999]], on a [[Spanish]] exercise, Chris described "Cole the Beedrill" as ''muy feo'' (very ugly), suggesting relations had strained, probably because of Barb (although he may also have referred to the aspect of the actual Pokémon species).<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks]]</ref> Nevertheless, Cole visited for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]] in [[2000]]. Later in the same year, for Cole's 37th birthday, Chris made him ''A CD For Cole Smithey!''. Naturally, the present had little to do with Cole and everything to do with Chris, even featuring a picture of Chris on the cover.

[[Image:0468-CWC&JCS.jpg|thumb|300px|The half-brothers hold their hands the same way on Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]

The last time they set eyes on each other was around 2005 at a family Christmas party.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 27]]</ref>

In [[July 2007]], Chris sent an e-mail asking for Cole's vote in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]]. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. The timing of this request was probably not a coincidence, as Ran Coleman Yeatts had died a month prior.<ref>[http://ssdi.rootsweb.ancestry.com/ United States Social Security Death Index]</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but she maintained her version of the story. Chris was more interested in the ''PaRappa'' contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is (though in Chris's defense, getting involved in an awkward quarrel about parentage is a pretty odd price for a simple upvote on a video). This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris. To date, these remain the last known communications between the half-brothers as Cole probably distanced himself even further from Chris since only a couple of months later, [[The GAMe PLACe#The GAMe PLACe Photograph|the GAMe PLACe photograph]] was posted onto 4chan, thus beginning Chris's infamy on the internet.

[[File:Cole and Others Miis.png|thumb|right|300px|Cole (far right) as a [[Sonichu Amiibo|Mii]] in one of Chris's [[Super Smash Bros. Videos]], ''Family Needs to appreciate Family'']]

In recent years Chris has made numerous efforts to get in touch with Cole, to no avail. In [[October 2013]] he told his friend [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails|Rebeckah]], "I have no confirmed or direct contact with him in NY; he doesn't respond to email, twitter feed, Facebook, YouTube, etcetera, either. So, I am most unable to reach him at all."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> On 22 [[June 2013]], Chris attempted to contact Cole via video. He recorded a message directed to John Kyle,<ref name="Message">[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref> Cole's brother-in-law, who sang at his wedding.<ref name="JohnKyleVid" /> Chris expressed anger at Cole for not inviting him and Barb to his wedding. In the same month, Chris tried to [[Twitter#29_June_2013|communicate with Cole]] on [[Twitter]], basically telling him to come back home so he could [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|dump his familial responsibilities on him]] and go on his [[Sweetheart Search]]. He also suggested that Cole had some mental/physical problems of his own ''(even talking down to him at one point)'' right before activating the "Playing for Sympathy" card, lamenting his time in jail.

In [[August 2015]], Chris [[August 2015 Facebook Posts#Please Take Care Of Barb So I Can Go Out And Have Sex With Hot Lesbians|tried yet again]] to reach out to Cole, this time through [[Facebook]], hoping that a flurry of hashtags would work their magic. In [[November 2015]] he returned to [[YouTube]] with a [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] depiction of a battle in which Chris and his allies face off against Cole, [[David Alan Chandler|his other step-brother]], and his [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|step-sister]] in ''Super Smash Bros.''. "OUR Mother is Still Alive; I REALLY want you to make amends and get close, once again, to her before Her time runs out", he wrote in the description. The following day he arranged a [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!|similar fight]] among his [[Amiibo]] figurines and angrily accused Cole of being possessed by the spirit of [[Count Graduon]]. He posted an image of his Cole Amiibo on Facebook. In this spat of postings Chris attempts to appear concerned about Cole not being around for their mother's twilight years, thinly veiling his [[Monthly Tugboat|real concerns]].

Chris has two explanations for this falling-out with his half-brother, both fed to him by Barb. First, Cole has been entirely misled about Barb's character by the lies of other family members. "She is the opposite of what hate they filled Cole's head with", Chris asserts.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Chris has scabies too]]</ref> Second, Cole's "mental problems" caused by his childhood injury mean that he has "taken it out heavily on our mother".<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 26]]</ref> "Lord Knows What Else goes on through his head", Chris has concluded, demonstrating that more than anything else, Cole is almost entirely unknown to Chris. For the most part, the main trait Chris seems to be aware of regarding his half-brother is that he has a career and makes a living. This, in traditional Chris fashion, means opportunity and progressively his attempts to reach out have more and more focused on Cole financially supporting Chris and Barb, returning Chris to the idyllic balance he enjoyed with Bob as the responsible man in the house.

In [[June 2016]], Chris posted a Facebook rant about Cole alleging that he and his wife spend two thousand dollars a month on rent for an apartment in Carnegie Hall.<ref>[[June 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> Even though renting an apartment near Carnegie Hall can easily cost twice as much, this lack of research didn't stop Chris from depicting his half-brother as having money to "[[Chris and hypocrisy|piss and burn]]" while simultaneously [[Lego|begging]] [[Transformers|him]] [[PlayStation 4|for]] [[Chris and money|money]].

In May 2017, Chris mocked Cole on Twitter, stating [[Hypocrisy|"Oh my gosh, my half brother is suddenly begging for money now"]]. Cole was asking his fans to pledge to him on Patreon,<ref>[https://youtube.com/watch?v=2SqUJhND-mY]</ref> suggesting he has also [[Financhu Crisis|hit rock bottom]]. Chris said he would pledge to him, but he still hasn't apologized or made up with Barb. Ironically, in screencaps obtained from [[Night Star]] by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Chris would accidentally reveal the fact that he indeed tried to pledge to him but Cole had long since blocked him, making it clear once again that he really wanted nothing to do with his old life.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref>

In December 2017, Chris wanted to drive to New York to confront Cole. He tried to channel his Sonichu power to conjure up Cole's address but was unsuccessful and did not attempt to make the trip.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

===Offering Cole's stuff for sale===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)|More of Cole’s Things for Sale}}

Chris began offering pieces of Cole's belongings for sale via [[eBay]] in March 2018.

==Cole in the comics==
Throughout the original run of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], Cole was only referenced in the [[CWCipedia]] profile for [[Rosechu]] as "Professor Cole", assumed to be a version of Cole Smithey, listed as the one who gave [[Kel]] the [[Wikipedia:Pichu|Pichu]] who would become Rosechu. Chris later marketed a custom Amiibo depicting Cole as a [[Jerkop]], seemingly foreshadowing his presence as a villain in the CWCville universe. It was not clear for several years whether the original "Professor Cole" character was [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|still canon]].

Cole finally appears in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] as, indeed, a Jerkop, brainwashed by [[Count Graduon]]. [[Reldnahc]] uses Cole to "distract [Chris] with family" in order to get the drop on him. He is bizarrely depicted as a gray-haired, mustached old man with a trilby. Comic Chris immediately identifies him as his brother [[Chris and writing|despite Cole never appearing in the comic before]], made all the more confusing by the same battle also featuring Chris's imaginary [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|sister]] and [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|evil twin]].

In 2019, Chris confirmed that Cole was the Pokémon Professor during 2003, but stated his "methods and ideals were varied", and his work was "faltering" by 2005, leading to his demotion in favour of a smoking-hot graduate whose body Chris describes in vivid detail. A year later, he "quite" and moved to New York to become a full-time movie reviewer.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-4-14-chris-makes-up-new-oc-to-spite-cole-smithey.55406/</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|Chris's gift to Cole in [[1998]]
Image:045-ColeCD.jpg|''A CD For Cole Smithey!''
Image:046-ColeCDIn.jpg|As if Barbara had any involvement with the CD.
Image:Colesmithyrockingdogs.jpg|Cole playing drums.
File:ColePostcardB.jpg|Postcard Cole sent to Barbara in 1994.
File:ColePostcardA.jpg
File:Cole Amiibo.jpg|Cole as a [[Jerkop]].
File:26 June 2016 Cole Smithey drawing.jpeg
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references />

==External links==
* [http://www.colesmithey.com ColeSmithey.com]
* [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-3041/ Cole at Rotten Tomatoes]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/colesmithey/ Cole's YouTube channel]
*[https://www.linkedin.com/pub/cole-smithey/a/125/9aa LinkedIn page]
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Chris's birthday

2020-09-12T21:11:59Z

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[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|[[Homos|Chris blows.]]]]

{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, on being nearly 30.<ref name="lovedayvid">[[Christian Love Day (video)]]</ref>}}
[[File:175-SchuBday.jpg|thumb|Best wishes from Sonichu.]]

'''[[Chris]]'s birthday''', 24 February, also known as '''Christian Love Day''', is a significant date in his life, for [[Chris and his Ego|obvious reasons]]. However, the bizarre inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|wanting his birthday to be a national holiday]]) warrants some inspection. [[CWCville|Ironically]], it was also the day the [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|Nazi Party]] was founded way back in [[Pre-1980#1920s|1920]].<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party Nazi Party - Wikipedia]</ref>

==Notable birthdays==

[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]

===1999, 17th birthday===
Chris received a Pro 200<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1n1AxK1Dg]</ref> handheld game console, and was photographed looking visibly disappointed while holding it. Unsurprising, given the system only had 15 games (they counted each difficulty level as an individual game), most of said games were ''Tetris'' rip-offs, and the system's tiny screen rendered the non-''Tetris'' ripoffs as state-of-the-art as a Tiger handheld game.

He also drew "[[:File:086-BionicFlag.jpg|Bionic Over Autism]]", which would later be included in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], and created [[Espanolic]], which would later be seen on his [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD cover project]] for school.

===2000, 18th birthday===
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a [[Video games|Sega Dreamcast]]. While he did have something of a party, it was very much the kind thrown for small children, composed of thrown-together decor, last-minute gifts, and some [[Friend zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]] as guests. No [[Mia Hamm|strip club]]s, no [[Alcohol|booze]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever.

Speaking of ''Kenan & Kel'', it is worth mentioning that its parent series ''All That'' featured a ''Vital Information for Your Everyday Life'' sketch that had some very, very eerie foreshadowing:

{{Quote|If you're a girl and your bra is too tight, you're uncomfortable. If you're a ''boy'' and [[Muscle bra|your bra]] is too tight, I'M uncomfortable.|Lori Beth Denberg}}

The great importance of this event apparently warranted recording as a story, "[[My big 18th party]]".

Years later, when asked by [[Kacey]] what did he do with his high school friends, Chris could not recall meeting them outside of school at any instance other than his 18th birthday.<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> Likewise, a former Manchester High alumna who attended this birthday cannot recall any other instance in which she and the rest of Chris's high school friends ever hung out with him outside of school.<ref name>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking]]</ref> Chris has stated if he were to give advice to a younger version of himself, he would tell 18 year old Chris that the gal pals he was with were hired by Bob and that he deserves better friends then the gal pals.

===2003, 21st birthday===
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|And now the worst...]]

If the above birthday was Chris's best, then this one was probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only present Chris received was his professor kicking him out of his [[PVCC|college]] [[Chris and English|English]] class. All wasn't lost, however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will [[Barbara Chandler|put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity]].

===2005, 23rd birthday===
Chris documented this birthday in an issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash#Chris's 23rd Birthday|Sonichu's News Dash]]''. It took place at the mall and was attended by his parents, as well as "a couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her religion". He was treated like a child, and loved every second of it.

The gal-pal who is "undatable, due to her religion" is most likely [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]. Chris has met her prior to his 23rd birthday,<ref>As can be inferred from the fact that [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]] was published on 5 [[2005#February|February 2005]], prior to Chris's birthday.</ref> and he likewise describes Mormons like Anna as undatable.<ref>[[MySpace messages#Jalena]]</ref>

===2007, 25th birthday===
[[Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|thumb|Chris's 25th birthday and [[DVD]] launch party.]]
To celebrate this milestone, Chris recorded an [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|IMPORTANT MESSAGE]], inspiring girls, boys, and dudes of all teenages with the many lessons he has learned from his quarter-century of experience.

===2008, 26th birthday===
It's unknown what Chris did for his birthday on 24 February [[2008]], although a week later [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] wrote to him saying ''"Yeah that [[internet]] thing is getting very much out of hand and would like to ask if you could please take down or remove anything that has to do with me from any of your websites. I don't want to appear on those sites as well."'' A while later she discovered that [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] was meant to be a picture of her. Chaos ensued.

===2009, 27th birthday===
Chris's 27th birthday coincided with the burial of his late [[Aunt Corrina]]. Undoubtedly, this cast a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to [[Obesity|stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes]] instead of [[Chris and death|mourning]] the loss of his aunt. He would later go on to complain in [[Mumble 9]] about how Aunt Corrina ruined his special day by selfishly dying. He did receive some birthday money, which he used to fund his [[Ohio trip]].

===2010, 28th birthday===
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|called in and congratulated him]], being the all-around nice guy that he is. Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#Hey, Vivian — 11 February|had been saving $100]] to pay for a prostitute as a birthday present for himself, but he ultimately abandoned that idea after [[The Wallflower]] became his friend and he assumed he would be allowed to have sex with her for free.

===2011, 29th birthday===
The events were unknown due to his hiatus from the [[Internet]], but somewhere around this time is when Chris began to [[Tomgirl Pictures|embrace his feminine side]].

* '''''Sonichu'' Canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is distributed into the world's water supply on this day.

===2012, 30th birthday===
[[File:30_year_old_virgin.png|thumb|A must-see!]]
Chris entered his fourth decade in [[2012]]. The [[28 October 2011]] crimes still cast a shadow. Being the affluent [[Sony]] fanboy that he is, Chris bought himself a [[PlayStation Vita]] and a copy of ''Asphalt Injection'' (a critically-panned racing title that is the worst-reviewed title in the ''Asphalt'' franchise).

Leaked [[Facebook statuses]] revealed that Chris was not looking forward to this birthday. On 30 January, he expressed his frustrations about soon becoming a 30-year-old virgin, and a little more than a week later Chris announced on 11 February that he had no plans for his birthday.

===2013, 31st birthday===
[[Trolling]] was on Chris's mind on this birthday: he watched the slasher film about trolls ''[[Wikipedia:Smiley (2012 film)|Smiley]]'' two days before, and the day after his birthday he called out [[My Little Pony|Tara Strong]] for "promoting trolling".

===2014, 32nd birthday===
Chris and his mother were staying in their [[Rental House|temporary house]] while [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] was undergoing repairs after its [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fiery destruction]]. Chris was recovering from bronchitis. It was a quiet birthday. He worked on his [[LEGO]] [[high school]], watched the ''Back to the Future'' movies, and got some free ice cream at IHOP.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Birthday]]</ref>

===2015, 33rd birthday===
Chris took to [[Facebook]], asking for a "very much required" $300 Lego set, along with ''two'' $70 Bikini Bottom sets – because he wants to make use of one piece from each set. His given motive is that he "may reconsider [his] feelings upon the lot of you" (note that the condition is that he ''may'' reconsider his feelings – [[Chris and negotiation|it's not guaranteed]], but you'll have to send him $400 in Lego blocks to find out). Unsurprisingly, Chris did not receive the gifts he asked for.

===2016, 34th birthday===
After months of living on the profits from his overpriced art and excessive donations from remorseful trolls, much like the year before, Chris's 34th birthday ended up being marked by lavish demands on his part. [[2016|This year]], he made an "[[Chris and negotiation|offer]]" to his fanbase: if they sent him a [[PS4]] bundle of his choosing for his birthday, he would in turn give them a $500 discount on his wide selection of shit on [[Etsy]]. Whether Chris even ''has'' $500 worth of merchandise that anyone would want to buy, or whether they would receive their purchases in a timely manner, is an exercise left to the reader.

Needless to say, February 24 came and went, with no PS4 forthcoming. The following day, Chris caught some Christorians off-guard by revealing ([[Update: 2/25/16|in the most lulzy fashion]]) that he had seriously expected strangers on the internet to fork out hundreds of dollars for the birthday <s>boy</s> [[Tomgirl|girl]]. Not only that, but [[Weens|some]] had even chosen instead to taunt him by sending him unactivated gift cards and used lottery tickets. And what happened then? Well, in [[CWCville]] they say – that the Mayor's massive [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] shrank three sizes that day.

Chris eventually purchased his own PS4 when nobody took him up on his "generous offer", but nonetheless pretended that he'd received it as a gift from an employee of the company he bought it from, in an apparent attempt to troll the trolls and/or rewrite history so he can continue believing that he has a massive <s>[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|terrorist]] [[Chaotic Combo|organization]]</s> fanbase who love him and would do ''anything'' for him, even if it breaks the law. And sure enough, he's tried to use them for just that, in the past, inciting them to [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|vandalism and even violence]].

Ultimately, many found it simultaneously funny and sad that Chris had to make up his own [[white knight]].

===2017, 35th birthday===
Turning 35 seemed to awaken a nostalgic mood in Chris; he [[A_browsing_around_an_ol%27_playground|visited an old playground]], talked about [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[high school]], and looked up [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] on Facebook in the preceding weeks. The day after, Facebook showed him a video of Facebook friends wishing him a happy birthday.<ref>[[February_2017_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===2018, 36th birthday===
Not much happened this year, only that Chris commented about Christian Love Day on his Twitter and Facebook.

===2019, 37th birthday===
Chris tweeted a picture of his cake and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] sang "Happy Birthday" to him.

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===2020, 38th birthday===
Chris requested on Twitter that one of his enablers buy him ''Pokémon Shield''. He later asked for "something well-crafted; magic/healing stones" or just cold, hard cash.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

On the day, he [[Tweeted]] a [[Spanish]] birthday message and an image of him and orbiters forming a heart:
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==Birthday Gallery: Witness the Evolution==
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Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|Age 5: Cute kid, right?
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Age 14.
Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|Age 17.
Image:0491-CWC18th23.jpg|Age 18.
Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|Age 19.
Image:0599-CWC20-4.jpg|Age 20.
Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|Age 21.
Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|Age 22.
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|Age 23.
Image:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg|Age 24.
Image:0940-CWCsAppreaciation.JPG|Age 25.
Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|Age 26: Cute kid, right?
File:Chris27a.PNG|Age 27.<ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>
File:Chris27.PNG|Age 28.<ref name="lovedayvid"/>
File:TG9.jpg|Age 29.
File:Christran1.jpg|Age 30.
File:Chris march2013.jpg|Age 31.
File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|Age 32.
File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|Age 33.
File:CWC34.png|Age 34.
File:Cwcfeb17.jpg|Age 35.
File:CWC holding Prequel fancomic.jpg|Age 36.
ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|Age 37.
Feb220.jpg|Age 38.
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=="Christian Love Day"==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally TRUE and HONEST, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all).]]
Many people see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Chris and his Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentine's Day, but celebrated exclusively by STRAIGHT folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he "feels like" it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Chris and reality|he wills it]] and it's also Mexican Flag Day. However, Chris provides no details on how to celebrate, nor does he put any effort into garnering publicity beyond [[Christian Love Day (video)|one lone video]].

In [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], the holiday gains slightly more credence, along with some disturbing moral stipulations. It is on this day that the homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of its denouement would be nationally recognized, or he [[Chris and reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].

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{{Quote|Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on.|[[Chris]] on the late [[PandaHalo]].<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|And dying is not happening with me; I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years.|Chris, over 10 years later, being absolutely delusional on [[Discord]].<ref>[[Discord#Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years]]</ref>}}

[[Image:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace...?]]

'''Death''' is a concept that Chris has a notably hard time understanding and/or coping with, be it the death of a [[Bob Chandler|human]] or an [[Patti Chandler|animal]], or even a [[Simonla Rosechu|fictional character]].

His poor reactions to death most likely come from Chris's near-inability to emphasize (a common symptom of [[autism]]), and childish thought patterns. Children often don't understand death, usually just thinking it's "like sleeping forever", "just leaving", or in recent years, "merged with their counterpart from [[C-197]]." Chris, being a child inside, can only resort to these clumsy analogies to understand death.

Here are the departed souls, in order from earliest to latest:

==Deaths==

===Various ancestors===
Chris claimed that, at Aunt Corrina's funeral, his ancestors wished him a safe [[Ohio trip|trip to Ohio]] to meet Julie.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

===Passengers of ''[[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|RMS Titanic]]'' (d. 1912)===
In 1912, famous passenger liner ''Titanic'' hit an iceberg on its maiden voyage from Southampton, England to New York, and resulted in the deaths of around 1,600 people. In [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]], Chris insensitively attempts to threaten [[Lars]] by destroying a [[Lego]] version of the Titanic.

===Every single victim of the World Trade Center attacks (d. 2001)===
[[File:Memory-card-15-2.jpg|200px|thumb|A Memory Card noting the tragedy, next to the Dark Arbok Pokémon card Chris had purchased on that day.]]

Chris has a very juvenile understanding of the [[wikipedia:September 11 attacks|September 11, 2001 terror attacks]] and their effect on world history. In the [[Twin Falling Towers]] video of 1 [[November 2009]], Chris makes fun of [[Clyde Cash]] and says that he is as weak as the [[Wikipedia:World Trade Center|Twin Towers]], which were primary targets in the 9/11 attacks. He then pretends that the mouse cursor is crashing into the buildings, complete with sound effects. After heavy criticism for turning a tragedy which killed 3,000 people into a childish joke, Chris [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|apologized]] and insisted his patriotism. He also equated the death of [[Kacey]]'s grandmother, who is said to have died in the attacks, to his dead dog. For literally no reason at all, the date of the attack is included in a time-travel sequence in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].

===Patti Chandler (1988–2006)===
Patti was Chris's pet dog, who died in June 2006. Chris apparently drew a picture of a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face on the signature confirming the euthanasia process.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti&diff=4455&oldid=4454 Eulogy for Patti] on the [[CWCipedia]]</ref> As seen in the image used in this article, Patti also appeared in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], immortalized as a furry character named [[Patti-Chan]]. This is particularly disturbing in that Chris has apparently decided to deny his dog the afterlife that he presumably believes in in favor of locking her in his own [[CWCville|personal hell]].

To Chris, her death is the greatest tragedy of his life, which he often compares to the deaths of other people's family members and loved ones. Unsurprisingly, every single person he has said this to has become horribly offended. In [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]], he equates [[Ryan Cash]]'s death with Patti's, and in the [[Father Call]], he equates the death of [[Matthew Devoria]]'s mother in the 9/11 attacks.

Oddly enough, Patti may have been the only being Chris ever cared about. On the 1-year anniversary of her death, Chris even broke down in tears and had to be consoled by his mother.<ref>[[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007#Chris is sad about Patti|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007]]</ref> By comparison, the "death" of any sweetheart will result in a few days of mourning at best.

It should be noted though that despite all of Chris's fondness for Patti, her memory was still not safe from being [[It's not that cold|defiled by him]].

===RocketFox's Dad (1966–2008)===
RocketFox's Dad used to be an [[alcohol]]ic, but recovered and stayed sober for ten years. However, his liver failed and he passed away in mid-October 2008. When RocketFox asked Chris for advice on how to cope, Chris considered it an "accident" and went on a spiel about how bad alcohol was.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> This is actually the first death during the [[troll]]ing, and it was mentioned to Chris to see how he would react to such news, and as mentioned, Chris did so poorly. Ryan's death and Chris's reaction cemented this.

===[[Sarah Jackson]] (1981–2008)===
A former heartsweet of Chris (and Decepticon) who was killed in a carefully executed plan by [[Optimus Prime]]. Sarah Jackson, like Patti, was used in his comic for a while as "Ms. Jackaras" in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Unlike Patti, Ms. Jackaras gets the same fate as her non-comic counterpart, and is replaced by her sister, who continues the lesson anyway. None of the ''Sonichu'' characters mourn the loss of their professor.

===Ryan Cash (1996–2008)===
Ryan was Clyde's brother who was a huge fan of the ''Sonichu'' comics. After they were delayed over and over, Ryan fell into a depression and committed suicide. Chris, of course, [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|reacted to this]] in an inconsiderate manner, telling Clyde and his family to "just move on", and marveling at his power to incite suicide. He also suggested that Clyde get a girlfriend who could make him just as happy as Ryan could have, which (disturbing implications aside) indicates that Chris seems to regard people as more or less fungible. This also helps explain why Chris seems to be able to move on so quickly when one of his online "heartsweets" meets some unfortunate demise.

===[[PandaHalo]] (d. 2009?)===
Despite her being hundreds of kilometers away from the [[Brushfire Video|bushfires]], Chris assumed PandaHalo was dead. She is actually alive and kicking but Chris still doesn't know this. Two days after her "death", he went to find another sweetheart to [[mass debate]] to, saying "It's OK though, at least I have a [[Julie|good woman]] who's willing to be by my side at this point."<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

Nine months later, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] featured a special "memorial" to PandaHalo and a sequence in which she dies (off-screen) in a building fire after saving her "Pokemon", [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[BlazeBob Sonichu]], so they wouldn't "burn with" her, not realizing that burning is an incredibly painful way to die.

More recently, Chris "dedicated" all of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to PandaHalo's memory. This would be almost touching, if the alleged dedication didn't wholly consist of how awesome Chris was for using Panda's cover artwork.

===[[Sarah May]]===
After being called "[[Julie]]" multiple times, Sarah May attempted suicide over Mumble.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> Immediately after she went offline, rather than express any concern or try to find a way to stop her, Chris told Julie (who was also in the chat), "I still have you," with a completely emotionless "oh well" attitude. Julie was playing along with Chris, and did not react to Sarah's suicide attempt in any human-like fashion either; yet, it did not occur to Chris that Julie's behavior was ''in any way'' unnatural. Chris then made an [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|immature shout-out]] to her on a YouTube video, with tears faker than all his [[sweetheart]]s combined. The only reason he offered as to why she shouldn't commit suicide was that he would be sad without her.

===[[Aunt Corrina]] (1936–2009)===
Chris's aunt Corrina had her funeral on Chris's birthday, which was also [[wikipedia:Shrove Tuesday|Shrove Tuesday]], a Christian holiday that involves eating pancakes. Needless to say, Chris cared more about the pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt.

When the "I know how to be sad because my dog died" excuse fails, Chris usually follows up with an offhand mention of his Aunt Corrina. If that fails, the deaths of his many sweethearts tends to follow.

===Clyde Cash (1976–2009)===
In early [[2009]], Chris seemed to be aware that Clyde was supposedly dead, though he was suspicious of the idea. Regardless, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009|him]], just in case.

===[[BILLY MAYS]] (1958–2009)===
In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris only seems to be upset over people blaming him for MAYS's death, and loudly denies that BILLY had ever been the mayor of CWCville. He doesn't even offer his condolences to MAYS's family. Down the line, Chris selfishly adopts the idea that MAYS was in fact his bodyguard and he died protecting Chris.

In ''Sonichu'' #9, Chris slaps in a one-page intro with BILLY saying that he was never was the Mayor, but was part of Chris's group. At the bottom was a message from Chris, asking him to "come back soon."

===[[Ivy]] (1992–2009)===
Ivy committed suicide after not being allowed to see Chris. Chris uploaded [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] as a memorial. Yes, a poorly-sung remake of Avril Lavigne's happy, bouncy pop-punk song, with lyrics changed to be about how much Chris would like women to date him. Chris included pictures of several past sweethearts in the video, making it less of a tribute to Ivy and more of a monument to Chris's failures.

Furthermore, as is unquestionably appropriate, Ivy's tragic demise was incorporated into issue #9. Rather than admit to having a hand in her suicide, Chris conjures up a magnificently gruesome accidental death, which involved having gotten her neck broken with elevator wires after falling through the elevator floor. Although this is a particularly troubling manipulation of what really happened, Chris more than makes up for it with gravitas; he gracefully, albeit belatedly, offers a tiny orange box in memory to Ivy 'O'Niel', taking pride of place underneath a backshot of [[Slaweel]] and some weird faux-[[Transformers]] actions. All of the above shows the leaps and bounds Chris has made in his appropriate handling of tragic deaths.

When confronted about this insanity in the [[Mailbag]], Chris got quite indignant, demanding to know what the questioner thought he should have done, since Ivy had died in real life and could no longer serve as Chris's [[GodJesus|God-given sweetheart]]. It's not clear whether it had ever crossed Chris's mind to keep this horrific death out of the pages of what is supposedly a comic aimed at children, or to let Ivy's character live on in CWCville like he had done for Patti and BILLY.

===[[Wikipedia:Mary Jo Kopechne|Mary Jo]] (d. 2009)===
In a [[Mailbag 27#Love and loss|mailbag]], Chris was asked by a [[Wikipedia:Ted Kennedy|troubled fan]] what he should do after the death of his beloved Mary Jo.

{{quote|Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but you should move on and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the same thing a few times in the past too.|Chris, being super-sensitive.}}

Chris clearly states how he believes a death should be approached by a man (which includes finding another woman right away and a specific lack of grieving), and tells the traumatized fan that he should simply move onto a better woman since his girlfriend's death, not only being completely asinine, but also outlining that he believes women to be [[women's rights|replaceable and possibly interchangeable]].
[[Image:RIP mike.JPG|thumb|The obituary that Chris didn't even bother to read.]]

===Mike Jackson (1969–2010)===
Throughout [[January 2010]], a man named Mike Jackson sent Chris a series of friendly letters asking for advice, and then begging for help after Chris's amazingly bad advice completely ruined his life. Chris, the caring soul that he is, promised the absolute minimum amount of effort (a [[YouTube]] video) and then never made good on his word.

Distraught over Chris's total lack of action, and terrified at the risk of having his family torn to pieces, Mike [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response|died from a sleeping pill overdose]]. Mike's grieving widow generously decided to let Chris view the private obituary page set up for friends and family of the deceased, saying that Mike would have wanted her to treat Chris with respect and decency.

Chris responded to the news of Mike's death with the same copy-pasted bullshit he used to pretend he was listening to criticism. The two infamous sentences made no sense in context and demonstrated beyond the shadow of a doubt that Chris could not care less about Mike's tragic death. It was revealed in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] that Chris didn't even view Mike's obituary page, and his [[Mailbag 56#In which Chris isn't sorry at all|response]] to Mike's grieving son was all of three words long.

===Simonla Rosechu===
[[Image:SandyRosechu.jpg|80px|right|thumb|The bastard child in question.]]
During the [[Asperchu]] saga, a recurring theme was [[Evan]]'s legal claims in regard to [[Simonla Rosechu]] as a derivative of his character, [[Simonchu]]. While early demands were for Chris to edit his old strips to remove Simonla entirely from continuity, later Evan consented to letting Chris keep Simonla's early appearances, on the grounds that he kill her at a later date. Chris, not surprisingly, totally lost his shit, showing a much stronger emotional attachment to an empty, one-dimensional fictional character than he has managed for any living creature other than his dog. Finally, after being faced with the threat of legal action, Chris finally killed Simonla in issue #10, though not before she laid an egg out of wedlock with her baby-daddy [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] (though, of course, the act of laying the egg was never shown, or even mentioned), which hatched into [[Sandy Rosechu]].

Simonla's death apparently continued to haunt Chris long afterwards. This led to him [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|reviving Simonla]] around [[May 2014]], more than four years after her demise. It should be noted that, as revealed in the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls]], Chris considers cartoon characters to be real, living creatures that exist in some other world reminiscent of Toon Town from ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''. Simonla's death was as [[Chris and reality|real]] to him as that of any of his family members or sweethearts... perhaps even more so.

===[[Chandler Cats#Desi|Desi]] and [[Chandler Cats#Skittles|Skittles]] Chandler (precise date of deaths unknown; no later than 10 April 2010)===
In an email Chris sent to [[Jackie]], he [[Jackie E-mails#Chris is lazy, Hates simple chores|mentions having three cats]] (Lucy, Kitty and Scamper), despite the fact that he was previously known to have had two additional cats (Desi and Skittles). This suggests that by the time of the correspondence both had died, or had at least departed from [[14 Branchland Court]] in some other way. No documentation exists of Chris's reaction to their loss.

===[[Wikipedia:Murder of Yeardley Love|Yeardley Love]] (1987–2010)===
Yeardley Love was a lacrosse player for [[University of Virginia|UVA]] who was murdered. Chris uploaded a [[05142010|video]] discussing the story (which he probably just saw on television for a few minutes), but didn't even bother to say her name. He also stated that the murderer should get 20 years in prison for the shock of the murder, which is twice his desired punishment for [[Tobacky|smoking]]. Later in the video, [[Chris and his Ego|he rerouted the subject towards himself]] and stated how everyone needed to be sympathetic of him and his autism and that he's not a bad man. In other words, he used the death of a girl he never knew in an attempt to make himself look good.

===[[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)===
After a long battle with heart failure, Bob's life came to an end while he was being hospitalized in the [[wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]]'s ICU.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 Bob's Obituary] (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> The fact that on the day Bob died Chris posted an online [[attraction sign]] in the form of a [[Facebook#What I am looking for in a woman|Facebook note]] reflects poorly on him. However, he later told [[Jackie]] that ''"my heavier cries from my father's passing is really hitting me bad"'', and lamented that in a previous [[dream]] the Grim Reaper had promised that he would not claim Bob until 2015.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref>

In a March 31, 2012 Facebook message, Chris expressed a desire for Bob's ghost to haunt the dreams of anyone who doesn't like him, putting him on the exact same level as his dead dog. While this was an understandable reaction to discovering "plans" that trolls were going to dig her up, or discovering a webcomic that contained what he considered a mockery of her memory, his threat to send Bob's ghost after people is equal parts disrespectful and unreasonable.

In a [[Facebook]] post from [[June 2013|June]] of [[2013]], Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "[[Jerkop|serve and protect]]" [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]. Knowing Chris, this presumably means that he sat around in [[Chris's room|his room]] playing [[vidya]] while his elderly father did most of the [[Chores|work around the house]].

===Victims of the November 2015 Paris terror attacks===
In wake of the shootings and bombings in Paris on November 13, 2015, Chris [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|responded on Facebook]] and expressed remorse in his own simple way, but equated the real-life atrocity which killed over 120 people with the actions of a "cartoon villain", suggesting he still has a poor grasp of the difference between reality and fantasy. Included was the image of Sonichu and Rosechu in front of the American flag in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

===Stan Lee (1922–2018)===
On 12 [[November 2018]], with the advent of the death of famed comic legend Stan Lee, Chris stated that he merged with his Universe C-197 counterpart.

===Barbara Chandler (1941–202?)===
Barbara, much like Bob before his death, has been experiencing many illnesses in the past few years. Barbara was [[Obesity|obese]], and this contributes to her poor health, examples of which include oversleeping and bed sores. In [[August 2013]], Chris revealed that Barbara is now a breast cancer survivor, which reveals that she suffers from far more serious health problems than initially thought. It may not be long before Barb keels over as well, which would ultimately leave Chris with no coddling matriarch to provide support for or keep him company, and in the grander scheme of things, without parents.

Even today, where everyone's favorite manchild will go from there remains a mystery, especially since it was revealed in an [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|October 2013 Facebook post]] that Chris considers Barbara to be one of the few people who gives meaning and purpose to his life.

Alongside Bob, who Chris entered a protracted period of grieving for after his passing, Barb is one of the few people in Chris's life that he cares about enough to genuinely fear her passing, and Barb has used this to manipulate Chris into following orders on multiple occasions; one such instance of this was in 2011 (prior to Bob's death), in which she threatened to commit suicide if Chris committed the [[Chris and Religion|ungodly sin]] of visiting [[MAGfest]] in Maryland that year. Terrified and distraught, Chris backpedalled, receiving only more guilt-tripping and a payment on some [[vidya]] as a consolation prize.<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>

In [[November 2015]], Chris released [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], where he addressed [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "her time runs out".

In [[June 2016]], Chris released [[Donations Requested, Please.|two]] [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|videos]] in which he asks for donations for Barb's asthma medication; here, Barb appears somewhat unresponsive and barely conscious, and Chris says she likely won't make it "through the rest of this month". While Chris could just be exaggerating just to get more free money, one cannot deny that Barb's physical appearance is the worst it's ever been, so his prognosis just might be accurate. Regardless, Chris shows flagrant indifference to her imminent demise.

In [[November 2019]], Chris posted a tweet where he fantasizes about the death of his mother, imaging her becoming a part-human/part-Rosechu hybrid after death, in the same vein he believed that Bob reincarnated into Robertchu after death.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190686432047837184</ref>

===Chris himself (1982–20??)===
Given Chris's notoriously [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|bad diet]], lack of [[Chris and health|activity]], [[14 Branchland Court|hygiene]] or [[Chris and the Internet|social interaction]], on top of a complete lack of [[Love Quest|motivation]] or [[Chris and remorse|concern]] for anything other than himself, it is generally considered unlikely that Chris will live very far into his forties should he persist in his current lifestyle.

However, there is a likelihood that like Bob, who lived into his mid-eighties despite suffering from (and eventually passing away as a result of) [[Heart level|heart failure]] and alcoholism, he may be genetically disposed to lead a long, albeit miserable life.

{{quote|And Believe Me, IN DREAMS, and even IN MOMENTS within my mind while AWAKE, I HAVE SEEN AND FELT That Death Light. Not only is it the Most Horrifying Thing Ever, but I am [[Chris and English|LOOOONG NOT READY FOR IT YET]].|Chris, on his visions of death.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Size does not matter. (CCS)|ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]</ref>}}

In a conversation with the CWCipedia Sysop, Chris once mentioned that he had been receiving recurring visions of himself walking into a bright light, which he one day hoped would be prevented from appearing by getting a sweetheart. After the surreal conclusion of the love quest in 2018, it is unknown if he still gets these visions.

In a Facebook post on 30 [[October 2013]], Chris stated that he had become so [[stress|stressed]] out (specifically, over [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|the revelation]] that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pal|gal-pals]] did not actually like him much at all), that he had contemplated killing himself multiple times. According to Chris, the only reasons he did not go through with it are [[Barbara Chandler|painfully]] [[Clover and Snoopy|obvious]]. This shows just how much Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentality]] has drained, and how badly he needs the professional help he so stubbornly refuses to get. Of course, this could well be Chris exaggerating and trying to gain pity as he has done in the past, and as his mother allegedly also has (or at least, used to have) a habit of doing. In all seriousness, however, suicide is no laughing matter, and this should be looked at with caution.

In late [[2014]], Chris actually came quite close to being hospitalized, as a serious infection had developed around a [[Un-clit|piercing below his duck]] that he had received earlier in the year. Thankfully, though, Chris came to his senses and permanently removed the piercing, and had the infection treated.

In the aftermath of the 2016 U.S. presidential election, Chris made comments and videos containing death threats to Donald Trump where he repeatedly justified wishing for Trump's death by saying [[Bob Chandler|"men die earlier than women".]] Based on his past experience with [[September 2011|his father dying sooner than his mother]].

In a 2019 Discord chat between his fantasy enablers, Chris had claimed that he is set to live for thousands of years<ref>[[Discord#Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years]]</ref>.

===Sonichu (2000–????)===
One of the very few things that Chris seems to care about the death of besides himself is [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his pals. Since Chris believes all cartoon characters exist in some universe, and he had created Sonichu's, he feels that if he were to reboot the comics, that would mean that Sonichu and his friends would all die, and that they would all reincarnate into their newer rebooted versions, as hinted in a July 23, 2017 Twitter post.<ref>[[July 2017 Patreon posts#Delay on pages, no plans to reboot Sonichu|July 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref> Being his love and joy, the last thing on Chris' mind would be to kill his creations, but yet is perfectly fine with freezing them in time with his hiatus on the series.

Ironically, even when Chris inevitably does pass on and go to meet [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|GodBear]], he will still be remembered; not only for his life and the many [[Sagas|humorous misadventures]] in it, but for his comics. Thus, it can be said that Sonichu will never truly die.

==Suicide==
There are many problems that have caused some followers to worry that Chris may kill himself, to escape the pain of his incredibly miserable real life and go to [[CWCville]] forever:

*Chris is almost 40 years old, with no real income, no savings, no qualifications, and a lot of debt.
*Chris gets bullied and manipulated by [[weens]] on a regular basis, and his only friends exist in his imaginary world: Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] is so tenuous, that he now rejects offers of friendship from genuine people in favor of [[enablers]], who play along with his beliefs before bailing out at first sign of trouble (such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]).
*Chris’s only real relative is [[Barb]], who is nearly 80 years old and also deep in debt: with no confirmed plans by other family members to take Chris in, there are growing concerns that the mounting debt (worth over $155,000) could lead to the so-called "Homeless Saga" when Barb dies.
*Chris has little to no chance of getting a [[job]] or a [[sweetheart]], with over a decade of unsavory information about him on the internet, and weens and A-Logs who regularly try to get him banned or fired from every place that he visits or works.
*Chris originally did not know about the CWCki, and therefore was unaware that all his sweethearts (such as [[Kim Wilson]]) were actually trolls: Chris actually considered suicide in October 2013, after discovering that past events and friends were nothing more than trolls or paid acquaintances.

However, there are a number of reasons why [[Chris]] still has a general interest in life, despite all the trouble that he went through:

*Chris still gets positive publicity, such as Sonichu’s appearance in [[Sonic Rebuilt]] in March 2020: there are also "mainstream" observers like dodie and Harry Partridge, as well as those who just want to know how Chris crowbars CWCville and his characters into reality.
*The [[Dimensional Merge]], while semi-apocalyptic, is not a death cult like Jonestown: Chris believes that he can travel between dimensions without having to die. Furthermore, he believes that his imaginary world will teleport into the real world, and not the other way.
*Although enablers have not been helpful to Chris’s already tenuous grasp on reality, many of them act like they care about him, to such an extent that they may have unwittingly discouraged Chris from kicking the bucket.
*Actually committing suicide is not easy: hanging can be long and painful, slitting wrists can be very long and very painful, and it is not easy to acquire firearms or poison.
*In October 2013, Chris ruled out suicide, not only because of Barb and his pets, but also because of his belief (at the time) that suicide would leave him in Limbo.

==Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven==
Following the [[Idea Guys]] saga, which affirmed to Chris his [[dimension]] beliefs, Chris began to think of alternate dimension [[C-197]] as Heaven. He stated that he believes his deceased pets have reincarnated as characters<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]], the Cats or Dogs question</ref> and that his father is "alive again".<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref> He also stated that Marvel writer Stan Lee's soul had merged with his C-197 counterpart.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062065071654928385</ref>

So sure was Chris in this that he even tried to console a woman whose father passed away by telling her that her father's soul had likely gone to C-197.<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Reacts to Death]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Lack of empathy]]
*[[Death threats]]

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Dead]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs

2020-07-22T23:04:43Z

JoSona6: Added pipping to the summaries

The '''[[BlueSpike]] Skype conversations''' took place from 4 [[January 2009|January]] to 27 [[February 2009]].

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! #
! Dates
! Topics
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]]
| 4-18 January
| Threesome, Hacking of [[sonichu.net]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]]
| 19-22 January
| Reaffirmation of [[Chris]]'s heterosexuality, Vodoo dick, [[Clyde Cash]], [[PandaHalo]], Rights to [[Sonichu]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]]
| 28 January - 4 February
| [[Chris]] wants to hire an attorney, setting up of [[Mumble]], [[PandaHalo]], Sexual fantasies, child with [[Julie]], interrogation of [[Julie]], [[Family Guy]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]]
| 5-6 February
| [[Julie]] doesn't trust [[Sarah May]], [[Chris]] coming out of the closet video discussion, [[Max]] gives [[Julie]]'s [[PSN]] password as a gift for Chris coming out, Chris tells why he can't get rid of his [[toys]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]]
| 7-11 February
| [[Chris]] wants to use [[PSN]] instead of [[mumble]], [[Chris]] cleans his room, Chris wants to see [[Julie]]'s ID and face, [[Chris]] gets a letter from [[Nintendo]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]]
| 12 February
| [[Chris]] receives [[fanmail]], [[Chris]] asks [[Rocky]] to do a better job of finding him a [[job]], [[Chris]] says [[god]] will support him and [[Julie]], [[Chris]] creates [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]]
| 13 February
| [[Chris]] is sad about [[PandaHalo]], [[Julie]] wants to cybersex, [[Chris]] says he stopped giving a shit about [[PandaHalo]] after he cried about her loss a few days ago, [[Julie]] wants to cybersex again
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]]
| 14 February
| [[Chris]] wet himself while playing [[Animal Crossing]] and thinking about [[Julie]], [[Chris]] made a [[LBP]] level for Valentines day, Lots of cybersex.
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]]
| 16-17 February
| [[Julie]] requests for a sex tape, [[Julie]] again requests for [[Chris]] to make a video showing his strength.
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]]
| 18 February
| [[Chris]] talks about [[Sarah May]]'s suicide, THE SEXTAPE IS RELEASED, [[Chris]]'s wisdom teeth are in a jar of [[alcohol]].
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]]
| 20 February
| [[Chris]] receives [[Julie]]'s letter, [[Chris]] hopes [[Aunt Corina]]'s funeral doesn't overlap with his [[birthday]], [[Julie]] asks for a video and gives her address.
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]]
| 23 February
| [[Chris]] believes [[Molvania]] is real, [[Chris]] sees [[Julie]]'s pictures for the first time, [[Max]] takes [[Julie]] to [[Clyde]].
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]]
| 24-27 February
|The prequel and sequel to [[Ohio Trip|Chris's trip to Cleveland]]
|}

{{FanChats}}
[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs

2020-07-22T22:49:14Z

JoSona6:

The '''[[BlueSpike]] Skype conversations''' took place from 4 [[January 2009|January]] to 27 [[February 2009]].

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! #
! Dates
! Topics
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]]
| 4-18 January
| Threesome, Hacking of [[sonichu.net]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]]
| 19-22 January
| Reaffirmation of [[Chris]]'s heterosexuality, Vodoo dick, [[Clyde Cash]], [[PandaHalo]], Rights to [[Sonichu]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]]
| 28 January - 4 February
| [[Chris]] wants to hire an attorney, setting up of [[Mumble]], [[PandaHalo]], Sexual fantasies, child with [[Julie]], interrogation of [[Julie]], [[Family Guy]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]]
| 5-6 February
| [[Julie]] doesn't trust [[Sarah May]], [[Chris]] coming out of the closet video discussion, [[Max]] gives [[Julie]]'s [[PSN]] password as a gift for Chris coming out, Chris tells why he can't get rid of his toys
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]]
| 7-11 February
| Chris wants to use PSN instead of mumble, Chris cleans his room, Chris wants to see Julie's ID and face, Chris gets a letter from nintendo
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]]
| 12 February
| Chris recieves fanmail, Chris asks Rocky to do a better job of finding him a job, Chris says god will support him and Julie, Chris creates the Luv Shack
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]]
| 13 February
| Chris is sad about PandaHalo, Julie wants to cybersex, Chris says he stopped giving a shit about PandaHalo after he cried about her loss a few days ago, Julie wants to cybersex again
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]]
| 14 February
| Chris wet himself while playing Animal crossing and thinking about Julie, Chris made a LBP level for Valentines day, Lots of cybersex.
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]]
| 16-17 February
| Julie requests for a sex tape, Julie again requests for Chris to make a video showing his strength.
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]]
| 18 February
| Chris talks about Sarah May's suicide, THE SEXTAPE IS RELEASED, Chris's wisdom teeth are in a jar of alcohol.
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]]
| 20 February
| Chris recieves Julie's letter, Chris hopes Aunt Corina's funeral doesn't overlap with his birthday, Julie asks for a video and gives her address.
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]]
| 23 February
| Chris believes Molvania is real, Chris sees Julie's pictures for the first time, Max takes Julie to Clyde.
|-
| [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]]
| 24-27 February
|The prequel and sequel to [[Ohio Trip|Chris's trip to Cleveland]]
|}

{{FanChats}}
[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

Pedofork

2020-07-21T19:57:56Z

JoSona6:

{{Protip|Fake Twitter DM caps made by a wannabe troll trying to incriminate Chris are circulating on Twitter}}
{{Honest}}

{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}

A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "[[Wikipedia:pedophile|pedophile]]" and "dork", is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''pædophile'' to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "[[CWC's Second Message|Madman Rising]]" video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''", known to the rest of the world as [[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]], some things still manage to remain.

[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]

At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. This is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.

Two more items of note: Joe Weston, Chris' own grandfather, was a pedofork (at age 30, he married [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]'s mother, who was half his age), and Chris himself used to wear [[pedo-glasses]].

In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shaedbase-shaedman-shaddai-shadman-prejean.17065/</ref> Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that he was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-347#post-2649620</ref> However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.

On 2 February 2018, [[Kiwi Farms]] user [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] revealed a conversation which the [[Idea Guys]] and Chris had. In this particular conversation, Chris went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with Blanc, an underage character from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children – all three of them are underage, being 11–12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with Mimi Rosechu while wearing a strap-on to hide the [[duck|ugly growth]] and rubbing the space between his legs with the [[china|genitals]] of Mimi... Robbie is canonically 11. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Set2Pic4.jpg In this image], his canon age was seven.

[[File:CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card Pickle And BadBear.jpg|thumb|Autograph card sold by Chris in [[August 2018]], featuring a Pedobear.]]

Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what [[sex|that means]]), and Christine being "turned on" by both males and females (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018.

Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, they are still children.

The [[Idea Guys]] tricked Chris into believing that he was a pedophile. According to a member of the [[Guard Dogs]]:

{{quoteboxgreen|Well, and [the Idea Guys] also extracted blackmail material from [Chris], like making him "admit" to being a pedophile [...] (Like they were like "well, I mean, you thought your classmates were hot when you were in [[high school]], right?? so you found a minor attractive! therefore you're a pedo! QED")<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-4610502</ref>}}

In addition, [[Cryzel Rosechu]], a fictional character Chris was led to believe he was married to, was created by the Idea Guys and her age was given as 15 years old.

On 15 July 2020, [[Chris]] tweeted a creepy and sexual remark to a twitter artist named Christine Usagi(@Fluffy_TG). After Fluffy asked Chis through [[twitter]] how old he thought she was, Chris replied in his Sonichu persona thinking he was "roughly veering on 18 or 21; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times." (it's currently unknown what he meant by that last part). After the creepy reply, Fluffy_TG blocked Chris.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]