Tomgirl Pictures

2016-08-19T04:24:52Z

JoeyJoJo:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself.</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to [[Jackie|someone]] advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]
==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]]. [[File:ChrisBill.jpg|thumb|right|150px|There are probably more, but here are the major ones.]]

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even [[White knight|white knights]] can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg|I wonder what Fred Phelps would say about this....
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg|A pillar of heterosexuality, and that's [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE AND HONEST]]
File:TG22.jpg|If he wears this and claims to be straight, I'd hate to see him when he comes out of the closet.....
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at the top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings.
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
</gallery>}}
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== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
File:ChantomimeDame.png|[[TRUE and HONEST]] picture from Chris's brief stint in British theatre
File:Chris's_True_Lego_Form.png|A true and honest minifigure.
</gallery>}}
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==References==
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==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

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File:ChrisBill.jpg

2016-08-19T04:22:45Z

JoeyJoJo: JoeyJoJo uploaded a new version of File:ChrisBill.jpg

a chart stating a few similarities between Chris and fictional serial killer Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb

It's not that cold

2016-08-19T04:20:57Z

JoeyJoJo:

'''It's not that cold''', also known as '''101 2464''', is a bizarre, ''[[Random-access humor|surreal]]'' video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[August 2011]]. In it, Chris is directly outside of his house, dressed in a red [[muscle bra]] and an [[Chris and fashion|ill-fitting miniskirt]]. Chris "digs up" [[Patti]], wears her fur as a coat, and poorly hums the song "[[wikipedia:Goodbye Horses|Goodbye Horses]]" by Q Lazzarus while making references to ''[[wikipedia:The Silence of the Lambs (film)|The Silence of the Lambs]]'' (fitting, considering the extent to which Tomgirl Chris resembles Jame Gumb). However, it's far more likely that he's simply imitating a scene that parodies it from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Stew-Roids", where Chris Griffin is exposed on film doing the exact same thing.
[[File:ChrisBill.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Thankfully Chris isn't nearly intelligent enough to get away with murder.]]

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's not that cold
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTS2n3A7Gzc}}
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Redbra|text}}
| previous = [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
| next = [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Would you mount and do me.jpg|thumb|right|Reality was much more horrifying.]]
''[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest. He shakes his head]''

Ooh...brrr...ooh, sure is cold out here...ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to...k-keep me warm right now...or something.

[''Chris begins to mime digging a hole. As he starts humming, he then puts on the Safety Parka and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place'']

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you [[Patti Chandler|Patti]]! Now we are [[speech impediment|togedder]], forever.

[''continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt'']

Would you fuck me, [[/cwc/|789chan]]? I'd fuck me.

[''Chris pats his ass, continues humming and begins to dance around like [[Wikipedia:Buffalo Bill (character)|Buffalo Bill]] before sauntering over to the camera'']

I'd--[''The video cuts off before Chris continues'']

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Silence Of The Chris-Trans
| video = {{#ev:youtube|JIZkf_hKGmA}}
| maker = KeithTheL00N
| stardate = 10 August 2011
| type = Fake Movie Trailer
}}

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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = He's Baaaaaaaaaack!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UlihS-rSnV4}}
| maker = DrNurse
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| type = Welcome Home Tribute
}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]|nextlink=[[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-09 i]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

File:ChrisBill.jpg

2016-08-19T04:12:34Z

JoeyJoJo: a chart stating a few similarities between Chris and fictional serial killer Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb

a chart stating a few similarities between Chris and fictional serial killer Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb

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Tomgirl Pictures

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It's not that cold

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