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Destruction Of Chris' House

2014-01-11T12:46:07Z

JohnConstantine: Added a Chronology of Events based on the information we know so far; does not include Chris email 'press release'.

{{Quote| FIRE! 2:00 AM. 911 arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; bathroom; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but my mom, both dogs, me, and Lucy and my iPhone, shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.|Chris, January 10 2014}}

On January 10, 2014, Chris claimed via Facebook that his house was destroyed by a fire. This was confirmed later that day when a local TV news broadcast gave a brief report on the incident.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==Order of Events==
As information about the blaze is still sketchy, this chronology is a speculation of the order of events based on what knowledge is known about the fire:

- 2:00am: The fire begins. A local news station reporting on the blaze states the fire began around 3:00am. Chris was operating a coffee brewer in the bathroom at the time when sparks erupted from the power socket.

- 2:00-2:10am: Chris evacuates the household, along with Barbara and the Chandler pets. Somewhere at this point, emergency services are called. However, it seems unlikely that this was all done within the 10 minute window from when the fire supposedly started and when the fire department arrived, especially considering how cluttered the house is. It's more likely that the fire started slightly earlier than 2:00am, and that time was when Chris called emergency services.

- 2:10am: Local fire fighters arrive at the scene. It is as of yet unknown how long it took to put the blaze out, but since it was still dark by the time the news crew arrived to report on the fire (which had already been put out), it was still dark outside. Therefore, we can assume it took no more than 2 or 3 hours to extinguish the blaze.

- 5:22am: Chris first breaks the news about the house fire. He commented twice on the post in quick succession, lamenting the loss of personal belongings and the memories of his home, as well as stating he was able to salvage his mother's medication and his wallet. At the time of the posting, he was boarding with a generous neighbour.

- 7:10am: Chris posted an angry comment on the Keurig Facebook page, producer of the coffee brewer, blaming faulty wiring in the product for creating the spark that created the fire. Chris then admitted to operating the coffee brewer within the bathroom after responding to a comment from his friend William Elliott Waterman, who vainly tried to calm Chris down and not seek vengeance so soon after the fire.

- ??: An email from Chris is released giving more information about the event. It is revealed that Chris and Barbara were allowed to enter the house and retrieve necessities for living from the house, and are currently receiving accommodation from their insurer while investigation and "repairs" are conducted. Of note is that Chris was able to retrieve his 3DS, which is still functional, giving hope to the possibility that his room may still be intact or undamaged by the blaze.

==Nature of the Blaze==
The cause of the fire is still being investigated.

According to Chris, the fire started in the downstairs bathroom, and was of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|electrical]] nature; most likely due to faulty wiring or from the short-circuiting of some electrical device. Chris, soon after making the initial posts, left a comment on the Facebook page of Keurig Coffee and Brewers, blaming the coffee brewer's faulty wiring for having "sparked my power socket" and starting the blaze.

Why Chris was brewing coffee at 2am in his bathroom is not yet known, but it is likely due to his "biological clock" and the piles of junk cluttering his kitchen.

==Victims and Survivors==
Chris reports that he, his mother, his pet dogs and Lucy the Cat escaped the blaze unharmed. It is unknown as of yet what has happened to the remaining Chandler pets; whether they were deceased prior to the blaze, or whether they were tragically lost in the fire. Many of the cats spend much of their time outdoors and could be presumed to have survived if they were alive at the time of the fire.

According to the news report, one of the firefighters suffered minor, unspecified injuries while putting out the fire.

==Destruction of Property==
From what Chris has written so far, it can be assumed that the Chandler's escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to save his wallet, medication for his mother, as well as some clothes and shoes, as well as his iPhone. Since the fire, Chris has also been observed on Miiverse, suggesting that he also managed to save his 3DS at some point.

Until more information is released, we can assume that anything else in 14 Branchland Court is potentially lost to either the fire or to the water used to put it out.

==What This Means For Chris==
In an email, Chris claimed he and his mother are staying in a hotel until the house is repaired.

Destruction Of Chris' House

2014-01-10T12:39:35Z

JohnConstantine:

Destruction Of Chris' House

2014-01-10T10:55:33Z

JohnConstantine:

Destruction Of Chris' House

2014-01-10T10:37:12Z

JohnConstantine: Created page with "On January 10, 2014, Chris reported on Facebook that his house was destroyed in a house fire."

On January 10, 2014, Chris reported on Facebook that his house was destroyed in a house fire.

Tour of Chris's House II

2013-12-12T09:48:50Z

JohnConstantine: /* Transcript */

In this video, leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] on 11 December [[2013]], [[Chris]] provides a '''second tour of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]]''' and the property that it's on, showing how it has deteriorated even further since [[Tour of Chris's House|the first house tour video]] in [[March 2009]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tour of Chris's House II
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WIGTdQhhxCA}}
| stardate = 11 December [[2013]]
| subject = [[14 Branchland Court]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Sounds of clutter can be heard as Chris steps over a pile of trash.''] Mmph... Mmph. What you just seen was the living room, pretty where my mom and I are in, ([[Stress sigh|''Sighs'']]) then what's been... what's blocked off the other side of the... actually that... actually that was the family room in it's entirety, both halves. But, the other half, the second half was blocked.

And then the bathroom down here and [''Struggles over the garbage blocking the passage''], pretty much the, that's pretty much the utility room, laundry, and back door, which that too is blocked. So freakin' cluttered in here, in this house. [''Grunts repeatedly'']

[[Bob Chandler|Mr. C]], my father, had to have narrow passageways, but they were not this narrow. Anyway uh, steps going to up the front door right there, and then more steps going up... ([[Chris and health|''Pants heavily'']]) Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the Resident Evil refrigerator right there. I use the term Resident Evil because in Japan, Resident Evil video game is called Biohazard. And the one I cleaned recently.

That's as much of the living room as you can see above... To, above this lot, which essentially consists of two couches, hardly been used. [''Sighs'']

Bu- way through this narrow hallway, upstairs bathroom with bathtub and shower, pretty much [[April 16 Fetish Vids|hasn't changed]] since the (Unintelligible) since the trolls first saw it. [''Sighs'']

And this is [[Chris's Room|my room]], obviously. Lot more cleaner than it is now, lot more clearer than the rest of the house, actually right now. Couch under that pile. Um, I'll make the bed shortly after. Anyway that's pretty much the inside of the house.

I guess I better show... I guess I better show you the outside as well. [''Bends down to pick up what appears to be a plastic lighter.''] (Unintelligible) [''Sighs as he knocks something else to the floor.'']

D'oh. [''Sighs again''] Droppin' everything. It's so crowded in here! [''Sighs''] Hoarding mom and dad and... everything... [''Sighs''] Cluttered, freaking cluttered.

[''Chris descends the stairs and opens the front door.'']

Hey [[Chandler cats|Scamper]]! Yep, and we just exit the front of the house to the front yard. And there's accessible portion of the day lily garden.

That's essentially the front of the house. Yeah, that's... Yeah, I think the front yard is more cluttered than the back yard. Eh, there's garden shed. Pretty much not used n-nowadays.

My father liked to spend time in there. Yeah, trees cluttering up par-... cluttering up the gardens. And, driveway... more dead than the garden patch. There goes...

And, you saw the pen in the back yard earlier. Mmkay, so that's pretty much, that's the- well, actually there's one room I missed. One room I missed.

[''Chris re-enters the house and descends the stairs, approaching a wall of clutter. He places the camera in a small hole in the wall, revealing an entire room behind it.'']

And behind this... door frame is... music room. Cluttered in there too. So yeah, I'm not too proud of the state of the house. Okay? So that's pretty much everything right now.

==See also==
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
==References==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|nextlink=Current|}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris's house]]

Tour of Chris's House II

2013-12-12T09:15:58Z

JohnConstantine: /* Transcript */

In this video, leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] on 11 December [[2013]], [[Chris]] provides a '''second tour of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]]''' and the property that it's on, showing how it has deteriorated even further since [[Tour of Chris's House|the first house tour video]] in [[March 2009]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Tour of Chris's House II
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WIGTdQhhxCA}}
| stardate = 11 December [[2013]]
| subject = [[14 Branchland Court]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Sounds of clutter can be heard as Chris steps over a pile of trash.''] Mmph... Mmph. What you just seen was the living room, pretty where my mom and I are in, ([[Stress sigh|''Sighs'']]) then what's blocked off the other side of the uh, well actually that was the family room in it's entirety, both halves. But, the other half, the second half was blocked.

And then the bathroom down here and, pretty much the, that's pretty much the utility room, laundry, and back door, but that too is blocked. So freakin' cluttered in here, in this house. [''Grunts repeatedly'']

[[Bob Chandler|Mr. C]], my father, had to have narrow passageways, but they were not this narrow. Anyway uh, steps going to up the front door right there, and then more steps going up... ([[Chris and health|''Pants heavily'']]) Kitchen very much blocked off over with the Resident Evil refrigerator right there. I use the term Resident Evil because in Japan, Resident Evil video game is called Biohazard. And the one I cleaned recently.

That's as much of the living room as you can see above... Above this lot, which essentially consists of two couches, hardly been used. [''Sighs'']

Bu- way through this narrow hallway, upstairs bathroom with bathtub and shower, pretty much hasn't changed since the trolls first saw it.

And this is my room, obviously. Lot more cleaner than it is now, lot more clearer than the rest of the house, actually right now. Couch under that pile. Um, I'll make the bed shortly after. Anyway that's pretty much the inside of the house.

I guess I better show you the outside as well. [''Bends down to pick up what appears to be a plastic lighter.''] (Unintelligible) [''Sighs as he knocks something else to the floor.'']

D'oh. [''Sighs again''] Droppin' everything. It's so crowded in here! [''Sighs''] Hoarding mom and dad, everything... [''Sighs''] Cluttered, freaking cluttered.

[''Chris descends the stairs and opens the front door.'']

Hey [[Chandler cats|Scamper]]! Yep, and we just exit the front of the house to the front yard. And there's the accessible portion of the day lily garden.

That's essentially the front of the house. Yeah, I think the front yard is more cluttered than the back yard. Eh, there's the garden shed. Pretty much not used nowadays.

My father liked to spend time in there. Yeah, trees cluttering up the gardens. Driveway... more (Unintelligible) the garden patch. There goes...

And, you saw the pen in the back yard earlier. Mmkay, so that's pretty much, that's the- well actually there's one room I missed. One room I missed.

[''Chris re-enters the house and descends the stairs, approaching a wall of clutter. He places the camera in a small hole in the wall, revealing an entire room behind it.'']

And behind this... door frame is... music room. Cluttered in there too. So yeah, I'm not too proud of the state of the house. Okay? So that's pretty much everything right now.

==See also==
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
==References==
<references/>
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]|nextlink=Current|}}
{{Videos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Chris's house]]

November 2013 Facebook Posts

2013-12-09T23:29:27Z

JohnConstantine:

The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted in [[November 2013]].

==Summary==
* 4 November 2013 - Chris offers further rationalizations and recriminations concerning [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]]. It would seem as if Chris is finally [[Chris_and_remorse|accepting responsibility for his actions]], but then he unintentionally back-pedals by forgiving [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for what they did to ''him''.
* 4 November 2013 - Chris follows up with the latest in a long line of apologies to Megan for his "wishful thinking." He misattributes a quotation from "I Hate Myself For Loving You" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
* 6 November 2013 - Chris posted a link to a LEGO site and posted that he wanted LEGO's attention. It's revealed that his video is part of yet another [[Chris and contests|contest]].
* 12 November 2013 - Chris delivers another blanket apology. Of course, his apology is just as empty as his last one.
* 19 November 2013 - Chris posted about how he is lonely and depressed again, this time with pictures of his "steel-plated" heart and a [[PAIN_Enduring_since_October_29,_2013|poem]].
* 25 November 2013 - Chris posts 3DS friend codes for himself and, apparently, his mother, seeking connections with other Pokemon players.
* 26 November 2013 - Chris apologizes to Megan. Again. He also mopes some more about his online reputation.
* 30 November 2013 - Chris angrily denies that he and his mother had Thanksgiving dinner at a soup hotel.

==Posts by Chris==
===That Dang Drawing===
{{quotebox|4 November 2013
Listen, EVERYONE, that [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|dang drawing]] I drew late 2007 that has been going around lately; I HAVE taken responsibility for it. I stated the details in an earlier post on here; I Tore Up the Original Drawing into pieces Years Ago; I do not possess any image files of the thing; I have long regretted having drawn the dang thing. A LOT of people draw/sculpt and have drawn/sculpted naked people and those having sex play. I have not drawn anything of the sort for YEARS, and I do not intend to draw such again. Please stop giving me grief and hatred about it, my old friends let us go back to being friends, and let us all move on with our lives.

I fully forgive [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for all of their misdeeds against me.}}

===Apologies to Megan===
{{quotebox|4 November 2013
I sincerely and deeply apologize to Megan Schroeder, and everyone else who saw the drawing, for ever drawing and for ever wishfully thinking that way.
And to quote Pat Benatar, I hate myself for (EVER) loving you (Megan).}}

===Wanting LEGO's Attention===
One day after uploading a [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|video]] for the first time in years, Chris posted a link and posted that he wanted LEGO's attention. It's also revealed that his video is part of yet another contest.
{{quotebox|6 November 2013

<nowiki>http://creator.us.lego.com/en-us/Creations/Details/Default.aspx?projectid=1fcaf4ab-52b3-47ed-aa0c-e1e9f72f752d&index=1</nowiki>}}

{{quotebox|I'm interested in getting LEGO's attention as well with the full building; maybe get something for [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]], and for myself. Education is great, and it should be encouraged fully and more fully.}}

==="I'm Sorry, SO LEAVE ME ALONE!"===
{{quotebox|12 November 2013
I am very sorry for EVERYTHING! Please, Either be my Friend FOR REAL In Person, or Please, Please, Please Shut the hell up EVERYWHERE ONLINE and OFFLINE and Leave Me Alone. - [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Fishing_For_Sympathy|feeling sad, distressed and upset]].}}

One Matt Stufano replied to Chris:

{{quoteboxred|You can only apologies so much, then its time to move on. You have said your peace and that is that. My advice to you is to wipe out your " friends " list of those who don't care or continue to cause you distress. If people take pleasure in your pain then they are not someone you need around. Well all make mistakes and that's what is great about the coming of the next day; we learn from them. Hold your head up, don't feed into others warped sense of fun by acknowledging the taunts and keep moving forward. That MHS dedication is fantastic, and your looking good and things can keep going in that direction. Keep up the positivity.}}

Chris replied in turn, once again dismissing a friend's well-meaning advice and instead choosing to wallow in self-pity:

{{quotebox|That is easy for you to say; your heart does not feel triple-flattened into a void of deepest sadness after losing the only closest friends you had ever before moving on into a failure of an "adulthood". Seriously, UNLESS, I actually, FINALLY, find IN PERSON and fall in love with a pretty or beautiful, and Truly Compassionate and Caring, woman who will Have To make the first move and everything, because after ALL of the emotional damage I have experienced, it will take a [[Honesty|Honest and Truthful]] LOT to win me over. And I just feel total lack of true positivity, so ONLY in person consoling can help me even a smidge.}}

...of course, we all know [[Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F|how that will end up, won't we]]? Amusingly, Chris actually acknowledges in this response that he's [[Father Call|a failure as an adult]], which actually answers his own question as to why no women are interested in him [[Tomgirl|among]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|other]] [[Toys|things.]]

===Hurt, Lonely and Depressed For The nth Time===
Once again (unsurprisingly), Chris posted on Facebook that he's lonely and depressed. However, he posted some pictures featuring his heart, along with a [[PAIN_Enduring_since_October_29,_2013|poem]].
{{quotebox|19 November 2013
Feeling Constantly Hurt, Lonely and Depressed since October 29.}}

====The Heart Gallery====
<center>
<gallery>
File:ChrisHeart01.jpg|
File:ChrisHeart02.jpg|The picture along with the poem.
File:Chriszombie.jpg|A reposted picture of LEGO Zombie Chris for no particular reason.
</gallery>
</center>

===Pokemon Safari===
{{quotebox|25 November 2013

Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is 2836-0121-9073. If adding me, please leave your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Comments Under THIS Post; do not message me.}}

In a comment, Chris added the following:

{{quotebox|Here's another FC from this house: BarbarAnne, 4296-3385-2696. Gets you Gyarados, Octillary and Poliwhirl.}}

===The definition of insanity===
{{quotebox|26 November 2013

Listen.

I do sincerely Forgive Megan Schroeder for everything she did to me and all.}}

===The Person I Am===
{{quotebox|26 November 2013

And Everything online that makes me look bad; none of them define me for the person I am. Do Not Judge Me on anything of that sort, or what any bad person spams or says. — feeling upset.}}

Eddie Steel offered Chris the following advice:

{{quoteboxred|27 November 2013

Learn from the past, live for the future!}}

Of course, this is merely an exercise in futility, as Chris has had 5 years to learn from his past, yet has failed to learn anything.

===Thanksgiving===
{{quotebox|30 November 2013

The damn rumor is false.

For Christ's sake! My mother and I stayed at home All Day Thanksgiving Thursday; no freaking soup kitchen was involved in our lives at all.

I am too damn depressed, so please quit badgering, bullying and harassing the hell out of me. GOD!!!}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

User:JohnConstantine

2013-12-09T23:11:29Z

JohnConstantine: Created page with "Giving back to the CWCki that has given me many, many hours of entertainment."

Giving back to the CWCki that has given me many, many hours of entertainment.