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January 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-01-05T21:29:04Z

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The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Chris]] posted in [[January 2014]].

==Summary==
* 3 January 2014 - Chris reviews the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] while complaining about the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] and [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] people.
* 4 January 2014 - Chris posts about his [[Pokemon|''Pokemon X & Y'']] gameplay and rages about [[4chan]] and the [[CWCki]].

==Posts by Chris==

=== The [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] Review ===
Chris reviews and rates his Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church 5 stars:
{{quotebox|3 January 2013
The church is full of kind people who have a sense of care for others, UNLIKE the rest of [[Charlottesville, VA]] and [[Ruckersville, VA]], who are [[Chris and hypocrisy|snobbish, unfriendly and uncaring]].}}

=== Pokemon 3DS Friend Codes ===
Chris released his 3DS Friend Codes. Info has been redacted to protect his identity.

{{quotebox|4 January 2013
Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]'''; secondary name: BararAnne; 3DS Friend Code is '''[REDACTED]'''. If adding Both Codes, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in a Facebook Message, put them in the comments below, or message/comment it to me on Miiverse at SonichuChandler.}}

=== Nuzlocke ===
Chris posts another post on Facebook about Pokemon again, this time together with complaining about [[4chan]] and the [[CWCki]].

{{quotebox|4 January 2013
I'm starting up a Nuzlocke for myself with a new save file for Pok'emon Y. Regardless of the damn [[Trolls]] and 4Chan involvement; I Loathe the bunch of them, and I continue to pray for their downfall, as well as the deletion of the Cwcki and all related hate-filled stuff against me.

Following the basic rules: catching ONLY the first pok'emon in each area as I go. If it faints, though, I won't release it; I will move it to BOX 15 and never use it again beyond that point. All Pok'emon will be Nicknamed. Battle Style is on Set.

I will make occassional updates for my Nuzlocke. Feel Free to make up your own comic stories; [[Twin Falling Towers|DO NOT GO OBSCENE or OFFENSIVE]]. I am about 202 pounds right now; NOTHING of mine was EVER meant to be Adulterated on Purpose. The only reason for my comic's Adulteration was the involvement of BAD PEOPLE that should have NEVER been in my life in the first place. TROLLS! [[Megan Schroeder|MEGAN]]!! [[Mimms|MIMMS]]!!!!! 4Chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So There.

<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkP_KNu7gU4&feature=share</nowiki> }}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|So you also watch JWittz? I don't know what you mean by "adulteration" in the context of your comic. Adultery means pre-marital sex. Some of the [[Sonichu (species)|sonichus]] were doing that, but I think you're using the wrong word. I think you want to use a synonym for becoming raunchy or not suitable for children, something that's the opposite of Bowlderization.}}
Chris replied:
{{quotebox|having the sex, the Trolling issues and all input from other people. no more questions.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 1 ===
Chris then posted some posts about his gameplay in ''Pokemon X & Y''.

{{quotebox|4 January 2013
<nowiki>**Also, Please refer to the earlier Post with BOTH my Friend Codes for Friend Safari and whatnot; Message me Your FCs.</nowiki> }}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 2 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2013
Pok'emon Y: Female Character: [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]. NOT Lazy or Fat; she IS Slender and in Good Health. Starting Pok'emon: Chespin (M) named Chip. First caught Pok'emon: Bunnleby (M) named Burr. Chip is working on building up his stats on the Super Training Program with the Soccer and the Punching Bags; only one time per session up to ST Level 3 per Party Pok'emon, with all earned bags for that one. Potions will not be used in battles and will be limited. No Pokemon Amie.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 3 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2013
Completed Super Training for Chip and Burr; entered Santalune Forest; encountered and caught Pansear (M) named Firfuzz; completed S.T. for Firfuzz.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 4 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2013
Made it to Route 3; met up with Azurill (F) named Abby; completed S.T. for Abby..}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 5 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2013
Healed up at Pok'emon Center in Santaluna City.}}

=== Pokemon X & Y, Part 6 ===
{{quotebox|4 January 2013
DarnOl'[[Duck]] (Farfetch'd (M)) was easy to scratch down, but we had to Play Nice and Leer before the darn ol' duck would join our party; completed S.T. for DarnOl'Duck.}}

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Facebook]]

SingStar Challenge

2013-08-05T21:27:45Z

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{{quote|Game on. ¡Abre la contesta!|[[Solid CWC]]}}

The '''SingStar Challenge''' was a video competition phase of the [[CWCivil War]], initiated by [[Solid Chris]].

==Introduction==
[[Image:SingStar_Competition.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid|Who]] will prevail?]]

Previously, Solid (posting under the YouTube handle [[IBAChandler]]) had attempted to reestablish his TRUE and HONEST identity with videos showcasing his multiple talents. This cunning plan backfired miserably, as [[Liquid Chris]] (posting as [[CChanSonichuCWC]]) trumped each video in kind. This included playing ''[[CWC_More_Than_A_Feeling#Response|More Than a Feeling]]'' on a real [[guitar]], shaming Solid's [[CWC More Than A Feeling|''Guitar Hero'' rendition]].

Butthurt that Liquid had an actual talent, Solid recognized that the clear solution was to formalize the contest, thus eliminating such dirty tricks.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>

==SingStar Challenge Announcement==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = SingStar Challenge Announcement
| image = {{#ev:youtube|M9MF5XKiDvw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 31 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = {{ClassicShirt}} The Classic
| previous = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Sonic Boom]]
}}
</center>
 
{{collapsible|Transcript|Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge. I challenge you in a SingStar competition. The rules are simple. We are to each pick one song out of our libraries, our own playlists, and sing them verbatim with out any printed lyrics and with out any karaoke. 'Quipment.

(''picks up camera'')

And I will show you right now how fair I am. My room layout.

(''pans around his overstuffed-with-junk room'')

No karaoke equipment whatsoever.

(''camera returns to Solid in frame'')

(''[[sigh]]'') And if it-and also we must have the mp3s played behind us, so therefore no musical instruments its so-what so ever in any video. And... only... in song number five, no song before, we [''sigh''] will allow each other to pick one song and challenge the other with that song. And the deadline for each uh, up, each uploaded song is etsa-approximately 24 hours from the previous one. So your song number one will, the deadline for that will be 24 hours after I upload and p-start my first st-song. [sigh] So, with that we will soon be commencing with the first track, "Sonic Boom" [''holds up ''Sonic CD'' cover'']

(''jump cut'')

And with that I will be showing you my li'l lay out

(''camera once again turns to [[Chris's room|Solid's crap-laden room]]'')

my speakers over there,

(''camera moves to show some [[Lego]] bricks'')

my camera will sit here

(''camera moves back to Solid'')

the only thing that I ask anotherly—anotherly in this, no separate microphones but only the microphones on our webcamps. [holds up a mirror to reflect the camera]

(''jump-cut to Solid setting down the camera facing his bed and sits down into frame'')

(''jump-cut to Solid once again holding the camera on himself making the last jump cut meaningless'')

Oh, I forgot one thing, you may use your mp3 player of choice. My [[PSP]] is mine, attached to my speakers.

(''Solid once again sets down the camera'')

You may show me yours in your first video, Mr. Christian.

(''jump cut'')

Any mutiny against the rules I have set forth in this video will be [sigh] [dramatic glasses removal] not countable. And you will have to do it all over again.

(''jump cut to Solid throwing his [[glasses]]'')

And so with that

(''footage of the infamous [[That_Goatee_WILL_Grow_Back|shave]] is inserted'')

[starting to remove square medallion] Ow! [''removes square medallion, holds it up to the camera to read: '''The Good Life''''') [''starts to shave goatee dry''] [''after eleven seconds the head comes off the razor, Solid reattaches it and continues shaving, then sets razor down'']

(''jump cut'')

[''one second into new scene razor head falls off again, Solid reattaches again and continues to shave until [[Hair|goatee]] is mostly gone'']

(''jump cut'')

(''jump cut'')

—rst thing, no imported music. Which means no [[Anime|Japanese]], no [[Spanish]], no [[Wikipedia:German language|German]], no [[Chris and race|odd country]] language. Only [[English]]. Shame, would loved to play "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Star]]" or "Flame Sniper"<ref>[http://sailormusic.net/lyrics/Flame_Sniper.html]</ref> [''makes motion as if getting ready to fire an arrow from a bow'']

(''jump cut'')

And also, once a song has been sung, of that specific title, from that specific band, it will not be reusable in a future song. Neither by you, neither by me. Abide by the rules.

(''jump cut'')

[''Solid is once again holding the razor''] Game on. ¡Abre la contesta! [''Spanish for "Let the contest begin!", except that "contesta" is not a Spanish word; "¡Abre el concurso!" would be correct.'']
}}
 
{{collapsible|Rules between [[Solid Chris|The Original, Patriotic C.W.C.]] and [[Liquid Chris|the Brown-Striped Impostor C.W.C.]]|

-One Song At A Time from our individual Playlists. 
-Sing Without Printed Lyrics or Karaoke Equipment.. 
-Original MP3s must be played in background at appropriate audible volume.. 
-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or [[Guitar Hero]]/[[Wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band]]/[[Wikipedia:Rock Revolution|Rock Revolution]], etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO. .
-No Requests will be made from one Singer to the other BEFORE [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|the 5th Song]]. After the Brown One sings [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Song 4]], he may choose the Encore Track for me to sing, then I will choose his Encore Track for him to sing.. 
-Deadline for Each Player: 24 Hours from one Singer's Uploading of their Singing Video (After [[August 2009|August 5, 2009]] at Noon EST). If I upload on 12:30 PM Monday the 3rd, the deadline for the Brown One will be 12:30 PM Tuesday the 4th, and vice-versa. . 
-Use of any MP3 Players Fully Encouraged for playing the Tracks. . 
-NO IMPORTED TRACKS (No Japanese, [[Spanish]], German, etc Tracks).. 
-ENGLISH TRACKS ONLY.. 
-NO Christian Weston Chandler Tracks, such as "[[So Need A Cute Girl]]", "[[Yellow Is A Mellow Color]]", etc. . 
-Once a Song, of that Title from That Artist has been sung, it Can Not be sung again by Either Player for the remainder of the Competition. My First Track is "Sonic Boom" from Pastiche; it is forbidden for it to be sung again by either Me or the Brown One for the remainder of the competition.. 
-NO Visual/Audio Video Edits for ALL SONG VIDEOS. No Dubbing Pre-recorded Audio over Video; ONLY Smooth Video One-Take Recordings Count (multiple takes towards final video are acceptable).. 

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Failure to comply by ANY of these Rules at ANY time during the competition shall be Disqualified, and the Last Player Sung shall be Named the Winner Forever.. 
<nowiki>***</nowiki>All Scores shall be tallied from accuracy of Lyric-Matching and praise from the watching audience, Officially by Judges that myself, and the Impostor will select THREE Close People, NO MORE THAN THREE FOR EACH OF US, on [[YouTube]].. 

My List of Judges will be Noted by their YouTube Handle on [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|My First Song]] for the Competition; I ask the man in brown to list his Judges' Handles on his First Video.. 

The DEADLINE for His First Video and Judge Selection will be Wednesday, August 5 at 12:00 NOON, EST.. 

Game On!}}

==Rounds==
{| class="wikitable"
! Round
! IBAChandler's song
! CChanSonichuCWC's song
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Round 1]]'''
| "Sonic Boom" from ''Sonic the Hedgehog CD''
| "[[Wikipedia:You're Pitiful|You're Pitiful]]" by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 2|Round 2]]'''
| "[[Wikipedia:Don't Say You Love Me (M2M song)|Don't Say You Love Me]]" by [[Wikipedia:M2M (band)|M2M]]
| "[[Wikipedia:The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]" by [[Wikipedia:Will Smith|Will Smith]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 3|Round 3]]'''
| "Autumn Goodbye" by [[Britney Spears]]
| "[[Wikipedia:Heaven (Bryan Adams song)|Heaven]]" by [[Wikipedia:Bryan Adams|Bryan Adams]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Round 4]]'''
| "[[Wikipedia:The Touch (Stan Bush song)|The Touch]]" by [[Wikipedia:Stan Bush|Stan Bush]]
| "[[Wikipedia:Think Twice (song)|Think Twice]]" by [[Wikipedia:Eve 6|EVƎ 6]]
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Round 5]]'''
| "Can I Smell Yo Dick?" by Riskay (Opponent's request)
| "Lift your Eyes" by [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]] (Opponent's request)
|}

==Awaiting the Judges' Ruling...==

After round five finished, Solid began a campaign against Liquid on various fronts, mainly through video:

*A "direct" confrontation between Solid and Liquid:
**[[Exposing Jeff]], where by his "detective work" he finds that CChanSonichuCWC's true name is "Jeff": this name is a callback to a previous trolling affair.
**[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]], a video that shows the rage held by Solid over the accomplishments of his rival. He tries to demotivate Liquid by using his girlfriend, [[Kacey]], as a deterrent.
**[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], where he threatens legal persecution and gives some anecdotes about his life, mainly [[Christopher's name change|his name change]] and again mentions Kacey.
**[[LOOK at the truth!]], where he tries a comparison between him and Liquid, acknowledging and reaffirming his failures. This is also a video that shows a side of Solid few people have the fortune of not seeing: his manboobs.
*Trying to steal [[Kacey]] from Liquid, by the pretense of her being in love to the "Real Deal" Chris and not the impostor. This resulted in the following videos:
**[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]], where Solid shows the viewers the process behind a [[Sonichu]] drawing. This insight reveals that Solid is incapable of holding a pen correctly and that the materials used are Crayola markers.
**[[For Kacey from CWC]], Solid tried to impersonate Liquid and invite Kacey to his home for visit.
**A [[Kacey_Phone_Call|telephone interchange between Solid and Kacey]], where Solid describes in graphic detail the sexual activities that he wants to do to her.

Liquid was not happy with these events and began his crusade for vindication:
*[[CChanSonichuCWC#Showdown|A telephone conversation]] between him and Solid, where he tries to convince Solid to drop his charade and accept that Liquid is, in fact, the TRUE and HONEST CWC. Solid loses it again, threatening Liquid with the police and involving [[Bob]] in his debacle.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-fO5vF61Es Come CLEAN!] Liquid strikes again, exposing Solid's faults and weaknesses.

==Judges==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|colspan="2"|'''Name and [[YouTube]] handle'''
| '''CWC'''
| '''IBA'''
|-
| rowspan="3"|Judges chosen by CChanSonichuCWC<ref>[[SingStar Challenge Round 1]]</ref>
| [[Kacey Devoria]]
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| SpazKid ([https://www.youtube.com/user/spazkidin3d spazkid])
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| Seth
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| rowspan="3"|Judges chosen by IBAChandler<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref>
| [[Katie Bay]] ([https://www.youtube.com/user/katiebaybug katiebaybug])
|align="center" |✘
|
|-
| [[Kim Wilson]] ([https://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum ScarletSanctum])
|
|align="center" |✘
|-
| Unknown [[JERK|dude]] judge
|
|align="center" |✘
|}

==A Winner: There Can Only Be One==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7Yf2s3oiPOA}}
| Stardate = 11 [[August 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate August 11th, 2009.

Hello my loyal [[fanbase]], I would like to address the impostor, [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the SingStar Challenge contest between because your judges have not followed my rules—followed not—followed not—not followed any rules or uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and giving me scores, therefore because you don't have any scores you're out of the running and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler. Now, I dun care if you're stealing my original works, and comic pages and arts, and uploading them to a dimpy little website where no one will see them, bec—while the true comics are about to be published by [[Wikipedia:Dark Horse Comics|Dark Horse Comics]]. Yes, you heard it right, Dark Horse is wary fent—they are working fenderlessly, furiously, to create and draw and write the first [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Episode 0 comic]] within accordance from [[Sega]] and [[Nintendo]]. Now they are also working with a certain[[Hex Box|Microsoft]] as well. My current on the project is they may hire me as production manager. So, you know, keep my fingers crossed. And another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site is cwcstore.blogspot.com and it's your one stop shop for anything [[Sonichu]]-, [[Rosechu]]- or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here. And on another note there uh uh gonna start selling [[Lego]] sets of CWCville along with uh, guides to the city. So, uh, be looking forward to that one, true believers! The uh, [[The Sonichu Chronicles|'''Sonichu Crystal Chronicles'']] games has come along pretty well. It's going to a, uh, [[Wikipedia:Role-playing video game|RPG-style game]], a role-playing game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, uh, it is currently being produced in tandem with Microsoft for the-mm, [[Hex Box|X-box 360]]. Look forward to the official revealing of it in the uh Da-Dallas Game Developers Conference. Ehm, anyways, uh, anyway, yeh, that's about it for now. Still making lots of money, rol—rolling in the—rolling in the dough, ya know and uh, WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS?

And to my, my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventual, a light a magical lighthouse is randomly shone is a healing, guiding light upon previously shattered heart and tortured soul, and mending them back into good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a [[Sailor Moon|sailor soldier]] who had just vanquished a heart snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed you're shining, lustrous hair, you're shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes and personality—strong and caring, like a true buttercup bloom. I followed my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months and my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry pink than I ever had before and everything was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow. For you I would travel even a thousand miles just to be with ya. Fortunately you lives only about two hours away from my house and uh, I meet you when we dates. This feeling that was, and still is, so pure and true, it's as if I was born to love you. When you smiles I feel like I'm walking on sunshine and I give my replying smile and gaze into your eyes. And your hair is the softest and most warm tingling. Cloud nine? I feel like I'm on ten! Kacey, my love, will you marry me? Peace.}}

==Aftermath==
Even to [[slow-in-the-minds]], it was clear that several rules contradicted themselves immediately, such as not being allowed [[Wikipedia:karaoke|karaoke]] equipment but being allowed to play the song itself in the background. Happily, Solid couldn't have chosen a worse medium for a duel, as [[Chris and music|Solid is so tone deaf]] he doesn't even realize that he is tone deaf. In his mind, his singing voice had "a [[Wikipedia:Frank Sinatra|Frank Sinatra]] or [[Wikipedia:Bing Crosby|Bing Crosby]] flavor,"<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction]]</ref> making him a sure-fire winner.

After losing the contest, Solid uploaded [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], where he pulled a massive [[retcon]] out of his ass and said the contest was just for fun.

This [[saga]] marked a new take on [[Jimmy Hill|previous attempts]] to make Solid believe that someone else was taking all the fame and glory of his [[Sonichu]] creation. By confronting a doppelgänger who was successful in everything he tried to be, Solid began to show a violent side of his psyche. While fruitlessly trying to prove that he was the [[TRUE and HONEST]] person, his actions produced a surge of content unparalleled to anything produced in [[2009]], even to the point of jump-starting the production of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009]]|nextlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-31]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-31]]

Idea Book Case

2013-05-25T18:30:36Z

Jsg: fix

{{DISPLAYTITLE:iDea Book Case}}
[[File:IdeaBookCaseOpen.jpg|thumb|Think Different. [[Autism|No, really]].]]

'''Christian Chandler's iDea Book Case''' is a recent [[Relic of Fail]] crafted in [[May 2013]] to house Chris's slew of iOS products for, in his words, business and entertainment. The case was invented when Chris found himself having too many iOS products, and needed a place to put his iPhone, a (broken) iPod touch, and another iPod touch seen off-camera.

==The Unveil==

Likened to the late Steve Jobs himself, Chris took it upon himself to unveil his latest creation via [[Facebook]] in this status update:

{{quote|"Necessity is the mother of Invention". I am glad I crafted the idea for my iDea Book Case (photos taken with New iPod Touch 5th Gen) out of duct tape. The front and back covers are lined with bubble wrap, the inner spine loop can hold as thick as a charging cable, or most pens, there are holes for the cameras to see through very well, and the corner holders are very successful in holding most iOS Pod/Phone devices. And there is also the Velcro clasp.

iPhone (8 Gig) for calls, [[Lies|business]] and Internet; iPod (32 Gig) for entertainment with videos, music and all. I keep it safe with the lanyard strap and tucked in [[Tomgirl Pictures|my bosom]].}}

==Appearance==

The iDea Book Case is astonishingly one of the more clever concepts Chris has come up with, despite the build quality being poor and gaudy as usual. The iDea Book Case is a rather large carrying case that can house any two iOS products released before 2012. It opens up like a book (and closes via Velcro), revealing two products on both sides, with a small loop in the center for storing a related accessory. To provide shock absorbing, the iDea Book Case is made primarily out of bubble wrap, then wrapped (excessively) with duct tape to provide a smoother finish. To top it off with lawsuit bait, Chris slapped on a poorly centered and positioned Apple sticker.

One strange feature of the iDea Book Case is that it has large holes cut out for each camera, an odd addition considering how hard the case is to use. Much like his DSi, there's a great chance that Chris could be very well taking advantage of having two devices at once, snapping candid pictures and videos of attractive women he sees.

== Pictures ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Pictures|<gallery>
File:IdeaBookCaseClosed.jpg|Designed by Jony Ive himself.
File:IdeaBookCaseSpine.jpg|Well, at least none of the letters are backwards.
File:IdeaBookCaseOpen.jpg|Chris's mobile command post.
File:IdeaBookCaseSide.jpg|Even his iDevices aren't safe from custom [[Sonichu]] skins.
</gallery>}}
</center>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Yawning Squirtle

2013-01-20T20:58:33Z

Jsg: Fixed link

<center>[[Image:Yawning_Squirtle.jpg|FEELS GOOD MAN]]</center>
{{quote|*YAWN*|Yawning Squirtle's eternal message to the world}}
[[Image:CrystalSquirtle.png|thumb|[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] buys all her weed from Yawning Squirtle.]]

'''Yawning Squirtle''' is arguably [[Chris]]'s only creation that isn't complete shit. First depicted in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], stoned out of his mind, Yawning Squirtle easily appeals to Chris's weed-loving trolls. Also, for whatever reason, Chris made this character, despite his undying hate for [[tobacky|Illegal Substances]]

In a [[CWC Blog]] post from [[CWC_Blog#12_January_2010|12 January 2010]], Chris attempted to curb the growing Yawning Squirtle fandom by stating that Yawning Squirtle was caught by a [[Pokémon]] trainer.

[[Image:YawningSquirtleForMayor.jpg|thumb|Propaganda from Yawning Squirtle's 2010 Mayoral bid.]]

==Chris on Yawning Squirtle==
[[File:Stoned.PNG|thumb|left|Chris, after trying some of Squirtle's secret stash.]]
On at least three instances, Chris has tried to downplay Yawning Squirtle's importance in the comics. Chris has later stated that he assumes that YS is fighting for a trainer now.

{{quote|The WAILORD who dropped the rock onto the mother [[Pokemon|Swampert]] and the Squirtle who Yawned are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.|Chris on Yawning Squirtle, [[CWC_Blog#12_January_2010|CWC Blog, 12 January 2010]]}}

Fans strongly disagree with this interpretation, opting for [[Sean August Watley]]'s ''Moon-Pals'' depiction of Yawning Squirtle spending his days on [[The Moon]] getting high with [[Metal Sonichu]], [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]] and [[Bill the Scientist]].

In the [[CWCipedia]] [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Bubbles_Rosechu article] on [[Bubbles Rosechu]], Chris further expanded on the character by stating that he was a childhood friend of hers. It's unclear if this will lead to [[Rule 34]] art of the two anytime soon.

==Images and shoops==
<center><gallery>
Image:Yawning_Squirtle.jpg|Original
Image:Yawninsquertaljpg-1.jpg|Inevitable rule 34.
Image:Schucomic9page59ic1copyhg7.jpg|Lolwut.
Image:Yawning_squirtle_card.jpg|Original character, do not steal.
Image:Yawning Squirtle KKK.png|Squirtle!!!
Image:1230345505120if5.jpg|Fffrustrated Yawning Squirtle.
Image:1230345505120.JPG|More Fffrustrated Yawning Squirtle.
Image:Call.jpg|Oh dear...
Image:Shoop.jpg|He's a firing his lazer...
Image:F advicesquirm 5ff7bca.jpg|Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Image:F advicesquirm 5c0df54.jpg|Moar Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Image:F advicesquirm fd4a802.jpg|Even moar Advice Yawning Squirtle.
Image:B08c8baa1b.jpg|Who's [[Silvana]] been hanging with...
Image:332mij9.jpg|He came.
Image:300yawnsjpg.jpg|Yawning Squirtle in Sparta.
Image:Yawning squirtle oh exploitable.png|Yawning Squirtle 2.0
Image:Modern Squirtle.JPG|Perspectives on Modern Sleep 75
Image:DSC01318.jpg|Faggot cosplaying Yawning Squirtle.
Image:Yawning Squirtle by Zom-39A.jpg|Artist's depiction.
Image:Cheers04.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Boulder-Dropping Whale]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkqt1yeHPwU CWC Drawing- Yawning Squirtle Pt 1]
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[[Category:Characters]]

List of Chris's games

2013-01-13T23:19:15Z

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{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[America]]n readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game (almost), every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
In early August 2010, according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total. All but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local GameStop to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, Gamecube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In October 2010, Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in Charlottesville, and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a True and Honest certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. If you live in [[Charlottesville, VA]] you can head down to [[Snooky's Pawn Shop]] and pick up your very own piece of Chris-chan memorabilia, and the best part is, Chris probably got paid less than a dollar each for his games.
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File:Fotns.jpg ‎
File:Nametage.jpg|Nintendo Seal of Truth and Honesty
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==The Games==
===Nintendo===
====Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.{{cite}}
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash{{cite}}.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Chris and english|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|There were three GB ''TMNT'' games; it's not clear which one this is.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Nintendo 64 (N64)====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy Color (GBC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|
|}
====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''BMX XXX
|Acclaim
|Probably bought for [[Mass debating]] purposes.
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle]]d Edition
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|Wayforward
|
|-
|''Frogger 3d
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]]
|-

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}
====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy in- Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Twinsanity]]
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Beatles: Rock Band
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Namco Bandai
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''SoulCalibur V
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: Helmet Chaos
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox Studios
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]], making it possible that he owned one.<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref>
====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham Games
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Manchester High School

2013-01-13T22:35:06Z

Jsg: /* Graduation */ fixed wikilink

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent four years of Chris's life]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|right|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.|[[Wikipedia:Mikhail Gorbachev|Mikhail Gorbachev]], perfectly describing Chris in relation to his high school years.}}
{{quote|I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life.|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian, Virginia]], was attended by [[Chris]] from [[1996]] to [[2000]] ([[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High_school_.28grades_9_through_12.29|ninth grade to twelfth grade]]). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref>, even though he proudly slept through a good deal of it.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], "Coping Skills", and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''[[Honor Roll]] Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the video [[Song of Christian]], he failed [[English]] class during his sophomore year of high school.

Chris is very proud of the fact that he was mainstreamed throughout high school, even though, the captions under the majority of his teachers' names in the extended slideshow say "special education". This implies that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but nothing more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref name="Jackie Chat 9">[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and reality|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic|basketball]] team, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" />

==Known Accomplishments==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]. Ironic.]]

;10th Grade
* [[Song of Christian|F on English assignment]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]

Most of Chris's friends were [[gal-pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. He had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school has alternating "odd" and "even" days. On odd days he ate alone.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>). There were immature boys on the school bus, which he dreaded. Chris's purported friends:
* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* Sarah B.<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], pages 9 and 13</ref>
* Miranda, partner in Science class<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 14</ref>
* Molly, happy and giggly<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6</ref>
* [[Joseph Herring]]
* Brian, [[JERK|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

In reality, few if any of those people can be legitimately said to have been a friend of Chris. As he himself admits, he spent little time with his so called friends outside of school hours<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> and in his [[Song of Christian]] (written at age sixteen) he describes himself as being lonely and isolated.

{{-}}

==Go Lancers!==

Chris's servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other [[jerks|males]] throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory. So much so, that he continues to obsess over it '''ten years''' after graduating.

A few references were slipped into the comic. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] Manchester High was featured heavily. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu]] back in time to [[1996#1996|1996,]] when Chris was a student. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleading outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

{{-}}

==The Bus==

At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus. Out of all the weird, embarrassing details of his life that he has no problem discussing, this is one experience that he has rarely spoken about. It's clear that Chris was scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "[[slow-in-the-mind]] retards" [[CWC-isms|as he calls them]].

Chris switched to the Bus of Doom after a confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus. Much like every other time Chris claims to have been physically assaulted, it is unclear exactly what happened. He has only told the story twice;<ref name="Jackie Chat 9"/><ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> in one version it sounds like Chris started a fight because he wanted to get off the bus first, and in the other version it sounds like a [[niggo]] punched him for no reason. Whatever happened, Chris cites this incident as the reason for his exclusion from Gen Pop.

==The Seinor Prom==

Chris took his [[Barbara|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. [[Gal-pal]] [[Tiffany]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris (and arguably seemed like hours to Tiffany too). Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg|Stay classy, Virginia.
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|"Don't go gropin' anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'."
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Chris was probably more interested in the food than the two young ladies.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point.
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue!
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==

[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had [[Chris and English|MORE FANCIER]] AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. [[Chris and Anger|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD]]!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.}}

[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

==Lingering attachments==
Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at an [[autistic]] child in a public school can get you suspended.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half a dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, where Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga.

==Reunion plans==
{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}

In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris notes that he looks forward to attending his class reunion. He doesn't know exactly when this will take place, and made no effort to find out about it until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him with directions by then.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], wherein he reveals that, up to that point, he hadn't heard anything about a coming reunion. He decided to organize one himself, only to give up relatively quickly. In [[November 2010]], there may have been a class reunion, but either way, Chris did not attend.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|Tungsten. That is all.
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

== Sources ==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

==External links==
*[http://mychesterfieldschools.com/schools/high-school/manchester/ Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Wikipedia article on Manchester High School]]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Education]]

Manchester High School

2012-11-24T04:37:35Z

Jsg: /* External links */ Updated broken link

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent four years of Chris's life]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|right|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much today.|[[Wikipedia:Mikhail Gorbachev|Mikhail Gorbachev]], perfectly describing Chris in relation to his high school years.}}
{{quote|I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life.|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian, Virginia]], was attended by [[Chris]] from [[1996]] to [[2000]] ([[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High_school_.28grades_9_through_12.29|ninth grade to twelfth grade]]). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref>, even though he proudly slept through a good deal of it.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], "Coping Skills", and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''[[Honor Roll]] Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the video [[Song of Christian]], he failed [[English]] class during his sophomore year of high school.

Chris is very proud of the fact that he was mainstreamed throughout high school, even though, the captions under the majority of his teachers' names in the extended slideshow say "special education". This implies that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but nothing more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref name="Jackie Chat 9">[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and reality|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic|basketball]] team, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" />

==Known Accomplishments==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]. Ironic.]]

;10th Grade
* [[Song of Christian|F on English assignment]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]

Most of Chris's friends were [[gal-pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. He had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school has alternating "odd" and "even" days. On odd days he ate alone.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>). There were immature boys on the school bus, which he dreaded. Chris's purported friends:
* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* Sarah B.<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], pages 9 and 13</ref>
* Miranda, partner in Science class<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 14</ref>
* Molly, happy and giggly<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6</ref>
* [[Joseph Herring]]
* Brian, [[JERK|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

In reality, few if any of those people can be legitimately said to have been a friend of Chris. As he himself admits, he spent little time with his so called friends outside of school hours<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> and in his [[Song of Christian]] (written at age sixteen) he describes himself as being lonely and isolated.

{{-}}

==Go Lancers!==

Chris's servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other [[jerks|males]] throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory. So much so, that he continues to obsess over it '''ten years''' after graduating.

A few references were slipped into the comic. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] Manchester High was featured heavily. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu]] back in time to [[1996#1996|1996,]] when Chris was a student. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleading outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

{{-}}

==The Bus==

At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus. Out of all the weird, embarrassing details of his life that he has no problem discussing, this is one experience that he has rarely spoken about. It's clear that Chris was scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "[[slow-in-the-mind]] retards" [[CWC-isms|as he calls them]].

Chris switched to the Bus of Doom after a confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus. Much like every other time Chris claims to have been physically assaulted, it is unclear exactly what happened. He has only told the story twice;<ref name="Jackie Chat 9"/><ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> in one version it sounds like Chris started a fight because he wanted to get off the bus first, and in the other version it sounds like a [[niggo]] punched him for no reason. Whatever happened, Chris cites this incident as the reason for his exclusion from Gen Pop.

==The Seinor Prom==

Chris took his [[Barbara|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. [[Gal-pal]] [[Tiffany]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris (and arguably seemed like hours to Tiffany too). Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg|Stay classy, Virginia.
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|"Don't go gropin' anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'."
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Chris was probably more interested in the food than the two young ladies.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point.
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue!
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==

[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had [[Chris and English|MORE FANCIER]] AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. [[Chris and Anger|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD]]!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.}}

[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

==Lingering attachments==
Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at an [[autistic]] child in a public school can get you suspended.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half a dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, where Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga.

==Reunion plans==
{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}

In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris notes that he looks forward to attending his class reunion. He doesn't know exactly when this will take place, and made no effort to find out about it until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him with directions by then.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], wherein he reveals that, up to that point, he hadn't heard anything about a coming reunion. He decided to organize one himself, only to give up relatively quickly. In [[November 2010]], there may have been a class reunion, but either way, Chris did not attend.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|Tungsten. That is all.
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

== Sources ==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

==External links==
*[http://mychesterfieldschools.com/schools/high-school/manchester/ Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Wikipedia article on Manchester High School]]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Education]]

Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE

2012-11-23T06:09:21Z

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'''Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE''' (also known as '''CWC's Important Message 02242007''' and '''Chris Chan's IMPORTANT MESSAGE''') is a 24 February [[2007]] video in which, in celebration of his milestone 25th [[birthday]], [[Chris]] delivers his manifesto and summarizes the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "Ladies and Gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh gals."

This video proves that Chris is able to withstand direct sunlight for a considerable time before the inevitable mutation into his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|Vest-Man form]]. Compared to his current habits, Chris appears more confident, stutters less, (though this is probably because he is reading from a script) and is less of a fattie in 2007.

==Intended audience==

As outlined in the video, Chris wanted it to be shown in local schools. To date it hasn't, possibly because the FBI would describe it as "[[wikipedia:Child grooming|grooming]]" children (note that Chris refers to [[wikipedia:Alfred Kinsey|Dr. Kinsey]]). Chris also posted it online as a fan teaser to his shitty autobiographical DVD, [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]], that he was never going to show them regardless. His disappointed fans responded to this catch-22 situation by trolling him and getting their hands on the DVD anyway.

==Rundown==

The video covers a myriad of topics Chris knows nothing about, like how to attract a [[sweetheart]] and how to stay straight.

*Why going to school, like waterboarding, is not torture.
*Why it is important to [[homos|STAY STRAIGHT]]™.
*How to attract a [[sweetheart]].
*Boys should stroke the hair of a [[My Little Pony]] to understand girls.
*Girls should acquire [[Transformers]] to understand boys.
*Why every last ounce of "[[tobacky]]" should be sent to [[the Moon]].
*Why [[Alcohol|drinking]] is bad and leads to bar fights.
*Why anybody who disregards you is a "peanut."
*Why "straying from the straight path" will "jeopardize the entire world and the human race."
*For the love of God, STAY STRAIGHT!!!
*Girls should seriously consider the romantic advances of ugly, dumpy guys, "because they will likely have a [[Lie|better personality]] [...] and they may end up having a brighter [[2011|future]] for themselves."

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|73UsyGYk2FQ}}
| stardate = 24 [[February 2007]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Television|text}}, Drugs, Alcohol
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}, with jacket
| previous = [[Pixelated_PS3#Video|Pixelated PS3]]
| next = [[Soul_Calibur#Chris_vs_Mary_Lee_Walsh|SOUL CALIBUR: Chris-chan vs. Mary Lee Walsh]]
}}

{{quote|All Views Expressed in this video ARE THOSE TRUE AND SOLID OF MY SOUND MIND AND COMPLETE CONSCIENCE. Especially STAYING STRAIGHT!!!}}

=== Transcript ===

Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and [[chris and english|dudes of all teenages]], as well as the, uh, gals. My name is [[Christian Chandler]]; I am ''here'', and y'all are there. [''chuckles''] This message is for everyone of the present and the future, beyond this date: February 24th, [[2007]]th. My birthday. My twenty-fifth birthday. [''holds up two fingers'']

I am [[Autism|High-Functioning Autistic]], and in my twenty-five years, I have seen and learned so much. And today, I am share—intend to share some wise words that I hope each and every one of you will take to heart and will offer yourself and everyone else a better part of your future.

First off, remember that going to school is not a torture. It is a place of learning, a place for growing, a place where you form the spelling of your own opinions, your own feelings, and your own personality. So learn everything you are able to, and grow with it.

Now, you should also be able to try something for yourself, before forming praise or detest of it. As long as those things will not harm you, or shorten your lifetime in any way, it's totally cool.

What is totally NOT cool, though, is thinking or doing these things, which are very harmful to you, and definitely gr—will gross out those around you that don't do it, because I haven't done it and I don't like it—doing either of them. You should avoid ''at all costs'' [[tobacky|smoking]], drinking [[alcohol]], and then taking any [[semen|similar icky dangerous stuff]]. And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will—you'll be more likely to get heart attacks, viruses, and your life will be cut ''drastically'' short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "death sticks" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the [[Moon]]. [''[[Desi]] walks to front of the house in the background''] And for, uh, alcohol, they'll cause, uh, liver dysfunction, kidney prob—kidney failures, and uh, not only that, but, when you get drunk enough, bar fights and automobile accidents. So it's a real slow-acting poison. And I haven't done either one, and look at me now, I'm, uh... [''puffs out his chest as a truck passes by blasting AC/DC from the stereo''] [[Chris and Health|fit as a fiddle]], and I'm livin' twenty-five, hopin' to live on to be about eighty to a hundred. And y'all—hopefully, y'all will get a chance to get up to that ripe old age, as well.

Now, among the better things you should definitely try before despising, is some of the hobbies of those of your own—opposite gender. Like, uh, for example, if you are a young gentleman, I recommend buying yourself a [[My Little Pony]] figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice. And also, uh, you can pretend that, uh, the pony is, uh, that girl you want to take you wanna take out to—you wanna take out sometime, and talk to the pony like you would talk to the girl.

Now for the, uh, ladies I would recommend... a good old Autobot from [[Transformers]]. Because you can get to learn how to examine the mechanics... and variations of... each and every... I mean, of the, uh, Autobot you have... like, uh, you would tr—like you would learn how... [[Duck|a man]]... works. And it'll allow you to feel more comfortable in approaching, and talking to, that boy you've been flirtin' from a distance, or, uh, just have been, uh, flirting with from a distance. And, uh, hopefully, uh, all you have to do is just end up and say "hello". I mean, it's not so hard. All you have to do is say "hello" to the man, ladies; that's all. And everything will just get going from there. And also, uh, with the, uh, Autobot, while it's in vehicle mode you can pret—drive down that imaginary fast lane.

But any—in any case, uh, while few people may ridicule you, you should not worry about it, because most everybody will be o—totally okay with it, because it won't matter. It won't matter, because... [''completely loses his place''] ...they see you enjoyin' it, and it's totally cool, if you're enjoying it. So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total peanuts. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?

Also keep in mind that, while you're playin' with these things, [[Tomgirl Pictures|you should keep in mind of what your true, original gender is]]. Because, uh, it's like you worry about that girl you want to take on a date—YOUNG MAN!—or, uh, likewise, you feel more comfortable to approach that boy—by just saying "hello"—that you've been checkin' out from a distance—YOUNG LADY!—and hopefully in due time or now, each and every one of you will stay straight. You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by [[Homos|Doctor Kinsey]]. Not just for me, not for [[Chris and religion|The Big Man Upstairs]], not for your family, but do it for, uh, yourself, and for—and for the benefits of everyone in the future: your children, your children's children... And, besides, if you stray away from the straight path, it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.

Also, girls and ladies, don't just go over gaga, over the handsome rich boys... and men... because they may turn out to be disrespectful and distasteful in their personality. You should take into consideration all the other gentlemen that you may have considered, that may be ''less'' attractive, or equally—less or moderately. Because those will—because they will likely have a better personality that you will—that you will generally enjoy and like, and they may end up having a brighter future for themselves. Like, look at me now—I'm shootin' this movie for a DVD... that's gon—that I hope will be shown in a couple of schools, at least.

Now, uh, also, uh... also, when you—when each and every one of you has a true general understanding of the, uh, opposite gender, and after that—finding that special [[Tomgirl Pictures|MAN—LADIES!]]—or that special GIRL—GENTLEMEN!—always keep the... heart and memories of times that you two felt most attracted to each other, because that will be a key point to recovering from any disputes or arguments that you two might have in the future. Otherwise, so you two will just be darn happy with each other. But it's not all always gonna be peaches and cream or strawberry shortcakes. [[Sigh|[''Chris sighs'']]] And also remember, you two should KEEP each other, because there will be nobody else—no matter how much you think about it—nobody else that can replace that special someone—him for her or... her for him—there's just nobody else...there's no substitute for that [[Virgin with rage|first one.]]

And now, I leave you with the lessons that you should have—that I hope you have learned from my message. You should all—you should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... or... when you play with things that may not s—that may not seem like you—or whatever. Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you [[fuzzy-wuzzies]]. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.

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July 2012

2012-11-04T15:41:32Z

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[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|Being an [[This is how the Trial went|adult autistic child]], Chris avoided the Jailbird Saga.]]
'''July [[2012]]'''. For many, it heralded the coming of [[United States of America|Independence Day]], fireworks and freedom. For [[Chris]], it heralded the day on which his freedom was taken away, as the fallout from [[28 October 2011]] came to a head with his indictment that took place on the 10th. Though he avoided time in prison, he, along with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]], was sentenced to community service and psychiatric evaluation, with the threat of jail hanging over his head if he [[Chris and the Law|misbehaves again]].

Despite this, however, July was a surprisingly quiet month, with only one [[Facebook]]-based public display on Chris' behalf following the trial.

==Events==
* 1 July - Chris posts (in private) a picture of a tomboyish-looking purse on [[Facebook]]
* 10 July - At 2:00 p.m. [[Wikipedia:Eastern Standard Time|EST]], Chris and Barb were arraigned on their [[28 October 2011|felony charges]]. They were sentenced with community service and probation time each, and Chris must attend [[chris and reality|psychiatric treatment and evaluation.]] Community service was suggested by his lawyer to help "reintegrate Chris into society," and will likely be the [[11042009 51 50|hardest thing]] Chris has done in his life yet.
* 11 July - Chris updates on [[Facebook]] to confirm that the [[This is how the Trial went|account of his trial]] given by Cyan and Indigo was true, and issues an empty threat about bringing them in.
*12 July - The ''[[Chris in the media#Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' publishes [http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php an article] in which Chris is referenced.

{{Timeline}}

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'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''''[[Wikipedia:Amy_(video_game)|Amy]] ([[Rosechu]])'''''. 
Chris has spent over '''$6,127.64''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
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Chris has spent over '''$6,127.64''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
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'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''''[[Littlebigplanet]]''''' for his [[PlayStation Vita]]. 
Chris has spent over '''$6,127.64''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
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Mass debating

2012-09-24T00:01:49Z

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{{Honest}}

{{Quote|I've actually done it to myself so many times, even with a hunk of- even with [[Kimmi|an inflatable plastic woman]] ''[...]'' I've done it so much, it's like, you know, I can't even feel that much of a rush from it, doing it to myself like that ''[...]'' It's like, you know, my body got used to it|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Democrats_mass_debate.jpg|thumb|right||Democratic Presidential Candidates mass debating correctly.]]

'''Mass debating''' is the [[CWC-ism]] for the act of '''masturbation'''.

On Valentine's Day 2009, [[Bob Chandler|his father]] [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on his son mass debating, leading to [[Chris]]'s [[Internet]] being cut down.

==Discovery==
[[Image:ILikeToPlayGamesToo.jpg|thumb|Now, imagine Chris fapping.]]

Based on a PSN chat with [[PandaHalo]] and [[Chris_Chat_27_December_2008#Transcript|an IRC chat]], Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of sixteen:

{{quote|actually figured it out for myself, in my room one night after having unlocked the parental lock; I found the pool scene in "I Like to Play Games Too", and I just figured it out for myself.}}

When he first started mass debating, he did so by lying face down on his bed and rubbing his [[duck]] with a washcloth.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|BlueSpike PSN Chat III]]</ref> In early 2009 he would sit on the bathroom washbasin during the act.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3"/> In [[Ivy Q&A#Comics|Ivy's Q&A]] it was mentioned that Chris has used his pillow, folded in half, as a masturbation tool.

He has informed his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] of his "mass debating" habit.<ref name="BlueSpike PSN Chat 3"/>

==Frequency==
[[Image:faptotheextreme.jpg|thumb|right||TO THE EXTREME!]]
{{quote|And to keep myself from flying crazily off the handle at a random time, I keep my hormones in check at least twice a week by myself.|Chris on his mass debating.<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997802418#The_Megan_Saga Chris's MySpace blog, via ED.]</ref>}}

While it is assumed by many that Chris has an uncontrolled sex drive and spends his days whacking it, the opposite is true. Rather, Chris has admitted to whacking off at least twice per week (based on chats{{cite}}, it seems that he limits it to twice). Possible factors for this include the fact that he has a bent [[duck]] which would make masturbation painful, in addition to a possibly low libido due to an unhealthy life style which may make it hard for him to maintain an erection. The sex audio with [[Julie]] seems to indicate that it takes Chris around twenty minutes to orgasm, which means that masturbation for Chris must be physically exhausting. Also, Chris was proscribed at one point the anti-depressent Paxil, which from what was heard from him caused some sort of sexual side effect, perhaps slowing down his ability to orgasm.<ref>[[Chris and psychology]]</ref>

Chris also told [[Kacey]] that he has masturbated so much that it no longer brings him much pleasure. However, this is a misguided plea for pity sex.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris Sex Videos]]
*[[Semen]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Love quest}}
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Facebook statuses

2012-09-08T05:20:43Z

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Chris had funny [[Facebook]] statuses on his old profile, and continues to have them on his current profile.
[[Image:Cwcfacebookwordcloud.jpg|thumb|A wordcloud of Chris' statuses.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Time
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is [[Feel So Lonesome|lonesome]] and playin' his [[Video games|videogame]].
| January 10, [[2008]] at 12:37am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and playin' his videogame.
| January 10, 2008 at 12:39am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and waitin' at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]]
| January 16, 2008 at 3:00am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].
| January 18, 2008 at 8:45pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home and tired of the snow.
| January 22, 2008 at 3:37am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home
| January 23, 2008 at 8:17pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library Lounge This Afternoon.
| January 23, 2008 at 8:20pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge This Afternoon.
| January 24, 2008 at 2:23am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| January 24, 2008 at 4:59pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at [[The GAMe PLACe|The Game Place]] this evening for [[Pokémon|Pokemon]] League.
| January 24, 2008 at 11:52pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| January 25, 2008 at 5:36pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]
| January 26, 2008 at 10:18pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| January 27, 2008 at 6:01pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon
| January 28, 2008 at 7:27pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon, [[Virgin with rage|and I am real lonely.]]
| January 28, 2008 at 9:11pm
|-
| I'm not seeing any NEW posts on my wall, please write something pleasant, some [[Gal-pal|gal]].
| January 29, 2008 at 3:13am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.
| January 31, 2008 at 10:17pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his church
| February 2, 2008 at 7:14pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| February 7, 2008 at 9:23am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.
| February 7, 2008 at 4:56pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| February 12, 2008 at 3:44pm
|-
| Open Question; Please Answer. Am I Good Looking or handsome?
| January 29, 2012
|-
| Here is a suggestion, and it would greatly be appreciated. Download (To your phone or handheld), or
Perferably (color) Print, my Profile Photo. Share with me as many of y'all's female friends. Ask them each if they think I look cute, good, attractive or not. And if they ask, tell them I am single. And if they ask How I am still single; DO NOT HESITATE to inform them, "He is very shy and high-functionally autistic." TELL THEM NOT TO GOOGLE MY NAME, or just leave my name out of the conversation.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| Well, still an open question, do I look attractive in my most current photograph, featured Profile Photo?
| January 30, 2012
|-
| During a time of which, [[The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer|"Pacing"]] with said sign stuck onto original DS played the role. I was considered "Crazy", but my actions were greatly misunderstood by the people. "Soliciting?"?!! I had no understanding or awareness of that term until after I was handcuffed Twice; Recorded on file once. I had little respect to the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] in colors other then blue or black. After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called "Officers of the Badge."
| January 30, 2012
|-
| At the capital [[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square| F.Sq Mall]]; Population: Mild to medium.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| It really makes me feel soo sad, lonely and disappointed to feel soo INVISIBLE IN PUBLIC. I could just Stand in Walking Traffic, and I would ONLY be overlooked and walked through like a ghost of sad, lonely pasts
| January 30, 2012
|-
| I mean, ANYONE can feel sorry for somebody who is worse off, but do THEY actually do ANYTHING for that person? The answer is No. Another thing that makes me sad.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish Corrupted People.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| Time and Time again, I saw Very Little Success in Attracion. If "Good Looks" attract the opposite gender, and if I have such a good-looking, kind face that may be even considered Remotely Attractive, I would have attracted my woman right away and I would not feel soo crappy and miserable today.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| I am Not looking forward to turning 30. [:_(
| January 30, 2012
|-
| It reminds me of countless times I hung out here from '05 to '07 in the enduring days of my Sweetheart Search. During most of which, I resorted to a method of attraction that I learned later "made me look retarded"; having a sign by my side stating, "##- Year Old, Single Male, searching for an 18 - ## year old Single Woman."
| January 30, 2012
|-
| February is coming up... My birthday's on the 24th... I'll be 30... Still a Virgin. I mean, MOST people lose their Virgin Marys BEFORE 21. My mother lost hers in her High School years. My Father lost his at the age of 27. "THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"!!! DAMN IT! Abstinence is a Very Crappy Joke! It only leads to Growing, GROWing, GROWING EMOTIONAL PAIN over the extended time.
| Janurary 30, 2012
|-
| I miss hanging out with my friends too.
| January 31, 2012
|-
| Chobits. The storybooks Chi reads; they describe me. Chobits available for instant streaming on [[Netflix]]. The anime is very good in its story.
| January 31, 2012
|-
| [[:Image:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png‎|Please tell EVERYONE to Stay the HELL Away from that PLACe!!!]] ''[Note: Ad is placed underneath the status update.]''
| January 31, 2012
|-
| The best possible solution for my emotions is to ACTUALLY hang out IN PERSON. IF y'all can get away from your own businesses, romances and work to ACTUALLY Be Better Friends.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| People of [[Charlottesville, VA]] are Insensitive of others, including those of us who are Socially Worse Off than they Snobbishly are.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| Bitch left w.out a reply from me. Confirmed departure; relocated self to Starbucks kiosk leaving chair as-is; Symbolic Middle-Finger to [[Jerkops]]. BTW, [[Janekop]] "threatened" to get the [[Manajerk]]. LOL.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| I am still feeling heartache; including empty-but-few-drops feeling in heart; continuing to wait for Caring, Pretty, White Female Peer.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| Currenty at [[Fashion Square Mall|F.Sq. Pop]]: mild to med. Approached by B.Male Jerkop in white; asked me to re-rotate comfy chair I'm sitting in; I Ignored the S.O.B. ;j Now being approached by W. Janekop; ignoring bitch.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| [[Bob|Heartache]]. heartache... [[Chris and English|helaerttttttttacheewi]].....
| February 2, 2012
|-
| I feel a little better, but the heartaches are still here. Doctor Perscribes Hanging out and having fun with some Friends, Face to Face, Three Times A Week.
| February 2, 2012
|-
| Earlier, at Toys 'R' Us, I put together a [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Lego (Friends) Lemonade Stand]] for Alex's cause. Each Free stand built would give a dollar to support ending child cancer.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Anyhoo, after T.R.U., I went to the mall, with my normal plan in my head to sit, hang and wait for a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Ms. Right]].
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Back to today, I took my normal once-around the mall before settling down to hang. But I impulsively decided to leave a few photos as I walked. Eventually, I settled for my hand at a table of the S.Bucks kiosk. I called my mother to check in. While ringing, a Jerkop wandered into my space; I saw one to a handful of my warning photos in his right hand. I felt shocked with surprise.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Mom answered; I played it cool with her, while I started to get up and walk away. We finished the chat; she hung up; I hung up as I walked. Then I looked back; the Jerkop following me said something. I start running to the JCP. I hid in the back for a moment to catch myself. I thought it best to leave and return another day.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Set to exit via the one with the salon, HE and an accomplice intercepted me. "You're not in any trouble", the Jerkop said; the hell I was not, or Why would the son of a bitch be chasing after me. I exited via the South exit instead. I veered my way around eastward to the Mitsu I was driving, far east from the east Belk entrance. I started along the outter edge of the parking lot. I was spotted by the accomplice, but I was too fast for him, and I was tactful hiding and weaving around the parked cars to get to mine.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| I see the acc catching up as I was close to my car. Those dumbasses probably thought to search for my [[Son-Chu|Escort]]; not a Mitsubishi. The Jerkop called out to me by name once during the mess; I was Not going to associate with ANYONE who knew me by name without my own familiarity of him/her. Cheap Internet Fame is JUST NOT WORTH A SHIT. I got into my car and escaped swiftly, leaving behind a confused accomplice.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Now I rest at an [[McDonald's|McD]] with an Arnold Palmer Tea and Apple Slices, rehydrating myself and resting while typing my story up. My Mother does NOT need to know of what happened.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Sorry, but another important point needs to be typed. The edited .jpg of Snyder's 10% coupon from NBC 29's flyer I had posted earlier on my wall, well I have recently printed 50 copies at a photo-print station at [[Wal-Mart]] a few days ago, Destined to be distributed as I went. Placed like on the table I wpuld be sitting at, or for the Mall, placed like advertising things near other ad things. Their purpose, obviously, is to Inform The Public and Masses to Stay Far Away from that PLACe, because Cyber-Bullies DO meet, hand and breed there under Snyder's approval. That PLACe WILL go down, by my will, or by someone else's fire-on-a-stick and bombs.
| February 4, 2012
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| On another topic, I just got hit by my horoscope today. It warned me to keep my business only to myself and associates, otherwise I'd run risk of...
| February 4, 2012
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| (keep my goals to myself or risk)... "Being encouraged Ad Nauseam"
| February 4, 2012
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| I took the horoscope to mean that I should keep my resumed Sweetheart Search quiet at the Mall today. I had planned on wearing a sign around my neck, stating non-offensively, "IF YOU LIKE ME, PLEASE TELL ME". I had also thought of playing music from my 3DS loudly through bomb-shaped mini speakers with fun faces I had purchased at Wal-Mart.
| February 4, 2012
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| Found first two seasons of "Laguna Beach" on DVD at Goodwill with ALL matching discs included. Checking out series now; I like it so far.
| February 5, 2012
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|Recently, after being corrected of homo Andy Dick DID NOT star in the movie, "Napoleon Dynamite", I rented the movie from PSN. It was a fun, okay movie. Additionally, I actually watched the first two episodes of the new Animated Series on FOX before I watched the movie.
| February 5, 2012
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| Recently watched Graduation episode of L.B. S-1; I reflected on High School again, as well as my Graduation. I cried again.
| February 6, 2012
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| I Don't Know. I've observed that I felt like more often than usual. I'm still feeling lost. I'm lonely. I need face-to-face woman/friends. I'm slow on the take sometimes to often. I wish I could go back to 1999. I wish my family and I had not moved back here. My heart still aches. My soul feels broken, beaten and scarred. I dunno what to think. I Don't Know.
| February 7, 2012
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| Hey, Everyone! Say hello to my friend who has been offline for a while; she finally got back on and started an f.b. page for herself from my invitation, [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]. **(:D**
| February 8, 2012
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| Here, [[:Image:Chris_and_Jackie_Lego_Friends.png‎|my Lego Minifig counterpart is lucky with a Lego Friend]]; hopefully Jackie and I can get together and renew our relationship. :) '[Note: Picture is placed underneath the status update.]''
| February 9, 2012
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| [[:Image:Christian_3DS_Wii_QR_Code.png‎|My 3DS Mii QR Code]]. ''[Note: Code is placed underneath the status update.]''
| February 9, 2012
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| I've just finished watching the [[My Little Pony|M.L.P.]] We <3 Ponies Mare-a-thon countdown. I'm pleased "Green Isn't Your Color" made #2; I feel confused why "Luna Eclipsed" was voted #1. I liked "Look Before You Sleep" better, but considering the choices on HubWorld.com, "The Cutie-Mark Chronicles" should HAVE been the #1 episode.
| February 11, 2012
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| I'm just (re)informing y'all that I still feel little looking forward to my 30th [[Christian Love Day|Birthday]], and I have NO plans on or around the date. Everyone on my Friends List, you all are welcome to extend you wishes to me by U.S. Post Mail or Telephone on my cell's Voice Mail. You all are also welcome to visit me at my house (yard-visit); please call my cell and leave a message with your name and phone number, so I can return your call.
| February 11, 2012
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| Also, I still wait for a response from Jackie here; with her hopping a plane for a vacay suddenly, I feel concerned and worry rather or not she still longs for me (mutually) or not.
| February 11, 2012
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| Mom got upset with me after I got caught flipping off a Jerkop. She told me how she felt in a conflict-resolution. It hurt me. She recovered after some rest, but I still feel very sad. I feel like I deserve to be beaten up, and I do not want Michael Snyder's blood on my mother's hands.
| February 13, 2012
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| I'm feeling sad and lonely again. Just hang in' at McD in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckers]]. *sigh* ...
| February 13, 2012
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|}

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|Christian Weston Chandler was reviewing friends' friends for [[Love Quest|dating]], using Spark
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|Christian Weston Chandler wants to know if you would [[Hanky-panky|do him]]? Yes? No?
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|[[Troll|Someone]] is checking out Christian Weston Chandler on Zoosk.
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|Christian Weston Chandler is in MOOD for a [[Rape|SWEET KISS]] from someone really special Is that YOU?
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|Christian Weston Chandler gave a sweet ANONYMOUS kiss to a Secret Someone special Rachel Davis Isnt this exciting?
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|Someone rated Christian Weston Chandler on Are YOU Sexy.
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|Christian Weston Chandler has added FunWall.
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|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on 'Meet New People'.
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|Christian Weston Chandler added the iLike application.
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|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Chris and music|music]] to their profile
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|Christian Weston Chandler took the [[Sweetheart|Ideal Mate]] quiz
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|Christian Weston Chandler says: I feel Lonely
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|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on MNF
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|Christian Weston Chandler just added the [[Cherokian Clan|Heritage]] app.
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|Christian Weston Chandler , New Stickers are waiting for you!
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|Someone Yes'd Christian Weston Chandler on MNF
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|Christian Weston Chandler has added a new [[Son-Chu|bumper sticker]]
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|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Are You Interested?!
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|Christian Weston Chandler has created a playlist called [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CWC\'s Jams]].
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|Christian Weston Chandler voted for his favorite version of a song
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|Christian Weston Chandler listened to the song
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|Christian Weston Chandler is being flirted with on 'Meet New People'.
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|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Meet New People!
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|Update! Top Friends News from Christian Weston Chandler!
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|Christian Weston Chandler found someone interesting on Mesmo [[Chris and television|TV]] Match
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|Christian Weston Chandler took a quiz
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|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Family Guy|TV favorites]] to their profile using Mesmo TV
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|Christian Weston Chandler is passing teammates in TV Show Trivia
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|Christian Weston Chandler found out which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sexual position]] is best for him
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|Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Naughty Genie]] and is granting naughty wishes to friends
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|Christian Weston Chandler has made a naughty [[China|wish]] to Linda DeLorme. Linda DeLorme must now fulfill it.
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|Christian Weston Chandler granted a naughty wish back to Linda DeLorme
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|Christian Weston Chandler joined the Compare HOTNESS Tournament!
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|Christian Weston Chandler has just sent a new post.
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|Someone flirted with Christian Weston Chandler!
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|Christian Weston Chandler found a lucky Facebook [[Homos|Fairy]]!
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|Naughty Genie granted Christian Weston Chandler a Wish
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|Christian Weston Chandler is playing the Sex Appeal game.
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|Christian Weston Chandler sent Frog playing banjo gift to Jessica Gombert
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Smiley from Jessica Gombert.
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|Christian Weston Chandler sent Rachel Reynolds a Juno Movie Message.
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|Christian Weston Chandler voted for Melissa Williams for FB Models.
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|Christian Weston Chandler has a Blue heart !
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Nosey from Jessica Gombert.
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Bluey from Jessica Gombert.
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|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Spotty from Jessica Gombert.
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|Christian Weston Chandler gained a Scratch And Win title
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|Christian Weston Chandler has been loved
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Chris-chan Discusses...

2012-09-01T01:25:36Z

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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===Transcript===
''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else...

'''Larry:''' Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing.

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==Excerpts==
===Preview (Cumming Soon...)===

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====Transcript====

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of Cwcville. There is no elections.}}

====Transcript====
[[Image:325504 - Chris-chan clyde cash.jpg|thumb|right|"I'm damn straight!"]]
'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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====Transcript====

Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

[Chris rolls his eyes to one side, in noticeable surprise. Is he hiding something?]

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

[Chris opens his eyes wide in shock, possibly embarrassment. "I thought I was the only one who had those!"]

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

[Long awkward pause. Chris strokes chin in confusion]

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

 '''[Video Break]'''

'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

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Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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===Transcript===
''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else...

'''Larry:''' Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing.

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:'''...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

[Chris rolls his eyes to one side, in noticeable surprise. Is he hiding something?]

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

[Chris opens his eyes wide in shock, possibly embarrassment. "I thought I was the only one who had those!"]

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

[Long awkward pause. Chris strokes chin in confusion]

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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Larry: What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

Chris: Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

Larry: Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

Chris: Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

Larry: Ok.

Chris: That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

Larry: Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

Chris: Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: If I don't buy the game first...

Larry: So what was the last game you bought? 

Chris: Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

Larry: That's good.

Chris: Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

Larry: That's good. Yes there's enough--

Chris: I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

Larry: So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

Chris: Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

Larry: Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

Chris: Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad! 

Larry: Oh dear! So yes...

Chris: It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

Larry: He is indeed a master of comedy!

Chris: Yep! Very funny man.

Larry: Yes.

Chris: And a good human being as well.

Larry: Oh, that's good.

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 SAE: So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

Chris: Bruise on my head?

Larry: Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah. 

Chris: Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

Larry: Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

Chris: No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

Larry: Oh I see.

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Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

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''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else...

'''Larry:''' Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing.

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

'''Larry:''' Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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 Chris: (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

Larry: You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

 Chris:...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

Larry: So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

 Chris: Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

Larry: Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

 Chris: I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

Larry: You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

 Chris: Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

Larry: Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

 Chris: Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

Larry: Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

 Chris: Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

Larry: Ah. Yes. If I could a-

 Chris: I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

Larry: Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

 Chris: (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

Larry: Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

 Chris: Yeah... thank you.

Larry: You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

[Chris rolls his eyes to one side, in noticeable surprise. Is he hiding something?]

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

[Chris opens his eyes wide in shock, possibly embarrassment. "I thought I was the only one who had those!"]

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

[Long awkward pause. Chris strokes chin in confusion]

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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Larry: What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

Chris: Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

Larry: Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

Chris: Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

Larry: Ok.

Chris: That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

Larry: Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

Chris: Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: If I don't buy the game first...

Larry: So what was the last game you bought? 

Chris: Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

Larry: That's good.

Chris: Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

Larry: That's good. Yes there's enough--

Chris: I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

Larry: So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

Chris: Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

Larry: Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

Chris: Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad! 

Larry: Oh dear! So yes...

Chris: It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

Larry: He is indeed a master of comedy!

Chris: Yep! Very funny man.

Larry: Yes.

Chris: And a good human being as well.

Larry: Oh, that's good.

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 SAE: So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

Chris: Bruise on my head?

Larry: Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah. 

Chris: Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

Larry: Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

Chris: No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

Larry: Oh I see.

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Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else...

'''Larry:''' Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing.

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Larry: Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

Larry: Hello there, Christian.

 Chris: Yep. Hello.

Larry: So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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 Chris: (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

Larry: You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

 Chris:...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

Larry: So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

 Chris: Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

Larry: Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

 Chris: I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

Larry: You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

 Chris: Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

Larry: Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

 Chris: Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

Larry: Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

 Chris: Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

Larry: Ah. Yes. If I could a-

 Chris: I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

Larry: Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

 Chris: (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

Larry: Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

 Chris: Yeah... thank you.

Larry: You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

[Chris rolls his eyes to one side, in noticeable surprise. Is he hiding something?]

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

[Chris opens his eyes wide in shock, possibly embarrassment. "I thought I was the only one who had those!"]

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

[Long awkward pause. Chris strokes chin in confusion]

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

''(cuts)''

 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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Larry: What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

Chris: Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

Larry: Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

Chris: Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

Larry: Ok.

Chris: That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

Larry: Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

Chris: Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: If I don't buy the game first...

Larry: So what was the last game you bought? 

Chris: Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

Larry: That's good.

Chris: Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

Larry: That's good. Yes there's enough--

Chris: I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

Larry: So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

Chris: Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

Larry: Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

Chris: Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad! 

Larry: Oh dear! So yes...

Chris: It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

Larry: He is indeed a master of comedy!

Chris: Yep! Very funny man.

Larry: Yes.

Chris: And a good human being as well.

Larry: Oh, that's good.

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 SAE: So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

Chris: Bruise on my head?

Larry: Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah. 

Chris: Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

Larry: Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

Chris: No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

Larry: Oh I see.

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[[Category: Interview videos| 2009-07-03]]

Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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===Transcript===
''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 
'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else...

'''Larry:''' Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:''''Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing.

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===Preview (Cumming Soon...)===

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Larry: Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

Larry: Hello there, Christian.

 Chris: Yep. Hello.

Larry: So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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 Chris: (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

Larry: You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

 Chris:...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

Larry: So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

 Chris: Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

Larry: Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

 Chris: I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

Larry: You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

 Chris: Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

Larry: Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

 Chris: Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

Larry: Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

 Chris: Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

Larry: Ah. Yes. If I could a-

 Chris: I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

Larry: Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

 Chris: (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

Larry: Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

 Chris: Yeah... thank you.

Larry: You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

[Chris rolls his eyes to one side, in noticeable surprise. Is he hiding something?]

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

[Chris opens his eyes wide in shock, possibly embarrassment. "I thought I was the only one who had those!"]

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

[Long awkward pause. Chris strokes chin in confusion]

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

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 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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Larry: What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

Chris: Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

Larry: Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

Chris: Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

Larry: Ok.

Chris: That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

Larry: Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

Chris: Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: If I don't buy the game first...

Larry: So what was the last game you bought? 

Chris: Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

Larry: That's good.

Chris: Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

Larry: That's good. Yes there's enough--

Chris: I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

Larry: So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

Chris: Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

Larry: Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

Chris: Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad! 

Larry: Oh dear! So yes...

Chris: It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

Larry: He is indeed a master of comedy!

Chris: Yep! Very funny man.

Larry: Yes.

Chris: And a good human being as well.

Larry: Oh, that's good.

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 SAE: So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

Chris: Bruise on my head?

Larry: Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah. 

Chris: Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

Larry: Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

Chris: No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

Larry: Oh I see.

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Chris-chan Discusses...

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'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., aka "Guru Larry" of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|That Guy With The Glasses.com]] (a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews) and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big name fan of CWC, along with animator Harry Partridge.

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the Bulk and Skull theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Directors' Cut==

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''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 
'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with Chris-Chan in June 2009. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''(sic)'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a YouTube celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as Sonichu creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have Christian Weston Chandler… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon! Hello, there, Christian! 

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello. 

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them? 

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, God of War 3 and uh, the PSP version of Little Big Planet. 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my PSP 2000 as well. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so- 

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of UMD games... 

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content... 

'''Larry:''' Mm. 

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or Nariko. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or... 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet. 

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all. 

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah. 

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games. 

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the God of War series, I've been playing Chains of Olympus. 

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being ''(cut off)'' 

'''Chris:''' And I put- 

'''Larry:''' -Buy the PS2 one for- 

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have God Of War 1 or 2, but I did get Chains of Olympus, and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, two naked ladieeees! Ding! 

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough. 

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on Grand Turismo? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, Grand Turismo. What date was that at the E3? 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game. 

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on. 

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, Grand Turismo HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the Playstation 3. 

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or... 

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else...

'''Larry:''' Uh, how about Nintendo, now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year? 

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the Playstation Network... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah. 

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support. 

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, New Super Mario Brothers Wii, it's a sequel to a DS game, on the Wii. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like Little Big Planet, and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time. 

'''Chris:''' Alright. 

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game? 

'''Chris:''' That's not-that sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2. 

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or... 

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the Super Mario Galaxy 1. So, to buy a Super Mario Galaxy 2 sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah. 

'''Larry:''' I'm gonna ask you. And, uh, there's a new Metroid Prime- there's a new Metroid game coming out, and it's made by the people who made Ninja Gaiden, as well, that's coming out. 

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good. 

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's Ninja Gaiden with, uh, Samus. So... 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, Nintendo, I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new Wiimote? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that? 

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral. 

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out. 

'''Chris:''' Hm. 

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, what do you think about [unintelligible] metal-new Metal Gear Solid games coming out on Metal Gear games? 

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the Metal Gear Solid games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for PSP- 

'''Larry:''' Alright. 

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, Metal Gear Solid games for the PSP. 

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, Playstation 3 version, then? Metal Gear Solid 4? 

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to. 

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, Sonic games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [unintelligible] Sonic games released, I... 

'''Chris:'''Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new Sega Rally race for... Yeah, Sega Super Stars Racing.

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===Preview (Cumming Soon...)===

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Larry: Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

Larry: Hello there, Christian.

 Chris: Yep. Hello.

Larry: So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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 Chris: (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

Larry: You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

 Chris:...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, futher induce the heart attack, yeah.

Larry: So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

 Chris: Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

Larry: Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

 Chris: I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

Larry: You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

 Chris: Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

Larry: Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

 Chris: Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

Larry: Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

 Chris: Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

Larry: Ah. Yes. If I could a-

 Chris: I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

Larry: Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

 Chris: (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

Larry: Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

 Chris: Yeah... thank you.

Larry: You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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Larry: Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

 Chris: Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

Larry: Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

 Chris: [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

Larry: So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

 Chris: Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

Larry: Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

 Chris: Hmm.

Larry: I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

 Chris: Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

Larry: Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

[Chris rolls his eyes to one side, in noticeable surprise. Is he hiding something?]

 Chris: Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

Larry: SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

 Chris: Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

Larry: Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

[Chris opens his eyes wide in shock, possibly embarrassment. "I thought I was the only one who had those!"]

 Chris: Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

Larry: [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

 Chris: Huh...

Larry: He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

 Chris: Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

Larry: Even if they're half-human?

 Chris: [Pause] Uh... even if...?

Larry: I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

 Chris: Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

[Long awkward pause. Chris strokes chin in confusion]

 Chris: Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

Larry: No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

 Chris: [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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Larry: Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

 Chris: Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

Larry: Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

 Chris: Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

Larry: Oh, yeah, so-

 Chris: Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

Larry: No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: Oh, That's good.

 Chris: Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

Larry: Alright.

 Chris: Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[Dirty_Crapped_Briefs|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

Larry: Mm.

 Chris: Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out! 

Larry: Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

 Chris: ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

Larry: You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

 Chris: Okay yeah.

''(cuts)''

 Chris: It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

Larry: Okay.

 Chris: Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

Larry: I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

 Chris: ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

Larry: Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

 Chris: Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

Larry: Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

 Chris: ...Heh.

Larry: It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

 Chris: Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

Larry: So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

 Chris: Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

Larry: Yeah.

 Chris: And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

Larry: That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

 Chris: Yeah.

Larry: What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

 Chris: Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

Larry: Yes. I AGREE.

 Chris: Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

Larry: Hm.

 Chris: And a whole buncha stickers!

Larry: Ah.

 Chris: That- That'd be awesome.

Larry: Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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Larry: What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

Chris: Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

Larry: Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

Chris: Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

Larry: Ok.

Chris: That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

Larry: Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

Chris: Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: If I don't buy the game first...

Larry: So what was the last game you bought? 

Chris: Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

Larry: That's good.

Chris: Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

Larry: That's good. Yes there's enough--

Chris: I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

Larry: So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

Chris: Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

Larry: Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

Chris: Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

Larry: Yeah.

Chris: [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad! 

Larry: Oh dear! So yes...

Chris: It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

Larry: He is indeed a master of comedy!

Chris: Yep! Very funny man.

Larry: Yes.

Chris: And a good human being as well.

Larry: Oh, that's good.

 '''[Video Break]'''

 SAE: So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

Chris: Bruise on my head?

Larry: Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah. 

Chris: Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

Larry: Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

Chris: No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

Larry: Oh I see.

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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-03]]
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2012-08-31T02:56:15Z

Jsg: It's me!

Hello.

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2012-08-31T02:54:36Z

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'''Chris''' was last spotted playing '''''[[wikipedia:Transformers:_Fall_of_Cybertron|TRANSFORMERS: Fall of Cybertron]]'''''. 
Chris has spent over '''$6,127.64''' of [[monthly tugboat|YOUR money]]! 
Chris's [[PSN]] is '''Sonichu'''. You can see his profile [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].
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August 2012

2012-08-31T02:52:21Z

Jsg: whoops... forgot something :)

'''August [[2012]]''' began with the revelation that Chris has [[Clover and Snoopy|two new dogs]], having entered them into a local [[Chris and contests|contest]]. He didn't win, although his beagles were popular with the [[Trolls|commenters]].

Other than that, August has been another quiet month, like [[July 2012|July]], most likely due to him serving out his sentence.

==Events==
* 1 August - The existence of Clover and Snoopy is revealed on the CWCki forums.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/chris-has-new-dogs-t2276972.html Chris has new dogs] (requires registration in order to view)</ref>
* 6 August - The beginning of the voting phase of the ''Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest'', in which Clover and Snoopy were participants.<ref name="contestrules">[http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Rules.aspx?contestid=64810]</ref>
* 12 August - The end of the voting phase of the ''Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest''. Chris didn't win.<ref name="contestrules" />
* 30 August - A full, uncut, remastered version of the [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] interview is released by Guru Larry. <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbFWKPvktU&feature=player_embedded The full uncut video on] [[YouTube]]. </ref>
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August 2012

2012-08-31T02:49:50Z

Jsg:

'''August [[2012]]''' began with the revelation that Chris has [[Clover and Snoopy|two new dogs]], having entered them into a local [[Chris and contests|contest]]. He didn't win, although his beagles were popular with the [[Trolls|commenters]].

Other than that, August has been another quiet month, like [[July 2012|July]], most likely due to him serving out his sentence.

==Events==
* 1 August - The existence of Clover and Snoopy is revealed on the CWCki forums.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/chris-has-new-dogs-t2276972.html Chris has new dogs] (requires registration in order to view)</ref>
* 6 August - The beginning of the voting phase of the ''Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest'', in which Clover and Snoopy were participants.<ref name="contestrules">[http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Rules.aspx?contestid=64810]</ref>
* 12 August - The end of the voting phase of the ''Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest''. Chris didn't win.<ref name="contestrules" />
* 30 August - A full, uncut, remastered version of the Chris-chan Discusses... interview is released by Guru Larry. <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRbFWKPvktU&feature=player_embedded The full uncut video on] [[YouTube]]. </ref>
==References==
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{{Timeline}}

Chris and fashion

2012-08-28T03:30:35Z

Jsg: /* Trademark clothing */

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[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes. Style is forever.]]
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[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. The majority of shirts he owns are colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts, most of which are decorated with horizontal stripes, making him look even [[Obesity|fatter]].

[[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one (the "Advice Dog" shirt) and possibly all of his shirts were purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Although his mother doesn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chooses to wear these shirts, possibly out of a strong aversion to change, a common trait of [[autistic]] people.

== Childhood ==
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polo and T-shirts and khaki pants. The only difference compared to today is that he sometimes even dared to wear single-colored shirts with his [[Sonic the Hedgehog|favorite game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only article of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme is the [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he has owned since he was 19. Being yellow, it does not look good on him.

== Trademark clothing ==

[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]

Chris's classic outfit consists of:

* His favorite shirt, a St. John's Bay® Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which is so tight that it accentuates his voluptuous, masculine bosoms. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably draws himself wearing in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].
* His [[Medallions of Fail|medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]]
* A pair of [[Pedo-Glasses]] attached to a chain.
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically define his rear end to a disturbing level — he may be wearing women's jeans, or he may simply still wear pants his gut long ago outgrew.
* [[Belt Buckle of Fail]]
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for the many [[Chris and death|funerals that plague his existence]].
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
* Since late [[2009]], a [[sports bra]] to keep the previously mentioned bosoms in check.

==The "IBA" outfit==
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a terrible goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*Sunglasses over normal glasses (glasses chain remains)
*T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.
*Goatee.
*Tattoo sleeves
*A black vest that is too small for his girth.
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clownshirts, and claimed that he was pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video.

==The "Gay Trucker" outfit==

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]

After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the [[medallion]] for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person, including a denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of just to look gayer.<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> The result is a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that Chris tries to look like a bad boy, but he ends up looking like a gay trucker, hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could make it look gayer is by combining it with his [[muscle bra]]. Which, unfortunately, he has. [[Fridays After Five|And in public.]] At this point, going back to the [[Sonichu Medallion]] would actually ''improve'' his chances of picking up girls.

[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[China|has too much of]] and what he [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|apparently ''has'' had]].]]

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly express Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that read "Mount and do me". That said, the video was made for a potential sweetheart that Chris desperately wanted to fuck, leaving open the possibility that Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[Chris's room|bedroom]].

Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to a public, family-oriented concert. He then topped this later, by pulling that shirt over his head, and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written "WANT WOMAN!" The common belief is that these tasteless, sexually themed shirts are the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is both straight and available without ever having to talk to people.

In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos where he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts (including a [[Manchester High School]] senior class T-shirt which he must have reverently preserved for at least a decade). The effect is interesting, bringing him closer to something like normality than he's been in many years. He's still a pale, sweaty, balding, grotesquely fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that puts him reasonably close to the mainstream.

A number of Chris's t-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more — the Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
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==The Carlos Chantor outfit==
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet; too bad it did not last.]]

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com.

It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.

==The “Tomgirl” series==
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]

{{main|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In April 2011 a series of pictures leaked, showing Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consists of:

* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear was at one point code for [[homos]]exuality; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eyeliner
* Jeans
* Blue string top
*Black thong
*A silver ring<ref>File:TG6.jpg</ref> (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge [[F Abstinence|virginity]] until marriage)<ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[glasses]]

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is [[autistic]], observers often speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question. Either way, Christian seems to regard his shirt as an integral part of his identity in the same way that [[trolls]] do.

His fashion sense has shown itself to be evolving in the last year, but moving in cycles. In [[2010]] he seemed to have ditched the [[Sonichu medallion]] and moved into what could be described as a more edgy, hip, aggressive look. His success at being so is on par for course with the rest of his attempts at things.

Of note, during his conversation with [[Kacey]] while posing as [[Liquid Chris]] he claimed to also own a striped shirt like the "impostor". He expressed much joy at the fact that it was red, white and blue, implying owning a shirt was proof of his patriotism.

==Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe, along with links to the videos they appeared in:
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<gallery>
Image:Christshirt1.png|"The Classic" [[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]" [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe" [[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain" [[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri" [[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot" [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon" [[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe" [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|1]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|3]] [[A message to the Trolls|4]] [[Don't Mess With Me|5]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster" [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light" [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild" [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame" [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" [[51 50|1]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]" [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie Shirt" [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake" [[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes" [[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[For Kacey II|7]] [[To Clyde Gregg|8]] [[For Chris II|9]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|10]]
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator" [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag" [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green" [[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack" [[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher" [[Apology to Emily|1]]
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher" [[25 September 2009|1]]

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{{Illustrations}}

== Wrist warmer ==

[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]

Ever wonder what that thing is behind Chris's neck?

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>}}

Chris most likely wears it as a counter to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

==Fanny pack==
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|left|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.]]

A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and have since been considered to be a fashion faux pas.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

== Cosplaying ==
{{main|Chris and cosplaying}}
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== Sources ==
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{{Chris and}}

List of Chris's games

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[America]]n readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game (almost), every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
In early August 2010, according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total. All but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local GameStop to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, Gamecube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In October 2010, Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in Charlottesville, and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a True and Honest certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. If you live in [[Charlottesville, VA]] you can head down to [[Snooky's Pawn Shop]] and pick up your very own piece of Chris-chan memorabilia, and the best part is, Chris probably got paid less than a dollar each for his games.
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==The Games==
===Nintendo===
====Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.{{cite}}
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash{{cite}}.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Chris and english|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|There were three GB ''TMNT'' games; it's not clear which one this is.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Nintendo 64 (N64)====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy Color (GBC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|
|}
====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''BMX XXX
|Acclaim
|Probably bought for [[Mass debating]] purposes.
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle]]d Edition
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|Wayforward
|
|-
|''Frogger 3d
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]]
|-

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}
====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy in- Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Twinsanity]]
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Beatles: Rock Band
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Namco Bandai
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''SoulCalibur V
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: Helmet Chaos
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Modnation Racers Roadtrip
|Sony
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox Studios
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]], making it possible that he owned one.<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref>
====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham Games
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

List of Chris's games

2012-08-28T03:27:06Z

Jsg: /* Nintendo GameCube (NGC) */

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[America]]n readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game (almost), every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
In early August 2010, according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total. All but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local GameStop to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, Gamecube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In October 2010, Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in Charlottesville, and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a True and Honest certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. If you live in [[Charlottesville, VA]] you can head down to [[Snooky's Pawn Shop]] and pick up your very own piece of Chris-chan memorabilia, and the best part is, Chris probably got paid less than a dollar each for his games.
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==The Games==
===Nintendo===
====Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.{{cite}}
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash{{cite}}.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Chris and english|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|There were three GB ''TMNT'' games; it's not clear which one this is.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Nintendo 64 (N64)====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy Color (GBC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|
|}
====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''BMX XXX
|Acclaim
|Probably bought for [[Mass debating]] purposes.
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle]]d Edition
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|Wayforward
|
|-
|''Frogger 3d
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]]
|-

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}
====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy in- Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Twinsanity]]
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Beatles: Rock Band
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Namco Bandai
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''SoulCalibur V
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: Helmet Chaos
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Modnation Racers Roadtrip
|Sony
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox Studios
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]], making it possible that he owned one.<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref>
====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham Games
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)

2012-08-26T19:37:40Z

Jsg: /* Links */

[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|right|thumb||ORIGINAL MUSIC (DO NOT STEAL)]]
'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''''' is the self-titled first album by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]], Chris's musical side-project, recorded in August [[2003]]. It is a thrilling journey from the depths of lonely despair to the exciting joys of zapping to the extreme. Get your copy today!

==Release==
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|right|A crude pre-release version of the album cover.]]
[[Image:CWCHedgeBoysLable.jpg|thumb|CD Art]]
Sadly, due to lack of promotion and the fact that it's often difficult to hear Chris's voice over the tracks he is singing over, the album failed to chart in most countries (although it was unnervingly popular in [[Molvanîa]]).

==Video clips==
A promo clip was recorded for "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]."

==Tracklist==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!
! Title
! Based on
!Subject
|-
| 1
| "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]"
| [[Wikipedia:The Backstreet Boys|The Backstreet Boys]] — "[[Wikipedia:I Want It That Way|I Want It That Way]]"
| [[Love Quest]], [[Boyfriend-free girl]]
|-
| 2
| "[[Sonichu Zip]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Hironobu Kageyama|Hironobu Kageyama]] and [[Wikipedia:Hideaki Takatori|Hideaki Takatori]] — "[[Wikipedia:Sonic X#Japan|SONIC DRIVE]]"
| [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic]]
|-
| 3
| "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]"
| The Backstreet Boys — "[[Wikipedia:Larger than Life (song)|Larger than Life]]"
| [[Autism]]
|-
| 4
| "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]"
| Midnight Sons — "[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|If Only Tears Could Bring You Back]]"
| [[Sarah Hammer]]
|-
| 5
| "[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] — "[[Wikipedia:The Cup of Life (Ricky Martin song)|La Copa de la Vida]]"
| [[Spanish]], [[sex]]
|-
| 6
| "[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Los del Río|Los del Río]] — "[[Wikipedia:Macarena|Macarena]]"
| [[Random-access humor]], [[Sonichu]]
|-
| 7
| "[[Feel So Lonesome]]"
| [[Britney Spears]] — "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]"
| [[Love Quest]], [[Attraction Sign]]
|-
| 8
| "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Crush 40|Sons of Angels]] — "[[Wikipedia:Thrill of the Feel|Open Your Heart]]"
| [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
|}

==Follow-up==
Due to the relative failure of the album, many in the music industry were surprised when Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (minus founding members [[Sonic]] and Shadow) reappeared three years later with ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''.

==Links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0A397D5A528D4E62 Listen to the album on YouTube]
* [http://www.last.fm/music/Christian+Weston+Chandler Chris's last.fm page]
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]

So Need a Cute Girl

2012-08-26T19:35:43Z

Jsg: Undo revision 162599 by Jsg (talk)

{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and NOT TO MOST [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl", 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]<ref name="ed">http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821</ref>}}

'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''. Chris describes it in an [[ED]] edit as his "[[love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.

==Song==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-51Z5Q8hPbQ}}
| Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| maker = Chris
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
}}</center>

=== Lyrics===

[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"'']

Hey! Look at me! 
I'm sitting here sad and lonely! 

Without a fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
[[Noviophobia|"I have a boyfriend!"]] 

And I see da ladies walking 
Along one by one, 
And I never wanna hear, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! * 
Tell me why 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
Tell me why 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!"** 

And I have no fire 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Why do all of the [[jerks]] 
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) 
You may not notice, 
But I want you to know 
That I am a lonesome heart! 

And I have no fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'', to not, to not 
''Heeeaaar…'' 

Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
So need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I ain’t never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Never say it, now!

* ''In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."''

** ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref>''

==Music video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video (Featuring Performance of "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend")
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6azwhe8xhVI}}
| stardate = 20 [[December 2004]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Live_performance|So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance]]
}}</center>

Filmed in December [[2004]] to promote Christian's [[Love Quest]]. Don't miss the rare B-side track, "[[All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"

===Introductory notes===

Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler, age 22 at this time. I'll be 23 on February 24th, [[2005]]. [''clears throat''] Eh, anyway, uh, for over a year, now, I've, uh, been trying to attract an 18-to-22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]]—18-to-21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been tryin' for over a year to attract a girl—boyfriend-free girl—and I have failed.[Chris sits on the floor] And, you know, when you got—when you have so much—so many failures at this time, [Chris pets his Menchi plushie] you can't help but feel sad, you know? And depressed? And here it is, about [[Christmas#2004|Christmas time]], and, well, all I want for Christmas is a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. And, a'course, uh, during the time, I have, uh, been a—trying, I written a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|few songs]], about my, uh, [[Love Quest]]. And, so, for now—for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh, two a'—two a'my songs. [''clears throat and stands up''] First one I'm gonna sing is one I've, uhh, made up first, wri'en my own lyrics to, into a tune to this song. By the way, [''points to [[Sonichu medallion]] around neck''] this, here, is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. [''???''] just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term. Anyway, here's my first song, called "So Need A Cute Girl."

[''Performs songs'']

[[Sigh|[''Chris sighs'']]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope [[Santa]] will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler—by the way, you can call my Chris in public—and... thank you.

==Live performance==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wlP5VhuJubE}}
| stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, Drunk
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]
}}</center>

On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.

=== Transcript ===

(Fervently grabs crotch at the end) LADIES, [[Adult Swim|ALL HANDS ON ME]]. (There are no takers, just laughter)

'''Man:''' (''Bewildered'') Oh ohh OHHH buddy!! Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VfM9Q73lBjg}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| Video Typer = Song Cover
| info = Sonichu: The Animated Series response from the real Chris Chandler.
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GDqJ4VuzhnU}}
| stardate = 25 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/AngusHiggens AngusHiggens]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = Said to feature guest backing vocals from [[Liquid Chris]].
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys.
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}
| stardate = 11 [[June 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.
}}</center>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also:==
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
*[[Virgin with Rage]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]|nextlink=[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]|}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{CWC on TV}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-12-24]]

So Need a Cute Girl

2012-08-26T19:34:11Z

Jsg: /* Lyrics */

{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and NOT TO MOST [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl", 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]<ref name="ed">http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821</ref>}}

'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''. Chris describes it in an [[ED]] edit as his "[[love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.

==Song==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-51Z5Q8hPbQ}}
| Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| maker = Chris
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
}}</center>

=== Lyrics===

[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"'']

Hey! Look at me! 
I'm sitting here sad and lonely! 

Without a fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
[[Noviophobia|"I have a boyfriend!"]] 

And I see da ladies walking 
Along one by one, 
And I never wanna hear, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! 
Tell me why 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
Tell me why 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

And I have no fire 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Why do all of the [[jerks]] 
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) 
You may not notice, 
But I want you to know 
That I am a lonesome heart! 

And I have no fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'', to not, to not 
''Heeeaaar…'' 

Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
So need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I ain’t never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Never say it, now!

* ''In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."''

** ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref>''

==Music video==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video (Featuring Performance of "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend")
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6azwhe8xhVI}}
| stardate = 20 [[December 2004]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Live_performance|So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance]]
}}</center>

Filmed in December [[2004]] to promote Christian's [[Love Quest]]. Don't miss the rare B-side track, "[[All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"

===Introductory notes===

Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler, age 22 at this time. I'll be 23 on February 24th, [[2005]]. [''clears throat''] Eh, anyway, uh, for over a year, now, I've, uh, been trying to attract an 18-to-22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]]—18-to-21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been tryin' for over a year to attract a girl—boyfriend-free girl—and I have failed.[Chris sits on the floor] And, you know, when you got—when you have so much—so many failures at this time, [Chris pets his Menchi plushie] you can't help but feel sad, you know? And depressed? And here it is, about [[Christmas#2004|Christmas time]], and, well, all I want for Christmas is a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. And, a'course, uh, during the time, I have, uh, been a—trying, I written a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|few songs]], about my, uh, [[Love Quest]]. And, so, for now—for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh, two a'—two a'my songs. [''clears throat and stands up''] First one I'm gonna sing is one I've, uhh, made up first, wri'en my own lyrics to, into a tune to this song. By the way, [''points to [[Sonichu medallion]] around neck''] this, here, is Sonichu. You can look him up on the web. [''???''] just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term. Anyway, here's my first song, called "So Need A Cute Girl."

[''Performs songs'']

[[Sigh|[''Chris sighs'']]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope [[Santa]] will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler—by the way, you can call my Chris in public—and... thank you.

==Live performance==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wlP5VhuJubE}}
| stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, Drunk
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]
}}</center>

On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.

=== Transcript ===

(Fervently grabs crotch at the end) LADIES, [[Adult Swim|ALL HANDS ON ME]]. (There are no takers, just laughter)

'''Man:''' (''Bewildered'') Oh ohh OHHH buddy!! Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VfM9Q73lBjg}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| Video Typer = Song Cover
| info = Sonichu: The Animated Series response from the real Chris Chandler.
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GDqJ4VuzhnU}}
| stardate = 25 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/AngusHiggens AngusHiggens]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = Said to feature guest backing vocals from [[Liquid Chris]].
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album Trollsta's Paradise: A True & Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys.
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}
| stardate = 11 [[June 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.
}}</center>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also:==
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
*[[Virgin with Rage]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]|nextlink=[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]|}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{CWC on TV}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-12-24]]

Stress

2012-08-25T01:12:02Z

Jsg: /* Things that Chris does when stressed */

[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating "stress" with [[Father Call|being shot]].<ref name="IRC"/>}}

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.

When pressed on his "high-functioning" [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]] or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[troll]]ed.

When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his [[glasses]] and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives.

==Stress fact==
===Things that give Chris stress===
* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" />
* [[Trolls]]
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>
* [[Pickles]]
* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Niggos]]
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job]]
* Anything requiring him to leave the house
* [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" />
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many failures
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him]]
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism]]
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself]]
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]]
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality]]
* [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref>
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire]]
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident]]
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy]]
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist]]
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else]]
* [[Jackie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend will not give him china if he doesn't act like a normal person]]
* People [[Chris and death|dying]]<ref name="IRC"/>
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* Being famous<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]]
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]]
* Being [[friend zone]]d
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]]
* [[Megan|His hormones]]<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref>
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]]
* Being [[Father Call|cal]][[28 October 2011|led]] a child
* Back when [[Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly ok)<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> <ref name="IRC20081231"/>
* Anything slightly inconvenient
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for
* Anything that stress isn't an excuse for

===Things that relieve Chris's stress===
* [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref>
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]]
* The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]"
* Playing [[vidya]]
* Hiring prostitutes<ref>[[April 2012]]</ref>

===Things that Chris does when stressed===
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress]]
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself]]
* Cries
* Becomes less/more productive than usual
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]]
* Sends [[death threats]]
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]]
* Crashes Into Slumber <ref>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan_Update_21_October_2008</ref>
* Becomes increasingly homophobic<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref>
* Becomes increasingly racist<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively]]
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]]
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas<ref>[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]</ref>
* [[Alcohol|Drinks]]
* [[6 June 2010|Attempts]] [[28 October 2011|vehicular homicide]]

==References==
<references />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Stress

2012-08-25T01:09:33Z

Jsg: /* Things that give Chris stress */

[[Image:Stress.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in stressed mode.]]

{{quote|Stress hinders the emotions and physical abilities as swiftly as a bullet.|Chris, equating "stress" with [[Father Call|being shot]].<ref name="IRC"/>}}

'''Stress''' is the bane of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s existence.

When pressed on his "high-functioning" [[autism]], Chris eventually learned that outside of [[high school]], he can't blame his shortcomings on autism. He discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing "stress" with [[Wikipedia:Depression (mood)|depression]] or anxiety, refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting [[troll]]ed.

When under the effects of "stress", Chris typically posted videos without his [[glasses]] and talked in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling "stressed" that Chris will opt to remove himself from the [[Internet]] for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the [[Love Quest]]. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that [[Heart level|his heart]] never goes below 0% and into the negatives.

==Stress fact==
===Things that give Chris stress===
* Bullies.<ref name="IRC" />
* [[Trolls]]
* People at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>
* [[Pickles]]
* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Niggos]]
* [[Wendy's|Getting a job]]
* Anything requiring him to leave the house
* [[Father Call|Chores]]<ref name="IRC" />
* The existence of [[ED|webpages]] [[CWCki|outlining]] his many failures
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him]]
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism]]
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself]]
* Being told things he doesn't like to hear
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]]
* [[Homo|Homosexuality]]
* His daily struggle against becoming [[homos]]exual
* [[Gay4Sonichu|His characters being accused of homosexuality]]
* [[Blanca|Finding out his Internet girlfriend broke up with him because of the Pickle Man]]<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008]]</ref>
* [[PandaHalo|Finding out his Internet girlfriend died in a brushfire]]
* [[Sarah Jackson|Finding out his Internet girlfriend was killed by Optimus Prime in a tragic car accident]]
* [[Julie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is a thirteen-year-old boy]]
* [[Ivy|Finding out his Internet girlfriend doesn't exist]]
* [[Kacey|Finding out his Internet girlfriend is marrying someone else]]
* [[Jackie|Finding out his Internet girlfriend will not give him china if he doesn't act like a normal person]]
* People [[Chris and death|dying]]<ref name="IRC"/>
* Finding out that [[Emily|his date]] was a mole working for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* Being famous<ref name="IRC20081231">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref>
* Being [[Asperchu|parodied]]
* [[Chris and his ego|Criticism (constructive or otherwise)]]
* Being [[friend zone]]d
* Having his identity [[CChanSonichuCWC|questioned]]
* [[Megan|His hormones]]<ref>[[Megan E-mails#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Megan E-mails]]</ref>
* Being [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|Trying to get unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]]
* Being [[Father Call|cal]][[28 October 2011|led]] a child
* Back when [[Bob]] was still alive, his willingness to call Chris out on his bullshit, and his rare hand-washing (but living a [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House|Superfund]] site is perfectly ok)<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref> <ref name="IRC20081231"/>
* Anything slightly inconvenient
* Anything that [[autism]] isn't an excuse for
* Anything that stress isn't an excuse for

===Things that relieve Chris's stress===
* [[Mass debating]]<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref>
* Having a [[sweetheart]] resetting his [[biological clock]]
* The prospect of having a "[[Hanky-panky|sex time]]"
* Playing [[vidya]]
* Hiring prostitutes<ref>[[April 2012]]</ref>

===Things that Chris does when stressed===
[[File:Schu11Placeholder.jpg|thumb|One of the more common symptoms of stress]]
* [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Shits himself]]
* Cries
* Becomes less/more productive than usual
* Rages about his "pitiful adult life" in [[YouTube]] videos
* Rages at his [[Mailbag|mailers]]
* Sends [[death threats]]
* Abuses his [[PSEye|cameras]]
* Crashes Into Slumber
* Becomes increasingly homophobic<ref>[[Mumble 8|Mumble #8]]</ref>
* Becomes increasingly racist<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref><ref>[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]</ref>
* [[Stress sigh|Sighs excessively]]
* Suffers from [[Sports bra|memory loss]]
* Draws hideous hardcore pornography of his friends and fursonas<ref>[[Mailbag 42#It's called an art style|Mailbag #42]]</ref>
* [[Alcohol|Drinks]]
* [[6 June 2010|Attempts]] [[28 October 2011|vehicular homicide]]

==References==
<references />
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]