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9 December 2009

2010-10-11T16:52:52Z

KHLDFS: /* Transcript */

In "'''Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009'''" (officially "'''12092009.mp4'''"), Chris complains about [[Jack Thaddeus]]' [[Homos|homosexual]] ads on his [[CWCipedia]] and demands that his fans in Europe donate him €1,000. Chris also states that he's heard rumors that Seth McFarlane is planning on including him in a future ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode. Chris then pitches his idea for a Sonichu Family Guy episode and ends his video by declaring that he has a special new [[Gal pal|gal-pal]] in mind to voice [[Rosechu]].

Chris also leaves his cell phone number in the description, thinking Seth McFarlane will read it for some strange reason. However, McFarlane obviously has better things to do than to listen to [[fail|bad]] ideas by [[Obesity|obese]] manchildren, so Chris basically created another way to get trolled by his "fans." (What a surprise.)

His episode idea essentially amounts to Meg falling in love with him because of the CWCipedia and inviting him to an animation festival in Quahog. The animation subplot is (surprise!) completely forgotten at this point as the rest of the story is just about Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu hanging out with the Griffin family to no purpose. At no point does he acknowledge that ''Family Guy'' is a comedy program and its goal is to be humorous, not to... do whatever he's trying to do here.

This video saw the return of the poor, tortured [[PSEye]] camera who, loyal as a [[Patti Chandler|dog]], still records for Chris.
==Video==

{{quotebox|
To Seth McFarline: I am addressing you; you may respond by calling my cell phone number at 434-760-0848, and Leave a Message with a Call-Back Number, so we can discuss the episode(s) plans. Thank You.}}

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| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
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| previous = [[Holiday Greetings]]
| next = [[Fanmail Reading]]
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===Transcript===

Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th 2009.

I am doing this through the PlayStation Eye, and Eye-Create once again, because my digital camera is fickle on battery power. The batteries should—are still good compared to—as—respectively noted on the battery tester I have, but, unfortunately, it goes down quickly, it goes up; it's variable, so forget digital camera. Anyway... aside from the impossible skips that may occur, I am here to make a few announcements. First off I have said the, uhh, CWCipedia, I, uhh, am looking to my European fans to make donations to the CWCipedia. Not only to, uhh, keep it up, but to help get rid of the God. Dang. Sh—horrible [''removes glasses, shakes head, then whispers''] homosexual ads that dang Jack Thaddeus put on there. [''exhales sharply and shakes head''] Anyway, donations are greatly appreciated, and, uhh, as they have noted on there, those who donate over 1000 Euros, place to—get to place their own ads there, no questions asked. And, uh—as for—with that out there—would like—also am looking for sponsors. And, uh—I am looking maybe towards the Coca-Cola company, for them to sponsor the CWCipedia, plus the Sonichu franchise. At least the Coca-Cola company in Europe—in European area, to make the donation to put their ads all over on the CWCipedia adspace. [''spoken under breath''] At least to get rid of those God-dang—[''shakes head''] but, yeah. Coca-Cola.

And, uhh—and, uhh, let's see. With that said, I note, I have an understanding that, uhh, there may be—there are rumors going around about, uhh, people who—about the people who do animation for ''[[Family Guy]]'', thinking about making a, uhh, skit, in parody, in, uhh—not in, uhh, mockery parody of me on the show, but I would like to, uhh, make it clear that I don't want just a skit. If you're going to do anything of me, I would like to be involved and voice myself in the show, as well as—as well as the Sonichu character. Now I have my own story for at least one episode, and I'm willing to go multiple episodes in agreement with Seth McFarlane and the crew. Anyway, first off the rumored, drawn version of me that, uhh, looks like a Cleveland junior clone, NO. But, I have watched all the episodes of ''Family Guy'', regardless of weight, and I drew a good version of myself, with these drawings I'm gonna show on here and put on the CWCipedia a little later on tonight... along with sixth page.
[[Image:FamilyGuyChris.JPG|thumb|We all know that should be [[Sammy]].]]
[[Image:FamilyGuySonichuAndRosechu.JPG|thumb|You can't see it in the thumbnail, but Sonichu's lips are fucking terrifying.]]

[''Chris holds a picture of himself drawn in ''Family Guy''-style up to the camera. It looks nothing like him.'']

Anyway, there you go, that's a good version of me right there, to draw with the show.

[''Chris puts the image of himself down and holds up a picture of Sonichu and Rosechu. It looks exactly like every other picture of them he's drawn.'']

Like I said, it will be up on the CWCipedia later. And this here's a ''Family Guy'' version of Sonichu and Rosechu that I drew up. I even whittled it down and gave them each only four fingers. As you can see from here... and as it will be more—as it will be made more clear when they are uploaded on the CWCipedia later.

Also, yeah, my story idea. [[Fail|I have not written it up yet]], but I am going—but I am going—I am planning on doing that. But, right off the bat, I have a start. Okay, here's the scenario for a story: [[Megan]]—Meg, is a fan—will be—will be a fan of my Sonichu comics. She goes onto the CWCipedia, reads [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|every new page I put up]], and she just really—and she just really adores me for, uhh, being a kind man and, uhh, all the [[Lie|good]] things about me, ''aside'' from the vicious rumors that trolls put up, especially like on the [[ED]] page, and then she sends—she puts a letter, a message in the CWCipedia mailbox... [''nervous from the thought of girl (fictional or non-) talking to him''] and it's just like, "Why don't you come down to Ro—Qua—Quahog? We got, like, uhh... a—an animation fest coming up. Uhh, you could come part—you could come participate, show off your Sonich—show off your Sonichu and stuff, and, uhh... [[Third date|meet with me]]."

That's what she would say. And I was like, "Hmm... yes." But then we cut... to, uhh, later on during the animation festival, and, uhh... and sure enough, [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|come]] up—[''gibberish''] in [[Son-Chu|my car]], and Megan—and [[:Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg |Megan's dere... with me]], and, uhh, it's all—uh, it's all—it's all ver—it's all—it's nice little meeting of... you know, between me and the family—and the family dere. And then, also, you know—and, also, after the [[rape|meet-and-greet there]]... um, I bring my [[Duck|two Sonichu Balls]], and, uhh...—and [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls|release Sonichu and Rosechu]]... into the ''Family Guy'' world. And then they—and then they get to—and then they get together. Then, they greet the family, and, uhh, everybody meets, and... also, you know, they have a knowledge of what's going with ''Brian'', as for me, as I've seen all the ''Family Guy'' episodes.

Mm, so... I have for story in this episode: Sonichu and Rosechu... help hook-up Brian and help him to maintain a relationship that he can actually, uhh, do better-off with, 'cuz... yeah, he's definitely [[Kacey|screwed up a few times]]. [[PandaHalo|No doubt about that.]]

Anyway, let's see, what else? Mm, yeah, that's fairly much what I have so far. More to—more to be revealed as I... wri—as I type it up. But—which, uhh, you know, these, uh, three images, as well as that story, will be put on the, uhh, [''air quotes''] ''Family Guy'' page on the CWCipedia, which I will create later night, to start off.

But, of course, starting off as such, uhh, I will put my own opinions about some of the aspects of ''Family Guy''—at least, uh, my humble opinions—and, definitely, you know, [''acting as though he's actually standing up for a real person''] Meg does not deserve to be treated as she does. She's definitely a very beautiful girl. I don't care what anybody says; she's beautiful in my eyes....

Anyway... also with that, uhh, there's also some other opinions—another opinion tonight. Oh, and I would definitely say this to Stewie in his face and (??????): you know, Stewie... you should have let that tower '''fall on you'''. Then, at least in the future, you'd have ended up [[homos|straight]]!

Yeah, let's see if Stewie responds [to] that.

[''sigh''] Anyway, let's see.... What else...? Yeah, and another thing, also, I would like to—also, on that—on that page, I would address the, uh, rumor, about, on the "Road to Germany" episode, where Seth got the bathroom sketch from a [''holds up hands''] ''Ghostbuster's'' skit that I drew in, uhh, [[Sonichu 7|book number seven]]... I definitely put out(?) the question if(?), you know, [''squeaky falsetto''] he actually [[copyright|borrowed that from me]], but, you know, either way, I'm [[lies|cool]]. I'm just wanted to make sure, because... I don't know until I ask him personally.

Mm. Anyway, uh, that and... other things on my mind I'm not sure about, but... I can't rough(?) them outta my head right now, but they are noted on the Captain's Log... and in the previous entries on the CWCipedia.

I am Christian Weston Chandler. Thank you very much, and have a good evening.

[''Chris totally fakes us out'']

And another thing I'm not sure I even mentioned in the video... or till now: if this—if this show does go in process, like I said, I definitely want to voice myself and Sonichu. As for Rosechu, I have a [''vocal squeak''] galpal... that I—that—that has close—that is close—and, uhh, I trust [her]. She is not [a troll], but, uhh... we are good friends, and I feel that she has a great voice. '''She could voice Rosechu very well'''. [''dramatic glasses removal''] I mean that. Okay...

Anyway... have a good day. Be safe.

[''gives us a thumbs-up, trying to fake us out once more'']

[''with arms spread and speaking in a really, really cool voice''] [[Random-access humor|'''I'm the man!''' ...And I'm straight, so... yes!]]

[''shakes head in self-disapproval'']

==See also==
*''[[Family Guy]]''

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Talk:100 2261.MOV

2010-10-01T22:49:00Z

KHLDFS:

Is there an article about all the bullshit chris has said to try to get china? Nothing on the China page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Commencing transcription. --[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:00, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
*Never mind, my power went out just as I was about to save the page. Some one else took care of it.--[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:49, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I swear Chris-chan will do anything for china and I mean anything. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 15:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2261.MOV

2010-10-01T22:00:14Z

KHLDFS:

Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2010-10-01T01:23:50Z

KHLDFS: Deciphered a previously unintelligible sentence.

'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again.

Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.
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==Description==
{{quotebox|Nothin' but a [[Asperchu|jivin]]' turkey gourd.}}

==Video==
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| name = Lars Is Jivin'
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ch6IsBY1pDY}}
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[New Address]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[Stares at camera with an angry look on face, cocks head, jump-cut]Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak condom wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [holds up a tape dispenser] This your bu-[jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the camera] She through that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [another jump cut] I'm out! Peace.

==See also==

*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]
*[[New Address]]

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Apologies to Alec and Evan

2010-05-01T16:16:37Z

KHLDFS: Fixed a link.

Right after giving Mao a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], [[Chris]] '''"apologizes" to [[Evan]] and Alec,''' two of Mao's compatriots from [[Asperpedia]]. He seems to hope that this concession will help convince them to remove some of their ads on the [[CWCipedia]], which, in addition to exposing Chris's lies and hypocrisy, have become fearfully pornographic.

However, Chris studiously avoids mentioning the character that is the real bone of contention with Evan: not [[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]] or [[Fan:Simonchu|Simonchu]], but [[Simonla Rosechu]], his [[Chris and art#Plagiarism and tracing|shameless imitation]] of Simonchu.
==Video==
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| name = Apologies to Alec and Evan
| image = {{#ev:youtube|gvPYdS25pKY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 1 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] Website
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe
| previous = [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]
| next = [[5_February_2010|I Am Alive]]
}}
===Transcript===
Ahh, Captain's Log, February 1st, 2010. I would like to take this moment to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] to Mr. Alec Benson Leary for the curses, and the [[death threats]], and mislabelings I have placed upon him. Such as, uh, not reading his own fan- his own quote-unquote "fanmail" and all that. So I apologize for stealing- for misunderstanding his [[Asperchu]] as being a parody and labeling it as such. As much as it is ''his'' original character.

Asperchu is Alec Benson's Leary charac- Alec Benson's... [''squints in a retarded concentration''] [[Autism|Try saying that three times fast with plurals]]. Heh. Asperchu is Alec Benson Leary's [[CWC-isms|all-creation]]. Not mine. And I retra- and I retract all the past statements I have made, uh, against that, and of his book being anything [[parody|parodic]] or copycatishly to anything in my uh, anything in my book.

Um... Anyway, uh, along with that I also would like to apologize to Evan for offending him and by clai- and by taking false claim of his Simonchu character. And uh, I'm happy to give that back to him, and I retract ''all'' ownership of the Simonchu character. [''Pauses in a retarded contemplation, leaning forward and opening his mouth again before continuing''] And I leave you all with that! So, yeah. My apologize, my apolo- my respective apologies to all of y'all on the Asperpedia, uh, I hope we can get along and maybe be less offensive advertise-wise. Okay. [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Be safe and have a good day!
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04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless

2010-04-25T07:46:30Z

KHLDFS: Deciphered a previously unintelligible sentence fragment.

'''04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless''' is a video uploaded on 23 [[April 2010]].

Wearing only his [[muscle bra|sports bra]], Chris reads easily accessible information about [[autism]] that he got from [[Wikipedia]] and autismspeaks.org for about 7 minutes. He gives his advice regarding how to raise an autistic child, but Chris, as the autistic he is, doesn't realize that he can't be taken seriously if he is wearing a bra. Chris then begins his protest against other men walking around shirtless, stating that it should be illegal unless said man is wearing a bra.

Chris appearing in his bra is most likely an attempt to take the wind out of the trolls' sails after [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|the horrors of the day before]]. Note the lack of the [[medallion]], or the [[high school ring]], and the fact that Chris can't explain autism with his own words and that he applies exactly none of the facts he mentions here to his life. And that he talked in a more monotone voice until he was talking about shirtless guys.

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| image = {{#ev:youtube|oRJGyy7KMh4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 23 April 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Autism]]
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = {{Cwcbra}} [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]
| previous = [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

Good day. I’m here today on this, uh, pleasant day of April 2010 to, uh, discuss autism as it is Autism Awareness- Awareness Month. What is Autism? [Reads off clipboard] “Autism is a disorder of neutro- of neurodevelopment characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior. These signs all begin before a child is three years old. Autism affects information processing in the brain [Points to head], by altering how nerve cells and nerve synapses connect and organize; how this concerned [ed--a misreading of 'occurs'] is not well understood.” And by where I got this information printed out here from, uh, autismspeaks.org and the Wikipedia page for autism.

[Deep breath] “Today it is estimated that 1 in every 110 children is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than childhood cancer, juvenile diabetes, and pediatric [[9 October 2009|AIDS]] combined. An estimated 1.5 million individuals in the United States and tens of millions worldwide are affected by autism. Studies suggest boys are a lot more likely than girls to develop autism and receive the diagnosis three to four times more frequently. Current estimates are that in the United States alone, one out of 70 boys is diagnosed with autism."

"As for social symptoms, uh, from the start typically developing infants are social beings. Early in life, they gaze at people, turn toward voices, grasp a finger, and even smile. By contrast most p-peop- most children with autism seem to have tremendous difficulty learning to engage in the give-and-take of everyday human interactions. Even in the first year of life, many do not interact and avoid eye contact in a no- normal way. They may seem indifferent to other people, and prefer being alone. They may resist attention or passively accept hugs and cuddling. Children with autism also are slower in learning to interpret what others are thinking and feeling. Subtle social cues — such as a smile, a wave, or a grimace—may have little or no meaning to a child with autism. To a child who misses these cues, such things as 'Come here' may always means the same thing, whether the speaker is smiling and extending her arms for a hug or frowning and planting her fists on her hips. Without the ability to interpret gestures and facial expressions, the social world may seem bewildering. To compound the problem, people with autism have difficulty seeing things from other pearson's perspective."

[Turns page on clipboard] "Most 5-year-olds understand that other people have different thoughts, feelings, and goals than they have, than they have. A child with autism may lack such understanding. This inability leaves them unable to predict or understand other people's actions. Predict or understand people’s actions. Although not universal, it is common for people with autism to have difficulty regulating their emotions. This can take the form of ‘immature’ behavior such as [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|crying in class]] or [[Sub-Episode_2#Sub-Episode_2:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22The_Rise_.26_Fall_of_My_Heart.22|verbal outbursts]] that may seem inappropriate to those around them. Sometimes they may also be disruptive or physically aggressive, making social relationships even more difficult. They have a tendency to [[Chris_Loses_It|'lose control']], particularly when they're in a strange or overwhelming environment, or when angry and frustrated."

"Communication. By age 3, most children have passed predictable milestones on the path to learning language; one of the earliest is babbling. Babbling. By the first birthday, a typical toddler says a word or two, turns and looks when he hears his name, points when he wants a toy, and when offered something distasteful, makes it clear that the answer is 'no'. [Scratches head] Some children diagnosed with autism remain mute throughout their lives, although the majority develop spoken language and all eventually learn to communicate in some way. Some infants who later show signs of autism coo and babble during the first few months of their life, but they stop. Others may be delayed, developing language as late as age 5 to 9. Some children may learn to use communication systems such as pictures or sign language, or closed captioning for the hearing impaired. Some speak only single words, while others repeat the same phrase over and over. They may repeat or parrot what they hear, a condition called e-cho-la-lia. Although many children with autism go through a stage where they repeat what they hear, it normally passes by the time they are- they are age 3. Another common difficulty is the inability to understand body language, tone of voice, or “phrases of speech.” For example, someone with autism might interpret a sarcastic expression such as “Oh, that's just great” as meaning it really is great."

"While it can be challenging for others to understand what children with autism are most able to say, their body language may also difficult to understand. [[Creepy_stare|Facial expressions]], movements, and [[Claw_of_fail|gestures]] may not match what they are saying. Also, their tone of voice might fail to reflect their feelings. They might use a [[Autism#Chris's_Symptoms|high-pitched, sing-song, or flat, robot-like voice.]] Some children with relatively good language skills speak like little adults, [Turns page] failing to pick up on the kid's speak that is common in their peers. Without meaningful gestures, or the language to ask for things, people with autism are less able to let other know- others know what they are need. As a result, they may simply [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream]] or [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Don.27t_Kiss_Me.2C_Bro|grab]] for what they want until they are taught. Better ways to express their needs. Children with autism do whatever they can to get though to others. As they grow up, they can become increasingly aware of their difficulties in understanding others and being understood."

"Repetitive behaviors. Although children with autism usually appear physically normal, odd repetitive motions may set them apart from other children. These behaviors might be extreme and highly apparent, or more subtle. Some chi- some children and other individuals repeatedly flap their arms, or walk on their toes, some simply freeze in position. As children, individuals with autism might spend hours lining up their cars or trains in a certain way, rather than using them for pretend play. Someone moves one of the toys, the children m-may be tremendously upset. Many children with autism meed and demand absolute consistency in their environment. A slight change in routine, such as meal time, dressing, [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|take a bath]], or going to school at the same time or by a certain route can be extremely stressful. Unless the child has made apparent that the change is okay and acceptable. Repetitive behavior sometimes takes the form of a [[China|persistent intense preoccupation.]] These strong interests may be unusual, because their [[Semen#Recycling|content]], or because the [[Love Quest|intensity]] of the interest. Treatment for autism is very intensive, comprehensive undertaking that involves the child's entire family and a team of professionals. Some programs may take place in a child's home with professionals and a trained therapist and may include parental training for the child under supervision of a professional. Some programs are delivered in a specialized center, clu-sumes, or preschool." (puts paper down)

[[File:SonichuBra.jpg|thumb|Sonichu, covering his shame in light of Chris's new legislation.]]
Though, as for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though [[Chris and reality|normal life]]. I mean yeah, gib'em [[Monthly tugboat|the special treatment while they're young]] but when you gottdem in elementary- but when you geddem in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go. Make sure you find yourself a good social teacher teach dem how to cope! And as you may have noticed, I am standing here today... topless (grabs bra and pushes it upwards), as you might say. I do this in defense, and in protest, because everytime I-because every time I see a [[Wikipedia:Kratos_(God_of_War)|male individual who goes around or runs around or exercises shirtless]], it is very offensive to me. And I do not appreciate that. And I am sure that it is a lot offens- it is offensive to a-a lot of other people as well. And a-madafra if I could, I would say that-I would make a LAW that would require all male individuals to wear a sports bra while they are out exercising or working if they insist on being shirtless! Come'oin dude, get with [[Gaybian|the program]]! No one wants to see these nips! And things are better left a mystery! I leave you all with that, and you have yourself a pleasant, safe day.
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