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		<updated>2025-05-07T19:40:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Patti-Chan&amp;diff=339355</id>
		<title>Patti-Chan</title>
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		<updated>2025-05-07T19:17:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Patti.jpg|thumb|Look at those legs god damn!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Patti-Chan''' is a fictional character based on Chris's beloved dog [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], who died in [[2006]]. The lead story of ''[[Sonichu 6]]'' was a tribute to Patti. Allowed no rest even in death, the poor creature has been [[Coping|reborn]] as an anthropomorphic dog-woman, and now wanders the city of [[CWCville]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The development of the character is indicative of [[Chris and death|Chris's immature reaction to death]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Fictional character biography==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Aceofcloves.jpg|thumb|Chris's shit story about Patti. Also, note that Chris traced Megan's artwork on upper-left corner.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A [[Wikipedia:Beagle|beagle]]/[[Wikipedia:Spitz|spitz]] mix, Patti was born on St. Patrick's Day in [[1980s#1988|1988]] and was Chris's faithful dog for the next eighteen years. By June [[2006]], Patti was not as energetic as she had once been, and her ass itched. One night while howling at [[The Moon|the fucking moon]], Patti was distracted by a bright star, and considered her desire to walk upright and express to Chris in human language her appreciation for his companionship. Following this, Patti ate grass in the yard, unwittingly catching a four-leaf clover in her mouth, and went to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
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The following day, when Christian awoke Patti, she discovered that her wish had been granted, and she had been transformed into a rejuvenated, vital, humanoid creature. Later in the day, Patti expressed a desire to leave her home to roam freely. Taking into account Patti's somewhat alien nature, Chris decided to take her to [[CWCville]] via the magic portal in his bedroom, where she would be accepted as an ordinary citizen. After giving Patti a tour of his [[CWCville Mayoral Office|mayoral office]] and introducing her to [[Allison Amber]], Chris gave her a cell phone and credit card to provide for her needs.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sometime later, Patti would meet the people of CWCville, most notably [[Rosechu]]. She then joined the ranks of CWCville's heroic defenders, joining [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Megagi]], and [[Sailor Megtune]] in reinforcing Christian and the [[Chaotic Combo]] against [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Following this battle, the assembled heroes convened at Chris's office, where Patti argued that Chris is sweet at heart and isn't jealous of anything. [[Punchy]] challenged the objectivity of Patti's opinion, on the grounds that Chris's dog is predisposed to see the best in him.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the quest to rescue [[Crystal]] by obtaining the seven [[Sonichu Balls]], Patti observed that they had obtained four of the balls while two others were trapped with Chris in the [[Time_Void|Time Void]], and wished for his safe return. &lt;br /&gt;
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Later she also participated in the [[Sonichu 10]] executions, being one of those who killed [[Alec]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Patti would appear in [[Sonichu 12]] attending the SLGBTQ festival, greeting Chris, who is now a Tomgirl. Later on, she assist the Sonichus in battling the jerkops invading CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ace of Clubs==&lt;br /&gt;
As seen in the [[Scrapbook of Fail]], near the [[Megan Shrine]], there is a hand-drawn sketch of what appears to be Patti-Chan, labeled the '''Ace of Clubs'''. It reads &amp;quot;When Patti comes into contact w/ anything Irish or eats clovers she morphs into the Ace of Clubs.&amp;quot; It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Chris stole [[Megan|Megan's]] character design, adding to the cast of stolen characters, which includes [[Megagi]] and [[Jiggliami]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In a short story, Chris refers to Patti as the &amp;quot;Ace of Cloves&amp;quot;, because he's apparently too stupid to realize that the Clubs in a pack of cards already look like clovers, which this was a play on. Chris has an odd tendency to rename the things he steals from [[Megan Schroeder|friends]], [[Evan|&amp;quot;fans&amp;quot;]], and [[Ivy|loved ones]]. Whether this is because he wants to maintain some degree of originality or if he just honestly thinks his minor changes actually improve the character isn't certain.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Megan_ace_of_clubs.JPG|[[Megan|Megan's]] original design of Patti-Chan, AKA &amp;quot;Ace of Clubs&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:087-PattiAceOfCloves.jpg|Craptastic copy, AKA &amp;quot;Ace of '''Cloves'''&amp;quot;... HAHA GET IT?!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:ModNation PattiChan.jpg|Now in ModNation form...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Patti-Chancard.jpg|...and as a [[TSSSF]] card.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Patti Chandler]] - Patti-chan’s [[Chris and death|deceased]] real-life counterpart&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
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		<updated>2025-02-15T05:00:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{ImportantPeople|bob}} • {{ImportantPeople|barb}} • {{ImportantPeople|josh}} • {{ImportantPeople|mary}} • {{ImportantPeople|snyder}} • {{ImportantPeople|megan}} • [[File:Stackhouse saga.png|22px|link=Adam Stackhouse]][[Adam Stackhouse]] • {{ImportantPeople|blanca}} • {{ImportantPeople|pickle}} • {{ImportantPeople|clyde}} • [[File:BlueSpikeIcon.png|22px|link=BlueSpike]] [[BlueSpike]] • {{ImportantPeople|ivy}} • [[File:JackIcon.png|22px|link=Jack Thaddeus]] [[Jack Thaddeus]] • {{ImportantPeople|liquid}} • [[File:KaceyIcon.png|22px|link=Kacey]] [[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]] • {{ImportantPeople|kim}} • [[File:Asperchu saga2.png|22px|link=Alec Benson Leary]] [[Alec Benson Leary]] • {{ImportantPeople|tito}} • {{ImportantPeople|jackie}} • {{ImportantPeople|kenneth}} • {{ImportantPeople|null}} • {{ImportantPeople|catherine}} • {{ImportantPeople|doopie}} • {{ImportantPeople|quinn}} • {{ImportantPeople|ideaguy}} • {{ImportantPeople|captain}} • {{ImportantPeople|tts}} • {{ImportantPeople|jacob}} • {{ImportantPeople|mkr}} • [[File:Pixil-frame-0 (9).png|22px|link=Helena Fiorenza]][[Helena Fiorenza]] • {{ImportantPeople|naught}} • {{ImportantPeople|wct}} • {{ImportantPeople|praetor}} • {{ImportantPeople|bella}} • {{ImportantPeople|fiona}} • {{ImportantPeople|flutter}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>User:Kai</title>
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		<updated>2025-02-15T04:47:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
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		<updated>2025-02-09T00:02:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: giving this template the fix it needed&lt;/p&gt;
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		<updated>2025-01-15T16:00:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: Resolving Double Redirect&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;#redirect [[Unholy Quintet]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonic_Totem&amp;diff=330590</id>
		<title>Sonic Totem</title>
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		<updated>2024-12-16T04:10:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: replacing zalgo for papyrus font to reduce bytes&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Sonicfail.jpg|thumb|200px|right|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family: papyrus;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Praise god Sonichu! Praise lord Chris-Chan!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''Sonic Totem''' is one of the [[Relics of Fail]], though more shrouded in mystery than any of the others. Created by [[Chris]] in [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|middle school]] and made out of papier-mâché, it is one of the oldest known Christorical Artefacts, as well as one of the oldest known artefacts to have survived the [[2014 house fire|house fire]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, the totem was joined by an effigy in the form of a plate depicting Sonic. It is currently unknown if this has also survived.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Totem2.JPG|thumb|200px|The totem appearing in a 2010 image of Chris's lair.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The totem has been featured very little in any of Chris's videos. After the [[2014 house fire|house fire]] in January 2014, many assumed the Totem had been destroyed, but it suddenly reappeared in full view during Chris's [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement]], and went on to make its most major appearance to date several years after the fire; [[IMG 3207]] (the video where Chris dry-humps a blowup doll trying to get a lesbian couple to mother his baby). &lt;br /&gt;
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As a result of the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris sold the totem for $1,500 on 7 April 2017. It now resides in the home of '''Ashuraglitch''', an anon from [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]]'s /v/ board.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Offering it for sale==&lt;br /&gt;
On 7 [[April 2017]], due to money mismanagement by Barb leaving her bank account $800 in the red at the beginning of the month, Chris finally acknowledged the existence of the Sonic Totem by putting it up for sale&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.is/k8blt&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; along with a small collection of [[Son-Chu Review|Skylanders]] on eBay for $1,500. He filmed [[Sonic Totem and More]] to advertise it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris got the idea to list the totem for sale after a [[Kiwi Farms]] user sent him the suggestion as a joke.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Asking Chris to sell the Sonic Totem]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Naturally, since the troll had offered $1,000, Chris decided to raise his own asking price by 50%.&lt;br /&gt;
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Troll:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|Need $1000? Sell me the Sonic Totem.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Sure! Send me the money via PayPal to my phone number here, then I will get your address and FedEx the totem to you asap.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===The listing===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Title: Christine Chandler's Paper mache Sonic Totem, Plus limited-time Bonuses&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Listed: 7 April, as Buy It Now&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Price: $1,500&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Shipping: Free&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Category: Collectibles &amp;gt; Cultures &amp;amp; Ethnicities &amp;gt; Latin American &amp;gt; Mexico &amp;gt; Folk Art&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Made WAY back in the mid-1990s in Middle School, by the artist who took the world by electric storm with Sonichu and Rosechu, here is Miss Christine Weston Chandler's (formerly known as Christian) paper mache Totem of Sonic the Hedgehog. It will be shipped very well in a big box with packing materials via UPS to the buyer. And the Bonuses, as shown with it in the first photo, are included up to April 30, 2017, so Buy This Artwork Collectible NOW!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Totem1.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Totem2ebay.jpeg&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonic Totem and More]], he advertised a set of bonuses with the totem: a [[Skylanders avatar]] card ($15), T-shirt ($25) and figure ($50), as well as a figure of [[Son-Chu]] ($40).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sale===&lt;br /&gt;
It was purchased within '''4 hours'''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.is/yGMuu - The video announcement was uploaded at 4:16 pm and the Totem sold at 8:09 pm (both times Eastern)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonic Totem feedback.png|thumb|The buyer received the Totem in good condition.]]&lt;br /&gt;
One hour after the sale, Chris spent [[$400 gold necklace|$400 on a gold necklace]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.is/tPnTI&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; meant as a replacement for the one Barb had to pawn in November 2016.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Within three days, he spent $750 more on [[Skylanders avatar]] products, meant as prizes for a stamp raffle that would conclude on 30 April.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[By the book, Buy the book plus update]] – he specified the dollar amount in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''He failed to ship the Sonic Totem to the buyer on time''.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 19 April, Chris confirmed in a [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering six Sonichu drawings for $2,000|post]] and [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|video]] that the buyer had filed a dispute and that his account was $1,450 in the red, as a result of a temporary hold being placed on the sale money.&lt;br /&gt;
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He explained that he didn't have enough money to ship the Totem – in spite of the fact that he had made a further $130 in sales on [[stamps]] since the Totem sold for $1,500. Ironically, Barb came to the rescue by cashing in more of their life insurance, and Chris finally mailed the Totem.&amp;lt;ref name=shipped&amp;gt;[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 21 April, the Totem buyer left positive feedback, concluding the sale and releasing the money to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===In new hands===&lt;br /&gt;
On 22 April, the Totem's new owner posted as an Anon on [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]]'s /v/ board,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/374625554 (https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/374625554/ archive)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; confirming he received the Totem.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|The Sonic Totem finally arrived safely, despite being sent in two boxes scotch taped together with trash used as packing material.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Totem after CWC 1.jpeg ‎&lt;br /&gt;
File:Totem after CWC 2.jpeg ‎&lt;br /&gt;
File:Totem after CWC 3.jpeg ‎&lt;br /&gt;
File:Totem after CWC 4.jpeg &lt;br /&gt;
File:Totem after CWC 5.jpeg ‎&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 May, Chris partially doxed the buyer by blurting out his eBay username, &amp;quot;ashuraglitch&amp;quot;, in a Captain's Log video.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050012017-1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also disclosed that he lives in California.&amp;lt;ref name=shipped&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to the Sonic Totem he wasted $1,500 on, Ashuraglitch&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&amp;amp;userid=ashuraglitch&amp;amp;ftab=FeedbackAsBuyer&amp;amp;searchInterval=30 (http://archive.is/x3iRo Archive). eBay partially redacts his username as &amp;quot;l***t&amp;quot; on buyer feedback pages and as &amp;quot;h***h on bidding pages&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; has collected hundreds of items on eBay, including &amp;quot;soakies&amp;quot; (soap bottles molded in the shape of classic cartoon characters), video games and an erotica comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Ashuraglitch purchase log1.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ashuraglitch purchase log2.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ashuraglitch purchase log3.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ashuraglitch purchase log4.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ashuraglitch purchase log5.png&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sonic totem minis==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:OfficialCWCmart - Sonic Totem Minis.jpg|thumb|200px|right|&lt;br /&gt;
A miniature Sonic totem with a certificate of authenticity.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In [[January 2024]], Chris's business partner [[Praetor]] began selling miniature Sonic totem replicas on [[OfficialCWCmart]] for $35 each. The totem minis are 3D printed but are ostensibly hand-painted by Chris himself and come with a signed certificate of authenticity. Unlike the original totem, the replica Sonics have green irises and a drawn-on smile instead of the gaping mouth of the original.&lt;br /&gt;
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The first batch quickly sold out.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[OfficialCWCmart#Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; More of these minis are listed on [[Cwclight]] upon its launch in [[September 2024]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[DStecks]], another person notable for blowing a large sum of money on Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonic Rainboom]], a ween who gifted Chris $500 in order to make a thread about the tracked purchases.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it&lt;br /&gt;
* http://geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.ebay.com/itm/282425317605&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://archive.is/p5xHq Archive of the ebay listing]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://archive.is/Pxxcq Archive of 4Chan thread]&lt;br /&gt;
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==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:ED-logo.png|thumb|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|The header on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/Main_Page '''Encyclopedia Dramatica'''] (a.k.a. '''ED''', '''æ''' and [[Speech_impediment|'''Ensykapeia Dramakka''']]) is a satirical wiki dedicated to showcasing what its users deem to be everything wrong with the internet, written in a style that demonstrates some of the very things that are wrong with the internet. The site is known for making use of shock value and featuring utterly scathing language used to mock the subjects of its articles.&lt;br /&gt;
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ED was the home to the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] following [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and {{w|Something Awful}}'s discovery of the lolcow, which made him a popular target for [[Trolls|trolling]]. Upon learning of ED, Chris began campaigning for the removal of the article for smearing his name, and particularly took offense to various pieces of &amp;quot;fan art&amp;quot; depicting [[Rosechu]] with a [[Pickle|penis]]. Naturally, this just led to the trolls adding more content to the page as he shared a series of written and recorded rants about the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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In complete violation of common sense, Chris added [[Honest Content|lots of embarrassing personal information]] to their article on him, including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|an infamous drawing]] depicting a sex act between himself and [[Megan Schroeder|a real-life friend]]. Instead of the &amp;quot;information overload&amp;quot; overwhelming the admins into taking the page down, like Chris believed it would, it gave a substantial amount of oxygen to the organized trolling effort while also destroying the aforementioned friendship. The sheer abundance of shenanigans with Chris eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]], since the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article, which has succeeded ED as the best resource for information on Chris's life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ED discovers Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s blog story, &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]&amp;quot;, was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris discovers ED==&lt;br /&gt;
Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called &amp;quot;the worst weekend of my life&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;anna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2007#November]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call &amp;quot;Dark Parodic Shit&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well&amp;quot;, he intoned.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;anna&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.&lt;br /&gt;
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After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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So, Draw [[Plush Breasts|Breasts]], [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].&lt;br /&gt;
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For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.&lt;br /&gt;
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But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?&lt;br /&gt;
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I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;oldid=1997409947&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Obviously, nobody did what he asked. He also tried to create a page on ED for his &amp;quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&amp;quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to &amp;quot;shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down,&amp;quot; Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]] and realized she was a part of it, it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].&lt;br /&gt;
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By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &amp;gt;:-(&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris-Chan (forum)==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] at that time) having far more significance.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later developments==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.&amp;quot;--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I say we just delete it. Along with the archives&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Encyclopedia Dramatica’s coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' became a victim of its own success: despite having many sub-pages to reduce pressure on the main article, ED could not cope with the continued growth of interest in Chris, especially in the aftermath of the FCTC posts. ED also experienced problems with misinformation on Chris, occasionally removing false or exaggerated rumors such as the claim that Chris attempted to molest [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], or that [[Ivy]] was just a blow-up doll.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 25 January 2009, five days after one of Chris’s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|biggest revelations]], the [[CWCki]] came into existence: those interested in Chris’s antics quickly found the CWCki to be more accurate and less biased or exaggerated than ED, with TV Tropes once describing the CWCki to be &amp;quot;more accurate and slightly more SFW&amp;quot; than ED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|April Fool's article.]] On April Fool's Day 2009, ED finally bent to Chris's will and removed all his personal information from the site, and replaced the article with an apology. Unsurprisingly, Chris's ED page was back up on April second.&lt;br /&gt;
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ED’s coverage of Chris continued to get updates until [[April 2011]], when ED relaunched as ''Oh Internet'': an attempt to raise the revenue required to stay online by removing controversial content that would deter advertisers. However, the move also reduced coverage of Chris to a single page, and left out much of the crucial content that defined Chris, such as [[CWCville]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan] on ''Oh Internet''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki|this very wiki]]. In a sense, Chris has sort of triumphed over ED by means of outlasting them in terms of overall relevancy, but at a great cost to himself and the people associated with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to &amp;quot;correcting&amp;quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, it is very likely that he would have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris's sex joke]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/Chris-chan Chris's page on the &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; “new” ED]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; page on the Wayback Machine.]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EDSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ED Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;diff=325412</id>
		<title>Encyclopedia Dramatica</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;diff=325412"/>
		<updated>2024-07-21T01:32:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: updating AGAIN&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{protip|Don't try to put mentions of ed.win on this page. Only use them to replace broken ed.com links.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ED-logo.png|thumb|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|The header on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/Main_Page '''Encyclopedia Dramatica'''] (a.k.a. '''ED''', '''æ''' and [[Speech_impediment|'''Ensykapeia Dramakka''']]) is a satirical wiki dedicated to showcasing what its users deem to be everything wrong with the internet, written in a style that demonstrates some of the very things that are wrong with the internet. The site is known for making use of shock value and featuring utterly scathing language used to mock the subjects of its articles.&lt;br /&gt;
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ED was the home to the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] following [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and {{w|Something Awful}}'s discovery of the lolcow, which made him a popular target for [[Trolls|trolling]]. Upon learning of ED, Chris began campaigning for the removal of the article for smearing his name, and particularly took offense to various pieces of &amp;quot;fan art&amp;quot; depicting [[Rosechu]] with a [[Pickle|penis]]. Naturally, this just led to the trolls adding more content to the page as he shared a series of written and recorded rants about the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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In complete violation of common sense, Chris added [[Honest Content|lots of embarrassing personal information]] to their article on him, including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|an infamous drawing]] depicting a sex act between himself and [[Megan Schroeder|a real-life friend]]. Instead of the &amp;quot;information overload&amp;quot; overwhelming the admins into taking the page down, like Chris believed it would, it gave a substantial amount of oxygen to the organized trolling effort while also destroying the aforementioned friendship. The sheer abundance of shenanigans with Chris eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]], since the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article, which has succeeded ED as the best resource for information on Chris's life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ED discovers Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s blog story, &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]&amp;quot;, was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris discovers ED==&lt;br /&gt;
Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called &amp;quot;the worst weekend of my life&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;anna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2007#November]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call &amp;quot;Dark Parodic Shit&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well&amp;quot;, he intoned.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;anna&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.&lt;br /&gt;
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After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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So, Draw [[Plush Breasts|Breasts]], [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].&lt;br /&gt;
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For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.&lt;br /&gt;
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But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?&lt;br /&gt;
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I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;oldid=1997409947&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Obviously, nobody did what he asked. He also tried to create a page on ED for his &amp;quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&amp;quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to &amp;quot;shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down,&amp;quot; Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]] and realized she was a part of it, it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].&lt;br /&gt;
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By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &amp;gt;:-(&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris-Chan (forum)==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] at that time) having far more significance.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later developments==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.&amp;quot;--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I say we just delete it. Along with the archives&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Encyclopedia Dramatica’s coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' became a victim of its own success: despite having many sub-pages to reduce pressure on the main article, ED could not cope with the continued growth of interest in Chris, especially in the aftermath of the FCTC posts. ED also experienced problems with misinformation on Chris, occasionally removing false or exaggerated rumors such as the claim that Chris attempted to molest [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], or that [[Ivy]] was just a blow-up doll.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 25 January 2009, five days after one of Chris’s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|biggest revelations]], the [[CWCki]] came into existence: those interested in Chris’s antics quickly found the CWCki to be more accurate and less biased or exaggerated than ED, with TV Tropes once describing the CWCki to be &amp;quot;more accurate and slightly more SFW&amp;quot; than ED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|April Fool's article.]] On April Fool's Day 2009, ED finally bent to Chris's will and removed all his personal information from the site, and replaced the article with an apology. Unsurprisingly, Chris's ED page was back up on April second.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ED’s coverage of Chris continued to get updates until [[April 2011]], when ED relaunched as ''Oh Internet'': an attempt to raise the revenue required to stay online by removing controversial content that would deter advertisers. However, the move also reduced coverage of Chris to a single page, and left out much of the crucial content that defined Chris, such as [[CWCville]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan] on ''Oh Internet''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki|this very wiki]]. In a sense, Chris has sort of triumphed over ED by means of outlasting them in terms of overall relevancy, but at a great cost to himself and the people associated with him.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to &amp;quot;correcting&amp;quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, it is very likely that he would have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris's sex joke]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/Chris-chan Chris's page on the &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; “new” ED]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; page on the Wayback Machine.]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EDSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ED Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jason_Kendrick_Howell&amp;diff=325411</id>
		<title>Jason Kendrick Howell</title>
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		<updated>2024-07-21T01:31:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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|name = Jason Kendrick Howell&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases = Liquid Snake&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Dork of Ages&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Howellgames&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|image = Jasonhowell1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|gender = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality = American&lt;br /&gt;
|race = White&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|ed|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I PRAY TO [[GodJesus|GOD AND JESUS]] TO [[Death threats|KILL]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;JASON KENDRICK HOWELL.|Chris, [[Sonichu Girls]] forum}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Jason Kendrick Howell''' is the original creator&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://encyclopediadramatica.win/index.php/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview Proof Jason was the creator.]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|&amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; ED page]]. [[Chris]] wanted to call the [[jerkop|jerkops]] on Howell for allegedly having sex with an [[BlueSpike|underage girl]], [[Kathleen]]. (Spoiler: Howell never did have that underage sex.) Howell goes by [[Metal Gear|&amp;quot;Liquid Snake&amp;quot;]] on [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]]'s /v/. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|According to Chris]], he is also &amp;quot;the Dork of Ages&amp;quot;, a phrase [[Things Chris has ripped off|stolen]] from ''[[American Dad!]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;{{w|Dungeons and Wagons}}&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In real life==&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris discovered the [[ED]] page he had some e-mail correspondence with Jason, from which Chris got Jason's phone number.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris E-mails 2008#August]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris later used the phone number to find the city which Jason lived in, as well as tracing down his [[MySpace]] page, where he found [[Kathleen]] by looking at Jason's friend list. Chris made the assumption that Kathleen was Jason's girlfriend and Jason has had sex with her, which, combined with Kathleen's status as a seventeen-year-old, led to his accusation of Jason [[pedofork|having underage sex]]. Chris also took note of the background image on Jason's MySpace page, and based Jason's appearance in the comic upon that picture.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Screenshot_2021-01-14_at_22.30.51.png|thumb|Jason, and Kathleen artistic recreation @miiashapphire ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After Jason's inclusion in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]], Chris exchanged some more e-mails with him, but it soon came to a hold. About a year later Chris's [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] was hacked by [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris, assuming that Jason was behind the deed, responded by calling him and making the infamous &amp;quot;[[Jason Kendrick Howell message|I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD]]&amp;quot; threat.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jason eventually joined forces with [[Vivian Gee]], recording his own voice for the [[Audiobooks]]. He also provided commentary for the &lt;br /&gt;
[[Official Videobooks]], though he didn't so much comment on the videobooks so much as just ramble about the history of Chris with 4chan and ED.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In ''Sonichu''==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jason Kendrick Howell.jpg|250px|thumb|Jason as he appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|Jason, resembling {{w|Big Boss (Metal Gear)|Big Boss}} of the ''[[Metal Gear]]'' series.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Jason appears in ''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'' in the episode, &amp;quot;Rage Against the Garbage&amp;quot;, as the episode's primary antagonist. He appears to reside in the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building on the 72nd floor (because 72 is 66+6. Get it? 666. Because he's evil.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Jason wears a cloak most of the time, and also has an eyepatch, headband, and brown hair. The eyepatch, headband, and hair color sparked some curiosity and confusion amongst the [[trolls]], considering that it was almost a blatant reference to {{w|Big Boss (Metal Gear)|Big Boss}} of the ''[[Metal Gear]]'' series. Some were worried that Chris had actually played ''MGS'', and was now ripping it off. However, it was revealed later by Jason himself that he actually sent Chris a photograph of himself wearing an eyepatch. (Jason also tried to send Chris the first disc of ''{{w|Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence}}'', but due to Chris's mail paranoia at the time, it was returned to the sender.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbYRbYOifs A Jason Retrospective, Part 3] &amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] confront Jason and [[Kathleen]] over the images featured on the website of Rosechu's TRUE and HONEST [[china|genitalia]]. After refusing to take down the website following Sonichu's shitty and meaningless speech, Sonichu attempts to fight Jason, only to have his furry ass kicked by Jason's &amp;quot;dark force&amp;quot; powers. Rosechu (as [[The Incredible Lioness]]) then face-rapes him nearly to death (a move stolen from [[Things Chris has ripped off#Kekko Kamen|Kekko Kamen]]), but the &amp;quot;dark forces&amp;quot; keep him alive.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later on in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Jason is seen talking with [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Beel]] and [[Clyde Cash]] on the &amp;quot;66+6&amp;quot; floor. He calls them all Gaywads and flies off with [[Kathleen]] at his side to his two-storey house in the suburbs.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a [[Book10Replacement|video]] released on 30 [[October 2010]], Chris presents a revised ending of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he reveals that the couple broke up when Kathleen cheated on him with their secretary, and she later went to maximum security prison for smoking [[Tobacky|pot]], where she shares a cell with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Jason supposedly dies offscreen in a car crash.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kathleen]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Jasonhowell 08-09-12.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCgkCaSy0s A Jason Retrospective: Jason talks of his part in the trolling] by [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
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		<title>Encyclopedia Dramatica</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: cuz a new ED spawned&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{protip|Don't try to put mentions of ed.top on this page. Only use them to replace broken ed.com links.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ED-logo.png|thumb|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|The header on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://encyclopediadramatica.top/Main_Page '''Encyclopedia Dramatica'''] (a.k.a. '''ED''', '''æ''' and [[Speech_impediment|'''Ensykapeia Dramakka''']]) is a satirical wiki dedicated to showcasing what its users deem to be everything wrong with the internet, written in a style that demonstrates some of the very things that are wrong with the internet. The site is known for making use of shock value and featuring utterly scathing language used to mock the subjects of its articles.&lt;br /&gt;
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ED was the home to the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] following [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and {{w|Something Awful}}'s discovery of the lolcow, which made him a popular target for [[Trolls|trolling]]. Upon learning of ED, Chris began campaigning for the removal of the article for smearing his name, and particularly took offense to various pieces of &amp;quot;fan art&amp;quot; depicting [[Rosechu]] with a [[Pickle|penis]]. Naturally, this just led to the trolls adding more content to the page as he shared a series of written and recorded rants about the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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In complete violation of common sense, Chris added [[Honest Content|lots of embarrassing personal information]] to their article on him, including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|an infamous drawing]] depicting a sex act between himself and [[Megan Schroeder|a real-life friend]]. Instead of the &amp;quot;information overload&amp;quot; overwhelming the admins into taking the page down, like Chris believed it would, it gave a substantial amount of oxygen to the organized trolling effort while also destroying the aforementioned friendship. The sheer abundance of shenanigans with Chris eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]], since the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article, which has succeeded ED as the best resource for information on Chris's life.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ED discovers Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s blog story, &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]&amp;quot;, was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris discovers ED==&lt;br /&gt;
Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called &amp;quot;the worst weekend of my life&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;anna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2007#November]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call &amp;quot;Dark Parodic Shit&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well&amp;quot;, he intoned.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;anna&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.&lt;br /&gt;
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After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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So, Draw [[Plush Breasts|Breasts]], [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].&lt;br /&gt;
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For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.&lt;br /&gt;
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But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?&lt;br /&gt;
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I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. &lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;oldid=1997409947&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Obviously, nobody did what he asked. He also tried to create a page on ED for his &amp;quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&amp;quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to &amp;quot;shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down,&amp;quot; Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]] and realized she was a part of it, it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].&lt;br /&gt;
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By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
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--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &amp;gt;:-(&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris-Chan (forum)==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] at that time) having far more significance.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later developments==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.&amp;quot;--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I say we just delete it. Along with the archives&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Encyclopedia Dramatica’s coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' became a victim of its own success: despite having many sub-pages to reduce pressure on the main article, ED could not cope with the continued growth of interest in Chris, especially in the aftermath of the FCTC posts. ED also experienced problems with misinformation on Chris, occasionally removing false or exaggerated rumors such as the claim that Chris attempted to molest [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], or that [[Ivy]] was just a blow-up doll.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 25 January 2009, five days after one of Chris’s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|biggest revelations]], the [[CWCki]] came into existence: those interested in Chris’s antics quickly found the CWCki to be more accurate and less biased or exaggerated than ED, with TV Tropes once describing the CWCki to be &amp;quot;more accurate and slightly more SFW&amp;quot; than ED.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|April Fool's article.]] On April Fool's Day 2009, ED finally bent to Chris's will and removed all his personal information from the site, and replaced the article with an apology. Unsurprisingly, Chris's ED page was back up on April second.&lt;br /&gt;
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ED’s coverage of Chris continued to get updates until [[April 2011]], when ED relaunched as ''Oh Internet'': an attempt to raise the revenue required to stay online by removing controversial content that would deter advertisers. However, the move also reduced coverage of Chris to a single page, and left out much of the crucial content that defined Chris, such as [[CWCville]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan] on ''Oh Internet''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki|this very wiki]]. In a sense, Chris has sort of triumphed over ED by means of outlasting them in terms of overall relevancy, but at a great cost to himself and the people associated with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to &amp;quot;correcting&amp;quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, it is very likely that he would have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris's sex joke]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.top/Chris-chan Chris's page on the &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; “new” ED]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; page on the Wayback Machine.]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EDSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ED Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=323667</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=323667"/>
		<updated>2024-05-21T11:44:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;h1&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Side Note: This user is not to be confused with [[Kai|Kevin Fairchild.]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/h1&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
welcome to my userpage, i study chris chan lore when i’m bored but i sometimes just fix shit&lt;br /&gt;
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===who are you===&lt;br /&gt;
let the userboxes do the talking&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Collapsible|my userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Homo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transgendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hex-Box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kitty}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rigist}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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misc:&lt;br /&gt;
{{OutageCounter}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;diff=323592</id>
		<title>Encyclopedia Dramatica</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;diff=323592"/>
		<updated>2024-05-19T17:44:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: updating to match new ED domain&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{protip|Don't try to put mentions of ed.top on this page. Only use them to replace broken ed.com links.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:ED-logo.png|thumb|350px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|The header on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://encyclopediadramatica.top/Main_Page '''Encyclopedia Dramatica'''] (a.k.a. '''ED''', '''æ''' and [[Speech_impediment|'''Ensykapeia Dramakka''']]) is a satirical wiki dedicated to showcasing what its users deem to be everything wrong with the internet, written in a style that demonstrates some of the very things that are wrong with the internet. The site is known for making use of shock value and featuring utterly scathing language used to mock the subjects of its articles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ED was the home to the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] following [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and {{w|Something Awful}}'s discovery of the lolcow, which made him a popular target for [[Trolls|trolling]]. Upon learning of ED, Chris began campaigning for the removal of the article for smearing his name, and particularly took offense to various pieces of &amp;quot;fan art&amp;quot; depicting [[Rosechu]] with a [[Pickle|penis]]. Naturally, this just led to the trolls adding more content to the page as he shared a series of written and recorded rants about the article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In complete violation of common sense, Chris added [[Honest Content|lots of embarrassing personal information]] to their article on him, including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|an infamous drawing]] depicting a sex act between himself and [[Megan Schroeder|a real-life friend]]. Instead of the &amp;quot;information overload&amp;quot; overwhelming the admins into taking the page down, like Chris believed it would, it gave a substantial amount of oxygen to the organized trolling effort while also destroying the aforementioned friendship. The sheer abundance of shenanigans with Chris eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]], since the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article, which has succeeded ED as the best resource for information on Chris's life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==ED discovers Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s blog story, &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]&amp;quot;, was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris discovers ED==&lt;br /&gt;
Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called &amp;quot;the worst weekend of my life&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;anna&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris emails 2007#November]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call &amp;quot;Dark Parodic Shit&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well&amp;quot;, he intoned.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;anna&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, politely requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, Draw [[Plush Breasts|Breasts]], [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;oldid=1997409947&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Obviously, nobody did what he asked. He also tried to create a page on ED for his &amp;quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&amp;quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to &amp;quot;shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down,&amp;quot; Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]] and realized she was a part of it, it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. &amp;gt;:-(&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris-Chan (forum)==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] at that time) having far more significance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Later developments==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;quot;MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.&amp;quot;--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I say we just delete it. Along with the archives&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts&amp;quot;--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Encyclopedia Dramatica’s coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' became a victim of its own success: despite having many sub-pages to reduce pressure on the main article, ED could not cope with the continued growth of interest in Chris, especially in the aftermath of the FCTC posts. ED also experienced problems with misinformation on Chris, occasionally removing false or exaggerated rumors such as the claim that Chris attempted to molest [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], or that [[Ivy]] was just a blow-up doll.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 25 January 2009, five days after one of Chris’s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|biggest revelations]], the [[CWCki]] came into existence: those interested in Chris’s antics quickly found the CWCki to be more accurate and less biased or exaggerated than ED, with TV Tropes once describing the CWCki to be &amp;quot;more accurate and slightly more SFW&amp;quot; than ED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|April Fool's article.]] On April Fool's Day 2009, ED finally bent to Chris's will and removed all his personal information from the site, and replaced the article with an apology. Unsurprisingly, Chris's ED page was back up on April second.&lt;br /&gt;
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ED’s coverage of Chris continued to get updates until [[April 2011]], when ED relaunched as ''Oh Internet'': an attempt to raise the revenue required to stay online by removing controversial content that would deter advertisers. However, the move also reduced coverage of Chris to a single page, and left out much of the crucial content that defined Chris, such as [[CWCville]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan] on ''Oh Internet''&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki|this very wiki]]. In a sense, Chris has sort of triumphed over ED by means of outlasting them in terms of overall relevancy, but at a great cost to himself and the people associated with him.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to &amp;quot;correcting&amp;quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unsurprisingly, Chris has apparently never seriously contemplated the fact that his one-man crusade against ED was probably one of the biggest unforced errors of his life, and certainly one of the most defining. Had he simply ignored the page, it is very likely that he would have faded into relative obscurity as people moved on to the next attention-grabbing weird loser, much like what happened with countless other lolcows who have come and gone before and since. Instead, he fed the trolls by touching the poop, drawing more attention to himself and proving that trolling him would be guaranteed to get a reaction out of him. To say nothing about all the ammunition he gave them for free, along with revealing some of his most unsavory traits, which allowed many people to justify trolling him. The ED debacle shows that, at the end of the day, Chris is his own worst enemy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris's sex joke]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.top/Chris-chan Chris's page on the &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; ED]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; page on the Wayback Machine.]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EDSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{The Internet}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ED Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Jerkop&amp;diff=323131</id>
		<title>CWCki:Jerkop</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:Jerkop&amp;diff=323131"/>
		<updated>2024-04-29T17:26:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Jerkops''' are users designed to counter vandalism.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of April 2024, your friendly CWCki Jerkops are:&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[User:Hurtful_Truth_Level|Hurtful Truth Level]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[User:OrangeJuice|OrangeJuice]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:CWCki policy]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Praetor&amp;diff=322848</id>
		<title>Praetor</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Praetor&amp;diff=322848"/>
		<updated>2024-04-20T21:43:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: /* Introduced to the Public */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Unreliable|type=cred|The members are all infamous attention seekers, and merely got in touch with Chris with the sole intent of piggybacking off his notoriety on the internet.|The members will occasionally say edgy and disgusting things purely for shock value.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:PraetorTaserBox.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?|Caden Peck&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Taser Discussion]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote| And don't you judge Caden in that vain. He's not flawless, but he is more Perfect of himself and at what and how he does as a legit Friend and in working on my behalf; He actually works well with his flaws and limits, and he's made breakthrough with Barb, and he is not intimidating.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PraetorLogo.jpg|400px|thumb|Praetor's logo]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
|image = Cadenimagehighquality.png&lt;br /&gt;
|title = Caden Peck&lt;br /&gt;
|name = Caden Michael Peck&lt;br /&gt;
|gender = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 17&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 2002&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases = Praetor&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;tinyhorse01&lt;br /&gt;
|race = White&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality = [[American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation = Owner of Praetor LLC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Owner of [[OfficialCWCmart]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Landlord&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Illegal Drug Manufacturer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Student at [[wikipedia:Northwest Missouri State University|Northwest Missouri State University]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-17231390&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Praetor LLC''' (sometimes referred to as &amp;quot;'''The Praetors'''&amp;quot;) is a group of edgy Gen-Z businesspeople led by '''Caden Michael Peck''' (born 17 September [[2002]]), also known as '''tinyhorse01''', a 21-year old man who owns [[Lynchburg_and_Big_Island,_VA#Big_Island|Chris's house]] and was charged with three felonies in 2023 for illegally producing psilocybin mushrooms. While the original LLC has been most likely shut down, this group is referred to as such by Christorians for the sake of clarity.&lt;br /&gt;
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They first came into contact with Chris in [[2020]] with the aim of producing and selling ''Sonichu'' and Chris-themed products on their [[Etsy]] store [[OfficialCWCmart]] with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits. In December 2020, Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale, which were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. Praetor has since expanded to other, more bizarre, products, some produced by the group, and others by Chris. Chris's income split for products made by him is unknown. As of [[2023]], OfficialCWCmart has generated more than 3000 sales, giving them a minimum of between $49,905 and $116,000 in revenue, although their actual revenue is unknown but potentially higher.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Of 3327 sales. Their lowest-priced item is $15, and a popular medallion item is $35. Several items such as art generally sold for $200 each&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. While the sales have slowed down considerably, by [[March 2024]], the number has increased to over 4200.&lt;br /&gt;
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Praetor member Owen Sundstrom left the group at some point prior to [[June 2021]], During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris continued communicating with them, mailing them art from jail, which they added to [[OfficialCWCmart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon Chris's being released from jail, they have become even more involved, as seen in the highly edited new videos which all promote [[OfficialCWCmart]]. In [[November 2023]], evidence showing that Chris has began living at a house which Caden bought emerged on [[Kiwi Farms]]. During [[The Chris Chan Interview]], Chris has mentioned paying the rent to Caden. This might mean that if Chris ever stops being profitable, he might be kicked out of there with no alternatives.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Membership==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Praetor_Instagram_tags_copy-min.png|350px|thumb|From left to right: Annie Ikenberry, Cabell O'Malley, Caden Peck, and Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=naughtdms&amp;gt;[[Naught DMs#Praetor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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While Caden is the leader of Praetor and presumably does most of the heavy lifting, there were at least three other members as of late 2020, along with several additional collaborators. The four core members were all students at Goochland High School in {{w|Goochland, Virginia}}. Owen left the group sometime prior to [[June 2021]], and while there's no conclusive evidence on Annabel leaving, she had a 10 month break in making content following 25 [[December 2023]], after which she had made her own website to sell her [[Mass debating|content]] on. There is no indication that Cabell remained involved with Praetor after Chris's [[Incest arrest|arrest for incest]] in [[August 2021]], making Caden the only confirmed remaining member. It's very possible, however, that he has since hired more members to produce art, as many of the products made since [[Chris and art|aren't total shite]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some have speculated that [[Flutter]] may be affiliated with Caden/Praetor, but there is currently little evidence for this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Annabel Ikenberry===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Annabel &amp;quot;Annie&amp;quot; Renée Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') was an erocosplayer and OnlyFans camgirl. In [[Taser Discussion]], Caden implies that her OnlyFans was one of Praetor's business ventures, and that she had created it to make money for Praetor. According to Chris, she is &amp;quot;psychically able.&amp;quot; In a 17 [[February 2021]] discussion with the [[Watchmen]], Chris confessed that he had considered her for a possible relationship.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Lonely feelings]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Owen Sundstrom===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Owen Scott Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') was a co-founder of Praetor. He was present at the [[Goochland Library Sermon]], where he was photographed posing with Chris. He also appears to be the photographer who took the picture of Chris and Praetor at the Chinese restaurant. According to Chris, Owen is &amp;quot;like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs.&amp;quot; Owen, along with Caden, suggested a link between the Mayan calendar and Chris's [[The Place chats - Lore Mashup|dream about a golden disc]].&amp;lt;ref name=naughtdms&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[June 2021]], a Christorian left a comment on Owen's [[Instagram]], writing&amp;lt;ref name=oweninsta&amp;gt;[[:File:OwenInsta.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Can’t believe such a pretty face could be such a scummy person. Trying to convince an autistic man to tease himself while simultaneously making thousands of dollars by using said autistic man’s internet notoriety}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Owen responded to this:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|🤣 awe u think I’m pretty? Also that wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,, however I do regret starting preator,, I was the wizard, not the business man}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cabell O'Malley===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cabell Fitzpatrick O'Malley''' was described by Chris in the [[Naught DMs]] as &amp;quot;psychically inclined, but she's the artist.&amp;quot; When the [[Incest Call]] leaked, there was speculation that Cabell was a nickname for [[Bella]]; however, Chris's mention of Cabell in the DMs predates his earliest interaction with Bella. Cabell is the blonde woman featured in the [[Instagram]] photo of Praetor and Chris at a Chinese restaurant. Initially, Praetor mistagged Cabell, linking an unrelated account to her. &lt;br /&gt;
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Given that Chris had referred to Cabell as the artist, it can be assumed that she was responsible for producing the medallions, as Chris has mentioned that the artist of the group was the one who created them.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Isabella Loretta Janke===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Isabella &amp;quot;Bella&amp;quot; Loretta Janke''', a troll most infamous for her horrid actions and [[Incest Call|revealing Chris's incestuous affair with his mother]], had relations with Praetor. They commissioned her to animate [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], an animation of Chris and the Sonichu characters, which Chris uploaded to his YouTube channel. Despite her minimal role in the group, Chris has repeatedly referred to her as a member of Praetor, possibly alluding to more interactions between Bella and Praetor that have not been leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Golden Church of Sonichu members===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Messages from the [[Discord]] server [[Golden Church of Sonichu]] show that the members were working with Praetor. One member was supposedly making a video game, another was working on CGI for Praetor's [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|Chris Chan movie]], and another was making Chris Chan themed clothes. These members presumably stopped their interactions with Chris once he got arrested.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Before Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
Caden, Owen, Annie, and Cabell were all students at Goochland High School in {{w|Goochland, Virginia}} in the late 2010s. [[Larry Vaughn]] claims that Praetor was &amp;quot;the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the [[Teen Troon Squad]] before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=larryvaughn&amp;gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Larry Vaughn)#Info Dump]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-17363984&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. [[Larry Vaughn]] referred to Owen Sundstrom as a &amp;quot;co-founder&amp;quot; of Praetor&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-15#post-8333293&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, which was confirmed in an Instagram messages by Owen, where he stated that he regrets &amp;quot;starting preator&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=oweninsta&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Caden had claimed that Praetor has been around since [[2017]], working with &amp;quot;creative types.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name =q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Praetor_Arrives,_Chris_Writes_his_Sermon,_More_Bible Discussion|Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. If this is true, Caden would have been 14 or 15 years old at the time of Praetor's creation. Caden also claimed that they worked with Kevin Baugh, founder of the {{w|Republic of Molossia}} ([[Molvanîa|no relation]]), and wrote a dissertation for him in order to officiate Molossia as a sovereign nation.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Praetor used to have a dedicated website, but was taken down by Caden due to the domain costs. He decided that instead of waiting to have &amp;quot;eccentric people&amp;quot; find him, he would personally reach out to them himself.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Naught]] once claimed that Praetor went after other lolcows before Chris, including Tommy Tooter, whom they tried to make products for.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Beginning==&lt;br /&gt;
===Meeting Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OGGoldenMedallion.jpg|200px|thumb|The golden medallion Praetor gave to Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Praetor3.jpg|250px|thumb|Chris in a meeting with Caden]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I've always known about Christine. She always struck me as unique in the sense that she is probably one of the most famous people ever who has profited the least from her fame.&lt;br /&gt;
When I heard that she had tried to launch a store before, but been overwhelmed, I knew that there was a chance at profit. I run almost everything I do privately, so I reached out to Christine myself.|Caden&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 21 [[September 2020]], a &amp;quot;trio of fans&amp;quot; came to Chris's door with a golden [[Medallion|Sonichu medallion,]] crafted by &amp;quot;the young lady of the group, with paint that had a mixture of 24K gold in it.&amp;quot; The &amp;quot;tall boys&amp;quot; had a business proposition for Chris, that with their mold press, they could mass produce and sell Sonichu medallions.&amp;lt;ref name=placeassociates&amp;gt;[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#The &amp;quot;New Associates&amp;quot; (and Helena Hate)|The &amp;quot;New Associates&amp;quot; (and Helena Hate)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris accepted, deeming them as trustworthy, and noted that he had a vision earlier where an artist crafted medallions for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|They have their business based in Goochland.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I could tell by soul-reading them that their intentions were legit, honest and true.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=placeassociates&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Introduced to the Watchmen===&lt;br /&gt;
On 22 [[September 2020]], Chris made a post on [[The Place]] [[Discord]] server, where he mentioned that he was meeting with some &amp;quot;new associates.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=placeassociates&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He mentions that they were going to talk about &amp;quot;the molding to mass produce the medallions, and possibly the figures, with optional Amiibo functions, in a little while.&amp;quot; After being asked who these associates were, Chris refused to give their identities but gave details about their first interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the 25th, Chris mentioned them to the [[Watchmen]] again, revealing their name as Praetor LLC&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Patreon_Troubles,_Chris's_Online_Social_Life,_%22The_Boys,%22_Praetor_LLC_Revealed|Patreon Troubles, Chris's Online Social Life, The Boys, Praetor LLC Revealed]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. On 3 October, Chris mentioned to them that Praetor was helping him create a &amp;quot;lore bible.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Lore_Bible_Discussion|Lore Bible Discussion]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. On the 15th, Praetor's [[Discord]] account, ran by Caden Peck, joined the [[The Place]] Discord server, and answered the Watchmen's questions.&amp;lt;ref name =q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{collapsible|Chat Excerpts|{{quoteboxnavy|We'll initially be only selling Medallions. These act as a trial run, testing market interest. Along the way, we will add more products. These will include but not be limited to comics, cards, and possibly amino figurines.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|It costs about 3 dollars per medallion. We sell them for 25 apiece, as to match our competitors. Etsy brand imposters are selling Medallions for 25-30. To uproot them, we must match or go below their prices.&lt;br /&gt;
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If business is good, we'll increase sales by discounting them, selling them for 15-20}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|In order to emulate Sonichu's original medallion, they are stamped in a mold we made and baked. Then, painted. We mail them from our own company pocket for a while, as it is cheaper then registration with a mailing company. When we get big enough, we can afford to register and get discounted shipping services}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|We've not shipped any yet, so we only have estimates. It won't be more then a few dollars.&lt;br /&gt;
The medallions are not large not heavy.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|We signed a confidentiality agreement with Sonichu, as we are a company. If Sonichu gives her consent, I can disclose profit splits and profit estimates.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy| We've worked with creative types for about 3 years now. You may recognize a few of my more eccentric clients!&lt;br /&gt;
Have any of you ever heard of Molossia?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After being asked if they sold merch for Molossia:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxnavy|We don't only do merch. We helped him find someone to write a dissertation on the micronation's sovereignty.&lt;br /&gt;
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He's using that to try and officiate his territory as a nation.&lt;br /&gt;
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More power to him, I suppose.&lt;br /&gt;
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What do y'all do? I'm excited to be working with this team.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|I used to have a website, but due to domain costs I took it down. When it comes to clients, I find that it's easier to find eccentric people then to have them find you. If you're interested in partnership or a meeting, I've been transitioning us to social media. We have a new twitter and an Instagram.&lt;br /&gt;
Our email is llcpraetor@gmail.com.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|@praetor_llc and the Twitter is @praetor&lt;br /&gt;
With social media, I can find my own clientele. Considering that I'm here, seems like things are working out!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On another brand named 'Praetor LLC':&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxnavy|Oh no, we know about Praetor LLC. They're actually not trademarked, we've talked to them. Their site is a homedone project. The only internationally trademarked Praetor brand is Praetor Technologies.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Introduced to the Public===&lt;br /&gt;
On 16 October, they arranged for Chris to give [[Goochland Library Sermon|a sermon at Goochland library]], where he spewed his [[Dimensional Merge]] delusions. This spiel was done in front of a large screen displaying the Praetor logo. When it was eventually released on YouTube, it started with a loud dramatic opening, commissioned from an unknown source. They also added sarcastic captions, mocking Chris. The Praetor members took photos with Chris after the sermon.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Tinyhorse02.png|With Caden.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Praetor4.jpg|With Owen.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Praetor5.jpg|Arguably one of the most iconic images of Chris out there, appearing on news articles and formerly on his Wikitubia page until March 1, 2024.&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 19 October, Praetor's presence was made known to the public, when they released multiple photos of Chris and the members of Praetor at a Chinese restaurant. One of these images included the members' Instagram handles, making it very easy for them to get doxxed.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:PraetorLLC.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|With [[Instagram]] handles.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 13 [[November 2020]], Chris uploaded [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], an animation that Praetor had commissioned from [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. After this, Bella began regularly chatting with Chris, [[Incest Call|eventually becoming rather infamous for unrelated reasons]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Starting the Etsy shop===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|250px|thumb|Praetor somehow manages to make the medallion look ''worse'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RedRobe.jpg|300px|thumb|Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robe, sold a year after the server died out]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In December, Praetor created an Etsy shop, [[OfficialCWCmart]], where they have since sold Sonichu medallions and other merchandise. The medallions sold by them manage to look much worse than any medallions made by Chris, and are completely inconsistent in how they look. According to several reviews on their store, they aren't also given enough time to dry up, resulting in still wet paint and hair stuck to the surface.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the &amp;quot;Chris Chan Style.&amp;quot; Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 7 [[December 2020]], Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale, which were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. A month later, they had made $5,900 worth of sales on their medallion product,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats (January 2021)#The Watchmen Think Chris Should Get All of Praetor's Sales Money]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; though information such as their operating costs is unknown, as is how much profit the group members had after expenses. In mid-January 2021, Chris confirmed having received nearly $400 in small cash amounts for his share.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Cash from Praetor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Many people have criticized Praetor for this income split, most notably the [[Watchmen]], however there is incomplete data on the split, and it is only a split for one of their products, one not made by Chris, and it is unknown what the split is for products Chris makes. However, when an [[Instagram]] user accused Owen Sundstrom of exploiting Chris for money, he responded, seemingly implying that Praetor was indeed exploiting Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|That wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,,|Owen&amp;lt;ref name=oweninsta&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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====Golden Church of Sonichu====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
Praetor also created a [[Discord]] server, [[Golden Church of Sonichu]], which was created for anyone who bought their Golden Medallions on their Etsy shop. The server served as another outlet for Chris to rant about his delusions. Caden often posted in there too, giving insight into Praetor's bizarre plans.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|-Christine has fully greenlit [REDACTED]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.&lt;br /&gt;
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-Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.&lt;br /&gt;
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-Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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-Test footage for [REDACTED] has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.|Caden&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Golden Church of Sonichu]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon hacking into [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]'s account, [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|a short clip]] showing the behind-the-scenes process of the Chris Chan Movie was leaked. It shows Chris posing as a Praetor member commentates, telling him specific poses to do, while he's supposedly standing next to [[Rosechu]], who would be added in post as a CGI character.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Taser Controversy==&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Taser}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PraetorSignedTaser.png|300px|thumb|The Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:praetor cart.jpg|thumb|250px|The image featured in the instagram post]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PraetorTaserBox.jpg|thumb|250px|A message left for a customer who bought a taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[November 2020]], Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!|Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.instagram.com/p/CHms9kGlhc3/ (archive: https://archive.ph/K6ojQ)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Praetor later claimed this was for promotion of sales of autographed &amp;quot;tasers&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Conflict with the Watchmen===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Taser Discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.|Caden, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.&amp;lt;ref name=tasercall&amp;gt;[[Taser Discussion]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
In [[February 2021]], Chris stated that he wanted to borrow one of Praetor's tasers to stun his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].&amp;lt;ref name=thinking&amp;gt;[[Thinking with Portals#Praetor and the Taser‎]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Watchmen confronted Caden about this, saying that it was dangerous for Praetor to be allowing Chris to use it and that Chris could hurt himself. In response, Caden insisted that Chris would be safe and that the group would act with safety in mind, that he would not permanently possess one of their stun guns, and that the version Chris would use is a lower-powered one than the items Praetor would be selling.&amp;lt;ref name=thinking&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Eventually, both parties began insulting each other on Discord. They eventually agreed to have [[Taser Discussion|a call]] about the issue, in which the Watchmen berate Caden about the issue.&lt;br /&gt;
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Near the end of the call, [[Watchmen]] member [[Val]] jokingly asked if Praetor could get Chris to tase himself on video, to which Chris responded saying that he'd be willing too. Everyone was shocked by this, and Caden attempts to dissuade Chris from tazing himself. &lt;br /&gt;
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After this call, the [[Watchmen]] gained an intense hatred and rivarly for Praetor and especially Caden, seeing him as on the same level as [[Joshua Wise]] or [[Jacob Sockness]]. [[Watchmen]] member [[Naught]] then released that portion of the audio clip, but twisted the context to make it seem like Praetor wanted Chris to tase himself. This rumor was perpetuated by other Watchmen members, and eventually reached [[GiBi]], who made a video claiming it was fact.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Larry Vaughn===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Larry Vaughn}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Naught then doxxed Caden on the forum, which led to [[Larry Vaughn]] making multiple posts sharing his experiences with Praetor. While many were skeptical of Vaughn's claims, due to him arguably being an unreliable narrator, his [[Larry Vaughn DMs|DMs with Chris]] reveal that he did in fact have a phone call with Caden, meaning his post is most likely true&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Larry Vaughn DMs#Coded Message for Twitter Users]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Still hard to believe that [Caden Peck] legit thought that I was the representative of a group of rich folks that would buy shitty medallions so we could roleplay with Chris in a private Discord server.|Larry Vaughn&amp;lt;ref name=larryvaughn&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|So my initial contact with them was when Christine sent me Caden's phone number and asked me to call him. I initially thought that he was going to tell me to fuck off, but he at the time at least entertained the idea of bringing 'us' (LAnon) on board. He pitched the idea of 'golden sonichu medallions' to me, which were basically regular Sonichu medallions with a code or something on them that would grant people access to a discord group to talk with Chris directly. He said that Christine &amp;quot;was a very busy woman with everything going on, and that Praetor basically served to screen out trolls from legitimate business dealings so she could have time to focus on her tasks.&amp;quot; I said that I would entertain their offer, and I would just need to take a headcount of who would be interested in one.&lt;br /&gt;
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[...]&lt;br /&gt;
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-Praetor was the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the Teen Troon Squad before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine, and eventually even this devolved into them basically becoming a slightly less shitty version of the idea guys 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
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-They work in a nasty basement painting Sonichu medallions to sell. Now people seem to think that they just give Chris the money. They don't, they basically hold it from him unless he does what they want&lt;br /&gt;
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-The amount of money they make is apparently enough that Christine could have hired a private investigator to come after me, and this person contacted me after Chris threatened to call the cops on me&lt;br /&gt;
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-My 'big plan' (Sending Chris to Florida) was apparently liked by Caden, to the point that he would pay for a ticket for Chris&lt;br /&gt;
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-Chris claimed that Null was on Praetor's side, and was working with them to hunt me down (whether this is real or a delusion of Chris' is yet to be determined)|Larry Vaughn&amp;lt;ref name=larryvaughn&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|To be honest Praetor just wants to further enable Chris at this point because doing so makes them money. Like they thought that I put mushrooms in the wine to poison Chris, they thought that they could get money from me, and they also thought that I was like 30 people.|Larry Vaughn&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Larry Vaughn)#Praetor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Resold===&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2022]], Praetor began selling tasers previously autographed by Chris on their Etsy shop, supposedly for the purpose of simulating &amp;quot;zapping to the extreme&amp;quot; for buyers. Etsy quickly removed this listing. Eventually, Praetor created a listing titled 'The Secret Listing', a listing that had no information on what it was. It was later revealed through [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|emails]] that The Secret Listing was a taser, with the fact hidden in order to bypass Etsy guidelines.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the people who bought the taser would mail it to the channel SuperMega, where they would unbox it on video&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW5OaHIfMdY&amp;amp;ab_channel=SuperMega&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jail Saga==&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Praetor Jail Art|OfficialCWCmart#Jail Saga Items}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|250px|thumb|Praetor's message to a customer who bought a piece of jail art]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[July 2021]], Caden had plans to buy Chris a PC so he could do more streams,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The_Knights_of_CWC_chats_(July_2021)#The_&amp;quot;Older_Lady_Friend&amp;quot;_Call_(Second_Layer_commentary)|Older Lady Friend Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; however this plan was cut short by Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] after he [[Affair With Mother|fucked his mother]]. After Chris got kicked out of his house for this, he contacted Caden to try and get his assistance in finding a hotel, though it is unknown how Caden responded to this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued Business===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Caden (Praetor) is genuinely one who is able to speak on my behalf when appropriate, and is in friendship and business association with I in mutual agreements|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 14 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Praetor continued to talk to Chris. At one point, Chris mentioned that Caden was working on publishing the &amp;quot;Goddess Log&amp;quot;, his jail diary&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[May 2022]], Praetor began selling [[Praetor Jail Art|art that Chris made in jail]], making their contact with Chris much more obvious. They also added [[Jail Medallion Promotions|audio clips]] of Chris promoting their medallions from jail to their Etsy. Aside from these, the products sold on [[OfficialCWCmart]] became increasingly strange, including arrowheads, cult robes, and signed g-fuel.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[June 2022]], Chris started mentioning Caden in his letters, expressing his desire to have [[Helena Fiorenza]] collaborate with him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, though Caden did not respond when Helena attempted to do so&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's Fundraiser Plan===&lt;br /&gt;
In [[July 2022]], Chris began writing in letters about his newfound hatred of [[Barb]]. He told Caden to check if Barb was still at [[14 Branchland Court]], which he apparently did. Chris then pulled several theoretical crimes out of his ass and instructed Caden to call the police on Barb, though there is no evidence Caden agreed to his request.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|By Caden’s confirmation, Barbara was still at the Sonichu Temple; Redneck and Stubborn. So, giving him the list of her charable crimes, including pet negigance/mistreatment, suicide threats, emotional manipulation and abuse upon I, and ADA’s law of using someone else’s SSI, I have instructed Caden alone, to call the police on her.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In another spate of selfishness, Chris, still desiring to live at 14 Branchland Court (but was allegedly legally forbidden from living with Barb, the owner of the house) decided on starting a $150,000 fundraiser to pay off [[14 Branchland Court]]'s mortgages and debts, and to put Barb in an Elderly Care Home. Chris hoped Caden, [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] and [[Helena]] would assist with his scheme.&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris claimed to Helena that Caden was attempting to persuade Barb to move:&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|But Barb is being a Majorly Stubborn Individual in relocating her self. Caden is working on persuading her and presenting her with the Truths of the Legality.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also claimed he sent a letter to Caden directing him to organize the fundraiser. No such fundraiser has been announced.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I have just sent a letter to Caden with all the specifics, and the one public letter and drawing on the matter, in organizing an online fundraiser to raise $150,000 to pay off the mortgage and debts, and some left to pay for her to start off in an Elderly Care Home|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Kenneth attempted to suggest Chris speak through a lawyer instead of Caden.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (1)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris fired back angrily.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|And don't you judge Caden in that vain. He's not flawless, but he is more Perfect of himself and at what and how he does as a legit Friend and in working on my behalf; He actually works well with his flaws and limits, and he's made breakthrough with Barb, and he is not intimidating.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's fundraiser scheme predictably failed, and contributed to Kenneth, Helena and [[Eels]] cutting ties with him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Excommunication letter]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Interview===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|March 2023 Praetor Interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
In [[March 2023]], Praetor had [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|an interview]] with a [[Kiwi Farms]] user. In this interview, they have claimed that Chris calls them twice a week about the Etsy store. They also stated that the store has earned Chris a lot of money, despite him still being in jail by that time.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Chris calls twice a week to deal with the store, as no listings are made with out his express oversight. As for the cease and desists, we'd just advise that folk stay out of any trouble. Chris's cash has been accumulating, as the money he gets from both the store and monthly disability hasn't been touched while incarcerated.|Praetor}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They have also stated that the reason Chris hasn't sent any letters or had any visitors is because [[David Heilberg]], Chris's lawyer, advised them to not let any &amp;quot;ill-meaning folk&amp;quot; near Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Both the lack of recent letters and having no visitors is intentional, as Heilberg advised us to close any way for ill-meaning folk to get close.|Praetor}}&lt;br /&gt;
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They offer more insider knowledge on Chris, such as the fact that he had plans to grow a beard in prison (Something not realistically possible, considering he still took HRT while in jail and had problems growing facial hair even before the transition), and that he had plans to return, with strange aspirations as well, which did come true with the release of [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-jail involvement==&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|OfficialCWCmart#Post-Jail Saga Items}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Coveredsonchu.png|250px|thumb|What appears to be [[Son-Chu]], covered up so trolls wouldn't spot it, spotted on a Google Maps view of Caden's house]]&lt;br /&gt;
After plenty of sightings online and [[Post-jail sightings|offline]], Chris finally made his grand return in [[October 2023]]. Along with Chris's return, [[OfficialCWCmart]] returned as well, stocked with a plethora of new items. This included new [[Medallions|Sonichu medallions]], with brand new pictures of Chris in front of a green screen, new promotions of [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]], and [[2021 Lost Commissions|dozens upon dozens of lost commissions]] that Chris drew for the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser in [[2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's new videos from this point forward were incredibly high quality (for Chris's standards), making it very likely that Praetor was behind these videos, as they have had previous experience with high-quality editing and Chris uses the same green screen which is used in the Etsy store. Chris also consistently promoted [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description of these videos. The list of products has later further increased in [[January 2024]], as a result of a war with the newly released Sonichu merchandise from [[Geno Samuel]], though they appear to be the same overpriced low quality stuff as before. This has also expanded to [[Praetor Commissions|art commissions]] for a totally reasonable sum of $225-275.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Big Island House===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BigIslandHouse.jpg|thumb|Photo of the house from Zillow]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[June 2023]], a property in [[Big Island]] was transferred to Caden Peck, along with an LLC  called &amp;quot;Essential Estate LLC&amp;quot;, for $235,000. In [[November 2023]], [[Kiwi Farms]] users managed to find evidence of Chris living at the property. Firstly, Chris's [[November 2023 social media posts|P.O Box]], announced by Chris a few days earlier, was located only 22 minutes from the house, and Chris has been [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|previously sighted in Big Island]]. In an October 2023 Google Streetview, a car covered by a sheet can be seen outside the house, with a hubcap suspiciously similar to Chris's car. Lastly, in Chris's recent streams, we have occasionally gotten glimpses of his house, with one of the doors appearing in the streams perfectly matching up with a listing for the property. He has also posted several pictures of his rooms on the social media, which match with the house listing photos. &lt;br /&gt;
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Caden does not actually live with Chris, as he has another residence in Maryville, Missouri. This is shown when, a month after buying the Big Island house, three felonies were filed against Caden by Maryville authorities for illegally manufacturing and delivering psilocybin mushrooms. On 28 August he pleaded guilty and received 5 years probation and 19 days in jail.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.courts.mo.gov/cnet/cases/newHeader.do?inputVO.caseNumber=23ND-CR00268&amp;amp;inputVO.courtId=SMPDB0001_CT04#docket&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.courts.mo.gov/cnet/cases/newHeader.do?inputVO.caseNumber=23ND-CR00268-01&amp;amp;inputVO.courtId=SMPDB0001_CT04#docket&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.courts.mo.gov/fv/c/GUILTY%20PLEA%208-28-23.PDF?courtCode=04&amp;amp;di=936062&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.courts.mo.gov/fv/c/REDACTED%20PC%20STATEMENT%20PECK.PDF?courtCode=04&amp;amp;di=921031&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Further indication that Caden does not live in Big Island is in the [[October 2023]] livestream [[The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]], in which Chris turns off the stream in order to respond to a phone call from Caden.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OfficialCWCmart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Praetor Jail Art]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Goochland Library Sermon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser Discussion]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[2021 Lost Commissions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Golden Church of Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[March 2023 Praetor Interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram (deleted)]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart Praetor's Etsy]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<updated>2024-04-18T11:57:51Z</updated>

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		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
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		<updated>2024-04-12T17:08:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: fixed redirects&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=322701</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=322701"/>
		<updated>2024-04-12T17:03:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: accidental UPP violation, sorry!!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;h1&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Side Note: This user is not to be confused with [[Kai|Kevin Fairchild.]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/h1&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
welcome to my userpage, i study chris chan lore when i’m bored but i sometimes just fix shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===who are you===&lt;br /&gt;
let the userboxes do the talking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsible|my userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Homo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transgendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hex-Box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kitty}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rigist}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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misc:&lt;br /&gt;
{{OutageCounter}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=322700</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=322700"/>
		<updated>2024-04-12T16:54:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Box&lt;br /&gt;
| title      = WARNING: This user is Kai.&lt;br /&gt;
| image      = Praetor Sonichu Amiibo 5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| img_width  = 90&lt;br /&gt;
| border     = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
| background = #FFF&lt;br /&gt;
| text       = &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Take everything she says with a grain of salt, because I said so. By the way, Hi [[User:philisntcool|phil.]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;h1&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Side Note: This user is not to be confused with [[Kai|Kevin Fairchild.]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/h1&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
welcome to my userpage, i study chris chan lore when i’m bored but i sometimes just fix shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===who are you===&lt;br /&gt;
let the userboxes do the talking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsible|my userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Homo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transgendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hex-Box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kitty}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rigist}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kai&amp;diff=322699</id>
		<title>User talk:Kai</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kai&amp;diff=322699"/>
		<updated>2024-04-12T16:52:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;testing stuff idk - [[User:Kai|Kai]] ([[User talk:Kai|talk]]) 14:00, 6 February 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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erm i just farted!!!!!!!!! &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;tilde tilde tilde tilde next time, [[User:Philisntcool|philly.]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=322698</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=322698"/>
		<updated>2024-04-12T16:50:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Box&lt;br /&gt;
| title      = WARNING: This user is Kai.&lt;br /&gt;
| image      = Praetor Sonichu Amiibo 5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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| border     = #000000&lt;br /&gt;
| background = #FFF&lt;br /&gt;
| text       = &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Take everything she says with a grain of salt, because I said so. By the way, Hi [[User:philisntcool|phil.]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;h1&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Side Note: This user is not to be confused with [[Kai|the other kai.]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/h1&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
welcome to my userpage, i study chris chan lore when i’m bored but i sometimes just fix shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===who are you===&lt;br /&gt;
let the userboxes do the talking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsible|my userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Homo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transgendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hex-Box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kitty}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rigist}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=322669</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=322669"/>
		<updated>2024-04-10T18:13:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;not to be confused with [[Kai|kai]], a completely different person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
welcome to my userpage, i study chris chan lore when i’m bored but i sometimes just fix shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===who are you===&lt;br /&gt;
let the userboxes do the talking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsible|my userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Homo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transgendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hex-Box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kitty}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rigist}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
btw shoutout to my homie [[user:Philisntcool|phil]]&lt;br /&gt;
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misc:&lt;br /&gt;
{{OutageCounter}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Praetor&amp;diff=322667</id>
		<title>Praetor</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Praetor&amp;diff=322667"/>
		<updated>2024-04-10T14:42:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: /* Introduced to the Public */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Unreliable|type=cred|The members are all infamous attention seekers, and merely got in touch with Chris with the sole intent of piggybacking off his notoriety on the internet.|The members will occasionally say edgy and disgusting things purely for shock value.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:PraetorTaserBox.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Our goal is not just to be screwing with Christine. Our goal here is just to make cash with her, as a partnership - right?|Caden Peck&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Taser Discussion]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote| And don't you judge Caden in that vain. He's not flawless, but he is more Perfect of himself and at what and how he does as a legit Friend and in working on my behalf; He actually works well with his flaws and limits, and he's made breakthrough with Barb, and he is not intimidating.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PraetorLogo.jpg|400px|thumb|Praetor's logo]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
|image = Cadenimagehighquality.png&lt;br /&gt;
|title = Caden Peck&lt;br /&gt;
|name = Caden Michael Peck&lt;br /&gt;
|gender = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 17&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 2002&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases = Praetor&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;tinyhorse01&lt;br /&gt;
|race = White&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality = [[American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation = Owner of Praetor LLC&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Owner of [[OfficialCWCmart]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Landlord&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Illegal Drug Manufacturer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Student at [[wikipedia:Northwest Missouri State University|Northwest Missouri State University]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-17231390&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|watchmen|cn}}, {{saga|praetor|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}, '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color:#b84250&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Revelations&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Praetor LLC''' (sometimes referred to as &amp;quot;'''The Praetors'''&amp;quot;) is a group of edgy Gen-Z businesspeople led by '''Caden Michael Peck''' (born 17 September [[2002]]), also known as '''tinyhorse01''', a 21-year old man who owns [[Lynchburg_and_Big_Island,_VA#Big_Island|Chris's house]] and was charged with three felonies in 2023 for illegally producing psilocybin mushrooms. While the original LLC has been most likely shut down, this group is referred to as such by Christorians for the sake of clarity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They first came into contact with Chris in [[2020]] with the aim of producing and selling ''Sonichu'' and Chris-themed products on their [[Etsy]] store [[OfficialCWCmart]] with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits. In December 2020, Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale, which were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. Praetor has since expanded to other, more bizarre, products, some produced by the group, and others by Chris. Chris's income split for products made by him is unknown. As of [[2023]], OfficialCWCmart has generated more than 3000 sales, giving them a minimum of between $49,905 and $116,000 in revenue, although their actual revenue is unknown but potentially higher.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Of 3327 sales. Their lowest-priced item is $15, and a popular medallion item is $35. Several items such as art generally sold for $200 each&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. While the sales have slowed down considerably, by [[March 2024]], the number has increased to over 4200.&lt;br /&gt;
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Praetor member Owen Sundstrom left the group at some point prior to [[June 2021]], During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris continued communicating with them, mailing them art from jail, which they added to [[OfficialCWCmart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon Chris's being released from jail, they have become even more involved, as seen in the highly edited new videos which all promote [[OfficialCWCmart]]. In [[November 2023]], evidence showing that Chris has began living at a house which Caden bought emerged on [[Kiwi Farms]]. During [[The Chris Chan Interview]], Chris has mentioned paying the rent to Caden. This might mean that if Chris ever stops being profitable, he might be kicked out of there with no alternatives.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Membership==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Praetor_Instagram_tags_copy-min.png|350px|thumb|From left to right: Annie Ikenberry, Cabell O'Malley, Caden Peck, and Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=naughtdms&amp;gt;[[Naught DMs#Praetor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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While Caden is the leader of Praetor and presumably does most of the heavy lifting, there were at least three other members as of late 2020, along with several additional collaborators. The four core members were all students at Goochland High School in {{w|Goochland, Virginia}}. Owen left the group sometime prior to [[June 2021]], and while there's no conclusive evidence on Annabel leaving, she had a 10 month break in making content following 25 [[December 2023]], after which she had made her own website to sell her [[Mass debating|content]] on. There is no indication that Cabell remained involved with Praetor after Chris's [[Incest arrest|arrest for incest]] in [[August 2021]], making Caden the only confirmed remaining member. It's very possible, however, that he has since hired more members to produce art, as many of the products made since [[Chris and art|aren't total shite]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Some have speculated that [[Flutter]] may be affiliated with Caden/Praetor, but there is currently little evidence for this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Annabel Ikenberry===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Annabel &amp;quot;Annie&amp;quot; Renée Ikenberry''' ('''annirenee''') was an erocosplayer and OnlyFans camgirl. In [[Taser Discussion]], Caden implies that her OnlyFans was one of Praetor's business ventures, and that she had created it to make money for Praetor. According to Chris, she is &amp;quot;psychically able.&amp;quot; In a 17 [[February 2021]] discussion with the [[Watchmen]], Chris confessed that he had considered her for a possible relationship.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Lonely feelings]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Owen Sundstrom===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Owen Scott Sundstrom''' ('''owen_sundstrom''') was a co-founder of Praetor. He was present at the [[Goochland Library Sermon]], where he was photographed posing with Chris. He also appears to be the photographer who took the picture of Chris and Praetor at the Chinese restaurant. According to Chris, Owen is &amp;quot;like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs.&amp;quot; Owen, along with Caden, suggested a link between the Mayan calendar and Chris's [[The Place chats - Lore Mashup|dream about a golden disc]].&amp;lt;ref name=naughtdms&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[June 2021]], a Christorian left a comment on Owen's [[Instagram]], writing&amp;lt;ref name=oweninsta&amp;gt;[[:File:OwenInsta.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Can’t believe such a pretty face could be such a scummy person. Trying to convince an autistic man to tease himself while simultaneously making thousands of dollars by using said autistic man’s internet notoriety}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Owen responded to this:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|🤣 awe u think I’m pretty? Also that wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,, however I do regret starting preator,, I was the wizard, not the business man}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cabell O'Malley===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cabell Fitzpatrick O'Malley''' was described by Chris in the [[Naught DMs]] as &amp;quot;psychically inclined, but she's the artist.&amp;quot; When the [[Incest Call]] leaked, there was speculation that Cabell was a nickname for [[Bella]]; however, Chris's mention of Cabell in the DMs predates his earliest interaction with Bella. Cabell is the blonde woman featured in the [[Instagram]] photo of Praetor and Chris at a Chinese restaurant. Initially, Praetor mistagged Cabell, linking an unrelated account to her. &lt;br /&gt;
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Given that Chris had referred to Cabell as the artist, it can be assumed that she was responsible for producing the medallions, as Chris has mentioned that the artist of the group was the one who created them.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Isabella Loretta Janke===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Isabella Loretta Janke}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Isabella &amp;quot;Bella&amp;quot; Loretta Janke''', a troll most infamous for her horrid actions and [[Incest Call|revealing Chris's incestuous affair with his mother]], had relations with Praetor. They commissioned her to animate [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], an animation of Chris and the Sonichu characters, which Chris uploaded to his YouTube channel. Despite her minimal role in the group, Chris has repeatedly referred to her as a member of Praetor, possibly alluding to more interactions between Bella and Praetor that have not been leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Golden Church of Sonichu members===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Messages from the [[Discord]] server [[Golden Church of Sonichu]] show that the members were working with Praetor. One member was supposedly making a video game, another was working on CGI for Praetor's [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|Chris Chan movie]], and another was making Chris Chan themed clothes. These members presumably stopped their interactions with Chris once he got arrested.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Before Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
Caden, Owen, Annie, and Cabell were all students at Goochland High School in {{w|Goochland, Virginia}} in the late 2010s. [[Larry Vaughn]] claims that Praetor was &amp;quot;the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the [[Teen Troon Squad]] before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=larryvaughn&amp;gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Larry Vaughn)#Info Dump]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-17363984&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. [[Larry Vaughn]] referred to Owen Sundstrom as a &amp;quot;co-founder&amp;quot; of Praetor&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/page-15#post-8333293&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, which was confirmed in an Instagram messages by Owen, where he stated that he regrets &amp;quot;starting preator&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=oweninsta&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Caden had claimed that Praetor has been around since [[2017]], working with &amp;quot;creative types.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name =q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Praetor_Arrives,_Chris_Writes_his_Sermon,_More_Bible Discussion|Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. If this is true, Caden would have been 14 or 15 years old at the time of Praetor's creation. Caden also claimed that they worked with Kevin Baugh, founder of the {{w|Republic of Molossia}} ([[Molvanîa|no relation]]), and wrote a dissertation for him in order to officiate Molossia as a sovereign nation.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Praetor used to have a dedicated website, but was taken down by Caden due to the domain costs. He decided that instead of waiting to have &amp;quot;eccentric people&amp;quot; find him, he would personally reach out to them himself.&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Naught]] once claimed that Praetor went after other lolcows before Chris, including Tommy Tooter, whom they tried to make products for.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-5-2021-chris-wants-to-play-with-taser-to-activate-the-merge.84502/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Beginning==&lt;br /&gt;
===Meeting Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:OGGoldenMedallion.jpg|200px|thumb|The golden medallion Praetor gave to Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Praetor3.jpg|250px|thumb|Chris in a meeting with Caden]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I've always known about Christine. She always struck me as unique in the sense that she is probably one of the most famous people ever who has profited the least from her fame.&lt;br /&gt;
When I heard that she had tried to launch a store before, but been overwhelmed, I knew that there was a chance at profit. I run almost everything I do privately, so I reached out to Christine myself.|Caden&amp;lt;ref name=q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 21 [[September 2020]], a &amp;quot;trio of fans&amp;quot; came to Chris's door with a golden [[Medallion|Sonichu medallion,]] crafted by &amp;quot;the young lady of the group, with paint that had a mixture of 24K gold in it.&amp;quot; The &amp;quot;tall boys&amp;quot; had a business proposition for Chris, that with their mold press, they could mass produce and sell Sonichu medallions.&amp;lt;ref name=placeassociates&amp;gt;[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#The &amp;quot;New Associates&amp;quot; (and Helena Hate)|The &amp;quot;New Associates&amp;quot; (and Helena Hate)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris accepted, deeming them as trustworthy, and noted that he had a vision earlier where an artist crafted medallions for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|They have their business based in Goochland.&lt;br /&gt;
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And I could tell by soul-reading them that their intentions were legit, honest and true.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=placeassociates&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Introduced to the Watchmen===&lt;br /&gt;
On 22 [[September 2020]], Chris made a post on [[The Place]] [[Discord]] server, where he mentioned that he was meeting with some &amp;quot;new associates.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=placeassociates&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He mentions that they were going to talk about &amp;quot;the molding to mass produce the medallions, and possibly the figures, with optional Amiibo functions, in a little while.&amp;quot; After being asked who these associates were, Chris refused to give their identities but gave details about their first interaction.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the 25th, Chris mentioned them to the [[Watchmen]] again, revealing their name as Praetor LLC&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Patreon_Troubles,_Chris's_Online_Social_Life,_%22The_Boys,%22_Praetor_LLC_Revealed|Patreon Troubles, Chris's Online Social Life, The Boys, Praetor LLC Revealed]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. On 3 October, Chris mentioned to them that Praetor was helping him create a &amp;quot;lore bible.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:Anaxis/The_Place_Chats#Lore_Bible_Discussion|Lore Bible Discussion]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. On the 15th, Praetor's [[Discord]] account, ran by Caden Peck, joined the [[The Place]] Discord server, and answered the Watchmen's questions.&amp;lt;ref name =q&amp;amp;a&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{collapsible|Chat Excerpts|{{quoteboxnavy|We'll initially be only selling Medallions. These act as a trial run, testing market interest. Along the way, we will add more products. These will include but not be limited to comics, cards, and possibly amino figurines.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|It costs about 3 dollars per medallion. We sell them for 25 apiece, as to match our competitors. Etsy brand imposters are selling Medallions for 25-30. To uproot them, we must match or go below their prices.&lt;br /&gt;
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If business is good, we'll increase sales by discounting them, selling them for 15-20}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|In order to emulate Sonichu's original medallion, they are stamped in a mold we made and baked. Then, painted. We mail them from our own company pocket for a while, as it is cheaper then registration with a mailing company. When we get big enough, we can afford to register and get discounted shipping services}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|We've not shipped any yet, so we only have estimates. It won't be more then a few dollars.&lt;br /&gt;
The medallions are not large not heavy.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|We signed a confidentiality agreement with Sonichu, as we are a company. If Sonichu gives her consent, I can disclose profit splits and profit estimates.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy| We've worked with creative types for about 3 years now. You may recognize a few of my more eccentric clients!&lt;br /&gt;
Have any of you ever heard of Molossia?}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After being asked if they sold merch for Molossia:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxnavy|We don't only do merch. We helped him find someone to write a dissertation on the micronation's sovereignty.&lt;br /&gt;
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He's using that to try and officiate his territory as a nation.&lt;br /&gt;
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More power to him, I suppose.&lt;br /&gt;
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What do y'all do? I'm excited to be working with this team.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|I used to have a website, but due to domain costs I took it down. When it comes to clients, I find that it's easier to find eccentric people then to have them find you. If you're interested in partnership or a meeting, I've been transitioning us to social media. We have a new twitter and an Instagram.&lt;br /&gt;
Our email is llcpraetor@gmail.com.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxnavy|@praetor_llc and the Twitter is @praetor&lt;br /&gt;
With social media, I can find my own clientele. Considering that I'm here, seems like things are working out!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On another brand named 'Praetor LLC':&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxnavy|Oh no, we know about Praetor LLC. They're actually not trademarked, we've talked to them. Their site is a homedone project. The only internationally trademarked Praetor brand is Praetor Technologies.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Introduced to the Public===&lt;br /&gt;
On 16 October, they arranged for Chris to give [[Goochland Library Sermon|a sermon at Goochland library]], where he spewed his [[Dimensional Merge]] delusions. This spiel was done in front of a large screen displaying the Praetor logo. When it was eventually released on YouTube, it started with a loud dramatic opening, commissioned from an unknown source. They also added sarcastic captions, mocking Chris. The Praetor members took photos with Chris after the sermon.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Tinyhorse02.png|With Caden.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Praetor4.jpg|With Owen.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Praetor5.jpg|Arguably one of the most iconic images of Chris out there, appearing on news articles and formerly on his Wikitubia page until March 2024.&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 19 October, Praetor's presence was made known to the public, when they released multiple photos of Chris and the members of Praetor at a Chinese restaurant. One of these images included the members' Instagram handles, making it very easy for them to get doxxed.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:PraetorLLC.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Praetor Instagram tags copy-min.png|With [[Instagram]] handles.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 13 [[November 2020]], Chris uploaded [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]], an animation that Praetor had commissioned from [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. After this, Bella began regularly chatting with Chris, [[Incest Call|eventually becoming rather infamous for unrelated reasons]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Starting the Etsy shop===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu medallion etsy dec 2020.jpg|250px|thumb|Praetor somehow manages to make the medallion look ''worse'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RedRobe.jpg|300px|thumb|Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robe, sold a year after the server died out]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In December, Praetor created an Etsy shop, [[OfficialCWCmart]], where they have since sold Sonichu medallions and other merchandise. The medallions sold by them manage to look much worse than any medallions made by Chris, and are completely inconsistent in how they look. According to several reviews on their store, they aren't also given enough time to dry up, resulting in still wet paint and hair stuck to the surface.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the &amp;quot;Chris Chan Style.&amp;quot; Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)|Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 7 [[December 2020]], Praetor began offering Sonichu medallions for sale, which were produced by the group and approved of by Chris. A month later, they had made $5,900 worth of sales on their medallion product,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats (January 2021)#The Watchmen Think Chris Should Get All of Praetor's Sales Money]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; though information such as their operating costs is unknown, as is how much profit the group members had after expenses. In mid-January 2021, Chris confirmed having received nearly $400 in small cash amounts for his share.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats (January 2021)#Cash from Praetor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Many people have criticized Praetor for this income split, most notably the [[Watchmen]], however there is incomplete data on the split, and it is only a split for one of their products, one not made by Chris, and it is unknown what the split is for products Chris makes. However, when an [[Instagram]] user accused Owen Sundstrom of exploiting Chris for money, he responded, seemingly implying that Praetor was indeed exploiting Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|That wasn’t me,, I tried to give Chris as much money as I could,, but I was cut outta preator,, I only got 10% even tho is was a partnership, and I was in Chris’s corner tryna make sure he wasn’t taken advantage of,,|Owen&amp;lt;ref name=oweninsta&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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====Golden Church of Sonichu====&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
Praetor also created a [[Discord]] server, [[Golden Church of Sonichu]], which was created for anyone who bought their Golden Medallions on their Etsy shop. The server served as another outlet for Chris to rant about his delusions. Caden often posted in there too, giving insight into Praetor's bizarre plans.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|-Christine has fully greenlit [REDACTED]'s video game. Please message Chris directly as soon as possible, as Christine would like to provide some direction with the game's storyline.&lt;br /&gt;
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-The Praetor Flamethrower will be stress-tested this upcoming week at a local firing range sponsoring us. Please standby for future details.&lt;br /&gt;
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-Christine has approved the future sale of Potions blessed by her. These are to be sold for less than $17 apiece, but a fixed price has not yet been decided. We need help finding cheaply shipped glassware in bulk. As cheap as possible is best, as we are going to be selling 3-4 kinds of potions stocked at at least 12 each. Bottles must be at very least 4oz, at most 16oz.&lt;br /&gt;
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-Christine's Golden Medallions have already sold out. Expect more members soon.&lt;br /&gt;
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-Test footage for [REDACTED] has been filmed in order to see if she can cgi a Sonichu next to Chris, allowing us to feature a Sonichu in the upcoming Chris Chan Movie. Please complete this as soon as possible, and we will kiss you on the mouth.|Caden&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Golden Church of Sonichu]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon hacking into [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]'s account, [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|a short clip]] showing the behind-the-scenes process of the Chris Chan Movie was leaked. It shows Chris posing as a Praetor member commentates, telling him specific poses to do, while he's supposedly standing next to [[Rosechu]], who would be added in post as a CGI character.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Taser Controversy==&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Taser}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PraetorSignedTaser.png|300px|thumb|The Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:praetor cart.jpg|thumb|250px|The image featured in the instagram post]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PraetorTaserBox.jpg|thumb|250px|A message left for a customer who bought a taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 [[November 2020]], Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!|Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.instagram.com/p/CHms9kGlhc3/ (archive: https://archive.ph/K6ojQ)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Praetor later claimed this was for promotion of sales of autographed &amp;quot;tasers&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Conflict with the Watchmen===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Taser Discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.|Caden, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.&amp;lt;ref name=tasercall&amp;gt;[[Taser Discussion]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
In [[February 2021]], Chris stated that he wanted to borrow one of Praetor's tasers to stun his [[Gate Crystal]] and [[Celestial Key]] [[quartz crystals]] in an attempt to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].&amp;lt;ref name=thinking&amp;gt;[[Thinking with Portals#Praetor and the Taser‎]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Watchmen confronted Caden about this, saying that it was dangerous for Praetor to be allowing Chris to use it and that Chris could hurt himself. In response, Caden insisted that Chris would be safe and that the group would act with safety in mind, that he would not permanently possess one of their stun guns, and that the version Chris would use is a lower-powered one than the items Praetor would be selling.&amp;lt;ref name=thinking&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Eventually, both parties began insulting each other on Discord. They eventually agreed to have [[Taser Discussion|a call]] about the issue, in which the Watchmen berate Caden about the issue.&lt;br /&gt;
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Near the end of the call, [[Watchmen]] member [[Val]] jokingly asked if Praetor could get Chris to tase himself on video, to which Chris responded saying that he'd be willing too. Everyone was shocked by this, and Caden attempts to dissuade Chris from tazing himself. &lt;br /&gt;
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After this call, the [[Watchmen]] gained an intense hatred and rivarly for Praetor and especially Caden, seeing him as on the same level as [[Joshua Wise]] or [[Jacob Sockness]]. [[Watchmen]] member [[Naught]] then released that portion of the audio clip, but twisted the context to make it seem like Praetor wanted Chris to tase himself. This rumor was perpetuated by other Watchmen members, and eventually reached [[GiBi]], who made a video claiming it was fact.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Larry Vaughn===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Larry Vaughn}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Naught then doxxed Caden on the forum, which led to [[Larry Vaughn]] making multiple posts sharing his experiences with Praetor. While many were skeptical of Vaughn's claims, due to him arguably being an unreliable narrator, his [[Larry Vaughn DMs|DMs with Chris]] reveal that he did in fact have a phone call with Caden, meaning his post is most likely true&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Larry Vaughn DMs#Coded Message for Twitter Users]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Still hard to believe that [Caden Peck] legit thought that I was the representative of a group of rich folks that would buy shitty medallions so we could roleplay with Chris in a private Discord server.|Larry Vaughn&amp;lt;ref name=larryvaughn&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|So my initial contact with them was when Christine sent me Caden's phone number and asked me to call him. I initially thought that he was going to tell me to fuck off, but he at the time at least entertained the idea of bringing 'us' (LAnon) on board. He pitched the idea of 'golden sonichu medallions' to me, which were basically regular Sonichu medallions with a code or something on them that would grant people access to a discord group to talk with Chris directly. He said that Christine &amp;quot;was a very busy woman with everything going on, and that Praetor basically served to screen out trolls from legitimate business dealings so she could have time to focus on her tasks.&amp;quot; I said that I would entertain their offer, and I would just need to take a headcount of who would be interested in one.&lt;br /&gt;
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-Praetor was the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the Teen Troon Squad before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine, and eventually even this devolved into them basically becoming a slightly less shitty version of the idea guys 2.0&lt;br /&gt;
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-They work in a nasty basement painting Sonichu medallions to sell. Now people seem to think that they just give Chris the money. They don't, they basically hold it from him unless he does what they want&lt;br /&gt;
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-The amount of money they make is apparently enough that Christine could have hired a private investigator to come after me, and this person contacted me after Chris threatened to call the cops on me&lt;br /&gt;
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-My 'big plan' (Sending Chris to Florida) was apparently liked by Caden, to the point that he would pay for a ticket for Chris&lt;br /&gt;
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-Chris claimed that Null was on Praetor's side, and was working with them to hunt me down (whether this is real or a delusion of Chris' is yet to be determined)|Larry Vaughn&amp;lt;ref name=larryvaughn&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|To be honest Praetor just wants to further enable Chris at this point because doing so makes them money. Like they thought that I put mushrooms in the wine to poison Chris, they thought that they could get money from me, and they also thought that I was like 30 people.|Larry Vaughn&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Larry Vaughn)#Praetor]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Resold===&lt;br /&gt;
In [[2022]], Praetor began selling tasers previously autographed by Chris on their Etsy shop, supposedly for the purpose of simulating &amp;quot;zapping to the extreme&amp;quot; for buyers. Etsy quickly removed this listing. Eventually, Praetor created a listing titled 'The Secret Listing', a listing that had no information on what it was. It was later revealed through [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|emails]] that The Secret Listing was a taser, with the fact hidden in order to bypass Etsy guidelines.&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the people who bought the taser would mail it to the channel SuperMega, where they would unbox it on video&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW5OaHIfMdY&amp;amp;ab_channel=SuperMega&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jail Saga==&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|Praetor Jail Art|OfficialCWCmart#Jail Saga Items}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|250px|thumb|Praetor's message to a customer who bought a piece of jail art]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[July 2021]], Caden had plans to buy Chris a PC so he could do more streams,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The_Knights_of_CWC_chats_(July_2021)#The_&amp;quot;Older_Lady_Friend&amp;quot;_Call_(Second_Layer_commentary)|Older Lady Friend Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; however this plan was cut short by Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest]] after he [[Affair With Mother|fucked his mother]]. After Chris got kicked out of his house for this, he contacted Caden to try and get his assistance in finding a hotel, though it is unknown how Caden responded to this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[WCT DMs#Asking about Incest Call leak]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Continued Business===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Caden (Praetor) is genuinely one who is able to speak on my behalf when appropriate, and is in friendship and business association with I in mutual agreements|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 14 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
Praetor continued to talk to Chris. At one point, Chris mentioned that Caden was working on publishing the &amp;quot;Goddess Log&amp;quot;, his jail diary&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[May 2022]], Praetor began selling [[Praetor Jail Art|art that Chris made in jail]], making their contact with Chris much more obvious. They also added [[Jail Medallion Promotions|audio clips]] of Chris promoting their medallions from jail to their Etsy. Aside from these, the products sold on [[OfficialCWCmart]] became increasingly strange, including arrowheads, cult robes, and signed g-fuel.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[June 2022]], Chris started mentioning Caden in his letters, expressing his desire to have [[Helena Fiorenza]] collaborate with him&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, though Caden did not respond when Helena attempted to do so&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's Fundraiser Plan===&lt;br /&gt;
In [[July 2022]], Chris began writing in letters about his newfound hatred of [[Barb]]. He told Caden to check if Barb was still at [[14 Branchland Court]], which he apparently did. Chris then pulled several theoretical crimes out of his ass and instructed Caden to call the police on Barb, though there is no evidence Caden agreed to his request.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|By Caden’s confirmation, Barbara was still at the Sonichu Temple; Redneck and Stubborn. So, giving him the list of her charable crimes, including pet negigance/mistreatment, suicide threats, emotional manipulation and abuse upon I, and ADA’s law of using someone else’s SSI, I have instructed Caden alone, to call the police on her.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In another spate of selfishness, Chris, still desiring to live at 14 Branchland Court (but was allegedly legally forbidden from living with Barb, the owner of the house) decided on starting a $150,000 fundraiser to pay off [[14 Branchland Court]]'s mortgages and debts, and to put Barb in an Elderly Care Home. Chris hoped Caden, [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] and [[Helena]] would assist with his scheme.&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris claimed to Helena that Caden was attempting to persuade Barb to move:&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|But Barb is being a Majorly Stubborn Individual in relocating her self. Caden is working on persuading her and presenting her with the Truths of the Legality.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also claimed he sent a letter to Caden directing him to organize the fundraiser. No such fundraiser has been announced.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have just sent a letter to Caden with all the specifics, and the one public letter and drawing on the matter, in organizing an online fundraiser to raise $150,000 to pay off the mortgage and debts, and some left to pay for her to start off in an Elderly Care Home|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=july21&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Kenneth attempted to suggest Chris speak through a lawyer instead of Caden.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (1)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris fired back angrily.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|And don't you judge Caden in that vain. He's not flawless, but he is more Perfect of himself and at what and how he does as a legit Friend and in working on my behalf; He actually works well with his flaws and limits, and he's made breakthrough with Barb, and he is not intimidating.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's fundraiser scheme predictably failed, and contributed to Kenneth, Helena and [[Eels]] cutting ties with him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Excommunication letter]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Interview===&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|March 2023 Praetor Interview}}&lt;br /&gt;
In [[March 2023]], Praetor had [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|an interview]] with a [[Kiwi Farms]] user. In this interview, they have claimed that Chris calls them twice a week about the Etsy store. They also stated that the store has earned Chris a lot of money, despite him still being in jail by that time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Chris calls twice a week to deal with the store, as no listings are made with out his express oversight. As for the cease and desists, we'd just advise that folk stay out of any trouble. Chris's cash has been accumulating, as the money he gets from both the store and monthly disability hasn't been touched while incarcerated.|Praetor}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They have also stated that the reason Chris hasn't sent any letters or had any visitors is because [[David Heilberg]], Chris's lawyer, advised them to not let any &amp;quot;ill-meaning folk&amp;quot; near Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Both the lack of recent letters and having no visitors is intentional, as Heilberg advised us to close any way for ill-meaning folk to get close.|Praetor}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They offer more insider knowledge on Chris, such as the fact that he had plans to grow a beard in prison (Something not realistically possible, considering he still took HRT while in jail and had problems growing facial hair even before the transition), and that he had plans to return, with strange aspirations as well, which did come true with the release of [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Post-jail involvement==&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|OfficialCWCmart#Post-Jail Saga Items}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Coveredsonchu.png|250px|thumb|What appears to be [[Son-Chu]], covered up so trolls wouldn't spot it, spotted on a Google Maps view of Caden's house]]&lt;br /&gt;
After plenty of sightings online and [[Post-jail sightings|offline]], Chris finally made his grand return in [[October 2023]]. Along with Chris's return, [[OfficialCWCmart]] returned as well, stocked with a plethora of new items. This included new [[Medallions|Sonichu medallions]], with brand new pictures of Chris in front of a green screen, new promotions of [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]], and [[2021 Lost Commissions|dozens upon dozens of lost commissions]] that Chris drew for the [[Everfree Northwest]] fundraiser in [[2021]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's new videos from this point forward were incredibly high quality (for Chris's standards), making it very likely that Praetor was behind these videos, as they have had previous experience with high-quality editing and Chris uses the same green screen which is used in the Etsy store. Chris also consistently promoted [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description of these videos. The list of products has later further increased in [[January 2024]], as a result of a war with the newly released Sonichu merchandise from [[Geno Samuel]], though they appear to be the same overpriced low quality stuff as before. This has also expanded to [[Praetor Commissions|art commissions]] for a totally reasonable sum of $225-275.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Big Island House===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BigIslandHouse.jpg|thumb|Photo of the house from Zillow]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[June 2023]], a property in [[Big Island]] was transferred to Caden Peck, along with an LLC  called &amp;quot;Essential Estate LLC&amp;quot;, for $235,000. In [[November 2023]], [[Kiwi Farms]] users managed to find evidence of Chris living at the property. Firstly, Chris's [[November 2023 social media posts|P.O Box]], announced by Chris a few days ealrier, was located only 22 minutes from the house, and Chris has been [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|previously sighted in Big Island]]. In an October 2023 Google Streetview, a car covered by a sheet can be seen outside the house, with a hubcap suspiciously similar to Chris's car. Lastly, in Chris's recent streams, we have occasionally gotten glimpses of his house, with one of the doors appearing in the streams perfectly matching up with a listing for the property. He has also posted several pictures of his rooms on the social media, which match with the house listing photos. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Caden does not actually live with Chris, as he has another residence in Maryville, Missouri. This is shown when, a month after buying the Big Island house, three felonies were filed against Caden by Maryville authorities for illegally manufacturing and delivering psilocybin mushrooms. On 28 August he pleaded guilty and received 5 years probation and 19 days in jail.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.courts.mo.gov/cnet/cases/newHeader.do?inputVO.caseNumber=23ND-CR00268&amp;amp;inputVO.courtId=SMPDB0001_CT04#docket&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.courts.mo.gov/cnet/cases/newHeader.do?inputVO.caseNumber=23ND-CR00268-01&amp;amp;inputVO.courtId=SMPDB0001_CT04#docket&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.courts.mo.gov/fv/c/GUILTY%20PLEA%208-28-23.PDF?courtCode=04&amp;amp;di=936062&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.courts.mo.gov/fv/c/REDACTED%20PC%20STATEMENT%20PECK.PDF?courtCode=04&amp;amp;di=921031&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Further indication that Caden does not live in Big Island is in the [[October 2023]] livestream [[The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]], in which Chris turns off the stream in order to respond to a phone call from Caden.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[OfficialCWCmart]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Praetor Jail Art]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Goochland Library Sermon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Taser Discussion]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[2021 Lost Commissions]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Golden Church of Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[March 2023 Praetor Interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.instagram.com/praetor_llc Praetor's Instagram (deleted)]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://twitter.com/_Praetor_ Praetor's Twitter]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart Praetor's Etsy]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PraetorSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PrisonSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ThirdExile}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{RevelationsSaga}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fantasies}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{BusinessList}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Flutter&amp;diff=322666</id>
		<title>Flutter</title>
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		<updated>2024-04-10T14:26:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{protip|Should you encounter Flutter in public (with or without Chris) do NOT harass her. Getting a discrete picture is fine if you're able to, but don't directly interact with her or Chris. Once you make yourself [[Idea Guys|a part of Christory]], [[Fiona|there is no]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|escaping from it]].}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Flutter&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Unknown &lt;br /&gt;
| image = Flutter.png&lt;br /&gt;
| aliases = Egg&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Meryl&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Food Lion Lady&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Cabbage Patch Kid&lt;br /&gt;
| saga = {{saga|jail|cn}}, '''[[Template:ThirdExile|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color:#a7ccd2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Third Exile&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]''', '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|&amp;lt;span style = &amp;quot;color:#b84250&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Revelations&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Flutter''' (born 1992 or 1993) is the nickname [[Chris]] gave to a [[gal-pal|female friend]] of his. Flutter reached out to Chris at some point during his time in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. Sometime after Chris was released in [[March 2023]], he met up with her in the city of {{w|Lynchburg, Virginia}}, and they began hanging out together.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris refers to her simply as a friend, suggesting that their relationship is not romantic, although he does not explicitly deny having romantic feelings for her either. Chris also claims that she is thirty years old (as of 17 [[October 2023]]), despite her [[Pedofork|childlike appearance]]. The nickname &amp;quot;Flutter&amp;quot; comes from her fondness for the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character Fluttershy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After Chris's release from jail, he was frequently [[Post-jail sightings|photographed]] by people who managed to spot him in public. In [[September 2023]], he was spotted with Flutter for the first time. This ultimately led Christorians to begin theorizing about her, with some thinking she was a child due to her appearance, others thinking she was a social worker or possibly someone with a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mental handicap]] similar to Chris's own, or even a recruit by [[Praetor]]. On the 17th, she was spotted allegedly [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#CVS|making out with Chris at a CVS]], causing many people to believe she was his girlfriend. [[Otaku King]] also claimed that the two of them were a couple. In [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], however, Chris simply refers to her as a friend.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some observers have speculated that Flutter may be Finnish or of Finnish descent, noting that Chris began studying Finnish intensively on [[Duolingo]] in [[October 2023]] for no apparent reason.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Duolingo stats 23Nov2023 2.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, a Reddit user who [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant|met]] Flutter claims that she did not have an accent.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18upgdp/comment/kfm16ta/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sightings==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Food_Lion|4 September 2023]], Chris was spotted talking with Flutter at a Coinstar machine at a Food Lion supermarket. This was the first time she was sighted, and earned her the nickname &amp;quot;Food Lion Lady.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Sheetz/On_the_road_Part_II|9 September 2023]], a [[ween]] stalked Chris in his car. Reportedly, Flutter was in the car with Chris, and the ween remarked that she looked like a child.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(September)|16 September 2023]], she was spotted with Chris at [[Walmart]]. This was the first clear view of her face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#CVS|17 September 2023]], Chris was sighted allegedly hugging, touching and ''kissing'' Flutter at a CVS, she most likely does not reciprocate them however. On the 20th, the sighter posted two ''incredibly'' blurry pictures of Chris hugging and kissing her. While Chris is easy to see, Flutter is incredibly hard to see. The sighter also made multiple comments about her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|[Chris] was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time. She doesn’t look young.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|She 100 percent looked uncomfortable.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|She seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly. I can’t say whether she was just uncomfortable or if she was low functioning.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|She paid.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These comments have yet to be confirmed as fact.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Undisclosed_parking_lot|19 September 2023]], Chris supposedly walked into a game store with her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#River_Ridge_Mall|1 October 2023]], Chris was spotted showing something on his device to her at River Ridge Mall. This was the clearest view of her face yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Game_Junkies|3 October 2023]], Flutter was seen waiting in a car while Chris was shopping at Game Junkies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Richmond_International_Airport|20 December 2023]], around 7:30 PM, a video of her was taken at the Richmond International Airport. Her origin flight was from the Charlotte Douglas International Airport, but the starting destination is unknown. [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Sheetz_(December)|Later that day]], she was also spotted at a Sheetz in Henrico, VA, and afterwards driven away by Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Isabella's_Italian_Trattoria_Restaurant|21 December 2023]], Flutter and Chris were spotted at [[Bella|Isabella]]'s Italian Trattoria Restaurant in Lynchburg.  Reddit user JacksonStarship speculated that Flutter paid for the meal, also noting that Chris &amp;quot;ate [[SpaghettiRoutine|spaghetti]] like a toddler.&amp;quot;  The user also reported that Chris hand-fed dessert to Flutter.  JacksonStarship stated that Flutter did not appear mentally handicapped, nor did she appear an exceptionally young age.  On several occasions she would keep Chris in check, stopping him from escalating situations.  They were last seen walking away together in the parking lot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Sightings (2024)#Cary, North Carolina|4 January 2024]], Chris and Flutter were photographed at Ultimate Comics in Cary, North Carolina while picking up tickets for the [[Animate! Raleigh]] convention.  They were seen in attendance together on 5 January 2024, with Flutter wearing a face mask.  On [[Sightings (2024)#Raleigh Convention Center|6 January 2024]], Chris and Flutter were seen outside of the Animate! convention, reportedly having been kicked out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Sightings (2024)#TJ Maxx|23 March 2024]], Chris was spotted with Flutter at TJ Maxx in Lynchburg, VA, disproving rumors about her staying away from him due to the aftermath of Animate! Raleigh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris also had plans to go to [[BABSCon]] 2024 with her, but his two tickets were refunded due to the event staff being aware of his status on the internet. This is hinted at in his reply to BABSCon's email:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BABSCon E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I was looking for an enjoyable, peaceful weekend with my friend that would have been more than very good and beneficial. But no, you dare deny us this simple pleasure as Pegasisters of the Brony Community.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Wariness==&lt;br /&gt;
Since late [[December 2023]], when Flutter returned to the spotlight, many people have joked about the inability of [[ween]]s to take a good photo of her. The first strong signals of this came to light on [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Richmond International Airport|December 20]], where she was noted by an observer to wear a face mask in public:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|yes I was on her flight, I noticed her almost immediately but she wore a mask the whole time, It was subconscious so I didn't think much of it other than &amp;quot;huh she looks familiar,&amp;quot; but while she was leaving the airport chris was waiting for her he embraced her and said her name out loud, I was on the phone and couldn't make out what he said.}}&lt;br /&gt;
When the said person approached them later, Chris was against him taking pictures of themselves. The same behaviour repeated [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Isabella's_Italian_Trattoria_Restaurant|a day later]]:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxpurple|As they walked out Chris commented to a passing family “a family night, that’s nice” or something like that, and Egg had to pull him through the door. I asked Chris for a photo as he was walking out and he got PISSED. But I still shook Chris’ hand. Wish I could’ve gotten better photos but it was kind of a formal dinner.}}&lt;br /&gt;
He has also stated Flutter didn't seem to be mentally handicapped and took on a near [[Barbara Chandler|motherly role]] during the visit.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxpurple|Egg didn’t say a word to me, I passed their table at 2 points. She wasn’t noticeably mentally handicapped and seemed to be keeping Chris in check to some degree}}&lt;br /&gt;
During [[Animate! Raleigh]], Flutter was seen with all of her face covered up by a face mask, sunglasses and her hair. Observers also noted her obsessive self-awareness at the event.&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxblue|I am legit annoyed that you people cannot be bothered to get one clear photo or video. How hard can it be?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxorange|Genuinely this has been more difficult than you’d imagine. Flutter appears to be quite vigilant and unwilling (obviously) to appear in anything, especially candids. With her proximity to Chris it is not surprising there is a lack of high def photos}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxorange|i was legitimately right beside them on an escalator yesterday without realizing and genuinely she is so hard to see. she has such self awareness compared to chris it is insane}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Foodlionflutter.png|At Food Lion&lt;br /&gt;
File:Walmartflutter.png|At Walmart&lt;br /&gt;
File:Flutter.png|At River Ridge Mall&lt;br /&gt;
File:CaryNC4Jan2024.jpeg|[[Sightings (2024)#Cary,North Carolina|Cary, NC]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Photos-from-earlier-today-v0-zrbilxihwqac1.jpg|[[Animate! Raleigh]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris chan &amp;amp; flutter with security raleigh.jpeg|With the Raleigh convention security guards.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris-chan-kicked-out-of-animate-raleigh-v0-alm3dykgevac1 cropped.jpg|Denied entry into [[Animate! Raleigh]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisFlutterTJMaxx23March.png|[[Sightings (2024)#TJ Maxx|TJ Maxx in Lynchburg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gal pals]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{JailSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ThirdExile}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{RevelationsSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=320970</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=320970"/>
		<updated>2024-03-01T14:04:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;not to be confused with [[Kai|kai]], a completely different person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
welcome to my userpage, i study chris chan lore when i’m bored but i sometimes just fix shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===who are you===&lt;br /&gt;
let the userboxes do the talking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsible|my userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Homo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transgendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hex-Box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kitty}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rigist}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
btw shoutout to my homie [[user:Philisntcool|phil]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=320600</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
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		<updated>2024-02-22T13:09:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
welcome to my userpage, i study chris chan lore when i’m bored but i sometimes just fix shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===who are you===&lt;br /&gt;
let the userboxes do the talking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsible|my userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Homo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transgendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hex-Box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kitty}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rigist}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
btw shoutout to my homie [[user:Philisntcool|phil]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DoopieDoOver&amp;diff=320598</id>
		<title>DoopieDoOver</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DoopieDoOver&amp;diff=320598"/>
		<updated>2024-02-22T13:07:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: fixed redirects&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;Is chris chan even real?&amp;quot;|Doopie asking an understandable question in a May 31, 2016 tweet&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/737793615259394049&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|[[Darling]]|Chris, addressing Doopie. Repeatedly.&amp;lt;ref name=darling&amp;gt;[[July 2017 tweets]], [[July 2017 Patreon posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{infobox&lt;br /&gt;
| title = DoopieDoOver&lt;br /&gt;
| image = [[Image:DoopieDoOver.png|250px|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
|header1  = Information&lt;br /&gt;
|label1   = Name&lt;br /&gt;
|data1    = Dani&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 27&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 5&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 1994&lt;br /&gt;
|label2   = Also known as&lt;br /&gt;
|data2    = Danielle&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;KittenBell&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Dani Willow&lt;br /&gt;
|label4   = Gender&lt;br /&gt;
|data4    = Female&lt;br /&gt;
|label5   = Nationality&lt;br /&gt;
|data5    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]&lt;br /&gt;
|data6    = White&lt;br /&gt;
|header7  = Twitter&lt;br /&gt;
|data7    = [http://twitter.com/DoopieDoodles @DoopieDoOver]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;'''DoopieDoOver'''&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;'''Doopie'''&amp;quot; is a voice actress/animator for the [[Planet Dolan]] YouTube channels. Like many artists on the internet, she also allowed customers to commission her to produce drawings and artwork for money. Chris appeared to consider her to be a [[gal pal]], whereas she thought of him as simply another customer. In August 2017, she [[TF2 Analysis|blocked]] him after receiving negative attention from [[Weening|weens]] and getting creeped out by Chris's messages towards her.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Prologue ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doopie react to cwc.png|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris discovered the Planet Dolan channel in [[August 2016]] and took a liking to Doopie. He began frequently tweeting to her in 2017. His first message was on 7 March 2017 when she tweeted about her Borderline Personality Disorder and how it affects her social interactions. Chris, [[Autism|having completely missed the point of the entire post]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh|having]] [[Jerkop|judged]] [[Adam Stackhouse|so]] [[Pmurt|many]] [[Michael Snyder|people]] [[Jimmy Hill|in]] [[Trolls|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|past]], [[Chris and kindness|felt somewhat empathetic for Doopie]], and made a misguided attempt to make her feel better by comparing her mental disorder with a bunch of online people she's never even met.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Fully displaying his social awkwardness, Chris tweeted to her on the subjects of poop,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2017 tweets#Poop]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; his hatred of online dating,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and even tried to flirt with her by quoting his &amp;quot;I’m Done Adulting&amp;quot; ''My Little Pony'' T-shirt.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2017 tweets#Hitting on Doopie]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Doopie knew about Chris prior to his sudden obsession with her. She occasionally made fun of him on Lazycast — a podcast series she co-hosts&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/08-03-2017-we-can-not-let-ourselves-be-blinded-impulsively.28939/page-5#post-2129294&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; — as recently as March 2017.&lt;br /&gt;
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Initially, Doopie ignored all of Chris's tweets; that is until on 11 April when she liked one that sympathized with her stance against animal cruelty.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2017 tweets#Animal cruelty]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This opened the door to her conversing directly with Chris; which she eventually did on 21 April when he asked about her newly dyed hair. A swarm of [[Weening|weens]] promptly descended on them, and Doopie found herself in the position of defending Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[2017 tweets#Doopie defends Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In July, she explained her opinion on Chris, mentioning that he had commissioned her for art and pledged to her Patreon.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|I've been following the &amp;quot;Chris chan&amp;quot; saga since the beginning. I know everything that (s)he's done. And yeah, it's pretty shitty, but what other people have done to him/her as been pretty shitty too. I'm also just not the type of person to turn someone away when they're being nothing but kind to me. It may be a fake, it may be a show, but I'm not emotionally invested in this enough to really care.&lt;br /&gt;
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(S)he's paid me to do a commission, and is a patron on my patreon, and as a woman of business, I'm going to treat him/her as every other commissioner and patron.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Art commissions ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I really had no choice. A paying customer is a paying customer, but I'm starting to regret it lol.|Doopie reacts to the fallout from having Chris as a customer on 1 August 2017.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/892484212145627136&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Around 22 June 2017, Chris began to pledge on Doopie’s Patreon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-12-chris-argues-with-a-fool.32246/page-6#post-2426664&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He pledged at the $50 tier&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Doopie E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and received a sketch of Rosechu as one of the offered rewards.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-27-doopies-patreon-sketch-for-chris.32596/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He also paid her $25 for a separate commission to serve as a profile picture and liked it so much that he switched his profile icon on &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook Facebook], &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/YouTube YouTube], &amp;lt;span class=&amp;quot;plainlinks&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] and [[Patreon]] to it. Ever since Doopie has first shared the picture with Chris, the drawing has been subject to many [[Parody|parodies]] defacing Chris in the picture, either by redrawing him as he actually appears IRL or by replacing Chris with another person such as [[Liquid Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris began throwing that money at her in the midst of the [[Financhu Crisis]], and he quickly resorted to begging people on Facebook for the exact amount of money, claiming that he needed it to help him and his mother.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Doopiedrawing.jpg|$25 commission&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoopieDrawing2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Christine C.png|Reward for $50 Patreon pledge&lt;br /&gt;
File:Living room August 2018.jpg ‎|Chris hung a print of the drawing in his [[Work Room]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Porn ===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File: PornRequest.png|thumb|The request in question]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 August 2017, Chris began pledging to KittenBell - a Patreon account set up by Doopie to handle porn requests, while continuing his pledge to her primary account. He suggested a drawing of two [[My Little Pony]] characters depicted as lesbians &amp;quot;makin' out and fondling/fingering&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Request for cartoon porn]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Predictably, Doopie never worked on the project in question.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Darling&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Darling}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Fanartdoopiereact.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Doopie's reaction.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After becoming Doopie's customer, Chris began to refer to her as &amp;quot;darling&amp;quot; multiple times over Twitter and once on Doopie's Patreon.&amp;lt;ref name=darling/&amp;gt; He did it in spite of knowing that Doopie was not a [[boyfriend-free girl]], which he learned on 16 May through a Planet Dolan video in which she talked about the success she had at online dating.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Opinion is divided on why Chris did this. Some think he believed Doopie was an attainable target for his [[Love Quest|love quest]], while others think that he was [[naïve]] to how creepy he sounded and thought &amp;quot;darling&amp;quot; was appropriate for a [[Transgender|tomgirl]] to say in conversation. Chris has similarly used &amp;quot;dear&amp;quot; to address his mother,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050012017-1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; seemingly oblivious to the incestuous implications. Given that Chris has had sex dreams about his mother&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; [[Affair with Mother|(and allegedly did the deed years later)]], it might not bode well for his view of Doopie. Regardless, this still inspired a [[Misc_texts#Fake_Doopie_profile|ween or two]] to try out the already outmoded classic era trolling style.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Shot down==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You don't know me, christine.|Doopie sets the record straight.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets#Doopie sets the record straight]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Yes. I don't totally know you, but you are a good person; like all I've listed here, y'all are girls and at least acquaintances up to friends. And that, to me, counts as much, because I am thankful to have you all in my life and communication circle. 😊🌸 Also, another V.I.Detail., I Care. And I wear my heart on my sleeve. ❤️🤳🏻&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's response.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 August, 2017, Chris tagged Doopie in celebration of National Girlfriend Day, listing her among all of the gal-pals he's met on the internet and real life. The day is an occasion meant for female friends to celebrate their special bond.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-girlfriends-day-august-1/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris — in his typical, completely non-extrospective, fashion — failed to realize how sad and creepy it was to include Doopie, someone he knew only online via a client-artist relationship. If that wasn't inappropriate enough, Chris's subsequent tweets further unveiled an attraction toward Doopie — which appeared much stronger than previously expected. Doopie immediately protested, stating the obvious fact that she was a stranger to Chris. Despite this clear and unambiguous response, Chris happily disregarded it. Only partially agreeing with her, Chris went on to imply that he must have known her a little bit because he knew she was a good person. Chris then expressed his appreciation for her being in his circle of friends (again, ignoring her previous declaration to the contrary). Once again, Chris demonstrates his almost complete lack of social awareness. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, despite his implied romantic attraction towards her, Doopie, having already known who Chris is, took it surprisingly well and only seemed to mention his heart on his sleeve in her next reply. Showing disgust towards Chris' skewed ideas of empathy, she began to scold Chris on his donation of his own money he could have used to support himself and Barb during the [[Financhu Crisis]]. She allowed Chris to claim a refund of his Patreon pledges, which he initially declined.&lt;br /&gt;
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== #HarassCWCdirectly and #DontHarassMe ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|HarassCWCdirectly}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Doopie -DontHarassMe.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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After everything was said and done, Chris unpromptedly uploaded a [[Captain's Log]], ordering all the [[trolls]] to [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|BACK THE FUCK OFF]]. He shifted all the blame to the weens, believing they were the reason Doopie blatantly rejected him. Chris attempted to begin two hashtag campaigns, #HarassCWCdirectly and #DontHarassMe. Comprised primarily of a tweet featuring Chris in the middle of a 3x3 grid surrounded by the cast of Planet Dolan, all wearing pink arm bands displaying a red heart with a purple eye in the  middle. He did this to encourage the trolls to attack him instead; pledging to protect the entire cast of Planet Dolan. It's likely Chris did this simply to appear heroic to Doopie and to win over her heart again — despite the fact that she never displayed any affection for him to begin with.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Kiwi Farms ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Doopie E-mails|Doopie Q&amp;amp;A}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DoopieKiwiFarms.png|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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By 3 August, Chris' contact with Doopie had been severely reduced, due to her blocking him on Patreon and Twitter. When probed by a troll on 5 August, Chris gave this reply, suggesting that their relationship was not over yet:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Doopie and I are not close yet, but that does not mean she is not my friend; &amp;quot;Not Your Friend&amp;quot; were Not her exact words, Troll.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893880561663700992 Chris and Doopie, 5 August]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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He also discussed the matter on Patreon:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|And you think I did Not know all that already?  I've Learned from my past errors and mistakes.  I do not violate women's space.  Doopie is going through her recovery of the recent Harassment from You Trolls and Bullies.  She liked my Kindness, and I am aware of her past making fun of me; I do not hold that against her.  You Damn Trolls and Bullies Ruin Nearly Everything.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Third Eye Heart Icon]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Since Chris failed to get the obvious, Doopie temporarily unblocked him on 5 August to spell out that she is not his friend:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxred|I can't believe I had to unblock you to tell you this. I'm not your friend. I'm not ever interested in being your friend. Leave me alone. You were specifically a customer to me, and you took it too far. You creeped me out. Now please don't talk to, or about me, ever again.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003364135976961&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003570797826049&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, fed up with Chris's constant unwanted praise and affection, Doopie decided to leak all of the private e-mails Chris had sent to her by making an account on the [[Kiwi Farms]]. The users on the site then began to ask her questions regarding her interactions with Chris, to which Doopie responded with some intriguing answers.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==NightStar2891==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|NightStar2891}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Shut Up, Trolls; I know Doopie is temporarily on your side for now.|Chris, 7 August, ''still'' not getting it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 tweets]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:BubbleGummy.jpg|thumb|left|200px|''&amp;quot;An apology piece for you, dear.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Doopie as a pony, by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 August, in response to Doopie blocking him over Twitter and asking him not to tweet about her again, Chris created a sockpuppet account to both follow Doopie and publicly defend his actions. On 7 August, Chris &amp;quot;allowed&amp;quot; his NightStar account to leak direct messages, held with his main CWCSonichu twitter account, in which he explained in further detail his motives and actions regarding Doopie, to a troll who then posted the messages to Kiwi Farms. It's possible that Chris did this in order for Doopie to see his side of the story, since he was aware she had joined the forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 15 August, following Chris' attendance of [[BronyCon|BronyCon 2017]], an optimistic Chris sent an &amp;quot;apology piece&amp;quot; artwork to Doopie via the sockpuppet. The artwork contained Doopie as a My Little Pony character named Bubble Gummy. Still reeling from recent events, Doopie scorned Chris' advances, and proceeded to block his second account:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxred|I told you to leave me alone. It's not the trolls' fault. This is my personal decision. I'm not interested in being friends with you. Stop. Also, making a second account is even worse. Just move on.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/897646377383018496&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/897648447259648001&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==#BlockTheTrolls==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|BlockTheTrolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==LazyCast and Jessica Quinn==&lt;br /&gt;
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On 3 September 2017, Chris began following LazyCast, a podcast which has Doopie and her boyfriend as members, on Patreon. He complimented the group, saying:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2017 Patreon posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I'm listening to y'all on LazyCast; y'all are crazy-funny. 😊🌸}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 13 September, Chris tweeted to a reply to Doopie by VimHomeless, attaching an image with text likely written by [[Jessica Quinn]]:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|There was nothing serious going on between Christine and Doopie. She's upset that people blew things out of proportion and assisted in ruining nothing more than a relationship with a [[Chris and art|fellow artist]] that she would realistically never meet in real life. She [[darling|isn't hung up on]] someone she's never met.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 26 September, Chris temporarily broke up with Quinn for ambiguous reasons involving &amp;quot;lying&amp;quot;; after they got back together, he posted about how LazyCast #10 would be the last he watched of them. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|With due respect, this one was the last @LazyCastPodcast I’ll hear; cutting my ties. I’m sorry for unsubscribing.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The breakup occurred after Chris posted screencaps of several of Doopie's tweets, taken while he was using [[TwiSparLicious|a sockpuppet account]]. These screencaps were accompanied by comments such as:&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:TwiSparLicious likes.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Just saying, she's growing up mentally and emotionally [[Chris and reality|like I did]]. 🌸}}&lt;br /&gt;
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This has demonstrated that he remains infatuated with Doopie, and the breakup with Quinn likely happened as a result of his dishonesty to her regarding stalking Doopie on Twitter.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:TwiSparLicious likes.png|Chris takes screenshots of Doopie's tweets using his sockpuppet account.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris-lazycastpodcast.png|Chris's announcement regarding LazyCast.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 October 2017, following a breakup with Quinn, Chris read a [[Kiwi Farms]] thread about it. Notably, he rated several of Doopie's forum posts there in the only ratings he had given on the forum at that point.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.is/TVUcN&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Afterwards, he began watching Doopie on YouTube again, and following her on [[Tumblr]].&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Chris rating doopie's posts.png|Rating Doopie's forum posts. Note the &amp;quot;Optimistic&amp;quot; rating.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Back to watching Doopie1.png|Chris liking a Lazycast show...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Back to watching Doopie2.png|...and a video on Doopie's channel.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Following Doopie on tumblr.png|Following her on Tumblr.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== In the comic ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Doopie on Sonichu 13 cover.jpg|thumb|200px|First artwork of Doopie (brunette to the right of Chris, drawn after Doopie changed her hair color).]]&lt;br /&gt;
She was slated to appear in a [[:File:Sonichu-Planet Dolan.jpeg|Sonichu and Planet Dolan crossover comic]] as she appeared on its cover, standing near Chris. The page was released on 29 May 2017, prior to Doopie blocking him from social media. Afterwards, the comic was scrapped in favor of [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan art==&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Some are NSFW.|&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:DoopieCameForCWC.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Shecameforcwc2017.jpg|KittenBellCameForCWC&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DoopieAndCWC.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DoopieDrawingParody.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DoopieDrawingParody2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:DoopieDrawingParody3.png&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = #HarassCWCdirectly&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|8oCd-Y8g8Es}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 6 August 2017&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = Spelling Bee&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and socialization]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LadyOfTheCosmo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Megan Schroeder]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Planet Dolan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Misc_texts#Fake_Doopie_profile| Chris shooting down a ween that pretended to be Doopie.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver YouTube channel]&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.patreon.com/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver's Patreon account] - Chris ''was'' a patron of this account.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.patreon.com/KittenBell NSFW Patreon account] - And this one, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Love Quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<updated>2024-02-21T16:54:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: kacey fix&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{ImportantPeople|bob}} • {{ImportantPeople|barb}} • {{ImportantPeople|josh}} • {{ImportantPeople|mary}} • {{ImportantPeople|snyder}} • {{ImportantPeople|megan}} • [[File:Stackhouse saga.png]][[Adam Stackhouse]] • {{ImportantPeople|blanca}} • {{ImportantPeople|pickle}} • {{ImportantPeople|clyde}} • [[File:BlueSpikeIcon.png]] [[BlueSpike]] • {{ImportantPeople|ivy}} • [[File:JackIcon.png]] [[Jack Thaddeus]] • {{ImportantPeople|liquid}} • [[File:KaceyIcon.png]] [[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]] • {{ImportantPeople|kim}} • [[File:Asperchu saga2.png]] [[Alec|Alec Benson Leary]] • {{ImportantPeople|tito}} • {{ImportantPeople|jackie}} • {{ImportantPeople|kenneth}} • {{ImportantPeople|null}} • {{ImportantPeople|catherine}} • {{ImportantPeople|doopie}} • {{ImportantPeople|quinn}} • {{ImportantPeople|ideaguy}} • {{ImportantPeople|captain}} • {{ImportantPeople|tts}} • {{ImportantPeople|jacob}} • {{ImportantPeople|mkr}} • [[File:Pixil-frame-0 (9).png]][[Helena Fiorenza]] • {{ImportantPeople|naught}} • {{ImportantPeople|wct}} • {{ImportantPeople|praetor}} • {{ImportantPeople|bella}} • {{ImportantPeople|suitress}} • {{ImportantPeople|flutter}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Philisntcool&amp;diff=319936</id>
		<title>User talk:Philisntcool</title>
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		<updated>2024-02-06T19:01:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: Created page with &amp;quot;hi phil its me - ~~~~&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;hi phil its me - [[User:Kai|Kai]] ([[User talk:Kai|talk]]) 14:01, 6 February 2024 (EST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kai&amp;diff=319935</id>
		<title>User talk:Kai</title>
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		<updated>2024-02-06T19:00:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: Created page with &amp;quot;testing stuff idk - ~~~~&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;testing stuff idk - [[User:Kai|Kai]] ([[User talk:Kai|talk]]) 14:00, 6 February 2024 (EST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=319932</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
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		<updated>2024-02-06T18:00:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==heyyyyy==&lt;br /&gt;
welcome to my userpage, i study chris chan lore when i’m bored but i make edits if they’re necessary :p&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===who are you===&lt;br /&gt;
let the userboxes do the talking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Collapsible|my userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Homo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Transgendered}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{LiquidChris}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Wii}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hex-Box}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Kitty}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Rigist}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
btw shoutout to my homie [[user:Philisntcool|phil]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Kai&amp;diff=319931</id>
		<title>User:Kai</title>
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		<updated>2024-02-06T16:43:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Kai: Created page with &amp;quot;YUH&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;YUH&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Kai</name></author>
	</entry>
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