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Bob Chandler

2025-04-21T06:53:25Z

Karamazov: /* Later life, poor health and death */

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{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.<ref name=LoudNoise>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White [[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|label8 = Height
|ft = 5
|in = 7.5
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)
|education = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]]) [[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)
|occupation = Military communications Engineer Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.

Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.

==Biography==
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]

[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]

Bob has said that he was, "...interested in the world," around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref>

Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref name = "Meet">[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as "tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker".

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en</ref> During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives.

He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "...might not have arrived so soon,"<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a vehicle logging system.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009</ref> Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849</ref> that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his, "...natural inclination for logic," although he was, "...inundated," by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref name = "Retired Life">[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref> and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref name=godbear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway," though Barb has disputed this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, "...acting out as a couple of drunken losers."<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, "...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "...when that fuck Bob finally drops,"<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name = "Meet" />

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.

When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob arranged for [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in an attempt to help him socialize.

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' Bob also engaged in friendly and interesting conversation with [[ThePCAssassins]] many times through [[2010]] and [[2011]], further disproving Chris' belief .The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love," "support," "gratitude," and "willingness to help." Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|"a hell of a lot nicer"]] and "has done a lot better than" the troll calling him.<ref name="Prank">[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>

After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].

He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a "fag", even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.

Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref name=godbear></ref> He also had friends in Australia,<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref> and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had, "...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],"<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.<ref name = "Retired Life" /> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.<ref name="Retired Life" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob, "...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed [[Bob's got Cancer|in a phone call]] to have cancer of some description<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref> in a phone call with [[ThePCAssassins]]. This is the first recorded example of Bob telling anyone outside of his family that he had cancer. His language in the video suggests that he may have been diagnosed on the 24th of March or in the few days prior.

On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "Black Tape" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.

{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}

Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris<ref name=LoudNoise></ref>}}

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
{{quoteboxgray|
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />}}

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.

On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].

While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.

{{clear}}

==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==
{{main|Robertchu}}

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris believed that Bob had been reincarnated into [[CWCville]] as a half-Sonichu named "[[Robertchu]]". He has maintained belief in this since, and sometimes substitutes the Robertchu name when speaking about Bob as a person.

{{clear}}

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, "...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am," shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan tributes==
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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Talk:Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius

2025-04-21T06:47:59Z

Karamazov: Created page with "this vid is a duplicate of Prank calls#Liquid Bob calls Bob so it can be removed. i just havent checked how to delete pages *w* -KARAMAZOV"

this vid is a duplicate of [[Prank calls#Liquid Bob calls Bob]] so it can be removed. i just havent checked how to delete pages *w* -KARAMAZOV

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-21T06:38:53Z

Karamazov: removed Jack Z as he had nothing to do with these calls. confirmed with him via email. corrected placement of some pictures and added more info.

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only three remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|500px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father. Evidence of these videos can be found by using the WayBack Machine and from information gleamed from comments left on the videos.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life. One individual associated with PCAssassins (Craig) states he was an engineering student, and reportedly had phone calls up to 2 hours long with Bob discussing univeristy, engineering and general topics. The account also hosted several prank calls, notably one where Rufus calls Bob imitating a Ruckersville Police Officer and telling Bob that Chris was soliciting sex outside the [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]].

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date. A third video can be seen using the WayBack Machine.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]] as well as [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

Craig called bob on at least 3 other confirmed occasions, at one point he reports having a "2 hour" conversation with Bob about engineering studies. This video is currently lost. Portions of [[Bob Call 6]] may be part of this extended call, as Rufus mentions in the introduction that the recording was much longer than the final cut.

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6 or any further calls. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus actually called Bob himself on at least one occasion where he posed as a police officer and claimed that Chris was [[Carlos Chantor|soliciting sex]] outside the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]]. However this video has been lost.

==References==
<references/>

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-21T04:06:55Z

Karamazov: spoke to Jack Z and realised i had incorrectly attributed him to pcassassins, removed jack z references

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|500px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and is not a part of ThePCAssassin's videos (But it remains here for now for preservation). This video was recorded by user The152nd / [[Jack Z]]. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The original recording took place around February 20 2011.

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]] as well as [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6 or any further calls. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus also called Bob himself on at least one occasion where he posed as a police officer and claimed that Chris was [[Carlos Chantor|soliciting sex]] outside the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]]. however this video has been lost.

==References==
<references/>

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[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

Bob Chandler

2025-04-20T16:03:47Z

Karamazov: /* Later life, poor health and death */

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{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.<ref name=LoudNoise>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White [[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|label8 = Height
|ft = 5
|in = 7.5
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)
|education = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]]) [[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)
|occupation = Military communications Engineer Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.

Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.

==Biography==
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]

[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]

Bob has said that he was, "...interested in the world," around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref>

Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref name = "Meet">[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as "tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker".

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en</ref> During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives.

He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "...might not have arrived so soon,"<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a vehicle logging system.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009</ref> Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849</ref> that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his, "...natural inclination for logic," although he was, "...inundated," by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref name = "Retired Life">[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref> and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref name=godbear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway," though Barb has disputed this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, "...acting out as a couple of drunken losers."<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, "...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "...when that fuck Bob finally drops,"<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name = "Meet" />

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.

When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob arranged for [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in an attempt to help him socialize.

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' Bob also engaged in friendly and interesting conversation with [[ThePCAssassins]] many times through [[2010]] and [[2011]], further disproving Chris' belief .The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love," "support," "gratitude," and "willingness to help." Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|"a hell of a lot nicer"]] and "has done a lot better than" the troll calling him.<ref name="Prank">[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>

After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].

He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a "fag", even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.

Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref name=godbear></ref> He also had friends in Australia,<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref> and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had, "...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],"<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.<ref name = "Retired Life" /> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.<ref name="Retired Life" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob, "...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed [[Bob's got Cancer|in a phone call]] to have cancer of some description<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref> in a phone call with [[ThePCAssassins]].

On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "Black Tape" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.

{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}

Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris<ref name=LoudNoise></ref>}}

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
{{quoteboxgray|
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />}}

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.

On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].

While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.

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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==
{{main|Robertchu}}

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris believed that Bob had been reincarnated into [[CWCville]] as a half-Sonichu named "[[Robertchu]]". He has maintained belief in this since, and sometimes substitutes the Robertchu name when speaking about Bob as a person.

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==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, "...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am," shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

===As a toy===

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File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
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===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
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File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg
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File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
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==Fan tributes==
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.<ref name=LoudNoise>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White [[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|label8 = Height
|ft = 5
|in = 7.5
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)
|education = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]]) [[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)
|occupation = Military communications Engineer Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.

Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.

==Biography==
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]

[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]

Bob has said that he was, "...interested in the world," around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref>

Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref name = "Meet">[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as "tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker".

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en</ref> During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives.

He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "...might not have arrived so soon,"<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a vehicle logging system.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009</ref> Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849</ref> that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his, "...natural inclination for logic," although he was, "...inundated," by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref name = "Retired Life">[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref> and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref name=godbear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway," though Barb has disputed this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, "...acting out as a couple of drunken losers."<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, "...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "...when that fuck Bob finally drops,"<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name = "Meet" />

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.

When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob arranged for [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in an attempt to help him socialize.

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' Bob also engaged in friendly and interesting conversation with [[ThePCAssassins]] many times through [[2010]] and [[2011]], further disproving Chris' belief .The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love," "support," "gratitude," and "willingness to help." Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|"a hell of a lot nicer"]] and "has done a lot better than" the troll calling him.<ref name="Prank">[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>

After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].

He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a "fag", even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.

Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref name=godbear></ref> He also had friends in Australia,<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref> and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had, "...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],"<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.<ref name = "Retired Life" /> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.<ref name="Retired Life" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob, "...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed [[Bob's got Cancer|in a phone call]] to have cancer of some description<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref> in a phone call with ThePCAssassins.

On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "Black Tape" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.

{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}

Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris<ref name=LoudNoise></ref>}}

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
{{quoteboxgray|
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />}}

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.

On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].

While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.

{{clear}}

==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==
{{main|Robertchu}}

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris believed that Bob had been reincarnated into [[CWCville]] as a half-Sonichu named "[[Robertchu]]". He has maintained belief in this since, and sometimes substitutes the Robertchu name when speaking about Bob as a person.

{{clear}}

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, "...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am," shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan tributes==
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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Karamazov: /* Later life, poor health and death */

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{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.<ref name=LoudNoise>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White [[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|label8 = Height
|ft = 5
|in = 7.5
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)
|education = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]]) [[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)
|occupation = Military communications Engineer Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.

Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.

==Biography==
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]

[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]

Bob has said that he was, "...interested in the world," around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref>

Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref name = "Meet">[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as "tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker".

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en</ref> During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives.

He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "...might not have arrived so soon,"<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a vehicle logging system.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009</ref> Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849</ref> that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his, "...natural inclination for logic," although he was, "...inundated," by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref name = "Retired Life">[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref> and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref name=godbear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway," though Barb has disputed this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, "...acting out as a couple of drunken losers."<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, "...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "...when that fuck Bob finally drops,"<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name = "Meet" />

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.

When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob arranged for [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in an attempt to help him socialize.

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love," "support," "gratitude," and "willingness to help." Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|"a hell of a lot nicer"]] and "has done a lot better than" the troll calling him.<ref name="Prank">[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>

After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].

He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a "fag", even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.

Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref name=godbear></ref> He also had friends in Australia,<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref> and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had, "...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],"<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.<ref name = "Retired Life" /> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.<ref name="Retired Life" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob, "...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed [[Bob's got Cancer|in a phone call]] to have cancer of some description<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref> in a phone call with ThePCAssassins.

On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "Black Tape" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.

{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}

Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris<ref name=LoudNoise></ref>}}

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
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:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />}}

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.

On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].

While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.

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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==
{{main|Robertchu}}

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris believed that Bob had been reincarnated into [[CWCville]] as a half-Sonichu named "[[Robertchu]]". He has maintained belief in this since, and sometimes substitutes the Robertchu name when speaking about Bob as a person.

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==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, "...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am," shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
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==Fan tributes==
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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Talk:Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2025-04-20T15:53:48Z

Karamazov: Created page with "this may be confusing but this video is the exact same as '''chat with bobby part 4''' and '''bob call 4''' -KARAMZOV"

this may be confusing but this video is the exact same as '''chat with bobby part 4''' and '''bob call 4''' -KARAMZOV

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:52:32Z

Karamazov:

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|500px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]] as well as [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6 or any further calls. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus also called Bob himself on at least one occasion where he posed as a police officer and claimed that Chris was [[Carlos Chantor|soliciting sex]] outside the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]]. however this video has been lost.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|500px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:51:09Z

Karamazov: /* The Southern Man / The152nd */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]] as well as [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6 or any further calls. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus also called Bob himself on at least one occasion where he posed as a police officer and claimed that Chris was [[Carlos Chantor|soliciting sex]] outside the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]]. however this video has been lost.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|500px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:50:48Z

Karamazov: /* The Southern Man / The152nd */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]] as well as [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6 or any further calls. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus also called Bob himself on at least one occasion where he posed as a police officer and claimed that Chris was [[Carlos Chantor|soliciting sex]] outside the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]]. however this video has been lost.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:50:29Z

Karamazov: /* Anthony (Amfermy?) */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]] as well as [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6 or any further calls. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus also called Bob himself on at least one occasion where he posed as a police officer and claimed that Chris was [[Carlos Chantor|soliciting sex]] outside the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]]. however this video has been lost.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:50:07Z

Karamazov: /* Rufus */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]] as well as [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus also called Bob himself on at least one occasion where he posed as a police officer and claimed that Chris was [[Carlos Chantor|soliciting sex]] outside the [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby Place]]. however this video has been lost.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:48:52Z

Karamazov: /* Craig */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]] as well as [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus also called Bob himself on at least one occasion, however this video has been lost.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:45:19Z

Karamazov: /* Rufus */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus also called Bob himself on at least one occasion, however this video has been lost.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:34:19Z

Karamazov: new pic

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining. [[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

[[File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG|1000px|thumb|Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).]]

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

File:Pcassasincomment2.JPG

2025-04-20T15:30:59Z

Karamazov: comment on an old vid

== Summary ==
comment on an old vid

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:30:09Z

Karamazov: /* The Southern Man / The152nd */ pic as proof

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

[[File:The152nd.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of SuperSmashDoll's comment.]] Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

File:The152nd.JPG

2025-04-20T15:28:48Z

Karamazov: pic

== Summary ==
pic

Talk:ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:27:01Z

Karamazov: talk page

Im doing a lot of work rn to uncover old vids where i can find them, a lot of them were taken down, but the videos were duplicated alot and reuploaded, trying to track them down is difficult though, ive reached out to the guy behind SuperSmashDolls (found an email from a semi-recent web page) politely asking for some info so hopefully he pulls through since he knew the guy who recorded "Bob Chandler Thinks His Son is A Genius" -KARAMAZOV

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T15:25:07Z

Karamazov: /* The Southern Man */ new info on his identity

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

===The Southern Man / The152nd===
The Southern Man (Username The152nd) is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

Upon discovery of the SuperSmashDolls YouTube account the original poster left a comment dated 15 years ago claiming that a user named '''"The152nd"''' was the original caller in the video. The SuperSmashDolls user can also be found commenting on ThePcAssassin's '''"Bob's Got Cancer"''' video, suggesting a probable link between the two.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T14:58:50Z

Karamazov: /* Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''. With the discovery of this duplicate video, the rough upload date of the original can be found, which is around February 10 2010.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

===The Southern Man===
The Southern Man is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T14:58:05Z

Karamazov: /* Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k| Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

===The Southern Man===
The Southern Man is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-04-20T14:57:38Z

Karamazov: /* Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius */ added new vid

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

As a sidenote, this video can also be found on the YouTube channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k | Super Smash Dolls] under the title of '''"YouTube Scoop - Chris Chan's Dad Thinks His Son Has Power"'''.

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

===The Southern Man===
The Southern Man is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

==References==
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User:Karamazov

2025-03-27T04:48:44Z

Karamazov:

but it's a saturday night, i guess that makes it alright...

wider, baby, smile and you've just made a million...

avoiding all work, cause there's none available...

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User talk:Karamazov

2025-03-20T03:06:32Z

Karamazov:

[[Bob's got Cancer]] <--- workin on smth

==Good stuff==
You're doing amazing work with the Bob calls. Much appreciated. [[User:Ayumu Kasuga|Ayumu Kasuga]] ([[User talk:Ayumu Kasuga|talk]]) 11:54, 18 March 2025 (EDT)
* thanks alot man i just got my cwcki account up to add all this stuff in. hope more vids come out because that youtube channel had loads -karamazov

User talk:Karamazov

2025-03-20T03:06:20Z

Karamazov:

ThePCAssassins

2025-03-20T01:18:26Z

Karamazov: /* Individuals associated */ added the southern man -_-

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins, and one who is assumed to be associated, but as of [[March 2025]] is unconfirmed.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

===The Southern Man===
The Southern Man is the caller in [[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]], he feigns ignorance of Chris' antics online and plays the act of a older southern man who "doesn't use the internet." Bob seems to believe him and they talk about various [[weens|trolling attempts]] against the Chandler family. It's unknown as March 2025 whether this individual was a member of ThePCAssassins YouTube channel or whether he was a separate caller.

==References==
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Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2025-03-20T01:13:55Z

Karamazov: fixed typo

'''Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins''' (also known as '''Bob Call 4''') is a [[YouTube]] video that originated on [[ThePCAssassins]] account, and now exists only as an archive on Albert Clukey's account. The video is notable as it's title is a legendary misspelling of "ThePCAssassins". The video's upload date is listed as the 1st of July 2018, however the video was recorded around the same time as [[Bob's got Cancer]] and [[Bob Call 6]] which would place it in the year 2011 or possibly late 2010.

An internet archive link exists of the video on the original channel, showing it's upload date as [[May 2011|May 1 2011]]. The original video was the same length with the only difference between the two being the background picture, in the original Bob Call 4 video it is a black-and-white sketch of a cemetery.

Bob discusses several topics with Craig, this is the third call that the same man can be heard speaking with Bob, and is the same person who spoke to him in Bob Call 6 and Bob's got Cancer. The two again discuss Chris learning how to read and write through closed captioning on his television set as well as Chris' autism and his inability to find a job.

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===Transcript===
'''Craig:''' And to be quite frank with you I'm really amazed at all the stuff that, y'know that yo- you've invented and created to help automate the world and I'm just- I'm just so blown back by it.

'''Bob:''' You'll probably never find my name mixed up with any of it either.

'''Craig:''' And that's the sad part.

'''Bob:''' That's the beauty- that's the beauty of working the background for GE (''General Electric'')

'''Craig:''' Yep! Aw man.

'''Bob:''' I'll tell you another thing I always did.

'''Craig:''' What?

'''Bob:''' And I've always chalked it up as a form of pride. Really. And whenever I shipped one of my control valves, my work was going into the world, I always signed the inside of the control case.

'''Craig:''' Really?

[''There is some noise on the phoneline, unclear whether it is on Bob or Craig's end'']

'''Bob:''' I always signed my work, and I was proud of my work and I always signed it, and took responsibility for it.

'''Craig:''' That's good.

'''Bob:''' If you can't feel that way about your work it shouldn't be going out the door.

'''Craig:''' Exactly, and that it- it's amazing though because like you- you could just take apart those machines and see the guy who made it and that's you! And I- I like that how you personalised it and you take pride in your job.

'''Bob:''' Well it's just- at first you gotta learn the language then you gotta learn what they want to do, then you got to do what you got to do it. Then you put it together and you sell it to them. hahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! It's- it's so-

'''Bob:''' It's that simple.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! it's- it's- it's true and uh- once you get the language down I hope to become as better- as good as an engineer as you.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... What year are you in now? [''Referring to Craig's university studies as an engineer.'']

'''Craig:''' Uh- I'm done my first year.

'''Bob:''' You- You've done your first year huh?

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You got through all the chemistry and- and physics and junk right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah I'm almost bald now because of it.

'''Bob:''' Second year is a little better, we- you get to get in some of the calculus and stuff now I guess, right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah, and uh- then we started learning that stuff and then we started touching off base on to some other ideas and, such and such it's uh- I'm just glad my first year is over with cause that is like the hard- I dunno it was a pretty tough year.

'''Bob:''' Well colleges use the first two years to weed students out. That's where they flunk them out is the first two years, and the third year they started teaching them what they're going to- teach them for the degree. Like my son now he's high-functioning autistic, he was never supposed to be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' And he's uh- And he's got two degrees from the community college in computer uh- aided drafting or architecture and computer aided drafting for engineers.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he was never supposed to be able to read his- to write his name. I worked with him for some 28 years now.

'''Craig:''' Te- Tell me more about that please like, like how did you help- or how did you work with him?

'''Bob:''' Well we just, I just worked with him I spent, I spent his whole high school- around middle school and high school career in Richmond with him. So he could go to school in the public system in Richmond cause they wanted to put him in an institution where we live. And I had to kidnap my own son in order to get him- to keep him in a public school.

'''Craig:''' So- So they wanted to put him in an institution that's- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well that's the school system for you, but anyway I spent 20 years fighting the school system, I learned alot about the school system hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! That- That's terrible though like you pretty much had to kidnap your own kid to get him a public education. That's...

'''Bob:''' I did they tried to get me for kidnapping.

'''Craig:''' Geez!

'''Bob:''' And he was my own son! Anyway I- I'll tell you a little secret that he, he came up with himself which I think is very significant. And if you have any relatives or any friends or anybody that you know of and you- most people do know people, that are either autistic, you know the autistic children, or the ones that are born slow learners, and th- the uh- ADT types. You- you know this category of kids that they have troubles with in schools. If you know anybody that's got kids like that, now Christian taught himself to read by simply turning on the close captions on his TV. And I think that was one of the big crossovers that got him to where he was able to communicate with the world.

'''Craig:''' That's pretty smart.

'''Bob:''' They didn't teach him how to read in the school, he taught himself by reading the close captions, while he was hearing it on the television screen. And if- I tell all these people that got these autistic children that can't do anything with em, "Turn on the close caption they'll read it, they'll learn from it."

'''Craig:''' That's amazing.

'''Bob:''' So I got- I got- I got a son that's uh- that's uh- proved it! He's proven the point.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' But you know these PhD and doctors and psychiatrists and all this, they think I'm full of crap.

'''Craig:''' Oh no Bob you- you're a genius and ob- obviously your son- obviously your son's a genius too though if he was able to learn to read like that, like... And that just proves to you- that proves to us- that proves to everybody how bad the public school system is now.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well he's been- he has an advantage I don't have, him being autistic like he is, or high-functioning autistic, he has a- he has a photographic memory.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Did you ever- did you ever play uh- the video game called "Mario's World"?

'''Craig:''' Yeah- Yeah I have when I was younger.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well before you got King Koopa up on the top you know.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And you got Yoshi- you got Yoshi down on the bottom, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' Well, I could get almost past Yoshi's Island.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' My son- my son because he could remember all steps and every bit of the programming in that thing and everything that was gonna happen, he was up there within 2 days and had knocked off King Koopa.

'''Craig:''' hahaha! Oh man that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' He- He'd go see these video games like they're going out of style, he uh- I mean he could remember what was coming up. And if you can remember then you've automatically got him defeated, you know where the bat's gonna come from in the cave right?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah totally.

'''Bob:''' You can shoot it down. And that's- so- that's what he's got autistic children they have these photographic memories

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah.

'''Bob:''' And most people, don't utilise that, that category

'''Craig:''' Yeah that- that's so true I- that's amazing though that like, you know, that your son is so gifted that way.

'''Bob:''' Well that's just the way they are, all of them seem to be that way that's one of the characteristics, that uh- the- the- the- the- their- their- their strengths are their technical abilities and their memory rather than their social skills and because they don't measure up socially all the psychiatrists and everything wanna put them in these institutions.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah that's horrible that's horrible but you know, your son must like- your son must be popular like, with the ladies by- with having such a good photographic memory and being so smart.

'''Bob:''' Well he's got uh- he's got uh- he has invented this cartoon character called [[Sonichu]].

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's the inventor of that and he- he uh- invented that and drew his own lines back in 2000. He was drawing all his own cartoons and he's got clubs all over the world. Sonichu clubs.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing does he- is he- like- like- like- has he made it into like a video game or is he still doing the comic books?

'''Bob:''' They're in comic book form.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he's got whole volumes of that stuff he been sharing with the public now for ei- eight years.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice!

'''Bob:''' Or ten years I guess.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing like-

'''Bob:''' People are hating for it and people love him for it.

'''Craig:''' Oh you- you know what Bob like the haters are always gonna hate but I think that's amazing that your son is so intelligent to actually become like and entrepreneur in the arts that- that's- that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' But anyway... He's a nice kid, he's got social problems, he still doesn't know how to interact really, he's 28 years old now and he still do- doesn't really know how to interact. But then that's part of the uh- that's the only part of the autism that's left now.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, but the main thing is though that he's- he's creative he's smart he's got a photographic memory and he creates something that is amazing to him and to his whole family, to the whole world.

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's got all these degrees and yet he can't get a job, he can't even get a job at [[McDonald's]].

'''Craig:''' That's horrible.

'''Bob:''' That's the way the system works in this country.

'''Craig:''' I- that's-

'''Bob:''' It's an awful- it's a terribly awful country really.

'''Craig:''' You've- aw that's horrible why can't he get a job?

'''Bob:''' Nobody wants to hire autistic children. Or anybody that's got any kind of difficulties, learning difficulties or attention deficit disorders or anyone like that.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible it's-

'''Bob:''' They don't want anything to do with them.

'''Craig:''' So he's never had a job before?

'''Bob:''' He's never had a job.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow that's su- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' He can't- he won't even get hired at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's- that's terrible- that's terrible sir that's just horrible. But-

'''Bob:''' But he- as far as I'm concerned he's head and shoulders above everyone that works at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah ju- just from what-

'''Bob:''' hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' ha! just from what you've told me alone like- like all that stuff that he's accomplished you know he's- he should be like owning McDonald's you know.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... I don't know but that's just the way it works.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You can get a job- you see you can go out and get a job at McDonald's without any question, because you don't have any problems uh- socially, with interacting with the other people because you went through a normal childhood, I guess, and when you went to school you knew when to close your mouth and when to open it.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh- but the autistic children don't work that way. They don't know necessarily when to open and when to close their mouths hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha! But he must've gotten really good grades in high school and college though right?

'''Bob:''' He did alright.

'''Craig:''' Yeah? Was he on- was he like- I was never on the [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] in high school and I've never actually known anybody who was ever on the actual Honour Roll in high school so like, I was just wondering if he was on the Honour Roll. Or if he made it...

'''Bob:''' [[List of Chris's lies|NO]] but he was in special education most of the time.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay.

'''Bob:''' The last four years he was mainstreamed.

'''Craig:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' You know with- you know what I mean by mainstreamed, he just goes to class like the other kids.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Bob:''' But uh- he got a- he got a high school degree and the people in social services people where I now live... well they were the ones that wanted to put him away because they said he'd never be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' But you know what Bo- you know what Bob he proved them wrong and that's the main thing.

'''Bob:''' ...Yeah I think it's- I- I'm glad that I did it, it was worth it I got to spend a lot of money on it, my wife and I were separated for about ten years so she was in [[Ruckersville]] and I was in Richmond. And I was over there with him and she was over here trying to make some money, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' So uh- but- we're all back together and it was worth it we got him educated we know what he can do. [''Inadible'] these dumb places in- in the world that will- have to hire him won't know what he can do or not, they're just afraid to take a chance.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' They're just afraid of what they don't know.

'''Craig:''' Exactly and that's a shame. Cause, from what you- from what you've just told me-

'''Bob:''' The whole- the whole world, the whole world looks down on handicapped people. You- a handicapped person can hardly get a job.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it's true.

'''Bob:''' I think it's a- a crime.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it is it's a gross mis- it's a gross injustice in our society Bob.

'''Bob:''' It is. And uh- but that's just the way it is, cause he's a great cartoonist, he can- he can draw he can portray- he knows the internet like the back of his hand. And he writes, he writes all these volumes of stuff, and he just shares it with the world, he's got a, he won a patent thing in England just recently.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' So some guy over there was trying to say that he was infringing on something this guy did, and uh- the- the patent people in England, "your majesty's patent service" or something came to our defense and proved the guy wrong so he's got a now- he can do his Sonichu's all [''Inaudible''] trademarked and- and uh- copyrighted.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice.

'''Bob:''' So he's got full ownership of it.

'''Craig:''' It- does- has he set up a website where I can read the comics?

'''Bob:''' It's a combination of Sonichu and Pikachu, uh- Sonic and Pikachu.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And he invented this whole family of cartoon characters. There's Sonic, uh- Sonichu and uh- [[Rosechu]] and a whole bunch of them, and he- he does cartoons and he does have them on the internet but I- I think he's pulled them all down now.

'''Craig:''' Oh really? That's too bad.

'''Bob:''' He got tired of dealing with all these people trying to [[Clyde Cash|kill him]]. There's so many people that hate his guts in the world.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' You get all kinds of death threats and all kind of stuff.

'''Craig:''' Oh well like- have- have you taken it to the [[Jerkops|police]]?

'''Bob:''' Yeah they don't care. I get phone call's all the time. Where they [[''Inaudible''] using my phone, to kill these people[''?''].

'''Craig:''' That's terrible.

'''Bob:''' It is. There are always people out in the world trying to get you, particularly if you're successful.

'''Craig:''' Geez.

'''Bob:''' And he is successful, but he can't get a job, he cannot earn any money.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible like-

'''Bob:''' In- ain't that sad? hahaha!

'''Craig:''' That is very sad actually that's horrible

'''Bob:''' That's the world you're expecting to go into.

'''Craig:''' Yep that is true. And I'm hoping to make it a better place just like you did Bob.

'''Bob:''' Well you gotta learn how to brown-nose.

[''The call abruptly ends after 15 minutes. It is likely that this is only a partial segment of a longer video that was originally uploaded.'']

===Analysis===
Bob provides some very interesting insights into Chris' life, he reiterates his opinion that Chris cannot find a job because employers are cautious about hiring autistic and special needs employee's, and he repeats the same advice as given in [[Bob Call 6]] to "Turn on the close captioning if you have an autistic, or ADT or special needs child". Bob also confirms that Chris was never on the high school nor college [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] and only attended 4 years of high school, with the rest of his time being spent in special education.

Information about Bob's character can also be gleamed from this conversation. Early on Bob mentions that when he worked at [[General Electric]] and was presumably overseeing or in charge of producing control valves (Unclear whether this refers to a standard valve or precision components meant to act as a 'control' in a factory/laboratory setting) he would mark the case of the valve with his signature, Bob was obviously proud of his work at General Electric and was very confident in his oversight/manufacturing skills.

He also claims that the local council of [[Ruckersville]] attempted to have him charged for the kidnapping of Chris when Bob took him to Richmond, in order for him to be enrolled in a public school, rather than into a special needs school or institutionalised in a mental asylum like Bob believes.

{{LeakedVideos}}

ThePCAssassins

2025-03-20T01:12:49Z

Karamazov: /* Bob's got Cancer */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-03-20T01:12:12Z

Karamazov: /* Bob's got Cancer */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-03-20T01:11:18Z

Karamazov: /* Bob Call 4 */

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4 (also Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins)]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

ThePCAssassins

2025-03-20T01:10:46Z

Karamazov: /* During its peak */ changed some wording and fixed some links

'''ThePCassassins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]], the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During its peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]], the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris's father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and [[Thorg|Thorgnzorg]] which is unusual as the upload date listed ([[2013]]) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in [[Bob Call 6]] and [[Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins|Bob Call 4 (also Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins)]]. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that [[weens|trolls]] or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris [[Chris and English|learned to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his [[Chris and television|television set]]. He also claims that Chris is being [[Kick the Autistic|discriminated against by employers]] for being [[Autism|autistic]], and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "[[ShecameforCWC.JPG|little low life in the gutter bitch]]."

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins| Bob Call 4]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in [[26 December 2014|pepper spray]]. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from both previous Bob Call videos and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a Southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|died in 2011]]. The origin of the video is not fully known but it can be assumed it was a PCAssassins video, as it fits the style of their uploads and exists alongside "Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins".

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins|Chat with Bobby Part 4]]===
This chat occurred on 30 [[April 2011]], and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160110010222/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFYbb2sccs ThePCassassins Chat with Bobby Part 4 from 4-30-11]</ref> Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in [[video games]]. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.<ref>11:06: "I was just wondering if [Chris] was on the honor roll, or if he made it." "No, but he was in special education most of the time."</ref>

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at [[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]].

==Individuals associated==
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "[[Affair with Mother|following in Bob's footsteps]]" (with regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "[[Amnyfest Ring|Amfermy]]" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Phone calls]]

Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2025-03-19T01:36:50Z

Karamazov:

'''Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins''' (also known as '''Bob Call 4'''is a [[YouTube]] video that originated on [[ThePCAssassins]] account, and now exists only as an archive on Albert Clukey's account. The video is notable as it's title is a legendary misspelling of "ThePCAssassins". The video's upload date is listed as the 1st of July 2018, however the video was recorded around the same time as [[Bob's got Cancer]] and [[Bob Call 6]] which would place it in the year 2011 or possibly late 2010.

An internet archive link exists of the video on the original channel, showing it's upload date as [[May 2011|May 1 2011]]. The original video was the same length with the only difference between the two being the background picture, in the original Bob Call 4 video it is a black-and-white sketch of a cemetery.

Bob discusses several topics with Craig, this is the third call that the same man can be heard speaking with Bob, and is the same person who spoke to him in Bob Call 6 and Bob's got Cancer. The two again discuss Chris learning how to read and write through closed captioning on his television set as well as Chris' autism and his inability to find a job.

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===Transcript===
'''Craig:''' And to be quite frank with you I'm really amazed at all the stuff that, y'know that yo- you've invented and created to help automate the world and I'm just- I'm just so blown back by it.

'''Bob:''' You'll probably never find my name mixed up with any of it either.

'''Craig:''' And that's the sad part.

'''Bob:''' That's the beauty- that's the beauty of working the background for GE (''General Electric'')

'''Craig:''' Yep! Aw man.

'''Bob:''' I'll tell you another thing I always did.

'''Craig:''' What?

'''Bob:''' And I've always chalked it up as a form of pride. Really. And whenever I shipped one of my control valves, my work was going into the world, I always signed the inside of the control case.

'''Craig:''' Really?

[''There is some noise on the phoneline, unclear whether it is on Bob or Craig's end'']

'''Bob:''' I always signed my work, and I was proud of my work and I always signed it, and took responsibility for it.

'''Craig:''' That's good.

'''Bob:''' If you can't feel that way about your work it shouldn't be going out the door.

'''Craig:''' Exactly, and that it- it's amazing though because like you- you could just take apart those machines and see the guy who made it and that's you! And I- I like that how you personalised it and you take pride in your job.

'''Bob:''' Well it's just- at first you gotta learn the language then you gotta learn what they want to do, then you got to do what you got to do it. Then you put it together and you sell it to them. hahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! It's- it's so-

'''Bob:''' It's that simple.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! it's- it's- it's true and uh- once you get the language down I hope to become as better- as good as an engineer as you.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... What year are you in now? [''Referring to Craig's university studies as an engineer.'']

'''Craig:''' Uh- I'm done my first year.

'''Bob:''' You- You've done your first year huh?

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You got through all the chemistry and- and physics and junk right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah I'm almost bald now because of it.

'''Bob:''' Second year is a little better, we- you get to get in some of the calculus and stuff now I guess, right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah, and uh- then we started learning that stuff and then we started touching off base on to some other ideas and, such and such it's uh- I'm just glad my first year is over with cause that is like the hard- I dunno it was a pretty tough year.

'''Bob:''' Well colleges use the first two years to weed students out. That's where they flunk them out is the first two years, and the third year they started teaching them what they're going to- teach them for the degree. Like my son now he's high-functioning autistic, he was never supposed to be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' And he's uh- And he's got two degrees from the community college in computer uh- aided drafting or architecture and computer aided drafting for engineers.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he was never supposed to be able to read his- to write his name. I worked with him for some 28 years now.

'''Craig:''' Te- Tell me more about that please like, like how did you help- or how did you work with him?

'''Bob:''' Well we just, I just worked with him I spent, I spent his whole high school- around middle school and high school career in Richmond with him. So he could go to school in the public system in Richmond cause they wanted to put him in an institution where we live. And I had to kidnap my own son in order to get him- to keep him in a public school.

'''Craig:''' So- So they wanted to put him in an institution that's- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well that's the school system for you, but anyway I spent 20 years fighting the school system, I learned alot about the school system hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! That- That's terrible though like you pretty much had to kidnap your own kid to get him a public education. That's...

'''Bob:''' I did they tried to get me for kidnapping.

'''Craig:''' Geez!

'''Bob:''' And he was my own son! Anyway I- I'll tell you a little secret that he, he came up with himself which I think is very significant. And if you have any relatives or any friends or anybody that you know of and you- most people do know people, that are either autistic, you know the autistic children, or the ones that are born slow learners, and th- the uh- ADT types. You- you know this category of kids that they have troubles with in schools. If you know anybody that's got kids like that, now Christian taught himself to read by simply turning on the close captions on his TV. And I think that was one of the big crossovers that got him to where he was able to communicate with the world.

'''Craig:''' That's pretty smart.

'''Bob:''' They didn't teach him how to read in the school, he taught himself by reading the close captions, while he was hearing it on the television screen. And if- I tell all these people that got these autistic children that can't do anything with em, "Turn on the close caption they'll read it, they'll learn from it."

'''Craig:''' That's amazing.

'''Bob:''' So I got- I got- I got a son that's uh- that's uh- proved it! He's proven the point.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' But you know these PhD and doctors and psychiatrists and all this, they think I'm full of crap.

'''Craig:''' Oh no Bob you- you're a genius and ob- obviously your son- obviously your son's a genius too though if he was able to learn to read like that, like... And that just proves to you- that proves to us- that proves to everybody how bad the public school system is now.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well he's been- he has an advantage I don't have, him being autistic like he is, or high-functioning autistic, he has a- he has a photographic memory.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Did you ever- did you ever play uh- the video game called "Mario's World"?

'''Craig:''' Yeah- Yeah I have when I was younger.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well before you got King Koopa up on the top you know.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And you got Yoshi- you got Yoshi down on the bottom, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' Well, I could get almost past Yoshi's Island.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' My son- my son because he could remember all steps and every bit of the programming in that thing and everything that was gonna happen, he was up there within 2 days and had knocked off King Koopa.

'''Craig:''' hahaha! Oh man that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' He- He'd go see these video games like they're going out of style, he uh- I mean he could remember what was coming up. And if you can remember then you've automatically got him defeated, you know where the bat's gonna come from in the cave right?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah totally.

'''Bob:''' You can shoot it down. And that's- so- that's what he's got autistic children they have these photographic memories

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah.

'''Bob:''' And most people, don't utilise that, that category

'''Craig:''' Yeah that- that's so true I- that's amazing though that like, you know, that your son is so gifted that way.

'''Bob:''' Well that's just the way they are, all of them seem to be that way that's one of the characteristics, that uh- the- the- the- the- their- their- their strengths are their technical abilities and their memory rather than their social skills and because they don't measure up socially all the psychiatrists and everything wanna put them in these institutions.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah that's horrible that's horrible but you know, your son must like- your son must be popular like, with the ladies by- with having such a good photographic memory and being so smart.

'''Bob:''' Well he's got uh- he's got uh- he has invented this cartoon character called [[Sonichu]].

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's the inventor of that and he- he uh- invented that and drew his own lines back in 2000. He was drawing all his own cartoons and he's got clubs all over the world. Sonichu clubs.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing does he- is he- like- like- like- has he made it into like a video game or is he still doing the comic books?

'''Bob:''' They're in comic book form.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he's got whole volumes of that stuff he been sharing with the public now for ei- eight years.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice!

'''Bob:''' Or ten years I guess.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing like-

'''Bob:''' People are hating for it and people love him for it.

'''Craig:''' Oh you- you know what Bob like the haters are always gonna hate but I think that's amazing that your son is so intelligent to actually become like and entrepreneur in the arts that- that's- that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' But anyway... He's a nice kid, he's got social problems, he still doesn't know how to interact really, he's 28 years old now and he still do- doesn't really know how to interact. But then that's part of the uh- that's the only part of the autism that's left now.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, but the main thing is though that he's- he's creative he's smart he's got a photographic memory and he creates something that is amazing to him and to his whole family, to the whole world.

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's got all these degrees and yet he can't get a job, he can't even get a job at [[McDonald's]].

'''Craig:''' That's horrible.

'''Bob:''' That's the way the system works in this country.

'''Craig:''' I- that's-

'''Bob:''' It's an awful- it's a terribly awful country really.

'''Craig:''' You've- aw that's horrible why can't he get a job?

'''Bob:''' Nobody wants to hire autistic children. Or anybody that's got any kind of difficulties, learning difficulties or attention deficit disorders or anyone like that.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible it's-

'''Bob:''' They don't want anything to do with them.

'''Craig:''' So he's never had a job before?

'''Bob:''' He's never had a job.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow that's su- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' He can't- he won't even get hired at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's- that's terrible- that's terrible sir that's just horrible. But-

'''Bob:''' But he- as far as I'm concerned he's head and shoulders above everyone that works at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah ju- just from what-

'''Bob:''' hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' ha! just from what you've told me alone like- like all that stuff that he's accomplished you know he's- he should be like owning McDonald's you know.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... I don't know but that's just the way it works.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You can get a job- you see you can go out and get a job at McDonald's without any question, because you don't have any problems uh- socially, with interacting with the other people because you went through a normal childhood, I guess, and when you went to school you knew when to close your mouth and when to open it.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh- but the autistic children don't work that way. They don't know necessarily when to open and when to close their mouths hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha! But he must've gotten really good grades in high school and college though right?

'''Bob:''' He did alright.

'''Craig:''' Yeah? Was he on- was he like- I was never on the [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] in high school and I've never actually known anybody who was ever on the actual Honour Roll in high school so like, I was just wondering if he was on the Honour Roll. Or if he made it...

'''Bob:''' [[List of Chris's lies|NO]] but he was in special education most of the time.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay.

'''Bob:''' The last four years he was mainstreamed.

'''Craig:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' You know with- you know what I mean by mainstreamed, he just goes to class like the other kids.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Bob:''' But uh- he got a- he got a high school degree and the people in social services people where I now live... well they were the ones that wanted to put him away because they said he'd never be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' But you know what Bo- you know what Bob he proved them wrong and that's the main thing.

'''Bob:''' ...Yeah I think it's- I- I'm glad that I did it, it was worth it I got to spend a lot of money on it, my wife and I were separated for about ten years so she was in [[Ruckersville]] and I was in Richmond. And I was over there with him and she was over here trying to make some money, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' So uh- but- we're all back together and it was worth it we got him educated we know what he can do. [''Inadible'] these dumb places in- in the world that will- have to hire him won't know what he can do or not, they're just afraid to take a chance.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' They're just afraid of what they don't know.

'''Craig:''' Exactly and that's a shame. Cause, from what you- from what you've just told me-

'''Bob:''' The whole- the whole world, the whole world looks down on handicapped people. You- a handicapped person can hardly get a job.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it's true.

'''Bob:''' I think it's a- a crime.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it is it's a gross mis- it's a gross injustice in our society Bob.

'''Bob:''' It is. And uh- but that's just the way it is, cause he's a great cartoonist, he can- he can draw he can portray- he knows the internet like the back of his hand. And he writes, he writes all these volumes of stuff, and he just shares it with the world, he's got a, he won a patent thing in England just recently.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' So some guy over there was trying to say that he was infringing on something this guy did, and uh- the- the patent people in England, "your majesty's patent service" or something came to our defense and proved the guy wrong so he's got a now- he can do his Sonichu's all [''Inaudible''] trademarked and- and uh- copyrighted.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice.

'''Bob:''' So he's got full ownership of it.

'''Craig:''' It- does- has he set up a website where I can read the comics?

'''Bob:''' It's a combination of Sonichu and Pikachu, uh- Sonic and Pikachu.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And he invented this whole family of cartoon characters. There's Sonic, uh- Sonichu and uh- [[Rosechu]] and a whole bunch of them, and he- he does cartoons and he does have them on the internet but I- I think he's pulled them all down now.

'''Craig:''' Oh really? That's too bad.

'''Bob:''' He got tired of dealing with all these people trying to [[Clyde Cash|kill him]]. There's so many people that hate his guts in the world.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' You get all kinds of death threats and all kind of stuff.

'''Craig:''' Oh well like- have- have you taken it to the [[Jerkops|police]]?

'''Bob:''' Yeah they don't care. I get phone call's all the time. Where they [[''Inaudible''] using my phone, to kill these people[''?''].

'''Craig:''' That's terrible.

'''Bob:''' It is. There are always people out in the world trying to get you, particularly if you're successful.

'''Craig:''' Geez.

'''Bob:''' And he is successful, but he can't get a job, he cannot earn any money.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible like-

'''Bob:''' In- ain't that sad? hahaha!

'''Craig:''' That is very sad actually that's horrible

'''Bob:''' That's the world you're expecting to go into.

'''Craig:''' Yep that is true. And I'm hoping to make it a better place just like you did Bob.

'''Bob:''' Well you gotta learn how to brown-nose.

[''The call abruptly ends after 15 minutes. It is likely that this is only a partial segment of a longer video that was originally uploaded.'']

===Analysis===
Bob provides some very interesting insights into Chris' life, he reiterates his opinion that Chris cannot find a job because employers are cautious about hiring autistic and special needs employee's, and he repeats the same advice as given in [[Bob Call 6]] to "Turn on the close captioning if you have an autistic, or ADT or special needs child". Bob also confirms that Chris was never on the high school nor college [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] and only attended 4 years of high school, with the rest of his time being spent in special education.

Information about Bob's character can also be gleamed from this conversation. Early on Bob mentions that when he worked at [[General Electric]] and was presumably overseeing or in charge of producing control valves (Unclear whether this refers to a standard valve or precision components meant to act as a 'control' in a factory/laboratory setting) he would mark the case of the valve with his signature, Bob was obviously proud of his work at General Electric and was very confident in his oversight/manufacturing skills.

He also claims that the local council of [[Ruckersville]] attempted to have him charged for the kidnapping of Chris when Bob took him to Richmond, in order for him to be enrolled in a public school, rather than into a special needs school or institutionalised in a mental asylum like Bob believes.

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Karamazov: /* Chat with Bobby Part 4 */ same vid as Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins just added some link.

Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2025-03-19T01:23:46Z

Karamazov: expanded intro paragraph

'''Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins''' is a [[YouTube]] video that originated on [[ThePCAssassins]] account, and now exists only as an archive on Albert Clukey's account. The video is notable as it's title is a legendary misspelling of "ThePCAssassins". The video's upload date is listed as the 1st of July 2018, however the video was likely recorded around the same time as [[Bob's got Cancer]] and [[Bob Call 6]] which would place it in the year 2011 or possibly late 2010.

Bob discusses several topics with Craig, this is the third call that the same man can be heard speaking with Bob, and is the same person who spoke to him in Bob Call 6 and Bob's got Cancer. The two again discuss Chris learning how to read and write through closed captioning on his television set as well as Chris' autism and his inability to find a job.

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===Transcript===
'''Craig:''' And to be quite frank with you I'm really amazed at all the stuff that, y'know that yo- you've invented and created to help automate the world and I'm just- I'm just so blown back by it.

'''Bob:''' You'll probably never find my name mixed up with any of it either.

'''Craig:''' And that's the sad part.

'''Bob:''' That's the beauty- that's the beauty of working the background for GE (''General Electric'')

'''Craig:''' Yep! Aw man.

'''Bob:''' I'll tell you another thing I always did.

'''Craig:''' What?

'''Bob:''' And I've always chalked it up as a form of pride. Really. And whenever I shipped one of my control valves, my work was going into the world, I always signed the inside of the control case.

'''Craig:''' Really?

[''There is some noise on the phoneline, unclear whether it is on Bob or Craig's end'']

'''Bob:''' I always signed my work, and I was proud of my work and I always signed it, and took responsibility for it.

'''Craig:''' That's good.

'''Bob:''' If you can't feel that way about your work it shouldn't be going out the door.

'''Craig:''' Exactly, and that it- it's amazing though because like you- you could just take apart those machines and see the guy who made it and that's you! And I- I like that how you personalised it and you take pride in your job.

'''Bob:''' Well it's just- at first you gotta learn the language then you gotta learn what they want to do, then you got to do what you got to do it. Then you put it together and you sell it to them. hahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! It's- it's so-

'''Bob:''' It's that simple.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! it's- it's- it's true and uh- once you get the language down I hope to become as better- as good as an engineer as you.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... What year are you in now? [''Referring to Craig's university studies as an engineer.'']

'''Craig:''' Uh- I'm done my first year.

'''Bob:''' You- You've done your first year huh?

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You got through all the chemistry and- and physics and junk right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah I'm almost bald now because of it.

'''Bob:''' Second year is a little better, we- you get to get in some of the calculus and stuff now I guess, right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah, and uh- then we started learning that stuff and then we started touching off base on to some other ideas and, such and such it's uh- I'm just glad my first year is over with cause that is like the hard- I dunno it was a pretty tough year.

'''Bob:''' Well colleges use the first two years to weed students out. That's where they flunk them out is the first two years, and the third year they started teaching them what they're going to- teach them for the degree. Like my son now he's high-functioning autistic, he was never supposed to be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' And he's uh- And he's got two degrees from the community college in computer uh- aided drafting or architecture and computer aided drafting for engineers.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he was never supposed to be able to read his- to write his name. I worked with him for some 28 years now.

'''Craig:''' Te- Tell me more about that please like, like how did you help- or how did you work with him?

'''Bob:''' Well we just, I just worked with him I spent, I spent his whole high school- around middle school and high school career in Richmond with him. So he could go to school in the public system in Richmond cause they wanted to put him in an institution where we live. And I had to kidnap my own son in order to get him- to keep him in a public school.

'''Craig:''' So- So they wanted to put him in an institution that's- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well that's the school system for you, but anyway I spent 20 years fighting the school system, I learned alot about the school system hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! That- That's terrible though like you pretty much had to kidnap your own kid to get him a public education. That's...

'''Bob:''' I did they tried to get me for kidnapping.

'''Craig:''' Geez!

'''Bob:''' And he was my own son! Anyway I- I'll tell you a little secret that he, he came up with himself which I think is very significant. And if you have any relatives or any friends or anybody that you know of and you- most people do know people, that are either autistic, you know the autistic children, or the ones that are born slow learners, and th- the uh- ADT types. You- you know this category of kids that they have troubles with in schools. If you know anybody that's got kids like that, now Christian taught himself to read by simply turning on the close captions on his TV. And I think that was one of the big crossovers that got him to where he was able to communicate with the world.

'''Craig:''' That's pretty smart.

'''Bob:''' They didn't teach him how to read in the school, he taught himself by reading the close captions, while he was hearing it on the television screen. And if- I tell all these people that got these autistic children that can't do anything with em, "Turn on the close caption they'll read it, they'll learn from it."

'''Craig:''' That's amazing.

'''Bob:''' So I got- I got- I got a son that's uh- that's uh- proved it! He's proven the point.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' But you know these PhD and doctors and psychiatrists and all this, they think I'm full of crap.

'''Craig:''' Oh no Bob you- you're a genius and ob- obviously your son- obviously your son's a genius too though if he was able to learn to read like that, like... And that just proves to you- that proves to us- that proves to everybody how bad the public school system is now.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well he's been- he has an advantage I don't have, him being autistic like he is, or high-functioning autistic, he has a- he has a photographic memory.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Did you ever- did you ever play uh- the video game called "Mario's World"?

'''Craig:''' Yeah- Yeah I have when I was younger.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well before you got King Koopa up on the top you know.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And you got Yoshi- you got Yoshi down on the bottom, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' Well, I could get almost past Yoshi's Island.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' My son- my son because he could remember all steps and every bit of the programming in that thing and everything that was gonna happen, he was up there within 2 days and had knocked off King Koopa.

'''Craig:''' hahaha! Oh man that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' He- He'd go see these video games like they're going out of style, he uh- I mean he could remember what was coming up. And if you can remember then you've automatically got him defeated, you know where the bat's gonna come from in the cave right?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah totally.

'''Bob:''' You can shoot it down. And that's- so- that's what he's got autistic children they have these photographic memories

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah.

'''Bob:''' And most people, don't utilise that, that category

'''Craig:''' Yeah that- that's so true I- that's amazing though that like, you know, that your son is so gifted that way.

'''Bob:''' Well that's just the way they are, all of them seem to be that way that's one of the characteristics, that uh- the- the- the- the- their- their- their strengths are their technical abilities and their memory rather than their social skills and because they don't measure up socially all the psychiatrists and everything wanna put them in these institutions.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah that's horrible that's horrible but you know, your son must like- your son must be popular like, with the ladies by- with having such a good photographic memory and being so smart.

'''Bob:''' Well he's got uh- he's got uh- he has invented this cartoon character called [[Sonichu]].

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's the inventor of that and he- he uh- invented that and drew his own lines back in 2000. He was drawing all his own cartoons and he's got clubs all over the world. Sonichu clubs.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing does he- is he- like- like- like- has he made it into like a video game or is he still doing the comic books?

'''Bob:''' They're in comic book form.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he's got whole volumes of that stuff he been sharing with the public now for ei- eight years.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice!

'''Bob:''' Or ten years I guess.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing like-

'''Bob:''' People are hating for it and people love him for it.

'''Craig:''' Oh you- you know what Bob like the haters are always gonna hate but I think that's amazing that your son is so intelligent to actually become like and entrepreneur in the arts that- that's- that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' But anyway... He's a nice kid, he's got social problems, he still doesn't know how to interact really, he's 28 years old now and he still do- doesn't really know how to interact. But then that's part of the uh- that's the only part of the autism that's left now.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, but the main thing is though that he's- he's creative he's smart he's got a photographic memory and he creates something that is amazing to him and to his whole family, to the whole world.

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's got all these degrees and yet he can't get a job, he can't even get a job at [[McDonald's]].

'''Craig:''' That's horrible.

'''Bob:''' That's the way the system works in this country.

'''Craig:''' I- that's-

'''Bob:''' It's an awful- it's a terribly awful country really.

'''Craig:''' You've- aw that's horrible why can't he get a job?

'''Bob:''' Nobody wants to hire autistic children. Or anybody that's got any kind of difficulties, learning difficulties or attention deficit disorders or anyone like that.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible it's-

'''Bob:''' They don't want anything to do with them.

'''Craig:''' So he's never had a job before?

'''Bob:''' He's never had a job.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow that's su- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' He can't- he won't even get hired at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's- that's terrible- that's terrible sir that's just horrible. But-

'''Bob:''' But he- as far as I'm concerned he's head and shoulders above everyone that works at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah ju- just from what-

'''Bob:''' hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' ha! just from what you've told me alone like- like all that stuff that he's accomplished you know he's- he should be like owning McDonald's you know.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... I don't know but that's just the way it works.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You can get a job- you see you can go out and get a job at McDonald's without any question, because you don't have any problems uh- socially, with interacting with the other people because you went through a normal childhood, I guess, and when you went to school you knew when to close your mouth and when to open it.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh- but the autistic children don't work that way. They don't know necessarily when to open and when to close their mouths hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha! But he must've gotten really good grades in high school and college though right?

'''Bob:''' He did alright.

'''Craig:''' Yeah? Was he on- was he like- I was never on the [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] in high school and I've never actually known anybody who was ever on the actual Honour Roll in high school so like, I was just wondering if he was on the Honour Roll. Or if he made it...

'''Bob:''' [[List of Chris's lies|NO]] but he was in special education most of the time.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay.

'''Bob:''' The last four years he was mainstreamed.

'''Craig:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' You know with- you know what I mean by mainstreamed, he just goes to class like the other kids.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Bob:''' But uh- he got a- he got a high school degree and the people in social services people where I now live... well they were the ones that wanted to put him away because they said he'd never be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' But you know what Bo- you know what Bob he proved them wrong and that's the main thing.

'''Bob:''' ...Yeah I think it's- I- I'm glad that I did it, it was worth it I got to spend a lot of money on it, my wife and I were separated for about ten years so she was in [[Ruckersville]] and I was in Richmond. And I was over there with him and she was over here trying to make some money, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' So uh- but- we're all back together and it was worth it we got him educated we know what he can do. [''Inadible'] these dumb places in- in the world that will- have to hire him won't know what he can do or not, they're just afraid to take a chance.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' They're just afraid of what they don't know.

'''Craig:''' Exactly and that's a shame. Cause, from what you- from what you've just told me-

'''Bob:''' The whole- the whole world, the whole world looks down on handicapped people. You- a handicapped person can hardly get a job.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it's true.

'''Bob:''' I think it's a- a crime.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it is it's a gross mis- it's a gross injustice in our society Bob.

'''Bob:''' It is. And uh- but that's just the way it is, cause he's a great cartoonist, he can- he can draw he can portray- he knows the internet like the back of his hand. And he writes, he writes all these volumes of stuff, and he just shares it with the world, he's got a, he won a patent thing in England just recently.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' So some guy over there was trying to say that he was infringing on something this guy did, and uh- the- the patent people in England, "your majesty's patent service" or something came to our defense and proved the guy wrong so he's got a now- he can do his Sonichu's all [''Inaudible''] trademarked and- and uh- copyrighted.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice.

'''Bob:''' So he's got full ownership of it.

'''Craig:''' It- does- has he set up a website where I can read the comics?

'''Bob:''' It's a combination of Sonichu and Pikachu, uh- Sonic and Pikachu.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And he invented this whole family of cartoon characters. There's Sonic, uh- Sonichu and uh- [[Rosechu]] and a whole bunch of them, and he- he does cartoons and he does have them on the internet but I- I think he's pulled them all down now.

'''Craig:''' Oh really? That's too bad.

'''Bob:''' He got tired of dealing with all these people trying to [[Clyde Cash|kill him]]. There's so many people that hate his guts in the world.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' You get all kinds of death threats and all kind of stuff.

'''Craig:''' Oh well like- have- have you taken it to the [[Jerkops|police]]?

'''Bob:''' Yeah they don't care. I get phone call's all the time. Where they [[''Inaudible''] using my phone, to kill these people[''?''].

'''Craig:''' That's terrible.

'''Bob:''' It is. There are always people out in the world trying to get you, particularly if you're successful.

'''Craig:''' Geez.

'''Bob:''' And he is successful, but he can't get a job, he cannot earn any money.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible like-

'''Bob:''' In- ain't that sad? hahaha!

'''Craig:''' That is very sad actually that's horrible

'''Bob:''' That's the world you're expecting to go into.

'''Craig:''' Yep that is true. And I'm hoping to make it a better place just like you did Bob.

'''Bob:''' Well you gotta learn how to brown-nose.

[''The call abruptly ends after 15 minutes. It is likely that this is only a partial segment of a longer video that was originally uploaded.'']

===Analysis===
Bob provides some very interesting insights into Chris' life, he reiterates his opinion that Chris cannot find a job because employers are cautious about hiring autistic and special needs employee's, and he repeats the same advice as given in [[Bob Call 6]] to "Turn on the close captioning if you have an autistic, or ADT or special needs child". Bob also confirms that Chris was never on the high school nor college [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] and only attended 4 years of high school, with the rest of his time being spent in special education.

Information about Bob's character can also be gleamed from this conversation. Early on Bob mentions that when he worked at [[General Electric]] and was presumably overseeing or in charge of producing control valves (Unclear whether this refers to a standard valve or precision components meant to act as a 'control' in a factory/laboratory setting) he would mark the case of the valve with his signature, Bob was obviously proud of his work at General Electric and was very confident in his oversight/manufacturing skills.

He also claims that the local council of [[Ruckersville]] attempted to have him charged for the kidnapping of Chris when Bob took him to Richmond, in order for him to be enrolled in a public school, rather than into a special needs school or institutionalised in a mental asylum like Bob believes.

{{LeakedVideos}}

Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2025-03-19T01:21:54Z

Karamazov: /* Transcript */ removed {{transcript}}

'''Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins''' is a [[YouTube]] video that originated on [[ThePCAssassins]] account, and now exists only as an archive on Albert Clukey's account. The video is notable as it's title is a legendary misspelling of "ThePCAssassins". The video's upload date is listed as the 1st of July 2018, however the video was likely recorded around the same time as [[Bob's got Cancer]] and [[Bob Call 6]] which would place it in the year 2011 or possibly late 2010.

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===Transcript===
'''Craig:''' And to be quite frank with you I'm really amazed at all the stuff that, y'know that yo- you've invented and created to help automate the world and I'm just- I'm just so blown back by it.

'''Bob:''' You'll probably never find my name mixed up with any of it either.

'''Craig:''' And that's the sad part.

'''Bob:''' That's the beauty- that's the beauty of working the background for GE (''General Electric'')

'''Craig:''' Yep! Aw man.

'''Bob:''' I'll tell you another thing I always did.

'''Craig:''' What?

'''Bob:''' And I've always chalked it up as a form of pride. Really. And whenever I shipped one of my control valves, my work was going into the world, I always signed the inside of the control case.

'''Craig:''' Really?

[''There is some noise on the phoneline, unclear whether it is on Bob or Craig's end'']

'''Bob:''' I always signed my work, and I was proud of my work and I always signed it, and took responsibility for it.

'''Craig:''' That's good.

'''Bob:''' If you can't feel that way about your work it shouldn't be going out the door.

'''Craig:''' Exactly, and that it- it's amazing though because like you- you could just take apart those machines and see the guy who made it and that's you! And I- I like that how you personalised it and you take pride in your job.

'''Bob:''' Well it's just- at first you gotta learn the language then you gotta learn what they want to do, then you got to do what you got to do it. Then you put it together and you sell it to them. hahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! It's- it's so-

'''Bob:''' It's that simple.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! it's- it's- it's true and uh- once you get the language down I hope to become as better- as good as an engineer as you.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... What year are you in now? [''Referring to Craig's university studies as an engineer.'']

'''Craig:''' Uh- I'm done my first year.

'''Bob:''' You- You've done your first year huh?

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You got through all the chemistry and- and physics and junk right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah I'm almost bald now because of it.

'''Bob:''' Second year is a little better, we- you get to get in some of the calculus and stuff now I guess, right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah, and uh- then we started learning that stuff and then we started touching off base on to some other ideas and, such and such it's uh- I'm just glad my first year is over with cause that is like the hard- I dunno it was a pretty tough year.

'''Bob:''' Well colleges use the first two years to weed students out. That's where they flunk them out is the first two years, and the third year they started teaching them what they're going to- teach them for the degree. Like my son now he's high-functioning autistic, he was never supposed to be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' And he's uh- And he's got two degrees from the community college in computer uh- aided drafting or architecture and computer aided drafting for engineers.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he was never supposed to be able to read his- to write his name. I worked with him for some 28 years now.

'''Craig:''' Te- Tell me more about that please like, like how did you help- or how did you work with him?

'''Bob:''' Well we just, I just worked with him I spent, I spent his whole high school- around middle school and high school career in Richmond with him. So he could go to school in the public system in Richmond cause they wanted to put him in an institution where we live. And I had to kidnap my own son in order to get him- to keep him in a public school.

'''Craig:''' So- So they wanted to put him in an institution that's- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well that's the school system for you, but anyway I spent 20 years fighting the school system, I learned alot about the school system hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! That- That's terrible though like you pretty much had to kidnap your own kid to get him a public education. That's...

'''Bob:''' I did they tried to get me for kidnapping.

'''Craig:''' Geez!

'''Bob:''' And he was my own son! Anyway I- I'll tell you a little secret that he, he came up with himself which I think is very significant. And if you have any relatives or any friends or anybody that you know of and you- most people do know people, that are either autistic, you know the autistic children, or the ones that are born slow learners, and th- the uh- ADT types. You- you know this category of kids that they have troubles with in schools. If you know anybody that's got kids like that, now Christian taught himself to read by simply turning on the close captions on his TV. And I think that was one of the big crossovers that got him to where he was able to communicate with the world.

'''Craig:''' That's pretty smart.

'''Bob:''' They didn't teach him how to read in the school, he taught himself by reading the close captions, while he was hearing it on the television screen. And if- I tell all these people that got these autistic children that can't do anything with em, "Turn on the close caption they'll read it, they'll learn from it."

'''Craig:''' That's amazing.

'''Bob:''' So I got- I got- I got a son that's uh- that's uh- proved it! He's proven the point.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' But you know these PhD and doctors and psychiatrists and all this, they think I'm full of crap.

'''Craig:''' Oh no Bob you- you're a genius and ob- obviously your son- obviously your son's a genius too though if he was able to learn to read like that, like... And that just proves to you- that proves to us- that proves to everybody how bad the public school system is now.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well he's been- he has an advantage I don't have, him being autistic like he is, or high-functioning autistic, he has a- he has a photographic memory.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Did you ever- did you ever play uh- the video game called "Mario's World"?

'''Craig:''' Yeah- Yeah I have when I was younger.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well before you got King Koopa up on the top you know.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And you got Yoshi- you got Yoshi down on the bottom, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' Well, I could get almost past Yoshi's Island.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' My son- my son because he could remember all steps and every bit of the programming in that thing and everything that was gonna happen, he was up there within 2 days and had knocked off King Koopa.

'''Craig:''' hahaha! Oh man that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' He- He'd go see these video games like they're going out of style, he uh- I mean he could remember what was coming up. And if you can remember then you've automatically got him defeated, you know where the bat's gonna come from in the cave right?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah totally.

'''Bob:''' You can shoot it down. And that's- so- that's what he's got autistic children they have these photographic memories

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah.

'''Bob:''' And most people, don't utilise that, that category

'''Craig:''' Yeah that- that's so true I- that's amazing though that like, you know, that your son is so gifted that way.

'''Bob:''' Well that's just the way they are, all of them seem to be that way that's one of the characteristics, that uh- the- the- the- the- their- their- their strengths are their technical abilities and their memory rather than their social skills and because they don't measure up socially all the psychiatrists and everything wanna put them in these institutions.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah that's horrible that's horrible but you know, your son must like- your son must be popular like, with the ladies by- with having such a good photographic memory and being so smart.

'''Bob:''' Well he's got uh- he's got uh- he has invented this cartoon character called [[Sonichu]].

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's the inventor of that and he- he uh- invented that and drew his own lines back in 2000. He was drawing all his own cartoons and he's got clubs all over the world. Sonichu clubs.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing does he- is he- like- like- like- has he made it into like a video game or is he still doing the comic books?

'''Bob:''' They're in comic book form.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he's got whole volumes of that stuff he been sharing with the public now for ei- eight years.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice!

'''Bob:''' Or ten years I guess.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing like-

'''Bob:''' People are hating for it and people love him for it.

'''Craig:''' Oh you- you know what Bob like the haters are always gonna hate but I think that's amazing that your son is so intelligent to actually become like and entrepreneur in the arts that- that's- that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' But anyway... He's a nice kid, he's got social problems, he still doesn't know how to interact really, he's 28 years old now and he still do- doesn't really know how to interact. But then that's part of the uh- that's the only part of the autism that's left now.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, but the main thing is though that he's- he's creative he's smart he's got a photographic memory and he creates something that is amazing to him and to his whole family, to the whole world.

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's got all these degrees and yet he can't get a job, he can't even get a job at [[McDonald's]].

'''Craig:''' That's horrible.

'''Bob:''' That's the way the system works in this country.

'''Craig:''' I- that's-

'''Bob:''' It's an awful- it's a terribly awful country really.

'''Craig:''' You've- aw that's horrible why can't he get a job?

'''Bob:''' Nobody wants to hire autistic children. Or anybody that's got any kind of difficulties, learning difficulties or attention deficit disorders or anyone like that.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible it's-

'''Bob:''' They don't want anything to do with them.

'''Craig:''' So he's never had a job before?

'''Bob:''' He's never had a job.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow that's su- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' He can't- he won't even get hired at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's- that's terrible- that's terrible sir that's just horrible. But-

'''Bob:''' But he- as far as I'm concerned he's head and shoulders above everyone that works at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah ju- just from what-

'''Bob:''' hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' ha! just from what you've told me alone like- like all that stuff that he's accomplished you know he's- he should be like owning McDonald's you know.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... I don't know but that's just the way it works.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You can get a job- you see you can go out and get a job at McDonald's without any question, because you don't have any problems uh- socially, with interacting with the other people because you went through a normal childhood, I guess, and when you went to school you knew when to close your mouth and when to open it.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh- but the autistic children don't work that way. They don't know necessarily when to open and when to close their mouths hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha! But he must've gotten really good grades in high school and college though right?

'''Bob:''' He did alright.

'''Craig:''' Yeah? Was he on- was he like- I was never on the [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] in high school and I've never actually known anybody who was ever on the actual Honour Roll in high school so like, I was just wondering if he was on the Honour Roll. Or if he made it...

'''Bob:''' [[List of Chris's lies|NO]] but he was in special education most of the time.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay.

'''Bob:''' The last four years he was mainstreamed.

'''Craig:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' You know with- you know what I mean by mainstreamed, he just goes to class like the other kids.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Bob:''' But uh- he got a- he got a high school degree and the people in social services people where I now live... well they were the ones that wanted to put him away because they said he'd never be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' But you know what Bo- you know what Bob he proved them wrong and that's the main thing.

'''Bob:''' ...Yeah I think it's- I- I'm glad that I did it, it was worth it I got to spend a lot of money on it, my wife and I were separated for about ten years so she was in [[Ruckersville]] and I was in Richmond. And I was over there with him and she was over here trying to make some money, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' So uh- but- we're all back together and it was worth it we got him educated we know what he can do. [''Inadible'] these dumb places in- in the world that will- have to hire him won't know what he can do or not, they're just afraid to take a chance.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' They're just afraid of what they don't know.

'''Craig:''' Exactly and that's a shame. Cause, from what you- from what you've just told me-

'''Bob:''' The whole- the whole world, the whole world looks down on handicapped people. You- a handicapped person can hardly get a job.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it's true.

'''Bob:''' I think it's a- a crime.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it is it's a gross mis- it's a gross injustice in our society Bob.

'''Bob:''' It is. And uh- but that's just the way it is, cause he's a great cartoonist, he can- he can draw he can portray- he knows the internet like the back of his hand. And he writes, he writes all these volumes of stuff, and he just shares it with the world, he's got a, he won a patent thing in England just recently.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' So some guy over there was trying to say that he was infringing on something this guy did, and uh- the- the patent people in England, "your majesty's patent service" or something came to our defense and proved the guy wrong so he's got a now- he can do his Sonichu's all [''Inaudible''] trademarked and- and uh- copyrighted.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice.

'''Bob:''' So he's got full ownership of it.

'''Craig:''' It- does- has he set up a website where I can read the comics?

'''Bob:''' It's a combination of Sonichu and Pikachu, uh- Sonic and Pikachu.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And he invented this whole family of cartoon characters. There's Sonic, uh- Sonichu and uh- [[Rosechu]] and a whole bunch of them, and he- he does cartoons and he does have them on the internet but I- I think he's pulled them all down now.

'''Craig:''' Oh really? That's too bad.

'''Bob:''' He got tired of dealing with all these people trying to [[Clyde Cash|kill him]]. There's so many people that hate his guts in the world.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' You get all kinds of death threats and all kind of stuff.

'''Craig:''' Oh well like- have- have you taken it to the [[Jerkops|police]]?

'''Bob:''' Yeah they don't care. I get phone call's all the time. Where they [[''Inaudible''] using my phone, to kill these people[''?''].

'''Craig:''' That's terrible.

'''Bob:''' It is. There are always people out in the world trying to get you, particularly if you're successful.

'''Craig:''' Geez.

'''Bob:''' And he is successful, but he can't get a job, he cannot earn any money.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible like-

'''Bob:''' In- ain't that sad? hahaha!

'''Craig:''' That is very sad actually that's horrible

'''Bob:''' That's the world you're expecting to go into.

'''Craig:''' Yep that is true. And I'm hoping to make it a better place just like you did Bob.

'''Bob:''' Well you gotta learn how to brown-nose.

[''The call abruptly ends after 15 minutes. It is likely that this is only a partial segment of a longer video that was originally uploaded.'']

===Analysis===
Bob provides some very interesting insights into Chris' life, he reiterates his opinion that Chris cannot find a job because employers are cautious about hiring autistic and special needs employee's, and he repeats the same advice as given in [[Bob Call 6]] to "Turn on the close captioning if you have an autistic, or ADT or special needs child". Bob also confirms that Chris was never on the high school nor college [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] and only attended 4 years of high school, with the rest of his time being spent in special education.

Information about Bob's character can also be gleamed from this conversation. Early on Bob mentions that when he worked at [[General Electric]] and was presumably overseeing or in charge of producing control valves (Unclear whether this refers to a standard valve or precision components meant to act as a 'control' in a factory/laboratory setting) he would mark the case of the valve with his signature, Bob was obviously proud of his work at General Electric and was very confident in his oversight/manufacturing skills.

He also claims that the local council of [[Ruckersville]] attempted to have him charged for the kidnapping of Chris when Bob took him to Richmond, in order for him to be enrolled in a public school, rather than into a special needs school or institutionalised in a mental asylum like Bob believes.

{{LeakedVideos}}

Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2025-03-19T01:21:29Z

Karamazov: finished the transcript and added analysis feel free to change whatever

'''Bob Chandler's call with the P Capsaicins''' is a [[YouTube]] video that originated on [[ThePCAssassins]] account, and now exists only as an archive on Albert Clukey's account. The video is notable as it's title is a legendary misspelling of "ThePCAssassins". The video's upload date is listed as the 1st of July 2018, however the video was likely recorded around the same time as [[Bob's got Cancer]] and [[Bob Call 6]] which would place it in the year 2011 or possibly late 2010.

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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
'''Craig:''' And to be quite frank with you I'm really amazed at all the stuff that, y'know that yo- you've invented and created to help automate the world and I'm just- I'm just so blown back by it.

'''Bob:''' You'll probably never find my name mixed up with any of it either.

'''Craig:''' And that's the sad part.

'''Bob:''' That's the beauty- that's the beauty of working the background for GE (''General Electric'')

'''Craig:''' Yep! Aw man.

'''Bob:''' I'll tell you another thing I always did.

'''Craig:''' What?

'''Bob:''' And I've always chalked it up as a form of pride. Really. And whenever I shipped one of my control valves, my work was going into the world, I always signed the inside of the control case.

'''Craig:''' Really?

[''There is some noise on the phoneline, unclear whether it is on Bob or Craig's end'']

'''Bob:''' I always signed my work, and I was proud of my work and I always signed it, and took responsibility for it.

'''Craig:''' That's good.

'''Bob:''' If you can't feel that way about your work it shouldn't be going out the door.

'''Craig:''' Exactly, and that it- it's amazing though because like you- you could just take apart those machines and see the guy who made it and that's you! And I- I like that how you personalised it and you take pride in your job.

'''Bob:''' Well it's just- at first you gotta learn the language then you gotta learn what they want to do, then you got to do what you got to do it. Then you put it together and you sell it to them. hahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! It's- it's so-

'''Bob:''' It's that simple.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! it's- it's- it's true and uh- once you get the language down I hope to become as better- as good as an engineer as you.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... What year are you in now? [''Referring to Craig's university studies as an engineer.'']

'''Craig:''' Uh- I'm done my first year.

'''Bob:''' You- You've done your first year huh?

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You got through all the chemistry and- and physics and junk right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah I'm almost bald now because of it.

'''Bob:''' Second year is a little better, we- you get to get in some of the calculus and stuff now I guess, right?

'''Craig:''' Yeah, and uh- then we started learning that stuff and then we started touching off base on to some other ideas and, such and such it's uh- I'm just glad my first year is over with cause that is like the hard- I dunno it was a pretty tough year.

'''Bob:''' Well colleges use the first two years to weed students out. That's where they flunk them out is the first two years, and the third year they started teaching them what they're going to- teach them for the degree. Like my son now he's high-functioning autistic, he was never supposed to be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' And he's uh- And he's got two degrees from the community college in computer uh- aided drafting or architecture and computer aided drafting for engineers.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he was never supposed to be able to read his- to write his name. I worked with him for some 28 years now.

'''Craig:''' Te- Tell me more about that please like, like how did you help- or how did you work with him?

'''Bob:''' Well we just, I just worked with him I spent, I spent his whole high school- around middle school and high school career in Richmond with him. So he could go to school in the public system in Richmond cause they wanted to put him in an institution where we live. And I had to kidnap my own son in order to get him- to keep him in a public school.

'''Craig:''' So- So they wanted to put him in an institution that's- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well that's the school system for you, but anyway I spent 20 years fighting the school system, I learned alot about the school system hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahahaha! That- That's terrible though like you pretty much had to kidnap your own kid to get him a public education. That's...

'''Bob:''' I did they tried to get me for kidnapping.

'''Craig:''' Geez!

'''Bob:''' And he was my own son! Anyway I- I'll tell you a little secret that he, he came up with himself which I think is very significant. And if you have any relatives or any friends or anybody that you know of and you- most people do know people, that are either autistic, you know the autistic children, or the ones that are born slow learners, and th- the uh- ADT types. You- you know this category of kids that they have troubles with in schools. If you know anybody that's got kids like that, now Christian taught himself to read by simply turning on the close captions on his TV. And I think that was one of the big crossovers that got him to where he was able to communicate with the world.

'''Craig:''' That's pretty smart.

'''Bob:''' They didn't teach him how to read in the school, he taught himself by reading the close captions, while he was hearing it on the television screen. And if- I tell all these people that got these autistic children that can't do anything with em, "Turn on the close caption they'll read it, they'll learn from it."

'''Craig:''' That's amazing.

'''Bob:''' So I got- I got- I got a son that's uh- that's uh- proved it! He's proven the point.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' But you know these PhD and doctors and psychiatrists and all this, they think I'm full of crap.

'''Craig:''' Oh no Bob you- you're a genius and ob- obviously your son- obviously your son's a genius too though if he was able to learn to read like that, like... And that just proves to you- that proves to us- that proves to everybody how bad the public school system is now.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well he's been- he has an advantage I don't have, him being autistic like he is, or high-functioning autistic, he has a- he has a photographic memory.

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Did you ever- did you ever play uh- the video game called "Mario's World"?

'''Craig:''' Yeah- Yeah I have when I was younger.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well before you got King Koopa up on the top you know.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And you got Yoshi- you got Yoshi down on the bottom, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' Well, I could get almost past Yoshi's Island.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' My son- my son because he could remember all steps and every bit of the programming in that thing and everything that was gonna happen, he was up there within 2 days and had knocked off King Koopa.

'''Craig:''' hahaha! Oh man that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' He- He'd go see these video games like they're going out of style, he uh- I mean he could remember what was coming up. And if you can remember then you've automatically got him defeated, you know where the bat's gonna come from in the cave right?

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah totally.

'''Bob:''' You can shoot it down. And that's- so- that's what he's got autistic children they have these photographic memories

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah.

'''Bob:''' And most people, don't utilise that, that category

'''Craig:''' Yeah that- that's so true I- that's amazing though that like, you know, that your son is so gifted that way.

'''Bob:''' Well that's just the way they are, all of them seem to be that way that's one of the characteristics, that uh- the- the- the- the- their- their- their strengths are their technical abilities and their memory rather than their social skills and because they don't measure up socially all the psychiatrists and everything wanna put them in these institutions.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah that's horrible that's horrible but you know, your son must like- your son must be popular like, with the ladies by- with having such a good photographic memory and being so smart.

'''Bob:''' Well he's got uh- he's got uh- he has invented this cartoon character called [[Sonichu]].

'''Craig:''' Oh really?

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's the inventor of that and he- he uh- invented that and drew his own lines back in 2000. He was drawing all his own cartoons and he's got clubs all over the world. Sonichu clubs.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing does he- is he- like- like- like- has he made it into like a video game or is he still doing the comic books?

'''Bob:''' They're in comic book form.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow.

'''Bob:''' And he's got whole volumes of that stuff he been sharing with the public now for ei- eight years.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice!

'''Bob:''' Or ten years I guess.

'''Craig:''' That's amazing like-

'''Bob:''' People are hating for it and people love him for it.

'''Craig:''' Oh you- you know what Bob like the haters are always gonna hate but I think that's amazing that your son is so intelligent to actually become like and entrepreneur in the arts that- that's- that's amazing.

'''Bob:''' But anyway... He's a nice kid, he's got social problems, he still doesn't know how to interact really, he's 28 years old now and he still do- doesn't really know how to interact. But then that's part of the uh- that's the only part of the autism that's left now.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, but the main thing is though that he's- he's creative he's smart he's got a photographic memory and he creates something that is amazing to him and to his whole family, to the whole world.

'''Bob:''' Yeah he's got all these degrees and yet he can't get a job, he can't even get a job at [[McDonald's]].

'''Craig:''' That's horrible.

'''Bob:''' That's the way the system works in this country.

'''Craig:''' I- that's-

'''Bob:''' It's an awful- it's a terribly awful country really.

'''Craig:''' You've- aw that's horrible why can't he get a job?

'''Bob:''' Nobody wants to hire autistic children. Or anybody that's got any kind of difficulties, learning difficulties or attention deficit disorders or anyone like that.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible it's-

'''Bob:''' They don't want anything to do with them.

'''Craig:''' So he's never had a job before?

'''Bob:''' He's never had a job.

'''Craig:''' Oh wow that's su- that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' He can't- he won't even get hired at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's- that's terrible- that's terrible sir that's just horrible. But-

'''Bob:''' But he- as far as I'm concerned he's head and shoulders above everyone that works at McDonald's.

'''Craig:''' Oh yeah ju- just from what-

'''Bob:''' hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' ha! just from what you've told me alone like- like all that stuff that he's accomplished you know he's- he should be like owning McDonald's you know.

'''Bob:''' Yeah well... I don't know but that's just the way it works.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' You can get a job- you see you can go out and get a job at McDonald's without any question, because you don't have any problems uh- socially, with interacting with the other people because you went through a normal childhood, I guess, and when you went to school you knew when to close your mouth and when to open it.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' And uh- but the autistic children don't work that way. They don't know necessarily when to open and when to close their mouths hahahaha!

'''Craig:''' hahaha! But he must've gotten really good grades in high school and college though right?

'''Bob:''' He did alright.

'''Craig:''' Yeah? Was he on- was he like- I was never on the [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] in high school and I've never actually known anybody who was ever on the actual Honour Roll in high school so like, I was just wondering if he was on the Honour Roll. Or if he made it...

'''Bob:''' [[List of Chris's lies|NO]] but he was in special education most of the time.

'''Craig:''' Oh okay.

'''Bob:''' The last four years he was mainstreamed.

'''Craig:''' Oh.

'''Bob:''' You know with- you know what I mean by mainstreamed, he just goes to class like the other kids.

'''Craig:''' Yeah, yeah.

'''Bob:''' But uh- he got a- he got a high school degree and the people in social services people where I now live... well they were the ones that wanted to put him away because they said he'd never be able to write his name.

'''Craig:''' But you know what Bo- you know what Bob he proved them wrong and that's the main thing.

'''Bob:''' ...Yeah I think it's- I- I'm glad that I did it, it was worth it I got to spend a lot of money on it, my wife and I were separated for about ten years so she was in [[Ruckersville]] and I was in Richmond. And I was over there with him and she was over here trying to make some money, hahaha!

'''Craig:''' haha!

'''Bob:''' So uh- but- we're all back together and it was worth it we got him educated we know what he can do. [''Inadible'] these dumb places in- in the world that will- have to hire him won't know what he can do or not, they're just afraid to take a chance.

'''Craig:''' Yeah.

'''Bob:''' They're just afraid of what they don't know.

'''Craig:''' Exactly and that's a shame. Cause, from what you- from what you've just told me-

'''Bob:''' The whole- the whole world, the whole world looks down on handicapped people. You- a handicapped person can hardly get a job.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it's true.

'''Bob:''' I think it's a- a crime.

'''Craig:''' Yeah it is it's a gross mis- it's a gross injustice in our society Bob.

'''Bob:''' It is. And uh- but that's just the way it is, cause he's a great cartoonist, he can- he can draw he can portray- he knows the internet like the back of his hand. And he writes, he writes all these volumes of stuff, and he just shares it with the world, he's got a, he won a patent thing in England just recently.

'''Craig:''' Really?

'''Bob:''' So some guy over there was trying to say that he was infringing on something this guy did, and uh- the- the patent people in England, "your majesty's patent service" or something came to our defense and proved the guy wrong so he's got a now- he can do his Sonichu's all [''Inaudible''] trademarked and- and uh- copyrighted.

'''Craig:''' Oh nice.

'''Bob:''' So he's got full ownership of it.

'''Craig:''' It- does- has he set up a website where I can read the comics?

'''Bob:''' It's a combination of Sonichu and Pikachu, uh- Sonic and Pikachu.

'''Craig:''' Okay.

'''Bob:''' And he invented this whole family of cartoon characters. There's Sonic, uh- Sonichu and uh- [[Rosechu]] and a whole bunch of them, and he- he does cartoons and he does have them on the internet but I- I think he's pulled them all down now.

'''Craig:''' Oh really? That's too bad.

'''Bob:''' He got tired of dealing with all these people trying to [[Clyde Cash|kill him]]. There's so many people that hate his guts in the world.

'''Craig:''' Oh that's horrible.

'''Bob:''' You get all kinds of death threats and all kind of stuff.

'''Craig:''' Oh well like- have- have you taken it to the [[Jerkops|police]]?

'''Bob:''' Yeah they don't care. I get phone call's all the time. Where they [[''Inaudible''] using my phone, to kill these people[''?''].

'''Craig:''' That's terrible.

'''Bob:''' It is. There are always people out in the world trying to get you, particularly if you're successful.

'''Craig:''' Geez.

'''Bob:''' And he is successful, but he can't get a job, he cannot earn any money.

'''Craig:''' That's terrible like-

'''Bob:''' In- ain't that sad? hahaha!

'''Craig:''' That is very sad actually that's horrible

'''Bob:''' That's the world you're expecting to go into.

'''Craig:''' Yep that is true. And I'm hoping to make it a better place just like you did Bob.

'''Bob:''' Well you gotta learn how to brown-nose.

[''The call abruptly ends after 15 minutes. It is likely that this is only a partial segment of a longer video that was originally uploaded.'']

===Analysis===
Bob provides some very interesting insights into Chris' life, he reiterates his opinion that Chris cannot find a job because employers are cautious about hiring autistic and special needs employee's, and he repeats the same advice as given in [[Bob Call 6]] to "Turn on the close captioning if you have an autistic, or ADT or special needs child". Bob also confirms that Chris was never on the high school nor college [[Honor Roll|Honour Roll]] and only attended 4 years of high school, with the rest of his time being spent in special education.

Information about Bob's character can also be gleamed from this conversation. Early on Bob mentions that when he worked at [[General Electric]] and was presumably overseeing or in charge of producing control valves (Unclear whether this refers to a standard valve or precision components meant to act as a 'control' in a factory/laboratory setting) he would mark the case of the valve with his signature, Bob was obviously proud of his work at General Electric and was very confident in his oversight/manufacturing skills.

He also claims that the local council of [[Ruckersville]] attempted to have him charged for the kidnapping of Chris when Bob took him to Richmond, in order for him to be enrolled in a public school, rather than into a special needs school or institutionalised in a mental asylum like Bob believes.

{{LeakedVideos}}

Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2025-03-19T00:26:51Z

Karamazov: /* Transcript */ added roughly 1/2 the transcript, taking a quick 10 minute break and will finish it.

ThePCAssassins

2025-03-18T15:46:04Z

Karamazov: /* During it's peak */ new vid

'''ThePCAssasins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]] The channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During it's peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]] the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris' house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris' father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025 only two videos remain uploaded on the video, both with erroneous upload dates.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has apparently called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that trolls or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines". Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humouring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (Technically ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????) is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably he claims that Chris [[Chris and english|learnt to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his television set. He also claims that Chris is being discriminated against by employers for being autistic, and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "little low life in the gutter bitch".

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive (With an incorrectly spelt title) on the YouTube account of Albert Clukley. It's a 15 minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler, possibly an extended cut of the Bob Call 6, or a segment of one of the previous Bob Call's.

===[[Bob Chandler thinks his son is a genius]]===
Another video from Albert Clukely's YouTube account, this is a different recording from Bob Call 6 and may not even be part of the Bob Call series, as the caller has (or is mimicking) a southern accent. Again this was uploaded in 2018, however this date is impossible as Bob Chandler died in 2011.

==Individuals Associated==
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "Following in Bob's footsteps" (With regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "Amfermy" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins

2025-03-18T15:38:19Z

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ThePCAssassins

2025-03-18T15:34:23Z

Karamazov: /* During it's peak */ added p capsaicin shit

'''ThePCAssasins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]] The channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During it's peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]] the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris' house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris' father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025 only two videos remain uploaded on the video, both with erroneous upload dates.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has apparently called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that trolls or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines". Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humouring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (Technically ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????) is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably he claims that Chris [[Chris and english|learnt to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his television set. He also claims that Chris is being discriminated against by employers for being autistic, and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "little low life in the gutter bitch".

===[[Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins]]===
This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive (With an incorrectly spelt title) on the YouTube account of Albert Clukley. It's a 15 minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler, possibly an extended cut of the Bob Call 6, or a segment of one of the previous Bob Call's.

==Individuals Associated==
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "Following in Bob's footsteps" (With regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "Amfermy" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Megan Schroeder

2025-03-18T15:30:04Z

Karamazov: /* Origins */

{{Needs Updating|[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Captain texts Megan]]|[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]}}
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{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Megan Schroeder
| aliases = pearl3 CPU Red Heart
| image = meganwithcwc.png
| title = Megan Schroeder
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| day = 23
| month = 7
| year = 1986
| race = White
| gender = Female
| knownfor = {{•}} Being one of Chris's few friends outside of High School. {{•}} Being an unwilling candidate in Chris's Love Quest, despite telling Chris numerous times that she was not interested {{•}} Being the subject of [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|a horrid drawing]] of Chris fingering her. {{•}} Being a scapegoat by Chris and his family for why he's being trolled.
| saga = {{saga|megan|cn}}, {{saga|stackhouse|cn}}, {{saga|ed|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}
}}

'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest [[Chris and socialization|relationship]] with anybody he's ever had in his life. Megan was one [[The Wallflower|of]] [[DoopieDoOver|four]] [[Fiona|potential]] [[sweetheart|sweethearts]] that Chris met that wasn't a [[Troll]], [[Polyamorous marriage| fictional character]], or [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]].

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]], where she and her brother [[John]] were regulars. Megan and Chris became good friends, but Chris, being Chris, completely misread their bond as one that could blossom into a true and honest romance. Megan repeatedly tried to set boundaries that Chris either misunderstood or ignored, which led to increasing tensions between the two. This reached a boiling point during the early days of Chris's feud with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], in which [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Chris drew a pornographic image of himself and Megan]].

Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, and realizing that he drew porn of her, Megan cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb|his parents]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2018]]. Thanks to the [[Idea Guys]], he later came to believe that she was a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]], much like [[CPU Blue Heart|himself]], but Chris never got to speak with her again.

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|300px|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]
[[File:Cchanmegan.jpg|thumb|...and again]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be [[Chris and sexuality#Asexuality|asexual]]. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and asking Chris to purchase things from [[eBay]] for her.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both adults who passed their time playing [[card games]] mostly marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan wants a Tintin tape|Megan emails]]}}
Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris obsessed over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris continued to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Chris wants to date Megan at McDonald's|Megan emails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil [[Jerkop]]s trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

Megan spent the summer of [[2007]] in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]], where her brother was taking a summer course in Mechanics. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Sexual Tensions and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris, stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] and burning bridges with Megan for good<ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|...And the line has officially been crossed.]]

In November 2007, Chris discovered his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of [[Chris and sex#Incest|incestuous desires]] by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He later admitted that he created the image in part to suppress the occasional impulse to '''[[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just ''being'' in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [https://archive.vn/rB99e Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

{{clear}}

==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still couldn't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: [[JERKS|JERK]].]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

In a call between Bob and [[ThePCAssassins]] Bob tells the caller that Megan is a [[Bob Call 6|"little low life in the gutter bitch."]]

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris's moronic attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch"<ref>[[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind]]</ref>—a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts#Spring Breakers]]</ref>

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "[[Manajerk]]", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to [[Financhu Crisis|the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!]] The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris continued to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

In late 2020, Chris [[Spirit possession|(while "possessed" by Sonichu)]] revealed that he no longer believed Megan to be a troll, but that "[Chris] was to blame for all of the very stupid impulses and mistakes that ended that friendship."<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11#Chris's Closest Friend]]</ref> This seeming forgiveness may have been spurred on by his belief that Megan is a CPU goddess. It also shows [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex|Chris's self-serving memory]] in action, considering that she was justified to feel uncomfortable at his unwanted advances on her and understandably creeped out by ShecameforCWC.JPG.

==Years later==
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris}}

On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

Megan was asked about Chris on her Etsy page on July 1 2017. This was her response: <ref>https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aj5gd-lUeHJyhUknNI2IkmGQC1eq</ref>

{{quotebox|'''Hi'''

Thank you very much! Unfortunately with Chris he never learns from his mistakes, he refuses to accept any accountability. When I heard about the house fire, I thought maybe it was a blessing in disguise and he would start a new better life with a clean slate. But from whatI hear, no, he still begs for money and spends it all on legos...

Well thanks for the good wishes, I really appreciate that!}}

On 9 [[October 2017]], Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Complimenting Megan Schroeder]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Megan include:

*Megan having the memories of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Red Heart]], which she earned while in politics.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190528042422/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1015420612494397441</ref>

On 19 [[May 2018]], a full decade after Megan cut off all communications with him, Chris issued a public apology to Megan and her brother and expressed his desire to reopen old wounds by speaking with them:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997900592084238336</ref>

{{quotebox|I want to once again humbly apologize to Megan and John Schroeder. I know I did y'all wrong back in the day but time heals all wounds. It would be nice to hear from you with just a simple "hi" or "best of luck". After all of These Years I still need closure.}}

When asked why he would issue this apology publicly when she clearly does not want to be associated with him, Chris responded that he had no choice because she blocked him on Facebook.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997901813868257281</ref>

On 17 [[October 2018]] (during the timeframe when [[2018 Twitter account compromise|Chris's Twitter account was being compromised]]) Chris's Twitter account declared that if he and Barb received [[Financhu Crisis|enough donations]], he would drive over to Megan's house and take Barb and his "[[Polyamorous marriage|poly-loves]]" with him.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Donation drive to see Megan]]</ref> About nineteen minutes later, the Twitter account backtracked on the claim after learning from [[The Captain]]<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Megan's Guns]]</ref> that Megan possesses guns.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Megan's got dat stick]] / https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052621336751702019</ref> Due to the account compromise, it is unclear whether the messages had been sent by Chris.

In [[the Sons of the Miscreants chats]], [[MKRNightVee]] claimed that Chris wanted her to befriend Megan in order to help him resume communication with Megan. MKR declined to get involved out of concern for Megan.

On 4 [[April 2019]], a trailer for the documentary ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' was released, which featured brief footage of and narration by a brunette woman, shot from behind, speculated and later confirmed to be Megan herself. [[Geno Samuel]] claimed that Megan actually wanted to physically reunite with Chris, thinking it would be fun; the film's director, Joseph Draft, vetoed this, feeling it would be "too corny and forced".<ref>[[:File:Geno on Draft docu.png]]</ref> [[Naught]] claimed both that Megan later requested that her footage be cut entirely from the film, and that Draft destroyed the hard drive containing the film's only known completed copy.<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Naught)#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref>

On 20 [[September 2020]], in the [[Watchmen]] discord server, [[The Place]], Chris, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu]], [[The Place chats - Megan Obsession|described having an emotional breakdown]] over his perceived issues with Megan.
{{quotebox|Mama off and on would also see Megan in her dreams; simply being there. An awkward moment, and Mama’s impulse was to back away and leave her be.

Now, I can move back to last night.

While trying to fall asleep after hitting the hay at about 1:30 am, for Hours, Chris-Core kept on thinking about it and searching further into these emotions and all. This body cried a LOT, and yes, I’ve had to blow its nose.}}
Additionally, Chris further describes his past with Megan, reiterating his desire for a face to face, "heart to heart" chat with her. Near the end of the chat, Chris once again claims that Megan is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess Red Heart]] of a rare Nintendo console only released in Germany.<ref>[[The Place chats - Megan Obsession]]</ref>

On 5 [[November 2020]], in another [[The Place chats - Beneath the Bridge|chat]] in The Place, Chris described the coverage of Megan in the Chris Chan Youtube series ''[[Beneath the Bridge]]'' as a "real mixed bag", admitting that he had been cringing and crying throughout most of it.
{{quotebox|The multi-part vids about Megan were a real mixed bag; more than half of the time, it hit the nerves in the core of this body, some cringe, a bunch of crying, and so on.}}

On 7 [[January 2021]], Megan was asked if her association with Chris and the ensuing status of minor internet celebrity that came with it was ever thought about. She gave a [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] response, saying that she doesn't even think of it.<ref>[[:File:Megan question January 2021.png]]</ref>

On 25 [[March 2021]], in a yet another [[The Place chats - Psychic Detective|chat]] in The Place, Chris, whilst role-playing as a '''psychic detective''' brings up Megan. Having narrowed down the supposed victims to one of two, Chris claims that Megan will need extra defense. [[Kyle]] and [[MKR]] quickly discourage Chris from considering this further, saying that Megan has a gun, and knows how to defend herself.
{{quotebox|I’m not finalized which of the two, but the victim is either in California or Virginia.
And, Megan Schroeder, in Virginia, here, is one who will (also) need some extra defense on her part during this present time as well.}}

In the 17 [[October 2023]] video [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], Chris singled out Megan during a segment in which he complained about people blocking him, saying that she and others had their chance to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|actually be kind and compassionate towards him]].

==Interviews==
During January 2019, a YouTuber by the moniker BazzBe interviewed Megan over Facebook. BazzBe then put together a video narrating the chat.

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===Transcript===
{{quoteboxyellow|[''autistic sigh''] Oh man. Alright, so, like I said earlier in the video [this is part five of a series, he is apparently referring to an earlier part], I did get the chance to speak to Megan today. Um, hold on [fiddles with screen, which due to being 480px is almost completely unreadable on YouTube] ... uh huh, I was [hiding?] the messages.

So basically, I messaged her, uh, it was accidentally, but I messaged her on her business page because apparently she's in business now and, like, cool. So she asked me to talk to her on her normal page, so I did, I found her, and I asked her: so, I'm sure that you know what I want to talk about, things from past events.

She said: '''Oh yeah, you know, Chris.'''

And I told her, like, I'm very drawn to the story, I've been covering it on YouTube, and I figured it would be cool if I could contact to you so I could see how things, like, how you feel about it nowadays.

She goes: '''Well honestly, I don't follow his antics at all, I've seen a few recent things from someone that alerts me that he's doing things regarding me or whatever.'''

And I asked her, well, were you ever really friends, or did you just feel pity for him?

She said, '''No, I'd say despite his advances, it was a good friendship. He was a lot of fun to converse with. People think that I was using him for things.''' (Which I've heard a lot of people say she was just using him to buy things, but it's been like fifteen years, what would she gain from lying to us?) '''People think that I've been using him for things, but I'd always presented him gifts for his birthday or Christmas. Things from eBay I would either give cash or trade for mangas or DVDs or whatever.'''

I said, did you ever think you would reunite, how do you feel about ... sorry I'm tired ... how do you feel about being a part of all this and having a fanbase?

And she said, '''I didn't know I had fans too.'''

[''Vaguely thirsty grin''] You do! '''Personally I think it's best to stay away and not be involved with him again.''' I said, yeah, you do have a fanbase, and you're definitely the saddest part of the story in my opinion. I do generally believe that, now I know a lot about some of the upcoming stuff that's coming to the fore but I will say Megan was the part where it started going downhill. She was the beginning of the snowball effect, and I think that's when the rock bottom starts to come if you know what I mean, 'cause that was like, the last real friend he had before he fucked it all up.

Ah, ok, where was I at?

'''Comparing him now, I'd say he was definitely more normal during my time with him. That's saying something.'''

How many others have contacted you over this?

'''Oh, I couldn't keep count. It's always been through facebook and as well as Etsy, it's always been half and half condolences and trolls, weens trying to get a reaction or a reply out of me.'''

I told her I was just fascinated by the whole thing and I'm happy to have contacted you and have you take the time to take part in this. And she didn't mind, I was very awesome, I mean, damn that's cool. I was always, oh, I'm sorry, I was wanting to interview her on Discord so I could record our voices talking about it, but honestly I didn't think she would know how to use Discord, [''strange noise''], I'm not saying anything bad, she's a little bit older than me, also, it was like 9:30 in the morning so ... I told her I was sorry to bother her and I understand this might be affecting your life in a negative way because I understand about the artwork and stuff. And she said well, not necessarily, I made a couple of really close friends because of it, I think there's a misconception out there that the whole thing traumatized me which isn't the case at all.

That's good. That's actually something I was curious about. And I asked her [''laughs''], does she still enjoy Sailor Moon and My Little Pony?

She said, '''I have a Sailor Moon collection but I don't actively collect it anymore. It's been both a hobby and an investment. A few dolls sell now on eBay for $500 each. That's for Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and MLP''' -- My Little Pony [''autistic smirk''] -- '''I sold those off a few years ago. I still play 3DS games and have a few Pikachu plush but I'm not into the whole anime fandom thing.'''

OK, fair enough. I asked her do you still remain in Virginia or did you escape?

She said she's still in Virginia and she's done some traveling around and overseas. So, then she told me that she was going to take her dogs or go feed her animals, and I said that was fine, but then I just went ahead and said hey, let's just postpone the rest of this and we'll just finish up tomorrow or, like, another day. Um ... yeah [''smirks again''] There's so much more I want to find out and I want to see, like, what all she's willing to discuss, but if you're interested in, like, I wouldn't say contacting, because I don't want anyone to really harass this woman, let her live her life.

If you are interested in buying one of her, uh, forest things ... I didn't actually really take the time to look at these, they're kind of cool ... [''weird smile, long pause''] ... but yeah, if you're interested in like, buying one of these, um, I'd say contact her, they look pretty interesting and you know some people have, like, a thing for cute animals, and I think I might just buy one, just to promote, so, thank you Megan, I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me about this stuff today. Hopefully we can continue this and go a little bit deeper into it, but, alright. Thank you guys for washing, I really appreciate it, drop me a like, subscribe, help me out, and I will see you guys for part six. I can't wait. Goodnight.}}

A lost interview was also conducted at some point during 2019, for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary, however, the director got cold feet and refused to release any of the documentary footage. A single line of Megan's from the interview is preserved from the documentary's trailer: "Now, he... he seems like a totally different person to me."

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are traced from [http://info.sonicretro.org/File:Advance2_sonic.png this artwork] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg|An OC based on the [[Pokémon]] Houndoom.
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg|An OC based on Absol.
Image:321-IceCune.jpg|An OC based on Suicune.
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
</gallery></center>

===Art of Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.

</gallery></center>

===Miscellaneous===
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Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
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==References==
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Megan Schroeder

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{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Megan Schroeder
| aliases = pearl3 CPU Red Heart
| image = meganwithcwc.png
| title = Megan Schroeder
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| day = 23
| month = 7
| year = 1986
| race = White
| gender = Female
| knownfor = {{•}} Being one of Chris's few friends outside of High School. {{•}} Being an unwilling candidate in Chris's Love Quest, despite telling Chris numerous times that she was not interested {{•}} Being the subject of [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|a horrid drawing]] of Chris fingering her. {{•}} Being a scapegoat by Chris and his family for why he's being trolled.
| saga = {{saga|megan|cn}}, {{saga|stackhouse|cn}}, {{saga|ed|cn}}, {{saga|gameplace|cn}}
}}

'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest [[Chris and socialization|relationship]] with anybody he's ever had in his life. Megan was one [[The Wallflower|of]] [[DoopieDoOver|four]] [[Fiona|potential]] [[sweetheart|sweethearts]] that Chris met that wasn't a [[Troll]], [[Polyamorous marriage| fictional character]], or [[Barbara Chandler|his own mother]].

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]], where she and her brother [[John]] were regulars. Megan and Chris became good friends, but Chris, being Chris, completely misread their bond as one that could blossom into a true and honest romance. Megan repeatedly tried to set boundaries that Chris either misunderstood or ignored, which led to increasing tensions between the two. This reached a boiling point during the early days of Chris's feud with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], in which [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Chris drew a pornographic image of himself and Megan]].

Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, and realizing that he drew porn of her, Megan cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb|his parents]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2018]]. Thanks to the [[Idea Guys]], he later came to believe that she was a [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]], much like [[CPU Blue Heart|himself]], but Chris never got to speak with her again.

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|300px|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]
[[File:Cchanmegan.jpg|thumb|...and again]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be [[Chris and sexuality#Asexuality|asexual]]. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and asking Chris to purchase things from [[eBay]] for her.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both adults who passed their time playing [[card games]] mostly marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan wants a Tintin tape|Megan emails]]}}
Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris obsessed over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris continued to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Chris wants to date Megan at McDonald's|Megan emails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil [[Jerkop]]s trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

Megan spent the summer of [[2007]] in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]], where her brother was taking a summer course in Mechanics. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Sexual Tensions and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris, stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] and burning bridges with Megan for good<ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|...And the line has officially been crossed.]]

In November 2007, Chris discovered his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of [[Chris and sex#Incest|incestuous desires]] by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He later admitted that he created the image in part to suppress the occasional impulse to '''[[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just ''being'' in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons [[Daniel Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [https://archive.vn/rB99e Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

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==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still couldn't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: [[JERKS|JERK]].]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

In a call between Bob and [[ThePcAssassins]] Bob tells the caller that Megan is a [[Bob Call 6|"little low life in the gutter bitch."]]

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris's moronic attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch"<ref>[[April 2013 Facebook posts#Leaving the Game Place behind]]</ref>—a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[July 2013 Facebook Posts#Spring Breakers]]</ref>

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "[[Manajerk]]", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to [[Financhu Crisis|the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!]] The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris continued to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

In late 2020, Chris [[Spirit possession|(while "possessed" by Sonichu)]] revealed that he no longer believed Megan to be a troll, but that "[Chris] was to blame for all of the very stupid impulses and mistakes that ended that friendship."<ref>[[Discord Q&A 11#Chris's Closest Friend]]</ref> This seeming forgiveness may have been spurred on by his belief that Megan is a CPU goddess. It also shows [[Chris and his ego#Persecution complex|Chris's self-serving memory]] in action, considering that she was justified to feel uncomfortable at his unwanted advances on her and understandably creeped out by ShecameforCWC.JPG.

==Years later==
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris}}

On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

Megan was asked about Chris on her Etsy page on July 1 2017. This was her response: <ref>https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aj5gd-lUeHJyhUknNI2IkmGQC1eq</ref>

{{quotebox|'''Hi'''

Thank you very much! Unfortunately with Chris he never learns from his mistakes, he refuses to accept any accountability. When I heard about the house fire, I thought maybe it was a blessing in disguise and he would start a new better life with a clean slate. But from whatI hear, no, he still begs for money and spends it all on legos...

Well thanks for the good wishes, I really appreciate that!}}

On 9 [[October 2017]], Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#Complimenting Megan Schroeder]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Megan include:

*Megan having the memories of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Red Heart]], which she earned while in politics.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20190528042422/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1015420612494397441</ref>

On 19 [[May 2018]], a full decade after Megan cut off all communications with him, Chris issued a public apology to Megan and her brother and expressed his desire to reopen old wounds by speaking with them:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997900592084238336</ref>

{{quotebox|I want to once again humbly apologize to Megan and John Schroeder. I know I did y'all wrong back in the day but time heals all wounds. It would be nice to hear from you with just a simple "hi" or "best of luck". After all of These Years I still need closure.}}

When asked why he would issue this apology publicly when she clearly does not want to be associated with him, Chris responded that he had no choice because she blocked him on Facebook.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997901813868257281</ref>

On 17 [[October 2018]] (during the timeframe when [[2018 Twitter account compromise|Chris's Twitter account was being compromised]]) Chris's Twitter account declared that if he and Barb received [[Financhu Crisis|enough donations]], he would drive over to Megan's house and take Barb and his "[[Polyamorous marriage|poly-loves]]" with him.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Donation drive to see Megan]]</ref> About nineteen minutes later, the Twitter account backtracked on the claim after learning from [[The Captain]]<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (The Captain)#Megan's Guns]]</ref> that Megan possesses guns.<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Megan's got dat stick]] / https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052621336751702019</ref> Due to the account compromise, it is unclear whether the messages had been sent by Chris.

In [[the Sons of the Miscreants chats]], [[MKRNightVee]] claimed that Chris wanted her to befriend Megan in order to help him resume communication with Megan. MKR declined to get involved out of concern for Megan.

On 4 [[April 2019]], a trailer for the documentary ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' was released, which featured brief footage of and narration by a brunette woman, shot from behind, speculated and later confirmed to be Megan herself. [[Geno Samuel]] claimed that Megan actually wanted to physically reunite with Chris, thinking it would be fun; the film's director, Joseph Draft, vetoed this, feeling it would be "too corny and forced".<ref>[[:File:Geno on Draft docu.png]]</ref> [[Naught]] claimed both that Megan later requested that her footage be cut entirely from the film, and that Draft destroyed the hard drive containing the film's only known completed copy.<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Naught)#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref>

On 20 [[September 2020]], in the [[Watchmen]] discord server, [[The Place]], Chris, while [[Spirit possession|role-playing]] as [[Sonichu]], [[The Place chats - Megan Obsession|described having an emotional breakdown]] over his perceived issues with Megan.
{{quotebox|Mama off and on would also see Megan in her dreams; simply being there. An awkward moment, and Mama’s impulse was to back away and leave her be.

Now, I can move back to last night.

While trying to fall asleep after hitting the hay at about 1:30 am, for Hours, Chris-Core kept on thinking about it and searching further into these emotions and all. This body cried a LOT, and yes, I’ve had to blow its nose.}}
Additionally, Chris further describes his past with Megan, reiterating his desire for a face to face, "heart to heart" chat with her. Near the end of the chat, Chris once again claims that Megan is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess Red Heart]] of a rare Nintendo console only released in Germany.<ref>[[The Place chats - Megan Obsession]]</ref>

On 5 [[November 2020]], in another [[The Place chats - Beneath the Bridge|chat]] in The Place, Chris described the coverage of Megan in the Chris Chan Youtube series ''[[Beneath the Bridge]]'' as a "real mixed bag", admitting that he had been cringing and crying throughout most of it.
{{quotebox|The multi-part vids about Megan were a real mixed bag; more than half of the time, it hit the nerves in the core of this body, some cringe, a bunch of crying, and so on.}}

On 7 [[January 2021]], Megan was asked if her association with Chris and the ensuing status of minor internet celebrity that came with it was ever thought about. She gave a [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] response, saying that she doesn't even think of it.<ref>[[:File:Megan question January 2021.png]]</ref>

On 25 [[March 2021]], in a yet another [[The Place chats - Psychic Detective|chat]] in The Place, Chris, whilst role-playing as a '''psychic detective''' brings up Megan. Having narrowed down the supposed victims to one of two, Chris claims that Megan will need extra defense. [[Kyle]] and [[MKR]] quickly discourage Chris from considering this further, saying that Megan has a gun, and knows how to defend herself.
{{quotebox|I’m not finalized which of the two, but the victim is either in California or Virginia.
And, Megan Schroeder, in Virginia, here, is one who will (also) need some extra defense on her part during this present time as well.}}

In the 17 [[October 2023]] video [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], Chris singled out Megan during a segment in which he complained about people blocking him, saying that she and others had their chance to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|actually be kind and compassionate towards him]].

==Interviews==
During January 2019, a YouTuber by the moniker BazzBe interviewed Megan over Facebook. BazzBe then put together a video narrating the chat.

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| name = BazzBe's Interview with Megan Schroeder
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|9FdLfSDD14o}}
| Stardate = January 2019
| Featuring =
| previous =
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===Transcript===
{{quoteboxyellow|[''autistic sigh''] Oh man. Alright, so, like I said earlier in the video [this is part five of a series, he is apparently referring to an earlier part], I did get the chance to speak to Megan today. Um, hold on [fiddles with screen, which due to being 480px is almost completely unreadable on YouTube] ... uh huh, I was [hiding?] the messages.

So basically, I messaged her, uh, it was accidentally, but I messaged her on her business page because apparently she's in business now and, like, cool. So she asked me to talk to her on her normal page, so I did, I found her, and I asked her: so, I'm sure that you know what I want to talk about, things from past events.

She said: '''Oh yeah, you know, Chris.'''

And I told her, like, I'm very drawn to the story, I've been covering it on YouTube, and I figured it would be cool if I could contact to you so I could see how things, like, how you feel about it nowadays.

She goes: '''Well honestly, I don't follow his antics at all, I've seen a few recent things from someone that alerts me that he's doing things regarding me or whatever.'''

And I asked her, well, were you ever really friends, or did you just feel pity for him?

She said, '''No, I'd say despite his advances, it was a good friendship. He was a lot of fun to converse with. People think that I was using him for things.''' (Which I've heard a lot of people say she was just using him to buy things, but it's been like fifteen years, what would she gain from lying to us?) '''People think that I've been using him for things, but I'd always presented him gifts for his birthday or Christmas. Things from eBay I would either give cash or trade for mangas or DVDs or whatever.'''

I said, did you ever think you would reunite, how do you feel about ... sorry I'm tired ... how do you feel about being a part of all this and having a fanbase?

And she said, '''I didn't know I had fans too.'''

[''Vaguely thirsty grin''] You do! '''Personally I think it's best to stay away and not be involved with him again.''' I said, yeah, you do have a fanbase, and you're definitely the saddest part of the story in my opinion. I do generally believe that, now I know a lot about some of the upcoming stuff that's coming to the fore but I will say Megan was the part where it started going downhill. She was the beginning of the snowball effect, and I think that's when the rock bottom starts to come if you know what I mean, 'cause that was like, the last real friend he had before he fucked it all up.

Ah, ok, where was I at?

'''Comparing him now, I'd say he was definitely more normal during my time with him. That's saying something.'''

How many others have contacted you over this?

'''Oh, I couldn't keep count. It's always been through facebook and as well as Etsy, it's always been half and half condolences and trolls, weens trying to get a reaction or a reply out of me.'''

I told her I was just fascinated by the whole thing and I'm happy to have contacted you and have you take the time to take part in this. And she didn't mind, I was very awesome, I mean, damn that's cool. I was always, oh, I'm sorry, I was wanting to interview her on Discord so I could record our voices talking about it, but honestly I didn't think she would know how to use Discord, [''strange noise''], I'm not saying anything bad, she's a little bit older than me, also, it was like 9:30 in the morning so ... I told her I was sorry to bother her and I understand this might be affecting your life in a negative way because I understand about the artwork and stuff. And she said well, not necessarily, I made a couple of really close friends because of it, I think there's a misconception out there that the whole thing traumatized me which isn't the case at all.

That's good. That's actually something I was curious about. And I asked her [''laughs''], does she still enjoy Sailor Moon and My Little Pony?

She said, '''I have a Sailor Moon collection but I don't actively collect it anymore. It's been both a hobby and an investment. A few dolls sell now on eBay for $500 each. That's for Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and MLP''' -- My Little Pony [''autistic smirk''] -- '''I sold those off a few years ago. I still play 3DS games and have a few Pikachu plush but I'm not into the whole anime fandom thing.'''

OK, fair enough. I asked her do you still remain in Virginia or did you escape?

She said she's still in Virginia and she's done some traveling around and overseas. So, then she told me that she was going to take her dogs or go feed her animals, and I said that was fine, but then I just went ahead and said hey, let's just postpone the rest of this and we'll just finish up tomorrow or, like, another day. Um ... yeah [''smirks again''] There's so much more I want to find out and I want to see, like, what all she's willing to discuss, but if you're interested in, like, I wouldn't say contacting, because I don't want anyone to really harass this woman, let her live her life.

If you are interested in buying one of her, uh, forest things ... I didn't actually really take the time to look at these, they're kind of cool ... [''weird smile, long pause''] ... but yeah, if you're interested in like, buying one of these, um, I'd say contact her, they look pretty interesting and you know some people have, like, a thing for cute animals, and I think I might just buy one, just to promote, so, thank you Megan, I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me about this stuff today. Hopefully we can continue this and go a little bit deeper into it, but, alright. Thank you guys for washing, I really appreciate it, drop me a like, subscribe, help me out, and I will see you guys for part six. I can't wait. Goodnight.}}

A lost interview was also conducted at some point during 2019, for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary, however, the director got cold feet and refused to release any of the documentary footage. A single line of Megan's from the interview is preserved from the documentary's trailer: "Now, he... he seems like a totally different person to me."

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are traced from [http://info.sonicretro.org/File:Advance2_sonic.png this artwork] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg|An OC based on the [[Pokémon]] Houndoom.
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg|An OC based on Absol.
Image:321-IceCune.jpg|An OC based on Suicune.
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
</gallery></center>

===Art of Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.

</gallery></center>

===Miscellaneous===
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Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
</gallery></center>

==References==
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{{People}}
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Bob's got Cancer

2025-03-18T15:11:05Z

Karamazov: changed wording

'''Bob's got Cancer''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by user [[ThePCAssassins]] on the [[September 2013|9th of September 2013]]. The video is perhaps the first public release that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was diagnosed with cancer.

Strangely the video's upload date is 2 years after Bob had actually [[Bob Chandler#Later life, poor health and death|passed away]], it appears that the video was uploaded or otherwise recorded on the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It can be noted as well that the two [[trolls]] calling Bob have spoken to him before, although he doesn't seem to remember it, probably because he had much bigger things to worry about at the time.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Bob's got Cancer
| ytid = y-GGSOyCm2k
| stardate = [[March 2011| 24 March 2011]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Bob]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}
===Transcript===

'''Craig:''' I bet you he'll all be like "HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY SHOW OF GREATNESS!!" [''It's unclear what the caller is talking about here but it is likely something to do with Chris and Sonichu'']

'''Anthony:''' He'd probably get fucking confrontational and have to have security escort him out... much like the Denny's debacle.

'''Craig:''' But I think it's time for us to call an old friend up [''inaudible'']

'''Anthony:''' Yep!

'''Anthony:''' Indeed...

'''Craig:''' The head of [[Pedofork|NAMBLA!]]

'''Bob:''' Hello?

'''Craig:''' Hello!?

'''Bob:''' Hello?

'''Craig:''' Bob!

'''Anthony:''' Bob!

'''Craig:''' You old bastard! How's it going?

'''Bob:''' Well I got cancer how are you doing?

'''Craig:''' Uh well we're healthy, we're young but...

'''Anthony:''' Holy shit! No way!

'''Craig:''' Oh my god, seriously? This is Craig and Anthony!

'''Bob:''' [''Bob attempts to say something but you cannot hear him over the other two callers, and he is cut off'']

'''Anthony:''' Are you going to be okay?

'''Craig:''' Bob are you going to be okay?

'''Bob:''' I don't know they're gonna operate in about a week and find out I guess.

'''Craig:''' Hey Bob do you remember Craig and Anthony?

'''Bob:''' No...

'''Craig:''' Th- The- I- I- I'm Craig and -uh... Anthony, we were talking I'm the -uh engineering student who -uh is becoming a civil -uh a civil engineer.

'''Bob:''' Well that's great.

'''Craig:''' Yeah! Like I'm following in your footsteps Bob

'''Anthony:''' [''Says something but it is inaudible over Bob and Craig'']

'''Bob:''' But I got- I got more problems tonight because I- I've had other problems with the [[Jerkops|police]].

'''Craig:''' What- What kinda problems?

'''Bob:''' People that are terrorizing us again through the police in Indiana somewhere

'''Craig:''' Are you serious!?

'''Bob:''' I'm serious.

'''Craig:''' Oh man I just-

'''Anthony:''' Wait...

'''Bob:''' ...and plus I got 400 pounds of magazines on my front door they delivered by UPS... That we didn't order [''Likely some sort of trolling attempt against Chris'']

'''Craig:''' Are you serious? Oh my God!

'''Bob:''' So I got other problems so I can't talk tonight I'm sorry.

'''Craig:''' Oh, -uh Bob!

'''Bob:''' See you later.

'''Craig:''' Man...

'''Anthony:''' Get well.

'''Craig:''' Get well Bob!

[''Phoneline goes dead, Bob has hung up the phone'']

'''Craig:''' [''Begins to laugh'']

'''Anthony:''' Hey, you should put- you should actually upload that to PCAssasin's he just- Check the [[Cwcki]] to see if it says Bob has cancer.

[''The recording stops here, there is a few seconds of dead air before the video ends.'']

==Analysis==
In the video it appears that neither of the trolls intended to insult, belittle or aggravate Chris or Bob. Instead it appears they have spoken before, with the caller "Craig" previously having told Bob that he was an engineering student, similar to Bob. Even though the callers may have not ''intended'' to insult or annoy Bob they didn't exactly handle the revelation of Bob's cancer diagnosis with grace.

It is also unclear what the second callers name is. The troll who leads the conversation is clearly named Craig but he refers to his friend as "Amfermy". Since it's unclear, "Anthony" seems to make the most sense, since Amfermy is not a name and it's likely just the callers pronunciation that makes it sound this way.

{{LeakedVideos}}

Bob Chandler

2025-03-18T15:10:02Z

Karamazov: /* Later life, poor health and death */ added link to bobs got cancer

{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.<ref name=LoudNoise>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].<ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg
|imagesize = 250
|aliases = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 4
|month = 9
|year = 1927
|deathday = 6
|deathmonth = 9
|deathyear = 2011
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White [[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|religion = Protestant (Methodist)
|label8 = Height
|ft = 5
|in = 7.5
|spouse = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)
|children = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|grandchildren = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|father = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)
|mother = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)
|education = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]]) [[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)
|occupation = Military communications Engineer Inventor
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}
}}

'''Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.

Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).

Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the "Classic Era" stem from his influence.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.<ref>[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObitarchive">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.

Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than "Mr. C" ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.

==Biography==
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.<ref name="About">[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]</ref> He was the only child of Robert "Bob" Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])</ref> – 27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])</ref>), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906<ref>https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])</ref> – 10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])</ref>), a Texan housewife.<ref>[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]</ref> Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref> He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref> and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]</ref>

[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]

[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]

Bob has said that he was, "...interested in the world," around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].<ref>[[Discord Q&A 4#Bob's record collection]]</ref>

Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref>

According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.<ref>[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]</ref>

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a "Bobby Chandler" in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,<ref>(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])</ref> was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%2520desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]</ref>

Figuring he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.<ref>(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.</ref><ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref name = "Meet">[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as "tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker".

Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en</ref> During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives.

He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} "...might not have arrived so soon,"<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a vehicle logging system.<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009</ref> Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls<ref>https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849</ref> that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]</ref>

Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]</ref> His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that "I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you".

Bob himself was proud of his, "...natural inclination for logic," although he was, "...inundated," by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.<ref name="Prank calls"/> That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.<ref name = "Retired Life">[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]</ref>

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit">https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref> and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref> David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]

Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at "Maddy's Pub" in Richmond<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]</ref> (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).<ref name=godbear>[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]</ref> Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hallway," though Barb has disputed this.<ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]</ref> This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, "...acting out as a couple of drunken losers."<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref> Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, "...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "...when that fuck Bob finally drops,"<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name = "Meet" />

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.

When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob arranged for [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in an attempt to help him socialize.

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]</ref>

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love," "support," "gratitude," and "willingness to help." Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|"a hell of a lot nicer"]] and "has done a lot better than" the troll calling him.<ref name="Prank">[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]</ref>

After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].

He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a "fag", even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.<ref>[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]</ref>

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref> He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.

Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.

===Other relationships===
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,<ref>[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]</ref> and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.<ref name=godbear></ref> He also had friends in Australia,<ref>BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7</ref> and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.<ref>[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]</ref>

From his father's second marriage, Bob had, "...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],"<ref>[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]</ref> but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.<ref>https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler</ref>

[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.

==Later life, poor health and death==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]

Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.<ref name = "Retired Life" /> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.<ref name="Retired Life" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.<ref>[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has "died" several times, and Chris says that Bob, "...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it." In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well". Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed [[Bob's got Cancer|in a phone call]] to have cancer of some description.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit"></ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011."<ref name="BobObit" />

It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the "Black Tape" by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]</ref>

Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the "Classic Era" voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.

{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}

Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris<ref name=LoudNoise></ref>}}

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
{{quoteboxgray|
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />}}

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.

On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].

While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.

{{clear}}

==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==
{{main|Robertchu}}

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris believed that Bob had been reincarnated into [[CWCville]] as a half-Sonichu named "[[Robertchu]]". He has maintained belief in this since, and sometimes substitutes the Robertchu name when speaking about Bob as a person.

{{clear}}

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, "...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am," shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
File:Bob&BarbMay2000.png|
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan tributes==
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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ThePCAssassins

2025-03-18T14:45:58Z

Karamazov: /* Individuals Associated */

'''ThePCAssasins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]] The channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During it's peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]] the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris' house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris' father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025 only two videos remain uploaded on the video, both with erroneous upload dates.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has apparently called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that trolls or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines". Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humouring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (Technically ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????) is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably he claims that Chris [[Chris and english|learnt to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his television set. He also claims that Chris is being discriminated against by employers for being autistic, and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "little low life in the gutter bitch".

==Individuals Associated==
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got Cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "Following in Bob's footsteps" (With regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "Amfermy" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

ThePCAssassins

2025-03-18T14:45:20Z

Karamazov: added details about the trolls/callers

'''ThePCAssasins''' is a [[YouTube]] account which previously had hosted many videos of [[trolls]] calling and speaking to [[Bob]]. As of [[March 2025]] The channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only two remaining.

==During it's peak==
During the [[Christian Weston Chandler#Classic Era|Classic Era]] the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling [[14 Branchland Court|Chris' house]] and speaking with [[Bob|Robert Chandler]], Chris' father.

[[File:Pcassasins.JPG|300px|thumb|Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.]]

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life.

As of 2025 only two videos remain uploaded on the video, both with erroneous upload dates.

===[[Bob's got Cancer]]===
Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the [[March 2011|24th of March 2011]]. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date.

In the video the two [[trolls]] contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has apparently called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that trolls or [[jerkops]] have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines". Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humouring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

===[[Bob Call 6]]===
Bob Call 6 (Technically ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????) is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably he claims that Chris [[Chris and english|learnt to read and write]] through reading the closed captioning on his television set. He also claims that Chris is being discriminated against by employers for being autistic, and calls [[Megan Schroeder]] a "little low life in the gutter bitch".

==Individuals Associated==
There are 3 individuals associated with ThePCAssassins, listed below.

===Craig===
Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in [[Bob's got cancer]] and is the one who called Bob in [[Bob Call 6]]. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "Following in Bob's footsteps" (With regards to his engineering degree).

===Anthony (Amfermy?)===
Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6. Craig introduces him as "Amfermy" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

===Rufus===
Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

ThePCAssassins

2025-03-18T14:34:10Z

Karamazov: added details to bob call 6

May 2011

2025-03-18T14:29:35Z

Karamazov: /* Events */ new event for 16th may

'''May''' was the fifth month of [[2011]], beginning just after a [[Tomgirl Pictures|series of photos]] of Chris in women's clothing was leaked. Publicly, Chris remained inactive, but corresponded regularly with [[Jackie]] and other trolls; he also joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum.

==Events==
[[File:Ponyboy.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[Applejack]] profile pic on his new internet forum.]]

* '''1 May''' - [[Jackie]] suggests to Chris that the leak of his private photos might have been due to the recent hack of [[PlayStation Network]].
* '''2 May''' - Chris accuses Jackie of leaking the photos.
* '''3 May''' - Jackie angrily denies Chris's claims. Chris tells her he needs to think about her statements.
* '''4 May''' - Chris's parents yell at him about dressing like a woman.
* '''5 May'''
** Chris apologizes to Jackie, and tells her about the friction with his parents.
** Chris writes a "press release" about his being trolled.
* '''6 May''' - Chris gives the press release to Jackie, hoping she can publish it.
* '''7 May''' - Chris and Jackie argue about money, the internet, and trust.
* '''8 May'''
** Chris tells Jackie he feels paranoid and confused, and that he wants to see her in person.
** Jackie tries to make Chris aware of his hypocrisy and dishonesty.
* '''10 May''' - Chris responds to Jackie but fails to address her concerns.
* '''11 May''' - Chris reiterates to Jackie that he wants to meet her soon.
* '''12 May''' - Chris reflects on his past mistakes with Jackie, internet fame, and real-life socialization.
* '''13 May''' - As an experiment, Jackie sends Chris a deeply sarcastic email, to see how much he picks up on.
* '''14 May'''
** Chris misses the sarcasm, but defends himself against Jackie's claims. He says he feels trapped by his family situation.
** After almost a month of being inactive, the [[PlayStation Network]] comes back online, and Chris immediately removes the "I am [[Tomgirl]]" quote from his profile.
* '''15 May''' - Chris shares with Jackie more information about his parents, his comics, and his feelings about Osama ben Laden.
* '''16 May'''
** Jackie pushes Chris to make more comics, find a job, and learn about his [[tugboat]].
** [[ThePCAssassins]] post a video containing a [[Bob Call 6|20 minute recording]] of Bob discussing what will happen to Chris after he and Barbara die.
* '''17 May''' - Chris tells Jackie that [[Barb]] threatened to kill him, and then cut his [[hair]]. He called her a bitch and tried to magically induce his hair to grow back.
* '''18 May''' - Jackie continues to aggressively confront Chris about his life choices.
* '''19 May''' - Chris ignores all of Jackie's points. He tells her he is wearing a wig for the time being. He also mentions that he has asked [[Rocky]] for help in moving out of his house and "into a place based on my [[Autism]]."
* '''21 May''' - Chris shares with Jackie some sketchy details about the plan for him to get autism-related housing and assistance. Jackie tells Chris to take control of his life.
* '''24 May''' - Jackie asks Chris how he's doing. He replies with a blank email.
* '''25 May''' - Jackie apologizes to Chris for constantly carping at him.
* '''26 May''' - Chris tells Jackie he's learned about a [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|forum]] that's relevant to his interests.
* '''28 May''' - Jackie sends Chris another sarcastic email criticizing him for his inaction. She says she's too busy to meet him in person.
* '''29 May'''
** Chris did not get Jackie's last email, and says he's doing well.
** Chris joins the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. It is revealed that Bob called him a "[[Homos|fag]]" and Barb said "I didn't raise a daughter," and Chris recounts a confrontation with a [[jerkop]].
* '''31 May''' - Chris tells Jackie he has new [[gal-pals]], but they're all waitresses and retail store employees. He shares some details about his half-brother [[Cole]].

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