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2014 house fire

2014-09-17T09:16:23Z

KarryLing: /* Nature of the blaze */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{Quote|FIRE! 2:00 AM. [[Jerkop|911]] arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; bathroom; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]], [[Clover and Snoopy|both dogs]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|me]], and [[Chandler Cats|Lucy]] and my [[Idea Book Case|iPhone]], shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.|Chris, January 10 2014}}

On January 10, 2014, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], Virginia was devastated by an early morning fire. Chris first mentioned it on [[Facebook]] and this was confirmed later that day when a local TV news broadcast gave a brief report on the incident.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==The Fire==

Shortly after the fire, leaked emails and Facebook posts from Chris helped set up his version of the timeline of events that fateful night. Naturally, what we heard from Chris and what was written in the official fire report obtained months later are quite different. Chris initially claimed that the fire started around 2:00AM, however the official report states the 911 call wasn't received until 2:44AM. This is in line with what local media reported as well.

===Chris' Timeline of Events===
*'''2:00 a.m. EST''': According to Chris, this was approximately when the fire began. However, a [[Charlottesville, VA|local news station]] reporting on the blaze stated the fire started around 3:00am. Chris claimed in a leaked email that the coffee brewer was outside the bathroom, and was plugged into an extension cord, which in turn was plugged into an electrical outlet in the bathroom. Chris [[List of Chris's lies|claimed that the brewer was off when the fire started]], although he admitted that [[Honor roll|it was still plugged in]].
*'''2:00-2:10''': Chris claimed that a fire extinguisher was present or was retrieved, and that there was an attempt to extinguish the fire, which ultimately failed. After the failed attempt to extinguish the fire, Chris evacuated the household, along with Barbara and the Chandler pets. Sometime during this period, [[Ruckersville Fire Department|emergency services]] were called.
*'''2:10''': Local fire fighters arrive at the scene.

===Actual Timeline of Events===
[[File:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's house on fire. This photo is believed to have been taken around 4:00AM, more than an hour after the fire started.]]
The official fire report states that Chris' 911 call was actually [[Chris and Reality|received at 2:44AM]] and that fire personnel were on scene about 15 minutes later. Almost immediately, the fire department asked for additional support to help fight the fire. The fire was put out by 6AM, and the scene was cleared by 7:00AM.

*'''2:45''': Dispatch tones four fire stations (Dyke, Ruckersville, Standardsville Fire, and "GCRSCS".) Dispatch relays "Fire in the downstairs bathroom."
*'''3:01''': Dispatcher relays that a lot of smoke is coming from the basement and flames are visible at the top of the steps.
*'''3:01''': Engine 11 requests Orange Company provide additional manpower.
*'''3:05''': Engine 21 is on scene and reports heavy smoke.
*'''3:06''': Engine 11 is on scene
*'''3:13''': BVille (Burtonville?) Fire has been called for support.
*'''3:37''': Command requests dispatch contact the power company.
*'''3:45''' '''The fire has been burning for at least an hour at this point'''
*'''3:47''': Station 2 is called for additional manpower.
*'''3:53''': Station 1 is called for additional manpower.
*'''4:05''': Heavy fire coming through roof.
*'''4:07''': Command requests Hollymead for additional manpower.
*'''4:45 ''' '''The fire has been burning for about two hours at this point'''
*'''4:47''': Madison County contacted for additional personnel.
*'''5:00''': Rescue 401 leaves scene to transport one patient (Probably the injured firefighter) to Martha Jefferson Hospital.
*'''5:22''': Chris first breaks the news about the house fire on Facebook. He commented twice on the post in quick succession, lamenting the loss of personal belongings and the memories of his home, as well as stating he was able to salvage his mother's medication and his wallet. At the time of the posting, he was boarding with a generous neighbor.
*'''5:45''' '''The fire started three hours before this point'''
*'''5-57-7:11''': All the remaining units on-scene are cleared to return to their stations.
*'''7:10''': Chris posted an angry comment on the Keurig Facebook page, producer of the coffee brewer, blaming faulty wiring in the product for creating the spark that created the fire. Chris then admitted to operating the coffee brewer within the bathroom after responding to a comment from his friend William Elliott Waterman, who vainly tried to calm Chris down and not seek vengeance so soon after the fire.
*Later: An email from Chris is released giving more information about the event. It is revealed that Chris and Barbara were allowed to enter the house and retrieve [[Lego|necessities]] for living from the house, and are currently receiving [[Rental House|accommodation]] from their insurer while investigation and "repairs" are conducted.

<center>{{collapsible
|Fire Report
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:FireReport001.jpg
File:FireReport002.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

==Nature of the blaze==
There is no official word as to the cause of the fire, but the person who leaked the above fire report documents claims that it was caused by a spark from an extension cord run through the bathroom door that had it's plastic coating worn away.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fire-report-docs.4849/#post-337450</ref> Chris admitted to using an extension cord in the bathroom to plug in a [[Wikipedia:Keurig|Keurig]] coffee maker. Why the Chandlers' had an extension cord running out of the bathroom to plug in a coffee maker is anyone's guess, but it probably has something to do with Barb's hoarding. It is worth noting that in [[Tour of Chris's House II|Chris' recent video tour of his home]], coffee cups are spotted around his bathroom sink, suggesting that the bathroom has become the primary source of water. Said video also shows the blatant fire hazard that is/was 14 Branchland Court; piles of paper and plastic inside a barely standing structure of dry wood.

Chris initially blamed the coffee brewer's faulty wiring for having "sparked my power socket" and starting the blaze.

==Victims and survivors==
Chris reports that he, his mother, his pet dogs [[Clover and Snoopy]] and Lucy the Cat escaped the blaze unharmed. It is unknown as of yet what has happened to the cats Scamper and Kitty; whether they were deceased prior to the blaze, or whether they were tragically lost in the fire. Many of the cats spend much of their time outdoors and could be presumed to have survived if they were alive at the time of the fire.

According to the news report, one of the firefighters suffered minor, unspecified injuries while putting out the fire. Considering how difficult it is for Chris to navigate his junk-ridden hallways it is likely that, in the rush to fight the fire, one firefighter may have tripped over the clutter or initiated an avalanche.

=== Firefighters ===
Unlike the [[Jerkop|local police departments of Greene County]], Chris has historically been ambivalent to firefighters. However, in the aftermath of the house fire at 14 Branchland Court, Chris and his mother both apparently blame the "greedy firefighters" for the absence of some of their personal possessions, (a cheap knock-off painting and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb's]] purse) effectively implicating them of theft. This information was revealed in an [[Misc_E-mails#Greedy_Firefighter|email]] leak after the incident. Insinuating that one of the brave and selfless firefighters who saved his home openly [[Chris and his Ego|stole from him]], especially when there were [[Chris and reality|no grounds whatsoever for his implications]], is a new low even for Chris. Once again, Chris shows complete ingratitude for anyone who tries to help him. Only time will tell if the Ruckersville Fire Department will again play a major part in Chris's pathetic life.

==Extent of destruction==
[[File:14305011100_debcde366f_b.jpg|thumb|Photo of the melted Lego Manchester High School, taken within the house on 11 Jan 2014.]]
From what Chris has written so far, it can be assumed that the Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to save his wallet, medication for his mother, as well as some clothes and shoes, as well as his iPhone. Since the fire, Chris has also been observed on Miiverse, suggesting that he also managed to save at least one of his [[3DS]]'s. He has also been seen on his PSN, showing that he either still has his [[PS3]], or that he promptly acquired another. The [[Lego]] [[Manchester High School|High School]] escaped only partially melted. Chris's Facebook posts suggests that everything else is "Considered physically lost."

A troll visited the house two days after the fire, and found that while the exterior structure of the house appears largely intact, there was apparently sufficient damage to the roof that it had to be covered over with plastic cladding. Some of the exterior wood paneling had also warped and twisted, presumably due to being near where the fire was burning at its strongest, though due to the house's exact layout being unknown it's hard to say where exactly this was. The house's windows had been boarded over (as is standard in house fires of this kind), making it impossible to get any exact details on the house's interior condition at this time.

Until more information is released, we can assume that anything else in 14 Branchland Court was destroyed by the flames, including all of the original [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] and Chris's other [[Chris and art|art]], [[the Wall of Originals]], the [[Megatron pistol]], the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]], the portal to [[CWCville]], the [[Attraction Sign]]s, the [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]], the [[Plush Breasts]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s records. In reply to a comment on his [[eBay]] auction of his autographed photos, Chris confirmed that the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" shirt]] was lost in the flames. However, at least one [[medallion]] survived.

If the damage to 14 Branchland Court is enough for it to be condemned, this could be a chance for the Chandler family to abandon the shackles of their hoarded possessions. Letting go of his [[Relics of Fail|items of comfort]] could enable Chris to start a new life, encouraging him to turn his back on the past. But knowing Chris' track record for making life-changing decisions, it is likely he will re-purchase most of his prized possessions and mope for the next year over the loss of his comics.

Items re-bought and replaced so far:
*Multiple Lego sets
*Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs (not lost in the fire: to replace the ones he gifted to Megan some seven years prior)

==See also==
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Facebook posts Chris posted about the house fire.
* [[Misc E-mails]] - E-mails exchanged between Chris and his classmates about the house fire.
* [[Rental House]] - The Chandlers' temporary household after the incident.

==References==
<references/>

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Chris's house]]

2014 house fire

2014-09-17T09:14:33Z

KarryLing: /* Nature of the blaze */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{Quote|FIRE! 2:00 AM. [[Jerkop|911]] arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; bathroom; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]], [[Clover and Snoopy|both dogs]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|me]], and [[Chandler Cats|Lucy]] and my [[Idea Book Case|iPhone]], shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.|Chris, January 10 2014}}

On January 10, 2014, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], Virginia was devastated by an early morning fire. Chris first mentioned it on [[Facebook]] and this was confirmed later that day when a local TV news broadcast gave a brief report on the incident.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==The Fire==

Shortly after the fire, leaked emails and Facebook posts from Chris helped set up his version of the timeline of events that fateful night. Naturally, what we heard from Chris and what was written in the official fire report obtained months later are quite different. Chris initially claimed that the fire started around 2:00AM, however the official report states the 911 call wasn't received until 2:44AM. This is in line with what local media reported as well.

===Chris' Timeline of Events===
*'''2:00 a.m. EST''': According to Chris, this was approximately when the fire began. However, a [[Charlottesville, VA|local news station]] reporting on the blaze stated the fire started around 3:00am. Chris claimed in a leaked email that the coffee brewer was outside the bathroom, and was plugged into an extension cord, which in turn was plugged into an electrical outlet in the bathroom. Chris [[List of Chris's lies|claimed that the brewer was off when the fire started]], although he admitted that [[Honor roll|it was still plugged in]].
*'''2:00-2:10''': Chris claimed that a fire extinguisher was present or was retrieved, and that there was an attempt to extinguish the fire, which ultimately failed. After the failed attempt to extinguish the fire, Chris evacuated the household, along with Barbara and the Chandler pets. Sometime during this period, [[Ruckersville Fire Department|emergency services]] were called.
*'''2:10''': Local fire fighters arrive at the scene.

===Actual Timeline of Events===
[[File:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's house on fire. This photo is believed to have been taken around 4:00AM, more than an hour after the fire started.]]
The official fire report states that Chris' 911 call was actually [[Chris and Reality|received at 2:44AM]] and that fire personnel were on scene about 15 minutes later. Almost immediately, the fire department asked for additional support to help fight the fire. The fire was put out by 6AM, and the scene was cleared by 7:00AM.

*'''2:45''': Dispatch tones four fire stations (Dyke, Ruckersville, Standardsville Fire, and "GCRSCS".) Dispatch relays "Fire in the downstairs bathroom."
*'''3:01''': Dispatcher relays that a lot of smoke is coming from the basement and flames are visible at the top of the steps.
*'''3:01''': Engine 11 requests Orange Company provide additional manpower.
*'''3:05''': Engine 21 is on scene and reports heavy smoke.
*'''3:06''': Engine 11 is on scene
*'''3:13''': BVille (Burtonville?) Fire has been called for support.
*'''3:37''': Command requests dispatch contact the power company.
*'''3:45''' '''The fire has been burning for at least an hour at this point'''
*'''3:47''': Station 2 is called for additional manpower.
*'''3:53''': Station 1 is called for additional manpower.
*'''4:05''': Heavy fire coming through roof.
*'''4:07''': Command requests Hollymead for additional manpower.
*'''4:45 ''' '''The fire has been burning for about two hours at this point'''
*'''4:47''': Madison County contacted for additional personnel.
*'''5:00''': Rescue 401 leaves scene to transport one patient (Probably the injured firefighter) to Martha Jefferson Hospital.
*'''5:22''': Chris first breaks the news about the house fire on Facebook. He commented twice on the post in quick succession, lamenting the loss of personal belongings and the memories of his home, as well as stating he was able to salvage his mother's medication and his wallet. At the time of the posting, he was boarding with a generous neighbor.
*'''5:45''' '''The fire started three hours before this point'''
*'''5-57-7:11''': All the remaining units on-scene are cleared to return to their stations.
*'''7:10''': Chris posted an angry comment on the Keurig Facebook page, producer of the coffee brewer, blaming faulty wiring in the product for creating the spark that created the fire. Chris then admitted to operating the coffee brewer within the bathroom after responding to a comment from his friend William Elliott Waterman, who vainly tried to calm Chris down and not seek vengeance so soon after the fire.
*Later: An email from Chris is released giving more information about the event. It is revealed that Chris and Barbara were allowed to enter the house and retrieve [[Lego|necessities]] for living from the house, and are currently receiving [[Rental House|accommodation]] from their insurer while investigation and "repairs" are conducted.

<center>{{collapsible
|Fire Report
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:FireReport001.jpg
File:FireReport002.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

==Nature of the blaze==
There is no official word as to the cause of the fire, but the person who leaked the above fire report documents claims that it was caused by a spark from an extension cord run through the bathroom door that had it's plastic coating worn away.<src>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fire-report-docs.4849/#post-337450</src> Chris admitted to using an extension cord in the bathroom to plug in a [[Wikipedia:Keurig|Keurig]] coffee maker. Why the Chandlers' had an extension cord running out of the bathroom to plug in a coffee maker is anyone's guess, but it probably has something to do with Barb's hoarding. It is worth noting that in [[Tour of Chris's House II|Chris' recent video tour of his home]], coffee cups are spotted around his bathroom sink, suggesting that the bathroom has become the primary source of water. Said video also shows the blatant fire hazard that is/was 14 Branchland Court; piles of paper and plastic inside a barely standing structure of dry wood.

Chris initially blamed the coffee brewer's faulty wiring for having "sparked my power socket" and starting the blaze.

==Victims and survivors==
Chris reports that he, his mother, his pet dogs [[Clover and Snoopy]] and Lucy the Cat escaped the blaze unharmed. It is unknown as of yet what has happened to the cats Scamper and Kitty; whether they were deceased prior to the blaze, or whether they were tragically lost in the fire. Many of the cats spend much of their time outdoors and could be presumed to have survived if they were alive at the time of the fire.

According to the news report, one of the firefighters suffered minor, unspecified injuries while putting out the fire. Considering how difficult it is for Chris to navigate his junk-ridden hallways it is likely that, in the rush to fight the fire, one firefighter may have tripped over the clutter or initiated an avalanche.

=== Firefighters ===
Unlike the [[Jerkop|local police departments of Greene County]], Chris has historically been ambivalent to firefighters. However, in the aftermath of the house fire at 14 Branchland Court, Chris and his mother both apparently blame the "greedy firefighters" for the absence of some of their personal possessions, (a cheap knock-off painting and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb's]] purse) effectively implicating them of theft. This information was revealed in an [[Misc_E-mails#Greedy_Firefighter|email]] leak after the incident. Insinuating that one of the brave and selfless firefighters who saved his home openly [[Chris and his Ego|stole from him]], especially when there were [[Chris and reality|no grounds whatsoever for his implications]], is a new low even for Chris. Once again, Chris shows complete ingratitude for anyone who tries to help him. Only time will tell if the Ruckersville Fire Department will again play a major part in Chris's pathetic life.

==Extent of destruction==
[[File:14305011100_debcde366f_b.jpg|thumb|Photo of the melted Lego Manchester High School, taken within the house on 11 Jan 2014.]]
From what Chris has written so far, it can be assumed that the Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to save his wallet, medication for his mother, as well as some clothes and shoes, as well as his iPhone. Since the fire, Chris has also been observed on Miiverse, suggesting that he also managed to save at least one of his [[3DS]]'s. He has also been seen on his PSN, showing that he either still has his [[PS3]], or that he promptly acquired another. The [[Lego]] [[Manchester High School|High School]] escaped only partially melted. Chris's Facebook posts suggests that everything else is "Considered physically lost."

A troll visited the house two days after the fire, and found that while the exterior structure of the house appears largely intact, there was apparently sufficient damage to the roof that it had to be covered over with plastic cladding. Some of the exterior wood paneling had also warped and twisted, presumably due to being near where the fire was burning at its strongest, though due to the house's exact layout being unknown it's hard to say where exactly this was. The house's windows had been boarded over (as is standard in house fires of this kind), making it impossible to get any exact details on the house's interior condition at this time.

Until more information is released, we can assume that anything else in 14 Branchland Court was destroyed by the flames, including all of the original [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] and Chris's other [[Chris and art|art]], [[the Wall of Originals]], the [[Megatron pistol]], the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]], the portal to [[CWCville]], the [[Attraction Sign]]s, the [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]], the [[Plush Breasts]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s records. In reply to a comment on his [[eBay]] auction of his autographed photos, Chris confirmed that the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" shirt]] was lost in the flames. However, at least one [[medallion]] survived.

If the damage to 14 Branchland Court is enough for it to be condemned, this could be a chance for the Chandler family to abandon the shackles of their hoarded possessions. Letting go of his [[Relics of Fail|items of comfort]] could enable Chris to start a new life, encouraging him to turn his back on the past. But knowing Chris' track record for making life-changing decisions, it is likely he will re-purchase most of his prized possessions and mope for the next year over the loss of his comics.

Items re-bought and replaced so far:
*Multiple Lego sets
*Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs (not lost in the fire: to replace the ones he gifted to Megan some seven years prior)

==See also==
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Facebook posts Chris posted about the house fire.
* [[Misc E-mails]] - E-mails exchanged between Chris and his classmates about the house fire.
* [[Rental House]] - The Chandlers' temporary household after the incident.

==References==
<references/>

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Chris's house]]

2014 house fire

2014-09-17T09:02:29Z

KarryLing: /* Order of Events */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{Quote|FIRE! 2:00 AM. [[Jerkop|911]] arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; bathroom; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]], [[Clover and Snoopy|both dogs]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|me]], and [[Chandler Cats|Lucy]] and my [[Idea Book Case|iPhone]], shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.|Chris, January 10 2014}}

On January 10, 2014, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], Virginia was devastated by an early morning fire. Chris first mentioned it on [[Facebook]] and this was confirmed later that day when a local TV news broadcast gave a brief report on the incident.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==The Fire==

Shortly after the fire, leaked emails and Facebook posts from Chris helped set up his version of the timeline of events that fateful night. Naturally, what we heard from Chris and what was written in the official fire report obtained months later are quite different. Chris initially claimed that the fire started around 2:00AM, however the official report states the 911 call wasn't received until 2:44AM. This is in line with what local media reported as well.

===Chris' Timeline of Events===
*'''2:00 a.m. EST''': According to Chris, this was approximately when the fire began. However, a [[Charlottesville, VA|local news station]] reporting on the blaze stated the fire started around 3:00am. Chris claimed in a leaked email that the coffee brewer was outside the bathroom, and was plugged into an extension cord, which in turn was plugged into an electrical outlet in the bathroom. Chris [[List of Chris's lies|claimed that the brewer was off when the fire started]], although he admitted that [[Honor roll|it was still plugged in]].
*'''2:00-2:10''': Chris claimed that a fire extinguisher was present or was retrieved, and that there was an attempt to extinguish the fire, which ultimately failed. After the failed attempt to extinguish the fire, Chris evacuated the household, along with Barbara and the Chandler pets. Sometime during this period, [[Ruckersville Fire Department|emergency services]] were called.
*'''2:10''': Local fire fighters arrive at the scene.

===Actual Timeline of Events===
[[File:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's house on fire. This photo is believed to have been taken around 4:00AM, more than an hour after the fire started.]]
The official fire report states that Chris' 911 call was actually [[Chris and Reality|received at 2:44AM]] and that fire personnel were on scene about 15 minutes later. Almost immediately, the fire department asked for additional support to help fight the fire. The fire was put out by 6AM, and the scene was cleared by 7:00AM.

*'''2:45''': Dispatch tones four fire stations (Dyke, Ruckersville, Standardsville Fire, and "GCRSCS".) Dispatch relays "Fire in the downstairs bathroom."
*'''3:01''': Dispatcher relays that a lot of smoke is coming from the basement and flames are visible at the top of the steps.
*'''3:01''': Engine 11 requests Orange Company provide additional manpower.
*'''3:05''': Engine 21 is on scene and reports heavy smoke.
*'''3:06''': Engine 11 is on scene
*'''3:13''': BVille (Burtonville?) Fire has been called for support.
*'''3:37''': Command requests dispatch contact the power company.
*'''3:45''' '''The fire has been burning for at least an hour at this point'''
*'''3:47''': Station 2 is called for additional manpower.
*'''3:53''': Station 1 is called for additional manpower.
*'''4:05''': Heavy fire coming through roof.
*'''4:07''': Command requests Hollymead for additional manpower.
*'''4:45 ''' '''The fire has been burning for about two hours at this point'''
*'''4:47''': Madison County contacted for additional personnel.
*'''5:00''': Rescue 401 leaves scene to transport one patient (Probably the injured firefighter) to Martha Jefferson Hospital.
*'''5:22''': Chris first breaks the news about the house fire on Facebook. He commented twice on the post in quick succession, lamenting the loss of personal belongings and the memories of his home, as well as stating he was able to salvage his mother's medication and his wallet. At the time of the posting, he was boarding with a generous neighbor.
*'''5:45''' '''The fire started three hours before this point'''
*'''5-57-7:11''': All the remaining units on-scene are cleared to return to their stations.
*'''7:10''': Chris posted an angry comment on the Keurig Facebook page, producer of the coffee brewer, blaming faulty wiring in the product for creating the spark that created the fire. Chris then admitted to operating the coffee brewer within the bathroom after responding to a comment from his friend William Elliott Waterman, who vainly tried to calm Chris down and not seek vengeance so soon after the fire.
*Later: An email from Chris is released giving more information about the event. It is revealed that Chris and Barbara were allowed to enter the house and retrieve [[Lego|necessities]] for living from the house, and are currently receiving [[Rental House|accommodation]] from their insurer while investigation and "repairs" are conducted.

<center>{{collapsible
|Fire Report
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:FireReport001.jpg
File:FireReport002.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

==Nature of the blaze==
The cause of the fire is still being investigated.

According to Chris, the fire started in the downstairs bathroom, and was of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|electrical]] nature; most likely due to faulty wiring or from the short-circuiting of some electrical device. Chris, soon after making the initial posts, left a comment on the Facebook page of [[Wikipedia:Keurig|Keurig]] Coffee and Brewers, blaming the coffee brewer's faulty wiring for having "sparked my power socket" and starting the blaze.

Why Chris was brewing coffee at 2 a.m. in the bathroom is not yet known, but it is likely due to his "[[biological clock]]" and the piles of junk cluttering his kitchen. It is worth noting that in [[Tour of Chris's House II|Chris' recent video tour of his home]], coffee cups are spotted around his bathroom sink, suggesting that the bathroom has become the primary source of water. Said video also shows the blatant fire hazard that is/was 14 Branchland Court; piles of paper and plastic inside a barely standing structure of dry wood.

==Victims and survivors==
Chris reports that he, his mother, his pet dogs [[Clover and Snoopy]] and Lucy the Cat escaped the blaze unharmed. It is unknown as of yet what has happened to the cats Scamper and Kitty; whether they were deceased prior to the blaze, or whether they were tragically lost in the fire. Many of the cats spend much of their time outdoors and could be presumed to have survived if they were alive at the time of the fire.

According to the news report, one of the firefighters suffered minor, unspecified injuries while putting out the fire. Considering how difficult it is for Chris to navigate his junk-ridden hallways it is likely that, in the rush to fight the fire, one firefighter may have tripped over the clutter or initiated an avalanche.

=== Firefighters ===
Unlike the [[Jerkop|local police departments of Greene County]], Chris has historically been ambivalent to firefighters. However, in the aftermath of the house fire at 14 Branchland Court, Chris and his mother both apparently blame the "greedy firefighters" for the absence of some of their personal possessions, (a cheap knock-off painting and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb's]] purse) effectively implicating them of theft. This information was revealed in an [[Misc_E-mails#Greedy_Firefighter|email]] leak after the incident. Insinuating that one of the brave and selfless firefighters who saved his home openly [[Chris and his Ego|stole from him]], especially when there were [[Chris and reality|no grounds whatsoever for his implications]], is a new low even for Chris. Once again, Chris shows complete ingratitude for anyone who tries to help him. Only time will tell if the Ruckersville Fire Department will again play a major part in Chris's pathetic life.

==Extent of destruction==
[[File:14305011100_debcde366f_b.jpg|thumb|Photo of the melted Lego Manchester High School, taken within the house on 11 Jan 2014.]]
From what Chris has written so far, it can be assumed that the Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to save his wallet, medication for his mother, as well as some clothes and shoes, as well as his iPhone. Since the fire, Chris has also been observed on Miiverse, suggesting that he also managed to save at least one of his [[3DS]]'s. He has also been seen on his PSN, showing that he either still has his [[PS3]], or that he promptly acquired another. The [[Lego]] [[Manchester High School|High School]] escaped only partially melted. Chris's Facebook posts suggests that everything else is "Considered physically lost."

A troll visited the house two days after the fire, and found that while the exterior structure of the house appears largely intact, there was apparently sufficient damage to the roof that it had to be covered over with plastic cladding. Some of the exterior wood paneling had also warped and twisted, presumably due to being near where the fire was burning at its strongest, though due to the house's exact layout being unknown it's hard to say where exactly this was. The house's windows had been boarded over (as is standard in house fires of this kind), making it impossible to get any exact details on the house's interior condition at this time.

Until more information is released, we can assume that anything else in 14 Branchland Court was destroyed by the flames, including all of the original [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] and Chris's other [[Chris and art|art]], [[the Wall of Originals]], the [[Megatron pistol]], the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]], the portal to [[CWCville]], the [[Attraction Sign]]s, the [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]], the [[Plush Breasts]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]'s records. In reply to a comment on his [[eBay]] auction of his autographed photos, Chris confirmed that the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" shirt]] was lost in the flames. However, at least one [[medallion]] survived.

If the damage to 14 Branchland Court is enough for it to be condemned, this could be a chance for the Chandler family to abandon the shackles of their hoarded possessions. Letting go of his [[Relics of Fail|items of comfort]] could enable Chris to start a new life, encouraging him to turn his back on the past. But knowing Chris' track record for making life-changing decisions, it is likely he will re-purchase most of his prized possessions and mope for the next year over the loss of his comics.

Items re-bought and replaced so far:
*Multiple Lego sets
*Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs (not lost in the fire: to replace the ones he gifted to Megan some seven years prior)

==See also==
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Facebook posts Chris posted about the house fire.
* [[Misc E-mails]] - E-mails exchanged between Chris and his classmates about the house fire.
* [[Rental House]] - The Chandlers' temporary household after the incident.

==References==
<references/>

{{Facebook}}

[[Category:Chris's house]]

File:FireReport002.jpg

2014-09-17T08:56:40Z

KarryLing:

File:FireReport001.jpg

2014-09-17T08:56:25Z

KarryLing: Fire report involving the destruction of 14 Branchland Court.

Fire report involving the destruction of 14 Branchland Court.

Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"

2011-08-22T08:33:56Z

KarryLing: So he has a new computer.

{{Recent}}

'''Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"''' is a video released by [[Chris]] on 20 [[August 2011]]. It is a bizarre ballad to wristwatches dedicated to Thorg. Chris shows off various wristwatches in his collection and flashes his [[PSP]], TV, and [[3DS]] with images of wristwatches on them. Despite being barely over a minute in length, Chris quickly gets [[Obesity|out of breath]] while singing. The [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] is briefly focused on.
Oddly, though his [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|previous video]] blackmailing Thorg was removed, [[Autism|he felt the need]] to tag the video with "blackmail". 11 wristwatches are featured in this video.

This video marks the debut of his "custom" 3DS, which has been fitted onto some sort of band on his wrist, acting like the PIP-Boy from the [[wikipedia:Fallout (video game)|Fallout]] franchise. As with any other device that Chris owns, the 3DS is covered in stickers, the only recognizable ones being Bumblebee from [[Transformers]] and the [[My Little Pony]] logo.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yuaYqiOEB6c}}
| stardate = 20 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Unknown
| previous = [[Kaka Makeup Basics]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris spends the entire duration of this video showing various devices with pictures of wristwatches on them, most notably a 3DS and a PSP attached to his wrists]''

[''brandishes an unopened Super Mario World-themed wristwatch'']

Here's a little somethin' dedicated to [[Thorg|Master Thorg]].

Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said wrist, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches!

Wrist, wrist, I said the wristwatches! Wristwatches! ''[pause]'' Wristwatches!

Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the WRISTWATCHES! Wristwatchesss!

[''zooms in onto a [[Sonic]] wristwatch pinned to the wall'']

Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wristwatches! Wristwatches!

Wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist, wrist, I said the wrist-uh, wrist, wrist, I said the wrist-uh, wrist, wristwatches! Wristwatches! Wristwatches!

Wriiiiistwatches! [''zooms in onto his 3DS and 3DS wrist charger'']

Wriist, wriist, I said the wriist, wriist, I said the wriist, wriist, I said the... [''pans over to a computer screen, the Windows 7 taskbar is clearly visible''] WISTRATCHES!

Ba-da, ba-da BOOM!

Wristwatches, for Master Thor-''[video ends]''

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Voicemail greeting

2011-05-13T22:56:34Z

KarryLing: /* = 13 May 2011 */

The '''Voicemail message''' of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is something that many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. Chris's messages have varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.

== Examples of Chris' Voicemail Message ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ1gev6x7o Listen here!]

=== 1 March 2011 ===
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

===19 April 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]

=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Leave message. Goodbye.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]

=== 13 May 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Voicemail greeting

2011-05-13T22:56:20Z

KarryLing:

The '''Voicemail message''' of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is something that many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. Chris's messages have varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.

== Examples of Chris' Voicemail Message ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ1gev6x7o Listen here!]

=== 1 March 2011 ===
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

===19 April 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]

=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Leave message. Goodbye.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]

=== 13 May 2011==
'''Chris:''' Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]

{{stub}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Megan Shrine

2010-11-09T05:23:00Z

KarryLing:

[[Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|thumb|250px|The Megan Shrine is on the right.]]

The '''Megan Shrine''' is a small shrine in [[Christian's room]], containing drawings and gifts from [[Megan Schroeder]]. The Shrine is an excellent example of [[Christian's]] nearly religious obsession for Megan.

Collectively, the contents of the shrine contrast in a strange way with Chris's otherwise intensive efforts to assert his masculinity and heterosexuality (at least as he understands both concepts). It's full of [[My Little Pony]] dolls, stuffed Hello Kitty toys, hyper-girly shoujo manga like ''Fushigi Yûgi'' and ''Tokyo Mew Mew'', DVDs of ''Wedding Peach'' and other similarly effeminate shoujo [[anime]], ''Sailor Moon'' merchandise, and at least one American live-action chick flick (''The Truth About Cats and Dogs'').

The artwork on display features at least five different characters traced from the same official [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] illustration (originality never being one of Megan's artistic strong suits, one thing she had in common with Chris). These include [[Megagi La Skunk]] and Canino Houndhowl, who would both later find their way into Chris's comics. Far in the upper left corner of the shrine hides the original version of [[Patti-Chan]], also drawn by Megan.

By [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009|September 19th, 2009]], Chris had removed parts of the shrine. Almost exactly a year later, Chris had removed much of the shrine altogether.
{{-}}
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0731-Megan Shrine1.JPG
Image:0732-Megan Shrine2.JPG
Image:0733-Megan Shrine3.JPG
Image:0734-Megan Shrine4.JPG
Image:0735-Megan Shrine5.JPG
Image:0736-Megan Shrine6.JPG
Image:100_2247.JPG
</gallery>
</center>

{{stub}}

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Megan Shrine

2010-11-09T05:22:00Z

KarryLing:

[[Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|thumb|250px|The Megan Shrine is on the right.]]

The '''Megan Shrine''' is a small shrine in [[Christian's room]], containing drawings and gifts from [[Megan Schroeder]]. The Shrine is an excellent example of [[Christian's]] nearly religious obsession for Megan.

Collectively, the contents of the shrine contrast in a strange way with Chris's otherwise intensive efforts to assert his masculinity and heterosexuality (at least as he understands both concepts). It's full of [[My Little Pony]] dolls, stuffed Hello Kitty toys, hyper-girly shoujo manga like ''Fushigi Yûgi'' and ''Tokyo Mew Mew'', DVDs of ''Wedding Peach'' and other similarly effeminate shoujo [[anime]], ''Sailor Moon'' merchandise, and at least one American live-action chick flick (''The Truth About Cats and Dogs'').

The artwork on display features at least five different characters traced from the same official [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] illustration (originality never being one of Megan's artistic strong suits, one thing she had in common with Chris). These include [[Megagi La Skunk]] and Canino Houndhowl, who would both later find their way into Chris's comics. Far in the upper left corner of the shrine hides the original version of [[Patti-Chan]], also drawn by Megan.

By [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009|September 19th, 2009]], Chris had removed parts of the shrine. [[File:100_2247.JPG|Almost exactly a year later]], Chris had removed much of the shrine altogether.
{{-}}
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0731-Megan Shrine1.JPG
Image:0732-Megan Shrine2.JPG
Image:0733-Megan Shrine3.JPG
Image:0734-Megan Shrine4.JPG
Image:0735-Megan Shrine5.JPG
Image:0736-Megan Shrine6.JPG
Image:100_2247.JPG
</gallery>
</center>

{{stub}}

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Talk:100 2265

2010-10-04T07:28:37Z

KarryLing: /* Tape */

{{Not A Forum}}
I made the page...I'm not even going to attempt to transcribe this BITCH because he only says rabble rabble the whole time...someone with a keen ear would be better at it than me. --[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 21:14, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, the only thing I can really understand is him saying onions, PICKLES, cheese towards the end.--[[User:Straw|Straw]] 21:32, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
::I believe he is supposed to be the Hamburgler and he may be using that old jingle from the 70s about McDonalds. Uh, shit. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:32, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:::K would be great if you could use the previous video articles as a template. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:40, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Chris tries to look and act like the Hamburglar, but he comes off as creepy as Voldo. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:00, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
:that's nice, please don't add useless comments like these see top kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
Fixed a few of the unknowns, but I'm stuck on if there should be a bracketed comment by the word "bun" he definitely meant to say "bun," but it sounds like "gin" or "chin" the same for "all beef patties" the slogan is "all" but it sounds more like "whole" and I cannot figure out what the "deep frying" one is --[[User:TastyKayKs|TastyKayKs]] 22:07, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

==Tape==
He's not wearing black tape, those are more like black strings of black paper or cloth, joined by tape, if it were black tape it wouldn't fall off his chest--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:23, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bondage_tape --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 23:58, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
** No, you can see he's taped it together. My money's on construction paper. --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 00:28, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Anti Troll Movement Video1

2010-09-27T07:36:27Z

KarryLing: /* Oh my- */

I'll take a break from transcribing some other BITCH to transcribe this. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 20:11, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
:Good work, now if you'll excuse me for just one second...
{{Not A Forum}}
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:39, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
== Oh my- ==

Somebody tell that 8-Bit guy from Flipnote Hatena that Chris didn't get the memo on the meaning of the song. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 20:25, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
:This song is older than that even: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAUTXrF5_jQ Note the username. Not sure if it's the original or not but it could partially explain Chris' fascination with the song. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:22, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
::[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIpIAX78gig Song sauce]]. Unfortunately not a Clyde Cash TRUE and ORIGINAL work. --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 00:36, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

==Frustrated==

Does anyone else have the urge to smash 9000 light tubes across Chris-Chan's face? [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 20:36, 26 September 2010 (PDT)
:Not really, but that ''was'' the gayest-sounding "Have a nice day" I ever heard since I took a walk down Castro Street. So! Besides the usual "Chris doesn't fucking get it" and "Chris can't sing for shit".. OOh! Cross-refrence to the Coca Cola Cease and Desist from the CWCipedia! Also, dandruff, but we could have made the assumption that he had it, and been correct, at any given time. We just haven't considered it yet. Also; he's had Modnation Racers idling on that TV for some number of videos now.... hopefully, even all the modern anti-screen burn technology can't cope with Chris' ability to fuck things up. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 23:59, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

Prank calls

2010-09-24T20:31:53Z

KarryLing: /* Transcript */ From /cwc/. Colored by me.

It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

==Prank Call Collection==
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.

<center>
{{#ev:youtube|3whf9k9z_Nk}}
</center>

===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
 '''Bob:''' Hello? I don't understand your conversation.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Would it be possible for me to get your name?
 '''Bob:''' You called me.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.
 '''Bob:''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone.[''Inaudible.''] You called me. What the hell is on your mind, man?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You called me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a guh-guh-gutter creep [''Inaudible''] - that's just what you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.
 '''Bob:''' Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of dollars.
 '''Bob:''' I ain't burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hell you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.
 '''Bob:''' That's good. I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Can you hear that stuff at the other end?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I still didn't understand you. [''Inaudible.''] - speak distinctly.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is sheriff's depar-Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I don't understand why you're callin' me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' What insurance department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.
 [''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Are- are you the sheriff's department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Good. Why did you call me?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you! Listen!
 [''call dropped; redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb'']
 '''Barbara:''' What's the phone number comin' in?
 '''Bob:''' Nothin'.
 '''Barbara:''' Well, hang up!
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who the hell is this?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening?
 '''Bob:''' [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Callin' you and cussin' you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call somebody and cuss them out?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' This is the sheriff's depar- Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Well, insurance department of what?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I've never called you before you god danged you...[interrupted] - pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!
 '''Bob:''' YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! Don't call me again! Get down in your damn low-life gutter, okay?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' [interrupting] Hey, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker.
 '''Bob:''' I don't play that. And don't call me again! You bastard!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Fuck you.
 '''Bob:''' Forget my number! Alright?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Whatta ya need done?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Duncan Construction.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' This is Frank Garrett.
 '''Bob:''' This is who?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' This is Frank Garrett.
 '''Bob:''' Well, Frank, what is on your mind?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hey, does your mama still got, uh, worms crawlin' out her pusshy?
 '''Bob:''' What is on your mind, sir?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Did they turn you out of your fuckin' cage again or what?
 '''Bob:''' Listen, you motherfucker! Get off of my telephone and quit bothering' it! Okay?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' [interrupting] No.
 '''Bob:''' Get down in your low-life gutter and stay there!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' No.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, why are you calling my number?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I didn't call you
 '''Bob:''' Well then... uh why are you speaking with me?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I have been called 15 times.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Why are you callin' me every 3 minutes for?!?!?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, i'm sitting here in my living room; watching TV.
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here buddy?
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't know who you are or where you are, but... and I don't really care! But you... I'll let you talk to my wife and you tell her why your cussin' at me!
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' OK
 '''Bob:''' ''[In the background, Bob and Barbara converse]''
 ''[troll holds in laugh]''
 '''Barbara:''' Hello?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Barbara:''' Who are you calling?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I didn't call you
 '''Barbara:''' Well, you're fucked up somehow; goodbye.
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I'll bust your head wide open if I could see you!
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''somber music plays in the background'']
 '''Bob:''' Why are you callin' on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' I didn't call you, I'm just trying to go to sleep.
 '''Bob:''' I wish you'd quit bothering my telephone, i'm trying to watch TV. I'm an 82 year old man, now cut it out!
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' My fuckin' life's not doing too well right now, dude.
 ''[call ends]''
 ''[music goes on for a while then fades out]''

==Failed Prank Call==
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.

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===Transcript===
'''Troll 1:''' [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll 1:''' JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
 '''Bob:''' What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
 '''Troll 2:''' Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
 '''Troll 2:''' Umm
 '''Bob:''' You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
 '''Troll 1:''' [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.

==Chris Calls Bob ==
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Don't say that.
 '''Bob:''' Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 [Call likely cut - redialed]
 '''Bob:''' I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being-
 [Redialed]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello!
 '''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Bob:''' Why do you bother to call this phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore.
 '''Bob:''' Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Bob:''' I'll start cussing at at you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 ''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
 '''Bob:''' Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 [''Bob hangs up'']

=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

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===Transcript===
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Who do you think you are?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who or what is...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God needs to move in your life ''severely''!
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Nine hundred Collins Road, bring yourself, buddy.
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man.
 '''Bob:''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.
 '''Bob:''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know who you are or who you think I am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.
 '''Bob:''' Who do think I am?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] No, you are!
 '''Bob:''' ...or whatever you are.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Fine.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a "goddamn screwy woman." Barbara tells him: "Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up."''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.
 [''Bob hangs up'']
 '''Harlem Barber:''' Barbershop
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Harlem Barber:''' [''Whistles'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.

==Bob Calls Himself==
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Bob:''' Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who do you think I am?!
 '''Bob:''' I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call the number; my phone rang.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Bob:''' Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Speaking over''] Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' -what's happened to me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Bob:''' Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy
 '''Bob:''' -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
 '''Bob:''' Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just [[Bob walks in|cut it down]], cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Barbara:''' Hello there.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Barbara:''' Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
 '''Barbara:''' We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
 '''Barbara:''' I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy.

== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:'''-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Is-
 '''Bob:''' -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?
 '''Bob:''' That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoons, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-
 '''Bob:''' I don't use the internet either but my son does.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh-
 '''Bob:''' These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son-your son is a
 '''Bob:''' -one of the ways they do it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son is a cartoonist?
 '''Bob:''' Yes he is.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.
 '''Bob:''' Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-
 '''Bob:''' Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what?
 '''Bob:''' Well it's Sonic and chu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh so-
 '''Bob:''' Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?
 '''Bob:''' Ever since before the year 2000-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh
 '''Bob:''' -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoo-
 '''Bob:''' They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoofing.
 '''Bob:''' I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, you-your
 '''Bob:''' Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There-there are
 '''Bob:''' I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.
 '''Bob:''' Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I am very sorry to hear that sir.
 '''Bob:''' Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?
 '''Bob:''' Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-
 '''Bob:''' [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -they are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' They are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.
 '''Bob:''' That's right they won't do a thing about it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Yeah-
 '''Bob:''' The caller ID won't block it or anything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you a Republican sir?
 '''Bob:''' I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That is-
 '''Bob:''' I didn't vote for Obama that's-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I did not vote for Obama either.
 '''Bob:''' Heh. What part of New York are you in?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-
 '''Bob:''' -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' General Electric?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah General Electric.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah well I retired from there so.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just want-
 '''Bob:''' I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.
 '''Bob:''' I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-
 '''Bob:''' Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think it's
 '''Bob:''' next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?
 '''Bob:''' Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.
 '''Bob:''' It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.
 '''Bob:''' That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh what was-
 '''Bob:''' -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh yeah uh that's-
 '''Bob:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.
 '''Bob:''' That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-
 '''Bob:''' Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.
 '''Bob:''' Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well that's just wrong.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Have you gotten the police involved yet?
 '''Bob:''' It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.
 '''Bob:''' We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Apparently-
 '''Bob:''' -federal government says we don't have any money.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-
 '''Bob:''' That's absolutely correct.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.
 '''Bob:''' We've learned to just ignore it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']
 '''Bob:''' I'll be alright.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Alright take care now.

== Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler ==
Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the internet, and actually thinks [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|his]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|son]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|is]] [[Twin Falling Towers|a]] [[Sonichu Special 4|better]] [[Sonichu 10|person]].

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=== Transcript ===

 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll:''' Oh, hello?
 '''Bob:''' Hello? Why you ringin' my number?
 '''Troll:''' Oh, oh, hey, um, I've been hearing that, uh...
 '''Bob:''' Why you ringin' my number?
 '''Troll''': Um, your son's kinda like getting you through some trouble on the, uh...online. He's giving out his- giving out your home phone number.
 '''Bob:''' My home phone number's been on the internet four years, and I don't care. Now why you callin' my number?
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, your...I think you heard about how your, uh, [[Tour of Chris's House|videos of your house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|were on the Internet]]?
 '''Bob:''' I've heard a lot of stuff, and most of it is a bunch of trash, okay?
 '''Troll:''' Well, um...
 '''Bob:''' Why you callin' my number?
 ''' Troll:''' W-w-w-w-w-wait a minute, wait. Um...
 '''Bob:''' I'm gettin' kinda sick and tired of you people botherin' my home phone number. This is my private phone number, now get rid of it.
 '''Troll:''' Wait, wait, I'm not trying to piss you off.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, you are, because you're comin' in on an unknown blocked number call.
 '''Troll:''' Your-
 '''Bob:''' If you were up and aboard and above board(?) and really doin' what you say you ki- think you're doin', then your number would come in along with your name.
 '''Troll:''' [''quietly''] Shit, whatever lumberjack.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, you can't argue with that, can you? Now quit callin' my damn number and leave it alone!
 '''Troll:''' Okay [[Chris_and_race#Parental_influence|KKK cracker.]]
 '''Bob:''' Okay, cracker.
 [''Troll snickers'']
 '''Bob:''' Get your act together. I'm 82 years old, and I've survived a long damn time. The way you're goin', you're not gonna make it very far.
 '''Troll:''' Can't raise your damn son right.
 '''Bob:''' I raised my son. [[Chris and psychology|My son is fine]]. [[Fail|My son has done a lot better than you have]], [[Chris and anger|he's a hell of a lot nicer than you are]], he doesn't go around callin' people all the damn time.
 '''Troll:''' Hey, I'm nice, but I'm just- I'm just trying to let you know, you're trying to, you're kinda being an ass on the other line.
 '''Bob:''' No, I'm not being an ass. I'm just gettin' tired of [[Chris and his ego|you people out there thinkin' you're God's gift to the world when you're not]].
 '''Troll:''' W-well, I'm- I'm not thinking, I'm not-
 '''Bob:''' Look at yourself in the mirror every morning, look at yourself...
 '''Troll:''' I do.
 '''Bob:''' ...and say "Now what do I do to deserve to judge other people?..."
 '''Troll:''' Well, I'm not-
 '''Bob:''' "...I'm so great that I can judge other people, and they're so damn far below me?" No, I think you should get off the phone and find yourself somethin' constructive to do as an entertainment.
 '''Troll:''' Well, I'm just-
 '''Bob:''' Thank you and good night.
 '''Troll:''' Okay, bitch.
 [''call ends'']

== Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder ==
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]]. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.

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==== Transcript (Mary) ====
'''Mary:''' Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [''talking over Mary''] You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Mary:''' What are you- Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' [''again talking over Mary''] You shut up!
 '''Mary:''' I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 '''Mary:''' Um, who?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Mary:''' Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 [''Mary hangs up'']

==== Transcript (Michael) ====
'''Madeleine:''' The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Madeleine:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Madeleine:''' This is Madeleine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-
 '''Madeleine:''' Can I help you with something?
 [''pause, faint whispering in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' We have miscommunication.
 [''unintelligible; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Michael:''' Christian.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch! [''talking over Michael'']
 '''Michael:''' You wanna talk to me, you need to ''talk'' to me.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Michael:''' Yeah, so?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Michael:''' I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Michael:''' The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends'']

== Bob calls Cole Smithey ==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, [[Cole Smithey]], but with little success...

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==== Transcript ====
'''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole-
 '''Cole:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.
 '''Cole:''' Who is this?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Cole:''' Hahahahahahaha.
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, Cole hangs up'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole at [''"*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming'']. Please leave your telephone number twice, along with your message. Thanks. [''beep'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, troll hangs up'']
 [''tape runs out'']

==Chris calls Golden Corral==
The same troll from the above call utilizes his soundboard once again to prank Charlottesville's local [[Golden Corral]]. Lulz ensue when he engages in a verbal conflict with the restaurant [[Manajerk|Manager]].

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====Transcript====
''[Intro music: "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith.]''

'''Waitress:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Waitress:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' How are you?
 '''Waitress:''' Fine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 [''at the same time''] What? / My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Waitress:''' I can't understand you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Waitress:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You want me to caress your breasts?
 '''Waitress:''' Aah, hold on.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''pause; a radio can be heard playing in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Waiter 1''' Good morning, this is [unintelligible] speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up. You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 2:''' Golden Corral, [unintelligible], how can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell. Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 3:''' Golden Corral of Charlottesville, how can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down. You can find me right now; I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 4:''' Good morning, thank you for calling Golden Corral Charlottesville. [Unintelligible], how can I help you today?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Waiter 4:''' Yeah, you should, [unintelligible], you need the address, man?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''at the same time''] [unintelligible] / 14 Branch-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No. 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm sorry, [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Waiter 4:''' In Ruckersville; that's your address. I don't need your address; do you need our address?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I-
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm not coming to your place.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Why would we come to your place, man?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Man, I think you need to stop calling this number, because I don't know what's up, but obviously you've got some crossed signals somewhere, and you're calling our restaurant, and we do not deliver, and I don't know who you are, so [unintelligible] you need to stop calling, thank you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 5:''' Good afternoon, thank you for calling Golden Corral of Charlottesville, this is [unintelligible] speaking, how can I help you [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 '''Waiter 5:''' Okay, look. Let me be really frank with you. Stop calling this damn number, bitch. Alright? [unintelligible] I suggest-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Waiter 5:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Manager:''' Hello!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.
 '''Manager:''' Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Manager:''' Why do you keep calling here?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Christian what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Okay, well, you need to stop calling us [unintelligible], okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Manager:''' Yeah; otherwise I'm going to have to call the police.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Manager:''' 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Go ahead, go ahead and take it to the police!
 '''Manager:''' I will, because we have no idea who you are!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Manager:''' Now, do you have a home number? I can have somebody from our [unintelligible] contact you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible] so you don't want us calling your damn phone, do ya?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Manager:''' Yep, that's what I'm writing down, man. And, uh, stop calling the damn phone, okay? 'Cause you're crazy.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I don't know.

==Phone Harassment==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob harasses several people over the phone. Lulz ensues.

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 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] How may I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm 82 year old man.
 [''Pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Frankie:''' Do you have a question for a [''Unintelligible''] this mornin'?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Frankie:''' Okay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter-
 '''Frankie:''' [''Interrupting, unintelligible'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' - And stay there.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't care what you are or who you are.
 [''Redial'']
 '''Frankie:''' Hi this is Frankie can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello? Hello?
 '''Frankie:''' Hello this is Frankie, can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth. Who are you?
 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] Thank you, bye.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker! You get your black ass down in the gutter.
 [''Redial'']
'''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] Can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I explain something to you? Can I do that?
 '''Frankie:''' No.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well let me explain something to you.
 [''Redial'']
 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''], How can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy, I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa, we're basically a neighbor of yours. Who is this?
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Calls Blockbuster'']
 '''Jarred:''' Blockbuster Video, Jarred speaking, how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you and what's goin' on?
 '''Jarred:''' Huh?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Jarred:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Jarred:''' I'm... not, may I ask who this is?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down. I'm Robert Chandler. Why are you callin' my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't placed a call today.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you fucking my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' Excuse me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy. Why are you fucking my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' Um.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay.
 '''Jarred:''' Yeah, I'm gonna to go ahead and hang up. Thank you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You the mayor of Big Daddy's pizza? Is that what you said?
 [''Ends call'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Jarred:''' Hello, Blockbuster Video, Jarred speaking.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Now listen you motherfucker. You get your black ass down in a gutter and stay there. Okay?
 '''Jarred:''' I'm, I'm not sure what you're on about, but I haven't placed a call today.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. I didn't call you, but I'm tryin' to explain how these people do it! Okay?
 [''Pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' May I explain something to you?
 '''Jarred:''' Go ahead.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours. You come over here and I show you what's the matter.
 '''Jarred:''' Sir I'm in [''Clipped''] Kentucky, I'm not anywhere near-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] Oklahoma! I've got a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Jarred:''' Right.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes. I've got a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also. So I'm a neighbor.
 '''Jarred:''' Okay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't called you sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Jarred:''' Very well.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hello there!
 '''Jarred:''' Hello.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and we didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...uh...thing that's going on.
 '''Jarred:''' Didn't having anything to do with what that's going on? You cut off for a second.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Sir or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are. Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't called, nor cursed at all.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Jarred:''' Oh, very well.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening.
 '''Jarred:''' I'm trying to understand, but I'm not quite getting it because there has not been a phone call placed from this phone today. This is a Blockbuster Video, and we don't call out.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I didn't call you but I'm tryin' to explain how these people do it. There is on the internet.
 '''Jarred:''' Yes.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' A bunch of trolls, and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID.
 '''Jarred:''' Righ- [''Unintelligible, being talked over'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. They have the program in their computer that allows them to dial numbers, anywhere in the country and put in as the caller I.D., any particular telephone number they want too.
 '''Jarred:''' Right.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now this the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they even gived it a name called spoofing.
 '''Jarred:''' Uh huh.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Now they persecute people. You called me. Why are you calling me? I'm 82 years old. I'm an 82 year old man. Okay, cool it down, I'm trying to be nice to you. Okay?
 '''Jarred:''' And I'm trying to be nice, but I'm, as I said, the, we, if some is indeed hacking our number, we did not actually place the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good. Okay?
 [''Ends call'']
 [''New call'']
 '''Dude:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Dude:''' Who, who you tryin' to reach?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Okay? Can I do that?
 '''Dude:''' No!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Spoofing. Can I do that?
 '''Dude:''' No.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that. I'm an 82 year old man. Cut it down.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''New call'']
 '''Sam:''' Sam (Anses?), how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Sam:''' Hello.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you callin' me? Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Sam:''' hello? Who's this? Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Sam:''' What?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. Listen, you motherfucker, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Okay?
 '''Sam:''' Huh.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well right now it's midnight, what in the world do you want?
 '''Sam:''' Uh, no one called your phone.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Sam:''' Sam (Anses?), how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm 82 years old, now I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. Hehe, you come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Sam:''' [''Unintelligible, away from the phone''] Called me twice, [''Unintelligible'']
 '''Other Guy:''' Hello!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello, I beg your pardon?
 Bob and the Other Guy at the same time: '''Hello?'''/'''Hello?'''
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' And I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. Hehe, you come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Other Guy:''' I'm sorry?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Other Guy:''' Who's calling your phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down. Can I do that? Can I explain something to you?
 '''Other Guy:''' You can do whatever you want, I don't know who the hell you are or what you're calling me for.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Let me explain something to you. There is on the internet, a, a bunch of trolls, that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they even-
 '''Other Guy:''' [Interrupting] Okay, and how does this relate to me? I'm at work here, can I help you with something?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Spoofing, S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G.
 [''Call end'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down.
 [''New call'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] This is Perry, how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Perry:''' Yes.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can you speak slowly, and one syllable at a time, so I can understand you?
 '''Perry:''' This is the Fairfield Inn at West Des Moines. Can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Perry:''' Yeah, sure.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Perry:''' Oh man up!
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] Crystal Inn, West Des Moines, this is Perry, how may I-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy.
 [''Talking over each other'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] if you have a crap with me, why don't you go ahead and call the police, have them get a hold of me, otherwise you stop bugging this facility-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting, talking over'']
 '''Perry:''' I'll have the phone tapped, and we'll find your dumb, old ass, and you know you told me you were going to kill yourself once, why don't you go ahead-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting, again''] You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Well, who do you think I am?
 [''Call end'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Bastard!
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] suites, West Des Moines, this is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hello there! [''Talking over Perry''] Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] suites in West Des Moines, this is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well, I'm tryin' to be nice to you, and explain what's happening.
 '''Perry:''' Have them call me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''], so, this is my last warning to you, do not-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Perry:''' -call here again.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cool it down, I'm tryin' to be nice to you.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hang up the phone and forget the number!
 [''Call end'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' Good day, Fair Field Suites at West Des Moines, my name is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you callin' my phone?
 '''Perry:''' Dude, you need to lay off whatever you're doing. Stop calling here, this is a business.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I explain something to you?
 '''Perry:''' What town do you live in?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Perry:''' Well then, you call the police there, you have them call me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting and talking over''] Hehe, you come here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Perry:''' I'm too busy to deal with this sir, lay off the alcohol. Goodbye.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hehe, you come here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Bastard!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello? Can I explain something to you? Can I do that?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You don't say?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I help explain something to you?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Listen you motherfucker, get in your low-life gutter and stay there.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You don't say?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you callin' my number?
 [''Video end'']

==Bob calls the US Department of Education==

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''[Intro music: "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins]''
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Larry:''' How are you doing today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And how are you doing today, Mr. Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And you called, sir... Did you say Robert Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' All right. Um, last four of your Social was ''[redacted]''.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' OK. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. How can I help you today, Rob? You called in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Larry:''' My name is Larry Griffin, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Larry:''' OK, we're calling you Rob, we're calling you on behalf of the United States Department of Education, sir. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. Um, we're calling about your student loans that are in default, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware that complaints had been filed against you, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't know? It's been in default since 1999.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Your student loans have been in default since 1999, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm an 82-year-old man.
 '''Larry:''' You said you're what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old. I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' And the last four of your Social was ''[redacted]'', correct?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' And do you have any children named Rob Chandler, as well?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't? OK. Well, the Department of Education filed a complaint against you. It's under your Social Security number, uh, in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I- I'm a Texan, now.
 '''Larry:''' You're gonna what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa.
 '''Larry:''' OK, this is for the University of Missouri in St. Louis. Did you go to, did you go to college?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Hmm. Well, they have your Social Security number...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Interrupting]'' I beg your pardon. I can't even understand what you're saying.
 '''Larry:''' I'm calling about your student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education, Rob. When you went to go to school, you had to fill out for some student loans. They're in default now, because you haven't paid 'em.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''You'' called ''me''.
 '''Larry:''' You said what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You're the one that made the call.
 '''Larry:''' Right, we're calling to see if we can help you get your student loans out of default, before they go with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' We're gonna call you, it's your Social Security number. You saying that's not gonna stop us from calling you. You owe a loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, you motherfucker...
 '''Larry:''' You owe the government, Rob. Cussing is not getting you anywhere, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not doing anything, sir. Cussing is not doing nothing.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit...
 '''Larry:''' I mean, come on, now. You owe a loan, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not a checkboook; it's not gonna pay your loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with a gutter rat.
 '''Larry:''' ''[Talking over Bob]'' Rob, what you need to understand is that we're gonna call you because you owe the government, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' So we're gonna continue to call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' You owe a debt.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I didn't call you, but I'm trying to explain how these...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Interrupting]'' Right. Right, we're calling ''you'', to try to help ''you'' out, so you can get your loans out of default. You being mean and cussing is not helping nobody out.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Larry:''' Rob, I'm not upset. I'm trying to help you out. You're the one upset cussin'.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down.
 '''Larry:''' Cut it down?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' Cut it out, come on, now. Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' Huh? You do?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' OK. So you're not workin' right now, Rob? You're not receiving any income?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' OK. So who, how have you been surviving then?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well, right now it's midnight. What in the world do you want?
 '''Larry:''' I wanna get your loans out of default, Rob! That's why we're calling you, because you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Then why did my phone ring?
 '''Larry:''' Didn't you just call in?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Did you just call in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't just call in here? I mean, I just answered the phone, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Larry:''' Rob, we're gonna call you because you owe the Department of Education. You owe the government money, Rob, that's why we're calling you. Because if you don't wanna pay...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm just not answering my telephone.
 '''Larry:''' ...we still have to call you, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I haven't called..
 '''Larry:''' Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I haven't called your house. I'm the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Larry:''' Right, right, right, so we're trying to help you out, Rob. Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't want... do you want them to go into garnishment against you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Larry:''' My crap? I mean, Rob... What are, what are you talking about?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get in your low-life gutter and stay there.
 '''Larry:''' Low-life gutter and stay there? Are you serious? This is...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Talking over Larry]'' Listen, boy.
 '''Larry:''' ...not how to get your loans out of default. I'm not a boy.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, listen, you motherfucker!
 '''Larry:''' I'm not that, either, OK? Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not? I need to know what to document your account as.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Larry:''' We're calling you for the... Rob, I'm gonna say this for the fifth time. We're calling you to let you know you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education. We need to make you aware of what's going on, Rob. OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are and who you think I am.
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware of this? I think you're Rob Chandler, last four of your Social ''[redacted]'', and that's why I did let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' Right, last four of your Social were ''[redacted]''...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old.
 '''Larry:''' ...''[unintelligible]'' against you in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years...
 '''Larry:''' So we're seeing if this could be handled voluntarily, before they keep the account and go forward with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old, but I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' You're 82 years old?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' Do you live at 1040 Clare Ridge Place?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' So I'm a neighbor.
 '''Larry:''' Huh?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I was born in Fort Worth and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And the last four of your Social is ''[redacted]''. You don't live on Clare Ridge Place?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Larry:''' I'll come over there and you'll show me what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Larry:''' OK, OK, Rob, look. What are we gonna do here? This back and forth with you cussin' on the phone is not helpin' nobody out. It's not makin' nobody a better man.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my number?
 '''Larry:''' So what is, what is, what is the purpose of this call, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Larry:''' Well, actually, you called in here. I answered the call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me, and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' Rob! I did not call your line, I answered the line.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' OK?
 '''Larry:''' ''[They are talking over each other until the final line.]'' You know what, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care..
 '''Larry:''' All right. You know what? I'ma just mark this as a refusal to pay, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ...but you're invading my privacy, and you're cussin' at me, and I don't...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Unintelligible]'' refusal to pay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 ''[Exit music]''

==Chris calls the Ku Klux Klan==

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====Transcript====
'''Receptionist:''' [cut off] -eadquarters.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening, sir, how are you?
 '''Receptionist:''' Good! What can we do for you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down: 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Receptionist:''' And what would I be writing that down for?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Receptionist:''' I'm not sure if I'm coming to your place! Why should I come there?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler. What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Receptionist:''' I think in about 30 seconds I'm gonna hang up if you don't explain to me what this is about.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic. I am internet-famous for being the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. What can I do to make up for that?
 '''Receptionist:''' Umm... you know, that and two cents will get you probably anywhere you want to go I guess, umm... I don't know why I should come to you. Uh, people come here. We have a national headquarters, we have a business here. And, uh, that's the way to go.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 '''Receptionist:''' Uh-huh. That's what I thought. Goodbye now!

==Chris calls PETA==

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'''Receptionist:''' Thank you for calling PETA.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening, sir, how are you?
 '''Receptionist:''' I'm a lady, but I'm good, how are you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm doin' good. Oh, things have been great for me, you know, I just finished the dating episode, it is fantastic!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Receptionist:''' Wha- you did what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Receptionist:''' Uh- I'm sorry, I really don't know what you're talking about, you're not making any sense.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, that's cool. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down:
 '''Receptionist:''' You what-?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Receptionist:''' ...What?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 '''Receptionist:''' You need to turn your radio down or whatever you're screaming into, it's not working very well. I don't under- is there something I can help you with?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. What is it, let me try to help you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm 27. I'm currently living with my mother and my father. I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Receptionist:''' That's alright. I'm 28. I live on my own. I'm not autistic. But that's okay too, I mean do you have questions about animals?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, what are they?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I've got a lot more experience than you could imagine.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. Experience for what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' So, uh, did you get the comic pages I sent you?
 '''Receptionist:''' I don't know, um, we might've. We're a really- we're kind of a big organization and I don't really work in that department. Um...
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Receptionist:''' Do what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Receptionist:''' This is a- this is the front desk.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Well, I'm speechless at the moment.
 '''Receptionist:''' So I would see, uh, I wouldn't see anything that you sent.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I am full of surprises!
 '''Receptionist:''' You- I know, you sound like it! That's exciting. I love surprises.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Yep. Um, well, do you have any questions about anything or is there someone I can direct you to? Um...
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' [''giggles''] Okay, um, well, what are they?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay! Um... that's- that's cool. Um... that's alright. Um, do you have any questions about what's going on with animals or, I mean, you're calling PETA so I'm trying to get you through to the right person. I have a question.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm happy to oblige with an ans- with an honest answer.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. Why are you calling from a number that I get a lot of prank calls from?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Receptionist:''' [''giggles'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I don't know!
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay, well, um, I am trying to help you out with answering some questions and if you don't have any I'm going to let you go, but when you do have some questions you could always call us back but we close, um, at, we close in about eight minutes.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being crazy.
 '''Receptionist:''' No, I don't feel like you're crazy, I feel like maybe you just don't have, um, your questions together yet, so if you want to, you can put them together and then give us a call back!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes, I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 '''Receptionist:''' It would be less frustrating for you. I can do this all day.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Yeah. Okay, um, well, I'm gonna let you go, but have a lovely evening and, um, if you have any questions just feel free to give us a call back tomorrow and maybe at a better time, okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay, well you have a really good night, and, um, hopefully we'll be able to answer some questions soon, okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, bye-bye.

==Chris Chan hates Frank Garrett==
A Troll using various prank victim soundboards calls Chris. Chris once again proves his low intelligence by [[fail|pretending to be his voicemail]].

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'''Chris:''' Hello I am un-un... I am unavailable to take your call right--
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hello you Stupid Mother Fucker You! [--talking over Chris]
 '''Chris:''' Please call back later, goodbye.
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Well I don't give a shit!
 '''Jackass Plumber (soundboard):''' You sick bitch!
 [''redialed'']
 '''Chris:''' Didn't ya hear me? I said quit calling and call back another time!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Who gives a shit?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Chris [Answering Machine]:''' Hello you have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler--
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Oh Fugg Kyew Fat Boy! [--talking over Chris]
 '''Chris [Answering Machine]:''' I'm sorry I can't answer right now but please-- (stops abruptly)
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Nobody's calling your number.
 [''Video end'']

==ThePCassassins - Call Bobby Chandler==
The PCassassins uploaded a video on September 21st 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and that he is in fact a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

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(dial tone)
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll 1:''' Hello…
 '''Bob:''' Hello!
 '''Troll 1:''' Mr. Chandler-
 '''Bob:''' Who is this?
 '''Troll 1:''' This is Anthony Sanchez.
 '''Bob:''' Who is Anthony Sanchez?
 '''Troll 1:''' No, answer me Sanchez ! I’d like to, ah, ask you a few questions, if, ah, um, you wouldn’t mind.
 '''Bob:''' Well, I don’t know if I’ll give you any answers.
 '''Troll 1:''' Well, do the best you can, I guess. Number 1, um, have you ever heard of a website called bangbust.com?
 '''Bob:''' No, I’m not on the internet.
 '''Troll 1:''' Okay, um, 2: What scares you more, a black man living in your neighborhood, or a gay man living in your neighborhood?
 '''Bob:''' I don’t think that’s any of your business.
 '''Troll 1:''' Well, um, I um, am doing this for… research and statistics. And I, um…
 '''Bob:''' (interrupts) It’s still none of your business.
 '''Troll 1:''' What if I had a hooker give you a blowjob?
 '''Bob:''' It’s none of your business. (pause) Just quit bothering my telephone and get the hell…
 '''Troll 2:''' (interrupts) Tell your son to stop drinking his semen!
 '''Troll 1:''' Ah, okay, I’ll skip that question.
 '''Bob:''' Ah, you’re just being an asshole.
 '''Troll 2:''' Your sons an asshole.
 '''Troll 1:''' Bob, um, um, relax! All right, all right, that was an insensitive question. You’re right; let’s skip that.
 '''Bob:''' You got no reason to know that kind of stuff.
 '''Troll 1:''' Bob, relax, relax; take your medicine. And relax.
 '''Bob:''' I am relaxed.
 '''Troll 1:''' Well, um, good, um.
 '''Bob:''' I’m sick and tired of you calling up on my telephone.
 '''Troll 1:''' I have no idea what you’re talking about. Bob, are you going senile? (pause) Stop listening to Snorlax, man, she has you pussying!
 '''Troll 2:''' Fuck Korea, man, just listen to what my friend has to say and shut up! (???)
 '''Troll 1:''' Yeah, I mean, come on…
 '''Bob:''' If you guys would just go to college and…
 '''Troll 1:''' I am in college.
 '''Troll 2:''' I’m in college, too, and I’m actually doing something with my degree.
 '''Bob:''' Try doing something constructive with your life.
 '''Troll 2:''' I am, unlike your son.
 '''Troll 1:''' That’s kind of ironic, given your son doesn’t do jack shit with his degree.
 '''Troll 2:''' Honor roll, my ass.
 '''Bob:''' I have my degree, fellow.
 '''Troll 2:''' Your retarded son who drinks semen.
 '''Troll 1:''' I’m talking about your son.
 '''Bob:''' He got his degree, too.
 '''Troll 2:''' He doesn’t do jack shit with it, though.
 '''Troll 1:''' What’s he done today? What’s he done with it?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn’t matter what he’s done with it. Mind your own fucking business.
 '''Troll 1:''' But you’re telling us to go to college!
 '''Troll 2:''' Yeah, you’re telling us to go to college. I want you to tell me what your son’s done. What’s he done? (???)
 '''Bob:''' It’s none of your business.
 '''Troll 2:''' It is, cause he tells us on the internet. It’s everybody’s business now.
 '''Troll 1:''' Yeah!
 '''Bob:''' It’s none of your business. Why don’t you (inaudible, interruptions) quit bothering us, or I won’t answer your phone at all?
 '''Troll 1:''' Let’s, um, get away from that question cause it might… shit in the pants… (???)
 '''Troll 2:''' Skip that question!
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fellow,
 '''Troll 1:''' Bob… (bunch of inaudible stuff, everyone tries to speak)
 '''Bob:''' I’m talking to you, listen, I’m talking to you… (interruptions from trolls) Listen to me, you, I’ll tell you what I want you to know, okay? First, I am a graduate engineer. Okay? Second, I worked forty years for G.E., and I retired from G.E. Third, I served this country and this world by creating at least ten patents and automating a whole lot of industry with a whole lot of stuff that you couldn’t live without. I’ve done my service to man kind.
Troll (?): What about your son?
 '''Bob:''' I’m an old man now and I want to be left in peace by you fuckers out there.
 '''Troll 2:''' Fuck you klansman! (interruptions and more inaudible)
 '''Troll 1:''' I’ve listened to what you had to say and I…
 '''Bob:''' Well, I’m telling you this, I also spent my time as a scoutmaster. Okay, I was an Eagle Scout. I spent my time for twenty years…
 '''Troll 2:''' Your son drinks his own semen! Wears his mom’s underwear! He eats at McDonald’s, he whack’s off!
 '''Troll 1:''' Are you telling me you’re a damn… Bob?
 '''Bob:''' You will never have (inaudible)
 '''Troll 2:''' My son will never drink his own semen or wear his mom’s underwear or live in our house when he’s 28 years old. My son does not have the Snorlax for a mother.
 '''Troll 1:''' Hold on a second, relax, everyone just relax. Bob, you’re saying you’re a scout manager for NAMBLA?
 '''Bob:''' No, I’m saying I was a scout master.
 '''Troll 1:''' For NAMBLA, I got it…
 '''Bob:''' That was rude.
 '''Troll 1:''' Yeah, yeah, for NAMBLA, I got you.
 '''Bob:''' Boy scouts!
 '''Troll 2:''' Yeah, um for NAMBLA.
 '''Troll 1:''' How many years, um, did you do that for NAMBLA?
 '''Bob:''' I was a scout master for almost 20 years.
 '''Troll 1:''' Twenty years in NAMBLA, that’s really impressive, I’m really impressed.
 '''Bob:''' I got an Eagle Scout badge, which very few of you people out there have. (tries to say more, inaudible…)
 '''Troll 2:''' The Boy Scouts are gay, they’re as gay as your son.
 '''Troll 1:''' (nonsensical rambling) if I learn it first hand in the real world from someone such as yourself. 20 years in NAMBLA…
 '''Bob:''' I would be embarrassed if I were you.
 '''Troll 2:''' I would be embarrassed if my son drank his own semen.
 '''Bob:''' You can’t say I’ve done so-and-so when you haven’t done crap. (???) Tell me one thing you’ve done. (interruptions)
 '''Troll 2:''' Well, your son drinks his own semen and wears his mom’s underwear.
 '''Bob:''' I don’t care, we’re talking about me and we’re talking about my phone.
 '''Troll 1:''' What about your phone? I…
 '''Bob:''' This is my phone number. This is my phone that you’re bothering.
 '''Troll 2:''' Chris gave us your number.
 '''Troll 1:''' (rambling) 20 years in NAMBLA (more rambling) what did you do after?
 '''Bob:''' Find something you can brag about instead of harassing…
 '''Troll 1:''' I don’t brag, that’s not my nature.
 '''Bob:''' All you can do is harass and bully, right?
Troll 1&2: (rambling) house full of clutter (rambling) just asking.
 '''Bob:''' I have friends in the Klu Klux Klan.
Troll 1&2: What? Holy shit! (laughter)
 '''Bob:''' Yeah.
 '''Troll 2:''' I’m so glad we’re recording this. Are you part of the KKK yourself?
 '''Bob:''' I was raised in Alabama, so take your own judgment from that, fellow.
 '''Troll 2:''' Holy shit.
 '''Bob:''' I went to Auburn in the heart of the deep south, so you can take your whatevers from that.
Troll 1&2: What (ramblings)
 '''Troll 1:''' So you said you went to Auburn what can I take from that?
 '''Bob:''' That’s right, I graduated there.
 '''Troll 1:''' So you’re telling me that most people who graduated from Auburn are in the KKK?
 '''Bob:''' No, I’m saying a lot of them are. It’s in the heart of the deep south.
 '''Troll 1:''' So I thought you said most people, but well …
 '''Bob:''' I’ve seen um burning (inaudible) you don’t want to see it.
 '''Troll 2:''' Wait… are you a member of the KKK, Bob?
 '''Bob:''' I won’t say whether I am or not. If I am, I’ll go see if I have a white hood to put on.
Troll (?): Okay, Bob, all right, we’re just asking you some questions.
 '''Bob:''' Okay? Now get off my damn case.
 '''Troll 2:''' (rambling) my black girlfriend (rambling)
 '''Bob:''' (rambling) pathetic individual (rambling)
 '''Troll 2:''' (rambling) like your son, Bob?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn’t matter, we’re not talking about my son.
 '''Troll 1:''' I’m talking about your son.
 '''Bob:''' We’re talking about me, and we’re talking about you.
 '''Troll 1:''' When you tell us to get a life, why don’t you tell that to your son? We’re just trying to ask you questions and learn about life in the South.
 '''Troll 2:''' Why you gotta hustle?
 '''Bob:''' That’s fine, ask..
 '''Troll 1:''' Whatever happened to Megan?
 '''Troll 2:''' Sonichu’s not a life, man!
 '''Bob:''' My son’s a hell of a lot more creative than you are.
 '''Troll 2:''' That’s why we’re talking to you and he doesn’t talk to you.
 '''Troll 1:''' He says he doesn’t get along with you that well and so…
 '''Troll 2:''' That’s what he puts on his website.
 '''Bob:''' (inaudible) fine.
 '''Troll 2:''' You’re not on his Youtube page.
 '''Bob:''' Why don’t you get a life and prove you’re good enough and capable of talking to me? I’m an old man and I’ve helped (?) for forty or fifty years. To hell with that.
‘ '''Troll 2:''' You’ve failed.
 '''Bob:''' Go out and get a life.
 '''Troll 2:''' I have one. I’m fucking my girlfriend every night.
 '''Bob:''' (inaudible)
 '''Troll 2:''' I have a black girlfriend. I’m happy.
 '''Troll 1:''' Bob, tell me something, do you know what the Pythagoreoum Theorem is?
 '''Bob:''' I sure do.
 '''Troll 1:''' What is it?
 '''Bob:''' It’s for me to know and you to find out, my friend.
 '''Troll 1:''' I have a Bachelor’s Degree. It’s A squared, plus B squared, equals C squared.
 '''Troll 2:''' Ha! Check and mate!
 '''Troll 1:''' C’mon Bob, right there (rambling) Do you know anything about the Gordon Ratio?
 '''Bob:''' Listen fellow, I have ten patents. In the rims of industrial automation.
 '''Troll 1:''' Put your rim jobs in the freaking…
 '''Bob:''' …design and create the computer.
 '''Troll 1:''' No you didn’t!
 '''Bob:''' I helped design and create the computer. I put the intercontinental postion…
(all ramble)
 '''Bob:''' When you can tell me something about that, you can call me back. Until then… Good luck…
Troll 1&2: (rambling) big fucking failure (rambling) multi millionaire.
 '''Troll 1:''' He hung up man.
 '''Troll 2:''' Oh my god, that was fucking awesome. We got him fucking admitting he’s a part of the KKK!
 '''Troll 1:''' Dude, upload that shit now!
 '''Troll 2:''' I got it!

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Prank calls

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It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

==Prank Call Collection==
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.

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'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
 '''Bob:''' Hello? I don't understand your conversation.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Would it be possible for me to get your name?
 '''Bob:''' You called me.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.
 '''Bob:''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone.[''Inaudible.''] You called me. What the hell is on your mind, man?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You called me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a guh-guh-gutter creep [''Inaudible''] - that's just what you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.
 '''Bob:''' Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of dollars.
 '''Bob:''' I ain't burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hell you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.
 '''Bob:''' That's good. I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Can you hear that stuff at the other end?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I still didn't understand you. [''Inaudible.''] - speak distinctly.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is sheriff's depar-Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I don't understand why you're callin' me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' What insurance department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.
 [''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Are- are you the sheriff's department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Good. Why did you call me?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you! Listen!
 [''call dropped; redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb'']
 '''Barbara:''' What's the phone number comin' in?
 '''Bob:''' Nothin'.
 '''Barbara:''' Well, hang up!
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who the hell is this?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening?
 '''Bob:''' [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Callin' you and cussin' you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call somebody and cuss them out?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' This is the sheriff's depar- Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Well, insurance department of what?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I've never called you before you god danged you...[interrupted] - pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!
 '''Bob:''' YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! Don't call me again! Get down in your damn low-life gutter, okay?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' [interrupting] Hey, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker.
 '''Bob:''' I don't play that. And don't call me again! You bastard!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Fuck you.
 '''Bob:''' Forget my number! Alright?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Whatta ya need done?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Duncan Construction.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' This is Frank Garrett.
 '''Bob:''' This is who?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' This is Frank Garrett.
 '''Bob:''' Well, Frank, what is on your mind?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hey, does your mama still got, uh, worms crawlin' out her pusshy?
 '''Bob:''' What is on your mind, sir?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Did they turn you out of your fuckin' cage again or what?
 '''Bob:''' Listen, you motherfucker! Get off of my telephone and quit bothering' it! Okay?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' [interrupting] No.
 '''Bob:''' Get down in your low-life gutter and stay there!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' No.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, why are you calling my number?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I didn't call you
 '''Bob:''' Well then... uh why are you speaking with me?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I have been called 15 times.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Why are you callin' me every 3 minutes for?!?!?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, i'm sitting here in my living room; watching TV.
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here buddy?
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't know who you are or where you are, but... and I don't really care! But you... I'll let you talk to my wife and you tell her why your cussin' at me!
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' OK
 '''Bob:''' ''[In the background, Bob and Barbara converse]''
 ''[troll holds in laugh]''
 '''Barbara:''' Hello?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Barbara:''' Who are you calling?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I didn't call you
 '''Barbara:''' Well, you're fucked up somehow; goodbye.
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I'll bust your head wide open if I could see you!
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''somber music plays in the background'']
 '''Bob:''' Why are you callin' on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' I didn't call you, I'm just trying to go to sleep.
 '''Bob:''' I wish you'd quit bothering my telephone, i'm trying to watch TV. I'm an 82 year old man, now cut it out!
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' My fuckin' life's not doing too well right now, dude.
 ''[call ends]''
 ''[music goes on for a while then fades out]''

==Failed Prank Call==
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.

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'''Troll 1:''' [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll 1:''' JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
 '''Bob:''' What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
 '''Troll 2:''' Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
 '''Troll 2:''' Umm
 '''Bob:''' You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
 '''Troll 1:''' [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.

==Chris Calls Bob ==
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.

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'''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Don't say that.
 '''Bob:''' Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 [Call likely cut - redialed]
 '''Bob:''' I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being-
 [Redialed]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello!
 '''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Bob:''' Why do you bother to call this phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore.
 '''Bob:''' Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Bob:''' I'll start cussing at at you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 ''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
 '''Bob:''' Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 [''Bob hangs up'']

=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

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===Transcript===
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Who do you think you are?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who or what is...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God needs to move in your life ''severely''!
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Nine hundred Collins Road, bring yourself, buddy.
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man.
 '''Bob:''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.
 '''Bob:''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know who you are or who you think I am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.
 '''Bob:''' Who do think I am?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] No, you are!
 '''Bob:''' ...or whatever you are.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Fine.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a "goddamn screwy woman." Barbara tells him: "Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up."''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.
 [''Bob hangs up'']
 '''Harlem Barber:''' Barbershop
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Harlem Barber:''' [''Whistles'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.

==Bob Calls Himself==
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Bob:''' Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who do you think I am?!
 '''Bob:''' I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call the number; my phone rang.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Bob:''' Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Speaking over''] Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' -what's happened to me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Bob:''' Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy
 '''Bob:''' -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
 '''Bob:''' Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just cut it down, cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Barbara:''' Hello there.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Barbara:''' Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
 '''Barbara:''' We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
 '''Barbara:''' I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy.

== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:'''-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Is-
 '''Bob:''' -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?
 '''Bob:''' That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoons, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-
 '''Bob:''' I don't use the internet either but my son does.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh-
 '''Bob:''' These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son-your son is a
 '''Bob:''' -one of the ways they do it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son is a cartoonist?
 '''Bob:''' Yes he is.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.
 '''Bob:''' Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-
 '''Bob:''' Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what?
 '''Bob:''' Well it's Sonic and chu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh so-
 '''Bob:''' Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?
 '''Bob:''' Ever since before the year 2000-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh
 '''Bob:''' -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoo-
 '''Bob:''' They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoofing.
 '''Bob:''' I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, you-your
 '''Bob:''' Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There-there are
 '''Bob:''' I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.
 '''Bob:''' Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I am very sorry to hear that sir.
 '''Bob:''' Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?
 '''Bob:''' Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-
 '''Bob:''' [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -they are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' They are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.
 '''Bob:''' That's right they won't do a thing about it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Yeah-
 '''Bob:''' The caller ID won't block it or anything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you a Republican sir?
 '''Bob:''' I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That is-
 '''Bob:''' I didn't vote for Obama that's-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I did not vote for Obama either.
 '''Bob:''' Heh. What part of New York are you in?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-
 '''Bob:''' -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' General Electric?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah General Electric.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah well I retired from there so.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just want-
 '''Bob:''' I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.
 '''Bob:''' I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-
 '''Bob:''' Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think it's
 '''Bob:''' next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?
 '''Bob:''' Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.
 '''Bob:''' It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.
 '''Bob:''' That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh what was-
 '''Bob:''' -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh yeah uh that's-
 '''Bob:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.
 '''Bob:''' That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-
 '''Bob:''' Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.
 '''Bob:''' Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well that's just wrong.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Have you gotten the police involved yet?
 '''Bob:''' It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.
 '''Bob:''' We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Apparently-
 '''Bob:''' -federal government says we don't have any money.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-
 '''Bob:''' That's absolutely correct.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.
 '''Bob:''' We've learned to just ignore it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']
 '''Bob:''' I'll be alright.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Alright take care now.

== Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler ==
Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the internet, and actually thinks [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|his]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|son]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|is]] [[Twin Falling Towers|a]] [[Sonichu Special 4|better]] [[Sonichu 10|person]].

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=== Transcript ===

 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll:''' Oh, hello?
 '''Bob:''' Hello? Why you ringin' my number?
 '''Troll:''' Oh, oh, hey, um, I've been hearing that, uh...
 '''Bob:''' Why you ringin' my number?
 '''Troll''': Um, your son's kinda like getting you through some trouble on the, uh...online. He's giving out his- giving out your home phone number.
 '''Bob:''' My home phone number's been on the internet four years, and I don't care. Now why you callin' my number?
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, your...I think you heard about how your, uh, [[Tour of Chris's House|videos of your house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|were on the Internet]]?
 '''Bob:''' I've heard a lot of stuff, and most of it is a bunch of trash, okay?
 '''Troll:''' Well, um...
 '''Bob:''' Why you callin' my number?
 ''' Troll:''' W-w-w-w-w-wait a minute, wait. Um...
 '''Bob:''' I'm gettin' kinda sick and tired of you people botherin' my home phone number. This is my private phone number, now get rid of it.
 '''Troll:''' Wait, wait, I'm not trying to piss you off.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, you are, because you're comin' in on an unknown blocked number call.
 '''Troll:''' Your-
 '''Bob:''' If you were up and aboard and above board(?) and really doin' what you say you ki- think you're doin', then your number would come in along with your name.
 '''Troll:''' [''quietly''] Shit, whatever lumberjack.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, you can't argue with that, can you? Now quit callin' my damn number and leave it alone!
 '''Troll:''' Okay [[Chris_and_race#Parental_influence|KKK cracker.]]
 '''Bob:''' Okay, cracker.
 [''Troll snickers'']
 '''Bob:''' Get your act together. I'm 82 years old, and I've survived a long damn time. The way you're goin', you're not gonna make it very far.
 '''Troll:''' Can't raise your damn son right.
 '''Bob:''' I raised my son. [[Chris and psychology|My son is fine]]. [[Fail|My son has done a lot better than you have]], [[Chris and anger|he's a hell of a lot nicer than you are]], he doesn't go around callin' people all the damn time.
 '''Troll:''' Hey, I'm nice, but I'm just- I'm just trying to let you know, you're trying to, you're kinda being an ass on the other line.
 '''Bob:''' No, I'm not being an ass. I'm just gettin' tired of [[Chris and his ego|you people out there thinkin' you're God's gift to the world when you're not]].
 '''Troll:''' W-well, I'm- I'm not thinking, I'm not-
 '''Bob:''' Look at yourself in the mirror every morning, look at yourself...
 '''Troll:''' I do.
 '''Bob:''' ...and say "Now what do I do to deserve to judge other people?..."
 '''Troll:''' Well, I'm not-
 '''Bob:''' "...I'm so great that I can judge other people, and they're so damn far below me?" No, I think you should get off the phone and find yourself somethin' constructive to do as an entertainment.
 '''Troll:''' Well, I'm just-
 '''Bob:''' Thank you and good night.
 '''Troll:''' Okay, bitch.
 [''call ends'']

== Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder ==
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]]. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.

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==== Transcript (Mary) ====
'''Mary:''' Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [''talking over Mary''] You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Mary:''' What are you- Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' [''again talking over Mary''] You shut up!
 '''Mary:''' I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 '''Mary:''' Um, who?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Mary:''' Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 [''Mary hangs up'']

==== Transcript (Michael) ====
'''Madeleine:''' The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Madeleine:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Madeleine:''' This is Madeleine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-
 '''Madeleine:''' Can I help you with something?
 [''pause, faint whispering in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' We have miscommunication.
 [''unintelligible; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Michael:''' Christian.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch! [''talking over Michael'']
 '''Michael:''' You wanna talk to me, you need to ''talk'' to me.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Michael:''' Yeah, so?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Michael:''' I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Michael:''' The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends'']

== Bob calls Cole Smithey ==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, [[Cole Smithey]], but with little success...

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==== Transcript ====
'''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole-
 '''Cole:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.
 '''Cole:''' Who is this?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Cole:''' Hahahahahahaha.
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, Cole hangs up'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole at [''"*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming'']. Please leave your telephone number twice, along with your message. Thanks. [''beep'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, troll hangs up'']
 [''tape runs out'']

==Chris calls Golden Corral==
The same troll from the above call utilizes his soundboard once again to prank Charlottesville's local [[Golden Corral]]. Lulz ensue when he engages in a verbal conflict with the restaurant [[Manajerk|Manager]].

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====Transcript====
'''Waitress:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Waitress:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' How are you?
 '''Waitress:''' Fine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 [''at the same time''] What? / My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Waitress:''' I can't understand you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Waitress:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You want me to caress your breasts?
 '''Waitress:''' Aah, hold on.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''pause; a radio can be heard playing in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Waiter 1''' Good morning, this is [unintelligible] speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up. You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 2:''' Golden Corral, [unintelligible], how can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell. Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 3:''' Golden Corral of Charlottesville, how can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down. You can find me right now; I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 4:''' Good morning, thank you for calling Golden Corral Charlottesville. [Unintelligible], how can I help you today?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Waiter 4:''' Yeah, you should, [unintelligible], you need the address, man?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''at the same time''] [unintelligible] / 14 Branch-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No. 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm sorry, [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Waiter 4:''' In Ruckersville; that's your address. I don't need your address; do you need our address?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I-
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm not coming to your place.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Why would we come to your place, man?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Man, I think you need to stop calling this number, because I don't know what's up, but obviously you've [unintelligible] from somewhere, and you're calling our restaurant, and we do not deliver, and I don't know who you are, so [unintelligible] you need to stop calling, thank you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 5:''' Good afternoon, thank you for calling Golden Corral of Charlottesville, this is [unintelligible] speaking, how can I help you [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 '''Waiter 5:''' Okay, look. Let me be really frank with you. Stop calling this damn number, bitch. Alright? [unintelligible] I suggest-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Waiter 5:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Manager:''' Hello!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.
 '''Manager:''' Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Manager:''' Why do you keep calling here?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Christian what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Okay, well, you need to stop calling us [unintelligible], okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Manager:''' Yeah; otherwise I'm going to have to call the police.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Manager:''' 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Go ahead, go ahead and take it to the police!
 '''Manager:''' I will, because we have no idea who you are!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Manager:''' Now, do you have a home number? I can have somebody from our [unintelligible] contact you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible] so you don't want us calling your damn phone, do ya?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Manager:''' Yep, that's what I'm writing down, man. And, uh, stop calling the damn phone, okay? 'Cause you're crazy.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I don't know.

==Phone Harassment==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob harasses several people over the phone. Lulz ensues.

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 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] How may I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm 82 year old man.
 [''Pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Frankie:''' Do you have a question for a [''Unintelligible''] this mornin'?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Frankie:''' Okay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter-
 '''Frankie:''' [''Interrupting, unintelligible'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' - And stay there.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't care what you are or who you are.
 [''Redial'']
 '''Frankie:''' Hi this is Frankie can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello? Hello?
 '''Frankie:''' Hello this is Frankie, can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth. Who are you?
 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] Thank you, bye.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker! You get your black ass down in the gutter.
 [''Redial'']
'''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] Can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I explain something to you? Can I do that?
 '''Frankie:''' No.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well let me explain something to you.
 [''Redial'']
 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''], How can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy, I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa, we're basically a neighbor of yours. Who is this?
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Calls Blockbuster'']
 '''Jarred:''' Blockbuster Video, Jarred speaking, how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you and what's goin' on?
 '''Jarred:''' Huh?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Jarred:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Jarred:''' I'm... not, may I ask who this is?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down. I'm Robert Chandler. Why are you callin' my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't placed a call today.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you fucking my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' Excuse me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy. Why are you fucking my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' Um.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay.
 '''Jarred:''' Yeah, I'm gonna to go ahead and hang up. Thank you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You the mayor of Big Daddy's pizza? Is that what you said?
 [''Ends call'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Jarred:''' Hello, Blockbuster Video, Jarred speaking.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Now listen you motherfucker. You get your black ass down in a gutter and stay there. Okay?
 '''Jarred:''' I'm, I'm not sure what you're on about, but I haven't placed a call today.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. I didn't call you, but I'm tryin' to explain how these people do it! Okay?
 [''Pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' May I explain something to you?
 '''Jarred:''' Go ahead.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours. You come over here and I show you what's the matter.
 '''Jarred:''' Sir I'm in [''Clipped''] Kentucky, I'm not anywhere near-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] Oklahoma! I've got a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Jarred:''' Right.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes. I've got a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also. So I'm a neighbor.
 '''Jarred:''' Okay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't called you sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Jarred:''' Very well.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hello there!
 '''Jarred:''' Hello.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and we didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...uh...thing that's going on.
 '''Jarred:''' Didn't having anything to do with what that's going on? You cut off for a second.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Sir or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are. Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't called, nor cursed at all.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Jarred:''' Oh, very well.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening.
 '''Jarred:''' I'm trying to understand, but I'm not quite getting it because there has not been a phone call placed from this phone today. This is a Blockbuster Video, and we don't call out.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I didn't call you but I'm tryin' to explain how these people do it. There is on the internet.
 '''Jarred:''' Yes.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' A bunch of trolls, and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID.
 '''Jarred:''' Righ- [''Unintelligible, being talked over'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. They have the program in their computer that allows them to dial numbers, anywhere in the country and put in as the caller I.D., any particular telephone number they want too.
 '''Jarred:''' Right.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now this the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they even gived it a name called spoofing.
 '''Jarred:''' Uh huh.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Now they persecute people. You called me. Why are you calling me? I'm 82 years old. I'm an 82 year old man. Okay, cool it down, I'm trying to be nice to you. Okay?
 '''Jarred:''' And I'm trying to be nice, but I'm, as I said, the, we, if some is indeed hacking our number, we did not actually place the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good. Okay?
 [''Ends call'']
 [''New call'']
 '''Dude:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Dude:''' Who, who you tryin' to reach?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Okay? Can I do that?
 '''Dude:''' No!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Spoofing. Can I do that?
 '''Dude:''' No.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that. I'm an 82 year old man. Cut it down.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''New call'']
 '''Sam:''' Sam (Anses?), how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Sam:''' Hello.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you callin' me? Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Sam:''' hello? Who's this? Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Sam:''' What?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. Listen, you motherfucker, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Okay?
 '''Sam:''' Huh.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well right now it's midnight, what in the world do you want?
 '''Sam:''' Uh, no one called your phone.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Sam:''' Sam (Anses?), how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm 82 years old, now I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. Hehe, you come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Sam:''' [''Unintelligible, away from the phone''] Called me twice, [''Unintelligible'']
 '''Other Guy:''' Hello!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello, I beg your pardon?
 Bob and the Other Guy at the same time: '''Hello?'''/'''Hello?'''
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' And I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. Hehe, you come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Other Guy:''' I'm sorry?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Other Guy:''' Who's calling your phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down. Can I do that? Can I explain something to you?
 '''Other Guy:''' You can do whatever you want, I don't know who the hell you are or what you're calling me for.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Let me explain something to you. There is on the internet, a, a bunch of trolls, that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they even-
 '''Other Guy:''' [Interrupting] Okay, and how does this relate to me? I'm at work here, can I help you with something?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Spoofing, S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G.
 [''Call end'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down.
 [''New call'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] This is Perry, how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Perry:''' Yes.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can you speak slowly, and one syllable at a time, so I can understand you?
 '''Perry:''' This is the Fairfield Inn at West Des Moines. Can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Perry:''' Yeah, sure.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Perry:''' Oh man up!
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] Crystal Inn, West Des Moines, this is Perry, how may I-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy.
 [''Talking over each other'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] if you have a crap with me, why don't you go ahead and call the police, have them get a hold of me, otherwise you stop bugging this facility-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting, talking over'']
 '''Perry:''' I'll have the phone tapped, and we'll find your dumb, old ass, and you know you told me you were going to kill yourself once, why don't you go ahead-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting, again''] You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Well, who do you think I am?
 [''Call end'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Bastard!
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] suites, West Des Moines, this is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hello there! [''Talking over Perry''] Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] suites in West Des Moines, this is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well, I'm tryin' to be nice to you, and explain what's happening.
 '''Perry:''' Have them call me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''], so, this is my last warning to you, do not-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Perry:''' -call here again.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cool it down, I'm tryin' to be nice to you.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hang up the phone and forget the number!
 [''Call end'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' Good day, Fair Field Suites at West Des Moines, my name is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you callin' my phone?
 '''Perry:''' Dude, you need to lay off whatever you're doing. Stop calling here, this is a business.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I explain something to you?
 '''Perry:''' What town do you live in?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Perry:''' Well then, you call the police there, you have them call me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting and talking over''] Hehe, you come here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Perry:''' I'm too busy to deal with this sir, lay off the alcohol. Goodbye.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hehe, you come here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Bastard!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello? Can I explain something to you? Can I do that?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You don't say?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I help explain something to you?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Listen you motherfucker, get in your low-life gutter and stay there.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You don't say?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you callin' my number?
 [''Video end'']

==Bob calls the US Department of Education==

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''[Intro music: "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins]''
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Larry:''' How are you doing today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And how are you doing today, Mr. Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And you called, sir... Did you say Robert Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' All right. Um, last four of your Social was ''[redacted]''.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' OK. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. How can I help you today, Rob? You called in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Larry:''' My name is Larry Griffin, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Larry:''' OK, we're calling you Rob, we're calling you on behalf of the United States Department of Education, sir. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. Um, we're calling about your student loans that are in default, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware that complaints had been filed against you, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't know? It's been in default since 1999.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Your student loans have been in default since 1999, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm an 82-year-old man.
 '''Larry:''' You said you're what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old. I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' And the last four of your Social was ''[redacted]'', correct?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' And do you have any children named Rob Chandler, as well?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't? OK. Well, the Department of Education filed a complaint against you. It's under your Social Security number, uh, in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I- I'm a Texan, now.
 '''Larry:''' You're gonna what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa.
 '''Larry:''' OK, this is for the University of Missouri in St. Louis. Did you go to, did you go to college?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Hmm. Well, they have your Social Security number...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Interrupting]'' I beg your pardon. I can't even understand what you're saying.
 '''Larry:''' I'm calling about your student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education, Rob. When you went to go to school, you had to fill out for some student loans. They're in default now, because you haven't paid 'em.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''You'' called ''me''.
 '''Larry:''' You said what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You're the one that made the call.
 '''Larry:''' Right, we're calling to see if we can help you get your student loans out of default, before they go with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' We're gonna call you, it's your Social Security number. You saying that's not gonna stop us from calling you. You owe a loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, you motherfucker...
 '''Larry:''' You owe the government, Rob. Cussing is not getting you anywhere, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not doing anything, sir. Cussing is not doing nothing.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit...
 '''Larry:''' I mean, come on, now. You owe a loan, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not a checkboook; it's not gonna pay your loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with a gutter rat.
 '''Larry:''' ''[Talking over Bob]'' Rob, what you need to understand is that we're gonna call you because you owe the government, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' So we're gonna continue to call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' You owe a debt.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I didn't call you, but I'm trying to explain how these...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Interrupting]'' Right. Right, we're calling ''you'', to try to help ''you'' out, so you can get your loans out of default. You being mean and cussing is not helping nobody out.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Larry:''' Rob, I'm not upset. I'm trying to help you out. You're the one upset cussin'.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down.
 '''Larry:''' Cut it down?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' Cut it out, come on, now. Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' Huh? You do?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' OK. So you're not workin' right now, Rob? You're not receiving any income?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' OK. So who, how have you been surviving then?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well, right now it's midnight. What in the world do you want?
 '''Larry:''' I wanna get your loans out of default, Rob! That's why we're calling you, because you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Then why did my phone ring?
 '''Larry:''' Didn't you just call in?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Did you just call in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't just call in here? I mean, I just answered the phone, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Larry:''' Rob, we're gonna call you because you owe the Department of Education. You owe the government money, Rob, that's why we're calling you. Because if you don't wanna pay...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm just not answering my telephone.
 '''Larry:''' ...we still have to call you, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I haven't called..
 '''Larry:''' Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I haven't called your house. I'm the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Larry:''' Right, right, right, so we're trying to help you out, Rob. Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't want... do you want them to go into garnishment against you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Larry:''' My crap? I mean, Rob... What are, what are you talking about?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get in your low-life gutter and stay there.
 '''Larry:''' Low-life gutter and stay there? Are you serious? This is...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Talking over Larry]'' Listen, boy.
 '''Larry:''' ...not how to get your loans out of default. I'm not a boy.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, listen, you motherfucker!
 '''Larry:''' I'm not that, either, OK? Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not? I need to know what to document your account as.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Larry:''' We're calling you for the... Rob, I'm gonna say this for the fifth time. We're calling you to let you know you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education. We need to make you aware of what's going on, Rob. OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are and who you think I am.
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware of this? I think you're Rob Chandler, last four of your Social ''[redacted]'', and that's why I did let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' Right, last four of your Social were ''[redacted]''...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old.
 '''Larry:''' ...''[unintelligible]'' against you in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years...
 '''Larry:''' So we're seeing if this could be handled voluntarily, before they keep the account and go forward with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old, but I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' You're 82 years old?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' Do you live at 1040 Clare Ridge Place?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' So I'm a neighbor.
 '''Larry:''' Huh?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I was born in Fort Worth and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And the last four of your Social is ''[redacted]''. You don't live on Clare Ridge Place?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Larry:''' I'll come over there and you'll show me what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Larry:''' OK, OK, Rob, look. What are we gonna do here? This back and forth with you cussin' on the phone is not helpin' nobody out. It's not makin' nobody a better man.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my number?
 '''Larry:''' So what is, what is, what is the purpose of this call, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Larry:''' Well, actually, you called in here. I answered the call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me, and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' Rob! I did not call your line, I answered the line.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' OK?
 '''Larry:''' ''[They are talking over each other until the final line.]'' You know what, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care..
 '''Larry:''' All right. You know what? I'ma just mark this as a refusal to pay, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ...but you're invading my privacy, and you're cussin' at me, and I don't...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Unintelligible]'' refusal to pay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 ''[Exit music]''

==Chris calls the Ku Klux Klan==

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'''Receptionist:''' [cut off] -eadquarters.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening, sir, how are you?
 '''Receptionist:''' Good! What can we do for you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down: 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Receptionist:''' And what would I be writing that down for?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Receptionist:''' I'm not sure if I'm coming to your place! Why should I come there?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler. What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Receptionist:''' I think in about 30 seconds I'm gonna hang up if you don't explain to me what this is about.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic. I am internet-famous for being the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. What can I do to make up for that?
 '''Receptionist:''' Umm... you know, that and two cents will get you probably anywhere you want to go I guess, umm... I don't know why I should come to you. Uh, people come here. We have a national headquarters, we have a business here. And, uh, that's the way to go.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 '''Receptionist:''' Uh-huh. That's what I thought. Goodbye now!

==Chris calls PETA==

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'''Receptionist:''' Thank you for calling PETA.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening, sir, how are you?
 '''Receptionist:''' I'm a lady, but I'm good, how are you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm doin' good. Oh, things have been great for me, you know, I just finished the dating episode, it is fantastic!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Receptionist:''' Wha- you did what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Receptionist:''' Uh- I'm sorry, I really don't know what you're talking about, you're not making any sense.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, that's cool. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down:
 '''Receptionist:''' You what-?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Receptionist:''' ...What?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 '''Receptionist:''' You need to turn your radio down or whatever you're screaming into, it's not working very well. I don't under- is there something I can help you with?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. What is it, let me try to help you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm 27. I'm currently living with my mother and my father. I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Receptionist:''' That's alright. I'm 28. I live on my own. I'm not autistic. But that's okay too, I mean do you have questions about animals?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, what are they?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I've got a lot more experience than you could imagine.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. Experience for what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' So, uh, did you get the comic pages I sent you?
 '''Receptionist:''' I don't know, um, we might've. We're a really- we're kind of a big organization and I don't really work in that department. Um...
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Receptionist:''' Do what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Receptionist:''' This is a- this is the front desk.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Well, I'm speechless at the moment.
 '''Receptionist:''' So I would see, uh, I wouldn't see anything that you sent.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I am full of surprises!
 '''Receptionist:''' You- I know, you sound like it! That's exciting. I love surprises.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Yep. Um, well, do you have any questions about anything or is there someone I can direct you to? Um...
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' [''giggles''] Okay, um, well, what are they?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay! Um... that's- that's cool. Um... that's alright. Um, do you have any questions about what's going on with animals or, I mean, you're calling PETA so I'm trying to get you through to the right person. I have a question.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm happy to oblige with an ans- with an honest answer.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. Why are you calling from a number that I get a lot of prank calls from?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Receptionist:''' [''giggles'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I don't know!
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay, well, um, I am trying to help you out with answering some questions and if you don't have any I'm going to let you go, but when you do have some questions you could always call us back but we close, um, at, we close in about eight minutes.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being crazy.
 '''Receptionist:''' No, I don't feel like you're crazy, I feel like maybe you just don't have, um, your questions together yet, so if you want to, you can put them together and then give us a call back!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes, I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 '''Receptionist:''' It would be less frustrating for you. I can do this all day.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Yeah. Okay, um, well, I'm gonna let you go, but have a lovely evening and, um, if you have any questions just feel free to give us a call back tomorrow and maybe at a better time, okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay, well you have a really good night, and, um, hopefully we'll be able to answer some questions soon, okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, bye-bye.

==Chris Chan hates Frank Garrett==
A Troll using various prank victim soundboards calls Chris. Chris once again proves his low intelligence by [[fail|pretending to be his voicemail]].

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'''Chris:''' Hello I am un-un... I am unavailable to take your call right--
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hello you Stupid Mother Fucker You! [--talking over Chris]
 '''Chris:''' Please call back later, goodbye.
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Well I don't give a shit!
 '''Jackass Plumber (soundboard):''' You sick bitch!
 [''redialed'']
 '''Chris:''' Didn't ya hear me? I said quit calling and call back another time!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Who gives a shit?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Chris:''' Hello you have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler--
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Oh Fugg Kyew Fat Boy! [--talking over Chris]
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry I can't answer right now but please-- (stops abruptly)
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Nobody's calling your number.
 [''Video end'']

==ThePCassassins - Call Bobby Chandler==
The PCassassins uploaded a video on September 21st 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and that he is in fact a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

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[[Category:Phone calls]]

Prank calls

2010-09-24T07:40:34Z

KarryLing: /* Transcript */ from /cwc/

It's no secret that the Chandler home gets many '''prank calls''', thanks to [[Chris]]'s e-fame and the fact he actually revealed his phone number to the entire internet. Multiple times. However, many of the brave souls that call the Chandler home record their calls and upload them to [[YouTube]], providing an insight into the Chandlers' thoughts.

==Prank Call Collection==
A collection of various prank calls made to the almighty [[Bob Chandler|Internet Lumberjack]] on a Sunday afternoon.

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'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Yeah, how you doin'? My name is Chris, I'm from Boston.
 '''Bob:''' Hello? I don't understand your conversation.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Would it be possible for me to get your name?
 '''Bob:''' You called me.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Um, there's somebody playing games with the phone.
 '''Bob:''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I'm just answerin' my telephone.[''Inaudible.''] You called me. What the hell is on your mind, man?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''again, speaking over Bob''] We're connected to each other through a computer because somebody's sittin' in a room, hacking telephone numbers.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? What's on your mind? You called me, and now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You're a narcissist. You've got a personality di-disorder. Did you know that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't have a damn thing! You're the one that's a guh-guh-gutter creep [''Inaudible''] - that's just what you are.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob again''] I know your weaknesses. I know your weaknesses.
 '''Bob:''' Tell me what you want. I'm- I answered the phone, now tell me what you want. You rang my damn number.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You see, what you're doing is, you're burning up ''tens'' of ''thousands'' of dollars.
 '''Bob:''' I ain't burnin' up nothin', fella. Now you tell me what the hell you want, or I'm gonna hang this phone up. I don't need ''your'' crap.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Sir, you've just threatened me. And I've got you recorded now. Now you've committed a felony.
 '''Bob:''' That's good. I'm just gonna hang up if you don't tell me what you want.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Can you hear that stuff at the other end?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon? I didn't understand you.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I still didn't understand you. [''Inaudible.''] - speak distinctly.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' [''talking over Bob''] I've already told you who I am. I've already told you who I am. This is sheriff's depar-Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' I don't understand why you're callin' me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' What insurance department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ''call'' you! You called me! What are- Who are you, and what's goin' on?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm Deputy Martin from the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Would you speak slowly and one syllable at a time so I can understand you?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza. I'm here at Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' You're mayor of Big Daddy's Pizza? Is that what you said?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' I can't understand you. You need to take a diction lesson.
 [''Barbara is heard in the background urging Bob on'']
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm gonna advise you now, this is the sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Are- are you the sheriff's department?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Bob:''' Good. Why did you call me?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' No one's called ya.
 '''Bob:''' No one's called me? Then why didn't my phone ring?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Well, you need to stop- to quit callin' here.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you! Listen!
 [''call dropped; redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' [''in the middle of a conversation with Barb'']
 '''Barbara:''' What's the phone number comin' in?
 '''Bob:''' Nothin'.
 '''Barbara:''' Well, hang up!
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who the hell is this?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Hello, I'm calling, this is Officer Martin from the sheriff's department. How can I help you this evening?
 '''Bob:''' [''chuckling''] I don't know, you can't help me. You're calling me.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Callin' you and cussin' you, OK? Why would I call you when I'm on the sheriff's department why would I call somebody and cuss them out?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know.
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Who is this?
 '''Bob:''' Who is ''this''? For cryin' in a bucket...
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' This is the sheriff's depar- Deputy Martin from sheriff's department.
 '''Bob:''' Well, insurance department of what?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Big Daddy's Pizza.
 '''Bob:''' Big Daddy's Pizza. OK, Big Daddy. Will you please quit callin' me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' I'm advising you to stop calling.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Now listen, you stupid son of a bitch, I've never called you before you god danged you...[interrupted] - pick about every third day to call me, so fuck you!
 '''Bob:''' YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! Don't call me again! Get down in your damn low-life gutter, okay?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' [interrupting] Hey, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker.
 '''Bob:''' I don't play that. And don't call me again! You bastard!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Fuck you.
 '''Bob:''' Forget my number! Alright?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Whatta ya need done?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Duncan Construction.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' This is Frank Garrett.
 '''Bob:''' This is who?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' This is Frank Garrett.
 '''Bob:''' Well, Frank, what is on your mind?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hey, does your mama still got, uh, worms crawlin' out her pusshy?
 '''Bob:''' What is on your mind, sir?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Did they turn you out of your fuckin' cage again or what?
 '''Bob:''' Listen, you motherfucker! Get off of my telephone and quit bothering' it! Okay?
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' [interrupting] No.
 '''Bob:''' Get down in your low-life gutter and stay there!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' No.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, why are you calling my number?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I didn't call you
 '''Bob:''' Well then... uh why are you speaking with me?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I have been called 15 times.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Why are you callin' me every 3 minutes for?!?!?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, i'm sitting here in my living room; watching TV.
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Why don't you get your brass balls and come up here buddy?
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't know who you are or where you are, but... and I don't really care! But you... I'll let you talk to my wife and you tell her why your cussin' at me!
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' OK
 '''Bob:''' ''[In the background, Bob and Barbara converse]''
 ''[troll holds in laugh]''
 '''Barbara:''' Hello?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Barbara:''' Who are you calling?
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I didn't call you
 '''Barbara:''' Well, you're fucked up somehow; goodbye.
 '''Gay Florist (soundboard):''' I'll bust your head wide open if I could see you!
 [''redialed'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''somber music plays in the background'']
 '''Bob:''' Why are you callin' on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' I didn't call you, I'm just trying to go to sleep.
 '''Bob:''' I wish you'd quit bothering my telephone, i'm trying to watch TV. I'm an 82 year old man, now cut it out!
 '''Depressed Guy (soundboard):''' My fuckin' life's not doing too well right now, dude.
 ''[call ends]''
 ''[music goes on for a while then fades out]''

==Failed Prank Call==
In this video, a gaggle of trolls attempt to prank call Chris, yelling [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAYYYYY]] into the phone. Instead, they get Bob, who instantly realizes the prank and yells at the trolls.

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===Transcript===
'''Troll 1:''' [''whispers insults at the time it's taking for someone to answer'']
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll 1:''' JULAAAAY JULAAAAY JULAAAAY!
 '''Bob:''' What the hell's that supposed to mean? That you're an idiot?
 '''Troll 2:''' Woah woah woah, are you Bob Chandler?
 '''Bob:''' It doesn't matter who I am, who is this idiot I'm talking to on the other end?
 '''Troll 2:''' Umm
 '''Bob:''' You got some funny ass ideas about playing games of mind on the telephone don't you. Are you six years old or somethin'?
 '''Troll 1:''' [unintelligible] We got his fucking dad. Shit.

==Chris Calls Bob ==
In this video, a troll calls the Chandler home, using a soundboard of Chris-chan to prank the Chandler home. Note how Bob either recognizes that the call is a prank or he doesn't recognize his own son's voice; also, note that he has a caller ID phone.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm fine, but you're wasting your time calling my phone, you know that?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Don't say that.
 '''Bob:''' Because it doesn- it doesn't make any noise. All it does is flash a light. So it really doesn't bother me, I just thought I would tell you that you're wasting your time
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 [Call likely cut - redialed]
 '''Bob:''' I thought I told you, we don't answer any calls that have unknown names on them or unknown numbers.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being-
 [Redialed]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello!
 '''Bob:''' Hello.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening sir, how are you?
 '''Bob:''' I'm pretty good.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Bob:''' Why do you bother to call this phone?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Are you really at a 14 Branchland Court?
 '''Bob:''' Yes, I am. Why do you bother to call this phone, because the phone doesn't ring.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell? Why are you- why have you started doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch?
 '''Barbara:''' Don't call us anymore.
 '''Bob:''' Now don't, don't cuss at me, fella.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Bob:''' I'll start cussing at at you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Bob:''' Listen, fella. Kid. Whatever you dumbass is.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[heard in the background]'' Hang up the phone!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 ''[more indistinct conversation in the background, "Hang up the phone!" etc.]''
 '''Bob:''' Well listen, listen. The phone doesn't ring, all it does is light a light, so you're not botherin' me and every once in a while I try and tell you people that you're wastin' your damn time. Okay, you're not botherin' us. So why the hell do you do-waste all that effort? Put it in to something con- constructive and creative.
 '''Barbara:''' ''[interjects]'' Go to Haiti!
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, go to Haiti and help those people, or go to hell, one or the other. ''[Chris soundboard says something simultaneously]''
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes- Yes I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 [''Bob hangs up'']

=='Epic Crazy Lady' calls Bob==
A troll using a soundboard of a super loud Fundamentalist yells at Bob over the phone, while Bob throws insults at her and makes comments on how he can't understand her, as she continues to get angrier.

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===Transcript===
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Who do you think you are?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who do you think you're talking to?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Do you know that you're not supposed to talk that way?
 '''Bob:''' Who are you?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem. God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon, who or what is...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] God needs to move in your life.
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon. I can't even begin to understand what you're saying.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God needs to move in your life ''severely''!
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Bring yourself over here! I'll show you what's the matter! OK?
 '''Bob:''' Why don't you come over here and I'll show ''you'' what's the matter?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Nine hundred Collins Road, bring yourself, buddy.
 '''Bob:''' Hey, buddy. Listen, boy.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man.
 '''Bob:''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. You understand?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I am the woman of the house, and you don't call me and ask me who my daddy is.
 '''Bob:''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care. But you are invading my privacy, and you are cussing at me, and I don't like it.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Call my house and talk that way. I tell you what, why don't you call my husband, and tell my husband that?
 '''Bob:''' I don't know who you are or who you think I am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Yeah, that's what you are, a big old chicken.
 '''Bob:''' Who do think I am?
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' God forgive you.
 '''Bob:''' I wish that you knew what number you called, because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call your house, sir, ma'am...
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] No, you are!
 '''Bob:''' ...or whatever you are.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You ain't no man. I don't know who you are, but I tell you what, I live at 900 Collins Road. Why don't you bring yourself over here?
 '''Bob:''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' Fine.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Bob says something to Barbara about a "goddamn screwy woman." Barbara tells him: "Hang up on her. I ain't talkin' to nobody, this time of night. Hang it up."''] You better check the number that you called, because you're not talking to anybody that you know.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' I ain't called your house. Who do you think you are, calling my house?
 '''Bob:''' I haven't called your house. I am the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' You have got a issue problem.
 '''Bob:''' [''In the background, Barbara tells Bob to hang up because he's getting on her nerves.''] I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Epic Crazy Lady (soundboard):''' [''Unintelligible''] bring yourself over here and I'll show you what a whooping is.
 [''Bob hangs up'']
 '''Harlem Barber:''' Barbershop
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Harlem Barber:''' [''Whistles'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.

==Bob Calls Himself==
In this one, Bob seems not to be able to recognize his own voice, and his view on trolls is the same as Chris's, "Internet people who persecute people". Also, Snorlax makes an appearance.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Bob:''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling your phone, why are you calling my phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Bob:''' Well who are you? You're the one that made the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who do you think I am?!
 '''Bob:''' I don't know wha- who you are but I know you're in Oklahoma.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call the number; my phone rang.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why I-I answered the phone now tell me what you want you rang my damn number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't ring your number but if you're in Oklahoma you shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I wish that you- you knew what number you called because I think you're calling the wrong number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call anybody I just picked up the phone; let me explain something to you, can I do that? I-I'm a Texan now can I-can I explain something to you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Bob:''' Okay. There is on the internet... a a bunch of trolls, now they persecute people and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this-the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they've even gived it a named called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. And I think if I-if you think that I called your number and that's what's happening to you because I did not call your number. But that's-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Speaking over''] Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' -what's happened to me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Bob:''' Who am I? I'm Robert Chandler and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth, so I'm a neighbor.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What's on your mind, you called me now shut up or get off the phone or speak!
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm talking to you what do- else do you want?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody but please quit calling my number.
 '''Bob:''' I didn't call you but I'm trying to explain how these people do it. Okay?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Nobody's playing games with the phone unless you are.
 '''Bob:''' Well, look: I'm 82 years old, all right? I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours or at one time I was. I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa. Okay? I have a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are or who you are and I don't really care.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening. You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people, because I didn't call your number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I still didn't understand you.
 '''Bob:''' Well I don't wha-wha how can I explain it any simpler to you. They-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy
 '''Bob:''' -they have a program in-in their computer which allows them to dial numbers anywhere in the country and put in as the caller ID any particular telephone number they want to.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker get down in your lowlife gutter and stay there!
 '''Bob:''' Listen I didn't start cussing at you now-now-now just cut it down, cool it down; I'm trying to be nice to you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Barbara:''' Hello there.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello.
 '''Barbara:''' Sir or mam or whatever the hell you are.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who the hell is this?!
 '''Barbara:''' Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get down in you lowlife gutter and stay there
 '''Barbara:''' We didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...er...thing that's going on. There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and you might be included as one of them if you are calling us and cussing us out. Now hang up the phone and forget the number.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!
 '''Barbara:''' I ain't got no black ass! You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy.

== Liquid Bob calls Bob ==
A troll pretending to be a Liquid version of Bob calls Bob. In this video we learn that Bob doesn't know of Sonic, and thinks Chris invented Sonichu himself. Also, we learn that the trolls are spoofing the telephone company.

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===Transcript===
'''Bob:'''-FBI and everybody else, that there's a system that goes on that says that anybody that wants to do it that knows how with the proper software and stuff can call any number in the country that they want to and can put any particular phone number in the system as if it came from that number to the people: called spoofing. S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Is-
 '''Bob:''' -you can call your local police department if you like about that but that's the name they all know it as: spoofing. Now I'm not calling your number some dizzy kook out there on the internet is playing games with ya.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you telling me that somebody out there on the internet is using your phone number in an attempt to pin the blame on your family?
 '''Bob:''' That's right. It goes on all the time, I've gotten calls from people everywhere. I've even-I've even uh gotten calls where I was terrorizing people and I wasn't even on the phone!
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh, sir I-I do not happen to know if anybody on the internet who is drawing cartoons, I-I don't know I don't use the internet but if that's-
 '''Bob:''' I don't use the internet either but my son does.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh-
 '''Bob:''' These people they hate him because he has copyright, and he just won a case in England on copyright, and there are people in the world that hate him, there are people in the world that love him but there are people in the world that hate him and the people in the world that hate him are going to all sorts of ends to try and destroy him.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son-your son is a
 '''Bob:''' -one of the ways they do it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Your son is a cartoonist?
 '''Bob:''' Yes he is.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's very-that's a very nice to hear. I hope he's doing good.
 '''Bob:''' Well he doesn't make a living at it but he's autistic, he's shares his cartoons with the world and has for the last ten or twelve years.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I've got a grandson who's into cartoons like that, he might know 'em. He's on the internet uh looking up cartoons on the internet and uh I think it's pretty nifty to be quite honest with you. That-
 '''Bob:''' Well the ones that my son does is called Sonichu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Sonichu? Is that some Japanese thing or what?
 '''Bob:''' Well it's Sonic and chu.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh so-
 '''Bob:''' Like a Pikachu and like the Sonic.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well my grandkids are into this little thing called Pikachu but I wouldn't know anything about that. You taught your son-your son is a creator of this character?
 '''Bob:''' Ever since before the year 2000-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh
 '''Bob:''' -he's been putting and drawing them and putting them on the internet with the world.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh oh I see where this- I just wanted to find w-where these telephone numbers are up and coming from because-
 '''Bob:''' I'm not calling you, you can go and check with your local police department if you like but there is called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoo-
 '''Bob:''' They gon' come and say they can't stop it either,
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Spoofing.
 '''Bob:''' I-I could be put in jail for just terrorizing people cause my number comes in on their caller ID.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Can I-is this Mister Chandler right, your name is Mister Chandler right?
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, you-your
 '''Bob:''' Robert Chandler, I've got nothing to hide.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There-there are
 '''Bob:''' I'm eighty-two years old and I'm retired from GE.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' There are other people I have heard I think one of my sons has been receiving calls from that number as well. I did a look-read up of that as well, my son who is very into the internet did a look up of that number and found out that most people are getting calls from that number as well.
 '''Bob:''' Well you see these people are using our number to try and get us in trouble.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I am very sorry to hear that sir.
 '''Bob:''' Well that's just how this world goes there are some lousy people in this world [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I-uh oh man I uh-- have you reported this incident yet?
 '''Bob:''' Well you try and get in touch with the FBI, have you ever tried to get in touch with he FBI, you can't get in touch with the FBI. They don't even have any phone numbers and if you find a phone number you then get an answering machine and nobody ever calls you back. They get no money for this kind o' thing, this internet crime stuff-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are-are you saying they are purposely ignoring this-
 '''Bob:''' [''speaking over''] -mistaken identity and everything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -they are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' They are purposely ignoring this?
 '''Bob:''' That's right they are purposely ignoring it, the telephone company will tell you the same thing. They all have this thing named and it's called spoofing.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' So they know this thing exists but they won't do anything about it.
 '''Bob:''' That's right they won't do a thing about it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Yeah-
 '''Bob:''' The caller ID won't block it or anything.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Are you a Republican sir?
 '''Bob:''' I'm a-I'm a Republican yes.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That is-
 '''Bob:''' I didn't vote for Obama that's-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I did not vote for Obama either.
 '''Bob:''' Heh. What part of New York are you in?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think we live around Upstate New York, I-we're very conservative-
 '''Bob:''' -Upstate New York once, I lived in Utica.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I have a cousin who lives in Utica, I don't know if he's still living there but I haven't spoke to him in ten years-
 '''Bob:''' Yeah I worked with GE up there once bout forty years ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' General Electric?
 '''Bob:''' Yeah General Electric.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh, that's a very nice-I heard that's a very nice employ- steady job.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah well I retired from there so.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just want-
 '''Bob:''' I enjoyed it, I used to go hiking in the Adirondacks and up there in the-in the mountains of uh--whate-- white mountain I guess it is they call it or something.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think that's what we'll call it, it's very cold up here too; very very cold.
 '''Bob:''' I could remember some days when it was 35 below 0 up here. I got my tootsie-
 '''Liquid Bob:''' We just had sixteen, sixteen inches of snow. I was-
 '''Bob:''' Would you believe I'm sitting in Charlottesville if you know where that is, in Virgin-Virginia
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I think it's
 '''Bob:''' next to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia, I can see the mountains from my house. But we have right now two feet of snow in our yard and one time we had over three feet; bout two weeks ago.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That- holy moly! Are you able to get on the road safely?
 '''Bob:''' Well I-I parked my car next to the street and I finally we got a plow and I can get in and out right now because I'm next to street but for about a week we couldn't get out at all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Huh- that's very scary to hear that you guys get that much snow during the winter months.
 '''Bob:''' It stopped Washington, Philadelphia, Baltimore and New York too, the same storms. It put the government out of business for seven days up there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Oh, that just goes to shown ya you can't underestimate nature.
 '''Bob:''' That's right you can't, that's what I learned while I was in Utica in Upstate New York there.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' It gets pretty bad up here let me tell. It-we had an ice storm about twenty years ago, it took the power out for nearly a month, all the cars were frozen, we couldn-we couldn't even use our refrigerator, oh it was scary we were afraid it wasn't even gonna come back on.
 '''Bob:''' Well I'm [''chuckles''] I'm sure, well I can remember it we used to get all that what do you call it; lake effect snow?
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh what was-
 '''Bob:''' -snow up there, the snow that comes off the moisture off the great lake there? And uh I can remember three feet of snow in Utica
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Uh yeah uh that's-
 '''Bob:''' [''laughs'']
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -it hasn't been that bad yet, hopefully it won't be that bad in the future, winter months almost over and I can tell ya I want to get out on my boat again. And fish don't- and I go snapper fishing and they don't come 'till August.
 '''Bob:''' That's right, I remember a joke about it up there, you-you had two seasons: winter and the 4th of July.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' [''forced laughing''] Yeah uh- that's what they call it: Christmas and July [''chuckles'']
 '''Bob:''' That's right.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I'm gotta be going now, well I just wanted to clear this-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry just ignore those calls cause it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well I just wanted to be-verify this cause occasionally people have called us and we just wanted to see if it was important or not. Cause I do have family in Virgi-
 '''Bob:''' Somebody might not like your son on the internet and that's why they're- number and everythin' and that's why they're using our number to terrorize you.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh that probably answers some random number- back when I was little boy we used to just type in random numbers and the-phone just make ran- calls. I'm not proud of it or anythin' that's just what we did, it's none of this scary stuff that involves computers and everything; we did it in good fun we weren't tryin' to be antagonistic about it.
 '''Bob:''' Well there you are- for a while there they were even trying to talk my son into committing suicide over the internet.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well that's just wrong.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah it's disgusting and the federal government won't do a thing to help us- or the local government or anybody.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Have you gotten the police involved yet?
 '''Bob:''' It's just uh- it's just we've learned how to cope with it that's all.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' That's a-that's a shame. I hope they- you know- don't go too far with this or you better get the police involved.
 '''Bob:''' We have but they don't do anything; they say this is an internet matter it's federal government
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Apparently-
 '''Bob:''' -federal government says we don't have any money.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' -according to my son the police say we don't give crap about goes on the internet; they only care if it goes on-
 '''Bob:''' That's absolutely correct.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Well uh I have to be going now Mister Chandler it's uh-
 '''Bob:''' -sorry, sorry somebody's been botherin' you but it ain't us.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' I'll just keep-I'll just- I'll block uh this whoever spoofin' me from now on. Well thank you for clearin' this up I uh hope things go better for you and your son. Have a good day sir.
 '''Bob:''' We've learned to just ignore it.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' You should. Well have a good day and I hope the winter months don't give you the cold shoulder [''laughs'']
 '''Bob:''' I'll be alright.
 '''Liquid Bob:''' Alright take care now.

== Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler ==
Not much of a prank, but rather an informative call. From this brief conversation between troll and dad we learn that Bob is fully aware that Chris posted their dox in numerous places on the internet, and actually thinks [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|his]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|son]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|is]] [[Twin Falling Towers|a]] [[Sonichu Special 4|better]] [[Sonichu 10|person]].

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=== Transcript ===

 '''Bob:''' Hello?
 '''Troll:''' Oh, hello?
 '''Bob:''' Hello? Why you ringin' my number?
 '''Troll:''' Oh, oh, hey, um, I've been hearing that, uh...
 '''Bob:''' Why you ringin' my number?
 '''Troll''': Um, your son's kinda like getting you through some trouble on the, uh...online. He's giving out his- giving out your home phone number.
 '''Bob:''' My home phone number's been on the internet four years, and I don't care. Now why you callin' my number?
 '''Troll:''' Yeah, your...I think you heard about how your, uh, [[Tour of Chris's House|videos of your house]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|were on the Internet]]?
 '''Bob:''' I've heard a lot of stuff, and most of it is a bunch of trash, okay?
 '''Troll:''' Well, um...
 '''Bob:''' Why you callin' my number?
 ''' Troll:''' W-w-w-w-w-wait a minute, wait. Um...
 '''Bob:''' I'm gettin' kinda sick and tired of you people botherin' my home phone number. This is my private phone number, now get rid of it.
 '''Troll:''' Wait, wait, I'm not trying to piss you off.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, you are, because you're comin' in on an unknown blocked number call.
 '''Troll:''' Your-
 '''Bob:''' If you were up and aboard and above board(?) and really doin' what you say you ki- think you're doin', then your number would come in along with your name.
 '''Troll:''' [''quietly''] Shit, whatever lumberjack.
 '''Bob:''' Yeah, you can't argue with that, can you? Now quit callin' my damn number and leave it alone!
 '''Troll:''' Okay [[Chris_and_race#Parental_influence|KKK cracker.]]
 '''Bob:''' Okay, cracker.
 [''Troll snickers'']
 '''Bob:''' Get your act together. I'm 82 years old, and I've survived a long damn time. The way you're goin', you're not gonna make it very far.
 '''Troll:''' Can't raise your damn son right.
 '''Bob:''' I raised my son. [[Chris and psychology|My son is fine]]. [[Fail|My son has done a lot better than you have]], [[Chris and anger|he's a hell of a lot nicer than you are]], he doesn't go around callin' people all the damn time.
 '''Troll:''' Hey, I'm nice, but I'm just- I'm just trying to let you know, you're trying to, you're kinda being an ass on the other line.
 '''Bob:''' No, I'm not being an ass. I'm just gettin' tired of [[Chris and his ego|you people out there thinkin' you're God's gift to the world when you're not]].
 '''Troll:''' W-well, I'm- I'm not thinking, I'm not-
 '''Bob:''' Look at yourself in the mirror every morning, look at yourself...
 '''Troll:''' I do.
 '''Bob:''' ...and say "Now what do I do to deserve to judge other people?..."
 '''Troll:''' Well, I'm not-
 '''Bob:''' "...I'm so great that I can judge other people, and they're so damn far below me?" No, I think you should get off the phone and find yourself somethin' constructive to do as an entertainment.
 '''Troll:''' Well, I'm just-
 '''Bob:''' Thank you and good night.
 '''Troll:''' Okay, bitch.
 [''call ends'']

== Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder ==
A troll using a soundboard of Chris prank calls [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]]. However, both realize the caller to be a fake and hang up.

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==== Transcript (Mary) ====
'''Mary:''' Hello, Mary Lee Walsh?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but- nothing but a pain in my- a pain in my side! [''talking over Mary''] You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Mary:''' What are you- Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' [''again talking over Mary''] You shut up!
 '''Mary:''' I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 '''Mary:''' Um, who?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Mary:''' Well, I'll track the number, what do you need-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down.
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 [''Mary hangs up'']

==== Transcript (Michael) ====
'''Madeleine:''' The Game Place, this is Madeleine. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Madeleine:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Madeleine:''' This is Madeleine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm sorry. Yeah, okay, well I've mis- I've misunderstan- okay, well I've- I've misun-
 '''Madeleine:''' Can I help you with something?
 [''pause, faint whispering in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' We have miscommunication.
 [''unintelligible; Chris and Madeleine talk at the same time'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uhh, who is this?
 '''Michael:''' Christian.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch! [''talking over Michael'']
 '''Michael:''' You wanna talk to me, you need to ''talk'' to me.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Michael:''' Yeah, so?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Michael:''' I don't know who this is, but, uh, it's a waste of everbody's time.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''silence; Michael talks faintly in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Pussy.
 [''redialed'']
 '''Michael:''' The Game Place, this is Mike. How may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get yo black ass down a gutter and stay there.
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' How about you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head?
 [''pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends'']

== Bob calls Cole Smithey ==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob prank calls Christian's half brother, [[Cole Smithey]], but with little success...

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==== Transcript ====
'''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole-
 '''Cole:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey, buddy.
 '''Cole:''' Who is this?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there.
 '''Cole:''' Hahahahahahaha.
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, Cole hangs up'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Answering machine:''' Hi, you've reached Cole at [''"*Bleeped out number*" is displayed on the screen, accompanied by Chris screaming'']. Please leave your telephone number twice, along with your message. Thanks. [''beep'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Why don't you quit dialin' my number, and go somewhere and play a game with the gutter rats?
 [''Default Skype hanging up sound, troll hangs up'']
 [''tape runs out'']

==Chris calls Golden Corral==
The same troll from the above call utilizes his soundboard once again to prank Charlottesville's local [[Golden Corral]]. Lulz ensue when he engages in a verbal conflict with the restaurant [[Manajerk|Manager]].

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'''Waitress:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Waitress:''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' How are you?
 '''Waitress:''' Fine.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 [''at the same time''] What? / My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Waitress:''' I can't understand you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Waitress:''' Uh-huh.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You want me to caress your breasts?
 '''Waitress:''' Aah, hold on.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''pause; a radio can be heard playing in the background'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''silence'']
 '''Waiter 1''' Good morning, this is [unintelligible] speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up. You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 1''' Hello?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 2:''' Golden Corral, [unintelligible], how can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What the hell. Why are you- why did you start doing this in the first place, you little son of a bitch!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 3:''' Golden Corral of Charlottesville, how can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down. You can find me right now; I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 4:''' Good morning, thank you for calling Golden Corral Charlottesville. [Unintelligible], how can I help you today?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, yeah, you know my address, right? You got MapQuest to come all the way over?
 '''Waiter 4:''' Yeah, you should, [unintelligible], you need the address, man?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''at the same time''] [unintelligible] / 14 Branch-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No. 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm sorry, [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Waiter 4:''' In Ruckersville; that's your address. I don't need your address; do you need our address?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I-
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Waiter 4:''' I'm not coming to your place.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You weak little son of a bitch!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Why would we come to your place, man?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Waiter 4:''' Man, I think you need to stop calling this number, because I don't know what's up, but obviously you've [unintelligible] from somewhere, and you're calling our restaurant, and we do not deliver, and I don't know who you are, so [unintelligible] you need to stop calling, thank you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Waiter 5:''' Good afternoon, thank you for calling Golden Corral of Charlottesville, this is [unintelligible] speaking, how can I help you [unintelligible]?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 '''Waiter 5:''' Okay, look. Let me be really frank with you. Stop calling this damn number, bitch. Alright? [unintelligible] I suggest-
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Shut the hell up.
 '''Waiter 5:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You shut up!
 [''call ends; redialed'']
 '''Manager:''' Hello!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.
 '''Manager:''' Who is this?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Manager:''' Why do you keep calling here?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You've been nothing but a- you've been nothing but a pain in my- just a pain in my side!
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible]
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Christian what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Christian Weston Chandler.
 '''Manager:''' Okay, well, you need to stop calling us [unintelligible], okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Manager:''' Yeah; otherwise I'm going to have to call the police.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Manager:''' 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Go ahead, go ahead and take it to the police!
 '''Manager:''' I will, because we have no idea who you are!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Manager:''' Now, do you have a home number? I can have somebody from our [unintelligible] contact you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Manager:''' [unintelligible] so you don't want us calling your damn phone, do ya?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Manager:''' Yep, that's what I'm writing down, man. And, uh, stop calling the damn phone, okay? 'Cause you're crazy.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I don't know.

==Phone Harassment==
A troll using a soundboard of Bob harasses several people over the phone. Lulz ensues.

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 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] How may I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm 82 year old man.
 [''Pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Frankie:''' Do you have a question for a [''Unintelligible''] this mornin'?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Frankie:''' Okay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, boy. You get your black ass down in the gutter-
 '''Frankie:''' [''Interrupting, unintelligible'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' - And stay there.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't care what you are or who you are.
 [''Redial'']
 '''Frankie:''' Hi this is Frankie can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello? Hello?
 '''Frankie:''' Hello this is Frankie, can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old but I was born in Fort Worth. Who are you?
 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] Thank you, bye.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen you motherfucker! You get your black ass down in the gutter.
 [''Redial'']
'''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''] Can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I explain something to you? Can I do that?
 '''Frankie:''' No.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well let me explain something to you.
 [''Redial'']
 '''Frankie:''' [''Unintelligible''], How can I help?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hey buddy, I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa, we're basically a neighbor of yours. Who is this?
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Calls Blockbuster'']
 '''Jarred:''' Blockbuster Video, Jarred speaking, how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you and what's goin' on?
 '''Jarred:''' Huh?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Jarred:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Jarred:''' I'm... not, may I ask who this is?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down. I'm Robert Chandler. Why are you callin' my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't placed a call today.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you fucking my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' Excuse me?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy. Why are you fucking my phone?
 '''Jarred:''' Um.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay.
 '''Jarred:''' Yeah, I'm gonna to go ahead and hang up. Thank you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You the mayor of Big Daddy's pizza? Is that what you said?
 [''Ends call'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Jarred:''' Hello, Blockbuster Video, Jarred speaking.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Now listen you motherfucker. You get your black ass down in a gutter and stay there. Okay?
 '''Jarred:''' I'm, I'm not sure what you're on about, but I haven't placed a call today.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. I didn't call you, but I'm tryin' to explain how these people do it! Okay?
 [''Pause'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' May I explain something to you?
 '''Jarred:''' Go ahead.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. I was born in Fort Worth. I'm basically a neighbor of yours. You come over here and I show you what's the matter.
 '''Jarred:''' Sir I'm in [''Clipped''] Kentucky, I'm not anywhere near-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting''] Oklahoma! I've got a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also.
 '''Jarred:''' Right.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes. I've got a lot of Cherokee relatives that live in your state also. So I'm a neighbor.
 '''Jarred:''' Okay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling on me on a Sunday afternoon?
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't called you sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Jarred:''' Very well.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hello there!
 '''Jarred:''' Hello.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' There are a lot of- lot of weird people out here and we didn't have-we didn't have anything to do with this damn...uh...thing that's going on.
 '''Jarred:''' Didn't having anything to do with what that's going on? You cut off for a second.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Sir or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are. Don't you call up here-now look don't you call up here cussing at my husband.
 '''Jarred:''' I haven't called, nor cursed at all.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' You get your gutter ass out in the gutter and shut up!
 '''Jarred:''' Oh, very well.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well I'm trying to be nice to you and to explain what's happening.
 '''Jarred:''' I'm trying to understand, but I'm not quite getting it because there has not been a phone call placed from this phone today. This is a Blockbuster Video, and we don't call out.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I didn't call you but I'm tryin' to explain how these people do it. There is on the internet.
 '''Jarred:''' Yes.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' A bunch of trolls, and these these trolls have found somewhere somebody that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID.
 '''Jarred:''' Righ- [''Unintelligible, being talked over'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. They have the program in their computer that allows them to dial numbers, anywhere in the country and put in as the caller I.D., any particular telephone number they want too.
 '''Jarred:''' Right.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Now this the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they even gived it a name called spoofing.
 '''Jarred:''' Uh huh.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Now they persecute people. You called me. Why are you calling me? I'm 82 years old. I'm an 82 year old man. Okay, cool it down, I'm trying to be nice to you. Okay?
 '''Jarred:''' And I'm trying to be nice, but I'm, as I said, the, we, if some is indeed hacking our number, we did not actually place the call.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good. Okay?
 [''Ends call'']
 [''New call'']
 '''Dude:''' Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Dude:''' Who, who you tryin' to reach?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G. Okay? Can I do that?
 '''Dude:''' No!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Spoofing. Can I do that?
 '''Dude:''' No.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that. I'm an 82 year old man. Cut it down.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''New call'']
 '''Sam:''' Sam (Anses?), how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Sam:''' Hello.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you callin' me? Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Sam:''' hello? Who's this? Hello?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Sam:''' What?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Let me explain something to you. Listen, you motherfucker, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Okay?
 '''Sam:''' Huh.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well right now it's midnight, what in the world do you want?
 '''Sam:''' Uh, no one called your phone.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Sam:''' Sam (Anses?), how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm 82 years old, now I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. Hehe, you come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Sam:''' [''Unintelligible, away from the phone''] Called me twice, [''Unintelligible'']
 '''Other Guy:''' Hello!
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello, I beg your pardon?
 Bob and the Other Guy at the same time: '''Hello?'''/'''Hello?'''
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' And I live in Ruckersville, Virginia. Hehe, you come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Other Guy:''' I'm sorry?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Other Guy:''' Who's calling your phone?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down. Can I do that? Can I explain something to you?
 '''Other Guy:''' You can do whatever you want, I don't know who the hell you are or what you're calling me for.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler. Let me explain something to you. There is on the internet, a, a bunch of trolls, that have engineered a set of software that allows them to call people on the telephone and put in any particular number they want to put in as the caller ID. Now this the telephone company knows about this and the federal government knows about this, to the point where they even-
 '''Other Guy:''' [Interrupting] Okay, and how does this relate to me? I'm at work here, can I help you with something?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Spoofing, S-P-O-O-F-I-N-G.
 [''Call end'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down.
 [''New call'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] This is Perry, how may I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Perry:''' Yes.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can you speak slowly, and one syllable at a time, so I can understand you?
 '''Perry:''' This is the Fairfield Inn at West Des Moines. Can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Okay. Can I explain something to you?
 '''Perry:''' Yeah, sure.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Perry:''' Oh man up!
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] Crystal Inn, West Des Moines, this is Perry, how may I-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen boy.
 [''Talking over each other'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'll let you talk to my wife, maybe she can talk some sense into your head.
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] if you have a crap with me, why don't you go ahead and call the police, have them get a hold of me, otherwise you stop bugging this facility-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting, talking over'']
 '''Perry:''' I'll have the phone tapped, and we'll find your dumb, old ass, and you know you told me you were going to kill yourself once, why don't you go ahead-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting, again''] You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Well, who do you think I am?
 [''Call end'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Bastard!
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] suites, West Des Moines, this is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hello there! [''Talking over Perry''] Sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are.
 [''Call ends'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''] suites in West Des Moines, this is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well, I'm tryin' to be nice to you, and explain what's happening.
 '''Perry:''' Have them call me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Perry:''' [''Unintelligible''], so, this is my last warning to you, do not-
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Perry:''' -call here again.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cool it down, I'm tryin' to be nice to you.
 '''Barbara (soundboard):''' Hang up the phone and forget the number!
 [''Call end'']
 [''Redial'']
 '''Perry:''' Good day, Fair Field Suites at West Des Moines, my name is Perry, how can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you callin' my phone?
 '''Perry:''' Dude, you need to lay off whatever you're doing. Stop calling here, this is a business.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I explain something to you?
 '''Perry:''' What town do you live in?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Perry:''' Well then, you call the police there, you have them call me.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' [''Interrupting and talking over''] Hehe, you come here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Perry:''' I'm too busy to deal with this sir, lay off the alcohol. Goodbye.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hehe, you come here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 [''Call ends'']
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Bastard!
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello? Can I explain something to you? Can I do that?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You're being a victim of the internet people that persecute people.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You don't say?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Can I help explain something to you?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there. Listen you motherfucker, get in your low-life gutter and stay there.
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' You don't say?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you fuck my phone?
 '''Chris the Hacker (soundboard):''' Frank Garrett?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why you callin' my number?
 [''Video end'']

==Bob calls the US Department of Education==

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''[Intro music: "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins]''
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Larry:''' How are you doing today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I beg your pardon?
 '''Larry:''' This is Larry speaking. How can I help you today?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And how are you doing today, Mr. Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Good.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And you called, sir... Did you say Robert Chandler?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' All right. Um, last four of your Social was ''[redacted]''.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' OK. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. How can I help you today, Rob? You called in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Who are you?
 '''Larry:''' My name is Larry Griffin, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling me?
 '''Larry:''' OK, we're calling you Rob, we're calling you on behalf of the United States Department of Education, sir. I do have to let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance. Um, we're calling about your student loans that are in default, sir.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware that complaints had been filed against you, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't know? It's been in default since 1999.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 '''Larry:''' Your student loans have been in default since 1999, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm an 82-year-old man.
 '''Larry:''' You said you're what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old. I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' And the last four of your Social was ''[redacted]'', correct?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' And do you have any children named Rob Chandler, as well?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't? OK. Well, the Department of Education filed a complaint against you. It's under your Social Security number, uh, in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I- I'm a Texan, now.
 '''Larry:''' You're gonna what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I have a cousin who lives in Tulsa.
 '''Larry:''' OK, this is for the University of Missouri in St. Louis. Did you go to, did you go to college?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Hmm. Well, they have your Social Security number...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Interrupting]'' I beg your pardon. I can't even understand what you're saying.
 '''Larry:''' I'm calling about your student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education, Rob. When you went to go to school, you had to fill out for some student loans. They're in default now, because you haven't paid 'em.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''You'' called ''me''.
 '''Larry:''' You said what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You're the one that made the call.
 '''Larry:''' Right, we're calling to see if we can help you get your student loans out of default, before they go with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' We're gonna call you, it's your Social Security number. You saying that's not gonna stop us from calling you. You owe a loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, you motherfucker...
 '''Larry:''' You owe the government, Rob. Cussing is not getting you anywhere, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not doing anything, sir. Cussing is not doing nothing.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit...
 '''Larry:''' I mean, come on, now. You owe a loan, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you...
 '''Larry:''' Cussing is not a checkboook; it's not gonna pay your loan.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why don't you quit dialing my number, and go somewhere and play a game with a gutter rat.
 '''Larry:''' ''[Talking over Bob]'' Rob, what you need to understand is that we're gonna call you because you owe the government, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' So we're gonna continue to call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' You owe a debt.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I didn't call you, but I'm trying to explain how these...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Interrupting]'' Right. Right, we're calling ''you'', to try to help ''you'' out, so you can get your loans out of default. You being mean and cussing is not helping nobody out.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You shouldn't be upset like that.
 '''Larry:''' Rob, I'm not upset. I'm trying to help you out. You're the one upset cussin'.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it down.
 '''Larry:''' Cut it down?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Cut it out.
 '''Larry:''' Cut it out, come on, now. Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' Huh? You do?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' OK. So you're not workin' right now, Rob? You're not receiving any income?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' OK. So who, how have you been surviving then?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Well, right now it's midnight. What in the world do you want?
 '''Larry:''' I wanna get your loans out of default, Rob! That's why we're calling you, because you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Then why did my phone ring?
 '''Larry:''' Didn't you just call in?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' Did you just call in here?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You didn't just call in here? I mean, I just answered the phone, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't have an issue problem with anybody, but please quit calling my number.
 '''Larry:''' Rob, we're gonna call you because you owe the Department of Education. You owe the government money, Rob, that's why we're calling you. Because if you don't wanna pay...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm just not answering my telephone.
 '''Larry:''' ...we still have to call you, OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I haven't called..
 '''Larry:''' Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I haven't called your house. I'm the one who picked up the phone and said, "Hello."
 '''Larry:''' Right, right, right, so we're trying to help you out, Rob. Do you wanna get your student loans out of default?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' No!
 '''Larry:''' You don't want... do you want them to go into garnishment against you?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't need your crap.
 '''Larry:''' My crap? I mean, Rob... What are, what are you talking about?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Get in your low-life gutter and stay there.
 '''Larry:''' Low-life gutter and stay there? Are you serious? This is...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ''[Talking over Larry]'' Listen, boy.
 '''Larry:''' ...not how to get your loans out of default. I'm not a boy.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Listen, listen, you motherfucker!
 '''Larry:''' I'm not that, either, OK? Rob, do you want to handle this voluntarily or not? I need to know what to document your account as.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Larry:''' We're calling you for the... Rob, I'm gonna say this for the fifth time. We're calling you to let you know you have student loans that are in default with the United States Department of Education. We need to make you aware of what's going on, Rob. OK?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know who you are and who you think I am.
 '''Larry:''' Were you aware of this? I think you're Rob Chandler, last four of your Social ''[redacted]'', and that's why I did let you know this call may be monitored for quality assurance.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I'm Robert Chandler.
 '''Larry:''' Right, last four of your Social were ''[redacted]''...
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old.
 '''Larry:''' ...''[unintelligible]'' against you in the amount of $24,461.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years...
 '''Larry:''' So we're seeing if this could be handled voluntarily, before they keep the account and go forward with further collection activity against you.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yeah, I'm 82 years old, but I was born in Fort Worth.
 '''Larry:''' You're 82 years old?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Larry:''' Do you live at 1040 Clare Ridge Place?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' So I'm a neighbor.
 '''Larry:''' Huh?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I was born in Fort Worth and I live in Ruckersville, Virginia.
 '''Larry:''' OK. And the last four of your Social is ''[redacted]''. You don't live on Clare Ridge Place?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Larry:''' I'll come over there and you'll show me what?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' You come over here and I'll show you what's the matter.
 '''Larry:''' OK, OK, Rob, look. What are we gonna do here? This back and forth with you cussin' on the phone is not helpin' nobody out. It's not makin' nobody a better man.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my number?
 '''Larry:''' So what is, what is, what is the purpose of this call, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Why are you calling my phone?
 '''Larry:''' Well, actually, you called in here. I answered the call, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' Will you please quit calling me, and leave my phone alone?
 '''Larry:''' Rob! I did not call your line, I answered the line.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' OK?
 '''Larry:''' ''[They are talking over each other until the final line.]'' You know what, Rob?
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' I don't know what you are, or who you are, and I don't really care..
 '''Larry:''' All right. You know what? I'ma just mark this as a refusal to pay, Rob.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' ...but you're invading my privacy, and you're cussin' at me, and I don't...
 '''Larry:''' ''[Unintelligible]'' refusal to pay.
 '''Bob (soundboard):''' What?
 ''[Exit music]''

==Chris calls the Ku Klux Klan==

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'''Receptionist:''' [cut off] -eadquarters.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening, sir, how are you?
 '''Receptionist:''' Good! What can we do for you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down: 14 Branchland Court.
 '''Receptionist:''' And what would I be writing that down for?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Receptionist:''' I'm not sure if I'm coming to your place! Why should I come there?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian Weston Chandler. What time do you think you can be by my place?
 '''Receptionist:''' I think in about 30 seconds I'm gonna hang up if you don't explain to me what this is about.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic. I am internet-famous for being the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. What can I do to make up for that?
 '''Receptionist:''' Umm... you know, that and two cents will get you probably anywhere you want to go I guess, umm... I don't know why I should come to you. Uh, people come here. We have a national headquarters, we have a business here. And, uh, that's the way to go.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Oh, come on!
 '''Receptionist:''' Uh-huh. That's what I thought. Goodbye now!

==Chris calls PETA==

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'''Receptionist:''' Thank you for calling PETA.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening, sir, how are you?
 '''Receptionist:''' I'm a lady, but I'm good, how are you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm doin' good. Oh, things have been great for me, you know, I just finished the dating episode, it is fantastic!
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Hello?
 '''Receptionist:''' Wha- you did what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm good!
 '''Receptionist:''' Uh- I'm sorry, I really don't know what you're talking about, you're not making any sense.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' My name is Christian.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, that's cool. How can I help you?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I invite you to come- I invite you to write this down:
 '''Receptionist:''' You what-?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' 14 Branchland Court. Ruckersville.
 '''Receptionist:''' ...What?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' You can find me right now, I live at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, Virginia!
 '''Receptionist:''' You need to turn your radio down or whatever you're screaming into, it's not working very well. I don't under- is there something I can help you with?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. What is it, let me try to help you.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm 27. I'm currently living with my mother and my father. I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Receptionist:''' That's alright. I'm 28. I live on my own. I'm not autistic. But that's okay too, I mean do you have questions about animals?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, what are they?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I've got a lot more experience than you could imagine.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. Experience for what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' So, uh, did you get the comic pages I sent you?
 '''Receptionist:''' I don't know, um, we might've. We're a really- we're kind of a big organization and I don't really work in that department. Um...
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Receptionist:''' Do what?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Uh, who is this?
 '''Receptionist:''' This is a- this is the front desk.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 [''pause'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Well, I'm speechless at the moment.
 '''Receptionist:''' So I would see, uh, I wouldn't see anything that you sent.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I am full of surprises!
 '''Receptionist:''' You- I know, you sound like it! That's exciting. I love surprises.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Yep. Um, well, do you have any questions about anything or is there someone I can direct you to? Um...
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' [''giggles''] Okay, um, well, what are they?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm high-functionally autistic.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay! Um... that's- that's cool. Um... that's alright. Um, do you have any questions about what's going on with animals or, I mean, you're calling PETA so I'm trying to get you through to the right person. I have a question.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I'm happy to oblige with an ans- with an honest answer.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay. Why are you calling from a number that I get a lot of prank calls from?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' No.
 '''Receptionist:''' [''giggles'']
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I don't know!
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay, well, um, I am trying to help you out with answering some questions and if you don't have any I'm going to let you go, but when you do have some questions you could always call us back but we close, um, at, we close in about eight minutes.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' I did not mean to give off the impression of being crazy.
 '''Receptionist:''' No, I don't feel like you're crazy, I feel like maybe you just don't have, um, your questions together yet, so if you want to, you can put them together and then give us a call back!
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yes, I agree with you, this is frustrating.
 '''Receptionist:''' It would be less frustrating for you. I can do this all day.
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Yeah. Okay, um, well, I'm gonna let you go, but have a lovely evening and, um, if you have any questions just feel free to give us a call back tomorrow and maybe at a better time, okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Yeah.
 '''Receptionist:''' Okay, well you have a really good night, and, um, hopefully we'll be able to answer some questions soon, okay?
 '''Chris (soundboard):''' Good evening.
 '''Receptionist:''' Alright, bye-bye.

==Chris Chan hates Frank Garrett==
A Troll using various prank victim soundboards calls Chris. Chris once again proves his low intelligence by [[fail|pretending to be his voicemail]].

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'''Chris:''' Hello I am un-un... I am unavailable to take your call right--
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Hello you Stupid Mother Fucker You! [--talking over Chris]
 '''Chris:''' Please call back later, goodbye.
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Well I don't give a shit!
 '''Jackass Plumber (soundboard):''' You sick bitch!
 [''redialed'']
 '''Chris:''' Didn't ya hear me? I said quit calling and call back another time!
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Who gives a shit?
 [''redialed'']
 '''Chris:''' Hello you have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler--
 '''Frank Garrett (soundboard):''' Oh Fugg Kyew Fat Boy! [--talking over Chris]
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry I can't answer right now but please-- (stops abruptly)
 '''Officer Martin (soundboard):''' Nobody's calling your number.
 [''Video end'']

==ThePCassassins - Call Bobby Chandler==
The PCassassins uploaded a video on September 21st 2010. The two individuals call up Bob and ask him only two questions before the conversation takes a turn for the worse. In the nine minutes that followed, we learned that Bob graduated from Auburn University, was an Eagle Scout and Scoutmaster for 20 years in the Boy Scouts, and that he is in fact a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

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(dial tone)
Bob: Hello?
Troll 1: Hello…
Bob: Hello!
Troll 1: Mr. Chandler-
Bob: Who is this?
Troll 1: This is Anthony Sanchez.
Bob: Who is Anthony Sanchez?
Troll 1: No, answer me Sanchez ! I’d like to, ah, ask you a few questions, if, ah, um, you wouldn’t mind.
Bob: Well, I don’t know if I’ll give you any answers.
Troll 1: Well, do the best you can, I guess. Number 1, um, have you ever heard of a website called bangbust.com?
Bob: No, I’m not on the internet.
Troll 1: Okay, um, 2: What scares you more, a black man living in your neighborhood, or a gay man living in your neighborhood?
Bob: I don’t think that’s any of your business.
Troll 1: Well, um, I um, am doing this for… research and statistics. And I, um…
Bob: (interrupts) It’s still none of your business.
Troll 1: What if I had a hooker give you a blowjob?
Bob: It’s none of your business. (pause) Just quit bothering my telephone and get the hell…
Troll 2: (interrupts) Tell your son to stop drinking his semen!
Troll 1: Ah, okay, I’ll skip that question.
Bob: Ah, you’re just being an asshole.
Troll 2: Your sons an asshole.
Troll 1: Bob, um, um, relax! All right, all right, that was an insensitive question. You’re right; let’s skip that.
Bob: You got no reason to know that kind of stuff.
Troll 1: Bob, relax, relax; take your medicine. And relax.
Bob: I am relaxed.
Troll 1: Well, um, good, um.
Bob: I’m sick and tired of you calling up on my telephone.
Troll 1: I have no idea what you’re talking about. Bob, are you going senile? (pause) Stop listening to Snorlax, man, she has you pussying!
Troll 2: Fuck Korea, man, just listen to what my friend has to say and shut up! (???)
Troll 1: Yeah, I mean, come on…
Bob: If you guys would just go to college and…
Troll 1: I am in college.
Troll 2: I’m in college, too, and I’m actually doing something with my degree.
Bob: Try doing something constructive with your life.
Troll 2: I am, unlike your son.
Troll 1: That’s kind of ironic, given your son doesn’t do jack shit with his degree.
Troll 2: Honor roll, my ass.
Bob: I have my degree, fellow.
Troll 2: Your retarded son who drinks semen.
Troll 1: I’m talking about your son.
Bob: He got his degree, too.
Troll 2: He doesn’t do jack shit with it, though.
Troll 1: What’s he done today? What’s he done with it?
Bob: It doesn’t matter what he’s done with it. Mind your own fucking business.
Troll 1: But you’re telling us to go to college!
Troll 2: Yeah, you’re telling us to go to college. I want you to tell me what your son’s done. What’s he done? (???)
Bob: It’s none of your business.
Troll 2: It is, cause he tells us on the internet. It’s everybody’s business now.
Troll 1: Yeah!
Bob: It’s none of your business. Why don’t you (inaudible, interruptions) quit bothering us, or I won’t answer your phone at all?
Troll 1: Let’s, um, get away from that question cause it might… shit in the pants… (???)
Troll 2: Skip that question!
Bob: Listen, fellow,
Troll 1: Bob… (bunch of inaudible stuff, everyone tries to speak)
Bob: I’m talking to you, listen, I’m talking to you… (interruptions from trolls) Listen to me, you, I’ll tell you what I want you to know, okay? First, I am a graduate engineer. Okay? Second, I worked forty years for G.E., and I retired from G.E. Third, I served this country and this world by creating at least ten patents and automating a whole lot of industry with a whole lot of stuff that you couldn’t live without. I’ve done my service to man kind.
Troll (?): What about your son?
Bob: I’m an old man now and I want to be left in peace by you fuckers out there.
Troll 2: Fuck you klansman! (interruptions and more inaudible)
Troll 1: I’ve listened to what you had to say and I…
Bob: Well, I’m telling you this, I also spent my time as a scoutmaster. Okay, I was an Eagle Scout. I spent my time for twenty years…
Troll 2: Your son drinks his own semen! Wears his mom’s underwear! He eats at McDonald’s, he whack’s off!
Troll 1: Are you telling me you’re a damn… Bob?
Bob: You will never have (inaudible)
Troll 2: My son will never drink his own semen or wear his mom’s underwear or live in our house when he’s 28 years old. My son does not have the Snorlax for a mother.
Troll 1: Hold on a second, relax, everyone just relax. Bob, you’re saying you’re a scout manager for NAMBLA?
Bob: No, I’m saying I was a scout master.
Troll 1: For NAMBLA, I got it…
Bob: That was rude.
Troll 1: Yeah, yeah, for NAMBLA, I got you.
Bob: Boy scouts!
Troll 2: Yeah, um for NAMBLA.
Troll 1: How many years, um, did you do that for NAMBLA?
Bob: I was a scout master for almost 20 years.
Troll 1: Twenty years in NAMBLA, that’s really impressive, I’m really impressed.
Bob: I got an Eagle Scout badge, which very few of you people out there have. (tries to say more, inaudible…)
Troll 2: The Boy Scouts are gay, they’re as gay as your son.
Troll 1: (nonsensical rambling) if I learn it first hand in the real world from someone such as yourself. 20 years in NAMBLA…
Bob: I would be embarrassed if I were you.
Troll 2: I would be embarrassed if my son drank his own semen.
Bob: You can’t say I’ve done so-and-so when you haven’t done crap. (???) Tell me one thing you’ve done. (interruptions)
Troll 2: Well, your son drinks his own semen and wears his mom’s underwear.
Bob: I don’t care, we’re talking about me and we’re talking about my phone.
Troll 1: What about your phone? I…
Bob: This is my phone number. This is my phone that you’re bothering.
Troll 2: Chris gave us your number.
Troll 1: (rambling) 20 years in NAMBLA (more rambling) what did you do after?
Bob: Find something you can brag about instead of harassing…
Troll 1: I don’t brag, that’s not my nature.
Bob: All you can do is harass and bully, right?
Troll 1&2: (rambling) house full of clutter (rambling) just asking.
Bob: I have friends in the Klu Klux Klan.
Troll 1&2: What? Holy shit! (laughter)
Bob: Yeah.
Troll 2: I’m so glad we’re recording this. Are you part of the KKK yourself?
Bob: I was raised in Alabama, so take your own judgment from that, fellow.
Troll 2: Holy shit.
Bob: I went to Auburn in the heart of the deep south, so you can take your whatevers from that.
Troll 1&2: What (ramblings)
Troll 1: So you said you went to Auburn what can I take from that?
Bob: That’s right, I graduated there.
Troll 1: So you’re telling me that most people who graduated from Auburn are in the KKK?
Bob: No, I’m saying a lot of them are. It’s in the heart of the deep south.
Troll 1: So I thought you said most people, but well …
Bob: I’ve seen um burning (inaudible) you don’t want to see it.
Troll 2: Wait… are you a member of the KKK, Bob?
Bob: I won’t say whether I am or not. If I am, I’ll go see if I have a white hood to put on.
Troll (?): Okay, Bob, all right, we’re just asking you some questions.
Bob: Okay? Now get off my damn case.
Troll 2: (rambling) my black girlfriend (rambling)
Bob: (rambling) pathetic individual (rambling)
Troll 2: (rambling) like your son, Bob?
Bob: It doesn’t matter, we’re not talking about my son.
Troll 1: I’m talking about your son.
Bob: We’re talking about me, and we’re talking about you.
Troll 1: When you tell us to get a life, why don’t you tell that to your son? We’re just trying to ask you questions and learn about life in the South.
Troll 2: Why you gotta hustle?
Bob: That’s fine, ask..
Troll 1: Whatever happened to Megan?
Troll 2: Sonichu’s not a life, man!
Bob: My son’s a hell of a lot more creative than you are.
Troll 2: That’s why we’re talking to you and he doesn’t talk to you.
Troll 1: He says he doesn’t get along with you that well and so…
Troll 2: That’s what he puts on his website.
Bob: (inaudible) fine.
Troll 2: You’re not on his Youtube page.
Bob: Why don’t you get a life and prove you’re good enough and capable of talking to me? I’m an old man and I’ve helped (?) for forty or fifty years. To hell with that.
‘Troll 2: You’ve failed.
Bob: Go out and get a life.
Troll 2: I have one. I’m fucking my girlfriend every night.
Bob: (inaudible)
Troll 2: I have a black girlfriend. I’m happy.
Troll 1: Bob, tell me something, do you know what the Pythagoreoum Theorem is?
Bob: I sure do.
Troll 1: What is it?
Bob: It’s for me to know and you to find out, my friend.
Troll 1: I have a Bachelor’s Degree. It’s A squared, plus B squared, equals C squared.
Troll 2: Ha! Check and mate!
Troll 1: C’mon Bob, right there (rambling) Do you know anything about the Gordon Ratio?
Bob: Listen fellow, I have ten patents. In the rims of industrial automation.
Troll 1: Put your rim jobs in the freaking…
Bob: …design and create the computer.
Troll 1: No you didn’t!
Bob: I helped design and create the computer. I put the intercontinental postion…
(all ramble)
Bob: When you can tell me something about that, you can call me back. Until then… Good luck…
Troll 1&2: (rambling) big fucking failure (rambling) multi millionaire.
Troll 1: He hung up man.
Troll 2: Oh my god, that was fucking awesome. We got him fucking admitting he’s a part of the KKK!
Troll 1: Dude, upload that shit now!
Troll 2: I got it!

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Mal-Wart

2010-09-24T00:00:45Z

KarryLing:

{{quote|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to [[W-M-Manajerk|him]], “I do not speek [sic] to any Man other than myself, because [[JERKS|they]] all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my [[car]], and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}

[[Image:Walmart Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|Charlottesville Wal-Mart branch]]
[[Image:Ruckersville.jpg|thumb|(Top left in blue text) Future site of the Ruckersville Wal-Mart]]
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'''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s rather shitty (and mildly evocative of foot fungus) anagram for [[Wikipedia:Wal-Mart|Wal-Mart]] in his [[comic]]s.

==Love Quest==

In [[June 2005]] the [[Charlottesville]] Wal-Mart served as an [[Attraction Location]] for Chris's never ending [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go to the in-store [[McDonald's]], set up his stuff, and wait around for hours.

On 22 June 2005 Chris was confronted by the men he identified as [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who took issue with his [[Attraction Sign]] and called the [[police]] on him. Chris hid the sign and denied that he had it, but he was banned from entering the Wal-Mart anyway. However, Chris interpreted this to mean he was only banned from the McDonald's he was in at the time.

On 25 June Chris attempted again to loiter and came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his [[Pixelblock]] sculptures. The conflict drew the attention of the [[W-M-Manajerk]]. When the Wal-Mart manager attempted to reason with him, Chris ran away, almost hitting the manager with his car. He would later gloat about this.

Chris would return to Wal-Mart in [[October 2009]], forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Unfortunately, they've decided to build a new store right next door to him in [[Ruckersville]], opening no later than [[May 2010]].<ref>[http://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=11501642 Wal-Mart Breaks Ground In Ruckersville]</ref> In the [[Jackie e-mails]] Chris said he was looking to apply here. Look forward to many more overweight [[autistic]] loitering and soliciting, [[Jerkop]] related [[lulz]] and mishaps, and eventual bannings & restraining orders.

==References in the comic==
Chris chronicles his expulsion from Wal-Mart in ''[[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4]]''. In Chris's fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the [[Manajerks]] as Super [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] alongside [[Darkbind]]. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but because of Chris's refusal to leave, or stay away, the Wal-Mart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.

These events are reprinted in ''[[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"|Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2]]'' were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris's interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block [[Heart Torch]] to summon his identical twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (not to be confused with his future daughter, doubly named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Crystal lunch.

B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk all appear once more in ''[[Sonichu 7]]'' as part of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==See also==
*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[The Game Place]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

Jackie

2010-09-18T07:53:25Z

KarryLing: Wow a fancy template to summarize things.

{{Infobox Person
| name = Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley
| image =
| alt =
| caption =
| birthday =
| age = 22
| location = [[Charlottesville]]
| relation = [[Sweetheart]]
| saga =
| knownfor = [[Jackie Emails]]
| nationality =
| education = College Graduate
| organization =
| influenced = [[For_J-R's_Eyes_Only.MOV]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]
| notes =
}}

{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}

[[Image:JackSweetheart.jpg|thumb|Jackie IRL, note the shirt and bracelet]]
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]

'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romley''' is a woman whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe]]. Not much is known about Jackie other than what's present in a set of emails and a video uploaded by Chris.

==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==

===Sexy sweetie looking for love===

I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me old fashioned I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build, straight teeth, and a good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]

Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonalds|go to dinner]], cook dinner together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend [[Chris and rape|at my family's cabin]], travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?

I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. I shop a LOT. :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start a family with.

[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]]

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Woman''' 
Current Status: '''Single''' 
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship''' 
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy''' 
Eyes: '''Hazel''' 
Height: '''5' 03"''' 
Hair Type: '''Red''' 
Age: '''22''' 
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''College graduate''' 
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian''' 
Religion: '''Unitarian''' 
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky''' 
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville''' 
City: '''Charlottesville''' 
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor''' 
Have Children: '''No''' 
Want Children: '''Yes'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]''' 
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]''' 
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''Car, Bycicle, Walk''' 
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]''' 
I spend my free time: '''Reading, Sex, Creating, Working out, Watching movies, Shopping, Biking, Frisbee Golf''' 
Funniest Thing: '''A monkey on roller skates'''

===Deeper===
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, wo'd be coming?'''
Wilt Chamberlain, [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and Liberace.

'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[PSP|Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!

'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[Chris and race|big]][[Homos|ot]][[Women's rights|ry]]''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''Andy Warhol''' and the body of a '''Brad Pitt'''

People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''good cooking''' The quickest way to my bed is '''strong, muscly arms'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''

The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''Digimon'''

'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.

I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.

'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.

'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''

'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews

'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks

'''Wireless''' or Landline

'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose

Beatles or '''Stones'''

CD or '''MP3'''

'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill

Dogs or '''Cats'''

'''Summer''' or Winter

Black or '''[[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Brown]]'''

'''Bars''' or Stay Home

Kroger or '''Whole Food'''

'''PC''' or Mac

'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy

Steak or '''[[Pickles|Salad]]'''

Steak or '''Sushi'''

'''Cavaliers''' or Redskins

'''Casket''' or Cremation

Fax or '''Email'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

'''Pumps''' or Flats

'''Beach''' or Mountains

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==First contact==

{{main|Jackie Emails}}

Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5 to 21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.

==A new dawn?==
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].

On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To_Jackie,_with_Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. It appears that Jackie is fast on her way to becoming the new [[Ivy]].

{{Sweethearts}}

[[Category:Sweethearts]]

XBox is OK.MOV

2010-09-15T00:57:45Z

KarryLing: Chris doesn't have a Xbox. He was gesturing to the screen which has File:ModNation_XBox360ko.jpg on it.

{{quote|I have no...I have no hate... I have little... [[Chris and anger|I have no hatred or anger]] towards the [[Homos|gay men]]. [[It's UGH!|None at all.]] No questions, straight forward. I'm cool with...I'm cool with you gays, you know?|Chris [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] to impress [[china]]}}

'''XBox is OK.MOV''' is the second of two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris makes various declarations including a recanting of his [[Hex Box|Xbox]] hatred, stating that he has nothing against the [[homos|gay men]], and removing any [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] he placed. Chris appears to be trying to clear his name, perhaps to demonstrate to a certain [[Jackie|sweetheart]] that he has changed his ways. The Apocalypse is expected to come any day now.

It is unclear why Chris has had a change of heart over the Xbox. Having shown his first [[PS3]] no love by [[The MovingForward videos|destroying it]], it only took Chris a matter of days to purchase a new one. This new PS3 appears in the video, and is used in the first video Chris uploaded earlier the same day.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = XBox is OK.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hVHNdHEz0hM}}
| stardate = 13 September 2010
| style = {{smug|text}}, {{reason|text}}
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Homos|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

== Transcript ==

[[Captain's Log]]. Stardate September 13, 2010.

I am making this video to make a public statement.

I no longer have any angst or hatred or anything, any beef, against the Xbox. It is a good console, a very good console, prob-a about equally good as a PS3, cannot play BluRay, but! It is still a good console and is just another gaming console. Just like...you know, I guess, PS...a PS3 is another gaming console, another [[Wii]], or a Wii is another gaming console.

[''Turns to his TV''] And you notice that there's a depreciation in the number of gaming consoles in the center [''gestures at the TV; a [[LBP|Sackboy]] is visibly idling on the screen''] because, the gaming addiction is gooone! I... [[Autism|[''loses train of thought momentarily'']]] I have gotten rid of the hoarded systems - [[List of Chris's games|systems and games]] that have been, I have hoarded for a number of years.

And also, I would like to make another statement. [''Looks away from the camera''] I have no...I have no hate... I have little... I have [[Chris and anger|no hatred or anger]] towards the gay men. [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|None at all.]] No questions, straight forward. [''Chris looks visibly insincere''] I'm cool with...[[It's UGH!|I'm cool with you gays]], you know? You go do what you want to do, just you know, [[Honest Content|keep it to yourselves]]. That's all. We're all equal people. We have every right to live our lives free however...each, however each of us individually chooses. So there.

[''pauses and shifts positioning'']

[''mumbles''] Uh, let's see that was another thing...another thing. Hmm.

Anyway that's, uh, that's essentially it. Oh yes I just remembered the other thing. [''Holds up a hand in forgiveness blessing fashion''] I remove ALL [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|hexes and curses]] to every single person I have ever...around the world that I have ever left a curse on. So consider yourselves [''wave of his arm''] cleansed! [[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|You're all forgiven.]] Every last one of you. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness!]]

And with that I bid you a good day and a safe one too, all of you.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

To Jackie, with Love.MOV

2010-09-13T21:53:53Z

KarryLing: song ID!

'''To Jackie, with Love.MOV''' is the first of two videos Chris uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris declares his love for Jackie by showing her a slideshow on his new [[PS3]] while Crash Test Dummies "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" plays in the background. Chris spends most of the video [[creepy stare|staring at the camera]].

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = To Jackie, with Love.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HkpRvP-XucM}}
| stardate = 13 September 2010
| style = {{crazy|text}}
| subject = {{sex|text}}, {{galpals|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]
| next = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
}}

== Transcript ==
{{Transcription}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]|nextlink=[[XBox is OK.MOV]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

ModNation Racers

2010-09-13T21:48:52Z

KarryLing: /* Gallery */

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]

'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.

In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokemon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|children's]] [[Sonic|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.

==Chris's ModNation career==
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1000+ contests, Chris only "won" 200 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present). All in all, Chris won about 20% of the time.

Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.

==Beta screen caps==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery==

{{collapsible
|Chris's Modnation Characters|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| [[Count Graduon]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbit.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|American Rabbit]]
File:ModNation PattiChan.jpg| [[Patti-Chan]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichu.jpg| [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggo|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]]
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|...and someone to pair him off with.
File:ModNation Bionic.jpg|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|A [[Transformers|Transformer]](?) wearing a [[Manchester High School|Manchild High]] shirt
File:ModNation PaRappa.jpg|[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]]
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]]
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Male devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Female devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently.
File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg| Laziest character design, EVER!
File:ModNation Y2KChrisChan.jpg| Chris from the year [[2000]].
File:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg| ModNation Racers, the best way to express your love for someone.
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg| ...creepy, disturbing love. But love none the less!
File:ModNation_XBox360ko.jpg| [[Hex Box]]!
File:ModNation_PS3mi.jpg| [[PS3]].
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Chris's Modnation Cars|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|Nothing to see here
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[gay]] at all.
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| [[Nudes|Au "Naturel"]]
File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]]
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The_Adventures_of_The_American_Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the forgettable series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star_Fox_(series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]]
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Perfect for running over those [[B-Manajerk|pesky]] [[Michael Snyder|trolls.]]
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|"Tour de CWCville" Modnation Tracks|<gallery perrow="4">
File:CWCvilleTrackCity.jpg| [[CWCville|Downtown]]
File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg| [[McIntire Park|CWCville Park]]
File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]]
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCvillle Beach]]
File:ModNationCity.jpg| What CWCville would [[Fan:CWCVille 1984|really look like]]
</gallery>}}

==See also==

*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==

*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]

[[Category:Video Games]]

File:ModNation PS3mi.jpg

2010-09-13T21:48:24Z

KarryLing: keywords: admirable, edgy, sponsored.

keywords: admirable, edgy, sponsored.

File:ModNation XBox360ko.jpg

2010-09-13T21:45:48Z

KarryLing: Keywords: admirable, edgy, sponsored.

Keywords: admirable, edgy, sponsored.

Talk:Bob Chandler

2010-09-12T08:08:26Z

KarryLing: /* Patents */ server errors

==To do==
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike>
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)

(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)

Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]

==Great job!==

Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

== Bob's birthday ==

Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)

==Radio Station Gig==
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

==i suck==

Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Hey... ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k]

My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)

*Is stuff like this now subject to the new CWCki privacy laws? Or are we good with all that?-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:54, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Congestive heart failure==

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Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.
: Huh, I don't see that tweet on [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu his Twitter account]. Did he delete it, or am I just missing it somehow? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:55, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* No, it's there. It starts with "Captain's Log Stardate March 1st"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:13, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** Oh, now I see it. Thanks! *[[slow-in-the-mind]]* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't want to live in a Cwcville without Bob. If he dies, I'll kill myself.
''

I'm going to kill myself if Bob Chandler dies
I'm going to kill myself if he makes me cry
I'll slit my wrists or I'll cut my throat
but I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself, by bleeding on his doorstep.''

[[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 05:50, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

:My grandma died due to congestive heart failure. It isn't a pretty sight. -PeaceCeapPea

:I just heard the news. Dammit, Bob is awesome, I'm praying he doesn't kick it! PLEASE DON'T DIE, BOB! :'( [[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:57, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Just to be clear, CHF doesn't necessarily mean heart attack/failure/imminent death. What it means is that the heart is weakened and is having trouble pumping enough blood to the rest of the body. A lot of overweight and older people develop CHF and don't kick off immediately because of it, and it is treatable. So Bob may live to chop down more internets yet. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 07:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

He spent 2 tweets discussing how his dad has a serious health issue, then six talking about himself and Sonichu. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I know, right? What the fuck? That's pretty low. I know Chris has [[Mumble 1|implied]] that he doesn't love Bob, but I'd expect more than that. People always joke about Bob dying, but I wouldn't like that at all. He is the only sliver of awesome left in Chris's life. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 11:20, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*The thing is, people think that without Bob, we'd get more interesting results from Chris. Bob kept Chris from going to Redmond. Bob is more or less the reason why Chris won't travel anywhere for a troll. Anyways, I think the concern is that Bob has a long history of heart problems already and given his age, he's taken quite a beating and it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect that this might do him in. Not that I pray for the death of Bob, mind you, only that this is the rationale of people focusing on Bob's death and why people aren't exactly optimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*I wouldn't expected anything else from him. What about "I am putting ''Sonichu'' on hold because my father is at the hospital"? That wouldn't have been a novelty. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all do something nice for Lumberjack. Make his life a little easier. We should call in and wish him good health. How much better will he feel knowing that he is more loved than his internet famous son? He'd perk up right away. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:18, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:* He appreciated [[4 September 2009|Vivian's card]], that's probably a good idea. A picnic hamper perhaps? Some kind of gift package with food and/or nice shit. Chris won't go to that trouble; someone should.- [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 16:33, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*If someone sets up a paypal, I'd chip in 10 bucks. He's the internet lumberjack, after all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I agree, that would be cool. [[User:Lynxr|–Ich bin schwul, '''Lynxr'''. Ich bin schwul.–]] 19:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*I plan on sending flowers by myself in the next few days. Some kind of "Get Well" bouquet. The man deserves it. He went through a lot and, even if he could had done better with Chris, he deserves a break. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*I've started a /cwc/ thread on this here: http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/24043.html - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 18:54, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I really hope Bob pulls through for Chris's sake. I really hate Chris but I know what it's like to lose one's father, and that's not something I'd wish upon anybody else. --[[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 16:44, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, seriously. I hope Bob gets well soon.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
** Same here. Out of the Chandlers, Bob is easily the most likeable.....which isn't exactly that difficult seeing the rest of the Chandlers, but still.. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 19:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Hey, all the colossal dicks are gone from the Cwcipedia. A mark of respect? --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:08, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*Sadly, it looks like it. Chris do not deserve any respect. CWCipedia should be a ground for Cock-Parades 24/7/365 [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**Dude, his dad could be fucking ''dying''. I think it's a nice gesture - that's why I mentioned it.--[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 22:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***I never saw Chris acting with compassion towards someone before, I don't see why we should indulge in Moral-Faggotery because of Bob's issues. As much as I respect the Old Man, He's not the jerk we all love to hate. This is why I strongly believe that the ads must be put back in place. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 23:25, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
::*Chris's 'stress' probably gets passed onto Bob. When Bob is in stable condition, there's no way Chris will be able to put his needs ahead of his own. He'll be getting all cunty about the trolling that he's receiving and not helping Bob's situaition at all. I say lay off and go with [[User:Edward|Edward's]] idea. Well wishes and get well soon ads for Bob. So what if Chris gets smug. Smug Chris is positive happy Chris, it's the closest he gets to that emotion. We can put up with that while his dad's in hospital, right? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 00:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Seconded. /Scruffy --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:30, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Chris wouldn't give a fuck if his father died. He hates him. If he hasn't empaphized with anyone else, then why the father he hates so much? He'll fake sadness, pretend he cares, but he'll still consider fucking Patti the worst loss of his life. And going easy on Chris is no help for Bob, that just means that in possibly his last days with his father he'll be all smug about his victory over the gay ads. If anything they should put up a get well message for Bob using the adspace. I'm going to mention that to the Asperpedia crew next time i'm over there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:42, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
***Agreed. Look at the Quote of the Now. He mentions that his dad is in the hospital and would be there for a few days, but he had a LOOOONG stressful day. He wants us to feel sorry for him for the day, not his dad. It would be the greatest wake up call when he does pass away.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 23:23, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
****Chris being selfish? that's old news. If bob dies, it's ovbiously he would become chris's new excuse " i can't do << insert anything>> because my dad died" for a while, he'll forget about him and continue to be the jerk we know. Id bob dies he will be free from the torments of chris, bob has been trough too many shit thanks to Chris, bob deserves to finally rest in peace. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
*****Actually, what would happen if Bob died? Presumably the family, not just Bob are living off his pension and social security. Even if they own the house completely, however much Barbra is bringing in plus $450 from Chris' board may not be enough to pay all their costs (bills, food, etc). --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 00:15, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
****** I wouldn't doubt that the accumulative total of both Chris' and Bab's welfare would be enough to sustain them- provided Chris stopped buying junk he never uses and stops eating at McDonald's. But it seems to me from the Twitter alone that Chris doesn't consider this emergency to be significant- it's like he skimmed across the issue as a lead-up to his retarded comic's scheduling, which in turn lead into "Rule 18" (which I can only assume is Chris' mistaken discovery of Rule 34). If he took the situation seriously at all, he'd either be pouring more emotion into it, or be absent altogether. --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 00:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
******* Well Chris claims to have gotten his pack rat nature from his parents. So there's the possibility that if Bob goes, they'll spend themselves into nothing. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 01:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
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• One thought- has anyone contacted [[Cole]] yet? I'm in Australia or I would myself. I know Chris doesn't gave a flying fuck and [[Snorlax]] almost certainly doesn't either. He should know I think. --Ronichu
* I think most of the family probably know by now (I would hope so anyway) but Cole has said in the past that he would celebrate when Bob "finally drops". Unless Cole is willing to make peace I say let him stay in the dark on this one, or leave it to the Chandlers to tell him. This is all too soon, I'm not ready for Bob to die yet... I just hope he dies comfortable, not at home and not surrounded by his family. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 01:40, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, when bob dies, i hope he doesn't has to see his failure son's face. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 02:52, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**Agreed on letting the Chandlers tell Cole, if for no other reason than he might not believe some random troll from the Internet. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 21:05, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Okay, I really need to ask this- where was it picked up that Bob had a 10% chance of survival? If it was in the linked article, I didn't see it.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*I am asking myself the same question; where this came from? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 11:09, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** It doesn't, I think the person who wrote that must have seen the bit which says that it has an annual mortality rate of 10% and misunderstood it. He statistically has a 90% chance of surviving another year (provided he is suffering from the normal progressive form of the disease). I've changed the article to reflect this. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:29, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Alright, awesome- I was just beginning to think if that had been true, then half my extended family is pretty damn lucky.--[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 09:58, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If Bob does kick it (may he rest in peace if he does), what odds do you give on Chris going to a funny farm in the next 5 years? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Unless if the state of Virginia got no cheaper option. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I try to send flowers to Bob but the FTD website ask for a phone number. Anyone got a clue what Chris's phone is? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

He tells us himself in the opening few seconds of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vGKa-k2Us this video]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*How about <s>Chris' credit card number</s> the hospital we should send them to? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 19:17, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's credit card number is 2984 8579 9562 3765. That number is fake by the way in case anyone missed the joke. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:24, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*thanks for the info. I forgot about this video. I rand FTD with a nice card and a Pink Lily Bouquet. Bob will receive them tomorrow.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:03, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
***Assuming Snorlax doesn't eat them first. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:08, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Do we know that Bob will get them? Knowing Chris, he'll assume that they are for him and make a youtube video thanking his secret admirer for sending him flowers. I hope that you made sure to put down in bold capitals that its for Bob, and even then its only a slim chance that he'll consider the idea that they're not for him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:14, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::*But pink is such a faggy color. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 20:53, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*There's a possibility that Chris will hijack the bouquet but let's see it that way; it's bloody pink if he does, we got material to doubt his straightness. Not only Bob's name is on the delivery slip but I also send a "Get Well" card mentioning him, the package couldn't be mistaken. FTD will deliver tomorrow. Let's see what it will bring us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:19, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*I sent Bob a bouquet as well. In all honesty, I enjoyed hearing about his experiences and feel bad that he's stuck with a horrible wife and son. The all the man wants is a chance to discuss the world and listen to his records. At the very least, he deserves to know that there are people that like him out there. --[[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 22:35, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*What color? --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:41, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Multi-colored. It's [http://www.teleflora.com/mixed-flowers/bouquet/make-a-wish-167864p.asp?s=t&promotioncode=Shed10&srccode=SH_FR&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=TFWEB164 this one.] [[User:Benjamin|Benjamin]] 01:00, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*If Chris suffered heart failure, I wouldn't send flowers. --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 04:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*I kinda want Bob to die (Don't look at me like i am a monster) because I want the vicarious thrill of watching 14 Branchland Court implode without his common sense. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:44, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
** Me too. He's pretty much the only person who ever tried to stop a Sweetheart opperation--he could have stopped Julie if Max hadn't been a good liar. Nothing will set the Snorlax off unless you try to lure Chris somewhere, and even then I remind you that we still got him to defy her and go to Ohio. Her general logic for any scenario seems to be "If Chris actually gets a girl, I'll believe it when I see her, otherwise it's his own damn fault for being stupid". This is Chris's logic, minus the part after the comma. Oh, and no Bob means less money, and what's going to make you think Chris starts stealing his tugboat payment from her?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:00, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
*** If you kinda want Bob to die to make trolling Chris easier you're kinda a far more worthless human being than Chris is. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 23:41, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
**** I'll justify myself, then. I will be sad to see Bob die, and I will be happy to see what happens when he's gone.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:12, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
***Like I said, I'm no monster, I just wanna see Chris fall apart without Bob's guidance. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 00:29, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** If Chris has no-one to defend him or motivate him, it won't be a challenge to troll him anymore. I like Bob, and if I get to his age I intend to spend all day everyday swingin' with the music. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 02:30, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Well, since Barb is too weighed down by her own rolls to do anything, if Bob dies, there will be shit hitting fans in Chris' home real soon, and I don't mean cat shit.. Either way it's going to be funny considering Chris' warped view on death. --[[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]]
**** She's not that fat, not yet anyway.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

I know everyone has realized this by now, but I don't think Chris understands the severity of it all. On his Twitter, it says that Bob came down with a ''case'' of congestive heart failure. The way he's talking about it, it seems that Chris thinks that this is something Bob can overcome like a sick bug or something. That also explains the lack of concern in his two videos - he actually thinks Bob's gonna be alright in a few days, as if some R&R would do good! He doesn't realize that this may very well be the beginning of the end!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:20, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This is why I pity Bob Chandler right now. He's a man with decades of fair work, a patent on his name and the opportunity to be called the veteran of the most intense war the world never saw. Only for this, he will be a better man than myself. Here's the sad part. On the Internets, he will be remembered as the "Joseph" of the "Fail Messiah". The very fact that Chris ignore him in what we might call his last hours on Earth is shocking to me. He really don't deserve this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Point. Bob's death may come as a total and complete surprise to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:48, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:*How do we even know Barb would let him know all the details? Wouldn't she consider keeping Chris ignorant to be a small mercy? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 05:56, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Small mercy? From everything I've heard of her, if she kept the details from Chris it would be because it's easier on her to just not tell him. In all honesty if anything's going to happen with this, it should be trying to get Chris to actually spend time with his father. Remember, the closest he's had to a constant in his life dying is his dog, and Optimus Prime, and in Chris' mind both of those came back. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 06:59, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

:I still think we should do something nice for Bob while he's sick. Unlike Chris, Bob is definitely someone I see as with positive qualities along with the negative (which he has plenty of, but don't we all). In light of this, I wanted to have a small hatched engraved with a message "For 'The Internet Lumberjack'. Get well soon! - The Trolls" on the front face and "Keep on swinging!" on the back. I found a place that does engraving along with a hatchet that would be suitable ($100 or so cost all up, probably about the same for postage, not a problem for me since I work), unfortunately I called Australia Post and they said that there were import restrictions on edged weapons into the United States for some reason. Is there anywhere in the US where one could order something similar to the above created and delivered? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:28, 4th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
:*Does Bob even know that he's the Internet Lumberjack? The joke might be totally lost on him. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 10:43, 4 March 2010 (UTC)
*The cause was an internet fell on him. --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 08:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If bob dies, do you think chris will put him in his comic, just like patty?[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:54, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

* Probably, but he'll be a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Il_Sung Kim Il-Sung] type character, The dead but eternal leader of CWCville. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:37, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*For those who don't know, [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ Charlottesville obituaries are here]. I'm not sure if this has been posted yet; correct me if it has. So far Bob has not shown up. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:17, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

*If he dies, I hope the funeral isn't private, because I plan on burying my axe and a broken internet modem with him.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:02, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Guys, please, this is getting out of hand. There's lots of places to discuss stuff for Bob like sending him flowers and shit. But this place is not the place to do it. Please refer to [[CWCki:NOTAFORUM|this]]. Talk pages should be reserved for how to improve the article and not for content - it was alright to discuss the validity of the tweets, for instance, but this is getting out of hand. Fuck, you can even arrange things on the Community Portal if you really want to.

Next person who posts something not related to improving the Bob Chandler article '''will be banned.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:25, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I've added a heading below the ''Health and late life'' heading called ''What about Bob?''. I'm using it to encompass what little we know about the recent heart failure saga, and briefly touch on Chris's extracurricular activities during it. I figure once it's all over with, it will be much easier to delete the heading and contents as a whole, rather than sift through the Bob article and remove things piecemeal. But if it's getting too big, or if you all don't like it, feel free to cut it down in the spirit of Bob. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:26, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

==Bob's past heart attacks==

If you check out the transcript for the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]], you'll see several gaps, one of which is very large. I just reached the point in the audio where the first gap occurs, and it's ''right there'' that Bob starts talking about his history of health problems, most notable of which are his past heart attacks. We seem to have a surplus of Bob fans, so would one (or more) of you like to start filling in that gap (and/or the others)? I'm willing to do it myself, but I'm not the world's fastest typist, and - all kidding aside - I'd like to have all of this information about Bob made available before the man dies. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:57, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'm surprised I haven't noticed this before. I'll actually add this to the Improvement of the Now. Be sure to mention this in the [[Transcription Collective]] as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

*He's definitely gonna die soon, because the fact that he's had four heart attacks and is older than my grandfather by a decade (he was born in 1937) , is a telltale sign that he's gonna meet Billy Mays sometime within the year.

*PSN message shows than Bob is okay, according to Chris, at least. Should he die, it'll be a day of mourning, but not for Cole. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:20, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

==Should we really be checking the Charlottesville obituaries?==

I thought that the Chandlers lived in Ruckersville and not Charlottesville proper. Perhaps someone from the area can inform me of the truth?--[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 08:28, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, but isn't the hospital in Charlottesville? I'd call them myself but my Boston accent's too thick for them to not raise an eyebrow. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:10, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

I had assumed that Ruckersville wouldn't have their own obit listing, but I just found out that they do. I'll add that link to the Charlottesville link on Bob's page. It's more of an off chance that he'd be listed anyway. Considering that the only people who would even write an obit would be Barb or Chris, it's doubtful if he'd even get one. But since we've all basically been pissing in the wind regarding Bob for the last week, it's about all we can do. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 06:14, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

== Is Bob dead..? ==

[http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Is Chris still in control of this site?], because "Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again."

The site was last updated on the 31st of March... --[[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 06:50, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

*It's a troll page. I think someone already saw and mentioned it elsewhere.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:59, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

* I personally spoke to both Bob and Snorlax about seven hours ago. They are both alive. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:18, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

So some people of TV Tropes seem to think Bob's dead. I've looked through a few websites that list obituaries from Ruckersville and Charlottesville and he wasn't listed on any of them. Any conformation as to whether he's alive or not? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 23:42, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*No telling, could be a trolling plot. I think we'd be warned if Bob was dead. The simple solution is to call Chris and simply ask him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
** I tried calling him yesterday to ask him about Bob, but I couldn't get a hold of him. I'll try again, even though I know he probably won't pick it up. (How do you guys even manage to talk to him, anyway?) --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 23:12, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::*There are about 15 more 'Sydney Calls' which are just voicemail messages and the like. Chris is too lazy to answer his phone and his parents are quite sick of all the pranks. Keep trying and you'll eventually get through. I tell you what though, if Chris actually gets a call from a game designer they would not put up with someone being so impossibly unreliable to contact. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:18, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* Ah, I thought "call until he decides to pick up" would be the answer. I managed to get him on the line once sometime last year, but that was back when I was a CWC newfag, sooooo I froze up and hung up. *fails forever*

But yeah, that'd be yet another reason (out of an infinite amount of reasons) why game designers wouldn't touch ''Sonichu'' with a ten-foot pole. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 01:25, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::*If so, then a new era has begun. If not, then we can annoy Chris. And there's nothing Rocky can do about it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:47, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Heh, don't worry about the freezing up thing. Sydney was a huge fail, but she was about 50x more successful than my previous effort, where I got absolutely no response at all, only annoyed him a little, didn't record anything at all, entertained his parents and then nearly dox'd myself due to my tardness. Just to be sure, you're not calling him with your real phone, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:32, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
::** Er.... Yeah, I'm using my cell phone. And for extra fail points, I use Audactiy to try to record my calls. What should I do instead? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 18:49, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
== racist ==
so has bob ever actually been out-and-out racist or is that just a (probably correct) assumption? just wondering [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:56, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
{{quote|Listen boy, you get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there!|Bob, [[Prank_calls#.27Epic_Crazy_Lady.27_calls_Bob|choreographing trolls]]}}
This quote would suggest Bob thinks of black people in a negative light, referring to the trolls as being black. I'm stereotyping, but it's not uncommon for people from his generation to hold racist views. Him having been raised in Alabama would also suggest that he was exposed to racist views. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:07, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

ahahaha, how did i ever miss that article? funny shit, thanks man. although in another video on the page (just reading the transcript here, my speakers are busted so i can't hear how he says it so he could be being sarcastic or dismissive or whatever) he tells a troll to put effort into something constructive like helping haitians. i've known people who said stuff similar to "get your black ass down" (ok, not really that phrase but you get what i'm saying) and they aren't really racist. but then again i also live in south louisiana so that probably has something to do with the different standards for what constitutes racism or something (down here someone's not really considered racist until they start throwing around the n-word or other slurs or explicitly slander a race/someone because of their race). which, of course, isn't to say that makes saying something like that any less heinous.[[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 15:59, 5 June 2010 (UTC)

or maybe i'm just willing to give some people more leeway than they deserve; yeah that's probably it. [[User:Woot Rodriguez|Woot Rodriguez]] 05:41, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== That picture of Bob and Chris ==

Long time lurker, love the site. I was just looking at the picture of Bob and Chris in what appears to be a classroom (0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg) and was noticing the Grade Chart. Am I reading it wrong, or does it seem to award money prizes for different grades, with at least 5$ being awarded even for failure? If I'm not misinterpreting it, does this mean Chris was getting rewarded, no matter how badly he did? [[User:Colonelslime|Colonelslime]] 17:55, 16 July 2010 (UTC) (Edited to add signature, my apologies)

* First off, sign your posts, four tildes at the end of your post. To answer your question, it might not mean that, in that he probably wasn't making money. Many teachers have systems with their students to encourage learning. The teacher makes some fake money, the kids take a test, the kids earn money based on their performance. She'll have a thing of toys they can buy with what they make. It was apparently popular back in the 80s and mid 90s, but nowadays kids can get better stuff than that by themselves. There's a slight chance that the kids were actually getting paid, but that would be a pretty bad plan for a teacher to put into motion. If so, it probably would have been for their final, overall grade, but still. Also, there is a talk page for files as well, so if you have anything else post there, alright? [[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 07:30, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== The Automatic (Something) is...? ==

Could it possibly be he worked on the first automatic switchboard for the area, or possibly the whole reigon? I've read up on these, and it sounds like he worked on the first installation as part of a test run to see how well they would function under standard call input rates and to test how durable they were under stress. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:55, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== Patents ==

Here are two more patents with Bob's name on them I couldn't fit in the Work section because I am about to Crash into Slumber.

http://www.google.com/patents?id=jKU4AAAAEBAJ
http://www.google.com/patents?id=-DMBAAAAEBAJ

--[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 01:07, 12 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Bob Chandler

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Bob Chandler

2010-09-12T08:05:21Z

KarryLing: /* Career */ I found the patents you lazy bums.

: ''"'''Bob'''" redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''

{{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death <ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|Bob is old. He makes sure to let you know that]]
[[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his Final Form]]

'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September 1927<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>–very, very soon) is [[Chris|Chris's]] father. '''Bob''' became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when [[Bob Walks In|he walked in on Chris fapping]]. His nickname, the "[[Internet]] Lumberjack", comes from this incident.

While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 28 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.

To date, Bob has conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information has become known.

==Biography==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|Bob is a pretty "old fashioned" type of guy]]

===Service and education===

Bob was born in Fort Worth, Texas<ref>[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in Alabama.<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

Bob was drafted after World War II and placed in the Signal Corps. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the G.I. Bill.<ref name="About" />

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study Pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about music. He then moved onto Auburn University, a big college, to earn his engineering degree.<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref>

===Career===

Bob worked for Western Electric for 40 years. Using skills learned in the army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the NES "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by Ralph Baer).<ref name="Barbara" />

As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads, and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products.<ref name="About" />, and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water [container] molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

===World consciousness===

[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]

On the other hand, Bob himself is proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he is "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.<ref name="About" />

Speaking of the world, Bob has been interested in it since he was 10, and has become very world conscious as a believer in the United Nations. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the 1930s. He has collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].

Politically, Bob identifies as a Republican, and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in the 2008 presidential election.<ref>[[Prank calls]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>

===Health and late life===

[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]
[[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]
Bob lives on social security and General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He hasn't really had people to chat with (he loves to ramble if the person shows some slight interest), so he sits around, listens to music,<ref name="PSN 37" /> and takes care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he goes to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob has had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wears a pacemaker. He attributes his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.<ref name="PSN 37" />

A major question in the troll community is what will happen if and when Bob dies before Barbara.

===What about Bob?===

[[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|"Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???"]]

On 1 March 2010, Chris [[Twitter|Twittered]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [sic] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Bob is the only thing keeping [[14_Branchland_Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]</ref> But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The_Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father.

A poster on [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/] claimed to have contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] purportedly of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you." [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!"]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." He is clearly neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hasn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well," with no further elaboration on his condition.

Whether he is on the road to recovery or has returned home to die is still unknown. If Bob is dying, it is highly unlikely that Chris would be told. Apart from one-line responses from Chris, the best way to stay updated on Bob's health might be to [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ read the Charlottesville] and [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/greenenews/ Greene County obituaries]. And God help him if he [[Aunt_Corina|dies on pancake day]].

Bob is currently out of hospital, living at home and back [[prank calls|arguing with himself]]. The elderly man with heart failure is still [[Coffee_Place|eating at Burger King]]. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.

On August 10th, [[Matthew_Noble_call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe_PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6_June_2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which is ''still'' on his YouTube channel. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob is.

On August 19th, it was revealed that Bob eats breakfast at Burger King on a daily basis.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob is out of contact<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> with his son [[David Alan Chandler]] and daughter [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], who both lead successful careers. For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" /> They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.

===Cole===

Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole will celebrate<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> "when that fuck Bob finally drops."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> Cole said that he and Bob share a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though we have no evidence yet that Bob hates Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knows Cole doesn't like him.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref>

===Chris===

{{quote|Get away from the Internet!
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]]."]]

Bob wishes Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thinks (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seems to have somehow bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]] simply due to the [[Chris_and_his_ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[fail|popular]] Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church_audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew_Noble_call]]</ref>. Bob actually believes that Chris has accomplished significant goals in his adult life.<ref name="Prank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</ref>

Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

After meeting with Bob personally and finding him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it became obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts, but rather most likely rightfully criticizing Chris's behaviors and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, and Chris is too lazy to do that. It has been reported Bob will mention to him that he has taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 27 years and so Chris should be more grateful. But selfish and apathetic Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that they're ''obligated'' as parents to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help".

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.'''<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref>

==Audio and video appearances==

In every appearance, Bob has proved himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.

* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a call from the GAMe PLACe and is informed of Chris' actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Synder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Thehell.jpg|"The hell is this crap?"
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|Bob at [[Christmas]] time.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==

{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}

<references />

{{People}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}
[[Category:Family Members]]

Bob Chandler

2010-09-12T07:59:05Z

KarryLing: /* Career */

: ''"'''Bob'''" redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''

{{quote|This ain't my time yet.|Bob laughing at death <ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily Date]]</ref>}}

[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|Bob is old. He makes sure to let you know that]]
[[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his Final Form]]

'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September 1927<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>–very, very soon) is [[Chris|Chris's]] father. '''Bob''' became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when [[Bob Walks In|he walked in on Chris fapping]]. His nickname, the "[[Internet]] Lumberjack", comes from this incident.

While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 28 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.

To date, Bob has conversed with numerous trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information has become known.

==Biography==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|Bob is a pretty "old fashioned" type of guy]]

===Service and education===

Bob was born in Fort Worth, Texas<ref>[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in Alabama.<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

Bob was drafted after World War II and placed in the Signal Corps. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the G.I. Bill.<ref name="About" />

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study Pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about music. He then moved onto Auburn University, a big college, to earn his engineering degree.<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref>

===Career===

Bob worked for Western Electric for 40 years. Using skills learned in the army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the NES "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by Ralph Baer).<ref name="Barbara" />

As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads, and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products.<ref name="About" />, and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed controls for plastic water [container] molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

===World consciousness===

[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]

On the other hand, Bob himself is proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he is "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.<ref name="About" />

Speaking of the world, Bob has been interested in it since he was 10, and has become very world conscious as a believer in the United Nations. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the 1930s. He has collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].

Politically, Bob identifies as a Republican, and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in the 2008 presidential election.<ref>[[Prank calls]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>

===Health and late life===

[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]
[[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]
Bob lives on social security and General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He hasn't really had people to chat with (he loves to ramble if the person shows some slight interest), so he sits around, listens to music,<ref name="PSN 37" /> and takes care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he goes to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob has had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wears a pacemaker. He attributes his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.<ref name="PSN 37" />

A major question in the troll community is what will happen if and when Bob dies before Barbara.

===What about Bob?===

[[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|"Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???"]]

On 1 March 2010, Chris [[Twitter|Twittered]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for congested [sic] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]. Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris does not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Bob is the only thing keeping [[14_Branchland_Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learn something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congestive_heart_failure Congenital Heart Failure on Wikipedia]</ref> But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The_Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father.

A poster on [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/] claimed to have contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] purportedly of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you." [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!"]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." He is clearly neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hasn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well," with no further elaboration on his condition.

Whether he is on the road to recovery or has returned home to die is still unknown. If Bob is dying, it is highly unlikely that Chris would be told. Apart from one-line responses from Chris, the best way to stay updated on Bob's health might be to [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/ read the Charlottesville] and [http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/greenenews/ Greene County obituaries]. And God help him if he [[Aunt_Corina|dies on pancake day]].

Bob is currently out of hospital, living at home and back [[prank calls|arguing with himself]]. The elderly man with heart failure is still [[Coffee_Place|eating at Burger King]]. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.

On August 10th, [[Matthew_Noble_call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe_PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6_June_2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which is ''still'' on his YouTube channel. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob is.

On August 19th, it was revealed that Bob eats breakfast at Burger King on a daily basis.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob is out of contact<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> with his son [[David Alan Chandler]] and daughter [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], who both lead successful careers. For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" /> They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with Bob for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.

===Cole===

Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole will celebrate<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> "when that fuck Bob finally drops."<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> Cole said that he and Bob share a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though we have no evidence yet that Bob hates Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knows Cole doesn't like him.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref>

===Chris===

{{quote|Get away from the Internet!
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]]."]]

Bob wishes Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thinks (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seems to have somehow bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]] simply due to the [[Chris_and_his_ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[fail|popular]] Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church_audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew_Noble_call]]</ref>. Bob actually believes that Chris has accomplished significant goals in his adult life.<ref name="Prank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</ref>

Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

After meeting with Bob personally and finding him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it became obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts, but rather most likely rightfully criticizing Chris's behaviors and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, and Chris is too lazy to do that. It has been reported Bob will mention to him that he has taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 27 years and so Chris should be more grateful. But selfish and apathetic Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that they're ''obligated'' as parents to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help".

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.'''<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref>

==Audio and video appearances==

In every appearance, Bob has proved himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.

* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a call from the GAMe PLACe and is informed of Chris' actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Synder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Thehell.jpg|"The hell is this crap?"
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|Bob at [[Christmas]] time.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==

{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}

<references />

{{People}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}
[[Category:Family Members]]

List of Chris's games

2010-09-12T07:35:08Z

KarryLing: /* See also */

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[America]]n readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game (almost), every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

In the course of his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mail conversations with Clyde Cash]] in August 2010, Chris claimed to have sold off most of his Super Nintendo and NES collections, as well as several of his games for more modern consoles. It's not clear exactly what he got rid of, however, or if he was being entirely truthful to begin with (although the "Snooky's Pawn Shop" where he says he unloaded his games is in fact a real business in [[Charlottesville]]).

The damn slanderous [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise.

==The Games==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Platform
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|NES
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|NES
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Sesame Street ABC''
|Hi-Tech
|NES
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|NES
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|NES
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie: Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:A Boy and His Blob in The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|Virgin Interactive
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing_Duck_(Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind_Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]'''''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List_of_Fist_of_the_North_Star_video_games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Game Boy Camera (blue)''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Golf''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Kwirk''
|Acclaim
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Marble Madness''
|Mindscape
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man II''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Metroid II: Return of Samus''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Power_Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Blue''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Red''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Qix''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Quarth''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Revenge of the Gator''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Turrican''
|Accolade
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Blast''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wave Race''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Yoshi''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|SNES
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Megan Man X''
|Capcom
|SNES
|Did he just write [[Megan]] Man?
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|SNES
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin_%26_Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Crystal
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Gold
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Silver
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Yellow
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|Game Boy Advance
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
||Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Emerald
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] FireRed
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ruby
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 2
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 3
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Battle
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Pinball Party
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''[[Chris and sex|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC_Groovz_Dance_Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition
|Warner Brothers
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Gems Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Heroes
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Brain Age
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''[[Love_quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Dash
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Diamond
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pearl
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ranger
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trozei!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush Adventure
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] City Folk
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Mario Kart
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''My [[Pokémon]] Ranch
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''NiGHTs: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Mario at the Olympic Games
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Chaos
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|TurboGrafx-16
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|Sega Master System
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|Sega Genesis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy
|Accolade
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax_(video_game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & [[Punchy_Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Spinball
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Drift 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Category:Liquid_Saga|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''[[Power_Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer_Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] CD
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|'''''[[Punchy_Sonichu|Knuckles]] Chaotix
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''[[I_AM_STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] R
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|Sega Dreamcast
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Shuffle
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's Luv Shack
|Acclaim
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|
|-
|''Bloody Roar
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Disney Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Twinsanity
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Sony PlayStation 2
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Sony Playstation 2
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] II
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc_Eck%C5%8D%27s_Getting_Up:_Contents_Under_Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] III
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Droplitz
|Atlus
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Flower
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gomibako
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 5
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Hits
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Metallica
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Van Halen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] World Tour
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mega Man 9
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu%27s_Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction {{cite}}
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Unleashed
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super [[Mass_debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''[[Fuck_quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Frogger: Helmet Chaos
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals 2
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Wipeout Pure
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Fun with [[Duck|Dick]] and Jane
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Saturday Night Live Collection - The Best of Chris Farley
|Lions Gate
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''[[Fuck Quest|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|UMD Movie
|
|}

==Pawn Shop==
In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris revealed that, due to his [[Chris and Money|debt]], he had recently sold a large quantity of his older games and systems to a local pawn shop. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris' old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a TRUE and HONEST certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition.
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==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

List of Chris's games

2010-09-12T07:24:51Z

KarryLing: /* The Games */

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[America]]n readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game (almost), every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

In the course of his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mail conversations with Clyde Cash]] in August 2010, Chris claimed to have sold off most of his Super Nintendo and NES collections, as well as several of his games for more modern consoles. It's not clear exactly what he got rid of, however, or if he was being entirely truthful to begin with (although the "Snooky's Pawn Shop" where he says he unloaded his games is in fact a real business in [[Charlottesville]]).

The damn slanderous [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise.

==The Games==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Platform
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|NES
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|NES
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Sesame Street ABC''
|Hi-Tech
|NES
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|NES
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|NES
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie: Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:A Boy and His Blob in The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|Virgin Interactive
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing_Duck_(Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind_Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]'''''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List_of_Fist_of_the_North_Star_video_games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Game Boy Camera (blue)''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Golf''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Kwirk''
|Acclaim
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Marble Madness''
|Mindscape
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man II''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Metroid II: Return of Samus''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Power_Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Blue''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Red''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Qix''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Quarth''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Revenge of the Gator''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Turrican''
|Accolade
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Blast''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wave Race''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Yoshi''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|SNES
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Megan Man X''
|Capcom
|SNES
|Did he just write [[Megan]] Man?
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|SNES
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin_%26_Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
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|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Crystal
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Gold
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Silver
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Yellow
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|Game Boy Advance
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
||Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Emerald
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] FireRed
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ruby
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 2
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 3
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Battle
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Pinball Party
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''[[Chris and sex|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC_Groovz_Dance_Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition
|Warner Brothers
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Gems Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Heroes
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Brain Age
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''[[Love_quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Dash
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Diamond
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pearl
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ranger
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trozei!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush Adventure
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] City Folk
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Mario Kart
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''My [[Pokémon]] Ranch
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''NiGHTs: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Mario at the Olympic Games
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Chaos
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|TurboGrafx-16
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|Sega Master System
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|Sega Genesis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy
|Accolade
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax_(video_game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & [[Punchy_Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Spinball
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Drift 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Category:Liquid_Saga|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''[[Power_Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer_Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] CD
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|'''''[[Punchy_Sonichu|Knuckles]] Chaotix
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''[[I_AM_STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] R
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|Sega Dreamcast
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Shuffle
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's Luv Shack
|Acclaim
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|
|-
|''Bloody Roar
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Disney Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Twinsanity
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Sony PlayStation 2
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Sony Playstation 2
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] II
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc_Eck%C5%8D%27s_Getting_Up:_Contents_Under_Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] III
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Droplitz
|Atlus
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Flower
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gomibako
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 5
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Hits
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Metallica
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Van Halen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] World Tour
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mega Man 9
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu%27s_Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction {{cite}}
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Unleashed
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super [[Mass_debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''[[Fuck_quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Frogger: Helmet Chaos
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals 2
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Wipeout Pure
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Fun with [[Duck|Dick]] and Jane
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Saturday Night Live Collection - The Best of Chris Farley
|Lions Gate
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''[[Fuck Quest|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|UMD Movie
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

User:KarryLing

2010-09-08T02:25:18Z

KarryLing: IRC name

{{Protip|KarryLing is also known as ''MycalFelps'' on [http://www.youtube.com/user/MycalFelps Youtube] and [[IRC]].}}

User:KarryLing

2010-09-07T07:50:16Z

KarryLing: Blanked the page

Talk:Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-07T07:48:09Z

KarryLing: /* Case? */

Trying to transcribe...having trouble--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:22, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
- Disregard that I suck cocks, I can't even refresh the page without lagging out.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
* I have TRANSCRIBED DIS BITCH. Mostly. Rest easy. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:54, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Pfft, Chris is using his DEEP SCARY VOICE OOOOOOO -[[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 09:47, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==PS3==
I broke the page, sorry, but guess what I found. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 10:01, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Case?==
Chris said he was keeping the PStripple case as a memento, is that a console or the case on the shelf? Keep in mind, I dont' know anything about Playstation 3 cases. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 10:19, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

For a second I thought it might be a ps3 slim with the old faceplate leaned against it, but after comparing videos - it looks exactly the same as the old one pretty much...did he get a used old fat ps3? perhaps on ebay? any recent activity on ebay? is it possible the one he crushed really was a decoy? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:40, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:Trollin' Train thinks the new one is a refurbished one from GameStop. Sounds believable. --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 00:48, 7 September 2010 (PDT)

It looks like the one he made out of Pixelblocks. Anyways, if he had bought a new PS3, why would he have it on a shelf? [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 11:31, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Quick question. Chris used to shoot his old videos with the PSEye, which I'm assuming requires a PS3 to use. If he has indeed broken dead the PS3, how is he shooting this video? A case for CWC getting a new PS3, perhaps? [[User:Pickle Monster|Pickle Monster]] 21:27, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:The PSEye has been dead for a very long time. He's using a handheld camcorder now. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:47, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
Whatever it is, it's in the same place as the old one as seen in [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW]]. --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 16:18, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

That thing is actually in most of the videos that he shoots with the camera pointing towards the television. [[User:Blueatom|Blueatom]] 21:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Wi-Fi Antenna Gymnast Ribbon?==
is that the removed wifi antenna which he spins around at the camera near the end?? [[User:Superwoman|Superwoman]] 10:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:I was thinking it's the Red String of Fate -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 14:48, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
::"What the fuck was that supposed to be?" was my inital reaction. I don't even have a PS3, so I can't tell if it is or not. At first I think that was supposed to be a whip (notably, quite a gay whip gesture), or those wires Ninjas use to strangle people, but the antannae makes more sense.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 16:25, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

== Wrong title ==

Should be Haters Gonna Hate.MOV (or just Haters Gonna Hate). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:38, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
: [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]], fix this shit. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:48, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

== Appearance and weight ==

He looks chubbier than usual to me. Thoughts? --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 12:03, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:2 things: 1) not a forum; 2) not really --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 12:41, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:: Maybe it was worth mentioning in the page. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 16:19, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
:::Yes, he gained some weight during the hiatus. We usually discuss this stuff on /cwc/ after every video, so go there for this kind of discussion. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:43, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
::::He looks much more like classic Chris in this video than he has done recently. Wearing his medallion, stood in his spot, making his videos and doing stupid shit. Rock on. [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 18:10, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-06T23:18:25Z

KarryLing: /* Case? */

Talk:The MovingFoward videos

2010-08-31T04:29:12Z

KarryLing: /* Edited? */

<center>THIS IS NOT A SPECULATION PAGE --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 06:26, 30 August 2010 (PDT) </center>

{{Not A Forum}}
Transcribing this one presently... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:27, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:Done transcribing. Well, that was something you don't see every day. If anybody can catch what he says while he's setting down the camera in the first bit, please do add that... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:54, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

What account did he upload this on?--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
*he didn't upload it, trolls did --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 17:42, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

The 'Trophy Unlocked: Killed the HEX-BOX!" has a certain delicious irony to it now. Maybe Chris deserves an Xbox 360 Achievement for 'killing' the PS3? [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 19:17, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:"Achievement Unlocked" Shoopfag request! --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 20:22, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:: Done--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:13, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Many thanks! Is the misspelling intentional? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:14, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: Yeah in the moment i forgot how chris spelled Hex-box.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 22:22, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::That wasn't the misspelling I was pointing to. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 07:17, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::: Fixed now, sorry, english is my second language.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 07:38, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
Random observations that probably should be put to appropriate articles: 1) ''"I mean no disrespect to Sony Computer Entertainment America. Maker of the fine product." ... "I bid you fond...faredoo. Adieu. Fond farewell..."'' If there ever was a proverbial smoking gun as to the fact that Chris just doesn't know what some phrases actually ''mean,'' this would be it. I mean, he failed at really meaning what he said to the sweethearts, and now he failed at really meaning what he said to his sweet fave electronics manufacturer. 2) ''"when I plugged it in, it did not turn on."'' Chris fails basic common-sense fire, electricity and possibly laser safety. If something is obviously FUBAR, you just ''don't'' plug it in, dammit. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 05:51, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

:That second one is a really good point, and I'm wondering where to make a note of it. Maybe just the article for the video, since we haven't got one for anything like "Chris and self-preservation." [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 09:29, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

Chris seems to have gone a little suicidal.. anyone else noticed?--[[User:MaHexBawx|MaHexBawx]] 17:25, 30 August 2010 (GMT)
:Don't get your hopes up. Chris is far too arrogant to commit suicide. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 10:35, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
I don't understand, does he intend to not play vidya anymore, at least on ps3, or did he destroy it because he wiped his hard drive? -[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 12:47, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:I'm gonna guess he destroyed it in a fit of internal tard rage. He'll make another video soon blaming the trolls for it's demise, and then proceed to buy another one. --[[User:MaHexBawx|MaHexBawx]] 1:03, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:: Every time I think this fucking grand epic is over something happens it's maddening! --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 16:30, 30 August 2010 (PDT)`

==/v/ Is not an acceptable source of information==
Wow, this is terrible. /v/ is never ever ever a good source of information. You should know better. I really don't know how to handle the level of misinformation you guys are experiencing here. It's not as if any of the events leading up to Chris smashing the PS3 have been hidden from the public. There's really no excuse for this level of ignorance. You guys shouldn't be looking to 4chan for the latest Chris news, they are always the last to know and always the most misinformed. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 06:05, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:But it's correct information, but also, this isn't the place to be discussing it.--[[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 07:05, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
::It's correct in the same way that ED is right about Chris --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 07:10, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:::Perhaps, then, this talk page (or the video page) is an appropriate place for a link to the location of the correct information? Remember, our job is to educate people about the CWC trainwreck. When people are ignorant, we can't assume it's because of a failing on their part; we have to make an effort to improve cwcki. Ignorance is not a sin, it's an opportunity to become educated.[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 07:24, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
::::Again, not the right place to be talking about this. --[[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 07:47, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
::::*Actually this isn't a bad place to discuss it, as it does pertain to the article and how it should address Chris's motives (if any) for smashing his PS3. Stuff will be revealed in time, I'm sure.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:14, 30 August 2010 (PDT)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:14, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::Really, this isn't the place. People are watching this page. --[[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 13:06, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

==Leaked how?==
How do we have this? Was his computer hacked? Was it a private video to a [[Troll|trusted individual]]? Whether or not he knew this would eventually be public is kind of important, and I don't know where to find that. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 09:33, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

:His computer was indeed hacked, and the only way to remove the bug is to format the hard drive and run the machine over with a car. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:02, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

==Edited?==
anyone else notice that the video skips at 1:52? He claims the video is unedited, and thats believable since he doesn't edit videos at all. Did the person who made the compilation edit that part, or is that just a camera glitch. [[User:DrewPickles|DrewPickles]] 18:14, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
:It kinda just looks like it auto-adjusted white balance settings and such. Either that or Chris accidentally hit the record button when he was re-positioning it. I'm sure there's nothing significant about it. --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 21:29, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

ItIsFinished.MOV

2010-08-30T18:21:53Z

KarryLing: /* Video */

'''ItIsFinished.MOV''' is a video made by Chris and is the sequel to [[The MovingForward videos]] released the day before. In this video, Chris addresses a "heckler" who supposedly called him out on the state of his PS3's hard drive by running it, along with several pieces of the destroyed [[PS3]], over with his [[Son-Chu|car]].

== Video ==

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| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| shirt = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[The MovingForward videos]]
| next = Current
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== Transcript ==

== See also ==
*[[PS3]]
*[[Sony]]

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{{LeakedVideos}}

ItIsFinished.MOV

2010-08-30T18:21:25Z

KarryLing: Created page with "'''ItIsFinished.MOV''' is a video made by Chris and is the sequel to The MovingForward videos released the day before. In this video, Chris addresses a "heckler" who supposed..."

'''ItIsFinished.MOV''' is a video made by Chris and is the sequel to [[The MovingForward videos]] released the day before. In this video, Chris addresses a "heckler" who supposedly called him out on the state of his PS3's hard drive by running it, along with several pieces of the destroyed [[PS3]], over with his [[Son-Chu|car]].

== Video ==

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| stardate = 30 August 2010
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| style = {{Crazy|text}}
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| previous = [[The MovingForward videos]]
| next = Current
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== Transcript ==

== See also ==
*[[PS3]]
*[[Sony]]

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The MovingFoward videos

2010-08-30T00:41:25Z

KarryLing:

The '''MovingFoward videos''' are a compilation of three videos ("MovingFoward," "MovingFurtherFoward," "100_2209.MOV" ["ReallyMovingForward"]) where [[Chris]] destroys his [[PS3]]. Worth noting is this is the third video in a row where he's worn his [[Manchester High]] shirt, likely meaning he hasn't changed shirts in [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|at least three days]].

== Video ==
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| name = MovingFoward, MovingFurtherFoward & 100_2209.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2rVhTdCIJc8}}
| stardate = 29 August 2010
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = {{HighSchoolShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Stardate, August 27, 2010]]
| next = Current
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== Transcript ==

== See also ==
*[[PS3]]
*[[Sony]]

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Talk:Stardate, August 27, 2010

2010-08-30T00:17:12Z

KarryLing: /* Accuracy */

{{Not A Forum}}

I started a page on this with just the link, new to editing CWCKI...I'll start transcribing the aduio - LyleLash

Already did :) [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 13:50, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

So it seems that Chris, in a way, finally admits to being completely retarded. Just when you think the CWC saga is over, something new and exciting happens. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 13:52, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Two odd things stood out for me. 1) Chris actually admits fault, and 2) he uses his high pitched lying voice the entire time. --[[User:CuteDoug|CuteDoug]] 14:06, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
*And I'm bothered by the repetition of "My PS3 is gone, you don't need to try to destroy it". Is there a way we can confirm anything? Also the PSN profile shows that his trophies still exist, if that's any help.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:42, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:Trophies are saved to the network. Wiping the hard drive wont remove those. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:51, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:My bullshit detector is going off. I get the feeling this might be an attempt at "Trollbusting".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:43, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:: Agreed. I think he's just trying to throw us off. He wouldn't have said it was a "misunderstanding" and we would be seeing massive levels of Tard rage. But I have a question: On the off chance that this isn't sum Trollbustin', do you think that he'll drop his money back into it trying to get all the downloads he had? Or will he just give up and start playing the Hex Bawx/Wii? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 14:46, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: He probably only needs to re-download the things. He seems to acknowledge this because he doesn't mention his games getting wiped, he's just upset that his save files and miscellaneous downloads were deleted. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 14:51, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::<s>If it's true that he did format his HDD, then does that mean that he when he re-earns an achievement/trophy/whatever, then his PSN friends will be able to see that he has done so? I don't have a PS3 personally, so I don't know how the whole friends thing works. This seems like the most immediate way to see if he is telling the truth, though</s> disregard that i suck cocks. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:53, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Back on the topic of the page, I think someone should add to the page that he was obviously bullshiting due to him admitting defeat and using that high pitched voice the entire video.--[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 17:11, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:Definately. Trollbustin' is more like bullshit. [[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 19:33, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
::The lack of rage towards the assistant at Sony indicates that Chris is lying, as we've seen Chris issue [[death threats|death threats]] for trivial crap, he would go ballistic on Sony for having an employee even suggest that he delete his life's work. He mentioned something along the lines of this in his [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|class reunion]] video. If Chris followed his own advice, Chris would see that everything on the HDD was wiped, and then blame the assistant with cyber-bullying. This and Chris following someone's technical advice seems out of character for our good ol' manchild.--[[User:Captkrisma|Captkrisma]] 05:23, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
::: The lack of either the Amnyfest ring or the Medallion of Fail is off-putting, at the least. Although, to be fair, he hasn't worn those recently, so make of that what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 06:24, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: Keep in mind Chris knows about the CWCki, and probably has looked at the article. I'd say leave the article saying he's telling the truth. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 18:20, 28 August 2010 (PDT)

==Wut==
It seems that he is suggesting that trolls were trolling him to get to his PS3. I guess he's thinking that, since he holds it in high regard, it is something everyone has respect for. The last part is what gave me this idea. As far as I can tell, he's saying that all the agony and stress caused by CC is suddenly gone, as if his sole objective has been completed. Thoughts? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:00, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

*To clarify the situation, the PS3 has been the source of a lot of trolling. He thinks further trolling of it or with it is currently taking place. To stop the perceived threat, he pretends that he has lost his PS3 files for good. It's not a bad plan as far as Chris's plans go, but he's a terrible liar.

Also, this is a hell of a time for 789 to go down. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 17:15, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

==Accuracy==
How exactly do we know that "despite the apparent insincerity of the video, the events told by Chris are true."? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 08:34, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
:ps3 activity. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:51, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
::What about his other accounts? I'm sure he's got enough brain cells to realize not to go on his [http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu Sonichu] profile... It doesn't even have ModNation Racers listed on it... Plus he commonly looks off to his left, a common sign of lying. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 11:35, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
::: Maybe he's only lying about part of it? He might have reformatted his hard drive or whatever on his own, and told us Sony did it so he wouldn't look like as much of an idiot. --[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 14:57, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: In related news: His ModNation race count appears to have gone up significantly the past few days. Right now it's at 1188. Last time I saw it a few days ago it was much lower... --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 16:49, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
::::: It's actually been frozen at that since Friday. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:08, 29 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::: Ah, okay. Are we aware of what his foreign PSN profiles are? He could be on those... --[[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 17:17, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

2010-08-27T21:51:06Z

KarryLing:

EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW

2010-08-27T19:50:42Z

KarryLing: /* Transcript */

[[Image:Picture 2.png|thumb|Chris, being one of the "Classmate Spotlights" on the MHS page of AlumniClass.com, proving that he may actually be doing something to get a reunion]]

'''EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW''' is a video in which [[Chris]] informs his <s>[[fanbase]]</s> former classmates that he wishes to organize a [[Manchester High School]] reunion very soon, seemingly unaware both that his organizational skills lack the capacity to plan a good prom and that a reunion for his year already has been planned and he was deliberately not invited.

After his plea, Chris goes on to claim that divine retribution is coming for the [[trolls]], tells an [[Random-access humor|unfunny joke]] about his visibly growing girth and gives advice on how to avoid being trolled. The best part is where he urges the viewers to keep their private information off the internet only ''moments'' after giving out his [[Christian Weston Chandler|real name]], [[14 Branchland Court|full street address]] and [[Prank calls|phone number]] ''yet again''. Chris also claims to be a "Trollbuster", part of a mysterious and unknown group [[Chris and his Ego|working worldwide to stop trolling and cyberbullying]].

The video came after three months of radio silence from Chris, but, aside from a [[hair]]line that has receded quite a bit, it is clear that nothing about him has changed except for his [[Chris and fashion|wardrobe]].

==Tags==
{{quotebox|surfing school [[education]] [[internet]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|safety]] [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|exclusive]] [[A CWC Audition|leak]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|leaked]] reunion class [[2000]] y2k}}

== Video ==

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| stardate = 27 August 2010
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| shirt = Manchester Class of 2000 T-shirt
| previous = [[June062010.MOV]]
| next = Current
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== Transcript ==

''The video opens with Chris holding a digitally edited picture of the rear of his [[ModNation Racers]] School Bus shakily in front of the camera for approximately nine seconds. The bus has "[[Chris and his Ego|CWC]]" splashed across the top, with a license plate "[[USA]]" in red, white and blue. When he finally speaks, he is holding up a Manchester High Yearbook much as he once held [[It's UGH!|Optimus Prime]]. His tone is wistful and nostalgic.''

Hello. I am well known on the [[Internet]], sadly. I am Christian Weston Chandler of... Ruckersville, Virginia. I was a Manchester High School student, graduated class of 2000. [''brief pause, [[Pedo-glasses|dramatic glasses removal]]''] Aaand, I am looking into having the reunion... or putting it together. Because I have not heard from anyone about it... not even from the principal of Manchester High. Of which... so in that- so with that I-... I am looking to- I am looking out... I am looking out to everyone, to... all, to my class- to my 2000 class mates... we know who you are and I know who you are, got your names-

[''Chris slaps the cover with his hand. His tone becomes particularly wistful at this point.'']
[[Image:Names.PNG|thumb|A CWC classmate's nightmare.]]
-got your names in the year book, in the... senior year book. In my class. I have have been looking forward to this r-reunion... since the [[senior prom]], where at the end of that slideshow... it said "See you in ten years [[speech impediment|flguh]] the reunion". [''Chris's face becomes somber.''] The reunion hasn't happened yet. [''Chris displays a partially complete [[Claw of Fail]], imploringly gesturing at the camera much as he did towards [[The Wallflower]]. His face is pained.''] And it HAS to happen. It was basically promised... [''Chris pauses.''] ... not only to me, but to everyone who was at that prom. So this reunion has to happen and I'm going to start it by... reaching out t- reaching out to my classmates. Espe- and also, it would be helpful if I can also... get in contact with those who put together the senior prom... back in 2000.

So with that I urge- I urge, uh... you- all you indivuals... the people who put together prom, AND my classmates, to contact me, Christian Weston Chandler... at [[14 Branchland Court]], Ruckersville Virginia, 22968, or by telephone... at 434-990-0198 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-990-0198 end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-990-0198 end_of_the_skype_highlighting. [''pause''] Again, that's 434-990-0198. [''pause''] [[Trolls|False identities]] will be... discarded... so be sure yer... leave a message, describe- telling us your naaame, where you are right now and your contact information. Basically your phone number. I will not accept e-mail... contact. Which- Because of... because of the [[trolls]] of which brings up my next- my other topic which I would like to address as well.

Cyber-bullying and trolling. It's all not cool, cuz you're just basically.. [[Surfshack Tito|mocking]] and... [[4-cent garbage|terrorizing]]... innocent people. It's not good. Not cool. Not cool. [''pause''] You don't want to... you don't want to be a bully, like those who picked on you... in any school, weather it- regardless of it was pre, kindergarten, high, middle, [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary]], high... whatever. We've all had our bullies in real life... don't be a bully yourself.

[''Chris holds up a hand drawn picture of a green-haired [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Devil Troll]] standing on in front of an unknown [[Dreams#The watery maze dream|blue stripe]], which is possibly a correction redrawing the red slash at an angle as it is typically rendered. The Devil Troll proudly displays a massive erection, with a red "forbidden" symbol ([[Chris and Art|mostly]]) transposed over the top. The words "Cyber-bullying and trolling are not cool!" are displayed below. Even given the extremely low resolution of Chris's video, it is immediately obvious Chris mistakenly colored outside the lines in this picture.'']

[[Image:1984.jpg|thumb|Chris urges you to spy on your close friends, neighbors, workmates- anyone.]]

I urge you.. to NOT cyberbully or troll... [[Alec|anyone]]. [''pause''] And also, if you suspect anybody... any close friends, any neighbours, anyone inside your working facilities even, even at such companies like uh- [[Chris and English|Sonic Entertainment of America]], or [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo of America]]... there may be a troll, trolling somebody like me... within the office. I urge you to do the checks, and report them, [[Wendy's|fire]] their arses. [''Chris glances down at the sheet of paper, then back up''] With your help we can put a [[Muscle bra|BUST]] [''Chris makes a 'masturbation' movement with his fist'']... on trolling and cyber-bullying.

[''Chris puts the paper down out of view. His attitude becomes sullen, forlorn.'']

It's not good. T'... leave it the way it is. We need to take these criminals down. [''Chris taps on his yearbook with his knuckles''] For what they are doing... ['Chris performs [[The Creepy Stare]]'] [[Chris and religion|God... will smite them.]] He knows it- he knows you're [[mass debating|doing it]] you damn trolls. And I know. I'm laughing at you right now. Oh hey! Here's a fun little [[Random access humor|joke]]. So-So I walk into a [[Coffee Place|Burger King]]... and I says to the employee- to long haired female employee with the pink shirt... "Am I fat?" ... "No." [''Chris brushes his imaginary long [[hair]] in an extremely effeminate gesture''] ... "[[obesity|Chris is fat]]."

[''Chris extends a full blown [[Claw of Fail]] directly at the camera, cackling demonically.'']

Not cool. [''Pause. Chris points at the camera''] You WILL be found in person. And I will give you a [[death threats|piece of my mind]]. Not [[pocket knife|phys- not physical violence]]. [''pause''] You trolls are going down. [''Chris points down''] And with the help of all good- with all the good people who agree with me... that trolling is not cool and would never dare to troll anybody, or bully anybody in real life, I urge you to report any suspicious people to your local police department. [[Chris and the Law|Or Crimestoppers]]. Also some tips- [[Chris and hypocrisy|keep all your information... your personal information off of the Internet]].

You do not want anybody to be laughing behind your back of [[Recycling|something]]... that shou- should be remain private. And [[nudes|naked photos]] is no good either, definitely not, so keep all private information to yourselves.

Also, don't trust too many people on the Internet unless you actually know that person... in real life... [''pause''] and you trust that person, then I can say that it's okay to trust that person over the Internet. [''Chris's tone becomes malevolent.''] But be wary of most everybody else.

[''Chris makes a small punching movement nearly out of view of the camera.'']

We're the Troll- we're the [[Ghostbusters|Trollbusters]]. And together, we will work WORLDWIDE [''Chris makes a much more emphatic punch in clear view''] to put a stop to bullying and cyber-bullying. [''pause; Chris holds a 'thumbs up' gesture for some time''] Yeah.

[''Chris picks up the yearbook again.''] Class 2000 reunion. It has to happen and I need the help of my classmates. And the people who put together prom. [''Chris's face is pleading''] Call me. Snail mail me. Get in contact with me.

[''Another, brief, thumbs up gesture'']

Have a good day. Be safe.

[''Chris turns off the camera.'']

== See also ==
*[[100 2178]]

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