I'll have a go at transcribing this nonsense... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:09, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

That "You take the Good, you take the bad" crap is from Family Guy. I'm linking it to the Family Guy page. --[[User:Colonelslime|Colonelslime]] 23:22, 18 October 2010 (PDT)

It's interesting how he switches scale through the talk. Not that anyone who pays attention to Chris would expect coherent thought. He starts off with "Presidential Candidate" and how he can improve the nation. He then scales down to a city level with the police departments before sharing his policies on interplanetary invasion before finally explaining how he'll police the internet, essentially the communication network of the world at large. In fine Chris fashion, he is candidate for Supreme Leader.[[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 06:06, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

The summary is way to long. We don't need all that, I think Chris's failure speaks for itself. It is not necessary to explain point by point why the video is stupid.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 10:15, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
==Notice==

2.5% is half of 5%. Taxes aren't being cut by "a small fraction", they're being slashed in twain. In economic terms, that's effectively halving the government's income (I know they get money from other sources, but 5% of GDP is their largest contributor), which would destroy, among other things, the military, education, and scientific research in the US. Not a small thing at all. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 03:52, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
*Fuck, another victim of bad vision. I reread it and thought I got it right. Still, I think the point can be driven home more. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 03:54, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
*It gets even better when you think about it a bit. I was wondering if I should put something in the article about this, actually, but there's already enough explanatory bullshit in the opening that I wasn't sure (I welcome suggestions, of course). But anyway, Chris isn't talking about income tax there, he's talking about sales tax. State sales tax in Virginia right now is, you guessed it, five percent. He knows so little about how the government funds itself that he isn't even aware of the existence of income tax. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:12, 20 October 2010 (PDT)
*This does show how he thinks though- or at least the extent of his ego. He either ignores or refuses to learn about things outside his personal experience. This is symbolized by his refusal to acknowledge neither the working populace nor income tax (something he doesn't have to pay.)--[[User:Derpiggish|Derpiggish]] 17:41, 9 January 2011 (PST)

== There's only one reason why Chris made this video ==

Obama has frozen Social Security checks until 2012, and many politicians are campaigning to cut SSA funding instead of raising taxes. There are far too many news links to sift through, so you can [http://news.google.com/news/i?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=Social+Security sift through them yourself]. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 09:33, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
*lol no. Chris is about as aware of how SS works as a chimp knows why food keeps being left in his cage at the zoo in the morning. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:38, 19 October 2010 (PDT)
**He may not know how his [[tugboat]] is funded, but he knows that less money for SS = less money for vidya. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 10:02, 19 October 2010 (PDT)

Should it be noted that Chris' plan to give all guns to the police is basically what Hitler and Stalin did?
*This is Chris Chan we're talking about. Just look at his precious CWCville. If for some ungodly reason, Chris did wield political power on a small nation, he would rule as if he were an unholy amalgamation of King George III of England and Idi Amin. Part insane, part bloodthirsty, all tyrant. - [[user:Jerkop421]] 20-10-10.
*Also, allowing guns but no bullets is just inviting people to make their own bullets. Guns are expensive, bullets are cheap. Either that or expect a dramatic rise in crossbow-related crime. That and a combination of halving taxes and funneling practically everything else into "soup hotels" and tugboat money would, of course, leave the United States roont entirely. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 07:42, 20 October 2010 (PDT)
** All the views he expresses in this video are ways to not only continue his lazy life, but to get more money out of his monthly tugboat. The State of Virginia collects $40.45 in taxes every month from his Social Security check every month, so halving that would give him an extra $20.22 for spending money. --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 01:14, 24 October 2010 (PDT)

{{Not A Forum}}

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I KEEP MY EYES OFF THE CWCKI FOR ONE SECOND. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:19, 24 October 2010 (PDT)

== Reaction shots. ==

Every once in a while is fine, like perhaps when Chris is addressing that person, but I really think we need to stop adding reaction shots from somebody every time Chris makes a video. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 13:19, 25 October 2010 (PDT)

== Links Added to "Internet Surveillance" Point ==

If someone wants to remove the link to the "Big Brother" article, that's fine. However, please keep the Macon Phillips link - the very last part of that section of the "Macon Phillips - Political Career" really shows Chrissy's hypocrisy. To those who don't know, Phillips headed "flag@whitehouse.gov" under President Obama. This was, essentially, a snitching program. Any conflicting information heard about the Health Care bill that the Democrats were trying to pass would be sent along with the person's name, address and other details to this e-mail address. It was quickly shut down, but provides an excellent example of censorship by Obama's administration - this censorship would be approved of by Chris, and so, Chris would side with Obama on a political matter.
[[User:KataclysmKat|KataclysmKat]] 22:38, 19 March 2011 (PST)
:Chris doesn't care about censorship. All be cares about is what makes Chris feel good in the short term (as in, one hour or one day). That's as far as his thought process goes. If Chris had such an inbox, it would go unread forever unless something forced him to (Aka he would only do it to stop someone yelling at him). I'd like to think the CWCki is politically neutral, but the actual link doesn't seem to be pushing much of a political agenda at this stage. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:42, 20 March 2011 (PDT)
::Side thought... all appearances aside, Chris really isn't a dictator in the sense that he wants to rule countries- he just wants immediate and very short term results on anything he thinks about. He doesn't understand that his repeated calls for an end to trolling (by law, and with insane penalties) conflict with him trolling Alec, because there is no benefit to him if Alec is safe online or not. His entire life is based around the philosophy of long term loss, short term gain. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:42, 20 March 2011 (PDT)
::I think Chris cares about censorship when it serves him, which it would in his mythical fairy land where no one can criticize him. The only time he ever cares about anything is when it can serve him. I thought it was an interesting juxtaposition so I put it in - he disapproves of Obama, yet would take similar actions as Obama to silence anyone who disagrees with him. [[User:KataclysmKat|KataclysmKat]] 21:51, 20 March 2011 (PST)

Talk:A Public Announcement for Congress

2011-03-20T05:39:42Z

KataclysmKat: /* Links Added to "Internet Surveillance" Point */

2011-02-05T07:52:18Z

KataclysmKat: /* More Instances of Not Caring About Children */

== Image ==

Has anybody ever sent the artist's depiction image to Chris? --[[User:Morbid Duck|Morbid Duck]] 19:47, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

Who knows. I'm more curious as to ''his'' depiction of Crystal. We've yet to see the little abomination. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:48, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

Maybe somebody should mail Chris about it, and asks what he thinks she should look like. Some of the things he's created are just so funny. Like [http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Simonlaweed.jpg this image]. --[[User:Morbid Duck|Morbid Duck]] 22:36, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Section on Chris as a parent? ==

Should there possibly be a section dedicated to how Chris would probably be as a parent? I mean, at the very least we know he's too lazy and self centered to take care of a child, but there is also some evidence indicating he doesn't understand how children behave. --[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 02:15, 22 October 2010 (EST)

== More Instances of Not Caring About Children ==

There was that chat with Julie on Skype, but more examples would be great, in my opinion. I'll look for some more. I was having trouble with where to put that bit of information, but I think here is as good a place as any. --[[User:KataclysmKat|KataclysmKat]] 1:35, 05 February 2011

Talk:BlueSpike Skype Logs

2011-02-05T07:51:09Z

KataclysmKat: /* Summaries */

== To do ==
*format
*split the logs up more reasonably
[[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:16, 11 October 2010 (PDT)
:This article looks like shit. I'm going to try to fix it.
::Alright, I kind of fixed it... --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 22:14, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

== background ==
history of logs: uh, i misplaced them? no seriously. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:16, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

"misplaced", wut.--[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 15:38, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

i have like 4 computers shut up, i am an AI and i need these to live. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 15:39, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

== Summaries ==

Do we want short summaries at the top of the pages? Many of these conversations are long... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*Good thinking there, partner. Let's fund it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:22, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*I've tried to do some summaries/synopses for the first three chats. I realize they might be too long, in which case someone can edit them. --[[User:KataclysmKat|KataclysmKat]] 1:50, 05 February 2011

Talk:BlueSpike Skype Logs

2011-02-05T07:49:51Z

KataclysmKat: /* Summaries */

Talk:Imaginary family

2011-02-05T07:46:10Z

KataclysmKat: /* More Instances of Not Caring About Children */ new section

Talk:Fangs

2011-02-05T07:44:19Z

KataclysmKat: /* Added a Video Where He Shows Them */ new section

User:KataclysmKat

2011-02-05T07:25:12Z

KataclysmKat: Created page with "==Fucking Loser== '''A Poem of Improvement''' Fucking loser, through and through, Shot out from Hell, Satan didn’t want you. You shit your pants And prance ..."

Imaginary family

2011-02-05T07:04:04Z

KataclysmKat:

:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].''

{{quote|You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to [[Pregnant Act|give birth]], to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal.|Chris and his hilarious Freudian slip}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]

Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the illustrious [[Fail|metal]]"<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>, according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Sailor Moon|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and also Baby's premise from the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Monkey Ball|Super Monkey Ball]]'' games, although whether Chris knows about ripping this off as well remains to be seen.

This most likely stems from Chris's desire for [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] plus want of a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him. One can only imagine what Chris would do with his "God-Given Daughter" if she was ever born, [[Rape|but the result]] would be very frightening to say the least.

Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Fuck Quest|get laid]] or prove he's straight. When [[Julie|Julie]] expressed that she would like a child, possibly with Chris, Chris said that he "wasn't sure about having a child," but he would still like a threesome between Panda, Julie and him; this subject had been broached before, and Julie seemed uncomfortable with the idea.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_3#2009-02-04]</ref>

In a conversation with Chris's ex-[[gal-pal]] [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had the "[[Godjesus|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterates this later, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world.

While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender identity issues]], which typically begin in childhood.

Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. This time it was [[Jackie]] as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was bestowed. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

==Name==

Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to some confusion.

During the conversation with Kacey's father, Chris also implied that he may intend to spell her name '''Cristle''':

: '''Matthew Devoria:''' You know, I don't think, Kacey actually doesn't really like that name. You know, it's kind of a stripper name, Cri-STAL, it's kinda like Cristal, that champagne... 
:'''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, it would not, it would not, it would not be Cri-STAL, it would be Cri-STUL. Does that make sense? 
: '''Matthew Devoria:''' It's still pretty close. 
:'''Chris:''' It's fairly, it does sound close, but it's not, you're not, you're just replacing the C-R-I-S-T-L-E, you're replacing the L-E with an A-L.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

But it's most likely that Chris was just lying to Kacey's father and still would name his child Crystal. Or he just [[Chris and English|can't spell for shit]].

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently.

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chandler (extended family)]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Crystal Weston}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Imaginary family

2011-02-05T07:03:45Z

KataclysmKat:

:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].''

{{quote|You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to [[Pregnant Act|give birth]], to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal.|Chris and his hilarious Freudian slip}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]

Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the illustrious [[Fail|metal]]"<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>, according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Sailor Moon|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and also Baby's premise from the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Monkey Ball|Super Monkey Ball]]'' games, although whether Chris knows about ripping this off as well remains to be seen.

This most likely stems from Chris's desire for [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] plus want of a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him. One can only imagine what Chris would do with his "God-Given Daughter" if she was ever born, [[Rape|but the result]] would be very frightening to say the least.

Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Fuck Quest|get laid]] or prove he's straight. When [[Blue Spike|Julie]] expressed that she would like a child, possibly with Chris, Chris said that he "wasn't sure about having a child," but he would still like a threesome between Panda, Julie and him; this subject had been broached before, and Julie seemed uncomfortable with the idea.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_3#2009-02-04]</ref>

In a conversation with Chris's ex-[[gal-pal]] [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had the "[[Godjesus|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterates this later, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world.

While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender identity issues]], which typically begin in childhood.

Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. This time it was [[Jackie]] as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was bestowed. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

==Name==

Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to some confusion.

During the conversation with Kacey's father, Chris also implied that he may intend to spell her name '''Cristle''':

: '''Matthew Devoria:''' You know, I don't think, Kacey actually doesn't really like that name. You know, it's kind of a stripper name, Cri-STAL, it's kinda like Cristal, that champagne... 
:'''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, it would not, it would not, it would not be Cri-STAL, it would be Cri-STUL. Does that make sense? 
: '''Matthew Devoria:''' It's still pretty close. 
:'''Chris:''' It's fairly, it does sound close, but it's not, you're not, you're just replacing the C-R-I-S-T-L-E, you're replacing the L-E with an A-L.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

But it's most likely that Chris was just lying to Kacey's father and still would name his child Crystal. Or he just [[Chris and English|can't spell for shit]].

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently.

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chandler (extended family)]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Crystal Weston}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Imaginary family

2011-02-05T07:03:05Z

KataclysmKat:

:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].''

{{quote|You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to [[Pregnant Act|give birth]], to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal.|Chris and his hilarious Freudian slip}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]

Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the illustrious [[Fail|metal]]"<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>, according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Sailor Moon|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and also Baby's premise from the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Monkey Ball|Super Monkey Ball]]'' games, although whether Chris knows about ripping this off as well remains to be seen.

This most likely stems from Chris's desire for [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] plus want of a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him. One can only imagine what Chris would do with his "God-Given Daughter" if she was ever born, [[Rape|but the result]] would be very frightening to say the least.

Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Fuck Quest|get laid]] or prove he's straight. When Julie expressed that she would like a child, possibly with Chris, Chris said that he "wasn't sure about having a child," but he would still like a threesome between Panda, Julie and him; this subject had been broached before, and Julie seemed uncomfortable with the idea.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_3#2009-02-04]</ref>

In a conversation with Chris's ex-[[gal-pal]] [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had the "[[Godjesus|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterates this later, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world.

While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender identity issues]], which typically begin in childhood.

Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. This time it was [[Jackie]] as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was bestowed. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

==Name==

Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to some confusion.

During the conversation with Kacey's father, Chris also implied that he may intend to spell her name '''Cristle''':

: '''Matthew Devoria:''' You know, I don't think, Kacey actually doesn't really like that name. You know, it's kind of a stripper name, Cri-STAL, it's kinda like Cristal, that champagne... 
:'''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, it would not, it would not, it would not be Cri-STAL, it would be Cri-STUL. Does that make sense? 
: '''Matthew Devoria:''' It's still pretty close. 
:'''Chris:''' It's fairly, it does sound close, but it's not, you're not, you're just replacing the C-R-I-S-T-L-E, you're replacing the L-E with an A-L.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

But it's most likely that Chris was just lying to Kacey's father and still would name his child Crystal. Or he just [[Chris and English|can't spell for shit]].

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently.

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chandler (extended family)]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Crystal Weston}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Women's rights

2011-02-05T06:58:43Z

KataclysmKat: /* In Real Life */

[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|Chris giving the thumbs up (and two fingers) to women's rights.]]

{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.}}

'''Women's rights''', at least in [[Chris]]'s mind, refer to the right of women to strip without interference, and to be interpreted as women without [[pickle]]s.

Given his admitted love of the [[Pre-1980#1960s|1964]] classic ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', he presumably stole the concept from the character of [[Wikipedia:Mary_Poppins_(film)#Mrs._Banks|Mrs. Banks]], who is a suffragette in 1910 London.<ref>Lyrics from "The Life I Lead": "It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910 / [[Wikipedia:Edward VII of the United Kingdom|King Edward]]'s on the throne / It's the age of men!"</ref> Of course, Chris wouldn't have the first idea of what [[Wikipedia:Women's suffrage|women's suffrage]] is, let alone the impact it had on world history, and why it was being shown in the movie in the first place.

==Origin==
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
His extreme zeal for "women's rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane and Michael. As the story is set in 1910 London, women did not yet have the right to vote, and was a time particularly noted for the rise in campaigns for women's franchise, particularly from groups like the radical Suffragettes and the more moderate Suffragists. Mrs. Banks is the first character we see in the film proper, and she also sings the first song, "Sister Suffragette", during which she mentions [[Wikipedia:Emmeline_Pankhurst|Emmeline Pankhurst]] being arrested (again).<ref>"Take heart! For Missus Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again!</ref>

Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck.

==In the Comic==
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|An example of Chris's disclaimers.]]
In the comics, women are portrayed as only enjoying fucking, shopping, and cooking, though they do not enjoy them for themselves; they enjoy cooking for the men. Similarly, when they go shopping, they buy clothes to wear for their significant other/crush.

Chris's most prominent reference to women's rights occurs at the end of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' in [[Episode 17|Episode #17]], in which the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] of [[CWCville]] strip to celebrate their victory over [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and assert their dominance over [[4-cent garbage.com]].

Despite their phenomenal talent for fighting evil, Chris depicts [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] as passive [[Sex toys|sexual toys]] for [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Reflecting Chris's own distorted image of women, the Rosechus in his comics tend to exhibit a desire to engage in stereotypical behavior, with occasional aggressive sexual overtures. Women also tend to act as a deus ex machina plot device - occasionally leaving their role as supporting characters to engage in acts of great bravery and heroism.

It is obvious that Chris is ''aware'' of the idea that objectifying women is frowned upon; every time he makes his female characters use their feminine qualities (to put it altogether too mildly), he is quick to add a disclaimer that he respects the women for ''both'' their minds and bodies, and/or make the claim that the characters are doing it because they want to fight for the women's rights. However, due to his [[autism|mental block]], he fails to understand what society would consider a correct course of action, to wit, not objectify the women in the first place, and that disclaimers like these won't alleviate the fact that he's doing something that is considered inappropriate.

==In Real Life==
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|The very essence of femininity, according to Chris. How else are we supposed to interpret this?]]
Chris allows himself to be controlled by his own desires, and has soaked in all sorts of knowledge about women primarily from [[anime]], [[video games]], and in particular [[pornography]], which Chris considers "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> He has had several problems realizing the difference between exaggerated stereotypes and the reality, as also evidenced by his [[racism|racist remarks]].

This mindset is painfully obvious in Chris's interaction with women during his [[Love Quest]]. Chris takes on a passive role in his attraction strategy, waiting to be approached by women who he thinks will take interest in his appearance. Chris essentially is looking for a [[Barbara Chandler|maternal figure]] in his life. Rather than aiming to better himself, he is looking to be fulfilled and served by women. Rather than having the full potential to use their talents in society, women's rights are the rights of women to bring pleasure to men as Chris sees fit.

When occasionally confronted with his sexism, Chris becomes extremely indignant and offended.<ref>[[White_knight_e-mails#September_2008_.E2.80.94_Chris_denies_being_fat_and_sexist]]</ref>. When his sexism is pointed out, he gets upset and clarifies that he would never harm a woman (though he has no problem [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|threatening them]]). Chris seems to be under the impression that "sexism" basically means "physical abuse", and can't process the idea that treating women as sexual objects obsessed with shopping is still a form of sexism if not the definition (in addition to with and other factors).

==TL;DR version==
Chris tries to pass off his chauvinism as pseudo-feminism and will never get laid.

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Chris and}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Women's rights

2011-02-05T06:57:34Z

KataclysmKat: /* In Real Life */

[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|Chris giving the thumbs up (and two fingers) to women's rights.]]

{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.}}

'''Women's rights''', at least in [[Chris]]'s mind, refer to the right of women to strip without interference, and to be interpreted as women without [[pickle]]s.

Given his admitted love of the [[Pre-1980#1960s|1964]] classic ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', he presumably stole the concept from the character of [[Wikipedia:Mary_Poppins_(film)#Mrs._Banks|Mrs. Banks]], who is a suffragette in 1910 London.<ref>Lyrics from "The Life I Lead": "It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910 / [[Wikipedia:Edward VII of the United Kingdom|King Edward]]'s on the throne / It's the age of men!"</ref> Of course, Chris wouldn't have the first idea of what [[Wikipedia:Women's suffrage|women's suffrage]] is, let alone the impact it had on world history, and why it was being shown in the movie in the first place.

==Origin==
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
His extreme zeal for "women's rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane and Michael. As the story is set in 1910 London, women did not yet have the right to vote, and was a time particularly noted for the rise in campaigns for women's franchise, particularly from groups like the radical Suffragettes and the more moderate Suffragists. Mrs. Banks is the first character we see in the film proper, and she also sings the first song, "Sister Suffragette", during which she mentions [[Wikipedia:Emmeline_Pankhurst|Emmeline Pankhurst]] being arrested (again).<ref>"Take heart! For Missus Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again!</ref>

Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck.

==In the Comic==
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|An example of Chris's disclaimers.]]
In the comics, women are portrayed as only enjoying fucking, shopping, and cooking, though they do not enjoy them for themselves; they enjoy cooking for the men. Similarly, when they go shopping, they buy clothes to wear for their significant other/crush.

Chris's most prominent reference to women's rights occurs at the end of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' in [[Episode 17|Episode #17]], in which the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] of [[CWCville]] strip to celebrate their victory over [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and assert their dominance over [[4-cent garbage.com]].

Despite their phenomenal talent for fighting evil, Chris depicts [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] as passive [[Sex toys|sexual toys]] for [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Reflecting Chris's own distorted image of women, the Rosechus in his comics tend to exhibit a desire to engage in stereotypical behavior, with occasional aggressive sexual overtures. Women also tend to act as a deus ex machina plot device - occasionally leaving their role as supporting characters to engage in acts of great bravery and heroism.

It is obvious that Chris is ''aware'' of the idea that objectifying women is frowned upon; every time he makes his female characters use their feminine qualities (to put it altogether too mildly), he is quick to add a disclaimer that he respects the women for ''both'' their minds and bodies, and/or make the claim that the characters are doing it because they want to fight for the women's rights. However, due to his [[autism|mental block]], he fails to understand what society would consider a correct course of action, to wit, not objectify the women in the first place, and that disclaimers like these won't alleviate the fact that he's doing something that is considered inappropriate.

==In Real Life==
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|The very essence of femininity, according to Chris. How else are we supposed to interpret this?]]
Chris allows himself to be controlled by his own desires, and has soaked in all sorts of knowledge about women primarily from [[anime]], [[video games]], and in particular [[pornography]], which Chris considers "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> He has had several problems realizing the difference between exaggerated stereotypes and the reality, as also evidenced by his [[racism|racist remarks]]. When Julie expressed that she would like a child, possibly with Chris, Chris said that he "wasn't sure about having a child," but he would still like a threesome between Panda, Julie and him.<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_3#2009-02-04]</ref>

This mindset is painfully obvious in Chris's interaction with women during his [[Love Quest]]. Chris takes on a passive role in his attraction strategy, waiting to be approached by women who he thinks will take interest in his appearance. Chris essentially is looking for a [[Barbara Chandler|maternal figure]] in his life. Rather than aiming to better himself, he is looking to be fulfilled and served by women. Rather than having the full potential to use their talents in society, women's rights are the rights of women to bring pleasure to men as Chris sees fit.

When occasionally confronted with his sexism, Chris becomes extremely indignant and offended.<ref>[[White_knight_e-mails#September_2008_.E2.80.94_Chris_denies_being_fat_and_sexist]]</ref>. When his sexism is pointed out, he gets upset and clarifies that he would never harm a woman (though he has no problem [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|threatening them]]). Chris seems to be under the impression that "sexism" basically means "physical abuse", and can't process the idea that treating women as sexual objects obsessed with shopping is still a form of sexism if not the definition (in addition to with and other factors).

==TL;DR version==
Chris tries to pass off his chauvinism as pseudo-feminism and will never get laid.

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Chris and}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Chris and sex

2011-02-05T06:51:36Z

KataclysmKat: /* Knowledge of sex and gender */

{{Honest}}
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky'''), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development and a sheltered upbringing. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on [[Wikipedia:HBO|HBO]] around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>

== Knowledge of sex and gender ==
[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|Seven inches? Yeah, right.]]
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, Chris has never kissed a girl.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[Manchester High School|high-school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave [[Chris Sex Logs|his sex chat logs]] should be able to immediately notice what's going wrong — Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in porno movies, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would get off to a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of semen to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref>[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]</ref>; this is undoubtedly due to his experience with Kimmi<ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Aiko-Chris%27s_New_Bird.jpg]</ref> and Officer Nasty. The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a "receiver's" terrible Mountain Dew parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride [[Duck|his broken penis]].<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> He thinks that his [[virgin]]ity is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating|masturbating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use familiar terms — either medical or slang — for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]".

===Chris and gender===
Among his more generally skewed view of gender roles, Chris has a distinctly sexist outlook towards [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him. He can’t seem to acknowledge the possibility that women just might not be drawn to a [[Obesity|fat, dumpy]] psycho, carrying an "[[attraction sign]]" and the unpleasant aroma of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|feces]] mixed with [[Axe]].

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. While at times it may seem as if women are from another planet, they are still classified as ''Homo sapiens'', just like manchildren.

Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical gay and straight behavior, too, insisting he's straight even as he acts like a mincing crossdressing homosexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks gay is to scream "NO I'M NOT!" and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.

== Moral basis on sex and double standards ==
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is dictated by the Bible. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' [[homos]], but not hesitating to view lesbian porn and approve of it".<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> This logic probably stems from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where one of Meg's friends states that lesbianism is a choice, while male homosexuality isn't. This comment was intended as a joke, but like most satire, it flew right over Chris's head. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he plans on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true [[sweetheart]] (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). Well, guess that the whole “no sex till marriage thing” doesn’t matter that much now, does it?

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is guilty and holds no visible [[remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to dogmatize and what is OK.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is partially because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial|a very liberal church]], and any question about premarital sex is interpreted quite liberally by [[Rocky]].{{cite}} When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[troll]]s, she only fuels his cafeteria Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which is wrong by Christian doctrine.{{cite}} Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]].

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public,<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> showing that, for Chris, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous [[sex tape]] with [[Kimmi]] shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

Chris's view of [[Wikipedia:cunnilingus|cunnilingus]], put on horrific display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the [[Wikipedia:Clitoris|clitoris]].

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent [[duck]], [[Obesity|fat ass]], lack of endurance) or psychological (performance anxiety, high expectations, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature.

==Staying straight==
''See [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|Fear of being a homo]]''

==Is Chris asexual?==
It is possible that Chris only claims to be STRAIGHT due to the overwhelming portrayal in the media of men being sexually active heterosexuals. This could also explain some of his twisted views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity.

* He has the idea he must "maintain" his straightness, much like how he must regularly change the oil in the [[Son-Chu|Sonichu-mobile]]. While it could be that he is gay deep down inside, it can also be argued that he has no major sexual compulsions of any kind, and is just trying to induce them through [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|external sources]]. Why else would he have to try so hard?
* According to himself, Chris only masturbates twice a week, and states that it's only to keep his "[[Mass debating#Frequency|hormones under control]]," while most single men masturbate daily, sometimes more (though this could be because he's so out of shape that [[Chris and health#Exercise|the act of masturbation tires him out]]).
* Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16, while most boys figure it out once they hit puberty (around 11). 16 was also the age where he pretty much discovered sex.
* Chris's interest in finding a [[sweetheart]] appears to have been spurred on by a desire for companionship, as opposed to a desire for a sexual relationship. This is supported by his constant emphasis on being "lonely," as well as requiring his heartsweet to be "caring and compassionate".
* While his creepy attempts at touching/kissing [[Megan]] and [[Emily|other]] [[Kacey|girls]] would indicate some form of sexuality, it could be part of his limited perception of what it means to be a sexually active adult, or just pure and simple attempts at being straight under the rationale that if he does this to a woman, it makes him straight.

Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hugbox|hugbox]] inventor [[Wikipedia:Temple Grandin|Temple Grandin]] chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). It's possible that Chris genuinely does not understand why two people would want to get together and have sexual intercourse, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is a rite of passage to becoming a big boy.

After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "[[Wikipedia:Asexuality|asexual]]" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and misses her point completely).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> It is now possible that Chris finds asexual people to be as bad as [[homos]]exuals, judging by both remarks (not to mention he aforementioned disdain from the [[Mailbag]] responses).

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|[[Patti-chan|Run Patti!]]]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against [[Wikipedia:bestiality|bestiality]], then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals. It is heavily implied that Chris masturbates while drawing these pictures.

Chris has also suggested that [[Wikipedia:Brian Griffin|Brian]] from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 Family Guy Article on the CWCipedia]</ref>
===Is Chris a furry?===
Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]] is still debated.<ref>[7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that points in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref>CWC Cums for a Cat</ref> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris has prejudice against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>
{{-}}
==Prostitution==
{{quote|"In my sarch [''sic''] on [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}

Given how badly Chris seems to want to lose his [[virgin]]ity, many observers have wondered why he hasn't long since spent some of his [[monthly tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was afraid of contracting a [[Wikipedia:Sexually transmitted disease|sexually transmitted disease]].

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris decided to offer himself up as a male escort. He describes himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", and with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref><ref>[http://www.escorts.com/member/2716193/CarlosChantor "Carlos Chantor" profile on escorts.com]</ref>

==Incest==
{{incomplete}}

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], his imaginary twin sister, has appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|having kids]]. Being raised without siblings present, he has no experience with filial relationships, and [[autism]] ensures he has no inkling of what it entails. He didn't even know the word, let alone, the concept, of "incest" until someone mentioned and explained it to him.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> He has trouble contemplating why incest is wrong when, to him, [[china]] is china. Only brother-brother incest is wrong because it is [[homosexual]] in nature. He doesn't understand why sister-sister incest would be bad, because it involves [[Gaybian|girl-on-girl]].

==Rape==

{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't ever manage to rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}

Chris has a poor understanding of the effects of rape, starting from the [[Megan]] saga all the way to [[PandaHalo]]. Misguided trolls claim that Chris will one day try to rape someone due to his stalker tendencies. Due to his warped view of romance and [[Power|inability to pin someone down long enough]] to commit the act, it is highly unlikely that Chris will ever rape anyone.

Despite this reassurance, it's no less discomforting to know that despite whatever personal feelings he has on the act, he seems to have trouble understanding what non-consensual contact is. As evidenced in [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he doesn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detail a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape- the idea of letting his "prey" wear herself out before moving on her may not have registered to Chris as sounding wrong.
{{incomplete}}

==List of women Chris has had sex with==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif]]

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]

==Sauce==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Chris and sex

2011-02-05T06:48:55Z

KataclysmKat: /* Knowledge of sex and gender */

{{Honest}}
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky'''), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development and a sheltered upbringing. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on [[Wikipedia:HBO|HBO]] around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>

== Knowledge of sex and gender ==
[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|Seven inches? Yeah, right.]]
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, Chris has never kissed a girl.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[Manchester High School|high-school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave [[Chris Sex Logs|his sex chat logs]] should be able to immediately notice what's going wrong — Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in porno movies, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would get off to a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of semen to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref>[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is; this is undoubtedly due to his experience with Kimmi and Officer Nasty. <ref>[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg]</ref> The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a "receiver's" terrible Mountain Dew parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride [[Duck|his broken penis]].<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> He thinks that his [[virgin]]ity is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating|masturbating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use familiar terms — either medical or slang — for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]".

===Chris and gender===
Among his more generally skewed view of gender roles, Chris has a distinctly sexist outlook towards [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him. He can’t seem to acknowledge the possibility that women just might not be drawn to a [[Obesity|fat, dumpy]] psycho, carrying an "[[attraction sign]]" and the unpleasant aroma of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|feces]] mixed with [[Axe]].

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. While at times it may seem as if women are from another planet, they are still classified as ''Homo sapiens'', just like manchildren.

Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical gay and straight behavior, too, insisting he's straight even as he acts like a mincing crossdressing homosexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks gay is to scream "NO I'M NOT!" and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.

== Moral basis on sex and double standards ==
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is dictated by the Bible. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' [[homos]], but not hesitating to view lesbian porn and approve of it".<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> This logic probably stems from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where one of Meg's friends states that lesbianism is a choice, while male homosexuality isn't. This comment was intended as a joke, but like most satire, it flew right over Chris's head. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he plans on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true [[sweetheart]] (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). Well, guess that the whole “no sex till marriage thing” doesn’t matter that much now, does it?

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is guilty and holds no visible [[remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to dogmatize and what is OK.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is partially because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial|a very liberal church]], and any question about premarital sex is interpreted quite liberally by [[Rocky]].{{cite}} When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[troll]]s, she only fuels his cafeteria Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which is wrong by Christian doctrine.{{cite}} Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]].

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public,<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> showing that, for Chris, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous [[sex tape]] with [[Kimmi]] shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

Chris's view of [[Wikipedia:cunnilingus|cunnilingus]], put on horrific display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the [[Wikipedia:Clitoris|clitoris]].

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent [[duck]], [[Obesity|fat ass]], lack of endurance) or psychological (performance anxiety, high expectations, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature.

==Staying straight==
''See [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|Fear of being a homo]]''

==Is Chris asexual?==
It is possible that Chris only claims to be STRAIGHT due to the overwhelming portrayal in the media of men being sexually active heterosexuals. This could also explain some of his twisted views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity.

* He has the idea he must "maintain" his straightness, much like how he must regularly change the oil in the [[Son-Chu|Sonichu-mobile]]. While it could be that he is gay deep down inside, it can also be argued that he has no major sexual compulsions of any kind, and is just trying to induce them through [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|external sources]]. Why else would he have to try so hard?
* According to himself, Chris only masturbates twice a week, and states that it's only to keep his "[[Mass debating#Frequency|hormones under control]]," while most single men masturbate daily, sometimes more (though this could be because he's so out of shape that [[Chris and health#Exercise|the act of masturbation tires him out]]).
* Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16, while most boys figure it out once they hit puberty (around 11). 16 was also the age where he pretty much discovered sex.
* Chris's interest in finding a [[sweetheart]] appears to have been spurred on by a desire for companionship, as opposed to a desire for a sexual relationship. This is supported by his constant emphasis on being "lonely," as well as requiring his heartsweet to be "caring and compassionate".
* While his creepy attempts at touching/kissing [[Megan]] and [[Emily|other]] [[Kacey|girls]] would indicate some form of sexuality, it could be part of his limited perception of what it means to be a sexually active adult, or just pure and simple attempts at being straight under the rationale that if he does this to a woman, it makes him straight.

Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hugbox|hugbox]] inventor [[Wikipedia:Temple Grandin|Temple Grandin]] chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). It's possible that Chris genuinely does not understand why two people would want to get together and have sexual intercourse, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is a rite of passage to becoming a big boy.

After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "[[Wikipedia:Asexuality|asexual]]" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and misses her point completely).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> It is now possible that Chris finds asexual people to be as bad as [[homos]]exuals, judging by both remarks (not to mention he aforementioned disdain from the [[Mailbag]] responses).

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|[[Patti-chan|Run Patti!]]]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against [[Wikipedia:bestiality|bestiality]], then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals. It is heavily implied that Chris masturbates while drawing these pictures.

Chris has also suggested that [[Wikipedia:Brian Griffin|Brian]] from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 Family Guy Article on the CWCipedia]</ref>
===Is Chris a furry?===
Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]] is still debated.<ref>[7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that points in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref>CWC Cums for a Cat</ref> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris has prejudice against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>
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==Prostitution==
{{quote|"In my sarch [''sic''] on [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}

Given how badly Chris seems to want to lose his [[virgin]]ity, many observers have wondered why he hasn't long since spent some of his [[monthly tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was afraid of contracting a [[Wikipedia:Sexually transmitted disease|sexually transmitted disease]].

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris decided to offer himself up as a male escort. He describes himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", and with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref><ref>[http://www.escorts.com/member/2716193/CarlosChantor "Carlos Chantor" profile on escorts.com]</ref>

==Incest==
{{incomplete}}

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], his imaginary twin sister, has appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|having kids]]. Being raised without siblings present, he has no experience with filial relationships, and [[autism]] ensures he has no inkling of what it entails. He didn't even know the word, let alone, the concept, of "incest" until someone mentioned and explained it to him.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> He has trouble contemplating why incest is wrong when, to him, [[china]] is china. Only brother-brother incest is wrong because it is [[homosexual]] in nature. He doesn't understand why sister-sister incest would be bad, because it involves [[Gaybian|girl-on-girl]].

==Rape==

{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't ever manage to rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}

Chris has a poor understanding of the effects of rape, starting from the [[Megan]] saga all the way to [[PandaHalo]]. Misguided trolls claim that Chris will one day try to rape someone due to his stalker tendencies. Due to his warped view of romance and [[Power|inability to pin someone down long enough]] to commit the act, it is highly unlikely that Chris will ever rape anyone.

Despite this reassurance, it's no less discomforting to know that despite whatever personal feelings he has on the act, he seems to have trouble understanding what non-consensual contact is. As evidenced in [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he doesn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detail a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape- the idea of letting his "prey" wear herself out before moving on her may not have registered to Chris as sounding wrong.
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==List of women Chris has had sex with==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif]]

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]

==Sauce==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Chris and sex

2011-02-05T06:48:07Z

KataclysmKat: /* Knowledge of sex and gender */

{{Honest}}
[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. '''hanky-panky'''), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development and a sheltered upbringing. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on [[Wikipedia:HBO|HBO]] around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref>

== Knowledge of sex and gender ==
[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|Seven inches? Yeah, right.]]
In his mind, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In truth, Chris has never kissed a girl.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

What he knows about sex he's picked up from rudimentary [[Manchester High School|high-school]] [[Dating education|sex education]] or [[pornography]]. This has engendered many false beliefs in Chris which he sticks to religiously. Readers who brave [[Chris Sex Logs|his sex chat logs]] should be able to immediately notice what's going wrong — Chris's fantasies are merely recreations of what he's seen in porno movies, rather than plausible sexual experiences. For example, he believed that [[Kacey]] would get off to a brutal tit-fucking followed by load after load of semen to the face.<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>

Other examples of Chris's crude misconceptions about sex abound. He mimics female porn stars' sex positions, spreads an imaginary vagina a yard across,<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> and thinks that electric shocks to the vagina are pleasurable.<ref>[[CWC Cums for a Cat]]</ref> He also seems to believe that a woman's vagina is higher up on the woman's body that it actually is; this is undoubtedly due to his experience with Kimmi and Officer Nasty. <ref>[[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg|Maybe it's just for Rosechus]]</ref> The "missionary cowgirl" position mentioned in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is a contradiction in terms. He can't even get the most basic double entendres correct, wearing a "receiver's" terrible Mountain Dew parody shirt thinking it's an invitation for women to try and ride [[Duck|his broken penis]].<ref>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]</ref> He thinks that his [[virgin]]ity is a precious and sought-after treasure which women will come in droves to take (he even went so far as to use it as a bargaining chip to haggle with a prostitute), and believes that [[mass debating|masturbating]] ultimately makes him better at sex.

Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about basic sexual terminology. While he may have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use familiar terms — either medical or slang — for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]".

===Chris and gender===
Among his more generally skewed view of gender roles, Chris has a distinctly sexist outlook towards [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are [[Boyfriend-free girl|already paired up]], [[Homos|lesbians]], or distracted with shopping. The notion that they might have good reasons for spurning his advances does not occur to him. He can’t seem to acknowledge the possibility that women just might not be drawn to a [[Obesity|fat, dumpy]] psycho, carrying an "[[attraction sign]]" and the unpleasant aroma of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|feces]] mixed with [[Axe]].

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. While at times it may seem as if women are from another planet, they are still classified as ''Homo sapiens'', just like manchildren.

Chris has an interesting grasp of stereotypical gay and straight behavior, too, insisting he's straight even as he acts like a mincing crossdressing homosexual. This can be explained by his [[autism|lack of empathy or ability to pick up on social cues]], but given his reaction to being told he looks gay is to scream "NO I'M NOT!" and ignore anything else, it's unlikely he'll ever learn.

== Moral basis on sex and double standards ==
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: but I say to you, that whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is dictated by the Bible. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' [[homos]], but not hesitating to view lesbian porn and approve of it".<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> This logic probably stems from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where one of Meg's friends states that lesbianism is a choice, while male homosexuality isn't. This comment was intended as a joke, but like most satire, it flew right over Chris's head. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he plans on losing his virginity on the [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true [[sweetheart]] (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). Well, guess that the whole “no sex till marriage thing” doesn’t matter that much now, does it?

The Bible also frowns upon [[Nudes|pornographers]], of which he is guilty and holds no visible [[remorse]]. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to dogmatize and what is OK.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is partially because he goes to [[Wesley Memorial|a very liberal church]], and any question about premarital sex is interpreted quite liberally by [[Rocky]].{{cite}} When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by [[troll]]s, she only fuels his cafeteria Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which is wrong by Christian doctrine.{{cite}} Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]].

Chris seems to consider a female sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he ever held, he announced his desire to upload on the Internet a video of his first full sexual intercourse.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)]]</ref> After further prodding, he added that he would simply hide the camera, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public,<ref>[[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line]]</ref> showing that, for Chris, [[Women's rights|a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy]], existing only to validate him as a heterosexual.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|frame|right|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous [[sex tape]] with [[Kimmi]] shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. It seems that Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a [[homo]]).

Chris's view of [[Wikipedia:cunnilingus|cunnilingus]], put on horrific display in [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the [[Wikipedia:Clitoris|clitoris]].

In the leaked media, Chris displays that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (bent [[duck]], [[Obesity|fat ass]], lack of endurance) or psychological (performance anxiety, high expectations, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature.

==Staying straight==
''See [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|Fear of being a homo]]''

==Is Chris asexual?==
It is possible that Chris only claims to be STRAIGHT due to the overwhelming portrayal in the media of men being sexually active heterosexuals. This could also explain some of his twisted views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity.

* He has the idea he must "maintain" his straightness, much like how he must regularly change the oil in the [[Son-Chu|Sonichu-mobile]]. While it could be that he is gay deep down inside, it can also be argued that he has no major sexual compulsions of any kind, and is just trying to induce them through [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|external sources]]. Why else would he have to try so hard?
* According to himself, Chris only masturbates twice a week, and states that it's only to keep his "[[Mass debating#Frequency|hormones under control]]," while most single men masturbate daily, sometimes more (though this could be because he's so out of shape that [[Chris and health#Exercise|the act of masturbation tires him out]]).
* Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16, while most boys figure it out once they hit puberty (around 11). 16 was also the age where he pretty much discovered sex.
* Chris's interest in finding a [[sweetheart]] appears to have been spurred on by a desire for companionship, as opposed to a desire for a sexual relationship. This is supported by his constant emphasis on being "lonely," as well as requiring his heartsweet to be "caring and compassionate".
* While his creepy attempts at touching/kissing [[Megan]] and [[Emily|other]] [[Kacey|girls]] would indicate some form of sexuality, it could be part of his limited perception of what it means to be a sexually active adult, or just pure and simple attempts at being straight under the rationale that if he does this to a woman, it makes him straight.

Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hugbox|hugbox]] inventor [[Wikipedia:Temple Grandin|Temple Grandin]] chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). It's possible that Chris genuinely does not understand why two people would want to get together and have sexual intercourse, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is a rite of passage to becoming a big boy.

After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "[[Wikipedia:Asexuality|asexual]]" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and misses her point completely).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref> It is now possible that Chris finds asexual people to be as bad as [[homos]]exuals, judging by both remarks (not to mention he aforementioned disdain from the [[Mailbag]] responses).

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}
[[File:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|[[Patti-chan|Run Patti!]]]]
[[File:Super-mode.jpg|thumb|left|90px|Chris, sporting a [[ECV 00002‎|homemade fursuit]].]]

In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against [[Wikipedia:bestiality|bestiality]], then hoists himself by his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, this isn't bestiality, as they're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals. It is heavily implied that Chris masturbates while drawing these pictures.

Chris has also suggested that [[Wikipedia:Brian Griffin|Brian]] from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 Family Guy Article on the CWCipedia]</ref>
===Is Chris a furry?===
Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]] is still debated.<ref>[7:17:25] '''Sarah May''': Did you feel sexually aroused when you drew them? [7:17:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.''': a bit.</ref> There are some things that points in that direction. [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is in many ways similar to a fursona. Chris has also used the character while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref>CWC Cums for a Cat</ref> Finally, in the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. However, it has been confirmed by [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] that Chris has prejudice against furries, not because of who they are, but because many furries tend to be [[homos]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Racism and homophobia]]</ref>
{{-}}
==Prostitution==
{{quote|"In my sarch [''sic''] on [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}

Given how badly Chris seems to want to lose his [[virgin]]ity, many observers have wondered why he hasn't long since spent some of his [[monthly tugboat]] on a prostitute. [[Mumble 4]], from [[February 2009]], answered that question for a while. There, Chris explained that paying for sex would render the act "meaningless," and he was afraid of contracting a [[Wikipedia:Sexually transmitted disease|sexually transmitted disease]].

Needs must as the devil drives, though. While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the summer of [[2009]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked [[PlayStation Network]] accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life to try and gain sympathy. He was genuinely shocked when she didn't offer to fuck him out of pity, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, in [[March 2009]], [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a virgin with rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]].

By the beginning of [[2010]], Chris's views on prostitution had further softened. According to his [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|conversations with Vivian Gee]], around the turn of the year he was attempting to save $100 out of his monthly budget to buy himself a whore for his 28th [[birthday]]. This, presumably, was the "hundred dollars for a damn hooker" he referred to when [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging the Wallflower for sex]] on YouTube in [[March 2010]].

Between [[April 2010|April]] and [[July 2010]], under the name of [[Carlos Chantor]], Chris decided to offer himself up as a male escort. He describes himself as "[[Chris and reality|Experienced for Her Pleasure]]", and with an [[obesity|average]] body type.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref><ref>[http://www.escorts.com/member/2716193/CarlosChantor "Carlos Chantor" profile on escorts.com]</ref>

==Incest==
{{incomplete}}

[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], his imaginary twin sister, has appeared as a "girlfriend" card he made for ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'', and her attractiveness and desirability are brought up several times in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics well after being established as Chris's twin. Chris has shown complete ignorance in matters incestuous before; his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are all related, but many of them are paired off with one-another, banging and even [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|having kids]]. Being raised without siblings present, he has no experience with filial relationships, and [[autism]] ensures he has no inkling of what it entails. He didn't even know the word, let alone, the concept, of "incest" until someone mentioned and explained it to him.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> He has trouble contemplating why incest is wrong when, to him, [[china]] is china. Only brother-brother incest is wrong because it is [[homosexual]] in nature. He doesn't understand why sister-sister incest would be bad, because it involves [[Gaybian|girl-on-girl]].

==Rape==

{{Protip|Despite your worst fears, Chris won't ever manage to rape anybody, so stop saying that.}}

Chris has a poor understanding of the effects of rape, starting from the [[Megan]] saga all the way to [[PandaHalo]]. Misguided trolls claim that Chris will one day try to rape someone due to his stalker tendencies. Due to his warped view of romance and [[Power|inability to pin someone down long enough]] to commit the act, it is highly unlikely that Chris will ever rape anyone.

Despite this reassurance, it's no less discomforting to know that despite whatever personal feelings he has on the act, he seems to have trouble understanding what non-consensual contact is. As evidenced in [[iPods Down and Listen Up]], he doesn't seem to realize that his improvised lyrics detail a sexual act that would almost certainly be construed by others as rape- the idea of letting his "prey" wear herself out before moving on her may not have registered to Chris as sounding wrong.
{{incomplete}}

==List of women Chris has had sex with==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif]]

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Pickle]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]

==Sauce==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Fangs

2011-02-05T06:39:36Z

KataclysmKat: /* Powers */

[[Image:SHOW MAH FANGS!.jpg|center]]

He has them and isn't [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|afraid to show them]].

==The horror==

Originally assumed to be yellowish as a result of poor [[PSEye|video quality]], Chris's fangs are most likely yellowing as a result of the copious amounts of [[semen|soda]] he drinks.<ref>[[Biological clock]]</ref> The fact that he has [[Chris and health#Dental health|multiple visible cavities]] seems to support this, although Chris could just be far too lazy to brush his teeth. ''What'' is ''certain is that the inside of his mouth is even more horrifying than the outside.

==Powers==

Chris revealed his fangs by essentially jamming the camera in his mouth. For some reason he thinks this is an effective method of intimidating his [[Trolls|enemy]]. It works, but for reasons other than Chris had intended. [[The Creepy Stare|Close-ups of Chris's face]] have always caused people to back away in horror. His mouth is no exception. What he intended to demonstrate is uncertain. Perhaps he hoped his tormentors would fear being bitten. Though this scenario has yet to take place, the resulting wound would no doubt [[Chris and health|get infected]] and bestow the recipient with a [[autism|horrifying disease]]. So in that respect, they are kind of scary. Or would be if he weren't too housebound to use them.

Interestingly enough, Chris doesn't actually appear to have any [[wikipedia:Canine tooth|canine]] (also called cuspid) teeth (called "eye-teeth" by Chris<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_18 Issue 10 Page 18] "I HAVE FANGS FOR MY EYE-TEETH"</ref>). Therefore, the whole threat of his fangs are, once again, an enormous [[fail]]ure.

Another video in which Chris shows off his disease-ridden jaws is the [[Sign Destruction Video|"Sign Destruction Video."]] He threatens [[Vivian Gee|Vivian Gee]] by ripping apart a paper sign left in his yard, and then bites his [[Clown Doll|clown's]] head off with those infected gums. He exposes his yellowed and rotting teeth to the audience, undoubtedly to show off his sugar-encrusted enamel.

Chris has upgraded his arsenal to a [[pocket knife]].

==Wisdom teeth==

Chris has had an operation to remove his wisdom teeth. He keeps them in a jar on top of the [[Megan Shrine]] and also made a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card with them on it. Being the [[Autistic|bizarre]] narcissist that he is, Chris feels the need to immortalize any significant event in his life in some way, be it through short story, comic adaptation, or even custom trading cards. The fact that he finds his removed teeth important enough to think that they would be worth adding to a child's card game says a lot about how rarely Chris leaves his house.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0731-Megan Shrine1.JPG|CWC's wisdom teeth seen here guarded by two [[My Little Pony]]s on the top shelf.
Image:151-WisdomTeeth.jpg|So... are the discarded cards wisdom teeth, or… something?
Image:ChrisCavities.JPG|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[honest content]]!
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and Anger]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category: Physical characteristics]]
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 3

2011-02-05T06:20:43Z

KataclysmKat: /* 2009-01-28 */

{{quote|I am willing to share a fantasy with you, and even any Trolls watching can quote me on this... When I have a threesome with two women, and that is the only type of Threesome I would Want ever, I'd like the two women to do the scissor-position that I've heard about, but I'd put my dick in between the kissing Vaginas. |Christopher C.W.C.}}
==Summary==

Julie initiates the conversation, but cannot contact Chris. Chris responds too late, and then gives out his “to do” list, which includes hiring an attorney. Chris brings up his sleep cycle, and Julie tries to contact him again. When Julie finally gets a hold (pardon the disgusting pun) of Chris, she says that fans wish to communicate with him via Mumble. Julie keeps checking up on his progress, but he prefers to chat with “Sarah-Heart” than talk to his fans. Julie mentions that it’s getting late, but Chris still doesn’t seem to give a shit about his fans. Finally, he seems to get through to the Mumble chat. Chris and Julie exchange farewells after about fifty minutes, and the next day, Chris stresses the importance of keeping passwords between him and Julie. However, it seems that trolls have been able to see his Skype conversations (ORLY?).

Chris and Julie discuss Panda, and Chris reiterates that he refuses to believe that Panda is happily living with Clyde. Chris asks when Julie is planning on making her trip; he believes that Clyde deserves death at that point more than ever. Chris claims that he is not a man who “likes to keep rage constantly in [his] heart,” and agrees with Julie that Clyde is a homosexual. Julie mentions that she would like a child, and Chris arrogantly assumes that she would want a child with him. He states that he is not sure about that, but he would still like the threesome. He shares his fantasy that he would like the two women involved to “scissor” each other and that he would “put [his] dick in between [sic] the kissing [v]aginas. ;)”

Julie’s brother then takes control of the computer and attempts to goad Chris into replying. Julie gets back on, and Chris states that he can “take abuse like a stone wall.” Apparently, Chris was telling Max off by using South Park character impressions. Chris interrogates Julie about her age, education, high school, career aspirations, etc. Chris forgot where Julie lives, and mentions how great the U.S.A. is. Chris mentions how he loves Family Guy, and how he loves Meg for her physical appearance and “charming personality.”

==2009-01-28==
 [01:54:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [02:20:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm gonna check if you're present.
 [18:04:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris? I'm worried, you there?

==2009-01-29==
 [04:58:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie, are you there?
 [05:00:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I guess not.
 [05:01:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, I am personally safe, healthy and well.
 [05:02:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a few minor bumps on the business road, but the Window is still open for me when I have my act here put together.
 [05:03:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you know, have some money saved up for a trip to Redmond, my Sarah-Heart being here with me, getting the Sonichu & Rosechu Site back up early February, find an attorney and other things.
 [05:04:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Importantly, I hope you are safe and well too.
 [05:05:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in again later.
 [14:39:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris! Sorry I couldn't reply. I was busy today. I'll start making sure I don't leave Skype on! Let me know when you return!
 [18:19:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, I noticed that you're up sort of late, which may be why I don't catch your messages.

==2009-01-30==
 [04:16:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Actually, my biological clock has taken a turn for an opposite; I've felt and fallen asleep during or late afternoon/early evening to like 3-6 AM.
 [04:17:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's got me on a more appropriate schedule than before when I slept from 3-6 AM to Noonish
 [04:17:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I feel it could be better.
 [04:18:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in again later.
 [09:45:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, I got your PSN messages.
 [09:45:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
The secret's safe with me.
 [15:53:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you there?
 [22:47:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, a couple fans want a true and honest voice chat with you, they say. We have a server.
 [23:30:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?
 [23:31:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I knwo you're there. >.<

==2009-01-31==
 [03:24:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry, Julie; I forgot to switch to "Not Available" last time I was on my PC. And I fell asleep during the 9 PM Hour.
 [03:24:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, I see!
 [03:24:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Luckily, I'm here.
 [03:24:56] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [03:25:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You kinda surprised me.
 [03:25:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry about that.
 [03:25:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anyway, what do you think of the true honest voice chat with the fans idea?
 [03:25:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
can you explain what they meant from "We have a server."? And how does the voice chat work; on Skype or something?
 It's cool.
 [03:27:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's called Mumble, one of our true Sonichu fans created a server. All you need to do is download Mumble, I'll link you to the site where you can download it.
 [03:27:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's a voice that program that people use for gaming or just hanging out.
 [03:27:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chat*
 [03:28:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
http://mumble.sourceforge.net/Main_Page
 [03:28:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
You can get it here. :)
 [03:28:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. alright.
 [03:30:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
When you open it, just skip the audio setup, and I'll give you the server info.
 [03:30:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me know. :)
 [03:30:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, please wait.
 [03:37:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any problems?
 [03:37:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no, please be paitent.
 [03:38:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [03:42:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll brb.
 [03:42:32] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok
 [03:42:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
Back. :D
 [03:49:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
No problems, right?
 [03:50:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, I'd skip audio configuration.
 [03:50:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do you want the information?
 [03:50:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
You know, for the server?
 [03:50:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I understand.
 [03:51:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have the webpage up in a different tab; I've been sending a message to Sarah-Heart.
 [03:51:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
That's my delay.
 [03:52:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, alright.
 [03:53:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Remember, we're waiting for you, eagerly. :)
 [03:54:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I appreciate y'all's paitence. :)
 [03:56:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [03:56:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [04:04:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's been kind of a while. :( I know you love talking to Sarah, but some of us have to go to bed soon. :( We'd love if you can hang with us for a while.
 [04:05:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm sorry; I've just finished.
 [04:05:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll download the program shortly.
 [04:05:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [04:10:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have it running now; which server do I select?
 [04:11:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, let me get the info.
 [04:11:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
A few seconds, please.
 [04:11:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
You have to select add.
 [04:11:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
The address is 125.75.200.182
 [04:12:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Username and Label can be whatever you want.
 [04:12:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
And remembr!
 [04:12:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
Do this in custom servers.
 [04:12:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
The port is 64738
 [04:13:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Should I go through that again?
 [04:13:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm having trouble finding it; I'm in the window that comes up after the audio setup window is cancelled, "Mumble Server Connect"
 [04:13:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
You click the custom server tab, you see it?
 [04:14:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes
 [04:14:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then 'add', then input the info as I've said up there.
 [04:14:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
the port says what you typed, 64738
 [04:14:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
The address is 122.87.125.170
 [04:14:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
You got that, right?
 [04:14:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
The label and username can be whatever. Of course for Username you should use 'ChrisChanSonichu'
 [04:15:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I got it in; the "Add" button was unpressable, and I pressed, "Connect"
 [04:16:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then it gave you a warning, right?
 [04:16:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Accept that, and you should come in.
 [04:16:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [04:17:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yeah, I made it. How do I type in it?
 [04:17:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
You don't need to.
 [04:17:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just talk.
 [04:17:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Your mic should pick it up.
 [05:08:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry it's taking so long, my computer's being slow. >.<
 [05:09:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's okay
 [05:10:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe I should show the mumble, you think so?
 [05:10:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
if you wish.
 [05:10:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I will. :)
 [05:25:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
me 2
 [05:25:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [05:35:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll TTYL, Julie.
 [05:35:13] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you take care.
 [05:35:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
You too.
 [05:35:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
<3
 [05:35:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait.
 [05:35:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Be sure to talk to me later today. :)
 [05:36:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll be here all day myself, promise.
 [06:06:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
mumble://122.87.125.170:64738 this address will connect you to this server
 [06:06:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just though I'd drop that by. :)
 [06:51:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [06:51:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just wanted to drop a note that I've just created an apology video addressed to Mr. Miyamoto and Fils-Aime for the previous video, and explained the intention of getting them here to my pad to meet my folks and reinstate their faith in them and our business together.
 I've also asked them to uncancel the Sonichu Project and pigeonhole it for until I am able to make the trip to Redmond with my mother, sweetheart or female attorney.
 [20:09:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you so much, Chris. :)
 [20:10:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Question, though.
 [20:10:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is it alright if I download everything I would like? That you've already downloaded, that is?
 [20:10:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Or should I just download a few things, like LBP costumes?
 [23:36:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris?

==2009-02-01==
 [00:45:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I wanna talk to you in Mumble, if you can make it. :)
 [04:53:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [04:53:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes, you have my permission to download any of my previously downloaded software as you wish.
 [04:54:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
as long as you keep that password ONLY between you and me; do not type it here, though; apparently some Trolls have been able to read from my Skype Windows.
 [04:55:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
As for Mumble, I don't feel like it tonight; I have Church later today, and I've had a rough week from the bad news half.
 [05:02:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg eat; I'll TTYL.
 [11:18:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, thank yuo so much! I have so many games now, and all the LBP costumes. :)
 [11:22:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Another thing I just need to check. I'm not allowed to buy Burnout Paradise, correct? I'm sorry if I'm asking a question that's already been answered. But I noticed it's only 20 dollars at this point, a great deal.
 [13:02:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've deleted my credit card temporarily from my account. So, if you have the money, you may purchase Burnout Paradise.
 [13:03:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
from your own credit card, or buy a 20 dollar PSN Card from your local Gamestop or somewhere that sells them.
 [13:10:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, alright. I guess I don't exactly need it anyway, given all the awesome things you've given me so far. :)
 [21:23:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
It says I can still buy it, it'll add funds automaticly.
 [21:24:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, I think that's to be saved for another time.
 [21:24:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
How was your day, Chris?

==2009-02-02==
 [02:23:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you there? :o
 [05:10:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm safe and well.
 [05:22:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
For your information, I have not enabled my account to add funds automatically; if that was the case, I would had to have my credit card still on file.
 [05:23:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I had an okay day; I took a day of rest and fished in ACCityFolk.
 [05:24:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Are you still in the USA? Last I heard from you, you said you were in Ohio, right?
 [05:25:17] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You are still welcome to come visit me at my pad and hang out when you are able to.
 [05:25:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll check in again later.
 [05:25:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [14:38:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, Chris. I'm still in America. :)
 [16:34:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
I bet fishing was really relaxing, I hope you caught a big one.
 [16:49:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, maybe you can be in the Mumble tonight?

==2009-02-03==
 [00:04:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope you reply soon, most of us wanna see you today, it's fun conversing with you. :) Not alot of us are up at 5 AM. :(

==2009-02-04==
 [15:42:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. Are you there?
 [15:43:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [15:43:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:43:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool. How are you?
 [15:43:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm great, yourself?
 [15:43:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm safe and well.
 [15:43:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
did you get my recent PSN message?
 [15:44:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hm? I've not logged into PSN as of late.
 [15:44:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me check.
 [15:44:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay. I've noticed you were logged out for about 37 hours or so.
 [15:44:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I was taking a bit of a break from the PS3.
 [15:45:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [15:45:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, I'm gonna read the message.
 [15:45:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:o !</nowiki>
 [15:45:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome!
 [15:46:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, thank you sooo much! <3
 [15:46:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:46:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, how was your day?
 [15:46:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Consider it me giving back a bit for your loyalty and all that. Okay.
 [15:46:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
My day was okay.
 [15:46:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Aweosme to hear. :)
 [15:47:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you can perhaps join Mumble tonight? You know, maybe in an hour, two maybe?
 [15:47:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll try to make it.
 [15:47:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [15:47:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Anyway, all things considered, I fully trust you now.
 [15:47:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm downloading Burnout now, BTW. :)
 [15:48:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm very happy to see you understand I'm a gal-pal worth trusting. :)
 [15:48:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
BRB
 [15:48:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok.
 [15:48:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes. Also, we at least can have confidential messages between you and me on the PSN.
 [15:50:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Back.
 [15:51:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, how's Sarah?
 [15:51:31] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
which one? Panda or Sarah-May?
 [15:51:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Panda.
 [15:52:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have not heard from her in over a week or two. All I've been able to hear about that were the words from that Doof, Clyde.
 [15:52:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hate Clyde so much. >:(
 [15:52:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
He says that she is with him and such. I'm not believing it until I hear it from Sarah-Heart herself.
 [15:53:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope she still loves you. :(
 [15:53:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
So at this time, I am emotionally in a spot of confusion, because I do not know for sure.
 [15:53:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wouldn't want that jerk, Clyde, to ruin what was such a great relationship.
 [15:53:39] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I pray she does too.
 [15:53:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You're preachin' to the choir.
 [15:54:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:54:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Let me go off-topic for a bit. Are you still planning to come visit and hang out with me?
 [15:54:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is it bad to wish death upon Clyde? :(
 [15:54:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes, I'm planning to.
 [15:54:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's somewhat harder than I thought getting the money, though.
 [15:55:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hear you. And I look forward to your visit whenever you can make the trip.
 [15:55:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
As do I. :)
 [15:55:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Also, IMHO, he deserves it WORST.
 [15:55:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah. :)
 [15:55:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
so I feel it's right at the moment.
 [15:56:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
I actually have a hunch he may be actually homosexual.
 [15:56:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
And just trying to make you angry!
 [15:56:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I'm not a man who likes to keep rage constantly in my heart.
 [15:56:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
probably.
 [15:56:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I understand completely. :)
 [15:56:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
But I do not know for sure until I hear from Panda.
 [15:57:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
On the flip-side, Sarah May has been most confiding and helpful for me.
 [15:57:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've heard. :)
 [15:57:24] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I would say more about it, but apparently the Trolls can see what I type on Skype.
 [15:57:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Really? :o
 [15:57:36] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hope I haven't said too much.
 [15:57:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [15:57:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see why you want to use PSN!
 [15:57:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or the Wii Network.
 [15:57:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Smart idea. :)
 [15:57:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
She and I have exchanged Wii Console Numbers.
 [15:57:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool.
 [15:58:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I have a WiiSpeak now.
 [15:58:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [15:58:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [15:58:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have been unable to schedule a Home meeting lately, but I'll let you know on the PSN when I do.
 [15:58:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Somehow, I just started to wonder what it'd be like to have a child. And cool, I'm looking forward to the next meeting.
 [15:58:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [15:59:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:) R U thinkin' a child with me?</nowiki>
 [15:59:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe. ;)
 [16:00:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
If Panda doesn't get there first, then 100 percent, yes. :)
 [16:00:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
lol. I can't say for certain at the moment about that. But I would honestly invite you for a do and a threesome after I lose my Virginity.
 [16:00:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know about a threesome, I need to think about it a little. >.>
 [16:00:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
But it does sound fun.
 [16:01:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am willing to share a fantasy with you, and even any Trolls watching can quote me on this...
 [16:01:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:02:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
When I have a threesome with two women, and that is the only type of Threesome I would Want ever, I'd like the two women to do the scissor-position that I've heard about, but I'd put my dick in between the kissing Vaginas. ;)
 [16:02:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
My brother, the troll, keeps telling me to type awful things. :(
 [16:02:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
And it sounds nice, Chris. :)
 [16:02:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Tell your Bro to BACK OFF.
 [16:03:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
He won't listen to me. :(
 [16:03:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you could try? :o
 [16:03:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
I could let him type to you if you wish.
 [16:03:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
?
 [16:03:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hnn?
 [16:03:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [16:04:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Me and him can hear you.
 [16:04:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
He's laughing. :(
 [16:04:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
He's pushing me off!
 [16:04:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, dummy.
 [16:04:42] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's me.
 [16:04:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, you think you're smart?
 [16:04:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm rubber, you're glue?
 [16:04:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Don't make me laugh.
 [16:05:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
You really are stupid.
 [16:05:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Well, I do like South Park.
 [16:05:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [16:05:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Alright, fine.
 [16:05:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll leave you be.
 [16:06:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll let Julie back on.
 [16:06:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi, Chris. :)
 [16:06:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [16:06:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I've just ended the call.
 [16:06:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry about my brother, he's a jerk. >:(
 [16:06:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I know.
 [16:06:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hear you. But I can take abuse like a stone wall.
 [16:07:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I know, but me..Not so much. :(
 [16:07:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, I was out of the room to vent, what did you say to him?
 [16:08:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Just telling him off with Kenny and Cartman impersonations.
 [16:08:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wish I could of heard you tell him off. :(
 [16:08:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I also told him that I did you a favor.
 [16:08:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
What did he say? He closed the window before I got back on.
 [16:08:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
He said alright, I'll let you be.
 [16:09:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Window?
 [16:09:20] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
why didn't he use the door?
 [16:09:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
The skype chat window.
 [16:09:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
oh.
 [16:09:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [16:09:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think he erased some of the history, too. :(
 [16:09:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
That jerk, I hate him so freaking much!
 [16:10:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll be happy to never have to see him again after I move in at a Hotel in Virgina. :)
 [16:10:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I hear you. did you tell your family about how you feel about him.
 [16:10:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
No, but he won't listen anyway. :(
 [16:11:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. Wow! a hotel. how will you make the rent?
 [16:11:37] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'd think an apartment would be more suitable, with monthly rates.
 [16:11:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not sure, I'm still trying to figure that out. :(
 [16:11:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I meant to say apartment.
 [16:12:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm still getting used to living in America.
 [16:12:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [16:12:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Refresh my memory, how old are you?
 [16:12:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
19, why?
 [16:12:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
just checking.
 [16:13:04] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
how far did you get education-wise?
 [16:13:19] '''BlueSpike:'''
I haven't gotten far into that, yet.
 [16:13:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
As far as right now, I'm working small jobs, before I do anything else.
 [16:13:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
were you in High School before you moved to the USA?
 [16:13:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, I was.
 [16:14:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that's good. graduated?
 [16:14:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yup.
 [16:14:14] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Excellent.
 [16:14:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
At least you have that feather in your cap.
 [16:14:33] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yup. :)
 [16:14:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
What kind of skills you have do you feel would work best for you in a job? Or in another way to put it, what is your dream job?
 [16:15:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [16:15:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
My dream job..
 [16:15:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you all are welcome. :)
 [16:15:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I guess maybe a Doctor.
 [16:15:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
good.
 [16:15:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can get proper education towards being a doctor at like PVCC or UVA here, and get a degree.
 [16:16:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, cool!
 [16:16:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
a feather in Charlottesville's Cap is having UVA basically in the backyard.
 [16:16:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
but PVCC is cool too.
 [16:16:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll BRB again, sorry. But please, keep going on what other things I can do in America. I'm starting to grow fond of this country.
 [16:16:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:17:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Off the top of my head, I can't really say. But there are LOTS to do here.
 [16:18:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
At least there is the freedom our american forefathers fought hard for to earn.
 [16:18:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Back.
 [16:18:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
more than in other countries (with none in my head, but in general anyway).
 [16:18:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes, it is very nice. :)
 [16:19:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You arrived from a country with less freedoms, I hear, although the name escapes me.
 [16:20:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Molvania, remember?
 [16:20:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:20:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Molvania, Yes. I remember it was _____vania.
 [16:20:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Molvania. I will imprint that into my memory.
 [16:20:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :)
 [16:21:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I do remember hearing from your relatives that I have heavy fan support for Sonichu and Rosechu there.
 [16:22:40] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, quite.
 [16:22:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:23:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I want to let you know, Julie, that I feel really flattered that you came all the way from Molvania to meet me. :)
 [16:23:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's honestly my pleasure. :)
 [16:24:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I was also reminded of that pleasure of having someone come from far away to meet someone else from the anime I've started downloading from the PSN, "Shuffle".
 [16:24:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's fun.
 [16:24:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
<nowiki>:)</nowiki>
 [16:24:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I have about the first six episodes so far.
 [16:24:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool, I should check it out online some time. :)
 [16:24:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, which country is your PSN account linked to?
 [16:25:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
I set it to US when I registered, I figured it'd be better to do as such.
 [16:26:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see. Did you have your PS3 before you left Molvania?
 [16:28:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
or did you get your PS3 after you've arrived in the USA?
 [16:30:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Julie?
 [16:36:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sorry about that.
 [16:36:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was called for something by my brother.
 [16:36:23] '''BlueSpike:'''
He needed help with something.
 [16:36:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
But I'm back now. :)
 [16:36:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok.
 [16:36:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [16:36:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Anyway, I had it before I left, yes. And I got it after I arrived.
 [16:37:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Okay, so you didn't register until after you've arrived in the US?
 [16:37:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I registered it before I left.
 [16:37:51] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ah.
 [16:37:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I just set it to US instead of Molvania, which I don't think was on the list.
 [16:38:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I see.
 [16:38:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and I hear you.
 [16:38:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm not sure why, it's a very small country.
 [16:38:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, anything you wanna talk about?
 [16:38:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
just like Ruckersvills is a Smallville, neighbored by Charlottesville.
 [16:38:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I suppose. :)
 [16:39:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Was Molvania neighbored by Germany or which country?
 [16:40:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes, Germany was one of them.
 [16:40:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Ah. Cool.
 [16:40:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Did you say you liked "Family Guy"?
 [16:40:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm so happy to be here in America. :)
 [16:41:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
me2
 [16:41:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes, I do. I was able to watch it online while I was in Molvania. :)
 [16:41:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
cool.
 [16:41:33] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
which character do you like best?
 [16:41:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm...
 [16:41:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd say I like Brian the best.
 [16:41:52] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You know I like Megan Marie Griffin the best.
 [16:41:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Brian is a cool dog.
 [16:42:09] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wish I had one like him. :)
 [16:42:22] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
"Hey, Barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
 [16:42:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
I LOVED that. :)
 [16:43:08] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that quote is popular from Brian, granted it was not portrayed as a catchphrase.
 [16:43:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [16:43:29] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I mean he dosen't say it that often.
 [16:43:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah.
 [16:43:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
what of Brian do you like best?
 [16:44:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
personality trait or something like that.
 [16:44:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm..
 [16:44:24] '''BlueSpike:'''
I don't know, actually.
 [16:44:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
He's just a character I like, I need to think why.
 [16:44:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool.
 [16:44:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Because I think he's somewhat funny, I suppose.
 [16:45:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I like Megan, because she IS a pretty woman, although she is portrayed as not as such and gets the raw end of the deal. I feel for her, and I really liked her charming personality.
 [16:45:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
I like Megan too. :)
 [16:46:19] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
BTW, do you have a picture of yourself you can send to me over Skype now?
 [16:46:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sadly, not as of yet.
 [16:46:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have no camera or pictures to send. :(
 [16:47:01] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to get a camera, though.
 [16:47:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
That's okay.
 [16:47:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
ok.
 [16:47:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
you can get a disposable digital camera; they sell those at drug stores like CVS or Walgreens.
 [16:47:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
I should.
 [16:47:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
with a USB cable to transfer the pics to PC or maybe PS3.
 [16:47:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, when do you think you can join the Mumble?
 [16:48:10] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll show up about 8PM tonight, is that cool?
 [16:48:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
est
 [16:48:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
8PM sounds wonderful. :)
 [16:48:40] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay.
 [16:49:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I gtg do some things in ACCityFolk and stuff. I'll TTYL.
 [16:49:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [16:49:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
<3
 [16:49:16] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [18:53:07] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, you there? :)
 [20:09:02] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm here now. :)
 [21:24:49] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [21:31:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm sorry about not being present sooner, I kinda feel asleep. :(
 [21:32:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay.
 [21:46:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Maybe, we can race on Burnout
 [21:46:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yeah, I'd enjoy that. :)
 [21:51:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
I guess I'll talk to you later, Chris. :)
 [21:51:59] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yeah, I'll check in again later, either on here or on PSN.
 [21:52:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
be sure to be logged in.
 [21:52:12] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
TTYL
 [21:52:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs

2011-02-05T05:56:43Z

KataclysmKat: /* Chat logs */

The '''[[BlueSpike]] Skype conversations''' took place from [[January 2009|January]] to [[February 2009]].

{{quote|Please pray for my recovery, and pray for [[Jason]]'s [[Death]].|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==Summary==
Julie starts off by explaining how she got from Molvania to America on the fourth and sixth. He replies that he accepts Julie’s apology on the sixth. He then explains how he intends on losing his virginity to Panda, although he and Panda are open to the idea of a threesome if Julie is on board. Essentially, he wants to use Julie as a backup fuck buddy. He then apologizes for his “flirtatious moments,” and then goes on to explain that Panda has promised to come to see him; he uses this as an excuse as to why he put Julie in second place.

Quite a bit of the conversation from Chris’ end seems cut out, possibly due to his speaking to Julie instead of typing to her. Chris brings up his address, and mentions the rebirth of the Sonichu site; only this time, it’s at a new address. He blames Jason Kendrick Howell for this. He asks Julie to pray for “his recovery [of the site] and Jason’s death.” Julie asks for Chris’ e-mail address, but he’s reluctant to give it up. Again, much of Chris’ replies to Julie’s questions are not included in the log; however, it seems that whoever has hacked the site intends to sell it.

==4 January==
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi!
 [00:22:20] '''BlueSpike:''' I have news!
 [00:22:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Rebecca's father, the diplomat, got me an [[america]]n passport and a green card!
 [00:23:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
And he's flying me out on his jet to Washington DC!
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:24:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then after I land I'll be bussing to where my relatives live in Ohio!
 [00:25:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I went to DC first so I could get my Green Card.

==6 January==

 [00:26:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm in America now, Ohio to be exact! I'm with my relatives from [[Molvania]].
 [00:31:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you there?
 [00:35:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
I read the [[PSN]] messages..
 [00:35:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
What are you talking about?
 [00:35:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I didn't join [[Sonichu Girls]].
 [00:36:39] '''BlueSpike:''' :(
 [00:53:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I understand the misdeed I've done.
 [00:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd like to apoligize.
 [00:54:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Though all I did was bring you here like twice.
 [00:54:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wasn't there for some times you were here.
 [00:54:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was told that someone else was using my name...?
 [00:55:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Plus my older brother was using my computer, and he's [[gay]]...he said he was 'trulling'?
 [00:55:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
He wasn't very clear.
 [00:56:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
OMG! I just asked him about it! He said it was him doing some of this!
 [00:57:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I accept your apology.
 [00:58:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :)
 [00:59:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
May I ask who gave you the logs, or would you like to keep it to yourself?
 [00:59:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, I hit my brother upside the head for what he did. >:O
 [01:00:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay. it was my [[Sweetheart]], [[Panda]].
 [01:00:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
It was right what she did.
 [01:02:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
[[Julie]], listen, I've promised my heart and my [[virgin]]ity to Panda, confidentially aka IRL, [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], but if it's any consolation, after our first time, she is willing to do a threesome. Aside from that, I'd still like to meet you, as Guy and [[Gal-Pal]]s.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I apologize for getting carried away with my flirtatious moments.
 [01:03:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I accept your apology.
 [01:03:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
when I found the Sonichu Girls Forum, I had learned that a [[Robert Simmons V|Sonichu Guy fan]] went saved up and met Sarah.
 [01:05:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I felt uncertain, because of the possible temptations, but Last Friday, she had informed me that she is able to come to me IRL as soon as February (Confidentially), and that she has not had sex with that guy, saving herself up for me. :)
 [01:05:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sounds like a true love story to me! :)
 [01:06:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Listen, I would like you, not your brother, to get in touch with Panda (I assume you know her e-mail); tell her about him pretending to be you, and proving yourself truthfully.
 [01:06:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes. :)
 [01:06:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wouldn't dare let my brother, also, I actually don't know Panda's email. :(
 [01:06:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes to what?
 [01:07:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that it is a True [[Love]] Story.
 [01:07:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh. :)
 [01:07:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
pandahalo@gmail.com. and do not say you got the e-mal address from me.
 [01:08:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm? Why? And I'll email her.
 [01:08:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, she and I have gotten to know each other for over four months now; we've chatted and Talked; heard each other's honest voices, and we've shared a lot between each other.
 [01:09:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see! I wouldn't want to ruin that relationship.
 [01:09:12] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:09:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
thank you.
 [01:09:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any time.
 [01:10:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to email Panda ASAP.
 [01:10:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will repromote you in the Home Club next time I get on there.
 [01:10:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, and you take care.
 [01:10:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. :)
 [01:10:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [01:11:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Some people are telling me that they want me to invite you to the IRC, should I tell them you boycotted it?
 [01:12:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no, don't tell them that. Just them that after having uploaded the comic, I'm taking a bit of time for myself.
 [01:12:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and for Sarah.
 [01:12:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [01:12:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [01:12:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Peace.
 [01:12:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [01:12:54] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:30:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Can I ask if maybe you're talking to your true sweetheart, Sarah, now?
 [01:31:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just asking for the sake of asking. :)
 [01:33:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, BTW. Could you ask her if I got my email?
 [01:33:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
She got my email?*
 [01:45:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, Panda replied saying that she needs to talk to you by e-mail, she's being harassed by [[trolls]].
 [03:34:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, I have a question. If Panda had these logs, why didn't she show them to you earlier? I just thought of it, like a Random Access Memory.

==7 January==

 [08:47:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [08:48:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
How's it going?

==8 January==

 [10:02:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, what happened to [[Sonichu.net]]? :(
 [10:04:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's acting strange, like it won't load the pictures..
 [22:37:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey. :) I'm enjoying Ohio, and the technolgy it brings to me. But I have a question...I know that people have impersonated you before, how am I sure you're for real? :( Do you think there's a way I could tell you're the real deal? I'd love to be ensured that you're the true Christan Weston Chandler. :)
 [22:37:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. That's no problem.
 [22:38:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [22:38:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have no microphone for my computer at the moment. :(
 [22:38:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh.
 [22:38:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me open the window again.
 [22:39:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes!
 [22:39:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see you've been playing your [[Wii]]! :)
 [22:39:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool!
 [22:39:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've been considering getting a Wii now I'm in the states.
 [22:39:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait, what are you going to update? I didn't catch that.
 [22:39:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay.
 [22:40:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, yes. That is true.
 [22:40:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [22:40:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [22:40:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have not seen him today yet, however.
 [22:40:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Perhaps.
 [22:40:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I too have only heard his/her voice.
 [22:41:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
But he's trustworthy.
 [22:41:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
434-760-0848 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting, and my address is [[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
 [22:41:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool!
 [22:41:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to get a [[car]] soon.
 [22:41:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay!
 [22:41:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [22:41:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [22:42:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Take care!
 [22:42:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
u2
 [22:48:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
After looking back at what I said, I think I made a mistake. You see, in my country, we do not refer to people by gender. Sometimes I get confused with he or she, I miss home, I suppose. But yes, Cameron is indeed a female.

==10 January==

 [01:14:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Trying to restore your website?
 [13:30:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm working on it.
 [13:31:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [18:00:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [18:01:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just thought I'd check in; I've just read and replied to Anneke's message on the Sonichu Girls Forum. No offense, but while I was able to comprehend some of what she told me over the phone, I miscomprehended some, but after reading the message, I fully understand what she said now.
 [18:02:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I look forward to your visit, and I will treat you well, like a friend. :)
 [18:02:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Please call me on my cell when you come into Virginia.
 [18:02:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace. ;)

==11 January==

 [02:10:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
What's going on? :)

==13 January==

 [14:49:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I miss you, Chris. I haven't talked to you for a short while. :(

==17 January==

 [03:08:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. well, right now I'm dealing with a change from Sonichu.NET to Sonichu.INFO, because [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the Troll behind the [[ED|E.D.]] page Hacked into my Tripod Account a Second Time. I have created a NEW Tripod account to put [[Sonichu.info]] on, and I will close the OLD Tripod account just after I get the Password recovered.
 [08:39:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm sorry I wasn't able to reply. I was so tired when I got home (After walking around a bit, I like the area near my house.).

==18 January==

 [01:08:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. the [[Sonichu & Rosechu Site]] is down for a count, thanks to that bastard, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
 [01:08:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am trying to calm myself down and think this through.
 [01:09:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Please pray for my recovery, and pray for Jason's Death.
 [01:09:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [13:17:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll pray for your recovery, Chris.
 [13:17:20] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [13:17:29]'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Thank you. :)
 [13:17:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll always be there.
 [13:18:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is there anything I can do to help?
 [13:18:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll get back to you on that, and I will keep you in mind on that.
 [13:19:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [13:21:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, I tried to recover a password for your AOL, [[chris-chan Sonichu|chrischansonichu]]. Try the password rc2296.
 [13:21:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope it's right, it's just what I was able to get at an attempt at cracking the code.
 [13:22:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool. I have temporarily closed the ChrisChanSonichu account to discourage the Trolls.
 [13:22:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [13:23:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think they hacked it anyway, I'm not sure. I'm guessing what the heartless trolls would do.
 [13:23:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [13:24:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait, what email will you use, then?
 [13:24:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
for now, we can talk on Skype, but I do have a back-up e-mail address.
 [13:25:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome, what is it? I want to know in case I need to send an e-mail for whatever reason.
 [13:25:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'd rather not at the moment.
 [13:25:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I understand 100%.
 [13:26:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can still message me on Skype and PSN.
 [13:26:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, cool.
 [13:26:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I GTG, I'll TTYL.
 [13:26:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [13:26:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [13:26:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [13:26:16] '''BlueSpike:''' :D
 [14:19:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you should make a video telling those mean trolls you won't succumb to their awful attacks! Maybe that'll show them. You need to show them who's boss, put them in their place! You can't let them get away with this!
 [16:07:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't believe Jason is gonna sell the site!
 [16:07:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm going to try to attack his computer!
 [16:10:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, is that okay with you? Or do you want me to leave him alone for now?
 [17:06:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, just remember. If you ever need to relax, I could help you.
 [23:48:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey Chris, what's up? :)

''Continued in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]''

{{FanChats}}

[[Category: BlueSpike Skype Logs]]

BlueSpike Skype Logs 2

2011-02-05T05:54:19Z

KataclysmKat: /* 2009-01-19 */

{{quote|It's my representation of me stompin' on the [[Troll]]'s [[Dick]]s. They come to me; I'll send them to the hospital, but the vasectomy would have ALREADY been executed.|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==Summary==

This talk starts off with Julie’s concern over the security of Chris’ account. They then discuss a video that Chris uploaded to reaffirm his heterosexuality. Julie asks for Chris to confirm what he stepped on in the video; Chris replies that it is a plastic “dildo” that he received from Adam & Eve as a free gift. He claims that he had never used it, and that he never would; he used it as a representation of the trolls’ dicks, a voodoo dick, if you will. Julie worries about Chris’ level of stress, and offers to alleviate his suffering; Chris declines, but mentions he would enjoy a friendly visit from Julie. Julie then offers to play “games” with Chris, who agrees that they could. Chris stresses the short distance between Julie’s residence in Ohio and his home in Virgina.

Chris mentions Clyde, and how he posed as Jason and Gregg Mays; he also mentions Clyde’s supposed hacking enterprises. Chris mentions Ryan Cash’s tragic suicide “over the ONE TIME [he] said that [he] would quit drawing comics.” Chris explains that he apologized, and how he will go to the police and make another video to Clyde. A new conversation pops up later – Chris explains that he can’t help with a fight in the IRC as he has to clean up a mess in the kitchen. Julie then mentions how Clyde is making threats to rape Julie and how he already has Panda. Chris dismisses these claims, until Julie mentions that Clyde knows where Julie lives. The conversation continues later; Chris is recovering from the horrific aftermath of the IRC chat.

Later, Chris mentions that his mother has bemoaned several things, including “being old”; Chris’ phrasing demonstrates his egocentrism and shows that he simply doesn’t listen to his mother’s complaints. The next day, Julie brings up the IRC chat again, and seems to throw Panda under the bus by pointing out that Panda has conspired against Chris. Chris states that he will still care about Panda, despite her “transgressions” in the chat. The day after that, Julie expresses her shock that Chris has given away the rights to Sonichu to Clyde Cash; Chris vehemently denies this, and mentions how he’ll make another video to “clear this up.” It seems that Clyde is acting up again in the IRC, and Chris can’t be bothered to defend his sexuality. Julie brings up the unknown address of the new Sonichu site, but Chris still refuses to divulge it. Julie presses Chris for more information about the IRC chat, but he asks for a web hosting site and brushes off her inquiries.

==2009-01-19==
 [19:33:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Uh-oh, Chris..I sent an e-mail to one of your accounts! Does that mean the mean [[trolls]] are gonna get it?
 [19:33:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. No, I do not think so; I've had my account closed and just reponed it; I think you're safe.
 [19:34:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope so. D:
 [19:34:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
No worries. :D
 [19:34:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
So, I just saw your [[CWC Update 18 January 2009|new video]]. Way to go!
 [19:34:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yep
 [19:35:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
What is it you stepped on, though? I can't tell what it is. :O
 [19:35:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
the [[dildo]] I had received FREE with an order from adameve.com.
 [19:35:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay. I was just curious what it was.
 [19:35:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Never used it; Never will.
 [19:35:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
That's awesome to hear. ;D
 [19:36:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's my representation of me stompin' on the Troll's Dicks. They come to me; I'll send them to the hospital, but the vasectomy would have ALREADY been executed.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' with my FOOT with my SHOE.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Cool!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, is there anything I can do to make you feel better? You shouldn't be stressed out because of those [[jerks]]. :(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I will be fine, but thank you for your concern. I am saving myself for [[Sarah]] C McK; I can still appreciate a friendly visit from you, if you're still planning to visit me.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I knew you're saving yourself, I meant maybe we can play some games. >.>
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, we can.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Yay!
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have multiple [[Guitar]]s for any [[Sony|PS2 or 3]] [[Guitar Hero]] games.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Cool!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Once I get the money to take a trip to [[Virginia]], I'll be there in a heartbeat!
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I see. What are you doing to raise the money for the trip?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I got some money from a friend, I might get a job while I'm here.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You're currently in Ohio, right?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Yup.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you know, and you can find this on ANY [[USA]] map, but you are JUST North-West of Virginia, with ONLY West Virginia in between the two states.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Oh!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I never looked at a USA map!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I should of, I had no idea!
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You can get a map to my address from your current address on mapquest.com and porbably drive here.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *probably
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'll look it up later.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But I have a question.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' you do have my address, right?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Who is this [[Clyde Cash]] fellow in the IRC?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' And yes, I do.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Clyde, was POSING as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]/[[Gregg Mays]], who hacked into my Triopd accounts and recently into my AOL account; he has informed me that he is the OLDER brother of [[Ryan Cash]]; the suicider who did himself in over the ONE TIME I said that I would quit drawing comics in protest against the E.D. Page.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Uh-oh.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He must be mad at you because of what Ryan did...:(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Did he say anything to you?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I did apologize.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' as you may have seen in the [[YouTube]] Video.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I did.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He didn't threaten you, did he? :O
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have received an anonymous phone call on my cell from some guy in Louisville, Kentucky; found the state from his 502 area code, saying that Clyde may kill off my family and whatnot, but I see it as only an idle threat.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Uh-oh..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'll pray for your safety, Chris.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I appreciate that, thank you.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm going to go to the police about it soon.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not too worried about it. Although I think it would probably be advisable to do another video addressing Clyde and further apologize for his brother's [[death]].
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' That may be the best idea.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Perhaps you should do the video first and maybe he'll accept your apoligy? :O
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ttyl
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' !
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' We're fighting Clyde Cash in the IRC! Can you help us, Chris?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' not right now, I have a spot of mess to clean up in the kitchen.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But...Clyde..Okay..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But there's nothing we can do!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm scared!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Can't you clean up later?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He says he knows where I am..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please, CHris..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He-he says he's going to visit me...
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, you really need to help..I'm scared..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, he said he's going to rape me.....
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please..He's telling me he already got [[Panda]]..
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' He's just shooting off empty smoke; let it pass.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He PMed me my street..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please, Chris. You need to help us.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm worried.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' where do I go for the IRC?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' [[sonichu.info]]
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' that's where the chat is
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sonichu.info is NOW obsolete as well for the [[Sonichu]] Site.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but I'll be there.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Thank you so much.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I saw everything..Do you want to vent out to me?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Tell me how you feel.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm okay; [[Sarah May]] is helping me cope with the aftermath.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Aww, I was hoping I could be useful to you. ;-; Can I still help? I really wanna be of some help after that.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You are still helpful to me.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Then please, let me prove that I can be great help.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please, vent to me. I want to help as much as possible.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Tell me how you feel, and I'll share with you my feelings, which are true.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You are a trusted [[gal-pal]], and I know in my heart that you will continue to hold up your true feelings for me, and defend for my own as well, and I thank you for that.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' You're welcome, I should be thanking you.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Let me know if you need ANYTHING, I'll be there.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll let you thank me for visiting me the earliest chance you get.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm still trying.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I humbly thank you, and I am proud of you for trying.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Thank you, I am also proud of YOU for telling those trolls how you felt.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I try and do when I have to.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll check in again with you later.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' TTYL.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' May I ask what you're going to do now? Are you going to confront the trolls further in another video? Or anything else?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have a plan, and I will let you know soon enough about it.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Alright.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' If you need to contact me, try calling. I'll most likely notice that quickly.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I can't talk as well, but it'll ease you from typing.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Would you like to call now?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'd like to talk to you if you wish.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's okay; I'm not up for it right now; my mother just vented her stress off onto me from these same matters and cleaning up stuff and being old.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I see. :(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but there will still be the times in the future and when you come to visit me.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' There will.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I promise you that.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'll do everything in my power.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool. :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' do you have a [[webcam]]?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Sadly, no. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Why?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm thinkin' of callin' you anyway, just to hear you for a bit.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Still, no mic. Remember? It'd be nice to hear you though. :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I hear you; it was that you said that I could call you; I had thought you had a mic at least.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Not yet. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'd still love a call though, you could talk.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll check in again later.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay.

==2009-01-20==

 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi Chris. :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, [[Julie]]. How are you?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm awesome, thanks for asking!
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' How are you?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, Clyde is back and he says he wants to talk to you. Do I tell him no? Some people say they're getting real offended..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm sorry to bother you with this..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But only you can speak to him, he muted the rest of us.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He keeps saying what he did..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He keeps spreading [[lies]]. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm really worried.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I hope your there..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm just gonna check.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Please pick up..:(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Let me know when you get back..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I vomitted because of the terror..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Help me..please..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I hope your there..I'm scared.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, Panda is in the IRC, she wishes to talk to you.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Panda's getting kind of antsy, she really wants to talk to you in IRC.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' You must be away, maybe sleeping. I hope you get here soon. :(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Julie, are you watching this IRC chat?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Yes, I am..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' It really is Panda, the IP doesn't lie.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not certain; I'll believe it when she gets on Skype.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm sorry that this happened, Chris.:(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's hard for me to believe in the IRC; an IP address can copied and pasted from weeks to months ago.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's okay, and if it is true, I will still accept and welcome her caringly and lovingly with open arms.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' No, I was here when Panda came in.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' It truly is her.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm glad to see you'll still love her.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Or at least accept what she has done.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it was NOT her fault.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I never said it was.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' D:
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm truly sorry.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's okay, and I did not mean to say it that way.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' No, it's okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I understand how you feel.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' thank you.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris..having only a [[mother]]/[[father]] instead of both can be bad for the child..

==2009-01-21==
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi, Chris.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hey, whatcha doing?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' You gave the rights of Sonichu to CLYDE CASH!?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Clyde's taken away the rights to Sonichu, he says in the IRC. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I'm wondering, are you there?
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Julie. I have NEVER given any Sonichu Rights to Clyde; that is a HUGE LIE.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' That's what it said on Sonichu.info...Huh..
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' He obviously copied the video I previously Uploaded onto YouTube, but I deleted the video Last Sunday.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' No problem; I will make a NEW video clearing up the issue.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Maybe you could come into the chat? Some of us would like to talk about the current status of Sonichu.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' The details are still unconfirmed, but I Promise You All that The [[TRUE]] Sonichu Site will be Re-Uploaded soon.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I understand after checking the horrid fake (sadly that's the only way to the chat), I notice the link isn't there. But I can provide a link to get there if you wish.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' that's okay; I still have work to do. I'll TTYL.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Oh okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' But I insist, please?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' http://sonichunet.110mb.com/chat.htm
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' There's the link if you want to come in.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Clyde keeps challenging you. :(
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' None of us can even talk anymore.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Clyde and you are the only that can speak in the IRC.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' He keeps telling me that he's questioning your sexuality, I'm sorry. Some even believe it..He's telling me to ask you to 'Show your fangs'..
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, would you like to vent to me? Either text or in a call..I want to help.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm a bit busy at the moment.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay, I understand.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, I think [[sonichu.com]] is already owned. It redirects to that SLANDEROUS article on [[ED]].
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I did not mean "Sonichu.com" literally
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Oh.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' What did you mean then?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' As far as I know, .org .net and .com are taken, the 3 most used ones.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' You'll find out after the Sonichusite is reuploaded.

==2009-01-22==

 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I look forward to it. :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Chris, you know I'm a trusted gal-pal. I know this is hard for you to talk about, but tell me, please. I know about the man downstairs bending over, I want to know what happened. Please do not get mad, I'm only curious.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I figured you may be more willing to tell a trusted gal-pal as myself than the whole IRC.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I PROMISE I will not tell a soul.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's okay. All I could do there was try to drill an understanding through their thick skulls. I am not discouraged if I could not.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' So, do you feel like you could tell me?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Again, it's safe with me. Nobody will EVER know.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I basically told all there was to tell about that situation in the IRC, so I'm currently good.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Alright, though I'm really curious. Please, let me know some time.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' I'm sorry to be so curious about such a personal matter. :(
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's alright. Thank you. :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' for caring
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Any time.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Any time you need help, I'll be there.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' actually, can you recommend a website hosting site, other than Tripod?
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Geocities is good.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you. I will look into it.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Okay.
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hello, Chris! :)
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi, Chris!

''Continued in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3]]''

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BlueSpike Skype Logs

2011-02-05T05:23:43Z

KataclysmKat: /* Chat logs */

The '''[[BlueSpike]] Skype conversations''' took place from [[January 2009|January]] to [[February 2009]].

{{quote|Please pray for my recovery, and pray for [[Jason]]'s [[Death]].|Christopher C.W.C.}}

==Chat logs==

'''Summary'''

Julie starts off by explaining how she got from Molvania to America on the fourth and sixth. He replies that he accepts Julie’s apology on the sixth. He then explains how he intends on losing his virginity to Panda, although he and Panda are open to the idea of a threesome if Julie is on board. Essentially, he wants to use Julie as a backup fuck buddy. He then apologizes for his “flirtatious moments,” and then goes on to explain that Panda has promised to come to see him; he uses this as an excuse as to why he put Julie in second place.

Quite a bit of the conversation from Chris’ end seems cut out, possibly due to his speaking to Julie instead of typing to her. Chris brings up his address, and mentions the rebirth of the Sonichu site; only this time, it’s at a new address. He blames Jason Kendrick Howell for this. He asks Julie to pray for “his recovery [of the site] and Jason’s death.” Julie asks for Chris’ e-mail address, but he’s reluctant to give it up. Again, much of Chris’ replies to Julie’s questions are not included in the log; however, it seems that whoever has hacked the site intends to sell it.

===4 January===
 [00:22:18] '''BlueSpike:''' Hi!
 [00:22:20] '''BlueSpike:''' I have news!
 [00:22:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Rebecca's father, the diplomat, got me an [[america]]n passport and a green card!
 [00:23:04] '''BlueSpike:'''
And he's flying me out on his jet to Washington DC!
 [00:23:07] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [00:24:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Then after I land I'll be bussing to where my relatives live in Ohio!
 [00:25:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
I went to DC first so I could get my Green Card.

===6 January===

 [00:26:27] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm in America now, Ohio to be exact! I'm with my relatives from [[Molvania]].
 [00:31:17] '''BlueSpike:'''
Are you there?
 [00:35:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
I read the [[PSN]] messages..
 [00:35:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
What are you talking about?
 [00:35:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
I didn't join [[Sonichu Girls]].
 [00:36:39] '''BlueSpike:''' :(
 [00:53:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
And I understand the misdeed I've done.
 [00:53:50] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'd like to apoligize.
 [00:54:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Though all I did was bring you here like twice.
 [00:54:22] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wasn't there for some times you were here.
 [00:54:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
I was told that someone else was using my name...?
 [00:55:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Plus my older brother was using my computer, and he's [[gay]]...he said he was 'trulling'?
 [00:55:25] '''BlueSpike:'''
He wasn't very clear.
 [00:56:45] '''BlueSpike:'''
OMG! I just asked him about it! He said it was him doing some of this!
 [00:57:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I accept your apology.
 [00:58:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thank you. :)
 [00:59:28] '''BlueSpike:'''
May I ask who gave you the logs, or would you like to keep it to yourself?
 [00:59:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Also, I hit my brother upside the head for what he did. >:O
 [01:00:06] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
It's okay. it was my [[Sweetheart]], [[Panda]].
 [01:00:31] '''BlueSpike:'''
It was right what she did.
 [01:02:27] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
[[Julie]], listen, I've promised my heart and my [[virgin]]ity to Panda, confidentially aka IRL, [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], but if it's any consolation, after our first time, she is willing to do a threesome. Aside from that, I'd still like to meet you, as Guy and [[Gal-Pal]]s.
 [01:02:54] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I apologize for getting carried away with my flirtatious moments.
 [01:03:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I accept your apology.
 [01:03:46] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
when I found the Sonichu Girls Forum, I had learned that a [[Robert Simmons V|Sonichu Guy fan]] went saved up and met Sarah.
 [01:05:05] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I felt uncertain, because of the possible temptations, but Last Friday, she had informed me that she is able to come to me IRL as soon as February (Confidentially), and that she has not had sex with that guy, saving herself up for me. :)
 [01:05:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Sounds like a true love story to me! :)
 [01:06:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Listen, I would like you, not your brother, to get in touch with Panda (I assume you know her e-mail); tell her about him pretending to be you, and proving yourself truthfully.
 [01:06:43] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Yes. :)
 [01:06:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
I wouldn't dare let my brother, also, I actually don't know Panda's email. :(
 [01:06:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
And yes to what?
 [01:07:09] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
that it is a True [[Love]] Story.
 [01:07:16] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh. :)
 [01:07:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
pandahalo@gmail.com. and do not say you got the e-mal address from me.
 [01:08:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm? Why? And I'll email her.
 [01:08:57] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
anyway, she and I have gotten to know each other for over four months now; we've chatted and Talked; heard each other's honest voices, and we've shared a lot between each other.
 [01:09:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see! I wouldn't want to ruin that relationship.
 [01:09:12] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:09:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
thank you.
 [01:09:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Any time.
 [01:10:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to email Panda ASAP.
 [01:10:03] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I will repromote you in the Home Club next time I get on there.
 [01:10:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
okay, and you take care.
 [01:10:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Thanks. :)
 [01:10:14] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [01:11:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
Some people are telling me that they want me to invite you to the IRC, should I tell them you boycotted it?
 [01:12:21] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
no, don't tell them that. Just them that after having uploaded the comic, I'm taking a bit of time for myself.
 [01:12:38] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
and for Sarah.
 [01:12:42] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [01:12:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [01:12:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Peace.
 [01:12:53] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [01:12:54] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [01:30:56] '''BlueSpike:'''
Can I ask if maybe you're talking to your true sweetheart, Sarah, now?
 [01:31:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Just asking for the sake of asking. :)
 [01:33:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, BTW. Could you ask her if I got my email?
 [01:33:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
She got my email?*
 [01:45:49] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, Panda replied saying that she needs to talk to you by e-mail, she's being harassed by [[trolls]].
 [03:34:26] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, I have a question. If Panda had these logs, why didn't she show them to you earlier? I just thought of it, like a Random Access Memory.

===7 January===

 [08:47:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [08:48:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
How's it going?

===8 January===

 [10:02:08] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey, what happened to [[Sonichu.net]]? :(
 [10:04:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
It's acting strange, like it won't load the pictures..
 [22:37:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey. :) I'm enjoying Ohio, and the technolgy it brings to me. But I have a question...I know that people have impersonated you before, how am I sure you're for real? :( Do you think there's a way I could tell you're the real deal? I'd love to be ensured that you're the true Christan Weston Chandler. :)
 [22:37:45] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. That's no problem.
 [22:38:13] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hi!
 [22:38:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have no microphone for my computer at the moment. :(
 [22:38:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh.
 [22:38:51] '''BlueSpike:'''
Let me open the window again.
 [22:39:02] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes!
 [22:39:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
I see you've been playing your [[Wii]]! :)
 [22:39:20] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool!
 [22:39:32] '''BlueSpike:'''
I've been considering getting a Wii now I'm in the states.
 [22:39:43] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait, what are you going to update? I didn't catch that.
 [22:39:55] '''BlueSpike:'''
Oh, okay.
 [22:40:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
Ah, yes. That is true.
 [22:40:21] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hmm.
 [22:40:29] '''BlueSpike:'''
Yes.
 [22:40:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I have not seen him today yet, however.
 [22:40:47] '''BlueSpike:'''
Perhaps.
 [22:40:54] '''BlueSpike:'''
I too have only heard his/her voice.
 [22:41:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
But he's trustworthy.
 [22:41:23] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
434-760-0848 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 434-760-0848 end_of_the_skype_highlighting, and my address is [[14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville]], VA
 [22:41:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool!
 [22:41:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll try to get a [[car]] soon.
 [22:41:39] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay!
 [22:41:41] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [22:41:44] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [22:42:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Take care!
 [22:42:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
u2
 [22:48:10] '''BlueSpike:'''
After looking back at what I said, I think I made a mistake. You see, in my country, we do not refer to people by gender. Sometimes I get confused with he or she, I miss home, I suppose. But yes, Cameron is indeed a female.

===10 January===

 [01:14:48] '''BlueSpike:'''
Trying to restore your website?
 [13:30:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'm working on it.
 [13:31:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
Cool. :)
 [18:00:18] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie.
 [18:01:35] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I just thought I'd check in; I've just read and replied to Anneke's message on the Sonichu Girls Forum. No offense, but while I was able to comprehend some of what she told me over the phone, I miscomprehended some, but after reading the message, I fully understand what she said now.
 [18:02:15] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I look forward to your visit, and I will treat you well, like a friend. :)
 [18:02:47] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Please call me on my cell when you come into Virginia.
 [18:02:58] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace. ;)

===11 January===

 [02:10:36] '''BlueSpike:'''
What's going on? :)

===13 January===

 [14:49:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I miss you, Chris. I haven't talked to you for a short while. :(

===17 January===

 [03:08:34] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. well, right now I'm dealing with a change from Sonichu.NET to Sonichu.INFO, because [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the Troll behind the [[ED|E.D.]] page Hacked into my Tripod Account a Second Time. I have created a NEW Tripod account to put [[Sonichu.info]] on, and I will close the OLD Tripod account just after I get the Password recovered.
 [08:39:52] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, I'm sorry I wasn't able to reply. I was so tired when I got home (After walking around a bit, I like the area near my house.).

===18 January===

 [01:08:41] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Hey, Julie. the [[Sonichu & Rosechu Site]] is down for a count, thanks to that bastard, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].
 [01:08:48] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I am trying to calm myself down and think this through.
 [01:09:28] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Please pray for my recovery, and pray for Jason's Death.
 [01:09:44] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [13:17:18] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll pray for your recovery, Chris.
 [13:17:20] '''BlueSpike:''' :)
 [13:17:29]'''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Thank you. :)
 [13:17:35] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'll always be there.
 [13:18:37] '''BlueSpike:'''
Is there anything I can do to help?
 [13:18:53] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'll get back to you on that, and I will keep you in mind on that.
 [13:19:00] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay. :)
 [13:21:46] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, I tried to recover a password for your AOL, [[chris-chan Sonichu|chrischansonichu]]. Try the password rc2296.
 [13:21:58] '''BlueSpike:'''
I hope it's right, it's just what I was able to get at an attempt at cracking the code.
 [13:22:30] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
it's cool. I have temporarily closed the ChrisChanSonichu account to discourage the Trolls.
 [13:22:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [13:23:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
I think they hacked it anyway, I'm not sure. I'm guessing what the heartless trolls would do.
 [13:23:25] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
yes.
 [13:24:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Wait, what email will you use, then?
 [13:24:55] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
for now, we can talk on Skype, but I do have a back-up e-mail address.
 [13:25:12] '''BlueSpike:'''
Awesome, what is it? I want to know in case I need to send an e-mail for whatever reason.
 [13:25:50] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I'd rather not at the moment.
 [13:25:57] '''BlueSpike:'''
I understand 100%.
 [13:26:01] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
You can still message me on Skype and PSN.
 [13:26:05] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay, cool.
 [13:26:07] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
I GTG, I'll TTYL.
 [13:26:11] '''BlueSpike:'''
Okay.
 [13:26:11] '''Christopher C.W.C.:'''
Love and Peace.
 [13:26:15] '''BlueSpike:'''
Bye!
 [13:26:16] '''BlueSpike:''' :D
 [14:19:06] '''BlueSpike:'''
Maybe you should make a video telling those mean trolls you won't succumb to their awful attacks! Maybe that'll show them. You need to show them who's boss, put them in their place! You can't let them get away with this!
 [16:07:30] '''BlueSpike:'''
I can't believe Jason is gonna sell the site!
 [16:07:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
I'm going to try to attack his computer!
 [16:10:34] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, is that okay with you? Or do you want me to leave him alone for now?
 [17:06:38] '''BlueSpike:'''
Chris, just remember. If you ever need to relax, I could help you.
 [23:48:59] '''BlueSpike:'''
Hey Chris, what's up? :)

''Continued in [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2]]''

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