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July 2016 Paid Video Requests

2016-07-26T13:44:17Z

Kek: Linking to Facebook rant screenshot

{{Transcription}}

On 18 July 2016, Chris announced that he would be offering video messages for sale, for $50 each, arranged through texting instead of his defunct Etsy shop. However, this ended up being incredibly short-lived, lasting only 5 days, as Chris cancelled the program after one of the videos got removed by YouTube for "nudity or sexual content".

Two videos had (unintentionally) funny results. In '''Singing "Yellow Submarine"''', Chris drops the camera for a moment, revealing an upskirt shot and showing him wearing a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pantiliner]]<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/updated-7-22-chris-paid-content-general.22728/page-25#post-1620669</ref>. After Chris uploaded '''Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies''', Youtube deleted it and issued a strike against his account. Chris [https://kiwifar.ms/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-07-23-12-51-22-png.118280/ reacted to the fallout from both the following day on Facebook].

==Josh Lover of men==
'''Josh Lover of men''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 20 July 2016, as part of his video request program. In this video, Chris reads out a paragraph written by a [[homo]] named Josh about how much of a [[ween|crazy fucking idiot he is for paying $50 to Chris for this video]]. Chris was hopelessly [[Autism|unable to detect the sarcasm]] praising his exemplary life and achievements. In fact, Josh's admiration was so obviously masturbatory, it's reasonable to assume Chris would have understood it as mockery if not for his inexhaustible sense of [[Chris and his Ego|self-importance]]

{{Infobox/video
| name = Josh Lover of men
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qTjvP_EXKlo}}
| stardate = 20 [[July 2016]]
| previous = [[Update_20160718]]
| next = [[Announcement 07202016]]
}}

===Description===
And now by paid request...

===Transcript===
[''[[PlayStation 4|PS4]] intro'']

Hello [[Speech impediment|'vbody]], this is [[Tomgirl|Christine]] Chandler, and, uh, the following is from... this guy Joshua's own words, this is a paid request. And the title is right here underneath, "Josh, Lover of Men". So, yeah. [''reading from iPhone''] "[[Homos|Homosexual]] known as Josh has [[Financhu Crisis|paid me $50]] [[United States]] currency to make this video. He is truly a [[Ween|crazy fucking idiot]] for doing so." His words, not mine. He wanted me to tell his [[Gal pal|friend]] Nicole that "she is an attractive slut and that he [[Speech Impediment|abbire]] her - he admires her greatly and appreciates her filthy whore face. Happy early birthday, you magnificent piece of human [[14 Branchland Court|garbage]]. You are such trash and we all love you a lot."

On a more serious note, Josh also [[Speech impediment|wanned]] me to remind you that, hmmm, [''reading''] "[[White knight|I, Christine, am now and have always been a worthwhile human being that deserves a great amount of respect]], and... all [''unintelligible''] and... gratitude for... over the years of [[Chris and art|creativity and effort]] I have poured forth, for all the [[Chris and anger|genuine love and care]] I have trust onto you, not just for [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] and all related [[Chris and copyright|original intellectual properties]], but also for the care I have put into my [[Trolls|fanbase]] and all those loyal to my [[Love Quest|righteous cause]]. Please take a moment out of each day to think about the tremendous good I have done for you, and others, and what you could do to give back. Be the hero that you feel inside. Be the Sonichu dat's in your [[Heart Level|heart]]. And go fast. Go... to PayPal, and buy a personalized video just like Josh did. Much love," Josh assed... me to bid you a fond farewell, "and may [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|lightning hedgehogs]] guide you to a path o' happiness".

Well, Nicole, at least he appreciates you. And, yeah, [[Chris and his Ego|I agree with him on everything about me]], so... thank you, Joshua. [[List of Chris's lies|I don't like very much calling other people... such negative things]], 'cause they're still people, after all, but... let's just leave it at that.

[''PS4 outro'']

==Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter==
As the second of his paid request videos to raise money during the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris read a famous internet meme "copypasta" about an individual who "sexually identifies as an attack helicopter". The resulting video was '''Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter'''. At the end, Chris found it necessary to exaggeratedly shake his head so his [[Trolls|fanbase]] would know he is not associated with the literary masterpiece he just read.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fof0BM28TUY}}
| stardate = 20 [[July 2016]]
| previous = [[Announcement 07202016]]
}}

===Description===
And now by paid request...

via YouTube capture

===Transcript===
Hello everybody, here's another paid request, their words, not mine, it's a... little piece of literature this person liked. Alright, so... [''reading energetically''] "I [[Tomgirl|sexually identify]] as an at''tack'' helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the [[Speech impediment|offields]], dropping... [[Semen|hot, sticky loads]] on [[Chris and race|disgusting foreigners]]. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible, and I'm... [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]], but I don't ''care''. I'm beautiful." Mmph. [''suddenly monotone, confused''] "I'm having a... plastic surgeon install [[Speech impediment|rolly]] blades, thirty-millimeter... cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body, [''high pitched''] and from now on, I want you guys to call me ''ApaCHEEE'' and respect my rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a... heliphobe... and you need to check your vehicle [[Speech impediment|priviges]]. Thank you for being so understanding."

Wow, that's [[Chris and psychology|crazy]], that's jus'... I feel like... it's weird. [''Chris makes a strange sound, seemingly blowing a very short raspberry''] Whatever.

[''He shakes his head rapidly while [[Chris and cinematography|wobbling the camera]]'']

Alright, well there you go. Paid request. Have a good day.

==Happy Birthday, Nathan.==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Nathan.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CYjULlAjQ3E}}
| stardate = 21 [[July 2016]]
}}

===Description===
And now, another paid request...

via YouTube Capture

===Transcript===

==Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare==
The copypasta Chris was paid to read this time, the "Navy Seal Copypasta" (or [[Wikipedia:Guerrilla warfare|"Gorilla Warfare"]]), is notably heavy on [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|profanity]]. Presumably to the disappointment of the requester, Chris neglected to read all but one of the curses used. Most were simply deleted, resulting in awkward pauses and seemingly nonsensical sentences, though a few were replaced with milder words or strange sound effects.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=8_KAd19UGs0}}
| stardate = 21 [[July 2016]]
}}

===Description===
And now, another paid request...

via YouTube Capture

===Transcript===
And now, another special recording request, paid, copypasta, their words not mine, called "Gorilla Warfare". What the- did you- just say about me, you little ''bloof''? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs! And I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills! I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top of- the top sniper in the entire [[United States of America|U.S.]] armed forces. You're nothing to me! You're just another target! I'll wipe the- out with precision... the likes of which you have- has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my... words. You think you'll get away with saying that... to me into- to me over the internet? Think again! As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of spies across the U.S., and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot, the storm that wipes out the... [[Duck|pathetic little thing]] you call your life. You're... dead, kid! [''[[It's UGH!|strange growling voice]]''] I can be anywhere, at any time. I can kill you in over 700 ways, and that's just with my bare haaands! [''normal voice''] Not only am I extensive trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corp [''sic''], [''high pitched''] and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little! [''normal voice''] If only you could have known the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|unholy reb- retribution]] your little "clever" comment ''was'' about to bring upon you, maybe you w'ave held your- tongue. But you couldn't, c- you didn't... and now you're paying the price, you god-dang idiot! I will... fury out over you and you will drown in it! You're dead, kiddo.

Yep, [''rolls eyes''] there's another paid creepypasta [''sic''], which I just read. [''claps down phone, [[Creepy stare|stares into camera]]''] Eh, whatever. Have a good day.

==Singing "Yellow Submarine"==
Unlike the other paid requests, Chris seemed to be genuinely excited to record this cover of a Beatles song, as indicated in the description. He even added a bizarre improvised portion at the end of the video, presumably as [[random-access humor]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Singing "Yellow Submarine"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|o_-DFejUbDk}}
| stardate = 22 [[July 2016]]
}}

===Description===
With pleasure, and by paid request,

via YouTube Capture

===Transcript===
Hello, Christine Chandler, coming to you live again, and now by special, paid, request.

[''Chris freezes for several seconds as he holds the [[Chris and music#Recording tech|stereo system]] remote. He finally presses play, and The Beatles' "Yellow Submarine" begins playing. As he begins singing, the camera turns down to look at his K'Nex Yellow Submarine model'']

In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed the sea 
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines 
So we sailed into the sun 'till we found the sea of green 
And we live beneath the waves [''chris fiddles with the model''] in our yellow submarine 
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine 
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine 
And our friends are all aboard, many more of them live next door 
Then the band begins to play [''imitating a horn''] ''ba-ba-ba-rump-ra-rump-ra-rump-ra-rump-a-rump-a-rump-ba-rump-a-rump'' 
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine 
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine 

[''in a strange squeaky voice''] "Full speed ahead, Mr. Boatswain [''pronounced boats-wain''], full speed ahead! Ah, feel it is, sir! Cut the- cut the cable, drop the cable! C- aye, sir, aye, aye! Captain, [[Speech impediment|cowdun]]!"

[''He continues to sing, awkwardly trying to do the accompanying vocals as well with a higher pitch'']

As we live beneath these- a life of ease! 
And every one of us- every one of us! Has all we need- has all we need! 
Sky of blue- sky of blue! And sea of green- sea of green! 
In our yellow- in our yellow! Submarine, ha ha! 
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine 
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine 
We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine 
[''quietly''] All live in a yellow submarine...

[''Chris cuts off music but keeps singing''] Yellow submarine, yellow submarine... [''Chris picks up a K'Nex hippopotamus figure and moves it toward the camera''] and we all live in a hipp- [''camera falls over on its side''] Mmph! [''Chris sets camera up again, now holding another toy figure resembling a pig''] [[Random-access humor|We all live in a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus]][''The camera falls over again, this time looking under the table and giving the viewer an unintentional shot of a seemingly oblivious Chris's crotch, revealing that he is wearing a pantiliner.''][''picking up camera again, still holding toy''] We all live in a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, [''he sets it down on top of a human figure''] sitting on my head. Duh! Ba-bum! [''setting down "hippo" toy again''] Hippopotamus, sitting on my head! Duh! Get off my head, hippo!

[''Chris holds up a piece of the Yellow Submarine model''] And on a personal note, [[Lego]] would have done a be'er job with the construction of the Yellow Submarine than... K'Nex did. [''he demonstrates the model falling apart as he tries to pick it up''] Falls apart easy! Made in the USA, these [[HEXBox|Kinect]] [''sic''] parts. Anyway, there you go. "Yellow Submarine". Have a good day.

==Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cAR-6otspXk}}
| stardate = 22 [[July 2016]]
}}

This video was deleted by Youtube for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content."

===Description===
via YouTube Capture

===Transcript===

==For Elisabeth==
{{Infobox/video
| name = For Elisabeth
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XxJPbuAkaY0}}
| stardate = 22 [[July 2016]]
}}

===Description===
via YouTube Capture

===Transcript===

==To Stephen.==
{{Infobox/video
| name = To Stephen.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RP9VKMOg-wg}}
| stardate = 22 [[July 2016]]
}}

===Description===
via YouTube Capture

===Transcript===

==Death of this program==
[[Image:Cwc-crayolasword-stitched.png|thumb|250px|SMS correspondence between Chris and Crayolasword about this program]]
After the "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies" video got taken down, earning Chris another community guidelines strike (the first one presumably from [[IMG 3207]]), Chris shut down the requests program, telling anyone who texted him now that his phone number is for donations only, as discovered by [[Kiwi Farms]] user Crayolasword.

==Sources==
<references/>

Self-inflicted taint wound

2016-07-26T13:11:41Z

Kek: Linking to hypnosis video

{{Honest}}
On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he believed he grew a labia as a result of watching [https://youtu.be/bRv_1Qpk8Cg subliminal frequencies videos].

It's much more likely that Chris's taint from the [[Un-clit|Un-clit]] has reopened into a wound, forming an abscess which poses serious health risks to him since if left untreated it could evolve into full septic shock (or gangrene) as the infection reaches his blood stream. It's been put into question Chris's ability to take care of the wound even if he does see a medic for it- apart the initial drainage the wound would have to be kept clean for months until fully healing. Chris's known lack of hygiene, willpower to maintain even the less-demanding habit and the location being naturally hard to reach (and prone to [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|come into contact with fecal matter]]) makes this an unlikely prospect.

After he posted a picture of his taint, he posted a second Facebook message saying the first was a ruse. However, besides this being a [[lies|blatant lie]], a second picture provided by insider trolls proves he does indeed have the wound and he does treat it like a vagina. Unlike the first picture in which the "labia" was cleaned for posting on Facebook the second one shows how badly Chris is taking care of what could evolve to be a life-threatening problem. It's even been contemplated that the panty pads he's been purchasing are used to absorb pus leaking from the abscess, which in itself would be deteriorating its condition as well as causing further friction. As of now Chris has deleted all related posts in an attempt to [[Chris and reality|pretend nothing's happened]] and replying to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he did and everything is fine - something no doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation.

The long-term social isolation and his sheltered upbringing are well known to all Christorians but this incident, in particular his firm belief that the self-hypnosis videos could cause new genitalia to spontaneously be generated makes many assume he has developed a new mental condition besides [[autism]] - possibly schizophrenia or dementia. Some argue that this was always the case, only usually confounded with autism.

==Chris's demented version of events==

{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}

Screenshot https://kiwifar.ms/attachments/announcement-1-png.118604/

==Replies==
People on Chris's friends list attempted to talk sense into him, to no avail.

Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxred|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxred|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxred|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|I'm so confused...}}

==Second Facebook post==
A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.
[[Image:Cwc doc cassidy.png|thumb|250px|]]

Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

==More replies==
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxred|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxred|???? Huh?}}

==Damage Control==
Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax. This is unlikely, as Chris does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he regretted posting a photo for his trolls.

{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.}}

Screenshot https://kiwifar.ms/attachments/announcement-2-png.118605/

Chris quickly deleted this post as well.

==Replies==
Marie
{{quoteboxred|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}

==Photos of the wound==
{{collapsible
|WARNING. THESE ARE IMAGES OF AN ABSCESS ON CHRIS'S TAINT|<center><gallery>
File:Labia NSFW.jpg|The "labia."
File:Taint wound labia 2 NSFW.jpg|Goddammit, Chris.
</gallery></center>}}

Self-inflicted taint wound

2016-07-25T19:44:38Z

Kek: Reverting categories since it seems to have broken the collapsible gallery

{{Honest}}
On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he believed he grew a labia as a result of watching Subliminal Frequencies videos.

It's much more likely that Chris's taint from the [[Un-clit|Un-clit]] has reopened into a wound, forming an abscess which poses serious health risks to him since if left untreated it could evolve into full septic shock (or gangrene) as the infection reaches his blood stream. It's been put into question Chris's ability to take care of the wound even if he does see a medic for it- apart the initial drainage the wound would have to be kept clean for months until fully healing. Chris's known lack of hygiene, willpower to maintain even the less-demanding habit and the location being naturally hard to reach (and prone to [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|come into contact with fecal matter]]) makes this an unlikely prospect.

After he posted a picture of his taint, he posted a second Facebook message saying the first was a ruse. However, besides being a [[lies|blatant lie]], a second picture provided by insider trolls proves he does indeed have the wound and it is very bad and he does treat it like a vagina. Unlike the first picture in which the "labia" was cleaned for posting on Facebook the second one shows how badly Chris is taking care of what could evolve to be a life-threatening problem. It's even been contemplated that the panty pads he's been purchasing are used to absorb pus leaking from the abscess, which in itself would be deteriorating its condition as well as causing further friction. As of now Chris has deleted all related posts in an attempt to [[Chris and reality|pretend nothing's happened]] and replying to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he did and everything is fine - something no doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation.

The long-term social isolation and his sheltered upbringing are well known to all Christorians but this incident, in particular his firm belief that the self-hypnosis videos could cause new genitalia to spontaneously be generated makes many assume he has developed a new mental condition besides [[autism]] - possibly schizophrenia or dementia. Some argue that this was always the case, only usually confounded with autism.

==Chris's demented version of events==

{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}

Screenshot https://kiwifar.ms/attachments/announcement-1-png.118604/

==Replies==
People on Chris's friends list attempted to talk sense into him, to no avail.

Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxred|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxred|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxred|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|I'm so confused...}}

==Second Facebook post==
A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.
[[Image:Cwc doc cassidy.png|thumb|250px|]]

Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

==More replies==
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxred|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxred|???? Huh?}}

==Damage Control==
Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax. This is unlikely, as Chris does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he regretted posting a photo for his trolls.

{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.}}

Screenshot https://kiwifar.ms/attachments/announcement-2-png.118605/

Chris quickly deleted this post as well.

==Replies==
Marie
{{quoteboxred|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}

==Photos of the wound==
{{collapsible
|WARNING. THESE ARE IMAGES OF AN ABSCESS ON CHRIS'S TAINT|<center><gallery>
File:Labia NSFW.jpg|The "labia."
File:Taint wound labia 2 NSFW.jpg|Goddammit, Chris.
</gallery></center>}}

Self-inflicted taint wound

2016-07-25T19:18:10Z

Kek: Trying to add categories

Self-inflicted taint wound

2016-07-25T18:46:46Z

Kek: Links to Facebook screenshots

Self-inflicted taint wound

2016-07-25T18:38:22Z

Kek: New mental condition

{{Honest}}
On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he believed he grew a labia as a result of watching Subliminal Frequencies videos.

It's much more likely that Chris's taint from the [[Un-clit|Un-clit]] has reopened into a wound, forming an abscess which poses serious health risks to him since if left untreated it could evolve into full septic shock (or gangrene) as the infection reaches his blood stream. It's been put into question Chris's ability to take care of the wound even if he does see a medic for it- apart the initial drainage the wound would have to be kept clean for months until fully healing. Chris's known lack of hygiene, willpower to maintain even the less-demanding habit and the location being naturally hard to reach (and prone to [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|come into contact with fecal matter]]) makes this an unlikely prospect.

After he posted a picture of his taint, he posted a second Facebook message saying the first was a ruse. However, besides being a [[lies|blatant lie]], a second picture provided by insider trolls proves he does indeed have the wound and it is very bad and he does treat it like a vagina. Unlike the first picture in which the "labia" was cleaned for posting on Facebook the second one shows how badly Chris is taking care of what could evolve to be a life-threatening problem. It's even been contemplated that the panty pads he's been purchasing are used to absorb pus leaking from the abscess, which in itself would be deteriorating its condition as well as causing further friction. As of now Chris has deleted all related posts in an attempt to [[Chris and reality|pretend nothing's happened]] and replying to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he did and everything is fine - something no doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation.

The long-term social isolation and his sheltered upbringing are well known to all Christorians but this incident, in particular his firm belief that the self-hypnosis videos could cause new genitalia to spontaneously be generated makes many assume he has developed a new mental condition besides [[autism]] - possibly schizophrenia or dementia. Some argue that this was always the case, only usually confounded with autism.

==Chris's demented version of events==
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}

==Replies==
People on Chris's friends list attempted to talk sense into him, to no avail.

Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxred|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxred|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxred|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|I'm so confused...}}

==Second Facebook post==
A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.
[[Image:Cwc doc cassidy.png|thumb|250px|]]

Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

==More replies==
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxred|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxred|???? Huh?}}

==Damage Control==
Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax. This is unlikely, as Chris does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he regretted posting a photo for his trolls.

{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.}}

Chris quickly deleted this post as well.

==Replies==
Marie
{{quoteboxred|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}

==Photos of the wound==
{{collapsible
|WARNING. THESE ARE IMAGES OF AN ABSCESS ON CHRIS'S TAINT|<center><gallery>
File:Labia NSFW.jpg|The "labia."
File:Taint wound labia 2 NSFW.jpg|Goddammit, Chris.
</gallery></center>}}

List of Chris's lies

2016-07-25T18:31:09Z

Kek:

{{Protip|STOP PIPING TO "LIE" AS IT IS EXTREMELY OVER-PIPED. Try piping to something more specific and only pipe to "Lie" when nothing else works. The "Fail" article was deleted as a result of being overpiped, and you certainly don't want this to be deleted as well.}}

{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], lying during the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face. This trait was likely inherited from his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], whose dishonesty [[Cole Smithey E-mails|was described]] by [[Cole Smithey]] as "pathological".

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing, so his lies have the opposite effect (e.g. [[CWC_Update_26_January_2009|going to Redmond]]). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his [[Autism|actions]] (e.g. drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Rule 34]] of [[Megan Schroeder]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bald-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest Content|true and honest]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie": a lie told out of courtesy to avoid trouble and/or offending people. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[autistic|brain]] that it is okay to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining true and honest.

Complicating this further is the fact that Chris does not attempt to support his claims with any shred of evidence, and will contradict his lies with even more lies. The end result is that Chris is more or less a compulsive liar.

As of recently, Chris has taken to calling his lying "misspeaking". Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on his bullshit, he prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this new ploy.

This list serves to document as of Chris's blatant falsehoods as possible. While Chris is known to speak half-truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact that he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==
* Chris claims that Patti's dog house weighs "[[Father Call|like, five, ten tons]]". In the same call he claimed that mowing the lawn was a demanding physical chore for him, despite using a riding lawnmower to do it.
* In a [[Mumble]] chat, he lied and said that [[nudes|nude]] photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite consenting to the photos.<ref>[[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat #2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to someone he believed to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>
* For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet, if he were already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]], where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> He even said that they had a date together at Taco Bell and shared his first kiss with her. The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13|Mailbag #13]], he says that he has "no recollection of a Chloe."
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref name="ReferenceA"/>
* Chris claims he jogs regularly for more than 20 seconds, [[Sonichu's Edge|despite proving he is incapable of doing so.]]
* Chris [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|claimed]] that he was kicked out of class because he was autistic, when the [[Jackie_Chat_5|real reason]] was him making a homophobic (and racist) comment in front of everyone. However, it may very well be that Chris considers such behavior to be inherent in austistic individuals (and is therefore excusable/not his responsibility).
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.
* When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while the Jerkop left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then, Chris proceeded to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.
* Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely. Possibly, Chris was mistaken, as he can be [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mind]] sometimes.
* In an e-mail,<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] - "Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, 'I Love You' to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me."</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.
* He has made occasional claims<ref>See [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].</ref> that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite several instances of him showing otherwise.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]], [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], [[It's UGH!]], [[CWC "Boyfriend"]], [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]</ref>
* In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.
* Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
* Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that backfired horribly, Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the ''SingStar'' Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.
* Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|PlayStation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]].
* Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] Captain's Log entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's ''SingStar'' Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.
* In [[Mailbag 14|Mailbag #14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].
* In [[Mailbag 25|Mailbag #25]], Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] off the Internet. The videos are still available on YouTube.
* Chris began receiving e-mails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. What makes this incident unique is that Chris could have easily resolved the entire conflict. Since Chris is a longtime fan of the series, he could have easily thought "Wait a sec, when did male and female Pokemon start using different sprites again?", done a few quick searches online, and found that all Raichu were drawn with pointed tails prior to 2006. Eventually, after Chris uploaded an edited page and claimed that the tail had been blunt all along, he had this realization...after someone else showed him Bulbapedia.
* In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] which claimed that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's [[Simonla_Rosechu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.
* On Chris's [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.
* During the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Also, during the call, Chris confidently stated that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns — this being a valid reason he could not sell them for money. Chris owns [[List of Chris's games|roughly 600]] different video games, so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly.
* Chris went to great lengths to tell the fans that he would never show gore and violence in his comics. However, he breaks this statement by killing Evan in a very gory fashion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He later insists in [[Jackie_Chat_1|his first chat with Jackie]] that it was justified because Alec "gored it up first." Episode #17, which was written long before ''Asperchu'' even began, ended with Rosechu stripping naked, ''clawing a man's head open'', ''electrocuting him'', and ''leaving him in a puddle of his own blood''.
* When the trolls started to demand more comics, Chris stated that he was never sure whether he wanted to make money with ''Sonichu''; if that were true, he would never have tried to make a [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] about ''[[Sonichu]]'', nor try to sell it to businesspeople.
* Chris has repeatedly referred to [[The Wallflower]] as his "girlfriend", despite making a video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pleading for her to be with him]], and, in fact, complaining about her essentially putting him in the [[friend zone]].
* Chris promised to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"remove [him]self from the Internet"]], only to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|return in less than 48 hours]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|While trying to get himself back into The GAMe PLACe]], Chris told Michael Snyder that he's become a better person. This is after all the things he's done since [[2008#April|April 2008]]. He ends this meeting by calling Michael a Jew, despite stating he had nothing against Jews not five minutes earlier.
* Chris's [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article about The Wallflower]] contains some of the biggest flights of fancy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths, and flat-out delusions seen yet from Chris outside of the [[Father Call]]. Specifically, he claimed that he and The Wallflower had shared a kiss; since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally...[[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', Chris had either a.) [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]] — a monumental occasion in his life; b,) lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed; or c.) lied to Jackie about being kissed. In the end, a lie is still a lie, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).
* In [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]], when asked about his opinion on a possible repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that would allow open homosexuals to serve in the U.S. military, Chris said that he thought the policy should only be repealed so that "the [[homos]] can go die in explosions." When called out on this in [[Mailbag 51|several]] [[Mailbag 53|later]] [[Mailbag 54|Mailbags]], Chris forgoes apology to either deny the claim ever took place, or claimed that he had retracted it. Later, he would alter an e-mail in [[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]] which contained the quoted remark to make it appear as though Chris was being pro-gay in the original e-mail. Up until the death of the CWCipedia in May 2010, the original, homophobic reply in [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]] remained unchanged and unretracted.
* In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] with Clyde Cash and [[Surfshack Tito]] about Chris's PS3, Chris swore that he would not reveal the name of his [[Jackie|new girlfriend]]. He broke this promise in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] not two weeks later.
* Also in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris said he would not buy another PS3. Not only did he do that and begin earning trophies about two weeks later, he also bought a PS Move controller ([[ECV 00001|seen in this video]]).
* In [[Jackie_E-mails_23|an e-mail exchange with Jackie]], he claims his [[Duck|penis]] is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.
* Chris told [[Vivian Gee]] that he read her book, ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', when, in reality, he gave it to [[Rocky Shoemaker|his pastoral counselor]], and never touched it beyond that.<ref>[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]</ref>
* In the [[Miyamoto emails]], Chris claims he never sexually harassed [[Megan Schroeder]], despite drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and Megan repeatedly having told Chris to stop touching her.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Jan-July_2007]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007]]</ref>
* On the [[Tomboys_and_Tomgirls_of_Virginia]] forum, he said that if homosexuals 'kept it behind closed doors', he wouldn't bother them. Aside from his well-known issues with [[Homos]], his comic states that if he had the power, he'd constantly [[Magi-Chan|be on the lookout for homosexual activity]], and punish them to suit.
* In [[You're Always Pretty]], Chris told his mother he was taking pictures of her, when he was really video taping her.
* When Chris informed his [[mother]] that he [[PS3#Destruction|destroyed his PS3]], he told her that the machine was already malfunctioning before he smashed it to bits. In reality the PS3 was still operational when Chris decided to put it out of use.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref>
* When he held the [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]], he claimed that his father died of cancer, when in fact, he died of complications from heart failure. However, this could just be Chris assuming [[Bob]] died of cancer because he had it (at least at one point), and not taking time to look into his actual cause of death.
* Chris told [[Jackie]] in an email that he has grown tolerant of the [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]] and respects those who own one, but recently in 2013, Chris went back on his word by defacing a display for the Xbox One at his local [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]], thus proving that his bizarre hatred for the HEX-BOX is still strong.
* Despite Chris' obvious morbid [[Obesity|obesity]], he has always lied about his weight, being evasive and giving numbers that are more consistent with [[Chris and reality|his own delusional self image than reality]]. As early as [[February 2010]], Chris admitted that he had at one point weighed more than 220 pounds. On Facebook on 4 January 2014, he claimed that he [[Obesity#Actual weight|weighed only 202 pounds]], despite his obvious sagging, triple chin visible in his profile picture. Users of the CWCki forums generally speculated that, based on the photographic evidence, he was probably underestimating his own weight by at least 60 pounds (~27 kilograms).
* When Catherine said no to a relationship with Chris, Chris told her that [[Catherine_E-mails#It_IS_Your_Fault.21|he was entitled to a relationship]]. In a [[Catherine_E-mails#Re:_Well.2C_that.27s_nypical|later e-mail]] ''(presumably after being called on his bullshit)'', he claimed he said no such thing. On that note, he also publicly referred to her as his "girlfriend" for months, despite Catie saying to him point-blank that their outings were not dates.
* Chris has stated that he has D-cup breasts. Kiwi Farms users have determined that they are actually A-cups.
* Chris did a promotion where if someone sent him a PS4 for his birthday, they would get a $500 coupon for his custom made Sonichu Amiibos. Obviously nobody sent him a PS4, but that didn't stop him from saying someone did. He claims someone named Kagney Lynn bought him the PS4, but closer examination of his Facebook page shows that the details of the order are linked to Fingerhut, the company he bought the PS4 from. This proves he bought the system himself.
* Chris lied about seeing a doctor about the [[Un-clit 2.0]] and later about the picture being an elaborate troll.
{{Lists}}

==Sources==
<references />

[[Category:Lists]]

Self-inflicted taint wound

2016-07-25T18:26:27Z

Kek: Second picture and Facebook posts

{{Honest}}
On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he believed he grew a labia as a result of watching Subliminal Frequencies videos.

It's much more likely that Chris's taint from the [[Un-clit|Un-clit]] has reopened into a wound, forming an abscess which poses serious health risks to him since if left untreated it could evolve into full septic shock (or gangrene) as the infection reaches his blood stream. It's been put into question Chris's ability to take care of the wound even if he does see a medic for it- apart the initial drainage the wound would have to be kept clean for months until fully healing. Chris's known lack of hygiene, willpower to maintain even the less-demanding habit and the location being naturally hard to reach (and prone to [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|come into contact with fecal matter]]) makes this an unlikely prospect.

After he posted a picture of his taint, he posted a second Facebook message saying the first was a ruse. However, besides being a [[lies|blatant lie]], a second picture provided by insider trolls proves he does indeed have the wound and it is very bad and he does treat it like a vagina. Unlike the first picture in which the "labia" was cleaned for posting on Facebook the second one shows how badly Chris is taking care of what could evolve to be a life-threatening problem. It's even been contemplated that the panty pads he's been purchasing are used to absorb pus leaking from the abscess, which in itself would be deteriorating it's condition as well as causing further friction. As of now Chris has deleted all related posts in an attempt to [[Chris and reality|pretend nothing's happened]] and replying to direct attempts at getting him to see a doctor by replying that he did and everything is fine- something no doctor would ever say regarding this outrageous situation.

==Chris's demented version of events==
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}

==Replies==
People on Chris's friends list attempted to talk sense into him, to no avail.

Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxred|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxred|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxred|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|I'm so confused...}}

==Second Facebook post==
A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.
[[Image:Cwc doc cassidy.png|thumb|250px|]]

Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

==More replies==
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxred|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxred|???? Huh?}}

==Damage Control==
Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax. This is unlikely, as Chris does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he regretted posting a photo for his trolls.

{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.}}

Chris quickly deleted this post as well.

==Replies==
Marie
{{quoteboxred|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}

==Photos of the wound==
{{collapsible
|WARNING. THESE ARE IMAGES OF AN ABSCESS ON CHRIS'S TAINT|<center><gallery>
File:Labia NSFW.jpg|The "labia."
File:Taint wound labia 2 NSFW.jpg|Goddammit, Chris.
</gallery></center>}}

Self-inflicted taint wound

2016-07-25T18:09:07Z

Kek: Link to Dirty Crapped Briefs

{{Honest}}
On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he believed he grew a labia as a result of watching Subliminal Frequencies videos.

It's much more likely that Chris's taint from the [[Un-clit|Un-clit]] has reopened into a wound, forming an abscess which poses serious health risks to him since if left untreated it could evolve into full septic shock (or gangrene) as the infection reaches his blood stream. It's been put into question Chris's ability to take care of the wound even if he does see a medic for it- apart the initial drainage the wound would have to be kept clean for months until fully healing. Chris's known lack of hygiene, willpower to maintain even the less-demanding habit and the location being naturally hard to reach (and prone to [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|come into contact with fecal matter]]) makes this an unlikely prospect.

==Chris's demented version of events==
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}

==Replies==
People on Chris's friends list attempted to talk sense into him, to no avail.

Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxred|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxred|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxred|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|I'm so confused...}}

==Second Facebook post==
A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.
[[Image:Cwc doc cassidy.png|thumb|250px|]]

Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

==More replies==
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxred|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxred|???? Huh?}}

==Damage Control==
Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax. This is unlikely, as Chris does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he regretted posting a photo for his trolls.

{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.}}

Chris quickly deleted this post as well.

==Replies==
Marie
{{quoteboxred|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}

==Photos of the wound==
{{collapsible
|WARNING. THESE ARE IMAGES OF AN ABSCESS ON CHRIS'S TAINT|<center><gallery>
File:Labia NSFW.jpg|The "labia."
File:Taint wound labia 2 NSFW.jpg|Goddammit, Chris.
</gallery></center>}}

Self-inflicted taint wound

2016-07-25T18:04:46Z

Kek: Risks

{{Honest}}
On 24 July 2016, Chris announced in a Facebook post that he believed he grew a labia as a result of watching Subliminal Frequencies videos.

It's much more likely that Chris's taint from the [[Un-clit|Un-clit]] has reopened into a wound, forming an abscess which poses serious health risks to him since if left untreated it could evolve into full septic shock as the infection reaches his blood stream. It's been put into question Chris's ability to take care of the wound even if he does see a medic for it- apart the initial drainage the wound would have to be kept clean for months until fully healing. Chris's known lack of hygiene, willpower to maintain even the less-demanding habit and the location being naturally hard to reach (and prone to come into contact with fecal matter) makes this an unlikely prospect.

==Chris's demented version of events==
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 11:40 am

<nowiki>**Announcement**</nowiki>

As a number of online people may be aware, I have been grooving with the subliminal frequencies and binaural beats towards my transition from male to female body. The source being the Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizards Binaural Beats channel on YouTube. Last March, I've started simple with growing my breasts out with their Breast Growth Hormone track; it worked to my amazement at a full inch outward per week in about two months. I've also listened to change my nipples to teats, as well as begin producing breast milk. Also, related, from a separate track on another channel, I have eased and cured the worst of my autism too. But since last May, I decided to take it a step further and begin my transition from male to female with the penis to vagina tracks, including the individual organ changing tracks, and for a while the Intersex track. And two Fridays ago, July 15, while I slept that night, my labia started splitting open, and I found the initial hole and blood the next morning. And over the few days that followed, the labia opened to its full length, and I've been dealing with the blood that came out. I have been keeping it clean, daily monitoring it, and treating it with rubbing alcohol. I have started the wheels in motion for the full HRT and SRS by Seeing My Doctor last Friday, because I felt like I didn't want to wait much longer to fully become the woman that I should have been born as.

With that, I have uploaded a photo of my labia onto imgur, http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pb1ovpJ, for all 18+ year old individuals to see. BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.

As for my own statement to quote, I will state the following: Have belief and faith in what your body can do, and with such binaural beats and frequencies, as well as persistence and patience, what you'd like can happen for you.

And if you'd like to offer your support in my transition as well, I accept financial donations via PayPal to my email address, ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX4JC6NnvfGC9i3kwSFPFIg}}

==Replies==
People on Chris's friends list attempted to talk sense into him, to no avail.

Jessica Quinn
{{quoteboxred|...fuck it. I'm out. I don't even know what one can say about this. Why would you post something this messed up?

Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do with your life. I tried.}}
{{quoteboxred|I just don't get it, WHY would you post this kind of stuff?

You were JUST complaining about how people invade every aspect of your life and that you wouldn't share anything so personal and now you do... THIS!

I don't even know what to think right now. My mind is blown.}}
Kenneth Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|I would advise most strongly against any nude photos of yourself on the internet. It is prime trolling stuff and it comes across as exercising extremely poor judgment. Jessica is absolutely 100% correct in this. Your nude photos of your "equipment" have absolutely no place on the internet.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Ken, it's a little more serious than that. This could be a major health problem brewing.}}
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|What's more important is his health.

Whomever is putting Christine up to this, please stop. This could lead to a serious life threatening health problem.

I know many people follow what goes on on this page - whomever is pulling the strings needs to stop. It's sick and twisted and a life could very well be at stake here.

Please Christine Weston Chandler, go and get looked at. I support your right to be who you want, but this is a very serious matter.}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine this could be a sign of an infection setting in? Do you understand that if this gets into your bloodstream you could very well end up in the ICU at the hospital. This isn't transitioning, this is endangering your health for nothing. This is bullshit. You have a family member who is dependent on your well-being.}}
Chafe (deleted)
{{quoteboxred|She's...she's evolving!!! EVOLVING I TELL YOU!}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|I'm so confused...}}

==Second Facebook post==
A Kiwi Farms user named Doc Cassidy texted Chris, telling him to go to a hospital.
[[Image:Cwc doc cassidy.png|thumb|250px|]]

Two minutes later, Chris posted to Facebook again.
{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 2:20 pm

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined last night. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

Chris later edited the post, changing his story on when he supposedly got examined.
{{quotebox|

feeling annoyed.

I Have had my labia area examined today. No Infection at all. I am clean.}}

==More replies==
Quinn
{{quoteboxred|Please get a second opinion then. This is a serious matter.

If you weren't afraid to share this whole ordeal earlier, it shouldn't be a problem to prove you've gone to the doctor's to get checked out. Paperwork, a receipt, hell a parking ticket to prove you actually went.

You could be putting yourself at serious risk Christine. People are truly worried about you. Please don't brush it off!}}
Englehardt
{{quoteboxred|Christine, I saw that picture of your "labia". That is not a vagina, that's a fistula with a possible perineal abscess developing. This won't be visible from the surface. I don't who has been fucking with your head in this manner but a number of us are upset not only for your sake but for Barbara's sake as well.}}
Jennifer Marie
{{quoteboxred|I wouldn't necessarily call it a fistula, the initial piercing would be considered a fistula; however, that certainly is not a labia. Chris, this cannot be comfortable. I'm glad it's not infected, but that is a very deep wound, and you need to take care of it properly, or else it will get infected very quickly, and very badly (think of when your mom had wounds on her butt infected...). I would not want to see you end up in the hospital with a systemic infection.}}
Seamus Campbell
{{quoteboxred|???? Huh?}}

==Damage Control==
Hours after making the initial post, and seeing the scathing criticism and pleas for him to get the wound treated from his Facebook friends, Chris removed the two posts, then claimed the whole thing was a hoax. This is unlikely, as Chris does not have the skills to photoshop the wound in his photo. It was most likely a ploy because he regretted posting a photo for his trolls.

{{quotebox|
24 July 2016 at 7:07 pm

Hey, Trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there. And, by the way, "abcess" implies presence of Pus; there is NO pus in the photo. Crazy people. To clarify: the photo was a hoax.

Have a good day.}}

Chris quickly deleted this post as well.

==Replies==
Marie
{{quoteboxred|But why would you fake something that serious appearing?}}
Chafe
{{quoteboxred|So you literally just became what you hate. Good job. For the people that actually were concerned...I feel bad for them.}}

==Photos of the wound==
{{collapsible
|WARNING. THESE ARE IMAGES OF AN ABSCESS ON CHRIS'S TAINT|<center><gallery>
File:Labia NSFW.jpg|The "labia."
File:Taint wound labia 2 NSFW.jpg|Goddammit, Chris.
</gallery></center>}}

Donations Required, Serious Please help

2016-06-22T02:53:08Z

Kek: adding template link to next video

'''Donations Required, Serious Please help''' is a video Chris made on the 14th of June, 2016.

[[Barb]] is shown in this video in a very weak state, possibly due to the lack of asthma medicine [[Chris]] is discussing on the video. However, due to the recent increase in e-begging from Chris one cannot be sure this isn't staged, or at least exaggerated in order to receive "free money" from his loyal [[Sonichu]] <s>trolls</s> fan-base.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Donations Required, Serious Please help
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=gMMl48jUgyc}}
| stardate = 14 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Donations Requested, Please.]]
| next = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]]
}}

Donations Requested, Please.

2016-06-15T18:04:16Z

Kek: adding next video

{{Transcription}}
'''Donations Requested, Please.''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 14th of June, 2016. In this video, Chris yet again asks for donations, but this time, [[Barb]] appears in the video, in apparent need of asthma medications. When Barb comes into view, it's easily determined that she is in poor state, and not talking at all. Chris claims he needs $100, even though he gets a [[tugboat]] every month. However, this may be one of Chris's "''serious''" requests because his mother wouldn't let him ask for fake donations to buy worthless junk, [[Barbara_Chandler#Pampering_of_Chris|''right'']]?

It's worth noting that in the background of the video you can see Chris' toys (and from other videos we know the house is packed with them). The fact that his first strategy for urgent monetary needs is to [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e-beg]] instead of trying to sell any of his valuable belongings (like his [[video game]] consoles) goes to show how little he really cares about the issue, or at least how ill-equipped he is as an adult to handle this and other situations in life. The fact that [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|in the subsequent video Barb is shown in a near-comatose state]] only aggravates the entire situation.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Donations Requested, Please.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=tS8OOHFYkAA}}
| stardate =14 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]
| next = [[Donations Required, Serious Please help]]
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==

Hello, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home! And I definitely have a more urgent and special request.

[Chris begins to pan the camera to [[Barb]]] My mother really needs her medication for her asthma. That's her right there, Barbara.

[sigh] Anyway, it's like 100$, so I really need the money because we don't have 100$. So yeah, just like I said earlier, you can all donations directly to my email address via PayPal. If you don't know how, there's a link to a video underneath this one, so please help us. Have a good day, thank you.

Donations Required, Serious Please help

2016-06-15T18:03:30Z

Kek: adding video

'''Donations Required, Serious Please help''' is a video Chris made on the 14th of June, 2016.

[[Barb]] is shown in this video in a very weak state, possibly due to the lack of asthma medicine [[Chris]] is discussing on the video. However, due to the recent increase in e-begging from Chris one cannot be sure this isn't staged, or at least exaggerated in order to receive "free money" from his loyal [[Sonichu]] <s>trolls</s> fan-base.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Donations Required, Serious Please help
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=gMMl48jUgyc}}
| stardate =14 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Donations Requested, Please.]]
| next
}}

Donations Required, Serious Please help

2016-06-15T18:00:50Z

Kek: Mentioning the possibility of scam/exaggeration

Donations Requested, Please.

2016-06-15T17:50:22Z

Kek: typo

{{Transcription}}
'''Donations Requested, Please.''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 14th of June, 2016. In this video, Chris yet again asks for donations, but this time, [[Barb]] appears in the video, in apparent need of asthma medications. When Barb comes into view, it's easily determined that she is in poor state, and not talking at all. Chris claims he needs $100, even though he gets a [[tugboat]] every month. However, this may be one of Chris's "''serious''" requests because his mother wouldn't let him ask for fake donations to buy worthless junk, [[Barbara_Chandler#Pampering_of_Chris|''right'']]?

It's worth noting that in the background of the video you can see Chris' toys (and from other videos we know the house is packed with them). The fact that his first strategy for urgent monetary needs is to [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e-beg]] instead of trying to sell any of his valuable belongings (like his [[video game]] consoles) goes to show how little he really cares about the issue, or at least how ill-equipped he is as an adult to handle this and other situations in life. The fact that [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|in the subsequent video Barb is shown in a near-comatose state]] only aggravates the entire situation.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Donations Requested, Please.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=tS8OOHFYkAA}}
| stardate =14 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]
| next
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==

Hello, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home! And I definitely have a more urgent and special request.

[Chris begins to pan the camera to [[Barb]]] My mother really needs her medication for her asthma. That's her right there, Barbara.

[sigh] Anyway, it's like 100$, so I really need the money because we don't have 100$. So yeah, just like I said earlier, you can all donations directly to my email address via PayPal. If you don't know how, there's a link to a video underneath this one, so please help us. Have a good day, thank you.

Donations Requested, Please.

2016-06-15T17:49:25Z

Kek: adding link to video games

{{Transcription}}
'''Donations Requested, Please.''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 14th of June, 2016. In this video, Chris yet again asks for donations, but this time, [[Barb]] appears in the video, in apparent need of asthma medications. When Barb comes into view, it's easily determined that she is in poor state, and not talking at all. Chris claims he needs $100, even though he gets a [[tugboat]] every month. However, this may be one of Chris's "''serious''" requests because his mother wouldn't let him ask for fake donations to buy worthless junk, [[Barbara_Chandler#Pampering_of_Chris|''right'']]?

It's worth noting that in the background of the video you can see Chris' toys (and from other videos we know the house is packed with them). The fact that his first strategy for urgent monetary needs is to [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e-beg]] instead of trying to sell any of this valuable belongings (like his [[video game]] consoles) goes to show how little he really cares about the issue, or at least how ill-equipped he is as an adult to handle this and other situations in life. The fact that [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|in the subsequent video Barb is shown in a near-comatose state]] only aggravates the entire situation.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Donations Requested, Please.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=tS8OOHFYkAA}}
| stardate =14 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]
| next
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==

Hello, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home! And I definitely have a more urgent and special request.

[Chris begins to pan the camera to [[Barb]]] My mother really needs her medication for her asthma. That's her right there, Barbara.

[sigh] Anyway, it's like 100$, so I really need the money because we don't have 100$. So yeah, just like I said earlier, you can all donations directly to my email address via PayPal. If you don't know how, there's a link to a video underneath this one, so please help us. Have a good day, thank you.

Donations Requested, Please.

2016-06-15T17:47:14Z

Kek: correcting writing from last edit

{{Transcription}}
'''Donations Requested, Please.''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 14th of June, 2016. In this video, Chris yet again asks for donations, but this time, [[Barb]] appears in the video, in apparent need of asthma medications. When Barb comes into view, it's easily determined that she is in poor state, and not talking at all. Chris claims he needs $100, even though he gets a [[tugboat]] every month. However, this may be one of Chris's "''serious''" requests because his mother wouldn't let him ask for fake donations to buy worthless junk, [[Barbara_Chandler#Pampering_of_Chris|''right'']]?

It's worth noting that in the background of the video you can see Chris' toys (and from other videos we know the house is packed with them). The fact that his first strategy for urgent monetary needs is to [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e-beg]] instead of trying to sell any of this valuable belongings (like his video-game consoles) goes to show how little he really cares about the issue, or at least how ill-equipped he is as an adult to handle this and other situations in life. The fact that [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|in the subsequent video Barb is shown in a near-comatose state]] only aggravates the entire situation.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Donations Requested, Please.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=tS8OOHFYkAA}}
| stardate =14 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]
| next
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==

Hello, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home! And I definitely have a more urgent and special request.

[Chris begins to pan the camera to [[Barb]]] My mother really needs her medication for her asthma. That's her right there, Barbara.

[sigh] Anyway, it's like 100$, so I really need the money because we don't have 100$. So yeah, just like I said earlier, you can all donations directly to my email address via PayPal. If you don't know how, there's a link to a video underneath this one, so please help us. Have a good day, thank you.

Donations Requested, Please.

2016-06-15T17:46:02Z

Kek: adding a paragraph about how stupid it is to e-beg when you're in dire need of cash

{{Transcription}}
'''Donations Requested, Please.''' is a video [[Chris]] made on the 14th of June, 2016. In this video, Chris yet again asks for donations, but this time, [[Barb]] appears in the video, in apparent need of asthma medications. When Barb comes into view, it's easily determined that she is in poor state, and not talking at all. Chris claims he needs $100, even though he gets a [[tugboat]] every month. However, this may be one of Chris's "''serious''" requests because his mother wouldn't let him ask for fake donations to buy worthless junk, [[Barbara_Chandler#Pampering_of_Chris|''right'']]?

It's worth noting that in the background of the video you can see Chris' toys (and from other videos we know the house is packed with them). The fact that his first strategy for urgent monetary needs is to [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|e-beg]] instead of trying to sell any of this valuable belongings (like his video-game consoles) goes to show how little he really cares about the issue, or at least how ill-equipped he is as an adult to handle with these and other situations in life. The fact that [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|in the subsequent video Barb is shown in a near-comatose state]] only aggravates the entire situation.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Donations Requested, Please.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=tS8OOHFYkAA}}
| stardate =14 [[June 2016]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]
| next
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

via YouTube Capture}}

==Transcript==

Hello, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home! And I definitely have a more urgent and special request.

[Chris begins to pan the camera to [[Barb]]] My mother really needs her medication for her asthma. That's her right there, Barbara.

[sigh] Anyway, it's like 100$, so I really need the money because we don't have 100$. So yeah, just like I said earlier, you can all donations directly to my email address via PayPal. If you don't know how, there's a link to a video underneath this one, so please help us. Have a good day, thank you.

Anna McLerran

2015-10-23T18:22:45Z

Kek: Linking "care package" to Destruction_Of_Chris's_House#Aftermath_and_reaction

{{Articleofthenow}}

[[Image:Anamc.jpg|thumb|Never trust a Mormon.]]

'''Anna McLerran''' (born 30 July [[1985]]<ref>Anna [https://archive.today/D1ev6 stated on Facebook] that 30 July 2014 was her 29th birthday, meaning that she was born on 30 July 1985.</ref>) is a [[gal pal]] and [[white knight]] who met [[Chris]] through her job at the Pac Sun in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris was brought to her attention when, during the [[Love Quest]] era, he started advertising himself in front of the store. This inspired her short story [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]], published early in [[2005]].<ref>[http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html]</ref>

After publishing the story she befriended Chris and he threw her a surprise birthday party. Chris made romantic advances towards her until she told him she was a [[Chris and religion|Mormon]] and a [[Homos|lesbian]], even before coming out to family, in order to rebuff his advances.<ref>Via [http://www.formspring.me/AMcLerran Formspring]:"...it was the only way to get him to stop thinking of me as a 'candidate'..."</ref><ref>[http://thundercamp.tumblr.com/post/2784133782/tell-your-parents-something-youve-been-witholding Anna's Tumblr page]</ref> Chris refers to her as proof that he can be friends with [[homos|homosexuals]].<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

Most people who observe Chris intensely dislike Anna, as she is not seen to be a genuine friend to Chris; sometimes even equated with [[Barb]] in terms of making Chris worse, because like Barb, she has (or at least has had in the past) considerable influence over Chris, but seldom uses it to help him improve his life. Chris's observers note that [[28 October 2011|the first time]] Chris ran afoul of the law, she made a joke ''about him getting raped in prison'' on [[Facebook]], not exactly what friends say in these situations. Moreover, after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|his house burned down]], while even the denizens of the CWCki Forums were putting together a [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House#Aftermath_and_reaction|care package]] for Chris, Anna was nowhere to be seen - until she popped up on one of Chris's Facebook statuses to discuss irrelevant drama, and was promptly called out for not even pretending to care that her "friend's" house had burned to the ground.

It should also be noted that Anna was initially a troll of sorts, sharing her interactions with Chris on the [[CWCki Forums]], at one point hosting a conference call with leading trolls wherein she primarily talked about herself, and seemingly only turned to counter-trolling when she didn't get the adoration she'd anticipated from the trolling community. Despite her apparent apathy to Chris or his problems (beyond the trolls of course), Anna is also known to lash out at people who threaten her privileged position by befriending Chris, including [[Kim Wilson]], a long-time friend of Chris's that he knows IRL, whom Anna tried to falsely out as a troll.

In short, most believe Anna is an attention-seeker who pretends to be Chris's friend for her own benefit, tries to function as his gatekeeper to give herself some illusion of power, and (nowadays, at least) only occasionally involves herself in his affairs for a fresh fix of attention, and by all accounts, she only associates with Chris in order to feel better about her own insecurities, that way she can say at least someone is worse off than she is.

Even Chris doesn't seem to deem her to be a friend anymore - as of 2015, he has been pining for the return of his [[gal-pals]] because he has no friends or social life, with no mention of Anna.

==Protection of Chris==

After Christian discovered The Crazy Pacer story on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Anna felt a need to defend Chris against the internet at large. In a textbook case of [[White knight|white knighting]], she edited Chris's ED page. Anna added a new section to the article, in an attempt to paint Chris as a [[Chris and fashion|goofy clown]], rather than a [[12 October 2009|perverse psychotic]].

{{quote|I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of [[Random-access humor|humor]]. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good.|Note from Anniebannany<ref>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=next&oldid=1997694799</ref>}}

This passage was so masturbatory that ED users assumed Chris himself wrote it, and it was credited accordingly. However, in [[December 2009]], Anna admitted to writing the article section herself.<ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6427862439</ref> It is unknown why she had actually befriended him, but according to her, her intentions were pure. <ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/40869014897045504</ref>

{{quote|C-Chan continues to crack me up with his antics. I know he's straight, but LAWD. If that boy would just heed even a few of my warnings, I flatter myself to think he'd go far.|Anna (clearly delusional)<ref>http://annamclerran.blogspot.com/2009/01/el-dee-ess-bee-see.html</ref>}}

On the night of 5 [[December 2009]], Anna complained about socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Ritchie|Nicole Ritchie]] having appropriated a classic picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to use against faux-punk guitarist [[Wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]]. Anna, self-appointed guardian of Chris, kicked up a stink, demanding that the picture be taken down, as if it could not be found elsewhere. According to Anna, "he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(",<ref name="twitpic">http://twitpic.com/s7pfi</ref> ignoring the substantial amount of depravity that he exhibits without any outside encouragement. Anna went on to criticize the CWCki and other sources of the truth about Chris, claiming that "there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. [[Death threats|super nice]]."<ref name="twitpic"/> This is all very amusing when you consider her initial reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"<ref>[http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6377147359 Anna's Twitter]</ref>

In [[April 2012]], after Chris's [[Facebook]] status about his claims to losing his [[virgin with rage|virgin]]ity became public, Anna (using the name Fighta Jet Lopez) lashed out against trolls, and tried to offer Chris advice about befriending people online that he didn't know in real life.<ref>http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/435/anacwc.png</ref>
{{-}}

Needless to say, Anna isn't popular amongst the troll community, since she not only remains a [[White knight|staunch defender]] of Chris' antics, but is also pretty delusional, especially when the evidence of Chris' [[Tomgirl Pictures|own]] [[Death threats|mental]] [[28 October 2011|instability]] is practically hitting her right in the face. Like Christian's parents, Anna is an enabler, albeit an indirect one, who opts to tell Chris [[Chris and his Ego|what he wants to hear]] instead of what he ''should'' hear. For example, in a response to Chris's complaining about fan-made [[My Little Pony]] videos on his [[Facebook]] page on June 26th, 2012, she had this to say:

{{quote|"I'm still [[Naïve|amazed]] at how so many [[Trolls|people]] think they can justify baiting and trolling an autistic man by calling him naive or saying he deserves it for _____. [[Twin Falling Towers|There]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|is]] [[Death threats|nothing]] [[6 June 2010|you]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|could]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|do]], Christian, that would make you deserve ANY of this treatment."|Anna. Again, [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|clearly delusional]].<ref>http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/582/holycrapyouaredelusiona.png</ref>}}
{{-}}

If you need any more proof about this mollycoddling, delusional behavior, however, consider [[Facebook#Gay Marriage|a certain post Chris made on his Facebook page]], which struck a nerve with Anna because of its blatant anti-homosexual tones. Despite both Anna and [[Kim]] - usually staunch rivals - calling him out on it, he brushed them both off, not even offering Anna, herself a homosexual, an apology for his behavior in the thread.

Despite this, what did Anna say mere weeks later?

{{quote|"Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, '''[[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White knight#Autism does not excuse a terrible person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]'''. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death threats|monster]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think."|Anna. Do we really need to say it again?}}
{{-}}

Keep in mind that this comes on the heels of not just a homophobic post he made, but a leak where he demanded that somebody murder Mimms' girlfriend.
It is ''very'' apparent that when it comes to [[white knight]] attitudes, Anna sits as queen, blissfully ignoring Chris' obvious problems and cheering him on, possibly until the day she dies.

Ironically, despite her encouragement, she has shown a severe dislike towards fellow Facebook white knight [[Kim Wilson]], suspecting her of being a troll. This is probably because although Kim also tries to improve Chris, she actually gives constructive and often harsh criticism rather than just confirming his ridiculous ideas and telling him what he wants to hear. Even more ironically, despite being one of Chris' most outspoken and staunch defenders online, Anna neither commented on nor showed any signs of helping Chris out when his house burned down, which ultimately means that his ''trolls'' have been more active in getting him back on his feet that his defenders. Make of that what you will.

===Twitter ramblings about Chris===
Following Anna's Facebook responses to Chris's loss of virginity, she saw an influx of trolls trying to befriend her on Facebook and follow her on [[Twitter]]. Despite voicing her hostility to the people who were following her only because they were trolling Chris, she continued to talk about him and them. Anna has since set her Twitter to private.<ref>https://twitter.com/#!/ourladyanna</ref>

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Day
! Time
|-
| I'm fed up with the way people have treated my friend over the years. He doesn't deserve the hand life dealt him, and it's stopping now.<ref name ="tweet2">http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1281/tweet2.png</ref>
| 12 April 2012
| 10:37 PM
|-
| dear [[Christian Weston Chandler|fat, ugly manchildren]] constantly trying to add me on facebook to screencap my interactions with christian: you are all getting blocked.<ref name="tweet2"/>
| 13 April 2012
| 9:23 PM
|-
| and a special fuck you to any of you cunts who follow me on twitter purely in case i say something about chris.<ref name="tweet2"/>
| 13 April 2012
|9:24 PM
|-
| so much negativity...some people need to go live their own lives! well actually, everyone needs to. ha<ref name="tweet1">http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1746/tweet1.png</ref>
| 15 April 2012
| 12:10 AM
|-
| tell me, basement dwellers, what are you hoping to accomplish with this? i'm a bit too evolved to take your bait. get a life, please.<ref name="tweet1"/>
| 15 April 2012
| 1:45 PM
|-
|}

===Chris dons the armour===

On 5 [[May 2012]] Chris and Anna reversed roles when he posted a [[Facebook#Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!|Facebook note]] in which he played the part of the white knight:

{{quote|She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. [...] Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend.

Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.|Chris}}

Chris has stood up for Anna in the past as well. On 14 [[March 2010]] he wrote a [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|blog post]] on the [[CWCipedia]] asking the CWCki's webmaster to remove from her website all mentions of Anna's name (and of the names of several other acquaintances of his) in the same way all mentions of [[The Wallflower]]'s real name were removed from the CWCki.

===Disagreements with Chris===

On 28 March 2013, Chris posted the following to his [[Facebook]] account, complaining about media coverage of the historic [[wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Hollingsworth v. Perry]] Supreme Court deliberations:

{{quote|Another thing that really Grinds My Gears:

I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!|Chris on Facebook, 28 [[March 2013]]}}

To widespread surprise, Anna defied her usual pattern of being a mindless enabler to inform Chris that his logic was a bit [[slow in the mind]], in a change of the status quo that suggested Chris' antics were beginning to alienate even his staunchest defenders:

{{quote|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays|Anna, beginning to tire of Chris' nonsense}}

The next day, Chris responded:

{{quote|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?|Chris, [[Honor roll|not making any sense whatsoever]]}}

As seen above, Chris's reply was nothing but an incoherent red herring, completely side-stepping the original question of why it was right for lesbians to marry and not right for gay men to. The real answer, of course, is because, to Chris, gay men are disgusting and [[Homos#Views on lesbianism|lesbians are hot]].

===Anti-troll plea to Catie===
On 18 [[December 2014]], it was leaked on the CWCki Forums that Anna desperately tried to stop [[Catherine|Catie]] from continuing her relationship with Chris, as Anna suspected (correctly) that Catie was a troll posing as a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Unfortunately for Anna, [[Catherine#The Date|Chris had met Catie at that point]] and was completely infatuated - Anna was fighting a losing battle. This incident does however reveal that Anna is still at least peripherally involved in Chris' life, despite the apparent silence since their spat over gay marriage.

Her last-ditch attempt to dislodge Catie was an attempted appeal to Catie's humanity: <ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/2014-dec-18-annas-anti-troll-plea-to-catie.6596/</ref>

{{quoteboxred|You really need to leave Christian alone. It's so painfully obvious to anyone on the outside that you have a fake profile specifically designed to troll him. Just about every paragraph holds a clue against you. The fake license was a pathetic effort, but one you knew would work well enough on someone [[naive]]. Too bad you used the wrong font, didn't match the background color, made your fake signature longer than the signature box would allow, and forgot to put the second signature over the picture.

I don't care what you're hoping to get out of this--whether you want to troll him to do something funny, or simply get him to trust you to ultimately help him. You are doing far more damage than you think. You're messing with an autistic man who simply won't see the truth because he wants the lie so badly. And that's sick. You're not just messing with him, though--you're messing with his mom, and you're messing with me.

Whatever your opinion of his mom is, it doesn't give you the right to break her heart either. She doesn't deserve to be given false hope that maybe her son HAS found a soul mate and WILL be taken care of after she's gone. Because that's her greatest fear, and you're playing on it like a predator.

So just stop. I know you're probably pretending to be upset with him right now so that you'll get him desperate enough to do whatever you tell him. It's obscene. Let it go, walk away. Delete the fake accounts, and never do anything like this again.}}

That Anna would make these criticisms of Catherine is highly ironic. Anna chastises Catherine for playing to Chris's self-harmful delusions, even if she's doing it to help him - the very delusions Anna has been callously nurturing for years, believing she was ''doing it to help him''.

The overall point of her message to Catherine illustrates that her pontifical attitude towards Chris has undergone no change as it has coursed through the river of time. It's possible that Chris's [[October 2014 Facebook Posts|recent announcements]] regarding LGBT affairs have coerced her to forgive him for his unflinching homophobia.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:AVDYT01-001.jpg
Image:0689-ANNABD2.JPG|
Image:0690-ANNABD3.JPG|A seemingly innocent party...
Image:0691-ANNABD4.JPG|...with cards...
Image:0692-ANNABD5.JPG|...the close company of friends...
Image:0693-AnnaBD7.JPG|...cake...
Image:0697-AnnaBD10.JPG|...(too hard to tell)...
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|...aaaaaaaaaand here's Chris.
Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|One of these people is more awkward than the others.
Image:0696-AnnaBD6.JPG|Yes, she was smiling, but you can see that on the inside she was dying.
File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|"Modest Manna", a Mormon [[My Little Pony]] based on Anna.
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:McLerran, Anna}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Homos]]

2014 house fire

2015-10-23T18:15:46Z

Kek: /* Aftermath and reaction */ image gallery

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{Quote|FIRE! 2:00 AM. [[Jerkop|911]] arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; [[Mass debating|bathroom]]; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]], [[Clover and Snoopy|both dogs]], [[Chris|me]], and [[Chandler Cats|Lucy]] and my [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.|Chris, 10 January 2014}}

On 10 January 2014, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] was devastated by '''an early morning fire'''. Chris first mentioned it on [[Facebook]], and it was confirmed later that day when [[Charlottesville]]'s local CBS affiliate WCAV-TV broadcast a brief news report on the incident.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==The Fire==
Shortly after the fire, leaked emails and Facebook posts from Chris helped set up his version of the timeline of events that fateful night. Naturally, what we heard from Chris and what was written in the official fire report obtained months later were quite different. Chris initially claimed that the fire started around 2:00 A.M.; however, the official report states that the 911 call wasn't received until 2:44 A.M. This is in line with what WCAV reported as well.

===Chris's Timeline of Events===
*'''2:00 EST''': According to Chris, this was approximately when the fire began.
*'''2:00-2:10''': Chris claimed that a fire extinguisher was present or was retrieved, and that there was an attempt to extinguish the fire, which ultimately failed. After the failed attempt to extinguish the fire, Chris evacuated the household, along with Barbara and the Chandler pets. Sometime during this period, emergency services were called.
*'''2:10''': Local firefighters arrive at the scene.

===Actual Timeline of Events===
[[File:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's house on fire. This photo is believed to have been taken around 4:00 A.M., more than an hour after the fire started.]]
The official fire report states that Chris's 911 call was actually [[Chris and reality|received at 2:44 A.M.]] and that fire personnel were on scene about 15 minutes later. WCAV stated the fire started around 3:00am. Almost immediately, the fire department asked for additional support to help fight the fire. The fire was put out by 6 A.M., and the scene was cleared by 7:00 A.M.

*'''2:45''': Dispatch tones 4 fire stations (Dyke, Ruckersville, Standardsville Fire, and Greene County Rescue Squad.) Dispatch relays "Fire in the downstairs bathroom."
*'''3:01''': Dispatcher relays that a lot of smoke is coming from the basement and flames are visible at the top of the steps.
*'''3:01''': Engine 11 requests Orange Company provide additional manpower.
*'''3:05''': Engine 21 is on scene and reports heavy smoke.
*'''3:06''': Engine 11 is on scene.
*'''3:13''': BVille (Burtonville?) Fire has been called for support.
*'''3:37''': Command requests dispatch contact the power company.
*'''3:45''': The fire has been burning for at least an hour at this point.
*'''3:47''': Station 2 is called for additional manpower.
*'''3:53''': Station 1 is called for additional manpower.
*'''4:05''': Heavy fire coming through roof.
*'''4:07''': Command requests Hollymead for additional manpower.
*'''4:45''': The fire has been burning for about two hours at this point.
*'''4:47''': Madison County contacted for additional personnel.
*'''5:00''': Rescue 401 leaves scene to transport one patient (Probably the injured firefighter) to Martha Jefferson Hospital.
*'''5:22''': Chris first breaks the news about the house fire on Facebook. He commented twice on the post in quick succession, lamenting the loss of personal belongings and the memories of his home, as well as stating he was able to salvage his mother's medication and his wallet. At the time of the posting, he was boarding with a generous neighbor.
*'''5-57-7:11''': All the remaining units on-scene are cleared to return to their stations.
*'''7:10''': Chris posted an angry comment on [[Wikipedia:Keurig|Keurig]]'s Facebook page, producer of the coffee brewer, blaming faulty wiring in the product for creating the spark that created the fire. Chris then admitted to operating the coffee brewer within the bathroom after responding to a comment from his friend [[William Elliott Waterman]], who vainly tried to calm Chris down and not seek vengeance so soon after the fire.
*'''Later''': An e-mail from Chris is released giving more information about the event. It is revealed that Chris and Barbara were allowed to enter the house and retrieve [[Lego|necessities]] for living from the house, and are currently receiving [[Rental House|accommodation]] from their insurer while investigation and "repairs" are conducted.

<center>{{collapsible
|Fire Report
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:FireReport001.jpg
File:FireReport002.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

There is no official word as to the cause of the fire, but the person who leaked the above fire report documents claims that it was caused by a spark from an extension cord run through the bathroom door, the plastic coating of which had worn away.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fire-report-docs.4849/#post-337450</ref> Chris admitted to [[Catherine]] that he was using an extension cord in the bathroom to plug in a Keurig coffee maker located in an adjacent room. The cord was looped over the top of the door, and the friction caused by the motion of the door had abraded the cord, starting the fire. Chris claimed that the brewer was off when the fire started, although he admitted that [[Honor roll|it wasn't unplugged]]. Why the Chandlers had an extension cord running out of the bathroom to plug in a coffee maker is anyone's guess, but it probably has something to do with Barb's hoarding. It is worth noting that in [[Tour of Chris's House II|Chris's recent video tour of his home]], coffee cups are spotted around his bathroom sink, suggesting that the bathroom has become the primary source of water. Said video also shows the blatant fire hazard that was his home, with piles of paper and plastic inside a barely standing structure of dry wood.

==Victims and survivors==
Chris reports that he, his mother, and his pets Clover, Snoopy and Lucy escaped the blaze unharmed. Unfortunately, one of his cats was killed in the blaze, and was discovered by the cleaners. Chris buried it in the backyard. It is unknown whether this was Scamper or Kitty, or what happened to the other cat before the fire, but it is likely that this death gives Chris nowhere near as much pain as the death of [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] did.

According to the news report, one of the firefighters suffered minor, unspecified injuries while putting out the fire. Considering how difficult it had been for Chris to navigate his junk-ridden hallways, it is likely that, in the rush to fight the fire, one firefighter may have tripped over the clutter or initiated an avalanche of [[navy]]-coated bric-a-bracs. Chris told Catherine and Al that firefighters were unable to enter the house through either door because of the hoard, and had to climb in through windows.

=== Firefighters ===
Unlike the local police departments of Greene County, Chris has historically been ambivalent towards firefighters. However, in the aftermath of the house fire, Chris and his mother both apparently blame the "greedy firefighters" for the absence of some of their personal possessions (which included a cheap knock-off painting and Barb's purse), effectively accusing them of theft. This information was revealed in an [[Misc_E-mails#Greedy_Firefighter|email]] leak after the incident. Insinuating that one of the brave and selfless firefighters who saved his home openly [[Chris and his Ego|stole from him]], especially when there were no grounds whatsoever for his implications, was a new low even for Chris. Once again, Chris showed complete ingratitude for anyone who tries to help him. Only time will tell if the Ruckersville Fire Department will again play a major part in Chris's pathetic life.

==Extent of destruction==
[[File:14305011100_debcde366f_b.jpg|thumb|Photo of the melted Lego Manchester High School, taken within the house on 11 Jan 2014.]]
It can be assumed that the Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to save his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes and shoes, and his iPhone (as shown in [[Brushfire Video|a later video uploaded through YouTube Capture]]). Soon after the fire, Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]], suggesting that he managed to save his Wii U and possibly at least one of his [[3DS]]'s. He was also seen on his PSN, showing that he either still had his [[PS3]], or that he promptly acquired another. He even had his old [[PSEye]].

Chris stated on Facebook that everything else was "considered physically lost." However, he later revealed to Catherine that his mother had rented a storage unit to hold items which had been recovered from the house. Al and Catherine also noted that the rental house was piled high with boxes and trash. As is typical of hoarders, Barb probably decided that much that was burned or water-damaged was actually salvageable.

A troll visited the house two days after the fire, and found that while the exterior structure of the house appeared largely intact, there was apparently sufficient damage to the roof that it had to be covered over with plastic cladding. Some of the exterior wood paneling had also warped and twisted, presumably due to being near where the fire was burning at its strongest, though due to the house's exact layout being unknown, it's hard to say where exactly this was. The house's windows had been boarded over (as is standard in house fires of this kind), making it impossible to get any exact details on the house's interior condition.

It is unclear to what extent Chris's personal possessions survived the flames. The [[Lego]] [[Manchester High School|High School]] escaped only partially melted, and he was able to use some of the smoky pieces to reconstruct the structure. He also employed his creative geinus to build an [[ReBrick#Billboard Person from Melting Chaos|original sculpture]] out of the damaged pieces. Two copies of his [[Manchester High School|high school]] yearbooks survived, albeit with smoke and water damage. At least one of his [[Pixelblocks]] creations and one [[medallion]] survived. In reply to a comment on his [[eBay]] auction of his autographed photos, Chris confirmed that the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" shirt]] was lost in the flames. He also confirmed that his Nintendo Gamecube was a goner aswell. No word yet on the original [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] and Chris's other [[Chris and art|art]], [[the Wall of Originals]], the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Crumple-Lope]], the [[Megatron pistol]], the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]], the portal to [[CWCville]], the [[Attraction Sign]]s, the [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]], and the [[Plush Breasts]].

Over his year in exile, Chris bought multiple Lego sets to replace those lost. He also bought Uncut ''Sailor Moon'' DVDs to replace the ones he gifted to Megan some seven years prior.

==Aftermath and reaction==
In one of the most interesting and significant events regarding [[Chris]]'s <s>fan</s>trollbase, a care package was put together from online donations, initially pooling a few hundred dollars in a matter of hours. The total amount in donations was worth almost a thousand american dollars<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fire-relief-fund.2855/page-12#post-169127</ref> and consisted of basic necessities with a few amenities throw in (markers, paints and modeling stuff).

After being sent an incident occurred when a [[weening|troll]] used the tracking number that was posted on the Internet to have the package returned midway. The package was eventually held at a post office in [[Charlottesville]] and withdrew by the Chandlers. Chris made a polite [[Facebook]] post about it in which he expressed his distaste for the [[CWCki]]. A note was sent alongside the goods:

<blockquote>Hey Chris!

Your Sonichu friends have heard about the house fire, and to help you out we put together a care package as CWC as we could! In a few days, 34 donated and collected over $900 towards getting this stuff out to you!
Since your bathroom is where it started, I’ve focused on buying toiletries and hygienic stuff to keep you clean and healthy as you recover from the damages. I could not spend all the money collected, so I’ve also included a money order for $500 that you should give to your mother. She can cash it out and buy whatever you guys need to keep chugging. Don’t forget to get something nice for your pets, too!

I know you often feel that life is hopeless, but there’s good in the world and in people. I hope this package helps you see that. No person on the Internet can ever take away your right to be happy. You must find reasons to enjoy life, even when there are enemies trying to bring you down.

I’ve included some arts and crafts to help you take your mind off things. I think your fans would really like to see what you come up with, because it’s been a very long time since we’ve seen anything new from you. Try to create something that makes you happy and that you can be proud of.

Good luck with everything, Chris. Keep hate out of your heart and look forward to each day.
We will be around if you need us.
</blockquote>

<center><gallery>
[[File:Example.jpg]]
Carepackage box.jpg|Care package.
carepackage_contents.jpg|It's contents.
carepackage_letter.jpg|Note.
carepackage_facebook.png|Chris's update on Facebook.
</gallery></center>

==The Return of Chris's House==
On 3 [[December 2014]], Chris announced that 14 Branchland Court was being reconstructed, and by [[January 2015]] he was safely moved back in. Between those dates, however, he was forced to briefly stay at [[26 December 2014|Albemarle Regional Jail]].

==See also==
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Facebook posts Chris posted about the house fire.
* [[Misc E-mails]] - E-mails exchanged between Chris and his classmates about the house fire.
* [[Rental House]] - The Chandlers' temporary household after the incident.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Chris's house]]

File:Carepackage facebook.png

2015-10-23T18:14:30Z

Kek: Facebook post about the aid package sent to Chris after the house fire incident.

Facebook post about the aid package sent to Chris after the house fire incident.

File:Carepackage letter.jpg

2015-10-23T18:13:37Z

Kek: Note of the aid package sent to Chris after the house fire incident.

Note of the aid package sent to Chris after the house fire incident.

File:Carepackage contents.jpg

2015-10-23T18:12:24Z

Kek: Content of the aid package sent to Chris after the house fire incident.

Content of the aid package sent to Chris after the house fire incident.

File:Carepackage box.jpg

2015-10-23T18:10:56Z

Kek: Box of the aid package sent to Chris after the house fire incident.

Box of the aid package sent to Chris after the house fire incident.

2014 house fire

2015-10-23T18:03:34Z

Kek: fixing bad link to weening

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{Quote|FIRE! 2:00 AM. [[Jerkop|911]] arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; [[Mass debating|bathroom]]; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]], [[Clover and Snoopy|both dogs]], [[Chris|me]], and [[Chandler Cats|Lucy]] and my [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.|Chris, 10 January 2014}}

On 10 January 2014, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] was devastated by '''an early morning fire'''. Chris first mentioned it on [[Facebook]], and it was confirmed later that day when [[Charlottesville]]'s local CBS affiliate WCAV-TV broadcast a brief news report on the incident.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==The Fire==
Shortly after the fire, leaked emails and Facebook posts from Chris helped set up his version of the timeline of events that fateful night. Naturally, what we heard from Chris and what was written in the official fire report obtained months later were quite different. Chris initially claimed that the fire started around 2:00 A.M.; however, the official report states that the 911 call wasn't received until 2:44 A.M. This is in line with what WCAV reported as well.

===Chris's Timeline of Events===
*'''2:00 EST''': According to Chris, this was approximately when the fire began.
*'''2:00-2:10''': Chris claimed that a fire extinguisher was present or was retrieved, and that there was an attempt to extinguish the fire, which ultimately failed. After the failed attempt to extinguish the fire, Chris evacuated the household, along with Barbara and the Chandler pets. Sometime during this period, emergency services were called.
*'''2:10''': Local firefighters arrive at the scene.

===Actual Timeline of Events===
[[File:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's house on fire. This photo is believed to have been taken around 4:00 A.M., more than an hour after the fire started.]]
The official fire report states that Chris's 911 call was actually [[Chris and reality|received at 2:44 A.M.]] and that fire personnel were on scene about 15 minutes later. WCAV stated the fire started around 3:00am. Almost immediately, the fire department asked for additional support to help fight the fire. The fire was put out by 6 A.M., and the scene was cleared by 7:00 A.M.

*'''2:45''': Dispatch tones 4 fire stations (Dyke, Ruckersville, Standardsville Fire, and Greene County Rescue Squad.) Dispatch relays "Fire in the downstairs bathroom."
*'''3:01''': Dispatcher relays that a lot of smoke is coming from the basement and flames are visible at the top of the steps.
*'''3:01''': Engine 11 requests Orange Company provide additional manpower.
*'''3:05''': Engine 21 is on scene and reports heavy smoke.
*'''3:06''': Engine 11 is on scene.
*'''3:13''': BVille (Burtonville?) Fire has been called for support.
*'''3:37''': Command requests dispatch contact the power company.
*'''3:45''': The fire has been burning for at least an hour at this point.
*'''3:47''': Station 2 is called for additional manpower.
*'''3:53''': Station 1 is called for additional manpower.
*'''4:05''': Heavy fire coming through roof.
*'''4:07''': Command requests Hollymead for additional manpower.
*'''4:45''': The fire has been burning for about two hours at this point.
*'''4:47''': Madison County contacted for additional personnel.
*'''5:00''': Rescue 401 leaves scene to transport one patient (Probably the injured firefighter) to Martha Jefferson Hospital.
*'''5:22''': Chris first breaks the news about the house fire on Facebook. He commented twice on the post in quick succession, lamenting the loss of personal belongings and the memories of his home, as well as stating he was able to salvage his mother's medication and his wallet. At the time of the posting, he was boarding with a generous neighbor.
*'''5-57-7:11''': All the remaining units on-scene are cleared to return to their stations.
*'''7:10''': Chris posted an angry comment on [[Wikipedia:Keurig|Keurig]]'s Facebook page, producer of the coffee brewer, blaming faulty wiring in the product for creating the spark that created the fire. Chris then admitted to operating the coffee brewer within the bathroom after responding to a comment from his friend [[William Elliott Waterman]], who vainly tried to calm Chris down and not seek vengeance so soon after the fire.
*'''Later''': An e-mail from Chris is released giving more information about the event. It is revealed that Chris and Barbara were allowed to enter the house and retrieve [[Lego|necessities]] for living from the house, and are currently receiving [[Rental House|accommodation]] from their insurer while investigation and "repairs" are conducted.

<center>{{collapsible
|Fire Report
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:FireReport001.jpg
File:FireReport002.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

There is no official word as to the cause of the fire, but the person who leaked the above fire report documents claims that it was caused by a spark from an extension cord run through the bathroom door, the plastic coating of which had worn away.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fire-report-docs.4849/#post-337450</ref> Chris admitted to [[Catherine]] that he was using an extension cord in the bathroom to plug in a Keurig coffee maker located in an adjacent room. The cord was looped over the top of the door, and the friction caused by the motion of the door had abraded the cord, starting the fire. Chris claimed that the brewer was off when the fire started, although he admitted that [[Honor roll|it wasn't unplugged]]. Why the Chandlers had an extension cord running out of the bathroom to plug in a coffee maker is anyone's guess, but it probably has something to do with Barb's hoarding. It is worth noting that in [[Tour of Chris's House II|Chris's recent video tour of his home]], coffee cups are spotted around his bathroom sink, suggesting that the bathroom has become the primary source of water. Said video also shows the blatant fire hazard that was his home, with piles of paper and plastic inside a barely standing structure of dry wood.

==Victims and survivors==
Chris reports that he, his mother, and his pets Clover, Snoopy and Lucy escaped the blaze unharmed. Unfortunately, one of his cats was killed in the blaze, and was discovered by the cleaners. Chris buried it in the backyard. It is unknown whether this was Scamper or Kitty, or what happened to the other cat before the fire, but it is likely that this death gives Chris nowhere near as much pain as the death of [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] did.

According to the news report, one of the firefighters suffered minor, unspecified injuries while putting out the fire. Considering how difficult it had been for Chris to navigate his junk-ridden hallways, it is likely that, in the rush to fight the fire, one firefighter may have tripped over the clutter or initiated an avalanche of [[navy]]-coated bric-a-bracs. Chris told Catherine and Al that firefighters were unable to enter the house through either door because of the hoard, and had to climb in through windows.

=== Firefighters ===
Unlike the local police departments of Greene County, Chris has historically been ambivalent towards firefighters. However, in the aftermath of the house fire, Chris and his mother both apparently blame the "greedy firefighters" for the absence of some of their personal possessions (which included a cheap knock-off painting and Barb's purse), effectively accusing them of theft. This information was revealed in an [[Misc_E-mails#Greedy_Firefighter|email]] leak after the incident. Insinuating that one of the brave and selfless firefighters who saved his home openly [[Chris and his Ego|stole from him]], especially when there were no grounds whatsoever for his implications, was a new low even for Chris. Once again, Chris showed complete ingratitude for anyone who tries to help him. Only time will tell if the Ruckersville Fire Department will again play a major part in Chris's pathetic life.

==Extent of destruction==
[[File:14305011100_debcde366f_b.jpg|thumb|Photo of the melted Lego Manchester High School, taken within the house on 11 Jan 2014.]]
It can be assumed that the Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to save his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes and shoes, and his iPhone (as shown in [[Brushfire Video|a later video uploaded through YouTube Capture]]). Soon after the fire, Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]], suggesting that he managed to save his Wii U and possibly at least one of his [[3DS]]'s. He was also seen on his PSN, showing that he either still had his [[PS3]], or that he promptly acquired another. He even had his old [[PSEye]].

Chris stated on Facebook that everything else was "considered physically lost." However, he later revealed to Catherine that his mother had rented a storage unit to hold items which had been recovered from the house. Al and Catherine also noted that the rental house was piled high with boxes and trash. As is typical of hoarders, Barb probably decided that much that was burned or water-damaged was actually salvageable.

A troll visited the house two days after the fire, and found that while the exterior structure of the house appeared largely intact, there was apparently sufficient damage to the roof that it had to be covered over with plastic cladding. Some of the exterior wood paneling had also warped and twisted, presumably due to being near where the fire was burning at its strongest, though due to the house's exact layout being unknown, it's hard to say where exactly this was. The house's windows had been boarded over (as is standard in house fires of this kind), making it impossible to get any exact details on the house's interior condition.

It is unclear to what extent Chris's personal possessions survived the flames. The [[Lego]] [[Manchester High School|High School]] escaped only partially melted, and he was able to use some of the smoky pieces to reconstruct the structure. He also employed his creative geinus to build an [[ReBrick#Billboard Person from Melting Chaos|original sculpture]] out of the damaged pieces. Two copies of his [[Manchester High School|high school]] yearbooks survived, albeit with smoke and water damage. At least one of his [[Pixelblocks]] creations and one [[medallion]] survived. In reply to a comment on his [[eBay]] auction of his autographed photos, Chris confirmed that the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" shirt]] was lost in the flames. He also confirmed that his Nintendo Gamecube was a goner aswell. No word yet on the original [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] and Chris's other [[Chris and art|art]], [[the Wall of Originals]], the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Crumple-Lope]], the [[Megatron pistol]], the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]], the portal to [[CWCville]], the [[Attraction Sign]]s, the [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]], and the [[Plush Breasts]].

Over his year in exile, Chris bought multiple Lego sets to replace those lost. He also bought Uncut ''Sailor Moon'' DVDs to replace the ones he gifted to Megan some seven years prior.

==Aftermath and reaction==
In one of the most interesting and significant events regarding [[Chris]]'s <s>fan</s>trollbase, a care package was put together from online donations, initially pooling a few hundred dollars in a matter of hours. The total amount in donations was worth almost a thousand american dollars<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fire-relief-fund.2855/page-12#post-169127</ref> and consisted of basic necessities with a few amenities throw in (markers, paints and modeling stuff).

After being sent an incident occurred when a [[weening|troll]] used the tracking number that was posted on the Internet to have the package returned midway. The package was eventually held at a post office in [[Charlottesville]] and withdrew by the Chandlers. Chris made a polite [[Facebook]] post about it in which he expressed his distaste for the [[CWCki]]. A note was sent alongside the goods:

<blockquote>Hey Chris!

Your Sonichu friends have heard about the house fire, and to help you out we put together a care package as CWC as we could! In a few days, 34 donated and collected over $900 towards getting this stuff out to you!
Since your bathroom is where it started, I’ve focused on buying toiletries and hygienic stuff to keep you clean and healthy as you recover from the damages. I could not spend all the money collected, so I’ve also included a money order for $500 that you should give to your mother. She can cash it out and buy whatever you guys need to keep chugging. Don’t forget to get something nice for your pets, too!

I know you often feel that life is hopeless, but there’s good in the world and in people. I hope this package helps you see that. No person on the Internet can ever take away your right to be happy. You must find reasons to enjoy life, even when there are enemies trying to bring you down.

I’ve included some arts and crafts to help you take your mind off things. I think your fans would really like to see what you come up with, because it’s been a very long time since we’ve seen anything new from you. Try to create something that makes you happy and that you can be proud of.

Good luck with everything, Chris. Keep hate out of your heart and look forward to each day.
We will be around if you need us.
</blockquote>

==The Return of Chris's House==
On 3 [[December 2014]], Chris announced that 14 Branchland Court was being reconstructed, and by [[January 2015]] he was safely moved back in. Between those dates, however, he was forced to briefly stay at [[26 December 2014|Albemarle Regional Jail]].

==See also==
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Facebook posts Chris posted about the house fire.
* [[Misc E-mails]] - E-mails exchanged between Chris and his classmates about the house fire.
* [[Rental House]] - The Chandlers' temporary household after the incident.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Chris's house]]

2014 house fire

2015-10-23T18:01:47Z

Kek: New section "Aftermath and reaction" to talk about the care package that was delivered by Null

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{Quote|FIRE! 2:00 AM. [[Jerkop|911]] arrived ten minutes later. Did everything they could; started downstairs; [[Mass debating|bathroom]]; electrical; made it to the roof. Considering EVERYTHING, but [[Barbara Chandler|my mom]], [[Clover and Snoopy|both dogs]], [[Chris|me]], and [[Chandler Cats|Lucy]] and my [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]], shoes, clothes, whatnot on our backs made it out... Considered physically lost.|Chris, 10 January 2014}}

On 10 January 2014, [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] was devastated by '''an early morning fire'''. Chris first mentioned it on [[Facebook]], and it was confirmed later that day when [[Charlottesville]]'s local CBS affiliate WCAV-TV broadcast a brief news report on the incident.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==The Fire==
Shortly after the fire, leaked emails and Facebook posts from Chris helped set up his version of the timeline of events that fateful night. Naturally, what we heard from Chris and what was written in the official fire report obtained months later were quite different. Chris initially claimed that the fire started around 2:00 A.M.; however, the official report states that the 911 call wasn't received until 2:44 A.M. This is in line with what WCAV reported as well.

===Chris's Timeline of Events===
*'''2:00 EST''': According to Chris, this was approximately when the fire began.
*'''2:00-2:10''': Chris claimed that a fire extinguisher was present or was retrieved, and that there was an attempt to extinguish the fire, which ultimately failed. After the failed attempt to extinguish the fire, Chris evacuated the household, along with Barbara and the Chandler pets. Sometime during this period, emergency services were called.
*'''2:10''': Local firefighters arrive at the scene.

===Actual Timeline of Events===
[[File:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's house on fire. This photo is believed to have been taken around 4:00 A.M., more than an hour after the fire started.]]
The official fire report states that Chris's 911 call was actually [[Chris and reality|received at 2:44 A.M.]] and that fire personnel were on scene about 15 minutes later. WCAV stated the fire started around 3:00am. Almost immediately, the fire department asked for additional support to help fight the fire. The fire was put out by 6 A.M., and the scene was cleared by 7:00 A.M.

*'''2:45''': Dispatch tones 4 fire stations (Dyke, Ruckersville, Standardsville Fire, and Greene County Rescue Squad.) Dispatch relays "Fire in the downstairs bathroom."
*'''3:01''': Dispatcher relays that a lot of smoke is coming from the basement and flames are visible at the top of the steps.
*'''3:01''': Engine 11 requests Orange Company provide additional manpower.
*'''3:05''': Engine 21 is on scene and reports heavy smoke.
*'''3:06''': Engine 11 is on scene.
*'''3:13''': BVille (Burtonville?) Fire has been called for support.
*'''3:37''': Command requests dispatch contact the power company.
*'''3:45''': The fire has been burning for at least an hour at this point.
*'''3:47''': Station 2 is called for additional manpower.
*'''3:53''': Station 1 is called for additional manpower.
*'''4:05''': Heavy fire coming through roof.
*'''4:07''': Command requests Hollymead for additional manpower.
*'''4:45''': The fire has been burning for about two hours at this point.
*'''4:47''': Madison County contacted for additional personnel.
*'''5:00''': Rescue 401 leaves scene to transport one patient (Probably the injured firefighter) to Martha Jefferson Hospital.
*'''5:22''': Chris first breaks the news about the house fire on Facebook. He commented twice on the post in quick succession, lamenting the loss of personal belongings and the memories of his home, as well as stating he was able to salvage his mother's medication and his wallet. At the time of the posting, he was boarding with a generous neighbor.
*'''5-57-7:11''': All the remaining units on-scene are cleared to return to their stations.
*'''7:10''': Chris posted an angry comment on [[Wikipedia:Keurig|Keurig]]'s Facebook page, producer of the coffee brewer, blaming faulty wiring in the product for creating the spark that created the fire. Chris then admitted to operating the coffee brewer within the bathroom after responding to a comment from his friend [[William Elliott Waterman]], who vainly tried to calm Chris down and not seek vengeance so soon after the fire.
*'''Later''': An e-mail from Chris is released giving more information about the event. It is revealed that Chris and Barbara were allowed to enter the house and retrieve [[Lego|necessities]] for living from the house, and are currently receiving [[Rental House|accommodation]] from their insurer while investigation and "repairs" are conducted.

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There is no official word as to the cause of the fire, but the person who leaked the above fire report documents claims that it was caused by a spark from an extension cord run through the bathroom door, the plastic coating of which had worn away.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fire-report-docs.4849/#post-337450</ref> Chris admitted to [[Catherine]] that he was using an extension cord in the bathroom to plug in a Keurig coffee maker located in an adjacent room. The cord was looped over the top of the door, and the friction caused by the motion of the door had abraded the cord, starting the fire. Chris claimed that the brewer was off when the fire started, although he admitted that [[Honor roll|it wasn't unplugged]]. Why the Chandlers had an extension cord running out of the bathroom to plug in a coffee maker is anyone's guess, but it probably has something to do with Barb's hoarding. It is worth noting that in [[Tour of Chris's House II|Chris's recent video tour of his home]], coffee cups are spotted around his bathroom sink, suggesting that the bathroom has become the primary source of water. Said video also shows the blatant fire hazard that was his home, with piles of paper and plastic inside a barely standing structure of dry wood.

==Victims and survivors==
Chris reports that he, his mother, and his pets Clover, Snoopy and Lucy escaped the blaze unharmed. Unfortunately, one of his cats was killed in the blaze, and was discovered by the cleaners. Chris buried it in the backyard. It is unknown whether this was Scamper or Kitty, or what happened to the other cat before the fire, but it is likely that this death gives Chris nowhere near as much pain as the death of [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] did.

According to the news report, one of the firefighters suffered minor, unspecified injuries while putting out the fire. Considering how difficult it had been for Chris to navigate his junk-ridden hallways, it is likely that, in the rush to fight the fire, one firefighter may have tripped over the clutter or initiated an avalanche of [[navy]]-coated bric-a-bracs. Chris told Catherine and Al that firefighters were unable to enter the house through either door because of the hoard, and had to climb in through windows.

=== Firefighters ===
Unlike the local police departments of Greene County, Chris has historically been ambivalent towards firefighters. However, in the aftermath of the house fire, Chris and his mother both apparently blame the "greedy firefighters" for the absence of some of their personal possessions (which included a cheap knock-off painting and Barb's purse), effectively accusing them of theft. This information was revealed in an [[Misc_E-mails#Greedy_Firefighter|email]] leak after the incident. Insinuating that one of the brave and selfless firefighters who saved his home openly [[Chris and his Ego|stole from him]], especially when there were no grounds whatsoever for his implications, was a new low even for Chris. Once again, Chris showed complete ingratitude for anyone who tries to help him. Only time will tell if the Ruckersville Fire Department will again play a major part in Chris's pathetic life.

==Extent of destruction==
[[File:14305011100_debcde366f_b.jpg|thumb|Photo of the melted Lego Manchester High School, taken within the house on 11 Jan 2014.]]
It can be assumed that the Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to save his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes and shoes, and his iPhone (as shown in [[Brushfire Video|a later video uploaded through YouTube Capture]]). Soon after the fire, Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]], suggesting that he managed to save his Wii U and possibly at least one of his [[3DS]]'s. He was also seen on his PSN, showing that he either still had his [[PS3]], or that he promptly acquired another. He even had his old [[PSEye]].

Chris stated on Facebook that everything else was "considered physically lost." However, he later revealed to Catherine that his mother had rented a storage unit to hold items which had been recovered from the house. Al and Catherine also noted that the rental house was piled high with boxes and trash. As is typical of hoarders, Barb probably decided that much that was burned or water-damaged was actually salvageable.

A troll visited the house two days after the fire, and found that while the exterior structure of the house appeared largely intact, there was apparently sufficient damage to the roof that it had to be covered over with plastic cladding. Some of the exterior wood paneling had also warped and twisted, presumably due to being near where the fire was burning at its strongest, though due to the house's exact layout being unknown, it's hard to say where exactly this was. The house's windows had been boarded over (as is standard in house fires of this kind), making it impossible to get any exact details on the house's interior condition.

It is unclear to what extent Chris's personal possessions survived the flames. The [[Lego]] [[Manchester High School|High School]] escaped only partially melted, and he was able to use some of the smoky pieces to reconstruct the structure. He also employed his creative geinus to build an [[ReBrick#Billboard Person from Melting Chaos|original sculpture]] out of the damaged pieces. Two copies of his [[Manchester High School|high school]] yearbooks survived, albeit with smoke and water damage. At least one of his [[Pixelblocks]] creations and one [[medallion]] survived. In reply to a comment on his [[eBay]] auction of his autographed photos, Chris confirmed that the [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" shirt]] was lost in the flames. He also confirmed that his Nintendo Gamecube was a goner aswell. No word yet on the original [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]] and Chris's other [[Chris and art|art]], [[the Wall of Originals]], the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Crumple-Lope]], the [[Megatron pistol]], the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon Poster]], the portal to [[CWCville]], the [[Attraction Sign]]s, the [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]], and the [[Plush Breasts]].

Over his year in exile, Chris bought multiple Lego sets to replace those lost. He also bought Uncut ''Sailor Moon'' DVDs to replace the ones he gifted to Megan some seven years prior.

==Aftermath and reaction==
In one of the most interesting and significant events regarding [[Chris]]'s <s>fan</s>trollbase, a care package was put together from online donations, initially pooling a few hundred dollars in a matter of hours. The total amount in donations was worth almost a thousand american dollars<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fire-relief-fund.2855/page-12#post-169127</ref> and consisted of basic necessities with a few amenities throw in (markers, paints and modeling stuff).

After being sent an incident occurred when a [[weener|troll]] used the tracking number that was posted on the Internet to have the package returned midway. The package was eventually held at a post office in [[Charlottesville]] and withdrew by the Chandlers. Chris made a polite [[Facebook]] post about it in which he expressed his distaste for the [[CWCki]]. A note was sent alongside the goods:

<blockquote>Hey Chris!

Your Sonichu friends have heard about the house fire, and to help you out we put together a care package as CWC as we could! In a few days, 34 donated and collected over $900 towards getting this stuff out to you!
Since your bathroom is where it started, I’ve focused on buying toiletries and hygienic stuff to keep you clean and healthy as you recover from the damages. I could not spend all the money collected, so I’ve also included a money order for $500 that you should give to your mother. She can cash it out and buy whatever you guys need to keep chugging. Don’t forget to get something nice for your pets, too!

I know you often feel that life is hopeless, but there’s good in the world and in people. I hope this package helps you see that. No person on the Internet can ever take away your right to be happy. You must find reasons to enjoy life, even when there are enemies trying to bring you down.

I’ve included some arts and crafts to help you take your mind off things. I think your fans would really like to see what you come up with, because it’s been a very long time since we’ve seen anything new from you. Try to create something that makes you happy and that you can be proud of.

Good luck with everything, Chris. Keep hate out of your heart and look forward to each day.
We will be around if you need us.
</blockquote>

==The Return of Chris's House==
On 3 [[December 2014]], Chris announced that 14 Branchland Court was being reconstructed, and by [[January 2015]] he was safely moved back in. Between those dates, however, he was forced to briefly stay at [[26 December 2014|Albemarle Regional Jail]].

==See also==
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Facebook posts Chris posted about the house fire.
* [[Misc E-mails]] - E-mails exchanged between Chris and his classmates about the house fire.
* [[Rental House]] - The Chandlers' temporary household after the incident.

==References==
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[[Category:Chris's house]]

User talk:Lysistrata

2015-10-22T21:37:16Z

Kek: /* Care package after house fire */

Thanks for the article of the now cleanup, much appreciated. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 12:59, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

:You're welcome. [[User:Lysistrata|Lysistrata]] ([[User talk:Lysistrata|talk]]) 13:08, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

Hello, your writing is lovely, thankyou for your contributions to various articles (cleaning up my own rushed writing in several instances) [[User:Res|Res]] ([[User talk:Res|talk]]) 15:00, 24 December 2014 (UTC)

:Thanks, since for some reason I can't create your talk page. [[User:Lysistrata|Lysistrata]] ([[User talk:Lysistrata|talk]]) 10:31, 25 December 2014 (UTC)

::If anything, both you and Res have made some astounding edits in the past few months. I assume it's because you're using your homogay powers of satan, of course. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:19, 25 December 2014 (UTC)

:::Naturally. Me and Beelzebub *crosses two fingers* we're like that. [[User:Lysistrata|Lysistrata]] ([[User talk:Lysistrata|talk]]) 12:43, 25 December 2014 (UTC)

::::I can't create my own talk page, either. Or my profile page. It just seems to die when I try to do it. But thankyou for the kind words! [[User:Res|Res]] ([[User talk:Res|talk]]) 14:56, 25 December 2014 (UTC)

== Care package after house fire ==

Hello, I see that you removed my "citation needed" thingy. I searched the forums and the wiki for further information on this topic but found nothing. Can you help me find anything at all?

I did not put the "citation needed" there because I was in doubt if it happened or not but because I wanted to be able to check more sources and link to them from the wiki in case anyone else was interested as well.

I'm mostly interested in knowing whether the package got sent or not and what it's content would be so I could update [[Destruction Of Chris's House]].

[[User:Kek|Kek]] ([[User talk:Kek|talk]]) 00:11, 22 October 2015 (UTC)

:A quick Google search turned up this: https://kiwifar.ms/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/page-7#post-393681 [[User:Lysistrata|Lysistrata]] ([[User talk:Lysistrata|talk]]) 10:53, 22 October 2015 (UTC)

::Thanks. Let me know if you find anything else! [[User:Kek|Kek]] ([[User talk:Kek|talk]]) 21:37, 22 October 2015 (UTC)

Talk:A-Logs

2015-10-22T00:22:19Z

Kek: /* The section "Arguments against A-Logs" is naive */ new section

It's a start, but it could be a lot better. I'm only vaguely familiar with A-Log myself, so I'm not sure how much I could do to fix the article. While I don't want this to turn into an Encylopedia Dramatica article about A-Log himself, we need more direct comparisons to him and his actions to fully illustrate why this is discouraged.

If I might make a suggestion Champ, (and this is the only time I will ever say this), I think that this is something we'd need the /cwc/fags' help with. They're the ones who discovered A-Log, know everything about him, wrote his actual ED page, and let's be honest here; When you say the "broader CWC community", that's mostly referring to /cwc/. Why not go over there and put up an invite for them to help us define Alogging and educate the newfags? At the very least we might get some decent quotes from the anons explaining it a bit.

Just a suggestion. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 07:03, 11 May 2012 (PDT)

A couple of points...

:1) "Chris's discomfort for black people [...] is arguably more from failing to understand social norms in that you don't announce to the world you're discomforted by African American rather than of the ideology of white supremacy that your average KKK member would have"

:While I'm no Alogger or anything I think that his attitude toward blacks (and Jews) goes beyond merely not wanting to have sex with their women. Just at look at the way [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|he uses the n-word]]. Also let's not forget [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]. Also according to Mimms and Lucas Chris was always worrying that the black kids at the game place would try to steal his stuff, defintely a racist.

:His hatred toward homosexuals most definitely goes beyond regular homophobia. The casual American homophobe does not [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|supports the repeal of DADT so more homos can die]] nor does he wish to [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|prevent them from buying certain brands of body spray]]. A typical homophobes does not wish to have homosexuals locked up and forced into reparative therapy either (I'm too lazy to dig up the chat where he advocates that but it's somewhere here on the wiki).

:Now granted, these are not good reasons for inflicting boddily harm upon Chris. He's too much of a pussy to commit hate crimes, too much of a lazy ass to go and harass people Westboro Baptist style and lacks any political clout to make his hare braind ideas a reality, but I still think that you're understimating his bigotry.

:2) Another argument that I can see aloggers using to justify their attitude toawrd Chris is his lawbreaking. I think that the best counterarguments would be: A) Chris's offenses are relatively minor and most aloggers would not wish physical harm upon a person other than Chris who has the same rapsheet. B) While Chris needs to be punished for his crimes, we already have the legal system for it and it's doing [[28 October 2011#Chris's|a bang up job]]. C) By advocating intentional infliction of bodily harm upon Chris, aloggers are being worse than him by supporting crimes far worse (both from a moral and legal standpoint) than anything he's ever done.

[[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 12:09, 11 May 2012 (PDT)

::Another nitpick: "White knights '''believe that Chris is capable of no wrong''' and try to help him [emphasis added]". I somewhat doubt that all white knights really think that Chris is completely blameless, and anyway that's not their defining characteristic. A person who thinks that Chris is much to blame for his current predicament yet also tries to stop the trolls and help Chris better himself is not a white knight? -- [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 16:43, 12 May 2012 (PDT)

*These are good points, NegaCWC and I think the fellow who added a bunch to the page addressed some of these concerns. It's a delicate issue, I want this page done right if it's going to be in the main namespace, so do you (or anyone else for that matter) think it's good to go now?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:37, 30 May 2012 (PDT)
* If the fellow you're referring to is me, then yes, addressing some of those points was part of the intent of my last edit. As for whether the page is ready to go or not, I'm leaning towards "not just yet". Looking at it, there isn't really much in the way of hard information there, and a lot of it is within the confines of opinions and speculation (the arguments for and against). It feels to me a little more like something you'd see on a forum and not an article that could be referenced. I think a little bit more exposition on A-log himself, at least as far as his involvement in the ongoing saga that is Chris, and how the practice of "A-logging" came into being and came to be known as such, would probably make it feel more like an article. A little bit more fact and reference to balance out the opinion and speculation, so to speak. Course, that's just my opinion, and I'm just a noob. -- [[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 03:56, 1 June 2012 (PDT)
:*Like I said on the community portal, this is a tricky article because it doesn't exactly pertain to Chris directly in the same way [[white knighting]] does, or at least we don't have tangible documentation or anything like that of Chris responding to A-Logging. I really don't want to focus the article on A-Log, because 1) this is the CWCki and [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|the CWCki is about Chris]] and not so much ancillary characters like A-Log, especially given that Chris hasn't responded to anything he's done and 2) I'm more concerned about the mindset that was popularized by A-Log rather than the guy himself.
::I agree that in general, we should try to have articles based on facts and references rather than just our opinions and speculation. But I think this article might need to be an exception to the rule. The white knighting article started out as mostly dealing with the meta-topic of "Can Chris be helped?/I think I should try to help Chris" is probably one of the stages Chris trolls go through and it comes up time and again on Chris related sites. The problem with the White knighting article is that one can read it and end up thinking "Gee, Chris doesn't want help and he's not as innocent as he seems, that means he's an awful awful person and he should be punished." I think it should be pretty clear that Chris is not a spawn of Satan like A-Loggers would like to argue, it's common sense really. Maybe talking about A-Logging and what he did, merely to establish the type of behavior associated with A-Logging, would help make this more factual, with examples of A-Logging on various Chris related sites might flush it out and make it seem like an actual phenomena and less than speculation.
::Ideally I want this article to serve a few goals - 1) bring up this topic, because as I said, it comes up time and again and I think it's a significant meta-topic that warrants discussion, and 2) help CWCki readers and editors not be an A-Log. People have said it and they probably have a point that people often read the CWCki and think Chris is an awful, awful person mostly because we have a tendency to exaggerate for dramatic and rhetorical purposes. This article, coupled with a "Don't be an A-Log" rule in regards to article tone, related to [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]], would help the CWCki tremendously.
::At least, that's just my opinion. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:01, 2 June 2012 (PDT)
:*It'd be good if we could get a screencap of A-Logging from YouTube (there was some good quotes on a recent /cwc/ thread along these lines), perhaps a screencap from /cwc/ of someone A-Logging and someone replying with "HI A-LOG." -unsigned comment by [[User:Champthom|Champthom]]
*** Y'know, we DO have a good "HI A-LOG"-type message here - someone in the [[Chris and Money]] talk page was talking about Chris's SSI and trying to get rid of it.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:49, 1 June 2012 (PDT)

I went in and did a major revision to this page. This was originally on my user page so I took it out and put it on this page because i think the subject matter is relevant to this particular topic on people who may think of "A-Logging" over the Michael Snyder incident.
Kengel1021
* I'm not 100% certain that the revision in question, at least as it is currently worded and formatted, is wholly right for the article. Despite the potential relevance, it doesn't touch upon A-Logging at all, and talks solely about the incident on [[28 October 2011|28 October]]. Moreover, the points you raise are mostly in defense of Chris and his actions on that day. I can see the relevance to A-Logging, in the sense that one shouldn't A-Log Chris over this particular incident, but the reference is tangential at best. I would suggest editing your revision further to make it tie more directly to A-Logging, because as I'm reading it, I feel it belongs more on 28 October 2011 rather than here. I'll further point out that your revision isn't -bad-, per se. Just that it probably needs work to make it more relevant to A-Logging, since you believe the subject matter is indeed relevant. Again, this is only my opinion, and what the bleep do I know? --[[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 00:41, 9 July 2012 (PDT)

I have a feeling you are probably right about putting it under the October 28th incident. But there is more leniency regarding this page than the October 28th page regarding speculative articles and I am not sure if this would cross the line or not. Perhaps a moderator could help us here. -unsigned comment by [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]]
* I believe the leniency here is because technically, this article isn't on the CWCki. It's more or less a collaborative rough draft until Champ thinks it's ready to go up. There's also the fact that the topic of A-Logging in general is going to be a bit subjective and speculative because, short of somehow finding actual A-Logs (or at least reformed ones,) most of what we can put is why we think Anthony LoGatto and those of his ilk do what they do. The only relevant facts we can put are about A-Log himself, and the fact that A-Logging happens. 28 October 2011, on the other hand, is all about a specific incident that is both ongoing and (in my opinion) much more significant than the A-Logging phenomenon. Still, someone more veteran than I am would be in a better position to make a call. I'm just guessing here. --[[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 22:55, 9 July 2012 (PDT)
:*Like I said, the problem with this article is that it's mostly speculative and opinion and doesn't fit in compared with other articles, that's the main issue. It's easy to find examples of A-Logging - I could probably go on /cwc/ or browse right here on the CWCki and find someone saying something A-Logesque. I think we have an issue that we have people here on the CWCki who are A-Logs and don't realize it that they might object to some things in this article.
::Anyways, I'm tempted to put it in the main namespace, but I want it to be solid, namely that it can demonstrate that this is a phenomena that actually occurs and has relevance to Chris trolling, though in this case it doesn't directly impact him. I think some people think this is an article about A-Log but I don't give a shit about him, I'm more concerned about the attitude towards Chris that's associated with him and not so much the guy himself. The wording has become too weak in this article, "Chris is incredibly gullible" lacks the bite of "Chris is a retard." I can see that people might object to calling Chris a retard, especially since we don't have this elsewhere, but he's practically a retard on a social level. He might not be a technical retard but he's a practical one, he's what colloquially would be called a retard. The wording establishes that he's an idiot who isn't entirely cognizant of his actions, establishing that it's stupid to judge him by some high standard and treat him as if he's some maniacal madman who carefully plans out how they'll hurt people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:27, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

:This article is extremely [[Chris and Hypocrisy|hypocritical]], since it defends Chris on many of his flaws, yet everywhere else, the CWCki mocks him for these. This article should either be deleted, rephrased, have a talk page, or at least have an "IM WORKING ON IT!" template. The talk page would be very nice indeed --[[User:TRUEandHONESTuser|TRUEandHONESTuser]] 18:10, 17 July 2012 (PDT)
::1) You do realize that this ''is'' a talk page? Everyone's still hammering out a lot of stuff here. 2) Yes, it's defending Chris, but it's defending Chris from A-Loggers who think that Chris should suffer immensely for his actions, not outright defending him for his actions. Yes, Chris can be deplorable and it might be unfair that Chris gets away with a lot of stuff, but in the end, we're all trying to prevent future A-Loggers/Chris-Chans from rising up and becoming targets themselves. It's not worth it.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 15:22, 18 July 2012 (PDT)
:*I don't think this page is hypocritical. Ideally, we shouldn't be outright bashing Chris like A-Log does. I don't think the problem with the page but with the attitude of the CWCki as a whole. People often accuse the CWCki for A-Logging, and I think they might be right. Chris really isn't a bad person. I think we try to be fair, if he does something that warrant criticism we criticize him for it, but I think some of the times we're too over the top, usually for rhetorical purposes and I think people who don't have autism should be able to recognize this. But I think we need to have this article so we can say "Don't be an A-Log." It's one thing to point out Chris's faults, it's another thing to act like Chris is a subhuman sociopath who's worse than Hitler and deserves to die. Seriously, Chris is an idiot, he's really not a bad person. If you want to see harm befall Chris or you think he's truly responsible for all his actions, get some goddamn help.
::This page frustrates me though. I think part of the problem is that a lot of you are in fact A-Logs who don't recognize the fact Chris is an idiot. The other problem is that people think this is an article about A-Log when it's more about the behavior that's become associated with him. I wish there was a term that didn't involve his name so we don't have this problem but I can't think of anything better, plus nobody would have any idea what I'm talking about.
::I think we're good on the basic counter arguments, what we need are some real examples of A-Log type behavior from Chris related sites (CWCki, CWCki Forums, /cwc/, YouTube, DeviantArt, etc.). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:27, 30 July 2012 (PDT)
:::I must say, I heartily approve of the examples section. We definitely need more of these. I'll troll around and see what I can find. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 04:35, 5 August 2012 (PDT)

==Citations==
Should we get citations for the examples? I know that there aren't any available for some, but I assume that if we were able to get these quotes recently, the videos they came from must still be around and we can get screencaps for at least a few. I ask, because that quote that claims to be from the CWCki I couldn't seem to find the specific user responsible for. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:12, 11 September 2012 (PDT)
*Ditto, perhaps screencap an example for posterity, so people can know we're not making this shit up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:47, 15 September 2012 (PDT)

== French version ==

Is anyone against me porting over my [[User:Aschlafly/A-Logging-fr|french version]] to mainspace?[[User:Aschlafly|Aschlafly]] 12:50, 20 December 2012 (PST)

* For me, no. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 02:10, 21 December 2012 (PST)

== The /cwc/ quotation. ==

Nitpicking here, but I don't think the /cwc/ quote down there is a very good or direct example of A-Logging. The quote doesn't fit any of the typical traits of A-Loggers (wishing death/suffering, claiming Chris is a 'criminal' like some sort of Radovan Karadzic spinoff etc.) and just really sticks out like a sore thumb. The poster isn't trollshielding or anything, he's simply saying 'Sucks to have autism and people think you're like him'.

This doesn't really fall in line with the other quotes that swear death and suffering on Chris or just ramble like children about how he sucks. It's kind of jarring and makes me think the quoter jumped the gun a little on labelling it A-Logging.

I cast my vote for that quote being excised for clarity on what A-Logging is, since that quote sways it in slight favor of A-Logging being '''any''' criticism of Chris's autism and/or it tarring the perception of other people with autism. Not even out of defense for the poster, but just for 'narrative' clarity. --[[User:DX10|DX10]] ([[User talk:DX10|talk]]) 09:54, 28 May 2014 (UTC)

:I concur. I'm tempted to remove it this instant, but I want to see first if anyone objects to this move. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 16:02, 28 May 2014 (UTC)

* Agreed. Removed it. I actually added it in the first place in an attempt to get examples from different sources. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:26, 1 June 2014 (UTC)

== To be honest ==

Comparing chris chan to adolf hitler is like comparing a feather to an atom bomb.--[[User:Zimkiller1|Zimkiller1]] ([[User talk:Zimkiller1|talk]]) 18:50, 7 April 2015 (UTC)

== Woooooow ==

I can't believe I was such a scrub back then. XD Well, at least now I'm part of the majority that actually laughs at Chris' antics. Seriously though, I really said that shit? I'd wanna troll me too. --[[User:GamerXZ0|GamerXZ0]] ([[User talk:GamerXZ0|talk]]) 05:54, 21 October 2015 (UTC)

== The section "Arguments against A-Logs" is naive ==

I'm all for having a section like this explaining some easy logic holes to fall in when thinking about Christine but the way the author chose to do it is ridiculous. I would remove several entire paragraphs of non-sense but since this is a collaborative effort I'll just explain why and if consensus is reached we can remove the appropriate parts. Some examples:

<blockquote>Chris's decision to visit a local GameStop despite being banned [...] was caused by Chris's assumption that he would be allowed in because he was in disguise, and because he had decided that his ban didn't apply because he was there to buy</blockquote>

Oh it's OK, then? He just decided the objective ban didn't apply due to his subjective opinions?

<blockquote>given the existence of this wiki [...] it would more likely than not take someone working in human services [...] extremely good connections to [...] give Chris a realistic chance at successfully getting and keeping a job</blockquote>

In all those years of feeding the trolls despite being advised not to; of not creating a decent professional resumé despite having a college degree; and becoming an unemployable travestite; the fault ends up on CWCwiki for Christine not being able to ever get a job despite being high-functioning enough to be a productive adult? It's the trolls fault now that he is a 30-some year old who acts like a ten-year old travestite child?!

<blockquote>Chris has also used the racial slur of "nigger" [...] though he shows some degree of reservation. [...] In this video, Chris's racism is often found humorous as Tito is Hawaiian, not black.</blockquote>

I get it... it's OK to be a bigot if it's funny?

So you see what I mean. I can totally see that the page should be written from a [[white knight]]'s perspective to contrast with the a-log aspect but fuck me if this hasn't gone way beyond reason and become a page to excuse him from all and any blame and responsibility. Please, let's not forget that the entire rest of the wiki seems to agree he is a poor excuse for a human being. Yes, his autism surely excuses some of his faults but let's not forget even people who suffer more from autism than him don't go around macing innocent people, vandlizing stores, drawing sex scenes with friends or becoming the #1 lolcow in history.

So if you agree leave a note here and we can clean up the page once we have enough support, unless anyone can offer a better alternative [[User:Kek|Kek]] ([[User talk:Kek|talk]]) 00:22, 22 October 2015 (UTC)

PS: [[Weening]] is the perfect example of what this page should be - it explains ruthlessly everything that is wrong with weeners but it's founded on solid logic and doesn't try to make up for Christine's shortcomings, rather focusing on why weening sucks instead.

User talk:Lysistrata

2015-10-22T00:11:43Z

Kek: /* Care package after house fire */ forgot my signature

User talk:Lysistrata

2015-10-22T00:10:36Z

Kek: /* Care package after house fire */ new section

User talk:Kek

2015-10-10T13:38:52Z

Kek: Created page with "Talk to me! ~~~~"

Talk to me! [[User:Kek|Kek]] ([[User talk:Kek|talk]]) 13:38, 10 October 2015 (UTC)

User:Kek

2015-10-10T13:37:42Z

Kek: creating my user page

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Talk:2014 house fire

2015-10-10T13:28:26Z

Kek: /* Care package */ new section

Where is this alleged e-mail of Chris being allowed back in to get things?
Where is this alleged e-mail of Chris saying fire fighters stole his mom's purse?
[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 17:32, 25 January 2014 (PST)

* It's right at [http://cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=3257&start=45#p159626 this link]. I'll add it later. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 01:29, 26 January 2014 (PST)

==What does this have to do with Facebook?==

Why is this linked to the Facebook category? It has nothing more to do with Facebook than any other issue in Chris's life, seeing as how he eventually talks about everything on his Facebook page. -asperhes, 1/2/15

== Care package ==

[[Anna McLerran]]'s page states that ''after [the] house burned down, [...] the denizens of the CWCki Forums were putting together a care package for Chris''. I think this is a tremendously important part of the troll relationship with Chris and adds a lot to the point that there are general good intentions behind all the doxxing going on (thought that is hardly a decided fact). This is why I think this page absolutely needs to cover this part of the fire incident. I'm also curious myself to know if it ultimately went through or not and how much and what was planned to be given off as help.

I made a quick search on Google but found nothing concrete on the subject. I'm sure many of you can reach that information in seconds so please edit this article or send the info to my talk page so I can edit it myself. I've also put a "citation needed" thing on Anna's page, in case someone sees it and feels like adding a reference there at least.

[[User:Kek|Kek]] ([[User talk:Kek|talk]]) 13:28, 10 October 2015 (UTC)

Anna McLerran

2015-10-10T13:17:32Z

Kek: adding braces to "citation needed" as per wikipedia style

{{Articleofthenow}}

[[Image:Anamc.jpg|thumb|Never trust a Mormon.]]

'''Anna McLerran''' (born 30 July [[1985]]<ref>Anna [https://archive.today/D1ev6 stated on Facebook] that 30 July 2014 was her 29th birthday, meaning that she was born on 30 July 1985.</ref>) is a [[gal pal]] and [[white knight]] who met [[Chris]] through her job at the Pac Sun in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris was brought to her attention when, during the [[Love Quest]] era, he started advertising himself in front of the store. This inspired her short story [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]], published early in [[2005]].<ref>[http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html]</ref>

After publishing the story she befriended Chris and he threw her a surprise birthday party. Chris made romantic advances towards her until she told him she was a [[Chris and religion|Mormon]] and a [[Homos|lesbian]], even before coming out to family, in order to rebuff his advances.<ref>Via [http://www.formspring.me/AMcLerran Formspring]:"...it was the only way to get him to stop thinking of me as a 'candidate'..."</ref><ref>[http://thundercamp.tumblr.com/post/2784133782/tell-your-parents-something-youve-been-witholding Anna's Tumblr page]</ref> Chris refers to her as proof that he can be friends with [[homos|homosexuals]].<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

Most people who observe Chris intensely dislike Anna, as she is not seen to be a genuine friend to Chris; sometimes even equated with [[Barb]] in terms of making Chris worse, because like Barb, she has (or at least has had in the past) considerable influence over Chris, but seldom uses it to help him improve his life. Chris's observers note that [[28 October 2011|the first time]] Chris ran afoul of the law, she made a joke ''about him getting raped in prison'' on [[Facebook]], not exactly what friends say in these situations. Moreover, after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|his house burned down]], while even the denizens of the CWCki Forums were putting together a care package for Chris[citation needed], Anna was nowhere to be seen - until she popped up on one of Chris's Facebook statuses to discuss irrelevant drama, and was promptly called out for not even pretending to care that her "friend's" house had burned to the ground.

It should also be noted that Anna was initially a troll of sorts, sharing her interactions with Chris on the [[CWCki Forums]], at one point hosting a conference call with leading trolls wherein she primarily talked about herself, and seemingly only turned to counter-trolling when she didn't get the adoration she'd anticipated from the trolling community. Despite her apparent apathy to Chris or his problems (beyond the trolls of course), Anna is also known to lash out at people who threaten her privileged position by befriending Chris, including [[Kim Wilson]], a long-time friend of Chris's that he knows IRL, whom Anna tried to falsely out as a troll.

In short, most believe Anna is an attention-seeker who pretends to be Chris's friend for her own benefit, tries to function as his gatekeeper to give herself some illusion of power, and (nowadays, at least) only occasionally involves herself in his affairs for a fresh fix of attention, and by all accounts, she only associates with Chris in order to feel better about her own insecurities, that way she can say at least someone is worse off than she is.

Even Chris doesn't seem to deem her to be a friend anymore - as of 2015, he has been pining for the return of his [[gal-pals]] because he has no friends or social life, with no mention of Anna.

==Protection of Chris==

After Christian discovered The Crazy Pacer story on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Anna felt a need to defend Chris against the internet at large. In a textbook case of [[White knight|white knighting]], she edited Chris's ED page. Anna added a new section to the article, in an attempt to paint Chris as a [[Chris and fashion|goofy clown]], rather than a [[12 October 2009|perverse psychotic]].

{{quote|I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of [[Random-access humor|humor]]. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good.|Note from Anniebannany<ref>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=next&oldid=1997694799</ref>}}

This passage was so masturbatory that ED users assumed Chris himself wrote it, and it was credited accordingly. However, in [[December 2009]], Anna admitted to writing the article section herself.<ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6427862439</ref> It is unknown why she had actually befriended him, but according to her, her intentions were pure. <ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/40869014897045504</ref>

{{quote|C-Chan continues to crack me up with his antics. I know he's straight, but LAWD. If that boy would just heed even a few of my warnings, I flatter myself to think he'd go far.|Anna (clearly delusional)<ref>http://annamclerran.blogspot.com/2009/01/el-dee-ess-bee-see.html</ref>}}

On the night of 5 [[December 2009]], Anna complained about socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Ritchie|Nicole Ritchie]] having appropriated a classic picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to use against faux-punk guitarist [[Wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]]. Anna, self-appointed guardian of Chris, kicked up a stink, demanding that the picture be taken down, as if it could not be found elsewhere. According to Anna, "he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(",<ref name="twitpic">http://twitpic.com/s7pfi</ref> ignoring the substantial amount of depravity that he exhibits without any outside encouragement. Anna went on to criticize the CWCki and other sources of the truth about Chris, claiming that "there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. [[Death threats|super nice]]."<ref name="twitpic"/> This is all very amusing when you consider her initial reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"<ref>[http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6377147359 Anna's Twitter]</ref>

In [[April 2012]], after Chris's [[Facebook]] status about his claims to losing his [[virgin with rage|virgin]]ity became public, Anna (using the name Fighta Jet Lopez) lashed out against trolls, and tried to offer Chris advice about befriending people online that he didn't know in real life.<ref>http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/435/anacwc.png</ref>
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Needless to say, Anna isn't popular amongst the troll community, since she not only remains a [[White knight|staunch defender]] of Chris' antics, but is also pretty delusional, especially when the evidence of Chris' [[Tomgirl Pictures|own]] [[Death threats|mental]] [[28 October 2011|instability]] is practically hitting her right in the face. Like Christian's parents, Anna is an enabler, albeit an indirect one, who opts to tell Chris [[Chris and his Ego|what he wants to hear]] instead of what he ''should'' hear. For example, in a response to Chris's complaining about fan-made [[My Little Pony]] videos on his [[Facebook]] page on June 26th, 2012, she had this to say:

{{quote|"I'm still [[Naïve|amazed]] at how so many [[Trolls|people]] think they can justify baiting and trolling an autistic man by calling him naive or saying he deserves it for _____. [[Twin Falling Towers|There]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|is]] [[Death threats|nothing]] [[6 June 2010|you]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|could]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|do]], Christian, that would make you deserve ANY of this treatment."|Anna. Again, [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|clearly delusional]].<ref>http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/582/holycrapyouaredelusiona.png</ref>}}
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If you need any more proof about this mollycoddling, delusional behavior, however, consider [[Facebook#Gay Marriage|a certain post Chris made on his Facebook page]], which struck a nerve with Anna because of its blatant anti-homosexual tones. Despite both Anna and [[Kim]] - usually staunch rivals - calling him out on it, he brushed them both off, not even offering Anna, herself a homosexual, an apology for his behavior in the thread.

Despite this, what did Anna say mere weeks later?

{{quote|"Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, '''[[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White knight#Autism does not excuse a terrible person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]'''. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death threats|monster]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think."|Anna. Do we really need to say it again?}}
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Keep in mind that this comes on the heels of not just a homophobic post he made, but a leak where he demanded that somebody murder Mimms' girlfriend.
It is ''very'' apparent that when it comes to [[white knight]] attitudes, Anna sits as queen, blissfully ignoring Chris' obvious problems and cheering him on, possibly until the day she dies.

Ironically, despite her encouragement, she has shown a severe dislike towards fellow Facebook white knight [[Kim Wilson]], suspecting her of being a troll. This is probably because although Kim also tries to improve Chris, she actually gives constructive and often harsh criticism rather than just confirming his ridiculous ideas and telling him what he wants to hear. Even more ironically, despite being one of Chris' most outspoken and staunch defenders online, Anna neither commented on nor showed any signs of helping Chris out when his house burned down, which ultimately means that his ''trolls'' have been more active in getting him back on his feet that his defenders. Make of that what you will.

===Twitter ramblings about Chris===
Following Anna's Facebook responses to Chris's loss of virginity, she saw an influx of trolls trying to befriend her on Facebook and follow her on [[Twitter]]. Despite voicing her hostility to the people who were following her only because they were trolling Chris, she continued to talk about him and them. Anna has since set her Twitter to private.<ref>https://twitter.com/#!/ourladyanna</ref>

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| I'm fed up with the way people have treated my friend over the years. He doesn't deserve the hand life dealt him, and it's stopping now.<ref name ="tweet2">http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1281/tweet2.png</ref>
| 12 April 2012
| 10:37 PM
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| dear [[Christian Weston Chandler|fat, ugly manchildren]] constantly trying to add me on facebook to screencap my interactions with christian: you are all getting blocked.<ref name="tweet2"/>
| 13 April 2012
| 9:23 PM
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| and a special fuck you to any of you cunts who follow me on twitter purely in case i say something about chris.<ref name="tweet2"/>
| 13 April 2012
|9:24 PM
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| so much negativity...some people need to go live their own lives! well actually, everyone needs to. ha<ref name="tweet1">http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1746/tweet1.png</ref>
| 15 April 2012
| 12:10 AM
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| tell me, basement dwellers, what are you hoping to accomplish with this? i'm a bit too evolved to take your bait. get a life, please.<ref name="tweet1"/>
| 15 April 2012
| 1:45 PM
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===Chris dons the armour===

On 5 [[May 2012]] Chris and Anna reversed roles when he posted a [[Facebook#Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!|Facebook note]] in which he played the part of the white knight:

{{quote|She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. [...] Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend.

Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.|Chris}}

Chris has stood up for Anna in the past as well. On 14 [[March 2010]] he wrote a [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|blog post]] on the [[CWCipedia]] asking the CWCki's webmaster to remove from her website all mentions of Anna's name (and of the names of several other acquaintances of his) in the same way all mentions of [[The Wallflower]]'s real name were removed from the CWCki.

===Disagreements with Chris===

On 28 March 2013, Chris posted the following to his [[Facebook]] account, complaining about media coverage of the historic [[wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Hollingsworth v. Perry]] Supreme Court deliberations:

{{quote|Another thing that really Grinds My Gears:

I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!|Chris on Facebook, 28 [[March 2013]]}}

To widespread surprise, Anna defied her usual pattern of being a mindless enabler to inform Chris that his logic was a bit [[slow in the mind]], in a change of the status quo that suggested Chris' antics were beginning to alienate even his staunchest defenders:

{{quote|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays|Anna, beginning to tire of Chris' nonsense}}

The next day, Chris responded:

{{quote|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?|Chris, [[Honor roll|not making any sense whatsoever]]}}

As seen above, Chris's reply was nothing but an incoherent red herring, completely side-stepping the original question of why it was right for lesbians to marry and not right for gay men to. The real answer, of course, is because, to Chris, gay men are disgusting and [[Homos#Views on lesbianism|lesbians are hot]].

===Anti-troll plea to Catie===
On 18 [[December 2014]], it was leaked on the CWCki Forums that Anna desperately tried to stop [[Catherine|Catie]] from continuing her relationship with Chris, as Anna suspected (correctly) that Catie was a troll posing as a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Unfortunately for Anna, [[Catherine#The Date|Chris had met Catie at that point]] and was completely infatuated - Anna was fighting a losing battle. This incident does however reveal that Anna is still at least peripherally involved in Chris' life, despite the apparent silence since their spat over gay marriage.

Her last-ditch attempt to dislodge Catie was an attempted appeal to Catie's humanity: <ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/2014-dec-18-annas-anti-troll-plea-to-catie.6596/</ref>

{{quoteboxred|You really need to leave Christian alone. It's so painfully obvious to anyone on the outside that you have a fake profile specifically designed to troll him. Just about every paragraph holds a clue against you. The fake license was a pathetic effort, but one you knew would work well enough on someone [[naive]]. Too bad you used the wrong font, didn't match the background color, made your fake signature longer than the signature box would allow, and forgot to put the second signature over the picture.

I don't care what you're hoping to get out of this--whether you want to troll him to do something funny, or simply get him to trust you to ultimately help him. You are doing far more damage than you think. You're messing with an autistic man who simply won't see the truth because he wants the lie so badly. And that's sick. You're not just messing with him, though--you're messing with his mom, and you're messing with me.

Whatever your opinion of his mom is, it doesn't give you the right to break her heart either. She doesn't deserve to be given false hope that maybe her son HAS found a soul mate and WILL be taken care of after she's gone. Because that's her greatest fear, and you're playing on it like a predator.

So just stop. I know you're probably pretending to be upset with him right now so that you'll get him desperate enough to do whatever you tell him. It's obscene. Let it go, walk away. Delete the fake accounts, and never do anything like this again.}}

That Anna would make these criticisms of Catherine is highly ironic. Anna chastises Catherine for playing to Chris's self-harmful delusions, even if she's doing it to help him - the very delusions Anna has been callously nurturing for years, believing she was ''doing it to help him''.

The overall point of her message to Catherine illustrates that her pontifical attitude towards Chris has undergone no change as it has coursed through the river of time. It's possible that Chris's [[October 2014 Facebook Posts|recent announcements]] regarding LGBT affairs have coerced her to forgive him for his unflinching homophobia.

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Image:0690-ANNABD3.JPG|A seemingly innocent party...
Image:0691-ANNABD4.JPG|...with cards...
Image:0692-ANNABD5.JPG|...the close company of friends...
Image:0693-AnnaBD7.JPG|...cake...
Image:0697-AnnaBD10.JPG|...(too hard to tell)...
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|...aaaaaaaaaand here's Chris.
Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|One of these people is more awkward than the others.
Image:0696-AnnaBD6.JPG|Yes, she was smiling, but you can see that on the inside she was dying.
File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|"Modest Manna", a Mormon [[My Little Pony]] based on Anna.
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2015-10-10T13:15:19Z

Kek: Citation needed for CWCki forums care package after Chris' house burned down

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[[Image:Anamc.jpg|thumb|Never trust a Mormon.]]

'''Anna McLerran''' (born 30 July [[1985]]<ref>Anna [https://archive.today/D1ev6 stated on Facebook] that 30 July 2014 was her 29th birthday, meaning that she was born on 30 July 1985.</ref>) is a [[gal pal]] and [[white knight]] who met [[Chris]] through her job at the Pac Sun in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris was brought to her attention when, during the [[Love Quest]] era, he started advertising himself in front of the store. This inspired her short story [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]], published early in [[2005]].<ref>[http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html]</ref>

After publishing the story she befriended Chris and he threw her a surprise birthday party. Chris made romantic advances towards her until she told him she was a [[Chris and religion|Mormon]] and a [[Homos|lesbian]], even before coming out to family, in order to rebuff his advances.<ref>Via [http://www.formspring.me/AMcLerran Formspring]:"...it was the only way to get him to stop thinking of me as a 'candidate'..."</ref><ref>[http://thundercamp.tumblr.com/post/2784133782/tell-your-parents-something-youve-been-witholding Anna's Tumblr page]</ref> Chris refers to her as proof that he can be friends with [[homos|homosexuals]].<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

Most people who observe Chris intensely dislike Anna, as she is not seen to be a genuine friend to Chris; sometimes even equated with [[Barb]] in terms of making Chris worse, because like Barb, she has (or at least has had in the past) considerable influence over Chris, but seldom uses it to help him improve his life. Chris's observers note that [[28 October 2011|the first time]] Chris ran afoul of the law, she made a joke ''about him getting raped in prison'' on [[Facebook]], not exactly what friends say in these situations. Moreover, after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|his house burned down]], while even the denizens of the CWCki Forums were putting together a care package for Chriscitation needed, Anna was nowhere to be seen - until she popped up on one of Chris's Facebook statuses to discuss irrelevant drama, and was promptly called out for not even pretending to care that her "friend's" house had burned to the ground.

It should also be noted that Anna was initially a troll of sorts, sharing her interactions with Chris on the [[CWCki Forums]], at one point hosting a conference call with leading trolls wherein she primarily talked about herself, and seemingly only turned to counter-trolling when she didn't get the adoration she'd anticipated from the trolling community. Despite her apparent apathy to Chris or his problems (beyond the trolls of course), Anna is also known to lash out at people who threaten her privileged position by befriending Chris, including [[Kim Wilson]], a long-time friend of Chris's that he knows IRL, whom Anna tried to falsely out as a troll.

In short, most believe Anna is an attention-seeker who pretends to be Chris's friend for her own benefit, tries to function as his gatekeeper to give herself some illusion of power, and (nowadays, at least) only occasionally involves herself in his affairs for a fresh fix of attention, and by all accounts, she only associates with Chris in order to feel better about her own insecurities, that way she can say at least someone is worse off than she is.

Even Chris doesn't seem to deem her to be a friend anymore - as of 2015, he has been pining for the return of his [[gal-pals]] because he has no friends or social life, with no mention of Anna.

==Protection of Chris==

After Christian discovered The Crazy Pacer story on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Anna felt a need to defend Chris against the internet at large. In a textbook case of [[White knight|white knighting]], she edited Chris's ED page. Anna added a new section to the article, in an attempt to paint Chris as a [[Chris and fashion|goofy clown]], rather than a [[12 October 2009|perverse psychotic]].

{{quote|I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of [[Random-access humor|humor]]. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good.|Note from Anniebannany<ref>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=next&oldid=1997694799</ref>}}

This passage was so masturbatory that ED users assumed Chris himself wrote it, and it was credited accordingly. However, in [[December 2009]], Anna admitted to writing the article section herself.<ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6427862439</ref> It is unknown why she had actually befriended him, but according to her, her intentions were pure. <ref>http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/40869014897045504</ref>

{{quote|C-Chan continues to crack me up with his antics. I know he's straight, but LAWD. If that boy would just heed even a few of my warnings, I flatter myself to think he'd go far.|Anna (clearly delusional)<ref>http://annamclerran.blogspot.com/2009/01/el-dee-ess-bee-see.html</ref>}}

On the night of 5 [[December 2009]], Anna complained about socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Ritchie|Nicole Ritchie]] having appropriated a classic picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to use against faux-punk guitarist [[Wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]]. Anna, self-appointed guardian of Chris, kicked up a stink, demanding that the picture be taken down, as if it could not be found elsewhere. According to Anna, "he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(",<ref name="twitpic">http://twitpic.com/s7pfi</ref> ignoring the substantial amount of depravity that he exhibits without any outside encouragement. Anna went on to criticize the CWCki and other sources of the truth about Chris, claiming that "there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. [[Death threats|super nice]]."<ref name="twitpic"/> This is all very amusing when you consider her initial reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"<ref>[http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6377147359 Anna's Twitter]</ref>

In [[April 2012]], after Chris's [[Facebook]] status about his claims to losing his [[virgin with rage|virgin]]ity became public, Anna (using the name Fighta Jet Lopez) lashed out against trolls, and tried to offer Chris advice about befriending people online that he didn't know in real life.<ref>http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/435/anacwc.png</ref>
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Needless to say, Anna isn't popular amongst the troll community, since she not only remains a [[White knight|staunch defender]] of Chris' antics, but is also pretty delusional, especially when the evidence of Chris' [[Tomgirl Pictures|own]] [[Death threats|mental]] [[28 October 2011|instability]] is practically hitting her right in the face. Like Christian's parents, Anna is an enabler, albeit an indirect one, who opts to tell Chris [[Chris and his Ego|what he wants to hear]] instead of what he ''should'' hear. For example, in a response to Chris's complaining about fan-made [[My Little Pony]] videos on his [[Facebook]] page on June 26th, 2012, she had this to say:

{{quote|"I'm still [[Naïve|amazed]] at how so many [[Trolls|people]] think they can justify baiting and trolling an autistic man by calling him naive or saying he deserves it for _____. [[Twin Falling Towers|There]] [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|is]] [[Death threats|nothing]] [[6 June 2010|you]] [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|could]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|do]], Christian, that would make you deserve ANY of this treatment."|Anna. Again, [[White_knight#Autism_does_not_excuse_a_terrible_person|clearly delusional]].<ref>http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/582/holycrapyouaredelusiona.png</ref>}}
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If you need any more proof about this mollycoddling, delusional behavior, however, consider [[Facebook#Gay Marriage|a certain post Chris made on his Facebook page]], which struck a nerve with Anna because of its blatant anti-homosexual tones. Despite both Anna and [[Kim]] - usually staunch rivals - calling him out on it, he brushed them both off, not even offering Anna, herself a homosexual, an apology for his behavior in the thread.

Despite this, what did Anna say mere weeks later?

{{quote|"Just rewatched your [[DVD]] with a friend. She agrees with me that you are a sweetheart and it made me really miss you. I wished you lived close so I could introduce you to her-she's married, but she would make a great friend to you. I got to thinking when you and I first met and I pulled out my folder of all the things you've sent or given me over the years- your comics, letters, cards. It all just serves to illustrate what a [[White Knight|remarkable injustice]] these [[Trolls|people]] have done to you through the years. I don't care what anyone says, '''[[Death threats|you]] [[Twin Falling Towers|do]] [[Homos|not]] [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|deserve]] [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool|an]] [[Facebook#Imgur|ounce]] [[White knight#Autism does not excuse a terrible person|of]] [[Chris and anger|hate]]'''. You're an incredible person with [[Chris and art|incredible creativity and talent]], and I hope that your ability to create has not dimmed too much. I wish [[CWCki|more people knew the real you]] instead of this [[CWCFlyingElephants|strange]] [[Death threats|monster]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the internet]] thinks you are. But I suppose that's how it is with celebrities of all kinds- people think they know them, but they never really do. [[Gal Pal|I love you]], and consider you one of my dearest friends and one of my most favorite people in the world. Stay strong, Christian. You have more [[Chaotic Combo|allies]] than you think."|Anna. Do we really need to say it again?}}
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Keep in mind that this comes on the heels of not just a homophobic post he made, but a leak where he demanded that somebody murder Mimms' girlfriend.
It is ''very'' apparent that when it comes to [[white knight]] attitudes, Anna sits as queen, blissfully ignoring Chris' obvious problems and cheering him on, possibly until the day she dies.

Ironically, despite her encouragement, she has shown a severe dislike towards fellow Facebook white knight [[Kim Wilson]], suspecting her of being a troll. This is probably because although Kim also tries to improve Chris, she actually gives constructive and often harsh criticism rather than just confirming his ridiculous ideas and telling him what he wants to hear. Even more ironically, despite being one of Chris' most outspoken and staunch defenders online, Anna neither commented on nor showed any signs of helping Chris out when his house burned down, which ultimately means that his ''trolls'' have been more active in getting him back on his feet that his defenders. Make of that what you will.

===Twitter ramblings about Chris===
Following Anna's Facebook responses to Chris's loss of virginity, she saw an influx of trolls trying to befriend her on Facebook and follow her on [[Twitter]]. Despite voicing her hostility to the people who were following her only because they were trolling Chris, she continued to talk about him and them. Anna has since set her Twitter to private.<ref>https://twitter.com/#!/ourladyanna</ref>

{| class="wikitable"
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| I'm fed up with the way people have treated my friend over the years. He doesn't deserve the hand life dealt him, and it's stopping now.<ref name ="tweet2">http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1281/tweet2.png</ref>
| 12 April 2012
| 10:37 PM
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| dear [[Christian Weston Chandler|fat, ugly manchildren]] constantly trying to add me on facebook to screencap my interactions with christian: you are all getting blocked.<ref name="tweet2"/>
| 13 April 2012
| 9:23 PM
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| and a special fuck you to any of you cunts who follow me on twitter purely in case i say something about chris.<ref name="tweet2"/>
| 13 April 2012
|9:24 PM
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| so much negativity...some people need to go live their own lives! well actually, everyone needs to. ha<ref name="tweet1">http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1746/tweet1.png</ref>
| 15 April 2012
| 12:10 AM
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| tell me, basement dwellers, what are you hoping to accomplish with this? i'm a bit too evolved to take your bait. get a life, please.<ref name="tweet1"/>
| 15 April 2012
| 1:45 PM
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|}

===Chris dons the armour===

On 5 [[May 2012]] Chris and Anna reversed roles when he posted a [[Facebook#Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!|Facebook note]] in which he played the part of the white knight:

{{quote|She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. [...] Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend.

Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.|Chris}}

Chris has stood up for Anna in the past as well. On 14 [[March 2010]] he wrote a [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|blog post]] on the [[CWCipedia]] asking the CWCki's webmaster to remove from her website all mentions of Anna's name (and of the names of several other acquaintances of his) in the same way all mentions of [[The Wallflower]]'s real name were removed from the CWCki.

===Disagreements with Chris===

On 28 March 2013, Chris posted the following to his [[Facebook]] account, complaining about media coverage of the historic [[wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Hollingsworth v. Perry]] Supreme Court deliberations:

{{quote|Another thing that really Grinds My Gears:

I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!|Chris on Facebook, 28 [[March 2013]]}}

To widespread surprise, Anna defied her usual pattern of being a mindless enabler to inform Chris that his logic was a bit [[slow in the mind]], in a change of the status quo that suggested Chris' antics were beginning to alienate even his staunchest defenders:

{{quote|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays|Anna, beginning to tire of Chris' nonsense}}

The next day, Chris responded:

{{quote|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?|Chris, [[Honor roll|not making any sense whatsoever]]}}

As seen above, Chris's reply was nothing but an incoherent red herring, completely side-stepping the original question of why it was right for lesbians to marry and not right for gay men to. The real answer, of course, is because, to Chris, gay men are disgusting and [[Homos#Views on lesbianism|lesbians are hot]].

===Anti-troll plea to Catie===
On 18 [[December 2014]], it was leaked on the CWCki Forums that Anna desperately tried to stop [[Catherine|Catie]] from continuing her relationship with Chris, as Anna suspected (correctly) that Catie was a troll posing as a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Unfortunately for Anna, [[Catherine#The Date|Chris had met Catie at that point]] and was completely infatuated - Anna was fighting a losing battle. This incident does however reveal that Anna is still at least peripherally involved in Chris' life, despite the apparent silence since their spat over gay marriage.

Her last-ditch attempt to dislodge Catie was an attempted appeal to Catie's humanity: <ref>http://kiwifar.ms/threads/2014-dec-18-annas-anti-troll-plea-to-catie.6596/</ref>

{{quoteboxred|You really need to leave Christian alone. It's so painfully obvious to anyone on the outside that you have a fake profile specifically designed to troll him. Just about every paragraph holds a clue against you. The fake license was a pathetic effort, but one you knew would work well enough on someone [[naive]]. Too bad you used the wrong font, didn't match the background color, made your fake signature longer than the signature box would allow, and forgot to put the second signature over the picture.

I don't care what you're hoping to get out of this--whether you want to troll him to do something funny, or simply get him to trust you to ultimately help him. You are doing far more damage than you think. You're messing with an autistic man who simply won't see the truth because he wants the lie so badly. And that's sick. You're not just messing with him, though--you're messing with his mom, and you're messing with me.

Whatever your opinion of his mom is, it doesn't give you the right to break her heart either. She doesn't deserve to be given false hope that maybe her son HAS found a soul mate and WILL be taken care of after she's gone. Because that's her greatest fear, and you're playing on it like a predator.

So just stop. I know you're probably pretending to be upset with him right now so that you'll get him desperate enough to do whatever you tell him. It's obscene. Let it go, walk away. Delete the fake accounts, and never do anything like this again.}}

That Anna would make these criticisms of Catherine is highly ironic. Anna chastises Catherine for playing to Chris's self-harmful delusions, even if she's doing it to help him - the very delusions Anna has been callously nurturing for years, believing she was ''doing it to help him''.

The overall point of her message to Catherine illustrates that her pontifical attitude towards Chris has undergone no change as it has coursed through the river of time. It's possible that Chris's [[October 2014 Facebook Posts|recent announcements]] regarding LGBT affairs have coerced her to forgive him for his unflinching homophobia.

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Image:0690-ANNABD3.JPG|A seemingly innocent party...
Image:0691-ANNABD4.JPG|...with cards...
Image:0692-ANNABD5.JPG|...the close company of friends...
Image:0693-AnnaBD7.JPG|...cake...
Image:0697-AnnaBD10.JPG|...(too hard to tell)...
Image:0694-AnnaBD8.JPG|...aaaaaaaaaand here's Chris.
Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|One of these people is more awkward than the others.
Image:0696-AnnaBD6.JPG|Yes, she was smiling, but you can see that on the inside she was dying.
File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|"Modest Manna", a Mormon [[My Little Pony]] based on Anna.
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