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BlockTheTrolls

2018-01-07T13:42:34Z

Keksz: linking 'followers' to trolls

{{Incomplete}}

'''#BlockTheTrolls''' is a hashtag campaign Chris followed on 28 August 2017 as a means of rallying his [[Trolls|followers]] to combat the trolls. Chris started following this hashtag due to how his interactions with the [[Planet Dolan]] staff, [[Chris and socialization#MLP Voice Actresses|several MLP Voice Actresses]] and internet celebrities resulted in large amounts of attacks from [[weens]].

== Prologue ==
After Chris commented on [[Nowacking]]'s tweets about online dating<ref>[[August 2017 tweets‎#Relationships and online dating]]</ref>, a swarm of weens spammed both of their Twitter feeds with accusations against Chris, insinuating or outright calling him a stalker/harasser of women.

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Nowacking then blocked him without comment. Chris made several tweets regarding how the trolls have made him [[Chris and stress|feel off]], due to how all of the people he's contacted on Twitter have supposedly blocked him and cut off all contact with him purely because of the trolls, rather than accounting for his own [[Chris and socialization| lack of social graces]].

{{quotebox|I'm sorry, everyone; I have the pages drawn, and I had started colouring them, but I haven't been feeling well since yesterday. I feel a bad unbalance in my soul and aura. You can blame the Trolls on Twitter for some of that, as they harassed someone else I liked into Blocking me. And my tweets to that person were Supportive. It Really Sucks when one Blocks the Victim, sincerely caring and kind, instead of the MANY, MANY Trolls that follow the Victim that actually do All of the Worst Harassment. And yet they force Their harassment label onto me, their victim, and coerce the people I talk with into blocking me. It is Really Sad, and a Real Bummer. I feel emotionally off and out of sync.

I will try again tomorrow to get the colouring finished. This feeling is just too difficult to push through. I'm sorry.}}

==Campaign==

[[Chris and his ego|Expecting his followers to offer their loyalty to him]], Chris created two biased Twitter polls, disregarding the first one after he was unsatisfied with its results, asking people to vote for the most detrimental party: the trolls or Chris the "victim".

[[File:1stpollresults.PNG|thumb|center|300px|The first poll and its results, shortly before Chris deleted it.]]

For the second poll, the result was an overwhelming 80% of 2,501 votes to block Chris.
[[File:BlockTheTrolls Twitter poll result.png|thumb|center|300px|The people have spoken.]]

Chris then tried to write [[Chris and oration|a poorly made speech]] in a wall of tweets.

{{quotebox| People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am Warroir of Love. I mean, would you Block Sailor Moon to try to keep out Queen Beryl's minions? NO! You'd Block Queen Beryl. Would you Block Optimus Prime to keep out the Decepticons? NO! You'd Block out Each to All of the Decepticons. Would you Block Tara Strong to keep out any of her share of haters, or those who oppose what She cares about? NO! You would Not Block any of us, the Good Heroes who fell victim of Their Cruelty at one time, another, or multiple. DO the Right Thing, in the name of Love, Heart and Soul! #BlockTheTrolls 😈! Do Not Block we, the Heroes! 💖🌸🌈⚡️🎵🖍📝🎂 Love Is Love! Prove to Everyone that Love Still Always Win against Hatred! 🌸🌸🌸}}

==Unblocking==

On 3 September 2017, Chris announced that he had unblocked all the trolls on Twitter.

{{quotebox|By the way, in case nobody noticed, I've Unblocked Everyone!}}

He has proceeded to use both his regular Twitter account and his [[NightStar2891]] account to defend himself against weens responding to his tweets and sending him fan art.

== See Also ==

* [[HarassCWCdirectly]]
* [[Chris and oration]]

== References ==

<references/>

{{The Internet}}

A message to the Trolls

2017-02-24T16:56:54Z

Keksz: adding a comment about the irony in this video

'''A message to the Trolls''' (video name: '''A message to the Trolls.MOV''') is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[March 2010]], a while after learning that [[The Wallflower]] had discovered the [[CWCki]]. In it, he, while noticeably not wearing his [[medallion]] or the [[high school ring]], mostly whines to the trolls for interfering with his life, but doesn't go into specifics--mentioning only that trolls have been messing with his [[Gal-pals|friends]]. He ends the video by [[Chris and Anger|punching]] the [[PSEye]].

It's worth noting that despite blaming the trolls for much of his emotional pain and troubles in life, most of that has been self-induced by him - like making [[The Wallflower]]'s identity public to begin with, much like [[She Came for CWC]] was his own doing as well. The fact that Chris has been told at several points, by several people to stop engaging the trolls gives a new meaning to this video, considering it's purposefully addressed to his trolls and he went on to upload it for them, and in doing so ignored the advice of those who were trying to help him and renewing the trolls attention once more.

==Video==
{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = A message to the Trolls.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qCylHHQdnqk}}
| stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}, {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}
| shirt = {{JokerShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Surfshack Tito (video)|Surfshack Tito]]
| next = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
}}

{{quote|You are nothing but goddamn greedy, impatient, unloved, and corrupted fools.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''A visibly upset Chris begins the video by speaking in a [[Speech impediment|barely-audible, whining tone]]''] This message is for every last god damn troll that has been pestering me for the past number of years, even the recent ones. I have been in a number of moments finding [[china|peace]] and losing it later. Because {{RageQuote|YOU [[Bob Walks In|WON'T LET ME BE]]!}}

You are su- You are a bunch of damn [[Chris's room|immature]] [[Chris's education|DUMBASSES]] who have [[Chris and hypocrisy|no lives of your own]].

You don't want me to have a little life of my own, you don't want me [[love quest|to find long-lasting peace and happiness for myself]], you don't want me to find the whole true love for myself because you are so [[Chris and Ego|self-absorbed]] in yourselves, you don't wan- you only want me to give you more got-dang stories and [[Chris and art|art]] then I can give because of my... [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] comes in and out... it mostly comes in when I'm happy and have peace.

You are nothing but god damn [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Mailbag|impatient]], [[Chris and remorse|unloved]], and [''shows the [[Claw of Fail|claw]]''] [[Chris and religion|corrupted]] fools. [[Heart level|Heartbreaks and heartaches]], they really hurt. I've let you all done so much whatever you want emotionally than me...but...it is...'''goddamn another story when you tryta''' '''''hurt my [[Megan|friends]] [[ShecameforCWC|AND GET THEM INVOLVED]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|like you've been doing!]]''''' [''Chris punches the camera and we go bright orange for a microsecond before cutting off.'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Surfshack Tito (video)|Surfshack Tito]]|nextlink=[[Don't Mess With Me]]}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Videos with Camera Abuse]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-10]]
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-10]]

Johan

2017-01-28T18:05:03Z

Keksz: Adding new video mirror, removing references to video, organizing sections

{{Honest}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Troll
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Johnathan.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Johan
|-
| '''Nickname'''
| "Johan"
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| Unknown, possibly [[English]]
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Ex-Gay Porn Star, Sperm Donor
|}

{{quote|You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, [[IMG 3207|we each upload a video...]] And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!|Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent}}

First referenced by Chris-chan in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], a former gay porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which Chris insinuates is AIDS) he was a rival to Chris-chan in his quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.

Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with [[Sam and Ellen]], the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.

Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off wherein each would make videos proving their sexual prowess with the person with the most votes getting to impregnate the Lesbian Couple. Chris would go on to call Johan a bully with an STD and therefore, regardless of the videos' content, people should vote for him anyway.Johan has remained completely silent, however.

While Chris's video managed to shock and horrify the internet, Johan's video of him making love to an [[Kimmi|unnamed Asian slut]] only proved his sexual performance skills, better body and larger non-bent duck This showed in the polls, putting Johan at an 16 point lead after almost 7,000 votes.<ref>http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607</ref>

Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.

==See also==
* [[SingStar Challenge]]

==External links==
* Sextape https://track3.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4 (NSFW)
* Sextape mirror https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/johan-sextape/

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}

[[Category:People]]

Talk:Johan

2017-01-27T02:06:09Z

Keksz: adding note to last revision

Almost nothing in this article is cited, yet it makes incessant claims and references. Provide citations or I will wipe it of anything that requires them (which presently is most of it) [[User:Res|Res]] ([[User talk:Res|talk]]) 14:03, 1 June 2016 (UTC)

First of all, is Johan even real? The only "proof" is Chris claiming he is, and the video, which could even be a different dude. I doubt that someone would, in their right mind would go up against a retard to show off each-others sex moves for some fake ass lezbos. --[[User:Researcher|Researcher]] ([[User talk:Researcher|talk]]) 19:37, 2 June 2016 (UTC)

== Re: Is Johan real? ==

What do you mean by is Johan even real?

Do you think Chris made up the story about the Lesbian couple and the bully as an excuse to post that horrific video and made a fake poll that he would lose to hurt his own ego?

Of course Chris did not meet a lesbian couple who wanted him to impregnate them and they decided to speak on a chatroom to discuss it only for an AIDS ridden ex-gay porn star to join and challenge Chris to a sex off. Johan is another troll who is trying to repeat the Liquid Chris singstar contest and is probably the Lesbian couple as well, the video was likely one he found online after searching for a video of someone having sex with the same blowup doll that Chris had --[[User:Marisam|Marisam]] ([[User talk:Marisam|talk]]) 8:50 PM 2 June 2016 (EST)

== Questions about post structure. ==

So I'm somewhat new to the CWCiki I'm curious what the structure for pages about trolls are. With the Clyde Cash one they present the backstory he gave about his brother being a Sonichu fan who committed suicide when Chris said he was going to stop making new comics as something that really happened. With the Liquid Chris page it's presented like he actually is the real Chris-Chan and the real real Chris chan is an impostor. I assume people are smart enough to know Johan is just a troll and we are doing the same thing we did on those other articles. If the page on PandaHalo doesn't need citations to prove she really in that brush fire I don't need to find evidence to prove Johan really has an STD or is a porn star because both aren't true but Chris thinks they are.

On another note for the sections where people add citations, Do I =/= citations =/= or == references =/= or == sources =/= I've seen it done all three ways depending on the post and the wiki needs some type of standard for that. --[[User:Marisam|Marisam]] ([[User talk:Marisam|talk]]) 8:55 PM 2 June 2016 (EST)

== Video mirror ==

The YouTube link is obviously broken. Someone in the community is bound to have an archive of this. If you happen to be this person and doesn't know how to upload it to a mirror feel free to contact keksz at the CWCki Club and I'll upload it for you! If you don't have a copy of the video, let the community know we're looking for one instead, thanks!

Talk:Johan

2017-01-27T02:05:01Z

Keksz: /* Video mirror */ new section

For Julie's Eyes Only

2017-01-27T02:02:48Z

Keksz: fixing last revision

{{honest}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|right|JULAY!]]</div>

<br>
[[Image:Blowupdoll.gif|center]]

{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an ancient meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY". Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY".}}

On 20 [[February 2009]], one of the closest things [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a sex tape was leaked to the Internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views.

On 31 [[May 2016]] it has been proven that Chris [[IMG 3207|still hasn't learned from his mistake.]]

==Summary==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Again, while humping Kimmi.}}

'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.'']

'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]].''] "I love you, Julie..."

'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.'']

'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.'']

'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"

'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.'']

'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']

'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping.'']

'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".'']

'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"

'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring.'']

'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."

'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.'']

'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you, Julie?"

'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting.'']

'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"

'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']

'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.'']

'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie... Julie!"

'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting.'']

'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.'']

'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.'']

'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.'']

'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more.''] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"

'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.'']

'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm..."

'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.'']

'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.'']

'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.'']

'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.'']

'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..."

'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [''More moaning.'']

'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [''More moaning.'']

'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.''] "Julie, thank you."

==Postcards==
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = What Happens When Chris Chan Gets His Blow Up Doll
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ifpYhCUktR4}}
| stardate = 23 [[January 2010]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ5-dbGXiD7i4uAOeTD0Vkg John Segway]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| type =
| info = What has sceience done.}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[A-Log]] Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hnkxUcn-2Gc}}
| stardate = 20 [[May 2012]]
| maker = [[Anthony LoGatto]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Smug|[[Narcissism]]}}, {{Violence|[[Death Threats]]}}
| type = "Commentary"
| info = Warning: this video is painful.}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = JULAAAY: A-Log Edition
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-Ve-lcD5TT4}}
| stardate = 19 [[July 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEfTnwTUTjRIuC5MQk9AsnA The A-Log Archive]
| info = For [[/cwc/]]
|}}

==See also==
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
* [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]
*[[IMG 3207]] - Chris' second "attempt" at a sex tape.

==External links==
* [https://archive.org/details/cwc-forjulieseyesonly Watch it online]
* [http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=52656&n=JULAY.swf JULAY + TIMMEH!]
* [https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/for-julie-s-eyes-only/ Alternate video mirror]
* [http://sonichumart.com/vids/2009-02-20+For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only.MP4 Download the full video here!] (broken)

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-20]]
[[Category: Julie saga videos| 2009-02-20]]
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-02-20]]

For Julie's Eyes Only

2017-01-27T02:02:17Z

Keksz: updating video mirror

{{honest}}
<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|right|JULAY!]]</div>

<br>
[[Image:Blowupdoll.gif|center]]

{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an ancient meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY". Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY".}}

On 20 [[February 2009]], one of the closest things [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a sex tape was leaked to the Internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 3.2 million views.

On 31 [[May 2016]] it has been proven that Chris [[IMG 3207|still hasn't learned from his mistake.]]

==Summary==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi.}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Again, while humping Kimmi.}}

'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey, Julie," and glances at her.'']

'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]].''] "I love you, Julie..."

'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device.'']

'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera.'']

'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm... Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"

'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover.'']

'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. In an email, he tells Julie that his condom had broke so he had to put on another one.']

'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping.'']

'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast".'']

'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm... Julie! Julieeee!"

'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring.'']

'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie... Julie! Mmmm..."

'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll.'']

'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you, Julie?"

'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting.'']

'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... [unintelligible] take that cock... Mmm, Julie!"

'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']

'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting.'']

'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie... Julie!"

'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting.'']

'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll.'']

'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts.'']

'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll.'']

'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more.''] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"

'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll quickly. His face is extremely red.'']

'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm..."

'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated.'']

'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees.'']

'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit.'']

'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi.'']

'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULAAAAAY, JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju— Yeah... Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh..."

'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm— ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie... HNMPH!" [''More moaning.'']

'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN!!!" [''More moaning.'']

'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera.''] "Julie, thank you."

==Postcards==
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = What Happens When Chris Chan Gets His Blow Up Doll
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ifpYhCUktR4}}
| stardate = 23 [[January 2010]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ5-dbGXiD7i4uAOeTD0Vkg John Segway]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| type =
| info = What has sceience done.}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[A-Log]] Watches A Man Fuck A Blow-Up Doll
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hnkxUcn-2Gc}}
| stardate = 20 [[May 2012]]
| maker = [[Anthony LoGatto]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Smug|[[Narcissism]]}}, {{Violence|[[Death Threats]]}}
| type = "Commentary"
| info = Warning: this video is painful.}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = JULAAAY: A-Log Edition
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-Ve-lcD5TT4}}
| stardate = 19 [[July 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEfTnwTUTjRIuC5MQk9AsnA The A-Log Archive]
| info = For [[/cwc/]]
|}}

==See also==
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]
* [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]
*[[IMG 3207]] - Chris' second "attempt" at a sex tape.

==External links==
* [https://archive.org/details/cwc-forjulieseyesonly Watch it online]
* [http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=52656&n=JULAY.swf JULAY + TIMMEH!]
* https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/for-julie-s-eyes-only/ Alternate video mirror]
* [http://sonichumart.com/vids/2009-02-20+For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only.MP4 Download the full video here!] (broken)

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[[Category: Chris-chan videos, February 2009| 2009-02-20]]
[[Category: Julie saga videos| 2009-02-20]]
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-02-20]]

Lesbian Sex Audition

2017-01-27T02:00:39Z

Keksz: updating video mirror

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'''IMG 3207''' is a [[YouTube]] Video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[may_2016|May 2016]] in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a [[Tomgirl|lesbian]] couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of [[Hanky-Panky|natural impregnation]]. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of [[For Julies Eyes Only]] (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a [[Sex_toys|blow-up doll]], explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his [[Duck|dick]] is "five, seven inches long".

The video was previously mentioned in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], as Chris explained it was made to show Sam and Ellen how a natural birth was better and to compete with [[Johan]] who made his own video. Chris also made an online poll to let the public decide whose video was better - at the time of writing, Johan has a clear lead.

The demonic [[Sonic Totem]] reappears in this video. Members of Kiwi Farms were quick to point out how it has turned away in horror to what is happening next to it, and many ended up feeling sympathy for the artifact itself.

As of June 2, 2016. Youtube deleted the video due to violating its policies on nudity and sexual content. A backup of this video can be found [https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/img-3207/ here.]

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = IMG 3207
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1zosxGbUdLo}}
| stardate =31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Bra and Tights
| previous = [[CWC vs Johan vote link]]
| next = [[Happy Cat *kisses*]]
}}

== Transcript==
Hello Sam and Ellen! It's Christine Chandler coming to you live from... [[Chris's room|my bedroom]]! Which is separate from my [[Work Room]]. Anyway, so, y'all wanna see a little.. play, huh?

[''starts removing bathrobe''] Yeah, I'm not naked, totally, but, to get the point across. [''higher pitched''] Enough to get the point across! So.. remembering from whatcha said, rule number one, the foreplay!

Hmm, make out... [''starts making out with the doll, eventually moving down to the breasts and chewing on its nipples''] Hmm. And it show... the pussy! I know where it is, the clitoris would be... [gibberish] assuming this would be the front, that'd be the back, cuz that's how big the hole is here. There's the clitoris, and the vagina's down here somewhere in the middle, and we don't wanna... hit the peehole which is in between.

I know about the labia... [''dives in and starts sucking the doll's crotch'']

[''flips the doll over''] And uh... not comfortable with it yet but I'll get around to it... uhh, I might definitely ask y'all to shower beforehand, but... we could try anal. [''starts eating the doll's ass'']

[''wiping his mouth''] Yeah... I'll definitely ask y'all to get that bleached. But anyway aside from that, um, yes I'm aware of toys... umm, I have a vibrator, I did have, this one on hand, though it's still wrapped in plastic anyhow. So, you know I nev— so you can tell I never used it. Alright, so yeah, so.. it's like... few things we can do here [''grabs doll and sticks vibrator up its backside''] prolly, put it up your be— up your behind... now... [''holding the doll up by the vibrator''] y'all would be— your center of gravity would be a lot better than this one's.

[''flips the doll over and sticks the vibrator in its vagina''] And... be doin' this goin' on while we're... [''starts making out with the doll again'']

And then of course I know about the vibrator go "bzzzzzz..." [''shakes the vibrator around and shoves it back inside the doll''] but I mean it's pretty straightforward, so... [''places the vibrator back in the cupboard''] I just wanna move on from that... part.

Alright so lemme see whatdya'll wanna see, whatdya'll wanna see oh yeah [''kneels on bed''] the uh, piledriver [''stands on bed and begins to piledrive the sex doll'']

[''eventually kneels back down''] alright lemme see, the uh... well I forget the name but we're on our side for this one. [''lies down on side and presses doll up against his body with some struggle''] [donkey?] [inaudible~go like that?] yeah. And, it goes in there. [inaudible] [''begins to hump the sex doll'']

I know yes, we're [[Wikipedia:Tribadism|tribbing]]! Alright, then, bottom of the list, well, whatcha say, whichever, apparently, yeah let's put the arms up for this demonstration. Lesbian. [''Weird humming''] Y'all feeling this? Y'all feeling this? Now let me see, I believe that was the basics from your email, and, uh, moment. And now for some, some breaststroke. Just go with the flow, enjoy the view. [''Sing-song voice''] This way would be preferred.
Off top of my head, that's a good workout, so far. I hope I [''gibberish''] impressed y'all with that, and I look forward to your reply. It still dispenses. The thing's still, like, 5 to 7 inches long erect, so, Sam and Ellen, please have my babies. Have our babies. Have our little girls. Thank you, good night.

== Trivia ==
* The Chandler family still have their [[Christmas]] trees up 5 months after it was socially acceptable to do so.
* The record behind Chris is ''[[Wikipedia:Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell|Bobbie Gentry and Glen Campbell]]'', presumably one of [[Bob]]'s.
* All hail the [[Sonic Totem]].
* CWC finally mastered the spin move at 4:30.

==See also==
* [[For Julies Eyes Only]]
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Duck]]
* [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Chris%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 Video mirror] (broken)
* [https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Johan%27s%20Sex%20Moves.mp4 Johan's competing video, featuring Kimmi] (broken)

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