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Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

2020-12-23T22:33:10Z

KenKaniff:

[[Image:074-HedgehogBoys.jpg|thumb|The Hedgehog Boys]]
{{Quote|[[Shadow]]! [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]! The [[Niggos|dark half]] can rock you! [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Rockin' in the atomic! And [[Chris and his Ego|the leader]] who put the band together Singin’ with this song! His name is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Chandler]]!|from "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"}}
::''For their self-titled album, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]. For their theme song, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]].''

'''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''' was a "virtual band" formed and fronted by [[Chris]]. In his head, helping him compose the [[Chris and music|music]] was [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the rest of the gang; in [[Chris and reality|reality]], there wasn't a band. The albums consisted entirely of Chris poorly recording himself shouting awful [[parody]] lyrics about [[Ego|his shitty life]] over [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] pop music, which, according to him, qualifies as new and unique compositions.

==The boys in the band==
[[File:Hedboy.PNG|thumb|Scenes like this made the breakup of the band inevitable.]]

The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including [[Tobacky|drug abuse]], [[Pregnant Act|unwanted pregnancies]], [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|regicide]] and [[Hanky-panky|general debauchery]].

*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]: vocals
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: bass, or perhaps guitar ([[Chris and Art|thanks, Chris]])
*[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]: guitar
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]: drums
*[[Black Sonichu]] (Blake): keyboard

In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were gone, replaced by [[Wild]] (on bass) and [[Punchy]] (on drums). [[Layla Flaaffy]] also joined as stage manager.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> {{clear}}

==Albums==
[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|left|First album cover]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album]]
To date, they have released two albums, both to rave reviews:

*''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]'' ([[2003]])
*''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]'' ([[2009]])
{{clear}}

==Singles==
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys have released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for "[[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]]" and "[[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]]" that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. The lyrics of "[[Revive Zordon]]" appear in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but a musical version has yet to appear (created by Chris, at the very least).

==Gallery==
{{clear}}
[[File:Autisticmajesties.jpg|thumb|left|[[Barack Obama|The Rolling Stones]] edition]]
[[File:128650737563.jpg|thumb|right|[[100 2269|The Beatles]] edition]]
<gallery>
Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Sonichu is doing it wrong
Image:447px-Artgalleryhedgehogs.jpg|As seen in ''Sonichu'' Comics!
Image:SchuComic6P14.jpg|Ad from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
</gallery>

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download Christian and the Hedgehog Boys] (Working link as of 14 December 2020)
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!] (Working link as of 14 December 2020)
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]

==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=CWC Sings}}
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
{{References}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
[[Category: Music]]

December 2020 social media posts

2020-12-22T13:59:19Z

KenKaniff: /* Pickle candy */

{{ongoing}}

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[December 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Jasper==
2 December

''In response to a tweet announcing the release of {{W|Sam & Max Save the World|Sam & Max Save the World}} on the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch|Nintendo Switch]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Jasper is a happy Pie! 😊⚡}}

==Chris likes this==
2 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of Sonichu.''

{{quoteboxyellow|I like this. 😊⚡}}

==Lost island with SNT==
3 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @[[ProjectSNT]] and #opuscon789, guess where I am right now. I’m on that damn lost island with SNT, Elise and the everyone else. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December3SNTVsSonichu.jpg|400px]]}}

Shadow the Hedgehog (@Shadow_Hegehog)

{{quoteboxgreen|where is shadow}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He’s not here; he’s back at home in [[C-197]].}}

''In response to a Twitter user telling Chris to leave [[ProjectSNT]] alone.''

{{quoteboxyellow|[''Leave Britney alone! GIF'']}}

==Crystal concept art==
3 December

''In response to a tweet displaying concept art for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Very nice. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Patti-Chan and Ben Saint comic==
3 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Patti-Chan]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s cute.}}

111/1112221111 (@tommy36536743)

{{quoteboxred|You should be asleep now 😉}}

Scotch Pilgrim (@vsthegrifters)

{{quoteboxorange|Geniuses never sleep}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Plus this body has a fickle [[biological clock|circadian rhythm]].}}

4 December

Will (@UrOpinionIsShlt)

{{quoteboxgreen|I wish people would stop with the mislabelings IM STRAIGHT}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Who do you think you’re fooling?

[[File:December4BenSaintArt1.jpg|350px]] [[File:December4BenSaintArt2.jpg|350px]]}}

Beau M (@beau74335646)

{{quoteboxred|He’s just quoting you in case if you didn’t understand}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Obviously; I got the reference. I was playing off of the likely fact that he was referring to himself as he said that.}}

{{quoteboxred|And I thought you haded that comic?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Regardless of feeling, the panel is still appropriate and okay to use.}}

==Slipping into other dimensions==
4 December

''In response to a ween tweeting at Chris asking him not to involve [[ProjectSNT]] in the [[Dimensional Merge]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|She’s already been involved by slipping into other dimensions, and getting involved in the other fated similar adventures.}}

==Gatorade==
4 December

''In response to [[ProjectSNT]] tweeting out pictures of things from a Pokemon themed Advent Calendar.''

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s a sour Panpour; looks like someone tried to mix in some Gatorade with its water typing.}}

==Youthful artist==
5 December

''In response to an enabler asking for Chris's permission for a piece of artwork to be featured on [[Reddit|r/CultOfCWC]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, you may feature it there, despite the events of the third Bullet Point on the the youthful artist portrayed here.}}

==Sonic World DX==
5 December

{{quoteboxyellow|**A wild Sonichu has appeared, but wait! It’s a Shiny!! Register this one into your PokéDex today in @SonicWorldDX R8 or R9.

https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, free bonus Icon of the Shiny variant, and we’re Featured on @GameBanana; so awesome. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December5ShinySonichuIcon.jpg|180px]] [[File:December5FeaturedOnGameBanana.jpg|230px]]}}

==Magi-Chan and glasses==
5 December

''Chris quote tweets a post with fanart of [[Magi-Chan]] in various different costumes.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Very nice, but maybe update the glasses on the first image; there is no model magic holding them. And if you’re going with the feminine
Lady Magíc Sonichu, then you may want to make the tail heart-curvey at the end. Please, respect our psychic types. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December5TwitterGlasses.jpg|250px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And no need for the bulge at the crotch in the Chris Chan attire image, please.}}

==Very cool==
6 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Rosechu]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Very cool. 😊⚡}}

==So?==
6 December

Aqua Ampora (@AquaManMck)

{{quoteboxorange|Chris, your shite mod wasn't featured on anything, Gamebanana has this thing where they show the newest mods on their front page, everyone's mods are on the front page when they upload, genius.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, so?}}

==Zap-Hog==
7 December

''Chris quote tweets a post of a Twitter user inquiring of what he thinks of an "Adventures of Sonichu the Zap-hog" idea and theme song.''

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s cool. As for the song, I like it; find a lady singer to sing it in tune to the track, make it an mp3; and we’ve got a new track for our set. ⚡⚡⚡}}

''In response to an enabler replying to Chris's previous tweet with a GIF of a monkey.''

{{quoteboxyellow|[''GIF of a monkey with text saying "GET FUNNY MONKEY'D"]}}

==Electric Goat==
7 December

''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with concept art of a new design for Sonichu.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Uh, no, I am not a goat, but that concept is not bad for a separate individual OC.}}

==Ben Saint and Idea Guys==
7 December

[[Ben Saint]]

''In response to a Twitter user replying to one of Chris's recent tweets remarking how if only 2009 Chris could see modern-day Chris.''

{{quoteboxgreen|Modern Chris and Pre-2009 Chris already met in C-197 and modern Chris kicked old Chris in the groin. If you read your history you'd know that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Unfortunately, that is true; that happened during the months of IdeaGuy.}}

8 December

Mason Mellinger (@mellinger_mason)

{{quoteboxred|So, you just admitted you were and still are [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by the [[Idea Guys]]. [[Dimensional Merge|The merge]], [[Messiah complex|the]] [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] [[Chris and religion|stuff]], all of it. Christine, if you’re still in there it’s not too late fix your life for the better. It’s ok to face [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No, [[Null|that has been stopped in April]], and made undone with [[Magical thinking|Chris' Aether and abilities]]. [[List of Chris's lies|We are not under the influence of IdeaGuy.]]}}

==Sache==
7 December

Saki's Art Dump (@artofmcgee)

{{quoteboxorange|You just going to scroll by without saying happy birthday to Sache???

[''Artwork of a character named Sache'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|¡Feliz Cumpleaños, Sache! 😊⚡}}

==CosmicKeyframe==
7 December

CosmicKeyframe Productions (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) (@CosmicKeyframe)

{{quoteboxgreen|My new Youtube profile pic! Out with the old, in with the Cosmic! :D

[''Screenshot of new Youtube profile picture'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Love it; it looks really good. 😊⚡}}

==Goofball==
8 December

Max G (@BrainDumpTweets)

{{quoteboxred|I've decided to release a new Brain Dump this month, but ONLY if you say something nice about Goofball

[''Artwork of a character named Goofball'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I like the aura around Goofball; looks good. 😊⚡}}

==Type of hater troll==
8 December

Gibbontake (@TheHippocrit)

{{quoteboxorange|Stupid people are so exhausting

The smugness, the absolute certainty that they're correct, the ironclad stubbornness

It's just too much. I don't know how people can argue for so long in the face of someone who has no intention of EVER saying "i guess i was wrong about that"}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That is one definition of a hater type of troll.}}

==SNT Advent Calender==
8 December

''In response to [[ProjectSNT]]'s day 7 tweet of a Pokemon themed Advent Calendar.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, I wanna say that’s a Haxorus, but it looks like it’s part Skarmory.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Even better, a silver Dragonzord or a Mecha Godzilla.}}

==Pinkie Pie==
8 December

{{quoteboxyellow|A little Pinkie Pie reminded me that someone of a certain #Quill has a birthday coming up.

[''GIF of two human Pinkie Pie's from Equestria Girls going in and out of a portal'']}}

==New icon==
8 December

{{quoteboxyellow|New Icon for something special in a little while. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December8TwitterIcon.jpg|250px]]}}

9 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Slight delay, but we wanted to make sure nobody was feeling red-nosed and left out when we have Blake uploaded for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9. The new voice clips will be even more the worth it, like a lovely sea shell souvenir for Bubbles Rosechu.
⚡⚡⚡}}

J sandwich (@Randomg40184662)

{{quoteboxgreen|Dang that's 3 sonichu mods now. I've got some ideas for what the next one might be
1. Ultra Sonichu (the super form for sonichu doesn't look like ultra Sonichu)
2. Chris chan Sonichu
3. Punchy
Sonichu}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Ultra Sonichu is playable; have the seven Chaos Emeralds and collect the rings to the activate it with a jump and a press of “Y” button. We have more in mind for the future. Still would appreciate a Rosey Rosechu Mod, though; we have the voice lines for the Mod.}}

==Patti-Chan in a future comic==
9 December

''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris if [[Patti-Chan]] will ever be in a future comic.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Very likely so}}

==Night Star==
10 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of a [[My Little Pony]] OC and [[Night Star]] sitting together.''

{{quoteboxyellow|I really love this. 😊⚡}}

''Chris quote tweets another tweet of more Night Star artwork.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, we remember your drawing, too. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Color contacts==
10 December

''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with art of [[Liquid Chris]] with color contact lenses.''

{{quoteboxyellow|You gave him colour contacts. Meh.}}

==Strawberries==
10 December

''In response to a ween tweeting at Chris with artwork of a character asking Chris if he would like to eat some strawberries.''

{{quoteboxyellow|I would, but I think your head would be too big for my [[fapcup|fruit cup]]. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==More Sonic mod stuff==
10 December

''Chris continues the recent new icon Twitter thread.''

{{quoteboxyellow|And, yes, while in its prototypical levels with the initial base, all future Sonichu and Rosechu Mods will be made positive to have different result poses, different skill sets with completed animations, and so on. Not to mention more accurate physical details.⚡⚡

[[File:December10ModImage1.jpg|350px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Obviously between me, Shiny and Blake, we can get away with having the same skill sets for now, of which shall be updated when the model is updated. Definitely want to give Blake a different pose with closed fists. And this pose is okay, but does not suit me. Just my two bolts.

[[File:December10ModImage2.jpg|350px]]}}

==Chris loves this==
10 December

''Chris quote tweets a fan making an {{w|Emblem}} of Sonichu.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Love this! ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Chris begs for money==
10 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, just to mention, we will not be asking for presents, [[Chris and money|but if y’all want to, money can be directly sent to Mama Chris’ PayPal]], paypal.com/paypalme/cwcvilleguardian/.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, I Know what you haters are gonna say, “OOH! Christine’s asking for money again. Don’t give her any money; she’ll just spend it on [[Legos]] and [[Chris and video games|vidya games]]. Bladdy, bladdy blah.” No, we could use some money [[Financhu Crisis|to keep the bank accounts better afloat this time around]]. Okay?

[''GIF from [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]] of [[Women's rights|Sonichu slapping Rosechu]]'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|If you all would be kind to do so, please, and Thank you, kindly and very much.
⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I will comment, however, that I have never abused Rosey over the years like a lot of the haters like to portray me in doing. The repercussions from seeing those abusive memories from my alt-dimension self-counterparts who have, however, is not helpful to Rosey or I, either. Stop.}}

==Praetor sells medallions==
11 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone, up and available now are a bunch of personally approved [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallions.]] This is the first run of them, and will be limited in supply, so order yours now. [[Praetor|@_Praetor_]]
[[File:Sonichu_medallion_etsy_dec_2020.jpg]]

[https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion Etsy page]}}

''Later, Chris would clarify that he did not make the medallions:''

{{quoteboxyellow|Okay, I get that all of you have greater appreciation of medallions directly made with these hands and Chris’ soul energy and time, but during this time we are not able to make them personally, which is why we outsourced for an artist who is blessed by Chris Chan, personally, and Magi-Chan Approved, to make them on our behalf. And we do get a portion of the profits, directly, if that helps puts your concerns at ease. At least I am able to give you some good Sonichu gameplay in @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9, with a theme as well. Count your blessings.}}

==Education==
11 December

''In response to a Twitter user giving a C- grade to ween art.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, someone earned a “C”; meme that up. Chris [[Honor Roll|hardly has ever earned a C or a D in her education]]. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December11ModImage.jpg|250px]]}}

==Sonic mod voice acting stuff==
12 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone, because we felt like the dialogue direct from Magi-Chan and Christine are important for all to hear for now, so here is a Beta-like early access to both of their Mods for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9. Note, this is not the final product.

gamebanana.com/textures/6272}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, had to relocate the Shiny Sonichu Mod (stupid, picky haters). It is still on Gamebanana, thank Chris Chan.

gamebanana.com/textures/6271}}

==Lots of love==
12 December

''In response to a Twitter user stating that they love Chris.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Lots of love. 💛⚡}}

==Mean-spirited level==
12 December

Ruby RoseyChu (@Ruby64723133)

{{quoteboxred|Is it okay if I do some animation memes with sonichu and the gang?
@CPU_CWCSonichu}}

{{quoteboxyellow|As long as they are not mean-spirited or Hater level, that is all right.}}

==Helena G.F.==
12 December

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G.F.]]

{{quoteboxorange|Today I had my 5th dream with Chrischan and I was getting married with her and her mom was teaching me how to make scrambled eggs for breakfast, just like Chris likes them. I don't even think she eats that for breakfast. What the mind creates, huh?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, for your information, Chris does like egg foods for breakfast when she can get that; she makes her own omelettes, too. Very yummy, with a dash of ghost pepper sauce. She’ll take them scrambled. But her favourite is adding spinach to make the eggs positively green (and ham).}}

{{quoteboxorange|Then was the dream a warning then? A premonition?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|To be determined and confirmed via in-person experience}}

==Velocity's rings==
13 December

''In response to a tweet with a comic showing how Velocity the cat, an original character (not of Chris's) got her rings''

v e l o c i t y (@ConceptChaos)

{{quoteboxred|[[File:Velocity rings.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very cool, and I can agree, personally.

[[File:Chris rings.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quoteboxred|AHHHHH I LOVE IT ♡

I'm legit jealous ; o ;}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Velocity looks to be a really cool cat. Have you played @SonicWorldDX R9? Velocity would make for a cool character Mod for it.}}

{{quoteboxred|I have not, no. I'll look into it tho!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|It is an awesome fun game (despite the glitches), and there are many Mods available and playable in R9. Can’t stop playing it; it is that good.}}

{{quoteboxred|I'm downloading R9 now, I'm very excited to try it. I wish I could find a way to Mod Velocity in there, but I know 0% about how to go on about it lol}}

{{quoteboxyellow|There are people who excel at Mod creating; you could commission one of those who are doing commissions to make it, and then you could add it onto Gamebanana or something to share it with everyone. And, if you wanted, you could even add your own voice acting for Velocity.}}

{{quoteboxred|I would definitely commission someone if I knew where to find them. I'll try making a tweet and see if anyone responds! I'll let you know if anything comes out of this :D}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’ll check again as well and let you know of anything I find.}}

==Additional posts regarding the [[Praetor]] [[medallions]]==
11-13 December (in chronological order)

{{quoteboxyellow|Okay, I get that all of you have greater appreciation of medallions directly made with these hands and Chris’ soul energy and time, but during this time we are not able to make them personally, which is why we outsourced for an artist who is blessed by Chris Chan, personally,...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|...and Magi-Chan Approved, to make them on our behalf. And we do get a portion of the profits, directly, if that helps puts your concerns at ease. At least I am able to give you some good Sonichu gameplay in [https://twitter.com/SonicWorldDX @SonicWorldDX] R8 and R9, with a theme as well. [[Chris and his ego|Count your blessings.]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, the Medallions are replicas of the original one, as they are molded from it's cast. And I did have a personal hand in making these medallions along with the group and artist. So, these medallions are about as genuine, and they have some of the love from this body in them.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I forgot to mention, some of these medallions are personally signed, so randomly, you may get a signed one. ⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxyellow|So, to reiterate: the Medallions are replicas of the original one, as they are molded from it's cast. And I did have a personal hand in making these medallions along with the group and artist; the love is in there. Plus, some of them are signed. [[Chris and money|Buy now.]]}}

Cryptic Enigma (@CrypticEnigma50)

{{quoteboxorange|Are you getting any royalties or a certain percentage from each purchase, why are you promoting merchandise that isn’t yours?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I am, yes.}}

''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris why they look different from the regular Medallions.''

{{quoteboxyellow|This is the first run, the second run will end up being more accurate. But you will want to get in on the first run, as it will be a personal collectible.}}

Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)

{{quoteboxgreen|Should've shown a later run then if that's the case. Don't you realize the display item is supposed to look nicer then what you actually get. Didn't you learn anything from fast food establishments?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and count your blessing.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You're not hearing me out thou, the display is supposed to look nicer by comparison to the actual product. That's just how it is.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Sonichu” book zero looked ugly in comparison to the later books.}}

==Rudolph==
13 December

''In response to a Twitter user stating that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired on Tv in 1964.''

{{quoteboxyellow|That was 18 years before Christine was born in ‘82.}}

==Sonic World DX Discord==
13 December

v e l o c i t y (@ConceptChaos)

{{quoteboxred|FRIENDS:Are there any Mod makers out there that will be willing to make a Velocity Mod for @SonicWorldDX?I will pay you handsomely for your efforts, please leave a comment or send me a DM. Thanks :3c}}

{{Quoteboxyellow|There’s also a Discord Server of the game where your search may yield results as well.}}

==Sonic World DX video==
14 December

''[Note: It is worth mentioning that Chris uploaded this video at [[biological clock|2:40 a.m.]].]'''

''Chris attaches a short video of him playing Sonic World DX to the tweet.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Here’s another reason why @SonicWorldDX is awesome: it allows dimensionally-distant family to come together and run. 💛😊⚡

{{#ev:youtube|shSGApVP410}}
}}

==GameBanana haters==
15 December

''In response to one of Chris's recent Sonic World DX tweets.''

Sonic World DX (@SonicWorldDX)

{{quoteboxorange|Greetings. If you are having issues with mods and whether or not , please contact the mod manager: @DeeforTLProject . Thank you.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Thanks, I’ll look him up on Discord later. My problem is a bunch of haters wanting to give me yet another damn hard time flagging our content on Gamebanana.}}

==Sonic World human textures==
15 December

''Chris replies to a recent tweet regarding [[Sonic World]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Adding the Human version of Chris Chan Sonichu, retextured from a DBZ Mod by #Deefor, but with new and memorable recordings and dialogue directly from Chris Chan, herself.
@SonicWorldDX R8 and R9

[''External Google Drive download link'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, Once Again (I really feel hate and disgust with you bunch of Haters remaining in this dimension), the Magi-Chan, Chris Chan, and Shiny Sonichu Mods have been relocated.

Thank Vert 💚 for Google Drive.

[''Two Google Drive download links'']}}

==Lady Magi-Chan==
15 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of a "cool lady [[Magi-Chan|Magi Chan]]".''

{{quoteboxyellow|That is a lovely art of Lady Magíc Sonichu. Awesome job.}}

==Rocks Need Love==
18 December

''In response to a Twitter video of bloopers from a Sonic fan series.''

{{quoteboxyellow|That was a fun video. I agree, especially like @SonicWorldDX would be cooler with #TeamSonica, it would be just as cooler, if not
shockingly better, with us #Sonichus and #Rosechus Zappin’ It Up all day with y’all. And, Rocks are awesome; not just the magic ones.

RocksNeedLove

[[File:CelestialKey.jpg|240px]] [[File:SiraStarAngel.jpg|240px]] [[File:CelestialMojo-LightPower.jpg|240px]] [[File:December18Magi-ChanPortal.jpg|240px]]}}

==Our respective origin dimensions==
18 December

Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)

{{quoteboxgreen|To @CPU_CWCSonichu
Good day to all.
I have come to a conclusion (for whatever reason) about the difference between difference between the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon of Chris-Chan, and the Zap-hogs of Mister Simplistic (me).
So I'm holding a QnA in the comments, come and ask away.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The big difference being our respective origin dimensions. We, the OG Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, are from here and C-197, along with the likes of Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, Darkwing Duck, Ash Ketchum, Sonic, Mario, and so on. The dimension you’re accessing, dude, is mistakingly narrow-minded and even more tunnel visioned compared to Mama Christine’s tunnel vision associated with her former autism, that is actually being healed in this noggin as we speak. ⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By what claim did I ever say that either of our properties resided in the same dimension?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing, I was warming up the topic with the “Captain Obvious” reminder. And it’a not so much “properties” as they are discoveries on your part of pre-existing interdimensional beings.

I may have been born a Pichu, but I have learned and know a bunch of valid and strong words.⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|The Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are your thing, Zap-hogs are my thing, end of story.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Ooh, getting defensive, are we? Look, dude, all I was doing was stating facts from our perspective. You have every right to post what you know of the Zap-Hogs from your perspective; just don’t be surprised if you find more similarities than differences between them and us.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The main differences, really, are the origin dimensions and their physical appearances. I know, because I have linked with the memories of the Sonichu Prime of that dimension as well; sweet kid, and simplistic. I can appreciate that.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|At least Sonichu is the main character of my comic, little miss second fiddle.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Granted, Chris got carried away with herself in the past, she is making up for it and catching up Mach-Speed fast like light. Insults don’t work so well with mine and these mental self-defenses. The only relative petty insult you can make is on yourself, dude.}}

''In response to a Twitter user asking what a Zap-Hog is.''

{{quoteboxgreen|A Zap-hog is a subspecies of Hedgehog that broke off and evolved to not only to have a more anthro-like body, but also is able generate an electrical current through it's back quills.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|We can generate electricity through our quills, too. As well as our hands, our ears, our facial cheeks more than half of the time when we do, and even downward through our feet when need be.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|The electrical based attacks work more as a charge ability then an actual everyday attack. Other then that they have to attack by other means.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, so they can’t perform a Thunderbolt, Electrified Spin Dash, or a Thunderpunch? They have to stick with plain Spin Dash, Mega Punch, drop and regular kicks, and such “All Out Pummeling” with that Z-Crystal?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I want my characters to at least use other means of figuring out how to solve a situation. Rather then just use some OP super powers.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s cool, I respect that. But then they do Level Up, and then their attacks become OP rather you like it or not.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|K, but they'll suffer for doing so.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not with the divine protection of our Chris Chan Sonichu who protects us all and our self-counterparts interdimensionally. For too long, we’ve all had to suffer by the toxic thoughts of the haters of this dimension outside of C-197, but no more. You will see.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, unlike you're Sonichus and Rosechus, mine will be scared by their abilities, showing that their OP powers will cost them dearly.}}

19 December

{{quoteboxyellow|In other words, you’re purposefully undermining them? That’s about as bad as what Putin does to the Russians.}}

==Magi-Chan==
18 December

''In response to fanart of [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Mewtwo]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|I like it, but not to nitpick, But, the head quills need to look more male-level normal, since you’re going for our OG @MagiChan111448. Also, the high heels? That’s not his normal style in this timeline and dimension pair (1218 and C-197).

[[File:Livefromsubspacecard.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Aside from that, you did a really nice job drawing Mewtwo. For the most part, very good art piece. Thank you for the effort.}}

==Modding stuff==
18 December

''In response to the Sonic World DX Twitter account telling Chris that that they only take characters from the main timeline of Sonic the Hedgehog.''

{{quoteboxyellow|We enjoyed playing the demo of DX as well. I’m working on learning about Modding, starting from #Blender3d; #Fragmotion is more complicated, and yet it was used to convert the Mod designed in Blnder into the .b3d format for @SonicWorldDX R9. A headache not being able to open the .b3d model file in Blender, and I’m looking into conversion software. I have a retextured Mod for Blake with voice clips from him, personally, but for some reason, #Cirrusfire thought it well to use the texture area for the ear tip for the nose, so until when I do go public with it, it has a red nose, and Blake does not have a red nose, nor does he have a cold or any virus. Just saying.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And speaking of @SonicWorldDX R9, I was thinking of eventually working with an expert modder to make stages involving Cwcville and its
surroundings. The Mall and the park would make for a pretty good treasure hunting stage (inside the mall and out). On that note, you know what else would make for good stages? A run through #Charlottesville, Virginia from Forest Lakes to the Downtown Mall’s Pavillion with all those path options. The #UniversityofVirginia grounds would also make great treasure hunting area. And pretty much anywhere else in this dimension that is local. We have such levels of these areas in various games in C-197, and they are awesome fun. For you all, you all can make like with the cars suddenly abandoned due to half of everyone suddenly going superhero costumes and getting a start on their powers, and everyone else absent inhaving to cope with it all in confusion. And the likes of Eggman and Bowser sending in their troops through a portal from C-197 to take advantage of the situation, but little does he know we all have made the trek between dimensions, and we’re all taking out their pawns and going for them and their artillery that this dimension’s military is unable to fully take out and down. I’m rather surprised the Moding community haven’t done this with the available maps and location tourism and all that; get on it, dudes. Also, we’re not really fond of post-apocalyptic and apocalyptic and shit, so don’t go there, okay? Please and thanks. ⚡⚡⚡

Just my three bolts for now.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, and while we’re still learning about Modding, we’d still love to see a mod of Rosey Rosechu for Sonic World. We have the Bio in mind, and have the voice lines written and ready to record those at any time. Y’all can even make a male Rosechu with Russel with the Raichu ears and flat-tipped tail. You all have the options. Credit to @RosechuHorrors for the art.

[[File:WarriorAuthorRoseyCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:December18Flat-TippedTail.jpg|200px]]}}

==Cute scientist==
18 December

''In response to a tweet from a protected Twitter account.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Cute scientist, researching, professor, heavily alt-version of Rosey. Great job. 😊⚡}}

==Animation==
19 December

''Chris quote tweets someone remarking how they respect animators.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Do I agree with that very much. Not to mention in certain circumstances learning and practicing it, including that having to with 3D Modeling. Still learning for improving the Sonichu Mod for @SonicWorldDX R9.}}

Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)

{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Utopia is a better 3d sonic game.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, if you want to credit glitch difference. But, which would you rather do: play in One zone that is over sandboxed, or play in a variety of zones and stages with a variety of individuals to choose from? Personally, I like seeing and helping the Worlds.}}

==Hater or Bad Individual type==
19 December

''Chris quote tweets one of his recent replies stating that "The only relative petty insult you can make is on yourself, dude.".''

{{quoteboxyellow|I have come to realize that this is the most potent and viable comeback ever said to anyone, especially to any Hater or Bad Individual type.

“Insults don’t work against me. The only relative petty insult you can make is on yourself.”}}

{{quoteboxyellow|So, to all of you Haters and Bad types of this Dimension, your insults and crass don’t work on us. The only insults that have any effect at all are those you make on yourselves, Haters and Bad Trolls. ⚡⚡⚡}}

Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)

{{quoteboxgreen|Damn @CPU_CWCSonichu, I made you butt hurt that bad?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The only one butt hurt was you. Work on your self-insult comedy routine, dude.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Chris had already done that on herself years ago in hating herself and getting that ventilation done and over with. And I’ve accepted and moved beyond my major flaws from when I was holding that gun during those months with IdeaGuy. Haters, Bads and Hazers got nothing on us.⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|All I wanted was to have a separate property with my Zap-hog thing. But instead you insisted that it's an AU from your thing, and insult me from doing something original with your half baked character ripoffs. You did the same thing with Rosechu, and Asperchu.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You do what you want; I was giving you warning to the bite of major karma that could well bite you back in inhibiting the Zap-hogs. Taking the literal electricity/Zap out of them is cruel and unusual.}}

==Neckwear==
19 December

Olive (The Other Reindeer) (@olivebrinker)

{{quoteboxorange|can’t wear my glasses cuz my mask keeps fogging them up so I basically can’t see anything today

[''Picture of them with a mask on'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Woahly Crap, I hate when that happens as well. I managed to find a work-around with the Mission brand neckwear that can make me look like #finnthehuman if I wanted to.}}

==GIFs and the merge==
19 December

UnholyPoo (@MyngxyC)

''One of Chris's recent tweets the hater trolls is quote tweeted.''

{{quoteboxred|And yet your replies are turned off.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[''GIF of Tom from Tom & Jerry laughing'']}}

{{quoteboxred|Thanks for the acknowledgment. You really do care.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, we do, to an extent.

[''GIF of Care Bears'']}}

{{quoteboxred|And that's why your Haters will always be well fed and hungry for more.

Btw, when is the Merge?}}

''In response to a Twitter user stating that the merge is never going to happen as Chris always retcons it.''

{{quoteboxyellow|You, too; you can be surprised and confused when it happens. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.}}

{{quoteboxred|So you pretty much gave up on the predictions because they always end up being lies? Good to know.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nope; your mind is moot and your logic is wrong.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’ll let you be surprised and confused when it happens.}}

{{quoteboxred|I think I'll be dead 😭}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Or, you could be dressed in a Sailor Soldier outfit and still alive. #TwistofFate. #KraKow.}}

==Pickle candy==
19 December

''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with art of [[Asperchu]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Sarcasm is the voice tone in your Tweet. But sincere and kind is the gift I have received from a fan and friend of ours: markers and pickle candy.
🥒😊⚡
“[[Random-access humor|Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Chimicherrichanga!]]”

[[File:December19PickleCandy.jpg|420px]]}}

Whether or not Chris realizes this was likely a jab at his hatred of [[pickle|pickles]] is unclear.

20 December

''In response to a Twitter user remarking how the candy looks like Xanax.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Nope, that’s pickle flavoured candy; it’s good enough. Mild in pickle flavour; tastes more like a cucumber with a bit of mint. This set of taste buds have had more accurate pickle flavour from the novelty Pickle Rick chocolate bar a couple of years ago.}}

==Chris "setting the record straight"==
20 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. I’m setting a record straight with these assumptions of mod stealing. I am not doing such a thing at all. I was still giving the author and staff original credits on the #Sonichu Mod, and they were flattered. And I admit, I took a step too far with the human Chris Chan mod, but I still gave #Deefor the due credit on that page. I also admit I likely have been under a misconception. I mean, still a touchy subject, I get it. I could go on about that, but others have done so before me like #MadMunchkin, and Chris and I agree with her on the details when it comes to art theft and all of that.

I, Sonichu Prime, and this body and brain of Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, are presently learning and exploring the 3D modeling programs of #Blender and #Fragmotion, so eventually we can personally Mod it up of our own abilities, but it still takes a long time to learn the odds and ends of the programs’ features, the conversion app, so on the future Sonichu Mods, we don’t have to start from scratch every time. And I get it, simple Recolours and new voice recordings aren’t enough to satisfy your quells, nitpicks and criticisms (freaking haters). I Agree. #ChrisChan’s Sonichu form is female, so it should have the breasts and the heart-shape-ended tail. Magi-Chan has an additional point on each ear, and he looks almost naked without his vest. And the biggest qualms I have are the results pose and the skill set. Nothing wrong with either of them, but Sonic Wind and Whirlwind are more appropriate for Angelica Rosechu; the skill set should have the Thundershock, Discharge and Volt Tackle, or at the least, add electricity animations into the attack animations when the attack happens. I’ve looked into the skill sets available in R9; found they stop at value 44 before repeating the default 1 skill set onward.

And the pose, a finger gun is okay for some, but that’s not really my kind of pose. I take what I can get, and I am sincerely grateful and appreciative of the work #Cirrusfire and #Sacktree put into the Mod, the icon art, and original voice acting (which that is now in the Shiny Sonichu Mod, and will still be there after the later edits are updated to it, complete with a unique pose for it).

I genuinely loved the Sonichu Mod for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9 when I discovered, downloaded, installed, and played it and enjoyed it. Obviously, Cirrus put in many hours of work figuring out the tail and ears and everything else with it. Unlike a certain other top “Sonic OC” whose mods are simply Sonic recolours (“Nothin’ personnel”). Cirrus put in his three bolts of effort and work into that, and I am very grateful. Not everyone gets that treatment. Tailsko’s Sonic World mod could really use that second tail and a proper tail propeller and flight animation, and Shadina could use the Chaos Spear animations for using skill set 5 without resulting in a “Memory Access Violation” and closing the game. But, as Chris would say, I digress. I sincerely apologize for coming off as erroneously mod-thieving. I am still learning and figuring this out; cut me some slack, please, I was born a Pichu in the wild, had to grow up quick and hard in early 2003, and worked very hard and tough with Rosey and the others defending Cwcville, helping out the rest of the Earth, checked out other dimensions and timelines and so on in missions, and presently still talking with you all from within Chris Chan’s body after eight and a half-plus months since the body-swap, last March. Thank You. ⚡⚡⚡ One last thing: at least I was able to share fresh recorded dialogue direct from Chris and Magi-Chan, personally as an impromptu Christmas gift for all of you. Be somewhat grateful for That at least. It could have been as bad as PC’s Sonic ‘06 (the future remake will be better). It is not everyday before a few days ago you can hear Chris shout “Leroy Jenkins” or tell Julay/BlueSpike to shut up. Or even reference the ol’ watch and win interview with “Well, they put my name in a hat and I just won.”
Be grateful; stop hating, hazing and bad-mouthing us. OK?

[[File:UnamusedSonichuEmoji.jpg]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|P.S.

The [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] is still happening; good luck with your own confusion in the heat of the moment. Be safe; do not say we didn’t warn you.}}

==More SNT Advent Calender==
20 December

''In response to [[ProjectSNT]]'s day 15 Twitter Pokemon Advent Calender.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Pikakoth}}

''In response to ProjectSNT's day 16 Twitter Pokemon Advent Calender.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Reminds me of Gotharita.}}

==Praying to Chris Chan==
21 December

''Chris quote tweets a tweet talking about praying to Chris Chan.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, our OG Chris Chan is the one we all should be praying to during these times. There are those who wish to do harm to our Earths in this dimension and timeline. Even a handful of Chris Chans from other alt-dimensions where the haters have misinterpreted her character/self.⚡

[[File:Patreoncard2.jpg|222px]] [[File:CPUBlueHeartTSSSF.jpg|222px]]}}

==Zonichu==
22 December

Pickchu (@zonichu)

{{quoteboxgreen|How can someone so slim eat so much? We went to the supermarket several times and I drew food for this goddess and still is eating?

By the way I think those are plastic grapes :(

[''Artwork of a Sonichu eating a lot of fruit'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Three words: [[Chris and health#Diet and nutrition|very high metabolism]]. That is common amongst Chris Chan Sonichus across dimensions and timelines. Not to mention all of the [[Sonichu's Edge|running]] they do.}}

==Patches==
22 December

{{quoteboxorange|its still a WIP but hopefully I can get it done soon. @CPU_CWCSonichu whaadoyathink?

[''Artwork of Sonichu characters'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Partly kinda hard to tel who’s who, but it looks very good so far. I look forward to the final piece. Keep up the good work. Thanks. 😊⚡}}

{{Social media}}

December 2020 social media posts

2020-12-22T13:58:10Z

KenKaniff: /* Zonichu */

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This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[December 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Jasper==
2 December

''In response to a tweet announcing the release of {{W|Sam & Max Save the World|Sam & Max Save the World}} on the [[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch|Nintendo Switch]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Jasper is a happy Pie! 😊⚡}}

==Chris likes this==
2 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of Sonichu.''

{{quoteboxyellow|I like this. 😊⚡}}

==Lost island with SNT==
3 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @[[ProjectSNT]] and #opuscon789, guess where I am right now. I’m on that damn lost island with SNT, Elise and the everyone else. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December3SNTVsSonichu.jpg|400px]]}}

Shadow the Hedgehog (@Shadow_Hegehog)

{{quoteboxgreen|where is shadow}}

{{quoteboxyellow|He’s not here; he’s back at home in [[C-197]].}}

''In response to a Twitter user telling Chris to leave [[ProjectSNT]] alone.''

{{quoteboxyellow|[''Leave Britney alone! GIF'']}}

==Crystal concept art==
3 December

''In response to a tweet displaying concept art for [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Very nice. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Patti-Chan and Ben Saint comic==
3 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Patti-Chan]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s cute.}}

111/1112221111 (@tommy36536743)

{{quoteboxred|You should be asleep now 😉}}

Scotch Pilgrim (@vsthegrifters)

{{quoteboxorange|Geniuses never sleep}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Plus this body has a fickle [[biological clock|circadian rhythm]].}}

4 December

Will (@UrOpinionIsShlt)

{{quoteboxgreen|I wish people would stop with the mislabelings IM STRAIGHT}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Who do you think you’re fooling?

[[File:December4BenSaintArt1.jpg|350px]] [[File:December4BenSaintArt2.jpg|350px]]}}

Beau M (@beau74335646)

{{quoteboxred|He’s just quoting you in case if you didn’t understand}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Obviously; I got the reference. I was playing off of the likely fact that he was referring to himself as he said that.}}

{{quoteboxred|And I thought you haded that comic?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Regardless of feeling, the panel is still appropriate and okay to use.}}

==Slipping into other dimensions==
4 December

''In response to a ween tweeting at Chris asking him not to involve [[ProjectSNT]] in the [[Dimensional Merge]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|She’s already been involved by slipping into other dimensions, and getting involved in the other fated similar adventures.}}

==Gatorade==
4 December

''In response to [[ProjectSNT]] tweeting out pictures of things from a Pokemon themed Advent Calendar.''

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s a sour Panpour; looks like someone tried to mix in some Gatorade with its water typing.}}

==Youthful artist==
5 December

''In response to an enabler asking for Chris's permission for a piece of artwork to be featured on [[Reddit|r/CultOfCWC]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, you may feature it there, despite the events of the third Bullet Point on the the youthful artist portrayed here.}}

==Sonic World DX==
5 December

{{quoteboxyellow|**A wild Sonichu has appeared, but wait! It’s a Shiny!! Register this one into your PokéDex today in @SonicWorldDX R8 or R9.

https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, free bonus Icon of the Shiny variant, and we’re Featured on @GameBanana; so awesome. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December5ShinySonichuIcon.jpg|180px]] [[File:December5FeaturedOnGameBanana.jpg|230px]]}}

==Magi-Chan and glasses==
5 December

''Chris quote tweets a post with fanart of [[Magi-Chan]] in various different costumes.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Very nice, but maybe update the glasses on the first image; there is no model magic holding them. And if you’re going with the feminine
Lady Magíc Sonichu, then you may want to make the tail heart-curvey at the end. Please, respect our psychic types. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December5TwitterGlasses.jpg|250px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And no need for the bulge at the crotch in the Chris Chan attire image, please.}}

==Very cool==
6 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of [[Rosechu]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Very cool. 😊⚡}}

==So?==
6 December

Aqua Ampora (@AquaManMck)

{{quoteboxorange|Chris, your shite mod wasn't featured on anything, Gamebanana has this thing where they show the newest mods on their front page, everyone's mods are on the front page when they upload, genius.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, so?}}

==Zap-Hog==
7 December

''Chris quote tweets a post of a Twitter user inquiring of what he thinks of an "Adventures of Sonichu the Zap-hog" idea and theme song.''

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s cool. As for the song, I like it; find a lady singer to sing it in tune to the track, make it an mp3; and we’ve got a new track for our set. ⚡⚡⚡}}

''In response to an enabler replying to Chris's previous tweet with a GIF of a monkey.''

{{quoteboxyellow|[''GIF of a monkey with text saying "GET FUNNY MONKEY'D"]}}

==Electric Goat==
7 December

''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with concept art of a new design for Sonichu.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Uh, no, I am not a goat, but that concept is not bad for a separate individual OC.}}

==Ben Saint and Idea Guys==
7 December

[[Ben Saint]]

''In response to a Twitter user replying to one of Chris's recent tweets remarking how if only 2009 Chris could see modern-day Chris.''

{{quoteboxgreen|Modern Chris and Pre-2009 Chris already met in C-197 and modern Chris kicked old Chris in the groin. If you read your history you'd know that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Unfortunately, that is true; that happened during the months of IdeaGuy.}}

8 December

Mason Mellinger (@mellinger_mason)

{{quoteboxred|So, you just admitted you were and still are [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by the [[Idea Guys]]. [[Dimensional Merge|The merge]], [[Messiah complex|the]] [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] [[Chris and religion|stuff]], all of it. Christine, if you’re still in there it’s not too late fix your life for the better. It’s ok to face [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No, [[Null|that has been stopped in April]], and made undone with [[Magical thinking|Chris' Aether and abilities]]. [[List of Chris's lies|We are not under the influence of IdeaGuy.]]}}

==Sache==
7 December

Saki's Art Dump (@artofmcgee)

{{quoteboxorange|You just going to scroll by without saying happy birthday to Sache???

[''Artwork of a character named Sache'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|¡Feliz Cumpleaños, Sache! 😊⚡}}

==CosmicKeyframe==
7 December

CosmicKeyframe Productions (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) (@CosmicKeyframe)

{{quoteboxgreen|My new Youtube profile pic! Out with the old, in with the Cosmic! :D

[''Screenshot of new Youtube profile picture'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Love it; it looks really good. 😊⚡}}

==Goofball==
8 December

Max G (@BrainDumpTweets)

{{quoteboxred|I've decided to release a new Brain Dump this month, but ONLY if you say something nice about Goofball

[''Artwork of a character named Goofball'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I like the aura around Goofball; looks good. 😊⚡}}

==Type of hater troll==
8 December

Gibbontake (@TheHippocrit)

{{quoteboxorange|Stupid people are so exhausting

The smugness, the absolute certainty that they're correct, the ironclad stubbornness

It's just too much. I don't know how people can argue for so long in the face of someone who has no intention of EVER saying "i guess i was wrong about that"}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That is one definition of a hater type of troll.}}

==SNT Advent Calender==
8 December

''In response to [[ProjectSNT]]'s day 7 tweet of a Pokemon themed Advent Calendar.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, I wanna say that’s a Haxorus, but it looks like it’s part Skarmory.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Even better, a silver Dragonzord or a Mecha Godzilla.}}

==Pinkie Pie==
8 December

{{quoteboxyellow|A little Pinkie Pie reminded me that someone of a certain #Quill has a birthday coming up.

[''GIF of two human Pinkie Pie's from Equestria Girls going in and out of a portal'']}}

==New icon==
8 December

{{quoteboxyellow|New Icon for something special in a little while. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December8TwitterIcon.jpg|250px]]}}

9 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Slight delay, but we wanted to make sure nobody was feeling red-nosed and left out when we have Blake uploaded for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9. The new voice clips will be even more the worth it, like a lovely sea shell souvenir for Bubbles Rosechu.
⚡⚡⚡}}

J sandwich (@Randomg40184662)

{{quoteboxgreen|Dang that's 3 sonichu mods now. I've got some ideas for what the next one might be
1. Ultra Sonichu (the super form for sonichu doesn't look like ultra Sonichu)
2. Chris chan Sonichu
3. Punchy
Sonichu}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Ultra Sonichu is playable; have the seven Chaos Emeralds and collect the rings to the activate it with a jump and a press of “Y” button. We have more in mind for the future. Still would appreciate a Rosey Rosechu Mod, though; we have the voice lines for the Mod.}}

==Patti-Chan in a future comic==
9 December

''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris if [[Patti-Chan]] will ever be in a future comic.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Very likely so}}

==Night Star==
10 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of a [[My Little Pony]] OC and [[Night Star]] sitting together.''

{{quoteboxyellow|I really love this. 😊⚡}}

''Chris quote tweets another tweet of more Night Star artwork.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, we remember your drawing, too. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Color contacts==
10 December

''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with art of [[Liquid Chris]] with color contact lenses.''

{{quoteboxyellow|You gave him colour contacts. Meh.}}

==Strawberries==
10 December

''In response to a ween tweeting at Chris with artwork of a character asking Chris if he would like to eat some strawberries.''

{{quoteboxyellow|I would, but I think your head would be too big for my [[fapcup|fruit cup]]. ⚡⚡⚡}}

==More Sonic mod stuff==
10 December

''Chris continues the recent new icon Twitter thread.''

{{quoteboxyellow|And, yes, while in its prototypical levels with the initial base, all future Sonichu and Rosechu Mods will be made positive to have different result poses, different skill sets with completed animations, and so on. Not to mention more accurate physical details.⚡⚡

[[File:December10ModImage1.jpg|350px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Obviously between me, Shiny and Blake, we can get away with having the same skill sets for now, of which shall be updated when the model is updated. Definitely want to give Blake a different pose with closed fists. And this pose is okay, but does not suit me. Just my two bolts.

[[File:December10ModImage2.jpg|350px]]}}

==Chris loves this==
10 December

''Chris quote tweets a fan making an {{w|Emblem}} of Sonichu.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Love this! ⚡⚡⚡}}

==Chris begs for money==
10 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, just to mention, we will not be asking for presents, [[Chris and money|but if y’all want to, money can be directly sent to Mama Chris’ PayPal]], paypal.com/paypalme/cwcvilleguardian/.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, I Know what you haters are gonna say, “OOH! Christine’s asking for money again. Don’t give her any money; she’ll just spend it on [[Legos]] and [[Chris and video games|vidya games]]. Bladdy, bladdy blah.” No, we could use some money [[Financhu Crisis|to keep the bank accounts better afloat this time around]]. Okay?

[''GIF from [[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]] of [[Women's rights|Sonichu slapping Rosechu]]'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|If you all would be kind to do so, please, and Thank you, kindly and very much.
⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I will comment, however, that I have never abused Rosey over the years like a lot of the haters like to portray me in doing. The repercussions from seeing those abusive memories from my alt-dimension self-counterparts who have, however, is not helpful to Rosey or I, either. Stop.}}

==Praetor sells medallions==
11 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone, up and available now are a bunch of personally approved [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallions.]] This is the first run of them, and will be limited in supply, so order yours now. [[Praetor|@_Praetor_]]
[[File:Sonichu_medallion_etsy_dec_2020.jpg]]

[https://www.etsy.com/listing/904683630/official-chris-chan-sonichu-medallion Etsy page]}}

''Later, Chris would clarify that he did not make the medallions:''

{{quoteboxyellow|Okay, I get that all of you have greater appreciation of medallions directly made with these hands and Chris’ soul energy and time, but during this time we are not able to make them personally, which is why we outsourced for an artist who is blessed by Chris Chan, personally, and Magi-Chan Approved, to make them on our behalf. And we do get a portion of the profits, directly, if that helps puts your concerns at ease. At least I am able to give you some good Sonichu gameplay in @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9, with a theme as well. Count your blessings.}}

==Education==
11 December

''In response to a Twitter user giving a C- grade to ween art.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, someone earned a “C”; meme that up. Chris [[Honor Roll|hardly has ever earned a C or a D in her education]]. ⚡⚡⚡

[[File:December11ModImage.jpg|250px]]}}

==Sonic mod voice acting stuff==
12 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone, because we felt like the dialogue direct from Magi-Chan and Christine are important for all to hear for now, so here is a Beta-like early access to both of their Mods for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9. Note, this is not the final product.

gamebanana.com/textures/6272}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, had to relocate the Shiny Sonichu Mod (stupid, picky haters). It is still on Gamebanana, thank Chris Chan.

gamebanana.com/textures/6271}}

==Lots of love==
12 December

''In response to a Twitter user stating that they love Chris.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Lots of love. 💛⚡}}

==Mean-spirited level==
12 December

Ruby RoseyChu (@Ruby64723133)

{{quoteboxred|Is it okay if I do some animation memes with sonichu and the gang?
@CPU_CWCSonichu}}

{{quoteboxyellow|As long as they are not mean-spirited or Hater level, that is all right.}}

==Helena G.F.==
12 December

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G.F.]]

{{quoteboxorange|Today I had my 5th dream with Chrischan and I was getting married with her and her mom was teaching me how to make scrambled eggs for breakfast, just like Chris likes them. I don't even think she eats that for breakfast. What the mind creates, huh?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, for your information, Chris does like egg foods for breakfast when she can get that; she makes her own omelettes, too. Very yummy, with a dash of ghost pepper sauce. She’ll take them scrambled. But her favourite is adding spinach to make the eggs positively green (and ham).}}

{{quoteboxorange|Then was the dream a warning then? A premonition?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|To be determined and confirmed via in-person experience}}

==Velocity's rings==
13 December

''In response to a tweet with a comic showing how Velocity the cat, an original character (not of Chris's) got her rings''

v e l o c i t y (@ConceptChaos)

{{quoteboxred|[[File:Velocity rings.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Very cool, and I can agree, personally.

[[File:Chris rings.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quoteboxred|AHHHHH I LOVE IT ♡

I'm legit jealous ; o ;}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Velocity looks to be a really cool cat. Have you played @SonicWorldDX R9? Velocity would make for a cool character Mod for it.}}

{{quoteboxred|I have not, no. I'll look into it tho!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|It is an awesome fun game (despite the glitches), and there are many Mods available and playable in R9. Can’t stop playing it; it is that good.}}

{{quoteboxred|I'm downloading R9 now, I'm very excited to try it. I wish I could find a way to Mod Velocity in there, but I know 0% about how to go on about it lol}}

{{quoteboxyellow|There are people who excel at Mod creating; you could commission one of those who are doing commissions to make it, and then you could add it onto Gamebanana or something to share it with everyone. And, if you wanted, you could even add your own voice acting for Velocity.}}

{{quoteboxred|I would definitely commission someone if I knew where to find them. I'll try making a tweet and see if anyone responds! I'll let you know if anything comes out of this :D}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’ll check again as well and let you know of anything I find.}}

==Additional posts regarding the [[Praetor]] [[medallions]]==
11-13 December (in chronological order)

{{quoteboxyellow|Okay, I get that all of you have greater appreciation of medallions directly made with these hands and Chris’ soul energy and time, but during this time we are not able to make them personally, which is why we outsourced for an artist who is blessed by Chris Chan, personally,...}}

{{quoteboxyellow|...and Magi-Chan Approved, to make them on our behalf. And we do get a portion of the profits, directly, if that helps puts your concerns at ease. At least I am able to give you some good Sonichu gameplay in [https://twitter.com/SonicWorldDX @SonicWorldDX] R8 and R9, with a theme as well. [[Chris and his ego|Count your blessings.]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, the Medallions are replicas of the original one, as they are molded from it's cast. And I did have a personal hand in making these medallions along with the group and artist. So, these medallions are about as genuine, and they have some of the love from this body in them.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I forgot to mention, some of these medallions are personally signed, so randomly, you may get a signed one. ⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxyellow|So, to reiterate: the Medallions are replicas of the original one, as they are molded from it's cast. And I did have a personal hand in making these medallions along with the group and artist; the love is in there. Plus, some of them are signed. [[Chris and money|Buy now.]]}}

Cryptic Enigma (@CrypticEnigma50)

{{quoteboxorange|Are you getting any royalties or a certain percentage from each purchase, why are you promoting merchandise that isn’t yours?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I am, yes.}}

''In response to a Twitter user asking Chris why they look different from the regular Medallions.''

{{quoteboxyellow|This is the first run, the second run will end up being more accurate. But you will want to get in on the first run, as it will be a personal collectible.}}

Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)

{{quoteboxgreen|Should've shown a later run then if that's the case. Don't you realize the display item is supposed to look nicer then what you actually get. Didn't you learn anything from fast food establishments?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|It’s an early thing; it will improve later on. Curb your enthusiasm and count your blessing.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You're not hearing me out thou, the display is supposed to look nicer by comparison to the actual product. That's just how it is.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Sonichu” book zero looked ugly in comparison to the later books.}}

==Rudolph==
13 December

''In response to a Twitter user stating that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired on Tv in 1964.''

{{quoteboxyellow|That was 18 years before Christine was born in ‘82.}}

==Sonic World DX Discord==
13 December

v e l o c i t y (@ConceptChaos)

{{quoteboxred|FRIENDS:Are there any Mod makers out there that will be willing to make a Velocity Mod for @SonicWorldDX?I will pay you handsomely for your efforts, please leave a comment or send me a DM. Thanks :3c}}

{{Quoteboxyellow|There’s also a Discord Server of the game where your search may yield results as well.}}

==Sonic World DX video==
14 December

''[Note: It is worth mentioning that Chris uploaded this video at [[biological clock|2:40 a.m.]].]'''

''Chris attaches a short video of him playing Sonic World DX to the tweet.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Here’s another reason why @SonicWorldDX is awesome: it allows dimensionally-distant family to come together and run. 💛😊⚡

{{#ev:youtube|shSGApVP410}}
}}

==GameBanana haters==
15 December

''In response to one of Chris's recent Sonic World DX tweets.''

Sonic World DX (@SonicWorldDX)

{{quoteboxorange|Greetings. If you are having issues with mods and whether or not , please contact the mod manager: @DeeforTLProject . Thank you.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Thanks, I’ll look him up on Discord later. My problem is a bunch of haters wanting to give me yet another damn hard time flagging our content on Gamebanana.}}

==Sonic World human textures==
15 December

''Chris replies to a recent tweet regarding [[Sonic World]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Adding the Human version of Chris Chan Sonichu, retextured from a DBZ Mod by #Deefor, but with new and memorable recordings and dialogue directly from Chris Chan, herself.
@SonicWorldDX R8 and R9

[''External Google Drive download link'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Also, Once Again (I really feel hate and disgust with you bunch of Haters remaining in this dimension), the Magi-Chan, Chris Chan, and Shiny Sonichu Mods have been relocated.

Thank Vert 💚 for Google Drive.

[''Two Google Drive download links'']}}

==Lady Magi-Chan==
15 December

''Chris quote tweets fanart of a "cool lady [[Magi-Chan|Magi Chan]]".''

{{quoteboxyellow|That is a lovely art of Lady Magíc Sonichu. Awesome job.}}

==Rocks Need Love==
18 December

''In response to a Twitter video of bloopers from a Sonic fan series.''

{{quoteboxyellow|That was a fun video. I agree, especially like @SonicWorldDX would be cooler with #TeamSonica, it would be just as cooler, if not
shockingly better, with us #Sonichus and #Rosechus Zappin’ It Up all day with y’all. And, Rocks are awesome; not just the magic ones.

RocksNeedLove

[[File:CelestialKey.jpg|240px]] [[File:SiraStarAngel.jpg|240px]] [[File:CelestialMojo-LightPower.jpg|240px]] [[File:December18Magi-ChanPortal.jpg|240px]]}}

==Our respective origin dimensions==
18 December

Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)

{{quoteboxgreen|To @CPU_CWCSonichu
Good day to all.
I have come to a conclusion (for whatever reason) about the difference between difference between the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon of Chris-Chan, and the Zap-hogs of Mister Simplistic (me).
So I'm holding a QnA in the comments, come and ask away.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The big difference being our respective origin dimensions. We, the OG Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, are from here and C-197, along with the likes of Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, Darkwing Duck, Ash Ketchum, Sonic, Mario, and so on. The dimension you’re accessing, dude, is mistakingly narrow-minded and even more tunnel visioned compared to Mama Christine’s tunnel vision associated with her former autism, that is actually being healed in this noggin as we speak. ⚡⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|By what claim did I ever say that either of our properties resided in the same dimension?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing, I was warming up the topic with the “Captain Obvious” reminder. And it’a not so much “properties” as they are discoveries on your part of pre-existing interdimensional beings.

I may have been born a Pichu, but I have learned and know a bunch of valid and strong words.⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|The Electric Hedgehog Pokemon are your thing, Zap-hogs are my thing, end of story.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Ooh, getting defensive, are we? Look, dude, all I was doing was stating facts from our perspective. You have every right to post what you know of the Zap-Hogs from your perspective; just don’t be surprised if you find more similarities than differences between them and us.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The main differences, really, are the origin dimensions and their physical appearances. I know, because I have linked with the memories of the Sonichu Prime of that dimension as well; sweet kid, and simplistic. I can appreciate that.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|At least Sonichu is the main character of my comic, little miss second fiddle.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Granted, Chris got carried away with herself in the past, she is making up for it and catching up Mach-Speed fast like light. Insults don’t work so well with mine and these mental self-defenses. The only relative petty insult you can make is on yourself, dude.}}

''In response to a Twitter user asking what a Zap-Hog is.''

{{quoteboxgreen|A Zap-hog is a subspecies of Hedgehog that broke off and evolved to not only to have a more anthro-like body, but also is able generate an electrical current through it's back quills.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|We can generate electricity through our quills, too. As well as our hands, our ears, our facial cheeks more than half of the time when we do, and even downward through our feet when need be.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|The electrical based attacks work more as a charge ability then an actual everyday attack. Other then that they have to attack by other means.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, so they can’t perform a Thunderbolt, Electrified Spin Dash, or a Thunderpunch? They have to stick with plain Spin Dash, Mega Punch, drop and regular kicks, and such “All Out Pummeling” with that Z-Crystal?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I want my characters to at least use other means of figuring out how to solve a situation. Rather then just use some OP super powers.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s cool, I respect that. But then they do Level Up, and then their attacks become OP rather you like it or not.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|K, but they'll suffer for doing so.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not with the divine protection of our Chris Chan Sonichu who protects us all and our self-counterparts interdimensionally. For too long, we’ve all had to suffer by the toxic thoughts of the haters of this dimension outside of C-197, but no more. You will see.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, unlike you're Sonichus and Rosechus, mine will be scared by their abilities, showing that their OP powers will cost them dearly.}}

19 December

{{quoteboxyellow|In other words, you’re purposefully undermining them? That’s about as bad as what Putin does to the Russians.}}

==Magi-Chan==
18 December

''In response to fanart of [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Mewtwo]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|I like it, but not to nitpick, But, the head quills need to look more male-level normal, since you’re going for our OG @MagiChan111448. Also, the high heels? That’s not his normal style in this timeline and dimension pair (1218 and C-197).

[[File:Livefromsubspacecard.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Aside from that, you did a really nice job drawing Mewtwo. For the most part, very good art piece. Thank you for the effort.}}

==Modding stuff==
18 December

''In response to the Sonic World DX Twitter account telling Chris that that they only take characters from the main timeline of Sonic the Hedgehog.''

{{quoteboxyellow|We enjoyed playing the demo of DX as well. I’m working on learning about Modding, starting from #Blender3d; #Fragmotion is more complicated, and yet it was used to convert the Mod designed in Blnder into the .b3d format for @SonicWorldDX R9. A headache not being able to open the .b3d model file in Blender, and I’m looking into conversion software. I have a retextured Mod for Blake with voice clips from him, personally, but for some reason, #Cirrusfire thought it well to use the texture area for the ear tip for the nose, so until when I do go public with it, it has a red nose, and Blake does not have a red nose, nor does he have a cold or any virus. Just saying.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And speaking of @SonicWorldDX R9, I was thinking of eventually working with an expert modder to make stages involving Cwcville and its
surroundings. The Mall and the park would make for a pretty good treasure hunting stage (inside the mall and out). On that note, you know what else would make for good stages? A run through #Charlottesville, Virginia from Forest Lakes to the Downtown Mall’s Pavillion with all those path options. The #UniversityofVirginia grounds would also make great treasure hunting area. And pretty much anywhere else in this dimension that is local. We have such levels of these areas in various games in C-197, and they are awesome fun. For you all, you all can make like with the cars suddenly abandoned due to half of everyone suddenly going superhero costumes and getting a start on their powers, and everyone else absent inhaving to cope with it all in confusion. And the likes of Eggman and Bowser sending in their troops through a portal from C-197 to take advantage of the situation, but little does he know we all have made the trek between dimensions, and we’re all taking out their pawns and going for them and their artillery that this dimension’s military is unable to fully take out and down. I’m rather surprised the Moding community haven’t done this with the available maps and location tourism and all that; get on it, dudes. Also, we’re not really fond of post-apocalyptic and apocalyptic and shit, so don’t go there, okay? Please and thanks. ⚡⚡⚡

Just my three bolts for now.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh, and while we’re still learning about Modding, we’d still love to see a mod of Rosey Rosechu for Sonic World. We have the Bio in mind, and have the voice lines written and ready to record those at any time. Y’all can even make a male Rosechu with Russel with the Raichu ears and flat-tipped tail. You all have the options. Credit to @RosechuHorrors for the art.

[[File:WarriorAuthorRoseyCard.jpg|200px]] [[File:December18Flat-TippedTail.jpg|200px]]}}

==Cute scientist==
18 December

''In response to a tweet from a protected Twitter account.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Cute scientist, researching, professor, heavily alt-version of Rosey. Great job. 😊⚡}}

==Animation==
19 December

''Chris quote tweets someone remarking how they respect animators.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Do I agree with that very much. Not to mention in certain circumstances learning and practicing it, including that having to with 3D Modeling. Still learning for improving the Sonichu Mod for @SonicWorldDX R9.}}

Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)

{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Utopia is a better 3d sonic game.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, if you want to credit glitch difference. But, which would you rather do: play in One zone that is over sandboxed, or play in a variety of zones and stages with a variety of individuals to choose from? Personally, I like seeing and helping the Worlds.}}

==Hater or Bad Individual type==
19 December

''Chris quote tweets one of his recent replies stating that "The only relative petty insult you can make is on yourself, dude.".''

{{quoteboxyellow|I have come to realize that this is the most potent and viable comeback ever said to anyone, especially to any Hater or Bad Individual type.

“Insults don’t work against me. The only relative petty insult you can make is on yourself.”}}

{{quoteboxyellow|So, to all of you Haters and Bad types of this Dimension, your insults and crass don’t work on us. The only insults that have any effect at all are those you make on yourselves, Haters and Bad Trolls. ⚡⚡⚡}}

Mister Simplistic (@MisterSimplist1)

{{quoteboxgreen|Damn @CPU_CWCSonichu, I made you butt hurt that bad?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The only one butt hurt was you. Work on your self-insult comedy routine, dude.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Chris had already done that on herself years ago in hating herself and getting that ventilation done and over with. And I’ve accepted and moved beyond my major flaws from when I was holding that gun during those months with IdeaGuy. Haters, Bads and Hazers got nothing on us.⚡⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|All I wanted was to have a separate property with my Zap-hog thing. But instead you insisted that it's an AU from your thing, and insult me from doing something original with your half baked character ripoffs. You did the same thing with Rosechu, and Asperchu.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|You do what you want; I was giving you warning to the bite of major karma that could well bite you back in inhibiting the Zap-hogs. Taking the literal electricity/Zap out of them is cruel and unusual.}}

==Neckwear==
19 December

Olive (The Other Reindeer) (@olivebrinker)

{{quoteboxorange|can’t wear my glasses cuz my mask keeps fogging them up so I basically can’t see anything today

[''Picture of them with a mask on'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Woahly Crap, I hate when that happens as well. I managed to find a work-around with the Mission brand neckwear that can make me look like #finnthehuman if I wanted to.}}

==GIFs and the merge==
19 December

UnholyPoo (@MyngxyC)

''One of Chris's recent tweets the hater trolls is quote tweeted.''

{{quoteboxred|And yet your replies are turned off.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[''GIF of Tom from Tom & Jerry laughing'']}}

{{quoteboxred|Thanks for the acknowledgment. You really do care.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, we do, to an extent.

[''GIF of Care Bears'']}}

{{quoteboxred|And that's why your Haters will always be well fed and hungry for more.

Btw, when is the Merge?}}

''In response to a Twitter user stating that the merge is never going to happen as Chris always retcons it.''

{{quoteboxyellow|You, too; you can be surprised and confused when it happens. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.}}

{{quoteboxred|So you pretty much gave up on the predictions because they always end up being lies? Good to know.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nope; your mind is moot and your logic is wrong.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’ll let you be surprised and confused when it happens.}}

{{quoteboxred|I think I'll be dead 😭}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Or, you could be dressed in a Sailor Soldier outfit and still alive. #TwistofFate. #KraKow.}}

==Pickle candy==
19 December

''In response to a Twitter user tweeting at Chris with art of [[Asperchu]].''

{{quoteboxyellow|Sarcasm is the voice tone in your Tweet. But sincere and kind is the gift I have received from a fan and friend of ours: markers and pickle candy.
🥒😊⚡
“Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Pickle Barrel, Kumquat, Chimicherrichanga!”

[[File:December19PickleCandy.jpg|420px]]}}

Whether or not Chris realizes this was likely a jab at his hatred of [[pickle|pickles]] is unclear.

20 December

''In response to a Twitter user remarking how the candy looks like Xanax.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Nope, that’s pickle flavoured candy; it’s good enough. Mild in pickle flavour; tastes more like a cucumber with a bit of mint. This set of taste buds have had more accurate pickle flavour from the novelty Pickle Rick chocolate bar a couple of years ago.}}

==Chris "setting the record straight"==
20 December

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. I’m setting a record straight with these assumptions of mod stealing. I am not doing such a thing at all. I was still giving the author and staff original credits on the #Sonichu Mod, and they were flattered. And I admit, I took a step too far with the human Chris Chan mod, but I still gave #Deefor the due credit on that page. I also admit I likely have been under a misconception. I mean, still a touchy subject, I get it. I could go on about that, but others have done so before me like #MadMunchkin, and Chris and I agree with her on the details when it comes to art theft and all of that.

I, Sonichu Prime, and this body and brain of Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, are presently learning and exploring the 3D modeling programs of #Blender and #Fragmotion, so eventually we can personally Mod it up of our own abilities, but it still takes a long time to learn the odds and ends of the programs’ features, the conversion app, so on the future Sonichu Mods, we don’t have to start from scratch every time. And I get it, simple Recolours and new voice recordings aren’t enough to satisfy your quells, nitpicks and criticisms (freaking haters). I Agree. #ChrisChan’s Sonichu form is female, so it should have the breasts and the heart-shape-ended tail. Magi-Chan has an additional point on each ear, and he looks almost naked without his vest. And the biggest qualms I have are the results pose and the skill set. Nothing wrong with either of them, but Sonic Wind and Whirlwind are more appropriate for Angelica Rosechu; the skill set should have the Thundershock, Discharge and Volt Tackle, or at the least, add electricity animations into the attack animations when the attack happens. I’ve looked into the skill sets available in R9; found they stop at value 44 before repeating the default 1 skill set onward.

And the pose, a finger gun is okay for some, but that’s not really my kind of pose. I take what I can get, and I am sincerely grateful and appreciative of the work #Cirrusfire and #Sacktree put into the Mod, the icon art, and original voice acting (which that is now in the Shiny Sonichu Mod, and will still be there after the later edits are updated to it, complete with a unique pose for it).

I genuinely loved the Sonichu Mod for @SonicWorldDX R8 and R9 when I discovered, downloaded, installed, and played it and enjoyed it. Obviously, Cirrus put in many hours of work figuring out the tail and ears and everything else with it. Unlike a certain other top “Sonic OC” whose mods are simply Sonic recolours (“Nothin’ personnel”). Cirrus put in his three bolts of effort and work into that, and I am very grateful. Not everyone gets that treatment. Tailsko’s Sonic World mod could really use that second tail and a proper tail propeller and flight animation, and Shadina could use the Chaos Spear animations for using skill set 5 without resulting in a “Memory Access Violation” and closing the game. But, as Chris would say, I digress. I sincerely apologize for coming off as erroneously mod-thieving. I am still learning and figuring this out; cut me some slack, please, I was born a Pichu in the wild, had to grow up quick and hard in early 2003, and worked very hard and tough with Rosey and the others defending Cwcville, helping out the rest of the Earth, checked out other dimensions and timelines and so on in missions, and presently still talking with you all from within Chris Chan’s body after eight and a half-plus months since the body-swap, last March. Thank You. ⚡⚡⚡ One last thing: at least I was able to share fresh recorded dialogue direct from Chris and Magi-Chan, personally as an impromptu Christmas gift for all of you. Be somewhat grateful for That at least. It could have been as bad as PC’s Sonic ‘06 (the future remake will be better). It is not everyday before a few days ago you can hear Chris shout “Leroy Jenkins” or tell Julay/BlueSpike to shut up. Or even reference the ol’ watch and win interview with “Well, they put my name in a hat and I just won.”
Be grateful; stop hating, hazing and bad-mouthing us. OK?

[[File:UnamusedSonichuEmoji.jpg]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|P.S.

The [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] is still happening; good luck with your own confusion in the heat of the moment. Be safe; do not say we didn’t warn you.}}

==More SNT Advent Calender==
20 December

''In response to [[ProjectSNT]]'s day 15 Twitter Pokemon Advent Calender.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Pikakoth}}

''In response to ProjectSNT's day 16 Twitter Pokemon Advent Calender.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Reminds me of Gotharita.}}

==Praying to Chris Chan==
21 December

''Chris quote tweets a tweet talking about praying to Chris Chan.''

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah, our OG Chris Chan is the one we all should be praying to during these times. There are those who wish to do harm to our Earths in this dimension and timeline. Even a handful of Chris Chans from other alt-dimensions where the haters have misinterpreted her character/self.⚡

[[File:Patreoncard2.jpg|222px]] [[File:CPUBlueHeartTSSSF.jpg|222px]]}}

==Zonichu==
22 December

Pickchu (@zonichu)

{{quoteboxgreen|How can someone so slim eat so much? We went to the supermarket several times and I drew food for this goddess and still is eating?

By the way I think those are plastic grapes :(

[''Artwork of a Sonichu eating a lot of fruit'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Three words: [[Chris and health#Diet and nutrition|very high metabolism]]. That is common amongst Chris Chan Sonichus across dimensions and timelines. Not to mention all of the [[Sonichu's Edge|running]] they do.}}

==Patches==
22 December

{{quoteboxorange|its still a WIP but hopefully I can get it done soon. @CPU_CWCSonichu whaadoyathink?

[''Artwork of Sonichu characters'']}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Partly kinda hard to tel who’s who, but it looks very good so far. I look forward to the final piece. Keep up the good work. Thanks. 😊⚡}}

{{Social media}}

Chris and remorse

2020-12-21T17:54:44Z

KenKaniff: /* Conclusion */

{{Dated|more recent examples of Chris's attempts at remorse.}}
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{{Quote|Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.|[[Chris]], after making a public apology on [[Facebook]].}}

[[File: Apology.jpg|thumb|Chris's long awaited apology to [[Reldnahc]]]]

Every so often, one of [[Chris]]'s [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|less]] [[Twin Falling Towers|flattering]] deeds catches up with him, and he is forced to apologize. These apologies, like most of the other times Chris tries to come off as emotional, often feel very forced and insincere, leading many [[trolls]] to wonder if Chris is even capable of feeling '''remorse'''.

It's not out of the question. A common trait of [[autism]] is a lack of cognitive empathy, meaning it's likely that Chris has a difficult time trying to understand what other people feel. Time and time again he's shown himself unable to understand others' feelings of [[Chris and death|loss or sadness]]. He seems equally incapable of understanding how his actions could possibly hurt or anger others. Additionally, Chris is also shown to be incapable of sharing the emotional experiences of others, being affected by them and being able to respond with an appropriate emotion due to his [[narcissism]]. This ultimately shows that Chris is incapable of understanding and feeling other people's emotional states.

When he is expected to show remorse, it often seems as though he is just going through the motions, making the absolute minimum effort to get whoever he has upset to stop pestering him, so he can go back to his oblivious existence playing [[PlayStation 3]].

==Concept of wrongdoing==

Developing an understanding of right and wrong is an important part of a child's development. Very young children don't take into consideration what is ethically the right or wrong thing to do. They base their actions on whether they are punished or rewarded, before they eventually internalize a consistent value system and learn to police their own behavior. Chris seems to be stuck in the former, childlike state. If something makes him feel bad, or if experience tells him he'll get in trouble for doing something, it must be wrong. If it makes him feel good, or looks like it could have potential rewards, it must be right. Other considerations, such as what his [[Chris and religion|supposed faith]] proscribes or how this will affect others, simply do not rank.

An excellent example would be how Chris managed to destroy his relationship with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Chris was at war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], who were, among other things, calling him [[Homos|gay]]. In an attempt to disprove their allegations, Chris uploaded [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a certain image]] to the website, apparently under the belief that that sort of information overload would get them to shut up. When the denizens of ED assumed the image was of Crystal, Chris was quick to correct them. At no point did he even consider Megan's feelings. When she [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|called him out]], Chris didn't realize he had done anything wrong, and assumed she was upset simply because she didn't watch enough [[Chris and sex|porn]].

{{Quote|I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of [[Chris and English|outtercourse]] (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry.|Chris, [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|not getting it at all]].}}

As such, Chris isn't really capable of remorse or a sincere apology. The natural precursor to an apology is the internal realization that one has done something wrong, a realization that Chris's childish, self-centered mindset will not allow him to reach. In his mind, he's done something "wrong" only when the people around him react negatively. Furthermore, as a rule, he assumes that their reaction is just the result of some misunderstanding, reasoning that if he was just given the chance to explain what he was trying to accomplish, they would understand, and all would be forgiven.

==Motivation to apologize==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|TL;DR: I'm sorry, now give me money.]]
As explained above, Chris's logic when it comes to matters of right and wrong is almost wholly reactionary. His rationale for apologizing follows the same pattern. He issues them only when made fully aware that he won't get what he wants unless he at least tries to appear genuinely remorseful.

Every apology Chris has ever made can be immediately connected to something Chris wants, and thinks he'll get if he says the magic words "I'm sorry". We almost never have to guess what that thing might be, he almost always mentions his desired goal in the same paragraph, sometimes even in the next sentence.
{{Quote|I wish to apologize to [[Michael Snyder]] for that mistake I made over nine months ago that got me kicked out of The GAMe PLACe... I miss my Friday nights over there… and also... y’all are the only place in town that has, uh, Eye of Judgment cards.|Chris, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apologizing in order to buy stuff]].}}
{{Quote|I apologize for the past unformalities[sic] and emotional outbursts in past communications... I ask for 25% of all money... you have and will have made from all [the [[audiobooks]]] you have put together and sold.|Chris, apologizing for sending [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] a fucking [[Death threats|death threat]] ... [[Chris and reality|so that she'll pay him]].}}
[[File:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Because Chris's apologies spring from this simplistic cause-and-effect mentality, things tend to get interesting when whoever he's issuing them to tells him that all is not well, and that he is not forgiven. In [[I am Alive|one notable case]], he admitted to ungentlemanly conduct regarding his feud with [[Asperchu]]. It was a fairly obvious attempt to get [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|certain ads removed from the CWCipedia]], but, notably, he announced his intention to kill off the character of [[Simonla Rosechu]], in accordance with [[Evan|her creator's]] wishes. He didn't act quickly enough, and CWCipedia was taken down from the web altogether. Although his anger was understandable, Chris revealed in [[9 February 2010|his next video]] that he had never intended to kill Simonla in the first place, and that the apology was not TRUE and HONEST. We had all suspected as much, but it's nice to get a confirmation once in a while. After CWCipedia returned, he did indeed kill Simonla, but only under pressure, and in the most contrived, dull, yet very lulzy way possible.

The one apology that arguably highlights Chris's insincerity the most is his in-comic apology to the Asperpedia Four, which takes place ''while [[Chris and hypocrisy#"I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment|condemning them to death]]''. The cognitive dissonance this creates would be overwhelming to any sane person, but [[Autism|for some reason]], Chris thought that this ludicrous non-apologetic apology was both okay and that the recipients would accept it as genuine. In that very same issue in fact, Chris at one point sheds a tear after sealing up the populated [[4-cent garbage.com]] building and destroying it. You know, because faking remorse with crocodile tears ''totally'' justifies mass murder.

Chris's insincerity can also be seen in Chris's misadventures with [[The Wallflower]]. When the shit hit the fan and she cut off all ties with him, he made his usual [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pathetic display of sorrow]], making it very clear in the process that he had only wanted her for [[sex]]. When his apology failed to work as planned, Chris became very angry and spiteful, and started [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|demanding that she apologize for hurting ''his'' feelings]].

Another came from his apology note on his [[Facebook]] discovered in [[October 2012]]. In it, he seemingly came to the realization that he had massively messed up, that about as much [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] had been gotten from him as possible and that he was sorry for it all happening. Surprisingly, it was a very well written, unselfish apology that would seem somewhat convincing - right until he demanded that all instances of trolling and [[CWCki|websites]] [[CWCki Forums|dedicated]] [[/cwc/|to]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|him]] be stopped and removed, and there was absolutely no mention made of him making any attempt to straighten up. All he wanted was all the bad stuff about him removed so he can feel better about himself. Had he not included that, people might have actually taken him seriously, but, [[nudes|as]] [[28 October 2011|usual]], he had to fuck himself over.
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==Common traits of a CWC apology==

===Explanation===
One recurring element in Chris's admissions of guilt is an explanation of why he did whatever he's apologizing for. The way these speeches are worded often indicates that Chris believes that if we just understood his intentions, we would all agree with him, and that nobody would be offended.

A famous example appears in the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]] video. Chris explains that yes, he videotaped himself performing a selection of disturbing sex acts, but it was all for his sweetheart [[Ivy]], and this evidently renders his actions understandable and acceptable. Supposedly speaking to a young child who was deeply disturbed by his behavior, he tells her that his behavior was perfectly reasonable because he is both adult and human. This combination of warped logic and an even more warped world-view was a crucial component of his breakthrough to mainstream infamy.

Another good example would be the time he [[Twin Falling Towers|used the worst terrorist attack in American history for an exceedingly bad joke]]. After learning that [[Kacey]] came from a military family, Chris did what was expected of him and made a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|public apology]]. However, he was more concerned with continuing to slander [[Clyde Cash]] and assuring us he was a [[United States of America|good American]] (although he didn't know the words to his own national anthem)<ref>[[Mumble 7#summary|Mumble Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref> than with actually expressing remorse and making an attempt at recompense.
[[Image:SnuffOutClyde.jpg|thumb|This looks like a good idea.]]
{{Quote|The joke was mainly directed to how WEAK Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.|[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke#Apology_image_text|Chris's written apology]].}}

Within the same video, he changed the photoshop he'd done of the World Trade Center towers into birthday candles. That he saw no problem in presenting an image of the two buildings on fire and repeatedly calling them weak while he asserted that he was a good American proves that he [[Slow-in-the-mind|completely missed the point]] of what he was supposed to be apologizing for. He was far more concerned with sullying Clyde's name than with any blowback or offense his comments might have caused.

===Rationalization===

Chris is incredibly self-righteous. In his mind he is the only decent man left in the world, and everybody else is a stupid, evil [[JERKS|JERK]] whose sole mission in life is to cockblock him because he is [[Autism|special]], and furthermore out of jealousy for his [[Chris and his Ego|many]] [[Chris and reality|"successes"]] in life. This mindset gives Chris all the justification he needs to mistreat others, because as far as he's concerned they're all the bad guys, standing in the way of his [[Love Quest|heroic quest]].

This "Everything I do is right" mindset shows through when he is forced to talk about his prior transgressions. Chris might offer a half-assed apology, simply to conform to the wishes of whoever he's talking to, but it will often be accompanied with a long explanation as to why he ''had'' to do it.

{{Quote|I was wrong... I pretended to be him yet he was the liar. I'm the real deal... So on that one part I was wrong for the right reasons.|Chris, [[I Love You Kacey|almost admitting wrongdoing]].}}

He exhibited this self-righteous attitude many times in the [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] saga: because he is the TRUE and HONEST Christian, this gave him the right to [[For Kacey from CWC|attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend by]] [[Kacey Phone Call|pretending to be him]], and then [[SHE IS MINE NOW|gloat about it once he apparently achieved his aim]]. Once again, Chris saw no wrong in this. Since Liquid wronged him by trolling him in the first place, anything he did in response was entirely justified.

==="Maturing"===

{{quote| I Have Matured.|Chris' catchphrase}}

Ever since the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]], Chris had the tendency to claim that he has not only learned his lesson but that he has also "[[Adult Chronicles|matured]]". More than anything, Chris uses this as an excuse to avoid any kind of responsibility or backlash from trolls, who understandably view him as childish for many of his interests and actions.

==Retraction==

Chris, believing that his actions are always right, nearly always has to be pressured into making any form of apology at all. Most, if not all, of his apology messages are motivated by the people he [[Fuck Quest|physically desires]] (be they obvious troll or otherwise) or [[Asperchu|desires to appease]], rather than the public outcry he causes, and certainly not by any true sense of guilt. His retraction of an apology is often redundant because nobody believed he was truly remorseful in the first place, and just as hollow as the apology itself, in that Chris is quite happy to lie to [[Chris and his Ego|save face]] or to gain [[china|something he wants]]. For instance, Chris '''finally''' [[02 March 2010|'sincerely' apologized to Alec and Mao]] for his actions to them on 2 March 2010. However, only a month later, on 8 April, he was talking to [[Jackie_E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents|Jackie]] and, in an attempt to gain sympathy from her, claimed that Alec was "trying to one-up [him] for months now".

When trolls hacked his PSN accounts, Chris made [[a near public apology]]. A blatant attempt to get his PSN account back, the apology was, of course, chock full of lies and insincerity.

One of his favorite ways to smite his [[Clyde Cash|invisible internet enemies]] and [[jerkop|real-life foes alike]] is to lay a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] upon them; thinking that he has powers akin to something more along the lines of Wicca, Voodoo, or Goku from [[Dragon Ball Z|DBZ]] than with the [[Chris and religion|Christianity]] he supposedly practices. He only issued the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]] after [[Kacey|his latest e-girlfriend]] told him that he shouldn't have used the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in the first place.

Considering that he [[Surfshack Tito (video)|quickly returned]] to his ways of cursing, [[Don't Mess With Me|threatening]], and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|insulting]] his enemies, the sentiment obviously didn't stick.

==Shifting blame==

When Chris isn't trying to justify the trouble he causes, he usually resorts to blaming others. The most famous example is him blaming [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] for the end of his friendship with [[Megan]], even though it was because of a picture he himself thought up, drew, and then uploaded to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|article]]. Chris had it literally screamed at him in [[Mumble 3]], but then, as now, he still doesn't know the true reason. The best anyone has ever been able to extract from Chris is that he came on too strong. While technically true, this is a vast understatement which fails to capture the massive amount of fault which lies with Chris (that is to say, all of it).

====The Wallflower====

Chris went to great lengths to keep the knowledge of [[The Wallflower]] away from the slanderous trolls of the Internet. However, he really wanted to credit her in one of his sycophantic Little Big Planet levels. Chris asked Wallflower if she thought it would be safe to credit Wallflower by her FF.net penname. Wallflower agreed, as she was unable to find any obvious trails leading from her FF.net account to her Facebook account. Unfortunately for both of them, trolls still managed to find a link between the two accounts within 24 hours of Chris dropping her penname. After she was linked to the site and promptly horrified by how much of her personal information had been compromised, she politely requested that the article be reworked with her privacy in mind. As much of the information in the original Wallflower article had very little to do with Chris, the request was deemed reasonable and the admins of the CWCki complied.

Frightened and disgusted by what she had found, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|she broke off all contact with Chris]]. She also clarified to the CWCki admins that they had never dated, never had any kind of relationship beyond casual association, and before her introduction to the CWCki she really didn't know much about him at all. Chris, however, [[Chris and reality|not to be deterred]], proclaimed many times that they had [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|been on several dates]], and [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|"Shared DNA"]], along with enjoying a kiss and massage. Since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (The Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). However, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie's_Questionaire_1|Chris had either momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]], something that would have been a monumental occasion in his life, lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed, or lied to Jackie about ''not'' being kissed (though that is very unlikely). Either way, he still lied about the kiss, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).

In the month following their "breakup", Chris would go on to blame The Wallflower for [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|having an internet presence at all]]. From Chris's perspective, the whole incident was Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook page for trolls to discover in the first place. Chris repeatedly insisted that ''Wallflower'' was the one who needed to apologize to him (as she had okayed the use of her screen name), despite the fact that putting her screen name in the level was his idea in the first place. More than a year after the debacle, Chris [[Calling Out|made it obvious]] that he believes that the person who should apologize to Wallflower is Surfshack Tito rather than himself.

====Forgetting====

Aside from directly shifting the blame by [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris has been frequently known to "forget" important, critical details of his life, typically memories that either make him either look or feel bad. When [[Jackie E-mails|Jackie]] was flirting with him by e-mails and found out about the CWCki, she asked Chris about cheating on [[Ivy]] with [[Vanessa]], the full details of which are documented right [[Ivy|here]]. Chris, of course, claimed flat out that the whole thing was a troll deception and that Jackie shouldn't believe it. When Jackie informed Chris she found a video of him admitting it and confessing, Chris claimed he [[Jackie E-mails 2#Chris "forgot" he cheated on Ivy|"forgot" this "portion"]].

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27th in 2008]], Chris nervously announced he had found his one true sweetheart; [[Chloe]]. Many things immediately leapt out at the trolls as being lies, including his previous announcements on an [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]]. Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory and inaction on the part of [[trolls]], after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again in a video by Chris. A little more than a year later, in [[Mailbag 13]], rather than simply admit he was lying, Chris claimed "I currently have no recollection of a Chloe", even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.

In [[Mumble 6#On The Transgender Community|Mumble 6]], the troll army called out Chris on his statements regarding transgendered women. Chris claims that he forgot his previous statement, which may or may not be completely honest. In any event, Chris has discovered that (real or otherwise) a faulty memory is a socially acceptable way to dodge probing questions about one's past lies.

== Index of Chris's apologies ==

Below is an abridged list of Chris's various apologies for his many, many misdeeds. Small apologies may have been missed here and there, but these are the big ones.

*When Megan [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|called Chris out on his reprehensible actions]] regarding the porn he drew of her, he first [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?|copy-pasted "Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you."]] fifteen times in an e-mail to her, then [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|went into detail about how a handjob works]], figuring that [[virgin with rage|sexual frustration]] and [[naive|ignorance]] were the root causes of her [[Chris and anger|anger]]. Yeah, about that...
*After Chris was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], he tried several times to get unbanned. The first was [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|a video where Chris apologies just so he can buy more junk]]. The [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|second]] was where he prepared a script, stashed a camera in his pocket, then walked into The Game Place to confront [[Michael Snyder]], claiming he had changed and apologizing for his actions. After Michael flatly refused to listen and called the cops, Chris berated him and hoped God would forgive him for being so "heartless and cruel". Mike responded "He probably will", and Chris stormed out, but not before calling him a Jew.
*After threatening [[Vivian]]'s life when she made better [[audiobooks]] than he did, Chris apologized to her... then made a demand for a cut of her "profits", the two sentences separated by only a single dot.
*Chris made an [[A near public apology|apology video]] after [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|releasing a series of videos insulting various YouTubers.]] Aside from sounding half-assed and insincere about it, Chris's motivation for doing so was clear: his PSN account was being held hostage by the last YouTuber he had insulted.
*In [[I am Alive]], Chris apologizes for his ungentlemanly conduct in regard to Asperchu. This was a transparent attempt to get the [[homo]] ads removed from the [[CWCipedia]] and his behavior [[9 February 2010|subsequent]] to this apology proved he meant nothing he said in the video.
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris apologized to the Asperchu Four ''while simultaneously having them brutally executed'', including having one of them killed by a [[Sandy|toddler]].
*After [[April 16 Fetish Vids|filming himself performing sex acts for Ivy]], Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|apologized for his actions]], supposedly to a [[Ching Chong|young girl]] who had found the footage and was scarred by it. But he structured his apology to state that his behavior was, in fact, completely normal and that she shouldn't feel bad for watching it.
*In [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions]], Chris apologized for cheating on [[Ivy]].
*After [[Twin Falling Towers|mocking the worst act of terrorism]] in United States history, Chris made a subsequent [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|apology video]]...which featured the Twin Towers as candles on a birthday cake, complete with multiple gouts of flame flying from the top.
*When [[Kacey]] discovered Chris had pretended to be the [[Liquid Chris|other, better Chris]] in order to get a travel visa to [[China]], Chris apologized by way of his video [[I Love You Kacey]], where he claimed he "...was wrong for the right reasons."
*Chris '''finally''' [[02 March 2010|'sincerely' apologized to Alec and Mao]] for his actions to them on the 2nd of March. However, only a month later on the 8th of April he was talking to [[Jackie E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents|Jackie]] and, in an attempt to gain sympathy from her, claimed that Alec was "trying to one-up [him] for months now".
*On 21 [[October 2012]], Chris posted a public [[Facebook]] status [[Facebook#Please forgive me!|apologizing]] for past misdeeds. He immediately asked that all online groups and "individual hatreds" be disbanded.
* On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters‎|three letters]] were leaked on the CWCki Forums that Chris wrote to the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], [[Wal-Mart]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Naturally, in each one, he shoehorns in references to [[troll]]s causing [[stress]].
* On 29 [[October 2015]], Chris uploaded a [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|YouTube video]] explaining his apology for his prior homophobia. However, barely 1 minute into the video, he stressed the importance of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] being straight, showing a facet of his old self which hadn't truly disappeared completely.
* On 20 [[December 2020]], Chris was forced to apologize for being accused of stealing mods (which was backed by evidence). Chris, being controlled by Sonichu Prime denounces these claims yet "apologizes" any way, owing the issues were due to him still learning about modding and using Blender. He ended the tirade by telling the haters to be grateful and stop badmouthing him.

==Conclusion==

To Chris, remorse is nothing more than a formality that he must pantomime in order to get what he wants. Chris rarely, if at all, ever feels guilt for something he has said or done, and expects either pity and sympathy or for those he hurt to forgive and forget. If you expect that he would ever be sincerely sorry for anything he does without an ulterior motive behind it, you are expecting way too much of him.

== References ==
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Chris and remorse

2020-12-21T17:52:13Z

KenKaniff: /* Index of Chris's apologies */

{{Dated|more recent examples of Chris's attempts at remorse.}}
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{{Quote|Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.|[[Chris]], after making a public apology on [[Facebook]].}}

[[File: Apology.jpg|thumb|Chris's long awaited apology to [[Reldnahc]]]]

Every so often, one of [[Chris]]'s [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|less]] [[Twin Falling Towers|flattering]] deeds catches up with him, and he is forced to apologize. These apologies, like most of the other times Chris tries to come off as emotional, often feel very forced and insincere, leading many [[trolls]] to wonder if Chris is even capable of feeling '''remorse'''.

It's not out of the question. A common trait of [[autism]] is a lack of cognitive empathy, meaning it's likely that Chris has a difficult time trying to understand what other people feel. Time and time again he's shown himself unable to understand others' feelings of [[Chris and death|loss or sadness]]. He seems equally incapable of understanding how his actions could possibly hurt or anger others. Additionally, Chris is also shown to be incapable of sharing the emotional experiences of others, being affected by them and being able to respond with an appropriate emotion due to his [[narcissism]]. This ultimately shows that Chris is incapable of understanding and feeling other people's emotional states.

When he is expected to show remorse, it often seems as though he is just going through the motions, making the absolute minimum effort to get whoever he has upset to stop pestering him, so he can go back to his oblivious existence playing [[PlayStation 3]].

==Concept of wrongdoing==

Developing an understanding of right and wrong is an important part of a child's development. Very young children don't take into consideration what is ethically the right or wrong thing to do. They base their actions on whether they are punished or rewarded, before they eventually internalize a consistent value system and learn to police their own behavior. Chris seems to be stuck in the former, childlike state. If something makes him feel bad, or if experience tells him he'll get in trouble for doing something, it must be wrong. If it makes him feel good, or looks like it could have potential rewards, it must be right. Other considerations, such as what his [[Chris and religion|supposed faith]] proscribes or how this will affect others, simply do not rank.

An excellent example would be how Chris managed to destroy his relationship with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Chris was at war with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], who were, among other things, calling him [[Homos|gay]]. In an attempt to disprove their allegations, Chris uploaded [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a certain image]] to the website, apparently under the belief that that sort of information overload would get them to shut up. When the denizens of ED assumed the image was of Crystal, Chris was quick to correct them. At no point did he even consider Megan's feelings. When she [[Megan emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|called him out]], Chris didn't realize he had done anything wrong, and assumed she was upset simply because she didn't watch enough [[Chris and sex|porn]].

{{Quote|I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of [[Chris and English|outtercourse]] (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry.|Chris, [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|not getting it at all]].}}

As such, Chris isn't really capable of remorse or a sincere apology. The natural precursor to an apology is the internal realization that one has done something wrong, a realization that Chris's childish, self-centered mindset will not allow him to reach. In his mind, he's done something "wrong" only when the people around him react negatively. Furthermore, as a rule, he assumes that their reaction is just the result of some misunderstanding, reasoning that if he was just given the chance to explain what he was trying to accomplish, they would understand, and all would be forgiven.

==Motivation to apologize==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|TL;DR: I'm sorry, now give me money.]]
As explained above, Chris's logic when it comes to matters of right and wrong is almost wholly reactionary. His rationale for apologizing follows the same pattern. He issues them only when made fully aware that he won't get what he wants unless he at least tries to appear genuinely remorseful.

Every apology Chris has ever made can be immediately connected to something Chris wants, and thinks he'll get if he says the magic words "I'm sorry". We almost never have to guess what that thing might be, he almost always mentions his desired goal in the same paragraph, sometimes even in the next sentence.
{{Quote|I wish to apologize to [[Michael Snyder]] for that mistake I made over nine months ago that got me kicked out of The GAMe PLACe... I miss my Friday nights over there… and also... y’all are the only place in town that has, uh, Eye of Judgment cards.|Chris, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apologizing in order to buy stuff]].}}
{{Quote|I apologize for the past unformalities[sic] and emotional outbursts in past communications... I ask for 25% of all money... you have and will have made from all [the [[audiobooks]]] you have put together and sold.|Chris, apologizing for sending [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] a fucking [[Death threats|death threat]] ... [[Chris and reality|so that she'll pay him]].}}
[[File:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Because Chris's apologies spring from this simplistic cause-and-effect mentality, things tend to get interesting when whoever he's issuing them to tells him that all is not well, and that he is not forgiven. In [[I am Alive|one notable case]], he admitted to ungentlemanly conduct regarding his feud with [[Asperchu]]. It was a fairly obvious attempt to get [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia advertisements|certain ads removed from the CWCipedia]], but, notably, he announced his intention to kill off the character of [[Simonla Rosechu]], in accordance with [[Evan|her creator's]] wishes. He didn't act quickly enough, and CWCipedia was taken down from the web altogether. Although his anger was understandable, Chris revealed in [[9 February 2010|his next video]] that he had never intended to kill Simonla in the first place, and that the apology was not TRUE and HONEST. We had all suspected as much, but it's nice to get a confirmation once in a while. After CWCipedia returned, he did indeed kill Simonla, but only under pressure, and in the most contrived, dull, yet very lulzy way possible.

The one apology that arguably highlights Chris's insincerity the most is his in-comic apology to the Asperpedia Four, which takes place ''while [[Chris and hypocrisy#"I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment|condemning them to death]]''. The cognitive dissonance this creates would be overwhelming to any sane person, but [[Autism|for some reason]], Chris thought that this ludicrous non-apologetic apology was both okay and that the recipients would accept it as genuine. In that very same issue in fact, Chris at one point sheds a tear after sealing up the populated [[4-cent garbage.com]] building and destroying it. You know, because faking remorse with crocodile tears ''totally'' justifies mass murder.

Chris's insincerity can also be seen in Chris's misadventures with [[The Wallflower]]. When the shit hit the fan and she cut off all ties with him, he made his usual [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pathetic display of sorrow]], making it very clear in the process that he had only wanted her for [[sex]]. When his apology failed to work as planned, Chris became very angry and spiteful, and started [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|demanding that she apologize for hurting ''his'' feelings]].

Another came from his apology note on his [[Facebook]] discovered in [[October 2012]]. In it, he seemingly came to the realization that he had massively messed up, that about as much [[Laughs Under Lucricities|laughs]] had been gotten from him as possible and that he was sorry for it all happening. Surprisingly, it was a very well written, unselfish apology that would seem somewhat convincing - right until he demanded that all instances of trolling and [[CWCki|websites]] [[CWCki Forums|dedicated]] [[/cwc/|to]] [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|him]] be stopped and removed, and there was absolutely no mention made of him making any attempt to straighten up. All he wanted was all the bad stuff about him removed so he can feel better about himself. Had he not included that, people might have actually taken him seriously, but, [[nudes|as]] [[28 October 2011|usual]], he had to fuck himself over.
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==Common traits of a CWC apology==

===Explanation===
One recurring element in Chris's admissions of guilt is an explanation of why he did whatever he's apologizing for. The way these speeches are worded often indicates that Chris believes that if we just understood his intentions, we would all agree with him, and that nobody would be offended.

A famous example appears in the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]] video. Chris explains that yes, he videotaped himself performing a selection of disturbing sex acts, but it was all for his sweetheart [[Ivy]], and this evidently renders his actions understandable and acceptable. Supposedly speaking to a young child who was deeply disturbed by his behavior, he tells her that his behavior was perfectly reasonable because he is both adult and human. This combination of warped logic and an even more warped world-view was a crucial component of his breakthrough to mainstream infamy.

Another good example would be the time he [[Twin Falling Towers|used the worst terrorist attack in American history for an exceedingly bad joke]]. After learning that [[Kacey]] came from a military family, Chris did what was expected of him and made a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|public apology]]. However, he was more concerned with continuing to slander [[Clyde Cash]] and assuring us he was a [[United States of America|good American]] (although he didn't know the words to his own national anthem)<ref>[[Mumble 7#summary|Mumble Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref> than with actually expressing remorse and making an attempt at recompense.
[[Image:SnuffOutClyde.jpg|thumb|This looks like a good idea.]]
{{Quote|The joke was mainly directed to how WEAK Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.|[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke#Apology_image_text|Chris's written apology]].}}

Within the same video, he changed the photoshop he'd done of the World Trade Center towers into birthday candles. That he saw no problem in presenting an image of the two buildings on fire and repeatedly calling them weak while he asserted that he was a good American proves that he [[Slow-in-the-mind|completely missed the point]] of what he was supposed to be apologizing for. He was far more concerned with sullying Clyde's name than with any blowback or offense his comments might have caused.

===Rationalization===

Chris is incredibly self-righteous. In his mind he is the only decent man left in the world, and everybody else is a stupid, evil [[JERKS|JERK]] whose sole mission in life is to cockblock him because he is [[Autism|special]], and furthermore out of jealousy for his [[Chris and his Ego|many]] [[Chris and reality|"successes"]] in life. This mindset gives Chris all the justification he needs to mistreat others, because as far as he's concerned they're all the bad guys, standing in the way of his [[Love Quest|heroic quest]].

This "Everything I do is right" mindset shows through when he is forced to talk about his prior transgressions. Chris might offer a half-assed apology, simply to conform to the wishes of whoever he's talking to, but it will often be accompanied with a long explanation as to why he ''had'' to do it.

{{Quote|I was wrong... I pretended to be him yet he was the liar. I'm the real deal... So on that one part I was wrong for the right reasons.|Chris, [[I Love You Kacey|almost admitting wrongdoing]].}}

He exhibited this self-righteous attitude many times in the [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] saga: because he is the TRUE and HONEST Christian, this gave him the right to [[For Kacey from CWC|attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend by]] [[Kacey Phone Call|pretending to be him]], and then [[SHE IS MINE NOW|gloat about it once he apparently achieved his aim]]. Once again, Chris saw no wrong in this. Since Liquid wronged him by trolling him in the first place, anything he did in response was entirely justified.

==="Maturing"===

{{quote| I Have Matured.|Chris' catchphrase}}

Ever since the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]], Chris had the tendency to claim that he has not only learned his lesson but that he has also "[[Adult Chronicles|matured]]". More than anything, Chris uses this as an excuse to avoid any kind of responsibility or backlash from trolls, who understandably view him as childish for many of his interests and actions.

==Retraction==

Chris, believing that his actions are always right, nearly always has to be pressured into making any form of apology at all. Most, if not all, of his apology messages are motivated by the people he [[Fuck Quest|physically desires]] (be they obvious troll or otherwise) or [[Asperchu|desires to appease]], rather than the public outcry he causes, and certainly not by any true sense of guilt. His retraction of an apology is often redundant because nobody believed he was truly remorseful in the first place, and just as hollow as the apology itself, in that Chris is quite happy to lie to [[Chris and his Ego|save face]] or to gain [[china|something he wants]]. For instance, Chris '''finally''' [[02 March 2010|'sincerely' apologized to Alec and Mao]] for his actions to them on 2 March 2010. However, only a month later, on 8 April, he was talking to [[Jackie_E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents|Jackie]] and, in an attempt to gain sympathy from her, claimed that Alec was "trying to one-up [him] for months now".

When trolls hacked his PSN accounts, Chris made [[a near public apology]]. A blatant attempt to get his PSN account back, the apology was, of course, chock full of lies and insincerity.

One of his favorite ways to smite his [[Clyde Cash|invisible internet enemies]] and [[jerkop|real-life foes alike]] is to lay a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] upon them; thinking that he has powers akin to something more along the lines of Wicca, Voodoo, or Goku from [[Dragon Ball Z|DBZ]] than with the [[Chris and religion|Christianity]] he supposedly practices. He only issued the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]] after [[Kacey|his latest e-girlfriend]] told him that he shouldn't have used the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in the first place.

Considering that he [[Surfshack Tito (video)|quickly returned]] to his ways of cursing, [[Don't Mess With Me|threatening]], and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|insulting]] his enemies, the sentiment obviously didn't stick.

==Shifting blame==

When Chris isn't trying to justify the trouble he causes, he usually resorts to blaming others. The most famous example is him blaming [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] for the end of his friendship with [[Megan]], even though it was because of a picture he himself thought up, drew, and then uploaded to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|article]]. Chris had it literally screamed at him in [[Mumble 3]], but then, as now, he still doesn't know the true reason. The best anyone has ever been able to extract from Chris is that he came on too strong. While technically true, this is a vast understatement which fails to capture the massive amount of fault which lies with Chris (that is to say, all of it).

====The Wallflower====

Chris went to great lengths to keep the knowledge of [[The Wallflower]] away from the slanderous trolls of the Internet. However, he really wanted to credit her in one of his sycophantic Little Big Planet levels. Chris asked Wallflower if she thought it would be safe to credit Wallflower by her FF.net penname. Wallflower agreed, as she was unable to find any obvious trails leading from her FF.net account to her Facebook account. Unfortunately for both of them, trolls still managed to find a link between the two accounts within 24 hours of Chris dropping her penname. After she was linked to the site and promptly horrified by how much of her personal information had been compromised, she politely requested that the article be reworked with her privacy in mind. As much of the information in the original Wallflower article had very little to do with Chris, the request was deemed reasonable and the admins of the CWCki complied.

Frightened and disgusted by what she had found, [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|she broke off all contact with Chris]]. She also clarified to the CWCki admins that they had never dated, never had any kind of relationship beyond casual association, and before her introduction to the CWCki she really didn't know much about him at all. Chris, however, [[Chris and reality|not to be deterred]], proclaimed many times that they had [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|been on several dates]], and [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|"Shared DNA"]], along with enjoying a kiss and massage. Since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (The Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). However, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie's_Questionaire_1|Chris had either momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]], something that would have been a monumental occasion in his life, lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed, or lied to Jackie about ''not'' being kissed (though that is very unlikely). Either way, he still lied about the kiss, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).

In the month following their "breakup", Chris would go on to blame The Wallflower for [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)#What had happened|having an internet presence at all]]. From Chris's perspective, the whole incident was Wallflower's fault for having a Facebook page for trolls to discover in the first place. Chris repeatedly insisted that ''Wallflower'' was the one who needed to apologize to him (as she had okayed the use of her screen name), despite the fact that putting her screen name in the level was his idea in the first place. More than a year after the debacle, Chris [[Calling Out|made it obvious]] that he believes that the person who should apologize to Wallflower is Surfshack Tito rather than himself.

====Forgetting====

Aside from directly shifting the blame by [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], Chris has been frequently known to "forget" important, critical details of his life, typically memories that either make him either look or feel bad. When [[Jackie E-mails|Jackie]] was flirting with him by e-mails and found out about the CWCki, she asked Chris about cheating on [[Ivy]] with [[Vanessa]], the full details of which are documented right [[Ivy|here]]. Chris, of course, claimed flat out that the whole thing was a troll deception and that Jackie shouldn't believe it. When Jackie informed Chris she found a video of him admitting it and confessing, Chris claimed he [[Jackie E-mails 2#Chris "forgot" he cheated on Ivy|"forgot" this "portion"]].

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27th in 2008]], Chris nervously announced he had found his one true sweetheart; [[Chloe]]. Many things immediately leapt out at the trolls as being lies, including his previous announcements on an [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]]. Due to Chris's unreliable short-term memory and inaction on the part of [[trolls]], after the 27 October video Chloe was never mentioned again in a video by Chris. A little more than a year later, in [[Mailbag 13]], rather than simply admit he was lying, Chris claimed "I currently have no recollection of a Chloe", even though she was supposedly the woman he had his first real kiss with.

In [[Mumble 6#On The Transgender Community|Mumble 6]], the troll army called out Chris on his statements regarding transgendered women. Chris claims that he forgot his previous statement, which may or may not be completely honest. In any event, Chris has discovered that (real or otherwise) a faulty memory is a socially acceptable way to dodge probing questions about one's past lies.

== Index of Chris's apologies ==

Below is an abridged list of Chris's various apologies for his many, many misdeeds. Small apologies may have been missed here and there, but these are the big ones.

*When Megan [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|called Chris out on his reprehensible actions]] regarding the porn he drew of her, he first [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris apologizes for something, what could it be?|copy-pasted "Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you."]] fifteen times in an e-mail to her, then [[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|went into detail about how a handjob works]], figuring that [[virgin with rage|sexual frustration]] and [[naive|ignorance]] were the root causes of her [[Chris and anger|anger]]. Yeah, about that...
*After Chris was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], he tried several times to get unbanned. The first was [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|a video where Chris apologies just so he can buy more junk]]. The [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|second]] was where he prepared a script, stashed a camera in his pocket, then walked into The Game Place to confront [[Michael Snyder]], claiming he had changed and apologizing for his actions. After Michael flatly refused to listen and called the cops, Chris berated him and hoped God would forgive him for being so "heartless and cruel". Mike responded "He probably will", and Chris stormed out, but not before calling him a Jew.
*After threatening [[Vivian]]'s life when she made better [[audiobooks]] than he did, Chris apologized to her... then made a demand for a cut of her "profits", the two sentences separated by only a single dot.
*Chris made an [[A near public apology|apology video]] after [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|releasing a series of videos insulting various YouTubers.]] Aside from sounding half-assed and insincere about it, Chris's motivation for doing so was clear: his PSN account was being held hostage by the last YouTuber he had insulted.
*In [[I am Alive]], Chris apologizes for his ungentlemanly conduct in regard to Asperchu. This was a transparent attempt to get the [[homo]] ads removed from the [[CWCipedia]] and his behavior [[9 February 2010|subsequent]] to this apology proved he meant nothing he said in the video.
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris apologized to the Asperchu Four ''while simultaneously having them brutally executed'', including having one of them killed by a [[Sandy|toddler]].
*After [[April 16 Fetish Vids|filming himself performing sex acts for Ivy]], Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|apologized for his actions]], supposedly to a [[Ching Chong|young girl]] who had found the footage and was scarred by it. But he structured his apology to state that his behavior was, in fact, completely normal and that she shouldn't feel bad for watching it.
*In [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions]], Chris apologized for cheating on [[Ivy]].
*After [[Twin Falling Towers|mocking the worst act of terrorism]] in United States history, Chris made a subsequent [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|apology video]]...which featured the Twin Towers as candles on a birthday cake, complete with multiple gouts of flame flying from the top.
*When [[Kacey]] discovered Chris had pretended to be the [[Liquid Chris|other, better Chris]] in order to get a travel visa to [[China]], Chris apologized by way of his video [[I Love You Kacey]], where he claimed he "...was wrong for the right reasons."
*Chris '''finally''' [[02 March 2010|'sincerely' apologized to Alec and Mao]] for his actions to them on the 2nd of March. However, only a month later on the 8th of April he was talking to [[Jackie E-mails#Chris's only friends: trolls and his parents|Jackie]] and, in an attempt to gain sympathy from her, claimed that Alec was "trying to one-up [him] for months now".
*On 21 [[October 2012]], Chris posted a public [[Facebook]] status [[Facebook#Please forgive me!|apologizing]] for past misdeeds. He immediately asked that all online groups and "individual hatreds" be disbanded.
* On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters‎|three letters]] were leaked on the CWCki Forums that Chris wrote to the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], [[Wal-Mart]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Naturally, in each one, he shoehorns in references to [[troll]]s causing [[stress]].
* On 29 [[October 2015]], Chris uploaded a [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|YouTube video]] explaining his apology for his prior homophobia. However, barely 1 minute into the video, he stressed the importance of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] being straight, showing a facet of his old self which hadn't truly disappeared completely.
* On 20 [[December 2020]], Chris was forced to apologize for being accused of stealing mods (which was backed by evidence). Chris, being controlled by Sonichu Prime denounces these claims yet "apologizes" any way, owing the issues were due to him still learning about modding and using Blender. He ended the tirade by telling the haters to be grateful and stop badmouthing him.

==Conclusion==

To Chris, remorse is nothing more than a formality that he must pantomime in order to get what he wants. If you expect that he would ever be sincerely sorry for anything he does without an ulterior motive behind it, you are expecting way too much of him.

== References ==
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Chris and coping

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[[File:Psychic Type Talk.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris coped during the [[Idea Guys]] saga by mentally retreating to his fantasy world and hanging out with his [[imaginary friends]].]]

'''Coping''' is the act of minimizing the impact of [[stress]] and problems in life. In order to intentionally avoid any and all unpleasant realities, Chris takes coping to unhealthy levels. People cope using multiple different ways that help reduce stress and increase performance. Chris however, uses coping mechanisms such as escapism and nostalgia, which are known to be maladaptive, and gets absolutely nothing done. Chris can easily be considered the king of escapism, as he does anything he can to avoid dealing with the harsh realities of his life.

==Overview==

Most people cope with stress using a variety of methods, including but not limited to [[Meditation|meditating]], [[Discord|talking with friends]], [[Biological clock|sleeping]], [[Obesity|eating]] or playing [[video games]]. Chris does these, as well as using some maladaptive coping mechanisms such as escapism and nostalgia. These tools, in moderation, can relieve stress, but Chris takes them to unhealthy levels. Coping is used to only temporarily relieve stress so a person can gather themselves and go finish the stressful task. Instead, Chris uses coping mechanisms for months on end and gets nothing done.

For someone who effectively does nothing, Chris leads a very [[Chris and stress|stressful life]], and takes escapism very seriously. The most notable example of escapism includes [[CWCville]], a fictional city that Chris believes to be real, along with his [[imaginary friends]]… and no, that is not roleplaying: Chris truly believes that CWCville and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] are real (in both [[C-197]] and [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|1218]]).

Chris also shows signs of avoidance behaviors (the act of avoiding stressful situations or feelings), he claims his fictional concept of [[Dimensional Merge]] will fix all his problems and pay all his loans once it is complete.

Chris has also pushed [[nostalgia]] as far as possible: decades after leaving high school, his mind is still fixated on the positive events that occurred at the time. Recently, Chris bought a school desk, probably to help relive the gal-pal filled days.

==Chris 'dusting himself off'==
In the years and months prior to [[September 2011]], Chris displayed some degree of being able to move on and away from [[Julie Reveals Herself|traumatic events]] in his life; he'd simply try to throw the events in question to one side before becoming engrossed in whichever new [[Sweetheart]] or [[Troll]] crossed his field of vision. Following the death of [[Bob Chandler|his father]] however, Chris has lost this coping mechanism. After a protracted period of grieving, Chris instead began using maladaptive coping methods (excluding Flouncing and Death threats) that gradually evolved into their current state over the ensuing 8-9 years, among which are {{w|escapism}} ([[Astral projection]], the [[Dimensional Merge]]), {{w|Rationalization (psychology)|rationalization}} ("I can't go to BABScon because of [[COVID-19]], so it must be a part of the merge!"), {{w|dissociation}} and {{w|Safety behaviors (anxiety)|safety behaviors}} ([[Spirit possession]]), and {{w|sensitization}} (i.e. flipping out over blocks on [[Twitter]], resulting in the [[Soft Exile]]).

== Nostalgia ==
{{Main|Chris and nostalgia}}
Like many people, Chris has a strong sense of nostalgia for past events. ''Unlike'' many people, Chris has used nostalgia as a crutch, and prefers to retreat into his rose-tinted view of the past instead of confronting issues facing him in the present day.

==Death threats==
{{Main|Death threats}}
One of Chris's most vociferous coping mechanisms, and one that, alongside Flouncing, predates the newer examples. Chris genuinely believes that wishing death on people is a valid coping mechanism/response to [[stress]]ful situations; recipients of these death threats include [[Trolls]] of the Classic Era such as [[Clyde Cash]], [[Vivian Gee]], [[Liquid Chris]], [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]], President of the United States of America, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and Vice President Mike Pence, former friend [[Megan Schroeder]], and even ''every employee'' at [[Sega]], to name just a small number of them.

==Flouncing==
{{Quote|Damn trolls. Your bullying is not appreciated, even locally. So you can just take your bullyings, and bully yourselves. If you want to do- if you want- if you're bored, [[Tour of Chris's House|go work around the house]]. [[A Hike|Go take a walk]]. 'Cause you don't need the internet. [[Chris and video games|You don't need to stay cooped up inside]], [[Chris and health|you just need to go outside, and enjoy life]], and the sun, and the days you have to live.|Chris, suggesting alternatives to the Internet that he refuses to do himself, [[YouTube Finale]]}}
The first of Chris's maladaptive coping mechanisms, Chris's habit of flouncing, or ragequitting the internet, is something he has [[YouTube Finale|attempted]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|several]] [[Soft Exile|times]]. This behavior bears the most resemblance to the maladaptive coping strategy of {{w|Avoidance coping|avoidance}}, but Chris's flouncing behavior bears several differences. In these cases, Chris only intended to make the internet ''think'' he had quit, and hoped that by lying low, the Trolls would disappear. However, trolls would quickly [[manipulate]] Chris back online by using an undercover troll posing as his real life friends to convince him that another [[sweetheart]] had been confirmed to be legitimate, and the sweetheart would in turn convince Chris to make more videos. In the case of the [[YouTube Finale|first instance of Chris flouncing]], he returned after a mere ''36 hours'' to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|ramble about a ''Family Guy'' spinoff]].

==Escapism==
Chris has long used escapism as a maladaptive coping mechanism against [[reality]].

Even in his younger adult years, Chris took escapism to unhealthy levels, such as believing to have [[imaginary friends]] and magic powers, especially in moments of [[stress]], like during [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s confrontation over his [[Attraction Sign]]s. Chris's habit of escapism greatly ramped up in the years following his [[father]]'s 2011 death. By 2017, he was invested further in trying to learn psychic powers and believed that imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] was tangible and dancing with him at the 2017 [[BronyCon]].

In late 2017, the [[Idea Guys]] exploited Chris's habit of escapism to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash]] their beliefs over his fantasy world, followed by a parade of copycats. As a result of their manipulation - and even with the attempts by the [[Guard Dogs]] to repair some of the damage the Idea Guys had dealt to Chris's psyche - Chris opted to retreat further into the wreckage of his imagination and the fantasies associated with it, now believing in concepts such as [[polyamorous marriage]], the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[CPU]] goddesses.

=== Roleplaying ===
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[[File:Possessed Chris.jpg|thumb|<s>Roleplaying as</s> Possessed by Magi-chan]]

Chris has a history of roleplaying. He roleplayed in front of Mary Lee Walsh as Sonichu and read out a speech for her. In a [[CWC Cums for a Cat|phonesex conversation]], Chris roleplayed as Sonichu for sexual pleasure. In the 2010s and beyond, he roleplayed to escape reality. His first escapist roleplay was of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Uzume Tennouboshi]] at the beginning of the [[Idea Guys]] saga. He also uses his sock puppet account, MagiChan111448, for roleplaying as Magi-chan; how Magi-chan types without a body is something only Emmanuelle would know. He started to role play as Sonichu from 15 April 2020 (he claimed to be possessed since 31 March 2020) as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon. On 19 April 2020 Chris appeared on a [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight| livestream]] where he asked the host to refer to him as "Sonichu in Chris's body".

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!Roleplayed as
!From/On
!To
!Reason
|-
|[[Sonichu]]
|?? ?? 2004
|None
|To give a speech TO THE EXTREME!
|-
|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]
|13 February 2009
|None
|Sexy time with a [[Julie|<s>13 year old boy</s> 19 year old girl]].
|-
|[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Uzume]]
|8 November 2017
|13 November 2017
|Part of lore [[brainwashed]] into Chris by an [[Idea Guy]].
|-
|[[Chris Chan Sonichu]]
|30 March 2018
|30 March 2018
|Chris repeatedly signed his name as "Chris Chan Sonichu" on court documents relating to his [[Chris and the law#2018|March 2018 trespass charge]] despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/court-records-from-2018-signed-chris-chan-sonichu.75721/</ref>
|-
|[[Magi-chan]]
|14 August 2019
|On/off, ongoing
|Meet [[Jacob Sockness]] in fantasy world to avoid doing so in real life.
|-
|Sonichu
|15 April 2020
|Ongoing
|To attend BABScon in [[C-197]]; "Sonichu" promises not to return to his home body until some incomprehensible time travel scenario plays out in Chris's head.
|-
|[[Mewtwo]]
|14 May 2020
|None
|White knighting himself on Twitter.
|}

===Power Fantasies===

A power fantasy is a form of wish fulfillment that involves someone who feels powerless making themselves seem more significant. A popular example of this kind of behavior is when an author makes themselves a major component of their story, and gives themselves unlimited power over an unfavorable situation they’d encounter. Such Characters are often referred to as “Mary Sues”, “Marty Stus”, or "Gary Sues"

One of the best examples of this is Chris coping with stressful situations through escapism by replicating them in his [[Sonichu|comics]]. Chris’s comics have served as an outlet to form a narrative centered around a stressful event, instead making everything work out as he would have wanted. Oftentimes, the people who gave him a hard time would be depicted as villains, while Chris or his lackeys would prove to be powerful enough to defeat them with ease.

Chris originally centered these comics around his lovechild, Sonichu, where he would showcase his many adventures and overcome various bad guys. However, even this wouldn’t stop Chris from making the comics go full power fantasy at as early as the [[Sonichu 0|very first issue]]. From [[Issue 2]] and onwards, Chris would then turn his comics into a power fantasy series, where he would be in direct control over all of the people who wronged him, and get all of the things he wants.

This type of behavior from Chris isn’t strictly limited to his comics.

=== New Age methods ===

Chris has also been utilizing several New Age concepts and beliefs in order to avoid reality and the stress caused by it, including (but not limited to) [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis videos]], [[Spirit possession|larping as his]] [[OCs]], and [[Meditation|meditation]].

==See Also==

*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and Reality]]

==References==
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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Sonic World

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KenKaniff: /* Demo Audio Track */

[[File:Sonic World Sonichu mod.jpg|thumb|200px|The Sonichu mod Chris uses, also set as his [[Twitter]] avatar.]]

'''Sonic World''' is a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fan game which can be modded with characters. In October 2020, [[Chris]] joined its [[Discord]] group and requested ''[[Sonichu]]''-themed mods. A month later, he noticed a fanmade mod of Sonichu and requested to get in contact with the modder, in order to add his own voice clips and details to the Sonichu character mod. Without acquiring permission, Chris nevertheless adjusted the Sonichu mod to his liking, and also recorded lines for [[Chris Chan Sonichu]], [[Magi-Chan]], and [[Rosechu]]. Chris also requested a mod be made of [[ProjectSNT]] due to his continuing obsession over her.<ref name=Discord>[[:File:SonicWorldDXDiscord.png]]</ref>

Chris using mods without permission got his submissions to GameBanana flagged and his account kicked from the Sonic World DX Discord group.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref>

==GameBanana mods==
{{quote|A LOT of gaming Mods are just simple texture changes; you should know that better than anyone. Your demaning commentary is just hateful, and I simply do not like you flagging our content. [[Messiah complex|You will be judged.]]

Sonichu Prime, Dimension C-197|Chris's message to various users.<ref>https://gamebanana.com/members/submissions/posts/1760824</ref>}}

[[File:GameBanana Screenshot.png|200px|right]]

On 26 November 2020, Chris joined the GameBanana modding community as ''CWCSonichu'', and started uploading mods to the website.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/members/1760824 Profile: CWCSonichu] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215063610/https://gamebanana.com/members/1760824 Archived])</ref> Chris’s submissions shortly ran into trouble with the community, mostly for [[Chris and copyright|not crediting]] the original author,<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Flags: Human Form Modern & Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062508/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Archived])</ref><ref name="cirrusfire">[https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391?post=8886471 Comment in Sonichu Mod (personally updated)] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201218115452/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391?post=8886471 Archived])</ref> or spamming.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6272 Flags : Beta-type Chris Chan and Magi-Chan Sonichu Mods] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062515/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6272 Archived])</ref><ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6271 Flags : Shiny Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062912/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6271 Archived])</ref> As of 21 December 2020:<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062706/https://gamebanana.com/members/submissions/sublog/1760824 Sublog: CWCSonichu]</ref>

* Three mods were taken down for having more than four flags.
* Two were deleted by him, with the reason given as: “Have my reasons”.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643 Shiny Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215064554/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643 Archived])</ref>
* One mod was deleted, after a complaint by the original artist.

===Human Form Modern & Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod===
[[File:Kale-CWC-min.png|thumb|The recolored Kale-as-CWC mod.]]
[[File:Kale-CWC-Super-min.png|thumb|Super Saiyan form.]]

Chris made this mod, recoloring a model of Kale from [[Dragon Ball]], which was flagged for being spam. He wrote an angry description on it.<ref>https://archive.vn/6EKWH</ref>

{{quotebox|**BEFORE you go off typing in the comments section, know that A. I am fully aware of the Mods I've been uploading being essentially texture changes, but they all do have different and new voice clips that you all are missing out on by not being able to download the Mods for yourselves. B. I know the pictures are bad, I do not know what button to press on this laptop to screen cap better. If I did, I certainly would have done so already. And C. I know you damned bunch of Hater and bad [[Trolls]] are here on the hunt of just about anything that is Chris Chan or Sonichu related, well this is not your place to hate on what we have on here. AND a lot of Mods for just about any game are retextures and revoices, but you do not see anyone that is not a hater or bad complaining. I do not. There is no difference between Skin and Texture, because it's essentially basing off of an existing character base from the original game. Therefore, all of you [[Julay]]-effing-lovers can shut the hell up.

With that said, this is a retextured Mod of a DBZ fighter to represent Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu in her Human form; you get her in two variants: her present attire, and her classic shirt. They both respectively have different sets of voice clips. New ones that are memeable on the Classic variant. And the Modern one has three Bonus voice clips within its folder. And they each are wearing the signature [[Medallion|Sonichu Medallion]], even though it doesn't show so easy in the above photographs.

Download today, Do Not Complain, Comment nor Flag this Mod, and enjoy. Okay? I, Sonichu Prime, have just had it about up to beyond seven feet with this dimension and you poisonous lot. And I know you all are just laughing it up for the freaking [[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]] reading this, but mark my words: you all will be judged and sentenced by Chris Chan, herself, and the other deities as well.

And one more thing, I genuinely am not on this website for any freaking points; I am only using this platform for sharing these add-ons with you all. Good day.}}

Chris’s diatribe did not prevent the mod from being taken down for improper crediting and using the wrong category on 17 December 2020.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Flags : Beta-type Chris Chan and Magi-Chan Sonichu Mods] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201218115924/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Archived])</ref>

=== Sonichu Mod (personally updated) ===

On the same day, it emerged that ''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'', one of Chris’s mods that was also [[Honor roll|featured]] on GameBanana, was stolen from a modder called CirrusFire, who created the model with Sack Tree back in 2017:<ref name="cirrusfire"/><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8DLxKEXpyY Sonic World: Sonichu RELEASE 8] on YouTube, 31 December 2017</ref>

{{quoteboxred|'''Cirrusfire''': Would have been nice you would have gotten permission to repost this mod with a slightly altered voice mod, I put a lot of effort into the model and animations way back when.. If anything you could have just posted a "Original Official voice Mod pack" to put in the mod I already made.}}

{{quoteboxorange|'''Blur of Blue''': huh... so he never got permission AND is posting lazy recolors of this!? I'm kinda not surprised though...}}

On 21 December 2020, the mod was removed:<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20201221094423/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391 Sonichu Mod (personally updated)]</ref>

{{quoteboxred|'''YellowJello''': The original creator of this model has requested that we take down this page because sufficient permission was not given to release the mod.}}

== Twitter response ==

On 20 December, Chris took to Twitter to, in his own words, "[set] a record straight" and address the situation. What resulted was Chris denying that he stole mods by claiming that he gave credit to the original creators (forgetting that he still [[Recycling|recycled]] the mods without their permission beforehand) and spending most of the tweets nitpicking other mods and invoking his belief that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu as an excuse for his actions.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"]]</ref>

{{quote|I am still learning and figuring this out; cut me some slack, please, I was born a Pichu in the wild, had to grow up quick and hard in early 2003, and worked very hard and tough with Rosey and the others defending Cwcville, helping out the rest of the Earth, checked out other dimensions and timelines and so on in missions, and presently still talking with you all from within Chris Chan’s body after eight and a half-plus months since the body-swap, last March.}}

==Demo Audio Track==
This video, and the lines in it were shared via Google Drive by Chris to the Sonic World DX Discord group.

It contains lines for Rosechu, Sonichu and Magi-Chan.

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| Stardate = 17 [[November 2020]]
| Featuring =
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| previous = [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]]
| next = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]
}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
'''Chris''': Hey Sonic World players! This is Sonichu coming to you live from Christine's body. From Mama Chris-Chan's body, I mean- if y'all have been-keep payin' attention on her Twitter and recently on our YouTube! Yeah, you would definitely gotten the message that [[Spirit possession|we had swapped bodies]] like ''months'' ago, SEVEN MONTHS! Anyway, so for the demo samples for... our voicing on the... project of our c-characters for our mods in Sonic World. And by the way I wanna add that for the special abilities if you se-s'apparently Mar-ma- honestly Mario can have his word-wording of his special abilities changed like what RB does. [''short sigh''] Ah. I mean it says ''Sonic Wind'' it should be like something like ''Thundershock'' or ''Thunderboat'' and instead of ''Whirlwind'' it would be- i-it should b-be something like ''Discharge''. And if possible lightning bolts give us some lightning bolts instead of... wind imagery t'for our output. Izzay-yeah I no doubt it would be much or too much I mean at least cha- at least change the names of our specials in the list. In our list. [[Chris and english|Et-that's just hear near or hear]] Alright so anyway, you're hear me, this is Sonichu, I'll give you a few my-give you a few of my catchphrases:

'''Sonichu''': Let's zap it up!

'''Sonichu''': Zap it to the extreme!

[''clicking noise, likely Chris's jewelry'']

'''Sonichu''': I do it for my friends, I do it for my mama.

[''the clinking noise stays interspersed between lines for the rest of the video'']

'''Sonichu''': Ipledgemyloyalty to Chris-Chan.

[''silence, save for static and the clinking'']

'''Sonichu''': If only Rosey was here!

'''Sonichu''': ''in an unidentifiable accent with a lisp'' Ey, ruth! 'Ello!

'''Sonichu''': Aaaag!

'''Sonichu''': Ow-sty scrap!

'''Sonichu''': A-he-awesome!

'''Sonichu''': We're really zappin' it up together!

'''Sonichu''': Eh. I coulda done better.

'''Chris''': Eh-way that's just a few examples, I could think further or do better on- af- on, you know having a full list of what each voice clip does my me- me- I can only gather so much from looking at the .ogg files. Personally I'm not able to make such files but at the very least when I do record these samples I do record them to this audio file app and y'all can convert them. Anyway so here's a few sample- examples for... Rosey.

[''Chris is thinking'']

'''Rosechu''': I'll do my best!

'''Rosechu''': Let's go!

'''Rosechu''': I do it for my family and my loved ones.

'''Rosechu''': Take that!

'''Rosechu''': I'll kick your ass!

'''Rosechu''': Waddaya think you're doin'?

'''Rosechu''': Noooooooo!

'''Rosechu''': Yay!

'''Rosechu''': Aah!

'''Rosechu''': Gre-hay, good job, player!

'''Rosechu''': Let's do this again sometime.

'''Rosechu''': E rank? What are you, kidding me?

'''Chris''': Alright, so now with that- with that done, here's uh- here's samples for Magi-Chan Sonichu:

'''Magi-Chan:''' My wisdom knows no bounds.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I have seen the future.

'''Magi-Chan:''' We must callect the rings!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Telekinesis levitate.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I got all the psychic powers.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I see danger up ahead.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Our path is clear.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Be aware of the glitch!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Uuuaaaagh!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Aghgh!

'''Magi-Chan:''' This's no good.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Oh hey, this is really... satisfactory.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Satisfactory.

'''Magi-Chan:''' That was a good run. Thank you for playing me. Or rather, thank you for playing ''with'' me.

'''Chris:''' Yes, we should definitely have a good rewrite on the final versions of the voice samples before we actually record them.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Mh. E rank. We can do better than that. I foresee you trying.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Don't give up.

'''Chris:''' Ann o'course- uhh, you know, just direct from the original voicebox- just, you know, good ol' Chris-Chan, AKA Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu... Just devol(?) voice, I mean, you got me talkin' here- I'm talkin' here. Heh. But yeah, the upgrades definitely beat Mama. And the update, instead of saying- uh, Sonichu callin' me father, he calls me Mama. Or mother, whichever- 'cause y'know, I ''did'' [[Transgender|change genders]]. Anyway...

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Alright, let's go!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Time to zap it up!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Krakow!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' I ain' missin' out on this!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Take that!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Zappin' it up!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' WOOHOO!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Yay!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Ay, good job on this run.

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Eh. We coulda done better.

'''Chris:''' Alright, well, that's pretty much it for now- fur- that's pretty much... '''demonstration'''- this aud- audition tape- if you will. So, yeah, if you want the most authentic voice clips for the Sonichu Characters, we're more happy to- we're more than happy to oblige, personally. So, yeah. Thank you!

}}

==Other soundbites==

===Sonichu===
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Sonichu''': Hyah!

'''Sonichu''': Zap!

'''Sonichu''': Krakow!

'''Sonichu''': Take that!

'''Sonichu''': Uh! Static scrap!

'''Sonichu''': Time to zap it up! [''exhale'']

'''Sonichu''': Zap to the extreme!

'''Sonichu''': Let's zap it up!

'''Sonichu''': [''chews something''] Doin' it for Mama Chris-chan, and everyone.

'''Sonichu''': Here we go!

'''Sonichu''': Waow!

'''Sonichu''': That breeze feels nice!

'''Sonichu''': Zappin' it up!

'''Sonichu''': Krakow! [''less emphatically'']

'''Sonichu''': Ugh!

'''Sonichu''': Hmm!

'''Sonichu''': Wow!

'''Sonichu''': Ooh! Feel the breeze!

'''Sonichu''': Hyah!

'''Sonichu''': Hwah!

'''Sonichu''': Woo~!

'''Sonichu''': Zap!

'''Sonichu''': Hay-yah!

'''Sonichu''': We did it, Mama!

'''Sonichu''': Welp! We tried!

'''Sonichu''': Ugh! I coulda done better!

'''Sonichu''': A ''[[Honor roll|D]]''? Darn glitch.

'''Sonichu''': Woly crap! Player? We could've done better.

'''Sonichu''': Sweet!

'''Sonichu''': And that's for Sonichus and Rosechus everywhere!
}}

===Magi-Chan===
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Magi-Chan voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|magi-chan-sonic-world-voice-clips}}
| Featuring =
| Saga =
| previous =
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{{collapsible|Transcription|

'''Magi-Chan''': Your mind is [[4-cent_garbage|moot]]!

'''Magi-Chan''': No words.

'''Magi-Chan''': Only thought.

'''Magi-Chan''': Take this.

'''Magi-Chan''': I shall return.

'''Magi-Chan''': Ferry well, player my friend? Lead the way.

'''Magi-Chan''': My abilities are hardly insurpassable.

'''Magi-Chan''': I foresee many battles ahead.

'''Magi-Chan''': Track lightly and swift! Don't fall through the ground.

'''Magi-Chan''': You player are neither a hater or good. You are... ''neutral''.

'''Magi-Chan''': Indeed.

'''Magi-Chan''': Ah! As I have foreseen.

'''Magi-Chan''': Chris-Chan blesses you.

'''Magi-Chan''': This, I like.

'''Magi-Chan''': No!

'''Magi-Chan''': Ascend!

'''Magi-Chan''': Rise.

'''Magi-Chan''': Levitate!

'''Magi-Chan''': [''apets?'']

'''Magi-Chan''': Hear me.

'''Magi-Chan''': Focus!

'''Magi-Chan''': Inner strength.

'''Magi-Chan''': Keep calm.

'''Magi-Chan''': Good job.

'''Magi-Chan''': Fair job.

'''Magi-Chan''': Well enough.

'''Magi-Chan''': You should ponder about this, player.

'''Magi-Chan''': ''pound pound'' Your wisdom and skills, need much improvement, my friend.

'''Magi-Chan''': I need not speak; I foresaw this vittory.}}

===Chris Chan Sonichu===
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| Featuring =
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': ''possibly cut-off'' [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': I'll show you!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Chaos! Control!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Taste my aura!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Kuh!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': ''exhale'' Calm mind, clear mind, meditate. ''inhale'' Let's go!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Time to answer some prayers.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Ah! A good day between dimensions.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': I'll show those haters what I'm made of.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Hu-yah!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[McDonald's|I am lovin']] this moment!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Seven rings in my haaaand! ''voice wavering''

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Unf!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Boing! ''imitating a spring''

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''':''high-pitched'' Wee!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Breathe it in!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Zoom.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog power!]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Well! Awesome job!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Eh. Good enough.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Yep. We got a C. Meme that up.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[Honor roll|I've hardly ever earned a D in my education.]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': My brain and my mouth. May not sync at times, but that was pitiful.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Esselent! You have done very well.
}}

===Human Chris Chan (Classic)===

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| name = Human Chris Chan (Classic) voice clips
| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|human-cwc-classic-sonic-world-voice-clips}}
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [''possibly cut-off''] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': THUNDERRRRR!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [''growling''] [[Muscle bra|WANT WOMAN]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Shut up, [[BlueSpike|Julie BlueSpike]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': AAAAAAAAAAAAGGG!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Let's rock this [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent garbage]] down!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't trust them haters over there, sing along!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Let's go out and ZAP TO THE ETSTREME!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Are there any [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free women]] out there? If not, that's cool.

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': In the name of love and [[Honest Content|honesty]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': On the news today, a [[Kiwi Farms|LOLcow]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Bathing is better than [[Axe|Ats Body Spray]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Ow!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Woo-yeah!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Rock on!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Pickle]] barrel!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Revive Zordon|Ree-vive Zordon!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog powerrrrrrrrr!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Well, they put my name in a hat, and... I just won!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Obesity|Don't call me fat! My body is slender, thank you!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], singin' along, gonna rock you with joy!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic's arms are ''not'' blue!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Song of Christian|'''AN "F" IN ENGLISH?! ERRRGG!''']]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': {{w|Another One Bites the Dust|Another bunch of haters bite the dust! An anudder one gone and anudder one gone, anudder one gone!}}
}}

===Human Chris Chan (Modern)===

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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': ''possibly cut-off'' [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': I'll show you!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Chaos! Control!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Taste my aura!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Commodore 64: The pro computer with pro power!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': '''LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY [[JenkinsJinkies|JENKINS]]!'''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Here's how we do it with Byzantine [[A New, Fun Trick!|r-r-r-r-results!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Guh!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': ''exhale'' Calm mind, clear mind, meditate. ''inhale'' Let's go!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Time to answer some prayers.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Ah! A good day between dimensions.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': I'll show those haters what I'm made of.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Hu-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[McDonald's|I am lovin']] this moment!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Seven rings in my haaaand! ''voice wavering''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Unf!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Boing! ''imitating a spring''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''':''high-pitched'' Wee!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Breathe it in!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Zoom.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog power!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Well! Awesome job!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Eh. Good enough.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Yep. We got a C. Meme that up.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[Honor roll|I've hardly ever earned a D in my education.]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': My brain and my mouth, may not sync at times, but ''that'' was pitiful.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Esselent! You have done very well.
}}

==References==
<references/>

Sonic World

2020-12-20T21:16:59Z

KenKaniff: /* Human Form Modern & Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod */

[[File:Sonic World Sonichu mod.jpg|thumb|200px|The Sonichu mod Chris uses, also set as his [[Twitter]] avatar.]]

'''Sonic World''' is a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] fan game which can be modded with characters. In October 2020, [[Chris]] joined its [[Discord]] group and requested ''[[Sonichu]]''-themed mods. A month later, he noticed a fanmade mod of Sonichu and requested to get in contact with the modder, in order to add his own voice clips and details to the Sonichu character mod. Without acquiring permission, Chris nevertheless adjusted the Sonichu mod to his liking, and also recorded lines for [[Chris Chan Sonichu]], [[Magi-Chan]], and [[Rosechu]]. Chris also requested a mod be made of [[ProjectSNT]] due to his continuing obsession over her.<ref name=Discord>[[:File:SonicWorldDXDiscord.png]]</ref>

Chris using mods without permission got his submissions to GameBanana flagged and his account kicked from the Sonic World DX Discord group.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref>

==GameBanana mods==
{{quote|A LOT of gaming Mods are just simple texture changes; you should know that better than anyone. Your demaning commentary is just hateful, and I simply do not like you flagging our content. [[Messiah complex|You will be judged.]]

Sonichu Prime, Dimension C-197|Chris's message to various users.<ref>https://gamebanana.com/members/submissions/posts/1760824</ref>}}

[[File:GameBanana Screenshot.png|200px|right]]

On 26 November 2020, Chris joined the GameBanana modding community as ''CWCSonichu'', and started uploading mods to the website.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/members/1760824 Profile: CWCSonichu] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215063610/https://gamebanana.com/members/1760824 Archived])</ref> Chris’s submissions shortly ran into trouble with the community, mostly for [[Chris and copyright|not crediting]] the original author,<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Flags: Human Form Modern & Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062508/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Archived])</ref><ref name="cirrusfire">[https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391?post=8886471 Comment in Sonichu Mod (personally updated)] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201218115452/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183391?post=8886471 Archived])</ref> or spamming.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6272 Flags : Beta-type Chris Chan and Magi-Chan Sonichu Mods] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062515/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6272 Archived])</ref><ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6271 Flags : Shiny Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215062912/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6271 Archived])</ref> As of 18 December 2020, three have been flagged, three have been taken down, and two have been deleted by him, with the reason given as: “Have my reasons”.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643 Shiny Sonichu Mod] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201215064554/https://gamebanana.com/skins/183643 Archived])</ref>

===Human Form Modern & Classic Chris Chan Sonichu Mod===
[[File:Kale-CWC-min.png|thumb|The recolored Kale-as-CWC mod.]]
[[File:Kale-CWC-Super-min.png|thumb|Super Saiyan form.]]

Chris made this mod, recoloring a model of Kale from [[Dragon Ball]], which was flagged for being spam. He wrote an angry description on it.<ref>https://archive.vn/6EKWH</ref>

{{quotebox|**BEFORE you go off typing in the comments section, know that A. I am fully aware of the Mods I've been uploading being essentially texture changes, but they all do have different and new voice clips that you all are missing out on by not being able to download the Mods for yourselves. B. I know the pictures are bad, I do not know what button to press on this laptop to screen cap better. If I did, I certainly would have done so already. And C. I know you damned bunch of Hater and bad [[Trolls]] are here on the hunt of just about anything that is Chris Chan or Sonichu related, well this is not your place to hate on what we have on here. AND a lot of Mods for just about any game are retextures and revoices, but you do not see anyone that is not a hater or bad complaining. I do not. There is no difference between Skin and Texture, because it's essentially basing off of an existing character base from the original game. Therefore, all of you [[Julay]]-effing-lovers can shut the hell up.

With that said, this is a retextured Mod of a DBZ fighter to represent Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu in her Human form; you get her in two variants: her present attire, and her classic shirt. They both respectively have different sets of voice clips. New ones that are memeable on the Classic variant. And the Modern one has three Bonus voice clips within its folder. And they each are wearing the signature [[Medallion|Sonichu Medallion]], even though it doesn't show so easy in the above photographs.

Download today, Do Not Complain, Comment nor Flag this Mod, and enjoy. Okay? I, Sonichu Prime, have just had it about up to beyond seven feet with this dimension and you poisonous lot. And I know you all are just laughing it up for the freaking [[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]] reading this, but mark my words: you all will be judged and sentenced by Chris Chan, herself, and the other deities as well.

And one more thing, I genuinely am not on this website for any freaking points; I am only using this platform for sharing these add-ons with you all. Good day.}}

Chris’s diatribe did not prevent the mod from being taken down for improper crediting and using the wrong category on 17 December 2020.<ref>[https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Flags : Beta-type Chris Chan and Magi-Chan Sonichu Mods] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20201218115924/https://gamebanana.com/textures/admin/flags/6281 Archived])</ref> On the same day, it emerged that ''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'', one of Chris’s mods that was also [[Honor roll|featured]] on GameBanana, was stolen from a modder called CirrusFire, who created the model with Sack Tree back in 2017:<ref name="cirrusfire"/><ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8DLxKEXpyY Sonic World: Sonichu RELEASE 8] on YouTube, 31 December 2017</ref>

{{quoteboxred|'''Cirrusfire''': Would have been nice you would have gotten permission to repost this mod with a slightly altered voice mod, I put a lot of effort into the model and animations way back when.. If anything you could have just posted a "Original Official voice Mod pack" to put in the mod I already made.}}

{{quoteboxorange|'''Blur of Blue''': huh... so he never got permission AND is posting lazy recolors of this!? I'm kinda not surprised though...}}

On 20 December, Chris took to Twitter to, in his own words, "[set] a record straight" and address the situation. What resulted was Chris denying that he stole mods by claiming that he gave credit to the original creators (forgetting that he still [[Recycling|recycled]] the mods without their permission beforehand) and spending most of the tweets nitpicking other mods and invoking his belief that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu as an excuse for his actions.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"]]</ref>

{{quote|I am still learning and figuring this out; cut me some slack, please, I was born a Pichu in the wild, had to grow up quick and hard in early 2003, and worked very hard and tough with Rosey and the others defending Cwcville, helping out the rest of the Earth, checked out other dimensions and timelines and so on in missions, and presently still talking with you all from within Chris Chan’s body after eight and a half-plus months since the body-swap, last March.}}

==Demo Audio Track==
Shared via Google Drive by Chris to the Sonic World DX Discord group.

Contains lines for Rosechu, Sonichu and Magi-Chan.

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| Stardate = 17 [[November 2020]]
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| previous = [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]]
| next = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]
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{{collapsible|Transcript|
'''Chris''': Hey Sonic World players! This is Sonichu coming to you live from Christine's body. From Mama Chris-Chan's body, I mean- if y'all have been-keep payin' attention on her Twitter and recently on our YouTube! Yeah, you would definitely gotten the message that [[Spirit possession|we had swapped bodies]] like ''months'' ago, SEVEN MONTHS! Anyway, so for the demo samples for... our voicing on the... project of our c-characters for our mods in Sonic World. And by the way I wanna add that for the special abilities if you se-s'apparently Mar-ma- honestly Mario can have his word-wording of his special abilities changed like what RB does. ''[short sigh]'' Ah. I mean it says ''Sonic Wind'' it should be like something like ''Thundershock'' or ''Thunderboat'' and instead of ''Whirlwind'' it would be- i-it should b-be something like ''Discharge''. And if possible lightning bolts give us some lightning bolts instead of... wind imagery t'for our output. Izzay-yeah I no doubt it would be much or too much I mean at least cha- at least change the names of our specials in the list. In our list. [[Chris and english|Et-that's just hear near or hear]] Alright so anyway, you're hear me, this is Sonichu, I'll give you a few my-give you a few of my catchphrases:

'''Sonichu''': Let's zap it up!

'''Sonichu''': Zap it to the extreme!

''[clicking noise, likely Chris's jewelry]''

'''Sonichu''': I do it for my friends, I do it for my mama.

''[the clinking noise stays interspersed between lines for the rest of the video]''

'''Sonichu''': Ipledgemyloyalty to Chris-Chan.

''[silence, save for static and the clinking]''

'''Sonichu''': If only Rosey was here!

'''Sonichu''': ''in an unidentifiable accent with a lisp'' Ey, ruth! 'Ello!

'''Sonichu''': Aaaag!

'''Sonichu''': Ow-sty scrap!

'''Sonichu''': A-he-awesome!

'''Sonichu''': We're really zappin' it up together!

'''Sonichu''': Eh. I coulda done better.

'''Chris''': Eh-way that's just a few examples, I could think further or do better on- af- on, you know having a full list of what each voice clip does my me- me- I can only gather so much from looking at the .ogg files. Personally I'm not able to make such files but at the very least when I do record these samples I do record them to this audio file app and y'all can convert them. Anyway so here's a few sample- examples for... Rosey.

''[Chris is thinking]''

'''Rosechu''': I'll do my best!

'''Rosechu''': Let's go!

'''Rosechu''': I do it for my family and my loved ones.

'''Rosechu''': Take that!

'''Rosechu''': I'll kick your ass!

'''Rosechu''': Waddaya think you're doin'?

'''Rosechu''': Noooooooo!

'''Rosechu''': Yay!

'''Rosechu''': Aah!

'''Rosechu''': Gre-hay, good job, player!

'''Rosechu''': Let's do this again sometime.

'''Rosechu''': E rank? What are you, kidding me?

'''Chris''': Alright, so now with that- with that done, here's uh- here's samples for Magi-Chan Sonichu:

'''Magi-Chan:''' My wisdom knows no bounds.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I have seen the future.

'''Magi-Chan:''' We must callect the rings!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Telekinesis levitate.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I got all the psychic powers.

'''Magi-Chan:''' I see danger up ahead.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Our path is clear.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Be aware of the glitch!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Uuuaaaagh!

'''Magi-Chan:''' Aghgh!

'''Magi-Chan:''' This's no good.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Oh hey, this is really... satisfactory.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Satisfactory.

'''Magi-Chan:''' That was a good run. Thank you for playing me. Or rather, thank you for playing ''with'' me.

'''Chris:''' Yes, we should definitely have a good rewrite on the final versions of the voice samples before we actually record them.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Mh. E rank. We can do better than that. I foresee you trying.

'''Magi-Chan:''' Don't give up.

'''Chris:''' Ann o'course- uhh, you know, just direct from the original voicebox- just, you know, good ol' Chris-Chan, AKA Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu... Just devol(?) voice, I mean, you got me talkin' here- I'm talkin' here. Heh. But yeah, the upgrades definitely beat Mama. And the update, instead of saying- uh, Sonichu callin' me father, he calls me Mama. Or mother, whichever- 'cause y'know, I ''did'' [[Transgender|change genders]]. Anyway...

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Alright, let's go!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Time to zap it up!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Krakow!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' I ain' missin' out on this!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Take that!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Zappin' it up!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' WOOHOO!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Yay!

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Ay, good job on this run.

'''Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu:''' Eh. We coulda done better.

'''Chris:''' Alright, well, that's pretty much it for now- fur- that's pretty much... '''demonstration'''- this aud- audition tape- if you will. So, yeah, if you want the most authentic voice clips for the Sonichu Characters, we're more happy to- we're more than happy to oblige, personally. So, yeah. Thank you!

}}

==Other soundbites==

===Sonichu===
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Sonichu''': Hyah!

'''Sonichu''': Zap!

'''Sonichu''': [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakow Krakow!]

'''Sonichu''': Take that!

'''Sonichu''': Uh! Static scrap!

'''Sonichu''': Time to zap it up! ''[exhale]''

'''Sonichu''': Zap to the extreme!

'''Sonichu''': Let's zap it up!

'''Sonichu''': ''[chews on something]'' Doin' it for Mama Chris-chan, and everyone.

'''Sonichu''': Here we go!

'''Sonichu''': Waow!

'''Sonichu''': That breeze feels nice!

'''Sonichu''': Zappin' it up!

'''Sonichu''': [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krakow Krakow!] ''[less emphatically]''

'''Sonichu''': Ugh!

'''Sonichu''': Hmm!

'''Sonichu''': Wow!

'''Sonichu''': Ooh! Feel the breeze!

'''Sonichu''': Hyah!

'''Sonichu''': Hwah!

'''Sonichu''': Woo~!

'''Sonichu''': Zap!

'''Sonichu''': Hay-yah!

'''Sonichu''': We did it, Mama!

'''Sonichu''': Welp! We tried!

'''Sonichu''': Ugh! I coulda done better!

'''Sonichu''': A ''[[Honor roll|D]]''? Darn glitch.

'''Sonichu''': Woly crap! Player? We could've done better.

'''Sonichu''': Sweet!

'''Sonichu''': And that's for Sonichus and Rosechus everywhere!
}}

===Magi-Chan===
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| audio = {{#ev:archiveorg|magi-chan-sonic-world-voice-clips}}
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{{collapsible|Transcription|

'''Magi-Chan''': Your mind is [[4-cent_garbage|moot]]!

'''Magi-Chan''': No words.

'''Magi-Chan''': Only thought.

'''Magi-Chan''': Take this.

'''Magi-Chan''': I shall return.

'''Magi-Chan''': Ferry well, player my friend? Lead the way.

'''Magi-Chan''': My abilities are hardly insurpassable.

'''Magi-Chan''': I foresee many battles ahead.

'''Magi-Chan''': Track lightly and swift! Don't fall through the ground.

'''Magi-Chan''': You player are neither a hater or good. You are... ''neutral''.

'''Magi-Chan''': Indeed.

'''Magi-Chan''': Ah! As I have foreseen.

'''Magi-Chan''': Chris-Chan blesses you.

'''Magi-Chan''': This, I like.

'''Magi-Chan''': No!

'''Magi-Chan''': Ascend!

'''Magi-Chan''': Rise.

'''Magi-Chan''': Levitate!

'''Magi-Chan''': ''[apets?]''

'''Magi-Chan''': Hear me.

'''Magi-Chan''': Focus!

'''Magi-Chan''': Inner strength.

'''Magi-Chan''': Keep calm.

'''Magi-Chan''': Good job.

'''Magi-Chan''': Fair job.

'''Magi-Chan''': Well enough.

'''Magi-Chan''': You should ponder about this, player.

'''Magi-Chan''': ''pound pound'' Your wisdom and skills, need much improvement, my friend.

'''Magi-Chan''': I need not speak; I foresaw this vittory.}}

===Chris Chan Sonichu===
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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': ''possibly cut-off'' [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': I'll show you!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Chaos! Control!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Taste my aura!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Kuh!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': ''exhale'' Calm mind, clear mind, meditate. ''inhale'' Let's go!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Time to answer some prayers.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Ah! A good day between dimensions.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': I'll show those haters what I'm made of.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Hu-yah!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[McDonald's|I am lovin']] this moment!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Seven rings in my haaaand! ''voice wavering''

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Unf!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Boing! ''imitating a spring''

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''':''high-pitched'' Wee!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Breathe it in!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Zoom.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog power!]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Well! Awesome job!

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Eh. Good enough.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Yep. We got a C. Meme that up.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': [[Honor roll|I've hardly ever earned a D in my education.]]

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': My brain and my mouth. May not sync at times, but that was pitiful.

'''Chris Chan Sonichu''': Esselent! You have done very well.
}}

===Human Chris Chan (Classic)===

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'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [''possibly cut-off''] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': THUNDERRRRR!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [''growling''] [[Muscle bra|WANT WOMAN]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Shut up, [[BlueSpike|Julie BlueSpike]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': AAAAAAAAAAAAGGG!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Let's rock this [[4-cent_garbage.com|4-cent garbage]] down!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't trust them haters over there, sing along!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Let's go out and ZAP TO THE ETSTREME!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Are there any [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free women]] out there? If not, that's cool.

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': In the name of love and [[Honest Content|honesty]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': On the news today, a LOLcow!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Bathing is better than [[Axe|Ats Body Spray]]!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Ow!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Woo-yeah!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Rock on!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': Pickle barrel!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Revive Zordon|Ree-vive Zordon!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog powerrrrrrrrr!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Well, they put my name in a hat, and... I just won!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Obesity|Don't call me fat! My body is slender, thank you!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], singin' along, gonna rock you with joy!

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic's arms are ''not'' blue!]]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': [[Song of Christian|'''AN "F" IN ENGLISH?! ERRRGG!''']]

'''Chris Chan (Classic)''': {{w|Another One Bites the Dust|Another bunch of haters bite the dust! An anudder one gone and anudder one gone, anudder one gone!}}
}}

===Human Chris Chan (Modern)===

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{{collapsible|Transcription|
'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': ''possibly cut-off'' [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|HAME-HA!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': I'll show you!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Chaos! Control!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Taste my aura!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Commodore 64: The pro computer with pro power!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': '''LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!'''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Here's how we do it with Byzantine [[A New, Fun Trick!|r-r-r-r-results!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Guh!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': ''exhale'' Calm mind, clear mind, meditate. ''inhale'' Let's go!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Time to answer some prayers.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Ah! A good day between dimensions.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': I'll show those haters what I'm made of.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Time to draw these pages up!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Hu-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[McDonald's|I am lovin']] this moment!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Seven rings in my haaaand! ''voice wavering''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Another page colored in!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Unf!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Hay-yah!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Zoom!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Boing! ''imitating a spring''

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''':''high-pitched'' Wee!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Woosh!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Breathe it in!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Zoom.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[ECV 00002|Electric Hedgehog power!]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Well! Awesome job!

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Eh. Good enough.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Yep. We got a C. Meme that up.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': [[Honor roll|I've hardly ever earned a D in my education.]]

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': My brain and my mouth, may not sync at times, but ''that'' was pitiful.

'''Chris Chan (Modern)''': Esselent! You have done very well.
}}

==References==
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Chris and kindness

2020-12-17T15:52:24Z

KenKaniff: /* Genuine acts of kindness */

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote|I Knew they were trolls, but they had Good Intentions, and they were genuinely Kind Individuals. I am not listening to your bull shit.| Chris showing that he prefers kindness over reason.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203943388552318977</ref>}}
{{quote|For I am ze kind and compassionate Chrrristine Chandler! | Chris, proclaiming his kindness and [[A New, Fun Trick|his ability to roll his R's]]}}
[[File:Cwcconvnetioncard.jpeg|thumb|200px|"Show me kindness and fun: I smile for you all!"]]

Despite all of his moments of [[Chris and anger|rage]], [[Death threats|death threats]], [[lies]], and... [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|yuck]], Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it. As of recently, he will more often than not be motivated to act '''kind''' towards other people, even towards complete strangers. Due to his [[autism]] and upbringing making it difficult to empathize with others, these attempts are often awkward and occasionally cross the line to disrespect.

Chris has also shown a number of times that due to his facade of kindness to others, he can very easily be [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] by other people, as he rarely questions anyone's intentions beforehand, as that would be the "unkind" thing to do. This shows that Chris seems to have a stronger appeal to just being kind to people for its own sake, rather than so that he can be more approachable, as he cannot distinguish when it is most appropriate to accept an offer vs politely declining it.

== Chris and his morality ==

[[File:Chris' Big Dilema.jpg|thumb|Chris conflicting with his morality and his desires at the same time|200px]]

{{Template:See also|A-Logging#Chris is not Hitler}}

Like his beliefs on [[Chris and religion|religion]] and [[Chris and gender|gender]], Chris's stance on morality is difficult to interpret. Chris often claims that he is a kind, good-natured, saintly person that doesn't deserve scorn. To a certain extent, he's right, but for all of the wrong reasons.

Despite what one may think about Chris, the reality is that he is relatively harmless and is somewhat capable of distinguishing right and wrong. But that is only scratching the surface, as Chris's selfishness and [[Naïve|naivete]] often turn out to be the main culprits behind him doing immoral actions, rather than true malevolence.

One infamous example of this behavior is when he foolishly drew and uploaded [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]] onto Encyclopedia Dramatica as a means to combat all of the pictures of [[duck]]s and [[pickle]]s he found on the site, as well as to [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|prove his straightness]], not thinking about how [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] might respond to being depicted in such an undignified manner in a shoddily drawn piece of porn. Megan, who was looking for just about any reason to stop talking to Chris<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Initial_post</ref>, was understandably revolted. However, what cements the fact that his naivete was partly responsible is how Chris tried to explain to Megan what happened in the picture itself, thinking that she was inexperienced with [[Chris and sex|sex]], and didn't understand what was going on, rather than the obvious fact that she was depicted in such a demeaning situation, and that Chris obviously wants to pound her.

Whoever Chris acts kindly to depends on who he would classify as [[Gal-Pals|his "friends"]] and [[Trolls|his "enemies".]] If someone gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, or he shifts the blame on someone else for his own fails, Chris will deem that someone as a troll that wants nothing more of him than to make him miserable, showing very little respect of whoever inconvenienced him. Whoever Chris doesn't classify as a troll or feels "temporarily" joined the side of the trolls are his friends. Typically, Chris will attempt to befriend internet celebrities and staff members of the media he enjoys.

== Empathy ==

Chris has a very warped understanding of empathy. This could be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have difficulty empathizing with others, although Chris's case has much more to do with his upbringing.

== Motivations for doing good ==

===[[Love Quest]] and [[gal pals]]===

[[File:Doopie White Knights Chris.jpg|thumb|200px]]

While socializing with his alleged pals, Chris always takes the time to act as kind as possible to them, to the point where it becomes downright disturbing. Unsurprisingly, Chris has used Social Media as a means of continuing his [[Love Quest]] and finding the [[sweetheart]] he has desired for over a decade. Because of that, most of the people [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Chris attempts to befriend are girls]], with and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|without boyfriends]].

In terms of friendships on social media, whenever he feels he's up the creek without a paddle, Chris will almost always doubt that he is in any way responsible for anybody turning against him because, in his eyes, he is too kind for anyone to simply block him on Twitter or to be hated by the masses, and instead [[Chris and remorse|shifts the blame on the trolls]]. This coupled with the fact that Chris refuses to see the worst out of his friends unless he gets the hint that they denied access to their [[china]] makes it sound even more disturbing.

===Defending others===
As mentioned above with the Doopie saga, Chris has a tendency to believe he is doing good when in reality, he isn't. A common motivation for doing what he believes to be good is so that he can 'defend' someone he thinks is close to him; Chris has demonstrated this numerous times with Troll-created [[Sweethearts]], such as attempting to 'defend' [[Julie]] from [[Clyde Cash]] in voice chat sessions, then [[Ohio Trip|driving all the way to Cleveland]] in his belief that she would be there. Chris has also attempted to shift the focus of [[Weening]] against Doopie to himself in his [[HarassCWCdirectly|Twitter campaign]], when in reality the situation, far less serious than he thought it was, could have been resolved had Chris simply quietened down.

===Avoiding trouble===

In other instances, Chris will only act kindly to people to avoid getting into trouble. Whenever he tries to apologize to anyone, it's usually for reasons such as getting his [[PSN]] account back, or in an attempt to get back into places he was banned from.

===Personal benefit===

In general, the reason for Chris's acting kindly towards others is his thinking that doing so is the best way to manipulate them into doing whatever he wants them to. This is possibly due to his misunderstanding of simple etiquette and manners.

== How Chris demonstrates kindness ==

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Chris and remorse|Apologizing]]
|As mentioned above, Chris has a very limited understanding of empathy. On the rare occasions in which Chris admits his misdeeds and apologizes for them, ulterior motives are usually, if not always, present.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_negotiation</ref> This is in part to his upbringing<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Borb</ref> and otherwise due to other things such as [[autism]], all of which limit his ability to understand empathy. Curiously, Chris seems to lack the tendency to over-apologize for things, a trait known to be found in people on the spectrum, and normally will remain obstinate and particularly stubborn in his opinions unless forced to admit he was wrong, or if apologizing for some self-serving purpose.
|-
|Using pet names
|To refer to a gal-pal in a "kind" nonsexual manner, Chris will often refer to them as either [[Darling|"darling" or "dear"]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo</ref> However, since Chris obviously doesn't understand how creepy it is to refer to a girl he's just met on the internet as a "darling", most girls who talk to Chris online will be set off by Chris's misuse of the word.
|-
|Gift-giving
|Chris has shown several times his belief that kindness can be equated to simply furnishing others with luxuries such as video games, movies, comic books and other such gifts, not realising that charity alone is not the only virtue required to be considered kind. Perhaps the most noticeable instance of this was during his friendship with [[Megan]], in which he carried out a protracted program of gift-giving practically right up to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the moment it all came crashing down.]] The [[Idea Guys]] [[Chris and manipulation|manipulated]] this aspect of Chris's beliefs on kindness to have him be extorted into providing them with vast sums of money, alongside brand new video games and consoles, as revealed by invoices provided by Chris to the [[Guard Dogs]] during the early stages of [[Guard Dogs#Extortion|Operation Kingsnake]].
|-
|}

== Genuine acts of kindness ==
During [[Liquid Chris]] saga, Chris wanted to get Liquid arrested, and therefore placing him in prison. However, after talking with [[Kacey]], he decided that he "would hate to see you in jail, out of respect, and of care, because she would be heartbroken."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!</ref> It's worth mentioning that only a few seconds later, he threatens to get him tried in court, so this should be taken with a grain of salt.

Chris once participated in raising funds for [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]], a charity program that works to raise awareness of childhood cancer. Although he did it in memory of his [[Bob Chandler|deceased father]], who actually passed away as a result of heart disease rather than cancer, it was still considered a positive contribution Chris made to society.

He also donated to Red Cross in the wake of Hurricane Harvey in September 2017.

== See also ==

* [[Chris and remorse]]

== References ==
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Chris and health

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{{quote|Eat less [[/cow/|cow]] meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and [[Fanta|Fruit]] are a must; [[A Hike|Walking]] or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s [[Chris and hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>[[Mailbag 2#The Guitar Hero workout|Mailbag 2]]</ref>}}

[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|A rather optimistic depiction of Chris in later life, illustrated prior to his [[Transgender|Tomgirl makeover]].]]
[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|How Chris views himself after becoming a Tomgirl.]]

Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power|lack of exercise]], [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|poor nutrition]], [[ShowerClean|refusal to bathe]], and [[Tour of Chris's House|the grave uncleanliness]] of [[Rental House|his]] [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, heart failure, [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]], and possibly a premature [[Chris and death|death]].

==Diet and nutrition==
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[[File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris visited McDonald's 10 times in 13 days. It's not even the only fast-food place on the list.]]
[[File:Hypnosis for fatter ass.png|thumb|200px|Chris wants to use subliminal hypnosis to make his belly slimmer but his ass fatter.]]
[[File:ChrisMadeANaco.jpg|thumb|A soft shell taco topped with tortilla chips. Straight out of ''Kim Possible''.]]

To put it bluntly, Chris is a fatty, yet he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.

Chris is a known fast food lover, eating at either [[McDonald's]], [[Burger King]] or some other fast food restaurant at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely. The frequency of his fast food trips was confirmed in 2015 when a [[Kiwi Farms]] user sent him $500 to see what he would do with it.

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti (an incredibly basic dish, mind you) in a YouTube video, he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead mimed the act and microwaved some canned spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook, and simply buys microwaveable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but when he doesn't do that, he travels to McDonald's or another fast food restaurant with a breakfast menu.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

[[File:Fat chris.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris showing off his gut in [[October 2017]], as an attempt to make [[Jessica Quinn]] regret breaking up with him.]]

In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|ramming stuff in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general (as well as his tendency to lie).

During the [[Father Call]], Chris told [[Kacey]]'s father that he was prescribed [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. He claimed he stopped taking the drug in fall 2009, but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the call) is uncertain.

In 2016, he began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos under the false believe that they would improve his health. He liked videos such as "Lose Weight Super Fast!", "Eliminate Armpit Odor Permanently Fast!", "Lower Your Blood Pressure Fast! Hypertension Treatment", and "[[Fart Song|Produce Odorless Farts Fast!]]". There is no sort of scientific and medical evidence that proves listening to binaural beats can do these things.

In 2017, Chris had a brief online relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], who has a fat fetish and influenced Chris with it. The Sonichu comic features an obese Rosechu in [[Sonichu 12|issue 12]]. After their breakup, Chris consumed a large bowl of ice cream, then took a side photo of his gut, saying, "THIS!!! Right Here was ALLLLL HERS!!!!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Quinn.27s_missing_out</ref>

In 2019, Chris showed us his idea of a "salad", mostly made with unhealthy ingredients like bacon bits and croutons.<ref>[[August_2019_social_media_posts#Magi-Chan_eats_a_.22salad.22]]</ref>

In 2020, Chris claimed to make breakfast omelettes/scrambled eggs with ghost pepper sauce or spinach.<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts]]</ref>
===Places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Burger King]]
* [[List of restaurants|Restaurants]]
* [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Grocery stores]]
* [[Kitchen]]
* [[Bedroom]]

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==Hydration and Water Consumption==

[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily. Occasionally, he mixes them with [[Navy|a special ingredient]].]]
[[File:Water and Dasani.jpeg|150px|thumb|Chris’s water bottle with a Dasani bottle]]

Before 2020, Chris rarely drank water and focused a lot more on [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to [[Chris and anger|increase erratic behavior]]<ref>[https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4772143/|Energy Drinks and Youth Self-Reported Hyperactivity/Inattention Symptoms]</ref>).

Now, Chris drinks tons of water from a Glacee water bottle with [[Magic Stones|amethyst crystal]] on the bottom. He believes that there are many health problems that drinking water in this fashion alone can cure. He believes that doing so cures conditions such as food poisoning. While this is not actually true, it's at least far healthier than drinking tons of soft drinks.

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==Exercise==

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{{quote|[…] while my body is Strong and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}

[[File:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|[[I AM STRONG]]!]]

Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[Manchester High School|high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[vidya]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].

When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Needless to say, Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere 30 seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors. Despite this, in [[WelcometoBollywood]] he is capable of dancing in place for over 7 minutes. Whether or not he did this with the magic of jump cuts remains to be seen.

During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to flexing and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of Minute Maid lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could've defeated both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should've it to came to blows, and as such had challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.

Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to [[I Got A Fish|get his wish]] and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.

In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog 5 miles (8 kilometers) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take 6 breaks to catch his breath, whereas a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.

Chris's lack of muscle tone may stem from hypotonia (lack of muscle tone), which can occur in people on the [[autism]] spectrum,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypotonia</ref> although it is clear that his poor lifestyle has only exacerbated this.

{{Wise|he would need to begin exercising regularly in spring [[2018]] for him to be in shape while in [[CWCville]].<ref>https://archive.md/1D1ZL</ref>}}

====Anytime Fitness====
[[File:Chris at Anytime Fitness.jpg|thumb|left|200px|A fan spotted him at the gym and snapped his photo.]]

The Idea Guys coerced Chris into getting a membership at an Anytime Fitness gym. In April 2018, Chris uploaded [[One-Hundred!]], a video of him working out in his bedroom with actual dumbbells of 20 pounds each, instead of [[11042009 51 50|lemonade boxes]]. He followed up by taking a selfie at an Anytime gym of him on a treadmill "speed walking 4 mph for two hours".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2018_social_media_posts#Exercising_on_a_treadmill</ref>

A couple of weeks after the treadmill update, Chris was cocky enough about his new lifestyle change to use a put-down of telling other people they could stand to go to the gym to lose weight.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Mad at Facebook friends]]</ref>

{{quotebox|You are now Blocked. Before continuing to insult me whenever possible you should consider Going to the Gym Yourself, as I feel YOU could stand to Lose Some Weight!}}

On 7 May, Chris lamented the fact that [[weens]] had been calling up the gym to harass management about him:

{{quotebox|You Jerks and Trolls ruin EVERYTHING! I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE GYM WITHOUT YOU HARASSING THE GYM THAT I GO TO!<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/993696407369408513</ref>}}

Later, [[Emily]] shared information that Chris had been banned:

{{quoteboxyellow|Chris was legitimately getting complaints from fellow gym goers regarding being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a whole lot. So he already had a strike against him for that, then couple that with [[Weens|people]] calling them inevitably got him banned.<ref>https://archive.md/CKDwK</ref>}}

In the [[Copitz]] interview, Chris claimed that he had only been banned from the [[Ruckersville]] location, and was still regularly going to another undisclosed location in the [[Charlottesville]] area. Knowing Chris however its likely that this is a [[Lies|lie]] and he has most likely stopped going altogether since the Idea guys were removed from power, if he did actually continue to go to the gym its unlikely he could resist [[Ego| keeping it a secret for very long]].

===Walking for exercise===
{{quote|Yes, the nature today is beautiful, and it was great temperature for a four-plus mile walk up the Monticello Trail. 😊 ⚡️💙⚡️|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052243316274802691</ref>}}
[[File:Dead fitbit.jpeg|thumb|Chris's FitBit]]

The exercise habit from the Idea Guys stuck with Chris temporarily, as he continued to go on walks, as seen in [[Walking to the post office]] and him mentioning that he goes on nature walks with his support group.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1043912418198532096</ref> In December 2018, he purchased a [[treadmill]], and filmed himself using it. For the first time in a long time, it would've seemed that Chris had started to pay at least some attention to one facet of his health. However, only a few months later, it appears that he has left his treadmill to rust.

In 2018, Chris tried to sell a [[Wikipedia:Fitbit|Fitbit]] activity tracker. However, no-one bought it, and he kept using it.<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref> He did 23,000 steps on a [[Walking to the post office|walk to the post office and back]]. In January 2019 he released Fitbit info to the [[Brony Babes]] group. Eventually, though, Chris gave up on walking, mostly using the Fitbit to [[biological clock|monitor his sleep]].<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts]], [[June 2019 social media posts]]</ref>

===#BronyBabes===
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Chris began [[2019]] by participating in the #BronyBabes challenge on Twitter with the goal of losing weight. He quickly abandoned it, though, after a barrage of blocks from fellow participants and voice actors for [[My Little Pony]].

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==Hygiene==
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}

[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|"Did you bathe?" "No"]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris [[Mass debating|marinates in his own filth]]. Note the pale orange-red staining on the [[ShowerClean|improperly cleaned]] tiles, suggesting a case of a ''[[wikipedia:Serratia marcescens|Serratia marcescens]]'' bacterial colony, a type of bacteria capable of causing everything from urinary tract infections to meningitis.]]

As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] that he smells good, and asks him if he bathed, like it's some kind of event. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that using aerosol body spray is an acceptable substitute for a shower or bath.</ref> Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of the Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row.<ref>A particularly good example is the series of videos starting with [[12 January 2010]] and ending with [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]. The videos in question were shot between 12-15 [[January 2010]], and in all of them Chris wears the same shirt.</ref> It may be that Chris just gets into "nice" clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.

The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his [[Chris and cinematography|low quality videos]]. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his [[hair]], which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the [[HairDifference]] videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already is.

This lack of cleanliness, combined with the state of his [[Chris's Room|room]] where he spends almost all his time, means that Chris and his surroundings must smell absolutely ''disgusting''. Chris evidently simply tolerates the horrible odors, perhaps not noticing them anymore. It may be that he has an abnormally weak or insensitive sense of smell or has gone nose-blind; few other things would allow for such living conditions.

Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[The GAMe PLACe]] (doubtlessly offending his victorious opponents) and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems would only worsen from that time onward. [[BlueSpike]] also mentions Chris's usage of hand sanitizer throughout [[Julie Reveals Herself]].

A 2020 tweet suggested that Chris wears the [[Sonichu medallion]] in the shower.<ref>[[June_2020_social_media_posts#medallions]]</ref> [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic]] is porous when hardened, and as such, the medallion will absorb grime such as soap scum and skin cells when Chris showers with it. The medallion has also grown more and more filthy and discolored due to contact with hot water.

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==Living conditions==

''Main article: [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Rental House]]''

[[File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|thumb|Only half a year in and already an inhuman cesspool; quite the accomplishment.]]

Simply put, Chris has spent many years growing acclimated to living in conditions of abject filth and untidiness. The photographs and videos of 14 Branchland Court that he has so unwisely shared with the world showcased to us his filthy bathtub, as well as what appeared to be overflowing bins that looked more like mounds of trash, a kitchen sink overflowing with unwashed plates and cutlery, and even an instance of Chris [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]]. Trolls also managed to [[Rocky Shoemaker call|extract]] from [[Rocky Shoemaker]] that the house was suffering some sort of infestation, which led to [[Bob]] being quarantined after being brought to hospital, and Chris being confined to his room to avoid being bitten. When Chris's last video of the house emerged in the months before the [[Destruction of Chris's House|fire]], it was revealed that the problem had only gotten worse since Bob's passing, with whole rooms literally rendered inaccessible, and some filled almost to the ceiling with items [[Barb]] had hoarded, and with various other rooms reduced to crevices carved into Barb's mountains of junk.

Even after the fire, Chris and Barb have seemingly not amended their habits, as far as housekeeping goes. Photographs of the rental house revealed a steadily growing number of [[Lego]] boxes strewn around, as well as something much more alarming; when Chris was taking photographs of his merchandise for [[eBay]], he inadvertently photographed rat feces on the carpet as well. When [[Trolls|concerned customers]] pointed this out Chris [[Chris and reality|flatly denied it]], even though [[Honor roll|he had given them photographic proof to the contrary]]. Moreover, after [[Catherine]] visited in [[August 2014]], she recalled seeing junk "piled up to the ceiling" and the dogs not being housebroken and allowed to urinate and defecate in piles of newspaper on the floor. While Chris and Barb returned to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[January 2015]], one can only imagine the reaction of the landlord to the state in which they left the house, which, as of [[April 2015]], was still vacant, probably due to the mess they made.

==Vision==
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered high school. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty]], thus simultaneously improving and worsening his sight along different feature dimensions. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video.

One of Chris' relatives, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004.

Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive. Whether his vision contributed to the [[Son-Chu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.

In his [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE]] video, Chris's left eye is drooping noticeably, which may imply either an early sign of a stroke or substance abuse. Both of these are plausible due to his [[obesity]] and poor nutrition for the former, and his abuse of [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|a black-market drug for the latter]].

==Hearing and speech==
''Main article: [[Speech impediment]]''

Little is known about the current state of Chris's hearing, but the [[Autism papers]] said he suffered from high-frequency hearing loss in early childhood. Chris has also exhibited signs of tone-deafness; his [[music]]al performances show little semblance of melody at all.

Chris is known for his [[Speech impediment|unusual way of talking]], which goes beyond just having a Southern accent. He mixes up, clutters, and substitutes sounds regularly. He also often talks quickly and slurs his words, and when he doesn't, his voice takes on a staccato rhythm. His voice itself is a very severe deformity, ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[autism]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone.

In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal and even deeper than later years, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. Chances are likely this has become permanent for Chris, given his decades of isolation.

==Dental health==
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[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|250px|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Talk about [[honest content]]!]]

Chris's fondness for bearing his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, [[Chris and money|expensive]] dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.

Although it is difficult to tell (partly due to Chris's [[Chris and cinematography|awful camerawork]]), in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is likely the result of large consumption of [[Fanta|carbonated drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and his refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. He seems to be unwilling to brush his teeth, or even at least chew some [[Brand loyalty|Orbit gum]].
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==Cardiovascular health==
[[File:Soysauce on fries.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris thinks this will help him grow his [[muscle bra|breasts]]. To be fair, [[obesity|he's not wrong]].]]

It is known that Chris's father Bob Chandler had a long history of heart problems. Knowing this, Chris should have realized he was at a far higher chance of inheriting cardiac disorders and related risk factors. Thanks to his poor decisions regarding his own health, he has made an already bad situation worse.

In August 2013, Chris indicated that the [[Chris and stress|stress]] he's endured has begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. In 2016, he implied that he has hypertension;<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis#Likes]]</ref> this was later confirmed in August 2017, when he stated that he takes prescription medicine for it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris' prescribed medication]]</ref>

In September 2017, Chris discussed his new method for growing larger breasts, which involves flavoring his food with soy sauce. As an example, he posted a picture of [[McDonald's]] fries doused in soy sauce.<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid]]</ref> It is evident that he has conflated soy-based foods with soy sauce, thinking the latter would be a good way to boost estrogen levels. In reality, the phytoestrogens found in soy products do not bind to the body's estradiol receptors, and thus will have no effect on his manboobs. Conversely, soy sauce is loaded with sodium, and said sodium is actually making him fatter due to weight gain and fluid retention, as well as inflicting further damage to his heart, which is already straining under the effects of hypertension. Although drinking water does help offset the effects of sodium-laden foods, Chris is too busy slurping on Coca-Cola to ever consider adding that to his daily food regime.

In [[January 2019]], Chris uploaded the results of a blood sugar and blood pressure screening. Chris' blood pressure is shown to be 121 over 84, classified as ''pre-high blood pressure''.<ref>http://www.bloodpressureuk.org/BloodPressureandyou/Thebasics/Bloodpressurechart</ref> His blood glucose is 63 mg/dL and his total cholesterol is 140, both of which are surprisingly healthy levels considering his lifestyle.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025</ref>

In [[June 2019]], Chris, via [[MagiChan111448|his sockpuppet account]], claimed to have suffered a heart attack, and that he went to the emergency room.<ref>[[MagiChan111448 tweets#Heart attack]]</ref>. Given how his father had passed away from congestive heart failure, it would be wise for Chris to change his lifestyle lest he suffer the same fate or worse.

==Excretory health==
Chris has had a long history of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]]. One factor likely contributing to this is his diet. His continued [[Julie Reveals Herself|abuse]] of his anus and rectum has not helped.

He also has a history of UTIs (urinary tract infections). Women have a higher risk of UTIs than men, however, Chris's hygiene issues have lead to him getting UTIs. During [[February 2011]], he complained about his UTI:

{{quote|The past few days, I have been enduring the pains of a bladder/urinary infection. I saw my doctor, and he prescribed some antibotics for me. It was Thursday night when it started; I felt burning pains at my pee-hole; I only got about less than four hours of sleep at first. The pains kept me awake. Then I awoke at 3AM, and after one set of short excretions (#1) sitting on the john, I found a bit of blood in the water.}}

...also mentioning that his [[mother]] has experience with UTIs.<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3#UTI]]</ref>

Another "spot of UTI" happened in [[February 2016]],<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Life problems]]</ref> and then again in [[December 2019]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1203352143270481925</ref>

In July 2017, Chris passed his first [[July 2017 tweets#Kidney_stone|kidney stone]]. Obesity and a high intake of sodium are known risk factors,<ref>https://www.urologyhealth.org/urologic-conditions/kidney-stones/causes</ref> and seeing as how both of these apply to Chris, he can expect to see more [[Wikipedia:Calculus (medicine)|calculi]] in the future unless he changes his ways.

As mentioned in the previous section, Chris has revealed that he is now putting soy sauce on everything that is not sweet. In addition to worsening his renal health, when combined with the laxative effects of his intake of twelve prunes a day (part of the same breast growth formula), this is only likely to result in a higher frequency of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].

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==Mental health==
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word.]]

[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto), to schizophrenia (signs include his disorganized speech and writing, loss of contact with [[Chris and reality|reality]], and paranoid ideas about being the victim of persecution or "conspiracies" – such as his delusional belief that [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Michael Snyder]] were somehow responsible for him getting banned from [[Walmart]]).

The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him so frustrating to watch – he is incapable of advancing mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics. For well over a decade, he has been led on by various trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart|young white women]] [[Chris and reality|who are interested in a relationship with him]], and yet he continually falls for it. It is Chris's refusal to listen or learn that ensures that he will continue to live in [[Naive|ignorance]], isolation and misery, and until he decides to change, it always will, irrespective of whether his trolls stay interested in him.

It was once thought possible that Chris didn't feel like his life had truly begun, that he was still in the "pre-adult" years – because he remained a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] into his early 30s, and judging by his [[Autism|oversimplified, black-and-white view of the world]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|tainted]] [[Video games|by]] [[Chris and reality|fiction]] [[Chris and television|and]] [[Chris and brand loyalty|media messages]], [[women's rights|treatment of women]] and [[Chris and sex|stunted understanding of sexual relationships]], because he saw sex not as a biological or recreational function, or an expression of love, but rather as a rite of passage, of sorts, and he therefore believed that he wasn't able to truly be an adult until he had sex. Chris later would [[Mia Hamm|lose his virginity for real]], albeit to a hooker; as of yet, he has made few to no changes that will tangibly improve his life. In fact, he has been plunging himself and his mother even further into debt to buy toys, of all things, as well as a new car. Needless to say, no one expects Chris and Barb to be able to afford to keep the car for long.

Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internet), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism or the trolls themselves for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[sex toys|dildo]] or his [[PSEye|camera]].

He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:

* His mother would always [[Barbara Chandler#Pampering of Chris|tell him how "handsome" he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to remember faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[Manchester High School|high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].

Some people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However...]]

In the July 2012 [[This is how the Trial went|arraignment]] for his and Barbara's actions at the GAMe PLACe [[28_October_2011|the previous fall]], Chris agreed to a plea bargain, avoiding felony charges and jail time in exchange for, among other things, "mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation," which meant that Chris was forced to undergo legitimate psychiatric treatment (as opposed to simply seeing [[Rocky_Shoemaker|an un-certified pastoral "counselor"]]), or risk being imprisoned. Given that most, if not all of the problems described above persist in some form or another to this day, it seems that Chris reacted to psychiatric treatment in much the same way he reacted to the education system, as it seems that, whatever his psychiatrist said, he took none of it in, probably taking out his [[Ego|anger at being forced to obey the law]] on the psychiatrist by simply refusing to co-operate.

Chris began listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on YouTube in 2016. On 29 June, he uploaded [[Announcement 06292016|Announcement 06292016-2]], in which he claimed that the music cured his autism:

{{quotebox|Hey [[fans]], I forgot one thing to mention. I have- I've actually been on a- subliminal project, as a lot of you- or some of you- might have been... aware of, through my history or whatever... That I try to keep private amongst my YouTube settings.

But I have been enjoying for the past 3 months the "Get Rid of Autism" subliminal. [[Naive|The one that actually works]] in three months so less than [''stutters''] three times per day. 36 times.

I have been doin' that I've actually found myself more mentally capable. I don't- I do not blank out as much, I feel a little bit [[Slow-in-the-minds|faster]] in mental processing... Aaand I feel a whole lot better so with that [''puts out hands''] I'm essentially [[Autism#Autism cured?|cured of autism]]. Oh and also I actually have been able to socialize better out in public, so that's another good deal right there.

I'm gonna put the link underneath this video... And those of y'all with autism... Try for yourself. Three- play it three times, per day... for three months. [''Points to head''] It worked for me. [''Thumbs up'']}}

However, in a November Facebook post, he was back to referring to himself as a "high-functioning autistic person."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

Chris mentioned in August 2017 that he takes Valium, a drug used to treat [[stress|anxiety and nervousness]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#On_wearing_the_unicorn_cosplay_to_church</ref>

{{quote|I took a rest and some valium after I got back home. I feel some recovered, but feel some mild headache now.|Chris, on taking the drug after feeling stress from being told not to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] at church.}}

==Sexual health==
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease] or the result of engaging in dangerous prone masturbation), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive, and Chris has other, [[Video games|more]] [[Toys|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.

In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].<ref>[[Jackie e-mails]]</ref> He didn't have any; [[Virgin with rage|you can probably guess why]].

==Gender transitioning==
{{see also|Transgender}}
===Hormone treatment===
[[File:Like budderin bread - credit to Buck Mullet.gif|thumb|Chris believes this is an appropriate form of hormone therapy.]]
Normally, transgender people plan out their gender transitions with doctors to ensure safety throughout the process, especially if they are taking hormones (which can cause health issues unless strictly monitored according to the patient's health profile).

Unfortunately, Chris has done the opposite. In 2015, he acquired '''Oestrogel''', a hormone replacement therapy cream meant for [[Barbara Chandler|post-menopausal women]]. It is meant to be prescription-only, but Chris got around the requirement to see a doctor by ordering it through Offshore Pharmacy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref> Oestrogel has health risks, such as fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure (disastrous for an [[Obesity|obese]] person like Chris) and blood clots,<ref name=healthrisks>[http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-89430/estrogel-transdermal/details/list-sideeffects Common and Rare Side Effects for Estrogel transdermal]. WebMD</ref> and that is when it is applied properly via a small dosage on the arm once per day. He even managed to fail at following the directions on the package, as shown in [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]], in which he slathers the cream onto his stomach "like buttering bread".

[[Kim Wilson]] revealed that he was taking the hormones in May 2015,<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref> and Chris mentioned the drug again as late as August 2016.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2016_Facebook_posts#House_Cleaning</ref> Throughout 2015-2016, he repeatedly complained, via Facebook posts, of feeling dizzy and ill, but has failed to connect the dots and see that taking over-dosages of a black-market drug without a physician's approval could be a reason for it.

In addition to Oestrogel, Chris has been taking supplements such as vitamins. He purchased a jar of Solaray Female Hormone Blend Vitamins in August 2016,<ref>https://archive.md/nY76j/</ref> which is meant to ease menopausal symptoms. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] also learned that, around [[May 2016]], Chris was fond of eating Fenugreek seeds because he believed it would increase his estrogen levels (being unaware that it would have no effect on him, since he is not on estrogen).<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-562#post-1475700</ref>

At some point in fall 2016, he finally went to a medical professional and was prescribed proper HRT.<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris insists he's on HRT]]</ref>

===Un-clit===
One day in September 2014, Chris decided to get [[Un-clit|a piercing on his perineum]]. Piercings require constant disinfection while they heal, anywhere on the body, even for very clean people, and so many trolls were concerned that considering Chris's general filthiness and the fact that the location of the piercing would receive very little air, there was a serious risk of infection. In December, he shared another picture of this piercing which showed that, while it wasn't infected, the piercing had begun to reject (''tearing the skin'' in the process). Making lemonade out of lemons, Chris (now in the throes of his transwoman fantasy) noted with pride the tear's semblance to a [[China|vagina]] and actually got it re-pierced, without giving the original wound any longer than about a week to heal. Fortunately, Chris gave up on it after it became clear that the piercing was going to be more hassle than it was worth, and removed it for good before any serious harm was done.

===Self-inflicted taint wound===
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In [[July 2016]], Chris posted about a wound on his taint, announcing that he had gotten it as a result of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] and would be growing new labia as a result. However, as the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] later discovered, Chris actually went ahead and '''sliced himself open with a knife in order to free the vagina he thought was growing within him'''.

{{quoteboxgreen|So, Chris was feeling up his junk, and he felt something "growing in". He believed his labia were growing in. He knew, logically, that he probably should let it... ahem... "erupt" on its own, because cutting himself open is crazy and he would probably get in trouble. But one night he was drunk and was sad that someone pointed out he didn't have an actual vagina, so he thought he'd help it along.

In the morning he was very embarrassed and sheepish about it. Chris is fucking lucky he posted about it online, and got pestered into getting help by weens, because if he hadn't, he'd probably end up in the hospital, fighting off a potentially lethal infection.

So technically speaking, in Chris logic, it was indeed a wound, but his vagina was going to come out and the wound would heal and everything would be alright.

It's kind of like he was Brundlewoman and he was pulling off his old ear and face and shit, and the beautiful Pam Anderson Christine would be underneath.<ref>https://archive.md/KbKpe</ref>}}

===Rejected by a blood bank===
In January 2017, Chris complained on Facebook that he had been turned away from a blood drive for being transgender.<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref> He stated that the given reason was "the FDA saw to not accept blood from Transgender people, due to the varying levels of testosterone/estrogen balances in our blood." Chris does not realize how medically sensitive patients will be when receiving blood transfusions, and that it would not be in their interests to be taking blood with hormonal imbalances, especially from Chris, whose blood has been affected by both his unhealthy lifestyle and the dangerous intake of the unsupervised Oestrogel drug.

==Other deformities==
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."<ref>[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]</ref>]]
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.<ref>[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]</ref> He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].

[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.<ref>[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]</ref> Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[COVID-19]]
*[[Hair]]
*[[Obesity]]
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]

== Sources ==
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The '''autism papers''' are some of the most valued [[Relics of Fail|Holy Fails]], in which the exact nature of [[Chris]]'s psychiatric [[Chris and psychology|diagnosis]] is revealed by an objective source (as opposed to Chris's revisionist account of his life), and the extent of his [[autism]] (or whether he really is autistic at all) is explained.

To date, only an intake survey from [[2004]] is available, resulting from Chris's mandated visit to a psychiatrist after flipping out while attending [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. His original, earlier papers, dating to when Chris was five or six years old, remain locked away in [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] filing cabinet. Ivy discovered that it is impossible for Chris to recover them himself, as Bob kept the keys on his person at all times. As a result of Bob's death, the keys are presumably in Barbara's possession now. Either way, these autism papers can be considered lost Holy Fails, due to Chris's paranoid nature and the fact that he'd actually have to put effort into finding them, not to mention that they may have been destroyed in [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the house fire in January 2014]].

==Background==
In '''November 2009''', Chris e-mailed [[Kacey]] these papers to show that he is a [[Honest Content|TRUE AND HONEST]] autistic. Kacey shared these papers with her new husband, the official and original [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] who in turn distributed them online. The papers are presented here in their original form, edited only for wiki styling and linking.

A number of passages of this copy have been outlined in yellow highlighting marker. Most of them either describe Chris's search for a [[sweetheart]] or contain some of the evaluator's more favorable judgments of Chris's mental state. A few are passages that confirm the diagnosis of Chris's autism.

To date, this is the only independent, professional evaluation of Chris's condition available.

Several observers have pointed out that these documents seem to paint a surprisingly rosy picture of Chris's behavior and mental state. It helps to keep a few factors in mind, though. One, the survey took place in [[2004]] — at the time, Chris still attended school, went outside on a regular basis, and received at least a modest amount of social interaction. He was likely in better shape than he is after years of isolation and staying indoors for days on end. Two, despite being famous for his wild confrontations with authority, Chris is in fact extremely deferent in the face of authority figures so long as he doesn't think they're a hindrance to him (consider the opening moments of the [[Father Call]]). Three, to the uninitiated, his [[Love Quest]] can come across as rather sweet in an idiotic way, the desperate actions of a socially awkward but basically sincere and harmless person. Finally, and most simply, the survey was based on a fairly brief encounter with Chris by a psychiatrist. As trolls have learned over the years, he gets much worse with regular exposure.

==Intake Survey==
===Page 1===

[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P1.jpg|thumb|Scan of page 1.]]

<center>'''OUTPATIENT PSYCHIATRIC SERVICES'''</center>
 Department of Psychiatric Medicine
 [[University of Virginia]] Health System

 Northridge Building, Suite 210, P. O. Box 801210
 [[Charlottesville]], Virginia 22908-1210
 (434) 243-4646; Fax (434) 243-4743

 Patient's Name: Christian Chandler
 UVA History #: 003 79 67
 Date of Birth: 02/24/[[1982|82]]
 Date of Intake: 11/05/[[2004|04]]
 [[Wikipedia:Residency (medicine)|Resident Physician]]: Jeff Raynor, M.D., Resident in Psychiatric Medicine
 Attending Physician: Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.

====IDENTIFYING STATEMENT:====

Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old SWM with a history of [[autism]], who was referred for psychiatric evaluation following his recent suspension from community college.

====HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS:====

Mr. Chandler says that since finishing high school and starting at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] in the year [[2000]], he has had an [[Love Quest|increasing interest]] in a [[Boyfriend-free girl|female companion]]. His attempts at this ultimately led to his suspension from college. His attempt took the form of a [[Attraction sign|sign]], which he placed next to himself while sitting in the lobby at Piedmont. The sign was a list of qualifications that a potential girlfriend would have. He said that he has been very frustrated by his inability to find a girlfriend and he suffers from "[[Noviophobia|novio phobia]]." This refers to his frustration that females often tell him that they already have a boyfriend. While he does have [[Chris and sex|physical attraction]] towards females, his primary frustration is with his lack of companionship. He had also carried his sign in the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. This unfortunately led to him being detained by [[Jerkop|the police]] and placed in handcuffs briefly, although he was not taken to jail.

During the interview, the patient provided the examiner with a number of examples of his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. Much of this artwork was centered on his interest in a video game, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], as well as [[Pokémon|Pokeman [''sic'']]] cartoon characters.

The patient's parents provided additional historical information and documentation as to the reasons for his suspension from PVCC. According to his parents, there have been a number of incidents which led to his suspension. They feel strongly that the suspension was unwarranted and did not take into account the patient's developmental limitations. One such occurrence was during an interaction with [[Niggos|African American]] classmates. These young women were questioning the patient regarding his search for a girlfriend, at which point he told them they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. This was perceived as racially insensitive, although from the patient's perspective, he was merely pointing out they did not meet his standard criteria for a [[gal pal|female companion]]. He says that he was unaware at the time that there was any other connotation to this. Various guidance counselors at the college were working with the patient to help him adjust to the college setting. They had apparently asked him to stop carrying the sign around campus, per the patient, one of these counselors actually physically destroyed the sign to prevent this behavior. He left an angry note with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Ms. Walsh]], who is in administration. He provided a copy of this note, and it is contained in the chart. It did not specifically [''continues on Page 2'']

===Page 2===
[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P2.jpg|thumb|right|Scan of page 2.]]
 Christian Chandler (003 79 67)
 Page 2 of 4
 November 5, 2004

[''Continuing from Page 1''] [[Death threats|threaten her]], but expressed his dislike of her and communicated an [[Creepy_stare|"intimidating glare"]] in a pictorial fashion. Based on the letter sent to him by the college, this was interpreted by the administrator as being a form of harassment. There were several hearings held on the matter and ultimately the patient was suspended. The criteria that have been set for his return to Piedmont included [[Chris and anger|anger]] management classes, psychological evaluation, and "social skills counseling." He has already undergone psychological evaluation by Robin Hawkes at the Center of Learning Potential. The recommendation concerning Mr. Chandler's [[heart level|emotional status]] is that he seek psychiatric and psychological treatment. The psychologist felt that counseling and medication would possibly address his obsessive thought patterns and assist him with social skills. She also recommended anger management training.

====PAST PSYCHIATRIC HISTORY:====

Mr. Chandler was diagnosed with autism around age five or six. He has never had ongoing treatment by a psychiatrist, but has been treated in the past by [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|for unclear reason]] [''sic'']. He has never been in a psychiatric hospital and has no history of violent or self-injurious behavior. He has no history of [[Rape|sexual acting out]].

===[[Chris and health|PAST MEDICAL HISTORY]]:===

The patient has not had significant medical problems other than his autism. He has no history of head injury, loss of consciousness, seizures, CNS infections, stroke.

====MEDICATIONS:====

:[[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] 20 mgs. q. day, which the patient has been on for the past four years.

:Herbal supplements/over-the-counter - none.

====ALLERGIES:====

None known.

====SUBSTANCE ABUSE:====

The patient does not use [[Tobacky|tobacco]] or [[My Coke Rewards|caffeine]]. He does not [[Alcohol|drink]] and he does not use illicit substances.

====SOCIAL HISTORY:====

The patient was born in the [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] area. He had a normal prenatal period. He walked at normal age but was delayed in his language ability. He had some high frequency hearing loss early on. Per his parents, he did not speak until the age of seven. At around age twelve, he began to develop more effective communication skills. He apparently used the closed captioning on the television to learn how to read. There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, [[Bob Chandler|the patient's father]] moved them to [[Richmond]], Virginia. He went to a regular middle school and [[Manchester High School|high school]] while there. He was able to function well academically and graduated from high school in regular classes. He had a number of friends through middle and high school.

===Page 3===
[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P3.jpg|thumb|right|Scan of page 3.]]

Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
Page 3 of 4 
November 5, 2004

====FAMILY HISTORY:====

The patient's [[Bob|father]] has significant [[Wikipedia:Coronary artery disease|Coronary Artery Disease]] and recently had a bypass graph done. He is 77-years-old and is retired engineer from General Electric. [[Barb|His mother]] is 65-years-old and worked in the past at a local bank. Neither of his parents or any other family members are known to have any psychiatric disease. The patient has a maternal cousin who has severe autism, although there are no other family members with developmental delays.

====MENTAL STATUS EXAM:====

The patient is a mildly [[Obesity|overweight]], white male, wearing blue jeans and a [[Chris and fashion|shirt]]. He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has [[Medallions#Prototype|a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [''sic''] characters [''sic''] head]]. He also had a number of “shrinky dink” decorations attached to this necklace. He had a large backpack that he carried with him and had a [[Scrapbook of Fail|notebook containing a large number of drawings]]. He showed the examiner an extensive set of [[Card games|trading cards]], which he created for his video game characters. The artwork was hand drawn and then scanned into the [[Computers|computer]] for transfer to the card. He had a number of statistics and other information on the backside of the card. The patient pointed out a series of cards that were of a video game theme, but depicted him in various difficult situations in which he has dealt with recently. He also presented the examiner with his [[business card]] containing a link to [[Sonichu.net|his website]]. His speech was somewhat nasal with frequent, awkward laughing during his sentences. His speech was fluent. His responses were appropriate to the questions posed to him. Overall, the volume of his speech was slightly elevated, although his tone was generally pleasant and almost jovial. His thought processes were linear and logical. He was somewhat concrete, especially regarding social interactions. He seemed to have good insight into his limitations. As suggested above, his thought content was largely based on his interest in Pokeman [''sic''] and sonic [''sic''] cartoons. He did not express any delusional thought content. There was perhaps an obsessional quality to [[Love Quest|his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend]], although he did not feel that this was a problem for him. He did not voice any perceptual disturbances and did not seem to be responding to internal stimuli. His impulse control appeared to be good during the interview and his judgment was fair, although social judgment was likely somewhat limited.

[[Wikipedia:Mini-mental state examination|Folstein score]] was 30/30 with his sentence being, “[[Random-access humor|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey.]]”

====IMPRESSION:====
Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and autism. Despite these limitations, he seems to have been [[Honor Roll|quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities]]. Despite his significant delays in language, he has over the years developed relatively affective [''sic''] communication skills. He is left, however, with a severe degree of social awkwardness and seems to have good insight into this. He is left feeling somewhat frustrated as he has a strong desire for companionship, although his social limitations prevent him from being able to realize this in the way which he would like. He has been on antidepressants for many years and it is not entirely clear what role they played. As mentioned above, there is a certain obsessional quality to his thoughts, although it is not clear that he meets criteria for an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Overall, he has a sense that the Paxil has been affective [''sic''] in tempering his frustrations and anger. His parents also feel he has benefited from it. He would possibly benefit from psychotherapy, although this would need to be tailored to his interpersonal style. Ideally this would be done in a setting tailored to patients with this sort of developmental problem. Based on the information available at this time, the patient doesn't seem to pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else. There is some suggestion that the anger control has been a problem, although how that has manifested itself is unclearly [''sic'']. [[28 October 2011|He certainly has no history of physical]] [[26 December 2014|violence which would suggest any future risk]].

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Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
Page 4 of 4 
November 5, 2004

====DIAGNOSIS:====
[[Wikipedia:Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders#Multi-axial_system|Axis]] I: None 
Axis II: Autistic disorder, [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV_Codes#Pervasive_developmental_disorders|299.00]] 
Axis III: None 
Axis IV: Suspension from school, social isolation 
Axis V: [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|70]] 

====PLAN:====
1. After discussing the risks, benefits, and side effects, the patient and his parents agreed to have his Paxil increased from 20 mgs. to 30 mgs. They were offered a prescription, but preferred to have this done by their primary care physician.

2. Releases of information were signed for the counselors at PVCC in case this became necessary for further evaluation purposes.

3. We will try to work with the department of rehab services to facilitate any other services that might be available for Mr. Chandler

4. The patient's parents were unsure of whether they will be following up here at the clinic in the future as there are insurance concerns which might limit this. They were, however, informed of access to emergency care and encouraged to call the clinic with any questions or concerns.

5. No follow-up appointment has been scheduled, although should they wish to continue the patient's psychiatric care at this clinic, we would be more than happy to see him.

6. The patient was seen by the attending, Dr. Zachariah Dameron, who agrees with the above-mentioned assessment and treatment plan. 

Jeff Raynor, M.D. Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D. 
Resident in Psychiatric Medicine Attending 

JR:ns T: 11/12/04 D: 11/11/04

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[Chris and psychology]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Autism papers

2020-12-16T13:50:03Z

KenKaniff: /* FAMILY HISTORY: */

The '''autism papers''' are some of the most valued [[Relics of Fail|Holy Fails]], in which the exact nature of [[Chris]]'s psychiatric [[Chris and psychology|diagnosis]] is revealed by an objective source (as opposed to Chris's revisionist account of his life), and the extent of his [[autism]] (or whether he really is autistic at all) is explained.

To date, only an intake survey from [[2004]] is available, resulting from Chris's mandated visit to a psychiatrist after flipping out while attending [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]. His original, earlier papers, dating to when Chris was five or six years old, remain locked away in [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] filing cabinet. Ivy discovered that it is impossible for Chris to recover them himself, as Bob kept the keys on his person at all times. As a result of Bob's death, the keys are presumably in Barbara's possession now. Either way, these autism papers can be considered lost Holy Fails, due to Chris's paranoid nature and the fact that he'd actually have to put effort into finding them, not to mention that they may have been destroyed in [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the house fire in January 2014]].

==Background==
In '''November 2009''', Chris e-mailed [[Kacey]] these papers to show that he is a [[Honest Content|TRUE AND HONEST]] autistic. Kacey shared these papers with her new husband, the official and original [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] who in turn distributed them online. The papers are presented here in their original form, edited only for wiki styling and linking.

A number of passages of this copy have been outlined in yellow highlighting marker. Most of them either describe Chris's search for a [[sweetheart]] or contain some of the evaluator's more favorable judgments of Chris's mental state. A few are passages that confirm the diagnosis of Chris's autism.

To date, this is the only independent, professional evaluation of Chris's condition available.

Several observers have pointed out that these documents seem to paint a surprisingly rosy picture of Chris's behavior and mental state. It helps to keep a few factors in mind, though. One, the survey took place in [[2004]] — at the time, Chris still attended school, went outside on a regular basis, and received at least a modest amount of social interaction. He was likely in better shape than he is after years of isolation and staying indoors for days on end. Two, despite being famous for his wild confrontations with authority, Chris is in fact extremely deferent in the face of authority figures so long as he doesn't think they're a hindrance to him (consider the opening moments of the [[Father Call]]). Three, to the uninitiated, his [[Love Quest]] can come across as rather sweet in an idiotic way, the desperate actions of a socially awkward but basically sincere and harmless person. Finally, and most simply, the survey was based on a fairly brief encounter with Chris by a psychiatrist. As trolls have learned over the years, he gets much worse with regular exposure.

==Intake Survey==
===Page 1===

[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P1.jpg|thumb|Scan of page 1.]]

<center>'''OUTPATIENT PSYCHIATRIC SERVICES'''</center>
 Department of Psychiatric Medicine
 [[University of Virginia]] Health System

 Northridge Building, Suite 210, P. O. Box 801210
 [[Charlottesville]], Virginia 22908-1210
 (434) 243-4646; Fax (434) 243-4743

 Patient's Name: Christian Chandler
 UVA History #: 003 79 67
 Date of Birth: 02/24/[[1982|82]]
 Date of Intake: 11/05/[[2004|04]]
 [[Wikipedia:Residency (medicine)|Resident Physician]]: Jeff Raynor, M.D., Resident in Psychiatric Medicine
 Attending Physician: Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D.

====IDENTIFYING STATEMENT:====

Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old SWM with a history of [[autism]], who was referred for psychiatric evaluation following his recent suspension from community college.

====HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS:====

Mr. Chandler says that since finishing high school and starting at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] in the year [[2000]], he has had an [[Love Quest|increasing interest]] in a [[Boyfriend-free girl|female companion]]. His attempts at this ultimately led to his suspension from college. His attempt took the form of a [[Attraction sign|sign]], which he placed next to himself while sitting in the lobby at Piedmont. The sign was a list of qualifications that a potential girlfriend would have. He said that he has been very frustrated by his inability to find a girlfriend and he suffers from "[[Noviophobia|novio phobia]]." This refers to his frustration that females often tell him that they already have a boyfriend. While he does have [[Chris and sex|physical attraction]] towards females, his primary frustration is with his lack of companionship. He had also carried his sign in the [[Fashion Square Mall]]. This unfortunately led to him being detained by [[Jerkop|the police]] and placed in handcuffs briefly, although he was not taken to jail.

During the interview, the patient provided the examiner with a number of examples of his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. Much of this artwork was centered on his interest in a video game, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], as well as [[Pokémon|Pokeman [''sic'']]] cartoon characters.

The patient's parents provided additional historical information and documentation as to the reasons for his suspension from PVCC. According to his parents, there have been a number of incidents which led to his suspension. They feel strongly that the suspension was unwarranted and did not take into account the patient's developmental limitations. One such occurrence was during an interaction with [[Niggos|African American]] classmates. These young women were questioning the patient regarding his search for a girlfriend, at which point he told them they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. This was perceived as racially insensitive, although from the patient's perspective, he was merely pointing out they did not meet his standard criteria for a [[gal pal|female companion]]. He says that he was unaware at the time that there was any other connotation to this. Various guidance counselors at the college were working with the patient to help him adjust to the college setting. They had apparently asked him to stop carrying the sign around campus, per the patient, one of these counselors actually physically destroyed the sign to prevent this behavior. He left an angry note with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Ms. Walsh]], who is in administration. He provided a copy of this note, and it is contained in the chart. It did not specifically [''continues on Page 2'']

===Page 2===
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[''Continuing from Page 1''] [[Death threats|threaten her]], but expressed his dislike of her and communicated an [[Creepy_stare|"intimidating glare"]] in a pictorial fashion. Based on the letter sent to him by the college, this was interpreted by the administrator as being a form of harassment. There were several hearings held on the matter and ultimately the patient was suspended. The criteria that have been set for his return to Piedmont included [[Chris and anger|anger]] management classes, psychological evaluation, and "social skills counseling." He has already undergone psychological evaluation by Robin Hawkes at the Center of Learning Potential. The recommendation concerning Mr. Chandler's [[heart level|emotional status]] is that he seek psychiatric and psychological treatment. The psychologist felt that counseling and medication would possibly address his obsessive thought patterns and assist him with social skills. She also recommended anger management training.

====PAST PSYCHIATRIC HISTORY:====

Mr. Chandler was diagnosed with autism around age five or six. He has never had ongoing treatment by a psychiatrist, but has been treated in the past by [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|for unclear reason]] [''sic'']. He has never been in a psychiatric hospital and has no history of violent or self-injurious behavior. He has no history of [[Rape|sexual acting out]].

===[[Chris and health|PAST MEDICAL HISTORY]]:===

The patient has not had significant medical problems other than his autism. He has no history of head injury, loss of consciousness, seizures, CNS infections, stroke.

====MEDICATIONS:====

:[[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] 20 mgs. q. day, which the patient has been on for the past four years.

:Herbal supplements/over-the-counter - none.

====ALLERGIES:====

None known.

====SUBSTANCE ABUSE:====

The patient does not use [[Tobacky|tobacco]] or [[My Coke Rewards|caffeine]]. He does not [[Alcohol|drink]] and he does not use illicit substances.

====SOCIAL HISTORY:====

The patient was born in the [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] area. He had a normal prenatal period. He walked at normal age but was delayed in his language ability. He had some high frequency hearing loss early on. Per his parents, he did not speak until the age of seven. At around age twelve, he began to develop more effective communication skills. He apparently used the closed captioning on the television to learn how to read. There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, [[Bob Chandler|the patient's father]] moved them to [[Richmond]], Virginia. He went to a regular middle school and [[Manchester High School|high school]] while there. He was able to function well academically and graduated from high school in regular classes. He had a number of friends through middle and high school.

===Page 3===
[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P3.jpg|thumb|right|Scan of page 3.]]

Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
Page 3 of 4 
November 5, 2004

====FAMILY HISTORY:====

The patient's [[father|Bob]] has significant [[Wikipedia:Coronary artery disease|Coronary Artery Disease]] and recently had a bypass graph done. He is 77-years-old and is retired engineer from General Electric. [[Barb|His mother]] is 65-years-old and worked in the past at a local bank. Neither of his parents or any other family members are known to have any psychiatric disease. The patient has a maternal cousin who has severe autism, although there are no other family members with developmental delays.

====MENTAL STATUS EXAM:====

The patient is a mildly [[Obesity|overweight]], white male, wearing blue jeans and a [[Chris and fashion|shirt]]. He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has [[Medallions#Prototype|a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [''sic''] characters [''sic''] head]]. He also had a number of “shrinky dink” decorations attached to this necklace. He had a large backpack that he carried with him and had a [[Scrapbook of Fail|notebook containing a large number of drawings]]. He showed the examiner an extensive set of [[Card games|trading cards]], which he created for his video game characters. The artwork was hand drawn and then scanned into the [[Computers|computer]] for transfer to the card. He had a number of statistics and other information on the backside of the card. The patient pointed out a series of cards that were of a video game theme, but depicted him in various difficult situations in which he has dealt with recently. He also presented the examiner with his [[business card]] containing a link to [[Sonichu.net|his website]]. His speech was somewhat nasal with frequent, awkward laughing during his sentences. His speech was fluent. His responses were appropriate to the questions posed to him. Overall, the volume of his speech was slightly elevated, although his tone was generally pleasant and almost jovial. His thought processes were linear and logical. He was somewhat concrete, especially regarding social interactions. He seemed to have good insight into his limitations. As suggested above, his thought content was largely based on his interest in Pokeman [''sic''] and sonic [''sic''] cartoons. He did not express any delusional thought content. There was perhaps an obsessional quality to [[Love Quest|his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend]], although he did not feel that this was a problem for him. He did not voice any perceptual disturbances and did not seem to be responding to internal stimuli. His impulse control appeared to be good during the interview and his judgment was fair, although social judgment was likely somewhat limited.

[[Wikipedia:Mini-mental state examination|Folstein score]] was 30/30 with his sentence being, “[[Random-access humor|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey.]]”

====IMPRESSION:====
Mr. Chandler is a 22-year-old man with a history of developmental delays and autism. Despite these limitations, he seems to have been [[Honor Roll|quite successful in maximizing his academic abilities]]. Despite his significant delays in language, he has over the years developed relatively affective [''sic''] communication skills. He is left, however, with a severe degree of social awkwardness and seems to have good insight into this. He is left feeling somewhat frustrated as he has a strong desire for companionship, although his social limitations prevent him from being able to realize this in the way which he would like. He has been on antidepressants for many years and it is not entirely clear what role they played. As mentioned above, there is a certain obsessional quality to his thoughts, although it is not clear that he meets criteria for an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Overall, he has a sense that the Paxil has been affective [''sic''] in tempering his frustrations and anger. His parents also feel he has benefited from it. He would possibly benefit from psychotherapy, although this would need to be tailored to his interpersonal style. Ideally this would be done in a setting tailored to patients with this sort of developmental problem. Based on the information available at this time, the patient doesn't seem to pose a significant threat to himself or anyone else. There is some suggestion that the anger control has been a problem, although how that has manifested itself is unclearly [''sic'']. [[28 October 2011|He certainly has no history of physical]] [[26 December 2014|violence which would suggest any future risk]].

===Page 4===
[[Image:CWCPsychicEvaluation11052004P4.jpg|thumb|Scan of page 4.]]

Christian Chandler (003 79 67) 
Page 4 of 4 
November 5, 2004

====DIAGNOSIS:====
[[Wikipedia:Diagnostic_and_Statistical_Manual_of_Mental_Disorders#Multi-axial_system|Axis]] I: None 
Axis II: Autistic disorder, [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV_Codes#Pervasive_developmental_disorders|299.00]] 
Axis III: None 
Axis IV: Suspension from school, social isolation 
Axis V: [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|70]] 

====PLAN:====
1. After discussing the risks, benefits, and side effects, the patient and his parents agreed to have his Paxil increased from 20 mgs. to 30 mgs. They were offered a prescription, but preferred to have this done by their primary care physician.

2. Releases of information were signed for the counselors at PVCC in case this became necessary for further evaluation purposes.

3. We will try to work with the department of rehab services to facilitate any other services that might be available for Mr. Chandler

4. The patient's parents were unsure of whether they will be following up here at the clinic in the future as there are insurance concerns which might limit this. They were, however, informed of access to emergency care and encouraged to call the clinic with any questions or concerns.

5. No follow-up appointment has been scheduled, although should they wish to continue the patient's psychiatric care at this clinic, we would be more than happy to see him.

6. The patient was seen by the attending, Dr. Zachariah Dameron, who agrees with the above-mentioned assessment and treatment plan. 

Jeff Raynor, M.D. Zachariah C. Dameron, III, M.D. 
Resident in Psychiatric Medicine Attending 

JR:ns T: 11/12/04 D: 11/11/04

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[Chris and psychology]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

{{Relics of Fail}}
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

November 2008

2020-12-16T13:32:45Z

KenKaniff:

November is where Chris's activity slowed down, a month similar to the first half of the year. Chris stays in good contact with PandaHalo, a formal website documenting Chris's life pops up, and Chris plays a fuck-ton of LBP.

==Events==
* November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
* November 3 - Chris updates his Sonichu site to warn his fans about "impostors" in the Guitar Hero contest.
* November 11 - Chris announces on his Sonichu site that he has won a $400 gift card in the [[Guitar Hero]] [[contest]] and thanks his fans.
* November 14 - In a [[LittleBigPlanet videos#CWC's Sonichu Costume for Sackboy.|new video]], Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
* November 14 - Chris also posts [[LittleBigPlanet videos#CWC's LittleBiGPlanet Collector's Case|two]] [[LittleBigPlanet videos#CWC's Personal LBP Collector's Case|videos]] regarding his concept of an LBP "collector's case."
* November 14 - Finally, Chris also posts on this date a boring LBP [[LittleBigPlanet videos#CWC's Aqua Teen Hunger Force-Styled Burgertime Level|video]] incorporating the Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
* November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], thus ending his period of solitary confinement.
* November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.
* November 26 - [[Panda]] shares some messages from Chris with his fans on IRC.

{{Timeline}}

October 2008

2020-12-16T13:32:35Z

KenKaniff:

[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
October was a calmer, more bittersweet month for Chris. Many more important details of his life were leaked, including his parents, more nudes, and a home DVD he created. Towards the final third of the month, Chris is struck with devastating news: Blanca was leaving him. He was heartbroken, but not for long as he makes regular videos only a few days afterwards. #sonichu also comes out.

==Events==
* October 1 - Chris tells [[Blanca]] he's looking forward to talking with her on the PSP. He sends her a bunch of selfies.
* October 1 - [[Barb]] turns 67.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
* October 6 - Chris sends Blanca photos from [[Anna]]'s 20th birthday party.
* October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
* October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
* October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.<ref>[http://www.filedropper.com/long][http://www.filedropper.com/jizz]</ref>
* October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
* October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September. They release video.
* October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
* October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
* October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
* October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
* October 15 - Chris reports on his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] on the new comic pages, and says that [[Jimmy Hill]] is an impostor.
* October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
* October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
* October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
* October 19 - Chris updates his Sonichu website.
* October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
* October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
* October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
* October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many video-game-oriented videos. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
* October 27 - Chris also posts "[[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level]]," giving us our first look at his [[LittleBigPlanet]] Sonichu level.
* October 27 - Chris makes another update to his Sonichu site to ask his fans to vote for him in a [[Guitar Hero]] [[contest]].
* October 28 - Chris posts "[[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race|Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Race]]."
* October 29 - Chris posts "[[LittleBigPlanet videos#A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret|A New Sonichu EP1 LBP Level Secret]]."
* October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.

{{references}}
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{{Timeline}}

September 2008

2020-12-16T13:32:23Z

KenKaniff:

[[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
August can be seen as the month where it all began.

Chris makes his second public video, where he declares war against ED again. When the site is down, he celebrates victory, only for it to be relinquished when it goes back up. For the rest of the month he continues his search for a girlfriend and makes a few more videos. He starts chatting with Blanca and falls in love, getting her phone number in the process. He also catches up with Vivian Gee and draws more Sonichu episodes. Things were looking up for Chris.

==Events==
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* August 5 - "Chris Chan" is the "Article of the Now" on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 9 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to import data to his [[PS3]].
* August 10 - Someone on MySpace named "jessi" thanks Chris for the add and wishes him luck in his "search for love."
* August 11 - Another MySpace friend thanks Chris for the add.
* August 12 - "Kino" wishes Chris luck in his "quest for a boyfriend free girlfriend" on MySpace.
* August 12 - Chris asks his pastor if she could screen the "girls" who contact him over the internet.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* August 13 - Yet another MySpace compadre wishes Chris luck in his Sweetheart Search.
* August 14 - A woman on MySpace thanks Chris for the add and says she'd like to chat.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 15 - A [[Charlottesville]] local on MySpace thanks Chris for the add and says maybe she'll see him around town.
* August 15 - Chris emails [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'s [[Kathleen|girlfriend]] to warn her about him.
* August 16 - Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|finally responds to]] [[Vivian Gee]]'s e-mail she sent him in [[2007]]. She tells him that she could be interviewed in his comic.
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 17 - Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
* August 17 - A troll leaves Chris a brief comment on MySpace.
* August 19 - First [[Blanca E-mails|correspondence]] between [[Blanca]] and Chris. [[Jiggliami]] is created.
* August 19 or 20 - [[Lolisa Rosechu]] is created.
* August 20 - Chris tells [[Blanca]] he's interested in a relationship with her.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* August 21 - Chris tells [[Blanca]] that he has a page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], but that she shouldn't look at it.
* August 21 - A fan sends Chris a video on MySpace and salutes him for bringing down [[ED]].
* August 22 - Chris asks [[Blanca]] her opinions on porn.
* August 23 - Chris tells Blanca he wants to see her on webcam or [[YouTube]].
* August 25 - Chris writes to Blanca that he'd like to know her full name.
* August 25 - Chris updates his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]], now at sonichu.net.
* August 26 - Chris tells Blanca about his site upgrade.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 27 - Chris again tells [[Blanca]] he wants a relationship with her, and that she should get a webcam.
* August 28 - Chris tells Blanca he likes her, and rages against [[ED]].
* August 28 - According to Lucas, Chris is permabanned from the [[Game Place]] by [[Snyder|Michael]] for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. (This is probably an erroneous date.)<ref>Lucas</ref>
* August 28 - A MySpace fan praises Chris for the latest issue of Sonichu.
* August 29 - Chris tells Blanca again that he wants to see her in a YouTube video.
* August 29 - Another fan on MySpace asks Chris if he could contribute idea for his comic.
* August 30 - Blanca sends another photo of herself to Chris, and he gives her his phone number.
* August 30 - Two more fans posts brief notes of praise on Chris's MySpace page.
* August 31 - Another MySpace fan posts a picture of Chris's "ponysona."
* August 31 - Chris describes the upcoming Episode 17 of his comic to Blanca.

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August 2008

2020-12-16T13:31:14Z

KenKaniff:

[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
August can be seen as the month where it all began.

Chris makes his second public video, where he declares war against ED again. When the site is down, he celebrates victory, only for it to be relinquished when it goes back up. For the rest of the month he continues his search for a girlfriend and makes a few more videos. He starts chatting with Blanca and falls in love, getting her phone number in the process. He also catches up with Vivian Gee and draws more Sonichu episodes. Things were looking up for Chris.

==Events==
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
* August 5 - "Chris Chan" is the "Article of the Now" on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
* August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
* August 9 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to import data to his [[PS3]].
* August 10 - Someone on MySpace named "jessi" thanks Chris for the add and wishes him luck in his "search for love."
* August 11 - Another MySpace friend thanks Chris for the add.
* August 12 - "Kino" wishes Chris luck in his "quest for a boyfriend free girlfriend" on MySpace.
* August 12 - Chris asks his pastor if she could screen the "girls" who contact him over the internet.
* August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
* August 13 - Yet another MySpace compadre wishes Chris luck in his Sweetheart Search.
* August 14 - A woman on MySpace thanks Chris for the add and says she'd like to chat.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
* August 15 - A [[Charlottesville]] local on MySpace thanks Chris for the add and says maybe she'll see him around town.
* August 15 - Chris emails [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'s [[Kathleen|girlfriend]] to warn her about him.
* August 16 - Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|finally responds to]] [[Vivian Gee]]'s e-mail she sent him in [[2007]]. She tells him that she could be interviewed in his comic.
* August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
* August 17 - Chris updates [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
* August 17 - A troll leaves Chris a brief comment on MySpace.
* August 19 - First [[Blanca E-mails|correspondence]] between [[Blanca]] and Chris. [[Jiggliami]] is created.
* August 19 or 20 - [[Lolisa Rosechu]] is created.
* August 20 - Chris tells [[Blanca]] he's interested in a relationship with her.
* August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
* August 21 - Chris tells [[Blanca]] that he has a page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], but that she shouldn't look at it.
* August 21 - A fan sends Chris a video on MySpace and salutes him for bringing down [[ED]].
* August 22 - Chris asks [[Blanca]] her opinions on porn.
* August 23 - Chris tells Blanca he wants to see her on webcam or [[YouTube]].
* August 25 - Chris writes to Blanca that he'd like to know her full name.
* August 25 - Chris updates his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]], now at sonichu.net.
* August 26 - Chris tells Blanca about his site upgrade.
* August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
* August 27 - Chris again tells [[Blanca]] he wants a relationship with her, and that she should get a webcam.
* August 28 - Chris tells Blanca he likes her, and rages against [[ED]].
* August 28 - According to Lucas, Chris is permabanned from the [[Game Place]] by [[Snyder|Michael]] for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. (This is probably an erroneous date.)<ref>Lucas</ref>
* August 28 - A MySpace fan praises Chris for the latest issue of Sonichu.
* August 29 - Chris tells Blanca again that he wants to see her in a YouTube video.
* August 29 - Another fan on MySpace asks Chris if he could contribute idea for his comic.
* August 30 - Blanca sends another photo of herself to Chris, and he gives her his phone number.
* August 30 - Two more fans posts brief notes of praise on Chris's MySpace page.
* August 31 - Another MySpace fan posts a picture of Chris's "ponysona."
* August 31 - Chris describes the upcoming Episode 17 of his comic to Blanca.

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July 2008

2020-12-16T13:31:03Z

KenKaniff:

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Chris apologizes to Michael to no avail. Megan's birthday passes with no incident.

==Events==
* July 12 - In an e-mail to a [[Game Place]] friend, Chris says that he has apologized to [[Michael]] for the behavior that got him banned.
* July 23 - Megan's birthday. It's unknown if Chris managed to give her his present.

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June 2008

2020-12-16T13:30:55Z

KenKaniff:

Chris gets himself permanently banned from The Game Place, but that doesn't mean we will see the end of Chris's adventures there. Chris also tries to give Megan a birthday present 6 weeks early.

==Events==
* June 6 - Chris is permanently banned from [[The Game Place]].<ref>Chris's 11 June email to a Game Place friend indicates that he had already been banned by this date. Chris's repeated assertion that the permaban occurred on a Friday in June (as he says in the Jackie emails) makes this the only possible date. Lucas's claim that the permaban occurred on 28 August is contradicted by the series of emails Chris sent to Blanca during this month, which make no mention at all of a ban.</ref>
* June 11 - Chris asks a friend from [[The Game Place]] if he can deliver a birthday present for [[Megan]], since Chris has been banned from the store.
* June 13 - Chris's [[Game Place]] friend replies with the suggestion that he meet Megan at [[McDonald's]] to give her the birthday present.
* June 25 - A [[white knight]] named Brittany sends him an [[White knight E-mails|email]] with suggestions on how to improve his life.

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May 2008

2020-12-16T13:30:44Z

KenKaniff:

Other than Chris's baptism at his new Church, nothing of note happened this month.

==Events==
* May 5 - On the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]], Chris shows off his [[Wikipedia:Meatwad|Meatwad]] [[guitar]].
* May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.<ref>In [[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]], Chris says he was baptized at Wesley United Methodist Church on Mother's Day of 2008. Since Mother's Day of that year [http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/mothers-day fell on 11 May], we can infer that this was the date of Chris's baptism.</ref>
* May 22 - Someone named "Psychoplasm" thanks Chris for the add on [[MySpace]].

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April 2008

2020-12-16T13:30:35Z

KenKaniff:

[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]
In April, the excitement of March faded away. Chris landed himself with a ban from The Game Place, but luckily for him it was only for 2-weeks. It is in April where Megan formally stops speaking with Chris.

==Events==
* April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
* April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns. Megan doesn't want to talk to him.
* April 18 - In an email, Chris begs Megan to renew their friendship.
* April 21 - Megan firmly states that she can't trust Chris. This ends their [[Megan emails, 2008|email correspondence]].

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March 2008

2020-12-16T13:30:25Z

KenKaniff:

[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] after being kicked out from his old Church for his sexual deviancy.]]

March was the jumping-off point for what would be the rollercoaster of 2008. Megan finds out about Chris's drawings of her, and she is not happy. In an attempt to save their relationship, Chris wages war on ED in an attempt to remove all references of Megan and to clear his name. Chris reveals Megan is the woman in the infamous fingering picture, and the month ends with Megan cutting off most of her ties with Chris. He also gets banned from his old church.

==Events==
* March 4 - [[Megan]] asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
* March 8 - At a [[GameStop]], Chris tries to find out if [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
* March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
* March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
* March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
* March 13 - Megan says Chris has hurt her on an emotional level.
* March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
* March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
* March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
* March 16 - Megan is fed up with Chris's attitude, and tells him he needs to take responsibility.
* March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
* March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
* March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."
* March 18 - Chris tells Megan he's suffering much more than she is.
* March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
* March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
* March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
* March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.
* March 21 - Chris tells Megan that he does not regret the picture he drew, and that it helped prevent him from raping her.
* March 22 - Chris sends Megan another self-pitying email, saying "I Love You."
* March 23 - Megan tells Chris to stay away from her for the time being.

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February 2008

2020-12-16T13:30:17Z

KenKaniff:

February was even more uneventful. Chris continued updating his Facebook status, obviously feeling lonely. Other than playing video games and doing this it's likely he did little else this month.

==Events==
* February 2 - Chris updates his [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] to say that he will be going to the early service at his [[Grace Baptist Church|church]].
* February 7 - Chris announces on Facebook that he will be going to the [[Game Place]] this evening.
* February 12 - Chris feels the need to change his Facebook status to say that he is at home.
* February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday
* February 25 - Someone leaves Chris a brief, strange comment on [[MySpace]].
* February 26 - Someone named "vanessa" on MySpace asks Chris why he's so lonely.

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January 2008

2020-12-16T13:30:10Z

KenKaniff:

January was a slow month, with few notable incidents save Chris trying to hack ED numerous times and complaining about being lonely even more. He does keep in correspondence with several people on social media, possibly the only thing keeping him (somewhat) sane.

==Events==
* January 2 - Chris responds to [[Megan]]'s request to stay in the Chandlers' house for a while, probably because of personal problems.
* January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
* January 7 - Chris receives an email from a troll pretending to be a "Nintendo Lawer" stating that he is legally in the clear from both [[Nintendo]] and [[Sega]] regarding the Sonichu franchise.
* January 10 - Chris updates his [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] to say he's "lonesome and playin' his videogame."
* January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
* January 16 - Chris updates his [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] to say he's "lonesome and waitin' at the [[Alderman Library]]."
* January 18 - Chris again informs the world on Facebook that he is "lonesome at home."
* January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
* January 20 - Chris makes his first [[Facebook]] posts, telling his readers not to believe the trolls and that he is not a mind-reader.
* January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
* January 22 - Chris writes as his [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] that he is lonesome and "tired of the snow."
* January 23 - Chris announces on Facebook that he is lonesome (surprise!) and will be going to [[Alderman Library]].
* January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
* January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
* January 28 - Chris updates his [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] to say "I am real lonely," and that he will again be at the [[Alderman Library]].
* January 29 - Chris changes his Facebook status to read: "I'm not seeing any NEW posts on my wall, please write something pleasant, some gal." Needless to say no one wrote anything.

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December 2008

2020-12-16T13:29:52Z

KenKaniff:

[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
In December, Chris talks a lot with his fans in several Q & A sessions on IRC, we learn about his fecal leakage, and he wins the Guitar Hero contest. Whatever trolling Chris went through this year was nothing compared to what he would have to face in [[2009]].

==Events==
* December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
* December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
* December 11 - Chris updates his Sonichu website to warn his fans about illegitimate Sonichu merchandise.
* December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 14 - Chris makes his last post on the [[PSN Blogs]], it's about the [[PSP]].
* December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
* December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
* December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
* December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
* December 23 - [[Anna McLerran]] visits Virginia and meets with Chris.<ref>Chris mentioned on [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December 2008]] that he met Anna on Tuesday that week. 27 December 2008 [http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/monthly.html?year=2008&month=12&country=1 fell on a Saturday], and Tuesday of that week fell on 23 December. Therefore, we can infer that Chris met Anna during that date.</ref>
* December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
* December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
* [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
* December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community and makes his first posts.
* December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
* December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.

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December 2008

2020-12-16T13:29:31Z

KenKaniff:

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2020-12-16T13:28:59Z

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2008

2020-12-16T13:27:50Z

KenKaniff: /* References */

[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]]
[[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]]
{{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
'''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.

The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.

The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]], and for the rest of his life afterwards.

==January==
{{main|January 2008}}

January was a slow month, with few notable incidents save Chris trying to hack ED numerous times and complaining about being lonely even more.

==February==
{{Main|February 2008}}

February was even more uneventful. Chris continued updating his Facebook status, obviously feeling lonely. Other than playing video games and doing this it's likely he did little else this month.

==March==
[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]]
{{Main|March 2008}}

March was the jumping-off point for what would be the rollercoaster of 2008. Megan finds out about Chris's drawings of her, and she is not happy. In an attempt to save their relationship, Chris wages war on ED in an attempt to remove all references of Megan and to clear his name. Chris reveals Megan is the woman in the infamous fingering picture, and the month ends with Megan cutting off most of her ties with Chris. He also gets banned from his old church.

==April==
{{Main|April 2008}}

In April, the excitement of March faded away. Chris landed himself with a ban from The Game Place, but luckily for him it was only for 2-weeks. It is in April where Megan formally stops speaking with Chris.
[[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]]

==May==
{{Main|May 2008}}

Other than Chris's baptism at his new Church, nothing of note happened this month.

==June==
{{Main|June 2008}}

Chris gets himself permanently banned from The Game Place, but that doesn't mean we will see the end of Chris's adventures there. Chris also tries to give Megan a birthday present 6 weeks early.

==July==
{{Main|July 2008}}

Chris apologizes to Michael to no avail. Megan's birthday passes with no incident.

==August==
[[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
{{Main|August 2008}}

August can be seen as the month where it all began.

Chris makes his second public video, where he declares war against ED again. When the site is down, he celebrates victory, only for it to be relinquished when it goes back up. For the rest of the month he continues his search for a girlfriend and makes a few more videos. He starts chatting with Blanca and falls in love, getting her phone number in the process. He also catches up with Vivian Gee and draws more Sonichu episodes. Things were looking up for Chris.

==September==
{{Main|September 2008}}

September was another active month. Vivian tries to contact him, but Chris is busy with Bianca, and he's having a blast,right until Chris's first nudes were leaked, sent to a troll posing as Blanca. The nudes cause Chris to feel a lot of stress, but doesn't stop him from drawing more this month, and gets in contact with Shigeru Miyamoto over a new Sonichu game. Chris loses contact with someone close to him again, this time his half-brother Cole. The month ends with a video of Chris fapping being leaked, and Chris feeling a lot of love for Blanca.

==October==
[[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
{{Main|October 2008}}

October was a calmer, more bittersweet month for Chris. Many more important details of his life were leaked, including his parents, more nudes, and a home DVD he created. Towards the final third of the month, Chris is struck with devastating news: Blanca was leaving him. He was heartbroken, but not for long as he makes regular videos only a few days afterwards. #sonichu also comes out.

==November==
{{Main|November 2008}}

November is where Chris's activity slowed down, a month similar to the first half of the year. Chris stays in good contact with PandaHalo, a formal website documenting Chris's life pops up, and Chris plays a fuck-ton of LBP.

==December==
{{Main|December 2008}}

In December, Chris talks a lot with his fans in several Q & A sessions on IRC, we learn about his fecal leakage, and he wins the Guitar Hero contest. Whatever trolling Chris went through this year was nothing compared to what he would have to face in [[2009]]
[[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]

==References==
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This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[August 2019]]. Posts are sorted by date.

==Christine is Thor==
Light comment: “Avengers: Endgame”; I had watched it time and again, even long before it went into production. My favorite part of it is when Thor goes back to 2013, older as he is, he calls for his hammer, and it comes to him.😊
It reminds me of some allies and friends.

MagiChan111448 tweets

2020-12-16T13:17:39Z

KenKaniff:

This page contains tweets from [[MagiChan111448]], one of Chris's alternate [[Twitter]] accounts.

The account was created primarily so Chris could white-knight for himself during the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] saga. However, the account was set to protected mode, so people not following it wouldn't be able to read the tweets and reply, making it a cheap way for Chris to feel validation.

Activity on the account resumed in June 2019, promoting [[Dimensional Merge]] and Chris's other beliefs.

The account was unprotected in late June 2019.

==January==
===I'm watching you all===
24 January

{{quotebox|When I have updates, I will personally Tweet them through here. I am watching you all, Haters and Harassers; you all shall no longer make my Loves, especially my sweetheart, unhappy.}}

===Let Chris be===
24 January

''Part of a comment chain regarding the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] saga''

AquaDiamond8, replying to Chris's CWCSonichu account:

{{quoteboxred|They have the RIGHT to block you if they want to, acting like a child wont make them undo that. Now grow up and stop acting like a child. What does it say when a child is telling an adult to grow the fuck up}}

MagiChan butts in:

{{quotebox|And what does it tell you when someone older than you tells you to let the child be, because, she is correct.}}

Then responded to someone who deleted the tweet:

{{quotebox|I disagree.}}

===70 years young===
25 January

In response to someone asking CWCSonichu about MagiChan's retconned age:

{{quotebox|Yes, I am presently Seventy-Years Young. Age is not a factor to me; I keep very fit, and I physically age Very Slow.}}

===White-knighting for Chris===
26 January

Bloom_Tazza93, getting mad at Chris over the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] saga:

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu Don't ever contact my friends EVER again you monster. You're disgusting don't you dare try to play the victim. You're not a victim YOU ARE scum.}}

A fan applauded her, to which she answered:

{{quoteboxred|probably not but I just wanted to say my piece. I'm over people harassing my friends it happens way too much.}}

MagiChan answered:

{{quotebox|You Do realize your piece left Missus Chandler on continuing No Sleep, and the sun has likely risen in her time zone. Judging by the more recent Tweets that were deleted, her brain was worse damaged by being referred to as Scum.

To use that term with her; How Dare You, madam?}}

==June==
===Promoting Chris's video===
13 June 2019

{{quotebox|Everyone. My loving Christine speaks; do well to heed her words. Thank you.}}

He linked to [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]

===Chris finally realizes weens try to impersonate Magi-Chan===
14 June

{{quotebox|I am aware of those of you who attempt to contact @[[CPU_CWCSonichu]], claiming I have relayed a message through you. For the latter of the time, I am literally right next to Christine, and she listens to me very well verbally and telepathically. Trolling her or not, making the false claim(s) of me talking through any of you to her, especially in attempt to attack her with “News” about Cwcville and within and around [[C-197]] is simply wrong.

I take this moment to personally address the issue in efforts of ceasing and desisting this farce.

Rest assured, I personally verify what is true and false to Christine, and her common sense over the years has improved, but she still is a student in all things. Until next time, wherein I shall be fully tangible to her and all of you, I bid you all a good day. 💜⚡️}}

As the account was still set to protected, Chris screencapped the messages to disseminate on his main account.

===Merge will be completed soon===
23 June

{{quotebox|Good day, all of you. [[Dimensional Merge|The time of completion draws near]]. You all have had ample time to mentally prepare yourselves. You all will see us very soon. Take Care. 💜⚡️}}

===Heart attack===
26 June

{{quotebox|My wife, @[[CPU_CWCSonichu]], had a heart attack recently, in relation to events around the world in both dimensions. Please, pray to and for her; she is staying strong and holding on with every one of you in mind. Thank you. 💜⚡️

So everyone knows, she went to the ER shortly after the attacks. She stabilized, but the tightening is still happening off and on. She is taking her medicine, aspirin and tylenol, and she is in bed for rest. I, Mewtwo, and the others are watching over her and doing what we can.

This IS the time to Believe in the OCs, and Pray to/for Christine, and to the CPUs and other deities. DO raise your hands in prayer, or pray as you are comfortable doing. Everyone, Christine has been and is doing her best for us; it’s our turn to do our best for her and Everyone.}}

Christine continues tough and strong under her duress. Thank you all for your prayers, they are helping her and everyone. Please, keep praying to Christine and the other CPUs, as well as your choice Deity of religion. And believe in all of us OCs as well.
💜⚡️}}

==July==
===Begging for money===
10 July
''Retweeting [[June_2019_social_media_posts#Ebay_Restricted_Seller_Account|this post]]''
Please, help my love out today, Everyone. 💜⚡️

===Another merge update===
10 July
I also have an update for all of you: the Merge shall be completed Sooner than you think. Remember the guidelines @[[CPU_CWCSonichu]] had written out months ago for all of you. Also, please, be sure to pray to her, the other CPUs, and your favorite Deities of religious choice.

I also wish to express discontent to the Trolls who are bugging Christine with their claims to be knowledgeable of the Merge; Nobody Knows Better than her and everyone else Directly and Personally Involved with it. I will have you all know that Christine has met Emanuel...

..and Jesus personally and talked with them in all of this in spiritual projection, telepathic and face-to-face communications. @[[CPU_CWCSonichu]] has also been improving in her own powers as well with better practice. She has shown this in moving her flash drive as well as...

...her chunk of amethyst stone. Can ANY of you Trolls move stone with your mind and aura? Do Not Hate on that which you do not understand; we have warned you of the events as best as we are able to, within the limits of this Dimension 1218 and permitted by Fate and Destiny.

What you all should do, instead, is open your hearts, minds and souls for the effects of the Merge in progress, as well as any and all OCs and Deities from between both 1218 and C-197. Keep the faith in everything working out very well, as well as in all of us individual OCs...

...and deities. You all shall be able to see everyone and everything in the days and moments, becoming more tangible to you, as you all become more tangible to us as well.
Keep Heart; Keep Faith; Keep Wits; Be Safe and Well. 💜⚡️

==August==
{{Main|August 2019 MagiChan111448 Tweets}}

==September==
{{Main|September 2019 MagiChan111448 Tweets}}

==October==

{{Fantasies}}
{{Tweets}}
{{The Internet}}

MagiChan111448 tweets

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KenKaniff:

This page contains tweets from [[MagiChan111448]], one of Chris's alternate [[Twitter]] accounts.

The account was created primarily so Chris could white-knight for himself during the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] saga. However, the account was set to protected mode, so people not following it wouldn't be able to read the tweets and reply, making it a cheap way for Chris to feel validation.

Activity on the account resumed in June 2019, promoting [[Dimensional Merge]] and Chris's other beliefs.

The account was unprotected in late June 2019.

==January==
===I'm watching you all===
24 January

{{quotebox|When I have updates, I will personally Tweet them through here. I am watching you all, Haters and Harassers; you all shall no longer make my Loves, especially my sweetheart, unhappy.}}

===Let Chris be===
24 January

''Part of a comment chain regarding the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] saga''

AquaDiamond8, replying to Chris's CWCSonichu account:

{{quoteboxred|They have the RIGHT to block you if they want to, acting like a child wont make them undo that. Now grow up and stop acting like a child. What does it say when a child is telling an adult to grow the fuck up}}

MagiChan butts in:

{{quotebox|And what does it tell you when someone older than you tells you to let the child be, because, she is correct.}}

Then responded to someone who deleted the tweet:

{{quotebox|I disagree.}}

===70 years young===
25 January

In response to someone asking CWCSonichu about MagiChan's retconned age:

{{quotebox|Yes, I am presently Seventy-Years Young. Age is not a factor to me; I keep very fit, and I physically age Very Slow.}}

===White-knighting for Chris===
26 January

Bloom_Tazza93, getting mad at Chris over the [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] saga:

{{quoteboxred|@CWCSonichu Don't ever contact my friends EVER again you monster. You're disgusting don't you dare try to play the victim. You're not a victim YOU ARE scum.}}

A fan applauded her, to which she answered:

{{quoteboxred|probably not but I just wanted to say my piece. I'm over people harassing my friends it happens way too much.}}

MagiChan answered:

{{quotebox|You Do realize your piece left Missus Chandler on continuing No Sleep, and the sun has likely risen in her time zone. Judging by the more recent Tweets that were deleted, her brain was worse damaged by being referred to as Scum.

To use that term with her; How Dare You, madam?}}

==June==
===Promoting Chris's video===
13 June 2019

{{quotebox|Everyone. My loving Christine speaks; do well to heed her words. Thank you.}}

He linked to [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]

===Chris finally realizes weens try to impersonate Magi-Chan===
14 June

{{quotebox|I am aware of those of you who attempt to contact @[[CPU_CWCSonichu]], claiming I have relayed a message through you. For the latter of the time, I am literally right next to Christine, and she listens to me very well verbally and telepathically. Trolling her or not, making the false claim(s) of me talking through any of you to her, especially in attempt to attack her with “News” about Cwcville and within and around [[C-197]] is simply wrong.

I take this moment to personally address the issue in efforts of ceasing and desisting this farce.

Rest assured, I personally verify what is true and false to Christine, and her common sense over the years has improved, but she still is a student in all things. Until next time, wherein I shall be fully tangible to her and all of you, I bid you all a good day. 💜⚡️}}

As the account was still set to protected, Chris screencapped the messages to disseminate on his main account.

===Merge will be completed soon===
23 June

{{quotebox|Good day, all of you. [[Dimensional Merge|The time of completion draws near]]. You all have had ample time to mentally prepare yourselves. You all will see us very soon. Take Care. 💜⚡️}}

===Heart attack===
26 June

{{quotebox|My wife, @[[CPU_CWCSonichu]], had a heart attack recently, in relation to events around the world in both dimensions. Please, pray to and for her; she is staying strong and holding on with every one of you in mind. Thank you. 💜⚡️

So everyone knows, she went to the ER shortly after the attacks. She stabilized, but the tightening is still happening off and on. She is taking her medicine, aspirin and tylenol, and she is in bed for rest. I, Mewtwo, and the others are watching over her and doing what we can.

This IS the time to Believe in the OCs, and Pray to/for Christine, and to the CPUs and other deities. DO raise your hands in prayer, or pray as you are comfortable doing. Everyone, Christine has been and is doing her best for us; it’s our turn to do our best for her and Everyone.}}

Christine continues tough and strong under her duress. Thank you all for your prayers, they are helping her and everyone. Please, keep praying to Christine and the other CPUs, as well as your choice Deity of religion. And believe in all of us OCs as well.
💜⚡️}}

==July==
===Begging for money===
10 July
''Retweeting [[June_2019_social_media_posts#Ebay_Restricted_Seller_Account|this post]]''
Please, help my love out today, Everyone. 💜⚡️

===Another merge update===
10 July
I also have an update for all of you: the Merge shall be completed Sooner than you think. Remember the guidelines @[[CPU_CWCSonichu]] had written out months ago for all of you. Also, please, be sure to pray to her, the other CPUs, and your favorite Deities of religious choice.

I also wish to express discontent to the Trolls who are bugging Christine with their claims to be knowledgeable of the Merge; Nobody Knows Better than her and everyone else Directly and Personally Involved with it. I will have you all know that Christine has met Emanuel...

..and Jesus personally and talked with them in all of this in spiritual projection, telepathic and face-to-face communications. @[[CPU_CWCSonichu]] has also been improving in her own powers as well with better practice. She has shown this in moving her flash drive as well as...

...her chunk of amethyst stone. Can ANY of you Trolls move stone with your mind and aura? Do Not Hate on that which you do not understand; we have warned you of the events as best as we are able to, within the limits of this Dimension 1218 and permitted by Fate and Destiny.

What you all should do, instead, is open your hearts, minds and souls for the effects of the Merge in progress, as well as any and all OCs and Deities from between both 1218 and C-197. Keep the faith in everything working out very well, as well as in all of us individual OCs...

...and deities. You all shall be able to see everyone and everything in the days and moments, becoming more tangible to you, as you all become more tangible to us as well.
Keep Heart; Keep Faith; Keep Wits; Be Safe and Well. 💜⚡️

==August==
{{Main|August 2019 MagiChan11448 Tweets}}

{{Fantasies}}
{{Tweets}}
{{The Internet}}

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Goochland Library Sermon

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KenKaniff:

[[File:Chris Chan Being Insane.png|thumb|Chris, [[Naïve|clearly unaware of]] [[Trolling|his editor's real intent]].]]

'''Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020''' is a video [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 8 November 2020. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Spirit possession|possessing his "Mama"]], gives a rambling sermon on the subject of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. This was apparently recorded on 16 [[October 2020]] in front of the mysterious "[[Praetor]]" team in a meeting room at the [[Virginia|Goochland]] public library, and given the level of editing present in the video, was likely put together by them as well.

==Video==
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| name = Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020
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| stardate = 16 [[October 2020]]
| subject = {{Dimensional Merge}} [[Dimensional Merge]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Dimensional Merge}} [[Dimensional Merge]]
| other =
| previous = [[Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6]]
| next = [[Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation]]
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===Description===
{{Quotebox|Hey, this is Sonichu, still in Mama Chris Chan's body (for over seven months now on the date of this video's upload). I go over the additional details since when Mama had completed the last part of her Tweet set on her old Twtter, @CWCSonichu (as opposed to her present account, @CPU_CWCSonichu) in regards of the Dimension Merge. And I also show my appreciation and self character growth since when Mama and I had swapped bodies in this timeline back on March 31, 2020. Thanks for the experiences and everything.}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|[''A lightning effect appears on a black screen, as qthemusic154, presumably associated with Praetor, attempts a [[wikipedia:Death growl|death growl]]. Titles written in Impact font are included, but cut out halfway through, leaving much of what is being said in the second half of the intro difficult to discern.'']

'''qthemusic154''':

{{RageQuote|''LIGHTNING FAST, SPEEDING BY, GONE WITHIN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, CHRIS! IT'S CHRIS CHAN! CHRIS! IT'S CHRIS CHAN!''}}

[''Unintelligible'']

{{RageQuote|''HERE WE GO AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!''}}

[''The text "A SONICHU FILM" written in Impact font appears in the center of the screen, before the video abruptly cuts to black and then to Chris at a podium.'']

'''Chris''': [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] Hey everybody! [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] here, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|still in... Mama's body]] for like... six–for like six months since she and I body swapped... uh, but anyway, so, I wrote my own little speech that talks about updates that happened since when Mama... originally talked about the [[Dimensional Merge]]... that's still in progress. She wrote about that nearly two years ago, so... I recently rewrote, and all that by hand, and I finally got... so I wrote my par–my PIECE, that, is pretty much an update on what happened since, and a little bit from me, so... the emotion and heart and everything is all there, so, let's get down to it. [''sigh''] So, let's see, hm, [''1:07 is unintelligible''], right, so anyway, without further ado, let's talk about the communities, and what y'all in 1218 here, can and should do!

[''The screen cuts to black between 1:11 and 1:17. The text "What you should do / To prepare for the Dimensional Merge" appears during this time. It cuts back at to Chris at 1:17.'']

[1:17] '''Chris''' – So, Mama's tweet sets... were shown to everyone in C-197, [''Text fades in to the right of Chris that says "Dimension 1218 / Our current Dimension"''] as well... when they got typed up... nearly two Octobers ago. Since then, the common-folk around the Earth has been... mind-set on prepwork, all of the local government peoples have consulted with our overpowered psychic types, the Justice League, the Avengers, [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|the CPUs]] in Gamindustri... the world leaders, and so on, to get the details, make the plans... and kept the larger details ''coded'' down for everybody... everybody else's comprehension. And it is actually better for all to... remain calm, patient, alert, and focused, instead of overthinking things, I mean, it's nothing personal, or [[Slow-in-the-minds|insulting anybody's intelligence]], it's just... easier this way. Now, we gotta keep calm and focused, and all that. Think, think, think! Mama encourages that, and I'm encouraging it as well.

[2:21] '''Chris''' – Anyway, so, most of everyone ''has''... prepared their evac kits, taken up survival and outdoor learning from various... books and educational videos, et cetera. And, in each country and city, they have their plans made out and distributed... they distributed pamphlets on those. Even President [[South Park|Herbert Garrison]], whose pretty much [[Pmurt|Donald Trump's]] self-counterpart, frickin' Trump, hue, hue, hue HUE! [''*Chris sighs*''] Garrison called the fe–called the prepwork plans in order. Thank deities we do not have your frickin' pandemic in C-197; [[COVID-19|social distancing orders]], GUH! I have my mask and shit, I mean, geez, I can wait to get back to C-197 with this body. [''Chris chuckles'']

[3:04] '''Chris''' - Everyone has been practicing common sense, quickest possible thinking and mental processee ''(sic)'' working together in ''all'' of this. The next subtopic: our experiences since 2018.
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==Chris's Handwritten Script==
A series of images were released by the [[Watchmen]] on the same day, showcasing the script for this video, which was pre-written in Chris's handwriting.
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{{quoteboxyellow|Part 5: Community, Present Events, & Personal Experiences

Hey there, [[Sonichu (Prime)]] here [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|(still in Mama Chris Chan's body for over six months now)]]. With Mama's [[Dimension Merge]]; refreshed in our memories, let's talk about the communities and what y'all in [[1218]] can and should do.

Mama's tweet sets were shown to Everyone in [[C-197]] as well when they got typed up two Octobers ago. Since then, the commonfolk around the Earth have been mind-set on prep work. All of the local government peoples consulted with our OP psychic types, The Justice League, the Avengers, the [[CPU|CPU's of Gamindustries]], World Leaders, and so on to get the details, make the plans, and kept the larger details coded down for everybody else's comprehension. It's actually better for all to remain calm, patient, alert and focused, instead of overthinking things; nothing personal or insulting meant.

Anyway, most everyone has their evac kits, taken up survival and outdoor learning...}}

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{{quoteboxyellow|...from the various books, educational videos, etcetera. And in each country and city, they have their plans made out and distributed pamphlets on those. Even President Herbert Garrison called the prepwork plans in order. Thank Deities we do not have your pandemic in C-197; freaking [[COVID-19|"Social Distancing" orders]], [[Trump]], and shit.

Everyone has been practicing Common Sense, quick-as-possible Thinking and Mental Processing, and working together in all of this.

Next sub-topic: our experiences since 2018, which are about the same in 1218, here. Everyone has become able to see through the Iron Curtain; most refrained, but more than a quarter or third have interacted and talked with some of you all, and y'all have seen and talked with us as well.

More and more portals and breaks have been appearing and manifesting around the world and throughout the galaxies of the Iron Curtain between our dimensions, and some have safely and successfully traversed to the other dimension and back.}}

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{{quoteboxyellow|Everyone who had perished, so far, meeting Mama's estimates, respectively, have safely merged and awakened in their self-counterparts' bodies, brains and consciousness. The tallied numbers of individuals in C-197 who were confirmed of "Waking Up" here to be in the Millions. And in 1218, the number of your "Waking Up" individuals, after soulfully migrating from C-197, were in the hundred-thousands; less than half a million. To be clear, this is of amongst the Common Peoples with mundane types of lives and hardly any life-extending powers and superpowers, and those who lacked in endurance and fortitude. And the honorable mentions to Unavoidable and Twist of Fate.

Also, we have confirmed buildings and objects fully transitioning into the other dimension from the other side Gotham City has seen buildings from 1218 appear on the outskirts around them. Your Statue of Liberty manifested next to ours, and the next day, our S.o.L disintegrated and became lost in the void. Temples in our Saudi Arabia crumbled, and your Temples appeared and replaced them. Our [[China]] and Japan buildings have appeared in 1218...}}

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{{quoteboxyellow|...shortly after those same structures crushed and fell in 1218. The leftover rubble around them from the former was obvious. And I can go on with the Notre Dame, and all of California that burned in favour of those cities, including Elmore, in 1218 as well. The OG Reshiram was doing a bang-up job, here.

Fortunately, in combination between both dimensions, most everyone got out of the transitioning buildings and survived. The combined number of deaths by becoming stuck in fading-in walls, floors, and so on were only just over ten people. Sadly, their bodies disappeared into the Void in all of that, but they are not forgotten and have been counted.

And the last sub-topic for now: I'll tell you all a few true stories about myself, Sonichu (Prime). Y'all know my origins; born a Pichu on April 20, 1992, evolved, collision with Sonic; became the first ever Sonichu; met [[Rosechu|Rosey]], had adventures and learned/grew a lot as a warrior of [[Cwcville]], and then some.

I often have had dreams and nightmares, spawned from the hate-filled, alt-dimensions Fan-Fics written in this dimensions. Our [[Magi-Chan]], and our Rosey Rosechu, helped me to stay grounded and...}}

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{{quoteboxyellow|...calm with meditation and all that. I've also had my times of doubt over Christine Chan, [[Comic Chris|Mama's central self-counterpart in C-197 y'all read about]]. I had thought one time or another that I could [do] Christine Chan's job better. I was also aware of Mama in 1218. I've never acted against either of them. And then freaking [[IdeaGuy]] with [h]is damnable villain-motivated powers put a major pain on our Earth and [[My Little Pony|Equestria]] in C-197 with his damned [[Nazis]], manipulating the CPUs with Johnson Wiles... And while I was spending time and making good with Mama, IdeaGuy had got into my brain and turned me. It was horrible. And Mama had never stopped being Kind with me, and I was blinded as I threatened her. Then she got tough love with me and brought me back to my senses. And worlds of relief when she finally used her aether to undo all of IdeaGuy's chaos in C-197. I still remember it all, though. But I've toughed it out and recovered of my will, and help from my family, friend, and our Goddess, Mama Chris Chan Sonichu.}}

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{{quoteboxyellow|Since then, I've continued my duty and worked hard in everything, including all of our prep work for the Merge, and getting Mama, with her one OG body, safely and fully into C-197 from 1218. I've also traversed and visited other planets, dimensions and timelines, with Rosey, by myself, or with Magi-Chan, for additional tech, resources and useful supplies.

And the big moment. Magi-Chan told me as much as possible of the upcoming body-swap between Mama and I; every single foreseen possibility, outcome, and what to do. So I kept my cool and waited throughout [[February 2020|February]] and [[March 2020|March of 2020]]. Come March 31; kra-kow! Zappin' it up to the Extreme! Here I was, and still am; over six months now.

I tell you all, the majority of you can hardly ever comprehend the genuine overpower, abilities, endurance, fortitude, and overall strength and speed this one body and brain has. Soo many visions, dejá vu moments, telepathy, telekinesis, and so on to every power you all can think of in this dimension, and then some. No exaggerations. 1218's restrictions have been tough to work with, but the magic and everything has been and is returning, here, and the powers of this body...}}

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{{quoteboxyellow|...and brain have become easier to utilize. This brain is constantly connected with the cosmos and its self-counterparts in all other dimensions and timelines. It also goes off in massive aura/energy glowing, and sometimes mild pangs when something, anything is happening between our two Earths and The Iron Curtain, and then some. This body and brain is literally working, doing, interdimensionally, and Goddessly traversing, tough, rough, and hard Every Single Millisecond.

And I, Sonichu (Prime), have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new Pandemic-Free version of this, the Omega Timeline, at [[BABSCon]], 2020 when I finally return this body to Mama Chris Chan Sonichu. I tell you all, as OP a soul I am, I am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of Earths 1218 and C-197, can. This work, her body and brain, her Goddess-Level OverPowers and Abilities; all tailor and custom made only for her.

I never should have ever doubted her, with my most deep apologies for doubting her, and I pledge and repledge my duty, loyalty,...}}

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{{quoteboxyellow|...and best of myself, my powers and abilities to her now and after when she and I swap back into our original bodies in the new timeline.

I have learned, grown and characteristically grown over this time and humble service to and for her.

All Praise, Prayers, and Power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197:

Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu! ''[cursive; dots on the "i"'s are hearts, lightning bolts above the "n" and "c" in "Sonichu"]''

October 16, 2020

SONICHU. ''[large, erratic writing; dot on the "i" is a lightning bolt]''}}

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