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June 2016

2016-06-27T01:54:19Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

'''June 2016''' is a new month for [[Chris-chan]]. The month began with Chris’s sex-off competition with [[Johan]] coming to a close, with Johan emerging as the victor. Unfortunately, Chris's [[IMG 3207|entry]] for the competition was flagged for violating YouTube terms of service, but it was quickly re-uploaded. After losing his competition to Johan, Chris decided to close down his [[Etsy]] shop in favor of a page on [http://www.zazzle.com/ Zazzle]. Right after finding a different way to make money online, Chris decided to start an e-begging campaign, claiming that [[Lie|the money would be used for necessities, such as medication and bills,]] despite living in a room full of [[toys]]. Despite his scam for more toy money, he achieved his goal.

After multiple videos of Chris e-begging, he decided to revive his career as an [[Carlos Chantor|escort]]. As featured in a video leaked by a revived form of [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]], Chris offers to fuck [[Hypocrisy|non-transgender]] women for extremely high prices, giving his hooker name as "Stephanie Bustcakes." After that, Chris resurrected his search to find a caretaker for Barb, once again harassing [[Cole Smithey]] on [[Twitter]], and later making a similar [[Facebook]] post and even a drawing, believing that [[Autism|insulting someone would make that person want to help you]].

==Events==
*June 2nd - Chris's ent
*June 4th - Chris records an awfully made [[Happy Cat *kisses*|video]] of his [[cat]] Pollo.
*June 5th - Chris deletes his poll between him and Johan the Bully due to Johan winning.
*June 11th - Chris records [[Happy Birthday, Jonathan|a video]] congratulating Jonathan for his birthday.
*June 11th - on the same day, Chris makes a [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation|video]] explaining that he shut down his Etsy and announces a new Zazzle page.
*13th June - Chris makes plenty of rambles on Facebook.
*June 14th - Chris makes an urgent request for donations to pay for [[Barb]]'s asthma medication.
*14 June: Chris makes two videos for Barbara's asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and nearly dead in the other.
*17 June: Chris makes a 20 minute video in which he reads a story in a successful attempt to get Barb her asthma medication, only to then say he needs to pay the electric company $200 afterwards.
*19 June: Chris makes another video begging for donations , in a room literally filled with toys he can sell.
*20 June: Chris posts a status about Bob for Father's Day.
*22 June: Chris emerges in a leaked video courtesy of the CWCville library, the video is quite reminiscent of earlier times.

{{Timeline}}

Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2016-06-23T03:06:40Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Transcript */

{{Transcription}}

Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the presumed terminated YouTube channel [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|'TheCWCvilleLibrary']]. The video itself is slightly over 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering [[Hanky-Panky|sex]] to women of [[homos|any]] orientation for ludicrous fees. Claiming that a hug would cost $50 and $100 would get them "just about anything" "besides anal". Why Chris thinks that his 'services' would be worth that amount is anyone's guess. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com".

== Video ==

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| stardate = 22 [[June 2016]]
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| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
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==Description==
{{quotebox| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest}}

==Transcript==

[Chris says everything in a creepy "seductive" voice, and the camera is positioned in an upside-down view of Chris lying down in a bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [Wriggles around] With these breasts. [Chris squeezes his mantits together] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with [[Duck|down there.]] [Slaps his duck] Good quality time, we could have it one way...or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [Facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence] I don't do anal...but will do anything else. We can even [unintelligible] with [[Sex toys|toys.]] [Jump cut] And I have...lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [grabs body pillow] I'll give you a response. Tell me [sic] one little lovely, sexy evening...with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. [Unintelligible] at the pussy! I'm very happy to work [Flips over] [Pats ass, says something unintelligible in a gay voice]... and maybe show of my booty! [Rolls over again and rubs ass] That booty look good enough for ya? [Silently wriggles ass around] So, strong now. [Winks and turns off camera]

[Text at the end of the video:

Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.]

Christian Weston Chandler

2016-06-23T02:42:13Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: some gay nickname he gave himself

:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

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|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Birth Name'''
| Christopher Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Full Name'''
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| Chris-chan Chris Chan [[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]] CWC [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] Solid Chris [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] Christine Weston Chandler [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]] Fat-Ass Satan's Agent On Earth [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male (1982–present) [[Tomgirl]] (2011-2012) Unknown (2012-2014) Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-present) Transwoman (2015-present)
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[American]]
|-
| '''[[Race]]'''
| White (1/8th Cherokee)
|-
| '''Height'''
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref>
|-
| '''Weight'''
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Bob]] (deceased) [[Barbara]]
|-
| '''Education'''
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)
|-
|}
{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a 34-year-old autistic [[Tomgirl Saga|transwoman]], former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].
==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 34 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathing]] regularly, not loitering in a store all day waiting for people to talk to you, using the bathroom if you think you may have [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled yourself]], and not having your life's mission be to [[Sonic Boom Protests|changing]] a children's character's arms. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Chris's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online.

Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to etsy. Nowadays Chris isn't seen wearing his medallions as often, if at all.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.
His adult life has, until somewhat recently, been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." Nowadays, Chris has largely shelved the Sonichu comics, although the characters and world he constructed remain very much prominent in his life. Instead, he has dedicated many months to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]] ([[26 December 2014|violently]]) against the new color of Sonic's arms in ''Sonic Boom'', and has sat on the fence for some time on becoming a transwoman.

{{clear}}

== Early life ==
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.

===Childhood and adolescence===
[[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]

[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).
In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

<center><gallery>
Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.''.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
</gallery></center>

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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].
Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.
{{collapsible
|Chris's award-winning art work
|<gallery perrow="5">

Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.
</gallery>}}

===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]
In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.

{{clear}}

==Discovery==
{{main|2007|2008}}
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}}

Chris's rare talent(and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.
[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.
==Chris today==
{{main|2008|2009|2010|2011|2012|2013|2014|2015}}
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.
Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]

In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].

[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.
The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.

Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, in [[2015]].]]
More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general.

In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]].

As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.

In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.

This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.
In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart.

More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood. He has even indicated feeling some degree of attraction to men, although he still seems to prefer women.

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==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.
When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself "Christine".

Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent On Earth".
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==Featured fan video==

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
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==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]

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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2016-06-23T02:39:57Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

User:Kentucky Fried Chicken

2016-03-28T02:32:24Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: Created page with "https://kiwifar.ms/members/kfc.653/"

https://kiwifar.ms/members/kfc.653/

Nerdy Q&A

2016-03-28T02:28:59Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: Created page with "The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 March 2016. In the video, Chris answers questions about being "nerdy." It should be noted that, when not counting Mai..."

The '''Nerdy Q&A''' is a video Chris released on 27 [[March 2016]]. In the video, Chris answers questions about being "nerdy." It should be noted that, when not counting [[Mailbag]], this Chris' first attempt at a Q&A since 2008, when he released [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]].

==Video==
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| stardate = 27 [[March 2016]]
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==Transcript==
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March 2016

2016-03-28T02:20:02Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2016]]'''. [[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|♪ Chris is back, all right! ♫]]

==Events of March 2016==
* 5 March - It is revealed that Chris received a [[PS4]] for his birthday.
* 7 March - Chris starts making videos using the PS4.
* 8 March - Chris wishes all of us a happy International Women's Day. He expects us to be aroused by his body.
* 10 March - It's confirmed that while [[Mass debating|Kagney]] seemed to have wasted her money on Chris, he in fact purchased the PS4 himself.
* 14 March - It's revealed that a Virginian Discover Bank has filed a lawsuit against [[Barb]] for failing to [[Money|pay debts]].
* 16 March - Barb attended a hearing to discuss her failure to pay her debts. She pays Discover Bank $4,706.98 {{Cite}}, which is well under the typical $5,000.00.
* 17 March - [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|St. Patrick's Day]].
* 20 March - Chris does a 3 part live commentary of the Autism Tutorial.
* 23 March - Chris does a totally awesome job at [[CWC's Destiny start|playing Destiny]].
* 24 March - Chris releases a [[I`m sorry for the lack of mic audio in the Destiny Stream|video]] apologizing for the silence during [[CWC`s Destiny Start]].
* 27 March - Chris livestreams the [[Nerdy Q&A]].

{{Timeline}}

November 2015

2015-11-11T16:16:23Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''November''' is the 11th month of '''[[2015]]'''. It's the first full-month following the start of [[Chris|Chris's]] [[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing|probation]].

==Events==
* 1 November - Chris uploads to [[YouTube]] one of the creepiest [[videos]] since the [[Tomgirl Saga]] began, "[[HelloLadyFans]]."
* 2 November - Chris offers a three-piece set of [[Amiibo]] on [[Etsy]]: "Pre-2011 Christian Weston Chandler," "Post-2011 Christine Weston Chandler," and [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
* 3 November - Chris provides a link to his [[HelloLadyFans|new video]] on [[Facebook]], and adds a photo request both there and on YouTube.
* 10 November - A plea for [[Cole Smithey]], [[Minor_Family_Members#David_Chandler| David Alan Chandler]], and [[Minor_Family_Members#Carol_Chandler|Carol Chandler]] to "remember" his family, "Family Needs to appreciate Family", is uploaded to Youtube. He makes a request for them to contact Barb "before her time runs out".
* 10 November - Chris makes three custom [[Jerkop]] amiibos that resemble the three family members above. They are uploaded to Facebook and are tagged with their names.
* 11 November - Chris uploads "Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!" to YouTube. He films himself playing with his Amiibos. He also provides a link on Facebook, advertising his Amiibos.
* 11 November - A picture of [[14 Branchland Court]] dating back to [[June 2015|June]] found on Bing Maps is leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums]].
* 26 November - Thanksgiving.

{{Timeline}}

October 2015

2015-10-30T02:13:23Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''October''' is the 10th month of '''[[2015]]'''. It marked the first court date for the [[26 December 2014]] incident since [[July 2015]]. Those who expected another continuance were left surprised when this turned out to be the real deal--Chris was found guilty, and was let off with a fine of $541 and a suspension sentence of 180 days (the sentence of which will only be carried out if Chris gets in trouble with the law again during the probation period). Local [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi Farmers]] also reported that Chris's ban from the [[Fashion Square Mall]] was lifted (except for the bans put into effect by the businesses at the mall, so he is still banned from [[GameStop]]). Activity continues to be very active, following [[September 2015]].

==Events==
* 1 October - [[Barb]] celebrates her 74th birthday.
* 2 October - Chris claims victory in the [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|blue arms]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|debacle]], due to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] being his non-blue-armed form in ''[[Nintendo|Mario]] & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but [[Omar Woodley|only time will tell]] if he's [[List of Chris's lies|stating the truth]].
* 4 October - Chris announces that he plans on selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibo]] based on his personification of [[autism]].
* 4 October - Chris' comments get him banned from an Amiibo Facebook group.
* 6 October - ''[[Rock Band]] 4'' is released.
* 8 October - A full list of Sonichu Amiibo is published on Facebook, as well a statement claiming that these may be the last ever produced.
* 9 October - [[Slaweel Ryam]], [[Count Graduon]], and [[Jerkop]] grunts are confirmed to be immortalized in Amiibo form.
* 9 October - A [[fan]] shouts at Chris from a passing car, forcing him to give him the flippy finger and gain mental [[stress]].
* 13 October - Chris uploads [[Super Smash Bros. Videos|five videos]] of himself playing ''[[Nintendo|Super Smash Bros.]]'' for [[Wii]] U, showcasing his custom Miis.
* 15 October - Chris's sixth court date. He winds up guilty for the GameStop incident, and was fined $541 and let off with a 180-day probation. Chris's ban from the Fashion Square Mall itself was also lifted. He doesn't get a single day in jail.
* 15 October - Chris reveals his prototype autism Amiibo to Facebook.
* 16 October - A live-action adaption of ''[[R.L. Stine|Goosebumps]]'' is released to surprisingly positive reviews.
* 17 October - Chris shows off an alternate version of his [[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]] Amiibo.
* 18 October - Chris shows off a special edition 50th Sonichu Amiibo.
* 18 October - Chris announces a contest to guess the name of Robotnik's replacement character in [[Sonichu 1]].
* 20 October - The revised version of Sonichu 1 is uploaded, replacing Dr. Robotnik with [[Ren Skysoar]].
* 20 October - ''[[Guitar Hero]] Live'' is released.
* 25 October - "[[Thank You from Christine Chandler]]" is uploaded to Youtube. Chris offers a thank you to the customers that buy Sonichu Amiibo.
* 25 October - Sixteen new pages of ''[[Sonichu 11]]'' are published.
* 28 October - Chris adds two new pages to ''[[Sonichu 1]]''.
* 29 October - "Apology For Past Homophobic Comments and Homophobia" is uploaded to YouTube. Chris finally apologizes for his past [[Homos|homophobia]].
* 31 October - [[Halloween]].

{{Timeline}}

October 2015

2015-10-18T20:04:15Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events */

{{Ongoing}}

'''October''' is the 10th month of '''[[2015]]'''. It marked the first court date for the [[26 December 2014]] incident since [[July 2015]]. Those who expected another continuance were left surprised when this turned out to be the real deal--Chris was found guilty, and was let off with a fine of $541 and a suspension sentence of 180 days (the sentence of which will only be carried out if Chris gets in trouble with the law again during the probation period). Local [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi Farmers]] also reported that Chris's ban from the [[Fashion Square Mall]] was lifted (except for the bans put into effect by the businesses at the mall, so he is still banned from [[GameStop]]).

==Events==
* 1 October - [[Barb]] celebrates her 74th birthday.
* 2 October - Chris claims victory in the [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|blue arms]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|debacle]], due to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] being his non-blue-armed form in ''[[Nintendo|Mario]] & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but [[Omar Woodley|only time will tell]] if he's [[List of Chris's lies|telling the truth]].
* 4 October - Chris announces that he plans on selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibo]] based on his personification of [[autism]].
* 4 October - Chris' comments get him banned from an Amiibo Facebook group.
* 8 October - A full list of Sonichu Amiibo is published on Facebook, as well a statement claiming that these may be the last ever produced.
* 9 October - [[Slaweel Ryam]], [[Count Graduon]], and [[Jerkop]] grunts are confirmed to be immortalized in Amiibo form.
* 9 October - A [[fan]] shouts at Chris from a passing car, causing him to flip him off and gain mental [[stress]].
* 13 October - Chris uploads [[Super Smash Bros. Videos|five videos]] of himself playing ''[[Nintendo|Super Smash Bros.]]'' for [[Wii]] U, showcasing his custom Miis.
* 15 October - Chris's sixth court date. He winds up guilty for the GameStop incident, and was fined $541 and let off with a 180-day probation. Chris's ban from the Fashion Square Mall itself was also lifted. Unfortunately he doesn't get a single day in jail.
* 15 October - Chris reveals his prototype autism Amiibo to Facebook.
* 17 October - Chris shows off an alternate version of his [[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]] Amiibo.
* 18 October - Chris shows off a special edition 50th Sonichu Amiibo.
* 18 October - Chris announces a contest to guess the name of a replacement character in [[Sonichu 1]].
* 31 October - [[Halloween]].

{{Timeline}}

October 2015

2015-10-17T03:51:38Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events */

October 2015

2015-10-14T01:20:54Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: ill link the vids later

{{Ongoing}}

'''October''' is the 10th month of '''[[2015]]'''. It will mark the first [[26 December 2014|court date]] since [[July 2015]].

==Events==
* 1 October - [[Barb]] celebrates her 74th birthday.
* 2 October - Chris claims victory in the [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|blue arms]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|debacle]], due to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] being his non-blue-armed form in ''[[Nintendo|Mario]] & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He claims this is the final update for the group, but [[Omar Woodley|only time will tell]] if it continues or not.
* 4 October - Chris announces that he plans on selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibos]] based on his personification of [[autism]].
* 4 October - Chris' comments get him banned from an Amiibo Facebook group.
* 8 October - A full list of Sonichu amiibos is published on Facebook, as well a statement claiming that these may be the last ever produced.
* 9 October - [[Slaweel Ryam]], [[Count Graduon]], and [[Jerkop]] grunts are confirmed to be immortalized in amiibo form.
* 13 October - Chris uploads several videos of him playing [[Nintendo|Super Smash Bros.]], showcasing his custom Miis.
* 15 October - Chris's [[26 December 2014|sixth court date]].
* 31 October - [[Halloween]].

{{Timeline}}

October 2015

2015-10-13T23:48:43Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events */

{{Ongoing}}

'''October''' is the 10th month of '''[[2015]]'''. It will mark the first [[26 December 2014|court date]] since [[July 2015]].

==Events==
* 1 October - [[Barb]] celebrates her 74th birthday.
* 2 October - Chris claims victory in the [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|blue arms]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|debacle]], due to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] being his non-blue-armed form in ''[[Nintendo|Mario]] & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He claims this is the final update for the group, but [[Omar Woodley|only time will tell]] if it continues or not.
* 4 October - Chris announces that he plans on selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|Amiibos]] based on his personification of [[autism]].
* 4 October - Chris' comments get him banned from an Amiibo Facebook group.
* 8 October - A full list of Sonichu amiibos is published on Facebook, as well a statement claiming that these may be the last ever produced.
* 9 October - [[Slaweel Ryam]], [[Count Graduon]], and [[Jerkop]] grunts are confirmed to be immortalized in amiibo form.
* 13 October - Chris uploads a video of him playing [[Nintendo|Super Smash Bros.]], showcasing his custom Miis.
* 15 October - Chris's [[26 December 2014|sixth court date]].
* 31 October - [[Halloween]].

{{Timeline}}

October 2015

2015-10-07T00:36:43Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events */

October 2015

2015-10-05T00:08:17Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

September 2015

2015-09-25T20:06:34Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the 9th month of '''[[2015]]'''. After the near-silence of [[August 2015|last month]], activity from [[Chris]] proceeded to shoot up to amazing levels. Notably, he resumed work on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' for the first time since [[February 2010]], posting an edited version of [[Sonichu 9|#9]] as well as the now-completed [[Book10Replacement|replacement ending]] for [[Sonichu 10|#10]]. He also dumped [[eBay]] and instead opened an account on [[Etsy]], his new go-to site for selling his art.

==Events of September==
* 1 September - Chris shares a WatchMojo top 10 list about types of trolls on [[Facebook]].
* 1 September - Chris reveals that he has finished a lesson for [[WelcometoBollywood|belly-dancing]].
* 1 September - Chris comments on a video shared by [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].
* 2 September - Chris reveals his Etsy account on Facebook, ending his long career as an [[eBay]] seller.
* 3 September - Chris posts six new pictures of himself at [[OmegaCon]]. He sarcastically thanks his [[Trolls|haters]] for trying to communicate with him.
* 4 September - For the first time in 5 years, Chris adds 11 new pages to [[Sonichu 11|book 11]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].
* 5 September - Five unfinished pages of book 11 are leaked onto the [[Kiwi Farms]]. They were apparently drawn two weeks prior.
* 6 September - Chris talks about commissioned drawings' relationship with the ''Sonichu'' canon, and the future of ''Sonichu 11'' on Facebook.
* 7 September - Chris releases amiibos of the [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Rosechu]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and two variations of himself on Etsy. Descriptions of the offers on Facebook tease that this is the first of several "waves".
* 11 September - A flyer for the [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping Center]] advertising discounts for [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibos]] is posted on Chris's Facebook.
* 12 September - Chris uploads Sonichu 9 to Facebook, making a few [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|edits]].
* 13 September - Avid readers of ''Sonichu'' can preorder autographed copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' in physical or digital format.
* 13 September - Chris finally publishes the revised ending of book 10, in a completed state.
* 16 September - Chris announces that he finished three [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] amiibos, and the he will be sending out the signed copies of Sonichu 0 by Halloween.
* 18 September - Codes for levels Chris made for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Maker Super Mario Maker] are posted on the [[Kiwi Farms]], after posts Chris made for them on [[Miiverse]] were removed.
* 19 September - Chris attends [[Cville Pride]]. He is spotted by a troll, manning a booth for [http://www.onourowncville.org/ On Our Own] and handing out copies of Sonichu.
* 19 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he is having a good time, but still [[Love Quest|wants women]].
* 20 September - Chris's updates his [[voicemail]].
* 22 September - Chris recommends purchasing "Amiibricks" along with Sonichu amiibos.
* 23 September - ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' is published and sold on independent literature hosting site Lulu for $10 per issue.
* 25 September - [[Count Graduon]] and [[Slaweel Ryam]] amiibos are added to the stock on Etsy.
{{timeline}}

September 2015

2015-09-24T00:06:58Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the 9th month of '''[[2015]]'''. After the near-silence of [[August 2015|last month]], activity from [[Chris]] proceeded to shoot up to amazing levels. Notably, he resumed work on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' for the first time since [[February 2010]], posting an edited version of [[Sonichu 9|#9]] as well as the now-completed [[Book10Replacement|replacement ending]] for [[Sonichu 10|#10]]. He also dumped [[eBay]] and instead opened an account on [[Etsy]], his new go-to site for selling his art.

==Events of September==
* 1 September - Chris shares a WatchMojo top 10 list about types of trolls on [[Facebook]].
* 1 September - Chris reveals that he has finished a lesson for [[WelcometoBollywood|belly-dancing]].
* 1 September - Chris comments on a video shared by [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].
* 2 September - Chris reveals his Etsy account on Facebook, ending his long career as an [[eBay]] seller.
* 3 September - Chris posts six new pictures of himself at [[OmegaCon]]. He sarcastically thanks his [[Trolls|haters]] for trying to communicate with him.
* 4 September - For the first time in 5 years, Chris adds 11 new pages to [[Sonichu 11|book 11]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].
* 5 September - Five unfinished pages of book 11 are leaked onto the [[Kiwi Farms]]. They were apparently drawn two weeks prior.
* 6 September - Chris talks about commissioned drawings' relationship with the ''Sonichu'' canon, and the future of ''Sonichu 11'' on Facebook.
* 7 September - Chris releases amiibos of the [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Rosechu]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and two variations of himself on Etsy. Descriptions of the offers on Facebook tease that this is the first of several "waves".
* 11 September - A flyer for the [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping Center]] advertising discounts for [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibos]] is posted on Chris's Facebook.
* 12 September - Chris uploads Sonichu 9 to Facebook, making a few [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|edits]].
* 13 September - Avid readers of ''Sonichu'' can preorder autographed copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' in physical or digital format.
* 13 September - Chris finally publishes the revised ending of book 10, in a completed state.
* 16 September - Chris announces that he finished three [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] amiibos, and the he will be sending out the signed copies of Sonichu 0 by Halloween.
* 18 September - Codes for levels Chris made for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Maker Super Mario Maker] are posted on the [[Kiwi Farms]], after posts Chris made for them on [[Miiverse]] were removed.
* 19 September - Chris attends [[Cville Pride]]. He is spotted by a troll, manning a booth for [http://www.onourowncville.org/ On Our Own] and handing out copies of Sonichu.
* 19 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he is having a good time, but still [[Love Quest|wants women]].
* 20 September - Chris's updates his [[voicemail]].
* 22 September - Chris recommends purchasing "Amiibricks" along with Sonichu amiibos.
* 23 September - Chris posts printed copies of Sonichu 0 on [http://www.lulu.com/ Lulu.com] for $10 each.

{{timeline}}

September 2015

2015-09-23T20:15:26Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: fixing something

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the 9th month of '''[[2015]]'''. After the near-silence of [[August 2015|last month]], activity from [[Chris]] proceeded to shoot up to amazing levels. Notably, he resumed work on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' for the first time since [[February 2010]], posting an edited version of [[Sonichu 9|#9]] as well as the now-completed [[Book10Replacement|replacement ending]] for [[Sonichu 10|#10]]. He also dumped [[eBay]] and instead opened an account on [[Etsy]], his new go-to site for selling his art.

==Events of September==
* 1 September - Chris shares a WatchMojo top 10 list about types of trolls on [[Facebook]].
* 1 September - Chris reveals that he has finished a lesson for [[WelcometoBollywood|belly-dancing]].
* 1 September - Chris comments on a video shared by [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].
* 2 September - Chris reveals his Etsy account on Facebook, ending his long career as an [[eBay]] seller.
* 3 September - Chris posts six new pictures of himself at [[OmegaCon]]. He sarcastically thanks his [[Trolls|haters]] for trying to communicate with him.
* 4 September - For the first time in 5 years, Chris adds 11 new pages to [[Sonichu 11|book 11]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].
* 5 September - Five unfinished pages of book 11 are leaked onto the [[Kiwi Farms]]. They were apparently drawn two weeks prior.
* 6 September - Chris talks about commissioned drawings' relationship with the ''Sonichu'' canon, and the future of ''Sonichu 11'' on Facebook.
* 7 September - Chris releases amiibos of the [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Rosechu]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and two variations of himself on Etsy. Descriptions of the offers on Facebook tease that this is the first of several "waves".
* 11 September - A flyer for the [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping Center]] advertising discounts for [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibos]] is posted on Chris's Facebook.
* 12 September - Chris uploads Sonichu 9 to Facebook, making a few [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|edits]].
* 13 September - Avid readers of ''Sonichu'' can preorder autographed copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' in physical or digital format.
* 13 September - Chris finally publishes the revised ending of book 10, in a completed state.
* 16 September - Chris announces that he finished three [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] amiibos, and the he will be sending out the signed copies of Sonichu 0 by Halloween.
* 18 September - Codes for levels Chris made for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Maker Super Mario Maker] are posted on the [[Kiwi Farms]], after posts Chris made for them on [[Miiverse]] were removed.
* 19 September - Chris attends [[Cville Pride]]. He is spotted by a troll, manning a booth for [http://www.onourowncville.org/ On Our Own] and handing out copies of Sonichu.
* 19 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he is having a good time, but still [[Love Quest|wants women]].
* 20 September - Chris's updates his [[voicemail]].
* 22 September - Chris recommends purchasing "Amiibricks" along with Sonichu amiibos.
* 23 September - Chris posts printed copies of Sonichu 0 on [Lulu.com] for $10 each.

{{timeline}}

September 2015

2015-09-23T20:15:03Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the 9th month of '''[[2015]]'''. After the near-silence of [[August 2015|last month]], activity from [[Chris]] proceeded to shoot up to amazing levels. Notably, he resumed work on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' for the first time since [[February 2010]], posting an edited version of [[Sonichu 9|#9]] as well as the now-completed [[Book10Replacement|replacement ending]] for [[Sonichu 10|#10]]. He also dumped [[eBay]] and instead opened an account on [[Etsy]], his new go-to site for selling his art.

==Events of September==
* 1 September - Chris shares a WatchMojo top 10 list about types of trolls on [[Facebook]].
* 1 September - Chris reveals that he has finished a lesson for [[WelcometoBollywood|belly-dancing]].
* 1 September - Chris comments on a video shared by [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].
* 2 September - Chris reveals his Etsy account on Facebook, ending his long career as an [[eBay]] seller.
* 3 September - Chris posts six new pictures of himself at [[OmegaCon]]. He sarcastically thanks his [[Trolls|haters]] for trying to communicate with him.
* 4 September - For the first time in 5 years, Chris adds 11 new pages to [[Sonichu 11|book 11]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].
* 5 September - Five unfinished pages of book 11 are leaked onto the [[Kiwi Farms]]. They were apparently drawn two weeks prior.
* 6 September - Chris talks about commissioned drawings' relationship with the ''Sonichu'' canon, and the future of ''Sonichu 11'' on Facebook.
* 7 September - Chris releases amiibos of the [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Rosechu]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and two variations of himself on Etsy. Descriptions of the offers on Facebook tease that this is the first of several "waves".
* 11 September - A flyer for the [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping Center]] advertising discounts for [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibos]] is posted on Chris's Facebook.
* 12 September - Chris uploads Sonichu 9 to Facebook, making a few [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|edits]].
* 13 September - Avid readers of ''Sonichu'' can preorder autographed copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' in physical or digital format.
* 13 September - Chris finally publishes the revised ending of book 10, in a completed state.
* 16 September - Chris announces that he finished three [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] amiibos, and the he will be sending out the signed copies of Sonichu 0 by Halloween.
* 18 September - Codes for levels Chris made for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Maker Super Mario Maker] are posted on the [[Kiwi Farms]], after posts Chris made for them on [[Miiverse]] were removed.
* 19 September - Chris attends [[Cville Pride]]. He is spotted by a troll, manning a booth for [http://www.onourowncville.org/ On Our Own] and handing out copies of Sonichu.
* 19 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he is having a good time, but still [[Love Quest|wants women]].
* 20 September - Chris's updates his [[voicemail]].
* 22 September - Chris recommends purchasing "Amiibricks" along with Sonichu amiibos.
* 23 September - Chris posts printed copies of Sonichu 0 on [lulu.com Lulu.com] for $10 each.

{{timeline}}

September 2015

2015-09-22T00:07:19Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the 9th month of '''[[2015]]'''. After the near-silence of [[August 2015|last month]], activity from [[Chris]] proceed to pick up to amazing levels. Notably, he resumed work on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' for the first time since [[February 2010]], posting an edited version of [[Sonichu 9|#9]] as well as the now-completed [[Book10Replacement|replacement ending]] for [[Sonichu 10|#10]]. He also opened an account on [[Etsy]], his new go-to site for selling his art.

==Events of September==
* 1 September - Chris shares a WatchMojo top 10 list about types of trolls on [[Facebook]].
* 1 September - Chris reveals that he has finished a lesson for [[WelcometoBollywood|belly-dancing]].
* 1 September - Chris comments on a video shared by [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].
* 2 September - Chris reveals his Etsy account on Facebook, ending his long career as an [[eBay]] seller.
* 3 September - Chris posts six new pictures of himself at [[OmegaCon]]. He sarcastically thanks his [[Trolls|haters]] for trying to communicate with him.
* 4 September - For the first time in 5 years, Chris adds 11 new pages to [[Sonichu 11|book 11]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].
* 5 September - Five unfinished pages of book 11 are leaked onto the [[Kiwi Farms]]. They were apparently drawn two weeks prior.
* 6 September - Chris talks about commissioned drawings' relationship with the ''Sonichu'' canon, and the future of ''Sonichu 11'' on Facebook.
* 7 September - Chris releases amiibos of the [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Rosechu]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and two variations of himself on Etsy. Descriptions of the offers on Facebook tease that this is the first of several "waves".
* 11 September - A flyer for the [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping Center]] advertising discounts for [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibos]] is posted on Chris's Facebook.
* 12 September - Chris uploads Sonichu 9 to Facebook, making a few [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|edits]].
* 13 September - Avid readers of ''Sonichu'' can preorder autographed copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' in physical or digital format.
* 13 September - Chris finally publishes the revised ending of book 10, in a completed state.
* 16 September - Chris announces that he finished three [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] Amiibos, and the he will be sending out the signed copies of Sonichu 0 by Halloween.
* 18 September - Codes for levels Chris made for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Maker Super Mario Maker] are posted on the [[Kiwi Farms]], after posts Chris made for them on [[Miiverse]] were removed.
* 19 September - Chris attends [[Cville Pride]]. He is spotted by a troll, manning a booth for [http://www.onourowncville.org/ On Our Own] and handing out copies of Sonichu. He posts on Facebook that he is having a good time, but still [[Love Quest|wants women]].
* 20 September - Chris's updates his [[voicemail]].
{{timeline}}

September 2015

2015-09-20T20:25:54Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: turns out he changed it in june

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the 9th month of '''[[2015]]'''. After the near-silence of [[August 2015|last month]], activity seems to have picked up substantially from [[Chris]]. Notably, he resumed work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] for the first time since [[February 2010]], posting an edited version of [[Sonichu 9]] as well as the now-completed [[Book10Replacement|replacement ending]] for [[Sonichu 10]]. He also opened an account on [[Etsy]], his new go-to site for selling his art.

==Events of September==

* 1 September - Chris shares a WatchMojo top 10 list about types of trolls on [[Facebook]].
* 1 September - Chris reveals that he has finished a lesson for [[WelcometoBollywood|belly-dancing]].
* 1 September - Chris comments on a video shared by [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].
* 2 September - Chris reveals his Etsy account on Facebook, ending his long career as an [[eBay]] seller.
* 3 September - Chris posts six new pictures of himself at [[OmegaCon]]. He sarcastically thanks his [[Trolls|haters]] for trying to communicate with him.
* 4 September - For the first time in 5 years, Chris adds 11 new pages to [[Sonichu 11|book 11]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].
* 5 September - Five unfinished pages of book 11 are leaked onto the [[Kiwi Farms]]. They were apparently drawn two weeks prior.
* 6 September - Chris talks about commissioned drawings' relationship with the ''Sonichu'' canon, and the future of ''Sonichu 11'' on Facebook.
* 7 September - Chris releases amiibos of the [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Rosechu]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and two variations of himself on Etsy. Descriptions of the offers on Facebook tease that this is the first of several "waves".
* 11 September - A flyer for the [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping Center]] advertising discounts for [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibos]] is posted on Chris's Facebook.
* 12 September - Chris uploads Sonichu 9 to Facebook, making a few [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|edits]].
* 13 September - Avid readers of ''Sonichu'' can preorder autographed copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' in physical or digital format.
* 13 September - Chris finally publishes the revised ending of book 10, in a completed state.
* 16 September - Chris announces that he finished three [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] Amiibos, and the he will be sending out the signed copies of Sonichu 0 by Halloween.
* 18 September - Codes for levels Chris made for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Maker Super Mario Maker] are posted on the [[Kiwi Farms]], after posts Chris made for them on [[Miiverse]] were removed.
* 19 September - Chris attends [[Cville Pride]]. He is spotted by a troll, manning a booth for [http://www.onourowncville.org/ On Our Own] and handing out copies of Sonichu. He posts on Facebook that he is having a good time, but still [[Love Quest|wants women]].
{{timeline}}

Voicemail greeting

2015-09-20T20:23:53Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.

== Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in--[[Chris and his ego|because I got so much reputation--and at stake--at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naïve|trollin' stupid]], ''you're'' [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.

=== [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===
I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===
Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]

=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
[[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]

=== 13 May 2011===
Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]

=== [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===
Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]

=== [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===
Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]

=== 15 July 2011===
Hello, you have [[Chris and English|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*No recording.

=== [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===
Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]

=== 9 December 2011 ===
Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&feature=plcp Listen here!]

=== [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===
Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]

=== [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===

[''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNkYvLe7Bk Or here!]

=== [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===
Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day.

*No recording

=== [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===
Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*No recording

=== [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===
Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*No recording

=== [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===
Your call is being forwarded to an "I don't give a damn" service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWZN8USLgA&feature=plcp Listen here!]
*[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]

=== [[June 2012| 12 June 2012]] ===
Hello. [[Autism|I do not understand people]]. Leave me alone, or leave me a message with your name--telephone number, leave message..I'll get back to you..if I know you in person..or...somethin'. Whatever. Um.. have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ktad1ii64kdutpn Download here!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCoGu7KWeA&feature=youtu.be Listen here!]

=== Between Mid-[[2012]] and Mid-[[2014]] ===
[''singing''] Believe it or not, this is Christian Chandler's phone. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be busy, or I'd pick up the phone. What the hell now? Believe it or not, I'm really [[stress]]ed.

*[http://youtu.be/wvcgYjxUKz4 Listen here!]

===[[January 2015]]===
[''in an overly-feminine tone''] Hello, you have reached this cellphone. Leave your name and address and telephone number and I '''''may''''' get back to yooouu. Have a good day.

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr0yWbjtQc&feature=youtu.be Listen here!]

===[[June 2015]]===
''(in a voice not unlike a 50-year-old woman)'' Hello! You have reached Christine's CELLphone. Please leave your name, message, and telephone ''(voice cracks)'' number, and I may get back to you soon. Have a good day!

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=33&v=PMEc066-6YE Listen here!]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

September 2015

2015-09-20T20:19:33Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

September 2015

2015-09-19T22:35:22Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

September 2015

2015-09-18T20:15:32Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

Book10Replacement

2015-09-14T23:12:50Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Quote|Have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife.|[[Mao]]}}

'''Book10Replacement''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, with the presentation style of the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris shows off the "[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|corrected]]" version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], something he claimed to have started on months prior.

Instead of being executed, the Asperpedia Four are sentenced to live among the Amish for the rest of their lives, without access to the Internet and thus without the ability to troll. Mao gets a "mandatory chosen wife", even though real Amish do not practice arranged marriage and courtship is usually a private matter.<ref>[http://www.everyculture.com/North-America/Amish-Marriage-and-Family.html]</ref> [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] dies after crashing into a mountain, and [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] is imprisoned for marijuana possession.

The pages were done to appease [[Jackie]], who actually wanted something else entirely: knowing that Chris had promised Alec that the ending will eventually be replaced with something nicer than a hideous bloodbath, she wanted the comic to have a kinder ending, with a parade where Chris forgives [[Alec]] and [[Asperchu]] and acknowledges that they've tried to help him - just to demonstrate that Chris has actually gotten over this issue.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> Of course, his failure to do this, and the repeated lies that followed, turned out to be extremely telling.

These new pages are horrendously unfinished even by Chris's standards. None of them are colored and the majority of the action is textwalling. The dialog is appallingly dull even by ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' standards. One wonders why he bothered. Eventually, these pages were completed and were finally published to [[Facebook]] on 13 [[September 2015]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Book10Replacement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fL03nZJjJ7g}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[WelcometoBollywood]]
| next = [[DrainedCreativity]]
}}

{{quote|He has been doing good being [[Christian Weston Chandler|the village idiot]] his whole life.}}

=== Transcript ===

'''Chris:''' Wait- it is done! I can now reveal to you the true pages of which- replace the ones that were gory... and outrageous. Starting with page 90 where we end the trial. 
'''Sean:''' In our defense, we have a rock! 
'''Judge:''' I think we've heard enough. Jury? 
'''Jury:''' We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four! 
'''Judge:''' I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an [[Wikipedia:Amish|Amish]] community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned! 
[''Next page''] 
'''Narrator:''' Meanwhile, in the D.C. Maximum Security Prison... 
'''[[Slaweel Yram]]:''' Eeheheheheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on [[CWCville|that city]] once again! I am Slaweel! 
[''Next page: Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.''] 
'''Slaweel:''' Urgh! ...Urgh! Dang it! 
'''Guard:''' Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960. 
'''Slaweel:''' Shut up! 
'''Guard:''' Anyway, you have a new cellmate. 
[''Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]'s woman love slave.''] 
'''Slaweel:''' Huh. So, what did they get you for, lady? 
[''Next page''] 
'''Kathleen:''' Hmm. Well, I think [''?''] as well, Slaweel. Anyway after the [[4-cent garbage.com|4-cent_Garbage]] building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight, and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating on him with [[Beel|the secretary]]! I was distraught. I got and used- I went and got and used some... I got and used some [[Tobacky|marijuana]]... a lot of it. The police had caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am. I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a [[Chris and censorship|*BEEP*]] got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is [[Beel|devil]]'s work anyway! ...Hmm. 
'''Slaweel:''' Did you smuggle any MJ in? 
'''Kathleen:''' No, they frisked me and got all I had was from my breasts and up my asshole. [?] 
'''Slaweel:''' Oh. 
[''Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.''] 
'''Narrator:''' One month later, in the Amish community... 
[''Chris makes clopping noises.''] 
[''Next page: [[Mao]] and [[Alec Benson Leary]] are dressed in Amish clothing''] 
'''Alec:''' Good day, neighbor Mao! 
'''Mao:''' Good day, neighbor Alec! 
'''Alec:''' How are you today? 
'''Mao:''' I had pleasant night's sleep, and my [[Women's rights|mandatory chosen wife]], she had... my mandatorily chosen wife. She had fixed a good [[Christian's sex joke|bacon and eggs]] with biscuits for breakfast! That is good. 
'''Alec:''' Yes it is. 
[''Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face. This joke is almost certainly "[[Things Chris has ripped off|borrowed]]" from [[The Simpsons]] episode "[[Wikipedia:Cape Feare|Cape Feare]]."''] 
[''Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.''] 
'''Alec:''' Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again. 
'''Mao:''' Yes. 
'''Alec:''' He has been doing good being [[Slow-in-the-minds|the village idiot]] his whole life. 
'''Mao:''' I agree! 
'''Alec:''' I am looking forward merrily to today's barn raising. Mrs. Baisley is making her famous... beans and bread. 
'''Mao:''' Oh! Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teat. 
'''Alec:''' Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao. 
'''[[Evan Christopher George]]:''' Neighbor Mao? Neighbor Alec... you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan. 
'''Alec:''' Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao? 
'''Evan:''' He has gone to the store for vittles. 
[''Next page: Mao is in the general store.''] 
'''Mao:''' Good day, shopkeep. I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots, fifty pounds of grain. Have you seen- And have you seen my [[Chandler Cats|pussy]]? She has run off attached to the teats of my [[Lovely Weather|lovely wife]]. 
[''Next page: Same as the ending of the original [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]].''] 
'''Chris:''' And then the end of- the end of the story. And those are the replacement pages for book number ten. Thank you very much and have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[WelcometoBollywood]]|nextlink=[[DrainedCreativity]]}}
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

==Sources==
<references/>
[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-30 d]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-30 d]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-30 d]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga videos| 2010-10-30 d]]

September 2015

2015-09-14T23:10:03Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the 9th month of '''[[2015]]'''. After the near-silence of [[August 2015|last month]], activity seems to have picked up substantially from [[Chris]]. Notably, he resumed work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] for the first time since [[February 2010]]. Along with this, he posted an edited version of [[Sonichu 9]], as well as the now-completed [[Book10Replacement|replacement ending]] for [[Sonichu 10]]. He also opened an account on [[Etsy]], his new go-to site for selling his art.

==Events of September==

* 1 September - Chris shares a WatchMojo top 10 list about types of trolls on [[Facebook]].
* 1 September - Chris reveals that he has finished a lesson for [[WelcometoBollywood|belly-dancing]].
* 1 September - Chris comments on a video shared by [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].
* 2 September - Chris reveals his Etsy account on Facebook, ending his long career as an [[eBay]] seller.
* 3 September - Chris posts six new pictures of himself at [[OmegaCon]]. He sarcastically thanks his [[Trolls|haters]] for trying to communicate with him.
* 4 September - For the first time in 5 years, Chris adds 11 new pages to [[Sonichu 11|book 11]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].
* 5 September - Five unfinished pages of book 11 are leaked onto the [[Kiwi Farms]]. They were apparently drawn two weeks prior.
* 6 September - Chris talks about commissioned drawings' relationship with the ''Sonichu'' canon, and the future of ''Sonichu 11'' on Facebook.
* 7 September - Chris releases amiibos of the [[Chaotic Combo]], [[Rosechu]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and two variations of himself on Etsy. Descriptions of the offers on Facebook tease that this is the first of several "waves".
* 11 September - A flyer for the [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping Center]] advertising discounts for [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibos]] is posted on Chris's Facebook.
* 12 September - Chris uploads Sonichu 9 to Facebook, making a few [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|edits]].
* 13 September - Avid readers of ''Sonichu'' can preorder autographed copies of ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' in physical or digital format.
* 13 September - Chris finally publishes the revised ending of book 10, in a completed state.
{{timeline}}

Retroactive continuity in Sonichu

2015-09-13T18:46:03Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Background */

{{Merge|Continuity in the Sonichu comics}}
[[Image:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Changing [[rainbow]]s into [[Chris and religion|gates of Heaven]] only makes the [[Chris and death|implications]] even worse.]]

[[Chris]], thinking himself as clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has extensively '''[[Wikipedia:Retroactive continuity|retconned]]''' the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu canon]]. In literature, "retroactive continuity" is an alteration within a story's canon to change established facts or events within its continuity. This is usually to accommodate further stories that would not have been possible without the change in continuity, or to resolve chronological errors. While many comics use retcons to this outcome through use of subsequent revelations or even large-scale cosmological events, many of the retcons that occur in ''Sonichu'' are sloppy, unexplained and unnecessary, probably because even our high-functioning hero can't keep up with his convoluted universe.

==Background==
In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Jay Z]], who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Even though he found out that [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated them, Chris has kept the name changes [[Chris and reality|"just in case"]] Nintendo or Sega decides to pick up the game.

Some changes are a result of troll attacks, others comes from Chris's [[homos|homophobia]] and attempts to make himself appear as a [[Racism|tolerant]] and [[Pedofork|law-abiding]] person. Black Sonichu was renamed [[Blake]] after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic [[Sonichu Balls]], which play a major role in the later comic issues, have become Sonichu ''Crystals'', after [[Gay 4 Sonichu|"gay" "fans"]] and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]" image from [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"|Sub-Episode 2]] was changed (bizarrely) to a background with the gates of Heaven when it was pointed out that rainbows are the international symbol of gay pride.

Another retcon, though more minor, is the updating of the [[Rosechu]]s' [[Rule 34|"feminine physique"]]. In several places, most notably in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], many of the female characters have had their breasts and [[china|vaginas]] more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those homosexual college professors, using [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to support gay pride.

Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to complaints that 16-year-old Sonichu was having sex with 15-year-old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in ''Sonichu'' #8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under [[wikipedia:Ages of consent in North America#Virginia|Virginia law]]). Pressed to make peace with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris wrote a new story on [[CWCipedia]] about how she and Slaweel are two separate people, which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh. However, in the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris accidentally used the name "Mary Lee Walsh" on several occasions before quickly correcting himself with "Slaweel Ryam".

Chris has also changed [[Sonichu 5#Alternate versions|the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13]], where the original shows him and [[Megan]] hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51. It says that Rosechu "sets the record straight" by clarifying that the hug "didn't happen for real". Likely due to Megan telling Chris to back off, page 50 was replaced with a closeup of [[Sailor Megtune]]'s face, where she whines about how bad she feels for Chris, and Rosechu's speech was simply changed to a white box with the words "to be continued...". Interestingly, the version of the comics Chris posted on [[CWCipedia]] reflects the original, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_51 with both the hug and Rosechu's disclaimer intact], whereas the [[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13|videobook version of episode 13]] is the alternate one, with the grotesque closeup of Sailor Megtune's face and the edited page 51. In [[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|MyBuzz quizzes]], Chris flat out points out that there is a difference between the "director's cut" and the other version.

Aside from retconning his own work, Chris also frequently attempts to "improve" the work of others. This mostly manifests itself in renaming of characters: [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi]] was originally called "Spunky Skunk", [[Ivy]]'s [[Layla Flaaffy]] was originally called "Luckett[e]", etc. In the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]] Chris takes things in another direction by trying to "fix" a [[troll|fan's]] vastly superior artwork by redrawing it and making extremely minor changes. The most blatant moment, however, is in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where Chris tries to rewrite the world of [[Asperchu]] to be substantially more one-dimensional and boring. This stems from his [[autistic|ludicrous]] belief that cartoon characters are real (as in, [[Chris and reality|they literally exist on another plane of existence and the events in the comics have actual consequences]]), and he believes that he needs to "fix" his characters, lest the comics drawn by others somehow change them.

Chris has also attempted to retcon the actual events of his life, whenever convenient. While it's likely that many of the stories Chris tells of himself are fabrications or exaggerations, there is little evidence to support either theory. What can be proven, though, is Chris's alterations to his [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Simonla]], which originally stated (correctly) that the character was a derivative of [[Evan]]'s character, Simonchu. After Evan started to take legal action against Chris for his [[Chris and copyright|misappropriation of the character]], Chris simply edited the page to claim otherwise. In fact, he claimed that Simonla was ''not'' based on Simonchu, and their myriad of similarities was entirely coincidental. He had simply credited Evan for the character because he was [[autistic|confused]].

In order to not appear as a [[Pedofork]] for drawing Rule 34 involving the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]], Chris retconned the birthdates by stating that the eggs traveled in time to 1989.<ref>The [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
[[File:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|"I'm not a pedofork you dorks!"]]

Chris has also attempted to retcon the name origin of Sonichu—he states in [[The Sonichu Chronicles]], that Sonichu's name is NOT a portmanteau of Sonic and Pikachu, like it was "rumored", but rather a play on Sonic's "Japanese" name "Soniku"''[sic]''.

He would also go on to retcon Simonla's death multiple times. He first did this on Facebook in 2014, saying that he "revived her."<ref>[[May_2014_Facebook_Posts#Return_Of_Simonla_Rosechu]]</ref> She officially returned at the end of [[Sonichu_11#A_Sonichu_Christmas|A Sonichu Christmas]], when it turns out that she survived the Voltorb attack from the previous book, thanks to a healing ability.

==Name changes==
The follow is a comprehensive list of name changes:

<center>
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Before
!align="left"|After
|-
|[[Bagget]]
|Dagget
|-
|Black Sonichu/Blachu
|[[Blake]]
|-
|[[CADD Chef]]
|Keneru-Meneth -CADD Chef-
|-
|[[Hanna]]
|Fandanna
|-
|-[[Ivy]]
|-Yasmine Clemen
|-
|[[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]]
|"Joe Cool" Smithey
|-
|[[Joseph Herring]]
|Joe Herr
|-
|[[Megan Schroeder]]
|Meg-chan
|-
|[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
|Slaweel Ryam, Slaweel the Witch
|-
|[[Merried Seinor Comic]]/Kirby
|Merried Seinor Comic
|-
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCCitizens]]
|-
|[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|<s>Prowldent Virginia Community College</s> Percham Virginia Community College
|-
|[[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]
|Nicole Rammer
|-
|[[Sonichu Balls]]
|<s>Sonichu Crystals</s>, <s>Sonichu Ball Crystals</s>, Chaotic Crystals
|-
|[[wikipedia:Trojan (brand)|Trojan]]
|Jimmy
|-
|[[Wes Iseli]]
|Walter Grisby
|}
</center>

==Gallery of retcons==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|Apparently, the evil [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|Mary Lee Walsh]] was Slaweel all along!
Image:Schu1SubEp2 FandannaRetcon.JPG|Not only does Chris's edit have the name stretch into the black section of the monitor, but he's also forgotten to change [[Hanna]]'s name in another paragraph.
Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|The infamous "Sailor Asscheeks"; [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 50
Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg|The revised page 50.
Image:Sonichu-6_notsow.jpg|''Sonichu'' #5, page 30: NOTSOW
Image:SchuComic7Page30.jpg|NOTSEW
Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|Chris changes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] to Meg-chan, [[Chris and English#Spelling|but doesn't take the opportunity to correct "Dood" to "Good".]]
Image:Schu7 Pg3 MeganMLWEdit.JPG|Does he really think that 'Slaweel Ryam' and 'Meg-chan' are going to fool anyone?
Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|The infamous [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] as later appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. It looks just as stupid, only slightly smaller. Somehow it looks even more like he's sucking a dick than before.
Image:Schu7P23-JosephRetcon.JPG|[[Joseph Herring|Friends]] and [[Cole Smithey|family]] also get their names changed.
Image:ZEMTITS.jpg|HE LOVES BOOBIES TOO
Image:Schu8P5-A CameraRetcon.JPG|Rosechu, failing to look even remotely sexy with that [[Autism|retarded]] expression, gets edited out of a camera picture.
Image:Schu7Page37 NameEdits.JPG|See if you can spot the differences.
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
<references/>

== External links ==
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ An archive with the non-retconned Sonichu comics (Scroll to the bottom)]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Comic]]

September 2015

2015-09-13T18:35:30Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

Retroactive continuity in Sonichu

2015-09-13T18:34:54Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Name changes */

{{Merge|Continuity in the Sonichu comics}}
[[Image:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Changing [[rainbow]]s into [[Chris and religion|gates of Heaven]] only makes the [[Chris and death|implications]] even worse.]]

[[Chris]], thinking himself as clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has extensively '''[[Wikipedia:Retroactive continuity|retconned]]''' the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu canon]]. In literature, "retroactive continuity" is an alteration within a story's canon to change established facts or events within its continuity. This is usually to accommodate further stories that would not have been possible without the change in continuity, or to resolve chronological errors. While many comics use retcons to this outcome through use of subsequent revelations or even large-scale cosmological events, many of the retcons that occur in ''Sonichu'' are sloppy, unexplained and unnecessary, probably because even our high-functioning hero can't keep up with his convoluted universe.

==Background==
In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Jay Z]], who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Even though he found out that [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated them, Chris has kept the name changes [[Chris and reality|"just in case"]] Nintendo or Sega decides to pick up the game.

Some changes are a result of troll attacks, others comes from Chris's [[homos|homophobia]] and attempts to make himself appear as a [[Racism|tolerant]] and [[Pedofork|law-abiding]] person. Black Sonichu was renamed [[Blake]] after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic [[Sonichu Balls]], which play a major role in the later comic issues, have become Sonichu ''Crystals'', after [[Gay 4 Sonichu|"gay" "fans"]] and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]]" image from [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"|Sub-Episode 2]] was changed (bizarrely) to a background with the gates of Heaven when it was pointed out that rainbows are the international symbol of gay pride.

Another retcon, though more minor, is the updating of the [[Rosechu]]s' [[Rule 34|"feminine physique"]]. In several places, most notably in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], many of the female characters have had their breasts and [[china|vaginas]] more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those homosexual college professors, using [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to support gay pride.

Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to complaints that 16-year-old Sonichu was having sex with 15-year-old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in ''Sonichu'' #8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under [[wikipedia:Ages of consent in North America#Virginia|Virginia law]]). Pressed to make peace with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris wrote a new story on [[CWCipedia]] about how she and Slaweel are two separate people, which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh. However, in the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris accidentally used the name "Mary Lee Walsh" on several occasions before quickly correcting himself with "Slaweel Ryam".

Chris has also changed [[Sonichu 5#Alternate versions|the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13]], where the original shows him and [[Megan]] hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51. It says that Rosechu "sets the record straight" by clarifying that the hug "didn't happen for real". Likely due to Megan telling Chris to back off, page 50 was replaced with a closeup of [[Sailor Megtune]]'s face, where she whines about how bad she feels for Chris, and Rosechu's speech was simply changed to a white box with the words "to be continued...". Interestingly, the version of the comics Chris posted on [[CWCipedia]] reflects the original, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_51 with both the hug and Rosechu's disclaimer intact], whereas the [[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13|videobook version of episode 13]] is the alternate one, with the grotesque closeup of Sailor Megtune's face and the edited page 51. In [[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|MyBuzz quizzes]], Chris flat out points out that there is a difference between the "director's cut" and the other version.

Aside from retconning his own work, Chris also frequently attempts to "improve" the work of others. This mostly manifests itself in renaming of characters: [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi]] was originally called "Spunky Skunk", [[Ivy]]'s [[Layla Flaaffy]] was originally called "Luckett[e]", etc. In the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]] Chris takes things in another direction by trying to "fix" a [[troll|fan's]] vastly superior artwork by redrawing it and making extremely minor changes. The most blatant moment, however, is in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where Chris tries to rewrite the world of [[Asperchu]] to be substantially more one-dimensional and boring. This stems from his [[autistic|ludicrous]] belief that cartoon characters are real (as in, [[Chris and reality|they literally exist on another plane of existence and the events in the comics have actual consequences]]), and he believes that he needs to "fix" his characters, lest the comics drawn by others somehow change them.

Chris has also attempted to retcon the actual events of his life, whenever convenient. While it's likely that many of the stories Chris tells of himself are fabrications or exaggerations, there is little evidence to support either theory. What can be proven, though, is Chris's alterations to his [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Simonla]], which originally stated (correctly) that the character was a derivative of [[Evan]]'s character, Simonchu. After Evan started to take legal action against Chris for his [[Chris and copyright|misappropriation of the character]], Chris simply edited the page to claim otherwise. In fact, he claimed that Simonla was ''not'' based on Simonchu, and their myriad of similarities was entirely coincidental. He had simply credited Evan for the character because he was [[autistic|confused]].

In order to not appear as a [[Pedofork]] for drawing Rule 34 involving the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]], Chris retconned the birthdates by stating that the eggs traveled in time to 1989.<ref>The [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
[[File:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|"I'm not a pedofork you dorks!"]]

Chris has also attempted to retcon the name origin of Sonichu—he states in [[The Sonichu Chronicles]], that Sonichu's name is NOT a portmanteau of Sonic and Pikachu, like it was "rumored", but rather a play on Sonic's "Japanese" name "Soniku"''[sic]''.

He would also go on to retcon Simonla's death via Facebook in 2014, despite the fact that he is no longer creates ''Sonichu'' comics.

==Name changes==
The follow is a comprehensive list of name changes:

<center>
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Before
!align="left"|After
|-
|[[Bagget]]
|Dagget
|-
|Black Sonichu/Blachu
|[[Blake]]
|-
|[[CADD Chef]]
|Keneru-Meneth -CADD Chef-
|-
|[[Hanna]]
|Fandanna
|-
|-[[Ivy]]
|-Yasmine Clemen
|-
|[[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]]
|"Joe Cool" Smithey
|-
|[[Joseph Herring]]
|Joe Herr
|-
|[[Megan Schroeder]]
|Meg-chan
|-
|[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
|Slaweel Ryam, Slaweel the Witch
|-
|[[Merried Seinor Comic]]/Kirby
|Merried Seinor Comic
|-
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCCitizens]]
|-
|[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|<s>Prowldent Virginia Community College</s> Percham Virginia Community College
|-
|[[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]
|Nicole Rammer
|-
|[[Sonichu Balls]]
|<s>Sonichu Crystals</s>, <s>Sonichu Ball Crystals</s>, Chaotic Crystals
|-
|[[wikipedia:Trojan (brand)|Trojan]]
|Jimmy
|-
|[[Wes Iseli]]
|Walter Grisby
|}
</center>

==Gallery of retcons==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|Apparently, the evil [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|Mary Lee Walsh]] was Slaweel all along!
Image:Schu1SubEp2 FandannaRetcon.JPG|Not only does Chris's edit have the name stretch into the black section of the monitor, but he's also forgotten to change [[Hanna]]'s name in another paragraph.
Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|The infamous "Sailor Asscheeks"; [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 50
Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg|The revised page 50.
Image:Sonichu-6_notsow.jpg|''Sonichu'' #5, page 30: NOTSOW
Image:SchuComic7Page30.jpg|NOTSEW
Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|Chris changes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] to Meg-chan, [[Chris and English#Spelling|but doesn't take the opportunity to correct "Dood" to "Good".]]
Image:Schu7 Pg3 MeganMLWEdit.JPG|Does he really think that 'Slaweel Ryam' and 'Meg-chan' are going to fool anyone?
Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|The infamous [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] as later appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. It looks just as stupid, only slightly smaller. Somehow it looks even more like he's sucking a dick than before.
Image:Schu7P23-JosephRetcon.JPG|[[Joseph Herring|Friends]] and [[Cole Smithey|family]] also get their names changed.
Image:ZEMTITS.jpg|HE LOVES BOOBIES TOO
Image:Schu8P5-A CameraRetcon.JPG|Rosechu, failing to look even remotely sexy with that [[Autism|retarded]] expression, gets edited out of a camera picture.
Image:Schu7Page37 NameEdits.JPG|See if you can spot the differences.
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
<references/>

== External links ==
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ An archive with the non-retconned Sonichu comics (Scroll to the bottom)]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Comic]]

August 2015

2015-09-06T21:54:38Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]''', and quite possibly one of the least active months in the CWChronology. Starting off very quietly with no posts from Chris for over a week, activity eventually started to barely pick up once he announced that he would be selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom Amiibos]] for [[Blake]], only to dip down right back again. He ended the month by cosplaying at a convention, catching the attention of a few attendees.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new custom amiibo on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists Blake Sonichu amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake amiibos "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
* 21 August - Chris posts advice for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] students as well as a recruitment video for the University of Alabama.
* 21 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he's excited for the fact that non-blue-armed Sonic is appearing as an amiibo in ''Super Mario Maker''.
* 22 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he is a "lipstick lesbian", this claim however is debated by Kim Wilson much to Chris's annoyance.
* 24 August - Chris announces that he will bundle the 6 remaining Blake amiibos with Sonichu Medallions, and that he will be releasing a limited number of figures for another character in [[September 2015|September]].
* 26 August - Chris declares that it is the last chance to purchase the remaining five Sonichu amiibos. He also claims that the funds are going towards an "opportunity" to draw more Sonichu comics.
* 29 August - Chris posts photos of himself on Facebook attending [[OmegaCon|OmegaCon2015]]. He was cosplaying as ''[[MLP|My Little Pony's]]'' Vinyl Scratch.

{{Timeline}}

September 2015

2015-09-06T03:40:12Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of September */

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the 9th month of '''[[2015]]'''.

==Events of September==
* September - [[amiibo]]s of an as yet undecided character will be made for purchase.
* 1 September - [[Chris]] shares a WatchMojo top 10 list about types of trolls on [[Facebook]].
* 1 September - Chris reveals that he has finished a lesson for [[WelcometoBollywood|belly-dancing]].
* 1 September - Chris comments on a video shared by [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]].
* 2 September - Chris reveals his [[Etsy]] account on Facebook, ending his long career as an [[eBay]] seller.
* 3 September - Chris posts six new pictures of himself at [[OmegaCon]]. He sarcastically thanks his [[Trolls|haters]] for trying to communicate with him.
* 4 September - For the first time in 5 years, Chris finally adds 11 new pages to [[Sonichu 11|book 11]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|his magnum opus]].
* 5 September - Five unfinished pages of book 11 are leaked onto the [[Kiwi Farms]]. They were apparently drawn two weeks prior.

{{timeline}}

September 2012

2015-09-03T21:15:58Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events */

'''September [[2012]]''' was another quiet month like [[July 2012|July]] and [[August 2012|August]] were, probably due to [[Chris]] serving out [[28 October 2011|his sentence]]. It did, however, mark the first anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death, as well as the first time since Chris became famous on the internet that an entire year has passed since he personally uploaded a YouTube video.

==Events==
[[File:EHarmony 7.jpg|thumb|right|An androgynous troll tries to talk Chris up on EHarmony.]]
* 5 September - Chris asks his [[Facebook]] friends if they think a woman on [[Dating profiles|eHarmony]] is a [[troll]]. In response, [[Kim]] and [[Anna]] duke it out.
* 6 September - The first anniversary of [[Bob Chandler|Bob's]] death from heart failure.
* 8 September - Chris writes on Facebook that he feels more [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]] lately.
* 11 September - Chris writes that he has felt more [[stress]] and misery since his father died.
* 11 September - Chris recalls that on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] [[2001]], he was buying [[Pokemon]] cards.
* 14 September - Chris asks his friends their advice about Facebook profile photos.
* 15 September - Chris states that he needs friends.
* 17 September - Chris makes a comment about a [[Lego]] minifig on Facebook.
* 23 September - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he recently tried to contact [[The Wallflower]], but has not received a reply.

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[[Category:Chronology]]

August 2015

2015-08-31T19:56:40Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of August */

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. The month started out very quietly, with no posts from Chris for over a week. Eventually, activity started to barely pick up once he announced that he would be selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom Amiibos]] for [[Blake]], and even then it remained very quiet, making it quite possibly one of the least active months in the CWChronology.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new custom amiibo on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists Blake Sonichu amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake amiibos "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
* 21 August - Chris posts advice for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] students as well as a recruitment video for the University of Alabama.
* 21 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he's excited for the fact that non-blue-armed Sonic is appearing as an amiibo in ''Super Mario Maker''.
* 22 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he is a "lipstick lesbian", this claim however is debated by Kim Wilson much to Chris's annoyance.
* 24 August - Chris announces that he will bundle the 6 remaining Blake amiibos with Sonichu Medallions, and that he will be releasing a limited number of figures for another character in [[September 2015|September]].
* 26 August - Chris declares that it is the last chance to purchase the remaining five Sonichu amiibos. He also claims that the funds are going towards an "opportunity" to draw more Sonichu comics.
* 29 August - Chris posts photos of himself on Facebook attending OmegaCon2015. He was cosplaying as ''[[MLP|My Little Pony's]]'' Vinyl Scratch.

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August 2015

2015-08-28T00:11:20Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of August */

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. The month started out very quietly, with no posts from Chris for over a week. Eventually, activity started to barely pick up once he announced that he would be selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom Amiibos]] for [[Blake]], and even then it remained very quiet, making it quite possibly one of the least active months in the CWChronology.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new custom amiibo on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists Blake Sonichu amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake amiibos "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
* 21 August - Chris posts advice for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] students as well as a recruitment video for the University of Alabama.
* 21 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he's excited for the fact that non-blue-armed Sonic is appearing as an amiibo in ''Super Mario Maker''.
* 22 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he is a "lipstick lesbian", this claim however is debated by Kim Wilson much to Chris's annoyance.
* 24 August - Chris announces that he will bundle the 6 remaining Blake amiibos with Sonichu Medallions, and that he will be releasing a limited number of figures for another character in [[September 2015|September]].
* 26 August - Chris declares that it is the last chance to purchase this months Sonichu Amiibos. He also claims that he is "setting up an opportunity" for himself to draw more Sonichu comics.
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August 2015

2015-08-26T21:49:28Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. The month started out very quietly, with no posts from Chris for over a week. Eventually, activity started to barely pick up once he announced that he would be selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom Amiibos]] for [[Blake]].

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new custom amiibo on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists Blake Sonichu amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake amiibos "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
* 21 August - Chris posts advice for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] students as well as a recruitment video for the University of Alabama.
* 21 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he's excited for the fact that non-blue-armed Sonic is appearing as an amiibo in ''Super Mario Maker''.
* 22 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he is a "lipstick lesbian", this claim however is debated by Kim Wilson much to Chris's annoyance.
* 24 August - Chris announces that he will bundle the 6 remaining Blake amiibos with Sonichu Medallions, and that he will be releasing a limited number of figures for another character in [[September 2015|September]].
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August 2015

2015-08-25T01:02:12Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. The month started out very quietly, with no posts from Chris for over a week. Eventually, activity started to pick up once he announced that he would be selling [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom Amiibos]] for [[Blake]].

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new custom amiibo on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists Blake Sonichu Amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake Amiibos "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
* 21 August - Chris posts advice for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] students as well as a recruitment video for the University of Alabama
* 21 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he's excited for the fact that non-blue-armed Sonic is appearing as an Amiibo in ''Super Mario Maker''.
* 23 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he is a "lipstick lesbian", this claim however is debated by Kim Wilson much to Chris's annoyance.
* 23 August - Chris announces that there are 6 Blake Amiibos left, and that he will be releasing a limited number of figures for another character in [[September 2015|September]].
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August 2015

2015-08-25T00:55:38Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of August */

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. So far, not much has happened, which means this month could possibly break a new record in [[CWChronology]] history for being Chris's most quiet month. A contributing factor to this may be the fact that the [[July 2015|July]] court date was pushed all the way to [[October 2015|October]].

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd, and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom Amiibo]] on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists [[Blake]] Sonichu Amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake Amiibos "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
* 21 August - Chris posts advice for college students as well as a recruitment video for the University of Alabama
* 21 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he's excited for the fact that non-blue-armed Sonic is appearing as an Amiibo in ''Super Mario Maker''.
* 23 August - Chris posts on Facebook that he is a "lipstick lesbian", this claim however is debated by Kim Wilson much to Chris's annoyance.
* 23 August - Chris announces that there are 6 Blake Amiibos left, and that he will be releasing a limited number of figures for another character in [[September 2015|September]].
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August 2015

2015-08-18T00:23:26Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. So far, not much has happened, which means this month could possibly break a new record in CWChronology history for being Chris's most quiet month.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd, and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom amiibo]] on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists [[Blake]] Sonichu Amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake Amiibos "have been leveled up," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
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August 2015

2015-08-16T03:30:39Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: /* Events of August */

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. So far, not much has happened, which means this month could possibly break a new record in CWChronology history for being Chris's most quiet month.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd, and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom amiibo]] on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists [[Blake]] Sonichu Amiibos for sale on Ebay.
* 15 August - Chris announces that all Blake Amiibos "have been leveled up to 50," and are bundled with [[autographed photos]] of himself.
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August 2015

2015-08-15T06:55:09Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

August 2015

2015-08-15T06:54:51Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. So far, not much has happened, which means this month could possibly break a new record in CWChronology history for being Chris's most quiet month.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd, and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barb|his mother]] in 1994. He suggests that Cole should contact the rest of his family.
* 11 August - Chris posts a teaser of a new [[Sonichu Amiibo|custom amiibo]] on Facebook.
* 12 August - Chris lists 10 [[Blake]] Sonichu Amiibos for sale on Ebay.
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August 2015

2015-08-12T16:49:13Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken:

{{Ongoing}}

'''August''' is the 8th month of '''[[2015]]'''. So far, not much has happened.

==Events of August==
* 1 August - Chris announces on [[Facebook]] that 20 [[medallions]] will put up on [[eBay]] as early as August 3rd, and that custom medallions can be ordered.
* 11 August - Chris posts a picture on of a postcard [[Cole Smithey]] sent to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] in 1994. He says that he wants to meet Cole's family.

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July 2015

2015-08-05T19:20:57Z

Kentucky Fried Chicken: added a few things

[[File:Bluehair3.jpg|thumb|On '''23 July 2015''', Chris dyes his hair blue. Doesn't end up doing a good job dying it at all.]]
'''July''' was the 7th month of '''[[2015]]'''. It saw about as much activity as any other month this year. However, starting on 3 July, a cycle began where Chris's [[Facebook]] profile would be taken down and immediately put back up. It is currently unknown why this happened, but it's likely that [[Ween|someone]] reported something Chris posted. This is also the month, according to Sonichu canon, that [[Magi-Chan]] is to travel to in order to receive the [[Sonichu 10|"homo cure."]]

Chris's 5th court date occurred on the 23rd. You know the drill about the continuances by now.

==Events of July==
* 2 July - Chris claims on Facebook that he has entered an online [[GameStop]] competition as an "ironic joke", and in the same post rants about GameStop needing some type of background check to enter the competition.
* 2 July - Chris shares a Facebook picture that quotes "I'M PROUD OF MY [[Heart level|HEART]]. IT'S BEEN PLAYED, STABBED, CHEATED, BURNED AND BROKEN, BUT SOMEHOW [[Obesity|STILL WORKS]]." and above it Chris comments "Not to mention Soul-Shattered, Beaten, Scarred, Blackmailed, Duped, Deceived, and all that shit the fake exes, [[Trolls]] and Cyber-Bullies had done to me."
* 2 July - Chris posts on Facebook that he woke up and was happy that he had "Fresh Grown" boobs that fit into a D-Cup Brassiere.
* 2 July - Chris reveals a new drawing on Facebook called "Pink Lemonade", with tons of phallic imagery. This turns out to be Facebook's last straw, as the next day...
* 3 July - Chris's Facebook is removed, only to be put back online later in the day without any provocation.
* 4 July - The [[birthday]] of [[Clyde Cash]].
* 5 July - In response to an article claiming that model Chrissy Teigen is trolling Instagram by posting a photograph where her nipples are clearly visible, Chris posts a rant on Facebook, saying that no-one should ever use the word "trolling" or any variant thereof, as it reminds him of the trolling he has received since [[2007]].
* 7 July - Chris puts sixteen Sonichu medallions back up for sale on his [[Ebay]] which gets sold out within a matter of 2 days.
* 9 July - Chris posts a picture of his [[manboobs]] on Facebook. For the first time in history, it gets successfully taken down after being reported, much to his annoyance.
* 9 July - A [[ween]] requests Chris to make a medallion depicting Adolf Hitler. In response, he makes a medallion of Hitler being farted on. Only time will tell if the [[To Mr. Smith|Mr. Smith]] incident will possibly repeat.
* 11 July - Chris's Facebook is taken down again.
* 12 July - Chris's Facebook is put back up, but the pictures of his Hitler medallions are taken down with it. Which is rather odd, given that it's meant to ''mock'' him.
* 12 July - Chris mourns the loss of [[Nintendo]] president Satoru Iwata.
* 16 July - Chris reacts to the release of the new ''Sonic Boom'' season with "Three Words: Shit. Damn. Fuck. And then: "Somebody Shoot Me." followed up with "Actually, I Can best describe how Horrific the arm colour change has been. #‎SEGA‬, when you changed ‪#‎Sonic‬'s arm colour, you Literally ‪#‎BROKE‬ ‪#‎BOTH‬ OF HIS ‪#‎ARMS‬ ‪#‎OFF‬!!!", To let us all know that the [[Sonic Boom Protests|Blarm protests]] are far from over. (Even though he will more than likely go and watch it [[Chris and hypocrisy|himself]].)
* 18 July - Chris lists ten new [[Sonichu Amiibo]] and ten Sonichu [[medallions]] for sale on eBay.
* 23 July - Chris rants about the blarms again on Facebook.
* 23 July - Chris dyes his [[hair]] blue and claims it's not related to Sonic or Sega on a Facebook post.
* 23 July - Chris's fifth court date takes place. As usual it is moved back to another date.
* 26 July - Chris posts a rant on Facebook, telling us why we should respect Sonichu.
* 28 July - Several transactions for medallions and Amiibos are reversed. Chris blames Ebay and Paypal, and encourages people to complete transactions outside of Ebay, which violates Ebay's terms of service.
* 31 July - According to Sonichu canon, [[Magi-Chan]] travels through time to this date to receive the "[[Issue 10|homo cure]]."

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