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User:KickTheAutistic

2010-04-15T20:03:20Z

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For G4s Web Soup

2010-04-14T13:44:09Z

KickTheAutistic:

[[Chris]] finds out that [[I Got A Fish|one of his videos]] was used on '''G4's Web Soup''' show. Thinking this was meant to be a respectful tribute making him appear as a respectable person, he promotes himself to the real TRUE and HONEST ladies in Charlottesville and Ruckersville area.

Perhaps belatedly realizing that Web Soup is in fact a show dedicated to making fun of people like himself, Chris removed this video a few days after he posted it.

==Watch==

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{{Infobox/video
| name = For G4s Web Soup
| image = {{#ev:youtube|0nEmcLD1IA4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 2 July 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Redshirt.png]] Red
| previous = [[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]
| next = [[CWC Update 7 July 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

'Ello, dis video is uh, a response to G4, who is uh, using one of my [[YouTube]] clips for their show, Web Soup.

I am - I would like to say that I am honored to be selected for the, for the TV show on G4; I have the channel on my Comcast selection. Anyway, I originally did that video- That was my first audio clip I ever recorded. [''high pitch''] I just randomly felt like doing that right after eyecreated- eyecreate debut on the [[PSN|Playstation Network]]. and Y'all can look up the date it was originally up there on the Playstation Store.

Anyway. [''[[glasses]] removal''] Ah just felt like adding a little dance to that song and being silly, so, just a little, [[Random-access humor|random, fun humor]]. Every body has [''slurred jumble of words''] to a little fun. [''weird eye movements''] I'm honored to be on television. Mm, y'know, praise, still. But anyway, ah, ladies in Char- real true honest ladies in [[Charlottesville]] area, [[Ruckersville]], if any of them are watching this, I'm still single and looking, so yeah, like y'know call me on my cell phone if you can find it, or find me in person in Charlottesville. I'm [[obesity|around]], I get around.

Okay, so everybody have a pleasant day. [''sign''] Peace.

==External links==
*[http://g4tv.com/websoup/ G4's Web Soup]

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March 2010

2010-03-14T10:03:20Z

KickTheAutistic:

The beginning of '''March 2010''' started out with a bit of concern. Chris had made mention of his father Bob being inflicted with congestive heart failure. Though many were worried for Bob's health, Chris obviously wasn't as he continued on with his life as if nothing was wrong.

Things got happier when Chris, through his own [[Ego|narcissism]], inadvertently revealed the identity of his latest [[gal-pal]] through a ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' level. Dedicated trolls discovered [[The Wallflower|her identity]] and, while many were content on trying to keep it on the down low and let her discover for herself what king of [[Chris| monster]] she was dealing with, one faggot ruined it for everyone. The gal-pal apparently left Chris and, through this, Chris discovered the CWCki, demanding all the pages involving him his family and friends be removed or there would be trouble...

Holding true to his manifesto from the end of [[February 2010|last month]], which basically told his [[fans]] to fuck off and stop asking him for daily Sonichu comic pages, Chris has completely neglected answering his mailbag and publishing comics. While Chris has promised to at least begin Sonichu 11 in time for the 10 year anniversary, he has also recently, do to [[stress]] over lost [[china]], not only told his fanbase to fuck off again, but accused them of stealing his time and compared them to trolls, which is probably the closest he has ever been to realizing the truth.

==Events of March 2010==

* 01 March - In his first [[Twitter|Twittered]] [[Captain's Log]], Chris inform us that [[Bob Chandler]] is hospitalized due to congestive heart failure, that he's under lots of [[stress]] and that he will release the issue of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]] in time for its tenth anniversary.
* 02 March - Chris posts [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|new]] videos. None of them mention his [[Bob Chandler|father]].
* 03 March - [[Evan]] releases an [[:File:Evan responds to his death.png|email from Chris]] regarding his [[Sonichu 10|murder]].
* 04 March - [[Evan]] releases a [[:File:Evan responds to his death2.png|second email]] discussing his brutal killing.
* 09 March - Chris releases a "Foretaste version" of a book on [[Twitter]]. According to him, it's being co-written by a "lady friend." He also releases a new [[LittleBigPlanet]] level to go along with it.
* 09 March - Using the credits in Chris's most recent LBP level, [[/cwc/]] trolls manage to dox Chris's new [[The Wallflower|lady friend]]. Immediately her online actions and profiles are revealed, including a large collection of slash [[homos|yaoi]] fanfiction. She is also contacted by trolls.
* 10 March - Furious, Chris releases [[A message to the Trolls]], regarding trolls contacting his newest [[Gal-Pal]].
* 10 March - Chris adds a message to the [[CWCkipedia]] discussing his discovery of [[CWCki]].
* 11 March - Chris adds in a second message [[Don't Mess With Me|telling trolls to watch their backs]].
* 14 March - Chris uploads a [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|video]] of video of him threatening [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] whilst wearing a kilt.

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March 2010

2010-03-01T17:10:32Z

KickTheAutistic:

==Events of March 2010==

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2010

2010-03-01T17:08:42Z

KickTheAutistic:

[[Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png|thumb|[[CWCki-tan]] kicking off the new year with sum delicious [[reeb|juice]].]]

'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of trolling Chris. In 2010, Chris turned 28.

==January==
{{See also|January 2010}}
Fueled by a combination of fanmail and his victory over the hardcore gay ads on CWCipedia, [[Chris]] started off 2010 in a rush of almost unrestrained smugness and arrogance. His only setback was the temporary closing of CWCipedia thanks to trademark claims from The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and after a short apology, that, too, was quickly forgotten. Thanks to the swelling in his feelings of self-importance, the more depraved side of his mind was on full display both in the Sonichu comics and in the [[Mailbag]].

Around the middle of the month, Chris's complacency came under fire, when favorite troll comic and Sonichu parody, [[Asperchu]], which Chris was introduced to and already hated because it made his homosexuality-alarm go off back in late 2009, became his number one [[stress]] factor due to a takeover of CWCipedia's ad-space and mail from [[fans]] who said that they would abandon the Sonichu fandom and go read Asperchu instead. Chris have since desperately tried to fight the fan-emigration to Asperchu with [[Down with Asperchu|belittlement and denial]], [[15 January 2010|fist-fight challenges]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|subliminal suggestions]] and [[12 January 2010|impotent tard-rage]]. So far all of his attempts have [[fail]]ed miserably.

So far the highlights of [[Sonichu 10]] have been: [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] committing a terrorist attack on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower, causing the building to collapse, killing 100 people and injuring another 150 in the process, the depiction of Rosechu shifting tampons and engaged in bondage with Sonichu, and the staging and execution of a worldwide holocaust on homosexuality and asexuality. And yes, Chris [[Mailbag 32#Chris knows what's best for your kids|still considers Sonichu a comic for kids]].

Thanks to one of Chris's [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|replies in the Mailbag]], we have confirmed that Chris, if given the opportunity, would not hesitate to rob people of their freedom of thought just to make sure that there would be no [[homos|homos]] in his perfect world.

==February==

===Events of February===
''See [[February 2010]]''

At the start of the month, [[Chris]] was beginning to surrender to the forces of the [[Asperpedia]]. He entirely gave up on the hissy fits, and only made desperate, but halfhearted, apologies. After a few failed attempts to weasel his way around them, he would eventually completely submit to the demands of Alec Benson Leary and [[Evan]], and he promised to kill off [[Simonla]] and at least show a bit higher tolerance towards the Asperchu ads on the [[CWCipedia]].

While he delivered on the first promise, the second quickly started to cause him [[stress]], since Alec started to use the ad space for his new comic, [[Sonichu Revolution]], which harshly criticizes Chris's [[hypocrisy]], [[Women's rights|sexism]], [[Copyright|intellectual property theft]] and the other kinds of [[Chris and reality|stupid]] [[Death threats|behavior]] and [[Chris and religion|beliefs]] he exhibits on a regular basis.

In a typical Chris-like fashion, this criticism went completely over his head, and his reason for not liking Sonichu Revolution is the violence and it's similarity to Sonichu.

The official Sonichu comic has been moving very slowly forward throughout the month since all the stress from following the demands from Alec caused Chris to crash into slumber again. This also led to an almost complete neglect of the mailbag, and when Chris finally came back to answer the letters, [[Mailbag 52|his responses were far from adequate]]. By the end of the month, Chris would complete [[Sonichu 10]], ending it off in the most violent of fashions, killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]]... then turning around and killing Alec, Evan, Mao, and Sean for making him do so! For his troubles, [[Jack Thaddeus]] resumed his ads.

Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, which he started off with a [[Christian Love Day (video)|shameless display of self-praising]].

Chris has also begun to write character bios on CWCipedia, in which he acknowledge some details trolls have known for ages, such as [[Blake|Sonichu's evilness]].

Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden apperance of another human male entering Chris's room and [[Magical Man Potion|actually putting up with Chris's shit]]. One of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==March==
''See [[March 2010|March 2010]]''

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March 2010

2010-03-01T17:06:24Z

KickTheAutistic: Created page with '==Events of March 2010=='

==Events of March 2010==

January 2010

2010-01-22T21:15:29Z

KickTheAutistic:

[[Image:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|thumb|on '''January 20''', Chris looks like he cares...]]
[[Image:SimonlaSimonchuHaiti.JPG|thumb|...but really he's just attacking [[Evan]].]]
Fueled by a combination of fanmail and his victory over the hardcore gay ads on CWCipedia, [[Chris]] started off 2010 in a rush of almost unrestrained smugness and arrogance. His only setback was the temporary closing of CWCipedia thanks to trademark claims from The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and after a short apology, that, too, was quickly forgotten. Thanks to the swelling in his feelings of self-importance, the more depraved side of his mind was on full display both in the Sonichu comics and in the [[Mailbag]].

Around the middle of the month, Chris's complacency came under fire, when favorite troll comic and Sonichu parody, [[Asperchu]], which Chris was introduced to and already hated, because it made his homosexuality-alarm go off, back in late 2009, became his number one [[stress]] factor due to a takeover of CWCipedia's ad-space and mail from [[fans]] who said that they would abandon the Sonichu fandom and go read Asperchu instead. Chris have since desperately tried to fight the fan-emigration to Asperchu with [[Down with Asperchu|belittlement and denial]], [[15 January 2010|fist-fight challenges]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|subliminal suggestions]] and [[12 January 2010|impotent tard-rage]]. So far all of his attempts have [[fail]]ed miserably.

So far the highlights of [[Sonichu 10]] have been: [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] committing a terrorist attack on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower, causing the building to collapse, killing 100 people and injuring another 150 in the process, the depiction of Rosechu shifting tampons and engaged in bondage with Sonichu, and the staging and execution of a worldwide holocaust on homosexuality and asexuality. And yes, Chris [[Mailbag 32#Chris knows what's best for your kids|still considers Sonichu a comic for kids]].

Thanks to one of Chris's [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|replies in the Mailbag]], we have confirmed that Chris, if given the opportunity, would not hesitate to rob people of their freedom of thought just to make sure that there would be no [[homos|homos]] in his perfect world.

==Events of January 2010==

* 1 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 30]].
* 1 January - Chris inserts his own ads on every single [[CWCipedia]] mailbag page. He plugs Coca-Cola, supports Proposition 8, supports a Pepsi boycott by [[Homos|anti-gay]] (and [[Sonichu 8|anti-porn]]) group the American Family Association, and promotes James Cameron's ''Avatar'', which Chris ruins by thinking it has an [[Chris and reality|anti-gay message]].
* 1 January - Due to a trademark claim by The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is now locked up.
* 2 January - Chris uploads two short videos [[This was my fault|claiming responsibility for his actions]] for the <s>first</s> [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|second]] time in almost 28 years.
* 3 January - With the trademark dispute concluded, the CWCipedia reopens.
* 4 January - Chris posts [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_28 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_29 new] pages.
* 4 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 31]].
* 5 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 32]] and [[Mailbag 33]].
* 5 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_30 Five] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_31 new] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_32 pages] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_33 of] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_34 Sonichu 10] and answers [[Mailbag 32]].
* 6 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 34]]
* 6 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_35 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_36 new] pages of [[Sonichu 10]].
* 6 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_37 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_38 new] pages of [[Sonichu 10]] and takes down the gay ad on the front page of CWCipedia again. However, now [[Asperchu]] ads have started to appear.
* 7 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_37 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_38 new] pages and taints [[Family Guy]] forever. [[Mailbag 34]] is also answered.
* 7 January - Chris updates his [[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|blog]], saying that [[Chris and his ego|his birthday should be a holiday]]. He also mentions this in other areas of the [[CWCipedia]] mainpage.
* 7 January - The ads on Chris's site are replaced by ones for [[Asperchu]].
* 8 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_39 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_40 new] pages of his [[Sonichu 10|comic]], in which he punches a guy for talking shit and cheats on his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]].
* 8 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 35]], his Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 36]].
* 9 January - Thinking he's finally gotten through to the homos (he hasn't), Chris [[Down_with_asperchu|shifts his anger]] towards the creator of [[Asperchu]], a comic that's way more TRUE and ORIGINAL than Sonichu ever will be.
*10 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 37]].
*12 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_41 four] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_42 new] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_43 pages] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_44 of] Sonichu 10 where he draws himself being trolled by [[fail|one of his own Sonichus]]. He also [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#I said it once and I will say it again|bitches to his admin]] about the new [[Asperchu]] ads.
*12 January - Chris's Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 38]] and [[Mailbag 39]].
*12 January - Chris [[Death threats|threatens death]] to the creator of [[Asperchu]] in a [[12 January 2010|new video]], where he punches out his ''good'' camera.
*13 January - Chris answers [[Mailbag 36]], [[Mailbag 37]], [[Mailbag 38]] ''and'' half of [[Mailbag 39]] before finally crashing into slumber.
* 14 January - Chris makes a [[14 January 2010|video]] where he rationalizes [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing people]] and claims he's a [[Lie|good human being]]. He then proves to the world that he [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|fails at rapping AND playing the harmonica]].
* 15 January - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_47 two] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_48 new] pages of Sonichu 10.
* 15 January - Chris finishes answering [[Mailbag 39]]
* 15 January - Chris makes a [[15 January 2010|video]] calling out Alec, Evan and two others, threatening to beat them up.
* 16 January - Chris makes a [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|bizarre video]] in which he tries to brainwash us all.
* 17 January - Chris changes his shirt for the third or fourth time this year, and makes a [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|nine-minute rant against Asperchu]].
* 17 January - The Sysop removes all non-Asperchu related emails from [[Mailbag 41]] and moves them to [[Mailbag 42]].
* 18 January - Chris complains once again about the ads on the front page. The Sysop explains once again that the matter is beyond her control.
* 19 January - Chris uploads no less than 12 pages of his comic from [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_49 Page 49] to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_60 Page 60]! He, of course, turns all messianic against [[Asperchu]].
* 19 January - Chris ''doesn't'' answer [[Mailbag 41]], choosing to delete the entire thing and replace it with a manifesto about how true and honest he is.
* 19 January - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 43]], the first [[Mailbag]] after Chris issued his Anti-Asperchu manifesto.
* 19 January - Chris uploads an image supporting the relief efforts in Haiti. It should be noted that he made this a full week after Asperchu tried to raise awareness. It should also be noted that he stuck an image of [[Simonchu]] in there, because trying to help thousands of people is just as important as lashing out at [[Evan]].
* 22 January - Chris uploads a [[22 January 2010|two part video]] where he denies the homosexual implications of giving Asperchu a makeover by including home remodeling, cooking, and "myth busting" as makeovers.

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