https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Killerclown1950CWCki - User contributions [en]2026-06-10T09:19:44ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=How_to_Talk_to_Girls&diff=158843How to Talk to Girls2012-04-09T20:17:27Z<p>Killerclown1950: /* Controversy */</p>
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'''How to Talk to Girls''' is a book that [[Chris]] purchased early in 2009 under the guidance of his church's pastor. It is written by 9-year-old Alec Greven and in Chris's words is a "great book." The book itself is a guide on how to gain a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. It is not a good book for adults to take advice from seeing as the pages are 2-3 short sentences long, consisting of advice aimed at children around Alec's age. Given that Chris is probably around Alec's age mentally, if not younger, it seems only appropriate.<br />
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The advice given is quite simple: "The first thing you should say to a girl is hi" or "Don't act desperate, girls hate desperate boys". Despite the simplicity, Chris believes that the book will help him get a girlfriend, regardless of the fact that keeping an older girlfriend is a lot harder to do than [[Pedofork|a 9 year old one]], and most of Alec's points are null when it comes to older women, especially ones around Chris's age who won't be swooned by a simple "hi" or "I like to draw, how 'bout you?" Although this does explain why he thinks that [[Episode_1#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|discussing one's favorite color]] is a romantic conversation.<br />
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==Controversy==<br />
Despite the fact that Chris has never had a girlfriend, he still disagrees with Alec about how men are the "magnets" and women are the "metals", and insists that it could go the other way around; that is, women can attract men, with men playing a passive role in courting. This sadly demonstrates how a [[BlueSpike|9-year-old]] boy has a better understanding of gender roles in modern Western society than a 30 year old man(child) does. <br />
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Something to think about is that his [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastor recommended]] this book to Chris: it could lead us to believe that either the pastor knows how hopeless Chris is with women, or that it's a hilarious joke made by his [[trolls|congregation]].<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and sex]]<br />
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Alec Greven|Wikipedia article on Alec Greven]]<br />
*[http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Girls-Alec-Greven/dp/0061709999 Amazon]<br />
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