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Talk:Cwcsicle

2011-03-03T03:25:58Z

Killyouareself:

WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Is this recent, or old but just leaked?![[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 19:06, 2 March 2011 (PST)
* Judging from the amount snow, it was probably more recent than the 2010 blizzard, but not from within the last month. There's no snow in the region right now. Last December and last January are the most likely dates. We had accumulated snowfall several times, especially in January. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:14, 2 March 2011 (PST)
** I went back and checked, unless the leak confirms otherwise, I'd place this sometime shortly after January 26's snow storm. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:22, 2 March 2011 (PST)
Just wanted to say that the word Cwcsicle is the funniest thing I've heard all day[[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:25, 2 March 2011 (PST)

F Abstinance

2010-03-29T00:00:15Z

Killyouareself:

'''F Abstinance''' (officially "'''F Abstinance.MOV'''") is a video uploaded on to [[YouTube]] on 28 [[March 2010]]. Chris goes on a tirade about abstinence for no other reason than being an adult virgin with rage. It is quite unexpected considering Chris' Christian faith except not really since he's admitted to not knowing anything about Christianity. Chris also tells everyone to not buy any of the Sonichu books that Clyde has put on the internet.

{{quote|AND Practice Safe Sex with proper Condom or B.C. medication usage. Ask your parents or teachers for more info, or look it up on the internet or library.

Also, the Sonic and the Werehog Costumes in LittleBiGPlanet; the Headdress needs to be TWO PARTS; EARS for HEAD, and SPIKES for HAIR. And the Spines and Tail need to be TWO PARTS; TAIL for WAIST, and Spines for NECK.}}

==Video==

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| name = F Abstinance.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|cCmZvVHOkJw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 22 March 2010
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Sex
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Rage
| Saga =
| Shirt =
| previous = [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]
| next = Current
}}
</center>

== Transcription ==
Just a thought that I'd like to share with everybody:

Abstinence, if you're just learning about it, abstinence is nothing but crap. It is a whole fucking bunch of baloney. If eh- if I had the opportunity, I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say "FUCK UP FUCK ABSTINENCE!"

[''Chris thrusts his right index finger in the air for emphasis.'']

Shout it right to the choir. I mean 'cause if you got abstinence, then what- then what do you get? End up being an adult virgin, or even worse, a senior citizen virgin and that is like a hell to most anybody. And you can tell 'em that I, Christian Weston Chandler, promotes you to say "FUCK ABSTINENCE!"

[''Chris punctuates his shout with another fist-pump, then collects himself and puts on his glasses.'']

Updates are to come on the CWCipedia soon and do not buy any of the quote unquote books anywhere on the internet because I have not approved of any such books and I'm not getting a dim- and I'm not seeing a penny out of that. So if there's anything that I'm not seeing a penny out of, eh- books or DVDs, yeah do not buy. Otherwise would like, you know dolls, toys, backpacks wh- that sort of- that sort of small thing, yeah that's fine, that's okay. I'll approve that.

Anyway, everybody else, have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant]]|nextlink=[[F Abstinance|Current]]|}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Magical Man Potion

2010-02-24T19:32:27Z

Killyouareself:

<s>I shall TRANSCRIBE DIS BITCH... I guess.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:14, 24 February 2010 (UTC)</s>
:I fucking take it back. I don't even know where to begin on this one.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

==Uhm==
Ok, this is ripping off steve urkel. That's for sure. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 19:03, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Either that or the Nutty Professor. Which is ironic since y'know they're both [[niggos]]. [[User:Magi-chan|Magi-chan]] 19:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Who is that? A field agent, a real friend, a man kidnapped against his will?![[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:30, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

1:20 - 1:40 is ripped from Beetleguise. [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:31, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Also Magic Man Potion = Semen and Orange Fanta [[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 19:32, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Magical Man Potion

2010-02-24T19:30:21Z

Killyouareself:

Talk:Mailbag 43

2010-01-21T20:21:31Z

Killyouareself:

Oh cool. my letter on blasphemy made the cut. I kind of doubt I'll get a decent response though. It's a little too long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:13, 20 January 2010 (UTC)
:And he deleted it. Chris sucks.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:44, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

== Someone else handle this one. ==

Seriously. There's only so much I can take. I don't even wanna read this garbage. I'm going to bed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:28, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
*Done and done. Rest easy, man. You've done good.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:36, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Thank you man. For some reason, the letters in this mailbag really creeped me out. Then I got to the Simonchu one, and just said that's it I'm done.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:44, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

==Grip on reality==
Chris once said that he didn't need to speak for Sonichu and Rosechu, they could "Speak for themselves" Now he's saying he doesn't blame Alec's characters, just their creator, and that Simonchu hates Evan, and is going to leave him for Chris.

I'm thinking Chris considers all Sonichus (from him or anyone else) to be very, very real, with their individual hopes and dreams and desires. Granted he's Chris, so they all have the exact same hopes dreams and desires as him. That's why they always succeed in whatever they do so easily, and why he's retconning the shit out of other people's work, and why there's no conflict at all in the comic. In Chris's mind it is his moral obligation to ensure that all his little people are happy.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:39, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

:Chris Hypocrisy Moment No. 829854: In the Asperchu he bitched about how he knew more about his characters than ABL, whereas when confronted with the actual creator of Simonchu he claims he knows Simonchu better than him. Damnation... [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 15:52, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

*The response to Evan that Chris wrote reads like it was written by a 6 year old. This whole Asperchu conflict is like watching kids play cowboys and Indians. You know how you'd pretend to shoot your friend, but then he'd always say "NUH UH YOU MISSED!". Chris is that fucking kid, and no matter how hard you try Chris is always going to stick is fingers in his ears and scream "LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!" and go on pretending nothing happened. [[User:Killyouareself|Killyouareself]] 20:21, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-01-16T00:56:57Z

Killyouareself:

'''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 January 2010. The video title is translated as "Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]. Chris-Chan tries to be clever by speaking Spanish and backwards, but ends up just sounding like a raving lunatic. He ends the video my chanting "uhcrepsa etah!" over and over again perhaps believing he can brain wash everyone into liking him again.

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L
| image = {{#ev:youtube|u6jpaOQk5h8}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| previous = [[15 January 2010]]
| next = [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|Current]]
}} </center>

This is the transript, someone with WikiMagic will have to make it pretty, as well as imbedding and all tha jazz. It's 1 am.

Captain's Log, Stardate... I believe it is the 15th, January 2010.
Hm. As usual, I have two more pages and I hope you all enjoyed the last page where Crystal finally got out of the mirror (link to page, can't be assed to do it myself).

But recently, I have been reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as:
(Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: "You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for life."

Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.

[Chris gets scarily close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike]

U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...

Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...

Alright, stay safe and have a good day, bye- (cut-off)

U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-01-16T00:47:41Z

Killyouareself:

'''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 January 2010. The video title is translated as "Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]. Chris-Chan tries to be clever by speaking Spanish and backwards, but ends up just sounding like a raving lunatic. He ends the video my chanting "uhcrepsa etah!" over and over again perhaps believing he can brain wash everyone into liking him again.

This is the transript, someone with WikiMagic will have to make it pretty, as well as imbedding and all tha jazz. It's 1 am.

Captain's Log, Stardate... I believe it is the 15th, January 2010.
Hm. As usual, I have two more pages and I hope you all enjoyed the last page where Crystal finally got out of the mirror (link to page, can't be assed to do it myself).

But recently, I have been reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as:
(Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: "You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for life."

Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.

[Chris gets scarily close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike]

U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...

Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...

Alright, stay safe and have a good day, bye- (cut-off)