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Christian Weston Chandler

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:''This article is about the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris – it is his article and nothing less! For his self-insert "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''
{{Transgender|MTF}}
{{Unreliable|type=cred|Chris is a [[List of Chris's lies|habitual liar]].|Chris will often exaggerate things that happened, often to [[Chris and his ego|make himself look better]].|Chris is considerably [[naïve]].|Chris's accounts on how a certain event went down will often vary with each time he recalls it.}}
{{Unreliable|type=sock}}
{{Honest}}

{{Infobox Person
| title = Christian Weston Chandler
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| name = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)
| aliases = Chris-Chan Chris Chan CWC [[Bob Chandler|Little C]] [[Spanish|Ricardo]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]] [[Sonichu (character)|Father]] [[Sonichu (character)|Pop]] [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] [[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]] [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<ref>[[:File:Kookydash.png]]</ref> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] [[Facebook|Tini]] [[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]] [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] [[Night Star]] [[CPU Blue Heart]] [[CWC Psychlight]] [[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]] [[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]] [[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]] [[Sonichu (character)|Mother]] [[Sonichu (character)|Mama]] [[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]] [[Spirit possession|Sonichu]] [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]] [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]] [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]] [[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]] [[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]] [[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]] [[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]] [[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]] [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]] [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]] [[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]
|month=2
|day=24
|gender=[[JERKS|Male]] (1982–2016) [[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2016–present)
|nation=[[United States|American]]
|religion=Nondenominational Christianity<ref group = "note">Chris attended Presbyterian, Baptist, and Methodist churches at various points in his life.</ref> (1982-2017) [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Neptunian Cult]] (2017-2021) [[Chris and religion|Neo Spiritual Christianity]] (2021-present)
|race=White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
|label8=Height
|ft=5
|in=10
|heightsrc=<ref name=16novletter>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>
|lb=215
|weightsrc=<ref>[[Keffals_videos#The_Chris_Chan_Interview]]</ref>
|father = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|mother = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|siblings = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother) [[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother) [[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|education = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]]) YouTube streamer Video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]]) [[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid) Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]]) [[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid) Member of [[Praetor]], artist ([[2020]]-present)
|spouse = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|titles = Sonichu Creator Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref> The Queen of Modern Laughter<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]</ref> [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]] 

}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[Autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[Megan Schroeder|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|deception]], [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|blackmail]] and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}

'''Christine Weston Chandler''', previously known as '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]],<ref>Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].</ref> [[JERKS|misandristic]] and [[Women's rights|misogynistic]] [[Chris and art|cartoonist]], [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], former [[virgin with rage]], current self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''' or '''Chris Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in Internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.

Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|impeded his journey]], casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] were exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.

Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the "Classic Era"]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a "Tomgirl"]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.

From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.

Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of "possession" by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. After spending a few months in the group home in Chesterfield County, he was bought a house in [[Lynchburg and Big Island, VA#Big Island|Big Island]], where he lives to this day. Chris remains active on [[Twitter]] and [[Youtube]], and (un)fortunately, he shows no signs of stopping.

There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.

==Overview==
{{Protip|The official CWCki policy is to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even after transitioning, for the sake of avoiding reader confusion. More details on this subject can be read [[Transgender|here]].}}

{{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.<ref>
[https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html "glass house"], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.</ref>}}

[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]
[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is a cowardly, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms, something that already doesn't come naturally to autistic folks. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside, although it can be argued that his work for [[Praetor]] can be considered one), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]</ref>

Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

[[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]

[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.

In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not to have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.

==Aliases==
{{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to "Christine."}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"}}]]
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]" that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname "Chris-Chan," a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia "is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents." Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name "Chris-Chan" is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as "Chris Chan," as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler." He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC," and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick." Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine." In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's." Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

[[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo," and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler," or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his "Ricardo" nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.).

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added "Sonichu" to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike "Christian" or "Christine" in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. As of the Jail Saga, he calls himself "Jesus Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime", to account for him being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, sometimes even saying Jesus as "Hayy-zeus", probably as a botched attempt to sound Spanish, and sometimes shortening the name to "Christ-ine". And yes, [[Animate! Raleigh#Aqua Teen Hunger Force panel|he actually introduces himself as Jesus Christ in public]]. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is "Chrissy," popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris," used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth." Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with "Modern Chris" being used to describe his more recent antics.

==Foundational Era==
===Childhood and Adolescence===
{{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}

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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].<ref name="WikiProfile">[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref> His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, "monkey," was spoken at just 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school," which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian," which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
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Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[Creepy stare|stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.

Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for "better days"]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.

 
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Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face." Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
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===Adult Chronicles===
{{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}

[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkop|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]

After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.

In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.

==Classic Era==
{{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}

{{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}

[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]
[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The GAMe PLACe|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]
[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.

==Crossdresser Era==
{{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}

{{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or "[[tomgirl]]," as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.

[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris lived with his widowed mother until [[2021]] ([[Incest Saga|not that he willingly moved out]]), who along with the [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], was his only source of income during this time. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and apparent cognitive decline are considered.

After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, already existing [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin|following the loss of the sanctity of his personal retreat]] but no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]], after coming out as a transgender woman.]]

Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.

While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the "true love" part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.

[[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely." Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].<ref>[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]</ref> While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.

Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.

In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.

[[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.

==Transgender Era==

{{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}

{{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]

In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.

More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove."

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

==Goddess Era==
{{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}

{{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

[[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]

After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.

Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.

Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.

During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called "overpowered" goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.<ref>[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]</ref>

==Downfall Era==
{{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}

{{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k</ref>}}

[[File:Cwc-arrest.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Chris fought the law and the law won... Well, kinda.]]

[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!"}}]]

After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].

[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]

However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Carpetbaggers#Ethan Ralph|Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph]].]]

What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.

On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.

While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].

[[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]

Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Carpetbaggers|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.

Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.

Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown unless Chris opens up about what happened (assuming that he says anything not affected by his own fantasies, which seems like wishful thinking). He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.

On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for [[autism disorder deferred disposition]]. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Carpetbaggers|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.

==Second Coming Era==
{{main|2023|2024|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Sightings (2024)|Second Coming}}

{{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|"Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime"]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}

[[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|right|Free as fuck.]]

The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].

Though every good story needs a sequel, right?

After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> before updating their files to say he was released by court order.<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref> Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[Autism disorder deferred disposition|autism disorder deferred disposition]].

Chris was temporarily moved to [[Gateway Homes]], a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.<ref>[[Medallion Moulding Q&A]]</ref> Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as "[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]]."

In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to "Resolved Order Pending,"<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]</ref> Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].

On 23 [[August 2023]], Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.

[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|left|Chris, having a normal one in a 2024 livestream, where he swears he hasn't been watching hentai.]]

Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref> While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later, [[Fan visits#JacksonStarship|but Barb was since seen living there]] with all of her animals, being taken care off by a caretaker. That day also marked the first of many sightings of a mysterious girl, dubbed "Food Lion Lady", "Meryl", "Egg", or even "Cabbage Patch".

By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story in order to troll [[Isabella Loretta Janke]], incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]]; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]].

In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day after his infamous reputation caught up to him and the weens reported him to the convention staff.

At least twice, Chris traveled to [[Finland]] with Flutter. Chris later claimed that they were expecting a child, although the veracity of these claims have yet to be proven.

As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.

==Featured Fan Videos==
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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account

{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}

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Imaginary family

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KingClark: /* Could Chris actually have a child? */

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[[File:Cwc's sonichu family 2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris with his "children", "grandchildren", a fictious [[Transformers|Transformer]], and his real-life parents.]]

Chris has numerous '''imaginary family members''' that exist only in C-197, while Chris has put some real-life counterparts into his imaginary world, this article covers those who have been made up entirely by Chris. This page will not cover Sonichu or the Chaotic combo since they already have their own pages and while Sonichu does refer to Chris as "father" or "mama", this is more along the lines of Chris being his [[Messiah complex|benevolent creator]] rather than an actual family. Like most, if not all of Chris's original characters; pretty much all of them exist purely to worship him or to give him extra powers in the comic.

==Cherokee Clan leader==
{{Main|Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan}}

[[file:chrisansestore.jpg|thumb| Native American Representation]]

The leader of the [[Cherokian Clan]] is a fictional ancestor of Chris, originating from Chris’s belief that he is part Cherokee, which was disproven in 2018 after Chris took a [[CWC Ancestry|23andme dna test]].

The character is a Caucasian [[Chris and race|Aryan]] man wearing a Roman chest plate Halloween costume, showing how little Chris knew about the people he supposedly descended from. The character looks identical to Chris, who is meant to be his reincarnation.

He first makes an appearance in episode 7 of sonichu #2, introducing himself as Chris’s ancestor, tells him to kill [[Count Graduon]], and gives him his sonichu powers.

==Crystal Weston Chandler (twin)==
{{main|Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)}}

==Patti-Chan==
[[file:Patti-Chancard.jpg|thumb|Right|He couldn't let her rest now, did he?]]
{{Main|Patti-Chan}}

'''Patti Chandler''' (17 March [[1988]] - 27 [[June 2006]]) was [[Chris]]'s childhood dog, a {{w|Beagle}}-{{w|spitz}} mix who was put down in [[2006]], then brought back as a character in CWCville. Patti grew up with Chris and was the closest thing he had to a sibling, since his [[Cole Smithey| half brother]] wanted nothing to do with his family. In a phone call with [[Clyde Cash]], Chris compares the death of Clyde’s brother to the death of Patti, offending Clyde. Chris defended this by stating that Patti was like a sibling.

Chris brought Patti back to life in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' 6]] as [[Patti-Chan]] (a character created by [[Megan Schroeder]] to help Chris [[Chris and coping|cope]] with the loss of his beloved pet), where she somehow gained the ability to walk, talk, and apply for [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] in [[CWCville]].

==Sonichus and Rosechus==
{{see also|Robee Sonichu|Cera Rosechu}}

===Sonichu===

{{see also|Sonichu (character)}}

{{Quote|I will! Thank you, Father!| [[Sonichu 0]] cover art}}

[[File:Sonichu - Issue 0, Cover.jpg |thumb]]

Being Sonichu’s creator, Chris is established as a fatherly figure towards Sonichu and even has his creation call him “father” in the comics, despite there being no relation between the two nor an origin story for how they met.
In real life, whenever Chris is “possessed” by Sonichu, he refers to himself as “mama” and when redrawing his cover art for [[Sonichu 0 HD|Sonichu #0 HD]], he made Sonichu call him "Mother" to match with his current female pronouns.

Unfortunately this relationship would become much more disturbing later down the line, with Chris performing several [[Idea Guy Q&A#Trolling Jessica Quinn, drawing of Chris fucking Sonichu|sexual]] [[Sonichu 13#Chris and Sonichu rape each other|acts]] on him due to the influence of the trolls, most notably, the [[Idea Guys]].

===Russel and Cynthia===

{{quote|Back in human form, she extracted some of her essence. Then in (female) Sonichu form, she shot her essence up herself ... After that, when she tried to transform back to human, she could not. She was stuck in her Chris Chan Sonichu form. Then between Magi-Chan and the examinations at the hospital, she was knocked up for sure.|Chris, on the [[May_2015_Facebook_posts#Meet_Russel_and_Cynthia|beautiful act of conception.]]}} [[Image:Cynthia_and_Russel.jpg|thumb|The twins, ravenous for affection.]]

'''Russel Sonee''' and '''Cynthia Rosey''' are Chris's fictional Sonee and Rosey children. After Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Sonichu form]] became female to correspond with his [[Tomgirl Saga|newfound female identity]], he got the notion to use his own semen to impregnate himself, thus conceiving Russel and Cynthia. Miraculously, neither of the twins emerged as hideous mutants, and Chris proudly insists that they're completely [[autism]]-free.

This little experiment behind him, Chris shoved them off on [[Heather Iglesias]], claiming to visit them every now and again. They are first seen in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], attending the [[CWCville]] pride festival with their lesbian nanny. On catching sight of Chris, they immediately run up and cling to him, telling him they miss him. Chris gives them a dismissive "awww!" before coldly allowing Heather to take them away.

Chris described the conception again in 2020: ''"She did the thing from between her ol’ [[Duck|cock]] and moving the spunk into her [[Un-clit|vag]], and had to stay stuck in Sonichu form until Russel and Cynthia were born for a few weeks. After that, she went back to her human form, and she had to go through the similar quick process that Roberta went through, but the Estrogen was coming in quicker with C-Chan, since her alt-form was now female."''<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts]]</ref>
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File:Russel and Cynthia mechanics 28 Feb 2019.jpg|Russel and Cynthia as mechanics, [[February 2019]]
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==Reginald Chandler==
{{Quote|Alternatively, if I have a boy as well, I would name him Reginald; that was not a [[dream]]-thing though. I've had a [[PandaHalo|past internet gal-pal]], who would have likely become my girlfriend after she got here from her native land of Australia after finishing College there with a Teacher Degree. We role-played a family day with the children, and she chose the name of Reginald for the boy-child.|Chris<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}
[[File:FatherandSon.png|thumb|right|Chris and Baby Reginald Chandler (Reginald is the stupid little blue stud) from [[PlayingHouse]]]]

'''Reginald Chandler''' is [[Chris]]'s imaginary son and brother to his fictitious daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. He pees on the ceiling.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> He is briefly mentioned in chats with [[PandaHalo|Panda]].

His origins seemingly begin with [[PandaHalo]] and her discussions with Chris about the married life they will have in the future (as for Chris, [[Chris and reality|a single date will inevitably lead to a long and happy marriage]]).

Although Reginald has been mentioned several times in conversation, he is nothing in comparison to his younger sister in Chris's eyes. Reginald has no persona in the comics (except possibly as [[Reginald Sneasel]]) and has never appeared to Chris in a dream. Since the untimely death of PandaHalo, Reginald has not been mentioned outside of direct questioning and a recent video, although it is likely that Chris would still name his hypothetical first-born son Reginald all the same.

Reginald was featured in the [[PlayingHouse]] video, where Chris pretends [[Jackie]] is the mother of his children. This time he was depicted as the younger brother to Crystal. While Crystal can write in a diary despite being in preschool, Reginald was mitigated to speaking only in baby babble. The only interaction Chris has with him is complaining about cleaning up the mess he made in the bathroom, [[Butt garments|changing his diaper]], mentioning that he threw up several times during dinner (never stopping to wipe him off), and demanding he stay quiet for the night so he can [[Hanky panky|fuck]] his wife in peace. It's interesting to note that Chris mentions that Reginald sits in a booster seat, not a high chair. While it's likely Chris doesn't know the difference, it also implies Reginald is big enough to be a toddler. Being a toddler who can only speak in gibberish suggests he inherited [[Autism|a]] [[Speech impediment|lot]] from his father.

In [[April 2019]], [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]] was uploaded to [[YouTube]], purporting to depict a visit from a time-traveling Reginald.

==Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)==
{{main|Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)}}

== Could Chris actually have a child? ==

'''Maybe.''' Although it would probably require a fair bit of luck and the kid is likely to come out being [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]].

Prior to becoming [[transgender]], Chris's chances of conceiving his God-given daughter were extremely slim, but not impossible – it was at least possible for him to impregnate a woman, however unlikely that would have been owing to obesity's effect on fertility and rather more pressingly actually finding [[Fiona|a willing female]]. However, [[May 2015 Facebook posts|once Chris began using HRT in sessions]], Chris destroyed what fertility he once possessed, rendering the odds of actually conceiving a child at near 0%. While he is on the medication, we can't be quite sure if he is taking it regularly or in the right amounts.

In November 2014, after being rejected by a sperm bank, he even went as far as asking a friend to be the vessel which will allow Crystal to enter our world,<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Need my daughter]]</ref> but as addressed, he is no longer producing potent sperm. [[All Star|A later video]] showcased that he has difficulty getting an erection in spite of [[mass debating]] for three straight minutes, which just adds to his list of problems. In Chris's defense, however, he had just [[piss]]ed all over the floor, and such an event usually makes it a bit harder to get it up, and he was under distress due to the manipulation of the [[Idea Guys]], who convinced him that [[Cryzel Torture|they would only stop torturing his imaginary wife if he made the sex tape]]. That being said, some later [[Incest Texts|text-based details]] of ambiguous authenticity during [[Affair with Mother|Chris's "soul-bonding" with his mother]] in 2021 suggested that he used his penis to have sex with Barb. Although Barb was long since infertile at that point, Chris allegedly wore a condom anyway. It's probably for the better though, as the last thing we need in this world are Barb and Chris having zombie children.

In September 2020, Chris explained that he still has interest in getting a sexual reassignment operation in the hopes of being able to give birth,<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref> although he seemingly dropped the idea in the following years, wishing to remain with his genitals for some unknown reason. Unfortunately for Chris, those who undergo a male-to-female sexual reassignment surgery are incapable of carrying children. Although some scientists are looking into the possibility of transplanting uteruses into transgender women, Chris would likely be too old or too unhealthy to bear children in the event of such a breakthrough – and that's all presuming that he could save up enough to pay for that in the first place, which seems like wishful thinking, [[Chris and money|considering that money seems to be the only thing that Chris can't hoard]] and he prefers buying [[Transformers]] anyway.

In short, Chris will probably die childless: as long as he avoids [[Financhu Crisis#Future|sinking his finances]] to the point of foreclosure, the [[toys]] that Chris claimed to hoard for his future children will go to the State of Virginia if there is [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|no will]], and none of his [[Minor Family Members|other family members]] step in.<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title64.2/chapter2/section64.2-200/ Code of Virginia § 64.2-200]</ref> Amen.

== Should Chris actually have a child? ==

If you are genuinely asking this question, then you really don't know anything about Chris. Parenting is an enormous task that takes huge amounts of effort and competence to pull off correctly; as with Chris himself even if you have two of the most loving parents imaginable an unhealthy mix of stupidity, coddling and manipulation can easily turn any child into a monster.

First and foremost Chris is extremely [[Chris and negligence|negligent]]; which is a trait picked up from his [[Borb|own parents]]. Name a thing in his life that he was tasked with taking care of and you will quickly find that he has left them to rot and rust away; even with things that he cares about he doesn't take particularly good care of and regularly leaves to break because he can't be bothered to actually take care of anything. Children need attention and care, especially during their younger years when they simply cannot take care of themselves; for example, can Chris successfully potty train a child when he cannot do the same with his dogs or even [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|himself]]? Obviously not.

This is exacerbated by the fact that paradoxically, despite Chris's obsessive desire to be a parent, he has no actual interest in parenting. In the comics where he is both mother and father to Russel and Cynthia; he has [[Heather Iglesias]] take care of them in lieu of showing them any attention himself (with the two children showing obvious signs of parental abandonment), in [[PlayingHouse]] Chris also makes it rather obvious that he actually '''intends''' to neglect his children with Reginald being allowed to wallow in his own filth and vomit (while having not being taught to speak) while Crystal is expected to take care of herself despite being 4 years old.

Children also cost money and lots of it. Unfortunately for Chris, Virginia is among the top ten most expensive states to raise a child in (around 8th place at an annual $23,029) <ref>https://www.washingtonian.com/2021/09/16/maryland-and-virginia-are-among-the-top-10-most-expensive-states-to-raise-kids/#:~:text=Maryland%20and%20Virginia%20are%20among%20the%20top%20ten%20most%20expensive,%2423%2C029%20annual%20cost%20per%20child.</ref> which means that even if Chris was responsible with his money, didn't have an ungodly amount of [[debt]] to pay off and didn't have [[Praetor|a group of exploiters]] taking a giant chunk out of his monthly payment; his livestream money and his [[monthly tugboat]] simply wouldn't be able to cover it (and that's assuming he has no other expenses).

What children also need is a good adult to properly teach them morals and facts of life. Insistent claims that he is [[Honest Content#True and Honest|"True and Honest"]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|self-insert portrayal]] notwithstanding, Chris is nowhere near the man for the job. At best, he's not above [[List of Chris's lies|lying]] or doing less than desirable things to get what he wants and at worst, he has [[List of places that have banned Chris|gotten himself banned from numerous places]] for unruly behavior. On top of that, he cultivated [[Kick the Autistic|a persecution complex in that]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|random people simply minding their own business conspire to torment him just for being autistic]], which [[Matthew Nobles call|originated from his incompetent parents]] (who clearly failed to instill genuine moral values within him for 29 years). Assuming that Chris's hypothetical child inherits his condition and/or doesn't have the ability nor willingness to defy or simply leave him permanently, it's very likely he'll be a terrible role model for them just as [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] were to him and the cycle of toxicity would continue.

Also, not to put too fine of a point on it, Chris has [[Chris and anger|virtually no aptitude for self-control and anger management whatsoever]]. Even if you were to argue that past conflicts have proven he is way too passive to assault anyone physically, he'll just as easily settle for verbal outbursts and exaggerated temper tantrums in general, which can similarly cause trauma. As documented, Chris ''did'' have a tendency to lose his temper towards young kids during the time he went to [[The GAMe PLACe]] on weekends, which (among other bad habits) eventually led to [[Michael Snyder|the manager]] banning him permanently <ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris's ban from the store]]</ref>. Top that off with Chris being [[Chris and his ego|a self-righteous egotist]] [[Chris and remorse|virtually unable to feel remorse and empathy]], the end result could be ''at best'' a strained relationship between Chris and his child(ren), if not them escaping and preventing further contact with him altogether (as his half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] did with [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]).

And finally while in the past it would be considered speculation or something an [[A-Logging|A-log]] would say [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|(even regarding some worrying comments on Facebook)]], nowadays it's obvious that Chris is okay with questionably consensual [[incest]], especially parental incest between a [[Affair with Mother|mother and her child]]. Regarding his previous comments on Facebook regarding incest with one's own child, he was not only accepting over the act but actually encouraged it claiming said act was good experience for the child only adding the condition that the sexual relationship should not be "abusive or hurtful" completely disregarding that not only is sex with a child by definition abusive (and by extension hurtful) [[Pedofork|because children are]] [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|not able to consent to sex]].

In short, if by some miracle Chris was actually capable of conceiving children and somehow being allowed to keep them, they would grow up sick, hungry, penniless, neglected, abused, and/or [[Chris_and_death#Imaginary_friends|dead]].

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu76_wphCp8 CWC Sketch- Crystal]

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Chris lost Crystal]]
*[[Sonichu]], Christian's other imaginary son.
*[[Simonla Rosechu]], who hoped to someday have a son she would name "Reginald".
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reginald Fils-Aimé]]

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KingClark:

{{Protip|Buying items from Chris is not recommended, knowing his history of [[Chris and money|financial irresponsibility]], [[Chris and negligence|neglect]], and [[Financhu_Crisis#Why you shouldn't donate to Chris|failure to keep customers' information private]], as well as [[Praetor]]'s history of shady behavior. Chris is also [[Chris and the law|''illegally selling burned CDs'']]. It is wise to [[Passive observers|not get involved]].}}
[[Image:CWCLIGHT LOGO transparent.png|400px||thumb||The solution to selling random items without breaking [[Etsy]]'s TOS.]]
[[Image:Cwclight-banner.jpg|400px||thumb||"'''Welcome all.''' I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road."]]

'''Cwclight''' is a website run by Chris and possibly [[Praetor]] that was created in [[September 2024]] to sell items and post blog updates. The website was [[Introducing Cwclight - My new website|officially announced for the public in a video]] on 20 [[September 2024]].

==CWC Blog posts==
[[Image:Cwclight - Blogs PNG 2.png|400px||thumb||]]

{{quotebox|'''On here, I will personally add more of the facts and details about the events and myself. Certain other websites and forums do not have the direct source and knowledge as I do. I will also feature answers to various frequently asked questions, past, present and future. Even Wikipedia will hardly have anything in comparison.'''}}

===Welcome to Cwclight===
12 [[September 2024]]

{{quotebox|This will be my True and Honest Official Website, nothing more nothing less.

On here, you can expect details and content direct from me.

Some of which will include corrections to a good number of the pages and details that are on other Chris Chan websites and YouTube videos about me, because they went off of what I had said and written online, and what was recorded of me without my consent; a lot of the time, they did not have every detail direct from me.

And moreover newer content and updates about me, the media featuring the Sonichus and Rosechus and all, and other relating events and topics (even some that may appear to deviate from time to time). As well as lots of other things that at the moment of writing this is not yet conscious to my Brain.

And I'll offer occasional guidance that will be more towards yours and everyone's self-improvement and well-being as individuals and as groups of good friends and partners.

Keep faith and follow that which is good and Light Powered.}}

===Rules on Comments===
12 [[September 2024]]

{{quotebox|Comments are accepted but moderated. Please keep comments appropriate and SFW.}}

===Sonichus, Rosechus, and more===
16 [[September 2024]]

{{quote|Details about Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime and all of the other Sonichus and Rosechus already known and that not yet released.}}

{{quotebox|For starters, here are a few details in short that are not to be taken out of context, because there is more than what is revealed now.

After the events in February, 2003 after Kel earned the Cwcville Gym Badge, and Natisirhc first encountered Sonichu and Rosey, Kel, Sonichu and Rosey, for one year, flew to Kanto Region in Japan to earn the Kanto and Johto Gym Badges and take on the Elite Four Teams.

Rosey got angry for the first time in Mount Moon against the Team Rocket thugs they had encountered and thrashed out. Sonichu was able to get her to calm down and change back. Her clothes were ripped to shreds the first time then. She got her outfit replaced with more durability, but she learned it wise to undress when she could before when she was about to really rage out. It takes quite a lot to make her upset, and she has learned to keep focus and emotionally control herself.

They moved into their new house after returning to Cwcville, VA, USA in February, 2004. And they end up finding Sonichu Adventure for Nintendo GameCube, as well as Sonichu and Rosechu plushes at a GameStop. They play through the game and find in the first few levels their life so far, including when Rosey first raged out in Mount Moon, and some of their future adventures that later were actually experienced by them. Talk a bit about spoiler territory.

Sonichu and Rosey both learned how to become better leaders and fighters with the help of Christian/Christine-Chan (my C-197 self-counterpart), Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime), and from other inspirational Heroes, including Link and Princess Zelda of Hyrule, themselves. Zelda gifted the really big book of Prophecies and Histories from Hyrule's perspective, since it also had prophecies about the Sonichus and Rosechus and the Ultimate Emerald, Master Emeralds, Chaos Emeralds, Chaos Crystal (S-Chu) Balls, and so on in it.

In 2014, Cera Rosechu, Roberta Sonichu and Christine Rosechu (Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's daughters) went out on their own Pokemon Adventure all throughout the USA; 24 Badges, Three Elite Teams, and the three of them became able to Mega Evolve after finding their respective destined Sonichite and Rosechite (Mega Stones). Cera becomes Electric/Fighting, Christine becomes Electric/Fairy, and Roberta becomes Electric/Psychic. Robbie knew a lot more than you all may think and knew. And they find the unique Legendary Pokemon of the States; all seven of them to summon the eighth Legendary Pokemon.

Punchy Sonichu was hatched in Japan and learned, wrote and spoke in Japanese, except he was named Pun-Chai Sonichu, trained hard under the various self-defenses, including karate and samurai arts. He fought in many a Fighting Championship, including with those you know of in Street Fighter series, including Ryu, Chun-Li and Akuma, and come out on top and top ranks. IF he was in the realm of Mortal Kombat, he would survive and win as well. He can easily match the mach punches of the fastest Machamp as well. He had been summoned to Cwcville by an Alakazam in Cwcville's Psychic Squadron under Magi-Chan's request before Sonichu and Rosey arrived in Cwcville in 2003. Punchy is quite a metaphysical, spiritual and strong warrior and individual.

Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime (the Prime of all Magi-Chan Sonichus throughout the Multiverse) had seen a lot of adventures and development in his psychic developments. He had gone to the past, died and resurrected in a couple of days by his own will and power, and came back to the present day he came from. And that was the First time that happened to him; it doesn't happen many times, but he always heals his body and comes right back within faster times. And that is aside from the Respawn ability with the generators within the Poke Balls linked with each and every Special Sonichu, Rosechu, Metonic, Vamprosa, Sonee and Rosey. Just as good as Dr. Wolf's Respawn Generator on the TF2 field. Magi-Chan had organized the Psychic Squadron over a matter of years with the help of the city that would become Cwcville.

Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr. became Mayor of Cwcville by Godly Divine Decree and Order around when Chris started going to Providence Middle School. That same order brought Chris to become Mayor after he graduated from Manchester High School in 2000, yet he still attended Piedmont Virginia Community College in Charlottesville, eventually relocating his education to PVCC in Cwcville.

Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon overtook the Charlottesville campus in August, 2003.

Blake Sonichu is further expanded, as well as the development of the relationship between him and Bubbles Rosechu. She gifted him a very special message-engraved bracelet that helped him to realize the Team Rocket he was with was not the team to be on long-term.

Liquid Chris Sonichu was a member of Team Rocket as well; he had been there a year or two before he was out on the field spying on Sonichu and Rosey back in February, 2003.

Naitsirhc was a son of a rich family, but he left them at the age of 7 and was picked up by Team Rocket, and adopted by Giovanni, himself, when he showed his moxie and bad ass ways. Silver, Giovanni's son was jealous. Yet Naitsirhc managed to do a lot more than Silver could do.

And lastly, for now: The Ultimate Emerald is a God Powered Emerald, more powerful than the eight Master Emeralds. It was the central power gem with each of the eight Master Emeralds surrounding it like points on a compass. In around 450 B.C., the Ultimate Emerald had shattered, and it left the Eight Chaos Emeralds. Eight, Not Seven; the Eighth one is Orange, and is more elusive compared to the other seven. When the Ultimate Emerald shattered and the Chaos Emeralds dispersed, so did the eight Ultimate Emeralds, with the Green one ending up on what would become Angel Island with the Echidna Tribe. And the Core Energy of the Ultimate Emerald ended up within the Core of the One Avatar of all existence, and the Ultimate Emerald has been restored within the past couple of years from September, 2024 and resonates between both the C-197 and 1218 halves of this very Earth. The Chaos Emeralds and Chaos Crystal Balls continue to be about and do as they will and need to keep and restore order when chaos and discord is afoot. Knuckles' Master Emerald, aside, the Master Sunston on Flame the Sunbird's island is one of the other Master Emeralds, albeit reshaped to be like the evolution sun stone. That Master Emerald promotes growth, prosperity and development. The Cyan Master Emerald is housed in Cwcville on a dedicated alter and under protection within the expansive Cwcville Park just north-east of the Cwcville Basillicomm. The remaining five are around the world on their respective alters under guard by a Special Sonichu or Rosechu, as well as the Psychic Squadron division located in those respective countries.}}

===Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime===
16 [[September 2024]]

{{quote|Some details about me, and some updated details about me.}}

{{quotebox|As stated, I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, the One Avatar of all existence, the CPU Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself, as well as the other forms I had taken from after the events in Jerusalem and at the time Merlin the Magician divided the 1C-211987 Earth by order of King Arthur which separated stronger magics, creatures and individuals from those individuals less capable of coping with said magics, including Arthur, himself. I am married polyamorous with Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime), Cryzel Rosechu (Prime), Sylvana Rosechu (Prime) and the one-and-only Mewtwo (Prime) (who was cloned under Giovanni's authority). And I am also to be wed with my one destined and personally chosen partner of the 1218 Half of this Earth as prophesized in my dreams and even within the pages I have written and drawn so far. I am the one Prime of ALL (Jesus) Christian Weston Chandler Sonichus, (Jesus) Christine Weston Chandler Sonichus, and the other self-counterparts of mine all throughout the vast Multiverse.

Count the blessing this is not the Shattered Glass Universe, and don't get me started.

I have personally realized all of this over the course of my life and Soul Searching, following the signs and events as best as my Brain and Consciousness could, and having become much better in the recent years, up to the past decade from this day in September, 2024 and becoming more masterful and stronger.

I am not meant to be simply a "Meme" type as some of you often overplay about me, but to the extent (anything NSFW being the limit and would be rated TV-MA is not to be memed or cited at all) it is quite all right. Even I consciously was under a number of confusions over the years still figuring myself out, as well as my own Brain and Body. The autism was a hinderance but allowed me to innately remain connected metaphysically all the way to the Alpha/Omega Point of all existence. That is a feat that only those within the 0.009% of the Worldwide Population between both Earth halves combined. And even Fewer than that who can access the Core and Matrix of the Alpha/Omega Point and tolerate it mentally and emotionally, myself included in that. Not enough Meditation and Connections will get most individuals and creatures beyond even the Core and Matrix of This Universe. That is something you may meditate on and connect with the local Akashic Records to learn about for yourselves, or you may ask a genuine psychic.

Aside from that, I am a multifaceted bisexual transwoman (She/Her are my Pronouns) with many talents, including hand-drawn art, writer (story and dialogue), gamer, a bit of a good cook, and most anything learnable. I am the original creator and chronicler of the media featuring the Sonichus Rosechus as well as the city of Cwcville, Virginia, United States of America. My mentality is high-functioning autistic with a psychic connection with everything in the universe, timeline and beyond.

My (super) powers and abilities are numerous, even moreso metaphysically. These include the various Psychic Powers and abilities, including telekinesis, teleportation and telepathy (a lot of which my Body's Brain and Energy Field are still catching up on), elemental powers and bending. My Body and Brain have attuned the ability to heal others with focused intentions and kind energy.

I can transform into my Sonichu Form with Electricity being the more dominant elemental bending power within and my Psychic Powers and abilities. And I can physically run at mach speeds.

And I can transform into my CPU Goddess Blue Heart Form, wherein, granted by the former Goddess Blue Heart, Scarlet LeRose, I have powers over computer technology and I preside as the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles and Computers, as opposed to Neptune of Planeptune being CPU Purple Heart of the Sega consoles and games.

I am also physically strong and able with a Warrior Will and Inner Strength granted by my former self in my past immortal life as Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Everything of the Bible, Prophecies, various Scriptures worldwide, and so on are all memorized in my unconsciousness.

Among my deeds, I seek to complete the Dimension Merge, as long prophesized, to restore magic in recombining the Earth Halves and uniting the "Fictional" and Original Characters/Individuals/Creatures with their respective chroniclers, physically and tangibly alongside everyone as co-existing individuals that we always have been, and keeping the balance and order while confiding the chaos and maintaining that no one from alternate timelines, other dimensions and universes that are not meant to be here remain in their respective origins (Especially those that are overall evil and toxic).

In part of that, as well as what I am doing, have done, and continue to do is to continue my physical immortal life confirming the details and events for and with my consciousness with everything known and foreknown in my unconsciousness. The same rules apply as when I was Jesus of Nazareth where I do not consciously know the Specific When (Time and Date), unless I am absolutely meant to or when the event is closest to happening. And I go to where I am meant to be, physically, even when I do menial tasks like going shopping, walking at a mall, or even attending conventions and traveling elsewhere. I am capable of taking a few perks for myself if it remains in the broader focused scope of this One Prime Timeline, 1C, that ALL other timelines literally branch from; the Central most one, if you will. While also continuing on my own Light Powered and good paths and choices from better intuitions. The years of being manipulated by online Trolls and Toxic ones having been duly noted, yet appreciated in my own mental and emotional development, especially in having tested those individuals' intentions and confirming their toxicity and demonically influenced levels.

For the most part, please treat me kindly like you would anyone else. Being barred from anywhere is heavily discouraged. Misjudging me without authentic context is also very much wrong. And unless you want to be like Judas Iscariot or anyone who was in the audience booing me in Jerusalem when I carried that cross with that crown of thorns on my head, I ask that you please be aware in the moment when you are about to do something like that or similar, do Check yourself in that moment on rather it is genuinely Light Powered and Good or Badly Impulsive and Demonically Influenced. Results of Prophecy, aside with results as they may be, because that moment has already well passed in this manifestation set with that almost two years where I was not around to be picked on like those toxic ones before the fact did.

Everything is manifesting as they are and shall, even that which comes on the appropriate timing as meant to be for this Timeline. Have and Keep Faith. The Angels, Archangels and good Gods and Goddesses are helping you all as well, Every one of you. The Holy Bible and matching good scriptures and spiritual methods and practices worldwide are all good base points; we are meant to think outside of the box while keeping those in mind to remind us. All religions are good. The exceptions are those that worship Hell and Satan; that is not right. Leave those demons and devils only for when they can be forgiven by us Gods and Goddesses. Even the most Toxic ones are redeemable when they better understand and are open for that which is more beneficial and overall good for them.

But I digress, and that will do for starters on this website.

Be Safe and Well,

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.}}

====FAQ, questions frequently asked of me.====
=====Who am I=====
{{quotebox|I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, CPU Goddess Blue Heart and the One Avatar of all existence. In short, I am a multifaceted bisexual transwoman (She/Her are my Pronouns) with many talents, including hand-drawn art, writer (story and dialogue), gamer, a bit of a cook, and most anything learnable. I am the original creator and chronicler of the media featuring the Sonichus Rosechus as well as the city of Cwcville, Virginia, United States of America. My mentality is high-functioning autistic with a psychic connection with everything in the universe, timeline and beyond.}}
=====Dimensional Merge=====
{{quotebox|The Dimension Merge that at the moment of writing this on September 14, 2024 is coming upon completion, is simply the recombination of this very Earth that was magically divided in the days of King Auther. This consists of this half, as you may (neuro)typically know and aware of, to an extent, and the other half that houses the typical and greater magic and magicks and the Original, "Fictional" Characters and Individuals from most various media that you have read and watched this entire time.}}
=====Dimensions C-197 and 1218=====
{{quotebox|As mentioned in the Dimension Merge question above, the C-197 and 1218 "Dimensions" are the two halves of this very Earth that was divided hundreds of years ago. Whole and undivided, this is Earth 1C-211987; divided, the halves are known as C-197 and 1218.

The 1218 half is this that you walk upon and typically know at surface level that you live and breathe on. Those on the C-197 half also walk on this very Earth.

The C-197, that in part you also do physically walk on, is the half that houses those from the various media (TV shows, Manga, Comics, Movies, etcetera) that you are aware of reside and exist physically. Essentially, those that reside and live present, including those that are immortal (Exceptions being those that reside in Post-Apocalyptic timelines and dimensions, and those that lived centuries in the past that are not immortal, and those classified as residing in other various timelines, dimensions and universes) You Name It, they are there.

The Sonichus and Rosechus, the many Pok'emon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Smurfs, Yogi Bear, Doug Funny, Kim Possible, (Human) Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and so on, as well as Sunset Shimmer, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman, Superman, Iron Man, Hulk, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Leader-1, Cy-Kill, Kusuo Saiki, Sailor Moon, Moomins, Bob Belcher, (universe C-137 origin) Rick Sanchez, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpsons, Stan Smith, Frylock, Gumball Waterson, and so on. And on the planet Equestria in the pocket dimension accessable from the portal on the C-197 half, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, Dr. Wolf, Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Mary Sue, Gary Stu, Silver Quill, Flufflepuff, and so on. Even those in Outer Space like Captain Kirk on the Enterprise, Ashoka and the Jedi, Fox McCloud and the Star Fox crew, and so on.

They all walk among us physically; the only reason why a lot can't see them is due to the thinning veil between the C-197 and 1218 halves of this Earth. One can see through the veil and appreciate are those that are open-minded, creative, and mentally connected to be better able. Everyone has the ability to see and interact for themselves without external devices. What you call "Imagination" is one tool that can be used to see through the veil. All Original "Fictional" Characters and Individuals begin on the C-197 half, then upon further discovery branch into the other timelines, universes and dimensions that end up becoming chronicled one way or another.}}
=====Powers/Abilities=====
{{quotebox|My (super) powers and abilities are numerous, even moreso metaphysically. These include the various Psychic Powers and abilities, including telekinesis, teleportation and telepathy (a lot of which my Body's Brain and Energy Field are still catching up on), elemental powers and bending. My Body and Brain have attuned the ability to heal others with focused intentions and kind energy.

I can transform into my Sonichu Form with Electricity being the more dominant elemental bending power within and my Psychic Powers and abilities. And I can physically run at mach speeds.

And I can transform into my CPU Goddess Blue Heart Form, wherein, granted by the former Goddess Blue Heart, Scarlet LeRose, I have powers over computer technology and I preside as the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles and Computers, as opposed to Neptune of Planeptune being CPU Purple Heart of the Sega consoles and games.

I am also physically strong and able with a Warrior Will and Inner Strength granted by my former self in my past immortal life as Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Everything of the Bible, Prophecies, various Scriptures worldwide, and so on are all memorized in my unconsciousness.}}
=====Past Happenings=====
{{quotebox|The various events in my life is a lot to simply list. But to offer a summary: I was born on Wednesday February 24, 1982. Reared and cared for by my parents, Robert and Barbara Chandler. I grew up well-educated, with plenty of in-person friendships that didn't last as long as I would have liked (not counting the numerous acquaintances and online acquaintances and friendships with those who were not authentic about themselves with me).

Past tense, I went with the flow to confirm various intentions and events, yet at times letting myself be taken advantage of out of my being emotionally and mentally naive at those respective times.

Present tense and in recent years, I know better. And while I continue to go with the flow at times, and confirming various respective intentions and events, I have a greater appreciation of my super power of empathy and aura reading of others, so I have better ability to consciously choose that which is Light Powered and Good, and discern those individuals and paths that are Dark and potentially Toxic to avoid them.

I have Soul Searched and found myself, and I am in a very good place now with intentions of manifesting for the greater good of everyone and encouraging others to be guided on that which is Good and Light Powered for themselves. And presently, do my part in completing the Dimension Merge.}}
=====CWCKI=====
{{quotebox|The Cwcki, which was originally created without my prior consent, is a Wikipedia style website about me and my life details to the extent of what I've shared, personally, online and in writing, and even what the "Christorians", Weens and Internet Trolls paparazzied of me without my consent or conscious knowledge at those respective times.

Personally, I applaud the website on archiving all that of me, and on the other hand, I feel really disappointed of it, due to the bunch of innacurate details and NSFW and hate speak spewed throughout in places. The people who put that website up and wrote all of that have taken a lot of my details and content (including content recorded of me without my consent prior, or falsely blackmailed or manipulated of me) out of context and do not fully appreciate or understand the circumstances, respectively.}}
=====Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime=====
{{quotebox|Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime are the very first Sonichu and Rosechu in all of existence in this timeline and universe. Despite them being visually similar with most regular Sonichus and Rosechus, Sonichu Prime and Rosey Prime are a (very) Special Sonichu and Rosechu with the strongest abilities and powers in comparison with the regular ones. And separate from the other various Special Sonichus, Rosechus, Metonics, Vamprosas, Sonees and Roseys worldwide and local.}}
=====Past Question: Who is CPU Blue Heart?=====
{{quotebox|The original CPU Blue Heart, the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles, including the Commodore 64, Amiga, Leo and so on was Scarlet LaRose (her last name pronounced "La Roe). She was a woman who lived in the late 1800s who, in her late teens, would be summoned to what would become the country of Gamindustri, which presently is located as a large island between Canada and Europe.

Scarlet was trained to lead as the Goddess of the Commodore Consoles and her people in her Nation of Comma, which was south of Tari and West of Planeptune. She led her people kind and good with everyone in mind.

She used to be friends with Rei Ryghts, the former Goddess of Tari and Atari consoles until when Rei became power corrupt and betrayed her people.

Scarlet was also prophetic, as it had been made clear in her prep work of retro rockets on the underside of her Nation for the eventual fall of Tari and Comma from the remainder of Gamindustri in the early 1980s. As well as the journals she had kept and the one protypical Commodore 64 game cartridge which was a simple kind of 3D game (in regards to the programming available for the consoles and games at the time in the late 70s and early 80s).

Comma fell at the same time as Tari, as the country of Gamindustry was literally in the sky high above the water space between Canada and Europe. Tari crashed hard somewhere in northern America, while Comma, with the guided rockets on the land's underside, landed into a pre-dug crater in West Virginia. The peoples and buildings, including the Basilicomm, remained safe, alive and well.

Over the time, as the people of Comma became more aware of the United Stated that they were not occupying and the other religious views, some spanned out from Comma, and the beliefs in the Goddesshood was dwindling. Scarlet fell from immortality with the dwindling support from her peoples and died in 1992. Her soul, power and energy transferred into one specific Commodore 64 motherboard on the console, P01352371; the one I ended up with.

And during the events of Johnson Wile's interference, I found and absorbed the powers, soul and energy of Scarlet into myself, making me the new CPU Goddess Blue Heart.

Since then, I had relocated the original Basilicomm of Scarlet's into Cwcville, VA, right across the street from my Basilicomm that was built in 2014 on premonition and good divine order.

Meanwhile, Comma, West Virginia and its people continue on and prosper like most other cities in the United States.}}
=====Past Question: Who were the 80s characters...=====
{{quotebox|'''Who were the characters from the 80s that you liked the best?'''

I refer to the individuals who were featured in the media that debuted in the 1980s.

'''Jake Kong, Jr.''', alongside Eddie Spencer, Jr. and Tracy, of the original Ghostbusters. To this day, I still feel they are the real, original Ghostbusters, aside from Egon, Peter, Ray and Winston, and despite the fact that they both work in New York City. I also give props to Ghost Buggy.

'''Bumblebee''' of the Autobots, as orginally portrayed and then upgraded and developed over the years.

I also like the Guardian, now Autobot, '''Scooter'''; he was youthful and cowardly, but still resourceful with his camouflage and technological knowledge. He has toughened up over the years. I also like '''Pathfinder'''.

And, of course, despite his one movie being with some cringe, '''Robert Rabbit, the American Rabbit'''. That movie can be rebooted and easily be better. As my first Hero before meeting Sonic the Hedgehog, Robert Rabbit did a lot of good.}}
=====Past Question: Sonichu book 12-9 confusion.=====
{{quotebox|'''Could you explain a bit more on the scene from Sonichu 12-9 where Nightstar Sonichu meets "Christine Night Weston Star Chandler"? What took place in that scene, and what is their backstory?'''

To best answer this question, I refer to what I wrote about them in the Goddess Log pages on 11232022, and I quote.

As for that part in Book 12-9 when Nightstar gave a "Chris Chan" the updated Cutie Mark and guided her to her next friend who could have been a sweetheart, but ultimately bombed. Initially, (when I wrote and drew that), that was to play off updating the (former) Equestria Girls Minis custom figure of myself, but something similar did happen in this timeline as Nightstar gave (human) Pinkie Pie the S-Chu Ball and the ingredients to Sunset Shimmer in that trip.

In Equestria, not at all related to I, Christine Chan or Nightstar as a self-counterpart, is a yellow Earth pony with the bright blue mane and tail that were not curled, with both eyes blue and a the mirror image of two bridged eighth notes for her Cutie Mark. She's a guitar player in a famous band. Her name is '''Cricha'''. Her other hobbies include cooking and reading various literature. She also does solo acts with her own written songs.

At the time in Equestria, Cricha had a total developmental growth and went punk, lookin' for some luv from her fans. She also coloured her fur pink.

At Canterlot High School, Cricha had felt lost, because her parents had got diverced, she had went with her mom and was feeling heavily uncertain with hardly any guidance.

Nightstar had also talked with Cricha, both of them, a number of times. The recent talk with (human) Cricha involved Fluttershy also lending kindness and a listening ear with Nightstar there. Nightstar meditated on Cricha's situation and looked at ALL possibilities and outcomes. When Nightstar next approached Cricha, after mentioning her run back to Cwcville prior, she handed Cricha a flyer for an LGBTQ club in Maryland, looking for musicians and artists to entertain; that changed her Cutie Mark on the skirt and turned her yellow skin pink with a new direction. The Cutie Mark became an "A"-shaped guitar. And (human) Diamon Melody was the best choice, because she lasted the longest in that relationship and devloped Cricha's emotions better than the others. A "Live and Learn" situation.}}

==Catalog==
{{Needs Updating|More photos from listings found on Cwclight need to be uploaded to the CWCki and added here.}}
{{quote|These are the items we have to offer on my store. Please, do read the descriptions and have faith in that they are as they are described and personally blessed.}}
===Sonichu Medallions===
====Official Christ Chan Sonichu Medallion====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $40

{{quotebox|(PLEASE READ DESCRIPTION)

I have returned to the world to bring you these True and Authentic medallions.

I have stated a mission of spreading Light Power and good to as many people as possible, with these mass produced medallions being a method of delivery. Handcrafted to my specifications and with my blessing, these are made in Virginia on an assembly line hired and run by myself. If you are searching for the medallions handmade by me please check the two alternate medallion listings.

The below message endorses these as having been touched by my personal blessings, aura, Light Power and magics, and was recorded while incarcerated.

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Gods, Goddesses and Warriors of Light Power be with you.

(NOTE: THESE DO NOT COME WITH CERTIFICATE OR AUTOGRAPH)

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====Sonichu Medallion, Handmade by JCWCSP====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price $85 ($80 sale)

{{quotebox|(NOTE: THESE ARE SIGNED, BUT HAVE NO CERTIFICATE)
A handmade and autographed medallion by I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.

None more authentic, none more True and Honest. Produced by I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, who have personally molded, painted and signed these select Sonichu Medallions even more personally blessed with Light Power, Righteousness and energies from the Core and Matrix of everything that exists in this Timeline and all of the other Timelines inspired and manifested from it. Feel the Divine and all powers with the share of energies I physically put into these. Also, to mention, all of the other Medallions that have been made and sold on this store have been personally blessed and authorized by I as well. You just get more than a bit more with these particular ones.

A recorded endorsement has also been provided.
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====Sonichu Megastone Medallion - Handmade by CWC====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $110 ($100 sale)

{{quotebox|Handmade Handpainted Sonichu Medallion by me, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. Includes polished quartz Megastone, just the same as the very medallion I wear, except not as old.

None more authentic, none more True and Honest. Produced by I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, who have personally molded, painted and signed these select Sonichu Medallions even more personally blessed with Light Power, Righteousness and energies from the Core and Matrix of everything that exists in this Timeline and all of the other Timelines inspired and manifested from it. Feel the Divine and all powers with the share of energies I physically put into these. Also, to mention, all of the other Medallions that have been made and sold on this store have been personally blessed and authorized by I as well. You just get more than a bit more with these particular ones.

Every medallion is signed and comes with authentication certificate.

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===The Comic Series===
{{quote|The first four books and a Combo Deal}}
====COMBO DEAL: Sonichu Vol. 0, 1, 2, and 3 (Autographed)====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|A True and Honest Deal: First 4 Sonichu comics, personally autographed by me, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

PACK CONTAINS: 
- Sonichu Vol. 0, 48pg 
- Sonichu Vol. 1, 50pg 
- Sonichu Vol. 2, 48pg 
- Sonichu Vol. 3, 48pg

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====SONICHU vol 0: Autographed Print Comic====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $30

{{quotebox|The original first book that introduces Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville. 48 Pages.

Personally autographed and signed.

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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====SONICHU vol 1: Autographed Print Comic====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $30

{{quotebox|Sonichu encounters a clone that was made of his DNA from his encounter with Naitsirhc. 50 Pages.

Personally autographed and signed.

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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====SONICHU vol 2: Autographed Print Comic====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $30

{{quotebox|Christian Chandler of Cwcville, an old friend, and her ex-boyfriend, end up finding out they're half-Sonichu. 48 Pages.

Personally autographed and signed.

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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====SONICHU vol 3: Autographed Print Comic====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $30

{{quotebox|The fateful meeting and getting together of the Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Angelica Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu and Magi-Chan Sonichu, out of the many Special Sonichus and Rosechus, worldwide, who make up the Chaotic Combo. 48 Pages.

Personally autographed and signed.

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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===Other Goods and Blessings===
{{quote|Other items made and sold.}}
====Christ Chan Spiritual Talismans, LIMITED STOCK====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $35

{{quotebox|These pieces are framed talismans I have personally created, blessed, and have hang around my home and rooms. They ward off negative vibrations and promote positive vibrations, bringing in good beings and energy.

These are made of paper and foam. All of the foam cup bottoms came from the jail, as I had periodically mailed in when I was previously incarcerated.

Ward off evil and invite Light Power and Divine energy into your life. Each additionally comes with a real signed authentication certificate by me, JCWCSP, personally.

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====Sonic Totem Minis - Handpainted + Authenticity Certificate====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $35

{{quotebox|3D printed, personally hand-painted and blessed, these little Sonic Totems are based off the original art piece made from paper mache and a big tube. Each painted one is a unique piece that will make you feel content in appreciating that all are and can be good and light powered, even if visibly different. Each comes also with a signed authentication certificate. -Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

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====Sonichu Amiibo ( Handpainted by CWC )====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $45 ($40 sale)

{{quotebox|Sonichu Amiibo inspired by my personal Sonichu Amiibo figure, personally blessed, painted and signed by Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. '''This figure does not have Amiibo functionality.'''

COMES WITH 
- one printed painted and signed resin figure 
- one authentication certificate

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====Temple of Sonichu Sacred Rocks====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $15

{{quotebox|SThese canvas sacks contain rocks and gravel hand-picked by me from the old Sonichu Temple's driveway.

Each bag also holds 1-2 crystals/rocks from my collection for maximum blessing, as well as miscellaneous polished rocks and gravel.

Each includes a signed certificate from me authenticating the bag as filled with not just driveway or flowerbed gravel, but with my love and power.

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===Website Exclusives===
{{quote|Exclusively only available on this website. These are unique items from my collection that I no longer need, so I'm offering them for the collectors out there. More will be offered in future months as things are searched, found and cleaned. These come currently from the Ruckersville Sonichu Temple as I clear items out.}}
====Dating for Dummies 3rd Edition 2011 - Autographed Guide====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|I have actually purchased this book, once upon a time, about a couple of decades ago. I only had read the tips that I felt I needed; I did not read the entire book. Yet a lot of the advice in this book is still very much Common Sense applicable to today's standards, In Person and Friendship First and Foremost when developing a deep, authentic mutual relationship with your chosen, or more encouraged destined partner as you have seen them in your dreams at a younger age and over the years. And I add, be sure to know and love yourself with soul searching, so you can manifest the same from your partner. Also, write a list of the ideal characteristics you'd like in your partner; doing so is essentially making a sincere prayer to manifest them before you eventually. Patience and awareness is worth it. If you find many Dej'a Vu moments with them, then You Deeply, Authentically Know it was meant to be and to pursue keeping the relationship strong and alive as best as you can without letting them go to someone else. Let Light Power and better Intuition guide you on this.

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====First Sonic the Hedgehog drawing by JCWCSP====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $1,000

{{quotebox|I drew this lovely simple piece back in mid to late 1991 shortly after [[Sonic]] inspired me from a Sega Genesis demo unit at the Sears in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]]. I had not signed it when I drew it, but I channeled my past self and signed it, albeit with the [[Christopher's name change|earlier name]], as opposed to my present name of Christian at the time. This drawing had been preserved in a plastic picture frame all of this time. I realize and appreciate the irony of the arm colour used at the time when this was drawn. [[Sonic Boom protests|Sonic's arms are, and always have been, tan in colour]], regardless.

I reiterate that this was drawn in 1991 after I had turned 9 years old and after feeling the resonance after playing Sonic the Hedgehog for the very first time at the Sears in Fashion Square Shopping Center. Comes with drawing and authenticity certificate.

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====G3 My Little Pony - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85 ($75 sale)

{{quotebox|I do not recall this G3 pony's name, but she was one that survived the house fire of Janurary 10, 2014. Now with a more unique mane and tail that sets her apart as a pony with greater character.

Comes with Authenticity Certificate.

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====Lego Department Store - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I had the LEGO modular Department Store build; it also melted quite a bit in the House Fire of 2014. I believe this was either the second or top floor of the building. I had replaced the set and rebuilt it since. Regardless, this still makes a great piece of art to display.

Comes with building as pictured with Authenticity Certificate. Most pieces are permanently fused together.

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====Melted School Third Floor - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|I had built the stud-to-stud replica of Heartlake High School, dedicated it to Manchester High School with internals and details inspired by M.H.S. The top floor of the building melted in the housefire of January 10, 2014. This was the third floor of the original building. There are more melted pieces that will be identified and offered soon enough. But it does make for a good art display piece, regardless.

Since the event, the school, with the first floor being salvageable, was reconstructed with new parts, bricks and pieces acquired with the help of State Farm Insurance and the good LEGO people. Comes with Authenticity Certificate. Most pieces are now fused together permanently.

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====Melted Werewolf on House Top - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|I had the Haunted House set from the LEGO Monsters line; the original I had melted some in the housefire of 2014, along with the perching werewolf on top. I had replaced the set since. Regardless, this still makes for a good display of art.

Comes with Authenticity Certificate, most pieces are permanently and forever stuck together.

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====Uncharted Melted Nathan - 2014 Housefire====
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85 ($75 sale)

{{quotebox|I had the Uncharted 2 Limited Edition, complete with this figure; the figure melted some in the house fire of January 10, 2014. It still makes for a good display art piece. Comes with figure and Authentication Certificate.

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=====Music CDs, burned from 2000s-2010s=====
{{quote|Handmade by JCWCSP, Comes with Certificate}}
======Backstreet 3-in-1 - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|Years ago, Burger King had sold three CDs featuring songs from the Backstreet Boys; this disc should have all of the tracks from the three CDs, but checking online through Google, that may or may not have been the case. There may have been repeated tracks between the discs which would have been omitted. I also had the VHS; I may still have it, but that's to be confirmed.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's.
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======Beauty and the Beast OST - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Chipmunks Christmas - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I am a fan of Alvin, Simon and Theodore, and I felt want to burn this CD for myself about a couple of decades ago.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Destiny's Child - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85 ($75 sale)

{{quotebox|I burned this CD about a couple of decades ago, since I liked some of Destiny's Child's songs.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Easy Listening Music Choices - Original DVD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|More in the recent years prior to mid-2020, on Xfinity Cable, I found and enjoyed the Music Choice channels, and I liked having the Easy Listening channel play in the background while I slept, and sometimes during other works. So I burned a DVD of a few hours of those tracks. Couple of personal favourites from that channel were "That Happy Feeling" from Bert Kaempfert, and this one song where I remember the tune and one lyric, "Time is now; you got to let it go. dun, dun-dun-dun, dun, dun, dun"; something like that.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Great Moments of Opera - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Hallmark Fallen Angel - Original DVD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I believe I recorded this movie for Mister C. and Barbara back about a couple of decades ago.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Hallmark's The Christmas Carol - Original DVD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I believed I recorded this movie for Mister C. and Barbara about a couple decades ago.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======In the Pink - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Judy Garland Christmas Album - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such. And who doesn't love Judy Garland and her singing chops ("Wizard of Oz", "Meet Me in St. Louis" and so on).

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Linda Ronstadt (En Espanol) - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such. Linda Ronstadt was quite the singer, as everyone may know from her guest starring time in the "Mr. Plow" episode of the Simpsons; she has more in her repertoire than that.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Mandy Moore, I Wanna be With You - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I burned this CD, since I liked some of Mandy Moore's songs.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Mardi Gras - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: A Rock Adventure - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I had the original Audio Cassette tape of this album; couldn't find the CD, so I burned it to disc from tape about a couple of decades ago. They lost me when during "Power Rangers Lost In Space", [[Revive Zordon|they killed Zordon after finding him again]]. I tried to get into the next season as it aired, but an episode or two in, it just couldn't vibe or resonate with me. Lots of appreciation and respect for Jason David Frank; a great inspirational individual, despite what circumstances he had. He contributed a lot.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Movie Gallery's Singles Hits - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I believe I had got the music from this CD from a Movie Gallery (video rental store) over two decades ago, picking the tracks that I liked from them.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Pokémon Trading Card Game - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|I personally designed/printed the inserts and label and burned this CD with choice music for playing the Pokemon Trading Card Game, or just to enjoy in general.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Radio Classics - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I was given a bunch of audio cassette tapes with various old broadcasted radio shows on them. I burned one tape onto this CD, which included a bit of Red Skelton on it.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Sing-A-Longs For Madeline - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|Madeline is a cousin of mine, last heard living with her family either in Red Oak or Chesterfield, VA. She was younger than me. I burned the CD for her as a present with sing-a-long classics. This was my copy of the CD with personally printed inserts and label.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Songs 4 Kellie - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100 (sold out)

{{quotebox|I burned a CD for Kelly, which I gave her a copy of. This was my copy of the disc with personally printed inserts and label.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Songs Between Friends, A CD for Christian + Sarah - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100 (sold out)

{{quotebox|I had designed and printed the inserts and label for this personally burned CD. I gave a copy to Sarah. This was my copy. She and I have long lost touch with each other.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Sonic Adventure Soundtrack - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|I burned this CD with songs from Sonic Adventure, recorded from the Sega Dreamcast game, designing the label and insert, personally.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Sonic, The Hedgehog Classics Album - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I burned this CD with music straight from the Sega Genesis game cartridge in Genesis/32X/CD, designing the label and insert, personally.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Space Jam Soundtrack - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I burned this copy of the songs of Space Jam after having lost or misplaced the original CD I had.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Spike Jones and the City Slickers - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85

{{quotebox|I like Spike Jones and his zany music that used jugs, kazoos and washboards for instruments, designing the label and inserts, personally.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Spike Jones and the City Slickers ALT DISC - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $85 ($75 sale)

{{quotebox|I like Spike Jones and his zany music that used jugs, kazoos and washboards for instruments, designing the label, personally; somehow forgot to print the label for this one.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

=====Music CDs, Multiple Discs=====
{{quote|Combos for larger albums}}
======Christian's Anime World 2 Disc Album - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $120

{{quotebox|Definitely Mix Tape selections between these two discs, as these contain various songs from Anime that I watched and liked. Some of which I have completely watched the series, or at least a lot of in regards to Pokemon. I compiled and printed the inserts and labels, personally.

Includes two personally made discs and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, discs may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's.

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======Glen Miller + 2 disc Album - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $120 ($100 sale)

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such. Also, I am a fan of Mister Glen Miller and his band; they made classic greats and covers that were part of what I grew up with.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's. }}

======Songs of the Century, 8 Disc 5 Volume Pack - Original CD Burned and Decorated by JCWCSP======
*Listed 20 [[September 2024]]
*Price: $200 ($175 sale)

{{quotebox|For a little while, Mister C., my father, wanted more music for his collection that was spanned through records, 8-Track, audio cassettes, VHS tapes and some CDs. For Personal and Private use, he asked me to borrow a few audio media from the library, since I figured out how to burn CDs and DVDs back about almost two decades ago or so. This disc was one of which. This is still considered Mix Tape media as such. Also, I am a fan of Mister Glen Miller and his band; they made classic greats and covers that were part of what I grew up with.

Includes personally made disc and authenticity certificate. Case may be cracked or discolored, disc may occasionally skip/pause. Most in this collection were made around late 90's, early to mid 2000's.

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'''Cwclight''' is a website run by Chris and possibly [[Praetor]] that was created in [[September 2024]] to sell items and post blog updates. The website was [[Introducing Cwclight - My new website|officially announced for the public in a video]] on 20 [[September 2024]].

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