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2016-01-08T01:17:37Z

KiraYamato:

CWC's Adult Chronicles - HEXBox One version

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles

2016-01-08T01:15:55Z

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{{Honest}}
{{Quote|And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|Adult Life]] straight from my tortured [[heart level|heart]] and soul. I will bring the [[CWC Fighter|pain]] to the [[Jerkops]], I will kick [[Mary Lee Walsh]] into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric-Hedgehogs]], my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], my Closest [[Gal-Pals]] who I've grown to love; [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]] to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my [[Naitsirhc|Dark Half]]. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between [[Nintendo Wii]], PlayStation 2 and [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] (with downloadable content); screw the [[Hex Bawx|HEX-Box]].|From [[An Important Update]].}}
[[File:SchuComic10P97.jpg|thumb|250px|Probably the most unintentionally accurate depiction of how Chris views real adult life]]
[[File:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|250px|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs]]

'''''Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles''''' is [[Chris]]'s ill-conceived, [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]] [[video game]] idea where one plays as Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]] and kill [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life.

The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for [[Sony|PS2]], [[PS3]], and [[Wii]], it should absolutely never be made for the [[HEXBox]].

== Cover ==
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as [[Wikipedia:Awesome Possum|''Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt'']], which also sucked, but probably not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.

References made on box art:
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]] symbol underneath CWC's foot.
*The cracked helmet of [[Mary Lee Walsh]].
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sub-Episode 4]].
*The [[Jerkhief]]'s delicious wooden badge, referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]
*The remains of the purple staff containing [[Count Graduon]].
*[[Naitsirhc]]'s blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing [[homos]]exual makeover .
*The [[Robotnik]] medallion that [[Sonic]] showed [[Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 1#Episode 5: "Informal Meeting"|Episode 5]].
*Chris's [[Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest).
*[[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] with a [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichu license plate]].
*Chris is shown wearing the [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].

For a time, the ''Adult Chronicles'' illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original [[PS3]]. Chris preserved that cover as a "memento" after [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying the console]], but then transplanted it onto a new (old [[obesity|fat]] model) PS3 that he got with [[Monthly tugboat|your money]] shortly afterwards.

==[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]'s response to the game==
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==(Fanmade) CWC Adult Chronicles==
In [[June 2014]], a demo was released of an actual, fan-made adult chronicles game; which in [[December 2014|December]] was upgraded to its alpha stage. The game itself is still in the making, but needless to say, is quite high quality for a flash [[Parody|parody]]; proving, [[Asperchu|yet again]], that even when purposely making something terrible in response to Chris, it can still turn out good, if not better than the [[Sonichu (comic)|original piece]]. The website, featuring trailers, updates, and of course, the game, can be found [http://maplechan22.wix.com/cwcadultchronicles here].

In [[November 2015]], Chris discovered the fangame's existence. Nevertheless, he [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|was not pleased]].

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2016-01-08T01:14:30Z

KiraYamato: CWC's Adult Chronicles - HexBox One version

CWC's Adult Chronicles - HexBox One version

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2016-01-08T01:13:34Z

KiraYamato: CWC's Adult Chronicles - PS4 version

CWC's Adult Chronicles - PS4 version

A-Logs

2015-12-20T06:33:01Z

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[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|The original A-Log in all his glory.]]
[[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question; the title and thumbnail are enough.]]
[[File:ILoveRobotR34AndMeNotBeingChrisCompletelyJustifiesIt.jpg|thumb|"Hey, at least it's not Chris-Chan doing it."]]

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{{Protip|This article is about the term "A-Logging", not about Anthony LoGatto himself. Information on the latter should go to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.}}
{{quote|What Saddam did in the [[Father Call|Gulf War]] was potatoes to what [[Chris]] has done.|A-Log providing a helpful example of A-Logging.}}

'''A-Logging''' is a term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for Chris, often including wishing him physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that Chris is "guilty" of. The people who do this are known as '''A-Logs''', and are considered at the other end of the spectrum from [[white knight]]s; where white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to, and then some. A-Logs are sometimes interchangeably referred to as [[weens]], as many A-Logs also tend to be weens and vice-versa, although weening has a different meaning to A-Logging, namely unfunny or failed attempts at trolling Chris. While once fashionable, A-Logging has become associated with people trying to "trollshield" themselves, like the original A-Log, and therefore is looked down upon by Christorians.

The term originates from '''Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto''', a [[YouTube]]r who is known for making commentaries on Chris, which are often considered to be the worst ever made. He often points out the obvious (a no-no in the commentary community) instead of making points about what Chris is doing is wrong, and goes on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) who needs to have harm inflicted upon him. However, A-Log's monomania led trolls to wonder what he was trying to hide, leading to them doing a bit of research on him. The result was that A-Log became known as "Chris-Chan 2.0" because, as it happened, he had several faults similar to Chris himself, and could be considered worse than Chris. Among other things, he is a furry, has made terrible erotic fanfiction, is doing a laughable college radio show (from which he was almost fired after being caught [[Mass debating|watching]] [[Bob Walks In|porn]] in the studio), did some awkward interviews at WolfDork.com, was the subject of a leaked video of him doing a painfully bad stand-up routine, and much, much more. Ultimately, A-Log became subject to trolling himself, and is the inspiration for this very term. At one point, A-Log even received his own wiki called the "Logattopedia", which was relatively short-lived and unpopular. He also spawned the phrase "Hi, A-Log!", used to mock A-Logs.

==Features of A-Logging==
There are a few qualities which are common in A-Logs, and many of them can be seen in the original A-Log's commentaries.

===Justifications for trolling Chris===
Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. A-Logs therefore try to justify trolling him by arguing that, regardless of his [[autism]] and other undiagnosed problems, he has shown that he is a bad person who "deserves" to be trolled. Many A-Logs are themselves autistic, and they can often be heard making arguments along the lines of Chris "giving autistics a bad name." Others will appeal to his many instances of bigotry (most of them debatable) as reasons to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.

While Chris has done some horrible things, including [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|cursing his former friend Megan Schroeder for trolling him]] (which of course, she didn't) and [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with his car]], it is still somewhat ironic that A-Logs think the best recourse is to wish him death and curse him back. Not to mention, they tend to ignore the factors that led Chris to behave in this way--unsurprisingly, unbridled malevolence is never one of them, as discussed in further detail below.

===Trollshielding===
Often times, people who A-Log Chris do so to "[https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Troll_Shielding trollshield]", that is, to avoid becoming subject to trolling themselves. Like A-Log himself, they tend to have many traits in common with Chris; they generally have an autism spectrum disorder, still live with their parents well into adulthood, are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, are sexually frustrated virgins, have trouble socializing and forming relationships, or are fixated on cartoons, toys and other things that most people their age would have little interest in beyond their nostalgic value. Some perhaps have even more faults than Chris, especially bizarre fetishes, as seen in the case of A-Log himself. However, A-Logs will argue that at least they are "not like Chris" and are fervent in their vitriolic condemnations of Chris so that people don't troll them instead. More often than not, as in the case of the original A-Log, this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolling.

==Arguments against A-Logging==
While Chris is far from perfect, it is generally accepted that calling for him to be harmed or abused like A-Logs do merely legitimizes Chris's sense of victimization, and makes the A-Logs themselves look sociopathic and unbalanced.

===Chris is not Hitler===
While the [[CWCki]] certainly doesn't vindicate any of the bad or stupid things Chris has done, what A-Logs ''must'' understand is that Chris, while he may not exactly be a likable person, isn't guilty of "crimes" that must be punished with violence or abuse. We really shouldn't need to point out that Chris being compared to people like Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler is at best hyperbolic, and at worst, utter insanity. Hitler was responsible for the death of nearly 11 million civilians during World War II.<ref>[http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/36qs.html 36 Questions & Answers About the Holocaust]</ref> Hussein actively persecuted and murdered almost 200,000 Kurds and Shiite Muslims.<ref>[http://civilliberty.about.com/od/internationalhumanrights/p/saddam_hussein.htm]</ref> Chris's antics hardly compare to the atrocities committed by two feared and reviled dictators; he's just a gullible idiot who spends his time trying to hit on women (very badly) and make them his [[sweetheart]]s, [[Tomgirl|crossdressing]] and playing [[vidya]].

While he ''is'' quite prone to [[rage]] and has a noted tendency to wish [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|very unpleasant]] [[death threats|things]] on those who wrong him, it should be plain to see that he is simply too lazy, weak, cowardly and incompetent to actually carry out whatever he threatens. After all, do you really think a man who [[Don't Mess With Me|took 20 seconds to open a Swiss Army knife]] is capable of killing anyone? Plus, there's only [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris's Attitude at the GAMe PLACe|one extant account]] of him even getting close to fighting someone, and in that instance, he pussied out, so it seems that even Chris himself knows that there could only be [[Kick the Autistic|one outcome]] if he ever tried to get violent with anyone. Moreover, when taking Chris's childlike mental state into account, it's also quite possible he doesn't fully understand the gravity of what he wishes upon people when making death threats, especially when he's blinded by anger.

Chris is also known to exact violent retribution from those who have wronged him in his fictional works, which A-Logs tend to use as evidence of him being evil or psychopathic. For example, he is known to have beaten up representations of his real-life enemies in ''[[Soul Calibur]]'', and subjected some of them to particularly gruesome deaths in the ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu]]'' [[Sonichu 10|comics]]. However, not only are these gory episodes in [[CWCville]] isolated incidents, but again, one must remember that he is resorting to this because he is sensible enough to realize that he could not do this in real life, due to his own weakness and because he knows he'll be punished for it, which is, in itself, an encouraging sign. Moreover, even if this were taken to be evidence of a violent streak, it does not merit abuse or punishment because obviously, he hasn't actually hurt anyone except an NPC in ''Soul Calibur''. While violent fantasies like these ''do'' merit anger management classes and/or a few sessions with a psychiatrist, they are ''not'' a green light for A-Logs to demonize Chris; he's mentally ill, and as such needs help, not hate.

Even compared to many other infamous Internet personalities, Chris is actually fairly benign. While many A-Logs tend to justify their actions by arguing Chris could someday act on his fantasies and commit violence or even rape, they tend to forget about people who have actually done those things. For perspective, fellow lolcow [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Vade Vade] is widely believed to have intentionally caused her boyfriend to commit suicide in order to gain sympathy on Tumblr. She then used this sympathy to build a sizable legion of followers who would spam any Tumblr user Vade deemed offensive or unworthy, for a time she practically ruled the site like a micro-dictatorship. Yet for some reason countless A-Logs direct their scorn at Chris even though his purported violent and authoritarian fantasies have remained exactly that.

A-Logs also tend to turn to the [[October 2011]] [[GAMe PLACe]] incident to try and portray Chris as a truly violent individual. More likely than not, Chris's actions on that day were the result of his mother's influence, his non-existent driving skills, and sheer blind panic rather than outright malevolence.<ref>[[28 October 2011#Email?|"Mom took the wheel"]]</ref><ref>[[DayOut|Chris exhibits poor judgement while driving]]</ref> Likewise, Chris's decision to visit a local [[GameStop]] despite being banned [[26 December 2014|and subsequent macing of an employee]] who tried to get him to leave were not the product of malevolence on Chris's part. It was caused by Chris's [[Chris and reality|assumption]] that he would be allowed in because he was [[Honor roll|in disguise]], and [[Ego|because he]] [[Autism|had decided]] that his ban didn't apply because he was there to buy, not to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize merchandise]], which had got him banned in the first place. Additionally, the leaked video of the incident shows Chris merely spraying at the employee's shirt rather than his face, which lends credence to Chris's own account that he was simply issuing a warning shot in case the employee tried to detain him, or merely spraying in his general direction as a parting "fuck you" to the staff [[Tomgirl|in an attempt to look sassy]], not trying to actually harm the man. All in all, the GameStop incident was caused not by a violent streak, but rather by Chris's persistent habit of trying to circumnavigate rules when they inconvenience him, and his tendency to forget the consequences of his actions.

===There's no legal defense over attacking Chris for real===
Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged with and possibly convicted for stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or a myriad of other possible charges). Whatever feelings you may have against Chris, there is no legal defense for taking the law into your own hands, and chances are you will end up with a life-changing felony conviction. In addition to this, part of the charm of watching Chris is in his eternal rage over a nonexistent enemy. Committing actual violence would only legitimize Chris's victim complex.

===Chris's beliefs are simply ignorant, not supremacist===
While Chris has held some politically incorrect, even bigoted opinions in the past, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. One must consider that Chris was raised by and has spent his entire life around [[Borb|2 elderly, disturbed rednecks]]. Of ''course'' he has socially unacceptable beliefs on controversial topics such as race and sexuality--they were given to him by people whose every word he has unquestioningly accepted since he was young.

Aside from this, Chris's discomfort around black people likely has more to do with [[Bob]]'s influence and his own failure to understand social norms. Chris simply doesn't understand that one does not announce to the world one is discomforted by African-Americans; this is far from the outright ideology of white supremacy that your average neo-Nazi would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him. Chris's notable offenses have been applying stereotypes to and picking on the black kids who defeated him in [[TCGs]] at the GAMe PLACe, as well as using "Jew" as a pejorative against [[Michael Snyder]], who Chris inaccurately thinks is Jewish, and taking photos of an elderly black woman who was giving him "a hard time" and putting it on Facebook without her permission. One of Chris's grievances, if you can call it that, is that non-white women don't fit his ideal vision of a [[sweetheart]], which he constantly fails to properly articulate; it is entirely possible for a non-racist white man to not be sexually attracted to non-white women. Chris has also used the racial slur of "nigger" in a few of his means of communication, though he shows some degree of reservation where he uses this word. During the [[Lars Call]], Chris showed great apprehension towards using the word "nigga" and only did so when Lars gave him implicit permission. One of the most famous instances of Chris's use of the word "nigger" is in his video confronting [[Surfshack Tito]] on his trolling efforts.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb#Video|On camera use of the word "nigger"]]</ref> In this video, Chris's racism is often found humorous as Tito is Hawaiian, not black. Moreover, Chris's usage of the word in [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]] is the result of it being an adaptation of a song from the racially-charged show ''[[Adult Swim|The Boondocks]]'', and pure laziness to change every racist part in the song to homophobic parts. When one examines Chris's use of the word, he does not show any understanding of the complexity, history, proper context, or underlying implications of the slur.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Chris's liberal use of "nigger"]]</ref> He simply repeats it blindly as he knows that it is edgy and offensive to black people.

In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill-informed at best, again, Bob is the likely source of Chris's dislike of homosexuals,<ref>[[Matthew Noble call#Transcript|"[...]conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay[...]"]]</ref><ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|"[...]and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me."]]</ref> not to mention the fact that Chris has had very little friendly interaction with ''anyone'', never mind true homosexuals. It is also worth noting that trolls are at least partially to blame for his hatred of homosexuals, as they would often pretend to be homosexuals, or spam his websites with homoerotic images, to get under his skin, not to mention that they often pretended to be black for the same reasons. As a result, Chris, in his autism, began to believe that all trolls are gay black men, thus cementing his disdain for both homosexuals and black people, as he thought they were responsible for the trolling he was subject to. A-Logs also like to appeal to his attempts to "cure all the homos" with a vaccine made with his blood in the comics as proof positive of his homophobia. While this may be so, it is often seen as unintentionally funny by Christorians--not only because it shows his ignorance of science, but also because vaccines are made with dead cells infected with the disease they are curing--meaning that Chris unknowingly implied that he was gay. In short, Chris is ''not'' the Westboro Baptist Church--he doesn't go around picketing the funerals of dead gays, nor is he head of a power-lobbying group against LGBT individuals in Washington. He's just a redneck who's too indoctrinated by his parents and unused to minorities, or the concept of people being different to him, to know better.

It is also worth noting that with Bob gone, and [[Barb]] soon to follow, Chris has begun to emerge from his parents' influence, and has back-pedalled on his bigotry towards minorities. In particular, Chris has begun to express his desire to become a lesbian transwoman, and has accordingly publicly apologized for his old bigotry towards homosexuals, first on Facebook, and later [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|in a YouTube video]], and he has become a staunch supporter of LGBTIQ rights. He has even been attending [[Impulse Gay Social Club|gay bars]], the one thing he said he'd never do.

===Chris just cannot get a job===
Some A-Logs contend that Chris is a bad person because he "steals" [[taxpayer money]]. What is almost always overlooked by A-Logs who make this claim is that it wasn't Chris who applied for social security disability; it was Bob who applied for it and convinced Chris that he would make more from disability benefits than working at a minimum wage job. Realistically, Chris didn't have any say in the matter because Bob was the head of the house, and as such it was at his whim that Chris had food, shelter and clothing.

So why doesn't Chris "get off his lazy butt and earn his keep"? Well, because there are a couple of very difficult barriers that stand in his way that many A-Logs simply don’t take into consideration.

First, there is the bureaucratic red tape and regulations involved in someone working full-time while receiving disability benefits. Ironically, it isn't Chris sitting around playing video games day after day while living on government handouts that would likely get him in trouble for disability fraud, it would be working full-time at a minimum wage job while still getting a disability check that would get him in trouble.

Second, there is the issue of Chris's lack of preparation for independent living, as well as his lack of coaching in finding a job and being able to keep it. Moreover, given the existence of this wiki, and the fact that it is standard these days for employers to Google potential employees, it would more likely than not take someone working in human services or in the employment field (that has ''extremely'' good connections) and a job coach (on a long-term basis) to convince a skeptical employer to give Chris a realistic chance at successfully getting and keeping a job. In addition, given Chris's rap sheet, even under ideal circumstances Chris's chances at decent employment may be slim at best. Chris has been convicted for the events of 28 October 2011 and 26 December 2014, which would deter potential employers, regardless of his ability to perform to tasks they set him. While it may sound attractive to the uninformed to "[[Kick the Autistic|kick his ass]]" when it comes to Chris working, in reality there are deep-seated issues that go way beyond the expertise of a few trolls, and no amount of A-Logging can change this.

===Chris is just an idiot===
Chris is not mentally retarded as defined by medical standards and [[Exposing Jeff|as he claims]]. His IQ is within normal range. What trips him up is his lack of common sense. He actually believed that an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He used to insist that he'd had many [[sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and never seemed to find it curious that they all either died, disappeared, or were unmasked as trolls. He is an easy mark, not a criminal mastermind.

===Most people can avoid being trolled===
Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who follow Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered in their minds "Finally, here's someone who's more pathetic than ''I'' am!"

But before you fall into the fallacy of believing that vociferously condemning Chris will save you from the same fate, remember that having embarrassing traits like Chris's ''doesn't'' automatically make you subject to the sort of trolling Chris has had. It ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but what's more important is how ''you'' respond to the ridicule. You could be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll [[Laughs Under Lucricities|under lucricities]], and give the trolls power over you just like Chris did.

Or you could laugh with them at your faults, or even just ignore them and go about your business. Trolls generally aren't interested in people they can't coax a reaction out of. This vital recognition is something Chris never managed, and what set him down the path to perennial trolling in the first place. All in all, if you don't want to end up like him, A-Logging isn't the way to do it. But avoiding the myriad of mistakes Chris and A-Log made is.

==The Hall of A-Logging Shame==
In this section, the CWCki has compiled several comments (and plenty more to come) from A-Logs on YouTube and elsewhere.

{{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]](such as myself) "fakers". he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on an original upload of an A-Log video.}}

{{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded into the fucktardian [[Duck|PENIS]] we know & despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna [[wikipedia:Mass Transit incident (professional wrestling)|destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!]]|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on an older A-Log video.}}

{{quote|actually, I think I prefer putting many bullets in this faggots head instead.|hanchiman on the [[FUTURE MESSAGE]].}}

{{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's older videos, referring to Bob's death.}}

{{quote|Mostly because I was hoping the video would end with him getting shot dead. by the [[Ruckersville]] [[Jerkops|police]]. You can imagine how disappointed I am to find him still alive and kicking when the video is over.|CKO92 on YouTube, reacting over the [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Lego High School]] video.}}

{{quote| You fucking brony piece of shit, go kill yourself. If i was your mother i would have an abortion.|randomletters on the Lego High School video.}}

{{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow autistics and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]] dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}

{{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account- comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]] and advocating genocide.}}

{{quote|Guess whose house burned down today. CHRIS-CHAN!|Bad Webcomics Wiki, gloating on their Facebook Page about [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burning down]].}}

{{quote|HAHAHAHAHA|A response by the Bad Webcomics Wiki when a troll calls them out for the above.}}

{{quote|Sadly, yes.|Another post from the Bad Webcomics Wiki's Facebook Page, when told that Chris survived the fire.}}

{{quote|Words cannot adequately describe my '''utterly''' all-encompassing hatred and disgust for the grotesque entity that is Christian Weston Chandler. You Christian, are a shamelessly gruesome, inhuman monster. Everything you do and say only adds to your, almost incomprehensibly massive, list of atrocities. Were I to load up http://www.sonichu.com or some other Chris-Chan-related news source and saw that you finally died a death which properly corresponded to what you've inflicted upon this world, it would be the happiest day of my life.

Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life.|ephewe, on [[I Love You, Catherine]].}}

{{quote|Listen, you fat, autistic piece of shit. I've tolerated you so far because you're going to be my new neighbor, but this is the last straw. You traipse around your yard carrying blow up dolls and singing awkwardly, not to mention I can constantly hear you screaming at your mother. I am serious considering finishing cleaning this lot and selling this property to someone better equipped to handle someone like you. I was well within the city ordinances with this controlled brush burn. Also, if I see any other videos of me on my lot portraying me in a negative light, I will take up a libel suit with you.|Mac Slims, trying much too hard to pretend to be Chris's neighbor.}}

{{quote|God I fucking hate this piece of shit. I hope he dies.|JAZZ HANDS, on the [[26 December 2014|GameStop assault]] video.}}

{{quote|Why the fuck is he still alive!?

God, I mean, the guy looks ridiculous, he is also racist and an anti-social idiot that attacks people for no reason, and now he's a fucking burglar!? What's next, he will become the next Hitler?|Rafael Gutierrez, on the GameStop assault video.}}

{{quote|Yes people, THIS is the person Chris's trolls have been whiteknighting and pussing out on trolling because hes "had enough done to him" seriously, give me a break, this guy is an asshole and deserves anything that happens to him because its his OWN DAMN FAULT|TheMojoCorps, on the GameStop assault video.}}

{{quote|shut up you fatass faggot. go jump off a cliff and die.|Boner Dix, responding to a YouTube comment left by Chris}}

{{quote|Why can't this fucking freak of nature just die already?!!?!|Gogol ginn, on "The Best of Chris-Chan, Vol. 1"}}

{{quote|Someone strangle this fucker to death. Please.|Darkside780 on [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]}}

{{quote|I just saw a semi-censored version. WHO THE FUCK MAKES THESE KINDS OF VIDS? He's acting like a retard and at the same time running around naked. I wish this man a slow, painful, death. I don't care about the lulz he gives us. This man is disturbing,creepy, and should not be allowed to join society.|thesideshowman212 on [[CWCFlyingElephants]]}}

{{quote|Proof perfect that autists should be dumped in the nearest alligator pit when their condition becomes apparent.|GalVorbak on the [[Sign Destruction Video]]}}

{{Quote|<poem>Whatever happened to predictability?
This crazy manchild doing weird shit each week.
Now he's left the internet, someone tell me please,
When will he die so I can throw a party?
Bob's as mean as I've ever seen
and Barbara's still coddling him
We've manipulated him for so damn long,
He's like an autistic sim,
Every time you look (everywhere),
There's a tard (There's a tard),
A retard to bully,
Every time you look (everywhere)
There's that face (dead-eyed stare),
To troll and to annoy.</poem>|videogamenostalgia, on [[FullHouse]]}}

{{Quote|I'd like to see someone argue that all human beings are worthy of life after watching chris's videos|xXJakethesnake117Xx, on [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]}}

{{Quote|ugh i hope chris chan dies a painful death i mean i think he makes the japanese look like stero-types.|evil-vivianne, on the CWC Soundboard on DeviantART}}

==See Also==
*[[Weening]], another type of failed trolling, and a key aspect of A-Logging

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto on Encyclopedia Dramatica]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgieBoyReturns YouTube: The A-Log Archive]
*[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth look on A-Logging.]

[[Category: Trolling]]

Chris humps his PS3

2014-08-19T02:07:34Z

KiraYamato: /* Fan videos */

{{Honest}}

[[Image:Vidya reaction to cwc.jpg|thumb|/v/'s reaction]]

{{Quote|I humped it for eight [[Obesity|sweating]] minutes, and I just gave you the song and dance [...] If I am NOT satisfied with FULL Return of my Accounts AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' [[Stress|TORMENT AND TORTURE]], it will be ON your head and In your [[Dreams|nightmares]].|Chris to [[Jack]]<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris]] '''humping his beloved [[PS3]]''' was leaked onto [[4-cent garbage]]'s /v/, and was later put up on Chris's '''IBAChandlar''' [[YouTube]] account. In it, Chris makes love to his "Life Upgrade" for eight minutes, although he can only stay standing for the first minute. What might at first seem to be just an impressive display of fanboyism is actually a desperate plea for the return of his international [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, seemingly being held to ransom by the irrational expert hacker [[Jack Thaddeus]].

Chris himself sat in on an [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC chat]] where a coterie of [[trolls]] planned the making of the video, where he believed that he had effectively hidden his identity. Bits of Chris's monologue are simply repetitions of what he heard during the chat.

In his wisdom, Thaddeus never returned the PSN accounts to this day.
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==Video==
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| name = Chris humps his PS3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|lVwiROEIHic}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Subject Matter = {{Sex|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy|text}}
| Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Cwc dare]]
| next = [[CWC "Boyfriend"]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{infobox
| title = Statistics
| image = [[Image:rankS.jpg]]
| label1 = Damn Count | data1 = 42
| label2 = Fuck Count | data2 = 21
| label3 = Give (X) Count | data3 = 23
| label4 = Jack Thaddeus Count | data4 = 17
| label5 = Number of Humps | data5 = 1173
| label6 = Avg. Humps Per Second | data6 = 2.23
}}

(A lot of grunting.)

Oh, damn you Sack Thaddic—[[Jack Thaddeus]], give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I'm so damn stupid. I've got a goddamn motherfucking six-inch cock with four-inch di-a-me-ter BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLS. I hope you—

Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. Give them back to me, begging you, humping nearly on motherfucking knees. You are so ...damn. This is the worst of...blackmail. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those out-of-country accounts.

I don't know if I could do this any better. But I'm doing this damn, damn, damn motherfucking hump! Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, motherfucking heavy, motherfucking heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, like a woman, with heavy-weight body type and damn G-cup breasts. It's a torture. It's a pain.

Making me have to do this for eight damn minutes. So, damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and hold up your end of the bargain like you promised and leave me the motherfucking alone. Go bother somebody else you damn...

(panting)

Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks accounts, you expert hacker! You, you ir—rational expert! Motherfucking burning-in-hell hacker! I don't even know how you even got the damn information about those five in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, give me back my PlayStation Network accounts!

This hurts! Oh this hurts! Oh this motherfucking hurts... motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. Oh, and some motherfucking master of obvious social inquiries with damn drug deals, damn cocaine, got a family somewhere, someway or another, Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, motherfucking idiots. This really is a pain! It hurts, it hurts. Hey guys, dang, dang, this so motherfucking heavy.

I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! [[The_MovingForward_videos|Kill the Xbox!]] New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—[[IRC_(23_July_2009)| makes you do a 360° and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor_Roll|whatever the half of 360°]] is. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350—360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn, damn, damn, damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those... out of... United States of America accounts.

Give 'em all back. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. ''Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em back. Jack Thaddeus, motherfuckin' bastard. Think you're so, oh yeah, you so tough.'' You think you man. Some day you're gonna fall. You're gonna fall and God help you when you fall. You'll be down to hell, but I guess you don't care 'bout that. You're just a motherfucking prince of hacking and torturing. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, you Jack Thaddeus. Jack Thaddeus. ''Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my motherfucking PlayStation Network accounts. Hey hey, yeah yeah,'' [[CWC "Boyfriend" | I don't like your boyfriends. No way, no way. Girl, I think you need a new one. Hey hey, yeah yeah, girl, woman, I could be your boyfriend]]. 'Cause I am damn straight. Uh, damn rumors on the Internet from damn trolls make a mockery outta me and everything I do. That's drawn me down to quit drawing 'cause I lost motherfucking inspiration. Uh, damn, Jack Thaddeus give me back my PlayStation Network accounts.

==Fan videos==
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FUCK THE PS3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ws9MqtHzcz4}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Maker = IBAChandIer
| Subject =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris screws his Playstation
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6SbiSvMhor0}}
| Stardate = 05 November 2009
| Maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| Subject = Porn remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dvl5qFuWfxs}}
| Stardate = 05 November 2009
| Maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| Subject = Still Alive remix
}}

==See also==
* [[PS3]]
* [[Mass debating]]
* [[HEXBox]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?xfjhpodz1ze Download link]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PDFUNE61 Original file]
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{{References}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-24]]

Jason Kendrick Howell message

2014-08-19T02:00:08Z

KiraYamato: /* The Message */ Video deleted

The '''Jason Kendrick Howell voicemail message''' was [[Chris]]'s infantile-yet-laconic threat to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] in [[January 2009]]. In fact, Howell had nothing to do with the site's demise, for the mastermind was [[Clyde Cash|someone]] far more nefarious.

==Context==

On 6 January 2009, [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays contacted Chris]], claiming to be an employee of [[Nintendo]]. Mays said he had been assigned to redesign Sonichu.net as part of the cross-promotion of Sonichu and [[Animal Crossing]].

In fact, Gregg was really [[Clyde Cash]], seeking vengeance for the suicide of his [[Ryan Cash|little brother]] a few weeks earlier. By 8 January, Chris entrusted him with the password to the site, and in no time at all the site was vandalized. Unable to access the site to restore it, Chris accused Gregg of being a troll and changing the password to lock him out of his Tripod account. Gregg claimed he couldn't access the site either, and suggested that he could restore it if Chris reset the password to his account. Chris complied on 10 January, and soon the account was deleted altogether.

Then, on the 12th, Mays declared that he was Jason Kendrick Howell, a.k.a. Liquid Snake, the creator of the Chris-Chan page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. After taunting Chris and demanding he make videos for his amusement, Cash finally changed his mind on [[Gregg_Mays_E-mails#January_17.2C_2009|17 January]], and admitted that he was in fact Clyde Cash all along, and not Jason Kendrick Howell.

Chris ignored this revelation, thinking it was the Jason making up yet another alias. After all, Chris had long considered Howell to be the mastermind behind all of the trolls, while Clyde was new to the scene. Further, Chris sent the ''real'' Jason an angry voice mail, and gloated about this in response to a bewildered Clyde.

Meanwhile, the TRUE AND HONEST Jason Kendrick Howell, unaware of any of this, checked his messages and this was what he got...

==The Message==
{{Deletedvideo}}

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris-Chan Calls Jason Kendrick Howell
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|143KE4vJbo8}}
| Stardate = January 17, 2009; video uploaded July 19, 2014
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine
| Subject = Chris reacts to the hacking of Sonichu.net.
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] Saga [[Image:Miyamoto_saga.png]] [[Miyamoto]] Saga
| previous = Only
| next = Only
}}

==Transcript==
[[File:100_2214.JPG|thumb|What he intended to do to Jason]]
''Answering Machine:'' First saved message

Jason Kendrick Howell... 
You BASTARD! 
You ''BASTARD!'' 
You hacked into everything! You have driven me so [[Chris and English|beyond]] the wall, I can't even describe it! 
You're laughing now, but 
{{RageQuote|I PRAY YOU DEAD!}}
Goodbye!

==Alternative Transcriptions==
[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg|thumb|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]
Some argue Chris is actually saying "I'll ''break'' you dead", because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying "YOU HAPPY NAPPA (?!? no idea)", rather than "You're laughing now". Given his history of [[Speech impediment|communications]] [[Chris and English|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.

==Legacy==

Chris would attempt to re-establish his Sonichu website several times, only to be hacked and vandalized as before. In time, Chris would view Clyde Cash as the leader of the trolls, shifting his ire away from Jason. Throughout 2009, Chris would produce numerous videos directed at Clyde, threatening him, pleading with him, or challenging him.

The rage expressed in the message would become a familiar refrain in later sagas, as Chris would often cap off a round of trolling by screaming at his camera and uploading the footage to [[YouTube]].

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]]
*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
*[[Chris and Anger]]
*[[IRC (20 January 2009)]], Chris and Clyde's next encounter.
*[[Sonichu 10]], when we actually get to see Chris break someone dead.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?7300v5ztrt6oyh0 The audio recording]
*[http://db.tt/TZ56D6xe Audio mirror]
*A Jason Retrospective [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISr7Fq7EPY Part 1], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY Part 2], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndR1s5jIRQ Part 3], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_ySvT2Qg4 Part 4], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvpa89jZRU Part 5], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2-41BQvqU Part 6 (5.2)] Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the "I'll BREAK YOU DEAD" message.

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category: CWC-isms]]

A-Logs

2014-08-11T05:05:10Z

KiraYamato:

[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto was a YouTube commentator known for his commentaries on Chris's videos and harshly criticizing Chris while having many faults similar to Chris himself.]]
[[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question, the title and thumbnail is quite enough, thank you very much.]]

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{Protip|This article is about the term "A-Logging" and not about the person A-Log, so stop putting too many A-Log references until this turns into an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article about A-Log himself.}}

{{quote|What Saddam did in the [[Father Call|Gulf War]] was potatoes to what [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] has done.|A-Log, and an example of A-Logging}}

'''A-Logging''' is a term used to describe the practice of those who follow Chris who wish to inflict harm upon him, often physical, and often for perceived "crimes" that Chris is "guilty" of. Those who follow this practice are known as '''A-Logs'''. A-Logs are an opposite extreme to [[White knight|white knights]], whereas white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is beneath contempt and deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to and then some. While once fashionable, it has become a view associated with people who wish to "trollshield" themselves, and therefore is looked down upon by the greater CWC community.

The term originates from '''Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto''', a [[YouTube]] commentator who is known for providing commentary on Chris's videos, and often goes on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) and wishes harm to be inflicted on him. However, A-Log is notorious for being known as "Chris-Chan 2.0" because of his poorly-written erotic fanfiction, his radio show, his awkward interviews at WolfDork.com etc. It was this practice, among other things (including his own similarities to Chris himself), that led to A-Log becoming a trolling subject himself, and the inspiration of this very page.

==Motivations==
There are a few motivations which are common in A-Logs, as they are the motivations behind the original A-Log's commentaries.

===Justifications for trolling Chris===
Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. As a result, some people justify trolling him by arguing that he ''is'', in fact, a bad person who "deserves" to be trolled. One common argument is that "Chris gives [[autism|autistics]] a bad name." Others will appeal to his [[Chris and race|debatable racism]], [[homos|homophobia]], or [[Women's rights|sexism]] as excuses to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.

It was notable that Chris had done quite a lot of horrible deeds in his life - be it [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|cursing his former potential sweetheart Megan Schroeder for trolling him]] (which of course, she obviously didn't) or [[28 October 2011|running over Michael Snyder with his car]]. This motivated the A-Loggers to ironically wish him death and curse him.

===Trollshielding===
Often times, those who "A-Log" do so to "[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Troll_Shielding trollshield]" or avoid becoming troll victims as well. These people tend to have many traits in common with Chris - they too are autistic, still live at home beyond an appropriate age, are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, have trouble with romance, or are fixated on childish things. Some are perhaps even worse off than Chris. However, A-Logs will argue that they are "at least not like Chris" and are fervent in their urge to troll Chris so people don't troll them themselves. Often times, as in the case of the original A-Log this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolls.

==Arguments against A-Logs==

While Chris is far from perfect, there are those who believe that he is not exactly deserving of harm or extreme abuse that A-Logs would call for. This is reminiscent of the divided opinions in regards to [[BlueSpike]] and his style of trolling, with many disapproving of his extreme methods, but some who want a return to those more sadistic times.

===Chris is not Hitler===
Chris is not an utterly despicable person who is guilty of "crimes" that must be punished. Hitler was responsible for the death of nearly 11 million civilians during World War II.<ref>[http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/36qs.html 36 Questions & Answers About the Holocaust]</ref> For the most part, Chris is just a gullible idiot who spends his time playing [[video games|vidya]]. While he ''is'' quite prone to [[Chris and anger|rage]] and has a noted tendency to threaten people with violence and [[death threats|death]], it is generally understood that Chris is not competent enough to actually carry out any threats. There are only a few notable events in [[Sonichu_8|Sonichu]] and [[Sonichu_10|CWCville]] where Chris's fictional actions are violent. The October 2011 GAMe PLACe incident also seems to portray Chris as a truly violent individual. More likely than not, Chris's actions on that day were the result of his mother's influence, non-existent driving skills, and sheer blind panic rather than outright malevolence.<ref>[[28 October 2011#Email?|"Mom took the wheel"]]</ref><ref>[[DayOut|Chris exhibits poor judgement while driving]]</ref>

===Legal Liability===
Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged and possibly convicted of stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or any other possible charges that could be filed against someone). Whatever feelings a person may have against Christian Weston Chandler, there is no legal defense for someone taking the law into their own hands and subsequently ending up with a possible life-altering felony conviction. In addition to this, the charm of watching Chris is his eternal struggle against a nonexistent enemy. Committing actual violence would only legitimize Chris's victim complex.

====Chris's [[Chris and race|racism]] and [[Homos|homophobia]]====
While his views on race and homosexuality are not politically correct, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. Chris's discomfort for black people, while not politically correct, is arguably more from failing to understand social norms. Chris simply doesn't understand that one does not announce to the world one is discomforted by African-Americans; this is far from the outright ideology of white supremacy that your average KKK member would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him. Chris's notable offenses have been picking on and applying stereotypes to the black kids who defeated him in card games at [[The GAMe PLACe]], as well as using "Jew" as a pejorative against [[Michael Snyder]], who Chris inaccurately believes to be Jewish. One of Chris's grievances, if you can call it that, is that non-white women don't fit his ideal vision of a [[sweetheart]], which he constantly fails to properly articulate; it is entirely possible for a non-racist white man to not be sexually attracted to non-white women. Chris has used the racial slur of "nigger" in a few of his means of communication, though he shows some degree of reservation where he uses this word. During the [[Lars Call]], Chris shows great apprehension towards using the word "nigga" and only does so when Lars gives him implicit permission. One of the most famous instances of Chris's use of the word "nigger" is in his video confronting Surf Shack Tito on his trolling efforts.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb#Video|On camera use of the word "nigger"]]</ref> In this video, Chris's racism is often found humorous as Tito is meant to be of Hawaiian descent. When one examines Chris's use of the word, he does not show any understanding of the complexity, history, proper context, or underlying implications of the slur.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Chris's liberal use of "nigger"]]</ref> Once again, it is likely that Chris has been exposed to this word and chooses to repeat it blindly as he knows it that it is edgy and offensive to African-Americans.

In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill-informed at best, Chris is a rather ordinary person who is discomforted by homosexuals. Chris's father is the likely source of Chris's dislike of homosexuals as Chris has had very little friendly interaction with anyone, never mind true homosexuals.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call#Transcript|"[...]conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay[...]"]]</ref><ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|"[...]and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me."]]</ref> In short, Chris is ''not'' the Westboro Baptist Church- he is not involved in massive campaigns against homosexuals using inflammatory language or protests, nor is he head of a power-lobbying group against LGBT individuals in Washington.

====The tugboat====
Some A-Logs contend that Chris is a bad person because he "steals" [[tugboat|taxpayer]] money. What is almost always overlooked by A-Logs who make this claim is that it wasn’t Chris who applied for social security disability; it was [[Bob|his father]] who applied for Chris and it was he who convinced Chris that he would make more off of disability than working at a minimum wage job. Realistically, Chris didn’t have any say in the matter because Bob held all the purse strings when it came to Chris having food, shelter and clothing.

So why doesn’t Chris get off his “lazy butt and earn his keep”? Well, because there are a couple of very difficult barriers that stand in his way that many A-Loggers simply don’t take into consideration.

First, there is the bureaucratic red tape and regulations involved in someone who is on disability working full-time. Ironically, it isn’t Chris sitting around playing video games day after day receiving a government check that would likely get him in trouble for disability fraud, it would be working full-time at a minimum wage job while still getting a disability check that would get him in trouble.

Second, there is the issue of Chris's lack of preparation in independent living skills as well as his lack of coaching in finding a job and being able to keep it. Moreover, given Chris’s rather infamous reputation by people who have documented every unsavory aspect of his life, it would be more likely than not by taking someone working in human services or in the employment field (that has extremely strong networking and connections) and a job coach (on a long-term basis) to convince a skeptical employer to give Chris a realistic chance at successfully finding and keeping a job. In addition, given Chris's rap sheet, even under ideal circumstances Chris's chances at decent employment may be slim at best. Chris has been convicted for the events of [[28 October 2011]] which may deter potential employers, regardless of his ability to perform to tasks they set him. While it may sound attractive to the uninformed to "kick his ass" when it comes to Chris working, in reality there are deep-seated issues that go way beyond the expertise of a few trolls, and no amount of A-Logging can change this.

===Chris is just an idiot===
Chris is not mentally retarded as defined by medical standards. His IQ is within normal range. What trips him up is his lack of "street smarts" or common sense. He actually believed that an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He still insists that he's had many [[sweetheart|sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and doesn't find it curious that they suddenly die or disappear. He is an easy mark, not a criminal mastermind.

===Most people can avoid the trolls===
Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who are following Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered "Finally, here's someone who's far more pathetic than I am".

But these traits, in itself, ''don't'' make you trollable. They ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but it's an altogether different matter how you respond to that ridicule. You may give the people who laugh at you a mature response – laugh along with them at your own admitted faults, or just let the unwarranted criticism be what it is. Trolls certainly aren't interested in productive debate.

''Or'' you can be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll under lucricities, which is exactly what the trolls want.

Most people can recognize their own faults and try to cope with them. Chris cannot.

==Examples==
{{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]](such as myself) "fakers". he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos.}}

{{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded into the fucktardian [[Duck|PENIS]] we know & despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna [[wikipedia:Mass Transit incident (professional wrestling)|destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!]]|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos.}}

{{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos, referring to [[Bob Chandler]]'s death.}}

{{quote|Mostly because I was hoping the video would end with him getting shot dead. by the [[Ruckersville]] [[Jerkops|police]]. You can imagine how disappointed I am to find him still alive and kicking when the video is over.|CKO92 on YouTube reacting over [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Chris's recent video]].}}

{{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow [[Autism|autistics]] and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]] dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}

{{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account- comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]], and '''advocating genocide.'''}}

{{quote|Fine, make sure you light one where I can see it. Now, I want you to put it in your hand, I wanna see you get burned, you fucking dick. I want to see you see you get burned! I wanna see you get a fuckin' third-degree burn. I WANNA SEE YOU LOSE A FUCKING FINGER!!! Oh, and after— After you, uh— After you, uh, burn it? Shove it up your ass. How does that sound, Chris? Sound like your idea of a good time? Hey, Chris? Chris, wait. It's important. Dammit, listen. You can burn the [[medallion]] or shove it up your butt: make your choice. Ah, interrogating [[Autism|autistics]], it's so easy. It's so easy, especially with you, Chris. You. Dumb. Fuck. You make it all too easy. |[[Bluespike]].}}

{{quote|Guess whose house burned down today. CHRIS-CHAN!|Bad Webcomics Wiki, gloating on their Facebook Page about [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burning down]].}}

{{quote|HAHAHAHAHA|A response by the Bad Webcomics Wiki when a troll calls them out for the above.}}

{{quote|Sadly, yes.|Another post from the Bad Webcomics Wiki's Facebook Page, when told that Chris survived the fire.}}

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto on Encyclopedia Dramatica]
*[http://logattopedia.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page Logattopedia]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgieBoyReturns YouTube: The A-Log Archive]
*[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth on Alogging.]

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[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]
{{quote|It sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, '''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|Chris, on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble]] chat 23 February 2009}}
{{quote|I'M RETARDED|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]}}

[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]
::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''
'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks.<ref>[[Greene_County_Conspiracy]]</ref> In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[100 2178|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.

Chris not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also feels that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism.<ref>[[Asperger_Syndrome]]</ref> Chris feels he is naturally better than everyone else and often talks down to people who display knowledge or experience of subjects he is unfamiliar with. During his conversation with [[Father_Call|Kacey's father]], Chris downplayed Kacey's knowledge of biology and healthcare despite being proven wrong minutes before in a debate over the genetics of autism.<ref>[[Father_call#Kacey's_boobs_and_Internet_fame]]</ref> At the same time, Chris believes he is not responsible for the majority of his mistakes. By being autistic, Chris rationalizes that it is wholly the fault of autism if he [[Twin Falling Towers|makes]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|poor]] [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|decisions]].<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_20]]</ref>

==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==

{{quote|He may be high functioning (which I actually doubt -- who would want to admit to thousands of strangers that they are actually severely challenged??), but that does not mean he can function like a non-mentally challenged person.|[[http://www.cracked.com/funny-3956-chris-chan/| real2, Cracked.com]]}}

Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; for a general idea, this crude scale could have levels of high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as; the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, having near-normal comprehension, demonstrating fluent speech, and possessing near average intellect. This presents Christian with an easy scapegoat and alibi: he cannot be blamed him for his failures because he has autism, but he does not accept treatment or advice for his "medium" or "low" level autistic traits because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning. Only an [[Autism_papers|updated]] [[28_October_2011#Arraignment,_plea_bargain,_and_sentencing|psychological profile]] would really provide insight into the complex and controversial mixture of autism and mental illness that is present within Christian.

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.<ref>[[Asperger syndrome]]</ref>

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|soils himself]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk, drive, write, and draw. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything significant with his adult life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are utterly his fault.

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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]]}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After crying for hours, he emerged from the room unable to talk (which implies that Chris could talk before this incident, and that would be in direct contradiction to Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven); as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me."<ref>[[Song_of_Christian#The_actual_poem]]</ref> Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Autism Characteristics]]</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far more likely that Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame (other than the elderly [[Bob]] and [[Barb]]) for Chris's sudden loss of language development. Notably, Chris has diverged from this story before, having claimed at least once that he was intentionally "injected" with autism by doctors when he was a child, as if that were even possible. Nevertheless, it speaks volumes on the [[List of Chris's lies|veracity]] of the former account if he can't even keep his story straight, not to mention that Chris probably [[Naive|has little idea on the causes of autism]] anyway.

As for how Chris ''actually'' became autistic, studies have shown that there is a [http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20100208/autism-risk-rises-with-mothers-age positive correlation between the age of the mother and the risk of autism]. Given that [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was 40 years old when she gave birth to Chris, this is a likely explanation.

It is currently unclear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning," but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the "Childhood Disintegrative Disorder" category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

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==Persecution==

Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g., throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."

Chris's [[Chris and sex#Rape|tactful and sensitive]] comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger Syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|"Missing White Woman Syndrome"]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.

==Chris's symptoms==

Many [[troll]]s dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked-up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few "eccentricities", or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:

[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]

*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix "aut-" is a form of "auto-", meaning "self," as in "automobile," meaning "self-moving". In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls pretending to be girls, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approaching him about making a Sonichu game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he's a virgin<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref>.

*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you like having Chris haunt your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]." When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.

*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13 year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them. It should be noted that the two have entirely different skin colors.

*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. See his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde. His suggestion after the loss of [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

*Chris has trouble developing relationships. Many neurotypical people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He also pretty much just talks about himself.

*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow.
**In the [[Jackie E-mails 23|final exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to Jackie's frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by telling her she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; While he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and near OCD like organization. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LBP#First Date Level|interests]].

*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[continuity#Chronology|continuity errors]].

*Chris's given reasons for his love of [[My Little Pony]] are also indicative of autism. Autistics are drawn to physical sensations which give them a feeling of being 'grounded', and this is probably why Chris finds stroking the hair of these toys so "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|therapeutic]]".

*Chris exhibits symptoms of [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]]; this is a common characteristic of autistic people. Chris often wears his accessories and medallions over top his clothing to avoid skin contact with metals and plastics. This is evident in the way in which Chris wears his watch over the cuff of his sleeve and wraps his medallion through the collar of his shirt.<ref>[[:File:0793-CWCIs24-2.jpg]]</ref> Most obvious however is his [[Fashion#Wrist_warmer|wrist warmer]] which he places on the chain of his medallion. Chris has stated that "[...] it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there."<ref>Email from Chris posted in old PVCC thread 162</ref>

*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has an evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PS3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.

*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|"humor"]].

*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]--where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games; his proven tendencies to avoid responsibilities and self improvement show that he is trying to remain a child or simply fears failure of all types.

==Chris's misconceptions about autism==
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.

Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex is too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|the disorder did not even exist before he was born]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary.
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. More recently he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

===Chris on the causes of autism===
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In more recent years (specifically, during [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009), he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up - in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

==Chris on autism education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.

==Autism cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PS3|PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
:'''Sarah May:''' Over what?
:'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
:'''Sarah May:''' . . .
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:'''Sarah May:''' Christian
:'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?
:'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza
:'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained his autism and is back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu.

[[November 2009]] saw Chris claiming to have cured his autism again as stated at the end of part 2 on his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations (where he describes himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''"). A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris says in the [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|revised ED article]] in response to ED's claim he's "suffering" from autism, he comments "''which I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend) he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but to live a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==

Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics", you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so in reality he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics than himself "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and Hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]]. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (read: Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Episode_19#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even for [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can be speculated from this that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem very unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

For their part, [[A-Logging|people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name]]. The deleted article about Chris on [[TV Tropes]] said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel", that is to say it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window onto hell".

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* <s>[http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread]</s> where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* <s>[http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread]</s> where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site". Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[Autism Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

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[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto was a YouTube commentator known for his commentaries on Chris's videos and harshly criticizing Chris while having many faults similar to Chris himself.]]
[[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question, the title and thumbnail is quite enough, thank you very much.]]

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{{quote|What Saddam did in the [[Father Call|Gulf War]] was potatoes to what [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] has done.|A-Log, and an example of A-Logging}}

'''A-Logging''' is a term used to describe the practice of those who follow Chris who wish to inflict harm upon him, often physical, and often for perceived "crimes" that Chris is "guilty" of. Those who follow this practice are known as '''A-Logs'''. A-Logs are an opposite extreme to [[White knight|white knights]], whereas white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is beneath contempt and deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to and then some. While once fashionable, it has become a view associated with people who wish to "trollshield" themselves, and therefore is looked down upon by the greater CWC community.

The term originates from '''Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto''', a [[YouTube]] commentator who is known for providing commentary on Chris's videos, and often goes on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) and wishes harm to be inflicted on him. However, A-Log is notorious for being known as "Chris-Chan 2.0" because of his poorly-written erotic fanfiction, his radio show, his awkward interviews at WolfDork.com etc. It was this practice, among other things (including his own similarities to Chris himself), that led to A-Log becoming a trolling subject himself, and the inspiration of this very page.

==Motivations==
There are a few motivations which are common in A-Logs, as they are the motivations behind the original A-Log's commentaries.

===Justifications for trolling Chris===
Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. As a result, some people justify trolling him by arguing that he ''is'', in fact, a bad person who "deserves" to be trolled. One common argument is that "Chris gives [[autism|autistics]] a bad name." Others will appeal to his [[Chris and race|debatable racism]], [[homos|homophobia]], or [[Women's rights|sexism]] as excuses to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.

It was notable that Chris had done quite a lot of horrible deeds in his life - be it [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Megagi_La_Skunk_agrees_that_you_should_have_never_been_born|cursing his former potential sweetheart Megan Schroeder for trolling him]] (which of course, she obviously didn't) or [[28 October 2011|running over Michael Snyder with his car]]. This motivated the A-Loggers to ironically wish him death and curse him.

===Trollshielding===
Often times, those who "A-Log" do so to "trollshield" or avoid becoming troll victims as well. These people tend to have many traits in common with Chris - they too are autistic, still live at home beyond an appropriate age, are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, have trouble with romance, or are fixated on childish things. Some are perhaps even worse off than Chris. However, A-Logs will argue that they are "at least not like Chris" and are fervent in their urge to troll Chris so people don't troll them themselves. Often times, as in the case of the original A-Log this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolls.

==Arguments against A-Logs==

While Chris is far from perfect, there are those who believe that he is not exactly deserving of harm or extreme abuse that A-Logs would call for. This is reminiscent of the divided opinions in regards to [[BlueSpike]] and his style of trolling, with many disapproving of his extreme methods, but some who want a return to those more sadistic times.

===Chris is not Hitler===
Chris is not an utterly despicable person who is guilty of "crimes" that must be punished. Hitler was responsible for the death of nearly 11 million civilians during World War II.<ref>[http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/36qs.html 36 Questions & Answers About the Holocaust]</ref> For the most part, Chris is just a gullible idiot who spends his time playing [[video games|vidya]]. While he ''is'' quite prone to [[Chris and anger|rage]] and has a noted tendency to threaten people with violence and [[death threats|death]], it is generally understood that Chris is not competent enough to actually carry out any threats. There are only a few notable events in [[Sonichu_8|Sonichu]] and [[Sonichu_10|CWCville]] where Chris's fictional actions are violent. The October 2011 GAMe PLACe incident also seems to portray Chris as a truly violent individual. More likely than not, Chris's actions on that day were the result of his mother's influence, non-existent driving skills, and sheer blind panic rather than outright malevolence.<ref>[[28 October 2011#Email?|"Mom took the wheel"]]</ref><ref>[[DayOut|Chris exhibits poor judgement while driving]]</ref>

===Legal Liability===
Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged and possibly convicted of stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or any other possible charges that could be filed against someone). Whatever feelings a person may have against Christian Weston Chandler, there is no legal defense for someone taking the law into their own hands and subsequently ending up with a possible life-altering felony conviction. In addition to this, the charm of watching Chris is his eternal struggle against a nonexistent enemy. Committing actual violence would only legitimize Chris's victim complex.

====Chris's [[Chris and race|racism]] and [[Homos|homophobia]]====
While his views on race and homosexuality are not politically correct, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. Chris's discomfort for black people, while not politically correct, is arguably more from failing to understand social norms. Chris simply doesn't understand that one does not announce to the world one is discomforted by African-Americans; this is far from the outright ideology of white supremacy that your average KKK member would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him. Chris's notable offenses have been picking on and applying stereotypes to the black kids who defeated him in card games at [[The GAMe PLACe]], as well as using "Jew" as a pejorative against [[Michael Snyder]], who Chris inaccurately believes to be Jewish. One of Chris's grievances, if you can call it that, is that non-white women don't fit his ideal vision of a [[sweetheart]], which he constantly fails to properly articulate; it is entirely possible for a non-racist white man to not be sexually attracted to non-white women. Chris has used the racial slur of "nigger" in a few of his means of communication, though he shows some degree of reservation where he uses this word. During the [[Lars Call]], Chris shows great apprehension towards using the word "nigga" and only does so when Lars gives him implicit permission. One of the most famous instances of Chris's use of the word "nigger" is in his video confronting Surf Shack Tito on his trolling efforts.<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb#Video|On camera use of the word "nigger"]]</ref> In this video, Chris's racism is often found humorous as Tito is meant to be of Hawaiian descent. When one examines Chris's use of the word, he does not show any understanding of the complexity, history, proper context, or underlying implications of the slur.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Chris's liberal use of "nigger"]]</ref> Once again, it is likely that Chris has been exposed to this word and chooses to repeat it blindly as he knows it that it is edgy and offensive to African-Americans.

In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill-informed at best, Chris is a rather ordinary person who is discomforted by homosexuals. Chris's father is the likely source of Chris's dislike of homosexuals as Chris has had very little friendly interaction with anyone, never mind true homosexuals.<ref>[[Matthew Noble call#Transcript|"[...]conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay[...]"]]</ref><ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|"[...]and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me."]]</ref> In short, Chris is ''not'' the Westboro Baptist Church- he is not involved in massive campaigns against homosexuals using inflammatory language or protests, nor is he head of a power-lobbying group against LGBT individuals in Washington.

====The tugboat====
Some A-Logs contend that Chris is a bad person because he "steals" [[tugboat|taxpayer]] money. What is almost always overlooked by A-Logs who make this claim is that it wasn’t Chris who applied for social security disability; it was [[Bob|his father]] who applied for Chris and it was he who convinced Chris that he would make more off of disability than working at a minimum wage job. Realistically, Chris didn’t have any say in the matter because Bob held all the purse strings when it came to Chris having food, shelter and clothing.

So why doesn’t Chris get off his “lazy butt and earn his keep”? Well, because there are a couple of very difficult barriers that stand in his way that many A-Loggers simply don’t take into consideration.

First, there is the bureaucratic red tape and regulations involved in someone who is on disability working full-time. Ironically, it isn’t Chris sitting around playing video games day after day receiving a government check that would likely get him in trouble for disability fraud, it would be working full-time at a minimum wage job while still getting a disability check that would get him in trouble.

Second, there is the issue of Chris's lack of preparation in independent living skills as well as his lack of coaching in finding a job and being able to keep it. Moreover, given Chris’s rather infamous reputation by people who have documented every unsavory aspect of his life, it would be more likely than not by taking someone working in human services or in the employment field (that has extremely strong networking and connections) and a job coach (on a long-term basis) to convince a skeptical employer to give Chris a realistic chance at successfully finding and keeping a job. In addition, given Chris's rap sheet, even under ideal circumstances Chris's chances at decent employment may be slim at best. Chris has been convicted for the events of [[28 October 2011]] which may deter potential employers, regardless of his ability to perform to tasks they set him. While it may sound attractive to the uninformed to "kick his ass" when it comes to Chris working, in reality there are deep-seated issues that go way beyond the expertise of a few trolls, and no amount of A-Logging can change this.

===Chris is just an idiot===
Chris is not mentally retarded as defined by medical standards. His IQ is within normal range. What trips him up is his lack of "street smarts" or common sense. He actually believed that an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He still insists that he's had many [[sweetheart|sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and doesn't find it curious that they suddenly die or disappear. He is an easy mark, not a criminal mastermind.

===Most people can avoid the trolls===
Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who are following Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered "Finally, here's someone who's far more pathetic than I am".

But these traits, in itself, ''don't'' make you trollable. They ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but it's an altogether different matter how you respond to that ridicule. You may give the people who laugh at you a mature response – laugh along with them at your own admitted faults, or just let the unwarranted criticism be what it is. Trolls certainly aren't interested in productive debate.

''Or'' you can be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll under lucricities, which is exactly what the trolls want.

Most people can recognize their own faults and try to cope with them. Chris cannot.

==Examples==
{{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]](such as myself) "fakers". he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos.}}

{{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded into the fucktardian [[Duck|PENIS]] we know & despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna [[wikipedia:Mass Transit incident (professional wrestling)|destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!]]|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos.}}

{{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos, referring to [[Bob Chandler]]'s death.}}

{{quote|Mostly because I was hoping the video would end with him getting shot dead. by the [[Ruckersville]] [[Jerkops|police]]. You can imagine how disappointed I am to find him still alive and kicking when the video is over.|CKO92 on YouTube reacting over [[CWC_Lego_Manchester_High_School_Oct_18_2013|Chris's recent video]].}}

{{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow [[Autism|autistics]] and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]] dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}

{{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account- comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]], and '''advocating genocide.'''}}

{{quote|Fine, make sure you light one where I can see it. Now, I want you to put it in your hand, I wanna see you get burned, you fucking dick. I want to see you see you get burned! I wanna see you get a fuckin' third-degree burn. I WANNA SEE YOU LOSE A FUCKING FINGER!!! Oh, and after— After you, uh— After you, uh, burn it? Shove it up your ass. How does that sound, Chris? Sound like your idea of a good time? Hey, Chris? Chris, wait. It's important. Dammit, listen. You can burn the [[medallion]] or shove it up your butt: make your choice. Ah, interrogating [[Autism|autistics]], it's so easy. It's so easy, especially with you, Chris. You. Dumb. Fuck. You make it all too easy. |[[Bluespike]].}}

{{quote|Guess whose house burned down today. CHRIS-CHAN!|Bad Webcomics Wiki, gloating on their Facebook Page about [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burning down]].}}

{{quote|HAHAHAHAHA|A response by the Bad Webcomics Wiki when a troll calls them out for the above.}}

{{quote|Sadly, yes.|Another post from the Bad Webcomics Wiki's Facebook Page, when told that Chris survived the fire.}}

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto on Encyclopedia Dramatica]
*[http://logattopedia.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page Logattopedia]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgieBoyReturns YouTube: The A-Log Archive]
*[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth on Alogging.]

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{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''ED''') is the home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].

==Chris on ED==

Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with "VICIOUS LIES AND SLANDER."

After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==

[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction:

{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.|Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}

{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}

{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, <s>in a rare case of moralfaggotry</s> joking.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==

''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. <ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</s></ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

==Chris and ED==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview</ref>}}

For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on "less"), and [[TV Tropes]] once described CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.

As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

==Oh Internet==
On 14 April 2011, ED was redirected to [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet], a more safe-for-work wiki in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. Needless to say, summaries of [http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris] and [http://ohinternet.com/Sonichu Sonichu] are available here.
Since October 2013, Oh Internet silently went offline.

Since Oh Internet went online, Encyclopedia Dramatica was back under several domains: .ch, .se and .es, revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites.

==Chris-chan (forum)==

[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]

'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.

Chris had indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he read the ED forums, where he discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref> Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) are far more significant.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[TV Tropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the "new" "new" ED, and the TRUE and HONEST "Chris-chan" article]
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]
*[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.es/ EDF]
*[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]
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Sonichu (comic)

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[[Image:SonichuLogo.png|center|Man's ultimate Rorschach test.]]

{{quote|[[Chris and art|My art]] speaks for me.|[[Chris]].<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]</ref>}}

'''''Sonichu''''' was [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s official poorly [[Art|drawn]] and [[Chris and writing|written]] comic book about the adventures and travails that befell "[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|him]]" and his (imaginary) friends. Despite starting out as a comic about the titular character, it quickly turned into a wish-fulfillment outlet for Chris and his depraved fantasies, with [[Sonichu]] being a main character in name only, playing second fiddle to Chris's almighty [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sue]] self-insert.

==Introduction==
[[Image:SonicVsSonichu.jpg|thumb|180px|[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|THE WORLD'S MOST WAY PAST COOL COMIC!]]]]

The inadvertent shattering of his heart from [[Sarah Hammer]], along with the expulsion from English class, and the confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] provided the impetus for Christian to kick-start the comic series in full force. It initially served as a complement to his [[Love Quest]] as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boost his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey; after all, [[Sonichu]] ''is'' "Zappin' to the Extreme!" He is Christian Weston Chandler's ''only'' son, and the first ''way past cooler'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]!

The comics series has been hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's [[Sonichu site|homepage]] (currently hosted nowhere, except the [[CWCipedia]] archive), and was originally promoted from his now-defunct ''Sonichu'' business cards. Each new addition to the series would proudly sport a "To be continued..." disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: in five years, Chris has yet to complete twelve issues, even though Chris has zero responsibilities and unlimited free time.

==Reader's Guide to ''Sonichu''==

===How-to and Overview===
[[Image:JargonPage.jpg|thumb|180px|The ever infamous JARGON page.]]
[[Image:ComicTBCont.jpg|thumb|180px|TO BE CONTINUED (c.) 2001-????]]

The ''Sonichu'' series began with issue #0 instead of #1, and each issue contained multiple separately-numbered "episodes", so [[trolls|readers]] often lost track of which story happened in which issue. For example, [[Black Sonichu]] was introduced in Episode #4, which was the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which was in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters were the [[Sub-Episodes]] about Christian's [[Love Quest]], which appeared in issues #0-4, and were numbered separately from the main stories.

Issues #0 and #1 featured [[Sonichu]] as the unchallenged star of the series, with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic had abruptly transitioned to Christian encountering people from his real life in shitty [[anime]] battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters were made in #3, but all pretense was dropped in #4-#7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Christian, as the leader of a heroic [[Chaotic Combo|band of recolors]], to battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh|a college dean]], a group of ineffectual [[Jerkop|security guards]], [[manajerks|store managers]], and later on, [[trolls|internet trolls]] and [[Alec Benson Leary|other people who made fun of the comic]].

The comic series was presented as if it were a cartoon or [[anime]] (which might explain why the comics mimic visual effects that work in an audiovisual context but fail on paper), and was encapsulated into ''seasons'' with various episodes (or "series", for our Eurofag friends). [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was intended to wrap up the "first season" of ''Sonichu''. This opened a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: was ''Sonichu'' intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in [[CWCville]], or was it the historical documentation of Christian's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it was destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood.3F|''hallowed be His name'']]. Either way, it remained unanswered whether Christian continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul would consider these as "storyboards" for proper licensing and production.

===Art imitating life===
Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Christian wrote himself out of the series toward the end of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], trapping the Christian character in the [[Time Void]] so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting [[4-cent garbage.com]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as the clear Sue tendencies of [[Reginald Sneasel]].

He returned from the Time Void at the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], giving all non-Chris characters approximately one issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Chris and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — issue #10 is one of the most Christian-centric of the entire series.

Following the theft of his [[Medallions of Fail]] by [[Blanca]], Christian immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Since this story was necessarily set after Christian escapes the Time Void, it was deemed a special preview of ''Sonichu'' #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished ''Sonichu'' #8 nor begun ''Sonichu'' #9.

Chris started ''Sonichu'' #11 in [[December 2009]] and completed ''Sonichu'' #10 in [[February 2010]]. Since then, no new pages have been released, apart from a revised ending to issue #10 in [[October 2010]].<ref>[[Book10Replacement]]</ref>

Chris has claimed that in total, he plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his lifetime.<ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]</ref>

==Currently==
{{Quote|I have not ended Sonichu; I only lost inspiration to draw, thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}

On 27 [[May 2010]], Chris announced that he was abandoning the [[CWCipedia]] to the trolls. On 30 [[October 2010]], Chris claimed that the trolls drained his creativity and scared him away from drawing any more ''Sonichu''.<ref>[[DrainedCreativity]]</ref>

On 27 February [[2013]], Chris wrote in a [[Facebook]] post that he might continue, but probably won't.
{{Quote|When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.}}

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris's house [[Destruction Of Chris's House|was gutted by a fire]]. This potentially means that all of Chris's artwork, including the master copies of the ''Sonichu'' comics, may be permanently lost, but Chris did manage to save his Nintendo DSi, so they possibly survived.

==The Sonichu canon==

===Official releases===

{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot Summary
|-
| rowspan="5"|[[Image:issuezero.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 0|'''''Sonichu'' #0''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #1
| "Sonichu's Orgin"
| Sonichu and Rosechu are created by the Chaotic Rainbow. Kel adopts Rosechu. ''First appearance of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Sonichu]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Kel]], and [[Rosechu]]. Only appearance of [[Perfect Chaos]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #2
| Sonichu in "Genesis of the Lovehogs"
| Sonichu, [[obesity|hungry]] and lonesome, follows Rosechu home to Kel. They fall in love.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #3
| "Sonichu vs. Naitcirhc" [''sic'']
| Sonichu and Rosechu go shopping; Naitsirhc tries to kidnap Rosechu but Sonichu fights off his Zapdos and rescues Rosechu. Mayor Chris congratulates him. ''First appearance of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]].''
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Classic Sonichu Strips"
| Random stupid stories with Sonichu. ''First appearance of [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake), [[Jerkops]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Only appearances of [[Metonic]], [[Vamprosa]], and [[Barbara Chandler]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #1
| "Christian Chandler in ''Jerkop-tastropie''"
| Chris is [[Calling Out|called out]] by a manajerk and transforms into Chris-Chan Sonichu to fight him and the jerkops off.
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:issueone.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 1|'''''Sonichu'' #1''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #4
| "Black Sonichu in ''Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!''"
| The origin of Blake! ''First appearance of [[Doctor Robotnik]], [[Giovanni]], and [[Bill the Scientist]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #5
| "Sonichu in ''Informal Meeting''"
| Blake kidnaps Rosechu. Sonic and Sonichu run into each other and then team up.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #6
| "Sonic & Sonichu ''Black Metal Combat''"
| Sonic and Sonichu fight Robotnik's latest creation. ''Only appearance of [[Metal Sonichu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #2
| "Christian Chandler in ''The Rise & Fall of My Heart''"
| The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna. ''Only appearance of [[Hanna]].''
|-
| rowspan="4"|[[File:SchuComic3Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 2|'''''Sonichu'' #2''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #7
| "Sonichu in ''Anchuent Prophecy''"
| Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. ''First appearance of [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Wes Iseli]], and the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].'' ''Only appearance of the Keeper of the Destiny Cave.''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #8
| "Christian Chandler in ''Chaos & Serenity''"
| The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight. ''First appearance of [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Saramah Rosechu]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #9
| "Chris-Chan, Saramah, & Wes-Li in ''The Evil that Stomped CWCville''"
| Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville! ''First appearance of [[Count Graduon]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #3
| "Christian Chandler & Sonichu in ''Witch Confront''"
| Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Issue3.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 3|'''''Sonichu'' #3''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #10
| "Sonichu Babies"
| The origins of the Chaotic Combo! ''First appearances of [[Wild Sonichu]], [[Bubbles Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Angelica Rosechu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], [[Sonee and Rosey]]. Only appearance of Nabe, [[Mypoe]], and the [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #11
| "The Chaotic Combo in ''When Hedgehogs Meet''"
| Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite! ''Only appearance of [[Flame the Sunbird]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #4
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack''"
| Chris is attacked in the M-C-D-ville by two Manajerks! ''First appearance of [[B-Manajerk]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[W-M Manajerk]], and [[Darkbind Sonichu]].'' ''Only appearance of Super Chris-chan Sonichu.''
|-
| rowspan="8"|[[File:Issue4.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 4|'''''Sonichu'' #4''']]
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #1
| "Christian Chandler in ''Jerkop-tastropie''"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #0.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #2
| "Christian Chandler in ''The Rise & Fall of My Heart''"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #1.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #3
| "Christian Chandler & Sonichu in ''Witch Confront''"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #2.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #4
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack''"
| Reprinted from ''Sonichu'' #3.
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #5
| "Christian Chandler in ''McAttack Part 2''"
| Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks! ''First appearance of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]] and [[W-M Manajerk]]. Last appearance of the [[Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #6
| "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"
| Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops. ''First appearance of [[ScotPalazzo]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #7
| "Christian Chandler in ''Off-Target''"
| Bagget arrives to attack Chris! ''First appearance of [[Bagget]] and [[Crackder]].''
|-
|bgcolor="blue" height="10px"|
| Sub-Episode #8
| "Christian Chandler in ''Off-Target Part 2''"
| Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:SchuComic6Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 5|'''''Sonichu'' #5''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #12
| "Christian Chandler in ''My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding''"
| Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of [[Megan Schroeder]], saves the day. ''First appearance of [[Megagi La Skunk]].'' ''Only appearances of [[William Spicer]] and [[Sailor Megtune]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #13
| "Shattered Hearts & Entrapment"
| Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror! ''First appearance of [[DJ Jamsta]].''
|-
| rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 6|'''''Sonichu'' #6''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #12.5
| "One Lucky Dog"
| Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes an anthropomorphic dog with magic powers. ''First appearances of [[Patti-Chan]] and [[Allison Amber]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #14
| "Evil is Afoot!"
| Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance. ''First appearance of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].''
|-
| rowspan="3"|[[File:Sonichu Issue 7.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 7|'''''Sonichu'' #7''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #15
| "Sonichu, Magi-Chan, and Christian in ''Time for a Ball''"
| Chris learns the location of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]] and goes to get it. ''Only appearance of [[Sammy]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #16
| "C.W.C. and Sonichu in ''Time Hogs''"
| Chris and Sonichu retrieve a Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the [[Time Void]].
|-
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!"
| DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami. ''First appearance of [[Jiggliami]] and [[Blanca]].'' ''Only appearance of [[Robert Simmons V]].''
|-
|rowspan="2"|[[File:Sonichu8.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 8|'''''Sonichu'' #8''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #17
| "Rage Against the Garbage"
| After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about [[4-cent garbage.com]] and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble. ''First appearance of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[The Incredible Lioness]].''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #18
| "Spring Break, 2008"
| Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball. ''First appearance of [[Zapina]], [[Simonla Rosechu]], and [[Silvana]].'' ''Last appearance of [[Jiggliami]] and Blanca.'' ''Only appearance of [[Yawning Squirtle]].''
|-
|rowspan="2"| [[File:SchuComic9.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 9|'''''Sonichu'' #9''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #19
| "Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)"
| THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes! ''First appearances of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla]], and Rita Jackaras.'' ''Only appearance of Ms. Jackaras.''
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #20
| "CWC-Defense"
| The PVCC mounts a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void. ''First appearance of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] and the [[Power Rangers]].'' ''Only appearance of [[BILLY MAYS]].''
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| [[File:Issue 10 Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 10|'''''Sonichu'' #10''']]
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #21
| "Christian Chandler in ''Director Amenities''"
| [[Ego|Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!]] ''First appearance of [[Clyde Cash]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Lovely Weather]], [[Asperchu]], [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]], Metal Asperchu, the [[Asperpedia Four]], and [[Sandy Rosechu]].'' ''Deaths of Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, the Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, and Simonla.''
|}

===Unreleased issues===
These issues were in the pipeline when ''Sonichu'' was abruptly terminated.

{|class="wikitable"
! style="background:silver;" | Issue
! style="background:silver;" colspan="2" | Episode
! style="background:silver;" width=20% | Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot Summary
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| rowspan="2"|[[File:Issue 11 Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 11|'''''Sonichu'' #11''']]
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"A Sonichu Christmas"
| [[Christmas]] is coming, and Sonichu, Rosechu, and their children faff about the place doing nothing of importance.
|-
|bgcolor="yellow" height="10px"|
| Episode #22
| "[Clip Show Episode]"
| Chris has stated that "The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed."<ref>[[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]]</ref>
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| [[File:Issue 12 Cover.jpg|150px]] [[Sonichu 12|'''''Sonichu'' #12''']]
|bgcolor="white" height="10px"|
| colspan="2"|"A Sonichu Christmas" (Continuation)
| Continuation of the [[Christmas]] special.<ref>[[CWC_Blog#14_February_2010]]</ref>
|}

===Special editions===
These special issues were one-offs intended for [[gal pal|specific audiences]], but subsequently obtained by trolls and publicly released.

{|class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;"
! style="background:silver; | Image
! style="background:silver; width=20% | Issue
! style="background:silver; width=20% | Informal Title
! style="background:silver;" | Plot Summary
|-
| [[File:CWCVictoryForIvy.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special #1'']]
| CWC Holding Out For a Hero
| style = "text-align:left;"| Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of "Cly". ''First appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Clyde Cash]].''
|-
| [[File:IvyWedding.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu Special 2|''Sonichu Special #2'']]
| Wedding Comic
| style = "text-align:left;"| The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy. ''Only appearances of Spas the Cat, Canino Houndhowl, Lilith, Rachel, [[Ching Chong]], and the unnamed priest.''
|-
| [[File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu Special 3|''Sonichu Special #3'']]
| Giant Penis Comic
| style = "text-align:left;"| The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy. ''Last appearances of [[Ivy]] and [[Officer Keino]].''
|-
| [[File:SchuComicSP4P3.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu Special 4|''Sonichu Special #4'']]
| Gun Comic
| style = "text-align:left;"| [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] "rescues" [[Kacey]] from [[CChanSonichuCWC]] (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey. ''Only appearances of [[Kacey]], Kacey's mom, [[Matthew Devoria]], and [[Liquid Chris]].''
|}

==Adaptations and related work==
* ''Sonichu'' Remake
* ''Sonichu Issue #11 Smack Jeeves - A continuation of the comic series but, not done in a Chris fashion.
* ''Sonichu'' Finale
* [[Audiobooks|''Sonichu'': The Audiobook Saga (TM)]]
* ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''
* ''Sonichu R'' - A rewrite on ff.net.
* ''Sonichu The Mysterious Hedgimon'' - A re imagining on wattpad.com
* ''Sonichu'' Fan Continuation Project - A fan continuation on sonichufancontinuation.wordpress.com
* ''Sonichu Unleashed'' - Fan Continuation on Deviantart

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Sonichu Comic Collection|linkname=the Sonichu Comic Collection}}
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection CWCipedia comic archive (Episode #20 updates included)]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu TV Tropes: ''Sonichu'']
* [http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html Video stating that ''Sonichu'' is too bad to be featured on Atop the Fourth Wall, which reviews bad comics.]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Comic]]

User:Canine/TV Tropes

2014-01-26T21:24:20Z

KiraYamato:

For several years, '''TV Tropes''' has featured an article on ''[[Sonichu]]''. As is the case with nearly any work, the article chronicled "devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations". Being the massive pile of fail that it is, ''Sonichu'' provided plenty.

However, the page also led to vast amounts of edit-warring, trolling, and complaining — all of which have caused many a headache on TV Tropes. Sometime in mid-2010, the main article was locked so that only administrators could edit it, and pared down to have a less negative tone. All the tropes pertaining to Chris in real life were also removed, as TV Tropes admins especially dislike negativity and/or complaining that pertains to real people. The pages for ''[[Asperchu]]'' were also cut down in a similar fashion. Many other TV Tropes articles on complaint magnets such as ''My Immortal'' and ''Fifty Shades of Grey''.<ref>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Administrivia/LockedPages Locked Pages]</ref> As with any other page that is locked, those wishing to make alterations to the article may inquire at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=gsjp7dldjh2dwdelcha2hu17&page=1 this] thread.

The article once contained subpages for "Just Bugs Me" (now called Headscratchers), in which editors could raise questions about a work, and "Wild Mass Guessing", mainly for making joke-y predictions about a work's future. These were also deleted to help stem the complaining and trolling. At one point, a biographical article on Chris existed at the title "CWC". Its contents are unknown, but they were likely identical to the real-life section seen below. The "CWC" page was quickly deleted, and it was probably locked around the same time as the main Sonichu article to prevent re-creation. Another Sonichu-related page that disappeared in this timeframe was the one on ''[[Moon-Pals]]'', although this was as much due to that work going offline as it was for the negativity towards Chris.

Around the time that the Sonichu page was locked, the site introduced several more tabs to help in the diffusion of tropes. "YMMV" lists tropes that are subjective in nature; "Characters" is meant to list tropes that pertain only to an individual character; and "Trivia" for facts on a work that are not really tropes, but still worth noting. (Perhaps unsurprisingly, Sonichu's "YMMV" tab is also locked.) Several tropes, such as "So Bad, It's Horrible" and "Wall Banger", have migrated to a subsection called the "Darth Wiki" and their pages explicitly say ''not'' to list them on main articles.

Below is an archive of the ''Sonichu'' article on TV Tropes dating from approximately June 2010, shortly before admins took a chainsaw to it. Note that several tropes have since been renamed, while "Did Not Do the Research" has been deleted due to mass complaining and misuse. Also, TV Tropes no longer supports <strike>strikethrough</strike> code due to abuse. Outside the replacement of links using the now-outdated "ptitle" system (a former method of customizing page titles), no links have been changed.
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For the Just Bugs Me and Wild Mass Guessing pages, see [[User:T K 19/TVTropes|this page]].''

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[[Image:206-SonichuPose.jpg|thumb|right|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination Enjoy], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Learn], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Stay Straight].]]

{{quote|Go! Sonichu! Go out and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchphraseToTheMax zap to the extreme!]|''Sonichu #0''}}

{{quote|Tell me about it on CWC. Geez, when you have '''me''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/facepalm facepalm]ing at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman]| [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/archived_discussion.php?s_t=Main.DavidGonterman on] Christian Weston Chandler, emphasis added. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Way added.]}}

There is ''Artemis' Lover''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/AgonyInPink Agony In Pink]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheGirlWhoLived The Girl Who Lived]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal My Immortal]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyInnerLife My Inner Life]''. Many demonstrations could be made for the ascendant terribleness of such works, putting them above all lesser bad fanworks.

But then, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible standing resplendent above them all], there is Sonichu.

''[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection Sonichu]'' was a <strike>fan</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation TRUE and ORIGINAL] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Webcomic webcomic] created by one Christian Weston Chandler, starring (at least initially) the eponymous Electric [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Hedgehog] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Pokemon Pokémon] and his friends. The comic itself would be remarkable only for how [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/Webcomics unbelievably bad it is], but it has in recent years gained notoriety due to the author's antics in response to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll]ing and other harassment. The result is a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination perversely-fascinating], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DysfunctionJunction deeply-dysfunctional], symbiotic relationship - Mr. Chandler's creation has been saved from the curse of obscurity at the price of a "fanbase" devoted to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusAngstMachina making his life a living hell.]

''Sonichu'' started as some sort of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Pokémon]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' crossover world, and the first few issues focus on Sonichu's origin, his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeetCute meeting] with his "heartsweet" [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick Rosechu] (based [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz heavily] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]), and a supporting cast of other Hedgehog Pokémon of various types. But in issue #2 and from issues #4-7, the series crystallizes into its present form, as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Christian himself takes center stage] and encounters and battles his enemies in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife real life], from mall cops to the dean of his local community college to internet [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll trolls]. Needless to say, the supposed main plot, a search for the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin Sonichu Bal]- sorry, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Sonichu Crystals], in order to use their powers to free Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistaffCounterpart Distaff Counterpart] and "dream sibling", Crystal, from a mirror the aforementioned dean have trapped her in, takes a backseat.

Due to criticism over such a self-centered plotline, Christian eventually gets [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus trapped in a timestream], leaving Sonichu to take up his heroic mantle of defender of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia CWCville]. The war against [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoards "Four-Cent Garbage"] rages on, interrupted by the occasional [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yiff furry sex scene], until issue #9 [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenreShift changes focus] (again) to dating education ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IThoughtItMeant no, not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsALongStory sex education]) and Christian's crude interpretation of how relationships work.

The last chapter of issue 9 depicts a lengthy battle against invading forces from the PVCC, and ends with Sonichu and friends [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneSidedBattle beating them with as much resistance as a team of Mary Sues typically gets]. Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] is released from the timestream shortly afterwards, and this cues the beginning of Issue #10, which can best be described as a combination of undisguised [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment] and Christian's attempt to get back at his internet antagonizers by turning both his avatar and Sonichu into bigger [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sues] than ever, via the Sonichu <strike>Crystals</strike> Balls, and depict them punishing in-comic representations of his enemies by either killing or injuring them, destroying their property or making them [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KneelBeforeZod pray to him for forgiveness]. As the story progresses, Christian's feud with his "enemies" from real life becomes increasingly more disturbing, and its culmination in issue #10 finale can be most charitably described as the ultimate proof that Christian is in dire need of psychiatric help. It's worth noting that in this issue Christian frequently derailed the plot so he could devote several pages to "punishing" comic books versions of people who "wronged" him most recently; by contrast, (supposedly) important plot threads (such as Crystal being trapped in Dark Mirror Hole, or Christian's feud with college dean) were [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina resolved quickly and anticlimactically]. This sequence of events create probably the most unplanned and, for newcomers, incomprehensible storyline so far in ''Sonichu''. Christian (once again) promised that in the future issues he will give the spotlight to Sonichu and that his Author Avatar won't appear so often. However, he isn't famous for keeping his promises (having made this exact one before), so future issues can be expected to be similar storyline-wise to ''Sonichu 10'', with new real life-based enemies introduced as more trolling undoubtedly will continue to rain down upon him. (That is, of course, assuming there will be new issues at all, which might not happen in the foreseeable future. Christian hasn't uploaded any new pages since February 2010 and [[CWC_Blog#10_March_2010|is deeply offended even by mere suggestions that he should update his own webcomic]]. It seems that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder he decided to devote his time to more entertaining activities instead], such as masturbating, playing video games and [[:File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|whining]] [[GameFAQs|about them]] [[CWC_Blog#26_May_2010|on the internet]], [[OkCupid#ChrisCSonichu_profile|continuing his]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex] on the internet, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite condemning internet] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies claiming that he is "active within his community"].)

Since this comic blurs the line between fiction and reality so much, a deep understanding of Mr. Chandler's life and psyche is required to make any sense of it. The best source would be [[Main Page|the CWCki]], an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule entire wiki] cataloging Mr. Chandler's life and works (warning: some pages and images are definitely [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotSafeForWork Not Sage For Work] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach your mental health]), while the even more [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NSFW NSFW] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page that started this whole mess can be found [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-Chan here]. Mr. Chandler's own websites tend to be hacked and deleted with some degree of regularity. He used to have his own ''Sonichu'' wiki which could be found [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page here]; however, in response to trolls hacking and vandalizing his precious wiki (again), on 27 May 2010 he announced his decision to [[100 2188|"relinquish what was the Cwcipedia" while "keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday"]]. In response Vivian Gee and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Alec Benson Leary] took control of CWCipedia and claimed all rights to Sonichu; at the beginning of June 2010 the control of CWCipedia apparently was taken over by a mysterious individual [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/True_and_Honest_FAQ who may or may not be the TRUE and HONEST CWC].* Well, actually it's definitely not CWC, but it's fun to pretend otherwise. And who knows, maybe it's a beginning of new saga...

Compare the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GonterVerse Gonter Verse], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hell Hell]. See also ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moon-Pals Moon-Pals]'', two much better series that you probably should be reading instead of this one, if you aren't already.

'''Please note that several links on this page are not work safe. Don't forget to keep the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach Brain Bleach] close by should you decide to visit any of them, worksafe or otherwise.'''

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{|class="prettytable collapsible collapsed"
!Tropes from the comic: A-M
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|This comic contains examples of:
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbortedArc Aborted Arc]: Several characters are introduced, only to have little to no relevance later on. A fine example of this is Ivy: she was made Chris's eternal sweetheart by ''God and Jesus Themselves'', only to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash killed off-screen] after the "death" of the "real" Ivy.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AccidentalInnuendo Accidental Innuendo]: "I cannot be deprived of my balls."
** From Sonichu 6: a picture of a surprised Chris, an explosion in his groin area and the words: "Somethings's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan, come with me!" ([http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_6/Page_24 link])
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AgeCut Age Cut]: Done in the Spring Break issue to show that certain characters are of legal age to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean be true loving couples].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual All There In The Manual]: As an example, WesLi Sonichu, one of many villains based on real life people, makes lots of references to magic tricks and props and the like. This is because Wes Iseli, the real life counterpart of the character, is a [http://wesiseli.com/ professional magician]. ''In no way does the comic bother trying to explain this to the reader.'' It takes multiple trips to the [[Main Page|CWCki]] or reading through the mailbags to understand just who the hell these heroes and villains are supposed to be.
** At the height of Chris's fear that all of his "fans" would leave him for Asperchu, he decided to do his usual thing of righting the wrongs within the pages of the comic. The thing is, if you only read Sonichu and had no idea about Asperchu you would be completely lost and would need to read Asperchu to understand Sonichu... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap Oh Crap].
** Chris also revealed some information that's relevant to the plot of ''Sonichu'' not in the comic itself, but only in the CWCipedia articles. For example, in the article about Magi-Chan Chris revealed that after his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] destroyed Count Graduon's wand "ALL of his [i.e. Graduon's, not [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainProtagonist Christian's], unfortunately] brainwashings, magic and curses became undone" and that Silvana fell in love with Magi-Chan; so far, none of this was shown in the webcomic itself. This is most likely caused by Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist laziness], as it's much easier for him to create an article on his wiki than to draw comic book pages (though of course [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker even writing short articles is too much effort for him to do that regularly]).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllTrollsAreDifferent All Trolls Are Different]: Chris envisions the internet trolls who antagonize him as living [[wikipedia:Troll_doll|Troll dolls]] in the comic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Alternative Character Interpretation]: God and Jesus are trolls.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle And Knowing Is Half The Battle]: Almost literally: Chris often [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorFilibuster pauses mid-panel to drop cautionary messages into his comics], such as encouraging parents to pay attention to the age ratings on the games their kids play, and plugging ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LittleBigPlanet LittleBigPlanet]'' while encouraging readers not to buy knock-off copies of the game for the <strike>Xbox</strike> Hex Bawx 360.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Animesque Animesque]: After Chris met Megan in real life, sweat drops, anime eyes, and other Japanese influences started appearing more frequently.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedActors Animated Actors]: Supposedly Sonichu and Rosechu are married and have children "outside" of the comic... which makes it even more difficult to figure out on [[Reality|what level of reality all this insanity is taking place on]].
** Even the characters themselves are having trouble with telling the difference between their reality and in-universe fiction, such as Sonichu mistaking drawings of Rosechu in the nude as real candid photographs of her.
*** Although that one may have been the artist's attempt to make his own drawings look better [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell by having the characters talk about how life-like they are].
** A second phone call between Chris and Alec Benson Leary confirmed that [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Chris actually believes that all comic book and cartoon characters - including Sonichu characters - really exist]] in some sort of bizarre, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]''-esque "toon world"...in fact, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm he cited Roger Rabbit as evidence that this is true.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnthropomorphicPersonification Anthropomorphic Personification]: the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBad Big Bad] is named Count Graduon, who is a living, breathing manifestation of Chris' bad memories of his graduation. Chris was angry because he was not allowed to recite some inane poem, so he created Count Graduon to "protest".
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtEvolution Art Evolution]: Well... Chris' self-insert character has stopped [[:File:CWC_collage.jpg|inflating/deflating at random]] due to Chris trying to draw himself realistically while at the same time denying his quickly increasing baldness and obesity. Also, his hair is now firmly glued to his head.
** By the end of 2009, his artwork has improved further... but only slightly. While rushing to make up for constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip schedule slippage], Chris's artwork has devolved back to that of a preschooler.
*** Considering the slight improvement only really got up to 1st year school standards, this trope needs to be considered in the widest possible context. No matter how one looks at it, the art is still quite bad.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom Artifact Of Doom]: The Black Sonichu Medallion worn by Reldnahc.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactTitle Artifact Title]: Despite the comic being called ''Sonichu'', the beast in question has been appearing less and less. Chris is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus trying] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim rectify] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrandFinale that].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtistDisillusionment Artist Disillusionment]: It seems that Chris realized that he doesn't enjoy writing ''Sonichu'' if he's forced to work on it regularly. This resulted in Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip not updating the comic] (and CWCipedia in general) and [[CWC_Blog#March_2010|insulting fans he thinks he has]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAppeal Author Appeal]: Numerous references to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anime anime] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim] programs, a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' quote or two, and most famously the "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanservice fanservice]" of Rosechu making pornographic pictures of herself to try countering troll accusations of her having a "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism pickle]"... and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod claiming in Encyclopedia Dramatica] ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she did it for women's rights.]''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar]: Besides writing an idealized version of himself into the comic, Chris uses Sonichu as a proxy to channel his rage about constant accusations of him being homosexual.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorFilibuster Author Filibuster]: Played straight when the author avatar harangues the "Jerkops" (policemen who tried removing him from a mall) after defeating him, or Sonichu's [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_30 impassioned speech] given to "Jason" on the top of "Four-Cent Garbage" building about trolling. What makes it funny is that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PatrioticFervor it ties into patriotism and has a damn American flag in the back].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaitTheDog Bait The Dog]: Chris was starting to actually be nice to the Asperchu people, something he's never really done... only to turn around and make himself even more of an asshole by killing them in his fictional comic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaldOfEvil Bald Of Evil]: A fair few of the male villains, possibly because Chris didn't feel like drawing hair.
** Chris-Chan himself is already becoming this trope, as his bad health and worse nutrition are thinning out his hair at a scary rate.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Beyond The Impossible]: The comic just keeps topping itself in terms of offensiveness and general badness. Issue 10 alone consists of Chris making a cure for homosexuality from his own "straight" blood, Chris raping his future wife, stage directions put into the dialogue, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveYouTriedNotBeingAMonster homosexuality presented as akin to demonic possession], trolls Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus portrayed as gays who are informed by a demon that they're going to hell because they're gay, and them being instantly accepting of that, Chris ''destroying a skyscraper full of people with a song about how much better ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]'' used to be'' (and then acting sad about their "unavoidable" deaths), Chris curing the whole world of homosexuality and asexuality by pouring his blood into every drinking water supply on earth (presumably without anyone's permission) not only forcibly eliminating homosexuality without anyone's consent but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rendering the world's water supply unkosher], a visit from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] that's terribly drawn even by Chris's standards, the debut of "Collossal Chris-Chan" who looks like some bizarre fusion of Sonic, Chris and Paul Bunyan, Chris going to Minnesota, pettily frying Alec Leary's hard drive and messianically freeing all of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'s'' characters from Alec's evil grasp, Chris beating up <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Slaweel Ryam] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing her], and culminates with ''Sonichu'' characters torturing, mutilating and murdering Asperpedia trolls.
** And the mailbag explanations... Hoo boy. He still manages to claim that he accepts the gay community. He claims the future wife thing was not rape and that Meg was pushing it on him which is why he didn't cheat on his wife.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button]: Rosechu and pickles, Sonichu being called a homo.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo Big No]: Chris does this in one of the comics when he finds out he's been set up by a girl working in a coffee shop who said she wanted to date him. He has also done it in real life at least once (and he apparently freaked out so much that [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris Lies About The Game Place|the police had to be called]]).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BiggusDickus BiggusDickus]: The "Giant Penis Comic", which is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly What It Says On The Tin]. It's an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick enormous and uncomfortably-detailed drawing] of his own "duck," complete with a rather scary 45-degree bend in it. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach Brain Bleach], please.
** For extra squick value: It's possible Chris may have traced his own penis, because that scary bend is true for Chris IRL as well.
*** On the other hand, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeBrilliance Fridge Brilliance]: If it really is deformed like that, using the word "duck" as a euphemism makes perfect sense, when you consider the genitalia of actual ducks.
*** Why do you know this.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBrotherIsWatching Big Brother Is Watching]: Magi-Chan Sonichu enforces CWCville's anti-homosexuality and child abuse laws by spying telepathically on people having sex, on the off-chance that two men might be having sex at any time (which equates to a $500 fine or 50 hours of community service). Possibly the most screamingly offensive and mind-bugging (no pun intended) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod Word Of God] statement ever, and that's saying a lot.
** Once enough people got ticked off and used the mailbag to say that, he backpedaled and deal with Magi-Chan and the Sonichu no longer uses his powers to determine what people do with their sex life.
** He didn't reverse it so much because he realised it was wrong, but because it was pointed out to him that he was basically making one of his characters watch gay sex.
** It's also funny to note that Chris has gone on record saying that sometimes he randomly imagines penises or gay acts, thus meaning that he himself would be so incriminated under the above system.
*** Knowing Chris though, he'd probably be exempt from that law.
** Mostly because of Magi-Chan's purple colouring, he is often assumed by trolls to be gay, adding a whole new meaning to his psychic search for other gay people.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination Bile Fascination]: ''Sonichu'' has approximately zero actual fans, but is nonetheless mesmerizing due to its sheer horror and as a look into the mind of its creator.
** Honestly, ''Sonichu'' '''is''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample the very pinnacle of this trope.] The average bad fanwork gets ignored or a few mocking reviews. Something that goes beyond bad might get a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DramaticReading Dramatic Reading] or two, or a skilled [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST MST]. ''Sonichu'' has inspired multiple parody comics, a well-drawn redo of the comic, several makeshift animated adaptions, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule a whole wiki] devoted to its 'minutae', and who knows how many people following it all who will not stop pressing Chris' buttons because the well seems bottomless. You don't see, for a random example, people adapting ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanficRecs/MarvelUniverse The Shocker: Legit]'' into a fan-comic, yet something like ''this'' gets this degree of attention, simply for how ''bad'' it is and how beyond belief its creator is. It leaves one at a loss for words.
*** And his own life and antics are so bad that whatever happens he will never be free from the people who pursue and troll him. As the CWCki explains, even if you took away his internet or he had to move elsewhere after his parents die, his antics and attitude to life would ensure no shortage of people online and offline (on both sides) ready to step in to try and help him or troll him. He inspires comedy and drama the likes of which most [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityTelevision Reality Television] shows can only dream about... and it's all strangely compelling. As has also been stated, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity most people online would do anything for the publicity Chris has got].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlandNameProduct Bland Name Product]: Rosechu uses a "Quadak"-brand digital camera in Sonichu 8.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoringInvincibleHero Boring Invincible Hero]: Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] and his Sonic recolors (well, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero to the extent] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath they can be] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainProtagonist considered heroes]), who [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible become increasingly]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue more overpowered in the comic] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished as Christian becomes increasingly more frustrated and desperate to get back at trolls in real life].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BouquetToss Bouquet Toss]: <strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Sarah]</strike> "Nicole" tosses her wedding bouquet to Chris at the end of Episode 12... even though [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure wedding bouquets do not work that way].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenBase Broken Base]: ''Sonichu'''s "fanbase" can be divided into roughly four groups - those who wish to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll antagonize Chris into providing further entertainment], those who pity him and wish that he'd get help, those who hate him for his viewpoints and actions, and those who have withdrawn in disgust. Individuals bounce from category to category as the ''Sonichu'' saga unfolds.
** People among the fourth group of said "fanbase" that wish to stay there would definitely need [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach something to scrub their minds out with] to forget that Chris and Sonichu ever existed.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrotherSisterIncest Brother Sister Incest]: All of the Sonichus and Rosechus have been known to call Chris their father. Some of them are in sexual relationships with each other. Interpret that as you will. Also, his "sister" Crystal has the Rosechu medallion that Chris intended to give his true love. That, and the fact that his "sister" has the same name that his fantasy daughter has, makes one wonder.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParentalIncest Parental Incest]: Chris drew several pornographic pictures of Sonichus and Rosechus, [[Masturbating and squirtin'|expected other people to provide him with Rosechu porn]] and [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris tries to leave|admitted that drawing naked Rosechu turns him on ("a bit")]]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications And Rosechus call Chris their father]. Also, in ''Sonichu 10'' Chris drew his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] making out with Silvana (in the guise of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]); since Chris apparently considers his Sonic recolors to be his children, he basically drew himself making out with his own kid.
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCanKickedHim The Can Kicked Him]: Simonla is killed by an explosive device hidden in a toilet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz]: The majority of the cast consists of ''Sonic'' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaletteSwap recolors]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Firstly], Sonichu is an ersatz that the author made sometime in the 1990s when a teacher wouldn't allow him to use Sonic the Hedgehog or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Pikachu] in a class project due to copyright. There's also Simonla Rosechu, who was originally a (male) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanCharacter Fan Character] created by a troll who's a fan of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]'', but Chris decided to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderFlip change his gender] and turn him into a Rosechu before using her in the comic. Add in two characters based off [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Zelda Zelda] (Zelina Rosechu, Clawdorf and Darkbind Sonichu), [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon Sailor Megtune] and various others. The only characters who seem to be completely original are Kel and Count Graduon.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelibateHero Celibate Hero]: Magi-Chan, the most powerful Sonichu and the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man], used to not seek romance. Notable in that he was the only Sonic recolor with some importance in the story who ''hadn't'' been permanently paired up with someone. Chris of course noticed that and immediately took the chance to establish Magi-Chan as a character different from the rest of his boring, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter flat], obsessed-with-sex Sonic recolors, with at least some personality and originality... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Oh wait, that didn't happen]. Instead, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares Chris made Magi-Chan and Silvana fall in love with each other].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment Character Alignment]:
** Chris: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticEvil Chaotic Evil], believes he's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulGood LawfulGood]
** Mary Lee Walsh: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulNeutral Lawful Neutral], portrayed as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralEvil Neutral Evil]
** Sonichu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulEvil Lawful Evil]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticNeutral Chaotic Neutral]
** Rosechu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueNeutral True Neutral] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralFemale Female]
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueNeutral True Neutral]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CityOfAdventure City Of Adventure]: CWCville is ''supposed'' to be like this, but it comes off more as a militaristic city-state out of an Orwellian nightmare that would put the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Warhammer40000 Tau Empire] to shame.
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick The Chick]: Rosechu -- her hobbies are "frolicing through the fields, shopping at CWCville mall and cooking."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Chickification Chickification]: Megagi La Skunk, who goes from being a tomboy wearing spiked collars in her introduction to donning a cheerleader outfit and being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Shallow Love Interest] like the rest of the female cast in the later issues.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasSpecial Christmas Special]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClicheStorm Cliché Storm]: There is close to zero originality here.
** There was one "skitch" that Chris thought he could get onto ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]''. It was the most original thing he'd ever drawn. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropesAreNotBad It was also much, much worse than the unoriginal rest of the comic.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColdBloodedTorture Cold Blooded Torture]: Chris and his Sonic recolors subject Asperpedia trolls to this at the end of ''Sonichu 10''. Before killing them. Somehow, the reader is supposed ''to root for the torturers''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CombinationAttack Combination Attack]: Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance! [''sic''] So awesome and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Animesque Animesque], it had to be misspelled both times it was used in the comics.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Missing The Point]: Oh where to begin...
** One major one is the aforementioned Rosechu stripping naked to fight for women's rights. That's not what women's rights are about...
** In one issue, Sonichu gets an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot upskirt view] of Rosechu, and reacts as you might expect.
::'''Rosechu's thoughts:''' "I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod." (Note that personality isn't mentioned.)
** That's because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter she doesn't have one].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monster]: Comic!Chris. While the real Chris Chandler is a pathetic loser with a lot of derangement, his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] blows out people's kneecaps after disarming them, destroyed a guy's home life even though he was enforcing the rules of the place Chris was soliciting at, seals up a building and blows it up ensuring no living thing escapes (justifying it with how their security was lackluster), then collapses another building full of people whose worst crime can be considered being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss JerkAss], killing one hundred people, injuring hundreds more, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMath leaving 250 people unaccounted for], before arranging a show trial for a bunch of people who murdered Simonla (but who really just making fun of him), and had them sentenced to be brutally tortured to death by every "good" character in the comic, including Simonla's less than a year old daughter. And he does it all with a gleeful smile on his face.
** Meanwhile, Slaweel only gets life for killing at least two people, and maybe even more, during her raid on CWCVille. Those two people being Chris' RL 'sweethearts'. Apparently, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe it's only worthy of the death penalty if it directly demeans Chris in any way].
*** Actually, both of those deaths were caused by collateral damage, which could be linked to the heroes as well as the villains.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicKeystone Cosmic Keystone]: The Sunstone. It gets forgotten the issue after it's introduced.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure Critical Research Failure]: Chris has made it clear he knows jack-shit.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrossPoppingVeins Cross Popping Veins]: In one picture of Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Crossover Crossover]: Of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Pokemon Pokémon]'', obviously. Sort of.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]: See [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThatUs Take That Us] below.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of Funny]: "I'm Jesus, s'up?"
** Fan-made ''Sonichu 11'' (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum Running The Asylum] below for details) gave us this conversation between Magi-Chan and Reginald Sneasel, which also serves as nice [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That] to Chris:
::'''Magi-Chan:''' "Reginald, I'm afraid I have some bad news, Angelica was just killed by Slaweel's bomb at the Mal-Wart. She was buying some feminine hygiene products when the bomb exploded. Sonichu had a fierce fight with her but was not able to stop her from explodin the bombs. Since I know you and Angelica were very close, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy I would suggest you buy a love doll from Specners Gifts or some other quality adult goods retailer to keep you company while you find another heartsweet to date and eventually have intercourse with after the third date]."
::'''Reginald:''' "This is terrible news. Thank you for telling me Magi-Chan. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForgottenFallenFriend I will take your idea of Spencers Gifts love doll into consideration.]"
** Unintentional, but Rosechu's "profile." It's so sexist, how can you not laugh?
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CureYourGays Cure Your Gays]: Chris' anti-gay vaccine. The fact that he donated some of his own blood to create said vaccine raises some hilarious unintended implications [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailYourMedicalBoardsForever if you know anything about how vaccines are made]. Also, it's stated that you need pure heterosexual blood to make it, and yet Future Chris is still alive at that point.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]: Issue 10, which features Chris torturing four people to death in the most brutally inhumane ways- including snapping their bones, shooting them at point black range, electrocuting someone until they end up a burned husk, and forcing a girl with the emotional maturity of a fourth grader to drill someone to death.
*Not to mention the grotesque, graphic (considering that it is supposed to be a comic for children) sex scenes.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap Death Is Cheap]: Averted as far as characters exclusive to his fictional universe goes. His argument against killing off [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Simonla] is that it would be terrible to deprive Wild Sonichu of his girlfriend.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Defictionalization Defictionalization]: [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ 4-cent garbage.com] was made into a real [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board], and since coming to the attention of the Internet, there now really are several organizations dedicated to making Chris miserable.
** Someone got fed up with Christian whining about being "[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|BALLZ-BROKEN (...) IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!']]" and created [http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic this game].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DemotedToExtra Demoted To Extra]: ''Sonichu himself'' takes a backseat to everyone else in the comic after issue #1.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedBisexual Depraved Bisexual]: Silvana.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedHomosexual Depraved Homosexual]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. His sexual orientation is variously characterized as being integral to his villain personality, making Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch somewhat out of touch] with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiscreditedTrope social mores]. At least [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JackChick Jack Chick] ''deliberately'' rattles cages.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero Designated Hero]: The protagonists spend all their time [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EverybodyHasLotsOfSex having sex and/or trying to have sex], and yet the readers are meant to support them and cheer them as heroes.
** While Chris calls women in his comic equal to men, they only exist for three reasons: looking pretty, shopping, and proving that all male characters in the comic are ''STRAIGHT!''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moment Of Suck]: Difficult to pin down. The comic ''started out'' as abysmally shitty, and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible somehow went] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItGotWorse further downhill] once Sonichu all but disappeared from it, and the addition of sex scenes certainly didn't help matters.
** Chris exacting revenge on Asperpedia trolls that forced him to kill Simonla ''by having them tortured to death in his comic''. And he does it to their comic book versions ''right after apologizing to real life Asperpedia trolls''.
*** And later he claimed that the guy who wanted him to kill Simonla and whose comic book version was murdered in the most gruesome way should be satisfied and move on, because Simonla is dead. Right before that, he also stated that... No, [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|this must be seen to be believed]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machina]: Magi-chan is "psychic", which means that he can teleport anyone in and out of action and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MrExposition explain, out of the blue, what the heck the other characters are supposed to actually do in these stories]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicPowers Psychic powers]: the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AddedAlliterativeAppeal perfect putty to plug] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotHole plot holes].
** And despite being the comic's #1 source of exposition and Psychic Ex Machina, Magi-chan somehow lost the leadership vote of the Chaotic Combo to Wild Sonichu.
** Not to forget the emergence of the never-before-seen-or-mentioned Bionic the Hedgehog to take out Reldnahc in Sonichu #6.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDevilIsALoser The Devil Is A Loser]: Beel, ostensibly a Satan analogue, but also the peevish secretary of the 4-Cent Garbage HQ.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research]: Oh, so many examples. To begin with, Chris thinks he can actually make money off this...
** In the very first episode, the rainbow's colors go red, orange, yellow, blue, green, purple, light purple.
** In Issue 10, Chris says he traveled through time and had sex with his future wife, who thought he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewYourself his future self]. Now he has a very hard time explaining to his furious fans why this sex under false pretense can't be considered rape.
** Issue 11 involves Sonichu and Rosechu's kids getting ready for Christmas and performing in a play. In what is supposed to be a public school, the play is Very Very Very Christian. Apparently separation of Church and state doesn't exist in CWCville.
** Also, the depiction that the comics give to the Cherokees is simply ludicrous: Not only does Comic!Chris claim to be a descendant of the king of the Cherokee tribe (notice that the Cherokee tribe wasn't a monarchy) but also claims that the Cherokees had as enemies a tribe named after an Asian condiment (no, seriously).
*** Not to mention his Cherokee ancestor is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyWhitey portrayed as Caucasian and wearing golden armor]. That's... not even stereotyping, that's just plain stupid.
** Chris believes that autism comes from an injection that doctors give to certain babies, and that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayPanic getting a blood transfusion from a gay person will turn you gay as well.]
** His mayor's office is located in the mall and he sees no problem with this. Also, CWCville gives free housing and about 1500 dollars a month to jobless.
** In the comic, Collosal Chris-Chan deletes everything in Asperpedia (hint: it's a MediaWiki site where nothing ever gets lost), blocks the admins (hint: it's a MediaWiki site where admins can unblock themselves), and deletes their user accounts (H:IAMWSW user accounts can't be deleted, by design). And to think that Chris claims to be the lord and ruler over all of CWCipedia, which incidentally is a MediaWiki site too...
** According to the CWCki, he makes references to ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]'' '''without even having watched it'''.
*** Which adds a real [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony Irony] to the fact that he had the daughter of a Simon [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErstatz Captain Erstatz] use [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsADrill a drill] to kill somebody.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution Disproportionate Retribution]: Chris inflicts a horrible curse on the Jerkhief that results in the loss of the poor guy's family, home, and everything he owns. Why? As payback for an ''almost'' beating that Chris ''nearly'' suffered and richly deserved. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralDissonance This was supposed to be an awesome moral victory for Chris, who was meant to be the obvious hero in this situation.]
** In Sonichu 10, Chris and Sonichu attack the 4-cent_garbage.com Tower, an in-comic representation of 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica, with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Rock] which causes the building to collapse, killing 100 of its workers and injuring another 150. Chris's following dialogue makes it clear that he thinks they deserved it, simply because they were making fun of him over the Internet.
** Likewise, in a (real life) situation where CChanSonichuCWC (AKA [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Liquid] Chris), a guy tricking Chris into thinking that people are confusing him and Chris, trolls Chris by having a girl named "Kacey" pretend to be conflicted in regards which guy she loves. Liquid tricks Chris into thinking that he has gotten Kacey to marry him (which was pretty easy considering how messed up poor Chris is). However, Chris responds by making a comic in which Liquid kidnaps Kacey and threatens Chris and Kacey with a small knife. So how does Chris respond? He ''pulls out a pistol and shoots Liquid (who has been disarmed at this point) in his calves.'' Kacey's parents ''are proud of him'' for doing this.
** A guy calls Meg Griffin a man. Chris gets upset. The guy calls Chris a woman. Chris punches him in the face. Not exactly someone with good self control...
** Based on rather flimsy evidence, they linked the creators of Asperchu to the murder of Simonla Rosechu. So what does Chris do? Have a show trial with an obviously biased judge, order the four to be executed and then kill them onscreen in the most brutal way possible, including the daughter of Simonla (who's mentally a fourth grader) ripping off all of Evan's limbs!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistaffCounterpart Distaff Counterpart]: Crystal, Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImaginaryFriend Dream Sibling].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistressBall Distress Ball]: Rosechu carries this. A LOT.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DungeonMaster Dungeon Master]: Magi-Chan has elements of this kind of character. Despite being near omniscient and very powerful, he usually does little more than teleport other characters where they need to go and serve as comic's resident MrExposition.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egopolis Egopolis]: CWCville=([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsPronouncedTroPAY pronounced "quickville"]), which is composed of the creator's initials, CWC, because everybody loves Chris.
** That's not even the half of it, the currency is named after him (C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and confusingly ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment C-QUARTERS]''), the only known radio station is KCWC, the drink of choice is CWC Cola, and the mayor's birthday is ''celebrated as a holiday'', under the name of ''Christian Love Day''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkhorse]: [[Yawning Squirtle]], a stoned-looking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Squirtle] who appears in only one panel in Episode 18, is widely considered to be CWC's best/only good character. [[List of Sonichu characters#Bill The Scientist|Bill the Scientist]] and the [[List of Sonichu characters#Boulder-Dropping Whale|Boulder-Dropping Whale]] are similar few-frame favorites.
** [[Kel]], Rosechu's original Trainer, is probably Chris's only original character, despite being yet another generic female and having only one sentence worth of character description (that she's a caring girl). She was all but forgotten after the first issue.
** Zapina is another character who isn't 100% slavishly derivative of another; while there is a trace of Amy Rose to her, the fact that she's part lightning bug shows a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun flash] of originality.
** Despite Sandy Rosechu's intended use as a giant "FUCK YOU" to Evan and the Asperpedia and otherwise fairly minor story presence thus far, the trolls' willingness to explore the psychological implications of having someone with the mentality of a fourth grader commit grisly murder has netted Sandy her own comic, ''Capering Berries''.
** Let's not forget [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants Mary Lee Walsh].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EsotericHappyEnding Esoteric HappyEnding]: Chris thinks that the ''Sonichu 10'' ending was the great victory of the forces of good. The readers think it was one of the most disturbing things Chris ever created and perhaps the ultimate proof of his derangement.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EverythingsBetterWithRainbows Everything's Better With Rainbows]: The rainbow formed from Sonichu's creation, which turned a Raichu into Rosechu and made eggs that would eventually hatch into the Chaotic Combo and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite Silvana]. After Chris realized that the rainbow was heavily associated with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QueerAsTropes a certain group of people], he has since redrawn a gratuitously gay-looking page to instead have a slim, trim version of himself leaping in front of the Pearly Gates.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilIsPetty Evil Is Petty]: Mary Lee Walsh and the Jerkops have nothing better to do with their time than hindering Chris's progress in his love quest.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilTwin Evil Twin]: Played straight ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun heh]) with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc], who is the complete opposite of Chris, a member of Team Rocket who later came out of the closet.
** Also, Black Sonichu (later renamed Blake, to avoid looking racist), who is to Sonichu what Shadow is to Sonic, only even more annoying. He's since undergone a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn Heel Face Turn], though.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilTowerOfOminousness Evil Tower Of Ominousness]: The 4-Cent Garbage Headquarters, all [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast 66+6] floors of it.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExpansionPackPast Expansion Pack Past]: The Chaotic Combo were originally birthed by the rainbow created when Sonichu became a Sonic/Pikachu hybrid, in the late '90s, at the same time as Sonichu. Supposedly this created all the Sonichus at once, except then Chris started adding in more and more Sonichus, some of whom were said to be ''older'' than Sonichu or Rosechu. Of course, Chris only noticed the non-continuity error problem with this setup: all his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] pics were of underage characters. Thus, Chris dropped two retcons: one, that the Sonichu eggs were sent ''back in time'' so everyone was 18, and ''then'' retconned that ''countless'' Sonichu eggs were sent ''all throughout time and space.'' That poor, fragile timeline...
** Taken to extremes on CWCipedia, where Chris drops all manner of information that should have been obvious a long time ago (like Sonichu and Rosechu being married and having children) or dolloping loads of plot that bloats the already crossover-laden series like nothing else.
** You would think he could have just solved the underage problem by pointing out that Sonichus presumably ''do not mature and age at the same rate as humans''. They are hedgehogs, after all.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower Eyepatch Of Power]: Jason Kendrick Howell, which unfortunately means a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Big Boss] look-alike has been dragged into the comic. Howell actually [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit planned this], sending Chris a picture of Big Boss and telling him it was a photo of him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Family Unfriendly Aesop]: If people are mean to you on the Internet, you can mass murder them, and celebrate their deaths by declaring a holiday.
** Reginald Sneasel subplot in ''Sonichu 9'': attempting to sabotage other people's relationships out of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenEyedMonster jealousy] is completely justified. ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe That is, of course, unless you try to sabotage Christian's "relationships"] - [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|in which case you deserve to die]].) An even if you fail to break them up, don't worry, just delve into some public self-pitying and someone will hook up with you out of pity.
** Sub-Episodes: loitering in the store with the stated intent to bother female customers is A-OK. People who try to make you stop doing that are all [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog autistic-kicking] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster complete monsters] who want to prevent you from finding love and make you stay [[virgin with rage]] forever - and for that reason, it's OK to hurt them.
** People you (claim to) love are disposable and easily replaceable. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities Your dog on the other hand...]
** Being gay makes you more evil than [[Beel|being Hitler's assistant]] or [[:File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|keeping a sex slave]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fandom Fandom]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom Inverted]. There has been literally only one person other than Chris to admit to actually liking ''Sonichu''. Even assuming it wasn't a troll, she certainly stopped after Chris publicly berated her.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanFicChopSuey Fan Fic Chop Suey]: Though it is mostly a combination of Pokemon and Sonic, random characters from completely unrelated franchises will inexplicably show up, from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Futurama Richard Nixon's head-in-a-jar] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays]. In recent issues, the Transformers have also shown up, albeit heavily plagiarized versions of the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransformersAnimated Transformers Animated]'' cast. ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBumblebee Bumba-Lumba?])
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatalFlaw Fatal Flaw]: Just like in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], despite [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GaryStu being such a fantastic guy that everyone loves], Chris just can't get a girl (which he blames on the "Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor", believing that the reason he can't find a Boyfriend-Free Girl is because they're all already taken, and the fact that his criteria for such a woman are improbably strict certainly doesn't help). And later on in the comic, he can't hold ''onto'' a girl. He's actually gone through about three or four gal pals since he entered the time void, although only two had appearances in the comic (and both said they would wait for him).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant]: Everything that is meant to be erotic, due to the sloppy coloring, terrible perspective, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffModel Off Model] nature of ''everything''...
** And if that doesn't do it, just remember: if it's meant to be erotic, Chris was masturbating to it when he drew it. That's a guarantee.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveManBand Five Man Band]: The <strike>Chaotix</strike> Chaotic Combo. Granted, they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter don't have any personality], but let's classify them to our best:
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheHero The Hero]: Wild Sonichu
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLancer The Lancer]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy]: Magi-chan Sonichu
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Punchy Sonichu
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick The Chick]: Both Bubbles and Angelica Rosechu
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForgottenFallenFriend Forgotten Fallen Friend]: Anytime anybody dies in the comic, their survivors take a panel or so to say "we've got to move on" and do just that. Possibly because the author is a borderline sociopath who does the same thing in real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForTheEvulz For The Evulz]: All of the villains have little motivation towards tormenting Chris beyond "because." Apparently they just don't want him to find True Love. Virginia is for Virgins, after all.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> "Slaweel the Witch" hates love because she's a social outcast who isn't loved herself.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight Freud Was Right]: Two of the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm narmy] lines listed below, as well as the, um, ''interesting'' image of a pistol [[Jerkop|on this page]]. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, which makes Chris's constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today] assertions a bit awkward.
** He actually went back and redrew all scenes with the [[Straw|Drinking Straw of Fail]] to make it look less phallic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrozenInTime Frozen In Time]: The popularity of franchises, aspects, popular music, fads and toys within the comics and the subject's life seems to be stuck perpetually in 1999, the latest time it seems Chris had any semblance of a positive social life. The only modern thing about either aspect is that he is a PS3 fanboy and owns an HDTV, but it's doubtful he uses the latter to actually watch any high definition television programming. He also likes ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheClevelandShow The Cleveland Show]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryFandom Furry Fandom]: After a fashion. Chris obviously enjoys sexualized anthropomorphic animals (and has even confessed that he might, under the right circumstances, have [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat sex with a dog]), but he doesn't belong to any community.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenNerdsHaveStandards Even Furries have standards], you know.
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderBlenderName Gender Blender Name]: Kel is female, while Magi-Chan and Chris-Chan are both male (-''chan'' (ちゃん) is a mostly feminine Japanese suffix).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox Generation Xerox]: [[Sandy Rosechu]], [[Simonla Rosechu]]'s daughter. Introduced as a way of keeping Simonla after killing her off.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw Godwin's Law]: Beel, a secretary for 4-cent garbage, was revealed to be an assistant for Hitler and is condemned to being a troll for all eternity. Chris tries to pull an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards Even Evil Has Standards] thing, but he makes it so Beel is angry at Jack and Clyde for being "homo trolls." Cue [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm].
** Ironically, since Nazis also killed homosexuals, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation one could interpret Beel's disgust] as that of an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint unrepentant damned soul].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese Gratuitous Japanese]: Jiggliami's song "War of Love" (a ripoff of "Love is War" by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Vocaloid Miku Hatsune], "written" by one of Chris's "sweethearts") in Episode 18.
** Chris also has a tendency to refer to himself as "Chris-Chan." Please note that this is usually a ''feminine'' honorific.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GroinAttack Groin Attack]: Called 'Kicking them in the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Sourdough Area]' in Chris terms. He does it to a Jerkop in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_0/Page_38 Subepisode 1], and is recommended by Chris as the ideal form of self-defense against both regular and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KingMook king-sized] Jerkops in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_56 Sub-Episode 6].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreekChorus Greek Chorus]: In some of the early, Sonichu-centered comics, Chris.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenEyedMonster Green Eyed Monster]: Chris is quite guilty of misandry, since he detests every other male on the planet (with a handful of exceptions) as a romantic rival. Wes Iseli in particular became a villain in the comic since he was dating Chris' friend Sarah, thus denying Chris a chance with her. His bizarre hatred of gay men makes even less sense, since they're ''clearly'' not rivals.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn Heel Face Turn]: <strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications Black Sonichu]<strike> <strike>Blachu</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Blake].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite Hermaphrodite]: Silvana. And before you ask, yes, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule 34 art] of Silvana exists.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath Heroic Sociopath]: Whether it's cursing a security guard because of an almost-beating or shooting out the kneecaps of <strike>the impostor</strike> the TRUE AND HONEST CWC.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel]: Chris drawing each of the members of the Asperpedia being brutally tortured and executed in gory detail. The childish art just serves to make it even more unsettling.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HonorBeforeReason Honor Before Reason]: The supposed villain <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> Slaweel Ryam, of all people. In ''Sonichu 10'', right before her final battle with Chris, she decided not to rely on Count Graduon's help and only fight Chris with her own powers; she even allowed Chris to destroy Graduon's wand. Needless to say, Chris didn't even think about returning the favor and reverting back from his SuperMode; the result was a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp Battle] ending with Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing Slaweel].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdiotPlot Idiot Plot]: Conceptualized, written and drawn by one Idiot Author.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdolSinger Idol Singer]: Jiggliami.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I Just Want My Beloved To Be Happy]: Chris claimed this with Kacey and Liquid, until the next day when he saw that wouldn't work and made a video proclaiming that "SHE IS MINE NOW!!!"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKEAErotica IKEA Erotica]: Rosechu actually says "Insert Rod A into Slot B" before sex with Sonichu. It's intended to be erotic, apparently.
** This is actually a joke he stole from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' and taken out of context. The original joke was actually the page quote for the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKEAErotica IKEA Erotica] page. Either Chris tried to add humor to the sex or he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint completely missed the point of the joke in the first place].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKnowMortalKombat I Know Mortal Kombat]: Jiggliami's manager, Blanca, who also plays "lead [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]" for her. It's not entirely clear whether she plays an actual guitar and plays ''Guitar Hero'' on the side for practice ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IDontKnowMortalKombat which, as many will attest, doesn't work]), or if all she can play is ''Guitar Hero'' (which makes it all the more difficult to believe she and Jiggliami are huge pop stars).
** It may have to do with Chris' apparent belief that being good at ''Guitar Hero'' gives him actual musical ability.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsBeenDone It's Been Done]: When someone asked about Chris willfully stealing gags from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSimpsons The Simpsons]'', he said (and this is an exact quote): "taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. 'Simpsons Did It.'" Note that he's quoting an episode of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]'' where Butters kept accidentally recapping episodes of ''TheSimpsons''. Key word: '''Accidentally.''' Chris has taken this as carte blanche to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint have no original humor anywhere in his comic].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly Lame Pun]: The "Anchuent Prophecy" was originally believed to be a simple typo, until someone realized it was meant to be a pun on Soni'''chu'''. And lo, there was much [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm facepalming].
** Lovely Weather, Chris's "future wife".
*** Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenRecord Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonSequitur Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with...]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InferredHolocaust Inferred Holocaust] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoEndorHolocaust No Endor Holocaust] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatMeasureIsAMook What Measure Is A Mook]: We are told that the Jerkops swell their numbers using a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypnoRay hypnotic ray gun] that only affects the mentally impaired. That's kind of offensive on its own, but it also means that when the heroes do battle with them, they're actually beating the hell out of innocent, retarded people. No character has thus far seen fit to raise this dilemma.
** In issue 9, one mention is finally made of the idea of rehabilitating. The characters still beat the brainwashed Jerkops just as mercilessly, however, so nothing has changed in that regard.
** As of issue 10, all of the Jerkops have been rehabilitated by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperMode Ultra Sonichu].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility Informed Ability]: Punchy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual apparently] a master of "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonSequitur random-access humor]," but, as of the end of Sonichu 10, has never used it.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths "I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"] Not so much if you thought that 4 billionth of a percent of 3 billion was 100.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAttractiveness Informed Attractiveness]: Kel calls Rosechu "as beautiful as a rose."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAttribute Informed Attribute]: All of the Rosechus in this comic only act as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] for their respective Sonichu and play up rather outdated female archetypes. In [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Mailbag #7]] he assigned each of them personalities (one even said to be a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tomboy Tomboy]) which are never even hinted at in the comics.
** Chris must really like this trope; when [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll his fans]] point out that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter his characters lack personalit]] and that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrangledByTheRedString he forces characters into poorly written relationships], he simply responds with something like "[[Mailbag_46|My characters Have Personality]]" or "[[Mailbag_52|they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value]]" and doesn't even bother to elaborate on this (never mind doing something crazy, like ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell actually showing this in the comic]'').
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheHood In The Hood]: Jason Kendrick Howell conceals his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower Eyepatch Of Power] with a voluminous cloak.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheNameOfTheMoon In The Name Of The Moon]: Chris and his "dream sibling" Crystal often announce their status of warriors of love and honesty, while [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon Sailor Megtune] is fond of these speeches as well.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Jossed Jossed]: Chris attempted to disprove [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moon-Pals a popular fan theory that Yawning Squirtle, Boulder-Dropping Whale and Bill The Scientist are trapped on the Moon with their friends (Metal Sonichu, Kel, Allison Amber and large amounts of weed, among others)], claiming that Squirtle and Whale were caught by Pokémon trainers and showing Bill working as a doctor in CWCville. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll Christian's fans], however, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Discontinuity generally disregarded this development].
** Some trolls suspected that Lovely Weather, Christian's "future wife" from ''Sonichu 10'', was based on his ex-sweetheart "The Wallflower", but Chris claimed that wasn't the case.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KamehameHadoken Kamehame Hadoken]: Christian's "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]," which is tragically performed in real life in a non-parodical manner.
** [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Yes, he actually thinks this works|He even used it to curse (real life) Mary Lee Walsh...]] [[Jackie e-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|and he apparently did it in her presence, while she was giving him a stern lecture in her office]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KangarooCourt Kangaroo Court]: The Asperpedia trolls' trial in the ''Sonichu 10'' finale, complete with a clearly biased judge and crappy defence attorney.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KudzuPlot Kudzu Plot]: Not a traditional example of this, because the story isn't really all that complex, but people who read both the comic and have followed the real-life drama probably can't help but feel that there's just no way Chris can tie up the trolling-inspired plot threads into anything resembling a comprehensible whole. (''If'' Chris bothers at all, that is.) Thus far, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] was introduced as Chris's "bodyguard" out of the blue (never seen before, likely never to be seen again), one "galpal"'s house got blown up with no good explanation, and the readers are supposed to be ''on the edge of their seats'' and ''thrilled'' to find out how Chris will handle the Ivy plotline now that she's gone and he has gone through ''one more'' girlfriend in real life. But never worry! Chris apparently solved all of the plotholes by bringing in ''Transformers''.
** And Ivy has been confirmed as to be HUNG by elevator wires!
*** Kudzu Plot meets the machete.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging Lampshade Hanging]: Quoth Mary Lee Walsh, "Eh... first we've had the parodic transformations, now we actually have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon pretty girl sailor soldier]? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement What a kooky world]."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist Lazy Artist]: Particularly in recent comics, Chris often skimps on actual ''drawing'' in his comic. Many pages just consist of characters ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FloatingHeadSyndrome bodies often optional]) floating in white space surrounded by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallOfText a fortress of text] describing scenes he didn't feel like showing the viewers. His justification is that [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_19 other comics have "loads of dialogue" and that doing it this way saves marker ink].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegionOfDoom Legion Of Doom]: In issue 7, all the previous villains (excluding [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse Metal Sonichu]) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainTeamUp team up] and try to take over CWCville.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegoGenetics Lego Genetics]: Chris apparently believes that homosexuality is genetic, and during his stay in the time void, his comic self donated some of his "untainted straight blood" for the creation of an anti-gay vaccine, which he intends to use to wipe homosexuality off the face of the Earth. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology Forever] is an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger understatement].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Life Embellished]: 90% of the comic, especially the sub-episodes. And because it's life ''embellished'', Chris gets to win his fights and explain why he's right and his enemies wrong.
** Chris has, as of the end of issue 9, promised to not include anything from his real life in future issues. The claim remains dubious since Chris is not exactly known for being humble, and he seems to have no plans of getting rid of his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar]. He broke his promise starting with the very first page of the next issue, which once again revolved arond him getting revenge on those who've 'wronged' him in real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LimitedWardrobe Limited Wardrobe]: Chris is almost exclusively depicted in his "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SesameStreet Ernie] Shirt."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads Of Characters]: There are [[List_of_Sonichu_characters|tons]] of characters in this comic, all of which are either characters from different [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Canon canons], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz poor rip-offs] of characters from different canons, or people from real-life who have the misfortune to find themselves in CWCville.
**As of Issue 10 there are 174 characters in the series.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lolicon Lolicon]: Zapina, who "[[Zapina|just turned 14-years cute]]," wants to pose nude for women's rights just like all the other female characters, but in a bizarre inversion of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereShouldBeALaw There Should Be A Law] can't because of those "dumb" laws. Bonus [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick squick] points for the "dumb laws" comment being made by one of the ''adult'' characters, not Zapina.
** Villain Jason Howell is portrayed as having a leashed 17-year-old girlfriend/slave with whom he does things "illegal in all 50 states." Mostly this is a case of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research], because in most American states, the age of consent is 16 or 17. Though since owning a slave is illegal, technically anything you do to her is likely illegal.
** In a possible subversion, "Lolisa" Rosechu is the oldest Rosechu at age 20.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin MacGuffin]: The seven Sonichu Balls (<strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IThoughtItMeant not what you're thinking], though Sonichu's genitalia are examined in worrisome detail in issue #8</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight exactly what you're thinking]), reminiscent of the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonBall Dragon Balls] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]. Their full powers have yet to be explored, and though it was likely they would have be used to bring Chris back from his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus bus trip], even this theory proves incorrect as Magi-chan simply brings Chris back with his generously used powers. It turns out they make [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sues] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreThanInfinite even more Godlike].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AManIsNotAVirgin A Man Is Not A Virgin]: Averted. As in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], the comic version of Chris is fully committed to his "Love Quest", and isn't shy about declaring to the world that he is still a virgin. A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Virgin With Rage], to be precise.
** Subverted: In Sonichu 10, he has sex with his ''future wife'', having mistaken him for the Chris she married.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia Mary Suetopia]: CWCville, where all benefit from the wise and magnanimous rule of Christian Weston Chandler. "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking Tobacky]" and alcohol are banned, though the mayor has eventually abandoned his principles and gotten on the booze.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything The Mayor Who Doesn't Do Anything]: Despite being CWCville's mayor, Chris delegates his duties to assistant, former movie star [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexySecretary Allison] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypercompetentSidekick Amber] (who quit her glamorous film career to pursue her life-long dream of doing menial labour for an insane manchild), leaving him free to loiter around business as part of his Love Search or fight the forces of evil.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MediumBlending Medium Blending]: Several comics feature stills of Chris in place of the drawn version interacting with drawn characters. Unfortunately it's as seamless as it was in ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CoolWorld Cool World]'', but even more awkward and creepy as he either brings his dog back to life through artwork or performs a horrible self-penned ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]''-inspired song with his characters reconfigured into a circa-1999 [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoyBand Boy Band]. The pictures are ill-posed in addition to make Chris seem even more out of place.
** Not to mention he actually confesses right out a shirt picked to wear for one of the scenes "was in the laundry pile."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]: How the comic and its creator became "famous" amongst the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board] crowd, and, like a virus, has now spread to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropes TV Tropes].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindScrew Mind Screw]: Basically the entire comic, albeit unintentionally.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedFandom Misamimed Fandom]: The comics are aimed at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids kids and teenagers], yet contain gratuitous sex scenes and often center around Chris's personal life and problems, things that kids don't need to see and wouldn't be interested in, respectively. Beyond that, almost the entirety of his audience is made up of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board] trolls, which is even sadder considering how frequently Chris tries to appeal to his "true and loyal fanbase", which doesn't even exist.
** One troll tactic was to try to give Chris the impression that Sonichu had acquired a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedFandom Misaimed Fandom] [[Gay_4_Sonichu|in the gay community]]. A [[User:Champthom/Paper|fake paper]] was also written, detailing the supposed homosexual [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Subtext subtext] of Sonichu. Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Homos|raging homophobe with strong hints of "self-hating closet case"]], so it shouldn't be hard for you to imagine [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilarityEnsues how he reacted].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MismatchedEyes Mismatched Eyes]: Chris, both in the comics and in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], although the comic severely exaggerates this trait. Naitsirhc, being (at least in theory) Chris's opposite, has a red right and orange left eye.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]: "Panda died! Boo hoo for 2 frames! Let's go kick some Transformer ass like nothing happened!" A weird example of the trope in that the characters have an uncanny ability to completely forget that something absolutely awesome or something devastatingly tragic happened. It's as if the ''characters'' didn't notice the change of the mood in the situations.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralDissonance Moral Dissonance]: As noted above, the Jerkops are made up, at least in part, of people under mind control. It is never implied that the heroes attempt to break this control or even that they feel remorse over having to pulverise innocents (''mentally deficient'' innocents, no less).
** He blows up a building that offered free webservice because they didn't have good enough security features, then collapses another full of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerk Asses] because they were mean to him. He brushes off these things or celebrates them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon]: Alec and crew kill Simonla, and in response they are put through what can be best described as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JokerJury Joker Jury] before being found guilty and sentenced by the judge [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodLaw all at the same hearing, without the jury being given any time to deliberate]. They are then sentenced to an execution where [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AFeteWorseThanDeath just about every character in the comic who was ever portrayed positively takes part in a wrathful execution of the whole bunch, involving mutilation and children taking part]. We're then treated to a speech written by Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo in which he berates everyone for fighting about anything and talks about how his birthday will solve everything bad in the world ever].
** While the final scene was unquestionably the most disgusting and horrible, it wasn't the Moral Event Horizon; that came much earlier when Chris destroyed a building full of innocent people and killed about 100 of them for making fun of him on the internet, made even worse by the fact that up until that point [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThouShaltNotKill the characters of the comic didn't kill their enemies]. The torture scene was awful, but by that point the characters were already irredeemable.
*** Right after that there was an intended example, where [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] (who Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust has a crush on]) gushes over Chris and even kisses him, but is then revealed to be Silvana. It doesn't work, though, due to all of the comic's supposed antagonists being more likable than the heroes.
** A lot of the things the ''real'' Chris has said, talked about, and even spoken about can evoke this. One could say that him drawing porn of Megan is this (Chris says that he had to do it, or ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeAsDrama he could have possibly went too far]''), ''laughing at 9/11'', and wishing the deaths of all the people who troll him. Suffice to say, the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] is only ''marginally'' worse, it's ''even worse'' when you consider that ''the comic is his own sick [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]''.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]? He actually believes that fiction exists in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]-esque dimension. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Which means...] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint he ruined] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WildMassGuessing Wild Mass Guessing] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuinedForever FOREVER]!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostCommonSuperPower Most Common Super Power]: Mary Lee Walsh has this not just in fanart, but in the later issues as well.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyGirlIsASlut My Girl Is A Slut]: Pretty much ''every single goddamn Rosechu in this comic.'' When they're not out shopping, they're either having sex or stripping "for women's rights." And let's not even get into "Rage Against the Garbage"...
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm]: "Well, after eating my eight daily McNuggets, I'm ready to pull out my Attraction Sign and get a Boyfriend-Free Girl". ''Among so many, many others''.
** Episode 14 contains these two awesomely out-of-context lines: "My two balls!" and "I cannot be deprived of my balls."
** Episode 6: "Ow! I hurt in three places!"
** [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler/Page_2 Simonla's death scene] was particularly hilarious. She died from an ''exploding toilet.''
** The scene from ''Sonichu 10'' where [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_39 Chris yells "I AM A MAN!" and punches a guy] is quite narmy in itself thanks to being badly drawn (even by Christian's usual standards) as well as being a part of obvious author's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment], but it's also made unintentionally funny when you notice its (probably not intended) similarity to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AtopTheFourthWall certain reviewer's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Catch Phrase].
** "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|I set my ASS ON FIRE!]]"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NarmCharm Narm Charm]: Barely qualifies. Some parts contain enough [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin typos] and awful dialogue to evoke the awesomeness that is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Half Life Full Life Consequences]'', but not enough to really make the comic enjoyable on its own.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Crystal Weston Chandler the "dream sibling" of Chris, and Crystal Weston Chandler the divinely-ordained future daughter of Chris, as revealed by God and Jesus in his dreams. The trolls are having a field day with the Freudian implications of all this.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel Nightmare Fuel]: The Giant Penis Comic, and the rest of Chris' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] artwork.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuelColoringBook Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]: All of Chris' art looks like one of these. He draws at the level of an eight year old, but depicts everything from disembowelment to finger-fucking.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonIndicativeName Non Indicative Name]: The Chaotic Combo does not produce chaos on a regular basis. Magi-chan is a <strike>psychic</strike> walking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machina], not a magician or wizard. Bionic the Hedgehog is 100% organic; he is not a cyborg, an android, or a robot. Collosal-chan is no bigger than Christian unless you consider obesity equivalent to size. Super Chris-chan Sonichu is just Chris-chan Sonichu with some wing hairclips on. We still have no idea what Merried Senior Comic is supposed to even ''mean''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotRightInTheBed Not Right In The Bed]: This is how Bubbles Rosechu discovers her lover is really resident shapeshifting hermaphrodite Silvana, except it happened during ''public'' sex...
** They never really got around to the sex. But this is still after an all-powerful psychic warned her that it was a trap. And after the creation of Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOfTheWeek Girl Of The Week] found the real Blake and called to warn her.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffhandBackhand Offhand Backhand]: Done by Chris to a Jerkop in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_0/Page_38 Sub-Episode 1].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffModel Off Model]: The character designs are barely consistent. Case in point: a Jerkop that went from square to spherical ''within the same page''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou The Only One Allowed To Defeat You]: Sonichu saves <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> Slaweel Ryam's life in episode 20 because "the final blow belongs to Christian." <strike>Seeing as how he claims he's being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus] for good, that blow will never come.</strike> Chris returned immediately, had a heart-to-heart talk with Slaweel, learned about her [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse], declared he'll never forgive her anyway and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment beat her up], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing her in the process].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Perhaps unintentionally, Magi-Chan appears to be the only sane resident of CWCville, as he just doesn't seem to care about "sweethearts".
** Because he knows the future and knows he'll end up with Silvana. Which may indicate he's just surrendered to the madness.
*** Chris stated [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual in the CWCipedia article about Magi-Chan] that he and Silvana are already in love. And because Chris doesn't like to waste time on building his characters' relationships, in the future issues of ''Sonichu'' the two will almost certainly be shown as being a couple already.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrphanedSeries Orphaned Series]: If not one already, then at least speedily headed that way, or so many [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans] believe; the comic hasn't seen any substantial updates in months (we'd call it a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slip] if Chris had ever actually had a schedule), and it's clear to many people that, now that he is out of school, jobless, living at home, and has little reason left to even leave his room (having successfully managed to get himself banned from almost any place in his small town he considers worth visiting), Chris, along with his deteriorating health, is rapidly becoming lazier than ever; in March 2010, he made a particularly nasty post on his [[CWC Blog|blog]] viciously lashing out at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trolls fans] who dared suggest that he consider updating the comic, strongly indicating that even drawing the comic, the one mildly non-passive activity he seems to have ever somewhat enjoyed, is looking more and more like work to him. Combine this with the fact that he has recently [[100 2188|officially relinquished the CWCipedia]] (the site where he used to post the comic), and chances of any updates in the foreseeable future look more and more remote.
** The series has been picked up by Vivian and Alec and have claimed Sonichu as their own due to the way Chris filled out the copyright form which left a loophole. Sonichu Series 2 is currently getting daily updates.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Orwellian Editor]: Chris has gone back to earlier comics and changed the names of characters based off of real life people. Mary Lee Walsh was given a new name and he denies that she was based on his college dean, but that the character was meant an evil clone of her... or something. Which was never mentioned at all in the originals, of course.
** In point of fact, his retcon was that the character in the comic is the "original" Mary Lee Walsh (and, in particular, the Dean of his college) who was replaced, ''in the real world'', by a good counterpart. Yes, rather than retconning just in the comic, he retcons real life.
** Made more baffling when he thinks he can solve the "copyright" problems around Simonla Rosechu by stating a retraction and claiming that Simonchu wasn't the source of inspiration.
** Also, he edited a comment in the mailbag section about the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." The original comment was "Let Obama repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions," and he changed it to something less offensive after backlash ensued.
*** The preservation of Chris's... "antics" seems to be one big reason the CWCki exists.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PainfulRhyme Painful Rhyme]: "[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]" uses lance/radiance, and the more obvious tweet/''heartsweet''. Groan.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares Pair The Spares]: When Layla and Punchy hook up, Reginald (who'd had a crush on Layla) and Angelica (who Punchy use to have a crush on) follow suit... after Reginald ''tells Angelica how he tried to sabotage Layla and Punchy hooking up and she decided he was justified in doing so.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PalsWithJesus Pals With Jesus]: Both God and Jesus (aka GodJesus) have appeared in-comic to congratulate Ivy on being Chris' future mate. Since Ivy was a troll, this raises some [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodIsEvil interesting theological questions].
** So Chris thinks he's Christ? ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun Get it?])
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot Panty Shot]: Later episodes have a lot of shots of Rosechu's panties, one of which even got Chris banned from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeviantART DeviantART] the second time. Presumably intended as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanService Fan Service], but Rosechu's questionable age and furriness combined with Chris' terrible art make it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant] instead.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParodyRetcon Parody Retcon]: Chris believes that calling his comic a parody will allow him to make money off it. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Yeah]. Even though it doesn't really parody either ''Sonic'' or ''Pokémon'' (or any of the other countless shows it references) so much as it slavishly imitates them when Chris isn't [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wangst wangsting] about his nonexistent love life. Evidence suggests that Chris doesn't even know what a parody is, and thinks of it as just a magic word he can use to stave off lawsuits.
** It's worth mentioning that pretty much all "fan" creations are true [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatireParodyPastiche parodies/satires], and Chris gets riled up when someone makes a parody of ''his'' (non-original) work.
** He made his version of characters from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' who are based on characters on Sonichu who are "parodies" of Pikachu and Sonic, making it a case of a parody of a parody of a parody.
*** Then the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' comics parodied that, so now we have parodies of parodies of parodies of parodies. Whew!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PoesLaw Poe's Law]: Many optimists out there refuse to believe that Sonichu and its creator aren't just elaborate satires of fanfic culture, so-much-so that the [[Frequently Asked Questions|CWCki specifically addresses the issue in its FAQ]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryConfusion Pokémon Confusion]: Your average CWCville Pokémon has about a 50/50 chance of being either a regular Pokémon or a humanoid Poké-person with clothes and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries Non Mammal Mammaries].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Plagiarism Plagiarism]: All of the jokes in Sonichu are lifted verbatim from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExcelSaga Excel Saga]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' and various [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim] shows. Bonus fail points for often reproducing them without the context that made them funny. Many of the drawings are actually traced from other images - which is pretty surprising, because one would expect traced artwork to, you know, ''look as good as the original artwork.'' No such luck here.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotHole Plot Hole]: Chris eventually makes it "legal for all homosexuals to do as they please within the city", unaware that just a few pages before, he "cured" homosexuality.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotRelevantAgeUp Plot Relevant Age Up]: The daughter of Wild and Simonla transformed from a [[Sonee & Rosey|Rosey]] into [[Sandy Rosechu]] and gained intellectual abilities of a fourth-grader in a mere week since her birth (just in time to participate in Asperpedia trolls' execution). In retrospect, this event - clearly proving that Sonichus and Rosechus don't age at the same rate as people do - makes Christian's decision to age them all up to 18 even more pointless.
** This also has [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications interesting implications] for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids], which, by contrast, haven't matured since at least ''Sonichu 9''. If Chris is to be believed, happiness and friendship influence evolution of Sonichus and Rosechus. Sandy, despite losing her mother, apparently was happy enough to reach her next [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvolutionaryLevels evolutionary level] in a week; CWCki people were quick to point out that it indicates that Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids don't evolve because they are very unhappy, most likely because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents Sonichu and Rosechu are unbelievably bad parents].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure Potty Failure]: Happens to Reldnahc once. Also to Chris himself, as his bad health has given him slight fecal incontinence, and he's not at all ashamed to admit that he does this.
** On that spoiler, there is some linkage between autism and lack of bowel control. I'm not sure if it's only correlational, but I do believe I heard this somewhere.
*** It was revealed that Chris's awfully bad nutrition (never drinks water, never eats fresh fruit or fresh vegetables, lives off nothing but fast food, soda and assorted candy) are the source of his digestive problems and chronical constipation/fecal incontinence. His erratic behavior is also worsened by all the sugar and caffeine present on his diet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Rock]: Used to demolish the 4-Cent Garbage building by, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer believe it or not], using ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''/''Rock Revolution'' instruments to sing a song about how much better ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]'' used to be, sung to the tune of ''Cat Scratch Fever''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerTrio Power Trio]: Subverted. Chris, Sarah Hammer and Wes Iseli were destined to stop the evil Count Graduon, but Chris wrote both of them out of the comic after he met Megan.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProductPlacement Product Placement]: And he's not even ''paid'' to endorse products.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProtagonistCenteredMorality Protagonist Centered Morality]: Did you "wrong" Chris in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life]? It doesn't matter what your intentions were, you'll be portrayed as a love-hating, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog autistic-kicking] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll] in his comic!
** This has gotten so ridiculous that the heroes have actually committed much worse actions than the villains, but the villains are portrayed as unquestionably evil for the simple fact that Chris doesn't like them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProtectionFromEditors Protection From Editors]: A fundamental part of what makes Chris and his comic so infamous - everything he writes and draws goes online practically unfiltered, resulting in several mailbag complaints, retcons and backhanded apologies, many of which would not have been necessary in the first place if Chris had bothered to recruit an editor. The CWCipedia's SysOp is essentially the closest thing Chris has to an editor, but usually her notes to Chris come far after the damage has already been done.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicPowers Psychic Powers]: Magi-Chan, complete with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PstandardPsychicPstance Pstandard Psychic Pstances].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PunchClockVillain Punch Clock Villain]: In real life, "Jerkops" (mall security) are just doing their jobs, though in-universe they're explicitly evil and hate love, and especially despise virgins like Chris.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus]: Several. Metal Sonichu is still up on the moon, waiting for his comeback; chances are, Chris has forgotten about him completely. Sarah Hammer, aka Saramah Rosechu, disappeared from the comic after she got married to <strike>Jack's Knight</strike> William Spicer. Chris's dream sister, Crystal Weston Chandler was removed when she was trapped in the "dark mirror" by Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon. All the characters promised to go and rescue her, but the next comic was about them going on spring break and having lots of sex, and Crystal hasn't been mentioned again until Chris goes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] and ties up the loose ends as quickly as possible. Jiggliami and Blanca were shooed off the comic after Chris's breakup with Blanca (a troll in disguise), with a footnote explaining that Jiggliami went away and had a successful career. Christian himself was removed for a brief period of time after he was lost in the time void. Then he came back, and left again, explicitly announcing that he won't be back and is going to leave the story to its title character.
** [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_1 He broke his promise on the very first page of Issue 10.] Then again, the entire issue is basically Chris taking a machete to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KudzuPlot Kudzu Plot].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABusToHell Put On A Bus To Hell]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash Bus Crash]: Chris's real-life "sweethearts" who all just so happen to die (such as PandaHalo or Ivy) are memorialized in the comics by ''dying even more horrible deaths.'' Chris seems to think that since they died in real life, it's his duty to replicate and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible exaggerate] their gruesome demises in the comic. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger And yet his dead dog is still a recurring character.]
** Chris attempted to justify this by claiming that if the women had come to him, he might have kept them alive in the comic.
*** Which, since they did die in real life as far as Chris knows, is physically impossible. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Until you realize Chris believes people who go to Heaven when they die can come back whenever they want.]
** Then he took out two of his enemy characters not through an honorable fight, but having them realize homosexuality is wrong, that Chris was right, and suddenly be content to commit suicide by jumping down their building's 72-story elevator shaft (which is 72 floors because the building which contained evil was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast 66+6 floors tall]. Obviously, making it 666 feet tall wouldn't have been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic logical]). Never mind that there are so many better options to change their ways besides death.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale Rape Is Okay When It's Female On Male]: Rosechu's heroic "face-rape" of Jason Kendrick Howell, a clear victory for the forces of good.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLifeWritesThePlot Real Life Writes The Plot]: Interfere with Chris' love quest or troll him hard enough, and you too could appear in an issue of ''Sonichu'' to be beaten up by mutant hedgehogs.
** Throughout January and February 2010 he was repeatedly ordered to kill Simonla Rosechu because she was based on Asperpedia contributor Evan's character, and Evan didn't want her in the comic anymore. After persistently refusing, Chris lost his site. He then decided to finally [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler/Page_2 kill Simonla] in order to get his site back. After her [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm death scene], Magi-Chan stated that he knew who killed Simonla. And what a surprise - turns out that Asperpedia trolls were behind it. So Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck has them all tortured] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon to death].
*** Also, he immediately weaseled out of Simonla's death by introducing her nearly-identical daughter to the comic. Since that's just ''another'' gender-flipped version of Simonchu (who thanks to the additional spines, actually looks ''more'' like Simonchu than Simonla did), we can probably expect the site to get shut down again pretty soon.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Retcon]: Several. Chris changed the names of characters who are based on real people, because a troll posing as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShigeruMiyamoto Shigeru Miyamoto] tricked him into it. Chris has independently changed names and drawings he feared could be viewed as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HoYay homosexual subtext], most noticeably a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplashPanel Splash Panel] which has been entirely redrawn due to its original rainbow background, and several drawings of a Raichu were redrawn to change the shape of its tail, proving Rosechu evolved from a female Raichu to alleviate [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewerGenderConfusion Viewer Gender Confusion]. CWCki has a more in-depth list of retcons [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|here]].
** The funny thing about the Rosechu issue is that he could have just said that the design of Rosechu was before most Pokemon had distinctions between genders (the exceptions being the Nidorans).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin Rouge Angles Of Satin] ''and'' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Wanton Cruelty To The Common Comma]: Both in the comic itself and in anything else he writes. Even though he types out his comic's dialogue, he doesn't bother to spell-check, so some rather terrible typos slip through - even though he has had no trouble whatsoever going back and altering captions and dialogue for the sake of retconning (and when he does, he neglects to fix his typos along with it). He also has a tendency in written correspondence to go ALLCAPS or Randomly Capitalize Words for no Reason Whatsoever.
**He even has a character named '''Merried Seinor Comic'''.
** It is "last rites," NOT "last rights."
** My favorite recurring Sonichu typo is "dood" for "good."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]: Not only does the creator make 34 of his own characters (and people he knows from real life) and upload it to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] in "protest" of the site, but his "fans" are also more than willing to draw their own.
** Chris sometimes even encourages his "fans" to draw 34 for him, including one instance where he demanded that a troll draw a picture of Rosechu "masturbatin' and squirtin'" to make up for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlashFic slash art] of himself and Sonichu.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum Running The Asylum]: Apparently after finishing ''Sonichu 10'' Chris decided that playing video games and raging against CWCki is more interesting than updating his comic, and thus he stopped updating it. At the end of April 2010 his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll TRUE and HONEST fans] realized that if they want to see new issues they have to draw them themselves - which they did, and then found a way to make the CWCipedia Sysop upload them to Christian's wiki. So far the fans' run resulted in the deaths of Bubbles, Sandy, Wild and Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids (and technically also Angelica, though apparently she got better), Sonichu and Rosechu breaking up and Christian's Sonic recolors finally realizing that the mayor of CWCville is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement somewhat incompetent]. Sadly Chris couldn't stand someone writing and drawing better than he does and removed fan-created pages.
** At the end of May 2010 Vivian Gee took control of CWCipedia and started uploading her new comic "Sonichu Season 2" to the wiki.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorEarth Sailor Earth]: [[Sailor Megtune]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slip]: It only took Chris six days to start slipping when he finally set up a regular schedule for himself after Kacey and her father told him off for being such a slacker - before that, updates could come any number of months apart, and it apparently took several years to finish the first issue after Sonichu's inception. Even so, Chris plans his comics far in advance (with previews for forthcoming issues already available), so he really has no reason for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slips] other than being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist Lazy Artist].
** After being called out on his Schedule slips several times, Chris wrote a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterFilibuster Character Filibuster] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_98 that says he doesn't need one.] And later he wrote an entire rant on this subject, claiming (among other things) [[CWC Blog#March 2010|that Honest, True and Loyal fans are as bad as trolls and Mary Lee Walsh if they want him to update his comic regularly]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy The Scrappy]: Sonichu and Rosechu's kids. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|To quote CWCki]]: "The children are widely hated by everybody. Even more so than the other characters". ''This'' is saying '''a lot'''.
** They also have slight hints of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWesley The Wesley] in them, since Chris-chan seems to favor them and think they are adorable, but then, he thinks all of his characters are good, so the only difference between the Sonees and Rosees and all the others is that the babies are just hated more.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewLearningIHavePhlebotinum Screw Learning I Have Phlebotinum]: Somehow, getting smacked with a powered-up hedgehog or a rainbow instantly gives wild rodents the ability to talk and reason like humans.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Sdrawkcab Name]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedEvilInACan Sealed Evil In A Can]: Count Graduon, the oddly named evil spirit defeated long ago by the Cherokee and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure Wasabi] tribes.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretRelationship Secret Relationship]: Bubbles and Blake keep their relationship a secret because... well, it's never really stated.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDeprecation Self Deprecation]: Chris has (likely unintentionally) done this a couple of times, as in one scene where Sonichu thinks to himself that Chris's love quest is doomed to failure, and another where Rosechu, having just been informed that Chris has a date, has a reaction of utter shock and disbelief.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Selfcest Selfcest]: Averted; his future wife ended up having sex with him under the pretense that he was his future self.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexAsRiteOfPassage Sex As Rite Of Passage]: A recurring theme. Many trolls believe that Chris is only doing his Love Quest because sex is a "grown up thing", as sex would be rather painful with his bent penis and the fact he seems to take a very long time to climax (the man can't run around for 40 seconds without breathing heavy).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Shallow Love Interest]: Rosechu. She pretty much only exists to show that Sonichu is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday STRAIGHT].
** Ivy O'Neil in the comics can be considered this too. She's told by God and Jesus that her true love is to be Chris himself once he escapes from the mirror, and she accepts this without question or protest. She's pretty much not characterised at all, either.
** In fact, every single female character is this. Chris really doesn't care about anyone except himself, to he makes all the male characters either heroic clones of himself or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CardCarryingVillain one-dimensional villains], and he makes all the female characters into sex objects so passive they'd make [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Twilight Bella Swan] look like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFaerieQueene Britomart].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShillingTheWesley Shilling The Wesley]: Chris in the comic. His hedgehogs have nothing but praise for him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShockAndAwe Shock And Awe]: Sonichu, like most Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, is ostensibly a lightning user.
** Oddly, even though most of the characters are described as "Electric Hedgehog Pokémon," Sonichu is the only one who uses electric powers with any kind of regularity, because they either have secondary typing that they focus on (the Chaotic Combo) or aren't Electric-type at all. (Jamsta, Lolisa and Simonla). [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic It still doesn't explain why the pure Normal-type Jamsta and Lolisa or the Ground/Bug-type Simonla are still classified as ''Electric'' Hedgehog Pokemon.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShoutOut Shout Out]: There are several intended shoutouts throughout the series, but they all come off as (or, using the eponymous character as a hint, ''are'') [[:Category:Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|ripoffs]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell Show, Don't Tell]: Completely inverted. Massive walls of text explain everything that's happening, characters will discuss things that any other writer would leave offscreen (i.e. an entire page dedicated to ''a character getting a soda,'' with a conversation about getting the change for the soda machine; or Chris and his clone Sammy discussing the difference between their medallions), and as pointed out above, has entire action scenes skipped over in favor of the characters just ''talking'' about what happened. It basically boils down to him thinking everyone is as thick-headed as he is, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewersAreMorons thus everything has to be thoroughly explained.]
** This also applies to the personalities of his characters. Yes, they do have personalities. Yes, you do need to take a deeper look. No, they never, ever display this. And even then he doesn't follow that, expecting the reader to understand that a character isn't really like that and it's just an example of his "Random Access Humor." And most ironically, the one character who has this as a ''trait'', Punchy Sonichu, never shows this.
** And how does Chris himself justify this? By saying that explaining things in text takes much less time and effort, letting him put out more pages faster and saving on his markers.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SickeninglySweethearts Sickeningly Sweethearts]: Sonichu and Rosechu. To a lesser extent, the other couples count too.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SissyVillain Sissy Villain]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. Because he's gay, after all.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/MyImmortal My Immortal]'' has a sort of grandeur to it, since it has been ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StealthParody possibly]) carefully constructed to be as terrible as possible. ''This'' is no parody. This is a man's life - his failures, his neuroses, his fantasies, his warped worldview, proudly displayed for the world on paper and pixels. Reading ''Sonichu'' and learning about its author is nothing less than a descent into someone's personal hell, made all the more terrible for the fact that the author intends for the experience to ''entertain'' people. That they would ''purchase'' it. There is no joy, no fun in CWCville - there is only layer upon layer of ''horror''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpeciesSurname Species Surname]: Most Sonichus and Rosechus.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpotlightStealingSquad Spotlight Stealing Squad]: The comic eventually centers mostly on Chris and his troubles, at least until he gets [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Squick]: "Highlights" of Issue #8 include detailed descriptions on how Sonichu sex works, the aforementioned Rosechu "photoshoot", and resident [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiHero anti-hero] Black Sonichu unwittingly having sex with a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgetOnHim hermaphrodite Rosechu]. Other issues include "face rape" and cameltoe crotchshots.
** One of the big sources of the squickiness comes from the fact that this ''looks'' like a kid-drawn comic - badly drawn figures, general lack of details - but then you notice that there are ''disturbing little details'' in the comic that the ''did'' manage to include. Sometimes you can't even notice them the first time you read the comic. As in "Oh my God...he's...he drew...that's a bloody ''codpiece'', that's what it is."
** Even more bonus [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick squick] points for the Rosechu photoshoot being traced from porn... including [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Transformers] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust porn].
** In issue 11, one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it."* This line is quoted verbatim from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StayInTheKitchen Stay In The Kitchen]: Rosechu, strictly speaking, should be at least ''as'' powerful as Sonichu (in fact, she should actually be ''more'' powerful since she evolved from a Raichu), but her life revolves around shopping (and spending too much money when she does it), giving gifts to Sonichu, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistressedDamsel getting kidnapped]. [[Sonichu Game Talk|This is even her entire storyline in Chris's hypothetical ''Sonichu'' game]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrangledByTheRedString Strangled By The Red String]: Every single couple.
** Punchy is hinted to have a crush on Angelica. Then he ends up with Layla Flaaffy.
** Bubbles is with <strike>Black Sonichu</strike> <strike>Blachu</strike> Blake. They hide their relationship for no clear reason.
** When Reldnahc is about to be cured of his homosexuality, there is talk of him getting back together with Kel. There is no mention of this in earlier chapters.
*** Reportedly, Chris has tried this in real life. Seriously, he walked around the mall trailing a piece of [[red string]] with a construction paper heart, in the hope that he could "catch" a girlfriend with it, like with a fishing rod. That's fucked up.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrawmanHasAPoint Strawman Has A Point]: Sean's drug induced rant.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StuffedIntoTheFridge Stuffed Into The Fridge]: In Issue 9, PandaHalo was burned alive and Ivy was strangled by elevator wire.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck Stylistic Suck]: Chris' imitation of Alec's art style in Issue 10, which he considers "badly drawn" and significantly inferior to his Hand-Drawn True and Original artwork. Chris trying to draw badly ''deliberately'' is a sight to behold, considering his standards. It should also be considered that in imitating Alec's interpretation of the cast of ''Sonichu'', themselves ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' recolors, Chris essentially created a copy of a copy of a copy.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperEmpowering Super Empowering]: Chris can give people, like his dog, superpowers.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SureWhyNot Sure Why Not]: Chris's adaptation of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|Sonichu Fan Promo series]] in Issue 9, one of the few troll-created fanworks that Chris has actually approved (with minor alterations). He didn't realize it was designed to mock him.
** The disparity of naming the Sonichu species after the eponymous hero despite it being canon that he was not the oldest living member of said species was quickly pointed out. When a 'fan' asked Chris if this was because same characters had lived in isolation from anyone qualified to classify them, Chris quickly latched onto this solution.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SurferDude Surfer Dude]: Jamsta Sonichu is ''supposed'' to fill this role (see note on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical] below). Comes off as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DumbassDJ Dumbass DJ] instead.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Suspiciously Similar Substitute]: Chris was forced to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim kill off] the character [[Simonla]] (NSFW). He immediately has her replaced by her daughter Sandy who is the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox exact same character] with some minor athstetic differences. She immediately gets revenge on the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll person responsible]'' for her mother's death while saying "At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years..." ensuring [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AngstWhatAngst she won't have any angst to define her as a character].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That]: Chris inserts people he doesn't like (Mary Lee Walsh, "Jerkops", Jason Kendrick Howell, "Clyde Cash", etc.) into the comic so that he can beat up on them. Ironically, the villains end up being the only characters who are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire likable] (given this comic, that's not saying much). Also, this could be considered a reversed trope, mostly because the people which Chris presents as villains tend to mock Chris' pathetic attempts at "revenge" (Like Jason) or simply ignore it (Like Wes Iseli).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThatUs Take That Us]: An unintentional one happens during Sean's stoned rant.
** "Uh..Yeah, we fee-our lost patience wit Chris-Chum; he makes bum promises of constant updurts on his web-be-vurse of quack-e-pedia, and he is lazy."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TalkingToHimself Talking To Himself]: In [[Official Videobooks|Christian's "official" Sonichu audiobooks]] and [[A Sonichu Day|"A Sonichu Day" video]] all characters are voiced (horribly) by Chris.
** And thanks to the Actor Rule, Jason, king of trolls, is Chris. Chris is his greatest troll.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TastesLikeDiabetes Tastes Like Diabetes]: The Sonees and Roseys, Sonichu's and Rosechu's children especially. In fact, their "cuteness" is ''so'' annoying that they're probably the most hated out of all of Chris's creations, which is saying a ''lot''!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtySuePileup Thirty Sue Pileup]: Christian Weston Chandler ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar], also a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue]* With the power stored in his <strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Medallion]</strike> High School Ring, he can become Chris-Chan Sonichu, a very powerful entity who has a singular weak spot, which has been targeted a grand total of twice, and can defeat most of Chris's enemies with only a little effort. Even without his Sonichu form, he has [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComboPlatterPowers Combo Platter Powers] out the woz. He can use [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllYourPowersCombined all other Sonichu powers], magic spells, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YuGiOh Yu-Gi-Oh]!'' cards turned real, and psychic powers. He's even got an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Autobot] for a car. Even before the comic began, Chris was a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyMorphinPowerRangers frigging Power Ranger]. He's so powerful that he essentially negates the point of the title character even existing. Chris appeared to realize this after his "fans" informed him of this, and comic book Chris eventually left the story, with the promise that he'd give Sonichu back the spotlight. Needless to say, Chris broke his promise and his character not only returned, but also was made ''even more powerful''.), Sonichu (an idealized Christian Weston Chandler, also a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CopyCatSue Copy Cat Sue]), Rosechu (an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAppeal Author Appeal] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue Mary Sye]), Reginald Sneasel (a backup Sue for Chris while he's in the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus time void]), but especially, ''especially'', Chris-Chan Sonichu (a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CopyCatSue Copy Cat Sue]), as well as...
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuritySue Purity Sue]: Rosechu, Sailor Megtune, Christian Weston Chandler.
*** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainSue Villain Sue]: From the troll perspective, Christian Weston Chandler.
** Apparently Chris concluded that his Author Avatar, despite being God Mode Sue, isn't overpowered enough, so in ''Sonichu 10'' he turned him into [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Chris Chan]] [sic]. So that would be... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreThanInfinite More Than Infinite] God Mode Sue?
** Fun fact: A comment on this very page was the original inspiration for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtySuePileup Thirty Sue Pileup].
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackHoleSue Black Hole Sue]: Chris again.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical]: The characters' use of slang is rather outdated for a comic that's supposed to take place in the noughties, and Chris seems to obtain most of his music knowledge from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''. Would someone who was up on all his youth culture terminology name a character "Jamsta Sonichu"?
** Let's also not forget the "zap to the extreme" line, quoted on this very page.
*** A line judging from when the comic started and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical] parody character Johnny Extreme was at his extremest, was stolen directly from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/X-Play X-Play]''.
** And has anyone ''ever'' referred to sex as "we did the do?"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransformationTrinket Transformation Trinket]: The Sonichu Medallion allows Chris to transform into his super-powered fursona. Until the real-life medallion was destroyed by trolls. Then Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon retconned] that it was actually his high school ring that gave him his powers, thus creating a new [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin MacGuffin] for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom hatedom].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere Tsundere]: Subverted. Chris ''thinks'' that Bubbles Rosechu is one of these, but really she's as two dimensional as Liquid's medal.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UltimateEvil Ultimate Evil]: Count Graduon, the embodiment of Chris's humiliation at his high school ''gradu''ati''on''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications Unfortunate Implications]: Chris's attitude towards black people seems a bit un-PC. He's also a raging homophobe, but there's nothing implicit about that.
** To say nothing of the fact that the Jerkops are all hypnotized "slow-minded/mentally handicapped adults" as mentioned in Sub-Episode 6.
** As mentioned elsewhere, his female characters are a collection of chauvinistic stereotypes who only exist for male masturbatory pleasure.
** In a video, he dressed in a Native American costume and enacted every stereotype while saying he was gonna get the trolls.
** His "Ancient leader of the Cherokian clan" looks more like an Ancient Roman than a Cherokee.
** In a blog post he said the people with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] could "fake it" that they "SHUN" austictic people by being better "Communicatevly and socially" than them, and that "VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE" (He wrote it in all caps as if it were a motto).
** The gay vaccine.
*** Even more damning, when asked about Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church, he said he shares views with him.
** Chris's "future wife" in the comics Lovely Weather asked Chris to have sex with her. Thinking that she was Future!Chris. It seems as if he thinks it's okay to have sex with someone under false pretenses.
** "I am the Great Director Chandler!" regarding how he is free to do whatever he wants to anything Sonichu related. Great Director Chandler of The True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville, hum?
** There's also his "[[:File:331-Girlcoupon.jpg|Girl Coupon]]".
** His thoughts on [[Friend zone|being just friends with heterosexual women]]. He actually believes that it's just an excuse ''for a woman'' to withold sex ''from a man''. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllMenArePerverts Apparently it's never the other way around.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsoundEffect Unsound Effect]: *teleports in* No doubt there are many others. They're all mostly based on Pokemon moves since 99% of the characters are Pokemon.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Unstoppable Rage]: When Jason Kendrick Howell throws a pickle at Rosechu, she snaps, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick strips naked, and claws the shit out of his head while face-raping him.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemism]: "China" and "Duck", [[CWC-isms|among others]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VanityLicensePlate Vanity License Plate]: Chris has one that reads "Sonichu" on <strike>his</strike> his mother's car ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ICallItVera affectionately nicknamed 'Son-Chu']), both in real life and in the comic. Of course, the real-life version is just your average '94 Ford Escort, while the comic version is a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Transformer]...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewersAreMorons Viewers Are Morons]: Unsurprising, as Chris thinks his IQ is around 300, thus he feels the need to talk down to people who impersonate doctors, Nintendo Executives, and famous artists/inventors.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainDecay Villain Decay]: Blake goes from being a Shadow ripoff to a generic Stu ''in the middle of an episode''. Then, he hooks up with Bubbles and becomes a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] to a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] before being almost entirely written out.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger WallBanger]: The series is infamous for so many of these moments. Perhaps the greatest one is ''Dating Education''... yes, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheMoralSubstitute like sex ed], but with ''dating'' instead of sex, and the textbook ''is a book written by a 9-year-old.''
** If viewers hadn't put their heads through the wall after the idea alone, Chris even included a Dating Education ''test'' into the comic for viewers to take and email to him to be scored. Let's run through this again: the author has had no luck with personal relationships, and wishes that a class was offered on the subject. There isn't. So ''he'' comes up with a curriculum and test ''on a subject he admits he's clueless about''. The only way this makes logical sense is if you assume he's being devious and wants to mine his readers' test responses for ideas.
** ''Loosely'' based on a book written by a 9 year old (aimed for other 9 year olds), Chris change parts he didn't agree on, so that means ''A NINE YEAR OLD KNOWS MORE ABOUT DATING THAN CHRIS!!''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallOfText Wall Of Text]: Either the characters do lengthy explanations of what they're going to do, or offer lengthy rants after their non-victory.
** Seriously, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_93 just try] [[:File:SchuComic10P09.jpg|and read]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_36 any of this].
** He actually [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lampshaded lampshaded] this [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_66 in Issue 10]. Will he stop with the walls of text? Probably not.
** Chris's official explanation for his blatant textwalling is that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell it's much faster, easier and more cost-effective to just have the characters say what's happened instead of actually drawing it], considering he adds the text in the speech bubbles digitally.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhamEpisode Wham Episode]: The end of issue 10 is one of the most shocking twists in the comic... ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger for]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck all]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon the]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids wrong]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail reasons]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids What Do You Mean, It's For Kids?]: Chris has claimed several times that the comic is for kids (he's said that it'd be rated [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MediaClassifications TV-Y7]), despite the sex and all the other things no sane parent would allow their child to see.
** He uses the 'They'll see it eventually and it's a natural part of life' argument when called on it.
** And when someone called him out on that, he blamed the FCC for "slipping on their ratings."
*** He holds his comic as being morally superior to ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' because he would be willing to censor the gratuitous sex scenes with various fruits over the genitals, and he already censors the swearing. Not exactly very effective. Meanwhile, not only does ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' not even claim to be for kids, Alec can more easily censor his own works, because bleeping offensive words is easy, because the pornographic activities in his comic are background scenes and not relevant to the plot, and because his comics are drawn on a computer, so if Alex uses layers, he can easily remove them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids What Do You Mean, It's Not For Kids?]: For a supposed kids' comic, it has a lot of sex in issue #8. These scenes were later taken out of the comic proper after a troll posing as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShigeruMiyamoto Shigeru Miyamoto] tricked him into doing so, but on the last place Chris hosted the comic they could still be seen on a secret section of the website.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse What Happened To The Mouse?]: Crystal? Metal Sonichu? Oh, yeah. ''Those'' characters. The former gets freed from the mirror as Chris hastily tries to tie up all the loose ends.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness]: Anything remotely phallic (in CWC's view, anyway) besides his own "duck" makes Sonichu whimper, whine, and gag. Even pickles on a burger. (The real life Chris seems to share this weakness, as he seems unable to even say the word "dick" without grimacing in disgust.)
** On another note, touching the white mark on Chris-chan Sonichu's chest will make him revert to human form. This, however, has been used a grand total of ''two'' times, and he is always able to change back without problems, and has God-Sue powers in either form, makes you wonder why he bothers changing anyways.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWesley The Wesley]: Let's just say all the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero "heroes"] (especially [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath Chandler]) and leave it at that...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]: While all the issues have contained some this, issue #10 is, despite being unfinished, by far the heaviest and by far the worst in this category. It has Chris losing his virginity to his future wife, creating his perfect world by brutally killing and injuring his Internet-based enemies and taking down their websites forever and performing a complete eradication of homosexuality and asexuality, and finally: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Making out] with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust Meg Griffin from Family Guy].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule The Wiki Rule]: [[Main Page|CWCki]] is a wiki dedicated solely to listing every single mishap and flaw of Christian Weston Chandler, whereas [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia CWCipedia] is Chris's own wiki, which he also uses to host his comic. The CWCki also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesInOtherWikis links back to this page] as a brief catalogue of everything that's wrong about Sonichu.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WouldntHitAGirl Wouldn't Hit A Girl]: Averted. Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] has no qualms about beating up <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> Slaweel Ryam.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths Writers Cannot Do Maths]: CWCVille's currency is split up into C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment C-Quarters.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure 10 C-Quarters] make up 1 W-Quarter, and 10 W-Quarters make up 10 C-Quarters. Yes, they'd look different, but how does this not look confusing on paper?
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WriterOnBoard Writer On Board]: Although it's hard to tell what the personalities of most of the good guys are, since they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter don't really have one], it's awfully strange that they all have the same opinions on sex, homosexuality, and religion that Chris has, and do not mind sharing them when Chris is unable to.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WriteWhoYouKnow Write Who You Know]: The author writes both [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life] friends (mostly his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll so-called "Sweethearts"]) and enemies into the story.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritingAroundTrademarks Writing Around Trademarks]: The reason why ''Sonichu'' exists in the first place: For well over a decade, Chris has been under the assumption that because his teacher approved the idea of using a mishmash of Sonic and Pikachu instead of the actual characters, Sonichu is perfectly legal... as a 'parody' of the two characters if nothing else. Of course, Chris has no idea what a 'parody' actually entails, and uses the term as a cheap get-out-of-jail-free card to prove that (he thinks) he's not infringing copyright.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordSaladHumor Word Salad Humor]: Known as Random-Access Humor.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosRoulette Xanatos Roulette]: The Asperpedia Four's plan to kill <strike>Simonchu</strike> Simonla Rosechu apparently hinges on Simonla going to the toilet in a cinema after the movie is over, going to one particular stall, not having anyone go to the toilet before her and not noticing a Voltorb (a large red and white orb with eyes) poorly hidden behind the toilet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yangire Yangire]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox Sandy Rosechu] hears about Evan killing her her mother, Simonla, a few minutes after being born. In Simonla's trial, Evan is sentenced to being bludgeoned to death by Sandy, who at the time is only a few weeks old. [[:File:SandyKiller.JPG|Here's an artist's depiction.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YearInsideHourOutside Year Inside Hour Outside]: Chris spent nine months trapped in the Time Void, but to him it felt closer to just one month.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLawForever You Fail Law Forever]: As Dethchemist points out, the trial of the Asperchu crew involves numerous violations of Virgina state and American federal law, and the executions are done in manners that grossly violate laws against torture and cruel and unusual punishment. In fact, everything about being tortured to death by a third-grader Pokemon-thing as her father stands by encouraging her is cruel and unusual.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailPharmacologyForever You Fail Pharmacology Forever]: In Sonichu's world, an anti-homosexuality vaccine was created using CWC's "pure" blood. Uh, Chris, vaccines are created using blood already infected with the disease you're trying to cure.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean Possibly subverted.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailReligiousStudiesForever You Fail Religious Studies Forever]: He uses "Do angels have names?" as a pick up line. There are hundreds of names for angels, not in the least Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael, which are still common today.
** It comes from him failing at the common pick up line "Do angels '''like you''' have names?", which he admits to have picked up from a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DatingSim Dating Sim] called ''Sprung''.
** Another example is his complete ignorance of any religion other than mainline Protestant Christianity. He mentions Buddhists celebrating Christmas in their "Buddhist churches." Also, there's one character, Angelica Rosechu, who was raised in a convent by nuns and is supposedly Catholic, but she seems to express all the same theological opinions that Chris does and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility has never actually demonstrated anything that indicates she's Catholic.] She pushed the button to fry Alec on the electric chair, clearly defying the Catholic Church's stance against capital punishment, nor does she seem to share the Church's stance on masturbation. The church she goes to is called the "Samuel Memorial United Christian Church," which is just about the least Catholic-sounding name you could possibly come up with.
** While he grasps some concept of the Christian concept of God, he apparently doesn't understand the doctrine of the Trinity. He mentions "God and Jesus" as if they were separate deities instead of different aspects of the same one, and the Holy Spirit never gets a mention, probably because it's too complex a concept to grasp. His Jesus is also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical].
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonBallZ Curse-yehameha!] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot Yes, he has really yelled the name of a certain king of Hawaii in public.]
** His obsession with the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfThree Third Date] is in direct violation of the whole no premarital sex rule of Christianity. As [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule the CWCki] points out, he repeatedly breaks all Ten Commandments & Seven Deadly Sins (if his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever Daydream Believer] statements are to be believed, yes, this also includes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThouShaltNotKill murder]). He practices witchcraft (with no results, of course), meaning that there's a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBible Biblical] mandate for his death.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]: Many say this is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good] due to the sheer patheticness. Others find it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible unbearable to read]. You've been warned.
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But the ''Sonichu'' phenomenon cannot be contained by the comic itself. Because Christian Weston Chandler's life is inextricably intertwined with the stories he writes and his interactions with his "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase]", just as many tropes can be applied to his not-so-private life as to his comic. ''Sonichu'' has also inspired a unique type of FanFic, the "trollfic" (not to be confused with a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrollFic Troll Fic]), a normal fanfic with the characters' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment moral alignments] usually flipped. Meanwhile the blogcasts and chat channels the author uses to communicate with people can be more interesting than the actual comic, and offer profound insights into the mind of Mr. Chandler.
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI A God Am I]: Chris really thinks he can curse people in real life. ''He really thinks he has supernatural powers.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTargets Acceptable Targets] - There is a [[White_knight#Reasons_against_white_knighting|list of reasons]] on CWCki to advise against White Knighting for Chris - for starters, he's homophobic, sexist, refuses to get counseling for autism, and, as a ''major'' selling point for trolls, he always gets over getting trolled, or is oblivious to his mocking.
** Hell, Chris counts as an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTarget Acceptable Target] here at TV tropes, too. Any other article this overwhelmingly negative and insulting in tone probably would've gotten purged a long time ago.
** In an inversion, the only hard and fast rules about trolling Chris are that Megan is left out of it, and that "The Wallflower"'s true identity should not be revealed. It's known that Megan is still spooked by what went on and "The Wallflower" requested that her name and personal details be removed.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAce The Ace]: No, not Chris at all but you! Compare Chris to your life and you may suddenly feel ten times more competent and awe-inspiring. Having a job or getting a date alone is enough to dwarf Chris' successes. Way to go!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdaptationDistillation Adaptation Distillation]: Vivian Gee's [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 audiobooks] are infinitely better than the actual comics. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizxbwMqHfQ Chris's] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMk6TCPG3nA own] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axK8mpHgMVA audiobooks?] ...Not so much.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish]: Vivian's commentary occasionally lapses into this as a result of the subject matter. "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTlfkdsrtbdfgnvetndgnd"
*** "God damn just...look...at...eversfkljdfvd"
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Catch Phrase]: From Vivian's commentary, "Look at that ____, god damn!" "oh god that face!" "HONOR ROLL MY ASS."
*** For Chris: "*SIGH* Hm, well that's your opinion that I have any catch phasses." (He says those about ten times each phone conversation).
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome Crowning Music Of Awesome]: To make up for the lack of fun in the comics, Vivian amuses herself through her selections for the background music. Transformation sequences (even for males) are accompanied by the ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' theme, infiltrations are set to pieces from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', Darkbind Sonichu's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Leitmotif leitmotif] is apparently "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChronoTrigger Frog's Theme]", "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/TomJones Sex Bomb]" plays whenever [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism hanky-panky] is implied, and "[[Power Rangers|Go Go PowerRangers]]" plays whenever the Chaotic Combo is fully assembled. There's also fun [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoundtrackDissonance soundtrack dissonance], such as the Spring Break episode opening with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OminousPipeOrgan The Day of Lavos].
** Not to mention a large amount consists of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kirby Kirby]'' music.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDanza The Danza]: The real Jason Kendrick Howell voicing ''Sonichu''!Jason Kendrick Howell in his audiobook episode.
*** And later troll legends [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiVwrryuy70 Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus joined him].
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LemonyNarrator Lemony Narrator]: Dethchemist, the dulcet-toned narrator. Usually he just does a good job reading the dialogue, but when he does describe the action, he can be slyly snarky.
*** "...Wild replies, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaleGaze staring directly at her chest]."
*** A character produces a handful of change from nowhere: "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove reaching deep into his anus]..."
*** "...his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin Thun] attack."
*** "...an utterly emasculated Bionic..."
*** "'[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite I am full of surprises],' she says, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontExplainTheJoke possibly referring to the male genitalia nestled within her body]."
*** "'I feel as silly as the time that I temporarily gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FilmationsGhostbusters Ghost Command].' ...as he gets up to use the bathroom, we see that Chris is indeed fat and stupid."
*** "'Ohh...,' he thinks as he sees her bent over the dryer with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot a clear view of her underwear]. Overcome with lust, he begins to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate furiously]."
*** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel "His erect manhood is enormous, twisted and bent, like a crooked tree emerging from a forest of pubic hair."]
*** (After hearing about Chris raping his wife) "Listening intently, Wild and Magi-Chan struggle to conceal their disgust."
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MSTing MSTing]: Vivian's audiobook presentations of the comics are littered with snarky commentary, which does a lot to make them bearable.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneOfUs One Of Us]: Vivian noted that "also i laughed at me/dethchemist on tvtropes thanks guys!!111" in episode 21 of the annotated series.
*** "also, god damn you fucking tvtropes people are fast"
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere Tsundere] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrenchJerk French Jerk]: Vivian has shades of this; she seems to appreciate having an audience, yet she realizes that this forces her to suffer through the comics. "Thanks for watching you fucking whores!"
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatTheHellHero What The Hell Hero]: If we take the narrator as someone in the story, then Dethchemist's repeated disgusted comments about Chris and the others' disproportionate brutality toward innocent and jerkish people. The narrator is especially disgusted with Wild over encouraging his daughter to brutally torture Evan.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultChild Adult Child]: Chris-chan himself, obviously, considering his tendency to scream at [[trolls]] over the internet, his apparent belief that one troll would have his soul haunted by the spirit of his dead dog, and his constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualDeathThreats empty threats].
** He also admits to still play with his toys at least for an hour, every day.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdOfWin Ad Of Win]: Trolls buy advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]], where they put up banners for gay dating, gay rights, Asperger's, Asperchu, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and pickles] * This is not a joke; Chris hates pickles because they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight remind him of wangs], all to aggravate the generally intolerant, particularly homophobic Chris. The Gay ads on this website are also LOL-worthy. There have also been ads for background checks and a website to report suspicious activities to.
** Don't forget the "Adopt Christian Chandler" ads that linked to mental institutions and mad houses.
** Or the advertisement for Asperchu's latest issue, which shows Sonichu shooting <s>Chris</s> Ian's knee with a sniper rifle.
** Or the other reecent ones which involve Chris hung up and with limbs cut off while Sonichu stands in front talking, referencing the way Chris decided to kill off certain characters to stroke his ego.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AesopAmnesia Aesop Amnesia]: On 21 March 2010, after his activities on the Internet resulted in his most recent "sweetheart" cutting off contact with him and trolls vandalizing [[CWCipedia]], [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|Christian posted a video]] in which he announced that he's leaving the Internet, claimed that he learned a lot from his encounters with trolls, stated that he doesn't need the Internet and that he's going to "enjoy real life, go out and socialize!" ''Less than two days later'', [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|he returned to the Internet to whine about The Cleveland Show]], and since then he posted several new YouTube videos... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag including two or three in which he announced that this time he's leaving the Internet for real, only to make a new video a few days later].
** Chris attempted to vandalize his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page by removing facts and opinions about himself he didn't like, adding the praise of himself and uploading pornographic drawings. This only made trolls troll him more. What did Chris learn from this experience? Literally nothing - [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|he later attempted to vandalize CWCki]] by removing facts and opinions about himself he didn't like, adding the praise of himself and making his drawing of himself having sex with three women the Picture of the Now.
** And let's just say that despite the fact that revealing his or other people's personal information repeatedly brought troubles upon Chris - something even Chris himself acknowledged in the video from 21 March ("I have put too much of my personal life online to be ridiculed so much") - [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia_page)|he didn't learn to stop doing that]].
*** The list from the linked article proves that most of Christian's "sweethearts" and "gal-pals" were just girls who went to the same schools he did and who most likely hanged out with him out of pity or because teachers asked them to; anyway, apparently it wasn't too important to them to keep in touch with Chris after graduation, as he lost contact with them long time ago. "Sweethearts" he met after his graduation either were trolls ([[Blanca Weiss]], <s>[[BlueSpike]]</s> Julie), eventually dumped Chris and married other men ([[PandaHalo]], [[Kacey]]) or weren't trolls but wanted to be just friends with Chris and eventually cut off contact with him upon realizing that he's a creepy, deranged jerkass ([[Megan]], "[[The Wallflower]]"). Did a history of such "relationships" made Chris rethink his opinion that he's a handsome and charming women magnet? Needless to say, [[Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts_(CWCipedia_page)#How_Do_I_Get_and_Know_So_Many_Women.3F|it didn't]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AirGuitar Air Guitar]: Chris doesn't know how to play guitar. He is apparently decent at ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', though, so he'll sometimes pretend to strum along to songs on his guitar. The problem? So far, aside from a song he played on Guitar Hero, ''none of the songs have had a guitar.'' There is something [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny unfathomably hilarious] about Chris clicking a game controller in pretend-tune to horns and synthesized piano.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs All Animals Are Dogs]: Judging by the fact that Chris [[More for the_crabs|couldn't wait to play with Ivy's hermit crabs]] and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|wanted to walk them]], he seems to believe that crabs behave just like dogs.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Alternate Character Interpretation]: Solid Chris is often called [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], taken from one of his account names, and is portrayed by others as a stupid loser troll who tries to steal Liquid Chris's fame and take over his franchise, ruining his name in the process. [[Liquid Chris]], though obviously the true impostor, is jokingly refereed to as the real Chris, because his videos and songs are much better than Solid Chris's, and because it pisses off Solid. Notably, Liquid Chris has true fans and a good amount of subscribers and friends on Youtube, and a Girlfriend, Kacey, while Solid's fanbase is just a bunch of trolls.
** Also, there's a persistent school of thought that says he must simply be one of the most elaborate, dedicated internet trolls ever, going so far as to get his father in on the gag. This may persist simply as a sheltering hope that no one could be ''that''... whatever he is.
*** Megan has one too as detailed here <strike>[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html]</strike> links broken anyway according to a guy who used to work at the game place meagan was a manuplative psycho and chris was the victim
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndYourLittleDogToo And Your Little Dog Too]: Why does so much trolling revolve around hacking Chris's PSN accounts? Easy...he's made it pretty obvious that his PS3 is the only thing in the world he loves. That, and Chris '''really''' sucks at password security.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish]: "I NAME IS NOT [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsSPARTA IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!]"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedAdaptation Animated Adaption]: ''[[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model]: For people with [[Asperger Syndrome]] or [[Autism]], Chris Chan is pretty much this, their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Comicbook/Superman Bizzaro], their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainAmerica Red Skull]. The complete negative embodiment of the Autistic Spectrum brought to life. Go onto any AS forum and ask about him and they will either refuse to talk about him or will spew off exactly why they hate him, then the thread will be locked quickly as a result.
** Although he does inspire people to do better in life, simply by looking at what he does and then doing the exact oppositie to ensure you never end up like him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiSue Anti Sue]: Chris IS this. He has ''zero'' positive traits: no standards to follow, no skills to admire, no mindset to enjoy, no life to behold, his body is a wreck, he has no real ambitions, and worst of all, he thinks that he's ''the complete opposite of this.'' It's like he's the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Exalted Ebon Dragon] to humanity; the antithesis to all we should strive for and the embodiment of all our flaws.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArchEnemy Arch Enemy]: [[Clyde Cash]], the most persistent of trolls, is probably the closest to being Christian's archnemesis. Chris himself appears to see Clyde that way, as he (rightfully or not) blames Clyde for all kinds of bad things that happened to him in recent years [[Don't Mess With Me|and occasionally threatens to murder him]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Arson Murder And Jaywalking]: "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel That Is A NIGHTMARE to me], EVEN WORSE than the nightmare I had where I was in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmokeAndFireFactory factory] and I watched [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConveyorBeltODoom PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt] with their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking mouths full of cigarettes], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire going through BURNING OVENS], coming out singed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AvertedTrope (not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent ON FIRE)], then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol] that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisintegratorRay DISSOLVED THEM to DUST] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodAcid like ACID would do], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeaderThanDead their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED."]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom Artifact Of Doom]: [[Relics of Fail|The Relics of Fail]], a treasury of home-made... mementos.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asexuality Asexuality]: Chris-Chan has stated in a mailbag reply that he finds it to be disgusting...[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch even though it's one of the things that, if eliminated, would leave even less "boyfriend-free girls" for him.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionWhore Attention Whore]: Combine this with his ego and inability to tell when people are making fun of him, and there's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity No Such Thing As Bad Publicity] for Chris.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeMcCoolName Awesome McCool Name]: Inverted with Christian Weston Chandler, who, lives up to his pansy-ass sounding name by being a total, hissy-fit throwing wuss.
** Played straight with the trolls who get cool names like Clyde Cash and BlueSpike. Hell, even this obscure character from the children's cartoon [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocketPower Rocket Power] has just [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TookALevelInBadass Took A Level In Badass] with his name, [[Surfshack Tito]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Badass Badass]: Kacey's father, hands down. Firstly, he's an ex-marine who served in the Gulf War. Secondly, after the 9/11 attacks, he was there to look for and to rescue survivors from the rubble. Third, he has a kickass voice. And finally, he was more than willing to give Chris a much needed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speech] that lasted for over two hours.
** Bob Chandler himself could qualify, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown for walking in on Chris doing bad things] and giving him a horrible time about it (Bob Walks In), and also threatening to literally cut down his internet connection while interrupting a rage-filled demand. (THAT IS MY HOUSE) Let's not forget Alec, however, who also handed out entire [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speeches] to Chris with a cool voice of his own, despite Chris's horrible excuses to get out of the conversations.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadLiar Bad Liar]: [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris himself, repeatedly caught out lying]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImplausibleDeniability and defending his lies after being called out on them].
** In an audio recording from 12 April 2010 [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris stated he's got "nothing bad against the Jews", only to use the word "Jew" as an insult a few minutes later]]. It's telling that Chris, who uploaded the recording on the internet leaving it unedited, apparently doesn't see the contradiction here.
*** Anyone with even ''some'' knowledge of Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|see this as no surprise at all]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Be Careful What You Wish For]: Chris has managed to obtain the fame and attention many webcomic authors would kill for... at the cost of having absolutely no true fans, being trolled both online and in real life, and having a his every movement and flaw put on show for the world to see.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button]: People "stealing" Sonichu is just about the only thing that makes Chris visibly angry. So naturally, that's what most of the best trolling revolves around.
** Chris ''really'' doesn't like homosexual men, and calling him gay often results in him [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday yelling that he is STRAIGHT]. Gay men using the body spray ''AXE'' also set him off, resulting in him writing a ''formal complaint'' to the company who manufacture it, and in the comic his future self has managed to create the ''cure'' for homosexuality.
** Chris also went completely ballistic several times when Liquid Chris managed to start getting trolls to call him Ian Brandon Anderson.
** Being called fat also makes Chris snap. He's actually not ''that'' heavy, but he's in intense denial that he's overweight at all.
*** Actually, he has become fatter than ever, as he barely leaves his room anymore.
** Calling him [[naïve]] will also invoke his rage. It is also apparent that he has no idea what "naïve" means. He also likes to call other people that.
** Chris also will rage at the mere existence of his ED page, the memory of his high school graduation, and his expulsion from college.
** [[Bob Chandler|The Lumberjack]] may also have this quality.
** It is speculated that bringing up his dead dog or Megan could also provoke him.
*** Indeed, judging by CAPS and overall lack of coherence in one of his mailbag replies, [[Mailbag_45#Mistakes.2C_errors.2C_and_ordeals| he doesn't like to be reminded about shecameforcwc.jpg picture]]. Though the person he was <s>raging at</s> replying to also brought up [[Asperchu|another Berserk Button]]...
** Even the slightest mention of Asperger Syndrome seems to send Chris into a frenzy, partially because he believes that Asperger's sufferers are trying to get people to symphathize with them, thereby hogging the spotlight from <s>others who suffer from 'real' Autistic Spectrum disorders such as</s> himself. That, and the name sounds a fair bit like "ass burgers".
** The Asperchu, Asperger's and Liquid Chris issues seem to fall under one particular theme--someone stealing Chris' thunder or taking attention from him. Some of the videos he does related to Clyde Cash in particular almost seem playful or funny, but he's all business and blind rage when it comes to the idea that someone might be trying to draw attention from him.
*** It seems to be more that he's afraid of losing the "fans" he believes he has or that he's afraid people will actually confuse Sonichu/him and Asperchu/"Liquid," when the difference is actually pretty obvious to most people. Same deal with the "I AM STRAIGHT" business. He's afraid that people will actually think he's gay if trolls or anyone else accuse him of being so.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BetterThanCanon Better Than Canon]: The ''Asperchu'', ''Simonchu'', and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'' comics.
** Along with all the other [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanWork Fan Work]s, including this [http://lifefantasyx.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-140419492 fanart].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Beyond The Impossible]: Chris is the internet's favorite lol-cow for a reason: Every time you think the lulz have dried up, and Chris can't get any more pathetic and/or delusional, he goes and tops himself.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bishonen Bishonen]: In real life, Liquid Chris is boyishly handsome, if a bit geeky-looking (though the costume probably has something to do with that), but he tends to get this treatment in fanart.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlahBlahBlah Blah Blah Blah]: Chris sometimes answers emails this way. A good example can be found [[Mailbag_32#Parodies|here]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakTheHaughty Break The Haughty]: One of the long term goals of the trolls with Chris; to finally break his pride and ego and cause him to realize what an utter failure he is. But Chris's wall of delusion is so impenetrable that it'd probably take the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WonderWoman Lasso of Truth] to get past them. But with trolls being trolls, they will happily do this for as long as Chris exists.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrutalHonesty BrutalHonesty]: Chris simply doesn't seem to possess a sense of shame, and is perfectly willing to upload nudes of himself, sex tapes, or reveal nausea-inducing personal information. "Honest" for Chris seems to be "tell everyone you meet about your sex life (or lack of it) and any disgusting biological conditions."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]: A definite [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life] example, Chandler is the entire internet's punching bag. Everyone mocks him, very few defend him (and when they do, they usually just want his trust so they can find new grounds on which to mock him), and on a few occasions, people who've tried to help him got so fed up with his self-centered, obstinate personality that they gave it up and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeWhoFightsMonsters became trolls themselves.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat But You Screw One Goat]: There's no definite proof that Chris had [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|sexual relations with an animal]] or even wants to, but [[IRC (27 December 2008)|some things he's said about dogs]] can't help but make you wonder...
::I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. You know, like Lassie.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CameraAbuse Camera Abuse]: When Chris has an outburst of rage during filming a video, sometimes he just can't stop himself from attacking his own camera.
** Ironically, this actually improves the quality of some later videos, as the damaged camera makes him look and sound like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaxHeadroom Max Headroom].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CartwrightCurse Cartwright Curse]: <s>Three</s> Two of Chris' "[[Troll|sweethearts]]" (Sarah Jackson, <s>PandaHalo</s> and Ivy) died, and his "[[Troll| gal-pal]]" Sarah May attempted suicide.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CassandraTruth Cassandra Truth]: During the Julie saga Clyde Cash [[Mumble 9.5|told Chris]] that Sarah Jackson, PandaHalo and Sarah May aren't dead that they were all trolls. Christian's response? "I know y'all are feeding me lies right now."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown Caught With Your Pants Down]: The aptly-named video "Bob Walks In." No wonder he wants to cut down the internet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterNameAlias Character Name Alias]: ''Sonichu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NineteenEightyFour 1984]'' has the anonymous main character make up the alias "Winston" when meeting another character, who uses the alias "Orwell."
** This trope was also part of a major trolling scheme against the "original" ''Sonichu'' author, who was successfully convinced that his comic was being plagiarized by an Englishman named Jimmy Hill, who is actually a football commentator.
** "Fans" also commonly use this trope when writing fan mail to Chris. To date, he has received fan mail from famous people such as Levi Johnston, Kim Jong-un, Ron Jeremy, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SerialKiller John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NorioWakamoto Norio Wakmoto], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathNote Light Yagami], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Nozomu Itoshiki], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoctorWho Davros], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Josef] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis Mengele], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Snatcher Gillian Seed], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Queen Freddie Mercury], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MonkeyIsland Guybrush Threepwood], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Castlevania Maria Renard], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TouhouProject Reimu Hakurei], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DigimonTamers Takato Matsuki], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StarTrek Kathryn Janeway], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMC Billy MC], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro Kasumi], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeonGenesisEvangelion Gendo Ikari], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XMen Max Eisenhardt/Magneto], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeilGaiman Neil Gaiman] and even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LeonardoDaVinci Leonardo Da Vinci]. So far, Chris seems to be none the wiser.
*** However, showing some small capacity to learn, Chris was skeptical when [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StephenKing Stephen King] wrote in for story ideas. He then proceeded to answer a question supposedly written by Chris Brown (the question was about girlfriend-beating, unsurprisingly) immediately afterward. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight] when you realize The Wallflower looks like a gender-flipped StephenKing.
*** Of course, given that Chris's only exposure to the world seems to be video games and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim], he probably doesn't know who most of these people are.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChooseYourOwnAdventure Choose Your Own Adventure]: "[http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/stories.htm Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace]", two CYOAs with Christian as the main character. One scenario, "Christian Weston Chandler in Lost in Wal-Mart" has him... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin get lost in Wal-Mart], while the other, "Christian Weston Chandler in Gay Date Rape Forever", has him accidentally go to a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayBar Gay Bar].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClothesMakeTheLegend Clothes Make The Legend]: Incredibly, there was a time when Chris actually stopped wearing that childish medallion, changed his wardrobe, let a goatee grow and came close to look like an average redneck. Then he shaved and went back to the medallion and striped shirts because trolls "doubted" he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm the real Chris].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CloudCuckooLander Cloud Cuckoo Lander]: Christian himself. Most of his attempts of writing coherently inevitably go awry, leading to some very disjointed prose (and frustrated readers.) Examples include: Chris goes from ranting against Asperchu to describing a bad dream he once had, the Sonichu article on CWCipedia becomes a long and drawn-out description of Pokemon in the CWCville gym, and an e-mail he writes to an anti-troll about sexism becomes a description of the CWCville radio station.
** Well, he actually thinks that cartoons are real and he uses them as role models, imitating their behavior and expecting to get the same results on real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Missing The Point]: In his "Message to the Future" he encourages everyone to stay straight because "everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey." The statement "everything else is vice" was part of a larger statement in which Kinsey was saying that this was what society says and that it was not a particularly effective deterrent. Kinsey, for the record, experimented with mansex.
** In the phone call to Kacey's dad, Chris complained about how hard it was to pull weeds.
::'''Kacey's dad:''' "My ''grandma'' pulled weeds. My grandma had ''arthritis'' and pulled weeds."
::'''Chris:''' "I'm sorry your grandma had arthritis."
** In [[Kacey and Liquid Call|the later conversation with Kacey and Liquid Chris]], Kacey pointed out that [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler#Gameplay video|the LittleBigPlanet level Solid Chris supposedly created for her]] was actually the level he created for <strike>BlueSpike</strike> Julie a few months earlier. Solid Chris responded that it doesn't matter because Julie turned out to be a guy.
** He has also [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu completely missed the point] of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Twitter Twitter].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicPlaything Cosmic Plaything]: Chris started getting abused at age 1 when he had an abusive babysitter and it went downhill from there. He actually got trolled before trolling even existed (he was locked in a crawl space when he was six when a girl convinced him that Casper lived there). He's become the internet's punching bag and enough painful and embarrasing things have happened to him through his life that the only reason he isn't a Woobie is that he's a "perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional 'high-functioning autistic' virgin man-child". Also, most is self-inflicted.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CouldSayItBut Could Say It But]: [[CWC's Second Message|In the ED-related video]], Chris said that if he were not a Christian, he would tell the people behind the page to go to hell.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]: In aforementioned video Chris claimed: "I would not even weigh that upon my worst enemy", because he's so kind. In [[To_Clyde_and_Jack.MOV|later]] [[9_February_2010|videos]] he actually told his "enemies" to rot in hell.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateYourOwnVillain Create Your Own Villain]: Chris has managed to do this a couple of times. CChanSonichuCWC just started out doing impersonations of Chris for fun. It was after Chris first angrily told him to stop doing it that he became Liquid Chris and started using his impersonations as a way of trolling him. Ivy originally just wanted a shout-out in a video, but after Chris begged her to be his sweetheart, she just ran with it.
** Another was Vivian, originally a white knight who was trying to help him. Of course, when he completely ignored her warnings that his sweethearts were all trolls, sent death threats to her, and refused to take any of her help, she gave up and started messing with him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreatorBreakdown Creator Breakdown]: Frequently occurs whenever the trolls get the better of Chris, resulting in "stress" (which he conveniently blames for everything that can't be excused away with his autism).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CringeComedy Cringe Comedy]: In its purest form.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]: We need one of these too:
** The Father Call. What's especially awesome about it is that it certainly wasn't the first [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech] Chris had ever gotten, but it ''was'' the first time Chris ever had to actually ''listen'' to one, or risk losing precious [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism china.]
** His dad telling Chris to stop his bullshit or he'll take his Internet. Go Bob!
*** Bob actually said he would cut down the internet, making him the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname "Internet Lumberjack"].
** From the Asperchu Saga, Alec calls Chris out on his entire franchise, how he treats his 'fans', and Chris's grip on reality, but best of all, calmly. And of all the encounters with trolls, under reasonably legitimate pretenses. In particular, Alec telling Chris to "Man The [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PrecisionFStrike Fuck] Up"!
*** On general principles, Alec can be considered to be a walking, talking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome].
** The first Jack Thaddeus call actually had Chris being the most awesome he will ever be in his entire life. First he shuts Jack up by pointing out that the mails from Miyamoto were from one of those anonymous mail sites where anyone can get any name they want, then he delivers a solid burn to Jack when Jack asks Chris why Jack's parents threw him out at 18 instead of coddling him like Chris' parents.
::"Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?"
*** Alright, this is one momentary speck of inspiration in a lifetime of fail, and he apologizes right after, but props go where props are due.
*** Well, this incident, as well as (a very few) others (like the time he realized that it wasn't real Stephen King who wrote fan mail to him - see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterNameAlias Character Name Alias] above), definitely prove that Chris isn't incapable of thinking logically. Which means he has no excuse for all these times he acted like a complete idiot.
** An anonymous prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hanging up on Chris]] when he tried to make her feel sorry for him hoping that she would have sex with him for free. Possibly the best response to his whining, ever.
** Michael Snyder [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|kicking Chris out of The GAMe PLACe]] (again).
*** Vivian made it even better in her take on it, making a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]-style cartoon to go with the audio file.
** If they are telling the truth, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/FAQ the trolls tricking Chris into] [[:File:Copy.png|signing off his "rights" to Sonichu to CWCipedia]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of Funny]: So many, but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]:
** Ickeriss66 and the destruction of the first medallion.
** The Jew In The Pickle Suit coming to rescue a girl that they'd set up to date Chris.
*** Possibly the same trolls getting Chris on the booze.
** The Ivy Saga, up until the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtyXanatosPileup Thirty Xanatos Pileup] forced trolls to abort. This came complete with Chris leaving a message on his ED page claiming that he knew Ivy was fake due to police investigation. Two months later, he's dedicated a video to the memory of Ivy, who he now thinks killed herself due to his lack of faith.
** Clyde Cash (one of the main trolls behind everything funny that has happened to Chris) got Chris to dress normally, act somewhat normal, and generally not act like himself at all, editing parts of the video to sound like Chris was faking his iconic nasal, high-pitched tone. It ends with Chris mocking famous trolls, saying he's not autistic, and works to support his parents. Many trolls [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap shat bricks], until they realized [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic Chris would have had to go to ridiculous lengths to fake what he's known for]. Even the most dedicated of trolls wouldn't have started a seven year deception.
** Case in point- Jack Chick.
*** Chris then made it quite clear by then making a video claiming ''he'' had trolled everyone. This revelation of sorts would then lead to the Liquid Chris Saga, arguably a series of CMoF, whereby [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC a guy] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouTube YouTube] posted videos of himself posing as Chris. They were amusing (and disturbingly accurate) on their own, but how Solid Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage reacted] to him made it even funnier. He even got his own [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome] when he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6t63XMQfg0 played "More Than A Feeling" on guitar] after the real Chris posted a video of himself playing the song on ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''.
** The events with the impersonator culminated in Chris-chan challenging him to a ''singing contest'' in order to prove his identity as the real Chris. Yes, you did read that correctly. What makes this particularly funny is that, while the impersonator had a relatively decent voice, Chris is pretty much flat-out terrible.
*** Liquid Chris won the contest fair and square; ''one of the real Chris's appointed judges voted for the impostor''. The impostor declared himself the winner (and therefore the real Christan Weston Chandler) and excused himself from YouTube to prepare for the future. The videos and phone calls following this are unbelievable.
*** Real Chris then backpedalled and claimed the contest was never to prove who was the true CWC, despite the fact that he said it was when he started the whole thing.
** The sheer deadpan way the Audiobooks have Sonichu calm down after an anti-homosexual rant: "Instantly calmed by the promise of intercourse".
** The end of [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call between Chris and Alec Benson Leary]]. Chris didn't want to talk with Alec so he made up an excuse to finish the conversation ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm by impersonating his own mother]'' (not his father, curiously) ''"telling" him that he has to clean up cat poop in their kitchen''.
*** And then there was [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|the time]] when he really did have to clean up cat poop, but "slipped and made a mess".
** CWCki's [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|page]] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica], quoting a post Chris made to his own discussion page, potholing "Why do you hate me so much?" to "Frequently Asked Questions".
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming]: Liquid and Kacey singing "A Whole New World."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome Crowning Music Of Awesome]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxSpOob2J4w This], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0JuT7qRQo this], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63XxM-Gysfw this]... There's a surprising amount of awesome music, really.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CursedWithAwesome Cursed With Awesome]: Chris's laziness. Why? It's the only thing stopping him from trying to sell ''Sonichu'' merchandise and getting the pants sued off of him by Nintendo and/or Sega.
** Which is a shame, cause God DAMN that would be funny to watch.
** Very arguably, the trolling if you subscribe to the cliché of it being better to have loved and lost than have never loved at all. Thanks to the trolls, Chris believes he's had several 'sweethearts', which would never have happened otherwise. Then again, since none of them fucked him he probably doesn't care.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]: Some fics put the series in a darker prospective, [http://sonichufinale.canalblog.com/ Sonichu Finale] in particular. More recent examples are [http://sonichu.the-comic.org/ Sonichu Is Dead] and [[Fan:The Death of Sonichu|the fic]] on which it's based.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate Dartboard Of Hate]: Adam Stackhouse, winner of the Parappa contest, was a "victim" of this. Michael Snyder, who Chris tried to ''run over with his car'', was meant to be used for this as well.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever Daydream Believer]: Chris believes that all works of fiction (including Sonichu, of course) are real. And his "proof" is how various cartoon characters were shown living together in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Toon Town]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously.]
** Apply some [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic Fridge Logic] to this, and this becomes the reason he adamantly opposes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrollFic parodies or fanfics] featuring his characters: they are ''changing reality,'' and so he has to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Retcon] any relation to his canon those fics might have had.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadBabyComedy Dead Baby Comedy]: Chris attempted this by comparing Clyde Cash's imminent downfall to ''the freaking World Trade Center attacks''. Needless to say, it failed. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBacklash Horribly].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap Death Is Cheap]: As far as it applies to real life, Chris honestly believes people who go to heaven can come back whenever. Which explains why he pleads for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] to "come back soon". And thinks it's ok to depict the deaths of Ivy and Panda-Halo the way he did, since they didn't have any objections. That or he thinks they're just acting. Also for someone who loved his dog, he sure as hell won't let her rest in peace.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moment Of Suck]: Probably the worst thing to come from Chris' magic markers would be ShecameforCWC.JPG, a pornographic drawing of him and his then-friend Megan, first uploaded ''by himself'' to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] under the claim of "replacing negativity with positivity." This was evidently the final straw in a relationship already strained by stalker-ish tendencies and sexual harassment, and Megan has since moved as far away from Chris as possible. Chris doesn't seem to understand what he's done, blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for "twisting" the image against him, and has since reuploaded the picture that cost him what might have been his only friend, claiming that he "needed sexy pictures."
** For added [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm] points, he ''still'' refers to Megan as having "broken up" with him despite her repeatedly telling him they were never together.
** There's also the infamous drawing of him having sex with three women. He has used this piece of creepy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment] as proof that he's straight.
** "Your trope has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."
** "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NauseaFuel I recycle my own semen]."
** Some of his edits to CWCipedia also qualify. Worst offenders include [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|his article about Asperger's syndrome]], [[Mailbag 29|answering Mailbags with "Whatever"]] [[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|or insults]] and [[Mailbag 49|expressing hope that gays serving in the military will die in explosions]].
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag Your trope has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.]
** [[CWC Blog#March 2010|Chris insulting both trolls and "Honest, True and Loyal" fans he thinks he has - the latter just because they wanted him to update his comic regularly]]. Apparently he thinks that their demands contributed to the loss of his most recent "sweetheart" on pair with trolls' actions.
** Chris making a YouTube video in which he tells his ex-"sweetheart" that she should be his girlfriend [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm because prostitutes are] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wallbanger too expensive for him]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic And no, he isn't deliberately trying to insult her -] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot he actually thinks that this "revelation" will make her pity him and that she'll agree to be his girlfriend.]
** Even before Chris uploaded ShecameforCWC.JPG to ED, there was his reaction to the fact someone else won ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]''-themed contest he participated in: he [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|insulted and wished death upon the winner and other people that got more votes]], [[CWC is Angry|filmed himself shooting a photo of the winner with a toy pistol]], [[PaRappa the Rapper contest#Aftermath|created a fake webpage showing him as the "true" winner and openly admitted in an e-mail to Sony that he wanted to win the contest because he thought Megan would have sex with him then.]]
** The nude photos. Then the tape of him with his blow-up doll.
** He also put Sonichu's comic on his resume. The saddest part? It forms 80% of his entire resume ''and'' he is very demanding about which companies would be allowed to use his makeshift franchise and which products he expects to be made out of it.
** Chris using the word "Jew" as an insult to finish the conversation while secretly recording it, then [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|releasing the audio recording of the event]], then [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|ordering the fans he thinks he has to troll Michael Snyder]], and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourselfDeeper revealing in a comment to] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw Vivian's video] that "I gave him the finger as I left for real (...) right before the final insult". And he apparently thinks it was funny.
*** Although it was something of an accomplishment for Chris that he actually did realize that the video was intended to make fun of him.
** Creation of [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|the CWCipedia article about "The Wallflower"]], as well as pretty much all Christian's actions described in said article. He stated that trolls discovering her identity was ''her'' fault because "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger SHE HAD TO HAVE A Facebook Page with her REAL NAME and LINKS to her FanFictions on it]", and of course he isn't even remotely to blame for anything. While he was at it, he also once again proved his racism ("the Trolls HAD to stick their n***** noses into my affair"). He expected ''her'' to apologize ''to him'' for cutting off contact with him ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode surprisingly], she didn't do that). And he finished his article about her with the following statement: "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman!]"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research]: ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'' accurately portrays Chris as the homophobe he is. However, he is equally fearful of lesbians and homosexual men, despite it being common knowledge that IRL Chris respects the gay population-the female half, to be precise.
** At time the fic was written he liked lesbians, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbx8CBbUsnU that might not be the case anymore] (1:01-ish, if you don't want to expose yourself to too much ear rape).
** Also, Chris has no idea how copyright works; he seems to think that a character is automatically copyrighted the minute you create him, and that mashing together two existing properties makes something legally original. Additionally, he appears to believe that simply drawing a (c) next to the name qualifies them as legal copyrights.
*** Though he has ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity legally copyrighted Sonichu]''. [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=Sonichu&Search_Code=TALL&PID=8CvxbO0K6jQW0cyX7XU19mX&SEQ=20100105230829=25&HIST=1 Seriously, look.]
**** No, actually not. To be technical, he has merely registered when he came up with the "idea". A registering is only handy for proving that you were there first, should the case end up in a court, and they are therefore pretty cheap to acquire and is generally quickly handed out without much of a preview process. But it does not give you a full copyright, which is a longer, more complicated and expensive process.
** He also doesn't seem to know that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs you can't take hermit crabs for a walk].
** More recently, he is very tenacious about his belief that autism and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] are nothing alike, and has received several emails from people trying to convince him otherwise, to the point where he's been forced to open a new mailbag section for these emails. The sad thing is, he's started answering these emails with a generic reply [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyJustDidntCare where he basically says he doesn't care,] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger and won't listen anyway.]
*** He also believes that "Asperger's" sounding vaguely like "Assburgers" or "Assboogers" is a legitimate reason for disparaging it. When a letter writer confronted him about this, Chris's only response was to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm make fun of the letter writer's name as well.]
** The best example from his Asperger's vendetta would have to be his proclomation that he "helped cultivate the first generation of autistic people". [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoYeah Yeah.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingToChina Digging To China]: Not used in the normal sense, but it is bizzare just how low Chris will go in order to score.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourselfDeeper Digging Yourself Deeper]: Much of what is known about Chris was not gained through hidden cameras or in-depth investigating, but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooMuchInformation volunteered by the man himself] in what was probably an attempt to get the trolling to stop. In other cases, Chris will casually mention in a chat session something that most reasonable people would keep to themselves. For example: Clyde Cash brought up pictures of Chris wearing his mother's undergarments (which only existed due to blackmail), and Chris responded by revealing his severe incontinence. Strangely, Chris doesn't seem at all embarrassed by this, and only gets upset after direct insults.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeMen Does Not Like Men]: Chris hates the entire male population for stealing all the women; excluding himself, his father and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeorgeWBush George W. Bush], or as he likes to put it, 0,000000000004% of the male population (4% times 10 to the power of -12). Given the present population of the Earth, such a percentage would equal significantly less than one complete person.
** This makes his homophobia quite ironic, because, logically, if every man but him, his father, and Dubya were gay, he wouldn't have to worry about women already having boyfriends.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeSpam Does Not Like Pickles]: Chris vehemently dislikes pickles because they remind him of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight a certain male body part]. This hatred is incorporated into the comics, serving as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness] for Sonichu and a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button] for Rosechu.
** This is also because one of the more famous trolls is simply known as "The man in the pickle suit". Ever since he popped up, pickle hatred has run rampant!
** This actually stems from when he was first discovered by a certain imageboard. They originally were just mocking his art, and a troll decided to pretend to do some "fan art" of Sonichu and mail it to Chris out of "admiration." Most importantly was a picture of Rosechu depicted with a penis, which Chris strongly objected to. However, Chris for some reason has an aversion to that word, and absolutely refuses to use it, or any other common phrases to refer to the penis. He instead refers to his own as his "duck" (no, that is not a typo), and refers to others as "pickles." When he saw the picture of Rosechu with a penis, he '''freaked the fuck out,''' and demanded that the troll, who Chris honestly still believed was a fan at this point, that he draw Rosechu again without a "freakin pickle!" The troll responded by sending a picture of Rosechu holding a ''literal'' pickle in her hand. Chris was not amused in the slightest, and the rest is history.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm Does Not Understand Sarcasm]: Chris has a remarkable inability to tell when he's being insulted; any insult that's not outright calling him a name tends to fly right over his head. Some outstanding examples are his edits to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] and CWCki where the facts that the doesn't edit are obviously sarcastic insults, proudly showing off his letter that was printed in Nintendo Power despite it almost certainly having been posted for people to laugh at, and his Screwattack Europe interview, with Guru Larry dropping lines like "Yes, you are indeed a role model to us heterosexuals" or "Yes, I often get people confused with fictional characters" while Chris just stares blankly.
** This may be due to his autism more than anything else, leaving him incapable of detecting sarcasm and instead taking everything he hears at face value. Hilariously, this extends to the newly opened mailbag section on CWCpedia where Chris answers reader mail, although he has a separate section for "hatemail" or otherwise disruptive messages that he still refuses to ignore, and even answers some of them as sincerely as he can (including advice for buying sex toys).
*** Of course, he now just deletes the mails he doesn't like, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite and then claims that he is better than Alec and others because he doesn't censor mail].
**** Or [[Mailbag 50|makes up his own "mailbag"]] by publishing some posts from Sonichu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] forum (that, in his opinion, praise him) rather than answering actual emails. Obviously, he fails to realize that these posts also actually mock him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandard Double Standard]: Alec points out Chris' double standard in him hating gay people because of an incident (that he may have been lying about) when he himself does lots of creepy, hateful things which by his logic should put people off straight and/or autistic people. Also, he states that the Bible tells people to shun gay people, even though it also condemns magic, which Chris (believes to) use all the time.
** There's also [[Mailbag 54|a mailbag message]] where a reader calls him out on his homophobia by explaining how much he hates autistic people for the way they speak awkwardly and how their minds can't function properly to illustrate a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandard Double Standard]. Par for the course, Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint completely misses the point] by explaining that he himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies has no trouble speaking or thinking clearly], and calls the poster [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite an ignorant bigot].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants Draco In Leather Pants]: Mary Lee Walsh is portrayed in trollfics as a beautiful, benevolent woman intent on destroying the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WretchedHive Wretched Hive] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic Of Tyranny] that is CWCville. The real Mrs. Walsh isn't particularly glamorous, but she seems to be a pretty good college dean.
** Her ''Sonichu Finale'' portrayal mixes this with a good helping of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkIsNotEvil Dark Is Not Evil]. Finale!Mary has a mischievous streak in her as well as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI god complex] (that is neither particularly illogical given her power nor anywhere near as massive as Chris-chan's in ''Sonichu'' proper), and yet she is still a very compassionate woman who cannot even bring herself to kill Chris when she has the chance.
*** Doesn't help that it was Christopher asking her to kill him. Christopher is a semi-decent person trapped in the body of a stark-raving mad godmanchild, only able to get out during brief moments of lucidity. She wouldn't be killing Christian with her bare hands, she'd be killing Christopher.
** Kacey's dad. Disgustingly homophobic, but he sure puts Chris in his place, and... and that ''voice''!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamingOfThingsToCome Dreaming Of Things To Come]: According to Chris, "it was fortold [sic] unto me in multiple dreams" that he would one day be the father of Crystal Weston Chandler, lending divine credence to his Love Quest. He has also been told by GodJesus that several of his internet girlfriends were the future mother of Crystal, which caused him to look like even more of an ass when they revealed themselves as (mostly male) trolls.
** That also could mean that even Jesus is trolling him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrivenToSuicide Driven To Suicide]: The trolls use this card quite a bit. First off, Ryan Cash's <strike>fake</strike> suicide over Chris threatening to stop making comics was Clyde Cash's motivation for becoming head of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AncientConspiracy The Miscreants] and trolling Chris. After months of trolling did little to affect his target, Clyde followed in his little brother's footsteps and <strike>pretended to have</strike> shot himself in the head. * Really, one of the other trolls, Ching Chong, thought that Clyde had [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterDerailment derailed] his persona somewhat when he started claiming that he really wanted to help Chris and suggested that Clyde killing himself would be the best course of action. After ''that'', Chris would later hear that Ivy had killed herself after he broke up with her when he found out she wasn't real. The comics are also the leading cause of suicide in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxKg4c_J4c plush hamsters].
** In January 2010 Chris drove [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] [[Chris and death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|named Mike Jackson]] to suicide. Being the kind, caring man that he is, Chris responded to the news about his "death" [[Mailbag_52|with a copy-pasted message]].
*** Not just any copy-pasted message, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyJustDidntCare a copy-pasted message that didn't even fit in context].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows Drowning My Sorrows]: There are hints that this is how Chris spends his lonely evenings, at least when he's not playing video games or masturbating. Alcohol might explain [[6 June 2010|why he thought stalking Michael Snyder would be a great idea]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny Dude Not Funny]: One infamous video has Chris mocking the DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. Thanks to the massive [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBacklash Internet Backlash], it was taken down the next day.
** Of course, Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger then tries to justify his horrendous actions] by saying that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint he was only trying to show how weak Clyde was].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DysfunctionJunction Dysfunction Junction]: A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk Wiki Walk] reveals that the Chandler family isn't exactly the best you could hope for. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Might explain a bit].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egopolis Egopolis]: In troll fics, CWCville is often presented as one of the authoritarian style.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkhorse]: Bob Chandler (Christian's geriatric father) is amazingly popular with trolls, despite arguably being ''worse'' than Chris. Most of his popularity derives from his infamous threat of "cuttin' [the family's internet] down", hence his nickname "The Lumberjack".
** Cole Smithy (Chris's maternal half-brother). Considering that Cole has a happy marriage with a hot wife and a steady job at Rotten Tomatoes, Cole is considered everything Chris would be if he were a functioning member of society.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail Epic Fail]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement Oh dear! Oh so many, many things...] In fact, it would be wise to consider Christian Weston Chandler's mere existence as the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropeCodifier Trope Codifier]. Some people have even commented that he IS the personification and embodiment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsSparta PURE. CRYSTALLIZED. FAIL.] He is the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiftedlyBad loser's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible loser's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleofThree loser] - just look at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman Daveykins's] quote at the top of the article if you have any doubt, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt and that's all coming from a 30+ year old man who lives with his parents writing and drawing poorly wrote, poorly drawn comics and fan fiction.]
** Special mention must be given to any of the videos where Chris tries to show off his physical prowess, by doing Herculean tasks like [[11042009 51 50|struggling to lift soda boxes,]] [[30 Push-Ups|almost doing fake pushups,]] or [[Sonichu's Edge|stopping six times to catch his breath in a three minute jog.]]
** Special mention should go to Chris's recent attempt to vandalize the CWCki, which, as usual for Chris, failed.
** Chris tried to paint Michael Snyder as an unreasonable bigoted jackass for refusing to let Chris back to THe GAMe PLACe and tried to get his Internet legions to harass him. Instead, Chris himself comes across as the intolerant jackass, throwing out the word "Jew" as an insult, and now Michael Snyder faces heaps of personal fans, most likely offering to buy him drinks and play at his shop.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EscalatingWar Escalating War]: The Ad Saga on CWCipedia has become one of these. Trolls put gay ads in the sidebar, Chris changes his monitor resolution so he won't have to look at them. Trolls put BIG ads in the middle of the front page so he can't miss them, and he creates his own version of the front page so he doesn't have to look at them. The trolls invest in banner ads that appear on every page of the site...
** A dispute over a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] character involved CWCipedia going down, then coming back with an Asperchu comic named ''Sonichu Revolution'' about copyright infrigement in place of the ads, and then Chris having comic book versions of Asperpedia guys tortured and killed in his comic. In response Asperpedia team gave ad space on CWCipedia back to Jack Thaddeus, and soon after that gay ads were back.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards Even Evil Has Standards]: Bluespike managed to force some trolls-the same trolls that had tricked Chris into taking pictures of himself in his mother's underwear-to feel sorry for the manchild about forty minutes into his hour long confrontation.
** Vivian's commentary for the end of issue #6 just kinda trails off, since there's nothing particularly funny about someone missing a beloved pet.
** Not to mention the backlash that came from the "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny Twin Falling Towers]" video.
** And of course, see the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman] quote above.
*** No, seriously. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman] wrote what some people ''still'' call the worst Fanfic online. He ''knows'' what's it like to be trolled, and he's been proven to be a stand-up guy regardless, especially in recent years. And Chris-chan is even making ''him'' shake his head? That's a Real Life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon] sign there.
** It's essentially an unwritten rule amongst the trolls that Megan Schroeder should ''never'' be contacted about anything regarding CWC, as it is known she is still quite disturbed by what happened.
** 'The Wallflower', Chris's latest gal-pal, originally had a quite in-depth page on the CWCki. When she personally contacted the sysop asking that irrelevant information be removed and the page be rewritten under a pseudonym, the requested changes were quickly made.
** In early 2010 a (possibly newbie) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomethingAwful Something Awful] Goon tried to make a thread on Chris around and included his own encounter with him, he was greeted with post after post of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode "Yeah, torturing the mentally disabled is really fun!"]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim Even The Guys Want Him]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy Flanders]: This is what Chris actually believes. [[Mailbag 22#The implications of this are staggering|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
** Played straight (no pun intended) with Liquid Chris and Kacey's Dad, Matthew.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenNerdsHaveStandards Even Nerds Have Standards]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryFandom Furries], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomethingAwful Goons], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoards *Channers], pretty much ''every'' subculture and community on the internet that is aware of Chris-chan uses him as a reference to the lowest of the low. He's quite possibly ''the'' rock bottom of the Internet totem pole.
** Don't be silly... he's '''waaay''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingToChina below the bottom].
*** Even people with Autism and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] will have nothing to do with him, also being fully aware of what Chris Chan has done in life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilCounterpart Evil Counterpart]: Liquid Chris is the ''good counterpart''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil Evil Versus Evil]: On the one hand you've got an absolutely vile person who's a bigot (called Tito a NIGGER ''several times'', and threw "Jew" at Michael Snyder like it was an insult), a homophobe (stating that they deserve to die by stepping on land mines), and a <strike>borderline</strike> complete sociopath among other evils, but let's face it, his opponents aren't really much better than a gaggle of schoolyard bullies. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarknessInducedAudienceApathy It's really hard to root for anyone at this point.] Nevertheless, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire trolls still have way more supporters than Chris ever will.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm]: LITERALLY. EVERYTHING. WILL. MAKE. YOU. FACEPALM. To the point that the PVCC forums have ''SIX facepalm emoticons''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FailedASpotCheck Failed A Spot Check]: Chris complained that Alec chopped off his head in ''Sonichu Revolution'' (which is one reason why he so brutally killed Alec in his own comic), and Alec pointed out that Comic!Chris was completely fine, and that he was only acting. Chris said that it could have been more obvious. The comic literally has Comic!Chris in one piece the very next panel saying don't worry, he's fine, he was just acting.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamousAncestor Famous Ancestor]: [[MySpace messages#Jalena|Christian claimed]] that he's descended from Anne <strike>Boleyn</strike> Bolyn... whose only daughter was Queen Elizabeth I, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVirginQueen The Virgin Queen]. He later backpedaled on that and claimed that [[Mumble 1|somehow Anne was his ancestor "in an aunt sort of sense"]] and that he's really descended from Mary <strike>Boleyn</strike> Boylen. Anyway, [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|he says that's why there should be an article about him on Wikipedia]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanon Fanon]: Where all of the characterization comes from.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatBastard Fat Bastard]: Chris, of course. Though many might say that obesity is ''the least'' of his problems...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FeigningIntelligence Feigning Intelligence]: [[Mailbag 54|In Mailbag 54]] Chris tried to show how smart he is, claiming that he knows the words ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/antidisestablishmentarianism antidisestablishmentarianism]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaryPoppins supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]''. Incidentally, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShlubbAndKlumpEnglish he misspelled both these words].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishFuel Fetish Fuel]: Mary Lee Walsh, as portrayed in troll comics. Also, Crystal Weston Chandler, the imaginary twin sister of Chris.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant]: How about a sex vid, several pictures of his dick, official [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] or a video where Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure a woman orally? '''For your own sanity, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt Take Our Word For It].'''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlexingThoseNonBiceps Flexing Those Non Biceps]: Chris in the "I AM STRONG" video.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoeYay Foe Yay]: Christian's hatred of Mary Lee Walsh didn't stop him from drawing a pornographic picture of her.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForcefulKiss Forceful Kiss]: [[Emily#Kiss fail|Chris tried to do this at the end of his "date" with Emily]]. Fortunately, he failed.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: Chris tried to justify his homophobia claiming that it was caused by [[Bruce Johnson|the (allegedly) homosexual principal of his elementary school who made him sit on his lap]]. Of course, he contradicted himself later, admitting that [[Common Questions#07 January 2010|he started to hate homosexual people after one woman refused to go out with him, claiming she's lesbian]].
** Chris is arguably an inversion, as his massive ego seems to stem from the coddling by his mother, and the lazy attitudes of his father.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Fridge Horror]: When you see all the acts that Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] does, and compare him to the real person, you'll realize that, in a way, ''this comic is his incredbily twisted wish fulfillment, this is exactly how he wants the people he hates to die''.
** ''Imagine what would happen if he actually had that kind of power.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]: He threatened to sue Liquid Chris and ViviG for "selling" ''Sonichu'' merchandise. Because, you know, he clearly owns the rights to his derivative character.
** Subverted with one 'fan', who just got fed up with all this and contacted [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega] directly. No results yet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFundamentalist The Fundamentalist]: Chris is quick to condemn homosexuals to the fires of hell, but like many fundamentalists is blind to his own transgressions in the eyes of God - he draws pornography, masturbates to pre-existing lesbian porn, threatens to murder people, has made getting laid the focus of his existence, and wears an idol around his neck almost all the time. The CWCki offers a [[Chris and religion|fascinating study]] of his religious beliefs.
::"''I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL!''"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FutureLoser Future Loser]: While he was never sucsessful to begin with, Chris is a pathetic shell of his former, high-school self. And given that he does nothing, he'll undoubtely become a transient, if not die early from his terrible eating habits.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gaslighting Gaslighting]: Liquid Chris. It counts because the target, albeit already mentally defective, became ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible more]'' mentally defective.
** And naturally, most fanworks continue this tradition by having Liquid Chris as Christian Weston Chandler and Regular/Solid Chris as Ian Brandon Anderson.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiftedlyBad Giftedly Bad]: Chris seriously believes that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo his writing and artwork are masterful] and thinks his artistic "talent" is comparable to that of <strike>Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci</strike> Michalanglo and DeVinci, all the while lambasting ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' for its ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck intentionally]) offensive writing and bad artwork (which are still better than his own).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOnGirlIsHot Girl On Girl Is Hot]: Despite his homophobia, Chris is okay with lesbians, mostly because he can masturbate to them.
** Let's remember a few things. He hates gay men because they're gay; he hates straight men (except his dad) because they're straight and take away boyfriend-free girls; he hates asexuals for reasons currently unknown; and he loves lesbians, because they're gay and take otherwise single girls. His hypocrisy is an endless void filled just as infinitely with flawed logic, and he may never understand.
*** Also, in a mailbag where it was pointed out that logically the more gay men there were mean't there would be more single women around, Chris replied that it would make no difference to him. He also has pointed out he began hating the gay population when a woman turned him down because apparently she was a lesbian.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GlassesPull Glasses Pull]: While not always having to do with trolls, Chris dramatically takes off his glasses in his YouTube videos whenever he wants to make a point. This results in him occasionally putting them back on only to dramatically whip them off again.
** Which is a bit hard to take seriously when you have a strap for them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw Godwin's Law]: One of ads makes Chris-Chan out to be like Hitler for his propaganda. Though that's a low blow.
** Yeah. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsultToRocks Hitler had a girlfriend and a job.] Chris is a rabidly antisemitic psychopathic misogynistic small minded prick with a messiah complex. Godwin's Law is only bad when its not completely accurate.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoshDangItToHeck Gosh Dang It To Heck]: [[CWC-isms]], which include terms such as "Duck", "Comeuppance", and the most famous of all, "China".
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Greed Greed]: While Chris [[Chris_and_money|doesn't care much about money]], he's quite obviously obsessed with acquiring material possessions, [[List of Chris's games|particularly]] [[Card games|various]] [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|games]], [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|videos]] and [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|sex toys]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreedyJew Greedy Jew]: In Christian's mind, [[Michael Snyder]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuiltyPleasure Guilty Pleasure]: Is anyone actually proud to admit that they follow the life of Christian Weston Chandler? Probably not, but it's still very entertaining.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappyPlace Happy Place]: CWCville, to a large extent. It seems strange that Mr. Chandler would put his mortal enemies in there with him, but this at least makes it possible for him to defeat them. To outside observers, on the other hand, CWCville is strongly reminiscent of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill]'', a place of mutated monsters that fight and rut for their creator's amusement
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]: ''All the friggin time!'' Even Sonichu started doing it in episode 20.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeyItsThatGuy Hey, It's That Guy!]: Guru Larry from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Guy With The Glasses], formerly a part of ScrewAttack as ScrewAttack Europe, is in the trolling scene and has even [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope interviewed Chris].
** More recently, another e-famous Briton (Harry Partridge, better known as HappyHarry, the creator of ''Saturday Morning Watchmen'' and ''Hal the Misinterpretive Porn Star'') has shown his true colours with [[:Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|this]] wonderful piece of fanart.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel]: It's quite easy to send ''Sonichu'' into this territory, and the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier darker] fanfics easily qualify. One that comes to mind is [http://vivig.deviantart.com/art/Girl-Brought-Down-World-CH1-5-102863247 A Girl who Brought Down the World], which is based more upon the author himself than the actual series. Told from the view of a young girl (at least at first), this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NaNoWriMo NaNoWriMo] project shows what just might happen should anyone as insane as Chris get into power. It's... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParanoiaFuel worrisome].
** The fanfic "[[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]]." ''Especially'' the beginning. The whole thing is filled to the brim with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel], but how it starts is just... ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick oh god]''.
*** Recommended listening during the reading session is, of course, entries from the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill]'' soundtrack. "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs Betrayal]" works well for the climax.
** Vivian's video "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTe-1wpYfI please...why...please...why...why...]", an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindRape intensely disturbing] theory about what's going on in Chris' head concerning the Megan Saga.
*** Not to mention "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjzm4MtkRbw Halloween 09 is cancelled :(]." Short but HORRIFYING.
** One must wonder what the trolls posing as Chris's sweethearts must deal with. While his displays of affection are creepy enough, imagine being the one actually ''receiving'' them. His declarations of love seem to get crazier over time too: for example, compare [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFZGe_qYct4 this video for Julie] to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zWvJ6xOcio this one for Ivy], which was made about a month later. And that's not including his videos aimed at Kacey...
** One video has him playing out a revenge fantasy on camera where he proceeds to play out slitting [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll Clyde Clash's] throat with an actual knife.
** Then there's his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB0KPHqjwZw Creepy Stare.]
** Hell, pretty much everything Chris Chandler does or says ends up being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel] in some form or another.
** Perhaps the biggest piece of HONF with Chandler, however, is the fairly-recently-come-to-light way about how he [[Chris and reality#Outside of the comics|perceives reality]]. He doesn't think of cartoons and the like as a storytelling medium; he is convinced that all of them, ''including his own work'', exists in a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]''-esque Toonland, coexistant to physical reality. This is why he gets so enraged at people who write Sonichu "fanfic" and whatnot, because he perceives this as ''altering reality''. Why is this nightmare fuel? Well, hell, just think about it from his perspective: CWC lives in a world where not just he but ''anyone'' can change the consensus reality ''with the mere power of thought and words''. He essentially lives in an MCEscher painting. Is it any wonder he's so messed up?
*** What makes it really scary is if he really does think all these fictional characters exist, that would by extension make him a mass-murderer.
** This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHfZ9XCMUQQ video], which looks like it should be the intro for a documentary about Chris-Chan.
** There's something... disturbing in his [[:File:445-SonicTotem.JPG|papier-mâché Sonic's eyes]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]: In the [http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/liw.htm Lost in Wal-Mart Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace], one of the endings has Chris becoming a Juggalo after fancying a Wal-Mart employee's Hatchet Man medallion. Eventually, Chris released [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWgTHW2NAg this video].
** Another [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight] moment (or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moment], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]) is when Chris says that he didn't have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathNote Death Note] in a video made shortly after the death of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays BILLY MAYS]. In an email to Vivian, he says "HAVE A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THE MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!"
*** Which is made weirder in hindsight when you realize that despite writing this to her, [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|he still considers her to be his friend (or as he puts it, "gal-pal")]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodToneDeaf Hollywood Tone Deaf]: Chris really cannot sing to save his life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePornMovie Home Porn Movie]: Chris declared that [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|he will film himself having sex with a woman for the first (and maybe second) time, and then upload the video on the internet]] so he can finally prove to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll]s that HE IS STRAIGHT! Proving that is so important to him, that, if necessary, [[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line|he will film the event without his partner's knowledge and consent]]. And that's not even getting into his previous sex tape of him sharing an intimate moment with a sex doll while shouting Julie's name...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HurlItIntoTheSun Hurl It Into The Sun]: This is what Chris wants to do to the tobacco supply in earth.
** Actually, now he wants to dump it all on the moon since "[...][http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger the smell from all that [tobacco]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm would likely emit from the giant star] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay and stink up our Galaxy]."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite Hypocrite]: Chris at one point whined about how the winner in a contest he participated in should have been disqualified for breaking the contest rules and then ''admitted to trying to stuff the ballot box in the very same email''. He later sent a complaint to the company about contest participants he thought had violated the rules, saying "It's not a matter of jealousy or loss; it's the principal of rule violations. Justice will be done to the seven people involved in the four violating videos..." The astounding thing is not so much his hypocrisy as the sheer off-handedness with which he admits to cheating immediately after whining about how the contest winner broke the rules, as if he has no clue how such behavior [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss makes him look].
** Furthermore, he is outraged when people steal his characters. If he steals from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nintendo Nintendo], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega], or anyone else, though... that's licensed parody.
** Chris is a massive hypocrite, often telling people one thing in order to get with their good graces (e.g. saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people when fans threaten to abandon the comic) and ''immediately'' contradicting it (e.g. saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people at the start of a video, and spending the rest of the video bashing gay people. It's possible that at least part of this is due to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrutalHonesty Brutal Honesty] mentioned above; it's the clash between Chris's desire to suck up to his fans and his complete inability to control what comes out of his mouth). In fact, let's just say this: When Chris extols the virtues of Truth and Honesty, it's ''his version of the truth'' and ''what he honestly hopes the other guy will believe.''
*** Similarly, he brings up how Michael Snyder is a Jewish name, brings up how he doesn't have anything against Jews (which, given that he brought up the subject in the first place, is suspect), then ends the video using "Jew" as an insult like he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark Eric Cartman].
** The Mailbag feature on his website is a goldmine for Chris' golden nuggets of hypocrisy, as trolls feed him constantly with messages asking for advice, which Chris is more than happy to dispense but never actually take into consideration himself. He frequently lambasts the posters for being immature and telling them to grow up (when he himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManChild still lives with his parents, spends all of his money on toys and video games and acts like an angry five-year-old when he can't get his way]), get a job (while he has only managed to hold a job for two months of his entire life) and stop using his characters without his permission (but he will not hesitate to copy "fan"-characters and change them* i.e. remove any personality they may have had without bothering to ask first, and will stubbornly claim that the character was his all along when someone calls him out on it, even if that someone is the creator of that character) and slandering him (whereas he is quite content with drawing cartoonish, demonized versions of the people who antagonize him, on the internet as well as real life, and then drawing himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution ruining their lives and/or killing them brutally]).
*** As an added bonus, the reason why he thinks he has so much power over Sonichu fan-characters is because he has a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Copyright] for Sonichu. So that means ''his'' mashup is perfectly acceptable in the face of two giant corporations, while nobody but him is allowed to do anything ''Sonichu''-related if he doesn't approve of it.
** Chris called ''Asperchu'' "Vulgar Fanfiction", despite he himself writing a series that takes place in some combination universe of Pokemon and Sonic, with various characters having sex and talking dirty.
** http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P98.jpg This "ad." (Hotlinking redirected to a virus, copy-paste the address) Yes, that's a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz]. Talking about how ripping off is wrong. Chris sees nothing wrong with this.
*** Be fair; A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz] isn't a ripoff, it's an homage. Chris doesn't use ersatzen because he thinks he's being original rather than knowing he's basing things on other things as a tribute.
**** Then how about Chris using not a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz] [[:File:Bugsbunny.jpg|but the Bugs Bunny himself]] to condemn <strike>a troll pretending to be</strike> Jimmy Hill for "stealing" ''Sonichu''?
** Christian expects women to accept the fact that he's autistic and love him anyway... but at the same time [[:File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg|he made it clear that he wouldn't be interested in dating autistic women]]. He even noted: "Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, but that's beside the point", with no hint of him realizing his hypocrisy.
*** He doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a beautiful and obedient <strike>sex slave</strike> <strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight mother]</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick sex slave and mother combined].
*** In fact, the whole subject of Christian's attitude towards other people with autism/Asperger syndrome/physical deformities etc. is a goldmine of his hypocrisy. Chris uses his autism as a crutch and feels it entitles him to being a recipient of everyone's pity and admiration; at the same time, he gladly admits that he doesn't like to associate with other people with autism, especially people with low-functioning autism, because "[[IRC (17 December 2008)|it would be like looking through a window to hell to me]]", which is why he doesn't want to volunteer to help them. His views about people with facial deformities that make it impossible for them to speak clearly or people with Asperger syndrome [[Mailbag 5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|are]] [[Mailbag 11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|vomit-]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|inducing]] as well.
** Don't forget how he whines and rages about the trolls "ruining" his life while himself is an horrendous troll who doesn't hesitate to insult, menace, curse and even (attempt to) vandalize other people's sites just because they don't give him blind praise or refuse to obey his selfish demands like good, obedient SLAVES. He also [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Description|asks his "TRUE and LOYAL fanbase" to troll people he doesn't like]].
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKnowMortalKombat I Know Mortal Kombat]: You could call [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMP1XmD-cg this] a pretty spectacular aversion. The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS_z-kM64rM fan] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKXtDWOuL4U remixes] are almost as good.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImYourBiggestFan I'm Your Biggest Fan]: [[Robert Simmons V]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualDeathThreats Ineffectual Death Threats]: Again, all the freaking time!
** "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!"
** '''"DIIIIIEEEE YOOOOOOUUUU!"'''
** "ENNNNNNNNGH! I'll '''SSSTRANGLE''' that Clyde Cash!"
** One of the most unsettling examples is him apparently threatening to kill Youtube user vivitheg and her family. Why? She made audiobooks of the comics, with annotations that mock the various plotholes, inconsistencies and so on. Chris only really noticed them when she announced that DVDs of the audiobooks would be released, and that's when he started raging over her trying to make money off of ''Sonichu''. This was then followed up with Vivian leaking an e-mail he sent to her, in which he wished for her to die of a "goddamn heart attack".
** I'm not afraid to '''SHOW MY FANGS!!!'''
** He has also [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|threatened]] the creator of Asperchu by saying that the ''spirit of his dead dog was going to enter his dreams and eat his soul.''
** He's also tried to threaten CWCki... [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|with a knife]]. The worst thing is that Chris is convinced that his latest ex-"sweetheart's" personal information was removed from CWCki because CWCki people were scared of his earlier threats.* The truth is that the woman herself demanded its removal. This "victory" will probably lead Chris to resort to threats more often in the future, and to make his threats more violent.
*** And here we go: "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|I will find you, I will cut you up, I will beat you up, I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! Blow it wide open!]]"
** "I am going to SHOVE YOUR ASS, DOWN YOUR THROAT, and MAKE you EAT YOUR '''''UNDERWEAAAAR'''''!"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InspirationallyDisadvantaged Inspirationally Disadvantaged]: So, so, so averted.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBackdraft Internet Backdraft]: A troll convinced a thirteen-year-old kid to fake being a woman and call Chris. Chris, like with many other "Gal-Pals", got an obsession with "her", and the events that followed lead to phone sex and a leaked sex video (don't worry - it's Chris and his blow-up doll pretending the doll to be the kid, when he didn't learn of the gender). When some of the trolls found out about the age, there was a huge troll backdraft... and it was on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica ED] of all places.
** Not to mention "Twin Falling Towers."
** Chris using the N-word to insult Surfshack Tito also pissed off trolls. In fact, it might have been one of the main reasons why trolls decided to vandalize CWCipedia.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetMimic Internet Mimic]: A very large number of trolls imitate his rather... ''unique'' style of writing which usually consists of: ALL CAPS AT ANY MOMENT THAT NEEDS STRONG EMOTION, Capitalizing Every Important Part Of A Sentence, using certain phrases repeatedly as if they were proper nouns* "I do not listen to those who overreact and condescend to me with LOUD Tones and '''Harshest Attitudes'''." and aping his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism 'CWC-isms'].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetToughGuy Internet Tough Guy]: He has threatened people with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]s and Curse-ye-hamehas because they mocked him or plagiarized his work. It doesn't work if the work is derived from another Intellectual Property.
** Now Chris has switched a gear and directly menaces people with brutally killing them with his ridiculously tiny knife. It ''still'' doesn't works because Chris is a well known real-life coward who immediately begs, whines and backpedals at the first sign of danger.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony Irony]: It's rather strange that Chris, nominally a devout Christian, is a fan of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', a series which has been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement downright vitriolic towards religion in general, most specifically Christianity].
** Not to mention how a Season 9 episode of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' delivered a not-so-subtle message against people like Chris.
** Another to add on is that as much as Chris hates gay men, he hates [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeMen men in general] for "taking all the pretty girls away with none for him to choose from." If there were more gay men, he wouldn't have this problem, now would he?
*** He wouldn't have the problem of women brushing him off with claims of boyfriends, you mean. He'd still have the problem of being an astoundingly creepy narcissist harboring violent revenge fantasies of everyone who has ever crossed him (in reality or his mind) and an apparent lack of boundaries with women he's sexually infatuated with. For some reason, women have trouble getting past that part.
*** In one of the Mailbags, someone actually told Chris that if there were more gay men, he would have less romantic rivals. [[Mailbag 22#The implications of this are staggering|Chris claimed that still wouldn't help him, because... well... yeah]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe It's All About Me]: How about the fact that Chris only started ''Sonichu'' the comic series as an accomplishment he could brag about to potential girlfriend candidates, and in fact appears in said comic as the main character's father, the mayor of the city where most of the action takes place, as well as his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] alter-ego with ridiculous [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComboPlatterPowers Combo Platter Powers] and a Transformer for a car? And this is only the premise...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItGotWorse It Got Worse]: Initially, /v/ only knew two things about Chris. He made a horrible fancomic, and he stalked girls at the mall. Now the trolling has a separate board dedicated to trolling Chris and an entire wiki documenting his life. This happened in the space of a few years.
** Also, Chris-chan's life in general.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie Jerkass Woobie]: On one hand, Chris is a horribly prejudiced individual with delusions of grandeur and is completely out of touch with reality and other people, while on the other he does seem to have genuine problems that Trolls absolutely delight in taking advantage of and enjoy tormenting far in excess in what he deserves if they would have just ignored him. However, it gets harder and harder to feel sorry for him the more you read about him.
** Chris ''wants'' to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie The Woobie], (in fact, he seems to think the best way to get a girlfriend is to get women to date him out of pity) but it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement doesn't quite work.] In fact, one reason the CWCki seems to exist is to make sure that no one is fooled by Chris's "poor me" act by presenting and preserving all his abhorrent behavior.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Bob] could also qualify as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie Jerkass Woobie]. A redneck racist and homophobic (he grew up before the Civil Rights Movement, unlike Chris), two of his children want nothing to do with him, the youngest refuses to move out or do anything at all to better himself, and he's stuck in a bad marriage with the youngest's mother. Not to mention that he has to put up with trolling ''and'' being plastered over the internet by his idiot son. He seems to be genuinely lonely as well, based on his interactions with trolls.
*** Although given what we know about both Bob and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteSheep one of his sons], it's likely that the kids are perfectly justified in wanting nothing to do with the sod.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JustifyingEdit Justifying Edit]: The CWCki will often have sections of pages that will try to explain the contents of the article. For example, they say that Chris's incredibly hypocritical look at the Bible is probably due to his priest (the only authority he acknowledges) being incredibly liberal when it comes to alternate interpretations.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kayfabe Kayfabe]: For example, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] from PVCC is <strike>not</strike> dead and was <strike>not</strike> replaced by Anthony Sullivan, Ryan and Clyde Cash did <strike>not</strike> kill themselves, Liquid Chris is <strike>an impostor</strike> the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, and Solid Chris is <strike>Christian Weston Chandler</strike> an impostor called Ian Brandon <strike>Anderson</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag Something].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog Kick The Dog]: Chris does this on a regular basis.
** A prime example is poor sonichuizcool, a young, mentally retarded girl who was almost certainly the only genuine fan Chris ever had. He, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail of course], mocked her and her disabilities until she went away because he decided, without anything vaguely resembling evidence, that she was a troll. This was before Chris was heavily targeted by actual trolls, so you can't even chalk it up to paranoia.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KidsAreCruel Kids Are Cruel]: Even when he deserved it, one does have to admit that what BlueSpike (13 years) did with Chris (Playing with him, making him do disgusting/humiliating things, including breaking his medallion and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove shoving the pieces up his own ass]'') was cruel. He also seemed to enjoy torturing him.
** And voluntarily spending hours listening to Chris masturbating. It's probably safe to say that he's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreepyChild got a few screws loose] himself.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillEmAll Kill Em All]: What seems to be going on in season 2... which is shaping up to be WAY better than season 1!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnifeNut Knife Nut]: Chris somehow managed to obtain a knife. Judging by the fact that in a short period of time he threatened [[Don't Mess With Me|Clyde Cash]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|some other troll]] [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|and the editors of CWCki]] with it, having a knife makes him feel powerful and he thinks it will solve all his problems. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode This of course doesn't make him look creepy and mentally unbalanced at all.]
** It makes him look like future Prison or Mental Asylum material if he doesn't puts an end to it.
** You have to wonder just how dangerous a 2-inch penknife really is in the hands of someone who takes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongFightingAnimation at least 5 seconds to pull it out and open it with both hands]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail When he manages to open it at all].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnightTemplar Knight Templar]: Subverted. He tries to make himself look like one, but it's clear that the only thing fuelling his self-righteousness is ego.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Know Nothing Know It All]: Chris repeatedly proves that he knows nothing about relationships, sex, parenting, copyright, drawing and several other subjects. That of course doesn't stop him from considering himself the greatest expert ever on these subjects and offering advice on them to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy Lack Of Empathy]: Chris is a terrifying combination of Autism, which makes it difficult for him to understand when and how to be empathetic, Narcissism which makes him incredibly self centered and a child-like naïvete which makes him simply unaware of what other people consider traumatic. When he ''comforts'' people he usually says "move on" or starts talking about how his dog died. To provide a particularly grisly example, [[Twitter#02 March 2010|when he tweeted about his father's hospitalization]] as a result of congested heart failure, his main concern was apparently his own level of stress, thanks to only getting four hours of sleep. His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase] had to wait more than two months until Chris finally decided to [[Some Favored Comedians|briefly mention]] that his father recovered... even though in the meantime he posted a few tweets and blog entries, as well as several new videos, raging or ranting on various subjects mostly related to himself, but not even mentioning what was happening to his father. Bob is in his eighties and has had four heart attacks; his hospitalization isn't something that should be taken so lightly.
** To be fair, his father isn't the most likable person there is; it's not a very good [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse] but neither are great people. Bob's only popular becuase he antagonizes Chris.
** Let's face it, at this point, it's likely that it's finally impossible for Chris to even understand ''humanity or basic emotion''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LarynxDissonance Larynx Dissonance]: Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''. By her second appearance, she has a very [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVentureBrothers Dr. Girlfriend-esque] voice, despite the fact that every other female character is voiced by either an actual girl or someone at least trying to attempt a girl's voice.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLeisureSuitLarry The Leisure Suit Larry]: Chris has elements of this: He's been dedicated to his ''Love Quest'' for years now, but his methods have been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement modestly questionable] (he used to loiter around shopping malls drawing comics and playing with his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NintendoDS Nintendo DS], hoping a Boyfriend-Free Girl would eventually notice him). In fact, the only reason the ''Sonichu'' comic exists in the first place is so that Chris would have at least one significant accomplishment with which to impress potential mates.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegacyCharacter Legacy Character]: Many trolls adopt the persona of the Man in the Pickle Suit, a shadowy and nefarious figure whom Chris believes masterminds the trolling efforts.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LimitedWardrobe Limited Wardrobe]: Just like his comic character, he tends to wear the same style of shirts over and over again. A line in the comic about how he couldn't even imagine himself in the lead of a story he was reading unless he looked at himself in the mirror to remember his appearance seems to indicate why he wants his appearance to be as static as possible (and perhaps why he can't see himself as being overweight).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralMinded Literal Minded]: Due to combination of his autism, unwillingness to learn [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement and just not being very smart in general], [[Chris and English#Semantics|Chris tends to interpret figurative speech literally]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads Of Characters]: Between Chris, his immediate family, his extended family, his gal-pals, his "sweethearts", and his trolls, there are easily over 40 people to keep track of.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LogicBomb Logic Bomb]: At one point during ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'', the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] must stop Chris from having sex with her. She does this by telling him that he can have sex with her, but only if it's a threesome with another man. Cue Chris leaving the room in confusion.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveAtFirstSight Love At First Sight]: Basically every single couple in the comic, while Chandler himself is a big proponent of this as well, falling in love with pretty much any female he has extended contact with, and on one occasion actually ''proposing'' to a woman he had never actually met. He seems to think he'll marry the first woman he has a successful date with.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveMakesYouCrazy Love Makes You Crazy]: On the silly end of the spectrum is Chris making videos for his girlfriend's pet hermit crabs and hopping around like the Easter bunny. On the scary end of the spectrum are videos like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBUzZowEt1E For My Sweetest Ivy]. All for the same girl, incidentally, who made Chris ''particularly'' strange.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveTriangle Love Triangle]: First there was Chris/Blanca Weiss/Sarah Jackson triangle, which ended when Sarah died in a car crash (don't worry, Chris moved on). Later there were Chris/PandaHalo/<strike>BlueSpike</strike>Julie ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilarityEnsues hilarity ensued] when Panda and Julie "[[IRC (04 January 2009)|found out]]" that Chris was a two-timer) and Chris/PandaHalo/Clyde Cash (who [[IRC (21 January 2009)|hinted]] that he wouldn't mind turning this into an OT3) triangles, which ended when <strike>Panda died in a bushfire</strike> Chris convinced himself that Panda died in a bushfire (don't worry, Chris moved on). And later there was Solid Chris/Kacey/Liquid Chris triangle, which ended with Kacey dumping Solid Chris and marrying Liquid (don't worry, at the same time Solid managed to "[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright]]" ''Sonichu'', which was enough for him to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag move on]).
** He moved on before that. He practically said Liquid could have Kacey as long as Solid was acknowledged as being the real Christian Weston Chandler.
** The Ivy Saga wasn't free of these either. Even though Ivy was the recipient of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel particularly memorable] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveMakesYouCrazy displays of Chris' affection], said affection did't stop Chris from cybering with <strike>a troll</strike> Vanessa Hudgens.
** Christian's videos from mid-March 2010 are somewhat incoherent, but it looks like he is convinced that a mysterious troll nicknamed Surfshack Tito "stole" his latest "sweetheart" from him. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MurderTheHypotenuse And for that reason Chris wants to murder him.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LyingCreator Lying Creator]: "Original characters" my ass.
** One hilarious one that could have easily been averted was accusations that Rosechu was male because she lacks the shortened tail female Raichus have in the 4th Generation Pokemon games. How? By initially explaining how Rosechu was created prior to the 4th generation games. Instead, he edits a portion of his comic to show Rosechu having a blunted tail like 4th Generation female Raichus, and claims it's been this way the entire time. Even if he did edit the source as well, there's still countless things he's drawn with Rosechu that do not have a blunted tail. Because he follows this logic, trolls now acknowledge that Rosechu was always [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transvestite male].
*** In [[Mailbag 49#Revisionist history|Mailbag 49]] someone actually pointed out to Chris that he could handle the issue by stating that Rosechu was created before there were gender differences in Pokémon games. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SureWhyNot Chris agreed]... and then once again claimed that he never drew Raichu with pointed tail.
** For a better list on how much he lies, [[Lies|check here.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManChild Man Child]: Chris is pretty much the dictionary definition of this trope, with a hint of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild]: Both his family and his welfare check have allowed him to live as a child eternally, playing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGames/Pokemon children's card games], filling his bedroom with toys, spending all his disposable income ([[Chris and money|and more!]]) on games and exhibiting the [[Chris and art|artistic abilities]] and [[Chris and anger|social skills]] of a 6-year-old.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MassHypnosis Mass Hypnosis]: In response to an increasing number of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans] who claimed that they won't read ''Sonichu'' anymore and that ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' is better, Chris released [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|this video]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MathematiciansAnswer Mathematician's Answer]: In one of the [[Mailbag 28|Mailbags:]]
::'''kaybear@mail.com:''' You're almost 28. Why do you think you are still a virgin at your age?
::'''Chris:''' Because I still have not ever had sexual intercourse.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeaningfulRename Meaningful Rename]: In 1992, after "the bear," a performer in a bear costume playing in a band at the local mall, confused Christopher's name for Christian, the young Mr. Chandler took it as a sign from God to change his first name to Christian.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMolester Memetic Molester]: Chris. Especially regarding poor Megan.
** The Megan fiasco is actually quite unsettling when you find out more about it; from the e-mails she sent him telling him to stop touching her, to his attempt to take her to a hotel in an apparent bid to have sex with her.
*** There is absolutely nothing "memetic" about it when you consider Megan.
** The scariest part of the whole thing is that Chris claimed that if he ''hadn't'' drawn porn of her, he "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NearRapeExperience might actually have done something really dumb and stupid]." [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Jesus. Christ].
*** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic And drawing porn of your own best friend isn't something really dumb and stupid?]
*** Compared to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttemptedRape alternative], it's Mensa material, especially since the porn finally convinced his friend to get the hell away from him. That's not what Chris intended, of course, but, really, who cares?
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]
** "Get away from the Internet! I'm cuttin' it down, right now!" Bob Chandler, Internet Lumberjack.
*** From the same Saga: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick "Julay! JULAAAAAAAAAAAY!"] (Though that one's become an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverusedRunningGag Overused Running Gag] by now.)
** [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]].
** And who can forget [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild "I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!"] [sic]
** Many "CWCisms," to the point that he practically has his own tropes, used here ("pedofork," "virgin with rage," "dirty, crapped briefs," and so forth. Basically, any particular phrasing you see twice in even ''this article'' came from something Chris-chan said, or was found on the wiki that is frequently linked to here.)
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotListeningToMeAreYou Your meme has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MinorInjuryOverreaction Minor Injury Overreaction]: Count Graduon, the head honcho villain of the comics, is named for Chris's graduation, at which he cried because he didn't get an award for his art "skills". Most villains based on real people are demonized versions of those who were upholding the law against public solicitation of sex and gave him the appropriate punishment.
** He has also [[9 February 2010|declared]] the loss of his personal wiki, of all things, the worst thing he has suffered and declared his wish to execute the people presumed responsible. And later he actually had them tortured and executed in his comic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedMarketing Misaimed Marketing]: Chris is outraged by the fact that, despite its hideously chauvinistic ad campaigns, Axe body spray is mostly popular among gay men.
** While technically not marketed, Chris's comic is aimed at children. Its readers consist mainly of either trolls or troll sympathizers.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MissionFromGod Mission From God]: Chris ''will'' get laid. Not to prove his heterosexuality. Not because that's what he thinks being an adult is all about. No, he will get laid so that he may father Crystal Weston Chandler, because GodJesus ''commands'' it.
** Though it seems that proving his heterosexuality is at least equally important to him (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePornMovie Home Porn Movie] above).
** It's also worth noting that Chris Chan is a bit selective about which missions from GodJesus he accepts. He tried to justify his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex] claiming that God and Jesus ordered him to father a daughter in one of his dreams... but in the same dream he also supposedly saw himself having an office job, and yet [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker we don't see him engaging in any "quest for office job"].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoeAnthropomorphism Moe Anthropomorphism]: [[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]], the CWCki's official mascot.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoneyDearBoy Money Dear Boy]: Chris, after wishing death on her several times, made Audiobook director Vivitheg a peace offering via email, apologising for his rash attitude. He then asked that he be paid for 25% of any profits made from anything related to the Audiobooks. Smooth, Chris.
** She complied by giving him 100% of all profits. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext And the audiobook is free].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]: Regular viewers of his online hijinks alternate between sympathy for Chris on the one hand and angry impatience with his conceited idiocy/occasional expressions of prejudice on the other. Just about every comments section for his videos has several people remarking that they "remember why" they don't always feel sorry for him.
** Christian's habit of finishing his statements with wishing everyone a good day or showing a peace sign sometimes creates unintentional Mood Whiplash. For example, Chris wished everyone a good day right after [[Attraction Sign|writing: "And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff"]], or [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|yelling that HE WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!]]
::"Death to the trolls, peace to everyone else."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon]: Bluespike, though there is some debate as to whether it was making Chris destroy his medal and put the remains where the sun doesn't shine or yelling at him to burn down his house.
** There's also Bluespike being a thirteen-year-old and having phone sex with Chris. This enraged a great deal of Chris trolls.
** Chris himself has done a couple of things that could be considered MEHs, such as the creation of ShecameforCWC.JPG or his reaction to Panda's supposed rape (or really, ''anything'' involving Chris and rape, as he has a rather... [[Chris and rape|skewed]] opinion on the subject). If not those two, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDjrjr3b7M his mocking of 9/11] certainly counts. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards It even pissed off the trolls!]
*** Don't worry, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNDfdFCHU2U he apologized]... and reused the Twin Towers picture... as candles on a cake... aflame... which he snuffs out.
** He spent half a year mourning the death of his dog. It is known that he broke down in tears over it half a year after the event transpired. Panda, on the other hand? Twelve hours later he was cybering with Julie.
** And speaking of Bluespike, during the conversation he clearly cared more for his PSN than he did "Julie."
** Then there was the leaked email exchange between Chris where his half-brother is begging him for help resolving questions he has about his parentage... and Chris ignores this to ask for his help with ballot-stuffing an internet contest. Yes, he's that cold and self-centered even with his own ''flesh and blood''.
** How about Chris responding to the death of a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] with a copied-and-pasted message about how "[their] letter has been read fully, and [their] thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement"?
*** To be fair, the whole thing was blatantly fake.
**** Christian thought it was real, though.
** Don't forget how Christian Chandler attempted to run over a Mall guard with <strike>his</strike> his mother's car after they kicked him out for soliciting sex.
** If Michael Snyder is telling the truth - [[6 June 2010|which, if you read between lines, Chris-Chan himself pretty much confirmed]] - Chris taking photos of Snyder's daughter and attempting to run him over with a car. Chris claims he was taking pictures of Snyder to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate throw darts at it], and that Michael jumped on his car. The former does sound plausible, given Chris as a person, though it may not be the whole truth. The latter... not so much.
** He shows no distraught over the death of his own father. The only thing stopping him from undoubtely being a Complete Monster is the fact he can't act out his twisted imagination in real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother My Beloved Smother]: Chris's mother Barbara seems to be pretty damn overbearing of him... quite possibly to an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoYay improper] degree.* Chris himself admitted that [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|he confides in her about his masturbation habits]], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick so really, anything is possible here]. It's clear that her constant pampering and indulgence of Chris and his antics, along with her obvious reluctance to seek any actual professional assistance for Chris and his disadvantages, played a major role in turning Chris into the reclusive, socially inept and narcissistic [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerkass] that he is today. When it comes to her treatment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie poor old Cole Smithey], though, she crosses the line into out-and-out [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents abusiveness].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Whoever Ian Brandon Anderson ''really'' is, he's probably not the frontman for Jethro Tull. That's Ian ''Scott'' Anderson.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm]: Chris' personal conduct is a great source of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm] because his entire self-image seems to be a stunning example of either rampant self-deception, [http://gagne.homedns.org/~tgagne/contrib/unskilled.html this phenomenon in action], or some combination of both. He seems to be blissfully unaware of what a laughable failure on virtually every level he is and to genuinely believe himself to be an intelligent, nice, handsome, strong man [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie who has endured horrible and totally undeserved suffering], and whose enemies are only out to get him because they're bigoted against autistics or otherwise bad people, and he conducts himself accordingly. This results in all sorts of unintentional comedy. Like him [[I AM STRONG|trying to]] [[Chris Loses It|be intimidating]]. And him responding to being called on his complete lack of worldly accomplishments by [[Father Call|making simple household chores like pulling weeds out to be some kind of heroic effort and suggesting they're comparable to serving in the Gulf War]]. Or [[Tobacky|claiming to have an IQ of over 300 while demonstrating he has no clue how big the solar system is]] and that [[Semen#Recycling|he apparently thinks]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever you can "recycle" ejaculate back into your sperm count by swallowing it]. Or writing such narmy lines as "[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga my heart was hit so bad, that it sprung a leak... it leaked pain, torment and the deep feelings I had held in for so long. *sigh*]", which are hilarious when you contrast his rhetoric with what his conduct suggests about the true nature of his emotional life (namely that he's a selfish, egotistical, borderline sociopathic man-child whose "pain" and "torment" is mostly resentment at the world not always accomodating his king-sized sense of entitlement).
** [[:File:Chrisreply3.PNG|"Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE YOU IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT YOU UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!"]]
** "[[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|I feel like I am quick-decisive, I can move like a ninja, and my mind is sharp.]]"
** "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER NEW TERRITORY THAT MAY OPEN NEW CREATIVE DOORS WITHIN YOUR MIND. ARE YOU 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER?]]". Because nothing opens new creative doors within one's mind like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant atrociously drawn Rule 34 pictures].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NationalStereotypes National Stereotypes]: It seems that Christian's entire "knowledge" of [[War Paint Video|Native Americans]] or [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|"Brits, Irish and Scots"]] consists of nothing more than these stereotypes.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NauseaFuel Nausea Fuel]: "Recycling." Why ''why WHY'' would you film yourself... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WaterfallPuke ugh]...
** You will never look at fanta the same way again.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralEvil Neutral Evil]: Chris doesn't feel the slightiest remorse when he dishes death threats, begs Jesus to kill his "enemies" and tries to use the superpowers that he thinks he have to doom anyone who doesn't like him to Hell for all eternity. He comments (and feels PROUD) to have attempted to run over a mall guard with <strike>his</strike> his mother's car after said guard kicked him out for soliciting sex, AND also comments he needs to masturbate to "keep his hormones under control and keep himself from assaulting women." He only cares about himself, feels completely justified to do whatever it takes to get what he wants, feels absolutely NO remorse for the horrendous things he does to others, and absolutely refuses to admit he may be wrong after all. Some people honestly think that it's a matter of time until Christian ends up causing a tragedy IRL and his victims will never know why.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverLiveItDown Never Live It Down]: Chris only used the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemism] "niggos" (instead of "n----rs") once, but it's been mocked endlessly. (BlueSpike was trying to make him say ''"BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers."'', but Chris changed the last word.)
** And now, the sequel: insulting a troll by calling him "n----r". Time only tells if he'll ever live this one down either.
** And dirty crapped briefs. And the photo of him in his mother's underwear. And drinking his semen. And... yeah, Chris tends to get a lot of these.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverMyFault Never My Fault]: Chris absolutely '''will not''' ever admit that he is at fault for any of the bad things that happen to him, even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm saying his elementary school board was somehow to blame for his adult failures.]
** One of the more infamous episodes also doubled as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon] for many. Megan, who by all accounts, by even the most jaded trolls, was an absolute saint for wanting to be friends with Chris, continuing to hang out with him even after he endlessly tried to touch her, was convinced they were dating when she made it ''emphatically'' clear that they were not, and in general was just an all round Jerkass to her. Then, after he started getting trolled, in a ''bizarre'' move, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticStupid somehow expecting doing so would make him "victorious"] uploaded several self made rule 34 drawings, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive including one of Megan]. She, very apporpriately, was horrified, and severed all ties with Chris, finally having had enough of his sexual harrassment. Chris to this day blames the trolls for driving away his only friend. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It Hero].
** He also blames his failure at getting a girlfriend on the "Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor," apparently not realizing that, first off, claiming to be in a relationship already is a handy way to not give someone you have no intention of dating your number without just saying "you're fat, ugly, and creepy." He also absolutely refuses to acknowledge that the manner in which he acts, including but not limited to, blatant sexism, unwanted touching, poor hygiene, and insistence on discussing his comic with all potential dates, tends to act as a deterrent for the opposite sex.
** While he never actually blames outside individuals for this one, whenever a new troll poses as a girlfriend for him (there have been literally dozens), many white knights feel compelled to warn him over and over that they are trolls, but he refuses to listen to them. It's quite ironic; he thinks the trolls are white knights, and the white knights are trolls. When the troll eventually reveals themselves, Chris' reaction is invariably him displaying shock, and claiming he never could have seen it coming.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It Hero]: Chris removed the wifi antenna from his PS3 in an attempt to get rid of a bug that was put on it.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Noob Noob]: Despite spending the majority of his time and income on gaming, Chris has been described as "pretty terrible at all the games he played", routinely losing to small children before he got banned from The Game Place.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotListeningToMeAreYou Not Listening To Me Are You]: Typically noticeable in phone conversations, plus having to be prodded just to give a response in RL conversations.
** "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." - Infamous response to multiple letters in Mailbag 52. One of which was a widow informing Chris her husband died due to his inaction. He claims to have been simply stumped on what else to say. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Facepalm Except he does the same to an automated message regarding the memorial.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotQuiteDead Not Quite Dead]: Clyde Cash and PandaHalo.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneEmployee Only Sane Employee]: In the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedAdaptation Animated Adaptation], Ms. Allison shows signs of this with regard to running the city. In fact, she's probably the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan only sane person] in the animated adaptation.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Orwellian Editor]: Chris is very, very intent on correcting the internet's twisted image of himself (specifically that of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica]) with varied degrees of success... to the point where he has essentially copypasted the ''entirety'' of the ED article on himself (which is already horridly out of date) [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan and applied a series of personal corrections].
** He has also gone back and corrected any of his CWCipedia articles if they contradict what he would currently say about what has happened. He may not be as thorough as the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NineteenEightyFour Ministry of Truth], but he has that same motivation.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot Panty Shot]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanDisservice Chris,] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taiBe4ct_So halfway into this video.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaperThinDisguise Paper Thin Disguise]: Liquid Chris. The scary part is that Solid Chris thinks people are actually falling for it.
** ''Solid Chris himself'' partially fell for it. He still thinks that Liquid's name is actually Christian Weston Chandler; in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth call between Solid Chris and Alec Benson Leary]], Solid referred to Liquid as "the other Chris".
** Chris himself apparently tried this in a series of phonecalls to Liquid's girlfriend, impersonating Liquid. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BluffTheImpostor It didn't work], but [[Kacey Phone Call|Kacey humored him and played along]].
*** The best part is that both Chris and Kacey forget that Chris is supposed to be impersonating Liquid. Chris doesn't catch on.
** Chris once also attempted to infiltrate an IRC conversation between major trolls. With the nickname of "SonichuClone." While claiming to be a 30-year-old troll named Bill Riley. Using ''[[:Image:BillRiley.jpg|this]]'' as his picture.
*** Before that, he attempted to impersonate a troll whose e-mail account he hacked* well, actually a troll who allowed Chris to hack his/her e-mail account as a part of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit Batman Gambit] when contacting Jack Thaddeus. [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|Hilarity ensued]] because Chris learned a bit too late that the account he hacked belonged to Jack's "daughter"; and even after he caught on, he impersonated her so badly that it made Jack remark that he should "stop acting like a Chris Chan."
** He also once vandalized his ED page [[George W. Bush#ED Edit|while pretending to be George W. Bush]].
** Recently, he attempted to vandalize the CWCki using the account "GodofThunderGodofWar", failing as usual. He was quickly discovered thanks to his Unique Writing Style and some IP testing and got treated with all the respect he deserved.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParanoiaFuel Paranoia Fuel]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperDemographics Many of us] love videogames and cartoons (Japanese and otherwise) that are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeripheryDemographic probably intended for people younger than ourselves]. Many of us have had romantic difficulties in past. Some of us may write our own webcomics, or other [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperWorks Troper Works]. And many of us are ''terrified'' of being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotSoDifferent like Chris], the ultimate otaku, a terrifying mirror held up to anime, manga, and video game fandom.
** People with Asperger's Syndrome or other forms of autism already see him as an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model].
** Another frightening thought: if anything we produce, either in real life or online, becomes such an object of derision as to inspire entire wikis devoted to our failures.
** Furthermore, if you were [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Yuji Naka] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Satoshi Tajiri] and learned how badly some guy got messed up over ''your'' creative works.
*** Want to make this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony even] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel better?] Tajiri has Aspergers.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic Of Tyranny]: The True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville, named "in a way similar to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea." A place where Chris' initials are plastered everywhere out of "love," a non-elected "mayor" makes dictatorial decrees, the autocrat's secretary has to do all actual administrative duties while the head of government runs around chasing tail, what sparse buildings dot the landscape are run-down and lopsided, and the only relief in sight is a guerilla movement headed by the dean of the town college.
** Also, anti-homosexuality laws enforced by ''constant psychic surveillance.''
*** Repealed only because it would force the psychic in question to watch homoerotic thoughts, not the invasion of privacy.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PetTheDog Pet The Dog]: One of the trolls, Vivian, sent Chris's dad a present for his 82nd birthday.
** Jack Thaddeus removed the biggest and most hardcore ads from CWCipedia after the news about Chris' father's hospitalization.
*** In addition, several trolls have sent Bob flowers and other gifts while he is hospitalized.
** Clyde Cash, one of the most notorious trolls, hacked into Chris's Club Nintendo account... and bought President Barack Obama a Mario hat while he was at it.
** Perhaps the only positive trait Chris has ever had was his relationship with his dog, Patti. He actually seemed to care about her, and was genuinely distraught when she died. Keep in mind, this is the guy who didn't mourn the death ''of his own father.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePigPen The Pig Pen]: People who have encountered Chris in real life have said he smells like a homeless man or rotting fruits, due to his replacing of showers with Axe body spray. Also, there's the subject of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure dirty, crapped briefs]...
** The real irony is that [[The_GAMe_PLACe|he uses hand sanitiser immediately after shaking someone else's hand]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePollyanna The Pollyanna]: Chris is regularly harassed and humiliated, but rest assured he'll be back on Youtube beaming about his latest endeavour in no time.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PopStation Pop Station]: Chris's version of Vivi Gee and Dethchemist's ''Sonichu'' audiobook.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure Potty Failure]: Dirty, crapped briefs. Chris compares the fact he occasionally shits his pants as a grown man to an infant child doing the same thing in diapers. The fact he brings this up during an online conversation with Clyde Cash makes this absolutely pathetic.
** Eating nothing but fast food and drinking nothing but soda and power drinks for years, while completely removing fruits, veggies and fresh water from his diet? It's a miracle that his digestive system could still work, especialy with all the candy and sweets that Chris stuffs down his throat every day.
***[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies Stuff…candy…don't…][http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Chris stuffs vegetables down his throat!] [[Chris and English#Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm|He stuffs green beans! He stuffs broccoli! He stuffs corn! He stuffs carrots!]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild]: Chris. He easily fits the "manchild" part, and <strike>may</strike> now definitely qualifies as a psychopath as well.
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex]: Nowadays it's obvious that Christian's "Love Quest" is actually this. He wants to get laid so badly that he's willing to reveal all kinds of personal information about himself, including details about his masturbation habits, as well as draw pornographic comic starring himself, photograph himself wearing diapers and film himself running around naked and displaying "random-access humor", masturbating, humping a love doll, drinking his own semen or demonstrating how he would pleasure a woman orally if he thinks it will help him score. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick And yes, he actually did all these things]. Interestingly, though perhaps unsurprisingly, one thing he won't do to get laid is actually improving himself, as evidenced by the [[Jackie e-mails Part 3|Jackie e-mails]].
** He also won't pay for a prostitute, despite spending well over a thousand dollars on games he will never play.
** He is also too coward to even talk to a prostitute, as some trolls once sent TWO hookers to his house and according to them, he panicked and hid behind of his mom until she asked them to leave.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsLove Rape Is Love]: Implied in the 'relationship' between Clyde Cash and PandaHalo. Chris now believes that they are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappilyMarried Happily Married].
** Chris-Chan also believes this to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TruthInTelevision Truth In Television].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic Reality Is Unrealistic]: Clips of one of Chris' videos was featured on a radio show, prompting one of the hosts to say that if Chris were a character in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidLynch David Lynch] movie, he'd think Lynch was trying too hard.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech]: Pretty much all of them. Basically anything that ''CChanSonichuCWC'' ('the impersonator', 'Brown Chris', 'Liquid Chris') posts.
** There has been at least [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYCLNJGaZgQ one time] Chris has delivered a very effective [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech] ... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm to himself.]
*** Kacey's father gave Chris what is essentially a two-hour-long version of this in a phonecall.
** Alec Benson Leary delivered a few of these to him in the phone calls, calling him out on being lazy and belligerent. And Chris hung up.
** ''Sonichu Revolution'' is pretty much one big TRYSS in comic form, calling Chris out on his ego, laziness, unoriginality and hypocrisy. Naturally, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint this all flies right over Chris's head] and he just complains about the violence.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity Refuge In Audacity]: Several fanworks, including ''Sonichu the Animated Series'' and ''Sonichu is Gay''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheRemake The Remake]: The [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeviantART deviantART] member [http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/ gabmonteiro9389] is [http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Remake-Issue-0-Cover-117025346 redoing] ''Sonichu'' and giving it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoCoolItsAwesome awesome] art. The crap story is still there, but at least the eyesore isn't.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Considering] the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColdBloodedTorture contents] of later issues, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary better art might not be such a good thing].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rickroll Rickroll]: An ''unintentional'' example, [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008#Video|believe it or not.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheRival The Rival]: Liquid Chris; a literal rival in the singing contest. In his videos, Liquid shows himself as a sort of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Doppelganger Doppelganger] to Chris, copying his mannerisms and (claimed) skills, but doing them pretty well: Liquid actually is fairly handsome and quite talented. Liquid claims to have grown up and taken his creation ''Sonichu'' to future success in the video game and comic industry, much to the chagrin of regular Chris.
**And now we have Alec Benson Leary's [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperchu], which Chris now believes is "stealing" Sonichu's fanbase.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire Rooting For The Empire]: Some of the troll depictions portray the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as heroic rebels trying to overthrow a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild] dictator and his army of superpowered enforcers.
** More humorlously, and technically in an instance of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEmpire The Empire] rooting for itself, when Chris depicted 4chan as a building, "The 4 Cent Garbage Building," where ''Satan'' works as a receptionist, the building is 72 (66 + 6) floors tall, and exists mainly to display Chris's poor sense of humor, he chose to depict its employees as having only one job: drinking beer all day. Instead of being offended, as Chris hoped, the unanimous response was "Fucking with Chris and drinking beer all day and getting paid for it? That sounds like the best job ever."
*** And drawing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule Thirty Four] art.
** From the Meta angle, arguably, anyone who takes sides (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil Evil Versus Evil]).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SadisticChoice Sadistic Choice]: Bluespike/Julie/Max is a master at this.
** More recently trolls put ''Sonichu'' comics on sale on Lulu.com, forcing Chris to choose whether he should officially condemn them, thus breaking his earlier promise that he will leave the Internet (and presumably upsetting some external force that almost certainly made him make that promise in the first place), or whether he should keep aforementioned promise and just watch his precious ''Sonichu'' being "stolen" from him. [[F Abstinance|Chris made his choice rather quickly.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretTestOfCharacter Secret Test Of Character]: Both Clyde and Bluespike used these on Chris. He failed all of them.
** Clyde worked with PandaHalo to claim she was raped and pregnant with his child. Chris treated the rape like it was an affair and agreed to give the hypothetical child to Clyde the moment he offered to do so. Later, Panda made use of the Australian Brushfires to fake her death. Chris moved on to Julie in less than twelve hours.
** Speaking of Julie, during his hostage negotiations with Bluespike, he caught on to the secret test (He had to pick Julie or his PSN account) and picked Julie, expecting that he'd pass the test and get the PSN back for making the right choice, revealing that Chris sees women on the same level of overpriced gaming consoles.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SevenDeadlySins Seven Deadly Sins]: Chris embodies ''all'' of them. Thankfully, Sloth means he will never act seriously on the others... or at least he won't act on them [[6 June 2010|most of the time]].
** Sloth: He is a parasite who lives on government welfare checks, doesn't work, and can't be arsed to maintain his shitty comic or improve himself.
** Lust: He owns all manner of sex toys, has had sex with a blowup doll, views female friends as women who are withholding sex from him, and generally acts like a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush creepy stalker] to gal-pal and stranger alike.
** Wrath: He throws tantrums, verbally abused his college dean, and shouts internet death threats all the time.
** Envy: He is jealous of men who have girlfriends, and blames them for preventing him from having one (instead of his poor hygiene, awful manners, deplorable behavior, stalkerish tendencies, multiple prejudices, no job, etc).
** Greed: He is an extremely materialistic individual who has stolen several thousand dollars off of his parent's credit cards.
** Gluttony: He overeats on junk food and other assorted crap.
** Pride: He is incapable of taking criticism, he considers his poorly drawn cartoon on par with professionals, he sees himself as entitled to so much despite providing so little, and generally acts like a smug, pompous brat when he isn't raging or sad at some relatively trivial thing.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDeprecatingHumor Self Deprecating Humor]: In a FAQ, the CWCki wonders "who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who obsessively document and debate everything he does?"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfInflictedHell Self Inflicted Hell]: Chris is basically strangling himself with his internet connection.
** There's even a saying among the trolls: "No one trolls Chris better than Chris."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfFanService Self Fan Service]: Mary Lee Walsh went from being an old lady in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Canon canon] to being a beautiful succubus-resembling demon in trollfics.
** Justified in that Chris's art style is so crude that at first most people couldn't tell she was supposed to have gray hair, the only real visual indication of her age in the comic. Early "fan" artists assumed she was younger and had blond hair and red horns instead of a yellow helmet. The design just stuck afterward.
*** That, and because when the people saw her, they interpreted her golden viking helmet, again, due to Chris' terrible art skills, as her being depicted as having Marylin Monroe like blonde hair, and little she-devil horns. Troll's admiration of her calling Chris out on his bullshit, one of the few people who don't know him from the internet, coupled with the crude representation of her in the comics led to them interpreting her as a [[:File:Sonichu Finale 2 Page 23 by Plombard.jpg|sexy blonde she devil who trolls Chris IRL]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexIsCool Sex Is Cool]: This seems to be a central part of Christian's world view. He apparently thinks that because he is obsessed with his "Love Quest" and wants to have sex so badly, everyone else should want it as well, and he's unwilling or unable to comprehend that someone [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelibateHero might not be involved in romantic and/or sexual relationship out of choice] and perhaps even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asexuality might not be interested in romance and sex at all]. This belief also shows up in his comic, as he finds it necessary to pair his Sonic recolors up and refuses to break them up (because they simply can't be happy if they aren't in relationships), makes <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> Slaweel Ryam say that she became evil because she was never loved and eradicates asexuality in ''Sonichu 10''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShlubbAndKlumpEnglish Shlubb And Klump English]: Chris tends to misuse words and phrases that aren't even in common usage in modern English (phrases like "I do not care much for" instead of "I don't like." He even makes up words occasionally (like "instinctions" instead of "distinct instances"). These made-up words have been dubbed "[[CWC-isms]]" by his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll followers].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Shoutout Shoutout]: ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Solid]'' is very popular with CWC trolls, which can be seen in their antics and parodies; shoutouts to the series are so rampant that it warrants its [[Metal Gear Solid|own page]] on the CWCki. To a lesser extent, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Earthbound Earthbound]'' references (especially of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel Giygas]) are also common, though mostly only in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanVid fanvid]s.
** Chris-Chan himself is like a real life version of Porky Minch: Just compare CWCville with New Pork City. Or rather, don't.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SignificantAnagram Significant Anagram]: Trolls have noted that "Christian Weston Chandler" is an anagram of "AntiChrist Enhances World." Hmm...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities Skewed Priorities]: [[Common Questions#22 February 2010|On the list of the worst things that have ever happened to Chris]], posted by the man himself, deaths of his "sweethearts" PandaHalo and Sarah Jackson were ranked ''below'' apparently more tragic events, such as trolls hacking his PSN accounts and his original ''Sonichu'' site, as well as him getting banned from the game store where he used to play ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh''. And poor Ivy wasn't mentioned at all. For that matter, neither was Chris' aunt Corrina ''who died in real life''.
** There's also the fact that he doesn't want to kill his Sonic recolors, because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever they are real to him...] yet in the comic he gleefully murders (sometimes in a gory way) ''real people'' who "wronged" him. In fact, Chris in general empathises more with fictional characters than with real people. For example, he was only in a mild disagreement with a troll roleplaying as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis Josef] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadDoctor Mengele] [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|who suggested marking the homosexual people and taking them to camps to experiment on them]]; by contrast, he seemed genuinely disturbed by [[Mailbag 54|the other troll's suggestion to include in his comic a character that used to eat baby Sonees (i.e. Sonichus' hatchlings) alive or put them in blenders and drink them]].
*** And still, even though his Sonic recolors are real, sentient beings for him, and even though he is probably more attached to them than to real people, he killed Simonla just to get his CWCipedia back. Interpret that as you will.
** Also, Chris thinks that it's A-OK to show sex and graphic violence in his (allegedly child-friendly) comic, yet censors [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous even mild swearing].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker The Slacker]: At the advice of his father, Chris has declined to seek a job, and instead subsists on his "monthly tugboat," $800 of Social Security funding. Records show that American taxpayers' money have bought Chris a PS3 and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown literally gone up his ass]. He'd fit the trope perfectly were it not for his puritanical views on drugs (although his exposure to drinking may change this).
** Now he claims that he had "Never been Really Sure on the whole making money thing, or of any other aspirations"; that he does ''Sonichu'' for fun; hates that it's "being pressured onto me like as if it was a Job" (read: hates that people try to make him ''at least update his own webcomic regularly''); is "tired of trying to please MILLIONS" (because he tried so hard...) and says that fans (or "fans", as he put it - apparently he considers only [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lickspittle those who accept everything he does as perfect] to be his TRUE and LOYAL fans) who told him they stopped reading his comic because he failed to update it regularly are "among the People I am most annoyed with". In short, apparently he doesn't want to make money off ''Sonichu'' anymore, not because he's afraid of Sega and Nintendo, but because he realized that it would require working on his comic regularly.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo Small Name Big Ego]: Despite there being at most ONE ''Sonichu'' fan, Chris has confused the people watching him out of horror for a devoted fanbase, and still entertains dreams of ''Sonichu'' video games and merchandise. During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris believed that the big man of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nintendo Nintendo] himself wanted to meet with him, and even made a slideshow presentation about a proposed Sonichu game (which turned out to be mostly about Chris and his creations), in which he claimed professional-level drawing skills.
** Even worse, he was certain that Miyamoto would be more honored to meet ''him''.
** Chris's madness has been growing to the point where he seems convinced he can ''curse people,'' and has been falling back on "my Love Quest is a divine mandate!" more and more. Be afraid.
** Most of Chris's narcissism seems to stem from the few contests he has won during his lifetime, one being a raffle he entered as a child for $1000 worth of Sega games and won by sheer, dumb luck, and another being a GameStop ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]'' contest he won after his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanHaters Fan Haters] voted for him in droves, which lead him to believe that his work had a sizeable fanbase. Ever since then, Chris has been obsessed with success (he threw a massive hissy fit when his high school neglected to reward him for his art skills, and another when he lost a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]''-themed contest and accused the winner of cheating), and frequently appeals to his "True and Loyal fanbase" for help against the trolls.
** It's gotten worse: Apparently, Christian has [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|applied for a copyright for the name Sonichu]] with absolutely no thought of the repercussions he could suffer if Nintendo and/or Sega discover his completely unoriginal character. Big Ego indeed. By the way? One fan e-mailed Nintendo.
** Not only that, he seriously believes that [[Chris and Wikipedia|he deserves his own article on]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatOtherWiki That Other Wiki] and believes that his birthday (February 24th) should be a ''national holiday''.
** As it turns out, [[Mailbag_48|he thinks he has "way over a million fans worldwide"]] (perhaps [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|even more than a billion of them]], though in this case [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMath he might not have realized how high the number he typed was]).
** Additional proof of both his gargantuan ego and him being completely out of touch with reality: [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)|he thinks he's "the Mayor of Cwcville, VA, IN REAL LIFE as its Main Creator"]].
** When Chris contacted troll who hacked his PSN accounts, he sent (among others) 17 rather incoherent messages that ended with the phrase: "[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails#The last straw 7/12/09|thou will only be forgiven truly if thou returns the Accounts thou has stolen from the son of God who truly has Christ in his name and in his heart]]" (the "son of God" portion referring to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI Chris-chan himself]). He also threatened the troll that "God will reign down with a Vengance upon you until you give me back my Japan, Spain, Hong Kong, France and Germany Playstation Network Accounts".
** Not as spectacular as above examples, but Chris [[Some Favored Comedians|stated that he'd like Jerry Seinfeld himself to respond to one of his Youtube videos]]. Apparently he doesn't think it's unlikely that Seinfeld would do that.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmugSnake Smug Snake]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Chris thinks that he's smarter than everyone else], and frequently tries to use his "brilliance" to take advantage of others. In particular, he made several attempts to manipulate people to do something he wanted them to do, forgive him for his misdeeds, agree with him etc. He usually tried to achieve these goals by invoking pity in other people, for example by [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|bringing up his autism, the fact that he's a virgin,]] [[Mailbag 45#Mistakes, errors, and ordeals|"deaths" of his "sweetheats" and constant trolling]], [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|by describing nightmares he had]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|or just by faking sadness]]. He even tried to make Megan forgive him for creating ShecameforCWC.JPG [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|by telling her that he suffered more that she did]]. In addition, he lies to achieve his goals (like the time he impersonated Liquid in an attempt to trick Kacey into sleeping with him), makes promises with no intent of keeping them (like promising Kacey that he'll find a job and move out of his parents' house) and tries to weasel his way out of doing things he doesn't want to do (e.g. the whole Simonla saga). He tries to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManipulativeBastard Manipulative Bastard], but one small detail prevents him from being one: he is utterly, hopelessly incompetent at manipulating people.
** Ironically, whenever people notices he's attempting to manipulate them, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OutGambitted they play along and end up manipulating him to do stupid or embarrasing things instead].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good]: Christian's life, from the perspective of his "fans."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: The more you learn about his life, the more it goes from "funny" to "depressing."
** A more specific example: [[Christian's sex joke]].
** Chris himself appears to be a rare example of a person who lacks ''any'' positive qualities. Even real-life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monsters] typically have some degree of intelligence, charisma or motivation. Chris has none. It's as if somebody tried to see how bad someone could get, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki.php/Main/GoneHorriblyRight and sucseeded.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SophisticatedAsHell Sophisticated As Hell]: The CWCki has more than a few articles that list some well thought out, scientifically minded speculations as to the reasons for why Chris does one thing or another... and then the last reason is along the lines of "and because he's a fucking idiot."
** "In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick fecal incontinence (the other one being ramming stuff in his shit tube)]"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SockPuppet Sock Puppet]: What Chris tends to do to convince himself and the internet at large that he has a fanbase that doesn't consist entirely of trolls - one such instance being the above-mentioned ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]'' contest, where he posted comments about his own videos to hype himself up.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SorryImGay Sorry, I'm Gay]: Chris has claimed he hates homosexual men because a woman turned him down, claiming she was a lesbian. No, this does not make sense.
** Of course, this is most likely a lie, since he used to claim his hatred of gays came from a principal he didn't like and thought was gay. However, we are dealing with a highly [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator] here, chances are Chris is a huge liar, and he just hates gays because he's a bigot, or because he's in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoUnfunnyItsFunny So Unfunny It's Funny]: Compared to the pitiful attempts at "humor" in the comic itself, Chris's "random-access humor" will have you ''howling'' with laughter.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]. Many consider his oafish butchering of the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' angle he shamelessly ripped it from to be simply painful to listen to.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpannerInTheWorks Spanner In The Works]: At some point in early 2010 Chris met a new "sweetheart"; at the same time almost certainly he was advised by someone wishing him well, most likely his parents or his pastoral counselor, that talking about said "sweetheart" on the internet, declaring his undying love to her in YouTube videos, revealing her identity, etc. will attract trolls.* While it can't be completely ruled out that he realized this without anyone's help, which would mean he has some limited ability to learn, his later actions cast doubt on that; after said "sweetheart" cut off contact with him, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot he repeatedly dropped not only her pen name, but also her actual first and last name] However, Chris couldn't completely resist the urge to announce that he found a "girlfriend", thus proving to trolls that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday HE IS STRAIGHT]. For some time, he tried to have it both ways; he stated that he met a new girl and that relationship was progressing, while not revealing her name, and asked everyone to [[CWC Blog#14 February 2010|"leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly"]]. This, of course, was practically daring trolls to start looking for information about her. Still, while trolls would probably succeed at identifying her anyway, it could have taken months if Chris just shut up... but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive Chris being Chris], in March 2010 he revealed one of the pen names used by his "sweetheart", thus making it possible for trolls to identify her.
** Of course, most trolls weren't ready to jump on this. They were more interested in seeing how it panned out. Then a random troll points out a link that leads to the CWCki. This resulted not only in her cutting off contact with Chris, but also with Chris having knowledge of CWCki. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It, Anti-Hero].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpeechImpediment Speech Impediment]: His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeepSouth southern accent] notwithstanding, Chris has a notable tendency to slur his speech (for example, pronouncing '[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page' as 'Encykkapeedya Drammaka Paysh'), drop various letters from words and even switch them around, most likely due to his autism or lack of general verbal contact with other people. He also has trouble pronouncing the letter X, resulting in him talking about how much he hates 'homosetssuals' and uses 'Atsse body spray'.
** When those two aspects begin to intersect with his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish], that's when you need the CWCki's transcripts, as he starts to become extremely unintelligble.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplitPersonality Split Personality]: In an August 30th, 2009 web address, Christian stunned observers by holding a conversation between himself and "Christopher," a la [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLordOfTheRings Smeagol and Gollum]. This has been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplitPersonalityTakeover incorporated] into a number of trollfics.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Squick]: There's pictures out there of the author wearing his mother's underwear or diapers, and these are the ''good'' pics because at least he's wearing ''something''.
** An ad involving the trolls exposing Chris for being a liar and a thief over the Simonchu character, and have him fingering his mother in a callback to his shecameforcwc.jpg picture.
** When the image was originally conceived, the artist stated that he was "just drunk enough to try". And it seems that Chris may have been scarred by the image as well.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerShrine Stalker Shrine]: The worrying [[Megan Shrine]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush Stalker With A Crush]: When he's looking for a girlfriend, Chris camps out "attraction locations" and scares the bejeezus out of store customers or library patrons. When he ''has'' a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll girlfriend], Chris scares the bejeezus out of observers with his displays of devotion and obsession over them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StatusQuoIsGod Status Quo Is God]: Chris refuses to change his lifestyle or work any harder on his comic. This is best highlighted in cases where a girl named Jackie, who actually seems interested in Chris (only having met him over the net) tries to change him for the better, either by getting a job or taking his comic seriously. [[Jackie|She fails, and it turns ugly.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StepfordSmiler Stepford Smiler]: ''Capering Berries'' decided to make Simonla out to be a mindless clone.
** [[Stare|Chris's creepy stare]] also qualifies.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StormingTheCastle Storming The Castle]: Essentially what the trolls do to Chris' websites, they hack them and vandalise them untill they are completey unrecognisable from what they once were. On the 26th of May it happened to the CWCipedia again, forcing Chris to abandon it to the trolls for good. It remains to be seen where he will go from here.
** Probably he will never try to recreate it elsewhere. Not because of the trolls, but because Christian finally realized that keeping the CWCipedia updated and running involved WORK, which he absolutely hates.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StoryArc Story Arc]: The CWCki has divided Chris' recent history into "[[saga]]s" based upon who he was angriest with/infatuated with at the time.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheStraightWillAndGrace The Straight Will And Grace]: Chris and Megan used to be this. Likely not to happen with any other girls, as Chris considers the idea of "Just Friends" to be disgusting.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StreisandEffect Streisand Effect]: Has happened to Chris several times, but probably the most notable is the video tour he made of his house - which, as some people pointed out, was such a mess that the Virginia health department would be likely to demolish it if they saw the footage. The result was [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|this infamous video]], where Chris pleads his personal army to take down every mirror of the video. Naturally, the footage (and everything else Chris has deleted) is mirrored on a separate Youtube account maintained by a troll.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidStatementDanceMix Stupid Statement Dance Mix]: A relatively common type of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanVid fanvid], since Chris's nonsense makes for great material. Of note are [http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/071DE54B39B5698E Vivian's remixes], which are mostly set to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameMusic Game Music]. Liquid also contributed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M his own] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome amazing] mix.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck Stylistic Suck]: Liquid Chris's paper medallion and incredibly half-assed fake fatness (the latter dispensed with altogether after the first few videos). These features only served to wrankle Real Chris further, who didn't take the cue that this was not a sincere attempt at impersonation. Also, Robert Simmons V, who showcased incredibly poor 'fanart' alongside sharply contrasting quality drawings.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SubliminalSeduction Subliminal Seduction]: In [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|this video]]. It's bizarre, to say the least.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That]: ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'' has all the appearing trolls portrayed as a bunch of insane anarchists, who only want to see the world burn at the hands of Chris because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItAmusedMe they believe it to be funny].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TearJerker Tear Jerker]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAhBoYfWy4 Childhood pictures of Chris]. Where did it all go so wrong?
** Y'know, people laugh at this guy and his antics (including this troper) but when one gets down to it, this really is sad. If not for super shitty parents Chris could actually have become a functioning person with autism. Instead we have one more racist, homophobic, arrogant, elitist, jerk-ass in the world who can't even function or learn that it's not okay to be so homo/race-phobic. Mind you due to his parents Chris may very well have grown up to be a homophopic racist, but crappy parents to autistic children exist and they don't have the '''benefit''' of amusing or spurring people to improve themselves.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheConspiracy The Conspiracy]: In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwCldRr0kDc this video], Chris claims the reason he is a hopeless, friendless loser is due to the entire Greene County School Board of Education conspiring to remove him from Chesterfield County (and his high school friends) through some nefarious, dastardly means. Note this happened at least ten years ago.
** He also seems to believe that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic somehow Greene County School Board is responsible for his ban from The GAMe PLACe]. Hell, it's quite likely that he believes everyone who "wronged" him in his life is a member of evil and powerful conspiracy using its resources to cockblock him, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|just like in his comic]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheTetrisEffect The Tetris Effect]: Playing [http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic this] with one of his videos going in the background is surprisingly cathartic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FourthDateMarriage Third Date Nookie]: Chris has an unshakable belief that if you can make it to the third date, sex is automatic. This pops up in the comics as well.
** Actually, he views sex as a payment that must happen by the third date at the latest. He's on record as claiming that he'd do it on the second date if the girl was OK with it.
*** Looks like he ultimately decided that he doesn't even want to wait until the second date - [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu on his OkCupid profile] he stated that he wants to be contacted by women who "are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date", along with naming his Hook Cafe profile 'direct2sex'.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TomatoInTheMirror Tomato In The Mirror]: The alternate ending to [[Fan:CWCVille_1984|"Cwcville 1984"]] reveals that the narrator was Sonichu all along.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive Too Dumb To Live]: Chris... or so you'd think, except for the fact that he somehow manages to survive.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother An overbearing mother] and a "monthly tugboat" might have something to do with it.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooSpicyForYogSothoth Too Spicy For Yog Sothoth]: The #tropers [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST MST] channel's attempt to take on the comic led to several contributors taking a break from MSTing and the MSTing system being completely revamped. This is the same channel that ''laughed'' at ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEasyBreather The Easy Breather]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Opinions are divided] on whether Chris qualifies. One thing is certain though: telling him that he does [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton guarantees getting a strong reaction from him].
** [[Homo#Evidence that Chris is a homo|Most straight men don't have to "Keep themselves straight."]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transvestite Transvestite]: Rosechu. Cemented when Chris tries to reason that having a blunted tail makes 'her' female. 'She' never, ever had a blunted tail. While trolls almost always depict her having a 'pickle', after this, she gets depicted as a transvestite, too.
** Chris himself, there being the infamous pictures of him in his mother's bra, and more recently, he has decided to be up and front about wearing a sports bra in an effort to conceal his manboobs. That's right. In an effort to ''hide'' his manboobs, he ''reveals'' the much more embarassing fact that he wears a bra. Which he calls his "muscle bra."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrashOfTheTitans Trash Of The Titans]: A video tour of Chris's house revealed room after room almost completely filled with heaps of junk. Cue troll attempts to get the Greene County Health Department to condemn his home.
** It truly is unbelievable how trashed that house is. A few fair-sized rooms are filled at least 4-5 feet with nothing but junk. If you imagine any instances of this trope in fiction, you'll find that that house [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample exceeds all of them in terms of complete and utter messiness.]
** Rumor has it that some are trying to influence them to take part in one of the several make-over/reality shows focused on pack rats that cropped up recently. This very well could change their lives for the positive since, as far as many of us can see, the root of their problems comes from them keeping so much trash and isolating themselves in a fantasy world.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname Troll Nickname]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGear Liquid Chris and Solid Chris]. Also "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Snorlax]" and "The Internet Lumberjack" for Barb and Bob, respectively.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator]: Chris's stories about how he got kicked out of various locales tend to differ significantly from third-party reports. When pressed, however, Chris will reveal the truth.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Unstoppable Rage]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILq5DVl7g6o "Chris Loses It"], in which Chris goes absolutely fucking berserk. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And it is hilarious.] This can also apply to any of his [[:Category:Videos_with_RAGE|videos with RAGE.]]
** Creepily, anger seems to be the only emotion that Chris is capable of genuinely expressing. His attempts to sound cheerful, caring, sad, etc. all come off as extremely forced, with exaggerated, cartoonish facial expressions... but when he gets mad, you know he really wants that person dead.
*** I think you mean "BREAK THEM DEAD!"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist]: Emphasis on "unsympathetic."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVirus The Virus]: Chris seems to view homosexuality this way.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Wall Banger]: On many, many occasions. But one of these is down to his uncompromising belief that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] and Autism are not related despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. [[Autism Awareness E-mails|When someone trained in such knowledge tries to explain this to him he refuses to explain why he thinks this way and why he came up with the idea that the two are not related.]] People have tried to explain this [[Aspergers syndrome|before with no success.]]
** Since he outright states in the first link that "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssPull ''For your information, the Fact of Aspergers being different from Autism and of it trying to steal the light is of MY Own Idea.'']", the people who try to argue with him about this might also qualify.
*** The problem is that he offers no explaination for why this is his own idea or why and how he came to this conclusion. The only one I can think of is that he believes it's stealing his so called limelight. He has stated before that he doesn't care about anyone else with Autism as well or indeed anyone else but himself, anyone who he thinks is drawing attention away from himself deserves to die.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wangst Wangst]: '''''Does he ever.'''''
** Hell, he might be possibly the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample Most Triumphant Example] of this trope.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness]: The word "naive" seriously in a video with Alec he claims he dislikes the word because it sounds like 'nails on a chalkboard'. This is weaksauce weakness even for Chris!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot What An Idiot]: Vivian Gee said it best: "HONOR ROLL MY ASS!" Worthy of special mention, however, is the fact that Chris thinks that it's possible (at least for him) to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityWarper retcon real life] and ''actually tried to solve his problems that way'' on at least [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|two]] [[Simonla Rosechu#Chris denies reality|occasions]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse What Happened to the Mouse?]: At the end of February 2010 a random guy (possibly a troll) appeared in CWC's room in a single video. There's been no word on him since.
** Even bigger mystery: what happened [[:File:0773-CWC23.JPG|to Christian's iconic red-and-blue-striped shirt]]? The last time we saw him wearing it would be [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|this video from November 2009]].
*** He probably outgrew it. He's been putting on the pounds more recently, and it already appeared to be too small for him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiMagic Wiki Magic]: Chris' life has been considered by some as the epitome of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiMagic Wiki Magic] at work: What began as a single post on an imageboard escalated into several anons compiling an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page on Chris' failures, the article growing bigger and bigger until it had to be spun off into its own wiki, where Chris' life could be documented in-depth.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk Wiki Walk]: While researching ''Sonichu'' and the life of its creator, you just get pulled deeper and deeper by those potholes and links, learning more than you ever wanted to know about this person.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Reading About This Guy's Ruined Life Will Ruin Your Life]: Between the various wikis and articles, many videos, reviews, parodies and if you're crazy enough the actual comic, catching up on this sorry saga will probably have you staying up even later than usual.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie The Woobie]: [http://www.colesmithey.com/ Cole Smithey], Chris's half brother (they share the same mother). He was routinely abused by his mother and her stepfather growing up, has been visited by her ''once'' since Chris was born, and his mother has lied about and refuses to disclose his biological father's identity. Surprisingly, Cole is a successful film critic who plays guitar in a jazz band and is happily married - the ''exact'' opposite of Chris.
** There's also Megan Schroeder (possibly Chris' only real friend), who was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush stalked and sexually harassed by Chris], before he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck drew a picture of him fingerbanging her and uploaded it to ED to counter accusations of his homosexuality.] He then compounded this by saying that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon he only drew the picture to prevent himself from raping her.] She has since relocated, and is still traumatised by the saga.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhereDaWhiteWomenAt Where Da White Women At]: A former high school crush of Chris-Chan's is married to a black guy.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteKnighting White Knighting]: Chris tries to present himself in a way that leads to accusations of this. There is also a long string of people who, while at first genuinely seem to want to help Chris, eventually throw up their hands and become trolls.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WretchedHive Wretched Hive]: Some interpretations of CWCville.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths Writers Cannot Do Maths]: "With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences." There aren't enough men in the world for that percentage to be accurate to that many significant figures.
** "[That's why they call it the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Xbox360 Xbox 360]; you take one look, turn 360° and walk away]...very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is."
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm "A car weighs a lot more than ten tons!"]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WrongGenreSavvy Wrong Genre Savvy]: Chris seems to have trouble distinguishing fiction from real life; he apparently believes that comic book characters are real and has even tried to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RetCon Ret Con] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosSucker Xanatos Sucker]: Chris meets a girl on the internet. She asks for a password/damaging photos/a prized possession. A white knight, citing past examples, speculates that the girl's a troll, but Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot refuses to listen despite happening before]. Later, the girl turns out - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheNotSecret surprise!] - to be a troll. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndTheAdventureContinues Chris meets another girl on the internet. She asks for...]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology Forever]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Recycling].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailEconomicsForever You Fail Economics Forever]: Apparently, 10 years in jail = $1500 fine for alcohol consumption in CWCville.
** Chris stated that CWCville has ten "soup hotels," which he described as having "10 to 20 rooms per floor, each complete with bathroom facilities, bed, lighting and Cable TV," and are furthermore free to all homeless people. And they still don't have enough room in them for all the homeless people. It's speculated that the small town of CWCville has such a massive homeless problem because Chris taxes industry heavily to pay for such extravagant social expenses. [http://tinypic.com/r/2n3zv9/5 In general, fan theories about the mechanics of running those soup hotels abound.]
** There's a [[Chris and money|whole page]] dedicated to Chris's ignorance of simple economics.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailGeographyForever You Fail Geography Forever]: Chris believed one of his sweethearts died in the Australian brushfires. However, the brushfires took place in Victoria, and she was in South Australia at the time.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLawForever You Fail Law Forever]: Chris severely overestimates the extent to which derivative works can fall under Fair Use as parody and routinely threatens criminal prosecution for civil law matters.
** Chris also thought he could [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#More questionaire, Game Place is brewing|call the police on Michael Snyder for... refusing to forgive him and allow him back to The GAMe PLACe]]. Ultimately he didn't do that, possibly because Snyder called the police first.
** Also, he apparently thinks "Ricky" can be jailed for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny mutilating the Medallion of Fail with a knife, defiling it with pickles, setting it alight and pissing on it.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailSexEdForever You Fail Sex Ed Forever]: For the sake of your sanity, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt take our word for it].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailTheIQTest You Fail The IQ Test]: Chris has [[IRC (02 January 2009)|claimed]] (it's at 12:23) to have an IQ of over 300. The highest recorded IQ is 230, and even that score is questionable.
** He's also stated that he has taken a test in [[Mailbag 21|Chesterfield Co.]] that gave him an IQ of [[Mailbag 19|150]]. Some trolls speculate he may actually be talking about an Emotional IQ test, which is sometimes given to patients with Autism, and even then he's not fooling anyone.
*** Considering Chris's tendency to bend the truth and is incredibly likely to be psychotic...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag You Fail Life Forever]: What this page tries to say about Chris in short.
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For several years, '''TV Tropes''' has featured an article on ''[[Sonichu]]''. As is the case with nearly any work, the article chronicled "devices and conventions that a writer can reasonably rely on as being present in the audience members' minds and expectations". Being the massive pile of fail that it is, ''Sonichu'' provided plenty.

However, the page also led to vast amounts of edit-warring, trolling, and complaining — all of which have caused many a headache on TV Tropes. Sometime in mid-2010, the main article was locked so that only administrators could edit it, and pared down to have a less negative tone. All the tropes pertaining to Chris in real life were also removed, as TV Tropes admins especially dislike negativity and/or complaining that pertains to real people. The pages for ''[[Asperchu]]'' were also cut down in a similar fashion. Many other TV Tropes articles on complaint magnets such as ''My Immortal'' and ''Fifty Shades of Grey''.<ref>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Administrivia/LockedPages Locked Pages]</ref> As with any other page that is locked, those wishing to make alterations to the article may inquuire at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=gsjp7dldjh2dwdelcha2hu17&page=1 this] thread.

The article once contained subpages for "Just Bugs Me" (now called Headscratchers), in which editors could raise questions about a work, and "Wild Mass Guessing", mainly for making joke-y predictions about a work's future. These were also deleted to help stem the complaining and trolling. At one point, a biographical article on Chris existed at the title "CWC". Its contents are unknown, but they were likely identical to the real-life section seen below. The "CWC" page was quickly deleted, and it was probably locked around the same time as the main Sonichu article to prevent re-creation. Another Sonichu-related page that disappeared in this timeframe was the one on ''[[Moon-Pals]]'', although this was as much due to that work going offline as it was for the negativity towards Chris.

Around the time that the Sonichu page was locked, the site introduced several more tabs to help in the diffusion of tropes. "YMMV" lists tropes that are subjective in nature; "Characters" is meant to list tropes that pertain only to an individual character; and "Trivia" for facts on a work that are not really tropes, but still worth noting. (Perhaps unsurprisingly, Sonichu's "YMMV" tab is also locked.) Several tropes, such as "So Bad, It's Horrible" and "Wall Banger", have migrated to a subsection called the "Darth Wiki" and their pages explicitly say ''not'' to list them on main articles.

Below is an archive of the ''Sonichu'' article on TV Tropes dating from approximately June 2010, shortly before admins took a chainsaw to it. Note that several tropes have since been renamed, while "Did Not Do the Research" has been deleted due to mass complaining and misuse. Also, TV Tropes no longer supports <strike>strikethrough</strike> code due to abuse. Outside the replacement of links using the now-outdated "ptitle" system (a former method of customizing page titles), no links have been changed.
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For the Just Bugs Me and Wild Mass Guessing pages, see [[User:T K 19/TVTropes|this page]].''

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[[Image:206-SonichuPose.jpg|thumb|right|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination Enjoy], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Learn], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Stay Straight].]]

{{quote|Go! Sonichu! Go out and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchphraseToTheMax zap to the extreme!]|''Sonichu #0''}}

{{quote|Tell me about it on CWC. Geez, when you have '''me''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/facepalm facepalm]ing at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman]| [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/archived_discussion.php?s_t=Main.DavidGonterman on] Christian Weston Chandler, emphasis added. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Way added.]}}

There is ''Artemis' Lover''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/AgonyInPink Agony In Pink]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheGirlWhoLived The Girl Who Lived]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyImmortal My Immortal]''. There is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/MyInnerLife My Inner Life]''. Many demonstrations could be made for the ascendant terribleness of such works, putting them above all lesser bad fanworks.

But then, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible standing resplendent above them all], there is Sonichu.

''[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu_Comic_Collection Sonichu]'' was a <strike>fan</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation TRUE and ORIGINAL] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Webcomic webcomic] created by one Christian Weston Chandler, starring (at least initially) the eponymous Electric [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Hedgehog] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Pokemon Pokémon] and his friends. The comic itself would be remarkable only for how [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Horrible/Webcomics unbelievably bad it is], but it has in recent years gained notoriety due to the author's antics in response to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll]ing and other harassment. The result is a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination perversely-fascinating], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DysfunctionJunction deeply-dysfunctional], symbiotic relationship - Mr. Chandler's creation has been saved from the curse of obscurity at the price of a "fanbase" devoted to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusAngstMachina making his life a living hell.]

''Sonichu'' started as some sort of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Pokémon]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' crossover world, and the first few issues focus on Sonichu's origin, his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeetCute meeting] with his "heartsweet" [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick Rosechu] (based [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz heavily] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]), and a supporting cast of other Hedgehog Pokémon of various types. But in issue #2 and from issues #4-7, the series crystallizes into its present form, as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Christian himself takes center stage] and encounters and battles his enemies in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife real life], from mall cops to the dean of his local community college to internet [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll trolls]. Needless to say, the supposed main plot, a search for the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin Sonichu Bal]- sorry, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Sonichu Crystals], in order to use their powers to free Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistaffCounterpart Distaff Counterpart] and "dream sibling", Crystal, from a mirror the aforementioned dean have trapped her in, takes a backseat.

Due to criticism over such a self-centered plotline, Christian eventually gets [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus trapped in a timestream], leaving Sonichu to take up his heroic mantle of defender of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia CWCville]. The war against [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoards "Four-Cent Garbage"] rages on, interrupted by the occasional [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yiff furry sex scene], until issue #9 [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenreShift changes focus] (again) to dating education ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IThoughtItMeant no, not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsALongStory sex education]) and Christian's crude interpretation of how relationships work.

The last chapter of issue 9 depicts a lengthy battle against invading forces from the PVCC, and ends with Sonichu and friends [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneSidedBattle beating them with as much resistance as a team of Mary Sues typically gets]. Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] is released from the timestream shortly afterwards, and this cues the beginning of Issue #10, which can best be described as a combination of undisguised [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment] and Christian's attempt to get back at his internet antagonizers by turning both his avatar and Sonichu into bigger [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sues] than ever, via the Sonichu <strike>Crystals</strike> Balls, and depict them punishing in-comic representations of his enemies by either killing or injuring them, destroying their property or making them [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KneelBeforeZod pray to him for forgiveness]. As the story progresses, Christian's feud with his "enemies" from real life becomes increasingly more disturbing, and its culmination in issue #10 finale can be most charitably described as the ultimate proof that Christian is in dire need of psychiatric help. It's worth noting that in this issue Christian frequently derailed the plot so he could devote several pages to "punishing" comic books versions of people who "wronged" him most recently; by contrast, (supposedly) important plot threads (such as Crystal being trapped in Dark Mirror Hole, or Christian's feud with college dean) were [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina resolved quickly and anticlimactically]. This sequence of events create probably the most unplanned and, for newcomers, incomprehensible storyline so far in ''Sonichu''. Christian (once again) promised that in the future issues he will give the spotlight to Sonichu and that his Author Avatar won't appear so often. However, he isn't famous for keeping his promises (having made this exact one before), so future issues can be expected to be similar storyline-wise to ''Sonichu 10'', with new real life-based enemies introduced as more trolling undoubtedly will continue to rain down upon him. (That is, of course, assuming there will be new issues at all, which might not happen in the foreseeable future. Christian hasn't uploaded any new pages since February 2010 and [[CWC_Blog#10_March_2010|is deeply offended even by mere suggestions that he should update his own webcomic]]. It seems that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder he decided to devote his time to more entertaining activities instead], such as masturbating, playing video games and [[:File:SonicCostumeWhining.jpg|whining]] [[GameFAQs|about them]] [[CWC_Blog#26_May_2010|on the internet]], [[OkCupid#ChrisCSonichu_profile|continuing his]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex] on the internet, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite condemning internet] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies claiming that he is "active within his community"].)

Since this comic blurs the line between fiction and reality so much, a deep understanding of Mr. Chandler's life and psyche is required to make any sense of it. The best source would be [[Main Page|the CWCki]], an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule entire wiki] cataloging Mr. Chandler's life and works (warning: some pages and images are definitely [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotSafeForWork Not Sage For Work] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach your mental health]), while the even more [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NSFW NSFW] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page that started this whole mess can be found [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-Chan here]. Mr. Chandler's own websites tend to be hacked and deleted with some degree of regularity. He used to have his own ''Sonichu'' wiki which could be found [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page here]; however, in response to trolls hacking and vandalizing his precious wiki (again), on 27 May 2010 he announced his decision to [[100 2188|"relinquish what was the Cwcipedia" while "keeping ownership of what it was before yesterday"]]. In response Vivian Gee and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Alec Benson Leary] took control of CWCipedia and claimed all rights to Sonichu; at the beginning of June 2010 the control of CWCipedia apparently was taken over by a mysterious individual [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/True_and_Honest_FAQ who may or may not be the TRUE and HONEST CWC].* Well, actually it's definitely not CWC, but it's fun to pretend otherwise. And who knows, maybe it's a beginning of new saga...

Compare the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GonterVerse Gonter Verse], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hell Hell]. See also ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moon-Pals Moon-Pals]'', two much better series that you probably should be reading instead of this one, if you aren't already.

'''Please note that several links on this page are not work safe. Don't forget to keep the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach Brain Bleach] close by should you decide to visit any of them, worksafe or otherwise.'''

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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbortedArc Aborted Arc]: Several characters are introduced, only to have little to no relevance later on. A fine example of this is Ivy: she was made Chris's eternal sweetheart by ''God and Jesus Themselves'', only to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash killed off-screen] after the "death" of the "real" Ivy.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AccidentalInnuendo Accidental Innuendo]: "I cannot be deprived of my balls."
** From Sonichu 6: a picture of a surprised Chris, an explosion in his groin area and the words: "Somethings's happening downstairs! Sonichu, Magi-Chan, come with me!" ([http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_6/Page_24 link])
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AgeCut Age Cut]: Done in the Spring Break issue to show that certain characters are of legal age to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean be true loving couples].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual All There In The Manual]: As an example, WesLi Sonichu, one of many villains based on real life people, makes lots of references to magic tricks and props and the like. This is because Wes Iseli, the real life counterpart of the character, is a [http://wesiseli.com/ professional magician]. ''In no way does the comic bother trying to explain this to the reader.'' It takes multiple trips to the [[Main Page|CWCki]] or reading through the mailbags to understand just who the hell these heroes and villains are supposed to be.
** At the height of Chris's fear that all of his "fans" would leave him for Asperchu, he decided to do his usual thing of righting the wrongs within the pages of the comic. The thing is, if you only read Sonichu and had no idea about Asperchu you would be completely lost and would need to read Asperchu to understand Sonichu... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap Oh Crap].
** Chris also revealed some information that's relevant to the plot of ''Sonichu'' not in the comic itself, but only in the CWCipedia articles. For example, in the article about Magi-Chan Chris revealed that after his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] destroyed Count Graduon's wand "ALL of his [i.e. Graduon's, not [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainProtagonist Christian's], unfortunately] brainwashings, magic and curses became undone" and that Silvana fell in love with Magi-Chan; so far, none of this was shown in the webcomic itself. This is most likely caused by Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist laziness], as it's much easier for him to create an article on his wiki than to draw comic book pages (though of course [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker even writing short articles is too much effort for him to do that regularly]).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllTrollsAreDifferent All Trolls Are Different]: Chris envisions the internet trolls who antagonize him as living [[wikipedia:Troll_doll|Troll dolls]] in the comic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Alternative Character Interpretation]: God and Jesus are trolls.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle And Knowing Is Half The Battle]: Almost literally: Chris often [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorFilibuster pauses mid-panel to drop cautionary messages into his comics], such as encouraging parents to pay attention to the age ratings on the games their kids play, and plugging ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LittleBigPlanet LittleBigPlanet]'' while encouraging readers not to buy knock-off copies of the game for the <strike>Xbox</strike> Hex Bawx 360.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Animesque Animesque]: After Chris met Megan in real life, sweat drops, anime eyes, and other Japanese influences started appearing more frequently.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedActors Animated Actors]: Supposedly Sonichu and Rosechu are married and have children "outside" of the comic... which makes it even more difficult to figure out on [[Reality|what level of reality all this insanity is taking place on]].
** Even the characters themselves are having trouble with telling the difference between their reality and in-universe fiction, such as Sonichu mistaking drawings of Rosechu in the nude as real candid photographs of her.
*** Although that one may have been the artist's attempt to make his own drawings look better [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell by having the characters talk about how life-like they are].
** A second phone call between Chris and Alec Benson Leary confirmed that [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|Chris actually believes that all comic book and cartoon characters - including Sonichu characters - really exist]] in some sort of bizarre, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]''-esque "toon world"...in fact, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm he cited Roger Rabbit as evidence that this is true.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnthropomorphicPersonification Anthropomorphic Personification]: the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBad Big Bad] is named Count Graduon, who is a living, breathing manifestation of Chris' bad memories of his graduation. Chris was angry because he was not allowed to recite some inane poem, so he created Count Graduon to "protest".
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtEvolution Art Evolution]: Well... Chris' self-insert character has stopped [[:File:CWC_collage.jpg|inflating/deflating at random]] due to Chris trying to draw himself realistically while at the same time denying his quickly increasing baldness and obesity. Also, his hair is now firmly glued to his head.
** By the end of 2009, his artwork has improved further... but only slightly. While rushing to make up for constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip schedule slippage], Chris's artwork has devolved back to that of a preschooler.
*** Considering the slight improvement only really got up to 1st year school standards, this trope needs to be considered in the widest possible context. No matter how one looks at it, the art is still quite bad.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom Artifact Of Doom]: The Black Sonichu Medallion worn by Reldnahc.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactTitle Artifact Title]: Despite the comic being called ''Sonichu'', the beast in question has been appearing less and less. Chris is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus trying] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim rectify] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrandFinale that].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtistDisillusionment Artist Disillusionment]: It seems that Chris realized that he doesn't enjoy writing ''Sonichu'' if he's forced to work on it regularly. This resulted in Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip not updating the comic] (and CWCipedia in general) and [[CWC_Blog#March_2010|insulting fans he thinks he has]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAppeal Author Appeal]: Numerous references to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Anime anime] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim] programs, a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' quote or two, and most famously the "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanservice fanservice]" of Rosechu making pornographic pictures of herself to try countering troll accusations of her having a "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism pickle]"... and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod claiming in Encyclopedia Dramatica] ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint she did it for women's rights.]''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar]: Besides writing an idealized version of himself into the comic, Chris uses Sonichu as a proxy to channel his rage about constant accusations of him being homosexual.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorFilibuster Author Filibuster]: Played straight when the author avatar harangues the "Jerkops" (policemen who tried removing him from a mall) after defeating him, or Sonichu's [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_30 impassioned speech] given to "Jason" on the top of "Four-Cent Garbage" building about trolling. What makes it funny is that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PatrioticFervor it ties into patriotism and has a damn American flag in the back].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaitTheDog Bait The Dog]: Chris was starting to actually be nice to the Asperchu people, something he's never really done... only to turn around and make himself even more of an asshole by killing them in his fictional comic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BaldOfEvil Bald Of Evil]: A fair few of the male villains, possibly because Chris didn't feel like drawing hair.
** Chris-Chan himself is already becoming this trope, as his bad health and worse nutrition are thinning out his hair at a scary rate.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Beyond The Impossible]: The comic just keeps topping itself in terms of offensiveness and general badness. Issue 10 alone consists of Chris making a cure for homosexuality from his own "straight" blood, Chris raping his future wife, stage directions put into the dialogue, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveYouTriedNotBeingAMonster homosexuality presented as akin to demonic possession], trolls Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus portrayed as gays who are informed by a demon that they're going to hell because they're gay, and them being instantly accepting of that, Chris ''destroying a skyscraper full of people with a song about how much better ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]'' used to be'' (and then acting sad about their "unavoidable" deaths), Chris curing the whole world of homosexuality and asexuality by pouring his blood into every drinking water supply on earth (presumably without anyone's permission) not only forcibly eliminating homosexuality without anyone's consent but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rendering the world's water supply unkosher], a visit from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] that's terribly drawn even by Chris's standards, the debut of "Collossal Chris-Chan" who looks like some bizarre fusion of Sonic, Chris and Paul Bunyan, Chris going to Minnesota, pettily frying Alec Leary's hard drive and messianically freeing all of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'s'' characters from Alec's evil grasp, Chris beating up <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Slaweel Ryam] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing her], and culminates with ''Sonichu'' characters torturing, mutilating and murdering Asperpedia trolls.
** And the mailbag explanations... Hoo boy. He still manages to claim that he accepts the gay community. He claims the future wife thing was not rape and that Meg was pushing it on him which is why he didn't cheat on his wife.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button]: Rosechu and pickles, Sonichu being called a homo.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo Big No]: Chris does this in one of the comics when he finds out he's been set up by a girl working in a coffee shop who said she wanted to date him. He has also done it in real life at least once (and he apparently freaked out so much that [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris Lies About The Game Place|the police had to be called]]).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BiggusDickus BiggusDickus]: The "Giant Penis Comic", which is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly What It Says On The Tin]. It's an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick enormous and uncomfortably-detailed drawing] of his own "duck," complete with a rather scary 45-degree bend in it. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach Brain Bleach], please.
** For extra squick value: It's possible Chris may have traced his own penis, because that scary bend is true for Chris IRL as well.
*** On the other hand, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeBrilliance Fridge Brilliance]: If it really is deformed like that, using the word "duck" as a euphemism makes perfect sense, when you consider the genitalia of actual ducks.
*** Why do you know this.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigBrotherIsWatching Big Brother Is Watching]: Magi-Chan Sonichu enforces CWCville's anti-homosexuality and child abuse laws by spying telepathically on people having sex, on the off-chance that two men might be having sex at any time (which equates to a $500 fine or 50 hours of community service). Possibly the most screamingly offensive and mind-bugging (no pun intended) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod Word Of God] statement ever, and that's saying a lot.
** Once enough people got ticked off and used the mailbag to say that, he backpedaled and deal with Magi-Chan and the Sonichu no longer uses his powers to determine what people do with their sex life.
** He didn't reverse it so much because he realised it was wrong, but because it was pointed out to him that he was basically making one of his characters watch gay sex.
** It's also funny to note that Chris has gone on record saying that sometimes he randomly imagines penises or gay acts, thus meaning that he himself would be so incriminated under the above system.
*** Knowing Chris though, he'd probably be exempt from that law.
** Mostly because of Magi-Chan's purple colouring, he is often assumed by trolls to be gay, adding a whole new meaning to his psychic search for other gay people.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination Bile Fascination]: ''Sonichu'' has approximately zero actual fans, but is nonetheless mesmerizing due to its sheer horror and as a look into the mind of its creator.
** Honestly, ''Sonichu'' '''is''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample the very pinnacle of this trope.] The average bad fanwork gets ignored or a few mocking reviews. Something that goes beyond bad might get a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DramaticReading Dramatic Reading] or two, or a skilled [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST MST]. ''Sonichu'' has inspired multiple parody comics, a well-drawn redo of the comic, several makeshift animated adaptions, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule a whole wiki] devoted to its 'minutae', and who knows how many people following it all who will not stop pressing Chris' buttons because the well seems bottomless. You don't see, for a random example, people adapting ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanficRecs/MarvelUniverse The Shocker: Legit]'' into a fan-comic, yet something like ''this'' gets this degree of attention, simply for how ''bad'' it is and how beyond belief its creator is. It leaves one at a loss for words.
*** And his own life and antics are so bad that whatever happens he will never be free from the people who pursue and troll him. As the CWCki explains, even if you took away his internet or he had to move elsewhere after his parents die, his antics and attitude to life would ensure no shortage of people online and offline (on both sides) ready to step in to try and help him or troll him. He inspires comedy and drama the likes of which most [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityTelevision Reality Television] shows can only dream about... and it's all strangely compelling. As has also been stated, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity most people online would do anything for the publicity Chris has got].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlandNameProduct Bland Name Product]: Rosechu uses a "Quadak"-brand digital camera in Sonichu 8.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoringInvincibleHero Boring Invincible Hero]: Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] and his Sonic recolors (well, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero to the extent] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath they can be] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainProtagonist considered heroes]), who [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible become increasingly]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue more overpowered in the comic] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished as Christian becomes increasingly more frustrated and desperate to get back at trolls in real life].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BouquetToss Bouquet Toss]: <strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Sarah]</strike> "Nicole" tosses her wedding bouquet to Chris at the end of Episode 12... even though [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure wedding bouquets do not work that way].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenBase Broken Base]: ''Sonichu'''s "fanbase" can be divided into roughly four groups - those who wish to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll antagonize Chris into providing further entertainment], those who pity him and wish that he'd get help, those who hate him for his viewpoints and actions, and those who have withdrawn in disgust. Individuals bounce from category to category as the ''Sonichu'' saga unfolds.
** People among the fourth group of said "fanbase" that wish to stay there would definitely need [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainBleach something to scrub their minds out with] to forget that Chris and Sonichu ever existed.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrotherSisterIncest Brother Sister Incest]: All of the Sonichus and Rosechus have been known to call Chris their father. Some of them are in sexual relationships with each other. Interpret that as you will. Also, his "sister" Crystal has the Rosechu medallion that Chris intended to give his true love. That, and the fact that his "sister" has the same name that his fantasy daughter has, makes one wonder.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParentalIncest Parental Incest]: Chris drew several pornographic pictures of Sonichus and Rosechus, [[Masturbating and squirtin'|expected other people to provide him with Rosechu porn]] and [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris tries to leave|admitted that drawing naked Rosechu turns him on ("a bit")]]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications And Rosechus call Chris their father]. Also, in ''Sonichu 10'' Chris drew his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] making out with Silvana (in the guise of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]); since Chris apparently considers his Sonic recolors to be his children, he basically drew himself making out with his own kid.
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheCanKickedHim The Can Kicked Him]: Simonla is killed by an explosive device hidden in a toilet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz]: The majority of the cast consists of ''Sonic'' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaletteSwap recolors]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Firstly], Sonichu is an ersatz that the author made sometime in the 1990s when a teacher wouldn't allow him to use Sonic the Hedgehog or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Pikachu] in a class project due to copyright. There's also Simonla Rosechu, who was originally a (male) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanCharacter Fan Character] created by a troll who's a fan of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]'', but Chris decided to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderFlip change his gender] and turn him into a Rosechu before using her in the comic. Add in two characters based off [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Zelda Zelda] (Zelina Rosechu, Clawdorf and Darkbind Sonichu), [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon Sailor Megtune] and various others. The only characters who seem to be completely original are Kel and Count Graduon.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelibateHero Celibate Hero]: Magi-Chan, the most powerful Sonichu and the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man], used to not seek romance. Notable in that he was the only Sonic recolor with some importance in the story who ''hadn't'' been permanently paired up with someone. Chris of course noticed that and immediately took the chance to establish Magi-Chan as a character different from the rest of his boring, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter flat], obsessed-with-sex Sonic recolors, with at least some personality and originality... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Oh wait, that didn't happen]. Instead, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares Chris made Magi-Chan and Silvana fall in love with each other].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment Character Alignment]:
** Chris: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticEvil Chaotic Evil], believes he's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulGood LawfulGood]
** Mary Lee Walsh: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulNeutral Lawful Neutral], portrayed as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralEvil Neutral Evil]
** Sonichu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LawfulEvil Lawful Evil]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticNeutral Chaotic Neutral]
** Rosechu: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueNeutral True Neutral] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralFemale Female]
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueNeutral True Neutral]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CityOfAdventure City Of Adventure]: CWCville is ''supposed'' to be like this, but it comes off more as a militaristic city-state out of an Orwellian nightmare that would put the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Warhammer40000 Tau Empire] to shame.
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick The Chick]: Rosechu -- her hobbies are "frolicing through the fields, shopping at CWCville mall and cooking."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Chickification Chickification]: Megagi La Skunk, who goes from being a tomboy wearing spiked collars in her introduction to donning a cheerleader outfit and being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Shallow Love Interest] like the rest of the female cast in the later issues.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasSpecial Christmas Special]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClicheStorm Cliché Storm]: There is close to zero originality here.
** There was one "skitch" that Chris thought he could get onto ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]''. It was the most original thing he'd ever drawn. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropesAreNotBad It was also much, much worse than the unoriginal rest of the comic.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColdBloodedTorture Cold Blooded Torture]: Chris and his Sonic recolors subject Asperpedia trolls to this at the end of ''Sonichu 10''. Before killing them. Somehow, the reader is supposed ''to root for the torturers''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CombinationAttack Combination Attack]: Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance! [''sic''] So awesome and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Animesque Animesque], it had to be misspelled both times it was used in the comics.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Missing The Point]: Oh where to begin...
** One major one is the aforementioned Rosechu stripping naked to fight for women's rights. That's not what women's rights are about...
** In one issue, Sonichu gets an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot upskirt view] of Rosechu, and reacts as you might expect.
::'''Rosechu's thoughts:''' "I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod." (Note that personality isn't mentioned.)
** That's because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter she doesn't have one].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monster]: Comic!Chris. While the real Chris Chandler is a pathetic loser with a lot of derangement, his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] blows out people's kneecaps after disarming them, destroyed a guy's home life even though he was enforcing the rules of the place Chris was soliciting at, seals up a building and blows it up ensuring no living thing escapes (justifying it with how their security was lackluster), then collapses another building full of people whose worst crime can be considered being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss JerkAss], killing one hundred people, injuring hundreds more, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMath leaving 250 people unaccounted for], before arranging a show trial for a bunch of people who murdered Simonla (but who really just making fun of him), and had them sentenced to be brutally tortured to death by every "good" character in the comic, including Simonla's less than a year old daughter. And he does it all with a gleeful smile on his face.
** Meanwhile, Slaweel only gets life for killing at least two people, and maybe even more, during her raid on CWCVille. Those two people being Chris' RL 'sweethearts'. Apparently, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe it's only worthy of the death penalty if it directly demeans Chris in any way].
*** Actually, both of those deaths were caused by collateral damage, which could be linked to the heroes as well as the villains.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicKeystone Cosmic Keystone]: The Sunstone. It gets forgotten the issue after it's introduced.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure Critical Research Failure]: Chris has made it clear he knows jack-shit.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrossPoppingVeins Cross Popping Veins]: In one picture of Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Crossover Crossover]: Of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Pokemon Pokémon]'', obviously. Sort of.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]: See [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThatUs Take That Us] below.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of Funny]: "I'm Jesus, s'up?"
** Fan-made ''Sonichu 11'' (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum Running The Asylum] below for details) gave us this conversation between Magi-Chan and Reginald Sneasel, which also serves as nice [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That] to Chris:
::'''Magi-Chan:''' "Reginald, I'm afraid I have some bad news, Angelica was just killed by Slaweel's bomb at the Mal-Wart. She was buying some feminine hygiene products when the bomb exploded. Sonichu had a fierce fight with her but was not able to stop her from explodin the bombs. Since I know you and Angelica were very close, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy I would suggest you buy a love doll from Specners Gifts or some other quality adult goods retailer to keep you company while you find another heartsweet to date and eventually have intercourse with after the third date]."
::'''Reginald:''' "This is terrible news. Thank you for telling me Magi-Chan. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForgottenFallenFriend I will take your idea of Spencers Gifts love doll into consideration.]"
** Unintentional, but Rosechu's "profile." It's so sexist, how can you not laugh?
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CureYourGays Cure Your Gays]: Chris' anti-gay vaccine. The fact that he donated some of his own blood to create said vaccine raises some hilarious unintended implications [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailYourMedicalBoardsForever if you know anything about how vaccines are made]. Also, it's stated that you need pure heterosexual blood to make it, and yet Future Chris is still alive at that point.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]: Issue 10, which features Chris torturing four people to death in the most brutally inhumane ways- including snapping their bones, shooting them at point black range, electrocuting someone until they end up a burned husk, and forcing a girl with the emotional maturity of a fourth grader to drill someone to death.
*Not to mention the grotesque, graphic (considering that it is supposed to be a comic for children) sex scenes.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap Death Is Cheap]: Averted as far as characters exclusive to his fictional universe goes. His argument against killing off [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Simonla] is that it would be terrible to deprive Wild Sonichu of his girlfriend.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Defictionalization Defictionalization]: [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/ 4-cent garbage.com] was made into a real [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board], and since coming to the attention of the Internet, there now really are several organizations dedicated to making Chris miserable.
** Someone got fed up with Christian whining about being "[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|BALLZ-BROKEN (...) IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC!']]" and created [http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic this game].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DemotedToExtra Demoted To Extra]: ''Sonichu himself'' takes a backseat to everyone else in the comic after issue #1.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedBisexual Depraved Bisexual]: Silvana.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepravedHomosexual Depraved Homosexual]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. His sexual orientation is variously characterized as being integral to his villain personality, making Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch somewhat out of touch] with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiscreditedTrope social mores]. At least [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JackChick Jack Chick] ''deliberately'' rattles cages.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero Designated Hero]: The protagonists spend all their time [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EverybodyHasLotsOfSex having sex and/or trying to have sex], and yet the readers are meant to support them and cheer them as heroes.
** While Chris calls women in his comic equal to men, they only exist for three reasons: looking pretty, shopping, and proving that all male characters in the comic are ''STRAIGHT!''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moment Of Suck]: Difficult to pin down. The comic ''started out'' as abysmally shitty, and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible somehow went] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItGotWorse further downhill] once Sonichu all but disappeared from it, and the addition of sex scenes certainly didn't help matters.
** Chris exacting revenge on Asperpedia trolls that forced him to kill Simonla ''by having them tortured to death in his comic''. And he does it to their comic book versions ''right after apologizing to real life Asperpedia trolls''.
*** And later he claimed that the guy who wanted him to kill Simonla and whose comic book version was murdered in the most gruesome way should be satisfied and move on, because Simonla is dead. Right before that, he also stated that... No, [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|this must be seen to be believed]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machina]: Magi-chan is "psychic", which means that he can teleport anyone in and out of action and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MrExposition explain, out of the blue, what the heck the other characters are supposed to actually do in these stories]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicPowers Psychic powers]: the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AddedAlliterativeAppeal perfect putty to plug] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotHole plot holes].
** And despite being the comic's #1 source of exposition and Psychic Ex Machina, Magi-chan somehow lost the leadership vote of the Chaotic Combo to Wild Sonichu.
** Not to forget the emergence of the never-before-seen-or-mentioned Bionic the Hedgehog to take out Reldnahc in Sonichu #6.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDevilIsALoser The Devil Is A Loser]: Beel, ostensibly a Satan analogue, but also the peevish secretary of the 4-Cent Garbage HQ.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research]: Oh, so many examples. To begin with, Chris thinks he can actually make money off this...
** In the very first episode, the rainbow's colors go red, orange, yellow, blue, green, purple, light purple.
** In Issue 10, Chris says he traveled through time and had sex with his future wife, who thought he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewYourself his future self]. Now he has a very hard time explaining to his furious fans why this sex under false pretense can't be considered rape.
** Issue 11 involves Sonichu and Rosechu's kids getting ready for Christmas and performing in a play. In what is supposed to be a public school, the play is Very Very Very Christian. Apparently separation of Church and state doesn't exist in CWCville.
** Also, the depiction that the comics give to the Cherokees is simply ludicrous: Not only does Comic!Chris claim to be a descendant of the king of the Cherokee tribe (notice that the Cherokee tribe wasn't a monarchy) but also claims that the Cherokees had as enemies a tribe named after an Asian condiment (no, seriously).
*** Not to mention his Cherokee ancestor is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyWhitey portrayed as Caucasian and wearing golden armor]. That's... not even stereotyping, that's just plain stupid.
** Chris believes that autism comes from an injection that doctors give to certain babies, and that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayPanic getting a blood transfusion from a gay person will turn you gay as well.]
** His mayor's office is located in the mall and he sees no problem with this. Also, CWCville gives free housing and about 1500 dollars a month to jobless.
** In the comic, Collosal Chris-Chan deletes everything in Asperpedia (hint: it's a MediaWiki site where nothing ever gets lost), blocks the admins (hint: it's a MediaWiki site where admins can unblock themselves), and deletes their user accounts (H:IAMWSW user accounts can't be deleted, by design). And to think that Chris claims to be the lord and ruler over all of CWCipedia, which incidentally is a MediaWiki site too...
** According to the CWCki, he makes references to ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]'' '''without even having watched it'''.
*** Which adds a real [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony Irony] to the fact that he had the daughter of a Simon [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErstatz Captain Erstatz] use [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsADrill a drill] to kill somebody.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution Disproportionate Retribution]: Chris inflicts a horrible curse on the Jerkhief that results in the loss of the poor guy's family, home, and everything he owns. Why? As payback for an ''almost'' beating that Chris ''nearly'' suffered and richly deserved. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralDissonance This was supposed to be an awesome moral victory for Chris, who was meant to be the obvious hero in this situation.]
** In Sonichu 10, Chris and Sonichu attack the 4-cent_garbage.com Tower, an in-comic representation of 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica, with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Rock] which causes the building to collapse, killing 100 of its workers and injuring another 150. Chris's following dialogue makes it clear that he thinks they deserved it, simply because they were making fun of him over the Internet.
** Likewise, in a (real life) situation where CChanSonichuCWC (AKA [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Liquid] Chris), a guy tricking Chris into thinking that people are confusing him and Chris, trolls Chris by having a girl named "Kacey" pretend to be conflicted in regards which guy she loves. Liquid tricks Chris into thinking that he has gotten Kacey to marry him (which was pretty easy considering how messed up poor Chris is). However, Chris responds by making a comic in which Liquid kidnaps Kacey and threatens Chris and Kacey with a small knife. So how does Chris respond? He ''pulls out a pistol and shoots Liquid (who has been disarmed at this point) in his calves.'' Kacey's parents ''are proud of him'' for doing this.
** A guy calls Meg Griffin a man. Chris gets upset. The guy calls Chris a woman. Chris punches him in the face. Not exactly someone with good self control...
** Based on rather flimsy evidence, they linked the creators of Asperchu to the murder of Simonla Rosechu. So what does Chris do? Have a show trial with an obviously biased judge, order the four to be executed and then kill them onscreen in the most brutal way possible, including the daughter of Simonla (who's mentally a fourth grader) ripping off all of Evan's limbs!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistaffCounterpart Distaff Counterpart]: Crystal, Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImaginaryFriend Dream Sibling].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistressBall Distress Ball]: Rosechu carries this. A LOT.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DungeonMaster Dungeon Master]: Magi-Chan has elements of this kind of character. Despite being near omniscient and very powerful, he usually does little more than teleport other characters where they need to go and serve as comic's resident MrExposition.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egopolis Egopolis]: CWCville=([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsPronouncedTroPAY pronounced "quickville"]), which is composed of the creator's initials, CWC, because everybody loves Chris.
** That's not even the half of it, the currency is named after him (C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and confusingly ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment C-QUARTERS]''), the only known radio station is KCWC, the drink of choice is CWC Cola, and the mayor's birthday is ''celebrated as a holiday'', under the name of ''Christian Love Day''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkhorse]: [[Yawning Squirtle]], a stoned-looking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Squirtle] who appears in only one panel in Episode 18, is widely considered to be CWC's best/only good character. [[List of Sonichu characters#Bill The Scientist|Bill the Scientist]] and the [[List of Sonichu characters#Boulder-Dropping Whale|Boulder-Dropping Whale]] are similar few-frame favorites.
** [[Kel]], Rosechu's original Trainer, is probably Chris's only original character, despite being yet another generic female and having only one sentence worth of character description (that she's a caring girl). She was all but forgotten after the first issue.
** Zapina is another character who isn't 100% slavishly derivative of another; while there is a trace of Amy Rose to her, the fact that she's part lightning bug shows a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun flash] of originality.
** Despite Sandy Rosechu's intended use as a giant "FUCK YOU" to Evan and the Asperpedia and otherwise fairly minor story presence thus far, the trolls' willingness to explore the psychological implications of having someone with the mentality of a fourth grader commit grisly murder has netted Sandy her own comic, ''Capering Berries''.
** Let's not forget [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants Mary Lee Walsh].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EsotericHappyEnding Esoteric HappyEnding]: Chris thinks that the ''Sonichu 10'' ending was the great victory of the forces of good. The readers think it was one of the most disturbing things Chris ever created and perhaps the ultimate proof of his derangement.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EverythingsBetterWithRainbows Everything's Better With Rainbows]: The rainbow formed from Sonichu's creation, which turned a Raichu into Rosechu and made eggs that would eventually hatch into the Chaotic Combo and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite Silvana]. After Chris realized that the rainbow was heavily associated with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QueerAsTropes a certain group of people], he has since redrawn a gratuitously gay-looking page to instead have a slim, trim version of himself leaping in front of the Pearly Gates.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilIsPetty Evil Is Petty]: Mary Lee Walsh and the Jerkops have nothing better to do with their time than hindering Chris's progress in his love quest.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilTwin Evil Twin]: Played straight ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun heh]) with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc], who is the complete opposite of Chris, a member of Team Rocket who later came out of the closet.
** Also, Black Sonichu (later renamed Blake, to avoid looking racist), who is to Sonichu what Shadow is to Sonic, only even more annoying. He's since undergone a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn Heel Face Turn], though.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilTowerOfOminousness Evil Tower Of Ominousness]: The 4-Cent Garbage Headquarters, all [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast 66+6] floors of it.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExpansionPackPast Expansion Pack Past]: The Chaotic Combo were originally birthed by the rainbow created when Sonichu became a Sonic/Pikachu hybrid, in the late '90s, at the same time as Sonichu. Supposedly this created all the Sonichus at once, except then Chris started adding in more and more Sonichus, some of whom were said to be ''older'' than Sonichu or Rosechu. Of course, Chris only noticed the non-continuity error problem with this setup: all his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] pics were of underage characters. Thus, Chris dropped two retcons: one, that the Sonichu eggs were sent ''back in time'' so everyone was 18, and ''then'' retconned that ''countless'' Sonichu eggs were sent ''all throughout time and space.'' That poor, fragile timeline...
** Taken to extremes on CWCipedia, where Chris drops all manner of information that should have been obvious a long time ago (like Sonichu and Rosechu being married and having children) or dolloping loads of plot that bloats the already crossover-laden series like nothing else.
** You would think he could have just solved the underage problem by pointing out that Sonichus presumably ''do not mature and age at the same rate as humans''. They are hedgehogs, after all.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower Eyepatch Of Power]: Jason Kendrick Howell, which unfortunately means a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Big Boss] look-alike has been dragged into the comic. Howell actually [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosGambit planned this], sending Chris a picture of Big Boss and telling him it was a photo of him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Family Unfriendly Aesop]: If people are mean to you on the Internet, you can mass murder them, and celebrate their deaths by declaring a holiday.
** Reginald Sneasel subplot in ''Sonichu 9'': attempting to sabotage other people's relationships out of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenEyedMonster jealousy] is completely justified. ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe That is, of course, unless you try to sabotage Christian's "relationships"] - [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|in which case you deserve to die]].) An even if you fail to break them up, don't worry, just delve into some public self-pitying and someone will hook up with you out of pity.
** Sub-Episodes: loitering in the store with the stated intent to bother female customers is A-OK. People who try to make you stop doing that are all [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog autistic-kicking] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster complete monsters] who want to prevent you from finding love and make you stay [[virgin with rage]] forever - and for that reason, it's OK to hurt them.
** People you (claim to) love are disposable and easily replaceable. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities Your dog on the other hand...]
** Being gay makes you more evil than [[Beel|being Hitler's assistant]] or [[:File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|keeping a sex slave]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fandom Fandom]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom Inverted]. There has been literally only one person other than Chris to admit to actually liking ''Sonichu''. Even assuming it wasn't a troll, she certainly stopped after Chris publicly berated her.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanFicChopSuey Fan Fic Chop Suey]: Though it is mostly a combination of Pokemon and Sonic, random characters from completely unrelated franchises will inexplicably show up, from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Futurama Richard Nixon's head-in-a-jar] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]] to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays]. In recent issues, the Transformers have also shown up, albeit heavily plagiarized versions of the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransformersAnimated Transformers Animated]'' cast. ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBumblebee Bumba-Lumba?])
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatalFlaw Fatal Flaw]: Just like in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], despite [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GaryStu being such a fantastic guy that everyone loves], Chris just can't get a girl (which he blames on the "Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor", believing that the reason he can't find a Boyfriend-Free Girl is because they're all already taken, and the fact that his criteria for such a woman are improbably strict certainly doesn't help). And later on in the comic, he can't hold ''onto'' a girl. He's actually gone through about three or four gal pals since he entered the time void, although only two had appearances in the comic (and both said they would wait for him).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant]: Everything that is meant to be erotic, due to the sloppy coloring, terrible perspective, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffModel Off Model] nature of ''everything''...
** And if that doesn't do it, just remember: if it's meant to be erotic, Chris was masturbating to it when he drew it. That's a guarantee.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveManBand Five Man Band]: The <strike>Chaotix</strike> Chaotic Combo. Granted, they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter don't have any personality], but let's classify them to our best:
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheHero The Hero]: Wild Sonichu
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLancer The Lancer]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSmartGuy The Smart Guy]: Magi-chan Sonichu
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBigGuy The Big Guy]: Punchy Sonichu
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChick The Chick]: Both Bubbles and Angelica Rosechu
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForgottenFallenFriend Forgotten Fallen Friend]: Anytime anybody dies in the comic, their survivors take a panel or so to say "we've got to move on" and do just that. Possibly because the author is a borderline sociopath who does the same thing in real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForTheEvulz For The Evulz]: All of the villains have little motivation towards tormenting Chris beyond "because." Apparently they just don't want him to find True Love. Virginia is for Virgins, after all.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> "Slaweel the Witch" hates love because she's a social outcast who isn't loved herself.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight Freud Was Right]: Two of the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm narmy] lines listed below, as well as the, um, ''interesting'' image of a pistol [[Jerkop|on this page]]. And that's just the tip of the iceberg, which makes Chris's constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today] assertions a bit awkward.
** He actually went back and redrew all scenes with the [[Straw|Drinking Straw of Fail]] to make it look less phallic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrozenInTime Frozen In Time]: The popularity of franchises, aspects, popular music, fads and toys within the comics and the subject's life seems to be stuck perpetually in 1999, the latest time it seems Chris had any semblance of a positive social life. The only modern thing about either aspect is that he is a PS3 fanboy and owns an HDTV, but it's doubtful he uses the latter to actually watch any high definition television programming. He also likes ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheClevelandShow The Cleveland Show]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryFandom Furry Fandom]: After a fashion. Chris obviously enjoys sexualized anthropomorphic animals (and has even confessed that he might, under the right circumstances, have [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat sex with a dog]), but he doesn't belong to any community.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenNerdsHaveStandards Even Furries have standards], you know.
*[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderBlenderName Gender Blender Name]: Kel is female, while Magi-Chan and Chris-Chan are both male (-''chan'' (ちゃん) is a mostly feminine Japanese suffix).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox Generation Xerox]: [[Sandy Rosechu]], [[Simonla Rosechu]]'s daughter. Introduced as a way of keeping Simonla after killing her off.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw Godwin's Law]: Beel, a secretary for 4-cent garbage, was revealed to be an assistant for Hitler and is condemned to being a troll for all eternity. Chris tries to pull an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards Even Evil Has Standards] thing, but he makes it so Beel is angry at Jack and Clyde for being "homo trolls." Cue [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm].
** Ironically, since Nazis also killed homosexuals, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation one could interpret Beel's disgust] as that of an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint unrepentant damned soul].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousJapanese Gratuitous Japanese]: Jiggliami's song "War of Love" (a ripoff of "Love is War" by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Vocaloid Miku Hatsune], "written" by one of Chris's "sweethearts") in Episode 18.
** Chris also has a tendency to refer to himself as "Chris-Chan." Please note that this is usually a ''feminine'' honorific.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GroinAttack Groin Attack]: Called 'Kicking them in the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Sourdough Area]' in Chris terms. He does it to a Jerkop in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_0/Page_38 Subepisode 1], and is recommended by Chris as the ideal form of self-defense against both regular and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KingMook king-sized] Jerkops in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_56 Sub-Episode 6].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreekChorus Greek Chorus]: In some of the early, Sonichu-centered comics, Chris.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenEyedMonster Green Eyed Monster]: Chris is quite guilty of misandry, since he detests every other male on the planet (with a handful of exceptions) as a romantic rival. Wes Iseli in particular became a villain in the comic since he was dating Chris' friend Sarah, thus denying Chris a chance with her. His bizarre hatred of gay men makes even less sense, since they're ''clearly'' not rivals.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn Heel Face Turn]: <strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications Black Sonichu]<strike> <strike>Blachu</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Blake].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite Hermaphrodite]: Silvana. And before you ask, yes, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule 34 art] of Silvana exists.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath Heroic Sociopath]: Whether it's cursing a security guard because of an almost-beating or shooting out the kneecaps of <strike>the impostor</strike> the TRUE AND HONEST CWC.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel]: Chris drawing each of the members of the Asperpedia being brutally tortured and executed in gory detail. The childish art just serves to make it even more unsettling.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HonorBeforeReason Honor Before Reason]: The supposed villain <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> Slaweel Ryam, of all people. In ''Sonichu 10'', right before her final battle with Chris, she decided not to rely on Count Graduon's help and only fight Chris with her own powers; she even allowed Chris to destroy Graduon's wand. Needless to say, Chris didn't even think about returning the favor and reverting back from his SuperMode; the result was a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CurbStompBattle Curb Stomp Battle] ending with Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing Slaweel].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdiotPlot Idiot Plot]: Conceptualized, written and drawn by one Idiot Author.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IdolSinger Idol Singer]: Jiggliami.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy I Just Want My Beloved To Be Happy]: Chris claimed this with Kacey and Liquid, until the next day when he saw that wouldn't work and made a video proclaiming that "SHE IS MINE NOW!!!"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKEAErotica IKEA Erotica]: Rosechu actually says "Insert Rod A into Slot B" before sex with Sonichu. It's intended to be erotic, apparently.
** This is actually a joke he stole from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' and taken out of context. The original joke was actually the page quote for the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKEAErotica IKEA Erotica] page. Either Chris tried to add humor to the sex or he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint completely missed the point of the joke in the first place].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKnowMortalKombat I Know Mortal Kombat]: Jiggliami's manager, Blanca, who also plays "lead [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]" for her. It's not entirely clear whether she plays an actual guitar and plays ''Guitar Hero'' on the side for practice ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IDontKnowMortalKombat which, as many will attest, doesn't work]), or if all she can play is ''Guitar Hero'' (which makes it all the more difficult to believe she and Jiggliami are huge pop stars).
** It may have to do with Chris' apparent belief that being good at ''Guitar Hero'' gives him actual musical ability.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsBeenDone It's Been Done]: When someone asked about Chris willfully stealing gags from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSimpsons The Simpsons]'', he said (and this is an exact quote): "taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. 'Simpsons Did It.'" Note that he's quoting an episode of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]'' where Butters kept accidentally recapping episodes of ''TheSimpsons''. Key word: '''Accidentally.''' Chris has taken this as carte blanche to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint have no original humor anywhere in his comic].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly Lame Pun]: The "Anchuent Prophecy" was originally believed to be a simple typo, until someone realized it was meant to be a pun on Soni'''chu'''. And lo, there was much [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm facepalming].
** Lovely Weather, Chris's "future wife".
*** Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenRecord Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonSequitur Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with...]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InferredHolocaust Inferred Holocaust] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoEndorHolocaust No Endor Holocaust] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatMeasureIsAMook What Measure Is A Mook]: We are told that the Jerkops swell their numbers using a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypnoRay hypnotic ray gun] that only affects the mentally impaired. That's kind of offensive on its own, but it also means that when the heroes do battle with them, they're actually beating the hell out of innocent, retarded people. No character has thus far seen fit to raise this dilemma.
** In issue 9, one mention is finally made of the idea of rehabilitating. The characters still beat the brainwashed Jerkops just as mercilessly, however, so nothing has changed in that regard.
** As of issue 10, all of the Jerkops have been rehabilitated by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperMode Ultra Sonichu].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility Informed Ability]: Punchy is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual apparently] a master of "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonSequitur random-access humor]," but, as of the end of Sonichu 10, has never used it.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths "I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"] Not so much if you thought that 4 billionth of a percent of 3 billion was 100.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAttractiveness Informed Attractiveness]: Kel calls Rosechu "as beautiful as a rose."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAttribute Informed Attribute]: All of the Rosechus in this comic only act as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] for their respective Sonichu and play up rather outdated female archetypes. In [[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Mailbag #7]] he assigned each of them personalities (one even said to be a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tomboy Tomboy]) which are never even hinted at in the comics.
** Chris must really like this trope; when [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll his fans]] point out that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter his characters lack personalit]] and that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrangledByTheRedString he forces characters into poorly written relationships], he simply responds with something like "[[Mailbag_46|My characters Have Personality]]" or "[[Mailbag_52|they both knew that they were just meant to be together. Take it at face value]]" and doesn't even bother to elaborate on this (never mind doing something crazy, like ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell actually showing this in the comic]'').
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheHood In The Hood]: Jason Kendrick Howell conceals his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EyepatchOfPower Eyepatch Of Power] with a voluminous cloak.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InTheNameOfTheMoon In The Name Of The Moon]: Chris and his "dream sibling" Crystal often announce their status of warriors of love and honesty, while [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon Sailor Megtune] is fond of these speeches as well.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Jossed Jossed]: Chris attempted to disprove [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Moon-Pals a popular fan theory that Yawning Squirtle, Boulder-Dropping Whale and Bill The Scientist are trapped on the Moon with their friends (Metal Sonichu, Kel, Allison Amber and large amounts of weed, among others)], claiming that Squirtle and Whale were caught by Pokémon trainers and showing Bill working as a doctor in CWCville. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll Christian's fans], however, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Discontinuity generally disregarded this development].
** Some trolls suspected that Lovely Weather, Christian's "future wife" from ''Sonichu 10'', was based on his ex-sweetheart "The Wallflower", but Chris claimed that wasn't the case.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KamehameHadoken Kamehame Hadoken]: Christian's "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]," which is tragically performed in real life in a non-parodical manner.
** [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Yes, he actually thinks this works|He even used it to curse (real life) Mary Lee Walsh...]] [[Jackie e-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|and he apparently did it in her presence, while she was giving him a stern lecture in her office]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KangarooCourt Kangaroo Court]: The Asperpedia trolls' trial in the ''Sonichu 10'' finale, complete with a clearly biased judge and crappy defence attorney.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KudzuPlot Kudzu Plot]: Not a traditional example of this, because the story isn't really all that complex, but people who read both the comic and have followed the real-life drama probably can't help but feel that there's just no way Chris can tie up the trolling-inspired plot threads into anything resembling a comprehensible whole. (''If'' Chris bothers at all, that is.) Thus far, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] was introduced as Chris's "bodyguard" out of the blue (never seen before, likely never to be seen again), one "galpal"'s house got blown up with no good explanation, and the readers are supposed to be ''on the edge of their seats'' and ''thrilled'' to find out how Chris will handle the Ivy plotline now that she's gone and he has gone through ''one more'' girlfriend in real life. But never worry! Chris apparently solved all of the plotholes by bringing in ''Transformers''.
** And Ivy has been confirmed as to be HUNG by elevator wires!
*** Kudzu Plot meets the machete.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging Lampshade Hanging]: Quoth Mary Lee Walsh, "Eh... first we've had the parodic transformations, now we actually have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorMoon pretty girl sailor soldier]? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement What a kooky world]."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist Lazy Artist]: Particularly in recent comics, Chris often skimps on actual ''drawing'' in his comic. Many pages just consist of characters ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FloatingHeadSyndrome bodies often optional]) floating in white space surrounded by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallOfText a fortress of text] describing scenes he didn't feel like showing the viewers. His justification is that [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_19 other comics have "loads of dialogue" and that doing it this way saves marker ink].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegionOfDoom Legion Of Doom]: In issue 7, all the previous villains (excluding [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse Metal Sonichu]) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainTeamUp team up] and try to take over CWCville.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegoGenetics Lego Genetics]: Chris apparently believes that homosexuality is genetic, and during his stay in the time void, his comic self donated some of his "untainted straight blood" for the creation of an anti-gay vaccine, which he intends to use to wipe homosexuality off the face of the Earth. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology Forever] is an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger understatement].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Life Embellished]: 90% of the comic, especially the sub-episodes. And because it's life ''embellished'', Chris gets to win his fights and explain why he's right and his enemies wrong.
** Chris has, as of the end of issue 9, promised to not include anything from his real life in future issues. The claim remains dubious since Chris is not exactly known for being humble, and he seems to have no plans of getting rid of his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar]. He broke his promise starting with the very first page of the next issue, which once again revolved arond him getting revenge on those who've 'wronged' him in real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LimitedWardrobe Limited Wardrobe]: Chris is almost exclusively depicted in his "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SesameStreet Ernie] Shirt."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads Of Characters]: There are [[List_of_Sonichu_characters|tons]] of characters in this comic, all of which are either characters from different [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Canon canons], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz poor rip-offs] of characters from different canons, or people from real-life who have the misfortune to find themselves in CWCville.
**As of Issue 10 there are 174 characters in the series.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lolicon Lolicon]: Zapina, who "[[Zapina|just turned 14-years cute]]," wants to pose nude for women's rights just like all the other female characters, but in a bizarre inversion of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThereShouldBeALaw There Should Be A Law] can't because of those "dumb" laws. Bonus [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick squick] points for the "dumb laws" comment being made by one of the ''adult'' characters, not Zapina.
** Villain Jason Howell is portrayed as having a leashed 17-year-old girlfriend/slave with whom he does things "illegal in all 50 states." Mostly this is a case of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research], because in most American states, the age of consent is 16 or 17. Though since owning a slave is illegal, technically anything you do to her is likely illegal.
** In a possible subversion, "Lolisa" Rosechu is the oldest Rosechu at age 20.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin MacGuffin]: The seven Sonichu Balls (<strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IThoughtItMeant not what you're thinking], though Sonichu's genitalia are examined in worrisome detail in issue #8</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight exactly what you're thinking]), reminiscent of the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonBall Dragon Balls] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]. Their full powers have yet to be explored, and though it was likely they would have be used to bring Chris back from his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus bus trip], even this theory proves incorrect as Magi-chan simply brings Chris back with his generously used powers. It turns out they make [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sues] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreThanInfinite even more Godlike].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AManIsNotAVirgin A Man Is Not A Virgin]: Averted. As in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], the comic version of Chris is fully committed to his "Love Quest", and isn't shy about declaring to the world that he is still a virgin. A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Virgin With Rage], to be precise.
** Subverted: In Sonichu 10, he has sex with his ''future wife'', having mistaken him for the Chris she married.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySuetopia Mary Suetopia]: CWCville, where all benefit from the wise and magnanimous rule of Christian Weston Chandler. "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking Tobacky]" and alcohol are banned, though the mayor has eventually abandoned his principles and gotten on the booze.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything The Mayor Who Doesn't Do Anything]: Despite being CWCville's mayor, Chris delegates his duties to assistant, former movie star [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexySecretary Allison] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypercompetentSidekick Amber] (who quit her glamorous film career to pursue her life-long dream of doing menial labour for an insane manchild), leaving him free to loiter around business as part of his Love Search or fight the forces of evil.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MediumBlending Medium Blending]: Several comics feature stills of Chris in place of the drawn version interacting with drawn characters. Unfortunately it's as seamless as it was in ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CoolWorld Cool World]'', but even more awkward and creepy as he either brings his dog back to life through artwork or performs a horrible self-penned ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]''-inspired song with his characters reconfigured into a circa-1999 [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoyBand Boy Band]. The pictures are ill-posed in addition to make Chris seem even more out of place.
** Not to mention he actually confesses right out a shirt picked to wear for one of the scenes "was in the laundry pile."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]: How the comic and its creator became "famous" amongst the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board] crowd, and, like a virus, has now spread to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropes TV Tropes].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindScrew Mind Screw]: Basically the entire comic, albeit unintentionally.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedFandom Misamimed Fandom]: The comics are aimed at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids kids and teenagers], yet contain gratuitous sex scenes and often center around Chris's personal life and problems, things that kids don't need to see and wouldn't be interested in, respectively. Beyond that, almost the entirety of his audience is made up of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoard Image Board] trolls, which is even sadder considering how frequently Chris tries to appeal to his "true and loyal fanbase", which doesn't even exist.
** One troll tactic was to try to give Chris the impression that Sonichu had acquired a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedFandom Misaimed Fandom] [[Gay_4_Sonichu|in the gay community]]. A [[User:Champthom/Paper|fake paper]] was also written, detailing the supposed homosexual [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Subtext subtext] of Sonichu. Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Homos|raging homophobe with strong hints of "self-hating closet case"]], so it shouldn't be hard for you to imagine [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilarityEnsues how he reacted].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MismatchedEyes Mismatched Eyes]: Chris, both in the comics and in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life], although the comic severely exaggerates this trait. Naitsirhc, being (at least in theory) Chris's opposite, has a red right and orange left eye.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]: "Panda died! Boo hoo for 2 frames! Let's go kick some Transformer ass like nothing happened!" A weird example of the trope in that the characters have an uncanny ability to completely forget that something absolutely awesome or something devastatingly tragic happened. It's as if the ''characters'' didn't notice the change of the mood in the situations.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralDissonance Moral Dissonance]: As noted above, the Jerkops are made up, at least in part, of people under mind control. It is never implied that the heroes attempt to break this control or even that they feel remorse over having to pulverise innocents (''mentally deficient'' innocents, no less).
** He blows up a building that offered free webservice because they didn't have good enough security features, then collapses another full of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerk Asses] because they were mean to him. He brushes off these things or celebrates them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon]: Alec and crew kill Simonla, and in response they are put through what can be best described as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JokerJury Joker Jury] before being found guilty and sentenced by the judge [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodLaw all at the same hearing, without the jury being given any time to deliberate]. They are then sentenced to an execution where [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AFeteWorseThanDeath just about every character in the comic who was ever portrayed positively takes part in a wrathful execution of the whole bunch, involving mutilation and children taking part]. We're then treated to a speech written by Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo in which he berates everyone for fighting about anything and talks about how his birthday will solve everything bad in the world ever].
** While the final scene was unquestionably the most disgusting and horrible, it wasn't the Moral Event Horizon; that came much earlier when Chris destroyed a building full of innocent people and killed about 100 of them for making fun of him on the internet, made even worse by the fact that up until that point [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThouShaltNotKill the characters of the comic didn't kill their enemies]. The torture scene was awful, but by that point the characters were already irredeemable.
*** Right after that there was an intended example, where [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] (who Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust has a crush on]) gushes over Chris and even kisses him, but is then revealed to be Silvana. It doesn't work, though, due to all of the comic's supposed antagonists being more likable than the heroes.
** A lot of the things the ''real'' Chris has said, talked about, and even spoken about can evoke this. One could say that him drawing porn of Megan is this (Chris says that he had to do it, or ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeAsDrama he could have possibly went too far]''), ''laughing at 9/11'', and wishing the deaths of all the people who troll him. Suffice to say, the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] is only ''marginally'' worse, it's ''even worse'' when you consider that ''the comic is his own sick [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]''.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]? He actually believes that fiction exists in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]-esque dimension. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Which means...] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint he ruined] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WildMassGuessing Wild Mass Guessing] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuinedForever FOREVER]!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostCommonSuperPower Most Common Super Power]: Mary Lee Walsh has this not just in fanart, but in the later issues as well.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyGirlIsASlut My Girl Is A Slut]: Pretty much ''every single goddamn Rosechu in this comic.'' When they're not out shopping, they're either having sex or stripping "for women's rights." And let's not even get into "Rage Against the Garbage"...
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm]: "Well, after eating my eight daily McNuggets, I'm ready to pull out my Attraction Sign and get a Boyfriend-Free Girl". ''Among so many, many others''.
** Episode 14 contains these two awesomely out-of-context lines: "My two balls!" and "I cannot be deprived of my balls."
** Episode 6: "Ow! I hurt in three places!"
** [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler/Page_2 Simonla's death scene] was particularly hilarious. She died from an ''exploding toilet.''
** The scene from ''Sonichu 10'' where [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_39 Chris yells "I AM A MAN!" and punches a guy] is quite narmy in itself thanks to being badly drawn (even by Christian's usual standards) as well as being a part of obvious author's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment], but it's also made unintentionally funny when you notice its (probably not intended) similarity to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AtopTheFourthWall certain reviewer's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Catch Phrase].
** "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|I set my ASS ON FIRE!]]"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NarmCharm Narm Charm]: Barely qualifies. Some parts contain enough [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin typos] and awful dialogue to evoke the awesomeness that is ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences Half Life Full Life Consequences]'', but not enough to really make the comic enjoyable on its own.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Crystal Weston Chandler the "dream sibling" of Chris, and Crystal Weston Chandler the divinely-ordained future daughter of Chris, as revealed by God and Jesus in his dreams. The trolls are having a field day with the Freudian implications of all this.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel Nightmare Fuel]: The Giant Penis Comic, and the rest of Chris' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] artwork.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuelColoringBook Nightmare Fuel Coloring Book]: All of Chris' art looks like one of these. He draws at the level of an eight year old, but depicts everything from disembowelment to finger-fucking.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonIndicativeName Non Indicative Name]: The Chaotic Combo does not produce chaos on a regular basis. Magi-chan is a <strike>psychic</strike> walking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeusExMachina Deus Ex Machina], not a magician or wizard. Bionic the Hedgehog is 100% organic; he is not a cyborg, an android, or a robot. Collosal-chan is no bigger than Christian unless you consider obesity equivalent to size. Super Chris-chan Sonichu is just Chris-chan Sonichu with some wing hairclips on. We still have no idea what Merried Senior Comic is supposed to even ''mean''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotRightInTheBed Not Right In The Bed]: This is how Bubbles Rosechu discovers her lover is really resident shapeshifting hermaphrodite Silvana, except it happened during ''public'' sex...
** They never really got around to the sex. But this is still after an all-powerful psychic warned her that it was a trap. And after the creation of Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOfTheWeek Girl Of The Week] found the real Blake and called to warn her.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffhandBackhand Offhand Backhand]: Done by Chris to a Jerkop in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_0/Page_38 Sub-Episode 1].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffModel Off Model]: The character designs are barely consistent. Case in point: a Jerkop that went from square to spherical ''within the same page''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou The Only One Allowed To Defeat You]: Sonichu saves <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> Slaweel Ryam's life in episode 20 because "the final blow belongs to Christian." <strike>Seeing as how he claims he's being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus] for good, that blow will never come.</strike> Chris returned immediately, had a heart-to-heart talk with Slaweel, learned about her [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse], declared he'll never forgive her anyway and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment beat her up], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FateWorseThanDeath paralyzing her in the process].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan Only Sane Man]: Perhaps unintentionally, Magi-Chan appears to be the only sane resident of CWCville, as he just doesn't seem to care about "sweethearts".
** Because he knows the future and knows he'll end up with Silvana. Which may indicate he's just surrendered to the madness.
*** Chris stated [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual in the CWCipedia article about Magi-Chan] that he and Silvana are already in love. And because Chris doesn't like to waste time on building his characters' relationships, in the future issues of ''Sonichu'' the two will almost certainly be shown as being a couple already.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrphanedSeries Orphaned Series]: If not one already, then at least speedily headed that way, or so many [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans] believe; the comic hasn't seen any substantial updates in months (we'd call it a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slip] if Chris had ever actually had a schedule), and it's clear to many people that, now that he is out of school, jobless, living at home, and has little reason left to even leave his room (having successfully managed to get himself banned from almost any place in his small town he considers worth visiting), Chris, along with his deteriorating health, is rapidly becoming lazier than ever; in March 2010, he made a particularly nasty post on his [[CWC Blog|blog]] viciously lashing out at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Trolls fans] who dared suggest that he consider updating the comic, strongly indicating that even drawing the comic, the one mildly non-passive activity he seems to have ever somewhat enjoyed, is looking more and more like work to him. Combine this with the fact that he has recently [[100 2188|officially relinquished the CWCipedia]] (the site where he used to post the comic), and chances of any updates in the foreseeable future look more and more remote.
** The series has been picked up by Vivian and Alec and have claimed Sonichu as their own due to the way Chris filled out the copyright form which left a loophole. Sonichu Series 2 is currently getting daily updates.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Orwellian Editor]: Chris has gone back to earlier comics and changed the names of characters based off of real life people. Mary Lee Walsh was given a new name and he denies that she was based on his college dean, but that the character was meant an evil clone of her... or something. Which was never mentioned at all in the originals, of course.
** In point of fact, his retcon was that the character in the comic is the "original" Mary Lee Walsh (and, in particular, the Dean of his college) who was replaced, ''in the real world'', by a good counterpart. Yes, rather than retconning just in the comic, he retcons real life.
** Made more baffling when he thinks he can solve the "copyright" problems around Simonla Rosechu by stating a retraction and claiming that Simonchu wasn't the source of inspiration.
** Also, he edited a comment in the mailbag section about the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." The original comment was "Let Obama repeal the policy, then the homos can go die in explosions," and he changed it to something less offensive after backlash ensued.
*** The preservation of Chris's... "antics" seems to be one big reason the CWCki exists.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PainfulRhyme Painful Rhyme]: "[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]" uses lance/radiance, and the more obvious tweet/''heartsweet''. Groan.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PairTheSpares Pair The Spares]: When Layla and Punchy hook up, Reginald (who'd had a crush on Layla) and Angelica (who Punchy use to have a crush on) follow suit... after Reginald ''tells Angelica how he tried to sabotage Layla and Punchy hooking up and she decided he was justified in doing so.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PalsWithJesus Pals With Jesus]: Both God and Jesus (aka GodJesus) have appeared in-comic to congratulate Ivy on being Chris' future mate. Since Ivy was a troll, this raises some [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodIsEvil interesting theological questions].
** So Chris thinks he's Christ? ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun Get it?])
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot Panty Shot]: Later episodes have a lot of shots of Rosechu's panties, one of which even got Chris banned from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeviantART DeviantART] the second time. Presumably intended as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanService Fan Service], but Rosechu's questionable age and furriness combined with Chris' terrible art make it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant] instead.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParodyRetcon Parody Retcon]: Chris believes that calling his comic a parody will allow him to make money off it. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Yeah]. Even though it doesn't really parody either ''Sonic'' or ''Pokémon'' (or any of the other countless shows it references) so much as it slavishly imitates them when Chris isn't [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wangst wangsting] about his nonexistent love life. Evidence suggests that Chris doesn't even know what a parody is, and thinks of it as just a magic word he can use to stave off lawsuits.
** It's worth mentioning that pretty much all "fan" creations are true [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatireParodyPastiche parodies/satires], and Chris gets riled up when someone makes a parody of ''his'' (non-original) work.
** He made his version of characters from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' who are based on characters on Sonichu who are "parodies" of Pikachu and Sonic, making it a case of a parody of a parody of a parody.
*** Then the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' comics parodied that, so now we have parodies of parodies of parodies of parodies. Whew!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PoesLaw Poe's Law]: Many optimists out there refuse to believe that Sonichu and its creator aren't just elaborate satires of fanfic culture, so-much-so that the [[Frequently Asked Questions|CWCki specifically addresses the issue in its FAQ]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryConfusion Pokémon Confusion]: Your average CWCville Pokémon has about a 50/50 chance of being either a regular Pokémon or a humanoid Poké-person with clothes and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries Non Mammal Mammaries].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Plagiarism Plagiarism]: All of the jokes in Sonichu are lifted verbatim from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExcelSaga Excel Saga]'', ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' and various [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim] shows. Bonus fail points for often reproducing them without the context that made them funny. Many of the drawings are actually traced from other images - which is pretty surprising, because one would expect traced artwork to, you know, ''look as good as the original artwork.'' No such luck here.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotHole Plot Hole]: Chris eventually makes it "legal for all homosexuals to do as they please within the city", unaware that just a few pages before, he "cured" homosexuality.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotRelevantAgeUp Plot Relevant Age Up]: The daughter of Wild and Simonla transformed from a [[Sonee & Rosey|Rosey]] into [[Sandy Rosechu]] and gained intellectual abilities of a fourth-grader in a mere week since her birth (just in time to participate in Asperpedia trolls' execution). In retrospect, this event - clearly proving that Sonichus and Rosechus don't age at the same rate as people do - makes Christian's decision to age them all up to 18 even more pointless.
** This also has [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications interesting implications] for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids], which, by contrast, haven't matured since at least ''Sonichu 9''. If Chris is to be believed, happiness and friendship influence evolution of Sonichus and Rosechus. Sandy, despite losing her mother, apparently was happy enough to reach her next [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvolutionaryLevels evolutionary level] in a week; CWCki people were quick to point out that it indicates that Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids don't evolve because they are very unhappy, most likely because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents Sonichu and Rosechu are unbelievably bad parents].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure Potty Failure]: Happens to Reldnahc once. Also to Chris himself, as his bad health has given him slight fecal incontinence, and he's not at all ashamed to admit that he does this.
** On that spoiler, there is some linkage between autism and lack of bowel control. I'm not sure if it's only correlational, but I do believe I heard this somewhere.
*** It was revealed that Chris's awfully bad nutrition (never drinks water, never eats fresh fruit or fresh vegetables, lives off nothing but fast food, soda and assorted candy) are the source of his digestive problems and chronical constipation/fecal incontinence. His erratic behavior is also worsened by all the sugar and caffeine present on his diet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePowerOfRock The Power Of Rock]: Used to demolish the 4-Cent Garbage building by, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer believe it or not], using ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''/''Rock Revolution'' instruments to sing a song about how much better ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerRangers Power Rangers]'' used to be, sung to the tune of ''Cat Scratch Fever''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PowerTrio Power Trio]: Subverted. Chris, Sarah Hammer and Wes Iseli were destined to stop the evil Count Graduon, but Chris wrote both of them out of the comic after he met Megan.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProductPlacement Product Placement]: And he's not even ''paid'' to endorse products.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProtagonistCenteredMorality Protagonist Centered Morality]: Did you "wrong" Chris in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life]? It doesn't matter what your intentions were, you'll be portrayed as a love-hating, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog autistic-kicking] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll] in his comic!
** This has gotten so ridiculous that the heroes have actually committed much worse actions than the villains, but the villains are portrayed as unquestionably evil for the simple fact that Chris doesn't like them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ProtectionFromEditors Protection From Editors]: A fundamental part of what makes Chris and his comic so infamous - everything he writes and draws goes online practically unfiltered, resulting in several mailbag complaints, retcons and backhanded apologies, many of which would not have been necessary in the first place if Chris had bothered to recruit an editor. The CWCipedia's SysOp is essentially the closest thing Chris has to an editor, but usually her notes to Chris come far after the damage has already been done.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychicPowers Psychic Powers]: Magi-Chan, complete with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PstandardPsychicPstance Pstandard Psychic Pstances].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PunchClockVillain Punch Clock Villain]: In real life, "Jerkops" (mall security) are just doing their jobs, though in-universe they're explicitly evil and hate love, and especially despise virgins like Chris.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus]: Several. Metal Sonichu is still up on the moon, waiting for his comeback; chances are, Chris has forgotten about him completely. Sarah Hammer, aka Saramah Rosechu, disappeared from the comic after she got married to <strike>Jack's Knight</strike> William Spicer. Chris's dream sister, Crystal Weston Chandler was removed when she was trapped in the "dark mirror" by Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon. All the characters promised to go and rescue her, but the next comic was about them going on spring break and having lots of sex, and Crystal hasn't been mentioned again until Chris goes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] and ties up the loose ends as quickly as possible. Jiggliami and Blanca were shooed off the comic after Chris's breakup with Blanca (a troll in disguise), with a footnote explaining that Jiggliami went away and had a successful career. Christian himself was removed for a brief period of time after he was lost in the time void. Then he came back, and left again, explicitly announcing that he won't be back and is going to leave the story to its title character.
** [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_1 He broke his promise on the very first page of Issue 10.] Then again, the entire issue is basically Chris taking a machete to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KudzuPlot Kudzu Plot].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABusToHell Put On A Bus To Hell]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BusCrash Bus Crash]: Chris's real-life "sweethearts" who all just so happen to die (such as PandaHalo or Ivy) are memorialized in the comics by ''dying even more horrible deaths.'' Chris seems to think that since they died in real life, it's his duty to replicate and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible exaggerate] their gruesome demises in the comic. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger And yet his dead dog is still a recurring character.]
** Chris attempted to justify this by claiming that if the women had come to him, he might have kept them alive in the comic.
*** Which, since they did die in real life as far as Chris knows, is physically impossible. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Until you realize Chris believes people who go to Heaven when they die can come back whenever they want.]
** Then he took out two of his enemy characters not through an honorable fight, but having them realize homosexuality is wrong, that Chris was right, and suddenly be content to commit suicide by jumping down their building's 72-story elevator shaft (which is 72 floors because the building which contained evil was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NumberOfTheBeast 66+6 floors tall]. Obviously, making it 666 feet tall wouldn't have been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic logical]). Never mind that there are so many better options to change their ways besides death.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale Rape Is Okay When It's Female On Male]: Rosechu's heroic "face-rape" of Jason Kendrick Howell, a clear victory for the forces of good.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLifeWritesThePlot Real Life Writes The Plot]: Interfere with Chris' love quest or troll him hard enough, and you too could appear in an issue of ''Sonichu'' to be beaten up by mutant hedgehogs.
** Throughout January and February 2010 he was repeatedly ordered to kill Simonla Rosechu because she was based on Asperpedia contributor Evan's character, and Evan didn't want her in the comic anymore. After persistently refusing, Chris lost his site. He then decided to finally [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler/Page_2 kill Simonla] in order to get his site back. After her [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm death scene], Magi-Chan stated that he knew who killed Simonla. And what a surprise - turns out that Asperpedia trolls were behind it. So Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck has them all tortured] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon to death].
*** Also, he immediately weaseled out of Simonla's death by introducing her nearly-identical daughter to the comic. Since that's just ''another'' gender-flipped version of Simonchu (who thanks to the additional spines, actually looks ''more'' like Simonchu than Simonla did), we can probably expect the site to get shut down again pretty soon.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Retcon]: Several. Chris changed the names of characters who are based on real people, because a troll posing as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShigeruMiyamoto Shigeru Miyamoto] tricked him into it. Chris has independently changed names and drawings he feared could be viewed as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HoYay homosexual subtext], most noticeably a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplashPanel Splash Panel] which has been entirely redrawn due to its original rainbow background, and several drawings of a Raichu were redrawn to change the shape of its tail, proving Rosechu evolved from a female Raichu to alleviate [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewerGenderConfusion Viewer Gender Confusion]. CWCki has a more in-depth list of retcons [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|here]].
** The funny thing about the Rosechu issue is that he could have just said that the design of Rosechu was before most Pokemon had distinctions between genders (the exceptions being the Nidorans).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin Rouge Angles Of Satin] ''and'' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Wanton Cruelty To The Common Comma]: Both in the comic itself and in anything else he writes. Even though he types out his comic's dialogue, he doesn't bother to spell-check, so some rather terrible typos slip through - even though he has had no trouble whatsoever going back and altering captions and dialogue for the sake of retconning (and when he does, he neglects to fix his typos along with it). He also has a tendency in written correspondence to go ALLCAPS or Randomly Capitalize Words for no Reason Whatsoever.
**He even has a character named '''Merried Seinor Comic'''.
** It is "last rites," NOT "last rights."
** My favorite recurring Sonichu typo is "dood" for "good."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]: Not only does the creator make 34 of his own characters (and people he knows from real life) and upload it to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] in "protest" of the site, but his "fans" are also more than willing to draw their own.
** Chris sometimes even encourages his "fans" to draw 34 for him, including one instance where he demanded that a troll draw a picture of Rosechu "masturbatin' and squirtin'" to make up for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlashFic slash art] of himself and Sonichu.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningTheAsylum Running The Asylum]: Apparently after finishing ''Sonichu 10'' Chris decided that playing video games and raging against CWCki is more interesting than updating his comic, and thus he stopped updating it. At the end of April 2010 his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll TRUE and HONEST fans] realized that if they want to see new issues they have to draw them themselves - which they did, and then found a way to make the CWCipedia Sysop upload them to Christian's wiki. So far the fans' run resulted in the deaths of Bubbles, Sandy, Wild and Sonichu's and Rosechu's kids (and technically also Angelica, though apparently she got better), Sonichu and Rosechu breaking up and Christian's Sonic recolors finally realizing that the mayor of CWCville is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement somewhat incompetent]. Sadly Chris couldn't stand someone writing and drawing better than he does and removed fan-created pages.
** At the end of May 2010 Vivian Gee took control of CWCipedia and started uploading her new comic "Sonichu Season 2" to the wiki.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SailorEarth Sailor Earth]: [[Sailor Megtune]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slip]: It only took Chris six days to start slipping when he finally set up a regular schedule for himself after Kacey and her father told him off for being such a slacker - before that, updates could come any number of months apart, and it apparently took several years to finish the first issue after Sonichu's inception. Even so, Chris plans his comics far in advance (with previews for forthcoming issues already available), so he really has no reason for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScheduleSlip Schedule Slips] other than being a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LazyArtist Lazy Artist].
** After being called out on his Schedule slips several times, Chris wrote a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterFilibuster Character Filibuster] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_98 that says he doesn't need one.] And later he wrote an entire rant on this subject, claiming (among other things) [[CWC Blog#March 2010|that Honest, True and Loyal fans are as bad as trolls and Mary Lee Walsh if they want him to update his comic regularly]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheScrappy The Scrappy]: Sonichu and Rosechu's kids. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|To quote CWCki]]: "The children are widely hated by everybody. Even more so than the other characters". ''This'' is saying '''a lot'''.
** They also have slight hints of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWesley The Wesley] in them, since Chris-chan seems to favor them and think they are adorable, but then, he thinks all of his characters are good, so the only difference between the Sonees and Rosees and all the others is that the babies are just hated more.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrewLearningIHavePhlebotinum Screw Learning I Have Phlebotinum]: Somehow, getting smacked with a powered-up hedgehog or a rainbow instantly gives wild rodents the ability to talk and reason like humans.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SdrawkcabName Sdrawkcab Name]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedEvilInACan Sealed Evil In A Can]: Count Graduon, the oddly named evil spirit defeated long ago by the Cherokee and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure Wasabi] tribes.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretRelationship Secret Relationship]: Bubbles and Blake keep their relationship a secret because... well, it's never really stated.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDeprecation Self Deprecation]: Chris has (likely unintentionally) done this a couple of times, as in one scene where Sonichu thinks to himself that Chris's love quest is doomed to failure, and another where Rosechu, having just been informed that Chris has a date, has a reaction of utter shock and disbelief.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Selfcest Selfcest]: Averted; his future wife ended up having sex with him under the pretense that he was his future self.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexAsRiteOfPassage Sex As Rite Of Passage]: A recurring theme. Many trolls believe that Chris is only doing his Love Quest because sex is a "grown up thing", as sex would be rather painful with his bent penis and the fact he seems to take a very long time to climax (the man can't run around for 40 seconds without breathing heavy).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShallowLoveInterest Shallow Love Interest]: Rosechu. She pretty much only exists to show that Sonichu is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday STRAIGHT].
** Ivy O'Neil in the comics can be considered this too. She's told by God and Jesus that her true love is to be Chris himself once he escapes from the mirror, and she accepts this without question or protest. She's pretty much not characterised at all, either.
** In fact, every single female character is this. Chris really doesn't care about anyone except himself, to he makes all the male characters either heroic clones of himself or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CardCarryingVillain one-dimensional villains], and he makes all the female characters into sex objects so passive they'd make [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Twilight Bella Swan] look like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFaerieQueene Britomart].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShillingTheWesley Shilling The Wesley]: Chris in the comic. His hedgehogs have nothing but praise for him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShockAndAwe Shock And Awe]: Sonichu, like most Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, is ostensibly a lightning user.
** Oddly, even though most of the characters are described as "Electric Hedgehog Pokémon," Sonichu is the only one who uses electric powers with any kind of regularity, because they either have secondary typing that they focus on (the Chaotic Combo) or aren't Electric-type at all. (Jamsta, Lolisa and Simonla). [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic It still doesn't explain why the pure Normal-type Jamsta and Lolisa or the Ground/Bug-type Simonla are still classified as ''Electric'' Hedgehog Pokemon.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShoutOut Shout Out]: There are several intended shoutouts throughout the series, but they all come off as (or, using the eponymous character as a hint, ''are'') [[:Category:Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|ripoffs]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell Show, Don't Tell]: Completely inverted. Massive walls of text explain everything that's happening, characters will discuss things that any other writer would leave offscreen (i.e. an entire page dedicated to ''a character getting a soda,'' with a conversation about getting the change for the soda machine; or Chris and his clone Sammy discussing the difference between their medallions), and as pointed out above, has entire action scenes skipped over in favor of the characters just ''talking'' about what happened. It basically boils down to him thinking everyone is as thick-headed as he is, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewersAreMorons thus everything has to be thoroughly explained.]
** This also applies to the personalities of his characters. Yes, they do have personalities. Yes, you do need to take a deeper look. No, they never, ever display this. And even then he doesn't follow that, expecting the reader to understand that a character isn't really like that and it's just an example of his "Random Access Humor." And most ironically, the one character who has this as a ''trait'', Punchy Sonichu, never shows this.
** And how does Chris himself justify this? By saying that explaining things in text takes much less time and effort, letting him put out more pages faster and saving on his markers.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SickeninglySweethearts Sickeningly Sweethearts]: Sonichu and Rosechu. To a lesser extent, the other couples count too.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SissyVillain Sissy Villain]: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. Because he's gay, after all.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/MyImmortal My Immortal]'' has a sort of grandeur to it, since it has been ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StealthParody possibly]) carefully constructed to be as terrible as possible. ''This'' is no parody. This is a man's life - his failures, his neuroses, his fantasies, his warped worldview, proudly displayed for the world on paper and pixels. Reading ''Sonichu'' and learning about its author is nothing less than a descent into someone's personal hell, made all the more terrible for the fact that the author intends for the experience to ''entertain'' people. That they would ''purchase'' it. There is no joy, no fun in CWCville - there is only layer upon layer of ''horror''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpeciesSurname Species Surname]: Most Sonichus and Rosechus.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpotlightStealingSquad Spotlight Stealing Squad]: The comic eventually centers mostly on Chris and his troubles, at least until he gets [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus Put On A Bus].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Squick]: "Highlights" of Issue #8 include detailed descriptions on how Sonichu sex works, the aforementioned Rosechu "photoshoot", and resident [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiHero anti-hero] Black Sonichu unwittingly having sex with a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgetOnHim hermaphrodite Rosechu]. Other issues include "face rape" and cameltoe crotchshots.
** One of the big sources of the squickiness comes from the fact that this ''looks'' like a kid-drawn comic - badly drawn figures, general lack of details - but then you notice that there are ''disturbing little details'' in the comic that the ''did'' manage to include. Sometimes you can't even notice them the first time you read the comic. As in "Oh my God...he's...he drew...that's a bloody ''codpiece'', that's what it is."
** Even more bonus [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick squick] points for the Rosechu photoshoot being traced from porn... including [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin] and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Transformers] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust porn].
** In issue 11, one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it."* This line is quoted verbatim from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StayInTheKitchen Stay In The Kitchen]: Rosechu, strictly speaking, should be at least ''as'' powerful as Sonichu (in fact, she should actually be ''more'' powerful since she evolved from a Raichu), but her life revolves around shopping (and spending too much money when she does it), giving gifts to Sonichu, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DistressedDamsel getting kidnapped]. [[Sonichu Game Talk|This is even her entire storyline in Chris's hypothetical ''Sonichu'' game]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrangledByTheRedString Strangled By The Red String]: Every single couple.
** Punchy is hinted to have a crush on Angelica. Then he ends up with Layla Flaaffy.
** Bubbles is with <strike>Black Sonichu</strike> <strike>Blachu</strike> Blake. They hide their relationship for no clear reason.
** When Reldnahc is about to be cured of his homosexuality, there is talk of him getting back together with Kel. There is no mention of this in earlier chapters.
*** Reportedly, Chris has tried this in real life. Seriously, he walked around the mall trailing a piece of [[red string]] with a construction paper heart, in the hope that he could "catch" a girlfriend with it, like with a fishing rod. That's fucked up.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StrawmanHasAPoint Strawman Has A Point]: Sean's drug induced rant.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StuffedIntoTheFridge Stuffed Into The Fridge]: In Issue 9, PandaHalo was burned alive and Ivy was strangled by elevator wire.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck Stylistic Suck]: Chris' imitation of Alec's art style in Issue 10, which he considers "badly drawn" and significantly inferior to his Hand-Drawn True and Original artwork. Chris trying to draw badly ''deliberately'' is a sight to behold, considering his standards. It should also be considered that in imitating Alec's interpretation of the cast of ''Sonichu'', themselves ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic The Hedgehog]'' recolors, Chris essentially created a copy of a copy of a copy.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperEmpowering Super Empowering]: Chris can give people, like his dog, superpowers.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SureWhyNot Sure Why Not]: Chris's adaptation of the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|Sonichu Fan Promo series]] in Issue 9, one of the few troll-created fanworks that Chris has actually approved (with minor alterations). He didn't realize it was designed to mock him.
** The disparity of naming the Sonichu species after the eponymous hero despite it being canon that he was not the oldest living member of said species was quickly pointed out. When a 'fan' asked Chris if this was because same characters had lived in isolation from anyone qualified to classify them, Chris quickly latched onto this solution.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SurferDude Surfer Dude]: Jamsta Sonichu is ''supposed'' to fill this role (see note on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical] below). Comes off as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DumbassDJ Dumbass DJ] instead.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Suspiciously Similar Substitute]: Chris was forced to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim kill off] the character [[Simonla]] (NSFW). He immediately has her replaced by her daughter Sandy who is the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox exact same character] with some minor athstetic differences. She immediately gets revenge on the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll person responsible]'' for her mother's death while saying "At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years..." ensuring [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AngstWhatAngst she won't have any angst to define her as a character].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That]: Chris inserts people he doesn't like (Mary Lee Walsh, "Jerkops", Jason Kendrick Howell, "Clyde Cash", etc.) into the comic so that he can beat up on them. Ironically, the villains end up being the only characters who are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire likable] (given this comic, that's not saying much). Also, this could be considered a reversed trope, mostly because the people which Chris presents as villains tend to mock Chris' pathetic attempts at "revenge" (Like Jason) or simply ignore it (Like Wes Iseli).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThatUs Take That Us]: An unintentional one happens during Sean's stoned rant.
** "Uh..Yeah, we fee-our lost patience wit Chris-Chum; he makes bum promises of constant updurts on his web-be-vurse of quack-e-pedia, and he is lazy."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TalkingToHimself Talking To Himself]: In [[Official Videobooks|Christian's "official" Sonichu audiobooks]] and [[A Sonichu Day|"A Sonichu Day" video]] all characters are voiced (horribly) by Chris.
** And thanks to the Actor Rule, Jason, king of trolls, is Chris. Chris is his greatest troll.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TastesLikeDiabetes Tastes Like Diabetes]: The Sonees and Roseys, Sonichu's and Rosechu's children especially. In fact, their "cuteness" is ''so'' annoying that they're probably the most hated out of all of Chris's creations, which is saying a ''lot''!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtySuePileup Thirty Sue Pileup]: Christian Weston Chandler ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar], also a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue]* With the power stored in his <strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Medallion]</strike> High School Ring, he can become Chris-Chan Sonichu, a very powerful entity who has a singular weak spot, which has been targeted a grand total of twice, and can defeat most of Chris's enemies with only a little effort. Even without his Sonichu form, he has [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComboPlatterPowers Combo Platter Powers] out the woz. He can use [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllYourPowersCombined all other Sonichu powers], magic spells, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YuGiOh Yu-Gi-Oh]!'' cards turned real, and psychic powers. He's even got an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Autobot] for a car. Even before the comic began, Chris was a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MightyMorphinPowerRangers frigging Power Ranger]. He's so powerful that he essentially negates the point of the title character even existing. Chris appeared to realize this after his "fans" informed him of this, and comic book Chris eventually left the story, with the promise that he'd give Sonichu back the spotlight. Needless to say, Chris broke his promise and his character not only returned, but also was made ''even more powerful''.), Sonichu (an idealized Christian Weston Chandler, also a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CopyCatSue Copy Cat Sue]), Rosechu (an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAppeal Author Appeal] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarySue Mary Sye]), Reginald Sneasel (a backup Sue for Chris while he's in the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus time void]), but especially, ''especially'', Chris-Chan Sonichu (a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CopyCatSue Copy Cat Sue]), as well as...
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuritySue Purity Sue]: Rosechu, Sailor Megtune, Christian Weston Chandler.
*** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainSue Villain Sue]: From the troll perspective, Christian Weston Chandler.
** Apparently Chris concluded that his Author Avatar, despite being God Mode Sue, isn't overpowered enough, so in ''Sonichu 10'' he turned him into [[Collosal Chan|Collosal Chris Chan]] [sic]. So that would be... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreThanInfinite More Than Infinite] God Mode Sue?
** Fun fact: A comment on this very page was the original inspiration for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtySuePileup Thirty Sue Pileup].
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackHoleSue Black Hole Sue]: Chris again.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical]: The characters' use of slang is rather outdated for a comic that's supposed to take place in the noughties, and Chris seems to obtain most of his music knowledge from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''. Would someone who was up on all his youth culture terminology name a character "Jamsta Sonichu"?
** Let's also not forget the "zap to the extreme" line, quoted on this very page.
*** A line judging from when the comic started and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical] parody character Johnny Extreme was at his extremest, was stolen directly from ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/X-Play X-Play]''.
** And has anyone ''ever'' referred to sex as "we did the do?"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransformationTrinket Transformation Trinket]: The Sonichu Medallion allows Chris to transform into his super-powered fursona. Until the real-life medallion was destroyed by trolls. Then Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon retconned] that it was actually his high school ring that gave him his powers, thus creating a new [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MacGuffin MacGuffin] for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom hatedom].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere Tsundere]: Subverted. Chris ''thinks'' that Bubbles Rosechu is one of these, but really she's as two dimensional as Liquid's medal.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UltimateEvil Ultimate Evil]: Count Graduon, the embodiment of Chris's humiliation at his high school ''gradu''ati''on''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnfortunateImplications Unfortunate Implications]: Chris's attitude towards black people seems a bit un-PC. He's also a raging homophobe, but there's nothing implicit about that.
** To say nothing of the fact that the Jerkops are all hypnotized "slow-minded/mentally handicapped adults" as mentioned in Sub-Episode 6.
** As mentioned elsewhere, his female characters are a collection of chauvinistic stereotypes who only exist for male masturbatory pleasure.
** In a video, he dressed in a Native American costume and enacted every stereotype while saying he was gonna get the trolls.
** His "Ancient leader of the Cherokian clan" looks more like an Ancient Roman than a Cherokee.
** In a blog post he said the people with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] could "fake it" that they "SHUN" austictic people by being better "Communicatevly and socially" than them, and that "VICTORY OVER AUTISM BELONGS ONLY TO US TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE" (He wrote it in all caps as if it were a motto).
** The gay vaccine.
*** Even more damning, when asked about Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church, he said he shares views with him.
** Chris's "future wife" in the comics Lovely Weather asked Chris to have sex with her. Thinking that she was Future!Chris. It seems as if he thinks it's okay to have sex with someone under false pretenses.
** "I am the Great Director Chandler!" regarding how he is free to do whatever he wants to anything Sonichu related. Great Director Chandler of The True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville, hum?
** There's also his "[[:File:331-Girlcoupon.jpg|Girl Coupon]]".
** His thoughts on [[Friend zone|being just friends with heterosexual women]]. He actually believes that it's just an excuse ''for a woman'' to withold sex ''from a man''. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllMenArePerverts Apparently it's never the other way around.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsoundEffect Unsound Effect]: *teleports in* No doubt there are many others. They're all mostly based on Pokemon moves since 99% of the characters are Pokemon.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Unstoppable Rage]: When Jason Kendrick Howell throws a pickle at Rosechu, she snaps, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick strips naked, and claws the shit out of his head while face-raping him.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemism]: "China" and "Duck", [[CWC-isms|among others]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VanityLicensePlate Vanity License Plate]: Chris has one that reads "Sonichu" on <strike>his</strike> his mother's car ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ICallItVera affectionately nicknamed 'Son-Chu']), both in real life and in the comic. Of course, the real-life version is just your average '94 Ford Escort, while the comic version is a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transformers Transformer]...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ViewersAreMorons Viewers Are Morons]: Unsurprising, as Chris thinks his IQ is around 300, thus he feels the need to talk down to people who impersonate doctors, Nintendo Executives, and famous artists/inventors.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainDecay Villain Decay]: Blake goes from being a Shadow ripoff to a generic Stu ''in the middle of an episode''. Then, he hooks up with Bubbles and becomes a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] to a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SatelliteCharacter Satellite Character] before being almost entirely written out.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger WallBanger]: The series is infamous for so many of these moments. Perhaps the greatest one is ''Dating Education''... yes, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheMoralSubstitute like sex ed], but with ''dating'' instead of sex, and the textbook ''is a book written by a 9-year-old.''
** If viewers hadn't put their heads through the wall after the idea alone, Chris even included a Dating Education ''test'' into the comic for viewers to take and email to him to be scored. Let's run through this again: the author has had no luck with personal relationships, and wishes that a class was offered on the subject. There isn't. So ''he'' comes up with a curriculum and test ''on a subject he admits he's clueless about''. The only way this makes logical sense is if you assume he's being devious and wants to mine his readers' test responses for ideas.
** ''Loosely'' based on a book written by a 9 year old (aimed for other 9 year olds), Chris change parts he didn't agree on, so that means ''A NINE YEAR OLD KNOWS MORE ABOUT DATING THAN CHRIS!!''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallOfText Wall Of Text]: Either the characters do lengthy explanations of what they're going to do, or offer lengthy rants after their non-victory.
** Seriously, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_93 just try] [[:File:SchuComic10P09.jpg|and read]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_36 any of this].
** He actually [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lampshaded lampshaded] this [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_66 in Issue 10]. Will he stop with the walls of text? Probably not.
** Chris's official explanation for his blatant textwalling is that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShowDontTell it's much faster, easier and more cost-effective to just have the characters say what's happened instead of actually drawing it], considering he adds the text in the speech bubbles digitally.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhamEpisode Wham Episode]: The end of issue 10 is one of the most shocking twists in the comic... ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger for]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck all]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon the]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids wrong]'' ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail reasons]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids What Do You Mean, It's For Kids?]: Chris has claimed several times that the comic is for kids (he's said that it'd be rated [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MediaClassifications TV-Y7]), despite the sex and all the other things no sane parent would allow their child to see.
** He uses the 'They'll see it eventually and it's a natural part of life' argument when called on it.
** And when someone called him out on that, he blamed the FCC for "slipping on their ratings."
*** He holds his comic as being morally superior to ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' because he would be willing to censor the gratuitous sex scenes with various fruits over the genitals, and he already censors the swearing. Not exactly very effective. Meanwhile, not only does ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' not even claim to be for kids, Alec can more easily censor his own works, because bleeping offensive words is easy, because the pornographic activities in his comic are background scenes and not relevant to the plot, and because his comics are drawn on a computer, so if Alex uses layers, he can easily remove them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids What Do You Mean, It's Not For Kids?]: For a supposed kids' comic, it has a lot of sex in issue #8. These scenes were later taken out of the comic proper after a troll posing as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShigeruMiyamoto Shigeru Miyamoto] tricked him into doing so, but on the last place Chris hosted the comic they could still be seen on a secret section of the website.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse What Happened To The Mouse?]: Crystal? Metal Sonichu? Oh, yeah. ''Those'' characters. The former gets freed from the mirror as Chris hastily tries to tie up all the loose ends.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness]: Anything remotely phallic (in CWC's view, anyway) besides his own "duck" makes Sonichu whimper, whine, and gag. Even pickles on a burger. (The real life Chris seems to share this weakness, as he seems unable to even say the word "dick" without grimacing in disgust.)
** On another note, touching the white mark on Chris-chan Sonichu's chest will make him revert to human form. This, however, has been used a grand total of ''two'' times, and he is always able to change back without problems, and has God-Sue powers in either form, makes you wonder why he bothers changing anyways.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWesley The Wesley]: Let's just say all the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero "heroes"] (especially [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSociopath Chandler]) and leave it at that...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment]: While all the issues have contained some this, issue #10 is, despite being unfinished, by far the heaviest and by far the worst in this category. It has Chris losing his virginity to his future wife, creating his perfect world by brutally killing and injuring his Internet-based enemies and taking down their websites forever and performing a complete eradication of homosexuality and asexuality, and finally: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Making out] with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PerverseSexualLust Meg Griffin from Family Guy].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule The Wiki Rule]: [[Main Page|CWCki]] is a wiki dedicated solely to listing every single mishap and flaw of Christian Weston Chandler, whereas [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia CWCipedia] is Chris's own wiki, which he also uses to host his comic. The CWCki also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesInOtherWikis links back to this page] as a brief catalogue of everything that's wrong about Sonichu.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WouldntHitAGirl Wouldn't Hit A Girl]: Averted. Christian's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] has no qualms about beating up <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> Slaweel Ryam.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths Writers Cannot Do Maths]: CWCVille's currency is split up into C-Quarters, W-Quarters, and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment C-Quarters.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CriticalResearchFailure 10 C-Quarters] make up 1 W-Quarter, and 10 W-Quarters make up 10 C-Quarters. Yes, they'd look different, but how does this not look confusing on paper?
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WriterOnBoard Writer On Board]: Although it's hard to tell what the personalities of most of the good guys are, since they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatCharacter don't really have one], it's awfully strange that they all have the same opinions on sex, homosexuality, and religion that Chris has, and do not mind sharing them when Chris is unable to.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WriteWhoYouKnow Write Who You Know]: The author writes both [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life] friends (mostly his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll so-called "Sweethearts"]) and enemies into the story.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritingAroundTrademarks Writing Around Trademarks]: The reason why ''Sonichu'' exists in the first place: For well over a decade, Chris has been under the assumption that because his teacher approved the idea of using a mishmash of Sonic and Pikachu instead of the actual characters, Sonichu is perfectly legal... as a 'parody' of the two characters if nothing else. Of course, Chris has no idea what a 'parody' actually entails, and uses the term as a cheap get-out-of-jail-free card to prove that (he thinks) he's not infringing copyright.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordSaladHumor Word Salad Humor]: Known as Random-Access Humor.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosRoulette Xanatos Roulette]: The Asperpedia Four's plan to kill <strike>Simonchu</strike> Simonla Rosechu apparently hinges on Simonla going to the toilet in a cinema after the movie is over, going to one particular stall, not having anyone go to the toilet before her and not noticing a Voltorb (a large red and white orb with eyes) poorly hidden behind the toilet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Yangire Yangire]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenerationXerox Sandy Rosechu] hears about Evan killing her her mother, Simonla, a few minutes after being born. In Simonla's trial, Evan is sentenced to being bludgeoned to death by Sandy, who at the time is only a few weeks old. [[:File:SandyKiller.JPG|Here's an artist's depiction.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YearInsideHourOutside Year Inside Hour Outside]: Chris spent nine months trapped in the Time Void, but to him it felt closer to just one month.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLawForever You Fail Law Forever]: As Dethchemist points out, the trial of the Asperchu crew involves numerous violations of Virgina state and American federal law, and the executions are done in manners that grossly violate laws against torture and cruel and unusual punishment. In fact, everything about being tortured to death by a third-grader Pokemon-thing as her father stands by encouraging her is cruel and unusual.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailPharmacologyForever You Fail Pharmacology Forever]: In Sonichu's world, an anti-homosexuality vaccine was created using CWC's "pure" blood. Uh, Chris, vaccines are created using blood already infected with the disease you're trying to cure.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IfYouKnowWhatIMean Possibly subverted.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailReligiousStudiesForever You Fail Religious Studies Forever]: He uses "Do angels have names?" as a pick up line. There are hundreds of names for angels, not in the least Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael, which are still common today.
** It comes from him failing at the common pick up line "Do angels '''like you''' have names?", which he admits to have picked up from a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DatingSim Dating Sim] called ''Sprung''.
** Another example is his complete ignorance of any religion other than mainline Protestant Christianity. He mentions Buddhists celebrating Christmas in their "Buddhist churches." Also, there's one character, Angelica Rosechu, who was raised in a convent by nuns and is supposedly Catholic, but she seems to express all the same theological opinions that Chris does and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility has never actually demonstrated anything that indicates she's Catholic.] She pushed the button to fry Alec on the electric chair, clearly defying the Catholic Church's stance against capital punishment, nor does she seem to share the Church's stance on masturbation. The church she goes to is called the "Samuel Memorial United Christian Church," which is just about the least Catholic-sounding name you could possibly come up with.
** While he grasps some concept of the Christian concept of God, he apparently doesn't understand the doctrine of the Trinity. He mentions "God and Jesus" as if they were separate deities instead of different aspects of the same one, and the Holy Spirit never gets a mention, probably because it's too complex a concept to grasp. His Jesus is also [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TotallyRadical Totally Radical].
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DragonBallZ Curse-yehameha!] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot Yes, he has really yelled the name of a certain king of Hawaii in public.]
** His obsession with the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleOfThree Third Date] is in direct violation of the whole no premarital sex rule of Christianity. As [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWikiRule the CWCki] points out, he repeatedly breaks all Ten Commandments & Seven Deadly Sins (if his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever Daydream Believer] statements are to be believed, yes, this also includes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThouShaltNotKill murder]). He practices witchcraft (with no results, of course), meaning that there's a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheBible Biblical] mandate for his death.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]: Many say this is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good] due to the sheer patheticness. Others find it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible unbearable to read]. You've been warned.
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But the ''Sonichu'' phenomenon cannot be contained by the comic itself. Because Christian Weston Chandler's life is inextricably intertwined with the stories he writes and his interactions with his "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase]", just as many tropes can be applied to his not-so-private life as to his comic. ''Sonichu'' has also inspired a unique type of FanFic, the "trollfic" (not to be confused with a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrollFic Troll Fic]), a normal fanfic with the characters' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterAlignment moral alignments] usually flipped. Meanwhile the blogcasts and chat channels the author uses to communicate with people can be more interesting than the actual comic, and offer profound insights into the mind of Mr. Chandler.
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI A God Am I]: Chris really thinks he can curse people in real life. ''He really thinks he has supernatural powers.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTargets Acceptable Targets] - There is a [[White_knight#Reasons_against_white_knighting|list of reasons]] on CWCki to advise against White Knighting for Chris - for starters, he's homophobic, sexist, refuses to get counseling for autism, and, as a ''major'' selling point for trolls, he always gets over getting trolled, or is oblivious to his mocking.
** Hell, Chris counts as an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AcceptableTarget Acceptable Target] here at TV tropes, too. Any other article this overwhelmingly negative and insulting in tone probably would've gotten purged a long time ago.
** In an inversion, the only hard and fast rules about trolling Chris are that Megan is left out of it, and that "The Wallflower"'s true identity should not be revealed. It's known that Megan is still spooked by what went on and "The Wallflower" requested that her name and personal details be removed.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheAce The Ace]: No, not Chris at all but you! Compare Chris to your life and you may suddenly feel ten times more competent and awe-inspiring. Having a job or getting a date alone is enough to dwarf Chris' successes. Way to go!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdaptationDistillation Adaptation Distillation]: Vivian Gee's [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 audiobooks] are infinitely better than the actual comics. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizxbwMqHfQ Chris's] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMk6TCPG3nA own] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axK8mpHgMVA audiobooks?] ...Not so much.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish]: Vivian's commentary occasionally lapses into this as a result of the subject matter. "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTlfkdsrtbdfgnvetndgnd"
*** "God damn just...look...at...eversfkljdfvd"
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CatchPhrase Catch Phrase]: From Vivian's commentary, "Look at that ____, god damn!" "oh god that face!" "HONOR ROLL MY ASS."
*** For Chris: "*SIGH* Hm, well that's your opinion that I have any catch phasses." (He says those about ten times each phone conversation).
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome Crowning Music Of Awesome]: To make up for the lack of fun in the comics, Vivian amuses herself through her selections for the background music. Transformation sequences (even for males) are accompanied by the ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' theme, infiltrations are set to pieces from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', Darkbind Sonichu's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Leitmotif leitmotif] is apparently "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChronoTrigger Frog's Theme]", "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Music/TomJones Sex Bomb]" plays whenever [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism hanky-panky] is implied, and "[[Power Rangers|Go Go PowerRangers]]" plays whenever the Chaotic Combo is fully assembled. There's also fun [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoundtrackDissonance soundtrack dissonance], such as the Spring Break episode opening with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OminousPipeOrgan The Day of Lavos].
** Not to mention a large amount consists of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kirby Kirby]'' music.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDanza The Danza]: The real Jason Kendrick Howell voicing ''Sonichu''!Jason Kendrick Howell in his audiobook episode.
*** And later troll legends [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiVwrryuy70 Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus joined him].
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LemonyNarrator Lemony Narrator]: Dethchemist, the dulcet-toned narrator. Usually he just does a good job reading the dialogue, but when he does describe the action, he can be slyly snarky.
*** "...Wild replies, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaleGaze staring directly at her chest]."
*** A character produces a handful of change from nowhere: "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove reaching deep into his anus]..."
*** "...his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RougeAnglesOfSatin Thun] attack."
*** "...an utterly emasculated Bionic..."
*** "'[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hermaphrodite I am full of surprises],' she says, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DontExplainTheJoke possibly referring to the male genitalia nestled within her body]."
*** "'I feel as silly as the time that I temporarily gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FilmationsGhostbusters Ghost Command].' ...as he gets up to use the bathroom, we see that Chris is indeed fat and stupid."
*** "'Ohh...,' he thinks as he sees her bent over the dryer with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot a clear view of her underwear]. Overcome with lust, he begins to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate furiously]."
*** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel "His erect manhood is enormous, twisted and bent, like a crooked tree emerging from a forest of pubic hair."]
*** (After hearing about Chris raping his wife) "Listening intently, Wild and Magi-Chan struggle to conceal their disgust."
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MSTing MSTing]: Vivian's audiobook presentations of the comics are littered with snarky commentary, which does a lot to make them bearable.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneOfUs One Of Us]: Vivian noted that "also i laughed at me/dethchemist on tvtropes thanks guys!!111" in episode 21 of the annotated series.
*** "also, god damn you fucking tvtropes people are fast"
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tsundere Tsundere] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrenchJerk French Jerk]: Vivian has shades of this; she seems to appreciate having an audience, yet she realizes that this forces her to suffer through the comics. "Thanks for watching you fucking whores!"
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatTheHellHero What The Hell Hero]: If we take the narrator as someone in the story, then Dethchemist's repeated disgusted comments about Chris and the others' disproportionate brutality toward innocent and jerkish people. The narrator is especially disgusted with Wild over encouraging his daughter to brutally torture Evan.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultChild Adult Child]: Chris-chan himself, obviously, considering his tendency to scream at [[trolls]] over the internet, his apparent belief that one troll would have his soul haunted by the spirit of his dead dog, and his constant [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualDeathThreats empty threats].
** He also admits to still play with his toys at least for an hour, every day.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdOfWin Ad Of Win]: Trolls buy advertising space on the [[CWCipedia]], where they put up banners for gay dating, gay rights, Asperger's, Asperchu, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and pickles] * This is not a joke; Chris hates pickles because they [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight remind him of wangs], all to aggravate the generally intolerant, particularly homophobic Chris. The Gay ads on this website are also LOL-worthy. There have also been ads for background checks and a website to report suspicious activities to.
** Don't forget the "Adopt Christian Chandler" ads that linked to mental institutions and mad houses.
** Or the advertisement for Asperchu's latest issue, which shows Sonichu shooting <s>Chris</s> Ian's knee with a sniper rifle.
** Or the other reecent ones which involve Chris hung up and with limbs cut off while Sonichu stands in front talking, referencing the way Chris decided to kill off certain characters to stroke his ego.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AesopAmnesia Aesop Amnesia]: On 21 March 2010, after his activities on the Internet resulted in his most recent "sweetheart" cutting off contact with him and trolls vandalizing [[CWCipedia]], [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|Christian posted a video]] in which he announced that he's leaving the Internet, claimed that he learned a lot from his encounters with trolls, stated that he doesn't need the Internet and that he's going to "enjoy real life, go out and socialize!" ''Less than two days later'', [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|he returned to the Internet to whine about The Cleveland Show]], and since then he posted several new YouTube videos... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag including two or three in which he announced that this time he's leaving the Internet for real, only to make a new video a few days later].
** Chris attempted to vandalize his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page by removing facts and opinions about himself he didn't like, adding the praise of himself and uploading pornographic drawings. This only made trolls troll him more. What did Chris learn from this experience? Literally nothing - [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|he later attempted to vandalize CWCki]] by removing facts and opinions about himself he didn't like, adding the praise of himself and making his drawing of himself having sex with three women the Picture of the Now.
** And let's just say that despite the fact that revealing his or other people's personal information repeatedly brought troubles upon Chris - something even Chris himself acknowledged in the video from 21 March ("I have put too much of my personal life online to be ridiculed so much") - [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia_page)|he didn't learn to stop doing that]].
*** The list from the linked article proves that most of Christian's "sweethearts" and "gal-pals" were just girls who went to the same schools he did and who most likely hanged out with him out of pity or because teachers asked them to; anyway, apparently it wasn't too important to them to keep in touch with Chris after graduation, as he lost contact with them long time ago. "Sweethearts" he met after his graduation either were trolls ([[Blanca Weiss]], <s>[[BlueSpike]]</s> Julie), eventually dumped Chris and married other men ([[PandaHalo]], [[Kacey]]) or weren't trolls but wanted to be just friends with Chris and eventually cut off contact with him upon realizing that he's a creepy, deranged jerkass ([[Megan]], "[[The Wallflower]]"). Did a history of such "relationships" made Chris rethink his opinion that he's a handsome and charming women magnet? Needless to say, [[Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts_(CWCipedia_page)#How_Do_I_Get_and_Know_So_Many_Women.3F|it didn't]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AirGuitar Air Guitar]: Chris doesn't know how to play guitar. He is apparently decent at ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', though, so he'll sometimes pretend to strum along to songs on his guitar. The problem? So far, aside from a song he played on Guitar Hero, ''none of the songs have had a guitar.'' There is something [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny unfathomably hilarious] about Chris clicking a game controller in pretend-tune to horns and synthesized piano.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs All Animals Are Dogs]: Judging by the fact that Chris [[More for the_crabs|couldn't wait to play with Ivy's hermit crabs]] and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|wanted to walk them]], he seems to believe that crabs behave just like dogs.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Alternate Character Interpretation]: Solid Chris is often called [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], taken from one of his account names, and is portrayed by others as a stupid loser troll who tries to steal Liquid Chris's fame and take over his franchise, ruining his name in the process. [[Liquid Chris]], though obviously the true impostor, is jokingly refereed to as the real Chris, because his videos and songs are much better than Solid Chris's, and because it pisses off Solid. Notably, Liquid Chris has true fans and a good amount of subscribers and friends on Youtube, and a Girlfriend, Kacey, while Solid's fanbase is just a bunch of trolls.
** Also, there's a persistent school of thought that says he must simply be one of the most elaborate, dedicated internet trolls ever, going so far as to get his father in on the gag. This may persist simply as a sheltering hope that no one could be ''that''... whatever he is.
*** Megan has one too as detailed here <strike>[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/41019.html]</strike> links broken anyway according to a guy who used to work at the game place meagan was a manuplative psycho and chris was the victim
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndYourLittleDogToo And Your Little Dog Too]: Why does so much trolling revolve around hacking Chris's PSN accounts? Easy...he's made it pretty obvious that his PS3 is the only thing in the world he loves. That, and Chris '''really''' sucks at password security.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish]: "I NAME IS NOT [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsSPARTA IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!]"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedAdaptation Animated Adaption]: ''[[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model]: For people with [[Asperger Syndrome]] or [[Autism]], Chris Chan is pretty much this, their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Comicbook/Superman Bizzaro], their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainAmerica Red Skull]. The complete negative embodiment of the Autistic Spectrum brought to life. Go onto any AS forum and ask about him and they will either refuse to talk about him or will spew off exactly why they hate him, then the thread will be locked quickly as a result.
** Although he does inspire people to do better in life, simply by looking at what he does and then doing the exact oppositie to ensure you never end up like him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiSue Anti Sue]: Chris IS this. He has ''zero'' positive traits: no standards to follow, no skills to admire, no mindset to enjoy, no life to behold, his body is a wreck, he has no real ambitions, and worst of all, he thinks that he's ''the complete opposite of this.'' It's like he's the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Exalted Ebon Dragon] to humanity; the antithesis to all we should strive for and the embodiment of all our flaws.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArchEnemy Arch Enemy]: [[Clyde Cash]], the most persistent of trolls, is probably the closest to being Christian's archnemesis. Chris himself appears to see Clyde that way, as he (rightfully or not) blames Clyde for all kinds of bad things that happened to him in recent years [[Don't Mess With Me|and occasionally threatens to murder him]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Arson Murder And Jaywalking]: "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel That Is A NIGHTMARE to me], EVEN WORSE than the nightmare I had where I was in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmokeAndFireFactory factory] and I watched [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConveyorBeltODoom PEOPLE lying on a conveyor belt] with their [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSmoking mouths full of cigarettes], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillItWithFire going through BURNING OVENS], coming out singed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AvertedTrope (not] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncendiaryExponent ON FIRE)], then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows dunked into a huge tank of Alcohol] that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisintegratorRay DISSOLVED THEM to DUST] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodAcid like ACID would do], and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeaderThanDead their remains would come out of the factory's smokestacks in puffs of smoke and ashes.] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And another detail, the Front of the factory is SKULL-SHAPED."]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtifactOfDoom Artifact Of Doom]: [[Relics of Fail|The Relics of Fail]], a treasury of home-made... mementos.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asexuality Asexuality]: Chris-Chan has stated in a mailbag reply that he finds it to be disgusting...[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch even though it's one of the things that, if eliminated, would leave even less "boyfriend-free girls" for him.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionWhore Attention Whore]: Combine this with his ego and inability to tell when people are making fun of him, and there's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity No Such Thing As Bad Publicity] for Chris.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AwesomeMcCoolName Awesome McCool Name]: Inverted with Christian Weston Chandler, who, lives up to his pansy-ass sounding name by being a total, hissy-fit throwing wuss.
** Played straight with the trolls who get cool names like Clyde Cash and BlueSpike. Hell, even this obscure character from the children's cartoon [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocketPower Rocket Power] has just [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TookALevelInBadass Took A Level In Badass] with his name, [[Surfshack Tito]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Badass Badass]: Kacey's father, hands down. Firstly, he's an ex-marine who served in the Gulf War. Secondly, after the 9/11 attacks, he was there to look for and to rescue survivors from the rubble. Third, he has a kickass voice. And finally, he was more than willing to give Chris a much needed [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speech] that lasted for over two hours.
** Bob Chandler himself could qualify, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown for walking in on Chris doing bad things] and giving him a horrible time about it (Bob Walks In), and also threatening to literally cut down his internet connection while interrupting a rage-filled demand. (THAT IS MY HOUSE) Let's not forget Alec, however, who also handed out entire [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReasonYouSuckSpeech Reason You Suck Speeches] to Chris with a cool voice of his own, despite Chris's horrible excuses to get out of the conversations.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadLiar Bad Liar]: [[List of Chris's Lies|Chris himself, repeatedly caught out lying]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImplausibleDeniability and defending his lies after being called out on them].
** In an audio recording from 12 April 2010 [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris stated he's got "nothing bad against the Jews", only to use the word "Jew" as an insult a few minutes later]]. It's telling that Chris, who uploaded the recording on the internet leaving it unedited, apparently doesn't see the contradiction here.
*** Anyone with even ''some'' knowledge of Chris [[Chris and hypocrisy|see this as no surprise at all]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Be Careful What You Wish For]: Chris has managed to obtain the fame and attention many webcomic authors would kill for... at the cost of having absolutely no true fans, being trolled both online and in real life, and having a his every movement and flaw put on show for the world to see.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button]: People "stealing" Sonichu is just about the only thing that makes Chris visibly angry. So naturally, that's what most of the best trolling revolves around.
** Chris ''really'' doesn't like homosexual men, and calling him gay often results in him [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday yelling that he is STRAIGHT]. Gay men using the body spray ''AXE'' also set him off, resulting in him writing a ''formal complaint'' to the company who manufacture it, and in the comic his future self has managed to create the ''cure'' for homosexuality.
** Chris also went completely ballistic several times when Liquid Chris managed to start getting trolls to call him Ian Brandon Anderson.
** Being called fat also makes Chris snap. He's actually not ''that'' heavy, but he's in intense denial that he's overweight at all.
*** Actually, he has become fatter than ever, as he barely leaves his room anymore.
** Calling him [[naïve]] will also invoke his rage. It is also apparent that he has no idea what "naïve" means. He also likes to call other people that.
** Chris also will rage at the mere existence of his ED page, the memory of his high school graduation, and his expulsion from college.
** [[Bob Chandler|The Lumberjack]] may also have this quality.
** It is speculated that bringing up his dead dog or Megan could also provoke him.
*** Indeed, judging by CAPS and overall lack of coherence in one of his mailbag replies, [[Mailbag_45#Mistakes.2C_errors.2C_and_ordeals| he doesn't like to be reminded about shecameforcwc.jpg picture]]. Though the person he was <s>raging at</s> replying to also brought up [[Asperchu|another Berserk Button]]...
** Even the slightest mention of Asperger Syndrome seems to send Chris into a frenzy, partially because he believes that Asperger's sufferers are trying to get people to symphathize with them, thereby hogging the spotlight from <s>others who suffer from 'real' Autistic Spectrum disorders such as</s> himself. That, and the name sounds a fair bit like "ass burgers".
** The Asperchu, Asperger's and Liquid Chris issues seem to fall under one particular theme--someone stealing Chris' thunder or taking attention from him. Some of the videos he does related to Clyde Cash in particular almost seem playful or funny, but he's all business and blind rage when it comes to the idea that someone might be trying to draw attention from him.
*** It seems to be more that he's afraid of losing the "fans" he believes he has or that he's afraid people will actually confuse Sonichu/him and Asperchu/"Liquid," when the difference is actually pretty obvious to most people. Same deal with the "I AM STRAIGHT" business. He's afraid that people will actually think he's gay if trolls or anyone else accuse him of being so.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BetterThanCanon Better Than Canon]: The ''Asperchu'', ''Simonchu'', and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'' comics.
** Along with all the other [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanWork Fan Work]s, including this [http://lifefantasyx.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-140419492 fanart].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible Beyond The Impossible]: Chris is the internet's favorite lol-cow for a reason: Every time you think the lulz have dried up, and Chris can't get any more pathetic and/or delusional, he goes and tops himself.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Bishonen Bishonen]: In real life, Liquid Chris is boyishly handsome, if a bit geeky-looking (though the costume probably has something to do with that), but he tends to get this treatment in fanart.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlahBlahBlah Blah Blah Blah]: Chris sometimes answers emails this way. A good example can be found [[Mailbag_32#Parodies|here]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BreakTheHaughty Break The Haughty]: One of the long term goals of the trolls with Chris; to finally break his pride and ego and cause him to realize what an utter failure he is. But Chris's wall of delusion is so impenetrable that it'd probably take the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WonderWoman Lasso of Truth] to get past them. But with trolls being trolls, they will happily do this for as long as Chris exists.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrutalHonesty BrutalHonesty]: Chris simply doesn't seem to possess a sense of shame, and is perfectly willing to upload nudes of himself, sex tapes, or reveal nausea-inducing personal information. "Honest" for Chris seems to be "tell everyone you meet about your sex life (or lack of it) and any disgusting biological conditions."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]: A definite [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life] example, Chandler is the entire internet's punching bag. Everyone mocks him, very few defend him (and when they do, they usually just want his trust so they can find new grounds on which to mock him), and on a few occasions, people who've tried to help him got so fed up with his self-centered, obstinate personality that they gave it up and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeWhoFightsMonsters became trolls themselves.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat But You Screw One Goat]: There's no definite proof that Chris had [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|sexual relations with an animal]] or even wants to, but [[IRC (27 December 2008)|some things he's said about dogs]] can't help but make you wonder...
::I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. You know, like Lassie.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CameraAbuse Camera Abuse]: When Chris has an outburst of rage during filming a video, sometimes he just can't stop himself from attacking his own camera.
** Ironically, this actually improves the quality of some later videos, as the damaged camera makes him look and sound like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaxHeadroom Max Headroom].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CartwrightCurse Cartwright Curse]: <s>Three</s> Two of Chris' "[[Troll|sweethearts]]" (Sarah Jackson, <s>PandaHalo</s> and Ivy) died, and his "[[Troll| gal-pal]]" Sarah May attempted suicide.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CassandraTruth Cassandra Truth]: During the Julie saga Clyde Cash [[Mumble 9.5|told Chris]] that Sarah Jackson, PandaHalo and Sarah May aren't dead that they were all trolls. Christian's response? "I know y'all are feeding me lies right now."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown Caught With Your Pants Down]: The aptly-named video "Bob Walks In." No wonder he wants to cut down the internet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterNameAlias Character Name Alias]: ''Sonichu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NineteenEightyFour 1984]'' has the anonymous main character make up the alias "Winston" when meeting another character, who uses the alias "Orwell."
** This trope was also part of a major trolling scheme against the "original" ''Sonichu'' author, who was successfully convinced that his comic was being plagiarized by an Englishman named Jimmy Hill, who is actually a football commentator.
** "Fans" also commonly use this trope when writing fan mail to Chris. To date, he has received fan mail from famous people such as Levi Johnston, Kim Jong-un, Ron Jeremy, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SerialKiller John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NorioWakamoto Norio Wakmoto], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathNote Light Yagami], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Nozomu Itoshiki], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoctorWho Davros], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadScientist Josef] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis Mengele], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Snatcher Gillian Seed], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Queen Freddie Mercury], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MonkeyIsland Guybrush Threepwood], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Castlevania Maria Renard], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TouhouProject Reimu Hakurei], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DigimonTamers Takato Matsuki], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StarTrek Kathryn Janeway], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMC Billy MC], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro Kasumi], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeonGenesisEvangelion Gendo Ikari], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XMen Max Eisenhardt/Magneto], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeilGaiman Neil Gaiman] and even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LeonardoDaVinci Leonardo Da Vinci]. So far, Chris seems to be none the wiser.
*** However, showing some small capacity to learn, Chris was skeptical when [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StephenKing Stephen King] wrote in for story ideas. He then proceeded to answer a question supposedly written by Chris Brown (the question was about girlfriend-beating, unsurprisingly) immediately afterward. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight] when you realize The Wallflower looks like a gender-flipped StephenKing.
*** Of course, given that Chris's only exposure to the world seems to be video games and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AdultSwim Adult Swim], he probably doesn't know who most of these people are.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChooseYourOwnAdventure Choose Your Own Adventure]: "[http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/stories.htm Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace]", two CYOAs with Christian as the main character. One scenario, "Christian Weston Chandler in Lost in Wal-Mart" has him... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin get lost in Wal-Mart], while the other, "Christian Weston Chandler in Gay Date Rape Forever", has him accidentally go to a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GayBar Gay Bar].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClothesMakeTheLegend Clothes Make The Legend]: Incredibly, there was a time when Chris actually stopped wearing that childish medallion, changed his wardrobe, let a goatee grow and came close to look like an average redneck. Then he shaved and went back to the medallion and striped shirts because trolls "doubted" he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm the real Chris].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CloudCuckooLander Cloud Cuckoo Lander]: Christian himself. Most of his attempts of writing coherently inevitably go awry, leading to some very disjointed prose (and frustrated readers.) Examples include: Chris goes from ranting against Asperchu to describing a bad dream he once had, the Sonichu article on CWCipedia becomes a long and drawn-out description of Pokemon in the CWCville gym, and an e-mail he writes to an anti-troll about sexism becomes a description of the CWCville radio station.
** Well, he actually thinks that cartoons are real and he uses them as role models, imitating their behavior and expecting to get the same results on real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Completely Missing The Point]: In his "Message to the Future" he encourages everyone to stay straight because "everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey." The statement "everything else is vice" was part of a larger statement in which Kinsey was saying that this was what society says and that it was not a particularly effective deterrent. Kinsey, for the record, experimented with mansex.
** In the phone call to Kacey's dad, Chris complained about how hard it was to pull weeds.
::'''Kacey's dad:''' "My ''grandma'' pulled weeds. My grandma had ''arthritis'' and pulled weeds."
::'''Chris:''' "I'm sorry your grandma had arthritis."
** In [[Kacey and Liquid Call|the later conversation with Kacey and Liquid Chris]], Kacey pointed out that [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler#Gameplay video|the LittleBigPlanet level Solid Chris supposedly created for her]] was actually the level he created for <strike>BlueSpike</strike> Julie a few months earlier. Solid Chris responded that it doesn't matter because Julie turned out to be a guy.
** He has also [http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu completely missed the point] of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Twitter Twitter].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicPlaything Cosmic Plaything]: Chris started getting abused at age 1 when he had an abusive babysitter and it went downhill from there. He actually got trolled before trolling even existed (he was locked in a crawl space when he was six when a girl convinced him that Casper lived there). He's become the internet's punching bag and enough painful and embarrasing things have happened to him through his life that the only reason he isn't a Woobie is that he's a "perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional 'high-functioning autistic' virgin man-child". Also, most is self-inflicted.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CouldSayItBut Could Say It But]: [[CWC's Second Message|In the ED-related video]], Chris said that if he were not a Christian, he would tell the people behind the page to go to hell.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]: In aforementioned video Chris claimed: "I would not even weigh that upon my worst enemy", because he's so kind. In [[To_Clyde_and_Jack.MOV|later]] [[9_February_2010|videos]] he actually told his "enemies" to rot in hell.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreateYourOwnVillain Create Your Own Villain]: Chris has managed to do this a couple of times. CChanSonichuCWC just started out doing impersonations of Chris for fun. It was after Chris first angrily told him to stop doing it that he became Liquid Chris and started using his impersonations as a way of trolling him. Ivy originally just wanted a shout-out in a video, but after Chris begged her to be his sweetheart, she just ran with it.
** Another was Vivian, originally a white knight who was trying to help him. Of course, when he completely ignored her warnings that his sweethearts were all trolls, sent death threats to her, and refused to take any of her help, she gave up and started messing with him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreatorBreakdown Creator Breakdown]: Frequently occurs whenever the trolls get the better of Chris, resulting in "stress" (which he conveniently blames for everything that can't be excused away with his autism).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CringeComedy Cringe Comedy]: In its purest form.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]: We need one of these too:
** The Father Call. What's especially awesome about it is that it certainly wasn't the first [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech] Chris had ever gotten, but it ''was'' the first time Chris ever had to actually ''listen'' to one, or risk losing precious [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism china.]
** His dad telling Chris to stop his bullshit or he'll take his Internet. Go Bob!
*** Bob actually said he would cut down the internet, making him the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname "Internet Lumberjack"].
** From the Asperchu Saga, Alec calls Chris out on his entire franchise, how he treats his 'fans', and Chris's grip on reality, but best of all, calmly. And of all the encounters with trolls, under reasonably legitimate pretenses. In particular, Alec telling Chris to "Man The [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PrecisionFStrike Fuck] Up"!
*** On general principles, Alec can be considered to be a walking, talking [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome].
** The first Jack Thaddeus call actually had Chris being the most awesome he will ever be in his entire life. First he shuts Jack up by pointing out that the mails from Miyamoto were from one of those anonymous mail sites where anyone can get any name they want, then he delivers a solid burn to Jack when Jack asks Chris why Jack's parents threw him out at 18 instead of coddling him like Chris' parents.
::"Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?"
*** Alright, this is one momentary speck of inspiration in a lifetime of fail, and he apologizes right after, but props go where props are due.
*** Well, this incident, as well as (a very few) others (like the time he realized that it wasn't real Stephen King who wrote fan mail to him - see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterNameAlias Character Name Alias] above), definitely prove that Chris isn't incapable of thinking logically. Which means he has no excuse for all these times he acted like a complete idiot.
** An anonymous prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hanging up on Chris]] when he tried to make her feel sorry for him hoping that she would have sex with him for free. Possibly the best response to his whining, ever.
** Michael Snyder [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|kicking Chris out of The GAMe PLACe]] (again).
*** Vivian made it even better in her take on it, making a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark South Park]-style cartoon to go with the audio file.
** If they are telling the truth, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/FAQ the trolls tricking Chris into] [[:File:Copy.png|signing off his "rights" to Sonichu to CWCipedia]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of Funny]: So many, but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]:
** Ickeriss66 and the destruction of the first medallion.
** The Jew In The Pickle Suit coming to rescue a girl that they'd set up to date Chris.
*** Possibly the same trolls getting Chris on the booze.
** The Ivy Saga, up until the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThirtyXanatosPileup Thirty Xanatos Pileup] forced trolls to abort. This came complete with Chris leaving a message on his ED page claiming that he knew Ivy was fake due to police investigation. Two months later, he's dedicated a video to the memory of Ivy, who he now thinks killed herself due to his lack of faith.
** Clyde Cash (one of the main trolls behind everything funny that has happened to Chris) got Chris to dress normally, act somewhat normal, and generally not act like himself at all, editing parts of the video to sound like Chris was faking his iconic nasal, high-pitched tone. It ends with Chris mocking famous trolls, saying he's not autistic, and works to support his parents. Many trolls [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OhCrap shat bricks], until they realized [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic Chris would have had to go to ridiculous lengths to fake what he's known for]. Even the most dedicated of trolls wouldn't have started a seven year deception.
** Case in point- Jack Chick.
*** Chris then made it quite clear by then making a video claiming ''he'' had trolled everyone. This revelation of sorts would then lead to the Liquid Chris Saga, arguably a series of CMoF, whereby [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC a guy] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouTube YouTube] posted videos of himself posing as Chris. They were amusing (and disturbingly accurate) on their own, but how Solid Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage reacted] to him made it even funnier. He even got his own [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome] when he [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6t63XMQfg0 played "More Than A Feeling" on guitar] after the real Chris posted a video of himself playing the song on ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]''.
** The events with the impersonator culminated in Chris-chan challenging him to a ''singing contest'' in order to prove his identity as the real Chris. Yes, you did read that correctly. What makes this particularly funny is that, while the impersonator had a relatively decent voice, Chris is pretty much flat-out terrible.
*** Liquid Chris won the contest fair and square; ''one of the real Chris's appointed judges voted for the impostor''. The impostor declared himself the winner (and therefore the real Christan Weston Chandler) and excused himself from YouTube to prepare for the future. The videos and phone calls following this are unbelievable.
*** Real Chris then backpedalled and claimed the contest was never to prove who was the true CWC, despite the fact that he said it was when he started the whole thing.
** The sheer deadpan way the Audiobooks have Sonichu calm down after an anti-homosexual rant: "Instantly calmed by the promise of intercourse".
** The end of [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call between Chris and Alec Benson Leary]]. Chris didn't want to talk with Alec so he made up an excuse to finish the conversation ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm by impersonating his own mother]'' (not his father, curiously) ''"telling" him that he has to clean up cat poop in their kitchen''.
*** And then there was [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|the time]] when he really did have to clean up cat poop, but "slipped and made a mess".
** CWCki's [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|page]] on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica], quoting a post Chris made to his own discussion page, potholing "Why do you hate me so much?" to "Frequently Asked Questions".
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming]: Liquid and Kacey singing "A Whole New World."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome Crowning Music Of Awesome]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxSpOob2J4w This], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be0JuT7qRQo this], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63XxM-Gysfw this]... There's a surprising amount of awesome music, really.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CursedWithAwesome Cursed With Awesome]: Chris's laziness. Why? It's the only thing stopping him from trying to sell ''Sonichu'' merchandise and getting the pants sued off of him by Nintendo and/or Sega.
** Which is a shame, cause God DAMN that would be funny to watch.
** Very arguably, the trolling if you subscribe to the cliché of it being better to have loved and lost than have never loved at all. Thanks to the trolls, Chris believes he's had several 'sweethearts', which would never have happened otherwise. Then again, since none of them fucked him he probably doesn't care.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier Darker And Edgier]: Some fics put the series in a darker prospective, [http://sonichufinale.canalblog.com/ Sonichu Finale] in particular. More recent examples are [http://sonichu.the-comic.org/ Sonichu Is Dead] and [[Fan:The Death of Sonichu|the fic]] on which it's based.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate Dartboard Of Hate]: Adam Stackhouse, winner of the Parappa contest, was a "victim" of this. Michael Snyder, who Chris tried to ''run over with his car'', was meant to be used for this as well.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever Daydream Believer]: Chris believes that all works of fiction (including Sonichu, of course) are real. And his "proof" is how various cartoon characters were shown living together in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Toon Town]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously.]
** Apply some [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic Fridge Logic] to this, and this becomes the reason he adamantly opposes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrollFic parodies or fanfics] featuring his characters: they are ''changing reality,'' and so he has to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Retcon Retcon] any relation to his canon those fics might have had.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadBabyComedy Dead Baby Comedy]: Chris attempted this by comparing Clyde Cash's imminent downfall to ''the freaking World Trade Center attacks''. Needless to say, it failed. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBacklash Horribly].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathIsCheap Death Is Cheap]: As far as it applies to real life, Chris honestly believes people who go to heaven can come back whenever. Which explains why he pleads for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] to "come back soon". And thinks it's ok to depict the deaths of Ivy and Panda-Halo the way he did, since they didn't have any objections. That or he thinks they're just acting. Also for someone who loved his dog, he sure as hell won't let her rest in peace.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moment Of Suck]: Probably the worst thing to come from Chris' magic markers would be ShecameforCWC.JPG, a pornographic drawing of him and his then-friend Megan, first uploaded ''by himself'' to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] under the claim of "replacing negativity with positivity." This was evidently the final straw in a relationship already strained by stalker-ish tendencies and sexual harassment, and Megan has since moved as far away from Chris as possible. Chris doesn't seem to understand what he's done, blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for "twisting" the image against him, and has since reuploaded the picture that cost him what might have been his only friend, claiming that he "needed sexy pictures."
** For added [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm] points, he ''still'' refers to Megan as having "broken up" with him despite her repeatedly telling him they were never together.
** There's also the infamous drawing of him having sex with three women. He has used this piece of creepy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WishFulfillment Wish Fulfillment] as proof that he's straight.
** "Your trope has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."
** "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NauseaFuel I recycle my own semen]."
** Some of his edits to CWCipedia also qualify. Worst offenders include [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|his article about Asperger's syndrome]], [[Mailbag 29|answering Mailbags with "Whatever"]] [[Mailbag 43#Go Fuck Yourself, too!|or insults]] and [[Mailbag 49|expressing hope that gays serving in the military will die in explosions]].
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag Your trope has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.]
** [[CWC Blog#March 2010|Chris insulting both trolls and "Honest, True and Loyal" fans he thinks he has - the latter just because they wanted him to update his comic regularly]]. Apparently he thinks that their demands contributed to the loss of his most recent "sweetheart" on pair with trolls' actions.
** Chris making a YouTube video in which he tells his ex-"sweetheart" that she should be his girlfriend [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm because prostitutes are] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wallbanger too expensive for him]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic And no, he isn't deliberately trying to insult her -] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot he actually thinks that this "revelation" will make her pity him and that she'll agree to be his girlfriend.]
** Even before Chris uploaded ShecameforCWC.JPG to ED, there was his reaction to the fact someone else won ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]''-themed contest he participated in: he [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!|insulted and wished death upon the winner and other people that got more votes]], [[CWC is Angry|filmed himself shooting a photo of the winner with a toy pistol]], [[PaRappa the Rapper contest#Aftermath|created a fake webpage showing him as the "true" winner and openly admitted in an e-mail to Sony that he wanted to win the contest because he thought Megan would have sex with him then.]]
** The nude photos. Then the tape of him with his blow-up doll.
** He also put Sonichu's comic on his resume. The saddest part? It forms 80% of his entire resume ''and'' he is very demanding about which companies would be allowed to use his makeshift franchise and which products he expects to be made out of it.
** Chris using the word "Jew" as an insult to finish the conversation while secretly recording it, then [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|releasing the audio recording of the event]], then [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|ordering the fans he thinks he has to troll Michael Snyder]], and then [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourselfDeeper revealing in a comment to] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWq4pB_Vikw Vivian's video] that "I gave him the finger as I left for real (...) right before the final insult". And he apparently thinks it was funny.
*** Although it was something of an accomplishment for Chris that he actually did realize that the video was intended to make fun of him.
** Creation of [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|the CWCipedia article about "The Wallflower"]], as well as pretty much all Christian's actions described in said article. He stated that trolls discovering her identity was ''her'' fault because "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger SHE HAD TO HAVE A Facebook Page with her REAL NAME and LINKS to her FanFictions on it]", and of course he isn't even remotely to blame for anything. While he was at it, he also once again proved his racism ("the Trolls HAD to stick their n***** noses into my affair"). He expected ''her'' to apologize ''to him'' for cutting off contact with him ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode surprisingly], she didn't do that). And he finished his article about her with the following statement: "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Now she'll have to live the rest of her life with the recurring memory of hurting me like she did. Got-Dang Asexual Woman!]"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Did Not Do The Research]: ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'' accurately portrays Chris as the homophobe he is. However, he is equally fearful of lesbians and homosexual men, despite it being common knowledge that IRL Chris respects the gay population-the female half, to be precise.
** At time the fic was written he liked lesbians, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbx8CBbUsnU that might not be the case anymore] (1:01-ish, if you don't want to expose yourself to too much ear rape).
** Also, Chris has no idea how copyright works; he seems to think that a character is automatically copyrighted the minute you create him, and that mashing together two existing properties makes something legally original. Additionally, he appears to believe that simply drawing a (c) next to the name qualifies them as legal copyrights.
*** Though he has ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity legally copyrighted Sonichu]''. [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?Search_Arg=Sonichu&Search_Code=TALL&PID=8CvxbO0K6jQW0cyX7XU19mX&SEQ=20100105230829=25&HIST=1 Seriously, look.]
**** No, actually not. To be technical, he has merely registered when he came up with the "idea". A registering is only handy for proving that you were there first, should the case end up in a court, and they are therefore pretty cheap to acquire and is generally quickly handed out without much of a preview process. But it does not give you a full copyright, which is a longer, more complicated and expensive process.
** He also doesn't seem to know that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllAnimalsAreDogs you can't take hermit crabs for a walk].
** More recently, he is very tenacious about his belief that autism and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] are nothing alike, and has received several emails from people trying to convince him otherwise, to the point where he's been forced to open a new mailbag section for these emails. The sad thing is, he's started answering these emails with a generic reply [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyJustDidntCare where he basically says he doesn't care,] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger and won't listen anyway.]
*** He also believes that "Asperger's" sounding vaguely like "Assburgers" or "Assboogers" is a legitimate reason for disparaging it. When a letter writer confronted him about this, Chris's only response was to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm make fun of the letter writer's name as well.]
** The best example from his Asperger's vendetta would have to be his proclomation that he "helped cultivate the first generation of autistic people". [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoYeah Yeah.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingToChina Digging To China]: Not used in the normal sense, but it is bizzare just how low Chris will go in order to score.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingYourselfDeeper Digging Yourself Deeper]: Much of what is known about Chris was not gained through hidden cameras or in-depth investigating, but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooMuchInformation volunteered by the man himself] in what was probably an attempt to get the trolling to stop. In other cases, Chris will casually mention in a chat session something that most reasonable people would keep to themselves. For example: Clyde Cash brought up pictures of Chris wearing his mother's undergarments (which only existed due to blackmail), and Chris responded by revealing his severe incontinence. Strangely, Chris doesn't seem at all embarrassed by this, and only gets upset after direct insults.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeMen Does Not Like Men]: Chris hates the entire male population for stealing all the women; excluding himself, his father and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeorgeWBush George W. Bush], or as he likes to put it, 0,000000000004% of the male population (4% times 10 to the power of -12). Given the present population of the Earth, such a percentage would equal significantly less than one complete person.
** This makes his homophobia quite ironic, because, logically, if every man but him, his father, and Dubya were gay, he wouldn't have to worry about women already having boyfriends.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeSpam Does Not Like Pickles]: Chris vehemently dislikes pickles because they remind him of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight a certain male body part]. This hatred is incorporated into the comics, serving as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness] for Sonichu and a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton Berserk Button] for Rosechu.
** This is also because one of the more famous trolls is simply known as "The man in the pickle suit". Ever since he popped up, pickle hatred has run rampant!
** This actually stems from when he was first discovered by a certain imageboard. They originally were just mocking his art, and a troll decided to pretend to do some "fan art" of Sonichu and mail it to Chris out of "admiration." Most importantly was a picture of Rosechu depicted with a penis, which Chris strongly objected to. However, Chris for some reason has an aversion to that word, and absolutely refuses to use it, or any other common phrases to refer to the penis. He instead refers to his own as his "duck" (no, that is not a typo), and refers to others as "pickles." When he saw the picture of Rosechu with a penis, he '''freaked the fuck out,''' and demanded that the troll, who Chris honestly still believed was a fan at this point, that he draw Rosechu again without a "freakin pickle!" The troll responded by sending a picture of Rosechu holding a ''literal'' pickle in her hand. Chris was not amused in the slightest, and the rest is history.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm Does Not Understand Sarcasm]: Chris has a remarkable inability to tell when he's being insulted; any insult that's not outright calling him a name tends to fly right over his head. Some outstanding examples are his edits to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] and CWCki where the facts that the doesn't edit are obviously sarcastic insults, proudly showing off his letter that was printed in Nintendo Power despite it almost certainly having been posted for people to laugh at, and his Screwattack Europe interview, with Guru Larry dropping lines like "Yes, you are indeed a role model to us heterosexuals" or "Yes, I often get people confused with fictional characters" while Chris just stares blankly.
** This may be due to his autism more than anything else, leaving him incapable of detecting sarcasm and instead taking everything he hears at face value. Hilariously, this extends to the newly opened mailbag section on CWCpedia where Chris answers reader mail, although he has a separate section for "hatemail" or otherwise disruptive messages that he still refuses to ignore, and even answers some of them as sincerely as he can (including advice for buying sex toys).
*** Of course, he now just deletes the mails he doesn't like, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite and then claims that he is better than Alec and others because he doesn't censor mail].
**** Or [[Mailbag 50|makes up his own "mailbag"]] by publishing some posts from Sonichu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] forum (that, in his opinion, praise him) rather than answering actual emails. Obviously, he fails to realize that these posts also actually mock him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandard Double Standard]: Alec points out Chris' double standard in him hating gay people because of an incident (that he may have been lying about) when he himself does lots of creepy, hateful things which by his logic should put people off straight and/or autistic people. Also, he states that the Bible tells people to shun gay people, even though it also condemns magic, which Chris (believes to) use all the time.
** There's also [[Mailbag 54|a mailbag message]] where a reader calls him out on his homophobia by explaining how much he hates autistic people for the way they speak awkwardly and how their minds can't function properly to illustrate a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandard Double Standard]. Par for the course, Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint completely misses the point] by explaining that he himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies has no trouble speaking or thinking clearly], and calls the poster [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite an ignorant bigot].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants Draco In Leather Pants]: Mary Lee Walsh is portrayed in trollfics as a beautiful, benevolent woman intent on destroying the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WretchedHive Wretched Hive] / [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic Of Tyranny] that is CWCville. The real Mrs. Walsh isn't particularly glamorous, but she seems to be a pretty good college dean.
** Her ''Sonichu Finale'' portrayal mixes this with a good helping of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkIsNotEvil Dark Is Not Evil]. Finale!Mary has a mischievous streak in her as well as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI god complex] (that is neither particularly illogical given her power nor anywhere near as massive as Chris-chan's in ''Sonichu'' proper), and yet she is still a very compassionate woman who cannot even bring herself to kill Chris when she has the chance.
*** Doesn't help that it was Christopher asking her to kill him. Christopher is a semi-decent person trapped in the body of a stark-raving mad godmanchild, only able to get out during brief moments of lucidity. She wouldn't be killing Christian with her bare hands, she'd be killing Christopher.
** Kacey's dad. Disgustingly homophobic, but he sure puts Chris in his place, and... and that ''voice''!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamingOfThingsToCome Dreaming Of Things To Come]: According to Chris, "it was fortold [sic] unto me in multiple dreams" that he would one day be the father of Crystal Weston Chandler, lending divine credence to his Love Quest. He has also been told by GodJesus that several of his internet girlfriends were the future mother of Crystal, which caused him to look like even more of an ass when they revealed themselves as (mostly male) trolls.
** That also could mean that even Jesus is trolling him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrivenToSuicide Driven To Suicide]: The trolls use this card quite a bit. First off, Ryan Cash's <strike>fake</strike> suicide over Chris threatening to stop making comics was Clyde Cash's motivation for becoming head of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AncientConspiracy The Miscreants] and trolling Chris. After months of trolling did little to affect his target, Clyde followed in his little brother's footsteps and <strike>pretended to have</strike> shot himself in the head. * Really, one of the other trolls, Ching Chong, thought that Clyde had [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CharacterDerailment derailed] his persona somewhat when he started claiming that he really wanted to help Chris and suggested that Clyde killing himself would be the best course of action. After ''that'', Chris would later hear that Ivy had killed herself after he broke up with her when he found out she wasn't real. The comics are also the leading cause of suicide in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxKg4c_J4c plush hamsters].
** In January 2010 Chris drove [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] [[Chris and death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|named Mike Jackson]] to suicide. Being the kind, caring man that he is, Chris responded to the news about his "death" [[Mailbag_52|with a copy-pasted message]].
*** Not just any copy-pasted message, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheyJustDidntCare a copy-pasted message that didn't even fit in context].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows Drowning My Sorrows]: There are hints that this is how Chris spends his lonely evenings, at least when he's not playing video games or masturbating. Alcohol might explain [[6 June 2010|why he thought stalking Michael Snyder would be a great idea]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny Dude Not Funny]: One infamous video has Chris mocking the DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. Thanks to the massive [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBacklash Internet Backlash], it was taken down the next day.
** Of course, Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger then tries to justify his horrendous actions] by saying that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint he was only trying to show how weak Clyde was].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DysfunctionJunction Dysfunction Junction]: A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk Wiki Walk] reveals that the Chandler family isn't exactly the best you could hope for. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Might explain a bit].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Egopolis Egopolis]: In troll fics, CWCville is often presented as one of the authoritarian style.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Ensemble Darkhorse]: Bob Chandler (Christian's geriatric father) is amazingly popular with trolls, despite arguably being ''worse'' than Chris. Most of his popularity derives from his infamous threat of "cuttin' [the family's internet] down", hence his nickname "The Lumberjack".
** Cole Smithy (Chris's maternal half-brother). Considering that Cole has a happy marriage with a hot wife and a steady job at Rotten Tomatoes, Cole is considered everything Chris would be if he were a functioning member of society.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail Epic Fail]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement Oh dear! Oh so many, many things...] In fact, it would be wise to consider Christian Weston Chandler's mere existence as the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TropeCodifier Trope Codifier]. Some people have even commented that he IS the personification and embodiment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsSparta PURE. CRYSTALLIZED. FAIL.] He is the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiftedlyBad loser's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible loser's] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleofThree loser] - just look at [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman Daveykins's] quote at the top of the article if you have any doubt, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt and that's all coming from a 30+ year old man who lives with his parents writing and drawing poorly wrote, poorly drawn comics and fan fiction.]
** Special mention must be given to any of the videos where Chris tries to show off his physical prowess, by doing Herculean tasks like [[11042009 51 50|struggling to lift soda boxes,]] [[30 Push-Ups|almost doing fake pushups,]] or [[Sonichu's Edge|stopping six times to catch his breath in a three minute jog.]]
** Special mention should go to Chris's recent attempt to vandalize the CWCki, which, as usual for Chris, failed.
** Chris tried to paint Michael Snyder as an unreasonable bigoted jackass for refusing to let Chris back to THe GAMe PLACe and tried to get his Internet legions to harass him. Instead, Chris himself comes across as the intolerant jackass, throwing out the word "Jew" as an insult, and now Michael Snyder faces heaps of personal fans, most likely offering to buy him drinks and play at his shop.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EscalatingWar Escalating War]: The Ad Saga on CWCipedia has become one of these. Trolls put gay ads in the sidebar, Chris changes his monitor resolution so he won't have to look at them. Trolls put BIG ads in the middle of the front page so he can't miss them, and he creates his own version of the front page so he doesn't have to look at them. The trolls invest in banner ads that appear on every page of the site...
** A dispute over a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] character involved CWCipedia going down, then coming back with an Asperchu comic named ''Sonichu Revolution'' about copyright infrigement in place of the ads, and then Chris having comic book versions of Asperpedia guys tortured and killed in his comic. In response Asperpedia team gave ad space on CWCipedia back to Jack Thaddeus, and soon after that gay ads were back.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards Even Evil Has Standards]: Bluespike managed to force some trolls-the same trolls that had tricked Chris into taking pictures of himself in his mother's underwear-to feel sorry for the manchild about forty minutes into his hour long confrontation.
** Vivian's commentary for the end of issue #6 just kinda trails off, since there's nothing particularly funny about someone missing a beloved pet.
** Not to mention the backlash that came from the "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DudeNotFunny Twin Falling Towers]" video.
** And of course, see the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman] quote above.
*** No, seriously. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidGonterman David Gonterman] wrote what some people ''still'' call the worst Fanfic online. He ''knows'' what's it like to be trolled, and he's been proven to be a stand-up guy regardless, especially in recent years. And Chris-chan is even making ''him'' shake his head? That's a Real Life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon] sign there.
** It's essentially an unwritten rule amongst the trolls that Megan Schroeder should ''never'' be contacted about anything regarding CWC, as it is known she is still quite disturbed by what happened.
** 'The Wallflower', Chris's latest gal-pal, originally had a quite in-depth page on the CWCki. When she personally contacted the sysop asking that irrelevant information be removed and the page be rewritten under a pseudonym, the requested changes were quickly made.
** In early 2010 a (possibly newbie) [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomethingAwful Something Awful] Goon tried to make a thread on Chris around and included his own encounter with him, he was greeted with post after post of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode "Yeah, torturing the mentally disabled is really fun!"]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheGuysWantHim Even The Guys Want Him]/[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy Flanders]: This is what Chris actually believes. [[Mailbag 22#The implications of this are staggering|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
** Played straight (no pun intended) with Liquid Chris and Kacey's Dad, Matthew.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenNerdsHaveStandards Even Nerds Have Standards]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FurryFandom Furries], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomethingAwful Goons], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImageBoards *Channers], pretty much ''every'' subculture and community on the internet that is aware of Chris-chan uses him as a reference to the lowest of the low. He's quite possibly ''the'' rock bottom of the Internet totem pole.
** Don't be silly... he's '''waaay''' [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiggingToChina below the bottom].
*** Even people with Autism and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] will have nothing to do with him, also being fully aware of what Chris Chan has done in life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilCounterpart Evil Counterpart]: Liquid Chris is the ''good counterpart''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil Evil Versus Evil]: On the one hand you've got an absolutely vile person who's a bigot (called Tito a NIGGER ''several times'', and threw "Jew" at Michael Snyder like it was an insult), a homophobe (stating that they deserve to die by stepping on land mines), and a <strike>borderline</strike> complete sociopath among other evils, but let's face it, his opponents aren't really much better than a gaggle of schoolyard bullies. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarknessInducedAudienceApathy It's really hard to root for anyone at this point.] Nevertheless, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire trolls still have way more supporters than Chris ever will.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm Face Palm]: LITERALLY. EVERYTHING. WILL. MAKE. YOU. FACEPALM. To the point that the PVCC forums have ''SIX facepalm emoticons''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FailedASpotCheck Failed A Spot Check]: Chris complained that Alec chopped off his head in ''Sonichu Revolution'' (which is one reason why he so brutally killed Alec in his own comic), and Alec pointed out that Comic!Chris was completely fine, and that he was only acting. Chris said that it could have been more obvious. The comic literally has Comic!Chris in one piece the very next panel saying don't worry, he's fine, he was just acting.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamousAncestor Famous Ancestor]: [[MySpace messages#Jalena|Christian claimed]] that he's descended from Anne <strike>Boleyn</strike> Bolyn... whose only daughter was Queen Elizabeth I, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVirginQueen The Virgin Queen]. He later backpedaled on that and claimed that [[Mumble 1|somehow Anne was his ancestor "in an aunt sort of sense"]] and that he's really descended from Mary <strike>Boleyn</strike> Boylen. Anyway, [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|he says that's why there should be an article about him on Wikipedia]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Fanon Fanon]: Where all of the characterization comes from.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FatBastard Fat Bastard]: Chris, of course. Though many might say that obesity is ''the least'' of his problems...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FeigningIntelligence Feigning Intelligence]: [[Mailbag 54|In Mailbag 54]] Chris tried to show how smart he is, claiming that he knows the words ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/antidisestablishmentarianism antidisestablishmentarianism]'' and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MaryPoppins supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]''. Incidentally, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShlubbAndKlumpEnglish he misspelled both these words].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishFuel Fetish Fuel]: Mary Lee Walsh, as portrayed in troll comics. Also, Crystal Weston Chandler, the imaginary twin sister of Chris.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant Fetish Retardant]: How about a sex vid, several pictures of his dick, official [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rule34 Rule 34] or a video where Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure a woman orally? '''For your own sanity, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt Take Our Word For It].'''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlexingThoseNonBiceps Flexing Those Non Biceps]: Chris in the "I AM STRONG" video.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoeYay Foe Yay]: Christian's hatred of Mary Lee Walsh didn't stop him from drawing a pornographic picture of her.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ForcefulKiss Forceful Kiss]: [[Emily#Kiss fail|Chris tried to do this at the end of his "date" with Emily]]. Fortunately, he failed.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse]: Chris tried to justify his homophobia claiming that it was caused by [[Bruce Johnson|the (allegedly) homosexual principal of his elementary school who made him sit on his lap]]. Of course, he contradicted himself later, admitting that [[Common Questions#07 January 2010|he started to hate homosexual people after one woman refused to go out with him, claiming she's lesbian]].
** Chris is arguably an inversion, as his massive ego seems to stem from the coddling by his mother, and the lazy attitudes of his father.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Fridge Horror]: When you see all the acts that Chris's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] does, and compare him to the real person, you'll realize that, in a way, ''this comic is his incredbily twisted wish fulfillment, this is exactly how he wants the people he hates to die''.
** ''Imagine what would happen if he actually had that kind of power.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]: He threatened to sue Liquid Chris and ViviG for "selling" ''Sonichu'' merchandise. Because, you know, he clearly owns the rights to his derivative character.
** Subverted with one 'fan', who just got fed up with all this and contacted [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega] directly. No results yet.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFundamentalist The Fundamentalist]: Chris is quick to condemn homosexuals to the fires of hell, but like many fundamentalists is blind to his own transgressions in the eyes of God - he draws pornography, masturbates to pre-existing lesbian porn, threatens to murder people, has made getting laid the focus of his existence, and wears an idol around his neck almost all the time. The CWCki offers a [[Chris and religion|fascinating study]] of his religious beliefs.
::"''I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL!''"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FutureLoser Future Loser]: While he was never sucsessful to begin with, Chris is a pathetic shell of his former, high-school self. And given that he does nothing, he'll undoubtely become a transient, if not die early from his terrible eating habits.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Gaslighting Gaslighting]: Liquid Chris. It counts because the target, albeit already mentally defective, became ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeyondTheImpossible more]'' mentally defective.
** And naturally, most fanworks continue this tradition by having Liquid Chris as Christian Weston Chandler and Regular/Solid Chris as Ian Brandon Anderson.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiftedlyBad Giftedly Bad]: Chris seriously believes that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo his writing and artwork are masterful] and thinks his artistic "talent" is comparable to that of <strike>Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci</strike> Michalanglo and DeVinci, all the while lambasting ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' for its ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck intentionally]) offensive writing and bad artwork (which are still better than his own).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOnGirlIsHot Girl On Girl Is Hot]: Despite his homophobia, Chris is okay with lesbians, mostly because he can masturbate to them.
** Let's remember a few things. He hates gay men because they're gay; he hates straight men (except his dad) because they're straight and take away boyfriend-free girls; he hates asexuals for reasons currently unknown; and he loves lesbians, because they're gay and take otherwise single girls. His hypocrisy is an endless void filled just as infinitely with flawed logic, and he may never understand.
*** Also, in a mailbag where it was pointed out that logically the more gay men there were mean't there would be more single women around, Chris replied that it would make no difference to him. He also has pointed out he began hating the gay population when a woman turned him down because apparently she was a lesbian.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GlassesPull Glasses Pull]: While not always having to do with trolls, Chris dramatically takes off his glasses in his YouTube videos whenever he wants to make a point. This results in him occasionally putting them back on only to dramatically whip them off again.
** Which is a bit hard to take seriously when you have a strap for them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw Godwin's Law]: One of ads makes Chris-Chan out to be like Hitler for his propaganda. Though that's a low blow.
** Yeah. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsultToRocks Hitler had a girlfriend and a job.] Chris is a rabidly antisemitic psychopathic misogynistic small minded prick with a messiah complex. Godwin's Law is only bad when its not completely accurate.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoshDangItToHeck Gosh Dang It To Heck]: [[CWC-isms]], which include terms such as "Duck", "Comeuppance", and the most famous of all, "China".
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Greed Greed]: While Chris [[Chris_and_money|doesn't care much about money]], he's quite obviously obsessed with acquiring material possessions, [[List of Chris's games|particularly]] [[Card games|various]] [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|games]], [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|videos]] and [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|sex toys]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreedyJew Greedy Jew]: In Christian's mind, [[Michael Snyder]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuiltyPleasure Guilty Pleasure]: Is anyone actually proud to admit that they follow the life of Christian Weston Chandler? Probably not, but it's still very entertaining.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappyPlace Happy Place]: CWCville, to a large extent. It seems strange that Mr. Chandler would put his mortal enemies in there with him, but this at least makes it possible for him to defeat them. To outside observers, on the other hand, CWCville is strongly reminiscent of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill]'', a place of mutated monsters that fight and rut for their creator's amusement
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]: ''All the friggin time!'' Even Sonichu started doing it in episode 20.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeyItsThatGuy Hey, It's That Guy!]: Guru Larry from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses That Guy With The Glasses], formerly a part of ScrewAttack as ScrewAttack Europe, is in the trolling scene and has even [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope interviewed Chris].
** More recently, another e-famous Briton (Harry Partridge, better known as HappyHarry, the creator of ''Saturday Morning Watchmen'' and ''Hal the Misinterpretive Porn Star'') has shown his true colours with [[:Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|this]] wonderful piece of fanart.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel]: It's quite easy to send ''Sonichu'' into this territory, and the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier darker] fanfics easily qualify. One that comes to mind is [http://vivig.deviantart.com/art/Girl-Brought-Down-World-CH1-5-102863247 A Girl who Brought Down the World], which is based more upon the author himself than the actual series. Told from the view of a young girl (at least at first), this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NaNoWriMo NaNoWriMo] project shows what just might happen should anyone as insane as Chris get into power. It's... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParanoiaFuel worrisome].
** The fanfic "[[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|Chris Gets Laid]]." ''Especially'' the beginning. The whole thing is filled to the brim with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel], but how it starts is just... ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick oh god]''.
*** Recommended listening during the reading session is, of course, entries from the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SilentHill Silent Hill]'' soundtrack. "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs Betrayal]" works well for the climax.
** Vivian's video "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTe-1wpYfI please...why...please...why...why...]", an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindRape intensely disturbing] theory about what's going on in Chris' head concerning the Megan Saga.
*** Not to mention "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjzm4MtkRbw Halloween 09 is cancelled :(]." Short but HORRIFYING.
** One must wonder what the trolls posing as Chris's sweethearts must deal with. While his displays of affection are creepy enough, imagine being the one actually ''receiving'' them. His declarations of love seem to get crazier over time too: for example, compare [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFZGe_qYct4 this video for Julie] to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zWvJ6xOcio this one for Ivy], which was made about a month later. And that's not including his videos aimed at Kacey...
** One video has him playing out a revenge fantasy on camera where he proceeds to play out slitting [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll Clyde Clash's] throat with an actual knife.
** Then there's his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB0KPHqjwZw Creepy Stare.]
** Hell, pretty much everything Chris Chandler does or says ends up being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel High Octane Nightmare Fuel] in some form or another.
** Perhaps the biggest piece of HONF with Chandler, however, is the fairly-recently-come-to-light way about how he [[Chris and reality#Outside of the comics|perceives reality]]. He doesn't think of cartoons and the like as a storytelling medium; he is convinced that all of them, ''including his own work'', exists in a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit]''-esque Toonland, coexistant to physical reality. This is why he gets so enraged at people who write Sonichu "fanfic" and whatnot, because he perceives this as ''altering reality''. Why is this nightmare fuel? Well, hell, just think about it from his perspective: CWC lives in a world where not just he but ''anyone'' can change the consensus reality ''with the mere power of thought and words''. He essentially lives in an MCEscher painting. Is it any wonder he's so messed up?
*** What makes it really scary is if he really does think all these fictional characters exist, that would by extension make him a mass-murderer.
** This [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHfZ9XCMUQQ video], which looks like it should be the intro for a documentary about Chris-Chan.
** There's something... disturbing in his [[:File:445-SonicTotem.JPG|papier-mâché Sonic's eyes]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight]: In the [http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/liw.htm Lost in Wal-Mart Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace], one of the endings has Chris becoming a Juggalo after fancying a Wal-Mart employee's Hatchet Man medallion. Eventually, Chris released [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWgTHW2NAg this video].
** Another [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight Hilarious In Hindsight] moment (or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FunnyAneurysmMoment Funny Aneurysm Moment], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]) is when Chris says that he didn't have a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathNote Death Note] in a video made shortly after the death of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays BILLY MAYS]. In an email to Vivian, he says "HAVE A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK RIGHT NOW, THE MOMENT YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU GOD DAMN BITCHING WHORE!"
*** Which is made weirder in hindsight when you realize that despite writing this to her, [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|he still considers her to be his friend (or as he puts it, "gal-pal")]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodToneDeaf Hollywood Tone Deaf]: Chris really cannot sing to save his life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePornMovie Home Porn Movie]: Chris declared that [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|he will film himself having sex with a woman for the first (and maybe second) time, and then upload the video on the internet]] so he can finally prove to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll troll]s that HE IS STRAIGHT! Proving that is so important to him, that, if necessary, [[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line|he will film the event without his partner's knowledge and consent]]. And that's not even getting into his previous sex tape of him sharing an intimate moment with a sex doll while shouting Julie's name...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HurlItIntoTheSun Hurl It Into The Sun]: This is what Chris wants to do to the tobacco supply in earth.
** Actually, now he wants to dump it all on the moon since "[...][http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger the smell from all that [tobacco]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm would likely emit from the giant star] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay and stink up our Galaxy]."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hypocrite Hypocrite]: Chris at one point whined about how the winner in a contest he participated in should have been disqualified for breaking the contest rules and then ''admitted to trying to stuff the ballot box in the very same email''. He later sent a complaint to the company about contest participants he thought had violated the rules, saying "It's not a matter of jealousy or loss; it's the principal of rule violations. Justice will be done to the seven people involved in the four violating videos..." The astounding thing is not so much his hypocrisy as the sheer off-handedness with which he admits to cheating immediately after whining about how the contest winner broke the rules, as if he has no clue how such behavior [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss makes him look].
** Furthermore, he is outraged when people steal his characters. If he steals from [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nintendo Nintendo], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sega Sega], or anyone else, though... that's licensed parody.
** Chris is a massive hypocrite, often telling people one thing in order to get with their good graces (e.g. saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people when fans threaten to abandon the comic) and ''immediately'' contradicting it (e.g. saying he doesn't have a problem with gay people at the start of a video, and spending the rest of the video bashing gay people. It's possible that at least part of this is due to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrutalHonesty Brutal Honesty] mentioned above; it's the clash between Chris's desire to suck up to his fans and his complete inability to control what comes out of his mouth). In fact, let's just say this: When Chris extols the virtues of Truth and Honesty, it's ''his version of the truth'' and ''what he honestly hopes the other guy will believe.''
*** Similarly, he brings up how Michael Snyder is a Jewish name, brings up how he doesn't have anything against Jews (which, given that he brought up the subject in the first place, is suspect), then ends the video using "Jew" as an insult like he was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SouthPark Eric Cartman].
** The Mailbag feature on his website is a goldmine for Chris' golden nuggets of hypocrisy, as trolls feed him constantly with messages asking for advice, which Chris is more than happy to dispense but never actually take into consideration himself. He frequently lambasts the posters for being immature and telling them to grow up (when he himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManChild still lives with his parents, spends all of his money on toys and video games and acts like an angry five-year-old when he can't get his way]), get a job (while he has only managed to hold a job for two months of his entire life) and stop using his characters without his permission (but he will not hesitate to copy "fan"-characters and change them* i.e. remove any personality they may have had without bothering to ask first, and will stubbornly claim that the character was his all along when someone calls him out on it, even if that someone is the creator of that character) and slandering him (whereas he is quite content with drawing cartoonish, demonized versions of the people who antagonize him, on the internet as well as real life, and then drawing himself [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DisproportionateRetribution ruining their lives and/or killing them brutally]).
*** As an added bonus, the reason why he thinks he has so much power over Sonichu fan-characters is because he has a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DidNotDoTheResearch Copyright] for Sonichu. So that means ''his'' mashup is perfectly acceptable in the face of two giant corporations, while nobody but him is allowed to do anything ''Sonichu''-related if he doesn't approve of it.
** Chris called ''Asperchu'' "Vulgar Fanfiction", despite he himself writing a series that takes place in some combination universe of Pokemon and Sonic, with various characters having sex and talking dirty.
** http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P98.jpg This "ad." (Hotlinking redirected to a virus, copy-paste the address) Yes, that's a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz]. Talking about how ripping off is wrong. Chris sees nothing wrong with this.
*** Be fair; A [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz] isn't a ripoff, it's an homage. Chris doesn't use ersatzen because he thinks he's being original rather than knowing he's basing things on other things as a tribute.
**** Then how about Chris using not a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaptainErsatz Captain Ersatz] [[:File:Bugsbunny.jpg|but the Bugs Bunny himself]] to condemn <strike>a troll pretending to be</strike> Jimmy Hill for "stealing" ''Sonichu''?
** Christian expects women to accept the fact that he's autistic and love him anyway... but at the same time [[:File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg|he made it clear that he wouldn't be interested in dating autistic women]]. He even noted: "Although I, myself, am High-Functionally Autistic, but that's beside the point", with no hint of him realizing his hypocrisy.
*** He doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a beautiful and obedient <strike>sex slave</strike> <strike>[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudWasRight mother]</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick sex slave and mother combined].
*** In fact, the whole subject of Christian's attitude towards other people with autism/Asperger syndrome/physical deformities etc. is a goldmine of his hypocrisy. Chris uses his autism as a crutch and feels it entitles him to being a recipient of everyone's pity and admiration; at the same time, he gladly admits that he doesn't like to associate with other people with autism, especially people with low-functioning autism, because "[[IRC (17 December 2008)|it would be like looking through a window to hell to me]]", which is why he doesn't want to volunteer to help them. His views about people with facial deformities that make it impossible for them to speak clearly or people with Asperger syndrome [[Mailbag 5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|are]] [[Mailbag 11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|vomit-]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|inducing]] as well.
** Don't forget how he whines and rages about the trolls "ruining" his life while himself is an horrendous troll who doesn't hesitate to insult, menace, curse and even (attempt to) vandalize other people's sites just because they don't give him blind praise or refuse to obey his selfish demands like good, obedient SLAVES. He also [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean#Description|asks his "TRUE and LOYAL fanbase" to troll people he doesn't like]].
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IKnowMortalKombat I Know Mortal Kombat]: You could call [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMP1XmD-cg this] a pretty spectacular aversion. The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS_z-kM64rM fan] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKXtDWOuL4U remixes] are almost as good.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImYourBiggestFan I'm Your Biggest Fan]: [[Robert Simmons V]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IneffectualDeathThreats Ineffectual Death Threats]: Again, all the freaking time!
** "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!"
** '''"DIIIIIEEEE YOOOOOOUUUU!"'''
** "ENNNNNNNNGH! I'll '''SSSTRANGLE''' that Clyde Cash!"
** One of the most unsettling examples is him apparently threatening to kill Youtube user vivitheg and her family. Why? She made audiobooks of the comics, with annotations that mock the various plotholes, inconsistencies and so on. Chris only really noticed them when she announced that DVDs of the audiobooks would be released, and that's when he started raging over her trying to make money off of ''Sonichu''. This was then followed up with Vivian leaking an e-mail he sent to her, in which he wished for her to die of a "goddamn heart attack".
** I'm not afraid to '''SHOW MY FANGS!!!'''
** He has also [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|threatened]] the creator of Asperchu by saying that the ''spirit of his dead dog was going to enter his dreams and eat his soul.''
** He's also tried to threaten CWCki... [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|with a knife]]. The worst thing is that Chris is convinced that his latest ex-"sweetheart's" personal information was removed from CWCki because CWCki people were scared of his earlier threats.* The truth is that the woman herself demanded its removal. This "victory" will probably lead Chris to resort to threats more often in the future, and to make his threats more violent.
*** And here we go: "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|I will find you, I will cut you up, I will beat you up, I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! Blow it wide open!]]"
** "I am going to SHOVE YOUR ASS, DOWN YOUR THROAT, and MAKE you EAT YOUR '''''UNDERWEAAAAR'''''!"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InspirationallyDisadvantaged Inspirationally Disadvantaged]: So, so, so averted.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetBackdraft Internet Backdraft]: A troll convinced a thirteen-year-old kid to fake being a woman and call Chris. Chris, like with many other "Gal-Pals", got an obsession with "her", and the events that followed lead to phone sex and a leaked sex video (don't worry - it's Chris and his blow-up doll pretending the doll to be the kid, when he didn't learn of the gender). When some of the trolls found out about the age, there was a huge troll backdraft... and it was on [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica ED] of all places.
** Not to mention "Twin Falling Towers."
** Chris using the N-word to insult Surfshack Tito also pissed off trolls. In fact, it might have been one of the main reasons why trolls decided to vandalize CWCipedia.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetMimic Internet Mimic]: A very large number of trolls imitate his rather... ''unique'' style of writing which usually consists of: ALL CAPS AT ANY MOMENT THAT NEEDS STRONG EMOTION, Capitalizing Every Important Part Of A Sentence, using certain phrases repeatedly as if they were proper nouns* "I do not listen to those who overreact and condescend to me with LOUD Tones and '''Harshest Attitudes'''." and aping his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism 'CWC-isms'].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InternetToughGuy Internet Tough Guy]: He has threatened people with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FrivolousLawsuit Frivolous Lawsuit]s and Curse-ye-hamehas because they mocked him or plagiarized his work. It doesn't work if the work is derived from another Intellectual Property.
** Now Chris has switched a gear and directly menaces people with brutally killing them with his ridiculously tiny knife. It ''still'' doesn't works because Chris is a well known real-life coward who immediately begs, whines and backpedals at the first sign of danger.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony Irony]: It's rather strange that Chris, nominally a devout Christian, is a fan of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'', a series which has been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement downright vitriolic towards religion in general, most specifically Christianity].
** Not to mention how a Season 9 episode of ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyGuy Family Guy]'' delivered a not-so-subtle message against people like Chris.
** Another to add on is that as much as Chris hates gay men, he hates [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotLikeMen men in general] for "taking all the pretty girls away with none for him to choose from." If there were more gay men, he wouldn't have this problem, now would he?
*** He wouldn't have the problem of women brushing him off with claims of boyfriends, you mean. He'd still have the problem of being an astoundingly creepy narcissist harboring violent revenge fantasies of everyone who has ever crossed him (in reality or his mind) and an apparent lack of boundaries with women he's sexually infatuated with. For some reason, women have trouble getting past that part.
*** In one of the Mailbags, someone actually told Chris that if there were more gay men, he would have less romantic rivals. [[Mailbag 22#The implications of this are staggering|Chris claimed that still wouldn't help him, because... well... yeah]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItsAllAboutMe It's All About Me]: How about the fact that Chris only started ''Sonichu'' the comic series as an accomplishment he could brag about to potential girlfriend candidates, and in fact appears in said comic as the main character's father, the mayor of the city where most of the action takes place, as well as his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] alter-ego with ridiculous [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ComboPlatterPowers Combo Platter Powers] and a Transformer for a car? And this is only the premise...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItGotWorse It Got Worse]: Initially, /v/ only knew two things about Chris. He made a horrible fancomic, and he stalked girls at the mall. Now the trolling has a separate board dedicated to trolling Chris and an entire wiki documenting his life. This happened in the space of a few years.
** Also, Chris-chan's life in general.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie Jerkass Woobie]: On one hand, Chris is a horribly prejudiced individual with delusions of grandeur and is completely out of touch with reality and other people, while on the other he does seem to have genuine problems that Trolls absolutely delight in taking advantage of and enjoy tormenting far in excess in what he deserves if they would have just ignored him. However, it gets harder and harder to feel sorry for him the more you read about him.
** Chris ''wants'' to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie The Woobie], (in fact, he seems to think the best way to get a girlfriend is to get women to date him out of pity) but it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement doesn't quite work.] In fact, one reason the CWCki seems to exist is to make sure that no one is fooled by Chris's "poor me" act by presenting and preserving all his abhorrent behavior.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Bob] could also qualify as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkassWoobie Jerkass Woobie]. A redneck racist and homophobic (he grew up before the Civil Rights Movement, unlike Chris), two of his children want nothing to do with him, the youngest refuses to move out or do anything at all to better himself, and he's stuck in a bad marriage with the youngest's mother. Not to mention that he has to put up with trolling ''and'' being plastered over the internet by his idiot son. He seems to be genuinely lonely as well, based on his interactions with trolls.
*** Although given what we know about both Bob and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteSheep one of his sons], it's likely that the kids are perfectly justified in wanting nothing to do with the sod.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JustifyingEdit Justifying Edit]: The CWCki will often have sections of pages that will try to explain the contents of the article. For example, they say that Chris's incredibly hypocritical look at the Bible is probably due to his priest (the only authority he acknowledges) being incredibly liberal when it comes to alternate interpretations.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Kayfabe Kayfabe]: For example, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BillyMays Billy Mays] from PVCC is <strike>not</strike> dead and was <strike>not</strike> replaced by Anthony Sullivan, Ryan and Clyde Cash did <strike>not</strike> kill themselves, Liquid Chris is <strike>an impostor</strike> the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, and Solid Chris is <strike>Christian Weston Chandler</strike> an impostor called Ian Brandon <strike>Anderson</strike> [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag Something].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog Kick The Dog]: Chris does this on a regular basis.
** A prime example is poor sonichuizcool, a young, mentally retarded girl who was almost certainly the only genuine fan Chris ever had. He, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail of course], mocked her and her disabilities until she went away because he decided, without anything vaguely resembling evidence, that she was a troll. This was before Chris was heavily targeted by actual trolls, so you can't even chalk it up to paranoia.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KidsAreCruel Kids Are Cruel]: Even when he deserved it, one does have to admit that what BlueSpike (13 years) did with Chris (Playing with him, making him do disgusting/humiliating things, including breaking his medallion and ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssShove shoving the pieces up his own ass]'') was cruel. He also seemed to enjoy torturing him.
** And voluntarily spending hours listening to Chris masturbating. It's probably safe to say that he's [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CreepyChild got a few screws loose] himself.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillEmAll Kill Em All]: What seems to be going on in season 2... which is shaping up to be WAY better than season 1!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnifeNut Knife Nut]: Chris somehow managed to obtain a knife. Judging by the fact that in a short period of time he threatened [[Don't Mess With Me|Clyde Cash]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|some other troll]] [[CWC Blog#14 March 2010|and the editors of CWCki]] with it, having a knife makes him feel powerful and he thinks it will solve all his problems. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode This of course doesn't make him look creepy and mentally unbalanced at all.]
** It makes him look like future Prison or Mental Asylum material if he doesn't puts an end to it.
** You have to wonder just how dangerous a 2-inch penknife really is in the hands of someone who takes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongFightingAnimation at least 5 seconds to pull it out and open it with both hands]. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EpicFail When he manages to open it at all].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnightTemplar Knight Templar]: Subverted. He tries to make himself look like one, but it's clear that the only thing fuelling his self-righteousness is ego.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Know Nothing Know It All]: Chris repeatedly proves that he knows nothing about relationships, sex, parenting, copyright, drawing and several other subjects. That of course doesn't stop him from considering himself the greatest expert ever on these subjects and offering advice on them to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LackOfEmpathy Lack Of Empathy]: Chris is a terrifying combination of Autism, which makes it difficult for him to understand when and how to be empathetic, Narcissism which makes him incredibly self centered and a child-like naïvete which makes him simply unaware of what other people consider traumatic. When he ''comforts'' people he usually says "move on" or starts talking about how his dog died. To provide a particularly grisly example, [[Twitter#02 March 2010|when he tweeted about his father's hospitalization]] as a result of congested heart failure, his main concern was apparently his own level of stress, thanks to only getting four hours of sleep. His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hatedom fanbase] had to wait more than two months until Chris finally decided to [[Some Favored Comedians|briefly mention]] that his father recovered... even though in the meantime he posted a few tweets and blog entries, as well as several new videos, raging or ranting on various subjects mostly related to himself, but not even mentioning what was happening to his father. Bob is in his eighties and has had four heart attacks; his hospitalization isn't something that should be taken so lightly.
** To be fair, his father isn't the most likable person there is; it's not a very good [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FreudianExcuse Freudian Excuse] but neither are great people. Bob's only popular becuase he antagonizes Chris.
** Let's face it, at this point, it's likely that it's finally impossible for Chris to even understand ''humanity or basic emotion''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LarynxDissonance Larynx Dissonance]: Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu: The Animated Series''. By her second appearance, she has a very [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVentureBrothers Dr. Girlfriend-esque] voice, despite the fact that every other female character is voiced by either an actual girl or someone at least trying to attempt a girl's voice.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLeisureSuitLarry The Leisure Suit Larry]: Chris has elements of this: He's been dedicated to his ''Love Quest'' for years now, but his methods have been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement modestly questionable] (he used to loiter around shopping malls drawing comics and playing with his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NintendoDS Nintendo DS], hoping a Boyfriend-Free Girl would eventually notice him). In fact, the only reason the ''Sonichu'' comic exists in the first place is so that Chris would have at least one significant accomplishment with which to impress potential mates.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LegacyCharacter Legacy Character]: Many trolls adopt the persona of the Man in the Pickle Suit, a shadowy and nefarious figure whom Chris believes masterminds the trolling efforts.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LimitedWardrobe Limited Wardrobe]: Just like his comic character, he tends to wear the same style of shirts over and over again. A line in the comic about how he couldn't even imagine himself in the lead of a story he was reading unless he looked at himself in the mirror to remember his appearance seems to indicate why he wants his appearance to be as static as possible (and perhaps why he can't see himself as being overweight).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralMinded Literal Minded]: Due to combination of his autism, unwillingness to learn [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement and just not being very smart in general], [[Chris and English#Semantics|Chris tends to interpret figurative speech literally]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads Of Characters]: Between Chris, his immediate family, his extended family, his gal-pals, his "sweethearts", and his trolls, there are easily over 40 people to keep track of.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LogicBomb Logic Bomb]: At one point during ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'', the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar Author Avatar] must stop Chris from having sex with her. She does this by telling him that he can have sex with her, but only if it's a threesome with another man. Cue Chris leaving the room in confusion.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveAtFirstSight Love At First Sight]: Basically every single couple in the comic, while Chandler himself is a big proponent of this as well, falling in love with pretty much any female he has extended contact with, and on one occasion actually ''proposing'' to a woman he had never actually met. He seems to think he'll marry the first woman he has a successful date with.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveMakesYouCrazy Love Makes You Crazy]: On the silly end of the spectrum is Chris making videos for his girlfriend's pet hermit crabs and hopping around like the Easter bunny. On the scary end of the spectrum are videos like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBUzZowEt1E For My Sweetest Ivy]. All for the same girl, incidentally, who made Chris ''particularly'' strange.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveTriangle Love Triangle]: First there was Chris/Blanca Weiss/Sarah Jackson triangle, which ended when Sarah died in a car crash (don't worry, Chris moved on). Later there were Chris/PandaHalo/<strike>BlueSpike</strike>Julie ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilarityEnsues hilarity ensued] when Panda and Julie "[[IRC (04 January 2009)|found out]]" that Chris was a two-timer) and Chris/PandaHalo/Clyde Cash (who [[IRC (21 January 2009)|hinted]] that he wouldn't mind turning this into an OT3) triangles, which ended when <strike>Panda died in a bushfire</strike> Chris convinced himself that Panda died in a bushfire (don't worry, Chris moved on). And later there was Solid Chris/Kacey/Liquid Chris triangle, which ended with Kacey dumping Solid Chris and marrying Liquid (don't worry, at the same time Solid managed to "[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright]]" ''Sonichu'', which was enough for him to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RunningGag move on]).
** He moved on before that. He practically said Liquid could have Kacey as long as Solid was acknowledged as being the real Christian Weston Chandler.
** The Ivy Saga wasn't free of these either. Even though Ivy was the recipient of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel particularly memorable] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LoveMakesYouCrazy displays of Chris' affection], said affection did't stop Chris from cybering with <strike>a troll</strike> Vanessa Hudgens.
** Christian's videos from mid-March 2010 are somewhat incoherent, but it looks like he is convinced that a mysterious troll nicknamed Surfshack Tito "stole" his latest "sweetheart" from him. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MurderTheHypotenuse And for that reason Chris wants to murder him.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LyingCreator Lying Creator]: "Original characters" my ass.
** One hilarious one that could have easily been averted was accusations that Rosechu was male because she lacks the shortened tail female Raichus have in the 4th Generation Pokemon games. How? By initially explaining how Rosechu was created prior to the 4th generation games. Instead, he edits a portion of his comic to show Rosechu having a blunted tail like 4th Generation female Raichus, and claims it's been this way the entire time. Even if he did edit the source as well, there's still countless things he's drawn with Rosechu that do not have a blunted tail. Because he follows this logic, trolls now acknowledge that Rosechu was always [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transvestite male].
*** In [[Mailbag 49#Revisionist history|Mailbag 49]] someone actually pointed out to Chris that he could handle the issue by stating that Rosechu was created before there were gender differences in Pokémon games. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SureWhyNot Chris agreed]... and then once again claimed that he never drew Raichu with pointed tail.
** For a better list on how much he lies, [[Lies|check here.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManChild Man Child]: Chris is pretty much the dictionary definition of this trope, with a hint of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild]: Both his family and his welfare check have allowed him to live as a child eternally, playing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGames/Pokemon children's card games], filling his bedroom with toys, spending all his disposable income ([[Chris and money|and more!]]) on games and exhibiting the [[Chris and art|artistic abilities]] and [[Chris and anger|social skills]] of a 6-year-old.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MassHypnosis Mass Hypnosis]: In response to an increasing number of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fans] who claimed that they won't read ''Sonichu'' anymore and that ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asperchu Asperchu]'' is better, Chris released [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|this video]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MathematiciansAnswer Mathematician's Answer]: In one of the [[Mailbag 28|Mailbags:]]
::'''kaybear@mail.com:''' You're almost 28. Why do you think you are still a virgin at your age?
::'''Chris:''' Because I still have not ever had sexual intercourse.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeaningfulRename Meaningful Rename]: In 1992, after "the bear," a performer in a bear costume playing in a band at the local mall, confused Christopher's name for Christian, the young Mr. Chandler took it as a sign from God to change his first name to Christian.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMolester Memetic Molester]: Chris. Especially regarding poor Megan.
** The Megan fiasco is actually quite unsettling when you find out more about it; from the e-mails she sent him telling him to stop touching her, to his attempt to take her to a hotel in an apparent bid to have sex with her.
*** There is absolutely nothing "memetic" about it when you consider Megan.
** The scariest part of the whole thing is that Chris claimed that if he ''hadn't'' drawn porn of her, he "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NearRapeExperience might actually have done something really dumb and stupid]." [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Jesus. Christ].
*** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeLogic And drawing porn of your own best friend isn't something really dumb and stupid?]
*** Compared to the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttemptedRape alternative], it's Mensa material, especially since the porn finally convinced his friend to get the hell away from him. That's not what Chris intended, of course, but, really, who cares?
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]
** "Get away from the Internet! I'm cuttin' it down, right now!" Bob Chandler, Internet Lumberjack.
*** From the same Saga: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick "Julay! JULAAAAAAAAAAAY!"] (Though that one's become an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverusedRunningGag Overused Running Gag] by now.)
** [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]].
** And who can forget [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild "I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!"] [sic]
** Many "CWCisms," to the point that he practically has his own tropes, used here ("pedofork," "virgin with rage," "dirty, crapped briefs," and so forth. Basically, any particular phrasing you see twice in even ''this article'' came from something Chris-chan said, or was found on the wiki that is frequently linked to here.)
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotListeningToMeAreYou Your meme has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MinorInjuryOverreaction Minor Injury Overreaction]: Count Graduon, the head honcho villain of the comics, is named for Chris's graduation, at which he cried because he didn't get an award for his art "skills". Most villains based on real people are demonized versions of those who were upholding the law against public solicitation of sex and gave him the appropriate punishment.
** He has also [[9 February 2010|declared]] the loss of his personal wiki, of all things, the worst thing he has suffered and declared his wish to execute the people presumed responsible. And later he actually had them tortured and executed in his comic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MisaimedMarketing Misaimed Marketing]: Chris is outraged by the fact that, despite its hideously chauvinistic ad campaigns, Axe body spray is mostly popular among gay men.
** While technically not marketed, Chris's comic is aimed at children. Its readers consist mainly of either trolls or troll sympathizers.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MissionFromGod Mission From God]: Chris ''will'' get laid. Not to prove his heterosexuality. Not because that's what he thinks being an adult is all about. No, he will get laid so that he may father Crystal Weston Chandler, because GodJesus ''commands'' it.
** Though it seems that proving his heterosexuality is at least equally important to him (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePornMovie Home Porn Movie] above).
** It's also worth noting that Chris Chan is a bit selective about which missions from GodJesus he accepts. He tried to justify his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex] claiming that God and Jesus ordered him to father a daughter in one of his dreams... but in the same dream he also supposedly saw himself having an office job, and yet [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker we don't see him engaging in any "quest for office job"].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoeAnthropomorphism Moe Anthropomorphism]: [[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]], the CWCki's official mascot.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoneyDearBoy Money Dear Boy]: Chris, after wishing death on her several times, made Audiobook director Vivitheg a peace offering via email, apologising for his rash attitude. He then asked that he be paid for 25% of any profits made from anything related to the Audiobooks. Smooth, Chris.
** She complied by giving him 100% of all profits. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext And the audiobook is free].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash]: Regular viewers of his online hijinks alternate between sympathy for Chris on the one hand and angry impatience with his conceited idiocy/occasional expressions of prejudice on the other. Just about every comments section for his videos has several people remarking that they "remember why" they don't always feel sorry for him.
** Christian's habit of finishing his statements with wishing everyone a good day or showing a peace sign sometimes creates unintentional Mood Whiplash. For example, Chris wished everyone a good day right after [[Attraction Sign|writing: "And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff"]], or [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|yelling that HE WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!]]
::"Death to the trolls, peace to everyone else."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon]: Bluespike, though there is some debate as to whether it was making Chris destroy his medal and put the remains where the sun doesn't shine or yelling at him to burn down his house.
** There's also Bluespike being a thirteen-year-old and having phone sex with Chris. This enraged a great deal of Chris trolls.
** Chris himself has done a couple of things that could be considered MEHs, such as the creation of ShecameforCWC.JPG or his reaction to Panda's supposed rape (or really, ''anything'' involving Chris and rape, as he has a rather... [[Chris and rape|skewed]] opinion on the subject). If not those two, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDjrjr3b7M his mocking of 9/11] certainly counts. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards It even pissed off the trolls!]
*** Don't worry, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNDfdFCHU2U he apologized]... and reused the Twin Towers picture... as candles on a cake... aflame... which he snuffs out.
** He spent half a year mourning the death of his dog. It is known that he broke down in tears over it half a year after the event transpired. Panda, on the other hand? Twelve hours later he was cybering with Julie.
** And speaking of Bluespike, during the conversation he clearly cared more for his PSN than he did "Julie."
** Then there was the leaked email exchange between Chris where his half-brother is begging him for help resolving questions he has about his parentage... and Chris ignores this to ask for his help with ballot-stuffing an internet contest. Yes, he's that cold and self-centered even with his own ''flesh and blood''.
** How about Chris responding to the death of a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll fan] with a copied-and-pasted message about how "[their] letter has been read fully, and [their] thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement"?
*** To be fair, the whole thing was blatantly fake.
**** Christian thought it was real, though.
** Don't forget how Christian Chandler attempted to run over a Mall guard with <strike>his</strike> his mother's car after they kicked him out for soliciting sex.
** If Michael Snyder is telling the truth - [[6 June 2010|which, if you read between lines, Chris-Chan himself pretty much confirmed]] - Chris taking photos of Snyder's daughter and attempting to run him over with a car. Chris claims he was taking pictures of Snyder to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DartboardOfHate throw darts at it], and that Michael jumped on his car. The former does sound plausible, given Chris as a person, though it may not be the whole truth. The latter... not so much.
** He shows no distraught over the death of his own father. The only thing stopping him from undoubtely being a Complete Monster is the fact he can't act out his twisted imagination in real life.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother My Beloved Smother]: Chris's mother Barbara seems to be pretty damn overbearing of him... quite possibly to an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoYay improper] degree.* Chris himself admitted that [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|he confides in her about his masturbation habits]], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick so really, anything is possible here]. It's clear that her constant pampering and indulgence of Chris and his antics, along with her obvious reluctance to seek any actual professional assistance for Chris and his disadvantages, played a major role in turning Chris into the reclusive, socially inept and narcissistic [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JerkAss Jerkass] that he is today. When it comes to her treatment of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie poor old Cole Smithey], though, she crosses the line into out-and-out [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbusiveParents abusiveness].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NamesTheSame Name's The Same]: Whoever Ian Brandon Anderson ''really'' is, he's probably not the frontman for Jethro Tull. That's Ian ''Scott'' Anderson.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm]: Chris' personal conduct is a great source of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm Narm] because his entire self-image seems to be a stunning example of either rampant self-deception, [http://gagne.homedns.org/~tgagne/contrib/unskilled.html this phenomenon in action], or some combination of both. He seems to be blissfully unaware of what a laughable failure on virtually every level he is and to genuinely believe himself to be an intelligent, nice, handsome, strong man [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie who has endured horrible and totally undeserved suffering], and whose enemies are only out to get him because they're bigoted against autistics or otherwise bad people, and he conducts himself accordingly. This results in all sorts of unintentional comedy. Like him [[I AM STRONG|trying to]] [[Chris Loses It|be intimidating]]. And him responding to being called on his complete lack of worldly accomplishments by [[Father Call|making simple household chores like pulling weeds out to be some kind of heroic effort and suggesting they're comparable to serving in the Gulf War]]. Or [[Tobacky|claiming to have an IQ of over 300 while demonstrating he has no clue how big the solar system is]] and that [[Semen#Recycling|he apparently thinks]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever you can "recycle" ejaculate back into your sperm count by swallowing it]. Or writing such narmy lines as "[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/Megan_Saga my heart was hit so bad, that it sprung a leak... it leaked pain, torment and the deep feelings I had held in for so long. *sigh*]", which are hilarious when you contrast his rhetoric with what his conduct suggests about the true nature of his emotional life (namely that he's a selfish, egotistical, borderline sociopathic man-child whose "pain" and "torment" is mostly resentment at the world not always accomodating his king-sized sense of entitlement).
** [[:File:Chrisreply3.PNG|"Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu; Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' PICKLE!!!! IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE, AND YOU MAY SPREAD THIS QUOTE TO OTHER ADULT FAN ARTISTS, I WILL CREATE YOU IN SOUL CALIBUR III AND BEAT YOU UP LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!!"]]
** "[[Mailbag 21#In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God|I feel like I am quick-decisive, I can move like a ninja, and my mind is sharp.]]"
** "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER NEW TERRITORY THAT MAY OPEN NEW CREATIVE DOORS WITHIN YOUR MIND. ARE YOU 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER?]]". Because nothing opens new creative doors within one's mind like [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FetishRetardant atrociously drawn Rule 34 pictures].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NationalStereotypes National Stereotypes]: It seems that Christian's entire "knowledge" of [[War Paint Video|Native Americans]] or [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|"Brits, Irish and Scots"]] consists of nothing more than these stereotypes.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NauseaFuel Nausea Fuel]: "Recycling." Why ''why WHY'' would you film yourself... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WaterfallPuke ugh]...
** You will never look at fanta the same way again.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeutralEvil Neutral Evil]: Chris doesn't feel the slightiest remorse when he dishes death threats, begs Jesus to kill his "enemies" and tries to use the superpowers that he thinks he have to doom anyone who doesn't like him to Hell for all eternity. He comments (and feels PROUD) to have attempted to run over a mall guard with <strike>his</strike> his mother's car after said guard kicked him out for soliciting sex, AND also comments he needs to masturbate to "keep his hormones under control and keep himself from assaulting women." He only cares about himself, feels completely justified to do whatever it takes to get what he wants, feels absolutely NO remorse for the horrendous things he does to others, and absolutely refuses to admit he may be wrong after all. Some people honestly think that it's a matter of time until Christian ends up causing a tragedy IRL and his victims will never know why.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverLiveItDown Never Live It Down]: Chris only used the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnusualEuphemism Unusual Euphemism] "niggos" (instead of "n----rs") once, but it's been mocked endlessly. (BlueSpike was trying to make him say ''"BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers."'', but Chris changed the last word.)
** And now, the sequel: insulting a troll by calling him "n----r". Time only tells if he'll ever live this one down either.
** And dirty crapped briefs. And the photo of him in his mother's underwear. And drinking his semen. And... yeah, Chris tends to get a lot of these.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NeverMyFault Never My Fault]: Chris absolutely '''will not''' ever admit that he is at fault for any of the bad things that happen to him, even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm saying his elementary school board was somehow to blame for his adult failures.]
** One of the more infamous episodes also doubled as a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon Moral Event Horizon] for many. Megan, who by all accounts, by even the most jaded trolls, was an absolute saint for wanting to be friends with Chris, continuing to hang out with him even after he endlessly tried to touch her, was convinced they were dating when she made it ''emphatically'' clear that they were not, and in general was just an all round Jerkass to her. Then, after he started getting trolled, in a ''bizarre'' move, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticStupid somehow expecting doing so would make him "victorious"] uploaded several self made rule 34 drawings, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive including one of Megan]. She, very apporpriately, was horrified, and severed all ties with Chris, finally having had enough of his sexual harrassment. Chris to this day blames the trolls for driving away his only friend. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It Hero].
** He also blames his failure at getting a girlfriend on the "Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor," apparently not realizing that, first off, claiming to be in a relationship already is a handy way to not give someone you have no intention of dating your number without just saying "you're fat, ugly, and creepy." He also absolutely refuses to acknowledge that the manner in which he acts, including but not limited to, blatant sexism, unwanted touching, poor hygiene, and insistence on discussing his comic with all potential dates, tends to act as a deterrent for the opposite sex.
** While he never actually blames outside individuals for this one, whenever a new troll poses as a girlfriend for him (there have been literally dozens), many white knights feel compelled to warn him over and over that they are trolls, but he refuses to listen to them. It's quite ironic; he thinks the trolls are white knights, and the white knights are trolls. When the troll eventually reveals themselves, Chris' reaction is invariably him displaying shock, and claiming he never could have seen it coming.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It Hero]: Chris removed the wifi antenna from his PS3 in an attempt to get rid of a bug that was put on it.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Noob Noob]: Despite spending the majority of his time and income on gaming, Chris has been described as "pretty terrible at all the games he played", routinely losing to small children before he got banned from The Game Place.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotListeningToMeAreYou Not Listening To Me Are You]: Typically noticeable in phone conversations, plus having to be prodded just to give a response in RL conversations.
** "Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts." - Infamous response to multiple letters in Mailbag 52. One of which was a widow informing Chris her husband died due to his inaction. He claims to have been simply stumped on what else to say. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Facepalm Except he does the same to an automated message regarding the memorial.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotQuiteDead Not Quite Dead]: Clyde Cash and PandaHalo.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneEmployee Only Sane Employee]: In the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimatedAdaptation Animated Adaptation], Ms. Allison shows signs of this with regard to running the city. In fact, she's probably the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan only sane person] in the animated adaptation.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OrwellianEditor Orwellian Editor]: Chris is very, very intent on correcting the internet's twisted image of himself (specifically that of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica]) with varied degrees of success... to the point where he has essentially copypasted the ''entirety'' of the ED article on himself (which is already horridly out of date) [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan and applied a series of personal corrections].
** He has also gone back and corrected any of his CWCipedia articles if they contradict what he would currently say about what has happened. He may not be as thorough as the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NineteenEightyFour Ministry of Truth], but he has that same motivation.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PantyShot Panty Shot]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanDisservice Chris,] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taiBe4ct_So halfway into this video.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaperThinDisguise Paper Thin Disguise]: Liquid Chris. The scary part is that Solid Chris thinks people are actually falling for it.
** ''Solid Chris himself'' partially fell for it. He still thinks that Liquid's name is actually Christian Weston Chandler; in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth call between Solid Chris and Alec Benson Leary]], Solid referred to Liquid as "the other Chris".
** Chris himself apparently tried this in a series of phonecalls to Liquid's girlfriend, impersonating Liquid. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BluffTheImpostor It didn't work], but [[Kacey Phone Call|Kacey humored him and played along]].
*** The best part is that both Chris and Kacey forget that Chris is supposed to be impersonating Liquid. Chris doesn't catch on.
** Chris once also attempted to infiltrate an IRC conversation between major trolls. With the nickname of "SonichuClone." While claiming to be a 30-year-old troll named Bill Riley. Using ''[[:Image:BillRiley.jpg|this]]'' as his picture.
*** Before that, he attempted to impersonate a troll whose e-mail account he hacked* well, actually a troll who allowed Chris to hack his/her e-mail account as a part of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit Batman Gambit] when contacting Jack Thaddeus. [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|Hilarity ensued]] because Chris learned a bit too late that the account he hacked belonged to Jack's "daughter"; and even after he caught on, he impersonated her so badly that it made Jack remark that he should "stop acting like a Chris Chan."
** He also once vandalized his ED page [[George W. Bush#ED Edit|while pretending to be George W. Bush]].
** Recently, he attempted to vandalize the CWCki using the account "GodofThunderGodofWar", failing as usual. He was quickly discovered thanks to his Unique Writing Style and some IP testing and got treated with all the respect he deserved.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParanoiaFuel Paranoia Fuel]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperDemographics Many of us] love videogames and cartoons (Japanese and otherwise) that are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeripheryDemographic probably intended for people younger than ourselves]. Many of us have had romantic difficulties in past. Some of us may write our own webcomics, or other [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TroperWorks Troper Works]. And many of us are ''terrified'' of being [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NotSoDifferent like Chris], the ultimate otaku, a terrifying mirror held up to anime, manga, and video game fandom.
** People with Asperger's Syndrome or other forms of autism already see him as an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AntiRoleModel Anti Role Model].
** Another frightening thought: if anything we produce, either in real life or online, becomes such an object of derision as to inspire entire wikis devoted to our failures.
** Furthermore, if you were [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SonicTheHedgehog Yuji Naka] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Satoshi Tajiri] and learned how badly some guy got messed up over ''your'' creative works.
*** Want to make this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Irony even] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel better?] Tajiri has Aspergers.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny People's Republic Of Tyranny]: The True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville, named "in a way similar to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea." A place where Chris' initials are plastered everywhere out of "love," a non-elected "mayor" makes dictatorial decrees, the autocrat's secretary has to do all actual administrative duties while the head of government runs around chasing tail, what sparse buildings dot the landscape are run-down and lopsided, and the only relief in sight is a guerilla movement headed by the dean of the town college.
** Also, anti-homosexuality laws enforced by ''constant psychic surveillance.''
*** Repealed only because it would force the psychic in question to watch homoerotic thoughts, not the invasion of privacy.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PetTheDog Pet The Dog]: One of the trolls, Vivian, sent Chris's dad a present for his 82nd birthday.
** Jack Thaddeus removed the biggest and most hardcore ads from CWCipedia after the news about Chris' father's hospitalization.
*** In addition, several trolls have sent Bob flowers and other gifts while he is hospitalized.
** Clyde Cash, one of the most notorious trolls, hacked into Chris's Club Nintendo account... and bought President Barack Obama a Mario hat while he was at it.
** Perhaps the only positive trait Chris has ever had was his relationship with his dog, Patti. He actually seemed to care about her, and was genuinely distraught when she died. Keep in mind, this is the guy who didn't mourn the death ''of his own father.''
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePigPen The Pig Pen]: People who have encountered Chris in real life have said he smells like a homeless man or rotting fruits, due to his replacing of showers with Axe body spray. Also, there's the subject of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure dirty, crapped briefs]...
** The real irony is that [[The_GAMe_PLACe|he uses hand sanitiser immediately after shaking someone else's hand]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePollyanna The Pollyanna]: Chris is regularly harassed and humiliated, but rest assured he'll be back on Youtube beaming about his latest endeavour in no time.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PopStation Pop Station]: Chris's version of Vivi Gee and Dethchemist's ''Sonichu'' audiobook.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PottyFailure Potty Failure]: Dirty, crapped briefs. Chris compares the fact he occasionally shits his pants as a grown man to an infant child doing the same thing in diapers. The fact he brings this up during an online conversation with Clyde Cash makes this absolutely pathetic.
** Eating nothing but fast food and drinking nothing but soda and power drinks for years, while completely removing fruits, veggies and fresh water from his diet? It's a miracle that his digestive system could still work, especialy with all the candy and sweets that Chris stuffs down his throat every day.
***[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies Stuff…candy…don't…][http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint Chris stuffs vegetables down his throat!] [[Chris and English#Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm|He stuffs green beans! He stuffs broccoli! He stuffs corn! He stuffs carrots!]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild]: Chris. He easily fits the "manchild" part, and <strike>may</strike> now definitely qualifies as a psychopath as well.
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* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestForSex Quest For Sex]: Nowadays it's obvious that Christian's "Love Quest" is actually this. He wants to get laid so badly that he's willing to reveal all kinds of personal information about himself, including details about his masturbation habits, as well as draw pornographic comic starring himself, photograph himself wearing diapers and film himself running around naked and displaying "random-access humor", masturbating, humping a love doll, drinking his own semen or demonstrating how he would pleasure a woman orally if he thinks it will help him score. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick And yes, he actually did all these things]. Interestingly, though perhaps unsurprisingly, one thing he won't do to get laid is actually improving himself, as evidenced by the [[Jackie e-mails Part 3|Jackie e-mails]].
** He also won't pay for a prostitute, despite spending well over a thousand dollars on games he will never play.
** He is also too coward to even talk to a prostitute, as some trolls once sent TWO hookers to his house and according to them, he panicked and hid behind of his mom until she asked them to leave.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsLove Rape Is Love]: Implied in the 'relationship' between Clyde Cash and PandaHalo. Chris now believes that they are [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HappilyMarried Happily Married].
** Chris-Chan also believes this to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TruthInTelevision Truth In Television].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityIsUnrealistic Reality Is Unrealistic]: Clips of one of Chris' videos was featured on a radio show, prompting one of the hosts to say that if Chris were a character in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DavidLynch David Lynch] movie, he'd think Lynch was trying too hard.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech]: Pretty much all of them. Basically anything that ''CChanSonichuCWC'' ('the impersonator', 'Brown Chris', 'Liquid Chris') posts.
** There has been at least [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYCLNJGaZgQ one time] Chris has delivered a very effective [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The Reason You Suck Speech] ... [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm to himself.]
*** Kacey's father gave Chris what is essentially a two-hour-long version of this in a phonecall.
** Alec Benson Leary delivered a few of these to him in the phone calls, calling him out on being lazy and belligerent. And Chris hung up.
** ''Sonichu Revolution'' is pretty much one big TRYSS in comic form, calling Chris out on his ego, laziness, unoriginality and hypocrisy. Naturally, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint this all flies right over Chris's head] and he just complains about the violence.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity Refuge In Audacity]: Several fanworks, including ''Sonichu the Animated Series'' and ''Sonichu is Gay''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheRemake The Remake]: The [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeviantART deviantART] member [http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/ gabmonteiro9389] is [http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Remake-Issue-0-Cover-117025346 redoing] ''Sonichu'' and giving it [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoCoolItsAwesome awesome] art. The crap story is still there, but at least the eyesore isn't.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror Considering] the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColdBloodedTorture contents] of later issues, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary better art might not be such a good thing].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Rickroll Rickroll]: An ''unintentional'' example, [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008#Video|believe it or not.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheRival The Rival]: Liquid Chris; a literal rival in the singing contest. In his videos, Liquid shows himself as a sort of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodModeSue God Mode Sue] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Doppelganger Doppelganger] to Chris, copying his mannerisms and (claimed) skills, but doing them pretty well: Liquid actually is fairly handsome and quite talented. Liquid claims to have grown up and taken his creation ''Sonichu'' to future success in the video game and comic industry, much to the chagrin of regular Chris.
**And now we have Alec Benson Leary's [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperchu], which Chris now believes is "stealing" Sonichu's fanbase.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RootingForTheEmpire Rooting For The Empire]: Some of the troll depictions portray the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as heroic rebels trying to overthrow a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychopathicManchild Psychopathic Manchild] dictator and his army of superpowered enforcers.
** More humorlously, and technically in an instance of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEmpire The Empire] rooting for itself, when Chris depicted 4chan as a building, "The 4 Cent Garbage Building," where ''Satan'' works as a receptionist, the building is 72 (66 + 6) floors tall, and exists mainly to display Chris's poor sense of humor, he chose to depict its employees as having only one job: drinking beer all day. Instead of being offended, as Chris hoped, the unanimous response was "Fucking with Chris and drinking beer all day and getting paid for it? That sounds like the best job ever."
*** And drawing [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour Rule Thirty Four] art.
** From the Meta angle, arguably, anyone who takes sides (see [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilVersusEvil Evil Versus Evil]).
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SadisticChoice Sadistic Choice]: Bluespike/Julie/Max is a master at this.
** More recently trolls put ''Sonichu'' comics on sale on Lulu.com, forcing Chris to choose whether he should officially condemn them, thus breaking his earlier promise that he will leave the Internet (and presumably upsetting some external force that almost certainly made him make that promise in the first place), or whether he should keep aforementioned promise and just watch his precious ''Sonichu'' being "stolen" from him. [[F Abstinance|Chris made his choice rather quickly.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SecretTestOfCharacter Secret Test Of Character]: Both Clyde and Bluespike used these on Chris. He failed all of them.
** Clyde worked with PandaHalo to claim she was raped and pregnant with his child. Chris treated the rape like it was an affair and agreed to give the hypothetical child to Clyde the moment he offered to do so. Later, Panda made use of the Australian Brushfires to fake her death. Chris moved on to Julie in less than twelve hours.
** Speaking of Julie, during his hostage negotiations with Bluespike, he caught on to the secret test (He had to pick Julie or his PSN account) and picked Julie, expecting that he'd pass the test and get the PSN back for making the right choice, revealing that Chris sees women on the same level of overpriced gaming consoles.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SevenDeadlySins Seven Deadly Sins]: Chris embodies ''all'' of them. Thankfully, Sloth means he will never act seriously on the others... or at least he won't act on them [[6 June 2010|most of the time]].
** Sloth: He is a parasite who lives on government welfare checks, doesn't work, and can't be arsed to maintain his shitty comic or improve himself.
** Lust: He owns all manner of sex toys, has had sex with a blowup doll, views female friends as women who are withholding sex from him, and generally acts like a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush creepy stalker] to gal-pal and stranger alike.
** Wrath: He throws tantrums, verbally abused his college dean, and shouts internet death threats all the time.
** Envy: He is jealous of men who have girlfriends, and blames them for preventing him from having one (instead of his poor hygiene, awful manners, deplorable behavior, stalkerish tendencies, multiple prejudices, no job, etc).
** Greed: He is an extremely materialistic individual who has stolen several thousand dollars off of his parent's credit cards.
** Gluttony: He overeats on junk food and other assorted crap.
** Pride: He is incapable of taking criticism, he considers his poorly drawn cartoon on par with professionals, he sees himself as entitled to so much despite providing so little, and generally acts like a smug, pompous brat when he isn't raging or sad at some relatively trivial thing.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfDeprecatingHumor Self Deprecating Humor]: In a FAQ, the CWCki wonders "who really has no life here: Chris, or the people who obsessively document and debate everything he does?"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfInflictedHell Self Inflicted Hell]: Chris is basically strangling himself with his internet connection.
** There's even a saying among the trolls: "No one trolls Chris better than Chris."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfFanService Self Fan Service]: Mary Lee Walsh went from being an old lady in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Canon canon] to being a beautiful succubus-resembling demon in trollfics.
** Justified in that Chris's art style is so crude that at first most people couldn't tell she was supposed to have gray hair, the only real visual indication of her age in the comic. Early "fan" artists assumed she was younger and had blond hair and red horns instead of a yellow helmet. The design just stuck afterward.
*** That, and because when the people saw her, they interpreted her golden viking helmet, again, due to Chris' terrible art skills, as her being depicted as having Marylin Monroe like blonde hair, and little she-devil horns. Troll's admiration of her calling Chris out on his bullshit, one of the few people who don't know him from the internet, coupled with the crude representation of her in the comics led to them interpreting her as a [[:File:Sonichu Finale 2 Page 23 by Plombard.jpg|sexy blonde she devil who trolls Chris IRL]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexIsCool Sex Is Cool]: This seems to be a central part of Christian's world view. He apparently thinks that because he is obsessed with his "Love Quest" and wants to have sex so badly, everyone else should want it as well, and he's unwilling or unable to comprehend that someone [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CelibateHero might not be involved in romantic and/or sexual relationship out of choice] and perhaps even [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Asexuality might not be interested in romance and sex at all]. This belief also shows up in his comic, as he finds it necessary to pair his Sonic recolors up and refuses to break them up (because they simply can't be happy if they aren't in relationships), makes <strike>Mary Lee Walsh</strike> Slaweel Ryam say that she became evil because she was never loved and eradicates asexuality in ''Sonichu 10''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShlubbAndKlumpEnglish Shlubb And Klump English]: Chris tends to misuse words and phrases that aren't even in common usage in modern English (phrases like "I do not care much for" instead of "I don't like." He even makes up words occasionally (like "instinctions" instead of "distinct instances"). These made-up words have been dubbed "[[CWC-isms]]" by his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll followers].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Shoutout Shoutout]: ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGearSolid Metal Gear Solid]'' is very popular with CWC trolls, which can be seen in their antics and parodies; shoutouts to the series are so rampant that it warrants its [[Metal Gear Solid|own page]] on the CWCki. To a lesser extent, ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Earthbound Earthbound]'' references (especially of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NightmareFuel Giygas]) are also common, though mostly only in [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanVid fanvid]s.
** Chris-Chan himself is like a real life version of Porky Minch: Just compare CWCville with New Pork City. Or rather, don't.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SignificantAnagram Significant Anagram]: Trolls have noted that "Christian Weston Chandler" is an anagram of "AntiChrist Enhances World." Hmm...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SkewedPriorities Skewed Priorities]: [[Common Questions#22 February 2010|On the list of the worst things that have ever happened to Chris]], posted by the man himself, deaths of his "sweethearts" PandaHalo and Sarah Jackson were ranked ''below'' apparently more tragic events, such as trolls hacking his PSN accounts and his original ''Sonichu'' site, as well as him getting banned from the game store where he used to play ''Pokémon'' and ''Yu-Gi-Oh''. And poor Ivy wasn't mentioned at all. For that matter, neither was Chris' aunt Corrina ''who died in real life''.
** There's also the fact that he doesn't want to kill his Sonic recolors, because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DaydreamBeliever they are real to him...] yet in the comic he gleefully murders (sometimes in a gory way) ''real people'' who "wronged" him. In fact, Chris in general empathises more with fictional characters than with real people. For example, he was only in a mild disagreement with a troll roleplaying as [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThoseWackyNazis Josef] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadDoctor Mengele] [[Mailbag 35#In which Chris almost figures it out|who suggested marking the homosexual people and taking them to camps to experiment on them]]; by contrast, he seemed genuinely disturbed by [[Mailbag 54|the other troll's suggestion to include in his comic a character that used to eat baby Sonees (i.e. Sonichus' hatchlings) alive or put them in blenders and drink them]].
*** And still, even though his Sonic recolors are real, sentient beings for him, and even though he is probably more attached to them than to real people, he killed Simonla just to get his CWCipedia back. Interpret that as you will.
** Also, Chris thinks that it's A-OK to show sex and graphic violence in his (allegedly child-friendly) comic, yet censors [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous even mild swearing].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlacker The Slacker]: At the advice of his father, Chris has declined to seek a job, and instead subsists on his "monthly tugboat," $800 of Social Security funding. Records show that American taxpayers' money have bought Chris a PS3 and [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CaughtWithYourPantsDown literally gone up his ass]. He'd fit the trope perfectly were it not for his puritanical views on drugs (although his exposure to drinking may change this).
** Now he claims that he had "Never been Really Sure on the whole making money thing, or of any other aspirations"; that he does ''Sonichu'' for fun; hates that it's "being pressured onto me like as if it was a Job" (read: hates that people try to make him ''at least update his own webcomic regularly''); is "tired of trying to please MILLIONS" (because he tried so hard...) and says that fans (or "fans", as he put it - apparently he considers only [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Lickspittle those who accept everything he does as perfect] to be his TRUE and LOYAL fans) who told him they stopped reading his comic because he failed to update it regularly are "among the People I am most annoyed with". In short, apparently he doesn't want to make money off ''Sonichu'' anymore, not because he's afraid of Sega and Nintendo, but because he realized that it would require working on his comic regularly.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo Small Name Big Ego]: Despite there being at most ONE ''Sonichu'' fan, Chris has confused the people watching him out of horror for a devoted fanbase, and still entertains dreams of ''Sonichu'' video games and merchandise. During the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Chris believed that the big man of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Nintendo Nintendo] himself wanted to meet with him, and even made a slideshow presentation about a proposed Sonichu game (which turned out to be mostly about Chris and his creations), in which he claimed professional-level drawing skills.
** Even worse, he was certain that Miyamoto would be more honored to meet ''him''.
** Chris's madness has been growing to the point where he seems convinced he can ''curse people,'' and has been falling back on "my Love Quest is a divine mandate!" more and more. Be afraid.
** Most of Chris's narcissism seems to stem from the few contests he has won during his lifetime, one being a raffle he entered as a child for $1000 worth of Sega games and won by sheer, dumb luck, and another being a GameStop ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GuitarHero Guitar Hero]'' contest he won after his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanHaters Fan Haters] voted for him in droves, which lead him to believe that his work had a sizeable fanbase. Ever since then, Chris has been obsessed with success (he threw a massive hissy fit when his high school neglected to reward him for his art skills, and another when he lost a ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]''-themed contest and accused the winner of cheating), and frequently appeals to his "True and Loyal fanbase" for help against the trolls.
** It's gotten worse: Apparently, Christian has [[Chris and copyright#Copyright registration|applied for a copyright for the name Sonichu]] with absolutely no thought of the repercussions he could suffer if Nintendo and/or Sega discover his completely unoriginal character. Big Ego indeed. By the way? One fan e-mailed Nintendo.
** Not only that, he seriously believes that [[Chris and Wikipedia|he deserves his own article on]] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThatOtherWiki That Other Wiki] and believes that his birthday (February 24th) should be a ''national holiday''.
** As it turns out, [[Mailbag_48|he thinks he has "way over a million fans worldwide"]] (perhaps [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|even more than a billion of them]], though in this case [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMath he might not have realized how high the number he typed was]).
** Additional proof of both his gargantuan ego and him being completely out of touch with reality: [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)|he thinks he's "the Mayor of Cwcville, VA, IN REAL LIFE as its Main Creator"]].
** When Chris contacted troll who hacked his PSN accounts, he sent (among others) 17 rather incoherent messages that ended with the phrase: "[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails#The last straw 7/12/09|thou will only be forgiven truly if thou returns the Accounts thou has stolen from the son of God who truly has Christ in his name and in his heart]]" (the "son of God" portion referring to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AGodAmI Chris-chan himself]). He also threatened the troll that "God will reign down with a Vengance upon you until you give me back my Japan, Spain, Hong Kong, France and Germany Playstation Network Accounts".
** Not as spectacular as above examples, but Chris [[Some Favored Comedians|stated that he'd like Jerry Seinfeld himself to respond to one of his Youtube videos]]. Apparently he doesn't think it's unlikely that Seinfeld would do that.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmugSnake Smug Snake]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnowNothingKnowItAll Chris thinks that he's smarter than everyone else], and frequently tries to use his "brilliance" to take advantage of others. In particular, he made several attempts to manipulate people to do something he wanted them to do, forgive him for his misdeeds, agree with him etc. He usually tried to achieve these goals by invoking pity in other people, for example by [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|bringing up his autism, the fact that he's a virgin,]] [[Mailbag 45#Mistakes, errors, and ordeals|"deaths" of his "sweetheats" and constant trolling]], [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|by describing nightmares he had]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|or just by faking sadness]]. He even tried to make Megan forgive him for creating ShecameforCWC.JPG [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|by telling her that he suffered more that she did]]. In addition, he lies to achieve his goals (like the time he impersonated Liquid in an attempt to trick Kacey into sleeping with him), makes promises with no intent of keeping them (like promising Kacey that he'll find a job and move out of his parents' house) and tries to weasel his way out of doing things he doesn't want to do (e.g. the whole Simonla saga). He tries to be [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManipulativeBastard Manipulative Bastard], but one small detail prevents him from being one: he is utterly, hopelessly incompetent at manipulating people.
** Ironically, whenever people notices he's attempting to manipulate them, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OutGambitted they play along and end up manipulating him to do stupid or embarrasing things instead].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good]: Christian's life, from the perspective of his "fans."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]: The more you learn about his life, the more it goes from "funny" to "depressing."
** A more specific example: [[Christian's sex joke]].
** Chris himself appears to be a rare example of a person who lacks ''any'' positive qualities. Even real-life [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompleteMonster Complete Monsters] typically have some degree of intelligence, charisma or motivation. Chris has none. It's as if somebody tried to see how bad someone could get, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki.php/Main/GoneHorriblyRight and sucseeded.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SophisticatedAsHell Sophisticated As Hell]: The CWCki has more than a few articles that list some well thought out, scientifically minded speculations as to the reasons for why Chris does one thing or another... and then the last reason is along the lines of "and because he's a fucking idiot."
** "In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick fecal incontinence (the other one being ramming stuff in his shit tube)]"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SockPuppet Sock Puppet]: What Chris tends to do to convince himself and the internet at large that he has a fanbase that doesn't consist entirely of trolls - one such instance being the above-mentioned ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParappaTheRapper Parappa The Rapper]'' contest, where he posted comments about his own videos to hype himself up.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SorryImGay Sorry, I'm Gay]: Chris has claimed he hates homosexual men because a woman turned him down, claiming she was a lesbian. No, this does not make sense.
** Of course, this is most likely a lie, since he used to claim his hatred of gays came from a principal he didn't like and thought was gay. However, we are dealing with a highly [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator] here, chances are Chris is a huge liar, and he just hates gays because he's a bigot, or because he's in a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoUnfunnyItsFunny So Unfunny It's Funny]: Compared to the pitiful attempts at "humor" in the comic itself, Chris's "random-access humor" will have you ''howling'' with laughter.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]. Many consider his oafish butchering of the ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MontyPython Monty Python]'' angle he shamelessly ripped it from to be simply painful to listen to.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpannerInTheWorks Spanner In The Works]: At some point in early 2010 Chris met a new "sweetheart"; at the same time almost certainly he was advised by someone wishing him well, most likely his parents or his pastoral counselor, that talking about said "sweetheart" on the internet, declaring his undying love to her in YouTube videos, revealing her identity, etc. will attract trolls.* While it can't be completely ruled out that he realized this without anyone's help, which would mean he has some limited ability to learn, his later actions cast doubt on that; after said "sweetheart" cut off contact with him, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot he repeatedly dropped not only her pen name, but also her actual first and last name] However, Chris couldn't completely resist the urge to announce that he found a "girlfriend", thus proving to trolls that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday HE IS STRAIGHT]. For some time, he tried to have it both ways; he stated that he met a new girl and that relationship was progressing, while not revealing her name, and asked everyone to [[CWC Blog#14 February 2010|"leave me with my relationship, and not make me feel intruded by inquiring constantly"]]. This, of course, was practically daring trolls to start looking for information about her. Still, while trolls would probably succeed at identifying her anyway, it could have taken months if Chris just shut up... but [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive Chris being Chris], in March 2010 he revealed one of the pen names used by his "sweetheart", thus making it possible for trolls to identify her.
** Of course, most trolls weren't ready to jump on this. They were more interested in seeing how it panned out. Then a random troll points out a link that leads to the CWCki. This resulted not only in her cutting off contact with Chris, but also with Chris having knowledge of CWCki. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Breaking It, Anti-Hero].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpeechImpediment Speech Impediment]: His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeepSouth southern accent] notwithstanding, Chris has a notable tendency to slur his speech (for example, pronouncing '[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page' as 'Encykkapeedya Drammaka Paysh'), drop various letters from words and even switch them around, most likely due to his autism or lack of general verbal contact with other people. He also has trouble pronouncing the letter X, resulting in him talking about how much he hates 'homosetssuals' and uses 'Atsse body spray'.
** When those two aspects begin to intersect with his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Angrish Angrish], that's when you need the CWCki's transcripts, as he starts to become extremely unintelligble.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplitPersonality Split Personality]: In an August 30th, 2009 web address, Christian stunned observers by holding a conversation between himself and "Christopher," a la [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheLordOfTheRings Smeagol and Gollum]. This has been [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SplitPersonalityTakeover incorporated] into a number of trollfics.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Squick]: There's pictures out there of the author wearing his mother's underwear or diapers, and these are the ''good'' pics because at least he's wearing ''something''.
** An ad involving the trolls exposing Chris for being a liar and a thief over the Simonchu character, and have him fingering his mother in a callback to his shecameforcwc.jpg picture.
** When the image was originally conceived, the artist stated that he was "just drunk enough to try". And it seems that Chris may have been scarred by the image as well.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerShrine Stalker Shrine]: The worrying [[Megan Shrine]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush Stalker With A Crush]: When he's looking for a girlfriend, Chris camps out "attraction locations" and scares the bejeezus out of store customers or library patrons. When he ''has'' a [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Troll girlfriend], Chris scares the bejeezus out of observers with his displays of devotion and obsession over them.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StatusQuoIsGod Status Quo Is God]: Chris refuses to change his lifestyle or work any harder on his comic. This is best highlighted in cases where a girl named Jackie, who actually seems interested in Chris (only having met him over the net) tries to change him for the better, either by getting a job or taking his comic seriously. [[Jackie|She fails, and it turns ugly.]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StepfordSmiler Stepford Smiler]: ''Capering Berries'' decided to make Simonla out to be a mindless clone.
** [[Stare|Chris's creepy stare]] also qualifies.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StormingTheCastle Storming The Castle]: Essentially what the trolls do to Chris' websites, they hack them and vandalise them untill they are completey unrecognisable from what they once were. On the 26th of May it happened to the CWCipedia again, forcing Chris to abandon it to the trolls for good. It remains to be seen where he will go from here.
** Probably he will never try to recreate it elsewhere. Not because of the trolls, but because Christian finally realized that keeping the CWCipedia updated and running involved WORK, which he absolutely hates.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StoryArc Story Arc]: The CWCki has divided Chris' recent history into "[[saga]]s" based upon who he was angriest with/infatuated with at the time.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheStraightWillAndGrace The Straight Will And Grace]: Chris and Megan used to be this. Likely not to happen with any other girls, as Chris considers the idea of "Just Friends" to be disgusting.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StreisandEffect Streisand Effect]: Has happened to Chris several times, but probably the most notable is the video tour he made of his house - which, as some people pointed out, was such a mess that the Virginia health department would be likely to demolish it if they saw the footage. The result was [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|this infamous video]], where Chris pleads his personal army to take down every mirror of the video. Naturally, the footage (and everything else Chris has deleted) is mirrored on a separate Youtube account maintained by a troll.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StupidStatementDanceMix Stupid Statement Dance Mix]: A relatively common type of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanVid fanvid], since Chris's nonsense makes for great material. Of note are [http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/071DE54B39B5698E Vivian's remixes], which are mostly set to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameMusic Game Music]. Liquid also contributed [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M his own] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMusicOfAwesome amazing] mix.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StylisticSuck Stylistic Suck]: Liquid Chris's paper medallion and incredibly half-assed fake fatness (the latter dispensed with altogether after the first few videos). These features only served to wrankle Real Chris further, who didn't take the cue that this was not a sincere attempt at impersonation. Also, Robert Simmons V, who showcased incredibly poor 'fanart' alongside sharply contrasting quality drawings.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SubliminalSeduction Subliminal Seduction]: In [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|this video]]. It's bizarre, to say the least.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeThat Take That]: ''A Girl who Brought Down the World'' has all the appearing trolls portrayed as a bunch of insane anarchists, who only want to see the world burn at the hands of Chris because [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItAmusedMe they believe it to be funny].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TearJerker Tear Jerker]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAhBoYfWy4 Childhood pictures of Chris]. Where did it all go so wrong?
** Y'know, people laugh at this guy and his antics (including this troper) but when one gets down to it, this really is sad. If not for super shitty parents Chris could actually have become a functioning person with autism. Instead we have one more racist, homophobic, arrogant, elitist, jerk-ass in the world who can't even function or learn that it's not okay to be so homo/race-phobic. Mind you due to his parents Chris may very well have grown up to be a homophopic racist, but crappy parents to autistic children exist and they don't have the '''benefit''' of amusing or spurring people to improve themselves.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheConspiracy The Conspiracy]: In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwCldRr0kDc this video], Chris claims the reason he is a hopeless, friendless loser is due to the entire Greene County School Board of Education conspiring to remove him from Chesterfield County (and his high school friends) through some nefarious, dastardly means. Note this happened at least ten years ago.
** He also seems to believe that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic somehow Greene County School Board is responsible for his ban from The GAMe PLACe]. Hell, it's quite likely that he believes everyone who "wronged" him in his life is a member of evil and powerful conspiracy using its resources to cockblock him, [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|just like in his comic]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheTetrisEffect The Tetris Effect]: Playing [http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/bq1o8yBlHtPu_cwc-in-kick-the-autistic this] with one of his videos going in the background is surprisingly cathartic.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FourthDateMarriage Third Date Nookie]: Chris has an unshakable belief that if you can make it to the third date, sex is automatic. This pops up in the comics as well.
** Actually, he views sex as a payment that must happen by the third date at the latest. He's on record as claiming that he'd do it on the second date if the girl was OK with it.
*** Looks like he ultimately decided that he doesn't even want to wait until the second date - [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu on his OkCupid profile] he stated that he wants to be contacted by women who "are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date", along with naming his Hook Cafe profile 'direct2sex'.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TomatoInTheMirror Tomato In The Mirror]: The alternate ending to [[Fan:CWCVille_1984|"Cwcville 1984"]] reveals that the narrator was Sonichu all along.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive Too Dumb To Live]: Chris... or so you'd think, except for the fact that he somehow manages to survive.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MyBelovedSmother An overbearing mother] and a "monthly tugboat" might have something to do with it.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooSpicyForYogSothoth Too Spicy For Yog Sothoth]: The #tropers [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MST MST] channel's attempt to take on the comic led to several contributors taking a break from MSTing and the MSTing system being completely revamped. This is the same channel that ''laughed'' at ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheEasyBreather The Easy Breather]''.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TransparentCloset Transparent Closet]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Opinions are divided] on whether Chris qualifies. One thing is certain though: telling him that he does [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton guarantees getting a strong reaction from him].
** [[Homo#Evidence that Chris is a homo|Most straight men don't have to "Keep themselves straight."]]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Transvestite Transvestite]: Rosechu. Cemented when Chris tries to reason that having a blunted tail makes 'her' female. 'She' never, ever had a blunted tail. While trolls almost always depict her having a 'pickle', after this, she gets depicted as a transvestite, too.
** Chris himself, there being the infamous pictures of him in his mother's bra, and more recently, he has decided to be up and front about wearing a sports bra in an effort to conceal his manboobs. That's right. In an effort to ''hide'' his manboobs, he ''reveals'' the much more embarassing fact that he wears a bra. Which he calls his "muscle bra."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrashOfTheTitans Trash Of The Titans]: A video tour of Chris's house revealed room after room almost completely filled with heaps of junk. Cue troll attempts to get the Greene County Health Department to condemn his home.
** It truly is unbelievable how trashed that house is. A few fair-sized rooms are filled at least 4-5 feet with nothing but junk. If you imagine any instances of this trope in fiction, you'll find that that house [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample exceeds all of them in terms of complete and utter messiness.]
** Rumor has it that some are trying to influence them to take part in one of the several make-over/reality shows focused on pack rats that cropped up recently. This very well could change their lives for the positive since, as far as many of us can see, the root of their problems comes from them keeping so much trash and isolating themselves in a fantasy world.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname Troll Nickname]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetalGear Liquid Chris and Solid Chris]. Also "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pokemon Snorlax]" and "The Internet Lumberjack" for Barb and Bob, respectively.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Narrator]: Chris's stories about how he got kicked out of various locales tend to differ significantly from third-party reports. When pressed, however, Chris will reveal the truth.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnstoppableRage Unstoppable Rage]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILq5DVl7g6o "Chris Loses It"], in which Chris goes absolutely fucking berserk. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny And it is hilarious.] This can also apply to any of his [[:Category:Videos_with_RAGE|videos with RAGE.]]
** Creepily, anger seems to be the only emotion that Chris is capable of genuinely expressing. His attempts to sound cheerful, caring, sad, etc. all come off as extremely forced, with exaggerated, cartoonish facial expressions... but when he gets mad, you know he really wants that person dead.
*** I think you mean "BREAK THEM DEAD!"
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist]: Emphasis on "unsympathetic."
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheVirus The Virus]: Chris seems to view homosexuality this way.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WallBanger Wall Banger]: On many, many occasions. But one of these is down to his uncompromising belief that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AspergerSyndrome Asperger Syndrome] and Autism are not related despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. [[Autism Awareness E-mails|When someone trained in such knowledge tries to explain this to him he refuses to explain why he thinks this way and why he came up with the idea that the two are not related.]] People have tried to explain this [[Aspergers syndrome|before with no success.]]
** Since he outright states in the first link that "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssPull ''For your information, the Fact of Aspergers being different from Autism and of it trying to steal the light is of MY Own Idea.'']", the people who try to argue with him about this might also qualify.
*** The problem is that he offers no explaination for why this is his own idea or why and how he came to this conclusion. The only one I can think of is that he believes it's stealing his so called limelight. He has stated before that he doesn't care about anyone else with Autism as well or indeed anyone else but himself, anyone who he thinks is drawing attention away from himself deserves to die.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Wangst Wangst]: '''''Does he ever.'''''
** Hell, he might be possibly the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MostTriumphantExample Most Triumphant Example] of this trope.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Weakness]: The word "naive" seriously in a video with Alec he claims he dislikes the word because it sounds like 'nails on a chalkboard'. This is weaksauce weakness even for Chris!
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot What An Idiot]: Vivian Gee said it best: "HONOR ROLL MY ASS!" Worthy of special mention, however, is the fact that Chris thinks that it's possible (at least for him) to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealityWarper retcon real life] and ''actually tried to solve his problems that way'' on at least [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|two]] [[Simonla Rosechu#Chris denies reality|occasions]].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatHappenedToTheMouse What Happened to the Mouse?]: At the end of February 2010 a random guy (possibly a troll) appeared in CWC's room in a single video. There's been no word on him since.
** Even bigger mystery: what happened [[:File:0773-CWC23.JPG|to Christian's iconic red-and-blue-striped shirt]]? The last time we saw him wearing it would be [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|this video from November 2009]].
*** He probably outgrew it. He's been putting on the pounds more recently, and it already appeared to be too small for him.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiMagic Wiki Magic]: Chris' life has been considered by some as the epitome of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiMagic Wiki Magic] at work: What began as a single post on an imageboard escalated into several anons compiling an [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EncyclopediaDramatica Encyclopedia Dramatica] page on Chris' failures, the article growing bigger and bigger until it had to be spun off into its own wiki, where Chris' life could be documented in-depth.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WikiWalk Wiki Walk]: While researching ''Sonichu'' and the life of its creator, you just get pulled deeper and deeper by those potholes and links, learning more than you ever wanted to know about this person.
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Reading About This Guy's Ruined Life Will Ruin Your Life]: Between the various wikis and articles, many videos, reviews, parodies and if you're crazy enough the actual comic, catching up on this sorry saga will probably have you staying up even later than usual.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWoobie The Woobie]: [http://www.colesmithey.com/ Cole Smithey], Chris's half brother (they share the same mother). He was routinely abused by his mother and her stepfather growing up, has been visited by her ''once'' since Chris was born, and his mother has lied about and refuses to disclose his biological father's identity. Surprisingly, Cole is a successful film critic who plays guitar in a jazz band and is happily married - the ''exact'' opposite of Chris.
** There's also Megan Schroeder (possibly Chris' only real friend), who was [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StalkerWithACrush stalked and sexually harassed by Chris], before he [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck drew a picture of him fingerbanging her and uploaded it to ED to counter accusations of his homosexuality.] He then compounded this by saying that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoralEventHorizon he only drew the picture to prevent himself from raping her.] She has since relocated, and is still traumatised by the saga.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhereDaWhiteWomenAt Where Da White Women At]: A former high school crush of Chris-Chan's is married to a black guy.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhiteKnighting White Knighting]: Chris tries to present himself in a way that leads to accusations of this. There is also a long string of people who, while at first genuinely seem to want to help Chris, eventually throw up their hands and become trolls.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WretchedHive Wretched Hive]: Some interpretations of CWCville.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WritersCannotDoMaths Writers Cannot Do Maths]: "With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences." There aren't enough men in the world for that percentage to be accurate to that many significant figures.
** "[That's why they call it the [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Xbox360 Xbox 360]; you take one look, turn 360° and walk away]...very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is."
** [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FacePalm "A car weighs a lot more than ten tons!"]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WrongGenreSavvy Wrong Genre Savvy]: Chris seems to have trouble distinguishing fiction from real life; he apparently believes that comic book characters are real and has even tried to [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RetCon Ret Con] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RealLife Real Life].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosSucker Xanatos Sucker]: Chris meets a girl on the internet. She asks for a password/damaging photos/a prized possession. A white knight, citing past examples, speculates that the girl's a troll, but Chris [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatAnIdiot refuses to listen despite happening before]. Later, the girl turns out - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheNotSecret surprise!] - to be a troll. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndTheAdventureContinues Chris meets another girl on the internet. She asks for...]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailBiologyForever You Fail Biology Forever]: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squick Recycling].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailEconomicsForever You Fail Economics Forever]: Apparently, 10 years in jail = $1500 fine for alcohol consumption in CWCville.
** Chris stated that CWCville has ten "soup hotels," which he described as having "10 to 20 rooms per floor, each complete with bathroom facilities, bed, lighting and Cable TV," and are furthermore free to all homeless people. And they still don't have enough room in them for all the homeless people. It's speculated that the small town of CWCville has such a massive homeless problem because Chris taxes industry heavily to pay for such extravagant social expenses. [http://tinypic.com/r/2n3zv9/5 In general, fan theories about the mechanics of running those soup hotels abound.]
** There's a [[Chris and money|whole page]] dedicated to Chris's ignorance of simple economics.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailGeographyForever You Fail Geography Forever]: Chris believed one of his sweethearts died in the Australian brushfires. However, the brushfires took place in Victoria, and she was in South Australia at the time.
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailLawForever You Fail Law Forever]: Chris severely overestimates the extent to which derivative works can fall under Fair Use as parody and routinely threatens criminal prosecution for civil law matters.
** Chris also thought he could [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#More questionaire, Game Place is brewing|call the police on Michael Snyder for... refusing to forgive him and allow him back to The GAMe PLACe]]. Ultimately he didn't do that, possibly because Snyder called the police first.
** Also, he apparently thinks "Ricky" can be jailed for [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrowningMomentOfFunny mutilating the Medallion of Fail with a knife, defiling it with pickles, setting it alight and pissing on it.]
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailSexEdForever You Fail Sex Ed Forever]: For the sake of your sanity, [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeOurWordForIt take our word for it].
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouFailTheIQTest You Fail The IQ Test]: Chris has [[IRC (02 January 2009)|claimed]] (it's at 12:23) to have an IQ of over 300. The highest recorded IQ is 230, and even that score is questionable.
** He's also stated that he has taken a test in [[Mailbag 21|Chesterfield Co.]] that gave him an IQ of [[Mailbag 19|150]]. Some trolls speculate he may actually be talking about an Emotional IQ test, which is sometimes given to patients with Autism, and even then he's not fooling anyone.
*** Considering Chris's tendency to bend the truth and is incredibly likely to be psychotic...
* [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag You Fail Life Forever]: What this page tries to say about Chris in short.
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Autism

2014-01-26T21:20:12Z

KiraYamato: /* Chris and other autistics */

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[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]
{{quote|It sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, '''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|Chris, on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble]] chat 23 February 2009}}
{{quote|I'M RETARDED|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]}}

[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]
::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''
'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks. In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[100 2178|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.

Chris, in typical Chris fashion, not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his Ego|special significance]], but also seems to think that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism. Because, you know, everything to do with Chris has to be [[slow-in-the-minds|special]]. Because he's autistic, Chris is, naturally, better than everyone else (because having autism automatically makes him a genius), and everyone should acknowledge how utterly brilliant he is. At the same time, Chris is not responsible for anything he ever does wrong, because he is autistic and that means it's not his fault if he [[Twin Falling Towers|does]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|stupid]] [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|things]].

==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==

Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; i.e., high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, near-normal comprehension, fluent speech, and about-average intellect. This lets Chris have it both ways: you can't blame him for his failures because he has autism, but you can't treat him like he's retarded because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, it's clear that Chris is far from normally-functioning.

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] well into his thirties, has never had a real girlfriend or held a steady job, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|shits his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything with his life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are utterly his fault.

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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]]}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After bawwwing for hours, he emerged from his lair unable to talk (which implies that Chris could talk before this incident, and that would be in direct contradiction to Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven); as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me." Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Autism Characteristics]]</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far, far more likely that one or both of Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development.

It is not currently clear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning," but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the "Childhood Disintegrative Disorder" category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

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==Persecution==

Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g., throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."

Chris's [[Chris and sex#Rape|tactful and sensitive]] comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger Syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|"Missing White Woman Syndrome"]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.

==Chris's symptoms==

Many [[troll]]s dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked-up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular, albeit quite idiotic guy with a few "eccentricities", or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:

[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]

*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix "aut-" is a form of "auto-", meaning "self," as in "automobile," meaning "self-moving". In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[Naïve|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls pretending to be girls, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approaching him about making a Sonichu game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his [[heterochromia|pinkeye]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he's a virgin<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref>.

*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you like having Chris haunt your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]." When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.

*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13 year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them. It should be noted that the two have entirely different skin colors.

*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. See his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde. His suggestion after the loss of [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

*Chris has trouble developing relationships. Many neurotypical people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He also pretty much just talks about himself.

*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow.
**In the [[Jackie E-mails 23|final exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to Jackie's frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by telling her she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; While he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and near OCD like organization. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LBP#First Date Level|interests]].

*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[continuity#Chronology|continuity errors]].

*Chris's given reasons for his love of [[My Little Pony]] are also indicative of autism. Autistics are drawn to physical sensations which give them a feeling of being 'grounded', and this is probably why Chris finds stroking the hair of these toys so "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|therapeutic]]".

*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has an evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PS3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.

*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random-access humor|"humor"]].

*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[attraction Sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]--where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games, him trying to remain a child, or fear of failure. More than likely though this more to the fact that Chris is lazy, fat, selfish, naive, incompetent, refuses to grow up, and refuses to accept responsibility.

==Chris's misconceptions about autism==
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.

Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex is too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|the disorder did not even exist before he was born]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary.
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. More recently he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

===Chris on the causes of autism===
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In more recent years (specifically, during [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009), he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered with Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed [[wikipedia:MMR vaccine controversy|urban myth]] alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up - in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

==Chris on autism education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is [[List of Chris's lies|the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.]]

==Autism cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PS3|PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
:'''Sarah May:''' Over what?
:'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
:'''Sarah May:''' . . .
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:'''Sarah May:''' Christian
:'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?
:'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza
:'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained his autism and is back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu.

[[November 2009]] saw Chris claiming to have cured his autism again as stated at the end of part 2 on his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations (where he describes himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''"). A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris says in the [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|revised ED article]] in response to ED's claim he's "suffering" from autism, he comments "''which I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend) he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but to live a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==

Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics", you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so in reality he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics than himself "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and Hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]]. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (read: Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Episode_19#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even for [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can be speculated from this that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem very unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

For their part, [[A-Logging|people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris, and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name]]. The deleted article about Chris on [[TV Tropes]] said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel", that is to say it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window onto hell".

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site". Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[Autism Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic ]

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Autistic Spectrum Disorders]]
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

2013 Facebook leak

2013-07-17T16:17:50Z

KiraYamato:

On the 26th of May, 2013, Chris inadvertently revealed the existence of an enormous leak of previously unheard of [[Facebook]] statuses. The leak was notable, as it revealed what had occurred during the the months of silence from him. Ironically, the only reason this leak was made public, was because Chris had thrown a temper-tantrum regarding its existence, in a classic example of the [[wikipedia:Streisand effect|Streisand effect]].

==Content==
The posts were primarily composed of mundane updates from services such as Twitter, and Facebook applications. What stood out were the posts detailing his continued frustration with finding a [[Girlfriend]] (including a number of posts detailing a hypothesized [[Attraction Sign]]), and posts regarding his lack of freedom, without [[Robert Chandler]].

===Choice Updates===
{{quote|I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully no longer want to ever, forever, approach the Game and Hobby PLace.

It Truly Is the Breeding and Meeting PLace for Trolls and Cyber-Bullies. Long before October 2007, there were very few people who would have anything on me, personally worldwide, because those people only existed Locally to me and with Constant in person communication with me. Those people only existed at the PLace. And the very first person who turned Troll against me, is none other than [[Megan Schroeder]]. She ''conscripted Snyder, Mimms and everyone else against me.''

And when my family and I started getting close with identifying them as our perpetrators and The Prime Trolls, Snyder was looking for a reason to ban me, and so he did.

Megan Schroeder is the Prime Queen of the Trolls; the PLace IS truly a Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Place, and I never, forever, want anything to do with it. The PLace should definately be destroyed and shut down for good.

And I want to exact my fullest [[chris and anger|revenge]] and [[chris and religion|divine retribution]] with Megan Schroeder. ''SHE should be the jailed and beaten up, that vile, wicked, traitorous bitch|-Chris, nearly 5 years since the ban, and the end of all contact with Megan}}

{{quote|I know this may sound like a stupid idea, but I am thinking about getting one of those things to put in the ground to put real estate ads in, and putting advertisements about myself you know for a girlfriend. Obviously I am not going to do what. But that shows you how lonely and desperate I am. This [[Attraction sign|thing]] would be placed literally in front of my house.|Chris, musing about the Attraction Sign's revival}}

==External links==
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBMEtpWExTVVBYblU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album]
{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Facebook

2013-06-18T19:18:39Z

KiraYamato: /* THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!! */

{{Articleofthenow}}

[[Image:Facebook.jpg|center|300px]]
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].

==Notes From The Man Himself==

{{Incomplete}}

===I am a good man===
{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm

There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.

Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.

Please help me, so I can help you one day.
}}

===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===

{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm

When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
}}

===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===

{{quotebox|1=
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm

Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.

Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
}}

===What I am looking for in a woman===

(note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died)

{{quotebox|1=
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old 
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT 
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better 
-NOT A Smoker 
-Carefree/Light-Hearted 
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy) 
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem 
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs) 
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches 
-Brunette or Blonde hair 
-B-Cup size minimum 
-Clean 
-Casual 
-Not Crazy or Abusive 
-Make-Up Optional 
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
}}

===Unsolicited Friend Requests===

{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm

'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''
}}

===Shooting Myself in the Foot===

{{quotebox|1=
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm

I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]
}}

===An Open Note===
{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm

I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]

The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.

You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===

(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)

{{quotebox|1=
Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm

It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.

[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.

And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.

You Trolls, Get A Life.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
4/13/2012
}}

===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===

{{quotebox|1=
Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am

Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j

I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].

[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.

You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.

HA HA HA.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref>
}}

===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===

{{quotebox|1=
Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45

In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.

Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]

I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.

Christian Weston Chandler.
April 25, 2012

MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps
www.youtube.com
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...

[[File:Saved.jpg]]

<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki>
}}

Chris later commented:

{{quotebox|1=
And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.
}}

===I have decided===
{{quotebox|1=
Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35

The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.

{{quotebox|1=
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later commented:

{{quotebox|1=
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}

===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===

On '''28 April 2012''', Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he [[Chris and Anger|let the trolls get to him in the mall,]] resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.

He also takes the time to issue [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|idle death threats]] to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.

{{quotebox|1=

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j

To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]

You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].

In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]

I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]

YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler

4/28/2012

<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]".
}}

===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41

And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]

[[File:Lucrid.jpg]]
}}

===Hey, Trollies===

Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to...and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.]]

{{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53

You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All.

And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].

You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

Good Day,
Christian W. Chandler.
[[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]

P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}

Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.<ref>[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]</ref> Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.

===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43

She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]

Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler.

May 3, 2012}}

===Mimms===
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35

Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.

Facebook.com/TehRussian

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler

5/12/2012}}

===To The Trolls===
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</ref>
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]

I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.

Sincerely,
Christian Weston Chandler
June 4, 2012
}}

===Hey! Damn trolls!===

Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]

{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]

Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!

Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!

Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!

Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!

Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!

Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!

Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!

Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!

}}

In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:

{{quotebox|1=Wednesday, 27 [[June 2012]]
Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.

Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.

Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?

Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png</ref>
}}

=== You WILL be brought in! ===

One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.

As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]

Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".

Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.
}}

=== Stop sending me friend requests! ===

{{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]

I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}

To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "You tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.

=== Please forgive me! ===

{{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}

On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.

=== A Christmas Gift ===

{{quotebox| Thursday, 20 [[December 2012]]
I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.

http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip

Merry Christmas.}}

=== It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 30 [[January 2013]]
"Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub.

Yep...
}}

=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===

{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]

I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(
}}

=== No trolling plans ===

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]
}}

=== Smiley ===

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]

Just finished watching "Smiley".
(Spoiler Alert)
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.

Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.

No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.
}}

=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.

While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.

So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?

If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.

Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.

Sincerely,
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA

[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]
}}

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

{{quotebox|

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."
}}

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris's trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]
}}

=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]

Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.
}}

=== So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===

Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.

{{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]

So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(
}}

[[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."

=== Sonichu is not dead ===

Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].

{{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]

Listen up.

When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.
}}

=== Gay Marriage ===

Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.

{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]
Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:

I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!
}}

The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:

{{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}

On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:

{{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}

In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:

{{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.

Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}

On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:

{{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.

The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}

In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.

On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:

{{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...

But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.

You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}

=== Game Place ===

Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.}}

=== Sega Mascot Contest ===

Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]

Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.

SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.

And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.

Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}

Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently "liked".]]

{{quotebox|
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.

The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.
}}

=== "The Trolls Who Cry Woman" ===

Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about "being set up" ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 April 2013 at 11:00

Here's a musing:

Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.

Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

}}

=== Headache ===

Chris makes another "musing":

{{quotebox|Monday, 7 [[May 2013]] at 12:08
Musing:

A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.

}}

...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.

===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===

Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'':

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 15 May 2013 at 8:46
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!

Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; 

they're inviting High School [[Pedofork|Pedofile]] Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the 
horse enthusiasts were not enough. 

If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 
Pilot with Megan and her family. 

I am still mixed-up and not sure about "[[Transformers]] Prime" going "Beast Wars". 
And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "[[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]", "MTV's Undressed", 
"O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch". 

High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My 
Little Pony Tales". 

With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their 
Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2! 

Christian Weston Chandler, 
Ruckersville, VA, USA 
May 14, 2013 
}}

Interestingly, Chris calls Lauren Faust and Tara Strong "out of their minds". Apparently, Chris didn't hear the news that Lauren Faust stepped down and no longer works on the show, and none of this was her decision, and that Tara Strong only does the voices.

Four minutes later Chris posted the following response to his note:

{{quotebox|SOMEBODY, PLEASE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS THING NOW!!!}}

[http://i.imgur.com/kABCrhy.png However, almost a month later, Chris liked the video "My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2" on YouTube.]

===Trolls got my fresh post!===

{{quotebox|Thursday, May 30 2013

Damn it! Trolls got my fresh post! Removed the prime suspect; will monitor,}}

Anna then replied,

{{quoteboxred|I'd take a closer look at the people on your friends list who you don't know in real life.}}

===I have had more freedom when my father was alive===

Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain [[White_knights#Chris_cares_only_for_himself|about how he has to take time out of his day]] to "serve and protect" [[Barb|his mother]]. Note how, in typical Chris fashion, he aims the blamethrower right at Michael Snyder for his troubles, ignoring the fact that the events of [[28 October 2011]] was his ''own'' fault and would not have happened had he stayed away like he should have.

{{quotebox|Wednesday, 5 June 2013
Good grief! I started playing resident evil revelations on [[PS3|PlayStation three]] in front of my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] and she had to be grossed out about it even when I'm scanning. And she even watch me play [[God of War|God of war Ascension]] as if she's not as gross out from the bloodshed from back game? And she goes on to complain to me about how it would affect my mind. I mean I've played this game before on my [[3DS]]; The beneficial part now is that I can earn the trophies.

My mother has really been getting on my nerves! I really need my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] so that I can get away from here now and then; and I cannot even go downtown now because it wastes so much gas and gas is so costly! And make guys on my mother's concern for gas cost that is one reason why I have been on my sabbatical from my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].

I have had more freedom when my [[Bob Chandler|father]] was alive and I end up losing it when he [[Chris_and_death#Robert_Franklin_Chandler_Jr._.281927-2011.29|passed away]] because now I got to serve my mother and protect her and everything! And I can blame that sonofabitch [[Michael Snyder]] for taking an wasting the money that my mom and I had soon gotten from my father's passing because he had to go send us to court for all the goddamn shit of his! Michael Snyder is a bastard to me and my mother for taking us to court he essentially stole a lot of money from us indirectly!
}}

===I am so lonely===

{{quotebox|Sunday, via mobile
Damn! I am so lonely. I do not know whether to wait for my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] or to move on because the weights is driving me crazy among the loneliness of other things; [[stress]] of my life! Hell, first woman to Ask me out, in person I'd probably say yes.

<nowiki> *sigh* *groan* *grunt*</nowiki>
}}

===I am feeling very lonely again===

{{quotebox|Monday, 17 June 2013
I am feeling very lonely again. I am unable to think of a way to find my female [[sweetheart]] currently, where I won't end up risking trouble with the goddamned [[Jerkops]] within any "police office" or "legal office" from any and all of the shit against me on the [[internet]] that is easily Googled. And I am still publcally invisible to Everywoman, because they are all already taken by some stupid, [[jerk]] male, or are otherwise freaking busy with their own internal lives in this digital age where in person...}}

Chris later posted:

{{quotebox|...socializing has become obsolete. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>}}

==iOS==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuel this suggestion. <ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.

==Imgur==
{{main|2013 Imgur Leak}}
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Death threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.

The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|Chris himself.]]''

==Gallery==
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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3
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Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2
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Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.
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File:Fbp5.png
File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
File:Fbp7.png
File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere.
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....
File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris criticizing ''Equestria Girls''.
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==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]
==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBMEtpWExTVVBYblU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album]
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Facebook

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[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].

==Notes From The Man Himself==

===I am a good man===
{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm

There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.

Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.

Please help me, so I can help you one day.
}}

===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===

{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm

When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
}}

===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===

{{quotebox|1=
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm

Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.

Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
}}

===What I am looking for in a woman===

(note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died)

{{quotebox|1=
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old 
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT 
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better 
-NOT A Smoker 
-Carefree/Light-Hearted 
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy) 
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem 
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs) 
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches 
-Brunette or Blonde hair 
-B-Cup size minimum 
-Clean 
-Casual 
-Not Crazy or Abusive 
-Make-Up Optional 
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
}}

===Unsolicited Friend Requests===

{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm

'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''
}}

===Shooting Myself in the Foot===

{{quotebox|1=
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm

I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]
}}

===An Open Note===
{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm

I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]

The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.

You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===

(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)

{{quotebox|1=
Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm

It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.

[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.

And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.

You Trolls, Get A Life.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
4/13/2012
}}

===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===

{{quotebox|1=
Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am

Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j

I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].

[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.

You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.

HA HA HA.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref>
}}

===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===

{{quotebox|1=
Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45

In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.

Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]

I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.

Christian Weston Chandler.
April 25, 2012

MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps
www.youtube.com
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...

[[File:Saved.jpg]]

<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki>
}}

Chris later commented:

{{quotebox|1=
And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.
}}

===I have decided===
{{quotebox|1=
Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35

The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.

{{quotebox|1=
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later commented:

{{quotebox|1=
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}

===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===

On '''28 April 2012''', Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he [[Chris and Anger|let the trolls get to him in the mall,]] resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.

He also takes the time to issue [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|idle death threats]] to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.

{{quotebox|1=

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j

To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]

You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].

In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]

I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]

YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler

4/28/2012

<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]".
}}

===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41

And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]

[[File:Lucrid.jpg]]
}}

===Hey, Trollies===

Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to....and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.]]

{{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53

You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All.

And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].

You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

Good Day,
Christian W. Chandler.
[[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]

P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}

Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.<ref>[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]</ref> Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.

===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43

She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]

Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler.

May 3, 2012}}

===Mimms===
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35

Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.

Facebook.com/TehRussian

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler

5/12/2012}}

===To The Trolls===
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</ref>
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]

I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.

Sincerely,
Christian Weston Chandler
June 4, 2012
}}

===Hey! Damn trolls!===

Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]

{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]

Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!

Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!

Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!

Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!

Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!

Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!

Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!

Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!

}}

In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:

{{quotebox|1=Wednesday, 27 [[June 2012]]
Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.

Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.

Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?

Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png</ref>
}}

=== You WILL be brought in! ===

One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.

As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]

Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".

Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.
}}

=== Stop sending me friend requests! ===

{{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]

I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}

To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "You tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.

=== Please forgive me! ===

{{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}

On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.

=== A Christmas Gift ===

{{quotebox| Thursday, 20 [[December 2012]]
I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.

http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip

Merry Christmas.}}

=== It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 30 [[January 2013]]
"Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub.

Yep...
}}

=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===

{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]

I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(
}}

=== No trolling plans ===

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]
}}

=== Smiley ===

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]

Just finished watching "Smiley".
(Spoiler Alert)
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.

Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.

No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.
}}

=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.

While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.

So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?

If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.

Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.

Sincerely,
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA

[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]
}}

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

{{quotebox|

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."
}}

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris' trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]
}}

=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]

Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.
}}

=== So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===

Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.

{{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]

So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(
}}

[[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."

=== Sonichu is not dead ===

Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].

{{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]

Listen up.

When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.
}}

=== Gay Marriage ===

Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.

{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]
Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:

I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!
}}

The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:

{{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}

On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:

{{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}

In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:

{{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.

Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}

On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:

{{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.

The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}

In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.

On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:

{{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...

But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.

You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}

=== Game Place ===

Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.}}

=== Sega Mascot Contest ===

Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]

Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.

SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.

And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.

Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}

Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently "liked".]]

{{quotebox|
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.

The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.
}}

=== "The Trolls Who Cry Woman" ===

Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about "being set up" ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''

{{quotebox|
Here's a musing:

Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.

Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

}}

=== Headache ===

Chris makes another "musing":

{{quotebox|
Musing:

A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.

}}

...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.

===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===

Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls''

{{quotebox|
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!

Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; 

they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the 
horse enthusiasts were not enough. 

If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 
Pilot with Megan and her family. 

I am still mixed-up and not sure about "Transformers Prime" going "Beast Wars". 
And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "Daria", "MTV's Undressed", 
"O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch". 

High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My 
Little Pony Tales". 

With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their 
Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2! 

Christian Weston Chandler, 
Ruckersville, VA, USA 
May 14, 2013 
}}

==iOS==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuel this suggestion. <ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]].

==Gallery==
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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.
File:Fbp4.png
File:Fbp5.png
File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
File:Fbp7.png
File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere.
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....
File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris criticizing ''Equestria Girls''.
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</center>

==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]
==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png

2013-05-15T19:58:20Z

KiraYamato: Chris-Chan criticizes Equestria Girls movie

Chris-Chan criticizes Equestria Girls movie

Facebook

2013-05-15T19:56:05Z

KiraYamato: /* Notes From The Man Himself */

[[Image:Facebook.jpg|center|300px]]
[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Clyde Cash|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' is [[Chris]]'s other means of communication aside from [[MySpace]] on his [[Love Quest]]. While often looked over, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].

On 31 May 2009, Chris's Facebook was hacked, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard.

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]].

Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris. Two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account and uses it as his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]]. Since then, he has left occasional open notes for trolls and talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]]. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that, although he has generally not associated with the trolls much throughout [[2012]], he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].

==Notes From The Man Himself==

===I am a good man===
{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 5:57pm

There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery.

Please do not believe those terrible rumors; [[Twin Falling Towers|I am a good man]] who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches.

Please help me, so I can help you one day.
}}

===The Common Question, "Do I know you?"===

{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 9:49pm

When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me."
The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence.
}}

===Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...===

{{quotebox|1=
Thursday, January 24, 2008 at 4:48pm

Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now.

Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet.
}}

===What I am looking for in a woman===

(note: this note was posted on the same day [[Bob]] died)

{{quotebox|1=
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 1:23am

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old 
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT 
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better 
-NOT A Smoker 
-Carefree/Light-Hearted 
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy) 
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem 
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs) 
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches 
-Brunette or Blonde hair 
-B-Cup size minimum 
-Clean 
-Casual 
-Not Crazy or Abusive 
-Make-Up Optional 
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
}}

===Unsolicited Friend Requests===

{{quotebox|1=
Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 10:27pm

'''Unsolicited Friend Requests WILL BE DENIED AND DELETED,''' ESPECIALLY from ALL People I have '''NOT met IN PERSON, FACE-TO-FACE, Beforehand.'''
}}

===Shooting Myself in the Foot===

{{quotebox|1=
Saturday, March 31, 2012 at 1:34pm

I have often "shot myself in the foot" with great mistakes, including and especially, all of the mistakes I've made from letting myself be Blackmailed, Tricked, Deceived, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, by immature individuals who hide behind the veil of the internet to create hate-filled slanders of my once good name; those people are nothing more than privacy-invading, [[My Little Pony|gum-gabbing, gossip columnists, working for a gravely corrupted, should-be-fired-for-good "editor in chief".]]
}}

===An Open Note===
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Sunday, [[April 2012|April 1, 2012]] at 11:12pm

I want to make something very clear to everyone on [[the internet]]. The hatred against me for the sake of hatred is unjustifiable, and totally uncalled for. [[White Knights|You People Do Not Really give a damn about what happens to me]]. The ONLY person in this world who knows me most and Truly cares about me is [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]]. The Real Friends I have made throughout my lifetime In Person, FREE From the internet, have had the opportunity to know me for who I Truly Am, a [[Death_threats|Caring]], [[Chris_and_remorse|Compassionate]], all-around [[Twin_Falling_Towers|Good Person]]. Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who [[Megan Schroeder|turned Coldest]] [[The Wallflower|Shoulder Against me]] and STARTED all of the Online Hatred. And the rest of you who have Not Met Me AT ALL and INSIST of friending me online; DO I KNOW YOU PEOPLE? NO, I do Not, and I do not think I will EVER want to meet the Vast Majority of you, because you all ONLY want to add further to the [[CWCki|Gabby Gossip Column full of hatred and uncaring content.]]

The ONLY person I have in the world who Cares about me the most is my mother, [[Barbara]], and outside of [[14 Branchland Court|this house]], I do not really have that many people to ANY person who Cares about me at all, even my relatives. NOBODY cares what happens to me and my mother. To the Majority of you, I pray the soul of [[Bob Chandler|my father]] gives you all nightmares, and may [[God]] have mercy on your souls.

You Do Not Really Care About Me, Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

===An Open Note (4/13/2012)===

(note: while it was once a public note, it has either been removed or set to private)

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Friday, [[April 2012|April 13, 2012]] at 10:08pm

It is true, I, Christian Weston Chandler, have had sexual intercourse with a lovely woman Wednesday, April 4, 2012. There is nothing inconceivable about it from the lovely lady and I having the pleasant conversation, exchanging phone numbers, and the very pleasant experience between her and I behind the closed doors at her place. Penile/Vaginal intercourse, Cuddling and Blowing have all taken place.

[[Ego|I do not require any congratulations]] or communications towards any discussions of the details, because I will never tell the full story anywhere online, and certainly anyone I do not, and have not, known personally and In Person.

And to all who continue to pick on and torture me, this is one thing that will ONLY be in your own [[Lie|self-fabricated theories and fables]]; you will never get the full story. And your reign of terror will only result in mockery towards your own Troll/Cyber-Bully kind. You all have my pity towards your [[Chris and remorse|selfish]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|demoralizing]], [[28_October_2011#Aftermath|incriminating]], [[Virgin With Rage|lonely]], [[Chris and Anger|hate-for-hate's-sake-filled jealousy and hatred]], and whatever [[Autism|mental and emotional issues]] you each likely suffer from.

You Trolls, Get A Life.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
4/13/2012
}}

===to @cogsdev from me, @CWCSonichu===

{{quotebox|1=
Monday [[April 2012|April 16, 2012]] at 4:21am

Heh. Heh. Heh. ;:j

I am watching YOU, foolish Cyber-Bullies. I LAUGH at your ill idiosyncratic discussions and [[Ego|thinking you all are better than me]]. If you are better, Why have you NOT Learned any Maturity for yourselves. It is wrong to continuously [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool|laugh at people with a disability]], and their mistakes, because [[Chris and Reality|the tables turn on the laughing bully and troll]].

[[Chris_and_religion#Delusions_of_Godhood.3F|I am in your dreams]], haunting you for your aiding and abeting towards your sole hate-filled reasons, [[Chris and English|jealosies and lackluster purposes]] against me and my family and friends.

You ALL will pay for your Crimes and Sins of Cyber-Bullying the [[Virgin_with_rage#No_longer_a_virgin_.28no_word_on_the_rage.29|once innocent]] good people and myself. Changing your avatar and screen name and website are all useless, because I Can And Will Find YOU again and again, and I will continue to Laugh at you all and your immature idiosyncries.

HA HA HA.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This note will be removed from here after being copied or screencapped.<ref>http://789chan.org/cwc/src/13346684418.jpg</ref>
}}

===Save and Keep Derpy Hooves Pony.===

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Wednesday, 25 April 2012 at 17:45

In my humble opinion, I actually like [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters#Derpy|Derpy]] for her name, given I feel the new voice is an improvement; her name is still very cute. I take no offense whatsoever to the word. I first heard the word from [[Wikipedia:The Biggest Douche in the Universe|an episode]] of "[[South Park]]"; I thought it was only gibberish, and it was funny.

Derpy should still be a featured character, because let's face it, NOBODY, or NOPONY, is mentally perfect, and it is a character like Derpy here that makes us all aware of mental disabilities, great (low-functioning) or small (high-functioning) to tolerate them and help them towards better self-confidence, because [[Chris and reality|we ALL need to feel like we are capable of surviving in this world, community and all public and social situations.]]

I, Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville]], VA, [[USA]], respect and like Derpy, and I encourage [[Wikipedia:Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust]], [[Wikipedia:Amy Keating Rogers|Amy Keating Rogers]], and the rest of the [[My Little Pony|MLP:FIM]] crew to keep her on WITH her name, and create an episode teaching tolerance.

Christian Weston Chandler.
April 25, 2012

MLP: FiM - Derpy Talks and Derps
www.youtube.com
UPDATE! Derpy has been removed as canon from this episode. Whether it is permanent or not is not yet known. To see why, click this link to an e-mail the writ...

[[File:Saved.jpg]]

<nowiki>http://www.savederpy.com</nowiki>
}}

Chris later commented:

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And what's more good, I have the Original Episode recorded as well from when it aired on [[Wikipedia:The Hub (TV channel)|the Hub]] on Janurary 21, 2012 on my DVR. I really like Derpy. Although I take back what I said about the new voice; the Original Voice IS Better.
}}

===I have decided===
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Thursday, 26 [[April 2012]] at 19:35

The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Shopping Center]] in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my [[Sweetheart Search]] with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily starting this Saturday, April 27, 2012 fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and [[Mimms|Photographs]] are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the [[Random-access humor|Hippo on my Head]].

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later revised this note, with additions bolded.

{{quotebox|1=
The time is too great, and these qre grave desperate times. I am going to start going back to Fashion Square Shopping Center in Charlottesville, Virginia, WITH my sign and going into my Sweetheart Search with Full On Guns a Blazin'. I will be there on bi-daily '''(Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays) starting this Saturday, April 28, 2012''' fom 2:00 to 5:30 PM, EST. And I do not care Who shows up, and Photographs are encouraged with gusto of the mall, me And my Sign on the Hippo on my Head. '''(EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus)'''

I Welcome All.

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler 
April 25, 2012
}}

Chris later commented:

{{quotebox|1=
I meant the 28th; it was my mistake in judgment at the time of typing up this Note.}}

===Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D===

On '''28 April 2012''', Chris posted in Facebook once again, declaring "victory" against the trolls. His reason for ego-tripping was his belief that he had fooled the trolls by announcing that he would come out in public with a new Attraction Sign, subsequently causing them confusion when he didn't show up. Unfortunately for Chris, he ends up making an utter jackass of himself with this post, both by confirming that he [[Chris and Anger|let the trolls get to him in the mall,]] resulting in a shouting match that got him thrown out, as well as basically admitting that his brilliant "revenge" involved him staying holed up in his room, something he does every single day of his life anyway. The delusion that he has "won" when in fact he's shot himself in the foot yet again is really staggering.

He also takes the time to issue [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|idle death threats]] to his trolls at the end of his bellowing, almost as if he was desperate for people to take him seriously.

{{quotebox|1=

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

You, ALL of YOU, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies, You all are SOO [[Chris and the Law|Fallible]], [[Jackie|Gullible]], [[Death_threat#Chris_as_recipient|Paranoia-Prone]], [[Chris and Fashion|Clownish]], [[14 Branchland Court|At the Bottom of the Heap]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Stupid]] [[Tomgirl Pictures|FOOLS]]. For I, Christian Weston Chandler, have [[Chris and Reality|FOOLED the VAST Majority of You All]] (not counting those who have posted their own Suspicions). YES, YES, YES! I HAVE been reading your [[Christian Weston Chandler|comically inept]] and crackpot theoretical posts on your Forum. NOTHING IS Private to and of you fools. ;8j

To preface, I will enlighten your puny minds straightforward. I HAD no intention, purpose, or Ability to go to Fashion Square At All on today the 28th. Do you want to know why? OH, you all are soo impresionable. On the 31st of March, I was really having a bad day, what with the upcoming court date on the 4th of April and all. I was feeling very irritable then. I was walking the mall peacefully, but with the stress in my head. I answer a few calls from a troll or two, just to give you all a piece of my anger. Yes, Yes, LAUGH and SCOFF all you want. My answers were cursory and loud. Overheard, YES, I was chased by Jerkops. But I did not receive the yellow slip until the 25th of April that said, "BANNED". So, I later decided to pull a prank on YOU ALL. The elaborate Facebook Note; LETTING YOU ALL shoot yourselves in the foot more by Prank Calling the Mall, and their latest Manager, Mr. Weiner (his name was on the slip, next to "Manager"). I too scoff at his [[Pickle|small-sausage name.]] All I had to do was stay at home with doors locked, and let you all argue and fight it out. I read your posts and laughed and laughed at EVERYTHING you thought was true or what was false; theories and [[Honor roll|mistaken "facts".]]

You all THINK you know me, but you REALLY DO NOT, and You All JUST DO NOT, AND NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL. And as long as your Purpose of Knowing Me consists of that of Gossip Columnist or Worse, Trolling, Bullying, Cyber-Bullying, [[Megan|Abuse]], or anything of Malcontent, [[EXCLUSIVE_Manchester_High_School_2000_Reunion_Required_NOW|I Do NOT want you to Know Me EVER]].

In the END, you ALL have played Right Into My Hands, like me overlooking the battlefield and picking up/placing you all one by one into the BOMBING RANGE CENTER! I am a LOT more [[Slow-in-the-mind|INTELLIGENT]], [[Autism|WISE]] and [[Naive|KNOWLEDGEABLE]] than your puny minds can theorize; I am NOT STUPID, nor am I a moron. And you know what? [[Chris and Hypocrisy|YOU ALL Have MADE Me This Way; CRAZY and PARANOID with Loss of PEACE OF MIND.]]

I am [[Creepy stare|WATCHING]] each and every one of you Fallible Trolls, and [[Death_threats#Likelihood_of_Acting_Out_on_Death_Threats|REST-ASSURED]], [[Lie|I know where each of you live, and I am Coming After Each of You All!]]

YES, It was ME, and these posts WERE Real.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler

4/28/2012

<nowiki>**</nowiki>More Photos and Comments are in the appropriate Photo Album of mine, "[[Cwcki Forum ScreenCaps]]".
}}

===I am still Reading Your Posts, Suckas===
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 30 April 2012 at 01:41

And to quell one question. "[[JenkinsJinkies]]" "[[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_Everyone.21_J.J._has_arrived._.28Thu_29_July_2010_12:19_AM.29|camp story]]"; FAKE as any of y'all's sarcastic responses. The idea for that pile of crap I typed just to [[Chris and Reality|convince y'all to believe]] originated from [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]'s Parrot; [[Wikipedia:Long John Peter|the episode]] Chris went out with the vet assistant. Polly repeated, "I had a gay experince at camp". [[Rollin' and Trollin'|PUNK'D!!!]]

[[File:Lucrid.jpg]]
}}

===Hey, Trollies===

Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to....and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.]]

{{quotebox|1=Tuesday, 1 [[May 2012]] at 5:53

You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All.

And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have [[Chris and sex|Sexual Intercourse]] with a Half-[[Cherokee]] Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the [[Wikipedia:Village Voice Media|backpage]].

You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. [[Lie|MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations]]. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Wallet duct-tape wallet]. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards.

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

[[Autism|I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything.]]

I ain't tellin' ya nothing.

Good Day,
Christian W. Chandler.
[[May 2012|May 1, 2012]]

P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.}}

Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to [[Wikipedia:Jamie Hyneman|Jamie Hyneman]]; there was a ''[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|MythBusters]]'' live show in [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]] on 24 [[March 2012]], 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville.<ref>[http://www.mythbusterstour.com/washington-tickets/]</ref> Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the ''MythBusters'' tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.

===Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!===
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 5 [[May 2012]] at 6:43

She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my [[mom]] at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a [[Gal-pal|friend.]]

Aim your [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]] towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone.

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler.

May 3, 2012}}

===Mimms===
{{quotebox|1=Saturday, 12 [[May 2012]] at 6:35

Daniel Mimms knows a LOT about me. I have divulged a number of juicy stories with him during our card games. Do not believe his denial of any knowledge or association with me.

Facebook.com/TehRussian

Sincerely,

Christian W. Chandler

5/12/2012}}

===To The Trolls===
This message was in response to a discussion on the [[CWCki]] forums about a poster campaign on 2 [[June 2012]], alerting the people of [[Charlottesville]] to Chris's degeneracy.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/c-ville-poster-flyer-campaign-update-t2224624.html]</ref>
{{quotebox|1=Monday, 4 [[June 2012]] at [[Biological clock|02:20]]

I have continued reading your posts and alerting [[Jerkops|the authorities]] of your actions. NOBODY came to my house at all, you lying, cheating [[Trolls|bastards]]. Frankly, I grow tired of continuing to read your [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|shit]] [[lies]], including the biggest hoax of yours, the Poster Campaign. [[Naive|Nobody put up any damn posters or handed out frigging flyers at all]]. I have been [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|reading your posts personally through "trombonista's" account]]; there was NO MOLE.

Sincerely,
Christian Weston Chandler
June 4, 2012
}}

===Hey! Damn trolls!===

Clearly cracking under the pressure of being duped by the trolls and [[28 October 2011|his impending arraignment in July]], the once smug Chris degenerates into self-pity even further. Ironically, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris has been guilty of almost every single thing he wants the trolls to stop doing to him.]]

{{quotebox|1=Wednesday 27 [[June 2012]]

Hey! Damn Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!

Quit [[Homos|HATING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Niggos|DISCRIMINATING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Megan|HARASSING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Bob|GIVING ME GRIEF]]!!!

Quit [[Death Threats|WANTING ME DEAD]]!!!

Quit [[Michael Snyder|BAD-MOUTHING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Twitter|BLOGGING]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|HAVING FORUMS]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[CWCki|HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES]] ABOUT Me!!!

Quit [[6 June 2010|PHOTOGRAPHING]] and [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|PHOTOSHOPPING]] Me!!!

Quit [[ShecameforCWC|DRAWING]] Me!!!

Quit [[Lars%27_Ship_Has_Sunk|MOCKING]] Me!!!

Quit MAKING ME LOOK [[Naive|STUPID]], [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|DUMB]], [[Slow-in-the-mind|RETARDED]], [[Twin Falling Towers|EVIL]], [[Sonichu Special 4|VILLIANOUS]], [[Strangle that Clyde Cash|BLOOD-THIRSTY]], [[Don%27t_Mess_With_Me|MURDEROUS]], [[White_knight#Chris_is_not_a_good_net_citizen|UNSOCIABLE]], [[Father Call|UNCARING]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNEMPATHETIC]], [[Chris and Remorse|UNCOMPASSIONATE]], [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers|HATABLE]], [[Chris and Race|DETESTABLE]], [[Chris and Anger|IRRITABLE]], [[Dirty, Crapped Briefs|CRAPPED-ON]], [[CWCki|ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA]]!!!

Quit [[Chris and his Ego#Fishing For Sympathy|MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE]]!!!

Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND [[Chris and English|TO BE]]!!!!!!!

}}

In this post's comment section, [[Anna]] suggested Chris to change his phone number resulting in this conversation:

{{quotebox|1=Wednesday, 27 [[June 2012]]
Fighta Jet Lopez: Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.

Christian Weston Chandler: I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.

Fighta Jet Lopez: But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?

Christian Weston Chandler: Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and [[3DS]] Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second [[Ego|I get all of the important calls for this household these days]]; I can not afford a new number.<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:June27.png</ref>
}}

=== You WILL be brought in! ===

One day following his [[28 October 2011#Arraignment, plea bargain, and sentencing|arraignment]], Chris updated to confirm that the account of his trial given by Cyan and Indigo were true, save for a minor detail about the exact words he used against Michael Snyder. He then stated that Rob confronted the "trolls" and that they would be brought in no matter where they were, which is an empty threat since nothing illegal was done.

As usual, [[Anna]] chimes in with "A small victory!" as a reply to this post, proving that, once again, she's an enabling kiss-ass with no constructive advice for Chris, even after he could have landed in jail for his own actions.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 11 [[July 2012]]

Yep, the trolls know most of what went on in the court room yesterday; it is confirmed that two of them were in there, going by the online names of "Cyan" and "Indigo". Rob recognized them both, and informed them that their trolling stupid presence is noted and known. I have also found their transcribed, personal reports on the Cwcki Forum, and they have a 23 second video on YouTube of them driving by the courthouse and holding up the day's "New York Times" paper, titled "CyanIndigo", same as their account name. And they quoted me in calling Snyder "thieving and lying"; I had actually said "Bribing and lying".

Anyway, we ALL know of them, and they will be brought in regardless of currently being in Or outside of Virginia or even the United States of America.
}}

=== Stop sending me friend requests! ===

{{quotebox| Monday, 8 [[October 2012]]

I am not going to tell you all again; DO NOT SEND ME ANY FRIEND REQUESTS If I Do NOT Already Know You Personally and/or If I Have Never Met You In Person!!! And Do Not EVER Message me if I have Never Known You EVER!!!}}

To the surprise of no one, Anna encouraged Chris's rage with a "You tell 'em, Christian!" Additionally, [[Savannah Chandler]] liked Chris's status and Anna's comment, suggesting that she may be aware of her uncle's Internet infamy.

=== Please forgive me! ===

{{quotebox| Sunday, 21 [[October 2012]]
I send out this message to all people, especially the Trolls and Cyber-Bullies on the Internet.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "laughs" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by Jesus, our lord, and is the way of our almighty God. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.}}

On October 9th 2012 screen captures of some of Chris's private posts from 2012 were leaked revealing Chris's conflicts with [[manajerks]] at [[McDonalds]] and a trip to Washington DC to see a Myth Busters live show. Also included was an attempt to dox [[Megan Schroeder]] due to a belief that she started the trolling as a means of playing kick the autistic. Subsequently, on October 21, Chris posted an apology as a public status on Facebook. A couple weeks later, he deleted it.

=== A Christmas Gift ===

{{quotebox| Thursday, 20 [[December 2012]]
I offer for all the complete set of songs and intros from the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon that my father hosted and played music of Jugs, Kazzoos and Washboards, Blues and Boogie-Woogie, plus three more hours of good jazz that was recorded with it on the original 6 Hour VHS.

http://rapidshare.com/files/3812165045/1990%20WTJU%20Jazz%20Marathon.zip

Merry Christmas.}}

=== It's impossible for me to make someone mine ===

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 30 [[January 2013]]
"Everyone has their own life to live, and I know it's impossible for me to make someone mine." -Nana O, the anime "NANA" English dub.

Yep...
}}

=== Sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic ===

{{quotebox| Saturday, 2 [[February 2013]]

I am sad, depressed, poor and pathetic. :_(
}}

=== No trolling plans ===

In this post, Chris screencaps the CWCki Forums and remarks how its users are conspiring to troll him, despite the fact that no actual post discusses plans to troll Chris.

{{quotebox| Tuesday, 12 [[February 2013]]

"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?

[[File:No trolling plans.jpg]]
}}

=== Smiley ===

Chris finishes watching Smiley, a universally panned low-budget movie, and takes it upon himself to extrapolate an anti-trolling theme. Chris also expresses his belief that this R-rated film should be exhibited to high school students as a form of education and feels it would reduce teen suicides.

{{quotebox| Friday, 22 [[February 2013]]

Just finished watching "Smiley".
(Spoiler Alert)
I liked it, because the people behind it had a general understanding of the horrible "fad" of Trolling and getting "LULZ" that has found me to be a victim of it for five years. After the initial scare and the move-in, the talk about the "underground" of the Internet: /b/, 4chan, anonymous, and Trolling really sets up the plot well, as well as start up a spot of pent up anger. And after the final death, the majority of "Smileys" were the drunken, bored idiots who get their laughs from seriously hurting people. And come into discussion, "Anonymous"; the central hub of the Trolls.

Even though this was considered a low-budget movie, it really speaks to me, as a victim. This movie, aside from the gory parts and the "R" rating, everyone who has been trolled or are aware of them at least a little bit, should watch this movie, even to have it shown in high schools. I feel it best puts it all into perspective, and it would certainly decrease the suicide rate quite a bit.

No one has to give in for their sick entertainment.
}}

=== Open Letter to Tara Strong ===

Chris takes a moment to publicly blast [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong for apparently contributing to the cyber-bullying epidemic.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.

While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.

So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?

If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.

Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.

Sincerely,
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA

[[File:Mlptroll1.jpg]]
}}

One troll decided to forward this message to Tara Strong on Facebook, assuming that she'd get a kick out of it. The following day, Tara actually responded:

{{quotebox|

"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously [[Ego|for their own attention]]. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."
}}

Despite not knowing about Chris at all before reading his rant, Tara seemed to have caught on that Chris is an attention whore right from the get-go. While he had succeeded in what many trolls assumed to be an utterly ridiculous campaign ''(although one can easily argue that it was Chris' trolls who pushed the pieces into place)'', Chris' attitude has once again made him a pariah, this time with the Brony community.

=== Trolling is Abhor-able ===

Chris followed the previous letter up with a brief note expressing his well-known distaste for trolls.

{{quotebox| Monday, 25 [[February 2013]]

Trolling/Cyber-Bullying/Bullying are All just Abhor-able, Wrong and Degrading to us all emotionally and mentally.

[[File:Mlptroll2.jpg]]
}}

=== I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out ===

Chris responds to criticism that his open letter is ridiculous.

{{quotebox| Wednesday, 27 [[February 2013]]

Yes, I am Very Serious about calling Tara Strong out, because Trolling IS Bullying, and I can hardly stand idly by and allow herself and Twilight to famously promote that which is just terribly wrong.
}}

=== So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact ===

Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.

{{quotebox| Friday, 8 [[March 2013]]

So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(
}}

[[Anna]] once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."

=== Sonichu is not dead ===

Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is [[Chris and art|almost certainly not the case]].

{{quotebox| Saturday, 9 [[March 2013]]

Listen up.

When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.
}}

=== Gay Marriage ===

Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case ''Hollingsworth v. Perry'', probably because the news is preempting his [[My Little Pony]] reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because [[Women's rights|lesbians are hot]] and [[Homos|homo]] men are icky.

{{quotebox| Thursday, 28 [[March 2013]]
Another thing that really [[Family Guy|Grinds My Gears]]:

I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!
}}

The next day, [[Anna]] called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:

{{quoteboxred|it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays}}

On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:

{{quotebox|Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?}}

In addition, another one of [[Kim Wilson|Chris' friends]] joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:

{{quoteboxgreen|Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you]]. So, you've got it backwards.

Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?}}

On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:

{{quotebox|Well, I do not like the majority of the [[JERKS|male population]] regardless.

The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only [[Lie|tried]] to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.}}

In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]]) destruction. [[Chris and his ego|By making the entire argument about himself]], Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.

On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:

{{quoteboxgreen|Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post...

But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men.

You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.}}

=== Game Place ===

Chris, ''five years after his ban'' and a half-year after its legal enforcement, still obsesses about [[Michael Snyder]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]].

{{quotebox|Thursday, 4 [[April 2013]]
I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace.}}

=== Sega Mascot Contest ===

Chris complains about Sega hosting a mascot contest, believing from the linked article that they are trying to replace [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

{{quotebox|Monday, 29 [[April 2013]]

Okay, now THIS pisses me off. I am not one who is to be blamed here; there are a lot of sick people who perverted Sonic's good name. Especially those who made him out as a homo, when he is not. Hell! He had a thing going on for a long time with Sally Acorn in his comic book series.

SEGA, Sonic was praised a lot better than Mario, because Sonic has more attitude, is stronger and faster, and he talks in his games more than the catchphrase-spewing plumber did.

And in any case, Sonic has replaced my hero before him, the American Rabbit. Shelving Sonic away will be the worst mistake SEGA will ever make since they stopped their console series at the Dreamcast.

Sonic For SEGA RAW!!! And Forever!!!

http://www.p4rgaming.com/sega-seeking-new-mascot-since-sonic-has-been-ruined-by-fans/}}

Chris then added a reply to his own Facebook post, [[Chris and his Ego|which he subsequently "liked".]]

{{quotebox|
Besides which, no matter what any new mascot comes around, ALL of the sick, bored People and Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies will leech the good name away from him or her or it anyway.

The better option is to stay strong with Sonic.
}}

=== "The Trolls Who Cry Woman" ===

Chris posts a rather ''insensitive'' musing, comparing online socialization to teenage pregnancy, starring in porn and '''being raped.''' He also goes on to rant about "being set up" ''(most likely referring to his date with Emily and the Pickle Man.)''

{{quotebox|
Here's a musing:

Heard of "The Boy Who Cries Wolf"? Today's Internet Trolls and Cyber-Bullies who pretend to be the opposite gender to everyone they talk to online, making socializing online the worst mistake of anyone's life since teenage pregnancy, starring in a porn, or rape. And when a date is set up, they always stand you up, or if they do make it, they have someone else hiding nearby with a camera to record the whole thing to transform into something dark, evil and sick to be used against you to smear your name.

Today's version of the classic should be called, "The Online Trolls Who Cry Woman".

}}

=== Headache ===

Chris makes another "musing":

{{quotebox|
Musing:

A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.

}}

...your guess is as good as ours as to what that even means.

===THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!===

Chris-Chan gives his thoughts on the upcoming movie, ''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls''

{{quotebox|
THEY ARE NOT SERIOUS!!!

Officially Turning The Ponies HUMAN?!! That is just terrible! WTF are they thinking; 

they're inviting High School Pedofile Perverts into the fanbase this way. As is the 
horse enthusiasts were not enough. 

If they really wanted to bring humans into G4, they would do their best to replicate the G1 
Pilot with Megan and her family. 

I am still mixed-up and not sure about "Transformers Prime" going "Beast Wars". 
And I do like a High School Drama when it's good, like "Daria", "MTV's Undressed", 
"O'Grady" and "Sabrina the Teenage Witch". 

High School Drama for My Little Pony?!! They ought to re-air Generation 2 with "My 
Little Pony Tales". 

With due respect, Lauren Faust, Tara Strong the rest of the crew are Out Of Their 
Minds in turning the Ponies Human! Just Invite Megan, or re-air G2! 

Christian Weston Chandler, 
Ruckersville, VA, USA 
May 14, 2013 
}}

==iOS==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuel this suggestion. <ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.
File:Fbp4.png
File:Fbp5.png
File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
File:Fbp7.png
File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere.
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens....
File:Facebook2.jpg|....and doesn't succeed.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]
==References==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?imfjwnjrzi0 Notes]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?20mnnd1juu5 Status]
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 His new Facebook profile]
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Chris humps his PS3

2012-12-22T22:59:29Z

KiraYamato: /* Video */

{{Honest}}

[[Image:Vidya reaction to cwc.jpg|thumb|/v/'s reaction]]

{{Quote|I humped it for eight [[Obesity|sweating]] minutes, and I just gave you the song and dance [...] If I am NOT satisfied with FULL Return of my Accounts AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' [[Stress|TORMENT AND TORTURE]], it will be ON your head and In your [[Dreams|nightmares]].|Chris to [[Jack]]<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris]] '''humping his beloved [[PS3]]''' was leaked onto [[4-cent garbage]]'s /v/. In it, Chris makes love to his "Life Upgrade" for eight minutes, although he can only stay standing for the first minute. What might at first seem to be just an impressive display of fanboyism is actually a desperate plea for the return of his international [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, seemingly being held to ransom by the irrational expert hacker [[Jack Thaddeus]].

Chris himself sat in on an [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC chat]] where a coterie of [[trolls]] planned the making of the video, where he believed that he had effectively hidden his identity. Bits of Chris's monologue are simply repetitions of what he heard during the chat.

In his wisdom, Thaddeus never returned the PSN accounts to this day.
__TOC__
 
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris humps his PS3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|lVwiROEIHic}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Subject Matter = {{Sex|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy|text}}
| Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt
| Other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Cwc dare]]
| next = [[CWC "Boyfriend"]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{infobox
| title = Statistics
| image = [[Image:rankS.jpg]]
| label1 = Damn Count | data1 = 42
| label2 = Fuck Count | data2 = 21
| label3 = Give (X) Count | data3 = 23
| label4 = Jack Thaddeus Count | data4 = 17
| label5 = Number of Humps | data5 = 1173
| label6 = Avg. Humps Per Second | data6 = 2.23
}}

(A lot of grunting.)

Oh, damn you Sack Thaddic—[[Jack Thaddeus]], give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I'm so damn stupid. I've got a goddamn motherfucking six-inch cock with four-inch di-a-me-ter BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLS. I hope you—

Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. Give them back to me, begging you, humping nearly on motherfucking knees. You are so ...damn. This is the worst of...blackmail. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those out-of-country accounts.

I don't know if I could do this any better. But I'm doing this damn, damn, damn motherfucking hump! Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, motherfucking heavy, motherfucking heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, like a woman, with heavy-weight body type and damn G-cup breasts. It's a torture. It's a pain.

Making me have to do this for eight damn minutes. So, damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and hold up your end of the bargain like you promised and leave me the motherfucking alone. Go bother somebody else you damn...

(panting)

Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks accounts, you expert hacker! You, you ir—rational expert! Motherfucking burning-in-hell hacker! I don't even know how you even got the damn information about those five in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, give me back my PlayStation Network accounts!

This hurts! Oh this hurts! Oh this motherfucking hurts... motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. Oh, and some motherfucking master of obvious social inquiries with damn drug deals, damn cocaine, got a family somewhere, someway or another, Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, motherfucking idiots. This really is a pain! It hurts, it hurts. Hey guys, dang, dang, this so motherfucking heavy.

I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! [[The_MovingForward_videos|Kill the Xbox!]] New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—[[IRC_(23_July_2009)| makes you do a 360° and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor_Roll|whatever the half of 360°]] is. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350—360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn, damn, damn, damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those... out of... United States of America accounts.

Give 'em all back. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. ''Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em back. Jack Thaddeus, motherfuckin' bastard. Think you're so, oh yeah, you so tough.'' You think you man. Some day you're gonna fall. You're gonna fall and God help you when you fall. You'll be down to hell, but I guess you don't care 'bout that. You're just a motherfucking prince of hacking and torturing. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, you Jack Thaddeus. Jack Thaddeus. ''Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my motherfucking PlayStation Network accounts. Hey hey, yeah yeah,'' [[CWC "Boyfriend" | I don't like your boyfriends. No way, no way. Girl, I think you need a new one. Hey hey, yeah yeah, girl, woman, I could be your boyfriend]]. 'Cause I am damn straight. Uh, damn rumors on the Internet from damn trolls make a mockery outta me and everything I do. That's drawn me down to quit drawing 'cause I lost motherfucking inspiration. Uh, damn, Jack Thaddeus give me back my PlayStation Network accounts.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = FUCK THE PS3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ws9MqtHzcz4}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Maker = IBAChandIer
| Subject =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris screws his Playstation
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6SbiSvMhor0}}
| Stardate = 05 November 2009
| Maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| Subject = Porn remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dvl5qFuWfxs}}
| Stardate = 05 November 2009
| Maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| Subject = Still Alive remix
}}

==See also==
* [[PS3]]
* [[Mass debating]]
* [[HEXBox]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?xfjhpodz1ze Download link]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PDFUNE61 Original file]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cwc dare]]|nextlink=[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]|}}
{{References}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-24]]

Chris humps his PS3

2012-12-22T22:57:03Z

KiraYamato: /* Video */

{{Honest}}

[[Image:Vidya reaction to cwc.jpg|thumb|/v/'s reaction]]

{{Quote|I humped it for eight [[Obesity|sweating]] minutes, and I just gave you the song and dance [...] If I am NOT satisfied with FULL Return of my Accounts AFTER I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' [[Stress|TORMENT AND TORTURE]], it will be ON your head and In your [[Dreams|nightmares]].|Chris to [[Jack]]<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3]]</ref>}}

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris]] '''humping his beloved [[PS3]]''' was leaked onto [[4-cent garbage]]'s /v/. In it, Chris makes love to his "Life Upgrade" for eight minutes, although he can only stay standing for the first minute. What might at first seem to be just an impressive display of fanboyism is actually a desperate plea for the return of his international [[PlayStation Network]] accounts, seemingly being held to ransom by the irrational expert hacker [[Jack Thaddeus]].

Chris himself sat in on an [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC chat]] where a coterie of [[trolls]] planned the making of the video, where he believed that he had effectively hidden his identity. Bits of Chris's monologue are simply repetitions of what he heard during the chat.

In his wisdom, Thaddeus never returned the PSN accounts to this day.
__TOC__
 
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris humps his PS3
| image = {{#ev:youtube|lVwiROEIHic}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Sex, {{Video games}} PS3
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy}} [[Random-access humor|Comedy]]
| Shirt = [[Image:BlueTshirt.png]] Blue T-Shirt
| Other = {{Leaked}} Leaked
| previous = [[Cwc dare]]
| next = [[CWC "Boyfriend"]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{infobox
| title = Statistics
| image = [[Image:rankS.jpg]]
| label1 = Damn Count | data1 = 42
| label2 = Fuck Count | data2 = 21
| label3 = Give (X) Count | data3 = 23
| label4 = Jack Thaddeus Count | data4 = 17
| label5 = Number of Humps | data5 = 1173
| label6 = Avg. Humps Per Second | data6 = 2.23
}}

(A lot of grunting.)

Oh, damn you Sack Thaddic—[[Jack Thaddeus]], give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I'm so damn stupid. I've got a goddamn motherfucking six-inch cock with four-inch di-a-me-ter BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLS. I hope you—

Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. Give them back to me, begging you, humping nearly on motherfucking knees. You are so ...damn. This is the worst of...blackmail. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those out-of-country accounts.

I don't know if I could do this any better. But I'm doing this damn, damn, damn motherfucking hump! Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, motherfucking heavy, motherfucking heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, like a woman, with heavy-weight body type and damn G-cup breasts. It's a torture. It's a pain.

Making me have to do this for eight damn minutes. So, damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and hold up your end of the bargain like you promised and leave me the motherfucking alone. Go bother somebody else you damn...

(panting)

Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks accounts, you expert hacker! You, you ir—rational expert! Motherfucking burning-in-hell hacker! I don't even know how you even got the damn information about those five in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, give me back my PlayStation Network accounts!

This hurts! Oh this hurts! Oh this motherfucking hurts... motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. Oh, and some motherfucking master of obvious social inquiries with damn drug deals, damn cocaine, got a family somewhere, someway or another, Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, motherfucking idiots. This really is a pain! It hurts, it hurts. Hey guys, dang, dang, this so motherfucking heavy.

I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! [[The_MovingForward_videos|Kill the Xbox!]] New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—[[IRC_(23_July_2009)| makes you do a 360° and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor_Roll|whatever the half of 360°]] is. Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350—360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn, damn, damn, damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those... out of... United States of America accounts.

Give 'em all back. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. ''Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em back. Jack Thaddeus, motherfuckin' bastard. Think you're so, oh yeah, you so tough.'' You think you man. Some day you're gonna fall. You're gonna fall and God help you when you fall. You'll be down to hell, but I guess you don't care 'bout that. You're just a motherfucking prince of hacking and torturing. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, you Jack Thaddeus. Jack Thaddeus. ''Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my motherfucking PlayStation Network accounts. Hey hey, yeah yeah,'' [[CWC "Boyfriend" | I don't like your boyfriends. No way, no way. Girl, I think you need a new one. Hey hey, yeah yeah, girl, woman, I could be your boyfriend]]. 'Cause I am damn straight. Uh, damn rumors on the Internet from damn trolls make a mockery outta me and everything I do. That's drawn me down to quit drawing 'cause I lost motherfucking inspiration. Uh, damn, Jack Thaddeus give me back my PlayStation Network accounts.

==Fan videos==
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| name = FUCK THE PS3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ws9MqtHzcz4}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Maker = IBAChandIer
| Subject =
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris screws his Playstation
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6SbiSvMhor0}}
| Stardate = 05 November 2009
| Maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| Subject = Porn remix
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dvl5qFuWfxs}}
| Stardate = 05 November 2009
| Maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| Subject = Still Alive remix
}}

==See also==
* [[PS3]]
* [[Mass debating]]
* [[HEXBox]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?xfjhpodz1ze Download link]
*[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PDFUNE61 Original file]
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{{References}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-24]]

Saw

2012-12-20T17:07:33Z

KiraYamato:

[[File:Moida.PNG|thumb|250px|"Also, Think about this, WITHIN THE TEN BOOKS At ALL, have I ever gone the way of the SAW movies; Bloody and Gorey? No. [...] I promise you that; [[Chris and hypocrisy|My Comic Book Pages will NEVER have Blood and Gore in them."]]]]
{{Quote|You think I DENY MY OWN MISTAKES, ERRORS and ORDEALS? YOU CAN GO COUNT YOUR OWN [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|CURSES]] AND SEE HOW THEY OUTWEIGH YOUR OWN BLESSINGS. Or, here's a quote from John Kramer ([[Asperchu|fictional character with DEPTH]]), "Live or Die, Make Your Choice." My versions, "Peace or Worry; Fight or Flee; Strong Will or Mistaken Impulses; Draw your Fated-to-Die Sweetheart Alive or Dead; Fact or Fiction...etc., etc., etc.... Make YOUR OWN CHOICES."|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 45]]</ref>}}
'''''Saw''''' is a horror franchise, often referred to as "torture porn". Given Chris's general fondness for juvenile entertainment ([[My Little Pony]], ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', [[Lego]]) it's somewhat jarring to learn that his favorite film series involves explicit scenes of sadistic torture and murder. He appears to take comfort in the fact that the violence and pain depicted are not real, just "Hollywood Magic."<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 4]]</ref>

Mentions:
*In [[Mumble 4]], when [[Clyde Cash]] insisted that Chris sell or destroy most of his clutter to prove his worth to [[Julie]], Chris compared the situation to ''Saw III'', where a man had to burn his murdered son's toys in order to free the judge who only gave the boy's killer a year in prison.
*In [[Mumble 6]], Chris talks about ''Saw''.
*In [[Common Questions]], he listed the ''Saw'' movies among his favorites, along with such tame fare as ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' and ''[[Virgin with rage|The 40-Year-Old Virgin]]''.
*He talked to [[Jackie]] about ''Saw'', saying "when it comes to gore, it's kinda 75-25; 3/4 I can stand, 1/4 I would feel sick after seeing."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>
*One of his video ideas for [[Jackie]] was ''"I also have an idea for pretending to be [[Wikipedia:Billy (Saw)|jigsaw's dummy]], and addressing myself in a scenario where I was put into one of his traps. Even imagining it, hearing my name spoken by Jigsaw's voice spooks me some. "Hello, Christian Chandler, I want to play a game." Can you imagine?"''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref>
*Chris downloaded ''Saw'' and ''Saw II'' on [[PSN]].<ref>[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]</ref>
*Chris bought ''Saw V'', ''Saw VI'' and ''Saw 3D'' on Blu-Ray.<ref>[[Best Buy]]</ref><ref>[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]</ref>
*The gruesome executions of the [[Asperpedia]] Four depicted in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] could well have been inspired by ''Saw'':
**[[Evan]] is chained to a wall where [[Sandy Rosechu]] bores holes all over his body with her drill hands (including his genitals), before she and [[Wild Sonichu]] finish him off together.
**[[Sean]] is hung by his wrists in a room where [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Allison Amber]] and [[Kel]] shoot him dead as "target practice."
**Chris breaks [[Mao]] with his psychic powers, twisting his legs at unnatural angles before exploding his heart, without any remorse or justification of why, even noting that "his amends have been made" for doing so.
**[[Alec]]'s electrocution is relatively painless, but it is performed by those he has "wronged."
==Alec==
Chris and [[Alec]] had a rather bizarre discussion of ''Saw'' and the murder of fictional characters on 8 [[February 2010]].<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]]</ref> Chris had criticized ''[[Asperchu]]'' for its graphic violence.<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref>

'''Chris:''' Yes, well, well, yeah, they are bad, because that's just totally fake. And plus, to do it in such a gory way is just terrifying. It's like any, it's like any of the ''Saw'' movies. It's especially like, especially like the first trap in ''Saw VI''.

'''Alec:''' Did you like those movies?

'''Chris:''' That was horrifying.

'''Alec:''' Did you like those movies, Chris? The ''Saw'' movies?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I liked them, I mean I enjoyed the falling, the telling...

'''Alec:''' [''talking over Chris''] You liked them? But there's death in it! How could you like a movie that has death in it, Chris?! Death is bad. You said death is bad.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'm not talking about...

'''Alec:''' Death is bad.

'''Chris:''' I'm not saying, I mean, yeah, I'm not talking about the death part, I did not say I liked the death parts, I liked the building of the character of [[Wikipedia:Jigsaw (Saw)|John Kramer]]. In the movies.

'''Alec:''' But the point is, you still liked the movies overall, right? I mean, you went to see them, you'd probably see them again?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, yeah, they were hor-, yeah, I mean, I will admit they are horrifying, and they do frighten me, but think about, but think about, think about...

'''Alec:''' Hence the genre, horror, if it's horrifying it's doing its job, I guess.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, but I mean, still, that's Hollywood magic, you know, that's, you know, the people, the actors in those movies are still, are still alive and well, they just...

'''Alec:''' Oh, well, right, I forgot, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|because comic characters are real people]] and apparently I'm guilty of, of multiple homicide now? Chris, you, remember when you killed [[Simonla]] because we strong-armed you into it, because you refused to do it willingly? Are you guilty of homicide now? Because you killed Simonla?

'''Chris:''' No, actually, that would, actually, you could blame the Voltorb that was placed by the toilet, placed by the toilet that exploded. Because the Voltorb exploded, it blew up the...

'''Alec:''' Chris, you drew the Voltorb. You drew the Voltorb! Chris, you knew Simonla was going to die! You knew there was going to be a Voltorb there and you did nothing to stop it! You are an accessory to murder! Who cares if someone else placed it? You knew, of course you knew she was going to die because I've been telling you for weeks to kill her.

==Fan video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris "Jigsaw" Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Brbqi6QUuiI}}
| stardate = 19 [[November 2009]]
| maker = IBAClydeCash
| subject =
| type = }}
==References==
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[[Category: Things Chris likes]]

A-Logs

2012-12-18T15:02:38Z

KiraYamato: /* Examples */

[[File:A_Log.jpg|thumb|240px|Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto was a YouTube commentator known for his commentaries on Chris's videos and harshly criticizing Chris while having many faults similar to Chris himself.]]
[[File:A-Logging in nutshell.jpg|thumb|A-Logging in a nutshell. You don't even need to watch the video in question, the title and thumbnail is quite enough, thank you very much.]]

{{quote|What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] has done. |A-Log, and an example of A-Logging}}

{{Protip|This article is about the term "A-Logging" and not about the person A-Log, so stop putting too many A-Log references until this turns into an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] article about A-Log himself.}}

'''A-Logging''' is a term used to describe the practice of those who follow Chris who wish to inflict harm upon him, often physical, and often for perceived "crimes" that Chris is "guilty" of. Those who follow this practice are known as '''A-Logs'''. A-Logs are an opposite extreme to [[white knights]], whereas white knights try to defend Chris from [[trolls]] and help him to improve his situation, A-Logs hold the belief that Chris is beneath contempt and deserving of whatever scorn and harm he is subjected to and then some. While once fashionable, it has become a view associated with people who wish to "trollshield" themselves and therefore is looked down by the greater CWC community.

The term originates from '''Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto''', a [[YouTube]] commentator who is known for providing commentary on Chris's videos, and often goes on about how Chris is an awful person (and how he, A-Log, is better) and wishes harm to be inflicted on him. However, A-Log is notorious for being known as "Chris-Chan 2.0" because of his poorly-written erotic fanfiction, his radio show, his awkward interviews at WolfDork.com etc. It was this practice, among other things (including his own similarities to Chris himself), that led to A-Log becoming a trolling subject himself, and the inspiration of this very page.

==Motivations==
There are a few motivations which are common in A-Logs, as they are the motivations behind the original A-Log's commentaries.

===Justifications for trolling Chris===
Some would argue that it is sinister and just plain wrong to mock a mentally deficient person such as Chris. As a result, some people justify trolling him by arguing that he ''is'', in fact, a bad person who "deserves" to be trolled. One common argument is that "Chris gives [[autism|autistics]] a bad name." Others will appeal to his [[Chris and race|debatable racism]], [[homos|homophobia]], or [[Women's rights|sexism]] as excuses to troll Chris. By establishing that Chris is a bad person, it seems to justify that Chris not only deserves the treatment he currently receives, but also deserves physical and/or psychological harm inflicted on him.

===Trollshielding===
Often times, those who "A-Log" do so to "trollshield" or avoid becoming troll victims as well. These people tend to have many traits in common with Chris - they too are autistic, still live at home beyond an appropriate age, are unemployed and/or are living off welfare, have trouble with women, or are fixated on childish things. Some are perhaps even worse off than Chris. However, A-Logs will argue that they are "at least not like Chris" and are fervent in their urge to troll Chris so people don't troll them themselves. Often times, as in the case of the original A-Log this backfires and they find themselves becoming the subject of trolls.

==Arguments against A-Logs==

While Chris is far from perfect, there are those who believe that he is not exactly deserving of harm or extreme abuse that A-Logs would call for. This is reminiscent of the divided opinions in regards to [[BlueSpike]] and his style of trolling, with many disapproving of his extreme methods, but some who want a return to those more sadistic times.

===Chris is not Hitler===
Chris is not an utterly despicable person who is guilty of "crimes" that must be punished. Hitler was responsible for the death of over 6 million Jews, plus millions of other political dissidents in the years before and during World War II. Chris is just a poorly parented individual who spends his time playing [[video games|vidya]]. While he ''is'' quite prone to [[Chris and anger|rage]] and has a noted tendency to threaten people with violence and [[death threats|death]], it is generally understood that Chris is not competent enough to actually carry out any threats. There are only a few notable events in [[Sonichu_8|Sonichu]] and [[Sonichu_10|CWCville]] where Chris's fictional actions are violent. The October 2011 GAMe PLACe incident also seems to portray Chris as a truly violent individual. More likely than not, Chris's actions on that day are likely to be the result of his mothers influence<ref>[[28 October 2011#Email?|"Mom took the wheel"]]</ref>, non-existent driving skills<ref>[[DayOut|Chris exhibits poor judgement while driving]]</ref>, and sheer panic.

===Legal Liability===
Perhaps the best reason against A-Logging is the legal liability (i.e. being charged and possibly convicted of stalking, terroristic threats, assault, or any other possible charges that could be filed against someone). Whatever feelings a person may have against Christian Weston Chandler, there is no legal defense for someone taking the law into their own hands and subsequently ending up with a possible life-altering felony conviction.

====Chris's [[racism]] and [[homophobia]]====
While his views on race and homosexuality are not politically correct, they hardly seem to suggest Chris is an amoral monster. Chris's discomfort for black people, while not politically correct, is arguably more from failing to understand social norms. Chris simply doesn't understand that one does not announce to the world one is discomforted by African-Americans; this is far from the outright ideology of white supremacy that your average KKK member would have. Chris has no history of actually going out and lynching blacks or other minorities that discomfort him. Chris's notable offenses have been picking on and applying stereotypes to the black kids who defeated him in card games at [[The GAMe PLACe]], as well as using "Jew" as a pejorative against [[Michael Snyder]], who Chris inaccurately believes to be Jewish. One of Chris's grievances, if you can call it that, is that non-white women don't fit his ideal vision of a [[sweetheart]], which he constantly fails to properly articulate; it is entirely possible for a non-racist white man to not be sexually attracted to non-white women. Chris has used the racial slur of "nigger" in a few of his means of communication; while this is considered a serious mark of a racist, Chris shows some degree of reservation where he uses this word. During the [[Lars Call]], Chris shows great apprehension towards using the word "nigga" and only does so when Lars gives him implicit permission. One of the most famous instances of Chris's use of the word "nigger" is in his video confronting Surf Shack Tito on his trolling efforts<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb#Video|On camera use of the word "nigger"]]</ref>. In this video, Chris's racism is often found humorous as Tito is meant to be of Hawaiian descent. When one examines Chris's use of the word, he does not show any understanding of the complexity, history, proper context, or underlying implications of the slur<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Chris's liberal use of "nigger"]]</ref>. Once again, it is likely that Chris has been exposed to this word and chooses to repeat it blindly as he knows it that it is edgy and offensive to African-Americans.

In regards to his homophobia, while his reasons are ill-informed at best, Chris is a rather ordinary person who is discomforted by homosexuals. Chris's father is the likely source of Chris's dislike of homosexuals as Chris has had very little friendly interaction with anyone, never mind true homosexuals<ref>[[Matthew Noble call#Transcript|"[...]conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were gay[...]"]]</ref><ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|"[...]and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me."]]</ref>. Chris is not the Westboro Baptist Church which is engaged in a massive campaign against homosexuals using inflammatory language, nor is he head of a power-lobbying group against LGBT individuals in Washington.

====The tugboat====
Some A-Logs contend that Chris is a bad person because he "steals" [[tugboat|taxpayer]] money.
What is almost always overlooked by A-Logs who make this claim is that it wasn’t Chris who applied for social security disability; it was [[Bob|his father]] who applied for Chris and it was he who convinced Chris that he would make more off of disability than working at a minimum wage job. Realistically, Chris didn’t have any say in the matter because Bob held all the purse strings when it came to Chris having food, shelter and clothing.

So why doesn’t Chris get off his “lazy butt and earn his keep”? Well, because there are a couple of very difficult barriers that stand in his way that many A-Loggers simply don’t take into consideration.

First, there is the bureaucratic red tape and regulations involved in someone who is on disability working full-time. Ironically, it isn’t Chris sitting around playing video games day after day receiving a government check that would likely get him in trouble for disability fraud, it would be working full-time at a minimum wage job while still getting a disability check that would get him in trouble.

Second, there is the issue of Chris's lack of preparation in independent living skills as well as his lack of coaching in finding a job and being able to keep it. Moreover, given Chris’s rather infamous reputation by people who have documented every unsavory aspect of his life, it would be more likely than not by taking someone working in human services or in the employment field (that has extremely strong networking and connections) and a job coach (on a long-term basis) to convince a skeptical employer to give Chris a realistic chance at successfully finding and keeping a job. In addition, given Chris's rap sheet, even under ideal circumstances Chris's chances at decent employment may be slim at best. Chris has been convicted for the events of [[28 October 2011]] which may deter potential employers, regardless of his ability to perform to tasks they set him. While it may sound attractive to the uninformed to "kick his ass" when it comes to Chris working, in reality there are deep-seated issues that go way beyond the expertise of a few trolls, and no amount of A-Logging can change this.

===Chris is just naive===
Chris is not mentally retarded as defined by medical standards. His IQ is within normal range. What trips him up is his lack of "street smarts" or common sense. He actually believed that an [[Vanessa Hudgens|attractive celebrity]] was interested in him sexually and that he was talking to her. He still insists that he's had many [[sweethearts]], all very attractive women, and doesn't find it curious that they suddenly die or disappear. He is an easy mark, not a criminal mastermind.

===Most people can avoid the trolls===
Chris ''does'' share traits with a lot of people, and some of these traits are quite disturbing and embarrassing. It's a fair assumption that a lot of people who are following Chris's antics are unemployed gamer losers, for example. A lot of people have seen Chris and uttered "Finally, here's someone who's far more pathetic than I am".

But these traits, in itself, ''don't'' make you trollable. They ''may'' make you subject to ridicule, but it's an altogether different matter how you respond to that ridicule. You may give the people who laugh at you a mature response – laugh along with them at your own admitted faults, or just let the unwarranted criticism be what it is. Trolls certainly aren't interested in productive debate.

''Or'' you can be like Chris and get [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|BLANGRY]] at every traitorous troll under lucricities, which is exactly what the trolls want.

Most people can recognize their own faults and try to cope with them. Chris cannot.

==Examples==
{{quote|Obviously you've never heard of what he calls other people who are autistic, and that he calls people with [[Aspergers]](such as myself) "fakers". he doesn't deserve some, he deserves everything for giving us a bad name. The [[trolls]] are also doing what they do to him for a good reason. it's not about the autism to them, but more of that he's a moron who is evil reincarnate and deserves to go back to hell. I don't believe you know what all CWC has done to us on youtube.|GamerXZ0, in a YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos.}}

{{quote|29 years ago today, satan was born and molded into the fucktardian [[Pickle|PENIS]] we know & despise today! Should i ever see him i'm gonna destroy him worse than new jack did to mass transit!|ISLAVERDE29, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos.}}

{{quote|Hooray [[Bob Chandler|he's]] dead. Now he'lll be spending his eternity in hell while I go piss on his grave.|mxc82, again, another YouTube comment on one of A-Log's videos, referring to [[Bob Chandler]]'s death.}}

{{quote|CHRIS-CHAN MUST DIE!!!! Sick fuck!|mxc82, once again, on YouTube. (Note: This is not a joke)}}

{{quote|Chris Chan u are the single worst human being who ever live. If it wasn't for u fellow [[Autism|autistics]] and [[Sonichu|Sonic OC]] creators like me would be respected by the world. What you have done is unforgivable. I hope [[Barb]] dies and you spend the last minutes of your life crying about how your a pathetic failure fuck you|OfficialSteroidHedgy, in a comment in Chris's YouTube account.}}

{{quote|Fucking Chris Chan. I hate this guy, sucks to have [[autism]] and ppl think you're like him|[[789chan|/cwc/]]}}

{{quote|For those of you who never heard of this fella, Chrischan is a twenty-nine year old [[Autism|"highly functioning autistic"]] who is really a brain dead and delusional manchild. I am a austic myself and I feel ashamed about this jackass reenforcing a negative stereotype on austics and going out of his way to make normal autistics like myself look bad.|GearsX, in his "Chrischan Rant Quickie" DeviantArt Journal.}}

{{quote|You know, blocking people is just going to make you look butthurt. Stop giving people with [[Autism]] and [[Aspergers|Apergers]] a bad name. I have aspergers, I'm 13, and yet I draw, and know better. Not to be mean, but with those [[For Julie's Eyes Only|blow up doll]] and stripping videos, you need help.|ShanuChinchillaXx, on Chris-Chan's fake DeviantArt account.}}

{{quote|I hope you are ashamed that a retarded autistic person (just like yourself) killed 20 innocent kids....all autistic people should be wiped from the earth and aborted before birth since you are all evil i wish the worst fates that heaven and hell can bring upon you and all the other autistic pieces of shit like you|RealReplyGirl4Ever, comparing Chris to [[wikipedia:Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting|a man who shot up an elementary school]].}}

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Anthony_%27A-Log%27_LoGatto Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto on Encyclopedia Dramatica]
*[http://logattopedia.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page Logattopedia]
*[http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/04/log-man-in-mirror.html An article from Forces of Geek about A-Log, and a more in-depth on Alogging.]

[[Category: Trolling]]

Autism

2012-12-18T14:52:04Z

KiraYamato: /* Chris and other autistics */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[File:Auti.PNG|thumb|Odd that he respects [[Chris and copyright|trademarks]] when he feels like it...]]
{{quote|It sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, '''I am Sometimes Retarded'''.|Chris, on himself.<ref>6th paragraph down: http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}
{{quote|I'm POSSIBLY [[retarded]]...|Chris on his autism, [[Mumble]] chat 23 February 2009}}
{{quote|I'M RETARDED|Chris, [[CWC - Exposing Jeff]]}}

[[Image:086-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]
[[Image:461-AutismFight.jpg|thumb|Chris at war with autism (or "ATSIMU") in [[China]]. Too bad you can't fight cannons with [[fangs]].]]
[[Image:Autismcard.jpg|thumb|He plays this card a lot.]]
::''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].''
'''Autism''' is a spectrum of neurological disorders involving the impairment of social interaction and communication. The cause of autism is unknown, but has been shown to have multiple genetic factors. The symptoms usually manifest before the age of 3 and are generally irreversible; there is no known cure, although the condition can be treated. Autistic individuals are generally not retarded — they mostly have average intelligence — although obviously severe social impairment can coincide with stunted learning and development. [[Asperger syndrome]] is generally considered part of the autistic spectrum; individuals with Asperger syndrome generally have above-average intelligence, although they still suffer from the social and communicative impairments. Prognosis depends on the severity of the autism and the effectiveness of its treatment; autistic people may learn to live relatively normal, productive lives or they may have become so unable to function in society that they must be institutionalized.

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has built much of his identity around being autistic. His terror of being associated with severely autistic/retarded people causes him to be overly eager to prove his basic competence and cite his success in primary and secondary education. At the same time, his pride from accomplishing these things in spite of his disability has conditioned him to demand outrageous praise for his slightest efforts and infinite patience for his gravest errors. Moreover, Chris's belief that the entire Greene County Board of Education continues to irrationally persecute him for his autism has left him suspicious of opposing points of view and resolute that anti-autistic prejudice is the reason for any of his setbacks. In short, it is impossible to understand Chris's [[Chris and anger|defensiveness]], [[stress|hypersensitivity]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and remorse|irresponsibility]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|paranoia]], [[100 2178|victimhood]], and [[Story of My Current Days|self-pity]] without understanding his relationship with autism.

Chris, in typical Chris fashion, not only seems to think that having autism imbues him with a [[Chris and his ego|special significance]], but also seems to think that his autism is different from that of every other person in the world who has autism. Because, you know, everything to do with Chris has to be [[slow-in-the-minds|special]]. Because he's autistic, Chris is, naturally, better than everyone else (because having autism automatically makes him a genius), and everyone should acknowledge how utterly brilliant he is. At the same time, Chris is not responsible for anything he ever does wrong, because he is autistic and that means it's not his fault if he [[Twin Falling Towers|does]] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|stupid]] [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|things]].

==High-functioning vs. low-functioning==

Informally, autism may be subdivided into separate classifications based on the intelligence and degree of function the autistic individual possesses; i.e., high-functioning, medium-functioning, and low-functioning. Chris has latched onto this concept and will frequently qualify his condition, saying he has '''high-functioning autism''', or '''HFA'''. Generally, HFA is loosely defined as the ability to live in the mainstream world as opposed to being institutionalized, near-normal comprehension, fluent speech, and about-average intellect. This lets Chris have it both ways: you can't blame him for his failures because he has autism, but you can't treat him like he's retarded because he's ''high-functioning'' and therefore, nearly normal.

[[Trolls]] have often noted that the "high-functioning" qualifier is '''not''' a clinical diagnosis and is '''not''' recognized by the [[Wikipedia:DSM-IV|DSM-IV-TR]] or the [[Wikipedia:ICD-10|ICD-10]]. This usually goes hand-in-hand with questioning the severity and/or diagnosis of Chris's impairment, if not outright calling him a [[lie|liar]]. However, the Chandlers didn't make the "HFA" label up, and compared to kids who can barely speak and just walk in circles all day, Chris is relatively close to neurotypical. Semantics aside, though, even the most casual of observers would conclude that Chris is basically non-functioning.

Disgustingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, Chris detests [[Slow-in-the-minds|low-functioning autistics]] in the [[Chris and hypocrisy|exact manner]] that he fears normal people will detest him. In [[Mailbag 25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]], he compares those with low-functioning autism with those who suffer from severe retardation or severe brain damage, thinking that they would have their arms linked together, have deformations, be confined to wheelchairs or crutches and drool and grunt and growl. He has also described them with extremely cruel and derisive terms, calling them "WINDOWS TO HELL" and compared them to "zombies".<ref>[[Mailbag_5#In which Chris speaks ill of the handicapped|Mailbag 5]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_11#Elevators are important for the handicapped, so they don't want any phobias|Mailbag 11]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_25#High functioning babble|Mailbag 25]]</ref> The irony of his resentment toward 'Low Functioning' Autistic people is that he has a severely autistic cousin, as revealed in the [[autism papers]]; this probably means that either Chris is not aware of his own relatives (very probable), or he has disowned members of his own family on the basis of them having the same medical condition that he has (albeit more severely affected by it), being the autism-Nazi he is.

He explains that he refuses to date a girl with any form of autism because he fears that seeing them will make him think about what he might be like if he had anything other than high-functioning autism.<ref>[[Chris_chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_Chan_on_sticking_things_up_b.2A.2A.2Ahole.|Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref> Chris believes he can do much more than any low-functioning autistic could, even as he's living with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]], has never had a real girlfriend, and [[Dirty, crapped briefs|shits his pants]] on a semi-regular basis.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref>

Still, presuming Chris is autistic, he is high-functioning since he can talk. However, this also means that he has the same medical condition as [[Microsoft|Bill Gates]] and the creator of [[Pokémon]] amongst many others, yet he has failed to do anything with his life, hence proving that his vulgarity and failure are utterly his fault.

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==Onset and diagnosis of Chris's autism==

{{quote|No one GIVES A SHIT that you are autistic, they NEVER DID.|[[Jackie E-mails 23|Jackie]]}}
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|Now GodBearJesus can't get him to shut up.]]

Chris's version of how he developed autism is best explained in the [[Song of Christian]] video. There he explains how a [[Abusive babysitter|babysitter]] locked him in a room filled with toys at around age 1 1/2. After bawwwing for hours, he emerged from his lair unable to talk (which implies that Chris could talk before this incident, and that would be in direct contradiction to Chris's own parents stating that he never spoke until around the age of seven); as Chris himself puts it, "[[Chris and Religion|God]] put the mute button on me." Most specialists claim that these symptoms of autism begin to show around that age anyway,<ref>[[wikipedia:Autism#Characteristics|Wikipedia: Autism Characteristics]]</ref> so even if the events of the story happened, the babysitter didn't cause the autism. It is far, far more likely that one or both of Chris's parents simply looked for anyone to blame for Chris's sudden loss of language development.

It is not currently clear how Chris came to be considered as "autistic," although Chris has claimed that his parents possess official documentation about this in a safe. When pressed to release this information, he provided a [[autism papers|2004 psychiatric evaluation]] that states Chris was diagnosed with autism when he was "around age five or six." However, there's no way to be sure if the evaluator simply wrote down Chris's responses to his questions or independently verified them. (For example, Chris might not remember his exact age when he was diagnosed, but you'd think his medical records could be more precise than "five or six.") By the time of the Chandlers' legal battle with Greene County, Chris's autism seemed to have become a universally accepted fact, but the details of how, when, and where Chris was diagnosed remain a mystery.

When recounting his childhood, Chris usually skips straight from the "evil babysitter" incident to age seven, so we know very little about what (if any) treatment he received during this crucial period of development. In a [[CWCipedia]] [[mailbag]], Chris claims that when he was young, his parents were told he would never be able to read, write or function on a normal level. He and his doctors have now upgraded his condition to "high-functioning," but apparently his incredibly abysmal upbringing has actually allowed it to progress to mid-functioning at best. However, his characteristics and development throughout his life may put him in the "Childhood Disintegrative Disorder" category, as he has become worse and worse over the years.

In his "Song of Christian" video, he explains that his mother took him to the toy department and coaxed him to read aloud the names of Go-Bots, and later [[Transformers]]. Chris says he began speaking again when he was seven— that is, in [[1989]], when the Transformers line was on its last legs and the Go-Bots line had long since vanished. This would seem to indicate that this form of "therapy" had to have gone on for several years before producing any results.

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==Persecution==

Chris attended [[Greene County Primary School]], apparently without incident, from age 5 until age 9. Problems arose for him in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], where he alleges that the faculty wanted to remove him from mainstream classrooms and send him to what he calls an institution. He also claims that the teachers at the school held him down and recorded his screams. Chris frequently cites this as evidence that the school was senselessly cruel towards him, for no reason apparent to him except an innate fear and distrust of autistic people. More probable, given Chris's ongoing behavioral issues, is that he forced the faculty to restrain him by refusing to restrain himself. There's no way to know if Greene Elementary treated Chris unfairly, but the incident does suspiciously resemble Chris's [[arrest]] in July 2005. The Chandlers sued to prevent the school board from removing Chris from mainstream education before ultimately relocating to Chesterfield County to continue Chris's mainstreaming there.

There's no way to know how much of Chris's attitude about the Greene County crisis is based on his personal recollections or what he was later told by his parents, who themselves seem unusually paranoid about the county's vendetta against their family. However, the result of the incident is clear: Chris emerged from adolescence firmly believing that many people not only misunderstand autistic people but hate and fear them. He seems to believe this prejudice is based not on a person's actions (e.g., throwing fits and irrationally screaming) but on a person's mere identification as autistic, regardless of function. Given Chris's fear of low-functioning autistics, he may in fact think this prejudice is perfectly justified, but wrongfully targeted at a high-functioning individual. Of course, in Chris's mind, he may as well be the only high-functioning autistic in the universe, so he is the one and only innocent victim in "everyone's favorite game, [[Kick the Autistic]]."

Chris's [[Chris and Rape|tactful and sensitive]] comments on a news story about a woman with [[Asperger Syndrome]] being raped revealed that he believes the media, like the rest of the world, has a bias against autism similar to [[wikipedia:Missing white woman syndrome|"Missing White Woman Syndrome"]], and that the story wouldn't have been reported if the victim was a woman with "proper" autism.

==Chris's symptoms==

Many [[troll]]s dispute the exact diagnosis of Chris's mental condition, on the basis that his observed behavior is inconsistent with various autistic people. CWC-related forums (and other forums, for that matter) have seen numerous testimonials about people who are undeniably autistic but nowhere near as fucked-up as Chris has turned out to be, and in general these forums do not consider Chris to be an example of what all autistic people are like. Quite often, autistics are indeed able to learn social skills to some small degree in the context of intellectual learning. Some can even come off as being completely neurotypical because they have come to realize that, while they believe "normal" behavior has a tenuous definition, they must adapt to others' expectations of what's acceptable if they wish to succeed in life. Chris, however, demonstrates a willful ignorance of normalcy, with a sense of entitlement coupled with an expectation that others should not only understand his ridiculous idiosyncrasies in the first place, but also accept them or even force [[Dating education|them]] upon others.

A layperson may come to the conclusion that Chris is not autistic, and he's just a regular (albeit idiotic) guy with a few "eccentricities" (more like psychotic), or jump to the other extreme and conclude that Chris has full-blown mental retardation. However, Chris's characteristics are most likely a combination of [[Barbara Chandler|bad parenting]] and genuine autism. The following are aspects of Chris's character that clearly match autistic tendencies:

[[Image:0695-AnnaBD9.JPG|thumb|right|Awkward body language, as Chris displays here, is a common trait of autism.]]
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|Stacking objects is a common symptom of autism, and is often one of its first signs in a young child.]]

*Chris displays virtually no coherent, working theory of mind. This is the essence of autism: autistics have difficulty gauging others' internal, subjective thoughts, feelings, ideas, intents and so on; understanding that these might be different than their own; and predicting their behavior based on these differences. Indeed, the prefix "aut-" is a form of "auto-", meaning "self," as in "automobile," meaning "self-moving". In [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|an email between Clyde Cash and him]], he sent Clyde a link to [[The MovingFoward videos|a video he made of himself destroying his PS3]]. He destroyed his PS3 under the egregiously mistaken impression that he'd be given $9,001 for it, which is in itself an indicator of his fundamental inability to gauge others' actual intents and future behavior. He filmed himself doing it specifically to prove to Clyde, who wasn't present for the destruction, that it happened according to the video's objective portrayal. However, he added that if Clyde showed the video to anyone Chris didn't mean to see it without paying him the money, "it can be considered [Clyde's] Word Alone, possible Movie Editing and Actors, and NOT Fact" as though the video would have any less evidential weight on others if he denied to them what he rightfully claimed to Clyde that it showed with enough certitude that he would give him thousands of dollars because of its being shown.

*Chris places disproportional importance on literal statements, another trait of autism. This is related to the above. Chris acted as though he could convince others of a fact contrary to videographic evidence simply by stating it. Another example is virtually the entire [[Liquid Chris#Liquid Saga|Liquid saga]], where Chris honestly, fervently, pathetically tried to demonstrate what was already blatantly obvious to everyone: that his name is not Ian Brandon Anderson and that Liquid was not him. He seemed to believe strongly enough [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|to become visibly frustrated]] that others might believe Liquid's statements in the face of the obvious that he had to continually counteract those statements with his own as though just the statements were the most important or most effective means of proving what everyone already knew.

*Chris is extremely gullible. While autistic people can have problems with social cues such as sarcasm, thus being gullible at times, Chris is much more gullible than other autistics, let alone ones that are high-functioning. This is more due to his [[naive|inexperience]]. One need only see his extensive [[list of sweethearts]] to see just how easily fooled he is. In addition, not only has he been fooled by trolls pretending to be girls, he has fallen for trolls pretending to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and approaching him about making a Sonichu game. A telling statement comes from the aforementioned email to Clyde: "even if you upload the video yourself, it '''can be''' considered YOUR Word Alone[.]" (''emphasis added'') Chris might operate on the assumption that if a thing ''can be'' true, it's always reasonable to behave as though it ''is'' true no matter how slight the chance and no matter how much more likely it is to be false.

*Chris lacks a conversational filter. He calls this [[Honest Content|honesty]]; normal people call it social retardation. Without provocation he will tell you about his pinkeye and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]], and how he is a [[virgin with rage]]. Only when his [[Barbara|mother]] told him to knock it off did he actually give up telling everyone he's a virgin<ref>[[Chris-Chan_(CWCipedia)#Chris_in_Person_.28From_THEIR_Point_of_View.29]]</ref>.

*Chris can't show emotions well with facial expressions and body language. See [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|his statement to the women of the world]] if you like having Chris haunt your dreams. His inability to display emotions on his face has been called a "[[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]]." When he does attempt to have an expression, it looks very cartoonish. He typically speaks in a monotone, and his attempts to sound expressive (see [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]) come off as creepy and unnatural.

*Chris has very poor facial and vocal recognition skills. [[Julie]] was a 13 year old boy using an obvious falsetto and Chris fell for it. In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|one chat]], the boy made no attempt to disguise his voice and Chris was none the wiser, disclosing personal sexual details. Two images of different people were used to represent [[Blanca Weiss]], and Chris didn't notice. In an [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|AIM Chat]] with [[Vanessa Hudgens]], she sent him a link to pictures of Megan Fox, and Chris complimented her on them. It should be noted that the two have entirely different skin colors.

*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Chris lacks empathy]] and concern for others. See his [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash|plea]] to Clyde. His suggestion after the loss of [[Ryan Cash]] was "find yourself a girlfriend." He asks for ED to [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|please understand]] him, because he is an "innocent victim of misunderstanding"—he wants empathy from others, but he can't return the favor. Chris primarily sees other people in terms of what they can provide for him; when accused of overstepping his bounds or other wrongdoing, he has no concept of [[Chris and remorse|remorse or apology]] except as something he must do to continue receiving favors. When forced to apologize, he makes insincere apologies followed immediately by further demands.

*Chris has trouble developing relationships. Many neurotypical people have the same problem, but Chris is particularly inept at socializing. He has no filter on what he says and cannot empathize with others, key prerequisites for successfully interacting with people. He also pretty much just talks about himself.

*Chris thinks in absolutes and in terms of clearly defined steps in order to do something. He thinks there must be sex on or by the [[third date]]. He describes his sadness in terms of his [[heart level]] and briefly mentioned a [[Scale of Respect]]. He feels that if he just knows the correct steps to getting a [[sweetheart]], he will be able to find one easily. His [[dating education|crash-course in dating]] and [[Dating|suggestions to Blanca]] assume that a relationship should follow a rigidly predetermined progression instead of a natural flow.
**In the [[Jackie E-mails 23|final exchange of e-mails with Jackie,]] Chris responded to Jackie's frank descriptions of his habits and lifestyle by telling her she had exceeded the "Hurtful Truth Level"; While he knows he should be appreciative of hearing the truth about himself, this was the only way he could wrap his brain around the abstract idea enough to be able to tell her he thought she'd gone too far.

*Chris tends to use solipsistic neologisms; that is, he creates new words that only he himself understands and expects other people to comprehend them. Many articles on this very wiki have been written to explain the resulting [[CWC-isms]].

*Chris exhibits compulsive and repetitive behavior. He wears the same [[shirt]] for days at a time, and uses the same terms and [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|exact]] [[boyfriend-free girl|phrases]] [[sweetheart from the ground-up|frequently]]. He feels the need to refer to people by their full names, plainly visible when he talks about himself, [[Clyde Cash]], or [[Adam Stackhouse]]. Other compulsive and repetitive behavior common with autism is strict following of rules, and near OCD like organization. Chris however, lives in a [[14 Branchland Court|filthy, unorganized house,]] makes comics with dialog bubbles in inappropriate places; and a very inconsistent plot, and disobeys the [[Chris and the law|law]] when it inconveniences him.

*Chris has an extremely narrow range of interests. He seems to only give a damn about video games, prowling for his next [[sweetheart]], his initials, and [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], so much to the point where he practically places [[Sonichu (character)|him]] somewhere in everything he creates. He often wishes to [[dating|combine]] two [[LBP#First Date Level|interests]].

*Although he does not demonstrate any [[Honor roll|competency]] with them, Chris has a fixation on numbers and statistics that would generally be irrelevant to others. He describes measures in concrete terms (e.g. "5 mies[sic] from the city"<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_0/Page_2</ref> instead of "outside the city"), and has a particular obsession with times and dates, timestamping nearly every scene in the comic and giving his characters birthdays that have no relevance to the plot (unless it becomes convenient to "[[pedofork|age up]]" the characters). Needless to say, Chris's tendency to blurt out exact dates and times (assuming he's not talking out of his ass) has made the job of [[CWChronology|CWCki chronologists]] much easier. On the other hand, his haphazard treatment of dates and times in the comic has led to countless [[continuity#Chronology|continuity errors]].

*Chris's given reasons for his love of [[My Little Pony]] are also indicative of autism. Autistics are drawn to physical sensations which give them a feeling of being 'grounded', and this is probably why Chris finds stroking the hair of these toys so "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|therapeutic]]".

*Chris lacks social awareness. One notable instance, as revealed in the [[autism papers]], was when two [[Niggos|African American]] ladies were speaking to Chris about his love quest, when Chris politely told them that they could not be his girlfriend because they were not white. Based on the report of the examiner, Chris believed he was merely informing the ladies as to his prerequisites for a potential sweetheart while oblivious to the fact he was being racially insensitive.<ref>[[Autism_papers#IDENTIFYING_STATEMENT:]]</ref>

*Unnatural relationships with inanimate objects are also a sign of autism; Chris has an evident obsessions with his [[medallion]], his [[PS3]], and any number of other items that clutter up his [[Chris's room|room]]. Since autistic people have difficulty maintaining relationships with people they often end up becoming emotionally dependent on objects, though this symptom is seen much more in children with autism.

*Chris also appears to have echolalia, a common symptom of autism. This means that he constantly repeats phrases from his favorite television shows, movies and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. In some instances, he calls this [[Random access humor|"humor"]].

*One of the biggest symptoms of autism Chris displays is his fear and resistance to change, well beyond the point that it could be even related to his autism. Chris is reluctant to get or even look for a job as he has only worked [[Chris's resume|four months in his entire life,]] has never come close to moving out, has a very hard time selling or giving up his toys or shirts, wouldn't stick to a diet and exercise program, [[attraction sign|doesn't try new ways to attract women,]] and has a very hard time coping with his banishment from [[the GAMe PLACe]]--where he would usually spend his Fridays. This might be resistance to change of his old life style of just going to school and coming home and playing video games, him trying to remain a child, or fear of failure. More than likely though this more to the fact that Chris is lazy, fat, selfish, naive, incompetent, refuses to grow up, and refuses to accept responsibility.

==Chris's misconceptions about autism==
It's not clear that Chris has any understanding of what, precisely, autism is, except that a) he has it, b) it's a bad thing, and c) he's a brave little boy for living with it. His song [[A-U-T-I-S-M]] sums up his attitudes about the disorder:

{{quote|A-U-T-I-S-M: what does it mean? Silence and friends unseen! A few brains as well: that is autism! And that makes us seem special to you!|Chris, attempting to spell out autism in more ways than one}}

To Chris, that's all it is — a condition that makes you a bit smarter than normal human beings and mysteriously makes people not want to be your friend.

Chris also seems to only be aware of the symptoms of autism that fit in with his odd, pseudo-Bohemian lifestyle. Asexuality is very common in autistic people; this is because any form of romance or sex is too intimate for an autistic mind to cope with. This completely contradicts Chris's "[[Love Quest]]" and suggests that he is actually trying to compensate for his inability to feel true sexual attraction, even if that means becoming a genuinely disturbing pervert.

Chris [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|considers himself to have "Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People",]] suggesting that he believes [[Chris and his Ego|the disorder did not even exist before he was born]].

In a [[May 2010]] [[Some Favored Comedians|video]], he stated that our society is spending so much time on the internet that ''everyone'' is becoming autistic.<ref>[[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Chris responds to Toucher and Rich, May 2009]]</ref><ref>[[Some Favored Comedians]]</ref> This further proves that people with little to no social contact shouldn't attempt social commentary.
That, and Chris has no fucking clue what his own disorder is actually ''like''. More recently he tried to use this excuse to guilt trip [[Jackie]] into being sorry for yelling at him, which worked as well as you'd expect.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref>

===Chris on the causes of autism===
There's a broad scientific consensus that autism largely arises from genetic factors. Chris's own case is consistent with the theory that children born to older parents are at greater risk of developing autism.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_autism#Genetics</ref> Bob and Barb were 54 and 40, respectively, when Chris was conceived.

Chris's own expressed views on the root causes of autism are all over the map. He's espoused a few different theories at different times and in different situations. His oldest theory, dating back to the [[Song of Christian]] in the late 1990s, is that the [[abusive babysitter]] was responsible for his condition. In more recent years (specifically, during [[Mumble 3|his arguments with]] [[Clyde Cash]] in early 2009), he said that "scientifically speaking, [autism] has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic", and that the babysitter incident merely "brought out the, uh, curse that was buried within me."

When explaining his condition to [[Father Call|Matt Devoria]] late in the fall of 2009, Chris insisted that autism has no genetic factors. In that instance, however he had an obvious agenda. He hoped to convince Matt that any children he fathered on Matt's daughter [[Kacey]] wouldn't wind up inheriting his condition; because of this, it's difficult to say exactly how sincere he happened to be at that moment.

To muddle the issue even ''further'', in [[Mailbag 12]], Chris blamed the cause of autism on a shot "the doctor's [sic] optionally give to the child after birth", apparently in reference to the highly disputed urban myth alleging that childhood vaccinations lead to autism. It's not likely that Chris even has that much of an awareness of the facts and assertions of said myth, and was probably looking for a throwaway excuse to deny any hereditary factors.

In his [[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Autism Tutorial]] from early 2011, Chris slewed back toward a more mainstream view, discussing the genetic factors behind autism and complaining about how his parents conceived him late in life. He also, however, warned viewers that smoking, drinking, or exposure to car exhaust could cause dangerous genetic damage that might result in autistic children.

===Chris versus Asperger syndrome===
{{see also|Asperger syndrome}}

Chris is easily outraged by any attempt to associate or confuse autism, high-functioning or otherwise, with Asperger syndrome, a similar condition now considered by many experts to overlap with HFA on the autistic spectrum. (In fact, it has been proposed that Asperger syndrome be placed on the autism spectrum in the new DSM-V, making both the condition and "high-functioning autism" one and the same.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-V#Asperger_syndrome</ref>) At times, Chris has stated that he dislikes Asperger syndrome because sufferers of the disorder supposedly steal sympathy away from autism awareness. He has also claimed that the name is too close to "ass burger" or "ass booger" for his taste. In the early days of the CWCipedia Mailbag, asking Chris about Asperger syndrome was the most effective way to troll him; this culminated in the creation of [[Asperchu]].

In the present, Chris simply hates Asperger syndrome because it reminds him of how angry he got the last time someone brought it up - in other words, a completely unjustifiable opinion. Chris has declared himself "close-minded" on the subject, dismissing all scientific opinion contrary to his own, and angrily refuses to be convinced that he does not occupy a more favorable (exactly what that means depends on whether Chris is looking for pity or adulation at the time) tier of the spectrum.

==Chris on autism education==
Chris is a firm believer in mainstream education for children with autism, a trait he doubtlessly picked up from his parents, who went to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|incredible lengths]] to keep him in mainstream classrooms throughout his school years. Aside from speech therapy lessons intended to help him recover from his period of muteness as a child, as far as the available records indicate, Chris has never received any sort of special education geared towards dealing with his autism or related issues.

[[Mailbag 12|When asked for his advice on how to raise an autistic child]], Chris replied "...Most Importantly, MAINSTREAM; let your child be free to communicate and associate with the Normal Society. Special Education is okay, but that will not do in the longest run." Later, [[Mailbag 15|for advice on how "to succeed despite being afflicted with Asperger's"]], Chris's only response was, "My advice is to Mainstream the child."

During a [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video from April 2010]], Chris read off a lengthy printout of autism-related information. After quoting a passage about how the education of autistic children should be undertaken by trained professionals in specialized settings, Chris offered his own opinion.

{{quote|As for me though, I highly recommend mainstreaming, lettin' 'em go though normal life. I mean yeah, give 'em the special treatment while they're young... but when you get 'em in elementary or middle school... or high school, mainstream is the way to go.|Chris, [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]}}

In short, Chris believes that the approach that produced the man as we know him today (i.e. ignoring the problem) is [[List of Chris's lies|the best possible way to raise and educate children with autism.]]

==Autism cured?==

[[Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|thumb|Autism appears to be in Chris's future...]]

Chris's greatest dream is that his autism might one day be cured (although in 2006 he would have unhesitatingly sacrificed such a cure in order to obtain a [[PS3|PlayStation 3]]). There are instances of children inexplicably recovering from the symptoms, but there is no known cure for autism that can simply be applied to everyone like Chris's "homo vaccine." Imagine the surprise of the mental health community, then, when Chris revealed in [[March 2009]] that he had overcome his autism once and for all:<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself]]</ref>

:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm not going to blame it on my autism; I have realized that I am over that now.
:'''Sarah May:''' Over what?
:'''Sarah May:''' Over your autism?
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes
:'''Sarah May:''' . . .
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, what is it that you want to do?
:'''Sarah May:''' Christian
:'''Sarah May:''' Are you serious?
:'''Sarah May:''' Autism is not influenza
:'''Sarah May:''' You don't 'get over it'
:'''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've broken out of my autistic shell, and I am better able to socialize in public, with the past practices online.

Chris claims during the same chat that he may not be making sense due to a virus, easily allowing for him to retract this. Fortunately, Chris has discovered that [[stress]] is a more socially popular scapegoat for his personal shortcomings. Of course, people learn to manage stress, but what do you expect?

As of [[May 2009]], Chris seems to have regained his autism and is back to [[Wikipedia|blaming it]] for all his problems, seemingly believing that autism is as easy to shake/regain as the common flu.

[[November 2009]] saw Chris claiming to have cured his autism again as stated at the end of part 2 on his [[Sonichu Powerpoint]] presentations (where he describes himself as a "high-functioning autistic ''recovered''"). A [[December 2009|month later]], Chris says in the [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|revised ED article]] in response to ED's claim he's "suffering" from autism, he comments "''which I still am for real.''"

Chris's flip-flopping self-diagnosis simply illustrates his misunderstanding of his problems. Since autism is his scapegoat for when he fucks up, to him that's really all it is — a disease that makes people fuck up all the time. Therefore, when he fails he has a bad case of autism, and when everything is going well (such as when he believes he has a girlfriend) he thinks the autism has gone away. What Chris really wants, then, is not a cure for autism but to live a life in which nothing happens that he would need to blame on his autism; that is, a life in which he has a girlfriend and nobody criticizes him.

==Things Chris has not blamed on his autism==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What did you expect?]]

==Chris and other autistics==

Listening to Chris go on about "us TRUE and HONEST autistics", you might think he has some kind of misplaced sense of autistic solidarity. But this would merely be dumb, and Chris-chan always shoots for both dumb and repugnant, so in reality he doesn't give a shit about anyone's autism but his own. He calls lower-functioning autistics than himself "windows into hell"<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref> and regards them with [[Chris and Hypocrisy|exactly the same kind of fear and mistrust he bitches about people treating him with]]. He has also expressed a disdain for others with high-functioning autism, with HFA being one of the characteristics excluding a woman from being a [[attraction sign|potential sweetheart]]. Meanwhile, he looks at people with [[Asperger Syndrome]], who are on roughly the same part of the spectrum as him, as dirty whores trying to somehow steal the limelight from "real" autistics (read: Chris).

Chris has only once included another autistic person in his comics. In emails with [[Sarah Jackson]], she told Chris that her sister was also a high-functioning autistic. When Sarah was included in [[Episode_19#Episode_19:_Date_Ed_.28Even_Though_the_Idea_Sounds_Dated.29|Episode 19]], so was her sister, [[Rita]]. When Rita was given dialogue after Sarah's [[death]], what she said made so little sense grammatically (even for [[Chris and writing|Chris's standards]]) that it is hard to see it as unintentional. It can be speculated from this that Chris, thinking his own autism so much better than anyone else's, was attempting to make Rita seem very unintelligent as he assumes other autistics and people with mental disorders are.

For their part, [[A-Logging|people with autism universally facepalm when they look at Chris]], and wish he'd fuck off and die and stop giving them a bad name. The deleted article about Chris on [[TV Tropes]] said it best: they wish he'd Stop Being Stereotypical and embodying the worst perceptions of their condition. The article also noted that to people with autism or Asperger's, Chris was "Paranoia Fuel", that is to say it scares them to think they're like him. For the actual high-functioning autistics out there, Chris himself is the "window onto hell".

The Aspies for Freedom website has had a couple of run-ins with Chris that nicely demonstrate how other autistics regard him:

* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=14371 Aspies For Freedom thread] where Chris or someone impersonating Chris asks for help against [[ED]]. The aspies offer the usual advice of ignoring the [[trolls]], which by the way is the best advice.

* [http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/showthread.php?tid=15676 Aspies For Freedom thread] where someone asks about Chris, but everyone else just wants to avoid the drama. A few of them realize that what ED says is true even though it may be a "hate site". Apparently, previous drama involving Chris led them to disable registration.

Tl;dr: Chris has no support in the online autistic community unless it's from someone who would rather he commit suicide.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Asperger syndrome]]
* [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]
* [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
* [[Autism Tutorial]]
* [[Chris and psychology]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[Slow-in-the-minds]]
* [[Stress]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ix5Ith-fSU One Winged Autistic ]

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Autistic Spectrum Disorders]]
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Sonichu 11

2012-12-11T03:00:31Z

KiraYamato: /* Controversial conclusion */

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = ''incomplete''
| pagecount = 12 (so far)
| Episodes = 22
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
}}
{{Unfinished}}
{{quote|The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}
'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) However, Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. It remains incomplete to this day.

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]". Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future.

==A Sonichu Christmas==
{{Resources
| title = A Sonichu Christmas
| audiobook = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9245JMAhhw ''A Sonichu Christmas''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11 ''Special Episode 1 of Book 11''}}
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]].

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]]. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|holiday classic]]. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, resembles nothing close to any Jewish symbol, making this seemingly benign gesture somewhat self-defeating. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the Jewish kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to stock up on groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55]] (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes. Incidentally, this Bible verse mentions how [[GodJesus]] will reward the humble and [[Chris and his ego|punish the proud and the mighty]]. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.

Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries. His trip to the supermarket was uneventful and uninteresting.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot [[tobacky|"coca"]] and a warm [[Axe|shower]]. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of his kids by jumping up the chimney like Santa Claus. Outside, uses his super-speed to scatter the snow off of his yard; never mind that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he then heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom, Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses him for doing five minutes' worth of chores.{{clear}}

===Controversial conclusion===
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11 to the [[CWCipedia]]. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off with a similar dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show the world his "[[Pickle|seven-inch lightning rod]]."

Despite a surprisingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris overwrote them a short while later, claiming in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of another artist.

However, during The Great Rampage 2.0 (where the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored. The CWCipedia died the next day.{{clear}}

==Later episodes==

The content of subsequent episodes can only be speculated on; doubtless, it will consist of the first thing that comes to Chris's head whenever he can be bothered to scrawl a few pages. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making it probable that he will make his first appearance since he helped Sonichu rescue Rosechu way back in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This is almost entirely incomprehensible, as a [[Wikipedia:Reboot (fiction)|reboot]] is a declaration by a Great Director that previously established canon is null and void, or at least, irrelevant; a [[Wikipedia:Clip show|clip show]] is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes; and neither of these correspond to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show", Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more [[Wikipedia:backstory|backstory]], while by "reboot", he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]]. It is likely that a "clip show" issue would allow Chris to release an issue by reusing content from the previous ones. The fact that he's too [[Stress|stressed]] to do even that is a testament to his laziness.

Chris has also said, ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref> and ''"Count Graduon will be the Major Villain beyond ''[''Sonichu'' #10]'', possessing the [[Metal Sonichu]] that crashed on [[the moon]] back in [[Sonichu 1|Book 1]].''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref>

The issue may also move to [[RuleCWC]]: Chris has said that ''"[[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] will be fighting [[Clawdorf]] with great sword and bow/arrow battles."''<ref>[[Mailbag 52]]</ref>

There may be a lack of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Great Director intrusion]]: ''"After [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]], I will be making LESS personal appearances in the pages, as having done so was a big mistake, because I had got carried away with the [[Love quest|trials and tribulations]] in my life, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|real]] and [[BlueSpike|online]], that it completely messed me up."''<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref>

==Gallery==
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==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
| type = Fan trailer
}}

==References==
<references/>
==External links==
* [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [http://ccccjjjj.deviantart.com/gallery/ Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

9 February 2010

2012-12-11T02:55:05Z

KiraYamato:

'''9 February 2010''' (officially '''02092010.MOV''') is a video where Chris comments on the destruction of the [[CWCipedia]], threatens to use his "psychic powers" to jail and kill the people behind the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]], and claims the CWCipedia will be rebuilt with his [[Monthly Tugboat|own funds]]. He also states that he is [[Father Call|still shoveling snow]], and drawing the comic.

In his [[I am Alive|previous video]], Chris claimed that he was willing to acquiesce to [[Evan]]'s demands and do away with the character [[Simonla Rosechu]], Chris's imitation of Evan's [[Evan#Simonchu|Simonchu]]. Here, however, Chris admits the obvious: that he never planned to willingly stop infringing on Evan's creation. In an [[Chris and his Ego|impressive display of self-righteousness]], he characterizes being pressured to do the right thing as "blackmail."

The threats made in this video would later be incorporated into the ending of [[Sonichu 10]], where [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris<s>'s alter ego</s>]], with the help of other characters, brutally tortures and executes the [[Asperpedia|Asperpedia Four]] after they are given a show trial and condemned to death.

==Video==
{{tardrage}}
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|yghjR8i6mhk}}
| stardate = 9 [[February 2010]]
| subject = {{Website|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}
| shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}} STRAIGHT White Lines
| previous = [[I am Alive#Part 2|One more thing...]]
| next = [[Christian Love Day (video)]]
}}

{{quote|They took away that which inspired their own comic pages. They destroyed... what was undestroyable.}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Captain's Log]], February 9th, 2010.

As much as it is to my dismay, I have to point out... but, you can thank... ''Alec. [[Evan]]. Sean.'' And ''Mao'' on the [[Asperpedia]], 'cuz I got... confessions from them. And they have done so already. They. Took down. My own [[CWCipedia]]. They even pr- they even... prohibited me from being able to make any updates! Because of that god dang Evan. [''Clenches his [[Claw of Fail|claw]] into a fist.''] If I could go back to before [[November 2007]], I would've never view that- viewed that damn [[ED]] page, and then I would never have had to deal with you damn dirty [[trolls]]. But I know I realize one thing now, and I have suffered through so much torment, and this one just really just takes the cake.

You all just want a response from me... you get one hell of a response. And L- [[True and Loyal Fanbase|all my true, loyal fans]].. can s.. ''blame those in the Asperpedia'', [''points at the camera with four fingers''] those four. 'Cuz they ''have''... done the wrongest. They took away that which inspired their own comic pages. They destroyed... what was undestroyable, but ''can'' be re- built. And I will rebuild it... with my own help, and [[Chris and money|my own funds]].

I have people on the inside. The CWCipedia will be back up. And I never wanted to kill [[Simonla]]. But I was practically back- ''blackmailed'' by that goddamned Evan. [''Raises Claw of Fail again.''] I would have him in a psychic link within my [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|psychic powers]], [[Manchester High School|FROZEN IN TIME]]! And then I would put him in the jail cell... as with the same fate between Alec, Sean, ''and'' Mao. And after what they have done unto me so far, which they did not have to do, but they did and they are all guilty of tormenting me like they have... I would have them [[Death threats|EXECUTED]]! And I don't care what they think or what they say, this is my stand against you four: [''flips off camera with his right hand''] Rot. [''flips off camera with his left hand''] ''In.'' [''throws both hands at the camera as if doing a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]'']
{{RageQuote|HELL!!}}
[''Moment of silence. Chris appears to be on the brink of tears.'']

Anyway, everybody else... have a good day. [[Lie|I'm still shoveling snow and drawing and coloring]], regardless of there bein' a website or not.

[''Looks all dejected and reaches for his camera to turn it off'']

Have a good day.

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, February 2010| 2010-02-09]]
[[Category: Asperchu Saga videos| 2010-02-09]]
[[Category: CWCipedia Saga videos| 2010-02-09]]

Adam Stackhouse

2012-10-18T04:26:56Z

KiraYamato:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|<nowiki>*</nowiki>The EX-Winner, Adam Stackhouse, was DISQUALIFIED on the grounds of violating the Official Rules on TWO COUNTS:
-He Had Licensed BeatBox Music playing from a licensed BoomBox.
 -He Had his SISTER ILLEGALLY in the video without authorized consent.|Chris's version of the rules}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Trolls
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:AdamStackhouse.jpg|250px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Adam Stackhouse
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Siblings'''
| Anna Stackhouse
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Filmmaker Cockblocker
|-
|}

'''Adam Stackhouse''' was the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] ''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]'' contest. [[Chris]] felt that he should have won, and thus harbored a grudge against him.

In order to win, Chris orchestrated a mass spamming of votes via dummy sockpuppet accounts, so that he would not only win a [[PSP]] for his then love interest [[Megan]], but also claim the prize of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to the [[2007]] [[Wikipedia:Penny Arcade Expo|Penny Arcade Expo]]. He had hoped to bring Megan on the trip and eventually make love to her in their shared hotel room, losing his "[[virgin with rage]]" moniker once and for all. As a result, Adam had inadvertently cock-blocked Chris, by simply being more talented.

In a huge display of [[hypocrisy]], Christian wanted to get back at Adam for cheating, as he used more than one person in his video (in a rather nice display of family, Stackhouse's little sister has a role, which Chris believed was illegal, even though Adam does all the singing) and used music in the background (which didn't count as it was [[Wikipedia:beatboxing|beatboxing]], even though Chris believed it was a [[Wikipedia:Boombox|boombox]]). Chris ignored the fact that not only had he himself also cheated by registering many fake accounts to vote for himself, and also blackmailed his [[Cole Smithey|half-brother]] into voting for him as well.

Chris was so angry about the outcome of the contest that he created a fake webpage proclaiming himself the victor.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> He also created a [[CWC is Angry|creepy video]] in which he repeatedly shot a photo of Adam and his sister in silence with a [[Megatron Pistol|toy gun]].

Adam Stackhouse is the complete opposite of Chris. Evidence to prove this is the fact that he graduated as [[Honor roll|valedictorian]] of his graduating class in college.<ref>http://web.wm.edu/news/archive/index.php?id=3657</ref>

==Adam's entry==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|lA84b9eCyZA}}</center>

{{quote|Number 2: From adamstackhouse; Video1: It's okay, if you like someone making the music in the background. It took away pops from the rappin of the two cooks. And adding seafood like in the song to the cake... are you kidding? They should have done it without the noise; it's in da rules. A petite comical moment comes around with an empty plate for no sample and turning off the [[TV]] after "thinking about it". I give it 4/5 Stars for moderate effort.|Chris in [[PSN Blogs]] in July 2007}}

==Chris's opinion of Adam==

{{quote|My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. 
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo [[Anger|ANGRY]] of the fact that the [[Sony|Playstation company]] and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to http://www.us.playstation.com/, and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their "Contact Us" link. So that SWORN ON MY [[autism|AUTISM]], JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris on Adam Stackhouse<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm</ref>}}

He also thought Adam was cheating because he thought Adam's beatboxing counted as background music, even though beatboxing is music made with the voice and is therefore [[Wikipedia:A cappella|a cappella]]. Naturally, Chris ignored the fact that he cheated himself by bombarding Sony with fake accounts in order to win.

In a [[PlayStation Network]] post from 4 August 2007, Chris goes into detail about his feelings on Adam Stackhouse:

{{quote|This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This [[JERK]]'s Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!!

In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, [[Autism|High-Functionally AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]]. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.

I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]" for my whole life.

I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to [[Death threats|DIE and BURN]]!

As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****!|Chris in PSN Blogs in August 2007}}

==Adam's opinion of Chris==

{{quotebox|No remorse... I mean, I didn't even know the wonders of CWC until a year after the contest... I noticed a string of comments about his entry at that point coming from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED page]] (at that time there was a longer passage on [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|the Parappa contest]], before he really went off the deep end). That's when I discovered the apology video, where he retracted the threats on my sister and I. I've always wanted to see [[CWC is Angry|the lost video]] where he calls me "no-good" and repeated shoots a picture of me...

I've been following the whole thing since I discovered it about six months ago, thanks to CWC's [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|Sept 24 2008]] update video... and yeah, it was pretty shocking and bizarre as I slowly put the pieces together..."<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments=1&v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments]</ref>|}}

==See also==
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]
*[[CWC is Angry]]
*''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]''

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://theavadventure.com/ AVAdventure Productions], Adam Stackhouse's production company

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