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Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!

2020-11-09T16:13:48Z

Klop:

[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! ...wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]

'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Chris]]'s awful [[music]]al project, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. It was released in [[2009]].

==Background==
After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "[[Ivy]]", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted almost entirely of pop music from the late [[1990s]], but ''COMEBACK!'' branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art pop, and R&B from the 1970s to today.

Notable also is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] on bass and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]] on drums. While a newfag would think that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to [[Chris and art|artistic]] differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while [[Shadow]] died of a cocaine overdose. Also depicted is [[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]]; it was later revealed in the [[Ivy Q&A]] that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.

Because the album material was leaked by [[trolls]] rather than officially released, Christian does not consider it to be a [[TRUE and HONEST]] part of the Hedgehog Boys canon, as he revealed in a [[Mailbag]] correspondence with [[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]] in 2009<ref>[[Mailbag 14#He's a real Nowhere Man|Mailbag 14]]</ref>. His apparent plan to eventually give his two CDs an official release as paid merchandise never got off the ground, likely due to [[stress]] (as well as [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]).

==Tracks==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!
! Title
! Based on
!Subject
|-
| 1
| [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio]] — "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]"
| {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
|-
| 2
| "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna]] — "[[Wikipedia:Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 3
| "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]] — "[[Wikipedia:Take My Breath Away|Take My Breath Away]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 4
| "[[I Gotta Make My Move]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Rod Stewart|Rod Stewart]] — "[[Wikipedia:Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 5
| "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Kate Bush|Kate Bush]] — "[[Wikipedia:Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 6
| "[[Lovin' You]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Minnie Riperton|Minnie Riperton]] — "[[Wikipedia:Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 7
| "[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Meat Loaf|Meat Loaf]] — "[[Wikipedia:Paradise by the Dashboard Light|Paradise by the Dashboard Light]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Crass and Champ|Crustaceans]]}}
|-
| 8
| "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen]] — "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]"
| {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] & [[Layla Flaaffy|Layla]]}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 9
| "[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Justin Timberlake|Justin Timberlake]] — "[[Wikipedia:SexyBack|SexyBack]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Ivy|text}}
|}

==Reception==
While critics applauded [[Chris]] for upgrading the quality of the [[Chris and music|music]] he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.

Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is ''even worse'' than on the last.

Fans of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that [[Punchy Sonichu]] could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.

==Legacy==
[[Image:Comeback.png|thumb|right|On that very day, all you would see is this. ''Truly'' amazing.]]
On the 17th of April, 2019, COMEBACK! turned 10 years old. [[4chan]] users celebrated this by spamming a copypasta all over the Music board (/mu/).

==ORIGINAL LYRICS==
'''DO NOT STEAL'''
<gallery>
Image:TrollstasParadise1.jpg|"Trollsta's Paradise"
Image:TrollstasParadise2.jpg
Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|"Feel Our Love At Play"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove1.jpg|"I Gotta Make My Move"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove2.jpg
Image:IllNeverLeaveYouIvy.jpg|"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"
Image:PunchyandLaylasDanceInTheDark.jpg|"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"
Image:SexyForMyIvy1.jpg|"I'm Sexy For My Ivy"
Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
</gallery>

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download the album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]
[[Category:Music]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!

2020-11-09T16:13:06Z

Klop:

[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|right|A [[stress|long-awaited]] comeback album! Yay! ...wait a minute, this is only the ''second'' album?]]

'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!''''' is the second album by [[Chris]]'s awful [[music]]al project, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. It was released in [[2009]].

==Background==
After a four-year hiatus and buoyed by his new "relationship" with "[[Ivy]]", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over various songs. His tastes appear to have expanded slightly: the first album consisted almost entirely of pop music from the late [[1990s]], but ''COMEBACK!'' branches out into genres such as rap, rock, disco, art pop, and R&B from the 1970s to today.

Notable also is the replacement of [[Wild Sonichu]] for [[Sonic]] on bass and [[Punchy Sonichu]] for [[Shadow]] on drums. While a newfag would think that Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan knows that Sonic left the band due to [[Chris and art|artistic]] differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while [[Shadow]] died of a cocaine overdose. Also depicted is [[Layla|Layla Flaaffy]]; it was later revealed in the [[Ivy Q&A]] that Chris intended her to be the band's stage manager.

Because the album material was leaked by [[trolls]] rather than officially released, Christian does not consider it to be a [[TRUE and HONEST]] part of the Hedgehog Boys canon, as he revealed in a [[Mailbag]] correspondence with [[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]] in 2009<ref>[[Mailbag 14#He's a real Nowhere Man|Mailbag 14]]</ref>. His apparent plan to eventually give his two CDs an official release as paid merchandise never got off the ground, likely due to [[stress]] (as well as [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]).

==Tracks==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!
! Title
! Based on
!Subject
|-
| 1
| [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio]] — "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]"
| {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
|-
| 2
| "[[CWC Like a Virgin]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Madonna (entertainer)|Madonna]] — "[[Wikipedia:Like a Virgin (song)|Like a Virgin]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 3
| "[[Feel Our Love At Play]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Berlin|Berlin]] — "[[Wikipedia:Take My Breath Away|Take My Breath Away]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 4
| "[[I Gotta Make My Move]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Rod Stewart|Rod Stewart]] — "[[Wikipedia:Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?|Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 5
| "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Kate Bush|Kate Bush]] — "[[Wikipedia:Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 6
| "[[Lovin' You]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Minnie Riperton|Minnie Riperton]] — "[[Wikipedia:Lovin' You|Lovin' You]]"
| {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
|-
| 7
| "[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Meat Loaf|Meat Loaf]] — "[[Wikipedia:Paradise by the Dashboard Light|Paradise by the Dashboard Light]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Crass and Champ|Crustaceans]]}}
|-
| 8
| "[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen]] — "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]"
| {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Comics|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] & [[Layla Flaaffy|Layla]]}}, {{Sex|text}}
|-
| 9
| "[[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Justin Timberlake|Justin Timberlake]] — "[[Wikipedia:SexyBack|SexyBack]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Ivy|text}}
|}

==Reception==
While critics applauded [[Chris]] for upgrading the quality of the [[Chris and music|music]] he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in [[Molvanîa]] where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon.

Critics were also quick to notice how the audio quality on the album is ''even worse'' than on the last.

Fans of [[Wild Sonichu]]'s mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]], which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that [[Punchy Sonichu]] could not live up to the legacy of Shadow the Hedgehog.

==Legacy==
On the 17th of April, 2019, COMEBACK! turned 10 years old. [[4chan]] users celebrated this by spamming a copypasta all over the Music board (/mu/).
[[Image:Comeback.png|thumb|right|On that very day, all you would see is this. ''Truly'' amazing.]]
 
==ORIGINAL LYRICS==
'''DO NOT STEAL'''
<gallery>
Image:TrollstasParadise1.jpg|"Trollsta's Paradise"
Image:TrollstasParadise2.jpg
Image:FeelOurLoveAtPlay.jpg|"Feel Our Love At Play"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove1.jpg|"I Gotta Make My Move"
Image:IGottaMakeMyMove2.jpg
Image:IllNeverLeaveYouIvy.jpg|"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"
Image:PunchyandLaylasDanceInTheDark.jpg|"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"
Image:SexyForMyIvy1.jpg|"I'm Sexy For My Ivy"
Image:SexyForMyIvy2.jpg
</gallery>

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download the album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]
[[Category:Music]]

Watchmen

2020-10-01T12:33:16Z

Klop:

{{ongoing}}
{{quote|You brought so much fucking [[Laughs Under Lucricities|joy]] to this world and you continue to do so. That's why[...] you need to remain safe.|Bismuth, one of the Watchmen, to Chris.<ref>[[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)]]</ref>}}

[[File:Watchmen.jpg|thumb|right|The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|accumulated]] [[Unholy Tetrad|filth]] of their [[trolls]] and [[weening]] will foam up about their waists and all the [[Dimensional Merge|Merge-deniers]] and [[A-log|A-logs]] will look up and shout "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY!]]" ...And I'll look down, and whisper "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm workin' on it.]]"]]
The '''Watchmen''' is the name given to a group of fantastical enablers whose members serve as gatekeepers and [[white knights]] for Chris, in a similar manner as their predecessors, the [[Guard Dogs]]. Their goal is to keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris.

As a faction, the Watchmen were instrumental in numerous events over the course of late 2019 onwards, such as attempting to dismantle [[Jacob Sockness]]’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server when the true intent of the server was revealed. Chris has maintained contact with the Watchmen since they first approached him, including [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|chatting with them]] on [[Discord Q&A 4|Google Hangouts]] and over [[Discord]]. The Watchmen were behind the [[2020 Discord leaks|Discord leaks in August 2020]].

Their approach is controversial as they gained Chris's favor by means of [[Enablers|enabling]] his delusions by pretending to be fellow [[CPU]] goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in [[magical thinking]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]].

While they share a name with the 1986/1987 DC Comics limited series by Alan Moore, David Gibbons, and John Higgins, the 2009 film adaptation (which is [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|not that long of a movie]], according to [[Emily]] and [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]), the 2019 HBO series, and the various comic book spin-offs, the Watchmen do not take inspiration from the franchise, in contrast to how [[The Miscreants]] modeled themselves after the Patriots from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''.

==Known members==
===Bismuth===
[[File:CPUBismuthHeart.jpg|150px|thumb|Avatar of CPU Bismuth Heart.]]
'''Bismuth''', also known by '''Heart''', '''Naught''', and [[Kiwi Farms]] handle '''anameisaname''', is the replacement leader of the Watchmen, taking over after Owls's removal.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> Bismuth monitors potential weens or enablers.

{{clear}}

===MKRNightVee===
[[Image:MeghanRingo.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Meghan]]
[[File:MKR enabling.png|200px|thumb|right||Meghan enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.]]
{{quote|I am a [[CPU]], that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as [[Chris]]tine.|Meghan, replying to [[Sarah and Steve]] questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs.<ref>[http://archive.md/lj64i Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain]</ref>}}

'''Meghan Kathleen Ringo''' (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases '''MKRNightVee''', '''CPUMagentaHeart''' and '''thepixietailartist''') appeared in early [[2019]]. She got into contact with Chris through Owls looking up Chris's phone number for her.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl2-png.644832/</ref><ref name=naughtclarify></ref> She presented herself to Chris as being the [[CPU]] goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]], offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/</ref> She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help.<ref>[[:File:MKR motives.png]]</ref>

She set up a Discord group for Chris, telling her friends to role-play as [[CPU]] goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.<ref>[[:File:MKR Discord Rules.png]]</ref>

During the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, MKR saw the danger in Sockness's intent, and steered Chris away from him in summer 2019; Sockness, who at the time was engaging in a full-scale war against Chris's enablers, followers and critics alike, considered MKR to be an enemy of his, and abused her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early [[November 2019|November]]. She, as well as Aqua, largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness.

{{clear}}

===Lainchu===
[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|Lainchu, as drawn by MKRNightVee.]]
'''Lainchu''', also known '''Lainchu the Chronicler''', is an OC created by Chris, whose purpose is to document Chris's activities (and unofficially, to provide Christorians with first hand information). Since 7 August 2020, Chris has assigned the role to one of the Watchmen, with the role initially assigned to the CWCki Discord server creator, [[User:Klop|Klop]]; however, as of late [[August 2020]], Klop has resigned from the role and another user has taken on the mantle, with Chris none the wiser.

Chris based the OC on the protagonist of the [[anime]], ''[[Wikipedia:Serial Experiments Lain|Serial Experiments Lain]]'', in which a teenage girl finds herself engaging with a virtual world network, reminiscent of the [[internet]].

===The WCT===
[[File:The WCT avatar.png|thumb|200px|The WCT's avatar.]]

'''The WCT''', also known as WildCat and Neko Onyx, is a Watchmen member who has archived calls involving Chris.

===Kyle===
The inspiration for Chris's [[:File:KylechuOC.jpg|Kylechu]] OC, '''Kyle''' appeared in the Google Hangout chats.

{{clear}}

==Ex-members==
===Owls===
[[File:Ryan Owls.png|thumb|200px|Ryan.]]
'''Owls''', also known as '''Ryan''' and '''CpuTurquoiseHeart''',<ref name=cpuowls>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl5-png.644835/</ref> was the original leader of the Watchmen group, who was later discredited as a person with shady motives.<ref name=naughtclarify>[[:File:Naught origin clarify 1.png]] amd [[:File:Naught origin clarify 2.png]]</ref> Owls set MKRNightVee up to interact with Chris and founded the Watchmen's Discord server. Owls also acted as a liaison between MKRNightVee's group and [[Guard Dogs]] member Marvin. However, Owls lied to both about his intentions and later disappeared from the group.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

===AquaDiamond8===
{{quote|Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the [[merge]] is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.|AquaDiamond8, March 2019<ref>http://archive.md/50xPX</ref>}}

{{quote|Still i dont want <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jacob Sockness]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this |AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019.<ref>http://archive.ph/0bMDM</ref>}}

[[File:Magi-Chan and AquaDiamond8.jpg|AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.|thumb|200px]]

'''AquaDiamond8''' is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a [[ween]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303</ref> to a [[white knight]], to an enabler and Watchman. In November 2019, during the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in order to lure Chris away from Sockness, Aqua joined the Watchmen and embraced Chris's delusional beliefs, changing her Twitter handle to '''CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro'''. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her [[OC]] interacting with [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>http://archive.md/lGets</ref> She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan:<ref>http://archive.md/ETlxV</ref>

{{Collapsible|Val Valentino lore|{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:Val Valentino, The Masked Magician.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician

Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad."

Dex #: unknown}}

Chris was enticed by this news:

{{quotebox|Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself.

Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively.}}

Aqua answered:

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with [[Polyamorous marriage|your hubby]] when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.}}}}

As of early September 2020, Aqua is confirmed to no longer be involved with the Watchmen's activities:

{{quoteboxgreen|in all honesty at first i genuinly wanted to help chris but after the incident with Wendy i wanted to make things better, and try to help him, and as someone with autism, and who has family that acts like chris, i knew how dificult it is to get them to beleive certain things. I guess going along with it and pretending to be a goddess was better than letting her be on her own and let someone else take advantage of her.

Note that i never wanted anything from Chris, and did want to help, and despite what Dillin says about MKR or some of the "enamblers, not all of them are bad, MKR is the nicest person i know and i know that she truely does care for Chris.

I wanted to to help them with keeping sockness away from Chris and though it took some time ive seen chris is no longer taking his crap serious. I do keep up to date whats been going on, but i dont interact.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak_ElSwC1Xo&lc=Ugw4uQfLu00i10Lrjq14AaABAg.9DSJjEeQ6nb9DSfhyTd-Ra</ref>}}

==Origins==
Around [[January 2019]], Owls, motive unknown, helped MKRNightVee to get into contact with Chris. MKR attempted to help Chris find [[CPU]] goddesses to talk to, telling her friends to role-play as goddesses to him over Discord; Owls acted as a gatekeeper between MKR's friends and Chris.<ref name=cpuowls></ref> Owls also acted as liaison between the CPU group and the [[Guard Dogs]] group (the latter group also gatekeepers to Chris at the time) but according to Naught, Owls misrepresented his true goals to both groups and gave them false information. Owls later disappeared.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

===Q&A===
A Christorian interviewed Naught on 4 September 2020, asking some clarifying questions about the Watchmen. They posted the answers on the Official CWCki Discord. The interviewer's questions are color-coded red, with Naught's responses color-coded white.

{{collapsible|Q&A|The first four questions appear to be referring to the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] server.

{{quoteboxred|Who started it and why?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Owls the guy who set-up mkr and [[Joseph Draft]] got aqua and mkr to draw some art to lure cwc in.}}

{{quoteboxred|How did Chris join there?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I was told it was going to be for Chris's patrons.}}

{{quoteboxred|Why was it killed?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|It was killed because owls and Joseph didn't know how to wrangle tards. Mkr aqua were being blamed for making it so I asked for a mod role kept asking for more perms and deleted all the channel's. I posted the rolling and trolling vid.}}

{{quoteboxred|Who killed it?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I killed it, Joseph and Smokey Chris TheSperge were using the server to gather content, they convinced Joseph I was Johan.

After a 4 hour conversation I got Joseph draft to face dox himself once he destroyed his drive with chris vs the internet.}}

The last two appear to refer to the Watchmen as a group.

{{quoteboxred|Why did Aqua leave?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Stress and people @ her on Twitter

Her and mkr are still frens}}

{{quoteboxred|Will this group be around forever?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|As long as Chris is in need or willing yes<ref>[[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 1.png]][[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 2.png]]</ref>}}}}

==See also==
*[[CWCProtectSquad]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}

Watchmen

2020-10-01T12:29:01Z

Klop:

{{ongoing}}
{{quote|You brought so much fucking [[Laughs Under Lucricities|joy]] to this world and you continue to do so. That's why[...] you need to remain safe.|Bismuth, one of the Watchmen, to Chris.<ref>[[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)]]</ref>}}

[[File:Watchmen.jpg|thumb|right|The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|accumulated]] [[Unholy Tetrad|filth]] of their [[trolls]] and [[weening]] will foam up about their waists and all the [[Dimensional Merge|Merge-deniers]] and [[A-log|A-logs]] will look up and shout "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY!]]" ...And I'll look down, and whisper "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm workin' on it.]]"]]
The '''Watchmen''' is the name given to a group of fantastical enablers whose members serve as gatekeepers and [[white knights]] for Chris, in a similar manner as their predecessors, the [[Guard Dogs]]. Their goal is to keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris.

As a faction, the Watchmen were instrumental in numerous events over the course of late 2019 onwards, such as attempting to dismantle [[Jacob Sockness]]’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server when the true intent of the server was revealed. Chris has maintained contact with the Watchmen since they first approached him, including [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|chatting with them]] on [[Discord Q&A 4|Google Hangouts]] and over [[Discord]]. The Watchmen were behind the [[2020 Discord leaks|Discord leaks in August 2020]].

Their approach is controversial as they gained Chris's favor by means of [[Enablers|enabling]] his delusions by pretending to be fellow [[CPU]] goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in [[magical thinking]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]].

While they share a name with the 1986/1987 DC Comics limited series by Alan Moore, David Gibbons, and John Higgins, the 2009 film adaptation (which is [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|not that long of a movie]], according to [[Emily]] and [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]), the 2019 HBO series, and the various comic book spin-offs, the Watchmen do not take inspiration from the franchise, in contrast to how [[The Miscreants]] modeled themselves after the Patriots from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''.

==Known members==
===Bismuth===
[[File:CPUBismuthHeart.jpg|150px|thumb|Avatar of CPU Bismuth Heart.]]
'''Bismuth''', also known by '''Heart''', '''Naught''', and [[Kiwi Farms]] handle '''anameisaname''', is the replacement leader of the Watchmen, taking over after Owls's removal.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> Bismuth monitors potential weens or enablers.

{{clear}}

===MKRNightVee===
[[Image:MeghanRingo.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Meghan]]
[[File:MKR enabling.png|200px|thumb|right||Meghan enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.]]
{{quote|I am a [[CPU]], that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as [[Chris]]tine.|Meghan, replying to [[Sarah and Steve]] questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs.<ref>[http://archive.md/lj64i Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain]</ref>}}

'''Meghan Kathleen Ringo''' (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases '''MKRNightVee''', '''CPUMagentaHeart''' and '''thepixietailartist''') appeared in early [[2019]]. She got into contact with Chris through Owls looking up Chris's phone number for her.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl2-png.644832/</ref><ref name=naughtclarify></ref> She presented herself to Chris as being the [[CPU]] goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]], offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/</ref> She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help.<ref>[[:File:MKR motives.png]]</ref>

She set up a Discord group for Chris, telling her friends to role-play as [[CPU]] goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.<ref>[[:File:MKR Discord Rules.png]]</ref>

During the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, MKR saw the danger in Sockness's intent, and steered Chris away from him in summer 2019; Sockness, who at the time was engaging in a full-scale war against Chris's enablers, followers and critics alike, considered MKR to be an enemy of his, and abused her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early [[November 2019|November]]. She, as well as Aqua, largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness.

{{clear}}

===Lainchu===
[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|Lainchu, as drawn by MKRNightVee.]]
'''Lainchu''', also known '''Lainchu the Chronicler''', is an OC created by Chris, whose purpose is to document Chris's activities (and unofficially, to provide Christorians with first hand information). Since 7 August 2020, Chris has assigned the role to one of the Watchmen, with the role initially assigned to the CWCki Discord server creator, [[User:Klop|Klop]]; however, as of late [[August 2020]], Klop has resigned from the role and another user has taken on the mantle, with Chris none the wiser.

Chris based the OC on the protagonist of the [[anime]], ''[[Wikipedia:Serial Experiments Lain|Serial Experiments Lain]]'', in which a teenage girl finds herself engaging with a virtual world network, reminiscent of the [[internet]].

===The WCT===
[[File:The WCT avatar.png|thumb|200px|The WCT's avatar.]]

'''The WCT''', also known as WildCat and Neko Onyx, is a Watchmen member who has archived calls involving Chris.

===Kyle===
The inspiration for Chris's [[:File:KylechuOC.jpg|Kylechu]] OC, '''Kyle''' appeared in the Google Hangout chats.

{{clear}}

==Ex-members==
===Owls===
[[File:Ryan Owls.png|thumb|200px|Ryan.]]
'''Owls''', also known as '''Ryan''' and '''CpuTurquoiseHeart''',<ref name=cpuowls>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl5-png.644835/</ref> was the original leader of the Watchmen group, who was later discredited as a person with shady motives.<ref name=naughtclarify>[[:File:Naught origin clarify 1.png]] amd [[:File:Naught origin clarify 2.png]]</ref> Owls set MKRNightVee up to interact with Chris and founded the Watchmen's Discord server. Owls also acted as a liaison between MKRNightVee's group and [[Guard Dogs]] member Marvin. However, Owls lied to both about his intentions and later disappeared from the group.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

===AquaDiamond8===
{{quote|Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the [[merge]] is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.|AquaDiamond8, March 2019<ref>http://archive.md/50xPX</ref>}}

{{quote|Still i dont want <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jacob Sockness]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this |AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019.<ref>http://archive.ph/0bMDM</ref>}}

[[File:Magi-Chan and AquaDiamond8.jpg|AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.|thumb|200px]]

'''AquaDiamond8''' is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a [[ween]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303</ref> to a [[white knight]], to an enabler and Watchman. In November 2019, during the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in order to lure Chris away from Sockness, Aqua joined the Watchmen and embraced Chris's delusional beliefs, changing her Twitter handle to '''CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro'''. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her [[OC]] interacting with [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>http://archive.md/lGets</ref> She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan:<ref>http://archive.md/ETlxV</ref>

{{Collapsible|Val Valentino lore|{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:Val Valentino, The Masked Magician.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician

Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad."

Dex #: unknown}}

Chris was enticed by this news:

{{quotebox|Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself.

Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively.}}

Aqua answered:

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with [[Polyamorous marriage|your hubby]] when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.}}}}

As of early September 2020, Aqua is confirmed to no longer be involved with the Watchmen's activities:

{{quoteboxgreen|in all honesty at first i genuinly wanted to help chris but after the incident with Wendy i wanted to make things better, and try to help him, and as someone with autism, and who has family that acts like chris, i knew how dificult it is to get them to beleive certain things. I guess going along with it and pretending to be a goddess was better than letting her be on her own and let someone else take advantage of her.

Note that i never wanted anything from Chris, and did want to help, and despite what Dillin says about MKR or some of the "enamblers, not all of them are bad, MKR is the nicest person i know and i know that she truely does care for Chris.

I wanted to to help them with keeping sockness away from Chris and though it took some time ive seen chris is no longer taking his crap serious. I do keep up to date whats been going on, but i dont interact.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak_ElSwC1Xo&lc=Ugw4uQfLu00i10Lrjq14AaABAg.9DSJjEeQ6nb9DSfhyTd-Ra</ref>}}

==Origins==
Around [[January 2019]], Owls, motive unknown, helped MKRNightVee to get into contact with Chris. MKR attempted to help Chris find [[CPU]] goddesses to talk to, telling her friends to role-play as goddesses to him over Discord; Owls acted as a gatekeeper between MKR's friends and Chris.<ref name=cpuowls></ref> Owls also acted as liaison between the CPU group and the [[Guard Dogs]] group (the latter group also gatekeepers to Chris at the time) but according to Naught, Owls misrepresented his true goals to both groups and gave them false information. Owls later disappeared.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

===Q&A===
A Christorian interviewed Naught on 4 September 2020, asking some clarifying questions about the Watchmen. They posted the answers on the Official CWCki Discord. The interviewer's questions are color-coded red, with Naught's responses color-coded white.

The first four questions appear to be referring to the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] server.

{{quoteboxred|Who started it and why?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Owls the guy who set-up mkr and [[Joseph Draft]] got aqua and mkr to draw some art to lure cwc in.}}

{{quoteboxred|How did Chris join there?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I was told it was going to be for Chris's patrons.}}

{{quoteboxred|Why was it killed?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|It was killed because owls and Joseph didn't know how to wrangle tards. Mkr aqua were being blamed for making it so I asked for a mod role kept asking for more perms and deleted all the channel's. I posted the rolling and trolling vid.}}

{{quoteboxred|Who killed it?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I killed it, Joseph and Smokey Chris TheSperge were using the server to gather content, they convinced Joseph I was Johan.

After a 4 hour conversation I got Joseph draft to face dox himself once he destroyed his drive with chris vs the internet.}}

The last two appear to refer to the Watchmen as a group.

{{quoteboxred|Why did Aqua leave?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Stress and people @ her on Twitter

Her and mkr are still frens}}

{{quoteboxred|Will this group be around forever?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|As long as Chris is in need or willing yes<ref>[[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 1.png]][[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 2.png]]</ref>}}

==See also==
*[[CWCProtectSquad]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]

==References==
<references/>

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Discord Q&A 8

2020-10-01T12:13:47Z

Klop: added succession templates to all q&as

On the afternoon of 24 [[September 2020]], Chris [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|(as Sonichu)]] answered another 10 user-submitted questions after over a week of hiatus, for '''Discord Q&A 8''', delivered through [[Lainchu]] in DMs. The questions and answers were both originally given in bulk and numbered, but they have been been divided with the numbering removed to improve readability. Lainchu's messages are color-coded green, while Chris's are color-coded yellow.

Because one of the questions was directed towards Chris of Dimension [[1214]], that question was answered first, out of order.

==Lyrics of a 1214 Michael Jackson Song==
[[File:RideOrDieLyrics.png|thumb|The assumed state of Michael Jackson in Dimension 1214]]
{{quoteboxgreen|In the meantime, here are the next questions:}}

{{quoteboxgreen|To Christine - Could you give us the lyrics to your favourite Michael Jackson song which was released after his death in this dimension (But where he was still alive in yours)?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You can answer whenever ready. (I believe that question #4 is directed to 1214 Christine)}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Here are some of the lyrics from (Alpha Timeline) Michael Jackson’s "Ride or Die": "I'm gettin' older, I don't lie. I do not feel the age. I've got my wisdom, my faith; I'm a sage. Life is a stage, we play our parts, but in my life I stay young at heart. I've been up, down and around. I'm not from this part of town. I've come from the hood of child, their youthful antics are from the wild. It is a miracle to keep that mood, when getting older's got you brood. (Verse): I'm living my life in this later age, I am a bit of a sage, but my youth keeps me wild and alive. Gotta stay young, because it's all Ride or Die."}}

==Least Favorite Troll==
{{quoteboxgreen|Who was your least favorite [[troll]]?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Okay, the other questions:}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama’s least favourite online Troll: [[BlueSpike]], hands-down.}}

==Notes on CPU and Merge Lore?==

{{quoteboxgreen|Do you keep written notes on the ongoing [[CPU]] and [[Merge]] lore, or how do you keep track of it all?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The details and ongoing events are continuously noted in this brain’s subconscious and backed up in multiple back-up cloud drives in the Cosmos, between Mama Chris Chan, [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu, and me, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu (Prime)]]. As well as all of the other collective wisdoms, experiences and insights of every single other self-counterpart in all other dimensions and timelines. You want a proper chronicling/catalogue of it all, ask Magi-Chan, in person, for the documents files.}}

==Why was Tails not in the Sonichu Comic?==

{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, why didn't [[Tails]] make an appearance in the Sonichu comics?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama has her choices when it comes to chronicling and her arts, she simply didn’t think or feel it well to bring in Tails in this dimension’s Sonichu books.}}

==Meaning Behind the Name "Merried Seinor Comic"==
[[File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 4, Page 8.jpg|thumb|[[Monty Python|"Comical delivery and word choice," indeed.]]]]
{{quoteboxgreen|What is the meaning behind the name "[[Merried Seinor Comic]]"?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That goes direct to that elderly cyborg guy’s self-counterpart in this dimension who works at the [[McDonald's|McDonald’s]] around here. Mama was going with a pun from the witness humor he had expressed, and feeling the upset from what had happened that time. Likely, he was married, but she wasn’t sure, so she went with something from “Ye olde Merry Men” and smooshed the “Merried” term, also implying that he had used to be more merry and positive. “Senior”, since he was that old. And “Comic” for his [[Random-Access Humor|comical delivery and word choice]] in each interaction.}}

==Why is Art Chris's Passion?==

{{quoteboxgreen|Why did you decide that out of all the things, [[art]] is your passion? Why do you pour so much time into art?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Because it resonated the most with the core of her soul, and this body (the Sacral Chakra and Heart Crystal). Plus, Mama really liked the arts.}}

==Chris's Greatest Strength and Greatest Weakness==

{{quoteboxgreen|Question for Christine, what do you consider your greatest strength? What do you consider your greatest weakness?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Strength: Endurance. Weakness: the [[Autism]], but it has become less of a weakness, and there is literally none of her soul, and this body, that is weaker than the autism.}}

==Speaking Up While Chris was Mute as a Child==

{{quoteboxgreen|Christine, during the time when you were mute as a child, was there ever a time you wished you could’ve spoken up about something?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Off-hand, that was super long ago and could hardly recall. But after a meditate into recollection, there are a number of things that Mama had wished she could have said between mid-[[1983]] and [[1989]]. But out of them all, it would definitely be at any time in the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|4th Grade, Before the Teacher, the Aides, and the Guidance Counselor pinned her to the floor,]] because if she had, they would have been more easily able to understand her. But she didn’t, and everyone got that high level of really frustrated to the point of [[Persecution complex|“Let’s abuse the brat and make ‘em talk”.]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[Stress sigh|*groan and *sigh]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That one was a real deep dive to recollect and put together.}}

==Chris's Greatest Accomplishment==

{{quoteboxgreen|What would you say is your greatest accomplishment in universe 1218?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|In [[Dimension 1218]]: getting as far as Mama did to get everyone to understand, appreciate, and listen to her on [[Honest Content|the true details about herself]], from her own words, as well as the existence of all of us [[OC]]s who have been literally right next to all of you this whole time. She’s also proud of me, Sonichu (Prime), having come as great a distance and growth for myself to be where I am, right now: speaking on her behalf and answering your questions with full honesty and knowledge to the fullest of our extent.}}

==Future Plans for the Sonichu Comics==

{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, what are your future plans for the [[Sonichu series|sonichu series]]?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Plans are still in the works, but the book series, as it is, will never cease; all plot holes will be filled, and all events will be caught up and chronicled as quickly as possible in the faster-than-time speed, personally. Everyone, you all, and we as well, are [[Reality Cartoon|literally living the comics in this very moment]], as we speak, breathe, continue on, and so forth.}}

==Conclusion==

{{quoteboxgreen|Great, thank you so much! We really appreciate these answers.}}

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Discord Q&A 8

2020-10-01T12:13:19Z

Klop:

On the afternoon of 24 [[September 2020]], Chris [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|(as Sonichu)]] answered another 10 user-submitted questions after over a week of hiatus, for '''Discord Q&A 8''', delivered through [[Lainchu]] in DMs. The questions and answers were both originally given in bulk and numbered, but they have been been divided with the numbering removed to improve readability. Lainchu's messages are color-coded green, while Chris's are color-coded yellow.

Because one of the questions was directed towards Chris of Dimension [[1214]], that question was answered first, out of order.

==Lyrics of a 1214 Michael Jackson Song==
[[File:RideOrDieLyrics.png|thumb|The assumed state of Michael Jackson in Dimension 1214]]
{{quoteboxgreen|In the meantime, here are the next questions:}}

{{quoteboxgreen|To Christine - Could you give us the lyrics to your favourite Michael Jackson song which was released after his death in this dimension (But where he was still alive in yours)?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|You can answer whenever ready. (I believe that question #4 is directed to 1214 Christine)}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Here are some of the lyrics from (Alpha Timeline) Michael Jackson’s "Ride or Die": "I'm gettin' older, I don't lie. I do not feel the age. I've got my wisdom, my faith; I'm a sage. Life is a stage, we play our parts, but in my life I stay young at heart. I've been up, down and around. I'm not from this part of town. I've come from the hood of child, their youthful antics are from the wild. It is a miracle to keep that mood, when getting older's got you brood. (Verse): I'm living my life in this later age, I am a bit of a sage, but my youth keeps me wild and alive. Gotta stay young, because it's all Ride or Die."}}

==Least Favorite Troll==
{{quoteboxgreen|Who was your least favorite [[troll]]?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Okay, the other questions:}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama’s least favourite online Troll: [[BlueSpike]], hands-down.}}

==Notes on CPU and Merge Lore?==

{{quoteboxgreen|Do you keep written notes on the ongoing [[CPU]] and [[Merge]] lore, or how do you keep track of it all?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The details and ongoing events are continuously noted in this brain’s subconscious and backed up in multiple back-up cloud drives in the Cosmos, between Mama Chris Chan, [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu, and me, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu (Prime)]]. As well as all of the other collective wisdoms, experiences and insights of every single other self-counterpart in all other dimensions and timelines. You want a proper chronicling/catalogue of it all, ask Magi-Chan, in person, for the documents files.}}

==Why was Tails not in the Sonichu Comic?==

{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, why didn't [[Tails]] make an appearance in the Sonichu comics?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama has her choices when it comes to chronicling and her arts, she simply didn’t think or feel it well to bring in Tails in this dimension’s Sonichu books.}}

==Meaning Behind the Name "Merried Seinor Comic"==
[[File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 4, Page 8.jpg|thumb|[[Monty Python|"Comical delivery and word choice," indeed.]]]]
{{quoteboxgreen|What is the meaning behind the name "[[Merried Seinor Comic]]"?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That goes direct to that elderly cyborg guy’s self-counterpart in this dimension who works at the [[McDonald's|McDonald’s]] around here. Mama was going with a pun from the witness humor he had expressed, and feeling the upset from what had happened that time. Likely, he was married, but she wasn’t sure, so she went with something from “Ye olde Merry Men” and smooshed the “Merried” term, also implying that he had used to be more merry and positive. “Senior”, since he was that old. And “Comic” for his [[Random-Access Humor|comical delivery and word choice]] in each interaction.}}

==Why is Art Chris's Passion?==

{{quoteboxgreen|Why did you decide that out of all the things, [[art]] is your passion? Why do you pour so much time into art?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Because it resonated the most with the core of her soul, and this body (the Sacral Chakra and Heart Crystal). Plus, Mama really liked the arts.}}

==Chris's Greatest Strength and Greatest Weakness==

{{quoteboxgreen|Question for Christine, what do you consider your greatest strength? What do you consider your greatest weakness?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Strength: Endurance. Weakness: the [[Autism]], but it has become less of a weakness, and there is literally none of her soul, and this body, that is weaker than the autism.}}

==Speaking Up While Chris was Mute as a Child==

{{quoteboxgreen|Christine, during the time when you were mute as a child, was there ever a time you wished you could’ve spoken up about something?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Off-hand, that was super long ago and could hardly recall. But after a meditate into recollection, there are a number of things that Mama had wished she could have said between mid-[[1983]] and [[1989]]. But out of them all, it would definitely be at any time in the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|4th Grade, Before the Teacher, the Aides, and the Guidance Counselor pinned her to the floor,]] because if she had, they would have been more easily able to understand her. But she didn’t, and everyone got that high level of really frustrated to the point of [[Persecution complex|“Let’s abuse the brat and make ‘em talk”.]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[Stress sigh|*groan and *sigh]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That one was a real deep dive to recollect and put together.}}

==Chris's Greatest Accomplishment==

{{quoteboxgreen|What would you say is your greatest accomplishment in universe 1218?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|In [[Dimension 1218]]: getting as far as Mama did to get everyone to understand, appreciate, and listen to her on [[Honest Content|the true details about herself]], from her own words, as well as the existence of all of us [[OC]]s who have been literally right next to all of you this whole time. She’s also proud of me, Sonichu (Prime), having come as great a distance and growth for myself to be where I am, right now: speaking on her behalf and answering your questions with full honesty and knowledge to the fullest of our extent.}}

==Future Plans for the Sonichu Comics==

{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, what are your future plans for the [[Sonichu series|sonichu series]]?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Plans are still in the works, but the book series, as it is, will never cease; all plot holes will be filled, and all events will be caught up and chronicled as quickly as possible in the faster-than-time speed, personally. Everyone, you all, and we as well, are [[Reality Cartoon|literally living the comics in this very moment]], as we speak, breathe, continue on, and so forth.}}

==Conclusion==

{{quoteboxgreen|Great, thank you so much! We really appreciate these answers.}}

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Discord Q&A 7

2020-10-01T12:12:56Z

Klop:

On the night of 15 [[September 2020]], Chris [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|(as Sonichu)]] answered yet another 10 user-submitted questions for '''Discord Q&A 7''', delivered through [[Lainchu]] in DMs. The questions and answers were both originally given in bulk and numbered, but they have been been divided with the numbering removed to improve readability. Lainchu's messages are color-coded green, while Chris's are color-coded yellow.

==U.S. Politics and the Election==
{{quoteboxgreen|Christine, have you kept up at all with modern US [[Chris and politics|politics]], and if so are you planning on voting?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you in advance!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|As much as possible and needed for our conscious to know; we know everything else having to do with politics from the wisdom of the cosmos, as well as many a future vision and foresight, so it’s a moot point to watch the news constantly, but to see and hear of the events off and on plenty and enough to confirm the path of events being continued onward as it should and will.}}

==The Fate of Mr. C and Little C's Dreaming Studio==
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|The Dreaming Studio.]]
{{quoteboxgreen|Hey Christine, do you know what happened to the "Dreaming Studio?"}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I take it you mean the Workshop [[Bob|Mister C./Robertchu]] had built in the backyard and worked from more than three decades ago. It still stands here, and it’s been pretty much used as storage for a lot of things, but it had been cleared out of the most unnecessary things within the past year.}}

==Dimensional Police==

{{quoteboxgreen|Hey Christine, does [[C-197]] have some sort of dimension-wide [[Jerkops|police force]] that you control to enforce your laws on different worlds around C-197 like Cybertron or equestria?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That job is mainly set up for amongst the deities and deity-types, and “Police” is not the correct term at all for them. There are individuals with the overpowered levels who voluntarily keep tabs and do the work as well, such as those mentioned in the [[Transformers]] media, involving the Shattered Glass dimension and so on.}}

==Most Powerful Sonichu==

{{quoteboxgreen|besides the sonichus that are obviously a cut above the rest([[Comic Chris|you]], [[Sonichu (character)|sonichu]], and [[Magi-Chan|magichan]]) which sonichu do you think is the most powerful, and why?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Taking it you are referring to the most powerful amongst the Regular [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]], as opposed to the Specials: that is a really tough call to make, as the population, including those owned by Trainers, are up into the hundred-thousands to millions, and all of the variables like excellent EVs and IVs, pumped up with Macho Brace, Shiny or not, yada, yada, yada. It’s not as easy to answer as out of all of the Mewtwos in existence, which one is the most powerful: obviously that would be our one-and-only [[Mewtwo]] that was originally cloned by Team Rocket’s scientists, and Mr. Fuji.}}

==Internet Fame Advice==

{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Chris, what is your advice to someone who wants to be internet famous regardless of gender etc?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Internet Fame has its hefty prices and whatnot. Also, it falls into the category of wanting to become popular, as that is fickle and transparent as well. But the best sage and sound advice I can offer for someone who wants to go for it: Be yourself, Do your best, Be [[Honest|honest]] with yourself, Make content that genuinely feels right and good with you; you’ll need lots of luck and charisma to me [sic] amongst the big-wigs of internet fame.

Flip-side of the coin: you will see a TON of [[Trolls|Hater]] Comments and [[Mailbag|email]]; simply ignore them. Generally, I would not read the comments, but if you do: do not take any of them personally or let any of them hurt your emotions, mentality, and feelings. Take em with that heavy grain of salt.}}

==Spiciest food that Chris has ever eaten==

{{quoteboxgreen|christine what is the spiciest thing you have ever eaten}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Ham, turkey and cheese omelette, with salt, pepper, and a dash of Ghost Pepper sauce.}}

==Sexual Reassignment Surgery==

{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, have you considered sexual reassignment surgery (srs), an orchiectomy, and or any other gender affirming medical procedures?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, and [[Chris and reality|this body is going to become fully, genuinely transformed and birth-able]].}}

==Has Chris seen more episodes of Pony Life?==

{{quoteboxgreen|Hey Chris, have you watched any other episodes of [[Pony Life]] aside from the premiere yet?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[My Little Pony Protests|No comment.]]}}

==Idea for the DNA Test==

{{quoteboxgreen|Who gave you the idea to get a DNA test from 23andme? And did someone advise you to make a video about it?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Ah, that actually was suggested by [[IdeaGuy]] during that bunch of events. No video making was suggested, but the Facebook post was made back then.}}

==Existence of a Reverse Mortgage==

{{quoteboxgreen|Does a reverse mortgage currently exist on the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler house]]? If it does, since when?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nope}}

==Conclusion==

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s all for now; please feel free to post another set of ten questions at your leisure.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you for all the answers!}}

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Discord Q&A 6

2020-10-01T12:12:34Z

Klop:

On the night of 11 [[September 2020]], Chris [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|(as Sonichu)]] answered another 10 user-submitted questions for '''Discord Q&A 6''', delivered through [[Lainchu]] in DMs. The questions and answers were both originally given in bulk and numbered, but they have been been divided with the numbering removed to improve readability. Lainchu's messages are color-coded green, while Chris's are color-coded yellow.

==Still an Animal Crossing fan?==
{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, are you still a fan of [[Animal Crossing|animal crossing]]? Do you play [[Wikipedia:Animal Crossing: New Horizons|Animal Crossing: New Horizons]]?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks in advance! Feel free to answer back whenever you are ready.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, Lainchu. I’ll take a few minutes now to answer the question set.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama still like Animal Crossing, but she hasn’t played the games in a long time; last one she played was [[Wikipedia: Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer|the one with the Real Estate on 3DS]]. She has not played ACNH; she does not have a copy; I haven’t played it yet either.}}

==Has Chris played any Zelda games?==
{{quoteboxgreen|Hi Christine, have you ever played any of [[Zelda|the legend of Zelda]] series and if so which games? Have you got a favourite Zelda game?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|She has played most of the Zelda games. Par with her memory, can’t say for sure, but the one she got the farthest in was either [[Wikipedia: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Ocarina of Time]] or [[Wikipedia: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker|Wind Waker]].}}

==Wishing to have done anything differently?==
{{quoteboxgreen|Hey Chris, do you ever find yourself looking back on your life and wishing you'd done anything differently through the years? If so, what would you change; if not, why not?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That’s a doozy of a question. She has considered that before. She can’t just remove anything having to do with the Haters and [[Trolls]] in the past, because that was a major part of her further self-development, even though she wanted to; she can’t, because that wold royally screw up this [[Dimensions|Dimension/Timeline]] set as it is. Anything that she would change if she could that would not have too big repercussions on anything: She’d swap the OG [[Sonichu Medallion]], as well as the second one that fell to the manipulation of [[BlueSpike]], with duplicates, so then the OG one would stay on as the fully-upgraded medallion that would be worn today.}}

==Best episode of Sonichu?==
{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, what episode or [[Sub-Episode|sub-episode]] of the [[Sonichu series]] would you consider to be your greatest work?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Presently, I’d give three answers to that in no particular order: the entirety of [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]], and [[Sonichu 15|book #15]] that is still in process which expands on that a lot further and better, and [[Sonichu 12-9|Nightstar’s story]].}}

==Drawing that took the most effort==
{{quoteboxgreen|What single drawing/panel have you spent the most effort on?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Single drawing?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[File:Nine-Sheet Sized Masterpiece.jpg|500px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|How about a nine-sheet sized masterpiece?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Took a few days to complete it.}}

==Advice to Chris's younger self==
{{quoteboxgreen|If there’s one piece of advice or bit of wisdom you could give to your past self,

What advice would it be?

At what age would you give the advice to yourself, and

Why?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Woahly crap, has Mama given that topic a ton of thought before, and it’s a three parter.

(Going out of order for a reason)

B) [[Chris's birthday#2000, 18th birthday|February 24, 2000; 18-years old]]

C) Birthday Party; with the circle of [[gal-pals]] all there in attendance to witness

A) She’d tell herself, “Young Christian, you will be most expansive in your mentality and open-mind; also, these gal-pals of yours are only hired help; you can do better than them in genuine friendships.”}}

==Sonichu's favorite food==
{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]’s favorite food is chili dogs. What’s Sonichu’s favorite food?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|OH, a question for me for once. I actually enjoy a good fruit or vegetable salad. Processed and cooked meats, chili dogs are included in that, are good, but growing up as a wild [[Pikachu]] with a protective pair of parents over my developmental early years, fruit is just common, juicy and good locally in the forest. On the veggie side, though, I’m still allergic to [[pickles]]; not cucumbers, though.}}

==Next gen consoles==
{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, are you getting any of the next gen consoles? If so, what games are you excited for?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Taking you mean the new [[Playstation|PS5]] or [[Hex-Box|XBox S]] generation of consoles; Mama had not really given that much thought, and I haven’t as much either, considering we’ll be in a [[COVID-19#Stopping the pandemic|new timeline free of this pandemic and all of that.]]}}

==Position on tobacco and marijuana==
{{quoteboxgreen|Hey there! Just wanted to know, what is your position on [[Tobacky|marijuana and tobacco]] now? Will you still send all tobacco to the [[moon]], and is it still illegal to possess marijuana in [[CWCville]]?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama’s mentality and feeling on that is not as strict, and she’s pretty much letting everyone make their own choices on all that. Like in the majority of the [[United States]] in this Dimension, the weed is mainly legal by prescription. Can’t go cold turkey on everyone in general, so she won’t send the shit to the moon.}}

==Advice for amateur writers==
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you have any advice for amateur writers like me who are just getting started?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|For all amateur writers, in general, who are getting started: simply put, take your time, write what you know, feel, and will; meditation to clear and focus your mind is beneficial; and make sure you are going into your work with genuine passion and love.}}

==Conclusion==
{{quoteboxyellow|There you go.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’ll check in again later.}}

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Discord Q&A 5

2020-10-01T12:12:12Z

Klop:

'''Discord Q&A 5''' was answered late at night on 8 and 9 [[September 2020]]. The questions were delivered by [[Lainchu]] in DMs, whose messages are color-coded green, and answered by [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|Chris-as-Sonichu]], whose messages are yellow. Although the questions and answers were both primarily numbered and delivered in bulk, they are split up to improve readability, with the numbering removed.

==If Sonichu could be in any Sonic game==
{{quoteboxyellow|Ask me the questions here in DMs, please.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Sure}}

{{quoteboxgreen|One moment}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Most of the questions are directed at Christine}}

{{quoteboxgreen|"Dear Christine: If you could have had [[Sonichu]] appear in any [[Sonic]] game, what game would you choose?"}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Answer at your own leisure. I've got plenty of these question submissions and have picked the best ones out for you.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That one I definitely answer with no problem: in her favourite classic Sonic game of all time: [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|Sonic CD]].}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And seriously, I would love it if someone did a fan animation version of the opening and ending animations with me and Rosey (in the ending part) in them, complete with the [[Sonic Boom]] tracks. Full versions of the videos; not the short versions that came in the original SEGA CD disc. And made into DLC for all platforms, including PC.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|And that DLC should be online for all platforms for Sonic Generations, Forces, and Mania as well; quick to install and ready to go.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama tried to install the Mod she downloaded of me for Generations, but it was too difficult for her to figure out at the time, the hard way.}}

==Perceptor Sonichu's Role==

[[File:Perceptor.jpg|thumb|Perceptor Sonichu]]

{{quoteboxgreen|Here is a batch of ten questions! Feel free to answer them when you are ready, with the amount of depth you feel is necessary.

Who is [[Perceptor Sonichu]] and what is their role? And are they a part of the [[Chaotic Combo]]?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Perceptor is one of the intelligence of our local group; she is the most intelligent, almost in equal with [[Magi-Chan]], but she’s not psychic. She is a Shiny Sonichu, and one of the Specials with the most direct link to the Chaos Energy from the [[Rainbow]] of [[Sonichu chronology#2003|2003]]. We call on her for more intelligence, analysis and insight.

The Chatoic Combo, as Mama had dubbed our group, mainly has been centralized around myself, Rosey, Blake, Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy and Magi-Chan. All other Special Sonichus and Rosechus, including Mama, Christine Chan, and Crystal Chan, are not initially part of the group, but we keep everyone in contact range for their skills and help. Of course, between Mama, Christine Chan and Crystal Chan, they’re more involved as secondary leaders. Magi-Chan had originally started the group, as fated, and our C.Chans help in organization and so on.}}

==If anything could be changed about the Sonichu series==

{{quoteboxgreen|If there was one thing you'd like to change most about the [[Sonichu series]], what would it be and why?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Speaking for Mama from her memories and experience: essentially to change even one thing in the books she has drawn and written over the past years, (not counting additional details that were originally left out, like Doctor [[Ren Skysoar]] working with [[Giovanni]] and [[Eggman]] in book 1 for example) is to literally change and alter History in [[C-197]], which in turn would literally alter and change our present in both C-197 and [[1218]] in this timeline.

But, if she did have the choice to choose without Any negative repercussions or consequences upon our present and future: she would want to remove Every [[Homos|Anti-LGBTQ]] depiction and statement she had ever written and portrayed.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|''[Lainchu reacts to the message with a rainbow flag emoji]''}}

==Variations of Sonic in C-197==

{{quoteboxgreen|How do all the variations of Sonic the Hedgehog co-exist in C-197? Do they all get along with each other over there?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|In C-197, there exists our one-and-only OG Sonic the Hedgehog, and he has the combination of powers and abilities of all of the other alt-dimension and timeline Sonics. He’s mainly the present-day video game Modern one in physical appearance, and [[Blarms|he’s not going to have blue arms ever]]. So, yeah, he has access to the abilities of the “Archie Comics” Sonic, “IDW” Sonic, and just about every other Sonic ever chronicled in this Dimension. But in how they get along together, your answer to that can be read amongst the Archie comics.}}

==Most interesting thing about Chris==

{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, many consider you an interesting person. As such, what do you feel is the most interesting thing about you that you love and would never change?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Interesting thing about Mama? [[Chris and his ego|In my humble opinion, what is Not Interesting about her?]]

But, seriously, speaking on her behalf, she would never change her eyes and their [[Heterochromia|Heterocromia]] colours of blue to the left and green to the right, and all of the other OG special traits and abilities they have.}}

==Where Chris sees himself in 10 years==

{{quoteboxgreen|Dear Christine, where do you see yourself in 10 years?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Funny, she used to be unable to see herself in a far ahead time of the future; ask her that question, she’d draw a blank. But now, definitely in ten years, in fifty years, in a hundred years, in a thousand years, in a million years, into Infinity, [[Chris and reality|she’d still be alive, kickin’, all Goddess Overpowered,]] defending [[Cwcville]], helping everyone else, protecting the Earth, and having visited as many other alt-dimensions of interest and as needed of her presence and help in putting them back in balance.}}

==Charlottesville as a place to live==

{{quoteboxgreen|Would you say the [[Charlottesville]] are ''[sic]'' is good to live in?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Charlottesville, Virginia, in general is mostly a safe and good place to reside in, commute, and be in, with all of its lustrous and expansive history and kind peoples in it. It still has its flaws, of course, but don’t let that deter you.}}

==Quarantine Activities==

{{quoteboxgreen|What have you been doing during quarantine? (your favorite shows to watch, video games to play, etc.)}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I, Sonichu, can definitely answer that question, personally, since the Quarantine time pretty much really started [[Spirit possession|After Mama and I swapped bodies on March 31.]]

With Rosey by my side most of the time, keeping me and this body safe, and working with everyone else here at this temple and so on, I’ve been pretty much living life, psychically, cosmically and interdimensionally monitoring the events of not only the Merge in continued progress with confirmations from the news, tweets, current vids, visions and meditation, and so on. Other than that, we’ve also been playing [[Pokemon GO]], binging and watching whatever from the iPad, getting out and about as much as possible and moving about with these legs and all. I continue to personally feel, experience, and witness the genuine progress of everything that all lead to me finally getting. back to Cwcville in and with this body for the better future of this Omega timeline of ours.}}

==Operation of CWCville's Government==

{{quoteboxgreen|How does the government of [[Cwcville]] operate exactly? The procedures are only ever really hinted at in the comics so a detailed explanation would be appreciated.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[[Chris and politics|Politics]]!!! You mention Politics to Mama in the past, it’d go over her head, although she has had subconscious knowledge and know-how of it all from Christine Chan, and so on with her deity responsibilities. But in Cwcville, it is literally the same as Any other city and area throughout the United States in both of our two dimensions. That’s the one constant between both Dimensions, regardless of which side of the freaking Iron Curtain you are in: the Politics remain the same. There are differences between the self-counterparts of some of the elected officials and whatnot, like [[Trump]]’s self-counterpart, and considerable mental opposite, is literally Herbert Garrison from [[South Park]], Colorado. Yet he touts himself as Trump, to keep up the chronicled appearances, like in the show. Regardless, [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] is Set to be the next president of the USA in our merged dimensions (or in both dimensions, period, however you wish to phrase it, since we’ll all be in the same dimension without the freaking Iron Curtain dividing us).}}

==How OCs come into existence==

{{quoteboxgreen|How exactly does an [[OC]] come into existence? Are there limits to OCs powers?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Original Characters and Fictional Characters come into existence by typical normal means of birth, or elaborate as chronicled. We are generally pre-existent for everyone to discover and chronicle about in your Dimension, as you all are for us to chronicle in ours. The mutual thing is that depending on the author in either dimension, should we choose to add or alter a detail along the way in chronicling, it literally translates and transitions into that individual who is being chronicled by the direct and Original Creator, as, in part, we can be considered to be Your Original Creators as well. Use common sense and mull it over for yourselves; it is very much Metaphysical and simply Meta.}}

==Video Game sequel wish==

{{quoteboxgreen|If you could have a sequel to any [[video game]] what would it be?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Knuckles’ Chaotix; a re-release on modern consoles and PC, and a Sequel to the original 32X Game.

Another game Mama would love to see a re-release, and maybe a sequel: [[Wikipedia:Sonic Shuffle|Sonic Shuffle]]. A sequel to [[Wikipedia:Lollipop Chainsaw|Lollipop Chainsaw]] (for some odd reason) also came to mind.}}

==Conclusion==

{{quoteboxgreen|Thank you so so much!!! These are all great answers, and your followers will be most happy to hear them!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Cool. That was a brain bender.}}

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Discord Q&A 4

2020-10-01T12:11:47Z

Klop:

'''Discord Q&A 4''' took place over a call between the [[Watchmen]] and Chris on Google Hangout on 28 [[August 2020]]. Starting off as a general conversation, at the 38:30 mark, it shifts to the ongoing [[Discord Q&A]].

==Questions asked==
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Did Bob like Rock n Roll?

Can you speak more about who and what [[CWC Psychlight]] is?

How many of [[Bob]]'s records do you still have? and do you still use any of them?

What is your favourite Pokemon game ever?

If you could meet any one of your past trolls, who would you choose?

What are your thoughts on virtual reality games?

What do you want to be remembered as? and what do you think you will be remembered as?

Do you think your discovery on the internet has lead to more good or more bad?

What are your thought on Virtual Reality video games?

What is your favourite Disney movie? and why do you like it over the rest?

What is your favourite Dreamworks movie? and why do you like it over the rest?

Why do you think you held anti-LGBTQ+ views in the past?

You had to retire from the mayorship of [[CWCville]] because it was too much responsibility. Are you sure you want to become a deity? It has a lot more responsibilities than being mayor.

To reduce stress over being a deity, why not give someone else the mantle of [[CPU Blue Heart]] like you gave [[Allison Amber]] the mayorship of CWCville?

How is [[Brendan Fraser]] doing as mayor of CWCville?}}

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==Description==
Chris role-plays as Sonichu in this Q&A conducted by The Watchmen over Google Hangout voice chat. Watchman #1 asks all fifteen questions, while Watchmen #2 and #3 mostly listen in. All three Watchmen offer occasional "Hmm"s of understanding, confusion, or because there is simply nothing else that can be said in response to Chris' megalomaniacal ramblings.

Although Chris remains calm throughout the majority of the interview, his delusions are on full display- including the worrying idea that his body is immortal.

==Transcript of Q&A portion==
===Bob's musical tastes===
'''Watchman 1''': Uhh- can we- uhh- run through some of these questions? Soni? Uhh. Okay, um- di- uh, [[Bob]] like rock and roll?

'''Chris''': Uhh, Mr. C- uhh, no, he was mainly into jazz and cla- and. . . the- and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|the classics]]. Uhh, blues- uhh, um- yeah, he was not into country or pop or rock and- rock and roll type of thing.

'''Watchman 1''': Okay, so jazz and uhh. . . well- uh, yeah. Uh, jazz and-

'''Chris''': I forget there's a- there was a hierarchy Mama had in her talkin about this, uhm-

'''Watchman 3''': Hmm.

'''Chris''': We had classical blues, uh- jazz, b- boogie-woogie, I mean if you- I mean you could essentially get a grasp on- you know, if you consider classical- classic, like you know, Mozart and that sort of thing, being-

'''Watchman 1''': Oh, yeah.

'''Chris''': The- like, you know, the oldest- the earliest form of music, and then you get progressive and higher- um, you could say Mr. C.'s taste in music was about as high as like, you know, the- somewhere in the 40's or 50's. So-

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': -Yeah, jazz, pretty much the highest point you're gonna get- you- you've gotten out of him. He doesn't like country music either.

'''Watchman 1''': Huh, that's interesting because somebody hypothesized that- you know, somebody- that he might be a jazz fan, but I'm- I'm glad to hear he liked the classics. That's good.

'''Chris''': Yeah, he's- yeah, he's a major- he was a major- he's a major jazz fan.

'''Watchman 1''': Huh, that makes- that makes sense. He seems to have- uhh, you know, the rhythm for it. Uhh, any- any gospel?

'''Chris''': Yeah, he likes- he likes gospel music too.

'''Watchman 2''': Mhm.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, that's, that's good.

'''Watchman 2''': So I mean, like.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 2''': So like, (Unintelligible) you know, um-

===CWC Psychlight===
'''Watchman 1''': Okay- uhh- and, okay- uhh- so, someone asked- uh- can you speak more who and what is C-W-C Psychlight is?

'''Chris''': Oh, [[CWC Psychlight]], okay so-

'''Watchman 1''': Correct.

'''Chris''': So there's- so this was- this is one of Mama's self-counterparts who's literally a DC-branded superhero- cause Mama created her in the DC Universe Online game, and she ended up- uh- being generated in that alt-dimension and then ended up coming to C197 from there, and essentially has like- uhh- electric and psychic powers-

'''Watchman 1''': Huh.

'''Chris''': That's- uh- that's- her name is also Christine Weston Chandler, but she does not have a Sonichu clone, so she's not a Sonichu. So yeah, when she- she migrated here, and she also has been- our lives psychically linked to this OG Chris-Chan- been chronicling every single detail about her. . . in like, you know, in graphic- in graphic novels.

'''Watchman 2''': Mmmm.

'''Watchman 1''': Okay- uhh- okay-

'''Chris''': She can actually- and she can actually go fast through time or just chill within her own personal subspace- to where essentially, she goes in, she stays there for a while, and then she leaves- time hasn't passed that much from our- from our time. So- She gets- she gets a lot done in there.

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': In writing and chronicling all this. And also resting, she sleeps in there a lot.

'''Watchman 2''': [Laughs] Me and her could be good friends then.

'''Watchman 1''': Does it- uh- uhh- does it go faster or slower than Sonichu?

'''Chris''': Oh- um- um- no, actually- uh, for CWC Psychlight, she typically is- um- human speed, or like, you know, when she- or when she runs, she. . . can, like, run up to- or around- one to five hundred miles an hour. At best.

'''Watchman 1''': Hm. Interesting.

'''Chris''': So yeah-

===Bob's record collection===
'''Watchman 1''': Umm. . . I guess- uh- yeah, I guess- I guess this one should have been coupled with the other one, but somebody wanted to know: How many of Bob's records do you still have, and if so, do you still use them?

'''Chris''': Um- in this house- um- between- uh- what's inside the house, what's in the garden shed, and I'm guessing- I mean that's in the workshop right now. . . Just going with what's on Mama's memories here: I'm gonna say roughly- around or less than- one hundred or so records. And we haven't pl- we haven't played them in a long time, though we have been- a newer version of a record player that hooks up- that can hook into a USB. . . computer. So you can like, you know, rip music from LPs and convert them into digital.

'''Watchman 1''': Oh, is that- uh- is that something that- uh- Mr. C. got? Or is that something you acquired recently.

'''Chris''': Oh no, that was actually something Mama got. She ended up- uh- a few years ago- winning uh- she had retained [regained?] a bunch of scratch lottery numbers onto the online website [either 'those codes' or the name of a website] and she one a $500 Crutchfield gift certificate and she ended up buying that record player.

'''Watchman 2''': Ohh, that's very cool.

'''Watchman 1''': Oh nice.

'''Watchman 2''': I have a record player in my house.

'''Chris''': Yeah- so yeah- but I don't think you want- uh- eddy [?] - uh- you know- a- a- eddy [?] for this record player. At first I put a record player- a record on there, but it's too short, and it bounced all over the place, and he's like, to this record player, "You're firewood!"

Both '''Watchman 1''' and '''Watchman 2''': [Laugh]

===Favorite Pokemon game===
'''Watchman 1''': So- uhh- what- uhh- next, what is your favorite Pokemon game ever?

'''Chris''': Uhh, Mama's favorite Pokemon game ever. . . uhh- well I guess you can ask me as well- uh- or rather, which generation. . ?

'''Watchman 1''': Uhh- the question isn't very specific, so I guess you know, you have enough leeway to go either way. Just what is your favorite Pokemon game Ever. So I'm guessing across generations, across consoles, all of the above.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Umm- I think Mama's favorite would have to be generation three. Umm- uh- uh- either Ruby, Sapphire, or Emerald. But, you know, I guess we could do it with Emerald since that's the better of the three. And she also likes Pokemon- she also really enjoyed Pokemon Colosseum and XD. . . since she was able to. . . migrate from those two cartridges, as well as FireRed and LeafGreen. And-

'''Watchman 1''': [Chuckles]

'''Chris''': [Stuttering] And got Inuyasha up that 100 trainer mount- mountain.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 2''': [Giggles]

'''Watchman 3''': Mhm.

===Which troll would you meet?===
'''Watchman 1''': Umm- this one- uh- you could either say- just yes or no to if you don't wanna answer it. Uh- if you could meet any of your past trolls, who would you choose?

'''Chris''': Uhhh. Okay, okay. . . uh-

'''Watchman 1''': Feel free to just say no if you don't wanna answer it.

'''Chris''': Uh- it's all good. Um- I think if anybody, I wanna meet the person behi- the person who pretended to be [[Clyde Cash]].

'''Watchman 1''': Huh, that's- that's a- that's a good one.

'''Chris''': The person or people because Mama heard that that was- there was possibly- possibly more than one person, and then possibly being women, but that's beside the point.

'''Watchman 1''': Well- uh- yeah, the person who wrote the. . . book- fuck it, I might as well just say it- the person who wrote the book was Clyde's girlfriend. So, yeah.

'''Watchman 2''': Clyde's an older one, isn't he?

'''Watchman 1''': Uhh, well the person who wrote the book- uh, what was it- the- the girl who- the short little modelette [?] or whatever it was- that was Clyde's girlfriend who wrote the book.

'''Watchman 2''': Yeah, and I was just saying that was an older- that was an older generation- I guess troll- wasn't it?

'''Watchman 1''': Ehh, they're all really the same, they just change identities. That's the- uh- secret.

'''Chris''': I mean yeah- I mean yeah, Clyde Cash exists in C197, but he's been opn- he's been in the now, but he's mostly long gone essentially, but- you're- but- here in this dimension- um- you say Clyde's girlfriend, but I'm guessing you're referring to the- referring to [[PandaHalo]], or Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, as she had called herself.

'''Watchman 1''': Well- uh- this is a little bit of- I guess inside baseball, but Clyde was a- uh- Clyde was a cuck. And he used to get bossed around and bullied by his girlfriend. People on the- people on the PVCC and the CWC forums used to make fun of him.

'''Chris''': Yeah. They thought of him more as the person who was pretending to be Clyde-

'''Watchman 1''': They- uh- well, uh- they would make- they would make fun of Clyde because he had a very- he had a very big ego, and he thought he was the be-all end-all.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

===Thoughts on virtual reality games===
'''Watchman 1''': Okay- umm, what- uhh, what are your thoughts on virtual reality games?

'''Chris''': They're pre- they're cool. Uhh-

'''Watchman 1''': Any- uh, any- any favorites? Or-

'''Chris''': Uh, nothin' to say off hand- uhh, we don't have any VR helmets in the house right now. . . Though, if we were to get one, we'd probably get the one for the PlayStation 4.

'''Watchman 1''': Oh- the- uh, you'd get the PlayStation 4 version?

'''Watchman 2''': Mhmm, there's only PlayStation 4 VR headsets sold right now- besides- umm- Ocul-

'''Chris''': The ones that work with the- the ones that work with the iPhones.

'''Watchman 1''': Oh yeah-

'''Watchman 2''': Yeah-

'''Watchman 1''': You're supposed to- yeah, I was gonna say, like, I've s- I've- uhh, I've noticed- uhh, another version, they had the ones that are kinda just like goggles. Yeah, they should go over.

'''Watchman 2''': They're not really the greatest, to be 100% honest [laughs].

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, that makes sense.

'''Chris''': Yeah, but if I was- but if Mama was to get me a VR helmet, it would be the one for the PlayStation 4.

===What do you want to be remembered as?===
'''Watchman 1''': Nice. Umm. . . what- uh, what do you think- uh, you know, what do you want to be remembered as, and what do you think you will be- re- uhh, who do you- whoever wrote this is weir- uhh, wrote it in a weird way. Uh, what do you want to be remembered as, and what do you think you will be remembered for?

'''Chris''': Hmm, I guess Mam- I guess for Mama if- uhh. . . well, she wants to be remembered as- for who she is- uhh, ya'know, with- uh, for her life so far- and still ongoing- uh, she's- uh, [[Magical thinking|essentially living on forever- and this body's living forever]], by the way, you know that. Um- but- live- she would probably want to be remembered as. . . kind, positive person she always has been and was always meant to be, and that's despite every single negative that was inadvertently or mistakenly. . . taken- uh, done by her, or said by her, and taken out of context, and whatever else. Just- she wants to be remembered for everything that's true and positive about her, really. And- uhh, also the- also the [[Messiah complex|literal goddess that she is]]. . .

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And of course for all her- course all her [[art]] and [[Sonichu (comic)|books]] and all that. Uhh, what was the second part of that question?

'''Watchman 1''': Oh- uhh, the second part was- uhh, what do you want to be- uhh, the question was- umm, what do you want to be remembered as, and what do you think you will be remembered as?

'''Chris''': Oh, what do I- what does she think.

'''Watchman 1''': So- uhh, you know the sec- you already answered the first part of it, the second part is just, you know, peoples' perception, and you kind of-

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 1''': -answered that- though- yeah, you answered that in the first one.

'''Chris''': Yeah, I pretty much said that-

'''Watchman 2''': I-

'''Watchman 1''': [on top of Watchman 2 and Chris] Yeah, okay, and- uh-

'''Chris''': -remembering her as a goddess.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, and then- uh, this one ties in with the last, and then after this I'll go to a more fun question, but- uh- uhh, do you think the- do you think your discovery on the internet has led to more- more good or more bad- whoever wrote that question, that's not a- uhh, that's not a- yeah, anyway.

'''Chris''': Uhh- I'm gonna say, "immense." And I'm gonna say-

'''Watchman 1''': Mhm.

'''Chris''': -it was- it was good for the- for- for the mental and cognitive development. But- um, bad as like, you know, it was emotionally scarring and damaging, but still- more beneficial for the mental development. Which he needed to go through.

'''Watchman 1''': That's a good- that's a good way- that's a good way to put- uhh, that's a good way to look at it. Uhh, a lot of people with even a modicum of internet fame or internet- uhh, yeah, would go, you know, w- uh, or have gone mad from it.

===Favorite movies===

'''Watchman 1''': So- uh, okay, let's, you know, do a more fun one here, what is your favorite- uh, Disney movie, and why do you like it over the rest?

'''Chris''': Uhh, Mama's favorite movie of all time is Mary Poppins. The original.

'''Watchman 1''': Okay, yeah, that uh, that's a- that's a Disney movie, and- uh, wha- why- why do you like it over the rest?

'''Chris''': Uhh, the reasons for- her original reasoning for- she remembers the. . . animated segment where Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews were in the chalkboard painting, and the- and they- they animated penguin waiters.

'''Watchman 2''': [laughs]

'''Chris''': She liked the animated parts, and- uh, it was simply delightful and musical throughout. I mean, who doesn't love- or hasn't heard of-
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?"

'''Watchman 1''': expialidocious! Yeah, exactly, yeah. [singing under breath]
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, you'll only doing w-" [laughs] uhh, okay- yeah, another-

'''Watchman 2''': [singing] "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."

'''Watchman 1''': Another- uh- uh- uh, another fun one- uh, what is your favorite DreamWorks movie, and why do you prefer it over the others?

'''Chris''': [thinking] Ehh, DreamWorks, DreamWorks- I'm not-

'''Watchman 1''': I believe- I believe DreamWorks is- a- I think when they said DreamWorks, I think they meant Pixar.

'''Watchman 2''': Well, no, DreamWorks is like, you know, The Road to El Dorado, Spirit-

'''Watchman 1''': Oh, okay, okay

'''Watchman 3''': -How to Train Your Dragon- um-

'''Watchman 1''': Alright, okay, never mind-

'''Chris''': And they did the Transformers movies, too.

'''Watchman 1''': [joking] Leave me alone, I only watch anime! I'm not a fan of Western animation-

'''Watchman 3''': [laughing] It's okay!

'''Watchman 1''': [laughs]

'''Chris''': Umm, but I can answer both- uh, Mama's favorite Pixar movie of all time is the first Toy Story movie.

'''Watchman 1''': I prefer Toy Story 2 over 1 and 3. . . and 4. 4 I thought was just a cashgrab.

'''Chris''': She hasn't really watched the other three movies yet- at least this brain hasn't. Uhh, but as for favorite DreamWorks movie- not- uhh, can't say for sure. . . so, offhand- I'm gonna go with the Bumblebee movie.

'''Watchman 1''': Ooh.

'''Watchman 2''': [laughs]

'''Watchman 3''': Yay!

'''Watchman 1''': [thinking of Bee Movie] Is that the one with Seinfeld?

'''Watchman 3''': No, no, Transformers.

'''Chris''': No, not the Bee Movie.

'''Watchman 2''': Transformers.

'''Watchman 1''': OH, okay, not the- not Bee Movie, the Bumblebee, okay. I was- I'm having a slow moment.

'''Chris''': [on top of Watchman 1] I was talking about the latest Transformers movie.

'''Watchman 2''': [in reference to Bee Movie] That is a DreamWorks movie.

'''Watchman 3''': [also in reference to Bee Movie] That's a favorite of mine too.

'''Watchman 1''': [chuckles] Well, once they- once they got things away from Michael Bey. . . that's always a good starting point.

'''Watchman 3''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': [in reference to the Michael Bey Transformers franchise] Too many explosions, patriotism, and not enough focus on the Autobots and Decepticons. Too much-

'''Watchman 1''': Exactly.

'''Watchman 3''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': -too much hate against them as well.

===Past anti-LGBT views===
'''Watchman 1''': Yeah, exactly. Uhh- why- uhh, next one. Why do you- why do you think people perceived you to have anti-LGBT views/racist views. . . in the past.

'''Chris''': [Tired] Ughhh, that would definitely be going to- at any time- at most times before mid- before June 2014. . . Mama. . . [[JERKS|really, really, REALLY disliked the majority of all other males]]. . . All other male humans. Because they were- cause from her point of view, she was like, they were taking away all the. . . [[Noviophobia|other potential women who could be her partners, and essentially leaving her with nothing to choose from]]. . . and she was- and she felt like- and she had think- she had thought back then as well that those online trolls that were pickin' on her- that they were gay men, cause she was also being constantly mislabeled as a homosexual dude, and all that- so, she just kinda like- dis- she kinda like disassociated and just [groans] [unclear] everybody until 2014 when she started coming- when she was coming out more to her [[Transgender|trans-womanhood]], and realized she was [[bisexual]]. She needed to realize she was bisexual. So, she started. . . cooling down in 2014-

'''Watchman 1''': That's good.

'''Chris''': -on that. Sooo- all- that's a whole bunch of past details that's LONG outdated these days.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 2''': And see, the one thing-

'''Watchman 1''': Well, it's a- it's all a link- it's all a link in the chain, so it all, y'know, leans backward and forward, that's why it's good to clarify these details, especially for those who only have an outsider perspective and not a, y'know, True and Honest, y'know, insight- especially when, y'know, as you know, certain people will go out of their way to misrepresent things, and that's one of the reasons why [[Lainchu]] and other chroniclers where brought in to set the record straight-

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Watchman 1''': -and to get the- nuh, all the- sort of knock some sense into people.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Especially for what's left of this timeline, anyway, before I go back and undo-

===Finances===
'''Watchman 1''': Okay, yeah, okay- um, this is applicable to all the timelines and to everything, but the way that this person asked the question, it just brought up- uh, i- it brought up what- uh, Josh said earlier. . . uhh, about. . . they- they're asking about the [[Tugboat]], and it just reminded me that [[Null|Josh]] was saying- uhh, you know, like, if you- uh, you know, if you or Mama are interested in it- uh, at any time, at any point- uh, if you wanna come- come up with a schedule, if you wanna go on streams, if you wanna. . . do whatever, make- uh, make one page, make any art- uhh, you know, Josh has an LLC and an LLP ready to go- with your name on it. . . And, you and Mama will receive- uh, a stipend to the point where you will be able to keep your social security, your Tugboat and everything, and you will be able to receive all the money that you- that you would get. So, as long as you're able to to stick to- uh, stick to a plan and create a- a budget. . . and possibly. . . you know, just show up every once and a while on the stream here-there, because remember, people will pay for you to show up, and we would make sure- we would 100% make sure that it's not anybody troll-ish- uh, no [[BraveryJerk Interviews|bravery jerk]] nonsense. None of- uh, nothing like that. It would always be- it would always be legit.

'''Chris''': [oblivious] Yeah, that question is *very* complicated.

'''Watchman 1''': [heatedly] YEAH THAT WAS MORE OF A- A- yeah, it's just- uh, yeah, think- uh, *go ahead and think on that,* and just remember that- remember that that's there.

'''Chris''': I was thinking about it as I was listening to it, I mean, just essentially, I DON'T THINK- I don't feel that even with Mama's technology- we have the cult, we have a totally. . . bright. . . modern. . . current. . . amount of technology or cameras- an inability to be able to. . . do that as easily- plus this- plus this brain doesn't totally- doesn't totally- it's not totally tech savvy with that, even with the technology she has, and, you know, the best you can do is what she was- what I was able to do a few months ago within the- I've been watching the first three parts of Analysis & Anarchy: Red Vs. Blue- Violet Car Force [possibly Violet Card Force] coming out- uh, early September, so I'll be doing-

'''Watchman 2''': [surprised] Really?

'''Chris''': -a [[ Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|reaction video]] then as well. But yeah, that's essentially the best and- um, it's just like, you know, she would need like, a whole- a local team here. . . in order to help. . . to help this brain to understand what can be done, what- what needs to be done, how she can use this camera or that piece of tech with- uh, this and then. . . and all that, and all that, and aside from that, the scheduling- the way things have been working around here, it's just an erratic scheduling because so many. . . things just. . . spring up spur of the moment and we have to be ready for anything that spurred the moment- especially concerning- with the. . . shifts between dimensions and timelines- here, there, everywhere. . . and this has been that way around, so- and Mama's not even noticed subconsciously for a long time that she's been just working by. . . you know, just doing things as she felt. And. . . pretty much both runs too for today, just- you know, just doing as we feel and and are able to do it during this point in time. . . because, you know, cosmic energies- cause just like you know, one day, it can be like, you know, totally putting a whole massive amount of energy into this body, so it could be like, dude, a whole bunch of things for- I don't know, maybe for one more than twelve hours in the span of- though, that's another thing- or like, you know, just like sort of- or just like totally drain it and totally disable it, and then the day- and then the whole day is ruined. . . so, it's just. . . anyway.

===Is being a deity too much responsibility?===
'''Watchman 1''': Yeah. Okay- umm, wha- uhh- dudududududu. . . ye- uh, somebody asked- uh, you had to retire from- the mayor- the mayorship of [[CWCville]] because it was too much responsibility. Are you sure you want to become a deity? It has a lot more responsibilities than being mayor.

'''Chris''': Um-

'''Watchman 1''': That person obviously doesn't understand the lore, but- go ahead.

'''Chris''': What- okay- but. . . uhh, that was actually- okay, well that- firstly, that. . . fell on Christine-Chan, Mama's- uh, self-counterpart in [[C-197|C197]], and. . . she liter- she literally fell into that- and this goes along with the past. . . uh, dislike of the LGBT where. . . you know, that- uh, that- where Christine-Chan went forward in time to obviously an alternate timeline where they literally had come up with this- uh, anti-gay serum and then she literally came back in time with that. . . and obviously. . . and this was not put in book ten, but, yeah, Magi-Chan just knew that that was coming, and wasn't going to be able to stop Christine-Chan from doing that. . . but- and, you know, she was about to essentially gonna put it in the water system, but that's- and then she got stopped by Magi-Chan and she had to res- and she had to resign from being mayor at that time. . . And- uh, aside- and that- and aside from that- from all the other. . . exampl- all the other. . . specimens of that- of that. . . particular. . . substance that might have been brought back in time, or just essentially neutralized and properly disposed of. All of it.

'''Watchman 1''': Huh. Interesting.

'''Chris''': Except for that- except for that which was. . . ejected into [[Naitsirhc]]. . . cause that did happen, but- but obviously he. . . came back around- it just like, you know, it- it hit him at first, but- uhh, he was essentially immune to it.

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': So, go figure, paradoxes, all timelines and the effects, yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada. . .

'''Watchman 1''': Okay- uh, there's- there's a second part to-

'''Chris''': YES, I- yes, I am getting to that.

'''Watchman 1''': Okay, okay.

'''Chris''': So, right, so again, that was on Christine-Chan. Uh, this- this did not affect the Mama as much. . . because, you know, she- the bigger head, even above Christine-Chan and. . . uh, and just rest of us in- in our area of CWCville and all that, along with everybody, all the others, like, we- you know, in our dimension, we also have everybody else, including Donald Duck, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman, Gumball Waterson- uh, Kim Possible, yada yada yada yada yada. Everybody else that's- that's liv- living in our dimension on Earth and then- uh, in our space and all of that. . . uh- but, alright, so meanwhile, back here to. . . your- to your Christine- your Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu of 1218- your Chris-Chan. . . the OG one. . . yeah, she's always been a deity, and she had been trained to be a deity throughout her entire life without realizing it, and just this bit with- uh, being signed as mayor- well, that was mainly on Christine-Chan's part- that was- I was just more- also, kind of in part to Chris-Chan as well, but. . . yeah. Uhh, it was just a whole bunch of- but when it came to her just feeling- being off and on in this dimension, it was essentially. . . due to the faded events and the. . . cosmic differences between dimensions and timelines and so forth- [irate] it was also the [[Trolls| EMOTIONAL BULLSHIT SHE WAS GETTING FROM ALL THOSE FREAKING HATERS AND FOLLIES OVER THE YEARRRS.]]

'''Watchman 3''': [laughs]

'''Chris''': And all that- and then- so it just- she needed some- more time to toughen up and then. . . she did and within a- throughout the months with [[Idea Guy]], we ended up with her finally stepping- going- just- make- taking her real first steps into. . . becoming a deity, with- uh, getting help from [[CPU Blue Heart|Scarlet]], the original [[Hyperdimension Neptunia| CPU]] of the Commodore consoles, thus promoting Mama to that- to that bunch of responsibility as well, cause we all felt that it was time for her to take up that part and it was a time of me- concerning what the shit Idea Guy was doing at the time. . . So yeah, Mama's been- actually been progressing and doing a whole lot better since then. So yeah. . . essentially she. . . has stepped up and earned- is earning, more so- the right to be a- the literal deity that she is. And that was a brain-flow and a mouthful.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah-

'''Watchman 2''': But you did good. That was a lot-

===Why not give the CPU Blue Heart role to someone else?===
'''Watchman 1''': Yeah- um, okay, this is- uh, yeah, this is the second part to it, and it- uh, it makes sense in a way, it says- uh, 'to reduce stress over being a deity, why not give someone else the mantel of CPU Blue- Blue Heart, like you gave [[Allison Amber]] the mayorship of CWCville?

'''Chris''': Um. . . we already have somebody for that, that's- uh, literally our CP- our present CPU. . . uh, our secondary CPU of CWCville, the [[CPU Battery Heart|CPU Battery-Charged Blue Heart]]. . . yeah. Okay, why is this brain being- well, the one- the l- the little girl that was formerly known as s- uh, formerly known as. . . Anurbus[?]. . . why is the current- her current name escaping this memory? Jeez! [thinking sounds] Mmh, mm, hmm. . . yeah. That's something- I'll have to look it up later, but anyway- so, she is our second- she's like our CPU. . . younger sister, like, you know. . . purple sister is to- uhh, Purple Heart. You know, as- as-

'''Watchman 2''': Like-

'''Chris''': As, you know, Neptia to Neptune. And-

'''Watchman 2''': Like a CPU candidate?

'''Chris''': Yeah, there you go, that's the right term. Although during the time when Mama was stepping towards becoming an official CPU herself, we had. . . uhh, Battery-Charged Blue Heart fillin' in that role. And-

'''Watchman 3''': [cellphone vibration buzz]

'''Chris''': first- and Mama stayed that time. . . to fill out the role that we needed at the time during those frickin' [[Idea Guys]].

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': [sigh]

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah. Umm. . . does-

'''Chris''': I will answer one more question.

===How is Brendan Fraser doing as mayor of CWCville?===
'''Watchman 1''': Okay. Uh, how- [laughs] how is [[Brendan Fraser]] doing as mayor of CW- CWCville?

'''Chris''': Well, he's holding- he's holding up okay, he does as much as- uhh. . . he mainly just does the short office work, while the executive dec- decisions are mainly made between the CPUs, so he's like the. . . yeah, he's definitely like the. . . third heartbeat in line. Like, you know, second vice-president to be- to use the term in a fair comparison- a fair comparison. . . yeah, but mainly- but mainly Sabrina's been able to- uh, fulfill the role as well, and- and, you know, in. . . [clears throat]. . . in the [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] that's present in this timeline that we have. . . now, that's she- there's existence- I mean, that is here in [[1218]] along us, her body along with her [[Magi-Chan]]. As opposed to- as opposed to one that was originally from here- this timeline- that is now waiting for me to COME BACK IN TIME to April tenth, 2020 with this body to deliver it to her while she's still waiting there in MY BODY I miss so much- I MISSA MY SPEED [speaking quickly] and I miss being in the same dimension as [[Rosechu|Rosie]]! [angry growl] NNnnGH!

'''Watchman 1''': It's okay. You're good- you've been doing good.

'''Chris''': And I definitely-

'''Watchman 2''': Mmhmm.

'''Chris''': drained all my-

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': my energy there.

'''Watchman 1''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': So, great- so yeah, just Brendan Fraser in his role and paper-pushing and wha- what he does- and just- yada yada yada. He's doing his job.

'''Watchman 1''': That's good.

'''Watchman 2''': That's good.

'''Watchman 1''': Hm.

'''Chris''': [sigh]

[end of Q&A]

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Discord Q&A 3

2020-10-01T12:11:21Z

Klop:

In the early hours of 27 [[August 2020]], '''a question-and-answer session''' was held with Chris by Lainchu of the [[Watchmen]]. The chat took place in the Watchmen's Discord group. Lainchu's posts are color-coded in green and Chris's in blue.

Notably, Chris has taken a break from his phase of being [[Spirit possession|possessed]] by [[Sonichu]], identifying as Christine Chandler again.

Only a few questions were answered before Chris tired out and ended the chat.

==Dimension 1214 vs 1218==
{{quotebox|Okay, but first off: please, pay attention, because this is Christine Chandler from [[Dimensions#1214|Dimension 1214]] who has been talking for the while now.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Can you tell us what the major difference between 1214 and [[1218]] are?<ref>[[:File:27August2020 Q&A 1.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Michael Jackson lived a few more years and put out two more albums, talking about old age and the feeling of veering on death and not wanting to be old while feeling young. He still OD’d at his time of death.

And I’ve had to put up with [[Ben Saint]]’s Slime Nonsense from his “Beta Timeline” into my “Alpha Timeline”.

This one, here is the Omega Timeline.<ref>[[:File:27August2020 Q&A 2.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Signature meaning==
{{quoteboxgreen|What does ⚡️💙⚡️ mean?<ref>[[:File:27August2020 Q&A 3.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|That’s our symbol for [[CPU Blue Heart]], as thought up by your Chris Chan, the OG that brought up every single other Chris Chan in all other dimensions and timelines.

It’s our emoji signature.<ref name = four>[[:File:27August2020 Q&A 4.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Who's faster?==
{{quoteboxgreen|Who is faster, [[Sonic]] or [[Sonichu]]?}}

{{quotebox|Equal in speed, really, with slight difference.<ref name=four></ref>

The ability that Sonichu has by default is his electric abilities that could trip up Sonic, if he wanted to play unfair in the foot race.<ref name = five>[[:File:27August2020 Q&A 5.jpg]]</ref>}}

==End==
{{quoteboxgreen|Who are your favourite [[youtube]]rs? or What are your favourite youtube channels?}}

{{quotebox|Lainchu, now is not a good time for Q&A, because this brain is fatigued after a very active day.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah sure.<ref name = five></ref>}}

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Discord Q&A 2

2020-10-01T12:10:49Z

Klop:

On 22 [[August 2020]], '''a question-and-answer session''' was held with Chris by Lainchu of the [[Watchmen]]. The chat took place in the Watchmen's Discord group. Lainchu's posts are color-coded in green, a second Watchmen's in red, and Chris's in yellow (as he is in his phase of being [[Spirit possession|possessed]] by [[Sonichu]] during the Q&A).

==Lego Island==
[[File:Schoolstaff4.jpg|thumb|Chris' Infomaniac]]
{{quoteboxgreen|@Sonichu982 Have you ever played the video game, [[Lego|LEGO Island]]?, If yes, what is your opinion about it?}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @Lainchu. Firstly, Mama has played LEGO Island during its original PC game release time; she still has the Infomaniac minifig that came with her disc copy of the game. It is a good game; a few bugs and simplistic, but good for its time.

Second:}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh hello}}

{{quoteboxyellow|@everyone, I am sensing heavy dimensional/timeline distortions. I’m also sensing a Time Loop happening somewhere. I’m not sure where in this Dimension or who it is affecting.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 1.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Mailbag questions==
{{quoteboxgreen|I was wondering if you could asnwer [sic] some of the mailbag. Many fans have excellent questions that will help in the chronicling. I'll paste some here to make it easy for you.

1) Have you finished watching Season 9 of [[MLP]]?

2) Who were the characters from the [[1980s|80s]] that you liked the best? Any character who appeared from 1980-1989 in what would be a cartoon in this world

3) I was wondering if you would ever be willing to talk about transformers and what you like about the different series? Which series is your favourite / least favourite? Are there any characters you love/hate? Have you ever played the any of the games and if so which ones?

4) How do you look back at [[Bob]] and his work?

5) Will you be making another music album any time soon?

6) Could you explain more on what/who is [[CPU Blue Heart]]?

7) Will you be making any more comic books?

This is all for now, thank you.}}

=="Sonichu"'s replies==
{{quoteboxyellow|Ah. Just finished brunch.

1) Yes, Mama has reluctantly watched the future episode of the season that was [[My Little Pony Protests|very much premature on being chronicled and shown at all]].

2) Mama mainly appreciated [[Transformers|Bumblebee]], [[Wikipedia:Smurfette|Smurfette]], and many others from the decade.

3) Some time later on, that will be doable.

4) [[Robertchu]] was annoying to her, but still wise and intelligent; we all very much appreciate his work and efforts that he has done before coming to C-197 from 1218, and presently as he does.

5) Possible, but not likely.

6) The [[CPU Blue Heart]] is the Goddess of the Commodore gaming consoles and computers; the original, Scarlett, had served a very long time, until when she had to pass on her powers and responsibilities unto Mama Chris Chan, who is the present CPU Blue Heart, on top of her other responsibilities and duties.

The books are continued to be made as we speak by her, personally, and Everyone in this Dimension, 1218, along with C-197, are literally living them. So, that is a yes.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 2.jpg]]</ref><ref name=three>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 3.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Null==
{{quoteboxgreen|What are your thoughts on and how do you feel about Joshua "[[Null]]" Moon?<ref name=three></ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.}}

{{quoteboxred|He's in a complex position, and I have amazing respect for his ethics regarding all this.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Moon knows better, and knows more than he lets on.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 4.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Sonichu 12-9 confusion==
{{quoteboxgreen|Could you explain a bit more on the scene from [[Sonichu 12-9]] where Night Star meets Christine Night Weston Star Chandler?

What exactly took place in that scene and what is Christine Night Weston Star Chandler's past story?<ref name=five>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 5.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, that is still Chris Chan, but in her Alicorn form when she enters Equestria without using the [[Konami Code]] to keep her human form.

What’s there to explain? Mama has the ability to open portals and go to other dimensions, and she went to Ponyville to hang with [[Nightstar]] and [[Kun]], and to wrap up Nightstar’s book.

Simple as that.<ref name=six>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 6.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, I'm talking about the Canterlot High scene}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:SchuComic12-9Page11.jpg|200px]]<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 7.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That was a misinterpretation on Mama’s part; that Chris Chan was actually Christine Chan, as she was visiting CHS and had that fateful meeting with the human girl who was [[Diamond Melody]]’s self-counterpart.

Aside from that, it was also a commentary on the upgrade of [[Christine Doll|Mama’s EQG Minis figure]] that went from Yellow to Pink, and the discovery of that Cutie Mark.

Moreover, that was a creative liberty Mama had taken for that particular book.}}

{{quoteboxred|Sometimes it might seem like I need a chart for all the variants, it's a lot.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No shit.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 8.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not my fault she painted her original figure yellow and stuck with [[Vinyl Scratch]]’s cutie mark for a temporary placement until when she discovered her own cutie mark.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 9.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Comprehensive History==
{{quoteboxred|Ever consider doing a commentary over the [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno docs]]? I know you've said there's some inaccuracies, but also maybe more context to some things you'd want to cover?<ref name=five></ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At a later date, Mama will personally do commentary on Geno’s series.<ref name=six></ref>}}

==Gaming==
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you still play on your [[PS4]] and will you be getting the newer consoles?<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 10.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’ve been chillin’ more often in the [[bedroom]] the past months, and been distant from the PS4 and [[HEXBox|XBoxOne]] consoles in the other room. And, presently, not much ample ability to bring in the secondary monitor and relocate the consoles in here at this time.

Need I explain the [[Tour of Chris's House III|present situation and amount of stuff]] in this one room again?

We’ve been more focused on the [[Dimensional Merge|dimensional events]] that have been going on.

And it’s easier to work on that in here, although it is getting easier to do the same outside of this room and this house and this yard as well.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 11.jpg]]</ref>}}

==The Who==
{{quoteboxgreen|Have you ever listened to the song "Baba O'Riley" by The Who}}

Chris initially wrote:

{{quoteboxyellow|Heard it in a movie before.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 12.jpg]]</ref>}}

The message was quickly edited:

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama’s heard it in a movie before.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Do you like it?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 13.jpg]]</ref>}}

==What made you a target?==
{{quoteboxgreen|What do you think made you a target for everything that has happened to you since your discovery on the internet?<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 14.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Hmm. (In reference to Mama)...}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Yes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|According to her memory, and it syncs up: pretty much that [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]].}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Why do you think that search was strated ''[sic]''?

Any specific reason or was it to follow the mainstream?<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 15.jpg]]</ref>

Sorry if these remind you of bad events.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, if you want to go deeper, then it was the epic fails and lonely and shy attempts she had made in the early [[2000s]] in meeting other people. But, on Fated points, and along with all of the other self-counterparts: it basically stems to that a lot revolves around her, and everyone was seeing her and recognizing her as the central focus of everything, period. And in the ironic sense that originally, she wanted a special female friend back in her college days, that she ends up attracting even greater amounts of attention. And like [[wikipedia:Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi]], Mama was unaware for the time of this OP ability of hers, and that she wasn’t the type as aggressive/assertive as Haruhi to push things forward. But, yeah, in the world where everyone was recognizing her, she was still lost way back then.

Didn’t get as much of the bad events and memories, but I was linked with the cosmos and analyzed it further.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 16.jpg]]</ref>

And from that, a whole bunch of the people of this Dimension linked up with their self-counterparts and further recognized her abilities and future of ascending to deity level.

And of that wanted to exploit her during a time she was unaware of that aspect of herself.

[[Joshua Wise]] recognized this as well.

Freaking [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy]].}}

{{quoteboxred|Could that in some way be one explanation of how a relationship would be perceived as asymmetrical?<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 17.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes

In this case, it was the ship of Chris Chan with EVERYONE.}}

{{quoteboxred|Well I know a lot of Greek myth is randos and Zeus sleeping around.

These relationships are never presented as too practical.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not surprising

Gonna take a break; watch some vids on YouTube or something.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Later.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 18.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{succession|label=[[Discord Q&A]]|prevlink=[[Discord Q&A 1]]|nextlink=[[Discord Q&A 3]]}}

==References==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}

Discord Q&A 2

2020-10-01T12:10:26Z

Klop:

On 22 [[August 2020]], '''a question-and-answer session''' was held with Chris by Lainchu of the [[Watchmen]]. The chat took place in the Watchmen's Discord group. Lainchu's posts are color-coded in green, a second Watchmen's in red, and Chris's in yellow (as he is in his phase of being [[Spirit possession|possessed]] by [[Sonichu]] during the Q&A).

==Lego Island==
[[File:Schoolstaff4.jpg|thumb|Chris' Infomaniac]]
{{quoteboxgreen|@Sonichu982 Have you ever played the video game, [[Lego|LEGO Island]]?, If yes, what is your opinion about it?}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, @Lainchu. Firstly, Mama has played LEGO Island during its original PC game release time; she still has the Infomaniac minifig that came with her disc copy of the game. It is a good game; a few bugs and simplistic, but good for its time.

Second:}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh hello}}

{{quoteboxyellow|@everyone, I am sensing heavy dimensional/timeline distortions. I’m also sensing a Time Loop happening somewhere. I’m not sure where in this Dimension or who it is affecting.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 1.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Mailbag questions==
{{quoteboxgreen|I was wondering if you could asnwer [sic] some of the mailbag. Many fans have excellent questions that will help in the chronicling. I'll paste some here to make it easy for you.

1) Have you finished watching Season 9 of [[MLP]]?

2) Who were the characters from the [[1980s|80s]] that you liked the best? Any character who appeared from 1980-1989 in what would be a cartoon in this world

3) I was wondering if you would ever be willing to talk about transformers and what you like about the different series? Which series is your favourite / least favourite? Are there any characters you love/hate? Have you ever played the any of the games and if so which ones?

4) How do you look back at [[Bob]] and his work?

5) Will you be making another music album any time soon?

6) Could you explain more on what/who is [[CPU Blue Heart]]?

7) Will you be making any more comic books?

This is all for now, thank you.}}

=="Sonichu"'s replies==
{{quoteboxyellow|Ah. Just finished brunch.

1) Yes, Mama has reluctantly watched the future episode of the season that was [[My Little Pony Protests|very much premature on being chronicled and shown at all]].

2) Mama mainly appreciated [[Transformers|Bumblebee]], [[Wikipedia:Smurfette|Smurfette]], and many others from the decade.

3) Some time later on, that will be doable.

4) [[Robertchu]] was annoying to her, but still wise and intelligent; we all very much appreciate his work and efforts that he has done before coming to C-197 from 1218, and presently as he does.

5) Possible, but not likely.

6) The [[CPU Blue Heart]] is the Goddess of the Commodore gaming consoles and computers; the original, Scarlett, had served a very long time, until when she had to pass on her powers and responsibilities unto Mama Chris Chan, who is the present CPU Blue Heart, on top of her other responsibilities and duties.

The books are continued to be made as we speak by her, personally, and Everyone in this Dimension, 1218, along with C-197, are literally living them. So, that is a yes.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 2.jpg]]</ref><ref name=three>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 3.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Null==
{{quoteboxgreen|What are your thoughts on and how do you feel about Joshua "[[Null]]" Moon?<ref name=three></ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Moon is an ally; we are of neutral feeling about him, and we are most grateful for his help and abilities throughout all of these times, despite his consciously spoken “disbelief” in things “fictional”, regardless of them all being literal fact and happening as we speak.}}

{{quoteboxred|He's in a complex position, and I have amazing respect for his ethics regarding all this.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Moon knows better, and knows more than he lets on.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 4.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Sonichu 12-9 confusion==
{{quoteboxgreen|Could you explain a bit more on the scene from [[Sonichu 12-9]] where Night Star meets Christine Night Weston Star Chandler?

What exactly took place in that scene and what is Christine Night Weston Star Chandler's past story?<ref name=five>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 5.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|For the record, that is still Chris Chan, but in her Alicorn form when she enters Equestria without using the [[Konami Code]] to keep her human form.

What’s there to explain? Mama has the ability to open portals and go to other dimensions, and she went to Ponyville to hang with [[Nightstar]] and [[Kun]], and to wrap up Nightstar’s book.

Simple as that.<ref name=six>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 6.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, I'm talking about the Canterlot High scene}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Oh.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:SchuComic12-9Page11.jpg|200px]]<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 7.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That was a misinterpretation on Mama’s part; that Chris Chan was actually Christine Chan, as she was visiting CHS and had that fateful meeting with the human girl who was [[Diamond Melody]]’s self-counterpart.

Aside from that, it was also a commentary on the upgrade of [[Christine Doll|Mama’s EQG Minis figure]] that went from Yellow to Pink, and the discovery of that Cutie Mark.

Moreover, that was a creative liberty Mama had taken for that particular book.}}

{{quoteboxred|Sometimes it might seem like I need a chart for all the variants, it's a lot.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No shit.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 8.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not my fault she painted her original figure yellow and stuck with [[Vinyl Scratch]]’s cutie mark for a temporary placement until when she discovered her own cutie mark.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 9.jpg]]</ref>}}

==Comprehensive History==
{{quoteboxred|Ever consider doing a commentary over the [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno docs]]? I know you've said there's some inaccuracies, but also maybe more context to some things you'd want to cover?<ref name=five></ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|At a later date, Mama will personally do commentary on Geno’s series.<ref name=six></ref>}}

==Gaming==
{{quoteboxgreen|Do you still play on your [[PS4]] and will you be getting the newer consoles?<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 10.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’ve been chillin’ more often in the [[bedroom]] the past months, and been distant from the PS4 and [[HEXBox|XBoxOne]] consoles in the other room. And, presently, not much ample ability to bring in the secondary monitor and relocate the consoles in here at this time.

Need I explain the [[Tour of Chris's House III|present situation and amount of stuff]] in this one room again?

We’ve been more focused on the [[Dimensional Merge|dimensional events]] that have been going on.

And it’s easier to work on that in here, although it is getting easier to do the same outside of this room and this house and this yard as well.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 11.jpg]]</ref>}}

==The Who==
{{quoteboxgreen|Have you ever listened to the song "Baba O'Riley" by The Who}}

Chris initially wrote:

{{quoteboxyellow|Heard it in a movie before.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 12.jpg]]</ref>}}

The message was quickly edited:

{{quoteboxyellow|Mama’s heard it in a movie before.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Do you like it?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yeah<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 13.jpg]]</ref>}}

==What made you a target?==
{{quoteboxgreen|What do you think made you a target for everything that has happened to you since your discovery on the internet?<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 14.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Hmm. (In reference to Mama)...}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Yes.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|According to her memory, and it syncs up: pretty much that [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]].}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Why do you think that search was strated ''[sic]''?

Any specific reason or was it to follow the mainstream?<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 15.jpg]]</ref>

Sorry if these remind you of bad events.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Well, if you want to go deeper, then it was the epic fails and lonely and shy attempts she had made in the early [[2000s]] in meeting other people. But, on Fated points, and along with all of the other self-counterparts: it basically stems to that a lot revolves around her, and everyone was seeing her and recognizing her as the central focus of everything, period. And in the ironic sense that originally, she wanted a special female friend back in her college days, that she ends up attracting even greater amounts of attention. And like [[wikipedia:Haruhi Suzumiya|Haruhi]], Mama was unaware for the time of this OP ability of hers, and that she wasn’t the type as aggressive/assertive as Haruhi to push things forward. But, yeah, in the world where everyone was recognizing her, she was still lost way back then.

Didn’t get as much of the bad events and memories, but I was linked with the cosmos and analyzed it further.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 16.jpg]]</ref>

And from that, a whole bunch of the people of this Dimension linked up with their self-counterparts and further recognized her abilities and future of ascending to deity level.

And of that wanted to exploit her during a time she was unaware of that aspect of herself.

[[Joshua Wise]] recognized this as well.

Freaking [[Idea Guys|IdeaGuy]].}}

{{quoteboxred|Could that in some way be one explanation of how a relationship would be perceived as asymmetrical?<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 17.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes

In this case, it was the ship of Chris Chan with EVERYONE.}}

{{quoteboxred|Well I know a lot of Greek myth is randos and Zeus sleeping around.

These relationships are never presented as too practical.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not surprising

Gonna take a break; watch some vids on YouTube or something.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Later.<ref>[[:File:22August2020 Q&A 18.jpg]]</ref>}}

{{succession|label=[[Discord Q&A]]|prevlink=[[Discord Q&A 2]]|nextlink=[[Discord Q&A 3]]}}

==References==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}

Discord Q&A 1

2020-10-01T12:09:29Z

Klop:

On 13 August 2020, Chris ([[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|as Sonichu]]) answered some questions that were posted on the Official CWCki [[Discord]] server through a Watchman, seeming to treat it like a mailbag. Notably, Chris offered more information than users asked for, and answered some questions that weren't there. Chris's answers are in yellow, and questions are in orange.

{{quoteboxorange|I know it's not likely that CWC will answer me but I would love to know what each of these sonichus/rosechus (Sonichu,Rosechu,Blake,Wild,Magichan,Bubbles, Angelica and Punchies) favourite animals are and what kind of natural (non man-made) environment punchy feels most at home in}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Weirdly worded, but I get it.

I take it they're asking of animals that are existent in this dimension, and not other Pokemon, Digimon, or what they consider to be a

"Fictional Character"?

But I get it, and I shall answer it.

Angelica likes eagles.

Blake likes big rats (preferably those that aren't hanging out in dumps and sewers).

Wild likes monkeys and apes.

Bubbles likes elephants and dolphins.

Punchy likes kangaroos.

Rosey likes rabbits.

Magi-Chan likes mongoose.

And I like rabbits, too.

Punchy feels comfortable and most at home in quiet places with nature sounds, or a dojo or temple by a forest (that is when he is not at home

binging anime or whatever comedy show is on TV.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Can sonichu only make yellow lightning? or is he able to make different colored lightning?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I can make white, yellow and even blue lightning; Mama tends to default to colouring any lightning she draws yellow, regardless.

I am not a big fan of Magikarp or Gyarados (I still have my PTSD moment from that time I almost drowned in the lake).

At least the Mega Gyarados doesn't come a knocking in my dreams too often these days.

That's a heavy project that will have to wait for her return; she will have made a plan on doing so by then.

She has considered commenting on Gino's documentary, at least the highlights.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Have you seen the mad max movies, and if so, what do you think of them?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Rosey and I saw them, but Mama has not, yet she has seen clips through some of WatchMojo's videos. It's an all right movie.}}

{{quoteboxorange|CWC, when you go back in time do you plan to undo anything else or will that alter the time stream too much? If you do plan to alter something else what will it be?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mainly, undoing the [[COVID-19#Stopping_the_pandemic|Corona Virus]] from ever leaking out; not much else from before the date of that event at all.}}

Chris then answers a question that didn't seem to originate from the Official CWCki Discord, about his [[Undated_Discord_leaks#Playlist|leaked playlist]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'll share the full playlist screen caps later, but it is a mix of most every genre, except heavy metal (with the one exception being Dethklok's "Thunderhorse"); the majority of which in the past and/or present resonated to create a vibration, like that when someone transforms into their super form. Other favourites, aside from that, and some new age relaxation and meditation tracks, along with a few other functional tracks as well.}}

Next is another answer to a question that is unavailable, asking how Sonichus can talk:

{{quoteboxyellow|Firstly, there is literally a TM that can teach ANY Pokemon to speak the local languages (and can go multi-lingual with other-country speech TMs as well). All of us special Sonichus and special Rosechus are capable of learning and speaking local human speech without the need for a TM, even to the point where it just comes natural. And we pass that down to our children as well. Those who are not special, though, by default do not learn or speak human in the wild. The trainer who has a Sonichu and/or Rosechu can use a TM to teach them to speak. Between all of us Sonichus and Rosechus, though, rather or not we speak the human speech, we can still understand each other and communicate as normal, as we would with other Pokemon and animals by default. Those from the wild or had trainer(s) who end up domesticating themselves to reside and work with others, by their individual choice, likely will buy a TM to learn to speak human.
There are countless Special and domesticated regular Sonichus and Rosechus that have not yet been chronicled by Chris Chan, herself, but fortunately, we also have everyone around this world in this dimension able to access C-197 and find at least one who lives amongst us, or in other alt-dimensions and alt-timelines, regardless, and draw/chronicle them out as they individually will.
For the extra detail, though:

When using said TM, it does not overwrite any of the other moves the Pokemon knows in their attack set in any of the games. On that, out of literally all of us Pokemon, we actually keep all of our moves; we do not forget any of the moves we learn, generally.

It's just the limit the programmers put into the games that only makes us seem restricted from your point of view, as the player.

Level-Up Moves, Taught Moves; we can learn them and use them.

We need not delete any of our moves.

Lickitung never forgets Lick.

Oh, I forgot to mention.

Many trainers realize and learn from other trainers that to teach their Pokemon to speak human speech has its drawbacks, especially if the Pokemon they teach to talk has a lot of grief and a colourful language they might have picked up from their trainer.

It is possible to teach many Pokemon to talk, but most of the time, in C-197, the trainers are not likely to purchase or use this TM. And those who do teach only their best buddy and closest Pokemon partner, and let them speak for and on behalf the remaining team.}}

{{succession|label=[[Discord Q&A]]|prevlink=None|nextlink=[[Discord Q&A 2]]}}

{{FanChats}}

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2020-09-29T13:35:40Z

Klop:

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CWCki:Jerkop

2020-09-23T10:25:44Z

Klop: removed klop

'''Jerkops''' are users designed to counter vandalism.

As of August 2020 your friendly CWCki Jerkops are:

*[[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]]
*[[User:Hurtful_Truth_Level|Hurtful Truth Level]]
*[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]]
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Faeryn

2020-09-23T07:07:22Z

Klop: cleanup

{{Quote|I only go up to a certain limit, like I would very rarely date a woman who weighed more than 250 lbs.|Chris, lying.<ref>[[Mailbag 55]]</ref>}}
The '''two's company snapshots''' are a series of photographs taken of Chris enjoying a drink at Applebee's<ref name="a">[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> with a morbidly obese young woman, playfully nicknamed '''Hambeast''' by the trolls. They were uploaded on [[4chan]]'s /v/ on [[2009#July|15 July 2009]].

According to the [[CWCipedia]], this is the first real date Chris had been to which to the disappointment of Chris did not end with him obtaining any [[China]].

In a [[Captain's Log]] dated 14 March 2010, Chris revealed the name of the Hambeast as '''Faeryn''' as he was demanding she be made anonymous.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain's_Log&oldid=1843 Captain's Log, Stardate March 14, 2010]</ref>

==Background==
The date was partially a setup by [[trolls]] to see how Chris would react to a willing, but physically unattractive [[boyfriend-free girl]]. While their introduction was a setup, it was actually Chris himself who initiated conversation and asked her out on a date, managing to snag her number. Like Chris she too was fat, unattractive, with poor hygiene and little opportunity for a relationship. Even so, she was less than enthusiastic about dating Chris. 

Chris later told [[Kacey]] that he got [[Alcohol|drunk]] and touched Faeryn "a few times", and she told him afterwards that she wasn't into him.<ref name="a" />

==The images==
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==References==
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{{Sweethearts}}
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[[Category:Social life]]
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2020-09-22T16:06:48Z

Klop:

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|list8 = [[14 Branchland Court]] • [[Rental House]] • [[Chris's homes|Other homes]] • [[Chris's room]] • [[CWCville]] • [[The GAMe PLACe]] • [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
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<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It's an expandable section which contains an assortment of links to help people find out more about Chris and the CWCki. This template already contains a lot of links, therefore only very significant and "helpful" articles should be added.}}</noinclude>

CWCki:Improvement

2020-09-22T15:54:25Z

Klop: /* Rewrite/Expand */

Since December 2019, the CWCki has become [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|more selective]] of what qualifies for inclusion, due to a substantial increase in [[Unholy Tetrad|people]] trying to disrupt or influence Chris for attention: the change means that Christorians now have a lot more time to improve or expand existing articles and pages. This pages lists what they think needs to be done:

* Can be done in any order.
* If you have a suggestion for improvement, add it to the appropriate section below: if you have completed any of the suggestions below, remove it from here.
* If you started working on an article in your sandbox, and wants others to help, link your sandbox in the appropriate section below.

==Urgent==
Categorize and sort through all of the [[2020 Discord leaks|leaked images from the Discord]].

== Rewrite/Expand ==

For articles that need cleanup or expansion.

*[[Two's company snapshots]] - rewrite

*[[Idea Guys]]

*[[Mathematics]] - complete rework

*[[Alcohol]]

*[[Pokemon Go]]

*[[Netflix]] needs to be expanded to include newer shows he has watched, like BNA.

*The following pages need to be fixed up by deleting unwanted posts (such a Chris saying thanks or nice to some enabler) and retweets (of random giveaways and pointless enabler art) and rearranging important posts to the top.
** [[November 2018 social media posts]]
** [[December 2018 social media posts]]

*[[Chris and the Internet]]

*[[Chris and television]]

*[[Biology]] - Expand

*[[Sonichu 13]] - We need better scans to make sense of the page numbering system in the issue.

*[[Cosplay]] needs details on Bronycon 2017+18

*Sections of [[Chris and religion]] have not been been updated since his CPU Uzume possession in early 2018. The article especially needs more information on Chris's own following, the "Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu".

*[[Mysticism]] (or another page if inappropriate) - As seen in a [[Twilight_Sparkle%27s_Secret_Shipfic_Folder#Pseudoscience|category of Chris' TSSSF cards]], Chris uses a few magical tools such as a wand and the Glacce Bottle (along with the more known "[[Magic stones]]") to enhance his CPU abilities.

== Update ==

* We need to know once and for all whether a reverse mortgage really exists, and if so, since when.

* [[Chris and death]] – What happens to Barbara and Chris after they die?

* [[Chris and race]] — What is still relevant and what has changed? Also, please confirm if there was any response by Chris to the widespread protests caused by the death of George Floyd.

* [[Chris and health]] - Finish section on hydration. Find more information on Chris’s beliefs about water.

A full list of articles that need updating can be found [[:Category:Articles needing updates|here]].

== Standardize ==

* Standardize file names and categories for pages from ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'': see Little Owl’s [[User:Little Owl/Style guide|draft style guide]]: we are doing this, so that it will be easier to find them later, as well as to reduce confusion between subtle revisions (e.g. between [[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 1, Page 5, Revision 1.jpg|this]] and [[:File:Sonichu - Sub-Episode 1, Page 5, Revision 2.jpg|that]]).

== Categorize ==

{{Protip|This project is currently on hold, instead please help finish the Standardization project}}

* Categorize all files by going through [[Special:UncategorizedFiles]].

Pictures of/by
**Weens under Category:Ween
**White Knights under Category:White Knight
**Enablers under Category:Enabler
**A Logs under Category:A-Log
**Fan art under Category:Fan Art

If you see any useless pictures not being used anywhere put the delete template on them.

== Minor fixes ==

For minor aesthetic changes or droning repetitive fixes.

*Bluespike skype chats have minor formatting errors and summaries require piping

*Bluespike skype logs 2, times are fucked needs fixing by comparing old version

*[[Financhu_Crisis|Financhu Crisis]], TokyoTreat box is said to have cost Chris 700$. In reality he buys the costlier tokyotreat box not the cheapest, need to update this data.

==Pages to create==
Approved article ideas.

*Help complete the Chris and his personality article. [[User:AAE/Chris and his personality|Here]] is the stub.

*Rename Chris and English/Spanish to just English/Spanish.

*A page about the Love is love comic book, use [[January 2017 Facebook Posts]] for reference.

==Recently overhauled/finished articles==
Lineup for Article of the Now.

*[[Vinyl Scratch]]
*[[Diamond Melody]]
*[[Japanophilia]]
*[[Chris and death#Suicide]] - not an article, but this section is fairly important
*[[Brendan Fraser]]
*[[Equestrian calendar]]
*[[Internet Dream Lounge]]
*[[Australatina]]
*[[Equestria Girls]]
*[[Nazis]]
*[[Kun T’Nyuget]]
*[[DJ Jamsta]]
*[[Watchmen]]
*[[Analysis of Sonichu 12-9]]
*[[My Little Pony Protests]]
*[[CWC Psychlight]]
*[[Chris and oratory]]
*[[Red Forest]]
*[[Creamarina]]
*[[CPU Blue Heart]]
*[[VHS]]

== Things that always need to be done ==
Changes to articles/templates that need to be done periodically.

*Keep [[Chris and coping]], [[Spirit possession]], [[COVID-19]], Social media posts of respective month updated.

*[[:Category:Media needing transcription|Transcribe media.]]

*Clean up unused files.

==Lost media==
A lot of Chris related media is lost. Help the CWCki by finding them and placing them in their articles.
Back them up in multiple publicly accessible websites before if you do find any.

*[[Chris Sex Logs|Skype sex logs by PandaHalo]]
*Sonichu fan promo 1 and 2 by timmys1984
*Medallion destruction videos by Blanca trolls
*Sonichu home club videos by Chris
*Sachumo interview
*Police scanner conversation on [[26 December 2014]] about Chris
*CWC 4 Puns of the Patridiots, a video by trolls about MGS and CWC.

==Technical==
* MediaWiki software update — The latest MediaWiki 1.31 release is 1.31.8.
* Introduce [https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:ConfirmAccount ConfirmAccount] (see https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updating-the-cwcki.50150/post-7021292) — the current DM-based request system is not flexible, as the CWCki team do have to balance between real life and a backlog of maintenance and organization tasks (some currently have so much free time solely due to COVID-19, which isn't going to last forever).

[[Category:CWCki]]

Metal Gear

2020-09-21T16:00:46Z

Klop: /* MGS and Chris */

[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris [[Don't Mess With Me|using CQC]] on [[Clyde Cash]] while wearing the [[The Classic|Red-Blue Stripe]] camoflage.]]

'''''Metal Gear Solid''''' is a series of stealth [[video games]]. Being that many veteran [[trolls]] emerged from the depths of [[4chan|/v/]] (where [[Fapcup|wanking]] to [[Wikipedia:Big Boss (Metal Gear)|Big Boss]] is mandatory), several ''MGS'' references have emerged. Even [[Chris]] has made some possibly unintentional nods to the franchise.

==Allusions made by trolls==
* [[The Miscreants]] are an obvious [[parody]] of [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Metal Gear series#The Patriots|the Patriots]], except while the Patriots specialize in (con)trolling the world, the Miscreants' main field of interest involved manipulating and monitoring the [[saga]]s and events of a certain autistic manchild. Their codenames all go along the lines of, "The (x)". This is a nod to ''[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 3|Metal Gear Solid 3]]'', where one must face [[Blanca|The Pain]], [[Sarah May|The Fear]], [[Ivy|The End]], and [[BlueSpike|The Fury]].
* "Liquid Chris" was the codename for [[CChanSonichuCWC]], noting that [[Wikipedia:Liquid Snake|Liquid Snake]] was Solid Snake's genetic twin and enemy who had inherited the recessive genes of their father Big Boss and was therefore led to believe himself inferior, with the irony being that Liquid Chris excelled in everything Solid Chris does.

==''MGS'' and Chris==
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|150px|Jason Kendrick Howell, looking similar to Big Boss, making a brief cameo in [[Sonichu #8]].]]
Chris has purchased ''Metal Gear Solid'' from the [[PSN]]; however, he most likely has not touched it because he's too busy playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' or ''Wheel of Fortune'' and the fact that [[Sonichu Special 4|sneaking behind enemies instead of attacking them head-on]] is too stressful for him. The ''Metal Gear Solid'' games are known for having a '''lot''' of [[homos|homoerotic]] themes, whether or not Chris is aware of this is unknown.

*[[LittleBigPlanet#Metal Speed Solid|Metal Speed Solid]] is one of the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' levels made by Chris. Yes, it's really bad.
* Gecko and Mantis are shown as chefs in [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]. While physically deformed [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|mutants]], their names are reference to the [[troll]] Gecko Mantis, who got his name from the elite bio-mechanical robot originating from ''MGS4'', and Psycho Mantis, a psychic soldier appearing as a boss in ''MGS1,'' briefly in ''MGS4,'' and as a minor antagonist in ''MGSV''.
* [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was portrayed similar to Big Boss, with brown hair, a headband and an eye patch. However, Jason revealed that Chris saw an old picture of him with an eye patch on [[MySpace]]<ref>https://youtu.be/DdOMiQNewyk A Jason Retrospective Part 2]</ref>.
*Chris made a ''Metal Gear'' [[Sonichu]] model for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', who, with enough [[alcohol|booze]], vaguely resembles Master Miller from Metal Gear 2, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, and Metal Gear Solid V.
*Chris drew ''Metal Gear Sonichu'' in 2019, and created a [[TSSSF]] card.

<center><gallery>
File:Mgson.png|thumb|150px|WEAR A [[Muscle bra|MUSCLE BRA]]!
File:Metal Gear Sonichu 2.jpeg|thumb|150px|2019 art.
</gallery></center>

==Fan art==
<center><gallery>
Image:Torture.jpg|"We live in a sad age. [[YouTube]], [[PSEye]]s, [[For Julie's Eyes Only|leaked]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|videos]]... [[1990s]] [[Internet]] had its share of [[trolls]], but at least they had no streaming video. Internet today makes things too easy."
File:Phantom Stress.jpg|I'm already a [[Beel|demon]].
Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png|thumb|The picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh|The Dean]] featured in the "Good Fan Art" article at [[CWCipedia]]
File:Chuhoundlogo.jpg|thumb|The [[True and Honest]] ChuHound logo.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson|Solid Chris]]
*[[Liquid Chris]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RpAp0rFKOs METAL LOVE SOLID 3: STRAIGHT ANGER]

[[Category:Video Games]]

Metal Gear

2020-09-21T15:59:36Z

Klop: /* Fan art */

[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris [[Don't Mess With Me|using CQC]] on [[Clyde Cash]] while wearing the [[The Classic|Red-Blue Stripe]] camoflage.]]

'''''Metal Gear Solid''''' is a series of stealth [[video games]]. Being that many veteran [[trolls]] emerged from the depths of [[4chan|/v/]] (where [[Fapcup|wanking]] to [[Wikipedia:Big Boss (Metal Gear)|Big Boss]] is mandatory), several ''MGS'' references have emerged. Even [[Chris]] has made some possibly unintentional nods to the franchise.

==Allusions made by trolls==
* [[The Miscreants]] are an obvious [[parody]] of [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Metal Gear series#The Patriots|the Patriots]], except while the Patriots specialize in (con)trolling the world, the Miscreants' main field of interest involved manipulating and monitoring the [[saga]]s and events of a certain autistic manchild. Their codenames all go along the lines of, "The (x)". This is a nod to ''[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 3|Metal Gear Solid 3]]'', where one must face [[Blanca|The Pain]], [[Sarah May|The Fear]], [[Ivy|The End]], and [[BlueSpike|The Fury]].
* "Liquid Chris" was the codename for [[CChanSonichuCWC]], noting that [[Wikipedia:Liquid Snake|Liquid Snake]] was Solid Snake's genetic twin and enemy who had inherited the recessive genes of their father Big Boss and was therefore led to believe himself inferior, with the irony being that Liquid Chris excelled in everything Solid Chris does.

==''MGS'' and Chris==
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|150px|Jason Kendrick Howell, looking similar to Big Boss, making a brief cameo in [[Sonichu #8]].]]
Chris has purchased ''Metal Gear Solid'' from the [[PSN]]; however, he most likely has not touched it because he's too busy playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' or ''Wheel of Fortune'' and the fact that [[Sonichu Special 4|sneaking behind enemies instead of attacking them head-on]] is too stressful for him. The ''Metal Gear Solid'' games are known for having a '''lot''' of [[homos|homoerotic]] themes, whether or not Chris is aware of this is unknown.

*[[LittleBigPlanet#Metal Speed Solid|Metal Speed Solid]] is one of the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' levels made by Chris. Yes, it's really bad.
* Gecko and Mantis are shown as chefs in [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]. While physically deformed [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|mutants]], their names are reference to the [[troll]] Gecko Mantis, who got his name from the elite bio-mechanical robot originating from ''MGS4'', and Psycho Mantis, a psychic soldier appearing as a boss in ''MGS1,'' briefly in ''MGS4,'' and as a minor antagonist in ''MGSV''.
* [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was portrayed similar to Big Boss, with brown hair, a headband and an eye patch. However, Jason revealed that Chris saw an old picture of him with an eye patch on [[MySpace]]<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY A Jason Retrospective Part 2]</ref>.
*Chris made a ''Metal Gear'' [[Sonichu]] model for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', who, with enough [[alcohol|booze]], vaguely resembles Master Miller from Metal Gear 2, Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker, and Metal Gear Solid V.
*Chris drew ''Metal Gear Sonichu'' in 2019, and created a [[TSSSF]] card.

<center><gallery>
File:Mgson.png|thumb|150px|WEAR A [[Muscle bra|MUSCLE BRA]]!
File:Metal Gear Sonichu 2.jpeg|thumb|150px|2019 art.
</gallery></center>

==Fan art==
<center><gallery>
Image:Torture.jpg|"We live in a sad age. [[YouTube]], [[PSEye]]s, [[For Julie's Eyes Only|leaked]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|videos]]... [[1990s]] [[Internet]] had its share of [[trolls]], but at least they had no streaming video. Internet today makes things too easy."
File:Phantom Stress.jpg|I'm already a [[Beel|demon]].
Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png|thumb|The picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh|The Dean]] featured in the "Good Fan Art" article at [[CWCipedia]]
File:Chuhoundlogo.jpg|thumb|The [[True and Honest]] ChuHound logo.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson|Solid Chris]]
*[[Liquid Chris]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RpAp0rFKOs METAL LOVE SOLID 3: STRAIGHT ANGER]

[[Category:Video Games]]

LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2009

2020-09-20T15:31:17Z

Klop:

The '''Gal Pal E-mails''' are a set of emails which Chris sent to multiple [[gal pal|female friends]] over the years, all of whom were played by the troll who played [[Emily]]. They were leaked onto the [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] gradually beginning in late [[January 2015]]. While most of them are not dated, they appear to range from June through September [[2009]]. During this period, Chris had to deal with the hacking of his [[PS3]] by [[Jack Thaddeus]] and friends, a [[Liquid Chris|brown-striped impostor]], [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|angry parents]], and [[muscle bra|fashion discoveries]]. The names of several innocents have been hidden.

[[Gal Pal E-mails 2|More e-mails were leaked]] in September 2016.

==Messed-up biological clock==
On 5 [[June 2009]], Chris's [[YouTube]] account was hacked by trolls. On 10 June, he regained control, apparently with the help of this gal pal, who Chris thanks in this email. Their relationship seems to be rather new.

{{quotebox|
Hey, [redacted]. I'm sorry for not picking up. I was busy with a project Monday night, then I fell asleep later on. Confidentially, Sunday after awaking at 6 PM (I think I told you about what happened; missed [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] with wrong AM/PM setting, and slept in some more), I stayed awake for over 24 hours, then I fell asleep this morning during 1 AM. I had a busy day yesterday, between my meeting with [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]], going out for breakfast with [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]], picking up a perscription, thinking further about the [[LittleBiGPlanet]] level (I've made up a set of 8 Sonichu/Rosechu Dolls; they're cute), and other things I can't remember at the moment. Anyway, after falling asleep this morning, I didn't feel like much, so I took a day off; I fed my [[Chandler Cats|cats]] though. I got up a short while ago at about 11 PM.

I know, I know; my [[biological clock]] reverted back to a messed-up status. Which is one reason I need an in-person [[Sweetheart|girlfriend/sweetheart]]; to encourage me to "Come to Bed" and nudge me and stayed until I was fully awake, at more appropriate times. *sigh* I'm only human.

Anyway, I've received your voicemail, and that is good you got my [[YouTube]] back. Thank you, [redacted] (if I may call you that). :) I'll ask you to hold onto the password and spell it out for me, letter/number by letter/number, tomorrow night in your call. I promise to leave my phone on Loud and Pick Up. I set my phone to silent when asleep, but the Alarm is still loud always.

I'll likely go for a walk at the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Mall]] this coming afternoon; other things that come up may come up.

But all in all, I am still healthy and okay. :) Thank you for your concern, and I aplogize for any bother I may have caused you.

Send my kind regards to [redacted] and [redacted] for me. You all take care, and I'll talk to you later.

Love and Peace,

Christian C.}}

==Ranking China==
According to the Gal Pal: "Backstory to this is that friend of Chris had a sleepover with [[Trolls|some other girls]] who joined in on a phone call with him... And the Easter Egg(s) is the girl named Crystal which is pretty easy to guess but we had [[BlueSpike]] voice Azul, hurr hurr get it? Sorry, bad joke. Blue had to do falsetto because at that point his voice wasn't that of a 13 year old. "

{{quotebox|Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 11:58 AM
They all look soo good. Thank you. Also, IMHO, between Crystal and Scout; I would definitely love to date either one of them, and after giving thought to last night's chat as well... I'd give my first date ever to Scout. My reasons behind the decision: they both are really hot and beautiful.

Crystal did show good, honest interest in me. She was also very sweet in how she talked. Her name is the same as the name I had planned on giving to my future daughter. Yet she said she would be going back to California shortly.

Granted Scout has her eyes on another dude, there is a chance that he may not feel for her or that he can be already taken or is gay (not to put down the guy in her eyes or offend her personally). She was fun to talk with. She gives off an encouraging energy that I feel more attracted to. She has the same hairstyle and figure as the women who have seen in my dreams before (the water-filled labyrinth and YES, the one I had recently with the asian-looking woman). And I have the impression that she lives around C-Ville; please verify that for me.

I would have included Azul in the rankings; she was HOT too, but she already has her own children, and I was not looking for a woman already with children. But still, I highly compliment her figure, looks and charm. Although she is shy now, she can overcome that easily soon; yet that makes her more cute and can work for her when she is ready to find a guy here in the U.S. I wish her very well in her future. :)

I still would like to meet all of them and hang out for a while, if possible before Crystal has to leave.

Also, talking about the "Lisp" of a gay dude, like I said before, a "lisp" to me is the speech imparement from lack of a few teeth. The word that would have been more appropriate and understandable was "Efemminate". But that's just for your information.

Please send my kind regards to Crystal, Scout and Azul for me. And if Scout is willing to give me a real-life try (dating me), please give her my number, so we can set up a date.

Oh, and also, the picture of Crystal and Scout, is that really a room in your house, [REDACTED]? It looks good. What does that sign above the window say? I can only make out 2/3 to 75% of it.

I'll TTYL.
Love and Peace to you all, Christian C.

P.S.

Please let me know if Logan accepted my apology.
}}

==The Cwcville political scene==
Chris's friend took additional measures to help Chris root out YouTube trolls. On 10 July 2009, Chris uploaded a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out ShmionSonozaki|video]] calling "Shmion Sonozaki" a "coward, naive, retarded individual," contributing to the suspension of his account.

{{quotebox|
Thank you for informing me about this person, and I understand the message you relayed from [redacted]. Please see what else you can learn about "Shmion Sonozaki"; where he/she lives for one thing.

Also, about that Cwcville Site; it is Blasphemous how far they took the [[Billy Mays]] lie. Upon further consideration, I would say [[Cwcville]] is more of a King/Queen type of politic, since I would not want anyone else taking over my city and whatnot. Still, as you know I run it with a firm hand, and keep it in a healthy state. I also with to contact the webmaster of that site and tell him myself about his erroneous statements, and also make it Clear that Billy was NEVER Mayor. *sigh* *What a headache*

Also, I remembered what I wanted to let you know about last night; I've found the Complete DVD set of the anime, "Shuffle", at Best Buy yesterday for $49.99 (plus tax). I have downloaded the entire 24-episode series from the Playstation Store for $1.99 per episode. At <nowiki>1.99 X 24 = 47.76,</nowiki> it was obvious that downloading the episodes was the Better Bargin there. [[Chris and brand loyalty|That's a Plus for Sony]].

I've just read an e-mail from [redacted]. I'll forward it to you to let you know what he said. At least we all can still meet up at the Downtown Mall Friday to hang out; please let me know if [redacted] can join us.

I'll TTYL,

Peace,

Christian C.}}

==Experiments with alcohol and balloon art==
On 13 July 2009, [[Chris's Big Night Out II|footage]] of Chris hanging out in a bar with friends was uploaded onto YouTube. On the same day, [[Jack Thaddeus]] gave what Chris calls a "sex-challenge," that he must upload a video of himself having sex with a hooker in order to win back his hacked PSN network accounts. Not long afterward, Chris sent the following email.

{{quotebox|Wed, Jul 15, 2009 at 2:43 AM
I'm sorry I didn't pick up earlier; I drifted off at about 6:30 PM. I had a day. I awoke 6 AM; fed my cats, had breakfast and whanot. Later went with [[Bob Chandler|my father]] to [[Burger King]]; I only had a cup of coffee. I confided in my father about my [[alcohol|drinking]]; he was not as cool as I thought he was going to be. Still, he taught me about his vast knowledge of liqour, wine and [[Reeb|beer]]. We stopped by the nearby ABC and Food Lion on the way home for him to show me the varieties from his P.O.V.

He has sampled a lot of varieties in his lifetime. He would love to sit out on his outdoor swing and have a Miller or a Micolobe (mom too), but they both take a LOT of medications, so they can't drink alcohol, cause mixed with their medications in their bodies could kill them. I was hoping he would not tell mom about it, but he said he HAD to tell her. She gave me 2 minutes of her emotions, compressed into a few I statements and telling me what she is limiting in her things for me; food and gas money. But I'm sure she'll be over it soon and it will go back to normal. It's not like I drink everyday, although I did for a short while, then I had a short dry spell.

My family is also concerned about [[Chris and health|my health]], because I'm taking one medication for my [[stress]]-management, as well as an imitation of Lipitor. I have an appointment with my doctor this afternoon, so I'll ask him about that (upon my mother's suggestion).

Later on, at about 2, I went downtown with my father to the Shell at Pantops for their Hot Dogs (He liked their cole slaw and BBQ meat they had before on their Hot Dog fixings bar, as well as the old deal they had on their dogs; 2 for something inexpensive. But the price rose, they no longer had the cole slaw and BBQ, and while we still had two dogs there, he's crossed that location off his list of good places to eat. Then he went to the nearby CVS for motion sickness pills, the C'Ville Market for Tomatoes, then the nearby Goodwill upon my request (I've bought a denim jacket). Then we got back home about 4:30.

I put the jacket in with a load of laundry, then I watched the X-Play reruns my DVR recorded for me from today. They replayed their 1 hour special on the MMO Gameplay. It was interesting; they also had shots from Second Life among the MMO games. Then I felt like turning on an episode of [[Monty Python]] on my [[PS3]], and I was debating on heading out tonight, or where I could go right now to flirt with women before the Baja. I was left feeling drowzy, and I fell asleep.

Aside from my day, my father told me the fate of those bottles of wine we had that I mentioned before. They got lost in the movings from house-to-house during my [[Providence Middle School|Middle]] and [[High School]] years (from among 4 houses in all), and the wine rack they were housed in was donated to a Goodwill.

Also, I looked up your YouTube account from my [[IBAChandler|new account]] last morning. I thought I asked you not to upload any new videos you shot of me. No hard feelings, but I respectfully ask you to refrain from Uploading any more in the future, please. Lord knows how many [[trolls]] have mocked me from the footage, even to Mirror the videos for their personal use.

And after awakening from my nap a few minutes ago, I had a thought from asking [redacted] to create a Balloon Sneaker for the balloon mouse to live in. With my mind as creative as a [[CADD]] program, I had imagined how a 3-dimensional sneaker could be made from 2 or 3 inflated white balloons and 2 uninflated gray balloons (for sneaker laces), even to expand it to be a boot (so he can pretend he caught a boot instead of a fish).

Then I had the idea, [redacted] is THAT GOOD at Balloon Art; I'm going to look up a Balloon Art Convention (for in case he does not know of any) for him, and I am confident in his ability to put together the BIGGEST thing he'd like to create from balloons; he could create a human-size Statue of Liberty if he wanted to.

Aside from my doctor's appointment this afternoon, I also have a meeting with Rocky. I'm also going to hang at the mall to flirt with the ladies; may as well Strike while my confidence is HOT.

I'll TTYL. Take care and Stay safe.

Love and Peace,

Christian C.

P.S.

What are your thoughts about the [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|sex-challenge]] I was thrusted with?}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Wed, Jul 15, 2009 at 11:37AM
Good to hear you're doing alright. It did sound like you had a full day! I'm also proud of you that you told your parents. While they may be disappointed for now, it's a step forward in them understanding you're an adult now. It's unfortunate that they cannot enjoy a beer now and then because of their medication, because it could have been an activity you all could have shared.

I apologize that you did not want any new videos up, because you never mentioned not wanting them there. So in the future any new vids will only be shared between us and Taylor. I also think the trolls are just jealous of your new found
confidence because they have none. Either way, just tell me beforehand if you want things shared on YouTube for future reference.

You enjoy your meeting with Rocky today. I think it's great you have somebody like her to talk to. I can tell you look up to her from all the things you tell me you've learned from her. Also, good luck at the mall today, I'm glad you're confidence it skyrocketing!

I believe you can get through with the sex challenge. Just keep your confidence up!

Anyhow. Feel free to e-mail me with any new updates from today. Have a good day!}}

{{quotebox|Wed, Jul 15, 2009 at 1:42PM
Thank you, ... :)

Also, I think I told you about the PSN account situation so far.

New Update; I've just called Dan Gallen (a bigwig at Sony), who helped me out with getting my US accounts back. He had it set that only my PS3 console was banned from the PSN for the time; I've asked him to restrict access to my accounts for the remainder of the time. Also, he apparently had the access to my PS3's stats, so I've asked him to reset my out-of-country accounts' e-mail addresses and whatnot, so hopefully that challenge will be not a concern now. If Jack tells me he can't get into any of those accounts, then I'm cool. I've also made the suggestion of requesting all Download History Trophy information be copied into a temporary PSN Code for transferring to a NEW PSN account when switching; he was impressed with the suggestion and will relay it to the PSNPeople who handle the updates and whatnot.

gtgnow, but I'll TTYL. Love and Peace,

Christian C.}}

==Chris looks for a free hooker==
This email was sent not long after the previous one. In an effort to meet Jack Thaddeus's demand, Chris turned to Craigslist, but to no avail.

{{quotebox|
In my sarch on [[Craigslist]], the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] and my [[PSN]] account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :(}}

==Finding someone who will agree to have sex with Chris==
Given Chris's lack of success in finding a hooker, Chris's gal pal apparently volunteered her services in finding him a sex partner. Having located a possible candidate, Chris debated how much she needed to know about Jack Thaddeus and his blackmail. It is unclear whether this anonymous woman was requesting that she be paid for having sex with Chris. In any case, nothing came of this, and Chris would remain a [[virgin with rage]] for the next couple years. Jack Thaddeus withdrew this particular ultimatum on 19 July 2009.

{{quotebox|
I've given it more thought and calmed down a bit as well. You may inform [redacted] about me being the creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and that I have Fans and Trolls who have been contacting/troubling me. Show her some of my art if possible. And let her know about my PSN account; that the Trolls have hacked into it twice before and they've gotten into it again, and I've been troubled with recovering that. About that much to let her be informed about is cool.

If you feel it advisable to let her know about [[Jack Thaddeus|Jack]] and his challenge for my out-of-country and second US account, you may tell her about that.

I feel it best if she does know about some to all of the stories/situations, so she doesn't have to feel out of the loop of knowledge. I would feel better if when she agrees to the sex, she has a general understanding and cares enough about me to help.

Thank you for listening, [redacted].

Love and Peace,

Christian C.}}

==An anime convention and more fun with alcohol==
In this email, Chris's friend tries to get him to attend Otakon, an [[anime]] convention, which was held in Baltimore from July 17 to 19. While Chris would not attend, [[Liquid Chris]] did, and made a killing off Sonichu merchandise, galvanizing Chris to start a [[Liquid Chris#CWCivil War begins|civil war]].

Chris also gropes his television screen.

{{quotebox|
I will get the pages rolling soon within the week.

Also, thank you for the Otakon info. $65 sounds affordable, but I'm not sure I could afford the other essentials like gas, souvineres and whatnot. If [redacted] is cool, I can share a ride with you two on the trip, and I'll sleep in the Lounge area. I could fend for myself at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] or somewhere inexpensive like that. But I'll let you and [redacted] discuss that. If it is cool, I would pay my $65 for the Otakon.

Also, I did something completely different today, this morning, while my father was reading his paper at the Burger King in [[Ruckersville]], I snuck over to the nearby ABC store (telling him I was going to the Pawn Shop), and not only did I find the Jack Daniels, But I found some pre-made Long Island Tea in a Bottle for $10. So after gathering the funds, I returned later for that, a Sweet & Sour Mix, two Lemons and a 2-Liter Coca Cola. I've filled 5 12oz bottles from Mike's Hard Cranberry/Lemonade; I had one earlier. I have expierenced the tipsy feeling, and then some, in my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. I played the "Roy Rogers McFreely" episode of "American Dad" on my PS3, mainly to learn what it was mixed with a cold Coke to make a Roy Rogers; GRENEDINE! :D I'll try that in a week or so. Also, I was soo tipsy, after Hayley exposed her painted breasts, I paused, founced over to my HDTV and try to feel her breasts. Soo Silly. :)

Before today, [redacted] told me they didn't sell Long island in bottles; I've just proved him wrong. F.Y.I., the mix was a "Barton" Brand, and it was located under "Mixes" at the ABC.

Another note, I want [redacted] I pray she'll give me some time over the Killzone 2 Extra.

I'll TTYL

Love and Peace,

Christian C.}}

==Who was the very first troll?==
On 24 July 2009, when Chris asked Jack why he was being trolled, Jack cryptically [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|replied]], "Who was the very first troll? That will answer your question." This captured Chris's attention. Chris sent a near-identical copy of this email to [[Katie Bay]] on 26 July.

{{quotebox|
Damn! Upon personal mental recollection, the Earliest Trolls I know of are as follows:

-[[Michael Snyder|Michael Snycer]], Current Owner/manager of [[The GAMe PLACe|the Game and Hobby Place]]. He's hated my guts after multiple times borrowing the store's HDTV for Console Gameplay. And in subtle retalliation, I hand wrote, on a cardboard box, "Michael Love the "F" Out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]!" I tried to protect myself when he found it WEEKS later after having wrote it; I even convinced myself that the "F" meant "Fiddlesticks"; It originally meant "Fuck". That was why the Son of a Bitch [[Jews|Jew]] kicked me out of The Game Place, Permanently, After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the [[Pokemon]] [[TCG]] League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then. I was kicked out about Friday, June 13, 2008; it Was a Friday.

-[redacted] (A Possible Troll) You know the story; tried to win her over in about 2 years time before I was kicked out of The Game Place. She was rarely all that into me either, fairly much like how [redacted] was Not into me either, but at least [redacted] Told Me Quicklu, instead of trying to be subtle over a LOOONG Time.

-[redacted] I have No idea of what the fuck got into his head, because we were like buddies in the history of the Pokemon and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-gi-Oh]] TCGs. He always got me quick with his Squirtle, No Wartortle, with Pokemon Breeder Deck. Bu I Know, with the help of my father's Scooby-Doo Detective Work that [redacted] Was the One who put that Damn [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Sign in my front yard, Halloween Night, 2008. There's a video somewhere on YouTube of the bastard showing off his deed with pictures of mine and my dad's cars' Behinds with the License Plate, And a pic of the accomplice Girlfriend (Upon zoomed-in Perspective, I know that gal was [redacted] from what I could tell of the blurred face, hairstyle and body type).

[redacted] Friend, [redacted] was the Troll who too that snapshot of mr the last Friday Night of October, 2007, that went onto that damn ED Page in its Early Days of being typed up. It was Also the same Friday Night I became SHOCKED witnessing [redacted] making out with this turned-homosexual dude, Christopher (don't remember his last name... Could This Chris be the Chris Crocker [[Samantha Thaddeus|Sam]] was talking about trolling later?), then started a game shortly after, still in shock, and during the whole game, I nervously talked like a robot. But I Saw the Camera Flash, and the Photographer was TALL and wearing a trenchcoat; [redacted] with a Capitol "T R O L L".

I have never suspected:

-[redacted]; he was a cool guy.

-Any of the other individual employees who worked under Michael's Management.

And I Know these are NOT Trolls:

-[redacted] - He was a Family Man, with a job as a Physics Teacher at Albemarle High; Squall was One of his Passing Students.

-[redacted] -

He was a scrappy little spanish child, who lived with his Grandma. He was a Prankster, but he cared about me as a friend. Last time I saw him in person, He GREW Taller than me at about 13 (which that is his current age, as far as I can tell).

Impulsively, I would like to Pay Michael A Surprise Visit, But I don't want to go back in there unarmed with only memories. I Need my friends. :)
Please see what you can learn about the confirmed Trolls I have just Listed, And Find out what you can up to firing that guy Sam knows at Sony, as well as her "brother" and the "hungry reporter" at NBC29.

Thank you. Stay Safe,

Love and Peace,

Christian C.}}

==Chris asks Michael for a 500-word essay==
Still bothered by Jack's question, Chris continued the search for clues by sending a letter to [[Michael Snyder]]. He constructed this typed copy of his hand-written letter for his gal pal. Why Chris expected Mike to respond to this weird combination of anger and civility is beyond neurotypical understanding.

{{quotebox|
I will type it up verbatim now;

July 27, 2009

Michael Snyder/

The GAMEe PLACe

243 Ridge McIntire Rd.

[[Charlottesville]], VA 22903

Michael,

It has been About One Year, One Month, Two Weeks (14 Days) since you kicked me out of my weekly volunteer work at "your" store with [redacted] at the Pok'emon Trading Card Game League. FIDDLESTICKS! The feelings of that shameful event between you, my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, and me (Both of Me; [[Christopher's name change|Christian of NOW, and Christopher of the '80s]]). I want to let you know that I no longer hold hard emotions against you of that day, as well as a few fridays before when you BOASTED NO Wii-Play. There WERE Children without the Electivere, Magmortar and Surfing Pikachu.

<nowiki>*SIGH*</nowiki>

So, I will ask you again, Please Let Me BAck Into The PLACe.

But Now I get to the Main Point of hand-writing this Letter today. You know WELL not only of the Encyclopedia Dramatica Page against me, but of my infinite (symbol) swarm of countless Internet Bullies and Trolls who (quoting Stan Bush),

"Trying to break your (my) spirit, Keeping you (me) down," but I fight them all and emerge victorious after "Fighting for the things you (I) know are right."

I Digress. I am looking up and searching for the VERY FIRST "CWC TROLL"; the very First Individual who Ranted Against Me, Sonichu and Rosechu. Enclosed is a copy of my List of Suspects from as early as October, 2007. You are at the top of the list. I have already informed my church's pastor, pastoral counsoler And Our Charlottesville Detective (working on stopping these Trolls).

I WANT YOU TO BE GOD-WATCHING HONEST WITH ME, Michael Snyder.

-Are You One of those Trolls?

-For Reasons Before November 2007, Why did you hate me or Troll me? *The Wii-Thing DOES NOT COUNT, because that happened June, 2008.*

-What did I ever do to you?

-*WHY TROLL ME ABOVE ALL MORE SUCCESSFUL or LESS SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE?

-Or in short, for you to respond with a MINIMUM 500-Word Essay, What The F***?

Please reply via Hand-Written Letter ONLY, as Quickly As Possible.

Have a good day.

Peace,

Christian W. Chandler

(angry Sonichu face with lightning bolts sparking)

And out of the WHOLE list e-mail, here is what I had enclosed for his information out of it:

[letter cuts off]}}

==A pretty girl and a brown-striped impostor==
This email was probably sent on 29 July 2009. Chris had finished and uploaded [[Episode 19]] the day before.

{{quotebox|
I have some good news, and I would appreciate your input as well. :)

On the way home from Church today, I stopped by Best Buy for a catalog and a short browse; while I was wondering the PSP Aisle, this pretty girl who works there asks me, "May I Help You?" I said, "No thanks, I'm just browsing," then I got a good look at her. Then she complimented my [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]; she wanted bigger frames fromt the pair she has; she's nearsighted too. Then the [[Medallion|Medal]] came into Talk; without saying my name yet, I told her in a nutshell about being the original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville, and the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic pages]] I had, as well as being internet famous, with Trolls; had the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Original Site]], had to take it down, then with help from a friend of mine (that's you), I'm back up and runnin' on [[Cwcipedia]]. Then she was like, "Oh! I know you from your YouTube Videos. What was your name? Don't tell me... Okay, give me a hint." "Name the Religion." "My Religion?" "No, The Religion." "Oh, Chrstian!" Then I asked her name; her name is [redacted]. We chatted a bit further, and then we parted ways for the time. I'll be coming back to Best Buy for "Music Advice" later this week and try to ask her out.

If you, or [redacted] or [redacted] would like to check her out for yourself; she didn't wear a nametag today, but she was one of the Blue-Shirted Employees; has Cinnamon-Brown Hair, tan and eye-makeup; about 4 to 5 feet tall. I think her hair was long.

Also, I've completed the [[Dating Education]] Episode last night, and the episode is fully colored, texted and uploaded onto Cwcipedia. Then, with the Billy Mays page, I created a Memorial Page; I invited him to come back and visit Charlottesville (invited his family too) for our current or future Dogwood Festival. Imagine if that happened, and if there was a Photographic moment of me shaking hands with Billy Mays 3; THAT would put a kick in the Trolls balls.

That reminds me, as for [[Liquid Chris|the Impostor]] taking the Troll Load off of me, as nice as that sounds, I just can not let that happen. He takes my Trolls; he would take the Good Fans as well. And where does that leave me? Nowhere.

Plus, if you watched his foreign-talking video recently, he Creepily Mentions DarkHorse Comics (just after [redacted] talked about it). Still, I have a new goal among my goals; start the Comic-Talk between me and DarkHorse, DC or Marvel. I've decided to leave Archie behind, as from what I've seen in their books, they don't cut as much adult meat as I have covered once or twice, as you may remember. And the Impostor pretty much made me feel uncomfortable about DarkHorse, because HIM saying it at the moment, and the way he said it, it was equivilant to a Mother or Father joining in on a Child's current Fad; TURN-OFF for the Child. But I won't let that stop me from talking to DarkHorse if they start talking to me.

I gtg for now. I'll take a break, then I'll draw the Samurai Pizza Autobots on a page, as I have done for practice with the other Autobots and Decepti-Clones.

Stay safe and take care.

Love and Peace,

Christian C.

P.S.

[redacted] has also informed me of a Special Summer Celebration Picnic from the C-Ville Therapeutic Recreation Program & The Independence Resource Center; they're having music, games and more, PLUS some [[University of Virginia|UVA]] [[Jerkops|Law Enforcement]] Representatives I could ask for their help in my current situation on starting to put Sonichu and Rosechu into the business world and whatnot. I will be attending the picnic.}}

==Printer trouble and a creepy plot==
While Chris was infuriated that [[Liquid Chris]] was impersonating him, he also saw this as an opportunity to convince Liquid's girlfriend [[Kacey]] that he was "the Real C.W.C." This evolved into a dumb plan to trick Kacey into coming to his house so that they could have sex. It involved [[For Kacey from CWC|video]], [[Kacey Call 1|phone calls]], and [[Katie Bay E-mails 4|help from friends]].

{{quotebox|3 August 2009
ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

8/3/09

A couple of things. Currently, my Scanner is out of order; something wrong with the Print Cartridge. Trials and Errors lead me to believe it may have something to to with the copper contact prongs syncing up with the cartridge. I use an HP Printer/Copier/Scanner, it takes HP 56 Black/57 Color, but it has been working with the less expensive Nukote Cartridges up till now (Nukote can be found at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and Sam's Club; they are Recycled Cartridges with new ink).

I also wanted to check on if you've got in touch with [redacted] yet, or your thoughts on the topic. Please let me know. I will also ask [redacted] to get in touch with [redacted] to better soften the hard truth before she comes over, meets the real parents, then the Real C.W.C.

I will do some drawing of new pages today, some coloring too. If you know anyone who will look a my printer and repair it as a favor, I would appreciate it. Although, I may ask Liz [Reverend Elizabeth Foss] or [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rock]] if they know anyone as well. Whatever. :)

I'll TTYL,

Stay safe, take care,

Love and Peace,

Christian C.}}

==My mother and my father are angry with me!==
This panicked email is best read in conjunction with [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|a certain video]] he made on the same day.

{{quotebox|27 August 2009
chrischansonichu@aol.com

8/27/09

Also, because of [[Tour of Chris's House|my MONTHS-OLD mistake]], my mother took away my Car Keys, my Drivers License... TRAPPING ME IN [[14 Branchland Court|THE HOUSE THAT LOVE BUILT]], BUT YEARS LATER, CHAOS ENSUED! *sob*

Mom and Dad are both very angry with me. I've informed [redacted] and I'll call my detective tomorrow. IDK, you have IN with the trolls, please see if you can talk them into HELPING me remove that footage off of the internet. (I KNOW, they'll be too damn stubborn, stupid and cocky to help, but any port in a hurricane). *feelin' dizzy*

I gotta get back to searching on YouTube for the similar videos and flagging them; you flagging them can help too.

Please tell [redacted] all that for me; maybe she and her family can help, IDK.

RALLY THE GOOD, LOYAL TROOPS!

Yet another MAJOR REASON TO TAKE DOWN THAT E.D. Page, because they probably have all that shit on there as well. And all it took was ONE TROLL calling my house and telling my father about seeing a portion of his Wall of Records (LPs) in pictures.

HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!

Because aside from flagging, IDK what to do. Originally, the videos were uploaded onto a Mega Upload site (I FORGOT WHICH ONE) in a zip folder for "[[Julie]]".

[[Chris and religion|God and Christ Help Me]].

I'm sorry, but I'm [[stress|stressing]] out here.

TTYL,

Christopher Christian W.C.}}

==Paranoia reigns at 14 Branchland Court==
This email provides a follow-up from the events of the previous day.

{{quotebox|28 August 2009
ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

8/28/09

It can be better... Did you tell anyone about my telling you about my parents threatening to kick me out? I'm not blaming you; I'm just asking. And let me remind you that everything I tell you should be treated as confidential ONLY between you, [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted] (BTW, I trusted [redacted] with viewing [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|the uncut video]] last night; I felt I could trust her).

Also, my mother is in an untrusting mood; she is not trusting anyone right now, including you and [redacted] it's not y'all's faults, and I think at the time communications between you and my parents can only stir more trouble.

Maybe wait a week or two, then I think it would be advisable for you to call my family on their house phone (leave a message, as my father moniters all incoming calls on caller ID and left messages) from y'alls house or cell phone; NO SKYPE to my house, please. Then you can meet my father at least (he's the more socialable parent right now) and try to quell the mistrust my family feels.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I'm trying to restore peace into this house that is now filled with chaos, because of those trolls.

I'll copy most of this message for [redacted] to read as well, because I feel it advisable for her to meet my family in person as well (especially the chance of better things to come between me and her). :)

I'll TTYTonight,

Stay Safe and Take Care,

Christopher Christian W. Chandler.}}

==Tugboat confusion==
In a [[Kacey Call 4|phone call]] on the previous day, [[Kacey]] had used "tough love" to persuade Chris to look for a job.

Another piece of interesting information in this email is that Chris is trying to apply for a copyright. Unlike the job search, this effort would eventually [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|bear fruit]].

{{quotebox|29 August 2009
chrischansonichu@aol.com

8/29/09

But my mother and father are old and a bit stubborn on parting (especially my mother); Tell Them That, not me. If She would wise up, I would only be happy to take All the bulky furniture that is just sitting there out to the front lawn, call Goodwill and have them come and pick up All That.

On a brighter side, my family has calmed some more; I got my keys back, but she says Not to drive myself anywhere.

Also, [redacted] showed me some tough love and encoraged me to fill an application at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], even though I have not confirmed all the details I need to know on the work limits from [[tugboat|Social Security]] yet. The .gov website offered no straightforward answers, and I called the dude the lady at the office reccomended. And I hastily went onto WalMart.com and filled out a job application for the Charlottesville location. [redacted] encoursged me to shoot for a 20 hour work week, but I think the limit is 10 or 15; She told me to be ambitious like that. And in the part of inputting which days I would be available, I left Sat and Sun Not Available, but I filled in the remainder 11 am to 5 pm; that rounds to 30 hours. Crap. I'm stressin', because I still do not understand fully the Work Ticket Limit.

Anyway, I am going to read over the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] forms today and try to understand what I would need to do.

I'll TTYL,

Stay Safe,

Chris.}}

==The muscle bra email==
This is the famous [[Muscle bra#The bra e-mail|muscle bra email]] which had been leaked separately in October 2009. The reference to "hackery" probably refers to his brief, dumb attempt in [[:File:ChristopherWantsOut.PNG|YouTube]] [[:File:ChristopherWantsOut2.PNG|comments]] to make people believe that he had multiple personalities.

{{quotebox|3 September 2009
ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

9/3/09

I'll send the password again. And I can assure you, [redacted] that IT WAS HACKERY. While I am asleep, I have my computer Turned Off and my PS3 set onto Life With Playstation. And lately, I've been having my usual good night sleeps; NO NEW aches and pains from whatever.

Stress causes Memory Loss sometimes. At least I undid the hacker who got into my YouTube.

Also, I did my shopping today; I haven't been able to draw or color today yet, but I will set some time tonight. I got my copy of G.H.5, my new 3-in-one-printer, and I found the [[muscle bra|sports bras]] at Wal-Mart; 3-packs for $10 a pack. In leiu of going into the fitting room, I asked the nearby female employee to measure my bust size; I'm a 43. So I got a 3-set of 42; I've been wearing one for try... It is sooo comfortable, and my [[manboobs]] do not bounce as easily; I jumped a few times to see. OMG, WOW! [[Tomgirl Saga|This material feel so, so, so good on my skin.]] It's like a Guitly Pleasure or something. :)

Anyway, I got my exercise in today. I also went to McD, Toys 'R' Us, Sheetz, Food Lion and Target for applications; NO PAPER APPLICATIONS! OMG, it really ground my gears to realize that. Although at Target, I was not totally surprised; I went straight to their computer station and filled in their application online. But EVERYONE IS LIKE GOING DIGITAL WITH NO PAPER TRAIL; It Sucks! This is even WORSE Than that CRAPPY PowerWeb at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].

Yes, you have read correctly, I HAVE ALWAYS HATED THAT DAMN, STUPID POWERWEB! Even in it's pre-released Over Advertising, which was TOTALLY UNECCESSARY. Every time I was FORCED into using that Damn System, I was always reluctant, and I had to use my Student ID No., which I HAD NEVER CARED TO MEMORIZE; I only glanced at a few numbers at a time upon entry, and "In One Ear And Out The Other" with that soiled piece of what would have been valuable information. You said I was the first person you met to Hate Kenneth; well, I'm probably the first person you met who Always Loathed the PowerWeb since its PreBirth.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

But I digress... and this bra feels sooo good.

Something else, I'll forward you an email I sent to [redacted] last night after our conversation to best start another concern of mine.

I'll TTYL,

Stay Safe,

Chris.}}

==Penis Size==
{{quotebox|Tue, Nov 24, 2009 at 6:50PM
I hope you are still sate and well. Also, just a reminder, please get in touch with [REDACTED] to hook me up with a woman who can put-out for me (preferably a white, smoke-free and STD-free 18-27-year old).

Also, I have drawn 2 pages today and I have just uploaded them onto the Cwcipedia. It took me about 3 hours to think, draw and color them. I was offered to hang out with my parents in an outing this afternoon, but I declined, to draw the pages.

In other thoughts on my mind right now, I have just forwarded an e-mail to you from Jack Thaddius; apparently, as the Cwcipedia Sysop told me, Jack bought the ability to sell ad-space on there. "What the hell was he thinking with that damn pickle suit?" In case you haven't seen the two offensive ads yet, there is one for a contest for a Mexico Trip; the image is of a Pickle Person, which offends me, because of the past issues with the people in the Pickle Suits who tricked me online. I suggested to Jack to change the image to the Mexico Flag. And the other is of Peter Griffin, PROMOTING... UGH!!! gay-rights: THAT ONE SHOULD BE REMOVED ALTOGETHER

Something I thought I'd bring up in tonight's phone-talk, do you remember the Pepsi Machines with the Credit Card Slots that used to be at Fashion Square a few years ago? I do; upon first impression, I couldn't wait to try it, but it cost me. $5 at a time, because it was their test to verify the card was valid. I was bothered by that, so later on, after I sorted that out at the bank, I put up hand-written signs to tape on those machines a warning, "Warning. There is a $5 charge per credit card use," or something like that. Eventually a short time after, they removed those machines and replaced them with Coca-Cola Machines. So you can blame me for that swap.

It didn't hit me until later, but what you told me last night, about my penis size being a disappointing size... before I fell asleep, the topic randomly came back in my memory, and I felt bad and belittled from that comment; I cried a bit. Aside from that, I hope the testosterone results with a higher-level of testosterone over estrogen when I take that test in a couple of weeks with a bit of my blood. I feel like my balls were being broken with such comments; I'm just letting you know about that.

"sigh" But I digress. I'll TTYL, Stay Safe,

LOLove, Christian.
}}

==Rambling==
{{quotebox|Wed, Nov 25, 2009 at 5:59PM
So far today, I went out with my mom and dad; they went to Kroger for some Rotiseree Chicken for Thanksgiving tomorrow, and for lunch from the Deli, plus Dressing from Wood Grill. I had already eaten, so they dropped me off at Wal-Mart for the while; I walked for half an hour, then I sat at McDonalds with Sudoku on my PSP and a cup of tea. I pondered over the next page for the comic, then I felt down from feeling lonely due to the no-girlfriend thing, and the lack of virgin-breaking sex. I don't remember all the details of the thoughts from the self-reflection, but I do remember some.

Anyway, I am feeling a bit better emotionally, and I am going to draw, color and upload page 86 shortly, and I plan on answering the current set of messages in the mailbag tonight, plus I'll be checking in with some of my relatives to send Thanksgiving Wishes.

Also, I've just received disc one of Sonic X Season 6; I have the episodes ripped, all there is left is to convert them to MP4 files with the PSP Video 9 on my PC and move them into a "Sonic the Hedgehog" folder on my PS3's external hard drive. It will take the total length of time of all the episodes to convert, so that's plenty of time for me to draw that
page.

Also, they've updated the Playstation Store yesterday; they have their 99 cent TV episode sale; some shows for 99 cents apiece; they've included Season 4 of "Heroes", and I downloaded the "Thanksgiving" episode from there. I'll be turning that on while I draw/color.

And I've replied to another e-mail from Vivian; I promised her daily progress reports, and I told her to get in touch with you on other portions of the Sonichu Project.

I had another thought or two, but they escape me at the moment; hopefully I'll remember them before our phone talk later.

Stay Safe,

TTYL, Christian.
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{{quote|i like to think this is the same process that Nicolas Cage undergoes to prepare himself for each scene he's about to film.|TheARCTrooper7529, on YouTube.}}

'''ShutUpBrain''' and '''WakeUpBrain''' are 2 [[Random-access humor|rather]] [[Autism|peculiar]] videos that [[Chris]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] on [[2009#April|30 April 2009]]. Both videos depict him yelling at, supposedly, his brain.

==ShutUpBrain==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ShutUpBrain
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LzskWRuiijE}}
| stardate = 30 [[April 2009]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Update 29 April 2009]]
| next = [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain#WakeUpBrain|Wake Up Brain]]
}}
{{quote|Shut up, brain! Just shut up!}}

=== Transcript ===

''Ah!'' ''You're keeping me awake at night!'' ''What are you doing keeping me awake?'' Just ''shut up!'' Shut up! Don't make me stay awake!

I'm supposed to fall asleep! I need to be in Dreamland!

Wake up! Shut up! Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up, brain! Just shut up!

Shut up, or I'll ''make'' you shut up!

Shut up!

''SHUT UUUPPP!'' Shut up! ''SHUT UP!''

''Shut uuuuuuuuuppp!''

Sh'up!

==WakeUpBrain==
{{Infobox/video
| name = WakeUpBrain
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N07C6wHG5mQ}}
| stardate = 30 [[April 2009]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain#ShutUpBrain|Shut Up Brain]]
| next = [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
}}
{{quote|Wake up! Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!}}

=== Transcript ===
Wake up! [''smacks himself in the head repeatedly''] Wake up, brain!

You're supposed to be thinking for me! Hey! [''smacks himself in the head''] I need you to give me some thoughts to, some rational thoughts...for the situation that's at hand. C'mon, brain, wake up!

[''smacks himself in the head'']

Quit fallin’ asleep on me! You always get, you always...get me in a bad situ-, you always put me in an awful situation when you...fall asleep on me. Wake up! [''smacks himself in the head again''] C'mon, wake up!

[''smacks himself in the head repeatedly'']

You'd better wake up, or I'm gonna g-, accidentally give myself amnesia one of these moments!

[''smacks himself in the head repeatedly and groans''] Okay.

[''starts smacking himself in the head at the end of every sentence''] Wake up! Just stay awake! Stay awake! Don't fall asleep on me! Don't make me zone out. Shut up! Wake up! Wake up! Wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeup!

''Wake up!'' ''Wake uuuppp!''

Wake up.

Yeah, you don't need to...zone out when I get stressed out. Just...stay awake, okay? Stay awake. Wake up!

''WAKE UP!''

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Chris and English

2020-09-20T13:30:58Z

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[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]
[[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor [[Computer|this]].]]

{{Merge|Chris and language}}

{{quote|I No Socialize Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}

[[Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general.

==CWC-isms==
{{Main|CWC-isms}}
Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]". He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu|Asian]] nation.

In the case of words like the definite article "da", Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like "[[tobacky]]", "[[niggos]]", and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive. The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.

These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.

{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances". Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.

His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his Ego|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

==Written language==
Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.

For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech. His grammar is also, predictably, abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|fingering]] as "[[CWC-isms#O|outtercourse]]",<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' — which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all — while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning "between". (Incidentally, "outercourse" is an actual colloquialism meaning [[wikipedia:Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping]], not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes "inputed" as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.<ref>[[wiktionary:input]]</ref>

Chris often misuses punctuation in many ways, with comedic results. In particular, he tends not to use hyphens when they're needed, but for some reason also add hyphens where they ''aren't'' needed, such as in his stock phrase "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]". Clearly he means that he wants to create a relationship from the "ground up". A literal interpretation, though, means he wants to create a girlfriend from something that's been ground up--coffee, cinnamon, pepper, etc. Another prominent example is him writing "rest assured" as "[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]" as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement.

Because Chris feels the need to type things precisely as he would say them, and worries that he will be misunderstood in print, he makes heavy usage of repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style, comparable to the style used in comic books and graphic novels, which have no doubt influenced him. He also tends to Capitalize Words At Random, especially Nouns and those which hold Importance to the Sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to Systematically Understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying, Similar to the Old Grammatical Laws of the Middle [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1800s]]. Also owing to his highly recitative manner of writing, he often adds letters to words to emphasize them. While this on its own is not something unique to Chris, most other people would write "sooo" instead of "so", for example. Chris, however, would only add one "o" to make "soo", which is rather amusing when read phonetically as it makes him sound like a stereotypical [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] [[Homos|homosexual]].

{{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Homosexuality] on CWCipedia</ref>}}

Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like a child, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he'll often veer off topic in order to babble about [[Random-access humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading, or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences, and a copious amount of text in general (especially in the comics). A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be "[[honest]]", which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would mean he's not telling the whole truth. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.

Chris has demonstrated particular ineptitude in his usage of semicolons. Semicolons are usually used to connect two independent clauses together without a conjunction, and whatever succeeds a semicolon should be pertinent to whatever immediately preceded it. Chris, however, uses them to crudely string together two (or more) tangentially-related thoughts into a sentence that is consequently incoherent to anyone and which causes confusion as to what Chris even means in the first place. Chris also frequently misuses the semicolon in character dialogue, using it where he should use a full stop (period) or something else entirely.

{{quote|...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters", [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "[[Bubbles Rosechu]]", "[[Angelica Rosechu]]", and recently introduced, "[[Lolisa Rosechu]]", of whom her Boyfriend, "[[Jamsta Sonichu]]", was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}

===Spelling===
[[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]

It is well-known that Chris has trouble with simple spelling, as evidenced by all the "''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic sic]''" tags scattered around the CWCki. Despite myriad other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He has many rigid, totally consistent habits which he never corrects, such as substituting "ein" for "eni", as in "[[seinor prom|seinor]]" (senior) and "geinus" ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Similarly, "teir" is how Chris spells the word tier on his [[Patreon]] page.

[[File:Teir.png|thumb|150px|How Chris spells tier, one example of many on the page.]]

Chris often spells difficult words phonetically, like a grade-school child still learning literacy, for example spelling "caricature" as "characiture", rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling.

Long after fans discovered his comics, it was realized that the term "[[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]]" is supposed to be a pun, and not just another instance of Chris's butchery of the English language resulting from "u" and "i" being adjacent on the QWERTY keyboard, as most had originally assumed. This largely goes to show that Chris's ability to spell correctly is so noticeably poor that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes unnoticed for ''years''.

In 2014, when he started dating the British-affiliated [[Catherine]], Chris arbitrarily began to use British spellings, especially of the word "colour," since this was particularly relevant to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest du jour]]. By March 2015, he was still using these spellings, using the dumb excuse that he was of [[Daniel Weston|British ancestry]].

===Typos===
[[Image:Sonichu_Typos.jpg|thumb|left|More perfect spelling from <s>Mr.</s> [[Tomgirl|Miss]] Chandler.]]

The above spelling problem is only compounded by Chris's constant typos. The very first page of the comic contains the word "[[Sonichu 0|mies]]" in place of "miles". And even when he edits pages that contain these mistakes and has a chance to fix them, he invariably misses them a second time, like "[[Sonichu 7|dood]]" instead of "good" in issue seven.

The fact that these typos exist only goes to prove that Chris does not bother to proofread his works even a single time after completion and prior to uploading them to the Internet. And assuming that he has read his own comic at some point or another, and that someone '''must''' have drawn his attention to these mistakes at some point, the only logical conclusion is that Chris can not be bothered to go back and fix these typos even when he is aware of them.

Chris acknowledged these spelling mistakes in a [[July 2017 tweets#Improvement|tweet]] in [[July 2017]], claiming that the typos are "etched in history forever".

===Definitions and vocabulary===
Chris has a very bad habit of not knowing what he's talking about, and this is readily observable in his '''vocabulary'''. Chris still believes the word "[[naïve]]" means stupid, and thus hates being called it. Naïve, in simple terms, means "ignorance or gullibility because of a lack of experience". Therefore, this word accurately describes Chris because he doesn't do anything, and because of that he's gullible and ignorant. Another word Chris throws around with wild abandon is "slander". Chris constantly calls his [[ED]] page and the [[CWCki]] slanderous. Slander is defamation. Defamation is the destruction of reputation or character through manipulation of video, photographic, and audio evidence. Libel is like slander, but is defamation through writing.

There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest|true]], and backed up with evidence provided by none other than Chris himself.

Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term "bearing false witness" multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying "lying" or "misrepresenting", as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|this may have]] [[Ego|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to "make a false idol of the brown-shirted one" even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.

===Repetition===
Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim, which does little except to gradually annoy whoever he's addressing. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a "[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up." This clunky phrasing is reiterated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He makes copious usage of his "joke" that "[[Dating Education|Date ed]]" sounds "[[Sonichu 9|dated]]" and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as having "starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump," notably in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]]. During the [[2008]] election, Bob joked to Chris that Obama would paint the White House black if he was elected. Chris [[Autism|seemed to take this literally]], and years later, he still occasionally talked about the former President repainting the White House.

Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It is tempting to just blame his autism for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be the product of his autism — other possibilities include that:
* Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so "successfully", he tends to reuse what he knows is (or believes to be) a working formula.
* Chris mistakenly thinks his peculiar constructions are funny and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one original joke]].
* Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.
* Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.
Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as "[[CWC-isms]]" follow the above pattern.

====Piecemeal language use====
Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies all of his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he has not used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, it will often fly straight over his head, and accordingly he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in correct context. Despite this, it is as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris is not worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.

To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked-on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title "[[New Address]]"; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, and is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrase book, finding the entry "New Address", and saying "OK, that is probably close enough--it has 'new' and 'address' in it."

For more blatant examples, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands "Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive" bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand. Also, when listing his definitely ancient television on [[Craigslist]], he demands "CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE." which doesn't apply at all to something like an old TV, and directly contradicts his very own offer. Regarding "No haggle" or a "better offer", it is clear he has no clue what "haggle" even means. He most likely picked up the jargon from other entries on the site.<ref>See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': "WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF."</ref>

==Semantics==
As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical. A Facebook status reveals that, through unknown means, he has come to believe that "empirical" means "rejecting scientific methods of knowing," which is more or less the opposite of the word's actual meaning. Since his source for this is listed as Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D., a character in ''[[Wikipedia:Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]'', perhaps this odd idea came from content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.

He described the word "benevolent" as sounding "derogatory"<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> — he might have mixed it up with "belligerent", which means "war-like", or "malevolent", an antonym of "benevolent."

Years later, in 2016, Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be."<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it is a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

===Muddled-up proverbs===
A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he does not really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he does not exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.

Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:

* "Those who are unable to, teach."<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>
* "The shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>
* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia</ref>
* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes"/>

The last example illustrates several problems: "The pen is mightier than the sword" (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night") is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris does not understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: "pen is more permanent than a pencil." It is also problematic because normally, "A, yet B" is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': "A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well." Still, Chris fails at explaining why it is so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with the original phrase — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear to all, probably including Chris himself.

===Literal interpretations===
Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.

====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====
Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons or hyperbole in general. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the "exact" meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

: '''Kacey's Father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.
: '''Chris:''' Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!
: …
: '''Kacey's Father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.
: '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' Don't… Don't patronize me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.

In the first example, Chris clearly only hears "You[…] stuff candy down your throat" and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just healthy foods like vegetables (a blatant lie, but that is beside the point). Because he feels threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that Kacey's dad was trying to make gets lost in the sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris reach complete dead ends.

As the quote read in the [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm. Chris is no exception, and he is often unable to pick up sarcastic comments, as seen in the Guru Larry interview.<ref>[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]</ref>

====Questions and suggestions====
Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. His answers to questions are always spartan with no elaboration, and cannot distinguish the implied meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag #2]]</ref>

: '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?
: '''A:''' Yes.

To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of "What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?" but instead, Chris interpreted "Do you listen to any music?" literally as a question that can be answered "yes" or "no". Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.

Another example:<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]]</ref>
: '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.

This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.

This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of "Never come to this store again." Chris probably took this to mean "You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now," and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.

===Television jargon===
In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to "stay tuned" to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This on its own is innocuous, as normal people might use "stay tuned" in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as "Great Director Chandler"<ref>[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag #34, to Evan]]</ref> (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics "director's cuts".<ref>[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|''Sonichu'' Quiz #2]]</ref> [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] begins with the "Previously..." type of recap of the end of the previous comic more usually seen in a TV series. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to "episodes" rather than chapters. He has used "TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7" ratings for certain scenes<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref> and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed the [[wikipedia: Federal Communications Commission|Federal Communications Commission]] for the messed-up ratings,<ref>[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag #51]]</ref> even though the FCC has no authority over online or printed media. He promised a second "season" of the comic — apparently a "reboot" will commence with a "clip show episode" in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]].<ref>[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag #51]]</ref> It is as if he is familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of "writers" instead of "directors", "chapters" instead of "episodes", "volumes" instead of "seasons", rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.

It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show.]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. "''For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic''].''"</ref> More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an "anime", with himself as director.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue #3 Page 9]</ref>

===Other strange points===
Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now," rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.

He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge|free-running]] with [[wikipedia:Parkay|a brand of butter]].

Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; before he assumed he was female, he almost always referred to himself as "Christian Weston Chandler" or, God forbid, "'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler"— if he was feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.

Chris also has a habit of inventing new words by muddling the tense of existing ones. This often goes along with his previously-mentioned preference for somewhat odd word choices as he tries to force words into sentences they don't belong in. A good example would be be Chris's love of the word "crestfallen" that came about during the [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. While the word usually exists as a adjective, Chris uses it in a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall."

Chris also has a habit of spelling certain words, phrases, or names of people backwards in order to emphasize them in a sentence. For example, during the [[Pmurt]] Saga, Chris would continuously say "EID PMURT, EID!!!" His reasoning for doing this is unknown, however it is known that Chris will often spell the names of his adversaries backwards as a means of degrading them.

==The spoken word==
[[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary. Notice how Chris's most used word is "uh".]]
Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, although that's not really saying much. He claims ad nauseam [[Song of Christian|the first word]] [[Autism Tutorial|he ever spoke]] [[User:ChrisChanSonichu|was "monkey"]] at the age of six weeks, which is physically impossible. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as "uh", "hmm", and "yeah" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also [[Speech impediment|tends to stutter and repeat himself]].

{{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the [[Wikipedia:Game Informer|Game Informer]].|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|''Brutal Legend'']] is worthy of a perfect score.}}

Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is [[Random-access humor|trying to be funny]].

{{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow [[Wikipedia:R. Kelly|R. Kelly]]'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising.]]}}

While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[:File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.

{{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit.]]}}

Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:

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There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as "ever so lonesome"). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.

Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:

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Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris seems to have realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated husk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.

===Idiosyncrasies===
Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is "Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya." Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of "Virginia". This is of course explainable by his autism, but it is also related to his [[Random-access humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.

It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|"Smell Yo Duck"]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word "dick" altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously nothing more than a comical exaggeration on his part, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|synaesthete]]. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|"smelling someone's dick"]], as he has no problem hurling curse words (including "dick") at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].

==Profanity==
: ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''

At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly part of an effort by Chris to seem more "adult".

He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to sporadically censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: "D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash,"<ref>[[CWC Blog]], December 2009</ref> for instance, or "[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bugs_Bunny|BUGS BUNNY]] WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<ref>[[Mailbag 39|Mailbag #39]]</ref> (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "[[CWC-isms#X|XXXXX]]"; the X's are clearly meant to stand in for "bitch".) Even relatively mild words such as "damn" and "crap" get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[audiobooks]].

It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)

==See also==
* [[Speech impediment]]
* [[Chris's resume]]
* [[The High School Story]]
* [[Chris and writing]]
* [[Spanish]]
* Anything written on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English|Chris's high school English homework]]

==References==
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Bob Walks In

2020-09-20T13:25:08Z

Klop: archive

{{Honest}}
{{quote|<poem>The [[Sweetheart|couples of the world]] kiss,
But unfortunately for [[Chris|few]],
They are interrupted by [[Borb|their parents]].</poem>|Chris, in a love poem he wrote in High School exactly nine years before. GodBear could not have planned it better.<ref>[[Valentines Day Hymn]]</ref>}}

'''Bob Walks In''' is the most famous of the [[Julie]] cybersex chats, in which Chris is caught [[mass debating]] by his late father, [[Bob]].

==Background==
[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|right|140px|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]
The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court|home]] only had one [[computers|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be spanking it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and don't want [[navy]] dripping all over the bloody thing.

On [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny retard. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.

Julie's side of this erotic scene can be read [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|here]].

== Prelude ==
The following is Chris's phone sex session with Julie prior to Bob walking in. Throughout this whole audio, Chris bangs into stuff and whacks his keyboard while mass debating and making slurping sounds, suggesting Chris fails at performing even imaginary cunnilingus. If you value your sanity, it is advised that you do not read this transcript, because Chris's session is supposedly sexy, but in all fairness, just isn't.

=== Chris Gets Started ===
Hey, Julie! [[Molvanîa|Zlkavszka]]. Ah yeah, good, you're on me. Alright, alright... you do that, mmmm. [''Two Windows beeps and several licking sounds''] Oh... [''rustling, possibly taking off clothes; five rapid Windows beeps''] Ooooh...! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I'm [''indistinct''] clothes.

Ok. Yep, I'm lying on the bed... do what you will...mmkay. Ahhhhh...I could take a good guess... very horny. Believe me, I've been very horny... before. Ohhh! Hhhh...oh my...oh my...mmmm...actually, I'm breathing okay...mmm...oh yeah. Cause is--cause it got stiff...for you. Mmmmm...ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm...''(spits on his hands)''...mmm.

Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy...hhhh...mmmmm...mmmm...oh...okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes [[heterochromia|pink-eye]]. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....

''(Begins fapping)'' Oh yeah. ''(slurp slurp slurp smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh yeah... mmmm.... Oh yeah. ''(smack smack smack)'' mmmm... mmm... ''(slurp slurp slurp)'' Oh... mmm... You're facing mine as well. Oh boy, yeahhhh... that's good. Mmm. Mmmm... ''(smack smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh... ''(fapping gets louder)'' Mmm!

=== Adventures in China ===
''(Sporadic Windows beeping throughout)'' Mmm... Oh yeah... Mmm... ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmm... mmmmmmmm... Meeee-yeowww. mmm... ahhh, that's fine. ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmmm... ''(faps even harder, colliding into objects) Mmm...'' I was kind of expecting this myself. ''(faps even harder'') Yeah... So do I... mmmm... ''(fapping is quite loud at this point)'' Ahhhh! MMm... ''(phone rings)'' Mmm... Mmmm... I love you too, Julie... you are, you are...

It's very good. Mmm... Ohhhh yeah, it's awesome... Awesome. Ah... ah yeah... ''(fapping speeds up)'' Mmm... Go ahead, be rougher, rougher... Mmmm... Ahhh... MMm... Oh yeah... mmm... Oh yeah, yeah... Oh YEAH, Julie, Julieeeeeeee, Julie!!! mmmh... ahhh... JULAYYYYYYYY! JULayyyyyyyy, JULAaaaay... JULAY!!!! Julay... JULaaAaaAaaaAaaaAaAAAAAYY!!! ''(phone rings)'' Jullayyyy... ''(phone rings again)'' Mmm... ah, don't worry about that, my father will get it... he got it.... Continue. Mm... Julie... JULAAAAAY... Julaaaaaaaaah.

Oh yeah... oh yeah... oh yeah... mmm... oh... mmm?? ''(phone rings)'' mmm... get on me... I want... to be INSIDE YOU!... Oh yeah... not yet... mmm. ''(smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Pump it in? mmmf... ah... oh yeah... no problem... ahhhh... mmmm YEAH!! mmmf... ''(faps very hard)'' ahh... mmmm... oh yeah... oooooh yeah... ah! yeah... yeaahhh!!! mmmf... (breathing heavily, bangs into something while fapping) mmm... ''(phone rings)'' mmm... no it's okay, my father will get it, don't worry about it... keep going... it's already been got... please, I'm getting close myself... C'mon Julie... mmf... ahhh... mmm... mmm... oh yeah...

''(Bob walks in at this point, about 17 minutes and 56 seconds in. Chris stops masturbating.)''

==The Climax==
{{quote|Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down right now!|Bob "The Internet Lumberjack" Chandler}}
{{quote|NO DAD, NO!|Chris, during [[Hanky-panky|Goofy Time]].}}

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=== Transcript ===
'''Bob''': Christian, what are you doing?
 '''Chris''': [''immediately stops fapping, but knocks several things over''] Nothing.
 '''Bob''': I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?
 '''Chris''': Nothing.
 '''Bob''': Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
 '''Chris''': Dad, will you get out of here!?
 '''Bob''': No. [''string of Windows beeps''] I will not. [[Bryan Bash|People]] tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on [[YouTube]].
 '''Chris''': What?!
 '''Bob''': What are you doing?
 '''Chris''': I'm not doin' anything.
 '''Bob''': Want me to wake your mother up and find out?
 '''Chris''': No...
 '''Bob''': Then, get out of here, and off that Internet.
 '''Chris''': Fine.
 '''Bob''': What is your trouble?
 '''Chris''': I am NOT going to kill myself!
 '''Bob''': Get away from that TV.
 '''Chris''': Fine.
 '''Bob''': Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down, right now!
 '''Chris''': NO! DAD, NO!
 '''Bob''': Yes.
 '''Chris''': No!
 '''Bob''': What are you doin'?
 
 [''long pause, what sounds like the kitchen sink running, keys clicking on the keyboard, then a single Windows beep'']
 
 '''Chris''': Don't do it, Dad.
 '''Bob''': I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
 '''Chris''': No.
 '''Bob''': Yes.
 '''Chris''': No! [''pause''] Dad, no. Stop!
 '''Bob''': Go wake your mother up, don’t bother me. Okay? [''pause''] Go and wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!
 '''Chris''': Ugh.
 '''Bob''': Go and wake your mother up!
 '''Chris''': [''[[stress sigh]]'']
 '''Bob''': You tell mm--her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
 '''Chris''': No!
 '''Bob''': Yes!

==External links==
*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBcjVEeWlabjZnX00 Download (audio only)] [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xs1UTcjO88dsq5TPIhcG4l0NGSOjnvot/view?usp=sharing Archive]

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[[Category:Julie Saga]]

Mumble 3

2020-09-20T13:22:14Z

Klop: archive link

'''Mumble 3''' is the third of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]]. It was held on 5 [[February 2009]], and continued in [[Mumble 3.5]].

Length: '''2:51:34'''

== Synopsis ==

__NOTOC__The third Mumble chat begins with with small talk between Chris and [[Julie]], punctuated by loss of audio in places, macaroni cheese, money and passwords. [[Clyde]], at this point, is flashing in and out of the conversation, without actually making an appearance until the later stages. [[Molvanîa]] has been destroyed, it turns out. Julie almost blows her cover a couple of times while referring to "Cameron", who seems to continuously [[Rosechu|change gender]]. We also discover that all of Chris's female creations think that he’s handsome, just like [[Snorlax|Barb]] does. This would appear to be the reason why he [[love quest|can’t understand why he’s single]]. Clyde makes a cameo appearance. Julie is getting paranoid, believing that Clyde is out to get her, and she wants Chris to protect her. Chris seems unworried by Julie voicing her fears about a knife wielding Clyde Cash coming to get her, even when she is sure he's out side her house. Julie and Chris agree to take each other's virginity and imagine their first time together. Chris promises to try hard not to prematurely ejaculate. Clyde appears and reveals he's heard everything. The two threaten and try to psychoanalyze each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions in detail how he'll support Julie or even himself, casting serious doubt on Chris's life skills. Clyde forces Chris to make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video saying that he's gay]], threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't.

== Summary ==

The chat is quite long, weighing in at nearly two and a half hours, and is one of the longest Mumble chats. It is unknown how the trolls kept Chris on for so long.

Chief talking points are as follows:

* Chris and Julie log for a private chat. There appears to be some problem with the audio cutting out.
* Julie blames the global financial crisis for her not being able to visit. Chris accepts this.
* Small talk: Julie is a very good cook. Julie has her [[Sonichu Girls]] password back.
* Julie wants to talk about their relationship.
* Julie fucks up, tipping off Chris that she's a troll. She excuses the mistake on her bad [[English]].
* Chris wants to Google Molvanîa (something he should have done ages ago), but Julie fast-talks him out of it.
* Julie explains that Molvanîa has been destroyed.
* Julie changes the subject and asks about how Virginia is.
* A wild Clyde Cash appears, then disappears without saying a word.
* Chris's alarm goes off, ruining his train of thought. He performs no other action, so presumably the alarm was to remind him to be even more forgetful than usual.
* Julie asks about Chris's parents. He says they are fine.
* Chris drops spoilers about the upcoming Sonichu.
* They talk music. Julie loves Alizée. Chris likes all music, but especially [[Britney Spears]].
* Clyde returns again, but again leaves without saying anything.
* Julie asks Chris if he is attracted to Rosechus. Chris answers by saying [[Chris and reality|they are attracted to him]].
* Chris believes he is handsome but doesn't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend. He says this to Julie, his sweetheart.
* Chris pesters Julie to come visit him, without offering to assist her in anyway.
* Clyde speaks, demanding to know why Chris hasn't killed him yet.
* Chris bitches to Cogs, saying among other things that he can draw romance well, dating education, and how he shouldn't be held accountable for including pornography in a children's comic because he does what he wants to do.
* Chris says he might include more non-Sonichu characters in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']].
* In Molvanîa men come to the women's houses first, which Chris deludes himself into believing happens frequently in the USA as well.
* Julie is worried that Clyde might rape her like he did to Panda.
* Julie thinks she sees "someone [[Chris and race#Asians|Asian]] outside her house. She is worried it might be Clyde. Chris says he'd be scared too.
* Julie is sure someone's outside her house. Chris tells her to try not to think about it.
* There's pounding on Julie's door. She investigates; it's a salesman. Chris gives a relieved, crazed laugh.
* Almost immediately, they begin idle banter about cars.
* Chris, possessing all the subtlety of the raging inferno that was the Hindenburg in its final moments, suggests that he and Julie engage in cybersex.
* Chris believes that Panda is gone and that he should immediately move on.
* Chris admits that it's possible he will prematurely ejaculate. The prospect unsettles him some.
* Julie and Chris discuss their first time. Terrible, unmentionable things occur as they go into detail, moving into full on cybersex. Chris concedes it's probable that he'll prematurely ejaculate on his first time.
* Chris lies about his penis size. See accompanying image.
* Chris explains that his semen will taste like strawberries, since he's been eating lots of them in preparation.
* Chris drops his phone number. Yet again.
* Julie AFKs out. At least one troll quietly slips into giggles.
* Julie returns. They discuss Chris's parents.
* Julie tries to white-knight Chris. [[White Knight|It ends with the usual amount of fail]].
* Julie has a plan to get Chris to [[Redmond]]. Chris wants to go, but desperately doesn't want to expend any money, effort, time or thought into the process or even leave his house.
* Clyde returns. He reveals he was lurking under the name of his [[Vivian Gee|cousin]]. He has heard everything.
* Clyde threatens Julie. Chris threatens Clyde.
* Chris stands up Clyde for a bit. Clyde lays the smackdown, saying Chris's logic makes no sense. It doesn't.
* Clyde threatens Julie with [[Wikipedia:Russian roulette|Russian roulette]]. Chris shows that he doesn't know anything about how the game works.
* Chris and Clyde argue about who is crazier. [''Spoiler: Chris.'']
* Clyde reveals his backstory.
* Chris won't leave his shitty landfill for any reason.
* Chris tries to invoke Trolls Remorse in Clyde, which doesn't work.
* Chris displays immense hypocrisy throughout the whole third quarter of the chat.
* Chris watches [[Wikipedia:Sex in the City|''Sex in the City'']].
* Clyde tells Chris he doesn't have autism, bringing up the Wikipedia article to prove it. Chris is stunned into silence, finally admitting that high functioning autism isn't a real thing.
* Chris gives a list of his cooking and cleaning qualifications, going into specific detail about how to empty bins, load a washing machine, clean cat poo and clean up an overflowing commode.
* Clyde laughs.
* Clyde argues against the brick wall that is Chris's mind.
* Clyde has a job.
* Chris believes that he is [[Chris and his ego|simultaneously overqualified for almost any position imaginable]] and a [''jack of all trades, master of none''], to such an ludicrous extreme that he is unsuitable [[Wendy's|even for minimum wage work.]]
* Clyde frigging flips out, blowing his stack.
* Chris babbles about how [[Rocky]] is helping him but is unable to list any specifics, mentioning a Dr. Price.
* Chris STILL doesn't know why [[Megan]] got upset, even though Clyde literally screams the answer at him.
* Chris ripped up the original [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|pic She Came For CWC]], saying he keeps the remains in a crumple-lope (''presumably a crumpled-envelope'').
* Chris blames his homophobia on the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Principle of Nathanael Greene Elementary]].
* Chris says he never said he hated homosexuals, an outright lie. Clyde goes spastic.
* Clyde finally gets to the point: Chris must make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video]] where he admits to being gay. In exchange, Clyde won't dismember Julie. Chris initially declines.
* Under pressure from Julie, Chris takes a very long time to FINALLY decide that he will make the video, even after Clyde reminds him he can just make [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|a second video after to say that the first was blackmail and that he's straight.]]
* Clyde notes that he is about to get banned, so leaves.
* Some guy comes along and Chris discusses what happened.
* Chris gets Julie to agree to taping their first time and uploading it to YouTube.
* Chris goes off to make [[For Julie's Eyes Only|the video]]. The trolls burst out laughing; JulieSpike sings [[Wikipedia:Still Alive|Still Alive]] from ''Portal'', and soon all the trolls join in as the video ends.
==Video==
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== Transcript ==

==== 00:00:00 Introduction, Audio Fail ====

'''Chris:''' There we are. [''Random background noise''] Hmm now... What now? Oh.

'''Julie:''' Hi Chris!

'''Chris:''' Hello.

'''Julie:''' Ho- [''audio cuts out'']

'''Chris:''' Uh, say that again? You kinda broke up there.

'''Julie:''' Hold on, let me adjust my mic- [''cuts out again'']

'''Chris:''' Oh! It's you!

'''Julie:''' [''muted''] Yes of course!

'''Chris:''' Huh.

'''Julie:''' [''Pause''] So how are you Chri- [''More audio failure'']

'''Chris:''' I'm okay Julie, how are you?

'''Julie:''' I'm wonderful, thank you. Everything at home o-

'''Chris:''' Everything's Okay- Everything's Okay at home. Uh, I mean It's only I think that was you asked-yeah. I know you just bought that mic but it seems to be failing at points. Oh well.

'''Julie:''' Uh, let me configure it really- [''cut''] Maybe I can increase the vol- [''cut''].

'''Chris:''' If anything you might have to close it and relog back then to up after you get it configure correctly. I mean order-or-or to get to configure it correctly.

'''Julie:''' Well actually I did that, I logged back in after I configured it- [''cut'']

'''Chris:''' Oh. Well you should carry speaker a little longer there (?)

'''Julie:''' So- [''cut'']

'''Chris:''' [''Aggravated''] ''Sigh.'' Broke up again. [''Pause''] I mean you can tell when you're breaking up because you look at the you-your lips up next to your name on the thing here and you kinda get grayed out, and that means you're- that's kinda like when you get cut off. [''Pause''] Or when you're done speaking.

'''Julie:''' hey I, oh I think I know what you- Is it better now-

'''Chris:''' You got cut off again.

'''Julie:''' That's weir-

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either. You just got it- you just installed it so uh, hmm. This is like first install jitters, or something. I dunno.

'''Julie:''' Is it better now?

'''Chris:''' I heard your, eh, eh, Yeah. I mean, I was able to hear you clearly until the points where you got cut of so uh, uh, yeah. I mean, yeah, you know, try saying something longer and I'll let you know if you get cut off mid-sentence.

'''Julie:''' I hope this microphone does not cut out as that would be horrible.

'''Chris:''' Alright, I got- I had your full sentence there. I heard ya. I heard ya.

'''Julie:''' Alright, that is good-

'''Chris:''' Huh. You got cut off again.

'''Julie:''' That's weird, I don't know what could be causing it. I turned off everything else that was using the connection.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well we just, well- it's best to try to make the best- make the best of it. So you know, uh, I'll try to understand you up- I mean- until the points, I mean the points- I mean, as best as I can even if you get- even if you might get cut off sometime. But anyway it's-

'''Julie:''' I'm sorr- I'm sorry about that.

'''Chris:''' That's okay. Hmm. So uh, how are you?

==== 00:04:14 Money, Jobs ====

'''Julie:''' I'm wonderful! Things in [[America]] are wonderf-

'''Chris:''' Yep, I hear that. I'm just sorry about uh, the rising cost of things due to the economic crisis and all.

'''Julie:''' Yes, it's very hard on me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright so, uh tell me- so you said you were uh working at fast food or something to uh, earn money?

'''Julie:''' Yes, I'm working at restaurants. I'm a professional cook. Sorry. My English is still bad.

'''Chris:''' You said you were a professional cook?

'''Julie:''' I am professional at cooking.

'''Chris:''' Oh, that's good. Maybe after you come over here I could try a little bit of your cuisine for uh... lunch or dinner.

'''Julie:''' Yes, I would enjoy that.

'''Chris:''' I mean, mostly I just uh warm up a TV dinner, but you know I am able to uh, cooking things- uh, cooking things for my- cooking things for myself when I have the instructions in front of me and the ingredients. But it's kind of, like hmm, you know, [[Tour of Chris's House|a bit crowded in my kitchen in here]].

==== 00:05:30 Food ====

'''Julie:''' What's your favorite thing to eat?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I like, mostly like [[Obesity|mac and cheese]].

'''Julie:''' I'm very good at cooking.

'''Chris:''' I'll take your word for it. And I'll look forward to uh, trying your-

'''Julie:''' [''Interrupting''] I'll be right back, sorry.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

[''brief pause'']

'''Julie:''' I'm back.

==== 00:05:59 Lost Passwords ====

'''Chris:''' Okay. Let's- anyway you didn't answer my question how'd uh, did your passwo- how'd you get your password back after the previous time your brother changed it on ya?

'''Julie:''' Actually um, he actually just put it back to the original last. I'm not sure if he's gonna give it back this time, however.

'''Chris:''' Um. Hmm. Has he told you uh, me- he's probably just doing it just to annoy you but uh, maybe he- maybe uh, maybe he like, I don't know his mindset but maybe he wants something?

'''Julie:''' Perhaps.

'''Chris:''' I mean like did you ask him like, did you ever ask him like why did you change my password other than just to annoy me? What is it that you want?

'''Julie:''' I actually don't know why he chang- [''cut off again'']

'''Chris:''' It's like if you- [''Julie interrupts, brief pause''] It's like you got to try get into his head a little bit.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Like, you know, one thing you could do, you could, check out his room, see if you can find anything he's written down or look at, you know, look a clues in his room that describes him. Maybe you could, find something- find something there that uh, you can put in- put in common terms with or whatever, and uh, give him something that uh, makes him feel good from somewhere among those clues.

'''Julie:''' [''Enthusiastic''] Yes I could do that! That's a very good idea!

'''Chris:''' I mean, [[Chris's Room|my room]] is a slew of big clues. [''Chris pronounces "slew" as "slow"'']

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

[''Windows beeping'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah so uh... what else do you want to talk about?

==== 00:08:07 About Our Relationship... ====

'''Julie:''' Umm, I'm not really sure. Maybe we could talk about- I'm not sure. Maybe our relationship?

'''Chris:''' [''Sudden intake of breath, as though wincing in pain''] Oooh. Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Should I- Should I not bring this up?

'''Chris:''' No, it's okay, it's okay. [''Pause''] Mmm. Ummm. Yeah. I mean I'm just trying to think about what- what's a good- what's a, something to say at the moment. I mean you don't know what to say, you could say [[Mary Poppins|Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]].

'''Julie:''' Ah. Have you heard from my friend Cameron Van- you know Cameron yet? Have you heard from him yet?

'''Chris:''' Ahh, Cameron?

'''Julie:''' Yes. [''Realizing error''] Oh. Her. Sorry.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Uh, possibly is that uh, Is that- I dunno is that like your aunt, still over in [[Molvanîa]].

'''Julie:''' Well, I have unfortunate news about Molvanîa. It- it appears to have been destroyed. I know that sounds strange, but, I don't know what happened. I'm very worried.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Maybe I can find something on the-

'''Julie:''' I miss my hometown.

'''Chris:''' I hear ya. Hang on, I'll uh, I'll Google Molvanîa, see if I can-

'''Julie:''' [''Backpedaling''] no, that's alright, I'm pretty sure I know what happened.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Uh, tell me in your own words what you think happened.

'''Julie:''' I don't know, It's just, I think the dictator of Molvanîa, I think he was assassinated,

'''Chris:''' The dictator was assassinated.

'''Julie:''' I'm not sure. As far as I heard from Cameron before he- I lost all contact with him.

'''Chris:''' [''Incredulous''] You mean her, don't you?

'''Julie:''' Sorry, I keep getting confused, my English is awful. I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' It's okay, you're trying. You're doing- you're doing okay.

'''Julie:''' Thank you very much.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' I think I'd like to talk about something else. I, you know.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, talk about anything.

==== 00:10:40 How's Virginia? ====

'''Julie:''' So, how's [[Virginia]]?

'''Chris:''' It's okay. Uhh, you know, it's a good place to live. As, especially going out to [[Charlottesville]] and uh, whatnot, but it's okay.

'''Julie:''' Oh, that sounds wonder-

'''Chris:''' I mean, I can't, I mean I don't know what much to say, but uh, you know [[Bob|my Father]] could tell you, oh yeah, Virginia's a historic town, cuz, you know we got all the history from like, Thomas Jefferson and, oh yeah, [[A Hike|the Monticello]].

'''Julie:''' What do you like to do in Virginia?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. What Do I like to do in Virginia? Hmm. I dunno [''nervous laugh''] Been living in Virginia pretty much all my life so, pretty much just living my normal life at this point. Other than- other than that I can't really say, you know?

'''Julie:''' Can you tell what that includes? I really want to know what your life is like, I would love to know.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Ahh, let me think about that. My life is like, uh...

==== 00:12:02 A Wild Clyde Cash Appears! ====

'''Julie:''' Oh no!

'''Chris:''' What?

'''Julie:''' I see [[Clyde Cash|Clyde's]] here. Uh oh.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Julie:''' Oh well, let's just ignore him.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It's like uh, he seems to be under the "Inactive" area.

'''Julie:''' Yeah no one can hear us here.

'''Chris:''' Oh, and uh, here's a note, it says that Clyde left the channel.

'''Julie:''' Oh, that's good.

'''Chris:''' In the left column here. Hmm. Don't really, I mean, don't really have much on my mind uhh, right now, let me see. Ah, mostly I've just been uh, collecting my thoughts and taking my time. You know, recovering from the Internet, from the [[stress]] of the, the stress of the Internet and whatnot.

'''Julie:''' Yes, the Internet can be a very stressful place, especially with all these [[jerks]] trying to make you mad.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah it can be very tiring is- yep. Very tiring.

'''Julie:''' You should stand up to them sometime. You should just tell them you're not going to take it anymore.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I think I, I pretty much do that, just like you know, like, I keep my cool- I kept my- pretty much kept my cool and not so much- [''Chris's cell phone alarm goes off''] Excuse me.

==== 00:13:40 Alarms Are Distracting... ====

'''Julie:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' That was my phone, reminding me of, er, just a reminder.

'''Julie:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' Uh, lost- lost my train of thought there.

'''Julie:''' Awww.

'''Chris:''' Don't you just hate that where you lose your train of thought and it's hard to recover?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I hate it so much.

'''Chris:''' I- yep I- I hear you there.

==== 00:14:12 Bob and Snorlax ====

'''Julie:''' So, so how is your life? I mean, are things with your parents okay? I would love to hear.

'''Chris:''' Mmm, you know, uh, can't complain. It's uh, not to- not totally bad. It's okay. I mean, uh, it's-

'''Julie:''' Is your father giving you trouble again?

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Uh not so much lately. Uh, I had to go downtown with him to get his pacemaker checked.

'''Julie:''' Oh, I hope he's okay.

'''Chris:''' D'awright.

'''Julie:''' How's [[Snorlax|your mother]]?

'''Chris:''' She's alright.

'''Julie:''' I heard her singing, what was it, [[Mumble 2|yesterday]]? She's a very good singer.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. You know I told her that, uh, you know. Y'all- Y'all on the Mumble here heard her singing and they gave you a compliment it's like you know, "Oh, I can't sing, I'm tone deaf. They're just lying to try to make you feel good." Just a little um, just a little mod- just a little modesty there. From her point.

'''Julie:''' Everything I said about her awesome singing. I- I- It was a hundred percent true Chris, I assure you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. I mean, I think she- I think she's a great singer too.

'''Julie:''' As do I.

'''Chris:''' Sorry, could you repeat that, what was that?

'''Julie:''' As do I, I agree with you.

'''Chris:''' Oh, as do you. That's what you said. Hm. It sounded like you said somethings, it sounded like you said "something, something why". Heh.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, like, I dunno, heh. Could be asking a question like, "Why, blahdah blahda". But never mind about that. I mean, I mean- I mean I understand, I'm understanding you clearly. Up to like, you know, up to when you get cut off and whatever.

'''Julie:''' So apparently Clyde did get kicked from the Mumble server, so that's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Hopefully he's gone for good. He's been trying to promote his awful comic.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah I'm definitely gonna take- I'm definitely gonna- I've been taking some time, and I've been thinking about like you know doing a page at a time, and uploading that to my website. As, as I- as I draw the comic.

'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, umm... I know maybe it's confidential, but could you tell me about- a bit about the next comic? I really want to hear.

'''Chris:''' Tough love, simply enough- in the first episode [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] will meet in the [[Dating Education]] class, and it'll just be like, a simple romance, without them- with only the professor knowing it, the two get paired up uh, communicating with each other over- over, like Internet and cell phone and whatnot in practice. And then they all love each other.

'''Julie:''' Cool. I look forward to reading about it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean, but, you would think, you know, Simonla is a ground/bug type and uh, Wild's a grass-electric. It's like they wouldn't, uh, hook up very well on the opposite traits. But you know, Wild don't- wild don't care. Loves her.

==== 00:17:37 Music, Alizée ====

'''Julie:''' Wow. That sounds so nice. You know what, I'd like to change the subject a bit?

'''Chris:''' Uh, sure.

'''Julie:''' Can I ask you about your taste in music? I'm an [[wikipedia:Alizée|Alizée]] fan myself!

'''Chris:''' Uhh.

'''Julie:''' Can I show you one of her videos? Her videos?

'''Chris:''' Uhhh, no. Uh, no that's okay, but you said Alizée, I think I've heard that name mentioned before.

'''Julie:''' Yes, I believe it was mentioned uh, last time.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I kinda like mo- like uh, all types of [[Chris and music|music]]. Uh, some heavy metal, not so ehhh, but you know I'll play it on ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', at least.

'''Julie:''' I've been trying to get ''Guitar Hero''. That's one of the next games I've been planning to get.

'''Chris:''' Guitar Hero Metallica?

'''Julie:''' Well, even ''[[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero: Metallica|Guitar Hero: Metallica]]'', or maybe ''[[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero World Tour|World Tour]]''.

'''Chris:''' World Tour's already out. With the band kit.

'''Julie:''' I can possibly get that.

'''Chris:''' Or you can- or you can get [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock|''Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock'']] or [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero: Aerosmith|''Aerosmith'']].

'''Julie:''' I hear there are some rock stars that are actually playable in ''Guitar Hero III'', who are they?

'''Chris:''' Ahh, I can't really, I don't really memorize- I don't really memorize the uh, playable characters, but in ''World Tour'' I did create a playable version of myself.

'''Julie:''' Cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah there's a video on the [[YouTube]] that shows me playing with my character and the [[Gitar of Fail|Sonichu Guitar]].

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I noticed you played really well. Do you know how to play the real guitar?

'''Chris:''' Ehhh. No, but you know, the guitar, the plastic guitar's good enough for me, I mean, I feel it's good- good enough. Like playing a real guitar. [''Voice becomes very gloomy''] Even though it's not, but still, [''back to cheerful''] It's good enough for me!

==== 00:19:33 Troll Wars VI: Return of the Clyde ====

'''Julie:''' Oh no. I think Clyde's back. Hopefully he doesn't notice this. Hopefully [''drowned out by clattering noises''] -but let's just ignore him again.

'''Chris:''' I mean, yeah. He's not in- he's not in our private channel. So, he's not hearing us.

'''Julie:''' Yea- [''cut off again'']

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah but anyway- yeah, I like all kinds of music. Uh, but uh, you know, my favorite female pop star- my favorite female pop star-singer I'd say would be, would have to be [[Britney Spears]].

'''Julie:''' I agree, Britney Spears is very nice.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

==== 00:20:13 Attracted to Cartoons ====

'''Julie:''' You know, about your comic? I actually have a question I've been pondering for quite awhile.

'''Chris:''' Ask.

'''Julie:''' Umm, do you find yourself attracted to your female characters you created at all?

'''Chris:''' Ah, do I find myself attracted to my female characters?

'''Julie:''' That you have created, yes. I'm sorry if it's a bit too much but I feel like I just, I've been pondering it.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Let me think about that, hmm. Are we including the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]?

'''Julie:''' Huh. What?

'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on a second, we've got an interloper here.

'''Julie:''' It must be a troll.

'''Chris:''' Oh, there he goes, he got kicked out.

'''Julie:''' Oh, there he goes. Thank goodness.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Ah, right so, are we talking about uh- so, in addition, yeah uh, the [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|human]] [[Allison Amber|female]] characters. Are we also talking about me being attractive to the Rosechus?

'''Julie:''' Yes, I've been pondering. I'm just wondering.

'''Chris:''' Yeah they'd- yeah I would say they all have a good ap- I would- they all think I'm handsome. Like [[barb|my mother]]. My mother- my mother thinks I'm- my mother tells me constantly that I'm handsome and I agree with her, like when I look at myself in the mirror. But it's like, you know, every time she tells me I'm handsome I'm like, “If I'm so handsome why don't I have a girlfriend?”

'''Julie:''' I don't know! I can't imagine why either. You're- well to use the best word you're just dashing. You're just wonderful.

'''Chris:''' I appreciate that.

'''Julie:''' It is my pleasure.

==== 00:22:07 [[Chris and money|Money]] ====

'''Chris:''' [''Brief pause, stress sigh''] Let me go off-topic a bit. So, how- how long do you think it will be until you feel like you'll be able to afford to make the trip to uh, come to Virginia?

'''Julie:''' I'm not sure. Things are tough with the economic problems in [[America]] currently. Hopefully you'll be able to um, hopefully I'll be able to soon.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. You getting any financial help from your family? I mean uh, you can count [[Max|your brother]], but I'm not necessarily counting him.

'''Julie:''' Well, most of my family live in Molvanîa. For after- I mean, before it happened. I hope they're okay.

==== 00:22:48 Clyde Speaks! ====

'''Clyde:''' I'm here Chris...

'''Julie:''' Clyde?! What are you doing here?

[''Chris gives a stress sigh'']

'''Clyde:''' I just wanted to stop by and say hi, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Get out.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Clyde:''' Look Chris, Chris. I just wanna tell you something.

'''Chris:''' Yeah wh-

'''Clyde:''' I'm off my medication right now, I'm off my leia (presumably leash) and I'm still angry at you now. Last time was a mistake. I shouldn't, [[Vivian]] told me... [''exhales''] Oh god. Tell me Chris. I just want you to answer one thing.

'''Chris:''' What is it.

'''Clyde:''' Why haven't you killed me yet? Why haven't you killed me yet.

'''Julie:''' [''Pause''] Chris I think he's trying to tick me.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Julie:''' Clyde, how did you get in here?!

'''Clyde:''' [''Short whisper''] Magic.

'''Julie:''' You must be on your drugs again, you jerk!

'''Clyde:''' Not this time. Not this time. I was being too nice last time, obviously. That was me on drugs. I was too nice when I was on drugs.

'''Chris:''' You know Clyde, I have an answer- I do have an answer for you. I haven't killed you yet because you're doing a good job doing it to yourself.

'''Clyde:''' Uhhh... I haven't attempted to kill myself. Ever.

'''Chris:''' Druggie.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I don't think he's gonna leave. I'm scared. What if he tells all the other jerks what you've been saying? What if he knows?! No. I don't know. [''Clyde momentarily interrupts'']

'''Chris:''' He knows nothing. He's been mostly out of this conversation.

'''Clyde:''' I know everything. Ever.

'''Chris:''' Op. There we go, he got kicked out. [''pause''] There you go he got kicked out. Yeah but I think most- I think- I think we're safe because he did not hear most of our conversation since, you know, he was mostly in the inactive column.

==== 00:25:22 Clyde Leaves ====

'''Julie:''' I have to be right back soon.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Julie:''' So there should be something we can do about Clyde.

'''Chris:''' But uh, like uh- I'm not too worried about him. I mean I'll deal with him- [''Julie interrupts''] I mean I'll deal with him when uh, he pops in.

'''Julie:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Uhh according to [[Cogsdev]], he says that uhh Clyde shouldn't be able to come back. [''pause, stress sigh''] Hmm, right so we were-

'''Julie:''' It must be another troll.

==== 00:26:09 Chris talks to Cogsdev ====

'''Chris:''' Nah, that's okay. They're taken care of... They're being taken care of- they're taken care of. But anyway getting back to our conversation, talk about uh, yeah you tried- I was asking you if you had any [[Monthly Tugboat|financial aid]] from your family. But uh, then you said that they- the troubles in Molvanîa and such. Uh. Yeah, but mostly uh- any help at all from your family? Financially. [''pause''] Julie? Okay.

[''Pause'']

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Uhh, Cogsdev, you can- you heard the whole conversation, didn't you? [''Pause''] Oh. Okay. [''unclear mumbling, pause''] Oh, okay, well that's okay, you didn't have to uh, come into the channel, but uh, yeah okay but anyway so what's your question?

[''Pause'']

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Active manner. Hmm. Yeah cuz I like- cuz I like to uh, hmm. But I mostly am attracted to women so when I draw my female characters I like to uh... with like you know I, yeah. I like to make them attractive. I have done, uh, hmmm. [''pause''] I can't really uh, hmmm. No, I would not have uh, sex with any of them but it's like you know, uh... It's like but you know, I love them as if they were my friends or uh, or like you know, my brain children. But I would never have [[sex]] with them. I mean it's like uh, alright, yeah, Cogsdev, I know you're a girl and I will take your word for it on that, but uh, yeah but, yeah. It's like uh, you have- you would have- if you had a son, wouldn't you want to make him look attractive?

[''Pause']

'''Chris:''' Alright, there you go, you'd dress him up as nice- as nicely as possible. [''Pause, then inaudible mumbling''] Obviously I watched uh, yeah, I did watch [[Pornography]] and then I did get the frustration from the e- from between the [[ED]] page it- the page and the [[trolls]]. But it's also like, you know uh, I've all- I've wanted to do something like that, you know uh, just to stretch uh an adult muscle in my head. And plus, if you'll look at the, uh, at the lovey-dovey non-[[Nudes|nudity]] scenes like uh, you know just the embracing and the kissing. They're like my best works of- they're like my best examples of [[art]]. It's like even though I'm a frustrated [[virgin]], I can draw romance very well.

[''Pause'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I just- but- you know, a bunch of times I most but- like majority of- like most other people I'm [[random]]. And I'll uh, I'll never know what I'm gonna- sometimes I never know what I'm gonna do next. If I'm- um- what I mean I work out- I don't think- sometimes I don't think I feel. If I wanna do something to- just for the heck of it then I'll do it. But yeah, the [[comic]] is mostly intended for children.

[''Pause, [[sigh]]'']

'''Chris:''' But it's also like you know, it's- I'll figure that it's also like it's intention for like when they get older. Years later they're- they're in their teenage years and they're like uh, they're looking back at the earlier stuff and it's like "Oh that was so childish." But then it's like you know I- I added this uh- this- the uh, the T-rated or the- or adult materials I pretty much did. It's like uh, they could relate better- they could like relate to that in their adult- in their teenage and adult years. Just uh- just uh- just a small branch out, if you will.

[''Pause'']

'''Chris:''' More of a- I would say that uh, related to like what I would like in my romantic love life. Or like, you know, when I have my romantic relationship with my sweetheart. That's pretty much- I'm gonna be doing it. And also with that uh, also good advice for uh, those that don't know for themselves. Like I'm working on the [[dating education]] episode I was just telling Julie about a little bit. But yeah, that nine-year-old who wrote [[How to Talk to Girls|that book]] pretty much took the words out of my mouth, and then some, but mostly-

==== 00:33:46 Julie Returns ====

'''Julie:''' I'm back, Mr. Chandler!

'''Chris:''' [''Laughs''] Oh that's- that was fun. I was just talking to Cogsdev uh, pretty much.

'''Julie:''' Ah, I see!

'''Chris:''' you know it's just-

'''Julie:''' So, did I miss anything important?

'''Chris:''' Ahh, not really. Just answered the- I just answered a couple of her questions.

'''Julie:''' Oh, alright. Wait, how did- huh. Oh, never mind. [''pause''] So I'm sorry I had to take a brief absence. [[Max|My brother]] called me for help with something.

'''Chris:''' I see. Hmmm. I'm sure Cogsdev won't mind but I'm just gonna see if I can... how to do it here it says “kick and mute” I just want- I just want to move- oh, she moved herself. Okay. So, alright so, what did he want? You to help him with?

'''Julie:''' He just- he just wanted to help- me to help him with um, from the kitchen.

'''Chris:''' Oh. I see. That's good. Hmm.

==== 00:35:10 Non-Sonichu Characters ====

'''Julie:''' Hmm. I just thought of another question while I was helping him in the kitchen.

'''Chris:''' Yes?

'''Julie:''' I noticed that all your characters are indeed- well, most of them are indeed Sonichus and Rosechus.

'''Chris:''' Yeah?

'''Julie:''' Do you plan to make any other characters that are not Sonichus and Rosechus? Like that character I gave to you earlier?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Possibly. But you know that there are some, there are other animal characters outside that, the Sonichus and Rosechus, you know, there's [[Flame the Sunbird]].

'''Julie:''' Yes there is him. I-

'''Chris:''' Of course we have the human characters.

'''Julie:''' Yes I know, but aside from them, do you plan on making any other non-Sonichu or Rosechu characters?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, possibly for like you know uh, one way or another hero villains, side characters, It just-

'''Julie:''' I look forward to it!

'''Chris:''' Time will tell. And uh... here's a thought, after uh, you move to uh, Virginia, and you come be- and you come be with me, then uh, it's like you could help me work on that. Create those characters.

'''Julie:''' I am pretty good at character design. I've made a few characters like the one you've seen before.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' I wanna ask.

'''Chris:''' Hmm?

==== 00:36:48 Monthly Tugboats ====

'''Julie:''' You said before that you do get money every month, is this not right?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I do get, yeah I do get a mo- [[Monthly tugboat|social security]].

'''Julie:''' Well, you must have more money than I. Can you try to come to Ohio sometime? Or would you prefer if I came to your house.

'''Chris:''' I'd rather uh, you came to my house. Cuz I just don't feel comfortable traveling long distances, uh by myself at least.

'''Julie:''' I guess, but I've never been in America myself either. I'm somewhat worried myself.

'''Chris:''' Best thing you can do to relive that tension is just to, take a deep breath, once in awhile, take your time. You know, quote unquote stop and smell the roses.

'''Julie:''' Alright I guess.

'''Chris:''' You know it's like, uh, you don't have to uh, be in a hurry to get from point A to point B. It's just like, you can space it out in- you can space it out in your own mind, at your own individual pace. As long as you go.

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I think I'll try uh, slowly move over. Hopefully I'll get there this year. If I'm lucky.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah this year. Or uh, I dunno. I'll tell ya what uh, it may be possible, but I might uh, be able to board you here if uh, board you here in my- board you here in my room until uh you get uh, until you get an apartment for yourself, you know? [''Windows beeping''] Until you get here.

==== 00:38:42 Things Are Different in Molvanîa ====

'''Julie:''' Can I ask you something though?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' In Molvanîa... men indeed do come to the womens houses first. But how things are different here? I figured that they have the same rules.

'''Chris:''' Well you know, same more or less. But it's like uh, most people are more comf- most men are more comfortable with uh, what they call a “[[Wikipedia:Sadie Hawkins Day|Sadie Hawkins]]” situation because uh- alright yeah, Sadie- it's uh, pretty much just fictional character Sadie Hawkins, you can look her up on uh [[Wikipedia]] or something.

'''Julie:''' I think I will.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but, mostly it's like uh, no guy would- every- every guy was like afraid to uh, talk to her so, she pretty much did the asking of the guy- asking to the guys. And uh, they would most likely say yes but- yeah so, she pretty much started a trend of women asking the guys or going to them.

'''Julie:''' I see.

'''Chris:''' And I just, for a long while I felt more comfortable- more comfortable in a Sadie Hawkins situation.

'''Julie:''' Uh huhh.

'''Chris:''' Like you know uhhh, pretty much the women- pretty much the women coming to me that's uh, pretty much why during my in-person experiences, during my sweetheart search in the earlier years when I actually were, in- actually was in the lo- in the real life locations. I was waiting for the women to come to me. Cuz I was just shy and uncomfortable- I just was shy mostly.

'''Julie:''' But you don't need to be shy around me, you know me, you trust me completely, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. But still-

==== 00:40:48 Don't Be Afraid ====

'''Julie:''' You shouldn't be scared.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but also there's the uh, there's like role troubles and my fam- and my mom would- and my mom would worry and all that sort of- all that sort of-

'''Julie:''' [''interrupting''] my brother worries about my safety. You know, he doesn't want me to get hurt out there because the world is a mean place.

'''Chris:''' I hear- I hear you there.

'''Julie:''' Hmm. I'm still worried.

'''Chris:''' Sometimes you just gotta take a plunge. I mean, listen to me, talking like this. It's like I should be taking plunges for myself. Hmm. Here's some thing-

'''Julie:''' [''interrupting''] Well, I guess I could try.

'''Chris:''' I would appreciate that. I really would.

'''Julie:''' I- I will- I promise you right now, I just want you to know, that I will consciously try to get to Virginia in this year. I will try my very hardest.

'''Chris:''' Thank you. I want you to know I mean that from my heart. Thank you, Julie.

'''Julie:''' You are very welcome Chris. But again, I'm worried. What if Clyde- what if he attempts to rape me as he did with [[PandaHalo|Panda]]? I'm worried. Worried for my own safety.

'''Chris:''' Yeah but uh, as long as you don't uh, put it on the Internet where you're currently living, then uh-

==== 00:42:36 Clyde the Stalker ====

'''Julie:''' Yes but he's able to follow me. I think I've seen a car around my house- someone... someone Asian in it? I think Clyde is Asian, I'm worried. He looked in with an evil glare, I'm worried. I think it was half-Asian actually, I'm not really- I'm just really scared that if I try and leave my house that he's gonna do awful things to me. [[sex tape|Awful horrible things]] to me! I'm scared Chris.

'''Chris:''' I hear you. I feel for you. I'd be scared too.

'''Julie:''' But I don't think! I- I don't think he'd rape you. Which is why I think maybe you should come- I apologize for the background noise, TV is on.

'''Chris:''' That's okay. Uhhh, but you- surely that guy cannot be out there all the time.

'''Julie:''' Yes but I see his car even at night. I have a feeling he may be stalking me but I don't know where he is and I'm scared to call anyone about it.

'''Chris:''' Well do you have his license plate number?

'''Julie:''' But Chris I- no I don't. But, I know Chris, that- you're tough Chris. I actually- I believe in you. You are the strongest person I've ever met. You're tough! I know you are. I know you've described yourself a couple times but, you are the strongest person I know. I know this! I want you to protect me Chris. Can I please trust you? With my life? Do you think that would be...

'''Chris:''' Alright you can trust- I'm- you can trust me to protect you.

'''Julie:''' Thank you Chris I apprecia [''audio cut off'']

'''Chris:''' Yes. I will protect you.

'''Julie:''' Yeah the TV is extremely loud. I should ask my brother to turn it down.

'''Chris:''' Actually I'm not hearing your tel- I'm not hearing your television.

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' So you know, it's okay at this point.

'''Julie:''' Alright. [''brief pause''] Chris?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Thank you. I'm happy that I could trust you. And I'm happy that you can also trust me.

'''Chris:''' I'm happy too. That uh, you're able to uh, to trust me very much as well and that you understand me very well. Makes me feel better. Makes me feel happier.

'''Julie:''' I'm very, it's my pleasure making you feel happy, Chris. It's my ple- [''Audio cuts out'']

'''Chris:''' Uhh, Cogsdev uh, Okay, uh, did you have another question or something?

'''Julie:''' I'll be right- [''Audio cuts out'']

'''Chris:''' [''to Cogsdev''] oh yeah well we were just talking uh, but yeah, Julie will be right back so uh, it's okay. Did you have something else on your mind?

[''Pause'']

==== 00:47:00 He's Outside! Oh no! ====

'''Julie:''' So anyway, uh, yes I do see someone outside my house. I don't know who it is.

'''Chris:''' Just uh, just try not to think about it.

'''Julie:''' I won't.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean uh, it's not like you saw- I mean, it doesn't- it not- it's not hold it- it does not look like he's looking a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], is he?

'''Julie:''' I'm not sure, he's holding something. I'm worried.

'''Chris:''' Well just- just best not to- to try not to think about it.

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' Someone's pounding on my door.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Someone's pounding on your door...

'''Julie:''' I'm gonna to go lock it. I'm worried, Chris. I'm gonna go lock it.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Oh- it was... I looked outside, Chris.

'''Chris:''' Uh huh?

'''Julie:''' It turns out it was a [[BILLY MAYS|salesman]].

[''Chris gives a maniacal, crazy laugh'']

'''Chris:''' Ahh, that's a relief.

'''Julie:''' I'm sorry, I- I acted so silly!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but it's okay- it's only- it's only human. You're only human.

'''Julie:''' I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' It's okay, we're all human. I mean, I was scared for you too. [pause] I was pretty much quaking over here!

'''Julie:''' I was so scared! I'm so silly.

'''Chris:''' It's a'right. I'm here for you.

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' I appreciate that, Chris.

[''pause'']

==== 00:48:42 Now That Julie's Not About To Get Stabbed, Let's Babble About Cars ====

'''Julie:''' So. I think I would like to change the topic if that's a'right?

'''Chris:''' Sure. Whatcha wanna talk ab-

'''Julie:''' How do you like [[wikipedia:Burnout (video game)|''Burnout'']], Chris?

'''Chris:''' It's- it's alrigh...t. Yeah... get to cruise around...

'''Julie:''' Maybe we should race sometime.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I did notice in a- uhh- in a- in a trailer that, uh... apparently uh, the concept Camaro that [[wikipedia:Bumblebee_(other_incarnations)#2007_Transformers_film|Bumblebee]] was, uh... is in the game too.

'''Julie:''' Yeah I heard they're actually releasing uhh... I forget the exact name, but they're actually gonna... release [[wikipedia:DeLorean DMC-12|the same car]] from [[wikipedia:Back to the Future|''Back to the Future'']].

'''Chris:''' Huh. That's interesting. By the way you know, I also do have the music video, uh- that was on the [[PlayStation Network]] for a limited time- uh, [[Wikipedia:Fast Car|"Fast Car"]]...

'''Julie:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It's basic- I forgot who was the guy who... sang it, but I do uhh have the MP3 of it as well. But, anyway, in the beginning it's like- this person who has a PSP... he's getting a message from- from the guy doing the song... from his PlayStation 3... or his PSP or something like that. And then he gets into Burnout, then gets his license... does- a his video with, uh... car action and such. [''Chris's voice fades out''] I forgot how it... goes. <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[stress sigh]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> Mmm. I could send the video over the PlayStation Network I would, but apparently they only will allow you to send photos or... something like that- I don't know how to send videos.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' I do have it on my PlayStation 3.

[''pause'']

==== 00:50:29 Oh Chris, You're The Master Of Subtlety ====

'''Julie:''' When- When I do go to Ruckersville, Virginia with you... I would love to play ''Guitar Hero'' with you... and ''Burnout'', and all the games. I would love to just play for hours with you.

'''Chris:''' I would love that too. [[Hanky-panky|Play with you.]]

'''Julie:''' Huh.

'''Chris:''' You know, in [[wikipedia:Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80s|''Guitar Hero: Encore... Rock the 80's'']]... the, uh encore number was uh... [[wikipedia:Play With Me|"Play With Me"]].

'''Julie:''' Oh, cool! That's... quite the coincidence.

'''Chris:''' So... [''Chris does a bizarre voice here''] come play. Come plaaaay!

'''Julie:''' Haha- I will!

'''Chris:''' Come play. ... and maybe... you know, there may be... [[hanky panky|other things]].

'''Julie:''' Heh!

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Other... fun things. [''Chris has a lecherous tone to his voice'']

'''Julie:''' I hear you!

'''Chris:''' Just- just each other on the couch... or on my bed.

'''Julie:''' I can't wait.

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah. [''stress sigh''] This point yeah. Pretty much, uhh... but don't quote me- um, I don't want you [[CWCki|spreading it around]] and uh... well yeah, at this point, uh... eh... [[PandaHalo|Sarah... Panda]] is gone. I'll just let her fly away right now... to uh... to Clyde, if she is going there, just let her fly- just let her- I'll just let her go. I'll give you my-

'''Julie:''' I'm real- I'm very sorry to hear Panda has left you. And after all this time and you loved her. And she would just leave you for that.

'''Chris:''' It's okay. [[Chris and death|I'm able to recover.]] Then... move on.

'''Julie:''' I hope so.

'''Chris:''' But anyway. Uhh, Julie- I'll let you take my virginity.

'''Julie:''' [''muted''] Thank you.

'''Chris:''' After you get here and we spend... [[third date|plenty of time]] together and get to know each other in person.

'''Julie:''' I look forward to that, 100% Chris.

'''Chris:''' You've come so far. You'll be the uh- the wife- the one who actually made it.

==== 00:52:51 Chris The Cherry Popp'n, Prematurely Ejaculating Machine! ====

'''Julie:''' Chris, can I ask you something?

'''Chris:''' Yeah?

'''Julie:''' Oh yeah. How do you think our first time would- [''audio cut'']

'''Chris:''' I'd do the best I can. [''gives a nervous, scared laugh''] Hopefully not prematurely ev-ejaculate.

'''Julie:''' Hope not! I wanna enjoy it as much as I can.

'''Chris:''' Uhh, certainly I would try my best to make it as... satisfactory as possible. I mean, I've watched a lot of pornography, educational... or, uh just... sets or uh, and I've learned from that.

'''Julie:''' I see. What position would you like best? Can I ask?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I don't know. Cowgirl.

'''Julie:''' I've heard of it. I think I might enjoy it.

'''Chris:''' You're on top.

'''Julie:''' [''giggle''] Wait, how would I be on top?

'''Chris:''' I'm on my back-

'''Julie:''' Oh yeah, I remember.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''pause''] Mmm. So yeah, Julie, you know, come here as soon as possible... If you can make it by- if you can make it for even at least a visit... on my, by my, on my birthday... later this month... I would appreciate that.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I promise you, I will try my absolute hardest to visit you on your birthday.

[''pause'']
[[Image:1240785819569.jpg|thumb|right|Chris is smiling for you. Just for you.]]
'''Chris:''' Too bad you can't see me smile, because [[creepy stare|I'm smiling for you]].

'''Julie:''' Well, there's always... S-Skype, but... nah. Not right now.

'''Chris:''' It's okay. [''pause''] There's also PlayStation Network Chat. I have PlayStation Eye. But uhh-

'''Julie:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' -unfortunately, your brother... maybe he'll- maybe he'll give it back to you.

==== 00:54:54 The First Time OH GOD. ====

'''Julie:''' I hope so. Hey Chris, I know you might not want to, I'm just asking, but do you think you could describe the first time?

'''Chris:''' Mmmmmm...

'''Julie:''' For me?

'''Chris:''' Mmm... I tell you what, how about I uh... type it up and send it to you on multiple messages on PSN...

'''Julie:''' Aww, are you sure?

'''Chris:''' Cuz... cuz I can't recollect it off the top of my head, and it's a lot of detail.

'''Julie:''' But you can stay... I'll stay for the whole thing! It's a lot easier to say it in words. Please Chris?

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

'''Julie:''' For me?

'''Chris:''' I might. It's gonna take me... a while to recollect.

'''Julie:''' I'll wait the entire time.

'''Chris:''' You are a trooper.

'''Julie:''' And it doesn't have to be perfectly accurate.

'''Chris:''' Lemme just ask you though, out of curiosity... are you a virgin?

'''Julie:''' Indeed I am. And I'll gladly let you take it.

'''Chris:''' Let's take each other.

'''Julie:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. [''pause''] Take it as a compliment, you're making me hard.

'''Julie:''' Okay, so can you describe it? For me?

'''Chris:''' Yeah okay I'm trying- lemme- okay, mmm.

'''Julie:''' I will patiently wait.

==== 00:56:38 I HAVE TO TRANSCRIBE THIS?! WHAT THE HELL MAN! WHAT THE HELL! ====

'''Chris:''' We will firstly make out.

'''Julie:''' Mmm.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Hmm. During that day I would have eaten plenty of strawberries.

'''Julie:''' I love strawberries. Lemme tell you Chris...

'''Chris:''' Mmm?

'''Julie:''' I'm [[mass debating|masturbating]] right now to this thought. So please continue.

'''Chris:''' We're making out. Mmm. We're... I'd let you... I'd let ya... pull my pants down, and let you warm me up a bit.

'''Julie:''' I would love to.

'''Chris:''' Uhhgh... You wouldn't mind giving- uh, you wouldn't mind giving me a, uh... blowjob?

'''Julie:''' I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind at all.

'''Chris:''' So uh, you just imagine it... and you're enjoying it I think?

'''Julie:''' Of course I am.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. You have my right hand on... your left shoulder.

'''Julie:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' J-just just- just having it there.

'''Julie:''' Yes!

==== 00:58:20 Chris Admits To Probable Premature Ejaculation ====

'''Chris:''' Mmm. A'right yeah, then eventually yeah... You would pretty much, eventually uh, you might- you might get some of the premature stuff... at least that's like, out of the way. [''inhales nervously'']

'''Julie:''' We would continue after that, right?

'''Chris:''' I still have a lot more... I still got a lot more tiger in my tank. Rawr.

'''Julie:''' Me too.

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

'''Julie:''' Mmm.

==== 00:58:54 Return to Ear Rape ====

'''Chris:''' Let's say we, uh... undress each other.

'''Julie:''' Yes. [''Julie sounds bored'']

'''Chris:''' I'll unhook your bra.

'''Julie:''' Mmm.

'''Chris:''' Then I would, uh... be... be marveling at your... at your... nipples.

'''Julie:''' Mmm hmm.

'''Chris:''' Cuz you've already marveled at my [[duck|dick]]...!

'''Julie:''' [''pause''] Excuse me?

'''Chris:''' You're pretty- I mean-

'''Julie:''' Can you repeat that?

'''Chris:''' I said, you would have already marveled at my... dick.

'''Julie:''' Yes I have.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Then we just- then we'd just be undressing each other... at this point. Then I'd know that it's your turn. I'll massage your breasts with my hands and I'll have my mouth at your pussy.

'''Julie:''' Mmm... I would enjoy that very much.

'''Chris:''' Yes. There you go, massaging and giving me... my head.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

==== 01:00:09 Julie Encourages Chris ====

'''Julie:''' Chris, can I ask you something?

'''Chris:''' Yeeees?

'''Julie:''' As I am... are you too... masturbating to this?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I don't have my hand... on me.

'''Julie:''' I was wishing maybe we could... do it together.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... let's call this a little rehearsal. We don't necessarily need to let anything go with the moment.

'''Julie:''' Oh a'right. Please continue though.

==== 01:00:44 Sexy Time Again! ====

'''Chris:''' You know what? I just grabbed it.

'''Julie:''' I'm happy to hear.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's, it's not hanging out- but I'm grabbing it. You made me grab it.

[''Julie giggles twice'']

'''Chris:''' Then eventually, uh... I'll give it to you first doggy style.

'''Julie:''' Thank you. [''pause''] Please continue.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. In and out, in and out... mmm.
[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|right|SEVEN INCHES MY MORBIDLY OBESE ARSE.]]
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask you something? How big is it?

'''Chris:''' It can go up to seven inches.

'''Julie:''' Oh wow! I'd love that. [''pause''] Please continue, I'd love to hear it. I love to hear this- thank you!

'''Chris:''' So... just let it play in your imagination. In and out, in and out- doggy style!

'''Julie:''' Yay!

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Then eventually... I'd fall towards you and we'd both lay together on the bed, side by side... I mean we are lying- we are laying on our sides. I am behind you.

'''Julie:''' Ohh.

'''Chris:''' [''Chris puts on another retarded voice''] My dick is still in your pus-sey, and my fingers are making sure it stays in there.

'''Julie:''' Hmm... Would you do it [[homo|up the butt]]?

'''Chris:''' [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|Not on the first time]].

'''Julie:''' Ahh, a'right.

'''Chris:''' We'll enjoy the moment.

'''Julie:''' Hmm. I am.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' [''retard-o voice returns''] In and ooooout, in and oooooout. It... feels good.

[retarded, incomprehensible stammering]

'''Chris:''' [''more retarded voice''] And pretty soon, and pretty soon the cowgirl... You're on top! You're on top of meeee... you're riding-

'''Julie:''' I would ride that so much.

'''Chris:''' -me, you're riding me hard.

'''Julie:''' Mmm hmm.
[[Image:Strawberries.png|thumb|right|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
'''Chris:''' B-but then, but then... [''Chris suddenly switches to his normal voice''] By the way I would be wearing a condom. So like you know, so like you know I have no problem wearing it, so if I got inside you and be protected... or I could like pull it out, and go right all onto... your bosom. Or into your mouth. Whatever you want. I'll give you a pearl necklace, or I'll... feed it to ya.

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' What do you want. What is it you desire.

'''Julie:''' Maybe just... to have it. Maybe just to eat it, I suppose. You did say it would taste like strawberries.

'''Chris:''' That's because I would have eaten a bunch of strawberries beforehand.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' So... mmm. There you go. [''retarded voice returns''] Huh huh... in the mouth![''normal''] You're enjoying that.

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. And then we would pretty much... [[recycling|clean each other up in the bathroom]].

'''Julie:''' Mmm hmm!

'''Chris:''' After that. Or we'd just hang around in the bed. W- W-

[''Chris and Julie talk over each other for a second or so'']

'''Julie:''' Excuse me for a second, Chris.

'''Chris:''' Yes?

'''Julie:''' [''Bored monotone''] I think... I'm coming.

'''Chris:''' Ho- ho boy!

'''Julie:''' Thank you so much Chris! That was a wonderful story. I hope that some day it will be a reality.

'''Chris:''' We'll soon see, won't we?

'''Julie:''' I hope so.

==== 01:04:58 Getting in Contact IRL ====

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Is it possible you could take a picture of yourself... and send it to me in a PlayStation Network... message?

'''Julie:''' I will try and get a camera, yes!

'''Chris:''' I like that. Oh, by the way, uhh... you do have my phone number right?

'''Julie:''' Uhhm- not yet, but I haven't been able to get hold of a phone, only at my current workplace. I was a- I was pretty desperate to find a place to live so I wasn't able to actually get a phone yet. But I would love to have it, so I can call it once I get to that point where... I can get one.

'''Chris:''' A'right well uh, you have uh... a pencil and paper?

'''Julie:''' Uh huh, I do.

'''Chris:''' A'right well you can call me on my cell, it's uh... 760-0848, area code 434.

'''Julie:''' One more time please?

'''Chris:''' I should uhh start from the beginning, it's uh, (434) 760-0848.

'''Julie:''' I- [''audio cut'']

'''Chris:''' Got that?

'''Julie:''' Uh huh, indeed I did.

'''Chris:''' A'right, read that back to me.

'''Julie:''' A'right. [''pause''] (434) 760-088- sorry. (434), 76...0-084...8.

'''Chris:''' Yeah that's right.

'''Julie:''' Good.

'''Chris:''' After you get your phone, let me know your number... uh uh- message on the PlayStation Network at work-

'''Julie:''' A'right-

'''Chris:''' -or whenever we talk in private, and then I'll know it's your phone number.

'''Julie:''' Mmm hmm! I'll try get a phone soon.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Good. Mmm. And uh- you know what? You made me feel good, even though I [''Windows beeping in the background''] didn't [[Chris Loses It|lose it]] right away, you made me feel good.

'''Julie:''' Hmm! I'm happy.

'''Chris:''' I'm happy I made you feel wonderful... as well.

'''Julie:''' Hmm, you did.

'''Chris:''' I think it'll be better... when we're actually better in person.

'''Julie:''' It will.

'''Chris:''' You know what? I'm imagining myself leaning towards you, and my forehead's touching your forehead...

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' ...and we're looking at each other eye to eye...

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' Mmm. [''pause''] And then what happens?

'''Chris:''' [''snorts, pause''] I dunno, we just... be emotional and then... and then we make out some more. [''laughs'']

'''Julie:''' I look forward to it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's be emotional in person, together, when it gets to that point.

==== 01:08:06 Julie AFKs Out, Some Trolls Laugh ====

'''Julie:''' Yes. [''pause''] I'll be right back, Chris.

'''Chris:''' Okay, me too.

'''Julie:''' A'right.

[''Sound of random junk being moved'']

'''Julie:''' Umuhh- I'll be back in about five minutes.

'''Basement Rosechu:''' In addition, this partnership is a better [''inaudible''] ability, will allow you to [''inaudible''] for any reason. We are a rapidly changing market, and under- [''Presumably, Chris tracks down the escaped rodent and murders her'']

[''Ominous silence'']

'''Troll:''' [''faint''] Oh... god...! ...Huhuh... [''This is presumably the unknown dude who appears later in the chat'']

[''Sound of typing'']

[''Silence'']

[''Giggling and slapping of thighs in the background'']

'''Troll:''' [''faint''] What the... fuck.

==== 01:09:42 Julie Returns, Chris's Parents ====

'''Julie:''' Chris?

'''Chris:''' Ahh- hang on a second, I gotta put my earphones back on. [''pause''] Okay, so you were say-

'''Julie:''' If I may ask?

'''Chris:''' Sorry, what?

'''Julie:''' Um-

'''Chris:''' Oh, you-y-y-

'''Julie:''' -would your parents mind?

'''Chris:''' My parents mind what?

'''Julie:''' If I came over to your house and we did the business? [''pause''] Would they mind? Would they be okay with it? I hope so.

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I think they're- I think they're- they're cool.

'''Julie:''' I would love to meet your father and mother.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. And I- and I would- Imma let them know about you as well. They're looking forward to meeting you as well. You know, in introduction.

'''Julie:''' Mmm? Can you say that again?

'''Chris:''' Mmm?

'''Julie:''' I didn't hear you.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. I said um- I'll tell- I'd talk to my mother, and let her know about uh you, and after you come over I'll be only too glad to uh, introduce you to [[Cole|the whole family]].

'''Julie:''' I'm happy to see that- to hear that.

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

'''Julie:''' So Chris, mostly I've been talking about- mostly I've like been starting to talk... is there anything I can talk about? Anything I can answer for you?

'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh''] Uhh, nothing comes to my mind right now, it's- it's pretty much... blank, you know? Hmm.

==== 01:11:34 The Future ====

'''Julie:''' Hmm, a'right. [''pause''] Hey Chris, how do you think your future will be like?

'''Chris:''' H-How do I think my future will be like?

'''Julie:''' Yes! Either yours or mine and yours.

'''Chris:''' Well uh you know, you know, for me at least you know, eventually, I would be married and... have my daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].

'''Julie:''' Hopefully you can be married to me, and I can be the mother. [''pause''] Chris, I would gladly be the mother to Crystal. Gladly.

'''Chris:''' A'right. Good. Unngh.

'''Julie:''' Would I be a housewife, Chris?

'''Chris:''' Hmm- we'll see, but uh, I was kinda hoping to be the house husband.

'''Julie:''' But I'm very good with [[sonee|children]]... and I can cook.. I can clean very well, too.

'''Chris:''' Uhh, we'll see what- we'll see what happens when the time- when the time is right, you know?

'''Julie:''' A'right. Do you think in the event that we- in the event that we do decide that I am the house... wife... maybe you could get a job? What job would you like to have? That's a good question, I would like to ask you.

'''Chris:''' Uhhm, I'm not certain... but at least you know, you're promising, 'cuz, you know, you're thinking that doctor's a good job...

'''Julie:''' Wait Chris, what about your CADD degrees? You could get a job with that, can't you?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... probably, but uh, not really sure at the moment.

'''Julie:''' Cuz Chris, the thing is, I really don't have an American high school diploma, I can't work.

'''Chris:''' Mmm.

'''Julie:''' I'm gonna *try* to get doctor, but it's not gonna be easy, you know?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I hear ya'. Hmm. Oh, I will definitely give the question some thought. Plenty of thought.

==== 01:13:58 Julie Tries To White-Knight Chris ====

'''Julie:''' Also, I'm really happy- I was looking at- I was looking at the Internet, I was happy to find out that there are a lot of things I can get online that I wasn't able to find in the Molvanîan stores. I was able to... I'd like to set up something called a PayPal, have you heard of it?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Hmm. It's pretty good! Maybe-

'''Chris:''' -Yeah.

'''Julie:''' I think I'll get one.

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I usually use Paypal for like, uh... paying or... receiving money for goods I sell on eBay.

'''Julie:''' I didn't realize you sold things on eBay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did.

[''Julie and Chris talk over each other'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah uh, just various things I didn't need anymore. But it's like you know, it costs money to list- it costs money to list on eBay, and you would have to have a bank account linked to the PayPal account...

'''Julie:''' Ahh.

'''Chris:''' But it's like you know- knows, it- so then it knows, so they know where to send the money to or take the money from.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I thought of something that might be able to get you money.

'''Chris:''' Hmm?

'''Julie:''' Hey- what if you advertised Sonichu? And, it would gain popularity, and you could sell merchandise... you wouldn't need [[Miyamoto saga|Nintendo]], you could just sell it!

'''Chris:''' Mmm... I don't know about that, uhhm-

'''Julie:''' I think it's a good idea, you really should advertise. Like, in your neighborhood. Maybe in [[Ruckersville]].

'''Chris:''' Umm... I'll give that some thought. I'll give that some thought. [''pause''] I'm not making any promises, I'm not making any promises, but I will gi- I will definitely... greatly consider it.

'''Julie:''' Could I consider something, Chris?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Julie:''' Maybe- you could go outside, do a meet-and-greet. Just walk around Ruckersville and meet a lot of people. Say- just be nice to them and tell them about Sonichu, the popularity will indeed grow.

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] That's something-

'''Julie:''' They'll tell their friends.

'''Chris:''' That's something that... in addition... I can think about.

'''Julie:''' I really hope you do, cuz', I really wanna see Sonichu become a main brand- maybe even a video game to come out, something I can play on my PS3. It would be wonderful.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. But you know what's uhh- more wonderful? Or what will be more wonderful?

'''Julie:''' What? What?

'''Chris:''' You being here.

'''Julie:''' I would hope that too. Sadly, the economy is not letting that happen easily. I've said before, I'm tr-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' -trying very, very hard to get over there.

'''Chris:''' And your efforts will be greatly rewarded when you come.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I... since. Hmm. I figure you should try and do something. You need to prove to Nintendo that Sonichu is a great idea. I know that as far as what I've heard, they aren't exactly-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, actually... they agreed- they uh, they did, uh, you've heard- they've acknowledged that it is a great idea, but because I was unable to uh make the trip, because I could not afford it- afford the trip- said trip myself, to uh Redmond from Virginia, I mean, even on an airplane, or even in- or even on a- road trip...

==== 01:17:49 Julie's Redmond Plan ====

'''Julie:''' Well Chris, I have like- a step by step plan on what you can do. You can save up for a couple of months, step one. Step two, reserve a cheap airline ticket that can get you to Redmond. Second, bring a trusted friend along- maybe you can get a-hold of [[Cole Smithey]], perhaps?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I-I-

'''Julie:''' Are you still in touch with him?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Julie:''' Oh, sorry.

'''Chris:''' Hmm...

'''Julie:''' Maybe you could bring... Hmm- you could bring your [[Bob|father]]? Maybe he could help. I've heard he's... he's got [''inaudible''] expertise.

'''Chris:''' [''mumbles''] Mmm maybe my [[Snorlax|mother]]... erm. Or you know, here's a thought... I could bring you.

'''Julie:''' Weeell, I think we could try that, but I-I don't think it'll be in the near future if we try that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah-

'''Julie:''' But by all means...

'''Chris:''' It's uh, gonna be a while before we can uh, save up enough money to uh, actually... save up e- save up like... $800 for like a pair of tickets.

'''Julie:''' I don't think it'll be $800... I think it'll be something... maybe like $500? I'm not sure? But- I'm not positive...

'''Chris:''' Well, time will tell.

'''Julie:''' Well, a couple of months and... you know. You can get there. They'll reimburse you, so it won't be a big loss- maybe-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' -maybe you can get Sonichu made. You have to assert yourself, as I've said before.

==== 01:19:22 More On Nintendo ====

'''Chris:''' Yeah... but it's also- but it's also like you know uh, I thought, I thought yeah- pretty much uh, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] uh, pretty much gave me a pretty much- a very aggressive talk down to about... the project's cancellation.

'''Julie:''' Hmm. Though Reggie is... the big cheese of Nintendo, you should try-

'''Chris:''' Yeah-

'''Julie:''' -You should try... showing to Reggie that... you are just as capable... as anyone else at Nintendo.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. No I've made-

'''Julie:''' -Show 'em you can... show 'em you can, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUTl1vEG62Q as Reggie once said at E3 I believe? Show 'em you can kick arse and take names.]

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah. But I gotta be able to afford the trip first. Then I can show it- then I can show it to him. And uh, after you get here, you can help me with that.

'''Julie:''' I would love to help you with Sonichu. The game. I would love to help you. I honestly would.

'''Chris:''' And you know what else- and you know what else you can help me with in addition to that?

'''Julie:''' What?

'''Chris:''' [[sweetheart from the ground up|You can keep me emotionally sound... and secure.]]

'''Julie:''' I will, I promise I will.

'''Chris:''' Yeah uh, you know, I- [[BlueSpike|I like your voice]].

'''Julie:''' Ch-Chris. Maybe you should try writing a game design document. Like, all your plans for the game...

'''Chris:''' Yeah-

'''Julie:''' -every plan for the game?

[''Chris and Julie talk over each other'']

'''Julie:''' -planning things out.

'''Chris:''' I have uhh some... story I- I have some ideas for stories and unlock-ables already... typed up.

'''Julie:''' Well if-if you-if you could type it up or just send it to me, maybe ref-refine it a bit, maybe... send it to me- maybe I can try and...

'''Chris:''' -yeah well it's not complete, well I mean I still have other story details to figure out. But-

'''Julie:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' It's still gonna be a while... for probably even that. And those ideas will be- pretty much will be translated into comics beyond [[Sonichu 10|book number ten]].

==== 01:21:40 About The Next Comic ====

'''Julie:''' Hmm. Oh, that's another question- can I ask you something?

'''Chris:''' Yes?

'''Julie:''' About the next comic... do you think it'll take as long as the last one, or do you think it'll get here sooner?

'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh''] Urgh, we'll see. Depends on how I feel.

'''Julie:''' I'll do everything in my power to help you.

[''sound of Windows beeping in the background'']

'''Chris:''' And I'll... greatly appreciate that.

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' Hmm.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. I should go, uhh... collect my thoughts about everything that we talked about, and... just go and give everything we talked about great consideration... and uh, big deal of thought.

'''Julie:''' A'right. Hey Chris?

'''Chris:''' Yeah?

'''Julie:''' Do you think you can come back here tomorrow for another private chat? I'd enjoy it if you could.

==== 01:22:48 From Behind The Mirror, Clyde Returns! ====

'''Clyde:''' Wow, I've been here the entire time... heh heh heh... under [[Vivian Gee|my cousin's name]], of course. *tsk* And by the way, Julie- how'd you enjoy that Salesman-

'''Julie:''' Clyde, get out of here, you jerk!

'''Clyde:''' How did you enjoy that salesman?

'''Julie:''' How do you- how did you know?

'''Clyde:''' Guess who that was... [''whisper''] Guess who that was...!

'''Chris:''' Get outta here you jerk!

'''Julie:''' It's a troll! ...who was it?

'''Clyde:''' It was me! C'mon I was in- arrg, God, you irritate me sometimes! And next time... I'll bring my [[Megatron pistol|gun]].

'''Julie:''' [''whimpering''] Chris, I'm scared!

'''Chris:''' You leave her alone!

'''Clyde:''' You're all the way over there, what are you gonna do?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' [[Patti|I'll haunt your dreams]].

'''Clyde:''' I don't sleep.

'''Chris:''' I'll haunt you in your sleep.

'''Clyde:''' I don't... sleep.

'''Chris:''' I'll haunt you at your every waking moment... in your- in the deep crevasses of your mind.

'''Clyde:''' That's all you're going to do? Do you want me to just kill Julie and say-

'''Julie:''' -Chris...!

'''Clyde:''' -I'll just haunt you in your dreams? [''cackles maniacally'']

'''Julie:''' [''sounding terrified''] He's gonna kill me Chris, help! Do something, please!

'''Chris:''' You leave her alone, you bastard.

'''Clyde:''' That's not gonna make me do anything. That's not gonna make me do anything.

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' Watch out-

'''Clyde:''' Are you going to run, Chris?

[''Julie begins crying and babbling in terror in the background'']

'''Clyde:''' That'll show me. Run away, run away! That'll do it!

'''Chris:''' I'm not running.

'''Clyde:''' What are you gonna do, Chris. What are you gonna do.

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' Chris? I'm worried...

'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh''] I will be by your- I will always be by your side, Julie.

[''Clyde and Julie talk over each other'']

'''Clyde:''' You can't even make the trip to Redmond... You can't even make that trip!

'''Julie:''' He knows where I live- he has a gun- he's gonna kill me!

[''They stop'']

'''Julie:''' Chris, I'm worried for my life, you have to do something...! You said you'd protect me...!

'''Chris:''' I have God by my side.

'''Clyde:''' [''chuckles''] There is no God, Chris. What are you going to do?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I'll pray for Julie's safety. And I'll pray for you to... leave her alone. Ow. I'll definitely-

[''Julie whimpers and sobs in the background'']

'''Clyde:''' Praying... will do nothing, Chris. You couldn't even protect Sarah-! What makes you think you can protect Julie?

'''Chris:''' I'm offering... praying... is my way- is one way of offering... hope.

'''Clyde:''' Hope. Obama- and that will do nothing!-

'''Chris:''' -and piece of mind-

'''Clyde:''' -that will do nothing! ...maybe I should-

'''Chris:''' -it will-

'''Clyde:''' -just show up at her doorstep again.

[''pause'']

==== 01:25:40 Clyde and Chris Argue ====

'''Chris:''' Get outta here ya' bastard.

'''Clyde:''' That's all you're gonna say, g-

'''Julie:''' -Chris!

'''Clyde:''' -et outta here, y-you're not going to protect Julie.

'''Chris:''' I'm prot-

'''Julie:''' -Chris!

'''Clyde:''' Well I can see she- worth-

'''Chris:''' I am here. I will protect Julie.

'''Clyde:''' How?

'''Chris:''' You leave- you leave- you leave her alone.

'''Clyde:''' Your words do nothing. You haven't taken action in your life, have you?

'''Chris:''' I have taken more action than you have taken... anything.

'''Clyde:''' That didn't even make sense- when's the last time you been outside your house?

'''Chris:''' -terday.

'''Clyde:''' Doing what? Doing WHAT? At McDonald's? Buying your- whatever-

'''Julie:''' He was getting something for his mother, you JERK- something you probably never... did!

'''Chris:''' Yes, I was getting my mother a cup of coffee.

[''Clyde bursts into hysterical, maniacal laughter'']

'''Clyde:''' Ooooh my God, and tell me, tell me-

[''Chris and Clyde talk over each other- Clyde is inaudible'']

'''Chris:''' Well laugh now you bastard, but God will strike down, and smite thee.

'''Clyde:''' Smite me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Clyde:''' Okay, okay. Tell me what's the most... action thing you've ever done. I ran away from home, living on the streets and living in below-zero temperatures. What have you done, Chris?

[''Extremely long pause'']

'''Chris:''' I have stood up...

[''Chris and Clyde talk over each other again; again, Chris wins and Clyde can't be heard until the end'']

'''Chris:''' -for my friends. And myself.

'''Clyde:''' Like [[Megan]], am I right? Am I right?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' You are only... a single, solitary soul. With only as much power as the next one. You are only- you are only trying to talk down to me... and scare... me... and Julie, because you yourself are-

'''Julie:''' -he IS scaring me!

'''Clyde:''' Yes, and you totally protected S-Sarah, didn't you?

'''Julie:''' [''frightened''] Chris, he knows where I live! He says he's gonna kill me! He has-

'''Clyde:''' Of course I know where you live.

[''pause'']

==== 01:28:03 Chris Stands Up To Clyde ====

'''Chris:''' All you're trying to do is just... make yourself- all you're trying to do is- trying to up yourself... make yourself feel superior, when clearly you are not.

'''Clyde:''' Clearly I am. I mean, come on. You can't even... tell me- you said you would like... fight me or something, you said you would inflict pain- c'mon man, you can't even like, I don't know, I don't know, like, any. I'm a little tired right now. Huh. I'm lost for words. There's-There's is no way to describe how pathetic you are. There is no way describe how pathetic you are.

'''Chris:''' You know what? You calling me pathetic is calling yourself... pathetic. You're about as pathetic as you are describing me as pathetic.

'''Clyde:''' ...what.

'''Chris:''' You're the pathetic one. [''pause''] 'cuz you called me the pathetic one.

'''Clyde:''' Wow, you really are autistic, aren't you.

'''Chris:''' I may be high functioning autistic... but I know... the mindset of the majority of people individually. I have seen [''Windows beeping''] a lot... in my lifetime. I have seen so much. [''pause''] And you are trying to scare me... with your own... infe-with your own... inferiority... and [[slow in the minds|slow wit]].

'''Clyde:''' What do you mean, slow wit? You're the one with autism!

'''Chris:''' You probably suffer from your own mental innis [sic] or physical ailment, don't you.

'''Clyde:''' No, not really. I'm damn good looking. I'm pretty sure you'd be dead gay for me.

'''Chris:''' I bet you're on drugs, aren't you.

'''Julie:''' Chris would never [''inaudible, something about being gay''], you jerk!

'''Chris:''' -okay Julie. I will never be turned.

'''Julie:''' Yeah but Chris he knows where I live, I- mmm... I'm scared.

'''Clyde:''' I'll plan a visit tomorrow okay, Julie? I'll plan a visit tomorrow.

'''Julie:''' Noo...!

'''Chris:''' You leave her alone!

==== 01:30:23 Russian Roulette ====

'''Julie:''' What are you gonna do? What are you going to do?

'''Clyde:''' I'm going to play Russian Roulette.

'''Julie:''' Ahh...! Chris!

'''Clyde:''' You know what that is? I put a bullet... in a gun. For a thrill thing. Let's just see if she has the... luck, of an honest and pure girl.

'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh''] You know what? You've played Russian Roulette with yourself... I bet. And you've always come out at a loss...

'''Clyde:''' If I lost I would be dead. Y-You know what Russian Roulette is, right?

'''Chris:''' [''Chris tries to be deep and meaningful''] Ooooh, not loss- as in, loss of life... but loss. As in loss- of emotion, of-

==== 01:31:18 Clyde Is Crazy ====

'''Clyde:''' Okay, you know what- forget the Russian Roulette game, I'm just gonna shoot her, how about that?

'''Julie:''' [''fake sounding cries''] Chris! Help! ...Clyde, I'm warning you. My brother has-

'''Clyde:''' What are you gonna do, Julie? What are you gonna do.

'''Chris:''' Dude. She has her brother... to defend her.

'''Clyde:''' Uhh- Her- I've seen her brother, he's pathetic, I could easily kick his arse.

'''Julie:''' I doubt it.

'''Clyde:''' Wait what is?

'''Chris:''' Yeah well, you clearly underestimate a whole lot of people. So many-

'''Clyde:''' Uhh, no I haven't. I easily got rid of [[Robert Simmons V|Robert Simmons]], and I easily got rid of Sarah. I can do the same... again and again... and again and again and again. [''pause''] And again.

'''Chris:''' [[death threats|You really are a psychopath.]]

'''Clyde:''' [[Wikipedia:The Dark Knight (film)|Why so serious?]]

'''Chris:''' You... need to be put in an institution.

'''Clyde:''' Hehe, more like you need to be put in an institution. Hehe. I mean, you're obviously delusional- you really believe... that you- that you can smite me- and that you can stop me, with your words... you really think that.

'''Chris:''' I don't just think that... but I am confident.

'''Clyde:''' You say that you know that- that's just confidence. I know that Julie will be DEAD tomorrow.

'''Chris:''' And I know... that you... are already dead inside.

'''Clyde:''' Yes, I've been dead inside for quite some time, you were right about something. But I'm still living... in this little body of mine... and I will take Julie's... tomorrow.

'''Julie:''' Noo...!

'''Chris:''' You will not.

'''Clyde:''' You're right, you're right, I won't. I'll just leave her... I don't know. I don't know what I'll do.

'''Julie:''' What are you gonna do!?

'''Clyde:''' -she's a nice woman, she deserves to live. You don't, Chris- you don't deserve to live.

'''Chris:''' A'right if you've got the guts to say that, why don't you come over to my house in Ruckersville Virginia, you bastard?

'''Clyde:''' Why should I? I'd be making the game too easy. And I... why don't you come to me?

'''Chris:''' Oh. I could easily come to you. But the question is, are you... are you, so called, brave enough to actually come to the man who you think you could take down easily... but you obviously fear so much.

'''Clyde:''' You know the point of me doing this is so that you come to me, you do know that right?[''pause''] What, are you going to hide behind your parents? Your mother and father will protect you- is that what's going to happen?

'''Chris:''' ...do not interrupt me, because I was at a trail of thought. [''pause''] Without me, your rage goes on without a point.

'''Clyde:''' W-Well yeah, that's the point. My rage will die when you die. That's... kind of the point.

'''Chris:''' And then what would you do?

'''Clyde:''' And then I could feel at peace.

==== 01:35:05 Clyde's Backstory... ====

'''Chris:''' You would feel at peace, huh. Yet I bet- that actually you could say the same thing about somebody else who probably has abused you in your lifetime.

'''Clyde:''' No.

'''Chris:''' You said you ran away from home.

'''Clyde:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Was it something- was it- did you run away from home because your mother, or your father, or maybe both of them... was- was uhh, abusing you?

'''Clyde:''' It was nothing like that, it was for a girl. That was a pretty bad lead in my opinion, but I've gotten over that. I'm here. And I want to do something terrible. I should write down my plan, right now.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh'']

[''pause'']

'''Clyde:''' So what are you gonna do. Whatcha gonna do. [''long pause''] Nothing apparently.

'''Chris:''' No...! I am going to do something.

'''Clyde:''' Go to McDonald's?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Julie:''' Chris, you really need to do something, I'm scared!

[''long pause'']

'''Chris:''' I'm doing something Julie. I'm standing up for you.

'''Julie:''' Yes, but he knows where I live!

'''Clyde:''' I bet you can't even stand up, could you? Ha ha ha...

'''Chris:''' You just leave- you leave her alone. You let- you let- you let her live, you leave her... physically unharmed. Cuz, just as easily, I can call the police on you.

'''Clyde:''' A'right, do it. [''inaudible'']

'''Chris:''' I will tell 'em the whole story. About you, and [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]], and uh- what you did... they can- they can and will find you.

'''Clyde:''' Well, a'right, look. My actual house is in Australia, a'right? But you're not gonna find anything there- you're just gonna find... woo. A bunch of weed I left back there, okay? I mean, you're gonna hide behind the police... and that's not gonna do anything because, you know, I am in America so- they aren't gonna do anything.

'''Chris:''' Yeah well, let me ask you something. How could you afford... a trip to... Australia and back with every fare you could go quickly.

'''Clyde:''' It's called an inheritance. An inheritance. An inheritance.

'''Chris:''' You ran away from home, how did you inherit something?

'''Clyde:''' Of course, I'm not a stupid person. I made up with my parents before they mysteriously died for some reason.

'''Chris:''' I'm taking a [[Pocket knife|stab]] at this, but you killed them?

'''Clyde:''' No. They uh... carbon monoxide.

'''Chris:''' [''Chris sounds triumphant''] Carbon monoxide.

'''Clyde:''' It's some- ruhg. Look, never mind, you're too stupid to figure this out.

'''Chris:''' No, I am not stupid. I have- I have perfectly... understanding... what carbon monoxide is.

'''Clyde:''' Then what is it?

'''Chris:''' It's a poisonous gas.

'''Clyde:''' Where do you think that normally comes from? There's so many general- hehehe... accidental carbon monoxide poisonings.

'''Chris:''' [[autism|I can obviously tell because uh- you definitely killed them with your c- with the carbon monoxide, because you are putting so much emphasis on accidental.]] You can set it- you can set it- you have obviously set up something that would... LEAK. The carbon monoxide... and kill your parents. What did you have against your parents?

'''Clyde:''' Man you jump to conclusions... like a [[wikipedia:Office Space|jump to conclusions mat]]. You seriously need help, you autistic fuck.

'''Chris:''' Oh- *I'M* the one who jumps to conclusions? Well you jump to- you jump to conclusions of me being [[Chris and English|uncapable]] of doing anything.

==== 01:39:46 Chris Won't Leave His Filthy Shithole ====

'''Clyde:''' You are uncapable [sic] of doing anything, I know that. [''pause''] What, am I right? Am I right? Just admit it. [''pause''] Oh God- every single woman, you wanted them to come to your house, you wanted... Sarah to come to your house, you wanted Julie to come to your house, you are so lazy- why don't you leave your house? [[obesity|And drop a few pounds]].

'''Julie:''' God, stop it! That's enough!

'''Clyde:''' It's true isn't it, Julie, though? Is it true?

'''Julie:''' No it's not, you're lying, stop it!

'''Clyde:''' He is lazy. He's not going to come to you, you have to come to him- you have to sacrifice everything. He just sits at home and... you know... plays his PS3.

'''Julie:''' You're lying!

'''Clyde:''' -plays his PS3. Isn't that right?

'''Julie:''' Stop it!

'''Chris:''' Yes, you are lying.

'''Julie:''' Stop it!

'''Chris:''' Listen-

'''Clyde:''' -I'm right!

'''Julie:''' He IS lying.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, listen. Listen Clyde- if I could, I would come to- come to Julie personally, I would. But I have a lot at stake here. I leave- if I leave my house... a-and I mean, I don't know Julie's address. I don't know where she is right now. A-An if I had... and if I had- if I uh, had the address, I would most definitely go to her because she is- [''incomprehensible stammering, stress sigh''] -she would be there... to accept me. And let me in.

'''Julie:''' Chris?

'''Chris:''' Yeah?

'''Julie:''' I know... I know that I said I would like you to come to me, but... I feel it would be better for you if I went to your house. That was my decision. I would... like to go to your place.

'''Chris:''' Thank you, Julie. I appreciate that but- I'm jus- I'm just letting you know...

'''Julie:''' Actually, Chris-

'''Clyde:''' NO. I will never-

'''Julie:''' This is actually a very hard choice-

'''Clyde:''' No... Julie, I'm not going to let you-

'''Julie:''' ...this is actually a choice...

'''Clyde:''' -never going to let you leave.

'''Julie:''' CLYDE! Fine.

'''Chris:''' SHUT THE FUCK UP.

'''Clyde:''' No. I won't.

'''Julie:''' Chris... I need to think about this. I will think about this. Who's going to go where.

'''Clyde:''' You can't think while you're dead, you know that right?

'''Julie:''' This is... this is a somewhat hard choice for me to make, Chris. But I assure you- something will be done.

'''Clyde:''' You're going to let them [''inaudible''], let them walk out, sacrifice her safety... just for you? Ooooh- you ARE pathetic man, you know that, right?

[''sound of random junk bumping around, an occasional stress sigh, long pause'']

==== 01:42:56 More Insults ====

'''Chris:''' I tell you what. You, Clyde... are so small.

'''Clyde:''' More insults. That's going to stop me. You're gonna hurt my feelings so much I'm just... stay inside my hotel, and-

'''Chris:''' I don't have-

[''Chris, Julie and Clyde talk over each other- only Chris is audible'']

'''Chris:''' I don't have- I don't have-

'''Julie:''' Chris-

'''Chris:''' I don't have to hurt your feel-

'''Julie:''' What do you think about what I said? Do you agree with what I said Chris?

'''Chris:''' Y-yeah. I-I hear you, Julie.

'''Julie:''' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' Y-yeah. Anyway. You are small... [''stress sigh''] You think you can talk down... to anybody. You feel superior. When clearly, you are not. So therefore, you are definitely the small one in this room.

'''Clyde:''' Why am I pathetic? That I actually went out the world, saw everything...

'''Chris:''' I-It's because-

'''Clyde:''' -instead of playing my PS3.

'''Chris:''' Because you stooped so low... to try and hurt other people, to try and make yourself feel better. That... is pathetic. Thinking that... hurting others... will compensate for anything, for the better, when clearly it does not.

'''Troll:''' [''whisper''] AOmm...

==== 01:44:23 Chris Tries To Monologue Clyde To Death ====

'''Chris:''' All it does is just... [''whisper''] hurts... [''normal''] the other people, and it hurts yourself further... because... you hurt... others, against God's will, and you can only... try to tone that pain down... with your own self abuse... in your- with your- in your own... weed... and whatnot. That- that's just sad. You have my PITY. [''pause''] You have my pity, Clyde. And I'm sorry that- I'm sorry that Ryan... committed suicide over the one mistake I made in protest of that ED page... but you do not need to harm anybody, you do not need to kill anybody, because all that will do is just hurt yourself further. Because after your- after your supposedly... you supposedly did this revenge act, then what would you do? You don't- you don't know. But you say yourself, that you will be at peace-

'''Clyde:''' Exactly! That- that's my goal, to be at peace!

'''Chris:''' But does it really... fulfill... your emotional needs-

'''Clyde:''' Yeah. Yeah, it does. It really does.

'''Chris:''' It does- it will not. [[death threats|Harming others does not accomplish anything.]]

'''Clyde:''' Chris, you know all about harming others. You harm people every day. Your parents have to support you, every single day, they hurt inside. They hurt so much.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I know they hurt. And I feel their pain.

'''Clyde:''' You are the CAUSE of their pain. They probably regret birthing you every single day.

'''Chris:''' They do not. They appreciate it. They appreciate every moment. They have put so much time and effort in me- transforming me from... a mental nu- a mental case... to a- to a social pers- to a social butterfly... who can do s- who can do so much more than any other low-functioning autistic person can ever do. And for one thing? If they had not raised me the way they did, I would not be on the Internet, talking to... [[trolls|all the people]] I have been talking to. [[Chris and his ego|I am a warrior in my own rights]] and my own personality.

'''Clyde:''' So that's why your parents got you that [[abusive babysitter|babysitter]]... to GIVE you your autism in the first place, isn't it?

[''pause'']

'''Julie:''' Clyde, I think that's enough.

'''Clyde:''' No, I want him to answer this.

'''Chris:''' It's okay Julie. They did not know better about the babysitter. How could they?

'''Clyde:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Nobody but- It's not like uh, they knew the mindset of the babysitter. Nobody knows the mindset of any individual right off the bat. They have to get to- They have to actually take a little time to see inside them for how good or bad a person they are. And that takes a lot of time and energy. And my mother and father, in my lifetime, saw so much good in me, and all- I have been- and all I have shown for them was a lot of- was a lot of equal good. Some mistakes were made, yes. And I will not deny it, but I appreciate my mother and father, every day of my life. Because without them, I would not be a mainstream socially acceptable kind of man that I am today.

'''Clyde:''' Let me tell you, let me ask you something from your brother, uhh, [[Cole Smithey]], I believe.

'''Chris:''' Half.

'''Clyde:''' He said your parents, Bob and Barbara, met at a bar. And they concepted you out of a drunken stupor.

'''Chris:''' What.

'''Clyde:''' Your parents birthed you because they were drunk. They didn't know what they were doing.

'''Chris:''' They were not-

'''Clyde:''' gave birth to a failure like you.

'''Chris:''' Listen, they were not drunk. They were-

'''Clyde:''' Ask them about it. Cole Smithey told you years ago to ask them about it but you never did, did you? Why don't you go ask them?

==== 01:49:20 Sex in the City, you Faggot ====

'''Chris:''' You listen to me. Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. It- I was truly a miracle. It's like, I'm just like a man with only one ball and a woman with only one ovary. Which by the way, I picked that up from an episode of [[Homos|Sex in the City]].

'''Clyde:''' Wuh- that's nice that you watch Sex in the City. You faggot. Anyway, ahhh-

'''Chris:''' Anyway-

'''Clyde:''' Sex in the City is for girls, you do know that right?

'''Chris:''' I feel that- that shows that are supposedly aimed for girls are- are best- are best set for- are best viewable by those of both genders. Because men can attribute very well- very- in a positive way emotionally from such emotionally enriching programs. And also, less wars would be caused if men were more emotionally [''audio break''] -iked as such- more emotionally caring and understanding. Like women are.

==== 01:50:51 War! ====

'''Clyde:''' You do know wars have been caused for political reasons, not because men don't care. It's not about “ease of mental understanding feelings”, it's because of political gain. Power and corruption. What is wrong with you?

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] Those people who have fought for power are clearly, were clearly not very well off themselves because they had to hide behind power themselves. So many people hid behind- hide behind one thing or another. I don't have to hide behind anything to prove myself. Anything or anyone.

[''Julie makes moaning noises in the background as Chris talks'']

'''Clyde:''' You do know that uh, even [[Operation BARBarossa|Hitler]] had a girlfriend?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I have heard that.

==== 01:51:53 Chris sucks ====

'''Clyde:''' My god Chris. Do you not understand? You are pathetic. Completely pathetic. Apparently- I'm surprised you managed to get three women interested in you. And yet you're not going to do anything. Come on Julie. If you stick with this man you will be making the worst mistake of your life.

'''Chris:''' Wu- well-

'''Julie:''' That's not true!

'''Clyde:''' Name three redeeming qualities that Chris has.

'''Julie:''' There are too many to name! There are so many, I would have to make a lot of paragraphs all about them. And every quality he has is why I like him. And love him. So step off.

'''Clyde:''' Okay, Chris, let me tell you something. Where do you think Autism comes from?

'''Chris:''' Scientifically speaking it has possibly come from a drug, or otherwise it may possibly be genetic.

'''Clyde:''' [''furious''] Then why do you say a babysitter did it?! That's not drugs or uh, whatever the other thing you said. Genetics!

'''Chris:''' The ba- ba- stop. The babysitter locked me in a room by myself. Without anybody else to play with or socially interact with. That's just, that's just a real-life event that brought out the uh, curse that was buried within me. From the genetics, or the uh, medication.

'''Clyde:''' Stop lying to me. You don't have autism, you're just using it as an excuse to blame all your problems.

'''Chris:''' I have- I have [[Autism papers|medical papers]] I have, that prove- that prove that I was- that I did have autism. That's-

'''Clyde:''' [''interrupting''] That was in the [[1980s]]. Get a REAL diagnosis!

==== 01:53:57 Suddenly Chris loses the plot ====

'''Chris:''' My first word- I said my first word when I was two weeks old.

'''Clyde:''' Impossible. No man can learn a language that fast.

'''Chris:''' Believe it or not, I was in my mother's arms, and there was a woman witness aside from my mother, and I said “monkey”.

'''Clyde:''' [''laughing''] Are you sure you didn't say “McDonald's”?

'''Chris:''' I was trying to say mommy, but instead I said monkey.

'''Clyde:''' Okay. If you get a real diagnosis, like now, you know what they'll call you? They'll just call you an idiot. Cuz that's what you are. You don't have autism, don't blame it on that.

'''Chris:''' You're right. I don't have to blame everything on autism. But I am and was- I was at least. And I am a man, and I have recovered beyond- from beyond that. I have come out of my own autistic shell. And have- and have conquered so many boundaries that any low-functioning autistic person would only be too scared to leap over.

'''Clyde:''' [''Enraged''] They are not scared! What is wrong with you?! They have actual mental issues! You don't!

'''Chris:''' Right, they were inhibited. But I have conquered my inhibitions. You're right, I should not have to blame my autism. Because clearly I have conq- clearly I have overcome it.

'''Clyde:''' You didn't overcome anything. You were just lazy from the start. You didn't want to make friends, you just said “Oh they're gay, I don't want to be their friend”. You know high-functioning autism is a lie, it's a complete lie.

'''Chris:''' It may be a lie from your point of view,

'''Clyde:''' It's not a point of view, it's fact, it's fact.

'''Chris:''' Maybe from your point of view, but-

'''Clyde:''' I just said not point of view! It's a fact.

'''Chris:''' It may be. But it describes an origin.

==== 01:56:37 The terrible truth of High-Functioning Autism ====

'''Clyde:''' Look- look it up yourself! Look up high-functioning autism. Who actually agrees with it? No one! Only actual autism or that Asperger's thing, but no such thing as high-functioning autism. No such thing.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh, pause'']

'''Clyde:''' As I said, get a real diagnosis! Now! And see what they say about you.

'''Chris:''' I may consider that.

'''Clyde:''' Don't consider it, do it. I want you to know the truth. Maybe then I won't hurt Julie. We'll make a deal. I won't hurt her if you just do my demands. And they're simple demands, not crazy stupid ones.

'''Julie:''' Chris, please.

'''Clyde:''' What's that Julie? You want him to do it?

'''Julie:''' I just want you to leave me alone Clyde!

'''Clyde:''' I will! If Chris does what I ask.

'''Chris:''' Alright. I will see- I will look into getting a more updated diag- analysis of my autism.

'''Clyde:''' Chris, that means that I think you're gonna be lying again. And you know how much I hate lies.

'''Chris:''' Clyde, I tell you nothing but the truth.

'''Clyde:''' You have been lying this whole time.

'''Chris:''' Well, as far as my autism goes, we shall soon see. I will find somebody to test me, and we will soon see what it says on the paper.

'''Clyde:''' Okay. Look it up on Wikipedia. High-functioning autism, right now. I want you to look that up. Alright?

'''Chris:''' Fair enough.

'''Clyde:''' See the part were it says “Classification”? It's not a recognized diagnosis.

[''annoying loud clattering as Chris types'']

'''Chris:''' I'm typing it.

'''Clyde:''' -As said in the 1980s as a crazy voodoo economics blah blah blah. Okay? You get a real diagnosis. This to why. This it doesn't exist anymore, today's society.

'''Chris:''' Hmm, say that again?

'''Clyde:''' Read the part where it says classification. Read it. Read it to me. If you can read.

'''Chris:''' It says here it's not a recognized diagnosis in the DSM, oh, Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

'''Clyde:''' Exactly! It's not recognized.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Clyde:''' So do you know what that means Chris?

'''Chris:''' [''brief pause''] Give me a moment and I will answer that question. I wish to read further in this document.

'''Clyde:''' It's a simple sentence with simple comprehension! It's not a- it's not a recognized diagnosis. So what does that mean? That they diagnosed you with something that doesn't exist!

[''All quiet on the Weston front. Finally Chris speaks.'']

'''Chris:''' Alright. From this, from the one sentence, in this said I was never with a mental block.

'''Clyde:''' Exactly. You never had a mental block.

'''Chris:''' Fine. I agree.

'''Clyde:''' Now why do you blame everything on your autism when you don't have it? What was really stopping you Chris?

[''Very long pause, approximately fifty seconds. Occasional typing in the background.'']

'''Clyde:''' Maybe you should... make a video... to your so-called fans. Maybe that'll help you stop me. You think that'll stop me? No, it won't.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. A'right, so what- so to answer your question... the only thing that was stopping- the only thing that was stopping me from... this, was... because I was- I was- I was less able to... interpret non-verbal cues.

'''Clyde:''' W-W-What are you talking about. Look, I mean, come on man- you're 26 years old, you live with your parents, and now you don't have this mental block- what are you gonna blame it on? You can't get it- you don't have a job, I-I-even if you were given all the money in the world, you wouldn't be able to figure out how to rent an apartment. You wouldn't even know how to cook, you don't know how to clean, you are a pathetic excuse for a man.

=== 02:03:09 Chris is Educated On Cooking, Living in Filth ===

'''Chris:''' Sir! I will have you know that in high school I took two home economics classes, so I am very well educated- so I am educated on cooking. And, I have been cleaning... a whole bunch of [[chandler cats|cat poo]]. As well as some cat pee. And recently, when I overflowed a commode I had to clean some of the wat- a little bit of the water that ha- that was on the floor, with 409 and paper towels. Aaand I am capable-

[''Clyde appears to have some kind of laughter based seizure in the background'']

'''Chris:''' I am capable of loading the washing- the uh, washing machine, with clothes of a white- or a [[niggos|colored]]... and put in some laundry d- and put in some laundry detergent from... a single [[fapcup|cup]]... out of a whole box, close the lid, and start the washing machine. And then transfer everything to the drier... and start the drier. And also I am capable of loading the dishwasher... with the dishes... on the bottom and the cups- and the cups and the mugs on the top rack... putting some powdered detergent in there... and starting the dishwasher. I am also capable of uh... using of a- hand washing the uh dishes, the cloth- the wash- the- the dish cloths and such... I am also capable of uh, taking the garbage bags out of the garbage can... and putting an empty garbage bag into the garbage can... and taking the garbage- taking the garbage bag... taking the bags full of garbage up to the top of the hill, to be burned in the barrel. And also, the cans will be- will be- will be in the c- will be in the bags, and they go to the [[recycling]] facility.

[''Chris seems very impressed with his remarkably mundane list of abilities'']

'''Clyde:''' Congratulations! You can do anything that a normal person can do. I con- [''sound of windows beeping in the background''] -[[Count Graduon|gradulate]] you. [''pause''] Lemme tell you something- you need two classes to tell you how to do that? God- you can't support yourself, you can't- you can't support a family. God you make me so angry.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Tell me, why do I make you angry?

'''Clyde:''' Because you are a pathetic excuse for a man. And I'm trying to protect these women, with, you know, whatever I have to do to get them away from you. That is why Sarah is no longer talking to you. I have convinced her that you are a pathetic excuse for a man, you can't do anything.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Clyde:''' And so far you haven't proven otherwise- you still live with your parents, you still don't have a job, you failed to go to Nintendo- I mean God, that was a golden opportunity and you failed miserably. So what do you have to say to that.

[''pause'']

==== 02:06:22 Paging Mr Floyd, Your Wall Is Back ====

'''Chris:''' I did not have the money to... make the trip, but-

'''Clyde:''' Because you do not have a job.

'''Chris:''' No, because- no, it was because I was compulsive with spending. And I did not... have enough saved at the moment. But I am s- but I am saving-

'''Clyde:''' How much do you have m- how much money do you have saved at the moment? How much money do you have saved, from what you get from the government. That's it. If you had a job, you would have plenty of money to go. You know that $300 is... barely anything for someone with a job.

'''Chris:''' $300 dollars. You're thinking I get $300 a month...

'''Clyde:''' You would get well more than that if you HAD A JOB! [''Clyde sounds enraged'']

'''Chris:''' [''smug''] I got news for you. I heard I'd get $800 a month.

'''Clyde:''' [''Clyde begins to crack''] God you- [''Windows beeping''] get- way more than $800 a month IF YOU HAD A JOOOOB.

[''pause'']
[[Image:wall.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Clyde is arguing against.]]
'''Chris:''' And it increases with every... year... on my birth month.

'''Clyde:''' You do realize that people make thousands more a month, with something called- [''deep intake of breath''] A JOOOOOOB!

'''Chris:''' I am aware of that. But I just do not feel... at the time... that I need to be... in a job, because, I am getting the money from the [[monthly tugboat|social security]]... and my fath- and my father's assured me that it's more than- that it's more than anyone can make... in a jooooob...

'''Clyde:''' Are you- are you- are you an IDIOT!? You could EASILY make more than $800 a month with a JOOOOOB. Look- I'm pretty sure you could make more on minimum wage!

'''Chris:''' Well that's just, pretty much, shows what you know. Have you ever had a job?

'''Clyde:''' Of course. I've had [sic] one right now. A driving job. Where I drive people around tonnes of places. Sure, gas is expensive, but I make more than enough. And I love driving, it's my favorite thing- [''Clyde's voice becomes stalkerish''] I love it so much.

'''Chris:''' I mean- lemme- lemme ask. Limo... or taxi?

'''Clyde:''' It's my own, personal, driving business.

'''Chris:''' I see. Hmm.

==== 02:08:44 Chris's Skills ====

'''Clyde:''' You can make your own job. If it's a service people want. Which is more than I can say for [''inaudible''], there's tons of people without cars. And I get get them places. So Chris- what are your skills? What can you do?

[''significant pause'']

'''Chris:''' Actually I'd say basically I'm... [[obesity|all-round]]. But you see, that's a problem- I have too many... skills that I am good at. You might say-

'''Clyde:''' [''Clyde seems naturally incredulous and angry''] If you're so good at them, then get a job in ANY ONE of those skills. C'mon!

'''Chris:''' You might- you might say I'm a jack of all trades... and master of none.

'''Clyde:''' Then get something with minimum wage- c'mon man, that is th- that is the worst excuse I've ever heard. [''Clyde adopts a mocking tone''] I'm too GOOOOD for all these things, I'm not gonna get a job! [''normal voice''] That is the worst excuse I've ever heard.

[''pause, large amount of background noise and static'']

'''Chris:''' I am cap- I am capable... and willing... to get a job... whenever I want to. But I just want to make sure that I have a job where I would feel... most comfortable- most comfortable... with [''Windows beeping''], where I would feel- where I would not feel that I was being... pigeoned-holed for my skills... and that I was making fu- that I was making good use of my uh- skills as well. And-

'''Clyde:''' No you don't.

'''Chris:''' And defin- and also... make enough- make if possible, over a thousand a month.

'''Clyde:''' You could easily make over a thousand a month. I mean, Christ man, you have two degrees in this CAAAAAAAAD thing, right?

'''Chris:''' [''smug''] I have earned those, yes. It's-

'''Clyde:''' What have you done with those? What have you DONE.

'''Chris:''' [''smug''] I have designed the [[CWCville Shopping Mall|CWCville shopping center]].

'''Clyde:''' Show me. Show me this. Show me. I'd love to see it.

'''Chris:''' It would take a whole bunch of scanning.

'''Clyde:''' You've got time. Send it to me. You know my e-mail- you know, GREGG MAYS- with three g's. And what else have you done with your degree?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I have put more perspective into my artwork. And my creativity.

'''Clyde:''' What do you get from your artwork? NOTHING. You don't get money from your artwork.

'''Chris:''' Maybe not, but it was uh- but it is- it is something that is capable of... enjoying. At my own personal pace.

====02:11:41 Clyde Loses It ====

'''Clyde:''' No- I am also capable of enjoying blowjobs, okay? But doesn't mean- I CAN'T MAKE MONEY OFF THAT. [''pause, quietly''] In fact that costs me.[''normal''] But ANYWAY. [''dramatic''] What... can you do... that makes... MONEY. You are a PARASITE on America's teat [''inaudible'']. You just LEACH off the government, getting money that- those who- money just because you're autistic- WHICH YOU ARE NOT. You're just leaching off the government. [''pause''] People with actual jobs support your lazy arse.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I am capable of... standing up... and supporting myself, wh- when I am... when I am ready to. But I like to feel like I-

'''Clyde:''' [''exploding''] You're 26 years old, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT READY?!

'''Chris:''' I like to feel like I have a woman by- by my side to help me make sound decisions. [''digital sound in the background''] At the right time.

'''Clyde:''' Spoiler alert: you're never going to get a woman. [''pause''] You know what? You wouldn't even like it-

'''Julie:''' Yes he will! Me!

'''Clyde:''' Be quiet. I'm talking, Julie. I'm trying to tell you-

'''Julie:''' No!

'''Clyde:''' -how pathetic he is, you need to see what this man-

'''Julie:''' No! No!

'''Clyde:''' -is the worst mistake of your life!

'''Julie:''' You're a jerk!

'''Clyde:''' No- no. I'm trying to help him. You know my cousin [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]? She's been trying to help this fool... and guess what? Nothing has worked. [''Clyde stammers uncontrollably''] -get actual help. What have you done, Chris- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

'''Chris:''' [''smug''] I... am seeing my pastoral counselor. [[Rocky Shoemaker]]... on a weekly basis.

'''Clyde:''' And how has she helped your life?

'''Chris:''' She is helping me grab a more s- stable, s-sense in my mind, and capable of uh understanding... [''another, identical digital sound''] p-pieces of my... pieces... around here and there.

'''Clyde:''' That doesn't make SENSE! See an ACTUAL psychologist.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Well. She may- she is- she may not have a degree in psychology, but I feel that her work is greatly... greater that w-w-w-wait a minute, lemme rephrase that. [''muttering''] Gimme a moment... [''sharp intake of air, normal voice''] She is... wonderful. And... certainly more than any... $25 an hour-per-visit psychologist can do. And I have seen a $25 dollar an hour psychiatrist... Dr Price. I forgot his first name.

[''Chris confuses a psychologist, someone who simply counsels their patient, with a psychiatrist; someone who can provide the aforementioned council but may also prescribe powerful anti-psychotic and anti-convulsive medication. Reference: http://depression.about.com/cs/psychotherapy/f/psychologist.htm . It's interesting to wonder which one he actually saw, especially since the name of the doctor on his [[autism papers]] isn't Price, it's probably not the same doctor. As for the first name of the doctor who treated him, all signs point to [http://www.vitals.com/doctors/Dr_Douglas_B_Price.html Douglas].'']

'''Clyde:''' And what did this... Price guy... do?

'''Chris:''' When I was... when I was required by [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]... or more specifically, the real life [[Mary Lee Walsh]]... to uh, see Dr Price... he helped me sort out some [[Chris and anger|anger management]] i- sort out some anger management issues I had... at that time. And also allowed me to- and also helped me... in... putting my sweetheart search in perspective. And how to improve on that... and I think uh, that from his help I was able to uh... more comfort- more comfortably at my own pace actually make some good- make a good- good number of gal-pals and then find uh, and then eventually find one that uh, would be my true sweetheart.

'''Julie:''' And it'll be me, Clyde. Don't you think otherwise you jerk!

[''pause'']

==== 02:15:34 Clyde Can't Beat The Wall ====

'''Clyde:''' [''stress sigh''] Uhgh... I've got nothing. I- I can't even begin to describe how pathetic you are.

'''Chris:''' You see-

'''Julie:''' He's rubber you're glue, everything you say bounces offa him and sticks to you.

'''Clyde:''' Chris used that insult a while ago. That- insults do nothing. I'm citing some real life things I know about Chris, and I'm using it against him, I mean- you say that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED page]] is full of lies but every single thing on it is true. I know the people there. I know who [[Blanca]] is. [''whisper''] I know all these people. [''normal''] Yet you seem... urgh. You think that ED twists your words around- they're YOUR WORDS. People are just interpreting as such.

'''Chris:''' [''smug''] Exactly. MIS-interpreting them.

==== 02:16:27 Chris Doesn't Know Why Megan Left ====

'''Clyde:''' They are YOUR WORDS. I mean, why do you think [[Megan]] left? Why do you think Megan left.

[''long pause'']
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|right|Some of Chris's tender honesty.]]
'''Chris:''' I CAN answer that... and I am just try- and I am trying to think- and I am thinking... of a good way... to phrase it. In my own a- in my own honest and [[Chris and his ego|humble]] opinion. [''long pause''] Simply put I was... very- I was... emotional. And I tried to outreach- I tried to reach out for her in an emotional sense... with... tender- with [[Rape|tender honesty]]... and uh... a gentle... hand on the shoulder... apparently I got to close. And she felt uncomfortable, and she just forced me away.

'''Clyde:''' [''furious''] [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|YOU DREW A PICTURE OF YOU HAVING SEX WITH HER.]] What is wrong with you!

'''Chris:''' That was... after the ED page, and I did that in protest against it.

'''Clyde:''' [''angry''] That doesn't even make sense! You drew that out of your... God, I don't even know- wanna think... sexual deviant. That is why Megan left you, because you are way too fucking creepy for her. She put up with you for [[Megan Saga|two years]] while you touched her and... GOD, I don't wanna think about it. So for two years she put up with you. And what do you do? You draw a picture of you having sex with her.

'''Chris:''' For your information, it's hard to tell, because... I had her- I had her eyes... censored. Just like you would see on any television... program. Of-

'''Clyde:''' Chris-

'''Chris:''' -that sort.

[[Image:Christine Weston Chandler’s Lot Of 32 Porn Drawings 07.jpg|thumb|right|The Crumple-lope, or as the State of Virginia will one day refer to it as, 'Exhibit A'. This is where the remains of Chris's horrible drawing presumably lie.]]
'''Clyde:''' You... told her. That it was her. She knew that it was you. It's just between you, and Megan- it doesn't have anything to do with anyone else, that ED, no trolls, [''inaudible''] -have lost, whatever. It's between you and Megan. You screwed it up. You're the only one to blame.

'''Chris:''' Yes. I made the mistake. [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|I do not deny it]]. And I blame myself for uh, having drawn that picture. In fact... I have actually done it up into bits and pieces, and I have the pieces tucked away in a crumple-lope [''sic. Presumably he means envelope.'']. That one drawing.

'''Clyde:''' You know what? That's an improvement. That is something of an improvement. But that still doesn't make up for everything else you've done.

'''Chris:''' [''massive stress sigh''] I will not-

'''Clyde:''' Lemme tell you something. Why do you hate [[homos|gay people?]] You know [''voice goes to a whisper''] [[Vivian Gee|my cousin]] is the biggest... lesbian. [''normal voice''] So why do you hate them?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' That is... I just do. I have had the bad experiences, against... I forget his last name at the moment. But- he was the Principal at- Oh yes. Doctor Johnson of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Nathanael Greene Elementary.]] The principal. He was a h- he was uh, the homo... that pretty much set me against... the homos and further kept me on the [[homo#fear of becoming a homo|straight path]]. And plus, if I was ever a ho- if I was ever- if I ever, if I were ever... had any attractions to the men, then I would be uh- more inclined to associate with them, but I have rarely associated with a man. I've felt more comfortable with the women. And-

[[File:Asperchu Principal Parody.JPG|thumb|right|After Chris told [[Alec]] about Principal Johnson, it was parodied in [[Asperchu]].]]

[''Clyde talks over Chris'']

'''Clyde:''' Chris, that is a lie. That is a lie.

==== 02:20:15 Chris Stacks Lies On Lies ====

'''Chris:''' I've felt more attracted... to...

'''Clyde:''' Chris, did you watch the Super Bowl?

'''Chris:''' I did not watch the Super Bowl.

'''Clyde:''' With your male friends- COME ON. Just because they're your friends doesn't mean it has to be GAY.

'''Chris:''' I guess-

'''Clyde:''' Just because one. Bad. Person. Just ruined it, doesn't mean every single person is bad. Just like Mary Lee Walsh is a terrible woman doesn't mean all women are bad, right?

'''Chris:''' I guess... [''pause''] Yes. I agree with you with that statement.

'''Clyde:''' [''annoyed''] So why do you hate them so much?

'''Chris:''' I never really said... that I hated them. That is another misinterpretation-

'''Clyde:''' [''explodes''] YES YOU DID, [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|YOU SAID IT IN YOUR VIDEOS]], DON'T LIE TO ME! ...lies.

'''Chris:''' Okay well, okay, I was misunderstood. I may have chosen a wrong choice of words.

'''Clyde:''' [''furious, quoting Chris''] ''I HATE THEM''. HOW... ELSE...! HOW CAN YOU MIS- DAAAAAAGOD! That is just BLATANT HATRED. That is just blatant hatred.

'''Chris:''' It was obviou-

'''Clyde:''' Then why did you-

'''Chris:''' It was obviously misplaced rage.

'''Clyde:''' For a thing that happened to you years ago.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Clyde:''' You can't blame- you blame that principle all you want, I agree with you on that. If they feed you something terrible, then that's fine. But way you can hate EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON.

'''Chris:''' You are right! I do not hate every single... person. I mean, I will respect... and only respect... my fellow maaan. And, pretty much acquaint to [''sic'']... only friends- only friends with a man. I am willing to associate... with my- with my fellow man. [''pause''] But fo- but fortunately God has blessed me with a majority of [[Gal-pals|female friends]], to show me that... to show me how to get to [''sic''] more in touch with my emotions because... if you- if you notice in the definition of autism, defini- er- er-... [''stress sigh''] We have- we autistics have a lack... in the uh non-verbal... non-verbal communications and misinterpreting them... and with that we are unable-

'''Clyde:''' [''furious again''] I JUST SAID YOU WEREN'T AUTISTIC. You aren't! That is a lie! You're- [''Windows beeping''] blaming autism AGAIN.

'''Chris:''' I am not blaming my autism. I'm just describing... a couple of traits among the autistic people.

'''Clyde:''' Which you aren't. [''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah w-w... autistic people also... have the inability-

'''Clyde:''' -which I just said you AREN'T. So why are you bringing it up?

[''The Wall keeps talking, simply ignoring Clyde'']

'''Chris:''' ...the inability to express their emotions... soundly. With- without understanding.

==== 02:23:23 Clyde Demands A Video ====

'''Clyde:''' A'right. Listen to me- I'll give you a two day reprieve. Just make a video to YouTube. Three minutes, [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009|proclaiming your love for men. how gay you are]], and I'll give you a three day break. You try to save Julie. Well I guess [''inaudible''] or something. If you don't do it within the next-

'''Julie:''' Wait- wait!

'''Clyde:''' THREE hours... I will- w-well, we'll see Julie's funeral... in a few weeks, then. A'right? You understand me?

'''Julie:''' Oh god-!

'''Chris:''' -you shut up-

'''Julie:''' -oh GOD!

'''Chris:''' Clyde, you shut up. I'm straight.

[''Clyde, Julie and Chris all talk at once; this is all I can make out'']

'''Chris:''' I will never be-

'''Clyde:''' -make a video to YouTube, I will destroy your image.

'''Julie:''' Chris, I think he means it!

[''They stop talking over each other'']

'''Clyde:''' And if you don't do it? I will... I don't wanna kill Julie. Just... maybe just cut off an arm.

'''Chris:''' You leave her alone.

[''Julie begins to cry in the background'']

'''Julie:''' Chris, please, Chris, he knows where I live!

'''Clyde:''' Well-

'''Chris:''' You leave Julie alone. I am straight-

'''Julie:''' He's going to do it! He's going to do it!

'''Chris:''' -and I will never admit the opposite.

'''Clyde:''' So you're not gonna make that video.

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' Make another reasonable request.

'''Clyde:''' That is a pretty reasonable request. I mean-

'''Chris:''' You're asking me- you're asking me-

'''Clyde:''' -you can always [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|take it back with another video!]]

'''Chris:''' Well I- you are asking me to [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]. Right off the bat, you are asking me to make a false-

'''Julie:''' Chris! You can just remove it after he sees it, can't you? As long as he sees it, you can remove it!

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Julie:''' I don't wanna lose my arm...!

'''Clyde:''' I'll take off a leg too, how about that?

'''Julie:''' Oh God...! Oh God Chris, I'm sorry, I just don't know what to do- I'm scared!

'''Clyde:''' So what's it gonna be... your image, or your woman?

[''long pause, approximately seven seconds'']

==== 02:25:14 What's It Gonna Be? ====

'''Chris:''' My... image. I will... sacrifice that.

[''Chris retardedly misunderstands the question. He was being asked which he would SAVE, not which he would SACRIFICE. Clyde begins to laugh hysterically.'']

'''Clyde:''' So you're gonna- you're going to heeeh... let her lose her aaarm-

'''Chris:''' [''annoyed''] No, I said I would sacrifice-

'''Clyde:''' -oooh what the fuuuuck!

'''Chris:''' [''screaming''] SHUT UP! [''normal''] I'm sacrificing my image.

'''Clyde:''' Ahhh. Okay. I thought you were THAT pathetic, for just a second. But you're a little bit above pathetic. Which I haven't come up for a word for that yet. Okay- three hours. Three minutes. If I don't see it then, I'll make some plans. And I feeear-

'''Chris:''' Charles[''sic?'']- specifically what you want me to say in the video...

'''Clyde:''' You're gay. How much you love men. How loooong you've been closeted... you pretend you have all these gal-pals but they're only to disguise your true nature. You've always been born this way. And it's all you have to say. [''pause''] And you better do it.

'''Chris:''' And I have three hours to come up with a three minute video-

'''Clyde:''' Yes... that's my request.

'''Chris:''' -of that sense. Very well.

'''Clyde:''' Well... I appear that I'm going to be banned from this server soon.

'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh''] Sorry, can you repeat that?

'''Clyde:''' I'm going to be banned from this server soon. I fear it. Well- tootles. [''inaudible''] -smoke.

==== 02:26:32 Clyde Vanishes In A Puff Of Smoke, Some Dude Appears ====

'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh''] Julie I will make the video. I will abide with his request.

'''Julie:''' Chris... I think you might have saved my life. I am eternally grateful.

'''Chris:''' I am willing to sacrifice [''beep''] anything for my woman.

'''Julie:''' If there's anything you want me to do... for you.

'''Dude:''' Is Clyde in here?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Julie:''' He's gone.

'''Dude:''' Was he in here?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dude:''' If he's ever in here again, um- just find me? I-I'm the admin of the server. So I can-

'''Chris:''' Y-Yeah, it's okay this time.

'''Dude:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' He just wants me to lie.

'''Dude:''' Wait, what?

'''Chris:''' He wants me to lie in a video.

'''Dude:''' Lie about what?

'''Chris:''' About my orientation.

'''Dude:''' That's terrible. Why would w-w- don't do it, Chris!

'''Chris:''' I have to.

'''Dude:''' Why?

'''Chris:''' For Julie.

'''Dude:''' That's admirable I guess. I know you're a good person, Chris.

'''Chris:''' I'd rather lose my- I'd rather lose my image than a woman who cares about me very much. [''pause''] And uh, Julie?

==== 02:27:49 Taping His First Time ====

'''Julie:''' Yes?

'''Chris:''' [[For Julie's Eyes Only|We can vi- we can videotape... I would like it if we could videotape our first time together.]]

'''Julie:''' I would like that too, Chris.

'''Chris:''' I'm- I mean like, you know, over a- over my [[PSEye|PlayStation Eye]], and over with uh- with uh- with uh the [[Pickle|worst parts]] cut out, uh- I can upload that and uh... we'll undo that.

'''Dude:''' I'll leave you alone.

'''Chris:''' That's okay. [''More Windows beeping, pause''] Undo the lie I would have to tell.

'''Julie:''' All right- yes. Where would you upload it, exactly? The video of our first time?

'''Chris:''' I would add it to where like uh- I would put it in a good sense where it would stay, where would stay on the YouTube.

[''Transcriber's note: Such a video would almost certainly be immediately removed for Terms of Service violations, not that Chris would ever be concerned about the rules and regulations of the various free services he uses.'']

'''Julie:''' ...okay.

'''Chris:''' Julie?

'''Julie:''' Yes?

'''Chris:''' I love you.

'''Julie:''' I love you too, Chris.

'''Chris:''' And also, inform your [[Max|brother]]. About what I am going to do for you.

'''Julie:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' A'right. I'll talk to you later.

'''Julie:''' Okay Chris. Thank you.

[''Presumably, Chris leaves'']

==== 02:29:01 This Was A Triumph! ====

'''BlueSpike:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my-]

[The trolls laugh over the top of each other uncontrollably. BlueSpike continues to sing Still Alive, and soon, all of the trolls all join in.]

'''Dude:''' Holy...! Holy shit!

'''Troll:''' Holy fuck!

'''BlueSpike:''' -satisfaction! Aperture Sci-

'''Troll:''' -satisfaction!

'''Troll:''' He he he!

'''BlueSpike:''' -we do what we must, because, we can!

'''Troll:''' Haaaa haaaaa!

'''Troll:''' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-

'''BlueSpike:''' -For the good of alll of us... for the ones who are dead!-

'''BlueSpike:''' -but there's no crying over every mistake-

'''Troll:''' .....................................every mistake-

'''BlueSpike:''' -you just keep on trying till you run out of-

'''Troll:''' -you just keep on trying till you run out of-

'''Troll:''' -you just keep- ha ha ha ha ha ha... out of-

[''Tape runs out'']

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Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6

2020-09-20T12:58:55Z

Klop: added archive

'''Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6''' is the sixth of the calls between Chris and Alec Benson Leary, which took place on 04 February 2010. As Alec notes several times, Chris is far too agreeable to Alec's conditions, and at times simply doesn't seem to be listening.

The end result of the demands was the [[I am Alive|C-log of 5 February 2010]], in which Chris half-asses his way through most of Alec's requests.

As a result, the [[CWCipedia]] was shut down from February 6 to February 12. When it was brought back up, the Asperchu ads were made worse, just as Alec promised.

=Summary=

Alec spends much of the phone call dictating his list of demands to Chris and asking Chris to recite this list multiple times. Alec repeatedly tells Chris that if Chris meets all of his demands, the ads for the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] will be removed from the CWCipedia, but if his demands are not met in full, his ads will get worse. All the while, Chris tries to rush the phone conversation, clearly not taking this shit seriously enough. Alec brushes upon the topic of the word [[naïve]] and Chris shows yet again that he doesn't understand the meaning of the word. [[Autism|He also believes that the phrase "well, call me naïve" is an invitation to call someone naïve]]. Alec explains that it is just a turn of phrase, but metaphor and sarcasm seem to be concepts that are beyond Chris's grasp. Alec presents Chris with a hypothetical situation when someone says "just shoot me" and asks what Chris would do. [[Sonichu Special 4|Chris actually considers shooting someone in this case]].

Chris's ignorance is in full swing here. He feels that attracting fans from another fandom should be considered stealing, as if fans spontaneously generate out of nothing and the ones he has are his property and no one else's. Also, Chris still has no idea how ad space works. Alec spends a great deal of time explaining to Chris how many Sonichu characters are in violation of various [[Chris and copyright|copyrights]] and that if Chris tries to publish Sonichu, he will be sued by Nintendo, Hasbro, Sega, etc. He proposes to Chris that he must reboot Sonichu without all the [[Transformers]], all the [[Pokemon]], [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]], and the other shit Chris stole. Chris says he will take it into consideration, but clearly will not as he seems averse to the idea of rebooting Sonichu. Judging from Chris's history of [[White knight e-mails|rejecting good advice]], Chris will continue Sonichu in all its copyright-infringing glory.

==Alec's Demands==

Alec's demands for Chris were as follows:

#Admit that Alec has greater Fanbase.
#Admit that he asked Evan permission to use Simonla.
#Admit that Simonla was never Chris’s creation.
#Admit that he attempted to edit the CWCipedia article to say that Simonla was his creation.
#Acknowledge that Evan took away rights for Chris to use Simonla and that Chris has been ignoring this
#Apologize for using the word naive about Alec.
#Apologize for cursing Mao and give a Forgiveness Blessing to him.
#Apologize for stealing the false Chaotic Combo and Asperchu from Alec.
#Make the apologies in a comic page.
#Apologize for impersonating his mother off camera (not in a video).
#Admit that Chris has been trolling Alec.
#Apologize for insinuating that Alec keeps female prisoners in his basement and rapes them.
#Admit that he doesn’t have a good excuse to not upload pages everyday.
#Apologize for disrespecting his fans.
#Violently kill Simonla in the comic.
#Wear Sonichu medallion and high school ring while filming the video.
#Admit Sonichu is a doomed franchise.
#Not look insincere.

Chris tried to weasel his way out of meeting all of Alec's requests. He gave Mao a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing, killed off Simonla off-screen after Alec specifically asked for her to be killed on-screen, and admitted to not having an excuse for updating '''some days''', but that life gets in the way, even though Chris clearly doesn't have a life. He completely refused to mention that he had been trolling Alec and that Sonichu is a doomed franchise. Chris gave the most resistance to these ideas in the phone conversation. Chris also showed no sincerity and tried to rush though the video. Needless to say, Alec was far from pleased with Chris.

==Video==
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| name = Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6
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| Stardate = 04 February 2010
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Alec]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]]
| previous = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5]]
| next = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7]]
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==Transcript==

'''Alec''': ''[cut off]''-s it's, uh, it's Alec.

'''Chris''': Yes, hello, Alec.

'''Alec''': Hi. Um. Uh, I was uh, wondering if you'd like to...continue our discussion about, um, about getting all the ads down?

'''Chris''': Ohhhh-kay.

'''Alec''': Um, well first I wanna let you know that um, just to make it clear, if you-if you make another video that, um, includes all the requirements that I'm going to list for you, I will, uh, remove all of my ads completely. From the CWCipedia. If you, if you follow my instructions. That sound good?

'''Chris''': Yeah okay, hang on lemme get something to write on and something to write with.

'''Alec''': Alright.

'''Chris''': Okay, I'm listening.

'''Alec''': Alright. Um, first of all, like I said in our last call, I'd like you to admit that I do have a very sizable fanbase. Uh, because I think you believe that I don't have any real fans. I'd like you to admit that I do. I have quite a lot of fans. A lot of them are former Sonichu fans.

'''Chris''': Okay, well, yeah...admit that. Okay what's the next thing?

'''Alec''': Um, well, in your apology video I asked you to address not only Simonchu, but Simonla. And you didn't. And I'd like you to bring up that you actually did ask Evan permission to use Simonla when you first began using her, uh, which shows that you understood from the beginning that Simonla was not yours and you were borrowing her from-or, or him, rather, Simonchu-from the original creator. And I'd like you to admit that Simonla was never yours.

''[pause]''

'''Chris''': I see. Hm.

'''Alec''': Will you do that, Chris?

'''Chris''': I'm writing it down, hang on. ''[pause]'' Alright, what's the next thing?

'''Alec''': Ummm...I'd like you to admit that you...attempted to edit the CWCipedia article about Simonla to say that she was your original creation. Well, wasn't a nice thing to do to your fans.

'''Chris''': Right. Anyway, uh, got that written down. What's the next thing?

'''Alec''': Um...I want you to acknowledge that even though Evan gave you permission to use Simonla, he later took it away. And he took it away quite a long time ago. And I'd like you to admit that you have been ignoring and disrespecting his requests to remove his character from your comic.

'''Chris''': Alright I'm writing it down. Hm. Huh...permission to ''[mutters]''...

'''Alec''': You know, it sounds like, um, you're actually pretty agreeable about this, and I'm glad about that.

'''Chris''': Yeah well I'm writing it down here. Um...yeah.

'''Alec''': Well yeah you're writing it down. So you're, you're going to do those things so far?

'''Chris''': Yeah. ''[very quickly, as if trying to sneak this past Alec]'' Well anyway-anyway it's still debatable. Anyway. What's the next thing?

'''Alec''': ''[nobody's fool but his own]'' Nooo, it's not debatable. Chris, all these conditions I'm listing, you have to do these, or my ads go nowhere.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Anyway. Uh, okay, what's the next thing?

'''Alec''': Does that matter to you, Chris? You said that's debatable and I'm saying it's not. Don't you...wanna acknowledge that?

'''Chris''': Acknowledged, anyway, uh, what's the next thing?

'''Alec''': ''[sigh]'' Alright. Um, I asked you to apologize for the word "naïve". I want you to do that. Specifically say that you used the word "naïve" because you intended to hurt and insult me, and you know that I am not naïve.

''[pause]''

'''Chris''': Alright. Yeah. Okay what's the next thing?

'''Alec''': I want you to apologize for cursing Mao. And um, actually I'd like you to issue him-give him a forgive-a-ness blessing. To-to retract that curse-ye-ha-me-ha.

'''Chris''': Hm. Mm...okay, uh, anything-anything else?

'''Alec''': Um, I want you to apologize for stealing from me.

'''Chris''': Hm.

'''Alec''': You know, the um...the false Chaotic Combo I created, you stole them, and you stole Asper...chu and tried to change them around.

'''Chris''': Uhh...

''[pause]''

'''Alec''': ''[inhales]'' Um, can we talk about S-can we talk about Simonla a bit? Because I wanna know why you say it's debatable.

'''Chris''': Hm. Lemme think about that a moment...mm...okay, I guess that was a...premature thing to say, so I re-I respectfully withdraw it. So, is there anything else?

'''Alec''': Um, so you...so you are going to say that Simonla is not y-you're going to say exactly what I asked you to say about Simonla? You're going to...?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': Okay. Um, the next thing is...these are the things that I wanted you to make in a video. But I also want you to, um, in your comic, just take a page or whatever, you know, take a little side break from the main story, and use the page to explain, uh, everything that I just said as well. And I would like you to, in that comic page, apologize to me, and to Mao, and to Evan, for all the things that I just listed.

'''Chris''': Uh-huh.

'''Alec''': Are you gonna do that?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': 'Cause uh, I asked you...I just wanna make sure you're going to do these Chris, 'cause I asked you to do these things last time that we talked about it, I mean the last time before you, you know, hung up on me, and um, you said you were writing it down but then you forgot like half the things that I asked you to do.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Alright so, is that it, is there anything else?

'''Alec''': Um, I guess you don't have to put it in the video, this next part, but I'd like you to apologize for pretending to be your mother in the last phone call. And uh, pretending that she was calling you away from the phone call.

'''Chris''': Hm.

'''Alec''': And the reason I'd like you to apologize for that is because I, um, really don't benefit a whole lot from calling you about these matters, I was calling you because I wanted to give you a quick and easy way to settle this whole ad business and to settle the fight between us, and rather than take the opportunity to listen to what I said, you pretended to be your mother, and, you know, pretended that your mother was calling you away to do an errand and you had to leave the phone call. So instead of handling the problem right then and there, and if you had done so, then, you know, the ads could have been gone by now, but instead you ''[Chris 'hm's]'' ran away from me. It shows you don't respect me.

'''Chris''': Right. Yeah. So, alright. Wrote that down. Anything else?

'''Alec''': Well, I'd like-I'd like you to admit that right now, Chris. That you lied about that.

'''Chris''': Okay, why don't-

'''Alec''': And since you-

'''Chris''': I admit that-I admit that I pretended to be my mother, to end the call early last time.

'''Alec''': Can I ask you why you did that, Chris?

'''Chris''': Because I felt it was going on and on, and I was-

'''Alec''': We were-

'''Chris''': -[[Stress|tired]]...

'''Alec''': We were barely on the phone for five minutes when you did that. And this is, like I said, this is a serious matter, and it's your problem that I'm trying to help you with. I was being gracious enough to call you, to, you know, give you a way to settle it. And you still-you ran away from me. Real men don't run away from their problems, Chris. When I-I talked to you, I talked to you on an even footing, man to man. I don't lie or deceive you. And I don't run away, even though you are a troll to me. Because, you know, obviously I've been calling you. To talk to you. Instead of hiding from you.

'''Chris''': Okay.

'''Alec''': Um...that's another thing I want you to put in the video. I want you to admit that you are a troll. And that you have been trolling me ever since I-ever since my comic started. And use that word specifically. Say, "I, Christian Weston Chandler, am a troll."

'''Chris''': Yeah. Okay.

'''Alec''': Can you, um, read back, uh, to me the list that you've made since we started this call, please?

'''Chris''': Okay. Admit that Alec has sizable fanbase, address the-I had permission for Simonchu but then it was withdrawn, and I did not admit to-uh, an a, admit-admit-admit Simonla was not mine, admit ''(?)'' anything to my Simonla article, yeah Evan gave permission, but withdrew it, gone against his wishes, no Simonla, apologize to Alec for calling him naïve, apologize to Mao forgiveness blessing, apologize for stealing Asperchu and parodic characters, and ''(?)'' comic page explaining all of that with more apologies, and I just apologized to you for pretending to be my mother to end the call early, and admit trolling you.

'''Alec''': Okay, good. That's good so far. Um, I'd also like you to apologize for insinuating that I keep female prisoners in my basement and use them as a...unwilling harem and rape them. Because I don't do anything of the sort.

''[pause]''

'''Alec''': That's just creepy. I don't...I don't know where you got that idea.

''[pause]''

'''Alec''': I mean, I can kinda see some of the other complaints that you had were based on, you know, like direct misunderstanding of things, but-but that, you know, me raping female prisoner things...that just-that c-that came outta left field. Where'd you get that idea?

'''Chris''': ''[talking over him]'' Yeah okay well, okay. Well actually...no. Ah...I never said-I never used the word 'rape', you just had them in prisom ''[sic]'' and you treated them like hamsters. You did not rape them.

'''Alec''': ''[talking over Chris, who says something unclear]'' What do you mean, 'treated them like hamsters'?

'''Chris''': You know, just keep them in cages, giant hamster wheels, giant water bottles, nn...and food pellets.

'''Alec''': 'Kay, um, even if you didn't use the word 'rape', what do you think people-what do you think the impression is people are going to get when you suggest that someone keeps female prisoners in their basement? They're going to think that um, said prisoners are being raped by their captor. And I mean, that seems like a pretty obvious insinuation. Even if you don't use the word directly.

'''Chris''': Okay. Ahh...alright anything else after that?

'''Alec''': ''[inhales]'' Umm...I am still trying to think. Um...y-you know, I apologize for seeming like I'm beating a dead horse, but I...I am a little suspicious that you seem so agreeable, because in all our previous correspondences you've been um, you know, insulting, rude, or...manipulative. Or a combination thereof. But now it seems like, you know, you're-you're just rearin' to go with this. ...Are you sure you're just not trying to-?

'''Chris''': ''(??)''

'''Alec''': -finish the phone call with me quickly? 'Cause,

'''Chris''': Well, I'm not trying to-

'''Alec''': Because-

'''Chris''': -[[Sonichu (comic)|finish anything]].

'''Alec''': Okay.

'''Chris''': I mean, I'm not trying to finish this phone call, I want to put this to rest.

'''Alec''': Okay, well, good. 'Cause like I said, you do all these things perfectly, as I say, um-

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': -then my ads will go away. Um, but if-but if you make a video and you're missing anything, or if you deliberately contradict something, um, or if I feel like you are trying to pull a fast one on me and weasel out of something, then the ads are going to get worse. Because at this point I do have to assume that anything that goes wrong is a deliberate, um...evil intent on your part.

'''Chris''': I see.

'''Alec''': Do you-? I mean, that's a...fair assumption for me to make, don't you think? Considering how much you've-

'''Chris''': ''[talking over him]'' You have, you have, you have right-you have the right to make that assumption.

'''Alec''': Mmkay. Kay, well good. Excuse me just a second.

'''Chris''': Kay.

''[pause, a [[stress sigh]] is heard]''

'''Alec''': Sorry about that, I'm back. Um...

'''Chris''': Right.

'''Alec''': Can I ask you why you think the word "naïve" is so... horrible?

''[small pause]''

'''Chris''': Not only does the word sound like nails on--nails on a chalkboard when one says it, but also, it questions one's intelligence and experience. In life.

'''Alec''': I-I think it actually only questions experience, it's not about intelligence.

'''Chris''': ''[interrupting]'' Yeah but, yeah but-experience versus knowledge... still implied, the knowledge part.

'''Alec''': Well no, knowledge is different from intelligence.

'''Chris''': Yeah but also similarly it can sound like, you know, callin' somebody stupid. Or worse than that.

'''Alec''': Well, you know, no pun intended here, but if you...if you believe that then I think you kind of are naïve. I mean, because the-that you-you don't have a, you know, an understanding of the word.

'''Chris''': I looked it up in a disshonary ''[sic]''. I have a understanding of the word.

'''Alec''': I-I don't know what dictionary you looked up that suggested it's a direct question of one's intelligence. ... I mean, lemme look it up on uh, an online dictionary here. Um...let's see..."lacking experience or judgments", it's really not about intelligence. And um, I am still kinda bothered that, you know, you think it's such a horrible insult that you wanted to use it on me.

'''Chris''': Hm. Okay well, in-

'''Alec''': And you-and you had happily-

'''Chris''': Okay well still in my defense though, [[Autism|you did tell me to-you did say, "well, call me naïve" during that particular conversation]].

''[pause]''

'''Alec''': Um, you know that's just a turn of phrase, right? I wasn't actually asking you to call me naïve.

'''Chris''': ''[watch as Alec's words bounce off Chris, like throwing ping-pong balls at a whale...]'' Mmkay. Well, you gave me the opportunity, so that's my defense right there.

'''Alec''': You should-

'''Chris''': ''(?)'' -agree on that.

'''Alec''': You should exercise some personal responsibility though, because, you know, you think 'naïve' is such a horrible thing, like, have you ever heard the phrase, uh, "just shoot me"? Like, you know, someone's frustrated, they'll say "just shoot me." I mean, if someone said that in your presence, would you feel, you know, okay with [[Liquid|"well, I'll just pull out a gun and shoot them"]]?

'''Chris''': No, not nec-no, not necessarily shoot them.

'''Alec''': "Not necessarily"? Does that mean you'd consider it?

'''Chris''': Mm. No, I would not shoot them at all.

'''Alec''': Well, I should hope not. I mean, you shot people in your comic before. I hope you wouldn't shoot them in real life.

'''Chris''': Date. ''(?)'' Anyway, uh, alright, so, anything else for this video, or I mean-''[mumbles]'' aside from before apologize for labeling you as having female prisoners in your basement and...raping.

'''Alec''': Um, yes. There is another item. I'd like you to admit that you don't have a good excuse to not upload pages every day.

'''Chris''': Mm.

''[pause]''

'''Alec''': I mean, I think that's...correct, right? You don't have a job, you don't go to school. I have both, you know, school and a job, and I upload every day.

'''Chris''': Yeah. In my defense though, actually, yesterday I actually went on a nice d-on a date with a nice girl, and it was a great date, could have not gone better.

'''Alec''': Oh, um, what was the date? Like all day, I mean, it wasn't like in the morning, was it? You could have uploaded in the morning.

'''Chris''': Yeah well I wa-Yeah well I was not up in the morning.

'''Alec''': Um, you didn't have, you know, any ti-What time did you wake up? How long do you sleep?

'''Chris''': ''[Unintelligible word mixing]'' Yeah, I woke up at about eleven.

'''Alec''': Yeah, well, that's not la-

'''Chris''': ''[Interrupting]'' And I had to go out and ru-I had to go-and I actually had to go out to run a couple of errands at the g-grocery store and also I had to go and get my family some anti-freeze for their car.

'''Alec''': Okay, well I-I have chores- ''[Can't make out over Chris's interruption]''

'''Chris''': And 'caus-and c-and the-and then with that I also had to take a shower and make myself fully ready for the date.

'''Alec''': Um ''[small sigh of disapproval]'' You know, when I-When I shower and clean myself up, that takes like 20 minutes. I-I, like I said, I have a job and school and I have errands to do and I go out with people and I go out on dates and I still make sure I upload every day. I mean, Sonichu is your-Think of-Think of it this way: Sonichu is gonna be your big franchise. That's what's gonna make you money, right? Um, so you should treat it like it is your...your day to day job.

'''Chris''': Yeah

'''Alec''': And ''[Chris interrupts again with another "Yeah"]'' You-When was the last day when you uploaded a page? It's been about a week, hasn't it? I mean, even if you had, you know ''[possibly "finished it"]'' yesterday...

'''Chris''': ''[Interrupting again]'' Well, in my-in my dis-yeeah-

'''Chris''': -Yeah, well, okay, I did update the CWCipedia day before yesterday.

'''Alec''': ''[interrupts]'' With new comic pages?

'''Chris''': I didn't necessarily upload. I made an ''update''.

'''Alec''': W-what kind of update did you make?

''[pause]''

'''Chris''': ''[unintelligible]'' the captain's log or a quote update.

'''Alec''': W-well, like, ''a quote''? Really? I mean...What does that take? 5 minutes?

'''Chris''': Yeah I mean, well-I mean uh-I-''[unintelligible]''-answer letters and ema-in-To answer mailbag letters but I just-

'''Alec''': ''[Interrupting]'' Yeah, you got some mail-You got some mailbags piling up too.

'''Chris''': I-I just-I just could not-I just could not stand the, uh, image that was plag-that was plaguing my CWCipedia, that Mao put up. ''[Disapproving "Um" from Alec]'' I just could not stand that.

'''Alec''': You know, Chris, if we confront our demons head on and defeat them, we come out stronger on the other side. You won't accomplish anything by running from the ads just 'cause they're unpleasant to look at. I mean ''[Chris puts in a "Right" quickly]'' Yo-You se-You know, this is the internet. You've seen tons of unpleasant crap, I'm sure ''I'' have. It doesn't stop me from ''[Chris quickly: "Yeah"]'' going on the internet. Um, a-and like I said; "Sonichu is serious business". It's your job. You should-and jo-Jobs are difficult. Jobs are hard. And... ''[Chris quickly: "Yeah"]'' I've had-I've had plenty of hard jobs. Like, you...I don't think you have any real work experience, right? But trust me, jobs are difficult.

'''Chris''': ''[Probably disregarding everything Alec has just said because he mentioned that Chris has never had a hard job and Chris has only ever had "hard working jobs"]'' Hmm. Yeah, anyway uh...Is there anything else?

''[pause]''

'''Alec''': Umm...Like I said, y-you know; Take Simonla out of the comic and, in the comic, apologize to me and Mao and Evan for...for everything I've listed.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Okay.

'''Alec''': And...

'''Chris''': ''[Interrupting]'' I have the list here.

'''Alec''': Um, can I ask you what you're going to do to get your fans back? 'Cause you've lost a lot of fans to me and I know you want them back.

'''Chris''': Yeah, well, I'm going to change - I'm gonna continue my work and make my updates.

'''Alec''': 'kay, well, you've said that a lot in the past and your update pattern has ''drastically' dropped in the last couple of weeks.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': I mean, it seems like... think of it this way, Chris: I'm... I am your competition, obviously, and it seems that with one little series of unpleasant ads, I have completely shut down my competition. Now, ''I'm'' a nice guy, and I'm trying to help you, and the average artist who would be your competition is ''sure as hell'' not going to help you. So, imagine if they found out 'Oh, all I have to do is buy some space on his wiki and put up an ad he doesn't like looking at'! And that'll stop his comic production entirely. I mean, are my ads really the only reason you haven't uploaded pages in a week? Yeah, well, that and your... busy day... ''[Chris tries to say something and fails]''

'''Chris''': The very dirty ones. Yeah.

'''Alec''': Um, pardon me for being blunt, but that's kind of pathetic, don't ya think?

'''Chris''': Erm... takes one to know one.

'''Alec''': 'Takes one' what? Pathetic person? I... I wouldn't consider myself pathetic, because I have 30,000 fans, the number of which I took from you. So, I don't think I'm pathetic at all. I mean, why do you think I'm pathetic?

'''Chris''': Hmm... ''[pause]'' I do not have a reason at the moment!

'''Alec''': *sighs* Well...

'''Chris''': But... but, yeah, you-you'd pretty much had to consider yourself weak to think that, you know, t-to, y-you know, you have a bunch of fans to steal someone else's.

'''Alec''': Um... how else will uh... fans come around, Chris? How else does any new franchise gets fans? They come from other sources. People, people are not living in a vacuum. Y'know, people, fans have been fans of other things. That's how competition works, the better man wins. I'm productive and I...

'''Chris''': L-Lemme... still, the ''[unintelligible]'' of whom, your ads on my website. That... that was just... that was like stealing from me.

'''Alec''': Um...

'''Chris''': Yeah, even though you paid to put the ads there, you didn't pay the [[User:cogsdev|the Sysop]], you paid [[Jack Thaddeus]].

'''Alec''': Yeah. Yeah, I rented from Jack Thaddeus. That's how it works. And it turns out people like Asperchu, so... I mean, y'know... how do you think...? You watch a lot of TV, right? I mean, you see a lot of commercials. Do you think all those... people who make those commercials, y'know, Coke or McDonald's and all that think that they're bad people because they use ads? That what you're saying to me? That I am bad just because I use ads? Good franchises advertise their products.

'''Chris''': I'm not, I, I am not saying that, but if you consider me competition then it it would just, it's just terribly wrong for you to try to encourage my fans to go to you by putting, by putting your ads on your own competition space. Yeah, what if I had put up, like, I had actually successfully bought ads, put ads, bought ad space on your website, and put my ads on your website. How would you feel about that.

'''Alec''': Umm, honestly I don't think I'd be worried, because you don't respect your fans, and you don't update for weeks at a time.

'''Chris''': ''[sigh]''

'''Alec''': I think, I think my consistency, and my sticktoitiveness, and my uh, work ethic, y'know, is what makes my product superior. My fans would stay with me. I mean, they might go and locate your website, your cwcki if you put adverts on mine, but they probably wouldn't see much there worth keeping them around. There's a length of sonichu on the asperpedia front page too, if you hadn't noticed. I mean I'm not...

'''Chris''': Um... Anyway, okay well, yeah, alright, anyway, is there uh, yeah okay are we-

'''Alec''': [interrupting] There is another, there is another... I'm sorry, go ahead?

'''Chris''': Nah, no I'm sorry you go ahead, you said there's another thing?

'''Alec''': There's another item for your list, I want you to apologize to your fans for disrespecting them. You disrespect them in general, I mean, all the time but, it's your mailbags because you don't offer thought out responses, and you delete most of the mail that comes to you these days. And, I, um, there was a bit of a backlash with I think mailbag 50 or 51, whichever one that you fabricated, y'know, positive mails for instead of taking mails from the supply of existing mail. The one that you said, y'know, the one where you, you, you basically wanted all your writers to trash me. ''[pause]'' Which is another thing I would add to the list, but I think I already covered y'know, wanting you to apologize for devoting all your time to trolling me lately.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': I mean every video that you've made, like y'know your videos might be 2 or 5 or 10 minutes long, and it probably takes quite a bit of time to upload the videos, y'know that's all time you could've spent making your comic which would've kept fans around. But instead, the average fan sees two artists; they see me who makes a good comic, and they see you who attempts to terrorize other artists.

''[pause]''

'''Chris''': I see. Okay well...

'''Alec''': Did I... Go ahead, what're you thinking about that.

'''Chris''': Go ahead.

'''Alec''': No no, I had another subject to bring up, but I'd like to have your response to this first.

'''Chris''': No that's alright, you said you had another topic? Another thing for my list?

'''Alec''': No I'd like to have your response to that first. What are you... do you really think it was a good idea for you to devote what little energy you did put into this whole comic thing in the first place to, um, attacking me? I mean why would you think that was a good idea?

'''Chris''': Well because you attacked me first by putting your ads on my website.

'''Alec''': Uh, that wasn't an attack, that was just a good business move.

'''Chris''': Well to me it was an attack.

'''Alec''': Well... it seems like to you everything is an attack. Seems like to you everything is ''[unintelligible; fast?]'' when it's not. ''[Speaking over Chris as he tries to interrupt]'' Um, Chris, do you think that it's okay for, um, for you to use Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog as characters in your story? And Transformers and Meg Griffin... I mean, wouldn't their original creators get mad? That you're taking their characters?

'''Chris''': Well first off, we're talking about my own Autobots, my own Autobots-

'''Chris''': -my own Decepticons, with recoloring and different names, so they're not, so hasbro's not going to complain about that.

'''Alec''': You know that Hasbro owns the names "Autobot" and "Decepticon", right? Just using those names is already... taking from them. ''[Chris tries to interrupt]'' Even if- even if- What's that?

'''Chris''': I said, nobody's complainin' to me yet.

'''Alec''': Well, that's probably 'cause you haven't made money on ''Sonichu'' yet. If you- I promise if you made one dime on ''Sonichu'', umm... Hasbro and Sega and Nintendo... will come down on your head. Because you just recolored their characters.

'''Chris''': Well, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. Or if it's, like-

'''Alec''': Chris, you can't afford to wait 'till you get to that bridge, because you've spent ''ten years'' devoting your life to this comic, which ''will'' unravel the instant you try to make money off it. Get one dime, lose fifty-thousand dollars in lawsuits. You need to... do something about it now, before you waste any more time and effort on a franchise that is full of, of stolen material!.

'''Chris''': Well, I'll think about that further.

'''Alec''': Chris, I'm trying to help you here. I mean it- ''[Chris tries to interrupt]'' -How many, how many times tonight have you said, you know "Oh, I'll think about that, anything else?" like you, I think you ''are'' trying to rush this phone call. Chris, I have- you've gotta admit, I've got the patience of a saint, to... keep calling you, and, keep trying to be nice to you. And, it seems like you have no concern for anything I say. I mean, keep in mind, I am- ''[Chris tries to interrupt again, succeeds]''

'''Chris''': I am- I have paid attention to everything you said.

'''Alec''': But, it seems like you don't want to take my advice!

'''Chris''': Well, I am going to take your advice here.

'''Alec''': You mean, you're going to restructure your comic completely and remove all elements of- you know, that belong to other creators? 'Cause that would pretty much take apart your entire comic. What are you going to do? What's your plan, what are you going to to, to... umm... follow that advice?

'''Chris''': The reboot will happen in book number twelve.

'''Alec''': Oh, well... umm... Well, you're still working on book ten, right? So, you'll have that, and then all of book eleven... [He trails off and Chris resumes]

'''Chris''': Yeah, book eleven will be like a clip show- which will unravel some of those plots... nnn.... whatnot. And uh, answer some questions, and then book twelve is, like, restarting with just Sonichu and Rosechu, and me not gettin' involved that much.

'''Alec''': Okay, well... umm... is Sonichu still going to be a product of Pikachu and Sonic? 'Cause that's a problem right there.

''[Long Pause]''

'''Chris''': I do not have an answer to that question... at the moment.

'''Alec''': Chris, I suggest that you, that you... instead of going through the rest of the episodes and issues, or, Issue ten and eleven; I suggest that you stop it all right now and come up with a completely different comic. Because that's the only way you're going to get away from lawsuits. You gotta answer this problem, because... you know, Nintendo and Sega, Hasbro and ''Family Guy''... they're not going to wait. They're not, and you- and you know that when I say that you need to do a reboot, umm, you know I mean that all of the Sonichu comics that currently exist- you can ''never'' attempt to get punished. Published, I mean.

''[Long silence, then they try to talk in unison]''

'''Chris''': Yeah, everything you said has been taken to heart... umm... mmm... yeah-

'''Alec''': I kind of doubt that. You're... you've got this kind of lackadaisical tone you're taking with me right now. [Sigh] Chris- do you believe I'm trying to help you? [Chris tries to interrupt multiple times, loses] Do you care that I'm trying to help you?

'''Chris''': Yes, I care.

'''Alec''': Do you feel bad that you've treated me like shit, even though I've tried to help you countless times? [Long pause, Chris tries to talk, but Alec continues] You sound like an old child trying to get out of being lectured, which is why I keep asking this. Chris, I'd like you to make me- I'd like you to make me believe that you actually are listening and believe everything I say, and when I say "Listen", I don't mean, "You wrote down the list I asked you to and can repeat the words back to me", that's not what "Listening" means. "Listen" means: You are actually considering what I say.

'''Chris''': Well I am actually considering what you are saying.

'''Alec''': Prove it to me Chris.

'''Chris''': Okay... how do I prove it to you?

'''Alec''': Show some... ''[Chris tries to interrupt, but it is garbled]'' show some concern. I mean.... say something other than 'I will take it into consideration'. That's the same thing you say to your fans every time they suggest ideas to you in the mailbag. I don't think you do take anything I say into consideration. You know what... [sighs] my first few calls with you, I was like nice like this, and you were insulting to me. And then the next few times I tried to call you, I got mean and loud and yelled a lot, and then it seemed like you actually listened. And now I'm trying to be nice again because I didn't want to... I don't like being mean to people, y'know, and now it seems like you've stopped listening again. I think... I was hoping for the best, but I think I may have been right, I may have hit the nail on the head when I said that you seem to only listen to yelling and insults.

'''Chris''': Well that is not true. I do not listen to only yelling and insults.

'''Alec''': Y'know, I think you do. Because... y'know, people, I think a big problem a lot of people have is that they believe the way they behave is the way that everybody behaves-

'''Alec''': -and the world they follow is the world everyone follows, and I think that because you rely on bullying and trolling and insulting and trying to make other people feel bad just to make yourself feel good... Because you practice all of those, I think that you believe that's the only set of rules that applies in the world.

'''Chris''': Well that is not the case.

'''Alec''': [''sarcastically''] You sound so convincing there, you really do.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': Yeah... ''[laughs, then sighs]'' y'know... you seem to really care about what Mao says, and all Mao does is insult you. Did I tell you that to get rid of Simonla, I don't remember if I brought this up...

'''Chris''': [interrupting] Yeah, yes you did.

'''Alec''': Evan wants you to violently kill her in the comic? And display it, don't show it off screen or off panel, you have to show it in the comic, like show her head getting chopped off, or show her getting shot full of bullets, something like that.

'''Chris''': I will not kill her, but she will leave CWCville peacefully.

'''Alec''': Um, you have to kill her. You have to kill...

'''Chris''': ''[Interrupting]'' I am not going... I am not going to kill her. I will let her leave...

'''Alec''': ''[Talking over Chris]'' Chris... no that's one of my terms. It's not like Poochie from the Simpsons where you can just take his frame out... Chris, you violently kill her, or Evan might come down on you and the CWCipedia. And I know you already got the CWCipedia shut down once when you tried to manipulate the ads. If you don't respect this now, it's gonna get shut down again, because Evan is going to come down on you. And he would've come down on you a long time ago, except I was trying to be the voice of peace and was holding his anger in check. And I'm not gonna do that now. Now I've learned my lesson, now I'm just telling you the terms. You either follow them, or face Evan's anger.

'''Chris''': Alright...

'''Alec''': So you're going to violently kill Simonla, right? And show it?

'''Chris''': That will happen, yes.

'''Alec''': Okay. Um, I suggest fire. I think that's always a good way to go to deal with characters that you want to get rid of. It's just, it's very visually, y'know, draws people in. Everybody loves fire. Sometimes I light people on fire in my comic, and every time I do, I get ALL this fanmail, just praising that one panel or that one page.

'''Chris''': Yeah.. well, I will think of tha- I will think of something. I will think about it. Alright...

'''Alec''': Can I have you one more time read off your list to me?

'''Chris''': Okay... ''[sigh]'' Admit Alec has sizable fanbase...

'''Alec''': Let's actually change that to 'admit Alec has a greater fanbase than you.' Let's just, because we should be specific.

'''Chris''': ...greater fanbase.

'''Alec''': Yup, bigger fanbase...

'''Chris''': That Chris can't...greater... said that, alright, anyway, that, address permission of Sonichu use, but then it was withdrawn, and uh, admit Simonla was not mine, uh, admit amending Simonla article, uh remove Simonla by death, apologize to you for calling you naïve, apologize to Mao with a forgiveness blessing to undo the curse, apologize for ''[unintelligible]'' Asperchu and parodic characters, make a comic page explaining all that, I just apologize to you for impersonating to be my mother to get out of the last phone call, apologize for insinuating female impri-impri-imprisonment and rape on you, admit to having no excuse for not updating on... uh, as often as I should, and apologize to my fans for disrespecting them in mailbags and delayed updates.

'''Alec''': Uhm and, when you make this video, make sure that you're wearing your Sonichu medallion and your high school ring so everyone knows it's true, and I don't wanna see any of that Groucho Marx glasses bullshit. Because you've done that before. This video, I don't want any way for you to weasel out of this video.

'''Chris''': Okay.

'''Alec''': This video will stand for all time.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': And, oh and, one last thing. I'd like you to admit that Sonichu is a doomed franchise and you have no way of actually profiting from it or publishing it without getting sued six ways from Sunday by the real owners of the products you use.

'''Chris''': ''[meekly]''...um, yeah.

'''Alec''': That's the final thing for the list.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Alec''': Uhm, okay, so and... so it sounds like you've got the list comprehensive, which is good, I'm glad you've got that written down. And I just wanna emphasize again that you will do all of those items, both in a video and in your comic, and if you do it all perfectly, exactly the way I've laid out for you, and I don't sense you're trying to weasel out of anything or trying to pull a fast one on me, I will remove all my ads. I will release my contract with Jack. But if you do try to pull anything, then the ads are going to get worse. Because despite the fact that I am trying to be calm with you, I am still very angry with you, and if you try to pull anything on me, then I am going to punish you for it.

'''Chris''': Okay, alright, okay, okay well, I'll do all that, and I'll talk to you later.

'''Alec''': Alright. Well I look forward to seeing the ad and the comic.

'''Chris''': Okay.

'''Alec''': Alright, you have a good night Chris.

'''Chris''': And you too.

''[Tape ends]''

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A near public apology

2020-09-20T11:09:44Z

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"'''A Near Public Apology'''", posted 11 [[July 2009]], is a public apology in an attempt to get his PSN account back. Note that in this video, Chris is wearing neither his Sonichu [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] nor his [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]], meaning his apology is insincere.

==Video==

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| stardate = 11 [[July 2009]]
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| shirt = {{RedShirt|text}} Red
| previous = [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out II]]
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=== Transcript ===

Hello. I genmaking this video to apologize for the, uh, last three, uh, videooos of which I uploaded addressed only to the three individuaaals, you see, amongst, uh, two outta three, they were, uh, behi—they were wearing masks, and it just became very suspicious to me. And, uh, they were trying to uh, get—trying to get trust—get some trust from me...so easily but [[Jackie#Oops.2C_He_Did_it_Again..._Again.21|I don't give my trust away very easily]]. So, I said what I said only because...I just did not believe them at all.

And, uh, to anybody who misinterpreted the uh, feelings behind all—behind that, uh, I apologize to everybody who saw that and got that impression, and also I apologize for the inconvenience of losing my previous [[YouTube]] account, but, uh, got—but then I got the new one. But anyway [[Chris_Drops_the_N-Bomb|I will not make such videos again.]]

But still, uh, I'm not 'cepting, uh, videos of such caliber as uh those people have—those two individuals have done. And as for the third one, uhh...eeh has huh—has...inadvertently got into my privacy again, by uh...by in, the, uh, hacker, so...down with that individual.

So, again, [[Chris_and_remorse#Motivation_to_apologize|I apologize for the inconveniences, and any wrongful impressions, so...let's hope we can move on and...I'll get back, uh, things that, uh, were lost the past weekend]]. Thank you.

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Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009

2020-09-20T11:07:27Z

Klop:

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In this video, officially known as "'''CWCUpdate01202009'''", [[Chris]] announces that [[sonichu.info]], the site he created just days ago following the hacking of [[sonichu.net]], has also been hacked. He promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.

In a bizarre aside, Chris acknowledges a recent [http://cogsdev.pastebin.com/f7121bef2 revelation] he made in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] concerning the incident involving the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]] of his [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school]]. He assures us that this information will not be used to turn him gay.

==Description==
{{quotebox|.net and .info are BOTH DENOUNCED from the Sonichu Site, OFFICIALLY. Watch for a NEW Sonichu.COM to be the OFFICIAL Sonichu Site, ONLY from Christian Weston Chandler.}}

==Video==
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| name = Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VZoE5aWzszc}}
| stardate = 21 [[January 2009]]
| subject = {{Website|text}}
| shirt = {{JokerShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash#Video|Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]
| next = [[CWC Update 26 January 2009#Video|CWC Update 26 January 2009]]
}}
{{quote|I ''hate'' the homos.}}

=== Transcript ===

January 21st, [[2009]] update.

I just wanted to, uh, let y'all kn—let y'all know in this update that, uh, in addition to my previous, uh… denouncing of the sonichu.net, I am als—I am also—I have also denounced sonichu.''info'', since that got hacked into…—earlier this week, back on—back about—uh, on the—around the—er, on—around the ''18th'' of January. So, as of the 18th, I have ''denounced'' sonichu.info. But I… ''promise''… every one of you (my loyal, true Sonichu fans… especially the, uh, [[Sonichu Girls]]...—and, while I respect… ''men''… in general… I ''hate'' the [[homos]]).

I actually ''do'' have a past story… as I have realized from repressed memories back from the Greene County days. But I will not go further than that, 'cause y'all would have a field day… and try and t—twist it into your own evil ways, ''so''....

I'm ''straight'', and ''nothing'' is going to change that.

But, now, getting back to the issue at hand... of Soni—of the Sonichu site. Rest assured… [[Glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|[''removes glasses dramatically'']]]… a brand new… sonichu.''com''… ''will'' be the official… Sonichu site. So… pay at—so… keep an eye out! Keep an eye out.

Peace!

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{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-01-21]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, January 2009| 2009-01-21]]
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-01-21]]

Donation Options Reviewed.

2020-09-20T11:02:36Z

Klop: /* See Also */

'''Donation Options Reviewed.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] onto his [[YouTube]] channel on 12 [[November 2015]]. In it, he pledges a great degree of rewards to those who donate towards the continuation of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]], an offering on his [[Etsy]] page. He includes plenty of lucrative ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' merch and comic books. He even reveals what happens if someone pledges a thousand dollars or more to him, probably as a result of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeoxjOI5IBo DSteck's particularly generous handout]. Chris also shows that he has started coating his newly-produced [[medallions]] in a glossy substance, most likely PVA Glue.

Chris does not appear on camera in this video, which probably influenced his [[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.|next video]] three days later.

Disgustingly, the three top related YouTube videos are footage of [[Wikipedia:Tunga_penetrans|jigger]] infections, implying Chris may be using some shady tags for his most recent videos. It may also have to do with Chris's mention of his [[Barb|mother's]] "holey buttocks."

==Description==
{{quotebox|I do take donations, and each donation, as low as $10.00 per page in the comic books, is greatly appreciated. The books and figure prototypes, and future projects, including a possible video game on console(s) or animated series, is made possible from the kind support from loyal and new readers and followers like y'all. Thank You. :)}}
==Video==
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| name = Donation Options Reviewed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lKQ5aB5to7Q}}
| stardate = 12 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| Saga = {{Selling Out|text}}
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Cwcville Shopping|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
|style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = N/A
| previous = [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
| next = [[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.]]
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris is filming his complete set of'' [[Amiibo]]'', neatly organised into a purpose-built stand made out of'' [[Lego]] ''and construction paper.'']

Hello once again, and good day. This is Christine Chandler, coming to you once again from my, from [[14 Branchland Court|home base]] right here. We're just gonna talk a little, talk a little while about my do-, about the [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donations page]], 'cause I mean, while sales are going good here and there, I could still do better and...this is a household I still have to help pay the bills with. So... Yeah, and the-, and they continue, and the donations come in and out as well. They're, they...very good. And every person who donates gets their name put in the back of, definitely [[Sonichu 11|Book 11]] this time round. And I'm thinkin' probably, uh... But anyway, among the bigger donators will get their names put into more than Book 11, up, like, into [[Sonichu 12|12]], 13, so on, depend on, depending on how much they donated. But lower they donate you only get your name in, uh, one book on the donation amount. But anyway then it becomes variation, but anyway again, that's $10 a page, so. I'm just showing off my figures right here, 'cause they will come into play for among the higher donators, and I have more to show, but anyway. Let me just go ahead and read it to you.

As a devoted fan to Sonichu and Rosechu comic book series, I am certain that you do want to see more pages and eventual animations and whatever else might come to mind, depending on how much help and support I can get. Uh, I mean, especially since I end up with the creators boss, creator's block forced the hiatus in [[2011]]. But I'm getting back into the drawling, writing, color, and working, and trying to work out a schedule that works around the projects, and orders, and whatnot. And then I have my own typical [[stress|stresses]] in life as we-, as well. Hm. But anyway from my shop, you, I mean, I have all my available materials and whatnot, but you, if you don't feel like buying a [[medallion]], [[commission]], or [[Amiibo|figure]] or whatever, I offer you the chance to donate as low as $10. And for $10, uh...not only will you get, uh, a page in that book and the name, and your name in the back of the book, but for each person who donates that there, I, I'll send you the uh, a black-and-white character drawing by default. If uh, you don't make a request, it'll just be uh, Sonichu in a-, in the default. [''shows an example drawing''] That's not the default, this is a past request I photocopied for myself. Anyway that's a limit of one drawing per person per day. If you would like the uh, character drawing, don't, the character drawing colored, that goes up to the next level of donation of $20.

Anyway, uh, let's see, I'm going down a bit here, but anyway, everybody gets a chance for a character drawing at the least. Everybody gets a character drawing, and the higher they donate, the better the qua-, the better the drawing will be. Alright, at the $50 level, you get your choice of either a recreation of the Sonichu medallion, and you'll note as it says in the description, the strap will be, the neck strap will be leather. And I'll make it long, and I've measure-, premeasured long enough to make sure that it goes around my head at least. Anyway, you'll get your choice of either a medallion, or an autographed photo of me...[''trails off''] El-, anyway, is that really...? Hm. And also, uh, your choice of one of the comic books that will be made available at the time, as early as [[Sonichu 0|Book Zero]], or [[Sonichu 1|Book Number One]] is also available right now, but if you view this video on the later months you'll see more books to be made available, so that's your choice of a book. Alright...oh, wait a minute, um, so that's at the $50 level again. I'm just repeating this, you'll get your choice of the medallion, or, oh, okay, so you'll get your choice of just the medallion by itself, or an [[Autographed Photos|autographed photo]], and a book.

Okay, I just wanted, just tryin' to make sure I, I have it all printed out right here, so. [''blows raspberry''] I get a little fumbled up in my words as well. Alright, so anyway, moving on, uh, the $100 donation....Mm...yeah, a $100 donation gets you a choice of any one, any single figure of the individual figures made available on [[Etsy]]. [''pans camera to display figures''] That's a wide range right there, as well as your choice of a printed copy book. Uh....[''mumbles''] And also, of course, you may request a character drawing--oh, I forgot, you mention you can request your character drawing as well on the $50 donation level. Everybody gets their, everybody gets a character drawing, but $20 and up it becomes colored, but at the $100 level it does better than just one character. You get, you pretty much would get a full-colored drawing, with, complete with a background and everything, but...Mm...yeah, I guess at that point you can call it a color commission, yeah. At that level, I will personally laminate it, and pur-, put a, put a full-sized certificate on the back of it, so $100 level will be a commission as well. You get a great deal! A figure and a color commission for the $100 donation level. As well as a book! That's a pretty good deal right there.

Alright, so anyway we got that out, so anyway, we got all that drawing choices, levels out of the way. Right, at $500, okay, that gets you a medallion--which it doesn't have to be Sonichu, by the way, it can be [[Rosechu]] or any of the other characters--I also take custom requests on the medallions, as I have done before on [[eBay]]. And let's see, alright, so you get the medallion, you get your choice of any one of these figures, and then you also get your choice of either three-pack available which currently--the three-packs includes, well there's the Mii version which includes [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], mm, as well as the past version of me, either short or tall, as well as the current version of me--and by the way, I want to go ahead and bring up that all the three-packs, they will come with the Mii, you know the, as shown in the, as they talked about in the listings, if you put in Smash Bros., yeah, you get my, you get to play against my Mii character, and there's a different one, there's a different version of like, you know, past me and present me. But anyway, in the three-packs, it's, we're set, we're mine (mind? my?) set on the Mii characters, no Link or Toon Link, although of course Chris-chan Sonichu has to be a Sonic character at that point, regardless.

Anyway, you get your choice of the Mii three-pack, or current, or may currently available more recently the family three-pack, which you get Current Version me, as well as my [[Barb|mom]] and my [[Bob|dad]]. And again, check the individual listings on Etsy. Anyway, let's see, um, checking the, checking my printout again... Right, you get uh, for $500 you get the medallion, a single figure, and your choice of one of the three-packs...[''mumbles''] And then you may request an autographed photo as well, and/or you may request a copy of one of my books. [''mumbles''] And you can still request your character drawings, or at this point, a full-color donati-, a full-color commission page...[''mumbles''] Right, so then, again you'll have you name put your, put in the back of more than one book. And then the big whopping deal! $1000 will get you the complete main Sonichu and Rosechu Wave One set that includes uh, Sonichu, Rosechu, [[Blake]], [[Wild]], [[Bubbles]]--complete with surfing on the tidal wave--[[Angelica]], [[Punchy]], and [[Magi-chan]]. You get all that, and your choice of one of the three-piece sets...three-piece figure sets...[''mumbles''] And you'll also get a medallion of your choice of character content or whatev-, or all that...I'm reading the wrong listing, let's see... Right, medallion, and you can still request an autographed photo of me, and a book! And you'll still get your color commission.

So anyway, that's uh, all of the details. You can read about all of this on the donation listing on [[Etsy|Cwcville Shopping]]. [''holds printout in front of the camera, which refuses to focus''] Focus, focus! There we go. I'm going to print this out for reference. Anyway, yeah, so that, again, that's uh, $10 for default character drawing, $20 color in the character, $50 gets the medallion, or an autographed photo, and a book. So you get a medallion, just the medallion, or you can have the autographed photo and a book. And you still get colored character drawing. At $100 you get your choice of any single figure currently available, as well as one of my books, and you get fully upgraded to the full-colored commission. Right, and $500 gets you Sonichu medallion, an individual figure, plus either three-pack, as well as a copy of my, copy of one of my books, and you can choose to get an autographed photo, and full-colored, and then a full-colored commission. Or the $1000 gets you the full Wave One set and your choice of one of three-piece sets, the medallion, the book, optional autographed photo, and full-colored commission. And depending on uh, how much I have to create, and the time, hm, take as low as a few days for, few days to a week, depending on mood situations, whatever, for the drawing. And then uh, two to four weeks for a medallion, up to four weeks for a single figure, or either three-pack, or up to eight weeks for multiple, for the multiple individual figures.

And now, go ahead and make ano- [''video abruptly ends'']

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Charlottesville Fashion Square

2020-09-20T10:57:41Z

Klop: archive and new website

[[Image:FashionSquareMallExternal.jpg|thumb|200px|External view of Charlottesville Fashion Square.]]
[[File:GardenSquareMall2015.jpg|thumb|200px|The mall entrance.]]
[[Image:Fashionsquareretail399 thumb.jpg|thumb|200px|Image from inside the mall.]]
[[Image:TheFaSquareRegion.jpg|thumb|200px|The mall's main rotunda, January 2018]]

'''Charlottesville [[Fashion]] Square''' is one of the original venues for [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] exploits. Like all of his "[[Attraction Location]]s", it hasn't done much for him, as his behavior has led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a [[ban]] from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among [[trolls]], [[weens]] and [[CWCki|Christorians]] alike.

==Chris and the Fashion Square==
It was in this mall where Chris met [[Anna McLerran|Anna]] and "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]]" got its start.

It was also where he had his heart smashed down to 15% by [[Hanna]], and presumably where he (accompanied by [[Bob Chandler|his father]]) went on his "date" with [[Emily]], who was later rescued by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]. It's safe to say that, at one point, a large portion of Chris's time spent outside the house was at this mall.

Due to the numerous misadventures he has had there, this place holds a significant role in Christory – and has since become something of a pilgrimage location for the CWC community at large. Be sure to say "hi" to [[ScotPalazzo|the manager]] should you ever visit!

==Chris vs. Fashion Square==
Chris has gotten himself into trouble at Fashion Square on a number of occasions over the years.

On 5 August [[2004]], according to [[CWC's Diary]], Chris's attempts to fish for a girlfriend with a [[Red String of Fate]] were cut short by a [[jerkop]] who destroyed that particular Love Quest accessory. A month later, on 6 September, he had another run-in with a security guard who was apparently treated to a rendition of Chris's "Lonesome Virgin story".

11 September 2004 saw Chris's first partial ban from the mall, forbidding him from returning without a parent to accompany him. His diary doesn't explain exactly why he was banned, but [[Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode #1]] dramatizes the day's events. Reading between the lines of the comic book version, Chris was loitering and soliciting with his [[Attraction Sign]], became belligerent with security, and was arrested and removed from the mall.

Chris was apparently able to return to the mall unaccompanied by the next spring. On 29 March 2005, the infamous date with Hanna took place, after which Chris emitted an anguished "NOOOOOOOO" that led him to being banned from the mall once again.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie e-mails part 2#ban|Jackie E-mails - Part II]]</ref> [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] indicates that the ban (which again prevented Chris from going to the mall without a parent) was still in effect towards the end of 2008.

According to the reports of a field agent, Chris was seen sperging at the mall accompanied by his parents in the summer of 2010. Subsequently, on 31 August 2010, he was spotted (and filmed) hanging out at the mall alone. This suggests that either the bans have expired, or Chris has managed to [[Flipnote Hatena|evade yet another ban]].

In early 2012, Chris's leaked [[Facebook statuses]] revealed that he had returned to loitering at the mall on a regular basis. His "normal plan" at the mall, according to the leaks, is to "sit, hang and wait for a Ms. Right".

On 4 February, he managed to get himself in trouble again, by leaving flyers decrying [[Michael Snyder]] around the mall. A security guard found them and attempted to speak to Chris about them. Chris then fled the mall and drove away.

On 31 March, he managed to get himself in trouble for a second time this year, this time by yelling on his phone towards his trolls. Security guards came to confront Chris, but he ended up fleeing the mall once more.

On 28 April, Chris released a [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D|Facebook message]] stating that, on the 25th of April, he had received the ban-hammer for getting angry in the mall when he answered some calls from the trolls.

On 17 [[December 2014]], an [[Apology Letters‎|apology letter]] with a date of August 15 was leaked. The letter has Chris blaming [[troll]]s and [[stress]] for his misdeeds, and asking the manager to allow him and [[Catherine]] to shop there.

On 26 December 2014, Chris attempted to evade his ban from the GameStop there and ([[Chris and fashion|dressed like a clown]]) tried to vandalize the store's ''Sonic Boom'' display. When he failed and staff made a move to call security, Chris left, but not before [[GameStop Assault|macing an employee in the chest]]. With the police called in, Chris somehow evaded arrest at the mall. Reports from a police radio mention that Chris was still banned from the mall at that point.

On 20 March 2018, Chris again trespassed at the mall. As a result he was sentenced to the [[Therapeutic Docket]], resulting in the charge ultimately being dropped.

When Fashion Square was threatened with closure in [[February 2020]], Chris wrote on [[Twitter]], "Well, this is most disappointing. Very Much a LEGEND, in association with myself and my history: Charlottesville’s own #FashionSquareMall is falling on hard times and may become lost. I feel mildly distressed from this event."<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>

==Waiting for $9001==
On the last day of [[August 2010]], the same cameraman who spotted Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] posted this brief snippet on [[YouTube]], showing Chris slumped in a chair and [[The creepy stare|staring creepily]] at a young woman at the mall.

Chris's [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mail exchanges with Clyde Cash]] revealed that he was sitting around waiting to be rewarded for destroying his [[PS3]].

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==Comic references==
===[[Sub-Episode 1|Sub-Episode #1]]: "Jerkop-tastropie"===
Dramatization of Chris getting busted by [[jerkop|mall security]] for loitering.

===[[Sub-Episode 2|Sub-Episode #2]]: "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"===
Dramatization of a [[Hanna|girl who works at a Starbucks]] trolling Chris by taking him out on a date.

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]

==References==
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==External links==
*<s> [http://www.simon.com/mall/charlottesville-fashion-square Official Website]</s> [https://web.archive.org/web/20130307232438/http://www.simon.com/mall/charlottesville-fashion-square Archive as of March 2013]
*[https://charlottesvillefashion.com New website]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville_Fashion_Square Wikipedia Article]

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Britney Spears

2020-09-20T10:51:36Z

Klop: removed reference which linked to now dead lvcc

[[Image:BritneySpears.jpg|thumb|Britney's [[Officer Nasty]] costume.]]

{{Quote|I enjoy HER BODY and HER VOICE; She is among my Top 3 Women Celebrities who I Would Love To Fuck|Chris, believing that she's ''really'' happy to hear that...<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010]]</ref>}}

'''Britney Spears''' (born 2 December [[1981]]) is an [[American]] pop singer who is [[Chris]]'s favorite [[music]] star.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#More Information About Myself]]</ref> While one of the most famous and important singers in pop music, much like him, she has a tendency to make poor choices (such as appearing in [[Nudes|unflattering photos]]).

She is a very important figure to Chris. For years, he used her as a means of proving that he is straight and not gay. She also was hugely popular around the time Chris was enrolled in [[Manchester High School]], so her music carries plenty of fuel for [[nostalgia]] over the past when things were happier for him.

==Britney and Chris's sexuality==
[[Image:Britneyspears-7130.jpg|thumb|left|And here, we see where he got the [[Lovely Weather|whale-tail idea]]...]]

It's unlikely that Chris is a fan of Spears solely because of her music. He has used her as a method of proving his heterosexuality, as seen in [[I am STRAIGHT]], where he proves to the trolls that he is straight by holding up a suggestive poster of Britney. On 10 June 2009, Chris once again relied on Britney Spears to prove his heterosexuality when he favorited several of her music videos on his [[YouTube]] account. His attempt backfired when the account was promptly hacked and filled with [[homos|gay]] propaganda videos. (It is unconfirmed if the account was really Chris's, but it probably was.)

The entire process of Chris using Britney to prove his straightness is ironic, as Britney Spears is a beloved icon among homosexuals; when [[Vivian Gee]] pointed this out [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010#2 January|in an e-mail on why others believe him to be gay]], Chris counterclaimed this by saying that "I enjoy [[Women's rights|HER BODY]] and HER VOICE."

==Britney and Chris's past==
Chris's obsession with Britney might also simply have to do with timing. While she hasn't had a truly successful hit since 2011's ''Femme Fatale'', she has maintained an overall successful career for decades, and said career began in 1998, near to when Chris came of age. He may be fond of her music simply for the [[nostalgia]] factor--it reminds him of [[Manchester High School|a time when his life was much happier]]. His interest in her most likely started because all of his friends were girls and many teen girls at the time idolized Britney. This would give Chris the opportunity to be "[[Tomgirl Pictures|one of the girls]]."

==Christian Pays Tribute==
[[Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For the record, Britney's marriage only lasted twelve hours.|thumb]]

* He sang along to Britney while playing ''[[Pokémon]]'' in [[The GAMe PLACe]], including while playing with [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref>
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] performed a cover of Britney's "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]" called "[[Feel So Lonesome]]", with the lyrics changed so that the song is [[Chris and his ego|all about him and his]] [[attraction sign]].
* After [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] grew up and became hot, Chris labeled her a "spittin' image of Britney Spears,"<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years]]</ref> but only because she was blonde (since we all know how good Chris is with facial recognition).<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref>
* Near the end of the [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008]] video, Chris's cellphone rings with a MIDI "(You Drive Me) Crazy" ringtone.
* When it came time to do Round 3 of the [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3|''SingStar'' Challenge]], Chris chose to "sing" over the "[[Wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (song)|...Baby One More Time]]" B-side "Autumn Goodbye".
* Chris also sang "Autumn Goodbye" on [[Kacey Call 1|his first call]] to [[Kacey]], while posing as [[Liquid Chris]].
* He also played the song "[[Wikipedia:Blackout (Britney Spears album)|Heaven on Earth]]" on his [[KCWC_Top_10_Dedication_Special#Part_6:_.233|second fake radio broadcast]].
* In his [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|ultimate, irrefutable proof that he is STRAIGHT]], Chris put a portrait of Britney on the wall, labeled simply "Oops!" (in reference to "[[Wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again|Oops!... I Did It Again]]" and its [[wikipedia:Oops!... I Did It Again (album)|accompanying album]]).
* He bought the video game ''[[Wikipedia:Britney Spears products|Britney's Dance Beat]]'',<ref>[[List of Chris's games]]</ref> which is often considered to be among one of the worst ever made.
* He quoted Britney's debut hit when [[100 2270|impersonating]] [[Alec Benson Leary]], saying "Hey, baby, hit me one more time!"
* He shared Britney's video to her song "[[Things_Chris_Has_Ripped_Off#The_Smurfs|Ooh La La]]" on [[Facebook]] on 22 [[July 2013]].
* She is one of many people in a list of celebrities he'd like to [[Hanky-panky|party]] with in a Facebook list shared on 7 [[March 2015]].

==References==
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CWC vs Johan vote link

2020-09-20T10:49:31Z

Klop: added archive to external link

A brief video where Chris asks the masses to "vote" for whoever gets to knock up one of the online lesbians he's been chatting with - Chris himself, or his nemesis Johan.

== Video ==
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| name = CWC vs Johan vote link
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| stardate = 31 [[May 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{TurquoiseTankTop|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]]
| next = [[IMG 3207]]
}}

== Transcript ==

Hello everyone, Christian Chandler coming to you live again from home.

Once again-and right now it's time to... Do the thing.

[[Johan]] has uploaded his video and mines up as well.

The link to the voting page is right underneath here. Likes and dislikes under each video will not be tallied.

And the voting tally will go up to about a week or so. It will be determined when the page is taken down.

So... Votes only, one or another. You wanna risk giving my lesbian friends the STD he has? Or is it better off being me.

I feel like it's better being me because I'm [[honest content|honest]] at the very least and I'm direct.

But anyway, he's the bully. He bullied me in the chatroom. He was very rude indeed.

So vote now.

==Results==
http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607/r [https://archive.is/BSYn2 Archive]

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Response to ADF

2020-09-20T10:44:10Z

Klop: /* Sources */

'''Response to ADF''' is a video leaked by [[CWCki]] user Dinglebear, under the alias CWCvilleProductions, on 29 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. In this video, Chris responds to [[Jack Thaddeus|Ahuviya]] after he uploaded [http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Why_Philadelphia_is_so_much_Greater_than_CWCville two] [http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Advice_for_Chris-chan_from_Ahuviya_Harel videos] in response to Chris calling him out.

Chris provides yet another halfhearted explanation on why he doesn't like the [[homos]], but has no problem with lesbians (read: they give him a [[Autistic dick|boner]]) and gives his approval for gay marriage (he would later on [[Facebook#Gay Marriage|reverse his position]]). He claims to have empathy and believes that he can't get a job because of all the "slanderous smut and shit" on him that shows up all over the internet, and can't move out because of his parents' age and physical disabilities. This is one of the few moments where Chris seems to be conscious of the real-life implications of his online activity, but in [[Chris and his ego|typical fashion]], he pins fault on those slanderous [[trolls]].

Chris also quotes "[[wikipedia:Free Bird|Free Bird]]" by [[wikipedia:Lynyrd Skynyrd|Lynyrd Skynyrd]] (or "Leonard Skynerd" as he puts it), which is also the only song from the band that appears in ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. Chris wishes Ahuviya good luck with his sex change operation but warns him he will never be a part of "femdom" and calls him a "damn homo", negating everything he's just said about gay acceptance.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Response to ADF
| video = {{#ev:youtube|28R_txwJefI}}
| stardate = 29 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Calling Out Saga|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Victory Rockout]]
| next = [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]
}}

{{quote|I would get a job... but unfortunately, because of all the shit that's against me on the Internet... between the hate-filled webpages that y'all trolls and cyberbullies have created against me, and the past videos that I was blackmailed and deceived and just plain forced into creating, with such derogatory graphic smut and literal shit within them, it just makes it that much more difficult for me to be able to get a job.}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Sky_Nerd.jpg|thumb|If I whined like a virgin, would you please have sex with me?]]
This is my video response to... Ahuviya, who has apparently taken upon himself to, uh... record his response without blurring his face, optionally or leaving it out. So I'm just going to respond directly with my, uh- a few of my own thoughts. First off, I uh- now... I am heterosexual, [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|I am straight]], and that's just the way I am! It's not a have-to situation, I've never seen it ev- rarely seen it that way, I have at one point, but guess what, I've seen the other viewpoints, and they did not treat de ne- did not fair to me as s- so much, they gross me- they mostly gross me out. Therefore... that is what I am, and I am happy to stay that way, and I want to continue to be [[Chris and English|heteroseshual]]. I am happy with myself there.

And I would admit that with other people, there are differences that I feel most uncomfortable about and around, such as... yes, gays... gay men anyway. ''[disgusted look; blows a raspberry]'' I like lesbians. [[Tobacky|Smokers]], definitely the smokers. Can anybody tell me why smoking isn't stupid? I don't think so. And just most other males in gender- in general, because I get along better with women anyway. That's not really my fault, that's just part of my dang brain function with the missing links in my... brain and whatever. But that does not define me as an uncaring and cold-hearted person! [[Chris and Remorse|I have empathy]]! I seek- I can see myself in other people's shoes and see how they would feel if I has- if I- with my responses into whatever situations.

And yet you may- while you may or may not have empathy as well, Ahuviya, [[Chris and hypocrisy|I feel you to still be a typical non-understanding pig]]! I would go- I would travel outside of the state if where- or wherever if I could but, because A: I have- I'm on [[Chris and money|low funds]], and I would get a job... but unfortunately, because of all the shit that's against me on the Internet... between the [[CWCki|hate-filled webpages]] that y'all [[trolls]] and cyberbullies have created against me, and the past videos that I was [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|blackmailed]] and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|deceived]] and just plain forced into creating, with such [[Sonichu 8|derogatory graphic smut]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|literal shit]] within them, it just makes it that much more difficult for me to be able to get a job. 'Cuz they do the background checks, look up [[Facebook]]s and look on [[YouTube]] and look everywhere! They don't just do [[Chris and the law|criminal records]] anymore, ask anybody!

And I would travel if I could, but my parents are both old. [[Bob|My father is ill]]. He's sickly. He has [[Chris and English|feet-bloatings]]. And he has ailments that doctors are unable to determine, and at this point he is certified as a forced shut-in! He cannot get out so much, 'cuz he feels so ill and sickly in his feet. And I ''do'' get out of my house, I go out here and there and everywhere, so don't tell me that I don't get out! "I'm free as a bird and this bird... peep- and this bird you cannot change!" Yes, I learned from Leonard Skynerd, and I like that song.

And listen- and I want you to listen here. I'm all for equality, but there is a limit! ''[Chris hits the camera]'' I do not want to be forced or intimidated into or bullied into lifestyles that I just ''not am of'', or feel comfortable around! And this was a country where... people would not feel forced to do anything... then, whatever! And yes, marriage should be between two happy people, regardless of, uh, gender or whatever. But I'm still gonna feel most uncomfortable around homosexual dudes, regardless! And just most other males in general, hell, I probably won't even have a bachelor party 'cuz I don't know so many [[JERKS|males]], I'd probably be having a bachelor party mostly constituted with those within my congregation who I'm only acquainted with, like, one or two of. Hell, I would even appreciate having a bachelor party where I had all my [[gal-pals]] come and hold it for me! I'd rather have a bachelor party with... where it was... shoot, I'm trying the think of the word, um... well anyway, with m- anyway, with mostly women, 'cuz I feel more comfortable ar- around women. Platonic, that's the word I would use, the party would be platonic.

And likewise, if my bride had mostly male friends, I'd let her hang out with them platonically as well for her bride party. And you know what, I don't care whether I get a bachelor party or not, around the time I do get married. Because that's just- that's just me. And I cannot be changed. So I would- so I would say, good luck being a [[tomgirl|fake woman]] because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your [[pickle|dick]] either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country.

Anyway, that's my response for now.

Damn homo.

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Patreon announcement

2020-09-20T10:22:49Z

Klop: removed meme

As the name would suggest, this video was uploaded by Chris to announce his opening of a [[Patreon]] account. To commemorate the occasion, Chris made a drawing of the Patreon icon. Upon realizing his PlayStation camera flips the image, Chris gratuitously turns his drawing over in an attempt to compensate.

Chris’s expectations of Patreon are baffling to say the least. He sets the outrageous goal of a quarter million dollars.

Notable is that Chris says his mother blames him for their appalling financial situation. However, most of the [[Financhu Crisis]] is [[Barb]]'s fault, as shown by the fact that she is the one who got served with court orders to pay over $20,000 of debt. This video serves as yet more evidence that Barb is fine with manipulating her autistic son for her own selfish reasons.

As for Chris, he wholly expects other people to solve all of their financial woes — even worse, he expects this while offering worthless rewards in return. After years of people lecturing him about his abhorrent expenditure on useless crap, Chris finally addresses the elephant in the room—that his room is in fact filled to the brim with expensive children’s toys. Humorously, Chris dramatically outstretches his hands and declares that everything his room is off-limits to his patron supporters.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Patreon announcement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GwN0ROB3lIE}}
| stardate = 30 November 2016
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = {{imdoneadulting|text}}
| other =
| previous = [[CWC vs Koas]]
| next = [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge]]
}}

'''Description'''

{{Quotebox|
Now accepting Donations on my Patreon Page<ref>https://patreon.com/user?u=4525122&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=creatorshare2</ref>
}}

==Transcript==
"Hello everybody on the internet! This is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a n- important announcement.
To try to help out with finances here at home, I have set up a Patreon account which there's a link- there will be a link in the description down below.
And here's the... icon and... you know, with the light shining through it... I can't help the reflective way it goes backwards.
Anyway, I'm on Patreo- I'll be on Pa- I'm on Patreon now- by the time I set this video to public, link will be in the description below.
The large donations made through the will be greatly- greatestly appreciated. The goal is two hundred fifty thousand dollars, the fifty thousand extra is allowance for future savings account and what-not. But anyway, the big goal is the two hundred fifty thousand dollars to off the mortgage, all our debts, and what-not, so I can recover from that strife, because that has been a [intelligible expression] around here.
My mother keeps bothering me about a lot of it is "my fault" and yadda yadda ya.
Hm.
Anyway. On Patreon. Everyone that donates can request a video and will be able to add me onto their Skype. And... the larger the donations the quicker we can get to the goal, the faster I'll be able to feel creative again, and actually be able to do better gifts towards- for- towar- everybody, because I can't offer much for- much for right now, and I'm serious about that. And that's regardless of everything in my background here, mmmk? OK."

==References==
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2020-09-20T10:22:28Z

Klop:

A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles

2020-09-20T10:18:03Z

Klop: removed autism

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[[File:DRWolfLEGO.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Dr. Wolf comes to Chris' rescue.]]
'''A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles''' is a [[Lego]] video Chris created on 16 [[February 2019]]. Taking aspects of [[A Sonichu Day]] and the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|stop motion of the Game Boy Camera days]], Chris created the animation as a way to self-pity himself over the fact on how he is still blocked by the [[TF2 Analysis|brony analysts]]. [[DRWolf|Dr. Wolf]], who last appeared in an [[Sonichu Special 6]], acts as Chris's psychiatrist who, rather than provide actual advice, serves to praise and agree with whatever Chris says. Chris also uploaded a short "blooper reel", which is just Chris making [[Random Access Humor|yowling sounds]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=AmZNYSUUuns}}
| stardate = 16 February 2019
| subject = Twitter blocks
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Soft Exile|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles#AMWDW Cat Blooper|AMWDW Cat Blooper]]
| next = [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)]]
}}

===Description===
Fame and Followers do not always accumulate to good things, as is in the long-ongoing examples of Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, discussed in multiple episodes with Dr. Wolf, himself. Because these facts need to be heeded and listened to.
Background provided by Lego Movie 2 Emmet’s Dreamhouse set, teapot and mugs provided by Unikitty’s Tastiest Friends set, and other various pieces. Camera was propped on a holder from the Lego Movie 2 Movie Maker set.
Background design was inspired by background artwork provided by Lightning Bliss’ Creator:
 https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-...
 Her YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/e1d2k
===Transcript===

[Chris has built a Lego therapist's office. Dr. Wolf is sitting in a chair, and his Lego self is on the couch. He begins speaking in a nasal tone of voice, evidently the voice he’s chosen for Dr. Wolf]

'''Dr. Wolf''': So, Mrs. Chandler, tell me what’s on your mind.

'''Chris''': Well, Doc, on our Earth in Dimension 1218, I am very well-known and famous for my creativity and my Sonichu comic books, and I have many fans and followers, amongst which the fanbase, the trollish haters and harassers. More recently though, they have been targeting and harassing the Brony Analysts that I like, including the creators of Lightning Bliss, Mad Munchkin, Firebrand, Eliyora, Keychi, and a few others. [''Heavy [[stress sigh]]''] Thank goodness your creator is not on Twitter, Dr. Wolf. Too much dramaaa! Those particular analysts blocked me on Twitter. I seriously felt and still feel rejected. As if being verbally pushed away by [[Nowacking]] at [[BronyCon 2018|BronyCon]] last year didn’t scar me horribly enough. Ugh. My head. Meanwhile, I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection, sending myself, the whole soooul, to do all the work that I’ve been doing with everyone, by myself, so forth. [''Long silence, then a sigh. Another Lego Chris figure appears in the shot.''] And I’m either in my human or my Sonichu form, and I typically end up going CPU. Access! [''Makes a wooshing noise as he adds a bunch of extra pieces onto the new Lego Chris and stress sighs''] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [''He shakes the CPU figure around while yelling''] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197. Anyhow, I had to be here in C-197, and around CWCville, and after Maddy’s creator blocked us, my body’s mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent, but not as much as I, and yet more so prone to the autism and mentally retarded effects, and . . . it gets very emotional. [''Shakes the first Christine Lego around again while yelling''] I really cannot take the blocking anymorrrrre! After years of being bullied, deceived, harassed, and blackmailed, [''stress sighs, then shifts into a petulant growl''] not to mention being banned from a few places too. Not to mention recently, a psychiatrist at Region 10 made me recall that time in the fourth grade when the teachers, the teachers’ aide, the counselor, and da principal held me down on the floor while audiotaping my screams and cries of angerrrrrr! [''He violently shakes and smacks the unfortunate Lego on the floor, as if it’s having a seizure, while growling like an idiot''] Let me up let me up let me up let me up letmeupletmeupletmeup! [''Deteriorates into incoherent growling while he continues to smack the Lego around'']

[''The scene resets. Chris’s first Lego is now sitting on the couch again. He resumes speaking in a sullen tone of voice.'']

'''Chris''': So, anyway, I lashed out in tantrums on Twitterrr, [stress sigh], this Stonewall Jackson, who endured and grew up of all of the experiences for well over a decade crumbled and fell.

[''The CPU Chris figure begins to speak.''] Yup. That brain was in such a horrible state and mess after all that. Seriously, made my own bedroom after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]] [[2014]], look clean and organized in comparison. ‘N, gee whiz, after the firefighters took the ax to my bedroom, that was really a mess, so . . . my brain was in worse shape. [''CPU Chris departs'']

'''Chris''': So, I had pleaded to ‘em all to unblock me, but to no avail. I had thought the trolling haters ‘n harassers were at fault for da reason of them blocking me. But, as it turns out, as I had been told by a valid source, they blocked me due to my past and not wanting to be sucked into the drama of my life and apparently my obsessive behaviors too. I have a touch of OCD, from the autism! Some of those analysts have OCD too. In fact, they all have the same thing n’ innernet troll and bully problems as I do! I’ve been online longer than all of them! I have endured and suffered more den all of them together! I was a pioneer in all of this! I could be helping ‘em all cope, with support ‘n kindness! I did try to do that for dem and now they all blocked me, ‘n closed me ooout. It makes me feel like I’m falling into another depression, again. I feel like I want to just scream, so much. I’m pretty much verging on becoming suicidal! Well! That’s not good at all. That’s really not good at all.

'''Dr. Wolf''': Oh my. That is quite a troublesome conundrum. I recall a great number of my past patients who had each suffered only a portion of what you alone had endured, and I agree that you and all those particular analysts could be great teachers to each other in a support group. [''Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera in a chiding tone of voice''] But from their similar perspectives of you, judgmental and possibly cynical as dey are. [''He turns back to Lego Chris''] Knowing and aware of the past, I suppose the various types of followers you have, it is discernible that they would not want to end up falling into the drama the haters and harassers keep on targeting ‘n torturing everyone with. It becomes quite difficult to simply block out their relentless attacks, especially when they are formidable and able to rebound quick in a flash. Also, how’d—not only wrong it is to close out the greater target those individuals continue to follow and attack, who was originally only a victim of circumstances, that does not stop those individuals from continuing to target and attack the blockers. And yet those people remain offended of the mis-actions made of you in the past. They have more than enough of their own troubles in their hands, eyes, soul, and body to be able to cope or care about others’ problems, or they simply do not care to empathize, sympathize, or understand you, in that you have learned from your past mistakes and how to endure or close out the bullies and their torture. And you have attempted time and again to show kindness and support to and for everyone else who have gone through the similar trials and torture as you. You have a very strong soul, heart, and senses for kindness and positivity, and justice [''abrupt cut into the next line'']--is a major crime for anyone to close you out because you are plenty capable of becoming a really good ally or friend for most anyone. [''Chris slurps tea off-camera; the scene shifts again''] Ahhh, this tea is really good. Passionfruit for taste, with some mint and chamomile for keepin’ your mind and soul calm as possible.

[''Dr. Wolf turns to address the camera again''] When evaluating someone, one should always widen their perspectives, ‘n take many factors into account, ‘n consider de other individual’s perspective. Always remaining in a subjective point of view is rather very selfish indeed. Although, Christine, the analysts are seeing you as only one fan out of thousands of others. I see you more as a peer of theirs, as you have created more than tons of what they call ‘content’, in your comic books. Does all this make sense with you?

'''Chris''': Fairly more or less. I do, to the best of my abilities, take others’ perspectives and feelings into account. ‘N I’m not always able to. I, the soul, am able to remain fluid in processing thought and speech, but to have to work with and around the brain, in this body? My process can easily get interrupted [''another abrupt cut into the next line''] is often prone to the autism and can even fall into becoming seriously exceptional, especially when it feels overloaded, overworked, very sad, angry, or upset, ‘n so forth. It shuts off and leaves me disabled. If anything oughtta be known about me, when others are evaluating me, it’s da stability and fragility of this body’s braaain, [''stress sigh''] but I digress-- [''yet another abrupt cut''] I have learned from my past mistakes, I’m still learning ‘n processing everything as they come. But in da recent events, everyone keeps tellin’ me ta ‘moove on, these analysis aren’t worth your time’, or something similar to that line. My--I simply cannot. My background, what I can tell, I have a real difficult time not being liked by anyone. And [''voice cracks''] famous people, including the analysts, do not cope well with being not liked by others either. And—when also considers the adage, ‘treat others how you’d like to be treated’, I feel like if I stop my efforts to show the analysts dat I am normally likable, and cool to talk with, and simply make them stop not liking me, [''the scene shifts; Lego Chris is now levitating above the floor''] they will feel not liked by me. And they will feel at least a little bit saddened, by that, as well as da torture knowing or thinking I didn’t like any of them, [''Lego Chris is now wobbling around the office set''] and my not liking dem becomes virally popular, by the haters and the [''voice cracks''] harassers, all over the woooorld, it would put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their [''voice becomes very shrill''] emotions, feelings, and self-consciousness, ‘n I can empathize with that! [''Lego Chris is flailing around wildly as Chris becomes increasingly worked up; his voice is almost unbearably shrill now''] It would be just like a whole major eend to them, ‘n it would just be so horrific ‘n terrible n’ I would not be able to get over it ‘n I would not be able to--cause I did all that, it’s my fault, my fault, [unintelligible] could not continue on not just because of my mentality n’ sake but for theirs as well! I mean, shoot, errybody hatin’ errybody else is just a horrible horrible wrong thing to do in this world, and they think I’m not liking them, ‘n errybody else not liking them [unintelligible gibberish] n’ my fault, n’ it’s just--[''screams'']
[Via stop motion, Lego Chris returns to the couch and drinks more tea. Chris stress sighs.] So, it remains a quest for me to undo the chaos, and getting the analysis all to unblock and like me. I mean, we don’t have to be friends. At the very least, in the once in a while moments, I really would delight in sharing the kind and/or supportive thoughts, comments, or response to something that is going on with them, and not being misconstruded as anything offensive or creepy, ‘cause I’m hardly ever am offensive or creepy.
[''Scene shifts. Lego Chris is now looking directly into the camera from close up, while Dr. Wolf observes in the background. He speaks in an angry tone of voice''] Do you all hear me out there, in Dimension 1218’s Earth? I am usually kind, supportive, and sincere. Never, ever, eever, [''voice cracks''] eeever misconstrude me again, please! [''He growls in what is probably meant to be an intimidating fashion. The scene cuts back to Lego Chris on the couch; Lego Chris slurps his tea and stress sighs''] Because of how much I have been greatly misunderstood, misirterpreted, misconstruded over da years, it just makes me feel [''he grunts as if he’s trying to shit''] sooooo upset, and crestfallen! [''Heavy stress sigh'']

'''Dr. Wolf''': Indeed. Your heart and soul continues to be in the right places with lots of great care and effort. And I too know how it feels to have misunderstood efforts weighed heavily against you. [''Stress sigh''] There are such narcissists out there, who want to add unrequited drama to any simple, mundane kind task of others. If only there were not such bad individuals. This discussion has been quite enlightening. Unfortunately our time is up for now. I would love to discuss this more with you. Shall we continue this next week?

'''Chris''': Yes, Doctor. I feel so much better being listened to and fully understood. You really are great for what you are. Thank you for listening.

'''Dr. Wolf''': My pleasure, Miss Chandler. [''Deep inhalations and exhalations from off screen''] Feels good to be helping!

==AMWDW Cat Blooper==
{{Infobox/video
| name = AMWDW Cat Blooper
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=reQEzKFoQ4s}}
| stardate = 16 February 2019
| subject =
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Soft Exile}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[A little bit of Gary Stu]]
| next = [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles#Video|A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]
}}
===Transcript===
[''A Lego house set contains Chris and Dr Wolf, with a Lego 'The Simpsons' cat at Chris's feet'']

[''Chris (off camera)''] Miaow, miaow!! [''Now in a more normal voice''] Cut!! Cat on the set!! Hungry cat on the set!!! [''Random autistic yowling, groans, etc'']

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| name = A Moment With Dr Wolf
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=umfTgkALuzE}}
| stardate = 19 [[February 2019]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnAaRLNmZYHwfKKdSQ6RY3Q the sergeant at arms]
| subject =
| type =
| info = And Greater [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|Raceway]] Struggles.
}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]]

Rental House Tour

2020-09-20T10:12:03Z

Klop: /* External Links */

The '''Rental House Tour''' is the last in the series of events of 31 [[August 2014]], which had begun with the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]] and had continued with the [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]. That afternoon, Chris, [[Catherine]], and her cousin Al stopped by the [[Rental House]] to meet [[Barb]] and [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]]. Note that every time Catherine sneezes, it's an attempt to prevent Chris from putting his arm around her or kissing her.
[[File:Rental House June 2014.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The rental house.]]

==Summary==
* Chris shows them his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego version of Manchester High]] and some little figures of [[Catherine]] and himself.
* They find that Chris has a picture of Catherine on his night stand.
* Chris confirms that all of his [[Playstation 3]] [[Video games|games]] have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].
* Chris shows off his [[High School]] yearbook and talks about each of his [[gal-pals]].
* Chris talks about his [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]], who are horribly trained and cared for and who go berserk if they see someone they don't recognise.
* Chris and [[Barb]] talk a little about [[Daniel Weston]].
* Barb tells the story about how [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] almost died of an infection.
* Barb explains how they're British royalty.
* The background music, which appears to consist of orchestral versions of [[Beatles]] songs and other 50s/60s hits, lends the entire exchange an air of classic Hollywood melodrama, as if Katharine Hepburn were about to slap someone or burst into tears at any moment.

==Part One==
===Audio===
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part One
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|ssLj-FCmtss}}
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| previous = [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court|14BC Tour Video]]
| next = Rental House Tour Audio Part One
}}
===Transcript===
====Introductions====

'''Al''': Hey Chris!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Is it alright if I park right there?

'''Chris''': That’s fine.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': You’re OK. Don’t worry about it.

'''Al''': Damn, this is a…

'''Catherine''': Yeah, you don't wanna get...[?]

'''Al''': Yeah, this is a nice place.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': It’s a nice little neighborhood.

'''Chris''': It’s two stories but only about two-thirds of the width.

'''Al''': Yeah. So you’ve been livin’ here since when?

'''Chris''': Eh, since last February.

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Chris''': [entering house] Hello!

'''Al''': Howdy.

'''Chris''': [[Clover and Snoopy|Hi Snoopy! Hi Clover!]] Hi mom.

'''Al''': Howdy.

'''Barb''': Hi.

'''Chris''': Um, Barbara Anne, this is, this is…

'''Catherine''': Nice to meet you.

'''Chris''': That’s Catherine and her cousin Al.

'''Al''': Glad to meet ya. I’m Big Al.
[[File:Clover and snoopy.jpg|thumb|200px|right|They're a lot fatter now.]]
'''(one or more of the dogs start baying)'''

'''Catherine''': They're lovely, too... [?]

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Oh…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Snoopy…

'''Al''': There’s some, yeah they seem a little bit worked up there.

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s Snoopy, and that’s Clover.

'''Catherine''': Strangers in their house.

'''Al''': Well howdy Snoopy, howdy Clover.

'''Barb''': They’re part fox.

'''Chris''': Huh huh!

'''Catherine''': They are cute.

'''Al''': Oh, no kiddin’.

'''Catherine''' I love dogs, so (phone rings) I've gotta...

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Dog:''' Bark!

'''Catherine''': Alright, we’ll let you…

'''Al''': Yeah, we’ll let you get to…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOO! AROOOOOO! AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': …the door.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Ah, thank you.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh, actually and I had also got you a case…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOOOOOO! AROOO!

[chaos]

'''Al''': OK, OK.

'''Chris''': Anyway, [?].

'''Al''': Don’t bite me!

'''Catherine''': Oh, thank you.

'''Chris''': Yeah, and I…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

'''Al''': Hold the last one.

'''Catherine''': I really need. [?]

'''Al''': They seem pretty loud.

'''Chris''': Yeah, they get loud, when there’s new people.

====Touring Chris's playroom====

'''Al''': Aw, cool! Dude, is this your room?

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s my work room.

'''Al''': Can I go in for a moment?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Sure.

'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!

'''Chris''': Hey now, doggies, calm down! That’s good. [To Al]: I had to pretty much prepare for Catherine’s staying over for a while longer at least. I had a second, I had, I made room for a second ''chair''.

'''Al''': So, so what is all this then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, pretty much some random things, but that’s a high school I built based on the one from Heartlake High. I dedicated building that to [[Manchester High School|Manchester High]]. Took me about a ''month'' to build that.
[[File:Rebuilths3.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's Lego high school as it appeared in the rental house.]]
'''Dog:''' AROOOOO!

'''Al''': Really.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Well see Chris, you have, you spent a month to build that?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Well see, that’s dedication right there.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': With your [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and stuff, you can do the same thing, if you can be dedicated. Like if you can work on that for a month…

'''Chris''': Yeah...

'''Al''': …you can spend a month working on a comic book.

'''Chris''': Yeah. [Wants to change the subject] Anyway, yeah, I built this house on multiple houses. And here’s our minifigs, me and Catherine.

'''Al''': Awww.

'''Chris''': Yeah, I pain-, I painted a kilt on her.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, it’s a [[Lego]] head on a…

'''Al''': Oh, so that’s like the little kilt right there then?

'''Chris''': Uh, it’s like a…

'''Al''': Is that like bubblegum or…?

'''Chris''': That’s denim skirt.

'''Al''': Oh. Oh.

'''Chris''': Yeah but, I used paper to make that.

'''Al''': Neat, yeah, and that’s little Catie. What’s that around her neck, is that like a little medallion, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]]. Uh, on my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]], I eventually would give them.

'''Al''': Oh. Cool.

'''Chris''': And custom minifigures of the hedgehogs.

'''Al''': So did you make those yourself then?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So you seem to have an interest in arts and crafts, then.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Al''': Neat. So what’s…

[Catherine enters]

'''Chris''': [cloying voice] Yeah, that’s you.

'''Catherine''': Is that me? Oh that’s even tinier than I thought. Oh that’s so cute.

'''Chris''': And here, and here I am.

'''Catherine''': Oh, they’re cute. [giggles] That’s so cute. There you go.

'''Al''': [Feigning awe] Dude.

'''Catherine''': Wow, you’ve got a lot of [[Lego]]. I didn’t realize you had that much.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, what, what’s in this case right here, is this…?

'''Chris''': Oh that’s my medicine case. It’s got my [[Chris and health|prescription medicine]]…

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Catherine''': [?]

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, too bad you’re not staying, we could have watched [[Wikipedia:Gigi (1958 film)|Gigi]].

'''Catherine''': Yeah I’m sorry, we’ve got to get out of here.

====Next stop: the bedroom====

'''Chris''': Yeah. Uh, at least let me show you the uh, my bedroom. It is right there.

'''Catherine''': So, you go right ahead.

'''Al''': So this is sort of like your office, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Here’s where I sleep.

'''Catherine''': Oh it’s a nice room. Wow, it’s a Skylanders.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': There’s a lot, how many…? [counting?]

'''Al''': Catie, can I take a look for a mom-?

'''Catherine''': [joking] No, you can’t.

[Al and Catherine goof around]

[Elevator music starts up]

'''Catherine''': Wow.

'''Al''': Oh you have a nice set up in here, man.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So is this your TV then?

'''Chris''': Uh, that’s, yeah, that’s a 3D TV, from Sony. [[Playstation]].

'''Al''': Dude, you got a lot of PS3 [[Video games|games]]!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Did these survive [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], or…?

'''Chris''': Yes, they all did. Every last one.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s fortunate.

'''Al''': Oh that’s good, yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh…

'''Al''': So do you have…?

'''Chris''': …do you happen to have an interest in video discs as well?

'''Al''': Dude, those things are so old - do you collect those?

'''Chris''': Uh…

'''Al''': Have you had those ever since…?

'''Chris''': We had these, we had these a lo-, pretty much all my life.

'''Al''': Oh, Catie, take a look at the night stand there!

'''Chris''': Yeah, this is pretty much our entire collection of…

'''Catherine''': [Slightly horrified] Oh, I didn’t realize you kept my picture on your night stand. Oh wait, I think you did tell me that.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You kept my picture on your night stand. That’s so cute...

'''Al''': So what game system do you got, is that, uh, Sega…?

'''Chris''': Sega Dreamcast.

'''Catherine''': Oh I remember that…

'''Al''': And who’s that?

'''Chris''': That’s [[Robert Chandler|my father]].

'''Al''': Oh.

'''Chris''': That’s Mr. C right there.

'''Al''': So you keep that there too?

'''Chris''': That’s Catherine and Mr. C.

'''Catherine''': Do you think he would approve of me?

'''Chris''': How do you feel?

'''Catherine''': I like to think so.

'''Chris''': And that, then I think he does.

'''Catherine''': He see-, he seems a little bit… interested in your best program here. [?]

====High school reminisces====

[music swells]

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that’s uh, I ended up with two copies of the senior yearbook.

'''Al''': Why two copies?

'''Chris''': Uh, uh, I think it’s because, uh, well, wound up, separate purchases, I think.

'''Al''': Oh. So somebody like, filled out a form wrong or something?

'''Chris''': Yeah, I think so.

'''Al''': So who were your [[gal-pals]] then, that you were talking about in high school? Were they, are they in here, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah, they’re in, they’re in there, mostly, uh…

'''Al''': Now did this get water damaged during the fire?

'''Chris''': Um…

'''Catherine''': Put in the fire.

'''Al''': It seems like the pages are a little bit wrinkled, or…?

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, I think that one did get some water damage.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': You might have better luck with this copy which is only smoke-damaged.

'''Al''': Yeah. Did they, so the insurance company, are they compensating you for all this damage? Cuz like…

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': …when stuff like this gets damaged, it’s priceless, you know? I mean…

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh yeah, I bookmarked the beginning of the ''senior'' section there.

'''Al''': Aw, did they, did they sign your yearbook at all?

'''Chris''': Um…Oh I might not have thought about it.

'''Al''': Yeah, there’s some people…

'''Chris''': Yeah plus we didn’t, I don’t think we got these yearbooks till ''after'' [[graduation]].

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s unusual.

'''Al''': Oh that sucks.

'''Catherine''': So where are you in here?

'''Al''': Which one is your gal-pal then?

'''Chris''': Um, there’s a number of them, uh let’s see, [flipping through yearbook]…There I am.
[[File:ChrisChanY2K.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's yearbook photo.]]
'''Catherine''': Oh, there we go.

'''Al''': Oh!

'''Catherine''': In a little tuxedo.

'''Al''': Yeah see, I like it man, you look very…

'''Catherine''': Very smart.

'''Al''': You know, you know what you remind me of there?

'''Chris''': Who?

'''Al''': You should, you should, you know like Frank Sinatra, one of those old singers.

'''Chris''': Oh, [[Chris and music|I like Frank Sinatra]].

'''Al''': That, that would go on stage, and he’d talk, and the smooth voice and he’d talk to the ladies…

'''Chris''': [takes on persona] Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah!

'''Chris''': We’ve really got a big show for you tonight!

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah, like from one of those, uh, old black-and-white movies, you know? But yeah, you look smooth and classy, man.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Oh uh, [[Kellie Andes]], uh, was my high school s-, sweetheart that I fell in big like with…

'''Al''': So, so which one is she?

'''Chris''': [spelling] A…A L E, um, yeah.

'''Al''': This says Kellie Lynn Andes right there.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah.

'''Al''': Oh, that one?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Can I have a look?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, she’s very pretty.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well not as pretty as you, right Catie? Right Chris?

'''Chris''': No, she’s…

'''Catherine''': [laughs] Did you just call him Catie?

'''Chris''': [chuckles]

'''Al''': Oh I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

'''Catherine''': I have to sneeze again, sorry.

'''Al''': I’m a little big dyslexic myself. Sometimes I mix up words and stuff.

'''Chris''': Uh, well.

'''Al''': I say something when I mean to say something else. So.

'''Catherine''': [Sneezes] Excuse me.

'''Chris''': [spelling] C B B…

'''Catherine''': Must have caught a cold on the plane.

'''Chris''': Oh I hope not.

'''Catherine''': It happens all the time. Every time you travel.

'''Chris''': [browsing] Oh and, it's B E V... … Oh shoot, [trails off]. Oh, Sarah Bev-, [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]].

'''Al''': Oh that, that one right there.

'''Catherine''': Oh she’s very pretty too.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You have lots of pretty friends, haven’t you?

'''Chris''': [Smugly] Eh, yeah.

'''Al''': Dude, you gotta go back to whatever it was you were doing back then, you got all the girls. Well I mean you have Catie now, so I mean…

'''Chris''': Yeah, I’d rather, I’d rather stick with a winner.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': It’s good to be a winner, I think?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Hm, G O… Tiff-, there she is. [[Tiffany Gowen]].

'''Al''': Yeah right there, the blonde at the bottom...

'''Catherine''': She looks a little bit like, em, Cameron Diaz.

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah.

'''Catherine''': I think it’s the hair, but she does look a little bit like Cameron Diaz.

'''Al''': Do you have any [[JERKS|guys]] that you hung out with back in high school, or…?

'''Chris''': Uh,…

'''Catherine''': Or was it mostly girls?

'''Chris''': Not, not, it was mostly girls.

'''Al''': Mostly girls?

'''Chris''': Yeah. I did have, uh, [[Joseph Herring|one]], um, uh, I hung out with in my freshman year when I was vars-, when I was, uh, co-water boy/manager of the [[Manchester High School#Go Lancers!|varsity basketball team]].

'''Al''': So wait, you were manager of the basketball team?

'''Chris''': Yeah, varsity.

'''Al''': That’s pretty cool.

'''Catherine''': Thank you.

'''Al''': Hey, is this the bathroom?

'''Chris''': Oh yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah, you mind if I take a leak real quick?

'''Chris''': Go ahead.

'''Al''': Yeah, hey Catie, I’ll get here and then I’ll go downstairs and join up with you guys, so.

'''Catherine''': Alright.

'''Al''': I’ll be out in just a minute.

==Part Two==
===Audio===

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| name = Rental House Tour Audio Part Two
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|pepLdYwk3Wk}}
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al, [[Barb]], [[Clover and Snoopy]]
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
| previous = Rental House Tour Audio Part One
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
====Chatting with Barb====

[toilet flushes]

[sink runs]

[door squeaks open]

[20th Century orchestral music is heard]

'''Al''': Hello.

'''Catherine''': [Oh watch?]

'''Al''': Oh, are they gonna eat me alive now, or…?

'''Chris''': [unintelligible] he wants to buy a bunch of ours.

'''Al''': Yeah, the uh, vinyl records y’all got, I collect them, so.

'''Barb''': You can go through 'em.

'''Al''': Sure.

'''Catherine''': ...'Cuz I know you loved your records.

'''Barb''': Right now they’re all in a tractor-trailer.

'''Al''': In a tractor-trailer?

'''Chris''': Not really, no, they’re in a storage unit or downstairs.

'''Barb''': They’re not downstairs.

'''Chris''': Oh, oh.

'''Barb''': I put ‘em on a tractor-trailer.

'''Chris''': Oh, OK, well I guess, when the Rainbow cleaners, some of them got taken to their facility. Well not all of them, there was a bunch of them at the s-, at the unit.

'''Barb''': Oh.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': At your storage unit?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Oh, OK.

'''Chris''': [to dog] Oh, hi baby girl. He’s a kisser. [baby voice] He likes to kiss.

'''Catherine''': They’re so cute. I’m sure they’ll get used to me eventually.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': They just don’t know who I am or why I’m in their house!

'''Chris''': Snoopy, Clover, that’s Catherine. Catie. You saw her picture?

'''Catherine''': [giggles] You showed your dogs my picture? That’s so cute.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': They like the picture or what, or…?

'''Chris''': Uh well, they sniffed it. They smell everything.

'''Catherine''': That's the ticket.

'''Chris''': Yeah, they got, we got separate to pee and poo on the paper.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, try not…

'''Chris''': On the black thing.

'''Catherine''': …to stand on it.

'''Al''': Yeah. They what? Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense then, on the paper…

'''Catherine''': Try not to stand on it or anything.

'''Barb''': It’s, it’s awfully inconvenient to take them outside and have to pick it up.

'''Al''': Yeah. Yeah.

'''Barb''': I’d rather have it inside, to pick it up.

'''Al''': Oh yeah, and then it’s closer so you can clean it up without going as far away.

'''Barb''': I’m 72 years old, and I don’t.

'''Catherine''': Fair enough.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You’ve worked enough in your life, so…

'''Chris''': Yeah. I told, I told mom about, uh, how you have a lot of interesting stories from your travels in the European Brish - British areas.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Hey mother, tell her, tell her something about the Weston name. Or some of it.

'''Barb''': 400 years ago, the king declared the name [[Daniel Weston|Weston]], W-E-S-T-O-N, not I-N or E-N, but O-N, to be part of England’s [[Anne Boleyn|royalty]] forever.

'''Catherine''': That’s interesting.

'''Barb''': So Christian…

'''Catherine''': There’s a lot of uh, there’s a lot of names like that in England, and um… Well you go, you go back through the um, the old records and stuff and you see…

'''Barb''': Well my cousin…

'''Catherine''': …lordships, and you see…

'''Barb''': Well my cousin was the one that put together a pilgrimage…

'''Catherine''': Wow. That’s a piece of history right there.

'''Al''': It certainly seems, Christian seems like a pretty good son. He was talking about how he helps you out around the house and all, and such.

'''Barb''': Oh my gosh.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I couldn’t, I couldn’t survive without him.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well I hope he takes care of Catie just as well. So.

'''Chris''': I’m pretty sur-, I’m fairly confident I will. I had practice.

'''Barb''': [cackles] He’s had a lot of practice. His father died three years ago.

[Music actually switches to a sadder tone]

'''Catherine''': I know. We heard. I’m terribly sorry.

'''Al''': Yeah. Sorry. I apologize for your loss. That’s gotta suck. So.

'''Barb''': Yeah. Yeah you, you never get over it.

'''Catherine''': Not really, no.

'''Barb''': My sister and…[?] um, her husband…

'''Chris''': Yes, yeah, [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet and Tom]].

'''Barb''': …had to have surgery on this area.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that’s terrible. Oh, poor doggie.

'''Barb''': He has a growth that’s blocking the flow of whatever fluids, and as a result, it’s causing constant infection.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s awful.

'''Al''': Sounds awful.

'''Barb''': So, he’s gonna get operated on at the end of September.

'''Al''': In September?

'''Barb''': I, I wonder if it’s life-threatening, cause this area here…

'''Chris''': They didn’t mention that.

'''Barb''': …there’s a hole in the brain right there.

'''Catherine''': Well that’s…

'''Al''': A hole in the brain?

'''Barb''': There’s a hole that goes right in the brain. My oldest son, um…

'''Chris''': [[Cole]].

'''Barb''': …almost died from a sinus infection, in California…

'''Chris''': I didn’t hear this one.

'''Catherine''': Oh my goodness.

'''Barb''': …shortly after he went out there to college. He - he had a sinus infection.

'''Catherine''': That’s awful.

'''Barb''': And he couldn’t - couldn’t shake it.

'''Catherine''': I’m so sorry.

'''Barb''': He um - so he went to the doctor, and the doctor said "you’re just in time".

'''Catherine''': Well that’s good.

'''Barb''': For a few hours. He wouldn’t’ve made it a few hours... [?]

'''Catherine''': Wow. That was…let’s see…

'''Barb''': That’s when I really learned…

'''Catherine''': …when he first went to college, so he would, he would have been about eighteen, nineteen?

'''Barb''': Yeah, he was about nineteen.

'''Catherine''': I don’t, I have no idea how old he is now, so I don’t know how long ago that would have been.

'''Barb''': He’s, yeah he was born in ’63.

'''Catherine''': OK.

'''Barb''': And Christian was born in ’82.

'''Chris''': Uh, 40, 51.

'''Barb''': ’82. I bought mailbox numbers 63 and 82.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Al''': Oh!

'''Barb''': I had trouble, I had trouble remembering it and I started…

'''Al''': Well that’s a good trick.

'''Catherine''': Well that’s handy.

'''Chris''': Yeah, we like number games as well as word games.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s lovely.

'''Chris''': Yeah, hey, tell ‘em your anniversary date. Or wedding.

'''Barb''': 6-7-80.

'''Catherine''': 6-7-80, that’s easy to remember.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': My husband and I got married, we were married 31 years.

'''Catherine''': That’s a long while.

'''Barb''': And um, two months after we were married, he had triple bypasses, and the doctors told me that he would not have lived two more weeks.

'''Catherine''': Wow.

'''Barb''': If he hadn’t had…and if he hadn’t had married me he’d never’ve known.

'''Catherine''': Cause you made him go to the doctor.

'''Barb''': It was very suddenly. Because he was, uh, an engineer at GE and he did hard core negotiating to sell their products.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': To sell their products. So.

'''Catherine''': (to Snoopy) Oh, I'm not me. Do you want to smell me?

'''Barb''': It wasn’t easy…

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOO!

'''Chris''': Snoopy, calm down.

'''Catherine''' Alright, fair enough.

'''Chris''': Calm down, little boy, calm down. I think they’re probably easier if uh, if I was sitting down.

'''Al''': Yeah, I don’t know if we have much room here.

'''Chris''': It was…

'''Catherine''': We can’t stay too terribly long.

'''Al''': Yeah we’re gonna head out in a few minutes anyways, so…

====The fire and its consequences====

'''Barb''': The couch belongs to the dogs. They saved us from the fire.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, Christian said they woke you up.

'''Chris''': Yeah, they woke me up, then I woke her up.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I got, I burned both feet, because I didn’t have any shoes on.

'''Al''': You had to walk through the fire then?

'''Barb''': Well I had to extinguish it, try to put it out, and what happened was, uh…

'''Chris''': More over on... [?]

'''Barb''': The flecks from the... insulation... in the wall.

'''Al''': The flecks from the insul-, like, they were drop-, pieces of insulation were dropping down?

'''Barb''': Yes.

'''Al''': And they burnt you on the foot?

'''Barb''': I on the bottom, I stepped on them.

'''Chris''': Um, well OK, I didn’t hear that. I thought, I thought the worst damage to your feet was from you had to walk all over that wet grass cause it was raining that morning.

'''Barb''': Well I didn’t know that I had damaged my feet…

'''Chris''': Oh. [stress sigh]

'''Barb''': …until later.

'''Al''': So you saw the fire, you grabbed an extinguisher, you’re lucky you had one on hand.

'''Barb''': He grabbed an extinguisher, pulled the thing out, and handed it to me.

'''Chris''': I remember from training, you know, you pull the pin first.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': And then you handed it off to your mum.

'''Al''': Sounds like you were both pretty brave to fight the fire like that.

'''Barb''': We didn’t have any choice. I had to hold, I was able to hold it just long enough for him to get his head together, take the dogs and the cat, and uh, we got out.

'''Chris''': Actually our cat [[Chandler Cats#Lucy|Lucy]] came to us. She was upstairs.

'''Barb''': Was she?

'''Chris''': Yeah, you remember, she came downstairs and met us, and then she ran out of [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] with us.

'''Barb''': That’s right, she did.

'''Chris''': Yeah I put the leads on the dogs.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': You’re all very lucky to have gotten out of that.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': I’m so sorry for your loss.

'''Barb''': That’s OK, it hasn’t been totally bad.

'''Al''': Things happen, life happens, you know?

'''Barb''': I think for a reason.

'''Al''': You just get through it, so.

'''Barb''': I think for a reason.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, we’ve learned a lot. [Laughs] Yeah, we did some hardcore negotiating, with uh, State Farm.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Excuse me just a moment.

'''Al''': Uh yeah, sorry. Yep, yep, get through there…

'''Catherine''': …in your way.

'''Al''': Hard core negotiating, what, they didn’t wanna pay out or somethin’, or…?

'''Barb''': They don’t…the adjustor is a woman, and she hates the ground I walk on. She dislikes me terribly, cause I’m too old and too smart. See I’m not the typical 72-year-old woman.

====Barb and Catie talk sewing====

'''Chris''': Yeah I’ll just remember it and I’ll save it.

'''Al''': Um…

'''Catherine''': He uses that for work. Pretty much.

'''Al''': Yeah, that’s mostly a work phone, I wouldn’t want people, but you can contact me through Catie.

'''Chris''': OK.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. It's- it's- we’re always in touch.

'''Chris''': OK, so you know I should contact him on the inquir- inquiry about the records.

'''Catherine''': Uh, you can al- you can always let me know and I’ll pass the message.

'''Barb''': I appreciate you driving her there.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': That was a good security move.

'''Al''': Well her phone, [Catherine: “Car.”] her car broke down, so there was hardly any choice, I was the only guy who could, so.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, so.

'''Al''': But yeah.

'''Barb''': Well, it was good security.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah everything…

'''Al''': Yeah, yeah, I mean, I didn’t, I didn’t know Christian or anything, I hadn’t met you all at all, and they were talkin’ pretty serious, like it seemed, so I thought I would get to know your family as well, cause if these two were gonna get hitched, it’s gonna be one family, so.

'''Barb''': You’re just as beautiful as he said.

'''Catherine''': Oh thank you. You’re very sweet.

'''Al''': Yeah, so.

'''Barb''': Yeah, you are. You are.

'''Catherine''': Thank you.

'''Barb''': I understand you sew a little bit?

'''Catherine''': A little bit, not very much. Um, basically just enough to put, like, a button on my shirt, or, or um, like, stitch up my pants.

'''Barb''': I have a trainload of [felt?].

'''Catherine''': Oh, I’m terribly sorry.

'''Chris''': Well, [drowned out]

'''Al''': Christian said you used to sew, or you sew occasionally…?

'''Barb''': I used to. I’m, I’m going to, after I get settled back in the house.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I’m gonna start designing and sewing.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Chris''': Yeah. I told, I told her about the A-skirts you put together.

'''Catherine''': Oh yeah, you can make an A-line skirt out of an old pair of jeans. You just cut um, you, you rip the side, the seams in the middle, and then you use the leg to cut it off about here, and you use the legs to make the panels.

'''Chris''': It's easy to do.

'''Catherine''': And it works very well. It’s very easy. It’s just you need a sewing machine to do it.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': But you could sew it by hand, but it takes ages.

'''Chris''': Hm. [Bizarrely inflected] She can sew more than a '''button'''.

'''Al''': Yeah. Alright.

'''Catherine''': Well, I mean…

'''Barb''': I taught my oldest son to sew, when he was growing up.

'''Catherine''': My roommate knits. My roommate is from Texas and he knits.

'''Barb''': Every, every boy needs to know how to sew and how to cook.

'''Catherine''': Exactly. Cause you’re not gonna have a woman all the time. Makes you self-sufficient.

'''Barb''': Hey, what if a woman can't cook for kids, so…

'''Catherine''': Exactly.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': [?]

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

====Barb's family heritage====

'''Barb''': In my family, I was the, I was number one as far as, there were eight children, five girls, and uh, um…

'''Al''': You were the eldest? You had to take care of the rest?

'''Barb''': I was five, number five of eight.

'''Al''': Ah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, so you were almost in the middle.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, I had a, I had a good spot.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': I had to fight both ways.

'''Catherine''': [Laughs]

'''Barb''': I had to change diapers both ways. [Laughs]

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Well I had two sisters and a brother younger than me. I have s- one [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|sister]] and [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Raymond|brother]] still with us, and it’s nice. I just talked to her last night.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Well I think I uh, told Catie about how Barbara Anne wanted to be an English teacher...? Enjoyed some English literature I think?

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': Yeah, I enjoy literature.

'''Chris''': Yeah. She likes a lot of Shakespe'''ah'''.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I do like Shakespeare.

'''Chris''': She also enjoys The Tudors, uh, HBO program through Netflix, all about King Henry VIII.

'''Barb''': Oh, Henry VIII. [[Anne Boleyn]], his wife…

'''Catherine''': One of, yeah, one of six.

'''Barb''': Well, she couldn’t produce a boy.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': So he killed her.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': But he drummed up all these excuses that the maids helped him to put together.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. Well he was the king, he could say whatever he wanted about anybody, and they wouldn’t dare say no, it’s not right. So.

'''Barb''': Yeah. He was just a murderer.

'''Catherine''': Mm. A little bit.

'''Barb''': The first, the first Queen Elizabeth was her daughter.

'''Catherine''': Mm hmm.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': That was uh, the last of the Tudors.

'''Barb''': We’re blood kin to them. I suppose we got blood kin to every Wes-, blood Weston in the world.

'''Catherine''': That would be an interesting thing to research, like go through old records and things like that, and actually draw a line and be able to say, this is exactly where that went.

'''Chris''': I still don’t know the missing link between Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn.

'''Catherine''': Well Weston’s not exactly an uncommon name in Britain. I mean it’s not super-common, it’s not like Smith or anything, but there are a lot of people with that name.

'''Barb''': I suppose there are. There are.

'''Chris''': Oh, and I uh…

'''Barb''': You’ve done a lot of important things in the, 400...

'''Catherine''': 400 odd years, yeah, done a lot of things and made a lot of children.

'''Chris''': Oh yeah, in our thinking ahead, I did mention to her that uh, I promised you [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|our first daughter]] would have the middle name Weston.

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': So to continue that tradition. And royalty.

'''Barb''': [?]

'''Catherine''': It does.

'''Barb''': So, you’re part Scottish?

'''Catherine''': Yeah, on my mother’s side. My mom’s Scottish and my dad’s Italian.

'''Barb''': Our biggest [?] combination.

'''Catherine''': It’s an interesting one.

'''Barb''': Yeah, it is.

====Time to go====

'''Dog:''' AROOOOOOO.

'''Chris''': Ah, Snoopy, calm down.

'''Barb''': Calm down. [Laughs]

'''Chris''': Yeah. They’re visiting right now, but I’m thinking she’ll be good more often.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': And y’all can get to know her, and I, they let me sit between them and hug them.

'''Catherine''': Oh that’s nice.

'''Chris''': They’re so sweet like, they’re so sweet like that, in other ways.

'''Barb''': Yeah, they’re good dogs, they really are.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': They’re very, very protective.

'''Catherine''': Beagles usually are. They’re very, they like their families. They like to be very protective of their... Their pack.

'''Al''': Yeah. Well anyway, uh, I, I’m Catie’s ride, and I got some stuff to do, so…

'''Barb''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So probably should be heading out, yeah.

'''Catherine''': Nice meeting you.

'''Barb''': Nice meeting you too.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Barb''': I look forward to seeing you again.

'''Catherine''': Certainly.

'''Al''': Yeah. And that, and this is like, we just went out to eat, and we just dropped in unannounced, and we don’t wanna, yeah we won’t take up too much, too much time. Good meeting you, Mrs. Chandler.

'''Chris''': Partially, partially, partially unannounced, because I had thought about bringing ''her'' over here anyway.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': At least to meet her, and, you know, watch Gigi, but we couldn’t do that, [Catherine sneezes.] cause um, cause your car’s in the shop. Oh bless you.

'''Catherine''': Excuse me. Thank you. I must, I must have caught cold on the plane.

'''Chris''': I hope not.

'''Catherine''': It happens to me every time I fly. You’ve got 200-odd people in one little little tiny plane for about an hour.

'''Barb''': Is it a long flight?

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I have to fly to Chicago, and then catch another flight, so.

'''Chris''': Well cool, I’ll…

'''Barb''': [something about Cole] ...I took him to San Francisco, California when he was about seven years old.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. That’s a long flight. I think that’s about, what is that, five hours?

'''Barb''': I don’t quite remember [?] [Laughs]

'''Catherine''': Yeah, but it’s a long flight.

'''Barb''': It was painful. It was painful.

'''Catherine''': Yeah. You get stuck in an airplane, you get all that air recycled. There’s somebody gets sick, it happens to me all the time.

'''Barb''': Yeah it does.

'''Catherine''': I’ll probably be fine in a few days.

'''Chris''': If not there’s always chicken noodle soup.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, definitely.

'''Chris''': They like chicken noodle soup. They’ve had some! [baby voice] Chicken noodle soup. Wasn’t that good, doggies? Yeah.

'''Barb''': Anything with chicken in it…. Well, we’ll let you go now.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Alright, thank you for, thank you for your hospitality.

'''Al''': Yep. Nice place. Nice place y'all got here, so.

'''Catherine''': [unintelligible] over there.

'''Chris''': OK, well hey, um, Catherine, before you go…

'''Catherine''': Yeah?

'''Chris''': I wanted to let you know: What am I doing in a place like this? Waiting for the most honest, true, and awesome woman to come around in my life.

'''Catherine''': Oh my god, you’re so sweet!

'''Chris''': I’ve had that, I’ve had, I had that in my head for the long time since I’ve…

'''Catherine''': I’ve got to sneeze again. Sorry. No I don't.

'''Chris''': [chuckles]

'''Catherine''': It went back into my forehead.

'''Al''': I hate it when it’s like you’re like 90% ready for sneezing and…

'''Chris''': I’m so glad this is working out very well.

'''Catherine''': Me too. Sorry, we’ve got to get going or I need to, I need to get my things back.

'''Al''': OK.

'''Chris''': OK.

'''Al''': Hey Chris, we’ll both be pretty busy, but you and Catie can talk over the internet and we’ll see if we can work something out.

'''Catherine''': You’ve got my number now, we can text all you like.

'''Chris''': You know where to phone me, yes?

'''Al''': Yeah, we’ll see if we can work something out over the next couple weeks.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Maybe meet up again.

'''Chris''': Yeah. Hopefully, uh, Catie, you know where we are, you can come over yourself if you feel like it.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, well I would let you know, obviously. I wouldn’t just turn up, that would be so rude.

'''Al''': Yeah, OK. Yeah, anyway, yeah, we wouldn’t want to interrupt nothin’. Nothin’ like that.

'''Chris''': Yeah, that’s understandable.

'''Al''': Yeah. OK, well it was nice meet- [audio cuts off]

==External Links==
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16op1Mxtq7rDMXQfI4rEgsmJNSthJHYxH?usp=sharing Download the audio here.]
*[https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1WMhCZkPIdSgBwyOau4qFD8nDUwG1Bnbc?usp=sharing Archive]
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Chris and Jackie's Date

2020-09-20T10:02:06Z

Klop: /* Four */

{{DeadLinks}}
{{Honest}}
[[File:Date.jpg|thumb|300px|A view of where Chris and "Jackie" did the do.]]
{{Quote|If it inspires me... if you really try your hardest... I will drive down to see you and pay for the hotel room myself. You won't have to pay a penny because I know you would have taken care of me in DC if you could have. I want to reward you because I know your heart is in the right place. And if you really, really show me how much it is... ;) I'll make sure you know mine is, too.|[[Jackie]] promises Chris [[hanky-panky]] for this video}}
'''Chris and Jackie's Date''' is a four-video series of a date between Chris (in full [[Tomgirl]] regalia) and [[Jackie]], here represented by a sex doll, leaked on 24 [[February 2012]]. Their romantic date consists of dancing in [[Chris's room]], a trip in [[Son-Chu]] to get some [[McDonald's]], eating it and then making out with the doll in the McDonald's parking lot, and Chris's attempt at re-enacting a viral video in a dressing room at the [[Ruckersville]] [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wRjc2Qg-3Y music video]</s> Dead link</ref>

The videos were originally leaked as ''one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com]'' and ''four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com]'', and data suggests that they were recorded on 11 [[July 2011]]. Throughout the videos, Chris speaks in an even higher pitch than usual, and enunciates in a revoltingly saccharine, babyish manner. Whether this is standard procedure for [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirls]] or some sort of cutesy way of speaking to "Jackie" is unclear.

Background was provided when some [[Jackie E-mails 29|Jackie emails]] were leaked:
{{Quote| want you to get all dolled up on the 4th. And I want you to get one of your blow up dolls and dress it up too- but as me. Print out my picture or draw a picture of my face and put it over their's. Put me in gorgeous clothes so I look every part the proud girlfriend of the hottest Tomgirl in all of Virginia. Show me around town, take me to [[McDonalds]] or Starbucks or the movies. Let's have a ball and strut our stuff! Do my make up and pretend I can do your's! Then I want us to end our romantic evening at McIntire Park, watching the fireworks together under the stars. xoxox :D :D|Jackie}}
==Videos==
===One===

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| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NFj45Zs4lmQ}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.

''[Turns camera to sex doll]'' Even though right now, you're sitting down.
''[Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]''

''[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his [[duck]] has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]''

===Two===

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| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|i7NkpV_Vqzo}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|Dating}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#One|Chris and Jackie's Date 1]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun, you know, in the car-- and sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. Very very good. Yum yum.

''[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video [[Random-access humor|making strange "wacka doo" noises]].]''

===Three===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|CZoylxa3Q8w}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|Dating & [[sex]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Two|Chris and Jackie's Date 2]]
| next = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Four|Chris and Jackie's Date 4]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car, which is parked on his lawn. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]''
Okay, so Jackie and I, we're here at the McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, after-- and we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.

''[Chris gropes the doll and moves it as a child would when making a toy speak and uses a [[sexism|shrill, high pitched voice]] while he [[Chris and reality|pretends Jackie is talking]].]''

''[As Jackie]'' It was really, really tasty, yes it was. And even better...my...my professor here...fed-fed me some of the apples...and I enjoyed that.

''[As himself]'' Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?

''[As Jackie]'' I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.

''[As himself]'' Alright.

''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the'' public parking lot of a McDonald's. ''He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off, and rushes to the camera.]''

God, it's hot out here.

===Four===

[https://streamable.com/3c3bg Can be viewed here.]
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| name = Chris and Jackie's Date 4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KQNhAkRJ6FA}}
| stardate = 11 [[July 2011]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}} {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_and_Jackie%27s_Date#Three|Chris and Jackie's Date 3]]
| next = [[Who's Your Brony?]]
}}

==== Transcript ====

Here we go.

[''Immediately starts humping the sex doll while making high-pitched moaning sounds'']

[''after 10 seconds, he turns the sex doll around into the doggy-style position before it goes off-camera, the blow-up doll going head first into his mold-coated bathtub.]

[''Resumes shrill, sexual moans that sound like a whimpering dog while thrusting the doll's behind.'']

[''Continues moaning suggestively'']

Yeah!

[''Moans some more. He pauses to reach over to something (water):'']

Whoopie! [''tosses water into the air as if "Jackie" climaxes & squirts everywhere.'']

[''Sighs of relief, wipes shirt on face from the [[Chris and Health|intensity]] and to remove Jackie-Pie's "cum" before turning the camera off'']

==References==
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Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams

2020-09-20T09:48:09Z

Klop: /* Transcript */

On 10 [[April 2020]], Chris began '''livestreaming himself reacting''' to the multi-part episode "Red vs Blue" of ''Analysis Anarchy'', an animated series by [[DRWolf]] and the [[TF2 Analysts]] using Team Fortress 2 and [[My Little Pony]]-themed characters.

Chris opted to simply point the camera at himself, lacking the video editing experiences to set up a side-by-side video, and made cartoonish faces overreacting to scenes. He asked for donations and intends to record all six parts.

He promoted the livestream by announcing via Twitter:

{{quotebox|On a different topic, I Will, however, be personally doing a Live Reation Video today, and once every few weeks for the Six-Part Episode of #TF2AnalysisAnarchy. I had seen part one at @BronyCon of ‘19, but that was Months ago. So, it’ll be like going in anew, but mildly familiar.

It will be a Streaming Video, so Donations of multiple Dollars during in Super Chat would be appreciated (reminder: I can’t read the responses or chat while recording). Tune in less than a couple of hours from now.}}

A fan called him out for requesting donations during the COVID-19 pandemic, to which Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|Did I say it was Mandatory? I could spout back at you for spouting hatred at me when you, yourself, supposedly demote and oppose hatred and bullying. I do not care for such negative Trolling.}}

==Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1==
Ironically, his first stream was deemed to be for children by [[YouTube]], thus locking his superchat and in turn him from donations.
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| name = Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1=&v=0S-_D5kjR9s}}
| stardate = 10 [[April 2020]]
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| saga =
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[Sonic Rebuilt]]
| next = [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]]
}}

===Description===
You can watch the RvB video on [[DrWolf]]’s channel at https://youtu.be/5EIGUm_LAtw

===Transcript===
[''hops onto his bed and sighs; his voice is obscured by fans or some furnace running loudly in the background''] Hey everybody, this is...Chris-Chan Sonichu, comin' to you live from home, in a little bit we will be streaming a lo-lovely video! This is a reaction video to...''Red vs. Blue'', part 1. So, hope you all are as esited as I am to...be checkin' this out, if you...now--I wan--and if you're...obviously...vide--I don't have video, uh--video opportunity or options right now. [''long awkward pause; his last sentence is repeated briefly on his computer''] So, yeah. Workin' on...details and...stuff. Ah, pfft. I don't really...see the channel on this thing.....oh, I get a sound. [''speaks intelligibly and talks in Spanish, then another pause''] Where's the option for...? "More options"...comments [?].....you're not givin' me an option! Ah, dammit. Ah, well anyway, uh, essentially, I guess, regardless of comments, but, if y'all wanna watch this video at a later time after its premiere, which will be in a coupla minutes...y'all can do that on your own accord, but I'll tell you that you're just gonna see me.....and I have Rosee right here-Rosee Rosechu right here sittin' next to me... [''smiles and points to the left as if he were in an '80s sitcom opening''] oh, and Magi-Chan's sittin' right here. Hey, man! Hey, Heavy[?]. Aight, so anyway, I'm gonna be watchin' this video, so...I do this also in response to...Dr. Wolf's earlier video where, he wanted reactions to it, so...this'll be the first one I do this se-series sev-6.

[''pauses and does something with camera''] I just...put a...little commentary in the chat here.........so yeah, anyway, beginning shortly, Analysis Anarchy, Red vs. Blue Part 1. Ah, and you know what, I'll take my [[glasses]] off so you can actually see my reactions. 'Cause I don't know how well they'd do with the glasses reflecting light in my eyes. [?] so it's not getting in mah way...very shortly, [''does a fake fanfare''] So yeah, not reading your...commentary or anythi--if--if--am not able to enable that at this point, so...oh well, it is what it is. Y'all gettin' to see live reactions! Note that I have previously seen this...at BronyCon, ''months ago'', so I pretty much forgot--'''HEY! I'M RECORDING!''' Not right now, [[Barbara]]! [''stress sigh''] Sorry, I don't like being interrupted, especially since [''breaks into falsetto''] this is the beginning! This is FUN! Uh, live video STREAM! Yee! Ah, here's the thing! [''the YouTube premiere countdown music plays''] Okay. Alright, two minute now...two minutes. Agh. [''fiddles with the camera and wipes his brow''] At least the music is always nice when you...[?]

{{Transcript}}

==TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]], Chris brings along an imaginary [[Rosechu_(character)|Rosechu]].
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| name = TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LqpYXtPvPok}}
| stardate = 15 [[May 2020]]
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| saga =
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

Ah hey everybody there's a site you live
coming from this house once again and
today we're doing a live stream of
analysis anarchy part two my live
reactions to the video yeah just kind of
like you're doing some [unintelligible] yeah so
make sure everything's set up is my
first time using the laptop. First time
using the laptop for our streaming at
this point.
Um so try so I don't know how to do
screen on screen in this thing but at
least I'm able to see the video still
and y'all should be able to hear it loud
enough
[Music]
yeah anyways so yeah I'm doing exclaiming
I'm just like a finger it's time to kill
something allow me for the option of us
application hmm
they don't not don't know how this thing
works anyway so there's that I did that
just put coming in on me
I'm dr. wolf strain so now I wait for
the video the 81 minutes
no just something on the phone I'm topic
dead I know I mean but yeah by being
early bird type of individual and I
don't know that's new to me this video
using a laptop for this I'm this is the
first time using this laptop for this
type of thing but at least the camera
does work microphone works she's
upstairs Barbara is upstairs okay
kill time just flow into comments
yeah well you're too loud
she's upstairs alright stop asking about
Barbara this is a reaction video for tf2
Mouse's anarchie red versus blue part 2
and we starting very shortly at least I
have a little time to do this alright
yeah Thank You
vanderrocks Oh point our super chat
thank you
at least well there you go that's the
first time this body gets to see some of
your comments so yeah last month when we
were when I reacted while watching part
1 it allows me last month
it's aren't you yeah yeah we like to
psych movie it's really good
almost time it's progress the merge
continues to be in progress
everything is happening only fast my
dear - I guess at least yeah I'm back on
the tf2 window so no longer reading your
comments sorry hey Lise y'all get to get
the pleasure - they seem to the
perspective of the laptop camera this
time
[Music]
eight seven six five four three two one
Sheldon honey
[Music]
so earbuds won't fit seriously
technology is so bigoted sometimes DSi
and they had cable and penis I'm sorry
you want to repeat that nothing nothing
creatures repent hey sweetie are you
sure it's a good idea to bring me along
I mean I been with you guys for that
long and we really haven't any boys my
cookies hunters reunion
Oh will eggs ninja I want in here the
professional atmosphere the sneak on
have fun and you'll be fine
[Music]
greetings you good sir thanks for your
request I have gathered our greatest
mercenaries and we stand ready to
fulfill the most dangerous missions and
open up vocations how many we be of
service today gracious employer you know
I'm surprised but this is just perfect
casting focus please so how can we help
you today mr. um please just call me
blue man red man will do just fine here
for this one I triple dog I was just
offering you a biscuit
yeah I may be an idiot but I'm not
stupid
this guy works for the company that
makes all those stupid robots if little
toys trying to kill all of us what that
was him are you certain mr. Boies 100%
or my name is
snuffleupagus manga some extent this my
company does manufacture those robots we
didn't use to but one of our lower
managers the director made a non
unintentional joint operation with a
competing company that actually made the
robots we didn't really have a saying
what he was using the robots for so we
kinda overlooked it but rest assured we
open bug on this little operation
so even bother you lot anymore it seems
to be time the truth Jasper so I think
Boston now so put the gun away from now
[Music]
wait a minute you there from the suit
the suit yes Billy what's dr. Cobb well
since you want we're the only ones
available I expect nothing but the best
from you I have a very difficult mission
in mind and honestly if you can get
halfway through this one in one piece
I'm certain there will be nothing but
with the opposition well thank you your
confidence in us is overwhelming I'm
glad you asked here is retard Josh hi
guys
oh there was an incident I wouldn't
underestimate the power of Disney if I
were you hey don't see there's
advertising I mean somebody's got to pay
for this flop and movie to happen full
details know is it's personal nothing
personnel you a position in bronies
react totally my purview even though I
don't edit the videos what is that is a
good thing is it for you it's a good
thing when they buddies react to
whatever like us we're reacting to this
video right now already
oh yeah does this mean you might
actually kill your teammates this time
[Music]
smirks ela smirks I foresee them going
to get each other this both teams
[Music]
[Applause]
drug is always a NY
[Music]
up here we go make the middle it's gone
what are you guys doing here to be
continued yep continue absolutely been
waiting for next week next month next
month battle or discussions your choice
to keep it whatever but yeah yeah why
reaction from the left up birthday so
thank you all for watching in chop it up
it's they say

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3==
Continuing his act of pretending to be [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]]. [[Barb]] makes a brief "proof-of-life" appearance.
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| previous = [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]]
| next = [[Chris's Last Will and Testament]]
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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
hello everybody this is sonichu in moms body coming to you live from home once again

and we're about to watch we're going to be watching red blues

versus blue part three in just a few minutes

about ten minutes and fortunately i'll

be able to do a little video on video

on this ipad about sugars like that one

side of it i would look at all these

stickers huh

that's fun and that's what you see

what's propped up for what's

ghost and what's on the bottom i mean

look at how i look like a yearbook or something

anyway i gonna leeway and enough

from edge on my right leg in order to do this

so

i do believe this will work for picture and pitcher again this the video and audio from the actual video

that we played on

the laptop right here might not sync up

with what's shown

on the ipad here and this is your basic 32 gig ipad pro 7th gen

i'll eventually get a higher capacity model

let me go to wi-fi not 3g

but it works well for 1e4 basically so

it's good for what came out trump's wallet that's all i'm going to say about that

anyway so i'm just showing it throwing and

waiting for the show to start be another

eight minutes or so of six minutes

yes it's the minute and a half yada yada

uh cochleario complete elisha

there you go there's your shout out

barbara's doing good

she's in good health and i'm in good

house as you can see

you're speaking with sonichus sonichu

i'm zapping it up right here

Barbara's not coming downstairs anytime soon today so chillax on that

i'm reading some of this

and they all go by so fast hello

possibly

possibly responsible for the civil unrest

she's upstairs barbra weston chandler

is upstairs all right

she is alive and well stop asking about her

she's right here hi rosie

rosie's right here

she's not dead shut up

barbara's upstairs she's not going downstairs so

chill out on that asking about barbara

fine hey barb

hey barb

she's right upstairs everybody wants to

see you everybody wants to see you

just come down there say hello

[Music]

hey barb do me a favor would you come

downstairs for a minute please because

you couldn't hear me up the stairs from here

so i use the backup option

yeah you'll see here shortly all right

hey barb come here come here

i'm on a live video stream and people want to see you so just

come over here sit right here

there say hello to the world hello to the world

there's barbara see she's alive and well

give him some give him some wisdom oh

take care of your money don't make foolish investments

um anything else that's not financial

no not at all all right

how are you feeling i feel great

good

boy everybody's just all right you can

go back upstairs

thank you barb you're welcome see you later

there is everybody happy now do you believe me

she's not a robot shut up

anymore now let me get this stream up

that didn't have warning they'll be coming up shortly

it was 60 second warning but then that comes up to the

minute and a half thing

i can finally put down screen on full screen here

as soon as that thing comes up

somebody said 30 seconds on their live chat

red blue yellow green see what i mean

get that man and a half blurb is going to begin shortly

put your eliara in in the pony in our super forms

who wants to take a bite out of that gingerbread hug of too much goodness me

i begin to think shortly so i can go full screen on the ipad

a thing is happening

um

[Music]

hmm uh

it's not the best i have this

all right that's better now i can see it

everybody can see that

[Music]

right there

[Music]

all right

[Music]

the conflict begins oh

no

well this is awkward yes what are you

doing here

i'm pretty sure we told you all to stay put

well i took an initiative and made an executive decision

i'll show you that we're more than

capable of effective teamwork

wait i'll show you well i'm sure your

teamwork is going swimmingly

oh shut up ninja you haven't been here long

valid enough the newbie

yeah you're not as experienced as i am

giving

or receiving hey

what is your guy's mission anyway we're

going to roast some probably named blue

well shoot oh shoot

hold your fire

great now look what your team did my team

i got this

there's no way you're gonna let this

stand right

the red team is being completely

unreasonable

and the blue team needs to realize that we were here first

so what if you were here first we had

better storylines

i'm sorry would you mind rephrasing that

[Music]

i think you need to do something i'm

getting ready

[Music]

this makes sense

[Music]

it catches

[Music]

i need to figure this out

over stupid reasons here no one can get on each other's nerves but is that

really an excuse to come to blows like this

especially considering most of us have super forms we don't fully understand

i don't know about you but i prefer not

to turn this into x-men 3.

did he say x-men that actually sounds kind of cool

[Music]

what

forever chaos

what have i done ow

what have you done you did what you always do

yell the problem expecting it to

brandy you should have listened to me

i told you something wasn't right but no you ignored it

you ignore it boys

90 of what you say should never be taken seriously

if you just listen to us and stay punched

[Music]

i know we analyze all

i do my brand you really do

i do what i'm letting you supposed to do

i tried to lead and keep my team safe during matches

to keep our friends safe but when can I do that with every time every moment

you take that away from me they listen to you they follow

[Music]

where did everybody go

where did everybody go good question

let's find out

maddie lying in the box health mode

don't fail me now dead shot sniper

[Music]

lines of truth it reveals hidden objects and enemies

right have you never played ocarina of time

nope i was too busy upping my arsenal

and the mirror shield reflects any kind of element though

okay what i need

[Applause]

how about we try something new

son of the mask yes i haven't seen that cosmetics before where'd you get it

just on the holy altar in the mouth of carterus

tartarus

here he goes

i'm sorry i didn't mean to set you up

like that but come on

it's not like i said

[Applause]

why did you put it on

adequate timing he puts it on now where

he just lands face first into it

[Music]

um

yes yes it is

i lose

i don't know she don't know it's not her

memory right now

[Music]

oh i don't need any encouragement ellie

i'm already feeling the happiest i could ever be and i'm

[Music]

so we can all get back to being friends

that is an absolutely splendid idea

although why don't we go and help the

red team with some sucking therapy

before someone gets hurt

then let me go and help the blue team

i'd love to ellie but i'm sure my

bestest of the best hugs will be more

good than your touch of scent

actually i agree with ellie sounds better so uh

are we supposed to be fighting each other i don't

feel like fighting we've barely even had a proper conversation together

yeah i get the sense that spidey pyro

doesn't really work in my match-up

probably but what else is a spy and

a pirate supposed to oh

hey do you want to go play video games

why would a spy and pyro fight make you

want to suddenly go play video games

got any other ideas

i am sensing a dark presence

[Music]

[Music]

hi newest voice in my head hey

i'm trapped in the sword sweetie please get me out

yeah sorry man i would rather not get involved in some cursed sword business

[Music]

draining

delicious

[Music]

oh

jasper take out your power coin

one day can't the universe just

[Music]

there's a reason i'm the headliner for a tv tropes page

why just this morning i tripped down the stairs into a box of oversized bear traps

they'll ask me why i had those skinned into an unexpected oil slick

laying his face first on a cat distance somehow grew overnight

fell off my window into a car full of sandpaper

oh

[Music]

don't argue with an idiot he will drag

you down to his level

and beat you with experience

[Music]

oh

[Music]

i shall now take this opportunity

hey that's gotta hurt

perfect timing

angry birds

[Music]

is

i am your enemy

oh yeah that that is the thing

very well all are connor bounds in the

[Music]

you expect such a pitiful weapon to harm me

[Music]

you forgot what this dagger is

[Music]

it's a dragonzord

oh

beneath the ocean for over two decades

oh

[Music]

for this day at least you are the

greater punching bag

i shall leave you alive which is the

coolest statement

[Music]

so y'all better hold on to your nut now

sweetheart

because this is

[Applause]

[Music]

nothing like a fresh paint job on your hot rod am i right

[Music]

good night everybody

[Music]

now what i'm happy again i received my

is

[Music]

i meant what you said to me earlier today

what are

[Music]

ah don't worry about me i didn't get

both teams to stop fighting and listen with my impressionable points

after all that's what makes me the best

announcer ever

by the way if anybody questions how i

knew that all of you will be here

you know like the other time you try to intervene

what is beautiful

[Music]

i shall take you to my tower

is

[Music]

for the rest of my life hey

man did i get one of those

are you sure about that yes i'm sure

absolutely

[Music]

what in the name of princess big mac has

gone into him

he's obviously possessed by a demon you must exercise him

a demon you mean like

a yoma

well there's only one way to purify yuma

wait no no no no

[Music]

please kill me so

much

i must

why don't i have automatic z targeting

oh come on isn't your very supposed to

help you out with that

oh

[Music]

all right that's fair however unlike you

i managed to bring all of my equipment

and what is that supposed to do oh it

could do a lot

fight surveillance hack electronics

hostess

and it's a gun that shoots guns

well as the saying goes turnabout is

fair play

so uh

in tartarus then keeper develops her own

uber form right when despite junior

suddenly threatens cooldown

but that would mean someone must have

been sitting all of this up behind the

scenes

hello doctor

how convenient that you managed to

figure all this out right in the midst

of your precious mercenaries tearing

each other apart

and that you'd come back here all by

yourself

so this talk show

[Music]

to be continued

and that was tf2 analysis on our key

part three

and depending on the quality of

the thing between there and here and oh

my gosh that sun is reflected off the

forehead and isn't it

i need to put the current back over

again or something anyway

good thing this timeline's going to change

i am beside you within christine's body

thank you all for watching and have an awesome japan day

zap it up to the extreme

==Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 4, plus a few thoughts.==

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===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}
Chris: [sigh] Hey everybody, Sonichu here, coming to you live from home once again for. . . another- t- another mo- another. . . stream video! Where we're gonna respond to. . . [sign] Analysis Anarchy part 4. It's pretty much- a lot- a bit of away right now, so. . . everybody just relax, we're all good. I'll probably offer some thoughts along the way, just, you know, randomly, whatever, yada yada yada.
[whispering and in reference to Analysis Anarchy part 4 YouTube premier] Let's give it a moment.

[long pause while looking at screen] So, yeah. I gotta. . . do the thing- thing. Also setting up right now. [mumbling about tech stuff].

[in reference to livestream view count] 220. I already have 220. How do I have 220. Just- wow, that is a lot. That is a lot!

[more mumbling]. Keyboard. [bring over wireless keyboard from side of bed].

[mumbling].

And all the- and all donations. . . to the superchat are greatly appreciated, so. . . thank you. Do do do do do do. . . [strokes hair] I showered a little while ago, so that's why- looks like the hair is a little wet. That's why.
[whispering] and so. [sigh]. [taps side of head repeatedly]. [mumbles]. [puts finger to temple] Alright. . . I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. [sigh].

[reading chat].

[shouting out name in chat] Fielez Compagnos Eduardo! There you go. That's a random thing. You actually made it through.

[reading chat].

Um. . . [mumbling]. Well someone's doing the thing. [strokes hair and sighs]. Why is everybody going on with the "NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW" meme? Oh well. [phhh]. What am I doing. . .

Oh well, anyway, guess general thoughts [takes off glasses] and processes. . . well. . . [puts on glasses]. Yeah, I need my glasses. So I can read or. . . Still waiting for my mod, my mod guy. Anyway- uhh, so, yeah.

[taps side of head] Still Sonichu here! Ehhh, it's not- Chris- it's not your Chris- it's not your Chris-Chan- it's me, Sonichu, the prime of the species. Yep. Hello. Hello. So. . . [sigh]. [puts left hand to temple and furrows brow, sighing] I- on my mind- too much on my mind, [unfurrows brow] I mean, this this is the show where you learn- where pretty much. . . [lowers left hand from temple and raises right hand up] you have so- [raises left hand and places both hands on respective temples] you have SO MUCH ON YOUR MIND. . . you can have so much on your mind, and you're constantly- and things and processes- yet AT THE SAME TIME. . . [arms fall] there's nothing on your mind. . . [sigh] It's an oxymoron. Eeaaaah.

[babbles and raises hands to side of head, rubbing skull]- it's hard to think for myself.

[more mumbling and head-rubbing].

[typing].

[mumbling]- doing a thing, doing a thing. [sigh].

[in reference to settings] I feel like I need to have that on now.

[pfffff] Okay.

[sigh] Well, aside from that, I did have another thought to discuss- just, pretty much- um, general way of- you know, responded to. . . I mean I've done my visual reactions to all three of the previous parts- to Red Versus Blue. . . and y'all s- and y'all are witness to me having literally- go in time. . . to their speech more or less, because. . . I literally have seen it all before. [taps side of head] this bod- is mine, this brain, this body- it all has, cause, you know [sigh] multiple timelines and such, I mean what's left of this timeline- I'm still doing- I'm still putting- [raises and lowers arms] so, I'm here. Doing this thing.

[readjusts stuffed My Little Pony doll near head of bed] I'll just pull Night Star, just for the hell of it.

And- um. . . yeah. Mmm. So yeah. I've done the reaction videos personally for the past three videos, and- uh, when. . . I mean, not to be- sounding like a complainy-pants or anything, but. . . [blows air]. . . I mean, of all the people that- you know, the- and listen, I'm not gonna drop any names, cause, you know who they are, they knew who they are, and they know who their- they know- the wh- those that've been good, they're- st- they know who they are, those who have been moderate or neutral, they know who they are, and those who have been. . . trollish, they know who they are- they know who they are. It's just- throwin' it out there, but still, I mean, I just feel like. . . egh, I give 'em this good content! Aaand they're not e- they're not even givin' me- givin' it an honorable mention. I mean I've. . . done this on behalf of [taps top of head] Mama Chris-Chan- on her behalf! And. . . [eyes widen before going back to normal] what- I mean I'm still gonna do it for the remaining three parts- counting this one. . . but I'm like, "Hey, guys, guys, analysts, come on. . ." [readjusts self on bed] [points to his right, indicating [[Rosechu]]] You're seeing Rosie right here- right here, right here- she's right here sittin' next to me [there is no Rosechu of any form sitting next to Chris]. And, you see me- like, you know, taltin- talkin' the lines in sync. . . so. . . I mean, that's good- I mean, that is more than enough good stuff for you even if- [waves hands about] regardless of the fact that, you know. . . it's all true. You know that. Everybody knows it. I know it, I feel it, everybody feels it. . . Speaking of which, [points up with right hand pointer finger] you can see my- you can see the aura through this video- just- and everything else- and. . . you're psychic, and you're awesome [gives thumbs up to camera].

But aside from that, I just feel like, [brushes hair] you know, go ahead and give me [waves hand about, gesturing towards self]. . . you know, at least- ONCE? Within the remaining three parts of. . . where they just [waves hands about, trying to find the word 'compilation'] do the [[Speech Impediment|compamation]] of fan's reactions- I mean- I mean. . . [voicecrack] they've also- I mean, those- the analysts, they have. . . pretty much more or less [points to self] they met Mama at the past few [[BronyCon]]s. . . aaand she knows- I know- that. . . she hasn't been a watcher of An- Analysts Anarchy. . . f- f- she wasn't aware of it that much until, like, 2017. . . and she wasn't playing TF2 at the time- but yeah, she's played many games- many games before, including FPSs, so. . . [holds palm open in air] yeah, that's a thing. [angry] But still- STILL. . . she's enjoyed THE SERIES. The entirety of the series MORE THAN ONCE! She's FINISHED IT more than once. . . [takes a long pause and calms down some] So. . . yeah, pretty much. And. . . [holds hands palm-up aloft in air and drops them]. Ahh. Could do with at least an honorable mention, guys- you know- I mean, WHAT? Is Chris-Chan [points to self]. . . [uses pointing hand for exasperated gestures] too famous. . . Have you all feel like- you know, "Hey, if we talk about Chris-Chan, theeennn. . . WE'RE GONNA GET TROLLED!" THAT'S NOT GONNA BE THE CASE! Cause, you know, everybody- EEEEVERYBOOOODY GET'S TROLLED! [slams hands on bed]. And the way you handle it- just says- Mama has told you all- and has personally experienced- [repeatedly slamming hand down with each utterance of the word 'time'] TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN. . . [long sigh] [in a high pitched voice] '''just ignore the trolls, ignore the bullies, ignore the comments!''' Come on! And just because. . . [pointing to self] she's famous. . . doesn't mean y'all have to be scared. . . Okay? It doesn't mean you all have to be scared of. . . [brushes hair back] being associated- scared of mentioning. . . her name, scared of, you know, being like, "Hey, le-" let's forget about- talk about Sonichus and Rosechus- DON'T BE SCARED! She's- [point to head] she was here- she's. . . a b- she's a fan, I'm a fan, Rosie's a fan. . . [holds hand up and counts on fingers] [[Roberta]], Christine, and Sarah- they're all fans too. We like the Analysis Anarchy series. It's a good show.

[sigh] But anyway, aside from that. . .

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[[Category:YouTube screencaps]]

[[Category:Userpage]]

[[Category:Facebook]]

[[Category:Crafts]] - crafts chris has made (amiibos, medallions)

[[Category:Accessories]] - medallions, rocks, rings, sunglasses etc

[[Category:Sales]] - for any sales listing (ebay, lulu, cwcvilleshopping whatever
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== Klop ==
{{FormerJerkop}}

Was known as [[Lainchu]] the Chronicler.

Found Chris while searching for Holding out for a hero.
Did stuff here and created the cwcki discord server.

[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|My ex fursona]]

==Contact==
Contact me on kiwi farms - kolp1607

== Sandboxes ==
[[User:Klop/Sandbox|My sandbox, feel free to edit]]

[[User:Klop/sandbox2|My other sandbox]]

[[User:Klop/sandbox3|yes 3 sandboxes]]

[[User:AAE/Chris and his personality]]

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== Klop ==
{{Jerkop}}

Also known as [[Lainchu]] the Chronicler.

Found Chris while searching for Holding out for a hero.
Did stuff here and created the cwcki discord server.

[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|My fursona]]

==Contact==
Contact me on kiwi farms - kolp1607 or the discord where my name is klop - Lainchu

== Sandboxes ==
[[User:Klop/Sandbox|My sandbox, feel free to edit]]

[[User:Klop/sandbox2|My other sandbox]]

[[User:Klop/sandbox3|yes 3 sandboxes]]

[[User:AAE/Chris and his personality]]

Discord

2020-08-26T12:12:25Z

Klop: /* Q&A with The Watchmen */

:''This article is about the chat app. For the imaginary friend from My Little Pony, see [[Imaginary friends#Discord|Imaginary friends]].''

:''For the CWCki's Discord server [https://discord.gg/b5GU9cz click here]''

'''Discord''' is a chat messaging service Chris has used since at least 2018.
==Groups==
===Idea Guys===
The [[Idea Guys]] used Discord to chat with Chris, role-playing as various fictional characters to him, who believed he was chatting directly with those characters. An unknown number of chats took place; after the Idea Guys were ousted, the [[Guard Dogs]] later leaked two such chats - [[The Bad Beginning]] and [[Cryzel Torture]].

===Fantasy enablers===
Chris joined ViviChu's server in September 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-2018-chris-joins-a-fans-discord.47701/</ref> and [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s in July 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5079360</ref>. Ben Saint invited Chris to his Discord in [[September 2019]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5371310</ref>. Chris joined the '''arbitarch cwc alliance'''[''sic''] Discord server, run by [[enablers]] such as [[AquaDiamond8]], in fall 2019.

The bulk of the chats center on Chris [[role-play]]ing with the enablers feeding into his fantasies.

It is also worth mentioning that, while it may seem tempting to join the "arbitarch" server out of curiosity, several people on Twitter have commented on Chris's posts about it, revealing some troubling aspects of the server; not only are the admins and mods [[CWCville Mayoral Office|notoriously power-hungry and dictatorial]], but in order to take part, users must 'verify' their Discord accounts through a rather shady bot which requests access to user data, including any other servers the user is a member of.

===ProjectSNT===
In [[January 2020]], Chris paid to join [[ProjectSNT]]'s Discord group, in an apparent attempt to get his foot in the door after she had given him the cold shoulder over Twitter in response to a tantrum he threw over her redesign of one of his characters.

===Official CWCki Server===
On 10 [[August 2020]], Chris joined the Official CWCki Server after being convinced to do so by a gatekeeper. He has since made two public addresses to the server members [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|(as Sonichu)]], the first informing everyone that he and Barb are safe and healthy, and the second vaguely alluding to his plan to [[COVID-19#Stopping_the_pandemic|travel back in time and prevent the COVID-19 pandemic from ever happening.]] Through the gatekeeper, Chris also answered several questions asked by users.

Chris was banned from the server on 14 August. Before doing so, a moderator released a public statement explaining their rationale:

{{quote|In the last few days lots have happend [sic] in this server. Chris has joined this place for starters. This was met with mixed reception. The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies. And due to this it has been decided to give Chris his own server where he may do as he pleases.|A server [[User:Klop|Jerkhief]]}}

An invite link to the referenced server was posted below the message, but setup was unfinished and Chris had not yet joined, and the link was quickly removed once the server became infested with [[weens]].

===cwc frens===
A server created by the founder of the Official CWCki Server, and currently run by a [[Watchman]]. It was originally designed to be a place for Chris to address his onlookers directly (since the CWCki Server had been deemed inappropriate for that purpose). The link was posted prematurely on the CWCki Server after Chris's banning, resulting in an invasion of [[weens]]. Moderators were quick to take control, and revamp the server so that spamming would be reduced.

Chris joined sometime during this period of chaos, and has since posted occasionally. A mailbag channel was created, where users could submit questions, and a Watchman would sort through them before privately delivering the appropriate ones to Chris.

===The Watchmen's Place===
The [[Watchmen]] are a group of [[enablers]] who also seek to protect Chris from malicious actors. Chris joined their Discord group. A [[:Category:2020 Discord leaks|large amount of chats]] from it were leaked by the Watchmen in summer 2020. Chris has also done [[22 August 2020 Q&A|a Q&A with a CWCki editor]] in the group.

==Discord selfies==
To provide proof of his Discord account's legitimacy, Chris takes poorly-photographed selfies to post in the servers upon entering.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC Discord1.jpg|For Vivichu's Discord, September 2018.
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 2.jpg
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 3.jpg
File:Chris-Chan-Discord July 2019.jpg|For [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s Discord, July 2019.
File:ChrisonDiscordSeptember2019.jpg|For [[Ben Saint]]'s Discord, September 2019.
File:September 2019 Discord selfie2.jpg
File:Children of Kefentse Discord selfie.jpg|For [[TSSSF|Children of Kefentse]] Discord, October 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|For the VoidZine server, [[March 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==Names and avatars==
Chris has occasionally changed his name and avatar.

<center><gallery>
File:Chris joins SNT's Server.png|Original "ChrisChanSonichu" name and avatar.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Changed to reflect his belief that [[Magi-Chan]] had [[possessed]] him in [[August 2019]].
File:Sonichu982-9390.png|Changed to Sonichu theme during [[April 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==Select quotes==
Screenshots of Chris's messages have been leaked. Highlights are quoted below.

===Barbara's trip to the ER===
19 October 2019, Midnight Moonflower's server

{{quotebox|I'm faring okay. I've been feeling a LOT of psychic senses going off and on all day today while being out on errand and grocery shopping. Also, my [[mom]] had a bit of high blood pressure and asked me to drive her to the ER; they found nothing wrong with her It is likely a combination of stress and the incoming magic energies from [[C-197]].}}

===Possible MLP cons===
27 October 2019, [[TSSSF|Children of Kefentse]] server

''Only Chris's side of the conversation was archived. Unbeknownst to him, Seaquestria Fest has him on a preemptive [[ban]] list.''

{{quotebox|Still a remainder of basic Ship cards to figure out to match the number in the Core deck Perhaps I may play with you at BABSCon.

At least I am mostly set for the event and travel planning,

I'll check out Trotcon; perhaps I can fit that in as well. At least there is plenty of time until 2020

There's also AirBnB.

What is the name of the new Maryland Convention?

That's in California

Seaquestria Fest

https://www.seaquestriafest.com/}}

===Body-swapped with Tri===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I had [[body-swap]]ped with Tri Sonichu to work on a number of planned setups for getting Magi-Chan back into [[1218]] and/or myself, fully, into [[C-197]]. 1 had to swap back with Tri earlier today, because his aura, And his body, have just become fully chakra-balanced and overpowered; he is Rainbow Aura too, now.

So, for this total sync-up for himself, he needed to be fully together again. And I helped him get there with my abilities, and pre-existing Rainbow Aura of my own I will tell you this: The [[Rokat]] and [[Kidasuna]] really do have such a crazy slavery problem. After experiencing it first-hand, personally, under Magi-Chan and Tri's temp job in the VR Simulator that allows their avatar to go between dimensions. The co-workers I was working with were toughened, yet they all were simply Just Soo Tired of not only being Slaves, but for not getting paid for their work. They only get paid in nourishment and rest during their breaks in between shifts. It is simply horrific.}}

===Complicated view of Jacob Sockness===
''Note: the "interview of Jacob" Chris mentions is an interview by GiBi, seen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhV7At8N4x4 here], in which Sockness discusses his demonic fantasies.''

26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server
{{quotebox|I am emotionally still caring of Jacob, and remain aware of his future self-sacrifice, but I will not have to be in too-close contact with him anymore,

I sense the Interview of Jacob, that we've been hearing about lately, is possibly falsified, but it still woke me out of the infatuation I had, in mind, body and soul.

I still have yet to read the transcript of that interview.

As [[AquaDiamond8|Aqua and Val]] had put it, he was a messenger of kidasuna, and he didn't know everything, yet he knew a lot with the help of Michiro. So, we've been putting up with him in the selected fated events in order to learn and attain what we needed to proceed further}}

===Dimensional hot dog===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I can actually manifest what comes to mind in the [[C-197]] side, including recently, where I was curious how a fried hot dog wiener would taste like, I manifested it into my hand, appearing only in C-197 and in my view. I was able to taste it and feel it's texture fully. It's not bad an idea, but still a fattening one that I would not pursue constantly.

I literally took a bite out of that hot dog.}}

===Fragments of Chris's soul===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I've been focusing my energies and soul Everywhere, and in down time, focusing it in simpler tasks, including making the TSSSF cards.

My soul literally gets force-projected multiple times, divided, simultaneously, and so forth to Help As Many Individuals As Possible from pains and stresses and towards positive events.

One percent goes to help a mountain climber survive

One percent plays Guardian Angel to someone else

One Percent helps a child with their test

That is the way it has been with me for YEARS.}}

===Chris has a paypig===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

A member asked Chris about how his financial situation was going.

{{quotebox|Fair, can get better. Strictly Confidential, I have a Very Generous Donor who donates greatly and consistently during the months.}}

===BABScon plans===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|Anyway, I have my badge, and a room reserved in the building the convention is in. I will still need to plan the train trip and remaining details, but so far, it is going good (not counting Jacob at all).}}

===Still desperate for the Dimensional Merge===

29 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I am not fully knowing of the final instance and moment in detail, but it is very soon. Someone on Twitter commented possibly February of 2020, but we are very optimistic it will be long before then. The [[Dimension Merge]] completion. As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.}}

===Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years===

29 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|And dying is not happening with me; I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years. Anyway I pray every night that I wake up the next day fully in C-197, also transformed into my Sonichu form. And snapping my fingers after the prayer does send my body a tingling in the frequency vibrations.}}

===Chris's day-to-day life===

29 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking and bursts of Fast running speed on impulse. My typical walking pace is comparable to that of a speed-walker, and yet I'm not speed-walking, and I don't get tired out.

Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).}}

===<s>Chris</s> Sonichu addresses Official CWCki Server===

10 August 2020, Official CWCki Server

{{quotebox|Hello, @everyone. It is I, Sonichu. Some details are consciously uncertain to me at the moment, but all will become more clear and I will able to share more with all of you.

Meanwhile, listen well to @Lainchu (klop), Val and Bismuth as they will brief everyone on here soon with some of the details you all need to know of the events to come, and the events so far and present .

Regardless, I continue to be safe, healthy and well, and so are Barbara and everyone else here. You all need not fret, and I am most humbled and grateful for all of you being in service out of kindness and loyalty, regardless of trolling status and levels.

I will speak again on here later. That is all for now. Thank you. ⚡⚡⚡}}

===Time Traveling===

12 August 2020, Official CWCki Server

{{quotebox|Hello, @everyone. I have something to tell all of you: in regard to everything that has happened and are happening in regard to not only the Dimension Merge, but also in that I am to get this body into C-197 and to Cwcville, and the greater details beyond that that involve me going back in time and undoing this pandemic from ever happening. I wish to make it very direct and clear that this is very sincere and serious, and when talking with me about it, it is not at all to be in humoring anyone. And I am very well aware of the percentage of those who think it a joke when it clearly is not at all. In other words, to talk with me means to talk with sincerity and full acceptance of the situations. I will not accept or tolerate [[Welfare|Neet]] behaviour, or any disingenuous mentality and intentions.}}

{{quotebox|[[Messiah complex|I pray to Chris Chan]] that I have made myself clear to all of you.}}

{{quotebox|That is all for now. Thank you}}

===Answering Mailbag in CWCki Server===

On 13 August 2020, Chris ([[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|as Sonichu]]) answered some questions that were posted on the server through a Watchman, seeming to treat it like a mailbag. Notably, Chris offered more information than users asked for, and answered some questions that weren't there. Chris's answers are in yellow, and questions are in orange.

{{quoteboxorange|I know it's not likely that CWC will answer me but I would love to know what each of these sonichus/rosechus (Sonichu,Rosechu,Blake,Wild,Magichan,Bubbles, Angelica and Punchies) favourite animals are and what kind of natural (non man-made) environment punchy feels most at home in}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Weirdly worded, but I get it.

I take it they're asking of animals that are existent in this dimension, and not other Pokemon, Digimon, or what they consider to be a

"Fictional Character"?

But I get it, and I shall answer it.

Angelica likes eagles.

Blake likes big rats (preferably those that aren't hanging out in dumps and sewers).

Wild likes monkeys and apes.

Bubbles likes elephants and dolphins.

Punchy likes kangaroos.

Rosey likes rabbits.

Magi-Chan likes mongoose.

And I like rabbits, too.

Punchy feels comfortable and most at home in quiet places with nature sounds, or a dojo or temple by a forest (that is when he is not at home

binging anime or whatever comedy show is on TV.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Can sonichu only make yellow lightning? or is he able to make different colored lightning?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I can make white, yellow and even blue lightning; Mama tends to default to colouring any lightning she draws yellow, regardless.

I am not a big fan of Magikarp or Gyarados (I still have my PTSD moment from that time I almost drowned in the lake).

At least the Mega Gyarados doesn't come a knocking in my dreams too often these days.

That's a heavy project that will have to wait for her return; she will have made a plan on doing so by then.

She has considered commenting on Gino's documentary, at least the highlights.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Have you seen the mad max movies, and if so, what do you think of them?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Rosey and I saw them, but Mama has not, yet she has seen clips through some of WatchMojo's videos. It's an all right movie.}}

{{quoteboxorange|CWC, when you go back in time do you plan to undo anything else or will that alter the time stream too much? If you do plan to alter something else what will it be?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mainly, undoing the [[COVID-19#Stopping_the_pandemic|Corona Virus]] from ever leaking out; not much else from before the date of that event at all.}}

Chris then answers a question that didn't seem to originate from the Official CWCki Discord, about his [[Undated_Discord_leaks#Playlist|leaked playlist]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'll share the full playlist screen caps later, but it is a mix of most every genre, except heavy metal (with the one exception being Dethklok's "Thunderhorse"); the majority of which in the past and/or present resonated to create a vibration, like that when someone transforms into their super form. Other favourites, aside from that, and some new age relaxation and meditation tracks, along with a few other functional tracks as well.}}

Next is another answer to a question that is unavailable, asking how Sonichus can talk:

{{quoteboxyellow|Firstly, there is literally a TM that can teach ANY Pokemon to speak the local languages (and can go multi-lingual with other-country speech TMs as well). All of us special Sonichus and special Rosechus are capable of learning and speaking local human speech without the need for a TM, even to the point where it just comes natural. And we pass that down to our children as well. Those who are not special, though, by default do not learn or speak human in the wild. The trainer who has a Sonichu and/or Rosechu can use a TM to teach them to speak. Between all of us Sonichus and Rosechus, though, rather or not we speak the human speech, we can still understand each other and communicate as normal, as we would with other Pokemon and animals by default. Those from the wild or had trainer(s) who end up domesticating themselves to reside and work with others, by their individual choice, likely will buy a TM to learn to speak human.
There are countless Special and domesticated regular Sonichus and Rosechus that have not yet been chronicled by Chris Chan, herself, but fortunately, we also have everyone around this world in this dimension able to access C-197 and find at least one who lives amongst us, or in other alt-dimensions and alt-timelines, regardless, and draw/chronicle them out as they individually will.
For the extra detail, though:

When using said TM, it does not overwrite any of the other moves the Pokemon knows in their attack set in any of the games. On that, out of literally all of us Pokemon, we actually keep all of our moves; we do not forget any of the moves we learn, generally.

It's just the limit the programmers put into the games that only makes us seem restricted from your point of view, as the player.

Level-Up Moves, Taught Moves; we can learn them and use them.

We need not delete any of our moves.

Lickitung never forgets Lick.

Oh, I forgot to mention.

Many trainers realize and learn from other trainers that to teach their Pokemon to speak human speech has its drawbacks, especially if the Pokemon they teach to talk has a lot of grief and a colourful language they might have picked up from their trainer.

It is possible to teach many Pokemon to talk, but most of the time, in C-197, the trainers are not likely to purchase or use this TM. And those who do teach only their best buddy and closest Pokemon partner, and let them speak for and on behalf the remaining team.}}

===This [[14 Branchland Court|Temple]] is now nominated to be a PokeStop===

20 August 2020, cwc frens Server

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Present topic: Yes, this Temple is now nominated to be a PokeStop. Fortunately, ONLY Level 40 players can review and rate the nomination. I will not be making the details on how to go about that public, just to be safe. Other than that, presently, I continue to observe, participate, and follow the clues, cues and all other artifacts and events of great significance. I am not able to speak out the specific details publicly, but I can state that everything is continuing to progress as foreseen and expected. I will be in Cwcville, with this body, shortly enough.

As for how all of you can speed things along, the best answer I can offer for that question is thus: trust your better instincts that have nothing at all to do with hatred, malcontent or evil, and follow in best efforts on those as you each will, respectively.

Aside from that for now, all of you be safe and well. And do keep attention and kind thought and care about me, about Mama Chris Chan, and about yourselves.

Thank you all. ⚡️⚡️⚡️}}

===Q&A with The Watchmen===
{{main|22 August 2020 Q&A}}

On 22 August 2020, the [[Watchmen]] conducted a Q&A session with Chris (as [[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]), asking various mailbag questions from users in the cwc frens server. The questions were asked primarily by [[Lainchu]].

===PokeStop Nomination Rejection===

26 August 2020, cwc frens Server

{{quotebox|[[File:PokeStop Rejection.png|500px]]}}

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==See also==
*[[Mumble]]

==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5814111 The full leak of Chris's Discord messages from the arbitarch cwc alliance server, totaling 42 pictures].
*[https://discord.gg/TpjY22r arbitarch cwc alliance server invite] (invite no longer works, thankfully)

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