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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:FanChats&amp;diff=197633</id>
		<title>Template:FanChats</title>
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		<updated>2016-05-16T02:30:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koozbane: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
|title      = Chats and calls&lt;br /&gt;
|name       = FanChats&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group1     = [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list1      = '''[[2008]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] • [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] • [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] • [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] • [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] • [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] • [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] • [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] • [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] • [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] • [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] • [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''[[2009]]:''' [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] • [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] • [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] • [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] • [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] • [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group2     = [[PandaHalo]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list2      = [[Chris Sex Logs|Skype Sex Logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group3     = [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list3      = [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group4     = [[BlueSpike]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list4      = '''[[BlueSpike PSN Chats|PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|3]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|3.5]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]]) • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|4]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''[[BlueSpike Skype Logs|Skype Logs]]:''' [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] • [[Bob Walks In]] • [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group5     = [[Mumble]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list5      = [[Mumble 1|1]] • [[Mumble 2|2]] • [[Mumble 3|3]] ([[Mumble 3.5|3.5]]) • [[Mumble 4|4]] • [[Mumble 5|5]] • [[Mumble 6|6]] • [[Mumble 7|7]] • [[Mumble 8|8]] • [[Mumble 9|9]] ([[Mumble 9.5|9.5]]) • [[Mumble 10|10]] • [[Mumble 11|11]] • [[Mumble 12|12]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group6     = [[Sarah May]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list6      = [[Sarah May Skype Logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group7     = [[Alec Benson Leary]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list7      = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group8     = [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa AIM chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list8      = [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|1]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|2]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|3]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4|4]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5|5]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|6]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7|7]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8|8]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|9]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group9     = [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list9      = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]]&amp;lt;!--kacey 4 8 4 09--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 4|4]]&amp;lt;!--kacey82809--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 5|5]]&amp;lt;!--kc82909--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 6|6]]&amp;lt;!--kc83109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 7|7]]&amp;lt;!--kc09109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 8|8]]&amp;lt;!--kc09209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 9|9]]&amp;lt;!--kc090309--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 10|10]]&amp;lt;!--kc090409--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 11|11]]&amp;lt;!--kc090709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 12|12]]&amp;lt;!--999kc--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 13|13]]&amp;lt;!--kc091009--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 14|14]]&amp;lt;!--kc9eleven--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 15|15]]&amp;lt;!--kc91209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 16|16]]&amp;lt;!--kc91309--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 17|17]]&amp;lt;!--kc091509--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 18|18]]&amp;lt;!--kc91709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 19|19]]&amp;lt;!--kc91809--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 20|20]]&amp;lt;!--kc92109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 21|21]]&amp;lt;!--kc92209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 22|22]]&amp;lt;!--kc92709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 23|23]]&amp;lt;!--kc92909--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]&amp;lt;!--kc10509--&amp;gt;) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group10    = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls&lt;br /&gt;
|list10     = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|1]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|3]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group11    = [[Jackie|Jackie Chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list11     = [[Jackie Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 3|3]] • [[Jackie Chat 4|4]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 5|5]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 6|6]] • [[Jackie Chat 7|7]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 8|8]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 9|9]]''' • '''[[Lars Call]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group12    = [[Colin]] Chats&lt;br /&gt;
|list12     = [[Colin Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Colin Chat 2|2]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group13 = CatKnight Interviews&lt;br /&gt;
|list13 = [[CatKnight Interview|1]] • [[CatKnight Interview 2|2]] • [[CatKnight Interview 3|3]] • [[CatKnight Interview 4|4]] • [[CatKnight Interview 5|5]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group14 = Other&lt;br /&gt;
|list14=[[Andrew Simmons chat]] • [[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Hooker incident#Result|Hooker incident call]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[July 25, 2014 Leaks]] • [[Jail calls]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;{{usage|1=This is a navigational template (navbox) for articles documenting Chris's communication with [[fans]]. The format for using this template is as follows:&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;''' &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Navigational templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_5&amp;diff=197632</id>
		<title>CatKnight Interview 5</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_5&amp;diff=197632"/>
		<updated>2016-05-16T02:28:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koozbane: Another skeleton&lt;/p&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Stress.jpg|120px| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;lt;p style=&amp;quot;text-align: center;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris section is still yet to be completed due to [[stress]].'''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this section will be completed as soon as possible, and more images added, at our own pace...''[[HONEST]]!''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Arthur Spatchcock isn't real, he's KiwiFarms user Master Disaster, but we want to act like he is so Chris doesn't find out.!--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CatKnight Interview 3|After four other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock discusses lets-plays with [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 28 March 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Highlights ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arthur Spatchcock chats with Chris about lets-plays.&lt;br /&gt;
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen to [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview5/s-995pi here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_4&amp;diff=197631</id>
		<title>CatKnight Interview 4</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_4&amp;diff=197631"/>
		<updated>2016-05-16T02:23:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koozbane: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Stress.jpg|120px| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;lt;p style=&amp;quot;text-align: center;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris section is still yet to be completed due to [[stress]].'''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this section will be completed as soon as possible, and more images added, at our own pace...''[[HONEST]]!''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Arthur Spatchcock isn't real, he's KiwiFarms user Master Disaster, but we want to act like he is so Chris doesn't find out.!--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CatKnight Interview 3|After a trilogy of successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock sends Trump to the Dump with [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 28 March 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Highlights ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arthur Spatchcock chats with Chris about Trump, the contract, and the legal rights to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen to [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview4 here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_4&amp;diff=197630</id>
		<title>CatKnight Interview 4</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_4&amp;diff=197630"/>
		<updated>2016-05-16T02:21:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koozbane: Made a skeleton of a page&lt;/p&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Stress.jpg|120px| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;lt;p style=&amp;quot;text-align: center;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris section is still yet to be completed due to [[stress]].'''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this section will be completed as soon as possible, and more images added, at our own pace...''[[HONEST]]!''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Arthur Spatchcock isn't real, he's KiwiFarms user Master Disaster, but we want to act like he is so Chris doesn't find out.!--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CatKnight Interview 3|After a trilogy of successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock sends Trump to the Dump with [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 28 March 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Highlights ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arthur Spatchcock chats with Chris about Trump, the contract, and the legal rights to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview4|here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_3&amp;diff=194271</id>
		<title>CatKnight Interview 3</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_3&amp;diff=194271"/>
		<updated>2016-02-11T04:54:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koozbane: Transcribed a tiny bit. I left off at 15:32&lt;/p&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Stress.jpg|120px| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;lt;p style=&amp;quot;text-align: center;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris section is still yet to be completed due to [[stress]].'''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this section will be completed as soon as possible, and more images added, at our own pace...''[[HONEST]]!''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Arthur Spatchcock isn't real, he's KiwiFarms user Master Disaster, but we want to act like he is so Chris doesn't find out.!--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock makes a glorious return with his greatest interview yet of the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 2 February 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Highlights ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Arthur Spatchcock questions Chris about some information about his past that Arthur and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of '''HORSE''' manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Sir Arthur Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Horsemanure.png|240px|thumb| A theory on how Chris might have known it was horse shit in the container.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, Christine?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, hello Arthur.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, how are you doing today?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fantastic—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new questions and inquiries?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Alright, well, fire away.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, that sounds very good.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible, why would someone do that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the stereotypical reasons.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, unfortunately, that... is true.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumors being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millenium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was funny.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''brief silence'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;'Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am none of those things. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay. And—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And are you getting along with your current congregation?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, do you go often?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Yeah. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it's it's- &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] It was a good place. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, technically, going to  Impulse is an impulse for you. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ha! [pause] Tha- That- That's a fairly good play on words there. Um, not really but it's- I do- I realize I- I give it a try after I figure myself out, uh, the couple of- The few- The couple of years ago. That was uh, lesbian trasformate. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, because I saw that and I don't think that's going to be a big deal with this show. After all there's all kinds of, there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that our transsexual or lesbian or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing. People won't worry about that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] Right.. Um yeah but I think uh I do understand that the uh general question um among which [pause] about the uh group, of women that usually went there.. really big.. and all that. Sorta like a name calling, but no, that was not the case, because uh, I did not know all their names... uh the manager had slipped- I taped a uh piece of paper onto the uh counter at the part... at the part side closet to the uh stage. Yeah. He called them the uh quote unquote, &amp;quot;Itty bitty titty per- parade&amp;quot;. Sometin' like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think the terminology is &amp;quot;Itty Bitty Titty Committee&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that was it. But anyway, um, yeah because I did not know their names, that was just, I mean I didn't- it- it came to my mind, so that's, was just a... offhand reference. Had nothin' to do with my opinions, or anything- or what- or anything that- it- I was just borrowing the term.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, alright, understandable. Hey, we all say dumb things. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay! Last one, and then straight to Sonichu. It's gonna be perfect. Um, I noticed on the CWCki, it mentions that every once in a while, you get... gifts? And donations? From people, sometimes surprising, sometimes anticipated?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wh-what kind of things do you get? I mean exactly, I mean I hope you're not getting, like, shoe boxes full of cat poop, or... You know...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, no no no, um, so that does not happen, very often... Uh, only once... time, only one time, though, somebody had sent me a Tupperware full of... Horse manure... And we put that- and we put that in the-&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (''stifled laughter, breaking character'') I'm sorry, no, you gotta be kiddin'-  (''in character)'' no. That's just wrong.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. That- th- anyway w- we put that in the trash immediately after we figured that-&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would hope so!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(''pause'')&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(''pause'')&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so- like- but- like- d'you get money or is it like, um, like useful household items like soap or toilet paper, things like that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, yeah, they ha- ye- ma- ye- yeah especially after the, uh, fire, we have received a few helpful... Items... In- in th- in the mail. Uhh, we have received m- we have received s- some monetary donations around Christmas time, like, um... One or two actual, functional, gift cards to be redeemed, but uh- but somebody, uhh, one or two sent me EMPTY gift cards, as a... Joke.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (''uncaringly'') Now that's just mean...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah but it's like, uh, y'know, I don't ha- I don't have to actually go out, uh, and be like &amp;quot;Oh I'm going to use the gift card! I don't know whether it's blank or not!&amp;quot; No, I verify them through the, uh, 800 number, that the web address lists on there.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's clever.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I mean it- it bothers me that- it bothers me only a little bit, it ticks me off only minorly, but I've pretty much gotten used to that, along with the other... prank... bad... thing... uh... gifts, or... le- or hate mail, as to put it. And I just know to, just overlook this- just overlook that, and be like... Heck with it.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well heck I'd always look inside all of 'em, just to make sure there's not a card inside, or something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, okay! I think that covers all of the immmm- little tiny inconsequential questions, now it's time for some straight up business talk. And we're gonna start right off great, you're gonna love this.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ummm.. There's talk about a game, but I can't go too far into it yet, but umm... If there was a game, how would you like it to be? Would it be an adventure game, would it be a platforming game, an RPG, a puzzle game? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhhhhh... I think it'd be, I think it'd be uhh... mix of which but I think it would mostly be traditional platforming. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm-kay. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And uh with uh and uh with uh [pause] Uh I'd say inspired by the uh by the past Sonic the Hedgehog games but um.. not- not totally. Be more..... more among what I- what I figure ya know? I- I mean only inspired by but not totally copying. I mean, it's not like Sonic could naturally shoot lightning bolts at enemies.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no. Of course not, of course not. And if um, if this did happen, would the game follow the Sonichu story, like in the comics, like would you just recycle existing storylines or would you create a brand new storyline just for the game?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>CatKnight Interview 3</title>
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[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock makes a glorious return with his greatest interview yet of the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 2 February 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arthur Spatchcock questions Chris about some information about his past that Arthur and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of '''HORSE''' manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Sir Arthur Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Horsemanure.png|240px|thumb| A theory on how Chris might have known it was horse shit in the container.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, Christine?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, hello Arthur.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, how are you doing today?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fantastic—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new questions and inquiries?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Alright, well, fire away.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, that sounds very good.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible, why would someone do that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the stereotypical reasons.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, unfortunately, that... is true.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumors being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millenium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was funny.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;'Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am none of those things. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay. And—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And are you getting along with your current congregation?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, do you go often?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Yeah. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it's it's- &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] It was a good place. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, technically, going to  Impulse is an impulse for you. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ha! [pause] Tha- That- That's a fairly good play on words there. Um, not really but it's- I do- I realize I- I give it a try after I figure myself out, uh, the couple of- The few- The couple of years ago. That was uh, lesbian trasformate. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, because I saw that and I don't think that's going to be a big deal with this show. After all there's all kinds of, there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that our transsexual or lesbian or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing. People won't worry about that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] Right.. Um yeah but I think uh I do understand that the uh general question um among which [pause] about the uh group, of women that usually went there.. really big.. and all that. Sorta like a name calling, but no, that was not the case, because uh, I did not know all their names... uh the manager had slipped- I taped a uh piece of paper onto the uh counter at the part... at the part side closet to the uh stage. Yeah. He called them the uh quote unquote, &amp;quot;Itty bitty titty per- parade&amp;quot;. Sometin' like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think the terminology is &amp;quot;Itty Bitty Titty Committee&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that was it. But anyway, um, yeah because I did not know their names, that was just, I mean I didn't- it- it came to my mind, so that's, was just a... offhand reference. Had nothin' to do with my opinions, or anything- or what- or anything that- it- I was just borrowing the term.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, alright, understandable. Hey, we all say dumb things. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay! Last one, and then straight to Sonichu. It's gonna be perfect. Um, I noticed on the CWCki, it mentions that every once in a while, you get... gifts? And donations? From people, sometimes surprising, sometimes anticipated?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wh-what kind of things do you get? I mean exactly, I mean I hope you're not getting, like, shoe boxes full of cat poop, or... You know...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, no no no, um, so that does not happen, very often... Uh, only once... time, only one time, though, somebody had sent me a Tupperware full of... Horse manure... And we put that- and we put that in the-&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (''stifled laughter, breaking character'') I'm sorry, no, you gotta be kiddin'-  (''in character)'' no. That's just wrong.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. That- th- anyway w- we put that in the trash immediately after we figured that-&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would hope so!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so- like- but- like- d'you get money or is it like, um, like useful household items like soap or toilet paper, things like that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, yeah, they ha- ye- ma- ye- yeah especially after the, uh, fire, we have received a few helpful... Items... In- in th- in the mail. Uhh, we have received m- we have received s- some monetary donations around Christmas time, like, um... One or two actual, functional, gift cards to be redeemed, but uh- but somebody, uhh, one or two sent me EMPTY gift cards, as a... Joke.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (''uncaringly'') Now that's just mean...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah but it's like, uh, y'know, I don't ha- I don't have to actually go out, uh, and be like &amp;quot;Oh I'm going to use the gift card! I don't know whether it's blank or not!&amp;quot; No, I verify them through the, uh, 800 number, that the web address lists on there.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's clever.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I mean it- it bothers me that- it bothers me only a little bit, it ticks me off only minorly, but I've pretty much gotten used to that, along with the other... prank... bad... thing... uh... gifts, or... le- or hate mail, as to put it. And I just know to, just overlook this- just overlook that, and be like... Heck with it.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well heck I'd always look inside all of 'em, just to make sure there's not a card inside, or something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, okay! I think that covers all of the immmm- little tiny inconsequential questions, now it's time for some straight up business talk. And we're gonna start right off great, you're gonna love this.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ummm.. There's talk about a game, but I can't go too far into it yet, but umm... If there was a game, how would you like it to be? Would it be an adventure game, would it be a platforming game, an RPG, a puzzle game? &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhhhhh... I think it'd be, I think it'd be uhh... mix of which but I think it would mostly be traditional platforming. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm-kay. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And uh with uh and uh with uh [pause] Uh I'd say inspired by the uh by the past Sonic the Hedgehog games but um.. not- not totally. Be more..... more among what I- what I figure ya know? I- I mean only inspired by but not totally copying. I mean, it's not like Sonic could naturally shoot lightning bolts at enemies.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no. Of course not, of course not. And if um, if this did happen, would the game follow the Sonichu story, like in the comics, like would you just recycle existing storylines or would you create a brand new storyline just for the game?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>CatKnight Interview 3</title>
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[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan Arthur Spatchcock makes a glorious return with his greatest interview yet of the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 2 February 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
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Arthur Spatchcock questions Chris about some information about his past that Arthur and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of '''HORSE''' manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Sir Arthur Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Horsemanure.png|240px|thumb| A theory on how Chris might have known it was horse shit in the container.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, Christine?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, hello Arthur.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, how are you doing today?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fantastic—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new quesitons, what are your inquiries?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Alright, well, fire away.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, that sounds very good.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible, why would someone do that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the sterotypical reasons.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, unfortunately, that... is true.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumours being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millenium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was funny.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;'Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am none of those things. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay. And—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And are you getting along with your current congregation?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, do you go often?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Yeah. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it's it's- &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] It was a good place. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, technically, going to  Impulse is an impulse for you. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ha! [pause] Tha- That- That's a fairly good play on words there. Um, not really but it's- I do- I realize I- I give it a try after I figure myself out, uh, the couple of- The few- The couple of years ago. That was uh, lesbian trasformate. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, because I saw that and I don't think that's going to be a big deal with this show. After all there's all kinds of, there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that our transsexual or lesbian or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing. People won't worry about that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] Right.. Um yeah but I think uh I do understand that the uh general question um among which [pause] about the uh group, of women that usually went there.. really big.. and all that. Sorta like a name calling, but no, that was not the case, because uh, I did not know all their names... uh the manager had slipped- I taped a uh piece of paper onto the uh counter at the part... at the part side closet to the uh stage. Yeah. He called them the uh quote unquote, &amp;quot;Itty bitty titty per- parade&amp;quot;. Sometin like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think the terminology is &amp;quot;Itty Bitty Titty Committee&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that was it. But anyway, um, yeah because I did not know their names, that was just, I mean I didn't- it- it came to my mind, so that's, was just a... offhand reference. Had nothin' to do with my opinions, or anything- or what- or anything that- it- I was just borrowing the term.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, alright, understandable. Hey, we all say dumb things. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay! Last one, and then straight to Sonichu. It's gonna be perfect. Um, I noticed on the CWCki, it mentions that every once in a while, you get... gifts? And donations? From people, sometimes surprising, sometimes anticipated?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wh-what kind of things do you get? I mean exactly, I mean I hope you're not getting, like, shoeboxes full of cat poop, or... You know...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhh, no no no, um, so that does not happen, very often... Uh, only once... time, only one time, though, somebody had sent me a tupperware full of... Horse manure... And we put that- and we put that in the-&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (''stifled laughter, breaking character'') I'm sorry, no, you gotta be kiddin'-  (''in character)'' no. That's just wrong.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. That- th- anyway w- we put that in the trash immediately after we figured that-&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I would hope so!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(''pause'')&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(''pause'')&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, so- like- but- like- d'you get money or is it like, um, like useful household items like soap or toilet paper, things like that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, yeah, they ha- ye- ma- ye- yeah especially after the, uh, fire, we have received a few helpful... Items... In- in th- in the mail. Uhh, we have received m- we have received s- some monetary donations around Chrismas time, like, um... One or two actual, functional, gift cards to be redeemed, but uh- but somebody, uhh, one or two sent me EMPTY gift cards, as a... Joke.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; (''uncaringly'') Now that's just mean...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah but it's like, uh, y'know, I don't ha- I don't have to actually go out, uh, and be like &amp;quot;Oh I'm going to use the gift card! I don't know whether it's blank or not!&amp;quot; No, I verify them through the, uh, 800 number, that the web address lists on there.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's clever.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I mean it- it bothers me that- it bothers me only a little bit, it ticks me off only minorly, but I've pretty much gotten used to that, along with the other... prank... bad... thing... uh... gifts, or... le- or hate mail, as to put it. And I just know to, just overlook this- overlook that, and be like... Heck with it.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heck I'd always look inside all of 'em, just to make sure there's not a card inside, or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>CatKnight Interview 3</title>
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[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, makes a glorious return with his greatest interview yet of the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 2 February 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Highlights ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Good ole Arthur Spatchcock questions Chris about some information about his past Arthur and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of '''HORSE''' manure. The two then discuss a bit of '''business''' and Sir Arthur Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Horsemanure.png|240px|thumb| A theory on how Chris might have known it was horse shit in the container.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, Christine?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, hello Arthur.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, how are you doing today?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fantastic—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new quesitons, what are your inquiries?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Alright, well, fire away.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, that sounds very good.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible, why would someone do that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the sterotypical reasons.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, unfortunately, that... is true.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumours being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millenium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was funny.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;'Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am none of those things. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay. And—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And are you getting along with your current congregation?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, do you go often?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Yeah. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it's it's- &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] It was a good place. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, technically, going to  Impulse is an impulse for you. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ha! [pause] Tha- That- That's a fairly good play on words there. Um, not really but it's- I do- I realize I- I give it a try after I figure myself out, uh, the couple of- The few- The couple of years ago. That was uh, lesbian trasformate. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, because I saw that and I don't think that's going to be a big deal with this show. After all there's all kinds of, there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that our transsexual or lesbian or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing. People won't care about that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] Right.. Um yeah but I think uh I do understand that the uh general question um among which [pause] about the uh group of women that usually went there.. really big.. and all that. Sorta like a name calling, but no. That was not the case, because uh, I did not know all their names.. uh the manager had slipped- I taped a uh piece of paper onto the uh counter at the part- at the part side closet to the uh stage. Yeah. He called them the uh quote unquote, &amp;quot;Itty bitty titty per- parade&amp;quot;. Sometin like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two other successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, makes a glorious return with his greatest interview yet of the [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler on 2 February 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
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Good ole Arthur Spatchcock questions Chris about some information about his past Arthur and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]], etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of '''HORSE''' manure. The two then discuss a bit of '''business''' and Sir Arthur Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Horsemanure.png|240px|thumb| A theory on how Chris might have known it was horse shit in the container.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello, Christine?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, hello Arthur.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, how are you doing today?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fantastic—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Al—alright—let's get down to the, uh, what are your new quesitons, what are your inquiries?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yes, my associate has spent the last few days unfortunately looking over the C-W-C-I-K-I, what was it called again?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The CWCki. I see. Yes, they were overlooking it and they came across a few more slightly less than appropriate things and they really wanted to get some clarification about those.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I told them I'd contact you, and get the straight-and-narrow answers right from the horse's mouth.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Alright, well, fire away.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, that's not all I have; I also have a few more Sonichu questions that are much more business-oriented, but let's get the ''horrible'' things out of the way first. How's that sound?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, that sounds very good.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright. Well, we're gonna start off right with the biggest issue, I think, it's—I'm going to call it the BlueSpike incident.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yes, the, uh, that was the uh, one of my theoretical ex-girlfriends, who turned out to be a, y—who turned out to be a troll, turned out to be an immature boy, I have no idea whether he's alive or not, whatever, still. B—but anyways, aside from that, and I—so I ended up making a drive all the way from Cleveland, Ohio, and uh... then I ended up with a fi—I ended up going to the address that was provided there, and, uh, d—and the p—em, BlueSpike was not there at all, just an old woman and the house looked run-down, nearly run down as well.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible, why would someone do that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, they're either bored, jealous, immature, what have you, all the stereo—amongst the sterotypical reasons.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I bet it was jealousy. Alright, now the next thing that falls into the same cate''gory'' is: did he actually have you—did y—I nee—I need to know if you faked this or not—did he actually have you insert broken pieces of your medallion into your rectum?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, unfortunately, that... is true.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's just horrible. How could that happen? That's—I can't believe it. Oh my god.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I believe a—I believe at that time my PlayStation Network account was being held hostage as well... if I remember correctly.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, so he was holding your thing hostage, so you were just forced into a situation you didn't like. I could understand that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and then I—and then I—later on I finally realized that all the time I should have called Sony and actually had them, pa—re—patch up the password and that would have fixed it, I wouldn't have had to go through all that. So that's too—that's big lesson learned, and ingrained into my memory, against my will, pretty much.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes, it sounds horrible, I can't believe it myself, but it hurts me to think that happened to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But enough about that, um, okay, we covered that, I'm glad we got that out of the way first and foremost, the um, the next thing is, um, it's not so much important, but they wanted to make sure because of, y'know, animal rights activists and whatnot, um, when your [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]], which by the way: I feel for you, it's a horrible thing to have happen to anybody—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; even though it wasn't the whole thing, thankfully, but still, um, there were rumours being passed around the CWCki, as you called it, that one of your pets died.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, yes, one cat. His name was [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Scamper]]—the, uh, cleaners found his body behind the toilet upstairs and—died of smoke inh—inhalation.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's horrible. My—my heart goes out to you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, anyway, anyway—we buried his body in the back yard, and uh, and had a moment of silence there and all that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a horrible way to lose a pet, but, you know, I understand that hopefully he didn't die painfully.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] Well, I wish I could have—wish I'd known that he was up there, I would've gotten him out when we were all getting out.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, at least you're alive, and that's what matters.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now that we've covered that, I mean, I mean, we don't want the animal rights activists to come running forward and think that you didn't care enough, you just let the pet die.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah, I did care, and for a while we thought that he had gotten out, but we were not totally positive, but then we finally came to closure after the cleaners found the body, so—[''[[sigh]]''] my other cat Lucy missed him very much, but su—and, uh, recently we adopted another male cat from the SPCA, eh...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's always nice to adopt rather than get a new kitten. It's always nice to adopt. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And m—and I wanted to make sure it was an adult cat though, I didn't want to go for a kitten at the time, and it was male, so—eeyel, he and Lucy are getting along fairly well. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, now this is—this is a slight business question, but um, on the CWCki, it mentions something about you losing a job before, from terrifying a small child. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] No, no—uh, y—uh, that, yeah that was, uh, someon—that was nearly the beginning of the decade, uh, well, millenium. Uh, when I had—when I was working at Wendy's for the few months, I did not terrif—there was a child crying, [[Chris and English|because child was tired]]; I had nothing to do with making that child cry. Had nothing to do with it whatsoever, and when I—and I was just, happened to be at the same table, nearby, when—as it was happening, and I went by there, an—ano—I wa—I wanted to help them be on their way, so I got—so I offered to get them a lid for their baked potato they were having, and I got them a lid for their baked potato.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it—'cause it says on the CWCki, it had something to do with Donald Duck.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''using [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] I tried to—I tried to like, entertain the children with the Donald Duck voice. [''quacking noises'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''normal voice''] But yeah, that was not the case at that time.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was pretty good! I like that, that's nice. That completely caught me off guard. [''stilted laugh'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was funny.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[''brief silence'']&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So he nothing to do with that. But nice to know, I just—still, it's nice to see—your voice acting's pretty impressive, 'cause I was actually going to ask you, later on, that um, we'll save it for the end though. Let's wait 'til we get near that first.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I—I think you mean, if I'm to differentiate between my own voice and the voice of Sonichu, yeah, there will be a slight difference.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, don't worry; I—I have an idea at the end, that I'd just love for you to do, but we'll save it for the end when we get near that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;'Cause, after all, I wanna get these questions punched out, real quick-like, and then we can go on to a little business talk, and then I can share some more information with you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[sigh]]''] &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But first, next question: uh, this one is the last, uh this is the last one from the CWCki, and the rest of it's business-associated-wise, really. Um, this question is, it has something to do with your church. We don't want religious people coming after us thinking you're anti-Semitic, or you're atheist, or something like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I am none of those things. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; None of those things. So, it says on the CWCki you were kicked out of your previous church. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, yeah—that was—yeah, that was because the, uh, pa—because my past friend Joshua Martinez, uh, shi—uh, show, shared with the pastor of that church about, uh, my Faceb—about my My—not sure if it was my MySpace—yeah, I think it was my MySpace page that I used to have, um, yeah, I had, uh, there were a few images of, uh, women—of women on there, at the time, and, uh, he did not like that. And so he inform—he informed me that I was not welcome to his con—to his church there. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay. And—&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, so, it was just a—that was the only matter. It had nothing to do with [[Chris and English|Semitism]] or whatever, all of that. Nothing to do with any of that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And are you getting along with your current congregation?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. I'm—and I'm still walking to the ch—to my current church, I just have not been there in a long time. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it's understandable, understandable, you don't make it every Sunday, after all. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, that's—that's like the last real, y'know, ''personal'' question in the sense of how deep you wanna go into the CWCki. Everything else is just based on everyday life. Like, for example, I have a few questions about Impulse. Impulse is a club, I believe?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;Yes, it's a LGBTQ club in Charlottesville, Virginia, open on Fridays and Saturday—Friday and Saturday nights. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, do you go often?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, I have not been in a while, but I did go there about near every—about near ev—near every Saturday night for a while, I was looking to meet more women. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, more women. It's a good place to go.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes. Yeah. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So it's it's- &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] It was a good place. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, technically, going to  Impulse is an impulse for you. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ha! [pause] Tha- That- That's a fairly good play on words there. Um, not really but it's- I do- I realize I- I give it a try after I figure myself out, uh, the couple of- The few- The couple of years ago. That was uh, lesbian trasformate. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009966&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Arthur:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, okay, because I saw that and I don't think that's going to be a big deal with this show. After all there's all kinds of, there's all kinds of people involved with entertainment these days that our transsexual or lesbian or gay, doesn't matter anymore. That's not a big thing. People won't care about that. &amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033ff&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [interrupting Arthur] Right.. Um yeah but I think uh I do understand that the uh general question um among which [pause] about the uh group of women that usually went there.. really big.. and all that. Sorta like a name calling, but no. That was not the case, because uh, I did not know all their names.. uh the manager had slipped- I taped a uh piece of paper onto the uh counter at the part- at the part side closet to the uh stage. Yeah. He called them the uh quote unquote, &amp;quot;Itty bitty titty per- parade&amp;quot;. Sometin like that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that Chris claims he is no longer a [[virgin with rage]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris &amp;quot;buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? &lt;br /&gt;
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[taxpayer money]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris hates [[Jungle bells|internet memes]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Bob]] wanted you to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|shut that goddamn thing off]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris did not discover [[masturbation]] until the age of 16?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|horrendous racist]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that the &amp;quot;apple-core&amp;quot; bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/210989/detail/ children's game]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.)&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is a [[stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris told his [[mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad was not as open minded on the subject?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never went to Redmond]] like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris considers the &amp;quot;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]&amp;quot; in his comics as his best art?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan_War_Essay|&amp;quot;a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!&amp;quot;]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[fat]] contacts with &amp;quot;More to Love&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level-Up King]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris hates the word &amp;quot;[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]&amp;quot; almost as much as the word &amp;quot;[[Naïve]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that the [[Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all CWC trolls?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that his favorite song from &amp;quot;[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]&amp;quot; is &amp;quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] became a troll because his brother [[Ryan]] committed suicide?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that all the Sonichu characters had [[Twitter]] accounts?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has been [[Law|convicted in court thrice]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is the [[CWC &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that &amp;quot;HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!&amp;quot; is an old meme?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris was once the proud owner of a [[Homos|pink]] [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that even now, Chris does not think he is [[fat]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Megan Schroeder|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his Ego|praised him]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], &amp;quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that videos of Chris [[masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?&lt;br /&gt;
:*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam &amp;amp; Eve purchases|Yumi]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Son]][[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|ic's arms]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu the animated series|animated series]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...and now Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believes it too]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion fans]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris wanted &amp;quot;Dont Ask, Don't Tell&amp;quot; to be repealed so that [[homos]] &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Random-access humor|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris thinks you're &amp;quot;[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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*...that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|ice]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|Clyde Cash is extremely weak]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that That Chris [[Chris and death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|ruined a man's life]] with his advise? &lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[amiibo]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris goes to a [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that the [[American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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* 2 [[February 2016|February]] - Arthur Spatchcock [[CatKnight Interview 3|interviews]] Chris yet again. Chris reveals he received a Tupperware of horse manure and the infamous [[Donald Duck impersonation]] returns. &lt;br /&gt;
* 1 [[February 2016|February]] - Chris's [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|embargo]] on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls finally ends after he realized no one cared at all.&lt;br /&gt;
* 29 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris decides to bash PewDiePie and pressure people to buy his stuff in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a new video]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 23-26 [[January 2016|January]] - [[Honest|TRUE AND HONEST]] Sonichu fan Arthur Spatchcock [[CatKnight Interview|interviews]] Chris, who claims that Barb IS NOT a Snorlax, that he will take down the CWCki, and that he looks like Sailor Neptune.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris [[Update 1/25/2016|makes a video]] where he explains that he can't mail orders because &amp;quot;the snow is up to his knees&amp;quot;, and reads out some of his fanmail.&lt;br /&gt;
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* 1 [[February 2016|February]] - Chris's embargo on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls finally ends after he realized no one cared at all.&lt;br /&gt;
* 29 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris decides to bash PewDiePie and pressure people to buy his stuff in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a new video]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 23-26 [[January 2016|January]] - [[Honest|TRUE AND HONEST]] Sonichu fan Arthur Spatchcock [[CatKnight Interview|interviews]] Chris, who claims that Barb IS NOT a Snorlax, that he will take down the CWCki, and that he looks like Sailor Neptune.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris [[Update 1/25/2016|makes a video]] where he explains that he can't mail orders because &amp;quot;the snow is up to his knees&amp;quot;, and reads out some of his fanmail.&lt;br /&gt;
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* 2 [[February 2016|February]] - [[Honest|TRUE AND HONEST]] Sonichu fan Arthur Spatchcock [[CatKnight Interview 3|interviews]] Chris yet again. Chris states he received a Tupperware of horse manure and the infamous [[Donald Duck impersonation]] returns. &lt;br /&gt;
* 29 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris decides to bash PewDiePie and pressure people to buy his stuff in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a new video]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 23-26 [[January 2016|January]] - [[Honest|TRUE AND HONEST]] Sonichu fan Arthur Spatchcock [[CatKnight Interview|interviews]] Chris, who claims that Barb IS NOT a Snorlax, that he will take down the CWCki, and that he looks like Sailor Neptune.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris [[Update 1/25/2016|makes a video]] where he explains that he can't mail orders because &amp;quot;the snow is up to his knees&amp;quot;, and reads out some of his fanmail.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 [[January 2016|January]] - Chris expresses his rage and jealousy over Jeff/Francine's slumber party in his [[Update 1/17/2016|newest video]].&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koozbane: Created page with &amp;quot;I'm just trying to keep this wiki up to date on Chris's recent antics, and organized I guess.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==This page should be merged with [[Super Smash Bros. Videos]]==&lt;br /&gt;
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Over 2015, Chris has made a number of videos which just feature his Super Smash Bros. gameplay. They've all been collected on one page because they're all boring and there's not much to say about them. There's no &amp;quot;transcript&amp;quot; to record. This is the same policy as with his [[Mario Kart 8 Videos]] and his [[LittleBigPlanet videos]]. There is no reason for a separate page for this particular video. All the content should be moved to [[Super Smash Bros. Videos]] and this page deleted. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 00:39, 21 November 2015 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I respectfully disagree. The subject matter is wildly different enough not to be shoehorned in with the others. [[User:JackHaywood|JackHaywood]] ([[User talk:JackHaywood|talk]]) 14:07, 18 December 2015 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel it could be either way, but not both. Maybe delete this page but transfer the explanatory top paragraph from this page to the [[Super Smash Bros. Videos]] page. [[User:Koozbane|Koozbane]] ([[User talk:Koozbane|talk]]) 03:22, 5 February 2016 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2016]]'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of February 2016==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris ends his embargo on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls, after realizing his actions didn't affect their economies or customer turnouts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 February - The KiwiFarmer CatKnight continues with a third [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP] [[CatKnight Interview 3|interview]] with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. So far, it looks like the &amp;quot;Being Single on Valentine's Day&amp;quot; streak continues.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 34]]. Chris hopes to receive a PS4 for his birthday. (Despite his monthly tugboat making it so he actually could buy a PS4 no problem.) In return that person will receive a $500 discount off his shitty items on Etsy. It's no surprise what the outcome will be.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_3&amp;diff=194164</id>
		<title>CatKnight Interview 3</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_3&amp;diff=194164"/>
		<updated>2016-02-06T03:11:12Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koozbane: &lt;/p&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Stress.jpg|120px| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;lt;p style=&amp;quot;text-align: center;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''This section is still yet to be completed due to [[stress]].'''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this section will be completed as soon as possible, and more images added, at our own pace...''[[HONEST]]!''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Arthur Spatchcock isn't real, he's KiwiFarms user Master Disaster, but we want to act like he is so Chris doesn't find out.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler for a third time on 2 February 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Highlights ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Good ole Sir Arthur Spatchcock asked questions about some information about Chris's past he and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat Scamper, etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of horse manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Mr. Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:FanChats&amp;diff=194163</id>
		<title>Template:FanChats</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:FanChats&amp;diff=194163"/>
		<updated>2016-02-06T03:08:59Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Navbox&lt;br /&gt;
|title      = Chats and calls&lt;br /&gt;
|name       = FanChats&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group1     = [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|IRC]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list1      = '''[[2008]]:''' [[IRC (16 October 2008)|Oct 16]] • [[IRC (24 October 2008)|Oct 24]] • [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Oct 26]] • [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Nov 26]] • [[IRC (13 December 2008)|Dec 13]] • [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Dec 15]] • [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Dec 17]] • [[IRC (18 December 2008)|Dec 18]] • [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Dec 22]] • [[IRC (27 December 2008)|Dec 27]] • [[IRC (28 December 2008)|Dec 28]] • [[IRC (31 December 2008)|Dec 31]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''[[2009]]:''' [[IRC (02 January 2009)|Jan 2]] • [[IRC (03 January 2009)|Jan 3]] • [[IRC (04 January 2009)|Jan 4]] • [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Jan 20]] • [[IRC (21 January 2009)|Jan 21]] • [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Jul 23]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group2     = [[PandaHalo]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list2      = [[Chris Sex Logs|Skype Sex Logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group3     = [[Vivian Gee]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list3      = [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group4     = [[BlueSpike]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list4      = '''[[BlueSpike PSN Chats|PSN Chats]]:''' [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|3]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5|3.5]] • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]]) • [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4|4]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''[[BlueSpike Skype Logs|Skype Logs]]:''' [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 1|1]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 2|2]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3|3]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4|4]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5|5]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6|6]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7|7]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|8]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 9|9]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 10|10]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11|11]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12|12]] • [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13|13]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'''Other:''' [[CWC Cums for a Cat]] • [[Bob Walks In]] • [[Bob Walks In Aftermath]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel]] • [[Julie Reveals Herself]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group5     = [[Mumble]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list5      = [[Mumble 1|1]] • [[Mumble 2|2]] • [[Mumble 3|3]] ([[Mumble 3.5|3.5]]) • [[Mumble 4|4]] • [[Mumble 5|5]] • [[Mumble 6|6]] • [[Mumble 7|7]] • [[Mumble 8|8]] • [[Mumble 9|9]] ([[Mumble 9.5|9.5]]) • [[Mumble 10|10]] • [[Mumble 11|11]] • [[Mumble 12|12]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group6     = [[Sarah May]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list6      = [[Sarah May Skype Logs]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group7     = [[Alec Benson Leary]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list7      = [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|1]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|2]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|3]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|4]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|5]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|6]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7|7]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|8]] • [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|9]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group8     = [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa AIM chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list8      = [[Vanessa AIM Chat 1|1]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 2|2]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|3]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 4|4]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 5|5]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|6]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 7|7]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 8|8]] • [[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|9]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group9     = [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list9      = [[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE|SHOWDOWN]] • [[Kacey calls]] ([[Kacey Phone Call|1]] • [[Kacey Call 1.5|1.5]] • [[Kacey Call 2|2]] • [[Kacey Call 3|3]]&amp;lt;!--kacey 4 8 4 09--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 4|4]]&amp;lt;!--kacey82809--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 5|5]]&amp;lt;!--kc82909--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 6|6]]&amp;lt;!--kc83109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 7|7]]&amp;lt;!--kc09109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 8|8]]&amp;lt;!--kc09209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 9|9]]&amp;lt;!--kc090309--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 10|10]]&amp;lt;!--kc090409--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 11|11]]&amp;lt;!--kc090709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 12|12]]&amp;lt;!--999kc--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 13|13]]&amp;lt;!--kc091009--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 14|14]]&amp;lt;!--kc9eleven--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 15|15]]&amp;lt;!--kc91209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 16|16]]&amp;lt;!--kc91309--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 17|17]]&amp;lt;!--kc091509--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 18|18]]&amp;lt;!--kc91709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 19|19]]&amp;lt;!--kc91809--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 20|20]]&amp;lt;!--kc92109--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 21|21]]&amp;lt;!--kc92209--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 22|22]]&amp;lt;!--kc92709--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 23|23]]&amp;lt;!--kc92909--&amp;gt; • [[Kacey Call 24|24]]&amp;lt;!--kc10509--&amp;gt;) • [[Father Call]] • [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] • [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group10    = [[Jack Thaddeus]] calls&lt;br /&gt;
|list10     = [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|1]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|3]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group11    = [[Jackie|Jackie Chats]]&lt;br /&gt;
|list11     = [[Jackie Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 2|2]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 3|3]] • [[Jackie Chat 4|4]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 5|5]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 6|6]] • [[Jackie Chat 7|7]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 8|8]]''' • '''[[Jackie Chat 9|9]]''' • '''[[Lars Call]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group12    = [[Colin]] Chats&lt;br /&gt;
|list12     = [[Colin Chat 1|1]]''' • '''[[Colin Chat 2|2]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group13 = CatKnight Interviews&lt;br /&gt;
|list13 = [[CatKnight Interview|1]] • [[CatKnight Interview 2|2]] • [[CatKnight Interview 3|3]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|group14 = Other&lt;br /&gt;
|list14=[[Andrew Simmons chat]] • [[Car Pranks]] • [[Prank calls]] • [[Hooker incident#Result|Hooker incident call]] • [[Maggie Thomas call]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Matthew Noble call]] • [[Rocky Shoemaker call]] • [[July 25, 2014 Leaks]] • [[Jail calls]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;{{usage|1=This is a navigational template (navbox) for articles documenting Chris's communication with [[fans]]. The format for using this template is as follows:&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;{{&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;}}&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;''' &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Navigational templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_3&amp;diff=194162</id>
		<title>CatKnight Interview 3</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CatKnight_Interview_3&amp;diff=194162"/>
		<updated>2016-02-06T03:07:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Koozbane: Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;lt;div class=&amp;quot;boilerplate metadata&amp;quot; id=&amp;quot;incomplete&amp;quot;&amp;gt; {| cellpadding=&amp;quot;0&amp;quot; cellspacing=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #ffff88; border: 2px solid #00B7EB; margin-left: auto; margin-ri...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Image:Stress.jpg|120px| ]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;lt;p style=&amp;quot;text-align: center;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''This section is still yet to be completed due to [[stress]].'''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&amp;lt;p&amp;gt;We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this section will be completed as soon as possible, and more images added, at our own pace...''[[HONEST]]!''&amp;lt;/p&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--Arthur Spatchcock isn't real, he's KiwiFarms user Master Disaster, but we want to act like he is so Chris doesn't find out.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CatKnight Interview 2|After two successful interviews]], [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] fan CatKnight/Master Disaster aka Sir Arthur Spatchcock, '''interviewed''' our favorite [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] Christine Weston Chandler for a third time on 3 February 2016.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Highlights ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Good ole Sir Arthur Spatchcock asked questions about some information about Chris's past he and his associates found here on the CWCki, such as the [[BlueSpike]] incident, death of Chris's pet cat Scamper, etc. Chris also performs his nightmare fuel [[Donald Duck impersonation]], and states he once received a Tupperware full of horse manure. The two then discuss a bit of business and Mr. Spatchcock suggest Chris do a demonstration of his incredible voice acting with his [[Sonichu Amiibo|Sonichu Amiibo]] and himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Audio ==&lt;br /&gt;
Currently no video is available, but the audio is available to listen [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP here].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Phone calls]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2016&amp;diff=194147</id>
		<title>February 2016</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2016&amp;diff=194147"/>
		<updated>2016-02-05T00:06:22Z</updated>

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&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2016]]'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of February 2016==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris ends his embargo on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls, after realizing his actions didn't affect their economies or customer turnouts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 February - The KiwiFarmer CatKnight continues with a third [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP] [[CatKnight Interview 3|interview]] with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. So far, it looks like the &amp;quot;Being Single on Valentine's Day&amp;quot; streak continues.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 34]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2016&amp;diff=194146</id>
		<title>January 2016</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2016&amp;diff=194146"/>
		<updated>2016-02-05T00:02:53Z</updated>

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&lt;br /&gt;
'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2016]]'''. With the New Year in full flow, a [[26 December 2014|court case resolved]] and GameStop and Lulu stressing Chris out, along with his [[Health|unhealthy]] use of Oestrogel, this may very well be an interesting year.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of January==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 January - Chris wishes everyone a Happy New Year  in the form of [[random-access humor|&amp;quot;random access gibberish&amp;quot;]] on Facebook and continues to complain about [[Chris and health|feeling dizzy and sick]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 6 January - Chris uploads [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|a new video]], in which he advertises his &amp;quot;Lesbian sleepover&amp;quot;. This is certainly not an attempt to [[Love Quest|lure]] and [[rape]] other women, or anything like that.&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 January - The Lesbian Sleepover Party is privatized, with the only invitees being the few who received an invitation. A few users on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] have claimed to have obtained an invite.&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 January - Chris uploads a video telling people to not go to Jeff/Francine's &amp;quot;Lesbian slumber party&amp;quot; and mentions how he has yet to mail Chris' $100000 check. The video was, however, removed the next day.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 January - Chris uploads another video regarding Jeff/Francine's &amp;quot;slumber party&amp;quot; where he &amp;quot;retracts&amp;quot; the stance he made in the previous video. He proceeds to sarcastically banter on about how Jeff/Francine's party is going to be &amp;quot;off the hook&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;radical&amp;quot;, and that everybody should go to it.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 January - On Facebook, Amiibos of [[Autism]] are shown to all.&lt;br /&gt;
* 21 January - Chris posts an heavily [[hypocrisy|hypocritical]] post on [[Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 23 January - A KiwiFarmer conducts an [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa|two][https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-2/s-o9B33|part] [[CatKnight Interview|interview]] with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 January - Chris makes a video saying he can't deliver his orders because of the snowstorm and recites a poem.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 January - The KiwiFarmer from the January 23rd interview continues with another [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG] [[CatKnight Interview 2|interview]] with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2016&amp;diff=194145</id>
		<title>February 2016</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2016&amp;diff=194145"/>
		<updated>2016-02-04T23:54:11Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2016]]'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of February 2016==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris ends his embargo on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls, after realizing his actions didn't affect their economies or customer turnouts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 February - The KiwiFarmer from the January 23rd interview continues yet again with a third interview with Chris. [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/interview3/s-U64WP]&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. So far, it looks like the &amp;quot;Being Single on Valentine's Day&amp;quot; streak continues.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 34]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2016&amp;diff=194144</id>
		<title>January 2016</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=January_2016&amp;diff=194144"/>
		<updated>2016-02-04T23:48:41Z</updated>

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&lt;br /&gt;
'''January''' is the first month of '''[[2016]]'''. With the New Year in full flow, a [[26 December 2014|court case resolved]] and GameStop and Lulu stressing Chris out, along with his [[Health|unhealthy]] use of Oestrogel, this may very well be an interesting year.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of January==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 January - Chris wishes everyone a Happy New Year  in the form of [[random-access humor|&amp;quot;random access gibberish&amp;quot;]] on Facebook and continues to complain about [[Chris and health|feeling dizzy and sick]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 6 January - Chris uploads [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|a new video]], in which he advertises his &amp;quot;Lesbian sleepover&amp;quot;. This is certainly not an attempt to [[Love Quest|lure]] and [[rape]] other women, or anything like that.&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 January - The Lesbian Sleepover Party is privatized, with the only invitees being the few who received an invitation. A few users on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]] have claimed to have obtained an invite.&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 January - Chris uploads a video telling people to not go to Jeff/Francine's &amp;quot;Lesbian slumber party&amp;quot; and mentions how he has yet to mail Chris' $100000 check. The video was, however, removed the next day.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 January - Chris uploads another video regarding Jeff/Francine's &amp;quot;slumber party&amp;quot; where he &amp;quot;retracts&amp;quot; the stance he made in the previous video. He proceeds to sarcastically banter on about how Jeff/Francine's party is going to be &amp;quot;off the hook&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;radical&amp;quot;, and that everybody should go to it.&lt;br /&gt;
* 17 January - On Facebook, Amiibos of [[Autism]] are shown to all.&lt;br /&gt;
* 21 January - Chris posts an heavily [[hypocrisy|hypocritical]] post on [[Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 23 January - A KiwiFarmer conducts an [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa|two][https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-2/s-o9B33|part] [[CatKnight Interview|interview]] with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 January - Chris makes a video saying he can't deliver his orders because of the snowstorm and recites a poem.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 January - The KiwiFarmer from the January 23rd interview continues with another interview with Chris. [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/chrisinterview2/s-avffG] [[CatKnight Interview 2|interview]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2016&amp;diff=194143</id>
		<title>February 2016</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2016]]'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of February 2016==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris ends his embargo on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls, after realizing his actions didn't affect their economies or customer turnouts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. So far, it looks like the &amp;quot;Being Single on Valentine's Day&amp;quot; streak continues.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 34]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2016&amp;diff=194142</id>
		<title>February 2016</title>
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		<updated>2016-02-04T23:39:03Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2016]]'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of February 2016==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris ends his embargo on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls, after realizing his actions didn't affect their economies or customer turnouts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 February - The KiwiFarmer from the January 23rd interview continues with another interview with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. So far, it looks like the &amp;quot;Being Single on Valentine's Day&amp;quot; streak continues.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 34]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>February 2016</title>
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		<updated>2016-02-04T23:38:18Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''February''' is the second month of '''[[2016]]'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of February 2016==&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - Chris ends his embargo on GameStop, Best Buy and Simon Malls, after realizing his actions didn't affect their economies or customer turnouts.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 February - The KiwiFarmer from the January 23rd interview continues the interviews with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Valentine's Day. So far, it looks like the &amp;quot;Being Single on Valentine's Day&amp;quot; streak continues.&lt;br /&gt;
* 24 February - Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns 34]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Koozbane</name></author>
	</entry>
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