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ECV 00001

2010-10-10T10:24:13Z

KrookedSpoke:

[[File:CryingIndian.jpg|thumb|Iron Eyes Cody weeps from all that has been lost.]]
[[File:johnredcorn.jpg|thumb|left|John Redcorn does not approve.]]

'''ECV 00001''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[October 2010]], in which he paraphrases [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|the Wikipedia article]] about the [[Cherokee]] while dressed as what he thinks they looked like. Throughout the video, he holds a [[PlayStation]] Move controller and a matching "Navigation Controller", probably to show off his purchase in the delusion that anyone gives a shit. Chris has also returned to using his old [[PSEye]] to record this video, which causes a number of skips to occur throughout the video. Of note is how Chris is careful to elaborate how peaceful the Cherokee clan was, specifically how [[Prickly-Wicklies|war is bad]], yet he pulls a 180 near the end by stating how fierce they were and that the [[Death threats|trolls should beware.]] Chris, always sensitive to the plight of minorities, speaks in a stereotypical "kemosabe" style Indian voice until he starts talking about black people at which point he starts speaking in a hip, urban manner in order to show that he is [[Retarded|"down"]].

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==Video==
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| name = ECV 00001
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mum48216-C0}}
| stardate = 9 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}
| style =
| saga =
| shirt = {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[100 2270]]
| next = [[A Hike]]
}}

=== Transcription ===
''[Chris is wearing his muscle bra with construction paper accents to give his impression of a very very [[homos|fierce]] Cherokee warrior, he has his arms crossed over his chest with a Playstation controller in each hand]''

Me noble Cherokee Man. I come to you with a brief bit of introduction to our Cherokee clan. We were a peaceful lace... peaceful race, most of our history is encrypted within Spanish history. Some of it was previously uh translated, was translated, as can— found on The Wikipedia under the term "Cherokee" [[Fail|C-H-R-O-K-''E''-''E''.]]

We were very peaceful, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill I tell ya what.] We were so peaceful, that we found war activities to be a polluting activity. And we had and a whole and before it was revoked we had purity sessions of which our priests of our clans purified the warriors that went out into battle before they come into to the village and resume life there. And we were even bartered as [[Rosechu|slut]]— bartered off as slaves to the [[Virginia]] and north and northward.

And we had a whole bunch of medishin [[Tobacky|medicianal supstances]] that were created within our times by our witch doctors, which I happen to have a witch doctor. His name is on my thing there, but [[Honor_roll|I forgot memorize it.]] Which he comes from the Chandler Clan on my father's side. It was a good union, though, between my father meeting my mother for she comes from the [[Daniel Weston|English clan]], but we were here in America first and we had our own tortures. And through a whole bunch of trials and tribulations, we ended up walking the Trail Of Tears.

Which, beyond which, as we walked the trail, some of us wandered off the trail to be hidden from those that have considered us slaves. Unfortunately, thanks to our right— thanks to our guys, slavery has abolished altogether, including— including the [[Niggos|black slaves]]. Though I not say that, it was of an consasensus...

''[Chris suddenly changes from offensive Indian imitation to offensive urban patois]''

Hey, we're with you on this one dude we're with you on this one dudes. I mean, we were slaves as well back in the day. But we've managed to collect ourselves, and there only a few of us left within this America and mostly there are only partial regions with us, but there are orginisations of us Cherokees within states like Oklahoma and Tennesee. More information on this as well as our history on The Wikipedia. Also, we did go off out in battle after that practice was abolished. Of which we have purified our warriors before they could return to our village. We were fierce though. We were very very fierce. But anyway, with that, don't mess with us. For we will [[CWC is Angry|shoot you]] [[Gun Comic|down]]. Pew! ''[Pantomimes shooting a bow and arrow]''

==See also==
*[[War Paint Video]]
*[[Cherokian Clan]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2270]]|nextlink=[[A Hike]]}}

Take that Page DOWN NOW!

2010-08-30T15:42:43Z

KrookedSpoke: /* Transcript */

'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him shouting and growling at the camera. He makes several threats on [[Clyde Cash]]'s life in this video, including a threat to "shove [his] ass down [his] throat' and "make [him] eat [his] underwear." (A line he stole directly from a ''[[South Park]]'' episode.)

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

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| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|X02mQycxqSw}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats|Violence]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora#Watch|Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]
| next = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===

Just a major up--just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al--everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.

[''sighs''] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma--for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it--this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks''! Too many ''crooks''! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.

Mmmm! It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?

[''reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with picture taped to it'']

This is Clyde.

[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right'']

And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''begins pounding the shit out of doll'']

[''reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half''] NNNGH!

[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN? You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is--BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']

==Director's Cut==

{{Tardrage}}

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| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
| image = {{#ev:youtube|KYATxB7NXAY}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence|text}}
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Video|Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
| next = [[Secret Weapon#Video|Secret Weapon]]
}}
</center>

{{quote|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!}}

===Transcript===

[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart''] Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!

[''picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails''] EENNGH--GGH!

[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to <s>rape</s> pound on it''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!

[''pops back up to give a primal growl''] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!

[''gives [[Claw of Fail]] as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior''] '''CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE ''DEAAAD''! YOU ARE ''DEAD''!''' [''hiccups''] '''YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--'''[''hic'']'''--RRRGGHH!!''' [''snorts''] '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']

[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again'']

Mmm! You despi--you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! [''performs Claw of Fail again'']I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[''Ultimate Warrior voice'']--'''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! NNNGHHGGGHH!'''

[''throws something into his camera, obscuring it'']

{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cwe-1Ejl5FU}}
| Stardate = 31 March 2009
| Maker = Trowelhands
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}

==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvwy7Emgs Reversed]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]|nextlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Take that Page DOWN NOW!

2010-08-30T15:23:15Z

KrookedSpoke: Tidying up some grammar.

'''Take that Page DOWN NOW!''' is a [[YouTube]] video posted by [[Chris]] on 30 [[March 2009]], in which he demands that his [[ED]] page be taken down. Later, Chris takes the video down, and updates a longer version, with added footage of him shouting and growling at the camera. He makes several threats on [[Clyde Cash]]'s life in this video, including a threat to "shove [his] ass down [his] throat' and "make [him] eat [his] underwear." (A line he stole directly from a ''[[South Park]]'' episode.)

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|X02mQycxqSw}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats|Violence]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora#Watch|Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]
| next = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Director.27s_Cut|Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===

Just a major up--just a small update. Well, I just wanted to, uh, ask a small favor. You know what would ''really'' inspire me to continue doing the comics? I tell you what--[''removes glasses, grows more stern'']--you take down that ED page forever. Take it down. It and al--everything about it, including the, the discussion pages. Everything. Delete it.

[''sighs''] Because you don't--because that thing has been bothering me for so ma--for that long time. And you know how the expression "Too many cooks spoil the broth?" Well, call it--this was "too many ''crooks''." Too many ''crooks''! Too many ''crooks''! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a crook.

Mmmm! It just makes me really [''tries to flex nonexistent muscles''] ''angry''! Nnngh, nngh! Nnnngh! You know how it makes me angry?

[''reaches off camera; after jump cut, picks up the [[Clown Doll]] with picture taped to it'']

This is Clyde.

[''jump cut to Chris holding doll in left hand and making fist with right'']

And ''this'' is how angry I am for every waking moment that that ED page is up. [''begins pounding the shit out of doll'']

[''reaches down to retrieve picture, rips it in half''] NNNGH!

[''looks into camera, sneering''] You want me to calm down? YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN? You want me to draw the comics? YOU TAKE DOWN THAT ED PAGE! [''picks up piece of picture, puts it back on doll''] Or Clyde is--BAM! [''resumes punching his clown'']

==Director's Cut==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Take that Page DOWN NOW! (Director's Cut)
| image = {{#ev:youtube|KYATxB7NXAY}}
| Stardate = 30 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence|text}}
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownshirtwithlogo.png]] Brown with Logo
| previous = [[Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW!#Video|Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
| next = [[Secret Weapon#Video|Secret Weapon]]
}}
</center>

{{quote|I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT...AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!}}

===Transcript===

[''jump cut, apparently later in the day; Chris is tensing is arms and either hulking up or trying to fart''] Ngh...EEENNNNRRRRGGHHHH!!!

[''picks up doll again, tries to tear its head off, fails''] EENNGH--GGH!

[''begins beating it more savagely''] NGH! NGH! [''throws it to ground, reaches down to <s>rape</s> pound on it''] NGH! NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH-NGH!

[''pops back up to give a primal growl''] ERRRNNNRGGGHH! URRRGH! RRRGH-HAAAGHH! EERGHHAAGHH!

[''raises hand up as he stares off into space, talking like the Ultimate Warrior''] '''CLYDE DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE ''DEAAAD''! YOU ARE ''DEAD''!''' [''hiccups''] '''YOU ARE DEAD! AND SO IS THAT PAGE! RRARRGGH--'''[''hic'']'''--RRRGGHH!!''' [''snorts''] '''EEEEENNRRRHHH!''' [''begins smacking his fist into his palm'']

[''jump cut; Christian is speaking normally again'']

Mmm! You despi--you are so despicable, Clyde! I am going to BEAT your lights out! I am going to DRAG you right in front of EVERYONE if we ever meet in public! I am going SHOVE your ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT--[''Ultimate Warrior voice'']--'''AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR! NNNGHHGGGHH!'''

[''throws something into his camera, obscuring it'']

{{RageQuote|'''''NNNAGGHHHH!!!'''''}}

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Ultimate Attack
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cwe-1Ejl5FU}}
| Stardate = 31 March 2009
| Maker = Trowelhands
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}

==See also==
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmTvwy7Emgs Reversed]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]|nextlink=[[Secret Weapon]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]