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<div>:''This article is about Chris himself... It is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''<br />
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''<br />
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! colspan="2" | Chandler Family<br />
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! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler<br />
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| '''Birth Name'''<br />
| Christopher Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Full Name'''<br />
| "Christopher" Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler<br />
|-<br />
| '''Nicknames'''<br />
| Chris-chan<br>Chris Chan<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<br>CWC<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>Solid Chris<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br> [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] <br> [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Date of Birth'''<br />
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age 32)<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gender'''<br />
| Male (1982–2011)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011–c2012)<br>Unknown (2012-2014)<br>Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian Identified Male]] (2014)<br>Female (2014-present)<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris.6283/</ref><br />
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| '''Nationality'''<br />
| [[United States of America|American]]<br />
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| '''Race'''<br />
| [[Chris and race|White]]<br />
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| '''Height'''<br />
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref><br />
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| '''Weight'''<br />
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]] <br />
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| '''Parents'''<br />
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br /> [[Barbara]]<br />
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| '''Education'''<br />
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])<br />
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| '''Occupation(s)'''<br />
| Freelance comic book artist/writer/videogame designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>Male escort ([[2010]], unpaid)<br />
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-mind|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the [[The Wall of Originals|hand-drawing original]] [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}<br />
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'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a [[Asperger's|high-functioning]] [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went#The_Trial.|adult autistic child]], thirty-two-year-old, former [[virgin with rage|virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a crossover of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. Christian also stars alongside his [[Chris and copyright|original creations]] in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].<br />
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His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''my current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], [[alcohol|non-alcoholic]] [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]." <br />
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In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. The initial fascination was spurred on by his willingness to wear a homemade [[Sonichu medallion]] in public, his [[Chris and Art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to even greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing still more disturbing facts about him.]]<br />
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==Aliases==<br />
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br />
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Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|bear conductor]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".<br />
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Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.<br />
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Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. In his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].<br />
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The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also the seldom-used "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]].<br />
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==Overview==<br />
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda.]]]]<br />
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Chris is a timid, [[autism|autistic]], man with [[chris and his ego|delusional tendencies]] who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barbara Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now thirty-two years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, such as "you must [[Chris and health#Hygiene|bathe]] regularly," "you cannot loiter in a store all day [[Attraction Sign|waiting]] for people to talk to you," and "you should use the washroom if you think you may [[dirty crapped briefs|soil yourself]]." Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Christian to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Nor has he had many meaningful relationships with people in a social setting. Christian's main impressions of people now come from the [[trolls]] and [[white knights]] he meets online. <br />
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Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by [[trolls]] working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]].<br />
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Chris absolutely hates [[homos|gay men]], and communicates this with such intensity that observers are easily convinced he's simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; Christian appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Christian's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seems to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia does not extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.<br />
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== Early life ==<br />
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In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to [[Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.<br />
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===Childhood and adolescence===<br />
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br />
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Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at six weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true - the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at six weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br />
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An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact the he now locks himself in a [[Chris's room|room]]. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of one and seven, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> <br />
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During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl—if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).<br />
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In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name [[Christopher's name change|legally changed]].<br />
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Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the fifth grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /><br />
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At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his twelfth birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. Local news coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not [[Liquid Chris|some elaborate troll]]. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br />
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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|Even as a baby, he was unusually ugly. Looks kind of like Baby Selwyn from ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_%28film%29 Braindead]''.<br />
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br />
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu ball]].<br />
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[Creepy stare|stare]].<br />
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]<br />
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[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br />
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Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading R.L. Stine horror novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[high school ring]].<br />
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Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out cried during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br />
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Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-warp]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.<br />
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Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br />
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br />
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br />
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br />
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===Adult Chronicles===<br />
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br />
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Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash| newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref><br />
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Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br />
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Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a [[sign]] that read "I am a (Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which is basically true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse ye ha me ha|magic powers]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br />
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After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]], drawing ''Sonichu'', [[masturbation|masturbating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].<br />
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[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br />
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In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than five minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.<br />
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In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br />
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It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad romantic misadventures.<br />
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==Discovery==<br />
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Chris's rare talent was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.<br />
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[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]<br />
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Upon learning of the "Chris-chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself fingerbanging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]] Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily. But he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br />
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In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses. <br />
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The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[lulz]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was lulzy or faggy to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to trolling Chris), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br />
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==Chris today==<br />
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]<br />
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By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], [[sweethearts]], cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve|naïveté]] readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]] Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the [[CWCki]] maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br />
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[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br />
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Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[Chris and fashion|striped shirts]].<br />
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In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].<br />
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]<br />
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Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behaviour with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behaviour seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).<br />
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In [[September 2011]], Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[monthly tugboat|tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his [[mother]] Barbara is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.<br />
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Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.<br />
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[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br />
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In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.<br />
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br />
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In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally lost his virginity. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].<br />
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[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behaviour coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realise.<br />
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The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterised by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behaviour. <br />
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin hair receding in earnest.]]<br />
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At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the [[Naïve|idiocy]] we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. Luckily, no-one (animal or human) was seriously harmed, although the resulting damages have forced him and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of [[Bob|Bob's]] possessions would have been destroyed, including his huge record collection.<br />
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Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|you can guess who most of his patrons are]]). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literal thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to [[Monthly tugboat|give him hand-outs]]. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother [[Hooker incident|can't]] [[28 October 2011|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|But]] [[Chris and his Ego|probably not]].<br />
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More [[Autism|curiously]], [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian ([[Chris and reality|citing Yahoo Answers as proof]]). While he seemed to soften his stance on [[Homos|gay men]] (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[Duck|penis]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of penises in general. <br />
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In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[Wallflower|would last]]. <br />
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As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracised from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.<br />
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In early November, it was confirmed that his [[Catherine|latest sweet-heart]] was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.<br />
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==Featured fan video==<br />
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| name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DxAhBoYfWy4}}<br />
| Stardate = 20 November 2009<br />
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br />
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==See also==<br />
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br />
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.<br />
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br />
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account!<br />
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==References==<br />
{{CWCipedia}}<br />
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br />
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<references /><br />
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==External links==<br />
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]<br />
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{{Chris and|nocat=true}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
{{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br />
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[[Category:Family Members]]<br />
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br />
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br />
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[[Image:hooker.jpg|thumbnail|right|Speculation pic.]]<br />
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== Background ==<br />
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Not much is known about Catherine other than her name, and that she admires lonely, crazy men. She is almost certainly white, and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign|preferences]] preclude anything else. It is unknown whether she is the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]] or a completely new, unrelated sweetheart; Chris's [[Chris and English|confusing wording]] has resulted in much ambiguity. If she is, then unlike [[Megan Schroeder|other]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in his life, Chris decided to keep the identity of Catherine anonymous during July 2014 in hopes that no one would discover who she was. During the start of October 2014 Chris sent [[Three-Quarter Woman|his master copy of the newest CD]] he'd made to his sweetheart Catherine, but little did he know a thief would acquire the CD, and post it on the [[CWCki Forums]] for the world to see. To the CD thief's surprise the CD had information pertaining to the anonymous sweetheart's name but tragically not her appearance.<br />
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On 5 November 2014, it was revealed on a [[CWCki Forums]] thread that Catherine, like sweethearts past, was created by trolls; the relationship was non-existent. <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783</ref><br />
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== How Chris screwed up so soon ==<br />
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Catherine visited New York one day for her friend's bachelorette party. During this visit she went on a sail boat ride with a [[JERKS|man]] named Colin. Catherine viewed her relationship with Chris as an open one but Chris didn't view it that way, and confessedly insulted Colin about going on that sail boat ride with her. Catherine then received word about Chris's outburst in front of Colin and chewed Chris out for it. Chris for the first time in a long time caught a heartache, because he acted like a sleazebag towards Colin. He proceeded to upload a video where he apologizes for how he acted.<br />
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Her reaction to the video is not known, and nor are her feelings towards Chris in the wake of this mishap. Considering she considered the relationship open to begin with (suggesting a possible lack of commitment), it does not bode well.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I Love You, Catherine<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]<br />
}}<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Catherine&diff=175867Catherine2014-11-06T09:47:43Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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[[Image:hooker.jpg|thumbnail|right|Speculation pic.]]<br />
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== Background ==<br />
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Not much is known about Catherine other than her name, and that she admires lonely, crazy men. She is almost certainly white, and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign|preferences]] preclude anything else. It is unknown whether she is the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]] or a completely new, unrelated sweetheart; Chris's [[Chris and English|confusing wording]] has resulted in much ambiguity. If she is, then unlike [[Megan Schroeder|other]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in his life, Chris decided to keep the identity of Catherine anonymous during July 2014 in hopes that no one would discover who she was. During the start of October 2014 Chris sent [[Three-Quarter Woman|his master copy of the newest CD]] he'd made to his sweetheart Catherine, but little did he know a thief would acquire the CD, and post it on the [[CWCki Forums]] for the world to see. To the CD thief's surprise the CD had information pertaining to the anonymous sweetheart's name but tragically not her appearance.<br />
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On 5 November 2014, it was revealed on a [[CWCki Forums]] thread that Catherine, like sweethearts past, was created by trolls <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783</ref><br />
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== How Chris screwed up so soon ==<br />
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Catherine visited New York one day for her friend's bachelorette party. During this visit she went on a sail boat ride with a [[JERKS|man]] named Colin. Catherine viewed her relationship with Chris as an open one but Chris didn't view it that way, and confessedly insulted Colin about going on that sail boat ride with her. Catherine then received word about Chris's outburst in front of Colin and chewed Chris out for it. Chris for the first time in a long time caught a heartache, because he acted like a sleazebag towards Colin. He proceeded to upload a video where he apologizes for how he acted.<br />
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Her reaction to the video is not known, and nor are her feelings towards Chris in the wake of this mishap. Considering she considered the relationship open to begin with (suggesting a possible lack of commitment), it does not bode well.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I Love You, Catherine<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]<br />
}}<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
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[[Category:Sweethearts]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Gal_pal&diff=175866Gal pal2014-11-06T09:37:33Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* Betrayal */</p>
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<div>{{quote<br />
|My circle of gal-pals was the best asset and blessing anyone could ever ask for.<br />
|Chris, [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]<br />
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[[Image:0487-CWC18th18.jpg|thumb|right|200 px|Chris's gal pals at his [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday party]]. From left to right: [[Sarah Hammer]], [[Kellie Andes]], Friend Brought Along, [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]], Sarah Bevel, [[Tiffany Gowen]].]]<br />
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A '''gal pal''' or '''gal-pal''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for a female friend. Chris claims to have had a lot of these in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. Since then, he has been lamenting over the lack of gal-pals for over a decade.<br />
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==Chris and gal-pals==<br />
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Chris said, "in my autism test it was found that I get along better with women, well over men."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 5]]</ref> He has always been hesitant towards making friends with males due to bad experiences with [[jerks]]. Perhaps because of this, he has adopted rather effeminate traits and mannerisms (such as assuming the cowgirl sexual position in the [[sex tape]], or having a collection of [[My Little Pony|My Little Ponys]]), ignorant to the fact that what might be acceptable for girls would be considered taboo for guys.<br />
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In typical Chris style, he has managed to drive every single gal-pal away. He believes that due to all his gal-pals, he had his pick of which to turn into his [[sweetheart]] and that he missed out on this opportunity during [[high school]], oblivious that they probably associated with him out of pity.<br />
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It is also interesting to note that he never refers to girls as "friends", only "gal-pals". Usually, this phrase is used by women when talking about their social clique. Only [[homos|gay]] men ever refer to female friends as "gal-pals", and even then, they're usually joking. Men talking about female companions will just say "friend", or "a girl who happens to be my friend" as opposed to a "girlfriend", because in English colloquy, the latter is implying a romantic relationship. The fact that Chris never thinks of girls around him as "friends" and repeatedly calls them "gal-pals" (which he probably thinks is cute, him being "one of the girls") reasserts his [[women's rights|sexism]]. He doesn't see the women in his life as equals and companions, he sees them as possible [[china]].<br />
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==Notable gal-pals==<br />
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* [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]<br />
* [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]<br />
* [[Laura Beth Dorazio]]<br />
* [[Kellie Lyn Andes]]<br />
* [[Tiffany Nicole Gowen]]<br />
* [[Anna McLerran]]<br />
* [[Megan Schroeder]]<br />
* [[Sarah Jackson]]<br />
* [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]]<br />
* [[Ivy O'Neil]]<br />
* [[Kacey Devoria]]<br />
* [[The Wallflower]]<br />
* [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]<br />
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==Other gal-pals==<br />
===Tiffany Robinson===<br />
'''Tiffany Robinson''' was a friend of Chris in the days he lived in [[Richmond]]. She was Chris's first crush. In Chris's words, "we would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days."<br />
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===Natasha Turner===<br />
'''Natasha Turner''' was a friend Chris met at [[Providence Middle School]], and who was slightly older than him. He felt very fond of her, and they were next-door neighbors for a while, often hanging out at the bus stop near their homes.<br />
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===Sarah Anne Bevel===<br />
[[File:0484-CWC18th15.jpg|thumb|'''Sarah Anne Bevel''' (in green, on the right) and '''Miranda Joyce Mitchell''' (in black, next to her).]] <br />
'''Sarah Anne Bevel''' was Chris's classmate at [[Manchester High]]. She and [[Kellie Andes]] were Chris's lab partners in chemistry class. While attending Manchester High, she dated Brian Smart. Chris recalls hearing that they broke up some time in the [[2000s]]. She married Justin Alan Ingram on 5 August [[2006]].<ref>[http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-12774799.html]</ref><br />
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In a [[Facebook]] post of 12 September 2013, Chris lamented how Sarah claimed to have no longer known him, despite apparently being one of his "Closest Friends".<ref>https://i.imgur.com/pdioxYY.png</ref> On 19 November, Chris posted that it was Sarah who revealed the "hurtfullest truth" that his gal-pals were in fact "Hired Help."<ref>[[:File:ChrisHeart02.jpg]]</ref><br />
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Recently, it appears that Sarah has discovered Chris's antics since high school. On December 19, [[2013]], [[Kellie Andes]] shared a link on her [[Facebook]] for Chris's [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video. Among those who commented on the link was Sarah, with the remark, "Ladies, look what we're missing. :P"<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/gal-pal-facebook-update-12-19-13.2726/</ref> Sarah also commented on a screenshot of Chris's [[Craigslist#Used Porn|Craigslist ad for used porn]] posted by Molly Quarles with the comment, "Well that explains a few things....." <ref name="Used porn comments">http://i1278.photobucket.com/albums/y505/bgheff/138736550810_zpsc03df10f.png</ref><br />
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===Molly Quarles===<br />
'''Molly Quarles''' was a cheerleader (the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio) during Chris's Freshman Year. She shared a few classes with Chris. Chris recalls being matched up in a "dating match-up thing" they had every Valentines Day at Manchester High. According to Chris it was ''"the ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then."''<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]]</ref> In October 2013, Chris was reported while trying to get back in touch with her via [[Facebook]] to see if her friendship too was only out of pity.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref><br />
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It appears that, like [[Kellie Andes]] and Sarah Bevel, Molly has also discovered Chris's antics since high school. In December [[2013]], Molly discovered Chris's [[Craigslist#Used Porn|Craigslist ad for used porn]] and posted a screenshot to her [[Facebook]] account with the comment, "Eeeeeew! I didn't need that mental picture. What a creeper! :P"<ref name="Used porn comments" /><br />
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===Miranda Joyce Mitchell===<br />
'''Miranda Joyce Mitchell''' was a girl with whom Chris shared a few classes. According to Chris, she was "a big brain of my Circle of Friends." Miranda, or "Maranda" as she was dubbed by Chris,<ref>[http://classic-web.archive.org/web/20010217092458/http://homepages.go.com/~christianchandler/pokste2.htm CWC's Pokésite 2!]</ref> helped our hero out in his early website creating days by redesigning the [[CWC's PokéSite 2!]] logo.<br />
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==Betrayal==<br />
On 30 October, 2013, Chris [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|posted on Facebook]] about a recent discovery that all of his cherished gal-pals from [[Manchester High School]] had only put up with him out of pity for him.<br />
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{{quote<br />
|I let Christian hang out with us mainly because we felt sorry for him. He sort of latched onto us, like he expected us to protect him. He was like a lost little boy. Sometimes I think he saw us as sort of mother figures, which seems a little creepy now, but Christian seemed harmless enough back then, and we didn't mind him hanging out with us. As far as socializing goes, we didn't really hang with him outside of school, except for the time we went to his 18th birthday party.<br />
|[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|An e-mail from one of Chris's "friends"]]<br />
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Of course, this comes as a surprise to no one except Chris, as the [[Anna_McLerran|vast]] [[Kim Wilson|majority]] [[Vivian_Gee|of]] his gal-pals have indeed been [[White_knight|white knights]] trying to protect him.<br />
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At the end of October, Chris, having just discovered the truth, demanded an apology for their kindness.<br />
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In December, his high-school gal-pals became aware of [[Media:Cwcbraorig.JPG|the picture of him wearing his mother's underwear]], [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|the Mount and Do Me oral sex video]], and a [[Craigslist#Used_Porn|a recent Craigslist ad]] where he put several dozen pornographic DVDs up for sale and posted negative comments about them on Facebook.<br />
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On 5 November 2014, it was revealed on a [[CWCki Forums]] thread that the "betrayal" was fabricated by trolls. <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/</ref><br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Gal Pals 1<br />
Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|Gal Pals 2<br />
Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|Gal Pals 3<br />
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==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
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{{CWC-isms}}<br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
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[[Category:Gal pals]]<br />
[[Category:CWC-isms]]<br />
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[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun Fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]<br />
{{Quote|I Am Straight; Vaginas and Boobies Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.|[[Chris]].<ref>[[Mailbag 31]]</ref>}}<br />
{{Quote|I put a condom on the dildo and actually did put it up my, uh, A-hole. Uh...and uh, in my humble opinion, it just did not feel right to me. And uh, the anal beads, I just put 'em in there and they were, it's like... in. Not so stiff. So it was just that one time, then they got covered in poo, and I just, I put them in the trash can.|Chris.<ref>[[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3]]</ref>}}<br />
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'''Homos''' is the pejorative term by which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] refers to '''gay people'''. He uses this term almost exclusively. He also occasionally uses phrases such as "those of the wrong orientation", presumably because even saying the word "homo" makes him somewhat uncomfortable.<br />
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From the very beginning of his [[Internet]] fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STAY STRAIGHT]]" have been one of his most noted and exploited aspects.<br />
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Following his coming out as a "[[Tomgirl|transgender]] [[Gaybian|lesbian]]" in [[2014]], Chris recanted previous homophobic statements of his, claiming to have become fully supportive of equality and human rights. He also seems to have overcome his previous aversion to using the word "gay," stating that "gays will be gays" and "it is good for them" while apologizing for his previous support of [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|turning homosexual men straight]]. However, he apparently remains ambivalent about homosexual men on a personal level, though this seems to mostly stem from his general disdain for men (as well as [[duck]]s).<br />
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==Fear of being a homo==<br />
[[Image:0067-Christian&Barbie.jpg|thumb|left|Chris tried to stay straight from an early age, by posing with Barbie.]]<br />
[[Image:CWC new novel.png|thumb|A glimpse into the future?]]<br />
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{{quote|"Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a [[Tomgirl|gender change operation]]."|Chris. <ref>E-mail to Megan, "I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm</ref>}}<br />
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Chris's homophobia is just that: He is literally afraid of homosexuality and of anything that could conceivably cause a straight person to be "leered off the straight path." His terror is such that he can barely bring himself to even utter the word "gay" or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for "homo". He has said that he cannot even look at a picture of a [[pickle|penis]] without being "freaked out"<ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref> and he has cited [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|several techniques]] he believes are necessary to maintain his sexual attraction to women.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag #3]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag #4]]</ref> <br />
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Chris is also convinced that chances of homosexuality are raised as a direct result of not engaging in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education</ref> his [[Dating education|Dating Education]] classes naturally being the reasonable solution to prevent people from becoming homos. He continues to attempt (and fail) to wildly assert his straightness, using anything from [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a poster of Sailor Moon]] to objects as strange and totemic as his [[Optimus Prime]] toy.<br />
[[File:Taking it in the briefs.JPG|thumb|right|You're making this painfully obvious, Chris.]]<br />
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==Hatred of homos==<br />
Chris's animosity towards gay people seems to result primarily from his fear of them and their supposed ability or desire to make him gay. He has often characterized the [[trolls]] as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu]] must be gay.<br />
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Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:<br />
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{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]"|Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59.}}<br />
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[[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic the Hedgehog|one of his own abominations]].]]<br />
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Chris further went on to propose a bizarre form of conversion therapy where all gay men would be imprisoned and made to sleep with both female offenders and prostitutes, thereby "reprogramming" them. Interestingly, a certain Herr Himmler had a similar idea, suggesting that "pink triangle" concentration camp prisoners be forced to sleep with (female) camp prostitutes.<br />
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{{quote|[they would be] taken in and reprogrammed with multiple upon multiple pleasurable moments with female prison inmates and prosts.|Chris, 2 January 2009, 12:01.}}<br />
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On [[CWC Update 18 February 2009|February 18, 2009]], Chris issued a retraction of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects "the gay people" like he respects his [[Gal pal|gal pals]] and his [[List of Chris's sweethearts|sweethearts]]. However, this was mostly done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; by [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|10 March 2009]] Chris was [[Chris and religion|reciting verses from the Bible]] to justify his position against homos.<br />
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On 14 [[June 2009]], he created a video called ''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]'', which in the Chris-chan tradition of ruining everything you ever loved is a homophobic version of [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]'s song "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" from [[Wikipedia:The Garden Party|the pilot episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:The Boondocks|The Boondocks]]''.<br />
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Later on in the day, he published an apology for the video called ''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]'', and insisted that he likes gays who "ac— ...accomplish other things, like [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''." This quote, of course, displays Chris's ignorance, as Stephen Fry is also a famous actor, comedian, writer, narrator (on things other than ''LBP''), an author of several blogs that have a large Internet following, as well as being an advocate for gay rights. This apology was only posted for the sake of his [[gal pal]] [[Kim]]'s boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.<br />
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Chris occasionally tries to say he respects homosexuals for who they are. However, he repeatedly betrays his intolerance of different lifestyles, often within the same statement.<br />
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{{quote|"I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW. Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head."|Chris. <ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality</ref>}}<br />
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Chris sees no problem waving around his degenerate sexuality and showcasing real life pictures of his disgusting activities, but God forbid a well-adjusted male adult mention they love other men.<br />
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On 8 July 2009, Chris left a comment on a PSN News Post in reference to a Unity avatar.<ref>http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/08/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/#comment-241496</ref><br />
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{{quote|Hey, the Street Fighter Tourney is good news, but I have a concern about the person who left the message.<br />
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His [[Chris and English|Avitar]]…<br />
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If that icon is WHAT I THINK IT IS, I AM OFFENDED; please change your Avitar, dude.}}<br />
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On [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|July 26, 2009]], Chris goes so far as to call "gay" a synonym for "stupid."<br />
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In the [[Mailbag]] section of the [[CWCipedia]], Chris describes at length his idea for his comic self to travel to the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the "homo gene" (An idea stolen from [[Wikipedia:Family Gay|this episode of]] ''[[Family Guy]]''). They have not, however, isolated the "straight gene", and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia: Sonderbehandlung|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). This storyline finally came to light in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris amended this plan to not only bring back a couple of syringes, but also enough of the "cure" to turn every gay person on Earth straight. <br />
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[[Jack Thaddeus]] purchased advertisement space on the [[CWCipedia]] to put up two ads on the site. One of them was an ad featuring Peter Griffin of ''[[Family Guy]]'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights. In retaliation, Chris blew his stack, [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|stating]]:<br />
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{{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with [[Vivian]]'s [[Audiobooks]], BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''<br />
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Please Remove, or Change the Images of, THE TWO ADS.<br />
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And in the future, if you plan on adding more advertisements, INCLUDING the associated images, Please run them by me in a message for my personal Approval BEFORE you start running the ads.<br />
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Thank you.|Chris.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links</ref>}}<br />
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In a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris stated that he assumed that a friend of Jack's was gay when he heard that he had AIDS.<br />
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On Christmas Day, [[2009]], the Sysop at the CWCipedia added a Twitter feed onto the webpage. Two days later, Chris saw this and flew into a tizzy, wanting it off as he didn't want any "homo trolls" talking behind his back.<br />
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Around New Year [[2010]], Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an "ex-gay" ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site that calls for a boycott on Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. In another ad, he also suggested that [[wikipedia:Avatar (2009 film)|''Avatar'']] was a ''totally'' straight film. To sum it up: Ex-gay campaigns, Proposition 8 and ridiculous consumer boycotts - in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that do ''not'' win himself any gay friends whatsoever and prove all of his previous "respect" for gays is nothing but idle words.<br />
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On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris responded to a [[Mailbag]] letter addressing the homosexual subject. In the answer, Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic-surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville. When evidence of homosexuality was found in a couple, the people involved would be [[Chris and the Law|arrested and fined heavily.]]<br />
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Then, on 7 January, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight...<br />
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{{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian." That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}<br />
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Not only is this ironic, considering his current views on lesbianism, but it adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by him being childish and whiny about not getting his way, just because ''one'' woman turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.<br />
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On 12 January, Chris appeared to soften his stance, saying that "Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within [[CWCville|Cwcville]], yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request."<ref>[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref> Of course, it's not clear how gays can have "equal relationship rights" if they can't marry, but Chris tends to be pretty weak on logic.<br />
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On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He is for the lifting of the ban so that "[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]]."<br />
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On 15 [[August 2010]], [[Bob]] showed the same kind of hatred and prejudice as his son does for "DA HOMOS". In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob said that he believed that a few homosexual kids were working alongside [[Michael Snyder|Mike]] and [[Megan]] to get Chris banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]].<br />
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On the February 5th, 2012 entry on his [[Facebook_statuses|Facebook page]], he mentions buying Napoleon Dynamite because he learned 'that homo Andy Dick' didn't star in it.<br />
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In a [[Facebook]] post on March 29th, 2013, Chris threw a tantrum over media coverage of homosexual unions. Ironically, he showed support towards lesbian couplings, which would totally defeat the purpose of his [[sweetheart]] search since that would mean he'd have even ''more'' competition for single women.<br />
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==Views on lesbianism==<br />
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Whereas Chris' discomfort with homosexual males has been fairly consistent, his views on lesbianism have vacillated. In Chris's ''Carrie'' rip-off, "[[The High School Story]]", his Mary Sue character Terrah LeAnne Yowman is ridiculed as a lesbian by kids at her high school, because she hangs around with male friends all the time. As the work serves as a backstory to the villainous [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], Terrah may have served as a fictional parallel to the endless accusations of homosexuality lodged by Chris' detractors, illustrating Chris' worldview of implied homosexuality as an insult.<br />
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{{quote|She felt angry when she heard "Lesbian"; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating [[Creepy stare|glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight [[Christian Weston Chandler|Homophobe]] would attack that bully with [[Chris and religion|No Mercy]]; beat the crap out of that person.|"[[The High School Story]]"}}<br />
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On 25 July 2009, Chris produced a [[CWC "Boyfriend"|rambling and nonsensical video]] to the tune of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend". In the middle of the video, Chris sings about the importance of "being straight" and intersperses a "STAY STRAIGHT" caption on a photo of a lesbian couple split in two.<br />
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{{quote|<br />
Hey! Hey! You! You!<br />
I know that you like me!<br />
Hey, you! Hey, you!<br />
You need to be straight, girl!<br />
Hey! Hey! You! You!<br />
I want to be your boyfriend! }}<br />
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Later, Chris would begin to revise his former hard-line attitude against lesbians. In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as "a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian."<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Cwcipedia: Sonichu]</ref> He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.<ref name="Cwcipedia: Sonichu"/> Chris most likely shoehorned a lesbian character into ''Sonichu'' to appear more tolerant, although his attempt comes off as half-hearted in light of his continual derision of gay men and insistence that Heather hide her sexuality.<br />
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In [[Mumble 1]], Chris declares his support for lesbians and reiterates his simultaneous hatred for gay men, stating how he hates [[JERKS]] in general, and how a porn DVD helped to soften his view on lesbians. In effect, Chris supports lesbians solely because women are beautiful and men are icky.<br />
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{{quote|Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion...I've uh talked to others before with uh, [[PandaHalo|Sarah]], my uh s-s-Sarah, my girlfriend. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}<br />
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{{quote|Yes, Yes they are- yes they're they're more beautf- they're more beautiful. They're like, they're really- they're truly like works of art in their own way- just like yeah you know, just like you know the statues that uh, were in past times.|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}<br />
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On 28 [[March 2013]], Chris posted a public [[Facebook#Gay Marriage |Facebook message]] whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's [[:wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Proposition 8]] and [[:wikipedia:United States v. Windsor|DOMA]] deliberations. In it, he reiterates his support for lesbians and his disapproval of "the damn homosexual males".<br />
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== Chris and transgender topics ==<br />
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[[Image:Die-cis-scum.jpg|thumb|right|Likelier than you think.]][[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris the "Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender."]]<br />
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Chris has stated that, if he were to find himself experiencing pervasive same-sex attraction, he would undergo sex reassignment, so as to become a heterosexual woman, as opposed to a gay man.<ref>[[Mumble 1]] "I'd sooner have a sex change before I would ever turn into a homo."</ref> (Note: He may have changed his position some time later.<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]] "In his case of him, uh, having his operation and going through it, I feel that he would defi'itely not be considered any at all a woman- a woman whatsoever."</ref>) This implies that Chris considers trans women to be legitimately female, an uncharacteristically positive stance on an LGBT issue for Chris. Further, if the [[Tomgirl Saga]] is any indication, Chris himself may be [[Wikipedia:Genderqueer|genderqueer]]. During the aforementioned saga, Chris stated that "tomboys" and "tomgirls" ought to be allowed to use the restroom which matches their gender identity. A bona fide transgender activist might agree with such a sentiment.<br />
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As of [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Ho Mo For Women|14 August 2014]], Chris openly identifies as transgender and claims to be supportive of LGBT rights:<br />
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{{quote|Just to keep it clear on the topic: I am a Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender. You can Google "Lesbian Identified Male" for more info on the subject. I am most sincerely into Women, and I am Female in my Soul. If you still persist, read my extensive response in the Comments of this Post. I am fully supporting Human Rights Equality, Regardless of my own emotions of some people, and I am fully supporting same sex marriage as well in that same regardless.<br />
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Please do not ask me any questions; just feel glad that I am on your side now and from now on the issues.<br />
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Thank you.|Chris}}<br />
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==Evidence that Chris might be gay==<br />
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[[Image:564Homos.jpg|thumb|left|At least Chris doesn't fail at cataloging pictures. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality No, it's not a shoop].]]<br />
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[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|[[Niggos|Oh lawd, is dat sum lipstick on Chris?]]]]<br />
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{{quote|First off, should such images [of men's asses] enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever.|[[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] - Chris admitting he's had homoerotic fantasies ([[Recycling|and eats imaginary man asses]]).}}<br />
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[[Image:Sonichuballs.jpg|thumb|For someone who claims to be straight, Chris sure does love talking about BALLS. Also, balls are touching.]]<br />
[[Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|thumb|That's one [[pickle|phallic]] [[Lego]] tower you're building there, Chris.]]<br />
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|Why do I get the feeling he wants to suck a [[duck]]?]]<br />
[[File:ChrisNewShoes.png|thumb|Totally not gay at all.]]<br />
[[File:ChrisOneEyebrow.png|thumb|''One... eyebrow.'']]<br />
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Ironically, the harder Chris [[I am STRAIGHT|tries to convince people]] he's straight, the gayer he appears. He has absolutely no awareness that an uptight, milquetoast, colorfully-dressed, squeaky-voiced man saying "I am straight! I have a subscription to ''Playboy''!"<ref>[[CWC Update 18 January 2009]]</ref> every five minutes looks like he has something he's trying to hide. Furthermore, the more we learn about Chris, the more gay he really appears to be.<br />
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* Christian has stated that if he were unable to stay straight he would undergo sex reassignment surgery; he would [[Tomgirl|rather be female]] than gay. It should be noted that straight men never, ever, put this much thought into this hypothetical dilemma.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><br />
* He collects [[My Little Pony]] figures well into adulthood.<br />
* For a straight man, he sure does [[Semen#Transcript|consume a lot of semen]]. Likewise, the idea of [[Kacey Call 1|licking his own ejaculate]] off one of his gal-pals sexually arouses him.<br />
* Like many gay men, most of his [[gal pal|"friends"]] were female and he never slept with any of them.<br />
* In a [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|PSN Chat with Julie]], Chris admitted that he randomly has images of penises (his own and others he's seen in porn) pop into his head. He also claims to hear voices in his head that say "Christian is gay." Unless Chris is having ''very specific'' auditory hallucinations, it's likely he has homoerotic daydreams and freaks out about it. In the same chat he sounded ''delighted'' describing the first time he saw semen in a porno movie as a teenager.<br />
* In the chat where [[Julie Reveals Herself]], when [[Bluespike|Max]] told Chris to suck his dick, Chris asked, "How can I do yours if I'm all the way over here?" instead of simply saying "No." Also, later on in the same chat, Chris attempted to show Max his [[Duck|duck]] when the latter began to taunt him with claims that he had a [[China|pussy.]] While you might be thinking that it's a typical knee-jerk reaction from Chris, an [[Julie_Reveals_Herself:_The_Prequel|earlier chat]] reveals a part where Chris ''offers'' to show Max his dick.<br />
* He owns, or at least has owned, anal beads and a vibrator, and he is on record as having experimented with putting both toys in his anus. In a chat during the [[Vanessa Saga]] on 16 [[April 2009]], he claimed that he no longer shoved things up his ass, except for "a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose."<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3|Vanessa IRC Chat III]]</ref> Although it is quite possible to stick things up your butt and still be straight, people who are terrified of being turned gay generally do not do this.<br />
* Chris said that he would put something up his ass for [[Ivy]] "in a heartbeat," including a large fake dick, and would let her fuck him with a strap-on.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 7|Vanessa IRC Chat VII]]</ref> <br />
* Chris said that he might let a gay guy fuck him if Ivy wanted that.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 9|Vanessa IRC Chat IX]]</ref><br />
* Chris once drew [[Sonichu]], a male character, on his [[duck]].<br />
* During their correspondence, [[Jackie]] told Chris she was curious about anal sex.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 5]]</ref> Instead of taking it to mean she wished to be penetrated from behind (as most men would have understood it), Chris thought she wanted to use a strap-on/anal bead on him and said he would comply. In her next email, Jackie clarified her intentions but said she was open to the prospect of being the penetrative partner,<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> leading a jubilant Chris to discuss his past anal experiences in detail.<br />
* According to [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|receipts]] uncovered by trolls, Chris specifically asked for anal beads as a gift with an order of pornography. Chris, however, lied, claiming that the anal beads as well as a vibrator were sent to him as a gift with an order of straight pornography; he did not ask for them or pay for them. Chris kept said vibrator around for months.<br />
* In the [[Chris Sex Logs]], Chris shows off a dildo to [[PandaHalo]]. He immediately suggests the phallic sex toy is something that [[Sex_Logs#This_is_my_dildo|goes up your butt]], and then immediately denies it's been up his butt. He also says having a dildo in your butt "will feel good."<br />
* On [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|5 February 2009]] Chris posted two videos stating that he was coming out of the closet as a gay man (or a 'gaybian'). He later issued a retraction, which was far less persuasive.<br />
* When negotiating for the safe return of his PSN account from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]], Chris was given the choice of burning his [[medallion]] or shoving it up his ass. Chris immediately chose to shove it up his ass.<br />
* When [[Julie_Reveals_Herself|Julie finally revealed herself]] as a [[pedofork|13 year old boy]], Chris's immediate response was "I did not know you were a 13 year old!" making it sound like he's shocked by the age but not the least bit concerned about the fact that he's a boy.<br />
* Chris thought a straight woman would be turned on by a [[nudes|close-up picture of his anus]].<br />
* He wears a pink [[Belt Buckle of Fail|belt buckle]].<br />
* He owns a set of [[Anime Wings]] i.e. hair clips, i.e women's fashion accessories.<br />
* His best man at [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|his wedding]] is [[Sarah Hammer]] in drag.<br />
* He sang "I Love the Nightlife" on his [[Chris's Big Night Out|visit to a local bar/restaurant]], which is popular at gay clubs and drag revues.<br />
* [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys'']] features two covers of the [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]], one cover of a [[Britney Spears]] song, and one cover of a [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] song. This music was popular among thirteen-year-old girls when it was new and is popular among the gay community today.<br />
* [[muscle bra|He wears a bra.]] In fairness, he uses it to [[Fridays After Five|try to attract women]].<br />
* He [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|implores men to wear bras]] because looking at shirtless men makes Chris uncomfortable,<ref>[[Mailbag 55#On brassieres|Mailbag 55]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 55#Draconian_fun.21|Mailbag #55]]</ref> possibly arousing latent homosexual urges.<br />
* When you look up "Homosexuality" in Chris's [[CWCipedia|own web encyclopedia]], you ''literally'' see his own portrait (as shown on the screencap at the top of this section).<br />
* In the [[PS3 History Level]] video, he showed that he actually owns a copy of [[Wikipedia:Sex and the City (film)|''Sex and the City'']] (the film) when he showcased his then current collection of [[PS3]] games and movies.<br />
* In his response to a letter in [[Mailbag 4]] about "impure" homoerotic thoughts, Chris confesses that he "[has] had this problem too," and has to resort to deleting them through a curious process that involves dropping the thoughts into his stomach acid, lest the gay gene take its toll.<br />
* Chris reacts to [[Alec Benson Leary]]'s ''[[Asperchu]]'' comics by giving all the characters a [[Wikipedia:Queer Eye|free makeover]].<br />
* In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris donates some of his "straight blood" to doctors in the future so that they could make a vaccine against homosexuality. Vaccines are made from the virus, implying that Chris is "infected" with homosexuality if his blood could be used to make a vaccine.<br />
* One of Chris's ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' vehicles is called "A Man's Toy", which is a light blue carriage with [[rainbow]] lollipop wheels and a message that says "Tea parties are good and nice" on the rear end of the carriage.<ref>http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/1296110</ref><br />
* In the guise of his trollsona [[JenkinsJinkies]], Chris used [[Trollin Train]] to go into far more detail than was necessary about a supposed homosexual encounter, describing various acts with a relish out of place for someone who claims to be disgusted by the mere thought of a penis.<br />
* In the above same Trollin Train post he mentioned achieving [[Semen|Comeuppance]] before vomiting, indicating he had an erection, and thus was sexually aroused from being sodomized by a man.<br />
* He made a drawing of [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Punchylaylalove.jpg wearing panties and a bra].<br />
* He also made a [[:File:SchuSoneeRosey.jpg|drawing]] of a [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee and a Rosee]] in which the hairless spot on the Rosee's abdomen looks like an erect penis. <br />
* The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] contains a [[:File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|self portrait of Chris]] as the ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' character [http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Magician_Girl Dark Magician Girl].<br />
* He [[Tomgirl|voluntarily dressed up as a woman]], went out in public and used [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee|the woman's washroom]]. While not all cross-dressers are homosexuals and vice-versa, men who are afraid of being seen as a homosexual generally do not take a disturbing amount of pride in cross-dressing in public. When [[Bob]] learned of Chris's crossdressing, his immediate response was to call him a "fag".<br />
* On the 29th April, 2012, Chris 'reveals' that the gay camp experience story he made up as [[JenkinsJinkies]] was a fake. Aside from the fact that [[Naive|absolutely nobody fell for this at all]], it does leave this question: Out of all of the stories that Chris could have made up under a fake identity, why did he go with one where he gets sodomized at [[Pedofork|seven]]?<br />
* [[It%27s_not_that_cold|This video]], where Chris infamously says, "Would you fuck me, 789chan? I'd fuck me." Take note that Chris is dressed in a mini-skirt and hikes it up to reveal his grotesque man ass at the camera, indicating that he'd like to be taken from behind.<br />
* Whenever anyone calls Chris out on his [[Women's rights|objectification of women's bodies]], he is always quick to back-pedal and say he appreciates women more for their personalities, unaware that personalities are the key reason for relationships between gay men and their female friends.<br />
* Chris created a modified version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There" from ''The Boondocks'' called "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]". However, the character who sings the original song is Uncle Ruckus, a self-loathing black man. This makes Chris look like a self-loathing homosexual.<br />
*The fact that he uses the [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail]] to keep himself straight, implies he has homosexual thoughts and fantasies that he wants to keep in check. The irony of the fact that he thinks staring hard enough at a poster of a gay icon will magically suppress these homoerotic urges is lost on him.<br />
* After [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] became Chris's equal and opposite as the result of the latter's brief immersion in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], he turned openly gay. One would think that this logically means Chris is straight, except for the fact that it's made clear that the two differ only in their openness, not their homosexuality.<br />
* Chris posted an absurd riddle on [[Facebook#The_Riddle|Facebook]] containing random pictures, containing Mark Cuban, lemon cake, Delaware Blue Hens and the Sphinx. It's worth noted that :<br />
**[http://i.imgur.com/oKAtnAo.jpg Mark Cuban] is gay.<br />
**Lemon Cake is often dyed rainbow in [http://i.imgur.com/qy1U14g.jpggay pride festivals].<br />
**Delaware is one of the only states to uphold [http://i.imgur.com/YVAnfl9.jpg gay marriage].<br />
**Hens often exhibit homosexuality, and there's a game called [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gay%20chicken Gay Chicken].<br />
**And the sphynx is also a breed of cat. A breed of cat that's [http://i.imgur.com/uBwdEdz.jpg really gay].<br />
* In 2012, Chris signed in the [[CWCki Forums]] as "paintingatree". The term "Painting The Tree" is an [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Painting%20the%20tree act of oral sex], which may refer to Chris's [[duck]].<br />
* Chris posted a picture on [[Facebook#I_got_new_shoes|Facebook]] showing his new shoes. Note the gay pink laces and it looks like sneakers worn for women.<br />
* Chris posted a pointless picture on [[Facebook#One_Eyebrow|Facebook]], showing his eyebrow. Note that it's '''eyebrow''' and not '''eyebrows''', as [http://www.discodamaged.com/2010/12/lesbians-to-grown-on-eyebrow.html lesbians are proposing to grow one eyebrow on Decembrow].<br />
* Chris pierced his right ear (twice), a common, albeit dated, code for homosexuality.<br />
* Chris wrote a [[February_2014_Facebook_Posts#Tabitha_St._Germaine|Facebook post]] comparing Tabitha St. Germaine to Judy Garland, a gay icon.<br />
* Attempting to prove that [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]] is a separate identity, Chris favorited and commented on a number of gay [[pedofork]] [[anime]]s on [[Youtube]].<br />
* In his August 2014 Facebook posts, Chris identified himself as a 'tranny' and a 'Ho Mo' ''(for the ladies, [[Chris_and_English|according to him]])'', placed an equality support symbol on his page's banner, and spoke about women being "supportive" of his choices. He's blissfully unaware ''(or outright doesn't care)'' that all of this makes him look like he's come out of the closet.<br />
<br />
==Defenses against becoming a homo==<br />
[[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by taping index cards indicating their straightness to their shoes (while stomping on [[Sex toys|vibrator]]s). Srsly.]]<br />
It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Luckily, Chris has a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] which he stares at everyday to stave off temptations of homosexuality. <br />
<br />
Chris also subscribes to ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' to help keep himself straight. You can tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to boobies and [[China|vaginas]].<br />
<br />
When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) [[trolls|fans]] sent Chris questions on the [[CWCipedia]] asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tends to offer what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas include thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs as an extremely severe and disproportionate punishment.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He also clarifies that one needs not buy their own poster of fail; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick.<br />
<br />
To prevent future homos, he also encourages women not to drink, smoke, or be physically abused while pregnant because he believes this could cause the baby to be born homosexual.<ref>[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag #5]]</ref><br />
<br />
In ''[[Kill De Jack]]'', Chris reveals another one of his defenses against becoming a homo: He covers a section of his "[[CWC-ism|computer]]" (We can assume that he means "computer screen") with a piece of paper so that he can browse [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s ads featuring pictures of homosexual men.<br />
<br />
It seems that the centerfold poster of [[The_Simpsons#Marge_Poster|Marge's ''Playboy'' magazine]] has become one of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she's married has [[Kacey|no bearing on Chris's desires]].<br />
<br />
Considering the large amount of blatantly homoerotic activities Chris has engaged in, it's a safe bet to say he's a self-hating closeted homosexual, and no amount of defenses will stop the man-child's suppressed urges.<br />
<br />
{{quote|But I say, anyone who even looks at a woman with lust in his eye has already committed adultery with her in his heart.|-Matthew 28, [[Chris and religion|something Chris has probably never read, nor wouldn't care to read.]]}}<br />
<br />
==Chris on his alleged homosexuality==<br />
<br />
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|"If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|having sex with THREE WOMEN?"]]]]<br />
<br />
* "I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!"<ref>[[Masturbating and squirtin']]</ref><br />
* "I'M STRAIGHT! I'M STRAIGHT! '''YOU'RE THE HOMOS!''' EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]]</ref><br />
* "I'm straight, don't doubt me!"<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref><br />
* "Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|CLOSET]] AS A STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF."<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]</ref><br />
* "Yep, you heard me. I am...a [[gaybian|gaaaaaaaaay...bian]]."<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the First Video]]</ref><br />
* "Anyway the, uh- anyway so, to get to the point...fine. I'm guhh. I'm gaaaay. I'm gaay. I said it...OK. Yep. So...did I really come out of the closet there? That just depends on y'all- how y'all understand it."<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009#Transcript of the Second Video]]</ref><br />
* "And look at me. Do I look like- [*shakes head in disagreement*] '''No more of those stupid acquisition messages!''' Get it through your fucking, individual, damn, dirty SKULLS! '''I. Am. STRAIGHT!'''"<ref>''[[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]''</ref><br />
<br />
Curiously, in his own [[A Public Announcement for Congress|campaign ad]], Chris announced a promise of "gay marriage ability for every state within the United Nations." Suffice to say, this has not helped him in the polls.<br />
<br />
==Chris the lesbian==<br />
[[File:Chris at a gay bar.jpg|left|thumb|Chris's selfie from a gay bar restroom. Disturbing? Yes. Surprising? No.]]<br />
<br />
On 14 [[August 2014]], Chris posted on his [[Facebook]] page that he is officially a "lesbian identified man".<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]]</ref> He posted a picture of someone holding an LGBT flag while proclaiming support for the equality movement. Chris stated that "I do not have a wristband yet, but I intend to get one later. I support the LBT fully; the G.M.s are fortunate to be on this boat." In September, he also announces his support of the Human Rights Campaign, and on the 18th says that homophobics "are none other than the Cyber-Bullies and Internet Trolls who put hate on the innocent around the world; Young and Old. Some of which even put pressure on to force you into being something you know fully that you are Not!"<br />
<br />
It should be noted that while Chris may be still showing some animosity towards gay men, this is a fairly progressive stance compared to Chris's [[Niggos|usual]] [[Chris and religion|opinions]]. <br />
<br />
On the other hand, as anyone who's even mildly aware of sexuality and gender will tell you, a lesbian male isn't actually a [[Chris and reality|real thing]]. The usual idea of a 'lesbian in man's body' is just something a guy might google after [[Mass debating|jerking off]], so the fact that Chris thinks that a link to Yahoo Answers is somehow evidence of its existence, is, to say the least, pathetic. If Chris has honestly had a turn of heart, and realized the errors in his ways when it comes to homosexuality, we'll just have to wait and see. However, considering his [[List of Chris's lies|previous actions]], it's probably unlikely.<br />
<br />
On 31 [[October 2014]], Chris spent his [[Halloween]] at a gay bar dressed as a "Groovy 70's Lesbian",<ref>[[October 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> further evidencing his apparent acceptance of homosexuality. Although the same argument persists that Chris will not/does not accept change of any kind, it's worth some investment in that visiting a gay bar was THE thing Chris had specified on multiple occasions that he would never do in his life.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
{{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}<br />
<br />
* [[Chris and sex]]<br />
* [[Chris and religion]]<br />
* [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]<br />
* [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]<br />
* [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]<br />
* [[Gaybian]] (a "male lesbian", according to Chris)<br />
* [[It's UGH!]]<br />
* [[Rainbow]]<br />
* [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]<br />
* [[Magi-Chan]]<br />
* [[Heather Iglesias]]<br />
* [[Tomgirl]]<br />
* [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]<br />
==Sources==<br />
<references/><br />
<br />
==External links==<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyO3pnkI3H4 CWC (Ian Brandon Anderson) finally admits it.]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE9hdbiwA3k Chris-chan is sick of the lies!]<br />
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOpGtblij8Y Chris-chan proves those slanderous trolls wrong.]<br />
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{{CWC-isms}}<br />
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[[Category:Homos]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Halloween&diff=175803Talk:Halloween2014-11-02T23:00:22Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* 2014 */</p>
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<div>== 2011 ==<br />
Chris did spend Halloween 2011 in jail, didn't he? The article says he got out on bail Nov. 4, 2011 after the incident and arrest Oct. 28, 2011. Did Chris spend his Halloween in a cell outside of 14 Branchland Court? and if so, shouldn't it be mentioned? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 00:55, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:If he was arrested on the 28th and bailed out 2 days later, he definitely didn't spend ALL of Halloween in jail, if any of it. Unless there's something I'm missing. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:39, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==2014==<br />
When Chris said "70s lesbian chic," I think he meant the word that means "stylishness and elegance, typically of a specified kind" The noun that means female would be "chick"<br />
Therefore, the diction in this article isn't correct when it says<br />
"Chris spent Halloween 2014 patronizing the "Impulse Gay Social-Club" dressed as a "70s Lesbian Chic"."<br />
<br />
Then again, this is Chris...he could have meant "chick"<br />
Thoughts? [[User:LOLlolcow|LOLlolcow]] ([[User talk:LOLlolcow|talk]]) 22:59, 2 November 2014 (UTC)</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Halloween&diff=175802Talk:Halloween2014-11-02T22:59:29Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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<div>== 2011 ==<br />
Chris did spend Halloween 2011 in jail, didn't he? The article says he got out on bail Nov. 4, 2011 after the incident and arrest Oct. 28, 2011. Did Chris spend his Halloween in a cell outside of 14 Branchland Court? and if so, shouldn't it be mentioned? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 00:55, 6 November 2011 (PDT)<br />
:If he was arrested on the 28th and bailed out 2 days later, he definitely didn't spend ALL of Halloween in jail, if any of it. Unless there's something I'm missing. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:39, 6 November 2011 (PST)<br />
<br />
==2014==<br />
When Chris said "70s lesbian chic," I think he meant the word that means "stylishness and elegance, typically of a specified kind?" The noun that means female would be "chick"<br />
Therefore, the diction in this article isn't correct. <br />
<br />
Then again, this is Chris...he could have meant "chick"<br />
Thoughts? [[User:LOLlolcow|LOLlolcow]] ([[User talk:LOLlolcow|talk]]) 22:59, 2 November 2014 (UTC)</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Halloween&diff=175800Halloween2014-11-02T20:33:54Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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<div>'''Halloween''' is an annual holiday, falling on October 31. [[Chris and health#Nutrition|It has often had significance for Chris]]. He may not have a high opinion of it as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.<br />
<br />
==Historic Halloweens==<br />
===1998 or 1999===<br />
[[Barb]] makes Chris's [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] [[cosplay|costume]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref><br />
===2007===<br />
Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-chan on the [[Internet]]: he appeared in a SomethingAwful thread on 26 October, got an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed) and 4chan fanart existed the next day.<br />
<br />
===2008===<br />
[[File:EDSign.jpg|thumb|300px|At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.]]<br />
Chris had hoped to go with [[Blanca]] to a "local Halloween party",<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref> but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a [[troll]] before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>, and so a crack squadron of trolls infiltrated the grounds of [[14 Branchland Court]] that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "[[ED|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] ♥ [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]]" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later [[Sign Destruction Video|tore up the sign on YouTube]] while making [[death threat]]s against [[Vivian Gee]], [[Clyde Cash]] and their families. <br />
<br />
Chris later claimed that [[Mimms]] and [[Megan]] were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and unlikely, especially as Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref><br />
<br />
===2009===<br />
Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center, most likely at [[Rocky]]'s suggestion. A loyal [[Nintendo]] fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill [[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N]], but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient Ash getup.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but as he uploaded three videos that day ([[Getting Foam Ed]] for Clyde Cash, and [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] and [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]) he probably stayed at home.<br />
<br />
===2010===<br />
[[Jackie]] asked Chris to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for [[YouTube]] every day in October, mentioning [[Honest Content|a secret]] in each that he'd never told anybody, and, in return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 [[November 2010|November]]. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of [[china]] Chris had.<br />
===2011===<br />
[[File:HNI 0020.JPG|thumb|TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!]]<br />
Chris spent Halloween in ''jail'' after his [[28 October 2011|28 October attack]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Barb appeared in court on Halloween to be formally charged with failing to stop after an accident, and with felony assault on a [[jerkop]].<br />
===2012===<br />
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year; however, ten days prior he wrote: ''I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "[[Lulz|laughs]]" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by [[Jesus]], our lord, and is the way of our almighty [[God]]. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.''<br />
===2013===<br />
Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received traumatic news that his [[Manchester High School]] [[gal-pals]] were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]] and didn't really like him had the opportunity to crush Chris's one really happy memory. On Halloween <br />
itself, he posted to [[Molly Quarles]], asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS to visit [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in person to apologize (for what, is unclear).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref><br />
<br />
[[File:Chris at a gay bar.jpg|thumb|Chris's "Lesbian chic" costume for Halloween 2014]]<br />
===2014===<br />
Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|spent Halloween 2014]] patronizing the "Impulse Gay [[Chris and English|Social-Club]]" dressed in [[Chris and fashion|"70s Lesbian Chic"]]. The extent of his participation was not immediately known, as he only posted a bathroom selfie on Facebook. Knowing Chris, he probably just [[Fridays After Five|fucked with his Nintendo DS the whole time.]]<br />
The fact that Chris even ''entered'' a gay bar is somewhat mind boggling, given his [[Homos|ongoing]] [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|homophobia]] towards gay men and his [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|prior insistence]] that he would never enter such an establishment.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Christmas]]<br />
*[[Chris's birthday|Birthday]]<br />
*[[Bunny Hop|Easter]]<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{Year}}</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Halloween&diff=175799Halloween2014-11-02T20:31:59Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* 2014 */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Halloween''' is an annual holiday, falling on October 31. [[Chris and health#Nutrition|It has often had significance for Chris]]. He may not have a high opinion of it as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.<br />
<br />
==Historic Halloweens==<br />
===1998 or 1999===<br />
[[Barb]] makes Chris's [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] [[cosplay|costume]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref><br />
===2007===<br />
Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-chan on the [[Internet]]: he appeared in a SomethingAwful thread on 26 October, got an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed) and 4chan fanart existed the next day.<br />
<br />
===2008===<br />
[[File:EDSign.jpg|thumb|300px|At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.]]<br />
Chris had hoped to go with [[Blanca]] to a "local Halloween party",<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref> but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a [[troll]] before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>, and so a crack squadron of trolls infiltrated the grounds of [[14 Branchland Court]] that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "[[ED|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] ♥ [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]]" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later [[Sign Destruction Video|tore up the sign on YouTube]] while making [[death threat]]s against [[Vivian Gee]], [[Clyde Cash]] and their families. <br />
<br />
Chris later claimed that [[Mimms]] and [[Megan]] were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and unlikely, especially as Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref><br />
<br />
===2009===<br />
Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center, most likely at [[Rocky]]'s suggestion. A loyal [[Nintendo]] fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill [[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N]], but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient Ash getup.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but as he uploaded three videos that day ([[Getting Foam Ed]] for Clyde Cash, and [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] and [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]) he probably stayed at home.<br />
<br />
===2010===<br />
[[Jackie]] asked Chris to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for [[YouTube]] every day in October, mentioning [[Honest Content|a secret]] in each that he'd never told anybody, and, in return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 [[November 2010|November]]. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of [[china]] Chris had.<br />
===2011===<br />
[[File:HNI 0020.JPG|thumb|TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!]]<br />
Chris spent Halloween in ''jail'' after his [[28 October 2011|28 October attack]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Barb appeared in court on Halloween to be formally charged with failing to stop after an accident, and with felony assault on a [[jerkop]].<br />
===2012===<br />
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year; however, ten days prior he wrote: ''I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "[[Lulz|laughs]]" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by [[Jesus]], our lord, and is the way of our almighty [[God]]. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.''<br />
===2013===<br />
Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received traumatic news that his [[Manchester High School]] [[gal-pals]] were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]] and didn't really like him had the opportunity to crush Chris's one really happy memory. On Halloween itself, he posted to [[Molly Quarles]], asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS to visit [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in person to apologize (for what, is unclear).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref><br />
<br />
===2014===<br />
Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|spent Halloween 2014]] patronizing the "Impulse Gay [[Chris and English|Social-Club]]" dressed in [[Chris and fashion|"70s Lesbian Chic"]]. The extent of his participation was not immediately known, as he only posted a bathroom selfie on Facebook. Knowing Chris, he probably just [[Fridays After Five|fucked with his Nintendo DS the whole time.]]<br />
The fact that Chris even ''entered'' a gay bar is somewhat mind boggling, given his [[Homos|ongoing]] [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|homophobia]] towards gay men and his [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|prior insistence]] that he would never enter such an establishment.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
*[[Christmas]]<br />
*[[Chris's birthday|Birthday]]<br />
*[[Bunny Hop|Easter]]<br />
{{References}}<br />
{{Year}}</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Halloween&diff=175798Halloween2014-11-02T20:30:42Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* 2014 */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''Halloween''' is an annual holiday, falling on October 31. [[Chris and health#Nutrition|It has often had significance for Chris]]. He may not have a high opinion of it as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.<br />
<br />
==Historic Halloweens==<br />
===1998 or 1999===<br />
[[Barb]] makes Chris's [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] [[cosplay|costume]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref><br />
===2007===<br />
Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-chan on the [[Internet]]: he appeared in a SomethingAwful thread on 26 October, got an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed) and 4chan fanart existed the next day.<br />
<br />
===2008===<br />
[[File:EDSign.jpg|thumb|300px|At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.]]<br />
Chris had hoped to go with [[Blanca]] to a "local Halloween party",<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref> but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a [[troll]] before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>, and so a crack squadron of trolls infiltrated the grounds of [[14 Branchland Court]] that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "[[ED|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] ♥ [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]]" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later [[Sign Destruction Video|tore up the sign on YouTube]] while making [[death threat]]s against [[Vivian Gee]], [[Clyde Cash]] and their families. <br />
<br />
Chris later claimed that [[Mimms]] and [[Megan]] were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and unlikely, especially as Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref><br />
<br />
===2009===<br />
Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center, most likely at [[Rocky]]'s suggestion. A loyal [[Nintendo]] fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill [[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N]], but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient Ash getup.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but as he uploaded three videos that day ([[Getting Foam Ed]] for Clyde Cash, and [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] and [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]) he probably stayed at home.<br />
<br />
===2010===<br />
[[Jackie]] asked Chris to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for [[YouTube]] every day in October, mentioning [[Honest Content|a secret]] in each that he'd never told anybody, and, in return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 [[November 2010|November]]. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of [[china]] Chris had.<br />
===2011===<br />
[[File:HNI 0020.JPG|thumb|TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!]]<br />
Chris spent Halloween in ''jail'' after his [[28 October 2011|28 October attack]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Barb appeared in court on Halloween to be formally charged with failing to stop after an accident, and with felony assault on a [[jerkop]].<br />
===2012===<br />
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year; however, ten days prior he wrote: ''I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "[[Lulz|laughs]]" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by [[Jesus]], our lord, and is the way of our almighty [[God]]. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.''<br />
===2013===<br />
Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received traumatic news that his [[Manchester High School]] [[gal-pals]] were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]] and didn't really like him had the opportunity to crush Chris's one really happy memory. On Halloween itself, he posted to [[Molly Quarles]], asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS to visit [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in person to apologize (for what, is unclear).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref><br />
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===2014===<br />
Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|spent Halloween 2014]] patronizing the "Impulse Gay [[Chris and English|Social-Club]]" dressed in [[Chris and fashion|"70s Lesbian Chic"]]. The extent of his participation was not immediately known, although knowing Chris, he probably just [[Fridays After Five|fucked with his Nintendo DS the whole time.]]<br />
The fact that Chris even ''entered'' a gay bar is somewhat mind boggling, given his [[Homos|ongoing]] [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|homophobia]] towards gay men and his [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|prior insistence]] that he would never enter such an establishment.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Christmas]]<br />
*[[Chris's birthday|Birthday]]<br />
*[[Bunny Hop|Easter]]<br />
{{References}}<br />
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<div>'''Halloween''' is an annual holiday, falling on October 31. [[Chris and health#Nutrition|It has often had significance for Chris]]. He may not have a high opinion of it as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.<br />
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==Historic Halloweens==<br />
===1998 or 1999===<br />
[[Barb]] makes Chris's [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] [[cosplay|costume]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref><br />
===2007===<br />
Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-chan on the [[Internet]]: he appeared in a SomethingAwful thread on 26 October, got an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed) and 4chan fanart existed the next day.<br />
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===2008===<br />
[[File:EDSign.jpg|thumb|300px|At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.]]<br />
Chris had hoped to go with [[Blanca]] to a "local Halloween party",<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref> but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a [[troll]] before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>, and so a crack squadron of trolls infiltrated the grounds of [[14 Branchland Court]] that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "[[ED|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] ♥ [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]]" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later [[Sign Destruction Video|tore up the sign on YouTube]] while making [[death threat]]s against [[Vivian Gee]], [[Clyde Cash]] and their families. <br />
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Chris later claimed that [[Mimms]] and [[Megan]] were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and unlikely, especially as Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref><br />
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===2009===<br />
Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center, most likely at [[Rocky]]'s suggestion. A loyal [[Nintendo]] fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill [[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N]], but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient Ash getup.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but as he uploaded three videos that day ([[Getting Foam Ed]] for Clyde Cash, and [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]] and [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]) he probably stayed at home.<br />
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===2010===<br />
[[Jackie]] asked Chris to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for [[YouTube]] every day in October, mentioning [[Honest Content|a secret]] in each that he'd never told anybody, and, in return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 [[November 2010|November]]. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of [[china]] Chris had.<br />
===2011===<br />
[[File:HNI 0020.JPG|thumb|TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!]]<br />
Chris spent Halloween in ''jail'' after his [[28 October 2011|28 October attack]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Barb appeared in court on Halloween to be formally charged with failing to stop after an accident, and with felony assault on a [[jerkop]].<br />
===2012===<br />
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year; however, ten days prior he wrote: ''I, Christian Weston Chandler, am guilty of a lot of things that have been mistakenly uploaded and leaked online; I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now, and it seriously needs to stop now. There are no "[[Lulz|laughs]]" longer to be made at my expense, and the running gag is at the end of its tracks. It is better to Forgive and Forget, as told by [[Jesus]], our lord, and is the way of our almighty [[God]]. So to everybody who has felt wronged with stuff I have done in the past, I am really, sincerely sorry. All I ask is for everybody's forgiveness and for everybody to forget my mistakes, errors, everything. Please, just forget about me in total; please, disband all online groups and individual hatreds against me; please, remove everything about me off of the Internet, your minds, and your hearts.''<br />
===2013===<br />
Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received traumatic news that his [[Manchester High School]] [[gal-pals]] were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]] and didn't really like him had the opportunity to crush Chris's one really happy memory. On Halloween itself, he posted to [[Molly Quarles]], asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS to visit [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in person to apologize (for what, is unclear).<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref><br />
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===2014===<br />
Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|spent Halloween 2014]] patronizing the "Impulse Gay [[Chris and English|Social-Club]]" dressed in [[Chris and fashion|"70s Lesbian Chic"]]. The extent of his participation was not immediately known, although knowing Chris, he probably just [[Fridays After Five|fucked with his Nintendo DS the whole time.]]<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Christmas]]<br />
*[[Chris's birthday|Birthday]]<br />
*[[Bunny Hop|Easter]]<br />
{{References}}<br />
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[[File:Mystery Woman 2014.jpg|thumbnail|right|Probable depiction.]]<br />
In the summer of 2014, [[Chris]] revealed that he has found himself a '''new [[sweetheart]]'''. The first public signs of her appeared on 29 August, when a member of the [[CWCki Forums]] made a post about an autograph and a drawing sent to her by Chris. The drawing, signed 18 August 2014, contained a note in the back in which Chris claimed to have a girlfriend.<ref>[[Other_documents#Items_sent_by_Chris_to_a_CWCki_Forums_member]]</ref> On 31 [[August 2014]] Chris claimed on Facebook to have had a date with his girlfriend on that day while wearing a [[Britney Spears]] perfume.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#First date?]]</ref> On the same day he also changed his Facebook relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship". According to the status change the relationship began on 9 [[July 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Life events]]</ref><br />
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On 5 [[September 2014]] Chris used Facebook to tell his eBay customers that the commissions they have ordered will be delayed due to Chris being busy with his girlfriend.<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris finally found a sweetheart?]]</ref> As of the time of writing, very little is known about this woman and her motives for being in contact with Chris. Hell, for all we know she could be [[Chloe|completely fictional]], or even [[Megan Schroeder|just]] [[The Wallflower|another]] [[Tiffany Gowen|unlucky]] [[gal pal|gal-pal]] that Chris has taken [[Chris and sex|a bit too much]] [[China|interest]] in.<br />
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On [[Twin Falling Towers|September 11th]], Chris posted this Facebook status:<br />
{{quotebox|I want to make something very clear.<br />
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My Girlfriend and Sweetheart is Very Real; she is NOT a [[Hooker incident|Hooker or Prostitute]]. And I certainly am Not spending money on Hookers or Prostitutes. Although I sincerely do feel sorry for them all and having to do what they do for a living. [[Barbara Chandler|My Mother]] and I do have our own expenses, NOT DIGITALLY RELATED, that we are paying off, and the minimums are growing steep. And my mother still needs her dental work, and we do enjoy eating good food like most everyone, including You!<br />
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Please Remember and Respect that about us, about most everyone, and about Yourself!}}<br />
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On 16 September, Chris received a [[Un-clit|piercing]] to his [[Duck|prostate region]], where his apparent '[[China|clit]]' would be, [[Tomgirl|if he had one]].<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Introducing the Un-clit]]</ref> Whether Chris's most recent sweetheart has any knowledge of this (if any knowledge of his being a transgender individual at all), has yet to be seen.<br />
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On 20 September, Chris began with his usual displays of sycophancy, making a [[Three-Quarter Woman|CD]] for his beloved, that - much like one he once made for [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] - [[Chris and his Ego|has everything to do with himself and nothing do with her]].<br />
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On 4 October, Chris uploaded a video entitled [[I Love You, Catherine]], revealing that the mystery sweetheart may indeed be the eponymous [[Catherine]] mentioned in the video. The video description Chris wrote indicates that he might be in an open relationship with her. It also indicates a falling out involving a [[JERK|man]] named Colin in New York taking her out on a boat ride, likely due to Chris's jealousy and irrational hatred of men. In the description states he will "become a better [[Gaybian|Lesbian]] [[Tomgirl|Transgender]] Sweetheart and Partner", implying that she may have some knowledge of Chris's [[tomgirl]] tendencies.<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
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[[Image:hooker.jpg|thumbnail|right|Speculation pic.]]<br />
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== Background ==<br />
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Not much is known about Catherine other than her name, and that she admires lonely, crazy men. She is almost certainly white, and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign|preferences]] preclude anything else. It is unknown whether she is the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]] or a completely new, unrelated sweetheart; Chris' [[Chris and English|confusing wording]] has resulted in much ambiguity. If she is, then unlike [[Megan Schroeder|other]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in his life, Chris decided to keep the identity of Catherine anonymous during July 2014 in hopes that no one would discover who she was. During the start of October 2014 Chris sent [[Three-Quarter Woman|his master copy of the newest CD]] he'd made to his sweetheart Catherine, but little did he know a thief would acquire the CD, and post it on the [[CWCki Forums]] for the world to see. To the CD thief's surprise the CD had information pertaining to the anonymous sweetheart's name but tragically not her appearance.<br />
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There is also the possibility that she is a [[trolls|troll]], although, as of yet, there is almost nothing to indicate this. Considering she hasn't asked Chris to do anything for the appreciation of trolls en masse, she seems to be genuine.<br />
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== How Chris screwed up so soon ==<br />
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Catherine visited New York one day for her friend's bachelorette party. During this visit she went on a sail boat ride with a [[JERKS|man]] named Colin. Catherine viewed her relationship with Chris as an open one but Chris didn't view it that way, and confessedly insulted Colin about going on that sail boat ride with her. Catherine then received word about Chris's outburst in front of Colin and chewed Chris out for it. Chris for the first time in a long time caught a heartache, because he acted like a sleazebag towards Colin. He proceeded to upload a video where he apologizes for how he acted.<br />
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Her reaction to the video is not known, and nor are her feelings towards Chris in the wake of this mishap. Considering she considered the relationship open to begin with (suggesting a possible lack of commitment), it does not bode well.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I Love You, Catherine<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]<br />
}}<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
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[[Image:hooker.jpg|thumbnail|right|Speculation pic.]]<br />
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== Background ==<br />
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Not much is known about Catherine other than her name, and that she admires lonely, crazy men. She is almost certainly white, and younger than Chris, as his [[Attraction Sign|preferences]] preclude anything else. It is unknown whether she is the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]] or a completely new, unrelated sweetheart; Chris' [[Chris and English|confusing wording]] has resulted in much ambiguity. If she is, then unlike [[Megan Schroeder|other]] [[The Wallflower|women]] in his life, Chris decided to keep the identity of Catherine anonymous during July 2014 in hopes that no one would discover who she was. During the start of October 2014 Chris sent [[Three-Quarter Woman|his master copy of the newest CD]] he'd made to his sweetheart Catherine, but little did he know a thief would acquire the CD, and post it on the [[CWCki Forums]] for the world to see. To the CD thief's surprise the CD had information pertaining to the anonymous sweetheart's name but tragically not her appearance.<br />
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There is also the possibility that she is a [[trolls|troll]], although, as of yet, there is almost nothing to indicate this. Considering she hasn't asked Chris to do anything for the appreciation of trolls en masse, she seems to be genuine.<br />
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== How Chris screwed up so soon ==<br />
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Catherine visited New York one day for her friend's bachelorette party. During this visit she went on a sail boat ride with a [[JERKS|man]] named Colin. Catherine viewed her relationship with Chris as an open one but Chris didn't view it that way, and confessedly insulted Colin about going on that sail boat ride with her. Catherine then received word about Chris's outburst in front of Colin and chewed Chris out for it. Chris for the first time in a long time caught a heartache, because he acted like a sleazebag towards Colin. He proceeded to upload a video where he apologizes for how he acted.<br />
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Her reaction to the video is not known, and nor are her feelings towards Chris in the wake of this mishap. Considering she considered the relationship open to begin with (suggesting a possible lack of commitment), it does not bode well.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = I Love You, Catherine<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvMWpKKw8k4}}<br />
| stardate = 4 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Hello, my sweety baby]]<br />
}}<br />
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==References==<br />
<references/><br />
{{Love quest}}<br />
{{People}}<br />
{{Sweethearts}}<br />
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<div>[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|thumb|Chris in October 2014.]]<br />
'''October 2014''' was notable in that it marked a significant resurgence in Chris's [[YouTube]] video making. Both [[I Love You, Catherine]] and [[To Mr. Smith]] were uploaded during this month. Unsurprisingly, both were apology videos. The rest of Chris's activities during the month included begging for money, complaining about eBay, and borderline disingenuous LGBT activism. <br />
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==Events==<br />
[[File:Chris at a gay bar.jpg|thumb|Chris visits a gay bar.]]<br />
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 73. Instead of celebrating or even mentioning her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Medallion_Listing_Update|mass-market medallions on eBay]]. He also rages about [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#More_Ranting_on_Sonic.27s_Arms|Sonic's arms NOT being blue]], as shown in the '''non-canon''' franchise ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
* 4 October - [[I Love You, Catherine|A new video]] is uploaded for the first time in ages. This reveals the name of the Anonymous Sweetheart to possibly be [[Catherine]], and reveals he characteristically assumed the worst about a [[Jerk|male friend]] of hers. Also, he posts more updates about the medallion promotion.<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update, [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Blake_Sonichu_Medallion|with Chris asking about the person who ordered a Blake medallion]] and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Finished_Molding_15_Medallions|how he finished molding 15 medallions]].<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his Facebook [[white knights|friends]] to [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Owing_eBay_300|purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay]], and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#BMW_again|his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see)]].<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National Coming Out Movie Night.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 18 October - Chris posts a ([[Chris and art|poorly-made]]) [[Lego]] Derpy on Facebook.<br />
* 21 October - Chris gets [[duress]]ed out over getting 17 complaints on eBay, and waits for 2 hours trying to get a hold of eBay on the phone to deal with it. He notes that all of this wouldn't have happened if he had just got some positive feedback.<br />
* 24 October - Chris posts some words of wisdom from a box of Lucky Charms and a Snoopy card.<br />
* 25 October - Chris rages over the Gamergate controversy, and that [[Autism]] has no cure.<br />
* 26 October - Chris begrudgingly makes [[To Mr. Smith|a video apology]] to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" [[Sonichu medallion]]. He quickly takes it down, but [[CWCville Library|troll archivists]] eventually put it back up.<br />
* 27 October - More autism posts on Facebook.<br />
* 28 October - Chris posts one of his favorite gags from ''[[Family Guy]]'', and compares an Animation Domination High Def (which coincidentally is abbreviated A.D.H.D.) internet short to his rage at eBay. He then warns all of his white knights to never sell stuff on eBay.<br />
* 31 October - [[Halloween]]. Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|visits a gay bar]]<br />
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[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.]]<br />
[[Image:Etc_ebay_win.PNG|thumb|Moar.]]<br />
{{quote|Opened package and was attacked by rabid raccoon. DO NOT TRUST THIS SELLER!|Feedback from fallenfromgrace216 on Chris's eBay account}}<br />
'''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]]. He has often purchased and sold stuff there. <br />
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==Chris as a buyer==<br />
Chris bought a lot of [[My Little Pony]]s from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card. <br />
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During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II [[CWCville|Wehrmacht]] soldiers, [[anime]] CDs, ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. In an email from 2007, Megan revealed the nature of the transactions, offering to repay Chris with "cash and or unneeded goodies",<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007#Another email from the "Seriously Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection]]</ref> though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her. <br />
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According to his feedback history as of 31 [[March 2010]], he spent $12.97 on ''[[God of War]] III ''The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a ''God of War III'' Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent ''thirty dollars'' on a [[ModNation Racers]] Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ''ModNation Racers'' with that money, which he already did.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback">[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true eBay Feedback Profile for jesusguidesme2]</ref> The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the [[PSN]] for merely $2.<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/11/09/playstation-store-update-164/ PlayStation Store Update - PlayStation.Blog, 9 Nov 2010]</ref> Most recently, however, Chris purchased a ''Lego Friends'' promotional display stand for $30.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/> ''Lego Friends'' is a series of Lego aimed at pre-teen girls, as evidenced by its general kidiness and ease of assembly.<br />
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After being MIA on eBay for 2 years, he came back in late 2012 as a buyer. A new noteworthy feedback was the Skylanders Giants Wii Bundle Pack plus Bonus, which he sold for $165.<br />
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Immediately after listing and successfully selling various drawings (including the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]) and multiple [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos]] in early July 2014, Chris bought several Lego minifig parts on eBay.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/><br />
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==Chris as a seller==<br />
[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|TRUE and HONEST ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' merchandise]]<br />
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|left|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house?]]<br />
[[Image:LeapsterPink.jpg|thumb|Chris auctioned off a [[Homos|pink]] Leapster similar to this one on August 13, 2008.]]<br />
[[File:ChrisKreO.JPG|thumb|left|Chris tried to sell this for $65. Seriously.]]<br />
[[Image:01June2014-Original eBay Drawing.jpg|thumb|"The main image for this sale was edited to prevent forgery during listing, but a sample of the color is the secondary photo."]]<br />
[[File:WTJU Jazz MARATHON omot.jpg|thumb|"THE RADIO STATION GAVE ME FULL APPROVAL TO SELL THIS!!!"]]<br />
Since the late [[2008]], when the Chris-chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback. <br />
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Early in [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "[[Chris and religion|jesusguidesme2]]", and deleting information from his account. It didn't work. The account had been dormant since [[September 2010]], but was active again as of [[August 2012]].<br />
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As of [[September 2009]], Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars.]] While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], the "[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|Meatwad's Shredwad]]" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody|copyright]] and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' merch, but none of those slanderous [[trolls]] can do [[Chris and hypocrisy|''the exact same goddamn thing'']] with [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] products. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers. Someone purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping.<br />
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He also sold a [[Transformers|Bumblebee 2008 Concept Camaro]] claiming that it was unopened, which wasn't true.<br />
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In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink [[Wikipedia:LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog]] [[Wikipedia:Leapster|Leapster]]. He received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. This wasn't released until late [[2003]], so Chris was at least ''twenty-one'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is appropriate for 5-7 year olds.<ref>[http://www.leapfrog.com/en/families/leapster/leapster_learning/lg_sonic.html]</ref><br />
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On 18 September 2013, Chris returned to eBay and tried to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection for $65.<br />
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On 28 May 2014, Chris posted on Facebook that he is selling a Antonio Stradivarius Violin/Fiddle that belonged to his deceased [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Chris stated that he and his mother desperately needed to sell this family heirloom for some quick cash, while at the same time Chris begs his friends and family for duplicates of expensive LEGO sets he lost in the house fire.<br />
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On 1 June 2014, Chris listed an [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]], with bids reaching over $10,000 in the first day of listing. Chris offered to frame the drawing and ship it in bubble wrap, but ''"ONLY when the art is Bought Now for the full price"''. He also planned to draw another ''"Original fresh"'' piece of art to sell afterwards. The listing was taken down mysteriously the morning after, but then reappeared later that day. Over the span of eight days, Chris attempted to force this piece of "work" to be sold at an exuberant price, only for it to be taken down repeatedly, forcing eBay to temporarily [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] him.<br />
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On 1 July 2014, Chris listed [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] for sale, at a price of $20 each. Chris offered to write personalized messages in addition to his autograph, as long as the requests are "Not Offensive". In the eBay Q&A for the listing, he approved [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 7: Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"|"All that is down is only the floor"]] as a message, and indicated that he may possibly wear the [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu medallion]] for an autographed photo. Unfortunately, he stated that his red and blue "The Classic" rugby shirt was lost to [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the January 2014 house fire]], so it would not be available for photos. As of 24 July 2014, the listing says that 58 photos have been sold.<br />
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Also on 1 July, Chris posted listings for [[Commissions|commissioned drawings]], in either black & white ($50), color ($100), or color with frame ($200). As of 24 July, 7 color drawings, 10 B&W drawings, and 0 framed drawings have been sold.<br />
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On 14 July, Chris listed CDs of the 1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon, which his dad hosted and which he has already made freely available through Facebook. The list price was $50, $10 of which Chris claimed would be donated to WTJU. [[Autism|Predictably]], the CD cover has [[Chris and his Ego|Sonichu]] and the words [[Chris and copyright|"(C) 2000 CWC" on it]]. eBay removed the listing, presumably over copyright infringement, and Chris angrily reposted the listing, claiming that he had permission from WTJU to sell it, which is somewhat irrelevant, and which WTJU later retracted.<ref>[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/wtju-charlottesville-radio-station-responds.4313/]</ref> Apparently, the CDs were only kept up because WTJU thought that Bob was a musician who did a set for the station and not a DJ. eBay then removed the listing a second time, but not before two hapless people had bought copies. Chris gave up on relisting the CDs and claimed he was unable to refund the buyers, but promised to ship each of them a color commissioned drawing, autographed photo, and complimentary CD instead.<br />
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In September 2014, Chris began mass-producing his famed [[Sonichu medallion|Sonichu medallions]] on eBay. One buyer was a [[CWCki Forums|forum]] member, herein referred to as "Mr. Smith". Chris told him the order would take two weeks, which Mr. Smith assumed meant for shipping. As it turns out, Chris intended to take two weeks just to begin creating the medallion. Mr. Smith then proceeded to file a complaint with eBay. Chris, a natural victim, repeatedly messaged the buyer, accusing him of being a "Cyber-bully", "troll", as well as a person who is "torturing a Lesbian and a Transgender, as well as an Autistic Individual." After Mr. Smith continued to open cases, he then proceeded to send him an "Angry Eyes Sonichu" medallion, leading to more complaints. Chris then attempted to make a deal, where he would send him a regular medallion plus a commission. Mr. Smith requested a picture of him and Sonichu--he later received a picture of him standing next to a door with an ice bucket on the top. This lead to eBay eventually locking his PayPal account to prevent funds from getting into it, leading Chris to begrudgingly make [[To Mr. Smith|a video apology]] for the whole situation. However, any possiblity that Chris was legitimately remorseful was ruled improbable when he countinued to complain about eBay fees and cases merely a few days later.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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==External links==<br />
*[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's account]<br />
*[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback]<br />
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi Stuff Chris auctioned]<br />
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* 31 [[October 2014|October]] - Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|patronizes a gay bar on Halloween.]]<br />
* 26 October - Chris begrudgingly makes [[To Mr. Smith|a video apology to Mr. Smith]], an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" Sonichu medallion, and shortly after deleted it. <br />
* 25 October - Chris discusses GamerGate and finding the cure for [[Autism]] on Facebook.<br />
* 18 October - Chris makes a (poorly-made) [[Lego]] Derpy and posts it on Facebook. Also, Chris wishes a Happy [[Halloween]] and begs for party invites.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|Coming Out]] Movie Night.<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his [[Facebook]] [[white knight|friends]] to purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay, and his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see).<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update.<br />
* 4 October - Chris uploads his first video in a year, entitled "[[I Love You, Catherine]]".<br />
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* 31 [[October 2014|October]] - Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)patronizes a gay bar on Halloween.|patronizes a gay bar on Halloween.]]<br />
* 26 October - Chris begrudgingly makes [[To Mr. Smith|a video apology to Mr. Smith]], an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" Sonichu medallion, and shortly after deleted it. <br />
* 25 October - Chris discusses GamerGate and finding the cure for [[Autism]] on Facebook.<br />
* 18 October - Chris makes a (poorly-made) [[Lego]] Derpy and posts it on Facebook. Also, Chris wishes a Happy [[Halloween]] and begs for party invites.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|Coming Out]] Movie Night.<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his [[Facebook]] [[white knight|friends]] to purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay, and his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see).<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update.<br />
* 4 October - Chris uploads his first video in a year, entitled "[[I Love You, Catherine]]".<br />
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<div>The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].<br />
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==Posts by Chris==<br />
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===Medallion Listing Update===<br />
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.<br />
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{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am<br />
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My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.<br />
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In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.<br />
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I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}<br />
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===More Medallion Listing Updates===<br />
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{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm<br />
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Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.<br />
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Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}<br />
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===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===<br />
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.<br />
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{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm<br />
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[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!<br />
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You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!<br />
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[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]<br />
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}<br />
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}<br />
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}<br />
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}<br />
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).<br />
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And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}<br />
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}<br />
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===I Love You, Catherine===<br />
Chris makes a remorseful post aimed at one Catherine, suspected to be the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]]. In it, he apologises for having characteristically assumed the worst of a male friend of hers and inadvertently reveals he is in an "open relationship".<br />
{{quotebox| 4 October 2014<br />
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I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.<br />
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And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}<br />
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Kim Wilson then replied:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}<br />
And William replied:<br />
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}<br />
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===Blake Sonichu Medallion===<br />
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{{quotebox | 5 October 2014<br />
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I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?<br />
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Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.<br />
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Have a good and safe day.<br />
<br />
http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697<br />
}}<br />
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===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===<br />
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{{quotebox | 5 October 2014<br />
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Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.<br />
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Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}<br />
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William then replied:<br />
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{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}<br />
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===Shipping the Medallions===<br />
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{{quotebox| 8 October 2014<br />
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I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.<br />
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Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}<br />
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===Owing eBay 300===<br />
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{{quotebox| 9 October 2014<br />
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Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!<br />
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Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.<br />
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000<br />
}}<br />
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===BMW again===<br />
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{{quotebox| 9 October 2014<br />
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We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.<br />
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1996 BMW Z3 1.9<br />
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http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}<br />
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===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===<br />
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{{quotebox| 13 October 2014<br />
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UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!<br />
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I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!<br />
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Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.<br />
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So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}<br />
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===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===<br />
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{{quotebox| 15 October<br />
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.<br />
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Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.<br />
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And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.<br />
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Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}<br />
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===Rainbow Rocks===<br />
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{{quotebox| 18 October<br />
I just watched #RainbowRocks on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! #Nowhacking would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing #Derpy on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}<br />
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===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===<br />
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{{quotebox| 19 October<br />
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!<br />
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Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}<br />
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===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===<br />
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{{quotebox| 22 October<br />
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}<br />
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===Waiting for someone to pick up===<br />
Chris is inconvenienced by phone operators and naturally blames it on his customers who are providing him with his livelihood.<br />
{{quotebox| 22 October<br />
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}<br />
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===Ebay issues resolved===<br />
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{{quotebox| 23 October<br />
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}<br />
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===Snoopy and LGBTQ===<br />
Chris tactfully deems the fictitious sentiments of a cartoon dog to be highly relevant to the plight of systematically oppressed people the world over.<br />
{{quotebox| 24 October<br />
For the LGBTQ, and #HRC; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.<br />
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And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.<br />
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Both of which brings a<br />
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.<br />
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Have a good and safe day.}}<br />
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===Chris discovers #GamerGate===<br />
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Chris discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having its own dedicated wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.<br />
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Chris deems it to be the latter, and decries the [[trolls]], cyberbullies and [[JERKS]] whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate. Owing to his recent re-idenfication as a woman, it can be safely assumed that this statement was motivated by [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] and his desire to play the victim.<br />
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{{quotebox|25 October<br />
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.<br />
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I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).<br />
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Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!<br />
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This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.<br />
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Thank You.<br />
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#GamerGate}}<br />
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===The cure for autism===<br />
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Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being cursed. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of personifying his [[Mary Lee Walsh|enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes neurological disorders.<br />
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{{quotebox| 25 October<br />
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.<br />
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Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!<br />
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#AutismSpeaks}}<br />
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===Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)===<br />
{{quotebox| 31 October<br />
Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic enjoying the beats at Impulse Gay Social-Club!<br />
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[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg]]}}<br />
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William Elliot Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| <br />
good halloween costume :)}}<br />
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Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt:<br />
{{quoteboxred| <br />
Hot damn Christian. What an elegant tom-girl you are.}}<br />
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==Posts by Chris on other pages==<br />
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===Britney Spears===<br />
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:<br />
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014<br />
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Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.<br />
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I Agree, because, moreover, Most Males in this world are Boring, Dull, Mentally Prehisoric, Immature, Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care, they like to bully other people, regardless, and then even worse!<br />
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"What are you saying, You're a Male?"<br />
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I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.<br />
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Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!<br />
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All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!<br />
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My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.<br />
<br />
Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.<br />
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Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!<br />
<br />
http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}<br />
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{{Facebook}}<br />
[[Category:Facebook]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=October_2014_Facebook_Posts&diff=175753October 2014 Facebook Posts2014-11-01T05:17:41Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously) */</p>
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The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].<br />
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==Posts by Chris==<br />
<br />
===Medallion Listing Update===<br />
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am<br />
<br />
My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.<br />
<br />
In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.<br />
<br />
I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}<br />
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===More Medallion Listing Updates===<br />
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{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm<br />
<br />
Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.<br />
<br />
Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}<br />
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===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===<br />
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.<br />
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{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm<br />
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[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!<br />
<br />
You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!<br />
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[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]<br />
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}<br />
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}<br />
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}<br />
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}<br />
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).<br />
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And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}<br />
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}<br />
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===I Love You, Catherine===<br />
Chris makes a remorseful post aimed at one Catherine, suspected to be the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]]. In it, he apologises for having characteristically assumed the worst of a male friend of hers and inadvertently reveals he is in an "open relationship".<br />
{{quotebox| 4 October 2014<br />
<br />
I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.<br />
<br />
And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}<br />
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Kim Wilson then replied:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}<br />
And William replied:<br />
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}<br />
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===Blake Sonichu Medallion===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox | 5 October 2014<br />
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I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?<br />
<br />
Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.<br />
<br />
Have a good and safe day.<br />
<br />
http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697<br />
}}<br />
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===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===<br />
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{{quotebox | 5 October 2014<br />
<br />
Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.<br />
<br />
Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}<br />
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William then replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}<br />
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===Shipping the Medallions===<br />
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{{quotebox| 8 October 2014<br />
<br />
I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.<br />
<br />
Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}<br />
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===Owing eBay 300===<br />
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{{quotebox| 9 October 2014<br />
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Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!<br />
<br />
Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.<br />
<br />
http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000<br />
}}<br />
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===BMW again===<br />
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{{quotebox| 9 October 2014<br />
<br />
We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.<br />
<br />
1996 BMW Z3 1.9<br />
<br />
http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}<br />
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===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===<br />
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{{quotebox| 13 October 2014<br />
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UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!<br />
<br />
I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!<br />
<br />
Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.<br />
<br />
So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}<br />
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===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===<br />
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{{quotebox| 15 October<br />
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.<br />
<br />
Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.<br />
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And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.<br />
<br />
Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
===Rainbow Rocks===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 18 October<br />
I just watched #RainbowRocks on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! #Nowhacking would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing #Derpy on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}<br />
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===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===<br />
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{{quotebox| 19 October<br />
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!<br />
<br />
Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}<br />
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===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===<br />
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{{quotebox| 22 October<br />
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}<br />
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===Waiting for someone to pick up===<br />
Chris is inconvenienced by phone operators and naturally blames it on his customers who are providing him with his livelihood.<br />
{{quotebox| 22 October<br />
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}<br />
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===Ebay issues resolved===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 23 October<br />
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}<br />
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===Snoopy and LGBTQ===<br />
Chris tactfully deems the fictitious sentiments of a cartoon dog to be highly relevant to the plight of systematically oppressed people the world over.<br />
{{quotebox| 24 October<br />
For the LGBTQ, and #HRC; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.<br />
<br />
And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.<br />
<br />
Both of which brings a<br />
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.<br />
<br />
Have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris discovers #GamerGate===<br />
<br />
Chris discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having its own dedicated wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.<br />
<br />
Chris deems it to be the latter, and decries the [[trolls]], cyberbullies and [[JERKS]] whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate. Owing to his recent re-idenfication as a woman, it can be safely assumed that this statement was motivated by [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] and his desire to play the victim.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|25 October<br />
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.<br />
<br />
I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).<br />
<br />
Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!<br />
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This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.<br />
<br />
Thank You.<br />
<br />
#GamerGate}}<br />
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===The cure for autism===<br />
<br />
Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being cursed. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of personifying his [[Mary Lee Walsh|enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes neurological disorders.<br />
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{{quotebox| 25 October<br />
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.<br />
<br />
Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!<br />
<br />
#AutismSpeaks}}<br />
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===Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)===<br />
{{quotebox| 31 October<br />
Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic enjoying the beats at Impulse Gay Social-Club!<br />
<br />
[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg]]}}<br />
<br />
William Elliot Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| <br />
good halloween costume :)}}<br />
<br />
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt:<br />
{{quoteboxred| <br />
Hot damn Christian. What an elegant tom-girl you are.}}<br />
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==Posts by Chris on other pages==<br />
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===Britney Spears===<br />
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:<br />
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014<br />
<br />
Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.<br />
<br />
I Agree, because, moreover, Most Males in this world are Boring, Dull, Mentally Prehisoric, Immature, Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care, they like to bully other people, regardless, and then even worse!<br />
<br />
"What are you saying, You're a Male?"<br />
<br />
I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.<br />
<br />
Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!<br />
<br />
All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!<br />
<br />
My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.<br />
<br />
Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.<br />
<br />
Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!<br />
<br />
http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}<br />
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{{Facebook}}<br />
[[Category:Facebook]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=October_2014&diff=175752October 20142014-11-01T05:12:09Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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<div>[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|thumb|Chris in October 2014.]]<br />
'''October 2014''' was notable in that it marked a significant resurgence in Chris's [[YouTube]] video making. Both [[I Love You, Catherine]] and [[To Mr. Smith]] were uploaded during this month. Unsurprisingly, both were apology videos. The rest of Chris's activities during the month included begging for money, complaining about eBay, and borderline disingenuous LGBT activism. <br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 73. Instead of celebrating or even mentioning her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Medallion_Listing_Update|mass-market medallions on eBay]]. He also rages about [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#More_Ranting_on_Sonic.27s_Arms|Sonic's arms NOT being blue]], as shown in the '''non-canon''' franchise ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
* 4 October - [[I Love You, Catherine|A new video]] is uploaded for the first time in ages. This reveals the name of the Anonymous Sweetheart to possibly be [[Catherine]], and reveals he characteristically assumed the worst about a [[Jerk|male friend]] of hers. Also, he posts more updates about the medallion promotion.<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update, [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Blake_Sonichu_Medallion|with Chris asking about the person who ordered a Blake medallion]] and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Finished_Molding_15_Medallions|how he finished molding 15 medallions]].<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his Facebook [[white knights|friends]] to [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Owing_eBay_300|purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay]], and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#BMW_again|his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see)]].<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National Coming Out Movie Night.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 18 October - Chris posts a ([[Chris and art|poorly-made]]) [[Lego]] Derpy on Facebook.<br />
* 21 October - Chris gets [[duress]]ed out over getting 17 complaints on eBay, and waits for 2 hours trying to get a hold of eBay on the phone to deal with it. He notes that all of this wouldn't have happened if he had just got some positive feedback.<br />
* 24 October - Chris posts some words of wisdom from a box of Lucky Charms and a Snoopy card.<br />
* 25 October - Chris rages over the Gamergate controversy, and that [[Autism]] has no cure.<br />
* 26 October - Chris begrudgingly makes [[To Mr. Smith|a video apology]] to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" [[Sonichu medallion]]. He quickly takes it down, but [[CWCville Library|troll archivists]] eventually put it back up.<br />
* 27 October - More autism posts on Facebook.<br />
* 28 October - Chris posts one of his favorite gags from ''[[Family Guy]]'', and compares an Animation Domination High Def (which coincidentally is abbreviated A.D.H.D.) internet short to his rage at eBay. He then warns all of his white knights to never sell stuff on eBay.<br />
* 31 October - [[Halloween]]. Chris [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|visits a gay bar]]<br />
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{{timeline}}</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=October_2014_Facebook_Posts&diff=175751October 2014 Facebook Posts2014-11-01T05:09:22Z<p>LOLlolcow: fixed date formatting, added Chris's Halloween visit to a gay bar</p>
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<div>{{Ongoing}}<br />
<br />
The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].<br />
<br />
==Posts by Chris==<br />
<br />
===Medallion Listing Update===<br />
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am<br />
<br />
My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.<br />
<br />
In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.<br />
<br />
I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}<br />
<br />
===More Medallion Listing Updates===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm<br />
<br />
Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.<br />
<br />
Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}<br />
<br />
===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===<br />
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm<br />
<br />
[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!<br />
<br />
You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!<br />
<br />
[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]<br />
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}<br />
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}<br />
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}<br />
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}<br />
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}<br />
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}<br />
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).<br />
<br />
And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}<br />
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}<br />
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===I Love You, Catherine===<br />
Chris makes a remorseful post aimed at one Catherine, suspected to be the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]]. In it, he apologises for having characteristically assumed the worst of a male friend of hers and inadvertently reveals he is in an "open relationship".<br />
{{quotebox| 4 October 2014<br />
<br />
I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.<br />
<br />
And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}<br />
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Kim Wilson then replied:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}<br />
And William replied:<br />
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}<br />
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===Blake Sonichu Medallion===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox | 5 October 2014<br />
<br />
I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?<br />
<br />
Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.<br />
<br />
Have a good and safe day.<br />
<br />
http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697<br />
}}<br />
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===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox | 5 October 2014<br />
<br />
Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.<br />
<br />
Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}<br />
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William then replied:<br />
<br />
{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}<br />
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===Shipping the Medallions===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 8 October 2014<br />
<br />
I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.<br />
<br />
Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
===Owing eBay 300===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 9 October 2014<br />
<br />
Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!<br />
<br />
Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.<br />
<br />
http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===BMW again===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 9 October 2014<br />
<br />
We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.<br />
<br />
1996 BMW Z3 1.9<br />
<br />
http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}<br />
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===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 13 October 2014<br />
<br />
UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!<br />
<br />
I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!<br />
<br />
Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.<br />
<br />
So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}<br />
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===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 15 October<br />
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.<br />
<br />
Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.<br />
<br />
And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.<br />
<br />
Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
===Rainbow Rocks===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 18 October<br />
I just watched #RainbowRocks on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! #Nowhacking would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing #Derpy on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}<br />
<br />
===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 19 October<br />
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!<br />
<br />
Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}<br />
<br />
===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 22 October<br />
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}<br />
<br />
===Waiting for someone to pick up===<br />
Chris is inconvenienced by phone operators and naturally blames it on his customers who are providing him with his livelihood.<br />
{{quotebox| 22 October<br />
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}<br />
<br />
===Ebay issues resolved===<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 23 October<br />
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}<br />
<br />
===Snoopy and LGBTQ===<br />
Chris tactfully deems the fictitious sentiments of a cartoon dog to be highly relevant to the plight of systematically oppressed people the world over.<br />
{{quotebox| 24 October<br />
For the LGBTQ, and #HRC; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.<br />
<br />
And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.<br />
<br />
Both of which brings a<br />
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.<br />
<br />
Have a good and safe day.}}<br />
<br />
===Chris discovers #GamerGate===<br />
<br />
Chris discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having its own dedicated wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.<br />
<br />
Chris deems it to be the latter, and decries the [[trolls]], cyberbullies and [[JERKS]] whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate. Owing to his recent re-idenfication as a woman, it can be safely assumed that this statement was motivated by [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] and his desire to play the victim.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox|25 October<br />
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.<br />
<br />
I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).<br />
<br />
Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!<br />
<br />
This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.<br />
<br />
Thank You.<br />
<br />
#GamerGate}}<br />
<br />
===The cure for autism===<br />
<br />
Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being cursed. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of personifying his [[Mary Lee Walsh|enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes neurological disorders.<br />
<br />
{{quotebox| 25 October<br />
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.<br />
<br />
Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!<br />
<br />
#AutismSpeaks}}<br />
<br />
===Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)===<br />
{{quotebox| 31 October<br />
Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic enjoying the beats at Impulse Gay Social-Club!<br />
<br />
[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg]]}}<br />
<br />
William Elliot Waterman:<br />
{{quoteboxgreen| 31 October<br />
good halloween costume :)}}<br />
<br />
Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt:<br />
{{quoteboxred| 31 October<br />
Hot damn Christian. What an elegant tom-girl you are.}}<br />
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==Posts by Chris on other pages==<br />
<br />
===Britney Spears===<br />
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:<br />
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014<br />
<br />
Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.<br />
<br />
I Agree, because, moreover, Most Males in this world are Boring, Dull, Mentally Prehisoric, Immature, Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care, they like to bully other people, regardless, and then even worse!<br />
<br />
"What are you saying, You're a Male?"<br />
<br />
I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.<br />
<br />
Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!<br />
<br />
All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!<br />
<br />
My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.<br />
<br />
Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.<br />
<br />
Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!<br />
<br />
http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}<br />
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<div>[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|thumb|Chris in October 2014.]]<br />
'''October 2014''' was notable in that it marked a significant resurgence in Chris's [[YouTube]] video making. Both [[I Love You, Catherine]] and [[To Mr. Smith]] were uploaded during this month. Unsurprisingly, both were apology videos. The rest of Chris's activities during the month included begging for money, complaining about eBay, and borderline disingenuous LGBT activism. <br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 73. Instead of celebrating or even mentioning her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Medallion_Listing_Update|mass-market medallions on eBay]]. He also rages about [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#More_Ranting_on_Sonic.27s_Arms|Sonic's arms NOT being blue]], as shown in the '''non-canon''' franchise ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
* 4 October - [[I Love You, Catherine|A new video]] is uploaded for the first time in ages. This reveals the name of the Anonymous Sweetheart to possibly be [[Catherine]], and reveals he characteristically assumed the worst about a [[Jerk|male friend]] of hers. Also, he posts more updates about the medallion promotion.<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update, [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Blake_Sonichu_Medallion|with Chris asking about the person who ordered a Blake medallion]] and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Finished_Molding_15_Medallions|how he finished molding 15 medallions]].<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his Facebook [[white knights|friends]] to [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Owing_eBay_300|purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay]], and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#BMW_again|his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see)]].<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National Coming Out Movie Night.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 18 October - Chris posts a ([[Chris and art|poorly-made]]) [[Lego]] Derpy on Facebook.<br />
* 21 October - Chris gets [[duress]]ed out over getting 17 complaints on eBay, and waits for 2 hours trying to get a hold of eBay on the phone to deal with it. He notes that all of this wouldn't have happened if he had just got some positive feedback.<br />
* 24 October - Chris posts some words of wisdom from a box of Lucky Charms and a Snoopy card.<br />
* 25 October - Chris rages over the Gamergate controversy, and that [[Autism]] has no cure.<br />
* 26 October - Chris begrudgingly makes [[To Mr. Smith|a video apology]] to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" [[Sonichu medallion]]. He quickly takes it down, but [[CWCville Library|troll archivists]] eventually put it back up.<br />
* 27 October - More autism posts on Facebook.<br />
* 28 October - Chris posts one of his favorite gags from ''[[Family Guy]]'', and compares an Animation Domination High Def (which coincidentally is abbreviated A.D.H.D.) internet short to his rage at eBay. He then warns all of his white knights to never sell stuff on eBay.<br />
* 31 October - [[Halloween]]. Chris hits up a gay bar. <br />
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'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''<br />
[[Bob Chandler]] |<br />
[[Barbara Chandler]] |<br />
[[Patti Chandler]] |<br />
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]] |<br />
[[Clover and Snoopy]]<br />
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'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''<br />
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[[Cole Smithey]] |<br />
[[Aunt Corrina]] |<br />
[[Daniel Weston]] |<br />
[[Anne Boleyn]] |<br />
[[Reginald Chandler]] |<br />
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]<br />
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'''Enemies:'''<br />
[[Michael Snyder]] |<br />
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |<br />
[[Wes Iseli]] |<br />
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |<br />
[[CADD Chef]] |<br />
[[Bagget]] |<br />
[[ScotPalazzo]] |<br />
[[Manajerks]] |<br />
[[B-Manajerk]] |<br />
[[Jerkhief]] |<br />
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |<br />
[[Merried Seinor Comic|Kirby McDerbie]]<br />
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'''[[Jerks]]:'''<br />
[[Joseph Herring]] |<br />
[[Lucas]] |<br />
[[Joshua Martinez]]<br />
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'''Sweethearts:'''<br />
[[Blanca Weiss]] |<br />
[[PandaHalo]] |<br />
[[BlueSpike]] |<br />
[[Sarah Jackson]] |<br />
[[Emily]] |<br />
[[Ivy]] |<br />
[[Kacey]] |<br />
[[Jackie]] |<br />
[[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]]<br />
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'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''<br />
[[Laura Dorazio]] |<br />
[[Tiffany Gowen]] |<br />
[[Kellie Andes]] |<br />
[[Megan Schroeder]] |<br />
[[Anna McLerran]] |<br />
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] |<br />
[[The Wallflower]] |<br />
[[Kim Wilson]]<br />
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'''The Asperpedia Four:'''<br />
[[Alec Benson Leary]] |<br />
[[Evan]] |<br />
[[Asperchu#Sean|Sean August Watley]] |<br />
[[Asperpedia|Mao]]<br />
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[[Liquid Chris]] |<br />
[[Clyde Cash]] |<br />
[[Jack Thaddeus]] |<br />
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |<br />
[[Kathleen Nicole Wallace]] |<br />
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |<br />
[[BILLY MAYS]] |<br />
[[Vivian Gee]] |<br />
[[Sarah May]] |<br />
[[Robert Simmons V]] |<br />
[[Jimmy Hill]] |<br />
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |<br />
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |<br />
[[Takashi Tezuka]] |<br />
[[Jay Z]] |<br />
[[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]<br />
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'''Other:'''<br />
[[Abusive babysitter]] |<br />
[[Hanna]] |<br />
[[Ryan Cash]] |<br />
[[Vanessa Hudgens]] |<br />
[[Bruce Johnson]] |<br />
[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] |<br />
[[Rocky Shoemaker]] |<br />
[[Rob Bell]] |<br />
[[William Elliott Waterman]] |<br />
[[Lori Lopez]] |<br />
[[Caitlin]] |<br />
[[Chloe]] |<br />
[[Officer Nasty]] |<br />
[[Kimmi]] |<br />
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'''CWC's Sonichu Site!''' (full title: '''The Official & The Originial '''''[sic]'' '''From Christian Weston Chandler the Sonichu and Rosechu Site!''') was Chris's homepage for the [[Sonichu]] franchise. It existed in various incarnations from [[2000]] to [[August 2009]], and was a regular target of hacking by trolls following Chris's discovery in 2007.<br />
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== Design and content ==<br />
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Chris liked to harp on how he took two HTML classes and likes to construct his page on [[Wikipedia:Netscape Composer|Netscape Composer]], a mercifully discontinued software product. It is fairly obvious that either the HTML classes didn't teach good web design principles, or Chris slept through those sections.<br />
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The main hub of the Sonichu site was the front page. Chris dumped everything on the front page, all of the content centered. Chris also added things to the page in random places with little thought as to where they would go, and didn't really have the time and energy to update the page. In its later incarnations, the page had mentions of ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' material, Chris's changes to the comic, and had "[[Copyright]] CWC and [[Nintendo]]", long after the end of the [[Miyamoto Saga]].<br />
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Chris's site also boasted that it was a member of the "Super [[Sonic]] Webring"; closer inspection reveals that Chris's site is not listed as a member of the webring, and Chris failed to insert the correct codes (i.e., he failed to put in his member ID, leaving "_SITE_ID_HERE_" in the links) — this simple failure to follow very simple setup instructions may have been why he was not approved as a member, as Webring owners usually checked this. His Fastcounter link is also broken. In its earliest incarnations Chris had a MIDI playing in the background, just to get that old Web 1.0 feel.<br />
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=== Sonichu-Fans (2008) ===<br />
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'''Sonichu-Fans''' was a small sub-site of Sonichu.net, created by [[PandaHalo]], and meant for use by Chris's [[fans]]. Most of the site's features were never really created. Its most notable feature was "Sonichu fan chat", a Java [[IRC]] applet that connected to [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|Rizon's #sonichu channel]]. In the days following its introduction, Chris appeared in the fan chat in person a few times.<br />
=== Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack (early 2009 - May 2009) ===<br />
{{main|Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack}}<br />
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After the nuclear winter following the release of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris made a solemn promise not to release any more naughty imagery. Naturally, he had to break this vow when he found out about the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum and wanted to impress the members.<br />
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== Hosting history ==<br />
=== Primordial origins (August 2000 - 2007) ===<br />
The original incarnation of the Sonichu Site was hosted on the near-legendary free host for crappy personal web pages, [[Wikipedia:Tripod.com|Tripod]], at <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm</nowiki> (http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm). As the site was launched back when it was not yet a crime to violate aesthetics and common sense in web design, Chris's page blended right in. Before this, [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] and [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] were hosted on AcmeCity (go.com), another popular host for ineptly cobbled-together personal pages.<br />
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Chris even reminisces about his "Sonichu Site Filing Facility Hosted by Tripod" in [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]] — not that it makes any frigging sense. It is probably just some sort of a comic-page manifestation of a psychotic break. He even calls this "burning the Tripod bridge". The fact that trolls hacked the site must have been particularly traumatizing to Chris.<br />
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In the comic, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] defeats some devil [[trolls]], moves his files away from Tripod and bombs the crap out of the site, then says "Tripod was weak, in security, and it lacked the support for Flash media, anyway". In truth, Chris's site was hacked entirely due to his weak passwords and sloppy security practices (for example, in security questions, he has put in answers that could be looked up from the web; everyone knows his [[Mary Poppins|favorite film]]). And fascinatingly enough, [[CWCipedia]] doesn't support [[Wikipedia:Flash animation|Flash]] either — otherwise, we'd be thrilled to see what kind of craziness his two HTML classes could inspire him to create in Flash.<br />
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=== [http://sonichu.net sonichu.net] (2007 - January 2009) ===<br />
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Established in [[2007]] sometime after trolls registered [[sonichu.com]] (in Christian's words, "nothing but net."). Was hacked at least twice (read: Chris gave out his passwords). Sonichu.net was hacked in [[January 2009]] by [[Gregg Mays]], prompting Chris to show his [[fangs]]. The domain was sold on [[eBay]] and is currently used to host a [[parody]] CWCville homepage. In February 2010, it became a redirect to Meatspin.<br />
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=== [http://www.sonichu.info sonichu.info] (January 2009) ===<br />
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Quickly established in [[January 2009]] to replace sonichu.net, and just as quickly hacked. The site now redirects to [http://www.sonichu.110mb.com sonichu.110mb.com]. When the man takes you away, do not resist.<br />
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=== [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com sonichuandrosechu.com] (Early 2009 - August 2009) ===<br />
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After a hiatus Chris finally relaunched his site here. It lasted a little longer until he gave his password to [[Julie]] with predictable results. This incarnation is most notable for seeing the debut of Chris's official Rule 34 section, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]. As of [[October 2014|October]], the site is now a redirect to other websites.<br />
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=== [http://www.cwcville.com cwcville.com] (April 2009 - May 2009) ===<br />
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After another hiatus, Chris relaunched his site at this new domain on 9 [[April 2009]]. Since Chris doesn't know how to manage the mess of links he has created, some remain broken such as the one to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], so you'd have to change the domain name to visit it. Da major update he made to this site was to paste his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|autobiography]] after it got deleted from [[Wikipedia]].<br />
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On 15 [[May 2009]] it was hacked yet again, and featured [[Homos|gay pride]] imagery and a message that demanded the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. This was later replaced with images of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]], some of the pictures suggesting that they have some sort of a [[sweethearts|relationship]]. <br />
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==Gallery==<br />
<gallery><br />
Image:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|Banner<br />
Image:193-soniclgo.jpg<br />
Image:194-SchuSteLgoIdea2.jpg<br />
Image:195-SchuSteLgoIdea3.jpg<br />
Image:196-Schulgo.jpg<br />
Image:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg<br />
Image:198-cwctop50.jpg<br />
</gallery><br />
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== See also ==<br />
* [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]<br />
* [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]<br />
* [[CWCki|Sonichu.com]]<br />
* [[Chris and the Internet]]<br />
== External links ==<br />
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ An archived of version of the original Sonichu site in all of its homely autistic glory]<br />
{{The Internet}}<br />
[[Category:Chris's websites]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=October_2014&diff=175746October 20142014-11-01T03:12:26Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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<div>[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|thumb|Chris in October 2014.]]<br />
'''October 2014''' was notable in that it marked a significant resurgence in Chris's [[YouTube]] video making. Both [[I Love You, Catherine]] and [[To Mr. Smith]] were uploaded during this month. Unsurprisingly, both were apology videos. The rest of Chris's activities during the month included begging for money, complaining about eBay, and borderline disingenuous LGBT activism. <br />
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==Events==<br />
* 1 October - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 73. Instead of celebrating or even mentioning her birthday on Facebook, Chris posts about [[Britney Spears]] and updates about the [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Medallion_Listing_Update|mass-market medallions on eBay]]. He also rages about [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#More_Ranting_on_Sonic.27s_Arms|Sonic's arms NOT being blue]], as shown in the '''non-canon''' franchise ''Sonic Boom''.<br />
* 4 October - [[I Love You, Catherine|A new video]] is uploaded for the first time in ages. This reveals the name of the Anonymous Sweetheart to possibly be [[Catherine]], and reveals he characteristically assumed the worst about a [[Jerk|male friend]] of hers. Also, he posts more updates about the medallion promotion.<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update, [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Blake_Sonichu_Medallion|with Chris asking about the person who ordered a Blake medallion]] and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Finished_Molding_15_Medallions|how he finished molding 15 medallions]].<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his Facebook [[white knights|friends]] to [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#Owing_eBay_300|purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay]], and [[October_2014_Facebook_Posts#BMW_again|his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see)]].<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National Coming Out Movie Night.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 18 October - Chris posts a ([[Chris and art|poorly-made]]) [[Lego]] Derpy on Facebook.<br />
* 21 October - Chris gets [[duress]]ed out over getting 17 complaints on eBay, and waits for 2 hours trying to get a hold of eBay on the phone to deal with it. He notes that all of this wouldn't have happened if he had just got some positive feedback.<br />
* 24 October - Chris posts some words of wisdom from a box of Lucky Charms and a Snoopy card.<br />
* 25 October - Chris rages over the Gamergate controversy, and that [[Autism]] has no cure.<br />
* 26 October - Chris begrudgingly makes [[To Mr. Smith|a video apology]] to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" [[Sonichu medallion]]. He quickly takes it down, but [[CWCville Library|troll archivists]] eventually put it back up.<br />
* 27 October - More autism posts on Facebook.<br />
* 28 October - Chris posts one of his favorite gags from ''[[Family Guy]]'', and compares an Animation Domination High Def (which coincidentally is abbreviated A.D.H.D.) internet short to his rage at eBay. He then warns all of his white knights to never sell stuff on eBay.<br />
* 31 October - [[Halloween]].<br />
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{{timeline}}</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg&diff=175687File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg2014-10-29T00:55:51Z<p>LOLlolcow: typo fix</p>
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<div>The "Angry eyes" Sonichu Mr. Smith was sent by Chris after being dissatisfied with Chris's turn around time in delivering his medallion.</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175686To Mr. Smith2014-10-29T00:46:54Z<p>LOLlolcow: clarification</p>
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer, Mr. Smith, with whom he had done business with. Mr. Smith, who is an active member of the [[CWCki Forums]], was sent an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] instead of a regular one after questioning Chris's expediency. After additional complaining, he eventually was issued a regular Sonichu medallion, as well as a commission. The commission, simply intended by Mr. Smith to portray him with Sonichu, instead depicted Chris's intent to [[Random Access Humor|pour a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. <br />
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This video is notable in that it is the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] that Chris and [[Barbara|his mother]] have been living in since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
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Like in the last video, Chris has chosen to play some godawful orchestrated music that sounds like it belongs in the sappy love scene of a [[I Love Lucy|1950s sitcom]]. It's possible that this strange and out of place choice of soundtrack was added by Chris in an attempt to show sincerity and that he is genuinely [[Chris and remorse|sorry]] for being a jackass to his customer, knowing that he is generally [[Autism|unable to show legitimate emotion]] in a convincing way. Despite this, given the sloppy editing, disgusting appearance, lack of proper (or any) post-production, inconsistent message, and overall low quality of the video, Chris is probably being insincere and has probably once again [[I'm Sorry, Dude|been forced to apologize]] for his actions in the laziest possible manner.<br />
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The video was taken down soon after upload, but [[troll|fan]] archivists put it back up. <br />
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==Summary==<br />
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
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The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
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==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
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Well, you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawin' with the want of droppin' a bucket ah ice on your head because you... sent my [[Chris and money|finances]] down the drain there... like a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinking ship]]. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
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[[Stress|I'm hurting]]. It hurts. [[Chris and health|Errything hurts]]. A lot hurts. [[Video games|Goddamn]] [[Monthly tugboat|stressful]] [[Toys|life]]! [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175683To Mr. Smith2014-10-29T00:14:54Z<p>LOLlolcow: minor pipe</p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer, Mr. Smith, with whom he had done business with. Mr. Smith, who is an active member of the [[CWCki Forums]], was sent an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] instead of a regular one. After further complaining, he eventually was issued a regular Sonichu medallion, as well as a commission. The commission, simply intended by Mr. Smith to portray him with Sonichu, instead depicted Chris's intent to [[Random Access Humor|pour a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. <br />
<br />
This video is notable in that it is the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] that Chris and [[Barbara|his mother]] have been living in since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
<br />
The video was taken down soon after upload, but [[troll|fan]] archivists put it back up. <br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn [[stress]] of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175682To Mr. Smith2014-10-29T00:14:20Z<p>LOLlolcow: minor rewording; semantics and elaboration</p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer, Mr. Smith, with whom he had done business with. Mr. Smith, who is an active member of the CWCki Forums, was sent an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] instead of a regular one. After further complaining, he eventually was issued a regular Sonichu medallion, as well as a commission. The commission, simply intended by Mr. Smith to portray him with Sonichu, instead depicted Chris's intent to [[Random Access Humor|pour a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. <br />
<br />
This video is notable in that it is the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] that Chris and [[Barbara|his mother]] have been living in since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
<br />
The video was taken down soon after upload, but [[troll|fan]] archivists put it back up. <br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn [[stress]] of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Authentically_autistic.JPG&diff=175681File:Authentically autistic.JPG2014-10-28T23:57:48Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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<div></div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175680To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T23:55:55Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* Transcript */ pipe</p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
<br />
'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer named Mr. Smith (who is an active member on the CWCki Forums) for sending him an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] and a drawing of Chris [[Random Access Humor|pouring a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. It is also the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] Chris and [[Barbara|his mother]] have been living in since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn [[stress]] of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175679To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T23:54:24Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
<br />
'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer named Mr. Smith (who is an active member on the CWCki Forums) for sending him an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] and a drawing of Chris [[Random Access Humor|pouring a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. It is also the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] Chris and [[Barbara|his mother]] have been living in since the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175677To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T23:51:54Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer named Mr. Smith (who is an active member on the CWCki Forums) for sending him an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] and a drawing of Chris [[Random Access Humor|pouring a bucket of ice on him]]. Chris's quintessential eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. It is also the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] (and bedroom) Chris and [[Barbara]] had been living in since the incidents of the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175676To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T23:50:06Z<p>LOLlolcow: added Mr. Smith's angry eyes sonichu</p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
<br />
'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer named Mr. Smith (who is an active member on the CWCki Forums) for sending him an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] and a drawing of Chris [[Random Access Humor|pouring a bucket of ice on him]]. The same eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. It is also the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] (and bedroom) Chris and [[Barbara]] had been living in since the incidents of the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The <s>stoned</s> "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question]]<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg&diff=175675File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg2014-10-28T23:48:10Z<p>LOLlolcow: The "Angry eyes" Sonichu Mr. Smith was sent by Chris after being dissatisfied with Chris's turn around time in delievering his medallion.</p>
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<div>The "Angry eyes" Sonichu Mr. Smith was sent by Chris after being dissatisfied with Chris's turn around time in delievering his medallion.</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175674To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T23:39:33Z<p>LOLlolcow: added commission to Mr. Smith for reference</p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
<br />
'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer named Mr. Smith (who is an active member on the CWCki Forums) for sending him an 'angry' [[Sonichu medallion]] and a drawing of Chris [[Random Access Humor|pouring a bucket of ice on him]]. The same eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still visible, much like his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video that month]]. It is also the second video taken in the [[Rental House|rental home]] (and bedroom) Chris and [[Barbara]] had been living in since the incidents of the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]].<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
<br />
[[File:Chris's_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg|right|thumb|For reference: Chris's commission to Mr. Smith. Sonichu seems elated.]]<br />
The video opens on a defeated, mopey Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction.<br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a [[Honor roll|misspelled]] rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[''Music playing in the background.'']<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Love You, Catherine]]}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Chris%27s_Commission_to_Mr._Smith_(compressed).jpg&diff=175673File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg2014-10-28T23:25:06Z<p>LOLlolcow: Commission by Chris to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer who ordered a Sonichu medallion from Chris and was dissatisfied with the transaction.</p>
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<div>Commission by Chris to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer who ordered a Sonichu medallion from Chris and was dissatisfied with the transaction.</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175665To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T14:35:26Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* Summary */</p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
The video opens on a stereotypically defeated Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction. <br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a misspelled rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175664To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T14:34:50Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* Summary */</p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
<br />
'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
The video opens on a stereotypically defeated Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction. <br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[Chris and Spanish|desecration of the Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a misspelled rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175663To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T14:34:03Z<p>LOLlolcow: /* Summary */ messed up a pipe</p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
<br />
'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
The video opens on a stereotypically defeated Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction. <br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[desecration of the Spanish language|Chris and spanish]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a misspelled rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor.<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175662To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T14:33:19Z<p>LOLlolcow: added a basic summary, just like the "catherine" article has...to keep things consistent</p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
<br />
'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
==Summary==<br />
The video opens on a stereotypically defeated Chris, apologizing to eBay buyer Mr. Smith for his antics during their transaction. <br />
<br />
The "bucket of ice" is referring to a commission that Mr. Smith was granted due to Chris's negligence. The commission is notable for Chris's continued [[desecration of the Chris and Spanish|Spanish language]]. The ice bucket simply read "heilo," a misspelled rendition of the word "hielo," which means ice. <br />
<br />
The video concludes with typical [[Stress|self-deprecating]] Chris demeanor. <br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=To_Mr._Smith&diff=175659To Mr. Smith2014-10-28T14:23:40Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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<div>{{Incomplete}}<br />
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. In the video, Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer named Mr. Smith for sending him a [[Sonichu medallion]] with angry eyes and drawing a picture of Chris dropping a bucket of ice on him.<br />
<br />
He quickly took it down, but [[troll|fan]] archivists eventually put it back up.<br />
<br />
== Video ==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = To Mr. Smith<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR9dxuFGzw8}}<br />
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]]<br />
| subject = Mr. Smith, [[Ebay]]<br />
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}, <br />
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
<br />
[Music playing in the background.]<br />
<br />
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]'']<br />
<br />
Well you did get that, a- th- the second one and I apologize for... drawing with the want of dropping a bucket of ice on your head because you.. sent my finances down the drain there... on the sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh'']<br />
<br />
I'm hurting. It hurts. Everything hurts. A lot hurts. God damn stress of life. [''groans and sighs again'']<br />
<br />
Me.</div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Quote_of_the_now&diff=175615Template:Quote of the now2014-10-27T03:46:53Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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<div>{{quote|Anyway, [[Catherine]], you mean the world to me, [[sweetheart]], you really do, and.. I mean to treat you as a partner, I do. And I don't mean to treat you as a child, uh... I've been going under a lot of my own [[stress|stresses]] lately.|Chris on his recent video, [[I Love You, Catherine]] on [[October 2014|4 October 2014]].}}<br />
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{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude></div>LOLlolcowhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=175614Template:Da update2014-10-27T03:45:52Z<p>LOLlolcow: </p>
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* 26 October - Chris begrudgingly makes a video apology to Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, for sending him an "Angry Eyes" Sonichu medallion. <br />
* 25 October - Chris discusses GamerGate and finding the cure for [[Autism]] on Facebook.<br />
* 18 October - Chris makes a (poorly-made) [[Lego]] Derpy and posts it on Facebook. Also, Chris wishes a Happy [[Halloween]] and begs for party invites.<br />
* 17 October - Chris watches ''[[My Little Pony]] Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks''.<br />
* 13 October - Chris was about to ship out medallions up until he realized it was Columbus Day.<br />
* 11 October - Chris attends National [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|Coming Out]] Movie Night.<br />
* 9 October - Chris begs his [[Facebook]] [[white knight|friends]] to purchase his "drawn pieces" on eBay, and his mother's BMW (once again, posting Barb's phone number for all to see).<br />
* 5 October - Yet another medallion update.<br />
* 4 October - Chris uploads his first video in a year, entitled "[[I Love You, Catherine]]".<br />
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'''CWC's Pokésite 2''' is one of Chris's earliest websites about [[Pokémon]], launched on 22 July [[1999]]. [[Chris]] made a poorly translated Spanish version, which shows that his Spanish name is [[Ricardo]] W. Chandler. According to the sign, Chris made [[Espanolic]] the mascot of the Spanish version.<br />
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The email listed on the page is itsameCWC@aol.com, probably a reference to [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|Mario]]'s catchphrase, "It's a-me, Mario!".<br />
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==History==<br />
In his [[Chris's resume|resume]], Chris proudly proclaims both the [[Spanish]] and [[English]] versions as having been created from "notepad scratch" thanks to his HTML classes. Given the quality of the sites, it is largely assumed that "notepad scratch" is a euphemism for "pulled out of his ass". Like everything else of a visual nature that Chris has produced, the sites were nothing short of eye rape. The website was spawned out of his fetish for [[Pokémon]] and originally featured [[Sonichu]] as the mascot.<br />
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The site's logo, shown below, was designed by [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]], one of Chris's high-school [[gal-pals]].<br />
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In addition to the godawful aesthetics, the site also has a number of HTML errors.<ref>See for example [http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.archive.org%2Fweb%2F20010217092458%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fhomepages.go.com%2F~christianchandler%2Fpokste2.htm&charset=%28detect+automatically%29&doctype=Inline&group=0 here]. Errors before line 253 are in the Wayback Machine's toolbar and aren't Chris's fault.</ref> For example, the title image is aligned to the left of the screen, because Chris wrote <code>align=CENTER</code> when he meant <code>align="middle"</code>. This would have been obvious to Chris unless he'd been testing the site on a 600x480 monitor (already obsolescent in 2001<ref>http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_display.asp</ref>), and it would tend to make his work look even less professional to a software engineer who was considering him for a Web-development job.<br />
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==Current status==<br />
Since the website has been at various times hosted on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Chris's other fail webspaces]], its current status is the same as theirs. He doubtlessly has a copy hanging around somewhere though, since Chris seems to feel that everything he produces is pure gold.<br />
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==Sign==<br />
El pokesite de RWC 2<br />
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¡El Pokésite de R.W.C.!es el website con la información actualizacióna de las noticias del pokémon, el juego de tarjetas de pokemon y es un website bueno con las lenguas inglesa y españolas<br />
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Español Rocks!<br />
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Visite el website en: <br />
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===Translation===<br />
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RWCs Pokesite 2:<br />
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RWCs Pokesite is thewebsite with the latest news about Pokemon and the Pokemon TGC and is a good website with the spanish and english languages. <br />
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Spanish rocks!<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[CWC's Pokésite 1]]<br />
*[[Sonichu.net]]<br />
*[[Spanish]]<br />
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==Sources==<br />
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==External links==<br />
* [http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://homepages.go.com/~christianchandler/pokste2.htm Archive.org's copy of the site]<br />
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