User:Lamna

2010-05-20T22:11:55Z

Lamna:

{{Britfag}}
{{Bisexual}}
{{Atheist}}
Oh and I'm King Christan X of Denmark and Iceland. (To CWC anyway)

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2010-05-05T19:05:26Z

Lamna: CWC and his "pimped" controller, presumably PS3.

CWC and his "pimped" controller, presumably PS3.

CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009

2010-05-02T20:29:25Z

Lamna: Added Eva Unit Chris Strangles Clyde Cash

[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|left|Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about Ivy, was leaked.]]
[[Image:Tard_Rage.png|thumb|A short summary of the video.]]

"'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]], outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, blew his stack and expressed his outrage through the only outlet he has, by yelling empty threats and dirty words on the [[YouTube]].

In the video, Chris threatens repeatedly to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], which is pointless since he will never stop working on his comics as long as he's willing to do whatever his [[Trolls|fake girlfriends]] tell him to do. That, and nobody really gives a crap about his [[Family Guy|shi]][[The American Rabbit|tty]] comics anyway, so announcing the ceasing of production on the comics is quite pointless, even though he is pretty much punishing his [[Fanbase|fanbase]] for his own dumb mistakes. [[Asperchu|(Perhaps this one of MANY reasons why his fanbase is turning to Asperchu...)]]

He also vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[Jerkops|police]] (you know, the same people he hates for interfering with his [[Love Quest]]) who are sure to see his side of the story this time. Just how the cops are going to be able to use Clyde's handwriting to locate Clyde and arrest him is never made clear.

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==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

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| name = CWC Update! 27 March 2009
| image = {{#ev:youtube|oUCn5jp2cJI}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 March 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Rage|text}}
| Saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| Shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]
| next = [[Chris Sings Lovin' You#Watch|Chris Sings Lovin' You]]
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===Transcript===

[''deep breath''] [[Captain's Log]]. I believe it is the 27th.

Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]].

But anyway, I—apparently my, my sw—my—I—I wi—I swear to God that—cont—that [[4-cent_garbage.com|any—ANY...thing]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|to intrude in my life]] [[Trolls|to make me feel—in my life and within my family]]... [''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, [[Lie|the comic will CEASE]]! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO [[Jerkops|THE POLICE]] WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d—we have a [[Chris and English|hand-written... hand-writing]] from [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.

So... in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:

{{RageQuote|''BACK'' THE FUCK ''OFF''}}

You back the fuck off. Or... I swear—also... myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side AGAIN! OR EVEN WORSE!

{{RageQuote|'''''[[Song of Christian#Part 2|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH!]] I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!''}} '''I WILL ''PAWCH'' HIS LIGHTS OUT!'''

If I ever '''MEET''' that bastard! In person.

But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!

I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off.

Have a good day.

==Fan videos==
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| name = Get back Clyde Cash, you don't know me like that!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|x_GG_8LtYYw}}
| Stardate = 28 III 2009
| Maker = falsionmkii
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| name = Eva Unit Chris Strangles Clyde Cash
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lGnXXTALXzY}}
| Stardate = 03 April 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/BigBlackPony BigBlackPony]
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|nextlink=[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-27]]

User:Lamna

2010-05-02T20:18:26Z

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CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009

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