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Statustjej

2026-03-24T00:55:27Z

Larry the Larryhog:

{{Infobox Person
|title = Statustjej
|name = Statustjej
|image = Statustjej.jpg
|aliases = StatusTjejen Lena Laurén
|nationality = Swedish
|knownfor = • Leaking numerous content from the Classic Era that have long been deemed [[Lost Media]].
|saga = {{saga|blanca|cn}}, {{saga|panda|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|vanessa|cn}}}}

{{quote|I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.|A portion of a YouTube comment that Statustjej made explaining their relations to Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>}}

'''Statustjej'''<ref group = note>Pronounced "staht-uh-shay"</ref> is responsible for releasing numerous media from the Classic Era that were once deemed as lost media or were never previously revealed from October to December 2025.

==Background==
According to Statustjej, they have followed Chris and his misadventures since at least early 2009. Statusthej then went out of their way to download the vast majority of content related to Chris, seemingly up to before the [[Death of Bob Chandler|death of Chris's father]].

Statustjej saved all of this content on a hard drive, letting it sit for over a decade. While searching for the "Creepy Smile" video in said hard drive, they uploaded the video on YouTube, and have decided to dig through the hard drive to find more videos to post on Wayback Machine's Internet Archive.

==Rediscovered Media==
===10 October===
*Video of [[Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg]].
*Lost sections of [[Chris Sex Logs]] audio files.
===21 October===
*The original AutoCAD project files of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation.
*Full conversation of [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]].
===22 October===
*Three lost videos from the [[ThePCAssassins]] YouTube channel.
*[[Chris Chan creepy smile#Photo|A photograph of Chris]] from 22 [[August 2009]].
*Confirmed the contents of the "special thanks" document of [[Power]].
===24 October===
*An [[Barb almost goes off|audio recording]] from a chat with [[Sarah May]].
===26 October===
*[[Supporting Sarah May|Two audio recordings]] from a chat from 17 [[February 2009]].
===27 October===
*Pages from the [[Simonchu]] Issue 0 Comic by Evan Christopher George.
===28 October===
*Full [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I%27m on TV :)#C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics|Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD]] slideshow.
*Hundreds of photographs that were included in the Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD slideshow.
===3 November===
*Rest of the pages of the full [[Simonchu]] Issue 0 Comic by Evan Christopher George.
===4 November===
*[[:File:Encyclopedia_Dramatica_sign_pictures_31_October_2008.png|Photos]] of the [[ED]] sign visit on Halloween 2008.
===12 November===
*The "special thanks" document of [[Power]].
===20 December===
*[[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C. Part 1]] lost video.

==Comments==
The following is comments Statustjej left on YouTube giving and clarifying information.
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|Where'd you get this [''referring to [[Chris Chan creepy smile]] video'']}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Found it on an old hard drive alongside a bunch of other ancient Chris Chan material. I also found the rather explicit PandaHalo audio logs from September 2008, which I uploaded to the Internet Archive.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|cool according to the cwcki it's been lost media for a decade}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Yeah, I was looking for that one online recently but could only a short snippet. I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|According to the cwcki you've got quite a lot , I wonder how much more people can learn from this archive you've got}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|That should not be exaggerated. The really old stuff I have is only about 16 GB in total. Of course, the video files in there are very lo-fi and thus small in size. Don't have too high hopes. By the way the "[[power]]" zip-file was hugely disappointing I'm afraid. The lost "specialthx" text file inside that archive is really short and not very interesting. Here is its entire contents: 
falsionmkII for the audio 
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Commenter|Why now nearly twenty years later?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|I was just totally unaware of there being any "lost media" related to Chris until very recently.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Commenter|You are a hero for preserving all this Christory that was thought to be lost forever. Especially the S3x logs and PowerPoint 🙏

Have you thought about dumping your entire collection of Chris Chan related files? I know most of it could be stuff we seen already, but it would still be interesting to sift through.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Thank you! Yes, I been thinking about doing that. A bit concerned about all the NSFW images and vids though. I'm working on sorting and organizing the files better (which is sorely needed either way), making sure to keep the explicit stuff separate from the rest. When I'm done I'll decide how to deal with this issue.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Commenter|wow were you in the original pvcc group by any chance}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Nope, I was not; nor was I a part of any other trollin' group.}}

==External Links==
* [https://archive.org/details/@lenalar Statustjej's Internet Archive]
* [https://archive.org/details/@statustjej A second Internet Archive page set up by statustjej], containing untouched copies of most of the content in their possession

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

{{People}}

[[Category:People from Sweden]]

Wikipedia

2026-03-10T14:57:38Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* French */

{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
{{clear}}

==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news, and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
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Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

Translation:

{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy of the first version is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

A second version would be created on 27 [[October 2025]].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}" by user Skyshifter. Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}" by an anonymous user.

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}" by user KapoXP.

=== French ===
On 12 [[March 2025]], an article on Chris was created on the French Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=fr}}" by user Henry200034.

=== Chinese ===
=== Korean ===
=== Bikol Central ===
=== German ===
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
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{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
{{clear}}

==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news, and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
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Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

Translation:

{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy of the first version is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

A second version would be created on 27 [[October 2025]].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}" by user Skyshifter. Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}" by an anonymous user.

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}" by user KapoXP.

=== French ===
On 12 [[March 2025]], an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=fr}}" by user Henry200034.

=== Chinese ===
=== Korean ===
=== Bikol Central ===
=== German ===
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
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Wikipedia

2026-03-10T14:54:42Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Catalan */

{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
{{clear}}

==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news, and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
{{incomplete}}
Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

Translation:

{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy of the first version is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

A second version would be created on 27 [[October 2025]].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}" by user Skyshifter. Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}" by an anonymous user.

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}" by user KapoXP.

=== French ===
=== Chinese ===
=== Korean ===
=== Bikol Central ===
=== German ===
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
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2026-03-10T14:45:41Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Hebrew */

{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
{{clear}}

==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news, and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
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Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

Translation:

{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy of the first version is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

A second version would be created on 27 [[October 2025]].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}" by user Skyshifter. Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}".

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}" by user KapoXP.

=== French ===
=== Chinese ===
=== Korean ===
=== Bikol Central ===
=== German ===
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
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{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
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==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news, and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
{{incomplete}}
Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

Translation:

{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy of the first version is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

A second version would be created on 27 [[October 2025]].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}" by user Skyshifter. Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}".

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}".

=== French ===
=== Chinese ===
=== Korean ===
=== Bikol Central ===
=== German ===
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
{{The Internet}}
{{Articleofthenow}}

[[Category:Websites]]

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2026-03-10T14:43:47Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Dutch */

{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
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==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news, and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
{{incomplete}}
Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

Translation:

{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy of the first version is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

A second version would be created on 27 [[October 2025]].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}". Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}".

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}".

=== French ===
=== Chinese ===
=== Korean ===
=== Bikol Central ===
=== German ===
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
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2026-03-09T18:29:10Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Foreign-language Wikipedias */

{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
{{clear}}

==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news, and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
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Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

Translation:

{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}". Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}".

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}".

=== French ===
=== Chinese ===
=== Korean ===
=== Bikol Central ===
=== German ===
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
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Larry the Larryhog: /* Russian */

{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on the use of the user pages as web space;<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content}}</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] shows that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his ego|he put himself right next to]] {{w|Michelangelo}}. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian Weston Chandler}}</ref> It has consequently been "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely for violating many rules. The page on [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. Furthermore, pages discussing things that Chris would logically be relevant to, such as {{w|Kiwi Farms|their article for}} [[Kiwi Farms]] (itself the successor to [[CWCki Forums]], which is named after this very Wiki and Chris by extension) and {{w|List of people claimed to be Jesus}} ([[Messiah complex|as Chris has done]]), go out of their way to not mention Chris by name. As of [[October 2020]], Chris remains upset over the lack of Wikipedia coverage on him and Sonichu.<ref name=placewikipedia>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref>

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]] article as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it to be deleted.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Christian W. Chandler}}</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on {{w|Wikipedia:Reliable sources|reliable sources}}. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref group = note>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their {{w|Wikipedia:Edit filter}} to prevent users from making edits with Chris-related phrases.<ref group = note>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>{{w|Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cole Smithey}}</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for the deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
{{clear}}

==Wikipedia salting and edit filters==

"Christian Weston Chandler", "Sonichu" and related titles are currently "{{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection (salting)|salted}}" (protected from creation) so pages cannot be created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Pages for places and institutions associated with Chris, such as {{w|Ruckersville, Virginia}} and {{w|Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School}}, are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris. The titles "{{w|Christine Chandler}}" and "{{w|Chris Chan}}" are used for an unrelated New Mexico state legislator and Singaporean sports executive respectively.

In August 2011, Wikipedia set up a special filter called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/1159 "filter 1,159: Chris Chan monitoring"] which flags mentions of "Chris Chan" in all new edits made to the website.

This edit filter has been expanded over the years to include text variations of Chris Chan, Christine, Christian, Christopher, Weston Chandler, Sonichu, and Isabella Janke.

The code for the edit filter is:
<blockquote>
equals_to_any(page_namespace, 0, 1, 2, 118) &
(page_id != 80266017) & (page_id != 80266193) & /* Exclude unrelated article and its talk page */
!('bot' in user_groups) &
(
exp := "\b(chris(tine)?[ -]chan|(christine|christian|christopher) weston chandler)\b|sonichu|isabella janke";

added_lines irlike exp &
!(removed_lines irlike exp)
)
</blockquote>

==Current situation==
Lengthy discussions on the talk pages for these articles debating whether Chris is worthy of inclusion have been scrubbed from the site. The closest it has come is in 2021 after the [[Affair with Mother|incest case]], which was agreed against as it would violate the policies on harassment and the principle that Wikipedia must not be a place for speculation or for news, and because some people in contact with Chris have been accused of serious crimes themselves, which would violate the child protection and criminal BLP policies.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive335#Creating_the_%22Chris_Chan%22_article</ref>

The article for {{w|Kiwi Farms}} is an unusual case, since Chris is undeniably relevant to the history of the site. However, the article ties itself in knots trying to avoid mentioning Chris by name and gender-specific pronouns, despite mentioning the [[CWCki]]:

{{quotebox|[[Kiwi Farms]] was founded in [[2013]] by [[Joshua Conner Moon]] (known as "Null" on the website), a former [[4-cent_garbage.com|8chan]] [[Jerkop|administrator]]. It was originally launched as a forum website to [[troll]] and harass [[Christian Weston Chandler|a webcomic artist]] who was first noticed in [[2007]] on the Something Awful forums. Eventually, an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was created about the artist. A dedicated wiki, titled "[[CWCki]]" based on the artist's initials, was created by [[Cogsdev|people]] who felt that the Encyclopedia Dramatica entry was not [[Honest Content|detailed or accurate enough]]. Kiwi Farms was originally called "[[CWCki Forums]]" before "Kiwi Farms" was coined in [[2014]].}}

Attempts to name Chris on the article have repeatedly been swiftly reverted and [[Shot to the moon|entirely deleted from the history page]],<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Kiwi_Farms ''Note: deleted revisions described as "disruptive" are usually attempts to name Chris on the article.''</ref> and the article has also received {{w|Wikipedia:Protection policy#extended|Extended Protection}}, which is usually only reserved for the most widely known figures or topics in history, in order to "promote compliance with the {{w|Wikipedia:Biographies of living persons|policy of biographies of living persons.}}"

Wikipedia administrators and editors enforce non-naming due to a number of problems such as conflicts with Biographies of living persons guidelines<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Biographies_of_living_persons</ref> (particularly the "Avoid victimization" section.)<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Kiwi_Farms/Archive_3#:~:text=List%20of%20previous%20discussions%20on%20this%20talk%20page%20and%20others</ref> In [[June 2019]], Chris requested that his name be censored or removed from the Kiwi Farms article due to making him feel uneasy, adding he wouldn't mind having his own dedicated article instead.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris Maintains his vendetta against the Farms]]</ref> Still, discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included or mentioned on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

In [[October 2020]], Chris tried looking up his name on Wikipedia to see if there was a page on him and was pissed off over the omission of both himself and Sonichu, calling it "royal levels of suck" that there was nothing on Wikipedia about himself. [[Anaxis]] pointed out that there was an article on the Polish Wikipedia, but Chris retorted, "Oh, sure, Poland, but not on American Wikipedia", calling the latter the country he and Sonichu were born in.<ref name=placewikipedia></ref>

On 1 [[October 2021]], [[Geno Samuel]] appeared on the 68th episode of the Trash Taste podcast. The episode's title, "The Dark World of Chris Chan (ft. Geno Samuel)," was listed on the podcast's Wikipedia page, finally earning Chris a mention on the website.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_Taste</ref>

The Wikipedia article for r/place includes an image of the project's 2022 canvas, which featured a depiction of Sonichu. However, the image used on Wikipedia was downscaled to a degree that rendered the drawing unrecognizable.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/place#2022_experiment</ref>

On 26 [[May 2024]], Chris received [[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]] for the Presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party, briefly earning him another mention on Wikipedia, this time by full name. However, the next day, his mention was removed.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Libertarian_National_Convention#Notes</ref>

On 30 [[October 2025]], a draft page was created for the [[CWCki]], which went to great lengths to strictly follow Wikipedia's guidelines as well as avoid mentioning Chris by name. The draft was, in fact, found to follow Wikipedia's rules, and therefore was not immediately removed. However, the draft was ultimately rejected two times, as editors argued that CWCki was not uniquely notable as a separate entity from Kiwi Farms.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft:CWCki</ref>

On 13 [[February 2026]], video game developer [[Edmund McMillen]] was subject to backlash after including controversial voice cameos, notably including a cameo from Chris, in his video game [[Mewgenics]]. This resulted in Chris once again earning a second mention on mainspace Wikipedia, again by full name, in a section discussing the controversy. This mention was removed two days later.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mewgenics#Controversy</ref>

==List of Chris-adjacent people with significant mentions on Wikipedia==
*{{w|Boogie2988}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|CopperCab}}
*{{w|Cr1TiKaL}}<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/varchive/wF_DenHZBCQ</ref>
*{{w|Count Dankula}}
*{{w|Danny Brown}}<ref>https://archive.fo/ZN10c</ref>
*{{w|Edmund McMillen}}
*{{w|Harry Partridge}}
*{{w|HotDiggedyDemon}}<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Red Lobster]]</ref><ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>
*{{w|Joshua Moon}}
*{{w|Keemstar}}<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc4zcmFhkhY</ref>
*{{w|Keffals}}
*{{w|Milo Yiannopoulos}}
*{{w|Monica Rial}}
*{{w|List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_characters|Nowacking}}
*{{w|OneyPlays}}
*{{w|PewDiePie}}
*{{w|Tara Strong}}
*{{w|Thundercat (musician)}}<ref>https://archive.ph/cTEN8</ref>
*{{w|Uwe Boll}}

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==
Though the English Wikipedia seems to be stubborn in its intent to avoid talking about Chris at all, international versions of the Wikipedia project have had better luck about documenting Chris.

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for [https://web.archive.org/web/20200816093248/https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Chris] on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

The page was removed<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Specjalna:Rejestr&logid=46964832</ref> on 21st of [[January 2021]]. The reasons provided include the fact that the article failed to describe what exactly Chris is noteworthy for.<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Poczekalnia/biografie/2021:01:13:Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version:<ref>[https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%A7%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BB%D0%B5%D1%80,_%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD_%D0%A3%D1%8D%D1%81%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BD Чендлер, Кристин Уэстон], Wikipedia</ref> The page was later deleted on 20 [[December 2025]].

{{quoteboxblue|Кристин Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christine Weston Chandler, в прошлом — Кристиан Уэстон Чендлер (англ. Christian Weston Chandler), род. 24 февраля 1982; также известен как Крис-Чан (англ. Chris-chan)) — видеоблогер и создатель веб-комикса «Соничу». Считается некоторыми одной из самых задокументированных личностей в истории.

Биография

Родился 24 февраля 1982 года в Шарлотсвилле (штат Вирджиния, США), в семье Роберта (скончался в 2011 году) и Барбары Чендлеров. В возрасте около пяти лет ему поставили диагноз «аутизм». В 1992 году его первоначальное имя, Кристофер, было изменено на Кристиан.

Большую часть жизни Крис провёл в городе Ракерсвилл, где и проживает, и в Шарлотсвилле. За пределами Виргинии, где эти города расположены, Крис, по состоянию на 2015 год, был лишь два раза: во-первых, когда навещал своего двоюродного брата Кола в Калифорнии, а во-вторых, когда отправился в Кливленд (штат Огайо) в поисках своей очередной девушки, с которой переписывался (на деле оказавшейся очередным троллем). После безуспешной поездки в Огайо родители запретили Крису выезжать за пределы родного штата.

Первый выпуск своего веб-комикса «Соничу» был опубликован 24 марта 2005 года. Одноимённый персонаж является гибридом ежа Соника и Пикачу.

Он стал известен в Интернете в конце 2007 года, после того как привлёк внимание пользователей сайтов 4chan и Encyclopedia Dramatica. Первоначальное очарование было вызвано его фирменным самодельным медальоном Соничу (впоследстыии украденным и сожжённым), его детскими рисунками, изображающими его неоригинального перекрашенного Соника, и бродяжничеством в общественных местах[источник не указан 186 дней]. Из-за этого Кристиан стал жертвой онлайн-преследований и троллинга.

В 2011 году британский мультипликатор Гарри Партридж заметил:

В этом же году он начал идентифицировать себя как транс-лесбиянка по имени Кристин Уэстон Чендлер. Она была арестована в 2014 году после попытки кражи коробки с игрой Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric прямо в местном магазине сети GameStop и нападения на сотрудника магазина перед тем, как покинуть его[9].

30 июля 2021 года были опубликованы аудиозаписи, на которых Кристин утверждала, что изнасиловала свою слабоумную, страдающую деменцией мать. Эти двое были разделены местным отделением полиции в один и тот же день[10]. 1 августа по обвинению в инцесте она была арестована[11][12].

Документальные фильмы }}

Translation:

{{quoteboxblue|Christian Weston Chandler is a video blogger and the creator of the web comic "Sonichu". He is considered by some to be one of the most documented personalities in history.
Biography

He was born on 24 February 1982 in Charlottesville (Virginia, USA), in the family of Robert (deceased in 2011) and Barbara Chandler. At the age of about five, he was diagnosed with autism. In 1992, his original name, Christopher, was changed to Christian.

Chris spent most of his life in the city of Ruckersville, where he lives, and in Charlottesville. Outside of Virginia, where these cities are located, Chris, as of 2015, was only twice: firstly, when he visited his cousin Kol in California, and secondly, when he went to Cleveland, Ohio, in search of his next girlfriend, with whom he corresponded (in fact, turned out to be another troll). After an unsuccessful trip to Ohio, Chris' parents forbade him to travel outside his native state.

The first issue of his webcomic Sonichu was published on March 24, 2005. The eponymous character is a hybrid of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu.

He became famous on the Internet in late 2007, after attracting the attention of users of the sites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The initial fascination stemmed from his signature homemade Sonichu medallion (later stolen and burned), his childhood drawings of his non-original repainted Sonic, and loitering in public places [source unspecified 186 days]. Because of this, Christian became a victim of online harassment and trolling.

In 2011, British cartoonist Harry Partridge remarked:
“ That same year, Chris began to identify as a trans lesbian named Christine Weston Chandler. He was arrested in 2014 after attempting to steal a box of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric from a local GameStop store and assaulting a store employee before leaving “.

On July 30, 2021, audio recordings were released in which Christian claimed to have raped his feeble-minded, demented mother. The two were separated by the local police station on the same day[10]. On August 1, she was arrested on charges of incest[11][12]. }}

=== Dutch ===
On 9 July 2022, an article on Chris was created on the Dutch Wikipedia under the title "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=nl}}". Unlike the previous attempts, this article appears to be a genuine attempt by a Wikipedia user in providing a more professional and unbiased coverage on Chris, going as far as to referring him by his preferred pronouns. Despite that, the article was deleted on the 2 October 2022, citing the sensational nature of the sources used, primarily from those covering Chris's [[incest arrest]]. An archive copy is linked [https://archive.ph/iMfa5 here].

=== Portuguese ===
On 23 February 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Portuguese Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=pt}}". Like the Dutch article, it appears to be a Wikipedian's genuine attempt to create an unbiased and professional article.

=== Catalan ===
On 15 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Catalan Wikipedia titled "{{w|Chris Chan|lang=ca}}".

=== Hebrew ===
On 25 August 2024, an article on Chris was created on the Hebrew Wikipedia titled "{{w|כריס צ'אן|lang=he}}".
{{Notes}}
{{References}}

==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
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[[Category:Websites]]

Ultimate Miracle Prelude

2026-02-20T00:13:18Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Transcript */

'''Ultimate Miracle Prelude''' is a video published to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel as a YouTube Short and on [[TikTok]] on 18 [[February 2026]]. The TikTok version had background music added to it.

==Video==
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==Transcript==
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Mailbag/References

2026-02-04T21:08:14Z

Larry the Larryhog:

The [[Trolls|fans]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] love to mail Chris using the names of famous individuals, both real and fictional. Chris only seems to realize that he's heard of these people before if they repeatedly mention who they are and what they've done in the body of their letter. For example, Chris noticed and called out Eddie Berganza and Stephen King because they repeatedly mentioned who they were and specifically what they did in their lives. Likewise, Chris failed to notice people like Trent Reznor and Leonardo Da Vinci because the letters did not repeatedly reinforce that they were written by someone important. A more generous interpretation would be that he assumed the names to be internet pen names and left it at that, but it's more likely he didn't notice at all.

==The list==
'''[[Mailbag 1]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo DaVinci]]: Painter, inventor, super genius.

'''[[Mailbag 2]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Brigitte Bardot|Brigitte Bardot]]: A French woman identifying as "Emmanuelle Bardot" sends Chris an image of herself and an edited version of said image in which she is made to look like [[Rosechu]]. The actual photo is of French actress/model Brigitte Bardot and was taken during the filming of ''[[wikipedia:Viva Maria!|Viva Maria!]]'' [http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Actress-Brigitte-Bardot-on-Location-During-Filming-of-Movie-Viva-Maria-Posters_i3787502_.htm]
*[[Wikipedia:Family Matters|Laura Winslow]]: The daughter from the TV series ''Family Matters''.
*[[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]]: Rocky's opponent from ''Rocky IV''.

'''[[Mailbag 3]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Noriega|Manuel Noriega]]: Deposed dictatorial leader of Panama.
*While no names are mentioned, one letter speaks of a boy who dropped out of school at 16, was a terrible painter, and had started making political moves with an extreme ideology, essentially a quick summary of [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler's]] early years.
*A homosexual man tells Chris he's considering undergoing a sex change operation and assuming the name [[Wikipedia:Fergie_(singer)|Stacy Ann Ferguson]] afterwards.
*[[Wikipedia:George Armstrong Custer|George Custer]]: American Army Officer who battled Native Americans in the wild west. Also raided [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] during the Civil War at the [[Wikipedia:Battle of Rio Hill|Battle of Rio Hill]].

'''[[Mailbag 4]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Todd Phillips|Todd Phillips]]: Filmmaker.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lucifer|Samael Morningstar]]: The devil.
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Joseph Stalin]]: Former dictatorial ruler of the Soviet Union.
*[[Wikipedia:Gabe Newell|Gabe Newell]]: Co-founder of game development company Valve.

'''[[Mailbag 5]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:List of Kanto Gym Leaders#Lt. Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]: One of the [[Pokémon]] Gym Leaders.
*[[Wikipedia:General_Von_Klinkerhoffen|Erich Von Klinkerhoffen]]: Nazi from the sitcom ''Allo 'Allo!''

'''[[Mailbag 6]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]]: The guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
*[[Wikipedia:Kim Jong-un|Kim Jong Un]]: Third son of Kim Jong-Il, the former Supreme Leader of North Korea.
*[[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Gacy]]: A [[homos|gay]] serial murderer known as the "Killer Clown".

'''[[Mailbag 7]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Dahmer|Jeffrey Dahmer]]: Gay serial murderer who's most famous for practicing cannibalism on his victims.
*[[Wikipedia:Starship Troopers|Sergeant Charles Zim]]: A character from ''Starship Troopers'', played by Clancy Brown in the movie.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Brigitte Bardot|Emmanuelle Bardot]].
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]].

'''[[Mailbag 8]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Linetrap]]. But she doesn't really count.

'''[[Mailbag 9]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobchak]]: John Goodman's character in the movie ''The Big Lebowski''. Goodman himself is mentioned in the body of the email.
*[[Wikipedia:Horst Wessel|Horst Wessel]]: Slain activist made into an icon of the Nazi Party.
*[[Wikipedia:Trent Reznor|Trent Reznor]]: The composer and writer of all of Nine Inch Nails' music.
*[[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]: Then current president of Iran.

'''[[Mailbag 10]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]].
*[[Wikipedia:Bilbo Baggins|Bilbo Baggins]]: Protagonist of ''[[Wikipedia:The Hobbit|The Hobbit]]'' and a supporting character in ''[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|The Lord of the Rings]]'' trilogy.
*[[Wikipedia:List of Legend of the Galactic Heroes characters#Leading Admirals|Ernest Mecklinger]]: A character in ''[[Wikipedia:Legend of the Galactic Heroes|Legend of the Galactic Heroes]]''.

'''[[Mailbag 11]]'''
*[[wikipedia:Paul Bernardo|Paul Bernardo]]: Serial killer and rapist.
*[[wikipedia:There_Will_Be_Blood|Daniel Plainview]]: Daniel Day-Lewis's character in the movie ''There Will Be Blood''.
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Joestar|Joseph Joestar]]: The second-generation hero from the manga ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''.
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Capone|Frank Capone]]: Brother and partner in crime of the infamous [[Wikipedia:Al Capone|Al Capone]].

'''[[Mailbag 12]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Besarion Jughashvili|Besarion Jughashvili]]: Joseph Stalin's father.
*Another repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston|Levi Johnston]].

'''[[Mailbag 13]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Darwin|Charles Darwin]]: Scientist best known for first postulating the Theory of Evolution.
*[[Wikipedia:The Man Who Was Thursday|Gabriel Syme]]: Main character of the Christian allegory ''The Man Who Was Thursday''.
*[[Wikipedia:Rod Blagojevich|Rod Blagojevich]]: Disgraced former governor of Illinois.
*[[Wikipedia:Walter Breuning|Walter Breuning]]: Guy who's really, really old.
*[[Wikipedia:Oedipus Rex|Oedipus Rex]]: Main character of the play by Sophocles of the same name.
*[[wikipedia:Jokela school shooting|Erik Pikkuvikainen]]: Spliced-around version of Pekka-Eric Auvinen, the kid responsible for the Jokela school shooting.
*[[Wikipedia:Albert Speer|Albert Speer]]: German architect and minister in Hitler's government. Email address "domebuilder" refers to [[wikipedia:Volkshalle|a famously disproportionate design]].

'''[[Mailbag 14]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Jackson (manager)|Joseph Jackson]]: Michael Jackson's father.
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Whitman|Charles Whitman]]: Clock tower sniper.
*[[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]]: International rock star and former member of The Beatles.
*[[Wikipedia:Gloria Steinem|Gloria Steinem]]: Feminist activist.
*[[Wikipedia:Elton John|Elton John]]: International rock star. Wrote under his birth name: Reginald Dwight.
*[[Wikipedia:Eddie Berganza|Eddie Berganza]]: Comic artist.

'''[[Mailbag 15]]'''
*[[wikipedia:Norio Wakamoto|Norio Wakamoto]]: Japanese voice actor.
*[[wikipedia:Alfred_Jarry|Alfred Jarry]]: French absurdist author and playwright.

'''[[Mailbag 16]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]]: Porn star.
*[[Wikipedia:Rembrandt_Brown|Rembrandt Brown]]: Fictional singer from the TV show ''Sliders''. His e-mail address, "Crying Man," refers to his nickname within the show.

'''[[Mailbag 17]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Johnny Winter|Johnny Winter]]: Blues singer.
*[[Wikipedia:Rob_Schneider|Robert Schneider]]: American film actor.

'''[[Mailbag 18]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Joseph Jackson (manager)|Joseph Jackson]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ed Gein|Edward Gein]]: Insane murderer and grave robber, inspired ''The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'', ''Psycho'' and the Buffalo Bill character in ''The Silence of the Lambs''.
*[[Wikipedia:The Screwtape Letters|Wormwood]]: Apprentice demon from C.S. Lewis's novel ''The Screwtape Letters''. Screwtape himself, Wormwood's uncle and mentor, is mentioned, referred to as "Mr. Tape".
*[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Maria Renard]]: A character in several ''Castlevania'' games.

'''[[Mailbag 19]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Marilyn vos Savant|Marilyn vos Savant]]: Held the Guinness world record for Highest IQ until that record was retired.
*[[Wikipedia:Light Yagami|Light Yagami]]: Mass-murdering main character of ''Death Note''. His name is written weeaboo style as "Yagami Raito".
*[[Wikipedia:Black_Dynamite|Fiendish Dr. Wu]]: Antagonist and kung fu master from ''Black Dynamite''.

'''[[Mailbag 20]]'''
*While not written by any specific character, a direct reference to [[Wikipedia:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews|Corey Matthews]]: Main character of ''Boy Meets World''.
*[[Wikipedia:Bruce Lee|Bruce Lee]]: Martial artist and actor, written under his Chinese name "Lee Jun Fan".

'''[[Mailbag 21]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Margaret Mead|Margaret Mead]]: Christian anthropologist and writer.
*[[Wikipedia:Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]]: The Christian Messiah.
*[[Wikipedia:Colin Baker|Colin Baker]]: English actor who portrayed the 6th incarnation of [[wikipedia:Doctor Who|The Doctor.]]

'''[[Mailbag 22]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Jones (singer)|Tom Jones]]: Popular Welsh lounge singer. Also the protagonist of Henry Fielding's novel ''[[wikipedia:The_History_of_Tom_Jones,_a_Foundling|The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling]]'', from whom the singer takes his stage name.

'''[[Mailbag 23]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Adolf Meyer (psychiatrist)|Adolf Meyer]]: Psychologist and former president of the American Psychiatric Association.
*[[Wikipedia:Guybrush Threepwood|Guybrush Threepwood]]: Protagonist of the ''[[Wikipedia:Monkey Island (series)|Monkey Island]]'' adventure game series.
*[[Wikipedia:The Fountainhead|Howard Roark]]: Main character of the Ayn Rand novel ''The Fountainhead''.
*[[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Pokémon anime series#Rivals|Gary Oak]]: Ash's rival from the ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime.
*[[Wikipedia:Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]: Columbine school shooters. The letter was not purported to be written by them specifically, but contained their pictures, and was written by someone claiming to be their teacher.
*[[Wikipedia:Morrissey|Steven Patrick Morrissey]]: Singer, former member of The Smiths.
*[[Wikipedia:Mega Man (original series)|Thomas Light]]: Inventor of ''Mega Man'', from the video game series of the same name.

'''[[Mailbag 24]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Lizzie_Borden|Liz Borden]]: Boston woman famously accused of murdering her father and stepmother with an axe, but never convicted.
*[[wikipedia:Pretty_Woman|Vivian Ward]]: Main character of the movie ''Pretty Woman''.
*[[Wikipedia:Sayonara,_Zetsubou-Sensei|Zetsubou-sensei]]: Main character of the manga ''Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei''.
*[[Wikipedia:Wolverine_(comics)|Wolverine]]: Marvel Comics superhero, written under his real name "Logan".
*[[Wikipedia:Magneto_(comics)|Magneto]]: Marvel Comics supervillain, written under the name "Max Eisenhardt".

'''[[Mailbag 25]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Linetrap]] again.

'''[[Mailbag 26]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Aliens (film)|Trevor Wierzbowski]]: Minor character from the movie ''Aliens''.
*[[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]]: Famed horror author. Chris actually noticed this one, probably because the writer of the letter was too blatant.
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Brown (entertainer)|Christopher Brown]]: R&B singer. His letter is written about his then-[[Wikipedia:Rihanna|Rihanna]], and how he beat the hell out of her.

'''[[Mailbag 27]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ted Kennedy|Ted Kennedy]]: Politician, recently deceased. Wrote about [[Wikipedia:Mary Jo Kopechne|Mary Jo Kopechne]], the girl who died next to him in the infamous Chappaquiddick car accident.
*[[Wikipedia:John Calvin|John Calvin]]: Christian philosopher whose ideas about predestination have shaped much of Protestantism.
*[[Wikipedia:Jack Harkness|Jack Harkness]]: Character from ''Doctor Who'' and its spinoff, ''Torchwood'' (referred to by the email handle)
*[[Wikipedia:Randal Graves|Randal Graves]]: Character from Kevin Smith's movies.
*[[Wikipedia:David Vanian|David Vanian]]: Lead singer for the punk rock band The Damned.
*And [[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Linetrap]] again.

'''[[Mailbag 28]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Linetrap]]

'''[[Mailbag 29]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Feldgrau|Herr Feldgrau]]: This enthusiastically racist correspondent is named after the color of German army uniforms during World War II: "feldgrau" is German for "field gray."
*Reprint of [[Wikipedia:Eddie Berganza|Eddie Berganza]]'s letter. While it's likely Chris has no idea who this is, he called him out on his identity, probably because the letter made a very big deal out of his career.

'''[[Mailbag 30]]'''
*[[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]]: Character from Family Guy. Chris noticed and played along as the author was playing up his proposed ''Family Guy'' script.
*[[Wikipedia:Jim Lee|Jim Lee]]: Comic artist.
*[[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]]: Character from the [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]] song of the same name. Text of the letter was the first verse of said song, altered to apply to Chris.
*[[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]]: Character from Doctor Who, creator of a genocidal race known as Daleks. He asks Chris questions about basic genetics and evolution in order to wrap his head around [[Homos|"the gay gene"]].

'''[[Mailbag 31]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]]: Deceased American pop singer, famously accused of child molestation, but never convicted.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]]. Chris either refused to respond or forgot.
*[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VII|Rufus Shinra]]: Character from the video game ''Final Fantasy VII''.

'''[[Mailbag 32]]'''
*While not using any character's name, one author's name and e-mail address were a reference to the Dethtroll episode of [[Wikipedia:Metalocalypse|Metalocalypse]].
*[[Wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|H. P. Lovecraft]]: Author, creator of the cosmic horror genre of literature.
*[[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]]: Author of ''Pride and Prejudice'' and other romantic novels. Humorously, Chris accused her of being uncreative.

'''[[Mailbag 33]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Edward R. Burke|Ed Burke]]: American politician. Might also refer to the British political philosopher [[Wikipedia:Edmund Burke|Edmund Burke]].

'''[[Mailbag 34]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ezra Pound|Ezra Pound]]: Poet. Oddly, the e-mail address given referenced Shakespeare's play [[Wikipedia:The Merchant of Venice|The Merchant of Venice]], which has a [[Michael Snyder|scary Jewish man]] as the villain.
*[[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]]: Main character of the video game ''Snatcher''.
*[[Wikipedia:Baby-sitters club#Mary Anne Spier|Mary Anne Spier]]: Character from ''The Baby-Sitters Club'', a series of novels for young girls.

'''[[Mailbag 35]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]].
*[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Josef Mengele]]: Nazi war criminal, famous for his inhumane medical experiments.
*[[Wikipedia:Fred West|Fred West]]: English serial killer and rapist.

'''[[Mailbag 36]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Kevin Mitnick|Kevin Mitnick]]: Renowned '80s computer hacker.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]], this time claiming to be a clergyman.

'''[[Mailbag 37]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Gary Larson|Gary Larson]]: Creator of ''The Far Side'' cartoons.

'''[[Mailbag 38]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Freddie Mercury|Freddie Mercury]]: Lead singer of the band Queen. Written under his Persian birth name Farrokh Bulsara.
*[[Wikipedia:Toby Klein|"Mr. Insanity" Toby Klein]]: American professional wrestler.

'''[[Mailbag 39]]'''
*Another repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gendo Ikari|Gendo Ikari]]: Character from the anime series ''Neon Genesis Evangelion''.
*[[Wikipedia:Chang Yu-sheng|Chang Yu-sheng]]: Late Chinese vocalist.
*[[Wikipedia:Puyo Puyo|Arle Nadja]]: Protagonist of the ''Puyo Puyo'' video games.
*[[Wikipedia:Vidkun Quisling|Vidkun Quisling]]: Norwegian politician, attempted to seize power during WWII and was subsequently executed for treason.
*[[Wikipedia:Quincy Magoo|Mr. Magoo]]: Legally blind cartoon character.

'''[[Mailbag 40]]'''
*[[Blake]]: Black Sonichu. Not "famous", but Chris completely missed it anyways.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]].

'''[[Mailbag 41]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Milton Bradley|Milton Bradley]]: Board game pioneer.
*[[Wikipedia:William McKinley|William McKinley]]: 25th president of the United States.
*[[Wikipedia:Neil Gaiman|Neil Gaiman]]: Novelist and author of the ''Sandman'' comic book series.
*[[Wikipedia:Kathryn Janeway|Kathryn Janeway]]: Character from the TV series ''Star Trek: Voyager''.

'''[[Mailbag 42]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Augustus Hill|Augustus Hill]]: Character from the TV series ''Oz''.
*[[Wikipedia:Jaz Hoyt|Jazz Hoyt]]: Another character from ''Oz''.
*[[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Randam Hajile]]: Character from the video game ''Snatcher''.
*[[Wikipedia:John Williams|John Williams]]: Composer of film soundtracks.
*[[Wikipedia:Fight Club#Robert "Bob" Paulson|Robert Paulson]]: Character from the movie ''Fight Club''. The only reference to his full name was in his e-mail address.
*[[Wikipedia:Tomás de Torquemada|Tomás de Torquemada]]: Leader of the Spanish Inquisition. Written under the name "Thomas Torquemada".
*[[Wikipedia:Kareem Saïd|Kareem Saïd]]: Yet another character from ''Oz''. Written under the name "Kareem Siad".

'''[[Mailbag 43]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Masaki Sumitani|Masaki Sumitani]]: Japanese comedian and actor. Most famous for his character [[Homos|Hard Gay]].
*[[Wikipedia:List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters|Ken Shabby]]: Recurring character from [[Monty Python]]'s Flying Circus.
*[[Wikipedia:R. Dorothy Wayneright|R. Dorothy Wayneright]]: Android girl from the anime series ''Big O''.
*[[Wikipedia:G.K. Chesterton|G.K. Chesterton]]: English Catholic apologist and author.

'''[[Mailbag 44]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Max Cady|Max Cady]]:Character from the novel ''The Executioners'', adapted for the movies as ''Cape Fear''.
*[[Wikipedia:Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy|Trevor McFur]]: Furry from ''Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy'', a launch game for the Atari Jaguar game console.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Randam Hajile]].

'''[[Mailbag 45]]'''
*[[Duck|Mike Hawke]]: Dick joke commonly used in prank calls.
*Another appearance from [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]], whose life is rapidly deteriorating.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/billymc Billy MC]: [[YouTube]] Let's Player, often associated with [[McDonald's]] food. The email exploits this for all it's worth.
*[[Wikipedia:Manfred Eicher|Manfred Eicher]]: German record producer.
*[[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]]: Actor, most famously known for playing Buck Rogers.
*[[Wikipedia:Adam Savage|Adam Savage]]: Co-host of ''Mythbusters''. Chris likely noticed, as the e-mail made a big deal out of him being from Mythbusters, and then sent him a picture of a man's asshole.

'''[[Mailbag 46]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Kevin Peter Hall|Kevin Peter Hall]]: Actor, the man in the alien suit in the first two ''Predator'' films.
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Green|Tom Green]]: Either a terrible comedian or an avant-garde genius, depending on whom you ask.

'''[[Mailbag 47]]'''
*While not a direct reference, one e-mail address referenced "[[Wikipedia:Rocket to Russia|Teenage Lobotomy]]" a song by [[Wikipedia:The Ramones|The Ramones]].
*[[Wikipedia:Valentina Tereshkova|Valentina Tereshkova]]: Russian astronaut and the first woman in space.
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Vilsack|Tom Vilsack]]: Then current U.S. Secretary of Agriculture.

'''[[Mailbag 48]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Jeff_Gerstmann|Jeff Gerstmann]]: Video game journalist, notorious for his firing from GameSpot.
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] returns, all bummed out that Chris broke his promise.
*[[Wikipedia:The Proposition|Morris Stanley]]: Ray Winstone's character in the [[PandaHalo|Aussie]] Western film ''The Proposition''. Unlike in the film, the proposition made in the email revolved around Chris's petty rivalry with ''[[Asperchu]]'', since Chris would have little interest in saving [[Cole Smithey|his brother]] from being hanged.
*[[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]]: Bisexual porn star, the inspiration for many strange memes among Japanese internet communities. His e-mail handle, "Bro Aniki," is a reference to the [[Wikipedia: Cho Aniki|Cho Aniki]] video game series, which is rife with homosexual innuendo.

'''[[Mailbag 49]]'''
*One letter combined the names of [[Wikipedia:Bart Simpson|Bart Simpson]] of The Simpsons and [[Wikipedia:Brock Samson|Brock Samson]] of the Venture Brothers. Probably the second time Chris [[Father Call|failed to recognize Brock]].
*[[Wikipedia:Fist of the Blue Sky|Kenshiro Kasumi]]: Main character of the manga series ''Fist of the Blue Sky''.

'''[[Mailbag 50]]'''
*Nothing. No actual e-mails either, because Chris copypasta'd a bunch of sarcastic forum posts that pretended to kiss his ass and took them all at face value.

'''[[Mailbag 51]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Notorious B.I.G.|The Notorious B.I.G.]]: Deceased rapper, written under his nickname "Biggie".
*[[Wikipedia:Scott Bernard|Scott Bernard]]: Character from the cartoon series ''Robotech''.
*While it did not refer to any single character, one name and e-mail address was a direct reference to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA mahvel baybee].

'''[[Mailbag 52]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Lisa Marie Presley|Lisa Marie Presley]]: As "Marie Jackson" revealing the tragic ending of the [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] saga. In a bizarre inversion, Chris assumes the letter is about the real Michael Jackson, and ignores it.

'''[[Mailbag 53]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher Doyle|Chris Doyle]]: Award-winning Australian cinematographer.
*[[Wikipedia:Jack Marsh|Jack Marsh]]: Renowned Australian cricketer.
*[[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]]: Star of an old YouTube meme.
*[[Wikipedia:Robert_William_Fisher|Robert Fisher]]: One of FBI's most-wanted fugitive who murdered his family in 2001.
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Burns|Frank Burns]]: A character from the movie and TV series ''M*A*S*H''.

'''[[Mailbag 54]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:David_Wright_(baseball)|David Wright]]: New York Mets All-Star third baseman.
*[[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]]: Hero of the novel and film ''I Am Legend''. Has been played by Charlton Heston, Vincent Price, and Will Smith.
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Steele|Michael Steele]]: Chairman of the Republican National Committee (openly identified as such).
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Neon Genesis Evangelion|Gendo Ikari]], now using the e-mail handle "It's Gendo" (in reference to a fan-parody video).

'''[[Mailbag 55]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Anna Malle|Anna Malle]]: Deceased pornographic film actress.
*[[Wikipedia:Dale_Gribble#Rusty_Shackleford|Rusty Shackleford]]: Alias used by the character Dale Gribble from the TV cartoon ''King of the Hill''.
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Aznavour|Charles Aznavour]]: French singer and songwriter, namesake of the anime character Char Aznable.
*[[Wikipedia:Harry Patridge|Harry Partridge]]: Beloved internet animator. Might be the real Harry considering the fact that Chris and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] were featured in [[Chris in the media#Nicolas Cage Wants Cake|two of]] [[Chris in the media#Skyrim|his shorts]].
*[[Wikipedia:John Shaft|John Shaft]]: Hero of several 1970s blaxploitation movies.
*Repeat appearances by [[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]] and [[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]]. Leeland (Tran's best friend) also sends an email.

'''[[Mailbag 56]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Mystery_Science_Theater_3000|Crow Servo]]: Amalgam of the characters Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo from the TV series ''Mystery Science Theater 3000''.
*Another e-mail in the [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] saga, this time allegedly from his son.
*Repeat appearances by [[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]] and [[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]].

'''[[Mailbag 57]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Fyodor Dostoyevsky|Fyodor Dostoyevsky]]: Russian novelist.
*[[Wikipedia:Planeteer|Ma-Ti]]: Character from '90s TV cartoon ''Captain Planet and the Planeteers''.

'''[[Mailbag 58]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Reimu Hakurei|Reimu Hakurei]]: One of the main characters from the ''[[Wikipedia:Touhou Project|Touhou Project]]'' series of games. The e-mail handle 'diochromatic.butterfly' is a reference to one of her theme songs.
*[[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda|Takato Matsuda]]: One of the main characters from ''[[Wikipedia:Digimon Tamers|Digimon Tamers]]'', known in America as ''Digimon'' Season 3.
*[[Wikipedia:Wilhelm II, German Emperor|Kaiser Wilhelm]]: Leader of Germany until its defeat in World War I.
*[[Wikipedia:Sam Eagle|Sam Eagle]]: A recurring character from ''The Muppet Show''.
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Miller (comic book writer)|Frank Miller]]: American comic artist, creator of ''Sin City'' and ''300''.
*[[Wikipedia:Otacon|Hal Emmerich]]: A.K.A. "Otacon". Hacker/researcher from the [[Metal Gear|Metal Gear Solid]] series of video games. The e-mail address refers to "Konota" [''sic''] from [[Wikipedia:Lucky Star (manga)|Lucky Star]].
*[[Wikipedia:David Hubbard|David Hubbard]]: Long-deceased senator from Alabama.

'''[[Mailbag 59]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Paul Hogan|Paul Hogan]]: Australian actor, star of the ''Crocodile Dundee'' films.

'''[[Mailbag 60]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Gregor Clegane|Gregor Clegane]]: The Mountain that Rides. A giant, violent knight from the ''[[Wikipedia:A Song of Ice and Fire|A Song of Ice and Fire]]'' novel series and its TV series adaptation ''[[Wikipedia:Game of Thrones|Game of Thrones]]''.
*[[Wikipedia:Terry Bogard|Terry Bogard]]: Hero of the ''Fatal Fury'' video games, who writes using his full name Terrence Bogard. Perhaps coincidentally, another correspondent the the same mailbag uses the nickname "Big Bear," which was also the name of a minor character from ''Fatal Fury 2''.

'''[[Mailbag 61]]'''
*John "J.D." La Rue: character from [[Wikipedia:Hill Street Blues|''Hill Street Blues'']].
*[[Wikipedia:Dr. Tran|Dr. Tran]], character from a series of web videos.

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January 2026 social media posts

2026-01-30T20:22:43Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Revised Mewgenics post */

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This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[January 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==DC SAV Outtake Movie==
1 January 
6:55 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then to Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Ow. Their axels.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[DC SAV Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]'']

Not Subtitled: [''links to [[DC SAV Outtake Movie ]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris uploaded an image.

<center><gallery>
File:DC SAV Outtake Movie image.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Can You Merge?==
2 January 
2:46 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|Can You Merge?⚡️💙⚡️ [''links to [[Can You Merge?]]'']}}

A minute later, Chris posted an alternate version on Twitter.

{{quotebox|Hey, #[[Emgo316]], Can You Merge? ⚡️💙⚡️ [''links to [[Can You Merge?]]'']}}

3 January at 10:47 AM, on Twitter:

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GrinchLite|Is the merge taking place in {{w|agartha}} as well?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Is that location a forest area reminiscent of the middle ages with touch screen phone technology and wifi available and present tense, as opposed to 1500s? If not, then it Used to be before the two Earth halves separated in the days of King Arthur; not present these days.}}

==Custom Transformers movie premiere==
3 January 
10:49 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|The #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged Movie Premieres Monday at 2:30 PM, E.S.T. ⚡️💙⚡️ @Hasbro @sonic_hedgehog @SEGA @NintendoAmerica @transformers

[''links to [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]'']}}

{{quotebox|I am so excited for this. I have worked very hard on the unscripted dialogue, the #stopmotionanimation and even ALL of the editing, including the subtitle work.

I reiterate, I will be watching the Premiere as well, and I will be screen-recording it for a future upload.}}

{{quotebox|I will also respond to only some of the kind and authentic comments. And there is over a half hour's worth of new video in this movie; it is well worth the wait.

I will also give a shout out to #[[Emgo316]], #ChrisMcFeely and the #[[Bronies]] for their inspiring some to a lot of this.}}

{{quotebox|But, understand, this has been a personal passion project with me, and I am considering making more shorts and videos featuring the Autobots of Cwcville, including completing the #PastIdeasReemerging movie over time alongside my other projects and works.}}

{{quotebox|And there is a great Cast and Credits segment at the end of this movie. So, yes, come on up for the Premiere.

Subscribe to my @YouTube, <nowiki>https://youtube.com/@cwcvilleguardian?si=7267ZSA1H9HAfwOe</nowiki>, and click on the Notifications. And set the Reminder Notification for this Premiere. Thank you, kindly.⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|Also, to answer an F.A.Q.: for the individual movie segments, there is one that is subtitled and one that is not Subtitled. I am offering both options for your viewing preference. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

11:06 AM, on Bluesky:

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|For the Akashic impaired?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes, as much as possible. I mean, could you type up what Bumba Lumba Said in his stupor after receiving the data from Optimus Prime's Matrix? Or pretty much anyone who is feeling Soo tired or groggy, they speak similar, for that matter?}}

==More Transformers content coming soon==
3 January 
10:53 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Son-Chu Vs. Mikoto, and the rest of the Autobots, Guardians, Decepticons and Renegades fight the battles.

Coming Soon, and it's back in 1982 on RCA S.V.Disc. ⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also, if you think about it, a YouTube Playlist is considered a Selectavision type of organized entertainment.

<center><gallery>
File:Custom Transformers screen1.jpg
File:Custom Transformers screen2.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

{{quotebox|Signed poster prints will be available on my stores soon. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|Also, I actually did have that very model of RCA Selectavision Video Disc player, back in the day, and I might still have a heavy plastic crate full of the small video disc collection somewhere.}}

10:56 AM, on Twitter:

{{quotebox|Is it just me, but does the shape of the disc plastic cover remind you of something else...

[''posts a Gameboy gif'']}}

==Crackder First Outtake Movie==
3 January 
11:09 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then to Twitter 2 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Crackder the First got dizzy from heights after his growth spurt. He REALLY hates big and tall jokes.

"Was that supposed to be a biiiig joke?!"⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Crackder First Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]]'']

Not Subtitled: [''links to [[Crackder First Outtake Movie]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris included images.

<center><gallery>
File:Crackder-min.jpg
File:Crackder.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Japanese MLP event==
3 January 
11:15 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ポニー東京原宿イベント KY （Pony Tokyo Harajuku Event KY）
@PonyJPEventKY|It's finally happening this month! 🦄✨

My Little Pony

Experiential Launch Event

in Harajuku "WITH HARAJUKU"

🗓 2026.1.16 (Fri) - 1.18 (Sun)
📍 WITH HARAJUKU (in front of Harajuku Station)
🎟 Free admission, no reservation required
🎁 We've prepared presents for all visitors!
*Note: Limited quantities available; distribution ends when supplies run out.

Featuring displays of new merchandise and exclusive novelties,
mini-games, and tons of heart-pounding content 🎁

If you're coming to play, let me know with a "🙋‍♀️"!}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I WISH! Why does [[China]], and Not America, get this good and awesome stuff with MLP FiM's and Equestria Girls' Official #MLPFiMSeasons10to14 cobtinuation, @[[Hasbro]]?! ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:TSSSF MLPFim S 10 14.jpg|200px]]}}

==Custom Transformers movie premiere reminder==
3 January 
11:19 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|Also, Reminder: the Subtitled Version of the #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged Movie will be (re)watched, commented and screen recorded by me, not the Non-Subtitled version.

The Non-Subtitled Version will be made Public after the end of the Subtitled Version's Premiere. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|So, yeah, get in the Waiting Line for the Subtitled Version linked here and on @bluesky.}}

==Tig==
3 January 
4:53 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Liquid Adolf Chu @MisterMatthew7|Review a Tig comedy special please.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|How could I when I don't even know the guy or whatever. You may as well ask me to review something from G5 and get the same answer.}}

==Son-Chu Leads the Team!==
3 January 
4:27 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then to Twitter 22 minutes later with a broken YouTube link.
{{quotebox|Son-Chu Leads the Team!⚡️💙⚡️ [''links to [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie Son-Chu Trailer]]']}}

4:54 PM, on Twitter:

{{quotebox|#Emgo316, get a little excited, as a certain Decepticlone with a name tag makes a cameo appearance as well.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Pre-movie livestream==
4 January 
12:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then to Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|I have decided that I will also do a pre-movie live stream tomorrow; it will also be screen-recording. I will verbally respond to some of the valid questions and comments. That Live Stream will end about 15 minutes before the Premiere. **Valid Super Chat questions Will get priority.⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|I will also record a post movie comment and question reading and answering for the watch-along video that will be uploaded at a near future date.

So, again, keep the comments and questions PG-rated and SFW, please; they will likely be in the video.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Rescheduling==
4 January 
3:29 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then to Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Everyone, after further consideration, I have rescheduled the premiere for 4:00 pm, EST, Monday January 5, 2026.

I will also do a short intro live stream pre-movie, and a little Q&A live stream after the movie.}}
{{quotebox|I will still screen record everything. And I will mainly answer questions about the movie, itself, the other related TLUM videos, and most anything Sonichu, Rosechu or Cwcville related. Other non-related questions will not be answered.

Thank you.⚡️💙⚡️}}

Chris replied to his [[January 2026 social media posts#Custom Transformers movie premiere|earlier Bluesky/Twitter posts on the first annoucement date]] to add his updated time:

{{quotebox|<nowiki>**</nowiki>The subtitled movie premiere is rescheduled for Monday, January 5, 2026 at 4:00 pm, EST, with intro stream before and Q&A stream after. Thank you.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Physical media release plan==
4 January 
8:10 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

Continued from above post chain:

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|Lord Chris Chan, I hope your video is available in both physical and digital formats; that's my question.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|For present media, we are looking into putting it into physical media.}}

Continued from [[January 2026 social media posts#Custom Transformers movie premiere|earlier post chain]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|It is available in both physical and digital formats.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It will be, and retrospectively as well.}}

==Batch of custom Transformers videos, Twitter complaint==
5 January 
9:38 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|"They're naive, stupid Jerkops, but they'll be decent to their superiors," said Punislav the First.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1 Subtitled]]'']

Not Subtitled: [''links to [[DC Punislav Outtake Movie Plus GE Defense Part 1]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris attached an image.

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File:DC Punislav.jpg
</gallery></center>

{{quotebox|See y'all before and during the Premiere today.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]'']

[''posts gif of Paramount logo reading "Feature Presentation"'']}}

On Bluesky:
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|Got a flash of memories from that 1 gif}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=9:40 AM|We take you back to 1982. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

On both Bluesky and Twitter:

{{quotebox|time=9:48 AM|Also, we have playlists of the shorts. Future TLUM videos will be in these playlists.

Subtitled: <nowiki>https://youtube.com/playlist?list=
PL2f2iqihk1im0fAAEG7Ny6VLhptrdl4BW&si=YpH9o-ffW_ZdGlNx</nowiki>

Not Subtitled: <nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1imAjrJ_-7a1RW2IWOz0leb0</nowiki>}}

On Twitter:

{{quotebox|time=9:51 AM|This is yet another reason to switch to @bluesky: the links generate the images while typing the posts. On here, I have to add an image onto the Tweet.⚡️💙⚡️

Get the message, @elonmusk?}}

==Lots of projects==
5 January 
11:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|[''continued from [[January 2026 social media posts#Rescheduling|a previous chain]]'']

How do I register? What's the best way?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|We'll, at least, offer the physical media on my Cwclight as soon as possible. We are working on it, and a lot of other projects.}}

==TLUM Premiere==
5 January 
3:29 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then to Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Pre-Movie Stream ⚡️💙⚡️ [''links to [[Jesus Christ Chan - Introducing TLUM Movie]]'']}}

3:55 PM, simultaneously on Bluesky and Twitter:

{{quotebox|[''replies to [[January 2026 social media posts#Rescheduling|earlier thread]]'']

Movie's Premiering Now; get over here, please.
⚡️💙⚡️}}

6:13 PM, on Bluesky then to Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Q&A Stream now. ⚡️💙⚡️ [''links to [[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A ]]'']}}

6:59 PM, on Bluesky then to Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Non-Subtitled Version Premiering now. ⚡️💙⚡️ [''links to [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris included an image.
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File:TLUM 20260105.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Fiery Sonchu==
5 January 
9:45 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then to Twitter at 11:27 PM.

{{quotebox|Son-Chu flies through the fire and flames!⚡️💙⚡️
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File:Sonchufire1.jpg
File:Sonchufire2.jpg
File:Sonchufire3.jpg
</gallery></center>
}}

==TLUM playlist==
5 January 
11:26 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then to Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|I have just made public the three versions of the ending credits (Transforming, Bots and Cons, and Merged (the combo that was in the full movie), as well as the pre-updated complication Movie. These can be found in my Playlists.⚡️💙⚡️
<center><gallery>
File:Playlist 20260105.jpg
</gallery></center>
}}

==TLUM livestream a success==
6 January 
11:32 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 3 minutes later.

{{quotebox|The Premiere of the TLUM Movie was a success. I thank all of you who showed up and even commented in the Live Chat and Comments. So, goenjoy the full movie for yourself. It's a hit for up to most @transformers fans to enjoy.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]'']
<center><gallery>
File:Custom Transformers screen1.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

{{quotebox|Not Subtitled: [''links to [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies]]'']

I did have a lot of fun making each and every ending movie and intros for the #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged Review Videos. I was a one Sonichu band on this, inspired by lots of other kind and soulful individuals, worldwide and local.

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File:TLUM screenshot 20260106 1.jpg
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File:TLUM screenshot 20260106 3.jpg
File:TLUM screenshot 20260106 4.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

{{quotebox|t took me up to a year in all the work time recording, editing, stop-motion, thought processes and all else to end up with this two hour, two minute masterpiece.

And don't forget the Intro compilation; that should be watched before the movie; they do go together very well.

<center><gallery>
File:TLUM-CWC logos.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

{{quotebox|}Also, the remaining parts will be made public once per day on the present schedule. Today is Combiner Mode Excelina's segment, rather she is better as an individual or a component, she's still excellent. ⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[Excelina Outtake Movie 2 Updated Plus Subtitles]]'']

Not Subtitled: [''links to [[Excelina Outtake Movie 2 Updated]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris attached an image.

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File:Excelina.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Someone gifted me Armada Galvatron for Christmas==
6 January 
11:42 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[Em Gomez]]|Slap some stuff on it! 
Reposts are always appreciated!

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6REBwkVkbls</nowiki>
}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Perfect. Someone gifted me Armada Galvatron for [[Christmas]]. I already had the Mini-Con from the original figure I had, then lost due to the [[house fire of 2014]]. Thank you, [[fan]], and thank you, #[[Emgo316]]. Also, Gary says "Hi". 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]] 
[[File:X - "Someone gifted me Armada Galvatron for Christmas."1.jpeg|400px]][[File:X - "Someone gifted me Armada Galvatron for Christmas."2.jpeg|400px]] 
[[File:X - "Someone gifted me Armada Galvatron for Christmas."3.jpeg|400px]][[File:X - "Someone gifted me Armada Galvatron for Christmas."4.jpeg|400px]]
}}

==Answering viewer question==
6 January 
11:44 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=carter @subhumanslop|[''replying to an [[January 2026 social media posts#Custom Transformers movie premiere|earlier tweet]]'']

well you stream it again i missed it}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|The intro and post premiere Q&A are on my YouTube, and I am compiling a Live React video with commentary from my screen record of the Premiere that will be uploaded after completion.}}

==TLUM chapter selection==
6 January 
4:02 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|I forgot to mention, both versions of the TLUM Movie have Chapter Selection, so you can skip to which part you like.
⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>
File:TLUM chapterselect1.jpg
File:TLUM chapterselect2.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==GE Defense Part 2==
7 January 
10:30 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|On their way to encounter some Decepticons at #GeneralElectric.⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: [''links to [[GE Defense Part 2 Plus Subtitles]]'']

Not Subtitled: [''links to [[GE Defense Part 2]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris attached an image.

<center><gallery>
File:GE Defense 2.jpg
</gallery></center>

On the Bluesky post:
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=coolangelsthesis.bsky.social|time=11:28PM|Any thoughts on the ICE shooting today?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:48 PM|It's awful.}}

==[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]==
8 January 
10:04 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|Here is an interesting tidbit for you all: I have recovered some old things that I'll share a little bit of in a short poetry reading later.

[''Posts GIF of Jimmy Fallon.'']}}

{{quotebox|Other than that, another FAQ that has come to my attention that I will settle right now: the First media chronicling of me. Birth Certificate, aside, apparently a lot of you think the #[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|KayBeeToyStore Shopping Spree]] was my first TV or Newspaper debut. Well, it's not.

[[File:8 January 2026 "The first media spill of me"1.jpg|400px]]}}

{{quotebox|The first media spill of me was in Newspaper, the #[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves|RichmondTimesDispatch]]. That one time in Regency Square back in 1992.

Also, another possible question: [[1980s]] Home Movies; there were none. No video camera. Only [[Slideshow images|various photographs]] in photo album binders.

[[File:8 January 2026 "The first media spill of me"2.jpg|300px]][[File:8 January 2026 "The first media spill of me"3.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quotebox|Also, did not get every game on that shopping list [[Bob Chandler|Mister C.]] wrote; no [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario Is Missing]], and I got Ren & Stimpy Space Cadet Adventures on #GameBoy. That sheet was an early draft; we have later drafts on hand in photocopy form.}}

The same message was posted to Chris's Twitter one minute later.

==Mewgenics==
9 January

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=🜏 [[Edmund McMillen]] 🜏|Attention people asking to meow! currently we dont have time to add a bunch of people so we are being VERY selective on who we pick.. that said, we will have a meowing contest where the top picks get to be added to the game! so be on the look out for that closer to release!}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=2:13 PM|😸[[⚡️💙⚡️]]}}

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Path of the Dragon|You can do it}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=3:29 PM|😉}}

==Son-Chu's powers and abilities==
9 January 
3:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am going to take this moment in inspiration to answer a question asked during the Premiere of the subtitled TLUM Movie: what are Son-Chu's powers and abilities. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Posts 4 images.'']}}
{{quotebox|The Origins are touched upon in CC-82/Chris-Chan Prime's Review Video's short, but Autobot Son-Chu, born on Cybertron, created by CC-82, came in with the soul of a late Special Sonichu from Earth, millions of Cybertron Solar Cycles, which is about the same in Earth years.

youtu.be/8umq-e_wITI?...}}
{{quotebox|Hey, #ChrisMcFeely, perhaps Cybertronian Time versus Earth Time could be a (likely short) Basics Video.}}
{{quotebox|That being said, the Sonichu's powers were dormant within Son-Chu's spark for a very long time. Until the very first time he used a Chaos Emerald to Chaos Control within the past decade from [[2025]]. It surfaced some of the dormant Special Sonichu powers and Chaos energy.}}
{{quotebox|Before then, his powers and abilities were mainly physical. He never exhibited electric attack outputs without a gun or weapon, but he has an immunity to infinite volts of electricity, as well as EMPs, Null Ray blasts and similar (Can't become Paralyzed).}}
{{quotebox|In vehicle mode, he can outrace, even Autobot Blurr and Override. On foot, he is surprisingly fast as well. Prior to using Chaos Control the first time, he couldn't out run Blurr, but now, up to Mach 1 running speed, if not faster. He'll keep practicing his footwork.}}
{{quotebox|He can't fly without his jet pack, which can make him fly sky-high. One potential concept is winged doors in vehicle mode, like Gigawatt to fly, or even wings like Tracks. Not to say he had never thought and tried that for himself.}}
{{quotebox|He has great physical strength, of course, from the cycles of training and battles he had fought. Yet that, too, was increased with Chaos Control. If he could take down Megatron, himself, prior to first Chaos Control, it speaks enough how strong he is.}}
{{quotebox|Son-Chu even arm wrestled with Optimus Prime and won without Prime, himself, holding back.

And prior to the events of IdeaGuy, he was a typical Autobot in where his head goes when transformed, but after those timeline jumps and events, he was beheaded and kept alive.}}
{{quotebox|Chris-Chan Prime had foreseen this possibility and converted his body into a transtector and his head into a Headmaster, without a flesh occupant. Son-Chi, the headmaster, is still Son-Chu, himself, memories, spark, soul and all.}}
{{quotebox|Also, another not yet chronicled facet, due to the T-Cog and the Cybertronians' ability to scan and remember their present and past Alt-Modes, even Chris-Chan and Optimus Prime can revert to their respective Combiner torso or limb modes. Son-Chu has a Combiner Limb Mode.}}
{{quotebox|On his weaponry, Son-Chu favours his double-barrel blaster, as well as his sword, also having wielded the Star Saber.

Silver, his wolf bot companion, before getting a transtector of his own in the mid [[2010s]], was a very smart wolf bot who converted into Son-Chu's shield. Silver can still...}}
{{quotebox|...transform and size-change his transtector into a shield for Son-Chu.

For a while, when Son-Chu's alt mode was a [[1994]] blue Ford Escort station wagon, where the roof became his shield. That Alt-Modes was swapped in [[2014]] for a blue [[2010]] Ford Focus sedan; Silver became his shield once again.}}
{{quotebox|Then during the IdeaGuy events, Son-Chu's transtector changed into a blue [[2018]] Ford Fusion SE sedan.

Note: this is not to be confused with Autobot Soldier Clyde who took the Alt-Mode of a silver [[2006]] Chevrolet Aveo; Son-Chu was never ever an Aveo. Maybe update the [[Cwcki]] page.}}
{{quotebox|Another event that happened, when Chris-Chan Prime's Matrix of Leadership's (imported from an alternate timeline into our Prime Timeline, 1C, right here) data was needed for Vector Sigma's and Cybertron's computer databases in catching up with the Multiverse,...}}
{{quotebox|...Son-Chu was entrusted with protecting and transporting that Matrix on the long journey on Cybertron. Son-Chu became connected and became temporarily a Prime in that journey. He did not become a Winnebago like Hot Rod did. After returning the Matrix to Chris-Chan Prime, Son-Chu went back to...}}
{{quotebox|...normal, but still maintained the wisdoms and connections within himself.

One last Weapon detail that Son-Chu has, the pipes on his biceps, they do fire blasts. And he has two options: the smaller pipes, typically shown in his vehicle mode, and bigger pipes that can reposition and blast harder.}}
{{quotebox|And Mikoto complained about Autobots being too freaking overpowered. Well, since she was a human who wanted to be a big robot, and got her wish, and she collabs with Megatron and Cy-Kill, what else should she expect? She has a LONG way to go to even match up with Starscream.}}
{{quotebox|Anyway, dare I say, those are the BASICS on Autobot Son-Chu's abilities and powers. And what else is there to say in that Soulfully, Specially fast aspect, but "GOTTA GO FAST!" 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]] 
[''Posts GIF of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] with the caption "GOTTA GO FAST"'']}}

At 3:29, Chris posted the following to Twitter:
{{quotebox|These are the BASICS on the powers and abilities of a millenium old and fast Special Sonichu Soul who became an Autobot, Son-Chu. Details now on my @bluesky page. 
<nowiki>@</nowiki>[[transformers]] @[[Hasbro]] @[[sonic]]_hedgehog #[[Pokemon]] 
⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social/post/3mbzdap7hdk2d</nowiki>
}}

==CWCki==
10 January 
3:45 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social‬|[''Replying to [[January 2026 social media posts#Son-Chu's powers and abilities|a previous post]].'']

Have you considered getting yourself an editor account on the [[CWCki|Cwcki]]? It is a lot more honest fans than trolls on there nowdays. I think people would be more honored/interested in your contributions than in the years past}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Plus, the Cwcki is way behind on making pages for your recent [[Transformers]] content}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I will answer this question now, as I feel very certain it also yet another Frequently Asked Question.

Now, of course, I would be honored to take up the role as not only editor, but co-owner of the Cwcki, but more than once, I have given it thought.}}

{{quotebox|Now, once upon a time back in [[2007]], I tried doing same with that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. I ended up [[Honest Content|over-sharing]] at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order.}}

{{quotebox|For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|simple single page]] on [[Wikipedia|@wikipedia.org]] would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website.

I blame myself.}}

{{quotebox|If it had been an earlier time in [[2008]], when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably [[Chris and work|dedicated at least a month to fix all of that]].

YET, another reason why I am reluctant: [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment]]. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! [[Chris and anger|🤬🤯🥵]] My [[Stress|stressed]] feelings.}}

{{quotebox|And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the [[Cwclight]] and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff;}}

{{quotebox|...going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me.}}

{{quotebox|If I could go faster than time with my physical body,...

Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|the most embarrassing and perverted s***]], such as pretty much everything with [[Trolls|the theoretical exes]], [[Megan Schroeder]], bad memes,}}
{{quotebox|...and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed.

I get it. [[Ego|I am a very interesting and unique individual.]] BUT it does nothing for my creative and chronicling ambitions and wants. Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime are More Interesting than a lot of you realize.}}

{{quotebox|Bastardizing the Sonichu and Rosechu species, especially since [[Reality|I, myself, am literally half-Sonichu/half-human]], I have been offended for Decades.

So what if I misdrew a Raichu tail for the one that became Rosey Rosechu Prime in the [[Sonichu 0|OG Book #0]]?

No One needed to draw NSFW s***!!!}}

{{quotebox|Among the other things that had pissed me off over the past nearly two decades. I can scream so loud, the Alpha/Omega Point of all existence can hear me, and I don't have to be verbal about, when my aura and energy does that in spades and beyond.}}

{{quotebox|Back on point: to summarize the answer to the question at the start of this thread: it is too much for me to by myself in editing and revamping the entire Cwcki website, I've been shunned before, and I like [[Finland|living life]], like a lot of people should.
🌱🌿🌳🍃🍀🌊🌞🌕🌎🌷🌹🪻🪷🌺🌸🪺🪸🦔🐕🐉🐈🦦🐁🐿️🕊️

Thank you. 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]]}}

On Twitter, Chris posted at 3:46 PM:

{{quotebox|Another FAQ answered on @bluesky. [''links to the Bluesky post quoted above'']}}

==Mayor of CWCville==
10 January 
8:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Untitled Penguin Account @crinja404.bsky.social‬|Hey Chris, who is the mayor of CWCville now?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[Mary Lee Walsh]], who was the last Mayor after the Treaty was signed with [[Count Graduon|Graduon]], and was reformed retired from politics in 2023. The present Mayor is the political Cwcville citizen, Robbie Van Drawson. He's been doing as good as job in his part of keeping the city well-run, while Christine Chan...}}
{{quotebox|...and her other-dimensional sister, Crystal(ina) Weston Chandler Rosechu, help keep the city and entire world safe as literal Demigoddesses, along with the Psychic Squadrons and the other Special Sonichus and Rosechus and other superheroes, including the JLA and the Avengers. Tony Stark still lives}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Untitled Penguin Account @crinja404.bsky.social‬|So Chris, what happened to [[Allison Amber]]?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She retired from being Mayor after the events of the timeline-shifting chaos in late 2017 and early 2018. She still works on the city board of directors.}}

==Chris has "been feeling rough recently"==
13 January 
11:34 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=11:34 AM|OOH! Time to get in Focus! HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO?! YES! THE FOCUS ROBOS HAVE RECORDED A VIDEO!!! 📷📷📷 
⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: 
youtu.be/P_9zDtLLMJY?...

Not Subtitled: 
youtu.be/LCenawDLmJY?... 
}}
Chris then posted the following to Twitter:
{{quotebox|time=11:37 AM|OOH! Time to get in Focus! "HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO?!," asked #Dajoestanator. "YES! THE FOCUS ROBOS HAVE RECORDED A VIDEO!!!," I told him in the Commentary of this very video. 📷📷📷 
⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled: 
<nowiki>https://youtu.be/P_9zDtLLMJY?si=bQODc2X8RrwUiVil</nowiki>

Not Subtitled: 
<nowiki>https://youtu.be/LCenawDLmJY?si=C6i0Hzd-jXt9tkXf</nowiki> 
[''Posts image.'']
}}

Chris then returned to Bluesky and replied to his original post:
{{quotebox|time=11:40 AM|And unlike Doc, I didn't have to pay #dajoestqnator to collab! He LOVES HILARITY!}}
{{quotebox|time=11:40 AM|And before you start, yes, that was a targeted joke.}}
{{quotebox|time=11:41 AM|#TF2AnalysisAnarchy Pun! Get Angry, Firebrand.}}
{{quotebox|time=12:04 PM|One person with a group of long-term friends asks them after reading my rants, "What the f-yay is [[Autism|wrong with her]]?" The group shrugs their shoulders, "Idaknow". As IF it was not obvious. 
[''Posts GIF of shrugging.'']}}
{{quotebox|time=12:16 PM|"I am such an Authentic and Honest Fan, I'll DM them with hardly anything on my socials and offer them an obvious scam, just to get details to leak on Reddit and Kiwi!" No-Yeah, #CasperCake!!" 
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{{quotebox|time=12:16 PM|"You dang young whippersnappers with only Brain-Numbing and Rotting Videos and Memes of the Y2Ks, Elsa gate, and then some in the headspaces!"

STOP HATING AND FAKING!!

You are only hurting yourselves further Soul Deep. **Groan** and **Sigh**.

Rough moments. 
[''Posts GIF of [[The Simpsons]] with the caption "You're what's wrong with [[America]], Simpson!"'']}}
{{quotebox|time=12:19 PM|I apologize for going overboard, but I've been [[Stress|feeling rough recently]]. Plus, a bit of justification in shedding a bit of light on obvious green-as-[[Kiwi Farms|kiwi farnin]]' shade.}}

{{quoteboxred|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social‬|time=12:17 PM|Did they just use the royal we}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:21 PM|YES!!! 
[''Posts GIF of [[MLP]].'']}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social‬|time=12:22 PM|Insane}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:47 PM|Manic moments are}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social‬|time=3:30 PM|To be fair i was mostly referring to the fact they used the royal we as insane.}}
Chris liked the above reply.

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social‬|time=12:27 PM|Chris, have you watched {{w|Serial Experiments Lain}}? I have only heard rumors that you have. I like Lain, she is so esoteric and cool 
[''Posts GIF of [[Lainchu|Lain]].'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:47 PM|I have. It is a good series. **sigh**}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social‬|time=12:58 PM|Aw, I'm sorry that you've been feeling rough lately Christine. We all get a little overwhelmed sometimes, and that's okay. I hope you can take it easy and do something you enjoy to relax and feel better 
[''Posts GIF of Lain.'']}}
Chris liked the above reply.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=tonysoprano97.bsky.social‬|time=3:59 PM|Will there be a movie on New Jersey?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=4:00 PM|❓}}

==Guppy==
13 January 
1:41 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Funko POP News !|First look! [[The Binding of Isaac|Binding of Isaac]] [[Funko]] POPs! Links below this Wednesday ~

: EE ~ http://fnkpp.com/EE
: Amzn ~ http://fnkpp.com/Amzn
: FS ~ http://fnkpp.com/FS

<nowiki>#</nowiki>Ad #TheBindingOfIsaac #FunkoPOPNews #Funko #FunkoPOP 
[''Posts image of 3 [[Funko]] Pops.'']}}

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=🜏 [[Edmund McMillen]] 🜏|What a time to be alive!}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Guppy is really cute. Cute like a meow sound from me or most anyone else. 😸Nyan!}}

==Pleading to GiBi and Saberspark==
13 January 
1:45 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter, replying to [[January 2026 social media posts#TLUM livestream a success|an earlier post]].

{{quotebox|Hey, @[[GiBi|GiBi_Devon]], and maybe #[[Saberspark]] and #[[MLP]][[TF2 Analysis|SilverQuill]], y'all could be Reviewing [[TLUM Movie|this movie]]. 
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Tamers12345==
14 January

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxred|speaker=SkyRoss64|@CPU_CWCSonichu 
Have you seen Tamer12345‘s [[MLP]] videos?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:40 AM|No}}

Chris then left another reply to the post:
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=12:41 AM|Never heard of them, and I just checked on [[YouTube]]; never watched any from there before.}}

==Tork Outtakes==
14 January 
11:13 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter and Bluesky on the same minute.

{{quotebox|Tork it up with one of the Guardians' Secret Riders that does not need a M.A.S.K. Plus Son-Chu Vs Mikoto preceding it in the same video. 
⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:
<nowiki>youtu.be/2NhhQyyt8OI?...</nowiki>

Not Subtitled:
<nowiki>youtu.be/m9ohNBOSa70?...</nowiki>
}}
{{quotebox|Or, if you want to just see Son-Chu give Mikoto a wallop, we've got you covered there on the Reviews Playlist as well. Sky Uppercut and Mach Punch! 
⚡️💙⚡️

Subtitled:
<nowiki>youtu.be/uOBacQAft8Q?...</nowiki>

Not Subtitled:
<nowiki>youtu.be/dyM8jncF580?...</nowiki>
}}

==Michaelangelo bowl==
14 January 
11:15 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Retro Toys and Cartoons|[''Posts picture with the caption "Ninja Turtles Cereal Bowls ([[1990]])"'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I had the Michaelangelo bowl; it held a good amount of cereal and lasted a good long time. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing==
26 January 
12:56 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|Unboxed my new #Commodore64Ultimate almost two weeks ago. This is Part One of the #LighrPoweredReview video.
⚡️💙⚡️

@commodoreofficial.bsky.social

[''links to [[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing]]'']}}

A minute later, Chris reposted to Twitter, changing the Commodore's handle to its Twitter account.

{{quotebox|@commodoreofcl}}

The Twitter account replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=@commodoreofcl|time=5:40 PM|Thank you for being a part of this journey and we'll be checking the video out. Thanks for sharing!}}

==Deleted Mewgenics post==
30 January 
1:02 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|The cat's getting out of the bag! 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]] 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Mewgenics]]

[''Posts link to [[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]].'']}}

The post and video was removed in less than 15 minutes since being posted, possibly due to Chris accidentally leaking [[Edmund McMillen|Edmund]]'s E-Mail in the video. Chris's next post is a correction of the original.

==Revised Mewgenics post, deleted again==
30 January 
1:38 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter on the same minute. This post is a redo of Chris's previous post.

{{quotebox|Now the cat is safely out of the bag. 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]] 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Mewgenics]]

Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video 
[''Posts link to [[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]].'']}}

Chris deleted this post as well after about an hour, and also removed the reupload.

==I feel like I hate myself==
30 January 
2:41 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|Ugh. Maybe when I get collabing with others, I'll let another editor make sure I don't screw up and [[dox]] anyone. I feel like [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|I hate myself]].}}

==Re-revised Mewgenics post==
30 January 
2:47 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|Okay. NOW all tracks are covered! Ugh! I have been really stressed lately. I cover my own address lable on the box. What the f*** is wrong with me?! I REALLY need to shape up. Ugh! 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]]

[''Posts link to [[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]].'']}}

A minute later, Chris posted to Twitter:
{{quotebox|Okay. NOW all tracks are covered! Ugh! 
[[⚡️💙⚡️]] 
[''Posts link to [[Mewgenics Pre Game Goodies Unboxing Video]].'']}}
{{Social media}}

Spirit possession

2026-01-29T21:46:26Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Ember McLain (September 2021 - October 2021) */

{{quote|I have already told [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] directly about the [body-swap]; she took it very cool and calmly without any emotional outbursts or [[stress]].|Chris, role-playing as Magi-Chan,<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1164241915958779904</ref> inadvertently showcasing that his mother has long since given up on him.}}

[[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris depicts Uzume's spirit possessing his body.]]

'''Spirit possession''' is the belief that spirits can possess a person's body. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes he has experienced possession by his [[imaginary friends]]. He has increasingly used it as a maladaptive [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism to avoid reality and criticism, such as when he began to role-play as Sonichu as part of an elaborate fantasy to cope with being unable to attend the real-world [[BABScon]], or when he role-played as Mewtwo to defend himself from criticism levied by a Twitter troll. This practice has been colloquially referred to as '''LARPing''', short for live-action roleplaying, after {{w|Live action role-playing game|the real-life practice}}.

==Method==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|left|Chris uses spirit possession as a means of validating his belief in the [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

{{quote|[Chris] believes this shit for real though because he tried to talk like Uzume (which sounds no different from how he normally talks, only he tried to raise his pitch and couldn’t pronounce the name of half the Neptunia characters).|An [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]].<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

When Chris believes he has swapped spirits with an imaginary friend, he role-plays as that persona. While doing so, Chris refers to himself in third person. In calls and videos he (tries to) change his voice and vocabulary, but usually fails. In a later video, he made the excuse that "When you possess somebody else's body, you gotta work within their vocabulary and their limitations, [[English|and whatever]]."<ref>[[Chris channels Randy]]</ref>

He sometimes changes the profile picture and name of his social media to match the [[OC]] he is "possessed" by. Chris appears to have forgotten he can do this on Twitter, forcing him to preface his tweets with "Sonichu:" to remind followers of the role-play. He also changes his signature on occasional drawings to match the OC's name.

This behavior was unseen from Chris until the [[Idea Guys]], [[Teen Troon Squad]], and various [[other enablers]] role-played as characters from [[CWCville]] to bend Chris into their will. After their removal, Chris retained the idea of role-playing by saying his OCs are manifesting in dimension [[1218]] (the real world) through his body for various reasons.

While role‐playing, Chris says things that would sound very weird from "Chris's" mouth. While roleplaying as Magi‑chan, for example, he called [[Barb]] a guilty pleasure waifu.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref> He might say this to prove that he is no longer Chris, as ''he'' would never say such a thing… [[Affair with Mother|right?]]

==="Mama"===
During Chris's phase of role-playing that he is possessed by the spirit of Sonichu, he (as Sonichu) refers to both Chris's spirit and physical body as "Mama," as both an allusion to how Sonichu referred to Chris as Father in the comics and to reflect Chris's [[transgender]] status.

==Uzume Tennouboshi (8 November 2017 - 13 November 2017)==
{{Wise|Chris was sharing his body with Uzume.}}
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|150px|Uzume as she appears in ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Megadimension Neptunia VII]]''. She represents the Sega Dreamcast, and so far, she is the only female character that Chris has ever LARPed as.

On 8 [[November 2017]], Chris was [[brainwashed]] by an [[Idea Guy]] into believing that he was sharing his body with the spirit of Uzume.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character]]</ref> John Yamada, an alias used by one of the Idea Guys, texted Chris and crafted a role-play scenario in which Chris's Sega Dreamcast was the portal that could connect Chris to his imaginary safe space [[CWCville]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-3.JPG]]</ref> Guided by suggestibility, Chris subconsciously filled in the role-play scenario further, believing that [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world, scanned the Dreamcast, and confirmed there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and interpreted this as him pulling out Uzume, a fictional character, into his body. Chris claimed Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconned his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against fellow ''Neptunia'' character Kurome. He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Mistaken about being linked with Uzume]]</ref>

==Magi-Chan (14 August 2019 - 14 September 2019; late September-October 2019)==
{{quote|Barbara was more of a “Guilty Pleasure” waifu|Chris as Magi-Chan, demonstrating his oedipal complex<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1172505641262505984</ref>.}}

[[File:Christine Chandler signature 2019-07-29.jpg|thumb|Chris’s signature from July 2019.]]
[[File:Magi-Chan signature 2019-08-28.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan’s signature from August 2019.]]

For one month, from 14 [[August 2019]] to 14 [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he had swapped bodies with [[Magi-Chan]]

He acted the role on video in [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]]. During that time, he primarily tweeted from his [[MagiChan111448]] alternate Twitter account, role-playing as Magi-Chan, and even signed Magi-Chan's signature on drawings.

Chris at times resumed the Magi-Chan roleplay in talks with the [[Watchmen]].<ref>[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]</ref><ref>[[The Place chats (October 2019)]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Magi-Chan roleplay 3 October 2019.png]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:CPU_CWCSonichu and MagiChan111448 Twitter likes.png|Chris liked the same set of tweets from both his main account and the Magi-Chan alt, to preserve his fantasy of Magi-Chan inhabiting his body.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Chris changed his [[Discord]] handle to Magi-Chan.
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{{clear}}

===Tri (26 November 2019)===
[[File:TriOC.jpg|thumb|150px|Tri.]]

On 26 November 2019, Chris discussed his belief that he had body-swapped with Tri Sonichu (an [[OC]] and recolor of Magi-Chan, created by [[MKRNightVee]]), in order to work on the [[Dimensional Merge]], and that he ended the body-swap after boosting Tri's abilities and making him overpowered.<ref>[[November 2019 Arbitarch CWC Alliance chats#Body-swapped with Tri]]</ref>

===Val (12 December 2019)===
On 12 December 2019, Chris role-played as the Magi-Chan alt [[Val]] in an attempt to manipulate its creator [[AquaDiamond8]] into drawing fanart depicting lore by [[Jacob Sockness]]. Aqua refused, and Chris quickly dropped the role-play after.<ref>[[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Art request for Sockness lore]]</ref>

==Scarlet Selinia==
On the [[January 2020|11th of January 2020]] Chris begun a role-play as [[CPU Blue Heart|Scarlet Selinia]], a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] of his character CPU Blue Heart, whose name is supposed to be ''Scarlett Celestia''<ref>[[CPU Blue Heart]]</ref>. How Chris [[Slow-in-the-minds|mistook the name of his own character]] is unknown. Regardless he maintained this role-play in [[The Place]] for about a week.

[[File:The Place-1st Layer - 11Jan20 - Scarlet role-play.png|thumb|150[px|Chris in character as "Scarlet Selinia"]]

During this time Chris debates with the members of The Place over [[Financhu Crisis|paying $100]] to spend 90 minutes with famous brony, [[Dr Wolf]] at the upcoming [[BABScon|BABScon convention]]. It is never explained why an apparent goddess in possession of Chris' body would need to attend a meet-and-greet with bronies.

On the 15th of January 2020, Chris [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Possession Roleplay|roleplays several of his OC's]] ([[CPU Blue Heart|Scarlet Selinia]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel]], and [[Sylvana]]) in a conversation with members of The Place. Chris talks in-character about the [[Dimensional Merge]] and quickly switches between himself and his five OC's.

==Sonichu (15 April 2020 - 25 February 2021)==
[[File:Sonichu982-9390.png|thumb|200px|Chris changed his [[Discord]] handle to Sonichu.]]

From 15 April [[2020]] to 25 February [[2021]], Chris believed he had body-swapped with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He also believes it began earlier, retconning a beginning date of 31 March 2020, which conflicts with him not yet being in Sonichu's character in the 10 April 2020 [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]] video.

Chris initiated the body swap as part of an elaborate maladaptive coping method for missing out on the [[BABSCon]] convention<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> which had been cancelled due to [[COVID-19]]. Using Sonichu as a mouthpiece, Chris claimed he was able to visit BABscon in [[C-197]], which presumably avoided the pandemic, much like World War II.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris explains the Dimensions]]</ref> Chris continued acting out the role of Sonichu while he was featured as a guest on [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]] and continued to act as Sonichu all the way through February, with only brief interruptions when he pretended to be Mewtwo and himself from another dimension (detailed below).

A [[troll]] by the name of [[KwaiiSandbag calls|KwaiiSandbag]] reached out to Chris early in 2021, having been inspired to do so after contacting Chris following a binge-watch of ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''. By claiming that that he was a psychic, he told Chris that he could help reverse the body-swap process in a series of calls. Chris finally stopped roleplaying as Sonichu on the 25th of February 2021, immediately following news about ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5; he heralded his 'return' by continuing to ramble about the Dimensional Merge and bash the G5 cartoon.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 Leaks]]</ref>
===Sonichu and Rosechu (November-December 2020)===
[[File:The Place-1st Layer - 12Dec20 - photo1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris acting out this particular role-play in Lego form.]]
During [[December 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu) claimed to [[The Place]] that Chris's body was being controlled by both Sonichu and Rosechu. Rosechu had supposedly joined Sonichu a few weeks beforehand. "Sonichu" also illustrated the concept using [[Lego]] custom minifigs to represent Chris being video-game controlled by the electric-hedgehogs.<ref>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#Symbolism of Custom Lego Figs]]</ref>
{{clear}}

==Mewtwo (14 May 2020)==
{{quote|Never Speak Against Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Ever Again, or I shall see to your appropriate torment and punishment, myself. Farewell.|"Mewtwo" on Twitter.}}

On 14 May 2020, [[White knight|to defend himself from a Twitter troll]] who cast doubt on Chris's claim to be leading the [[Dimensional Merge]], Chris paused his role-playing of Sonichu to role-play instead as his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary husband Mewtwo]]. "Mewtwo" took to Twitter to lambast and threaten the troll.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>

==Randy Stair (6 November 2020)==
{{Main|Randy Stair}}

Randy Stair was a mentally disturbed YouTuber who went on a killing spree in June 2017 before killing himself. Chris learned about and took an interest in him after viewing a YouTube documentary by [[The WCT]].

On 6 [[November 2020]], Chris believed he channeled the spirit of Stair possessing his transgender Ghostsona Andrew Blaze, recording [[Chris channels Randy|an audio file]] to "help her get a post-death message out."<ref>[[Randy Stair discussion]]</ref>

==Robertchu==
Chris roleplayed as [[Robertchu]], what he calls his father, according to a summarized jail letter.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022]]</ref>

==Other versions of Chris==
===Chris of Dimension 1214 (27 August 2020)===

As an excuse to break his Sonichu roleplay, Chris pretended to be himself from another dimension to answer a [[27 August 2020 Q&A|short Q&A session]] on 27 August 2020.

Chris again role-played as 1214 Chris in September.<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#Luan Loud plush and RPing as alt-Chris]]</ref>

===Younger Chris (1 June 2021)===
Chris channeled his past self in June 2021,<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris]]</ref> after he had begun reading chapter 5 of [[Warhol / Chris Chan]], in order to consult with his inner child and search for unresolved issues.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref>

==Ember McLain (September 2021 - October 2021)==
As revealed by [[TheGamerFromMars]], during Chris's stay at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], he would sometimes roleplay as the ''{{w|Danny Phantom}}'' character Ember McLain between September and October [[2021]], continuing his fascination with the mass shooter [[Randy Stair]] and his similar beliefs. During these times, he would sign her name (albeit misspelled as "Ember ''McLaine''") in the [[Goddess Log]].<ref>[[Goddess_Log#Vol._2]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Imaginary friends]]

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{Dimensions}}

Spirit possession

2026-01-29T21:42:42Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Ember McLain (September 2021 - October 2021) */

{{quote|I have already told [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] directly about the [body-swap]; she took it very cool and calmly without any emotional outbursts or [[stress]].|Chris, role-playing as Magi-Chan,<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1164241915958779904</ref> inadvertently showcasing that his mother has long since given up on him.}}

[[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris depicts Uzume's spirit possessing his body.]]

'''Spirit possession''' is the belief that spirits can possess a person's body. [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] believes he has experienced possession by his [[imaginary friends]]. He has increasingly used it as a maladaptive [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism to avoid reality and criticism, such as when he began to role-play as Sonichu as part of an elaborate fantasy to cope with being unable to attend the real-world [[BABScon]], or when he role-played as Mewtwo to defend himself from criticism levied by a Twitter troll. This practice has been colloquially referred to as '''LARPing''', short for live-action roleplaying, after {{w|Live action role-playing game|the real-life practice}}.

==Method==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|left|Chris uses spirit possession as a means of validating his belief in the [[Dimensional Merge]].]]

{{quote|[Chris] believes this shit for real though because he tried to talk like Uzume (which sounds no different from how he normally talks, only he tried to raise his pitch and couldn’t pronounce the name of half the Neptunia characters).|An [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]].<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

When Chris believes he has swapped spirits with an imaginary friend, he role-plays as that persona. While doing so, Chris refers to himself in third person. In calls and videos he (tries to) change his voice and vocabulary, but usually fails. In a later video, he made the excuse that "When you possess somebody else's body, you gotta work within their vocabulary and their limitations, [[English|and whatever]]."<ref>[[Chris channels Randy]]</ref>

He sometimes changes the profile picture and name of his social media to match the [[OC]] he is "possessed" by. Chris appears to have forgotten he can do this on Twitter, forcing him to preface his tweets with "Sonichu:" to remind followers of the role-play. He also changes his signature on occasional drawings to match the OC's name.

This behavior was unseen from Chris until the [[Idea Guys]], [[Teen Troon Squad]], and various [[other enablers]] role-played as characters from [[CWCville]] to bend Chris into their will. After their removal, Chris retained the idea of role-playing by saying his OCs are manifesting in dimension [[1218]] (the real world) through his body for various reasons.

While role‐playing, Chris says things that would sound very weird from "Chris's" mouth. While roleplaying as Magi‑chan, for example, he called [[Barb]] a guilty pleasure waifu.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Barbara was more of a "guilty pleasure" waifu]]</ref> He might say this to prove that he is no longer Chris, as ''he'' would never say such a thing… [[Affair with Mother|right?]]

==="Mama"===
During Chris's phase of role-playing that he is possessed by the spirit of Sonichu, he (as Sonichu) refers to both Chris's spirit and physical body as "Mama," as both an allusion to how Sonichu referred to Chris as Father in the comics and to reflect Chris's [[transgender]] status.

==Uzume Tennouboshi (8 November 2017 - 13 November 2017)==
{{Wise|Chris was sharing his body with Uzume.}}
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|150px|Uzume as she appears in ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''.]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Megadimension Neptunia VII]]''. She represents the Sega Dreamcast, and so far, she is the only female character that Chris has ever LARPed as.

On 8 [[November 2017]], Chris was [[brainwashed]] by an [[Idea Guy]] into believing that he was sharing his body with the spirit of Uzume.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character]]</ref> John Yamada, an alias used by one of the Idea Guys, texted Chris and crafted a role-play scenario in which Chris's Sega Dreamcast was the portal that could connect Chris to his imaginary safe space [[CWCville]].<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-3.JPG]]</ref> Guided by suggestibility, Chris subconsciously filled in the role-play scenario further, believing that [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world, scanned the Dreamcast, and confirmed there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and interpreted this as him pulling out Uzume, a fictional character, into his body. Chris claimed Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconned his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against fellow ''Neptunia'' character Kurome. He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Mistaken about being linked with Uzume]]</ref>

==Magi-Chan (14 August 2019 - 14 September 2019; late September-October 2019)==
{{quote|Barbara was more of a “Guilty Pleasure” waifu|Chris as Magi-Chan, demonstrating his oedipal complex<ref>https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1172505641262505984</ref>.}}

[[File:Christine Chandler signature 2019-07-29.jpg|thumb|Chris’s signature from July 2019.]]
[[File:Magi-Chan signature 2019-08-28.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan’s signature from August 2019.]]

For one month, from 14 [[August 2019]] to 14 [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he had swapped bodies with [[Magi-Chan]]

He acted the role on video in [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]]. During that time, he primarily tweeted from his [[MagiChan111448]] alternate Twitter account, role-playing as Magi-Chan, and even signed Magi-Chan's signature on drawings.

Chris at times resumed the Magi-Chan roleplay in talks with the [[Watchmen]].<ref>[[The Place chats - Ben Saint]]</ref><ref>[[The Place chats (October 2019)]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Magi-Chan roleplay 3 October 2019.png]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:CPU_CWCSonichu and MagiChan111448 Twitter likes.png|Chris liked the same set of tweets from both his main account and the Magi-Chan alt, to preserve his fantasy of Magi-Chan inhabiting his body.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Chris changed his [[Discord]] handle to Magi-Chan.
</gallery></center>

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===Tri (26 November 2019)===
[[File:TriOC.jpg|thumb|150px|Tri.]]

On 26 November 2019, Chris discussed his belief that he had body-swapped with Tri Sonichu (an [[OC]] and recolor of Magi-Chan, created by [[MKRNightVee]]), in order to work on the [[Dimensional Merge]], and that he ended the body-swap after boosting Tri's abilities and making him overpowered.<ref>[[November 2019 Arbitarch CWC Alliance chats#Body-swapped with Tri]]</ref>

===Val (12 December 2019)===
On 12 December 2019, Chris role-played as the Magi-Chan alt [[Val]] in an attempt to manipulate its creator [[AquaDiamond8]] into drawing fanart depicting lore by [[Jacob Sockness]]. Aqua refused, and Chris quickly dropped the role-play after.<ref>[[The Place chats - Jacob Sockness#Art request for Sockness lore]]</ref>

==Scarlet Selinia==
On the [[January 2020|11th of January 2020]] Chris begun a role-play as [[CPU Blue Heart|Scarlet Selinia]], a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] of his character CPU Blue Heart, whose name is supposed to be ''Scarlett Celestia''<ref>[[CPU Blue Heart]]</ref>. How Chris [[Slow-in-the-minds|mistook the name of his own character]] is unknown. Regardless he maintained this role-play in [[The Place]] for about a week.

[[File:The Place-1st Layer - 11Jan20 - Scarlet role-play.png|thumb|150[px|Chris in character as "Scarlet Selinia"]]

During this time Chris debates with the members of The Place over [[Financhu Crisis|paying $100]] to spend 90 minutes with famous brony, [[Dr Wolf]] at the upcoming [[BABScon|BABScon convention]]. It is never explained why an apparent goddess in possession of Chris' body would need to attend a meet-and-greet with bronies.

On the 15th of January 2020, Chris [[The Place chats (January 2020)#Possession Roleplay|roleplays several of his OC's]] ([[CPU Blue Heart|Scarlet Selinia]], [[Magi-Chan]], [[Cryzel]], and [[Sylvana]]) in a conversation with members of The Place. Chris talks in-character about the [[Dimensional Merge]] and quickly switches between himself and his five OC's.

==Sonichu (15 April 2020 - 25 February 2021)==
[[File:Sonichu982-9390.png|thumb|200px|Chris changed his [[Discord]] handle to Sonichu.]]

From 15 April [[2020]] to 25 February [[2021]], Chris believed he had body-swapped with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He also believes it began earlier, retconning a beginning date of 31 March 2020, which conflicts with him not yet being in Sonichu's character in the 10 April 2020 [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]] video.

Chris initiated the body swap as part of an elaborate maladaptive coping method for missing out on the [[BABSCon]] convention<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> which had been cancelled due to [[COVID-19]]. Using Sonichu as a mouthpiece, Chris claimed he was able to visit BABscon in [[C-197]], which presumably avoided the pandemic, much like World War II.<ref>[[September 2018 social media posts#Chris explains the Dimensions]]</ref> Chris continued acting out the role of Sonichu while he was featured as a guest on [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight]] and continued to act as Sonichu all the way through February, with only brief interruptions when he pretended to be Mewtwo and himself from another dimension (detailed below).

A [[troll]] by the name of [[KwaiiSandbag calls|KwaiiSandbag]] reached out to Chris early in 2021, having been inspired to do so after contacting Chris following a binge-watch of ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''. By claiming that that he was a psychic, he told Chris that he could help reverse the body-swap process in a series of calls. Chris finally stopped roleplaying as Sonichu on the 25th of February 2021, immediately following news about ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5; he heralded his 'return' by continuing to ramble about the Dimensional Merge and bash the G5 cartoon.<ref>[[February 2021 social media posts#MLP G5 Leaks]]</ref>
===Sonichu and Rosechu (November-December 2020)===
[[File:The Place-1st Layer - 12Dec20 - photo1.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris acting out this particular role-play in Lego form.]]
During [[December 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu) claimed to [[The Place]] that Chris's body was being controlled by both Sonichu and Rosechu. Rosechu had supposedly joined Sonichu a few weeks beforehand. "Sonichu" also illustrated the concept using [[Lego]] custom minifigs to represent Chris being video-game controlled by the electric-hedgehogs.<ref>[[The Place chats (December 2020)#Symbolism of Custom Lego Figs]]</ref>
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==Mewtwo (14 May 2020)==
{{quote|Never Speak Against Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Ever Again, or I shall see to your appropriate torment and punishment, myself. Farewell.|"Mewtwo" on Twitter.}}

On 14 May 2020, [[White knight|to defend himself from a Twitter troll]] who cast doubt on Chris's claim to be leading the [[Dimensional Merge]], Chris paused his role-playing of Sonichu to role-play instead as his [[Polyamorous marriage|imaginary husband Mewtwo]]. "Mewtwo" took to Twitter to lambast and threaten the troll.<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref>

==Randy Stair (6 November 2020)==
{{Main|Randy Stair}}

Randy Stair was a mentally disturbed YouTuber who went on a killing spree in June 2017 before killing himself. Chris learned about and took an interest in him after viewing a YouTube documentary by [[The WCT]].

On 6 [[November 2020]], Chris believed he channeled the spirit of Stair possessing his transgender Ghostsona Andrew Blaze, recording [[Chris channels Randy|an audio file]] to "help her get a post-death message out."<ref>[[Randy Stair discussion]]</ref>

==Robertchu==
Chris roleplayed as [[Robertchu]], what he calls his father, according to a summarized jail letter.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022]]</ref>

==Other versions of Chris==
===Chris of Dimension 1214 (27 August 2020)===

As an excuse to break his Sonichu roleplay, Chris pretended to be himself from another dimension to answer a [[27 August 2020 Q&A|short Q&A session]] on 27 August 2020.

Chris again role-played as 1214 Chris in September.<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#Luan Loud plush and RPing as alt-Chris]]</ref>

===Younger Chris (1 June 2021)===
Chris channeled his past self in June 2021,<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris]]</ref> after he had begun reading chapter 5 of [[Warhol / Chris Chan]], in order to consult with his inner child and search for unresolved issues.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris larps as his younger self]]</ref>

==Ember McLain (September 2021 - October 2021)==
{{Needs Updating|[[Goddess Log]]}}
As revealed by [[TheGamerFromMars]], during Chris's stay at [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], he would sometimes roleplay as the ''{{w|Danny Phantom}}'' character Ember McLain between September and October [[2021]]. During these times, he would sign her name (albeit misspelled as "Ember ''McLaine''") in the [[Goddess Log]].<ref>Goddess_Log#Vol._2</ref>

==See also==
*[[Imaginary friends]]

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{Dimensions}}

CWCville

2026-01-12T04:16:43Z

Larry the Larryhog:

[[File:Damntrolls.png|center|450px]]

{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community, with happy people, cool chicks, business, and [[Comic Chris|a frustrated male...]]|[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), now more commonly stylized as '''Cwcville''', is an independent and self-governing city-state in northern [[Virginia]], [[United States]]. Despite its leader's claims to the contrary, the country is a totalitarian dictatorship - sporting a pervasive [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|personality cult]] around the leader, [[Sonichu 10#Trial of the Asperpedia Four|no independent judiciary]] nor any [[CWCville Mayoral Office|separation of powers]], [[Mailbag 31|mass surveillance]] of the populace as well as largely autonomous [[Chaotic Combo|paramilitary organizations]]. The [[CWCville#Economy|economy]] is almost exclusively geared towards serving the whims of the ruling elite, with many of the country's citizens living in homeless shelters. Due to widespread discontent, elements of a façade democracy have been at times [[CWCville#Elections|introduced and retracted again]]. The country has engaged in [[4-cent_garbage.com#The_Fall_of_4-cent_garbage:_''Sonichu''_#10|state terrorism]] against neighboring countries in the past.

As the name suggests, CWCville is derived from Chris's own initials, and serves as much of an exercise in [[Chris and his ego|boosting his ego]] as you'd expect. While the setting was initially believed exist to justify [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his self-insert's presence]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', it was later learned that Chris's concept of a utopia had origins with a [[Lego]] city created in [[Chris's room|his own bedroom]], predating the webcomic. Additional lore provided over the years also indicated that Chris himself is not the founder of this city, but his father was, and he named it after his newborn son.

Chris believes that CWCville [[Chris and reality|actually exists]], and for many years used the city as a way to “[[Chris and coping|escape]]” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]].<ref name="cwcville-reality">[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> Recently, Chris has used [[Dimensional Merge|other]] [[Messiah complex|means]] [[Spirit possession|of]] coping, and CWCville became part of the parallel [[dimensions|dimension]] of [[C-197]], which he also believes to actually exist. Curiously, Chris has occasionally referred to [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] as CWCville.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] from [[2000]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room used to read "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

==Overview==
{{Quote|The City of CWCville, where true love blossoms between true-loving couples.|Narrator, [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 1.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]
[[File:CWCvilleflag.png|thumb|Flag of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Northern [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] was Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believed for many years that CWCville actually exists, claiming at one point to be Mayor of CWCville “IN REAL LIFE”.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref><ref name="cwcville-reality"/> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is bolstered by his ability to retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating the [[Jerkops]], and bringing his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts is due to the fact that in CWCville his will is supreme. This serves as a safety blanket that protects his physically and mentally feeble self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned with people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seed of CWCville was planted early in Chris's life. An avid [[LEGO]] enthusiast, Chris eventually put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In [[February 2011]], Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in [[2001]].<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in [[2003]]. This spelling features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris's stunted imagination granted him only the title of mayor. Based on his maps, CWCville consists of so few buildings that it would more accurately qualify as a village or hamlet, although this could be a consequence of his physical and mental limitations. He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], a Sonichu [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of Hyrule; a different character rules it instead of Chris's self-insert. All this suggests that at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|grade school]] age child.

In late-[[2017]] Chris ceased being merely the mayor of a town and instead became goddess of an [[C-197|entire dimension]]. Chris's earlier restraint may be due to his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of [[Ruckersville]] and nearby [[Charlottesville]]. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait that is typically seen only in young children who lack basic life experience. One might hope that Chris's ability to understand scope and relevance had improved, but he has instead become only more delusional.

== In-universe history ==

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]], Chris’s father, [[Bob Chandler]], founded CWCville in [[1982]].<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']], [[Episode 18]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 18, Page 8.jpg|page 8]].</ref> [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#Sonichus,_Rosechus,_and more|In a blog in September 2024]], Chris retconned this, in favor of the far more confusing lore that Bob "became Mayor of Cwcville by Godly Divine Decree and Order around when Chris started going to Providence Middle School." Implying that the city was actually founded by someone else at an undetermined point in time, and pushing the Chandler dynasty's takeover back to [[1993]].

It was unclear for a long time why the city then was not just called "Robertsville," as well as how Chris actually came to inherit it as his fiefdom. Speculations about possible coups and damnatio memoriae of the city's founder were finally put to rest in early 2025 with the [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#The_Autobots_of_Cwcville|Autobots of Cwcville essay]], where Chris <s>retconned</s> revealed that Bob had planned for Chris to take over after him from the start and teamed up with [[Magi-Chan]] to "physically and magically train" Chris with [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]], to fend off all sorts of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|troublemakers]] that threatened the city and state. Magi-Chan was further revealed to have <s>conscripted</s> recruited an army of [[Pokemon]] to defend the city as early as [[1980]], from what remains unclear.

== Geography and location ==

CWCville began life as an infill city somewhere within the state of [[Virginia]],<ref>''[[Sonichu #3]]'', [[Sub-Episode 4]], page 4.</ref> but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started promoting the [[Dimensional Merge]]. According to [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], one of the shortcut portals to CWCville was a dance mat behind the door to Chris's room.<ref>''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]'', [[Episode 12.5]], page 8.</ref> Today, Chris uses so-called “[[Meditation#Third_eye|meditation]] sessions” to get there.

In [[2020]], Chris narrowed the “location” of the CWCville to somewhere “north to north-east” of {{w|Fredericksburg, Virginia}}:<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10#CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)|Discord Q&A 10, “CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)” section]]</ref> he later placed CWCville Beach by the shore of the Potomac River, east of Fredericksburg,<ref>[https://osm.org/go/ZZYfsOAc?m= OpenStreetMap location]</ref> claiming that the city is as large as Baltimore or New York City.<ref>[[The Journey to the Merge#Pebble Beach|The Journey to the Merge, “Pebble Beach” section]]</ref> The exact locations of key CWCville places as they relate to the [[Dimension 1218|real world]], such as the [[CWCville Mall]], remain unclear.

CWCville's {{w|ZIP Code}} was originally [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]], an unused code {{w|List of ZIP Code prefixes#Starts with 0|available}} for Brockton, Massachusetts:<ref>''[[Sonichu #8]]'', [[Episode 17]], page 1.</ref> the correct ZIP code (at least during the infill era) would have started with 22, like [[Ruckersville]] (22968). Chris has changed the ZIP Code twice in [[2017]], as if it was possible through <s>dictatorial</s> mayoral decree:<ref>In reality, US law has several conditions for a town to change its ZIP Code.</ref> On 7 October the ZIP code was 16429, an unused code available for the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania, but a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code for Tejomulco, a neighborhood in Mexico City.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#CWCville's zip code|October 2017 Facebook posts § CWCville's zip code]]</ref> On 19 November the ZIP Code changed to 69488, raising suspicions that the [[Idea Guys]] (who were active around the time) may be responsible: 69488 is the postal code for {{w|Birkenau (Odenwald)|Birkenau}} in Germany, which shares its name with the [[Nazis|Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp]], it can also be seen as the combination of the number "69", which refers to a sex position and the number "1488", which refers to the white nationalist slogan the "Fourteen Words".

; Variations from the canon

There was an exception in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which had a map that placed CWCville near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the {{w|Kantō region}} in Japan. The map also placed CWCville near {{w|Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square}}, from Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<ref>''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', [[Episode 5]], page 12.</ref>

===Architecture and City Structure===

[[Sonichu 1| In the earliest renditions of Sonichu]] the city of CWCville looked to have far more in common with a small village rather than something that would resemble a city; the "city" at this point in time appears to consist of little more than 8 locations (3 to 4 of which are residential, 3 private businesses, station square and the [[Zapbud]] field which may count as public property) poorly connected to each over via the use of dirt roads that don't seem to quite fit together properly.

Evidentially after this issue, the city saw some major construction projects drastically expanding the city into a {{w|Brutalist_architecture|brutalist's}} [[CWC-isms|sticky dream]].

The City appears to be [[Autism| strictly segmented]] into numerous districts, starting from the left the CWCville mall/mayors office stands alone surrounded only by (presumably) it's own car park taking up a total 0.25 square miles or 0.402336² km, across the street there is the CWCville park which takes up the exact same amount of space.

Next door to the mall is the "Subdivision" areas which act as residential buildings for some of the cities residents including [[Sonichu]] himself and his family.

Further right we find 2 more commercial buildings, on the northern side is the target mini-mart and the southern side is the Wal-Mart mini mart; despite each being 1/4 the size of the CWCville mall they both seemingly lack parking areas.

Even further to the right there appears to be the main city; the city itself apparently stretches an exact 10 square miles on both sides of the street and consists almost entirely of skyscraper buildings and brutalist block style residential areas which presumably the lower classes of CWCvillie's society call home.

And finally the furthest area appears to be mountain range, also a quarter mile in size.

Despite the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_(city) Germania] style of restructuring; the roads remain badly thought out and barely usable. Although the roads now actually utilized tarmac instead of simple dirt, there appears to be only one major road leading through the entire city from beginning to end, with no consideration for pedestrians or even how cars meant to turn around since the city ends abruptly against a mountain. With the city cut directly in half, the only plausible way anyone from the northern half could reach the southern half would be on foot since any attempt whatsoever to cross in a car would best case scenario bring the entire city's traffic to a halt.

==Government and politics==

=== International Status ===
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Note how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Also observe that Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

CWCville is in theory part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to [[United States of America|U.S. ideals]]. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked.]]
[[File:Riots_in_cwcville_SB.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of a riot in CWCville. [[August 2020 social media posts#Very Distant alt-timeline|Chris did not approve.]]]]

=== Governance ===

Despite on paper following the US model of the administration of a small town, the government is in practice a totalitarian dictatorship. The government's grasp on power being almost exclusively maintained through arbitrary violence and terror dished out by [[Chaotic Combo|paramilitary]] [[Transformers|organizations]] who openly enjoy blank cheque authority from the Mayor and answer exclusively to him. Furthermore, the police employs [[Mailbag 31|psychic mass surveillance]] of the populace, to ensure compliance.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government for the longest time was a "King/Queen thing" for which there was no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> There is no separation of power, nor any checks on the Mayor's authority. The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building. Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they hold no actual authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to.
For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''.

Beyond the halls of power, there is a complete lack of state sanctioned interest groups to make their voices heard, nor evidence of so much as spontaneous acts of public opposition being permitted. The only known opposition leader was, till her capture, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] leading a hopeless insurgency and for that was vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]].

The Mayor attempted for a long time to refute accusations of dictatorship, (incorrectly<ref>*The {{w|Assad family|Assad dynasty}} in Syria *The {{w|Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier}} {{w|François Duvalier|dynasty}} in Haiti *The {{w|Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila}} {{w|Joseph Kabila|dynasty}} in the Democratic Republic of Congo *The {{w|Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty}} in North Korea The {{w|Pahlavi dynasty}} in Iran </ref>) claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, while he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]].

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people (DP [[Nazis|Leni Riefenstahl]], 1935, colorized).]]

=== Law and criminal justice ===

The executive is completely controlled by the Mayor, with the police force, the so called "[[CWCstapo]]," answering directly to him only and arresting people who they deem [[trolls|personally opposed]] to the mayor at random. In the [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#The_Autobots_of_Cwcville|Autobots of Cwcville essay]] Chris revealed that as early as the 1980s the city made an alliance with Optimus Prime, and enlisted the help of several Autobots to defend the city. Whether and how these foreign volunteers have been actually properly integrated into the city's police force remains unclear.

The judiciary is similarly serving as little but a rubber-stamp for the often arbitrary whims of the ruling elite: Walsh was captured, deposed, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are deposed, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. When [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people — [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] — are arrested and subjected to a show trial less than a week later, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor.

The court system in practice disturbingly mirrors many of the hallmarks of Nazi Germany's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Court_(Germany) People's Courts]. During the [[Sonichu_10|Trial of the Asperpedia Four]] the judge opens the trial by declaring that he is biased in the mayor's favor, insults the defendants on multiple occasions, no public defender is provided and the main defendant is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. The judge dishes out draconian punishments, considering slander via the [[Asperpedia]] punishable by death. Evidence gathered using [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan's]] psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, who does not actually recommend the punishment to the judge, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

===Sociopolitical issues and human rights===

[[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, while possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute [[homosexuals]], and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies in the face of the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a legally unrecognized paramilitary organization, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this quality of CWCville is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and paramilitaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

As of November 2017, CWCville also houses multiple prison camps on the outskirts, where enemies from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri war]] are sent to be reformed.

===Elections===
{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}}

{{Quote|[Christine] has had emotions and more stress after being back in office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris "retired" from being mayor of CWCville, 2017<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46</ref>}}
Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that {{w|Doublethink|he was always the ruler}} and that there would be no further elections.

However, Chris eventually lost interest in being the mayor. By some point prior to 2017, he handed over the role to [[Allison Amber]].

[[File:CWCville mayor Brendan Frasier.png|thumb|200px|CWCville's mayor, 2017 - 2021.]]

In November 2017, an [[Idea Guy]] tricked Chris into believing that an election was to take place, with several candidates running.<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election]]</ref> He created a poll on Twitter for people to vote for the new mayor. The candidates were:

*[[Brendan Fraser]] - An American actor known for his role in the ''Mummy'' movies, who became a meme due to his then career decline and heavy alimony payments ([https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brendan-frasers-alimony-just-fuck-my-shit-up link])
*[[Mao|Mao Zedong]] - communist leader of [[China]] between 1949 and 1976
*[[Allison Amber]] - then mayor of CWCville, formerly Chris's secretary
*{{w|Augusto Pinochet}} - Chilean dictator from 1973 to 1990
*{{w|Vladimir Putin}} - Current President of [[Russia]]

A few hours later, he deleted his poll and created a new one, claiming some of the candidates had dropped out. His new candidates were:

*Bob McKendrick - A character from the video game ''PAYDAY 2'', who tried running for mayor of the DC Metro area
*Vladimir Putin
*Brendan Fraser

He later deleted this poll as well. Brendan Fraser won the election and took office as mayor.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]</ref>

Two days later he posted on Twitter that an election for new Chief of CWCville Police Department would take place. His candidates were<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_Chief_of_Police_election]]</ref>:

*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Pardo (serial killer)|Manuel Pardo Jr]] - a [[jerkop]] and serial killer executed in 2012
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
*{{w|Manuel Noreiga|Man-Ewell Noriega}} [''sic''] - Dictator of Panama from 1983 to 1989
*{{w|Ed Gein|Edward Geen}} [''sic''] - A notorious murderer and body snatcher who was known as the real American Psycho.

Ian Brandon Anderson ended up winning with 65% of the votes.

In April 2021, Chris stated the mayor was [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref> While in jail, Chris said that Walsh remained mayor: ''"Who has Time for Elections when us Goddesses Defend Cwcville (The City Of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge Completed and the Collective Shift in Progress, then we have my Second Coming on 1218 Earth. Not to Mention the Damage Control and Prevention that are beyond Non(Super)-Powerful Individuals' Control, anyway."''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref>

In January 2026, Chris stated that as of [[2023]], Mary Lee Walsh retired from politics and is succeed by Robbie Van Drawson, a Cwcville citizen who closely work with Chris and the "Psychic Squadrons and the other Special Sonichus and Rosechus and other superheroes, including the JLA and the Avengers" to keep the city and and the world safe.<ref>[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Mayor_of_CWCville]]</ref>

The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Chris and Race#Black_people|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville).<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref>

===Recent Developments===

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In [[February 2017]], prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref> [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States. Strangely, he claims that Vladimir Putin, the real-life president of Russia, is the president of the United states.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is [[stress|too much]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anybody poses a threat. Ironically, this solution is far more extreme than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

==Economy==

CWCville's economy on paper operates under an American-style free market economy, yet in practice the Mayor exercises considerable control over it: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after him, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. This is further corroborated by the lavish lifestyle afforded to the political and social elite. The city pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet,<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref> with the Mayor's hedgehog friends receiving free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office - not unlike Soviet nomenklatura. In particular, Sonichu and Rosechu seem to be unofficial state employees, receiving $3,500 of income per month each (shown in [[Mailbag 21]]). Further idiosyncracies are the banning of certain goods, such as [[Tobacky|Tobacco]]. Which, unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). As that number has further increased to at least 17 by the time of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]], which takes place only a month later, this problem has gotten even worse. The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Episode 19]], Page 21</ref>

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]

CWCville mints its own currency, the '''CWCville quarter'''. It first came to prominence in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]'', and comes in only two coins: the C-Quarter and the W-Quarter. Ten C-Quarters make one W-Quarter, indicating that Chris has [[Honor roll|no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver edge and a red "W", while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and sky blue with a silver edge. Both appear to reference Chris's publishing house logo at the time, which notably appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. CWCville still issue fines in US dollars for unknown reasons: most likely, to <s>shore up foreign currency reserves</s> gather funds for a tottering dictatorship.
According to Chris on 19 November 2019,<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1196903997300498434 Tweet] by @CPU_CWCSonichu, on 19 November 2019.</ref> and assuming that {{w|SIX Interbank Clearing}} chooses the W-Quarter as the main currency unit, the official exchange rate is {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 1 = {{w|US Dollar|{{abbr|USD|US Dollar}}}} 2.50,<ref>CW is actually the country code for Curaçao, and the currency code is merely for demonstration purposes.</ref> which puts the CWCville quarter only behind the currencies of {{w|Kuwaiti dinar|Kuwait}}, {{w|Bahraini dinar|Bahrain}} and {{w|Omani rial|Oman}} in terms of purchasing power.<ref>[https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 XE.com exchange rates] for 1 January 2020 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20200410043434/https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 archived] on 10 April 2020).</ref>

This extremely strong currency is likely the reason for the exceptionally high homeless rate, as the citizens of the city will find it much cheaper to procure goods in the United States, severely inhibiting the ability of local businesses to thrive. Likewise is it likely that aforementioned banned goods like cigarettes are smuggled into the city en masse, due to being so cheap to procure abroad. Which is further corroborated by claims of Chris that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like New York," and is on the stock exchange. <ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/> Implying large scale economic collaboration and ties with the United States.

== The Invasion of CWCville ==
{{main|Sonichu 13}}
[[File:IdeaGuyMap.jpeg|thumb|A map created by [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise]]
After years of insanity and borderline totalitarianism, things finally seemed to be improving for the citizens of CWCville. Chris had stepped down as mayor, Magi-Chan was no longer spying on the populace due to his duties as Chris' husband, and beloved American film actor [[Brendan Fraser]] was elected as Chris' successor, ensuring CWCville would no longer be an ego-driven police state and would also be protected from evil mummies. Under Fraser's benevolent rule, it seemed like CWCville would finally be a free and happy place. Unfortunately, this newfound peace and prosperity would not last long, due to the corruptions of the Idea Guys and their [[weening|ween]] ideas. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that CWCville was under attack by various different villains and factions, placing it in a frenzied state of war. First invaded by villains from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the invaders were quickly beaten back and put into CWCville's newly established prison camps.

Later, the city was invaded by the neighboring nation of [[Australatina]]. The Australatinas managed to wipe out most of CWCville's military, who were forced to fight a war on two fronts when the city erupted into mass riots. The Underground tunnels beneath CWCville (presumably created by Simonla who didn't want to ride the fucking bus like a normal person) collapsed, causing mass devastation and splitting the city into two sides: East and West. The Australatinas then pledged their loyalty to invading Nazis, who began ethically cleansing CWCville. They successfully captured most of Chris' hedgehog Pokemon and wiped out most of the wild Pokemon around CWCville. Chris' characters were brutally executed but quickly respawned. The female Sonichus were all raped and impregnated until they were freed by Chris. The Nazis were finally beaten back and the city was rebuilt.

Despite all of their reckless bumbling, the Idea Guys managed to do something no one could ever imagine was possible: make CWCville an even worse shithole. Sure, under Chris' reign the city was a manchild's playground escape fantasy with Orwellian undertones, but at least you could get a job at Taco Bell and live a reasonably peaceful life if you didn't smoke or call the mayor a tard. Once the Idea Guys took over, the city became a living hell filled with constant death and destruction with forced labor, rape, and death camps. The lesson is simple: being ruled by a bumbling and incompetent but well-meaning manchild might be bad, but being ruled by murderous nazis is at least moderately worse.

== CWCville's Restoration ==
Chris has been rather inconsistent with what parts of Sonichu 13 were actually canon and which parts he discarded. Regardless, the city was restored to its Pre-War state and all the nightmarish changes were reversed. Presumably, the timeline was fixed and all the characters returned to their normal lives, and [[Brendan Fraser]] was still the mayor, with Ian Brandon Anderson serving as his Chief of Police.

With the Nazis, evil CPUs and reality-warping demons all defeated and a fantastic actor once again leading the city, CWCville has presumably finally become a somewhat decent place, even if everything there is ass-backwards and totally absurd. Chris has written very little about CWCville following the events of Issue 13. However, Chris claimed that he attended Babscon there in 2020. CWCville, and presumably all of Dimension C-197 was totally unaffected by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

== Twin towns ==

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]

CWCville appears to be twinned with [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], the largest and most familiar urban environment in Chris's life.

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32/> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago, Cincinnati, Colorado Springs, Corpus Christi, [[Ohio trip|Columbus or Cleveland]], for example, were so much less important than it.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as CWCville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
Image:CWCville Degeneration.jpg|An artist's depiction of CWCville after Chris passes away and it is forgotten.
Image:3adc9ab34027a8ea714b6570897088e8-png.jpg|City map, with aerial photo recreation below.
Image:Cwcville_Map_Version_3.png|Alternate city map, showing the rural areas around the city and how it connects to other areas.
File:Chris_ruling_cwcville_SB.jpg|Chris ruling as mayor of CWCville.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| ytid = bbHypp3ziBQ
| maker = MycalFelps
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCville Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)

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CWCville

2026-01-12T04:16:30Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Elections */

{{Needs Updating|[[January 2026 social media posts#Mayor of CWCville]]}}
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{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community, with happy people, cool chicks, business, and [[Comic Chris|a frustrated male...]]|[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), now more commonly stylized as '''Cwcville''', is an independent and self-governing city-state in northern [[Virginia]], [[United States]]. Despite its leader's claims to the contrary, the country is a totalitarian dictatorship - sporting a pervasive [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|personality cult]] around the leader, [[Sonichu 10#Trial of the Asperpedia Four|no independent judiciary]] nor any [[CWCville Mayoral Office|separation of powers]], [[Mailbag 31|mass surveillance]] of the populace as well as largely autonomous [[Chaotic Combo|paramilitary organizations]]. The [[CWCville#Economy|economy]] is almost exclusively geared towards serving the whims of the ruling elite, with many of the country's citizens living in homeless shelters. Due to widespread discontent, elements of a façade democracy have been at times [[CWCville#Elections|introduced and retracted again]]. The country has engaged in [[4-cent_garbage.com#The_Fall_of_4-cent_garbage:_''Sonichu''_#10|state terrorism]] against neighboring countries in the past.

As the name suggests, CWCville is derived from Chris's own initials, and serves as much of an exercise in [[Chris and his ego|boosting his ego]] as you'd expect. While the setting was initially believed exist to justify [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his self-insert's presence]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', it was later learned that Chris's concept of a utopia had origins with a [[Lego]] city created in [[Chris's room|his own bedroom]], predating the webcomic. Additional lore provided over the years also indicated that Chris himself is not the founder of this city, but his father was, and he named it after his newborn son.

Chris believes that CWCville [[Chris and reality|actually exists]], and for many years used the city as a way to “[[Chris and coping|escape]]” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]].<ref name="cwcville-reality">[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> Recently, Chris has used [[Dimensional Merge|other]] [[Messiah complex|means]] [[Spirit possession|of]] coping, and CWCville became part of the parallel [[dimensions|dimension]] of [[C-197]], which he also believes to actually exist. Curiously, Chris has occasionally referred to [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] as CWCville.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] from [[2000]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room used to read "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

==Overview==
{{Quote|The City of CWCville, where true love blossoms between true-loving couples.|Narrator, [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 1.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]
[[File:CWCvilleflag.png|thumb|Flag of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Northern [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] was Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believed for many years that CWCville actually exists, claiming at one point to be Mayor of CWCville “IN REAL LIFE”.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref><ref name="cwcville-reality"/> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is bolstered by his ability to retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating the [[Jerkops]], and bringing his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts is due to the fact that in CWCville his will is supreme. This serves as a safety blanket that protects his physically and mentally feeble self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned with people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seed of CWCville was planted early in Chris's life. An avid [[LEGO]] enthusiast, Chris eventually put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In [[February 2011]], Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in [[2001]].<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in [[2003]]. This spelling features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris's stunted imagination granted him only the title of mayor. Based on his maps, CWCville consists of so few buildings that it would more accurately qualify as a village or hamlet, although this could be a consequence of his physical and mental limitations. He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], a Sonichu [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of Hyrule; a different character rules it instead of Chris's self-insert. All this suggests that at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|grade school]] age child.

In late-[[2017]] Chris ceased being merely the mayor of a town and instead became goddess of an [[C-197|entire dimension]]. Chris's earlier restraint may be due to his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of [[Ruckersville]] and nearby [[Charlottesville]]. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait that is typically seen only in young children who lack basic life experience. One might hope that Chris's ability to understand scope and relevance had improved, but he has instead become only more delusional.

== In-universe history ==

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]], Chris’s father, [[Bob Chandler]], founded CWCville in [[1982]].<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']], [[Episode 18]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 18, Page 8.jpg|page 8]].</ref> [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#Sonichus,_Rosechus,_and more|In a blog in September 2024]], Chris retconned this, in favor of the far more confusing lore that Bob "became Mayor of Cwcville by Godly Divine Decree and Order around when Chris started going to Providence Middle School." Implying that the city was actually founded by someone else at an undetermined point in time, and pushing the Chandler dynasty's takeover back to [[1993]].

It was unclear for a long time why the city then was not just called "Robertsville," as well as how Chris actually came to inherit it as his fiefdom. Speculations about possible coups and damnatio memoriae of the city's founder were finally put to rest in early 2025 with the [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#The_Autobots_of_Cwcville|Autobots of Cwcville essay]], where Chris <s>retconned</s> revealed that Bob had planned for Chris to take over after him from the start and teamed up with [[Magi-Chan]] to "physically and magically train" Chris with [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]], to fend off all sorts of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|troublemakers]] that threatened the city and state. Magi-Chan was further revealed to have <s>conscripted</s> recruited an army of [[Pokemon]] to defend the city as early as [[1980]], from what remains unclear.

== Geography and location ==

CWCville began life as an infill city somewhere within the state of [[Virginia]],<ref>''[[Sonichu #3]]'', [[Sub-Episode 4]], page 4.</ref> but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started promoting the [[Dimensional Merge]]. According to [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], one of the shortcut portals to CWCville was a dance mat behind the door to Chris's room.<ref>''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]'', [[Episode 12.5]], page 8.</ref> Today, Chris uses so-called “[[Meditation#Third_eye|meditation]] sessions” to get there.

In [[2020]], Chris narrowed the “location” of the CWCville to somewhere “north to north-east” of {{w|Fredericksburg, Virginia}}:<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10#CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)|Discord Q&A 10, “CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)” section]]</ref> he later placed CWCville Beach by the shore of the Potomac River, east of Fredericksburg,<ref>[https://osm.org/go/ZZYfsOAc?m= OpenStreetMap location]</ref> claiming that the city is as large as Baltimore or New York City.<ref>[[The Journey to the Merge#Pebble Beach|The Journey to the Merge, “Pebble Beach” section]]</ref> The exact locations of key CWCville places as they relate to the [[Dimension 1218|real world]], such as the [[CWCville Mall]], remain unclear.

CWCville's {{w|ZIP Code}} was originally [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]], an unused code {{w|List of ZIP Code prefixes#Starts with 0|available}} for Brockton, Massachusetts:<ref>''[[Sonichu #8]]'', [[Episode 17]], page 1.</ref> the correct ZIP code (at least during the infill era) would have started with 22, like [[Ruckersville]] (22968). Chris has changed the ZIP Code twice in [[2017]], as if it was possible through <s>dictatorial</s> mayoral decree:<ref>In reality, US law has several conditions for a town to change its ZIP Code.</ref> On 7 October the ZIP code was 16429, an unused code available for the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania, but a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code for Tejomulco, a neighborhood in Mexico City.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#CWCville's zip code|October 2017 Facebook posts § CWCville's zip code]]</ref> On 19 November the ZIP Code changed to 69488, raising suspicions that the [[Idea Guys]] (who were active around the time) may be responsible: 69488 is the postal code for {{w|Birkenau (Odenwald)|Birkenau}} in Germany, which shares its name with the [[Nazis|Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp]], it can also be seen as the combination of the number "69", which refers to a sex position and the number "1488", which refers to the white nationalist slogan the "Fourteen Words".

; Variations from the canon

There was an exception in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which had a map that placed CWCville near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the {{w|Kantō region}} in Japan. The map also placed CWCville near {{w|Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square}}, from Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<ref>''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', [[Episode 5]], page 12.</ref>

===Architecture and City Structure===

[[Sonichu 1| In the earliest renditions of Sonichu]] the city of CWCville looked to have far more in common with a small village rather than something that would resemble a city; the "city" at this point in time appears to consist of little more than 8 locations (3 to 4 of which are residential, 3 private businesses, station square and the [[Zapbud]] field which may count as public property) poorly connected to each over via the use of dirt roads that don't seem to quite fit together properly.

Evidentially after this issue, the city saw some major construction projects drastically expanding the city into a {{w|Brutalist_architecture|brutalist's}} [[CWC-isms|sticky dream]].

The City appears to be [[Autism| strictly segmented]] into numerous districts, starting from the left the CWCville mall/mayors office stands alone surrounded only by (presumably) it's own car park taking up a total 0.25 square miles or 0.402336² km, across the street there is the CWCville park which takes up the exact same amount of space.

Next door to the mall is the "Subdivision" areas which act as residential buildings for some of the cities residents including [[Sonichu]] himself and his family.

Further right we find 2 more commercial buildings, on the northern side is the target mini-mart and the southern side is the Wal-Mart mini mart; despite each being 1/4 the size of the CWCville mall they both seemingly lack parking areas.

Even further to the right there appears to be the main city; the city itself apparently stretches an exact 10 square miles on both sides of the street and consists almost entirely of skyscraper buildings and brutalist block style residential areas which presumably the lower classes of CWCvillie's society call home.

And finally the furthest area appears to be mountain range, also a quarter mile in size.

Despite the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_(city) Germania] style of restructuring; the roads remain badly thought out and barely usable. Although the roads now actually utilized tarmac instead of simple dirt, there appears to be only one major road leading through the entire city from beginning to end, with no consideration for pedestrians or even how cars meant to turn around since the city ends abruptly against a mountain. With the city cut directly in half, the only plausible way anyone from the northern half could reach the southern half would be on foot since any attempt whatsoever to cross in a car would best case scenario bring the entire city's traffic to a halt.

==Government and politics==

=== International Status ===
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Note how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Also observe that Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

CWCville is in theory part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to [[United States of America|U.S. ideals]]. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked.]]
[[File:Riots_in_cwcville_SB.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of a riot in CWCville. [[August 2020 social media posts#Very Distant alt-timeline|Chris did not approve.]]]]

=== Governance ===

Despite on paper following the US model of the administration of a small town, the government is in practice a totalitarian dictatorship. The government's grasp on power being almost exclusively maintained through arbitrary violence and terror dished out by [[Chaotic Combo|paramilitary]] [[Transformers|organizations]] who openly enjoy blank cheque authority from the Mayor and answer exclusively to him. Furthermore, the police employs [[Mailbag 31|psychic mass surveillance]] of the populace, to ensure compliance.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government for the longest time was a "King/Queen thing" for which there was no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> There is no separation of power, nor any checks on the Mayor's authority. The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building. Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they hold no actual authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to.
For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''.

Beyond the halls of power, there is a complete lack of state sanctioned interest groups to make their voices heard, nor evidence of so much as spontaneous acts of public opposition being permitted. The only known opposition leader was, till her capture, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] leading a hopeless insurgency and for that was vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]].

The Mayor attempted for a long time to refute accusations of dictatorship, (incorrectly<ref>*The {{w|Assad family|Assad dynasty}} in Syria *The {{w|Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier}} {{w|François Duvalier|dynasty}} in Haiti *The {{w|Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila}} {{w|Joseph Kabila|dynasty}} in the Democratic Republic of Congo *The {{w|Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty}} in North Korea The {{w|Pahlavi dynasty}} in Iran </ref>) claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, while he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]].

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people (DP [[Nazis|Leni Riefenstahl]], 1935, colorized).]]

=== Law and criminal justice ===

The executive is completely controlled by the Mayor, with the police force, the so called "[[CWCstapo]]," answering directly to him only and arresting people who they deem [[trolls|personally opposed]] to the mayor at random. In the [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#The_Autobots_of_Cwcville|Autobots of Cwcville essay]] Chris revealed that as early as the 1980s the city made an alliance with Optimus Prime, and enlisted the help of several Autobots to defend the city. Whether and how these foreign volunteers have been actually properly integrated into the city's police force remains unclear.

The judiciary is similarly serving as little but a rubber-stamp for the often arbitrary whims of the ruling elite: Walsh was captured, deposed, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are deposed, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. When [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people — [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] — are arrested and subjected to a show trial less than a week later, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor.

The court system in practice disturbingly mirrors many of the hallmarks of Nazi Germany's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Court_(Germany) People's Courts]. During the [[Sonichu_10|Trial of the Asperpedia Four]] the judge opens the trial by declaring that he is biased in the mayor's favor, insults the defendants on multiple occasions, no public defender is provided and the main defendant is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. The judge dishes out draconian punishments, considering slander via the [[Asperpedia]] punishable by death. Evidence gathered using [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan's]] psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, who does not actually recommend the punishment to the judge, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

===Sociopolitical issues and human rights===

[[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, while possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute [[homosexuals]], and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies in the face of the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a legally unrecognized paramilitary organization, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this quality of CWCville is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and paramilitaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

As of November 2017, CWCville also houses multiple prison camps on the outskirts, where enemies from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri war]] are sent to be reformed.

===Elections===
{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}}

{{Quote|[Christine] has had emotions and more stress after being back in office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris "retired" from being mayor of CWCville, 2017<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46</ref>}}
Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that {{w|Doublethink|he was always the ruler}} and that there would be no further elections.

However, Chris eventually lost interest in being the mayor. By some point prior to 2017, he handed over the role to [[Allison Amber]].

[[File:CWCville mayor Brendan Frasier.png|thumb|200px|CWCville's mayor, 2017 - 2021.]]

In November 2017, an [[Idea Guy]] tricked Chris into believing that an election was to take place, with several candidates running.<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election]]</ref> He created a poll on Twitter for people to vote for the new mayor. The candidates were:

*[[Brendan Fraser]] - An American actor known for his role in the ''Mummy'' movies, who became a meme due to his then career decline and heavy alimony payments ([https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brendan-frasers-alimony-just-fuck-my-shit-up link])
*[[Mao|Mao Zedong]] - communist leader of [[China]] between 1949 and 1976
*[[Allison Amber]] - then mayor of CWCville, formerly Chris's secretary
*{{w|Augusto Pinochet}} - Chilean dictator from 1973 to 1990
*{{w|Vladimir Putin}} - Current President of [[Russia]]

A few hours later, he deleted his poll and created a new one, claiming some of the candidates had dropped out. His new candidates were:

*Bob McKendrick - A character from the video game ''PAYDAY 2'', who tried running for mayor of the DC Metro area
*Vladimir Putin
*Brendan Fraser

He later deleted this poll as well. Brendan Fraser won the election and took office as mayor.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]</ref>

Two days later he posted on Twitter that an election for new Chief of CWCville Police Department would take place. His candidates were<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_Chief_of_Police_election]]</ref>:

*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Pardo (serial killer)|Manuel Pardo Jr]] - a [[jerkop]] and serial killer executed in 2012
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
*{{w|Manuel Noreiga|Man-Ewell Noriega}} [''sic''] - Dictator of Panama from 1983 to 1989
*{{w|Ed Gein|Edward Geen}} [''sic''] - A notorious murderer and body snatcher who was known as the real American Psycho.

Ian Brandon Anderson ended up winning with 65% of the votes.

In April 2021, Chris stated the mayor was [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref> While in jail, Chris said that Walsh remained mayor: ''"Who has Time for Elections when us Goddesses Defend Cwcville (The City Of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge Completed and the Collective Shift in Progress, then we have my Second Coming on 1218 Earth. Not to Mention the Damage Control and Prevention that are beyond Non(Super)-Powerful Individuals' Control, anyway."''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref>

In January 2026, Chris stated that as of [[2023]], Mary Lee Walsh retired from politics and is succeed by Robbie Van Drawson, a Cwcville citizen who closely work with Chris and the "Psychic Squadrons and the other Special Sonichus and Rosechus and other superheroes, including the JLA and the Avengers" to keep the city and and the world safe.<ref>[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Mayor_of_CWCville]]</ref>

The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Chris and Race#Black_people|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville).<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref>

===Recent Developments===

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In [[February 2017]], prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref> [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States. Strangely, he claims that Vladimir Putin, the real-life president of Russia, is the president of the United states.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is [[stress|too much]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anybody poses a threat. Ironically, this solution is far more extreme than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

==Economy==

CWCville's economy on paper operates under an American-style free market economy, yet in practice the Mayor exercises considerable control over it: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after him, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. This is further corroborated by the lavish lifestyle afforded to the political and social elite. The city pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet,<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref> with the Mayor's hedgehog friends receiving free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office - not unlike Soviet nomenklatura. In particular, Sonichu and Rosechu seem to be unofficial state employees, receiving $3,500 of income per month each (shown in [[Mailbag 21]]). Further idiosyncracies are the banning of certain goods, such as [[Tobacky|Tobacco]]. Which, unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). As that number has further increased to at least 17 by the time of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]], which takes place only a month later, this problem has gotten even worse. The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Episode 19]], Page 21</ref>

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]

CWCville mints its own currency, the '''CWCville quarter'''. It first came to prominence in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]'', and comes in only two coins: the C-Quarter and the W-Quarter. Ten C-Quarters make one W-Quarter, indicating that Chris has [[Honor roll|no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver edge and a red "W", while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and sky blue with a silver edge. Both appear to reference Chris's publishing house logo at the time, which notably appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. CWCville still issue fines in US dollars for unknown reasons: most likely, to <s>shore up foreign currency reserves</s> gather funds for a tottering dictatorship.
According to Chris on 19 November 2019,<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1196903997300498434 Tweet] by @CPU_CWCSonichu, on 19 November 2019.</ref> and assuming that {{w|SIX Interbank Clearing}} chooses the W-Quarter as the main currency unit, the official exchange rate is {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 1 = {{w|US Dollar|{{abbr|USD|US Dollar}}}} 2.50,<ref>CW is actually the country code for Curaçao, and the currency code is merely for demonstration purposes.</ref> which puts the CWCville quarter only behind the currencies of {{w|Kuwaiti dinar|Kuwait}}, {{w|Bahraini dinar|Bahrain}} and {{w|Omani rial|Oman}} in terms of purchasing power.<ref>[https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 XE.com exchange rates] for 1 January 2020 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20200410043434/https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 archived] on 10 April 2020).</ref>

This extremely strong currency is likely the reason for the exceptionally high homeless rate, as the citizens of the city will find it much cheaper to procure goods in the United States, severely inhibiting the ability of local businesses to thrive. Likewise is it likely that aforementioned banned goods like cigarettes are smuggled into the city en masse, due to being so cheap to procure abroad. Which is further corroborated by claims of Chris that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like New York," and is on the stock exchange. <ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/> Implying large scale economic collaboration and ties with the United States.

== The Invasion of CWCville ==
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[[File:IdeaGuyMap.jpeg|thumb|A map created by [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise]]
After years of insanity and borderline totalitarianism, things finally seemed to be improving for the citizens of CWCville. Chris had stepped down as mayor, Magi-Chan was no longer spying on the populace due to his duties as Chris' husband, and beloved American film actor [[Brendan Fraser]] was elected as Chris' successor, ensuring CWCville would no longer be an ego-driven police state and would also be protected from evil mummies. Under Fraser's benevolent rule, it seemed like CWCville would finally be a free and happy place. Unfortunately, this newfound peace and prosperity would not last long, due to the corruptions of the Idea Guys and their [[weening|ween]] ideas. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that CWCville was under attack by various different villains and factions, placing it in a frenzied state of war. First invaded by villains from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the invaders were quickly beaten back and put into CWCville's newly established prison camps.

Later, the city was invaded by the neighboring nation of [[Australatina]]. The Australatinas managed to wipe out most of CWCville's military, who were forced to fight a war on two fronts when the city erupted into mass riots. The Underground tunnels beneath CWCville (presumably created by Simonla who didn't want to ride the fucking bus like a normal person) collapsed, causing mass devastation and splitting the city into two sides: East and West. The Australatinas then pledged their loyalty to invading Nazis, who began ethically cleansing CWCville. They successfully captured most of Chris' hedgehog Pokemon and wiped out most of the wild Pokemon around CWCville. Chris' characters were brutally executed but quickly respawned. The female Sonichus were all raped and impregnated until they were freed by Chris. The Nazis were finally beaten back and the city was rebuilt.

Despite all of their reckless bumbling, the Idea Guys managed to do something no one could ever imagine was possible: make CWCville an even worse shithole. Sure, under Chris' reign the city was a manchild's playground escape fantasy with Orwellian undertones, but at least you could get a job at Taco Bell and live a reasonably peaceful life if you didn't smoke or call the mayor a tard. Once the Idea Guys took over, the city became a living hell filled with constant death and destruction with forced labor, rape, and death camps. The lesson is simple: being ruled by a bumbling and incompetent but well-meaning manchild might be bad, but being ruled by murderous nazis is at least moderately worse.

== CWCville's Restoration ==
Chris has been rather inconsistent with what parts of Sonichu 13 were actually canon and which parts he discarded. Regardless, the city was restored to its Pre-War state and all the nightmarish changes were reversed. Presumably, the timeline was fixed and all the characters returned to their normal lives, and [[Brendan Fraser]] was still the mayor, with Ian Brandon Anderson serving as his Chief of Police.

With the Nazis, evil CPUs and reality-warping demons all defeated and a fantastic actor once again leading the city, CWCville has presumably finally become a somewhat decent place, even if everything there is ass-backwards and totally absurd. Chris has written very little about CWCville following the events of Issue 13. However, Chris claimed that he attended Babscon there in 2020. CWCville, and presumably all of Dimension C-197 was totally unaffected by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

== Twin towns ==

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]

CWCville appears to be twinned with [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], the largest and most familiar urban environment in Chris's life.

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32/> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago, Cincinnati, Colorado Springs, Corpus Christi, [[Ohio trip|Columbus or Cleveland]], for example, were so much less important than it.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as CWCville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
Image:CWCville Degeneration.jpg|An artist's depiction of CWCville after Chris passes away and it is forgotten.
Image:3adc9ab34027a8ea714b6570897088e8-png.jpg|City map, with aerial photo recreation below.
Image:Cwcville_Map_Version_3.png|Alternate city map, showing the rural areas around the city and how it connects to other areas.
File:Chris_ruling_cwcville_SB.jpg|Chris ruling as mayor of CWCville.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| ytid = bbHypp3ziBQ
| maker = MycalFelps
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCville Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)

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CWCville

2026-01-12T04:15:31Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Elections */

{{Needs Updating|[[January 2026 social media posts#Mayor of CWCville]]}}
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{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community, with happy people, cool chicks, business, and [[Comic Chris|a frustrated male...]]|[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]}}

'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), now more commonly stylized as '''Cwcville''', is an independent and self-governing city-state in northern [[Virginia]], [[United States]]. Despite its leader's claims to the contrary, the country is a totalitarian dictatorship - sporting a pervasive [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|personality cult]] around the leader, [[Sonichu 10#Trial of the Asperpedia Four|no independent judiciary]] nor any [[CWCville Mayoral Office|separation of powers]], [[Mailbag 31|mass surveillance]] of the populace as well as largely autonomous [[Chaotic Combo|paramilitary organizations]]. The [[CWCville#Economy|economy]] is almost exclusively geared towards serving the whims of the ruling elite, with many of the country's citizens living in homeless shelters. Due to widespread discontent, elements of a façade democracy have been at times [[CWCville#Elections|introduced and retracted again]]. The country has engaged in [[4-cent_garbage.com#The_Fall_of_4-cent_garbage:_''Sonichu''_#10|state terrorism]] against neighboring countries in the past.

As the name suggests, CWCville is derived from Chris's own initials, and serves as much of an exercise in [[Chris and his ego|boosting his ego]] as you'd expect. While the setting was initially believed exist to justify [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|his self-insert's presence]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', it was later learned that Chris's concept of a utopia had origins with a [[Lego]] city created in [[Chris's room|his own bedroom]], predating the webcomic. Additional lore provided over the years also indicated that Chris himself is not the founder of this city, but his father was, and he named it after his newborn son.

Chris believes that CWCville [[Chris and reality|actually exists]], and for many years used the city as a way to “[[Chris and coping|escape]]” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]].<ref name="cwcville-reality">[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> Recently, Chris has used [[Dimensional Merge|other]] [[Messiah complex|means]] [[Spirit possession|of]] coping, and CWCville became part of the parallel [[dimensions|dimension]] of [[C-197]], which he also believes to actually exist. Curiously, Chris has occasionally referred to [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] as CWCville.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] from [[2000]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room used to read "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

==Overview==
{{Quote|The City of CWCville, where true love blossoms between true-loving couples.|Narrator, [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 1.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]
[[File:CWCvilleflag.png|thumb|Flag of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Northern [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] was Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believed for many years that CWCville actually exists, claiming at one point to be Mayor of CWCville “IN REAL LIFE”.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref><ref name="cwcville-reality"/> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is bolstered by his ability to retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating the [[Jerkops]], and bringing his dead dog [[Patti Chandler]] back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts is due to the fact that in CWCville his will is supreme. This serves as a safety blanket that protects his physically and mentally feeble self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned with people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32>[https://web.archive.org/web/20160329034421/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32(Archive)]</ref> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seed of CWCville was planted early in Chris's life. An avid [[LEGO]] enthusiast, Chris eventually put all of his completed LEGO kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In [[February 2011]], Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in [[2001]].<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in [[2003]]. This spelling features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris's stunted imagination granted him only the title of mayor. Based on his maps, CWCville consists of so few buildings that it would more accurately qualify as a village or hamlet, although this could be a consequence of his physical and mental limitations. He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], a Sonichu [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]] of Hyrule; a different character rules it instead of Chris's self-insert. All this suggests that at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|grade school]] age child.

In late-[[2017]] Chris ceased being merely the mayor of a town and instead became goddess of an [[C-197|entire dimension]]. Chris's earlier restraint may be due to his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of [[Ruckersville]] and nearby [[Charlottesville]]. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait that is typically seen only in young children who lack basic life experience. One might hope that Chris's ability to understand scope and relevance had improved, but he has instead become only more delusional.

== In-universe history ==

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]], Chris’s father, [[Bob Chandler]], founded CWCville in [[1982]].<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']], [[Episode 18]], [[:File:Sonichu - Episode 18, Page 8.jpg|page 8]].</ref> [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#Sonichus,_Rosechus,_and more|In a blog in September 2024]], Chris retconned this, in favor of the far more confusing lore that Bob "became Mayor of Cwcville by Godly Divine Decree and Order around when Chris started going to Providence Middle School." Implying that the city was actually founded by someone else at an undetermined point in time, and pushing the Chandler dynasty's takeover back to [[1993]].

It was unclear for a long time why the city then was not just called "Robertsville," as well as how Chris actually came to inherit it as his fiefdom. Speculations about possible coups and damnatio memoriae of the city's founder were finally put to rest in early 2025 with the [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#The_Autobots_of_Cwcville|Autobots of Cwcville essay]], where Chris <s>retconned</s> revealed that Bob had planned for Chris to take over after him from the start and teamed up with [[Magi-Chan]] to "physically and magically train" Chris with [[PsychicPowers|Psychic Powers]], to fend off all sorts of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|troublemakers]] that threatened the city and state. Magi-Chan was further revealed to have <s>conscripted</s> recruited an army of [[Pokemon]] to defend the city as early as [[1980]], from what remains unclear.

== Geography and location ==

CWCville began life as an infill city somewhere within the state of [[Virginia]],<ref>''[[Sonichu #3]]'', [[Sub-Episode 4]], page 4.</ref> but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started promoting the [[Dimensional Merge]]. According to [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]], one of the shortcut portals to CWCville was a dance mat behind the door to Chris's room.<ref>''[[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]]'', [[Episode 12.5]], page 8.</ref> Today, Chris uses so-called “[[Meditation#Third_eye|meditation]] sessions” to get there.

In [[2020]], Chris narrowed the “location” of the CWCville to somewhere “north to north-east” of {{w|Fredericksburg, Virginia}}:<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10#CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)|Discord Q&A 10, “CWCville's Sister City (and Sports Teams)” section]]</ref> he later placed CWCville Beach by the shore of the Potomac River, east of Fredericksburg,<ref>[https://osm.org/go/ZZYfsOAc?m= OpenStreetMap location]</ref> claiming that the city is as large as Baltimore or New York City.<ref>[[The Journey to the Merge#Pebble Beach|The Journey to the Merge, “Pebble Beach” section]]</ref> The exact locations of key CWCville places as they relate to the [[Dimension 1218|real world]], such as the [[CWCville Mall]], remain unclear.

CWCville's {{w|ZIP Code}} was originally [[Chris's birthday|02024-1982]], an unused code {{w|List of ZIP Code prefixes#Starts with 0|available}} for Brockton, Massachusetts:<ref>''[[Sonichu #8]]'', [[Episode 17]], page 1.</ref> the correct ZIP code (at least during the infill era) would have started with 22, like [[Ruckersville]] (22968). Chris has changed the ZIP Code twice in [[2017]], as if it was possible through <s>dictatorial</s> mayoral decree:<ref>In reality, US law has several conditions for a town to change its ZIP Code.</ref> On 7 October the ZIP code was 16429, an unused code available for the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania, but a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code for Tejomulco, a neighborhood in Mexico City.<ref>[[October 2017 Facebook posts#CWCville's zip code|October 2017 Facebook posts § CWCville's zip code]]</ref> On 19 November the ZIP Code changed to 69488, raising suspicions that the [[Idea Guys]] (who were active around the time) may be responsible: 69488 is the postal code for {{w|Birkenau (Odenwald)|Birkenau}} in Germany, which shares its name with the [[Nazis|Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp]], it can also be seen as the combination of the number "69", which refers to a sex position and the number "1488", which refers to the white nationalist slogan the "Fourteen Words".

; Variations from the canon

There was an exception in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], which had a map that placed CWCville near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the {{w|Kantō region}} in Japan. The map also placed CWCville near {{w|Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square}}, from Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<ref>''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', [[Episode 5]], page 12.</ref>

===Architecture and City Structure===

[[Sonichu 1| In the earliest renditions of Sonichu]] the city of CWCville looked to have far more in common with a small village rather than something that would resemble a city; the "city" at this point in time appears to consist of little more than 8 locations (3 to 4 of which are residential, 3 private businesses, station square and the [[Zapbud]] field which may count as public property) poorly connected to each over via the use of dirt roads that don't seem to quite fit together properly.

Evidentially after this issue, the city saw some major construction projects drastically expanding the city into a {{w|Brutalist_architecture|brutalist's}} [[CWC-isms|sticky dream]].

The City appears to be [[Autism| strictly segmented]] into numerous districts, starting from the left the CWCville mall/mayors office stands alone surrounded only by (presumably) it's own car park taking up a total 0.25 square miles or 0.402336² km, across the street there is the CWCville park which takes up the exact same amount of space.

Next door to the mall is the "Subdivision" areas which act as residential buildings for some of the cities residents including [[Sonichu]] himself and his family.

Further right we find 2 more commercial buildings, on the northern side is the target mini-mart and the southern side is the Wal-Mart mini mart; despite each being 1/4 the size of the CWCville mall they both seemingly lack parking areas.

Even further to the right there appears to be the main city; the city itself apparently stretches an exact 10 square miles on both sides of the street and consists almost entirely of skyscraper buildings and brutalist block style residential areas which presumably the lower classes of CWCvillie's society call home.

And finally the furthest area appears to be mountain range, also a quarter mile in size.

Despite the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_(city) Germania] style of restructuring; the roads remain badly thought out and barely usable. Although the roads now actually utilized tarmac instead of simple dirt, there appears to be only one major road leading through the entire city from beginning to end, with no consideration for pedestrians or even how cars meant to turn around since the city ends abruptly against a mountain. With the city cut directly in half, the only plausible way anyone from the northern half could reach the southern half would be on foot since any attempt whatsoever to cross in a car would best case scenario bring the entire city's traffic to a halt.

==Government and politics==

=== International Status ===
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Note how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Also observe that Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

CWCville is in theory part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to [[United States of America|U.S. ideals]]. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked.]]
[[File:Riots_in_cwcville_SB.jpg|thumb|An artist's representation of a riot in CWCville. [[August 2020 social media posts#Very Distant alt-timeline|Chris did not approve.]]]]

=== Governance ===

Despite on paper following the US model of the administration of a small town, the government is in practice a totalitarian dictatorship. The government's grasp on power being almost exclusively maintained through arbitrary violence and terror dished out by [[Chaotic Combo|paramilitary]] [[Transformers|organizations]] who openly enjoy blank cheque authority from the Mayor and answer exclusively to him. Furthermore, the police employs [[Mailbag 31|psychic mass surveillance]] of the populace, to ensure compliance.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government for the longest time was a "King/Queen thing" for which there was no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> There is no separation of power, nor any checks on the Mayor's authority. The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building. Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they hold no actual authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to.
For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''.

Beyond the halls of power, there is a complete lack of state sanctioned interest groups to make their voices heard, nor evidence of so much as spontaneous acts of public opposition being permitted. The only known opposition leader was, till her capture, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] leading a hopeless insurgency and for that was vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]].

The Mayor attempted for a long time to refute accusations of dictatorship, (incorrectly<ref>*The {{w|Assad family|Assad dynasty}} in Syria *The {{w|Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier}} {{w|François Duvalier|dynasty}} in Haiti *The {{w|Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila}} {{w|Joseph Kabila|dynasty}} in the Democratic Republic of Congo *The {{w|Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty}} in North Korea The {{w|Pahlavi dynasty}} in Iran </ref>) claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, while he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]].

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people (DP [[Nazis|Leni Riefenstahl]], 1935, colorized).]]

=== Law and criminal justice ===

The executive is completely controlled by the Mayor, with the police force, the so called "[[CWCstapo]]," answering directly to him only and arresting people who they deem [[trolls|personally opposed]] to the mayor at random. In the [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#The_Autobots_of_Cwcville|Autobots of Cwcville essay]] Chris revealed that as early as the 1980s the city made an alliance with Optimus Prime, and enlisted the help of several Autobots to defend the city. Whether and how these foreign volunteers have been actually properly integrated into the city's police force remains unclear.

The judiciary is similarly serving as little but a rubber-stamp for the often arbitrary whims of the ruling elite: Walsh was captured, deposed, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are deposed, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. When [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people — [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] — are arrested and subjected to a show trial less than a week later, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor.

The court system in practice disturbingly mirrors many of the hallmarks of Nazi Germany's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Court_(Germany) People's Courts]. During the [[Sonichu_10|Trial of the Asperpedia Four]] the judge opens the trial by declaring that he is biased in the mayor's favor, insults the defendants on multiple occasions, no public defender is provided and the main defendant is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. The judge dishes out draconian punishments, considering slander via the [[Asperpedia]] punishable by death. Evidence gathered using [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan's]] psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, who does not actually recommend the punishment to the judge, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

===Sociopolitical issues and human rights===

[[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, while possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute [[homosexuals]], and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies in the face of the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a legally unrecognized paramilitary organization, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this quality of CWCville is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and paramilitaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

As of November 2017, CWCville also houses multiple prison camps on the outskirts, where enemies from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri war]] are sent to be reformed.

===Elections===
{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]], 2009}}

{{Quote|[Christine] has had emotions and more stress after being back in office, so she retired from being mayor, and gave the job back to Allison|Chris "retired" from being mayor of CWCville, 2017<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], pg. 46</ref>}}
Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that {{w|Doublethink|he was always the ruler}} and that there would be no further elections.

However, Chris eventually lost interest in being the mayor. By some point prior to 2017, he handed over the role to [[Allison Amber]].

[[File:CWCville mayor Brendan Frasier.png|thumb|200px|CWCville's mayor, 2017 - 2021.]]

In November 2017, an [[Idea Guy]] tricked Chris into believing that an election was to take place, with several candidates running.<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election]]</ref> He created a poll on Twitter for people to vote for the new mayor. The candidates were:

*[[Brendan Fraser]] - An American actor known for his role in the ''Mummy'' movies, who became a meme due to his then career decline and heavy alimony payments ([https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brendan-frasers-alimony-just-fuck-my-shit-up link])
*[[Mao|Mao Zedong]] - communist leader of [[China]] between 1949 and 1976
*[[Allison Amber]] - then mayor of CWCville, formerly Chris's secretary
*{{w|Augusto Pinochet}} - Chilean dictator from 1973 to 1990
*{{w|Vladimir Putin}} - Current President of [[Russia]]

A few hours later, he deleted his poll and created a new one, claiming some of the candidates had dropped out. His new candidates were:

*Bob McKendrick - A character from the video game ''PAYDAY 2'', who tried running for mayor of the DC Metro area
*Vladimir Putin
*Brendan Fraser

He later deleted this poll as well. Brendan Fraser won the election and took office as mayor.<ref>[[December 2017 Facebook posts#Jamsta molested Punchy]]</ref>

Two days later he posted on Twitter that an election for new Chief of CWCville Police Department would take place. His candidates were<ref>[[November 2017 tweets#CWCville_Chief_of_Police_election]]</ref>:

*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Pardo (serial killer)|Manuel Pardo Jr]] - a [[jerkop]] and serial killer executed in 2012
*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
*{{w|Manuel Noreiga|Man-Ewell Noriega}} [''sic''] - Dictator of Panama from 1983 to 1989
*{{w|Ed Gein|Edward Geen}} [''sic''] - A notorious murderer and body snatcher who was known as the real American Psycho.

Ian Brandon Anderson ended up winning with 65% of the votes.

In April 2021, Chris stated the current mayor to be [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Twilight Sparkle and CWCVille]]</ref> While in jail, Chris said that Walsh remained mayor: ''"Who has Time for Elections when us Goddesses Defend Cwcville (The City Of) from Rei freaking Ryghts, Eggman, Bowser, Giovanni, and so-on on occassion, and we have the Dimension Merge Completed and the Collective Shift in Progress, then we have my Second Coming on 1218 Earth. Not to Mention the Damage Control and Prevention that are beyond Non(Super)-Powerful Individuals' Control, anyway."''<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref>

In January 2026, Chris stated that as of [[2023]], Mary Lee Walsh retired from politics and is succeed by Robbie Van Drawson, a Cwcville citizen who closely work with Chris and the "Psychic Squadrons and the other Special Sonichus and Rosechus and other superheroes, including the JLA and the Avengers" to keep the city and and the world safe.<ref>[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Mayor_of_CWCville]]</ref>

The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Chris and Race#Black_people|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville).<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref>

===Recent Developments===

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In [[February 2017]], prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref> [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States. Strangely, he claims that Vladimir Putin, the real-life president of Russia, is the president of the United states.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is [[stress|too much]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anybody poses a threat. Ironically, this solution is far more extreme than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

==Economy==

CWCville's economy on paper operates under an American-style free market economy, yet in practice the Mayor exercises considerable control over it: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after him, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. This is further corroborated by the lavish lifestyle afforded to the political and social elite. The city pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet,<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref> with the Mayor's hedgehog friends receiving free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office - not unlike Soviet nomenklatura. In particular, Sonichu and Rosechu seem to be unofficial state employees, receiving $3,500 of income per month each (shown in [[Mailbag 21]]). Further idiosyncracies are the banning of certain goods, such as [[Tobacky|Tobacco]]. Which, unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). As that number has further increased to at least 17 by the time of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]], which takes place only a month later, this problem has gotten even worse. The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Episode 19]], Page 21</ref>

[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]

CWCville mints its own currency, the '''CWCville quarter'''. It first came to prominence in ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]'', and comes in only two coins: the C-Quarter and the W-Quarter. Ten C-Quarters make one W-Quarter, indicating that Chris has [[Honor roll|no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver edge and a red "W", while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and sky blue with a silver edge. Both appear to reference Chris's publishing house logo at the time, which notably appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. CWCville still issue fines in US dollars for unknown reasons: most likely, to <s>shore up foreign currency reserves</s> gather funds for a tottering dictatorship.
According to Chris on 19 November 2019,<ref>[https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1196903997300498434 Tweet] by @CPU_CWCSonichu, on 19 November 2019.</ref> and assuming that {{w|SIX Interbank Clearing}} chooses the W-Quarter as the main currency unit, the official exchange rate is {{abbr|CWQ|CWCville quarter}} 1 = {{w|US Dollar|{{abbr|USD|US Dollar}}}} 2.50,<ref>CW is actually the country code for Curaçao, and the currency code is merely for demonstration purposes.</ref> which puts the CWCville quarter only behind the currencies of {{w|Kuwaiti dinar|Kuwait}}, {{w|Bahraini dinar|Bahrain}} and {{w|Omani rial|Oman}} in terms of purchasing power.<ref>[https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 XE.com exchange rates] for 1 January 2020 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20200410043434/https://www.xe.com/currencytables/?from=USD&date=2020-01-01 archived] on 10 April 2020).</ref>

This extremely strong currency is likely the reason for the exceptionally high homeless rate, as the citizens of the city will find it much cheaper to procure goods in the United States, severely inhibiting the ability of local businesses to thrive. Likewise is it likely that aforementioned banned goods like cigarettes are smuggled into the city en masse, due to being so cheap to procure abroad. Which is further corroborated by claims of Chris that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like New York," and is on the stock exchange. <ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/> Implying large scale economic collaboration and ties with the United States.

== The Invasion of CWCville ==
{{main|Sonichu 13}}
[[File:IdeaGuyMap.jpeg|thumb|A map created by [[Idea Guy]] Joshua Wise]]
After years of insanity and borderline totalitarianism, things finally seemed to be improving for the citizens of CWCville. Chris had stepped down as mayor, Magi-Chan was no longer spying on the populace due to his duties as Chris' husband, and beloved American film actor [[Brendan Fraser]] was elected as Chris' successor, ensuring CWCville would no longer be an ego-driven police state and would also be protected from evil mummies. Under Fraser's benevolent rule, it seemed like CWCville would finally be a free and happy place. Unfortunately, this newfound peace and prosperity would not last long, due to the corruptions of the Idea Guys and their [[weening|ween]] ideas. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that CWCville was under attack by various different villains and factions, placing it in a frenzied state of war. First invaded by villains from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the invaders were quickly beaten back and put into CWCville's newly established prison camps.

Later, the city was invaded by the neighboring nation of [[Australatina]]. The Australatinas managed to wipe out most of CWCville's military, who were forced to fight a war on two fronts when the city erupted into mass riots. The Underground tunnels beneath CWCville (presumably created by Simonla who didn't want to ride the fucking bus like a normal person) collapsed, causing mass devastation and splitting the city into two sides: East and West. The Australatinas then pledged their loyalty to invading Nazis, who began ethically cleansing CWCville. They successfully captured most of Chris' hedgehog Pokemon and wiped out most of the wild Pokemon around CWCville. Chris' characters were brutally executed but quickly respawned. The female Sonichus were all raped and impregnated until they were freed by Chris. The Nazis were finally beaten back and the city was rebuilt.

Despite all of their reckless bumbling, the Idea Guys managed to do something no one could ever imagine was possible: make CWCville an even worse shithole. Sure, under Chris' reign the city was a manchild's playground escape fantasy with Orwellian undertones, but at least you could get a job at Taco Bell and live a reasonably peaceful life if you didn't smoke or call the mayor a tard. Once the Idea Guys took over, the city became a living hell filled with constant death and destruction with forced labor, rape, and death camps. The lesson is simple: being ruled by a bumbling and incompetent but well-meaning manchild might be bad, but being ruled by murderous nazis is at least moderately worse.

== CWCville's Restoration ==
Chris has been rather inconsistent with what parts of Sonichu 13 were actually canon and which parts he discarded. Regardless, the city was restored to its Pre-War state and all the nightmarish changes were reversed. Presumably, the timeline was fixed and all the characters returned to their normal lives, and [[Brendan Fraser]] was still the mayor, with Ian Brandon Anderson serving as his Chief of Police.

With the Nazis, evil CPUs and reality-warping demons all defeated and a fantastic actor once again leading the city, CWCville has presumably finally become a somewhat decent place, even if everything there is ass-backwards and totally absurd. Chris has written very little about CWCville following the events of Issue 13. However, Chris claimed that he attended Babscon there in 2020. CWCville, and presumably all of Dimension C-197 was totally unaffected by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

== Twin towns ==

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]

CWCville appears to be twinned with [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], the largest and most familiar urban environment in Chris's life.

Chris has made many connections between the two cities, mainly as a result of his narrow perception of the outside world: for example, Chris presented footage of Charlottesville as that of CWCville,<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> while CWCville hosts the Dogwood Festival, which is an Charlottesville tradition.<ref name=p32/> Chris also stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago, Cincinnati, Colorado Springs, Corpus Christi, [[Ohio trip|Columbus or Cleveland]], for example, were so much less important than it.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as CWCville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
Image:CWCville Degeneration.jpg|An artist's depiction of CWCville after Chris passes away and it is forgotten.
Image:3adc9ab34027a8ea714b6570897088e8-png.jpg|City map, with aerial photo recreation below.
Image:Cwcville_Map_Version_3.png|Alternate city map, showing the rural areas around the city and how it connects to other areas.
File:Chris_ruling_cwcville_SB.jpg|Chris ruling as mayor of CWCville.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| ytid = bbHypp3ziBQ
| maker = MycalFelps
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCville Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)

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{{Articleofthenow}}
''This is the article for the wiki about Chris. For more information about the wiki written by Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.

[[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]].]]
[[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the CWCki throughout the years.]]

{{quote|The Cwcki, which was originally created without my prior consent, is a [[Wikipedia]] style website about [[Chris|me]] and [[Sagas|my life details]] to the extent of [[Honest Content|what I've shared, personally, online and in writing]], and even what the "Christorians", [[Weens]] and [[Internet]] [[Trolls]] paparazzied of me without my consent or conscious knowledge at those respective times.|Chris on the CWCki, [[September 2024]]<ref>[[FAQ, questions frequently asked of me.#CWCKI]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Only [[Template:Da update|the updates]], once in a while. Just to see if y'all actually [[Sightings ({{#time:Y}})|spotted me out in public]].|Chris on how often he frequents the CWCki, [[March 2025]]<ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref>}}

The '''CWCki''' (pronounced "quick-ee") was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the infamous [[Autism|autistic]] manchild. As with any wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).

Until 20 [[December 2019]], the CWCki's motto was '''NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR'''. That motto was [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|dropped]] in response to a substantial increase in people [[Unholy Quintet|trying]] to influence Chris for attention, being replaced with '''OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.'''

==History==
[[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|right|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren.]]

=== 110mb era (2008–2010) ===

The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.
Before the CWCki moved to sonichu.com, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:
* [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
* 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
* [[August 2009]]: A [[White-Knighting|white knight]] complained to 110mb and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.
* 13-18 [[September 2009]]: Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed.
* 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.
* 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.

=== Independent era (2010–2018) ===

* 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com, having obtained the domain name.
* 1 [[March 2016]]: Captcha Service for the CWCki shuts down.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20161004184738/http://blog.areyouahuman.com/goodbye_playthru/</ref>
* 21 [[August 2018]]: Registration for new users is disabled due to abuse from spambots. New accounts are only open to those who contact a CWCki jerkop.

=== 1776 Hosting era (2018–2022) ===

* 2 [[November 2018]]: The CWCki moves to 1776 Hosting, owned by [[Null]] (who also owns the [[Kiwi Farms]] and operates it out of 1776 Hosting).
* 12 [[April 2019]]: The Captcha Service of the CWCki is back!
* 2-12 [[July 2019]]: Due to 1776 Hosting being banned from its original datacenters, the CWCki went down as the servers physically relocated.
* 29 [[June 2021]]- 3 [[July 2021]]: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 30 June) as a result of a DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]].
* 12 [[February 2022]] - 16 February 2022: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 13 February) as a result of another DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]] by the same force.
* 22 [[August 2022]]: A harassment campaign against [[Keffals]], and the fallout from it, results in a wave of {{w|denial-of-service attack}}s against the [[Kiwi Farms]], causing the CWCki to go offline.
* [[September 2022]]: {{w|Cloudflare}} ended services with the Kiwi Farms, forcing them to move to {{w|VanwaTech}}; later, the Kiwi Farms suffers a data breach.<ref>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/kiwi-farms-back-online-vanwatech</ref><ref>https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/09/kiwi-farms-has-been-breached-assume-passwords-and-emails-have-been-leaked</ref>

=== Post-1776 Hosting era (2022–present) ===

* 22 [[October 2022]]: Amid the ongoing turmoil with the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki leaves 1776 Hosting after four years and moves to a new host, allowing it to return online after two months offline.<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref>

==Forum==
{{main|CWCki Forums}}

Originally, the CWCki had a forum called the [[CWCki Forums]], which was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical.

Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum was hosted on Forumer until 8 November 2012 when it was deleted off Forumer's servers. It had several relief forums until it had a permanent forum.

With Chris's content drying up and other lolcows becoming popular, the CWCki Forums eventually reformed and rebranded into the [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, discussion of Chris continues there to date, and a subforum dedicated to Chris exists as part of the 'Lolcow Cults' section.

==Chris's opinion==
{{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]" and "[[List of Chris's sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}

The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]], and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.

In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.

On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].
{{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}

Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there who were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.

Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a laugh. After a few more minor [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].

Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being '''fat''', child-molesting and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).
As evidenced by a Facebook post of his, Chris seems to have come to understand that the CWCki exists purely to document information that is gathered about him, and plays no direct role in the trolling he experiences. He seems to have diverted his hatred to 4chan and 888chan, for reasons that remain unclear. He most likely is also thankful that his [[Scrapbook of Fail]] has survived in digital form after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]. That was, until [[January 2015]], when Chris posted a long tirade on Facebook, criticizing people who "haze" him on ED and the CWCki. Chris also stated on Facebook in [[December 2016]] that while the CWCki spreads the popularity of Sonichu, it apparently still defaces him in mal-mannered ways.

Since [[2017]], Chris has taken a less harsh stance on the CWCki. In multiple instances on social media, he has used several CWCki articles as references, including the [[Son-chu]], [[Manchester High]], and the [[The End Games]] articles. However, in [[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|a tweet]] from [[June 2019]], he demanded that the "Sonichu.com" domain name be changed to "CWCki.com" so he could use it for his own website.

{{quote|AND, I’ve even tried looking on the Cwcki for the Tweet sets as well; They do not have them on there, or they are very difficult to find. [...] WHY was all of this NOT on the Freaking CWCKI?!!!!!!!!!|Chris on using the CWCki for research on his script for the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].<ref name=octplace>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion]]</ref>}}

==References by Chris==
* [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].
* [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.
* [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris and [[Jackie]] have a fairly lengthy discussion about the CWCki. Chris gives her specific examples of inaccuracies and how he thinks the CWCki "slanders" him, how the CWCki's front page parodied elements from his [[CWCipedia]], and she informs him that his assumption that the CWCki was created ''after'' the CWCipedia is not true.
* [[Jackie E-mails 15]] - Jackie confronts Chris about his spending habits on [[video games]] after seeing his purchase history information on the CWCki. Chris replies the next day, he complains that he will have to change the password on his RewardZone account, and the rest of the email is mostly about his thoughts for "[[TrollBusters|Troll Awareness and Cyber-Bully Self-Protection]]."
* [[Jackie Chat 2]] - Jackie asks Chris about Best Buy and Samantha, to which Chris tells her that he already told her about it in his [[Jackie E-mails 15|previous email responding to her question of what she saw on the CWCki]].
* [[Jackie Chat 4]] - Chris tells Jackie that he prays that [[McDonald's]] "does not give the dang Cwcki a look" when they perform a background check on him.
* [[Jackie Chat 5]] - Chris briefly mentions the CWCki when recalling going to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] and using his [[Attraction Sign]].
* [[Jackie Chat 6]] - Chris tells Jackie that he's surprised "the trolls" didn't catch that he was also impersonating [[Liquid Chris]] in one of his [[100 2270|his recent videos]], due to it not being included on the CWCki's Da Update (written by [[Champthom]]), which read: "Chris uploads a [[100 2267|video]] where he impersonates [[Clyde Cash]], then [[100 2270|goes on]] to impersonate [[Alec Benson Leary]] [[100 2269|and]] The Beatles." Chris also asks Jackie if she has read about [[Mimms]] on the CWCki, and he tells her about him, explaining that he just wants to "punch his lights out."
* [[Jackie Chat 9]] - Jackie asks Chris "what is this "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty crapped briefs]]" thing i've read about on the cwcki?" They discuss the matter and Chris literally shits himself.
* [[Jackie E-mails 24]] - Chris laments to Jackie about trolls stalking him due to the CWCki's [[Template:PSNTracker|"PSNTracker" template]], and expresses his desire for the CWCki to be "GONE, DELETED, WIPED OFF from the face of the Internet and the World FOREVER, never to be revived, recreated or reuploaded again ever" as his [[Christmas]] wish.
* [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted a quote on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140702052200/http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs</ref>
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies
* [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.
* [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a "damn lie" and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will answer with honesty.
* [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D|Facebook, 28 April 2012]] - in which Chris discovered the CWCki forum (link to it is admittedly hard to find on the main page, as you ''actually need to scroll down'') and launched a dastardly misinformation campaign of epic proportions. And it totally worked, according to Chris anyway!
* [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]] - Along with many other things, Chris blames [[Megan]] for the creation of the CWCki.
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Mentions the CWCki along with [[4chan]].
* [[June 2014]] - Chris tries to sell his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing‎]] on [[eBay]]. He also told everyone to spend money on it instead of donating to the CWCki.
*[[January 2015 Facebook posts#He Hasn't Forgotten Us!|January 2015 Facebook posts]] - Chris gets mad at the CWCki and ED for "hazing" him.
*[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Take down the CWCki, or Not to take down the CWCki|December 2016 Facebook posts]] - After carefully considering the matter, Chris concludes that the CWCki should be taken down.
* [[March 2017 Facebook Posts]] - Read the article on [[Son-Chu]], then set the record straight on his inspiration for it. He also posted a screenshot of the article to Facebook.
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] - Mentioned how [[The Classic]] is a Ralph Lauren shirt and tells viewers to put "that into your Cwcki".
*[[May 2018 social media posts]] - In response to a user who told him to calm down, warning him that otherwise "CWCiki is going to have a field day with this one", Chris wrote back "YOUR MOM IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH YOUR [[duck|LIMP DICK]]!"
*[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|June 2019 social media posts]] - In his tweet searching for forgiveness after his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris digresses into whining how the CWCki owns the Sonichu.com domain and wishes that it remains reserved for him until he relaunches his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]]. Also included is a screenshot from the Manchester High article.
*[[The Place chats (December 2019)]] - Replying to a user who commented that the CWCki has a list of [[dimensions]] Chris believes in, albeit being sparse in details, Chris replied, "'''Eye Twitching'''".
*[[January 2020 social media posts]] - Chris tweeted a screenshot of [[The End Games]] article while ranting about their lack of "inclusivity".
*[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls|June 2020 social media posts]] - Chris, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|while roleplaying as Sonichu]], mentions the CWCki in a rant about the [[trolls]].
*[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place chats (October 2020)]] - Chris refers to the CWCki for researching his script for the [[Goochland Library Sermon]] but is disappointed to find that some of his tweet sets on the [[Merge]] were either missing or difficult to find.
*[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris|June 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the 'Christorians' that they're free to chronicle a bizarre series of tweets where he [[Spirit possession#Younger Chris|roleplays as his pre-name change self]].
*[[July 2021 social media posts#Please update the CWCki|July 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the CWCki to update on the lyrics to [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]] as they do not match his intended lines.
*[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]] - Chris tells the "Christorians of the CWCki" to "clean up the language on that website," as he had "[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|already made things clear in that statement video]]." He was likely referring to the [[Main Page|front page]] calling him a "[[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]]".
*[[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]] - In his 18 [[March 2024]] video, Chris reads his Equestria Daily community soapbox post from the [[Equestria Daily]] CWCki page, since the Equestria Daily website scrubbed it.
*[[September 2024 social media posts#Book #0 HD progress and CWCki correction|September 2024 social media posts]] - Chris demands the "Freaking CWCki" update to say that [[CWCville]]'s Pokémon professor isn't [[Cole Smithey]] but rather Professor Pine (although Chris claimed in [[April 2019]] otherwise).<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#CWCVille's Pokemon Professor]]</ref>
*[[Cwclight]] - In [[September 2024]], Chris announced a new website venture. The CWCki is mentioned in it; a partial quote reads: "Personally, I applaud the website on archiving all that of me, and on the other hand, I feel really disappointed of it, due to the bunch of [[Affair with Mother|innacurate details]] and [[Chris and sex|NSFW]] and [[Tranny|hate speak]] spewed throughout in places."<ref>[[FAQ, questions frequently asked of me.#CWCKI]]</ref>
*[[November 2024 social media posts#Chris talks about his audience (detractors, fake and misinformed fans)|November 2024 social media posts]] - While reflecting on the toxic elements of his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], Chris said, "while I take my blame for having said too much in clearing away the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page or even the freaking CWCki, that shit with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Walsh]] and whatnot, a share of the blame does reside within specific individuals that are/were among all of you."
*[[December 2024 social media posts#Bumba Lumba|December 2024 social media posts]] - Chris criticized the CWCki's summary of his [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] for Bumba Lumba.
*[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]] - When a donor asked Chris if he ever reads the CWCki, Chris replied with "Only the updates, once in a while. Just to see if y'all actually spotted me out in public."
*[[November 2025 social media posts##NoToPaxil|November 2025 social media posts]]- Chris tells the CWCki to update the year he started speaking again from 7 to 5 years old.
*[[January_2026_social_media_posts#CWCki|January 2026 social media posts]]- Responding to a question, Chris says that if he were to become an editor on the Cwcki, he would also try to become the site's co-owner, rebrand it as [[Cwclight]], and have users to reedit and delete everything that he does not approve.

==See also==
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[CWCki Forums]]

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[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

CWCki

2026-01-12T04:03:14Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* References by Chris */

{{Needs Updating|[[January 2026 social media posts#CWCki]]}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
''This is the article for the wiki about Chris. For more information about the wiki written by Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]''.

[[Image:TypicalCWCkiPage.png|200px|thumb|What happens when CWCki gets [[Stress|STRESSED]].]]
[[Image:Cwcki2009.JPG|200px|thumb|Popularity of the CWCki throughout the years.]]

{{quote|The Cwcki, which was originally created without my prior consent, is a [[Wikipedia]] style website about [[Chris|me]] and [[Sagas|my life details]] to the extent of [[Honest Content|what I've shared, personally, online and in writing]], and even what the "Christorians", [[Weens]] and [[Internet]] [[Trolls]] paparazzied of me without my consent or conscious knowledge at those respective times.|Chris on the CWCki, [[September 2024]]<ref>[[FAQ, questions frequently asked of me.#CWCKI]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Only [[Template:Da update|the updates]], once in a while. Just to see if y'all actually [[Sightings ({{#time:Y}})|spotted me out in public]].|Chris on how often he frequents the CWCki, [[March 2025]]<ref>[[March 2025 livestreams#Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref>}}

The '''CWCki''' (pronounced "quick-ee") was created by [[Cogsdev]], as the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page was getting far too large for people to take. It serves as the Internet's only wiki devoted to [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the infamous [[Autism|autistic]] manchild. As with any wiki, anyone can edit it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).

Until 20 [[December 2019]], the CWCki's motto was '''NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR'''. That motto was [[Talk:Main_Page#Removing "WHERE_NO_SHIT_IS_TOO_MINOR!" tagline|dropped]] in response to a substantial increase in people [[Unholy Quintet|trying]] to influence Chris for attention, being replaced with '''OBSERVE CHRISTORY. DON'T MAKE CHRISTORY.'''

==History==
[[Image:CWCkicopter.JPG|thumb|right|One of the many members of the CWCki team, on the hunt for more information regarding autistic manchildren.]]

=== 110mb era (2008–2010) ===

The CWCki came to life on 110mb, the land of shitty web servers that go down every damn day.
Before the CWCki moved to sonichu.com, it had a history of outages caused by shit servers and counter-trolls. This is a history of the CWCki:
* [[October 2008]]: 110mb shut down all its service for two entire weeks out of nowhere just to move to a different data center.
* 25 [[January 2009]]: The CWCki's MediaWiki incarnation is founded.
* [[August 2009]]: A [[White-Knighting|white knight]] complained to 110mb and everything got shut down. Then a day or two later, it was back up again.
* 13-18 [[September 2009]]: Due to maintenance, 110mb was closed.
* 4 [[January 2010]]: Finally, after the 9001st outage, the CWCki moved to Cogsdev.org.
* 26 [[June 2010]]: cogsdev.110mb.com is terminated from the server it was on.

=== Independent era (2010–2018) ===

* 7 [[November 2010]]: The CWCki moves from Cogsdev.org to Sonichu.com, having obtained the domain name.
* 1 [[March 2016]]: Captcha Service for the CWCki shuts down.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20161004184738/http://blog.areyouahuman.com/goodbye_playthru/</ref>
* 21 [[August 2018]]: Registration for new users is disabled due to abuse from spambots. New accounts are only open to those who contact a CWCki jerkop.

=== 1776 Hosting era (2018–2022) ===

* 2 [[November 2018]]: The CWCki moves to 1776 Hosting, owned by [[Null]] (who also owns the [[Kiwi Farms]] and operates it out of 1776 Hosting).
* 12 [[April 2019]]: The Captcha Service of the CWCki is back!
* 2-12 [[July 2019]]: Due to 1776 Hosting being banned from its original datacenters, the CWCki went down as the servers physically relocated.
* 29 [[June 2021]]- 3 [[July 2021]]: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 30 June) as a result of a DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]].
* 12 [[February 2022]] - 16 February 2022: The CWCki went down for several days (minus a brief return on 13 February) as a result of another DDoS attack against [[Kiwi Farms]] by the same force.
* 22 [[August 2022]]: A harassment campaign against [[Keffals]], and the fallout from it, results in a wave of {{w|denial-of-service attack}}s against the [[Kiwi Farms]], causing the CWCki to go offline.
* [[September 2022]]: {{w|Cloudflare}} ended services with the Kiwi Farms, forcing them to move to {{w|VanwaTech}}; later, the Kiwi Farms suffers a data breach.<ref>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/kiwi-farms-back-online-vanwatech</ref><ref>https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/09/kiwi-farms-has-been-breached-assume-passwords-and-emails-have-been-leaked</ref>

=== Post-1776 Hosting era (2022–present) ===

* 22 [[October 2022]]: Amid the ongoing turmoil with the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki leaves 1776 Hosting after four years and moves to a new host, allowing it to return online after two months offline.<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/random-thoughts-and-questions.48/page-55#post-110445</ref>

==Forum==
{{main|CWCki Forums}}

Originally, the CWCki had a forum called the [[CWCki Forums]], which was frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical.

Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum was hosted on Forumer until 8 November 2012 when it was deleted off Forumer's servers. It had several relief forums until it had a permanent forum.

With Chris's content drying up and other lolcows becoming popular, the CWCki Forums eventually reformed and rebranded into the [[Kiwi Farms]]. However, discussion of Chris continues there to date, and a subforum dedicated to Chris exists as part of the 'Lolcow Cults' section.

==Chris's opinion==
{{quote|With that, I respectfully ask the webmaster of the Unapproved and Detested CWCki to remove ALL PAGES Classified under their "[[Template:People|Christian Weston Chandler's Web Of Life]]" and "[[List of Chris's sweethearts|Sweethearts, heartsweets and gal-pals]]" Categories. I give him until Midnight of Friday March 12, 2010, Eastern Standard Time, for the Webmaster of that CWCki to Remove ALL OF THOSE PAGES, [[Chris and his ego|or there will be trouble upon that Person directly from Me]].|[[Chris]], after discovering the CWCki, 02:03, 11 [[March 2010]] (CET).}}

The CWCki, like everything else on the [[Internet]] that criticizes him or depicts him unfavorably, is something that Chris hates. In the quote above Chris displays large amounts of his [[ego]], and as usual issues a [[death threat]]. Unfortunately for Chris, his demands did not go through. There are two reasons for this. First, his [[Clyde Cash|past track record with serious threats]] suggests that he [[stress|lacks the energy]] to put his ideas into action. Secondly, CWCkians are well aware of the solid legal standing of the website and will not cave to idle threats from autistic manchildren.

In the wee hours of 14 March 2010, Chris updated his blog, taking credit for the alteration of [[The Wallflower]]'s page and demanding that the rest of the pages mentioned earlier follow suit on or before 31 March or there would be trouble. [[Pocket knife|He IS armed]]. However, in true Chris fashion, midnight of 31 March passed with Chris doing absolutely jack shit. As if anyone was surprised.

On 2 April 2010, he tried to fulfill his threat, by making [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|3 minor edits]] under the name of [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]], obviously forgetting that CWCki editors are not ''entirely'' unaware of Chris's recent favorites in video game field. His edits were reverted immediately and his user and user talk pages were bombarded with negative comments. The edits so far were mostly done to glorify him, and are not exactly the kind of hard-hitting bombastic protest CWCkians were expecting based on [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Chris's previous assault on ED]]. It appears that this profoundly lame attack of his had bigger impact on him, because in 19 April 2010, he set up an article in CWCipedia to [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=The_Christian_Truth list his revised truths].
{{quote|Because the Trolls and ALL such [[Chris and hypocrisy|Pig-Headed, Closed-Minded Idiots]] REFUSE to let me TELL them the Truth on THEIR websites with My Own Past Edits they have Undone, HERE is Where I Correct Some to Most of Their Pages filled with Half-Truths, Exaggerations and Lies.|Chris, glorious edit-warrior, having just suffered an epic defeat in the hands of an unjust wiki [[Manajerks|administration]].}}

Chris's only response to the CWCki in this form was the article he made for the CWCipedia named [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]]. In it, Chris supposedly "set the record straight" about all the women in his life listed on the CWCki who we had supposedly gotten our facts wrong about, telling us what actually happened, (because we all know that Chris is far less biased than the CWCki when it comes to the subject of his own life). Naturally, he listed [[Ivy|several]] [[PandaHalo|women]] on there who were actually confirmed trolls working for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|people who run this very site]], thus proving that Chris's "truths" and "corrections" were really [[lies]] and mistakes all along.

Chris would later come back to the CWCki under the name [[JenkinsJinkies]], a poor [[disguises|disguise]] that fooled no-one, but one which the administrators played along with for a laugh. After a few more minor [[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki|edits]], Chris eventually left the site again, as the administrators had fooled him into thinking he had been noticed by the higher-ups and let into the secret inner circle of the [[Trollin Train|trolling cabal]]. This is what eventually led to the [[The MovingFoward videos|PS3 destruction videos]].

Following the [[28 October 2011|October 2011 Michael Snyder Bash-smash-ween]], Chris showed up as [[User:Christianchandler|Christianchandler]] to upload photographs of Snyder and The GAMe PLACe, and to accuse Snyder of being '''fat''', child-molesting and "slender" (bolding and sarcasm quotes his).
As evidenced by a Facebook post of his, Chris seems to have come to understand that the CWCki exists purely to document information that is gathered about him, and plays no direct role in the trolling he experiences. He seems to have diverted his hatred to 4chan and 888chan, for reasons that remain unclear. He most likely is also thankful that his [[Scrapbook of Fail]] has survived in digital form after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]. That was, until [[January 2015]], when Chris posted a long tirade on Facebook, criticizing people who "haze" him on ED and the CWCki. Chris also stated on Facebook in [[December 2016]] that while the CWCki spreads the popularity of Sonichu, it apparently still defaces him in mal-mannered ways.

Since [[2017]], Chris has taken a less harsh stance on the CWCki. In multiple instances on social media, he has used several CWCki articles as references, including the [[Son-chu]], [[Manchester High]], and the [[The End Games]] articles. However, in [[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|a tweet]] from [[June 2019]], he demanded that the "Sonichu.com" domain name be changed to "CWCki.com" so he could use it for his own website.

{{quote|AND, I’ve even tried looking on the Cwcki for the Tweet sets as well; They do not have them on there, or they are very difficult to find. [...] WHY was all of this NOT on the Freaking CWCKI?!!!!!!!!!|Chris on using the CWCki for research on his script for the [[Goochland Library Sermon]].<ref name=octplace>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion]]</ref>}}

==References by Chris==
* [[Wallflower E-mails 3]] - Chris is made aware of the CWCki's existence by his [[gal pal]] who discovered the site and assumed it was created by Chris.
* [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)]] - After seeing how well the CWCki documented all of his past relationships with women, Chris created this page to share [[Chris and reality|his side of the story]].
* [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]] - [[JenkinsJinkies]] pledges allegiance to [[Clyde Cash]] and the CWCki.
* [[Jackie Chat 1]] - Chris and [[Jackie]] have a fairly lengthy discussion about the CWCki. Chris gives her specific examples of inaccuracies and how he thinks the CWCki "slanders" him, how the CWCki's front page parodied elements from his [[CWCipedia]], and she informs him that his assumption that the CWCki was created ''after'' the CWCipedia is not true.
* [[Jackie E-mails 15]] - Jackie confronts Chris about his spending habits on [[video games]] after seeing his purchase history information on the CWCki. Chris replies the next day, he complains that he will have to change the password on his RewardZone account, and the rest of the email is mostly about his thoughts for "[[TrollBusters|Troll Awareness and Cyber-Bully Self-Protection]]."
* [[Jackie Chat 2]] - Jackie asks Chris about Best Buy and Samantha, to which Chris tells her that he already told her about it in his [[Jackie E-mails 15|previous email responding to her question of what she saw on the CWCki]].
* [[Jackie Chat 4]] - Chris tells Jackie that he prays that [[McDonald's]] "does not give the dang Cwcki a look" when they perform a background check on him.
* [[Jackie Chat 5]] - Chris briefly mentions the CWCki when recalling going to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] and using his [[Attraction Sign]].
* [[Jackie Chat 6]] - Chris tells Jackie that he's surprised "the trolls" didn't catch that he was also impersonating [[Liquid Chris]] in one of his [[100 2270|his recent videos]], due to it not being included on the CWCki's Da Update (written by [[Champthom]]), which read: "Chris uploads a [[100 2267|video]] where he impersonates [[Clyde Cash]], then [[100 2270|goes on]] to impersonate [[Alec Benson Leary]] [[100 2269|and]] The Beatles." Chris also asks Jackie if she has read about [[Mimms]] on the CWCki, and he tells her about him, explaining that he just wants to "punch his lights out."
* [[Jackie Chat 9]] - Jackie asks Chris "what is this "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty crapped briefs]]" thing i've read about on the cwcki?" They discuss the matter and Chris literally shits himself.
* [[Jackie E-mails 24]] - Chris laments to Jackie about trolls stalking him due to the CWCki's [[Template:PSNTracker|"PSNTracker" template]], and expresses his desire for the CWCki to be "GONE, DELETED, WIPED OFF from the face of the Internet and the World FOREVER, never to be revived, recreated or reuploaded again ever" as his [[Christmas]] wish.
* [[LittleBigPlanet]] - In [[February 2011]], Chris posted a quote on his LittleBigPlanet profile and demanded that it be added to the CWCki's front page.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140702052200/http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs</ref>
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] - In [[July 2011]], Chris warn his [[Tomgirl|gal-pals]] against the danger of CWCki and internet bullies
* [[Calling Out]] - In [[August 2011]], Chris demands two trolls to remove their contributions or suffer the consequences.
* [[Victory Rockout]] - Chris states (read: yells incoherently) that the CWCki is a "damn lie" and to never trust it. Apparently, if you wish to ask questions, [[Mailbag|ask him personally]] and he will answer with honesty.
* [[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! >8D|Facebook, 28 April 2012]] - in which Chris discovered the CWCki forum (link to it is admittedly hard to find on the main page, as you ''actually need to scroll down'') and launched a dastardly misinformation campaign of epic proportions. And it totally worked, according to Chris anyway!
* [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]] - Along with many other things, Chris blames [[Megan]] for the creation of the CWCki.
* [[January 2014 Facebook Posts]] - Mentions the CWCki along with [[4chan]].
* [[June 2014]] - Chris tries to sell his [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing‎]] on [[eBay]]. He also told everyone to spend money on it instead of donating to the CWCki.
*[[January 2015 Facebook posts#He Hasn't Forgotten Us!|January 2015 Facebook posts]] - Chris gets mad at the CWCki and ED for "hazing" him.
*[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Take down the CWCki, or Not to take down the CWCki|December 2016 Facebook posts]] - After carefully considering the matter, Chris concludes that the CWCki should be taken down.
* [[March 2017 Facebook Posts]] - Read the article on [[Son-Chu]], then set the record straight on his inspiration for it. He also posted a screenshot of the article to Facebook.
*[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] - Mentioned how [[The Classic]] is a Ralph Lauren shirt and tells viewers to put "that into your Cwcki".
*[[May 2018 social media posts]] - In response to a user who told him to calm down, warning him that otherwise "CWCiki is going to have a field day with this one", Chris wrote back "YOUR MOM IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH YOUR [[duck|LIMP DICK]]!"
*[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris wants to reconcile with Manchester High and the Cwcki's domain|June 2019 social media posts]] - In his tweet searching for forgiveness after his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], Chris digresses into whining how the CWCki owns the Sonichu.com domain and wishes that it remains reserved for him until he relaunches his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]]. Also included is a screenshot from the Manchester High article.
*[[The Place chats (December 2019)]] - Replying to a user who commented that the CWCki has a list of [[dimensions]] Chris believes in, albeit being sparse in details, Chris replied, "'''Eye Twitching'''".
*[[January 2020 social media posts]] - Chris tweeted a screenshot of [[The End Games]] article while ranting about their lack of "inclusivity".
*[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls|June 2020 social media posts]] - Chris, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|while roleplaying as Sonichu]], mentions the CWCki in a rant about the [[trolls]].
*[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Praetor Arrives, Chris Writes his Sermon, More Bible Discussion|The Place chats (October 2020)]] - Chris refers to the CWCki for researching his script for the [[Goochland Library Sermon]] but is disappointed to find that some of his tweet sets on the [[Merge]] were either missing or difficult to find.
*[[June 2021 social media posts#Young Chris|June 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the 'Christorians' that they're free to chronicle a bizarre series of tweets where he [[Spirit possession#Younger Chris|roleplays as his pre-name change self]].
*[[July 2021 social media posts#Please update the CWCki|July 2021 social media posts]] - Chris tells the CWCki to update on the lyrics to [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]] as they do not match his intended lines.
*[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]] - Chris tells the "Christorians of the CWCki" to "clean up the language on that website," as he had "[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|already made things clear in that statement video]]." He was likely referring to the [[Main Page|front page]] calling him a "[[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]]".
*[[Telling It To All of You, and the Hasbro Executives and Staff]] - In his 18 [[March 2024]] video, Chris reads his Equestria Daily community soapbox post from the [[Equestria Daily]] CWCki page, since the Equestria Daily website scrubbed it.
*[[September 2024 social media posts#Book #0 HD progress and CWCki correction|September 2024 social media posts]] - Chris demands the "Freaking CWCki" update to say that [[CWCville]]'s Pokémon professor isn't [[Cole Smithey]] but rather Professor Pine (although Chris claimed in [[April 2019]] otherwise).<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#CWCVille's Pokemon Professor]]</ref>
*[[Cwclight]] - In [[September 2024]], Chris announced a new website venture. The CWCki is mentioned in it; a partial quote reads: "Personally, I applaud the website on archiving all that of me, and on the other hand, I feel really disappointed of it, due to the bunch of [[Affair with Mother|innacurate details]] and [[Chris and sex|NSFW]] and [[Tranny|hate speak]] spewed throughout in places."<ref>[[FAQ, questions frequently asked of me.#CWCKI]]</ref>
*[[November 2024 social media posts#Chris talks about his audience (detractors, fake and misinformed fans)|November 2024 social media posts]] - While reflecting on the toxic elements of his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], Chris said, "while I take my blame for having said too much in clearing away the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page or even the freaking CWCki, that shit with [[Mary Lee Walsh|Walsh]] and whatnot, a share of the blame does reside within specific individuals that are/were among all of you."
*[[December 2024 social media posts#Bumba Lumba|December 2024 social media posts]] - Chris criticized the CWCki's summary of his [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] for Bumba Lumba.
*[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]] - When a donor asked Chris if he ever reads the CWCki, Chris replied with "Only the updates, once in a while. Just to see if y'all actually spotted me out in public."
*[[November 2025 social media posts##NoToPaxil|November 2025 social media posts]]- Chris tells the CWCki to update the year he started speaking again from 7 to 5 years old.
*[[January_2026_social_media_posts#CWCki|January 2026 social media posts]]- Responding to a question, Chris says that if he were to become an editor on the Cwcki, he would also try to become the site's co-owner, rebrand it as [[Cwclight]], and have users to reedit and delete everything that he does not approve.

==See also==
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[List of Chris's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[CWCki Forums]]

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Carpetbaggers

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'''Carpetbaggers''' are people who exploit Chris's own infamy for personal gain, typically for money. [[Trolls]] of years past sometimes acted this out in order to rile up Chris, such as [[Liquid Chris]], [[Jimmy Hill]], and [[Jeff Ouzuo]], though this was all part of their act, and no attempts at making a business out of it actually occurred. Several Chris orbiters in the late [[2010]]s and [[2020]]s have actually done so for business purposes. In a few cases, carpetbaggers have sought out Chris to collaborate with him.

==Types of Carpetbaggers==

===Financial Exploiters===
'''Financial Exploiters''' are people who profit off of Chris monetarily.

===Clout Chasers===
'''Clout Chasers''' are people who exploit Chris's infamy for personal gain, usually by creating, propagating, or being actively involved in drama, in order to receive attention to promote their platform. In many cases, this involves creating rumors or actively involving themselves in Chris's life when being associated with him causes an outrage.

==Examples==
===Financial Exploiters===
====Dillin Thomas====
[[Dillin Thomas]] is a YouTuber who formerly covered Chris. On 2 [[February 2020]], he began selling a "Sonichu and Rosechu Valentines Day" shirt on Teespring, featuring art his girlfriend Taylor had drawn of Sonichu and Rosechu.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210802031401/https://twitter.com/MerloTart/status/1422032803424727046</ref> When Dillin promoted the shirt on Twitter, Chris replied, expressing interest in one of them.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts#Sonichu and Rosechu shirt]]</ref>

In the wake of the [[Affair with Mother]], Chris was arrested at [[Regency Inn Richmond]] while wearing the shirt. Dillin decided to further capitalize on this by relisting the shirt on Redbubble with the title "Chris Chan Arrest Shirt".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210802031723/https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Chris-Chan-Arrest-Shirt-by-DillinThomasDHT/84254092.WFLAH</ref>

====Geno Samuel====
[[File:Geno Samuel - YT - Chris copyright removal request.jpg|thumb|200px|YouTube takes down Geno's ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' after Chris filed a copyright claim over its use of his ''[[Sonichu 0]]'' art.]]
In [[2018]], [[Geno Samuel]] began producing ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'', a video series on YouTube. When Geno submitted his YouTube channel for monetization review, YouTube instead terminated his account over the clips of bullying within the series.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bpe1lz/comment/enu9fug/ ([https://archive.fo/MBe3t archive])</ref> Geno set up another channel to continue the series.

Although Geno claimed in [[2023]], while advertising other video projects, that he would be preparing for a "post-CWC timeline,"<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ/community?lb=Ugkx1NS-4BZN8YLim5ATFO2M6WDj1qzPHZ5P ([https://archive.fo/hBQKJ archive])</ref> he instead doubled down. Later that year, Geno began selling items based on Chris's infamy without his approval. These include knockoff ''Sonichu'' [[medallions]] and a shirt with "WANT WOMAN!" printed on it (a reference to Chris's infamous outfit at [[Fridays After Five]]). Geno did not compensate Chris over using his ''Sonichu'' character.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18i2bgw/chris_responds_to_a_customer_buying_genos/kodn5gj/ ([https://archive.fo/fhEOZ archive])</ref>

In response to seeing the items, Chris posted a tweet criticizing the medallions,<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#Criticizing Geno's medallion product]]</ref> and he also posted a YouTube comment requesting Geno cease selling the shirt.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Geno selling Want Woman shirt]]</ref>

In [[April 2025]], Geno began uploading his version of a ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' onto YouTube, which used artwork taken from Chris's comics, and was monetized through Geno's Patreon.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/@genosamuel2.1/community ([https://archive.fo/QY9js archive])</ref> In response, Chris filed a [[copyright]] claim to YouTube over the intro and two episodes so far, which used ''[[Sonichu 0]]''. YouTube then took down the videos and placed a copyright strike on Geno's channel.<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Termination of Sonichu: The Animated Series]]</ref>

====Kenneth Engelhardt====
In [[2022]], [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] wanted to collaborate with Chris on a ''Sonichu''-themed business project during the [[Jail Saga]]. Kenneth envisioned it as an "extended universe" of ''Sonichu''.<ref>[[The Sonichu Project]]</ref>

Upon learning of Chris's scheme to try to pay off [[Barbara Chandler]] to move out of [[14 Branchland Court]], among other disturbing comments, a disgusted Kenneth wrote Chris to inform him that he was planning to kick Chris out of the project. Kenneth told Chris that the project would be run by himself, [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Egg-man]], by their agreement, and that Sonichu and Rosechu would be "broken down and recreated from scratch."<ref>[[Excommunication letter]]</ref>

Chris ignored Kenneth and stopped responding to his letters. Kenneth has apparently since abandoned his plans.

====Luke====
{{Main|The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip}}
In [[2020]], Luke mailed a large box of random items to Chris - which included things with relevance to Chris like video games. Luke paid Chris to autograph each item. On 8 October, Chris drove to Pennsylvania and dropped off the package at Luke's house.<ref>[[The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip]]</ref> Luke then listed the items on Mercari as the storefront "CWCStore", but deceptively claimed that the items had belonged to Chris or his family members.<ref>https://archive.ph/ipaiV</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/DRQFv</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/0nb2M</ref>

====Null====
{{main|Kiwi Farms silver coin}}

Null has had multiple conflicts of interest between his communications with Chris and his ownership of the [[CWCki Forums]]/[[Kiwi Farms]] gossip communities.

In [[May 2013]], after the [[2013 Facebook leak]], Null emailed Chris to both inform him of the leak and attempt to manipulate him into registering an account on CWCki Forums.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Null)#Attempt to Convince Chris to Join]]</ref>

From [[2018]] to [[2021]], Null sporadically acted as a manager of Chris. Despite Null being aware of the conflict of interest between that role and his ownership of Kiwi Farms,<ref name=conflict>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's Therapist]]</ref> he took actions which used Chris's infamy to drive engagement on the forum. These include creating threads to post some of his DMs with Chris<ref name=conflict></ref> and to discuss [[The Create Unknown]]'s interview<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Create Unknown Interview]]</ref> (which Null had advised Chris to accept).<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]]</ref> This culminated in Null asking Chris about using his likeness in the [[Kiwi Farms silver coin]]s,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris's Permission for Coin Merch]]</ref> meant to raise money for the forum. While Null claimed he would compensate Chris, he later chose to block Chris over an unrelated matter,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris Stole $750 From Barbara]]</ref> and it is unclear whether Null followed through with compensation.

====Praetor====
In [[September 2020]], a group lead by [[Caden Peck]], named [[Praetor]], met with Chris and arranged a business partnership with him.<ref>[[The Place chats (September 2020)#The "New Associates" (and Helena Hate)]]</ref> Praetor's first item put up for sale on the group's shop [[OfficialCWCmart]] was a Sonichu-style [[medallion]]. The medallions were produced by Praetor, who paid Chris a royalty for the usage of his ''Sonichu'' character.<ref>[[Praetor#Royalty payment]]</ref>

OfficialCWCmart later expanded to other offerings, some produced by Praetor, and some by Chris.

In mid-[[2023]], Caden was involved with financing the [[Big Island, VA]] house. Chris currently lives in it and pays rent.

Chris and Praetor's partnership remains active as of [[2025]].

====ProjectSNT====
In 2018 and 2019, [[ProjectSNT]] exploited Chris's infamy by promoting projects on redesigning Chris's characters through [[Patreon]].

====Rex Rowan Nabours III====
In [[January 2012]], Rex's band released [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]], which covered [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Despite using Chris's music and audio clips from him, Rex did not attempt to seek Chris's permission and did not compensate him.

====Sonichu Solutions====
[[File:Sonichu Solutions.jpg|thumb|150px]]

At the [[June 2024]] Fan Expo Dallas, a booth named "Sonichu Solutions" was set up. According to a customer, the owners of the booth were not affiliated with Chris.<ref>https://x.com/BitchAssBowie/status/1799594576405282826 ([https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Dx6me archive])</ref> The owners copied from Chris's Sonichu design and offered knockoffs of his [[medallions]]. Further, they also sold printed-out copies of Chris's [[OfficialCWCmart Jail Art|jail art]] for $15 a piece.<ref>[[:File:Jail Art - 05Jun22 - An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021.jpg]]</ref>
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====Winfield Winfield====
[[File:Cro-magnon_looking_ween.png|thumb]]
'''Dylon James Winfield''', also known as '''Winfield Winfield''' (born 21 April 1992 - 7 December 2025), was a self-published horror novel author, intending his debut novel ''Cult of the Eclipse'' to be the first in a series. Dylan seemed to have found promoting his book by spamming Reddit and Twitter ineffective, so in [[June 2021]] he hit upon the idea of requesting Chris do a video review of his book. Although Chris agreed,<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Interdimensional travels]]</ref> the review did not come to pass, particularly due to the subsequent [[incest]] revelations and [[Jail Saga]].

Undeterred, on 6 [[September 2021]], Dylan traveled to [[Ruckersville]], where he trespassed at the yard of [[14 Branchland Court]] while [[Yard Tour (2021)|taking photos and recording video of its neglected state]]. During his video commentary, he advertised his book. The following day, he uploaded the video and messaged [[GiBi]] on Twitter. This resulted in his exposure and doxing on the [[Kiwi Farms]], and several people calling him out on his clout-chasing attempts, after which he deleted his video within an hour, suggesting he was following the thread. [[Autism|Why]], then, he didn't know better is a mystery.

He passed away on 7 [[December 2025]] due to complications stemming from his diabetes.<ref>https://beavercountyradio.com/obituaries/dylon-james-winfield-1992-2025/</ref>

===Clout Chasers===

====[[Ben Saint]]====
Known for exploiting Chris's belief in alternate dimensions by using his [[OC]] [[Night Star]] and creating comics featuring her to create a "Slime Saga," by [[September 2019]], Ben had uploaded to his Patreon scans of his comic. The Patreon account was used for Ben's projects in general (his non-CWC content was behind a paywall, whereas his Night Star comics were free to view).<ref>[[The Place chats - Ben Saint#29-30 September 2019]]</ref>

====[[Bryanfrogboy]]====
In [[February 2018]], Bryan announced a Redbubble shop selling items with art based on his ''Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic'' and also Chris's own art. Chris tweeted in approval.<ref>[[Bryanfrogboy Chats#Announcing store opening]]</ref>
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File:Bryanfrogboy merch 1.jpg|From Redbubble, with Bryan's art of Chris
File:Bryanfrogboy merch 2.png|From Redbubble, with Chris's art
File:Bryan carpetbagging.png
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====[[DoopieDoOver]]====
DoopieDoOver was a voice actress who had gained Chris's attention. Instead of just ignoring him, she decided to profit off of Chris's infamy by going onto Kiwi Farms, creating a personal army against Chris.

====Edmund McMillen====
{{quote|Honestly the Chris Chan card… it was a high point for me in the Kickstarter and I loved the card she did… :(|Edmund, answering a fan's question on which ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'' card he is proudest.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220209065551/https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1491303541197410306</ref>}}
[[File:Edmundo.jpg|thumb|"I've been a fan of Chris for a very long time."]]

{{w|Edmund McMillen}}, a game developer behind titles such as ''Super Meat Boy'', ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'', ''Tapeworm'', and ''Mewgenics'', sought to collaborate with Chris and include his artwork within ''Isaac'' and ''Mewgenics''.

He and Chris mutually follow each other on [[Twitter]] (as of [[August 2025]]), and he has also referenced Chris while promoting other projects. In [[May 2020]], he held livestreams regarding his upcoming card game ''Tapeworm'', and within the background, a framed photograph of Chris can be seen.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORLjh-WSl8</ref> On one of the streams from 19 May, he displayed a [[medallion]] he had bought from Chris and answered a fan's question on his favorite saga, saying he didn't know but that it was probably the beginning stuff where Chris was making comics and challenging the world over them.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4y-bbnYqZ8</ref>

Edmund commissioned Chris to create artwork for a card in ''The Binding of Isaac: Four Souls'', which was revealed on 17 [[June 2021]].<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Edmund McMillen]]</ref> It was then cancelled after Chris's [[incest]] scandal came to light,<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/isaacfoursouls/the-binding-of-isaac-4-souls-requiem/posts/3254814</ref> although three years later, Edmund again expressed interest in releasing the card.<ref>https://x.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1776483051301965827 ([https://archive.fo/BlAAg archive])</ref>

According to Edmund, Chris kept in contact and sent him many letters from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]].<ref>https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1757568134851260670 ([https://archive.fo/u1SVv archive])</ref> None of these letters have been released. He also received [[Jail Letter Gifts]] from Chris.<ref>https://www.tiktok.com/@edmundmcmillen/video/7271001333958905134</ref>

Edmund personally gifted Chris a physical copy of ''The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+'' for the Nintendo Switch, and he played the game during a livestream in [[February 2024]].<ref>[[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]]</ref> Chris also owns ''Super Meat Boy'' and ''Super Meat Boy Forever'' on his Switch,<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#Stream Poll]]</ref> but it's uncertain whether or not they were also personally gifted to him.

On 31 [[July 2025]], Edmund debuted his ''Mewgenics'' comic at the Gen Pop convention.<ref>https://x.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1950945993463079204 ([https://archive.fo/xIwb9 archive])</ref> A few days later, a fan noticed that Chris had collaborated on the comic and uploaded a photo of the page online.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1mgvw1c/new_chris_art_in_mewgenics_comic/ ([https://archive.fo/9fXjr archive])</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:Tainted Isaac Card.jpg|Chris's art for ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'' (cancelled).
File:Edmund McMillen Mewgenics comic, Chris art.jpeg|Chris's art for ''Mewgenics''.
File:Official Mewgenics art.png|Official art for ''Mewgenics'', referencing the cover of [[Sonichu 0]].
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====Ethan Ralph====
After the fallout of the [[incest]] revelations, Ethan Ralph jumped on the opportunity to exploit Chris for views. Ethan, who had a history of vitriolic feelings towards [[Null]], sought to interview Chris, in particular about Null.<ref>https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421892854973091848 [https://archive.fo/gZ6MZ (archive)]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421893664108949508 ([https://archive.fo/Q7Aft archive])</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421896486359547905 [https://archive.fo/PSUuX (archive)]</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1421905699391614982 [https://archive.fo/DwR5v (archive)]</ref>

When Chris was located at [[Regency Inn Richmond]], Ethan livestreamed himself driving to the motel in search of him, knocking on every door on the second floor and [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordering pizza]] in a failed attempt to lure Chris out. After being kicked from the motel premises for loitering, Ethan soon returned upon being notified that police were in the area and filmed [[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest]], all the while screaming comments and questions at Chris.

It should also be noted that Ethan goes the extra mile by attempting to sell t-shirts with Chris's likeness on it in his online store,<ref>https://shop.theralphretort.com/the-moment-chris-chan ([https://archive.fo/tCf0U archive])</ref> without the latter's knowledge or permission, with no plans to compensate Chris for any sales made.

====[[Keffals]]====
'''Keffals''', after getting involved in large-scale drama with Kiwi Farms, had decided to interact with Chris by being in an interview with him. She had also created a Patreon tier with a "Christory Tax", offering to release the unedited interview for a hundred thousand dollars.

====[[MKRNightVee]]====

====[[Naught]]====

====[[Spooky Bones]]====
{{quote|[Hurtful Truth Level]'s well being will definitely not be served by disrespecting me by ignoring me like I'm a nobody
[[Ego|I'm not a nobody]]|Spooky after a CWCki Jerkop was concerned about Hurtful's well-being.<ref>[[User:PsychoNerd054/DMs with Spooky#Spooky's True Colors]]</ref>}}

Spooky Bones, also known by her persona Regina George, led the investigations of [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] and created the OP of the original Kiwi Farms megathread on her. However, as the drama was starting to ignite, and much of Bella's personal life was being dug into by the Mean Girls, the group that Spooky led, Bella left the Internet. Spooky, primarily motivated by the attention and recognition she received from the megathread, then went after other Chris orbiters with even the loosest connections to Bella.

====[[The WCT]]====

====[[Xela]]====
Xela is a ween who tried to uncover many different aspects of Modern Christory, such as Flutter's identity and role, as well as Praetor's current work. In the process, he stirred up drama by creating a rumor that Chris and Flutter were going to have a baby.

==Arguments against carpetbagging==

Like the rest of the [[Unholy Quintet]], there are plenty of good reasons to not become a carpetbagger.

===Associating yourself with Chris is never a good idea===

Chris has an infamous reputation, cultivated through years of bad behavior both online and offline. Most notably, he committed a sex crime by engaging in [[incest]] with [[Barb|his mother]]. Even though the charges were dropped by the state of Virginia, the knowledge of Chris's actions will never fade from public consciousness. If you connect yourself to Chris, that will be the first thing many people think of whenever they hear your name.

Having your name attached to Christory is a terrible idea by itself, but to do so on a large scale that millions of people will notice is even worse.

===You will be actively selling bootleg merchandise===

[[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] has always been a ripoff of [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]], two copyrighted characters owned by major video game companies. [[Nintendo]] in particular is known to harshly defend their copyrights, ordering the takedown of many fan projects under threat of legal action. Chris has managed to sail under their radar for years, not because they are unaware of him, but likely because they have concluded he is just a strange, overzealous fan. Unlike with fan-created games, there is no chance of Sonichu being mistaken for a genuine Sega or Nintendo product. For now, they see Chris's creations as posing no serious threat to their brands and thus simply not worth the hassle of dealing with through legal channels. However, that could always change, especially if enough people start producing their own Sonichu junk, so why take the risk of getting stuck with a bunch of crappy merchandise you're no longer allowed to sell? Besides, anything that wasn't made by Chris himself is not "TRUE and HONEST" Sonichu merchandise. The only reason most Chris followers would even want something like a medallion is because it came from Chris himself.

Chris himself has already filed a [[:File:Geno Samuel - YT - Chris copyright removal request.jpg|copyright removal request]] against Geno Samuel's YouTube channel over his ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', which used Chris's artwork, resulting in the videos being taken down and Geno's channel receiving a copyright strike.

===Technically you will be leeching money from Chris===

As sad as it is, [[OfficialCWCmart|Chris's Etsy store]] is probably the closest he can ever get to [[Chris and work|earning income]] on his own. By making and selling unofficial Sonichu merchandise, you're depriving Chris of some of that money, and thus making it harder for him to do what people have always told him he should do (earn a living for himself and stop [[Monthly tugboat|leeching off government programs]]).

===The negative attention you will receive makes it not worth it===

Historically, Chris has always attracted the [[Idea Guys|worst]] [[Jacob Sockness|kinds of]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|people]], and that negative attention extends to anyone who becomes even tangentially involved with him. [[Geno]]'s [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|documentary series]] is beloved by many Christorians, and even he received plenty of harsh criticism when he began selling his own line of Sonichu medallions and other Chris merchandise. Should Chris ever mention you, it could lead to you getting [[Dox|doxed]] by [[weens]], your face being posted on the [[CWCki]] for everyone to see, possibly even a [[Kiwi Farms]] thread. There are far better ways to eke out a few extra dollars online, which don't involve painting a Chris-shaped target on yourself.

===You risk fucking up the public understanding of Christory===
By profiting off of Chris's story without giving a care about accuracy, and profiting off of what sounds nice, you risk creating mass confusion amongst the CWCSphere. Spooky Bones, noting how much attention the drama surrounding Chris's affair with his mother was receiving, decided to come up with as many juicy stories as she could surrounding the people that were involved when this was uncovered, only to then create a flurry of misconceptions and false views amongst the public.

People later seemed to have caught onto people potentially repeating what Spooky did, and have since then become far more careful about taking juicy information about Chris Chan they see online. This is evidenced by the incident surrounding Xela spreading the rumor about Chris impregnating Flutter, hoping that propagating the story would help draw more answers about Flutter's identity. Though this story initially caught traction, people became skeptical of it a week later, and only brought negative attention onto Xela.

{{References}}
{{Unholy}}
[[Category:Trolling]]

December 2025 social media posts

2025-12-04T03:24:56Z

Larry the Larryhog:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[December 2025]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Ruckersville==
1 December 
1:02 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Tokyo @otokyo__|NAME one [''posts image with text "NAME A CITY WITHOUT LETTER 'O'"'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Ruckersville}}

==Increased content schedule==
1 December 
10:10 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.
{{quotebox|With the now set premiere date of the Movie Copilation video, I 've decided to spoon feed the shorts, both subtitled and not-subtitled. And this works in good timing of the premiere date. So, enjoy this limited time increased content schedule like a 4:00 block of cartoons. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|That being said, every Prime has their origin, and dam do we need time to find ourselves and get ourselves together.

[''Posts link to [[Movies Intro plus CC-82 Outtake Movie Plus Subtitles]].'']}}

On the Twitter version, Chris posted a link to [[Movies Intro plus CC-82 Outtake Movie]] and included a gif from the TV series ''TaleSpin''.

==Toy Story quote==
2 December 
6:16 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Mario + Minion Dude @mariominiondude|If you've seen this movie, prove by quoting it.

[''posts ''Toy Story'' movie poster'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|To Infinity and Beyond!}}

==Friendship==
2 December 
6:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|⚡️💙⚡️ Also, to let you all know, when I record the watch-along at the premiere, it will be similar to what #[[DrWolf]] and company and others did in their commentary videos. So, you can get your (screen) name in the video;..

<nowiki>youtu.be/t9D0-5qKLgk?si=Z2VIJsjMsDv5Kqiy</nowiki> }}

{{quotebox|...please, keep all comments SFW and civil, or I will censor the comment(s) with a white bar.

I will admit, I feel a bit jealous of the years of friendship the group has and how close they are, yet I do applaud them for their friendship strength and magic.

The longest...}}

{{quotebox|...actual, close as possible friendship (group) I had, to date, was [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Nicole Hammer]] Spicer (Rosechu); childhood to 1992; almost one decade. And she was the first one to troll and bully me; long before anyone online.}}

{{quotebox|So, Yay. "[[Blanca Weiss]]" was Not the first, nor was [[Joshua Martinez]].

In the ending credits, I list inspirational people; this group of Brony Analysts are in there, and even [[Ben Saint|@ItsAllSoUgly]]; bottom of the list.}}

{{quotebox|But, I definitely digress. Blathers hit the nail on the head with that catchphrase.

Main point:
SFW and civil comments in the Premiere Stream, and your name ...will be in there, though the final commentary video will be edited and trimmed down.

I thank you all for your support.}}

{{collapsible|Bluesky version (slightly different)|
{{quotebox|Also, to let you all know, when I record the watch-along at the premiere, it will be similar to what #DrWolf and company and others did in their commentary videos. So, you can get your (screen) name in the video;...

<nowiki>youtu.be/t9D0-5qKLgk?si=Z2VIJsjMsDv5Kqiy</nowiki>}}

{{quotebox|...please, keep all comments SFW and civil, or I will censor the comment(s) with a white bar.

I will admit, I feel a bit jealous of the years of friendship the group has and how close they are, yet I do applaud them for their friendship strength and magic.

The longest actual, close as...}}

{{quotebox|...possible friendship (group) I had, to date, was Sarah Nicole Hammer Spicer (Rosechu); childhood to 1992; almost one decade. And she was the first one to troll and bully me; long before anyone online. So, Yay. "Blanca Weiss" was Not the first, nor was Joshua Martinez.}}

{{quotebox|In the ending credits, I list inspirational people; this group of Brony Analysts are in there, and even #PhantomHorn; bottom of the list.

But, I definitely digress. Blathers hit the nail on the head with that catchphrase.

Main point:
SFW and civil comments in the Premiere Stream, and your name...}}

{{quotebox|...will be in there, though the final commentary video will be edited and trimmed down.

I thank you all for your kindness and support.}}
}}

==Wariness of making new friends==
3 December 
4:49 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|[''replying to [[December_2025_social_media_posts#Friendship|the previous post]]'']
Chris Chan, if you feel like it, I'd like to be your friend and accompany you. My condition is that I don't appear in the [[CWCKI]] story, wikis, or fandoms, please.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I appreciate the kind offer, but I also understand the risks. Not to mention that I am well aware that I have a harder time sensing intentions from someone online, as opposed to those I meet in person. I know I am prone to being trolled like #JasperPie pretty much anywhere.}}

{{quotebox|Therefore, any new friendships I make will have to be face-to-face, in person, first and foremost, so I can get a better sense of their intentions. I am working on doing better to avoid being trolled ever again.

I am good, for now, anyway.}}

{{quotebox|I do not know everything, but my intuition guides me on the Light Powered path I am meant to be on. I will admit that I can do better with my Body's consciousness to analyze more and think things more in detail. It's tough for an autistic individual, a lot of the time.}}

{{quotebox|I wish my upbringing was better, but it is what it is. And I wish I could have been able to kept the friendships that meant a lot to me over the years, but to each their own respective paths, as I, mine.

And I am grateful for what kindness I can get, but even I know the vibe I gave off and...}}

{{quotebox|...still do, at least somewhat. I am not a fan of this vibe. Though, even those of the Brony Analysys group, as well as a Lot of other individuals, are weird, period, rather less, more or equal.}}

{{quotebox|If Everyone realized and accepted how weird they are and not judge themselves and force bad judgment on others, then perhaps this world, at least the 1218 half, would be better. Certain extreme aspects, I feel, are really too cringe, I admit. Just a thought.
⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{Social media}}

Emergency Protective Order

2025-11-18T21:03:21Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Snippet of EPO against Chris */

[[File:EPO snippet.png|thumb|200px|A snippet of an Emergency Protective Order against Chris, in favor of his [[mother]], following their [[incest]].]]

An '''Emergency Protective Order (EPO)''' is a legal document issued by a judge. Its purpose is to protect alleged victims from "an act of violence, force, or threat." Either the alleged victim or a law enforcement officer may request one. EPOs are temporary and set to expire.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title19.2/chapter9.1/section19.2-152.8/</ref>

In [[July 2021]], an EPO was served against Chris following the leaks of the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]], in which he had bragged about having [[Affair with Mother|sex with his mother]] [[Barbara Chandler]]. The EPO ordered Chris to stay away from Barbara, the "allegedly abused person".

Of note is that an EPO is not the same as a criminal charge. Despite the wording of the EPO suggesting Barbara to be a victim, Chris was only charged with felony incest by way of Virginia Code 18.2-366, which doesn't specify a victim.<ref>[[Jail Saga#Charge]]</ref><ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-366/</ref>

[[Null]], who had been acting as a manager for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser, was in contact with Chris and acquired a snippet from the EPO, which he later leaked.<ref name=nullkf>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Chris Stole $750 From Barbara]]</ref>

==Snippet of EPO against Chris==
{{quoteboxwhite|Based on the above assertion and other evidence, I find that (if checked below):

[ ] A warrant for a violation of $ 18.2-57.2 has been issued and there is probable danger of further acts of family abuse against the allegedly abused person, _____, by the Respondent; '''OR'''

[X] Reasonable grounds exist to believe that Respondent has committed family abuse and there is probable danger of a further such offense against the allegedly abused person, Chandler, Barbra, by the Respondent.

It is ORDERED that the request is hereby [ ] denied [X] granted and ORDERED that the Respondent shall observe the following conditions:

[X] The Respondent shall not commit acts of family abuse or criminal offenses that result in injury to person or property.

[X] The Respondent shall have no contact of any kind with Chandler, Barbra

(X] except as follows: Not to go within 300 feet of Petitioner

[ ] The Respondent is also prohibited from being in the physical presence of _____

[ ] The allegedly abused person is granted possession of the companion animal described as _____

[X] Chandler, Barbra, the family or household member, is granted possession of the premises occupied by the parties, located at [[14 Branchland Court|14 Branchland Ct]] [[Ruckersville]], VA. to the exclusion of the Respondent; however, no such grant of possession shall affect title to any real or personal property.}}

==Effects on Chris==
As noted above, the EPO temporarily compelled Chris to stay 300 feet away from Barbara, and explicitly [[ban]]ned him from [[14 Branchland Court]], Barbara's house in which he had also lived. The EPO was issued on 30 [[July 2021]] and was set to expire on 5 [[August 2021]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Null)#Summing Up Post-Incest Leak]]</ref>

Made temporarily homeless, Chris retained possession of the Chandler vehicle, the [[Dodge Caravan]]. He attempted to drive to [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]'s to stay, but was disinvited. He then slept in the vehicle overnight, before acquiring a room at the [[Regency Inn Richmond]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

As Chris had little [[money]], he chose to log into Barbara's bank account and send himself $750 to help fund the room, deeming it an "emergency".<ref name=nulldm>[[Null DMs#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

[[Null]], who had access to Chris's email account, noticed an email from Bank of America noting the transaction. Null then asked Chris if he had requested the money from Barbara, concerned that such contact could violate the EPO. Chris answered, claiming he has refrained from contacting her. Null pressed further, to which Chris admitted that he had online control over Barbara's account. The revelation compelled Null to block Chris.<ref name=nulldm></ref> Null, assuming it to be a case of theft and a potential EPO violation, then reported Chris to the police.<ref name=nullkf></ref> However, Chris was not charged for it.

==See also==
*[[Affair with Mother]]
*[[Autism disorder deferred disposition]]

{{References}}
{{Law}}
{{IncestSaga}}
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Template:Da update

2025-11-12T17:02:24Z

Larry the Larryhog: Cutting uncovered info section to 7 entries

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] <div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2025-9-25 12:53:05}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2025-5-17 18:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''8 November'''
** Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP's OLDER Transformers and Gobots Figures For Sale on Cwclight]]'''.
** Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP's older Transformers for sale‎‎]]'''.
*'''7 November''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky]]'''.
*'''30 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP singing Go, Transformers! (Extended Version)]]'''.
*'''24 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP singing Sonichu Theme Song (Extended Version)]]'''.
*'''17 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion]]'''.
*'''11 October''' - '''[[User:Hurtful Truth Level/On The Captain|On The Captain]]''', a CWCki user essay clarifying aspects of the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, is posted.
*'''10 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 November''' - Photos of the ED sign visit from [[October 2008]].
*'''3 November''' - The rest of the comic pages for [[Lost Media#Simonchu|The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0]] from [[2008]] to [[2009]].
*'''28 October''' - [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I%27m on TV :)#C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics|Full slideshow from the Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD]] and all its [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|photographs]] from [[February 2007]] and earlier.
*'''27 October''' - [[Lost Media#Simonchu|The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0]] comic pages from [[2008]] to [[2009]].
*'''26 October''' - [[Supporting Sarah May|Two audio recordings]] from a call from 17 [[February 2009]].
*'''25 October''' - More [[BrickFest|BrickFest photos]] from July [[2001]], featuring [[Bob Chandler]].
*'''24 October''' - [[Barb almost goes off]] audio recording from circa [[February 2009]].

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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Light Powered Cwclight Reviews

2025-11-07T17:11:54Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* 2025 */

{{ongoing}}
[[File:X - 11 September 2025 YouTube screenshots4.jpeg|400px|right]]
'''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews''' are a series of videos that began on 1 [[January 2024]].

Here Chris tries to review the toys used to create his custom-built [[Transformers#Transformers in Sonichu|Sonichu Transformers]] as well as promoting his build. Chris tries to copy [[emgo316]], ripping off his intro style of using a toy representation to give a blurb of the toy before smash cutting to the video title with a theme song. He also promotes BigBadToyStore without permission.

==Videos==
===[[2024]]===
* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba|Bumba-Lumba]]''' ''1 [[January 2024]]'', ''9 [[January 2024]]'' and ''27 [[November 2024]]'' (20:04)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu|Son-Chu]]''' ''6 [[December 2024]]'' (26:54)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Silver|Silver]]''' ''15 [[December 2024]]'' (21:01)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Excelina|Excelina]]''' ''19 [[December 2024]]'' (14:56)

===[[2025]]===
* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Prowler|Prowler]]''' ''1 [[January 2025]]'' (23:58)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe|Armoraxe]]''' ''11 [[January 2025]]'' (24:19)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punislav the First|Punislav the First]]''' ''18 [[January 2025]]'' (24:19)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave|Wave]]''' ''4 [[April 2025]]'' (25:19)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chapper|Chapper]]''' ''18 [[April 2025]]'' (19:29)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Fireshot|Fireshot]]''' ''2 [[May 2025]]'' (18:28)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Rollout|Rollout]]''' ''16 [[May 2025]]'' (17:28)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Medatron|Medatron]]''' ''19 [[May 2025]]'' (20:24)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chris-Chan Prime|Chris-Chan Prime]]''' ''20 [[May 2025]]'' (29:06)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel) the First|S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel) the First]]''' ''30 [[May 2025]]'' (18:10)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Crackder|Decepticlone Crackder]]''' ''13 [[June 2025]]'' (19:43)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form|C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form]]''' ''25 [[July 2025]]'' (35:33)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto|Gwenmi Mikoto]]''' ''1 [[August 2025]]'' (25:46)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)|Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel)]]''' ''8 [[August 2025]]'' (22:40)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Crackder the First|Crackder the First]]''' ''15 [[August 2025]]'' (25:57)

*'''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone Punislav... yay|Decepticlone Punislav]]''' ''22 [[August 2025]]'' (24:08)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Excelina|Combiner Mode Excelina]]''' ''29 [[August 2025]]'' (20:17)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime|Combiner Mode Chris-Chan Prime]]''' ''5 [[September 2025]]'' (26:22)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punicrackder V plus Music Video|Punicrackder V]]''' ''12 [[September 2025]]'' (45:21)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - (Renegade) Focus|Focus]]''' ''19 [[September 2025]]'' (33:30)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork|Tork]]''' ''26 [[September 2025]]'' (16:38)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion|Stallion]]''' ''17 [[October 2025]]'' (17:45)

* '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky|Sparky]]''' ''7 [[November 2025]]'' (16:23)

{{Transformers}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2024]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2025]]

Template:Transformers

2025-11-07T17:10:56Z

Larry the Larryhog:

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JCWCSP singing Go, Transformers! (Extended Version)

2025-11-07T17:10:19Z

Larry the Larryhog:

'''JCWCSP singing Go, Transformers! (Extended Version)''' is a video published to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 30 [[October 2025]]. In it Chris sings a supposed "extended version" of [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville]], although it is much shorter than the original.

The video was already uploaded to YouTube, set as 'private' in the [[JCWCSP Sings]] playlist, on 10 October 2025.

==Video==
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| name = JCWCSP singing Go, Transformers! (Extended Version)
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| stardate = 30 [[October 2025]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|I am singing the Go, Transformers! song, personally.

Lyrics:
Transformers! Go Transformers! More than meets the eye. GO Transformers! Robots in disguise.

Autobots and Guardians defending the Earth and everyone, amidst the Chaos and evil's wrath. Fighting the evil forces of the Decepticons and Renegades, keeping them off their dark path.

The city of Cwcville is defended by the forces of good with the help of Chris Chan and the Sonichus and Rosechus. Infinite electrical power tempts the evil, so they call on the power of Psychic and Elements with their might. And when the evil is tall like a con, the Bots stand to defend and fight.

Go, Transformers! Go Transformers! More than meets the eye. GO Transformers! Robots in disguise.

Son-Chu leads his team, after the years of training on Cybertron. They keep watch for everyone’s safety. Knowing well of the battles and fights before them, keeping them well and alert.

Keeping on their feet, wheels and wings, they know to do right for the lives of all sentients. Til All Are One, the Matrix and Allspark show the future of the past. The wisdom of the Primes and ages guide and show the way. And when it becomes a dark hour, they light it up with the power of their sparks.

Go, Transformers! Go Transformers! More than meets the eye. Go, Transformers! Robots in disguise.

Mighty Robots, Mighty Vehicles and Beasts; they know how to fight from millennia in the least. Brotherly Rivalries... Lost Loves... Survival on Energy... Cybertron and Primus... Strong with Aura!

Go, Transformers! Go, Transformers! More than the meets the eye. Go, Transformers!

Lyrics inspired by [[Hasbro]] and Tonka; written by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.

Music by suno.com ([[Chris and AI|AI Generated]] music)}}

==Comment Section==
On 1 November, Chris replied to a commenter on the video:

{{quoteboxred|speaker=justrobYT|Nice}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Glad you liked it!}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=justrobYT| @CwcvilleGuardian yeah I recommended you sing it on your [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video|original video]] so I was pleasantly surprised!}}

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{{Transformers}}
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Template:Da update

2025-11-07T17:09:32Z

Larry the Larryhog:

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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''7 November''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky]]'''.
*'''30 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP singing Go, Transformers! (Extended Version)]]'''.
*'''24 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP singing Sonichu Theme Song (Extended Version)]]'''.
*'''17 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion]]'''.
*'''11 October''' - '''[[User:Hurtful Truth Level/On The Captain|On The Captain]]''', a CWCki user essay clarifying aspects of the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, is posted.
*'''10 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 November''' - Photos of the ED sign visit from [[October 2008]].
*'''3 November''' - The rest of the comic pages for [[Lost Media#Simonchu|The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0]] from [[2008]] to [[2009]].
*'''28 October''' - [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I%27m on TV :)#C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics|Full slideshow from the Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD]] and all its [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|photographs]] from [[February 2007]] and earlier.
*'''27 October''' - [[Lost Media#Simonchu|The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0]] comic pages from [[2008]] to [[2009]].
*'''26 October''' - [[Supporting Sarah May|Two audio recordings]] from a call from 17 [[February 2009]].
*'''25 October''' - More [[BrickFest|BrickFest photos]] from July [[2001]], featuring [[Bob Chandler]].
*'''24 October''' - [[Barb almost goes off]] audio recording from circa [[February 2009]].
*'''22 October'''
** Multiple [[ThePCAssassins]] videos from circa [[2011]].
** A [[Chris Chan creepy smile#Photo|picture taken]] from [[August 2009]].
** [[BrickFest|BrickFest photos]] from July [[2001]].
*'''21 October'''
** [[Lost Media#BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7 (full recording)|Full recording]] of [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]] from [[February 2009]].
** [[Lost Media#The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)|PowerPoint presentation slides]] of [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] from [[January 2009]].
** [[CWCville Shopping Center]] original AutoCAD project files from March [[2006]].
*'''10 October'''
** [[Lost_Media#Chris_in_his_Escort_creepy_smile.jpg|Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg original video]] from [[August 2009]].
** [[Chris Sex Logs]] [[Lost Media#Chris Sex Logs (Audio)|audio files]] from 27 [[September 2008]].

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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky

2025-11-07T17:08:21Z

Larry the Larryhog: Removed redirect to Light Powered Cwclight Reviews#Sparky

'''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 7 [[November 2025]]. This video is a part of Chris's [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews]] series.

==Video==
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===Description===
{{quotebox|Review of the (Guardian) Sparky figure of Transformers Legacy United Merged. 

Bio on box typed on Cwclight:
[''Link to [[CWC_Blog_(Cwclight)#Transformers_Legacy_United_Merge_Bios|Transformers bios]]'']

Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video 
[''Link to [[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'']

Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: 
[''Link to playlist'']

Follow me on BlueSky: 
[''Link to [[Bluesky]] profile'']

You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore 
[''Link to BigBadToyStore'']

Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store 
[''Link to [[Cwclight]]'']

Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store 
[''Link to [[OfficialCWCmart]]'']

To Be Continued song generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music).
}}

===Raw captions===

===Transcript===
{{Transcription}}

{{Transformers}}

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November 2025 social media posts

2025-11-04T07:01:45Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Transformers Reviews Approval Poll */

{{ongoing}}

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[November 2025]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Referenced on ''[[Smiling Friends]]''==
2 November 
12:57 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter and Bluesky on the same minute.

{{quotebox|⚡️💙⚡️
I have just realized something.

Now, I do not get internet culture or online celebrity references, clearly. But I have come to realize that a lot of media, these days, have such references within them.

Also, the way they and others are compiled,...}}

{{quotebox|...it is like they have been composed by someone with serious Attention Deficit Disorder or [[Slow-in-the-mind|mental handicap]]. Which, on the one hand, I support since it is allowing them to express their creativity as best they can. Yet on the other hand, it can be just [[Random-access humor|all over the place and jumbled]], sometimes.}}

{{quotebox|The shows I like and have grown up with, even the "Saturday Morning" cartoons, they actually have substance, focus, clarity and quality in them.

But, while a show like #[[Smiling Friends|SmilingFriends]] can be seen as funny due to its wackiness, you have individuals/characters who talk faster than...}}

{{quotebox|...the individuals in #DisasterousLifeOfSaikiK. Unless you are Excellent at [[Japanese]] listening, it's just hard to comprehend or keep up sometimes.

I'm going off-tangent, sure, but I feel like it emphasizes my point.

The better focus and quality is shown in #[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic]]...}}

{{quotebox|...and #[[Equestria Girls|EquestriaGirls]] marks it as one of the finest examples of a good quality series. It's more grounded and focused with the love, care and soul put into it.

Point is: there are too many examples of "Random Access Memory" zaniness when there should be more focus, clarity and soul.}}

{{quotebox|I'll even throw in that [[AI]] does not get that, sometimes, with the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|literal crap]] and too-many fingered media it gives.

If there were more quality media from us all of both halves of this very Earth than the incomprehensible, even AI could do better, and the rest of us would actually be thinking...}}

{{quotebox|...and doing a lot better.

What young generation do we have right now that is finding their formative years watching a bunch of worse [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|incomprehensible crap]] (created and generated) media all over [[YouTube]].}}

{{quotebox|Do you want to give the future generations more of the random "[[I Got A Fish|I got a fish, would you like to make a wish]]" crap, OR do you want to do something better than that?

Me, personally, I prefer Quality, Clarity and Insight that makes everyone think and...}}

{{quotebox|...inspired to soul search and find themselves, so they're actually doing something instead of [[Liquid Chris|mimicking]] a [[Chris|low-functioning individual]] because it's funny for the "LULZ".}}

{{quotebox|AND, if your individual takeaway from my think piece is "Hee Hee Hee. LULZ... LOLCOW..." then, Damn, do I feel sorry and pity for you.
[[WakeUpBrain|WAKE UP]]!!! Stop being blank minded in survivor and observation mentality. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:Smiling Friends GIF by Adult Swim.gif]]}}
{{collapsible|Twitter version (slightly different)|
{{quotebox|⚡️💙⚡️
I have just realized something.

Now, I do not get internet culture or online celebrity references, clearly. But I have come to realize that a lot of media, these days, have such references within them.

Also, the way they and others are compiled,...}}

{{quotebox|...it is like they have been composed by someone with serious Attention Deficit Disorder or mental handicap. Which, on the one hand, I support since it is allowing them to express their creativity as best they can. Yet on the other hand, it can be just all over the place...}}

{{quotebox|...and jumbled, sometimes.

The shows I like and have grown up with, even the "Saturday Morning" cartoons, they actually have substance, focus, clarity and quality in them.

But, while a show like #SmilingFriends can be seen as funny due to its...}}

{{quotebox|...wackiness, you have individuals/characters who talk faster than the individuals in #DisasterousLifeOfSaikiK. Unless you are Excellent at Japanese listening, it's just hard to comprehend or keep up sometimes.

I'm going off-tangent, sure, but I feel like it emphasizes my point.}}

{{quotebox|The better focus and quality is shown in #MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic and #EquestriaGirls marks it as one of the finest examples of a good quality series. It's more grounded and focused with the love, care and soul put into it.}}

{{quotebox|Point is: there are too many examples of "Random Access Memory" zaniness when there should be more focus, clarity and soul.

I'll even throw in that AI does not get that, sometimes, with the literal crap and too-many fingered media it gives.}}

{{quotebox|If there were more quality media from us all of both halves of this very Earth than the incomprehensible, even AI could do better, and the rest of us would actually be thinking and doing a lot better.}}

{{quotebox|What young generation do we have right now that is finding their formative years watching a bunch of worse incomprehensible crap (created and generated) media all over YouTube.}}

{{quotebox|Do you want to give the future generations more of the random "I got a fish, would you like to make a wish" crap, OR do you want to do something better than that?

Me, personally, I prefer Quality, Clarity and Insight that makes everyone think and...}}

{{quotebox|...inspired to soul search and find themselves, so they're actually doing something instead of mimicking a low-functioning individual because it's funny for the "LULZ". ...}}

{{quotebox|AND, if your individual takeaway from my think piece is "Hee Hee Hee. LULZ... LOLCOW..." then, Damn, do I feel sorry and pity for you. Brains and Intelligence is not and should not be in short supply, even for you. WAKE UP! Stop being blank minded in survivor/observation. 
⚡️💙⚡️ 
[[File:Smiling Friends GIF by Adult Swim.gif]]}}
}}

==67==
2 November 
1:27 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Audrey's Dump|just wait till you hear about 67 "six seven", where the entire joke is just two numbers said in a row}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And my response to that is "Sure. Seven ate nine, and six is afraid of seven." What ever.}}

==Transformers Reviews Approval Poll==
3 November 
10:17 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|I've been wondering with my series of [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews|Transformer Review videos]], how many of all of you actually like the videos, including the intros, review and/or ending movies, as opposed to liking them ironically and not liking them.

Please, comment your favourite moments below. ⚡️💙⚡️

* I Actually like them 😃

* I like them, ironically 🙂

* I don't like them ☹️}}

So far, "I don't like them" is winning, since they are considered as incredibly boring and uninteresting videos. The poll takes votes for 7 days.

{{quotebox|Next full [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Sparky|Light Powered Review video]] debuts November 14, 2025, and we have more vids and content planned out and conceptualized. ⚡️💙⚡️ 
[''Posts link to YouTube playlist titled "Transformers Legacy United Merged Cwclight Reviews"'']}}

[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1ilFnVuZjjQWaz1zqwLkdA0a ''Link to playlist.'']

{{Social media}}

Statustjej

2025-10-28T19:05:32Z

Larry the Larryhog: We have done beyond chats and calls

{{Ongoing}}
{{Infobox Person
|title = Statustjej
|name = Statustjej
|image = Statustjej.jpg
|aliases = StatusTjejen Lena Laurén
|nationality = Swedish
|knownfor = • Leaking numerous content from the Classic Era that have long been deemed [[Lost Media]].
|saga = {{saga|blanca|cn}}, {{saga|panda|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|vanessa|cn}}}}

{{quote|I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.|A portion of a YouTube comment that Statustjej made explaining their relations to Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>}}

'''Statustjej''',<ref group = note>Pronounced "staht-uh-shay"</ref> seemingly one of Chris's lesser-known trolls from the Classic Era, was responsible for releasing numerous media from the Classic Era that were once deemed as lost media or were never previously revealed in [[October 2025]].

==Background==
According to Statustjej, they have followed Chris and his misadventures since at least early 2009. Statusthej then went out of their way to download the vast majority of content related to Chris, seemingly up to before the [[Death of Bob Chandler|death of Chris's father]].

Statustjej saved all of this content on a hard drive, letting it sit for over a decade. While searching for the "Creepy Smile" video in said hard drive, they uploaded the video on YouTube, and have decided to dig through the hard drive to find more videos to post on Wayback Machine's Internet Archive.

==Rediscovered Media==
===10 October===
*Video of [[Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg]].
*Lost sections of [[Chris Sex Logs]] audio files.
===21 October===
*The original AutoCAD project files of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation.
*Full conversation of [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]].
===22 October===
*Three lost videos from the [[ThePCAssassins]] YouTube channel.
*[[Chris Chan creepy smile#Photo|A photograph of Chris]] from 22 [[August 2009]].
*Confirmed the contents of the "special thanks" document of [[Power]].
===24 October===
*An [[Barb almost goes off|audio recording]] from a chat with [[Sarah May]].
===26 October===
*[[Supporting Sarah May|Two audio recordings]] from a chat from 17 [[February 2009]].
===27 October===
*The full [[Simonchu]] Comic by Evan Christopher George.

==Comments==
The following is comments Statustjej left on YouTube giving and clarifying information.
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|Where'd you get this [''referring to [[Chris Chan creepy smile]] video'']}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Found it on an old hard drive alongside a bunch of other ancient Chris Chan material. I also found the rather explicit PandaHalo audio logs from September 2008, which I uploaded to the Internet Archive.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|cool according to the cwcki it's been lost media for a decade}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Yeah, I was looking for that one online recently but could only a short snippet. I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|According to the cwcki you've got quite a lot , I wonder how much more people can learn from this archive you've got}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|That should not be exaggerated. The really old stuff I have is only about 16 GB in total. Of course, the video files in there are very lo-fi and thus small in size. Don't have too high hopes. By the way the "[[power]]" zip-file was hugely disappointing I'm afraid. The lost "specialthx" text file inside that archive is really short and not very interesting. Here is its entire contents: 
falsionmkII for the audio 
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Commenter|Why now nearly twenty years later?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|I was just totally unaware of there being any "lost media" related to Chris until very recently.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Commenter|You are a hero for preserving all this Christory that was thought to be lost forever. Especially the S3x logs and PowerPoint 🙏

Have you thought about dumping your entire collection of Chris Chan related files? I know most of it could be stuff we seen already, but it would still be interesting to sift through.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Thank you! Yes, I been thinking about doing that. A bit concerned about all the NSFW images and vids though. I'm working on sorting and organizing the files better (which is sorely needed either way), making sure to keep the explicit stuff separate from the rest. When I'm done I'll decide how to deal with this issue.}}

==External Links==
[https://archive.org/details/@lenalar Statustjej's Internet Archive]

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

{{People}}

[[Category:People from Sweden]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Miscreants Members]]

Chris Chan VS. The Internet

2025-10-27T14:32:51Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Cancellation */

{{Needs Updating|[[Arbitarch Interview]]}}
{{quote|Chris's [[Random-access humor|spazzing off topic]] was a HUGE challenge filming. [[Barb]] is up there in age but more lucid than people think she is, Chris just has her exhausted.|Draft's friend CMCW.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/page-8#post-4532186 ([https://archive.fo/1THQC archive])</ref>}}
{{quote|[[Megan]] actually wanted to be reunited with Chris because she thought it was gonna be fun, but the director went against it because it was gonna be too corny and forced|[[Geno Samuel]]<ref name=geno>[[:File:Geno on Draft docu.png]]</ref>}}

[[File:Draft Interview hard drive.jpg|thumb|right|The remains of the hard drive containing the film.]]

'''''Chris Chan VS. The Internet''''' is a cancelled and (presumed) lost documentary film directed by film student '''Joseph Draft'''. Footage was filmed [[March 2019]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531505 ([https://archive.fo/CMSIx archive])</ref> and included interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]] and [[Megan]]. The film would've focused on the current condition of [[Chris]] and the [[Chris and reality|long-term effects]] that [[internet]] [[troll]]ing has had on his mental state. The trailer, a leaked minute from the opening, and two brief leaked clips are the only known surviving portions of the film, and the film remains in limbo, if not outright lost.

Draft has not given a public statement on the cancellation. Potential reasons given by insiders include problems with the Kickstarter campaign, possible harassment by [[Kiwi Farms]], and intimidation by [[Naught]].

==History==
[[File:Geno on Draft footage.png|thumb|[[Geno Samuel]] talks about what could have been.]]
[[File:Geno on Draft docu.png|thumb]]

On 4 [[April 2019]], the project was announced through a [[Kickstarter]] page via a tweet from Chris, and having a funding goal of $20,000. The description on the Kickstarter page<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdraft/chris-chan-vs-the-internet</ref> initially had very little information on the documentary and no breakdown of how the $20,000 of the budget would be used. The page was eventually updated and described that the film had been completed (to a point) and that the purpose of the Kickstarter was to conduct additional interviews, have more special guests, and to finance costs associated with filming.

[[Kiwi Farms]] user CMCW claimed to be involved with the film and made multiple posts answering questions on it. He said that Chris wanted to help provide info for the film, providing his master copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] and consenting to recordings inside the house, including a new house tour and interviews with him and [[Barbara]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531489 ([https://archive.fo/6pbYH archive])</ref> Draft took additional photos of the [[The Wall of Originals]] and Chris gifted him a couple of the cards,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4533717 ([https://archive.fo/6AvCO archive])</ref> as well as artwork (including [[:File:Ted Bundychu 2019 gift drawing.jpg|one of Bundychu]]). Chris, Barbara and Megan were all paid out of Draft's money for their interviews and were promised a cut of any profits made.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4533404</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4537270 ([https://archive.fo/o/6wYGC/ archive])</ref> CMCW also said that [[Geno Samuel]] (known for ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'') and Sachumo (known for his 2015 [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] and [[Sachumo Interview|2017 interview]] of Chris), and others would be participating with the film.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531290 ([https://archive.fo/kExFI archive])</ref>

According to Geno, Megan actually wanted to reunite with Chris in person; however, Draft vetoed this, feeling it would be "too corny and forced".<ref name=geno></ref> According to [[Naught]], eventually, Megan changed her mind on being included in the film, and requested her inclusion be cut.<ref name=stress></ref>

According to Geno, "Joe's buddy who saw the footage said they got lots of footage of Chris belching and screaming in public, and was all giddy about it".<ref>[[:File:Geno on Draft footage.png]]</ref>

===Cancellation===
Draft has not made a statement on the film's cancellation.

His friend CMCW said, in response to criticism from [[Kiwi Farms]] users over the Kickstarter, that Draft was despondent over flubbing it and was considering shutting it down.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4537228 ([https://archive.fo/o/6wYGC/ archive])</ref> The Kickstarter for the film was indeed abruptly cancelled on 6 [[April 2019]], only two days after its creation.

According to CMCW, most of the collaborators who had tentatively signed on were spooked, and he suggested it was due to hostility from Kiwi Farms users.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4537363 ([https://archive.fo/o/6wYGC/ archive])</ref>

On 19 July 2019, Draft joined Kiwi Farms under the username Bombsaway, but avoided mentioning ''Chris Chan VS. The Internet'' until 19 January 2020.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/members/bombsaway.39895/</ref> On that date, Draft posted that "some faggot has been threatening to dox me so I thought I'd beat him to it" and included his own dox, his role having directed the film, and that he also [[white knight]]ed for Chris.<ref>[[:File:Joseph Draft KF.jpg]]</ref>

According to [[Naught]], a Kiwi Farms user who had also interacted with Draft over the chat service [[Discord]], he had allegedly gotten Draft to face-dox himself after a 4-hour conversation once his hard drive containing ''Chris Chan VS. The Internet'' was destroyed.<ref name=naughthistory>[[Naught#History]]</ref> Naught claimed that the mostly-completed film was destroyed by Draft out of [[stress]] over film cuts and infighting with some of his collaborators.<ref name=stress>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Naught)#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> Naught also alleged Draft to have had a key role with the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] Discord server and that he had been using it to gather content, and that Naught shut the server down.<ref name=naughthistory></ref>

According to [[The WCT]] in a leaked DM years later, allegedly Naught and Draft had once been friends, but that [[MKRNightVee]] had manipulated Naught into turning against Draft, and that this was a cause for the cancellation of the film.<ref>[[:File:HTL-WCT DM 25Jul2021.png]]</ref>

As of [[October 2024]], the film has yet to surface online, so it can be presumed that if it isn't sitting in cloud storage or on a hard drive somewhere, then the unused footage has been lost entirely.

==Mentions by Chris==
{{quote|You all could have had this genuine and heart-felt gem, but you’ve had to shoot yourselves in the freaking feet by spamming hatred like a bunch of beheaded chickens or ”World War Z” Zombies.|Chris expressing his disappointment over the cancellation.<ref name=sept20>[[September 2020 social media posts#Chris Chan VS The Internet cancellation rant]]</ref>}}

On 20 [[September 2020]], Chris, having discovered a mirror of the trailer on [[The WCT]]'s YouTube channel, left a comment thanking him for archiving it.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan VS. The Internet Trailer (Cancelled Kickstarter Documentary by Joseph Draft)]]</ref> Chris later posted his thoughts on it to Twitter.<ref name=sept20></ref> In the tweets, he confirmed that the female voice heard near the end belonged to Megan, and accused trolls of "spamming hatred" and thus getting the documentary cancelled. Viewing the trailer also sparked Chris into having an emotional breakdown over Megan, which he chatted about in [[The Place]].<ref>[[The Place chats - Megan Obsession]]</ref>

== Kickstarter trailer ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''Chris Chan VS The Internet by Joseph Draft — Kickstarter''
| ytid = dGekFLTbeos
| Stardate = 4 April 2019
| Subject = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Music|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Rage|[[Chris and anger|Chris's Anger]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Comics|text}}
| Video Type = {{Fanart|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[''We see a shot of a [[The Hook Cafe|C-Ville Weekly]] vending box in the city, and a shot of a [[Ruckersville]] entrance sign.'']

'''Chris''': [''audio reused from [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|this video]]''] Hello. I record this message, in re...in response to the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that has been against me...

[''Chris is seen placing a tray of markers on a table, then begins drawing [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on a piece of paper with a black ballpoint pen.'']

'''Chris''': Every detail...on that heinous page, against me, is all a pack of lies.

[''A montage of Chris walking through a woodland, selecting [[Chris and art|a pack of Crayola markers]] at a store, drinking coffee plays. Chris is then seen hugging one of [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]] while the other bays in the background'']

'''Barbara''': [''narrating''] At first, he couldn’t talk. So, he was...err...trained with a speech therapist. His behavior was not normal.

'''Barbara''': [''on-screen''] I...wasn't aware of...err...all what was going on, at first.

[''Chris breathes outdoors with his eyes closed, then the film's title appears, followed by a shot of Megan (from behind) in an antique shop'']

'''Megan''': Now, he...he seems like a totally different person to me.

== Leaked opening ==
On 12 July 2020, a phone recording of the intro to the documentary was leaked, featuring Chris walking through the woods while singing "[[Don'tGetTrolled|You've Been Trolled]]" and shots of some of his toys.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''Chris Chan vs the internet opening clip''
| video = {{#ev:youtube|G6uEMpBxFu0}}
| Stardate = 12 July 2020
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}

===Transcript===

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "The following film is true... and honest".]

[''(on screen) [[Chris]] walking in a forest.'']

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "A film by Joseph Draft".]

[''(on screen) [[Chris]] singing the lyrics to the song'' "You've been trolled" ''while continuing to walk in the forest.'']

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "Christine Chandler" ''while the audio of [[Chris]] singing can still be heard.'']

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "[[Barbara Chandler]]" ''while the audio of [[Chris]] singing continues.'']

[''(on screen) [[Chris]] finishes the song while looking at the camera.'']

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "Chris Chan VS. The Internet".]

[''A montage of Chris's [[MLP]] and [[Legos]] toys along with the [[Sonichu Plush]].'']

==July 2023 leaks==

On 1 July 2023, 'IRaiseUALatte' on [[Reddit]] leaked some footage from Chris Chan Vs. The Internet. They got the footage from their friend, who used to know the 'audio guy' on the project.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14ofdor/forgot_i_had_these_from_the_supposed_canceled/</ref>

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''July 1 2023''
| video = {{#ev:youtube|98sXo70dAWs}}
| Stardate = Unknown
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}

===Transcript===

'''Interviewer:''' How do you see, how are you going to uh take care of yourself or where are you going to live...Uh, when...uh, the time with your, [[Barb|your mother]] is...is uh...up? Um, what's, what, what is your plan for after that?

[''long pause'']

'''Chris:''' Hopefully I'll be in, very...likely and gracefully and hopefully I'll be in [[Dimensions#C-197|C197]] in [[CWCVille]] then, and I'll be living in the [unintelligible]! And actually helping and, saving the world and dimensions and everything, but other than that? Every time I'm asked a question like 'where do you see yourself in five years or so?', like...[''[[Pedo-Glasses#Dramatic glasses removal|takes off glasses]], [[Creepy stare|stares creepily]], and falls over dramatically'']

'''Interviewer:''' [''chuckles''] Well, [''cuts off'']

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''July 1 2023''
| video = {{#ev:youtube|znnWao2FJbQ}}
| Stardate = Unknown
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' Then that's fine. That's where she can go from, but I wasn't when I was thrown(?) at least as far as I know. As far as I knew back then, but I came around. I'm [[bisexual]] [[Transgender|trans woman]]! And I, I lick [[China|pussy]] and suck [[Pickle|cocks!]]

'''Interviewer:''' [''starts laughing'']

==See also==
*[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]
*[[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)]]
*[[Chris in the media]]
*[[Kickstarter]]

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JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025

2025-10-22T18:56:06Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Transcript */

{{quote|This one goes out to all of the [[Virgin with rage|incels]] of the world.|Chris}}

'''JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 10 [[October 2025]]. In it, Chris sings the [[Singing an ol' diddy|2016 remake]] of his signature song "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" with altered lyrics, dedicating it to the [[Virgin with Rage|incel community]].

This is probably the closest Chris has come to acknowledging his relationship with [[Flutter]], saying to incels, "I was like one of you. The situation was not in my favor once upon a time... but then, I still perspired [''sic''] and now I'm definitely in a much better place than I was a couple of decades ago or so."
==Video==
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| name = JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025
| video = {{#ev:youtube|V_rkrFvFgpE}}
| stardate = 10 [[October 2025]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Revelations|text}}
| previous = [[How much caffeine has he had with his Energon?]]
| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Stallion]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|I am singing the (updated) "So Need a Cute Girl" Song, personally.

This one goes out to all of the incels of the world. Have Faith, head out, and follow the Light Powered Path from within you, even YOU can find your own partner, rather it be Straight, [[Homos|Gay, Lesbian,]] even yourself, [[Hermaphrodite|whatever identity]]. Because, in order to find love and peace for yourself involves caring about your self, so you can attract those who will authentically care about and love you as well. Spiritual, Soul Attraction is, indeed, real. If you open up to the energies and vibes, you will find your way to the one who will be with you in the longest run, period. Prayer, Sorting yourself out, Setting your Priorities, knowing what you are looking for in your life partner; they are valid to do in your own Soul Searching, Deeper Thoughts and Meditaitons.

Follow that which IS good and Light Powered, and you will be guided, respectively.

Music is "I Want It That Way", Instrumental, by Backstreet Boys. 
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg</nowiki>
}}

==Transcript==
[''instrumental intro starts'']

Hey everybody, [[Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]] here once again... and, well, this one goes out to all of the <abbr title="involuntary celibates">incels</abbr> out there. I wanted to give y'all a personal message, even though for a while I'll admit I was like- I was like one of you. [''[[sigh]]''] The situation was not in my favor once upon a time... but then, I still perspired and now [[Flutter|I'm definitely in a much better place]] than I was a couple of decades ago or so. So, this one goes out to you humbly and gratefully, and I pray that this will inspire you to at least ''try'' to overcome your shyness and everything, so you can actually [[Finland|go out there]]. Cuz if you pray, if you follow that which is good and Light Powered, you will be able to find your love for yourself. Whether it's your- whether it's the love of yourself, or whether it be a [[Homos|gay love]], or [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|lesbian love]], [[Slow in the mind|or of course even]]... [''sigh''] But whatever orientation- straight, that was the word I was looking for. Even a straight love. [''sigh''] Either way, when you find a love for yourself and with your partner, it will work out well... and prayfully, you will find your partners. Just take that good faith and hope and everything... and have faith and pray, for it is right and it is good. [''inhale and exhale''] Thank you. Alright...

:Hey, look at me
:I stood here sad and lonely 

:Without a [[2014 house fire|fire]], 
:But a desire 
:To not hear you say, 
:[[Noviophobia|"I'm already taken!"]] 

:As I saw da ladies walking 
:Along one by one, 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a [[virgin with rage]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I needed a [[Megan Schroeder|cute girl my age]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I [[Ruckersville|ain't]] ever wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:And I have no fire, 
:But a desire 
:Not to hear you say that, 
:"I was already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a [[virgin with rage]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I need a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Why did all of the [[jerks]] 
:Get all the pretty ones? (Yeah) 
:You may not know this, 
:But you found out 
:That I was a [[Saddest Heart in the World|lonesome heart]]! 

:And I had no fire, 
:But a desire 
:To ''not'', to ''not'', to ''not'' 
:''Heeeaaar…'' 

:[[Chris and coping|''DIDN'T'' WANNA HEAR IT!]]

:Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
:Needed a cute girl my age! 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a virgin with rage! 
:(Tell me why) 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a virgin with rage! 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:[[Flutter|But now I'm in a better place]]

And I am very grateful for [[CHINA|that]].

{{Music Videos}}
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2025]]

JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025

2025-10-22T18:55:51Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Video */

Chris Sex Logs

2025-10-22T18:54:42Z

Larry the Larryhog: No longer lost thanks to Statusjej

{{honest}}

On 27 [[September 2008]], [[PandaHalo]] released Skype chats with her and Chris discussing [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]], [[mass debating]], and the then-forthcoming [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20091028165536/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive6#CHRISCHAN_TALKS_ABOUT_PERVERTED_SHIT</ref>. Almost immediately after releasing these files, she broke up with Chris.

The audio files for the logs were once uploaded onto RapidShare as well as Last.fm; however, the former website was shut down in 2015, and Last.fm has since removed the downloads for them. The audio files (except for the first part of the "I am Perverted" MP3 recording) did not resurface for over 10 years, making them lost media until YouTuber [[statustjej]] discovered them on an old hard drive and uploaded them to the Internet Archive on 10 October 2025.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y Found it on an old hard drive alongside a bunch of other ancient Chris Chan material. '''I also found the rather explicit PandaHalo audio logs from September 2008, which I uploaded to the Internet Archive.'''" (emphasis added)]</ref>

==I am insane==
[[Image:Chris-IAmRandomHousecoat.PNG|200px|thumb|"I got this housecoat from, uh, Goodwill... I am wearing nothing underneath it."]]
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===Two Front Teeth===
'''1. "Two Front Teeth" 0:25'''

[''sings in an'' extremely ''ear-piercing squeaky voice'']

:[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,]]
:My two front teeth, my two front teeth
:All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
:Then I could wish you a "Merry Christmas"!

I... but, ah, but, he-- but, you know, in the song, there was a whistle.

===THE POWER OF THE SUN===
'''2. "THE POWER OF THE SUN" 1:09''' Hmm. I'm in my housecoat. [''rustling noises''] Uhh... this was, this was, uh, I got this housecoat from, uh, from Goodwill. 'Cause, you know, my old one had, like, some holes in it. It was becoming a little bit tattered in ways, but I mean, besides, this one's more comfortable anyway. Dang it, froze up again. Uh, give it a moment, it'll fix itself. Oh, the freeze! The freeze! The POWER OF THE SUN WARM YOU AND UNFREEZE YOU! Oh, there it goes. [''typing''] Oh, there it goes again. C'mon! Uh, the POWER OF THE SUN UNFREEZE YOU!

===The Holy Coat===
'''3. "The Holy Coat" 0:07''' [''slurred a lot''] Ah yes, anyways, I was saying that it's a holy coat. [[Messiah complex|I am not]] [[GodJesus#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|the Lord Jesus Christ!]] Duuuuuh.
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==I am perverted==

===Chris on Masturbation and the Sex Joke===
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[[File:ChrisDNA.jpg|200px|thumb|left|"I mean, alright, but when a guy does it, they're releasing semen and the DNA that goes to the eggs"]]

[''Chris has his radio blaring in the background throughout this entire section''] 
'''1. CWC, pervert: 5:29''' What, [[mass debating|masturbate]]? Uh, well, now just to let you know we have the trust between each other, and I can tell you are who you are through your voice, and you can tell who I am through my voice, and you just saw me over the webcam, I s'pose I can tell you, uh, have you ever seen a picture of, uh, a man's penis? Yeah, I had to take sex ed class too. But, you know, on a side note? You know what should be taught as well in addition to what sex is? Dating edu-.. [[Dating education]].

Ah, hang on a second. Hey pop, what are you doing? Um, okay, [''unintelligible''], could be a prank call. That was [[Bob Chandler|my father]], checking to see [''unintelligible''].

W-whah-what are you giggling about? It sounds like you're giggling. Well, you were asking me about how I masturbate, there, uh, so yeah. Basically, uh, well, it could go either way, whether I turn on some porn, to get myself straight or not, uh, an erection, get stiff or not, I mean that's one way of doing it, use porn. But uh also, if I've also I've, if I'm- if I.. on breaks- if I wasn't watching porn or, uh, don't feel like watching it at the time, I would go like to the bathroom sink and I can start, uh, by washing my hands and then with the soap and water just basically start by touching the, uh, end of my [hesitation] dick and just, like you know well it feels good for me, feels good I mean when I touch the edge of my dick. Well, actually, the way I see it, it's okay because you're relieving yourself of your stress from your basic instincts and your body. It's just - it's just good tension relief. The way I see it, so it's all right. The way I see - the way I see it for uh, gir- for uh, women - it's easier, it's better on them because, uh you know, they d-d... I mean, alright, but when a guy does it, they're releasing [[semen]] and the DNA that goes to the eggs, but when women do it, it's just, you know, they're releasing their juices, that basically, you know, makes it easier for the man to enter the vagina. So you could do it, and you wouldn't, you know, risk losing an egg from your ovaries.

Well, anyway, to get back to me, so yeah basically, I just massage mysel- I just massage myself down there and then, uh, and then, uh and then it gets more erect and uh, you know, it's still wet but I go back to my bed and uh, lie down, on the bed, and uh like you know I just massage it, I just massage it up and down with, like, you know, one of my hands or both of them at the same time depending on the random moment...do you have somebody else in the room with you? Yeah alright. So yeah anyway, well, pump it down with one or both of my hands at the moment until I feel, until I feel the sensation... where I feel I'm about to lose it, and then it all, it all just the stuff, yeah, yeah, some of my semen comes out. I don't - I don't like to make a mess, so I-... so I-- when I come I have a [[fapcup|clean plastic cup]] by my side and I just make sure to put all of my semen in the cup there. Yeah. Well, if you want me to, I could describe how masturbation works for a woman, because I've seen it through my share of the pornography and hentai [[anime]] I have. Alright well, basically, it's the same, you could put one hand down there and take the other hand to massage one or both of your breasts at the same time.. I can't believe we're talkin' about this, well also we trust each other very much and we have good trust for each other for talking over the mikes, like, nobody can hear or record our conversation over the mikes like they could...at this point it's bet- it's between us. Uh yeah. Well you see [[Incest|I've confidentially told my mom about my actions as well]], I mean, she's cool - I mean, she's cool with it. I mean, you could try it yourself tonight 'cause I know it's like twelve-thirty over there on Saturday afternoon. So we've got, like, a husband and wife, we'll call them, like, Dick and Jane, right? Okay, so anyway, he's coming home from work and uh, and he's coming into the house and uh, his wife Jane meets him at the door and she says, oh, hi honey, how was your day? and he says, eh, it's been a rough day sweetheart, uhhh, I'm just tired, [''Changes voice''] I'll tell you what, we can go upstairs and have breakfast, and he says, Breakfast? at 9pm? And she says, sure! You bring the milk and I'll get the eggs!
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===What I've learned from porn, #1===
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'''2. What I have learned from porn #1:''' 1:41 [''"Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol blares in the background''] Films I have seen? I've learned, like you know, even though you've seen the husband seemingly betraying their wives to go to like uh, nightclub? Strip club? They're just trying to get their erections back up so they can go home and be ready for their wives. Because they, uh, they lose erections around their wives at that point. So you know, believe it or not, even though the husband might seem to be betraying their wife by going to a strip club, they're not. They're just trying to get their dick on so they can get their move on when they get home. Yes, they're not cheating. I mean they would only be cheating if they were actually doing it with another woman without their wife's consent. I wish I could say I have but I haven't - I've only seen them on television or in the movies. Yes, I'm fairly innocent myself, but as I've revealed of myself, I see the down and dirty. Maybe you'll get down and dirty tonight with yourself.

===What I've learned from porn, #2===
[[File:ChrisWholeHand.jpg|250px|thumb|"if it fits their whole hand? I've seen that happen, I've seen that happen, their whole hand. Yeah."]]
'''3. What I learned from porn #2: 2:44''' [''"Chasing Cars" continues in the background''] Oh by the way you know, if you don't- if you get tired, you know you don't have to use, you know 'cause I mean I have seen through the pornography about how women masturbate, they mostly use like their index fingers, or some use all their fingers or like if they can reach they might fit their index and middle...[''laughing, unintelligible''] oh, you make me laugh! Oh, you make me laugh, that's so funny! Oooh. You're a quick wit, a quick wit! Right, so anyway, most of the time, if they can get their middle fingers into their vaginal entry, for pleasuring themselves, they'll sometimes, if they can reach, they might put all of their fingers in there or if it fits their whole hand? I've seen that happen, I've seen that happen, their whole hand. Yeah. I never really understood how a tampon works. Not mine, cause I have a dick! Huh huh huh, but please continue. Ah. That's interesting. Very interesting. But when you masturbate, you don't have to have your tampon in there. You could do it before you put your next tampon in. Or just when you don't have it in there. Well, then I guess you're safe. You're very safe.

===Masturbation - it's AWWWRIGHT===
'''4. Masturbation/ IT'S AWWWWRIGHT: 0:22''' You know another thing I should mention that like you know another reason why masturbation is all right is because you're not risking anybody else or getting a sexual disease. And just to let you know, if you are a virgin before you've started, and you haven't done anything with anyone else, you're still classified as a virgin.

===Me and my sex doll===
'''5. Me and my sex doll #1: 1:55''' It well, also works that way if you're doing it with, uh, if you get yourself, what they call, uh, um, a sex or love doll? They're these inflatable dolls, that inflate to look like the form of a naked man or a woman, of course as a man I do have sex dolls of, uh, naked women, I do, I mean, I'm willing to admit that, so anyway, yeah, basically, you do the sex doll of the opposite gender like you would, but you're still classified as a virgin because there's no DNA exchanged because the thing is just a hunk of plastic. Yeah, basically most of the time they're motionless, so, for me I would just put my dick in the vaginal entry and I would just pump and I would just pump it. You know, like a dummy, pretend person, basically, yes. You know I mean, so I could put her on the bed and just get on top of her, or I could like have myself lying on my back and uh I could just move her, I could just move the body up and down, or like you know I could even try as many of the defined sexual positions as possible for practice with the doll! Of course from your point - of course from your point of view you would get yourself a male sex doll and you would put yourself on its fake penis. Yeah it is...well, that's good for you, that's good for you.

===What I've learned from porn, #3===
[[File:ChrisBanana.jpg|200px|thumb|left|"if you used a banana, you could still eat the insides."]]

'''6. What I learned from porn #3 1:12''' But anyway as I was saying you know, just as you know, when you masturbate, you don't have to use your fingers, you could like, uh, find something that's like, you could use like a banana, or a [[pickle]], I mean, it would be a waste of a fruit, but if you used a banana, you could still eat the insides. Eh, I said a pickle. Or a cucumber, a cucumber would work as well. But, uh, the thing I would, I would recommend for you, if you don't want to waste a fruit or a vegetable, yeah, well, it's all right. Not too many men are picky about how tight it is, I mean like you know, if you end up going, "Oooh, that's so TIGHT. You make me feel so good just to put it in there!" Yeah, but they're not going to be too picky about how tight it is.

===You should buy a dildo!===
'''7. You should buy a dildo! 2:10''' But anyways so like you know, there's an alternative to your fingers or the fruit or vegetable. If girls like, you go out and find like an adult store and get what's called a dih-do [''he pronounces 'dildo' all weird'']. It's particularly, it's typically like a hunk of plastic molded in the form, the shape like the shape like an average-size, uh... penis, but you know it's not necessarily like, penis shaped, like some like some dildos are. I have actually looked it up, it's like 5 6 or 7 inches, and what I've seen for you know, the plastic dildos, they're like 5 to 7 inches themselves. But anyway, you don't necessarily have to get one that's actually penis-shaped, you can get one that's basically vertical. Hm, you'd like a dolphin-shaped one, wouldn't you? Eh, yeah I guess they might make them in that form, they have some available, like at this website you can check them out over there. Hey, as long as you're adult it's all right, it's all right. You don't have to be ashamed. If something offends you in the store, you can just look away, it's no big deal. Yeah, we actually have a local one over here in [[Charlottesville]], it's called, uh it's called Bliss, I think it is. And of course there's also a store called Spencers, I think it's called Spencers over in the shopping mall, they sell sex toys there as well.

===Me and my sex doll, #2===
'''8. Me and my sex doll #2: 3:57''' I had that thought myself, but then again, I don't really do any - know people around town myself, yeah, I have, otherwise I wouldn't have told you about the sex doll. LOL girlfriend, LOL. They have, uh, you know yeah, okay, hang on, I turn on my webcam, also you know some models have an opening in their mouth but this one doesn't that I could like, that I could put my dick into. [''[[John Tesh]] concludes his show and then "Hurts So Good" by John Mellencamp starts blaring''] Yes, just for the fun of it, I mean, it's wet in the mouth, some people do it because it feels good, I mean between man and woman, man and woman, man puts in it in the woman's mouth. And also, you know, here's an interesting fact, I've learned from the adult website, from the website quoted on Adam&Eve dot com, male semen is, eh, healthy for women, there's like random, there's like things I can't describe especially good for women and the flavor can change depending on what the man eats. Yeah, same applies for the woman's pussy juices, it's called. I think so, yeah. Or if I ate a whole lot of apples and strawberries, it would come out like apple or strawberry flavored. We'll find out soon enough, man, I left a button undone, there's the vaginal opening. That's one thing I can do, you like that? Pretend that's YOUR vagina and I did that to you, doesn't that feel so good? Anyway, in addition to that, it has an optional opening in the mouth, it also has like a, ARSEHOLE. Heh, yeah, but it doesn't poop. Actually, you know, some people like between a man and a woman, the man, the woman finds pleasure in the man putting his penis inside the woman's a-hole, asshole. And the skirt went upside down. No, a guy can do it with a woman, do it with a woman, 'cause, you know, the man and woman are both straight. I mean come on. I never heard that. I figure it would be on, it would be on the scrotum area of my penis. I'm going to put this away, I'll be right back.

[[Image:Chris-ThisIsMyDildo.PNG|200px|thumb|"You can use this and put it up your buuuuttt and it will feel good."]]

===This is my dildo===
'''9. This is my dildo: 4:24''' [''[[wikipedia:John Mayer|John Mayer]]'s "[[wikipedia:Say (song)|Say]]" blares in the background''] Oh, yeah, I got this, it's uh, uh, I forget what the word was, it was the tip of the, the tip of the penis, I actually uh, the scrotum, the scroutum [''sic''] is actually the area where the balls were. So I used, I used the wrong word there. So anyway, I got something else I can show you, so I can explain, what, uh, a dildo is for you cause you know when you order something from Adam&Eve dot com they usually give you free DVDs or free gifts, with that, well anyway, they sent me one so I just held onto it, it's one dildo. They mostly come in this shape, in jelly form or in hard plastic. No, it's light reflecting off it. Anyway, you can use this and put it up your buuuutttt and it will feel good. I told you I got it as a free gift I did not use it, I just only have one. I guess I could give it to you since you are my sweetheart, you know? Hey, from they way I talk, the way I talk when I talk to you and the pictures I've seen so far, I'd like to meet you as well. Ahhh. Yeah, actually, you know, I did try that once with a different one, a different one I got for free as well? It did not, it did not turn me on. It, it, it I'd imagine from what I heard. You don't have to worry about me. I won't, I would not judge you. I swear. I would not judge you! I mean, look at how serious I am. I would not judge you. Well anyway let's say say we get back to the dildo sort of talk [''nervous laugh''] yeah anyway, well most of them are just a hunk of plastic, but some of them, like this one, they can run, they can run on a pair of AA batteries or another size, another size like that, I put a pair in this one just to try it out, I didn't take them out, well like you know, you can turn this one, you can turn this one on and off, by unscrewing, and screwing it completely, and when you've got it screwed on, it vibrates. You hear that? That's it vibrating. Yeah, just imagine having this up your vagina, and uh, it vibrating. Doesn't that feel good. I have have this one, I have this one, this one tucked away in a drawer. So, you know, nobody's going to find it unless I show it to them, or unless they look in my drawer, you know? Besides I don't have too many people come to [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] often. Not too many people.

===Condoms===
'''10: Condoms 2:20''' Well, I guess you'd want to see it. Nuh, actually, you know what? Actually, I have, I have like a bunch of condoms, that expire like [[2010]], which I've been saving for uh, for uh my first time, or uh, you know, the ones after, the ones after that. Ehey, you know, as long as uh, anyway, you know, I like uh, be safe or sorry. You know even if one or the other is wearing a condom, 'cause you know they make condoms for women as well? I've heard the condom just goes up, goes up the vagina hole, with a little bit of plastic hanging out, so it can be easily taken out. So that's good, that's good, so well anyway, anyway, should you and I get together, if one of us uh, [''something unintelligible in a high-pitched goofy voice''] give yourself over to me well um, oh my god. Aw. Well, anyway, I was saying that if you did, oh, uh, if you did um like wear a condom, we'd still be good in God's eyes as long as uh, as long as you know, you don't get any, you don't get any in you, that's what condoms are for. Yeah. Yeah. Not that's just, uh, you just like something you can think about.

===My first time===
[[File:ChrisFirsttime.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Your breasts are just like I could imagine them, good size, not too big, not too small, it's like turning me on I feel so "Wow! Those are awesome!"]]

'''11. My first time: 13:04''' Yeah, let me think a moment. Hm... alright. I'm imagining, a bedroom, there's the bed, well, let's see a hotel room, basic one or two beds, lamp, a television in front of the beds, or bed. [(Girl on the other end says "Is that what you're imagining?"] Deh, you and I are entering the room, I'm just going to say it to you, the best points. You and I are entering the room, I'm prepared with a condom in my right pocket, and you are feeling so up to it. You and I would walk over to the bed, and we'd take our shoes off, and we'd sit down on the bed, side by side, and we'd turn our heads to face each other, and we'd look into each others eyes, lovingly, (pretend like you know what we're about to do is just right) and we'd lean toward each other, and we'd kiss and we'd make out. Oh yeah, our tongues are exchanging between our mouths, we're frenching and it feels so good, your tongue on mine and mine on yours just feels so good, right! And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on, you know I could have it, I could do this on or off, but uh, in this case, let's just say it's off. All right, so you took off your blouse, I took off my shirt. You are wearing a bra. You take off your skirt. I move my hands, and then you start to turn me on. You would sexually reach around your back, we're not kissing at this point, we're not kissing since we've taken off our shirts. You would reach around your back, uncouple and unhook your bra. Your breasts are just like I could imagine them, good size, not too big, not too small, it's like turning me on I feel so "Wow! Those are awesome!" My penis would bulge through my underwear, starting to become erect. And then you would put your hands on your breasts, like you're massaging them, and turn back then you're leading me on to massage them for you. And then you'd lean to, and you'd cuh - and then while you're massaging your breasts, you'd lean towards me for me to massage them so you can work, those [incoherent stuttering] massage on yourself for you so I could be the massager for you. Then I will put my hands on your breasts, feels SO good, my hands, they feel so lovely, the first skin contact I feel as such between me as the man and you as the woman. You're turned on by all this and I'm turned on. My bulge gets bigger, and you might start to feel a little wet down there in your panties, 'cause that would be the precum that you would extrude from this first, this um, this first erection there. Uhm. And you would, then you would come down and after another makeout when you'd massa - and I'm touching your breasts, you'd make your way down from my head you'd take off my underwear, and then you'd massage my erect penis, and then you'd lick it a bit like an ice cream cone. Then you'd put your mouth, and you'd just, you'd just enjoy it. It feels, it feels right to you because it's the penis of your lover, it feels good for me too, because I can feel the wetness of your mouth and tongue around it, Uh, it just feels so good, unngghh, and because me being a virgin, I would let you keep your mouth over my penis and then sooner than expected, I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. I would have eaten so much chocolate, that day beforehand, and it would taste so yummy to you, probably like white chocolate. You'd swallow that. And right after I'd given you my first round, my first comeuppance, you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis, and then you would take off your panties, and I would, uh and you, and you would be on the bed now, you'd be lying down, and then I would put the index finger of my right hand into your vaginal opening, it feels so good. I would have my left hand on your right breast, massaging that, with the right, and my left hand, then I'd massage the inside of your vagina. With my index and middle fingers at first, and then eventually I would add my fourth finger. And if it felt like, if it looked like there was more room, I'd add my pinkie and then my thumb. And then after, after that, then I would remove my hand and then I would lick your clit. It would feel, it would feel so good to you, like as if I, like as if I was gently tickling you, you know, like you're in the wind, or the water rushing up to your vaginal opening, it feels so good. I'd lick your clit, and then I would lick the, lick, lick the little, lick the opening walls of your vaginal opening, and it would feel so good to you. And then after about a minute of that, I would get myself ready to put my penis in your vagina, but then I would, then I would politely warn you since we both are virgins, I would say, "This might hurt a bit at first," but it would start to feel SO good then you would nod in understanding and agreement. Then I would put, a condom on my penis, I would put it into your vagina, you might feel hurt, you might feel good, I don't know what you would be at this point, but at this point I imagine you would feel just like, "Oh, I'm so surprised, this feels, this is starting to feel just so good," got blood in my- your vagina at this point because you ARE a virgin and I just broke, just broke your hymen. But anyway, you feel so good, and it feels so good, and I feel, I feel good, cuz' I'm pushing it in and pulling it out, and I'm pushing it in and pulling it out and it just feels so good, and I mea-.. uhh uhh uhh, oh yeah it feels so good and I would massage your breasts with both my free hands as I am - as you are lying down and I am basically on my knees, and it is just so good and I'm givin' it to ya smoothly as I can, mmmh, yeah, yeah, and then to make yourself feel comfortable, you might ask me, you'd probably ask me to pull my dick out, my hard cock out, and you'd turn over onto your hands and knees with your legs spread open wide, revealing your vaginal opening, and I'd put it back in, me on my knees, I'd put my dick back in there and give it, give it to you some more, it feels so good, oh yeah, mmm yeah, uh yes, oh god, oh yeah, I can feel it's so good, oh yeah [''etc''] And then after a couple minutes or so of this, I would think that, I would think I would want of take a little break myself, I would take my penis out, and I would lie on my back, and you would, and you would be on your knees, and you would put my penis into your vagina, by yourself, it's sticking straight up or possibly curved downward towards my feet. And you would slide your vagina onto my dick. And it just feels so good and [''moaning, etc.''] and then you would have your right hand on your right breast, and your left hand would be on my right side, I'd massage your free breast with my right hand, it just feels so good [moaning] and I would feel like I'm about to come, so I would just, I'd just let you know before an instant, and I'd pull it out. Then I'd take the condom off and put it in the trash can. [[File:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|250px|thumb|"and we'd just be like, "That was so awesome!"]]And then I would just stroke my penis up and down, and you'd, uh, you'd offer your breasts for me let the semen land upon it giving you what is like a pearl necklace. And then I would come. Drips of the semen would just come out in bunches, and the drips would fall all around, all over your chest and on top of your breasts, and just the drips, they would feel warm, and they would feel so good to you there, it would feel just right at the point, there, and then, you would probably lick the rest off of the tip of my penis. [[Sigh]]. Th-th-then at that point, we'd go to the bathroom and wash each other off. We'd take two washcloths, and you'd wash my penis clean, and I'd wash your breasts clean, and I'd reach down and wash your vagina clean. But then we would be just looking at each other lovingly under the covers of the bed, and we'd just be like, "That was so awesome!" And we'd acknowledge each other in some such sense. And that's a good way of me imagining my first time. Ah, well. Oh yeah I usually wear white underwear, by the way. Hmm.. what color are your bra and panties? Purple?

===It's called phone sex===
'''12. It's called phone sex 0:43''' That's fine, but did you enjoy that? The detailed presentation..? [''Sigh''] Did you actually feel like you wet your panties a bit during all that. Then I did good! [''he sounds genuinely happy here''] Awesome. You know, basically, what we went through? Is like phone sex. Have you heard of that?

===How does I sex phone?===
'''13. How does I sex phone? 0:26''' Alright so basically, we're at the point where you're like the woman who, like, wants to get turned on by a man, and you pick up the phone, and I answer it, and you want, and you want me to describe what I would do to you, and how you would - then how you would feel and you would enjoy it so much and yeah. Basically what we just did was like phone sex.

===Perfect Cyber Sex===
'''14. Perfect Cyber Sex: 1:45''' Oh, I'm sorry. Let me turn the volume down on the radio again. [''Sigh''] Uh. Okay. So anyway, so anyway the fake vagina or the cylindrical, or the cylindrical tube with the suction thing in it, yeah, either of them have a USB cord attached to it and I'll plug it into the PSP and then the man would have the suction tube or vagina on his, on the, on the, on his penis, or for the women, it would be like, if, if, because if it was truly like cybersex, then it would be like in relation to like to what was happening live over the internet. Yeah, like similar for you, like similar for you, since you're the, you're the woman, you would get like, uh, a dildo? And on the end of it would be the USB cord right there, you'd plug that in, and the dildo, you, you wouldn't have to pull it like in or out, it would have like a thing attached to it, where it attaches to like, like the groin area probably, and it would just pump itself in and out like the man was, was doing you there. So like I imagine that would be how cybersex would be perfected, at that point.

===Under my coat===
'''15. Under my coat: 0:15''' You know... I am wearing ''nothing'' underneath this housecoat. You wanna see?
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==Sonichu spoilers==

===Birthdays===
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'''1. Birthdays: 0.59''' Hey, everybody's having fun! They're having birthday parties! It starts off with Rosey's birthday, then we've got the Chaotic Combo's birthday on the same day, and then we've got Sonichu's birthday. Then at this point, he's a surprise party so he's coming home from a hot birthday date with Rosechu, and he's dressed up in a tuxedo and she's dressed up in a glitzy ballroom gown and she's got glitter makeup on her. So then they - then she turns on the light and everybody jumps up and yells, "Surprise!" and then on the 4th page, there's just a little private party, just a little private party between Blake and Bubbles. She delivers him a cupcake, and he's just sitting there, and then at one point she's like, "Why don't you go ahead and blow out the candles, blow out the candle and make a wish?" And he's just like, "Well, I'll blow out the candle but I already have my wish." And then they kiss. And make out.

===FUCK YEAH SPRING BREAK!===
'''2. FUCK YEAH SPRING BREAK! 0:43''' And then Bubbles, then Bubbles asks Blake, "Are you gonna come to the spring break party at the beach tomorrow, right?" And he says "Yeah, and I'm gonna put on my little, I'll put on my bad boy show for your gal-pals." And then for the next couple of pages, it's um, yeah, he's pretending, he's pretending to be the bad guy in front of everybody but Bubbles. But Bubbles, only in front of Bubbles, he'll be, he'll be the good boy in addition to the bad boy. [''Bizarre noise''] The bad boy in private! All right so anyway, after that little plot bit, bit between Blake and Bubbles...

===Parody===
'''3. Parody: 1:28''' [''stuttering''] I'll do a p-- I do a parody of, uh, ''[[Family Guy]]'' a little bit. It's like, uh, do you remember, [''goofy high pitched voice''] "This is MTV and we're rockin' it with Spring Break!" Flippin' through the channels, and then it's like, "Hey! This is VH1 and we're rockin' it live with Spring Break!" And then, this is, "It's leaving thousands injured. For CNN, I'm Bernard Shaw. Keepin' it real and keepin' it ours at Spring Break! Woooooooo!" And then Meg would groan. And for my bit, I've got like, uh, Umm TV. And then uh, then uh instead of VH1 I have like, PH1. And then instead of, uh, CNN News, I take a little bit, I borrow a little bit, a parody, borrow a little parody of Fox 20th Century from, uh, Ritsuko Kōshigo[''?? Probably mangling the name of Rikudō Kōshi''] of ''[[Excel Saga]]''; he calls it, like, "FQX". It's all like, it's like, doing the [''unintelligible; something about ACROSS'']. Was a fun [?] episode [?]. You'd enjoy it, I have all like six volumes of ADV Films'... er, those original [?]. And [?] while the manga was originally drawn by Rikdo, [?] the anime was directed by Shinichi Watanabe, who was Nabeshin. [''unintelligble''] I realize I was being intrusive upon it, taking, taking after real life.</div>

== See also ==
*[[Chris Sex Videos]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[Chris and sex]]

==External links==

* [https://archive.org/details/lost-chrischan-pandahalo-audio-logs Chris Sex Logs - MP3 recordings]

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[[Category: PandaHalo Saga]]

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Statustjej

2025-10-22T18:52:53Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Rediscovered Media */

{{Incomplete|Summarize other leaks.}}
{{Stub}}
{{Infobox Person
|title = Statustjej
|name = Statustjej
|image = Statustjej.jpg
|aliases = StatusTjejen Lena Laurén
|nationality = Swedish
|knownfor = • Leaking numerous content from the Classic Era that have long been deemed [[Lost Media]].
|saga = {{saga|blanca|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}, {{saga|panda|cn}} {{saga|julie|cn}}}}

{{quote|I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.|A portion of a YouTube comment that Statustjej made explaining their relations to Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>}}

'''Statustjej''',<ref group = note>Pronounced "staht-uh-shay"</ref> seemingly one of Chris's lesser-known trolls from the Classic Era, was responsible for leaking numerous calls and chats from the Classic Era that were once deemed as lost media on October 2025.

==Background==
According to Statustjej, they have followed Chris and his misadventures since at least early 2009. Statusthej then went out of their way to download the vast majority of content related to Chris, seemingly up to before the [[Death of Bob Chandler|death of Chris's father]].

Statustjej saved all of this content on a hard drive, letting it sit for over a decade. While searching for the "Creepy Smile" video in said hard drive, they uploaded the video on YouTube, and have decided to dig through the hard drive to find more videos to post on Wayback Machine's Internet Archive.

==Rediscovered Media==
===10 October===
*Video of Chris in his Escort from creepy smile.jpg.
*Lost sections of [[Chris Sex Logs]] audio files.
===21 October===
*The original AutoCAD project files of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation.
*Full conversation of [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]].
{{References}}
{{Notes}}

{{People}}

[[Category:People from Sweden]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Miscreants Members]]

Statustjej

2025-10-22T18:49:46Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Leaks */

{{Incomplete|Summarize other leaks.}}
{{Stub}}
{{Infobox Person
|title = Statustjej
|name = Statustjej
|image = Statustjej.jpg
|aliases = StatusTjejen Lena Laurén
|nationality = Swedish
|knownfor = • Leaking numerous content from the Classic Era that have long been deemed [[Lost Media]].
|saga = {{saga|blanca|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}, {{saga|panda|cn}} {{saga|julie|cn}}}}

{{quote|I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.|A portion of a YouTube comment that Statustjej made explaining their relations to Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>}}

'''Statustjej''',<ref group = note>Pronounced "staht-uh-shay"</ref> seemingly one of Chris's lesser-known trolls from the Classic Era, was responsible for leaking numerous calls and chats from the Classic Era that were once deemed as lost media on October 2025.

==Background==
According to Statustjej, they have followed Chris and his misadventures since at least early 2009. Statusthej then went out of their way to download the vast majority of content related to Chris, seemingly up to before the [[Death of Bob Chandler|death of Chris's father]].

Statustjej saved all of this content on a hard drive, letting it sit for over a decade. While searching for the "Creepy Smile" video in said hard drive, they uploaded the video on YouTube, and have decided to dig through the hard drive to find more videos to post on Wayback Machine's Internet Archive.

==Rediscovered Media==
===10 October===
*Video of Chris in his Escort from creepy smile.jpg.
*Lost sections of [[Chris Sex Logs]] audio files.
===25 October===
*The original AutoCAD project files of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation.
*Full conversation of [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]].
{{References}}
{{Notes}}

{{People}}

[[Category:People from Sweden]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Miscreants Members]]

Statustjej

2025-10-22T18:47:47Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Leaks */ Adding all of the found media so far.

{{Incomplete|Summarize other leaks.}}
{{Stub}}
{{Infobox Person
|title = Statustjej
|name = Statustjej
|image = Statustjej.jpg
|aliases = StatusTjejen Lena Laurén
|nationality = Swedish
|knownfor = • Leaking numerous content from the Classic Era that have long been deemed [[Lost Media]].
|saga = {{saga|blanca|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}, {{saga|panda|cn}} {{saga|julie|cn}}}}

{{quote|I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.|A portion of a YouTube comment that Statustjej made explaining their relations to Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>}}

'''Statustjej''',<ref group = note>Pronounced "staht-uh-shay"</ref> seemingly one of Chris's lesser-known trolls from the Classic Era, was responsible for leaking numerous calls and chats from the Classic Era that were once deemed as lost media on October 2025.

==Background==
According to Statustjej, they have followed Chris and his misadventures since at least early 2009. Statusthej then went out of their way to download the vast majority of content related to Chris, seemingly up to before the [[Death of Bob Chandler|death of Chris's father]].

Statustjej saved all of this content on a hard drive, letting it sit for over a decade. While searching for the "Creepy Smile" video in said hard drive, they uploaded the video on YouTube, and have decided to dig through the hard drive to find more videos to post on Wayback Machine's Internet Archive.

==Leaks==

*Leaked the video of Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg on 10 October 2025.
*Recovered lost sections of [[Chris Sex Logs]] audio files.
*Uploaded the original AutoCAD project files of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*Uploaded the original [[The Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation.
*Founded the full conversation in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]].
{{References}}
{{Notes}}

{{People}}

[[Category:People from Sweden]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Miscreants Members]]

The Sonichu Chronicles

2025-10-22T18:45:34Z

Larry the Larryhog: Original files recovered thanks to Statusjej

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:SonichuChronicles.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Intro to The Sonichu Chronicles. Hey, at least he didn't make his own background.]]

'''''The Sonichu Chronicles''''' is a PowerPoint presentation put together in [[January 2009]] by [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and submitted to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as a proposal for the creation of a series of [[Sonichu]]-related video games. It mostly describes the history and successes of the Sonichu franchise and describes absolutely nothing about the games beyond their possible titles. According to the file details, he spent six and a half hours making this PowerPoint and went through twenty-six revisions - a surprising amount of effort for Chris, especially when compared with [[DStecks|fulfilling obligations in later years]].

==Notes==
[[Image:002-CWCsSonichuBook.jpg|thumb|150px|Good thing they won't have to worry about designing their own artwork...]]
* Chris explains in the presentation that Sonichu's name is not a portmanteau word of "Sonic" and "Pikachu," but rather a variation of Sonic's Japanese name, "Sonikku za Hejjihoggu".
* He characterizes Sonichu as a [[parody]] of Sonic, and proceeds to use the word "parody" as if it means "characteristic which makes one thing not like another thing".
* In a preemptive deflection of any criticism, he lists all the ways in which Rosechu is totally different from [[Amy Rose]]. There are only about seven. Two of them are just that they wear different clothes.
* In another example of his antiquated views on <s>women</s> everything, 'modern girl kinda attitude' refers to a [[Wikipedia:Modern girl|term used in 1920s Japan]], which he almost certainly picked up from the [[anime]] [[wikipedia:Steel Angel Kurumi|''Steel Angel Kurumi'']].
* Perhaps for the first time, Chris lays out the evolution of the [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] species, explaining that Sonichu can evolve into [[Metonic]] and Rosechu can evolve into [[Vamprosa]].
* Chris cites [[Blake]] as an indication that some bad guys are more than they appear, indicating that other villains may reform.
* In a collage of images purporting to be characters he created, Chris includes [[Megagi La Skunk]], [[Simonla Rosechu]], and [[Jiggliami]], who were all created by other people. He also includes [[Bagget]], [[Blanca]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh]], who ''are'' other people.
* [[CWCville]], Virginia, is situated near a forest, a beach, mountains, and a volcano. Of course, this is completely impossible in the geography of Virginia.
* Chris thinks it is absolutely normal and appropriate for artists to [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|shamelessly self-insert]].
* In [[2009]], Chris is still hanging his hat on the two HTML classes he took years ago, which taught him how to use Netscape Composer.
* Chris explains how his Sonichu [[Medallions of Fail|medallion]] gives him super powers in the comics. He then explains that the medallion he wears in real life gives him no super powers. [[Chris and reality|It is reassuring that he is able to make this distinction.]]
* He includes in the PowerPoint a hand-drawn mockup of a ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' cover, and tells Nintendo that they "may" use it for the issue that eventually covers the release of the game.
* Since Chris has wanted his own video game for over a decade, he explains that the games he thought up were all intended for GameCube and Game Boy Advance; he grants Nintendo permission to upgrade these ideas to their current consoles. He insists upon allowing ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' to be multi-platform so it can be available on the PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3. It should be noted that this is the only slide of the presentation that actually discusses about producing video games, rather than discussing Christian's tedious life.
* Chris attributes the ''extremely'' common expression "but I digress" to Blathers from ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', and uses it to justify his own rambling.
* Chris argues that Nintendo will save money on voice acting, since he would portray both himself and Sonichu while [[PandaHalo]] would play [[Rosechu]].
* He gives his [[PlayStation Network]] ID number in the presentation, just in case the Senior Managing Director of Nintendo ever feels like playing ''Resistance: Fall of Man'' with Chris.

==Text of the slides==
The text from the slides is presented here exactly as it is in the slideshow, save for added wikilinks. All the following spelling errors belong to Chris.

===Sonichu's Beginings===
*What started as an idea for a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD Cover]] for a Computer Graphics Project, eventually would grow and grow and grow into his own individual Character with Stories and more friends and enemies along the way.
*On the fateful day on [[2000#March|March 17, 2000]], I wanted to feature on my Favorite Hits CD Cover life-long hero, [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and cute newer character, Pikachu, but Copyrighted Characters were prohibited from the project.
*So, in my mind, I pondered and pondered when it hit me visually; Sonic and Pikachu combined.
*As for his name, while rumored to be a combination of “Sonic” and “Pikachu”, that was NOT the case; I originally played the name from Sonic’s Japanese name, “Soniku”.
*The Very First thing I drew up of Sonichu, BEFORE the CD Cover, was a Private, Never-Played homemade Pokemon Trading Card on that Very Same Day. I made a bunch of homemade cards, ONLY FOR my own Personal Fun.
*And over the years since 2000 to today, he grew better with my own Hand-Drawing Style.
*Granted it IS a [[Parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, the Origin Story of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] started from the attack of Chaos, from “Sonic Adventure” (Sega Dreamcast/Nintendo Gamecube), but the Concept of this OUTSIDE EVOLUTION is one I’ve thought up, and decided to go for it as the Origin Story.
*And when you think about it, it is an Untold Chapter of one story, so it is additional, yet not a major plot change.

===Enter Rosechu; Sonichu’s Sweetheart===
*Before my First Hand-Drawn Page of the #0 Comic Book on [[2004#November|November 24, 2004]], I continued to create more Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon for the world of Sonichu. Less than one year after Sonichu, I drew up Rosechu.
*Yet another parody in comparison to [[Amy Rose]], Rosechu evolved from a Female Raichu that fateful day.
*MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. :) And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.
*Rosechu is a gal who won’t take any abuse from a foe lying down; she is a Warrior at Heart, standing up for [[Women's_Rights| Women’s Rights]].

===Evolutions for the Original Sonichu and Rosechu.===
*For the idea I had for a possible Pokemon Game Title, Pokemon, Lightning Version (Featuring Sonichu. I have the idea for the story beginning in my head), I have created Babies for ALL the Sonichus and Rosechus (minus Blake) and Evolutions (For Original Sonichu and Rosechu ONLY).

''(What follows the above are some drawings of [[Sonee]], [[Rosee]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Metonic]], and [[Vamprosa]]. Also shown is the evolutionary line of Sonichu and Rosechu.)''

===Black Sonichu, AKA Blake===
*Blake is easily explainable as the Clone of Sonichu’s DNA, with an accidental dose of Cherry Cola (to change the pigment from yellow and brown to black and red).
*Under the “Poke Ball” of Naitsirhc, Adopted son of Giovanni, Team Rocket Leader, [[Blake]] followed the commands of his “Creators”, until Naitsirhc would later transform into [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]; The Complete [[Homos|Opposite]] Twin of Christian Weston Chandler.
*After having fled from Team Rocket’s Control, Blake sought refuge and shelter with his Bubbly Sweetheart, Bubbles Rosechu. Which proves the fact that there is likely more than meets the eye in some who appear to be a bad guy at first.

===The Chaotic Combo===
*And after Black Sonichu’s Creation, I continued with 5 more Electric-Hedgehogs that came from the Chaos Emeralds’ Power from Sonichu’s Fateful Origin.
*[[Wild Sonichu]] – Grass/Electric Type -Chlorophyll
*[[Bubbles Rosechu]] – Water/Electric Type -Volt Asorb
*[[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]] – Flying/Electric Type -Serene Grace
*[[Punchy Sonichu]] – Fighting/Electric Type -Limber
*[[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan Sonichu]] – Psychic/Electric Type -Synchronize

===Slide #8===
And with every thought that randomly popped up in my imagination, I was very likely to create a new character, or even given one from a fan among my Growing to Currently MASSIVE Fanbase.

''(This slide contains a veritable assload of drawings, including but not limited to drawings of [[Simonla]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Bionic]], [[Megagi La Skunk]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[jerkop]]s, [[Magi-Chan]], [[Patti-Chan]], and [[Zapina]].)''

===Slide #9===
In any case, it all happened IN and AROUND the City of [[Cwcville]], [[Virginia]]; A Grand Community of men, women and children living at peace day by day, and hard at work. A Plus for the City is that it is [[Tobacky|SMOKE-FREE]] and [[Alcohol|NON_ALCOHOLIC]]. At one end of the city is the [[Cwcville Shopping Center]], featuring many favorited stores, as well as My [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayoral Office]] above the Front Main Enterance. Followed by the Residential Area of Houses and a few Playgrounds, then the Metropolis where the Major Business go to work in the tall skyscrapers. It also has a beach, leading to the ocean, a big forest and mountainous regions with a dormant volcano or two.

''(This slide has another assload of drawings - they show a mountain, a mall, a house, and a lot of the Sonichu cast.)''

===Christian Weston Chandler – My role in the Comics===
Like most artists, I let myself get into my work. Story-Wise, while IN REAL LIFE, I’ve been in my Search for a woman to become my True [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]], starting with simple friendship, I am also the Mayor of Cwcville; I deal with my Mayoral duties over Wi-Fi with my Nintendo DS.

I came up the name of Cwcville LONG AGO starting from my City I built and grew bigger over the years of Lego Bricks, Pieces and People. I also later came up with the Radio Station, [[KCWC|K.C.W.C.]] when I recorded a couple of Radio Shows for fun onto audio cassette tapes.

In Real Life, I also created a number of Websites, starting with my PokeSite. I had Taken TWO HTML classes, so I know the Raw on Notepad, as well as the Netscape Composer HTML Processor.

After creating Sonichu, I featured him on The PokeSite, then I later decided to Make the Sonichu Site as a Spin-Off from The PokeSite.

Then eventually, the Sonichu & Rosechu [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Fanbase]] GREW, and with the True, Good Fans, came the Jealous, Dark Trolls/Internet Bullies. I was hacked a number of times Before. And unfortunately, the Sonichu Site Is temporarily down, but as soon as I get Some more money, I’m going to open up A NEW account with either Tripod, or a Different Website-Hosting site, with a new E-mail address I have kept secret from most anyone; I’ve informed my family.

===Transformation! Chris Chan Sonichu!===

*Story-wise, as described in my “[[Anchuant Prophecy]]”, I would take pen in hand, create an electric hedgehog, then take the Sonichu Medallion to enclose the Darkest Evil.
*Real-Life, I have crafted the Original [[Medallion of Fail|Sonichu Medallion]] from Crayola Model Magic Clay, Acrylic Paints, Keyrings, Super-Glue and Necklace, and it does not grant me any powers.
*In the Comic with my Medal, I can perform any single attack of any of my Electric-Hegehog Pokemon at will.
*And mainly, Sailor Moon-Style, I transform into…
*Chris Chan Sonichu!
**Soldier of Love and [[Honest Content|Honesty]]
*In this form, I can execute my own personal selection of attacks as a Normal/Electric Type with Keen Eye Ability, including Mach Punch, Thunderbolt, Hyper Beam.
*As well as in Both Human and Sonichu form, I am the only being who can execute the Special Attack that inflicts Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune, with some damage, to the Foe; [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Shin-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha!]]
*This ''(referring to the cover of Sonichu #10 drawn by [[PandaHalo]])'' is a Fantastic rendition of Chris Chan Sonichu from my Sweetheart and Partner, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie.

===And Now, the Gaming Proposition.===

*Let me preface this subject with a spot of history between me and Nintendo.
*[[Niggos|I HAD A DREAM!]] Around June, 1997, I had a dream of Sonic the Hedgehog on Game Boy (Original). I wrote a letter to N.O.A. suggesting to work with SEGA on a Game Boy Sonic title; basically said [[Slow-in-the-minds|I had rocks in my head]]. YET now look in 2001; Sonic Advance on GAME BOY Advance. [[Dreams|I pretty much foretold that outcome]].
*Then in Volume 179, [[2004#May|May, 2004]] issue of Nintendo Power Magazine, which I had been a Long-Time Subscriber; the November Before, I had videotaped a Voiced-Over Documentary of my “Sonichu” in Cwcville in [[Animal Crossing]] on Nintendo Gamecube. I got full Credit on that documentary, “Special Thanks to Christian from Virginia for his Sonichu Documentary”.
*Soon after, I was featured in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]’s Newsletter, “The Forum” for being featured in Nintendo Power for my Sonichu and Cwcville.
*Also, I had later submitted a letter with high regards to the DS game, Sprung, in reference to a momentary progress at the time.
*Now, we can talk a bit about my current ideas for Sonichu’s start in the Video Game World. Should we get [[Random-access humor|“Ten Feet Off the Ground”]] on the whole thing, you may use this Cover for the following N.P. Issue that would soon follow.

===My Game Title Ideas===

*Before or during the drawing of the #0 Comic Book, I came up with a few starter-type ideas for Video Games around Sonichu and Rosechu.
*Firstly, as featured on the first 8 Previously Uploaded Comic Books, I came up with the Sonichu’s Adventure on Nintendo Gamecube (Subject for Upgrade to Wii, and maybe go multi-console). Miyamoto San has a copy of my introductory details for Sonichu’s Adventure.
*Then along came a Game Boy Advance Version of Sonichu’s Adventure, and ONLY ON GBA, Pokemon Lightning Version (Both GBA titles subject to upgrade to Nintendo DS).
*And then much later, [[Christian Weston Chandler’s Adult Chronicles]], which I would definitely want to go Multi-Console (and NEVER on [[Hex Bawx|XBox]]). This one would basically be me going through my ordeals, with Sonichu, Rosechu and the rest of the Electric-Hedgehogs tagging along (like in Shadow the Hedgehog). I would be able to transform into Chris Chan Sonichu in this game.

===Off to a Zappingly Great Start.===
As of January 18, 2009, Takashi Tezuka took it upon himself, and with a most Appreciated Inquiry for my Approval, as the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the World of Cwcville, to create a Sonichu and a Rosechu Villager for Animal Crossing City Folk (Now, we’ll be likely to be Zippin’ along “Sonichu Crossing”; Mind the Traffic).

As a fan of Animal Crossing since the Gamecube title (could have released a US version of the Nintendo 64 title, as well as the Animal Crossing Movie).

I often like to quote Blathers after going on and on with the expression, “But I digress”, so thank you all for teaching me that expression.

===Sonichu, Rosechu and Cwcville; Nintendo will Be PROFITTING BIG from my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Well-Grown Fanbase]]!===
*I personally give good word of mouth of Nintendo Systems and Games, INCLUDED in references in my Comic Book Series.
*Sonichu and Rosechu on Animal Crossing City Folk will Greatly Raise Sales of Wii Consoles, Animal Crossing City Folk game discs and the WiiSpeak too!
*Also, with me starring in the games as the voices of Both Myself and the Original Sonichu, and my Sweetheart, Sarah, as Rosechu, that will be three LESS voice actors to hire.
*With this Great Start in Profits from the Electric-Hedgehogs that started humbly from the mind of a well-rounded, church-going, high-functioning autistic-recovered Individual, Nintendo will see Good Profits in the time frame of the games’ releases.
*Sonichu! GO!

===Slide #17===
Thank you very much for your time, and I look forward to working with each of you all in Person very soon on the Sonichu Alpha Project.

''(Dox and a photo of a vacant-looking Chris wearing his [[medallion]].)''

==Reaction from Nintendo==

Upon receiving the Sonichu Chronicles, Reggie Fils-Aimé was outraged that one of the first images in the presentation showed an upskirt view of Rosechu, allowing the viewer to see her cameltoe. Fils-Aimé immediately canceled the project, noting that Nintendo is in the business of producing all-ages software. Christian blew this issue out of proportion somehow concluding that Fils-Aimé was objecting to nudity and heterosexual romance, and from there deciding that Fils-Aimé is a chain-smoking, alcoholic homosexual prude.
==See also==
*[[Sonichu Powerpoint]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''

==External links==

*https://archive.org/details/the-sonichu-chronicles

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JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025

2025-10-13T01:41:54Z

Larry the Larryhog:

{{quote|This one goes out to all of the [[Virgin with rage|incels]] of the world.|Chris}}

'''JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 10 [[October 2025]]. In it, Chris sings the [[Singing an ol' diddy|2016 remake]] of his signature song "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" with altered lyrics, dedicating it to the [[Virgin with Rage|incel community]].

This is probably the closest Chris has come to acknowledging his relationship with [[Flutter]], saying to incels, "I was like one of you. The situation was not in my favor once upon a time... but then, I still perspired [''sic''] and now I'm definitely in a much better place than I was a couple of decades ago or so."
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| style = {{Reason|text}}
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| previous = [[How much caffeine has he had with his Energon?]]
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===Description===
{{quotebox|I am singing the (updated) "So Need a Cute Girl" Song, personally.

This one goes out to all of the incels of the world. Have Faith, head out, and follow the Light Powered Path from within you, even YOU can find your own partner, rather it be Straight, [[Homos|Gay, Lesbian,]] even yourself, [[Hermaphrodite|whatever identity]]. Because, in order to find love and peace for yourself involves caring about your self, so you can attract those who will authentically care about and love you as well. Spiritual, Soul Attraction is, indeed, real. If you open up to the energies and vibes, you will find your way to the one who will be with you in the longest run, period. Prayer, Sorting yourself out, Setting your Priorities, knowing what you are looking for in your life partner; they are valid to do in your own Soul Searching, Deeper Thoughts and Meditaitons.

Follow that which IS good and Light Powered, and you will be guided, respectively.

Music is "I Want It That Way", Instrumental, by Backstreet Boys. 
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg</nowiki>
}}

==Transcript==
[''instrumental intro starts'']

Hey everybody, [[Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]] here once again... and, well, this one goes out to all of the <abbr title="involuntary celibates">incels</abbr> out there. I wanted to give y'all a personal message, even though for a while I'll admit I was like- I was like one of you. [''[[sigh]]''] The situation was not in my favor once upon a time... but then, I still perspired and now [[Flutter|I'm definitely in a much better place]] than I was a couple of decades ago or so. So, this one goes out to you humbly and gratefully, and I pray that this will inspire you to at least ''try'' to overcome your shyness and everything, so you can actually [[Finland|go out there]]. Cuz if you pray, if you follow that which is good and Light Powered, you will be able to find your love for yourself. Whether it's your- whether it's the love of yourself, or whether it be a [[Homos|gay love]], or [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|lesbian love]], [[Slow in the mind|or of course even]]... [''sigh''] But whatever orientation- straight, that was the word I was looking for. Even a straight love. [''sigh''] Either way, when you find a love for yourself and with your partner, it will work out well... and prayfully, you will find your partners. Just take that good faith and hope and everything... and have faith and pray, for it is right and it is good. [''inhale and exhale''] Thank you. Alright...

:Hey, look at me
:I stood here sad and lonely 

:Without a [[2014 house fire|fire]], 
:But a desire 
:To not hear you say, 
:[[Noviophobia|"I'm already taken!"]] 

:As I saw da ladies walking 
:Along one by one, 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a [[virgin with rage]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I needed a [[Megan Schroeder|cute girl my age]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I [[Ruckersville|ain't]] ever wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:And I have no fire, 
:But a desire 
:Not to hear you say that, 
:"I was already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a [[virgin with rage]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I need a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Why did all of the [[jerks]] 
:Get all the pretty ones? (Yeah) 
:You may not know this, 
:But you found out 
:That I was a [[Saddest Heart in the World|lonesome heart]]! 

:And I had no fire, 
:But a desire 
:To ''not'', to ''not'', to ''not'' 
:''Heeeaaar…'' 

:[[Chris and coping|''DIDN'T'' WANNA HEAR IT!]]

:Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
:Needed a cute girl my age! 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a virgin with rage! 
:(Tell me why) 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a virgin with rage! 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:[[Flutter|But now I'm in a better place]]

And I am very grateful for [[CHINA|that]].

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How much caffeine has he had with his Energon?

2025-10-13T01:41:23Z

Larry the Larryhog:

'''How much caffeine has he had with his Energon?''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 4 [[October 2025]] as a YouTube Short.

==Video==
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==Transcript==
Raw transcript:

I got some burst of energy right now like
what do you think you're doing right
now?
You're buzzing around all over the place
like a rabbit rabbit rabbit or
something. You look like you're out of
control. I don't s
good grief little guy. You're just going
off in a massive blurs. I know it's my
thing.
Do you think you'll be able to stop?
Calm down. Help me out and just don't
get here.
[Music]
Are you okay now, little buddy?
I I think so.
I did that. I probably would. I think.
Wow. How much caffeine has he been
drinking with his arajon?
How much caffeine has he had with his Energon?

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Breaking the Veil

2025-10-13T01:40:28Z

Larry the Larryhog:

{{quote|My idea is to send [Sonichu medallions] to various places and chosen individuals around the Earth that have particularly strong magical energy and heavy significance. I am not revealing the intended locations, but they shall be delivered there safely and well, respectively.|Chris, on his plan to <s>expand his cult</s> get stronger so he can complete the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}

'''Breaking the Veil''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel. The main reading segment of the video was recorded in the late evening hours of 18 [[September 2025]], but wasn't released until about two weeks later when it was published on 3 [[October 2025]]. Chris talks about [[Dimensional Merge|his plan to]] "[[Iron Curtain|break the veil]]" between dimensions [[C-197]] and [[1218]], which is to ship [[Sonichu medallions]] to various select YouTubers, influencers, politicians, and religious leaders.

Chris also mentions making a set of ''golden'' Sonichu medallions, which have bits and remnants of the Mark III medallion inside them, one of which he makes for [[Flutter]], which he says will "head out to [[Finland|somewhere worldwide]]," but will not be "[[Honest Content|explicitly told]]" where, because Chris "doesn't want to [[dox]] anybody or anywhere."

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===Description===
{{quotebox|I talk about the plan for breaking the veil between the C-197 and 1218 halves of this very Earth in this very Universe 211987 of (Prime) Timeline 1C.}}

==Transcript==
[[File:12Oct2020 GoldenDiscArt.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Golden Disk|The drawing]] on Chris's desk.]]

[''Chris is sitting at his desk in his room. His green screen is enabled and is set to an image of the [[October 2023 social media posts#Roman Colosseum|Royal Albert Hall]]. The highway traffic outside is audible as per usual. He puts his hand to his face and exhales.'']

Hey everybody, [[Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]] here once again. [''He puts his hands to his face and exhales again.''] Getting it all channeled and centered is good... because I have a very important announcement to make, which I'm going to tell you about. So, we have this- I have this personally been- I personally wrote this out, so I know what I'm talking about. But, we are giving you the reasoning behind the [[Dimension Merge]] and what we are doing to further complete it. [''Chris moves things on his desk, then clears his throat.''] The project we'll read, "Break the Veil"! [''Chris puts on his reading glasses and flips his [[medallion]].''] All the [[Honest Content|honesty]] and everything. [''Chris crosses his heart with his finger, then whispers something and briefly covers his eyes. Then he clears his throat again.''] So forgive me if I- look at it this way- but I do mean it with every intention possible and in all honesty. So, for those who don't know, I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, ''af''- identifying- and identified, after many of Soul-Searching time, and divine and [[Chris and introspection|introspective]] revelations. [''clears throat''] Now, the goal in breaking the veil. We as a community have been waiting '''hundreds''' of years for the dimension merge, the tangible reunification of ''this very Earth'' divided into two with a dimensional veil in between.

[''video cut'']

Stronger magics and individuals (and creatures) who were considered mythical or too powerful were separated from us in the days of King Arthur by his order upon [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|Merlin the magician]].

[''video cut'']

The Earth half that is being remerged with ours houses the original "fictional" cartoon and live action characters and individuals. This merge has been integral because it was foretold in prophecy a-after the division of the Earth, would become undivided and everyone and everything comes together tangibly and magic returns and dispelling all those who are the worst and darkest of evils, and us all coexisting together without any divisions whatsoever. I, the one [[Avatar]] of all existence, have been able to access and travel to the magic half of our Earth, and other dimensions as well. I have been battling evil and dark individuals and creatures, not only with the help of the special Sonichus and Rosechus, companions and friends of the city of [[Cwcville]], Virginia, [[United States of America]], but with ''all'' the individuals there, including Bruce Wayne (Batman), Clark Kent (Superman), [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Super Mario Bros.|Super Mario, Luigi]], Tony Stark (Iron Man), Wolverine, the [[Transformers|Autobots and guardians of Cybertronic Obertron]], the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddess of Gamindustri]], and so on. My work has enabled me to further unlock and train my powers. I have been- and I have channeled to bring our two Earth halves back together on good timing, even though it has been slow in manifesting.

[''video cut'']

As the dimensionally divided Earth halves grow physically closer, it will be easier to perceive the people, characters, individuals, and even locations that have been residing on the Earth half in [[Dimension C-197]] by us on the Earth half, here in [[Dimension 1218]]. Not long from now, on good timing, ''this very earth'' will be ''whole'' again in our [[1C-211987|Universe 211987, in this Timeline 1C, the one Prime Timeline]]. It has been close enough that I've been able to perceive Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime, Magi-Chan Sonichu, and everyone, not only nearby me, ''but'' worldwide as well. Upon closer to the full completion, those without stronger psychic powers and abilities can see and act with everyone of the C-197 half tangibly and without a single doubt. In fully completing the Dimension Merge, I needed to channel more of my power between connecting with everything and everyone on Earth, this Universe, this Timeline and '''all''' the way to the Alpha Omega point of all existence. The beginning and the end, if you will.

[''video cut'']

With enough power, I can rip open a physical portal personally, bring some to everyone in the C-197 half tier to the 1218 half. While the constant prayer and cosmic work I have done here on the 1218 half (through and in the astral realm, and then on the C-197 half) has helped a lot, I have a plan to finally make this fully tangible, manifested and completed. [''Chris clears his throat and flips his medallion to show the face again.'']

[''video cut'']

I do not just wear my [[Sonichu medallion]] [[Chris and fashion|for style]] or as a symbol of high rank among Sonichus and Rosechus, or even as ''the'' chronicler and creator of the media I have started and can still continue on to do so. ''This'' medallion acts as a focusing point for my power (as well as the medallion chakra right behind me, between the heart and the throat chakra), drawing energy from this very universe and beyond, as well from within thyself in the Chakra Point. This medallion (and this process) works, as I am also a conduit of these very energies and powers. This is a role and power only I can personally wield.

[''video cut'']

I have been selling replica and [[OfficialCWCmart medallions|custom medallions]] online, both to give fans a chance to own one, and also because each medallion is linked with mine. The one inside me, as opposed to and as well as the physical one I wear. The medallions work by individuals of pure heart, both to imbue the owner with positive energy that I have personally blessed and intended into each and every single one. The more that are out there in use, the more easier manifesting the Dimension Merge's completion becomes (as well as purifying those who still need to be purified and redeemed). I have felt the power growing over time. I have sold hundreds over the years and I have felt increasing awareness and clarity about myself '''and''' my life over the time. I did have many of positive developments in my life after my darkened past, and I felt renewed and recharged. I have repented of all my sins and regrets of the past. I have set and reset my intentions for the better change in common good and conduct, [[Autism|even though I was not made to simply blend in]]. I think that was clear between being born autistic, as well as making that t- carrot- making that carrot type of cake back in [[high school]] in the {{w|home ec}} class. All this time, I have been focusing my positive energy, motivated by the good and bad times and the further energies from everything and everyone, into the ''final ripping'' of that dimensional veil! To push things to a limit, my idea is to mail special gift medallions out to people around the world! Some [[Chris and politics|select politicians]], maybe YouTubers, [[Brony|Bronies in the community]], [[Chris and religion|religious leaders]], and so on. Everyone deserves one, and everyone deserves to feel their respective redemption as I have, in their own respective individual way (cuz not everybody is going to be the same, obviously).

[''video cut, a [[Monty Python|completely different]] short video recorded with Chris's phone now plays'']

<blockquote>
[''Chris is filming a cardboard box full of yellow packaging, presumably all containing the cheaper [[OfficialCWCmart#Official Chris Chan Sonichu Medallion (3rd run)|knockoff Praetor medallions]]. Ambient music is edited in.'']

Okay. So yes, these lovely little medallions, these are the ones we're gonna send out, uh, more popularly for free to, uh, like people on YouTube, uh, the politicians and everything... As opposed to, uh, the ones that are few that I have personally put pieces of the old medallion into... and these are just the, uh, you know, [''extremely loud crinkling caused by Chris drowns out his own voice''] and all those individuals as well. But yeah, it's- it's all genuine and good.
</blockquote>

[''video cut, resuming back to Chris reading in front of his green screen'']

There has been rumors that the medallions are cursed, but they absolutely are not. Those who have experienced something bad after having received one, only happened because they had already done some bad themselves, and they had done bad things or made bad choice-chases beforehand. Some of these individuals end up becoming ''canceled'' online due to their actions. This was made clear only ''after'' they got the medallion from me and my store. The medallions reject negative and sinful energies and ways, and only revealed the truth of who those people were. And after their cleansing, they have found good blessings afterwards in their respective self-revelations. Anyone else ''can'' be redeemed and forgiven in the same way, because they have been purged of their sins in those times. As well as continue to pray to all the goods, gods, and goddesses everywhere, because the ultimate truth is: There is no wrong religion. The only ones that are incorrect are those that worship Satan, though I will give credit to where credit is due, because Satan is essentially—what is it, oh yes—the ''warden'' of the Hell realm. But, he is not to be worshipped. He's just- all he is- he's the- warrant- and... the judge below. As well as to the better ones and the good ones that actually do help us in every way. Because, in order for us to receive the good blessings, a lot of times we have to find suffering in order to appreciate the good blessings that we have and the good blessings that we will have after the fact. [''[[sigh]]s, then picks up a golden Sonichu medallion off his desk''] I have also made a set of authentic, holy, blessed, golden medallions. And only these medallions are a special part of the idea and manifestation, and as they each will literally contain a piece of the original Sonichu medallion that was made, part of, to make this one as well. [''taps the medallion he is wearing''] That medallion I had made and wore for over a decade's worth of service, it is the ''classic'' Sonichu medallion. Its pieces have been broken up, and grounded, and a little mixed in into the clay of each and every one of these particular golden medallions. Gilded by hand with real 24 karat gold... [''A passing train's horn is audible from outside of [[Big Island House|Chris's house]].''] and painted with care. They are all handmade and personally blessed.

[''video cut, more footage recorded with Chris's phone now plays.'']

<blockquote>
[''Chris is filming his desk. On the desk, two {{w|Ziploc}} bags, a megastone, a medallion mold (as seen in [[OG Sonichu Medallion Upgraded, Rebirthed and Redeemed]]), and some chunks of clay can be seen. Ambient music is edited in again.'']

Okay. So, right here we are getting a piece of the, uh, previous medallion and we're gonna... take a- bits of it, and, uh, also break it up. We're gonna put it into ''this'' medallion which, uh, this is gonna be the one's gonna head out to [[Finland|somewhere worldwide]], [[Honor roll|which is not gonna be explicitly told]] cuz I don't wanna [[dox]] [[Flutter|anybody]] or [[Finland|anywhere]]... that you- anybody get their grubby mitts on these or steal them for any selfish gain or anything. Other than that, yeah. It's pretty much quite good indeed- and maybe just a- a very tiny, small one... we- plant these... Yep... Mhm... Yeah, I feel like that's good, and then, uh, we'll just, uh, take this little bit of a layer for the backing and we're gonna cover this all up. Mm, gonna need some more- the lovely clay after this... Yeah.

[''video cut'']

And yeah, we'll just, uh, pop this out. Give a bit of a good look-see there, yeah. Definitely- you can definitely see- bunch of the, uh, old medallion seeping on through there, just then looks- looks pretty good, you know, I've been working on this. Put a ring in it, uh, and a little bit of a crack to seal, it looks like. It's- it's a minor detail... and then we'll just pop this in. Mm. I'm- just fix this up a bit... more... s-s... make sure it's a nice, secure medallion cuz it's gonna be- it's one of those few that's going out... and then we'll... dig a megastone in, going o- going in about halfway. I probably should've just left this in the mold and then this... mm, it's alright. And, um, yeah, take a bit more of the, uh, clay and just... loop it around... make the- cover, keep it in place. More... It's all good, [''sigh''] patch it up, patch it up, patch it up. [''sigh''] This will definitely be sal- solidifying better once we get this one out of the oven. But yeah, there you go. That's one of the, uh, medallions that's gonna head out to a random location somewhere.

[''video cut'']

And yeah, so right now, after we, uh, have applied the, uh, go- the gold onto the medallion, we're just, uh, fluffing them off gently with this brush, get the excess, uh, off. Light touch because this stuff is very, very... brittle. Good thing we've already got all this glued and secured, much as we can. We'll cover any holes later with... we'll cover any holes later with some- with- with some more gold that we get from the leftover scraps here. Yep, this is genuine 24 karat.

[''video cut'']

But yeah, we're getting this, uh, lovely gold leaf from our suppliers online. [[Praetor|My associates]] are ordering them so I can pers- so we can personally do this... and just make sure- get the job thoroughly done and secure. Simple as, as simple does. It's quite good.

</blockquote>

[''video cut, resuming back to Chris reading in front of his green screen'']

And if I can tell you- parts of the old medallion- each one has a unique power link to my aura and energy, as well as the medallion, and through this medallion, into the one that's in me. My idea is to send them to various places and chosen individuals around the Earth that have particularly strong magical energy and heavy significance. I am not revealing the intended locations, but they shall be delivered there safely and well, respectively. The goal is to get them there in a highly intuitive nexus, guided by the divine, the cosmos, and beyond, stretching as far as the Alpha Omega point of all existence. [''The video is briefly edited to follow Chris's raised hand, revealing that the recording itself is decently cropped.''] Because what's in range of these areas—[[Relics of Fail|the powerful artifacts]], [[portals]], and magical ores—these medallions will be able to channel that directly to me, in a new redeemed medallion of mine, as you had seen in [[OG Sonichu Medallion Upgraded, Rebirthed and Redeemed|the recently uploaded video]]. It was a sh- it was- it was upset- it was emotional to me, to take that apart. As y'all can see, at that point. [''sigh''] But, it still was worth it because it's reborn, it's redeemed, and it is very good. Complete with the original megastone, ''and'' even the original ring! We got the rust off of that one. With this done, I do feel and personally believe-

[''video cut mid-sentence, resumes the same sentence'']

-this will likely be the boost we need to tear the veil between the two Earth halves, and complete the Dimension Merge, and make this universe whole once again as Timeline 1C, Universe 211987 (or for short, 1C211987). I ask for your help, because there is a [[True and Loyal Fanbase| great and vast community worldwide]], and I pray and hope that everyone's hearts and souls can unite. At the time of this video's upload, it will soon be [[Christmas]] at the time of this video's recording (way back on September 18th, 2025) and the timeframe of course, of [[Jesus Christ]]'s birth. Because let's face it, he was not born on the 25th of December, he was born a little bit later than that, but still. It is the holy and good holiday. These medallions will focus that religious power that will '''shake''' the very veil for good. [''sighs, briefly puts his hands to his face, then takes his reading glasses off''] Aside from that, yes. Everything remains good and well, as best as possible, in every single way. And I appreciate, personally, every single blessing and even difficulties that can precede them. Because I am strong. I am my own level of powerful, as opposed to everybody else's power level. I am connected with everything metaphysically, you know I am also grounded here. Because when you think of it, Jesus Christ, he was rather disconnected but then of course he had to be disconnected so that he ''can'' be connected with the metaphysical and everyone and everything, so that he can preach the word and do everything that is good, and of course... his resurrection and everything. And it is quite, quite similar with me. And of course, you gotta give- you've got to give me that due as well, because in my [[Naïve|naivety]] as a child, I did make my sins and regrets. But, I speak true and holy, that I had been redeemed when I used my powers to heal everybody way back then. As I do now, through my vessel and identity as Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Prime of every single Chris Chan and Christ Chan throughout the multiverse. [''sigh''] But it is good, because I am indeed the deep integral part... [''puts a hand on his heart''] in here... and everything. And I admit at times, I did make my mistakes, but then again, you have to think with the autistic brain and how we think. Even with the perspective from fra-thinking and processing from the bottom-up, as opposed to the top-down that most other people do intend to. But, I do find my manifestations greater, and I do so definitely with prayer and my constant, focused, set-intentioned aura flashes, leading towards the ultimate miracle that has been [[foreseen]], that has been prophesized (not only in the stones and in everything over the years on the carvings, in the Bibles, and all the other good scriptures). But it is good. There is no wrong religion. To be worshipped, are the deities and those that are good, light powered, and righteous. They work within the Heaven realm, but I work with them and beyond, all the way to the very Alpha Omega point of all existence. So, intuitively, unconsciously, subconsciously, I know. It's just... I cannot consciously know specific dates or times, ''when'' it will happen, but I know... this Dimension Merge is going to happen, and be completed, and everything. [''sigh''] But in any event, everybody, I thank you all for your time and your continued support, and do please continue to buy the medallions. That does help, in connecting more with all you, on top of the connections of which I managed to establish but- I do get stronger with that... because... it all connects and it is very, very good. [''Chris picks up a bottle of water with a crystal inside of it from his desk and drinks it.'']

[''video cut'']

I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime, identified throughout a long extensive bunch of Soul-Searching, and finding myself, and everything. Everyone who watches this video or becomes aware of this video through word of mouth and everything and beyond that... feel blessed, be good, and do well. [''clears throat''] Every one of you, take care and have a blessed, safe day.

[''Outro card that reads "SUBSCRIBE AND LIKE" appears for about 5 seconds.'']

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PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers

2025-10-13T01:39:30Z

Larry the Larryhog:

'''PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 29 [[September 2025]] as a YouTube Short. In it, two of Chris's custom Sonichu [[Transformers]] lecture the viewer on how to deal with Internet [[trolls]] and cyber-bullies, in an imitation of the [[1980s]] Public Service Announcements that aired as part of children's cartoons. The video features badly edited, repetitively looped audio and video throughout.

==Video==
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| name = PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZN8VUhu71Po}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2025]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| previous = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews#Tork|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork]]
| next = [[Breaking the Veil]]
}}

==Transcript==

[''One of Chris's Transformers characters, [[Chris and cameras|half out of frame]], addresses the viewer.'']

'''Transformer:''' [[Emgo316|YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS!]] YOUNG WARRIORS! [[Speech impediment|Lishen]] to me now! Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now! For my advice is relevant to today's standards. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG W-[''audio cut''] Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now!

[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.'']

'''Transformer:''' [[Honor roll|Ignorance is truly bliss]] against thy foes. When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, report all the haters, and all fakers, on the social media. Report all the haters, all the haters, all the haters. Report all fakers, all fakers, all fakers. And block them all.

[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now half out of frame.'']

'''Transformer:''' [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS!]]

[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.'']

'''Transformer:''' When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, report all the haters, and all fakers, on the social media. Report all the haters, all the haters, all the haters. Report all fakers, all fakers, all fakers. And block them all. Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.

[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now half out of frame.'']

'''Transformer:''' [[Things Chris has ripped off|YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS!]]

[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.'']

'''Transformer:''' Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes. Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.

[''Cut to Son-Chu.'']

'''Son-Chu:''' Eh. I wonder what he means by that?

[''Cut back to the original Transformer, half out of frame.'']

'''Transformer:''' [[Random-access humour|YOUNG WARRIORS!]] Lishen to me now!

[''Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.'']

'''Transformer:''' When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.

[''Cut to Son-Chu.'']

'''Son-Chu:''' He's right ya know. 'E's right- 'E's right- 'E's right. So you po- so you find a hater, somebody that's just giving you really bad commentary. Ignore them, ignore them, ignore them. Ignore all the comments that are not beneficial. Ignore them, ignore them, ignore them, ignore all the comments that are not beneficial. And all you haters and fakers, stop it. Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and faking on yourselves and start being honest and good- Start being honest and good- Start being honest and good- Start being honest and good, with others ''and'' yourself. All right? All right? Stop hating and fake- Start being honest and good with others, and yourself. 'S enough about that.

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2025-10-10T18:05:09Z

Larry the Larryhog:

JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025

2025-10-10T18:03:48Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Video */

{{quote|This one goes out to all of the [[Virgin with rage|incels]] of the world.|Chris}}

'''JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 10 [[October 2025]]. In it, Chris sings the [[Singing an ol' diddy|2016 remake]] of his signature song "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" with altered lyrics, dedicating it to the incel community.

==Video==
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|V_rkrFvFgpE}}
| stardate = 10 [[October 2025]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Revelations|text}}
| previous = [[How much caffeine has he had with his Energon?]]
| next =
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===Description===
{{quotebox|I am singing the (updated) "So Need a Cute Girl" Song, personally.

This one goes out to all of the incels of the world. Have Faith, head out, and follow the Light Powered Path from within you, even YOU can find your own partner, rather it be Straight, Gay, Lesbian, even yourself, whatever identity. Because, in order to find love and peace for yourself involves caring about your self, so you can attract those who will authentically care about and love you as well. Spiritual, Soul Attraction is, indeed, real. If you open up to the energies and vibes, you will find your way to the one who will be with you in the longest run, period. Prayer, Sorting yourself out, Setting your Priorities, knowing what you are looking for in your life partner; they are valid to do in your own Soul Searching, Deeper Thoughts and Meditaitons.

Follow that which IS good and Light Powered, and you will be guided, respectively.

Music is "I Want It That Way", Instrumental, by Backstreet Boys. 
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg</nowiki>
}}

==Transcript==
[''instrumental intro starts'']

Hey everybody, [[Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]] here once again... and, well, this one goes out to all of the <abbr title="involuntary celibates">incels</abbr> out there. I wanted to give y'all a personal message, even though for a while I'll admit I was like- I was like one of you. [''[[sigh]]''] The situation was not in my favor once upon a time... but then, I still perspired and now [[Flutter|I'm definitely in a much better place]] than I was a couple of decades ago or so. So, this one goes out to you humbly and gratefully, and I pray that this will inspire you to at least ''try'' to overcome your shyness and everything, so you can actually [[Finland|go out there]]. Cuz if you pray, if you follow that which is good and Light Powered, you will be able to find your love for yourself. Whether it's your- whether it's the love of yourself, or whether it be a [[Homos|gay love]], or [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement|lesbian love]], [[Slow in the mind|or of course even]]... [''sigh''] But whatever orientation- straight, that was the word I was looking for. Even a straight love. [''sigh''] Either way, when you find a love for yourself and with your partner, it will work out well... and prayfully, you will find your partners. Just take that good faith and hope and everything... and have faith and pray, for it is right and it is good. [''inhale and exhale''] Thank you. Alright...

:Hey, look at me
:I stood here sad and lonely 

:Without a [[2014 house fire|fire]], 
:But a desire 
:To not hear you say, 
:[[Noviophobia|"I'm already taken!"]] 

:As I saw da ladies walking 
:Along one by one, 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a [[virgin with rage]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I ain't ever wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:And I have no fire, 
:But a desire 
:Not to hear you say that, 
:"I was already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a [[virgin with rage]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I need a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Why did all of the [[jerks]] 
:Get all the pretty ones? (Yeah) 
:You may not know this, 
:But you found out 
:That I was a lonesome heart! 

:And I had no fire, 
:But a desire 
:To ''not'', to ''not'', to ''not'' 
:''Heeeaaar…'' 

:''DIDN'T'' WANNA HEAR IT!

:Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
:Needed a cute girl my age! 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a virgin with rage! 
:(Tell me why) 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a virgin with rage! 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:[[Flutter|But now I'm in a better place]]

And I am very grateful for [[CHINA|that]].

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2025-10-10T18:03:33Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Video */

Smiling Friends

2025-10-06T20:23:17Z

Larry the Larryhog: /* Proposed role */ The grease puddle had three lines, adding background to the third one.

{{quote|And don’t forget about me, Grease! I could have done it. [...] I mean, no, but I totally could have.|Lines by Grease, which Chris was to have voiced}}

[[File:Smiling Friends - Grease.png|thumb|Grease]]

'''''Smiling Friends''''' is an animated series airing on [[Adult Swim]]. It premiered in [[April 2020]] and ran for three seasons.

Zach Hadel, co-creator of the series and voice of the co-lead character Charlie, stated in an interview with ''[[The Create Unknown]]'' podcast<ref name=cu>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06R7mspyoRw</ref> that Chris was very nearly going to have a small voice role on the show. However, that plan ultimately fell through, due to a number of concerns; they had already used up their budget for cameo roles, and were told they would have to cast Chris in more roles if he got the part. Plus, the network was seemingly aware of Chris's [[Honest Content|inability to keep a secret]], and were concerned that he would potentially blab about his role before it aired (which would be problematic, as ''Smiling Friends'' is known for its surprise cameos). It's worth noting these negotiations happened before the [[Affair With Mother|incest scandal]] broke out.

In the season 3 premiere, there was a reference to [[Bob Chandler]]'s line in [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]].

==Proposed role==
Chris was going to have three lines as a talking grease puddle in the episode "Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty?", which was the fifth episode of the series. The plot revolved around characters attempting to solve a murder. At one point a grease puddle says, "And don’t forget about me, Grease! I could have done it." Charlie answers, "Um... alright, well, did you do it?" And Grease answers, "I mean, no, but I totally could have." Later on, as Charlie and Pim rewind the surveillance tape to uncover the murderer, the grease puddle prompts the two to continue one last time, revealing the victim actually died of a heart attack.

The episode aired on 16 [[January 2022]], with the grease puddle being voiced by fellow animator and Chris follower Harry Partridge doing a rough impression of Chris.

Zach Hadel mentioned having been inspired by both Chris's segment in ''[[Shrek Retold]]'' and the full version of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] when coming up with the role.<ref name=cu></ref>

Chris is aware that he nearly had the role. In the February 2024 livestream [[Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream]], Chris is asked by a fan about his thoughts on ''Smiling Friends'', and Chris responded that it's a decent show, then performed the two Grease lines.

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Speaking Akashic

2025-09-26T17:48:48Z

Larry the Larryhog:

{{quote|Everything is up for interpretation, and only those who are authentically psychic, spiritual vastly connected and metaphysical can translate it so. And once it is spoken, it is erased from the speaker's conscious memory, like an obscure [[dream]]'s details.

[[Autism#Chris on Neurotypicality|Not many neurotypical individuals can get it]].|[[September 2025 social media posts#Why Chris is just playing with toys instead of teaching us about the Merge|Chris, shortly after posting the video]].}}

'''Speaking Akashic''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 24 [[September 2025]]. It consists entirely of Chris babbling in incomprehensible spiritual nonsense (for a change). According to Chris, this gibberish is actually the "[[Akashic Records|Akashic]]" language, a supposed lost language that he started to believe he could speak [[Jail Saga|when he went to jail]].

==Video==
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| name = Speaking Akashic
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZmQPyTJ-z9c}}
| stardate = 24 [[September 2025]]
| subject = [[Akashic]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Revelations|text}}
| previous = [[Punicrackde- V Supplement/Outtake Plus Unedited Ending]]
| next = [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|This was me feeling fatigued, but I was really connected and spoke verbally in the moment. Any authentic, vastly connected and powerful psychic, spiritual, metaphysical individual can translate or understand it.}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris is sitting in his room. His green screen is enabled and is set to an image of the [[October 2023 social media posts#Roman Colosseum|Royal Albert Hall]]. Chris [[Creepy stare|stares]] into the camera and begins to talk, slurring his words in an exaggerated manner.'']

Okay, to anybody that gets this... At this moment, I have been without caffeine the entire day and my brain is very... very much connected with [[CWC Update 9 April 2009|the cosmos]] and everything. You look into my eye, into my pupil. As you can see, they're small. [''Chris speaks in gibberish for about 108 seconds before briefly making a loud humming noise, then uttering one last gibberish remark before ending the video.'']

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Larry the Larryhog:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] <div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2025-9-25 12:53:05}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2025-5-17 18:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''26 September''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Tork]]'''.
*'''25 September''' - Chris '''[[Sightings_(2025)#Sheetz|is spotted]]''' at a Sheetz in Lynchburg, VA.
*'''24 September''' - Chris publishes '''[[Speaking Akashic]]''', where he babbles incomprehensible gibberish in front of his camera.
*'''20 September''' - Chris publishes '''[[Punicrackder-V Review Original Ending]]''' and '''[[Punicrackde- V Supplement/Outtake Plus Unedited Ending]]'''.
*'''19 September''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - (Renegade) Focus]]'''.
*'''18 September''' -
**Chris publishes '''[[OG Sonichu Medallion Upgraded, Rebirthed and Redeemed]]'''.
**Chris publishes '''[[Retro Review: Titans Return Son-Chu Review]]''', a revised version of [[Son-Chu Review]].
*'''12 September''' -
**Chris publishes '''[[Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video]]'''.
**Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punicrackder V plus Music Video]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''24 September''' - [[Voicemail greetings]] from [[July 2016]] and [[February 2017]].
*'''19 September''' - [[Sightings (2024)#Notary with Barb|Notary service sighting of Chris and Barb]] from [[February 2024]].
*'''18 August''' - [[List_of_Chris%27s_comments_on_YouTube#Steamed_Hams_but_it's_a_telltale_game|Steamed Hams YouTube comment]] from [[February 2021]].
*'''3 August''' - A [[:File:Edmund McMillen Mewgenics comic, Chris art.jpeg|page from the ''Mewgenics'' comic]] by [[Edmund McMillen]], which Chris collaborated on.
*'''24 July''' - [[The Place chats (August 2020)#PokeStop rejection|PokeStop rejection]] from [[August 2020]]
*'''11 July''' - [[Sightings (2024)#Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland|Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland]] sighting from [[April 2024]].

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