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Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas

2015-12-16T20:45:54Z

Leonartist:

'''Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas''' was uploaded just a few hours after Chris's bizarre dance video on 15th December 2015. Here, Chris shows off his own version of the [[Christmas]] song "[[Wikipedia:The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)|The Twelve Days of Christmas]]" in which he <strike>babbles</strike> teaches us about transistor radios, how numbers are letters, jazzy hits, and something about a big fat hen. He also begs for more shekels.

Chris reprises his "[[I Got A Fish]]" song from [[2009]].

==Description==
{{quotebox|Enjoy. :)}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR26rVSveO8}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[A little song and dance]]
| next =
}}

==Transcription==

''(begins playing a Christmas song on his iPhone)''

Seasons greetings and happy holidays, everybody!

Christine Chandler here. And er, I've come bearing a... variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." But we'll skip the repetition and somebody else can put- the singing parts with the tune.

And so with that, errr, on with the list!

''(Horrible singing voice)'' On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me the instant classic the Japanese transistor radioooooh! ''(Pumps fist in a look of success)''

It was a nakashuma! Mark 4! That was the model that was discontinued it gave me a leather carrying case ''(very excited now)'' with holes in it so you can listen to it ''(Chris makes a gesture up to his ear as if he is holding the radio)'' and it gave me this little wire that had an end that, one end you stick in the ear and the other end you can't stick anywhere because, it's bent.

''(begins singing again)'' On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me the numerical alphabet. ''(Holds up a napkin with what looks like a number 2 written on it in sharpie)''

Alright, so, this is, it look like the number two! But guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. 2 to Q! and the anonymous decision in my own mental head, two is officially a letter. And not only that, but, between the two and the five, you also get the "S" and "Z". And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet, zero is an "O", one an "i", and the "L"...with the common link to number 7 that's also an L, but the number 7, with or without the cross, can still be the capital F! And the number three is the, uh, ''(singing)'' "E, M, N, W". ''(Thumbs up and a cheeky grin)'' And uh, shoot, four..four! four! is uh, "H" and a "Y" ''(Puts hand up as if he was waving)'' Hi! And also, like, the number six and nine, four, six, and nine, are "B", "D", "P", "Q". Ah, let's see four, five, six, seven, and number eight! It can only be, the letter, "B"! But also, ''(high pitched)'' infinity!

And then, with that nonsense out of the way, ''(begins singing)'' On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me freeee, freshhh, fishhhh. [[I Got A Fish|I've got a fish would you like to make a wish!]] You're gonna do-you got yourself a fish? Now order a new side dish! Make a wish!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... or rather she reminded me that I have not forgotten!? Anything or anyone. ''(cheeky grin)''

And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the jazzy hits from the good ole jumpin' jive era.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the job of pickin' up... sticks!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me born female, angelic women and ladies, of all races and religions and what-nock, make, lesbians, bi-sensuals, straight, the drag kings, and the transmales that have "not" have the operation change yet... whatsoever.

''(wipes sweat off his forehead)'' Sorry, dudes! ''(chuckles)''

And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love... gave to me a late train of thought. ''(puts hand on head)'' The mislabeling (?) of autism! Veooo make me forget. Pth.

And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a share of the platinum mine [[Wikipedia:Santa Baby|Santa baby]] gave to her last year.

And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ''(dances and repeats gibberish about a big fat hen)''

And on the eleventh day of Christmas a bling clock tower of London! Big Ben!

And on the twelth day of Christmas, although it may seem straaaange... on the twelfth day of christmas, I'm going to exchaaaange... twelve drummers stri-drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milkin, seven swans-a-swimmin', six geese laying, fiveee golden raaaaangs, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear ''(high pitched)'' treeeeeeeeeee!

''(clicks selfie remote button, doesn't work)'' I might have more...redone holiday hits in the next few days before Christmas of 2015, but that's still to be determined. Donations are still greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders. Figures and everything, and up until Christmas day donations of one hundred dollars or greater get one additional figure of their own choice, though I can't guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly d-appreciated, and I-but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts or donations be-less than ten dorrars, but the options are now there on my [[Etsy]] listing. And that's okay because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it. Or at least a few of them are unable to find it. D-it's got a big ol' blue background, double letter's-yellow letters, DONATION!

Thank you, have a good safe day, Merry Christmas.

==External links==
* [https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]
{{Music Videos}}

Tomgirl Pictures

2015-03-02T22:14:05Z

Leonartist: /* Fan works */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself.</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to [[Jackie|someone]] advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even [[White knight|white knights]] can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg|I wonder what Fred Phelps would say about this....
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg|A pillar of heterosexuality, and that's [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE AND HONEST]]
File:TG22.jpg|If he wears this and claims to be straight, I'd hate to see him when he comes out of the closet.....
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at the top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings.
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
File:ChantomimeDame.png|[[TRUE and HONEST]] picture from Chris's brief stint in British theatre
File:Chris's_True_Lego_Form.png|A true and honest minifigure.
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Tomgirl Pictures

2015-03-02T22:12:24Z

Leonartist: Undo revision 183521 by Leonartist (talk)

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself.</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to [[Jackie|someone]] advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even [[White knight|white knights]] can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg|I wonder what Fred Phelps would say about this....
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg|A pillar of heterosexuality, and that's [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE AND HONEST]]
File:TG22.jpg|If he wears this and claims to be straight, I'd hate to see him when he comes out of the closet.....
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at the top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings.
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
File:ChantomimeDame.png|[[TRUE and HONEST]] picture from Chris's brief stint in British theatre
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Tomgirl Pictures

2015-03-02T22:10:50Z

Leonartist:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself.</ref>}}

One day, [[Chris]] decided to cross-dress. Then take '''pictures''' of it. Then go out in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|public]] and take pictures of it. The pictures were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] on 28 [[April 2011]]. According to Tito, this bizarre new stunt was apparently Chris's extremely [[autism|overboard reaction]] to [[Jackie|someone]] advising him to get in touch with his [[Chris and sex|feminine side]]. The photos also marked the beginning of the Tomgirl [[saga]].
[[File:TG1.png|center|300px]]
==History==
Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]]. To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.
[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px]]

==Chris's outfit==
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|right|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)
While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse. Because it was never seen before, it might have been a one time thing.

==Tito's Introduction==
Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with the femine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==
Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Chris-tran|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even [[White knight|white knights]] can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg|I wonder what Fred Phelps would say about this....
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg|A pillar of heterosexuality, and that's [[List of Chris's lies|TRUE AND HONEST]]
File:TG22.jpg|If he wears this and claims to be straight, I'd hate to see him when he comes out of the closet.....
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at the top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings.
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
</gallery>}}
</center>

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
File:ChantomimeDame.png|[[TRUE and HONEST]] picture from Chris's brief stint in British theatre
[[Image:Chris's True Lego Form.png|thumb|A true and honest minifigure.]]
</gallery>}}
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Lego

2015-03-02T03:03:32Z

Leonartist:

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:118-LegoCWC.jpg|thumb|Chris is just as fail in his Lego form as in any other.]]
[[Image:Chris's True Lego Form.png|thumb|A true and honest minifigure.]]
'''Lego''' is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego blocks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|creations]] into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood [[Christmas]], his late teens, and his early twenties. Even today, they remain a centerpiece of his life, with Chris spending literal thousands on Lego sets.

== Chris's Minor Lego Brick Creations ==
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Panoramic vista of [[CWCville]], in all its blocky glory.|thumb]]

* [[Pixelated PS3]] (also made with [[Pixelblocks]])
* [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]]
* [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|''Titanic''-like boat]]
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag "Heavy-duty case"] to hold his [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|''Pokémon'']] card decks, acknowledged by Chris as one of his most noteworthy [[inventions]] (also held together with tape).
* [[PlayingHouse|A model family]] with him, [[Jackie]], [[daughter|Crystal]] and [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

Chris has also found other uses for his Lego blocks besides simply building stuff. In his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|AIM chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], he noted that he uses his Lego figurines to "rehearse" imaginary conversations with women.

== Chris's Major Lego Brick Creations ==
Beyond any doubt, the most notable creation Chris has ever constructed with Lego bricks is the model city of [[CWCville]] that was on display in his room for years, and that was where Chris pieced together many ideas that would later wind up in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. At one point, CWCville consumed almost a third of his room. Chris himself eventually dismantled much of it. Neophyte Christorians may be surprised to learn that CWCville itself, however, is ''not'' the most influential creation in Chris's litany of Lego creations, however.

That award goes to his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High School]].

[[Image:14305011100 debcde366f b.jpg|Chris's Model of Manchester High School, after it had been damaged by the fire.|thumb]]

A sizable, sprawling building made from over a dozen Lego sets, this is, without a doubt, one of the largest, most expensive, and most important (to him, at least) creations Chris has ever worked on, a clear attempt to indulge himself in better days by reminding him of when he was still in high school, when he had [[gal-pals|friends of a sort]] and was [[List of places that have banned Chris|tolerated by society]], before his innocence was shattered during his [[graduation]]. By all accounts, Chris got it built up literally days before the tragic news that his gal-pals were only hanging around him out of pity, and it was equally-tragically one of many things irrevocably lost during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]. A general accounting shows that the Lego Manchester High model cost him about $1000.

Chris has since thrown absolutely everything at not only rebuilding his model School, but improving and expanding it. How much of this is a desire to rebuild what was lost, how much of this is an addiction, and how much is an attempt to lose himself in memories of the past is uncertain, but given the increasingly-terrifying steps Chris has taken to preserving it, as is evidenced below, it is extremely clear that it's a symptom of a much bigger and more pressing problem.

== Influences in the Comics ==
Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess.

[[:File:SchuComic7Page47.jpg|A panel]] in [[Sonichu 6]] features a hospital in which [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] is being held, which upon closer inspection has its design copied from the set [http://brickset.com/sets/7892-1/Hospital 7892] (owned by Chris in his Lego [[CWCville]]), even down to window placement.

== Qi Meng Bricks Police Station set==
[[Image:Comparisonsmall2.jpg|thumb|One of these things is not like the other...]]
In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego "6332-1 - Command Post Central".<ref>Link to Peeron page on set [http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/6332-1 "6332-1 Command Post Central"]</ref> Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded Qi Meng (启蒙, "Enlighten") Bricks "POLICE SERIES" set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the Qi Meng Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with "LEGO bricks". Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands, so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that Qi Meng Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally [[Liquid Chris|much poorer quality]] than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris.

==Kre-o==
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|left|100px|This one figurine was built out of at least $100 worth of sets.]]

To no surprise, Chris bought a rival Lego set made by Hasbro (the company behind [[Transformers]] and [[My Little Pony]]) called Kre-o. Chris specifically bought the $50 [[Optimus Prime]] set and used one of the human figurines combined with Lego parts to make a Frankenstein's monster minifig version of himself. A ''highly'' amusing note is that Chris's minifig, due to its being from multiple sets, is significantly shorter than other minifigs, which Chris has accounted for by affixing platform shoes (read: small block) to his feet to make him seem taller and more in-line with other minifigs.

This version of Lego Chris was last seen 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga|ponytail]].

==Addiction and Financial Ruin==
[[File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|thumb|[[Snorlax]]]]
As time has gone on, it's become increasingly apparent that Chris has been spending insane amounts of money on Lego sets. Initially, many had written this off as an attempt to rebuild his Manchester High School project following his house catching fire, but as time has gone on, it's become far more apparent that he's simply feeding an addiction--if not trying to [[Chris and reality|escape from reality entirely]] by burying his head in happier times, and has spent somewhere in the vicinity of $5,000 on recently-acquired Lego sets.

This is on top of [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|essentially begging friends and Facebook acquaintances for money]], making a [[Kickstarter]] project for money to make a Lego [[CWCville Shopping Center]] that failed ''twice'' (the first time due to it breaking the site rules, the second due to not receiving the correct backing of '''''$5,000''''' before 23 [[October 2014|October]]) and posting a wishlist of Lego sets he wanted from them. One of the sets on his wishlist was a SpongeBob-themed set retailing for around ''$300'', leading even [[William Elliott Waterman]] to call him out on his greed for expecting anyone to spend this much money on him for any reason, let alone to buy him luxuries. As time went on and Chris posted images of his damaged Manchester High Project, several noticed a huge number of empty boxes near the melted mock-school; sets that are all ''incredibly recent releases''. Thus, the [[CWCki]]'s team of [[Trolls|impartial observers]] were sent to begin attempting to answer a very simple question:

''Just how much is Chris's addiction to these damned things costing?''

To further breakdown the expense of this project, Chris's new MHS model incorporates about 10 Lego Friends Heartlake High Sets - which retail for about $50 each. There are multiple furnishings in the MHS model that ''only'' come in a specific ''[[Simpsons]]'' box set - one that retails for about $200. This same set is also the only one that provides pieces for a miniature that Chris turned into [[Sandy Rosechu]], which confirms the initial price. Just for MHS ''alone'', Chris has spent over $700. When one factors in incredibly expensive kits like the [[Optimus Prime]] set he was confirmed to have (over $160), a [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]] set he was likewise confirmed to have ($50), and the Temple of Light set he's confirmed to have, that's ''over $1,000''. Other recent identifications that show what Chris has acquired include a $60 Batcave set, a $75 scale model White House, and multiple ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]'' sets.

By all accounts, Chris has spent at least '''''$5,000''''' on Lego since the 14 Branchland Court fire. This is on top of the $800-1200 he spent on creating his MHS project the first time. One might make the argument that this is one of his many steps in repairing [[CWCville]], but it's just as likely that Chris has developed an honest-to-god addiction that can and will prove financially ruinous to him.

If this is indeed an addiction of sorts, it likely has origins in [[Barb]]'s hoarding, and her bribing Chris with toys when he was young in order to coax him into speech. While it [[Chris and money|existed in other forms]] prior to these events, the stress triggered by the loss of his [[father]], his home, [[Simonla#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin|and even the sanctity of his personal retreat]] have intensified his hoarding of Lego as a way to escape his bleak present situation--which is in-keeping with his family's habit of [[Greene_County_School_System#The_aftermath|running away]] [[28 October 2011|from their problems]]--and given it an unnerving therapeutic quality that it didn't seem to have before.

The fact that Chris has spent thousands on Lego alone is absolutely horrifying, especially when one takes into account the fact that his financial situation is so dire that he has been reduced to begging for donations on Facebook to get by. Rest assured, good reader: no one on the CWCki takes any joy in this, even after the events of [[26 December 2014|the macing incident]]. Whether due to genuine addiction or a misguided attempt to lose himself in fantasy, Chris is at the precipice of a truly dreadful situation, one that is unfortunately [[Chris and reality|only]] [[Chris and health|one]] [[Chris and anger|more]] [[Chris and his ego|thing]] for which he desperately needs professional help. Not only does he risk further financial difficulty if he continues to spend beyond his means like he is, his compulsive hoarding may become as physically dangerous as his mother's has. What he faces is a disease, and it deserves to be treated as such.

Sadly, Chris will never admit to there being any problem.

==Gallery==
<center>
{{collapsible
|Gallery of Lego|<gallery perrow=5>
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Spyrius, fuck yeah! Christian's 14th birthday.
Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[2005]]. Proof of pirated toy, look at the "Brick" font. Note that he is ''23'' in this photo.
Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG|The [[pixelated PS3]] of fail.
Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[1996]].
Image:400-LegKrt1.jpg|If you have no idea how to make your own Lego Go-Cart, Chris has your back.
Image:401-LegKrt2.jpg
Image:0424-CwcvilleBandStand1.jpg|A Lego gift to [[Cole Smithey]], perhaps Chris's first [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|band]]?
Image:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|A better view.
Image:0426-InformationCenter1.jpg|A model of the Information Center from Lego Island.
Image:0427-InformationCenter2.jpg|A rear view of the Information Center.
Image:0428-InformationCenter3.jpg|Further away view of Information Center.
Image:0429-ChristianWTallStack1.jpg|A face expressing either pride or gas.
Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|[[Duck|More than seven inches long!]]
File:CWC0001.jpg
Image:0431-CWCNuculus.jpg
Image:0440-CWCAndHis9Karts.jpg
Image:0438-CWCsMarioKartsX8.jpg
Image:0439-CWCsMarioKartsX9.jpg
Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg
Image:0443-9KartCarrier1.jpg
Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG|Moar of the pixelated PS3.
Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG|Pixelated PS3 and the [[Gitar]].
Image:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|An earlier effort: The Lego Walkman.
Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|Bionicle, the door's poster and figures in upper left corner.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|TIE Fighters zoom above a part of Lego CWCville.
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|CWCville: An overbuilt hellhole ruled by a man-child.
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|The money that paid for this could have gone to cancer patients.
Image:0852-Cwcville1.JPG|View over CWCville.
Image:0856-Cwcville5.JPG|Sonichu's house.
Image:0857-Cwcville6.JPG|Sonichu's garage, note the go cart.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|Chris apparently lives in [[Ruckersville|Rockersville]].
Image:0859-Cwcville8.JPG|God bless CWCville.
Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|Lego version of tails.
Image:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|CWCville police.
Image:0863-Cwcville12.JPG|Sonichu and Sonic, apperently.
Image:0864-Cwcville13.JPG|House of fail. Note the Garbled mess on the TV and the "I voted" sticker.
Image:0866-Cwcville15.JPG|Nice lighting, Dumbass.
Image:0868-Cwcville17.JPG|Rosechu and Amy talking about [[Women's rights|Shopping]]
Image:0869-Cwcville18.JPG|View of [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
Image:0870-Cwcville19.JPG|CWCville apparently has a [[Rocky Shoemaker call|bad shark problem]].
Image:0871-Cwcville20.JPG|Welcome to fabulous CWCville!
Image:0872-Cwcville21.JPG|CWCville General Hospital.
Image:0873-Cwcville22.JPG|Chris also has megablocks, Lego's [[Slow in the minds|retarded]] cousin.
Image:0875-Cwcville24.JPG|Chris is apparently a fan of the Power Puff Girls.
Image:0881-Cwcville30.JPG|Truck of fail. Note the Zapbud.
Image:Fbp11.png|Lego Chris, about to teach Lego Britney Spears about [[Duck|waterfowl]].
Image:Chris Lego.jpg|Smug Lego Chris sitting on his epic heavy metal throne.
Image:Facebook1.jpg|[[Hard Love Quest|Here you see, a sad and Lego Christian C.]]
Image:Facebook2.jpg|Truly a fallen angel.
File:Lego - 24 September 2013.jpeg|Chris gets back at Megan using voodoo
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|The Bitch, the Witch and the Bastard
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|That'll teach them

</gallery>}}
</center>

==See also==
[[File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|thumb|Lego Chris in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]

* [[ReBrick]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]]
* [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]
* [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]
* [[Pixelblocks]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]

==Sources==
<references/>

[[Category:Hobbies]][[Category:Toys]]

Lego

2015-03-02T03:02:13Z

Leonartist:

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:118-LegoCWC.jpg|thumb|Chris is just as fail in his Lego form as in any other.]]
[[Image:Chris's True Lego Form.png|thumb|A true and honest minigigure.]]
'''Lego''' is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego blocks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|creations]] into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood [[Christmas]], his late teens, and his early twenties. Even today, they remain a centerpiece of his life, with Chris spending literal thousands on Lego sets.

== Chris's Minor Lego Brick Creations ==
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Panoramic vista of [[CWCville]], in all its blocky glory.|thumb]]

* [[Pixelated PS3]] (also made with [[Pixelblocks]])
* [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]]
* [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|''Titanic''-like boat]]
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag "Heavy-duty case"] to hold his [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|''Pokémon'']] card decks, acknowledged by Chris as one of his most noteworthy [[inventions]] (also held together with tape).
* [[PlayingHouse|A model family]] with him, [[Jackie]], [[daughter|Crystal]] and [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

Chris has also found other uses for his Lego blocks besides simply building stuff. In his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|AIM chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], he noted that he uses his Lego figurines to "rehearse" imaginary conversations with women.

== Chris's Major Lego Brick Creations ==
Beyond any doubt, the most notable creation Chris has ever constructed with Lego bricks is the model city of [[CWCville]] that was on display in his room for years, and that was where Chris pieced together many ideas that would later wind up in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. At one point, CWCville consumed almost a third of his room. Chris himself eventually dismantled much of it. Neophyte Christorians may be surprised to learn that CWCville itself, however, is ''not'' the most influential creation in Chris's litany of Lego creations, however.

That award goes to his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High School]].

[[Image:14305011100 debcde366f b.jpg|Chris's Model of Manchester High School, after it had been damaged by the fire.|thumb]]

A sizable, sprawling building made from over a dozen Lego sets, this is, without a doubt, one of the largest, most expensive, and most important (to him, at least) creations Chris has ever worked on, a clear attempt to indulge himself in better days by reminding him of when he was still in high school, when he had [[gal-pals|friends of a sort]] and was [[List of places that have banned Chris|tolerated by society]], before his innocence was shattered during his [[graduation]]. By all accounts, Chris got it built up literally days before the tragic news that his gal-pals were only hanging around him out of pity, and it was equally-tragically one of many things irrevocably lost during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]. A general accounting shows that the Lego Manchester High model cost him about $1000.

Chris has since thrown absolutely everything at not only rebuilding his model School, but improving and expanding it. How much of this is a desire to rebuild what was lost, how much of this is an addiction, and how much is an attempt to lose himself in memories of the past is uncertain, but given the increasingly-terrifying steps Chris has taken to preserving it, as is evidenced below, it is extremely clear that it's a symptom of a much bigger and more pressing problem.

== Influences in the Comics ==
Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess.

[[:File:SchuComic7Page47.jpg|A panel]] in [[Sonichu 6]] features a hospital in which [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] is being held, which upon closer inspection has its design copied from the set [http://brickset.com/sets/7892-1/Hospital 7892] (owned by Chris in his Lego [[CWCville]]), even down to window placement.

== Qi Meng Bricks Police Station set==
[[Image:Comparisonsmall2.jpg|thumb|One of these things is not like the other...]]
In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego "6332-1 - Command Post Central".<ref>Link to Peeron page on set [http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/6332-1 "6332-1 Command Post Central"]</ref> Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded Qi Meng (启蒙, "Enlighten") Bricks "POLICE SERIES" set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the Qi Meng Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with "LEGO bricks". Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands, so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that Qi Meng Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally [[Liquid Chris|much poorer quality]] than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris.

==Kre-o==
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|left|100px|This one figurine was built out of at least $100 worth of sets.]]

To no surprise, Chris bought a rival Lego set made by Hasbro (the company behind [[Transformers]] and [[My Little Pony]]) called Kre-o. Chris specifically bought the $50 [[Optimus Prime]] set and used one of the human figurines combined with Lego parts to make a Frankenstein's monster minifig version of himself. A ''highly'' amusing note is that Chris's minifig, due to its being from multiple sets, is significantly shorter than other minifigs, which Chris has accounted for by affixing platform shoes (read: small block) to his feet to make him seem taller and more in-line with other minifigs.

This version of Lego Chris was last seen 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga|ponytail]].

==Addiction and Financial Ruin==
[[File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|thumb|[[Snorlax]]]]
As time has gone on, it's become increasingly apparent that Chris has been spending insane amounts of money on Lego sets. Initially, many had written this off as an attempt to rebuild his Manchester High School project following his house catching fire, but as time has gone on, it's become far more apparent that he's simply feeding an addiction--if not trying to [[Chris and reality|escape from reality entirely]] by burying his head in happier times, and has spent somewhere in the vicinity of $5,000 on recently-acquired Lego sets.

This is on top of [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|essentially begging friends and Facebook acquaintances for money]], making a [[Kickstarter]] project for money to make a Lego [[CWCville Shopping Center]] that failed ''twice'' (the first time due to it breaking the site rules, the second due to not receiving the correct backing of '''''$5,000''''' before 23 [[October 2014|October]]) and posting a wishlist of Lego sets he wanted from them. One of the sets on his wishlist was a SpongeBob-themed set retailing for around ''$300'', leading even [[William Elliott Waterman]] to call him out on his greed for expecting anyone to spend this much money on him for any reason, let alone to buy him luxuries. As time went on and Chris posted images of his damaged Manchester High Project, several noticed a huge number of empty boxes near the melted mock-school; sets that are all ''incredibly recent releases''. Thus, the [[CWCki]]'s team of [[Trolls|impartial observers]] were sent to begin attempting to answer a very simple question:

''Just how much is Chris's addiction to these damned things costing?''

To further breakdown the expense of this project, Chris's new MHS model incorporates about 10 Lego Friends Heartlake High Sets - which retail for about $50 each. There are multiple furnishings in the MHS model that ''only'' come in a specific ''[[Simpsons]]'' box set - one that retails for about $200. This same set is also the only one that provides pieces for a miniature that Chris turned into [[Sandy Rosechu]], which confirms the initial price. Just for MHS ''alone'', Chris has spent over $700. When one factors in incredibly expensive kits like the [[Optimus Prime]] set he was confirmed to have (over $160), a [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]] set he was likewise confirmed to have ($50), and the Temple of Light set he's confirmed to have, that's ''over $1,000''. Other recent identifications that show what Chris has acquired include a $60 Batcave set, a $75 scale model White House, and multiple ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]'' sets.

By all accounts, Chris has spent at least '''''$5,000''''' on Lego since the 14 Branchland Court fire. This is on top of the $800-1200 he spent on creating his MHS project the first time. One might make the argument that this is one of his many steps in repairing [[CWCville]], but it's just as likely that Chris has developed an honest-to-god addiction that can and will prove financially ruinous to him.

If this is indeed an addiction of sorts, it likely has origins in [[Barb]]'s hoarding, and her bribing Chris with toys when he was young in order to coax him into speech. While it [[Chris and money|existed in other forms]] prior to these events, the stress triggered by the loss of his [[father]], his home, [[Simonla#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin|and even the sanctity of his personal retreat]] have intensified his hoarding of Lego as a way to escape his bleak present situation--which is in-keeping with his family's habit of [[Greene_County_School_System#The_aftermath|running away]] [[28 October 2011|from their problems]]--and given it an unnerving therapeutic quality that it didn't seem to have before.

The fact that Chris has spent thousands on Lego alone is absolutely horrifying, especially when one takes into account the fact that his financial situation is so dire that he has been reduced to begging for donations on Facebook to get by. Rest assured, good reader: no one on the CWCki takes any joy in this, even after the events of [[26 December 2014|the macing incident]]. Whether due to genuine addiction or a misguided attempt to lose himself in fantasy, Chris is at the precipice of a truly dreadful situation, one that is unfortunately [[Chris and reality|only]] [[Chris and health|one]] [[Chris and anger|more]] [[Chris and his ego|thing]] for which he desperately needs professional help. Not only does he risk further financial difficulty if he continues to spend beyond his means like he is, his compulsive hoarding may become as physically dangerous as his mother's has. What he faces is a disease, and it deserves to be treated as such.

Sadly, Chris will never admit to there being any problem.

==Gallery==
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Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Spyrius, fuck yeah! Christian's 14th birthday.
Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[2005]]. Proof of pirated toy, look at the "Brick" font. Note that he is ''23'' in this photo.
Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG|The [[pixelated PS3]] of fail.
Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[1996]].
Image:400-LegKrt1.jpg|If you have no idea how to make your own Lego Go-Cart, Chris has your back.
Image:401-LegKrt2.jpg
Image:0424-CwcvilleBandStand1.jpg|A Lego gift to [[Cole Smithey]], perhaps Chris's first [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|band]]?
Image:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|A better view.
Image:0426-InformationCenter1.jpg|A model of the Information Center from Lego Island.
Image:0427-InformationCenter2.jpg|A rear view of the Information Center.
Image:0428-InformationCenter3.jpg|Further away view of Information Center.
Image:0429-ChristianWTallStack1.jpg|A face expressing either pride or gas.
Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|[[Duck|More than seven inches long!]]
File:CWC0001.jpg
Image:0431-CWCNuculus.jpg
Image:0440-CWCAndHis9Karts.jpg
Image:0438-CWCsMarioKartsX8.jpg
Image:0439-CWCsMarioKartsX9.jpg
Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg
Image:0443-9KartCarrier1.jpg
Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG|Moar of the pixelated PS3.
Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG|Pixelated PS3 and the [[Gitar]].
Image:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|An earlier effort: The Lego Walkman.
Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|Bionicle, the door's poster and figures in upper left corner.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|TIE Fighters zoom above a part of Lego CWCville.
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|CWCville: An overbuilt hellhole ruled by a man-child.
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|The money that paid for this could have gone to cancer patients.
Image:0852-Cwcville1.JPG|View over CWCville.
Image:0856-Cwcville5.JPG|Sonichu's house.
Image:0857-Cwcville6.JPG|Sonichu's garage, note the go cart.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|Chris apparently lives in [[Ruckersville|Rockersville]].
Image:0859-Cwcville8.JPG|God bless CWCville.
Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|Lego version of tails.
Image:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|CWCville police.
Image:0863-Cwcville12.JPG|Sonichu and Sonic, apperently.
Image:0864-Cwcville13.JPG|House of fail. Note the Garbled mess on the TV and the "I voted" sticker.
Image:0866-Cwcville15.JPG|Nice lighting, Dumbass.
Image:0868-Cwcville17.JPG|Rosechu and Amy talking about [[Women's rights|Shopping]]
Image:0869-Cwcville18.JPG|View of [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
Image:0870-Cwcville19.JPG|CWCville apparently has a [[Rocky Shoemaker call|bad shark problem]].
Image:0871-Cwcville20.JPG|Welcome to fabulous CWCville!
Image:0872-Cwcville21.JPG|CWCville General Hospital.
Image:0873-Cwcville22.JPG|Chris also has megablocks, Lego's [[Slow in the minds|retarded]] cousin.
Image:0875-Cwcville24.JPG|Chris is apparently a fan of the Power Puff Girls.
Image:0881-Cwcville30.JPG|Truck of fail. Note the Zapbud.
Image:Fbp11.png|Lego Chris, about to teach Lego Britney Spears about [[Duck|waterfowl]].
Image:Chris Lego.jpg|Smug Lego Chris sitting on his epic heavy metal throne.
Image:Facebook1.jpg|[[Hard Love Quest|Here you see, a sad and Lego Christian C.]]
Image:Facebook2.jpg|Truly a fallen angel.
File:Lego - 24 September 2013.jpeg|Chris gets back at Megan using voodoo
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|The Bitch, the Witch and the Bastard
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|That'll teach them

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==See also==
[[File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|thumb|Lego Chris in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]

* [[ReBrick]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]]
* [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]
* [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]
* [[Pixelblocks]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]

==Sources==
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A true and honest minifigure.