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Mailbag 6

2015-05-25T03:32:37Z

Letter Z: Fixed the "Chris and English" link

'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.

Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris received a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong Un|the son of Korean dictator Kim Jong-il]] asked Chris about his thoughts on Korea and the Korean military, and [[Homos|gay]] serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Wayne Gacy]] asked a question about [[sex toys]].

In this mailbag, Chris finally revealed the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hinted at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas story]]. He also took a few moments to defend his use of alcohol, and attempted to defend the blatant racist overtones displayed by [[Punchy Sonichu]].

==Answered==
===Chris knows all about women===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]] <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>
Nice comic man but love doesn't work that way. I engaged my girl and got her name tattooed on me and everything and she still dumped me.

If you can figure out how to have a relationship like [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] plz tell me but in my experience girls are only after the moola.

Laters dude.}}
{{quotebox|Firstly, your perception of women being only after money is Seriously False; they are for MORE than that. They care more about honesty, understanding, compassion, caring and True Love. You should be more open and understanding with your girlfriend; listen to her fully, show her how much you truly care and love her. And if she still dumps you after that, then obviously she may not have been meant for you. Don't give up.}}

===Bionic's name===
{{quoteboxred|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>
I have a question. What is the meaning behind [[Bionic]]'s name? I don't quite get the connection between it and basketball.}}
{{quotebox|It rhymes with "Sonic" and it starts with a "B"; "B" for Basketball.}}

===North Korea is pretty cool===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong-un|Kim Jong Un]] <kimjongun@ymail.com>
Hello Mr. Chandler!

My name is Kim Jong Un, and I'm a huge fan of your comics! [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|My dad]] also loves reading the comics, but he doesn't tell a whole lot of people. We respect your thoughts of [[Wikipedia:Juche|self-reliance]] and your personal defense of your sexuality through martial arts. I study martial arts myself, and I am impressed by your skills.

Would you like to visit our beautiful country of Korea?

What are your thoughts on the military? I think that [[Wikipedia:Songun|the military should always come first]], since they protect us from the horrible people outside our borders. Would you please include our soldiers in your next comic? It would make me proud to see our men and women fighting alongside Sonichu!

Kim Jong Un}}
{{quotebox|If I could, I would like to visit Korea. The military is cool; soldiers can be included in future stories. Also, my father was in [[Wikipedia:United States Army|the Army]] in the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corp]], stationed in [[CWCville|North Korea]] just after WWII.}}

===A Sonichu Carol===
{{quoteboxred|From: Tom Porter <tporter2010@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,
I'm a huge fan of sonichu but am disappointed that there is no sonichu christmas special. I think that something featuring them should be maade to brighten up the holiday season. Also, you should use your wonderful voice to sing us some christmas carols. It reminds me so much of bing crosby!}}
{{quotebox|A [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas Story]] will be made eventually, but right now I would like to concentrate on finishing this book.}}

===Health tips===
{{quoteboxred|From: anonymous@venompen.com
Hi there Chris.

I've been following Sonichu for years while I've been perusing my medical Degree. Besides Doctor [[Robotnik]], I don't see many doctors in your comic. I was wondering how often you go to see doctors and dentists for regular check ups? Also, do you have any tips for healthy living for you fans?

-(Future)Dr. Rock M.}}
{{quotebox|I go to my local physician every few months, and my [[Fangs|dentist]] every six months. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, walk for half to a full hour daily, and drink plenty of water.}}

===For the man who has everything===
{{quoteboxred|From: monotree@aol.com
Love your Sonichu comic, but I have a problem. I'm not sure what to get my parents for Christmas. What will you be getting your parents this year for Christmas?}}
{{quotebox|My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is a good suggestion.}}

===Lolwhut===
{{quoteboxred|From: Jeremy Holter <popo2284@yahoo.com>
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?}}
{{quotebox|Thank you for your question, but unfortunately I do not understand it, could you reword it, please.}}

===Suicide===
{{quoteboxred|From: Patrick Plowright <patrick_p@hotmail.co.uk>
Hi Christian,

Just wondering, with all the heartbreaking things which have occured in your life, have you ever had suicidal thoughts?

Yours Sincerely,
Patrick Peterson}}
{{quotebox|No, I never had any tendencies of killing myself; that is just plain stupid. I have [[Video games|a]] [[Sex toys|lot]] [[Mass debating|to]] [[Internet|live]] [[Fuck quest|for]]. Listen to Billy Joel's "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|You're Only Human]] (Second Wind)".}}

===A happy message===
{{quoteboxred|From: oh shane <its.shane.shane.boi@hotmail.com>
hello!!!!!
how are you? i hope youre doing well...
happy holidays! i hope it is the holidays where youre at..
anyway, all the best in life and remember to SMILE always! because thats the best people look and im sure you do too}}
{{quotebox|Thank you. :)}}

===Sonichu and drinking===
{{quoteboxred|From: T N <no1sonichufan@yahoo.co.uk>
1) [[Sonic]] became Sonichu but where are Knuckles and Tails?

2) [[Amy Rose]] met Rosechu in one of the comics. Why doesn't she care that Sonic became Sonichu and left her for Rosechu?

3) Why does Rosechu look exactly like Amy Rose besides for a few features?

4) Why is [[Robotnik]] in [[CWCville]] instead of Mobius?

5) Why do you discourage other people from drinking [[alcohol]] yet there are [[Chris's Big Night Out|videos of you]] on [[YouTube]] drinking a Long Island Iced Tea?}}
{{quotebox|The first question is inaccurate; Sonic did not become Sonichu; they are two seperate characters. I did not have feel the need for Knuckles or Tails at this time. AGAIN, SEPERATE CHARACTERS. I designed her that way. He has his hovercraft; he can travel wherever he wants. I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chris can't handle the truth===
{{Email|From: mr.suchi suchisuchi <suchisuchisuchi12@gmail.com>
its mr suchi again
i just realized i was wrong.
you are not retarded but only somewhat autistic.
this changes everything.
you should improve your drawing its not good enough.
honestly.
i'm telling you as a friend.
and stop harrassing women.
because thats what your doing.

they say you are racist.
tell me, what do you think of the jews?
because i'm a jew.
do you hate me for being a jew?

bye}}
{{EmailReply|Your comment [[Chris and English|were]] NOT CALLED FOR; [[Megan|I do not harass women]], so you are wrong there. And I am NOT [[Chris and Race|racist]], and [[Michael Snyder|I like Jews]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:54, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Asian people call Chris out on Punchy===
{{Email|From: x_dprk_rulz_x@yahoo.com
Hello Mister Chandler. I am speaking on behalf of America's biggest Asian American advocacy group. Some of the parents in here have let their children read the comics, and are very offended at your, character [[Punchy]].

Punchy seems like a racist stereotype to us, with his slanted eyes and martial arts skills. Some of us have boycotted your comics. I know you mean, Mister Chandler, but please explain yourself.

PS: My father is looking into politics. My grandfather was a popular politician here, and he wants to follow in his footsteps, but some say he is short, fat and opressive. Do you, as Mayor of CWCville, have any advice for him?}}
{{EmailReply|Punchy is NOT of Asian origin, and I apologize for offending you. I can only say he should do what he can.}}

===In which Chris recommends a sex store to a serial murderer===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Gacy]] <johngacy138@live.com>
Hi, Chris!

Great comics! I especially like the recent one where the guy magically pooed his pants. So funny! But I digress: I've been following your advice on trying to stay straight and it's working pretty well so far. I used to have such a problem being attracted to hot teenage boys and young men, but not anymore! I actually live in [[Charlottesville]] and noticed there's a sex store called Ultimate Bliss. Have you been? If so, what was your experience? Can you recommend any straight-oriented sex toys? I live with my mom right now and she might get weirded out if I order anything by mail, so I'd prefer to shop at a [[sex toys|sex toy]] store in real life.

Thanks, and great comics again!

John G}}
{{EmailReply|I have been there; I recommend WOMAN-Shaped Blow-Up Dolls, the masturbation tubes with the Vaginal-Designed Openings, and ALL their Videos that feature Woman-and-Man or Woman-and-Woman or one-man-and-multiple-women sexual acts.}}

===Chris sucks at answering fanmail===
{{Email|From: Darren Heimbach <sonichufan80@yahoo.com>
Ive been a true fan of Sonichu for a while. When a lot of people gave up on Sonichu after seeing you disrespect your real fans by posting videos of you drinking semen and fucking blowup dolls, I stuck by you. Now I really wonder why.

Why cant you answer the mailbag daily, and why do you only answer letters with short, two sentence replies? Its not like you have a job or anything, and its really disrepectful toward your fans. You could spend more time DAILY to answer your FAN MAIL.

Please show more respect to your true fans and answer the mailbag daily, and with more than just a couple words. We deserve it.}}

===Chris sucks in general===
{{Email|From: Crystal Chondlar <crystalchondlar@gmail.com>
I couldn't help but notice you told somebody in the mailbag to take criticism like a man and learn from it.

You have never done that. Once. Ever. You cry like a little bitch and run away, or you just completely ignore it. That inability to change is exactly why you are the failure that you are.

Now go throw this in the rejected section, you fucking hypocrite.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Calling Out "Tito" - Don

2015-05-25T03:31:33Z

Letter Z: Fixed two links

'''Calling Out "Tito" - Don''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 6 [[August 2011]]. It is the first video of Chris' [[Calling Out]] series, and his first video since [[100_2357.MOV]] from [[November 2010]]. In this video, also known as '''101 2461''', Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information regarding the true identity of various [[trolls]], including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka "Don"). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of a photograph of what he claims is the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents, and says [[The Wallflower]]'s real name.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Calling Out "Tito" - Don
| video = {{#ev:youtube|gDuIfwZbN3c}}
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|[[Internet]]}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]
| next = [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]]
[''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right'']

Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and his Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a [[My Little Pony|TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].

[''Jerks camera around more'']

And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face--or a tilted shot of a man wearing a bowtie. We're not sure.'']

Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such....

I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and [[Chris and English|mess up]] for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].

And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal pal|ex-girlfriend]] [The Wallflower] and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.

But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my life, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.

I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.

== Tito's official response ==
In a clear attempt to meet Chris's demands, Tito produced a video in which he explains what lengths he is prepared to go to in order to prevent Chris from releasing his personal information. This video was acknowledged by Chris the following day.

It is worth noting that the person in the video is not actually Tito in real life, but in fact a guy known on YouTube as "MrPregnant". "Tito"'s stomach is virtually the same as MrPregnant's in his "Big Belly Man" video.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miBQIjfIiLw Big Belly Man]</ref>.

==== Video ====
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tito's official response to Chris
| video = {{#ev:youtube|uZhlo94cMNk}}
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| maker = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| subject = {{Website|Response to Chris's Demands}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
}}
{{quote|This is official, true, and honest.}}

===== Transcript =====
''(grabs stomach and jiggles it)'' Heh-heeeeeey, little cuz! Uh...or, uh...[[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] ''(lets go)'' if you prefer. It's uh...it's me, uh, Tito! Or, uh, or Don, um...listen, man, I-I got some sand in the [[Navy|potato salad]] this time; you caught me, cuz. I-''(points at the camera and slims down his belly)'' I admit it. I sold the security files of [[Sony]] to the hackers and...and I'll, uh ''(does a little dance)'' I'll get you the money! I'll get you the thousand dollars, and the interest! ''(grabs his belly for dear life)'' Just don't- just don't release that video, eh, with--with the picture of me, just don't do anymore, man! I'll, uh, I'll do anything, I'll be your [[Niggos|slave]] for a whole week if I have to, I...''(dances again)'' I got people after me, I can't have them finding out who I am, just, just be a cuz, man, and-and-and- and don't let me down! I won't let ''you'' down.

==References==
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Voicemail greeting

2015-05-25T03:31:04Z

Letter Z: Fixed the "Chris and English" link

[[Chris]]'s '''voicemail greeting''' is something which many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. The greetings have been changed numerous times and their content has varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre. This article is not an exhaustive record of the greetings Chris has used (as he may have changed it and no one bothered to tell us), but is nonetheless a good collection of messages spanning a period of almost 3 years.

== Examples of Chris's voicemail greeting ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Jay Z|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in--[[Chris and his ego|because I got so much reputation--and at stake--at the current time]]. Also if this is a, uh, troll trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naïve|trollin' stupid]], ''you're'' [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.

=== [[March 2011|1 March 2011]] ===
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.

===[[April 2011|19 April 2011]]===
'''Chris:''' Hellooo, I'm not available to answer the phone right now, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?85bb6bbjb3cdw52 Listen here!]

=== c. [[May 2011]] ===
'''Chris:''' [[Autism|Hello. Leave message. Goodbye]].
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HaqaJmYHQ Listen here!]

=== 13 May 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Otherwise if this is an unsolicited call or you are a person I have not met personally before this call do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again! I repeat: If I don't know you, we have not met personally before, do NOT dial this number again. Otherwise leave a message. I will get back to you or whatever. Have a good day.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejDsO39UzxU Listen here!]

=== [[June 2011|20 June 2011]]===
'''Chris:''' Hello, you have reached the cellphone. Ye-listen, [[Chris and Reality|I screen my calls]], so it is very unlikely that I will ever pickup on you especially if I have not met you in person. So you're better off just leaving a message, and I will listen to it, I may or may not get back. Don't call my number again- ha-had repeatedly. So, yeah, with that, you have reached the cellphone, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, I may get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJj353Vb4S4 Listen here!]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ko58be75hfxos53 Download here!]

=== [[July 2011|2 July 2011]]===
'''Chris:''' Hello, please leave a message at the beep and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ttgxwn408260amp Download here!]

=== 15 July 2011===
'''Chris:''' Hello, you have [[Chris and English|reach sh-cell phone. Christian Chandler]]. Please leave your name, message, and phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*No recording.

=== [[December 2011|6 December 2011]]===
'''Chris:''' Hello, [[Chris and health|I'm sick]]. Don't call this number again. Otherwise leave a message at the beep... Have a good day...

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Qw2P8aCZY Listen here!]

=== 9 December 2011 ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. Please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiEO8e0clmU&list=UUPvfRHS7wdHIvlApyeC4fuQ&feature=plcp Listen here!]

=== [[February 2012|11 February 2012]]===
'''Chris:''' Hello, all unsolicited calls will be deleted! Other than that, please leave your name, message, and telephone number, and we will considerably get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day!

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5Ar5bTayQ Listen here!]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?da8lcodm440fzkl Download here!]

=== [[April 2012|30 April 2012]]===

'''Chris:''' [''maniacal laughter''] You [[trolls]] got ''served''! [''maniacal laughter''] Oh, you know what to do after the beep.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snPhz2eaVs Listen here!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJNkYvLe7Bk Or here!]

=== [[May 2012| 3 May 2012]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello, leave your name message and telephone number after the beep. Have a good day.

*No recording

=== [[May 2012| 6 May 2012]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello, please leave your name and number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*No recording

=== [[May 2012| 20 May 2012]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello, please leave your name, message, and telephone number and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good day.

*No recording

=== [[June 2012| 4 June 2012]] ===
'''Chris:''' Your call is being forwarded to an "I don't give a damn" service! Do not stay on the line! Do not dial this number ever again in your lifetime! Goodbye!

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWZN8USLgA&feature=plcp Listen here!]
*[http://www.2shared.com/audio/La_62LqD/ddd.html Download here!]

=== [[June 2012| 12 June 2012]] ===
'''Chris:''' Hello. [[Autism|I do not understand people]]. Leave me alone, or leave me a message with your name--telephone number, leave message..I'll get back to you..if I know you in person..or...somethin'. Whatever. Um.. have a good day.

*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ktad1ii64kdutpn Download here!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCoGu7KWeA&feature=youtu.be Listen here!]

=== Between Mid-[[2012]] and Mid-[[2014]] ===
'''Chris:''' [''singing''] Believe it or not, this is Christian Chandler's phone. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be busy, or I'd pick up the phone. What the hell now? Believe it or not, I'm really [[stress]]ed.

*[http://youtu.be/wvcgYjxUKz4 Listen here!]

===[[January 2015]]===

'''Chris:''' [''in an overly-feminine tone''] Hello, you have reached this cellphone. Leave your name and address and telephone number and I '''''may''''' get back to yooouu. Have a good day.

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asr0yWbjtQc&feature=youtu.be Listen here!]

[[Category:Phone calls]]

HippoOnYourHead

2015-05-25T03:30:47Z

Letter Z: Fixed the "Chris and English" link

[[File:You've got a hippo on your head.jpg|thumb|It stops making sense after this point.]]

'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000?in=user HippoOnYourHead]''' is Chris's third [[Flipnote Hatena]] animation, uploaded to his profile on 24 [[June 2010]]. This flipnote is Chris's first attempt in the program that features an actual narrative, as opposed to just being an [[UltimateNightmare|animation test]] or [[Don'tGetTrolled!|blatant theft]]. It also sets the basic tone that future flipnotes would conform to: stick figures joylessly acting out "funny" scenes. Chris assuming that he's such a master of [[random access humor|comedy]], decided to put "some" effort into his videos. Many of his sock puppet accounts gave him positive reviews of his flip note video, so it's completely unclear how many [[gal pal|people]] actually watched this video.

This is not the first time Chris has brought up hippos on heads as something he believes is funny. He first brought up this [[random-access humor]] when he edited the [[ED]] page. In the [[Regina e-mails#Random access humor demonstration|Regina e-mails]] it was all but pointed out to him how terribly unfunny it truly was. A leaked post by [[Chris]]<ref>[[:File:FSM2.PNG|"EVERYBODY has a Hippo on their head; it is called the Hippocampus"]]</ref> sheds some light into what he might consider funny about this joke: the hippo is a reference to the brain's [[Wikipedia: Hippocampus|hippocampus]].

Chris also mentions a "Buck Williams"; it is unclear whether this refers to the [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball player]], the character in [[Chris and religion|post-Rapture]] novel series ''[[Wikipedia: Left Behind|Left Behind]]'', or if it's simply another made-up name made for the sake of his sense of humor.

The Flipnote ends with Chris begging for stars, which are essentially Flipnote Hatena's e-penis measurement system, which proves that even "off the [[Internet]]", Chris still wants his [[fanbase]] to do him favors.
{{-}}

==Description==

{{quotebox|Yep, if a Hippo IS on your [[Chris and English|had]], you will likely become flat as paper. LOL. A Silly, [[Random-access humor|Random]] piece from C.W.C. with no meaning whatsoever. }}

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = HippoOnYourHead
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0oME_VeGVZo}}
| stardate = 24 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[Don'tGetTrolled]]
| next = [[RandomHumor1Part1]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:Praiseme.png|thumb|If you don't, I'll be forced to give myself stars!]]

[''A [[Chris and art|poorly-drawn]] boy and girl stand facing each other, when a hippo spontaneously falls on the boy's head'']

'''Girl:''' Ah! You have a hippo on your head.

'''Boy:''' Yeah.

'''Hippo:''' [[Slow-in-the-minds|Dauhhh!]] [''Walks offscreen'']

'''Boy:''' Well, don't just stand there, write a letter on me!

[''The girl walks over to the flattened boy, picks him up, and starts to write'']

'''Girl:''' Dear Sir, Hello! Signed, [[Wikipedia:Cameron "Buck" Williams|Buck Williams]].

'''Writing:''' If you like decent random humor, please add one green star or a bunch of yellow. CWC. Have a good and safe day. :)

==Sources==
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[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-24]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-24]]

Yu-Gi-Oh!

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[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|Jack's Knight, some character from ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'']]
[[File:Chris-Chan's Yu-Gi-Oh Card.jpg|thumb|left|A TRUE and HONEST CWC-themed Monster Card.]]
[[Image:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|right|"I am STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls! ...and here's a drawing of me dressed as Dark Magician Girl :3 ."]]
[[File:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg|thumb|right|Megan as the Dark Magician. Oddly, she seems to be dressed as Arkana's red Dark Magician from Episode 60 of the show, even though she says that she's been summoned by Yami.]]
[[Image:120-CWCSpells.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu 5|CWC-Spells!]]]]

'''''Yu-Gi-Oh!''''' is a Japanese manga about a boy named Yugi who, after solving an ancient artifact called the Millennium Puzzle, inherits a spirit named Yami in his body, and goes around playing a collectible card game called Duel Monsters. The manga has spun off into an entire multimedia franchise, including several anime series dubbed in America by the infamous 4Kids Entertainment, and an actual version of the CCG featured in the stories, which emphasize trusting in "the heart of the cards" as a key skill.

[[Chris]] is a fan of the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' CCG, and has incorporated the use of its "spell cards" into ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Much like his custom [[Pokémon]] cards, Chris has created dozens of homemade Yu-Gi-Oh! cards about himself and his characters.

Chris employs ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' references throughout the ''Sonichu'' series, usually to portray himself battling [[Wes Iseli]]. His ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' influence peaks in [[Episode 12]], where Chris uses his deck of cards to prevent Wes from ruining the wedding of [[Sarah Hammer]] and [[William Spicer]]. Spicer himself is depicted as [http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061104040054/yugioh/images/7/78/Jack'sKnightEEN-EN-R.jpg Jack's Knight], one of the characters in the cards, either because Chris couldn't draw him or didn't know what he looked like. A side plot in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is Chris beaming about his new friendship with [[Megan Schroeder]], whom he he met while playing ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' at [[The GAMe PLACe]] in the summer of [[2005]]; this probably accounts for his unusual fixation on the game.

Chris has also drawn himself as [http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090709225705/yugioh/images/8/8c/DarkMagicianGirlDPYG-EN-SR-1E.jpg Dark Magician Girl], a female ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' character complete with hairy legs and Sonichu medallion. Whether this is an example of [[random-access humor]] or further evidence of Chris's [[Homos|sexuality issues]] remains unknown.

A trend in some of his custom cards is that some of the effects on the cards rely on monsters being [[JERKS|male]] or [[Sweetheart|female]], such as "[[Virgin With Rage]]", "A Jerk", and "[[Attraction Sign|Girlfriend Attraction]]". This comes despite gender not being important in the official cards, and generally not even specified.

==Custom ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Cards==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Monsters
|-
! Card
! Name
! Level
! Code
! Description
! Attack
! Defence
! Date
|-
| [[File:253-YuBchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Blake |Black Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-009
| [Beast]
Blachu was cloned from Sonichu's DNA with a dose of Cherry Cola.
| 1600
| 1400
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[File:126-YuCChan.jpg|150px]]
| [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]
| 5
| CWC-019
| [Beast]
His origin is unknown, but quandry [''[[Chris and English#Spelling|sic]]''] is brought up over the Sonichu-head mark on his chest.
| 2300
| 2000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:189-YuSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]
| 4
|
| [Beast]
A speedy [[electric hedgehog pokemon]]. He transformed from a Pikachu after exposure to the seven Chaos Emeralds.
| 1600
| 1400
|
|-
| [[Image:223-SonichuZord2.jpg|150px]]
| [[Power Rangers|Sonichu Zord]]
| 8
| CWC-25
| [Machine]
Created by [[Dr. Eggman]] for [[Giovanni]]'s Rocket Rangers, it serves to stomp the [[Chaotic Combo]].
| 3500
| 3000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:106-FrustratedVirgin.jpg|150px]]
| [[Virgin With Rage]]
| 2
| CWC-024
| [Warrior/Effect]
For each [[JERKS|male monster]] on the field, increase Virgin With Rage's attack by 500 points. For each [[Sweetheart|female monster]] on the field, increase Virgin With Rage's defense by 500 points.
| 500
| 500
| August 18, 2004
|-
| [[Image:140-AJerk.jpg|150px]]
| A [[Jerk]]
| 4
| CWC-38
| [Fiend/Effect]
If your opponent attacks with a female monster, she can only attack this jerk.
| 2000
| 1500
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:141-JerksLoiteringLot.jpg|150px]]
| [[Jerk]]'s Loitering Lot
| 4
| CWC-39
| [Fiend/Effect]
Each time you or your opponent normal, set or Special Summons a male monster on the field, place a counter on this card (max 3). You can remove all 3 counters from this card to destroy 1 male monster on the field.
| 0
| 2000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:142-QuizGirlfriend.jpg|150px]]
| [[Gal-pal|Girlfriend?]]
| 3
| CWC-28
| [Fiend]
Could she be the love of my life? Probably not...; I'm sure she is already paired up with some jerk.
| 1000
| 2000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|150px]]
| [[Mary Lee Walsh|Hslaw Eel Yram]]
| 4
| CWC-29
| [Spellcaster/Effect]
Flip. Special summon 1 DARK monster from your hand onto your side of the field.
| 1500
| 1000
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:146-Jerkop.jpg|150px]]
| [[Jerkop]]
| 3
| CWC-44
| [Fiend]
This "copper" fiend wants to shatter the virgin's heart by destroying his tools for attracting a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free woman]], just like how [[Mary Lee Walsh|Hslaw Eel Yram]] did.
| 800
| 1000
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:152-YuCrystal.jpg|150px]]
| [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal The Female Twin]]
| 3
| CWC-37
| [Warrior]
Beautiful and strong with courage and confidence. She will help her male counterpart, Christian Weston Chandler.
| 1300
| 1800
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:211-YuMetonic.jpg|150px]]
| [[Metonic]]
| 6
| CWC-005
| [Beast/Warrior]
His armor adds [[Obesity|weight]], so he can't perform a spin dash. His spikes are diamond-sharp.
| 2300
| 2500
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:218-YuUltSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Ultra Sonichu]]
| 10
| CWC-006
| [Beast/Effect]
Ultra Sonichu can only be Special Summoned by paying 500 life points when [[Sonichu]] is destroyed in battle. Then you can Special Summon this card from your hand or your deck.
| 3500
| 3000
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[File:222-YuMSchu.jpg|150px]]
| [[List of Sonichu characters#Metal Sonichu|Metal Sonichu]]
| 8
| CWC-45
| [Machine]
This robot's sole purpose is to become stronger and faster to destroy [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].
| 2500
| 3000
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg|150px]]
| [[Rosechu]]
| 4
| CWC-004
| [Beast/Effect]
If Sonichu is face-up on your side of the field, increase attack of Sonichu and Rosechu by 500 points.
| 1500
| 1400
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:246-YuVamprosa.jpg|150px]]
| [[Vamprosa]]
| 5
| CWC-013
| [Beast]
Vamprosa's bite can suck the life out of her enemies. Her cape enables her to fly.
| 2000
| 1800
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:255-YuSilvBchu.jpg|150px]]
| Silver [[Blachu]]
| 10
| CWC-49
| [Beast/Effect]
Silver Blachu can only be Special Summoned by paying 500 Life Points when [[Black Sonichu]] is destroyed in battle. You can then special summon this card from your hand or deck.
| 3500
| 3000
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:260-YuWild.jpg|150px]]
| [[Wild Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-014
| [Beast]
With his sharp razor leaf, speed and ninja skills, and he can he can escape into the wild.
| 1500
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:265-YuBubbles.jpg|150px]]
| [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubble Rosechu]]
| 3
| CWC-015
| [Aqua]
She was raised by a mother [[Pokémon|Swampert]] who taught her how to create tidal waves.
| 1200
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:270-YuAngelica.jpg|150px]]
| [[Angelica]] Rosechu
| 3
| CWC-016
| [Winged-Beast/Effect]
Prevent all effects of any of your opponent's spell cards to any of your face-up monsters.
| 1400
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:275-YuPunchy.jpg|150px]]
| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
| 4
| CWC-017
| [Beast-Warrior]
He was raised in a dojo in Japan, where he lost his tail in a tough battle.
| 2000
| 1000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:280-YuMagi.jpg|150px]]
| [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu
| 4
| CWC-018
| [Spellcaster/Effect]
Each time your opponent activates a spell card, you may draw a card.
| 1400
| 1300
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:285-YuFlame.jpg|150px]]
| [[Flame the Sunbird]]
| 4
| CWC-48
| [Winged-Beast/Effect]
Flip. Return a monster to your side of the field to your hand in order to draw 1 card from your deck.
| 2000
| 1500
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:288-YuBionic.jpg|150px]]
| [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
| 4
| CWC-46
| [Beast]
Bionic is the world's greatest basketball player, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s long-lost brother.
| 1800
| 1300
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:294-YuWesLi.jpg|150px]]
| [[Wes-Li]] Sonichu
| 5
| CWC-020
| [Fiend/Effect]
If [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] is face-up on the field, increase Chris-chan Sonichu's attack by 500 points.
| 2300
| 2000
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[File:302-YuSahramah.jpg|150px]]
| [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarhamah Rosechu]]
| 7
| CWC-021
| [Fairy/Effect]
For each Light monster in the graveyard, increase Sarhamah's attack by 300 points.
| 2700
| 2500
| August 17, 2004
|-
|}

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Spells
|-
! Card
! Name
! Code
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[File:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|150px]]
| [[Medallions|Sonichu Medallion]]
| CWC-41
| Increase the equipped monster's attack by 500 points. If the monster has [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] in its name, increase its attack by another 500 points.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:104-GirlfriendAttract.jpg|150px]]
| Girlfriend Attraction
|
| Special Summon 1 female monster from your hand or deck onto your side of the field.
| August 8, 2004
|-
| [[Image:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg|150px]]
| [[Virgin with rage|Lonesome Self]]
| CWC-012
| If you only have one monster on your side of the field, you can Special Summon 1 monster from your hand.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|150px]]
| Hooked on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]
| CWC-34
| This card is used to Ritual Summon any monster with Sonichu or Rosechu in its name. You must also offer monsters from the field or your hand whose total level stars equal the level stars of the ritual monster you are attempting to Ritual Summon.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:108-PlanForAttraction.jpg|150px]]
| Plan for [[Attraction Location|Attraction]]
| CWC-40
| Pick up (not draw) cards from the top of your deck until a female monster is picked up. Special Summon that card onto your side of the field. Shuffle all other picked up cards back into your deck.
| August 20, 2004
|-
| [[Image:109-CWCSpellsCard.jpg|150px]]
| "C.W.C" Spells Quick Spells!
| CWC-51
| Discard 1 Spell Card from your hand. Add 2 Spell Cards from your Deck to your hand, shuffle your Deck afterwards.

When activating this card, announce that you will "Activate your QuickSpells with your C.W.C. Spells!"
| May 21, 2006
|-
| [[Image:151-WisdomTeeth.jpg|150px]]
| [[Fangs|Wisdom Teeth]]
|CWC-31
| Increase your Life Points by 500 points for each Spell Card in your Graveyard and on your side of the field.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|150px]]
| [[Gal-pal|Girlfriend]]'s Gift
| CWC-33
| If your opponent has more Lifepoints, or monster on his/her side of the field, select 1 monster from either player's graveyard. Special summon that monster onto your side of the field.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|150px]]
| [[Mary Lee Walsh|Apology]] Letter
| CWC-011
| If your opponent has less life than you, he/she may draw 2 cards.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:157-CityOfCwcville.jpg|150px]]
| City of [[CWCville]]
| CWC-022
| Increase the attack of all monsters on the field with Sonichu, or Rosechu, in their names by 500 points.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:212-MetonicsSword.jpg|150px]]
| [[Metonic]]'s Sword
| CWC-008
| Only [[Metonic]] can be equiped with this card. The monster equiped with this card increases its attack by 1000 points.
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:213-MetalBoots.jpg|150px]]
| Metal Boots
| CWC-27
| The monster equiped with this card increases its defense by 500 points. The monster remains in defense position, and it can't shift into attack position.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:247-VamprosasCape.jpg|150px]]
| [[Vamprosa]]'s Cape
| CWC-26
| Only Vamprosa can be equipped with this card. The monster equipped with this card increases its defense by 1000 points.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[File:296-FireshockPendant.jpg|150px]]
| Fireshock Pendant
| CWC-42
| Increase the monster's attack by 500 points. And when this monster attacks during the damage step, decrease the attack of the monster you are attacking by 500 points.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[File:304-LightningBracelets.jpg|150px]]
| Lightning Bracelets
| CWC-43
| This card can only be equipped to [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarhamah Rosechu]]. Increase the equipped monster's attack and defense by 700 points.
| September 5, 2004
|}

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Traps
|-
! Card
! Name
! Code
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[Image:127-LevelBattle.jpg|150px]]
| Level Battle
| CWC-32
| You can activate this trap when your opponent attacks with his or her monster against one of your monsters. Compare each monster's number of level stars. The lower level monster is destroyed. If both stars are equal, neither monster is destroyed.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:138-CurseYeHaMeHa.jpg|150px]]
| [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha!]]
|
| Choose one of your opponent's [[JERKS|male monsters]] and destroy it. If you select a set monster, flip it over. If it is a female, she is not destroyed.
| August 9, 2004
|-
| [[Image:139-CWCsDarkGlare.jpg|150px]]
| [[The Creepy Stare|CWC's Evil Glare]]
| CWC-007
| Select 1 of your opponent's face-up monsters. Decrease that monster's attack and defense by 700 points. When the selected monster is destroyed or removed from the field, this card is also destroyed.
| August 11, 2004
|-
| [[Image:145-ShatteredHeart.jpg|150px]]
| Shattered Heart
| CWC-010
| You can activate this card when your opponent attacks with one of this/her monsters. Take control of that monster, and attack another of his/her monsters, or Life Points, then the controlled monster is destroyed.
| August 17, 2004
|-
| [[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg|150px]]
| Light [[Knife]]
| CWC-30
| Select 1 DARK monster on the field. That monster is destroyed.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:148-TrapOfFear.jpg|150px]]
| Trap of Fear
| CWC-46
| You can activate this card during your opponent's Standby Phase. Your opponent mush skip to his/her End Phase for the turn this card is activated.
| September 5, 2004
|-
| [[Image:149-RandomTrick.jpg|150px]]
| Random Trick
| CWC-35
| Roll a die.
*If you roll a 1 or 2, reduce opponent's attack to 0.
*If you roll a 3 or 4, switch the position of one of your monsters.
*If you roll a 5 or 6, destroy one of your opponent's monsters.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[Image:155-MindSwap.jpg|150px]]
| Mind Swap
| CWC-36
| Select one of your opponent's monsters, then he/she selects one of your monsters. Until the end of the turn this card was activated, each selected monster is controlled by the respected player.
| August 19, 2004
|-
| [[File:226-SchuBall2.jpg|150px]]
| [[S-Chu Ball]]
| CWC-023
| Select 1 of your opponent's face-up monsters. As long as the card is face-up on the field, the select monster remains in defense position. When the selected monster is destroyed, this card is also destroyed
| August 18, 2004
|-
| [[Image:375-ChaosEmeralds.jpg|150px]]
| 7 Chaos Emeralds
| CWC-50
| If you have [[Sonichu]] or [[Black Sonichu]] on your side of the field or in your hand, you may remove Sonichu from play to Special Summon Ultra Sonichu from your hand or deck onto your side of the field, or remove Black Sonichu from play to Special Summon Silver Blachu from the hand or your deck onto your side of the field. When this card is destroyed, [[Ultra Sonichu]] and/or Silver Blachu are destroyed and removed from play.
| September 5, 2004
|}

==See also==
*[[Card_games#Yu-Gi-Oh.21_TCG|''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' TCG]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Yu-Gi-Oh!|''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' Wikipedia article]]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Ruckersville, VA

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{{Quote|Ruckersville is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any [[Sweethearts|young adults]] hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any [[Chris and English|better or nicer]].|Ruckersville's most famous citizen.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>}}

'''Ruckersville, Virginia''' is the home of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and the capital of all things [[Sonichu]]-related. Chris and his family moved from Ruckersville to the [[Richmond]] suburbs after their dispute with the faculty of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], only to return in [[2000]].

{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
| colspan="2"| [[Image:Ruckersville Aerial Map.jpg|250px]]
|-
| Location:
| Ruckersville, VA
|-
| Coordinates:
| [http://maps.google.ie/maps?ix=tea&oei=4gFBT8SvPM-EhQfd-s3KBQ&q=38%C2%B013%E2%80%B259%E2%80%B3+N,+78%C2%B022%E2%80%B209%E2%80%B3+W&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x89b4720e575f8437:0x67ceca4bec34b85b,%2B38%C2%B0+13'+59.33%22,+-78%C2%B0+22'+8.96%22&gl=ie&ei=4wFBT9m_CsS3hQeRlJXTBQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CB8Q8gEwA 38°13′59″ N, 78°22′09″ W]
|-
| Classification:
| Census-designated place
|-
| Established:
| [[Pre-1980|1732]]
|-
| Population:
| 1,141 ([[2011]])
|-
| ZIP code:
| 22968
|-
| Area code:
| 434
|-
| Website:
| Unavailable
|}

==The Brochure==
Ruckersville, [[Virginia]] is a small census-designated place on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville, VA]]. A scenic, tight-knit community that offers panoramic views of mountains, trees and farmland. Although Ruckersville has a small population, it has a vibrant and growing downtown, notable for its antiques market, a new [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and great potential for expansion. Founded in 1732, the town has changed very little. The quiet, peaceful village of long ago is still the quiet, peaceful township of today. A safe, friendly, and welcoming community in which to [[Christian Weston Chandler|raise a family]] or [[Bob Chandler|quietly retire]].

==The Truth==
[[Image:Ruckersville Attractions.png|thumb|According to [[Chris and the Internet|the internet]], there is literally nothing worthy of note in Ruckersville.]]

It's a backwards, redneck cesspool. A place where [[Barbara Chandler|people]] hoard their trash and decorate their yards with [[Son-Chu|junked cars]], and where the human disasters we know as the [[Chandler Family Tree|Chandlers]] can exist relatively unnoticed. Given its tiny population, Ruckersville has very little in the way of [[14 Branchland Court|recognizable landmarks]] or entertainment. The only noteworthy person born there is NASCAR driver [[Tobacky|Phillip Morris]]. The lack of prospects or opportunities suits Chris perfectly, as it gives him one more excuse to never leave [[Chris's room|his room]], let alone get a [[job]].

Chris claims to hate living in Ruckersville, as evidenced by his complaints in various [[Greene County Conspiracy|videos]], but only because he'd rather be in a near-identical suburb where [[Chris and reality|he thinks]] he could squander the remainder of his life in a time-capsule of his [[Manchester High School|high school]] days.

==Geography==
The geography of Ruckersville is incredibly plain; composed mainly of fields, light forest, and small housing developments extending from the larger town of Charlottesville. Even the terrain is boring, although the [[A Hike|Blue Ridge Mountains]] are a short drive away.

The township is also far from any real civilization: about 100 miles (160 km) from [[Barack Obama|Washington, D.C.]], 16 miles (26 km) from [[Charlottesville]] and 77 miles (123 km) from [[Richmond]].

==Crime==
Crime rates in Ruckersville are unsurprisingly low, with zero murders and only two rapes on record. That said, nearby Charlottesville has contributed to this low crime rate, as Chris is more than happy to waltz over there to [[Chris and the Law|commit his various misdemeanors]], and likely so are any other criminals living here.

==Culture==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What's culture?]]

==Ground Zero==
It's interesting to note that, until very recently, a ''Google Street View'' of Ruckersville was unavailable. The housing development that contains Chris's home is still unavailable. It's likely that the road is so poorly marked and difficult to access that the Google camera trucks either missed it, ignored it, or simply [[Stress|did not care]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Ruckersville_Aerial_Map.jpg|Aerial shot of the shithole that is Ruckersville. Chris's home is highlighted with the red icon.
Image:14 branchland court gmaps.png|A closeup view of where the magic happens.
Image:Goin_to_Ruckersville.jpg|Ruckersville lies at the intersection of two major highways. ''Wow''!
Image:Ruckersville_Church.jpg|And no whitetrash suburb is complete without replaceable block-letter church signs! (No relation to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]).
Image:Story_of_Ruckersville.jpg|Little did Peter Rucker know that his settlement would be a haven for a moronic man-child.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[DayOut]]
*[[Ruckersville Fire Department]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Ruckersville,_Virginia|Wikipedia article]]
*[http://www.virginia.org/Cities/Ruckersville/ Tourism info]
*[https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Ruckersville,+VA+22968,+USA/@38.1983145,-78.5129084,11z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b4721b1fc3b627:0x4eee8a3bf4546cf9/ Google Street Map View]
{{Places}}
[[Category:Places]]

Medallions

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them '''"medals"'''.<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>

The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]

==Origins and purpose==
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]
[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}

Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need a Cute Girl"]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The medallions==
===Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anon on /v/ offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]] when the team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.
 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he himself admits.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough and wears the evil medallion, then whoever he's angry with will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]]. (Seriously, watch the video; it's an example of [[tard rage]] at its finest).

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
{{Clear}}

===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
{{Clear}}

===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. [[Magical Man|An unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video was seen sporting the Asperchu medallion.
Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].

On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref>
{{Clear}}

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely his ability to always wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami
 
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===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

===Still in Chris's Possession===
*Sonichu v.3

==On hiatus==
[[File:133696094632.jpg|thumb|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].]]
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image.

Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]

===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He then re-listed 30 medallions in Feburary, which quickly sold out.

===Ebay Description===
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Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
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Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
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===Ebay Questions and Answers===
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Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
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Yes, I can do both medals like that.
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Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
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Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
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{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
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Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
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{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
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{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
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{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
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{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
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{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
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{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
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{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
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Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
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{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
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Yes
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Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
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Yes.
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[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
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Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Situation===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047</ref> Whatever the case, around 18 September, Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!
}}
To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face;" depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:
<center><gallery>
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris got some of his pity points dropped even before [[26 December 2014]] occurred.

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine."

{{collapsible
|Gallery of medallions, thus far
|<center><gallery>

File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to someone named "Oney."
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.

</gallery></center>}}

A few purchasers included videos:

Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008

2015-05-25T03:29:20Z

Letter Z: Fixed the "Chris and English" link

'''Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008''' (officially '''Chris Chan Update October 9, 2008''') is a video in which [[Chris]] issues a statement regarding the revelation that the [[trolls]] acting as [[Blanca]] have obtained his [[Sonichu medallion]]. He admits to having sent Blanca the medallion, but claims she has already returned it and that he has modified it to make it more difficult for trolls to make unofficial copies. However, this "upgraded" medallion, which he is wearing in the video, is unmistakably a completely new model; Chris's apparent panic in the video all but confirms this.

Chris also comments on the leak of his [[DVD]] to [[YouTube]], demanding that no one look at the footage since they're not supposed to. He also insists that it's not the "director's cut", which is a case of Chris poorly bluffing, since the contents of the leaked DVD matched the description of the to-be-released product on his website exactly.

'''The Chronicles of Christian: Christian Sells Out''' (officially '''Chris Chan Videos are [[Chris and English|Sponsered]] By SCEA''') is a 24-second addition to the [[Captain's Log]] and introduces the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' and ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' videos he will upload for a month known as the '''The Lost Month'''.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kJAm-C-wGq8}}
| stardate = 9 [[October 2008]]
| saga = {{Blanca|text}}
| shirt = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[We're_Being_Watched#Video|Stuff Happens]]
| next = [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_October_9th,_2008#Epilogue|CWC's LittleBigPlanet Commercial]]
}}

{{quote|I love you, Blanca. I always will.}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]]. Stardate: October 9th, [[2008]].

Y'all know who I am, so my message should be clear. I am here to dispel a couple of rumors that have been floating around.

Firstly, my med—my Sonichu medal was not stolen. It was entrusted to my sweetheart… ''Blanca'', who lives over in, uh, Kentucky. Rest assured: she is not a troll, so nobody say otherwise. I have talked to her on webcam and video—and, uh, audio and heard her voice over micr—over her microphone, to my speakers and headphones. And I also—and I also talked to her brother… and he's a good fella.

Anyway… I sent her—anyway, I sent her the medal, and, uh, even though, uh, s-s-some trolls nearby got ahold of it temporarily, she managed to get it back and sent it back to me ''express''.

So, anyway, with that—uh, while the, uh, images on the back of the medal… ''were'' shown… [''inhales deeply''] I have decided to, uh, paint over those images, and, uh… fix my medal to be ''more'' unique—that can definitely be separated from everybody else. [''gives close-up view of back of medal''] ''These'' Shrinky Dink charms - these three charms - cannot be copied. And I'll tell you something else that cannot be copied. I have modified it, with a little peg there… [''shows “promise” ring''] ''to hold my [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring…]]'' with my amnyfest stone on it—my amnyfest birthstone.

[''removes ring from finger and sets it in medallion''] Try copy it ''now!''

So, anyway—anyway, with that—also, the, uh, DVD, th—that was not stolen either. The, uh, [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked me once again, by pretending to be a trusted gal-pal of mine. So… it was sent upon ''re-''quest with-- ''thank God'' I had the foresight to n-- to ''not'' make a copy of my director's cut, which has a lot more footage on it than any distributed copy has.

So, anyway, uh, with that… if you see any Sonichu items or the CWC DVD on it… do ''not'' buy them, because they are ''pirated'' and ''false'' - not authorized. Do not buy. And that goes for, uh, videos—the videos—the footage from the DVD on YouTube. Unless you've already seen them, do not watch them… or watch 'em again… 'cause it'll weigh heavy on your conscience.

[[Image:Cwclovesyababy.jpg|thumb|I love you, Blanca. I always will.]]

Anyway, before I conclude this update video on this October 9th… I wish to, uh, also proclaim my love for my sweetheart. I love you, Blanca. I cannot bear to live without you, baby. So, please come here as soon as possible, so we can be together forever… my eternal love.

I love you, Blanca. I always will.

[''clutches chest''] Mmm… pain me—it would just pain me if you die—if you… got hurt. So, nobody better harm a hair on her, or else you'll hear from me!

And also, the, uh, co—and also [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008"|the eighteenth episode]] will be finished soon enough. So… to my Sonichu fan—to my loyal Sonichu fans, ''thank you'' for your support.

[''jump cut'']

And have a good day or good night.

{{Clear}}

==Epilogue==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC's LittleBigPlanet Commercial
| video = {{#ev:youtube|htrSmLVfcV8}}
| stardate = 9 [[October 2008]]
| saga = {{Blanca|text}}
| shirt = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Chris_Chan_Update_9_October_2008#Video|Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]
| next = [[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008#Video|Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Also, this video, as well as- as well as all previous videos, are proudly presented to you thanks to the- gracious... tramper- technology from [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America.

[''picks up a video game box that was hanging from the ceiling and holds it up to the camera'']

Look forward to the upcoming ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' game, coming to- only on [[PlayStation 3]]... And see exclusive levels that I will be uploading after I've created soon enough. That y'all would be very interested in playing.

Thank you.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[We're Being Watched]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008]]|}}

{{Captain's Log}}
[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2008-10-09]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2008| 09]]
[[Category:Blanca Saga videos| 2008-10-09]]

Template:Quote of the now

2015-05-25T03:28:58Z

Letter Z: Capitalized the "English" part of the "Chris and english" link

{{quote|Who wants to hear a silly story that is sure to shock some people?

To synchronize with myself here from the city of [[Cwcville]], the me there is also very much a Lesbian Transwoman. After coming out, it had been a while until when she was needed to save the day in Cwcville. So, she transformed into the updated Chris Chan Sonichu (see drawings and new Amiibo figure photos). She now has in this form Breasts bigger than her until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was abreast with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina! :) "Oh, My Gosh! I can hardly believe it!" She said [[Chris and English|exitedly]], "Oh! I should get an x-ray. Oh, even better! Magi-Chan!" She mentally linked with Magi-Chan Sonichu. He visioned ito her organ structure with his Psychic Powers. "Yes, Miss Chandler, you Have a uterus and ovaries, even some ovium", he told her. |Chris on [[Facebook]]}}
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Common Questions

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In late [[December 2009]], the [[CWCipedia]] [[Mailbag|Mailbags]] gained a new subsection, a series of short questions allegedly asked by many people who had written to Chris. Chris was surprisingly diligent about answering all of these '''Common Questions''' (normal people would call them "Frequently Asked Questions" - "FAQ") with every new Mailbag. The answers, unsurprisingly, were erratic at best. Sometimes Chris provided [[Honest Content|far too much information]], and other times he would provide a single word in response when a longer answer would have been expected. On occasion, he would change the text in the question itself to suit his needs, a practice of editing he'd been using in the mailbags since day one.

All of his answers have been compiled here, arranged by the date on which he answered them.

==28 December 2009==

*'''Q: Have you ever read any books on how to go about creating [[art]]? e.g. [[Wikipedia:Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain|Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain]], [[Wikipedia:The Elements of Style|The Elements of Style]], How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way, [[Mailbag 26#In which Chris's brain starts to work!|On Writing]], or things like internet tutorials?'''
::A: [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|I have read such books]], and I have taken many [[art]]s classes too.

*'''Q: If you were a director [[A CWC Audition|in Hollywood]], what kinds of films would you make?'''
::A: Action/Steamy ([[Chris and English|Striaght]]) Romance

*'''Q: You said you read [[R.L. Stine]] books when you were in high school. What kind of books do you read now? "Literary" fiction? Genre, like mystery or horror or science fiction? Nonfiction?'''
::A: I read less books now, although the last book I read was [[Wikipedia:Pamela Anderson|Pamela Anderson]]'s Star.

*'''Q: Have you considered creating non-[[Sonichu]] comics or stories?'''
::A: Yes, and the ideas are still in my head.

*'''Q: Have you ever accepted and used constructive criticism in your comics? Or do you blow off anything anyone says that is slightly negative, even if their intentions are to help you improve your art?'''
::A: I have accepted and used ideas and criticism one such example was the [[Sonichu Fan Promo|Sonichu Animations from YouTube User: Timmys1984]]; it was very good, yet the lines were wrong originally. At least I have set that record straight in my [[Sonichu 9|9th Book]].

*'''Q: Why do you steal jokes from so many other sources (i.e. [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]]) and put it in your comics? It isn't very original and you can't come up with an original concept if all the humor in your comics is stolen.'''
::A: Like Family Guy, [[The Simpsons|Simpsons]], Excel Saga, and even [[South Park]], taking jokes is of acceptable practice; it works when the author is short on original jokes, and wants to fill in a good one. Everybody does it. "[[wikipedia:Simpsons_Already_Did_It|Simpsons Did It]]."

*'''Q: Describe your artistic process. How do you get inspiration for ideas for your comics? What goes through your head when you draw and color your comics?'''
::A: I get the idea beforehand in random thought/imagination/dream, get pen and paper and write/draw it out. A lot goes through my head, and it is hard for me as a [[Chris and his Ego|creative genius]] to remember it all on-the-spot verbatim.

*'''Q: We all know you have [[autism]], but exactly what type do you have? There are multiple types on the spectrum.'''
::A: High-Functioning Autism.

*'''Q: What do you plan to do after you have found your true [[sweetheart]] and had your daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]?'''
::A: I will live my family life as I had dreamed and waited for hapily.

*'''Q: What would you do if either of you turned out to be infertile?'''
::A: That is just plain stupid; I am VERY Fertile; Certified in the Medical Clinic, and I would make sure my woman has not hit Menopause yet.

*'''Q: What would you do if you found your sweetheart, fell in love with her, married her, but she could only give birth to male children?.'''
::A: It is a 50/50 chance among all women; I trust God to come through in his promise as he has told me before. I will keep trying though; I am not [[Wikipedia:Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII]].

*'''Q: Aside from creating Sonichu and [[Rosechu]] and excluding your future accomplishment of getting a true sweetheart and having your daughter Crystal, what is your greatest accomplishment in life and why?'''
::A: Graduating [[Manchester_High_School|High School]] and [[College]]; I have learned a LOT and met the requirements; it's all good.

*'''Q: What are your top five priorities in life and why?'''
::A: 1) Good [[Health]] - Who wants to be ill or sick? 2) Happiness - I don't like being [[CWC is sad|sad]]. 3) [[Love Quest|Love]] - I want to feel loved and appreciated by my closest ones. 4) Projects/Job - It gives me something to do. 5) [[Money]] - It does not make the world go around, but everyone wants it to feel like they are getting something out of a deal.

*'''Q: If you were made the absolute leader of the entire world for a day and your word was taken as law, what sorts of things would you do to make the world a better place?'''
::A: [[Chris and reality|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples]], leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All [[gays]] would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.

*'''Q: What about fucking [[sex toys|sex dolls]], [[masturbating]], drawing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|smut]]? Isn't this all forbidden for true Christians?'''
::A: It is not forbidden; that would be the Jews who are against those things, and I am not Jewish, and I respect them as [[Michael Snyder|individual people.]]

*'''Q: Contrary to what you stated in issue 8, the age of consent in most of the United States is BELOW 18 (17 or 16). What is your opinion on this?'''
::A: I understand that SOME states have that law, and I feel that it is good; [[Pedofork|it broadens the range by one or two years, so one would feel lest restricted]].

*'''Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman?'''
::A: [[The Creepy Stare|Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact]].

*'''Q: We've been hearing about your creations becoming more and more popular amongst the gay community. What are your thoughts on this?'''
::A: Firstly, their perspectives of my work are flawed; they misunderstand some points, and I do not care for that at all; It is a STRAIGHT Comic; [[Homos]]exuality Lifestyle is HEAVILY DISCOURAGED and DETESTED. Second, I really feel hatred in them placing MY characters in their events WRONGFULLY, even in... [[It's UGH!|UGH!!!]]... pride parades and essays promoting their lifestyle. All of My [[Magi-Chan|Sonichus]] and [[Silvana|Rosechus]] Are Straight! And I Am Straight! DO NOT SAY OTHERWISE, Because It is Mislabeling; it is Very Wrong, and I DO NOT APPRECIATE IT AT ALL.

*'''Q: Do you plan to give an ending to Sonichu's story?'''
::A: [[Chris and reality|No]].

*'''Q: Do Sonichu and Rosechu have full names (that is, two-part names, like all other [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]])? If so, what are they?'''
::A: No, they are the very first Sonichu and Rosechu, so they do not have such names.

*'''Q: Will [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Eevails]], or possibly some other [[Tails]]-like creature, appear in your comic?'''
::A: No.

==31 December 2009==

*'''Q: What do you think about people harassing others over [[PlayStation]] home?'''
::A: I do not like it at all.

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst movies you have ever <s>seen</s> heard of and would never ever watch in your entire life?'''
::A: [[Homos|''Brokeback Mountain'']], [[Wikipedia:Borat|''Borat'']], [[Homos|''Bruno, Crying Game'']], ''[[Wikipedia:Krull (film)|Krull]]''.

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst TV shows you have ever <s>seen</s> heard of and would never ever watch in your entire life?'''
::A: I am unsure.

''Note: Chris added the strikeouts himself.''

*'''Q: What are the 5 worst video games you have ever played?'''
::A: I am unsure.

*'''Q: What are the 5 best movies you have ever seen?'''
::A: [[Mary Poppins]], All [[Transformers]] Movies, Both [[Ghostbusters|Ghostbuster]] Movies, [[Saw|All Saw Movies]], [[Wikipedia:The 40-Year Old Virgin|The 40-Year Old Virgin]].

*'''Q: What are the 5 best TV shows you have ever seen?'''
::A: [[Transformers]] (ALL Seasons and Sets), [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (All Shows), [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] (All Seasons), [[Wikipedia:Mythbusters|Mythbusters]], [[Filmation's Ghostbusters]] (Little Care for "The Real Ghostbusters"; Jake, Eddie and Tracy WERE THE [[Honest_Content#True_and_Honest,_HOnest_and_True|ORIGINAL]] REAL GHOSTBUSTERS).

*'''Q: What are the 5 best video games you have ever played?'''
::A: All [[Sonic|Sonic the Hedgehog Titles]], [[LittleBiGPlanet]] ([[PS3]] AND [[PSP]]), All [[Guitar Hero]] Titles, All [[Animal Crossing]] Titles, All Pok'emon Titles.

*'''Q: Have you read classic comics like: [[Wikipedia:A Contract With God|A Contract With God]], [[Wikipedia:Maus|Maus]], [[Wikipedia:Watchmen|Watchmen]], or [[Wikipedia:The Sandman (Vertigo)|The Sandman]]?'''
::A: [[Wikipedia:Superman|Superman]], [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] and the like.

*'''Q: Could you mention any specific titles or series of comics you have read (besides [[Sonic the Hedgehog]])?'''
::A: [[Wikipedia:Superman|Superman]], [[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]] and the like.

*'''Q: What's your creative process like?'''
::A: [[Random]], Extensive, [[Autism|Tough to Comprehend]] sometimes...

*'''Q: How do you go about creating each comic--do you do storyboards or scriptwriting beforehand?'''
::A: Mental Storyboards and Scriptwriting, but I do write some of it out on paper.

*'''Q: How far in advance do you plan the story?'''
::A: About weeks to months in advance.

*'''Q: Besides [[Sonic]], [[Pokemon]], and your daily struggles, what inspires your [[writing]] and [[art]]?'''
::A: [[Things Chris has ripped off|Other shows, comics, video games]], and most importantly my [[Evan|Fans]]. :)

*'''Q: Did any specific comic book inspire you to create your own?'''
::A: I'd say the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|Sonic the Hedgehog Comic Book Series]]

*'''Q: Why comics as opposed to short stories/novels?'''
::A: I enjoy [[Chris and art|drawing]], and I feel better with having pictures to associate the words with.

*'''Q: Would you ever consider getting a massage?'''
::A: Yes, [[Women's rights|from Women Only.]]

*'''Q: What is your purpose in life?'''
::A: Does anyone really know their own [[China|ONE TRUE purpose in life]]? We mostly are supposed to live one moment and day at a time as best we can to make us individually feel [[Love Quest|satisfied]] and at [[Tomgirl|peace]].

*'''Q: Do you believe in an afterlife?'''
::A: [[Chris and Religion#Afterlife|Yes]].

*'''Q: What do you think happens after we die?'''
::A: Like most people; our souls leave our bodies, we end up in [[Wikipedia:Heaven|Heaven]] or [[Wikipedia:Hell|Hell]] depending on our deeds/misdeeds, and [[Chris and Religion|possibly Reincarnation]].

==1 January 2010==

*'''Q: Where do you think you'll go after you die and why do you think that will be the case?'''
::A: I do my best and what I can to end up in [[Heaven]] , [[Lie|I do a lot of good deeds]].

*'''Q: You follow the Bible rigorously and believe homosexuality will send you to [[Wikipedia:Hell|Hell]]. However, the Bible says that having unmarried sex will send you to Hell as well. Explain your reasonings you choose to ignore God's word and not waiting until after marriage but instead "after the [[Third date|3rd date]]".'''
::A:Those more strict rules apply to the [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]], especially the [[Wikipedia:Boook of Leviticus|book of Leviticus]]. I am a Christian [[Wikipedia:Methodism|Methodist]], and as long as we feel comfortable and happy with our lives, if the Christian individual feels comfortable with [[Chris and sex|premarital sex]], then it is [[Chris and Hypocrisy|cool]].

*'''Q: Can you justify your anti-homosexuality? How exactly?'''
::A: Yes; the [[Homos]] I have heard from [[Tomgirl|try to push their damn lifestyle in my face]], and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.

*'''Q: Why does [[Rosechu]] wear clothes while Sonichu does not? Additionally, why are [[Lolisa]], [[DJ Jamsta]], and Rosechu the only Sonichus and Rosechus who wear clothing?'''
::A: Well, Why does [[Wikipedia:The Yogi Bear Show#Cindy Bear|Cindy Bear]] not wear clothes? Why does [[Wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]] wear pants yet [[Sonic]] and [[Wikipedia:Donald Duck|Donald Duck]] do not? Why does [[Wikipedia:Daisy Duck|Daisy Duck]] wear ONLY a Top, yet [[Wikipedia:Minnie Mouse|Minnie Mouse]] wears a skirt? IT'S A CARTOON; WHO CARES?!

*'''Q: Are the [[Sonichu comics|''Sonichu'' comics]] still aimed at children? If so, what age group?'''
::A: Yes, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Ages 7 and Up]].

*'''Q: I am really interested in your [[Lego]] [[CWCville]], could you please draw an elaborate map of it for me?'''
::A: One Day, I will draw a map, although it is similar to the City of Cwcville, VA.

==5 January 2010==

*'''Q: If [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] got published how much would each Issue cost?'''
::A: I'd estimate $2.25, given the current shelf-comic prices. But ON the [[PS3|Playstation Network]]'s Digital Comic Service, I'd estimate $0.99 or $1.99 per Digital Issue.

*'''Q: How often does [[Sonichu]] have to stop and take breaks when he's running?'''
::A: He only stops for a rescue, [[China|social life]], [[Obesity|eating a chili dog, tacos or whatever he feels like chowin' down]], and to relax at home with [[Robbie Sonee|his family]].

*'''Q: [[Virginia]] lets you to [[Wikipedia:Cousin marriage law in the United States by state|marry your first cousin]], but doesn't allow [[gays]] to marry. Do you think cousin-marriage is better than gay marriage? Why or why not?'''
::A: [[Chris and anger|WHAT THE F***?! WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT C***PIEST OF HEINOUS LIES ABOUT VIRGINIA?!]] Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN [[Barbara|MOTHER]] OR [[Bob|FATHER]]! In comparison, both unholy marriages are equally terrible.

==7 January 2010==

*'''Q: You said that you confess your sins and pray every night. What sins do you confess?'''
::A: To name a couple: I apologize right after each time I say something like "God damn" (I'm sorry, God); I confess and apologize for, if any that day, angry responses to [[Bob|my own father]] after he starts an arguement or gets on my nerves.

*'''Q: What exactly happened when you were called into [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s office?'''
::A: That was one time I would rather not go into or recall. She raised her voice at me in harsh tones about how "You won't be getting any women" or "Your methods are flawed and stupid" and even "You are Stupid, Christian". I responded very angrily and verbally abused her back. Then I was kicked out for a year with [[Wikipedia:Anger Management|Anger management]] and [[Wikipedia:Psychiatrist|psychiatrist]] assistance.

*'''Q: Why do you [[Autism|randomly capitalize words when you type?]]'''
::A: I do not type in [[Chris and hypocrisy|Caps at Random]]; I type those phrases or words in caps to EMPHASIZE MY POINT OR FACT.

*'''Q: When did you first realize that you hated the homos? Do your parents hate them as much as you do?'''
::A: I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, "Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a [[Lesbian]]." That, combined with my PAST dislike of [[JERKS|MEN]] in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a [[Sonichu]] BALLOON in one of their God [[Chris and English|DAMED]] Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE! And I will say this again, '''SONICHU IS STRAIGHT, YOU DUMBASS GAYWADS.'''

==9 January 2010==

*'''Q: What do you think of people of different faiths other than your own (this includes [[Wikipedia:Satanism|Satanism]],[[Wikipedia:Atheism|Atheism]], [[Wikipedia:Agnosticism|Agnosticism]])'''
::A: For most other religions, I am of neutral opinion and have no objections to them whatsoever. But for ALL those of Satanism and Atheism; I do not care for those Non-Religions AT ALL. [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|I will not discriminate]] the people of those Non-Religions as Individual People.

*'''Q: How do you feel about [[Homos|the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual community]]? do they deserve the same rights as anyone else?'''
::A: As individual people, they all deserve Most Rights, but GAY MARRIAGE Should be made Illegal ALL Countries; Marriage is ONLY for Straight Man/Woman couples. I stand behind that most fully.

*'''Q: How do you feel about people of different political parties, political parties spanning from Anarchism to Fascism.'''
::A: As a Moderate (of Middle, Neutral Opinion), I have nothing against the other political parties. Mainly, because even though I do have the ability to learn about them, I know not ALL of the details of them.

*'''Q: How do you feel about Drugs? Drugs such as Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigarettes, [[Alcohol]], etc.'''
::A: I STAND FULLY AGAINST [[Tobacky|Cigarettes, Marijuana, Cocaine, Cigars]] and ALL other Drugs of the sort. The only exceptions are drugs that are Prescribed to the Individual Person, as long as they are not given to anyone they were not originally prescribed to, I have no objections. And Alcohol; in Responsible, Moderate amounts, it can be good for you, yet I do not support Too Much of it, as if left unchecked, irresponsible or unassisted, too much can lead to [[6 June 2010|fights that can lead to a trip to the hospital and automobile accidents]].

*'''Q: Do you hold any distaste for any worldly culture?'''
::A: Only those who fully promote [[Tobacky|smoking]] or such drugs that I have just elaborated against of.

*'''Q: Are you uncomfortable about [[Chris and race|people of Color]]? do you have any tensions towards them?'''
::A: I have no discomfort or tension against people of all colors. The only exception is in my choice of [[Sweetheart]] or Mate; No Personal Offense, but she can not be [[Niggos|Black]].

*'''Q: Are you disturbed or disgusted by different types of music?''' Many people dislike [[Wikipedia:Death Metal|Death Metal]]: [http://tinyurl.com/ch2yl5 http://tinyurl.com/ch2yl5]
::A: I have agreement on some lyrics of Death Metal tracks, but the Tune, as long as it is not at loud volume, it is still good.

*'''Q: What do you think of our current president? Is he deceiving [[America]]ns as the Right Wing has expressed?'''
::A: I think [[Obama]] is doing okay, yet I disagree with his Health Plan; it is premature at the time, because we can not afford it yet. The Right Wing are [[Bob Chandler|sour]], mean people; I give no concern to them.

*'''Q: Do you think Countries such as the Soviet Union or [[CWCville|North Korea]] Are actually Communist?'''
::A: I do not know much about those countries, so I can not give a full opinion on the topic. Although I do hate Communism; [[Monthly Tugboat |they are of wrong opinions and are considerably mean]].

*'''Q: How do you think the situation in Afghanistan is going? Is there anything you would do different?'''
::A: I do not have full knowledge of that situation either.

*'''Q. Would you be willing to preform oral sex on a woman?'''
::A: Yes I would.

*'''Q. You often attempt to scare your trolls by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?'''
::A: Firstly, it is NOT a "scare tactic", [[Chris and Reality|IT IS FACT]]. And second, I say [[Autism|"Well, Believe it or not. You are Not Dead Yet."]]

*'''Q. Have you ever thought about documenting your daily life? Kind of like a reality show?'''
::A: The topic has come to mind, yet I do not feel it appropriate yet.

*'''Q. Do you eat at restaurants other than [[McDonalds]] or [[Burger King]]?'''
::A: Yes, namely [[Golden Corral]], [[Country Cookin']] and iHop.

*'''Q. Do you ever consider playing [[Guitar Hero]] on expert instead of hard?'''
::A: I have played on Expert, and it is good.

*'''Q. What do you argue about with your dad?'''
::A: A number of things; I would not know where to begin on making the list of dumb topics he comes up with.

*'''Q. Why do you want to get the original [[Power Rangers]] back together? They're 40, no longer fit the costumes, one of them is dead, and one of them went to jail for drunk driving.'''
::A: Originally, I meant ONLY to '''[[Revive Zordon]]'''; I mean PRESIDENTS, POLICE CHIEFS and such Recruiting Power Rangers and Creating Zords? Not only is it Trite and LAME, it is not as CLASSIC or Good Quality as Zordon.

*'''Q. Do your parents freak out about you playing with [[My Little Pony|girl's toys]] when you're a grown man?'''
::A: No, they do not, and I gave that up [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|long ago]].

*'''Q. What other ideas did you think of to attract women before you settled on a cardboard sign?'''
::A: Newspaper/Magazine Ads, Online Dating Sites, Video Dating Services to name a few; [[Chris and Money|THEY COST MONEY]].

*'''Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?'''
::A: I am [[Chris and reality|ALREADY GROWN UP]]; I am 27 Years Old, going on 28. I am a [[Chris and reality|great artist]], and I am looking forward to an Office Job.

==15 January 2010==

*'''Q: If you could change the law, how would you change it? and you said you would outlaw the [[friend zone]]? why? what happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?'''
::A: Nothing has happened in [[Women's Rights]]; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone [[Megan|the woman]] deeply cares about and trusts so she could [[Chris and rape|get out of sex]] or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.

*'''Q: Do you like everything you see, so long as it doesn't have gay stuff in it?'''
::A: Non-gay stuff is acceptable, but I don't like EVERYTHING I SEE; there are some things, even straight things, that I don't like either.

*'''Q: [http://www.ratpacker.com/Images/Core_Commander.gif| If you could upload your brain into a robot body, would you? ]'''
::A: I do not think so.

*'''Q: Why aren't you sure of the five worst games you've played? You can't have enjoyed [[List of Chris's games|every game you played]].'''
::A: I just could not think of any that would total up to five.

*'''Q: If you went back to college, what would you major in? What classes would you take?'''
::A: I am not sure.

*'''Q: Why do you like the name "[[Reginald]]" so much?'''
::A: Because [[PandaHalo|a woman]] who was close to me picked it out for the son in our role-play scenario; now she's [[Chris and death|dead]], and I still miss her sometimes.

*'''Q: Did you know that nearly all male porn actors start out making gay porn? What do you think of this?'''
::A: Whatever; I do not care.

*'''Q: [[Christian Love Day|Why did you get rid of asexuality in Sonichu 10]]? Hasn't it occurred to you that some people just don't like being in romantic relationships, and are much happier single? '''
::A: It had occured to me about asexuality recently from a mailbag question, and made me think about it, and NOT being able to FEEL the Attraction is Just Sad.

*'''Q: In a recent chat, you said that if you had a chance, you would want to make being a homo illegal. Yet, in a video contemporary to the chat, you ask your fans not to leave you. How would you feel if all of your [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]] left you?'''
::A: I would not want them to leave; they are still fans.

*'''Q: Have you ever considered getting your own apartment? What prevents you from doing so? '''
::A: Yes I have considered it. [[Chris and money|Current financial situations]] and fear of change (a common [[Autistic]] Trait) prevents me from doing so.

*'''Q: If there were no women, and men could reproduce sexually with other men, would homosexuality still be wrong?'''
::A: ONLY if that was the case, I would say Shoot Me.

*'''Q: Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge?'''
::A: It's one of the flaws in recording with Sony's EyeCreate Program (a downloadable Playstation 3 Application that requires the [[PSEye|Playstation Eye Camera]]); THEY NEED TO FIX THE PROGRAM, not only of that tint from Lack Of Some Light, but the Audio/Video skips that seems to occur during recording.

*'''Q: You hate homos, but you also hate straight men for "taking all the pretty girls leaving none for you." Shouldn't you support homos, so that other men can date each other and free up girls for you?'''
::A: NO, because Homosexuality is STILL WRONG.

*'''Q: Sex isn't that big of a deal. It's fun, but you don't have to have sex to be happy. Why are you so big about sex?'''
::A: Oh, I don't know, how about being a [[Virgin with rage|Frustrated Virgin]]?!

*'''Q: Would life be better if we reproduced nonsexually, and thus didn't have a sex drive?'''
::A: That is Bull[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|c***]].

*'''Q: Since you haven't been very specific about your taste in women, who are your favorite porn stars?'''
::A: To name a few: [[Wikipedia:Jenna Jameson|Jenna Jameson]], [[Wikipedia:Daisy Marie|Daisy Marie]] and [[Wikipedia:Carmen Luvana|Carmen Luvana]].

*'''Q: Do you have any friends in the Autistic community?'''
::A: Only a few Acquaintances.

==20 January 2010==

*'''Q: Have you ever considered the possibility that you may never lose your [[Virgin with rage|virginity]]? What will you do then? How old do you think is too old to be a virgin?'''
::A: No. The next question is Non-Applicable. [[Wikipedia:The 40-Year Old Virgin|40]].

*'''Q: If you could have sex with one famous woman, living or historical, who would it be?'''
::A: [[Britney Spears]].

*'''Q: Why do you think [[Asperchu]] currently has 10 times as many fans as Sonichu?'''
::A: "Fans" are fickle, and so are "Fads"; the Non-True Fans will always look for the Next "Fad" until they tire of it and move on to the next "Fad". In this note, I would say that I am Possibly Retro, and [[Chris and Fashion|Retro is ALWAYS IN]].

*'''Q: Would you say your life has improved since thinking up [[Sonichu]]? Why or why not?'''
::A: [[Chris and his ego|Yes; I became famous]], and becoming famous is not an easy task.

*'''Q: Do you know what the word "[[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]]" means?'''
::A: "hypocrite"; an adjective; 1) [[Chris and religion|to be of a belief while not upholding that belief.]] 2) [[List of Chris's lies|a total liar.]] 3) an UNTRUE Fan. example: When the Sonichu Fan left Sonichu for a [[Asperchu|newer, yet badly drawn, thing]], after having said that they would always enjoy Sonichu forever, is a '''hypocrite''' among the [[Fanbase|Truest and Loyalest Sonichu Fans]].

*'''Q: I noticed that you have [[The Simpsons|a Marge Simpson poster]] on [[Chris's room|your wall]]. Do you find her sexually appealing and if yes why?'''
::A: That is the pin-up from a "[[Wikipedia:Playboy (magazine)|Playboy]]" a few months ago. She is appealing, yes, but I am more attracted to the real-life women around us all.

*'''Q: What's with all the pictures of Rosechu with a [[pickle]] on the internet? I thought she was supposed to be ALL WOMAN?'''
::A: Rosechu IS All Woman; she transformed from a Female Raichu; those people are just being stupid [[jerk]]s with such "renditions".

*'''Q: How do you expect to keep us last remaining fans by stop working on the comic pages?'''
::A: I am drawing pages every day; just be patient and have full faith, unless you want to be considered a '''hypocrite''' among True, Loyal Sonichu and Rosechu Fans.

==26 January 2010==
*'''Q: If Rosechu is a Raichu, that means she's more evolved then Sonichu, who is a Pikachu. Shouldn't she be more powerful than Sonichu and be the leader?'''
::A: Evolution makes no difference; Rosechu is equally as powerful as Sonichu; Sonichu is the main character; Rosechu has equal leadership roles, so [[Women's rights|she leads when appropriate]].

*'''Q: Why do you think you are better artist than [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]], aside from low-resolution and his style's blockiness? Is there something wrong to have quirky and blocky drawing style?'''
::A: How about the fact that his style looks [[Slow-in-the-minds|Retarded]] and something that [[Chris and hypocrisy|a 2-Year Old can do]]? There's nothing wrong, unless you want to be TRULY Respected as [[Chris and art|an Avid Artist]] and [[Chris_and_reality|Serious Person.]]

*'''Q: Why is [[Flame the Sunbird]] a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Kazooie|Kazooie]]?'''
::A: Flame was NEVER taken from Kazooie; if anything, he is MORE similar to [[Sonic|Knuckles]], but with a Sunbird Form.

*'''Q: You have expressed disdain for Asperchu and [[Simonchu]], but how do you feel about [[Moon-Pals]]? Have you read it? If not, it would only be fair for you to do so.'''
::A: I have read Moon-Pals, and I feel that it is more like Moon-Dorks the way [[Sean]] draws and Portrays their Events so Grotesquely.

*'''Q: How many fans do you think you have? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+.'''
::A: [[Chris and his Ego|1000000000+.]]

*'''Q: How many fans do you think Asperchu has? Please specify one of the following options: 0-10, 11-100, 101-1000, 1001-10000, 10000+.'''
::A: 0-10
''Chris left this last question unanswered until 30 January.''

==30 January 2010==
*'''Q: Will you ever be able to accept criticism without being condescending or changing the subject?'''
::A: [[Lie|Yes]].

*'''Q: Capital punishment (the Death Penalty) is legal in the [[Commonwealth of Virginia]]. Do you support the death penalty?'''
::A: [[9 February 2010|I do not support the death penalty]].

*'''Q: Could you post the letter you sent to [[Barack Obama]] on the [[CWCipedia]]?'''
::A: I am afraid I did not make a photocopy of the letter, and I had snail-mailed it weeks ago, so I can not do that.

*'''Q: You talk about how [[Asperchu]] is just a fad, but what if Sonichu is actually the fad that's starting to fade?'''
::A: I disagree.

*'''Q: If Rosechu is equal to Sonichu in power why does she need to be saved by him?'''
::A: [[Women's rights|She was caught off-guard at those times.]]

==1 February 2010==
*'''Q: Why do people who "[[Mailbag 49#Apparently that's reason enough|tick you off]]" [[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|deserve to die in explosions]]? Didn't Matthew say to love thy enemy?'''
::A: [[Lie|I never said that phrase, nor meant it in any way]].

*'''Q: If you don't support [[Sonichu 10|the death penalty]], that means you believe all life is sacred, right? Then why do you call for the deaths of [[Homos|gays]]? Is it only straight people who shouldn't get the death penalty?'''
::A: [[Death threats|All Life IS sacred]].

*'''Q: How come you become more and more like a dictator like [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|Kim Jong Il]], [[wikipedia:Hugo Chavez|Hugo Chavez]], or [[Wikipedia:Vladimir Putin|Vladimir Putin]] with your mailbags?'''
::A: [[CWCville|I am NOT a Dictator.]] Why are you giving me an even WORSE Mislabeling than the [[Homos]]exual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again?

*'''Q: Why did you choose to show the first [[Niggos|black]] character in the series in a negative and racist light?'''
::A: [[Inos|That one]] is NOT a recurring character; the one who WILL be recurring characters are and will be like [[Jerkop|Police Officers]] like [[Louis Perez]].

*'''Q: Why did [[Ultra Sonichu]] cure [[Aspergers]], but did nothing for the physically challenged Rosechus in [[CWCville]]?'''
::A: Mental Problems can be cured Easier than Physical.

*'''Q: Why do you constantly [[Mailbag|edit the letters]] you receive? Don't you think it is insulting and rude?'''
::A: I am working on that, and Editing Less.

*'''Q: Do you like zombies? What weapon would you use to defend yourself in the zombie apocalypse? Where would you hold out?'''
::A: No, I do not like zombies. I would use a [[Megatron pistol|Gun]]. [[14 Branchland Court|Where I can]].

*'''Q: If you claim to respect your fans, why is it okay for you to "promise" to do a [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] page everyday, and then not keep up on that promise?'''
::A: I am [[Chris and art|drawing the pages For Real]]; Hand-to-God. I have other life problems that delay me from getting them scanned and online sooner; Shoveling Snow, [[Chores]], [[Biological clock|Earlier Bedtime]] and Routine Resituating.

*'''Q: Why don't you just draw [[Wild]] a new girlfriend, so you can remove [[Simonla]] like [[Evan]] asked you to? Most people have more than one relationship in their lives, so it should not be that much of a problem. Or a you so uncreative that you can not think of a new character?'''
::A: I have stated before that when ONE finds [[Boyfriend-free girl|their Match]], they KEEP Each Other; I am NOT going to separate the Couple.

==22 February 2010==
*'''Q: How come your comics [[art]] hasn't improved since [[2005]], do you think you've reached your limit when it's come to the art of [[Sonichu (comic)|the Sonichu comic]]?'''
::A: On the contrary, my [[Chris and art|drawing skills]] have improved greatly over the years, yet it may be subtle and not obvious.

*'''Q: Why do you have a bedtime when you are around 30 years old?'''
::A: Everybody needs to [[Biological clock|sleep a while]] to recover energy from the past day.

*'''Q: What do you think of legally blind people?'''
::A: They're okay; they are keen to their other senses, and that is admirable. I have neutral to positive opinions of the legally blind.

*'''Q: Hey, Chris, what were your favorite after-school activities when you were a kid?'''
::A: [[Video games]] and Homework.

*'''Q: Were you ever involved in sports besides being the [[Bionic|basketball]] towelboy, or did you take music lessons or art classes outside of school?'''
::A: I took a lot of Physical Education classes; I did not take classes outside of school before [[PVCC|college]].

*'''Q: If you can't get [[Son-Chu|your car]] out because of the snow, shouldn't now be the perfect time to work on updating [[Sonichu (comic)|your comic]]?'''
::A: I have been working on the comic the whole time, as you will see very soon.

*'''Q: What's your favorite food? Does your mom ever cook at home? If she asked you to fix dinner, what would you do?'''
::A: Macaroni and Cheese; Yes; a small meal or soup.

*'''Q: Are there any [[video games]] out right now that you really want to play, but haven't gotten a chance to yet?'''
::A: [[Fanmail Reading|The Orange Box]], [[God of War]] III and Heavy Rain.
::''Note: neither God of War III nor [[Wikipedia:Heavy Rain|Heavy Rain]] had been released when Chris answered this question.''

*'''Q: If you could change anything about yourself physically, what would you change and why?'''
::A: Weigh myself down to [[WeighIn|180 pounds]].

*'''Q: How often do you shower?'''
::A: [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|Nightly]].

*'''Q: How often do you visit with friends and family outside of the house?'''
::A: Sometimes.

*'''Q: Do you enjoy [[20 December 2009|playing]] with your [[cats]]?'''
::A: Yes.

*'''Q: Do you actually play with all the [[toys]] in your room? If not, why not donate some to children who actually will play with them?'''
::A: I do sometimes play with all my toys.

*'''Q: Do you envy Sonichu for having [[Rosechu|a wife]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|kids]]?'''
::A: No.

*'''Q: Which of the Rosechus is the sexiest in your opinion?'''
::A: The Original [[Rosechu]].

*'''Q: If [[Chores|shoveling snow]] is that hard for you, why don't you just pay some kid [[Chris and money|$10]] to shovel your driveway?'''
::A: [[Obesity|Hard work is good for me]].

*'''Q: From between Issues [[Sonichu 0|#0]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]] Which [[Electric Hedgehog pokemon]] do you like least and why?'''
::A: [[Silvana Rosechu]], because of the [[Troll]] Influences, I felt forced to let [[Graduon]] magically make her a hermaphrodite for the sake of "TRANSFORM".

*'''Q: Have any of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|the Sonichus and Rosechus]] ever considered "[[Wikipedia:Swinging|swinging]]," aka swapping [[sex]] partners for the night?'''
::A: No.

*'''Q: What are the ten worst things that have happened to you in your life?'''
::A: 1) [[Troll]]s Pestering Me Constantly. 2) [[Julie|Learning that Ohio woman was actually a 13-year old boy]]. 3) Having[[PSN|my accounts]] hacked into. 4) [[Clyde Cash]] breaking into my ORIGINAL, which hosted The Original "[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|CWC's Sonichu Site]]", Tripod Account and screwing it up Royally. 5) Being banned from [[The GAMe PLACe|The (Game & Hobby) Place]] by that S.O.B., '''[[Michael Snyder]]'''; we never saw eye-to-eye, and for [[Chris and anger|some UNCOMPREHENDIBLE Reason]], aside from that time with my [[Nintendo|Wii]], He Hated Me, Period. 6) Learning of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] Website late October, [[2007]], followed by learning [[Lucas|TWO OF]] [[Mimms|THE TROLLS]] were old Pokémon TCG comrades in that same League I used to go to HAD PART in the creation of that D*** E.D. Page. 7) The loss of two True and Good Women who I had friendships with, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie ([[PandaHalo]]), and [[Sarah Jackson]]. 8) Being banned from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a year. 9) Having to leave behind all of my [[Gal-pal|Girl Friends]] from [[High School]] after Graduation. 10) [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Being pinned down on the floor by a teacher, two teacher aides, the Guidance Counsoler and the Principal on the floor and having my screams and cries recorded onto audiocassete back in 4th Grade]]. 11) The [[Autism]].

*'''Q: Chris, what are the good deeds you have done that earn you the right to go to heaven?'''
::A: I have done a lot of good in my life, yet I did some bad, [[Chris and remorse|most of which was accidental, unintentional or beyond my knowledge]]. To name a few good things: holding the door for many people in various places, [[Chris and Death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|honoring my promises]], [[Chris and anger|being friendly and kind in person]], [[Chris and money|donating to various causes and a lot of other good things]].

*'''Q: Why does [[homos]]exuality immediately condemn the person to hell regardless of how good they are?'''
::A: I can not say; ask a Priest or Pastor.

*'''Q: At what age did you officially become mayor of [[CWCville]]?'''
::A: [[Sonichu chronology#2000|18]]

*'''Q: At what age will [[Daughter|your future daughter]] inherit the title of mayor of [[CWCville]]?'''
::A: 13 - 18

*'''Q: You know that crystal isn't a kind of metal, right?'''
::A: I know that; [[Chris and writing|cyrstal]] is a kind of [[wikipedia:Mineral|Mineral]].

*'''Q: Who came up with the "Chris Chan" nickname?'''
::A: I did; it's the first halves of my first and last names, Chris tian Chan dler, and it has a "[[Punchy|Jackie Chan]]" feel to it.

*'''Q: What inspired you to create Sonichu?'''
::A: The [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CD Cover Project]] for [[CADD|Computer Graphics]] during my [[Chris and English|Seinor]] Year at [[Manchester High]]; [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

*'''Q: Even though you've created him for over a decade, did [[Sonichu]] ever helped you accomplished anything?'''
::A: Yes; see myself as a better person.

*'''Q: Why did the [[Wailord]] dropped a boulder on [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubble]]'s adoptive mother [[Swampert]]?'''
::A: the boulder was attached to that Wailord's underbelly, like [[Wikipedia:Barnacle|Barnicles]], and in its leap over Mama Swampert, the boulder detached itself.

*'''Q: Since you hate [[Homos|gay people]] so much, why do you use [[Rainbow]]s in your comics?'''
::A: I do not understand why the [[Chris and Censorship|f***]] the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking [[CWCville|Hitler]] why he used [[Mailbag 5|the Swastika]] (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for [[CWCville|his whole mess]].

*'''Q: What purpose have the [[Chaotic Combo]] served through out the whole comic?'''
::A: It's like asking why [[Sailor Moon]] needed the Sailor Soldiers of the other 8 planets; [[Rule 34|BACKUP, ADVICE and COMRADESHIP]].

*'''Q: Why do you add yourself as a character?'''
::A: If it was good enough for Shinichi Watanabe in [[Excel Saga]] and [[Puni Puni Poemy]], [[Chris and his Ego|it was good enough for me]]. But upon retrospect, I saw why it was a mistake.

==Unanswered==
===From [[Mailbag 58]]===
*'''Q: What do you think of people who read both Sonichu and Asperchu? Do you think they are loyal fans?

*'''Q: Have you considered letting more comic series onto the the [[CWCipedia]]?

*'''Q: Would you date someone who loved the [[Xbox]] as much as you love [[PS3]] and hates PS3 as much as you do the Xbox?

*'''Q: If only [[slow in the minds]] could be turned into [[jerkops]], why didn't you get turned into one?

*'''Q: Why do you refuse to buy [[Bob|your father]] nice gifts and just settle for cheap candy or even nothing?

*'''Q: You say you're against the death penalty, so why is it that in your most recent comic pages you decided to kill off the Asperpedia crew?

*'''Q: Do you wish you could punish the [[Asperpedia|Asperpals]] in real life the same way you did in [[Sonichu 10|your most recent comic book]]?

*'''Q: [[Chris and Hypocrisy|Why are things a fact when said by you, but an opinion when said by others?]]

*'''Q: What has been your greatest victory over the [[trolls]]?

*'''Q: What has been your biggest defeat at the hands of trolls?

===From [[Mailbag 59]]===
*'''Q:Why do you put Sonichu on your [[resume]] if you don't want it to be a job?

{{Mailbag}}

List of Chris's video games

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[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (Every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, and almost every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'', ''Learning with the PooYoos''.).

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise. However, a [[January 2015|January 2015 leak]] by a Nintendo employee revealed that he had made 585 purchases on his account, in Nintendo video game products (including hardware, software, DLC, etc.) in a span of 4.5 years. This leak also showed that Chris' addition to buying video games has gotten ''worse.''

Also, after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], many of these games are presumed to have burned up (or lost), but no final verdict on that matter has been given.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
In early August 2010, according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total. All but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local GameStop to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, Gamecube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In October 2010, Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in Charlottesville, and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a True and Honest certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. If you live in [[Charlottesville, VA]] you can head down to Snooky's Pawn Shop and pick up your very own piece of Chris-chan memorabilia, and the best part is, Chris probably got paid less than a dollar each for his games.
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==The Games==
===Nintendo===
====Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Namco Bandai
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wreaking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

====Game Boy====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Nintendo 64 (N64)====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy Color (GBC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|
|}
====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''BMX XXX
|Acclaim
|Probably bought for [[Mass debating]] purposes.
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle]]d Edition
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE Studios
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|Wayforward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Sippuden
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|Bought every single minigame.
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. 4 (3DS)
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. 4 (Wii U)
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|Treefall Studios
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}
====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy in- Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Twinsanity]]
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Beatles: Rock Band
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|Warner Bros
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Namco Bandai
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''SoulCalibur V
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox Studios
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft, Aksys Games, Rising Star Games
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]], making it possible that he owned one.<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref>
====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham Games
|
|}

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]
* CWCki Forums[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-12-nintendo-employee-details-chriss-recent-video-game-purchases.7050/]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Chris and health

2015-05-25T03:19:23Z

Letter Z: Link fix

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{{quote|Eat less cow meat; Grilled Chicken is healthier. [[Pickle|Vegetables]] and Fruit are a must; [[A Hike|Walking]] or [[Father Call|Jogging]] is great exercise daily. Standing helps too; play some ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar]], you have to stand while playing, and move a bit for fun and movement.|Chris's [[Chris and Hypocrisy|ironic]] advice for [[Wikipedia:Ivan Drago|Ivan Drago]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_2</ref>}}

[[Image:DecayOfManChild.jpg|thumb|Chris in a few years.]]

[[Chris]], as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his [[obesity]], [[Power|lack of exercise]], [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|poor nutrition]], [[ShowerClean|refusal to bathe]], and [[Tour of Chris's House|the grave uncleanliness]] of [[Rental House|his]] [[14 Branchland Court|surroundings]], he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, and [[Wikipedia:Atherosclerosis|atherosclerosis]].

==Nutrition==
{{main|Obesity}}
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler is not a very healthy individual in any sense of the word.]]
[[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|Chris tends to drink large amounts of soft drinks daily.]]
Chris is a known fast food lover, eating either [[McDonald's]] or [[Burger King]] at least once a day. He has been known to dine out up to 4 times a day. The fact that he's merely fat and not morbidly obese with such an awe-inspiring calorific intake and inactive lifestyle suggests a fairly high metabolism, one which will almost certainly not last indefinitely.

Chris claims that he cooks for himself 4 or 5 days a week,<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> making his cooking a major source of his nutrition. He has said that he took Home Ec. classes in school and that he owns cookbooks.<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref> However, when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti in a YouTube video (an incredibly basic dish), he dodged responsibility by claiming that [[Barbara]] had blocked the kitchen up with junk, so he instead made microwaved spaghetti and meatballs.<ref>[[SpaghettiRoutine]]</ref> It can be deduced from this that Chris can't or doesn't cook and simply buys microwavable meals every time he claims to be eating at home.

Many, many times, Chris has been shown to be a glutton for all kinds of food, eating excessively in public places and during parties. His complexion also gives insight into his daily nutrition, often showing various signs of acne and acne scarring. This suggests that Chris never drinks water and that he drinks a lot of [[CWC Cola|carbonated]] [[My Coke Rewards|drinks]] and energy drinks (which have been proven to increase erratic behavior). His most probable nutritional intake is as follows:

* '''Breakfast:''' Often nothing because he usually [[Biological clock|sleeps from 6 a.m. to noon]], but on the rare occasion he does eat McDonald's, or some other fast food restaurant with breakfast options.
* '''Lunch:''' Something quick at home or fast food.
* '''Dinner:''' Dine out at a fast food place with family, or have a poorly-cooked microwave meal.

In addition, it is believed that Chris's diet is one of the causes for his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontinence]] (the other one being [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|ramming stuff]] [[Homos#Evidence that Chris might be gay|in his rectum]]), as chronic constipation can be one cause of fecal incontinence;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Fecal_incontinence#Constipation|Fecal incontinence on Wikipedia]]</ref> casually, it happens that Chris's diet of McDonald's, microwaveable food, and little or no fruit or vegetables is very likely ridiculously low on fiber and thus a sure-fire way of causing constipation, and Chris has been going on with this diet for who knows how many years.

According to Chris, he eats more vegetables than any other foods of any other food group.<ref>[[Kacey Call 7]]</ref> The veracity of this statement is dubious, given what is known about Chris's medical history and health in general.

In short, Chris is a fatty, yet he denies it, and his food makes him shit himself.

It seems that his diet has finally caught up with him, as it was revealed in the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s father that Chris's doctor has prescribed him [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]] for his high cholesterol. Chris claims that he stopped taking the drug in the fall of [[2009]], but whether he was being honest (especially given the number of obvious [[lies]] he told about his health in the course of the rest of the conversation) is uncertain.

===Places where Chris likes to eat===
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Golden Corral]] (Has closed its doors in Charlottesville)
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]

==Exercise==
[[File:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|[[I AM STRONG]]]]
<center>{{#ev:youtube|c7BcDvftwhI}}</center>

{{quote|[…] while my body is [[I AM STRONG|Strong]] and [[Power]]ful, I am unable to Run Fast without losing breath 10-Seconds in [[Sonic]]-Running Speed.|[[CWCipedia]]<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#I_DO.21</ref>}}

Chris has not had any regular exercise since leaving [[high school]], and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. Since he barely leaves his house and focuses his time on playing [[vidya]], his lack of exposure to the sunlight has left his skin a frightening pallor that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room, while making videos. Also, most fat people have strong, stocky legs, due to carrying around all that weight, but since Chris very rarely performs any task more physically demanding than [[Guitar Hero|standing up]], his muscles have withered away, leaving a body made almost entirely out of fat, as evidenced by his incredibly thin and weak arms [[Sign Destruction Video|that are incapable of breaking wooden sticks]] and [[Chris Loses It|barely capable of tearing cardboard]].

When questioned about exercise, he regarded standing up and playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' as exercise.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> Needless to say, Chris is clearly delusional. In Chris's [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa the Rapper'' contest entry]], where he foolishly chose to dance, he seemed to get tired very easily from dancing for a mere thirty seconds and even stopped recording to take a break (evidenced by the abrupt change of position). While attending [[Fridays After Five]] for a while, he danced in public like a stroke victim, then sat down to rest and play some vidya outdoors. Despite this, in [[WelcometoBollywood]] he is capable of dancing in place for over 7 minutes. Whether or not he did this with the magic of jump cuts remains to be seen.

During the later stages of his infatuation with [[Kacey]], many of Chris's videos showed a growing obsession with his own physical power. Chris apparently believes himself to be a nigh-unstoppable testament to human might, and has made several videos dedicated to [[I AM STRONG|flexing]] and [[30 Push-Ups|feats]] of [[11042009 51 50|strength]], performing Herculean tasks such as lifting boxes of Minute Maid lemonade and almost doing fake push-ups. He appears to believe that he could've defeated both his rivals [[Gregg Mays]] and [[Liquid Chris]] should've it to came to blows, and as such had challenged them to fisticuffs multiple times.

Of course, Chris is once again completely delusional about his own abilities. The push-ups and curls he has struggled to do on camera only serve to demonstrate exactly how hopelessly out of shape he really is. He's so fat and his muscles are so small that it's never clear whether he's actually flexing, and the [[CWCFighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]] he's shown us are laughably incompetent. Were Chris to [[I Got A Fish|get his wish]] and physically confront Gregg or Liquid, he would definitely have his ass handed to him.

In the [[Father Call]] and the subsequent [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], Chris made various claims about having taken up jogging. At one point he claimed to jog five miles (8 kilometers) a day, but it didn't take long for Kacey and her father to call him out on this obvious lie. The truth is clearly shown in [[Sonichu's Edge]], where Chris runs only a fraction of a mile and had to take six breaks to catch his breath, whereas a person in decent health would take a few seconds to jog the same distance without having to stop as often as Chris did.
{{clear}}

==Hygiene==
{{quote|I shower Daily.|Chris<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21]</ref>}}
[[Image:Didyoubathe.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Did you bathe? *SPOILER* No]][[Image:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg‎|thumb|left|Where Chris [[Mass debating|marinates in his own filth]].]]

As quoted above, Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to [[Emily]], he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; [[Robert Simmons V]] said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards [[Axe]] as a substitute for a shower.<ref>In an [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_10 ad] Chris made for ''[[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]]'' [[Rosechu]] tells [[Sonichu]] that he smells good and asks him if he bathed. Sonichu replies that he used Axe instead, suggesting that Chris believes that Axe alone can be used to rid of body odor.</ref>

It would appear that Chris compounds this problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row.<ref>A particularly good example is the series of videos starting with [[12 January 2010]] and ending with [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]. The videos in question were shot between 12-15 [[January 2010]], and in all of them Chris wears the same shirt.</ref> In Chris's defense, it should be noted that the clothes that he wears while filming himself are clothes meant to be worn while going outside of the house. Due to not having any of the obligations a man his age is expected to have, it is likely that he spent most of the time between shooting videos at home, possibly wearing pajamas that he may or may not have replaced regularly. It might be that Chris wears outside clothes at home only briefly during the making of videos and takes them off shortly afterwards. If this is the case, the clothes he is seen wearing for several videos in a row were actually worn for not much more than what it took to make the videos in question.

The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his [[Chris and cinematography|low-quality videos]]. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his [[hair]], which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man.

Unless being immersed in his surroundings for so long has destroyed his ability to note his foul vapors, it's a marvel that Chris refuses to indulge in basic hygienic activities such as bathing or showering, even if briefly. Most likely, it's because time spent in the shower is time not spent playing video games or stalking young ladies. If he showered regularly, his -45% chance of finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] would erupt all the way to 0%.

Despite his irregular (at best) use of the shower, Chris is reportedly an enthusiastic consumer of hand sanitizer. [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] recalled that he would scrub his hands with germ-killing jellied alcohol after every post-card-game handshake at [[The GAMe PLACe]], and photographs of Chris at [[Fridays After Five]] suggest that he kept a bottle on hand at all times. Additionally, Mimms and Lucas said in their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|Q&A session]] that Chris didn't have any noticeable BO during his time at the GAMe PLACe, suggesting that his odor problems have become more severe in recent years.

One day in September 2014, Chris decided to give himself [[Un-clit|a piercing on his perineum]]. Many trolls were concerned that with Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unclean habits]], it would eventually become infected. Sure enough, in December, he shared another picture of this piercing which showed that it had not only migrated (''tearing the skin'' in the process), but had become infected as well. Unfortunately, as Chris insists that he is a transwoman, he noted with pride the tear's semblance to a [[China|vagina]] and actually got it repierced. Given that Chris was completely ignoring the fact that infection can cause extreme pain--or [[Chris and death|worse]]--it is fortunate that good sense prevailed [[Chris and his Ego|for once]], and he got rid of it entirely by the end of the year.
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==Living conditions==
[[File:Ebay violin photo - 22 Jun 2014 - 1.jpg|thumb|Only half a year in and already an inhuman cesspool; quite the accomplishment.]]
''Main article: [[14 Branchland Court]], [[Rental House]]''

Simply put, Chris has spent several years growing acclimated to living in conditions of abject filth and uncleanliness. The photographs and videos of 14 Branchland Court that he so unwisely shared with the world ([[Destruction Of Chris's House|at least, while it was still standing]]) showcased to us his filthy bathtub, as well as what appeared to be overflowing bins that looked more like mounds of trash, a kitchen sink overflowing with unwashed plates and cutlery, and even an instance of Chris slipping on cat shit. Trolls also managed to extract from [[Rocky Shoemaker]] that the house was suffering some sort of insect infestation, which led to [[Bob]] being quarantined after being brought to hospital, and Chris being confined to his room to avoid being bitten. When Chris's last video of the house emerged in the months before the fire, it was revealed that the problem had only gotten worse since Bob's passing, with whole rooms literally rendered inaccessible, and some filled almost to the ceiling with items [[Barb]] had hoarded, and with various other rooms reduced to crevices carved into Barb's mountains of junk.

Even after his house burned down, Chris and Barb have seemingly not amended their habits as far as housekeeping goes. Photographs of the rental house have revealed a steadily growing number of [[Lego]] boxes strewn around, as well as something much more alarming; when Chris was taking photographs of his merchandise for [[eBay]], he inadvertently captured a bit of rat shit on the carpet as well. When [[Trolls|concerned customers]] pointed this out Chris [[Chris and reality|flatly denied it]], even though [[Honor roll|he had given them photographic evidence to the contrary]]. At any rate, assuming the rental house doesn't share the fate of 14 Branchland Court, one can only imagine the complaints Chris and Barb will receive when and if they finally return to sullying their own property.

==Vision==
As evidenced by his oversized, [[Pedo-Glasses|aviator-like glasses]], Chris has a vision problem. Judging by pictures of Chris in his youth, it appears that he began wearing glasses around the time he entered [[Manchester High School|high school]]. The extent of his eyesight problems is anybody's guess. His glasses are often fogged and [[dirty crapped briefs|dirty]], which will not help to correct his vision. Chris often takes them off when things are [[Stress|"getting serious"]], but keeps them on to [[Chris and English|read]]. This is evident in the video in which he [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_February_10th,_2009|reads a letter from Nintendo]], and in the [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|"FUTURE MESSAGE"]] video.

One of Chris' relatives, Dr. David Alan Chandler, happens to be an eye doctor whom Chris has seen in the past. The last time Chris was known to have seen him for an appointment was 6 January 2004.

Chris's driver's license has a restrictive condition checked, which commonly means that the driver must wear glasses in order to legally drive. Whether his vision contributed to the [[Son-Chu#Car_trouble|numerous vehicular incidents]] he has been involved in has yet to be seen. However, it is a good bet that Chris should be wearing glasses while driving, for the sake of those sharing the road with him.

==Dental health==
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[[Image:ChrisCavities.JPG‎|thumb|right|He's not even afraid to show the gaping cavities at the back of his mouth. Now that's [[Honest Content|honest content]]!]]
Chris's fondness for baring his [[fangs]] in moments of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] has revealed substantial dental work, particularly on his back molars, which look to have had most of their surface drilled and filled to deal with cavities. It seems likely that Chris takes about as much care of his teeth as he does any other part of his body, and that he'll be needing crowns and other painful, [[Chris and money|expensive]] dental surgery some time later in his life, assuming he lives that long.

Although it is difficult to tell (partly due to Chris's [[Chris and cinematography|awful camerawork]]), in the few instances we get to see his teeth, they seem to be a strange yellow-brown color, which is likely the result of large consumption of [[My Coke Rewards|carbonated]] [[fanta|drinks]], poor dental hygiene, and his refusal to visit a professional under the influence of his massive [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]].
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==Mental health==

[[Chris and psychology|As noted]], Chris has a hostile relationship with psychotherapy, so there is little that can be said about what mental illnesses he has. Because autism isn't nearly enough to explain the full spectrum of his abject psyche, many observers have tried to pin down Chris for a variety of mental illnesses ranging from sociopathy (minus the increase in charisma) to narcissism (ditto).

The one mental failing that debilitates Chris most is his rigid refusal to adapt to his environment. This stubbornness, more than anything else, is what makes him so frustrating to watch—he is incapable of advancing mentally beyond the mind of a ten-year-old with some ''[[Wikipedia:Playboy|Playboy]]'' magazines stuffed under his mattress. Whatever mental problems he may have are only exacerbated by this stubborn inability to mature or even alter his tactics. For over 6 years, he has been led on by various trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart|young white women]] [[Chris and reality|who are interested in a relationship with him]], and yet he still falls for it time after time. It is Chris's refusal to listen or learn that ensures that he will continue to live in [[Naive|ignorance]], isolation and misery, and until he decides to change, it always will, irrespective of whether his trolls stay interested in him.

It was once thought possible that Chris didn't feel like his life had truly begun, that he was still in the "pre-adult" years — because he remained a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]] into his early 30's, and judging by his [[Autism|oversimplified, black-and-white view of the world]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|tainted]] [[Video games|by]] [[Chris and reality|fiction]] [[Chris and television|and]] [[Chris and brand loyalty|media messages]], [[Chris and sex#Chris and gender|treatment of women]] and [[Chris and sex|stunted understanding of sexual relationships]], because he saw sex not as a biological or recreational function, or an expression of love, but rather as a rite of passage, of sorts, and he therefore believed that he wasn't able to truly be an adult until he had sex. Chris has lost his virginity, however, and as of yet, has made few to no changes that will tangibly improve his life, in fact he has been plunging himself into debt to buy toys, of all things, as well as a new car. Needless to say, no-one expects Chris and Barb to be able to afford to keep the car for long.

Since Chris has been pampered and sheltered from basically all forms of outside influence, he lacks experience with the real world. His reaction to the real world can best be seen in his reactions to trolls; instead of dealing with them in a constructive way (taking their advice) or even a neutral way (either ignoring them or getting off the internet), he will freak out, yell at things, blame his autism or the trolls themselves for his shortcomings, and maybe crush a [[sex toys|dildo]].

He also has a peculiar notion that he is slim, broad-shouldered and tan, and that he has a full head of [[hair]] and is generally not creepy. This image comes from two things:

* His mother would always [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|tell him how "handsome" he was]]. This might simply be [[Barbara]] telling her son what all mothers tell their kids.
* He has an [[Wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|inability to remember faces]]. For example, during the [[Blanca]] incidents, trolls used pictures of two different girls to represent Blanca and he never suspected a thing; he thinks that he and [[BILLY MAYS]] would have looked the same if BILLY shaved off his beard. In [[high school]], he had to remember his own appearance by staring in the mirror, leaving his more youthful image of himself branded in his mind.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8Page24.jpg ''Sonichu'' #7, page 24]</ref> The fact that the only distinguishing features of his cartoon characters are hair and eye color also point to this, although this may just be Chris being a [[Chris and art|shitty artist]].

Some people think that, far from being mentally ill, Chris is just misguided and simply needs to be steered in the right direction. [[White knight|However…]]

In the July 2012 [[This_is_how_the_Trial_went|arraignment]] for his and Barbara's actions at the GAMe PLACe [[28_October_2011|the previous fall]], Chris agreed to a plea bargain, avoiding felony charges and jailtime in exchange for, among other things, "mandatory psychological treatment and evaluation," which meant that Chris was forced to undergo legitimate psychiatric treatment (as opposed to simply seeing [[Rocky_Shoemaker|an un-certified pastoral "counsellor"]]), or risk being imprisoned. Given that most, if not all of the problems described above persist in some form or another to this day, it seems that Chris reacted to psychiatric treatment in much the same way he reacted to [[Manchester High School|the education system]], as it seems that, whatever his psychiatrist said, he took none of it in, probably taking out his [[Ego|anger at being forced to obey the law]] on the psychiatrist by simply refusing to co-operate.

Another mental factor that has affected Chris's overall health is [[stress]]. In August 2013, Chris indicated that the stress he's endured has begun to affect his health, citing a symptom of high blood pressure. It's not unlikely, especially if you take into account Chris's other problems above.

==Sexual health==
Bent at a horrifying 45° angle, Chris's [[duck]] is a thing of almost unholy terror. While there has been much speculation as to the cause of this (possibly [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie%27s_disease Peyronie's disease]), it is ultimately a mystery that will probably never be solved. While correctable, the process is expensive and Chris has other, [[Video games|more]] [[Toys|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] on which to spend his (or rather, [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayers']]) money.

In correspondence with [[Jackie]], Chris revealed he was checked for STDs in early [[2010]].<ref>[[Jackie e-mails]]</ref> He didn't have any for [[Virgin with Rage|obvious reasons]].

Of course, with the possible revelation that he slept with a hooker in [[April 2012]], he may have to check himself once again.

==Other deformities==
[[Image:Eye.jpg|thumb|"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."<ref>[[CWC Update 13 August 2009]]</ref>]]
Chris also has mild [[heterochromia]], which he claims is the result of pinkeye medicine that he took in high school. However, in a photo of a young Chris, his right eye is green.<ref>[[:Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg]]</ref> He probably tells this story so people think he's [[Autism|special]].

His voice is also a very [[speech Impediment|severe deformity]], ranging in pitch from normal to the sound of a three-year old girl on helium all the way to [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Gottfried|Gilbert Gottfried]]. It has been medically proven that one of the effects of [[Asperger's syndrome]] is a lack of variation in speech such as tone, pitch and accent. It can also work backwards, which could explain Chris's far from normal voice: autistics often have difficulty distinguishing voice tone. In his [[Song of Christian]] video, his voice sounds almost entirely normal, except for the occasional times where he recalls [[Wikipedia:List_of_Conker_characters#Conker_the_Squirrel|Conker]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Conker's Bad Fur Day]]''. However, this voice deformity most likely comes from the fact he has little to no human interaction; such isolation has been proven to change a person's perception of pitch, especially if they're autistic. With enough isolation, this will most likely become permanent.

[[/cwc/|Some]] have pointed out that Chris has an unusually wide [[wikipedia:Nasal septum|septum]], as seen in his [[MySpace]] picture.<ref>[[:File:Myspace.jpg]]</ref> Others go as far as to say he lacks one altogether. The cause of this, like his bent [[duck]], is as yet unknown.

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[Obesity]]

== Sources ==
<references/>
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Kel

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Letter Z: Removed the colon in the "See also" header to be consistent with the other headers on the wiki.

{{Quote|Meanwhile, about a few miles from the city at a shore-side of a lake, there was a wooden cottage occupied with a lovely [[Pokémon|pokemon]] trainer. Her name was Kel, short for Kellie, with brown hair, [[Obesity|average figure]], 16 years of age and a very cheerful personality. At this time, she was studying up on what the qualifications were for participating in the Johto League and which strategies she and her pokemon would use.|From "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]"}}
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! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] character
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:Kel.jpg|200px]]
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! colspan="2" |Kellie Felix
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| '''Date of birth'''
|[[Sonichu chronology#1986|1986]]
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| '''Gender'''
| Female
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| '''Species'''
| Human
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| '''Occupation'''
| [[Pokémon]] trainer
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'''Kellie "Kel" Felix'''<ref name="rosechu on cwcipedia">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Rosechu]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]</ref>) is [[Rosechu]]'s original trainer. Kel was only seen in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], and was briefly mentioned by Rosechu in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. If you have any information pertaining to her current status and location, please contact your local [[Jerkop|police department]].

It is believed that she is loosely based off Chris's IRL gal-pal [[Kellie Andes]]. This is furthered by the use of "Kellie" in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" and the [[CWCipedia]].

Of note, she is the closest Chris has gotten to an original creation in the ''Sonichu'' canon. Although likely inspired by Kellie Andes, she does not resemble her physically or in personality.

==Backstory==
[[Image:KelHallOfFame.jpg|300px|left|Kel after finishing her quest and returning to CWCville.]]
According to the Rosechu biography page<ref name="rosechu on cwcipedia" /> on the [[CWCipedia]], Kel had gotten the Pichu who would become Rosechu from [[Cole Smithey|Professor Cole]] due to her being the last one there. This is a ripoff of the first meeting between Pokémon anime protagonist Ash Ketchum and his first Pokémon, Pikachu. Unlike Ash and Pikachu, Kel and Pichu hit it off quite nicely.

Her initial Pokémon catches include a Dratini, a Ponyta, a Lapras, a Chansey and a Geodude. It is said that the Pichu evolved into a Pikachu and she used a Thunderstone to evolve her into a Raichu. She was taking a break in her cottage on the day [[Sonichu 0|the Raichu became Rosechu]]. She tried to tell Professor Oak, [[Chris and writing|but he suggested telling Cole, but he was on vacation]].

When Rosechu met Sonichu, Kel took both of them to [[Cole Smithey|Professor Cole]] to examine them. After doing so, she also met Chris and battled him in a Pokémon Gym Battle, defeating him as well(!!). When Rosechu wanted to stay with Sonichu, Kel relented and allowed her to stay.

Kel would resume her travels, using a Manectric to replace Rosechu, but it is said that she still calls for Rosechu when need be. Her Pokémon Championship Hall of Fame picture<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:KelHallOfFame.jpg]</ref>, awarded at the as-of-yet-untold-of end of her quest, shows Rosechu instead of a Manectric.

==In the comic==
As stated in ''Sonichu'' #0, Kel is Rosechu's caring [[Pokémon]] trainer. Not much else about her is known.

Kel is one of the only trainers in the comic, the other being [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]], who no longer uses his Pokémon. She owns a Dragonite and briefly a (presumably female) Raichu until the [[rainbow]] turned it into [[Rosechu]]. Rosechu then maxed out Kel's credit cards and promptly ditched her to live with [[Sonichu]]. Chris has revealed that Kel released Rosechu to be with Sonichu, and that she is currently in "Trainer's College". In [[February 2010]], Chris wrote details about Kel's roster, revealing that she owned David (Dragonite), Ashley (Rapidash), Tiffany (Lapras), Lauren (Golem), Stephanie (Blissey).

It should be noted that after ''Sonichu'' #0, Kel was almost completely written out by Chris. This is made even more perplexing when one considers that Kel, actually having been the trainer of Rosechu while she was still a Raichu, was not given the chance to use Rosechu as her Pokémon. Chris, who had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of Sonichu and Rosechu in the comic canon, is considered Sonichu's "master" and occasionally called "father" by Sonichu.

After a prolonged nine issue absence, Kel reappears (not having taken the time to change clothes) in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] as part of the three-person firing squad that executes Sean, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Allison Amber]]. Caring indeed.

===Kel and her men===

Besides Rosechu, Kel was also the owner of [[David the Dragonite|David]], a [[Wikipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]]. She once tried to offer him to a sad [[Rosechu]] to fuck, but when the latter told Kel to fuck David herself, the Pokémon trainer enigmatically replied that "she can't say she didn't try". It's worth noting that David is described as "loyal" and being "[[Duck|too big]]" for Rosechu.

Chris on [[CWCipedia]] elaborated on the fate of Kel, including revealing a short lived romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]:<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc]</ref>

{{quote|Their first Villainous Encounter was the first Confrontation with Naitsirhc in [[Sonichu 0|Episode 3]]. Naitsirch was young; he was 14-Years Old on that Shopping Day August 8th, 1998. They fought numerously in and around Cwcville. Naitsirch was a healthy straight boy; after a few battles with Kel, Rosechu's Trainer, as an eye-witness sometimes, she started to fall in love with Naitsirhc. After Rosechu and Sonichu departed from Kel's cottage on June 8, 2000. They went their seperate ways. After a number of saving-the-city moments, I offered Sonichu his own house in the suburban area of [[Cwcville]]. The date of Completed Construction on the house they still live in today, was on May 27, 2000.

Kel moved on and continued with her Pok'emon Master Journey at age 14. She spent four years from the Journey she started on to Vigorously Train her Pokemon Team: Daisy (Dragonite), Ashley (Rapidash), Tiffany (Lapras), Lauren (Golem), Stephanie (Blissey) and after Rosechu left her party, she called Professor Oak for Larry (her Alakazam) at and around her cottage and Cwcville.}}

It should be noted that this was on the CWCipedia page for Sonichu since, as a [[Women's rights|woman]], Kel isn't important enough for her own article. Chris may have an article for his [[Son-Chu|fucking car]], but it was only after prolonged pestering that he even bothered with one for [[Rosechu]]...

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], it's revealed that Chris is attempting to restore [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] to [[Straight|normal]] through the [[Homos|Straight Vaccine]] because, apparently, Kel misses him. For those who do not read the CWCipedia, the statement that Naitsirhc and Kel were [[sweetheart]]s would seem completely out from left field. By making up a relationship on the spot, we see how the manchild attempts to evade responsibility for his [[Mailbag 19#That d*** Hitler|Hitleresque]] eugenics ideas, trying to make it sound as if Kel is their initiator. This also shows a bit of how Chris just can't get over women, since Reldnahc is just an [[homos|"evil"]] version of Chris, and Kel is just a "barely existent" version of [[Kellie Andes]], whom Chris was deeply infatuated with. Just like how Chris lives out his [[Lovely Weather|fantasies]] through [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic Chris]], so too does he use Reldnahc as a means for letting some version of himself be with one of the [[sweethearts|dozens of women who tolerated Chris]].

==See also==
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]
*[[David the Dragonite]]
*[[Kellie Andes]]

==References==
<references />

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[[Category:Pokémon and Pokémon Trainers]]

Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)

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:''This article is about Chris's imaginary twin sister. For Chris's imaginary future daughter, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]].''
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! colspan="2" |Crystal Weston Chandler
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| '''Date of creation'''
| 22 June [[Sonichu chronology#2005|2005]]
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| '''Gender'''
| Female
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| '''Species'''
| Human
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| '''Transforms into'''
| Crystalina Rosechu
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'''Crystal Weston Chandler''' is the fictional twin sister of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Her role in his fantasy world stems from his long-held desire to have a sibling to play with<ref>Mentioned in his [[Song of Christian]] video: "hoping" for a "lil brother."</ref> along with some narcissistic pleasure or even [[Tomgirl Pictures|gender identity issue]] with seeing himself as an attractive female. Crystal represents one of the more embarrassing facets of Chris's mind. Since his notions of the perfect girlfriend, the perfect sister, and the perfect daughter so easily intersect, it is hard ''not'' to arrive at a conclusion involving [[incest]].

[[Image:153-GirlfriendsGift.jpg|thumb|left|Notice how the "girlfriend" in this pic looks like a crude version of Crystal, even down to the shirt. Freud would have a fucking field day with Chris.]]

He appears to have first created the character in 2004 as "Crystal the Female Twin" for his set of custom ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards, although another of those cards depicts Crystal as "Girlfriend's Gift". In fiction, Crystal wears a [[Rosechu]] [[medallion]] correlating to Chris's [[Sonichu]] medallion and [[Reldnahc]]'s [[Black Sonichu]] medallion; this is inconsistent (or is it?) with Chris's usual theme of Sonichu, Rosechu, and Blake representing the hero, lover, and villain. In real life, Chris created the Rosechu medallion for his future girlfriend, which raises the question of how he expected to adapt this into the comics when his sister was running around wearing the same bauble as his fiancée.
[[File:Crys.PNG|thumb|Note the careful attention he paid to drawing his sister's boobs.]]
Crystal's origin is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 5]], where she is made manifest by Chris employing his [[anchuent powers]] and [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to split into two ([[pickle|nearly]]) identical beings. Chris and Crystal wear the same [[Chris and fashion|outfits]] and even have the same super powers, although she lacks her brother's [[heterochromia]]. Throughout her appearances in the comics, characters are constantly noting how attractive she (and, by extension, Chris) is.

In [[2007]], Chris attempted to shock [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] into submission by posting his own [[Rule 34]] drawings, including one of himself [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|fingerbanging a nude brunette woman]]. ED users immediately concluded this was Crystal, a charge which infuriated Chris and therefore became the conventional wisdom. By the time Chris successfully convinced anyone that it was really [[Megan Schroeder]] in the drawing, the notion that Chris wants to bang his imaginary twin sister had already stuck--and, as this article demonstrates, would've arisen anyway. Nonetheless, Megan stopped being friends with him because of the whole business, so Chris lost on both counts.

The theme of incestuous narcissism is also prevalent in literature of the Romantic period, particularly that of Lord Byron, who apparently acted on Chris's fantasy. The theory is that the man in question is so much [[Chris and his ego|in love with himself]] that the only other person he could ever truly love is his double. Furthermore, with the Romantic emphasis on sympathy through [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|shared experience]], great nostalgia for [[Chris's room|childhood]], and desire to be "[[Love Quest|understood]]" (though complete disinterest in [[Vivian_Gee_E-mails|understanding]]) make a sibling an ideal sexual partner for the narcissist. Most of the Romantics saw the problem with this, and contented themselves with [[Sarah Hammer|childhood friends]], but then, Chris was never as smart as Wordsworth.

A possible early appearance is in the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]] ([[1998]]) where Christian's kart passes something labelled "'''CRYSTLE'''" (the video quality is too low to see anything) and Chris shouts "Hi!" at it/her.
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==In the comic==
[[Image:Crystalina_Rosechu.jpg|right|thumb|Crystal's anthropomorphic form, Crystalina Rosechu. Also the only Sailor Soldier to wear sneakers.]]

Crystal was first introduced in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], [[Sub-Episode 4]], where she appeared to aid Chris during a battle with the [[W-M-Manajerk]] in the [[Mal-Wart]] Region. Beaten and nearly subdued, Chris had a vision of his Cherokian ancestor. He revealed to Chris that his [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]] is able to summon his "dream sibling". Crystal has also helped Chris battle [[Bagget]] and the [[Transformers|Change-Bot]] Crackder in the [[Get-Tar Region]], as well as [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[PVCC]].

Crystal was trapped in the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] by Mary Lee Walsh and [[Count Graduon]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]. In an attempt to save Chris and [[Sailor Megtune]] from falling victim to the Mirror, she pushed them both out of the way, becoming captive in the Mirror herself. After her capture, a few token mentions have been made of her plight - at one point, it was said that gathering the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] would allow Crystal to escape the mirror - but for the most part she was largely forgotten, especially while Christian himself was stuck in the practically identical [[Time Void]].

Since Chris is ejecting everyone he created from his [[sweetheart search]] misadventures, the final fate of Crystal Weston Chandler seemed quite grim. Then, partway through [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris suddenly turned into [[Collosal Chan]] and rescued her by simply [[Sonichu Special 4|walking in]], [[I AM STRONG|scooping her up]] in his arms and walking out of the mirror in the most [[Chris and writing|anti-climactic way]]. Chris originally planned that he would hand over mayoral power to his sister at the end of this issue, but for [[Chris and his Ego|some reason]] decided not to.<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>

Being Chris's twin, Crystal's powers are very similar to his. She can transform into a Rosechu called Crystalina Rosechu. When she and [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] join together, they are able to form Chris-Chan Pure and execute a powerful ultimate attack known as [[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance]].

Personality-wise, Crystal is a bland, stereotypical girl, who [[Women's rights|overindulges in girly stuff]] such as shopping and perfume. Her fashion sense is similar to her twin brother; she wears the same striped shirts and has a Rosechu medallion. Crystal has an odd quirk where she constantly refers to Chris as "Christopher" instead of "Christian".
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==Gallery==
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Image:CrystalSquirtle.png|Crystal joins the Moon-Pals.
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File:Crystal 001.jpg|Chris's most prominent thoughts on this matter.
Image:CrystalHawt.jpg|Artist's depiction.
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu76_wphCp8 CWC Sketch- Crystal]

==References==
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Chris garnering fame for his yellow copyright infringement.
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McIntire Park

2015-05-11T22:16:22Z

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[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|left|HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE DOGWOOD FESTIVAL!]]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|''"I think what we're saying is... it's going to be compromised,"'' – said Mala Cunningham at just that same moment. Little did she know...]]
[[Image:Z100 0827.jpg|thumb|right| ...that was exactly what was happening.]]

'''McIntire Park''' is a park in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] which became a [[Attraction Location|favorite hangout]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] during [[2009]]. It features a chalkboard wall where visitors can leave whatever messages (or drawings of your [[Sonichu (character)|favorite hedgehog hero]]!) as they see fit. Every April, the annual [http://www.charlottesvilledogwoodfestival.org/ Dogwood Festival] is held at the Park, featuring a fireworks display.

The Park was at the center of a local controversy, due to plans to reallocate part of the area to a new [[Wikipedia:YMCA|YMCA]] facility and a parkway. Chris joined the effort to save the Park in the summer of [[2009]].

==Chris on NBC==
On 22 [[July 2009]], local [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR-TV|WVIR]] ran a story on the six o'clock news about the controversy surrounding the park. During an interview with a representative of the McIntire Preservation Committee, Chris marches through the background of the shot while holding up his [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]].
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==Chris in a Council Meeting==
At some point prior to 14 [[August 2009]], Chris created a two-foot-wide sign featuring [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|their children]] with giant wads of babbling text, intended to express support for the park. The youngsters are holding extremely tiny signs that read "SAVE MCINTIRE PARK," which would be impossible to read from more than six feet away, rendering the sign largely useless.

The sign would be seen in [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|a video]] where Chris used his artwork to refute the claims of [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. On 17 August Chris brought the sign with him to a Charlottesville city council meeting, and was recognized for his [[Chris and Art|effort]]. Chris began to ramble out of turn until the city council told him to pipe down, earning the envy of millions.

Alas, even the power of Electric Hedgehog Pokemon wasn't enough to save the park; court challenges to the YMCA<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Piedmont_Family_YMCA</ref> and parkway<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Meadowcreek_Parkway</ref> construction failed, and the construction on Chris's precious park is currently underway.<ref>http://www.cvilletomorrow.org/news/article/15045-Meadowcreek-Interchange-Traffic/</ref>
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===Transcript===
[[Image:Sonichu Rosechu Save McIntire by Cwcipedia.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and family expressing their support for the park]]
''[transcription starts at 0:30, speaker is Bob Fenwick]''

Fenwick: I would also like to call special attention to a young man, Christian Chandler, who's in the audience, who spent a great deal of time making his own save McIntire sign.

''[applause, Chris starts shouting in the audience]''

Chris: ''[Holding up the sign]''
Indeed!

Hmm. It's less expensive for McIntire Park. Membership is required for the YMCA and plus the wading pool should be bigger and deeper.

''[gets cut off by chairman]''

Chairman: Eh, heheh, one speaker at a time. Thank you.

''[Audience laughs]''

Fenwick: Now, I think you all...

== Independence Day Sighting ==
[[File:CWC Pokemon.png|thumb|left|Artist's conception of Chris using the attraction rock of fail.]]
[[File:Disco duck.png|thumb|What the note probably said.]]
[[File:Zoom_lens_for_DSi.jpg|thumb|The "zoom lens" as aforementioned. Apparently it acts as a sort of optic enhancement by adding a binocular zoom]]

On 4 July 2010, a [[trolls|troll]] reported that they had spotted Chris at the Independence Day celebrations held at McIntire Park on 4 July. Chris allegedly wore [[Chris and fashion|relatively normal clothing]], indicating that perhaps he had realized how retarded he looked on his previous outing.

The troll reported that Chris had what appeared to be a large camera lens attached to the front of his DSi, and was presumably using it to survey the area for [[boyfriend-free girl]]s.

Interestingly, the troll also reported that Chris scribbled a note onto something, wrapped it around a rock, and chucked it at a woman in what would appear to be a more aggressive and direct twist to the [[Red String of Fate]] tactic. Another possible explanation is that this is Chris's way of messaging people he doesn't know on [[facebook]] or various [[dating profiles]], applied to the real world. Whatever his logic was, the contents of the note remain a mystery.

The troll's account in full:

{{quotebox|I have followed the Chris trolling for a while, because who could resist reading about some guy who lived in the same city as you? Though I never would have expected to run into the elusive manchild, that is, until July 4th. Every year, McIntire Park shoots off fireworks for the July 4th. Many families come out to watch, despite the decline in quality each year due to money problems. So imagine my surprise when I see the internet sensation himself. I had to do a double take to make sure. No, he wasn't wearing anything outrageous like in Friday's After 5 footage. No Sonichu medallion. I guess he really has given up on Sonichu. 
I didn't stalk him the entire time he was there, but kept tabs every once in a while. He spent a lot of time near the baseball field. At one point I noticed he pulled out his DSi, with something odd attached to the front of it. It looked like a zoom lense. But do they make zoom lenses for the DSi? I thought the camera quality was already shit. He seemed to use his DSi and what I think is the zoom lense looking at the people around here, presumably women, considering the creepy person he is. A little while later I noticed he had gotten up and started to walk, to where, I don't know. Then he stopped. Now, I don't know how to make of this...I saw him scribble on something, wrap it around what I think he picked up was a rock, and threw it at this woman. I don't think it hit her, but she seemed startled. She picked up whatever he threw, opened up the paper he had written on, looked at him, and shook her head. She then turned and went on her way. 
At that point, I decided to leave it at that and go back to hanging out with my friends. I didn't see him after that point. I assume he decided to change where he was sitting or people were just blocking my view, because as it got darker it got incredibly more busy.}}

==See also:==
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*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[CWCville|CWCville Park/CWC-Central Park]]

== Sources ==
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==External links==
*[http://savemcintire.org Save McIntire]

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CWCville

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

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{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]<ref>[[:File:SchuComic3Page30.jpg]]</ref>}}
'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where he can hide away from the hardships of reality and make all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.

==Overview==
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], a city in [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] is Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref> Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the Jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, such as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkop]]s and resurrecting his dead dog, is due to the fact that in CWCville, his will is supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.<ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32/> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In February 2011, Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Chicago or [[Ohio trip|Cleveland]], for example, was less important than Charlottesville.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref name=p32>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

However, a map in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] shows CWCville as being near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the [[Wikipedia:Kantō region|Kantō region]] in Japan. It is also located near [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square]], found in Sonic the Hedgehog's world.

Given Chris's humongous ego, it's surprising that he didn't give himself Presidency over a whole country to begin with, or better yet, a whole fucking planet. It just goes to show how repressed his worldview is when his ultimate self-serving fantasy, in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, his ever-limited imagination has only titled himself "Mayor" of a "Ville." He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], an idiotic Hyrule [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]], but he actually let someone else rule it.

==Name==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room reads "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville", unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're Welsh, in which case it would be pronounced "cookville".

==Government and politics==
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}
[[Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|thumb|left|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne]]
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Note how Chris needs an [[Chris and his Ego|arrow pointing to himself]].]]

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown. And only [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship — in fact, all symbols of the old regime — have been erased (like the Roman practice of [[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|''damnatio memoriae'']], where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death). It is unknown if Bob died before passing CWCville over to his son, as he has yet to be seen/mentioned in the comic.

CWCville is, in theory, part of the [[United States of America]]. In practice, however, it seems to be a quasi-independent micronation. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to U.S. ideals. The city seems more like the private domain of the mayor than part of a larger federation.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a "King/Queen thing" for which there is no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''.

[[Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved [[Christian Weston Chandler|Mayor]].]]
[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)]]

The Mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]], even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary.<ref>*The [[Wikipedia:Assad family|Assad dynasty]] in Syria *The [[Wikipedia:Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier]] [[Wikipedia:François Duvalier|dynasty]] in Haiti *The [[Wikipedia:Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila]] [[Wikipedia:Joseph Kabila|dynasty]] in DR Congo *The [[Wikipedia:Kim Il Sung|Kim]] [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong Il|dynasty]] [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong Un|in]] North Korea The [[Wikipedia:Pahlavi dynasty|Pahlavi dynasty]] in Iran </ref>

Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [[Wikipedia:Doublethink|he was always the ruler]] and that there would be no further elections.

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people]]

The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random and [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest a super-powered official, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are depowered, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] are arrested and put on trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet.<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref>

==Economy==
[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]
CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits.

CWCville also mints its own currency, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, ten C-Quarters equaling one W-Quarter, indicating that [[Honor roll|Chris has no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver-colored rim and the letter "W" in red in the center, while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and blue, with a silver-colored rim. Fines are levied in U.S. dollars, for unknown reasons: perhaps to add to the foreign currency reserves of the tottering dictatorship.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 21</ref>

Chris claims that the city has "a lot of [[Michael Snyder|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york," and is on the stock exchange.<ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/>

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
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==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

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PlayStation 3

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[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]
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The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]) was [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". Chris desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3|contest]], to this end he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction|destroyed]] his life upgrade only to purchase another shortly after.

==PlayStation Network==

[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation e-mails, a testament to Chris's financial responsibility.]]

Being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, Chris went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's [[online]] capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN, it has contributed most of his credit card debt (roughly $3,500 as of early 2010).

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he frequently buys DLC for games he doesn't even own.

Chris has spent at least '''$6,127.64 ''' in American [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]].

=== Spending history ===
The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).

Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008, when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside his home. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], though (and he might also have been binging to get over his "breakup" with Megan Schroeder, which happened that same spring). Likewise, it's probably not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from The PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a good deal more money on the PSN.

In light of the second wave of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|Vivian Gee e-mails]], Chris's spending in early 2010 is impressive. Despite being supposedly put on a strict budget by his father at the time (in order to pay down debts created by his earlier PSN spending), he still managed to spend around $100 or more a month.

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| February 2010
| '''$130.00
| July 2009
| '''$80.00
| December 2008
| '''$150.00
| May 2008
| '''$90.00
| October 2007
| '''$55.00
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| January 2010
| '''$90.00
| June 2009
| '''$170.00
| November 2008
| '''$110.00
| April 2008
| '''$16.02
| September 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| December 2009
| '''$234.29
| May 2009
| '''$135.00
| October 2008
| '''$90.07
| March 2008
| '''$20.00
| August 2007
| '''$65.00
|-
| November 2009
| '''$215.00
| April 2009
| '''$225.00
| September 2008
| '''$90.00
| February 2008
| '''$20.00
| July 2007
| '''$25.00
|-
| October 2009
| '''$268.41
| March 2009
| '''$210.00
| August 2008
| '''$85.00
| January 2008
| '''$75.00
| June 2007
| '''$10.00
|-
| September 2009
| '''$132.36
| February 2009
| '''$125.00
| July 2008
| '''$120.00
| December 2007
| '''$25.00
| May 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| August 2009
| '''$50.00
| January 2009
| '''$90.00
| June 2008
| '''$30.00
| November 2007
| '''$30.00
| April 2007
| '''$25.00
|}
[[File:Cwc spending.png|150px|thumb|right|A graph of his spending between April 07 and Feb 08]]

=== Trophies ===
According to the [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 31 [[March 2014]], Chris has 3,587 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Games with over 50% progress include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
|"[[wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]"
|12
|100%
|A fairly short game fighting game that generally be beaten in under 12 minutes.
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
|69
|100%
|A driving game that Chris is terrible at. The levels that he has made so far are simply bad, and he racks up a fairly consistent .200 winning average.
|-
|''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''
|65
|100%
|The game that made his [[Autism Tutorial]] possible.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Back to the Future: The Game|Back to the Future: The Game]]''
|60
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:InFamous|inFamous]]''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
| ''Sonic Generations''
| 50
| 100%
|
|-
|''[[Kacey Call 8|Hannah Montana: The Movie]]''
|43
|100%
|[[Homos|No comment]].
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Skylanders:_Spyro's_Adventure|Skylanders Spyro's Adventure]]''
|38
|100%
|
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle''
|37
|100%
|
|-
|''[[God of War]] III''
|36
|100%
|All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Sly Cooper#The Sly Collection|Sly 1]]''
|36
|100%
|Furries galore.
|-
|''Sly 2''
|36
|100%
|
|-
|''Sly 3''
|36
|100%
|
|-
|''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the ''God of War Collection''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection]]''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the ''Sonic'' ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Cuboid (video game)|Cuboid]]''
| 24
| 100%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Stacking (video game)|Stacking]]''
|21
|100%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Costume Quest|Costume Quest]]''
| 17
| 100%
| Made by the same people who made [[wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]].
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| A demoscene production. Not remarkable. Most people already had 1,000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''
|15
|100%
|-
|''SBCG4AP Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''
|15
|100%
|
|-
|''SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands''
|15
|100%
|
|-
|''SBCG4AP Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free''
|15
|100%
|
|-
| ''Sackboy's Prehistoric Moves''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough]]''
|14
|100%
|
|-
|''SBCG4AP Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner''
|14
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Flower_(video_game)|Flower]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sam_%26_Max:_The_Devil%27s_Playhouse|Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse]] - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''
| 13
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)|Wheel of Fortune]]''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Back to the Future - Episode 1: It's About Time''
|12
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Gunstar_Heroes|Gunstar Heroes]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have gotten 100% in ''Gunstar Heroes'', but IRL he's a total zero.
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak''
|12
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Not unexpected.
|-
|''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 2''
|12
|100%
|[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|"...Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''"]]
|-
|''Sonic the Hedgehog''
|12
|100%
|Of course.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Buzz!|Buzz!]] Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls''
|11
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain!''
| 10
| 100%
|
|-
|[[PS Vita|''Welcome Park'']]
|13
|100%
|A Vita tutorial.
|-
|''Sly Minigames''
|8
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently, just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Frogger_Returns|Frogger Returns]]''
| 4
| 100%
| ''One hundred percen—!!!'' ...Oh, it's four trophies for four levels.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Burnout_Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with the likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''</ref>
|-
| ''Sonic CD''
| 11
| 90%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Braid_(video_game)|Braid]]''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be [[Christian Weston Chandler|a stalker]]. It is, however, worth noting that ''Braid'' is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]]''
|9
|85%
|
|-
|''God of War''
|33
|82%
| Most of the trophies are simply earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under five hours.
|-
| ''God of War: Chains of Olympus''
| 32
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Heavy_rain|Heavy Rain]]''
| 53
| 80%
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Table Top Tanks|Table Top Tanks]]
|5
|80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Band Hero|Band Hero]]''
|35
|77%
|Guitar Hero with pop music.
|-
| ''The Price Is Right''
|11
|76%
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D ''Sonic'' title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Splatterhouse_(2010_video_game)|Splatterhouse]]''
|43
|72%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Ghost of Sparta''
| 31
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Penny_Arcade_Adventures|Penny Arcade Adventures]]: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Numblast|NUMBLAST]]''
|10
|71%
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Noby_Noby_Boy|Noby Noby Boy]]''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Space Ace|Space Ace]]''
|7
|71%
|
|-
|''[[LEGO]] Batman 2: DC Super Heroes''
|27
|71%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing|Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing]]''
|36
|62%
|Sonic Kart couldn't hold his interest long enough for a platinum trophy. No Sonichu? Back to Modnation.
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:UDraw_GameTablet#uDraw_Studio_Instant_Artist|uDraw Studio]] - Instant Artist''
| 28
| 61%
|
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Golden Abyss|Uncharted: Golden Abyss]]''
| 38
| 60%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Spelunker HD|Spelunker HD]]''
|31
|58%
|
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen: The End is Nigh]]''
| 8
| 57%
| "Meeting with Chris-chan left [[Semen|bad taste]] in mouth. He is [[Tugboat|pampered]] and [[Tomgirl|decadent]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|betraying]] even his shallow, liberal affections. Possibly [[homos]]exual? Must remember to [[Kick the Autistic|investigate further]]."
|-
| ''[[Transformers|Transformers: War for Cybertron]]''
| 34
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
| 10
| 52%
| 10 of 13 trophies? Oh wait, only three trophies require any real skill.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uno_(video_game)|UNO]]''
| 10
| 52%
| Chris probably bought it in hopes that it was like the [[HEXBox|360]] version. Forgotten about when he realized that was not the case.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]''
| 26
| 50%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II]]''
| 8
| 50%
|
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''Mirror's Edge'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

=== Hacking ===
As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain Hawaiʻian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So...good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And...LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is.]]}}

{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}

Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==
[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive. His PSN account activity seemed to confirm he had indeed deleted everything.

==Destruction==
[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]
On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.

Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.

== The rebirth ==
[[File:PStriple.png|thumb|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]
By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref>

Interestingly, Chris's new PS3 still uses the original case design, even though the larger PS3s had been discontinued in favor of the newer "slim" model in late 2009. This suggests that the replacement is a second-hand or refurbished model, and may have been chosen so that he could put the custom cover he made for his old PS3 onto it.

== The PS Move of Fail ==
[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png|thumb|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl socializing online.]]
It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move|PS Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo|Nintendo's]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one.

Chris seems to have painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|wizard video]].

Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].

== PlayStation Plus ==
Sony started a [[Hex Bawx|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play free rentals of Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog 2, games that he has bought many times over.

==Other oddities==
Chris appears to keep his PS3 on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
* [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Detailing his entire game collection.
* [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
* [[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempts to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
* [[PS3 History Level]]
* [[PSEye]]
* [[PSP of Fail]]
* [[PSN Blogs]] - An archive of Chris's posts.
* [[Sonichu Home Club]] - Because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
* [[Sony]]
* [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - The kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.
* [[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* <s>[http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu Chris' PSN, filled with useless trophies.]</s> Dead link as of May 2015
* [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu Publicly viewable detailed profile]
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]</s> Dead link as of May 2015

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User talk:Asperhes

2015-05-10T11:35:04Z

Letter Z: Replied

==Spamming the recent changes==
Hi, use the "Show preview" button, please. Your numerous minor edits make the recent changes hard to read. --[[User:Gunter|Gunter]] ([[User talk:Gunter|talk]]) 00:15, 5 January 2015 (UTC)

Hi, well done on the hair article, it's much more organised now! [[User:Res|Res]] ([[User talk:Res|talk]]) 04:51, 20 January 2015 (UTC)

== Higher Quality Chris Videos ==
Hi, I've managed to archive the videos Chris uploaded on to YouTube in their original resolution, some even at 640x480px (instead of 480x360px). See here: https://archive.org/details/officialcwcvideos. Hope you enjoy. By the way, why are all of the Mediafire links broken and is it possible to fix them? [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 01:57, 7 March 2015 (UTC)
:[[User:Canine|Canine]] asked you which scrapbook images are missing on [[User talk:Letter Z#Videos|my talk page]]. Also, I archived all of TheCWCVille's videos on to the Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/chrischanvideos. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 03:23, 12 March 2015 (UTC)

::I archived the ISO of his DVD here: https://archive.org/details/C.W.C.YEPIMONT.V. The guy who has a copy can either upload the collection on MediaFire or the Internet Archive. The latter lasts longer. Can you please tell him this? [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 02:27, 14 March 2015 (UTC)

:::OK. [[User:Asperhes|asperhes]], 3/13/15

::::It's been about two months. Did you get the missing scrapbook photos yet? Which ones are you talking about? The ones on his DVD or higher quality? [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 11:35, 10 May 2015 (UTC)

TheCWCvilleLibrary

2015-05-10T10:51:59Z

Letter Z: /* External links */ Added mirror in case YouTube channel shuts down.

{{protip|TheCWCvilleLibrary is the TRUE and HONEST authoritative source for CWC videos. Use TheCWCvilleLibrary videos when possible.}}

[[File:Curators.PNG|thumb|Max and Abejita, the two curators.]]

'''TheCWCvilleLibrary''' is a [[YouTube]] account that began as the final project of the now-retired Arjen Van Dierten when [[Chris]]'s antics drove Arjen to [[Chris and death|Valhalla]].

The Library is currently run by The Curators, led by head curator [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Abejita Cortez]] (a frantic [[Spanish|Guatemalan]]), after the first head curator, [[BlueSpike|Max Milvania]], found himself in trouble with [[Jerkop|authorities]] back in the former Soviet state of Georgia for his involvement with Georgia's breakaway Republic of [[Molvanîa]]; he has since been re-instated as a Curator that handles [[Sign Destruction Video|uploading things]] when the head curator is out.

Within the confines of the Library is everything Arjen (and now The Curators) has ever archived of Christian from the latest and not-so-greatest to a [[Chris humps his PS3|few rare gems]].

==Origins==
[[Image:AVDierten icon.jpg|thumb|Arjen's modest CWC video mirror channel would become the ultimate repository for all Chris related videos.]]

Initially, Chris blocked comments and ratings on his entries and deleted his [[videos]] at whim, forcing the patriotic Arjen to post mirrors of deleted CWC videos on YouTube with annotations for our [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]. At some point around the end of [[2008]], Chris allowed comments, but he continued deleting his videos with little or no warning. Ironically, he kept that [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|gay-bashing video]], just to show everyone [[I'm Sorry, Dude|his apology]] for making it was insincere.

==Formation==

On 14 [[June 2009]], Arjen's final project, TheCWCvilleLibrary, received the last (at that point) 69 videos from his solo account. When Chris uploaded two new videos later that night, they went straight into the Library, bypassing the solo account entirely. Arjen then changed his profile to read [[Niggos|"The Pool is Closed,"]] and he then explained the existence and purpose of the Library to both [[ED]] and [[/cwc/]], lest anyone believe it was yet just another person trying to steal Arjen's thunder.

Two weeks later, AVD posted what would be his final missive<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dOMnum-id4]</ref> to both Chris and the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]].

After Chris [[100 2357.MOV|quit the Internet]] and deleted almost all of his videos on 22 [[November 2010]], TheCWCvilleLibrary remains the only online source for earlier Chris-Chan videos that haven't been mirrored to death by other users, and from 27 [[July 2011]] the only source for [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]] videos as well.

Although Chris returned to the internet again in [[August 2011]], some of Chris's videos were flagged and taken down for hate speech. These videos are only available on TheCWCvilleLibrary.

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://youtube.com/TheCWCvilleLibrary TheCWCvilleLibrary] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://archive.org/details/yt-TheCWCvilleLibrary Mirror of TheCWCvilleLibrary] on the Internet Archive

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''Æ''') is the home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].

==Chris on ED==

Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with "VICIOUS LIES AND SLANDER."

After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==

[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction:

{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.|Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}

{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}

{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, <s>in a rare case of moralfaggotry</s> joking.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==

''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

==Chris and ED==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>}}

For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on "less"), and [[TV Tropes]] once described CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.

As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

==Oh Internet interlude==
On 14 April 2011, ED was redirected to '''Oh Internet''', a more safe-for-work wiki, in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. Needless to say, the site included articles about Chris and Sonichu. In October 2013, however, Oh Internet silently went offline. Encyclopedia Dramatica returned under several domains: .ch, .se and .es, revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites.

==Chris-chan (forum)==

[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]

'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.

Chris had indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he read the ED forums, where he discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref> Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) are far more significant.

==Sources==
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==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[TV Tropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the "new" "new" ED, and the TRUE and HONEST "Chris-chan" article]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]
*[http://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/ EDF]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)] </s> (dead link as 2014)
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan| Earliest archived version of the "Chris-chan" page on the Wayback Machine.]

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Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean

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[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|thumb|Chris overestimates his own [[power]] as he begs his [[Trolls|True and Loyal Fanbase]] to support his cause.]]
'''Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean''' (full title "'''04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV'''") is an audio recording released by [[Chris]] chronicling an attempt to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] by confronting [[Michael Snyder]], the [[manajerks|manager]] who permanently ejected him from the store in the summer of [[2008]]. Chris recorded their conversation by hiding a video camera in his pocket. The phrase "ColdHearted" in the title is supposed to be a [[Random-access humor|play on the title of ''Pokemon HeartGold'']].

As usual, Chris adds this to his list of fails as Michael is unmoved by his attempts to get back in, and is entirely justified in this belief. According to Michael himself, Chris's plea was a script he had written down on a piece of paper.<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y YouTube comments]</s> Dead link</ref> He also, it seems, can't remember why he was kicked out of the store in the first place. He mentions a "[[Nintendo|Wii]] incident," an occasion where he angered the management with his regular habit of taking over the store's television with his [[video game]] consoles, but otherwise he appears to be genuinely confused as to why Snyder won't let him back in. Oddly, yet hilariously, Chris adds to his streak of [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racist videos]] by shouting "JEW!" at Michael as he leaves the store, [[South Park|like a certain other egotistical fat kid]]. Of note, Michael is not actually Jewish, and the last name Snyder (or Schneider) is German in origin.

The conversation took place on 12 [[April 2010]] and Chris uploaded it to [[YouTube]] later the same day. Shortly after it was posted, the recording was removed from YouTube due to a terms of use violation, either because of Chris's anti-Semitic attitude, because the recording itself may have been [[Chris and the Law|illegal]], or because of the dox and incitement to harass dropped in the description. In the early morning hours of the next day, Chris added a text-only [[:File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|image]] on the front page of [[CWCipedia]] accusing Michael Snyder of [[Kick the Autistic|discriminating against him]] for having [[autism]], and linked to a troll mirror of the deleted video (which he had mistaken for a fan).

One way or another, this video is absolute proof of Chris violating the law—he dropped into the store unannounced with full knowledge that he wasn't supposed to be there. [[Virginia]] defines this as "trespassing", which is a crime punishable by a fine not to exceed $2500, at most one year in prison, or both. According to Mimms, cops were called after this happened, though Michael was unable to press the issue.

==Prelude to the madness==

On 21 April 2010, a woman named [[Jackie]] dropped a number of e-mails<ref>See [[Jackie e-mails]], [[Jackie e-mails Part 2]] and [[Jackie e-mails Part 3]]</ref> between herself and Chris. In one of the letters, Chris reveals that he attempted to go to The GAMe PLACe after church the day before the video was released. When one of the cashiers saw Chris and recognized him, he threatened to call the cops. Chris got angry and bolted.

Finding out Michael Snyder would appear the next day, Chris had his plan - approach Michael and attempt to get the ban lifted. Chris's plan was that if Michael did not lift the ban after this long, [[Chris and the Law|he would call the cops]]. Chris hid a camera in his pocket with the intent of using it as evidence in the event he had to resort to this.

==Description==
{{quotebox|This happened on my recent visit to the Game & Hobby Place. My Camera was hidden in my Vest Pocket.

I encourage all to go there in person, find Michael, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|pester/Troll]] the hell out of him (other employees who support him optional). Also say to Michael, "[[Chris and race|Do Not Discriminate]] Against People like Christian Weston Chandler."

243 Ridge McIntire Road Charlottesville, VA 22903 (434) 984-1040}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 04122010 - Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean (Audio Only).MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6odVsyr3I40}}
| stardate = 12 [[April 2010]]
| subject = {{Racism|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Game Place|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[F Abstinance]]
| next = [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]}}

{{quote|I'm a better person...}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is speaking into a recorder. From the sound of it, it seems like he is inside his [[Son-chu|car]].'']

'''Chris:''' This is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Captain's Log]]. Stardate... 4:34 PM, Monday, April 12, 2010. I am about to go into the Game and Comic Hobby Place — also sell toys there — to get myself, to try to get myself unbanned and get forgiveness for the mistake I have made almost a year ago when I was banned from the store in June of 2008.

[''Heavy [[sigh]] from Chris'']

'''Chris:''' The dude who banned me was, his name is Michael Snyder, possibly a [[Chris and race#Jews|Jew]] considering his last name. Nothing bad against the Jews, but I'm just throwin' it out there. Alright, so, here I go. [''sigh'']

[''Chris turns off the engine and leaves his car. He approaches The Game Place, and the chime of the store's door alarm can be heard as he goes inside. "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray faintly plays in the background, while we get a good view of the inside of Chris's pocket.'']

'''Chris:''' Hello, I'm here to see Michael.

'''Employee:''' Yeah, he's in the room back here.

[''We come upon Michael, who is fixing an RC car. His remarks are occasionally interrupted by whoever he is helping. Judging by the audio, Chris is standing relatively close to him, close enough to occasionally hear whoever Michael is speaking with.'']

 '''Michael:''' Well, I mean, you're, you, you'll just see that by running it. I mean, it was running okay the other day. But just, you know, adjust it one way or the other depending on temperature and everything else. But, you know, it just, it's not usually much. By changing fuel, it doesn't usually change... tuning that much. Mmkay... Uh-huh. Yeah, no, it'll be fine... Right, yeah, it'll be fine. [pause] Okay... Okay... Who made it?

[''The recorder seems to move away from the conversation, and a long silence follows. Various store noises occur in the background, including the bell from someone opening the front door.'']

 '''Michael:''' Okay. Alright. Sounds good. Mm-hm. Bye.

'''Chris:''' Hello, Michael. I see, uh... You've been, I see you're looking well. Haven't changed much since, for the past almost two years. And, yeah, it has been, uh, almost two years since... uh, what happened, uh, June- June 2008. But, uh, I came back hoping that, uh, we could put that behind us and...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' Come on. I mean, it has been almost two years, and it's just been on my mind for so long, just be...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] But, can't we just [[Chris and remorse|forgive]] [[Mary Lee Walsh|and forget]]?

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' C'mon, to have this...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...[[Stress|weight]] on my back...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' And I have really...

 '''Michael:''' No.

'''Chris:''' ...missed coming here.

 '''Michael:''' No. No. You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I'm, [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|I'm a better person...]]

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] C'mon, what? Come on, dude...

 '''Michael:''' No! You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' [[Twin Falling Towers|How can you be so heartless?]] I mean, you're, I mean, you're obviously not as mean as one of those [[trolls]] I've been dealing with...

 '''Michael:''' You need to leave now.

'''Chris:''' I mean, come on, I mean, obviously you have something against me, [''four beeping noises are heard, possibly Michael dialing out to 911''] because aside from the Wii incident, I just would like to know ''what''. Come on. Gimme a break. Alright, fine, I'll leave.

[''His tone becomes sharp and angry.'']

'''Chris:''' But I hope that [[Chris and Religion|God will forgive you]] for being so [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|heartless and cruel]], Michael Snyder!

 '''Michael:''' He probably will.

'''Chris:''' {{RageQuote|[[Chris and Race|''JEW!'']]}}

[''Chris goes out the door, tape runs out.'']

==Aftermath==
During the confrontation, Michael called the [[jerkops|police]]. However, Chris was long gone by the time they arrived.

On the linked YouTube page the opposite party, Snyder, chimed in to inform everyone that, while he had attempted to press charges against Chris for trespassing, the police informed him that he had no recourse to pursue legal action for Chris's trespassing or attempts to incite harassment. It all seems for naught anyway, as Snyder mentioned that, not only did he not receive any harassing messages, but he actually got messages of congratulations and encouragement for putting Chris in his place.

{{quotebox|I have been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play?? }}
{{quotebox|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,
Mike 
Elvis has left the building }}

===A video with video===
The next day, [[Vivian Gee]] made a ''[[South Park]]''-style animation using the audio from this clip. Chris himself stopped by to make it clear that he completely missed the point of the video:

{{quotebox|Hey, Vivian. I'm going to tell you right now that if you were trying to offend me with this "South Park" [[Parody]]; You Failed. This is just SOO FUNNY! You ought to know I like "South Park", especially the less dramatic, more comical episodes. ROFL}}

{{quotebox|Actually, there is ONE more thing you could to just make this a TOPPER of a Comical Scene; I gave him the finger as I left for real, so add a [[Wild Sonichu|Sit-And-Spin]] in the silence right before the final insult. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = episode 200 - the game place
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7un_dBl2q2M}}
| stardate = 13 [[April 2010]]
| maker = [[Vivian Gee]]
| subject =
| type =
| info = }}

==See also==
* [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
* [[28 October 2011]]

==Sources==
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==External links==
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?gmqwe4kmgzm MP3 download]</s> dead

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2010| 2010-04-12]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-04-12]]
[[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]

Plush Breasts

2015-05-05T00:37:21Z

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[[Image:PlushBreasts.jpg|thumb|The Plush Breasts, as available from Spencer's.]]

Chris's pair of '''Plush Breasts''' is a pillow in the shape of human breasts and the color of [[Rosechu]], purchased at the adult novelty section in the store Spencer's.<ref>[[Mailbag 3]]</ref> It normally resided by the right-hand wall of [[Chris]]'s room as one entered the door, next to one of his racks of games and videos, but subtle changes in its orientation over time suggest that Chris has picked it up and used it for… [[Mass debating|something]].

It first appeared in the middle of [[October 2009]], in the [[War Paint Video]]. Spotting the breasts in Chris's [[YouTube]] rants quickly became a popular pasttime among [[trolls]].

While designed to be an adult novelty, something along the lines of a gag gift, there lies a possibility that Chris used this as one of his [[sex toys]]. His "BANGIN' YOUR BREASTS" fantasy during the [[Kacey Phone Call]] lends itself to the suspicion that he might have used the plush tits for practice.

Another possibility is that the plush breasts played a role in Chris's [[tomgirl|cross-dressing]]. Between 18 and 30 October 2010, in no fewer than eight videos, Chris presented himself with the breasts stuffed in his shirt. In most of these videos he was role-playing as female characters. For example, in [[Pregnant Act]], they were used to breastfeed [[Li'l Chris|a blue teddy bear]]. He also wore them in a video concerning [[Breast Cancer Awareness]]. However, all of these videos were specific requests of [[Jackie]], and Chris has never been seen wearing the breasts since, despite the acceleration of his feminine trajectory.

The only possible exception was on [[26 December 2014]], when police reports indicated that he was wearing "fake breasts." This opens the possibility that the plush breasts had not been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|14 Branchland Court fire]]. However, in the video of Chris's [[GameStop]] adventure, while his shirt might be stuffed, he is nowhere near as bosomy as the plush breasts had made him in the earlier videos, so it's unclear if Chris has indeed resumed using the Plush Breasts, or if his ballooning chest is simply due to his ever-increasing [[Obesity|corpulence]].
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==Gallery of appearances==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:PBFBrutalLegends.jpg|An early appearance in Chris's video review of [[Brutal Legend]].
Image:PBFWarPaint.jpg|The breasts (and the [[Megatron pistol]]) in the [[War Paint Video]].
Image:PBFPushups.jpg|Chris's tits look on as Chris's tits jiggle their way through [[30 Push-Ups]].
Image:PBFRedCertifiedDay.jpg|The plush breasts help celebrate the arrival of the [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright certificate]].
Image:Cwcboobs.png|[[Chris Chan Sonichu]] Action Figure!! (Plush Boobs sold separately)
File:TG8.jpg|Seen [[Tomgirl Pictures|here]] actually being used for its intended purpose as a pillow.
File:PBFCallingOutThorg.jpg|From the [[Calling Out]] video series.
File:PBFCallingoutAlec.jpg|Again from the Calling Out series, seen two days later, showing signs of recent use.
File:100 2299.JPG|Chris wearing the plush breasts for Jackie.
File:100 2296.JPG|And in profile.
File:Madman.jpg|Still from his GameStop assault video. The police claimed he was wearing "fake breasts" on this day.
File:SpencersGifts.jpg|The [[Wikipedia:Spencer Gifts|Spencer Gifts]] in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the Charlottesville mall]] where Chris bought the breasts.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
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{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
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CWC's Pokésite 2

2015-05-05T00:28:31Z

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[[File:Pokesite2 banner.png|center]]

'''CWC's Pokésite 2''' is one of Chris's earliest websites about [[Pokémon]], launched on 22 July [[1999]]. [[Chris]] made a poorly translated Spanish version, which shows that his Spanish name is [[Spanish|Ricardo]] W. Chandler. According to the sign, Chris made [[Espanolic]] the mascot of the Spanish version.

The email listed on the page is itsameCWC@aol.com, probably a reference to the opening splash screen of ''Super [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|Mario]] 64'', where Mario is heard saying "It's a-me, Mario!".

==History==
In his [[Chris's resume|resume]], Chris proudly proclaims both the [[Spanish]] and [[Chris and English|English]] versions as having been created from "notepad scratch" thanks to his HTML classes. Given the quality of the sites, it is largely assumed that "notepad scratch" is a euphemism for "pulled out of his ass". Like everything else of a visual nature that Chris has produced, the sites were nothing short of eye rape. The website was spawned out of his fetish for Pokémon and originally featured [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as the mascot.

The site's logo, shown below, was designed by [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell]], one of Chris's high-school [[gal pal|gal-pals]], as a school assignment. This is why it looks good.

In addition to the godawful aesthetics, the site also has a number of HTML errors.<ref>See for example [http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.archive.org%2Fweb%2F20010217092458%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fhomepages.go.com%2F~christianchandler%2Fpokste2.htm&charset=%28detect+automatically%29&doctype=Inline&group=0 here]. Errors before line 253 are in the Wayback Machine's toolbar and aren't Chris's fault.</ref> For example, the title image is aligned to the left of the screen, because Chris wrote <code>align=CENTER</code> when he meant <code>align="middle"</code>. This would have been obvious to Chris unless he'd been testing the site on a 600x480 monitor (already obsolescent in 2001<ref>http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_display.asp</ref>), and it would tend to make his work look even less professional to a software engineer who was considering him for a Web-development job.

==Current status==
Since the website has been at various times hosted on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Chris's other fail webspaces]], its current status is the same as theirs, which is to say, inactive and archived. He doubtlessly has a copy hanging around somewhere though, since Chris seems to feel that everything he produces is pure gold.

==Content==
While the site's nominal purpose was to sperg about Pokemon, the content of the site suggests that an ulterior reason Chris had for setting up the site was to sell himself as a cool person and make friends, just as his later [[Sonichu's News Dash]] was ''really'' about attracting a boyfriend-free girl. Chris hoped that there would be extensive community feedback--the art section was for "drawings from you and me," for example. There was also a "Cool Letters" section, which remained vacant. He practically begged people to sign his guestbook, and, of course, there was the prominent "About the Author" section, where Chris's already-enormous [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] was apparent.

This archived edition was last updated on 15 January 2009.

===Front page===
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New logo was designed by [[Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Maranda Mitchell]] and Me. :)

Launched on July 22, 1999

Updated: 1/15/2009

Welcome...

To CWC's PokéSite 2!

To add frames to see my other cool sites, click here! 8)

Enjoy your visit! :)

Please visit again for many Updates, be sure to Bookmark us, and be sure to tell your friends about us, too. And, please sign the Guestbook.

* A Real Pokémon Trading Card Game Section.
* An Art section with drawings from you and me.
* A PokéCheats Section.
* A Downloads section.
* Updated News more often.
* Cool Letters section.
* A Pokémon Card section.
* A Section of cool Links.
* About the Author: Christian W. Chandler.
* Please, Sign my Guestbook.
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* And a whole lot more!!!

And, if you want to see the original CWC's PokéSite, here is the link.

===CWC's PokéArt Section===
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Clicking this link to brought you to 24 of Chris's homemade Pokemon trading cards, some of the earliest entries in [[The Wall of Originals]].

===CWC's Downloads!===

This page included links to the American and Japanese Pokemon themes. There were also .mpg movies entitled "Pikachu Vs. Raichu," "Ash and Pikachu," and "Team Rocket's Motto," taken from a site called "Pikachu's Place." Finally, under "Programs/Games/Other," one could play five games provided by "Insomniac Pokemon's Top 100 Pokemon Sites."

===CWC's Pokenews===
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This was the meat of the website. It included a series of brief updates from the world of Pokemon. Very little of it is original; Chris just relayed information he had read in other publications and sites. There are a few insights into Chris's life during this period. Sometimes homework prevents him from making more frequent updates. He also takes a break during the move from [[Richmond|Midlothian]] to [[Ruckersville]], which he says caused him [[stress]] and a dip in inspiration, excuses which would soon become very familiar to his fans. We see that Chris was apparently very upbeat through 2000 and essentially pre-sexual, his mind focused almost exclusively on his Pokemon hobby. Only in a later update to the site, when he was 22, do we see references to the [[Lovequest]]. He also assumes that his readers hang on his every word.

"'''The Archive Section!'''" included his earliest stuff, labeled "October, 1999-December, 1999." He introduced it with, "Finally, I am going to start on my own PokéNews section for my PokéSite. I'll start small, but this section will grow...with time."

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Corrected: My first article: some information about Pokémon Gold/Silver (what Pokémon will you start with?). Information and pics. wereprovided by, Info Gamers' magizine.

'''What Pokémon will you start with in Pokémon Gold/Silver
'''

10/13/99

I was surfing on the internet one day, and I got an E-Mail talking about Info Gamers' magizine's website having the pictures of the three new Pokémon you start with in the new Gold/Silver version. It had an internet address attached to it, which goes to that article.

Anyway, here is the situation, in the Gold/Silver version, you do not get to choose between Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle. You get to choose between a firey hedgehog, Hino-arashi, a timid pear-shaped grass Pokémon, Chicory-ta, and a crocodile that attacks with its teeth and its tail, Wani-noco.

I'll have more information when I get some. :)}}

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'''Save yourself a trip to Blockbuster Video! You can print yourself an entry form from Nintendo's Pokémon World!'''

10/14/99

You know that new Pokémon Snap contest where you can win a trip to [[PandaHalo|Austraullia]]? You can save yourself a trip to the store by downloading a copy of the official form from Pokémon World!}}

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'''Info. on Snubble, Marril, and Donphan!!'''

10/22/99

I found some interesting information on the three Pokémon: Snubble, Marril, and Donphan.

Snubble: The name is a combo of snub-nosed and bulldog. Nintendo's Gail Tilden says that Snubble is very grumpy and has a short fuse.

Marril: This water mouse is already hugely popular in Japan, where the new Pokémon movie first opened, and soon will pop up on the TV show.

Donphan: Tilden says the name is derived from the Japanese word "don," meaning "heavy-footed," and "phan" from elephant. It does a rolling attack and is one of the larger Pokémon.

Source: USA Today.}}

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'''Dig Into Fossil Deckbuilding Contest!'''

10/28/99

Wizard's of the Coast's Pokémon website is having a contest in which you could win 2 Fossil Booster Boxes, both Fossil Theme Decks, and the Starter Gift Box.

All you have to do is click on the big icon on their website, follow their instructions, enter, and possibly win! It's really a way for those who do not know how to construct their own deck to learn how.}}

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[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How the Pokemon Came Into Our Poke Balls]].

10/30/99

(Intro.)

For my English class in late September of this year, I had to write my own myth. So, I figured "Why not make a myth about how Pokémon came to be."

My English teacher thought that it was a great story. So did my mom and a few other people. Since it was so good, I thought I'd feature it on this website. Click Here to read my story. Enjoy. :)}}

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'''[[Burger King]] Will Have 57 Pokémon!'''

10/13/99, but updated: 11/04/99

That's right! Starting November 8-December 15, Burger Kings of the United States will have 57 Pokémon! And they include my top 2 favorite Pokémon: *Mew*, and *Pikachu*!

The Pokémon Gold thing, is that of six 32k gold cards for $1.99 per card, starting Nov. 15. They feature Pikachu, Mewtwo, Jigglypuff, Poliwhirl, Charizard, and Togepi.

Here's a biggie, the 57 toys will be in a Poké Ball, 1 toy per Kids' Meal, inludes a special Trading Card for each, and catorized for their toy features. And Burger Kings will have a trading night every tuesday for the toys, starting Nov. 23.

The Toy list:

Pikachu. The only plush toy that will talk.

[Here Chris included the list of all 57 toys.]

Click Here to see the big poster.}}

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'''New Pokémon TCG cards from the new movie!'''

10/20/99

Check this out: "In the 'Pokemon The First Movie' promotion, moviegoers will receive, with the purchase of each movie ticket, a randomly selected game card from a collection of four new cards published by Wizards of the Coast. These special new game cards are only available by purchasing a ticket to the movie or by making a $10 purchase at the Warner Bros. Studio Stores, as long as supplies last.

"The new Pokemon cards feature Dragonite, a flying Pokemon messenger; Electabuzz, a wild Pokemon with a short temper; Mewtwo, the violent, genetically engineered creation who challenges Mew for dominance of all Pokemon; and Ash's furry pal Pikachu, the most charming and beloved Pokemon."

Also now a mention of when and how to get a Promo. Mew, from WOTC!!!

Click here to go to Wizard's articles.}}

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'''New Promo Card list is in my section of Pokémon cards!'''

Starting on the list of Promos for America!

11/16/99...3/3/2000...3/13/2000...4/2/2000

That's right, in my Pokémon Trading Card section, is a list of the current Promo cards from Wizards, and how to get them. I'll keep you all up-to-date as the
information comes in.

Now we know of a Holo Mew, a Holo Meowth, a new Venusaur, and a Holo Porygon!}}

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'''I'm sorry; I have not been on the internet lately.'''

Notice!

11/18/99

I'm sorry I have not updated the website as fast as I usually do, but I had to do a lot of homework. I'll update the site at least on the weekends; being off the [[internet]] for a while sure makes you miss a lot of things...:)}}

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'''A Timeline for Pokémon!'''

11/30/99

Here is a current Poké Timeline from the "Business" section of today's [[Richmond]] Times Dispatch.

[Here Chris included a timeline of important Pokemon events from 1996 to Summer 2000.]}}

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'''A Brand New PokéDex! There is a new website with a PokéDex of the so-called "Pokégods!"'''

A List of the Next 100 Pokémon!

12/15/99

There is a new website with a PokéDex of the "Pokégods" from the new Gold/Silver Versions. Click Here to go to this new website!}}

After the archive, the next series of articles was labeled, "February, 2000-Audgust, 2000." "Here's a big update; the Old News are in the new Archive section! Click on the link on the bottom of the page."

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Here is a [[Valentines Day Hymn|Valentines Day hymn]] I have written for the special day of love. Enjoy! :)}}

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'''There are Pokémon cards of other Languages! And I'm searching for some cards of a certain language.'''

The Foreign Pokémon Cards are Here!

1/21/2000

I have come across of Pokémon cards in other languages. I have found so far, German and French cards. But, since I take the [[Spanish]] language, I have figured that there may be some Spanish Pokémon cards. If you have any information on Spanish cards, or have any Spanish Booster Paks, Send me an E-Mail at: Itsame CWC@aol.com. Have a nice day. :)}}

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'''UpdatedNew Promo Card list is in my section of Pokémon cards! (2+1 new cards)!'''

Starting on the list of Promos for America!
11/16/99...3/3/2000...3/13/2000...4/2/2000

That's right, in my Pokémon Trading Card section, is a list of the current Promo cards from Wizards, and how to get them. I'll keep you all up-to-date as the information comes in.

Now we know of a Holo Mew, a Holo Meowth, a new Venusaur, and a Holo Porygon!}}

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'''New! Team Rocket Card List.'''

4/3/2000

The Team Rocket expansion will be coming on April 24th, but the PokéSite has the list to help. The American Team Rocket card list is in the TCG section!}}

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'''A New Promo. Trainer Card is here! And we have the scoop on it!'''

New! Trainer: Computer Error Card!.

5/29/2000

There is now, for the first time in America, a new Promo Trainer card called: Computer Error. It is a Non-Holo card, and was probably originally a Team Rocket card; by the name, it says: "(Rocket's Secret Machine)."

Find out how to get it in my Promo. Card Section!

And I'm sorry that I have not updated the site lately; too much homework and less inspiration.}}

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'''Another Promo. card/Where are those updates?
'''

A Coast-to-Coast Promo. card, Eevee!

6/19/2,000

There is a Promo. Card that has been flying around the country (which did not make it to some states), Promo. #11, Eevee! Information on it is in the Promo. Pokémon Section!

Where have those updates been?

I have not been keeping up with the PokéNews Section, because my family and I have been in the moving process from [[Richmond]], VA to [[Ruckersville]], VA. The [[stress]] was keeping me down. But, as soon as we are moved there, I will be updating the PokéSite much more often with PokéNews!}}

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'''I'm Back...with updates!'''

I'm Back!

7/17/2000

Hey, everyone. Sorry for the long wait without updates, but my family and I are finally moved to Ruckersville. So the updates will come up more often, now! 8)

To start, there is an update in the Trading Card section: 1st, the new 2000 Movie Promos are listed, including Achient Mew!

I'll keep the updates coming; thanks for coping with me. 8)}}

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'''Ancitent Mew has been translated!'''

7/22/2000

During the first week of the new Pokémon 2000 Movie, the Anchient Mew Promo. cards will be given to those who go to see the movie.

I translated the A-Mew at the League today. So, for those who do not go to the League, the A-Mew "Details" go as followed:

Name of Attack: Psyche (Requires 2 Psychic Energies).
Hit Points: 30.
Attack Damage: 40.
Retreat Cost: **
Weakness: Psychic.
Resistance: None.

I hope this will help some of you in your TCG card games. 8)}}

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'''New Promo. Checklist!'''

7/27/2000

Since there are so many Promo. Cards flying about, instead of just a list with details, I have made a simple, printable checklist.

To ease some possible confusion, the "?'s" means that the card of that # has not yet been learned about. And since Ancient Mew does not have a Promo. #, I gave it a #00.

I will update as often as new Promo. Cards come out. 8)}}

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'''The League Cool Porygon Rumor is finally comfirmed!'''

New Promos. Coming to the Pokémon TCG League!

8/9/2000

I'm sure that you all have heard about the rumors of there being the *Cool Porygon Promo. card is going to be given out at the TCG League.

Well, I have just found out the truth to the rumor. My source was a small newsletter that was given out at my League at Toys "R" Us, the Pok*eacute;mon Press.

As for the *Cool Porygon, it states in the Newsletter:

"Beginning on September 16th, there will be a final season to round out the first year of the TCG League, Victory Road.

"Only those that earned all 8 Badges will receive a Victory Road booklet. When a Trainer gets 20 points in the Booklet, he or she will receive one *Promo. Psyduck #?* card. When he or she wins 5 games in a row in the booklet, he or she will receive one *Promo. Cool Porygon #15* card."

So, earn those badges to catch the $150 card, and a Psyduck. 8)}}

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'''New Gym Heroes Checklist and Deck Contents!'''

Gym Heroes Info!

8/10/2000

I got my Gym Heroes cards a little early, so I put together a new checklist with Level #'s and Deck Contents!

You know those Gym cards only found in the Japanese deck instead of the Booster Paks? I've found out that Wizards took some of those cards, and made them into
Non-Holo Rare cards.

You can find the list in the Pokemon TCG Section!

Oh, the PokéFire is rekindled! 8)}}

The final section of these brief articles covers 29 August - 22 December 2000.

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'''Coming Soon... A Spinoff from CWC's PokéSite 2!'''

Coming Soon...

8/29/2000

A [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|new website]] will be coming this Winter. It's a Spinoff from CWC's PokéSite 2! It will be highlighting my Favorite Home Pokémon, and [[Sonichu (character)|My Speedy Hero]].

Coming This Winter, from CWC's PokéSite 2! is...
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Sonichu's got a promotion! 8)}}

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[[Bionic the Hedgehog]].

9/4/2000

As part of the new Sonichu Site!, there is another character mentioned,
besides Sonichu, he's the Hedgehog that I made up back in November, 1996.
He was also Sonic's Long-Lost, but found, big brother. He is...

Bionic the Hedgehog.

Click on him to read [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|his Story]].}}

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'''A New Badge Theory!'''

New Pokemon TCG League Badges Theory!

9/18/2000

I have a theory about the Pokémon TCG League. Since there are the 8 Badges from the Red-Yellow Versions so far, and Victory Road is coming up, what will come after Victory Road?

I believe that since the Gold/Silver Versions will have many new Badges, the Pokémon TCG League might get those new Badges some time after the Gold/Silver Versions come out.

But do not get your hopes up, yet; it's just a theory of mine. If it does occur, I will post it in the PokéNews! 8)}}

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'''New Promo Gym Card--#19--!'''

9/20/2000

I have just learned about the Promo. #19 card, Sabrina's Abra!

My resouce came from this article of Collecting Nations!, and I have updated the Promo. Checklist. 8)}}

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'''Sample Sonic Review!'''

Review Sample.

9/28/2000

In the Sonichu Site, there will be Sonic the Hedgehog game Reviews and Previews. So, this month, you will get to see one of its Reviews --Sonic Adventure!

Coming Next Month: Sonichu's Story!}}

Here Chris linked to a boring review of "Sonic Adventure, 1999."

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'''New Promo Pikachu Cards<nowiki>--#'s 24=28--!</nowiki>'''

10/5/2000

I have just learned about the new Pikachu Promo. cards, #'s 24-28!

My resouce came from Wizards of the Coast Site, and I have updated the Promo. Checklist. <nowiki>8)</nowiki>

But, for further info, please check the Promo Page!}}

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'''New Gym Challenge!'''

10/7/2000

I have just got a new Checklist of the Gym Challenge cards! It has more of the last 4 Gym Leaders than the first 4. To see the Checklist, go to the Poké Card Section!

A cool thing about it is that it has a couple of the Vending Machine Cards:

*Master Ball

*Max Revive

Maybe Wizards will put the Vending Machine Cards in Future Booster Paks!}}

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'''Happy Birthday Pikachu Contest!'''

Happy Birthday Pikachu!

12/5/2000

Wizards of the Coast is holding a contest in which you could win a Holo Promo. American Happy Birthday Pikachu card!

The contest deadline is December 10, 2000, and up to 30,000 cards will be awarded.

For more info, go to Wizards' Site! For Pikachu #'s, go to the Promo. list in the Poké Card Section!}}

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'''Get a Marril Pokémon card (Before Neo Comes)!'''

Marril, Marril, Marril!

12/5/2000

In honer of the upcoming Neo Genesis set, Wizards will have many Pokémon card distribute Marril cards on the 16th. All you have to do is go to the store and ask for
one.

For info. on where to get the Marril card, go to Wizard's Site!}}

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'''More exclusive info. on the Marril Card!'''

Marril is a Promo. Card!

12/17/2000

In honer of the upcoming Neo Genesis set, Wizards had many Pokémon card stores distribute Marril cards on the 16th (and later (while supplies last)). All you have to do is go to the store and ask for one.

This card is really worth the trouble; it's Promo. card #29! For the most current Promo. card checklist, go to my Pokémon Card Section!

There will be a Marill in the Neo set, but it is a lot different than the Promo. #29 card.

For info. on where to get the Marril card, go to Wizard's Site!}}

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'''New Neo Set 1 Checklist!'''

New Neo Set 1 Checklist and Deck Lists!

12/22/2000

I finally got a Neo Deck, so I put up the new check and Deck Lists. Check them out in my Pokémon Card Section.

See Also, the Updated Rules! The "Chared" condition is described!

For more info., go to Wizard's Site!}}

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'''New Neo Discovery Set 2 Checklist!
'''

12/22/2000

I Neo Discovery list, so I put up the new check and Deck Lists. Check them out in my Pokémon Card Section.

See Also, the Updated Rules! The Unown Rule!

For more info., go to Wizard's Site!}}

===Pokemon Cards Section===
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In this section, we will keep you up-to-date with the latest news in the world of Pokémon Trading Cards.

And if you are interested in trading over the internet...

You can visit the Trading Boards at Collecting Nations. There, you will find many trade offers from me and lots of other people who collect the cards, too! By the way, my name on C.N. is Starplayer.

Here, you will also find the lists of all the known cards in America, which cards ar in the theme decks of now, and the Translated Pokémon Cards from Japan. Information for the cards were brought to you by InQuest Gamer Magazine.

Have a View of the Most Current Rules of the Pokémon Trading Card Game.}}

Chris followed this with a long list of cards and their qualities.

===About the Author: Christian W. Chandler.===
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This is my current high school picture.

Check out my AOL Profile Page

Alias: Christopher.

'''D.O.B.:''' 2/24/1982.

'''Age:''' 18 years.

'''Occupation:''' Graduated from [[Manchester High School]]! And going to [[PVCC]].

'''Hobbies:'''

* Play video games...Sonic, Mario, and Pokémon mostly.
* Collecting Pokémon Trading Cards.
* I enjoy watching anime. My favorites are:

'''Sonic X
Pokémon
[[Transformers]]
[[Excel Saga]]
[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragonball Z]] or GT'''

* Building with [[LEGO|lego]] pieces to make structures, and vehicles. For example, I built 60 Karts like the ones in [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|Mario Kart 64]]. And I drew up my own instructions on how to build one:
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* I like to draw and do art projects for my enjoyment. For example, my [[Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon Cards]] in the Art Section.
* I also enjoy all kinds of [[music]]. Except hard rock...:(
* I like to speak a lot of [[Spanish|Español]] when I can, and just to let you know, and to release the possible confusion, my Spanish name is Ricardo.

'''My dream:'''
I dream that [[Nintendo]] and [[SEGA|Sega]] will join and make a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game for Game Boy. To encourage it, I started making [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|my own Nintendo Power Magazine]], but it is not completed yet; I got as far as to the end of my "Classified Information" section. Here's my drawn cover:
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'''A Story of Pokémon.'''

I also wrote my own story of How Pokémon came to be. You can read it by clicking here: [[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How the Pokémon Came Into Our Poké Balls]].

Have a nice day. :)

I\_/I
(o'.'o) ..;;;
{; ;}.;;;''
" "'''}}

The above autobiographical sketch remained largely unchanged for four years. When Chris was 22, he added "'''Status:''' Single and lonely." Clicking on these words brought one to a new page which consisted of an early list of his girlfriend qualifications. It varies slightly from the one he included in [[Sonichu's News Dash]], produced around the same time. This reflects his shift in priorities: he had discovered [[dating]], and had begun his epic [[Sweetheart Search]].

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'''The Girl for Christian.
'''

I'm lonely and want a cute female companion.

If you would like to hang with me, I am seeking a girl with the following qualities:

* 18-22 years of age.
* Does not already have a boyfriend.
* Single
* 5' to 5'9"
* Average/Slender weight and body type.
* Does not Smoke or drink Alcohol; MAJOR TURN OFF.
* Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area.
* White.
* Happy, positive personality.
* Young at heart.
* Average/High income.
* Drives a vehicle.
* A Caring girl.
* She has to be pretty.

If you wish to learn more about Christian C, look up his"SonichuCWC" profile on [[Match.com]].

If you want to meet me in person at the places I hang out at, I will be wearing a [[medallion]] that looks like Sonichu's head.
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actual face will vary.*

* Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters (No E-Mails or Phone Calls). So if you are interested, he can be found around [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], or [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]]. When getting his attention, approach and say hi to him. Do NOT flirt from a distance; he will not be able to notice. To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu Medallion.}}

==Now in [[Spanish]]==
[[File:480-ElPokeSiteDeRWC2.JPG|thumb|Note the Dutch flag, the Netherlands being completely unassociated with Spanish]]
Chris went to the trouble of translating most of the site into Spanish. He didn't quite finish. Here are some samples:

===Introductory sign (see right)===
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'''El pokesite de RWC 2'''

¡El Pokésite de R.W.C.!es el website con la información actualizacióna de las noticias del pokémon, el juego de tarjetas de pokemon y es un website bueno con las lenguas inglesa y españolas

Español Rocks!}}

Translation:

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RWCs Pokesite 2:

RWCs Pokesite is thewebsite with the latest news about Pokemon and the Pokemon TGC and is a good website with the spanish and english languages.

Spanish rocks!}}

===Front page===
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Actualizacioné 15/1/2009

'''¡Bienvenido...'''

Al NUEVO y MEJOR PokéSite de RWC 2!

¿Que es alli a suponer en el nuevo PokéSite?

* Un Verdadero Sección Pokémon Juego de Video.
* Un Sección de Arte con los dibujos de tu' y yo.
* Un Sección de los Claves de Pokémon.
* Un sección de los Downloads.
* Actualizacions Noticias mas menudos.
* Kewl Sección de las Cartas.
* Un sección de las Tarjetas de Pokémon.
* Un sección de los kewls enlaces.
* Sobre del Autor: Ricardo W. Chandler.
* Por favor, Escribes en mi Huesped Libro.
* ¡¡¡Y muchos mas!!!

Y, si quieres ver el original El PokéSite de RWC, aquí es el enlance.}}

Chris also translated the "About the Author" section. He did not update this translation after turning 18, and so did not identify himself as "Single and lonely" or include a link to girlfriend requirements, as he would in the English-language version.

===Sobre del Autor: Ricardo W. Chandler.===
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Es mí general foto de mí escuela secundaria.

Sobre del Autor,

Ricardo W. Chandler.

Día de Cumpleaños: 24/2/1982

Edad: Tengo 18 años.

Ocupación: Graduado desde la Escuela Secundaria Manchester.

Hobbys:

* Juego los juegos de videos...Sonic, Mario, y Pokémon muchos.
* Colecciono las tarjetas de Pokémon.
* Construo con las edificas piezas de lego a crear las estructuras, y los vehículos. O ejamplo, yo creé 24 "Karts" como los "karts" en el juego de video, Mario Kart 64. Y yo dibujé lo mío instruccion en comó creo uno:
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File:400-LegKrt1.jpg
File:401-LegKrt2.jpg
</gallery>
* Me gusta dibujar y hacer los proyectos para mí goce. O ejamplo, mís fabricació tarjetas de Pokémon en el Sección de Arte.
* Me gusta todas las músicas. Pero, no me gusta la música furete rock...:(
* Normalmente, yo hablo en inglés, me llamo en inglés, Christian.

Mí sueño:
Yo soñé de cuándo Nintendo y Sega van a juntar y crear un juego de video del Sonic el Puerco Espíno para el "Game Boy." Yo animo el por crear lo mío Nintendo Power revista, pero no está completo ahora; yo estoy al fin de mí sección del "Classified Information". Aquí está mí portada de dibujar:
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File:003-NPSon.jpg
</gallery>
Un Cuento de Pokémon.
Yo escribí lo mío cuento de dondé son los Pokémons. El cuento es en inglés. Puedes leer el cuento de hacer clique aquí: Comó los Pokémons Venieron en Nuestros Poké Bolas .

Tienes un bueno día. :)

I\_/I
(o'.'o) ..;;;
{; ;}.;;;''
" "'''}}

==Guestbook==
Seventeen people signed the website's guestbook. Most of the details of the first seven entries appear to have been lost. Since [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] signed the guestbook of his [[CWC's Pokésite 1|first site]], we can assume that Chris pressured them to sign this one too. On 29 July 1999, seven days after launch, a friend signed and told Chris that she hoped he would continue learning HTML. On 30 September, one Mrs. Johnson signed and said that she knew of "others" who would like his website, and that she would let them know about it. The last ten guests are below. One of them was "Sonichu," who says it's a "terrific site." One was a fellow student. Two were companions from the Pokemon league. The last was from a "friend" from PVCC named Nicole. This is rare evidence of a college peer paying Chris any positive attention whatsoever.

8. '''Name:''' AmerZ-ChaN

'''Website:''' [ sonikku7 seisaku ]

'''Referred by:''' Just Surfed On In

'''Time:''' 1999-12-05 00:39:13

'''Comments:''' Weii!! Cute site ^__^;; keep up the good work, maybe I can see a little more of Jiggly Puff...?^^!! hehe, ish my favorite n_n;

---

9. '''Name:''' Mrs. A Raghu

'''Referred by:''' From a Friend

'''From:''' Richmond, VA

'''Time:''' 2000-01-22 03:55:53

'''Comments:''' Nice Page Christian, Keep up the good work...Pokemon is sooo cute too!! -Mrs. Raghu

---

10. '''Name:''' Jaime

'''Referred by:''' Just Surfed On In

'''From:''' richmond

'''Time:''' 2000-01-22 19:42:18

'''Comments:''' Hola Recardo! ¿Como estas? This is jaime... in your spanish 2 class... really cool site dude... keep up the good work...

---

11. '''Name:''' Scott

'''Website:''' The Pokemon Deck Doctor

'''Referred by:''' Just Surfed On In

'''Time:''' 2000-01-26 01:53:17

'''Comments:''' Good job on the site! I linked to you.

---

12. '''Name:''' Megan Mitchell

'''Referred by:''' From a Friend

'''From:''' Virginia

'''Time:''' 2000-03-04 02:39:34

'''Comments:''' Hey Christian, This is Maranda Mitchell's sister. Ijust wanted to tell you, you are very good at drawing. Well see ya later. Megan Mitchell

---

13. '''Name:''' Mrs. Dunlap

'''Referred by:''' From a Friend

'''From:''' Manchester High School

'''Time:''' 2000-03-16 17:36:14

'''Comments:''' It is nice to see how your website looks after adding your new logos. Did you tell Maranda that you used her logos on your site? Nice Work. See you in class tommorrow.

---

14. '''Name:''' Jarrett Deane

'''Referred by:''' Just Surfed On In

'''From:''' Chesterfield,Virginia

'''Time:''' 2000-04-24 01:42:13

'''Comments:''' Hi Christian it's Jarrett from the Poke'mon League. I'll prove it our gym leader is Mark. We go to Books-a-Million. Our gym leader used to be Lynn. See you Saturday.

---

15. '''Name:''' Sonichu

'''Website:''' El PokeSite de RWC 2!

'''Referred by:''' Just Surfed On In

'''From:''' Poke World

'''Time:''' 2000-07-26 20:06:53

'''Comments:''' Terrific site! 8)

---

16. '''Name:''' Jason

'''Referred by:''' From a Friend

'''From:''' Charlottesville

'''Time:''' 2000-08-16 03:22:22

'''Comments:''' Hey Christian!! Just checked out your page. Pretty cool!!! I liked the pokemon cards you drew up. Oh, do you know who I am. I met you at the Toys 'R Us league. I beat you with that Moltres stall deck, remember? Good luck at PVCC...and keep the site updated (if you've got time)!! Hasta Lavista, Jason

---

17. '''Name:''' Nicole

'''Referred by:''' From a Friend

'''From:''' Born in MI, live in VA

'''Time:''' 2000-08-31 04:54:56

'''Comments:''' Hi Christian! Good job! I would never be able to do that. Good luck in all that you do. Your friend from PVCC- Nicole

==See also==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 1]]
*[[Sonichu.net]]
*[[Spanish]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20010217092458/http://homepages.go.com/~christianchandler/pokste2.htm Internet Archive mirror]

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica

2015-05-02T22:55:33Z

Letter Z: Fixed a broken link

{{Articleofthenow}}
Within days of the creation of the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] article on '''[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''', [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was aware of its existence due to his frequent [[Ego|ego-searches]] for himself and [[Sonichu]]. Chris obviously paid close attention to the page from the beginning, but he managed to resist the temptation to make his own changes to the article for nearly a week before plunging in with dozens of attempts to make himself look good on the page or convince [[ED]] to leave him alone.

Ironically, virtually every embarrassing detail we now know about Chris, outside of his [[YouTube]] videos and his Sonichu website, was first presented to ED ''by himself'', in these edits.

Chris's rationale was "TMI-Input-To-Overload-Their-Minds-And-STOP,"<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#The_E.D._Webpage]]</ref> believing that if he told [[troll]]s details about how pathetic his life is, they would feel sorry for him or be too freaked out to do anything. Of course, being the [[Internet]], it only made the trolls want to troll him even more, and is analogous to a child telling his bullies not to beat him up because he still wets the bed.

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==Known ED sockpuppets==

Chris used numerous sockpuppet accounts to avoid drawing undue attention upon himself. This didn't work because each of these socks were easily identified as Chris, since they were the only users on the entire site who cared enough about him to defend him. Also, most of these socks identified themselves in their edits as being Christian Weston Chandler, so that was a big clue.

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20080327085839/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Reldnahc Reldnahc] (active 10 Nov 2007 - 10 Jan 2008; 14 Aug 2008 - 12 Sep 2008)
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20080120185831/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Chris-chan Chris-chan] (active 30 Dec 2007)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/Denilah Denilah]</s> (active 19 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/Clyde Clyde]</s> (active 21 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/Glith Glith]</s> (active 25 Jan 2008)
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20100326084605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn Waltbunn] (active 26 Jan 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/Waltermelon Waltermelon]</s> (active 12 Mar 2008)
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20080616164050/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Christian-Weston-Chandler Christian-Weston-Chandler] (active 15 Mar 2008 - 21 Mar 2008)
* <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/SAVE_CHRIS_CHAN SAVE CHRIS CHAN]</s> (active 7 Aug 2008)
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20100328214542/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf Jamplerf] (active 14 Aug 2008)
==Edit details==
===10 November===

'''From 1:10-2:28am EST (06:10-07:28 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits [http://web.archive.org/web/20100419232801/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465 here]
* First attempt to sanitize the article, removing words he doesn't like ("retarded," "scary") and changing others ("racist" to "Old-Fashioned").
* Removes a thumbnail of Goatse from his article. This was his very first edit, so it looks like he was trying to resist getting involved but Goatse crossed the line.
* Changes "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN']]" rainbow pyramid to read "DIVINE RETRIBUTION", then to "[[Mass debating|MASTURBATE]]" with the added note "Every Person is Doing it!!" Later adds: "Aahhhhhhhh...Relief... :)"
* Changes comment about the medallion being bloody awful and made of clay to being good and made of "[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|crayola model magic]]." (This is how we first learned what the hell the medal is made of.)
* Changes references to the [[the Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] to place the incident in 2004 (at age 22) instead of 2006 (at age 24). ED was going by the date Anna posted the blog entry; Chris seems to be referring to when the incident actually happened.
* Edits a section on him being racist to read:
{{quote|Oh yeah, he's also Old Fashioned. In his idea of a Sweetheart, she is not Black. He is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|blood, tears and semenal descent.]]}}
* Changes a paragraph asking why he wears the medallion to effectively answer the question:
{{quote|Why does he insists on wearing? It identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is. It's speculated it may give him some [[Anchuent Prophecy|secret]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|power]]. Like Psychic Powers and Quick-Play Speed.}}
* Changes a sentence mocking the way he says [[tobacky]] to explain why he said it:
{{quote|He also talks about how he wants to take every ounce of "tobacky"(said that way, because he felt uncomfortable saying the actual fucking word) and shoot it to the moon.}}
* Changes this paragraph:
{{quote|He also calls being gay a vice, and cites Dr. Kinsey. I don't know what Dr. Kinsey he's talking about, but the only famous Dr. Kinsey I know contradicts everything he just said. But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love.}}
: To the following:
{{quote|He also calls being gay VICE, and cites Dr. Kinsey. The only famous Dr. Kinsey I know agreed with everything he just said (Rent the Kinsey movie "R" rated or Unrated from your local movie store). But yet again, a 25 year old virgin knows all about love, especially after fucking a plastic woman full of his hot air now and then.}}
* Corrects description of his portrayal of Mary Lee Walsh to: "Grey-Haired Witch with a shoddy Devil-Style Viking Helmit" (It remains a common misconception that MLW's golden, horned helmet is blonde hair with protruding devil horns.)
* Informs us that "Resources found that Mary has obtained a copy of the "CWC On TV" DVD from her pawn, Susan Hannifan."
* Adds a link to veoh.com: "The Ignored Veoh.com, with all the free porn to download at 5kbits a second"
* Changes the caption of fan art depicting him with the sign to say "The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he could ever fucking think of"

At 7:28 p.m. EST (00:28 GMT, 11 Nov), Chris makes this edit:

* More general sanitizing, changing the captions of the images to be more pro-CWC. This edit would be reverted just 90 minutes later, but the earlier edits would get left in the article for some time.

===11 November===

'''Between 11:40 p.m. EST, 10 Nov and 12:42 a.m. EST 11 Nov (04:41-05:12 GMT 11 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* See edits [http://web.archive.org/web/20100615014023/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 here]

* As Chris's edits get larger, he uses some sort of sub-par text editor that adds unnecessary line breaks, screwing up ED's line-by-line comparison, which makes it harder to tell what he's added.

[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|right|"Come and lick my pussy, my [[Jerkop]] slave."]]
* Uploads the following pictures:
:*[[:File:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Hedgehogs in FLuv.JPG]] - the Sonichu/Rosechu sex picture later used in Sonichu 8.
:*[[:File:MaryWantsIt.JPG|Mary Wants It.JPG]] - Mary Lee nude, beckoning her Jerkop slave to pleasure her.
:*[[:File:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and Black Sonichu.JPG]] - Bubbles riding cowgirl on Black Sonichu at the beach.
:*[[:File:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Angelica in God's Eyes.JPG]] - Angelica masturbating in her bedroom.
:* [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - Christian fingering Megan.
:*[[:File:202-SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg|SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg]] - The kiss scene from Sonichu 0.
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG - duplicate Sonichu/Rosechu picture.
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG - Duplicate Bubbles/Blachu picture.
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG - Duplicate Angelica picture.
:* She came for CWC2.JPG - Duplicate Chris/Megan picture.

* Adds some of these images to the gallery, with captions:

:* SchuRchuKissPSPWall.jpg "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Kiss"
:* HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG "Sonichu and Rosechu's First Fuck-a-Thon"
:* BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG "Bubbles...and Black Sonichu?!!!"
:* AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!!"
:* ShecameforCWC.JPG "Your sister has cum for me"
:* MaryWantsIt.JPG [no caption]

* Chris trying to play off the girl he's fingering in the picture as "''your'' sister" almost certainly fueled the assumption that she was actually ''Christian's'' (imaginary) sister Crystal.

* Puts the rainbow pyramid back and has it read "WOMEN MASTURBATING" with the note "Why not? Everybody's Doing it. Hmm...Awesomely Relieving and Visually Appealing."

* He adds several lengthy, revealing sections about himself:

:* He implies that he masturbates to [[Excel Saga]].
:* [[Random-access_humor#Random Ramblings|Random Ramblings]], apparently meant to show [[lie|he's funny]].
:* Lyrics for [[So Need a Cute Girl]]
:* His shitty [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]]
:* And his addiction to soda:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===THE SODA JERK===</nowiki> 

YES, I drink A LOT of Soda from Coca-Cola to Pepsi to Powerade. I have a lot of stored caffeene in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking [[biological clock]] as well. I sleep from fucking six AM to twelve-fucking-thirty. BIG REASON I need a Sweetheart, so she can help me back on track towards getting back to the morning hours that I used to have during my High School years. Fucking [[Adult Swim]](tm) and random projects keep me up all night as well.</blockquote>
'''At 1:55 p.m. EST (18:58 GMT), Chris made the following edits:'''
* Some of his previous updates have been undone, so he's back to put them in again. Amazingly, somebody from [[ED]] actually ''took out'' the Rule 34 pictures. ([[Reldnahc]]'s identity as Christian appears to be unrealized at this point; perhaps nobody thought CWC would actually show his face on the site.) More amazingly, Chris ''put them back in'', so he made the same dumb mistake ''twice''.

===12 November===

'''Between 10:05 p.m. EST, 11 Nov and 12:20 a.m. EST, 12 Nov (03:06-05:19 GMT 12 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Removes thumbnails of fan art of himself having sex with Sonichu, of Rosechu as a she-male having sex with Sonichu, and of himself with his penis hanging out of his pants.
* Puts his "Random Ramblings" from November 11 back on the article, with added random access humor.
* Adds several new sections:
:* [[Saddest Heart in the World|CWC's ''Saddest Heart in the World'' Poem]], apparently intended to draw sympathy. (Spoiler: It didn't work.)
:* Excerpts from his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], perhaps to show he can laugh with us at us.
:* An update on Megan:
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===What happened to Sailor Megtune?===</nowiki> 
"Yes, while I did have a crush on Megan for like a couple of years since I started playing Yu-Gi-Oh, she was rejectful of romance. In August, [[2007]] after the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] contest, she sent me an e-mail that fucked the shit out of my [[heart level|heart.]]

It hurt so fucking much, it took me weeks to recover. But I eventually did, and I am, and have been since about mid-September, in a well-sound state of mind. So I had to go back to my fucking lonesome and damn enduring Sweetheart Search.
<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[stress sigh|sigh]]* The things I would do for TRUE LOVE and my future daughter.
</blockquote>

:* Information about his work in Guitar Hero:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Christian Weston Chandler...Guiter Hero of Cwcville===</nowiki> 

"I rocked it hard February 3, 2007 at the Gamestop by Forest Lakes. It was close, but thanks to my HARDCORE months of

practice, I CONQURED!!! ''[[Wikipedia: Free Bird|Freebird]]'' on Expert was awfully tough, but I scored highest above my opponent in the Final Round

with that song. I won a cool T-Shirt."

"I also watched the new [[Guitar Hero]] episode of ''[[South Park]]'' November 7, [[2007]]; it was awesomely hilarious. Apparently the creators had a big thing for ''[[Wikipedia:Carry On Wayward Son|Carry On Wayward Son]]''; I don't blame them, except for waiting through the intro lyrics, it is a fuckin' awesome song. Although Boston's ''More Than A Feeling'' is the World's Greatest Song, hands down. Thank you, Aqua Teens for agreeing on that."
</blockquote>
:* Pictures and thoughts on his [[Officer Nasty]] doll. (The pictures somehow don't make it onto ED; that's okay because he's tricked into providing them again later.)
<blockquote>
<nowiki>===Cheese it, the cops!!===
[[Image:1000650.JPG|thumb|Nah, it's just my artificial woman in her plastic blue outfit. Awesome to fuck, and the cleaning maintance is simple. She'll only last until she has her internal injury.]]
[[Image:1000651.JPG|thumb|Yeah... Look at those big hooters!]]
[[Image:1000652.JPG|thumb|Oops, she popped her top. :D]]
</nowiki>
</blockquote>
 
'''Between 8:59 and 9:09 p.m. EST, 12 Nov (1:59-02:09 GMT 13 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Virginia time: 8:59-9:09pm, 12 November 2007
* Puts his shit back in.
* Amends a sentence defending the jerkops to say "they're all just doing their jobs '''of enforcing an awesomely [[Virginia is for Virgins|fucked-up false law]].'''"

* Adds this:
{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and [[4chan]] to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}

===13 November===

'''At 2:15 p.m. EST (19:14 GMT), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Sanitizing the article again, and putting his material back in.
* Adds this description of Jerkops: "the imposter police in colors OTHER than BLUE or BLACK who enforce the fucked-up false law of Virginia is for Virgins; not lovers".
* Edits a recommendation that [[Autistic]] people should be avoided to say "Despite it being highly recommended that anyone with [[Autism]] '''will get [[The Creepy Stare|stared at]] in deep depth'''"
* Adds a link to one of his diary entries, which is a tinyurl link pointing to what was presumably his [[MySpace]] blog before he took it down in 2008.

===14 November===

'''Between 11:29 and 11:43 p.m. EST (04:29-04:43 GMT, 15 Nov), Chris makes the following edits:
'''
* Creates the user page for Reldnahc. Spends fifteen minutes trying to figure out how to embed an MP3 of So Need a Cute Girl directly onto the page, but fails.
* Puts his material back into the ED article, possibly other minor edits.

===28 December===

'''Edit made at 12:25 a.m. EST (05:26 GMT):'''

* By this point Chris seems to be copy-pasting a poorly-formatted copy of the article as he wants it to appear. Ironically, several insults directed at him, which had been edited for length, are now reintroduced by his reversion. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997377875]</s>

===30 December===

'''Edits made at 12:13-12:14 (05:13-05:14 GMT):'''

* Now using a new account, "Chris-chan", Chris replaces three whole articles (his own, as well as "Scared kitty" and "Insane Clown Posse/TL;DR‎") with "Stop spreading LIES about me!" 
[http://web.archive.org/web/20090616031457/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997380740] 
<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Scared_kitty&diff=prev&oldid=1997380741]</s> 
<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Insane_Clown_Posse/TL%3BDR&diff=prev&oldid=1997380745]</s>

===10 January===

'''Chris makes the following edit at 2:49 p.m. EST (19:49 GMT)

* Chris replaces the entire article with "<nowiki>[vo!d]</nowiki>" <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997396041]</s>

===19 January===

'''Edit made at 4:35 a.m. (09:35 GMT)

* Denilah replaces the entire article with the following:

<blockquote>Dahlings, by order of of President [[George W. Bush|George Bush Junior]], there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush</blockquote>

: It's unclear if Denilah was Chris, since there are many trolls who vandalize the page for lulz. But if Chris were going to convince people that someone who is not Chris says the page must not be edited, this is probably what it would look like. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266]</s>

===21 January===

'''Edit made at 4:43 a.m. EST (09:43 GMT):'''

* As Clyde ([[Clyde Cash|no relation?]]), Chris replaces the article with:

<blockquote>
<center>*****POST NO BILLS*****</center>
<center>There is absolutely no meaning in cyber bullying. And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of "[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]", then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|tasteful art]]; go out and socialize.
 You don't need to terrorize the innocent. Please. Stop mocking not just me, but all the individuals you have hurt with this crappy bullying, Because IT HURTS YOU AND US ALL.
 Thank you.
 Christian Weston Chandler.</center>
 <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997406599&oldid=1997405835]</s></blockquote>

===25 January===

'''Edits made from 6:10 to 6:16 a.m EST (11:10-11:16 GMT):'''

* A new account, Glith, adds a message to the Chris-chan talk page, saying "I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK," adding "so there". <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997409944]</s>

* Glith replaces the article with the request that ED persecute [[Joshua Martinez]] instead of Chris. This doesn't seem to work—something about personal armies or something. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947]</s>

===26 January===

'''Edits made 6:15-6:27 a.m. EST (11:15-11:27 GMT):'''

* As Waltbunn, Chris blanks the article (and its talk page) and tries to come up with some sort of wiki tag that will somehow prevent further editing or otherwise destroy the article. None of this shit works, of course.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20100326084605/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Special:Contributions/Waltbunn</ref>

===12 March===

'''Edits made at 5:52 a.m. EDT (09:52 GMT)'''

* On the same day that Megan and Chris exchange emails about Megan's outrage over the fingerbanging picture, Waltermelon removes virtually every reference to Megan from the article, as well as the Chris/Megan sex drawing Chris himself posted in November 2007. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997467336&oldid=1997465382]</s>

===15 March===

'''Edits made from 8:49-8:57 a.m. EDT (12:49-12:57 GMT):'''
[[Image:TomTomCloseup.jpg|thumb|right|Chris used this image, TomTomCloseup.jpg, to replace [[ShecameforCWC]].]]
* Christian-Weston-Chandler uploads a new file, TomTomCloseup.jpg‎, which is a closeup of the vagina in the original ShecameforCWC.JPG drawing. He replaces ShecameforCWC.JPG with TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ in the article. Presumably his reasoning here is that if he can't get ED to let him take the picture down altogether, he can compromise with them by substituting a different drawing that at least doesn't show Megan's face.

* He then repeatedly deletes and re-inserts the same section of text about Megan, as if he's not sure whether it should be in the article or not. He may be thinking that these edits will distract from his actual goal, which is to eliminate ShecameforCWC.JPG. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997471349&oldid=1997469851]</s>

:This plan is successful for maybe two days, until the article is protected and CrumpetTrumpet identifies the chicanery. Note that everyone is still of the opinion that it's Crystal in the drawing--nobody, including Megan, would have ever known he drew her nude if he'd known when to shut up. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475778&oldid=1997475129]</s>

'''9:13 p.m. EDT (01:13 GMT 16 Mar):'''

* Chris edits a notice alerting ED users to his vandalism to read: "Christian Weston Chandler is currently trying to vandalize this article. You can help by explaining why you hate him so much as to contribute to this drama-mama."

===17 March===

'''8:39-8:48 p.m. EDT (00:39-00:48 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris tries to replace the Megan drawing with the TomTomCloseup.jpg‎ again. He also removes references to Megan and to his vandalism of the article (although he ''adds'' a list of his known sockpuppets, for some reason; he may be working from an earlier revision without reading it). He seriously thinks he can ban ED users WhiteMystery and CrumpetTrumpet from his own article by merely posting tables which are presumably crude copies of templates. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997475972&oldid=1997475794]</s>

'''10:58-10:59 p.m. EDT (02:58-02:59 GMT 18 Mar):'''

* Chris uploads his cover art for his [[Adult Chronicles]] game, for PS2, PS3, and Wii, and adds them to the article, noting "Never on HEXBox!" He again tries to remove the Megan drawing and the list of sockpuppets. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476177&oldid=1997475996]</s>

===18 March===

'''12:07-12:11 a.m. EDT (04:07-04:11 GMT):'''

* Chris by now seems more concerned with dispelling the notion that he wants to have sex with Crystal than with taking down the Megan drawing. He changes this:

{{quote|...and drawing pictures of himself having sex with his imaginary twin sister.}}

: to read:
{{quote|and drawing pictures of himself having sex with Megan, who would never want to do it with him anyhow; what a sadsack virginal loser.}}

: He makes other alterations to the captions of thumbnails to mock himself for wanting sex with Megan, all the better to prevent anyone from drawing the more (hypothetically) incestuous conclusion. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476252&oldid=1997476245]</s>

'''9:00-9:10 a.m. EDT (13:00-13:10 GMT):'''

* Chris again changes the sentence about him wanting to have sex with his imaginary sister to "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him. What a intolerable sad-sack loser."

* He edits the article's implication that he only claims to be autistic, citing "paperwork from doctors and psychologists and other quacks."

* By now he has stopped trying to remove the Megan drawing and merely moves it around the article. Megan appears to have said something to him that has made him stop giving a shit. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683]</s>

===19 March===

'''6:15 p.m. EDT (22:15 GMT):'''

* Chris removes paragraphs about Megan again, and tries for the second time to ban users by putting up crude templates saying they're banned. His banhammer is aimed at users who have reverted his edits: WhiteMystery, CrumpetTrumpet, Weatherman, Drunkenlazybastard, and MysteryBot. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997478479&oldid=1997476922]</s>
* Chris e-mails [[Wikipedia]] pleading for assistance:
*:"I've found your Mediawiki Software, but I am askew with confusion on how to even install the program and all that (the unrecognizable .tar extension didn't help much either). Please help me in deleting everything on the page, and putting a Edit Lock onto it." <ref>[[Chris emails 2008#March]]</ref>

===20 March===

'''8:14-8:40 p.m. EDT (00:14-00:40 GMT 21 Mar)''':

* Christian decides if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, and presents [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]] He also continues to delete sections about Megan and references to wanting to have sex with Crystal. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407]</s>

===21 March===

'''1:08-1:09 p.m. EDT (17:08-17:09 GMT):''',

* Chris deletes large, seemingly arbitrary portions of the article, strangely leaving parts of it intact. He specifically targets a drawing of Rosechu with a penis. This appears to be his final round of edits to ED until August 2008. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997481251&oldid=1997480886]</s>

===7 August===

'''2:03 a.m. EDT (06:03 GMT):'''

* A user known only as SAVE CHRIS CHAN replaces the article with "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! CWC DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THIS HATE!" <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997693022]</s>

===13 August===

'''8:48-8:49 p.m. EDT (00:48-00:49 GMT 14 Aug):'''

* Reldnahc returns to the Chris-chan talk page with this announcement concerning the alleged medallion theft: <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997701173]</s>

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== Hey, B-Itches, Quit your barkin'. ===</nowiki> 

I have returned to my comic drawing, one page at a time, so you can quit your slanderous, unrequired cries for attention. Also, I LAUGH at your mockery of a medal imitation; yours looks MORE like a sugar cookie I had with lunch...from a Grocery Store; Free Cookies!

The neighbors have been complaining, and they have provided over a Thousand signatures on the Petition; let your Encyclopedogia Bitchmatica get its injection for eternal sleep.

|----

Middle Finger in your "Ear Lot Evil".
</blockquote>

===14 August===

'''7:41-7:45 p.m. EDT (23:41-23:45 GMT):'''

* Jamplerf replaces both the Chris-chan and 4chan articles with "Fuck you, ED." It's difficult to determine whether this is really Chris or a troll capitalizing on the wave of CWC-mania at the time, but the vandalism is consistent with Christian's focus on 4chan as an enemy. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/Jamplerf]</s>

===17 August===

'''6:18 a.m. EDT (10:18 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes a (probably apocryphal) story on the talk page about him deliberately getting into a car wreck with a pretty girl as a pretext to asking her on a date. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997706991]</s>

====18 August====

'''2:46 a.m. EDT (06:46 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes discussion of his parents' names and home address. You may be noticing by this point that the harder he tries the worse things get. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Talk:Chris-chan/Archive8&diff=prev&oldid=1997708544]</s>

===22 August===

'''10:38-10:43 p.m. EDT (02:38-02:43 GMT 23 Aug):'''

* Chris furiously tries to remove any reference to his home phone number and address from the Chris-chan article and the talk page. He finally says:

<blockquote><nowiki>===IF YOU BOTHER ME===</nowiki>

I will STAR69 Your Number or call 911!
You are NOT Freakin' TMZ, so just leave me Alone with Peace of my Mind. [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
</blockquote>

===30 August===

'''5:09 a.m. EDT (09:09 GMT):'''

* In a curiously low-key edit, Chris corrects a report about him getting kicked out of his favorite shop, changing "GameStop" to "Game Place".

===2 September===

'''4:00-4:27 a.m. EDT (08:00-08:27 GMT):'''

* Chris uploads nine nude drawings of Rosechu and replaces transsexual and homoerotic Sonichu fan art with them. (Later, in [[Sonichu 8]], these images are shown to be photographs taken by Rosechu herself and uploaded to [[4-cent_garbage.com]].) <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997731317&oldid=1997731056]</s>

* While he's doing this he makes an odd comment in the caption of a picture of Crystal: "Crystal has her vagina ready too."

===3 September===

'''3:53-6:19 p.m. EDT (19:53-22:19 GMT):'''

* Christian reverts edits of his new Rosechu nudes. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733933]</s>

* On his Reldnahc user talk page, Chris finds himself repeatedly blanking the page to remove a template showing dozens of images of penises. In response he creates a gallery of erotic imagery he has found on ED that meets with his approval, and posts it on both his user page and its talk page. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733922]</s> <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Reldnahc&diff=prev&oldid=1997733919]</s>

* Chris also continues to try to correct the assumption that it is Crystal and not Megan in the fingerbanging art. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997733937]</s>

===4 September===

'''2:37-4:21 a.m. EDT (06:37-08:21 GMT):'''

* Chris deletes large portions of the Reldnahc talk page criticizing his edits, and struggles to keep the dongs off the page and his gallery on. He issues variations of this statement on Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>**DO NOT DELETE, NOR CENSOR, MY BOMBASTIC PROTEST!!!!!!**</nowiki> 

I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE DESPERATELY NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED Additions to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!! 

And I will continue to draw my own TASTEFUL NUDE FEMALE ART, with HONEST VAGINA, UTERUS AND OVARIES to my heart's and RAGE AGAINST YOU DICK-HEADS content. 

If you want me to stop, Draw Breasts, Vaginas, Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them on ALL ROSECHU FANART for yourselves, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!! 

Sincerely, 
Christian Weston Chandler, 
A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace. 

{{quote|P.S. I FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MOCKERIES; YOU ALL ARE JUST JERK IDIOTS.|Chris-Chan}}
</blockquote>

'''10:21-11:14 p.m. EDT (02:21-03:14 GMT 5 Sep):'''

* Chris continues battling to either remove the penises on his talk page or change them into pictures of boobies and vaginas. During this flurry of edits he also begins to weed out pictures he previously put in his "choice ED pics" of Dot from Animaniacs, Cream from Sonic the Hedgehog, and Misty from Pokémon; this seems to be out of concern that people think he is fapping to underage characters, since this comes within hours of his announcement that Rosechu is eighteen years old.

===7 September===

'''1:07 a.m. EDT (05:07 GMT):'''

* Chris makes an edit to dispute the assertion that his Rule 34 drawings had to have been drawn prior to ED's discovery of him. <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997739363]</s>

===9 September===
'''9:17-9:34 p.m. EDT (01:17-01:34 GMT 10 Sep):'''

* Chris edits the section for the newly-released Episode 18, trying to make sure everyone understands that the villains of the piece are Jason Kendrick Howell and a thinly-veiled analogue of ED. He continues to insist that it's Megan, not Crystal, in the fingerbanging picture.

* On his user page and usertalk page, Chris continues in vain to stop the influx of pickles.

===11 September===

'''10:15-10:16 p.m. EDT (02:15-02:16 GMT):'''

* Chris by now realizes the n00dz he thought he sent to [[Blanca]] actually ended up in the hands of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and they're all on ED. He blanks the Chris-chan, User:Reldnahc, and User talk:Reldnahc articles. All three articles are reverted in minutes; ED's MysteryBot automatically suspends the Reldnahc account for at least 24 hours. This presumably discourages Chris from making further attempts to salvage his reputation, as there is little evidence of him contributing to ED from this point forward.

===16 March===
'''Edits made at 5:45 p.m. EDT (21:42-21:45 GMT):'''

* The Chris-chan account, which has been dormant since 30 December 2007, suddenly reappears to leave cryptic messages on the articles for <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Cho_Seung-Hui&diff=prev&oldid=1997961206 Cho Seung-Hui]</s> and <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Tim_Kretschmer&diff=prev&oldid=1997961205 Tim Kretschmer]</s>, and to replace the Chris-chan article with this message:

<blockquote>One day you FUCKERS will pay for what you have done!

You made [[Megan]] live! MY ONLY FUCKING SWEETHEART! YOU WILL PAY!

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

REMOVE THIS FUCKING ARTICLE, 4 CENT GARBAGE!<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997961209&oldid=1997960172]</s></blockquote>

: Chris's password strength is notoriously weak, and it's very likely someone has hijacked one or more of his ED accounts, especially now that this article exists to list his sockpuppets.

===May 2009===

===14 May===

'''Edits made at 6:53-6:54 p.m. EDT (22:53-22:54 GMT):'''

* A new account, <s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu]</s>, is created and used to put the following message on the "Chris-chan" talk page:

<blockquote>
<nowiki>=== I've moved on last Tuesday ===</nowiki> 

I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the crestfallen emotions, but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to troll me any further. Do you dare?

Peace-Out,
Christian Weston Chandler.

<nowiki>--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)</nowiki>
</blockquote>

===15 May===

'''Edits made 11:35-11:36 p.m. EDT (3:35-3:36 GMT 16 May)'''

* ChrisChanSonichu adds the following to his previous message:

<blockquote>Hey, CLYDE, you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not Playstation. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.</blockquote>

* He then immediately reverts his own edit.

There has been speculation that the edits were fake, but his videos since the 15th of May have confirmed the information given, so it can reasonably be assumed that the account belongs to Chris.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]]
*[[Wikipedia]]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:ED Saga]]

So Need a Cute Girl

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{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and [[Homos|NOT TO MOST]] [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on "So Need a Cute Girl", 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]<ref name="ed">[http://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 Encyclopedia Dramatica (Wayback Machine), as of 12/23/2009]</ref>}}

'''"So Need a Cute Girl"''' is the first track off of ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]'', by the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|titular band]]. It is sung over "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys. [[Chris]] describes it in an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] edit as his "[[Love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song."<ref name="ed"/> It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.

Bizarrely enough, the song can be downloaded for 89 cents on Amazon's MP3 store since [[November 2013]]. According to the copyright date, Chris used Distrokid.com and some of his [[monthly tugboat]] to get it up on there. Of course, there could be the possibility that a [[troll]] put it up there and is [[Jimmy Hill|making money off of Chris's work]].

==Song==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hN-J8WdMuQ4}}
| Stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]]
| maker = Chris
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]
| next = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
}}</center>

=== Lyrics===

[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"'']

Hey! Look at me! 
I'm sitting here sad and lonely! 

Without a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
[[Noviophobia|"I have a boyfriend!"]] 

And I see da ladies walking 
Along one by one, 
And I never wanna hear, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! 
Tell me why 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
Tell me why 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

And I have no fire 
But a desire 
To ''not'' hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
(Tell me why) 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Why do all of the [[jerks]] 
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) 
You may not notice, 
But I want you to know 
That I am a lonesome heart! 

And I have no fire, 
But a desire 
To ''not'', to not, to not 
''Heeeaaar…'' 

Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
So need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
(Tell me why) 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Tell me why 
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! 
I so need a cute girl my age! 
I ain’t never wanna hear you say, 
"I have a boyfriend!" 

Never say it, now!

* ''In some versions of the song, "as a virgin with rage" is replaced by the alternative lyric "in a sad, lonely cage."''

** ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to "I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'"<ref name="ed"/>''

==Music video==
{{Main|All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend}}

==Live performance==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wlP5VhuJubE}}
| stardate = 12 [[July 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|[[Chris and hypocrisy|Drunk]]}}
| shirt = {{RefereeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Live|text}}
| previous = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]
| next = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]
}}</center>

On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's "friends" uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song "So Need a Cute Girl." Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the "sad, lonely cage" lyrics instead of the "virgin with rage" one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added "flourish" at the very end of the video (in which, in an attempt to evoke Michael Jackson, he <s>slaps his hand on</s> grabs his crotch) makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.

=== Transcript ===

'''Chris:''' (''Fervently grabs crotch at the end'') LADIES, [[Adult Swim|ALL HANDS ON ME]]. (''There are no takers, just laughter'')

'''Man:''' (''Bewildered'') Oh ohh OHHH buddy!! Whoa-ho, you got that on film!

==Covers==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|VfM9Q73lBjg}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2009]]
| maker = {{Liquid|text}}
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| Video Typer = Song Cover
| info = [[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]] response from the real Chris Chandler.
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl, cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}
| stardate = 4 [[January 2012]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]].
}}</center>
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}
| stardate = 11 [[June 2012]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]
| subject = So Need a Cute Girl
| type = Song Cover
| info = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.
}}</center>

== References ==
<references/>

== See also ==
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
*[[Virgin with rage]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]|nextlink=[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]|}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{CWC on TV}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-12-24]]

File:Sonichu - Back Cover.jpg

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Original back cover of Sonichu 2

Personal Army Request

Nintendo of America

Nintendo Power Magazine

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'''''Nintendo Power''''' was a video game-oriented magazine that has given [[Sonichu]] and [[Chris]] a substantial amount of press coverage.

No. Seriously.

==The magazine==
''Nintendo Power'' was a magazine devoted to promoting [[Nintendo]]'s video games, consoles, and so on and so forth, as well as providing cheat codes, strategy guides, sneak peeks at upcoming releases, and anything else one might want to know about Nintendo products. Chris, being in part a Nintendo fanboy, had a subscription since the dawn of time.

Even though dozens of fans were featured in every issue in some form (fan art, fan mail, etc.), Chris firmly believes making into the magazine is an honor of the highest degree, and that the people over at the magazine actually remembered who he was from the five minutes of fame he had years ago. He also appears to believe that being featured in the magazine is a one way ticket to getting a job with Nintendo.

It was first self-published by Nintendo of America, before switching to Future US in 2007. In [[December 2012]], the magazine ceased publication.

==The hand-drawn magazine==
{{main|Homemade Nintendo Power magazine}}

Chris maintained constant mail contact with the magazine. One of his letters was about a dream he had where Sega made a [[Sonic]] game for the Game Boy. Chris then [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|freaking hand-drew his own issue of Nintendo Power]]. With pencils, marker, and printed-out, cut-and-pasted text, detailing how Sonic arbitrarily transferred to Nintendo consoles to release a trio of Sonic games. That are direct copies of existing Mario games. It's every bit as pathetic as it sounds. Notably, it's Chris's first major attempt at [[Sonichu (comic)|slavishly recreating a commercial product by hand]], as well as the first appearance of [[Bionic]] the Hedgehog.

==The ''Sprung'' letter==
Chris has had better luck with Nintendo correspondence as the years went by. Most infamous was his letter to Nintendo about how ''[[Sprung]]'', a pseudo-dating-sim for the DS, helped him get over his fear of girls with boyfriends. For about five minutes. Yes, once again, exactly as pathetic as it sounds.
===Transcript===

{{quotenews|'''DS Equals Dating Service'''

I recently purchased a Nintendo DS and a copy of Sprung. I originally bought the game, because I needed some lessons on what to say to, or do for, a girl. To make a long story short, I developed a fear that all the pretty girls are already paired up with a boyfriend. I’ve dubbed this social phobia, Noviophobia, after the Spanish word for boyfriend. Anyway, before Sprung, I was afraid to approach most women (FYI, I’m 22-years old). I tried to silently attract a boyfriend-free girl, mostly with signs, for over one year and four months. Then Sprung provided me with general things to say and do, so I felt more confident. When I tried my new-found expressions from the dating simulator, I forgot my fear of the infinitely high boyfriend factor, and I met a couple of lady friends with whom I feel more comfortable. So thank you, Nintendo and Ubisoft, for the dating advice that this frustrated virgin needed.

Christian C.

Via the Internet}}

==The Animal Crossing documentary==

Chris also got some airplay in Nintendo Power for his jaw-dropping [[Animal Crossing Documentary|video about his daily life in ''Animal Crossing'']]. ''Nintendo Power'' heaped praise upon the terrible little Let's Play, focusing more on Chris's character Sonichu (gee, what a surprise) and his in-game accomplishments than the lonesome manchild behind the mask or why he was called Sonichu. Nonetheless, Chris took this as a great stride forward in his quest to achieve video game superstardom without having to exert any effort or develop any kind of skill. Pathetic? Yes, you've picked up on the pattern.
===Transcript===

{{quotenews|'''Sonichu’s Cwcville Documentary'''

Simply amazing. There’s no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville—a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life. His opulent manor contained every manner of furniture. Cwcville’s landscape was filled to the bursting point with all the animals who’d moved to his well-tended town. And Sonichu has customized everything about his town—even many villagers have followed his bold trends, wearing the patterns he has created!

''(Image captions:)''

Sonichu has packed the museum with his fads—its bug collection is hopping.

He often visits Sonichu Island to bring its high-value coconuts to town.

And he uses the spare hut on the island to store his huge collection of oddities.

Cwcville is brimming with Sonichu’s patterns, including the popular Poké Ball.}}

It seems incredible, but someone was actually paid to watch Chris's video for an hour and then write about it. Note that many of the unique achievements mentioned are actually basic functions of the game any six year old can discover.

==Gallery==

<gallery>
File:390-NPVol179.jpg|A scrapbook image.
File:394-NPVol190.jpg|Another scrapbook image
File:393-CWCSprung.jpg|Now if only the women weren't afraid of him...
File:Nintendochris.JPG|Chris explains that he has "[[noviophobia|noiophobia]]" [sic].
File:389-CWCSchuCross.jpg|Yay!
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==See also==
*[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]
*[[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine|Homemade ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]]
*''[[Sprung]]''

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== Summary ==
Taken by [[Mimms]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]], on 2 November 2007.

[[Category:Photos of Chris]]

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Taken by [[Mimms]] at the Game Place, on November 2007
[[Category:Photos of Chris]]

May 2012

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[[File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|thumb|Chris in May 2012 (See also: [[wikipedia:Norman Bates |Norman Bates]], who also became his [[Barb|mother]]).]]

'''May [[2012]]''' kicked off with [[Chris]]'s tentative public return to the internet amidst more of his egotistical shenanigans. These were primarily centered around his apparent victory over the trolls. "Tricking" them by announcing the return of the [[attraction sign]] at the mall had fueled the fires of his ego. Also, his [[Barb|mother]] decides to add [[Clover and Snoopy|two beagles]] to the hoard.

==Events==
[[Image:133627232947.png|thumb|right|Drawing of [[The Wallflower]].]]
[[Image:=3.jpg|thumb|right| Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler: master of proportions. Note: [[Julay|People are watching them.]]]]
* May - Going the way of [[Liquid Chris]], [[Vivian Gee]] deletes her YouTube account.
* 1 May - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] note, still gloating over his tricking the trolls, and reaffirms that he indeed lost his virginity, with an even stronger hint that it was with a prostitute.
* 3 May - Chris changes his voicemail greetings, probably because the previous one sounded too [[Autistic |threatening]].
* 4 May - Chris posts a Facebook note calling on the trolls to leave [[Anna]] alone. He also says that he does not see his mother in her.
* 4 May - An old drawing of [[The Wallflower]] is released.
* 6 May - A previously unseen drawing of Chris and [[Jackie]] having sex in a pool is released and Chris changes his voicemail message once again.
[[File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png|thumb|Chris claims to have personal info of [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]].]]
* 8 May - Chris changes his Facebook profile picture. He tells his friends that he feels insecure and lonely.
* 9 May - Chris suggests that his friends go out of their way to browse through [[Facebook]] profiles and find him a girlfriend.
* 9 May - A misplaced call between Chris and Kacey is released.
* 12 May - Chris writes a new public note on Facebook about Mimms in an attempt to get people to annoy him. He deletes the note minutes later.
* 12 May - Chris privately asks for his Facebook friends to [[death threats|kill Mimms's girlfriend]].
* 13 May - Chris and his mother get two beagle puppies, [[Clover and Snoopy]].
* 13 May - Eight old photographs of Chris are released, five from 11 [[November 2010]] and three from 1 March 2011. Notable features include the last known wearing of a [[medallion]] to date, his nasty [[hair]] and a proto-[[Tomgirl]] look.
* 14 May - Chris posts another picture of his [[Clover and Snoopy|dog]] on Facebook.
* 15 May - Chris says on Facebook that he is worried about an upcoming poster campaign by [[trolls]], and posts screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]].
* 17 May - Chris again tells his Facebook friends that he is nervous about the poster campaign.
* 18 May - Chris yells at his friends to destroy all the posters.
* 20 May - Chris is angry at his friends for ignoring his concerns about the poster campaign.
* 20 May - Chris changes his [[Voicemail greeting|voicemail]] once again.
* 23 May - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he is lonely and worried about the end of the world.
* 24 May - Chris has to drive his [[Barb|mother]] to the emergency room for breathing problems. It is a hectic day.
* 26 May - Chris is still concerned about the nefarious poster campaign.
* 27 May - Chris asks his friends to help him find apps that help people with [[autism]].
* 28 May - Yet more worrying about the posters.
* 29 May - Chris posts again that he is lonely and desperate for a [[sweetheart]].
* 31 May - Chris states that he believes that a troll is staying at a local hotel in preparation for the poster blitz.

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File:ZpkM1.jpg|November picture 3
File:ADlEp.jpg|November picture 4
File:VzDUm.jpg|November picture 5
File:RoD3b.jpg|March picture 1, featuring tomgirl chris.
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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
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! colspan="2" | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
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| colspan="2" | [[File:260px-Kenneth_Erwin_Englehardt.jpg|300px]]
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! colspan="2" |Kengle
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| '''Full Name'''
| Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
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| '''Nicknames'''
| Kengle, Kennay
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| '''Religion'''
| Muslim
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| '''Age'''
| 56
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| White
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| '''Education'''
| A certificate in basic Twitter usage
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance writer, comic book artist, sculptor, full-time ass-kisser, lolcow collector
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|}

'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', affectionately known among trolls as '''Kengle''', is Chris's primary ass-kisser on [[Facebook]]. As a fat, autistic, inept, unemployed middle-aged man with a penchant for creating horrifying, warped artwork, Ken feels as though he shares a lot in common with Chris. Along with making up 10% of Chris's total [[medallion]] sales, Kenneth posts on every status update that Chris posts, usually offering some inane comment. Ken is considered a lolcow in his own right, due to his bizarre clip-art collage art, depicting his Sonichu fan-franchise Sonichen. He is also dubbed "the lolcow collector," due to having befriended several prominent lolcows - Chris being the main focus of his [[autism]] - on Facebook. Much like our [[Chris|autistic zero]], Ken is fond of picking something up, trying it out and then dropping it when his interests shift in another direction.

In another parallel to our autistic hero, he has an obsession with a woman who doesn't even acknowledge his existence - in this case, one Gloria Tesch, a talentless sub-DeviantArt-level author using her dad's money to fund a full-length movie that will likely be outsold by outlawed pornography, and unquestionably a lolcow in her own right.

It's worth nothing that Ken, perhaps the only person in the world to ever admire Chris for anything other than comedic value, is 56 years old and has been employed for a few weeks of his life.

== Relationship with Chris ==
In many ways, Ken is the Rosechu to Chris's Sonichu; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying. Besides showing up on every Chris status update to offer an arbitrary declaration, or an opinion with no elaboration whatsoever, Ken buys a huge amount of Chris's crap on eBay. He has commissioned several medallions, including one of his horrifying fan-character, Sonichen. Ken's intentions towards Chris seem entirely innocent - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, these are overshadowed by the praise he heaps on Chris for heroic acts such as sculpting a medallion, having an opinion on a video game, and breathing in and out.

Ken once tried to host an anti-bullying website, hoping to cash in on Chris's [[Sonic Boom]] protests - the prize being recognition from Chris, something we all strive to achieve. [[Sonichu.net#spergweb.com/SonichuOnline (November 2014)|That went about as well as you'd expect.]]

[[Chris]] barely acknowledges Ken. Chris immediately dismissed Ken's forum and fan-site without so much as a cursory glance. Ken is regularly confirmed to have bought medallions from Chris on eBay in order to eke out a "thank you" from Chris on eBay.

== Relationship with Chris's trolls ==
Ken was banned from the [[Kiwi Farms]] because he does not seem to comprehend that there are [[ween|mean people on the Internet who want to bully Chris]] and people connected to Chris, and instead believes that everyone is genuinely just interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. His thread on the forum, 120+ pages and steadily climbing, is testament to how well that turned out for him. Many Chris trolls are interested in Kengle as a sort of "second-tier" lolcow - he is very active on Facebook, posting his bizarre creations and generally making a fool of himself, sometimes involving Chris in the process. Many trolls are morbidly curious to see more of Kenneth's horrifying creations, which are vaguely reminiscent of low-budget Eldritch abominations.

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* 7 [[April 2015]] - Chris provides more information on the custom Amiibo and asks for people to vote in a [[Nintendo]] contest to make [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] a downloadable character in the video game ''Super Smash Bros.''
* 6 April - Chris announces for sale on [[eBay]], ten custom [[Sonichu Amiibo]]. His [[white knight|fans]] buy them all in less than two hours.
* 4 April - Chris rages over the two-part season 5 premiere of ''[[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic'' and a character in the ''Rainbow Rocks'' movie. Whether or not this will become the next ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' has yet to be seen.
* 2 April - Chris's court hearing. The case is set to continue on 7 May.

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Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

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[[Image:DVDReleaseCut.jpg|thumb|Chris-chan: Because making a homemade DVD about yourself justifies your existence.]]

'''''Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)''''' is [[Chris]]'s famed homemade DVD, featuring various video clips Chris had made before his Internet fame, and also his actual, if meager, TV appearances. Despite its title, very little of the material on the DVD was ever featured on TV.

Chris originally sent copies of the DVD only to a select few people, but nevertheless thought him making the DVD was an [[Chris and his Ego|important enough achievement]] to mention repeatedly in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] and elsewhere. He also believed that people would actually be interested in buying a copy along with other merchandise, and even planned a [[Sony|Blu-ray]] release.<ref>[[3 December 2009]]</ref> Suffice to say, the disc was actually burned with a Magnavox DVD recorder out of material that appears to have been transferred off of aged VHS tapes, and doesn't actually approach commercial quality, even if it actually had any interesting content that people would actually pay for. Chris possibly thinks that lack of content and video quality that was abysmal to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on [[Sonichu 10|hi-def]] discs.

Naturally, since this relic was so profoundly ''important'' in Chris's mind, the [[trolls]] had their curiosity piqued greatly over it. Eventually, a copy was obtained by [[LordSillynipples]] by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, [[Tiffany Robinson]].

After the fire, it seems likely that the original copy of the DVD was destroyed.

==Tracklisting==

===''C.W.C. On TV'' Trailer===
To reduce marketing costs, Chris put the trailer for the DVD directly into the DVD. The trailer provides an 8-minute summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole DVD.

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!]]===
From 26 February [[1990s#1994|1994]], shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Anchormen and women on ''[[Wikipedia:WVIR|NBC 29]] [[Wikipedia:Dateline NBC|Dateline News]]'' report him winning a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' contest and earning a $1,000 shopping spree for video games. The pinnacle of Chris's entire existence to date, this event fueled the delusional manchild he is today.

===[[Song of Christian]]===
Filmed on 15 May [[1990s#1998|1998]], when Christian was sixteen. Presented as an episode of ''The Christian Chandler Show'', Chris gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends twenty minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about fifteen minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], and the rest dedicated to him raging over the fact that the poem [[Honor roll|got him an "F" in school]].

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway#Prototype|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway Prototype]] Animation===

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway]] Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera===
Filmed on 4 June [[1990s#1998|1998]]. Hey, do you like ''Mario Kart''? Do you like LEGO bricks? Do you like stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same fifteen-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of LEGO men getting into car wrecks? Then, this is the clip for you!

'''Spoiler alert:''' LEGO Chris wins the race. [[Chris and his Ego|No surprises there.]]

===[[The City of Cwicville Tour!|Unfinished CWCville Tour]]===
Filmed 12 July [[2000s#2001|2001]]. LEGO Chris gives a tour of his Lego town, passing by two landmarks before the video abruptly ends.

===[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]===
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|OH BOY!]]
Filmed 16 October [[1990s#1999|1999]]. An anchorwoman on [[Richmond]] [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WWBT|WWBT]] does a fluff piece on the rise of the ''Pokémon'' fandom, Chris happening to be among the small children playing the game. Chris being 17 at the time, years older than the playing crowd, is not discussed. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:

{{quote|I'll send out my Dragonair, even though it has 60 Damage on it. Oh boy! It has 3 Energy on it... Slam Attack!}}

===Christian Chandler's [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]===
Filmed 22 November [[2000s#2003|2003]]. Chris makes an hour-long video of him playing ''Animal Crossing'' that is about as exciting to watch as organizing files in Microsoft Windows.

===[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|C.W.C.'s ''Animal Crossing''/''Mario Paint'' 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]===
Filmed on 7 June [[2004]]. Chris plays ''Animal Crossing'' in honor of [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] Chandler's anniversary.

===[[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need A Cute Girl" Music Video]]===
Filmed 20 [[2004#December|December 2004]]. Chris sings the lead single off [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|his debut album]] in this music video.

===Chris Chan's [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2005]]. Chris enters a contest where the goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a ''Harvey Birdman'' DVD. He instead blathers on about himself, ''Sonichu'', and Mary Lee Walsh. The time constraints laid out in the contest rules are obvious, as Christian struggles to cram his [[random-access humor]] into a thirty-second soundbite and as a result sounds like the Micro Machines man.

===Chris Chan's [[Pixelated PS3]]===
Filmed on 28 November [[2006]]. Chris enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a PlayStation 3. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?", Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from LEGOs and [[Pixelblocks]].

===C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics===
Chris films images taken from [[1980s#1982|1982]]-[[2007]], while playing in the background both the 1998 [[KCWC broadcast]], which gives new insight into Chris's past, and his [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|first]] album.

===[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2007]]. Closing the DVD, in celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of "ladies and gentlemen and dudes of all teenages."

==Great Director's Cut==
After the DVD was leaked onto the internet, <s>as a way to save face,</s> Chris claimed<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref> that the trolls didn't have the "Director's Cut", which includes footage of Chris's [[Christmas]] from [[Christmas#2004|2004]] and takes from the [[Pixelated PS3]] commercial. The trolls long thought that the "Director's Cut" was just a bluff. That was, until [[December 2014]], when it was revealed that [[Catherine]] acquired a copy and handed over some footage to a CWCki Forums member to upload to YouTube, thus proving its existence.

He later told [[Regina]] that he has a "Master Copy" with over ''six hours'' of tedious crap.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> The fate of this version after the events of [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|10 January 2014]] is unknown.

===[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004 parts 1 & 2]]===

Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris videotapes footage around the house while discussing C-Mas. Notable for being made when the hoard was in its infancy.

===[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Chris After Christmas 2004]]===

Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris bitches some more about [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Hammer]] and the continuation of his [[Love Quest]].

==Possible Sequel==
In an email to [[Cole]], Chris expresses his intention to create a new DVD "around (his) 50th or sooner"<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>. So far, this sequel has not materialized as of [[January 2015]].

==Images from the Physical DVD==
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Image:062-CWCsDVD.jpg|Cover.
Image:DVDReleaseCut.jpg|The cover of the release edition.
Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|And the Director's Cut Edition.
Image:063-1-CWCsDVD Label.jpg|Even DVD labels cannot be spared from the horror.
Image:ChrisDVDCD2.jpg|We asked for a "disc image". The torrent went up later, but this was delivered as a cop-out.
Image:CHRISDVD.jpg|Parental Advisory - VERY HONEST content.
Image:ChrisDVD3.jpg|Chapter menu, complete with Magnavox DVD/VCR styling.
Image:CHRISletter.jpg|Letter to troll who received DVD.
Image:Chrislist1.jpg|''Chandler's List'' - It's like ''Schindler's List'', except you'd want to be sent to a gas chamber.
Image:Chrislist2.jpg|'''Spoiler:''' Most of these people went to school with Chris and probably have no idea who he is.
Image:Chrislist3.jpg|And here's the last page.
Image:Chrispaper1.jpg|"Now I'm even more perverted, sexist, and homophobic."
Image:Chrispaper2.jpg|People who Chris couldn't find pictures of to include - consider yourselves lucky.
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==Sources==
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==External links==
* [http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4433832/Christian_Weston_Chandler..._Yep__I_m_On_T.V.___)_DVD Torrent of the DVD]
* [https://ia601502.us.archive.org/11/items/C.W.C.YEPIMONT.V./C.W.C.%20YEP%2c%20I%27M%20ON%20T.V.%20-%29.ISO ISO of the DVD]
* [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6581777D1899DCB6 The entire DVD on YouTube.]
* <s>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/dvd/ Contents of DVD slideshow.]</s>
* <s>[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EL8AHJ8P Slideshow download.]</s>

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I've archived numerous Chris-related material on the Internet Archive, which all are categorized under [https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22 this category]. Trollsta's Paradise & Feel So Lonesome are on Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK! and the original album respectively. I ripped the latter from another video, so it's not the one from TheCWCVilleLibrary. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 06:48, 14 March 2015 (UTC)

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{{Merge|Continuity in the Sonichu comics}}
[[Image:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg|right|thumb|300px|[[Love Quest|It]] looks just as [[Homos|gay]] as it did before, except more [[Autism|retarded]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] suddenly becomes [[obesity|skinnier]], gets [[anime]]-style eyes, and develops an obvious [[duck|crotch bulge]]. And quite possibly [[Chris and death|dead]], judging by the setting.]]
[[Chris]], thinking himself as clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has extensively '''[[Wikipedia:Retroactive continuity|retconned]]''' the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu canon]].

==Background==
In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Jay Z]], who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Even though he found out that [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated them, Chris has kept the name changes [[Chris and reality|"just in case"]] Nintendo or Sega decides to pick up the game.

Some changes are a result of troll attacks, others comes from Chris's [[homos|homophobia]] and attempts to make himself appear as a [[Racism|tolerant]] and [[Pedofork|law-abiding]] person. Black Sonichu was renamed [[Blake]] after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic [[Sonichu Balls]], which play a major role in the later comic issues, have become Sonichu ''Crystals'', after [[Gay 4 Sonichu|"gay" "fans"]] and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"|Sub-Episode 2]] was changed (bizarrely) to a background with the gates of Heaven when it was pointed out that [[rainbow]]s are the international symbol of gay pride.

Another retcon, though more minor, is the updating of the [[Rosechu]]s' [[Rule 34|"feminine physique"]]. In several places, most notably in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], many of the female characters have had their breasts and [[china|vaginas]] more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those [[Gay4Sonichu|homosexual college professors]], using [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to support gay pride.

Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to complaints that 16-year-old Sonichu was having sex with 15-year-old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in ''Sonichu'' #8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under [[wikipedia:Ages of consent in North America#Virginia|Virginia law]]). Pressed to make peace with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris wrote a new story on [[CWCipedia]] about how she and Slaweel are two separate people, which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh. However, in the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris accidentally used the name "Mary Lee Walsh" on several occasions before quickly correcting himself with "Slaweel Ryam".

Chris has also changed [[Sonichu 5#Alternate versions|the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13]], where the original shows him and [[Megan]] hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51. It says that Rosechu "sets the record straight" by clarifying that the hug "didn't happen for real". Likely due to Megan telling Chris to back off, page 50 was replaced with a closeup of [[Sailor Megtune]]'s face, where she whines about how bad she feels for Chris, and Rosechu's speech was simply changed to a white box with the words "to be continued...". Interestingly, the version of the comics Chris posted on [[CWCipedia]] reflects the original, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_51 with both the hug and Rosechu's disclaimer intact], whereas the [[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13|videobook version of episode 13]] is the alternate one, with the grotesque closeup of Sailor Megtune's face and the edited page 51. In [[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|MyBuzz quizzes]], Chris flat out points out that there is a difference between the "director's cut" and the other version.

Aside from retconning his own work, Chris also frequently attempts to "improve" the work of others. This mostly manifests itself in renaming of characters: [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi]] was originally called "Spunky Skunk", [[Ivy]]'s [[Layla Flaaffy]] was originally called "Luckett[e]", etc. In the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]] Chris takes things in another direction by trying to "fix" a [[troll|fan's]] vastly superior artwork by redrawing it and making extremely minor changes. The most blatant moment, however, is in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where Chris tries to rewrite the world of [[Asperchu]] to be substantially more one-dimensional and boring. This stems from his [[autistic|ludicrous]] belief that cartoon characters are real (as in, [[Chris and reality|they literally exist on another plane of existence and the events in the comics have actual consequences]]), and he believes that he needs to "fix" his characters, lest the comics drawn by others somehow change them.

Chris has also attempted to retcon the actual events of his life, whenever convenient. While it's likely that many of the stories Chris tells of himself are fabrications or exaggerations, there is little evidence to support either theory. What can be proven, though, is Chris's alterations to his [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Simonla]], which originally stated (correctly) that the character was a derivative of [[Evan]]'s character, Simonchu. After Evan started to take legal action against Chris for his [[Chris and copyright|misappropriation of the character]], Chris simply edited the page to claim otherwise. In fact, he claimed that Simonla was ''not'' based on Simonchu, and their myriad of similarities was entirely coincidental. He had simply credited Evan for the character because he was [[autistic|confused]].

In order to not appear as a [[Pedofork]] for drawing Rule 34 involving the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]], Chris retconned the birthdates by stating that the eggs traveled in time to 1989.<ref>The [[CWCipedia]]</ref>
[[File:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|"I'm not a pedofork you dorks!"]]

Chris has also attempted to retcon the name origin of Sonichu—he states in [[The Sonichu Chronicles]], that Sonichu's name is NOT a portmanteau of Sonic and Pikachu, like it was "rumored", but rather a play on Sonic's "Japanese" name "Soniku"''[sic]''.

He would also go on to retcon Simonla's death via Facebook in 2014, despite the fact that he is no longer creates ''Sonichu'' comics.

==Name changes==
The follow is a comprehensive list of name changes:

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!align="left"|Before
!align="left"|After
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|[[Bagget]]
|Dagget
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|Black Sonichu/Blachu
|[[Blake]]
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|[[CADD Chef]]
|Keneru-Meneth -CADD Chef-
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|[[Hanna]]
|Fandanna
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|[[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]]
|"Joe Cool" Smithey
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|[[Joseph Herring]]
|Joe Herr
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|[[Megan Schroeder]]
|Meg-chan
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|[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
|Slaweel Ryam, Slaweel the Witch
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|[[Merried Seinor Comic]]/Kirby
|Merried Seinor Comic
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|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCCitizens]]
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|[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|<s>Prowldent Virginia Community College</s> Percham Virginia Community College
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|[[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]
|Nicole Rammer
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|[[Sonichu Balls]]
|<s>Sonichu Crystals</s>, <s>Sonichu Ball Crystals</s>, Chaotic Crystals
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|[[wikipedia:Trojan (brand)|Trojan]]
|Jimmy
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|[[Wes Iseli]]
|Walter Grisby
|}
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==Gallery of retcons==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|Apparently, the evil [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|Mary Lee Walsh]] was Slaweel all along!
Image:Schu1SubEp2 FandannaRetcon.JPG|Not only does Chris's edit have the name stretch into the black section of the monitor, but he's also forgotten to change [[Hanna]]'s name in another paragraph.
Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|The infamous "Sailor Asscheeks"; [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 50
Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg|The revised page 50.
Image:Sonichu-6_notsow.jpg|''Sonichu'' #5, page 30: NOTSOW
Image:SchuComic7Page30.jpg|NOTSEW
Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|Chris changes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] to Meg-chan, [[Chris and English#Spelling|but doesn't take the opportunity to correct "Dood" to "Good".]]
Image:Schu7 Pg3 MeganMLWEdit.JPG|Does he really think that 'Slaweel Ryam' and 'Meg-chan' are going to fool anyone?
Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|The infamous [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] as later appeared on the [[CWCipedia]]. It looks just as stupid, only slightly smaller. Somehow it looks even more like he's sucking a dick than before.
Image:Schu7P23-JosephRetcon.JPG|[[Joseph Herring|Friends]] and [[Cole Smithey|family]] also get their names changed.
Image:ZEMTITS.jpg|HE LOVES BOOBIES TOO
Image:Schu8P5-A CameraRetcon.JPG|Rosechu, failing to look even remotely sexy with that [[Autism|retarded]] expression, gets edited out of a camera picture.
Image:Schu7Page37 NameEdits.JPG|See if you can spot the differences.
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==References==
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== External links ==
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ An archive with the non-retconned Sonichu comics (Scroll to the bottom)]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Comic]]

Miyamoto emails

2015-03-08T18:44:57Z

Letter Z: Better word choice

In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (unbeknown to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.

''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''

==5 January 2009 to 10 January 2009: Chris is Invited to Redmond==
{{quoteboxred|Playing off [[Jay Z]] and [[Takashi Tezuka]], I decided to impersonate [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] with the sole goal of trying to get Chris to Redmond, Washington so he could get rejected by Nintendo themselves.}}

{{quotebox|Mr. Miyamoto, I am honored and humbled that you wish to see me in person. I'm afraid that my family and I are not as financially well-off as possibly assumed. If you wish me to come to [[Redmond]], and I have dreamed of traveling to the [[Nintendo|NOA]] company in my lifetime, I must ask for [[Chris and money|compensation]] of Round-Trip Airfare, and other required neccesities for [[car|automobile]] travel from the airport to NOA, and anything else pertaining therein.

Thank you for your support.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Please check for the nearest airport for my Point "A" from my home address of,

[[14 Branchland Court|14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville, VA]] 22968-9545

I recommend the airport on Airport Road; I do not remember the airport's name. My Home address can be looked up on mapquest.com.}}

{{quotebox|Alright, I'm going to check with my family who I live with to see if we can afford the airfare before reimbursement. I am 26 years old, and capable of making my own decisions, yet I'm currently dependent from my family's and my [[monthly tugboat|Social Security]] (for my [[High-Functioning Autism]]) income.

It would be appreciated if y'all can book the flight for me, because I'm unsure about my family's current financial status, and my social's being saved for my own bills.

I did look up the round-trip on delta.com; 771 dollars rounded-up is most likely MORE than my family can afford (after their own bills and personal neccessities).

Peace, 
Christian W. Chandler.}}

==11 January 2009: Chris and Barbara Want to Reschedule==
===There is BAD Weather===
{{quotebox|I've just checked with my mother; she has informed me that there is BAD weather in Washington State (where Seattle is), so can we rethink and schedule the meeting there for later in the week? Any day is good with me; other than the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] updates and fixin's, I have not much else goin' for me locally. Also, I have [[religion|church]] this morning (my Sunday, Jan 11, 2009, and right now it's 12:53 AM (luckily my [[biological clock]] is messed up, yet recovering for us to communicate this quickly).}}

{{quotebox|I'll be there.}}

{{quotebox|Mr. Miyamoto, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] has given the issue much, much thought, and she feels that she should come with me to be my escort. Personally, I also would feel better and safer with her around. I'm sure you can understand, since upon my understanding based on your past story ideas with [[Pokemon]] at least, and Ash with his mother in [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The Movie 2000|the 2nd]] and [[Wikipedia:Pokémon 3: The Movie|3rd movies]]; my mother and I felt the sense of those who worked on them had deep affections for their mothers as well; we were deeply moved.

So I'm asking if you would vouch for her tickets as well.

Peace, 
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|At this point, I told him it was company policy that we'll reimburse him. He seemed eager to go with the "I'll be there." reply. Yeah. No.}}

{{quotebox|[[Bob Chandler|My father]], who has traveled with General Electric, says that Nintendo should pay for mine and my mother's tickets in advance, then my mother and I can pick them up at the airport.

Please let me know swiftly if it's possible.}}

{{quotebox|Due to our financial situation, and my father being a penny-pincher, we need you to advance the tickets to me and my mother, please.}}

{{quotebox|After talking to my parents, they have decided that we need you to postpone this meeting to a later date in order to allow all plans of preperations and money transactions to be handled in an orderly fashion. Thank you for your consideration and interest. I still am looking forward to meeting Mr. Miyamoto.}}
===A Word from Snorlax===
{{quoteboxred|I can't believe Barbara fell for this.}}

{{quotebox|We apologize for any inconvenience. A "rush" request of this nature jams the thinking process and does not allow time for working out all details to travel from coast to coast and does not allow for necessary financial arrangements.

We thank you for this opportunity and hopefully can come to the best solutions for all involved in this venture.

Also, we have to consider the weather conditions across the United States.

We suggest your Company make the necessary travel arrangements and a [[Clyde|cash]] advance to Christian Chandler, our son, and plan a date two (2) weeks hence.

Robert and Barbara (writer) have both had experience in big business with General Electric Company and Reynolds Metals Company (both International Sales and Mining of raw materials for manufacturing purposes in other countries. We understand the Research and Development as well as the Marketing and Selling of goods.

Of historic value to the computer world, Robert was in on the research and development from the beginning, and without his knowledge, NES might not have arrived so soon. His accomplishments include seven (7) patents and others outstanding with General Electric Company. He designed the controls for the Plastic Molding Machines.

We look forward to joining with you in this venture.

Yours truly,

Barbara Weston Chandler, Mother 
Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., Father}}

===Chris's Inspiration===
{{quoteboxred|I settled on a new date and then he comes up with this bullshit on "game ideas".}}

{{quotebox|January 25th will be great, and hopefully between me and my family, we can settle the matters pertaining to this historic meeting. Also, Please inform Mr. Miyamoto, but I have just awoken Inspired Sonichu-Wise; I have figured out the Opening Title Movie for Sonichu's Adventure, the Prequel Comic for the possible Pokemon Lightning Version, and the monitary-type collectibles in Sonichu's Adventure; NOT RINGS, but C-Quarters (the main money) and W-Quarters (equals 10 C-Quarters). I have the images in my head, and I will draw them up and update my Sonichu's Adventure growing Game Stories/Unlockables/Details MSWord File accordingly.

Also, the C and W-Quarters were inspired from a combination of rings and coins, as well as the use of my initials, "C.W.C." of "Christian Weston Chandler."

I hope Mr. Miyamoto accepts my family's apology humbily, as well as my own personal apology, and I seriously felt bad having to turn down this meeting and postpone to the 25th of January, but all things considered, it's for the better, since I was able to get my sleep and DREAM up the Opening Movie, leading to the creation of the Lightning Version Prequel Comic then the C and W-Quarters. Plus, this will allow me time to get back to re-uploading the pages of Sonichu.net and associated websites under it, then updating it as such, with advertisements for Sonichu & Rosechu in [[Animal Crossing]] City Folk and the introduction of the C and W-Quarters for the Sonichu Series.

But I digress. I see Mr. Miyamoto as a humble gentleman, even though he may be stressed by business, from his past creations and stories, as I have shared with him my love and care for my mother, like he has for his I'm certain. He himself said that it is humbling and grand that I bring my mother with me on the trip.

I gtg draw up the Quarters on paper, updating the Sonichu's Adventure Stories ideas page, then fixing Sonichu.net.

Peace to you all and Mr. Miyamoto, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|He figures sending a [[Chris's games|list of games]] will impress me. He also thought it was a good idea to list your competitor's games as well.}}

{{quotebox|I've just updated my mother on your latest message, and we simply CAN NOT AFFORD the trip to Seattle; not enough money, and we do not want new credit. WE NEED THE ADVANCE.

Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of [[America]]n Dollars and Cents in Nintendo [[Video games|Video Games]] and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My [[Chris's games|List of Video Games]] I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. SURLY you can spot back about just under 800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance. You can even ship a check Express via Snail-Mail with the most secure Delivery and Signature Confirmation to our home address at

Christian Weston Chandler 
14 Branchland Ct. 
Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545

I'm certain Mr. Miyamoto wants to meet up with me and discuss the future of Sonichu and the Sonichu Alpha Project, as much as I'd be humbled and honored to meet with him and discuss the matter; PROBABLY MORE FOR HIM, becuase I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, the other associated characters and the city of [[Cwcville]] around them all.

The only sensible solution is either advance me and my mother the money, or have Mr. Miyamoto fly to my house and meet with me on the 25th of January, 2007 [''sic'']. I am assuming that you and Mr. Miyamoto will wish to go with Plan "A", as I can understand his busy schedule.

If you wish me to prove myself, I can and am willing to create a [[YouTube]] Video showing off my Game Systems and Video Game Collection, and I have already confirmed my identity from the ACCityFolk, <nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETRvXXTX6HU,</nowiki> Video I've uploaded onto YouTube during the past week. And between Takashi of ACCityFolk and Mr. Miyamoto, they feel secure of my idenity and that they are dealing with the true Christian Weston Chandler; me.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Hopefully we can resolve the monetary advance peacefully, legally and all that sort.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

==11 January 2009 to 15 January 2009: Chris Can't Afford to Fly to Redmond==
===Chris Won't Sell His Crap===
{{quoteboxred|I think you have the gist of what I sent. God, he still won't sell his things. This is just a repeat from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] where he wouldn't sell his shit.}}

{{quotebox|You're not asking me to pawn off my games and systems are you? Because that is preposterous; I have VAST HISTORY within those Digital Gaming Walls, and to sell them off as such would be a sheer mockery and I would just feel most saddened and uncomfortable with that.

You all can surly afford to Reserve the Plane Tickets at my local Airport for me and my mother to pick up, so we can fly to Redmond and meet with Mr. Miyamoto. You can even check with Mr. Miyamoto himself for his approval and which airport to book the flight TO Redmond from, then let me know the where and time of the flight where our tickets are reserved at. And quickly as you can say "[[Mary Poppins|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious]]", my mother and I would be there at least an hour before the flight leaves, pick up the tickets and be seated to FLY.}}
===Chris Tells His Life Story===
{{quoteboxred|I said something like how a creative man like yourself should have a job.}}

{{quotebox|Actually, Mr. Miyamoto, I am not currently employed; I've been getting money from the Social Security due to my High-Functional [[Autism]]. If you would like information on autism, there is some on autism.org, or you may try [[wikipedia]].}}

{{quotebox|Wow, that's very interesting; the creator of [[Pokemon]] has autism; I applaud him and his success very much.

And, Wow. That's a tough question within the first 30 seconds to a minute. In short, I am a bit impulsive, compessive, and even when I TRY to save for the future, it ends up getting spent on my bills; my father makes me pay rent to help with their bills as well.

I have overcome a LOT of obstacles myself. Although I've had special education during the young years of my life, I was mainstreamed the Majority of my life. I have had a LOT of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime, yet the concept of dating and sex has eluded me until I turned 21, while I was in College. I was on [[Honor Roll]] in [[Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School]]s, throughout. Got my Diploma, a Star Pin for my Grades, and [[Manchester High School#Graduation|NO AWARDS for my Creativity]]; I TOOK NUMEROUS [[Art]] Classes (Paint, [[Medallions of Fail|Clay]], Needlepoint, [[Chris and Camerawork|Photography]], Computer Graphics and many, many other styles); I EXCELLED in ART; my drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive, as you can see in my comics. I earned two degrees in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], and made the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]]'s List.

I was employed two times in my lifetime. Two months at a newly constructed [[Wendy's]] restaurant in my neighborhood, but got the pink slip, because the boss had a low opinion of me based on my autism and such. I did enjoy the job while I had it. One summer I was employed as a Salesman for [[Cutco]] products; the owners of the "Double-D" Edge and the Super Shears that can cut a penny to create a pig-tail. Lifetime Guarantee on sharpness. The boss left at Summer's end, and I lost that job. FYI, I was very cautious with my samples of cutary, and I do not have any intentions of harming myself or anyone else. My record is clean.

I also was a Volunteer Assistant Gym Leader at the Pokemon TCG League from [[1998]] to June, [[2008]] when the [[Michael Snyder|new store owner]] hated my spunk and kicked me out of [[The Game Place|the store]]; lifetime. I miss my Friday Nights playing and trading, conversing with my the main Gym Leader and the few peers just under my age who attended.

My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. Yet with my impuslive shoppiness (mostly controable), I end up spending my side-money after I get it.

Also, the [[Sweetheart Search]], as portrayed in the Sub-Episodes were true for the time. Until Mid-September, 2008 when I finally met, online, and started chatting and talking through mics and speakers, [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], who has earned her degree at her university in Australia for becoming a Biology Teacher. She will be moving to Virginia, USA to be employed at a school here and to be with me. We truly love each other. But I digress.

I guess I got carried away in my explination for your question. to figure out a FULL, short answer out of my life's story would take a LOT of time, but I gave you a nutshell answer, based on the adjectives my loving, caring mother shared with me.

...complicated, Mr. Miyamoto. *sigh*

I'm sure you can understand and relate better to me now.

My Life [[DVD]] I put together on my 25th Birthday covers a LOT in photographs and whatnot, but the emotions can only be truly expressed in writing, drawing and art.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

===Chris Spent All His Income on Video Games===
{{quoteboxred|I asked him how he could not save up money and he gives me this bullshit answer.}}

{{quotebox|I give my father 450 a month; I had to give him an extra 100 this month, because I needed two hundred for [[eBay|e-bay]], credit card and other bills November, and I repaid him a hundred a month, so now we're even again on that. I had to pay my mother back 40 on money I borrowed from her. I had to pay e-bay 55 from past multiple listing fees of UNSOLD ITEMS. I have to pay my Credit Card 60 in a payment. And my impulses killed 100 or so out of me in a couple of items, and I received about 800 from Social Security on the 3rd of Janurary; I do not get anymore from Social Security until the next 3rd. Simple Math; aside from the 60 I'm holding for the payment of my fully used Credit Card, I will have only 35 dollars in my bank and 10 dollars in savings.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Again, because of [[Chris and money|my impulsiveness and compulsive spending]], I am not as good at saving money as I am on my Creative Talents.

And my parents have their own Major Debts as well.

I think that should explain more than enough why I can impulsively buy games ONE AT A TIME PER MONTH...

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> I apologize for coming out in a frustrated tone, but having to repeat myself in-a-sense to full-to-the-letter, after having explained myself greatly, just makes me feel really [[Stress|irritated]].

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

===Please Give Me $800===
{{quotebox|Mr. Miyamoto, I do want a successful future in my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], the load of money to pay off my bills, save a bunch of it, and spend the rest slowly, and all the success. I have been very serious about meeting with you. I understand how finances are not the point of the discussion, but when it comes to helping me to come over there and help you, it is an issue.

Please Help Me to Help You.}}

{{quotebox|Also, please feel free to call me on my cell phone at 434-760-0848 to discuss this with quicker responses.}}

{{quoteboxred|I said that we were going to have to give this project up to someone else.}}

{{quotebox|I disagree, there is NO ONE ELSE; there is [[Liquid Chris|only ONE TRUE Original Creator]] of Sonichu and Rosechu, and I am he. Mr. Miyamoto, I WANT to be able to come and meet you in person and discuss Sonichu's Video Game Future, but if I may, let me put the question up to you. Are you interested in making more money with My Sonichu and Rosechu?

You have been busting your typing fingers in this dispute as much as I have; probably more on my half. I have as much respect for you just like the next Video Gamer, and as an Artist, Creative Person and Gamer with parents who both have been in the business world A LOT, I have as much right to Honest Friendship and Trust in the Business World as they have.

All I am asking is for you to reserve and pay the flight tickets for me and my mother, so we can come and meet with you in Washington. To you, [[Honor roll|800 dollars out of millions is like 8 dollars out of 100]].

I have created and uploaded the video onto YouTube; I have edited the Comic Pages in Photoshop as per to your requests; I have them ALL saved on my PC, uploaded them all and updated Sonichu.net to show them off, and then what happens? A Troll logs in and DELETES all the files on Sonichu.net, leaving me to have to Re-Upload and Re-Edit the HTML files as such. I have had a very busy week the past week making sound business decisions, coping and agreeing with yours, between You, Mr. Zylberstein and Takashi. And I Trusted You All as such and Worked My Body down to a last drop of energy with lack of sleep a bunch of nights, like a Conveyer Belt Worker working OVERTIME Nights, Weekends and Holidays in addidion to the Days and Days of WORK, and Not Getting Paid for it. It's happening right here and now; you are not Trusting me back; not Paying Me a Raise I deserved for HARD WORK and OVERTIME.

You have employed me and my services; Please Treat me as equally as you would your Most Loyal Employees with Trust, a Good Raise, and a Humbling, Honest "Thank You" for my Hard Work and Acceptance into your Work Force. In Other Words, and with due respect, Mr. Miyamoto, Please Trust me with the Advance Pay in the Trip TO Washington State for me and my mother.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Another way of putting it, if I may: Are you the "Mario" who Plays Fair, or the "Bowser/Koopa" who Cheats and Lies?}}

{{quotebox|I will raise the money, and my mother and I will be there. Also, and I will repeat this one more time; someone else deleted the files in my Tripod account that were of Sonichu.net; I am in the process of re-uploading and re-editing the html pages to present the Fixed Pages. I started work on the HTML Pages; the edited pages will be re-presented in a few hours.

Also, please talk to my [[Sweetheart]] and Partner on Sonichu.net, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, although currently in Australia; she is coming to Virginia very soon to be with me. She is caught-up on everything Sonichu & Rosechu, although she is NOT the original creator, but my Sweetheart and Equal Partner. Her e-mail address is pandahalo@gmail.com. I have also informed her alone of our discussion. She is [[Troll|Truly Trustworthy]].

At work again, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Yes sir. Also, if it's not too much to ask, can you snail-mail me a hand-written letter (with a hand-written translation if required) of your promise to reimburse and accomidate me, and hopefully my mother if I can afford her ticket, as a personal incentive to verify that this is all real, and to better my emotions towards raising the money for the trip, please? It would mean a lot to me.}}

{{quotebox|Okay, thank you. Also, please ask him to write a letter to my Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom Ashby at 1218 Courthouse Rd. [[Richmond]], VA 23236, introducing himself, describing his and mine business transactions in brief detail, and letting them know of my asking for their help in my trip for a more successful future for myself, Sonichu and Rosechu. I am going to let them know about this as well, and they are kind, trustworthy people. And I feel a letter from Mr. Miyamoto will help validate my case better.}}

{{quotebox|On second thought, please disregard the previous e-mail.}}

{{quotebox|I just looked up [[Pokémon|Satoshi Tajiri]] on Wikipedia; it says Satoshi was not Autistic, but Diagnosed with [[Aspergers]]. For your information, people commonly mistake the two; Autism and Aspergers to be the same, when they clearly are DIFFERENT. Autism affects while the person is young, and mainly concentrates on the Social Skills. While Aspergers affects the adults and older, and maninly concentrates on Short-Term Memory. Also, those with Autism will Less Likely develop Aspergers, compared to the Non-Autistic. It really irritates me when people say the two are similar when CLEARLY they are NOT.

I just wanted to let you know about for your information, Mr. Miyamoto. Also, I would like to extend a congratuations on him having the honor of being taken under your wing as a Mentor.}}

===Shigeru Miyamoto, a Troll?===
{{quotebox|You have JUST TROLLED THE ULTIMATE TROLLING!

Before you are DAMNED TO HELL, Enjoy the LAST Piece of Heaven you will be able to Truly Enjoy and Pleasure at!}}

{{quoteboxred|Chris might have figured out something on his own...but...}}

{{quotebox|Well, "Staff of Nintendo of Japan", how do you explain the constant ad on the bottom of every e-mail I've received from this address for http://www.mail.com? I have checked mail.com, and I've learned that "shigerumiyamoto@tokyo.com" WAS already taken.

I have Numerous [[Trolls|TROLLS]] and [[Internet]] Bullies pestering me on and on. And the TROLLS can easily register a FAKE E-mail address on mail.com, with the exception of OFFICIAL AND LEGITIMATE addresses, such as aol.com, yahoo.com and especially noa.nintendo.com.

I know that you are a TROLL posing as Mr. MIyamoto and the American/Nintendo Staff. I should have known it sooner, but I was under compulsive influences that made me believe all this was for true and real. And Besides which, My Father Realized that you were a Phony, since you constantly refused to even pay and reserve plane tickets and making up likely poor excuses for such, made up excuses to NOT talk on the telephone, and above all else, in an e-mail from "James Zylberstein", he said you favored Sonichu greatly, then in another later e-mail recieved from your address, you say you detested Sonichu, but then you do a 180 and say you do in an even later message.

I was wisely informed of this hoax by a student attending the Digipen University at Nintendo's headquarters in Redmond. He has triple-checked around NOA by asking around and the people there CLEARLY CAN TELL ALL THE MESSAGES FROM THIS ADDRESS WERE OBVIOUSLY FAKE.

Just Come Clean, Right NOW, and I won't inform a REAL Associate @noa.nintendo.com about your Trollucricious Hoax and the e-mail address with it.

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|The power of delusion is a powerful one:}}

{{quotebox|I humbly apologize; I was in error, and under a lot of stress. If I can, I will try to make the trip by the 25th.}}

{{quoteboxred|[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] came in at this point and set things straight.}}
===Chris Will Be There... Someday===
{{quotebox|Actaually, I can't make the trip, because number one; the money is an issue, and number two; I just personally feel uncomfortable leaving the safety in and around my house, within my familiar surroundings (a quirk with Autism). I am undecided now rather to believe this is the real Mr. Miyamoto or not, and I will not agree nor disagree with the facts over fiction. But if you are truly him, PLEASE, contact my Sweethart, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, at her e-mail address of pandahalo.com, and put the offer of meeting with you on the Sonichu Projects and all that with her.

I just feel so unfurled with uncomfortable butterflies of nerves going off in my chest area.

I entrust all legal matters of this with Sarah Cassandra McKenzie.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Please keep the option open ONLY for me for the LONGEST TIME POSSIBLE; it may not be the 25th of January, but I will let you know after I get all my affairs in order and planned.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|I hope that's the greeting in Tokyo; I do not mean any offense.

I just wanted to inform you that I've reuploaded the edited Comic HTML pages, and re-updated the front page of Sonichu.net with the corresponding information on the edits. I have also typed up an apology for you, Takashi and Mr. Zylberstein for the misunderstanding earlier; I was under a miscomprehension of the possibility of an impostor, and I hope you accept my most humble apologies.

I also wanted to get your consent on an idea I had for the end of my [[Sonichu 10|#10 Comic Book]]. It was planned that I will be making a public announcement of transferring the Mayorship of Cwcville to my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twin-Sister]], and I have come upon an idea just now of drawing you behind my podium, and extending a humble bow (or handshake; let me know which) of gratitude for your attendance and our future business together. I would draw you based on a photo image I've found on Wikipedia. And if you like, I can also draw in Satoshi Tajiri; your close Pokemon Friend, and Naoto Oshima; the artist behind Sonic the Hedgehog (although their photographs are not currently found on Wikipedia) upon their mutual consent in addition to yours. Anyway, at the end of the speech, I will draw you calling up a Warp Pipe "To Tokyo", sharing a "Syonara" then jumping through it. And if Satoshi and Naoto are there; a Pikachu balloon can pick Satoshi up, and Naoto can jump through a "Special Stage" Ring.

The Bow or Handshake between you and me will be a great honor and a humbling privlidge to draw with your consent.

If I can make the meeting on the 25th, I will let you know; if not, then I will let you at least a week in advance of a possible future meeting date.

I feel better that we can continue the business without the tension from the past suspicion, as well as a total security of knowledge to help me better make my plans and keep my compulsiveness down and allow me to be at peace and calmness.

Have a pleasant day, Miyamoto San. Syonara, 
Christian Weston Chandler. :-)}}

{{quoteboxred|Before I actually posed as Miyamoto, Jay Z and Takashi already said Miyamoto wanted certain changes to the comic.}}

{{quotebox|I understand. Domo arigato. :)}}
===Why Not Send Someone to Virginia?===
{{quotebox|Raising funds will be a task, but after the confusion and chaos among the one Troll who hinted me to the mail.com, leading to the misconception and such, my mother and father are in big disbelief. I, myself, honestly BELIEVE you are the real man after having received the e-mail from the automatic system of @noa.nintendo.com verifying your e-mail address, yet even my mother still isn't convinced.

I've just had a thought, if I may suggest, I understand advance airfare money is out of the question, but how about sending a True Employee or Head-type figure from Nintendo of America, as a representative, over to my house? (S)he can prove her/himself with her/his proper identifications and papers verifying her/his employment and status at N.O.A. to me and my parents (maybe come in one of those Nintendo Beetles). (S)he can talk to my mother and father and confirm the business discussions between you and me over the e-mails were [[True and Honest|True and Legit]], and that you are the real Miyamoto San. Also, because my mother is hesitant on me traveling alone to another state or country, I can ride/fly back with the N.O.A. Representative and make my meeting with you as early as the 25th of January after all. It would also be easier on me and my family's wallets; less bit of stress. :)

I'll leave that suggestion humbly up to you, and hopefully that can lead to a mutual agreement between us and my family.

Domo arigato, Miyamoto San, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|I meant to send a representative FROM Redmond, WA to my house in Virginia, via airplane or Nintendo Beetle; she/he can meet my family, explain the business was Real and legit with her/his credentials, then ride/fly back to Redmond with her/him.}}

{{quotebox|I need to inform my lawer of the planned business meeting before further discussion. So I wish to ask for a hard copy, hand-written proposal of our meeting in full detail snail-mailed to me swiftly. Domo arigato, Miyamoto San.}}

==15 January, 2009: That Damn ED Page==
===Encyclopedia Dramatica According to Chris===
{{quoteboxred|I said I did a Google search for CWC and got the ED page. I also said that Jay Z quit.}}

{{quotebox|Yes I can explain that. That webpage is a PAGE FULL OF LIES and SLANDERS fabricated by the Trolls/Internet Bullies who created it just to irritate and spite me. For [[God]] knows how long, I've protested AGAINST it, but that only added logs to the fire. So I've been ignoring it for months. I have NEVER condoned that webpage; Please Do NOT put that page against me. Also, I have not had a [[MySpace]] or [[Facebook]] Page for Months, since those same Trolls Hacked into both of those accounts and twisted them to their evil deceptions. I have managed to recover and delete both the MySpace and Facebook accounts.

The webpage that BEST describe me is the "About the Author" page on Sonichu.net. Also my real-life Gal-Pals and past Friends, my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]'s Congregation, the [[Sonichu Girls]] (True, Loyal Female [[Fans]]) on Sonichu Girls - Message Board - Yuku, my Family, and my DVD that I have created on my 25th [[Birthday]] and shared with my closest friends and family can all BEST describe me for who I am. After I get Mr. Miyamoto's Letter, I can burn a copy of my DVD titled, "Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V. :)" and send it to him at my own expense with honor.

Also, I have heard that Mr. Zylberstein quit from Takashi previously. But that's your lawer. I would still need a hard, hand-written document detailing the business between me and Mr. Miyamoto and our future meeting for my lawer.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}
===Chris's Rap Sheet===
{{quotebox|-Disorderly Conduct and Trespass; basically what happened in [[Sonichu 4|my Comic's Sub Episodes 7 and 8]] in real life; I resumed my Sweetheart Search on about June 23, [[2005]] ONE TIME at the newly-opened [[Target]] store in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia. The [[Jerkhief|manager]] and his accomplice felt uncomfortable of my presence there and called the cops on me. I resisted handcuffing and tried to get away, and I screamed for my life while they tortured me. IN COURT, I was Found Innocent, and the charges were dropped.

-Foll Too Close; an [[Son-Chu|automobile]] accident. I got a bit sidetracked in my mind with a complex thought while driving, and I failed to see the stopped vehicle in front of me then. I paid the fine, and I'm still paying my father back for the repair on my car.

Actually, I am in the process of finding an attorney to represent me within my congregation, with the aid of my trusted Pastoral Counselor, Rocky Shoemaker and her family, as well as my Pastor, Reverend Elizabeth Foss, of the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. If you wish to talk to someone who is capable of representing me before I find an attorney, you may try Reverend Elizabeth at at elizabethfoss22@earthlink.net; I am entrusting her e-mail address to you with Confidentiality.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|I wanted to ask about all his court cases.}}
===Miyamoto Should Call the FBI===
{{quotebox|Unfortunately, I never had webmaster-status administrative control over that heinous webpage, but as long as those Trolls do not get much new info that can be easily twisted and misunderstood and as long as fewer people visit the page, it will eventually be fully deleted. I prefer to be the bigger man and just move on and let that be just muddy water under the bridge.}}

{{quotebox|I understand you completely, and I have personally tried Numerous times again and again in the past to Delete everything on that page. Unfortunately, the website of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is Wikipedia-Based; Full Deletion of a WHOLE PAGE can be Quickly Undone behind my back, then I would be [[banned]] from logging in again to try again, or create a NEW account to try another FULL Denouncing of that page; BANNED AGAIN. Until eventually, the administrator behind the Website of Encyclopedia Dramatica BLOCKED my IP ADDRESS FOREVER from EVER LOGGING IN, much less DELETING THE PAGE.

If you want that page deleted for good much quickly, you may try talking to the administration behind that one page of that website. Your best weapon against them is your Money and Power of authority. You could call in the [[Jerkops|F.B.I.'s Internet Tracking Squadron]] to track down the creator of that page, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] of Tennessee, or any administrative person of Encyclopedia Dramatica to Force the Page, even the whole website, down for good.

I wish I had the authoritive power you posess, Miyamoto San, so I could have done that at a movement of my finger back then.

I know only soo much about the internet; I do not claim myself to be an Internet or HTML God-Like figure.

Should you try to force the Denouncing of the E.D. Page out of the whole E.D. website, Miyamoto San, I wish you God Speed and the Greatest of Victory.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}
===Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT===
{{quotebox|but I have created and uploaded a [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|video]] onto YouTube of me Denouncing the Encyclopedia Dramatica "Chris Chan" webpage, as well as the whole Encyclopedia Dramatica website, of ever being of use against my personality and person in the Legal Courts of Law.}}

{{quotebox|-The pictures on that page were all fabricated in a photoshop program. 
-I am a Chrisitan, Baptized in my Methodist Church Mother's Day of 2008 [''sic''], and importantly I am Truly STILL a [[Virgin]]. Rest-Assured I am [[Homos|Straight]], and I would ONLY have any sexual intercourse with my Adult Sweetheart, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. I have NEVER DONE, and I NEVER HAVE ANY INTENTION of doing that with any children, I Promise you that, just as I have Promised that in the name of God and my Lord and Savior. 
-The Audio was taken from BEHIND MY BACK while I was Talking to Sarah McK over Skype by a Troll who was successful in hacking into my computer at that time.
-[[lie|I have NEVER Sexually Harassed]] [[Megan Schroeder]]. I have RESPECTED HER SPACE during the times I was with and around her during my Friday Nights at the Pokemon TCG League. I did previously have an infatuation over Megan during that time; she was OVER 18 Years of Age FROM Since I first met her at a [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] Tournament. I have never touched her inapproprately at any time. 
-TRUE, I have ordered [[sex toys]] and Straight Pornography from adameve.com, and I am NOT ashamed of it; I take all those Videos I have watched as EDUCATIONAL towards when I will be having my First and Future Intercourses with my adult Sweetheart, Sarah, after we've had plenty of in-person time together. As for the dildos, I HAVE ONLY RECEIVED those as BONUS GIFTS from adameve.com, and I have NEVER used any of them on myself as such. 
-I drew the Adult Images ONLY after I have first found the E.D. Page, and I DREW THOSE in PROTEST against the page, as the Slanderous Trolls dared to drawn dicks on my Pure Female Characters. I take that as Disrespect, not only against myself and my Rosechu characters, but [[Women's rights|Disrespect to Womankind]]. I am a Gentleman who Feels for the Woman population, and it offends me greatly as I empathically fell for every woman who has been insulted equally in the sense or greater. The women on the Sonichu Girls Forum page all Mutually Understand my Peaceful Protest against the E.D. Page and the slanderous dicked drawings. It's ONE THING to make a sexual mockery against me individually, but to go beyond that to put down the Female Population is JUST WRONG. I and my Supporting Sonichu Girl Fanbase are Unaminous in the Peaceful Protest.

I am capable of proving myself as such in my True from my Heart, Honest Statements I have just typed up for you in person or on recorded video if need be.

Thank you for asking me about that, and understanding me as an individual human being.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Hopefully you can tell what parts of the ED page I wanted him to debunk himself. Photoshop, my ass.}}

{{quotebox|My family and I have eveidence to prove the slanderous site false, should it be required. Anyway, that's good news; I pray to god it gets destroyed for good.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|I can do that; I shall work on that this weekend.}}

==16 January 2009 to 19 January 2009: Chris Gets Hacked==
===16 January 2009: Sonichu.info===
{{quotebox|The Hacker, [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|Jason Kendrick Howell]] of Montgomery, Tennessee; the original creator of the slanderous E.D. Page, has [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|hacked into my Tripod Account AGAIN]]. I am currently in the password recovery process again, but I will soon close that account as soon as I retain it. So, just to Update, it will NO LONGER be Sonichu.net, but [[Sonichu.info]]. So, please update your bookmarks, paperwork, etc of that.

This just shakes me with a huge amount of [[stress]], but I deeply appreciate your patience and support, Miyamoto San.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler}}

{{quoteboxred|[[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays]]! [[CWC Update 8 January 2009|GREGG MAYS!]] With three Gs in the Gregg.}}
===17 January 2009: Christian Weston Chandler, a Troll?===
{{quotebox|What is up with that, I do not understand.

If you are trying to get to the REAL Trolls, this bullet misfired. I appreciate the gesture to act against them. I will forward an e-mail I got from the Troll who did hack into my Tripod account, so you can send the threat to him for real. No one has hacked into my AOL account yet, as far as I know.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler}}

{{quoteboxred|I told him that he was a troll and to stop contacting me. I figured that at this point, he was not going.}}

{{quotebox|Miyamoto San, IT IS the REAL Christian Weston Chandler. I can prove it by uploading [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|another video]] onto YouTube, verifying my e-mail address and addressing the video to you.}}

{{quotebox|Miyamoto San, I can prove right now that I am the True Christian Weston Chandler of 14 Branchland Ct. in Ruckersville, Virginia, born on the 24th of February, [[1982]]. Please see the attached Scan of my Drivers License; I have blacked out the Customer Number in my PC's Paint program to protect my identity, but you can tell it is REAL by finding the hints of the Virginia name and State Shape on my Drivers License.}}
===18 January 2009: I Am Gay.===
{{quotebox|I just wanted to let you know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, have come out of the closet. I am [[gay]]. I've been ashamed to admit it for so long, but I don't think I need to hide it from y'all.

I hope you understand and support me for the path I've chosen in life. And if anyone is offended by what I've decided, please forgive me. I am sorry, but I cannot live a lie any longer. I have never been straight. I am gay, and always have been.

Yours truly, 
Christian Weston Chandler}}

{{quoteboxred|When his e-mail was hacked, yet again.}}
===19 January 2009: Ignore that Last E-Mail!===
{{quotebox|A Troll, Clyde Cash, who posed as Jason Kendrick Howell and Gregg Mays, hacked into my AOL account Sunday, Jaunary 18, 2009, and spammed FALSE e-mails to everyone in my contact list. And to [[CWC Update 18 January 2009|re-affirm]], I, Christian Weston Chandler, am True and Straight.

I closed my AOL account that afternoon from my father's Master AOL account, then later restored it this afternoon on the 19th.

I sincerely apologize for his hacking and you receiving the Slanderous Lie. Also, I hope you saw the [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|video]] on YouTube that I have addressed to you, Miyamoto San, and I hope you get the letter I sent to you via snail-mail with the enclosed sample of my True Sonichu & Rosechu drawing, fresh from my hand, as well as a photocopy of my Driver's License. The Envelope it is in has marker-colored Colors, and colored-in Sonichu's Face (again hand-drawn).

Please accept that and the YouTube Video as the Validity of my identity as Christian Weston Chandler and as True Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of Cwcville. Please reply via snail-mail swiftly soon after you read this e-mail or after you receive my hand-written letter.

Syonara and Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}
==21 January 2009 to 25 January 2009: Chris Is Really Going to Redmond, Honest==
{{quotebox|No worries, Miyamoto San, I will be there soon enough, as I would have checked in with one of your Associates at N.O.A. on a Rush Flight.}}

{{quoteboxred|I asked him how he would get there.}}

{{quotebox|I have the [[Sonichu Chronicles|Powerpoint Presentation]] and CADD Sample ready for you, and they will be with me upon my arrival.}}

{{quotebox|But I will most definitely be there live and well, with my powerpoint presentation and all with me in an envelope. And like I said before, I will have been accepted by an associate of Nintenod of America.

I'll see you there Live, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}
==27 January 2009: The Truth Comes Out==
===From Chris to a [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] poster===
{{quotebox|27 [[January 2009]]
----

I have NOT been lying; Mr. Miyamoto was in D.C. for the meeting this past weekend. I have just uploaded the [[CWC Update 26 January 2009|video]] to YouTube with the update from the meeting.

Peace, 
Christian C.}}
===Miyamoto Demands an Explanation===
{{quotebox|Oh, you didn't understand me? Okay, I'll give it to you straight. In the end, I HAD NO FINANCIAL, FAMILY or CHURCH SUPPORT for the Trip To Redmond, so Tuesday, Janurary 20, 2009, I had created the Powerpoint Presentation for Mr. Miyamoto, and copied it to a CD-R with a copy of the CADD files for my [[CWCville Mall|Cwcville Shopping Mall]]. Then with my [[PSEye]], I recorded, "LIVE" from my Bedroom, my own Personal Message for Mr. Miyamoto, along with a reading of my Powerpoint Presentation. I copied it to a DVD-R. I stored the two Discs in individual Slim CD Cases, tucked them into an envelope Addressed to Mr. Miyamoto c/o Nintendo of America, and Shipped it to N.O.A. the Very Next Day on the 21st, USPS with a Confirmation number of 04797496957005064882. The Delivery of the Discs was made successful on the 23rd.

So, to put it another way, I worked my way AROUND the possible Trolls by Litteraly "Sending Myself" to Mr. Miyamoto via Snail-Mail.

And, considering you sent your message only ONE HOUR AGO from about my 8:30 PM, EST, talking about the meeting's cancelation, yet NOTHING about the DVD and CD I sent to Mr. Miyamoto, it leads me to believe that I may HAVE BEEN talking to a Troll after all. Unless, Mr. Miyamoto, HIMSELF, can prove me wrong by Snail-Mailing me a Hand-Written Verification letter that he received the package, and what he enjoyed most about the content, in his humble opinion.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.

P.S. 
Thank you for a Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet. :)}}

{{quoteboxred|Yeah, read what he sent me. How the FUCK was I supposed to interpret his retarded messages as sending a package to Miyamoto?}}

{{quotebox|Now, That is a Premature thing to say. The Discs were VERY UNLIKELY to be lost, since the Envelope was BIG, it had a BIG PRINTED USPS Stamp on it, and it had my hand-drawn Sonichu Face on it, with a speech balloon saying, "Please Rush To Miyamoto-San Upon Receipt."

I did NOT say that I lost complete faith in this address being that of the REAL Shigeru Miyamoto; I am only exercising caution to one possibility, since the chaos and confusion from multiple messages from real Trolls, as well as legitimate e-mails.

All is NOT LOST; Never Say Die to the Project!

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|To Mr. Shigeru Miyamoto.

I humbly apologize for missing the meeting. I thought sending the Powerpoint Presentation, CADD sample and myself on DVD would compensate, but apparently not. Had I known it would have become null and void, I would have kept them for myself.

Like I had stated previously, I was Unable to afford to make the travel fares. Also, due to the chaos and confusion from the Mix of Legitimate e-mails and Trolls/Internet Bullies/Impostor e-mails, I had a lack of faith in me actually talking to the True Shigeru Miyamoto from my FAMILY, my Local FRIENDS, my CHURCH CONGREGATION and my Attorney. Have I had THEIR Financial and EMOTIONAL Support, I would have been more likely to make the trip.

To gain their Neccessary and Required Support, I would Require a Hand-Written Document of our business together, as well as any other associated documents, Snail-Mailed to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545 USA.

I have also deleted the video on YouTube, upon the request.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, being of sound mind and body, still humbly and sincerely with to work with you, Mr. Miyamoto, and reschedule the meeting to when I can get the Financial and Emotional Support from my Family, Friends, Congregation, Attorney and you. AFTER I have received the hand-written Documents of our Business together that I may present unto them all to gain their Financial and Emotional Support, and then soon have the money to make the trip to Redmond or even Japan, I will have my attorney get in touch with you to make the appointment for the meeting for the future of the Sonichu Alpha Project.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Reggie stepped in again and claimed the packages were lost.}}
===From Chris to a [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] poster===
{{quotebox|27 January 2009
----

I did not go to Redmond. I had NO Financial or Emotional Support from my family, local friends, my church's congregation, nor my attorney; they DID NOT BELIEVE that I was talking to the TRUE Shigeru Miyamoto; they refused to help me, because they cared about me. And I could NOT afford the Trip TO Redmond Alone at this time.

It's for the better anyway; consider how WIDE the scheduled appointment was spread throughout the internet, I was able to have a peaceful weekend, with the Trolls in some other world. I've already Informed Sarah about this, but I created a CD-R with my Sonichu Powerpoint Presentation and CADD Files for the Cwcville Shopping Mall, and a DVD with a LIVE reading of the Powerpoint and personal words, and shipped them to Mr. Miyamoto c/o N.O.A. So, basically, IRL in my person, I've been having a peaceful weekend, FREE from Troll and Internet worries. I had it shipped with Delivery Confirmation, so I KNOW it was delivered successfully on the 23rd.

Unfortunately, while I was hoping that would compensate for my being unable to make the trip, I had learned from N.O.A.'s auto-sender that they do not accept business materials via snail-mail, so the discs were discarded.

I have apologized to N.O.A. and Mr. Miyamoto, and asked him to send me a Hand-Written Document of the business between him and me via snail-mail, for me to present to my family, friends and attorney, so I could make the trip for real in the near future. My attorney would make the appointment.

There was chaos and confusion from the mix of Legitimate e-mails and Troll/Bully/Impostor e-mails, I had to play it safe.

I feel bad about this situation as well, because to Cover for my Family and Local Friends' Care and Concern for my safety and being, considering the possibility of an Impostor who could harm me if I made the trip at this time, I had to Half-Truth around. :(

Peace, 
Christian C.}}

==28 January 2009 to 30 January 2009: Reggie Steps In.==

{{quotebox|I am NOT lazy, Mr. Miyamoto. And I am Terribly Sorry for angering you; I meant no harm. Please, Mr. Miyamoto, do not cancel everything. I come from a mother and father who were of Great Business Practices, and yet I lack a bunch of experiences that they had that I require.

You are right, I was not an employee, but please understand, I was using words that my mother has told me to. Personally, I would have Never use such harsh words. But I abided with her suggestions, because I care for and love her very much; my father as well, I care for and respect him. And just like my family, I have Deepest Respect for you, Mr. Miyamoto. So, in a sense, we're acting like family, you and I. And as such, I have given Greatest Effort to perform to your wishes, I have given Greatest Effort to raise the money for the money locally, but I could not find Local Emotional and Financial Support even from my own Mother and Father, my Church's Congregation and my attorney.

I have Worked VERY HARD on that Powerpoint Presentation, and Worked Very Hard when I drew up the CADD Plans for Cwcville Shopping Mall. I did a hefty amount of thinking in that video and sending all that to Redmon, yet to see that work fall into a discarded abyss. I have WORKED MY HARDEST against the Internet Trolls/Bullies/Impostors who have spited me, hacked into my internet accounts, DELETED my Sonichu Site, and I DID MY BEST in recovering those accounts, and I plan on switching to another Website Hosting Website before I reupload My True Sonichu & Rosechu Site, yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com (which was previously taken before I was able to acquire sonichu.net).

I have WORKED My Mind, My Body, and My Soul VERY HARD in ALL MY WORKS, and I am not Lazy.

Please, Mr. Miyamoto, grant me another chance to make up for my past mistakes from my hard work. I Promise you, that I, Christian Weston Chandler, can and will do a LOT Better than before, and be more capable of meeting with you in the near future.

The only thing I ask at this time is all our business details Written/Printed on Paper and snail-mailed to my home address. And you may have a English-Speaking Nintendo Associate call my father at my home at 434-990-0198, to better convince my family to grant the Emotional Support I Required for making the trip.

Shigeru Miyamoto San, Please help me by granting me another chance, snail-mailing me the documents, calling my father, and above all else, be a family-like friend to me. :)

Peace to you and yours, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Again, I tried to put an end to this by canceling the project and handing it over to [[Clyde Cash]].}}

{{quotebox|I had to create a gmail address to send the files from; the Valid Address with the Powerpoint and CADD files is chriswchansonichu@gmail.com.

Also, Reggie Fils-Aime has sent me an e-mail (shocking, granted, but I had that coming to me; I accept it). Comically in comparison, it was a real-life version of Animal Crossing's Mr. Resetti.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Here's the Powerpoint Presentation.}}

{{quotebox|That is a bunch of baloney; Reggie is discriminating against me, due to my autism, current emotions and lifestyle. Also, since when does Japan take orders from America? I mean, did Reggie tell you, in his own words that he told me, why?

I will not stand for this.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|[[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reggie]] continued the conversation from here.}}

{{quotebox|You, sir, are mistaken; I have NOT BEEN LYING TO YOU. Granted, my assumption of being able to make the trip was exaggerated, but my ambitions for the Project are Positive and True. The Encyclopedia Dramatica website is ONLY Slanderous and False!

As for the [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|video]], I will delete it, ONLY after you and Mr. Reggie Fils-Aime come to Virginia Personally and meet my mother and father for a pleasant discussion. Please Reply VIA SNAIL-MAIL.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

==Related videos==
*[[CWC AC: City Folk Update]] Chris announces the Animal Crossing promotion that started it all.
*[[CWC Update 8 January 2009]] Gregg Mays compromises Sonichu.net and Chris voices his disapproval.
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]] Chris denounces the "Chris-Chan" article on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009]] Chris announces the hacking of Sonichu.net and the creation of Sonichu.info.
*[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] Chris attempts to reassure Miyamoto that he is the real Chris and not a troll impostor.
*[[CWC Update 18 January 2009]] Chris addresses the incident where trolls hacked his e-mail and sent messages in his name announcing his homosexuality.
*[[CWC Update 26 January 2009]] Chris claims to have attended his 25 January meeting with Miyamoto in Redmond, WA.
*[[CWC Update 30 January 2009]] Chris admits he never went to Redmond, but berates Reggie Fils-Aime for canceling the Sonichu Alpha Project.
*[[CWC Update 31 January 2009]] Chris retracts the above video and pleads with Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aime to reinstate the Sonichu Alpha Project and give him another chance to travel to Redmond.
*[[CWC Update 10 February 2009]] Chris receives a letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America, finally convincing him that he was never in communication with the real Miyamoto to begin with.

==Related documents==
*[[CWCville Shopping Center]] - Chris sent CADD files of the Mall to Miyamoto along with the PowerPoint file.
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]] - Correspondence between Chris and Clyde Cash posing as a Nintendo employee assigned to redesign his website. This took place concurrently with the Miyamoto correspondence.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - An Excel Spreadsheet Chris sent to Miyamoto on 11 January 2009 to convince him of his loyalty to Nintendo.
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] - The PowerPoint presentation Chris sent to Redmond, WA in lieu of actually traveling there.

==See also==
*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[Jay Z]], a.k.a. James Zylberstein - Attorney for Nintendo
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - President of Nintendo of America
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Video game designer of Nintendo
*[[Takashi Tezuka]] - General producer for ''Animal Crossing: City Folk''

==External links==
* <s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?jutthjydykt Donwload the Miyamoto Saga e-mails]</s> (link dead as of March 2015)

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Chris's TRUE and HONEST Animal Crossing box art.

[[Category: Hand drawn originals]]

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Dedication to Ivy as seen in the Music Video.

CWC's Cool Profile

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'''CWC's Cool Profile''' is a now-defunct [[wikipedia:AOL Hometown|AOL Hometown]] webpage apparently devoted to advertising [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]], and the first source of his [[Love Quest#Promotional Images|"sexy" picture series]]. He provided links to his other Love Quest efforts, [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] and his [[Match.com]] profile. The webpage was established in May 2005 and died in October 2008 when AOL Hometown shut down.

==Content==
[[File:Gift basket.jpg|right|thumb|An image of a [[Love Quest#Fuck Side Quest Completed|gift basket]] Chris used for this profile.]]
===CWC's Basic Facts===
I am 23-years old, Located in Ruckersville, VA, USA, white, [[Obesity|average body type]], 5'10" tall, and I am a Pisces. I have Slapstick humor; ask me about my favorite "[[I Love Lucy]]" episode. [[Random-access humor|Goofy]]; I find cartoons funny, especially the classic "Ren & Stimpy" episodes. [[Autism|Clever]]; I come up with some [[Recycling|good ideas]] often,Sonichu is my favorite brainchild. [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|Friendly]]; I am young at heart, and I get along well with [[Gal pal|pretty girls of whom I am acquainted with]].

===CWC's Hobbies & Interests===
I like to hang out at the Fashion Square mall, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch, on Saturday afternoons, and just browse on random weekdays. I like to draw, ask me about my [[Scrapbook of Fail|Sonichu Book]] (not a real book, it's a journal of Sonichu Drawings, stories, etc...). I listen to [[Guitar Hero|music]]. I play video games, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon and Animal Crossing mostly. I play the Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh trading card games, construct with lego pieces and I work on my Sonichu Site.

===Who I'd like to meet.===
I would prefer to meet girls in person, [[PandaHalo|not]] [[Julie|over]] [[Ivy|the]] [[Kacey|internet]], but please feel free to E-Mail any comments or Qs to me. You can find me at the mall, of course, and for other places I go to, check my [[Match.com]] profile, "SonichuCWC." I would appreciate the company of a pretty girl to [[Sex|converse with]]. In a nutshell, my girl should be: 18-22-years old, lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area(s), has a happy, positive personality, [[Chris and money|average income]], [[Chris and reality|very pretty, average/slender body type]], and, needless to say, [[Boyfriend-free girl|Does not already have a BOYFRIEND]].

==External links==
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20071223012912/http://hometown.aol.com/cwcsonichu/myhomepage/profile.html The latest version of the site on the Wayback Machine]

{{The Internet}}

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[[Category:Chris's websites]]

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In [[January 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] pretended to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] (unbeknown to Chris) and was in talks with Chris to produce a [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu]] video game. In most of the e-mails, the information provided was never asked for by Miyamoto and one can only wonder how the real Miyamoto would feel with a young man rambling about how he's a [[virgin with rage]] or about [[trolls]] who slander him online.

''Note: Comments in red are by Clyde regarding his responses and motives, since the emails he sent Chris were lost.''

==5 January 2009 to 10 January 2009: Chris is Invited to Redmond==
{{quoteboxred|Playing off [[Jay Z]] and [[Takashi Tezuka]], I decided to impersonate [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] with the sole goal of trying to get Chris to Redmond, Washington so he could get rejected by Nintendo themselves.}}

{{quotebox|Mr. Miyamoto, I am honored and humbled that you wish to see me in person. I'm afraid that my family and I are not as financially well-off as possibly assumed. If you wish me to come to [[Redmond]], and I have dreamed of traveling to the [[Nintendo|NOA]] company in my lifetime, I must ask for [[Chris and money|compensation]] of Round-Trip Airfare, and other required neccesities for [[car|automobile]] travel from the airport to NOA, and anything else pertaining therein.

Thank you for your support.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Please check for the nearest airport for my Point "A" from my home address of,

[[14 Branchland Court|14 Branchland Ct.]] [[Ruckersville, VA]] 22968-9545

I recommend the airport on Airport Road; I do not remember the airport's name. My Home address can be looked up on mapquest.com.}}

{{quotebox|Alright, I'm going to check with my family who I live with to see if we can afford the airfare before reimbursement. I am 26 years old, and capable of making my own decisions, yet I'm currently dependent from my family's and my [[monthly tugboat|Social Security]] (for my [[High-Functioning Autism]]) income.

It would be appreciated if y'all can book the flight for me, because I'm unsure about my family's current financial status, and my social's being saved for my own bills.

I did look up the round-trip on delta.com; 771 dollars rounded-up is most likely MORE than my family can afford (after their own bills and personal neccessities).

Peace, 
Christian W. Chandler.}}

==11 January 2009: Chris and Barbara Want to Reschedule==
===There is BAD Weather===
{{quotebox|I've just checked with my mother; she has informed me that there is BAD weather in Washington State (where Seattle is), so can we rethink and schedule the meeting there for later in the week? Any day is good with me; other than the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] updates and fixin's, I have not much else goin' for me locally. Also, I have [[religion|church]] this morning (my Sunday, Jan 11, 2009, and right now it's 12:53 AM (luckily my [[biological clock]] is messed up, yet recovering for us to communicate this quickly).}}

{{quotebox|I'll be there.}}

{{quotebox|Mr. Miyamoto, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] has given the issue much, much thought, and she feels that she should come with me to be my escort. Personally, I also would feel better and safer with her around. I'm sure you can understand, since upon my understanding based on your past story ideas with [[Pokemon]] at least, and Ash with his mother in [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The Movie 2000|the 2nd]] and [[Wikipedia:Pokémon 3: The Movie|3rd movies]]; my mother and I felt the sense of those who worked on them had deep affections for their mothers as well; we were deeply moved.

So I'm asking if you would vouch for her tickets as well.

Peace, 
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|At this point, I told him it was company policy that we'll reimburse him. He seemed eager to go with the "I'll be there." reply. Yeah. No.}}

{{quotebox|[[Bob Chandler|My father]], who has traveled with General Electric, says that Nintendo should pay for mine and my mother's tickets in advance, then my mother and I can pick them up at the airport.

Please let me know swiftly if it's possible.}}

{{quotebox|Due to our financial situation, and my father being a penny-pincher, we need you to advance the tickets to me and my mother, please.}}

{{quotebox|After talking to my parents, they have decided that we need you to postpone this meeting to a later date in order to allow all plans of preperations and money transactions to be handled in an orderly fashion. Thank you for your consideration and interest. I still am looking forward to meeting Mr. Miyamoto.}}
===A Word from Snorlax===
{{quoteboxred|I can't believe Barbara fell for this.}}

{{quotebox|We apologize for any inconvenience. A "rush" request of this nature jams the thinking process and does not allow time for working out all details to travel from coast to coast and does not allow for necessary financial arrangements.

We thank you for this opportunity and hopefully can come to the best solutions for all involved in this venture.

Also, we have to consider the weather conditions across the United States.

We suggest your Company make the necessary travel arrangements and a [[Clyde|cash]] advance to Christian Chandler, our son, and plan a date two (2) weeks hence.

Robert and Barbara (writer) have both had experience in big business with General Electric Company and Reynolds Metals Company (both International Sales and Mining of raw materials for manufacturing purposes in other countries. We understand the Research and Development as well as the Marketing and Selling of goods.

Of historic value to the computer world, Robert was in on the research and development from the beginning, and without his knowledge, NES might not have arrived so soon. His accomplishments include seven (7) patents and others outstanding with General Electric Company. He designed the controls for the Plastic Molding Machines.

We look forward to joining with you in this venture.

Yours truly,

Barbara Weston Chandler, Mother 
Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., Father}}

===Chris's Inspiration===
{{quoteboxred|I settled on a new date and then he comes up with this bullshit on "game ideas".}}

{{quotebox|January 25th will be great, and hopefully between me and my family, we can settle the matters pertaining to this historic meeting. Also, Please inform Mr. Miyamoto, but I have just awoken Inspired Sonichu-Wise; I have figured out the Opening Title Movie for Sonichu's Adventure, the Prequel Comic for the possible Pokemon Lightning Version, and the monitary-type collectibles in Sonichu's Adventure; NOT RINGS, but C-Quarters (the main money) and W-Quarters (equals 10 C-Quarters). I have the images in my head, and I will draw them up and update my Sonichu's Adventure growing Game Stories/Unlockables/Details MSWord File accordingly.

Also, the C and W-Quarters were inspired from a combination of rings and coins, as well as the use of my initials, "C.W.C." of "Christian Weston Chandler."

I hope Mr. Miyamoto accepts my family's apology humbily, as well as my own personal apology, and I seriously felt bad having to turn down this meeting and postpone to the 25th of January, but all things considered, it's for the better, since I was able to get my sleep and DREAM up the Opening Movie, leading to the creation of the Lightning Version Prequel Comic then the C and W-Quarters. Plus, this will allow me time to get back to re-uploading the pages of Sonichu.net and associated websites under it, then updating it as such, with advertisements for Sonichu & Rosechu in [[Animal Crossing]] City Folk and the introduction of the C and W-Quarters for the Sonichu Series.

But I digress. I see Mr. Miyamoto as a humble gentleman, even though he may be stressed by business, from his past creations and stories, as I have shared with him my love and care for my mother, like he has for his I'm certain. He himself said that it is humbling and grand that I bring my mother with me on the trip.

I gtg draw up the Quarters on paper, updating the Sonichu's Adventure Stories ideas page, then fixing Sonichu.net.

Peace to you all and Mr. Miyamoto, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|He figures sending a [[Chris's games|list of games]] will impress me. He also thought it was a good idea to list your competitor's games as well.}}

{{quotebox|I've just updated my mother on your latest message, and we simply CAN NOT AFFORD the trip to Seattle; not enough money, and we do not want new credit. WE NEED THE ADVANCE.

Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of [[America]]n Dollars and Cents in Nintendo [[Video games|Video Games]] and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My [[Chris's games|List of Video Games]] I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. SURLY you can spot back about just under 800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance. You can even ship a check Express via Snail-Mail with the most secure Delivery and Signature Confirmation to our home address at

Christian Weston Chandler 
14 Branchland Ct. 
Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545

I'm certain Mr. Miyamoto wants to meet up with me and discuss the future of Sonichu and the Sonichu Alpha Project, as much as I'd be humbled and honored to meet with him and discuss the matter; PROBABLY MORE FOR HIM, becuase I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, the other associated characters and the city of [[Cwcville]] around them all.

The only sensible solution is either advance me and my mother the money, or have Mr. Miyamoto fly to my house and meet with me on the 25th of January, 2007 [''sic'']. I am assuming that you and Mr. Miyamoto will wish to go with Plan "A", as I can understand his busy schedule.

If you wish me to prove myself, I can and am willing to create a [[YouTube]] Video showing off my Game Systems and Video Game Collection, and I have already confirmed my identity from the ACCityFolk, <nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETRvXXTX6HU,</nowiki> Video I've uploaded onto YouTube during the past week. And between Takashi of ACCityFolk and Mr. Miyamoto, they feel secure of my idenity and that they are dealing with the true Christian Weston Chandler; me.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Hopefully we can resolve the monetary advance peacefully, legally and all that sort.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

==11 January 2009 to 15 January 2009: Chris Can't Afford to Fly to Redmond==
===Chris Won't Sell His Crap===
{{quoteboxred|I think you have the gist of what I sent. God, he still won't sell his things. This is just a repeat from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] where he wouldn't sell his shit.}}

{{quotebox|You're not asking me to pawn off my games and systems are you? Because that is preposterous; I have VAST HISTORY within those Digital Gaming Walls, and to sell them off as such would be a sheer mockery and I would just feel most saddened and uncomfortable with that.

You all can surly afford to Reserve the Plane Tickets at my local Airport for me and my mother to pick up, so we can fly to Redmond and meet with Mr. Miyamoto. You can even check with Mr. Miyamoto himself for his approval and which airport to book the flight TO Redmond from, then let me know the where and time of the flight where our tickets are reserved at. And quickly as you can say "[[Mary Poppins|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious]]", my mother and I would be there at least an hour before the flight leaves, pick up the tickets and be seated to FLY.}}
===Chris Tells His Life Story===
{{quoteboxred|I said something like how a creative man like yourself should have a job.}}

{{quotebox|Actually, Mr. Miyamoto, I am not currently employed; I've been getting money from the Social Security due to my High-Functional [[Autism]]. If you would like information on autism, there is some on autism.org, or you may try [[wikipedia]].}}

{{quotebox|Wow, that's very interesting; the creator of [[Pokemon]] has autism; I applaud him and his success very much.

And, Wow. That's a tough question within the first 30 seconds to a minute. In short, I am a bit impulsive, compessive, and even when I TRY to save for the future, it ends up getting spent on my bills; my father makes me pay rent to help with their bills as well.

I have overcome a LOT of obstacles myself. Although I've had special education during the young years of my life, I was mainstreamed the Majority of my life. I have had a LOT of [[Gal-Pals]] in my lifetime, yet the concept of dating and sex has eluded me until I turned 21, while I was in College. I was on [[Honor Roll]] in [[Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School]]s, throughout. Got my Diploma, a Star Pin for my Grades, and [[Manchester High School#Graduation|NO AWARDS for my Creativity]]; I TOOK NUMEROUS [[Art]] Classes (Paint, [[Medallions of Fail|Clay]], Needlepoint, [[Chris and Camerawork|Photography]], Computer Graphics and many, many other styles); I EXCELLED in ART; my drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive, as you can see in my comics. I earned two degrees in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], and made the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]]'s List.

I was employed two times in my lifetime. Two months at a newly constructed [[Wendy's]] restaurant in my neighborhood, but got the pink slip, because the boss had a low opinion of me based on my autism and such. I did enjoy the job while I had it. One summer I was employed as a Salesman for [[Cutco]] products; the owners of the "Double-D" Edge and the Super Shears that can cut a penny to create a pig-tail. Lifetime Guarantee on sharpness. The boss left at Summer's end, and I lost that job. FYI, I was very cautious with my samples of cutary, and I do not have any intentions of harming myself or anyone else. My record is clean.

I also was a Volunteer Assistant Gym Leader at the Pokemon TCG League from [[1998]] to June, [[2008]] when the [[Michael Snyder|new store owner]] hated my spunk and kicked me out of [[The Game Place|the store]]; lifetime. I miss my Friday Nights playing and trading, conversing with my the main Gym Leader and the few peers just under my age who attended.

My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. Yet with my impuslive shoppiness (mostly controable), I end up spending my side-money after I get it.

Also, the [[Sweetheart Search]], as portrayed in the Sub-Episodes were true for the time. Until Mid-September, 2008 when I finally met, online, and started chatting and talking through mics and speakers, [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], who has earned her degree at her university in Australia for becoming a Biology Teacher. She will be moving to Virginia, USA to be employed at a school here and to be with me. We truly love each other. But I digress.

I guess I got carried away in my explination for your question. to figure out a FULL, short answer out of my life's story would take a LOT of time, but I gave you a nutshell answer, based on the adjectives my loving, caring mother shared with me.

...complicated, Mr. Miyamoto. *sigh*

I'm sure you can understand and relate better to me now.

My Life [[DVD]] I put together on my 25th Birthday covers a LOT in photographs and whatnot, but the emotions can only be truly expressed in writing, drawing and art.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

===Chris Spent All His Income on Video Games===
{{quoteboxred|I asked him how he could not save up money and he gives me this bullshit answer.}}

{{quotebox|I give my father 450 a month; I had to give him an extra 100 this month, because I needed two hundred for [[eBay|e-bay]], credit card and other bills November, and I repaid him a hundred a month, so now we're even again on that. I had to pay my mother back 40 on money I borrowed from her. I had to pay e-bay 55 from past multiple listing fees of UNSOLD ITEMS. I have to pay my Credit Card 60 in a payment. And my impulses killed 100 or so out of me in a couple of items, and I received about 800 from Social Security on the 3rd of Janurary; I do not get anymore from Social Security until the next 3rd. Simple Math; aside from the 60 I'm holding for the payment of my fully used Credit Card, I will have only 35 dollars in my bank and 10 dollars in savings.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Again, because of [[Chris and money|my impulsiveness and compulsive spending]], I am not as good at saving money as I am on my Creative Talents.

And my parents have their own Major Debts as well.

I think that should explain more than enough why I can impulsively buy games ONE AT A TIME PER MONTH...

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> I apologize for coming out in a frustrated tone, but having to repeat myself in-a-sense to full-to-the-letter, after having explained myself greatly, just makes me feel really [[Stress|irritated]].

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

===Please Give Me $800===
{{quotebox|Mr. Miyamoto, I do want a successful future in my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], the load of money to pay off my bills, save a bunch of it, and spend the rest slowly, and all the success. I have been very serious about meeting with you. I understand how finances are not the point of the discussion, but when it comes to helping me to come over there and help you, it is an issue.

Please Help Me to Help You.}}

{{quotebox|Also, please feel free to call me on my cell phone at 434-760-0848 to discuss this with quicker responses.}}

{{quoteboxred|I said that we were going to have to give this project up to someone else.}}

{{quotebox|I disagree, there is NO ONE ELSE; there is [[Liquid Chris|only ONE TRUE Original Creator]] of Sonichu and Rosechu, and I am he. Mr. Miyamoto, I WANT to be able to come and meet you in person and discuss Sonichu's Video Game Future, but if I may, let me put the question up to you. Are you interested in making more money with My Sonichu and Rosechu?

You have been busting your typing fingers in this dispute as much as I have; probably more on my half. I have as much respect for you just like the next Video Gamer, and as an Artist, Creative Person and Gamer with parents who both have been in the business world A LOT, I have as much right to Honest Friendship and Trust in the Business World as they have.

All I am asking is for you to reserve and pay the flight tickets for me and my mother, so we can come and meet with you in Washington. To you, [[Honor roll|800 dollars out of millions is like 8 dollars out of 100]].

I have created and uploaded the video onto YouTube; I have edited the Comic Pages in Photoshop as per to your requests; I have them ALL saved on my PC, uploaded them all and updated Sonichu.net to show them off, and then what happens? A Troll logs in and DELETES all the files on Sonichu.net, leaving me to have to Re-Upload and Re-Edit the HTML files as such. I have had a very busy week the past week making sound business decisions, coping and agreeing with yours, between You, Mr. Zylberstein and Takashi. And I Trusted You All as such and Worked My Body down to a last drop of energy with lack of sleep a bunch of nights, like a Conveyer Belt Worker working OVERTIME Nights, Weekends and Holidays in addidion to the Days and Days of WORK, and Not Getting Paid for it. It's happening right here and now; you are not Trusting me back; not Paying Me a Raise I deserved for HARD WORK and OVERTIME.

You have employed me and my services; Please Treat me as equally as you would your Most Loyal Employees with Trust, a Good Raise, and a Humbling, Honest "Thank You" for my Hard Work and Acceptance into your Work Force. In Other Words, and with due respect, Mr. Miyamoto, Please Trust me with the Advance Pay in the Trip TO Washington State for me and my mother.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Another way of putting it, if I may: Are you the "Mario" who Plays Fair, or the "Bowser/Koopa" who Cheats and Lies?}}

{{quotebox|I will raise the money, and my mother and I will be there. Also, and I will repeat this one more time; someone else deleted the files in my Tripod account that were of Sonichu.net; I am in the process of re-uploading and re-editing the html pages to present the Fixed Pages. I started work on the HTML Pages; the edited pages will be re-presented in a few hours.

Also, please talk to my [[Sweetheart]] and Partner on Sonichu.net, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, although currently in Australia; she is coming to Virginia very soon to be with me. She is caught-up on everything Sonichu & Rosechu, although she is NOT the original creator, but my Sweetheart and Equal Partner. Her e-mail address is pandahalo@gmail.com. I have also informed her alone of our discussion. She is [[Troll|Truly Trustworthy]].

At work again, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Yes sir. Also, if it's not too much to ask, can you snail-mail me a hand-written letter (with a hand-written translation if required) of your promise to reimburse and accomidate me, and hopefully my mother if I can afford her ticket, as a personal incentive to verify that this is all real, and to better my emotions towards raising the money for the trip, please? It would mean a lot to me.}}

{{quotebox|Okay, thank you. Also, please ask him to write a letter to my Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom Ashby at 1218 Courthouse Rd. [[Richmond]], VA 23236, introducing himself, describing his and mine business transactions in brief detail, and letting them know of my asking for their help in my trip for a more successful future for myself, Sonichu and Rosechu. I am going to let them know about this as well, and they are kind, trustworthy people. And I feel a letter from Mr. Miyamoto will help validate my case better.}}

{{quotebox|On second thought, please disregard the previous e-mail.}}

{{quotebox|I just looked up [[Pokémon|Satoshi Tajiri]] on Wikipedia; it says Satoshi was not Autistic, but Diagnosed with [[Aspergers]]. For your information, people commonly mistake the two; Autism and Aspergers to be the same, when they clearly are DIFFERENT. Autism affects while the person is young, and mainly concentrates on the Social Skills. While Aspergers affects the adults and older, and maninly concentrates on Short-Term Memory. Also, those with Autism will Less Likely develop Aspergers, compared to the Non-Autistic. It really irritates me when people say the two are similar when CLEARLY they are NOT.

I just wanted to let you know about for your information, Mr. Miyamoto. Also, I would like to extend a congratuations on him having the honor of being taken under your wing as a Mentor.}}

===Shigeru Miyamoto, a Troll?===
{{quotebox|You have JUST TROLLED THE ULTIMATE TROLLING!

Before you are DAMNED TO HELL, Enjoy the LAST Piece of Heaven you will be able to Truly Enjoy and Pleasure at!}}

{{quoteboxred|Chris might have figured out something on his own...but...}}

{{quotebox|Well, "Staff of Nintendo of Japan", how do you explain the constant ad on the bottom of every e-mail I've received from this address for http://www.mail.com? I have checked mail.com, and I've learned that "shigerumiyamoto@tokyo.com" WAS already taken.

I have Numerous [[Trolls|TROLLS]] and [[Internet]] Bullies pestering me on and on. And the TROLLS can easily register a FAKE E-mail address on mail.com, with the exception of OFFICIAL AND LEGITIMATE addresses, such as aol.com, yahoo.com and especially noa.nintendo.com.

I know that you are a TROLL posing as Mr. MIyamoto and the American/Nintendo Staff. I should have known it sooner, but I was under compulsive influences that made me believe all this was for true and real. And Besides which, My Father Realized that you were a Phony, since you constantly refused to even pay and reserve plane tickets and making up likely poor excuses for such, made up excuses to NOT talk on the telephone, and above all else, in an e-mail from "James Zylberstein", he said you favored Sonichu greatly, then in another later e-mail recieved from your address, you say you detested Sonichu, but then you do a 180 and say you do in an even later message.

I was wisely informed of this hoax by a student attending the Digipen University at Nintendo's headquarters in Redmond. He has triple-checked around NOA by asking around and the people there CLEARLY CAN TELL ALL THE MESSAGES FROM THIS ADDRESS WERE OBVIOUSLY FAKE.

Just Come Clean, Right NOW, and I won't inform a REAL Associate @noa.nintendo.com about your Trollucricious Hoax and the e-mail address with it.

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|The power of delusion is a powerful one:}}

{{quotebox|I humbly apologize; I was in error, and under a lot of stress. If I can, I will try to make the trip by the 25th.}}

{{quoteboxred|[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] came in at this point and set things straight.}}
===Chris Will Be There... Someday===
{{quotebox|Actaually, I can't make the trip, because number one; the money is an issue, and number two; I just personally feel uncomfortable leaving the safety in and around my house, within my familiar surroundings (a quirk with Autism). I am undecided now rather to believe this is the real Mr. Miyamoto or not, and I will not agree nor disagree with the facts over fiction. But if you are truly him, PLEASE, contact my Sweethart, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, at her e-mail address of pandahalo.com, and put the offer of meeting with you on the Sonichu Projects and all that with her.

I just feel so unfurled with uncomfortable butterflies of nerves going off in my chest area.

I entrust all legal matters of this with Sarah Cassandra McKenzie.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Please keep the option open ONLY for me for the LONGEST TIME POSSIBLE; it may not be the 25th of January, but I will let you know after I get all my affairs in order and planned.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|I hope that's the greeting in Tokyo; I do not mean any offense.

I just wanted to inform you that I've reuploaded the edited Comic HTML pages, and re-updated the front page of Sonichu.net with the corresponding information on the edits. I have also typed up an apology for you, Takashi and Mr. Zylberstein for the misunderstanding earlier; I was under a miscomprehension of the possibility of an impostor, and I hope you accept my most humble apologies.

I also wanted to get your consent on an idea I had for the end of my [[Sonichu 10|#10 Comic Book]]. It was planned that I will be making a public announcement of transferring the Mayorship of Cwcville to my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Twin-Sister]], and I have come upon an idea just now of drawing you behind my podium, and extending a humble bow (or handshake; let me know which) of gratitude for your attendance and our future business together. I would draw you based on a photo image I've found on Wikipedia. And if you like, I can also draw in Satoshi Tajiri; your close Pokemon Friend, and Naoto Oshima; the artist behind Sonic the Hedgehog (although their photographs are not currently found on Wikipedia) upon their mutual consent in addition to yours. Anyway, at the end of the speech, I will draw you calling up a Warp Pipe "To Tokyo", sharing a "Syonara" then jumping through it. And if Satoshi and Naoto are there; a Pikachu balloon can pick Satoshi up, and Naoto can jump through a "Special Stage" Ring.

The Bow or Handshake between you and me will be a great honor and a humbling privlidge to draw with your consent.

If I can make the meeting on the 25th, I will let you know; if not, then I will let you at least a week in advance of a possible future meeting date.

I feel better that we can continue the business without the tension from the past suspicion, as well as a total security of knowledge to help me better make my plans and keep my compulsiveness down and allow me to be at peace and calmness.

Have a pleasant day, Miyamoto San. Syonara, 
Christian Weston Chandler. :-)}}

{{quoteboxred|Before I actually posed as Miyamoto, Jay Z and Takashi already said Miyamoto wanted certain changes to the comic.}}

{{quotebox|I understand. Domo arigato. :)}}
===Why Not Send Someone to Virginia?===
{{quotebox|Raising funds will be a task, but after the confusion and chaos among the one Troll who hinted me to the mail.com, leading to the misconception and such, my mother and father are in big disbelief. I, myself, honestly BELIEVE you are the real man after having received the e-mail from the automatic system of @noa.nintendo.com verifying your e-mail address, yet even my mother still isn't convinced.

I've just had a thought, if I may suggest, I understand advance airfare money is out of the question, but how about sending a True Employee or Head-type figure from Nintendo of America, as a representative, over to my house? (S)he can prove her/himself with her/his proper identifications and papers verifying her/his employment and status at N.O.A. to me and my parents (maybe come in one of those Nintendo Beetles). (S)he can talk to my mother and father and confirm the business discussions between you and me over the e-mails were [[True and Honest|True and Legit]], and that you are the real Miyamoto San. Also, because my mother is hesitant on me traveling alone to another state or country, I can ride/fly back with the N.O.A. Representative and make my meeting with you as early as the 25th of January after all. It would also be easier on me and my family's wallets; less bit of stress. :)

I'll leave that suggestion humbly up to you, and hopefully that can lead to a mutual agreement between us and my family.

Domo arigato, Miyamoto San, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|I meant to send a representative FROM Redmond, WA to my house in Virginia, via airplane or Nintendo Beetle; she/he can meet my family, explain the business was Real and legit with her/his credentials, then ride/fly back to Redmond with her/him.}}

{{quotebox|I need to inform my lawer of the planned business meeting before further discussion. So I wish to ask for a hard copy, hand-written proposal of our meeting in full detail snail-mailed to me swiftly. Domo arigato, Miyamoto San.}}

==15 January, 2009: That Damn ED Page==
===Encyclopedia Dramatica According to Chris===
{{quoteboxred|I said I did a Google search for CWC and got the ED page. I also said that Jay Z quit.}}

{{quotebox|Yes I can explain that. That webpage is a PAGE FULL OF LIES and SLANDERS fabricated by the Trolls/Internet Bullies who created it just to irritate and spite me. For [[God]] knows how long, I've protested AGAINST it, but that only added logs to the fire. So I've been ignoring it for months. I have NEVER condoned that webpage; Please Do NOT put that page against me. Also, I have not had a [[MySpace]] or [[Facebook]] Page for Months, since those same Trolls Hacked into both of those accounts and twisted them to their evil deceptions. I have managed to recover and delete both the MySpace and Facebook accounts.

The webpage that BEST describe me is the "About the Author" page on Sonichu.net. Also my real-life Gal-Pals and past Friends, my [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]'s Congregation, the [[Sonichu Girls]] (True, Loyal Female [[Fans]]) on Sonichu Girls - Message Board - Yuku, my Family, and my DVD that I have created on my 25th [[Birthday]] and shared with my closest friends and family can all BEST describe me for who I am. After I get Mr. Miyamoto's Letter, I can burn a copy of my DVD titled, "Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V. :)" and send it to him at my own expense with honor.

Also, I have heard that Mr. Zylberstein quit from Takashi previously. But that's your lawer. I would still need a hard, hand-written document detailing the business between me and Mr. Miyamoto and our future meeting for my lawer.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}
===Chris's Rap Sheet===
{{quotebox|-Disorderly Conduct and Trespass; basically what happened in [[Sonichu 4|my Comic's Sub Episodes 7 and 8]] in real life; I resumed my Sweetheart Search on about June 23, [[2005]] ONE TIME at the newly-opened [[Target]] store in [[Charlottesville]], Virginia. The [[Jerkhief|manager]] and his accomplice felt uncomfortable of my presence there and called the cops on me. I resisted handcuffing and tried to get away, and I screamed for my life while they tortured me. IN COURT, I was Found Innocent, and the charges were dropped.

-Foll Too Close; an [[Son-Chu|automobile]] accident. I got a bit sidetracked in my mind with a complex thought while driving, and I failed to see the stopped vehicle in front of me then. I paid the fine, and I'm still paying my father back for the repair on my car.

Actually, I am in the process of finding an attorney to represent me within my congregation, with the aid of my trusted Pastoral Counselor, Rocky Shoemaker and her family, as well as my Pastor, Reverend Elizabeth Foss, of the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. If you wish to talk to someone who is capable of representing me before I find an attorney, you may try Reverend Elizabeth at at elizabethfoss22@earthlink.net; I am entrusting her e-mail address to you with Confidentiality.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|I wanted to ask about all his court cases.}}
===Miyamoto Should Call the FBI===
{{quotebox|Unfortunately, I never had webmaster-status administrative control over that heinous webpage, but as long as those Trolls do not get much new info that can be easily twisted and misunderstood and as long as fewer people visit the page, it will eventually be fully deleted. I prefer to be the bigger man and just move on and let that be just muddy water under the bridge.}}

{{quotebox|I understand you completely, and I have personally tried Numerous times again and again in the past to Delete everything on that page. Unfortunately, the website of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is Wikipedia-Based; Full Deletion of a WHOLE PAGE can be Quickly Undone behind my back, then I would be [[banned]] from logging in again to try again, or create a NEW account to try another FULL Denouncing of that page; BANNED AGAIN. Until eventually, the administrator behind the Website of Encyclopedia Dramatica BLOCKED my IP ADDRESS FOREVER from EVER LOGGING IN, much less DELETING THE PAGE.

If you want that page deleted for good much quickly, you may try talking to the administration behind that one page of that website. Your best weapon against them is your Money and Power of authority. You could call in the [[Jerkops|F.B.I.'s Internet Tracking Squadron]] to track down the creator of that page, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] of Tennessee, or any administrative person of Encyclopedia Dramatica to Force the Page, even the whole website, down for good.

I wish I had the authoritive power you posess, Miyamoto San, so I could have done that at a movement of my finger back then.

I know only soo much about the internet; I do not claim myself to be an Internet or HTML God-Like figure.

Should you try to force the Denouncing of the E.D. Page out of the whole E.D. website, Miyamoto San, I wish you God Speed and the Greatest of Victory.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}
===Chris Sets the Record STRAIGHT===
{{quotebox|but I have created and uploaded a [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|video]] onto YouTube of me Denouncing the Encyclopedia Dramatica "Chris Chan" webpage, as well as the whole Encyclopedia Dramatica website, of ever being of use against my personality and person in the Legal Courts of Law.}}

{{quotebox|-The pictures on that page were all fabricated in a photoshop program. 
-I am a Chrisitan, Baptized in my Methodist Church Mother's Day of 2008 [''sic''], and importantly I am Truly STILL a [[Virgin]]. Rest-Assured I am [[Homos|Straight]], and I would ONLY have any sexual intercourse with my Adult Sweetheart, Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. I have NEVER DONE, and I NEVER HAVE ANY INTENTION of doing that with any children, I Promise you that, just as I have Promised that in the name of God and my Lord and Savior. 
-The Audio was taken from BEHIND MY BACK while I was Talking to Sarah McK over Skype by a Troll who was successful in hacking into my computer at that time.
-[[lie|I have NEVER Sexually Harassed]] [[Megan Schroeder]]. I have RESPECTED HER SPACE during the times I was with and around her during my Friday Nights at the Pokemon TCG League. I did previously have an infatuation over Megan during that time; she was OVER 18 Years of Age FROM Since I first met her at a [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] Tournament. I have never touched her inapproprately at any time. 
-TRUE, I have ordered [[sex toys]] and Straight Pornography from adameve.com, and I am NOT ashamed of it; I take all those Videos I have watched as EDUCATIONAL towards when I will be having my First and Future Intercourses with my adult Sweetheart, Sarah, after we've had plenty of in-person time together. As for the dildos, I HAVE ONLY RECEIVED those as BONUS GIFTS from adameve.com, and I have NEVER used any of them on myself as such. 
-I drew the Adult Images ONLY after I have first found the E.D. Page, and I DREW THOSE in PROTEST against the page, as the Slanderous Trolls dared to drawn dicks on my Pure Female Characters. I take that as Disrespect, not only against myself and my Rosechu characters, but [[Women's rights|Disrespect to Womankind]]. I am a Gentleman who Feels for the Woman population, and it offends me greatly as I empathically fell for every woman who has been insulted equally in the sense or greater. The women on the Sonichu Girls Forum page all Mutually Understand my Peaceful Protest against the E.D. Page and the slanderous dicked drawings. It's ONE THING to make a sexual mockery against me individually, but to go beyond that to put down the Female Population is JUST WRONG. I and my Supporting Sonichu Girl Fanbase are Unaminous in the Peaceful Protest.

I am capable of proving myself as such in my True from my Heart, Honest Statements I have just typed up for you in person or on recorded video if need be.

Thank you for asking me about that, and understanding me as an individual human being.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Hopefully you can tell what parts of the ED page I wanted him to debunk himself. Photoshop, my ass.}}

{{quotebox|My family and I have eveidence to prove the slanderous site false, should it be required. Anyway, that's good news; I pray to god it gets destroyed for good.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|I can do that; I shall work on that this weekend.}}

==16 January 2009 to 19 January 2009: Chris Gets Hacked==
===16 January 2009: Sonichu.info===
{{quotebox|The Hacker, [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|Jason Kendrick Howell]] of Montgomery, Tennessee; the original creator of the slanderous E.D. Page, has [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|hacked into my Tripod Account AGAIN]]. I am currently in the password recovery process again, but I will soon close that account as soon as I retain it. So, just to Update, it will NO LONGER be Sonichu.net, but [[Sonichu.info]]. So, please update your bookmarks, paperwork, etc of that.

This just shakes me with a huge amount of [[stress]], but I deeply appreciate your patience and support, Miyamoto San.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler}}

{{quoteboxred|[[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays]]! [[CWC Update 8 January 2009|GREGG MAYS!]] With three Gs in the Gregg.}}
===17 January 2009: Christian Weston Chandler, a Troll?===
{{quotebox|What is up with that, I do not understand.

If you are trying to get to the REAL Trolls, this bullet misfired. I appreciate the gesture to act against them. I will forward an e-mail I got from the Troll who did hack into my Tripod account, so you can send the threat to him for real. No one has hacked into my AOL account yet, as far as I know.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler}}

{{quoteboxred|I told him that he was a troll and to stop contacting me. I figured that at this point, he was not going.}}

{{quotebox|Miyamoto San, IT IS the REAL Christian Weston Chandler. I can prove it by uploading [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|another video]] onto YouTube, verifying my e-mail address and addressing the video to you.}}

{{quotebox|Miyamoto San, I can prove right now that I am the True Christian Weston Chandler of 14 Branchland Ct. in Ruckersville, Virginia, born on the 24th of February, [[1982]]. Please see the attached Scan of my Drivers License; I have blacked out the Customer Number in my PC's Paint program to protect my identity, but you can tell it is REAL by finding the hints of the Virginia name and State Shape on my Drivers License.}}
===18 January 2009: I Am Gay.===
{{quotebox|I just wanted to let you know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, have come out of the closet. I am [[gay]]. I've been ashamed to admit it for so long, but I don't think I need to hide it from y'all.

I hope you understand and support me for the path I've chosen in life. And if anyone is offended by what I've decided, please forgive me. I am sorry, but I cannot live a lie any longer. I have never been straight. I am gay, and always have been.

Yours truly, 
Christian Weston Chandler}}

{{quoteboxred|When his e-mail was hacked, yet again.}}
===19 January 2009: Ignore that Last E-Mail!===
{{quotebox|A Troll, Clyde Cash, who posed as Jason Kendrick Howell and Gregg Mays, hacked into my AOL account Sunday, Jaunary 18, 2009, and spammed FALSE e-mails to everyone in my contact list. And to [[CWC Update 18 January 2009|re-affirm]], I, Christian Weston Chandler, am True and Straight.

I closed my AOL account that afternoon from my father's Master AOL account, then later restored it this afternoon on the 19th.

I sincerely apologize for his hacking and you receiving the Slanderous Lie. Also, I hope you saw the [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|video]] on YouTube that I have addressed to you, Miyamoto San, and I hope you get the letter I sent to you via snail-mail with the enclosed sample of my True Sonichu & Rosechu drawing, fresh from my hand, as well as a photocopy of my Driver's License. The Envelope it is in has marker-colored Colors, and colored-in Sonichu's Face (again hand-drawn).

Please accept that and the YouTube Video as the Validity of my identity as Christian Weston Chandler and as True Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of Cwcville. Please reply via snail-mail swiftly soon after you read this e-mail or after you receive my hand-written letter.

Syonara and Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}
==21 January 2009 to 25 January 2009: Chris Is Really Going to Redmond, Honest==
{{quotebox|No worries, Miyamoto San, I will be there soon enough, as I would have checked in with one of your Associates at N.O.A. on a Rush Flight.}}

{{quoteboxred|I asked him how he would get there.}}

{{quotebox|I have the [[Sonichu Chronicles|Powerpoint Presentation]] and CADD Sample ready for you, and they will be with me upon my arrival.}}

{{quotebox|But I will most definitely be there live and well, with my powerpoint presentation and all with me in an envelope. And like I said before, I will have been accepted by an associate of Nintenod of America.

I'll see you there Live, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}
==27 January 2009: The Truth Comes Out==
===From Chris to a [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] poster===
{{quotebox|27 [[January 2009]]
----

I have NOT been lying; Mr. Miyamoto was in D.C. for the meeting this past weekend. I have just uploaded the [[CWC Update 26 January 2009|video]] to YouTube with the update from the meeting.

Peace, 
Christian C.}}
===Miyamoto Demands an Explanation===
{{quotebox|Oh, you didn't understand me? Okay, I'll give it to you straight. In the end, I HAD NO FINANCIAL, FAMILY or CHURCH SUPPORT for the Trip To Redmond, so Tuesday, Janurary 20, 2009, I had created the Powerpoint Presentation for Mr. Miyamoto, and copied it to a CD-R with a copy of the CADD files for my [[CWCville Mall|Cwcville Shopping Mall]]. Then with my [[PSEye]], I recorded, "LIVE" from my Bedroom, my own Personal Message for Mr. Miyamoto, along with a reading of my Powerpoint Presentation. I copied it to a DVD-R. I stored the two Discs in individual Slim CD Cases, tucked them into an envelope Addressed to Mr. Miyamoto c/o Nintendo of America, and Shipped it to N.O.A. the Very Next Day on the 21st, USPS with a Confirmation number of 04797496957005064882. The Delivery of the Discs was made successful on the 23rd.

So, to put it another way, I worked my way AROUND the possible Trolls by Litteraly "Sending Myself" to Mr. Miyamoto via Snail-Mail.

And, considering you sent your message only ONE HOUR AGO from about my 8:30 PM, EST, talking about the meeting's cancelation, yet NOTHING about the DVD and CD I sent to Mr. Miyamoto, it leads me to believe that I may HAVE BEEN talking to a Troll after all. Unless, Mr. Miyamoto, HIMSELF, can prove me wrong by Snail-Mailing me a Hand-Written Verification letter that he received the package, and what he enjoyed most about the content, in his humble opinion.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.

P.S. 
Thank you for a Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet. :)}}

{{quoteboxred|Yeah, read what he sent me. How the FUCK was I supposed to interpret his retarded messages as sending a package to Miyamoto?}}

{{quotebox|Now, That is a Premature thing to say. The Discs were VERY UNLIKELY to be lost, since the Envelope was BIG, it had a BIG PRINTED USPS Stamp on it, and it had my hand-drawn Sonichu Face on it, with a speech balloon saying, "Please Rush To Miyamoto-San Upon Receipt."

I did NOT say that I lost complete faith in this address being that of the REAL Shigeru Miyamoto; I am only exercising caution to one possibility, since the chaos and confusion from multiple messages from real Trolls, as well as legitimate e-mails.

All is NOT LOST; Never Say Die to the Project!

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|To Mr. Shigeru Miyamoto.

I humbly apologize for missing the meeting. I thought sending the Powerpoint Presentation, CADD sample and myself on DVD would compensate, but apparently not. Had I known it would have become null and void, I would have kept them for myself.

Like I had stated previously, I was Unable to afford to make the travel fares. Also, due to the chaos and confusion from the Mix of Legitimate e-mails and Trolls/Internet Bullies/Impostor e-mails, I had a lack of faith in me actually talking to the True Shigeru Miyamoto from my FAMILY, my Local FRIENDS, my CHURCH CONGREGATION and my Attorney. Have I had THEIR Financial and EMOTIONAL Support, I would have been more likely to make the trip.

To gain their Neccessary and Required Support, I would Require a Hand-Written Document of our business together, as well as any other associated documents, Snail-Mailed to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545 USA.

I have also deleted the video on YouTube, upon the request.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, being of sound mind and body, still humbly and sincerely with to work with you, Mr. Miyamoto, and reschedule the meeting to when I can get the Financial and Emotional Support from my Family, Friends, Congregation, Attorney and you. AFTER I have received the hand-written Documents of our Business together that I may present unto them all to gain their Financial and Emotional Support, and then soon have the money to make the trip to Redmond or even Japan, I will have my attorney get in touch with you to make the appointment for the meeting for the future of the Sonichu Alpha Project.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Reggie stepped in again and claimed the packages were lost.}}
===From Chris to a [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] poster===
{{quotebox|27 January 2009
----

I did not go to Redmond. I had NO Financial or Emotional Support from my family, local friends, my church's congregation, nor my attorney; they DID NOT BELIEVE that I was talking to the TRUE Shigeru Miyamoto; they refused to help me, because they cared about me. And I could NOT afford the Trip TO Redmond Alone at this time.

It's for the better anyway; consider how WIDE the scheduled appointment was spread throughout the internet, I was able to have a peaceful weekend, with the Trolls in some other world. I've already Informed Sarah about this, but I created a CD-R with my Sonichu Powerpoint Presentation and CADD Files for the Cwcville Shopping Mall, and a DVD with a LIVE reading of the Powerpoint and personal words, and shipped them to Mr. Miyamoto c/o N.O.A. So, basically, IRL in my person, I've been having a peaceful weekend, FREE from Troll and Internet worries. I had it shipped with Delivery Confirmation, so I KNOW it was delivered successfully on the 23rd.

Unfortunately, while I was hoping that would compensate for my being unable to make the trip, I had learned from N.O.A.'s auto-sender that they do not accept business materials via snail-mail, so the discs were discarded.

I have apologized to N.O.A. and Mr. Miyamoto, and asked him to send me a Hand-Written Document of the business between him and me via snail-mail, for me to present to my family, friends and attorney, so I could make the trip for real in the near future. My attorney would make the appointment.

There was chaos and confusion from the mix of Legitimate e-mails and Troll/Bully/Impostor e-mails, I had to play it safe.

I feel bad about this situation as well, because to Cover for my Family and Local Friends' Care and Concern for my safety and being, considering the possibility of an Impostor who could harm me if I made the trip at this time, I had to Half-Truth around. :(

Peace, 
Christian C.}}

==28 January 2009 to 30 January 2009: Reggie Steps In.==

{{quotebox|I am NOT lazy, Mr. Miyamoto. And I am Terribly Sorry for angering you; I meant no harm. Please, Mr. Miyamoto, do not cancel everything. I come from a mother and father who were of Great Business Practices, and yet I lack a bunch of experiences that they had that I require.

You are right, I was not an employee, but please understand, I was using words that my mother has told me to. Personally, I would have Never use such harsh words. But I abided with her suggestions, because I care for and love her very much; my father as well, I care for and respect him. And just like my family, I have Deepest Respect for you, Mr. Miyamoto. So, in a sense, we're acting like family, you and I. And as such, I have given Greatest Effort to perform to your wishes, I have given Greatest Effort to raise the money for the money locally, but I could not find Local Emotional and Financial Support even from my own Mother and Father, my Church's Congregation and my attorney.

I have Worked VERY HARD on that Powerpoint Presentation, and Worked Very Hard when I drew up the CADD Plans for Cwcville Shopping Mall. I did a hefty amount of thinking in that video and sending all that to Redmon, yet to see that work fall into a discarded abyss. I have WORKED MY HARDEST against the Internet Trolls/Bullies/Impostors who have spited me, hacked into my internet accounts, DELETED my Sonichu Site, and I DID MY BEST in recovering those accounts, and I plan on switching to another Website Hosting Website before I reupload My True Sonichu & Rosechu Site, yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com (which was previously taken before I was able to acquire sonichu.net).

I have WORKED My Mind, My Body, and My Soul VERY HARD in ALL MY WORKS, and I am not Lazy.

Please, Mr. Miyamoto, grant me another chance to make up for my past mistakes from my hard work. I Promise you, that I, Christian Weston Chandler, can and will do a LOT Better than before, and be more capable of meeting with you in the near future.

The only thing I ask at this time is all our business details Written/Printed on Paper and snail-mailed to my home address. And you may have a English-Speaking Nintendo Associate call my father at my home at 434-990-0198, to better convince my family to grant the Emotional Support I Required for making the trip.

Shigeru Miyamoto San, Please help me by granting me another chance, snail-mailing me the documents, calling my father, and above all else, be a family-like friend to me. :)

Peace to you and yours, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Again, I tried to put an end to this by canceling the project and handing it over to [[Clyde Cash]].}}

{{quotebox|I had to create a gmail address to send the files from; the Valid Address with the Powerpoint and CADD files is chriswchansonichu@gmail.com.

Also, Reggie Fils-Aime has sent me an e-mail (shocking, granted, but I had that coming to me; I accept it). Comically in comparison, it was a real-life version of Animal Crossing's Mr. Resetti.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|Here's the Powerpoint Presentation.}}

{{quotebox|That is a bunch of baloney; Reggie is discriminating against me, due to my autism, current emotions and lifestyle. Also, since when does Japan take orders from America? I mean, did Reggie tell you, in his own words that he told me, why?

I will not stand for this.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|[[Reggie Fils-Aimé|Reggie]] continued the conversation from here.}}

{{quotebox|You, sir, are mistaken; I have NOT BEEN LYING TO YOU. Granted, my assumption of being able to make the trip was exaggerated, but my ambitions for the Project are Positive and True. The Encyclopedia Dramatica website is ONLY Slanderous and False!

As for the [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|video]], I will delete it, ONLY after you and Mr. Reggie Fils-Aime come to Virginia Personally and meet my mother and father for a pleasant discussion. Please Reply VIA SNAIL-MAIL.

Peace, 
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

==Related videos==
*[[CWC AC: City Folk Update]] Chris announces the Animal Crossing promotion that started it all.
*[[CWC Update 8 January 2009]] Gregg Mays compromises Sonichu.net and Chris voices his disapproval.
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]] Chris denounces the "Chris-Chan" article on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
*[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009]] Chris announces the hacking of Sonichu.net and the creation of Sonichu.info.
*[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]] Chris attempts to reassure Miyamoto that he is the real Chris and not a troll impostor.
*[[CWC Update 18 January 2009]] Chris addresses the incident where trolls hacked his e-mail and sent messages in his name announcing his homosexuality.
*[[CWC Update 26 January 2009]] Chris claims to have attended his 25 January meeting with Miyamoto in Redmond, WA.
*[[CWC Update 30 January 2009]] Chris admits he never went to Redmond, but berates Reggie Fils-Aime for canceling the Sonichu Alpha Project.
*[[CWC Update 31 January 2009]] Chris retracts the above video and pleads with Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aime to reinstate the Sonichu Alpha Project and give him another chance to travel to Redmond.
*[[CWC Update 10 February 2009]] Chris receives a letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America, finally convincing him that he was never in communication with the real Miyamoto to begin with.

==Related documents==
*[[CWCville Shopping Center]] - Chris sent CADD files of the Mall to Miyamoto along with the PowerPoint file.
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]] - Correspondence between Chris and Clyde Cash posing as a Nintendo employee assigned to redesign his website. This took place concurrently with the Miyamoto correspondence.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - An Excel Spreadsheet Chris sent to Miyamoto on 11 January 2009 to convince him of his loyalty to Nintendo.
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] - The PowerPoint presentation Chris sent to Redmond, WA in lieu of actually traveling there.

==See also==
*[[Clyde Cash]]
*[[Jay Z]], a.k.a. James Zylberstein - Attorney for Nintendo
*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] - President of Nintendo of America
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Video game designer of Nintendo
*[[Takashi Tezuka]] - General producer for ''Animal Crossing: City Folk''

==External links==
* <s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?jutthjydykt Donwload the Miyamoto Saga e-mails]</s> (link dead as of March 2015)

{{Emails}}

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[[Category:Trolling]]

User talk:Letter Z

2015-03-07T06:22:26Z

Letter Z: /* Videos */ Replied

please stop plastering your woman-hating views all over the wiki. - bobnintendo

== Irrational 'sexism' labelling ==

Please stop plastering your 'le tumblr boogeyman xd' nonsense over wiki articles; [[User:Bobnintendo|Bobnintendo]] has apparently already had to undo your revisions, so that should speak for itself. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 12:17, 3 December 2014 (UTC)

:Hey guys. I'm sorry I did that; the articles suggest that both are sexist. That, and I don't get along with girls well. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 15:47, 3 January 2015 (UTC)

for future reference, until you are fluent in english, do not attempt to 'correct' grammar which you perceive as incorrect simply because you do not understand it. [[User:Bobnintendo|Bobnintendo]] ([[User talk:Bobnintendo|talk]]) 18:23, 3 January 2015 (UTC)

<s>:Jesus Christ, you're not even using proper capitalization in your messages. And for God's sake, I know grammar. Just because of one simple mistake does not mean I don't. "i dount typw liek zis kay?" [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 19:53, 3 January 2015 (UTC)</s>

Sorry, I was in a bad mood. I'll start fresh, okay? And you all guessed right—I'm scared of girls. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 20:21, 3 January 2015 (UTC)

==Videos==
I got your message. You should let the people who run The Cwcville Library on YouTube know, since they're archiving his videos. I personally don't know how to display videos on the CWCki. I tried but I can't figure it out, and I can't find a tutorial. I don't know anything about MediaFire. You might ask one of the site moderators, if they're around.

I'm still looking for a download of Chris's scrapbook, if you have any leads. [[User talk:Asperhes|asperhes]], 3/6/15

:Wait, what is Chris's scrapbook? [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 06:22, 7 March 2015 (UTC)

Manchester High School

2015-03-07T03:00:36Z

Letter Z: Cleanup

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent four years of Chris's life]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

{{quote|I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, after I graduated. 'Cause I had to leave all my friends. I had the good life.|Chris, ten years after finishing high school, crying alone in his dark, toy-filled bedroom<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian]], [[Virginia]], is a high school that [[Chris]] attended from [[1990s#1996|1996]] to [[2000]] ([[Wikipedia:Secondary education in the United States#High school|ninth grade to twelfth grade]]). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life,<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> even though he proudly slept through a good deal of it.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> He would like nothing more than to use a time machine to return to these halcyon days.

==Known accomplishments==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]
[[Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|thumb|Tungsten. That is all.]]
Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], "Coping Skills", and a lot of [[Chris and art|art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''[[Honor roll|Honor Roll]] Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the [[Manchester High Leaks]], he received a D+ in English in his junior year, having not turned in several major assignments and getting failing grades on most of the ones he did turn in. Chris proudly claims he was mainstreamed through high school, but the special education classes imply that Chris was mainstreamed to the extent that he attended the same school as his typically functioning peers, but not much more than that. He also rode on the "freakin' Handicapped, Special-Ed bus", an experience which haunts him to this day.<ref name="Jackie Chat 9">[[Jackie Chat 9]]</ref>

;10th grade
* [[Song of Christian|F on English assignment]]

;11th grade
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English 1999 Grade Report|English Class - 78%]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting Interview|Parenting Interview]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Describing Development|Describing Development worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Parenting|Parenting worksheets]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Empathy Belly essay|Empathy Belly essay]] (grade 30/30)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendment Timeline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Strategic Defense Initiative essay|Strategic Defense Initiative essay]] (grade 10/10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Election worksheet|Election worksheet]] (grade 18/18)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|Canterbury Tales essay]] (grade 69%)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|Japan War essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Best President Essay|Best President essay]] (grade 43/50 + 10)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Student Life Essay|Student Life essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#S.O.L. Test|Standards of Learning essay]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#13 Lucky Writing Tips|13 Lucky Writing Tips]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Adjectives worksheet|Spanish adjectives worksheet]] (grade 20/20)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las Profesiones worksheet|Spanish "Las Profesiones" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Las profesiones y nacionalidad|Spanish "Las profesiones y nacionalidad" worksheet]] (grade 30/32)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock resume]] (grade 83.1/100)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Mock Job Interview|Chemistry mock job interview]] (grade 33.1/40)
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Getting Acquainted|Chemistry "Getting Acquainted" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Safety in the Kitchen worksheet|"Safety in the Kitchen" worksheet]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety outline|"Kitchen Safety" outline]]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#Kitchen Safety true/false worksheet|"Kitchen Safety" true/false worksheet]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his [[English]] teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
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==Social life==
Most of Chris's friends were [[gal pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy-boys]]. He had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school has alternating "odd" and "even" days. On odd days he ate alone). He seemed to have had a strong dislike toward pupils he saw as immature boys,<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref> which might be related to Chris having been constantly picked on. Chris's purported friends:

* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]]
* [[Gal pal#Miranda Joyce Mitchell|Miranda Mitchell]]
* [[Gal pal#Molly Quarles|Molly Quarles]], happy and giggly
* [[Joseph Herring]]
* Brian, [[JERKS|boyfriend]] of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

In reality, few if any of those people can be legitimately said to have been a friend of Chris. As he himself admits, he spent little time with his so called friends outside of school hours<ref>[[Kacey Call 20]]</ref> and in his [[Song of Christian]] (written at age sixteen) he describes himself as being lonely and isolated. He couldn't go to pep rallies because they were "Too Loud."

Years later, Chris found out that none of his gal-pals actually liked him that much and hung around with him mostly out of pity, much to his devastation. In the Facebook post where he revealed this, he also made the bizarre claim that he hadn't really been bullied much because he'd never been beaten up or stuffed into a locker, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the vast majority of school bullying consists of emotional, not physical abuse.

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==Go Lancers!==
[[File:TheLancers.jpg|thumb|100px|The logo of the team Chris uploaded on [[Facebook]] on 9 [[August 2013]].]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]. Ironic.]]
Chris was a [[Wikipedia:Water boy|water boy]] (and a "manager", [[Chris and his Ego|according to him]]) for the Manchester High Lancers [[Bionic the Hedgehog|basketball]] team, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" /> Chris's servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other [[jerks|males]] throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory, so much so that he continues to obsess about it... ''over a decade after graduating''.

A few references were slipped into the comic. Manchester High was featured heavily in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. It begins with [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Chris]] hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] back in time to [[1990s#1996|1996]], when Chris was a fourteen-year old waterboy. Based on his actions in the comic, his "manager" job consisted of leaning against a wall. In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi La Skunk]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleader outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ''ModNation'' collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

On 9 [[August 2013]], as Chris continued to fantasize about his high school years, Chris uploaded the logo of the team on [[Facebook]]. In November he revealed his "fantastical" [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego high school]], which was festooned with a number of Lancers stickers. It featured a basketball court, gymnasium, showers, and locker room.

<center><gallery>
File:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|Chris the towel boy.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|The ModNation version.
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|Manchester High basketball player.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|And of course a cheerleader.
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|And, uh, a [[Transformers|Transformer]] Lancer.
File:Lego Lancers.jpg|The Lancers go Lego.
</gallery></center>

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==The Bus==
[[File:Short busses.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's photo. "These busses are full of nutty '[[slow-in-the-minds]]'."]]
[[File:Lego school bus.jpg|thumb|In fantasyland, Chris rides the long bus.]]
At age 15, Chris was "demoted" from the regular school bus to the Special Ed bus for an unknown reason. Out of all the weird, embarrassing details of his life that he has no problem discussing, this is one experience that he has rarely spoken about. It's clear that Chris was scarred by this experience of being forced to spend time with the seriously mentally handicapped, or "[[slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]] retards" [[CWC-isms|as he calls them]].

Chris switched to the Bus of Doom after a confrontation with another student on the Normal Bus. Much like every other time Chris claims to have been physically assaulted, it is unclear exactly what happened. He has only told the story twice;<ref name="Jackie Chat 9"/><ref>[[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> in one version it sounds like Chris started a fight because he wanted to get off the bus first, and in the other version it sounds like a [[niggos|niggo]] punched him for no reason. Whatever happened, Chris cites this incident as the reason for his exclusion from Gen Pop.

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==The Seinor Prom==

Chris took his [[Barbara|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. His [[gal pal]] [[Tiffany]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris (and arguably seemed like hours to Tiffany too). Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg|Stay classy, Virginia.
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|"Don't go gropin' anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'."
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Chris was probably more interested in the food than the two young ladies.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point.
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue!
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==

[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had [[Chris and English|MORE FANCIER]] AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. [[Chris and anger|I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD]]!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. [[Barbara Chandler|My mother]] found me later and comforted me; [[Bob Chandler|my father]] was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.}}

[[Image:Chris accepting diploma at MHS graduation.jpg|thumb|Chris accepts his MHS diploma on stage. This photo must have been taken immediately before he ran off to cry.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].}}

More recently, however, he has rewritten the story to incorporate his nostalgia for lost friendships:<ref>[[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events]]. See also [[Autism Tutorial Part 3]] and [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris is losing friends]].</ref>

{{quotebox|Graduation time: I only got a Star pin for my grades; No Awards for my talents. Between that and leaving the Best circle of friends I ever had, along with leaving the Best days of my life behind, I shook no one's hand and cried a Lot upon receiving my diploma. Plus it was raining heavily that Graduation day.}}

The evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

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==Lingering attachments==

{{quote|I left my [[heart level|heart]] back at Manchester High in Midlothian.|Chris<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]</ref>}}

Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because snapping at an [[autism|autistic]] child in a public school can get you suspended.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, in whom Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga. His graduation ceremony is perhaps one of his most painful memories, and it's particularly fitting that Chris transforms the experience into a villain in his own comic book, all things considered.

In 2013, inspired in large part by ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony Equestria Girls]]'' (his second favorite movie of all time), Chris made a Lego model of his school, complete with labelled mini-figures of his old gal pals, because Chris being Chris, he obviously doesn't realize how creepy this is. In October, he showcased his creation in a [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|YouTube video]], a few days after [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|discovering]] that his high school gal pals, being brave and compassionate souls, only tolerated him and allowed him near them out of pity. Not that Chris appreciates such charity.

When his [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]] on 10 January 2014, the Lego high school partially melted, and was photographed and salvaged by Chris the very next day. One of his first orders of business after moving into his [[Rental House|temporary home]] was to rebuild the school, which he accomplished by March, rededicating it to MHS. He continued to expand it into the summer, and used his high school yearbook to make Lego figurines of the entire staff.

==Reunion plans==

{{quote|I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.|Chris on his "Promised Reunion"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref>}}
[[File:Reunion.jpg|thumb|Chris's flier for the failed 15 annual reunion.]]
Chris's intense yearning to return to high school manifested itself in a protracted focus on attending his reunion. He imagined his reunion almost exclusively within the context of reconnecting with his old gal-pals, specifically [[Tiffany Gowen]], who he planned on asking to dance. In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris noted that he didn't know exactly when this would take place, but he made no effort to find out until mid-2010, as he assumed somebody from the school would have contacted him by then. He decided to be proactive and took several clumsy steps to bring the reunion to fruition. He planned to call the principal and demand action. He personally typed up a list of his classmates' names, and on 27 [[August 2010]], uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to [[YouTube]], a desperate plea for help in organizing it. Then he left it up to his father to field the incoming calls. Nothing came of this apart from [[weens|weening]].<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]], [[Jackie E-mails 10]], and [[Jackie E-mails 21]].</ref> In November there may have been a class reunion, but either way, Chris did not attend.

Three years later, still missing his old circle of gal-pals, he tried again, this time for a fifteenth annual reunion, even though it would be ''two years'' in the future. In August 2013, he contacted and friended everyone in the Class of 2000 he could track down. He sent gifts to some of them and started to refer to his class as "My Family." "I feel this is of utmost importance; I do not want anyone absent from the main reunion I am rounding everyone up for," he emphasized.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Reunion update]]</ref> With the assistance of smarter people than himself, he produced a flier, and used his personal Facebook page to provide updates. Simultaneously he engrossed himself in the parallel fantasy of constructing his Lego Manchester High School. However, a combination of general apathy, troll shenanigans, and his Facebook friends' exposure to the bizarre and assholish sides of Chris thwarted his efforts. The roof caved in on 30 October, when he learned that his so-called friends had been nothing more than "hired help." He sank into depression and stopped caring about the reunion. The following summer he grumbled, "F***ing, D***ed Facebook, Ruining Socializing and making Reunions considered outdated and obsolete). ]:(."<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

== References ==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://mychesterfieldschools.com/schools/high-school/manchester/ Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Manchester High School]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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1999

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Letter Z: Poke → Poké

[[Image:0500-CWCAsh1.jpg|thumb|right|'''1999''', the Poké-madness breaks loose.]]
[[Image:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1999'''. This image is win.]]
[[Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Chris pic from '''1999'''.]]
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the PokéNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at the [[Game Place]] around this time. Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.

During this year the Chandlers were allegedly harassed by a man named Jamie Dunn, who attempted to land [[Bob]] in prison.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

==Events==
===January===
* 10 January - Chris creates an illustrated timeline of the various amendments to the United States Constitution for his [[high school]] U.S. Government class.
* 13 January - Chris receives a perfect score on a review sheet for Chapter 10 of his U.S. Government book.
* 19 January - Chris writes 13 Lucky Writing Tips for his [[English]] class.
* 31 January - ''[[Family Guy]]'' debuts on Fox.

===February===
* 3 February - Chris completes (and fails) the "Describing Development" assignment for his parenting class.
* 8 February - Chris completes a [[Spanish]] assignment about adjectives using drawings of video game characters and cartoon characters. He receives a perfect score. This is the earliest evidence of Chris's interest in [[Pokémon]].
* 11 February - Chris writes an opinion paper about students working while in high school.
* 12 February - Chris writes an opinion paper about students working while in high school.
* 19 February - Chris interviews his parents for his parenting class at [[Manchester High School]].
* 23 February - Chris completes a study guide for Chapter 2 of his Parenting textbook. Also, Chris fails a U.S. Government assignment about "WHAT HAPPENS IF I BREAK THE [[Chris and the law|LAW]]???"
* 24 February - Chris's 17th [[birthday]]. To commemorate the occasion, Chris evidently completes a drawing, "[[Bionic|Bionic Over Autism]]." This drawing would later be included in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]. This is also the day when Espanolic, one of Chris's more [[Chris and race|racist]] creations, was born.

===March===
* 5 March - Chris creates a study guide for Chapter 5 of his Parenting textbook.
* 10 March - Chris writes an essay to prepare for the SOL test. He proposes that a swimming pool should be added to the campus of [[Manchester High School]].
* 13 March - Vegaton, the evolution of Espanolic, is born.
* 15 March - Chris forms answers for questions that he is to answer for a mock job interview in his chemistry class.
* 25 March - Chris writes an essay about why John F. Kennedy was the best president evar.

===April===
* 10 April - Drummor, a noisy Pokémon, is created by our autistic hero.
* 12 April - Chris writes a paper about having to wear an empathy belly for his Parenting class.
* 15 April - Chris neglects to complete an assignment for his U.S. Government class, despite having written his name and the date on the paper.
* 16 April - Chris makes a Luigi Pokémon card.
* 17 April - Christian creates the "original" Pokémon card for Blue, or Snubbull.
* 18 April - Togepi is made as a Pokémon card by Chris.
* 23 April - Mixed Up Farfetch'd and Missingno. are created as Pokémon Cards by Chris.
* 23 April - Chris melts down as he attempts to complete a quiz on Judicial Branch Terms for his U.S. History class, writing "WHY????!!!!!" on top of his paper. He failed the quiz.
* 23 April - Chris creates his outline for an [[English]] essay on the relationship between Japan and the United States during World War II.
* 24 April - Luigi, everyone's favorite Nintendo character, is made into an "original" Pokémon card by Chris, as well as Baniru, or Marrill, and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 April - The domain for [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] in the Pokémon Community is reserved, by someone going by the name Starplayer, for use by Chris.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/19990902144020/http://pokemon.acmecity.com/james/190/</ref>

===May===
* 3 May - Chris fails to follow directions when completing an assignment about the constitution for his U.S. Government class.
* 4 May - Chris writes his essay on the relationship between Japan and the United States during World War II.
* 5 May - Bushwacked, a grass Pokémon, is made into a Pokémon card by Chris. He also creates the works cited, or "Trabajos 'Cited'", page for his Japan essay and types his essay.
* 10 May - Chris completes a test for Chapter Five of his U.S. Government textbook and correctly answers each question on one side, but fails to complete the other side of the test, resulting in his failure.

===June===
* 6 June - Chris's English teacher gives Chris a report concerning his grades on various assignments and his final grade for the term/year. He received a D+ in the term and a 78 for the year.

===July===
* 1 July - In an attempt to promote [[CWC's Pokésite 1|his own website]], Chris posts a comment on the guestbook of a website called Lione Productions.<ref name="Lione Productions">[[:File:134331167038.png]]</ref>
* 3 July - [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] sign the guestbook of [[CWC's Pokésite 1]].
* 6 July - Koffingroo, a poisonous kangaroo Pokémon, is born.
* 16 July - A number of new Pokémon are created by Chris on this day, such as Cymbolic, a cymbal Pokémon, Flashbulb and Coonbulb, light bulb Pokémon, and Bugzapp, an insect Pokémon.
* 22 July - Christian launches [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
* 29 July - A friend signs Chris's guestbook and tells him that she hopes he continues learning HTML.

===August===
* August/September - Christian begins his senior year at [[Manchester High School]].
* 15 August - Chris makes a Duelist magazine cover featuring his custom Pokémon cards.
* 17 August - Weeler and Hotfinish, vehicle Pokémon, are born.
* 18 August - Strongtire, a robot Pokémon, is born.
* 24 August - Compufrog, a Pokémon "made from computer programming", is born. Also, Chris edits his Snubbull card to its correct name.
* 25 August - Chris creates his Pokédex trainer card.
* 27 August - Chris updates his Marrill card to its correct name.
* 30 August - Chris makes Yoshi, ANOTHER [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] character, as a Pokémon.

===September===
* 22 September - Chris writes his own myth - "[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls]]". According to Chris, his [[English]] teacher thought it was great.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//intrstry.htm</ref>
* 26 September - Chris creates the Christian W. Chandler trainer card.
* 30 September - A friend, Mrs. Johnson, signs Chris's guestbook and says that she knows of "others" that would like his website and she will pass it on to them.

===October===
* 7 October - ''[[Excel Saga]]'' [[anime]] premieres.
* 13 October - Chris launches the news section on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|new Pokémon site]] and posts the first two articles.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/pokste2.htm</ref>
* 14 October - Chris posts on his site regarding a Pokémon [[contest]] for a trip to [[PandaHalo|Australia]].
* 16 October - Chris is featured in [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the PokéNews|PokéNews]], dressed up as Ash.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 20 October - Chris reports on his site about new Pokémon cards.
* 22 October - Chris posts information on his site about three Pokémon.
* 28 October - Chris posts on his site about another Pokémon [[contest]].
* 30 October - Chris publishes "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls" on his Pokémon site.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/pokste2.htm</ref>

===November===
* 4 November - Chris updates an article on his Pokémon site about a [[Burger King]] tie-in.
* 16 November - Chris starts a list of promo cards on his website.
* 18 November - Chris apologizes for not updating his website recently because he had homework.
* 21 November - ''[[Pokémon|Pokémon Gold]]'' and ''[[Pokémon|Silver]]'' are released in Japan. First appearance of [[Reginald Sneasel|Sneasel]].
* 22 November - Chris makes [[Autism|Plautistic]], one of his only [[Sonichu|useless]] Pokémon.
* 25 November - Chris makes Donphan, an already existing Pokémon, into one of his "originals."
* 30 November - Chris reprints a Pokémon timeline from a local newspaper on his website.

===December===
* 5 December - A Pokémon fan signs his website guestbook.
* 9 December - Chris signs the guestbook of Lione Productions once more.<ref name="Lione Productions" />
* 15 December - Chris reports on a new Pokédex on his Pokémon site.

==References==
<references />

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