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May 2015 Facebook posts

2015-05-28T15:49:48Z

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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[May 2015]]. During this month he also made a memorable contribution to his public group, [[Brassieres For Males]].

==Summary==
* 3 May - Chris announces a new batch of [[Sonichu]] [[Amiibo]] for sale on [[eBay]].
* 4 May - In an update, Chris declares that the Amiibo are nearly sold out.
* 5 May - Chris imagines [[Wild]] and [[Bubbles]] in the game Super Smash Bros.
* 5 May - Chris signs a petition to pay homage to lesbian rocker Melissa Etheridge.
* 12 May - Chris posts some new self-portraits. Comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that he is taking hormones, which Chris confirms.
* 14 May - Chris posts the first draft of a note asking his friends to have sex with him.
* 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature again to make a elaborate on his plea for hanky-panky.
* 15 May - Chris discusses how [[Angelica]] would like to play Super Smash Bros.
* 16 May - Chris releases texts of a disturbing sex discussion with an unknown person.
* 21 May - Chris tells a bizarre story about [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] and self-fertilization.
* 23 May - Chris answers questions (which no one had asked) about what it's like to be transgender.
* 23 May - Chris tells his public that his [[duck]] goes up when loud music makes his mantits vibrate.
* 24 May - In a post unusual for its normality, Chris remembers [[Bob]] on Memorial Day.
* 24 May - Chris makes two comments about [[Derpy]], warning of "Riots and Catastrophes" if her name is changed to "Muffins."

==Chris's posts==
===More Amiibo===
On 3 May Chris posted a new link to his [[eBay]] account with the notice:

{{quotebox|3 May 2015
Ten More Certified [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] [[Amiibo|Figures]] available now; ready to ship as early as Tomorrow, Monday the 4th!}}

===Nearly Sold Out===
The following day he updated:

{{quotebox|4 May 2015
One Last Figure available/remaining for this month! Will ship it as early as tomorrow if ordered today!}}

===Wild and Bubbles in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|5 May 2015
<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu|WildSonichu‬]]'s choice character for SSB is Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong. Jungle Boogie!

‪<nowiki>#</nowiki>‎[[Bubbles Rosechu|BubblesRosechu‬]]'s choices are Peach or Rosalina. Pretty Blue Dress with a star; Princess takes down her captor. And they fight with style and sass!

Also, let's vote for ‪#[[Sonichu (character)|‎Sonichu]]‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎[[Rosechu‬]] Stories directly from me, in addition to potential [[Sonichu (comic)|comic pages]], I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#[[Angelica Rosechu|‎AngelicaRosechu]]‬'s Character Choice.
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[[File:BubblesSSB.jpg|thumb|200px]]}}

In the above image, Wild is saying:

{{quoteboxgreen|I like the jungle life. My family and I enjoy tree-hopping and vine swinging now and then. Easy guess for my SSB characters: Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong. DK is a jungle monkey I can relate with in simple jungle life. Not only ground-pounding tough, but hay making a self-propeller to clear the space is neat. I would get a bit dizzy if I did that; I tried. I'm better off vine-swinging to stay airborn. Jungle Boogie!}}

Bubbles sez:

{{quoteboxred|I like the pretty and styling outfits the gals in the game wear; I like the princess roles, and when they fight back, they're awesome! Rosalina's outfit is blue like me, but sending a star to fight for her, I feel, is not as good as fighting for yourself. I like Peach better; style, sass, and her fight has class! If it was me in her pumps, dress and crown, I'd take Bowser down not with only a K.O. punch or ring-out into his own lava pools, but I'd Drown him with more than a Surf's load of water!}}

===Come to My Window, Chris===
On 5 May, Chris posted from Change.org that he had signed a petition to induct [[Wikipedia:Melissa Etheridge|Melissa Etheridge]] into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

===Chris Takes Hormones===
On 12 May, Chris posted two new photos of himself. [[Kim]] made two telling comments:

{{quoteboxred|Awesome! The hormones seem to be working great! :)}}

{{quoteboxred|Are you planning on ordering a second batch?}}

Chris then discovered that Forum member CatParty had written, "he looks like a D cup now." Chris posted a screenshot of this comment with the note:

{{quotebox|:j This person got my new cup size right on the first try in the second response on the [[Kiwi Farms|"Trollin' Farms" Forum]] new topic of the day.}}

In retaliation, Chris made another post which only makes sense as a caption to a horrifying photo he posted on his sister Facebook page, [[Brassieres For Males]]:

{{quotebox|Enjoy my cookies, sugah!}}

When his friends expressed concern about medical issues surrounding hormone therapy, Chris reassured:

{{quotebox|Already spoke with [[Chris and health|my doctor]]; it is cool.}}

===All This and Eye-Contact Too!===
On 14 May Chris posted the first draft of a rare Facebook note:

{{quotebox|14 May 2015
Hey, Y'all. This post for my new [[gal pals|women friends]] who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; [[Women's Rights|it is your call]]. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

I understand how my born [[duck|"part"]], shall we say, would offend, and [[Charlottesville]] is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. A friend can be referred to me as well. My DQ friends can help me there as well, please.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.}}

In response to feedback, he wrote a second, longer draft without deleting the first one:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
Hey, Y'all. This post for my new women friends who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; it is your call. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

From amongst my Friendships, I sincerely wish for a Long-Term Relationship with one of the women. I also understand that it takes great [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|trials and errors]] from the number of friendships, acquaintainceships, and even a few short-term relationships. And most certainly a good amount of sexual experience to help satisfy my final Long-Term Relationship partner. I am also most open-minded towards an Open Relationship (and I have a [[Catherine|past ex-relationship]] that helped me learn for the better of that).

Rest assured, my primary motive first-off is Friendships that I pray will last a long time. I write this Note, because I am [[Mia Hamm|out of practice sexually]], and I find it difficult to bring up the subject face-to-face out of respect. And I would like to be more sex-positive in my life.

Seriously, if my primary motive was sexual, I would be practically a [[Carlos Chantor|Hooker]] by now, but I am Not.

I understand how my born "part", shall we say, would offend, and Charlottesville is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. I fully do identify myself as a woman, regardless of the born male part. A friend can be referred to me as well. My D.Q. friends, please help me there as well.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.}}

Additionally he included:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
'''A Short Friend Request Policy Note'''

Quoting Kenneth Englehardt, "In terms of getting off to a good start on building relationships with females, I would recommend you revise your friends policy with a public note saying you will accept Facebook friends from both genders (i.e.gay and striaght males & gay and straight females) as well as transgendered in both directions (both M to F and F to M). I have the same thing for my Facebook friends policy and the one thing I can say about this Christine is that it works."

I DO have a general policy to accept Facebook Friend Requests from both genders, including all amongst my LGBTQ community. But the reason why I generally do not accept Unsolicited Requests is a MAJOR Difference from when I Personally send out my own Friend Requests, as well as accepting Friend Requests from people I have met face to face beforehand. Since I have generally become paranoid of Internet [[Trolls]] and CyberBullies since [[2007]], I find the majority of the Unsolocited Incoming Friend Requests from People I have not met face to face beforehand, or that I do not know of who they are, are all Feared to be of Trolls and Bullies. And I do not accept Friend Requests from such Bad People.

Thank you.}}

Within a few days he had deleted all of this, and left his public with:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
'''Hey, Ladies. Befriend Me, then Try Me.
'''

Come along and talk with me; I offer pleasant conversations, and I am a great listener. I am also compassionate and loyal. Hopefully I can be likable to you. My heart is open to all kind women.

And for nothing more than the experience, you may give me a try in private. Protected and no penetration required. I have an open mind for what you may desire. traditional for the straight women. clit-rubbing and pussy eating for the lesbians. And any way for the bisexual women. Massages, making out, lots of attention and eye contact, and whatever else desired, for all Women regardless of orientation!

No Strings Attached, unless we mutually agree towards something long-term. And I am down for an open relationship as well. And I will remain your good friend with open heart for as long as possible, anyhow.

Don't delay, ladies, meet me in person, and find the womanly glow I exude for your appreciation and hopeful satisfaction. [[heart level|heart emoticon]]

If you have already met me, and I gave you my card, you may message, text or call me anytime for further conversations and communications. Or, perhaps, plan some good fun, if you wish to.}}

The trolls, being trolls, were skeptical about Chris's intentions. He replied to his own note to lash out at them:

{{quotebox|I do not know or understand Every Single Thing; NOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING. I am not Perfect either; NOBODY IS PERFECT. But I have read, re-read and read more than another time Lesbianism in American History to fully appreciate the struggles and pains we soul sisters had to go through for our present and future generations! And it took a Lot to get us from perverted doctors "prescribing" whoring us out with the Law turning a blind eye during the 1800s, to the Equal Rights Protests we continue to march in today!

When I tell you Friendship is Top Priority to me with the women, I Damn Well Mean It Just That from the bottom of my Woman Heart and Soul! And you Haters who continue to offer Nothing Positively Contributional, I tell you all: To The Left and Far Well Behind me in the Distant Past with you and your Cruel Ways!

Good Day.}}

===Angelica in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|15 May 2015
[[File:AngelicaSSB.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]
<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>[[Angelica Rosechu|AngelicaRosechu]]‬'s choice is Pit. She is a servant of [[Jesus]]; He is a servant to Palutena. And their primary weapons are Bows and Arrows.

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#[[Punchy Sonichu|‎PunchySonichu]]‬'s Character Choice.}}

Angelica's comments:

{{quoteboxred|Pit, hands down! As a servant of our Lord, I feel good with Pit as my character of choice in the games. Also, since my forte' is more dedicated in soaring high for Jesus, I rarely had much practice throwing lightning. Instead, I form a lightning-made bow, and a lightning bolt, and I do great as an archer. Palatina; to play as a Goddess is tempting, but I live to serve. And with Dark Pit,...do you REALLY Expect ME to join the Dark Side, like, EVER? Never!}}

===Did I Forget to Tell You About the Bonobos?===
On 16 May, Chris posted images of a text dialogue between himself and an unknown [[white knight]]:

Friend:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing I can tell you is that scissoring isn't as popular as you think it is. I tried it twice, and decided it just wasn't worth it. It's VERY uncomfortable, and a LOT of work to feel almost nothing. It's very hard to rub something that small together. What lesbians DO like is pussy eating. If you're good with your tongue, you're golden. This is your best shot at having lesbian sex.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I have found that I am quite [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|good with my tongue]]; I am very interested in eating pussy. And if you check out the Female Bonobo Monkies, a lot of them are Lesbians with each other; they have extended clitoris. And one can view the [[pickle|male part]] like an extended clitoris, regardless of what it actually is. Put a [[raincoat|condom]] on it, and rub the side against a clitoris, not only Really does good for me, but I imagine and empathize stimulating for her as well. And I understand they like dildo-play as well, so if my actual condomed one is not cool for her, I am willing to wear a [[Sex toys|strapee]] with her fave dildo. And I don't have to have it rubbed for pleasure; caress my [[manboobs|breasts]] and touch me all over with the silky, smooth hands and fingers and nails, hmmmmmm! So Goood!

I am very open minded with the lesbian play, and I know a sufficient amount from some of the porn, as well as the Tribadism Wikipedia page, and here and there. My favorite Lesbian porn site that really thrills me is welivetogether.com. Not a member, but the samples are good.

My expectations are realistic, and what I can do and am open for, from what she, of any orientation, likes, I feel I can manage well. ;)
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===Meet Russel and Cynthia===

This particular post discusses how Chris's recent transgender antics have affected his comic persona. His furry transformation is now female, while his human form is now a tomgirl. What makes this development particularly disturbing is how Chris goes on to say that he took his own semen and used it to impregnate himself while in Sonichu form. He later gives birth to twins, which somehow do not have any genetic deformities (including autism).

{{quotebox|21 May 2015
Who wants to hear a silly story that is sure to shock some people?

To synchronize with myself here from the city of [[Cwcville]], the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|me there]] is also very much a Lesbian Transwoman. After coming out, it had been a while until when she was needed to save the day in Cwcville. So, she transformed into the updated [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] (see drawings and new [[Amiibo]] figure photos). She now has in this form Breasts bigger than her D-Cup, her tail was now complimentary to her soulful identity. It was not until after saving the city from the forces of [[Count Graduon]] and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was abreast with delight and glee when she found not the [[pickle|Male Part]], but a [[China|Vagina]]!
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. "Oh, My Gosh! I can hardly believe it!" She said excitedly. "Oh! I should get an x-ray. Oh, even better! [[Magi-Chan]]!" She mentally linked with Magi-Chan Sonichu. He visioned into her organ structure with his Psychic Powers. "Yes, Miss Chandler, you Have a uterus and ovaries, even some ovium", he told her.

After some time and thought, Christine had an idea. Back in human form, she extracted some of her [[navy|essence]]. Then in (female) Sonichu form, she shot her essence up herself. Then, there was more trouble from the count in the city. So she and the electric-hedgehogs thwarted his soul-crushing plans again. After that, when she tried to transform back to human, she could not. She was stuck in her Chris Chan Sonichu form. Then between Magi-Chan and the examinations at the hospital, she was knocked up for sure. And quick enough for any egg-laying Pokémon, two weeks later, she laid an egg. After laying the egg, she was able to transform back into her human form. And after another three weeks of keeping it warm, cozy and safe, the egg hatched. And it was Twins! A Sonee and a Rosee! She named them Russel and Cynthia. Under the care and visits between Christine, Sonichu and Rosechu, they both grew up to be a healthy Sonichu and Rosechu with no birth defects at all, not even any autism. Russel grew his own interests of the culture of [[Daniel Weston|England and the Brits]]. Cynthia grew to enjoy her [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee roots]], and became a [[nudes|naturist]] as well.

And all things considered, this story can not be helped but be cannon to the series and stories of mine. Not only that, but it definitely goes to show, Pokémon Are People.

LOL.

Have a good day.
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Waterhead asked:

{{quoteboxred|Will you adapt this into [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu #11]] after the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas story]] is finished?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Maybe}}

Rowan Dunstan was confused:

{{quoteboxgreen|How can Chrisine-Chan Sonichu be a Sonichu? Wouldn't he become a Rosechu? You've said before that no female Sonichu exist, just like no Rosechu males exist. How did this change happen, also? Was it part of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]?

Also, how could the child be a Rosee if no Rosechu was used to impregnate? And wouldn't they be half-human, half Sonichu since it was human sperm with a Sonichu egg?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|I am sticking with the same character name, regardless of what I have become. [[Silvana Rosechu]] has a similar, yet spell-induced, organ change; she was still referred to as a Rosechu. You can say my alt-character is a Rosechu, but the name remains the same by my choice: Chris Chan Sonichu. From a Rosechu, regardless, as long as the full and functioning Female Reproductive organs are there, she can give birth to either a Sonee or a Rosee.

You can't make a Human baby when the mother is not human (not counting the human-type Pokémon). But sure is as "a child woke up one day as a Kadabra", the number of them, not all, are human.

That prophecy was to explain a bit of the enchantment of the original [[medallion]].

And, in case you haven't noticed, [[Chris and his Ego#Narcissistic personality disorder|I impregnated myself]]; soo rare, it's near impossible!}}

Kim alluded to ''The Room'' to remark:

{{quoteboxred|Wow, what a story. I'm guessing you went with a natural impregnation?}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Depends, is it natural when my own essence was squirted into myself with s syringe or a turkey baster?}}

Kenneth was also confused:

{{quoteboxgreen|So let me see if I got it: Chris Chan Sonichu is now a female in her Sonichu form and she is impregnated by Magi-Chan. She laid an egg and from that egg hatched twins.}}

Rowan made a correction:

{{quoteboxred|No, Magi-Chan is not the father. Chris-Chan's human form is the father.}}

Chris confirmed:

{{quotebox|That is right.}}

He later added:

{{quotebox|On further thought, I might go with Chrissy-Chan Rosechu for an alternative name for my updated form.}}

===The Mailbag Returns===
On 22 May, Chris shared a [https://www.facebook.com/BBCFreeSpeech/videos/641182835981226/?pnref=story BBC video] featuring a Q&A with transgendered folk. He couldn't resist adding his own wisdom:

{{quotebox|23 May 2015
To answer these questions myself, I really agree with what these people said, but in my own words:

-When did you decide to be Transgender?
It is Not really a decision; my feminine soul has always been inside and right in front of me throughout my whole life. The better question would be, when did the reality smack you to realize your true internal, gender identity? LOL

-Which bathroom do you use?
Gender neutral restrooms are good. But damned either way; I am using the restroom of My choice, and I exercise my Rights to the facility that better suits Me. On that, I really hate the Urinals; not only unsanitary on the splash back, but Lack of better privacy! Ugh!

-Have you had the op?
No, but I am considering it for in the future. If I can afford it. But not big a hurry; less than 20% of transgenders have their ops. And I am exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina.

-How do you have sex?
Like most anyone; traditional and lesbian; my mind is open to the preferences of my partner(s) during the time. But not for the voyers; keep out.

-Are you a drag queen?/Difference between (trans) vestite and gender?
I'd go on stage and perform; I am very comfortable in my [[Chris and fashion|feminine wardrobe]]. But I AM a transgender; I totally and truly identify as the woman and lesbian soul I have been. The transvestites, gays enjoying the dresses and skirts with male mindsets. I do not judge, but I do set myself apart as an individual.

-Are you sure you're not just gay?
I am One Hundred Percent Positive that I am fully into Women, and I feel most at ease around them in good Friendship. With the Drag Queens, I am good with being in good friendship as well, as long as we have mutual respects of our respective preferences. They can have their men, I will most enjoy the company of the women, [[gal pals]], girl friends (with or without benefits, and my [[sweetheart]] to come from one of them or whatever.

-Do I call you he, she, them?
Get the clue from our individual attire and self-presentations. If you were mistaken, it is alright. There is no shame or embarrassment in asking; it shows respect from you, and we all appreciate the respect very much.

-Would you ever go back?
NO. I felt depressed with being male; it was just not me. Plus, it is like that phrase, "Once you go [[niggos|black]], you can't go back." I will Not ever deny any of my past; it built and strengthened me and my character as a person and individual.

-Can I see a photo (of how you looked before)?
Sure! No denial or hiding there. Google my name; Lots of my older photos on the freaking [[Internet]].

-I can tell...
Whatever. You are not the "boss" of me. Go pick on one of your Bully friends. Then, you might actually get punched in the jaw in response. I do what makes me happy, or at least feel better.

-Can I feel your boobs?
Maybe, but it would depend on my mood and situation at the face-to-face, in person, time. My lower privates are off limits, without my own consent.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Manboob Tunes===
{{quotebox|23 May 2015
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Here is a most audio-sonic feeling. While at the club last night, the music was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my [[manboobs|rack]]! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my [[manboobs|breasts]], almost like my [[manboobs|breasts]] had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!

Has anyone else felt that in y'all's lifetime before? Also, science: explain it, please.

I would soo pick up a large pair of headphones and place them onto my [[manboobs|hooters]] to feel it over and over again! Damn!

Vinyl, hit dat bass!}}

===Memorial Day Reflections===
{{quotebox|24 May 2015
Watching the PBS special from DC with [[Barb|my family]].

I also had rented and watched [[Wikipedia:American Sniper|"American Sniper"]] a few days ago. It was a good and emotional film.

It also made me think of what [[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Charles Schulz]] said through Lucy Van Pelt. "In all of man kind's history, there's never any worse damage done than by people who Thought they were doing the right thing."

Regardless of either country defending their communities and homes, or what reasons they had at the times, people, local and distant, still got hurt emotionally and mentally; deep.

We still thank all who stood up to make their home and community differences. I believe the means towards a better resolution could have been a lot less violent, and more heartfelt and reasonable.

And my mom and I still miss my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]], every day. He served in Souel Korea, stationed at the Signal Corp. He made Korean friends during his time there as well.

Happy Memorial Day.}}

===Riots and Catastrophes===
In a post on the [[My Little Pony]] Facebook page, someone used the name "Muffins" to refer to the pony usually referred to by the controversial name "Derpy." Chris wrote:

{{quotebox|24 May 2015
I predict Riots and Catastrophes as horrific as [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic's arm colour change]] if we hear at any point in the TV Show, ANYPONY repeatedly calling Ditzy Doo, Derpy or Bubbly Mare, Muffins!

Don't call a Pony a name based on what she might like to eat! Especially when on more than Three Occasions before, she Had Already Been Named! UGH!!!}}

===Reading Faces===
In a reply to someone's artwork on the page "Derpy Hooves and Friends - Friendship is Muffins," Chris asked:

{{quotebox|24 May 2015
[[File:DerpyMuffins.jpg|thumb|left]]
What does that facial expression mean?
Neutral? Confused? Shocked?

Someone, Please tell me, because [[Autism|I do not know.]]}}

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May 2015 Facebook posts

2015-05-28T15:47:51Z

Liberty: /* Meet Russel and Cynthia */

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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[May 2015]]. During this month he also made a memorable contribution to his public group, [[Brassieres For Males]].

==Summary==
* 3 May - Chris announces a new batch of [[Sonichu]] [[Amiibo]] for sale on [[eBay]].
* 4 May - In an update, Chris declares that the Amiibo are nearly sold out.
* 5 May - Chris imagines [[Wild]] and [[Bubbles]] in the game Super Smash Bros.
* 5 May - Chris signs a petition to pay homage to lesbian rocker Melissa Etheridge.
* 12 May - Chris posts some new self-portraits. Comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that he is taking hormones, which Chris confirms.
* 14 May - Chris posts the first draft of a note asking his friends to have sex with him.
* 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature again to make a elaborate on his plea for hanky-panky.
* 15 May - Chris discusses how [[Angelica]] would like to play Super Smash Bros.
* 16 May - Chris releases texts of a disturbing sex discussion with an unknown person.
* 21 May - Chris tells a bizarre story about [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] and self-fertilization.
* 23 May - Chris answers questions (which no one had asked) about what it's like to be transgender.
* 23 May - Chris tells his public that his [[duck]] goes up when loud music makes his mantits vibrate.
* 24 May - In a post unusual for its normality, Chris remembers [[Bob]] on Memorial Day.
* 24 May - Chris makes two comments about [[Derpy]], warning of "Riots and Catastrophes" if her name is changed to "Muffins."

==Chris's posts==
===More Amiibo===
On 3 May Chris posted a new link to his [[eBay]] account with the notice:

{{quotebox|3 May 2015
Ten More Certified [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] [[Amiibo|Figures]] available now; ready to ship as early as Tomorrow, Monday the 4th!}}

===Nearly Sold Out===
The following day he updated:

{{quotebox|4 May 2015
One Last Figure available/remaining for this month! Will ship it as early as tomorrow if ordered today!}}

===Wild and Bubbles in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|5 May 2015
<nowiki>#</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu|WildSonichu‬]]'s choice character for SSB is Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong. Jungle Boogie!

‪<nowiki>#</nowiki>‎[[Bubbles Rosechu|BubblesRosechu‬]]'s choices are Peach or Rosalina. Pretty Blue Dress with a star; Princess takes down her captor. And they fight with style and sass!

Also, let's vote for ‪#[[Sonichu (character)|‎Sonichu]]‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎[[Rosechu‬]] Stories directly from me, in addition to potential [[Sonichu (comic)|comic pages]], I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#[[Angelica Rosechu|‎AngelicaRosechu]]‬'s Character Choice.
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In the above image, Wild is saying:

{{quoteboxgreen|I like the jungle life. My family and I enjoy tree-hopping and vine swinging now and then. Easy guess for my SSB characters: Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong. DK is a jungle monkey I can relate with in simple jungle life. Not only ground-pounding tough, but hay making a self-propeller to clear the space is neat. I would get a bit dizzy if I did that; I tried. I'm better off vine-swinging to stay airborn. Jungle Boogie!}}

Bubbles sez:

{{quoteboxred|I like the pretty and styling outfits the gals in the game wear; I like the princess roles, and when they fight back, they're awesome! Rosalina's outfit is blue like me, but sending a star to fight for her, I feel, is not as good as fighting for yourself. I like Peach better; style, sass, and her fight has class! If it was me in her pumps, dress and crown, I'd take Bowser down not with only a K.O. punch or ring-out into his own lava pools, but I'd Drown him with more than a Surf's load of water!}}

===Come to My Window, Chris===
On 5 May, Chris posted from Change.org that he had signed a petition to induct [[Wikipedia:Melissa Etheridge|Melissa Etheridge]] into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

===Chris Takes Hormones===
On 12 May, Chris posted two new photos of himself. [[Kim]] made two telling comments:

{{quoteboxred|Awesome! The hormones seem to be working great! :)}}

{{quoteboxred|Are you planning on ordering a second batch?}}

Chris then discovered that Forum member CatParty had written, "he looks like a D cup now." Chris posted a screenshot of this comment with the note:

{{quotebox|:j This person got my new cup size right on the first try in the second response on the [[Kiwi Farms|"Trollin' Farms" Forum]] new topic of the day.}}

In retaliation, Chris made another post which only makes sense as a caption to a horrifying photo he posted on his sister Facebook page, [[Brassieres For Males]]:

{{quotebox|Enjoy my cookies, sugah!}}

When his friends expressed concern about medical issues surrounding hormone therapy, Chris reassured:

{{quotebox|Already spoke with [[Chris and health|my doctor]]; it is cool.}}

===All This and Eye-Contact Too!===
On 14 May Chris posted the first draft of a rare Facebook note:

{{quotebox|14 May 2015
Hey, Y'all. This post for my new [[gal pals|women friends]] who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; [[Women's Rights|it is your call]]. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

I understand how my born [[duck|"part"]], shall we say, would offend, and [[Charlottesville]] is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. A friend can be referred to me as well. My DQ friends can help me there as well, please.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.}}

In response to feedback, he wrote a second, longer draft without deleting the first one:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
Hey, Y'all. This post for my new women friends who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; it is your call. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

From amongst my Friendships, I sincerely wish for a Long-Term Relationship with one of the women. I also understand that it takes great [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|trials and errors]] from the number of friendships, acquaintainceships, and even a few short-term relationships. And most certainly a good amount of sexual experience to help satisfy my final Long-Term Relationship partner. I am also most open-minded towards an Open Relationship (and I have a [[Catherine|past ex-relationship]] that helped me learn for the better of that).

Rest assured, my primary motive first-off is Friendships that I pray will last a long time. I write this Note, because I am [[Mia Hamm|out of practice sexually]], and I find it difficult to bring up the subject face-to-face out of respect. And I would like to be more sex-positive in my life.

Seriously, if my primary motive was sexual, I would be practically a [[Carlos Chantor|Hooker]] by now, but I am Not.

I understand how my born "part", shall we say, would offend, and Charlottesville is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. I fully do identify myself as a woman, regardless of the born male part. A friend can be referred to me as well. My D.Q. friends, please help me there as well.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.}}

Additionally he included:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
'''A Short Friend Request Policy Note'''

Quoting Kenneth Englehardt, "In terms of getting off to a good start on building relationships with females, I would recommend you revise your friends policy with a public note saying you will accept Facebook friends from both genders (i.e.gay and striaght males & gay and straight females) as well as transgendered in both directions (both M to F and F to M). I have the same thing for my Facebook friends policy and the one thing I can say about this Christine is that it works."

I DO have a general policy to accept Facebook Friend Requests from both genders, including all amongst my LGBTQ community. But the reason why I generally do not accept Unsolicited Requests is a MAJOR Difference from when I Personally send out my own Friend Requests, as well as accepting Friend Requests from people I have met face to face beforehand. Since I have generally become paranoid of Internet [[Trolls]] and CyberBullies since [[2007]], I find the majority of the Unsolocited Incoming Friend Requests from People I have not met face to face beforehand, or that I do not know of who they are, are all Feared to be of Trolls and Bullies. And I do not accept Friend Requests from such Bad People.

Thank you.}}

Within a few days he had deleted all of this, and left his public with:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
'''Hey, Ladies. Befriend Me, then Try Me.
'''

Come along and talk with me; I offer pleasant conversations, and I am a great listener. I am also compassionate and loyal. Hopefully I can be likable to you. My heart is open to all kind women.

And for nothing more than the experience, you may give me a try in private. Protected and no penetration required. I have an open mind for what you may desire. traditional for the straight women. clit-rubbing and pussy eating for the lesbians. And any way for the bisexual women. Massages, making out, lots of attention and eye contact, and whatever else desired, for all Women regardless of orientation!

No Strings Attached, unless we mutually agree towards something long-term. And I am down for an open relationship as well. And I will remain your good friend with open heart for as long as possible, anyhow.

Don't delay, ladies, meet me in person, and find the womanly glow I exude for your appreciation and hopeful satisfaction. [[heart level|heart emoticon]]

If you have already met me, and I gave you my card, you may message, text or call me anytime for further conversations and communications. Or, perhaps, plan some good fun, if you wish to.}}

The trolls, being trolls, were skeptical about Chris's intentions. He replied to his own note to lash out at them:

{{quotebox|I do not know or understand Every Single Thing; NOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING. I am not Perfect either; NOBODY IS PERFECT. But I have read, re-read and read more than another time Lesbianism in American History to fully appreciate the struggles and pains we soul sisters had to go through for our present and future generations! And it took a Lot to get us from perverted doctors "prescribing" whoring us out with the Law turning a blind eye during the 1800s, to the Equal Rights Protests we continue to march in today!

When I tell you Friendship is Top Priority to me with the women, I Damn Well Mean It Just That from the bottom of my Woman Heart and Soul! And you Haters who continue to offer Nothing Positively Contributional, I tell you all: To The Left and Far Well Behind me in the Distant Past with you and your Cruel Ways!

Good Day.}}

===Angelica in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|15 May 2015
[[File:AngelicaSSB.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]
<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>[[Angelica Rosechu|AngelicaRosechu]]‬'s choice is Pit. She is a servant of [[Jesus]]; He is a servant to Palutena. And their primary weapons are Bows and Arrows.

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#[[Punchy Sonichu|‎PunchySonichu]]‬'s Character Choice.}}

Angelica's comments:

{{quoteboxred|Pit, hands down! As a servant of our Lord, I feel good with Pit as my character of choice in the games. Also, since my forte' is more dedicated in soaring high for Jesus, I rarely had much practice throwing lightning. Instead, I form a lightning-made bow, and a lightning bolt, and I do great as an archer. Palatina; to play as a Goddess is tempting, but I live to serve. And with Dark Pit,...do you REALLY Expect ME to join the Dark Side, like, EVER? Never!}}

===Did I Forget to Tell You About the Bonobos?===
On 16 May, Chris posted images of a text dialogue between himself and an unknown [[white knight]]:

Friend:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing I can tell you is that scissoring isn't as popular as you think it is. I tried it twice, and decided it just wasn't worth it. It's VERY uncomfortable, and a LOT of work to feel almost nothing. It's very hard to rub something that small together. What lesbians DO like is pussy eating. If you're good with your tongue, you're golden. This is your best shot at having lesbian sex.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I have found that I am quite [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|good with my tongue]]; I am very interested in eating pussy. And if you check out the Female Bonobo Monkies, a lot of them are Lesbians with each other; they have extended clitoris. And one can view the [[pickle|male part]] like an extended clitoris, regardless of what it actually is. Put a [[raincoat|condom]] on it, and rub the side against a clitoris, not only Really does good for me, but I imagine and empathize stimulating for her as well. And I understand they like dildo-play as well, so if my actual condomed one is not cool for her, I am willing to wear a [[Sex toys|strapee]] with her fave dildo. And I don't have to have it rubbed for pleasure; caress my [[manboobs|breasts]] and touch me all over with the silky, smooth hands and fingers and nails, hmmmmmm! So Goood!

I am very open minded with the lesbian play, and I know a sufficient amount from some of the porn, as well as the Tribadism Wikipedia page, and here and there. My favorite Lesbian porn site that really thrills me is welivetogether.com. Not a member, but the samples are good.

My expectations are realistic, and what I can do and am open for, from what she, of any orientation, likes, I feel I can manage well. ;)
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===Meet Russel and Cynthia===

This particular post discusses how Chris's recent transgender antics have affected his comic persona. His furry transformation is now female, while his human form is now a tomgirl. What makes this development particularly disturbing is how Chris goes on to say that he took his own semen and used it to impregnate himself while in Sonichu form. He later gives birth to twins, which somehow do not have any genetic deformities (including autism).

{{quotebox|21 May 2015
Who wants to hear a silly story that is sure to shock some people?

To synchronize with myself here from the city of [[Cwcville]], the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|me there]] is also very much a Lesbian Transwoman. After coming out, it had been a while until when she was needed to save the day in Cwcville. So, she transformed into the updated [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] (see drawings and new [[Amiibo]] figure photos). She now has in this form Breasts bigger than her D-Cup, her tail was now complimentary to her soulful identity. It was not until after saving the city from the forces of [[Count Graduon]] and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was abreast with delight and glee when she found not the [[pickle|Male Part]], but a [[China|Vagina]]!
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. "Oh, My Gosh! I can hardly believe it!" She said excitedly. "Oh! I should get an x-ray. Oh, even better! [[Magi-Chan]]!" She mentally linked with Magi-Chan Sonichu. He visioned into her organ structure with his Psychic Powers. "Yes, Miss Chandler, you Have a uterus and ovaries, even some ovium", he told her.

After some time and thought, Christine had an idea. Back in human form, she extracted some of her [[navy|essence]]. Then in (female) Sonichu form, she shot her essence up herself. Then, there was more trouble from the count in the city. So she and the electric-hedgehogs thwarted his soul-crushing plans again. After that, when she tried to transform back to human, she could not. She was stuck in her Chris Chan Sonichu form. Then between Magi-Chan and the examinations at the hospital, she was knocked up for sure. And quick enough for any egg-laying Pokémon, two weeks later, she laid an egg. After laying the egg, she was able to transform back into her human form. And after another three weeks of keeping it warm, cozy and safe, the egg hatched. And it was Twins! A Sonee and a Rosee! She named them Russel and Cynthia. Under the care and visits between Christine, Sonichu and Rosechu, they both grew up to be a healthy Sonichu and Rosechu with no birth defects at all, not even any autism. Russel grew his own interests of the culture of [[Daniel Weston|England and the Brits]]. Cynthia grew to enjoy her [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee roots]], and became a [[nudes|naturist]] as well.

And all things considered, this story can not be helped but be cannon to the series and stories of mine. Not only that, but it definitely goes to show, Pokémon Are People.

LOL.

Have a good day.
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Waterhead asked:

{{quoteboxred|Will you adapt this into [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu #11]] after the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas story]] is finished?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Maybe}}

Rowan Dunstan was confused:

{{quoteboxgreen|How can Chrisine-Chan Sonichu be a Sonichu? Wouldn't he become a Rosechu? You've said before that no female Sonichu exist, just like no Rosechu males exist. How did this change happen, also? Was it part of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]?

Also, how could the child be a Rosee if no Rosechu was used to impregnate? And wouldn't they be half-human, half Sonichu since it was human sperm with a Sonichu egg?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|I am sticking with the same character name, regardless of what I have become. [[Silvana Rosechu]] has a similar, yet spell-induced, organ change; she was still referred to as a Rosechu. You can say my alt-character is a Rosechu, but the name remains the same by my choice: Chris Chan Sonichu. From a Rosechu, regardless, as long as the full and functioning Female Reproductive organs are there, she can give birth to either a Sonee or a Rosee.

You can't make a Human baby when the mother is not human (not counting the human-type Pokémon). But sure is as "a child woke up one day as a Kadabra", the number of them, not all, are human.

That prophecy was to explain a bit of the enchantment of the original [[medallion]].

And, in case you haven't noticed, [[Chris and his Ego#Narcissistic personality disorder|I impregnated myself]]; soo rare, it's near impossible!}}

Kim alluded to ''The Room'' to remark:

{{quoteboxred|Wow, what a story. I'm guessing you went with a natural impregnation?}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Depends, is it natural when my own essence was squirted into myself with s syringe or a turkey baster?}}

Kenneth was also confused:

{{quoteboxgreen|So let me see if I got it: Chris Chan Sonichu is now a female in her Sonichu form and she is impregnated by Magi-Chan. She laid an egg and from that egg hatched twins.}}

Rowan made a correction:

{{quoteboxred|No, Magi-Chan is not the father. Chris-Chan's human form is the father.}}

Chris confirmed:

{{quotebox|That is right.}}

He later added:

{{quotebox|On further thought, I might go with Chrissy-Chan Rosechu for an alternative name for my updated form.}}

===The Mailbag Returns===
On 22 May, Chris shared a [https://www.facebook.com/BBCFreeSpeech/videos/641182835981226/?pnref=story BBC video] featuring a Q&A with transgendered folk. He couldn't resist adding his own wisdom:

{{quotebox|23 May 2015
To answer these questions myself, I really agree with what these people said, but in my own words:

-When did you decide to be Transgender?
It is Not really a decision; my feminine soul has always been inside and right in front of me throughout my whole life. The better question would be, when did the reality smack you to realize your true internal, gender identity? LOL

-Which bathroom do you use?
Gender neutral restrooms are good. But damned either way; I am using the restroom of My choice, and I exercise my Rights to the facility that better suits Me. On that, I really hate the Urinals; not only unsanitary on the splash back, but Lack of better privacy! Ugh!

-Have you had the op?
No, but I am considering it for in the future. If I can afford it. But not big a hurry; less than 20% of transgenders have their ops. And I am exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina.

-How do you have sex?
Like most anyone; traditional and lesbian; my mind is open to the preferences of my partner(s) during the time. But not for the voyers; keep out.

-Are you a drag queen?/Difference between (trans) vestite and gender?
I'd go on stage and perform; I am very comfortable in my [[Chris and fashion|feminine wardrobe]]. But I AM a transgender; I totally and truly identify as the woman and lesbian soul I have been. The transvestites, gays enjoying the dresses and skirts with male mindsets. I do not judge, but I do set myself apart as an individual.

-Are you sure you're not just gay?
I am One Hundred Percent Positive that I am fully into Women, and I feel most at ease around them in good Friendship. With the Drag Queens, I am good with being in good friendship as well, as long as we have mutual respects of our respective preferences. They can have their men, I will most enjoy the company of the women, [[gal pals]], girl friends (with or without benefits, and my [[sweetheart]] to come from one of them or whatever.

-Do I call you he, she, them?
Get the clue from our individual attire and self-presentations. If you were mistaken, it is alright. There is no shame or embarrassment in asking; it shows respect from you, and we all appreciate the respect very much.

-Would you ever go back?
NO. I felt depressed with being male; it was just not me. Plus, it is like that phrase, "Once you go [[niggos|black]], you can't go back." I will Not ever deny any of my past; it built and strengthened me and my character as a person and individual.

-Can I see a photo (of how you looked before)?
Sure! No denial or hiding there. Google my name; Lots of my older photos on the freaking [[Internet]].

-I can tell...
Whatever. You are not the "boss" of me. Go pick on one of your Bully friends. Then, you might actually get punched in the jaw in response. I do what makes me happy, or at least feel better.

-Can I feel your boobs?
Maybe, but it would depend on my mood and situation at the face-to-face, in person, time. My lower privates are off limits, without my own consent.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Manboob Tunes===
{{quotebox|23 May 2015
[[File:BoobSpeakers.jpg|thumb|150px|left]]
Here is a most audio-sonic feeling. While at the club last night, the music was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my [[manboobs|rack]]! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my [[manboobs|breasts]], almost like my [[manboobs|breasts]] had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!

Has anyone else felt that in y'all's lifetime before? Also, science: explain it, please.

I would soo pick up a large pair of headphones and place them onto my [[manboobs|hooters]] to feel it over and over again! Damn!

Vinyl, hit dat bass!}}

===Memorial Day Reflections===
{{quotebox|24 May 2015
Watching the PBS special from DC with [[Barb|my family]].

I also had rented and watched [[Wikipedia:American Sniper|"American Sniper"]] a few days ago. It was a good and emotional film.

It also made me think of what [[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Charles Schulz]] said through Lucy Van Pelt. "In all of man kind's history, there's never any worse damage done than by people who Thought they were doing the right thing."

Regardless of either country defending their communities and homes, or what reasons they had at the times, people, local and distant, still got hurt emotionally and mentally; deep.

We still thank all who stood up to make their home and community differences. I believe the means towards a better resolution could have been a lot less violent, and more heartfelt and reasonable.

And my mom and I still miss my father, [[Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]], every day. He served in Souel Korea, stationed at the Signal Corp. He made Korean friends during his time there as well.

Happy Memorial Day.}}

===Riots and Catastrophes===
In a post on the [[My Little Pony]] Facebook page, someone used the name "Muffins" to refer to the pony usually referred to by the controversial name "Derpy." Chris wrote:

{{quotebox|24 May 2015
I predict Riots and Catastrophes as horrific as [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic's arm colour change]] if we hear at any point in the TV Show, ANYPONY repeatedly calling Ditzy Doo, Derpy or Bubbly Mare, Muffins!

Don't call a Pony a name based on what she might like to eat! Especially when on more than Three Occasions before, she Had Already Been Named! UGH!!!}}

===Reading Faces===
In a reply to someone's artwork on the page "Derpy Hooves and Friends - Friendship is Muffins," Chris asked:

{{quotebox|24 May 2015
[[File:DerpyMuffins.jpg|thumb|left]]
What does that facial expression mean?
Neutral? Confused? Shocked?

Someone, Please tell me, because I do not know.}}

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

May 2015 Facebook posts

2015-05-25T15:55:00Z

Liberty: /* Meet Russel and Cynthia */

{{Ongoing}}
{{Honest}}
{{Needs Updating}}

This page covers Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[May 2015]].

==Summary==
* 12 May - Chris posts some new Facebook pictures. Comments from Kim Wilson indicate that he is undergoing hormone replacement.
* 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature twice and continues to beg his fans to get Sonichu into Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.
* 15 May - Chris wrote a new note on Facebook as always pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies. [[File:Befriend and try me.jpg|thumb|150px|The post.]]
* 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing sex texts towards an unknown person on Facebook.

==Chris's posts==
===More Amiibo===
On 3 May Chris posted a new link to his [[eBay]] account with the notice:

{{quotebox|3 May 2015
Ten More Certified Sonichu Figures available now; ready to ship as early as Tomorrow, Monday the 4th!}}

===Nearly Sold Out===
The following day he updated:

{{quotebox|4 May 2015
One Last Figure available/remaining for this month! Will ship it as early as tomorrow if ordered today!}}

===Wild and Bubbles in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|5 May 2015
<nowiki>#</nowiki>WildSonichu‬'s choice character for SSB is Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong. Jungle Boogie!

‪<nowiki>#</nowiki>‎BubblesRosechu‬'s choices are Peach or Rosalina. Pretty Blue Dress with a star; Princess takes down her captor. And they fight with style and sass!

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#‎AngelicaRosechu‬'s Character Choice.}}

===Chris is Sending a Message to Himself===
On 5 May, Chris posted from Change.org that he had signed a petition to induct Melissa Etheridge into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

===Chris Takes Hormones===
On 12 May, Chris posted two new photos of himself. [[Kim]] made two telling comments:

{{quoteboxred|Awesome! The hormones seem to be working great! :)}}

{{quoteboxred|Are you planning on ordering a second batch?}}

Chris then discovered that Forum member CatParty had written, "he looks like a D cup now." Chris posted a screenshot of this comment with the note:

{{quotebox|:j This person got my new cup size right on the first try in the second response on the "Trollin' Farms" Forum new topic of the day.}}

In retaliation, Chris made another post which only makes sense as a caption to a horrifying photo he posted on his sister Facebook page, [[Brassieres For Males]]:

{{quotebox|Enjoy my cookies, sugah!}}

When his friends expressed concern about medical issues surrounding hormone therapy, Chris reassured:

{{quotebox|Already spoke with my doctor; it is cool.}}

===All This and Eye-Contact Too!===
On 14 May Chris posted the first draft of a rare Facebook note:

{{quotebox|14 May 2015
Hey, Y'all. This post for my new women friends who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; it is your call. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

I understand how my born "part", shall we say, would offend, and Charlottesville is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. A friend can be referred to me as well. My DQ friends can help me there as well, please.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.}}

In response to feedback, he wrote a second, longer draft without deleting the first one:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
Hey, Y'all. This post for my new women friends who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; it is your call. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

From amongst my Friendships, I sincerely wish for a Long-Term Relationship with one of the women. I also understand that it takes great trials and errors from the number of friendships, acquaintainceships, and even a few short-term relationships. And most certainly a good amount of sexual experience to help satisfy my final Long-Term Relationship partner. I am also most open-minded towards an Open Relationship (and I have a past ex-relationship that helped me learn for the better of that).

Rest assured, my primary motive first-off is Friendships that I pray will last a long time. I write this Note, because I am out of practice sexually, and I find it difficult to bring up the subject face-to-face out of respect. And I would like to be more sex-positive in my life.

Seriously, if my primary motive was sexual, I would be practically a Hooker by now, but I am Not.

I understand how my born "part", shall we say, would offend, and Charlottesville is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. I fully do identify myself as a woman, regardless of the born male part. A friend can be referred to me as well. My D.Q. friends, please help me there as well.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.}}

Additionally he included:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
'''A Short Friend Request Policy Note'''

Quoting Kenneth Englehardt, "In terms of getting off to a good start on building relationships with females, I would recommend you revise your friends policy with a public note saying you will accept Facebook friends from both genders (i.e.gay and striaght males & gay and straight females) as well as transgendered in both directions (both M to F and F to M). I have the same thing for my Facebook friends policy and the one thing I can say about this Christine is that it works."

I DO have a general policy to accept Facebook Friend Requests from both genders, including all amongst my LGBTQ community. But the reason why I generally do not accept Unsolicited Requests is a MAJOR Difference from when I Personally send out my own Friend Requests, as well as accepting Friend Requests from people I have met face to face beforehand. Since I have generally become paranoid of Internet Trolls and CyberBullies since 2007, I find the majority of the Unsolocited Incoming Friend Requests from People I have not met face to face beforehand, or that I do not know of who they are, are all Feared to be of Trolls and Bullies. And I do not accept Friend Requests from such Bad People.

Thank you.}}

Within a few days he had deleted all of this, and left his public with:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
'''Hey, Ladies. Befriend Me, then Try Me.
'''

Come along and talk with me; I offer pleasant conversations, and I am a great listener. I am also compassionate and loyal. Hopefully I can be likable to you. My heart is open to all kind women.

And for nothing more than the experience, you may give me a try in private. Protected and no penetration required. I have an open mind for what you may desire. traditional for the straight women. clit-rubbing and pussy eating for the lesbians. And any way for the bisexual women. Massages, making out, lots of attention and eye contact, and whatever else desired, for all Women regardless of orientation!

No Strings Attached, unless we mutually agree towards something long-term. And I am down for an open relationship as well. And I will remain your good friend with open heart for as long as possible, anyhow.

Don't delay, ladies, meet me in person, and find the womanly glow I exude for your appreciation and hopeful satisfaction. heart emoticon

If you have already met me, and I gave you my card, you may message, text or call me anytime for further conversations and communications. Or, perhaps, plan some good fun, if you wish to.}}

The trolls, being trolls, were skeptical about Chris's intentions. He replied to his own note to lash out at them:

{{quotebox|I do not know or understand Every Single Thing; NOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING. I am not Perfect either; NOBODY IS PERFECT. But I have read, re-read and read more than another time Lesbianism in American History to fully appreciate the struggles and pains we soul sisters had to go through for our present and future generations! And it took a Lot to get us from perverted doctors "prescribing" whoring us out with the Law turning a blind eye during the 1800s, to the Equal Rights Protests we continue to march in today!

When I tell you Friendship is Top Priority to me with the women, I Damn Well Mean It Just That from the bottom of my Woman Heart and Soul! And you Haters who continue to offer Nothing Positively Contributional, I tell you all: To The Left and Far Well Behind me in the Distant Past with you and your Cruel Ways!

Good Day.}}

===Angelica in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|15 May 2015
<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>AngelicaRosechu‬'s choice is Pit. She is a servant of Jesus; He is a servant to Palutena. And their primary weapons are Bows and Arrows.

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#‎PunchySonichu‬'s Character Choice.}}

===Did I Forget to Tell You About the Bonobos?===
On 16 May, Chris posted images of a text dialogue between himself and an unknown [[white knight]]:

Friend:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing I can tell you is that scissoring isn't as popular as you think it is. I tried it twice, and decided it just wasn't worth it. It's VERY uncomfortable, and a LOT of work to feel almost nothing. It's very hard to rub something that small together. What lesbians DO like is pussy eating. If you're good with your tongue, you're golden. This is your best shot at having lesbian sex.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I have found that I am quite good with my tongue; I am very interested in eating pussy. And if you check out the Female Bonobo Monkies, a lot of them are Lesbians with each other; they have extended clitoris. And one can view the male part like an extended clitoris, regardless of what it actually is. Put a condom on it, and rub the side against a clitoris, not only Really does good for me, but I imagine and empathize stimulating for her as well. And I understand they like dildo-play as well, so if my actual condomed one is not cool for her, I am willing to wear a strapee with her fave dildo. And I don't have to have it rubbed for pleasure; caress my breasts and touch me all over with the silky, smooth hands and fingers and nails, hmmmmmm! So Goood!

I am very open minded with the lesbian play, and I know a sufficient amount from some of the porn, as well as the Tribadism Wikipedia page, and here and there. My favorite Lesbian porn site that really thrills me is welivetogether.com. Not a member, but the samples are good.

My expectations are realistic, and what I can do and am open for, from what she, of any orientation, likes, I feel I can manage well. ;)}}

===Meet Russel and Cynthia===

This particular post discusses how Chris's recent transgender antics have affected his comic persona. His furry transformation is now female, while his human form is now a tomgirl. What makes this development particularly disturbing is how Chris goes on to say that he took his own semen and used it to impregnate himself while in Sonichu form, going on to give birth to twin abominations.

{{quotebox|21 May 2015
Who wants to hear a silly story that is sure to shock some people?

To synchronize with myself here from the city of Cwcville, the me there is also very much a Lesbian Transwoman. After coming out, it had been a while until when she was needed to save the day in Cwcville. So, she transformed into the updated Chris Chan Sonichu (see drawings and new Amiibo figure photos). She now has in this form Breasts bigger than her D-Cup, her tail was now complimentary to her soulful identity. It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was abreast with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina!
grin emoticon
. "Oh, My Gosh! I can hardly believe it!" She said excitedly. "Oh! I should get an x-ray. Oh, even better! Magi-Chan!" She mentally linked with Magi-Chan Sonichu. He visioned into her organ structure with his Psychic Powers. "Yes, Miss Chandler, you Have a uterus and ovaries, even some ovium", he told her.

After some time and thought, Christine had an idea. Back in human form, she extracted some of her essence. Then in (female) Sonichu form, she shot her essence up herself. Then, there was more trouble from the count in the city. So she and the electric-hedgehogs thwarted his soul-crushing plans again. After that, when she tried to transform back to human, she could not. She was stuck in her Chris Chan Sonichu form. Then between Magi-Chan and the examinations at the hospital, she was knocked up for sure. And quick enough for any egg-laying Pokémon, two weeks later, she laid an egg. After laying the egg, she was able to transform back into her human form. And after another three weeks of keeping it warm, cozy and safe, the egg hatched. And it was Twins! A Sonee and a Rosee! She named them Russel and Cynthia. Under the care and visits between Christine, Sonichu and Rosechu, they both grew up to be a healthy Sonichu and Rosechu with no birth defects at all, not even any autism. Russel grew his own interests of the culture of England and the Brits. Cynthia grew to enjoy her Cherokee roots, and became a naturist as well.

And all things considered, this story can not be helped but be cannon to the series and stories of mine. Not only that, but it definitely goes to show, Pokémon Are People.

LOL.

Have a good day.}}

Waterhead asked:

{{quoteboxred|Will you adapt this into Sonichu #11 after the Christmas story is finished?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Maybe}}

Rowan Dunstan was confused:

{{quoteboxgreen|How can Chrisine-Chan Sonichu be a Sonichu? Wouldn't he become a Rosechu? You've said before that no female Sonichu exist, just like no Rosechu males exist. How did this change happen, also? Was it part of the Anchuent Prophecy?

Also, how could the child be a Rosee if no Rosechu was used to impregnate? And wouldn't they be half-human, half Sonichu since it was human sperm with a Sonichu egg?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|I am sticking with the same character name, regardless of what I have become. Silvana Rosechu has a similar, yet spell-induced, organ change; she was still referred to as a Rosechu. You can say my alt-character is a Rosechu, but the name remains the same by my choice: Chris Chan Sonichu. From a Rosechu, regardless, as long as the full and functioning Female Reproductive organs are there, she can give birth to either a Sonee or a Rosee.

You can't make a Human baby when the mother is not human (not counting the human-type Pokémon). But sure is as "a child woke up one day as a Kadabra", the number of them, not all, are human.

That prophecy was to explain a bit of the enchantment of the original medallion.

And, in case you haven't noticed, I impregnated myself; soo rare, it's near impossible!}}

Kim alluded to The Room to remark:

{{quoteboxred|Wow, what a story. I'm guessing you went with a natural impregnation?}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Depends, is it natural when my own essence was squirted into myself with s syringe or a turkey baster?}}

Kenneth was also confused:

{{quoteboxgreen|So let me see if I got it: Chris Chan Sonichu is now a female in her Sonichu form and she is impregnated by Magi-Chan. She laid an egg and from that egg hatched twins.}}

Rowan made a correction:

{{quoteboxred|No, Magi-Chan is not the father. Chris-Chan's human form is the father.}}

Chris confirmed:

{{quotebox|That is right.}}

He later added:

{{quotebox|On further thought, I might go with Chrissy-Chan Rosechu for an alternative name for my updated form.}}

===The Mailbag Returns===
On 22 May, Chris shared a [https://www.facebook.com/BBCFreeSpeech/videos/641182835981226/?pnref=story BBC video] featuring a Q&A with transgendered folk. He couldn't resist adding his own wisdom:

{{quotebox|23 May 2015
To answer these questions myself, I really agree with what these people said, but in my own words:

-When did you decide to be Transgender?
It is Not really a decision; my feminine soul has always been inside and right in front of me throughout my whole life. The better question would be, when did the reality smack you to realize your true internal, gender identity? LOL

-Which bathroom do you use?
Gender neutral restrooms are good. But damned either way; I am using the restroom of My choice, and I exercise my Rights to the facility that better suits Me. On that, I really hate the Urinals; not only unsanitary on the splash back, but Lack of better privacy! Ugh!

-Have you had the op?
No, but I am considering it for in the future. If I can afford it. But not big a hurry; less than 20% of transgenders have their ops. And I am exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina.

-How do you have sex?
Like most anyone; traditional and lesbian; my mind is open to the preferences of my partner(s) during the time. But not for the voyers; keep out.

-Are you a drag queen?/Difference between (trans) vestite and gender?
I'd go on stage and perform; I am very comfortable in my feminine wardrobe. But I AM a transgender; I totally and truly identify as the woman and lesbian soul I have been. The transvestites, gays enjoying the dresses and skirts with male mindsets. I do not judge, but I do set myself apart as an individual.

-Are you sure you're not just gay?
I am One Hundred Percent Positive that I am fully into Women, and I feel most at ease around them in good Friendship. With the Drag Queens, I am good with being in good friendship as well, as long as we have mutual respects of our respective preferences. They can have their men, I will most enjoy the company of the women, gal pals, girl friends (with or without benefits, and my sweetheart to come from one of them or whatever.

-Do I call you he, she, them?
Get the clue from our individual attire and self-presentations. If you were mistaken, it is alright. There is no shame or embarrassment in asking; it shows respect from you, and we all appreciate the respect very much.

-Would you ever go back?
NO. I felt depressed with being male; it was just not me. Plus, it is like that phrase, "Once you go black, you can't go back." I will Not ever deny any of my past; it built and strengthened me and my character as a person and individual.

-Can I see a photo (of how you looked before)?
Sure! No denial or hiding there. Google my name; Lots of my older photos on the freaking Internet.

-I can tell...
Whatever. You are not the "boss" of me. Go pick on one of your Bully friends. Then, you might actually get punched in the jaw in response. I do what makes me happy, or at least feel better.

-Can I feel your boobs?
Maybe, but it would depend on my mood and situation at the face-to-face, in person, time. My lower privates are off limits, without my own consent.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Too Much Information===
{{quotebox|23 May 2015
Here is a most audio-sonic feeling. While at the club last night, the music was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!

Has anyone else felt that in y'all's lifetime before? Also, science: explain it, please.

I would soo pick up a large pair of headphones and place them onto my hooters to feel it over and over again! Damn!

Vinyl, hit dat bass!}}

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[[Category:Facebook]]

May 2015 Facebook posts

2015-05-25T15:51:22Z

Liberty: /* Meet Russel and Cynthia */

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This page covers Chris's [[Facebook]] activity in [[May 2015]].

==Summary==
* 12 May - Chris posts some new Facebook pictures. Comments from Kim Wilson indicate that he is undergoing hormone replacement.
* 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature twice and continues to beg his fans to get Sonichu into Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.
* 15 May - Chris wrote a new note on Facebook as always pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies. [[File:Befriend and try me.jpg|thumb|150px|The post.]]
* 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing sex texts towards an unknown person on Facebook.

==Chris's posts==
===More Amiibo===
On 3 May Chris posted a new link to his [[eBay]] account with the notice:

{{quotebox|3 May 2015
Ten More Certified Sonichu Figures available now; ready to ship as early as Tomorrow, Monday the 4th!}}

===Nearly Sold Out===
The following day he updated:

{{quotebox|4 May 2015
One Last Figure available/remaining for this month! Will ship it as early as tomorrow if ordered today!}}

===Wild and Bubbles in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|5 May 2015
<nowiki>#</nowiki>WildSonichu‬'s choice character for SSB is Donkey Kong or Diddy Kong. Jungle Boogie!

‪<nowiki>#</nowiki>‎BubblesRosechu‬'s choices are Peach or Rosalina. Pretty Blue Dress with a star; Princess takes down her captor. And they fight with style and sass!

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#‎AngelicaRosechu‬'s Character Choice.}}

===Chris is Sending a Message to Himself===
On 5 May, Chris posted from Change.org that he had signed a petition to induct Melissa Etheridge into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

===Chris Takes Hormones===
On 12 May, Chris posted two new photos of himself. [[Kim]] made two telling comments:

{{quoteboxred|Awesome! The hormones seem to be working great! :)}}

{{quoteboxred|Are you planning on ordering a second batch?}}

Chris then discovered that Forum member CatParty had written, "he looks like a D cup now." Chris posted a screenshot of this comment with the note:

{{quotebox|:j This person got my new cup size right on the first try in the second response on the "Trollin' Farms" Forum new topic of the day.}}

In retaliation, Chris made another post which only makes sense as a caption to a horrifying photo he posted on his sister Facebook page, [[Brassieres For Males]]:

{{quotebox|Enjoy my cookies, sugah!}}

When his friends expressed concern about medical issues surrounding hormone therapy, Chris reassured:

{{quotebox|Already spoke with my doctor; it is cool.}}

===All This and Eye-Contact Too!===
On 14 May Chris posted the first draft of a rare Facebook note:

{{quotebox|14 May 2015
Hey, Y'all. This post for my new women friends who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; it is your call. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

I understand how my born "part", shall we say, would offend, and Charlottesville is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. A friend can be referred to me as well. My DQ friends can help me there as well, please.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.}}

In response to feedback, he wrote a second, longer draft without deleting the first one:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
Hey, Y'all. This post for my new women friends who I have had the pleasure meeting lately.

My main focus Has been on being Friends, and I will continue to honor and respect y'all as such. But I am also looking for friends with benefits. I will not personally push it; it is your call. I will still be your friend, regardless. To be direct: I am open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian. In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and abreast with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.

From amongst my Friendships, I sincerely wish for a Long-Term Relationship with one of the women. I also understand that it takes great trials and errors from the number of friendships, acquaintainceships, and even a few short-term relationships. And most certainly a good amount of sexual experience to help satisfy my final Long-Term Relationship partner. I am also most open-minded towards an Open Relationship (and I have a past ex-relationship that helped me learn for the better of that).

Rest assured, my primary motive first-off is Friendships that I pray will last a long time. I write this Note, because I am out of practice sexually, and I find it difficult to bring up the subject face-to-face out of respect. And I would like to be more sex-positive in my life.

Seriously, if my primary motive was sexual, I would be practically a Hooker by now, but I am Not.

I understand how my born "part", shall we say, would offend, and Charlottesville is a small city, which is why I am posting this note online. I fully do identify myself as a woman, regardless of the born male part. A friend can be referred to me as well. My D.Q. friends, please help me there as well.

On my giving you all each my contact card, y'all know how to contact me directly. Facebook Messages, Texting, and E-Mails are highly recommended. You may telephone me as well, but please leave your name and phone number in the voicemail, and I will call you back.

Thank you all, and have a Great and Safe day.}}

Additionally he included:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
'''A Short Friend Request Policy Note'''

Quoting Kenneth Englehardt, "In terms of getting off to a good start on building relationships with females, I would recommend you revise your friends policy with a public note saying you will accept Facebook friends from both genders (i.e.gay and striaght males & gay and straight females) as well as transgendered in both directions (both M to F and F to M). I have the same thing for my Facebook friends policy and the one thing I can say about this Christine is that it works."

I DO have a general policy to accept Facebook Friend Requests from both genders, including all amongst my LGBTQ community. But the reason why I generally do not accept Unsolicited Requests is a MAJOR Difference from when I Personally send out my own Friend Requests, as well as accepting Friend Requests from people I have met face to face beforehand. Since I have generally become paranoid of Internet Trolls and CyberBullies since 2007, I find the majority of the Unsolocited Incoming Friend Requests from People I have not met face to face beforehand, or that I do not know of who they are, are all Feared to be of Trolls and Bullies. And I do not accept Friend Requests from such Bad People.

Thank you.}}

Within a few days he had deleted all of this, and left his public with:

{{quotebox|15 May 2015
'''Hey, Ladies. Befriend Me, then Try Me.
'''

Come along and talk with me; I offer pleasant conversations, and I am a great listener. I am also compassionate and loyal. Hopefully I can be likable to you. My heart is open to all kind women.

And for nothing more than the experience, you may give me a try in private. Protected and no penetration required. I have an open mind for what you may desire. traditional for the straight women. clit-rubbing and pussy eating for the lesbians. And any way for the bisexual women. Massages, making out, lots of attention and eye contact, and whatever else desired, for all Women regardless of orientation!

No Strings Attached, unless we mutually agree towards something long-term. And I am down for an open relationship as well. And I will remain your good friend with open heart for as long as possible, anyhow.

Don't delay, ladies, meet me in person, and find the womanly glow I exude for your appreciation and hopeful satisfaction. heart emoticon

If you have already met me, and I gave you my card, you may message, text or call me anytime for further conversations and communications. Or, perhaps, plan some good fun, if you wish to.}}

The trolls, being trolls, were skeptical about Chris's intentions. He replied to his own note to lash out at them:

{{quotebox|I do not know or understand Every Single Thing; NOBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING. I am not Perfect either; NOBODY IS PERFECT. But I have read, re-read and read more than another time Lesbianism in American History to fully appreciate the struggles and pains we soul sisters had to go through for our present and future generations! And it took a Lot to get us from perverted doctors "prescribing" whoring us out with the Law turning a blind eye during the 1800s, to the Equal Rights Protests we continue to march in today!

When I tell you Friendship is Top Priority to me with the women, I Damn Well Mean It Just That from the bottom of my Woman Heart and Soul! And you Haters who continue to offer Nothing Positively Contributional, I tell you all: To The Left and Far Well Behind me in the Distant Past with you and your Cruel Ways!

Good Day.}}

===Angelica in Super Smash Bros.===
{{quotebox|15 May 2015
<nowiki>#‎</nowiki>AngelicaRosechu‬'s choice is Pit. She is a servant of Jesus; He is a servant to Palutena. And their primary weapons are Bows and Arrows.

Also, let's vote for ‪#‎Sonichu‬ to be a DLC character in ‪#‎SuperSmashBros‬., for future possibilities of More Sonichu and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ Stories directly from me, in addition to potential comic pages, I would appreciate that.

https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/

Tune in Next Time for ‪#‎PunchySonichu‬'s Character Choice.}}

===Did I Forget to Tell You About the Bonobos?===
On 16 May, Chris posted images of a text dialogue between himself and an unknown [[white knight]]:

Friend:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing I can tell you is that scissoring isn't as popular as you think it is. I tried it twice, and decided it just wasn't worth it. It's VERY uncomfortable, and a LOT of work to feel almost nothing. It's very hard to rub something that small together. What lesbians DO like is pussy eating. If you're good with your tongue, you're golden. This is your best shot at having lesbian sex.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|I have found that I am quite good with my tongue; I am very interested in eating pussy. And if you check out the Female Bonobo Monkies, a lot of them are Lesbians with each other; they have extended clitoris. And one can view the male part like an extended clitoris, regardless of what it actually is. Put a condom on it, and rub the side against a clitoris, not only Really does good for me, but I imagine and empathize stimulating for her as well. And I understand they like dildo-play as well, so if my actual condomed one is not cool for her, I am willing to wear a strapee with her fave dildo. And I don't have to have it rubbed for pleasure; caress my breasts and touch me all over with the silky, smooth hands and fingers and nails, hmmmmmm! So Goood!

I am very open minded with the lesbian play, and I know a sufficient amount from some of the porn, as well as the Tribadism Wikipedia page, and here and there. My favorite Lesbian porn site that really thrills me is welivetogether.com. Not a member, but the samples are good.

My expectations are realistic, and what I can do and am open for, from what she, of any orientation, likes, I feel I can manage well. ;)}}

===Meet Russel and Cynthia===

This particular post discusses how Chris's recent transgender antics has affected his comic persona. His furry transformation is now female, while his human form is now a tomgirl. What makes this development particularly disturbing is how Chris goes on to say that he took his own semen and used it to impregnate himself while in Sonichu form, going on to give birth to twin abominations.

{{quotebox|21 May 2015
Who wants to hear a silly story that is sure to shock some people?

To synchronize with myself here from the city of Cwcville, the me there is also very much a Lesbian Transwoman. After coming out, it had been a while until when she was needed to save the day in Cwcville. So, she transformed into the updated Chris Chan Sonichu (see drawings and new Amiibo figure photos). She now has in this form Breasts bigger than her D-Cup, her tail was now complimentary to her soulful identity. It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was abreast with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina!
grin emoticon
. "Oh, My Gosh! I can hardly believe it!" She said excitedly. "Oh! I should get an x-ray. Oh, even better! Magi-Chan!" She mentally linked with Magi-Chan Sonichu. He visioned into her organ structure with his Psychic Powers. "Yes, Miss Chandler, you Have a uterus and ovaries, even some ovium", he told her.

After some time and thought, Christine had an idea. Back in human form, she extracted some of her essence. Then in (female) Sonichu form, she shot her essence up herself. Then, there was more trouble from the count in the city. So she and the electric-hedgehogs thwarted his soul-crushing plans again. After that, when she tried to transform back to human, she could not. She was stuck in her Chris Chan Sonichu form. Then between Magi-Chan and the examinations at the hospital, she was knocked up for sure. And quick enough for any egg-laying Pokémon, two weeks later, she laid an egg. After laying the egg, she was able to transform back into her human form. And after another three weeks of keeping it warm, cozy and safe, the egg hatched. And it was Twins! A Sonee and a Rosee! She named them Russel and Cynthia. Under the care and visits between Christine, Sonichu and Rosechu, they both grew up to be a healthy Sonichu and Rosechu with no birth defects at all, not even any autism. Russel grew his own interests of the culture of England and the Brits. Cynthia grew to enjoy her Cherokee roots, and became a naturist as well.

And all things considered, this story can not be helped but be cannon to the series and stories of mine. Not only that, but it definitely goes to show, Pokémon Are People.

LOL.

Have a good day.}}

Waterhead asked:

{{quoteboxred|Will you adapt this into Sonichu #11 after the Christmas story is finished?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Maybe}}

Rowan Dunstan was confused:

{{quoteboxgreen|How can Chrisine-Chan Sonichu be a Sonichu? Wouldn't he become a Rosechu? You've said before that no female Sonichu exist, just like no Rosechu males exist. How did this change happen, also? Was it part of the Anchuent Prophecy?

Also, how could the child be a Rosee if no Rosechu was used to impregnate? And wouldn't they be half-human, half Sonichu since it was human sperm with a Sonichu egg?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|I am sticking with the same character name, regardless of what I have become. Silvana Rosechu has a similar, yet spell-induced, organ change; she was still referred to as a Rosechu. You can say my alt-character is a Rosechu, but the name remains the same by my choice: Chris Chan Sonichu. From a Rosechu, regardless, as long as the full and functioning Female Reproductive organs are there, she can give birth to either a Sonee or a Rosee.

You can't make a Human baby when the mother is not human (not counting the human-type Pokémon). But sure is as "a child woke up one day as a Kadabra", the number of them, not all, are human.

That prophecy was to explain a bit of the enchantment of the original medallion.

And, in case you haven't noticed, I impregnated myself; soo rare, it's near impossible!}}

Kim alluded to The Room to remark:

{{quoteboxred|Wow, what a story. I'm guessing you went with a natural impregnation?}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Depends, is it natural when my own essence was squirted into myself with s syringe or a turkey baster?}}

Kenneth was also confused:

{{quoteboxgreen|So let me see if I got it: Chris Chan Sonichu is now a female in her Sonichu form and she is impregnated by Magi-Chan. She laid an egg and from that egg hatched twins.}}

Rowan made a correction:

{{quoteboxred|No, Magi-Chan is not the father. Chris-Chan's human form is the father.}}

Chris confirmed:

{{quotebox|That is right.}}

He later added:

{{quotebox|On further thought, I might go with Chrissy-Chan Rosechu for an alternative name for my updated form.}}

===The Mailbag Returns===
On 22 May, Chris shared a [https://www.facebook.com/BBCFreeSpeech/videos/641182835981226/?pnref=story BBC video] featuring a Q&A with transgendered folk. He couldn't resist adding his own wisdom:

{{quotebox|23 May 2015
To answer these questions myself, I really agree with what these people said, but in my own words:

-When did you decide to be Transgender?
It is Not really a decision; my feminine soul has always been inside and right in front of me throughout my whole life. The better question would be, when did the reality smack you to realize your true internal, gender identity? LOL

-Which bathroom do you use?
Gender neutral restrooms are good. But damned either way; I am using the restroom of My choice, and I exercise my Rights to the facility that better suits Me. On that, I really hate the Urinals; not only unsanitary on the splash back, but Lack of better privacy! Ugh!

-Have you had the op?
No, but I am considering it for in the future. If I can afford it. But not big a hurry; less than 20% of transgenders have their ops. And I am exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina.

-How do you have sex?
Like most anyone; traditional and lesbian; my mind is open to the preferences of my partner(s) during the time. But not for the voyers; keep out.

-Are you a drag queen?/Difference between (trans) vestite and gender?
I'd go on stage and perform; I am very comfortable in my feminine wardrobe. But I AM a transgender; I totally and truly identify as the woman and lesbian soul I have been. The transvestites, gays enjoying the dresses and skirts with male mindsets. I do not judge, but I do set myself apart as an individual.

-Are you sure you're not just gay?
I am One Hundred Percent Positive that I am fully into Women, and I feel most at ease around them in good Friendship. With the Drag Queens, I am good with being in good friendship as well, as long as we have mutual respects of our respective preferences. They can have their men, I will most enjoy the company of the women, gal pals, girl friends (with or without benefits, and my sweetheart to come from one of them or whatever.

-Do I call you he, she, them?
Get the clue from our individual attire and self-presentations. If you were mistaken, it is alright. There is no shame or embarrassment in asking; it shows respect from you, and we all appreciate the respect very much.

-Would you ever go back?
NO. I felt depressed with being male; it was just not me. Plus, it is like that phrase, "Once you go black, you can't go back." I will Not ever deny any of my past; it built and strengthened me and my character as a person and individual.

-Can I see a photo (of how you looked before)?
Sure! No denial or hiding there. Google my name; Lots of my older photos on the freaking Internet.

-I can tell...
Whatever. You are not the "boss" of me. Go pick on one of your Bully friends. Then, you might actually get punched in the jaw in response. I do what makes me happy, or at least feel better.

-Can I feel your boobs?
Maybe, but it would depend on my mood and situation at the face-to-face, in person, time. My lower privates are off limits, without my own consent.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Too Much Information===
{{quotebox|23 May 2015
Here is a most audio-sonic feeling. While at the club last night, the music was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!

Has anyone else felt that in y'all's lifetime before? Also, science: explain it, please.

I would soo pick up a large pair of headphones and place them onto my hooters to feel it over and over again! Damn!

Vinyl, hit dat bass!}}

{{Facebook}}
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2010s

2015-04-10T05:24:28Z

Liberty:

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|In '''2010''', Chris débuted the Gay Trucker.]]
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in '''2011'''.]]
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2012'''.]]
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris told da [[trolls]] where to go. (to the right?)]]
[[File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|In '''2014''', Chris was desperate for [[money]].]]
The '''2010s''', the final frontier (for [[Chris]]'s cholesterol, that is).

Perhaps one of the darkest decades in CWC Chronology, the 2010s are notable for events such as Bob's death, the [[28 October 2011]] incident, 14 Branchland Court [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning to the ground]] and the [[26 December 2014]] incident. This may also become the decade where Chris ends up spending time in jail.

==2010==

===Events of 2010===
::''Main article: [[2010]]''
2010 brought the ''[[Asperchu]]'' feuds, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Magical Man Potion]], [[Surfshack Tito]], [[Jackie]], a vehicular attack on [[Michael Snyder]], [[JenkinsJinkies]], the [[Greene County Conspiracy]], [[Fridays After Five]], the destruction of the [[PS3]] and Chris quitting the Internet, possibly for good.
==2011==

===Events of 2011===
::''Main article: [[2011]]''

2011 brought deathly silence until the release of the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], followed by [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]], [[Calling Out]], [[Bob]]'s passing, the publication of [[Sonichu]]'s image by ''Slylock Fox'', and [[28 October 2011|a mother-and-son attack on the GAMe PLACe]] resulting in felony charges for the Chandlers.

==2012==

===Events of 2012===
::''Main article: [[2012]]''

Chris kept quiet in 2012, not uploading a single video. He lost his virginity to a hooker, so as not to lose it to a [[homo]]-[[niggo]] in prison, but both he and Barb got away with probation at their [[This is how the Trial went|trial]]. They later adopted [[Clover and Snoopy|two dogs]]. Chris's [[Facebook]] messages were also leaked.

==2013==

===Events of 2013===
::''Main article: [[2013]]''
In 2013, Chris [[Chris in the media#MTV's Failosophy|appeared on MTV]], whined about [[homo]] marriage, got kicked out of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]], cut ties with [[Rocky]], pledged not to bother the [[GAMe PLACe]], [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|returned to YouTube]] found out that his high-school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him, and made a [[Tour of Chris's House II|new house tour]].

==2014==

===Events of 2014===
::''Main article: [[2014]]''

In 2014, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burned to the ground]]. He and Barb became even more strapped for cash, with Chris selling his art on [[eBay]] and supposedly shoplifting from [[Best Buy]]. Chris began to identify as a [[gaybian|lesbian transwoman]], even attending a [[homos|gay bar]] on [[Halloween]]. Chris was arrested in December for [[GameStop_Assault|assaulting an employee at GameStop]].
==2015==

===Events of 2015===
::''Main article: [[2015]]''

2015 will see Chris face trial for his (her?) [[26 December 2014]] escapade.

==Sources==
{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2010s

2015-04-01T16:06:46Z

Liberty:

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|In '''2010''', Chris débuted the Gay Trucker.]]
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in '''2011'''.]]
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2012'''.]]
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris told da [[trolls]] where to go. (to the right?)]]
[[File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|In '''2014''', Chris was desperate for [[money]].]]
The '''2010s''', the final frontier (for [[Chris]]'s cholesterol, that is).

Perhaps one of the darkest decades in CWC Chronology, the 2010s are notable for events such as Bob's death, the [[28 October 2011]] incident, 14 Branchland Court [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning to the ground]] and the [[26 December 2014]] incident. This may also become the decade where Chris ends up spending time in jail, depending on the outcome of his April 2th 2015 trial.

==2010==

===Events of 2010===
::''Main article: [[2010]]''
2010 brought the ''[[Asperchu]]'' feuds, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Magical Man Potion]], [[Surfshack Tito]], [[Jackie]], a vehicular attack on [[Michael Snyder]], [[JenkinsJinkies]], the [[Greene County Conspiracy]], [[Fridays After Five]], the destruction of the [[PS3]] and Chris quitting the Internet, possibly for good.
==2011==

===Events of 2011===
::''Main article: [[2011]]''

2011 brought deathly silence until the release of the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], followed by [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]], [[Calling Out]], [[Bob]]'s passing, the publication of [[Sonichu]]'s image by ''Slylock Fox'', and [[28 October 2011|a mother-and-son attack on the GAMe PLACe]] resulting in felony charges for the Chandlers.

==2012==

===Events of 2012===
::''Main article: [[2012]]''

Chris kept quiet in 2012, not uploading a single video. He lost his virginity to a hooker, so as not to lose it to a [[homo]]-[[niggo]] in prison, but both he and Barb got away with probation at their [[This is how the Trial went|trial]]. They later adopted [[Clover and Snoopy|two dogs]]. Chris's [[Facebook]] messages were also leaked.

==2013==

===Events of 2013===
::''Main article: [[2013]]''
In 2013, Chris [[Chris in the media#MTV's Failosophy|appeared on MTV]], whined about [[homo]] marriage, got kicked out of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]], cut ties with [[Rocky]], pledged not to bother the [[GAMe PLACe]], [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|returned to YouTube]] found out that his high-school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him, and made a [[Tour of Chris's House II|new house tour]].

==2014==

===Events of 2014===
::''Main article: [[2014]]''

In 2014, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burned to the ground]]. He and Barb became even more strapped for cash, with Chris selling his art on [[eBay]] and supposedly shoplifting from [[Best Buy]]. Chris began to identify as a [[gaybian|lesbian transwoman]], even attending a [[homos|gay bar]] on [[Halloween]]. Chris was arrested in December for [[GameStop_Assault|assaulting an employee at GameStop]].
==2015==

===Events of 2015===
::''Main article: [[2015]]''

2015 will see Chris face trial for his (her?) [[26 December 2014]] escapade.

==Sources==
{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

March 2015 Facebook posts

2015-03-26T15:00:43Z

Liberty: /* Summary */

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page for [[March 2015]].

==Summary==
* 1 March - Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on [[eBay]] and complains about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality on [[Facebook]].
* 1 March - Chris celebrates "Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day".
* 7 March - Chris posts a hypothetical list of guests he would invite to a select party, while stating that he would ignore any responses from them because he'd assume they were trolls.
* 9 March - Chris receives a letter from Sega which informs him that they will be retrofitting classic Sonic the Hedgehog games and merchandise to have blue arms.
* 12 March - Chris rejects the societal construct of "prospects," claiming that any individual's chance to succeed is as good as anyone else's.

==Chris's posts==
===More [[Medallions]] on [[eBay]]===
Chris reposts his medallion for sale on eBay, complaining about the [[trolls]] who gave him his "Below Standard" rating. However, he takes it down within a day. [http://www.ebay.com/itm/Recreated-Sonichu-Or-Rosechu-Medallions-Fresh-And-Direct-From-Original-Creator-/191526240892?fb_action_ids=813793852048429&fb_action_types=og.shares Link here.]
{{quotebox|1 March 2015
Here's 23 more medals. My complaint is that in the past, the odd less than five people complained of their medals arriving as "shoody"; that is why my Seller status is Below Standard. Each Medallion is Hand-Made with care and all of that, which you would could not get anywhere else, even from a plastic-printing 3D Printer. Nothing and Nobody is absolutely perfect. Complain to eBay, if you'd like me to be able to list more than 20+ medals ever again. Thank you for your patronage.}}

===Happy Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day===
Chris celebrates the day honoring ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'''s resident ditzy pegasus Derpy Hooves by sharing a fanart pic. Given the two's similar personalities, it's a perfect fit.
{{quotebox|1 March 2015
[[File:DerpyDay.png|right|thumb|200px]]
March 1st is Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day.}}

The white knight [[William Elliott Waterman]] left perhaps his shortest and subtle note of praise yet:

{{quoteboxred|cool.}}

===A Hypothetical List of Party Guests===

Chris posts a list of hypothetical guests he'd like to have at a party. He goes on to say that any responses from the listed individuals would first be considered to be trolls. The statement implies that he [[Chris and reality|thinks that there's still a chance]] [[Chris and his Ego|these celebrities would actually contact him]].

{{quotebox|March 8 2015
"**The Following is hypothetical; it is essentially a list of celebrities I would find good in hanging around with or meeting and greeting. This is for my reference.**

I'm hosting a select party, and I am inviting: [[Britney Spears]], Pamela Anderson, [[2013_Facebook_Posts#Open_Letter_to_Tara_Strong|Tara Strong]], Amy Jo Johnson, Katy Perry, [[Chris and fashion|Lady Gaga]], Kelsey Grammar, Jane Leeves, [[Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]], Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Betty White, Patricia Routlege, [[My Little Pony|Ashleigh Ball]], [[My Little Pony|Andrea Libman]], [[My Little Pony|Tabitha St. Germain]], [[Monica Rial]], [[Family Guy|Seth]] [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|McFarland]], [[The Simpsons|Matt Groening]], [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|Craig McCracklin]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], [[Sonichu_7#Time_travel_crap|Christopher Lloyd]], Melissa Etheridge, Kelly Clarkson, Temple Grandin, [[Transformers|Peter Cullen]], Seth Rogan.

Any responses from the individuals listed above, to this post, will be initially considered to be from people or Internet Trolls and CyberBullies pretending to be the actual individuals, and will be disregarded and ignored.

Have a good day."}}

This post drew concern from even his two most loyal white knights, [[William Elliott Waterman]] pointed out:

{{quoteboxred|Craig McCracken and Seth McFarlane is [[Chris_and_English#Written_language|(sic)]] sad you made a parody of spelling their names.}}

And Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt responded thusly:

{{quoteboxred|Don't get me wrong, you seem like a pretty nice guy to chill with. But you tend to be kind of private with regards to your social relationships.}}

===Prospects? PROSPECTS?!===
{{quotebox|March 12 2015
"Just Another Thought:

'What are your prospects?'
'He/She has no prospects!'

How many time on TV, Movies, or even from your Sweetheart's parent(s), have you heard either of those phrases, and/or just the word, 'Prospects'? Do you or They even know what the word means?
'Prospects' has a few definitions, but the usual definition focused is 'a chance at success or wealth'.

Now, especially in the difficult economic times, Every Individual Person, regardless of what is, or is not, currently in, coming out of, or going into (daily, weekly, monthly and yearly) their wallet or bank whenever or whatever their individual circumstances, it all comes down to the Fact that Every Individual Person has as good of Any Chance at Success and Wealth as Any Other Individual Person.

So the very question, 'Do you have any prospects?', is as easily answered as 'I have as good of prospect as you or anyone else.' And, in short, the very questions of our word of the day here, are all Null and Worthless.

There's your lesson; go enjoy it. Have a good day."}}

Once again, the cavalry of white knights come in, but stating their disagreement this time. First up, we have [[gal pal]] [[Kim Wilson]]:

{{quoteboxred|"... it all comes down to the Fact that Every Individual Person has as good of Any Chance at Success and Wealth as Any Other Individual Person."

Christian Weston Chandler This isn't true. It's actually the opposite: prospects vary dramatically from person to person.

To give an example, a person with a job has better prospects than a person without. A job history makes it easier to get future jobs. That is a prospect.}}

Next up is Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, noting the validity of Kim's point, though slightly disagreeing with it.

{{quoteboxred|Perhaps: But it's not necessarily a sure thing depending on the individual variables involved.}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] follows up, noting [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris' hypocrisy]] here by the standards he had previously set for a potential sweetheart in his [[Love Quest]].

{{quoteboxred|I have never heard anybody say that about a person. I've heard of PROSPECTING, the act of seeking lucrative or successful opportunities. For example, you've told me one of the most important aspects of your dating search is that the women you select should have jobs. That's you prospecting for a girlfriend to share her lucrative lifestyle with you. For you, that's okay and it makes sense. Your status here suggests you're of the opinion it's wrong for others to judge their potential dates in such a fashion. Does this mean you've changed your standards and are willing to consider jobless women on a fair playing ground?}}

Kenneth comes back, giving his own disagreement with Chris' sentiments.

{{quoteboxred|Are you going to tell me that a person who comes from an average family and goes to Rhode Island College will have the same prospects as someone from a prominent family who goes to an Ivy League school such as Brown University? I don't think so.}}

==References==
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Niggos

2015-03-20T14:59:03Z

Liberty: /* Niggos in Chris's life */

{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! [[Chris and remorse|And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!]]|Chris, [[March 2010]]}}

[[Chris]] demonstrates [[Chris and race|many instances of intolerance and racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism probably comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his parental upbringing]], his isolated formative years, [[Chris and television|television]], [[Naïve|naivete]], and complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.

==Origin of the word "Niggos"==
{{protip|Chris only ever used the word "niggos" once. He has said "nigger" more than once, though.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]' many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]] where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say the N-word,
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks", or "African-Americans",
* Leave race out of the matter entirely by saying "criminals" or "prisoners",
* Bleep himself out, or
* End the conversation and simply just don't be a retard,

He chose to coin a retarded ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's faggotry, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike proceeded to stop him and cuss him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.

As of now, Chris has never again used the word "niggo", and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

However, in a video posted on his YouTube channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him an official [[racist]]. The [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. His use of the slur led directly to the vandalizing of the [[CWCipedia]] by opening it up to public editing. Chris being Chris, he failed to connect the two events.
{{clear}}

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==
{{protip|Chris has never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie".}}

[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref> Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black [[boyfriend-free girls]] who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate - for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

Some may argue, if excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Quite possibly, it could be rather considered an act of racism and discrimination against ''white'' women, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's possible victims of stalking and harassment. Chris also stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

The stated reason for Chris's disinterest in black women was that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] was supposed to be white, which means her mother must be white as well. However, a hole was punched in this defense when Chris's dating site profiles made it clear that all he wanted was sex, but he still excluded black women. His justification for his blatant racism was even further proven to be a lie when he was specifically asked to describe all the races he would date. Chris's answer: "all but black".<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref>

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]
[[File:Difficult time lady.jpg|thumb|Difficult time lady.]]
There were some 12 to 15-year-old black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these kids.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster..."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "niggo") and making statements like: "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the... From the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and... [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and... [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 June 2012, Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman who gave him "a difficult time."

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]. Needless to say, Chris's intolerance towards niggos hasn't changed over the years, as he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head as "poo light".
{{clear}}

==Niggos in the Comic==
In the [[Sonichu Comic|''Sonichu'' comics]], most black characters are villains who try to thwart Chris and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|his hedgehogs]] at every turn. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black – the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris [[autism|believed as being a real rumor]], approved of, and then illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein". Chris later removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Blake|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain who later switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite (stereo)typical. He was brought to the CWCverse against his will, and [[Reldnahc]] (a white boy) quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Blachu then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a precious stone ([[Legendary Master Sunstone]]). Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while not being able to figure how to defend properly. Before his name change several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist (including [[Wild|Wild's]] "I was following this black guy on a board..." comment). To Chris's credit, Blake becomes a positive character later, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] teacher, Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Meniru gave Chris an F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in CWCville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and Art|drawing]], the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Kene Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only [[South_Park|black cartoon character he was familiar with]], even though that character had no other similarity to Mr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
A '''villain''', psychic Rosechu who was trained by [[Count Graduon]] on [[Moon|the Moon]]. Graduon also gave her a [[pickle|dick]]. In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], she raped and poisoned [[Blake]] while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to [[Bubbles]] while disguised as Blake. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, [[Magi-Chan]] spoiled that Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him. The [[CWCipedia]] confirmed this.

===Minor(ity) Characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]] - A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] - A...pretty bad-ass Jerkop? Apparently not every black person has to be a racist caricature.
*[[Inos]] - A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] - A police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "black slang".
*PHI Spring Break reporter ([[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "Sistas and brothas."
*[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] at CWCville Forest - In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|episode 20]], [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] are attacked at the CWCville Forest by a large group of Jerkops, many of whom are black.<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_47 47]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_49 49].</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and race|Chris and Race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|"Chris Drops the N-Bomb"]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|"Song for Jackie.MOV"]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
*[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|"Lars Is Jivin'.MP4"]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:People]]

2010s

2015-03-18T16:02:09Z

Liberty:

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|In '''2010''', Chris débuted the Gay Trucker.]]
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in '''2011'''.]]
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2012'''.]]
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris told da [[trolls]] where to go. (to the right?)]]
[[File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|In '''2014''', Chris was desperate for [[money]].]]
The '''2010s''', the final frontier (for [[Chris]]'s cholesterol, that is).

Perhaps one of the darkest decades in CWC Chronology, the 2010s are notable for events such as the death of Chris's father Bob, the [[28 October 2011]] incident, 14 Branchland Court [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning to the ground]] and the [[26 December 2014]] incident. This may also become the decade where Chris ends up spending time in jail, depending on the outcome of his April 2th 2015 trial.

==2010==

===Events of 2010===
::''Main article: [[2010]]''
2010 brought the ''[[Asperchu]]'' feuds, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Magical Man Potion]], [[Surfshack Tito]], [[Jackie]], a vehicular attack on [[Michael Snyder]], [[JenkinsJinkies]], the [[Greene County Conspiracy]], [[Fridays After Five]], the destruction of the [[PS3]] and Chris quitting the Internet, possibly for good.
==2011==

===Events of 2011===
::''Main article: [[2011]]''

2011 brought deathly silence until the release of the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], followed by [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]], [[Calling Out]], [[Bob]]'s passing, the publication of [[Sonichu]]'s image by ''Slylock Fox'', and [[28 October 2011|a mother-and-son attack on the GAMe PLACe]] resulting in felony charges for the Chandlers.

==2012==

===Events of 2012===
::''Main article: [[2012]]''

Chris kept quiet in 2012, not uploading a single video. He lost his virginity to a hooker, so as not to lose it to a [[homo]]-[[niggo]] in prison, but both he and Barb got away with probation at their [[This is how the Trial went|trial]]. They later adopted [[Clover and Snoopy|two dogs]]. Chris's [[Facebook]] messages were also leaked.

==2013==

===Events of 2013===
::''Main article: [[2013]]''
In 2013, Chris [[Chris in the media#MTV's Failosophy|appeared on MTV]], whined about [[homo]] marriage, got kicked out of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]], cut ties with [[Rocky]], pledged not to bother the [[GAMe PLACe]], [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|returned to YouTube]] found out that his high-school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him, and made a [[Tour of Chris's House II|new house tour]].

==2014==

===Events of 2014===
::''Main article: [[2014]]''

In 2014, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burned to the ground]]. He and Barb became even more strapped for cash, with Chris selling his art on [[eBay]] and supposedly shoplifting from [[Best Buy]]. Chris began to identify as a [[gaybian|lesbian transwoman]], even attending a [[homos|gay bar]] on [[Halloween]]. Chris was arrested in December for [[GameStop_Assault|assaulting an employee at GameStop]].
==2015==

===Events of 2015===
::''Main article: [[2015]]''

2015 will see Chris face trial for his (her?) [[26 December 2014]] escapade.

==Sources==
{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2010s

2015-03-18T16:00:56Z

Liberty:

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|In '''2010''', Chris débuted the Gay Trucker.]]
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in '''2011'''.]]
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2012'''.]]
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris told da [[trolls]] where to go. (to the right?)]]
[[File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|In '''2014''', Chris was desperate for [[money]].]]
The '''2010s''', the final frontier (for [[Chris]]'s cholesterol, that is).

Perhaps one of the darkest decades in CWC Chronology, the 2010s are notable for events such as the death of Chris's father Bob, the [[28 October 2011]] incident, 14 Branchland Court [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning to the ground]] and the [[26 December 2014]] incident.

==2010==

===Events of 2010===
::''Main article: [[2010]]''
2010 brought the ''[[Asperchu]]'' feuds, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Magical Man Potion]], [[Surfshack Tito]], [[Jackie]], a vehicular attack on [[Michael Snyder]], [[JenkinsJinkies]], the [[Greene County Conspiracy]], [[Fridays After Five]], the destruction of the [[PS3]] and Chris quitting the Internet, possibly for good.
==2011==

===Events of 2011===
::''Main article: [[2011]]''

2011 brought deathly silence until the release of the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], followed by [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]], [[Calling Out]], [[Bob]]'s passing, the publication of [[Sonichu]]'s image by ''Slylock Fox'', and [[28 October 2011|a mother-and-son attack on the GAMe PLACe]] resulting in felony charges for the Chandlers.

==2012==

===Events of 2012===
::''Main article: [[2012]]''

Chris kept quiet in 2012, not uploading a single video. He lost his virginity to a hooker, so as not to lose it to a [[homo]]-[[niggo]] in prison, but both he and Barb got away with probation at their [[This is how the Trial went|trial]]. They later adopted [[Clover and Snoopy|two dogs]]. Chris's [[Facebook]] messages were also leaked.

==2013==

===Events of 2013===
::''Main article: [[2013]]''
In 2013, Chris [[Chris in the media#MTV's Failosophy|appeared on MTV]], whined about [[homo]] marriage, got kicked out of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]], cut ties with [[Rocky]], pledged not to bother the [[GAMe PLACe]], [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|returned to YouTube]] found out that his high-school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him, and made a [[Tour of Chris's House II|new house tour]].

==2014==

===Events of 2014===
::''Main article: [[2014]]''

In 2014, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burned to the ground]]. He and Barb became even more strapped for cash, with Chris selling his art on [[eBay]] and supposedly shoplifting from [[Best Buy]]. Chris began to identify as a [[gaybian|lesbian transwoman]], even attending a [[homos|gay bar]] on [[Halloween]]. Chris was arrested in December for [[GameStop_Assault|assaulting an employee at GameStop]].
==2015==

===Events of 2015===
::''Main article: [[2015]]''

2015 will see Chris face trial for his (her?) [[26 December 2014]] escapade.

==Sources==
{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2010s

2015-03-18T15:58:15Z

Liberty:

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|In '''2010''', Chris débuted the Gay Trucker.]]
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris in '''2011'''.]]
[[File:11 10 12 facebook pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2012'''.]]
[[File:Haters to the left.jpg|thumb|In '''2013''', Chris told da [[trolls]] where to go. (to the right?)]]
[[File:OriginalSonichuAndRosechuDrawingChris1.JPG|thumb|In '''2014''', Chris was desperate for [[money]].]]
The '''2010s''', the final frontier (for [[Chris]]'s cholesterol, that is).

Perhaps one of the darkest decades in CWC Chronology, the 2010s are notable for events such as the death of Chris's father Bob, the [[28 October 2011]] incident, the [[destruction of Chris's house]] due to fire and the [[26 December 2014]] incident.

==2010==

===Events of 2010===
::''Main article: [[2010]]''
2010 brought the ''[[Asperchu]]'' feuds, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], [[Magical Man Potion]], [[Surfshack Tito]], [[Jackie]], a vehicular attack on [[Michael Snyder]], [[JenkinsJinkies]], the [[Greene County Conspiracy]], [[Fridays After Five]], the destruction of the [[PS3]] and Chris quitting the Internet, possibly for good.
==2011==

===Events of 2011===
::''Main article: [[2011]]''

2011 brought deathly silence until the release of the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], followed by [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]], [[Calling Out]], [[Bob]]'s passing, the publication of [[Sonichu]]'s image by ''Slylock Fox'', and [[28 October 2011|a mother-and-son attack on the GAMe PLACe]] resulting in felony charges for the Chandlers.

==2012==

===Events of 2012===
::''Main article: [[2012]]''

Chris kept quiet in 2012, not uploading a single video. He lost his virginity to a hooker, so as not to lose it to a [[homo]]-[[niggo]] in prison, but both he and Barb got away with probation at their [[This is how the Trial went|trial]]. They later adopted [[Clover and Snoopy|two dogs]]. Chris's [[Facebook]] messages were also leaked.

==2013==

===Events of 2013===
::''Main article: [[2013]]''
In 2013, Chris [[Chris in the media#MTV's Failosophy|appeared on MTV]], whined about [[homo]] marriage, got kicked out of [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|his church]], cut ties with [[Rocky]], pledged not to bother the [[GAMe PLACe]], [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|returned to YouTube]] found out that his high-school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him, and made a [[Tour of Chris's House II|new house tour]].

==2014==

===Events of 2014===
::''Main article: [[2014]]''

In 2014, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chris's house burned to the ground]]. He and Barb became even more strapped for cash, with Chris selling his art on [[eBay]] and supposedly shoplifting from [[Best Buy]]. Chris began to identify as a [[gaybian|lesbian transwoman]], even attending a [[homos|gay bar]] on [[Halloween]]. Chris was arrested in December for [[GameStop_Assault|assaulting an employee at GameStop]].
==2015==

===Events of 2015===
::''Main article: [[2015]]''

2015 will see Chris face trial for his (her?) [[26 December 2014]] escapade.

==Sources==
{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

March 2015 Facebook posts

2015-03-09T14:07:28Z

Liberty: /* Summary */

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page during March 2015.

==Summary==
* 1 March - Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on [[eBay]] and complains about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality on [[Facebook]].
* 1 March - Chris celebrates "Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day".

==Chris's posts==
===More [[Medallions]] on [[eBay]]===
Chris reposts his medallion for sale on eBay, complaining about the [[trolls]] who gave him his "Below Standard" rating. However, he takes it down within a day. [http://www.ebay.com/itm/Recreated-Sonichu-Or-Rosechu-Medallions-Fresh-And-Direct-From-Original-Creator-/191526240892?fb_action_ids=813793852048429&fb_action_types=og.shares Link here.]
{{quotebox|1 March 2015
Here's 23 more medals. My complaint is that in the past, the odd less than five people complained of their medals arriving as "shoody"; that is why my Seller status is Below Standard. Each Medallion is Hand-Made with care and all of that, which you would could not get anywhere else, even from a plastic-printing 3D Printer. Nothing and Nobody is absolutely perfect. Complain to eBay, if you'd like me to be able to list more than 20+ medals ever again. Thank you for your patronage.}}

===Happy Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day===
Chris celebrates the day honoring ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'''s resident ditzy pegasus Derpy Hooves by sharing a fanart pic. Given the two's similar personalities, I say it's a perfect fit.
{{quotebox|1 March 2015
[[File:DerpyDay.png|right|thumb|200px]]
March 1st is Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day.}}

The white knight [[William Elliott Waterman]] left perhaps his shortest and subtle note of praise yet:

{{quoteboxred|cool.}}

===A hypothetical list of party guests===

Chris posts a list of hypothetical guests he'd like to have at a party. He goes on to say that any responses from the listed individuals would first be considered to be trolls. The statement implies that he [[Chris and reality|thinks that there's still a chance these celebrities would actually contact him]].

{{quotebox|March 8 2015
"**The Following is hypothetical; it is essentially a list of celebrities I would find good in hanging around with or meeting and greeting. This is for my reference.**

I'm hosting a select party, and I am inviting: Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, [[2013_Facebook_Posts#Open_Letter_to_Tara_Strong|Tara Strong]], Amy Jo Johnson, Katy Perry, [[Chris and fashion|Lady Gaga]], Kelsey Grammar, Jane Leeves, [[Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]], Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Betty White, Patricia Routlege, [[My Little Pony|Ashleigh Ball]], [[My Little Pony|Andrea Libman]], [[My Little Pony|Tabitha St. Germain]], Monica Rial, [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|Seth McFarland]], [[The Simpsons|Matt Groening]], [[Chris_and_English#Spelling|Craig McCracklin]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], [[Sonichu_7#Time_travel_crap|Christopher Lloyd]], Melissa Etheridge, Kelly Clarkson, Temple Grandin, [[Transformers|Peter Cullen]], Seth Rogan.

Any responses from the individuals listed above, to this post, will be initially considered to be from people or Internet Trolls and CyberBullies pretending to be the actual individuals, and will be disregarded and ignored.

Have a good day."}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

March 2015 Facebook posts

2015-03-08T14:12:25Z

Liberty: /* A hypothetical list of party guests */

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page during March 2015.

==Summary==
* 1 March - Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on [[eBay]], complaining about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality on [[Facebook]].
* 1 March - Chris celebrates "Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day".

==Chris's posts==
===More [[Medallions]] on [[eBay]]===
Chris reposts his medallion for sale on eBay, complaining about the [[trolls]] who gave him his "Below Standard" rating. However, he takes it down within a day. [http://www.ebay.com/itm/Recreated-Sonichu-Or-Rosechu-Medallions-Fresh-And-Direct-From-Original-Creator-/191526240892?fb_action_ids=813793852048429&fb_action_types=og.shares Link here.]
{{quotebox|1 March 2015
Here's 23 more medals. My complaint is that in the past, the odd less than five people complained of their medals arriving as "shoody"; that is why my Seller status is Below Standard. Each Medallion is Hand-Made with care and all of that, which you would could not get anywhere else, even from a plastic-printing 3D Printer. Nothing and Nobody is absolutely perfect. Complain to eBay, if you'd like me to be able to list more than 20+ medals ever again. Thank you for your patronage.}}

===Happy Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day===
Chris celebrates the day honoring ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'''s resident ditzy pegasus Derpy Hooves by sharing a fanart pic. Given the two's similar personalities, I say it's a perfect fit.
{{quotebox|1 March 2015
[[File:DerpyDay.png|right|thumb|200px]]
March 1st is Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day.}}

The white knight [[William Elliott Waterman]] left perhaps his shortest and subtle note of praise yet:

{{quoteboxred|cool.}}

===A hypothetical list of party guests===

Chris posts a list of hypothetical guests he'd like to have at a party. He goes on to say that any responses from the listed individuals would first be considered to be trolls. The statement implies that he [[Chris and reality|thinks that there's still a chance these celebrities would actually contact him]].

{{quotebox|March 8 2015
"**The Following is hypothetical; it is essentially a list of celebrities I would find good in hanging around with or meeting and greeting. This is for my reference.**

I'm hosting a select party, and I am inviting: Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Tara Strong, Amy Jo Johnson, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Kelsey Grammar, Jane Leeves, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Betty White, Patricia Routlege, Ashleigh Ball, Andrea Libman, Tabitha St. Germain, Monica Rial, Seth McFarland, Matt Groening, Craig McCracklin, Vanessa Hudgens, Christopher Lloyd, Melissa Etheridge, Kelly Clarkson, Temple Grandin, Peter Cullen, Seth Rogan.

Any responses from the individuals listed above, to this post, will be initially considered to be from people or Internet Trolls and CyberBullies pretending to be the actual individuals, and will be disregarded and ignored.

Have a good day."}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

March 2015 Facebook posts

2015-03-08T07:09:29Z

Liberty: /* Chris's posts */

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page during March 2015.

==Summary==
* 1 March - Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on [[eBay]], complaining about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality on [[Facebook]].
* 1 March - Chris celebrates "Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day".

==Chris's posts==
===More [[Medallions]] on [[eBay]]===
Chris reposts his medallion for sale on eBay, complaining about the [[trolls]] who gave him his "Below Standard" rating. However, he takes it down within a day. [http://www.ebay.com/itm/Recreated-Sonichu-Or-Rosechu-Medallions-Fresh-And-Direct-From-Original-Creator-/191526240892?fb_action_ids=813793852048429&fb_action_types=og.shares Link here.]
{{quotebox|1 March 2015
Here's 23 more medals. My complaint is that in the past, the odd less than five people complained of their medals arriving as "shoody"; that is why my Seller status is Below Standard. Each Medallion is Hand-Made with care and all of that, which you would could not get anywhere else, even from a plastic-printing 3D Printer. Nothing and Nobody is absolutely perfect. Complain to eBay, if you'd like me to be able to list more than 20+ medals ever again. Thank you for your patronage.}}

===Happy Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day===
Chris celebrates the day honoring ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'''s resident ditzy pegasus Derpy Hooves by sharing a fanart pic. Given the two's similar personalities, I say it's a perfect fit.
{{quotebox|1 March 2015
[[File:DerpyDay.png|right|thumb|200px]]
March 1st is Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day.}}

The white knight [[William Elliott Waterman]] left perhaps his shortest and subtle note of praise yet:

{{quoteboxred|cool.}}

===A hypothetical list of party guests===

Chris posts a list of hypothetical guests he'd like to have at a party, which primarily consisted of [[Women's right|scantily clad female celebrities]]. He goes on to say that any responses from the listed individuals would first be considered to be trolls. The statement implies that he [[Chris and reality|thinks that there's still a chance these celebrities would actually contact him]].

{{quotebox|March 8 2015
"**The Following is hypothetical; it is essentially a list of celebrities I would find good in hanging around with or meeting and greeting. This is for my reference.**

I'm hosting a select party, and I am inviting: Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Tara Strong, Amy Jo Johnson, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Kelsey Grammar, Jane Leeves, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Betty White, Patricia Routlege, Ashleigh Ball, Andrea Libman, Tabitha St. Germain, Monica Rial, Seth McFarland, Matt Groening, Craig McCracklin, Vanessa Hudgens, Christopher Lloyd, Melissa Etheridge, Kelly Clarkson, Temple Grandin, Peter Cullen, Seth Rogan.

Any responses from the individuals listed above, to this post, will be initially considered to be from people or Internet Trolls and CyberBullies pretending to be the actual individuals, and will be disregarded and ignored.

Have a good day."}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

Niggos

2015-03-07T15:55:26Z

Liberty: /* Niggos in Chris's life */

{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! [[Chris and remorse|And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!]]|Chris, [[March 2010]]}}

[[Chris]] demonstrates [[Chris and race|many instances of intolerance and racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism probably comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his parental upbringing]], his isolated formative years, [[Chris and television|television]], [[Naïve|naivete]], and complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.

==Origin of the word "Niggos"==
{{protip|Chris only ever used the word "niggos" once. He has said "nigger" more than once, though.}}

'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]' many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]] where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say the N-word,
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks", or "African-Americans",
* Leave race out of the matter entirely by saying "criminals" or "prisoners",
* Bleep himself out, or
* End the conversation and simply just don't be a retard,

He chose to coin a retarded ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's faggotry, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggers Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike proceeded to stop him and cuss him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.

As of now, Chris has never again used the word "niggo", and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

However, in a video posted on his YouTube channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him an official [[racist]]. The [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. His use of the slur led directly to the vandalizing of the [[CWCipedia]] by opening it up to public editing. Chris being Chris, he failed to connect the two events.
{{clear}}

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==
{{protip|Chris has never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie".}}

[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref> Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black [[boyfriend-free girls]] who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate - for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

Some may argue, if excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Quite possibly, it could be rather considered an act of racism and discrimination against ''white'' women, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's possible victims of stalking and harassment. Chris also stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

The stated reason for Chris's disinterest in black women was that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] was supposed to be white, which means her mother must be white as well. However, a hole was punched in this defense when Chris's dating site profiles made it clear that all he wanted was sex, but he still excluded black women. His justification for his blatant racism was even further proven to be a lie when he was specifically asked to describe all the races he would date. Chris's answer: "all but black".<ref>[[IRC (17 December 2008)]]</ref>

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|left|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]
[[File:Difficult time lady.jpg|thumb|Difficult time lady.]]
There were some 12 to 15-year-old black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these kids.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster..."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "niggo") and making statements like: "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the... From the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and... [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and... [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 June 2012, Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman who gave him "a difficult time."

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin Chat 1|Colin]]. Needless to say, Chris's intolerance towards niggos hasn't changed over the years, as he sent an a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head as "poo light".
{{clear}}

==Niggos in the Comic==
In the [[Sonichu Comic|''Sonichu'' comics]], most black characters are villains who try to thwart Chris and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|his hedgehogs]] at every turn. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black – the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris [[autism|believed as being a real rumor]], approved of, and then illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein". Chris later removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Blake|Black Sonichu/Blachu/Blake]]===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain who later switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite (stereo)typical. He was brought to the CWCverse against his will, and [[Reldnahc]] (a white boy) quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Blachu then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a precious stone ([[Legendary Master Sunstone]]). Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while not being able to figure how to defend properly. Before his name change several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist (including [[Wild|Wild's]] "I was following this black guy on a board..." comment). To Chris's credit, Blake becomes a positive character later, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] teacher, Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Meniru gave Chris an F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in CWCville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and Art|drawing]], the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Kene Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only [[South_Park|black cartoon character he was familiar with]], even though that character had no other similarity to Mr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
A '''villain''', psychic Rosechu who was trained by [[Count Graduon]] on [[Moon|the Moon]]. Graduon also gave her a [[pickle|dick]]. In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], she raped and poisoned [[Blake]] while disguised as Bubbles, and planned to do the same to [[Bubbles]] while disguised as Blake. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, [[Magi-Chan]] spoiled that Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him. The [[CWCipedia]] confirmed this.

===Minor(ity) Characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]] - A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] - A...pretty bad-ass Jerkop? Apparently not every black person has to be a racist caricature.
*[[Inos]] - A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] - A police officer who talks entirely in stereotypical "black slang".
*PHI Spring Break reporter ([[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "Sistas and brothas."
*[[Jerkop|Jerkops]] at CWCville Forest - In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|episode 20]], [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] are attacked at the CWCville Forest by a large group of Jerkops, many of whom are black.<ref>''[[Sonichu 9]]'', pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_47 47]-[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_49 49].</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and race|Chris and Race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|"Chris Drops the N-Bomb"]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|"Song for Jackie.MOV"]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
*[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|"Lars Is Jivin'.MP4"]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:People]]

JERKS

2015-03-05T14:32:39Z

Liberty:

{{Quote|Well, I do not like the majority of the male population regardless. The straight ones take the women away. The damn [[homo]] males not only [tried to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit [[Troll]]/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and [[Sonichu]] as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.|Chris, in a [[Facebook]] post}}
'''JERK''' is [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop|jerkops]]. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>

For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black|Jack Black]]).

One reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].

In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "male" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His recent [[Tomgirl Saga|transgender antics]] also suggests that he has a lot of self hatred about being male.

==Use as a denominator==
Although he has defined the term "jerk" to mean all men save him and his father, the usage of the term seems to apply to any person who gets in the way of Chris doing something that he wants to do. If Chris wants [[china]] and can't get it because the object of his affection has a significant other, that significant other is a jerk. Chris wanted to win the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], but [[Adam Stackhouse]] got in the way, therefore he is a jerk — allegedly because he broke the rules of the contest and used music, actually because he spoiled Chris's plans for sex with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Whether your intention was to obstruct Chris's efforts or not, you are a jerk for presenting a barrier to his goal.

Even being more talented than Chris, or more socially well-adjusted (no great feat, considering Chris) is enough to make one a jerk in [[The Creepy Stare|Chris's eyes]]. Men with girlfriends did not specifically intend to cock-block Chris; they only did what well-adjusted people do and asked out a girl they liked. Adam Stackhouse simply made a good video for a competition he wanted to win and had no intention of thwarting an autistic's plans to seduce his best friend (again, the ''PaRappa'' Showdown). In Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|self-centered]] way of thinking, though, they were all out to get him.

==Use as a prefix/suffix==
Chris derides certain professions by using "jerk" as a prefix (as with [[jerkop]]) or a suffix (as with [[manajerk]]). The addition of the prefix/suffix comes from their actions which, again, prevented Chris from getting what he wanted. Never mind the fact that managers and police officers are simply doing their job when they stop creepy patrons from [[Attraction sign|soliciting members of the public for sex]]. They have obstructed his quest for [[china]] and so are jerks. Due to [[Chris and the Law|repeated encounters]] with these professions, Chris has taken to describing any member of their ranks as a jerk.

==Varying usage==
Despite the fact that Chris has openly declared that '''all''' men are jerks, in practice he doesn't seem to automatically apply the term to every man he meets. [[Robert Simmons V]] was held in some regard before he turned troll against Chris. [[Joseph Herring]] was considered a high school friend (although Chris drew him as an ugly, zit-scarred freak in his comic). Chris considered [[Joshua Martinez]] a friend (though he still tried to get [[ED]] to ruin him) as long as he thought Josh would help him score some china. John Schroeder, [[Megan]]'s brother, was even the main character in one of Chris's fake [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|video games]]. Once again, however, that was probably a side-effect of Chris's lust for Megan.

==Chris as the embodiment of JERK==
[[wikipedia|Wiktionary]] defines a [[wiktionary:jerk|jerk]] as "a person with [[Chris and anger|unlikable]] or [[Chris and his Ego|obnoxious]] [[Chris and race|qualities]] and [[Women's rights|behavior]], [[Death threats|typically]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|mean]], [[Christian Love Day (video)|self-centered]] or [[List of places that have banned Chris|disagreeable]], and [[Honor roll|often not very intelligent]]." Ironically, or perhaps better put, [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritically]], Chris's actions make him more deserving of the term "jerk" than most people he applies it to.

==The list of males Chris doesn't hate==
The most recent version of T.L.O.M.C.D.H. was provided in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|Chris's annotations to his ED article]]. There it goes as follows:
# [[Chris]] himself
# [[Bob Chandler|His father]]
# "[[Santa Clause]]" [sic]
# [[Jesus]]
# [[God]]
# [[George W. Bush|The President of]] [[Barack Obama|the United States]]
# [[Molvanîa|All the World Leaders]]
# ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present.

However, in the same [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|annotations]], Chris confusingly states that his [[noviophobia]] is "Out-Of-Date". He goes on to say that he only hates trolls and "da haytahs" now, but also states that he is cool with the "Hating 99% of the World's Men" theory. In any case, the list is at least applicable to ''some'' point in Chris's biography, even if he [[Lies|"got over it."]]

==References==
<references />

{{Not_Jerks}}
{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]

JERKS

2015-03-05T14:32:03Z

Liberty:

{{Quote|Well, I do not like the majority of the male population regardless. The straight ones take the women away. The damn [[homo]] males not only [tried to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit [[Troll]]/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and [[Sonichu]] as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.|Chris, in a [[Facebook]] post}}
'''JERK''' is [[Chris]]'s term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkop|jerkops]]. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>

For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black|Jack Black]]).

One reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].

In more recent years, he's taken to using the word "male" in the place of jerk to express his disdain for other men. His recent [[transgender antics|Tomgirl]] also suggests that he has a lot of self hatred about being male.

==Use as a denominator==
Although he has defined the term "jerk" to mean all men save him and his father, the usage of the term seems to apply to any person who gets in the way of Chris doing something that he wants to do. If Chris wants [[china]] and can't get it because the object of his affection has a significant other, that significant other is a jerk. Chris wanted to win the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], but [[Adam Stackhouse]] got in the way, therefore he is a jerk — allegedly because he broke the rules of the contest and used music, actually because he spoiled Chris's plans for sex with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Whether your intention was to obstruct Chris's efforts or not, you are a jerk for presenting a barrier to his goal.

Even being more talented than Chris, or more socially well-adjusted (no great feat, considering Chris) is enough to make one a jerk in [[The Creepy Stare|Chris's eyes]]. Men with girlfriends did not specifically intend to cock-block Chris; they only did what well-adjusted people do and asked out a girl they liked. Adam Stackhouse simply made a good video for a competition he wanted to win and had no intention of thwarting an autistic's plans to seduce his best friend (again, the ''PaRappa'' Showdown). In Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|self-centered]] way of thinking, though, they were all out to get him.

==Use as a prefix/suffix==
Chris derides certain professions by using "jerk" as a prefix (as with [[jerkop]]) or a suffix (as with [[manajerk]]). The addition of the prefix/suffix comes from their actions which, again, prevented Chris from getting what he wanted. Never mind the fact that managers and police officers are simply doing their job when they stop creepy patrons from [[Attraction sign|soliciting members of the public for sex]]. They have obstructed his quest for [[china]] and so are jerks. Due to [[Chris and the Law|repeated encounters]] with these professions, Chris has taken to describing any member of their ranks as a jerk.

==Varying usage==
Despite the fact that Chris has openly declared that '''all''' men are jerks, in practice he doesn't seem to automatically apply the term to every man he meets. [[Robert Simmons V]] was held in some regard before he turned troll against Chris. [[Joseph Herring]] was considered a high school friend (although Chris drew him as an ugly, zit-scarred freak in his comic). Chris considered [[Joshua Martinez]] a friend (though he still tried to get [[ED]] to ruin him) as long as he thought Josh would help him score some china. John Schroeder, [[Megan]]'s brother, was even the main character in one of Chris's fake [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|video games]]. Once again, however, that was probably a side-effect of Chris's lust for Megan.

==Chris as the embodiment of JERK==
[[wikipedia|Wiktionary]] defines a [[wiktionary:jerk|jerk]] as "a person with [[Chris and anger|unlikable]] or [[Chris and his Ego|obnoxious]] [[Chris and race|qualities]] and [[Women's rights|behavior]], [[Death threats|typically]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|mean]], [[Christian Love Day (video)|self-centered]] or [[List of places that have banned Chris|disagreeable]], and [[Honor roll|often not very intelligent]]." Ironically, or perhaps better put, [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritically]], Chris's actions make him more deserving of the term "jerk" than most people he applies it to.

==The list of males Chris doesn't hate==
The most recent version of T.L.O.M.C.D.H. was provided in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|Chris's annotations to his ED article]]. There it goes as follows:
# [[Chris]] himself
# [[Bob Chandler|His father]]
# "[[Santa Clause]]" [sic]
# [[Jesus]]
# [[God]]
# [[George W. Bush|The President of]] [[Barack Obama|the United States]]
# [[Molvanîa|All the World Leaders]]
# ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present.

However, in the same [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|annotations]], Chris confusingly states that his [[noviophobia]] is "Out-Of-Date". He goes on to say that he only hates trolls and "da haytahs" now, but also states that he is cool with the "Hating 99% of the World's Men" theory. In any case, the list is at least applicable to ''some'' point in Chris's biography, even if he [[Lies|"got over it."]]

==References==
<references />

{{Not_Jerks}}
{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]

March 2015

2015-03-02T05:52:34Z

Liberty: /* Events of March */

{{Ongoing}}
'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2015]]'''.

==Events of March==
* 2 March - Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on Ebay. He also complains about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality.
* 17 March - St. Patrick's Day.
{{Timeline}}

March 2015

2015-03-02T05:52:25Z

Liberty: /* Events of March */

{{Ongoing}}
'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2015]]'''.

==Events of March==
* 2 March - * Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on Ebay. He also complains about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality.
* 17 March - St. Patrick's Day.
{{Timeline}}

March 2015

2015-03-02T05:52:02Z

Liberty: /* Events of March */

{{Ongoing}}
'''March''' is the third month of '''[[2015]]'''.

==Events of March==
* 17 March - St. Patrick's Day.
* Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on Ebay. He also complains about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality.
{{Timeline}}

Imaginary family

2015-02-19T14:43:38Z

Liberty:

:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].''

{{quote|As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.|Chris, presuming to know the wishes of GodBear<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a [[My Little Pony]] character]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]
Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the illustrious metal"<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>, according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Things Chris has ripped off|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and also Baby's premise from the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Monkey Ball|Super Monkey Ball]]'' games, although whether Chris knows about ripping this off as well remains to be seen.

Finding a woman who would birth Crystal has been a fairly consistent justification for Chris's [[Love Quest]]. At times he has seemed to be more [[Honest Content|honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Chris and sex|get laid]] or prove he's straight. For example, when Julie expressed a desire to have a child, possibly with Chris, he was ambivalent, and seemed more interested in a threesome between Panda, Julie and himself.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3#2009-02-04]]</ref> Yet with new heartthrob Ivy, his fantasy of making a family was strong, and Chris was upset when Ivy said she didn't like the name Crystal, and demanded a say in their daughter's name.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Likewise, in a dialogue with potential sweetheart [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had the "[[Chris and religion|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterated this later in the conversation, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Chris's resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world. While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender]][[Pregnant_Act| identity]] [[tomgirl|issues]], which typically begin in childhood. It's also somewhat possible that he doesn't know that the mother is the only one who gives birth, seeing how he [[Chris and English|uses it in other contexts]].

After Kacey, [[Jackie]] was next in line as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was to be bestowed. Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

To this day, Chris remains a girlfriend-free boy, and [[Biological clock|with his age creeping up on him]], the chances of Crystal being born at all get slimmer with each passing day ''(that is, of course, assuming that Chris has a chance at '''all'''.)'' Going into 2014, Chris shows no signs of giving up his dream of siring his demonspawn child. He's even gone as far as [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#Need_my_daughter|asking a friend]] to be the vessel which will allow Crystal to enter our world.

==Name==

Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to some confusion.

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently, although something called "Crystle" appears in the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]].

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]
{{Love quest}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Crystal Weston}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Imaginary family

2015-02-19T14:41:31Z

Liberty:

:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].''

{{quote|As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.|Chris, presuming to know the wishes of GodBear<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a [[My Little Pony]] character]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]
Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the illustrious metal"<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>, according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Things Chris has ripped off|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and also Baby's premise from the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Monkey Ball|Super Monkey Ball]]'' games, although whether Chris knows about ripping this off as well remains to be seen.

Finding a woman who would birth Crystal has been a fairly consistent justification for Chris's [[Love Quest]]. At times he has seemed to be more [[Honest Content|honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Chris and sex|get laid]] or prove he's straight. For example, when Julie expressed a desire to have a child, possibly with Chris, he was ambivalent, and seemed more interested in a threesome between Panda, Julie and himself.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3#2009-02-04]]</ref> Yet with new heartthrob Ivy, his fantasy of making a family was strong, and Chris was upset when Ivy said she didn't like the name Crystal, and demanded a say in their daughter's name.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Likewise, in a dialogue with potential sweetheart [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had the "[[Chris and religion|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterated this later in the conversation, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Chris's resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world. While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender]][[Pregnant_Act| identity]] [[tomgirl|issues]], which typically begin in childhood. It's also somewhat possible that he doesn't know that the mother is the only one who gives birth, seeing how he [[Chris and English|uses it in other contexts]].

After Kacey, [[Jackie]] was next in line as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was to be bestowed. Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

To this day, Chris remains a girlfriend-free boy, and [[Biological clock|with his age creeping up on him]], the chances of Crystal being born at all get slimmer with each passing day ''(that is, of course, assuming that Chris has a chance at '''all'''.)'' Going into 2014, Chris shows no signs of giving up his dream of siring his demonspawn child. He's even gone as far to [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#Need_my_daughter|ask a friend]] to be the vessel which will allow Crystal to enter our world.

==Name==

Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to some confusion.

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently, although something called "Crystle" appears in the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]].

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]
{{Love quest}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Crystal Weston}}
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

Imaginary family

2015-02-19T14:40:37Z

Liberty:

:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].''

{{quote|As for where I see myself, I am uncertain career-wise, but [[Dreams|I HAVE A DREAM]]! And that dream is to find the woman to make my Sweetheart from honest, true friendship, make her my wife, and from us, have a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. I've had a number of dreams where I take care of and tend to the needs of my baby, Crystal. And from all those dreams, I knew they were God's wishes for my future.|Chris, presuming to know the wishes of GodBear<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a [[My Little Pony]] character]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]
Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the illustrious metal"<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>, according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Things Chris has ripped off|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and also Baby's premise from the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Monkey Ball|Super Monkey Ball]]'' games, although whether Chris knows about ripping this off as well remains to be seen.

Finding a woman who would birth Crystal has been a fairly consistent justification for Chris's [[Love Quest]]. At times he has seemed to be more [[Honest Content|honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Chris and sex|get laid]] or prove he's straight. For example, when Julie expressed a desire to have a child, possibly with Chris, he was ambivalent, and seemed more interested in a threesome between Panda, Julie and himself.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 3#2009-02-04]]</ref> Yet with new heartthrob Ivy, his fantasy of making a family was strong, and Chris was upset when Ivy said she didn't like the name Crystal, and demanded a say in their daughter's name.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

Likewise, in a dialogue with potential sweetheart [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had the "[[Chris and religion|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterated this later in the conversation, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Chris's resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world. While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender]][[Pregnant_Act| identity]] [[tomgirl|issues]], which typically begin in childhood. It's also somewhat possible that he doesn't know that the mother is the only one who gives birth, seeing how he [[Chris and English|uses it in other contexts]].

After Kacey, [[Jackie]] was next in line as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was to be bestowed. Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

To this day, Chris remains a girlfriend-free boy, and [[Biological clock|with his age creeping up on him]], the chances of Crystal being born at all get slimmer with each passing day ''(that is, of course, assuming that Chris has a chance at '''all'''.)'' Going into 2014, he shows no signs of giving up his dream of siring his demonspawn child. He's even gone as far to [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#Need_my_daughter|ask friends]] to be the vessel which will allow Crystal to enter our world.

==Name==

Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to some confusion.

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter (although he used "Crystal" in a [[Facebook]] message<ref>[[Facebook messages#Christy Backe]]</ref> and the infamous "Story of My Current Days"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>). In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name "Crystal" consistently, although something called "Crystle" appears in the [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]].

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]
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Chris and fashion

2015-02-18T10:02:24Z

Liberty: /* Later Tomgirl Fashion */

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[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes. Style is forever.]]

{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in the old red, white and blue.|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]g</ref>}}

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. The majority of shirts he owns are colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts, most of which are decorated with horizontal stripes, making him look even [[Obesity|fatter]].

[[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one (the "Advice Dog" shirt) of his shirts was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Although his mother doesn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chooses to wear these shirts. However, with the advent of the [[Tomgirl Saga]], this clothing seems to have fallen from grace in favor of equally hideous (but more feminine) garb.

== Childhood ==
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to today is that he sometimes even dared to wear single-colored shirts with his [[Sonic the Hedgehog|favorite game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only article of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme is the [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he has owned since he was 19. Being yellow, it does not look particularly good on him.

== Trademark clothing ==
[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]

Chris's classic outfit consists of:

* His favorite shirt, a [[Chris and brand loyalty|St. John's Bay®]] Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which is so tight that it accentuates his voluptuous, masculine bosoms. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably draws himself wearing in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]. It was destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house.<ref>[[eBay]] comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI</ref>
* His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]]
* A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically define his rear end to a disturbing level — he may be wearing women's jeans, or he may simply still wear pants his gut long ago outgrew.
* The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for the many [[Chris and death|funerals that plague his existence]].
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
* Since late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep the previously mentioned bosoms in check.

==The "IBA" outfit==
[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit.]]
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*Sunglasses over normal glasses (glasses chain remains)
*T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.
*Goatee.
*Tattoo sleeves
*A black vest that is too small for his girth.
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts, and claimed that he was pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video.

==The "Gay Trucker" outfit==

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]

After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person, including a denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of just to look gayer.<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> The result is a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that Chris tries to look like a bad boy, but he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could make it look gayer is by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he has. [[Fridays After Five|And in public.]] At this point, even if he's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|lost some of his favorite shirts]], going back to the medallion would actually ''improve'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].

[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]].]]

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly express Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". That said, the video was made for a potential sweetheart that Chris desperately wanted to have [[hanky-panky]] with, leaving open the possibility that Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[bedroom]].

Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five--a public, family-oriented concert, mind you. He then topped this later, by pulling that shirt over his head, and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written "WANT WOMAN!" The common belief is that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts are the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is both straight and available without ever having to talk to people nor spend any effort in making a sign.

In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos where he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts (including a [[Manchester High School]] senior class sweatshirt which he must have reverently preserved for at least a decade). The effect is interesting, bringing him closer to something like normality than he's been in many years. He's still a pale, sweaty, balding, grotesquely fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that puts him reasonably close to the mainstream.

In [[October 2014]], the Internet collectively got brown pants after Chris [[I Love You, Catherine|made his first video in a while]]. In that video, he was depicted with his Manchester High School sweatshirt, while in [[To Mr. Smith|the follow-up]], he was shown with an orange shirt and striped sleeves underneath.

A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more--the Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
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==The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit==
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet; too bad it did not last.]]

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.

==The “Tomgirl” series==
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]

{{main|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In April 2011, a series of pictures leaked, showing Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consists of:

* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - note that piercing the right ear was at one point code for [[homos]]exuality; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eyeliner
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]]</ref> (note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge [[F Abstinence|virginity]] until marriage)<ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of glasses

[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|left|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]

===Later Tomgirl Fashion===
Chris's tomgirl antics have continued for several years, still happening in late [[2014]], but although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe seem remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color co-ordination and clothing size. Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices as of 2014 are:

[[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris, later in the same year.]]

* Clashing violently opposed colors (particularly red with blue/green)
* Wearing clothing far too small for him (see the [[October 2014 Facebook Posts]] for examples)
* Wearing dresses or skirts with very high hems
* Bras
* Omission of glasses, possibly due to contact lenses
* Eye makeup, which is applied poorly and usually purple in color

Later on in the year, however, Chris's fashion sense would deteriorate completely, as seen in the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is seen wearing the following:

* Purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, used as a "[[Honor roll|disguise]]" for his undercover [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]]
* A silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair]]line
* Manchester High sweatshirt
* Short jeans, matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]
* Boots (possibly Uggs)

Going on into 2015, it was confirmed that Chris went to the trial for the [[26 December 2014]] incident in his tomgirl attire. This suggests that even having to face a judge isn't enough to convince him to dress properly.

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt, which later gained the aforementioned nicknames of the "clown shirt", or "The Classic". Given that he is autistic, observers often speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question. Either way, Chris seems to regard his shirt as an integral part of his identity in the same way that [[trolls]] do.

His fashion sense has shown itself to be evolving in the last year, but moving in cycles. In [[2010]] he seemed to have ditched the Sonichu medallion and moved into what could be described as a more edgy, hip, aggressive look. His success at being so is on par for course with the rest of his attempts at things.

Of note, during his conversation with [[Kacey]] while posing as [[Liquid Chris]] he claimed to also own a striped shirt like the "impostor". He expressed much joy at the fact that it was red, white and blue, implying owning a shirt was proof of his [[United States of America|patriotism]].

==Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe, along with links to the videos they appeared in:
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Image:Christshirt1.png|"The Classic" [[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]" [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe" [[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag" [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain" [[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri" [[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot" [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon" [[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe" [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|1]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|3]] [[A message to the Trolls|4]] [[Don't Mess With Me|5]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster" [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light" [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild" [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame" [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" [[51 50|1]]
Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen" [[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]" [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki" [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]" [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie Shirt" [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake" [[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes" [[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]]
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee" [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator" [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag" [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green" [[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash" [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack" [[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher" [[Apology to Emily|1]]
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher" [[25 September 2009|1]]
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== Wrist warmer ==
[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>{{PublicSource}}}}

Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

==Fanny pack==
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|left|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.]]

A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and have since been considered to be a fashion faux pas.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

== Cosplaying ==
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== Sources ==
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{{Chris and}}

January 2015 Facebook posts

2015-01-11T15:24:56Z

Liberty: /* Summary */

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[January 2015]]. He also continued to contribute to his activist page, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. The posts of this month come in the wake of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, and Chris is eager to portray himself as the victim and slander his prosecutors in a public forum.

==Summary==
* 1 January - Chris is tired from moving back into his [[14 Branchland Court|house]].
* 5 January - Chris reiterates that he will use pepper spray against people who make him upset.
* 7 January - Chris calls on his fandase to cut down an annoying tree branch.
* 8 January - Chris accuses [[SEGA|Sega]] of forcing him to assault a [[GameStop]] employee.
* 9 January - Chris posts a meme and says he feels lousy.
* 9 January - Chris opposes conversion therapy for both [[homos|homosexuals]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
* 10 January - Chris again defends his actions on [[26 December 2014]].
* 11 January - Chris discusses how he will force others to respect him if he feels threatened.

==Chris's posts==
===Charlie and His Horse===
A "charley horse" is an American term for painful leg cramps. Chris makes a pun, a rare reprieve from his usual [[random-access humor]].

{{quotebox|1 January 2015
Charlie's Horse continues to run tricks around the track during Both Legs of the race.

I have been seriously working my ass off a LOT, along with the movers, in getting moved back into [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] most recently. A portion of my [[Chris and health|pains]], in addition to lower back, can be figured out in the above pun.}}

===Don't Fuck with Chris!===
Chris whines about moving back into 14BC and very unsubtly implies that it wasn't his fault that he maliciously assaulted somebody.
{{quotebox|5 January 2015
I have been on the move, with the heavy listings and transport back to my original house, and still sorting, organizing and all. I also have been at a Lack of WiFi and [[Internet]] access since last Wednesday. The only internet I have at home here is on the 3G on my phone.

I have been very busy and very [[stress|stressed]]. And should anyone give me a difficult time during my outings resulting in turning my day bad with the verbal attacks and threats to my person, I Will Defend Myself, and only retaliate when absolutely necessary. I Would even spray myself.

I Sincerely Wish people would positively Like me, yet I am unable to change their minds. And if I Have to defend myself to get any respect as an individual person, then it is THEIR Fault for frightening me into that defensive stance.

‪#[[‎SEGA‬]] will definitely hear of the Earlier Incident as well.}}

===Chris Rants About Tree Branches===
{{quotebox|7 January 2015
Somewhere around Green Lea Subdivision, there is a damn tree branch, BLOWING IN THE COLD WINDS! Knocking the power Off and On! Will Someone PLEASE cut the branch, so we can have a night of consistent electricity and power?}}

===It's All Sega's Fault That I Maced a Store Employee===
Chris attributes his violation of multiple laws and attack on an innocent human being to the actions of a conglomerate company, shooting himself in the foot for his February court hearing. He also bizarrely uses non-American spelling [[Chris and English|for some reason]].
{{quotebox|8 January 2015
[[File:Blarms.jpg|thumb|left]]
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!

‪ #‎SEGA‬

‪ #‎SonicTheHedgehog}}

===Sunil Nevla Does Not Approve of This Image===
Chris reveals his hatred for memes stems from ED, putting the cart before the horse.
{{quotebox|9 January 2015
[[File:Chris worry.jpg|thumb|right]]
And I am a sad, lonely, worrying individual. :(}}

According to his mobile phone, Chris made this post from Danville, Virginia. Kenneth Englehardt wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen| I'm just curious why he drove all the way to Danville.}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Danville? I have NEVER driven to Danville. And I do NOT like most to all Memes; I watched the episode of [[Wikipedia:Littlest Pet Shop (2012 TV series)|Littlest Pet Shop]], and it reflected how I Felt moreover after I found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage when I Googled my name late October, 2007. <nowiki>>:(</nowiki>}}

Either Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], or his iPhone is screwing up.

===Baby, Chris Was Born This Way===
Chris signed a petition to cancel a new TV show, ''My Husband's Not Gay'', and wrote:

{{quotebox|9 January 2015
[[File:Nohomo.jpg|thumb|left]]
The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a [[homos#Chris the lesbian|(Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian]]. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn [[duck|Male Parts]]; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!}}

Chris seems to imply he is considering [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_reassignment_surgery sex reassignment surgery] with "no operation '''yet'''". How Chris would afford this extremely expensive procedure is not clear, especially since the events of February 2015 will most likely make him lose his [[tugboat]].

===Off My Rocker?!===
Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by one particular article (http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/#.VLC_uO3bJ68.facebook) posted by Wii U Daily:

{{quotebox|10 January 2015
Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that [[manajerks|Ass Manager]], HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND [[Twin Falling Towers|OFFENDED]] ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON [[stress|STRESSING]] ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST [[JERKS|MALE]] IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!}}

It is worth noting that the Wii U Daily writer is actually a female. Chris acknowledges this a few times, but it's mostly given as an excuse for him to ramble on about [[JERKS]].

==Chris Wants to Be a Mary Sue==
Chris discusses how he wishes people would like him and wonders why they would dislike him. He then goes on to say that he will force them to respect him if he feels threatened, also known as committing assault with pepper spray. He goes on to say why he wouldn't own a gun and that people shouldn't be banned from large stores like Walmart for anything less than drawing a gun or committing armed robbery, leaving Chris to freely vandalise the store's property without having to fear banishment. He also begs people to leave him alone when he's out and about, no matter what he decides to do on another person's property.

{{quotebox|11 January 2015
Just Listen; Do Not Comment or Respond; I am being Very Serious.

I Really Wish People would Positively Like Me. I can not make people like me, and if they dislike me, for their own individual reasons beyond my own comprehension. I can not change their minds. But, to my utmost dismay and sadness, should I be threatened, or be made to feel threatened, I Will defend myself to force some respect from them.

All I would ever want is a good day and some peace of my own mind; I do not intend, nor have ever intended, unprovoked, to offend anyone. And if my good day is turned bad, because of me feeling threatened by anyone, and then I feel those individuals immediately deserve to have a bad day themselves (and continue living on from there), then it is Their Fault for pushing me into the defensive position in the first place.

It really does make me feel sad and most disappointed of the other people when they give me such grief to the point that I have to be put into a position to force some respect out of them. And I have been growing more paranoid of Other People since November of 2007 with the damn bad people over the internet, as well as those I have had the displeasure to have encountered in person who have shown me nothing but a difficult time and even more grief.

Also, I sincerely believe nothing would ever be gained from killing anyone, including myself; all that does is forces one or the other into their next realm or life; Nobody really Learns or really Benefits anything from the deaths of any person. That is why I would never own, or want to own, a real gun.

"Look out, she's going for her mace!"
"What? Would you rather I have a gun with bullets in it?"

And that is another thing everyone Should be Aware of: I AM A FEMALE SOUL, and I Prefer to be referred to by the Female Pronouns. Any address of "Sir", or "Man" upon me, will only be met by a cold shoulder or stare in their general direction.

And NOBODY should ever be BANNED from a high-volume store like Wal-Mart or Target for anything less offensive than a gun withdrawl or robbery. We All Have Bad Days, and unless we actually Hit a Person or living individual or similar actions, in how we individually react to how we are feeling at the ONE Moment, aside from the other Individual Moments, To Ban an individual is just plain wrong.

And acts of protests with JUST Meanings, do not deserve any damn grief either.

Just Let Me Live On In Peace, Let Me enjoy my Good Day and Pleasant Shoppings and Outings, and DO NOT BOTHER ME AT ALL. I have No Intention Whatsoever to harm Any Individual Person or Myself. So, Please, Do Not Give Me Reason to be Forced to Defend Myself to garner any respect. All that does is give us all a Bad Day from a Good One.

Good Day.}}

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

January 2015 Facebook posts

2015-01-11T09:17:17Z

Liberty:

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[January 2015]]. He also continued to contribute to his activist page, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. The posts of this month come in the wake of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, and Chris is eager to portray himself as the victim and slander his prosecutors in a public forum.

==Summary==
* 1 January - Chris is tired from moving back into his [[14 Branchland Court|house]].
* 5 January - Chris reiterates that he will use pepper spray against people who make him upset.
* 7 January - Chris calls on his fandase to cut down an annoying tree branch.
* 8 January - Chris accuses [[SEGA|Sega]] of forcing him to assault a [[GameStop]] employee.
* 9 January - Chris posts a meme and says he feels lousy.
* 9 January - Chris opposes conversion therapy for both [[homos|homosexuals]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
* 10 January - Chris again defends his actions on [[26 December 2014]].
* 11 January - Christ discusses how he will force others to respect him if he feels threatened.

==Chris's posts==
===Charlie's Horse===
A "charley horse" is an American term for painful leg cramps. Chris makes a pun, a rare reprieve from his usual [[random-access humor]].

{{quotebox|1 January 2015
Charlie's Horse continues to run tricks around the track during Both Legs of the race.

I have been seriously working my ass off a LOT, along with the movers, in getting moved back into [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] most recently. A portion of my [[Chris and health|pains]], in addition to lower back, can be figured out in the above pun.}}

===Don't Fuck with Chris===
Chris whines about moving back into 14BC and very unsubtly implies that it wasn't his fault that he maliciously assaulted somebody.
{{quotebox|5 January 2015
I have been on the move, with the heavy listings and transport back to my original house, and still sorting, organizing and all. I also have been at a Lack of WiFi and [[Internet]] access since last Wednesday. The only internet I have at home here is on the 3G on my phone.

I have been very busy and very [[stress|stressed]]. And should anyone give me a difficult time during my outings resulting in turning my day bad with the verbal attacks and threats to my person, I Will Defend Myself, and only retaliate when absolutely necessary. I Would even spray myself.

I Sincerely Wish people would positively Like me, yet I am unable to change their minds. And if I Have to defend myself to get any respect as an individual person, then it is THEIR Fault for frightening me into that defensive stance.

‪#[[‎SEGA‬]] will definitely hear of the Earlier Incident as well.}}

===Chris Rants About Tree Branches===
{{quotebox|7 January 2015
Somewhere around Green Lea Subdivision, there is a damn tree branch, BLOWING IN THE COLD WINDS! Knocking the power Off and On! Will Someone PLEASE cut the branch, so we can have a night of consistent electricity and power?}}

===It's All Sega's Fault That I Maced a Store Employee===
Chris attributes his violation of multiple laws and attack on an innocent human being to the actions of a conglomerate company, shooting himself in the foot for his February court hearing. He also bizarrely uses non-American spelling [[Chris and English|for some reason]].
{{quotebox|8 January 2015
[[File:Blarms.jpg|thumb|left]]
Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail!

‪ #‎SEGA‬

‪ #‎SonicTheHedgehog}}

===Chris Feels Like a Mongoose===
Chris reveals his hatred for memes stems from ED, putting the cart before the horse.
{{quotebox|9 January 2015
[[File:Chris worry.jpg|thumb|right]]
And I am a sad, lonely, worrying individual. :(}}

According to his mobile phone, Chris made this post from Danville, Virginia. Kenneth Englehardt wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen| I'm just curious why he drove all the way to Danville.}}

Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Danville? I have NEVER driven to Danville. And I do NOT like most to all Memes; I watched the episode of [[Wikipedia:Littlest Pet Shop (2012 TV series)|Littlest Pet Shop]], and it reflected how I Felt moreover after I found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage when I Googled my name late October, 2007. <nowiki>>:(</nowiki>}}

Either Chris is [[List of Chris's lies|lying]], or his iPhone is screwing up.

===Chris Was Born This Way===
Chris signed a petition to cancel a new TV show, ''My Husband's Not Gay'', and wrote:

{{quotebox|9 January 2015
[[File:Nohomo.jpg|thumb|left]]
The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a [[homos#Chris the lesbian|(Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian]]. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn [[duck|Male Parts]]; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!}}

Chris seems to imply he is considering [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_reassignment_surgery sex reassignment surgery] with "no operation '''yet'''". How Chris would afford this extremely expensive procedure is not clear.

===Off My Rocker?!===
Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by one particular article (http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/#.VLC_uO3bJ68.facebook) posted by Wii U Daily:

{{quotebox|10 January 2015
Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that [[manajerks|Ass Manager]], HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND [[Twin Falling Towers|OFFENDED]] ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON [[stress|STRESSING]] ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST [[JERKS|MALE]] IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!}}

It is worth noting that the Wii U Daily writer is actually a female. Chris acknowledges this a few times, but it's mostly given as an excuse for him to ramble on about [[JERKS]].

===I will force respect out of others===
Chris discusses how he wishes people would like him and wonders why they would dislike him. He then goes on to say that he will force them to respect him if he feels threatened, also known as committing assault with pepper spray. He goes on to say why he wouldn't own a gun and that people shouldn't be banned from large stores like Walmart for anything less than drawing a gun or committing armed robbery, leaving Chris to freely vandalise the store's property without having to fear banishment. He also begs people to leave him alone when he's out and about, no matter what he decides to do on another person's property.

{{quotebox|11 January 2015
Just Listen; Do Not Comment or Respond; I am being Very Serious.

I Really Wish People would Positively Like Me. I can not make people like me, and if they dislike me, for their own individual reasons beyond my own comprehension. I can not change their minds. But, to my utmost dismay and sadness, should I be threatened, or be made to feel threatened, I Will defend myself to force some respect from them.

All I would ever want is a good day and some peace of my own mind; I do not intend, nor have ever intended, unprovoked, to offend anyone. And if my good day is turned bad, because of me feeling threatened by anyone, and then I feel those individuals immediately deserve to have a bad day themselves (and continue living on from there), then it is Their Fault for pushing me into the defensive position in the first place.

It really does make me feel sad and most disappointed of the other people when they give me such grief to the point that I have to be put into a position to force some respect out of them. And I have been growing more paranoid of Other People since November of 2007 with the damn bad people over the internet, as well as those I have had the displeasure to have encountered in person who have shown me nothing but a difficult time and even more grief.

Also, I sincerely believe nothing would ever be gained from killing anyone, including myself; all that does is forces one or the other into their next realm or life; Nobody really Learns or really Benefits anything from the deaths of any person. That is why I would never own, or want to own, a real gun.

"Look out, she's going for her mace!"
"What? Would you rather I have a gun with bullets in it?"

And that is another thing everyone Should be Aware of: I AM A FEMALE SOUL, and I Prefer to be referred to by the Female Pronouns. Any address of "Sir", or "Man" upon me, will only be met by a cold shoulder or stare in their general direction.

And NOBODY should ever be BANNED from a high-volume store like Wal-Mart or Target for anything less offensive than a gun withdrawl or robbery. We All Have Bad Days, and unless we actually Hit a Person or living individual or similar actions, in how we individually react to how we are feeling at the ONE Moment, aside from the other Individual Moments, To Ban an individual is just plain wrong.

And acts of protests with JUST Meanings, do not deserve any damn grief either.

Just Let Me Live On In Peace, Let Me enjoy my Good Day and Pleasant Shoppings and Outings, and DO NOT BOTHER ME AT ALL. I have No Intention Whatsoever to harm Any Individual Person or Myself. So, Please, Do Not Give Me Reason to be Forced to Defend Myself to garner any respect. All that does is give us all a Bad Day from a Good One.

Good Day.}}

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

Weens

2014-11-27T15:33:24Z

Liberty: /* There are much better targets than Chris */

{{Articleofthenow}}
Rounding out the unholy trinity of [[white knight|White Knights]] and [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], '''Weens''' are several times as annoying as the previous two combined. A corruption of the phrase 'Epic Win', weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the ''actual'' epic win of previous generations of trolls but thanks to their blundering and unoriginality end up making Chris of all people look like the master troll. In other words, they're the hyperactive preteen cargo-cultists who annoy the everloving ''fuck'' out of non-weens with their [[random-access humor|complete lack of talent and humor]].

Still confused? Maybe a video or two will help get the point across.
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==What Weening consists of==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Personification of typical tryhard ween grasping at badassery.]]
* Elaborate trolling plans.
* Prank calls to Chris's House. Double dumbass points if it's to scream JULAAAY! into the phone.
* [[A-Logging]]. Note that while not all weens are A-Logs and while not all A-Logs are weens, the vast majority of these dumbasses are both. The original A-Log was as much of a ween as an A-Log, what with his unfunny MST3K-wannabe videos.
* Facebook stalking.
* Scathing e-mails.
* Any kind of trolling plan, really.
* Terrible fanfiction that wittily deconstructs [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] as a saccharine dystopia. [[Asperchu]] already did it, folks, time to move on.
* Terrible fanart of Sonichu that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it ([[Sonee & Rosey|even more]]) grotesque, ([[Episode 21|even more]]) gory, or ([[Episode 17|even more]]) perverse than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where the regulars are known to congregate.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where most of the members won't be familiar with Chris at all.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct to sites like [[eBay|Ebay]] or [[YouTube]].
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
But most notably,
* Breaking the [[Chris and the Law|law]] in pursuit of lulz, such as vandalizing Chris's property, illegally recording telephone conversations, or dishing out [[death threats]]. We shouldn't have to say this, but for fuck's sake people, '''DON'T DO THIS'''.

==Why you should avoid weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off of their hard work.]]
Yeah yeah, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those tryhard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who think that screaming '''JULAAAAAY!!!''' is the height of wit. You have a great plan to really get under Chris's skin and bring back the good old days and blah blah blah. While you may in fact be that guy, 99.9% of the time you should shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why?

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not use that effort to choose a better victim? As much as the [[CWCki]] makes light of his [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|personality]] [[Chris and anger|flaws]], Chris isn't even ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of Internet scumbags. Neo-nazis (looking at you, [[4-cent_garbage.com|/pol/]]), abusive lovers and parents, scam artists, hate groups, social justice warriors and other assorted shitbirds are much more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be. Even if you don't give a shit about who the trollbait is as long as you get maximum [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]], current Chris (as discussed below) just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be. The amount of effort you would need to put into piercing his layers of white knights and paranoia would be staggering, to say the least. Even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, what left is there to do to him? Anything amusing about him has already been extracted from years of trolling and information gathering. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow. As much as you may try to milk it, you'll be lucky to get a few cobwebs and specs of dust in return. You may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any random Internet jackass is because he's famous and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your supposed fine trolling efforts. But that's just you being a lazy fuckwad, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
With a couple of exceptions, the greatest trolls didn't mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] didn't even intend to create the [[Julie]] character, he just rolled with it when he saw an opening. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later a collective identity that metastasized from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Vivian]] used to be a sincere [[White knight|White Knight]] until she got fed up with Chris's antics. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as a YouTube nobody who ended up being surprisingly good at doing Chris impressions -- and then later noticed by Chris out of the blue. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. And [[Ivy]] had no idea that Chris was going to latch onto her so hard.

Bottom line, the biggest factor in whether a trolling plan is successful is flat-out luck. So stop trying to force your shitty trolling plans down Chris's throat.

==={{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Chris is not as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no-one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris circa 2007-2009. However, Chris himself actually has learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] or [[Vanessa Hudgens]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme paranoia, to the extent where he's even turned down attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at high school or [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]]. Needless to say, he no longer responds to any random dork who contacts him, meaning that most trolling plans will fail to even get off the ground.

===Your idea is probably not original===
Quite frankly, it's probably been done before or better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work. Or that there was a [[Liquid Chris|dang, dirty imposter]] whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some minor variation on something that's already been done, like 'what if we got his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]]?' or 'what if we got him to see another stock parody of his comic?'

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing and justifies his victim complex===
Most of Chris's content came from a time when he believed he had lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loved him. Constant epic weenery has made him think of himself as a victim who won't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he's wised up and become far more private, meaning a lack of content for us.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces better content by himself rather than due to being harassed by weens.

===If you fail hard enough you will become a target for trolls===
While A-Log is ''the'' touchstone for trolling backfiring on the troll, it's important to remember that A-Log would've never attracted the attention of the Internet if he either: A.) toned down the vitriol or B.) didn't comment on so many videos. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of monomania and hysteria had some skeletons in their closet of their own. By the same token, obsessive or excessive weenery is akin to plugging in a big neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of Goku x Anne Frank slashfic and dried catskins.

===Even if you succeed you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that somehow manage to succeed in extracting [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] from Chris-chan may end up getting more than they bargained for. [[Liquid Chris]] is probably going to have to fend off accusations from people outside of the Chris-chan bubble of tormenting an autistic virgin for his own amusement for the rest of his life. Even when [[BlueSpike]] turns 30 years old, people are still going to think of him as the crazed pervert who listened to a [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]] masturbate for hours on end and made him cram a medallion up his ass.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally mean to upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. How much money do you want to bet that [[Adam Stackhouse]] dreads seeing another 'you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!' message from some unoriginal ween? Do you think that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] enjoys seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google?

===Chris: Still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest that we think that the current drought in content is because of a shortage of trolling triggers, Late 2013-2014 would easily have given us the biggest windfall in content had Chris not given up on making videos. From Chris learning that his [[gal pal]]s were fake, to him flushing down his [[Ebay]] and commission money on [[Lego]] to [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction of_the_Chandler_Household|his house going up in flames]], if Chris had his old enthusiasm for content creation we'd be utterly spoiled.

In fact, even in the "golden age" of trolling, many of Chris's most fondly remembered moments had little or no active involvement from the trolls. To name just a few examples, Chris spilled the beans about his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] during an IRC chat about a mostly unrelated subject. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of Chris videoing the inside of his house and posting it to YouTube. The events of [[28 October 2011]] would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of [[Michael Snyder]] and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online and proudly proclaim that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the return of [[Clyde Cash]] could top how he's trolling himself. So just sit back, relax, and [[Cwcki|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
* [[Trolls]] - Examples of doing it right.
* [[A-Logging]] - Examples of doing it wrong.
* [[Michael Snyder]] / [[Adam Stackhouse]] / [[Mary Lee Walsh]] - Examples of doing it accidentally.

[[Category:Trolling]]

Weens

2014-11-27T15:11:32Z

Liberty: /* There are much better targets than Chris */

{{Articleofthenow}}
Rounding out the unholy trinity of [[white knight|White Knights]] and [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], '''Weens''' are several times as annoying as the previous two combined. A corruption of the phrase 'Epic Win', weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the ''actual'' epic win of previous generations of trolls but thanks to their blundering and unoriginality end up making Chris of all people look like the master troll. In other words, they're the hyperactive preteen cargo-cultists who annoy the everloving ''fuck'' out of non-weens with their [[random-access humor|complete lack of talent and humor]].

Still confused? Maybe a video or two will help get the point across.
<center>{{#ev:youtube|SZyS7SDVyMQ}} {{#ev:youtube|4yUUi2Qco5Q}}</center>

==What Weening consists of==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Personification of typical tryhard ween grasping at badassery.]]
* Elaborate trolling plans.
* Prank calls to Chris's House. Double dumbass points if it's to scream JULAAAY! into the phone.
* [[A-Logging]]. Note that while not all weens are A-Logs and while not all A-Logs are weens, the vast majority of these dumbasses are both. The original A-Log was as much of a ween as an A-Log, what with his unfunny MST3K-wannabe videos.
* Facebook stalking.
* Scathing e-mails.
* Any kind of trolling plan, really.
* Terrible fanfiction that wittily deconstructs [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] as a saccharine dystopia. [[Asperchu]] already did it, folks, time to move on.
* Terrible fanart of Sonichu that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it ([[Sonee & Rosey|even more]]) grotesque, ([[Episode 21|even more]]) gory, or ([[Episode 17|even more]]) perverse than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where the regulars are known to congregate.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where most of the members won't be familiar with Chris at all.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct to sites like [[eBay|Ebay]] or [[YouTube]].
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
But most notably,
* Breaking the [[Chris and the Law|law]] in pursuit of lulz, such as vandalizing Chris's property, illegally recording telephone conversations, or dishing out [[death threats]]. We shouldn't have to say this, but for fuck's sake people, '''DON'T DO THIS'''.

==Why you should avoid weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off of their hard work.]]
Yeah yeah, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those tryhard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who think that screaming '''JULAAAAAY!!!''' is the height of wit. You have a great plan to really get under Chris's skin and bring back the good old days and blah blah blah. While you may in fact be that guy, 99.9% of the time you should shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why?

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not use that effort to choose a better victim? As much as the [[CWCki]] makes light of his [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|personality]] [[Chris and anger|flaws]], Chris isn't even ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of Internet scumbags. Neo-nazis (looking at you, [[4-cent_garbage.com|/pol/]]), abusive lovers and parents, scam artists, hate groups, social justice warriors and other assorted shitbirds are much more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be. Even if you don't give a shit about who the trollbait is as long as you get maximum [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]], current Chris (as discussed below) just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be. For the amount of effort you need to put into piercing his layers of white knights and paranoia, you may as well just spend it on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit. Even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, what left is there to do to him? Anything amusing about him has already been extracted from years of trolling and information gathering. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow. As much as you may try to milk it, you'll be lucky to get a few cobwebs and specs of dust in return.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any random Internet jackass is because he's famous and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your supposed fine trolling efforts. But that's just you being a lazy fuckwad, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
With a couple of exceptions, the greatest trolls didn't mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] didn't even intend to create the [[Julie]] character, he just rolled with it when he saw an opening. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later a collective identity that metastasized from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Vivian]] used to be a sincere [[White knight|White Knight]] until she got fed up with Chris's antics. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as a YouTube nobody who ended up being surprisingly good at doing Chris impressions -- and then later noticed by Chris out of the blue. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. And [[Ivy]] had no idea that Chris was going to latch onto her so hard.

Bottom line, the biggest factor in whether a trolling plan is successful is flat-out luck. So stop trying to force your shitty trolling plans down Chris's throat.

==={{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Chris is not as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no-one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris circa 2007-2009. However, Chris himself actually has learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] or [[Vanessa Hudgens]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme paranoia, to the extent where he's even turned down attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at high school or [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]]. Needless to say, he no longer responds to any random dork who contacts him, meaning that most trolling plans will fail to even get off the ground.

===Your idea is probably not original===
Quite frankly, it's probably been done before or better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work. Or that there was a [[Liquid Chris|dang, dirty imposter]] whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some minor variation on something that's already been done, like 'what if we got his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]]?' or 'what if we got him to see another stock parody of his comic?'

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing and justifies his victim complex===
Most of Chris's content came from a time when he believed he had lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loved him. Constant epic weenery has made him think of himself as a victim who won't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he's wised up and become far more private, meaning a lack of content for us.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces better content by himself rather than due to being harassed by weens.

===If you fail hard enough you will become a target for trolls===
While A-Log is ''the'' touchstone for trolling backfiring on the troll, it's important to remember that A-Log would've never attracted the attention of the Internet if he either: A.) toned down the vitriol or B.) didn't comment on so many videos. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of monomania and hysteria had some skeletons in their closet of their own. By the same token, obsessive or excessive weenery is akin to plugging in a big neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of Goku x Anne Frank slashfic and dried catskins.

===Even if you succeed you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that somehow manage to succeed in extracting [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] from Chris-chan may end up getting more than they bargained for. [[Liquid Chris]] is probably going to have to fend off accusations from people outside of the Chris-chan bubble of tormenting an autistic virgin for his own amusement for the rest of his life. Even when [[BlueSpike]] turns 30 years old, people are still going to think of him as the crazed pervert who listened to a [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]] masturbate for hours on end and made him cram a medallion up his ass.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally mean to upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. How much money do you want to bet that [[Adam Stackhouse]] dreads seeing another 'you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!' message from some unoriginal ween? Do you think that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] enjoys seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google?

===Chris: Still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest that we think that the current drought in content is because of a shortage of trolling triggers, Late 2013-2014 would easily have given us the biggest windfall in content had Chris not given up on making videos. From Chris learning that his [[gal pal]]s were fake, to him flushing down his [[Ebay]] and commission money on [[Lego]] to [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction of_the_Chandler_Household|his house going up in flames]], if Chris had his old enthusiasm for content creation we'd be utterly spoiled.

In fact, even in the "golden age" of trolling, many of Chris's most fondly remembered moments had little or no active involvement from the trolls. To name just a few examples, Chris spilled the beans about his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] during an IRC chat about a mostly unrelated subject. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of Chris videoing the inside of his house and posting it to YouTube. The events of [[28 October 2011]] would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of [[Michael Snyder]] and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online and proudly proclaim that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the return of [[Clyde Cash]] could top how he's trolling himself. So just sit back, relax, and [[Cwcki|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
* [[Trolls]] - Examples of doing it right.
* [[A-Logging]] - Examples of doing it wrong.
* [[Michael Snyder]] / [[Adam Stackhouse]] / [[Mary Lee Walsh]] - Examples of doing it accidentally.

[[Category:Trolling]]

Weens

2014-11-27T15:07:27Z

Liberty: /* There are much better targets than Chris */

{{Articleofthenow}}
Rounding out the unholy trinity of [[white knight|White Knights]] and [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], '''Weens''' are several times as annoying as the previous two combined. A corruption of the phrase 'Epic Win', weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the ''actual'' epic win of previous generations of trolls but thanks to their blundering and unoriginality end up making Chris of all people look like the master troll. In other words, they're the hyperactive preteen cargo-cultists who annoy the everloving ''fuck'' out of non-weens with their [[random-access humor|complete lack of talent and humor]].

Still confused? Maybe a video or two will help get the point across.
<center>{{#ev:youtube|SZyS7SDVyMQ}} {{#ev:youtube|4yUUi2Qco5Q}}</center>

==What Weening consists of==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Personification of typical tryhard ween grasping at badassery.]]
* Elaborate trolling plans.
* Prank calls to Chris's House. Double dumbass points if it's to scream JULAAAY! into the phone.
* [[A-Logging]]. Note that while not all weens are A-Logs and while not all A-Logs are weens, the vast majority of these dumbasses are both. The original A-Log was as much of a ween as an A-Log, what with his unfunny MST3K-wannabe videos.
* Facebook stalking.
* Scathing e-mails.
* Any kind of trolling plan, really.
* Terrible fanfiction that wittily deconstructs [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] as a saccharine dystopia. [[Asperchu]] already did it, folks, time to move on.
* Terrible fanart of Sonichu that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it ([[Sonee & Rosey|even more]]) grotesque, ([[Episode 21|even more]]) gory, or ([[Episode 17|even more]]) perverse than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where the regulars are known to congregate.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where most of the members won't be familiar with Chris at all.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct to sites like [[eBay|Ebay]] or [[YouTube]].
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
But most notably,
* Breaking the [[Chris and the Law|law]] in pursuit of lulz, such as vandalizing Chris's property, illegally recording telephone conversations, or dishing out [[death threats]]. We shouldn't have to say this, but for fuck's sake people, '''DON'T DO THIS'''.

==Why you should avoid weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off of their hard work.]]
Yeah yeah, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those tryhard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who think that screaming '''JULAAAAAY!!!''' is the height of wit. You have a great plan to really get under Chris's skin and bring back the good old days and blah blah blah. While you may in fact be that guy, 99.9% of the time you should shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why?

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not use that effort to choose a better victim? As much as the [[CWCki]] makes light of his [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|personality]] [[Chris and anger|flaws]], Chris isn't even ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of Internet scumbags. Neo-nazis (looking at you, [[4-cent_garbage.com|/pol/]]), abusive lovers and parents, scam artists, hate groups, social justice warriors and other assorted shitbirds are much more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be. Even if you don't give a shit about who the trollbait is as long as you get maximum [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]], current Chris (as discussed below) just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be. For the amount of effort you need to put into piercing his layers of white knights and paranoia, you may as well just spend it on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit. Even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, what left is there to do to him? Anything amusing about him has already been extracted from years of trolling and information gathering. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any random Internet jackass is because he's famous and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your supposed fine trolling efforts. But that's just you being a lazy fuckwad, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
With a couple of exceptions, the greatest trolls didn't mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] didn't even intend to create the [[Julie]] character, he just rolled with it when he saw an opening. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later a collective identity that metastasized from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Vivian]] used to be a sincere [[White knight|White Knight]] until she got fed up with Chris's antics. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as a YouTube nobody who ended up being surprisingly good at doing Chris impressions -- and then later noticed by Chris out of the blue. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. And [[Ivy]] had no idea that Chris was going to latch onto her so hard.

Bottom line, the biggest factor in whether a trolling plan is successful is flat-out luck. So stop trying to force your shitty trolling plans down Chris's throat.

==={{CURRENTYEAR}}'s Chris is not as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no-one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris circa 2007-2009. However, Chris himself actually has learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] or [[Vanessa Hudgens]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme paranoia, to the extent where he's even turned down attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at high school or [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]]. Needless to say, he no longer responds to any random dork who contacts him, meaning that most trolling plans will fail to even get off the ground.

===Your idea is probably not original===
Quite frankly, it's probably been done before or better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work. Or that there was a [[Liquid Chris|dang, dirty imposter]] whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some minor variation on something that's already been done, like 'what if we got his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]]?' or 'what if we got him to see another stock parody of his comic?'

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing and justifies his victim complex===
Most of Chris's content came from a time when he believed he had lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loved him. Constant epic weenery has made him think of himself as a victim who won't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he's wised up and become far more private, meaning a lack of content for us.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces better content by himself rather than due to being harassed by weens.

===If you fail hard enough you will become a target for trolls===
While A-Log is ''the'' touchstone for trolling backfiring on the troll, it's important to remember that A-Log would've never attracted the attention of the Internet if he either: A.) toned down the vitriol or B.) didn't comment on so many videos. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of monomania and hysteria had some skeletons in their closet of their own. By the same token, obsessive or excessive weenery is akin to plugging in a big neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of Goku x Anne Frank slashfic and dried catskins.

===Even if you succeed you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that somehow manage to succeed in extracting [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] from Chris-chan may end up getting more than they bargained for. [[Liquid Chris]] is probably going to have to fend off accusations from people outside of the Chris-chan bubble of tormenting an autistic virgin for his own amusement for the rest of his life. Even when [[BlueSpike]] turns 30 years old, people are still going to think of him as the crazed pervert who listened to a [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]] masturbate for hours on end and made him cram a medallion up his ass.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally mean to upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. How much money do you want to bet that [[Adam Stackhouse]] dreads seeing another 'you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!' message from some unoriginal ween? Do you think that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] enjoys seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google?

===Chris: Still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest that we think that the current drought in content is because of a shortage of trolling triggers, Late 2013-2014 would easily have given us the biggest windfall in content had Chris not given up on making videos. From Chris learning that his [[gal pal]]s were fake, to him flushing down his [[Ebay]] and commission money on [[Lego]] to [[14_Branchland_Court#Destruction of_the_Chandler_Household|his house going up in flames]], if Chris had his old enthusiasm for content creation we'd be utterly spoiled.

In fact, even in the "golden age" of trolling, many of Chris's most fondly remembered moments had little or no active involvement from the trolls. To name just a few examples, Chris spilled the beans about his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] during an IRC chat about a mostly unrelated subject. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of Chris videoing the inside of his house and posting it to YouTube. The events of [[28 October 2011]] would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of [[Michael Snyder]] and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online and proudly proclaim that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the return of [[Clyde Cash]] could top how he's trolling himself. So just sit back, relax, and [[Cwcki|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
* [[Trolls]] - Examples of doing it right.
* [[A-Logging]] - Examples of doing it wrong.
* [[Michael Snyder]] / [[Adam Stackhouse]] / [[Mary Lee Walsh]] - Examples of doing it accidentally.

[[Category:Trolling]]

November 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-11-21T22:54:24Z

Liberty: /* Sperm Banks and Autism Discrimination */

{{Incomplete}}

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[November 2014]].

==Posts by Chris==
===NOT JOKING===
{{quotebox|17 November 2014

I Feel I need to Remind Everyone that I AM SERIOUS, and I HAVE BEEN SERIOUS ABOUT THIS FOR MONTHS!

This is NOT a Joke, Parody or Spoof. I am sick of all of the Terrible Posts that have more recently been made.}}

===The Fake Takashi===
Later, a ween pretending to be Takashi Iizuka (the head of Sonic Team) asked Chris to give Sonic Boom a chance. This is when Chris made a post showing him to be actually learning thanks to his Facebook friend [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]:

{{quotebox|17 November 2014

The "Takashi" on here is a FAKE! I have just checked his profile, and visually confirmed it!}}

{{quotebox|Your Profile is JUST MADE, it is very short, and LACKS A LOT OF CONTENT. By the rules backed up by my friend, Anna, You Are Nothing But a Damn Imposterous Troll.}}

===Sperm Banks and Autism Discrimination===
Chris complained about being rejected for being a sperm donor because of his autism. Chris posted screencaps of his e-mail about the situation. In typical Chris fashion, the idea that there might be [[Chris and health|reasons]] other than autistic discrimination doesn't occur to him.
{{quotebox|20 November 2014

I have applied on beaspermdonor.com to the Fairfax, VA Cryobank, and in their reply in the images below, I was rejected. Autism WAS asked about in the online donor application.

The simple fact that the sperm bank rejected my application makes it very clear that they are discriminatory against autistic people. They are insinuating that autism is some sort of dreaded disease that needs to be disclosed despite the fact that it is not an illness. The sperm bank is embracing the ideals of the eugenics movement in their attempt too "protect the world" from the big, bad, scary autistic people. The sperm bank is also insinuating that autism is genetic or hereditary when in fact there is no consistent scientific proof to back this up. By denying my application, the sperm bank is thus perpetuating the same old tired assumptions but without providing actual evidence to support their outlandish claims.

There is no such thing as a 100% healthy individual with 100% healthy DNA, so the sperm bank is lying to its recipients when they "guarantee" their sperm. There is no way to reliably figure out which combinations of DNA from sperm and egg will likely give which results. Everybody is carrying something; so why discriminate against me, and by extension, other autistic people?

Their whole "your DNA is no good- begone!" explanation is utter bullshit.

We really need to draw attention to this. The sperm bank shouldn't be allowed to get away with this outrage

‪#‎VIA‬
‪#‎Autism‬
‪#‎HRC‬

[[File:ChrisSpermBank1.jpg|220px]] [[File:ChrisSpermBank2.jpg|220px]]
}}

===Changing Sonic's Arms Back For The Nth Time===
Chris continued his complaining over Sonic's blue arms, this time by drawing a picture about a female version of him painting Sonic's arms. The picture itself was actually a request from a [[CWCki Forums]] user for a comic <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/11-20-sanic-the-haghoogs-message-to-sega.6059/#post-412095</ref> , before Chris posted the panel on his "Keep Sonic Original" Facebook group.
[[File:BlueArmsComic.png|right|thumb|200px|The requested full comic including the infamous panel.]]
{{quotebox|20 November 2014

SEND THE IMAGE TO SEGA AND THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FACEBOOK PAGES!!!

[[File:ChrisSonicBoomArms.jpg|220px]]}}

===Blue-Sleeved Hoodies Trigger Me===
He then later complained about some Sonic Boom materials, starting with a video about it and a link showing the behind the scenes procedures for the game.
{{quotebox|20 November 2014

This REALLY PISSES ME OFF TOO!!!

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=80TI7gRAoFM</nowiki> }}

===NOT A HIT===
{{quotebox|20 November 2014

IT IS NOT A HIT!!! IT IS A DISASTER THAT NEEDS TO BE UNDONE AND CHANGED IMMEDIATELY!!!

<nowiki>https://www.facebook.com/Sonic/photos/a.406270927417.185036.23050342417/10152827820317418/?type=1</nowiki> }}

==References==
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{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

October 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-11-06T08:13:36Z

Liberty: /* Britney Spears */

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].

==Posts by Chris==

===Medallion Listing Update===
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am

My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}

===More Medallion Listing Updates===

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm

Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.

Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}

===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm

[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!

You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).

And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}

===I Love You, Catherine===
Chris makes a remorseful post aimed at one Catherine, suspected to be the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]]. In it, he apologises for having characteristically assumed the worst of a male friend of hers and inadvertently reveals he is in an "open relationship".
{{quotebox| 4 October 2014

I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.

And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}

Kim Wilson then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}
And William replied:
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}

===Blake Sonichu Medallion===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?

Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.

Have a good and safe day.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697
}}

===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.

Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}

William then replied:

{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}

===Shipping the Medallions===

{{quotebox| 8 October 2014

I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.

Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}

===Owing eBay 300===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!

Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000
}}

===BMW again===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.

1996 BMW Z3 1.9

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}

===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===

{{quotebox| 13 October 2014

UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!

I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!

Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.

So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===

{{quotebox| 15 October
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.

Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.

And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Rainbow Rocks===

{{quotebox| 18 October
I just watched ‪#‎RainbowRocks‬ on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! ‪#‎Nowhacking‬ would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing ‪#‎Derpy‬ on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}

===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===

{{quotebox| 19 October
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!

Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}

===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===

{{quotebox| 22 October
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}

===Waiting for someone to pick up===
Chris is inconvenienced by phone operators and naturally blames it on his customers who are providing him with his livelihood.
{{quotebox| 22 October
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}

===Ebay issues resolved===

{{quotebox| 23 October
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}

===Snoopy and LGBTQ===
Chris tactfully deems the fictitious sentiments of a cartoon dog to be highly relevant to the plight of systematically oppressed people the world over.
{{quotebox| 24 October
For the LGBTQ, and ‪#‎HRC‬; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.

And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.

Both of which brings a
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Chris discovers #GamerGate===

Chris discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having its own dedicated wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.

Chris deems it to be the latter, and decries the [[trolls]], cyberbullies and [[JERKS]] whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate. Owing to his recent re-idenfication as a woman, it can be safely assumed that this statement was motivated by [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] and his desire to play the victim.

{{quotebox|25 October
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.

I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).

Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!

This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.

Thank You.

‪#‎GamerGate‬}}

===The cure for autism===

Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]]. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of personifying his [[Mary Lee Walsh|enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes neurological disorders.

{{quotebox| 25 October
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.

Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!

‪#‎AutismSpeaks‬}}

===Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)===
{{quotebox| 31 October
Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic enjoying the beats at Impulse Gay Social-Club!

[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg]]}}

William Elliot Waterman:
{{quoteboxgreen|
good halloween costume :)}}

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt:
{{quoteboxred|
Hot damn Christian. What an elegant tom-girl you are.}}

==Posts by Chris on other pages==

===Britney Spears===
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014

Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.

I Agree, because, moreover, Most [[JERKS|Males]] in this world are [[Chris and writing|Boring]], [[Honor Roll|Dull]], Mentally Prehisoric, [[Chris and anger|Immature]], [[Chris and remorse|Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care]], [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|they like to bully other people]], regardless, and then even worse!

"What are you saying, You're a Male?"

I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.

Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!

All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!

My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.

Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.

Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!

http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

October 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-11-02T12:56:05Z

Liberty: /* The cure for autism */

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].

==Posts by Chris==

===Medallion Listing Update===
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am

My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}

===More Medallion Listing Updates===

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm

Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.

Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}

===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm

[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!

You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).

And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}

===I Love You, Catherine===
Chris makes a remorseful post aimed at one Catherine, suspected to be the [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart]]. In it, he apologises for having characteristically assumed the worst of a male friend of hers and inadvertently reveals he is in an "open relationship".
{{quotebox| 4 October 2014

I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.

And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}

Kim Wilson then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}
And William replied:
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}

===Blake Sonichu Medallion===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?

Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.

Have a good and safe day.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697
}}

===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.

Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}

William then replied:

{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}

===Shipping the Medallions===

{{quotebox| 8 October 2014

I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.

Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}

===Owing eBay 300===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!

Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000
}}

===BMW again===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.

1996 BMW Z3 1.9

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}

===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===

{{quotebox| 13 October 2014

UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!

I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!

Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.

So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===

{{quotebox| 15 October
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.

Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.

And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Rainbow Rocks===

{{quotebox| 18 October
I just watched ‪#‎RainbowRocks‬ on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! ‪#‎Nowhacking‬ would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing ‪#‎Derpy‬ on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}

===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===

{{quotebox| 19 October
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!

Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}

===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===

{{quotebox| 22 October
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}

===Waiting for someone to pick up===
Chris is inconvenienced by phone operators and naturally blames it on his customers who are providing him with his livelihood.
{{quotebox| 22 October
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}

===Ebay issues resolved===

{{quotebox| 23 October
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}

===Snoopy and LGBTQ===
Chris tactfully deems the fictitious sentiments of a cartoon dog to be highly relevant to the plight of systematically oppressed people the world over.
{{quotebox| 24 October
For the LGBTQ, and ‪#‎HRC‬; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.

And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.

Both of which brings a
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Chris discovers #GamerGate===

Chris discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having its own dedicated wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.

Chris deems it to be the latter, and decries the [[trolls]], cyberbullies and [[JERKS]] whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate. Owing to his recent re-idenfication as a woman, it can be safely assumed that this statement was motivated by [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] and his desire to play the victim.

{{quotebox|25 October
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.

I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).

Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!

This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.

Thank You.

‪#‎GamerGate‬}}

===The cure for autism===

Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]]. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of personifying his [[Mary Lee Walsh|enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes neurological disorders.

{{quotebox| 25 October
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.

Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!

‪#‎AutismSpeaks‬}}

===Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)===
{{quotebox| 31 October
Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic enjoying the beats at Impulse Gay Social-Club!

[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg]]}}

William Elliot Waterman:
{{quoteboxgreen|
good halloween costume :)}}

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt:
{{quoteboxred|
Hot damn Christian. What an elegant tom-girl you are.}}

==Posts by Chris on other pages==

===Britney Spears===
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014

Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.

I Agree, because, moreover, Most Males in this world are Boring, Dull, Mentally Prehisoric, Immature, Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care, they like to bully other people, regardless, and then even worse!

"What are you saying, You're a Male?"

I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.

Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!

All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!

My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.

Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.

Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!

http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}

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Simonla Rosechu

2014-11-01T15:03:54Z

Liberty: /* Simonla as the Lynchpin */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Quote|About on or before August 26, [[2008]], I had received an e-mail from [[Evan George]], who went by evang7@gmail.com as well as themaskedavenger@gmail.com, submitting his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Fan Art]] to me. The then later submitted his idea for "Simonchu"; it did not strike me as good at first. But for a few months, I had wanted to create a Ground-Type [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] Character; I felt that I had ENOUGH Sonichu Characters, so '''from "Simonchu"''', I created Simonla Rosechu (playing off of the name of Simone).|Chris, 9 [[September 2009]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu&diff=8058&oldid=5231]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time. Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever. Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.|Chris, 2 [[February 2010]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu]</ref>}}

[[Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's "original" design of Simonla.]]
[[Image:Simonlaweed.jpg|thumb|This picture is what sums up Simonla's character; [[Rosechu|Empty, soul-less and craving for a shit-load of Pickles.]]]]

Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (pronounced [sɪˈmoːnlə]) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] with the intelligence of a "cinder-block"<ref>per the words of [[Sandy|her clone]]</ref> who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion. Simonla was then dead. [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|Or so they thought]]...

She was originally a [[troll|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', until [[Chris]] added breasts and a [[china]] and turned him into Simonla so he'd have something to [[mass debating|masturbate]] to. Her bizarre name is probably meant to suggest "Simon the Rosechu", ''la'' being the [[Spanish]] word for "the"; cf. [[Megagi La Skunk]].

==Background==
Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own retarded little backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. She only mentions being raised by Sandshrews in response to Evan's explanation of her origin.

[[Evan]] eventually presents his own version of events in it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild]] is STRAIGHT to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately, [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]]. One should disregard Chris's claim that she was raised by a pair of [[Wikipedia:Sandslash|Sandslash]], as this violates the same "brother/sister agreement" Chris desired so much due to Simonchu's Beedrill parentage.

==Simonla the [[pedofork]]==
In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside CWCville U talking to [[Zapina]], the 14-year-old girl who wants to strip despite those "dumb child protection Laws" Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend," which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16-year-old boy".

One can only wonder why she would do such a thing, when any woman in her right mind would tell her to focus on her studies and hang out with friends her own age before worrying about boys, especially one two years older.

==Development==
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:<ref>http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351</ref>

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
My Sonichu fancharacter.

Simonchu
Age: 14
Ground/Electric

Simonchu was originally a [[Pikachu]], raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when [[Perfect Chaos]] attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.

until today...
...

Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].</div>

Three months later, Chris did use the character, claiming that he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris-chan also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, "My shell is removable!" He also added red "[[Honor roll|secondary infrared eyelids]]" (commonly mistaken for eye infection) due to a similar mix-up with Simonchu's goggles.

Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by [[Wikipedia:Beedrill|Beedrill]], though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from [[Wikipedia:Simon (Gurren Lagann)|Simon]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sie-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that:

*Chris has never seen ''Gurren Lagann'' before, much to the relief of many fans and
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sie-mon-la''.

This is reinforced by other inconsistencies with the character, including mistaking Simonchu's cape for a shell on Simonla and that the Core Drill was a shark's tooth necklace.

Chris claimed on Simonla's [[CWCipedia]] page that in Episode 20 he will introduce [[Simonchu]] as a Ground- (and only Ground-) type. This never happened. Only in the next episode was Simonchu given a minor cameo (and then never fully identified) as Simonla's assassin.

[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]

===Forced romance===

{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase "Opposites Attract."|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]] at 02:21</ref>, but it ended up creating [[:Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.]]

Chris elaborated on their forced romance to [[Julie]] in [[Mumble 3#00:14:12 Bob and Snorlax|Mumble 3]], saying that he thought their romance seemed unlikely because they were so different. While it would be reasonable to assume he was referring to different cultural backgrounds or beliefs, he went on to clarify that he was talking about the fact that Simonla was a Ground-type and Wild was a Grass-type, two things he apparently believed had nothing in common.

===Evan's response===

In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.

Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that asking him to kill a fictional character devoid of any personality was monstrous.

Evan [[Mailbag 35#DO_IT_FAGGOT|tried again]], tired of it all, but Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed [[Asperchu|the creator of ''Asperchu'', Alec Benson Leary]], to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends. While Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persisted with his refusal, maintaining that killing Wild's girlfriend was evil.

The back-and-forth continued in [[Mailbag 43#...Well.2C_this_is_disturbing.21|Mailbag 43]], where Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomaniacal statements yet. He stated that Simonla "didn't want" to leave [[CWCville]], and that Evan himself "moves on" under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers.]] Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have theoretically come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design more or less a coincidence:

{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina"; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris, [[Mailbag 44#I_want_to_see_Simonla_die_so_very_badly|Mailbag 44]].}}

In [[Mailbag 52#Chris_discusses_his_inspirations.2C_and..._huh.3F|Mailbag 52]], Evan shot back that ''"The Simonchu in your Haiti image was a caught-in-the-wild one anyway, I don't get why you even bothered including it. He can't even speak Human."'' The concept of two intrusive Great Directors making contradictory canon statements in a single universe was too baffling for Chris to comprehend.

===Chris denies reality===
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 2 February 2010<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref> Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.</div>

This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.

Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle, largely because Chris still holds to a child-like belief that Simonla is, in some sense, [[Chris and Reality|real]], and that killing her in the comic has actual consequences. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.

Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.

On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never got the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.

==Death==
[[Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg|thumb|How it happened.]]
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:

{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...|Chris, [[9_February_2010|9 February 2010]]}}

Belatedly, however, he made good. On 13 February 2010, Evan released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla dies. In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a toilet bomb in the ladies' bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being treated by [[Bill the Scientist]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of emergency medicine, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan deus-ex-machinas where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|requested]].

The precise nature and location of her injury is not clear. However, in all drawings of her post-injury only her upper body part is seen, and it seems to have been unscathed by the explosion. This suggests that most of the damage was inflicted on her [[China|lower body part]]. In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to "her internal injury," the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.

Some days later, Chris released a revised version of Simonla's death, in which the drama takes place over several pages and the previously vague identities of the "murderer and his crew", was, through a couple of edits, established as being Alec and the Asperpedia crew. Furthermore; Simonla is revealed to have shat out an egg, which is in the care of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] when Simonla goes asplodey. A time jump occurs and the egg hatches into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] culminates in the father-daughter team of Wild and Sandy cooperating to execute [[Evan]] in spectacular and gory fashion, thereby going against Chris's long-held assertion that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he would never stoop to Alec's level and include gratuitous gore in his comic]].<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref>

It's highly noted that the explosive toilet was ripped from the 1989 film, ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]'', where Mel Gibson's character pulled Danny Glover's character from a toilet that had a bomb attached, just like in the comic. Only instead of killing anyone, the toilet exploded and hits a car. It seems a bit uncharacteristic for Chris to steal from an "R" rated action film, but it should be noted that Chris has a [[Captain's Log|strange habit]] of ripping off stuff he hasn't watched before, so he probably just knows of the famous scene itself and not the source material.

==Resurrection==
{{Honest}}
===Simonla photo album===

On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris uploaded to his [[Facebook]] profile a [[:Image:CoverPhoto24May2014.jpeg|new cover photo]] featuring [[Lego]] figures of his various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], Simonla being one of them. In said photo, Simonla appears to be missing her legs, possibly the result of the explosion that killed her. Later on the same day Chris uploaded to Facebook an album of pictures featuring Simonla's Lego figure, in which she is seen with her legs back. Two days afterwards Chris added to the album two photos of [[Sandy Rosechu]]. These pictures are reproduced below, but are hidden from the viewers due to the mature nature of one of the images.

{{gallery
|Gallery of Simonla
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image:SimonlaAlbumPicture1.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture2.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture3.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture4.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture5.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture6.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture7.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture8.jpeg
image:ImonlaAlbumPicture9.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture10.jpeg|Yes, this is what you think it is.
image:LegoSandyRosechu.jpeg
image:Wild'sFamily.jpeg
</gallery>}}

The picture of Wild having sex with Simonla, humorously called [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|ShecameforWild]] by some Chris watchers, was removed by Chris a couple of hours after it was uploaded, possibly due to criticism he received for it.

===Facebook Anouncement and Responses===

[[Kim Wilson]] was dumbfounded by Simonla's photo album, as she remembered that Simonla was supposed to be dead. Accordingly, she asked Chris on Facebook to clarify the matter:

{{quoteboxred|
24 May 2014

Christian Weston Chandler, wasn't this character supposed to die? If that's correct, and I'm remembering this correctly, then making this public post is bragging about your dishonesty. A man is only as good as his word. I know you're better than that, Chris.}}

Chris replied to Kim by saying that Simonla was now alive and well:

{{quotebox|She was, but I had revived her, and I will eventually redraw the pages showing that she is NOT dead. The death was Troll-Influenced, so therefore I have undone that mistake.}}

Kim, likely realizing that this was openly going against [[Chris and Hypocrisy|his word]], was not satisfied by Chris's reply:

{{quoteboxred|It doesn't matter what inspired your art, I'm talking about the promise that you made to someone. Don't break your promises, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

Chris responded with the two following comments:

{{quotebox|Everyone, sing along: I don't care. I don't care. Oh, look, a Free Hat! I don't care. You can put on clean bra and underwear. 'Cause I Don't Care.}}

{{quotebox|I will do what I want, when I want, and no troll is going to rewrite MY history. Simonla Rosechu Lives On as a Model Construction Working Mother of Sandy with her husband, Wild Sonichu.

P.S. The voltorb was properly diffused and released back into the wilds of Kanto's abandoned electric plant. The damn trolls were still put under arrest. No bloody punishment was ensued upon the guilty; I personally beat the living crap out of them AND Daniel Mimms, then let them live out their Life-Long Prison Sentence in the offshore prison stronger than Alcatraz.}}

{{quotebox|So There.}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] was bewildered by Chris's song:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is that the chaotic combos "what the heck do we care" song, or are you telling us something?}}

{{quotebox|I'm telling you something. And it is in tune to "Hooray for Hollywood".}}

===Simonla as the Lynchpin===
While Simonla's death may seem insignificant to others, one has to remember that [[Chris and reality|Chris believes his creations to actually exist in a parallel universe.]] In Chris's mind, he had not only killed his creation, but had been forced into it by outside forces.

At its core, all of Chris's personal achievements - [[CWCville]] and the entire [[Sonichu]] franchise - represent what can best be described as his personal defense mechanism against reality. Even as late as 2010, Chris was impervious to his countless losses - the various [[Sweetheart]]s he lost, the entire [[Nintendo|Miyamoto Incident]], Chris always managed to recover in short order. The death of a [[Gal-Pal]] was never enough to thwart his [[Love Quest]], and no number of public bans could [[The GAMe PLACe|stop him from trespassing anyway]]. While there are other factors to consider regarding these events, such as his [[Chris and negotiation|sheer stubbornness]], [[Chris and remorse|lack of empathy]] or [[Chris and death|child-like understanding of death]], it's possible that CWCville served as a sanctuary for him during his worst moments.

The [[Asperchu]] Saga, and in particular Evan's request for the removal of Simonla in the comics, represented something Chris had never had to deal with before: outside forces attempting to make changes in a world where his will has always been absolute. While his vast, nameless legion of trolls and his various sweethearts have influenced the comics in the past, it was always through the lens of Chris's own control or approval. Regarding Simonla, Chris was adamantly opposed to the idea of removing her. The significance of being forced to do something that completely went against his own approval cannot be overstated.

Thus, when Chris finally yielded and killed off Simonla, Chris's sanctuary had finally been breached. For once, Chris had to realize that even in his fantasy world, he was not omnipotent. Even after his execution of those who breached his sanctuary in [[Sonichu #10]], the damage to his personal happy-place had been done. Most significantly of all, he enshrined the damage to his own world in an effort to make the trolling cease. With his world irreversibly stained by this, he effectively abandoned it. No more comics, no more productivity and no more dreams to make Sonichu into a media empire. Thus, Simonla was the lynchpin and turning point for Chris's eventual exodus from his fictional world.

CWCville's significance as a coping mechanism within Chris's life can't fully be understood without a proper examination of his psyche, but its violation meant that it could no longer be used as a source of comfort. Whilst many can point out the obvious - that learning lessons such as the loss of loved ones are [[Chris and psychology|necessary for normal development]] - Chris has been protected from ever having to face the consequences of his actions repeatedly. Until the moment Simonla died.

As such, the Simonla incident is possibly one of the few times that Chris has actually had to deal with reality. The only recourse was to undo it, but since Chris himself enshrined her death and those of the [[Asperpedia Four]] in Sonichu #10, it would not prove to be a simple task. By undoing Simonla's death, he would also have to undo the deaths of several he had already killed and [[Chris and remorse|shown no remorse over]]. Thus, he speaks of attempting to retcon it, or of flat-out reviving her after the fact.

The revival of Simonla, clearly an attempt to rebuild the sanctity of his creation, is a dream that will likely never be achieved. More than the obvious problems - of this being essentially an open invitation for those who [[Evan|breached his defenses the first time]], the simple fact remains that not only does this solidify Chris as a blatant liar (as if we needed more evidence of [[List of Chris's Lies|that]]), but it will all essentially come to naught. He cannot ever really return to the world where his view reigned supreme at all times, now that the bitter canker of reality has taken root.

Chris stated openly that this (among other things) was part of a larger plan by Chris to undo "Troll influences and Manipulations".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Good News]]</ref> The rather bitter irony is that should he [[Sonichu #11|go through with it]], it will actually accomplish [[Kick the Autistic|the exact opposite.]]

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla.
Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|This is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|...and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]].
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Chris kills off Simonla by having a toilet bomb blow up her [[china]].
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg|Alec Benson Leary offers his own take on Simonla's demise.
Image:WildCADbortion1.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion3.jpg
File:SimonlaSimonchuHaiti.JPG|Even while seeking "Help for Haiti", Chris can't help claiming that Simonla is not Simonchu and that both characters are his.<ref>[[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg]]
Image:SimonlaComesBackToLife.JPG
</ref>
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
<references/>
==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Evan]]
==External links==
*[http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/ The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Adventures of Simonchu and Niachu]
{{Sonichu}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Rosechu, Simonla}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Rosechus]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]

October 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-10-27T04:45:42Z

Liberty: /* The cure for autism */

{{Ongoing}}

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].

==Posts by Chris==

===Medallion Listing Update===
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am

My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}

===More Medallion Listing Updates===

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm

Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.

Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}

===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm

[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!

You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).

And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}

===I Love You, Catherine===

{{quotebox| 4 October 2014

I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.

And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}

Kim Wilson then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}
And William replied:
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}

===Blake Sonichu Medallion===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?

Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.

Have a good and safe day.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697
}}

===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.

Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}

William then replied:

{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}

===Shipping the Medallions===

{{quotebox| 8 October 2014

I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.

Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}

===Owing eBay 300===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!

Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000
}}

===BMW again===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.

1996 BMW Z3 1.9

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}

===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===

{{quotebox| 13 October 2014

UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!

I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!

Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.

So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===

{{quotebox| 15 October
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.

Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.

And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Rainbow Rocks===

{{quotebox| 18 October
I just watched ‪#‎RainbowRocks‬ on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! ‪#‎Nowhacking‬ would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing ‪#‎Derpy‬ on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}

===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===

{{quotebox| 19 October
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!

Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}

===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===

{{quotebox| 22 October
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}

===Waiting for someone to pick up===

{{quotebox| 22 October
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}

===Ebay issues resolved===

{{quotebox| October 23
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}

===Snoopy and LGBTQ===

{{quotebox| October 24
For the LGBTQ, and ‪#‎HRC‬; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.

And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.

Both of which brings a
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Chris discovers #GamerGate===

Chris, interestingly enough, discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having an dedicated entire wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.

Chris believes that the latter is the truth and doesn't mention anything about corrupt video game journalism or any issues that are at the heart of the movement. Instead, he talks about misogyny and takes a moment to decry the [[trolls]], cyberbullies and [[JERKS]] whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate.

{{quotebox|October 25
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.

I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).

Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!

This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.

Thank You.

‪#‎GamerGate‬}}

===The cure for autism===

Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being a curse. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of personifying his [[Mary Lee Walsh|enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes abstract concepts.

{{quotebox| October 25
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.

Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!

‪#‎AutismSpeaks‬}}

==Posts by Chris on other pages==

===Britney Spears===
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014

Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.

I Agree, because, moreover, Most Males in this world are Boring, Dull, Mentally Prehisoric, Immature, Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care, they like to bully other people, regardless, and then even worse!

"What are you saying, You're a Male?"

I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.

Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!

All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!

My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.

Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.

Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!

http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}

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[[Category:Facebook]]

October 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-10-26T15:53:30Z

Liberty: /* Chris discovers #GamerGate */

{{Ongoing}}

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].

==Posts by Chris==

===Medallion Listing Update===
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am

My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}

===More Medallion Listing Updates===

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm

Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.

Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}

===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm

[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!

You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).

And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}

===I Love You, Catherine===

{{quotebox| 4 October 2014

I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.

And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}

Kim Wilson then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}
And William replied:
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}

===Blake Sonichu Medallion===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?

Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.

Have a good and safe day.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697
}}

===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.

Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}

William then replied:

{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}

===Shipping the Medallions===

{{quotebox| 8 October 2014

I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.

Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}

===Owing eBay 300===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!

Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000
}}

===BMW again===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.

1996 BMW Z3 1.9

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}

===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===

{{quotebox| 13 October 2014

UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!

I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!

Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.

So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===

{{quotebox| 15 October
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.

Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.

And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Rainbow Rocks===

{{quotebox| 18 October
I just watched ‪#‎RainbowRocks‬ on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! ‪#‎Nowhacking‬ would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing ‪#‎Derpy‬ on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}

===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===

{{quotebox| 19 October
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!

Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}

===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===

{{quotebox| 22 October
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}

===Waiting for someone to pick up===

{{quotebox| 22 October
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}

===Ebay issues resolved===

{{quotebox| October 23
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}

===Snoopy and LGBTQ===

{{quotebox| October 24
For the LGBTQ, and ‪#‎HRC‬; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.

And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.

Both of which brings a
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Chris discovers #GamerGate===

Chris, interestingly enough, discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having an dedicated entire wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.

Chris believes that the latter is the truth and doesn't mention anything about corrupt video game journalism or any issues that are at the heart of the movement. Instead, he talks about misogyny and takes a moment to decry the [[trolls]], cyberbullies and [[JERKS]] whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate.

{{quotebox|October 25
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.

I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).

Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!

This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.

Thank You.

‪#‎GamerGate‬}}

===The cure for autism===

Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being a curse. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of [[Mary Lee Walsh|personifying his enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes abstract concepts.

{{quotebox| October 25
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.

Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!

‪#‎AutismSpeaks‬}}

==Posts by Chris on other pages==

===Britney Spears===
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014

Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.

I Agree, because, moreover, Most Males in this world are Boring, Dull, Mentally Prehisoric, Immature, Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care, they like to bully other people, regardless, and then even worse!

"What are you saying, You're a Male?"

I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.

Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!

All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!

My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.

Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.

Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!

http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}

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October 2014 Facebook Posts

2014-10-26T15:52:20Z

Liberty: /* Posts by Chris */

{{Ongoing}}

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in [[October 2014]].

==Posts by Chris==

===Medallion Listing Update===
Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014; 12:53 am

My, My! The [[Medallion]] Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when [[eBay]] refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.}}

===More Medallion Listing Updates===

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 3:14 pm

Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made.

Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.}}

===More Ranting on Sonic's Arms===
Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his [[Obesity|breasts]] (or indeed the rest of his torso). He issues a [[death threat]] to every single person working at SEGA.

{{quotebox| 1 October 2014; 7:58 pm

[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic's]] Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!!

You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

[[File:Chrischan_oct14.jpg|220px]]
[[File:Chrischan_oct14_2.jpg|250px]]}}
[[William Elliott Waterman|William]] then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:
{{quoteboxgreen|Chris, you're not serious.}}
{{quotebox|I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.}}
{{quotebox| Do I look NOT Serious?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?}}
{{quotebox| I am making MY Statement on the matter!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.}}
{{quotebox|It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?}}
{{quotebox|Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon).

And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!}}
{{quotebox|And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(}}
{{quoteboxgreen|So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).}}
{{quoteboxgreen|I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.}}
{{quoteboxgreen| There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.}}

===I Love You, Catherine===

{{quotebox| 4 October 2014

I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together.

And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.}}

Kim Wilson then replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Christian Weston Chandler It takes a [[JERK|man]] to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!}}
And William replied:
{{quoteboxred|I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.}}

===Blake Sonichu Medallion===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently?

Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You.

Have a good and safe day.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697
}}

===Finished Molding 15 Medallions===

{{quotebox | 5 October 2014

Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday.

Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.}}

William then replied:

{{quoteboxred|Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.}}

===Shipping the Medallions===

{{quotebox| 8 October 2014

I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me.

Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.}}

===Owing eBay 300===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND!

Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000
}}

===BMW again===

{{quotebox| 9 October 2014

We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at '''(REDACTED)''' to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it.

1996 BMW Z3 1.9

http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html }}

===Chris forgets that it's Colombus Day===

{{quotebox| 13 October 2014

UGH!!! Who's dumb: Me right now! I've pulled another all-nighter painting, certifying and Almost Done wrapping the Medallions, and I Just Realized, Today is Columbus Day; the Post Offices are Closed for the Holiday!

I will ship out everything tomorrow. An after that, I will take a couple of days off, and then I will catch up with the Commissions (except for Mr. Smith's request, which has been drawn up; That will be shipped tomorrow, so that case can Finally be Closed, and I'll have access to that $30 that has been Stuck in Limbo for Weeks now)!

Aside from that, I Still require another $200 to be able to pay off the $300 Bill on my eBay, and that IS the Minimum Due, on the 15th! Which is why I have made the offer in the post below this one.

So, Please Help Me Here. Thank You, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Medallions shipped out, please pay for more commissions===

{{quotebox| 15 October
I have just shipped out all of the lot of the medallions. I still have a few more to make, but I am Mostly Caught Up. I will take a few days off, and then catch up on the commission drawings over the coming weekend.

Any New Orders would be most appreciated. I will extend the offer of buying two frames pieces, or a framed piece and a Framed Commission, get $50 back. The offer will last until November 1, 2014.

And now, with Ken's Suggestion: Buy a Medallion, and you are welcome to request of Robbie Sonichu, Cera Rosechu and Christine Rosechu, as well as either Equality Symbol. So, come on over to the Medallion page, checkout and let me know of your requests within the "Additional Details" field upon checkout.

Thank you, and have a good and safe day.}}

===Rainbow Rocks===

{{quotebox| 18 October
I just watched ‪#‎RainbowRocks‬ on Discovery Family; It was Very Good. Octavia Spoke! But Vinyl did not; Big Bummer! ‪#‎Nowhacking‬ would still make the best voice for Vinyl. I am a Fan of the animations made about the two of them. Their musical relationship is Delightful. And I Loved seeing ‪#‎Derpy‬ on stage, playing a saw; Cute, Sweet and Delightful!}}

===Happy Halloween, also, any parties?===

{{quotebox| 19 October
Happy Halloween! Dress Up and have Fun!

Now, can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in Charlottesville, VA, please?}}

===Chris complains about Ebay holding back "his" money due to complaints===

{{quotebox| 22 October
Yeah!!! I have been slapped by their computers, because of all these 17 Damn Complaints, thus having my recent $60 Sale Withheld Against me Now! eBay is Screwing Me Over AGAIN, because of Y'all's Impatience and Ignorance!!! Mr. Smith Included!!!}}

===Waiting for someone to pick up===

{{quotebox| 22 October
I have been on the phone with eBay for over two hours now, WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP!!! I would not be feeling this pissed off and waiting this long, if I had received the positive Feedback I deserved for working my ass off for you all, with the All-Nighters I have pulled Making, Painting and Packing those Medallions for you all! Ugh!!!}}

===Ebay issues resolved===

{{quotebox| October 23
Yeah, it is mostly sorted out now; please do not let my inconveniences defray you all from ordering. Your Business is Very Much Appreciated.}}

===Snoopy and LGBTQ===

{{quotebox| October 24
For the LGBTQ, and ‪#‎HRC‬; Snoopy, with Schultz, says something appropriate for all of us.

And Lucky Charms says something awesome on their box bottom too.

Both of which brings a
smile to me, and I hope they bring a smile to y'all too.

Have a good and safe day.}}

===Chris discovers #GamerGate===

Chris, interestingly enough, discovers the GamerGate movement after reading the Wikipedia article on it. GamerGate as a movement could warrant having an dedicated entire wiki, but for the sake of precursory knowledge, GamerGate is argued by its supporters to be a movement against corrupt journalism and favouritism in the games industry regarding coverage. Those against it declare it to be an inherently misogynistic movement which only seeks to exclude women from the video game industry.

Chris believes that the latter is the truth and doesn't mention anything about corrupt video game journalism or any issues that are at the heart of the movement. Instead, he talks about misogyny and takes a moment to decry the trolls, cyberbullies and JERKs whom he believes to be participating in GamerGate.

{{quotebox|October 25
I have just been clued into the topic of GamerGate. After finding its page on the Wikipedia, apparently female gamers and creators are getting a bad rap, and it has been made worse as of just this last August.

I, personally, see no problem in women and girls playing or creating video games, and being their own avatar of choice of either gender, creature or whatever. I, myself, really like playing as my own female avatars, including, but not limited to, my own Mii on my 3DS and WiiU. (The Tomodachi Life photo amongst this set is actually a cap from SSB3DS, NOT Tomodachi Life).

Anyway, this form of misogyny amongst the Gamers, as well as the DAMN Internet Trolls and CyberBullies who are taking part of this GamerGate as well, Plain Pisses Me Off as well!

This Cruelty to women and all people in general Must Be Stopped and Put To An End! I stand with you all, my Sisters and Gal-Pals, very much.

Thank You.

‪#‎GamerGate‬}}

===The cure for autism===

Chris rants about finding the cure for autism and equates having it to being a curse. He also personifies autism by creating a Mii for it and proceeds to beat it up in Super Smash Brothers. It seems that his habit of [[Mary Lee Walsh|personifying his enemies]] and [[Soul Calibur|beating them up in video games]] isn't just limited to people, but also includes abstract concepts.

{{quotebox| October 25
Also, I REALLY Want to put an end to Autism, because it still bothers me with my own curse of the Mental Handicap. Where is that Cure for Autism? I want to do More than let it overpower me at my vulnerable mental blank-out moments, as well as just beating the crap out of it in Smash Bros.

Autism Speaks; so, Please Find The Cure!!!

‪#‎AutismSpeaks‬}}

==Posts by Chris on other pages==

===Britney Spears===
On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:
{{quotebox| 1 October 2014

Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders.

I Agree, because, moreover, Most Males in this world are Boring, Dull, Mentally Prehisoric, Immature, Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care, they like to bully other people, regardless, and then even worse!

"What are you saying, You're a Male?"

I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender.

Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement!

All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything!

My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person.

Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other.

Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for!

http://whm.ag/1vtl15n}}

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Simonla Rosechu

2014-10-24T17:13:15Z

Liberty: /* Simonla as the Lynchpin */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Quote|About on or before August 26, [[2008]], I had received an e-mail from [[Evan George]], who went by evang7@gmail.com as well as themaskedavenger@gmail.com, submitting his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Fan Art]] to me. The then later submitted his idea for "Simonchu"; it did not strike me as good at first. But for a few months, I had wanted to create a Ground-Type [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] Character; I felt that I had ENOUGH Sonichu Characters, so '''from "Simonchu"''', I created Simonla Rosechu (playing off of the name of Simone).|Chris, 9 [[September 2009]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu&diff=8058&oldid=5231]</ref>}}

{{Quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time. Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever. Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.|Chris, 2 [[February 2010]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu]</ref>}}

[[Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's "original" design of Simonla.]]
[[Image:Simonlaweed.jpg|thumb|This picture is what sums up Simonla's character; [[Rosechu|Empty, soul-less and craving for a shit-load of Pickles.]]]]

Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (pronounced [sɪˈmoːnlə]) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] with the intelligence of a "cinder-block"<ref>per the words of [[Sandy|her clone]]</ref> who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion. Simonla was then dead. [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|Or so they thought]]...

She was originally a [[troll|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', until [[Chris]] added breasts and a [[china]] and turned him into Simonla so he'd have something to [[mass debating|masturbate]] to. Her bizarre name is probably meant to suggest "Simon the Rosechu", ''la'' being the [[Spanish]] word for "the"; cf. [[Megagi La Skunk]].

==Background==
Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own retarded little backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. She only mentions being raised by Sandshrews in response to Evan's explanation of her origin.

[[Evan]] eventually presents his own version of events in it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild]] is STRAIGHT to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately, [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]]. One should disregard Chris's claim that she was raised by a pair of [[Wikipedia:Sandslash|Sandslash]], as this violates the same "brother/sister agreement" Chris desired so much due to Simonchu's Beedrill parentage.

==Simonla the [[pedofork]]==
In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside CWCville U talking to [[Zapina]], the 14-year-old girl who wants to strip despite those "dumb child protection Laws" Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend," which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16-year-old boy".

One can only wonder why she would do such a thing, when any woman in her right mind would tell her to focus on her studies and hang out with friends her own age before worrying about boys, especially one two years older.

==Development==
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:<ref>http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351</ref>

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
My Sonichu fancharacter.

Simonchu
Age: 14
Ground/Electric

Simonchu was originally a [[Pikachu]], raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when [[Perfect Chaos]] attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.

until today...
...

Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].</div>

Three months later, Chris did use the character, claiming that he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris-chan also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, "My shell is removable!" He also added red "[[Honor roll|secondary infrared eyelids]]" (commonly mistaken for eye infection) due to a similar mix-up with Simonchu's goggles.

Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by [[Wikipedia:Beedrill|Beedrill]], though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from [[Wikipedia:Simon (Gurren Lagann)|Simon]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sie-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that:

*Chris has never seen ''Gurren Lagann'' before, much to the relief of many fans and
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sie-mon-la''.

This is reinforced by other inconsistencies with the character, including mistaking Simonchu's cape for a shell on Simonla and that the Core Drill was a shark's tooth necklace.

Chris claimed on Simonla's [[CWCipedia]] page that in Episode 20 he will introduce [[Simonchu]] as a Ground- (and only Ground-) type. This never happened. Only in the next episode was Simonchu given a minor cameo (and then never fully identified) as Simonla's assassin.

[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]

===Forced romance===

{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase "Opposites Attract."|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]] at 02:21</ref>, but it ended up creating [[:Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.]]

Chris elaborated on their forced romance to [[Julie]] in [[Mumble 3#00:14:12 Bob and Snorlax|Mumble 3]], saying that he thought their romance seemed unlikely because they were so different. While it would be reasonable to assume he was referring to different cultural backgrounds or beliefs, he went on to clarify that he was talking about the fact that Simonla was a Ground-type and Wild was a Grass-type, two things he apparently believed had nothing in common.

===Evan's response===

In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.

Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that asking him to kill a fictional character devoid of any personality was monstrous.

Evan [[Mailbag 35#DO_IT_FAGGOT|tried again]], tired of it all, but Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed [[Asperchu|the creator of ''Asperchu'', Alec Benson Leary]], to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends. While Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persisted with his refusal, maintaining that killing Wild's girlfriend was evil.

The back-and-forth continued in [[Mailbag 43#...Well.2C_this_is_disturbing.21|Mailbag 43]], where Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomaniacal statements yet. He stated that Simonla "didn't want" to leave [[CWCville]], and that Evan himself "moves on" under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers.]] Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have theoretically come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design more or less a coincidence:

{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina"; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris, [[Mailbag 44#I_want_to_see_Simonla_die_so_very_badly|Mailbag 44]].}}

In [[Mailbag 52#Chris_discusses_his_inspirations.2C_and..._huh.3F|Mailbag 52]], Evan shot back that ''"The Simonchu in your Haiti image was a caught-in-the-wild one anyway, I don't get why you even bothered including it. He can't even speak Human."'' The concept of two intrusive Great Directors making contradictory canon statements in a single universe was too baffling for Chris to comprehend.

===Chris denies reality===
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 2 February 2010<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref> Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.</div>

This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.

Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle, largely because Chris still holds to a child-like belief that Simonla is, in some sense, [[Chris and Reality|real]], and that killing her in the comic has actual consequences. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.

Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.

On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never got the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.

==Death==
[[Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg|thumb|How it happened.]]
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:

{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...|Chris, [[9_February_2010|9 February 2010]]}}

Belatedly, however, he made good. On 13 February 2010, Evan released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla dies. In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a toilet bomb in the ladies' bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being treated by [[Bill the Scientist]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of emergency medicine, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan deus-ex-machinas where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|requested]].

The precise nature and location of her injury is not clear. However, in all drawings of her post-injury only her upper body part is seen, and it seems to have been unscathed by the explosion. This suggests that most of the damage was inflicted on her [[China|lower body part]]. In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to "her internal injury," the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.

Some days later, Chris released a revised version of Simonla's death, in which the drama takes place over several pages and the previously vague identities of the "murderer and his crew", was, through a couple of edits, established as being Alec and the Asperpedia crew. Furthermore; Simonla is revealed to have shat out an egg, which is in the care of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] when Simonla goes asplodey. A time jump occurs and the egg hatches into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] culminates in the father-daughter team of Wild and Sandy cooperating to execute [[Evan]] in spectacular and gory fashion, thereby going against Chris's long-held assertion that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he would never stoop to Alec's level and include gratuitous gore in his comic]].<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref>

It's highly noted that the explosive toilet was ripped from the 1989 film, ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]'', where Mel Gibson's character pulled Danny Glover's character from a toilet that had a bomb attached, just like in the comic. Only instead of killing anyone, the toilet exploded and hits a car. It seems a bit uncharacteristic for Chris to steal from an "R" rated action film, but it should be noted that Chris has a [[Captain's Log|strange habit]] of ripping off stuff he hasn't watched before, so he probably just knows of the famous scene itself and not the source material.

==Resurrection==
{{Honest}}
===Simonla photo album===

On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris uploaded to his [[Facebook]] profile a [[:Image:CoverPhoto24May2014.jpeg|new cover photo]] featuring [[Lego]] figures of his various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], Simonla being one of them. In said photo, Simonla appears to be missing her legs, possibly the result of the explosion that killed her. Later on the same day Chris uploaded to Facebook an album of pictures featuring Simonla's Lego figure, in which she is seen with her legs back. Two days afterwards Chris added to the album two photos of [[Sandy Rosechu]]. These pictures are reproduced below, but are hidden from the viewers due to the mature nature of one of the images.

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image:ImonlaAlbumPicture9.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture10.jpeg|Yes, this is what you think it is.
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The picture of Wild having sex with Simonla, humorously called [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|ShecameforWild]] by some Chris watchers, was removed by Chris a couple of hours after it was uploaded, possibly due to criticism he received for it.

===Facebook Anouncement and Responses===

[[Kim Wilson]] was dumbfounded by Simonla's photo album, as she remembered that Simonla was supposed to be dead. Accordingly, she asked Chris on Facebook to clarify the matter:

{{quoteboxred|
24 May 2014

Christian Weston Chandler, wasn't this character supposed to die? If that's correct, and I'm remembering this correctly, then making this public post is bragging about your dishonesty. A man is only as good as his word. I know you're better than that, Chris.}}

Chris replied to Kim by saying that Simonla was now alive and well:

{{quotebox|She was, but I had revived her, and I will eventually redraw the pages showing that she is NOT dead. The death was Troll-Influenced, so therefore I have undone that mistake.}}

Kim, likely realizing that this was openly going against [[Chris and Hypocrisy|his word]], was not satisfied by Chris's reply:

{{quoteboxred|It doesn't matter what inspired your art, I'm talking about the promise that you made to someone. Don't break your promises, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

Chris responded with the two following comments:

{{quotebox|Everyone, sing along: I don't care. I don't care. Oh, look, a Free Hat! I don't care. You can put on clean bra and underwear. 'Cause I Don't Care.}}

{{quotebox|I will do what I want, when I want, and no troll is going to rewrite MY history. Simonla Rosechu Lives On as a Model Construction Working Mother of Sandy with her husband, Wild Sonichu.

P.S. The voltorb was properly diffused and released back into the wilds of Kanto's abandoned electric plant. The damn trolls were still put under arrest. No bloody punishment was ensued upon the guilty; I personally beat the living crap out of them AND Daniel Mimms, then let them live out their Life-Long Prison Sentence in the offshore prison stronger than Alcatraz.}}

{{quotebox|So There.}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] was bewildered by Chris's song:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is that the chaotic combos "what the heck do we care" song, or are you telling us something?}}

{{quotebox|I'm telling you something. And it is in tune to "Hooray for Hollywood".}}

===Simonla as the Lynchpin===
While Simonla's death may seem insignificant to others, one has to remember that [[Chris and reality|Chris believes his creations to actually exist in a parallel universe.]] In Chris's mind, he had not only killed his creation, but had been forced into it by outside forces.

At its core, all of Chris's personal achievements - [[CWCville]] and the entire [[Sonichu]] franchise - represent what can best be described as his defense mechanism against reality. Even as late as 2010, Chris was impervious to his countless losses - the various [[Sweetheart]]s he lost, the entire [[Nintendo|Miyamoto Incident]], Chris always managed to recover in short order. The death of a [[Gal-Pal]] was never enough to thwart his [[Love Quest]], and no number of public bans could [[The GAMe PLACe|stop him from trespassing anyway]]. While there are other factors to consider regarding these events, such as his [[Chris and negotiation|sheer stubbornness]], [[Chris and remorse|lack of empathy]] or [[Chris and death|child-like understanding of death]], CWCville has very likely served as a sanctuary for him during his worst moments.

The Asperchu Saga, and in particular Evan's request for the removal of Simonla in the comics, represented something Chris had never had to deal with before: outside forces attempting to make changes in a world where his will has always been absolute. While his vast, nameless legion of trolls and his various sweethearts have influenced the comics in the past, it was always through the lens of Chris's own control or approval. Regarding Simonla, Chris was adamantly opposed to the idea of removing her. The significance of being forced to do something that completely went against his own approval cannot be overstated.

Thus, when Chris finally yielded and killed off Simonla, Chris's sanctuary had finally been breached. For once, Chris had to realize that even in his fantasy world, he was not omnipotent. Even after his execution of those who breached his sanctuary in [[Sonichu #10]], the damage to his personal happy-place had been done. Most significantly of all, he enshrined the damage to his own world in an effort to make the trolling cease.

CWCville's significance as a coping mechanism within Chris's life can't fully be understood without a proper examination of his psyche, but its violation meant that it could no longer be used as a source of comfort. Whilst many can point out the obvious - that learning lessons such as the loss of loved ones are [[Chris and psychology|necessary for normal development]] - Chris has been protected from ever having to face the consequences of his actions repeatedly. Until the moment Simonla died.

As such, the Simonla incident is possibly one of the few times that Chris has actually had to deal with reality. The only recourse was to undo it, but since Chris himself enshrined her death and those of the [[Asperpedia Four]] in Sonichu #10, it would not prove to be a simple task. By undoing Simonla's death, he would also have to undo the deaths of several he had already killed and [[Chris and remorse|shown no remorse over]]. Thus, he speaks of attempting to retcon it, or of flat-out reviving her after the fact.

The revival of Simonla, clearly an attempt to rebuild the sanctity of his creation, is a dream that will likely never be achieved. More than the obvious problems - of this being essentially an open invitation for those who [[Evan|breached his defenses the first time]], the simple fact remains that not only does this solidify Chris as a blatant liar (as if we needed more evidence of [[List of Chris's Lies|that]]), but it will all essentially come to naught. He cannot ever really return to the world where his view reigned supreme at all times, now that the bitter canker of reality has taken root.

Chris stated openly that this (among other things) was part of a larger plan by Chris to undo "Troll influences and Manipulations".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Good News]]</ref> The rather bitter irony is that should he [[Sonichu #11|go through with it]], it will actually accomplish [[Kick the Autistic|the exact opposite.]]

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla.
Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|This is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|...and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]].
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Chris kills off Simonla by having a toilet bomb blow up her [[china]].
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg|Alec Benson Leary offers his own take on Simonla's demise.
Image:WildCADbortion1.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion3.jpg
File:SimonlaSimonchuHaiti.JPG|Even while seeking "Help for Haiti", Chris can't help claiming that Simonla is not Simonchu and that both characters are his.<ref>[[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg]]
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</gallery>
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== Sources ==
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==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Evan]]
==External links==
*[http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/ The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Adventures of Simonchu and Niachu]
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