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Watchmen

2021-07-04T19:08:02Z

Lilgunter:

{{quote|You brought so much fucking [[Laughs Under Lucricities|joy]] to this world and you continue to do so. That's why[...] you need to remain safe.|Bismuth, one of the Watchmen, to Chris.<ref>[[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)]]</ref>}}

[[File:Watchmen.jpg|thumb|The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|accumulated]] [[Unholy Tetrad|filth]] of their [[trolls]] and [[weening]] will foam up about their waists and all the [[Dimensional Merge|Merge-deniers]] and [[A-log|A-logs]] will look up and shout "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY!]]" ...And I'll look down, and whisper "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm workin' on it.]]"]]
The '''Watchmen''' is the name given to a now defunct group of fantastical enablers whose members served as gatekeepers and [[white knights]] for Chris, in a similar manner as their predecessors, the [[Guard Dogs]]. Their goal was to keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris. The group broke up in late June 2021 following a series of internal conflicts among its members.

As a faction, the Watchmen were instrumental in numerous events over the course of late 2019 onwards, such as attempting to dismantle [[Jacob Sockness]]’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server when the true intent of the server was revealed. Chris had contact with the Watchmen, including [[CWC and Friends on Google Hangout (July 20th, 2020)|chatting with them]] on [[Discord Q&A 4|Google Hangouts]] and over [[Discord]]. The Watchmen were behind the [[2020 Discord leaks|Discord leaks in August 2020]].

Their approach is controversial as they gained Chris's favor by means of [[Enablers|enabling]] his delusions by pretending to be fellow [[CPU]] goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in [[magical thinking]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]]. The Watchmen tracked and collected information on anyone involved with- or trying to get involved with- Chris, and held no qualms about doxing potential weens, trolls, and a-logs.

While they shared a name with the 1986/1987 DC Comics limited series by Alan Moore, David Gibbons, and John Higgins, the 2009 film adaptation (which is [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|not that long of a movie]], according to [[Emily]] and [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]), the 2019 HBO series, and the various comic book spin-offs, the Watchmen did not take inspiration from the franchise, in contrast to how [[The Miscreants]] modeled themselves after the Patriots from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''. Nonetheless, fan art from Christorians and other avid observers of Chris make this connection.

==Origins==
What eventually became the Watchmen group had its roots in the CWC Rebellion Discord server. There, Owls met MKRNightVee and Talia (whom Owls described as "a person exploiting and egging MKR on to talk to Chris").<ref name=owlsaccount>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1257#post-7343340 (Archive: https://archive.fo/06IZx)</ref>

MKRNightVee got into contact with Chris through a friend looking up his phone number.<ref name=cap2>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl2-png.644832/</ref> Owls tried to coach MKRNightVee<ref name=cpuowls>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/discordgirl5-png.644835/</ref> and avoid problems, though he admits he didn't do well at it.<ref name=owlsaccount></ref>

After MKRNightVee had been in contact with Chris for some time, Owls came up with the idea to try to [[manipulate]] Chris's beliefs away from the [[Dimensional Merge]] through telling him that the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]] had relocated to Earth. MKR recruited her friends to role-play as CPUs to Chris over Discord; Owls acted as a gatekeeper between MKR's friends and Chris.<ref name=cpuowls></ref>

{{quote|time passed talking with Meghan for about a month or so there came an idea from me in the most autistic way possible "convince Chris that merge wasn't happening and that CPU had decided to be on earth and act like normal people in society". foolishly believing this would work Meghan gathered some people from different servers she said we could trust and we made a server. this idea failed and when the first person decided to brag about it on a different discord I shut down the idea.|Owls<ref name=owlsaccount></ref>}}

According to another Watchman, Owls also acted as liaison between the CPU group and the [[Guard Dogs]] group (the latter group also gatekeepers to Chris at the time) but said Owls wasn't reporting back to the Guard Dogs and failed to keep up with things. Owls later left the group.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

==Known members==
===AquaDiamond8===
{{quote|Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the [[merge]] is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.|AquaDiamond8, March 2019<ref>http://archive.md/50xPX</ref>}}

{{quote|Still i dont want <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jacob Sockness]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this |AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019.<ref>http://archive.ph/0bMDM</ref>}}

[[File:Magi-Chan and AquaDiamond8.jpg|AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.|thumb|200px]]

'''AquaDiamond8''' is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a [[ween]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-988#post-4495303</ref> to a [[white knight]], to an enabler and Watchman. In November 2019, during the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in order to lure Chris away from Sockness, Aqua joined the Watchmen and embraced Chris's delusional beliefs, changing her Twitter handle to '''CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro'''. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her [[OC]] interacting with [[Magi-Chan]].<ref>http://archive.md/lGets</ref> She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan:<ref>http://archive.md/ETlxV</ref>

{{Collapsible|Val Valentino lore|{{quoteboxgreen|[[File:Val Valentino, The Masked Magician.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician

Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad."

Dex #: unknown}}

Chris was enticed by this news:

{{quotebox|Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself.

Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively.}}

Aqua answered:

{{quoteboxgreen|Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with [[Polyamorous marriage|your hubby]] when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.}}}}

As of early September 2020, Aqua is confirmed to no longer be involved with the Watchmen's activities:

{{quoteboxgreen|in all honesty at first i genuinly wanted to help chris but after the incident with Wendy i wanted to make things better, and try to help him, and as someone with autism, and who has family that acts like chris, i knew how dificult it is to get them to beleive certain things. I guess going along with it and pretending to be a goddess was better than letting her be on her own and let someone else take advantage of her.

Note that i never wanted anything from Chris, and did want to help, and despite what Dillin says about MKR or some of the "enamblers, not all of them are bad, MKR is the nicest person i know and i know that she truely does care for Chris.

I wanted to to help them with keeping sockness away from Chris and though it took some time ive seen chris is no longer taking his crap serious. I do keep up to date whats been going on, but i dont interact.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak_ElSwC1Xo&lc=Ugw4uQfLu00i10Lrjq14AaABAg.9DSJjEeQ6nb9DSfhyTd-Ra</ref>}}

===Bismuth===
[[File:CPUBismuthHeart.jpg|150px|thumb|Avatar of CPU Bismuth Heart.]]
'''Bismuth''', also known by '''Heart''', '''Naught''', and [[Kiwi Farms]] handle '''anameisaname''', is the second leader of the Watchmen, taking over after Owls left.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref> Bismuth monitored potential weens or enablers. In June 2021, conflict arose between Bismuth and The WCT, stemming from an allegation Bismuth had doxed the latter.<ref name=naughtthread></ref> A leaked voice clip of Chris saying “Fuck Bismuth!”<ref>https://www.lolcow.org/data/audio/7/7468-370ce5544aee794a8de75b3181dd6c0f.mp3</ref> suggested that Chris sided against Bismuth in the dispute.

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===Kyle===
The inspiration for Chris's [[:File:KylechuOC.jpg|Kylechu]] OC, '''Kyle''' appeared in the Google Hangout chats.

===Lainchu===
[[File:Lainchu.jpg|thumb|200px|Lainchu, as drawn by MKRNightVee.]]
'''Lainchu''', also known '''Lainchu the Chronicler''', is an OC created by Chris, whose purpose is to document Chris's activities (and unofficially, to provide Christorians with first hand information). Since 7 August 2020, Chris has assigned the role to one of the Watchmen, with the role initially assigned to the CWCki Discord server creator, [[User:Klop|Klop]]; however, as of late [[August 2020]], Klop has resigned from the role and another user has taken on the mantle, with Chris none the wiser.

Chris based the OC on the protagonist of the [[anime]], ''[[Wikipedia:Serial Experiments Lain|Serial Experiments Lain]]'', in which a teenage girl finds herself engaging with a virtual world network, reminiscent of the [[internet]].

===MKRNightVee===
[[Image:MeghanRingo.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Meghan]]
[[File:MKR enabling.png|200px|thumb|right||Meghan enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.]]
{{quote|I am a [[CPU]], that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as [[Chris]]tine.|Meghan, replying to [[Sarah and Steve]] questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs.<ref>[http://archive.md/lj64i Archive of 7 Nov 2019 tweet chain]</ref>}}

{{quote|Nothing lasts forever, especially not any group protecting Chris-chan.|Meghan, reflecting after her March 2021 ragequit.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1368024530325630980 (Archive https://archive.fo/rXsVi)</ref>}}

'''Meghan Kathleen Ringo''' (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases '''MKRNightVee''', '''CPUMagentaHeart''' and '''thepixietailartist''') appeared in early [[2019]]. She got into contact with Chris through a friend looking up Chris's phone number for her.<ref name=cap2></ref> She presented herself to Chris as being the [[CPU]] goddess of the [[Nintendo Switch]], offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meghan-k-ringo-mkrnightvee.52454/</ref> She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help.<ref>[[:File:MKR motives.png]]</ref> Chris offered her several of his possessions in his [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|Last Will and Testament]].

She set up a Discord group for Chris, telling her friends to role-play as [[CPU]] goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.<ref>[[:File:MKR Discord Rules.png]]</ref>

During the [[TF2 Analysis]] saga, she created an alt Twitter account named [[Creamarina]] and shared it with Chris to enable him to evade blocks.<ref>[[Misc texts#Creamarina]]</ref>

During the [[Jacob Sockness]] saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, MKR saw the danger in Sockness's intent, and steered Chris away from him in summer 2019; Sockness, who at the time was engaging in a full-scale war against Chris's enablers, followers and critics alike, considered MKR to be an enemy of his, and abused her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early [[November 2019|November]]. She, as well as Aqua, largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness.
[[File:mkrragequit.png|200px|thumb|left|Meghan ragequits in March 2021.]]
In March 2021, she temporarily gave up on helping Chris when she learned that he was planning on [[Taser Discussion|playing with a taser]] with his new friend group [[Praetor]], sending an angry Tweet directed towards him which expressed her disdain, before deleting her Twitter account a few days later.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1368024530325630980 (Archive https://archive.fo/rXsVi)</ref> However, she reactivated her account, and tweeted again to Chris in April, replying to Chris tagging her to show her a gif file,<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1380732044951515137 (archive: https://archive.fo/fL8wZ)</ref> and later to reply to another of Chris's tweets in order to call [[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|one of his enablers]] a faggot.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1380756077864620033 (archive: https://archive.fo/Ybm8P)</ref>

In June 2021, following internal conflict among Watchmen members which resulted in the group separating and Chris siding against the faction MKR was in, she tagged Chris’s Twitter and posted, “Your obviously good at using people and then moving on to the next. Have fun getting fucked over by WCT and [[Praetor]].”<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410076709148266498 (archive: https://archive.fo/zb0wM)</ref>

===Owls===
[[File:Ryan Owls.png|thumb|200px|left|Ryan.]]
'''Owls''', also known as '''Ryan''' and '''CpuTurquoiseHeart''',<ref name=cpuowls></ref> was the original leader of the Watchmen group, who was later discredited as a person with shady motives.<ref name=naughtclarify>[[:File:Naught origin clarify 1.png]] amd [[:File:Naught origin clarify 2.png]]</ref> Owls set MKRNightVee up to interact with Chris and founded the Watchmen's Discord server. Owls also acted as a liaison between MKRNightVee's group and [[Guard Dogs]] member Marvin. However, Owls lied to both about his intentions and later disappeared from the group.<ref name=naughtclarify></ref>

===The WCT===
[[File:The WCT avatar.png|thumb|200px|The WCT's avatar.]]

'''The WCT''', also known as WildCat and Neko Onyx, is a Watchmen member who has archived calls involving Chris. Before becoming a Watchman, he had been observing Chris and watching [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psI8P3gbSM4]</ref>

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==Breakup of the Watchmen==
Signs of the group dissolving began appearing in late June 2021. Earlier in the month, The WCT was doxed, and signs pointed to fellow Watchman and group leader Bismuth as the source.<ref name=naughtthread>https://www.lolcow.org/threads/anameisaname-bismuth-anon-llc-naught-nitto-nanashi-death-of-chans-doppelganger-nightmare-tardwarsllc-heart-cpu-bismuth-heart.724/ (archive: https://archive.fo/G30td)</ref> When The WCT confronted Bismuth during the group’s movie night on 21 June, Bismuth denied the allegation, then threatened to further dox The WCT in an attempt to silence him. Kyle and MKR took Bismuth’s side in the dispute.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3hYztxRHRA </ref> A leaked voice clip of Chris saying “Fuck Bismuth!”<ref>https://www.lolcow.org/data/audio/7/7468-370ce5544aee794a8de75b3181dd6c0f.mp3</ref> was posted to a Lolcow.org thread made about Bismuth,<ref name=naughtthread></ref> implying that when Chris learned of the infighting, he sided against Bismuth.

On 29 June, MKR made multiple tweets which suggested Chris had cut communications with her in favor of The WCT, tagging Chris’s Twitter and posting, “Your obviously good at using people and then moving on to the next. Have fun getting fucked over by WCT and [[Praetor]].”<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410076709148266498 (archive: https://archive.fo/zb0wM)</ref> She then followed up with accusations against The WCT, claiming him to be messing with Chris and believing he had sinister motives.<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref>

==Q&A==
A Christorian interviewed Naught on 4 September 2020, asking some clarifying questions about the Watchmen. They posted the answers on the Official CWCki Discord. The interviewer's questions are color-coded red, with Naught's responses color-coded white.

{{collapsible|Q&A|The first four questions appear to be referring to the [[Arbitarch CWC Alliance]] server.

{{quoteboxred|Who started it and why?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Owls the guy who set-up mkr and [[Joseph Draft]] got aqua and mkr to draw some art to lure cwc in.}}

{{quoteboxred|How did Chris join there?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I was told it was going to be for Chris's patrons.}}

{{quoteboxred|Why was it killed?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|It was killed because owls and Joseph didn't know how to wrangle tards. Mkr aqua were being blamed for making it so I asked for a mod role kept asking for more perms and deleted all the channel's. I posted the rolling and trolling vid.}}

{{quoteboxred|Who killed it?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|I killed it, Joseph and Smokey Chris TheSperge were using the server to gather content, they convinced Joseph I was Johan.

After a 4 hour conversation I got Joseph draft to face dox himself once he destroyed his drive with chris vs the internet.}}

The last two appear to refer to the Watchmen as a group.

{{quoteboxred|Why did Aqua leave?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|Stress and people @ her on Twitter

Her and mkr are still frens}}

{{quoteboxred|Will this group be around forever?}}

{{quoteboxwhite|As long as Chris is in need or willing yes<ref>[[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 1.png]][[:File:4September2020 WatchmenOriginQ&A 2.png]]</ref>}}}}

==See also==
*[[CWCProtectSquad]]
*[[Guard Dogs]]

==References==
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{{Fantasies}}
{{People}}

Chris and race

2021-02-06T07:44:03Z

Lilgunter:

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{{Honest}}
[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV]], [[manipulated]] into putting on blackface.]]

The '''race''' of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for [[Chris]], with his [[Autism|lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally]]. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on [[homos|homosexuals]], [[Asperger's|people with Asperger's Syndrome]], and [[JERKS]]) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The [[Miscreants]] group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and [[manipulate]] Chris.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of other cultures can also be traced to the television he watches such as the typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon which includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor.

===Blacks===
[[File:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.<ref>[[:File:Chrisreply1evan.png]]</ref>]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] include whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|"Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009"]]</ref><ref>In [[IRC (17 December 2008)]], he was asked to describe all the races he would date and he answered, "all but black."</ref> Chris tells this not only to trolls, but to black [[boyfriend-free girls]] in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion." To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's Psychiatric Examination]]</ref>

His stated reason for not being interested in black women is that his dream-prophecy of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] shows her to be white, which means her mother must be white as well.

Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a Boyfriend free girl, much to his chagrin<ref>[[Sonichu Fan Promo]]</ref> – even though he previously approved of a notable piece of fan art with the phrase included prominently. This is essentially accurate; for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] he says that "[[Tobacky|smokers]], [[obesity|overweights]], blacks, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|liars]] need not apply."

On the less-discriminatory side, Chris also has stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

Some teenaged black kids frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090620070812/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The official reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these children.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ while playing [[Yu-Gi-Oh]]. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered "I mean your face down monster...."<ref>[[Mimms]]' [https://web.archive.org/web/20090621132756/http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281 archived post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

He does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

When Chris talked on the phone to [[Jackie]]'s boyfriend [[Lars]], he tried to bridge the gap between their different races by speaking in Ebonics, including referring to himself as a "nigga" (although ''not'' as a "[[niggo]]") and making statements like, "I enjoy the TV shows I get from the, from the black man, including [[Wikipedia:The Jeffersons|''The Jeffersons'']], and [[Wikipedia:Bill Cosby|Bill Cosby]], and [[Wikipedia:Sanford and Son|''Sanford and Son'']], all a' them."<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref>

On 27 [[June 2012]], Chris posted in [[Facebook]] a photo of a black woman at McDonald's who he said discriminated against him, and demanded people not go there, and if they do to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!"<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts]]</ref>

In 2014, when Chris was infatuated with [[Catherine]], he had a romantic rival by the name of [[Colin]]; he sent a message describing the light shining off of Colin's head in a photo as "poo light."<ref>[[Colin Chat 1]]</ref>

In 2016, Chris was asked by [[BraveryJerk]] what his opinion on the Black Lives Matter movement was. Chris seemingly had never heard of the movement, saying "Uhhh, Black Li – I have not heard of that. Well…Black Lives Matter. It sounds like it’s…uh…maybe people, black people are, sounds like they’re having trouble? But I feel…that, you know, to help any person in general, regardless of race or whatever. I mean, I’m for…the,uh…Black Lives forever."<ref>https://youtu.be/LTtBLPH350w?t=547</ref>

===Asians===
{{Main|Japanophilia}}

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin".<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different languages, writing systems and currencies.

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Native Americans===
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really. (Note [[Semen|the typo]].)]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony clearly based upon himself. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but instead with bows and arrows, which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

===Jews===
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|Chris, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|demonstrating his boundless empathy for religious minorities]]}}

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|latest]] (unsuccessful) attempt to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he casually pointed out that Michael Snyder was probably Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a very common German last name, meaning "to cut"). Of course with Chris being the [[slow-in-the-minds|idiot]] he is, it ended with him angrily calling Snyder a Jew. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew". In an email to Katie Bay, he refers to Snyder as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref>

Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe test]] confirmed that he himself has Ashkenazi ancestry. He characterized this as a "surprise."<ref>[https://archive.md/NR1Vv]</ref>

===Hispanics===
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's <s>self-cest</s> children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).

It may also be notable that oftentimes, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for people actually from Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries that predominantly speak Spanish (a good comparison would be referring to people from the USA as "English").

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

===Other white ethnicities/cultures===
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]].

==Troll manipulation==
{{quote|[giggling] No, say "niggers", you stupid twat.|[[BlueSpike]] to Chris.<ref>[[Julie Reveals Herself]]</ref>}}

In the [[Julie Reveals Herself]] call, [[BlueSpike]] coerced Chris into saying "niggers"; Chris attempted to substitute [[niggos]] instead, but BlueSpike insisted and Chris caved. The term niggos became an infamous [[CWC-ism]].

Chris called [[Surfshack Tito]] a nigger on video<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref> and in email.<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref> Notably, he never used the term in this context either before or after his interaction with Tito, who is not even depicted as being a black person, suggesting Chris was [[manipulated]] by trolls behind the scenes into using the word.

In [[Jackie E-mails 14]], sweetheart [[Jackie]] asked Chris to dress up as Mr Popo on video - a character from [[Dragon Ball]] with black skin and red lips. Chris complied, though he was aware the costume would appear like blackface and tried to place a disclaimer stating that "this video presentation is NOT meant to make fun of the Blacks or the Hindus."

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks [...] are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote". Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. He also genuinely likes two black actors: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

==Chris's ethnic background==
{{Wise|he is part black and part Jewish.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 7]]</ref>}}

Influenced by his parent's claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side. However, in March 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] had Chris apply for a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]</ref>, which showed that he was of ''100% European'' genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across northwestern Europe. While these results are certainly not completely accurate, it is unlikely that any legitimate DNA test would fail to detect ''any'' Native American genetic background in someone who is even 1/16 or 1/32 (as Chris has claimed at various points) Cherokee.

The test also contained miscellaneous information which the Idea Guys likely used to manipulate Chris into believing he is part Jewish and part African.

The test indicated that Chris had less than 0.1% Ashkenazi ("ash-KEN-azi") Jewish ancestry, the smallest amount that the test considered worth reporting (equivalent to less than a single Jewish ancestor ten generations ago). And, despite the fact that the actual report says that he has zero current African ancestry, Chris was led to believe he did via a section on his paternal haplogroup lineage, which does indeed begin in Africa as all humans can trace their ancestry back to Africa in prehistoric times.

As a result, Chris declared that he was "Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry" and that he was "black too." He also apologized for his past offensiveness regarding Jewish and black people.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==

Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs. Virtually all black characters are depicted as criminals, villains, or undesirables. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race-related jokes.

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris tolerated a [[Niggo]] [[Bubbles]] and Indian [[Magi-chan]] renditions in [[July 2020]].

*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (<s>white-washed</s> Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil). A '''villain''' based off a real-life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black; the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s.
*[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-arab). A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris [[autism|believed as being a real rumor]], and illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein." Chris removed the joke after Obama won the election, but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.
* Blake (black, evil turned good). A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain, but switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite stereotypical. He is brought into the CWCverse against his will, and the white [[Reldnahc]] quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Blachu then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a [[Legendary Master Sunstone|precious stone]] under his instruction. Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while unable to defend properly. Before his name change, several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist. For example, [[Wild]] remarks, "I was following this black guy on a board." To Chris's credit, Blake eventually becomes a positive character, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Still, the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty. Both Blake and Chris showed their true colors (no pun intended) in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]: when approached by a [[Inos|stereotypical Rastafari man]] who wished him a happy Kwanzaa, Blake was outright offended to be equated with black people. In the six-year hiatus of ''Sonichu'' comics, Chris' sensitivity has not improved. In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a "happy Kwanza, brother" from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color", he is black because of a mutation.
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good). A girl whose sole purpose in the comic is to be rejected by Reginald.
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil). The Big Cheese of the Jerkops. Apparently, not every black person in the story has to be a racist caricature.
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent.
*[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (Indian?, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST police officers who talk entirely in stereotypical "black slang."
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker). A homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating Jamaican with filthy dreadlocks.
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, <s>never seen</s> debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (Black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "sistas and brothas".

==Sources==
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Chris's Specimen Sample

2021-02-06T07:15:25Z

Lilgunter:

{{Honest}}

'''Chris's Specimen Sample''', aptly titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on [[February 2016|February 27, 2016]] to the Kiwi Farms by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]. In this video, we see Chris walk upstairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"specimen"]] in a Tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of [[navy]] into a standard freezer, the low temperatures create ice crystals which ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless. This video also marks [[Pollo]]'s second appearance on camera.

==Video==
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| stardate = 26 [[February 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
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| saga = {{Lady Managers|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Update: 2/25/16]]
| next = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
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{{quote|I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lendin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out.}}

==Transcript==
''Chris is sitting on his bed.''

'''Chris''' : Hello [[Sam and Ellen|Samantha and Ellie]], this is- I'm Christine Chandler.

''[[Pollo]] comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.''

'''Chris''' : ''(in babyish voice)'' This is my cat, Pollo. Hi, buddy. Hmmm, you're a sweet kitty.

'''Chris''' : Anyway so, yeah- this is me and uh, I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lettin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. I put out a sam-- I put out a fresh sample earlier today, I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.

'''Chris''' : But yes, I am a lesbian transwoman and I have-- I been famous for my characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.

'''Chris''' : This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.

'''Chris''' : Alright, so let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.

''[Chris gets off his ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.]''

''[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom coming about a fourth of the way up the container.]''

'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put out today. I labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the-

''[Chris places the Tupperware back into the freezer and grabs an noticeably older container with a grayish substance straddling the side of it.]''

'''Chris''' : older samples. Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.

''(Chris faces the camera with a smug expression on his face)''

'''Chris''' : But, anyway, that's all very good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|still consider me for your donor]].

'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day.

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PlayStation 4

2021-02-06T06:45:20Z

Lilgunter:

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The '''PlayStation 4''' is a [[video game]] console created by [[Sony]], originally released in North America on 15 [[November 2013]]. It is the best selling console of [[Wikipedia:History of video game consoles (eighth generation)|the eighth generation of gaming]], alongside the [[HEXbox|HEXbox One]] (with the [[Nintendo|Wii U]] trailing behind in sales but never falling off the market share). At least 109.05 million consoles have been sold by [[April 2020]].<ref>https://www.vgchartz.com/analysis/platform_totals/</ref>

Despite his fanaticism for [[PlayStation 3|the system's predecessor]] (and his [[Chris and money|tendency to spend hundreds of dollars on games for it]]), for two years following its release Chris made no indication of wanting to buy the life upgrade upgrade. This was most likely due to his [[Chris and health|family's health problems]] (compounded by his [[28 October 2011|run-in with the law]]) draining him of funds - as evidenced by him [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|repeatedly begging people to give him money/buy him LEGO sets]]. He did, however, show contempt for its competition - [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|getting banned from his local Walmart for defacing an Xbox One standee]] - but this was the only thing he had to say about the modern "console wars" (which have been intense enough to be dramatized in ''[[South Park]]'', among other places).

This would change in [[February 2016]], around [[Chris's birthday|his 34th birthday]]. He also purchased a Wii U sometime later. The PS4's successor, PlayStation 5, was released in [[November 2020]] at a starting price of $399 and has yet to be purchased by Chris.

==The birthday saga==
===The outset===
On the first of the month, Chris [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#GIMME STUFF FOR MY BIRTHDAY|asked for a PS4 and PlayStation Camera on Facebook]] alongside a slew of specifications - notably, he [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Not Dizzy Enough To Beg For PS4!|would later specify]] a white ''Destiny'' bundle. Whomsoever saw fit to waste their hard-earned money on this gift would be "reimbursed" with a $500 voucher for Chris's [[Etsy]] shop - Chris naturally believing that his comics, [[medallions]], and [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are worth hundreds of dollars. In fact, a $500 voucher would probably allow the donator to buy everything in the shop and still have around $50 in now-useless funds to spare. Having already given extremely specific demands for this "gift", Chris would [[February 2016 Facebook Posts#A Beg Big Note|further elaborate]] that buying him ''anything less'' than the ''Destiny'' bundle ''and'' camera would reduce the value on the voucher.

===Sorry, but really though give me a PS4===
The twelfth would see Chris upload [[Apologies for offending people|a video]] that opens with a customarily insincere apology - though he openly states he doesn't understand why anyone would be offended - then ''reiterates his demands'' at the end of the video.

===Things go sour===
Incredibly, February 24th came and went without anyone sending him a PS4 - instead, [[weens]] sent Chris worthless gift cards and a losing lottery ticket. A day later, he would upload [[Update: 2/25/16|another video]] complaining about this. Bizarrely, Chris appeared to have been so confident that someone would send him an expensive video game console that he became somewhat depressed when they didn't.

==Chris finally gets one==
[[Image:20160305081202.jpg|thumb|Chris using PS4 applications - the first bit of evidence that he had purchased one.]]

However, despite all his whining, it transpired on 5 [[March 2016]] that he had, in fact, obtained a PS4. It was widely held that Chris had just bought it for himself, but Chris credited a "Miss Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington" as the ludicrously magnanimous donor. Closer examination of his Facebook page and of the order details showed that, of course, Chris had just bought it himself. The name of the fictional donor could be derived from Kagney Lynn Karter and Kevin Moore, who have appeared in [[Sex toys|porn films]] together.

==Epilogue==
Having spent hundreds of dollars on a toy, Chris began to beg incessantly for donations he did nothing to earn shortly after in [[HELP, PLEASE!!!|many videos]].

==PS4 games Chris owns==
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'''Note:''' This table only covers games Chris has earned at least one trophy in. Another table is shown below covering games that are at 0% and he has evidently not touched. A full list can be seen on his PSN profile, [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu here].

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
||''[[LEGO]] [[Wikipedia:Lego Dimensions|DIMENSIONS]]''
|78
|100%
|A "[[toys]]-to-life" game (ala ''Skylanders'' or [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]) that is rather infamous for [[Chris and money|being much more expensive]] than its competitors.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange|Life is Strange]]''
|61
|100%
|
|-
|''My Name is Mayo''
|51
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank (2016 video game)|Ratchet & Clank]]''
|47
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Life Is Strange: Before the Storm|Life is Strange: Before the Storm]]''
|35
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Order: 1886|The Order: 1886]]''
|22
|100%
|
|-
|''Level 22''
|21
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic]] [[Wikipedia:Sonic Mania|Mania]]''
|18
|100%
|
|-
|''Letter Quest Remastered''
|12
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Three Fourths Home|Three Fourths Home: Extended Edition]]''
|7
|100%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back]]''
|22
|87%
|
|-
|''[[Sonic Forces]]
|45
|80%
|Chris purchased three copies of this game, each for different consoles.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot (video game)|Crash Bandicoot]]''
|21
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Legacy of the Duelist''
|17
|80%
|
|-
|''Back to Bed''
|13
|80%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gone Home|Gone Home]]''
|9
|71%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back|Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back]]''
|10
|68%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bendy and the Ink Machine|Bendy and the Ink Machine]]''
|16
|52%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Roundabout (video game)|Roundabout]]''
|4
|20%
|
|-
|''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] Remastered''
|19
|51%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Don't Die, Mr. Robot!|Don't Die, Mr. Robot!]]''
|7
|38%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft|Minecraft]]: PlayStation 4 Edition''
|38
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]] Remastered''
|25
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams|Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams]] - Director's Cut''
|6
|31%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lego Worlds|LEGO Worlds]]''
|26
|29%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Crash Bandicoot: Warped|Crash Bandicoot: Warped]]''
|10
|23%
|
|-
|''[[Little Big Planet]] [[Wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet 3|3]]''
|10
|21%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drakes' Fortune]] Remastered''
|15
|20%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper 2|PaRappa the Rapper 2]]''
|4
|19%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bit.Trip#The_Bit.Trip|THE BIT.TRIP]]''
|9
|18%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Freedom Planet|Freedom Planet]]''
|3
|15%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
|3
|14%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Minecraft: Story Mode|Minecraft: Story Mode]]''
|7
|13%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Disney Afternoon Collection|The Disney Afternoon Collection]]''
|2
|10%
|
|-
|''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''
|7
|10%
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: SuperChargers|Skylanders SuperChargers]]''
|5
|9%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:DC Universe Online|DC Universe Online]]''
|5
|8%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Destiny (video game)|Destiny]]''
|6
|7%
|Star of [[CWC's Destiny start|a "Let's Play"]] (that was [[Brutal Legend|completely silent]], thanks to Chris's cluelessness).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sword Art Online: Lost Song|Sword Art Online: Lost Song]]
|4
|6%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Playroom (2013 video game)|THE PLAYROOM]]''
|2
|6%
|A collection of AR minigames built into the system. Most notable for being banned from streaming after a man [[Chris and sex|stripped and groped his drunk wife]] live.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Shovel Knight|Shovel Knight]]''
|4
|5%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tetris Ultimate|Tetris Ultimate]]''
|1
|4%
|
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:ZombiU|ZOMBI]]''
|3
|4%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders Trap Team]]''
|2
|3%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online|Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online]]''
|2
|2%
|-
|''[[God of War]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Guitar Hero]] [[Wikipedia:Guitar Hero Live|Live]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Mother Russia Bleeds|Mother Russia Bleeds]]
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Skylanders: Swap Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
|2
|2%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mighty No. 9|Mighty No. 9]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Transformers]] [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Devastation|Devastation]]''
|1
|1%
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Payday2|PAYDAY 2: Crimewave Edition]]''
|1
|1%
|Bought and played under the influences of [[Idea Guys]].
|-
|}

===Games at 0%===
Chris has 29 games that have been purchased but without trophies or progress which can be assumed to have not been booted up.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Release Date
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 2: Among Thieves|Uncharted 2: Among Thieves]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hitman Go|Hitman GO]]: Definitive Edition''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception|Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Toy Soldiers: War Chest|Toy Soldiers War Chest]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Helldivers|HELLDIVERS]]''
|2015
|-
|''The Treasures of Montezuma 4''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Shooter|PixelJunk Shooter]] Ultimate''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Swapper|The Swapper]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hohokum|Hohokum]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Infamous Second Son|inFAMOUS Second Son]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Woah Dave!|Woah Dave!]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Retro City Rampage|Retro City Rampage]] DX''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Race the Sun (video game)|Race The Sun]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]] Remastered''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Killzone Shadow Fall|Killzone Shadow Fall]]''
|2013
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty: Black Ops III|Call of Duty: Black Ops III]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Nova-111|Nova-111]]''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Thomas Was Alone|Thomas Was Alone]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Terraria|Terraria]]''
|2014
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Hotline Miami|Hotline Miami]]''
|2014
|-
|''Invokers Tournament''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Knack (video game)|KNACK]]''
|2013
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Lone Survivor (video game)|Lone Survivor]]''
|2013
|-
|''Shütshimi''
|2015
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Doom (2016 video game)|DOOM]]''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Overwatch (video game)|Overwatch: Origins Edition]]''
|2016
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness|Psycho-Pass: Mandatory Happiness]]''
|2016
|-
|''Uncanny Valley''
|2017
|}
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Dox

2020-08-27T18:42:33Z

Lilgunter:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade.|Chris on doxing.<ref name=june>[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls]]</ref>}}

[[File:ChrisDoxNames.jpeg|thumb|200px|Excerpt from a list of people Chris "doxed" for being "backtalkers" (in actuality, the list only contains their online handles). Note YouTuber OneyNG's presence on the list.]]

'''Doxing''' is the release of private or identifying information with malicious intent. While Chris does have malicious intent, he fails at the identifying part as most if not all of the information he gives out is false.
Chris believes doxing is a direct ticket to trolling and therefore (tries to) leak information on his enemies not realizing that he is either being fed false information the entire time, or making gigantic leaps to conclusions along the way.

==Chris's attempts at doxing==

=== Clyde Cash ===

Chris was told that a picture of Lee Hotti was Clyde's real face by [[lordsillynipples]]. Chris, being a naïve idiot, believed this and made an [[Secret Weapon|expose video on Clyde]].

=== Surfshack Tito===

Surfshack Tito incurred the wrath of Chris during the [[Calling Out]] saga, as he had stolen Chris's gal-pal (read: shown her how horrible Chris is) and used [[Manipulation|social engineering]] to access his [[PSN]] account.

Chris's demands for Tito were to make apology videos to him, [[The Wallflower]] and [[Sony]]. He was also told to give $1,000, but Chris later removed this demand, presumably since he realized it would be outright extortion. In response, Tito made an video where he dubbed a voice over of him apologizing to Chris over a video of a fat guy jiggling his belly.

=== Thorg ===

Thorg was the next target of Chris's holy war against the trolls. He was convicted of putting up a billboard calling Chris a [[homo]]. His tasks were to put up another billboard in New York calling Chris straight and deleting pages from the CWCki.

Thorg didn't give in to these demands, so Chris revealed his information. Thorg was apparently a man named Jeremy Slonwhite from Vancouver, Canada who worked at a GameStop and doesn't believe in a god. Of course, this dox was inaccurate but Chris believed it to be true, making [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|two]] [[Victory Rockout|more videos]] to rub it in Thorg's face.

=== Alec Benson Leary ===

Even after 2 years, Chris couldn't get over the Asperchu comics, all this pent up rage was used for doxing Alec. He demanded Alec make an apology video and leave the internet before 31 August 2011.

When Alec did not give in, Chris claimed his real name was "Christopher Paul Whitney" from San Antonio, Texas, Also known as the YouTuber "Fatman" but unluckily the dox wasn't accurate.
Fatman other than having a totally different voice from Alec's, is from Rutland, Vermont. Fatman later acknowledged this video and called Chris a dumbass.

===Jack Thaddeus===

Next in line was Jack himself; his criminal record included making Chris [[Chris humps his PS3|hump]] his PS3, forcing him to [[It's UGH!|sing OK2BGay]], and worst of all; adding [[Homos|pro-LGBT]] ads to his precious [[CWCipedia]].

Chris revealed his real name was Ahuviya and that he was a communist transgender. Chris insults him by calling him a homosexual while wearing women's clothes and makeup. In reality, Jack 'Ahuviya' Thaddeus is a lolcow.

=== BlueSpike ===

The last person to be threatened before the abrupt end of the saga. Chris wanted to dox BlueSpike for creating the Julllaayy meme and increasing the percentage of finding clay in Chris's ass to 100%.

Chris revealed his real name was David from California. His demands for David were to apologize to him and leave the internet.

BlueSpike never released a video due to him being busy writing a summary for To Kill a Mockingbird to pass his [[English]] class. Chris too never responded after this due to [[Bob]]'s death marking the end of this saga.

===Jeff/Francine Ouzuo===

Jeff Ouzuo also known by his tomgirl name Francine, was subject to a round of doxing by Chris in 2015 for [[Liquid Chris|impersonating Chris]] to [[Un-clit|con lesbians into having sex]], [[Jimmy Hill|selling unauthorised Sonichu merch]] and creating [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]].

Jeff apparently was a [[transgender]] who wasn't transitioning very well, lived in Seattle, Washington after running away from Pittsburgh<ref>[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]</ref> due to being scared away by [[Niggos|black men]] asking for directions. He also liked to pour lemon juice into his urethra and was arrested for urinating in a children's playground.<Ref>[[I Am me; He is not]]</ref>

=== Others ===
Many who attempt to [[White knight|help]], [[Ween|troll]], [[Enablers|support]] or [[The Wallflower|befriend]] Chris have gotten their private information leaked online, either by Chris himself or one of his many weens.

* LittleAmyChan of the CWCProtectsquad had her face revealed by Chris, as he felt she looked like a troll.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Is LittleAmychan a troll?]]</ref>
* [[Megan]]'s address, phone number and photographs were put up on Chris's Facebook when he suddenly felt she was to blame for all his trolling.
* Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, was also doxed when he complained about not receiving his goods on time.<ref>[[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref>
* The Wallflower had a lot of her information leaked on this very CWCki by trolls when Chris mistakenly revealed her pen name on a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level.

=== Chandler's list ===
[[File:Chandlers list.png|thumb|200px|Coming soon.]]
A reboot of the Calling Out Saga began on [[Twitter]] in June 2020 when Chris said he will be exposing people who "talk smack and shit behind [his] back online".<ref name=june></ref> He started this crazy crusade a few days later by listing the usernames of the supposed wrongdoers. He continued "doxing" almost a month later, this time by posting screen-caps of a list of people consisting of [[weens]], [[A-Logging|a-logs]], [[white knights]] and [[enablers]], plus a handful of non-[[Unholy Tetrad|Tetrad]] artists, gamers and YouTubers, including OneyNG, who has made [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)#OneyPlays|frequent reference]] to Chris and ''Sonichu'' over the years.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Chandler's List]]</ref> Due to the proximity of his reemergence, it is heavily theorized in Christorian and enabler communities that [[Jacob Sockness]] has a role in making the list due to him pulling a similar stunt that failed in [[November 2019]].

It seems Chris still has not learned what a dox is, since all this accomplished was giving the people from the Unholy Tetrad more exposure - something that many of them crave. The only thing this may accomplish is Chris having to deal with more weens typing “[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAY]]” or “[[Job|Get a Job]]” to be on the next list: he also called the list a dox, despite only consisting of online handles with no personally identifying information.

One more thing to note is that Chris thinks websites that follow his antics are filled with lunatics who will dox anyone he mentions. It’s also confirmed that no one on the lists has been blocked by him, meaning that he accomplished nothing.

==Self-doxing==
{{see also|14 Branchland Court#Chris and his address}}

Chris has often doxed himself, such as by dropping his address or phone number in posts and videos. His reasons for doxing himself vary, he may dox himself to prove to others that he is the one and only Christian Chandler living in 14 Branchland Court. He has also doxed himself while challenging trolls to come to his house to fight him. He also gives out his address and phone number to any potential gal-pal over the internet without thinking twice.

==See also==
*[[Chris and the Internet]]

==References==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}

Dox

2020-08-27T18:37:04Z

Lilgunter:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade.|Chris on doxing.<ref name=june>[[June 2020 social media posts#Fantasy on exposing the trolls]]</ref>}}

[[File:ChrisDoxNames.jpeg|thumb|200px|Excerpt from a list of people Chris "doxed" for being "backtalkers" (in actuality, the list only contains their online handles). Note YouTuber OneyNG's presence on the list.]]
[[File:Chandlers list.png|thumb|200px|How Chris sees his doxxing list.]]

'''Doxing''' is the release of private or identifying information with malicious intent. While Chris does have malicious intent, he fails at the identifying part as most if not all of the information he gives out is false.
Chris believes doxing is a direct ticket to trolling and therefore (tries to) leak information on his enemies not realizing that he is either being fed false information the entire time, or making gigantic leaps to conclusions along the way.

==Chris's attempts at doxing==

=== Clyde Cash ===

Chris was told that a picture of Lee Hotti was Clyde's real face by [[lordsillynipples]]. Chris, being a naïve idiot, believed this and made an [[Secret Weapon|expose video on Clyde]].

=== Surfshack Tito===

Surfshack Tito incurred the wrath of Chris during the [[Calling Out]] saga, as he had stolen Chris's gal-pal (read: shown her how horrible Chris is) and used [[Manipulation|social engineering]] to access his [[PSN]] account.

Chris's demands for Tito were to make apology videos to him, [[The Wallflower]] and [[Sony]]. He was also told to give $1,000, but Chris later removed this demand, presumably since he realized it would be outright extortion. In response, Tito made an video where he dubbed a voice over of him apologizing to Chris over a video of a fat guy jiggling his belly.

=== Thorg ===

Thorg was the next target of Chris's holy war against the trolls. He was convicted of putting up a billboard calling Chris a [[homo]]. His tasks were to put up another billboard in New York calling Chris straight and deleting pages from the CWCki.

Thorg didn't give in to these demands, so Chris revealed his information. Thorg was apparently a man named Jeremy Slonwhite from Vancouver, Canada who worked at a GameStop and doesn't believe in a god. Of course, this dox was inaccurate but Chris believed it to be true, making [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|two]] [[Victory Rockout|more videos]] to rub it in Thorg's face.

=== Alec Benson Leary ===

Even after 2 years, Chris couldn't get over the Asperchu comics, all this pent up rage was used for doxing Alec. He demanded Alec make an apology video and leave the internet before 31 August 2011.

When Alec did not give in, Chris claimed his real name was "Christopher Paul Whitney" from San Antonio, Texas, Also known as the YouTuber "Fatman" but unluckily the dox wasn't accurate.
Fatman other than having a totally different voice from Alec's, is from Rutland, Vermont. Fatman later acknowledged this video and called Chris a dumbass.

===Jack Thaddeus===

Next in line was Jack himself; his criminal record included making Chris [[Chris humps his PS3|hump]] his PS3, forcing him to [[It's UGH!|sing OK2BGay]], and worst of all; adding [[Homos|pro-LGBT]] ads to his precious [[CWCipedia]].

Chris revealed his real name was Ahuviya and that he was a communist transgender. Chris insults him by calling him a homosexual while wearing women's clothes and makeup. In reality, Jack 'Ahuviya' Thaddeus is a lolcow.

=== BlueSpike ===

The last person to be threatened before the abrupt end of the saga. Chris wanted to dox BlueSpike for creating the Julllaayy meme and increasing the percentage of finding clay in Chris's ass to 100%.

Chris revealed his real name was David from California. His demands for David were to apologize to him and leave the internet.

BlueSpike never released a video due to him being busy writing a summary for To Kill a Mockingbird to pass his [[English]] class. Chris too never responded after this due to [[Bob]]'s death marking the end of this saga.

===Jeff/Francine Ouzuo===

Jeff Ouzuo also known by his tomgirl name Francine, was subject to a round of doxing by Chris in 2015 for [[Liquid Chris|impersonating Chris]] to [[Un-clit|con lesbians into having sex]], [[Jimmy Hill|selling unauthorised Sonichu merch]] and creating [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]].

Jeff apparently was a [[transgender]] who wasn't transitioning very well, lived in Seattle, Washington after running away from Pittsburgh<ref>[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]</ref> due to being scared away by [[Niggos|black men]] asking for directions. He also liked to pour lemon juice into his urethra and was arrested for urinating in a children's playground.<Ref>[[I Am me; He is not]]</ref>

=== Others ===
Many who attempt to [[White knight|help]], [[Ween|troll]], [[Enablers|support]] or [[The Wallflower|befriend]] Chris have gotten their private information leaked online, either by Chris himself or one of his many weens.

* LittleAmyChan of the CWCProtectsquad had her face revealed by Chris, as he felt she looked like a troll.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Is LittleAmychan a troll?]]</ref>
* [[Megan]]'s address, phone number and photographs were put up on Chris's Facebook when he suddenly felt she was to blame for all his trolling.
* Mr. Smith, an eBay buyer, was also doxed when he complained about not receiving his goods on time.<ref>[[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Situation]]</ref>
* The Wallflower had a lot of her information leaked on this very CWCki by trolls when Chris mistakenly revealed her pen name on a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level.

=== Chandler's list ===
A reboot of the Calling Out Saga began on [[Twitter]] in June 2020 when Chris said he will be exposing people who "talk smack and shit behind [his] back online".<ref name=june></ref> He started this crazy crusade a few days later by listing the usernames of the supposed wrongdoers. He continued "doxing" almost a month later, this time by posting screen-caps of a list of people consisting of [[weens]], [[A-Logging|a-logs]], [[white knights]] and [[enablers]], plus a handful of non-[[Unholy Tetrad|Tetrad]] artists, gamers and YouTubers, including OneyNG, who has made [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)#OneyPlays|frequent reference]] to Chris and ''Sonichu'' over the years.<ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Chandler's List]]</ref> Due to the proximity of his reemergence, it is heavily theorized in Christorian and enabler communities that [[Jacob Sockness]] has a role in making the list due to him pulling a similar stunt that failed in [[November 2019]].

It seems Chris still has not learned what a dox is, since all this accomplished was giving the people from the Unholy Tetrad more exposure - something that many of them crave. The only thing this may accomplish is Chris having to deal with more weens typing “[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAY]]” or “[[Job|Get a Job]]” to be on the next list: he also called the list a dox, despite only consisting of online handles with no personally identifying information.

One more thing to note is that Chris thinks websites that follow his antics are filled with lunatics who will dox anyone he mentions. It’s also confirmed that no one on the lists has been blocked by him, meaning that he accomplished nothing.

==Self-doxing==
{{see also|14 Branchland Court#Chris and his address}}

Chris has often doxed himself, such as by dropping his address or phone number in posts and videos. His reasons for doxing himself vary, he may dox himself to prove to others that he is the one and only Christian Chandler living in 14 Branchland Court. He has also doxed himself while challenging trolls to come to his house to fight him. He also gives out his address and phone number to any potential gal-pal over the internet without thinking twice.

==See also==
*[[Chris and the Internet]]

==References==
<references/>

{{The Internet}}

File:Chandlers list.png

2020-08-27T18:26:50Z

Lilgunter:

Discord

2020-08-15T10:30:06Z

Lilgunter: /* Time Traveling */

:''This article is about the chat app. For the imaginary friend from My Little Pony, see [[Imaginary friends#Discord|Imaginary friends]].''

:''For the CWCki's Discord server [https://discord.gg/b5GU9cz click here]''

'''Discord''' is a chat messaging service Chris has used since at least 2018.
==Groups==
===Idea Guys===
The [[Idea Guys]] used Discord to chat with Chris, role-playing as various fictional characters to him, who believed he was chatting directly with those characters. An unknown number of chats took place; after the Idea Guys were ousted, the [[Guard Dogs]] later leaked two such chats - [[The Bad Beginning]] and [[Cryzel Torture]].

===Fantasy enablers===
Chris joined ViviChu's server in September 2018<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-2018-chris-joins-a-fans-discord.47701/</ref> and [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s in July 2019<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5079360</ref>. Ben Saint invited Chris to his Discord in [[September 2019]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5371310</ref>. Chris joined the '''arbitarch cwc alliance'''[''sic''] Discord server, run by [[enablers]] such as [[AquaDiamond8]], in fall 2019.

The bulk of the chats center on Chris [[role-play]]ing with the enablers feeding into his fantasies.

It is also worth mentioning that, while it may seem tempting to join the "arbitarch" server out of curiosity, several people on Twitter have commented on Chris's posts about it, revealing some troubling aspects of the server; not only are the admins and mods [[CWCville Mayoral Office|notoriously power-hungry and dictatorial]], but in order to take part, users must 'verify' their Discord accounts through a rather shady bot which requests access to user data, including any other servers the user is a member of.

===ProjectSNT===
In [[January 2020]], Chris paid to join [[ProjectSNT]]'s Discord group, in an apparent attempt to get his foot in the door after she had given him the cold shoulder over Twitter in response to a tantrum he threw over her redesign of one of his characters.

===Official CWCki Server===
On 10 August 2020, Chris joined the Official CWCki Server after being convinced to do so by a gatekeeper. He has since made two public addresses to the server members [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|(as Sonichu)]], the first informing everyone that he and Barb are safe and healthy, and the second vaguely alluding to his plan to [[COVID-19#Stopping_the_pandemic|travel back in time and prevent the COVID-19 pandemic from ever happening.]] Through the gatekeeper, Chris also answered several questions asked by users.

Chris was banned from the server on 14 August. Before doing so, a moderator released a public statement explaining their rationale:

{{quote|In the last few days lots have happend [sic] in this server. Chris has joined this place for starters. This was met with mixed reception. The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies. And due to this it has been decided to give Chris his own server where he may do as he pleases.|A server [[User:Klop|Jerkhief]]}}

An invite link to the referenced server was posted below the message, but setup was unfinished and Chris had not yet joined, and the link was quickly removed once the server became infested with [[weens]].

==Discord selfies==
To provide proof of his Discord account's legitimacy, Chris takes poorly-photographed selfies to post in the servers upon entering.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC Discord1.jpg|For Vivichu's Discord, September 2018.
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 2.jpg
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 3.jpg
File:Chris-Chan-Discord July 2019.jpg|For [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s Discord, July 2019.
File:ChrisonDiscordSeptember2019.jpg|For [[Ben Saint]]'s Discord, September 2019.
File:September 2019 Discord selfie2.jpg
File:Children of Kefentse Discord selfie.jpg|For [[TSSSF|Children of Kefentse]] Discord, October 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|For the VoidZine server, [[March 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==Names and avatars==
Chris has occasionally changed his name and avatar.

<center><gallery>
File:Chris joins SNT's Server.png|Original "ChrisChanSonichu" name and avatar.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Changed to reflect his belief that [[Magi-Chan]] had [[possessed]] him in [[August 2019]].
File:Sonichu982-9390.png|Changed to Sonichu theme during [[April 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==Select quotes==
Screenshots of Chris's messages have been leaked. Highlights are quoted below.

===Barbara's trip to the ER===
19 October 2019, Midnight Moonflower's server

{{quotebox|I'm faring okay. I've been feeling a LOT of psychic senses going off and on all day today while being out on errand and grocery shopping. Also, my [[mom]] had a bit of high blood pressure and asked me to drive her to the ER; they found nothing wrong with her It is likely a combination of stress and the incoming magic energies from [[C-197]].}}

===Possible MLP cons===
27 October 2019, [[TSSSF|Children of Kefentse]] server

''Only Chris's side of the conversation was archived. Unbeknownst to him, Seaquestria Fest has him on a preemptive [[ban]] list.''

{{quotebox|Still a remainder of basic Ship cards to figure out to match the number in the Core deck Perhaps I may play with you at BABSCon.

At least I am mostly set for the event and travel planning,

I'll check out Trotcon; perhaps I can fit that in as well. At least there is plenty of time until 2020

There's also AirBnB.

What is the name of the new Maryland Convention?

That's in California

Seaquestria Fest

https://www.seaquestriafest.com/}}

===Body-swapped with Tri===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I had [[body-swap]]ped with Tri Sonichu to work on a number of planned setups for getting Magi-Chan back into [[1218]] and/or myself, fully, into [[C-197]]. 1 had to swap back with Tri earlier today, because his aura, And his body, have just become fully chakra-balanced and overpowered; he is Rainbow Aura too, now.

So, for this total sync-up for himself, he needed to be fully together again. And I helped him get there with my abilities, and pre-existing Rainbow Aura of my own I will tell you this: The [[Rokat]] and [[Kidasuna]] really do have such a crazy slavery problem. After experiencing it first-hand, personally, under Magi-Chan and Tri's temp job in the VR Simulator that allows their avatar to go between dimensions. The co-workers I was working with were toughened, yet they all were simply Just Soo Tired of not only being Slaves, but for not getting paid for their work. They only get paid in nourishment and rest during their breaks in between shifts. It is simply horrific.}}

===Complicated view of Jacob Sockness===
''Note: the "interview of Jacob" Chris mentions is an interview by GiBi, seen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhV7At8N4x4 here], in which Sockness discusses his demonic fantasies.''

26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server
{{quotebox|I am emotionally still caring of Jacob, and remain aware of his future self-sacrifice, but I will not have to be in too-close contact with him anymore,

I sense the Interview of Jacob, that we've been hearing about lately, is possibly falsified, but it still woke me out of the infatuation I had, in mind, body and soul.

I still have yet to read the transcript of that interview.

As [[AquaDiamond8|Aqua and Val]] had put it, he was a messenger of kidasuna, and he didn't know everything, yet he knew a lot with the help of Michiro. So, we've been putting up with him in the selected fated events in order to learn and attain what we needed to proceed further}}

===Dimensional hot dog===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I can actually manifest what comes to mind in the [[C-197]] side, including recently, where I was curious how a fried hot dog wiener would taste like, I manifested it into my hand, appearing only in C-197 and in my view. I was able to taste it and feel it's texture fully. It's not bad an idea, but still a fattening one that I would not pursue constantly.

I literally took a bite out of that hot dog.}}

===Fragments of Chris's soul===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I've been focusing my energies and soul Everywhere, and in down time, focusing it in simpler tasks, including making the TSSSF cards.

My soul literally gets force-projected multiple times, divided, simultaneously, and so forth to Help As Many Individuals As Possible from pains and stresses and towards positive events.

One percent goes to help a mountain climber survive

One percent plays Guardian Angel to someone else

One Percent helps a child with their test

That is the way it has been with me for YEARS.}}

===Chris has a paypig===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

A member asked Chris about how his financial situation was going.

{{quotebox|Fair, can get better. Strictly Confidential, I have a Very Generous Donor who donates greatly and consistently during the months.}}

===BABScon plans===
26 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|Anyway, I have my badge, and a room reserved in the building the convention is in. I will still need to plan the train trip and remaining details, but so far, it is going good (not counting Jacob at all).}}

===Still desperate for the Dimensional Merge===

29 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|I am not fully knowing of the final instance and moment in detail, but it is very soon. Someone on Twitter commented possibly February of 2020, but we are very optimistic it will be long before then. The [[Dimension Merge]] completion. As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP.}}

===Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years===

29 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|And dying is not happening with me; I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years. Anyway I pray every night that I wake up the next day fully in C-197, also transformed into my Sonichu form. And snapping my fingers after the prayer does send my body a tingling in the frequency vibrations.}}

===Chris's day-to-day life===

29 November 2019, arbitarch cwc alliance server

{{quotebox|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking and bursts of Fast running speed on impulse. My typical walking pace is comparable to that of a speed-walker, and yet I'm not speed-walking, and I don't get tired out.

Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).}}

===<s>Chris</s> Sonichu addresses Official CWCki Server===

10 August 2020, Official CWCki Server

{{quotebox|Hello, @everyone. It is I, Sonichu. Some details are consciously uncertain to me at the moment, but all will become more clear and I will able to share more with all of you.

Meanwhile, listen well to @Lainchu (klop), Val and Bismuth as they will brief everyone on here soon with some of the details you all need to know of the events to come, and the events so far and present .

Regardless, I continue to be safe, healthy and well, and so are Barbara and everyone else here. You all need not fret, and I am most humbled and grateful for all of you being in service out of kindness and loyalty, regardless of trolling status and levels.

I will speak again on here later. That is all for now. Thank you. ⚡⚡⚡}}

===Time Traveling===

12 August 2020, Official CWCki Server

{{quotebox|Hello, @everyone. I have something to tell all of you: in regard to everything that has happened and are happening in regard to not only the Dimension Merge, but also in that I am to get this body into C-197 and to Cwcville, and the greater details beyond that that involve me going back in time and undoing this pandemic from ever happening. I wish to make it very direct and clear that this is very sincere and serious, and when talking with me about it, it is not at all to be in humoring anyone. And I am very well aware of the percentage of those who think it a joke when it clearly is not at all. In other words, to talk with me means to talk with sincerity and full acceptance of the situations. I will not accept or tolerate [[Welfare|Neet]] behaviour, or any disingenuous mentality and intentions.}}

{{quotebox|[[Messiah complex|I pray to Chris Chan]] that I have made myself clear to all of you.}}

{{quotebox|That is all for now. Thank you}}

===Answering Mailbag in CWCki Server===

On 13th of August, Chris ([[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|as Sonichu]]) answered some questions that were posted on the server through a gatekeeper, Chris seemed to treat it like a mailbag. Notably, Chris offers more information than the people asked for, and some questions aren't there. Chris's answers are in yellow, gatekeeper commentary is in green, and questions are in orange.

{{quoteboxorange|I know it's not likely that CWC will answer me but I would love to know what each of these sonichus/rosechus (Sonichu,Rosechu,Blake,Wild,Magichan,Bubbles, Angelica and Punchies) favourite animals are and what kind of natural (non man-made) environment punchy feels most at home in}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Weirdly worded, but I get it.

I take it they're asking of animals that are existent in this dimension, and not other Pokemon, Digimon, or what they consider to be a

"Fictional Character"?

But I get it, and I shall answer it.

Angelica likes eagles.

Blake likes big rats (preferably those that aren't hanging out in dumps and sewers).

Wild likes monkeys and apes.

Bubbles likes elephants and dolphins.

Punchy likes kangaroos.

Rosey likes rabbits.

Magi-Chan likes mongoose.

And I like rabbits, too.

Punchy feels comfortable and most at home in quiet places with nature sounds, or a dojo or temple by a forest (that is when he is not at home

binging anime or whatever comedy show is on TV.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Can sonichu only make yellow lightning? or is he able to make different colored lightning?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I can make white, yellow and even blue lightning; Mama tends to default to colouring any lightning she draws yellow, regardless.

I am not a big fan of Magikarp or Gyarados (I still have my PTSD moment from that time I almost drowned in the lake).

At least the Mega Gyarados doesn't come a knocking in my dreams too often these days.

That's a heavy project that will have to wait for her return; she will have made a plan on doing so by then.

She has considered commenting on Gino's documentary, at least the highlights.}}

{{quoteboxorange|Have you seen the mad max movies, and if so, what do you think of them?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Rosey and I saw them, but Mama has not, yet she has seen clips through some of WatchMojo's videos. It's an all right movie.}}

{{quoteboxorange|CWC, when you go back in time do you plan to undo anything else or will that alter the time stream too much? If you do plan to alter something else what will it be?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mainly, undoing the [[COVID-19#Stopping_the_pandemic|Corona Virus]] from ever leaking out; not much else from before the date of that event at all.}}

Chris then answers a question that didn't seem to originate from the Official CWCki Discord, about his [[Undated_Discord_leaks#Playlist|leaked playlist]]:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'll share the full playlist screen caps later, but it is a mix of most every genre, except heavy metal (with the one exception being Dethklok's "Thunderhorse"); the majority of which in the past and/or present resonated to create a vibration, like that when someone transforms into their super form. Other favourites, aside from that, and some new age relaxation and meditation tracks, along with a few other functional tracks as well.}}

Next is another answer to a question that is unavailable, asking how Sonichus can talk:

{{quoteboxyellow|Firstly, there is literally a TM that can teach ANY Pokemon to speak the local languages (and can go multi-lingual with other-country speech TMs as well). All of us special Sonichus and special Rosechus are capable of learning and speaking local human speech without the need for a TM, even to the point where it just comes natural. And we pass that down to our children as well. Those who are not special, though, by default do not learn or speak human in the wild. The trainer who has a Sonichu and/or Rosechu can use a TM to teach them to speak. Between all of us Sonichus and Rosechus, though, rather or not we speak the human speech, we can still understand each other and communicate as normal, as we would with other Pokemon and animals by default. Those from the wild or had trainer(s) who end up domesticating themselves to reside and work with others, by their individual choice, likely will buy a TM to learn to speak human.
There are countless Special and domesticated regular Sonichus and Rosechus that have not yet been chronicled by Chris Chan, herself, but fortunately, we also have everyone around this world in this dimension able to access C-197 and find at least one who lives amongst us, or in other alt-dimensions and alt-timelines, regardless, and draw/chronicle them out as they individually will.
For the extra detail, though:

When using said TM, it does not overwrite any of the other moves the Pokemon knows in their attack set in any of the games. On that, out of literally all of us Pokemon, we actually keep all of our moves; we do not forget any of the moves we learn, generally.

It's just the limit the programmers put into the games that only makes us seem restricted from your point of view, as the player.

Level-Up Moves, Taught Moves; we can learn them and use them.

We need not delete any of our moves.

Lickitung never forgets Lick.

Oh, I forgot to mention.

Many trainers realize and learn from other trainers that to teach their Pokemon to speak human speech has its drawbacks, especially if the Pokemon they teach to talk has a lot of grief and a colourful language they might have picked up from their trainer.

It is possible to teach many Pokemon to talk, but most of the time, in C-197, the trainers are not likely to purchase or use this TM. And those who do teach only their best buddy and closest Pokemon partner, and let them speak for and on behalf the remaining team.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|[End of mailbag]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|[Cwc lurks this chat answers selectively I'm just an intermediate]}}

==See also==
*[[Mumble]]

==External links==
*[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5814111 The full leak of Chris's Discord messages from the arbitarch cwc alliance server, totaling 42 pictures].
*[https://discord.gg/TpjY22r arbitarch cwc alliance server invite] (invite no longer works, thankfully)

==References==
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{{FanChats}}

August 2020

2020-08-13T22:59:23Z

Lilgunter:

{{Ongoing}}
August is the eighth month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continues.

==Highlights==
* '''2 August''' - [[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)|A scrapped interview]] from [[September 2017]], between Chris and the [[Internet Dream Lounge]], is leaked.
* '''6 August''' - '''[[Chris's Last Will and Testament]]''' is recorded; he announces that upon leaving for dimension [[C-197]], his possessions are to be left to [[MKRNightVee|Meghan Kathleen Ringo]] and [[Kevin Fairchild]] and that [[Barbara]] is to allow Kevin to move into the [[house]].
* '''10 August''' - Chris joins the CWCki Discord and '''[[2020 Discord leaks|a large number of images are leaked]]''' on the Discord, ranging from pictures of conversations between Chris and weens to new pictures of Chris's room.
* '''11 August''' - The full version of [[Tour of Chris's House III]] is leaked.

==See Also==

*[[August 2020 social media posts]]
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August 2020

2020-07-31T15:17:33Z

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{{Ongoing}}
August is the eighth month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continues.

==Highlights==

==See Also==

*[[August 2020 social media posts]]
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2020-07-27T11:13:45Z

Lilgunter:

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July 2020 social media posts

2020-07-26T17:21:20Z

Lilgunter:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[July 2020]].

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

==Jacob sex obsessions==

July 1/3

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxgreen|I can help myself that I love hugs so much. I'll more to be sweet and innocent to a certain someone. If not the most heavenly goddess, I need to chase something, I'm lonely and short a few millions sales of hugs.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu You have a son. A freind I have in Sunnyvale just visited a women who confessed to having your son to him. They live in San Jose, CA. The child looks like you, he's 10 years old later this year. I got contacted via text that Mia Ham is in San Jose under another name with a 10 year old. He bought time with her and payed $500. Her price has gone up significantly since Chris Chan, the fame is gotten her money. If they are still in San Jose, I intend to meet them somehow, but they might move on before life returns to normal. This all came by total surprise. Ben paid them well. So they will do well over this month. I'll see of Ben can get more info. I am going to bed.}}
{{quoteboxyellow|Jake, you can shut up on all this right now. The facts are obvious and against your claims.

Firstly: Mama Chris Chan did indeed have only two instances of sexual intercourse in the span of one week in the same month: [[April 2012|April, 2012]]. That was with the kind woman who was traveling who went by the surname, [[Mia]].

Second: A while back, months to over a year ago, a young adult male who was Mama's son, literally from the future, came to personally visit and meet her. That was [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|that one video of him with the mask and white ensemble outfit with the word of prophecy and warning]].

Third: Mia was on birth control of her own volition; that information was not directly revealed, but it was obvious. Also, Mama wore a [[raincoat|condom]] both times. So the chances of Mia getting knocked up at that time are very slim, but possible and highly slim.

And Lastly: Given a nine month period to even make the conception from the time of intercourse would mark any birth from Mama's essence to be around [[January 2013|January, 2013]]. And the child would be more than Seven Years Old today, and no more.

Therefore, all of your information is false, and, once again, you can shut the hell up about this bull shit. End of discussion. ⚡⚡⚡
}}

==Animu==
July 3

{{quoteboxyellow|Just to comment, Rosey and I have just finished binging the series of [[Wikipedia:Star vs. the Forces of Evil|#StarVstheForcesofEvil]] on @disneyplus; it was very satisfying. There is a lovely depiction of something like the [[Dimension Merge]] in it. I loved the ship between Star and Marco, and how it ended

Presently, Rosey, [[Cryzel]] and I are now checking out [[Wikipedia:BNA: Brand New Animal|#BNA]] on @netflix; this is a very good anime so far.}}
==July 4==
July 4

{{quoteboxyellow|Happy #IndependenceDay2020, everyone. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Dillin==
July 4

Replying to Dillin Thomas (DHT) (@DHTDillinThomas), whose Tweets are protected:
{{quoteboxyellow|So, it was You who chronicled Omelette, Dillin. And Bowsette was already hard enough on us as Bowser’s daughter. She’s been a pain in all of our sides along with all of the other villains, yet she’s more of a cunning neiusance. That’s another chip on my shoulder against you.⚡⚡}}

==Chris tells Jacob to get help==
July 5

Jacob Sockness AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu Letting you know the portal on my end is closed. I retired from magic until the [[COVID-19|FAKEdemic]] ends. I can't reopen it until my mind is somehow healed. Nothing I have here can heal my mind and soul. All my light is gone right now.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Jacob, you have done very well on your end. You do need to seek help. There is a website I can recommend https://goodrx.com/treatment to get you help through the Internet for the time being.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|After all the shit I've done, your more a friends than anyone in my family right now. If I could drive, I'd go from free state to free state to maintain contact with humans. A mood stabilizer for now is better than nothing. Thanks.

I'll contact them Monday. I'll research it tomorrow. Thanks for the help.
}}

==BoredSleepyGirl==
July 6

In response to an enabler who made a drawing of [[Sonichu]]

{{quoteboxyellow|Simple, effective, and to the point: I like it. 😊⚡️⚡️}}

==Chandler's List==
July 8

Continuing a thread from June when Sonichu said that "The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers who have been speaking bad of Chris Chan Sonichu within up to the past decade."

{{quoteboxyellow|Been delayed due to the events and being linked to them, but here are the lists for even more of the back-talkers.

[[File:Names1.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names2.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names3.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names4.jpeg|200px]]

So, do what you will with this dox bunch.

[[File:Names5.jpeg|200px]] [[File:Names6.jpeg|200px]]
}}
==Jewels etc==
July 9

In response to a giveaway for semi-precious stones..

{{quoteboxyellow|We’ve got a lovely assortment of crystals and gems here; there is lots of magic and genuine power here. ⚡⚡

[[File:July 2020 jewels.jpeg|500px]] }}

==CosmicKeyframe ==
July 12

CosmicKeyframe:

{{Quoteboxred|Im not okay. Im trying to be okay, but Im not.

Doing my best, but Im tired and Im sick and I just want to be better.

maybe Ill stream today to distract myself, I dont know, we'll see. Im just sorry if Im not normal.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Stay strong, Key. Optimism, strong will, and laughter will help stave off the ailment, as well as some rest. I have faith Golden is keeping you in good company and care. Stay awesome. }}
==Jacob==
July 15

as above, so below (@JacobSockness):

{{Quoteboxgreen|I proved my power and summoned real spirits that I can photograph. I have to admit you have some power. You predicted the god's power I used to rape China with Uvachau the God of Domination and Ego.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I am only going to tell you this once, Jacob: I am not taking credit for anything at all. You need to cool your head off. Hating on others is not okay at all. I’m sorry, Dude, but I needed to say my piece about you. Mama has not broken up with you; that is not my call to make.

But know you have no control over her, and you have no control over me. And Mama still cares about Kidasuna and its people as well. My statement was not directed at anyone, other than you, Jacob. ⚡⚡⚡ }}

Argni (@The13collectiv):

{{Quoteboxred|Oh sonichu, Christine and Jakob are dating ?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No. At least, not yet. }}

==Creepy comment to female artist==
July 15

🐰Christine Usagi🐰 (@Fluffy_TG)'s tweet:

{{quoteboxwhite|Without cheating how old have you assumed I am this entire time?}}

Chris's reply:

{{quoteboxyellow|Honestly, Mama [[Pedofork|thought you were roughly veering on 18 or 21]]; entering young adulthood, and cute enough to still get away at times.}}

Fluffy_TG then blocked Chris.

In a comment to another fan, Fluffy_TG stated she was in her early thirties.

==invisible with a medallion==
July 14-16

TheOdd1sOut (@theodd1sout):

{{Quoteboxorange|Image [If I turned invisible and put my hand over a necklace I was wearing, would the necklace disappear also?]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|If you turned invisible with a medallion on, the medallion will turn invisible with you most of the time.

On that, though, it will turn invisible if the medallion is enchanted as typical; an unenchanted medallion will remain visible. In other words: if the medallion does allow you to change your own form, then it will become invisible when you do. }}
==Jacob 2==
July 18

as above, so below (@JacobSockness):

{{Quoteboxgreen|I created the ultimate ritual and I think it worked. Sonichu is here. The room got really hot and smelled like sulfur, but it's the very same being I channeled before.

Magi-Chan is 100% real and I've got my usual proof. Than ks Jubali for the love boost the other night.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dude. Just because you stained a few cards with blood, it does not make you a blood brother to ANY of us, especially me, Magi-Chan and Mama Chris Chan. All you did was greatly offend me, Jacob. 😠⚡

And for everyone’s reference: yes, Jake did pay in full in legitimate purchase of the Autographed card set. What he did here was more offensive than that time Mama was selling her extra Rare Pokemon cards, sold her Shining Raichu card to a kid, and then he ripped it in half. 😠⚡}}
==VICE==
July 21

DaftPina (@DaftPina):

{{Quoteboxorange|Fine Vice, I'll watch it. 🙄 [video showing [[Geno Samuel]]'s documentary as being on VICE]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Acknowledged: watched it on Geno’s Channel. ⚡⚡⚡ }}

The tweet by VICE was actually fake and tweet is 4 months old.
==Pokemon GO fest==
July 26

{{quoteboxyellow|On Guard! ⚡⚡⚡

[[Pokémon GO|#PokemonGOFest2020]]

[[File:July2020pokemongofest1.jpg|200px]] [[File:July2020pokemongofest2.jpg|200px]]}}
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2020-07-26T17:08:49Z

Lilgunter:

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2020-07-26T17:08:32Z

Lilgunter:

Chris and death

2020-07-23T09:26:44Z

Lilgunter: /* Suicide */

{{Quote|Sometimes I remember her, but I have moved on.|[[Chris]] on the late [[PandaHalo]].<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|And dying is not happening with me; I'm set to stay alive for thousands of years.|Chris, over 10 years later, being absolutely delusional on [[Discord]].<ref>[[Discord#Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years]]</ref>}}

[[Image:PattiLuv.jpg|thumb|Rest in peace...?]]

'''Death''' is a concept that Chris has a notably hard time understanding and/or coping with, be it the death of a [[Bob Chandler|human]] or an [[Patti Chandler|animal]], or even a [[Simonla Rosechu|fictional character]].

His poor reactions to death most likely come from Chris's near-inability to emphasize (a common symptom of [[autism]]), and childish thought patterns. Children often don't understand death, usually just thinking it's "like sleeping forever", "just leaving", or in recent years, "merged with their counterpart from [[C-197]]." Chris, being a child inside, can only resort to these clumsy analogies to understand death.

Here are the departed souls, in order from earliest to latest:

==Deaths==

===Various ancestors===
Chris claimed that, at Aunt Corrina's funeral, his ancestors wished him a safe [[Ohio trip|trip to Ohio]] to meet Julie.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

===Passengers of ''[[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|RMS Titanic]]'' (d. 1912)===
In 1912, famous passenger liner ''Titanic'' hit an iceberg on its maiden voyage from Southampton, England to New York, and resulted in the deaths of around 1,600 people. In [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]], Chris insensitively attempts to threaten [[Lars]] by destroying a [[Lego]] version of the Titanic.

===Every single victim of the World Trade Center attacks (d. 2001)===
[[File:Memory-card-15-2.jpg|200px|thumb|A Memory Card noting the tragedy, next to the Dark Arbok Pokémon card Chris had purchased on that day.]]

Chris has a very juvenile understanding of the [[wikipedia:September 11 attacks|September 11, 2001 terror attacks]] and their effect on world history. In the [[Twin Falling Towers]] video of 1 [[November 2009]], Chris makes fun of [[Clyde Cash]] and says that he is as weak as the [[Wikipedia:World Trade Center|Twin Towers]], which were primary targets in the 9/11 attacks. He then pretends that the mouse cursor is crashing into the buildings, complete with sound effects. After heavy criticism for turning a tragedy which killed 3,000 people into a childish joke, Chris [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|apologized]] and insisted his patriotism. He also equated the death of [[Kacey]]'s grandmother, who is said to have died in the attacks, to his dead dog. For literally no reason at all, the date of the attack is included in a time-travel sequence in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].

===Patti Chandler (1988–2006)===
Patti was Chris's pet dog, who died in June 2006. Chris apparently drew a picture of a crying [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] face on the signature confirming the euthanasia process.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Eulogy_for_Patti&diff=4455&oldid=4454 Eulogy for Patti] on the [[CWCipedia]]</ref> As seen in the image used in this article, Patti also appeared in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], immortalized as a furry character named [[Patti-Chan]]. This is particularly disturbing in that Chris has apparently decided to deny his dog the afterlife that he presumably believes in in favor of locking her in his own [[CWCville|personal hell]].

To Chris, her death is the greatest tragedy of his life, which he often compares to the deaths of other people's family members and loved ones. Unsurprisingly, every single person he has said this to has become horribly offended. In [[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]], he equates [[Ryan Cash]]'s death with Patti's, and in the [[Father Call]], he equates the death of [[Matthew Devoria]]'s mother in the 9/11 attacks.

Oddly enough, Patti may have been the only being Chris ever cared about. On the 1-year anniversary of her death, Chris even broke down in tears and had to be consoled by his mother.<ref>[[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007#Chris is sad about Patti|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007]]</ref> By comparison, the "death" of any sweetheart will result in a few days of mourning at best.

It should be noted though that despite all of Chris's fondness for Patti, her memory was still not safe from being [[It's not that cold|defiled by him]].

===RocketFox's Dad (1966–2008)===
RocketFox's Dad used to be an [[alcohol]]ic, but recovered and stayed sober for ten years. However, his liver failed and he passed away in mid-October 2008. When RocketFox asked Chris for advice on how to cope, Chris considered it an "accident" and went on a spiel about how bad alcohol was.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> This is actually the first death during the [[troll]]ing, and it was mentioned to Chris to see how he would react to such news, and as mentioned, Chris did so poorly. Ryan's death and Chris's reaction cemented this.

===[[Sarah Jackson]] (1981–2008)===
A former heartsweet of Chris (and Decepticon) who was killed in a carefully executed plan by [[Optimus Prime]]. Sarah Jackson, like Patti, was used in his comic for a while as "Ms. Jackaras" in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. Unlike Patti, Ms. Jackaras gets the same fate as her non-comic counterpart, and is replaced by her sister, who continues the lesson anyway. None of the ''Sonichu'' characters mourn the loss of their professor.

===Ryan Cash (1996–2008)===
Ryan was Clyde's brother who was a huge fan of the ''Sonichu'' comics. After they were delayed over and over, Ryan fell into a depression and committed suicide. Chris, of course, [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|reacted to this]] in an inconsiderate manner, telling Clyde and his family to "just move on", and marveling at his power to incite suicide. He also suggested that Clyde get a girlfriend who could make him just as happy as Ryan could have, which (disturbing implications aside) indicates that Chris seems to regard people as more or less fungible. This also helps explain why Chris seems to be able to move on so quickly when one of his online "heartsweets" meets some unfortunate demise.

===[[PandaHalo]] (d. 2009?)===
Despite her being hundreds of kilometers away from the [[Brushfire Video|bushfires]], Chris assumed PandaHalo was dead. She is actually alive and kicking but Chris still doesn't know this. Two days after her "death", he went to find another sweetheart to [[mass debate]] to, saying "It's OK though, at least I have a [[Julie|good woman]] who's willing to be by my side at this point."<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

Nine months later, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] featured a special "memorial" to PandaHalo and a sequence in which she dies (off-screen) in a building fire after saving her "Pokemon", [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[BlazeBob Sonichu]], so they wouldn't "burn with" her, not realizing that burning is an incredibly painful way to die.

More recently, Chris "dedicated" all of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to PandaHalo's memory. This would be almost touching, if the alleged dedication didn't wholly consist of how awesome Chris was for using Panda's cover artwork.

===[[Sarah May]]===
After being called "[[Julie]]" multiple times, Sarah May attempted suicide over Mumble.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> Immediately after she went offline, rather than express any concern or try to find a way to stop her, Chris told Julie (who was also in the chat), "I still have you," with a completely emotionless "oh well" attitude. Julie was playing along with Chris, and did not react to Sarah's suicide attempt in any human-like fashion either; yet, it did not occur to Chris that Julie's behavior was ''in any way'' unnatural. Chris then made an [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|immature shout-out]] to her on a YouTube video, with tears faker than all his [[sweetheart]]s combined. The only reason he offered as to why she shouldn't commit suicide was that he would be sad without her.

===[[Aunt Corrina]] (1936–2009)===
Chris's aunt Corrina had her funeral on Chris's birthday, which was also [[wikipedia:Shrove Tuesday|Shrove Tuesday]], a Christian holiday that involves eating pancakes. Needless to say, Chris cared more about the pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt.

When the "I know how to be sad because my dog died" excuse fails, Chris usually follows up with an offhand mention of his Aunt Corrina. If that fails, the deaths of his many sweethearts tends to follow.

===Clyde Cash (1976–2009)===
In early [[2009]], Chris seemed to be aware that Clyde was supposedly dead, though he was suspicious of the idea. Regardless, he [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 18th, 2009|him]], just in case.

===[[BILLY MAYS]] (1958–2009)===
In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris only seems to be upset over people blaming him for MAYS's death, and loudly denies that BILLY had ever been the mayor of CWCville. He doesn't even offer his condolences to MAYS's family. Down the line, Chris selfishly adopts the idea that MAYS was in fact his bodyguard and he died protecting Chris.

In ''Sonichu'' #9, Chris slaps in a one-page intro with BILLY saying that he was never was the Mayor, but was part of Chris's group. At the bottom was a message from Chris, asking him to "come back soon."

===[[Ivy]] (1992–2009)===
Ivy committed suicide after not being allowed to see Chris. Chris uploaded [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] as a memorial. Yes, a poorly-sung remake of Avril Lavigne's happy, bouncy pop-punk song, with lyrics changed to be about how much Chris would like women to date him. Chris included pictures of several past sweethearts in the video, making it less of a tribute to Ivy and more of a monument to Chris's failures.

Furthermore, as is unquestionably appropriate, Ivy's tragic demise was incorporated into issue #9. Rather than admit to having a hand in her suicide, Chris conjures up a magnificently gruesome accidental death, which involved having gotten her neck broken with elevator wires after falling through the elevator floor. Although this is a particularly troubling manipulation of what really happened, Chris more than makes up for it with gravitas; he gracefully, albeit belatedly, offers a tiny orange box in memory to Ivy 'O'Niel', taking pride of place underneath a backshot of [[Slaweel]] and some weird faux-[[Transformers]] actions. All of the above shows the leaps and bounds Chris has made in his appropriate handling of tragic deaths.

When confronted about this insanity in the [[Mailbag]], Chris got quite indignant, demanding to know what the questioner thought he should have done, since Ivy had died in real life and could no longer serve as Chris's [[GodJesus|God-given sweetheart]]. It's not clear whether it had ever crossed Chris's mind to keep this horrific death out of the pages of what is supposedly a comic aimed at children, or to let Ivy's character live on in CWCville like he had done for Patti and BILLY.

===[[Wikipedia:Mary Jo Kopechne|Mary Jo]] (d. 2009)===
In a [[Mailbag 27#Love and loss|mailbag]], Chris was asked by a [[Wikipedia:Ted Kennedy|troubled fan]] what he should do after the death of his beloved Mary Jo.

{{quote|Mary Jo is gone (I feel for you), but you should move on and try to find another woman who will treat you about as good, or possibly better than, her. Suck it up, and move on like a Man would. I tell you as a Man who had to do the same thing a few times in the past too.|Chris, being super-sensitive.}}

Chris clearly states how he believes a death should be approached by a man (which includes finding another woman right away and a specific lack of grieving), and tells the traumatized fan that he should simply move onto a better woman since his girlfriend's death, not only being completely asinine, but also outlining that he believes women to be [[women's rights|replaceable and possibly interchangeable]].
[[Image:RIP mike.JPG|thumb|The obituary that Chris didn't even bother to read.]]

===Mike Jackson (1969–2010)===
Throughout [[January 2010]], a man named Mike Jackson sent Chris a series of friendly letters asking for advice, and then begging for help after Chris's amazingly bad advice completely ruined his life. Chris, the caring soul that he is, promised the absolute minimum amount of effort (a [[YouTube]] video) and then never made good on his word.

Distraught over Chris's total lack of action, and terrified at the risk of having his family torn to pieces, Mike [[Mailbag 52#This, if anything, requires a canned response|died from a sleeping pill overdose]]. Mike's grieving widow generously decided to let Chris view the private obituary page set up for friends and family of the deceased, saying that Mike would have wanted her to treat Chris with respect and decency.

Chris responded to the news of Mike's death with the same copy-pasted bullshit he used to pretend he was listening to criticism. The two infamous sentences made no sense in context and demonstrated beyond the shadow of a doubt that Chris could not care less about Mike's tragic death. It was revealed in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]] that Chris didn't even view Mike's obituary page, and his [[Mailbag 56#In which Chris isn't sorry at all|response]] to Mike's grieving son was all of three words long.

===Simonla Rosechu===
[[Image:SandyRosechu.jpg|80px|right|thumb|The bastard child in question.]]
During the [[Asperchu]] saga, a recurring theme was [[Evan]]'s legal claims in regard to [[Simonla Rosechu]] as a derivative of his character, [[Simonchu]]. While early demands were for Chris to edit his old strips to remove Simonla entirely from continuity, later Evan consented to letting Chris keep Simonla's early appearances, on the grounds that he kill her at a later date. Chris, not surprisingly, totally lost his shit, showing a much stronger emotional attachment to an empty, one-dimensional fictional character than he has managed for any living creature other than his dog. Finally, after being faced with the threat of legal action, Chris finally killed Simonla in issue #10, though not before she laid an egg out of wedlock with her baby-daddy [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] (though, of course, the act of laying the egg was never shown, or even mentioned), which hatched into [[Sandy Rosechu]].

Simonla's death apparently continued to haunt Chris long afterwards. This led to him [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|reviving Simonla]] around [[May 2014]], more than four years after her demise. It should be noted that, as revealed in the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls]], Chris considers cartoon characters to be real, living creatures that exist in some other world reminiscent of Toon Town from ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''. Simonla's death was as [[Chris and reality|real]] to him as that of any of his family members or sweethearts... perhaps even more so.

===[[Chandler Cats#Desi|Desi]] and [[Chandler Cats#Skittles|Skittles]] Chandler (precise date of deaths unknown; no later than 10 April 2010)===
In an email Chris sent to [[Jackie]], he [[Jackie E-mails#Chris is lazy, Hates simple chores|mentions having three cats]] (Lucy, Kitty and Scamper), despite the fact that he was previously known to have had two additional cats (Desi and Skittles). This suggests that by the time of the correspondence both had died, or had at least departed from [[14 Branchland Court]] in some other way. No documentation exists of Chris's reaction to their loss.

===[[Wikipedia:Murder of Yeardley Love|Yeardley Love]] (1987–2010)===
Yeardley Love was a lacrosse player for [[University of Virginia|UVA]] who was murdered. Chris uploaded a [[05142010|video]] discussing the story (which he probably just saw on television for a few minutes), but didn't even bother to say her name. He also stated that the murderer should get 20 years in prison for the shock of the murder, which is twice his desired punishment for [[Tobacky|smoking]]. Later in the video, [[Chris and his Ego|he rerouted the subject towards himself]] and stated how everyone needed to be sympathetic of him and his autism and that he's not a bad man. In other words, he used the death of a girl he never knew in an attempt to make himself look good.

===[[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)===
After a long battle with heart failure, Bob's life came to an end while he was being hospitalized in the [[wikipedia:Martha Jefferson Hospital|Martha Jefferson Hospital]]'s ICU.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 Bob's Obituary] (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref> The fact that on the day Bob died Chris posted an online [[attraction sign]] in the form of a [[Facebook#What I am looking for in a woman|Facebook note]] reflects poorly on him. However, he later told [[Jackie]] that ''"my heavier cries from my father's passing is really hitting me bad"'', and lamented that in a previous [[dream]] the Grim Reaper had promised that he would not claim Bob until 2015.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref>

In a March 31, 2012 Facebook message, Chris expressed a desire for Bob's ghost to haunt the dreams of anyone who doesn't like him, putting him on the exact same level as his dead dog. While this was an understandable reaction to discovering "plans" that trolls were going to dig her up, or discovering a webcomic that contained what he considered a mockery of her memory, his threat to send Bob's ghost after people is equal parts disrespectful and unreasonable.

In a [[Facebook]] post from [[June 2013|June]] of [[2013]], Chris laments that he had more freedom when his father was still alive, and goes onto complain about how he has to take time out of his day to "[[Jerkop|serve and protect]]" [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]. Knowing Chris, this presumably means that he sat around in [[Chris's room|his room]] playing [[vidya]] while his elderly father did most of the [[Chores|work around the house]].

===Victims of the November 2015 Paris terror attacks===
In wake of the shootings and bombings in Paris on November 13, 2015, Chris [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|responded on Facebook]] and expressed remorse in his own simple way, but equated the real-life atrocity which killed over 120 people with the actions of a "cartoon villain", suggesting he still has a poor grasp of the difference between reality and fantasy. Included was the image of Sonichu and Rosechu in front of the American flag in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].

===Stan Lee (1922–2018)===
On 12 [[November 2018]], with the advent of the death of famed comic legend Stan Lee, Chris stated that he merged with his Universe C-197 counterpart.

===Barbara Chandler (1941–202?)===
Barbara, much like Bob before his death, has been experiencing many illnesses in the past few years. Barbara was [[Obesity|obese]], and this contributes to her poor health, examples of which include oversleeping and bed sores. In [[August 2013]], Chris revealed that Barbara is now a breast cancer survivor, which reveals that she suffers from far more serious health problems than initially thought. It may not be long before Barb keels over as well, which would ultimately leave Chris with no coddling matriarch to provide support for or keep him company, and in the grander scheme of things, without parents.

Even today, where everyone's favorite manchild will go from there remains a mystery, especially since it was revealed in an [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Reality Comes Knocking|October 2013 Facebook post]] that Chris considers Barbara to be one of the few people who gives meaning and purpose to his life.

Alongside Bob, who Chris entered a protracted period of grieving for after his passing, Barb is one of the few people in Chris's life that he cares about enough to genuinely fear her passing, and Barb has used this to manipulate Chris into following orders on multiple occasions; one such instance of this was in 2011 (prior to Bob's death), in which she threatened to commit suicide if Chris committed the [[Chris and Religion|ungodly sin]] of visiting [[MAGfest]] in Maryland that year. Terrified and distraught, Chris backpedalled, receiving only more guilt-tripping and a payment on some [[vidya]] as a consolation prize.<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>

In [[November 2015]], Chris released [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], where he addressed [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before "her time runs out".

In [[June 2016]], Chris released [[Donations Requested, Please.|two]] [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|videos]] in which he asks for donations for Barb's asthma medication; here, Barb appears somewhat unresponsive and barely conscious, and Chris says she likely won't make it "through the rest of this month". While Chris could just be exaggerating just to get more free money, one cannot deny that Barb's physical appearance is the worst it's ever been, so his prognosis just might be accurate. Regardless, Chris shows flagrant indifference to her imminent demise.

In [[November 2019]], Chris posted a tweet where he fantasizes about the death of his mother, imaging her becoming a part-human/part-Rosechu hybrid after death, in the same vein he believed that Bob reincarnated into Robertchu after death.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190686432047837184</ref>

===Chris himself (1982–20??)===
Given Chris's notoriously [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|bad diet]], lack of [[Chris and health|activity]], [[14 Branchland Court|hygiene]] or [[Chris and the Internet|social interaction]], on top of a complete lack of [[Love Quest|motivation]] or [[Chris and remorse|concern]] for anything other than himself, it is generally considered unlikely that Chris will live very far into his forties should he persist in his current lifestyle.

However, there is a likelihood that like Bob, who lived into his mid-eighties despite suffering from (and eventually passing away as a result of) [[Heart level|heart failure]] and alcoholism, he may be genetically disposed to lead a long, albeit miserable life.

{{quote|And Believe Me, IN DREAMS, and even IN MOMENTS within my mind while AWAKE, I HAVE SEEN AND FELT That Death Light. Not only is it the Most Horrifying Thing Ever, but I am [[Chris and English|LOOOONG NOT READY FOR IT YET]].|Chris, on his visions of death.<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Size does not matter. (CCS)|ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]</ref>}}

In a conversation with the CWCipedia Sysop, Chris once mentioned that he had been receiving recurring visions of himself walking into a bright light, which he one day hoped would be prevented from appearing by getting a sweetheart. After the surreal conclusion of the love quest in 2018, it is unknown if he still gets these visions.

In a Facebook post on 30 [[October 2013]], Chris stated that he had become so [[stress|stressed]] out (specifically, over [[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|the revelation]] that his [[Manchester High School|high school]] [[gal pal|gal-pals]] did not actually like him much at all), that he had contemplated killing himself multiple times. According to Chris, the only reasons he did not go through with it are [[Barbara Chandler|painfully]] [[Clover and Snoopy|obvious]]. This shows just how much Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentality]] has drained, and how badly he needs the professional help he so stubbornly refuses to get. Of course, this could well be Chris exaggerating and trying to gain pity as he has done in the past, and as his mother allegedly also has (or at least, used to have) a habit of doing. In all seriousness, however, suicide is no laughing matter, and this should be looked at with caution.

In late [[2014]], Chris actually came quite close to being hospitalized, as a serious infection had developed around a [[Un-clit|piercing below his duck]] that he had received earlier in the year. Thankfully, though, Chris came to his senses and permanently removed the piercing, and had the infection treated.

In the aftermath of the 2016 U.S. presidential election, Chris made comments and videos containing death threats to Donald Trump where he repeatedly justified wishing for Trump's death by saying [[Bob Chandler|"men die earlier than women".]] Based on his past experience with [[September 2011|his father dying sooner than his mother]].

In a 2019 Discord chat between his fantasy enablers, Chris had claimed that he is set to live for thousands of years<ref>[[Discord#Chris thinks he'll live for thousands of years]]</ref>.

===Sonichu (2000–????)===
One of the very few things that Chris seems to care about the death of besides himself is [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his pals. Since Chris believes all cartoon characters exist in some universe, and he had created Sonichu's, he feels that if he were to reboot the comics, that would mean that Sonichu and his friends would all die, and that they would all reincarnate into their newer rebooted versions, as hinted in a July 23, 2017 Twitter post.<ref>[[July 2017 Patreon posts#Delay on pages, no plans to reboot Sonichu|July 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref> Being his love and joy, the last thing on Chris' mind would be to kill his creations, but yet is perfectly fine with freezing them in time with his hiatus on the series.

Ironically, even when Chris inevitably does pass on and go to meet [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|GodBear]], he will still be remembered; not only for his life and the many [[Sagas|humorous misadventures]] in it, but for his comics. Thus, it can be said that Sonichu will never truly die.

==Suicide==
There are many problems that have caused some followers to worry that Chris may kill himself, to escape the pain of his incredibly miserable real life and go to [[CWCville]] forever:

*Chris is almost 40 years old, with no real income, no savings, no qualifications, and a lot of debt.
*Chris gets bullied and manipulated by [[weens]] on a regular basis, and his only friends exist in his imaginary world: Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] is so tenuous, that he now rejects offers of friendship from genuine people in favor of [[enablers]], who play along with his beliefs before bailing out at first sign of trouble (such as the [[Teen Troon Squad]]).
*Chris’s only real relative is [[Barb]], who is nearly 80 years old and also deep in debt: with no confirmed plans by other family members to take Chris in, there are growing concerns that the mounting debt (worth over $155,000) could lead to the so-called "Homeless Saga" when Barb dies.
*Chris has little to no chance of getting a [[job]] or a [[sweetheart]], with over a decade of unsavory information about him on the internet, and weens and A-Logs who regularly try to get him banned or fired from every place that he visits or works.
*Chris originally did not know about the CWCki, and therefore was unaware that all his sweethearts (such as [[Kim Wilson]]) were actually trolls: Chris actually considered suicide in October 2013, after discovering that past events and friends were nothing more than trolls or paid acquaintances.

However, there are a number of reasons why [[Chris]] still has a general interest in life, despite all the trouble that he went through:

*Chris still gets positive publicity, such as Sonichu’s appearance in [[Sonic Rebuilt]] in March 2020: there are also "mainstream" observers like dodie and Harry Partridge, as well as those who just want to know how Chris crowbars CWCville and his characters into reality.
*The [[Dimensional Merge]], while semi-apocalyptic, is not a death cult like Jonestown: Chris believes that he can travel between dimensions without having to die. Furthermore, he believes that his imaginary world will teleport into the real world, and not the other way.
*Although enablers have not been helpful to Chris’s already tenuous grasp on reality, many of them act like they care about him, to such an extent that they may have unwittingly discouraged Chris from kicking the bucket.
*Actually committing suicide is not easy: hanging can be long and painful, slitting wrists can be very long and very painful, and it is not easy to acquire poison. It would also be very hard for Chris to obtain a firearm due to his mental health and [[Chris and the law|criminal record]].
*In October 2013, Chris ruled out suicide, not only because of Barb and his pets, but also because of his belief (at the time) that suicide would leave him in Limbo.
*In [[June 2018]], when talking about the infamous line "Zap to the extreme", Chris said he literally feels electricity in his body, then states that he isn't killing himself.<Ref>[[June 2018 sociall media posts#Zap to the Extreme</ref>

==Dimension C-197 as Chris's version of Heaven==
Following the [[Idea Guys]] saga, which affirmed to Chris his [[dimension]] beliefs, Chris began to think of alternate dimension [[C-197]] as Heaven. He stated that he believes his deceased pets have reincarnated as characters<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]], the Cats or Dogs question</ref> and that his father is "alive again".<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref> He also stated that Marvel writer Stan Lee's soul had merged with his C-197 counterpart.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062065071654928385</ref>

So sure was Chris in this that he even tried to console a woman whose father passed away by telling her that her father's soul had likely gone to C-197.<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Chris Reacts to Death]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[White_knight#Chris_lacks_empathy_himself|Lack of empathy]]
*[[Death threats]]

==References==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Dead]]

July 2020

2020-07-21T11:19:09Z

Lilgunter:

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:July 2020 jewels.jpeg|thumb|Chris' [[Obesity|double chins]] in July 2020]]
'''July''' is the seventh month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continues to ravage the U.S., while Chris continues a bodyswap with Sonichu.

==Highlights==
* '''1 July''' - While roleplaying as Sonichu, '''Chris indirectly orders [[Jacob Sockness]] to back off''', having mustered the courage to tell him off [[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob sex obsessions|for his creepy behaviour]] again.
* '''6 July''' - [[Wes Iseli]], magician and former boyfriend of [[Sarah Hammer]], makes an appearance on the TV series ''[[wikipedia:Penn & Teller: Fool Us|Penn & Teller: Fool Us]]''.
* '''8 July''' - Chris lists out dozens of supposed trolls on Twitter, urging his personal army to attack them or something.
* '''15 July''' - '''Chris posts an extremely creepy tweet''' towards a young artist on Twitter; she quickly blocks him.

==Videos==

==See also==

*[[July 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

Encyclopedia Dramatica

2020-07-13T20:13:06Z

Lilgunter: /* Chris and ED in Retrospect */

{{protip|Stop trying to put mentions of ed.fyi on this page. Only use it to replace broken ed.com links.}}
{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Christopher's name change|Christopher Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}
'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (a.k.a. '''ED''' and '''æ''') is a satirical wiki and the home to the Chris-Chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] and made him a popular target for [[trolling]]. In complete violation of common sense, Chris added [[Honest Content|lots of unwanted personal information]] to their article on him, which naturally made him a bigger target, eventually leading to the creation of the CWCki once the page length reached a critical mass.

==ED discovers Chris==
In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>

==Chris discovers ED==
Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life".<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well", he intoned.

Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.

After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to "shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down," Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]], it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].

By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, <s>in a rare case of moralfaggotry</s> joking.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris and ED in Retrospect==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.<ref>"MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently."--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.

"I say we just delete it. Along with the archives"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.

"Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.</ref>

For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation, such as the claim that Chris had attempted to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]. These rumors were occasionally cleaned out, but trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a more accurate and less biased picture of Chris. TV Tropes once described the CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.

As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. Gradually, however, Chris's focus on ED died down. He made occasional references,<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref> but his depression and focus on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]] caused his anger to flag.

ED itself suffered from schism and dissention in [[April 2011]], when it was redirected to '''Oh Internet''', a more safe-for-work wiki, in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. The site included watered-down articles about Chris and Sonichu. In [[October 2013]], Oh Internet silently went offline and Encyclopedia Dramatica was revived via scraping articles and images from archived websites. The site would then go on and offline and go through several domains over the years. Going into the 2020s, it and the Chris-chan article are still (barely) kicking, though long superseded by [[CWCki|this very wiki]].

==Chris-chan (forum)==

[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]

'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.

Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref> Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]]) having far more significance.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*[https://encyclopediadramatica.fyi/index.php/Chris-chan Chris's page on the "new" "new" "new" "new" ED]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the "Chris-chan" page on the Wayback Machine.]

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[[Category: ED Saga]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

July 2020 social media posts

2020-07-10T20:45:36Z

Lilgunter: /* Chris tells Jacob to get help */

Weens

2020-07-05T20:14:45Z

Lilgunter: /* Examples of weening */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Incomplete}}
{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}

{{quote|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}

Rounding out ''The [[Unholy Tetrad]]'' of [[white knights]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] and [[enablers]], '''weens''' are those who put effort into trying to troll but only mildly annoy Chris at most. Both a corruption of the phrase "epic win" and a reference to [[wikipedia:Ween|the experimental rock band]], weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.

Think we're exaggerating? Maybe a video or three will help get the point across.
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==Examples of weening==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]
[[File:ChangeorgGOPony2.jpg|thumb|A ween-made Change.org petition put in Chris's name.]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]

* Elaborate trolling plans that end up failing.
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.
* Prank-calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]" or "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!" into the phone.
* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris' name and address. Not only is this just ''unfunny'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but Chris' local Papa John's among other places have already blacklisted his address from delivery to prevent this.
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.
* Enabling Chris' fantastical beliefs. Chris's mind is already fucked up on its own merits, and people such as the Idea Guys have done more than enough in terms of mental damage on him. Once again, please note that although not all weens are enablers and vice versa, they tend to overlap.
* Making fake [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook Facebook] and [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] profiles of people Chris follows.
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures to try and get a rise out of him, such as of [[pickles]] or [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.
* Terrible fanfiction that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/YouTube YouTube.]
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at doing [[Chris and art|commissions]] and participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
* [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|Sending Chris a glitter bomb.]]
* Sending letters for [[PewDiePie]] to Chris's address.
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.
* [[TF2 Analysis|Harassing bronies whose content Chris enjoys into blocking him on Twitter.]]
* [https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e3vdae/the_result_of_what_happened_when_i_tried_to/| Re-creating his Wikipedia page as a social experiment.]
* Spamming his tweets with "Where's the comics?". He's not going to respond, so don't even try.
* It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to “get a job” has become ween lingo.
* Worst of all, breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]. This includes (but is certainly not limited to) vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys|extortion]], or [[Death threats|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''

==Arguments against weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]

Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming "'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''" or "'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''" at Chris is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. <del>While you ''may'' in fact be that guy,</del> 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why, you ask?

===The Chris of today is nothing like his former self===

Chris has gone a long way since his internet debut on the Something Awful forums. He has gone from a simple-minded man with child-like tendencies that made a bunch of crappy comics, to a mentally disturbed hippie that’s formed a small cult around said comics. Therefore, a lot of [[Sonic Boom|the]] [[Pickle|commonly]] [[Homos|associated]] [[Asperger syndrome|triggers]] he may or may not have had some time ago will not necessarily transfer over to the present day.

It is important to note that Chris, although still very gullible and severely detached from reality, is still a person. This means that just like other people, Chris will not remain the same person forever, and his life may drastically change again in the most unexpectedly disastrous way. While the [[Miscreants]] were partly responsible for this, that doesn’t mean you’ll be able to drastically change his life as well by setting off these same triggers.

The irony in all of this is that most trolling attempts no longer phase Chris at all. And those that do somehow succeed are only viewed as [[Enablers|further support for his cult]]. Therefore, you should never expect to be [[The Miscreants|one of the cool kids]] just by failtrolling Chris. Times have changed, so it’s best to move onto better targets. This leads us into the next point.

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and [[Zapina Rosechu|ephebophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.

Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
Most of the greatest trolls didn't even mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] never intended to create the [[Julie]] character; he just rolled with it when Chris assumed he was a girl because of his voice. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later an alter-ego that spread from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as just a YouTube nobody who was surprisingly good at Chris impressions, and was eventually noticed by the man himself out of the blue. [[Emily]]/[[Kim]] had already seen Chris around, and she only pretended to be other people after finding out about his face blindness. [[Alec Benson Leary]] just made [[Asperchu|a parody comic]] with no intention to personally offend Chris. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow, and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. [[Vivian Gee]] started out actually defending Chris and counter-trolling those who tried to do him harm, and only eventually became a troll herself out of spite after Chris never listened to ([[Death_threats#Vivian_Gee|and eventually began threatening her]] as a result of) her numerous failed attempts to warn him of incoming trolling schemes, as well as due to the [[Audiobooks]]; which again, were not made to go out of their way to personally attack him. And [[Ivy]] merely asked Chris for a video shout-out to impress a friend, and didn't even think twice that Chris would [[Holding Out for a Hero|latch onto her as hard as he ended up doing]].

Ask any of Chris's seasoned trolls, and they'll tell you meticulous trolling plans ''really'' don't work with Chris, because it's not always so easy to predict how he'll react to anything. On one hand, he completely shrugged off [[Blanca Weiss|"Blanca"]] stealing and destroying the original medallions, even though the trolls behind Blanca had predicted he'd rage like nothing before. Conversely, he has also [[Chris and anger|completely]] [[Death threats|overreacted]] to what could be considered [[Pickle|quite]] [[Homos|minor]] [[Asperchu|triggers]] in comparison. At most, people who troll Chris successfully just go in with a rough outline and let Chris fill in the details as they go. So quit the elaborate planning, because it doesn't work and only makes you look obsessed; coincidentally, this is exactly what turned the trolls' attention to A-Log himself.

===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].

This hasn't been helped at all by weens; according to [[Seinor prom|seinor]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.

Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims, complete with evidence.<ref>[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]</ref><ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

As of today, Chris simply doesn’t care about whatever hackneyed, inane scheme you’ve come up with for him. Even the most persistent attempts at bribery don’t seem to affect him as much as they used to.

===Your idea is probably not original===
[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg|thumb|A try hard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success.]]
Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame, or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In|have Bob walk in on Chris masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done; like for example, ''"what if we got his [[high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"''. In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris; so from experience, he very likely knows where you're going with it, too.

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the predominant causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|then-recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces much better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hair-brained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Likewise, let's not forget the entire [[Mary Lee Walsh]] saga (along with at least [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] independent blogs of Chris' bizarre mannerisms and behaviors) happened before he even rose to fame. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].

===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===
[[File:NullvulgarWeen.jpg|thumb|During the [[Guard Dogs|Guard Dog]] [[saga]], [[Null]] saw to it that weens would face particularly aggressive responses if they attempted to lure Chris through e-mail.]]
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet -- and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a cache of disturbing cartoon pornography, a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after [[Bob Walks In|being caught masturbating in the studio]], and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up "comedy" bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time -- before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.

Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands -- mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks -- and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and Anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of highly-embarrassing things to his name -- including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he became a huge laughing stock overnight; not only turning into a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed him, and by extension everything he'd done, as an irrelevance]].

By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is dangerously likely to get you noticed by other trolls; who will, in turn, start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a huge neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and ''Tiger Beat'' magazines with [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|boy bands]] mugging on the front.

Even successful trolls can become targets: after several months manipulating Chris, the [[Idea Guys]] had their real-world identities exposed in the first half of [[2018]]. Between [[October 2017]] and [[March 2020]], [[Kiwi Farms]] officially encouraged users to <abbr title="Publish identifying information, such as home addresses.">dox</abbr> weens as a deterrent.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/ Lunatics who attack a mentally handicapped person: Your name here]</ref> Several would-be weens have been foiled this way, and the effects have possibly spread into their real lives. Chris himself has also carelessly exposed those who try to interact with him while remaining anonymous.<ref>[[Other enablers#Sarah and Steven]]</ref> Remember, there is an [[Special:ActiveUsers|energetic community]] devoted to recording every facet of Chris's life and interactions. '''You ''will'' be noticed.'''

===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an emotionally vulnerable autistic man for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who willingly listened to a [[slow-in-the-mind]] mass debate for hours on end and forced him to shove a broken [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC|clay]] medallion up his ass, all at the age of 13.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially since [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited|he openly made peace with Chris in 2018?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of being harassed and almost becoming the victim of vehicular homicide in misguided attempts to congratulate him? In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.

===Chris is still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest we think the drought in content between 2011 and 2014 was because of a shortage of active trolls, consider that we would have had a ''windfall'' in content of unprecedented magnitude had Chris still been making frequent videos. A lot happened in that time, although you wouldn't know it from his near-invisible updates; Chris had another [[Catherine|girlfriend]] whom he eventually discovered was fake, was led to believe his [[gal-pals]] never liked him, [[Destruction of Chris's House|caused a house fire]] after brewing coffee in his bathroom at 2 in the morning, launched a [[Sonic Boom Protests|dogged, one-man crusade against a simple design change]], and [[26 December 2014|got himself arrested again]] as a result of it. And that's just the tip of the iceberg; if Chris had been as enthusiastic for 24/7 content creation as he has been both before and since then, we'd have been utterly spoiled. While he eventually began making videos again in [[November 2015]], the staggering amount of missed opportunities still remains.

Honestly, most of the [[Saga|bullshit]] in his life has been [[Chris and anger|his]] [[Chris and his Ego|own]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|fault]]; even in the "golden age" of trolling, many Christorians' most fondly-remembered incidents had little or no active involvement from the trolls. Chris unexpectedly spilled the beans about his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] about [[Homos|a mostly-unrelated subject]]. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of him putting up [[House tour|footage of the inside of his house]] on YouTube. The events of 28 October 2011 would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of Michael Snyder and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. Chris's macing of a GameStop employee on 26 December 2014 was provoked by a minor change to a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|cartoon hedgehog]]'s design that was done by professional video game designers unfettered by the vitriol they'd receive from obsessive fans like Chris; and as with the incident in 2011, several details of his misadventures at GameStop would've taken a lot longer to come to light, had he not posted his own mind-blowingly self-serving account of the incident on Facebook within days of being released on bail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online multiple times and [[CWC's Second Message|passionately proclaim]] that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

==Carpetbaggers==

Alongside weens, who consistently fail to use Chris’ infamy to boost their internet prescence, there are those who manage to succeed and are much less laughing stocks than their failed counterparts. Such successes are referred to as '''carpetbaggers'''. Despite being under this page, carpetbaggers are not weens by definition, but they are related in how they try to use and exploit Chris for their own personal gain. The main difference is that carpetbaggers tend to run semi-successful channels and comics purely off of Chris’ infamy alone.

Carpetbagging isn’t always for completely selfish motives in mind. Some people who latch onto Chris for this purpose may also be doing it to protect him from everyone else.

==Conclusion==

To sum it all up, an old saying among Christorians applies here more than anywhere; "''[[Trolls#Chris_the_troll|Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris]]''". In other words; even without the active trolling, Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the triumphant return of Clyde Cash could top how much he perpetually trolls ''himself'' with everything he currently gets up to (even simply on his own initiative), even to this very day. So, with no intervention needed aside from casual observation; just sit back, relax, and [[Main Page|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
*[[A-Logging]]
*[[Enablers]]
*[[Michael Hirtes]], an infamous ween.

==Sources==
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Weens

2020-07-05T20:08:03Z

Lilgunter: /* Examples of weening */

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{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}

{{quote|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}

Rounding out ''The [[Unholy Tetrad]]'' of [[white knights]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] and [[enablers]], '''weens''' are those who put effort into trying to troll but only mildly annoy Chris at most. Both a corruption of the phrase "epic win" and a reference to [[wikipedia:Ween|the experimental rock band]], weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.

Think we're exaggerating? Maybe a video or three will help get the point across.
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==Examples of weening==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]

* Elaborate trolling plans that end up failing.
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.
* Prank-calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]" or "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!" into the phone.
* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris' name and address. Not only is this just ''unfunny'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but Chris' local Papa John's among other places have already blacklisted his address from delivery to prevent this.
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.
* Enabling Chris' fantastical beliefs. Chris's mind is already fucked up on its own merits, and people such as the Idea Guys have done more than enough in terms of mental damage on him. Once again, please note that although not all weens are enablers and vice versa, they tend to overlap.
* Making fake [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook Facebook] and [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] profiles of people Chris follows.
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures to try and get a rise out of him, such as of [[pickles]] or [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.
* Terrible fanfiction that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/YouTube YouTube.]
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at doing [[Chris and art|commissions]] and participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
* [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|Sending Chris a glitter bomb.]]
* Sending letters for [[PewDiePie]] to Chris's address.
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.
* [[TF2 Analysis|Harassing bronies whose content Chris enjoys into blocking him on Twitter.]]
* [https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e3vdae/the_result_of_what_happened_when_i_tried_to/| Re-creating his Wikipedia page as a social experiment.]
* Spamming his tweets with "Where's the comics?". He's not going to respond, so don't even try.
* It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to “get a job” has become ween lingo.
* Worst of all, breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]. This includes (but is certainly not limited to) vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys|extortion]], or [[Death threats|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''

==Arguments against weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]

Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming "'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''" or "'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''" at Chris is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. <del>While you ''may'' in fact be that guy,</del> 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why, you ask?

===The Chris of today is nothing like his former self===

Chris has gone a long way since his internet debut on the Something Awful forums. He has gone from a simple-minded man with child-like tendencies that made a bunch of crappy comics, to a mentally disturbed hippie that’s formed a small cult around said comics. Therefore, a lot of [[Sonic Boom|the]] [[Pickle|commonly]] [[Homos|associated]] [[Asperger syndrome|triggers]] he may or may not have had some time ago will not necessarily transfer over to the present day.

It is important to note that Chris, although still very gullible and severely detached from reality, is still a person. This means that just like other people, Chris will not remain the same person forever, and his life may drastically change again in the most unexpectedly disastrous way. While the [[Miscreants]] were partly responsible for this, that doesn’t mean you’ll be able to drastically change his life as well by setting off these same triggers.

The irony in all of this is that most trolling attempts no longer phase Chris at all. And those that do somehow succeed are only viewed as [[Enablers|further support for his cult]]. Therefore, you should never expect to be [[The Miscreants|one of the cool kids]] just by failtrolling Chris. Times have changed, so it’s best to move onto better targets. This leads us into the next point.

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and [[Zapina Rosechu|ephebophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.

Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
Most of the greatest trolls didn't even mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] never intended to create the [[Julie]] character; he just rolled with it when Chris assumed he was a girl because of his voice. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later an alter-ego that spread from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as just a YouTube nobody who was surprisingly good at Chris impressions, and was eventually noticed by the man himself out of the blue. [[Emily]]/[[Kim]] had already seen Chris around, and she only pretended to be other people after finding out about his face blindness. [[Alec Benson Leary]] just made [[Asperchu|a parody comic]] with no intention to personally offend Chris. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow, and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. [[Vivian Gee]] started out actually defending Chris and counter-trolling those who tried to do him harm, and only eventually became a troll herself out of spite after Chris never listened to ([[Death_threats#Vivian_Gee|and eventually began threatening her]] as a result of) her numerous failed attempts to warn him of incoming trolling schemes, as well as due to the [[Audiobooks]]; which again, were not made to go out of their way to personally attack him. And [[Ivy]] merely asked Chris for a video shout-out to impress a friend, and didn't even think twice that Chris would [[Holding Out for a Hero|latch onto her as hard as he ended up doing]].

Ask any of Chris's seasoned trolls, and they'll tell you meticulous trolling plans ''really'' don't work with Chris, because it's not always so easy to predict how he'll react to anything. On one hand, he completely shrugged off [[Blanca Weiss|"Blanca"]] stealing and destroying the original medallions, even though the trolls behind Blanca had predicted he'd rage like nothing before. Conversely, he has also [[Chris and anger|completely]] [[Death threats|overreacted]] to what could be considered [[Pickle|quite]] [[Homos|minor]] [[Asperchu|triggers]] in comparison. At most, people who troll Chris successfully just go in with a rough outline and let Chris fill in the details as they go. So quit the elaborate planning, because it doesn't work and only makes you look obsessed; coincidentally, this is exactly what turned the trolls' attention to A-Log himself.

===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].

This hasn't been helped at all by weens; according to [[Seinor prom|seinor]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.

Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims, complete with evidence.<ref>[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]</ref><ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

As of today, Chris simply doesn’t care about whatever hackneyed, inane scheme you’ve come up with for him. Even the most persistent attempts at bribery don’t seem to affect him as much as they used to.

===Your idea is probably not original===
[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg|thumb|A try hard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success.]]
Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame, or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In|have Bob walk in on Chris masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done; like for example, ''"what if we got his [[high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"''. In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris; so from experience, he very likely knows where you're going with it, too.

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the predominant causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|then-recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces much better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hair-brained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Likewise, let's not forget the entire [[Mary Lee Walsh]] saga (along with at least [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] independent blogs of Chris' bizarre mannerisms and behaviors) happened before he even rose to fame. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].

===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===
[[File:NullvulgarWeen.jpg|thumb|During the [[Guard Dogs|Guard Dog]] [[saga]], [[Null]] saw to it that weens would face particularly aggressive responses if they attempted to lure Chris through e-mail.]]
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet -- and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a cache of disturbing cartoon pornography, a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after [[Bob Walks In|being caught masturbating in the studio]], and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up "comedy" bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time -- before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.

Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands -- mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks -- and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and Anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of highly-embarrassing things to his name -- including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he became a huge laughing stock overnight; not only turning into a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed him, and by extension everything he'd done, as an irrelevance]].

By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is dangerously likely to get you noticed by other trolls; who will, in turn, start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a huge neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and ''Tiger Beat'' magazines with [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|boy bands]] mugging on the front.

Even successful trolls can become targets: after several months manipulating Chris, the [[Idea Guys]] had their real-world identities exposed in the first half of [[2018]]. Between [[October 2017]] and [[March 2020]], [[Kiwi Farms]] officially encouraged users to <abbr title="Publish identifying information, such as home addresses.">dox</abbr> weens as a deterrent.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/ Lunatics who attack a mentally handicapped person: Your name here]</ref> Several would-be weens have been foiled this way, and the effects have possibly spread into their real lives. Chris himself has also carelessly exposed those who try to interact with him while remaining anonymous.<ref>[[Other enablers#Sarah and Steven]]</ref> Remember, there is an [[Special:ActiveUsers|energetic community]] devoted to recording every facet of Chris's life and interactions. '''You ''will'' be noticed.'''

===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an emotionally vulnerable autistic man for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who willingly listened to a [[slow-in-the-mind]] mass debate for hours on end and forced him to shove a broken [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC|clay]] medallion up his ass, all at the age of 13.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially since [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited|he openly made peace with Chris in 2018?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of being harassed and almost becoming the victim of vehicular homicide in misguided attempts to congratulate him? In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.

===Chris is still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest we think the drought in content between 2011 and 2014 was because of a shortage of active trolls, consider that we would have had a ''windfall'' in content of unprecedented magnitude had Chris still been making frequent videos. A lot happened in that time, although you wouldn't know it from his near-invisible updates; Chris had another [[Catherine|girlfriend]] whom he eventually discovered was fake, was led to believe his [[gal-pals]] never liked him, [[Destruction of Chris's House|caused a house fire]] after brewing coffee in his bathroom at 2 in the morning, launched a [[Sonic Boom Protests|dogged, one-man crusade against a simple design change]], and [[26 December 2014|got himself arrested again]] as a result of it. And that's just the tip of the iceberg; if Chris had been as enthusiastic for 24/7 content creation as he has been both before and since then, we'd have been utterly spoiled. While he eventually began making videos again in [[November 2015]], the staggering amount of missed opportunities still remains.

Honestly, most of the [[Saga|bullshit]] in his life has been [[Chris and anger|his]] [[Chris and his Ego|own]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|fault]]; even in the "golden age" of trolling, many Christorians' most fondly-remembered incidents had little or no active involvement from the trolls. Chris unexpectedly spilled the beans about his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] about [[Homos|a mostly-unrelated subject]]. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of him putting up [[House tour|footage of the inside of his house]] on YouTube. The events of 28 October 2011 would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of Michael Snyder and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. Chris's macing of a GameStop employee on 26 December 2014 was provoked by a minor change to a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|cartoon hedgehog]]'s design that was done by professional video game designers unfettered by the vitriol they'd receive from obsessive fans like Chris; and as with the incident in 2011, several details of his misadventures at GameStop would've taken a lot longer to come to light, had he not posted his own mind-blowingly self-serving account of the incident on Facebook within days of being released on bail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online multiple times and [[CWC's Second Message|passionately proclaim]] that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

==Carpetbaggers==

Alongside weens, who consistently fail to use Chris’ infamy to boost their internet prescence, there are those who manage to succeed and are much less laughing stocks than their failed counterparts. Such successes are referred to as '''carpetbaggers'''. Despite being under this page, carpetbaggers are not weens by definition, but they are related in how they try to use and exploit Chris for their own personal gain. The main difference is that carpetbaggers tend to run semi-successful channels and comics purely off of Chris’ infamy alone.

Carpetbagging isn’t always for completely selfish motives in mind. Some people who latch onto Chris for this purpose may also be doing it to protect him from everyone else.

==Conclusion==

To sum it all up, an old saying among Christorians applies here more than anywhere; "''[[Trolls#Chris_the_troll|Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris]]''". In other words; even without the active trolling, Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the triumphant return of Clyde Cash could top how much he perpetually trolls ''himself'' with everything he currently gets up to (even simply on his own initiative), even to this very day. So, with no intervention needed aside from casual observation; just sit back, relax, and [[Main Page|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
*[[A-Logging]]
*[[Enablers]]
*[[Michael Hirtes]], an infamous ween.

==Sources==
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[[Category:Trolling]]

Jacob Sockness

2020-07-05T20:02:45Z

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{{quote|Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out.|Chris, 1 July 2020, criticizing Sockness for his creepy behavior after over a year of it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1278236917952327682</ref>}}

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'''Jacob Sockness''' is a {{age|1983|4|1}}-year-old [[enabler]] turned [[ween]] from San Francisco, California, who emerged in mid-[[2018]] and was most active between [[July 2019|July]] and [[November 2019|November]] of [[2019]]. Jacob has similarities with Chris, such as being [[autism|autistic]],<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Sockness admits he is autistic],</ref> [[tomgirl|transsexual]],<ref name=return /> receieving a [[monthly tugboat]], [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|believeing to be a god]],<ref>[http://archive.is/eg2Gq Sockness claimed to be the Hindu god Ganesh]</ref> thinks he has [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic powers]] and has built an elaborate fantasy universe, into which he has appropriated ''Sonichu'' characters, with over a dozen instalments that he believes [[Chris and reality|really exists]].<ref>[http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1404026 Sockness's 19-volume series for sale on Lulu]</ref> While he was at first seemingly just another [[white knight]], notable for his [[Chris and sex|erotic]] attitudes toward Chris, Sockness would become openly [[weening|malicious]] after establishing direct contact with Chris.

In mid-[[2019]], Sockness and Chris agreed to work together financially following Chris's [[June 2019]] ban from [[eBay]], he achieved considerable influence over Chris's [[CWCville|fantasy world]], as seen in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. Most of his courting and [[enablers|enabling]] has been through Twitter, though he would also promote himself through [[Reddit]], [[YouTube]] and even [[Kiwi Farms]]. For months, the two would express interest in meeting in person, to onlookers' alarm, yet when Sockness would finally set out to cross the American continent to [[14 Branchland Court]] in late September 2019, Chris rebuffed these efforts. Rehabilitation attempts over the following two months, at one point going even so far as mutual [[sweetheart|flirting]], could not ultimately repair their [[Heart Level|broken relationship]] enough to return to their former intimacy, and by the end of [[November 2019]] they rejected each other again. He has been however no less persistent for all of his idle efforts, and by end-[[March 2020]] had again got a toe in Chris's door, though his current plans remain unclear.

==Discovery and motivations==
[[Image:Jacob Sockness CWC poster.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Sockness posing next to a Sonichu Through the Years poster sold by Chris.]]
Jacob was discovered by chance by [[Kiwi Farms]] user [https://kiwifarms.net/members/neural.18444/ neural] while observing the [[weens|many]] [[A-log|users]] surrounding Chris's Twitter posts. After further digging, it was revealed that he also had a Kiwi Farms account under the name [https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-js.26961/ Jacob JS]. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by linking to his [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook Facebook] and Tumblr that revealed his personal information. As he exposed himself on the Farms, Sockness, like [[Michael Hirtes]], is considered to be a ''halal'' lolcow.

Like many of Chris's orbiters, Sockness is a furry and lives in [[wikipedia:Section_8_%28housing%29|subsidised housing]] with a [[tugboat]]. He has a very low view of [[niggos|blacks]], describing them as 'beastly' and 'hyper sexual', believing that 'their race can only rape, because that is [their] way of reproduction in a natural setting.'<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-sockness-michiro-hutaki-agian-siin-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/ Sockness's lolcow thread on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Unlike the [[Idea Guys]], who would inject such themes into Chris's mind for their own amusement, Jacob seems to be genuine. Sockness also controls several sockpuppets to white-knight himself and converse with, while claiming them to be different people; like Chris's [[Disguises|similar past attempts]] to cover himself..

Christorians could not discern the true motivations behind Sockness's behaviour. For a while, Jacob appeared to be the first [[TRUE and HONEST]] believer in [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]] after Chris, setting him apart from the [[Jessica Quinn|various]] [[CWCProtectSquad|trolls]] professing to protect Chris and the [[Sarah and Steve|many]] [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|previous]] [[Multidimensional White Knights|imitators]] of the [[Idea Guys]] pretending to belong to Chris's abortive [[Chris and his Ego|cult]]. Over the months, evidence would gradually unearth that indicated that his feelings were not earnest. In [[November 2018]], Sockness admitted that he did not seriously believe in the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhV7At8N4x4&t=274s Interview with Sockness on YouTube, conducted 18 November 2018, released 29 October 2019]</ref> When Chris allowed Jacob access to his Twitter account on 11 July 2019, he boasted about it on [[Reddit]], even claiming that his sexual attraction to Chris was a facade.<ref>[[:File:KinkAct.png|Sockness states his erotic desires for Chris are not genuine, 11 July 2019]]</ref> On 21 September 2019, when a [[white knight|concerned onlooker]] tried to warn Chris that Sockness was tantamount to an autistic [[Idea Guy]], Sockness embraced the charges of manipulation, justifying his actions as protecting Chris from trolls.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-sockness-enabling-chriss-magi-chan-role-playing-luring-him-for-a-visit.59770/post-5361506 Dialogue between Sockness and onlooker]</ref>
[[Image:SocknessExplainsHimself.PNG|250px|right]]

== Early interactions with Chris==
{{quote|The Sacred Shoes have samples of cat & doggy DNA. Looking for the Treasures of Heaven, a single hair from Christine's head to put into an amulet of serious power to manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.|Sockness<ref><s>https://twitter.com/darkseed2012/status/1107477177149251585</s> Deleted</ref>}}

Sockness has spent hundreds on buying items from Chris's [[eBay]], notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes. Chris blocked him on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] on 31 January 2019. By 22 [[May 2019]], Jacob's YouTube channel was terminated, and his Twitter account disappeared.

[[File:JacobBlockedLOL.png|thumb|left|200px|Jacob's reaction to Chris blocking his [[sockpuppet]].]]

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Still, this would not be the end of Sockness's involvement with Chris; he would create a new Twitter account named Chris Kink. On 11 July 2019, while Chris was trying to raise funds for a hotel room at the 2019 [[BronyCon]], a troll SonichuMerch told Chris that Sockness might be interested in buying his bath water. Chris saw dollar signs and followed Sockness.

{{quote|The Sonichu merch guy told Chris I was interested in the buying some bath water. The guy doesn't know I have no money to buy it due to issues with Social Security in May. Even if I had the money, Chris has to follow some exact rules to creating what I need from him. I need him to make and bless some holy water with his juices in it.|Sockness explains why Chris started following him.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cbmq7m/chris_is_following_sockness_on_twitter/ethqxsd/</ref>}}

After establishing direct communication with Chris, Sockness tweeted that he would open a vendor account on [[eBay]] for Chris, acting as warehouse, clearing-house and middleman. Chris responded with gratitude.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-14-chris-will-circumvent-his-ebay-seller-ban-by-teaming-up-with-sockness.58419/ Twitter 7/14 - Chris will circumvent his Ebay seller ban by teaming up with Sockness]</ref> The next day, Chris re-tweeted a GoFundMe campaign by Sockness to raise $300, nominally as a ''shipping fund''.<ref>http://archive.fo/nkTcS</ref> As of [[September 2019]], Sockness has failed to restore Chris's access to eBay, which would be prohibited at any rate, though he has continued to set up GoFundMe pages for [[Chris and money|Chris's incidental expenses]], as when [[Son-chu|his car]] broke down and needed a thousand dollars worth of repairs.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Car is repaired but Chris needs cash (again)]]</ref>

[[File:JacobWhiteKnight.jpg|thumb|200px|left|White Knight Blue Heart, Sockness's primary Twitter identity while planning to travel to Chris's home.]]
[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p15.jpg|thumb|200px|Jakoba in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]].]]

Once Sockness had his foot in the door, he began talking about his alternate dimension fantasies, further enabling Chris.

{{quote|Firstly, and mainly, I am not under Anyone’s Control. And second, I still support the Rokat and all the good peoples in Andromeda. I need to meditate further for more sound responses and thoughts. For now I will simply state that your research is valuable, indeed. Going silent.|Chris, addressing Sockness. He believes he is not under anyone's control while parroting Sockness's lore.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1154376923520352256</ref>}}

Chris featured Jakoba, an OC created by Sockness, in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. As Sockness put it: "She drew Jakoba, from one of mine when her CPU pals wanted to see the Rokat".<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cgybzh/chris_drawing_with_his_awkward_pen_grip_while/euxv3zz/</ref> For most of summer 2019, the two would interact relatively little, though other [[weens]] would try to push them closer together.<ref>[[Sarah and Steve]]</ref> In [[August 2019]], Chris, through his [[Magi-Chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, [[naïve]]ly dismissed Sockness's violent inclinations and approved the idea of him coming to visit.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan responds to Sockness' violent tendencies]]</ref>

== Subsequent interactions and Virginia trip ==
On 7 [[September 2019]], Sockness released a [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|fabricated conversation]] between himself and [[Magi-Chan]] from [[May 2019]], in which he declared that he and Chris would need meet in person and marry for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to proceed. Though Chris affirmed thereafter that the counterfeit dialogue was [[TRUE and HONEST|trustworthy]] and [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for the funding to travel to California,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/post-5298762</ref> he changed tactics within a few days, stating on Twitter that Chris, [[Chris and reality|in Magi-Chan's body]], had arrived on the West Coast from "behind the [[dimension]]al curtain",<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing for the Teen Troon Saga]]</ref> while Chris's body was safely in [[Virginia]]. Nevertheless, Chris remained interested in Sockness coming to visit him at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris]]</ref>

[[File:BarneySatanism.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The rift between Jacob and Chris continued to widen on 28 September 2019, when Chris refused to join in Sockness's worship of [[Wikipedia:Barney & Friends|Barney]], whom Jacob believes to be Satan.]]
[[File:Socknesstraininfo.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sockness's ominously one-way train ticket, with dates blacked out. Astute Kiwis have calculated that Sockness should have arrived on Saturday evening (28 September 2019) in [[Charlottesville]] had he continued.]]
As autumn 2019 began, months of casual on-line role-playing would come to a head: on 24 September, Sockness reported that he had bought train tickets to make the transcontinental trip to Chris.<ref>[https://archive.fo/vS8ac Sockness announces he has secured transport on Reddit]</ref> He made clear that his intent was both [[Chris and sex|sexual]] and [[Chris and violence|violent]] on Reddit, comparing his plans for Chris's rear to Germany's devastation by Allied bombings during [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the War]],<ref>[http://archive.is/kGTRi Sockness: 'I'll just destroy her ass like carpeting bombing Germany in WWII. It'll be in flaming ruin.']</ref> despite being physically incapable of such a feat.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5643632 Sockness reveals incapacity to rape Chris, 27 November 2019]</ref>

However, only a day later, Chris posted a statement on Twitter along with a short audio clip, [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]], indicating his desire for Sockness to return home after Sockness had left for Virginia, and saying that somebody in Chicago would provide him with a return ticket.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/post-5384612 Chris declares Sockness's destiny is to go home, asks his followers to stop him in Chicago]</ref> It seemed that Chris had a moment of clarity long enough to realise the magnitude of what was going to happen. He elaborated on his decisions a day later, including a statement from one of Jacob's imaginary gods, Michiro. In his statement, Chris cited [[Chris and health|his health]] as unconducive to having guests, and that Jacob had gone down the path of evil. Chris also said that he foresaw that he and Jacob would end up in a similar situation to how Chris and [[Cole Smithey]] are. On 26 September, Sockness admitted defeat, tweeting that his "involvement with the Dimensional Merge has ended in failure" and that he would delete his Twitter account upon returning home.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/page-6#post-5384295 Sockness quits, tweet screenshot mirrored on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Chris would confirm that Sockness had turned back the next day.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Sockness is going home]]</ref> In a [[honor roll|poorly thought out]] attempt to save face, Sockness would later claim that his train ticket was his own forgery, and the entire Virginia trip a sham.<ref name=hoax>[[:File:SockHoax.jpg|Tweet by Sockness, 16 October 2019]]</ref>

== Failed romance ==
[[File:Sockness managing Chris's Patreon.jpeg|thumb|200px|Sockness handling Chris's Patreon funding, as he did with eBay earlier in the year.]]
Despite spending over $1,500 through the course of his failed bid for Chris's attention, Sockness remained determined to win his prize in the end, and managed to slither back into Chris's inner circle of orbiters despite his dangerous behaviour. He apologised for his [[Chris and anger|emotional outbursts]] to reconcile with Chris, and had indicated that he wishes to try visiting Chris again at some indeterminate future time, making sure to bring a mutual friend along with him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SocknessPlans.png</ref> When Chris declared on 28 September his wish to attend BABSCon, a ''My Little Pony'' convention then scheduled for April 2020 just outside of San Francisco, Sockness consoled himself that he would see Chris in person after all.<ref>[http://archive.is/j8eth Sockness's Twitter, archived 30 September 2019]</ref> However, they would not converse again for over two weeks after this.
[[File:TruePals.png|thumb|200px|left|Sarah and Steve declare themselves outright to favour Sockness with this original artwork.]]
Halfway through October 2019, Sockness entered the picture again. On 12 October, Chris whined on Twitter about complaints from customers regarding the [[Patreon]] books they had not received.<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]]</ref> Sockness, sensing an opportunity to regain access to Chris, discussed the matter with him, and then announced with his approval<ref>[[October 2019 social media posts#Good News to Patient Patrons (Patreon post)]]</ref> that he would be taking over management of the Patreon's financing, ostensibly to help, in a similar move to his managing Chris's eBay several months earlier. Emboldened, Sockness proclaimed on 16 October that he would fly to Virginia sometime about [[Halloween]].<ref name=hoax /> He promptly resumed hitting on Chris over Twitter, with Chris playing into it: on 19 October, Sockness, commenting on a video clip of cosplayers kissing, said: "How about it Love @CPU_CWCSonichu?", to which Chris answered, "I’m not gonna cosplay as Deadpool or a Zombie, but we can kiss at the future time."<ref name=cankiss>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1185683452282261505</ref> Halloween 2019 came and went with no indication that Sockness had flown to Virginia as he said he would.

Shifting tactics, Sockness determined to cordon Chris off from other social interactions, establishing himself as the only one Chris could trust. On 3 [[November 2019]] he managed to sour Chris's opinion of [[Null]].<ref>[[Null#Chris turns against Null]]</ref> Later that week, Sockness allied with a newly returned [[Sarah and Steve]] in byzantine Twitter dialogues ''defending'' Chris against other enablers who sought to gain influence over him.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5562273 Peak autism, 8 November 2019]</ref> Among his methods to suppress rivals, Sockness would harass MKRNightVee in direct messages.<ref name=screech>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5646079 Merge table talk, 27 November 2019]</ref> Further seeking to cut Chris off from other contacts, including those who [[Guard Dogs|genuinely mean him well]], Sockness created a list of various [[Kiwi Farms]] and [[Twitter]] users he deemed untrustworthy for criticising his bid for control.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5576554 Sockness's Black Book, 11 November 2019]</ref>

===Friendzoning and second estrangement===
{{quote|I was following the request of Magi-Chan to keep on with Jacob, yet my feelings for him have developed, during the months. As for the present, I had to cool the romance, because even I Knew the whole time it was not meant to be, and Jacob's usefulness had become compromised.|Chris explaining his reasons for involving himself with Sockness to a random [[ween]]<ref name=aqua>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5653000 Chris blames Magi-Chan for Sockness, 30 November 2019]</ref>}}
Pressuring Chris to abandon his other contacts ultimately backfired. Chris received the list itself lukewarmly: while he affirmed that he was in [[Love Quest|love]] with Sockness, he still maintained some reservations.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5574329 Chris endorses Sockness against MKR, 11 November 2019]</ref> He challenged Sockness, noting that the list comprised mostly of Sockness's own enemies and asking whether he would be blacklisted also were he to turn on him.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5578153 Chris's challenge for Sockness, 11 November 2019]</ref> Sockness went on to defeat the various pretenders to his position without much fanfare, though in vain: Chris was repulsed by Sockness's professed associations with demons, and issued a statement on 28 November 2019 that he was not in a romantic relationship with him, and moreover that the Dimensional Merge would be endangered by such intimacy with him.<ref>[http://archive.is/FVISg Chris rejects Sockness's overtures, 28 November 2019]</ref> His decision was applauded by other enablers, some of whom had become Jacob's targets. Nonetheless, Chris still counted Sockness as a friend, and thought of himself as protecting him against demons.<ref name=screech />

As had come to pass two months earlier, when Chris disrupted his journey to Virginia, Sockness responded to the word that he had been rejected with [[tard rage]]. He delivered an [[Chris and negotiation|ultimatum]] to Chris, threatening to revoke his tacit permission to use his fictional setting in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and pursue him for [[Things Chris has ripped off|copyright infringement]] if he continued to use them, unless they got married.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-29-sockness-takes-his-ball-and-goes-home.63588/post-5650528 Sockness turns on Chris, 29 November 2019]</ref> While Chris agreed [[Stress|apathetically]] no longer to use Jacob's demonic characters in his own works, he displayed in an autistic Parthian shot his usual [[honor roll|comprehension level]] of how [[Chris and copyright|intellectual property]] works: Chris's own experiences and memories of Jacob's [[dimensions|fictional universe]] were inviolable. Sockness remained adamant, sternly reiterating the [[Chris and the law|legal limits]] on what Chris could do [[Chris and money|financially]] with his characters in an endeavour to bring him back into his flabby arms. Holding firm, Chris stolidly divested himself of him by writing off their past business together as being at [[Magi-Chan]]'s request and describing Sockness as having outlived his usefulness.<ref name=aqua /> Neither would speak to each other again for over three weeks, and their friendship was dealt a hard blow.

[[December 2019]] would see Chris's relations with Sockness continue to sour. Against Sockness's order not to use his fantasy world, Chris would release on 16 December 2019 a [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading card]] declaring that his final triumph over Jacob and his infernal horde was assured.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5727293 Chris commemorates his victory, 16 December 2019]</ref> Later that month, Sockness sought to spark conflict between Chris and [[Other enablers#MKRNightVee|an enabler]], but Chris recognised and dismissed these as the fabrications they were.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5755364 Sockness denounced as forger, 22 December 2019]</ref> Even Jacob's plan to confront Chris again at BABScon was derailed: the convention was cancelled in [[March 2020]] due to the risk of [[COVID-19]].<ref>[https://www.babscon.com/2020/ BABScon 2020 is cancelled due to SARS 2 outbreak, 18 March 2020].</ref> Unlike the [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|deep scars]] left to the ''Sonichu'' canon by the Idea Guys, Sockness's contributions, if not rejected outright, seemed to have been turned on their head and made impotent to warp Chris's thought any more than it [[Chris and reality|already is]]. For once, it appeared that Chris had actually managed to evade one of his malicious orbiters.

 
Any newfound optimism onlookers might have found in Chris's ability to discern his [[enablers]]' true intent turned out to be misguided. Through early [[2020]], Chris had fallen further into [[Mysticism|occult]] practises. On 31 [[March 2020]], Chris built a pagan altar in his bedroom according to instructions found in one of Sockness's books.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 Chris's altar, 31 March 2020]</ref><ref>[https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1245166234393444352 Sockness affirms the altar is after his model]</ref> Soon thereafter, on 6 [[April 2020]], Chris followed Jacob again on [[Twitter]].<ref name=return>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6251631 Sockness returns to Chris's interest, 6 April 2020]</ref> What precisely Sockness is doing is unknown: he restricted public access to his Twitter account on 19 April.<ref>[https://archive.li/V2QxB Sockness's restricted profile, 19 April 2020]</ref>

 

It remains to be seen what Sockness's next autistic machinations will be.
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==See also==
*[[Kidasuna]]
*[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]]
*[[Robert Simmons V]]
*[[Videos Uploaded By Jacob Sockness]]

==References==
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Lilgunter:

Patreon

2020-07-05T09:11:45Z

Lilgunter: /* Pledges received */

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{{quote|All completed Past and NEW Pages will be uploaded and Publicly viewable on my Facebook Page, https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian, in their respective photo albums.|[[Chris]], September 2015, on [[Etsy]], after receiving a $1,000 donation for the continuation of [[Sonichu 11]].}}

{{quote|The only way to see the pages of Book 11 before it is fully completed is to make monthly pledges on my Patreon.|Chris, June 2017, going back on his word.}}

[[File:Cwc patreon announcement.jpeg|thumb|Note his use of someone else's fanart to promote his profile.]]

'''Patreon''' is a website that allows users to make donations to artists, videomakers, musicians, etc. It runs under a subscription-based system where a user can become a monthly or yearly "patron" by purchasing a type of tier, which can allow them to view exclusive content and/or see content early as run by the artist in question. Unlike other websites of its type, it has extremely liberal definitions for fundraising goals and does not impose consequences on creators who fail to deliver,<ref>https://patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/212995103-What-do-I-do-if-a-creator-didn-t-deliver-a-reward-or-stopped-posting-content-</ref> making this the perfect platform for [[Chris]] to get paid without doing work.

Chris joined on 30 [[November 2016]]. He made multiple mistakes on setting up the account - he set it with a request for $250,000 ''per month'' instead of a total goal, he chose to ''limit'' big-ticket donations to once per month, he offered redundant gifts for any donors above the $50 mark and he used someone else's fanart of Sonichu and Rosechu for his account profile.

He was "hesitant" to join the site.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy for Patreon]]</ref> On 28 November, he said, "I am unable to offer gifts and whatnot, even previews", because he lost his inspiration after [[Lulu]].com banned him from its site for selling [[Sonichu (comic)|fan fiction]] in December 2015.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#You jerks]]</ref> It was an unusual display of self-awareness from Chris, in that he admitted he would have difficulty meeting his goals. It was in contrast to his time as a seller on [[Etsy]], during which he accepted orders while having a large backlog due to spending too much time on the [[PS4]], which led to the forced closure of his shop for failure to send products.

However, just two days after his initial post on Patreon, he [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon|changed his mind]] after Barb had to pawn a necklace, which she had to sell at a significant loss for $325, due to the [[Financhu Crisis]].

==Overview==
[[File:Cwc patreon nsfw.png|thumb|[[Honest Content]]?]]
[[File:Patreon nsfw.png|thumb|The option Chris checked.]]
The full title of the account is "Christine Chandler is creating Sonichu and Rosechu Official Comic Books and Products." While this was a laughably untrue claim for much of his first year on the site, beginning in [[June 2017]], Chris began to actually draw Sonichu again.

It is marked by Chris as "NSFW", presumably to either keep it from appearing in Patreon's search results, ward off [[trolls]], or both.

Chris embedded [[Patreon announcement]]. It was replaced with [[CLog Special - PATREON & MORE]] in October 2017.

{{quotebox|I am the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, Christine Weston Chandler, also known as Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan and so forth among my fan base and many trolls and cyber bullies on the internet since 2000. I have drawn and colored more than eleven books worth of stories, content and so forth, as well as my own official Sonichu and Rosechu figures and merchandise. I am looking to expand, officially, and in person/face-to-face; not long-distant over the internet. (Too many phonies and fakers)

I still reside with my mother and our dogs and cats, and we have a slew of financial problems, alongside a number of being the victim of internet trolls, blackmail and deception, and so forth, that have long emotionally and mentally scarred me greatly. My creativity has been affected, and the only resolve, I feel, is less worries hanging over my head. And the home finances are a start that I'd like very much to resolve, including the mortgage and debts. And that is why I am here on Patreon, to hopefully free our household of all that financial stress and find better peace of mind for myself to better be able to create again.

**The $250,000.00 Goal is the full amount goal; I had not intended to that to be a Montly Amount, but the altogether Goal, in general. My apologies for the confusion there.

The extra $50K in the goal is for allowance for room, and for saving for future rainy day(s).}}

==Goals==
{{quotebox|$250,000 per month

Pay off ALL of my home's finances, including the [[Chris and money|Mortgage and Credit Cards]], so I can feel better peace of mind and less weight long-time [[HippoOnYourHead|hanging over my head like many hippopotamuses]], and will feel better able to draw, color, create and so forth of my very own Sonichu and Rosechu.}}

In January 2017, Chris edited the goal down to $500 per month.

==Rewards offered==
For the first seven months, Chris offered a set of rewards which demonstrated his poor understanding of how Patreon works. Beginning in June 2017, he retooled the options to much more reasonable standards.

===From November '16 to May '17===

Chris's reward section was initially filled with ludicrous stretch-goals, where one will find themselves having more or less the same benefits from pledging $50 a month as pledging $100,000 a month, once again showing Chris's inability to comprehend finances; or he just lazily copy and pasted each of the goals.

Those who pledge should notice just how shit Chris treats, well, everyone. Pledge an incredible amount of money and you will be allowed to make '''1 video request''', and it must adhere to Chris's strict guidelines. Even someone donating a small fortune every month isn't allowed the freedom to request a video on what they want.

It is also worth noting that donators giving $50 or more every month will be allowed to add Chris on Skype. This will give [[Weening|weens]] who enjoy burning money to have "direct" contact with Chris, however it is unknown just how frequently he uses Skype, if at all. More likely, his inbox will just be filled up with hundreds of JUUULLLAYYYs and other nonsense that will just be ignored when he signs into Skype.

Prior to revamping his rewards, he had been receiving $28 per month from 4 patrons<ref>https://graphtreon.com/creator/user?u=4525122</ref>, with two of them subscribing to the $10 tier.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/capture3-png.229289/</ref>

The Rewards:

{{quotebox|
'''$10 or more per month'''

*My most grateful thanks for this minimum support; can't offer much else on this level. Thank you.

'''$50 or more per month'''

*One Skylander card of myself, Christine Weston Chandler, playable in Skylanders Imaginators (Allow up to two months time, for the time of collecting your pledge and shipment)
*Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
*Allow adding me onto their Skype
*Access to patron-only content
*Sneak peek photos of upcoming releases
*Patron-only polls

'''$100 or more per month'''

*One Skylander T-Shirt of myself, Christine Weston Chandler, available in Blue or White and Youth Small to Adult 3X (Allow up to two months time, for the time of collecting your pledge and shipment)
*One Skylander card of myself, Christine Weston Chandler.
*Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
*Add Me on Skype
*Plus all previous rewards

'''$500.00 Donation''' ''Chris accidentally entered this under the $50 donation tier''
*One Skylander Figure of myself, Christine Weston Chandler, playable in Skylanders Imaginators (Allow up to two months time, for the time of collecting your pledge and shipment)
*One Skylander T-Shirt of myself, Christine Weston Chandler
*One Skylander card of myself, Christine Weston Chandler
*All Above items will be autographed
*The custom video
*Allow adding me onto their Skype
*Personalized song/video message

'''$1,000 or more per month'''

*One 3D-Printed Skylander Figure of myself, Christine Weston Chandler
*One Skylander T-Shirt of myself, Christine Weston Chandler.
*One Skylander card of myself, Christine Weston Chandler.
*All above items will be autographed.
*Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
*Add Me on Skype
*Plus all previous rewards

'''$10,000 or more per month'''

*Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
*Add Me on Skype
*Plus all previous rewards

'''Faster Creation Recovery - $100,000 or more per month'''
*Nearly Halfway to the Goal; Happy Day! I would feel a lot better.
*Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
*Add Me on Skype
*Plus all previous rewards

'''Fastest to Immediate Creation Recovery - $200,000 or more per month'''

*After paying off EVERYONE, Swiftest Creation Recovery!
*Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
*Add Me on Skype
*Plus all previous rewards
}}

===From June '17===

{{quotebox|
'''$10 or more per month'''

*My most grateful thanks for this minimum support; First Level Perk is Preview Peeks at the individual pages of my books, a few at a time, before final publication. Thank you.

Includes

*Early access to my work

'''$20 or more per month''' - Book of the month

*At this level, starting at first successful payment, get an Autographed Copy of Sonichu #0, followed by each consistently paid month the books following after, in numerical order; all each personally autographed and relayed from publisher.

Includes

*Early access to my work
*Signed Book per month
*Your name in the credits

'''$50 or more per month'''

Includes

*Early access to my work
*Your name in the credits
*Four Autographed Sonichu Books

'''$100 or more per month'''

*Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
*Plus all the remaining other rewards

Includes

*Early access to my work
*Your name in the credits
*Eight Autographed Sonichu Books

'''$500 or more per month'''

*The custom video
*Personalized song/video message
*All other Tier Perks

Includes

*Early access to my work
*Your name in the credits
*All Sonichu Books (up to now available) Autographed
}}

===From June '19===
[[File:Teir.png|thumb|Chris doesn't know how to spell tier.]]

Chris updates his Patreon reward tiers and added new lower tiers that have no perks. This is likely a move to compensate for the substantial financial loss of his eBay account, which was deleted only weeks earlier after he had consistently failed to send out items. Ironically his Patreon also suffers this same problem, with many patrons leaving comments asking where their perks are and some having not received their rewards in over 9 months.

Chris somehow [[Chris and English|failed to spell]] "tier" correctly, on both the Patreon page and his Twitter, despite Patreon spelling the word correctly on his page.

{{quotebox|'''$1 Teir'''

'''$1 or more per month'''

*No perks, but I will be very thankful for your continued patronage. 😊

'''$2 Teir'''

'''$2 or more per month'''

*No perks, but I will be very thankful for your continued patronage. 😊

'''$3 Teir'''

'''$3 or more per month'''

*No perks, but I will be very thankful for your continued patronage. 😊

'''$4 Teir'''

'''$4 or more per month'''

'''$5'''

'''$5 or more per month'''

*No perks, but I will be very thankful for your continued patronage. 😊

'''$6 Teir'''

'''$6 or more per month'''

'''$7 Teir'''

'''$7 or more per month'''

*No perks, but I will be very thankful for your continued patronage. 😊

'''$8 Teir'''

'''$8 or more per month'''

'''$9 Teir'''

'''$9 or more per month'''

*No perks, but I will be very thankful for your continued patronage. 😊

'''$10 Donation'''

'''$10 or more per month'''

*My most grateful thanks for this minimum support; First Level Perk is Preview Peeks at the individual pages of my books, a few at a time, before final publication. Thank you.

Includes

*Early access to my work

'''$20 Donation'''

'''$20 or more per month''' - Book of the month

*At this level, starting at first successful payment, get an Autographed Copy of Sonichu #0, followed by each consistently paid month the books following after, in numerical order; all each personally autographed and relayed from publisher.

Includes

*Early access to my work
*Signed Book per month
*Your name in the credits

'''$50 Donation'''

'''$50 or more per month'''

Includes

*Early access to my work
*Your name in the credits
*Four Autographed Sonichu Books

'''$100 Donation'''

'''$100 or more per month'''

*Can request one video that I will create, maximum of fifteen to thirty minutes; Nothing Offensive or Pervasive in content; all curse words will be censored. Copy Pasta allowed within reason.
*Plus all the remaining other rewards

Includes

*Early access to my work
*Your name in the credits
*Eight Autographed Sonichu Books

'''$500 Donation'''

'''$500 or more per month'''

*The custom video
*Personalized song/video message
*All other Tier Perks

Includes

*Early access to my work
*Your name in the credits
*All Sonichu Books (up to now available) Autographed
}}

==Pledges received==
[[File:Chris Chan (3 Year of Patreon).PNG|thumb|Chris's Patreon growth over three years.]]

Chris's Patreon started out small, but as time went on, [[ween]]s threw more and more money at him, not realizing he spends it on [[BronyCon|frivolities]] and often fails to send out the rewards promised to patrons, claiming he ran out of money. Patron support continued even during the first few months of the [[Idea Guy]] saga, when Chris was too distracted with being trolled to work on the comic. By January 2018, in spite of it having been a full month since Chris's last comic update, Chris's patrons saw fit to award him with his second-highest revenue amount in his time on Patreon, netting him $652 from 24 people<ref>[[:File:January 2018 Patreon stats.png]]</ref>. Beginning in April 2018, however, his luck would turn; Chris's backers sharply reduced their pledge amounts, presumably due to Chris's failure to put out new comic pages. On 2 May, Chris whined on social media about it:

{{quotebox|I'm feeling a mite upset right now. I just checked my Patreon (All Pledges were processed), it WAS at over $900 total about last Sunday, as said on my Patreon Page; but today, I ended up with $450! UGH!!! }}

At that point, he had gone for ''95 days'' without updating the comic. Even with the release of [[Sonichu 12-9]] and [[Sonichu 13]] (then known as ''Sonichu 16''), Chris's pledges continued to hemorrhage as he fails to release his contents regularly. To date, his longest dearth of content has been 148 days, lasting from January to July 2019.

During February 2019, after getting free advertising from [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5G5U-eLzEg a patron's unboxing video], which garnered over 27,000 views during that month, Chris's Patreon rebounded with over a dozen new patrons pledging several hundred dollars, most hoping to receive physical book rewards. However, those patrons were [[naive]], as Chris simply didn't bother to mail out the comics, leading to complaints and donors eventually pulling their support.

{|class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align:right"
|-
! data-sort-type="date" | Month
! Patrons
! data-sort-type="currency" | Pledges
! class="unsortable"| Total
|-
| December 2016 || 4 || $62 || $62
|-
| January 2017 || 3 || $60 || $122
|-
| February 2017 || 5 || $70 || $192
|-
| March 2017 || 4 || $24 || $216
|-
| April 2017 || 4 || $24 || $240
|-
| May 2017 || 4 || $28 || $268
|-
| June 2017 || 4 || $28 || $296
|-
| July 2017 || 20 || $248 || $544
|-
| August 2017 || 27 || $383 || $927
|-
| September 2017 || 25 || $315 || $1,242
|-
| October 2017 || 24 || $516 || $1,758
|-
| November 2017 || 26 || $518 || $2,276
|-
| December 2017 || 26 || $437 || $2,713
|-
| January 2018 || 24 || $561 || $3,274
|-
| February 2018 || 26 || $795 || $4,069
|-
| March 2018 || 25 || $749 || $4,818
|-
| April 2017 || 28 || $770 || $5,588
|-
| May 2018 || 32 || $490 || $6,078
|-
| June 2018 || 33 || $470 || $6,548
|-
| July 2018 || 32 || $459 || $7,007
|-
| August 2018 || 27 || $328 || $7,335
|-
| September 2018 || 21 || $247 || $7,582
|-
| October 2018 || 19 || $210 || $7,792
|-
| November 2018 || 20 || $310 || $8,102
|-
| December 2018 || 15 || $170 || $8,272
|-
| January 2019 || 14 || $161 || $8,433
|-
| February 2019 || 12 || $114 || $8,547
|-
| March 2019 || 32 || $519 || $9,066
|-
| April 2019 || 26 || $536 || $9,602
|-
| May 2019 || 19 || $397 || $9,999
|-
| June 2019 || 13 || $212 || $10,211
|-
| July 2019 || 12 || $205 || $10,416
|-
| August 2019 || 12 || $161 || $10,577
|-
| September 2019 || 12 || $161 || $10,738
|-
| October 2019 || 13 || $157 || $10,895
|-
| November 2019 || 13 || $157 || $11,052
|-
| December 2019 || 16 || $181 || $11,233
|-
| January 2020 || 14 || $163 || $11,396
|-
| February 2020 || 14 || $163 || $11,559
|-
| March 2020 || 10 || $119 || $11,678
|-
| April 2020 || 11 || $136 || $11,814
|-
| May 2020 || 9 || $113 || $11,927
|-
| June 2020 || 8 || $112 || $12,039
|- class="sortbottom"
! colspan="3" | Total from Patreon<ref>[https://graphtreon.com/creator/Sonichu Graphtreon], 5 July 2020.</ref>
| '''$12,039'''
|}

==Delays on shipping==
{{quote|Still very much worth it to go to BronyCon|Chris, on why he couldn't afford to ship books during August 2017.<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref>}}

'''August '17''' - Chris took his patrons' money and spent it at [[BronyCon]]. After he got back, he posted an update saying shipments would be delayed until September.

{{quotebox|18 August

The books have arrived...

But I can't ship them at the while, as local funds are low for us here. I will have them all enveloped and addressed, and later shipped out to y'all on around the first of September. Thank you all for your patience. Still very much worth it to go to BronyCon; I had an awesome time, shared Lots of smiles and memories with new and current friends and celebs alike.}}

'''October '17''' - Two of Chris's patrons report not receiving their books for the month.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/where-my-books-14810336</ref>

{{quoteboxorange|Oct 10

Where my books 😞

When are you going to ship book 2 and 3?? Im two behind 😢😢😢}}

Luniara, also known as Mellanie Chafe (a commentator/friend on Chris's Facebook since 2015), also complained.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15593069</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1588553067905833</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1594745867286553?comment_id=1597741003653706&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R%22%7D</ref> For some reason, she remained a patron, even though Chris failed to answer her concerns.

{{quoteboxyellow|Nov 1

<nowiki>When will we be recieving our book rewards? =D Do we get tracking numbers?</nowiki>}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nov 28

Hey Christine! Have the books for last month come out? I would prefer to not have to cancel this month for not receiving it. It was intended as a Christmas present.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nov 28 (on Chris's Facebook)

Huh. By chance, did books from last month go out?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dec 3

Yeah. Didn't think so. Sneak thief. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Dec 7 (on Chris's Facebook)

Hey Chrissy. Did our books from October rewards get sent out? Mine is a gift for Christmas for one of your biggest fans. Christine Weston Chandler}}

Months later:

{{quoteboxyellow|Feb 11 2018 (on Chris's Facebook)

I never got mine from months ago. Probably back in November or October. 😟}}

Nevertheless, she was still a loyal patron. By May 2018, however, it was found that she was no longer a patron nor following Chris, possibly as a result of Chris getting angry at her over an unrelated matter and blocking her account over Facebook.<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

'''November '17''' - A patron left several messages on various posts,<ref>https://www.patreon.com/videogamereviews/comments?vanity=videogamereviews</ref> gradually running out of patience and then cancelling his pledge:

{{quoteboxyellow|Nov 3

I'm really looking forward to getting my #0 this month. I've been a Sonichu fan for almost 10 years and even own a medallion I bought from Christine, but having autographed books is going to be the crown jewel of my collection.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nov 15

Hey, Christine. Just wondering when the latest books are going to be sent out. Haven't heard anything since the 4th of November.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nov 16

Great to hear that you're back to work on the books, Christine. Is there any update on when books for this month are going to be shipped out?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Nov 21

Since Christine has not sent the books and will not answer my questions about when the books are being sent out I have cancelled my Patreon backing and I suggest you all do the same.}}

'''Jan - April '19''' - Chris stops caring about Patreon entirely, as no pledges have received any rewards.

{{quoteboxgreen|Jan 21

When does Sonichu 0 arriv?. I donated $20 over a month ago?}}

{{quotebox|Jan 28

yes christina PLEASE ANSWER! DO WE STILL GET SONICHU 0? I KNOW YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUTYOUR FANS BUT YOU CARE ABOUT MONEY RIGHT? I AM PULLING MY PLEDGE IF YOU DO NOT CONFIRM. I DO NOT WANT TO I WANT TO HELP YOU BUT YOU NEVER POST AND YOU DO NOT UPDATE. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Mar 27

can you please send the books? I've sent 40 bucks and I've been basically scammed. }}

{{quoteboxorange|April 2

Hey Christine, I have been backing you for 3 months so far. I am a fan of your art and you even came by my booth at TMG this past summer. We talked for a bit and you seemed cool IRL. I really respect your work and want to support the artist, but I have not received any copied of your comic or heard from you at all. If I do not hear back I will need to revoke my backing. }}

{{quoteboxpurple|April 9

i'm sorry christine but i have had to revoke my backing, you have not replied to a single one of my messages and i have not received anything, i would be still backing you every month if you atleast replied to me :/ }}

{{quoteboxorange|April 22 (Same user as April 2nd)

I also feel tricked by your actions. After months of payments and no updates or reply I will be revoking my backing. }}

'''May '19'''

{{quoteboxyellow|May 15

Can I have my comic please }}

'''June '19''' - Frustrations reached a high point when Chris posted that the merge is the reason he stopped fulfilling rewards.

{{quotebox|June 13

Chris, again, I don’t want to be that guy, but if you’re not prepared to commit to drawing full-time, then patreon is not for you. I have my own mental blocks to deal with as well, but I still put 70 to 80 hours a week into illustrations, commissions, and other projects, and often work weekends to make sure I’m continuously putting out content for those who are generous enough to support me. Your patrons are not obligated to pay you, especially if you’re not doing what they’re paying you to do. You can’t disappear for ten months and say that you’re building up strength to create again while you still have people giving you 200 USD a month to create. I know this is what you want to do, and that drawing comics is a passion of yours, but you need to take your position seriously if you want it to be your full-time job. Take care of yourself. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|June 13

Stop making excuses and actually grow some balls to admit that you can't fulfil your obligations and terminate this account Chris. Stop scamming people their money because YOU have stress and other dimensional bullshit, that is all fairytale and imaginary. The MERGE won't save you because it doesn't exist, you will still wake up tomorrow a loser, with debt to pay while living in a shitty house. Once Barb dies, you will lose the house and become homeless. GROW the fuck up, and realize that your stupid fantasy won't save you and work for a living. }}

'''July '19''' - Chris still appears to not be sending out the comics.

{{quoteboxyellow|July 11 (Same user from May '19)

Please can I have the copy i ordered }}

{{quoteboxpurple|July 25

So you're just flat-out ignoring your Patreons? No wonder people troll you. This is flat-out rude. }}

{{quotebox|July 26

im unsubscribing since i cant get any sort of answer on a tier related question. }}

'''August '19'''

{{quoteboxorange|August 11

It's a shame to see that Christine is ignoring her patrons. With a 10 dollar minimum pledge, you'd expect her to be a little more active.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|August 22

I was about to become a $100/month patron but after seeing all the negative comments, I changed my mind. The chances of getting scammed seem too great.}}

'''September '19''' - The [[Dimensional Merge]] saga continues to escalate tensions between Chris and the patrons.

{{quoteboxpurple|September 3, [[David90637947]]

PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING DONATING: Do NOT donate to her. She's losing so many subscribers, it was almost 200$ a couple of months ago, plummeting down because she's too lazy and selfish to thank her donors. She'd rather talk to Sockness about the merge stuff instead of raising money and nurturing her own community. I ordered a Medallion from her and she's BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER FOR NO REASON. I am absolutely heartbroken and, unless she contacts me with a reason as to why I am blocked, I will do everything in my power to make sure she loses more donors. She is a horrible person surrounding herself with horrible people like Sockness and Sarah+Steve, whilst we the community are just brushed aside even though we want the best for her. Do not donate to her. Do not give her any money. DO NOT MAKE MY MISTAKE. }}

{{quoteboxpurple|September 4, David90637947

In addition, with all her pleading for money to help her financial situation out, she is BACKING OTHER PATREONS WITH THE MONEY YOU ARE DONATING. She does NOT need your money. She's using you like a cow being used for milk. She is nothing short of a scam artist.}}

{{quoteboxpurple|September 25, David90637947

It's been 3 weeks and Christine still hasn't replied to my messages here. She doesn't care about you. All you 14 patreons are fools. }}

'''November '19'''

{{quotebox|November 4

I'm a $20 for a few months now and haven't gotten anything :( }}

==Banner==

The banner for his account is plagiarized from another person's fanart of Sonichu and Rosechu.<ref>https://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Rosechu-Wild-and-Angelica-artwork-293015701</ref>

Chris tried to rationalize the theft:

{{quote|It’s a lovely piece of art, I am not stealing it, I am using it in full appreciation of the artist that drew it, as much as possible.

And, it doesn’t matter: it has Sonichu and Rosechu; they both, all the others and the city of Cwcville, are mine, regardless.|Chris.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Chris_attempts_to_justify_stealing_from_fanartists</ref>}}

==Chris as a patron==
Chris has supported several Patreon users, despite doing so during the Financhu Crisis.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!Patreon
!Status
!Notes
|-
|[[DoopieDoOver]]
|Blocked
|Began pledging around 22 June 2017.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-12-chris-argues-with-a-fool.32246/page-6#post-2426664</ref> He pledged at the $50 tier during July.<ref>[[Doopie E-mails]]</ref> Blocked by Doopie on 2 August.<ref name=Doopieban>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-2-harasscwcdirectly-icon.32804/page-2#post-2476544</ref>
|-
|KittenBell
|Blocked
|A NSFW account by Doopie for porn art requests. Began pledging on 1 August 2017.<ref name=KBDolan>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-chris-pledges-to-doopies-nsfw-patreon-account.32762/</ref> Blocked by Doopie on 2 August.<ref name=Doopieban/>
|-
|[[Planet Dolan]]
|Cancelled
|Began pledging on 1 August 2017.<ref name=KBDolan/>. Ended pledge on 8 July 2019 in attempt to scrounge up money for [[BronyCon]].
|-
|[[Cole Smithey]]
|Blocked
|Attempted to pledge $50 on 1 August 2017; however, Cole had him blocked.<ref>[[NightStar2891 leaked DMs]]</ref>
|-
|Michelle Creber
|Ongoing
|A [[My Little Pony]] voice actress. Began pledging on 19 August 2017.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-260#post-2526100</ref>
|-
|Kipteitei
|Cancelled
|Artist who draws "chubby anime girls". Chris plagiarized much of his announcement regarding upfront charging from a Kipteitei post.<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/posts/2601234/</ref> [[Jessica Quinn]] had influenced Chris to support this Patreon, since Quinn has likes on fat fetish Facebook pages. Began pledging on 20 September 2017.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-325#post-2616281</ref> Ended pledge on 8 July 2019 in attempt to scrounge up money for [[BronyCon]].
|-
|[[Monica Rial]]
|Patreon deleted
|Began pledging on 8 January 2018. The only tier Rial had available at the time was one for "$1 or more".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/2934051/</ref> Rial discontinued her Patreon in May 2019.
|-
|[[DRWolf]]
|Ongoing
|[[MLP]] fandom contributor. Began pledging in [[August 2018]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3633863/</ref> Ended pledge on 8 July 2019 in attempt to scrounge up money for [[BronyCon]]. Resubscribed the month after BronyCon, on 3 September.
|-
|[[Amy Methven]]
|Blocked
|[[MLP]] fandom contributor Mad Munchkin. Began pledging in [[January 2019]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4170031/</ref> Methven blocked him on 29 January.
|-
|Gabriel C. Brown
|Ongoing
|[[MLP]] fandom contributor Black Gryph0n. Began pledging on 2 September 2019.
|-
|Horrible People Games
|Ongoing
|Makers of the fanmade "[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]" trading card game. Began pledging on 15 September 2019.
|-
|[[ProjectSNT]]
|Ongoing
|Began pledging on 4 January 2020<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5815424</ref>. Notably, the pledge came a month after Chris had an autistic meltdown at ProjectSNT over Twitter, suggesting he may be trying to manipulate her into responding to him with money. A perk for pledging is to receive an invite to ProjectSNT's Discord server - which Chris took advantage of, suggesting ProjectSNT ignoring him over Twitter had gotten under his skin so much he decided to throw money at her to try getting his foot in the door via Discord instead.
|-
|[[Ben Saint]]
|Ongoing
|Began pledging on 24 March 2020 at the $5 level.<ref>https://twitter.com/ItsAllSoUgly/status/1242633555605422084</ref>
|-
|SilverQuill
|Ongoing
|Began pledging on 17 April 2020 at the $20 level.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-6310608</ref>
|-
|Fluffy TG
|Ongoing
|Began pledging in June 2020.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-6754873</ref>
|}

==Updates==
*[http://archive.is/BdI2t 1 December] - Chris added Skylanders products to the gift offerings on the $50-$1,000 tiers. He added $500 as a tier, but screwed up and entered it under the $50 category. He also clarified the Overview section by explaining that he had intended the $250,000 to be a total goal, rather than a monthly one, showing that he still has unrealistic views on how much he can scam out of people. He still did not decrease the 'goal' from $250,000. Finally, he removed the once-per-month donor limit from all tiers.

*January 2017 - He edited the Goal down to $500 and added $10 as a donation tier.

*June 2017 - Overhaul of the rewards section, offering previews of colored Sonichu pages to patrons.

*13 June 2019 - Chris posts his first new update in over 10 months with a long rant claiming the delay on rewards is due to being busy working on the [[Dimensional Merge]] and at no point mentions when or if the rewards will be fulfilled.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/why-is-content-27578683</ref>

*28 June 2019 - Chris announces that he will resume work on the comic and posts a page of [[Sonichu 15]] along with an announcement that a combination of financial pressures and Merge duties kept comic updates from coming. Also of note is that what was Sonichu 14 is now Sonichu 16, and Sonichu 14 is now The Awakening of a CPU 2. <ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/27977211</ref>

{{Patreon}}

==See also==
*[[DStecks]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]
*[[Chris and money]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122 Chris's Patreon]
*[https://graphtreon.com/creator/Sonichu A graph of the Patreon]
*[http://archive.is/8Vr5K An archive of the page on its first day]

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2020-07-05T07:23:51Z

Lilgunter:

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</div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally related to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

CWC Ancestry

2020-07-04T15:19:42Z

Lilgunter:

{{Taxpayermoney}}

'''CWC Ancestry''' is a video of [[Chris]] proudly explaining the results of a DNA test from 23andme.com. He proudly declares and talks about his [[Michael_Snyder|Jewish]] and [[Niggos|African]] ancestry, despite the fact that he's not even 0.1% of either. The DNA test also reveals that he is not [[Cherokian_Clan|Native American]] as he previously thought he was.

==Video==
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| stardate = 31 [[March 2018]]
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| next = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]
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==Description==
Brought to you by 23&me; get Your Ancestry History and Report.

My Story

https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/e374f28fdb9d4f4a/?share_id=d1d6ea328ad541ac&utm_source=23andMe&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=23c_Product&utm_campaign=ancestry_composition

My Father's Story

https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/d202df0525224336/?share_id=c61eba65271f4604&utm_source=23andMe&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=23c_Product&utm_campaign=paternal_haplogroup

My Mother's Story

https://you.23andme.com/published/reports/82c08e4fc1124c94/?share_id=3bbc52fc047f45a0&utm_source=23andMe&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=23c_Product&utm_campaign=maternal_haplogroup

== Transcript ==

Hello, everybody, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again, and today we are... talking about ancestry, [[Chris and brand loyalty|sponsored by... 23andMe]], 23andMe.com, that's where I pay my money, that's where I send my [[Semen|DNA]], that's where I got my salt - my results earlier today. And, apparently, one - I'm 100%... European. But also, in my... paternal hay - haplogroup, which comes from [[Bob Chandler|my father]], apparently, there was some [[Niggos|black]] in him, so... [[Chris and reality|I'm black too]]. Hmm!

And out of that, uh, ancestry composition, it's - I'm 55% [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|British and Irish]], 28.1% French and German, 3.8% [[PewDiePie|Scandinavian]], 12.7% broadly northwestern European, and s - I'm .3% [[Chris and Spanish|Iberian]], I'm less than .1% Ashkenazi... [''ash-KEN-uh-zi'']... ''[[Michael Snyder|Jewish]]''... and .2% broadly European. So, huh, black and Jewish behind... this person. This individual right here. I'm black and Jewish, mixed a little bit.

So, on the first - on the high note of that, I'm definitely taking the first... [[Chris and English|preposition]] to address, I personally wish to extend my apologies, my most sincere apologies to every single Jewish individual in this world, and [[Reality Cartoon|everywhere else]]... for, uh, saying all the hurtful things I have said in the past, over the years. And, also, I extend the same apologies to the black people. I never really had any offense against black people, mind you. [[Chris and music|I'm a fan of Michael Jackson, I'm a fan of Louie Armstrong]], I was a fan of Redd Foxx, I was a fan of... I was a fan of the guy who played... George [[wikipedia:Sanford and Son|Sanford]]... [[wikipedia:George Jefferson|George... Jefferson]]! [''raspberry''] I like black people, alright?

And I didn't really have a thing against Jewish, except, uh, for, pff, uh, [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|that one time where I said that thing hastily]] to... [[Michael Snyder]], if you're listening to this, I apologize to you as well for that hurtful insult, so. And I'd like to go ahead and state and emphasize right now that... I recognize, mysel- I appreciate my Jewish heritage, and... I respect all Jewish people from now on and everywhere else, and I encourage to do the sa- everybody else to do the same, but... I reserve my right to not celebrate Jewish holidays. I may, if I am invited, then I'll celebrate with all of you, but that's not gonna be my typical thing. So with that, uh, everybody, be appreciative, be open, be kind, be supportive. I'm still a [[Tomgirl|trans woman]]. Okay? Alright.

And I put down links on my [[Twitter]], and on [[Facebook]], to... among which, my ancestry composition, my [[HEXBox|halo]]groups of my father and [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]], so... I'll copy those in the... link down below this - down below this video. Thank you all so much, and have a... good, safe day.

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July 2020 social media posts

2020-07-02T04:24:30Z

Lilgunter:

June 2020

2020-07-01T02:49:41Z

Lilgunter:

[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|Chris in June 2020]]
[[File:June2020.JPG|thumb]]
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continued, and Chris continued his bodyswap with Sonichu.

Major protests against [[Jerkops|police]] violence against [[Niggos|black people]] occurred across the US and elsewhere following a 28 [[May 2020]] killing (including [[Charlottesville]] and [[Richmond]]), but Chris has yet to comment.

==Highlights==

*'''2 June''' - "Sonichu" posts a lengthy Twitter thread threatening to expose all the trolls.
*'''12 June''' - Chris does a third part of his [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3|Reaction Livestream]] to the [[TF2 Analysis]] crew's cartoon.
*'''13 June''' - Chris, as Sonichu, comments on part 39 of ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'', incensed by Geno Samuel's discussion of [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Chris fucks himself|Chris shoving his dick up his ass]].
*'''21 June''' - Chris watches the premiere of [[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5|Pony Life]] and expresses his hatred for it on Twitter.

==Videos==
*[[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]]

==See also==

*[[June 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

July 2020

2020-07-01T02:49:25Z

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{{Ongoing}}
'''July''' is the seventh month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continues.

==Highlights==

==Videos==

==See also==

*[[July 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

2020-06-27T03:52:24Z

Lilgunter:

{{quote|9/11 was less of a tragedy than this show right now.|A caller trying to contact Noah.}}

On 19 [[April 2020]], Noah, confirmed [[ween]] and operator of the [[YouTube]] channel '''leftovermedia''', did a live interview with Chris and [[Charlottesville]]-based musician Max Mandu. Despite social distancing orders in place due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, the interview was done in person, which the host even acknowledges at 39:15.

==Summary==
The interview is set up with Noah, Chris and Max sitting on a couch. At 14:35, the host Noah introduces Max Mandu normally, but then introduces Chris as "Sonichu in the body of Christine Weston Chandler" and refers to Chris as "Sonichu" for the entirety of the interview. After introducing the two, Noah then lets Max perform a song called "Malekai" with his harmonica and [[guitar]]. While Max performs the song, Chris is seen next to Max playing an imaginary guitar.

Max then finishes the song and begins introducing himself, but is interrupted by a caller who asks Chris about the due-date of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. The stream very soon turns into [[Ween|people]] spam-calling over Skype to ask Chris about Sonichu, the Merge, the [[Chaotic Combo]] and various other things.

Chris then asks Noah to mute the calls and Max goes back to introducing himself, but is once again interrupted by more calls coming in. For the rest of the interview, Chris larped about his delusions, the Loyal Fanbase including a few enablers and weens called in, Chris left his mic on while he went to the bathroom, and Max suffered on the inside until he finally decided to leave at the 1:02:00 mark.

Over time, it became increasingly clear that the interview was set up by Noah to harass Chris (primarily through refusing to block other [[ween]]s attempting to spam the phone, which some viewers suspect was set to automatically answer any incoming calls) and show up Max, a move that was met with significant amounts of criticism by viewers both on YouTube and elsewhere.
== Noah's Response ==
Ween Noah later gave his input on the live stream.

{{quoteboxred|i see a lot of people saying i was trying to use chris or something. however, i've been irl friends with chris for like a year and a half now and this was always set up to be a show with both of us since we first started talking about it.

to address the comment about putting a woman on the phone: even the caller and his fiance knew it was a joke. what is this 1930? of course it's a joke to ask to put a woman on the phone. unwedge your panties.

also, i have no interest in owning chris. the main joke of the stream was that max and chris would be in the same room, and max was under the assumption this was a local variety show. it was supposed to be a trainwrek and it was. only real technical issue was forgetting to set up skype correctly, but calls were an afterthought.

i produced a trainwrek for the internet to enjoy and i am being told i was just trying to get clicks on "my show"... lol...

glad at least some people enjoyed it, chris being one of them.

ps, max got paid for the appearance.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-live-stream-1pm.68553/post-6320248</ref>}}

==Max's Response==

Max Mandu gave his official response to the stream on his YouTube channel stating he was left in the dark about the nature of the interview.

{{quoteboxred|Hi folks. As newcomers to my channel may be aware, I was recently involved in a video that turned out to be the work of a troll and con artist. It's clear it was an attempt to humiliate me. I would like the record to show that I had no knowledge of the show's format or the other guest before I went on. I did speak to the host beforehand to confirm details, but he purposefully misled me. I wholly condemn this and regret my involvement.

My alarm bells were going off the whole time I was there. I wish I had left sooner - I only didn't because in such an unexpected scenario, I didn't know how to react.

I'm immensely thankful for all the kind messages of support I have received as a result. It goes to show that the good in the world will always outweigh the bad. This has not discouraged me from pursuing music; rather, I am all the more determined to continue practicing my art and putting positive content out into the world.

If you would like to hear more of my studio recordings and support me directly, you can stream or purchase my music on Bandcamp: https://maxmandu.bandcamp.com/

Thanks for your support!
- Max<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI5HdYHj9yIaZpcyrc2sQvg/community</ref>}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE | Leftovers Tonight
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lHdqsAOiJ-M}}
| stardate = 19 [[April 2020]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}} {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = A Sonichu and Rosechu Valentine
| saga =
| previous = [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#Reaction_Video:_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_1|Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1]]
| next = [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_2_Reaction_Video|TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]
}}

===Transcript of "Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight"===

{{Transcription}}

0:00:00 - [''A piano cover of the Green Hill Zone theme from Sonic the Hedgehog loops while the stream waits to start.'']

0:14:34 - [''Fade in to Noah sitting on a couch. A disturbing drawing of Chris as a bodybuilder hangs behind him. Chris's arm is visible at the edge of the frame.'']

'''Noah''': Hello everybody, and welcome to Leftovers Tonight. Today I have assembled some of Augusta County's most talented people to discuss their art and their careers. Starting today is musician Max Mandu, who is a local talent out of Charlottesville. He's going to be playing a little ditty for us, and then we'll speak with Sonichu, in the body of Christine Weston Chandler. All of this coming up shortly after a musical, uh, song by Max Mandu. Alright Max.

00:15:12 - '''Max''': Alright, thank you. [''Max begins playing guitar/harmonica. Chris begins moving his lower leg in rhythm with the song.''] This song is called Malekai.

[''A Skype call can faintly be heard coming in. Max continues unfazed. Chris does air guitar.'']

00:19:19 - [''Max finishes the song.'']

'''Noah''': Wow, that was really good.

'''Max''': Thanks a lot!

'''Noah''': Thank you very much for that. That was really good. (to <s>Chris</s> Sonichu) What did you think of that?

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Loved it! Very tuneful.

'''Max''': Thank you very much!

'''Noah''': It was very tuneful. That's very--that's true. So, uh, Max, tell me a little bit about, you know... You can put your guitar away and all that.

'''Max''': Sure.

'''Noah''': Tell me a little bit about your career.

'''Max''': Alright, for sure. So, I am Max Mandu. I'm from northern Virginia. I live here in Charlottesville now.

'''Noah''': [''Points at camera.''] You can look at...

'''Max''': Oh, this one. Alright.

0:19:50 - [A Skype call comes in.]

'''Noah''': Oh, we have a caller!

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Call on line one!

'''Noah''': Hello, caller, can you hear me?

'''Caller 1''': [''The speaker is a distance from the microphone, impacting the audibility of the call.''] Yes, I can hear you, how are you?

'''Noah''': I'm great. How are you?

'''Caller 1''': I'm good. Um, I understand that you have, uh, Christine Weston Chandler on the show right now?

'''Noah''': Uh, no, we actually have Sonichu in the body of Christine Weston Chandler on the show right now.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': 'Ello, 'ello!

Caller 1: Alright, um, yeah. I just have a question. So, um, what is... Do you have a new date for the [[Dimensional Merge]] at this time?

[''Sonichu raises Chris's hands in defeat and sighs.'']

'''Noah''': So, I don't know if the audience could hear that but they asked if you have a due date for the original Merge.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Yeah, not an exact due date but-- [''another Skype call starts to come in''] it's in progress and incoming... We can't take too many incoming calls!

'''Noah''': I'm just gonna merge 'em all. Everyone can speak at the same time.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Oh, boy. And now this talk show really gets crazy 'cause '''I PUT THIS LINK UP''' [[Chris and reality|'''ON MY TWI'''-- on the Twi-- on Momma's Twitter account]].

'''Noah''': Yeah, you put it on the Twitter, so now everyone's joining.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': (laughs) This'll go for more than an hour!

'''Noah''': Well, is the caller still there?

0:21:02 - '''Caller 1''': Now, with that being said, [''call connects to the stream's audio and becomes more audible''] um, what is, where is Christine at this time, uh, Sonichu? [''Max looks slightly annoyed.'']

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Okay, so...

'''Noah''': We're at, uh, a studio location.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Yeah, we're at a studio location in Virginia right now.

'''Caller 1''': No! No! No! Like, like--

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': I got the question--

'''Caller 1''': I, whenever--

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Momma is in [[C-197]] in [[Barb|a future version of this body]]. And, in my body is a future version of myself, and eventually [''another call starts coming in'']
== External Links ==
[https://www.dropbox.com/s/wyx9brftq9k5rks/Chris%20Chan%20%26%20Max%20Mandu%20LIVE%20%7C%20Leftovers%20Tonight%20-%20%20-%202020-04-19%2011-27-27.mp4?dl=0 Backup]
{{People}}

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

2020-06-27T03:48:13Z

Lilgunter:

{{quote|9/11 was less of a tragedy than this show right now.|A caller trying to contact Noah.}}

On 19 [[April 2020]], Noah, confirmed [[ween]] and operator of the [[YouTube]] channel '''leftovermedia''', did a live interview with Chris and [[Charlottesville]]-based musician Max Mandu. Despite social distancing orders in place due to the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, the interview was done in person, which the host even acknowledges at 39:15.

==Summary==
The interview is set up with Noah, Chris and Max sitting on a couch. At 14:35, the host Noah introduces Max Mandu normally, but then introduces Chris as "Sonichu in the body of Christine Weston Chandler" and refers to Chris as "Sonichu" for the entirety of the interview. After introducing the two, Noah then lets Max perform a song called "Malekai" with his harmonica and [[guitar]]. While Max performs the song, Chris is seen next to Max playing an imaginary guitar.

Max then finishes the song and begins introducing himself, but is interrupted by a caller who asks Chris about the due-date of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. The stream very soon turns into [[Ween|people]] spam-calling over Skype to ask Chris about Sonichu, the Merge, the [[Chaotic Combo]] and various other things.

Chris then asks Noah to mute the calls and Max goes back to introducing himself, but is once again interrupted by more calls coming in. For the rest of the interview, Chris larped about his delusions, the Loyal Fanbase including a few enablers and weens called in, Chris left his mic on while he went to the bathroom, and Max suffered on the inside until he finally decided to leave at the 1:02:00 mark.

Over time, it became increasingly clear that the interview was set up by Noah to harass Chris (primarily through refusing to block other [[ween]]s attempting to spam the phone, which some viewers suspect was set to automatically answer any incoming calls) and show up Max, a move that was met with significant amounts of criticism by viewers both on YouTube and elsewhere.
== Noah's Response ==
Ween Noah later gave his input on the live stream.

{{quoteboxred|i see a lot of people saying i was trying to use chris or something. however, i've been irl friends with chris for like a year and a half now and this was always set up to be a show with both of us since we first started talking about it.

to address the comment about putting a woman on the phone: even the caller and his fiance knew it was a joke. what is this 1930? of course it's a joke to ask to put a woman on the phone. unwedge your panties.

also, i have no interest in owning chris. the main joke of the stream was that max and chris would be in the same room, and max was under the assumption this was a local variety show. it was supposed to be a trainwrek and it was. only real technical issue was forgetting to set up skype correctly, but calls were an afterthought.

i produced a trainwrek for the internet to enjoy and i am being told i was just trying to get clicks on "my show"... lol...

glad at least some people enjoyed it, chris being one of them.

ps, max got paid for the appearance.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-live-stream-1pm.68553/post-6320248</ref>}}

==Max's Response==

Max Mandu gave his official response to the stream on his YouTube channel stating he was left in the dark about the nature of the interview.

{{quoteboxred|Hi folks. As newcomers to my channel may be aware, I was recently involved in a video that turned out to be the work of a troll and con artist. It's clear it was an attempt to humiliate me. I would like the record to show that I had no knowledge of the show's format or the other guest before I went on. I did speak to the host beforehand to confirm details, but he purposefully misled me. I wholly condemn this and regret my involvement.

My alarm bells were going off the whole time I was there. I wish I had left sooner - I only didn't because in such an unexpected scenario, I didn't know how to react.

I'm immensely thankful for all the kind messages of support I have received as a result. It goes to show that the good in the world will always outweigh the bad. This has not discouraged me from pursuing music; rather, I am all the more determined to continue practicing my art and putting positive content out into the world.

If you would like to hear more of my studio recordings and support me directly, you can stream or purchase my music on Bandcamp: https://maxmandu.bandcamp.com/

Thanks for your support!
- Max<ref>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI5HdYHj9yIaZpcyrc2sQvg/community</ref>}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE | Leftovers Tonight
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lHdqsAOiJ-M}}
| stardate = 19 [[April 2020]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}} {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = A Sonichu and Rosechu Valentine
| saga =
| previous = [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#Reaction_Video:_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_1|Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1]]
| next = [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_2_Reaction_Video|TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]
}}

===Transcript of "Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight"===

{{Transcription}}

0:00:00 - [''A piano cover of the Green Hill Zone theme from Sonic the Hedgehog loops while the stream waits to start.'']

0:14:34 - [''Fade in to Noah sitting on a couch. A disturbing drawing of Chris as a bodybuilder hangs behind him. Chris's arm is visible at the edge of the frame.'']

'''Noah''': Hello everybody, and welcome to Leftovers Tonight. Today I have assembled some of Augusta County's most talented people to discuss their art and their careers. Starting today is musician Max Mandu, who is a local talent out of Charlottesville. He's going to be playing a little ditty for us, and then we'll speak with Sonichu, in the body of Christine Weston Chandler. All of this coming up shortly after a musical, uh, song by Max Mandu. Alright Max.

00:15:12 - '''Max''': Alright, thank you. [''Max begins playing guitar/harmonica. Chris begins moving his lower leg in rhythm with the song.''] This song is called Malekai.

[''A Skype call can faintly be heard coming in. Max continues unfazed. Chris does air guitar.'']

00:19:19 - [''Max finishes the song.'']

'''Noah''': Wow, that was really good.

'''Max''': Thanks a lot!

'''Noah''': Thank you very much for that. That was really good. (to <s>Chris</s> Sonichu) What did you think of that?

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Loved it! Very tuneful.

'''Max''': Thank you very much!

'''Noah''': It was very tuneful. That's very--that's true. So, uh, Max, tell me a little bit about, you know... You can put your guitar away and all that.

'''Max''': Sure.

'''Noah''': Tell me a little bit about your career.

'''Max''': Alright, for sure. So, I am Max Mandu. I'm from northern Virginia. I live here in Charlottesville now.

'''Noah''': [''Points at camera.''] You can look at...

'''Max''': Oh, this one. Alright.

0:19:50 - [A Skype call comes in.]

'''Noah''': Oh, we have a caller!

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Call on line one!

'''Noah''': Hello, caller, can you hear me?

'''Caller 1''': [''The speaker is a distance from the microphone, impacting the audibility of the call.''] Yes, I can hear you, how are you?

'''Noah''': I'm great. How are you?

'''Caller 1''': I'm good. Um, I understand that you have, uh, Christine Weston Chandler on the show right now?

'''Noah''': Uh, no, we actually have Sonichu in the body of Christine Weston Chandler on the show right now.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': 'Ello, 'ello!

Caller 1: Alright, um, yeah. I just have a question. So, um, what is... Do you have a new date for the [[Dimensional Merge]] at this time?

[''Sonichu raises Chris's hands in defeat and sighs.'']

'''Noah''': So, I don't know if the audience could hear that but they asked if you have a due date for the original Merge.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Yeah, not an exact due date but-- [''another Skype call starts to come in''] it's in progress and incoming... We can't take too many incoming calls!

'''Noah''': I'm just gonna merge 'em all. Everyone can speak at the same time.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Oh, boy. And now this talk show really gets crazy 'cause '''I PUT THIS LINK UP''' [[Chris and reality|'''ON MY TWI'''-- on the Twi-- on Momma's Twitter account]].

'''Noah''': Yeah, you put it on the Twitter, so now everyone's joining.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': (laughs) This'll go for more than an hour!

'''Noah''': Well, is the caller still there?

0:21:02 - '''Caller 1''': Now, with that being said, [''call connects to the stream's audio and becomes more audible''] um, what is, where is Christine at this time, uh, Sonichu? [''Max looks slightly annoyed.'']

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Okay, so...

'''Noah''': We're at, uh, a studio location.

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Yeah, we're at a studio location in Virginia right now.

'''Caller 1''': No! No! No! Like, like--

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': I got the question--

'''Caller 1''': I, whenever--

'''<s>Chris</s> Sonichu''': Momma is in [[C-197]] in [[Barb|a future version of this body]]. And, in my body is a future version of myself, and eventually [''another call starts coming in'']
== External Links ==
[https://www.dropbox.com/s/wyx9brftq9k5rks/Chris%20Chan%20%26%20Max%20Mandu%20LIVE%20%7C%20Leftovers%20Tonight%20-%20%20-%202020-04-19%2011-27-27.mp4?dl=0 Backup]
{{People}}

Christian Weston Chandler

2020-06-20T01:10:16Z

Lilgunter: /* Chris today */

:''This article is about Chris himself... it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]]. ''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Honest}}

{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>
[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

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|data1 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) Christine Weston Chandler (2016–2018) Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (2018–present, not a legal name change)
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|data2 = Chris-chan CWC [[Spanish|Ricardo]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]] [[Sonichu (character)|Father]] [[Sonichu (character)|Pop]] [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]] [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] [[Liquid Saga|Solid Chris]] [[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]] [[Carlos Chantor]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]] [[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]] [[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]] [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] [[Night Star]] [[CPU Blue Heart]] [[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]] [[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]] [[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children| Grandma Christine]] Mama
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Birthday|24 February 1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|label5 = Gender
|data5 = Male (1982–2011) Tomgirl (2011–2014) [[Transgender|Transwoman]] (2015–present)
|label6 = Nationality
|data6 = [[United States|American]]
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7 = White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
|label8 = Height
|data8 = 5'11" (1.80 m)<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref>
|label9 = Weight
|data9 = [[WeighIn|209 lbs. (94.8 kg)]]<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084128581360513025]]</ref>
|label11 = Father
|data11 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)
|label12 = Mother
|data12 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–present)
|label13 = Siblings
|data13 = [[Cole Smithey]] (half-brother) [[David Alan Chandler]] (half-brother) [[Carol Chandler]] (half-sister)
|label14 = Education
|data14 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
|label15 = Occupations
|data15 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]]) Video game designer (unpublished) [[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) [[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]]) [[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid) Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]]) [[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)
|label16 = Spouse(s)
|data16 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) [[Sylvana]] Rosechu and [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018)<ref>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>
|label17 = Titles
|data17 = Mrs. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu Sonichu Creator Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddess]] of the Nations of [[Cwcville]], Comma, and the [[Commodore 64|Commodore Consoles]]<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref>
}}

<s>'''Christopher'''</s> <s>'''Christian'''</s> '''Christine Weston Chandler''' (born 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old autistic, [[Therapeutic Docket|mentally stunted]] individual, a former [[virgin with rage]], and a self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]]. Some would consider him to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multiplatinum album, nor has he scored an Oscar. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever-greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].

==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his thirties, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society, even as the need for independence becomes direr as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any [[Chris's resume|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the <s>begging</s> generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

[[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]

Chris is completely obsessed with his character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the associated [[comic]], to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partially [en]courages" and is even aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]]. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual.

His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise, his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]," and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman.

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== Early life ==
On 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.

===Childhood and adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl – if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance). In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pal]]s" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]
In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.

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==Discovery==
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[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}}

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1</ref> Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.
[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

==The trolling continues==
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].

== Chris today ==
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.

Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]

In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].

[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the "stress" taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.

The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.

[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.

Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].

[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in [[2015]].]]

More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general.

In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]].

As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.

In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.

This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, when Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.

In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016.

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]
|}

In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".

His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

[[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]

In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.

Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' VA [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.

He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&A session.

A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].

Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.

Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]

Afterward, another troll, the mysterious [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], began to influence Chris by slipping hidden messages, often based on Nazi references, into the ''Sonichu'' canon. While under the influence of the Idea Guy, Chris began spending time with members of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] who attempted to influence the Sonichu lore through involving themselves in the [[Dimensional Merge]].

{{clear}}

==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is [[Ego|unusually proud]] of his initials "CWC", and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick". Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].

Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as "Christine". In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler".<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> He now signs his name with "heart i's". Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,<ref>[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]</ref> except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.<ref>[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]</ref> [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and long after then he would still translate his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just "Christine Chandler".

Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]'s sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions. Other modern names for himself include CPU [[Scarlet]] and [[Night Star]], respectively his self-inserts for [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] and [[My Little Pony]]. In contexts when he wants to be grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent on Earth". Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term "Classic Chris" to refer to Chris before the [[Destruction of Chris's house|house fire]] and/or the [[Tomgirl Saga]].

==Featured fan video==

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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}
<references/>
==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]

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{{People}}
{{Timeline|nocat=true}}

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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Family Members]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]
[[Category:Homos]]

June 2020

2020-06-13T00:05:38Z

Lilgunter:

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:June2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in June 2020]]
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continued, and Chris continued his bodyswap with Sonichu.

Major protests against [[jerkop]] violence against [[niggos]] occurred across the US following a 28 [[May 2020]] killing (including [[Charlottesville]] and [[Richmond]]), but Chris has yet to comment.

==Highlights==
*'''2 June''' - "Sonichu" posts a lengthy Twitter thread threatening to expose all the trolls.
*'''12 June''' - Chris does a third part of his [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3|Reaction Livestream]] to the [[TF2 Analysis]] crew's cartoon.

==Videos==
*[[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]]

==See also==

*[[June 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

June 2020

2020-06-13T00:04:53Z

Lilgunter:

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:June2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in May 2020]]
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continued, and Chris continued his bodyswap with Sonichu.

Major protests against [[jerkop]] violence against [[niggos]] occurred across the US following a 28 [[May 2020]] killing (including [[Charlottesville]] and [[Richmond]]), but Chris has yet to comment.

==Highlights==
*'''2 June''' - "Sonichu" posts a lengthy Twitter thread threatening to expose all the trolls.
*'''12 June''' - Chris does a third part of his [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3|Reaction Livestream]] to the [[TF2 Analysis]] crew's cartoon.

==Videos==
*[[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]]

==See also==

*[[June 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

June 2020

2020-06-13T00:04:33Z

Lilgunter:

{{Ongoing
[[File:June2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in May 2020]]
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2020]]. The [[COVID-19]] pandemic continued, and Chris continued his bodyswap with Sonichu.

Major protests against [[jerkop]] violence against [[niggos]] occurred across the US following a 28 [[May 2020]] killing (including [[Charlottesville]] and [[Richmond]]), but Chris has yet to comment.

==Highlights==
*'''2 June''' - "Sonichu" posts a lengthy Twitter thread threatening to expose all the trolls.
*'''12 June''' - Chris does a third part of his [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3|Reaction Livestream]] to the [[TF2 Analysis]] crew's cartoon.

==Videos==
*[[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]]

==See also==

*[[June 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

File:June2020.JPG

2020-06-13T00:01:56Z

Lilgunter:

COVID-19

2020-06-12T23:54:38Z

Lilgunter: /* Stimulus check */

{{Ongoing}}

{{quote|This Viral Event is actually a better step in our own developments and evolution, as well as a deity-level test to sort out the weak from the moderate and strong|Chris.<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}
[[File:CWCorona.png|thumb|Coronavirus attacking C-197. Colorized]]
'''[[wikipedia:Coronavirus disease 2019|COVID-19]]''' ('''Co'''rona'''vi'''rus '''D'''isease 20'''19'''), caused by a virus officially named '''SARS-CoV-2''' and colloquially referred to simply as '''coronavirus''', is a fast-spreading disease responsible for the largest pandemic of the 21st century thus far. It has prompted governments to recommend stricter [[ShowerClean|sanitation routines]]; and to encourage social distancing practices, such as [[BACK THE FUCK OFF|staying six feet (2 meters) apart]], [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers#CWC Calls Out sonichuizcool|wearing masks]] when going out, and only keeping essential services open – which, to the dismay of [[Chris]], doesn't include conventions.

In [[March 2020]], in the midst of the pandemic, Chris exhibited a juvenile attitude to the nature of the disease and the [[Chris and health|body's own workings]]. He believes learning about the symptoms would [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally tire]] him which would put him at a higher risk of contracting the virus.<ref name=viral></ref> Later that month, he endorsed watching the [[anime]] series ''[[wikipedia:Cells at Work!|Cells at Work!]]'' to build one's resistance;<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#watch anime to kill coronavirus]], 22 March 2020</ref> the cartoon depicts body cells as people, and is based on anatomical and hematologic science (though with obvious artistic license at play given the show's portrayal) but given Chris's views on [[OCs]], it would appear that he believes it to be a direct, literal depiction of what goes on in his body.

==Impact on Chris's fantasies==
On 28 March, Chris claimed the pandemic to be a sign of the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that COVID-19 was cured weeks ago in his fantasy world, also saying that [[My Little Pony]] characters were working to stop the pandemic problems in the real world.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref>

Chris has claimed that this pandemic is a part of the merge used for [[Dimensional Merge#Beliefs on the Merge|evening out the population]] on both sides of the dimensional curtain before the merge. He says this virus will help remove those who are [[Honor roll|mentally]] and [[I AM STRONG|physically]] weak.

This disease had also made its way to [[CWCville]] in [[C-197]] and some neighboring dimensions, but was somehow cured in all of them by mid April 2020. It is not known if [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s have tried to crowbar a more severe outbreak into C-197, but Chris has so far ignored them.

==Impact on Chris IRL==
Due to COVID-19 being declared a global pandemic in early 2020, multiple rules came into effect, including but not limited to shutting down of all non-essential services. Though the definition of essential was very vague in the USA, conventions were labelled non-essential and were not allowed to open. This [[Stress|stressed]] our autistic hero as he could no longer go the places that had (somewhat) accepted him.

Chris couldn't deal with the cancellation of the one place where he found people who liked the same things he did and as a [[Chris and coping|coping mechanism]] declared that Sonichu has taken over his body and his soul has left for CWCville to attend BABScon.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Chris body swaps with Sonichu to cope with missing BABScon]]</ref> Despite social distancing having been enforced in Virginia, this didn't stop Chris [[Spirit possession|(as Sonichu)]] attending the [[Leftovermedia]] livestream with [[Weening|ween]] Noah and the musician Max Mandu, footage from the livestream clearly showing that social distancing wasn't in place.

Chris also said that a vaccine would be developed within two weeks from mid-March, suggesting that all his knowledge about epidemics comes from [[Chris and reality|Plague Inc]]. He then went on to say that we have not applied what we have learnt from past epidemics to this one. During the SARS and MERS epidemics, we were not able to create a vaccine 3 months after they were detected, thereby proving how [[naïve]] he is.

==Spending==
===Support for artists===
[[File:Bottlecaps.jpg|thumb|150px|Unlike Chris's finances, the hoard keeps increasing]]

Instead of paying [[Financhu Crisis|his mortgage or various loans]], Chris [[Chris and money|decided]] that he will be buying all the garbage that other Bronies have for sale online.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Sonichu spends money]]</ref> He begged his audience to buy his cards and comics so he can then give that money to Bronycon artists. When people called him out for this, he said the cancellation of Bronycon left these people with no source of income and that he was a helpful[[Chris and escapism| <s>person</s> Sonichu]] for buying their trinkets.<ref>[[April 2020 social media posts#Money well spent]]</ref>
Chris probably doesn't actually care about the artists and just wanted all their products and gave his stupid reason to justify wasting money.
{{Clear}}

===Stimulus check===
[[File:Chrisnewtablet.jpg|thumb|200px|Notice the charging cable held together using tape and velcro, [[Destruction of Chris's house|history will be repeating itself]]]]

On 29 May, Chris purchased an iPad, stylus, and subscription to Clipstudio to draw art digitally, using money from the Economic Impact Payment [[Monthly tugboat|stimulus money]] sent out by the [[Pmurt]] administration.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1266470207717072898</ref> Chris complained about how difficult the software was to use.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1266470865459429378</ref>

{| class=“wikitable“
|-
!Item
!Price
!Check balance
|-
|Apple iPad pro 9.7 inch
|$500
|$700
|-
|Adonit Pro 4 stylus
|$30
|$670
|-
|Bluetooth keyboard
|$20
|$650
|-
|Screen protector
|$10
|$640
|-
|}

Note - In [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#Watching_TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_3|TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]], Chris says he bought a 9.7 inch iPad Pro with 32 Gigabytes of storage, not an iPad Air.

{{clear}}

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]

== External links ==

* [https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019 TRUE and HONEST] information about COVID-19

{{Health}}
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Politics]]

2020

2020-06-03T11:07:36Z

Lilgunter: /* April */

[[File:1544732723661.jpg|thumb|300px|Coming in 2020?]]
{{Ongoing}}

'''2020''' is the 12th year of organized trolling, and the start of its second decade.

It brought the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic'' movie]], and President [[Pmurt]] will be up for reelection in [[November 2020|November]] along with members of the [[Charlottesville]] city council. It also saw the worsening of the ongoing [[wikipedia:COVID-19 pandemic|coronavirus pandemic]], which would result in numerous cancellations of events, and play a major part in Chris's online activity slowing down at the start of the year.

==January==
[[File:D&D dice.jpg|thumb|The only picture of CWC released in January 2020]]
{{main|January 2020}}

Chris started the new decade on a quiet note, with no video or even a picture of his face uploaded. On Twitter, Chris made a plea for [[The End Games]] to unban him, which obviously wasn't successful. He eventually sent them a piece of mail containing a drawing, presumably an attempt to harass or intimidate them. At the end of the month, Chris was sued for [[debt]] yet again, this time by two creditors – Portfolio Recovery Associates and Jefferson Capital Systems.

==February ==
[[File:Feb20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in February 2020]]
{{main|February 2020}}

[[Chris's birthday|Chris turned 38]] this month, saw the ''Sonic'' movie, and tried comforting an underage user on Twitter by recounting the time he saw Bob's dick; when he was reprimanded for this, Chris went on a massive screed about how the [[trolls]] ruined his life and made him hate sex. Other than this, not a whole lot else happened.

==March==
[[File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2020]]
{{main|March 2020}}

On 13 March, the aforementioned coronavirus pandemic was declared a national emergency, which resulted in the cancellations of numerous social events and other things (including BABScon, which Chris would go onto Twitter to complain about). Other than that, the month in general became very slow for Chris and his followers.

==April==
[[File:Chris in April 2020 on Leftovers Tonight.PNG|thumb|left|Chris, or "Sonichu", in April 2020]]
{{main|April 2020}}

On April 15, supposedly [[Sonichu (character)|"Sonichu"]] confirmed that he had swapped bodies with Chris beginning after March 31. The rest of the month went on with Chris believing that [[Spirit possession|he had swapped bodies with said character.]] He also appeared in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|a livestream]] hosted by a ween.

==May ==
[[File:May2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in May 2020]]
{{main|May 2020}}
Chris continued to believe that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu, and as such role-played as him on Twitter. Chris also streamed [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Part 2|Part 2]] of the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]]. Otherwise, May was yet another quiet month.

==June==

{{main|June 2020}}

==July ==

{{main|July 2020}}

==August==

{{main|August 2020}}

==September==

{{main|September 2020}}

==October==

{{main|October 2020}}

==November==

{{main|November 2020}}

==December==

{{main|December 2020}}

{{timeline}}

May 2020 social media posts

2020-06-01T22:53:28Z

Lilgunter: /* Chris gets an iPad */

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[May 2020]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.

==More money wasted==

2 May

CosmicKeyframe (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @CosmicKeyframe:

{{quoteboxgreen|Because I like you all, today is the LAST day you can order the "I Survived Bunny Day" Charm and Shirts.

After that, Im taking them off the store...dont worry though, Im sure Ill have more [[Animal Crossing]] Stuff in the future ;)

https://cosmickeyframeshq.com/shop/pre-order-i-survived-bunny-day-2020-acrylic-charm }}

{{quoteboxyellow|I pre-ordered one; still looking forward to receiving it. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Zodiac ==

6 May

Lt, Switch (@SketchyPegasus9):

{{quoteboxred|So what's your Zodiac Sign?? :3}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Chris Chan is Pisces, Rosey is Capricorn, and I, Sonichu, am Aries.}}

''Sonichu was originally hatched March 17 (Pisces), later being moved by the [[Idea Guys]] to 4/20 (Aries).''
==Mommy's Day==

10 May

Protoman00 (@milk_cookies16):

{{quoteboxgreen|Drawing for @CPU_CWCSonichu mother! I hope Christine’s mom has a Happy Mother’s Day! #MothersDay #drawing

[[File:Barb fanart.jpg|250px]] }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Sonichu: Hey, y’all. Just a friendly Happy #MothersDay greeting to all the women who are Mothers, Moms, and simple parents guiding their biological or adopted, or whatever the sitch, children, teens or adults. Me, personally, I can recall the days with my mother and father back in that ol’ field in Rhode Island. Such simple times in the days I was a wild Pichu, then Pikachu after evolving. My mother was simple, kind and nurturing, and continued to work hard as she did. And my father kept collecting food for us and keeping us safe as I grew up and lived. I was really saddened when both of them had fallen during that fated day on [[Sonichu chronology#2003|February 1, 2003]], when they and the flock of Pikachus were ravaged by the Team Rocket grunts, and all that shit.

Still, good times, with my parents.

Meanwhile, [[Rosechu|Rosey]], back in her Pichu days, had a few weeks with her father Luxray, and her mother Raichu. She enjoyed her simple times as best as she was able to. Then a trainer caught her in a Poké Ball, and sent her to Professor Oak, or whichever Professor he was in the US’ region in [[Virginia]]; this was south of [[Cwcville]]. But that Raichu, alongside Luxray (who Mama later dubbed the nickname “John”), they both kept watch over Rosey over the years as she and Kel of them traveled around to get their first set of badges; watching their little Pichu work hard for and with [[Kel]], evolving and growing up. Rosey’s mom had become ill some time ago, though. John did his best for her, but she was stricken and overcome. John, still, was ever adamant and motivated from that trauma.

John is still alive today, and he still remembers his beloved Raichu partner, and continues to do his best for us, and for her; another good and caring mother. So, yeah, Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers, be they human or animal. 😊⚡💛}}

''This account uses the Idea Guy-influenced date for the [[Chaotic Rainbow]].''

@ToadetteTalks:

{{quoteboxred|Hey what about Barb tho }}

{{quoteboxyellow|As for Barbara, Mother of Chris Chan Sonichu, she is very good and awesome in her own rights. I mean, Mama has previously praised and spoken well of her. I, personally, am unable to say much, except that Barbara did and does her best for her, and me, here, while I’m in this body. Thanks, Barbara, for being the mother of Chris Chan in 1218, here. I am glad to know her as much and well as I do.}}

@starcraft_al:

{{quoteboxorange|Sad that Chris is missing Mother’s Day.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Christine is not missing it; we have Mother’s Day in C-197, with the other bunch of holidays that you all have here.}}

@PinClock:

{{quoteboxred|yo Chris at least thank him for the drawing before going into one of these threads. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|I thanked the artist by retweeting it and sending good vibes and wishes. And this is actually Sonichu; not Christine. I am still stuck in this body swap that has happened over a month ago. Until after I deliver this body to her, while she was still in my body on April 10, 2020. you’re talking to and with me, Boyo PinClock-Cushion, and so is everyone else. 😠⚡ }}

{{quoteboxred|PinClock-Cushion? }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes.}}

{{quoteboxred|That being said, I would love to have a Pin Clock Cushion. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|ALOL.}}
==BABScon is online==
10 May

@BABSCon:
{{quoteboxgreen|And that's a wrap for the first-ever #BABSConline! Thank you to all of our staff, musicians (both main stage and renegade), guests of honor, panelists, and of course, our attendees!

You guys ALL made this thing awesome, and we would LOVE to be able to do it again in the future❤ }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Personally, I’ll settle and want better of the offline convention where we all actually get together, instead of lingering behind closed monitors, but for now, it was what it was. Thanks for the attempt and hard work on the Online aspect.}}
==What is the deal with naive slow-in-the-minds?==
10 & 15 May
{{quoteboxyellow|Rosey and I are checking out @[[JerrySeinfeld]] “23 Hours To Kill” special on @netflix. }}

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):
{{quoteboxred| Maybe you could make it a double feature and do Bee Movie after }}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Perhaps”, but I didn’t think of it. Plus, is “Bee” on @netflix ? What is the deal with watching an animated movie featuring the comedian you just watched in a special right after that special? Thanks for the laughs, Jerry. Perhaps you and Mama Christine can get a coffee sometime.}}

==Contrapoints attacks Geno==
10 May

[[Geno Samuel]] (@genosamuelgeno):

{{quoteboxgreen|... I’ve also been in contact with Christine, who had nice things to say about me, and regularly still watches [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History|the videos]]. To think that @ContraPoints compared what I do to [[A-Log]] is disingenuous and wholly inaccurate. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|To be fair, while the past videos and content was made available, and Mama explained herself the number of times to add context (although not all of the time), the leftover details that she had not added context to was left up for debate and fanfics.⚡⚡⚡ }}

Luke Nisbet (@AnEvilSnowman):

{{quoteboxorange|On the brightside I just found out that there are going to 100 episodes of Chris Chan documentries!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Is there enough video content to even constitute 100 episodes?}}

==equivalent exchange==
12 May

(lengthy thread discussing the Merge)

Fox McCloud (@AntiMergeLeader):

{{quoteboxred|And most recently, Chris’ statement that Covid-19 is ‘good because it weeds out the weak’}}

Protoman00 (@milk_cookies16):

{{quoteboxgreen|That’s a good point, however if Christine believe in the merge she wouldn’t have said that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The Merge is happening, and she believes in it highly; the sorting out was required in order to keep the worldwide population, post-merge, on an equal footing (sort of like equivalent exchange, or something like that). Okay?}}

==If you ignore all the times that I have actually hit someone==

Zaproductions (@Zaproductions):

{{quoteboxorange|Poor Roo was victim to a hit and run by a Sonichu, care to explain @CPU_CWCSonichu

https://twitter.com/i/status/1260460967818932224

}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That was very cruel of you to depict that at all. I would never ever hit someone.}}

==wacky==
14 May

Lt, Switch (@SketchyPegasus9):

{{quoteboxred|What is this? (Wrong answers only :3)

[gif of a pony next to a [[Wikipedia:Tube man|tube man]] ]

}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Pineapples! 🤣⚡}}
''A reference to [[Family Guy]]'s "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story."''
==Anti-Protoman sperging==

Protoman00 (@milk_cookies16):

{{quoteboxgreen|That’s a good point, however if Christine believe in the merge she wouldn’t have said that.}}

Now Mewtwo takes over the Twitter account:

{{quoteboxpurple|[[Mewtwo]]: Enough, @milk_cookies16. Your words against Christine and Sonichu really offend me now. You dare question her own context and morals in such callous ways. I will have you and everyone else know that in the Past, Christine was wanting to see, what you call tangible, evidence of the events of the [[Dimension Merge]] as they have and continue to progress as we speak.

[[File:Mewtwo looking fucky.jpg|200px]]

She used to be in question of her own powers and abilities and role as a Goddess, but No More. Christine has personally experienced, witnessed and felt the events, as well as additional moments that proved our point more than once with her. Among which the Body Swaps between her and Magi-Chan, and over a month ago the body swap between her and Sonichu. And even moreso now, in a future event for her own body and Sonichu’s soul, Christine is now literally and fully in [[C-197]] working even more hard and diligently with the other deities and her family, friends and allies. There has been no doubt in her mind about Anything with the Merge for the long time now.

We all know fully well the costs in bringing the populations of the two dimensions together; sacrificing a number of lives in [[1218]] so they can continue living on in the bodies of their self-counterparts in C-197, and the few of vice-versa. Christine has had it rough in her development during [[2000s|the first decade of the millenium]]; she was still finding herself and us. She is never again to be judged by the past actions that have been brought upon you all with the abuse and “Help” from the spiteful hating [[Trolls]] and Bullies of 1218 and C-197.

Christine has grown and developed exponentially and well. You all who speak against her, in your own lust for contempt that drives your hormones, or just to make a point or argument; you all do not know her better at all, and continuing to judge her on out of context content and mis-content brought on by the Haters’ influences from the past. You all sicken Magi-Chan, myself, and all of the other deities and psychics who personally know better of her. Christine’s and Sonichu’s present situations and actions are very much real and true. They would not lie anymore, because there is no point in lying these days during these times and situations between our Dimensions in this Timeline. Never Speak Against Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Ever Again, or I shall see to your appropriate torment and punishment, myself. Farewell. 😠}}
==Sonichu is back==
15 May

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Here you are, the presently complete set of Sonichu #TSSSF cards from Chris Chan Sonichu, herself, complete with all eleven Start cards autographed. More than 70% of the profits will be distributed amongst the Brony artists and vendors.

https://cwcvilleshopping.com/product/complete-set-of-sonichu-tsssf-cards-featuring-autographed-start-cards/40

[[File:Tssf may 20.jpg|500px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Sonichu: Hey, Everyone. I finally received the set of our #TSSSF cards: Deck, Expansion Packs and Promos. I will be setting up the one time listing on #CwcvilleShopping later, but it does include all of the Autographed Start Cards. 70% of the Profits will go to the Brony Artists.

[[File:P1.jpg|300px]] [[File:P2.jpg|300px]] [[File:P3.jpg|300px]] }}

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):
{{quoteboxred| Has the virus delayed shipping of those? }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, in part, that is why they were delayed. In a more cool timing, I could have offered them at the same time as the autographed books and the bag. But that didn’t happen.}}

Later, on 22 May, "Sonichu" added:

{{quoteboxyellow|Seriously, this set is available for immediate shipping right now; that brown box in the corner of the photo is what they’ll be shipped in. Awesome Deal, and helping the Brony Artists. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Streaming reaction==
15 May

{{quoteboxyellow|Streaming Reaction vid #TF2AnalysisAnarchy}}
==Streaming reaction==
15 May

Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxgreen|Opposites Pepper and Rhiannon are good friends!
}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’d ship them. 😊⚡}}
==Chris thinks he looks like a Disney Princess==
16 May
{{Quoteboxyellow|Just sharing this lovely piece from MKR; I’ve commented in that nowadays, Mama has so much more of that Goddess presence that she looks in similar style with a #DisneyPrincess (Closest in looks and personality with Belle). This just makes Rosey and me smile. Thanks, MKR.

[[File:Christine and pikachu.jpg|500px]]}}

==Pokemans==
18 May

Pokémon GO (@PokemonGoApp):
{{Quoteboxorange|🗳️ Community Day voting is coming back with some changes!

⭐ Votes will be collected via a Twitter poll hosted on our official channels.
⭐ The two Pokémon with the most votes will be featured in June and July #PokemonGOCommunityDay.

https://pokemongolive.com/post/communityday-junjuly2020 }}
{{Quoteboxyellow|Squirtle}}
==Come meditate==
20 May
{{Quoteboxyellow|Come meditate with open minds, souls and hearts along with the rest of the world on Thursday the 21st. ⚡⚡⚡

{{#ev:youtube|DgHk_OcYbM0}} }}
==Tentacle grape==
22 May
{{Quoteboxyellow|Grape balls of Grape! There is a lot of grape content in this #tokyotreat box. At least it’s not wine, but still yummy.
🍇⚡️ I loves me some fruit and fruity flavours.

[[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|400px]]}}
''Chris previously mentioned the Tokyo Treat Box in [[October 2017 tweets|October 2017]], [[November 2017 tweets|November 2017]] and [[May 2019 social media posts|May 2019]]. The Fanta Premium Grape comes only in the Premium box, which costs $31.50 per month, so Chris has spent about [[Financhu Crisis|$1,000]] on his weeaboo snacks.''

==More begging==
25 May
{{Quoteboxyellow|Ugh! Will someone buy this set of cards already, please!

[[File:Tssf may 20.jpg|500px]]}}
==Mewtwo is back==
26 May
{{quoteboxpurple|Mewtwo sharing good vibes with those true and good in soul, heart and intentions, as well as those down on their present luck. 💜
[[File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|250px]]
}}
==Powergirl cosplay==
27 May
CosmicKeyframe (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) (@CosmicKeyframe):
{{quoteboxred| So I made an impulse buy earlier in the month....

Im so proud of how I look in this, even in quarantine bod mode -- once I get back to pumping iron at the gym, Im gonna look sick as hell! (also when I get the wig)

So, I guess count this as a "before" pic ;p
<nowiki>
#</nowiki>cosplay #powergirl
}}

{{quoteboxyellow| Awesome! That looks great on you. It compliments your mighty aura and soul really well. I can imagine Golden going for another superhero type to compliment with you. Link with a chunk of Moldavite to overpower himself up with.
}}
==Sockness==

27 May

[[Jacob Sockness]] AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):
{{quoteboxgreen|Pride Colors. I'm ready for SF Pride. I have enough rainbows to make Rainbow Dash blush. [unimaginably gross image of Sockness dressed up]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|She’d say you could stand to be #20%Cooler, Dude. }}

{{quoteboxgreen|Okay, 20% cooler. [unimaginably gross image of Sockness dressed up]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[gif of Rainbow Dash laughing] }}
==fAMILY gUY==

27 May

Korbender (@BourbonTaylor):

{{quoteboxgreen|[image of peter griffin meeting Sonichu]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Not bad.😊⚡ }}

==Pokémon go to hell==

27 May

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, #PokemonGO peeps, I have a friend who is kind of a shut-in that still gets out and about. He needs a bunch more friends to exchange gifts with. So, send him a Friend Request; he will be very happy for the help.

6804 3376 6884

Thanks. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ }}

Ian Thayer (@tweeterman287):

{{quoteboxorange|So it's you?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No, it is not me or Mama. }}

{{quoteboxorange|So it's Barb?}}
==nep nep==

29 May

{{Quoteboxyellow|All Right, ⁦SEGA⁩ and NepNep! https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/28/fans-think-sega-making-new-console-60th-anniversary-dreamcast-2-12769757/amp/ }}
==Chris gets an iPad==

29 May

Replying to Zazush Una (Zazush_una):
{{Quoteboxyellow|That’s actually how I am feeling right now. FINALLY got that stimulus check; I purchased an iPad and some accessories. Downloaded #CLIPSTUDIO. And this pair of hands just made a drawing on the tablet, ANY Tablet, for the very first time. I had a frustrating experience.

[[File:Chrisnewtablet.jpg|400px]] [[File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg|400px]]

Sonichu: The biggest problem was being in pen mode, and the damned Colour Selection eye-dropper kept popping up while I was supposed to be drawing. GAH! At least I survived this first time. And, YES, that is literally my own signature; that is how I sign my name when I do.

}}
==Chris talks about Genosamuel's Documentary==

31 May

{{Quoteboxyellow|Huh. Just learned from [[Geno Samuel|@genosamuelgeno]] that [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|this song album]] is a thing. Personally, I chalk it up as a piece of literal irony. ⚡️

https://guwange.bandcamp.com/album/trollstas-paradise-a-true-honest-tribute-to-christian-the-hedghog-boys-deluxe-edition

Aside from that, I found hilarious Mama’s expression when she said “Whoop-de-doo for him” in [[Message for John Kyle|that one video of hers]] that was featured.

[[File:Derp1.jpg|400px]]

And that includes this one; yep, that’s a Derp face. Go ahead and Meme this out of context. “Well, [[South Park|Whoop-de-Derp ta-dum!]]”

[[File:Derp2.jpg|400px]]
}}
{{Social media}}

June 2020

2020-06-01T02:39:45Z

Lilgunter:

{{Ongoing}}
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2020]].

==Highlights==

==Videos==

==See also==

*[[June 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

June 2020 social media posts

2020-06-01T02:38:09Z

Lilgunter: Created page with "{{ongoing}} This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during June 2020. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for refer..."

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[June 2020]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.

May 2020 social media posts

2020-06-01T02:35:38Z

Lilgunter:

June 2020

2020-06-01T02:34:09Z

Lilgunter:

{{Ongoing}}
'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2020]].

==Highlights==

==Videos==

{{timeline}}

May 2020

2020-06-01T02:33:41Z

Lilgunter:

[[File:May2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in May 2020]]
[[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|thumb|Chris holding a grape drink]]
'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2020]]. The month began with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] possessing Chris's body, and the coronavirus pandemic causing worldwide shutdowns (at least in [[1218|this dimension]]).

==Highlights==
*'''2 May''' - "Sonichu" pre-orders a bracelet charm merch from an artist on Twitter.
*'''10 May''' - "Sonichu" wishes everyone a happy Mother's Day on Twitter.
*'''15 May''' - Chris streams [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Part 2|Part 2]] of the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]].
* '''19 May''' - Chris's 20 May [[debt]] hearing gets continued early due to [[wikipedia:COVID-19 pandemic|COVID-19]] precautions; set for 2 September.
* '''21 May''' - Chris participates in World Meditation Day.
* '''25 May''' - Chris goes on Twitter [[May_2020_social_media_posts#More_begging|begging for people to buy his set of Sonichu TSSSF cards]].
* '''29 May''' - Chris reveals he spent his [[COVID-19|stimulus check]] on an [[May_2020_social_media_posts#Chris_gets_an_iPad|iPad]].

==Videos==
*[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]

==See also==

*[[May 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

May 2020

2020-05-30T06:12:08Z

Lilgunter:

[[File:May2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in May 2020]]
[[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|thumb|Chris holding a grape drink]]
{{Ongoing}}
'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2020]]. The month began with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] possessing Chris's body, and the coronavirus pandemic causing worldwide shutdowns (at least in [[1218|this dimension]]).

==Highlights==
*'''2 May''' - "Sonichu" pre-orders a bracelet charm merch from an artist on Twitter.
*'''10 May''' - "Sonichu" wishes everyone a happy Mother's Day on Twitter.
*'''15 May''' - Chris streams [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Part 2|Part 2]] of the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]].
* '''19 May''' - Chris's 20 May [[debt]] hearing gets continued early due to [[wikipedia:COVID-19 pandemic|COVID-19]] precautions; set for 2 September.
* '''21 May''' - Chris participates in World Meditation Day.
* '''25 May''' - Chris goes on Twitter [[May_2020_social_media_posts#More_begging|begging for people to buy his set of Sonichu TSSSF cards]].
* '''29 May''' - Chris reveals he spent his [[COVID-19|stimulus check]] on an [[May_2020_social_media_posts#Chris_gets_an_iPad|iPad]].

==Videos==
*[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]

==See also==

*[[May 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

May 2020 social media posts

2020-05-30T06:06:24Z

Lilgunter:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[May 2020]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.

==More money wasted==

2 May

CosmicKeyframe (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @CosmicKeyframe:

{{quoteboxgreen|Because I like you all, today is the LAST day you can order the "I Survived Bunny Day" Charm and Shirts.

After that, Im taking them off the store...dont worry though, Im sure Ill have more [[Animal Crossing]] Stuff in the future ;)

https://cosmickeyframeshq.com/shop/pre-order-i-survived-bunny-day-2020-acrylic-charm }}

{{quoteboxyellow|I pre-ordered one; still looking forward to receiving it. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Zodiac ==

6 May

Lt, Switch (@SketchyPegasus9):

{{quoteboxred|So what's your Zodiac Sign?? :3}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Chris Chan is Pisces, Rosey is Capricorn, and I, Sonichu, am Aries.}}

''Sonichu was originally hatched March 17 (Pisces), later being moved by the [[Idea Guys]] to 4/20 (Aries).''
==Mommy's Day==

10 May

Protoman00 (@milk_cookies16):

{{quoteboxgreen|Drawing for @CPU_CWCSonichu mother! I hope Christine’s mom has a Happy Mother’s Day! #MothersDay #drawing

[[File:Barb fanart.jpg|250px]] }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Sonichu: Hey, y’all. Just a friendly Happy #MothersDay greeting to all the women who are Mothers, Moms, and simple parents guiding their biological or adopted, or whatever the sitch, children, teens or adults. Me, personally, I can recall the days with my mother and father back in that ol’ field in Rhode Island. Such simple times in the days I was a wild Pichu, then Pikachu after evolving. My mother was simple, kind and nurturing, and continued to work hard as she did. And my father kept collecting food for us and keeping us safe as I grew up and lived. I was really saddened when both of them had fallen during that fated day on [[Sonichu chronology#2003|February 1, 2003]], when they and the flock of Pikachus were ravaged by the Team Rocket grunts, and all that shit.

Still, good times, with my parents.

Meanwhile, [[Rosechu|Rosey]], back in her Pichu days, had a few weeks with her father Luxray, and her mother Raichu. She enjoyed her simple times as best as she was able to. Then a trainer caught her in a Poké Ball, and sent her to Professor Oak, or whichever Professor he was in the US’ region in [[Virginia]]; this was south of [[Cwcville]]. But that Raichu, alongside Luxray (who Mama later dubbed the nickname “John”), they both kept watch over Rosey over the years as she and Kel of them traveled around to get their first set of badges; watching their little Pichu work hard for and with [[Kel]], evolving and growing up. Rosey’s mom had become ill some time ago, though. John did his best for her, but she was stricken and overcome. John, still, was ever adamant and motivated from that trauma.

John is still alive today, and he still remembers his beloved Raichu partner, and continues to do his best for us, and for her; another good and caring mother. So, yeah, Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers, be they human or animal. 😊⚡💛}}

''This account uses the Idea Guy-influenced date for the [[Chaotic Rainbow]].''

@ToadetteTalks:

{{quoteboxred|Hey what about Barb tho }}

{{quoteboxyellow|As for Barbara, Mother of Chris Chan Sonichu, she is very good and awesome in her own rights. I mean, Mama has previously praised and spoken well of her. I, personally, am unable to say much, except that Barbara did and does her best for her, and me, here, while I’m in this body. Thanks, Barbara, for being the mother of Chris Chan in 1218, here. I am glad to know her as much and well as I do.}}

@starcraft_al:

{{quoteboxorange|Sad that Chris is missing Mother’s Day.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Christine is not missing it; we have Mother’s Day in C-197, with the other bunch of holidays that you all have here.}}

@PinClock:

{{quoteboxred|yo Chris at least thank him for the drawing before going into one of these threads. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|I thanked the artist by retweeting it and sending good vibes and wishes. And this is actually Sonichu; not Christine. I am still stuck in this body swap that has happened over a month ago. Until after I deliver this body to her, while she was still in my body on April 10, 2020. you’re talking to and with me, Boyo PinClock-Cushion, and so is everyone else. 😠⚡ }}

{{quoteboxred|PinClock-Cushion? }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes.}}

{{quoteboxred|That being said, I would love to have a Pin Clock Cushion. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|ALOL.}}
==BABScon is online==
10 May

@BABSCon:
{{quoteboxgreen|And that's a wrap for the first-ever #BABSConline! Thank you to all of our staff, musicians (both main stage and renegade), guests of honor, panelists, and of course, our attendees!

You guys ALL made this thing awesome, and we would LOVE to be able to do it again in the future❤ }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Personally, I’ll settle and want better of the offline convention where we all actually get together, instead of lingering behind closed monitors, but for now, it was what it was. Thanks for the attempt and hard work on the Online aspect.}}
==What is the deal with naive slow-in-the-minds?==
10 & 15 May
{{quoteboxyellow|Rosey and I are checking out @[[JerrySeinfeld]] “23 Hours To Kill” special on @netflix. }}

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):
{{quoteboxred| Maybe you could make it a double feature and do Bee Movie after }}

{{quoteboxyellow|“Perhaps”, but I didn’t think of it. Plus, is “Bee” on @netflix ? What is the deal with watching an animated movie featuring the comedian you just watched in a special right after that special? Thanks for the laughs, Jerry. Perhaps you and Mama Christine can get a coffee sometime.}}

==Contrapoints attacks Geno==
10 May

[[Geno Samuel]] (@genosamuelgeno):

{{quoteboxgreen|... I’ve also been in contact with Christine, who had nice things to say about me, and regularly still watches [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History|the videos]]. To think that @ContraPoints compared what I do to [[A-Log]] is disingenuous and wholly inaccurate. }}

{{quoteboxyellow|To be fair, while the past videos and content was made available, and Mama explained herself the number of times to add context (although not all of the time), the leftover details that she had not added context to was left up for debate and fanfics.⚡⚡⚡ }}

Luke Nisbet (@AnEvilSnowman):

{{quoteboxorange|On the brightside I just found out that there are going to 100 episodes of Chris Chan documentries!}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Is there enough video content to even constitute 100 episodes?}}

==equivalent exchange==
12 May

(lengthy thread discussing the Merge)

Fox McCloud (@AntiMergeLeader):

{{quoteboxred|And most recently, Chris’ statement that Covid-19 is ‘good because it weeds out the weak’}}

Protoman00 (@milk_cookies16):

{{quoteboxgreen|That’s a good point, however if Christine believe in the merge she wouldn’t have said that.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|The Merge is happening, and she believes in it highly; the sorting out was required in order to keep the worldwide population, post-merge, on an equal footing (sort of like equivalent exchange, or something like that). Okay?}}

==If you ignore all the times that I have actually hit someone==

Zaproductions (@Zaproductions):

{{quoteboxorange|Poor Roo was victim to a hit and run by a Sonichu, care to explain @CPU_CWCSonichu

https://twitter.com/i/status/1260460967818932224

}}

{{quoteboxyellow|That was very cruel of you to depict that at all. I would never ever hit someone.}}

==wacky==
14 May

Lt, Switch (@SketchyPegasus9):

{{quoteboxred|What is this? (Wrong answers only :3)

[gif of a pony next to a [[Wikipedia:Tube man|tube man]] ]

}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Pineapples! 🤣⚡}}
''A reference to [[Family Guy]]'s "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story."''
==Anti-Protoman sperging==

Protoman00 (@milk_cookies16):

{{quoteboxgreen|That’s a good point, however if Christine believe in the merge she wouldn’t have said that.}}

Now Mewtwo takes over the Twitter account:

{{quoteboxpurple|[[Mewtwo]]: Enough, @milk_cookies16. Your words against Christine and Sonichu really offend me now. You dare question her own context and morals in such callous ways. I will have you and everyone else know that in the Past, Christine was wanting to see, what you call tangible, evidence of the events of the [[Dimension Merge]] as they have and continue to progress as we speak.

[[File:Mewtwo looking fucky.jpg|200px]]

She used to be in question of her own powers and abilities and role as a Goddess, but No More. Christine has personally experienced, witnessed and felt the events, as well as additional moments that proved our point more than once with her. Among which the Body Swaps between her and Magi-Chan, and over a month ago the body swap between her and Sonichu. And even moreso now, in a future event for her own body and Sonichu’s soul, Christine is now literally and fully in [[C-197]] working even more hard and diligently with the other deities and her family, friends and allies. There has been no doubt in her mind about Anything with the Merge for the long time now.

We all know fully well the costs in bringing the populations of the two dimensions together; sacrificing a number of lives in [[1218]] so they can continue living on in the bodies of their self-counterparts in C-197, and the few of vice-versa. Christine has had it rough in her development during [[2000s|the first decade of the millenium]]; she was still finding herself and us. She is never again to be judged by the past actions that have been brought upon you all with the abuse and “Help” from the spiteful hating [[Trolls]] and Bullies of 1218 and C-197.

Christine has grown and developed exponentially and well. You all who speak against her, in your own lust for contempt that drives your hormones, or just to make a point or argument; you all do not know her better at all, and continuing to judge her on out of context content and mis-content brought on by the Haters’ influences from the past. You all sicken Magi-Chan, myself, and all of the other deities and psychics who personally know better of her. Christine’s and Sonichu’s present situations and actions are very much real and true. They would not lie anymore, because there is no point in lying these days during these times and situations between our Dimensions in this Timeline. Never Speak Against Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Ever Again, or I shall see to your appropriate torment and punishment, myself. Farewell. 😠}}
==Sonichu is back==
15 May

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, everyone. Here you are, the presently complete set of Sonichu #TSSSF cards from Chris Chan Sonichu, herself, complete with all eleven Start cards autographed. More than 70% of the profits will be distributed amongst the Brony artists and vendors.

https://cwcvilleshopping.com/product/complete-set-of-sonichu-tsssf-cards-featuring-autographed-start-cards/40

[[File:Tssf may 20.jpg|500px]]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Sonichu: Hey, Everyone. I finally received the set of our #TSSSF cards: Deck, Expansion Packs and Promos. I will be setting up the one time listing on #CwcvilleShopping later, but it does include all of the Autographed Start Cards. 70% of the Profits will go to the Brony Artists.

[[File:P1.jpg|300px]] [[File:P2.jpg|300px]] [[File:P3.jpg|300px]] }}

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):
{{quoteboxred| Has the virus delayed shipping of those? }}

{{quoteboxyellow|Yes, in part, that is why they were delayed. In a more cool timing, I could have offered them at the same time as the autographed books and the bag. But that didn’t happen.}}

Later, on 22 May, "Sonichu" added:

{{quoteboxyellow|Seriously, this set is available for immediate shipping right now; that brown box in the corner of the photo is what they’ll be shipped in. Awesome Deal, and helping the Brony Artists. ⚡⚡⚡}}
==Streaming reaction==
15 May

{{quoteboxyellow|Streaming Reaction vid #TF2AnalysisAnarchy}}
==Streaming reaction==
15 May

Pepperchu! (@pepperxhu):
{{quoteboxgreen|Opposites Pepper and Rhiannon are good friends!
}}

{{quoteboxyellow|I’d ship them. 😊⚡}}
==Chris thinks he looks like a Disney Princess==
16 May
{{Quoteboxyellow|Just sharing this lovely piece from MKR; I’ve commented in that nowadays, Mama has so much more of that Goddess presence that she looks in similar style with a #DisneyPrincess (Closest in looks and personality with Belle). This just makes Rosey and me smile. Thanks, MKR.

[[File:Christine and pikachu.jpg|500px]]}}

==Pokemans==
18 May

Pokémon GO (@PokemonGoApp):
{{Quoteboxorange|🗳️ Community Day voting is coming back with some changes!

⭐ Votes will be collected via a Twitter poll hosted on our official channels.
⭐ The two Pokémon with the most votes will be featured in June and July #PokemonGOCommunityDay.

https://pokemongolive.com/post/communityday-junjuly2020 }}
{{Quoteboxyellow|Squirtle}}
==Come meditate==
20 May
{{Quoteboxyellow|Come meditate with open minds, souls and hearts along with the rest of the world on Thursday the 21st. ⚡⚡⚡

{{#ev:youtube|DgHk_OcYbM0}} }}
==Tentacle grape==
22 May
{{Quoteboxyellow|Grape balls of Grape! There is a lot of grape content in this #tokyotreat box. At least it’s not wine, but still yummy.
🍇⚡️ I loves me some fruit and fruity flavours.

[[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|400px]]}}
''Chris previously mentioned the Tokyo Treat Box in [[October 2017 tweets|October 2017]], [[November 2017 tweets|November 2017]] and [[May 2019 social media posts|May 2019]]. The Fanta Premium Grape comes only in the Premium box, which costs $31.50 per month, so Chris has spent about [[Financhu Crisis|$1,000]] on his weeaboo snacks.''

==More begging==
25 May
{{Quoteboxyellow|Ugh! Will someone buy this set of cards already, please!

[[File:Tssf may 20.jpg|500px]]}}
==Mewtwo is back==
26 May
{{quoteboxpurple|Mewtwo sharing good vibes with those true and good in soul, heart and intentions, as well as those down on their present luck. 💜
[[File:Mewtwo May 2020.jpg|250px]]
}}
==Powergirl cosplay==
27 May
CosmicKeyframe (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) (@CosmicKeyframe):
{{quoteboxred| So I made an impulse buy earlier in the month....

Im so proud of how I look in this, even in quarantine bod mode -- once I get back to pumping iron at the gym, Im gonna look sick as hell! (also when I get the wig)

So, I guess count this as a "before" pic ;p
<nowiki>
#</nowiki>cosplay #powergirl
}}

{{quoteboxyellow| Awesome! That looks great on you. It compliments your mighty aura and soul really well. I can imagine Golden going for another superhero type to compliment with you. Link with a chunk of Moldavite to overpower himself up with.
}}
==Mewtwo is back==

27 May
[[Jacob Sockness]] AKA the original Chris Kink (@JacobSockness):
{{quoteboxgreen|Pride Colors. I'm ready for SF Pride. I have enough rainbows to make Rainbow Dash blush. [unimaginably gross image of Sockness dressed up]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|She’d say you could stand to be #20%Cooler, Dude. }}

{{quoteboxgreen|Okay, 20% cooler. [unimaginably gross image of Sockness dressed up]}}

{{quoteboxyellow|[gif of Rainbow Dash laughing] }}

==Pokémon go to hell==

27 May

{{quoteboxyellow|Hey, #PokemonGO peeps, I have a friend who is kind of a shut-in that still gets out and about. He needs a bunch more friends to exchange gifts with. So, send him a Friend Request; he will be very happy for the help.

6804 3376 6884

Thanks. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ }}

Ian Thayer (@tweeterman287):

{{quoteboxorange|So it's you?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|No, it is not me or Mama. }}

{{quoteboxorange|So it's Barb?}}
==Chris gets an iPad==

29 May

Replying to Zazush Una (Zazush_una):
{{Quoteboxyellow|That’s actually how I am feeling right now. FINALLY got that stimulus check; I purchased an iPad and some accessories. Downloaded #CLIPSTUDIO. And this pair of hands just made a drawing on the tablet, ANY Tablet, for the very first time. I had a frustrating experience.

[[File:Chrisnewtablet.jpg|400px]] [[File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg|400px]]
}}

{{Social media}}

File:Sonichuipaddrawing2020.jpg

2020-05-30T05:58:40Z

Lilgunter:

May 2020

2020-05-30T05:48:23Z

Lilgunter:

[[File:May2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in May 2020]]
[[File:CWCmay2020.jpg|thumb|Chris holding a grape drink]]
{{Ongoing}}
'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2020]]. The month began with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] possessing Chris's body, and the coronavirus pandemic causing worldwide shutdowns (at least in [[1218|this dimension]]).

==Highlights==
*'''2 May''' - "Sonichu" pre-orders a bracelet charm merch from an artist on Twitter.
*'''10 May''' - "Sonichu" wishes everyone a happy Mother's Day on Twitter.
*'''15 May''' - Chris streams [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Part 2|Part 2]] of the [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams]].
* '''19 May''' - Chris's 20 May [[debt]] hearing gets continued early due to [[wikipedia:COVID-19 pandemic|COVID-19]] precautions; set for 2 September.
* '''21 May''' - Chris participates in World Meditation Day.
* '''25 May''' - Chris goes on Twitter [[May_2020_social_media_posts#More_begging|begging for people to buy his set of Sonichu TSSSF cards]].
* '''29 May''' - Chris reveals he spent his stimulus check on an iPad.

==Videos==
*[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video]]

==See also==

*[[May 2020 social media posts]]
{{timeline}}

June 2020

2020-05-29T19:54:22Z

Lilgunter: Created page with "'''June''' is the sixth month of 2020. ==Highlights== ==Videos== {{timeline}}"

'''June''' is the sixth month of [[2020]].

==Highlights==

==Videos==

{{timeline}}

PlayStation 3

2020-05-27T05:53:42Z

Lilgunter:

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[[File:Cwcps3 by nevermonkey-d4jrnny.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''', or '''PS Triple''' in troll parlance (purchased 17 March [[2007]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref> - [[The MovingFoward videos|28 August 2010]]), is a video game console released in 2006 as the third generation in Sony's PlayStation line of consoles. It introduced features such as the ability to play Blu-ray discs, further social and online features, and the PlayStation Network. However, the console had a rocky start due to a high price tag ($599 for a 60GB model, and $499 for a 20GB model, equivalent to $763.05 and $635.87 respectively considering inflation as of 2020), among other problems; still, during its 11-year lifespan it sold 87.4 million units, which while nothing compared to the PlayStation 2's numbers (where it is still the highest-selling console of all time) is still quite respectable.

The PS3 is notable for being [[Chris]]'s original "life upgrade". He desperately wanted to win one in a [[Pixelated PS3|contest]], to the point where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]] and a slim PS2, and declared that he would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> Chris eventually went ahead and bought one with his [[monthly tugboat]]. In [[August 2010]], following [[#Molestations and other PS3 damage|repeated PS3 abuse]], he [[#Destruction|destroyed]] his life upgrade...only to purchase another shortly after.

The PS3 was discontinued in [[2016]], and was supplanted a few years beforehand by the [[PlayStation 4]].

==PlayStation Network==
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation e-mails, a testament to Chris's financial responsibility.]]

The PlayStation Network is an [[online]] digital media service introduced with the PS3 with its launch in 2006. It allows users to buy games, movies, TV shows, and other stuff, as well as social media features, music and movie streaming, and cloud gaming. Being [[Chris and money|as irresponsible with money]] as he is, Chris went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris spent so much on the PSN that it contributed most of his credit card debt at the time (roughly $3,500 circa early 2010).

You might ask yourself how he could've spent that much and what he could've spent it on. Chris seemingly bought (and still buys) everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he frequently bought DLC for games he doesn't even own.

Chris spent at least '''$6,127.64''' in American [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer dollars]].

===Spending history===
The following table chronicles Chris's deposits into his PlayStation Network "wallet" between April 2007 and February 2010, the period for which detailed records of his transactions are available (thanks to the work of expert hackers).

Some interesting patterns can be spotted in his spending habits. He was relatively thrifty for most of 2007 and into early 2008, when he still had a few other outlets for entertaining himself outside of his [[Chris's room|room]]. There's a sharp spike around the time of his first ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]] in the spring of 2008, although that signal spike might have been augmented as a result of his concurrent "breakup" with Megan Schroeder in a bid to salve the emotional wound with the desperate application of virtual toys. Likewise, it's probably not a coincidence that after Chris was permanently booted from The PLACe in the summer of 2008, he began spending a shit ton more tugboat money on PSN.

In light of the second wave of the [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|Vivian Gee e-mails]], Chris's spending in early 2010 is impressive. Despite being supposedly put on a strict budget by his father at the time (in order to pay down debts created by his earlier PSN spending), he still managed to spend around $100 or more a month.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
! '''Month
! '''Amount
|-
| February 2010
| '''$130.00
| July 2009
| '''$80.00
| December 2008
| '''$150.00
| May 2008
| '''$90.00
| October 2007
| '''$55.00
|-
| January 2010
| '''$90.00
| June 2009
| '''$170.00
| November 2008
| '''$110.00
| April 2008
| '''$16.02
| September 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| December 2009
| '''$234.29
| May 2009
| '''$135.00
| October 2008
| '''$90.07
| March 2008
| '''$20.00
| August 2007
| '''$65.00
|-
| November 2009
| '''$215.00
| April 2009
| '''$225.00
| September 2008
| '''$90.00
| February 2008
| '''$20.00
| July 2007
| '''$25.00
|-
| October 2009
| '''$268.41
| March 2009
| '''$210.00
| August 2008
| '''$85.00
| January 2008
| '''$75.00
| June 2007
| '''$10.00
|-
| September 2009
| '''$132.36
| February 2009
| '''$125.00
| July 2008
| '''$120.00
| December 2007
| '''$25.00
| May 2007
| '''$35.00
|-
| August 2009
| '''$50.00
| January 2009
| '''$90.00
| June 2008
| '''$30.00
| November 2007
| '''$30.00
| April 2007
| '''$25.00
|}
[[File:Cwc spending.png|150px|thumb|right|A graph of his spending between April 07 and Feb 10. Source: [[CWC PSN Spending R script]] ]]

=== Trophies ===
According to the [https://www.playstation.com/en-us/my/public-trophies/?onlinename=Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 29 [[January 2016]], Chris has 3,724 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Games with over 50% progress include:

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Game
!align="left"|Trophies
!align="left"|Progress
!align="left"|Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
|[[Chris and Sex|69]]
|100%
|A driving game that Chris is terrible at. The levels that he has made so far are simply bad, and he racks up a fairly consistent .200 winning average.
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''
|65
|100%
|The game that made his [[Autism Tutorial]] possible.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Back to the Future: The Game|Back to the Future: The Game]]''
|60
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale|PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale]]''
| 56
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:InFamous|inFamous]]''
| 50
| 100%
| A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? [[Sonichu (character)|Hmmmmm...]]
|-
| ''Sonic Generations''
| 50
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders Giants|Skylanders Giants]]''
| 46
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[Kacey Call 8|Hannah Montana: The Movie]]''
|43
|100%
|[[Homos|No comment]].
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders:_Spyro's_Adventure|Skylanders Spyro's Adventure]]''
|38
|100%
|
|-
| ''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle''
|37
|100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time|Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time]]''
| 37
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:God of War: Ascension|God of War: Ascension]]''
| 36
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[God of War]] III''
|36
|100%
| All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sly Cooper#The Sly Collection|Sly 1]]''
|36
|100%
| Furries galore.
|-
| ''Sly 2''
|36
|100%
|
|-
| ''Sly 3''
|36
|100%
|
|-
| ''God of War II''
|35
|100%
| From the ''God of War Collection''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 2|Ratchet & Clank 2]]''
| 35
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection|Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection]]''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the ''Sonic'' ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal|Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal]]
| 33
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Midway Arcade Origins|Midway Arcade Origins]]''
| 32
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet: Deadlocked|Ratchet: Deadlocked]]''
| 31
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Cuboid (video game)|Cuboid]]''
| 24
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Stacking (video game)|Stacking]]''
| 21
| 100%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Costume Quest|Costume Quest]]''
| 17
| 100%
| Made by the same people who made ''[[wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend]]''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| A demoscene production. Not remarkable. Most people already had 1,000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free''
| 15
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sackboy's Prehistoric Moves''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP Episode 5: 8-Bit Is Enough]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''SBCG4AP Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Flower_(video_game)|Flower]]''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sam_%26_Max:_The_Devil%27s_Playhouse|Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse]] - Episode 1: The Penal Zone''
| 13
| 100%
|
|-
| [[PS Vita|''Welcome Park'']]
| 13
| 100%
| A Vita tutorial.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)|Wheel of Fortune]]''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Back to the Future - Episode 1: It's About Time''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Gunstar_Heroes|Gunstar Heroes]]''
| 12
| 100%
| Chris may have gotten 100% in ''Gunstar Heroes'', but in reality, he's a total zero.
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''
|12
|100%
| A fairly short fighting game that can generally be beaten in under 12 minutes.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode I]]''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] 2''
| 12
| 100%
| [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|"...Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then...''move onto another!''"]]
|-
| ''Sonic the Hedgehog''
| 12
| 100%
| Of course.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Buzz!|Buzz!]] Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS|NAMCO MUSEUM ESSENTIALS]]''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
|''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain!''
| 10
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Sly Minigames''
| 8
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Frogger_Returns|Frogger Returns]]''
| 4
| 100%
| ''100!!!''...oh, it's 4 trophies for 4 levels.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders SWAP Force|Skylanders SWAP Force]]''
| 40
| 94%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Burnout_Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Yes, this is a highly-acclaimed title, but Chris believes it's comparable to that of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>''[[Brutal Legend Plus]]''</ref>
|-
| ''Sonic CD''
| 11
| 90%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Braid_(video_game)|Braid]]''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. However, it's worth noting that ''Braid'' is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Treasures of Montezuma Blitz|Treasures of Montezuma Blitz]]''
| 13
| 85%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Tetris|Tetris]]''
|9
|85%
|
|-
| ''[[LEGO]] [[wikipedia:The LEGO Movie Video Game|Movie - Videogame]]''
| 49
| 82%
|
|-
| ''God of War''
| 33
| 82%
| Most of the trophies are earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under five hours.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Duke Nukem Forever|Duke Nukem Forever]]''
| 63
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Heavy_rain|Heavy Rain]]''
| 53
| 80%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Chains of Olympus''
| 32
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Table Top Tanks|Table Top Tanks]]''
| 5
| 80%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Skylanders: Trap Team|Skylanders: Trap Team]]''
| 47
| 78%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One|Ratchet & Clank 4 One]]''
| 45
| 77%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Band Hero|Band Hero]]''
| 35
| 77%
| A pop music version of ''Guitar Hero''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band Blitz|Rock Band Blitz]]''
| 18
| 76%
|
|-
| ''The Price is Right''
| 11
| 76%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic_unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D ''Sonic'' title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Splatterhouse_(2010_video_game)|Splatterhouse]]''
| 43
| 72%
|
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 3]]''
| 38
| 71%
|
|-
| ''God of War: Ghost of Sparta''
| 31
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[LEGO]] Batman 2: DC Super Heroes''
| 27
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Penny_Arcade_Adventures|Penny Arcade Adventures]]: OtRSPoD, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Numblast|NUMBLAST]]''
| 10
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Papo & Yo|Papo & Yo]]''
| 10
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Noby_Noby_Boy|Noby Noby Boy]]''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Space Ace|Space Ace]]''
| 7
| 71%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock of the Dead|Rock of the Dead]]''
| 21
| 66%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:PlayStation Home|PlayStation Home]]''
| 13
| 66%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing|Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing]]''
| 36
| 62%
| ''Sonic Kart'' couldn't hold his interest long enough for a platinum trophy. No Sonichu? Back to ''ModNation''.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Tomb Raider (2013)|Tomb Raider]]''
| 51
| 61%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:UDraw_GameTablet#uDraw_Studio_Instant_Artist|uDraw Studio]] - Instant Artist''
| 28
| 61%
|
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Wikipedia:Uncharted: Golden Abyss|Uncharted: Golden Abyss]]''
| 38
| 60%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:LittleBigPlanet Karting|LittleBigPlanet Karting]]''
| 45
| 58%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Spelunker HD|Spelunker HD]]''
| 31
| 58%
|
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen: The End is Nigh]]''
| 8
| 57%
| "Meeting with Chris-chan left [[Semen|bad taste]] in mouth. He is [[Tugboat|pampered]] and [[Tomgirl|decadent]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|betraying]] even his shallow, liberal affections. Possibly [[homos]]exual? Must remember to [[Kick the Autistic|investigate further]]."
|-
| ''[[Transformers|Transformers: War for Cybertron]]''
| 34
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band: Classic Rock]]''
| 12
| 55%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:The House of the Dead 4|The House of the Dead 4]]''
| 15
| 52%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Pure Chess|Pure Chess]]''
| 10
| 52%
| 10 of 13 trophies? Oh wait, only three trophies require any real skill.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uno_(video_game)|Uno]]''
| 10
| 52%
| Chris probably bought it in hopes that it was like the [[HEXBox|Xbox Live Arcade]] version. Forgotten about when he realized that was not the case.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Uncharted: Drake's Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]''
| 26
| 50%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II|Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode II]]''
| 8
| 50%
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|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'') In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the [[PS3 History Level]] shows many games that he touched only a few times (''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]'' and ''BioShock'', for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|the PS3 tutorial]], Chris says he thinks ''PAIN'' is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

===Hacking===
As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart [[Julie]], was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|February 2009]], which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits, as well as the video with [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console humping]].

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 [[February 2010]], thanks to [[Surfshack Tito|a certain Hawaiʻian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So...good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And...LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is.]]}}

{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the Internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call...My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles.}}

Chris pops giant boners for PS3, so much that the [[Spanish|Hispanic]] [[Chris_and_race#Hispanics|community]] would call him a "Sonyer". He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[HEXBox]].

==Molestations and other PS3 damage==
[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|[[Son-Chu]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]

On 24 [[July 2009]], a video of Chris humping his PS3 was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical [[stress]].

On 5 [[May 2010]], Chris [[I Pimp My Ride|posted a video]] in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a [[white knight]] who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability to connect his PS3 to the Internet, indicating that he either uses a wired Ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty...just as planned.

On 27 [[August 2010]], Chris [[Stardate, August 27, 2010|posted a solemn video]] where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over three years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact [[Sony]] tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but he did not succeed and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive. His PSN account activity seemed to confirm he had indeed deleted everything.

==Destruction==
[[File:Cameragroup004.jpg|thumb|Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his [[room]].]]

On 29 [[August 2010]], trolls obtained the [[The MovingFoward videos|MovingForward videos]], where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with [[Son-Chu]]. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode." He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained [[The_MovingFoward_videos#Destruction_Gallery|photographs of the console]] in various states of destruction.

The next day, [[ItIsFinished.MOV|another video]] appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car again for good measure.

Leaked [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] later revealed that Chris's motivations were twofold. Chris destroyed his beloved life upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a [[Trollin Train|troll-proffered]] reward of $9,001, as well as in hopes of satisfying his sweetheart of the moment, [[Jackie]]. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea very clearly. He destroyed nearly $5,000 in his greed, never received the reward that he'd hoped for, and never got to first base with Jackie, either.

== The rebirth ==
[[File:PStriple.png|thumb|And on the seventh day, it rose again.]]

By 6 [[September 2010]], only ''days'' after killing his life upgrade, it was resurrected, [[monthly tugboat|with your help]]. Chris had claimed in his exchanges with Tito and Clyde that he would never buy another PS3, probably an attempt to convince the two. Chris told [[Jackie]] that he experienced something similar to drug withdrawal after a few days without his beloved PSTriple: "Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence."<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7|Jackie Chat #7]]</ref>

Interestingly, Chris's new PS3 still uses the original case design, even though the larger PS3s had been discontinued in favor of the newer "slim" model in late 2009. This suggests that the replacement is a second-hand or refurbished model, and may have been chosen so that he could put the custom cover he made for his old PS3 onto it.

== The PS Move of Fail ==
[[Image:ChrisWithPSMove.png|thumb|Chris's PS Move in all its fail.]][[Image:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|thumb|Tomgirl socializing online.]]

It seems that when Chris purchased his new PS3, he also purchased a [[Wikipedia:Playstation Move|PlayStation Move]]. The PS Move is a derivative by [[Sony]] of [[Nintendo]]'s [[Wii Remote of Fail|Wii Remote]]. Chris, being the lover of all things [[Things Chris has ripped off|TRUE and ORIGINAL]] we've come to know, just had to have one.

Chris seems to have painted the two controllers of his PS Move in typical [[Sonichu]] coloration; the motion controller was painted yellow, while the navigation controller was apparently painted light blue.

The PS Move has made two video appearances so far, in the [[ECV_00001|Cherokee video]] and the [[I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat|wizard video]].

Chris later blew forty dollars on the PlayStation Move SharpShooter<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/12/09/new-playstation-move-sharp-shooter-attachment/]</ref>, as seen in the infamous [[Tomgirl pictures]].

==PlayStation Plus==
On 29 [[June 2010]], Sony started PlayStation Plus, a [[Hex Bawx|subscription-based program]] that offers members discounts, free content (until membership expires), and exclusives. Chris, already owning everything there is on PSN, unsurprisingly decided to plunge another $50 into debt for a Plus membership. For $50 per year, Chris can now play "free" rentals of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' and ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2'', games that he has already bought many times over.

==Other oddities==
Chris appears to keep his PS3 on most of the time. In many of the videos, he's left the console idling on the main menu or in-game menus. In Skype logs, [[Julie]] complained to Chris that he is logged on PSN when he's not actually around, which was fairly confusing.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|BlueSpike Skype Logs #8]]</ref>

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in ''[[Brutal Legend]]''.</ref> He even does so in the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

He holds his PS3 controller in many of his videos to turn his PSEye on and off, such as in [[I Got A Fish]].

==See also==
* [[PlayStation 4]] - The life upgrade... upgraded.
* [[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
* [[List of Chris's games]] - Detailing his entire game collection.
* [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
* [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
* [[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempts to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
* [[PS3 History Level]]
* [[PSEye]]
* [[PSP of Fail]]
* [[PSN Blogs]] - An archive of Chris's posts.
* [[Sonichu Home Club]] - Because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
* [[Sony]]
* [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - The kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.
* [[ItIsFinished.MOV]] - GAME OVER.

==References==
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==External links==
* <s>[http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu Chris' PSN, filled with useless trophies.]</s> Dead link as of May 2015
* [http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu Publicly viewable detailed profile]
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]</s> Dead link as of May 2015
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