https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=LobstraCWCki - User contributions [en]2026-04-25T23:45:27ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Forgot_the_Glitter&diff=157645Forgot the Glitter2012-02-27T21:10:53Z<p>Lobstra: Fixed a spelling error</p>
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'''Forgot the Glitter''' (leaked as ''vjtuevvjkdufkbjtdv [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which a distressed Chris performs a jiggle-dance in the changing room of a [[Walmart]] for [[Jackie]]. Originally a performance intended to be taped in the store's aisles, Chris had to settle for humiliating himself privately in the fitting rooms due to the fact that the store was busier than he had anticipated. <br />
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[[Chris]], dressed in his jean skirt appears trying on a brand new red tank top with a price tag attached to it, presumably to gain access to the changing rooms at the store. The tank top looks way too small for him, suggesting that even if [[Chris]] were to [[Fashion|buy new clothes]] they would still look as if he had had them since he was twelve years old. After a short disclaimer he starts wobbling his fat rolls back and forth while uttering nonsense for almost two minutes. In the course of the video, he lifts his skirt to reveal the [[tomgirl|Transgender]] symbol inscribed on his left ass cheek (which he calls his "[[cutie mark]]"). This is a rather curious choice of body art given Chris' continual derision of gay men, as the transgender symbol is traditionally associated with the [[Homos|LGBT community]]. Although the symbol appears to be rendered in Crayola marker and not tattoo ink, it wouldn't be entirely past Chris to have himself forever branded like the gender-confused cow he strives to be. After nearly half a minute of mooning his audience [[Chris]] finally pulls his skirt back down to reveal that he has decorated it with the letters "[[Jackie|J.PIE]]", because nothings says "I love you" to a girl quite like spelling her name with silver spangle on your skirt.<br />
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Interesting to note is Chris's discomfort in performing such a bizarre request; a reluctance that, while healthy and expected of a sane individual, has been absent in Chris's [[Love Quest|pursuit]] of appeasing a sweetheart until now. However, the completed video further illustrates that when [[china]] is involved, "dignity" is not a word in Chris's vocabulary.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = Forgot the Glitter<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wRD1EBmaRx4}}<br />
| stardate = <br />
| subject = {{Sex}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}<br />
| shirt = Red tank top<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
| previous = <br />
| next = <br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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''[We see Chris in his tomgirl get up, bent over to talk to the camera in a change room in Wal-Mart.]''<br />
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I ain't gonna do it, I'm sorry Jackie, but I'm not gonna be able to do it in the aisles today. More crowded than I thought...<br />
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What the hell is going on with that light?<br />
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Anyway, mmmm. Enjoy the 2 minutes in the dressing room here.<br />
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''[Chris begins to shake his body]''<br />
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Walla walla Walmart Walla walla Wal-Mart, Walla walla walla walla walla Wal-Mart walla walla<br />
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''[Chris lifts up his mini skirt showing his unholy taint. He then begins to shake it in front of the camera.]''<br />
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Walla walla Wal-Mart walla walla walla walla Wal-Mart<br />
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Deh deh deh deh deh deh walla walla Wal-Mart<br />
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walla walla Walmart walla walla Wal-Mart shake that, walla walla Wal-Mart<br />
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''[Puts his skirt down and continues dancing.]''<br />
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Walla walla walla walla walla, walla walla walla, walla walla Wal-Mart<br />
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Walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla<br />
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Check your progress, check your progress, walla walla Wal-Mart<br />
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''[Chris, now clearly exhausted, attempts to continue dancing but gives up.]''<br />
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Oh! the things I do for love, and I forgot the glitter.<br />
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([[Stress Sigh|sigh]]) Jackie I'll progress. Check my progress.<br />
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[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]</div>Lobstrahttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Teenage_Dream&diff=157644Teenage Dream2012-02-27T21:09:13Z<p>Lobstra: </p>
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'''Teenage Dream''' is an audio file of Chris singing [[Wikipedia:Katy Perry|Katy Perry]]'s song "[[Wikipedia:Teenage Dream (Katy Perry song)|Teenage Dream]]", leaked on 25 [[February 2012]]. In typical Chris style, he sings tunelessly over the original song (rather than finding a karaoke version).<br />
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==Video==<br />
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| name = Teenage Dream<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vRaX8cMkjjc}}<br />
| stardate = <br />
| subject = {{Music}}<br />
| style = <br />
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}<br />
| shirt = Unknown<br />
| other = {{Leaked|text}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
You think I'm pretty<br><br />
Without any [[Tomgirl|make-up]] on<br><br />
You think I'm [[Random-access humor|funny]]<br><br />
When I tell the [[Punchy Sonichu|puch]] line wrong<br><br />
I know you get me<br><br />
So I'll let my walls come down, down<br />
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Before you met<br><br />
[[Lie|I was alright]]<br><br />
But things were kinda [[Obesity|heavy]]<br><br />
You brought me to life<br><br />
Now every February<br><br />
You'll be my valentine, valentine<br />
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Let's go all the way tonight<br><br />
No regrets, just [[Chris and Sex|love]]<br><br />
We can dance until we [[Chris and Death|die]]<br><br />
You and I<br><br />
We'll be young forever<br />
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You make me<br><br />
Feel like<br><br />
I'm living a Teenage Dream<br><br />
The way you [[April 16 Fetish Vids|turn me on]]<br><br />
[[Biological clock|I can't sleep]]<br><br />
Let's [[Sonichu's Edge|run away]]<br><br />
And don't ever look back<br><br />
Don't ever look back<br />
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My [[Heart level|heart]] stops<br><br />
When you look at me<br><br />
Just one touch<br><br />
Now baby I believe<br><br />
[[Chris and Reality|This is real]]<br><br />
So take a chance<br><br />
And don't ever look back<br><br />
Don't ever look back<br />
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We drove to Cali<br><br />
And got drunk on the beach<br><br />
Got a motel and<br><br />
Built a floor out of sheets<br><br />
I finally found you<br><br />
My missing [[Autism|puzzle piece]]<br><br />
I'm complete<br />
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Let's go all the way tonight<br><br />
No regrets, just love<br><br />
We can dance until we die<br><br />
You and I<br><br />
We'll be young forever<br />
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You make me<br><br />
Feel like<br><br />
I'm living a Teenage Dream<br><br />
The way you turn me on<br><br />
[[Biological clock|I can't sleep]]<br><br />
Let's run away<br><br />
And don't ever look back<br><br />
Don't ever-(Video Cuts off)<br />
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