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2016-07-05T20:26:02Z

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*1 [[July 2016|July]]: Chris, in a rare display of financial responsibility, pays his [[26 December 2014|court costs]] of $541 early.
*29 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris Uploads two update [[Announcement 06292016|videos]] begging for [[Chris and money|money]] as well as the third chapter to his pitiful [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness]] series.
*22 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris emerges in a leaked [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|video]] courtesy of the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|CWCville library]], the video is quite reminiscent of [[Carlos Chantor|earlier times]].
*19 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes another [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|video]] begging for donations, in a [[Chris's room|room]] literally filled with [[List of toys|toys]] he can [[Honor roll|sell]].
*17 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes a 20 minute [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|video]] in which he reads a story in a successful attempt to get [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] her asthma medication, only to then say he needs to pay the electric company [[Monthly Tugboat|$200]] afterwards.
*14 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes two [[Donations Requested, Please.|videos]] for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|nearly dead]] in the other.
*4 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|a video]] in which [[Pollo]] shows that he still doesn't hate him.

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2016-06-30T12:27:26Z

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*29 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris Uploads two update [[Announcement 06292016|videos]] begging for [[Chris and money|money]] as well as the third chapter to his pitiful [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness]] series.
*22 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris emerges in a leaked [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|video]] courtesy of the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|CWCville library]], the video is quite reminiscent of [[Carlos Chantor|earlier times]].
*19 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes another [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|video]] begging for donations, in a [[Chris's room|room]] literally filled with [[List of toys|toys]] he can [[Honor roll|sell]].
*17 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes a 20 minute [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|video]] in which he reads a story in a successful attempt to get [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] her asthma medication, only to then say he needs to pay the electric company [[Monthly Tugboat|$200]] afterwards.
*14 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes two [[Donations Requested, Please.|videos]] for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|nearly dead]] in the other.
*4 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|a video]] in which [[Pollo]] shows that he still doesn't hate him.
*30 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris made a [[IMG 3207|video]] in response to [[Johan]] to show off his sex moves.
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2016-06-30T12:26:48Z

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*24 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris Uploads two update [[Announcement 06292016|videos]] begging for [[Chris and money|money]] as well as the third chapter to his pitiful [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness]] series.
*22 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris emerges in a leaked [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|video]] courtesy of the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|CWCville library]], the video is quite reminiscent of [[Carlos Chantor|earlier times]].
*19 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes another [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|video]] begging for donations, in a [[Chris's room|room]] literally filled with [[List of toys|toys]] he can [[Honor roll|sell]].
*17 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes a 20 minute [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|video]] in which he reads a story in a successful attempt to get [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] her asthma medication, only to then say he needs to pay the electric company [[Monthly Tugboat|$200]] afterwards.
*14 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes two [[Donations Requested, Please.|videos]] for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|nearly dead]] in the other.
*4 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|a video]] in which [[Pollo]] shows that he still doesn't hate him.
*30 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris made a [[IMG 3207|video]] in response to [[Johan]] to show off his sex moves.
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2016-06-26T22:36:58Z

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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2016-06-26T22:34:26Z

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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the resurrected YouTube channel [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|'TheCWCvilleLibrary']]. The video itself is mercifully only 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering [[Hanky-Panky|sex]] to women of [[homos|any]] orientation (except transsexual women [[Chris and Hypocrisy|of course]]) for ludicrous fees. Chris quotes $50 for ''a hug'', and goes on to say that $100 will, rather more reasonably, get the customer "just about anything" besides anal, which he doesn't do. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com". The original upload appeared to be stretched from it's original 9:16 aspect ratio (which any 16:9 phone uses when recording in vertical mode) to 4:3, giving the video a distorted, stretched look.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Stephanie Bustcakes
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tNYvG-nf3dc}}
| stardate = 22 [[June 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]
| next =
}}

==Description (original upload which has now been removed)==
{{quotebox| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed''] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [''wriggles around''] With these breasts. [''Chris squeezes his mantits together''] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with [[Duck|down there.]] [''Slaps his duck''] Good quality time, we could have it one way...or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [''Facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence''] I don't do anal...but will do anything else. We can even rock with [[Sex toys|toys.]] [Jump cut] And I have...lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [''grabs body pillow''] I'll give you a response. Tell me [sic] one little lovely, sexy evening...with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b-- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work [''flips over''] [''slaps backside, says something unintelligible'']... and maybe show off my booty! [''Rolls over again and rubs ass''] That booty look good enough for ya? [''Silently wriggles ass around''] So, respond now. [''Winks and turns off camera'']

[Text at the end of the video:

Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.]

Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2016-06-26T22:33:06Z

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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the resurrected YouTube channel [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|'TheCWCvilleLibrary']]. The video itself is mercifully only 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering [[Hanky-Panky|sex]] to women of [[homos|any]] orientation (except transsexual women [[Chris and Hypocrisy|of course]]) for ludicrous fees. Chris quotes $50 for ''a hug'', and goes on to say that $100 will, rather more reasonably, get the customer "just about anything" besides anal, which he doesn't do. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com". The original upload appeared to be stretched from it's original 9:16 aspect ratio (which any 16:9 phone uses when recording in vertical mode) to 4:3, giving the video a distorted, stretched look.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Stephanie Bustcakes
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tNYvG-nf3dc}}
| stardate = 22 [[June 2016]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed''] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [''wriggles around''] With these breasts. [''Chris squeezes his mantits together''] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with [[Duck|down there.]] [''Slaps his duck''] Good quality time, we could have it one way...or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [''Facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence''] I don't do anal...but will do anything else. We can even rock with [[Sex toys|toys.]] [Jump cut] And I have...lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [''grabs body pillow''] I'll give you a response. Tell me [sic] one little lovely, sexy evening...with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b-- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work [''flips over''] [''slaps backside, says something unintelligible'']... and maybe show off my booty! [''Rolls over again and rubs ass''] That booty look good enough for ya? [''Silently wriggles ass around''] So, respond now. [''Winks and turns off camera'']

[Text at the end of the video:

Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.]

Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2016-06-23T13:15:51Z

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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the presumed terminated YouTube channel [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|'TheCWCvilleLibrary']]. The video itself is slightly over 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering [[Hanky-Panky|sex]] to women of [[homos|any]] orientation for ludicrous fees. Claiming that a hug would cost $50 and $100 would get them "just about anything" "besides anal". Why Chris thinks that his 'services' would be worth that amount is anyone's guess. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com".

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 06 22 2016 Leaked Video - Women Only Need To Apply - No STD's
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N1LTjrNBJZ8}}
| stardate = 22 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest}}

==Transcript==

[Chris says everything in a creepy "seductive" voice, and the camera is positioned in an upside-down view of Chris lying down in a bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [Wriggles around] With these breasts. [Chris squeezes his mantits together] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with [[Duck|down there.]] [Slaps his duck] Good quality time, we could have it one way...or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [Facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence] I don't do anal...but will do anything else. We can even rock with [[Sex toys|toys.]] [Jump cut] And I have...lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [grabs body pillow] I'll give you a response. Tell me [sic] one little lovely, sexy evening...with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b-- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work [Flips over] [Pats ass, says something unintelligible in a gay voice]... and maybe show of my booty! [Rolls over again and rubs ass] That booty look good enough for ya? [Silently wriggles ass around] So, strong now. [Winks and turns off camera]

[Text at the end of the video:

Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.]

Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2016-06-23T06:39:35Z

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{{Transcription}}

Women Only Need Apply - No STD's is a leaked video posted by the presumed terminated YouTube channel [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|'TheCWCvilleLibrary']]. The video itself is slightly over 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering [[Hanky-Panky|sex]] to women of [[homos|any]] orientation for ludicrous fees. Claiming that a hug would cost $50 and $100 would get them "just about anything" "besides anal". Why Chris thinks that his 'services' would be worth that amount is anyone's guess. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com".

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = 06 22 2016 Leaked Video - Women Only Need To Apply - No STD's
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N1LTjrNBJZ8}}
| stardate = 22 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest}}

==Transcript==

[Chris says everything in a creepy "seductive" voice, and the camera is positioned in an upside-down view of Chris lying down in a bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [Wriggles around] With these breasts. [Chris squeezes his mantits together] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with [[Duck|down there.]] [Slaps his duck] Good quality time, we could have it one way...or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any-pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [Facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence] I don't do anal...but will do anything else. We can even rock with [[Sex toys|toys.]] [Jump cut] And I have...lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [grabs body pillow] I'll give you a response. Tell me [sic] one little lovely, sexy evening...with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b-- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work [Flips over] [Pats ass, says something unintelligible in a gay voice]... and maybe show of my booty! [Rolls over again and rubs ass] That booty look good enough for ya? [Silently wriggles ass around] So, strong now. [Winks and turns off camera]

[Text at the end of the video:

Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.]

Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2016-06-23T01:00:35Z

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2016-06-23T00:58:23Z

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2016-06-23T00:57:04Z

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2016-06-23T00:42:03Z

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*22 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris emerges in a leaked [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|video]] courtesy of the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|CWCville library]], the video is quite reminiscent of [[Carlos Chantor|earlier times]].
*19 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes another [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|video]] begging for donations, in a [[Chris's room|room]] literally filled with [[List of toys|toys]] he can [[Honor roll|sell]].
*17 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes a 20 minute [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|video]] in which he reads a story in a successful attempt to get [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] her asthma medication, only to then say he needs to pay the electric company [[Monthly Tugboat|$200]] afterwards.
*14 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes two [[Donations Requested, Please.|videos]] for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|nearly dead]] in the other.
*4 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|a video]] in which [[Pollo]] shows that he still doesn't hate him.
*30 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris made a [[IMG 3207|video]] in response to [[Johan]] to show off his sex moves.
*23 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|begs for donations]] again, and also introduces his new [[waifu]].
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Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2016-06-23T00:39:06Z

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2016-06-23T00:06:53Z

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*22 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris emerges in a leaked video[https://youtu.be/N1LTjrNBJZ8] courtesy of the [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|CWCville library]], the video is quite reminiscent of [[Carlos Chantor|earlier times]].
*19 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes another [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|video]] begging for donations, in a [[Chris's room|room]] literally filled with [[List of toys|toys]] he can [[Honor roll|sell]].
*17 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes a 20 minute [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|video]] in which he reads a story in a successful attempt to get [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] her asthma medication, only to then say he needs to pay the electric company [[Monthly Tugboat|$200]] afterwards.
*14 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes two [[Donations Requested, Please.|videos]] for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|nearly dead]] in the other.
*4 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|a video]] in which [[Pollo]] shows that he still doesn't hate him.
*30 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris made a [[IMG 3207|video]] in response to [[Johan]] to show off his sex moves.
*23 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|begs for donations]] again, and also introduces his new [[waifu]].
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2016-06-22T23:43:04Z

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Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2

2016-06-22T20:49:09Z

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'''Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[June 2016]].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|nkVtTB51z3A}}
| stardate = 19 [[June 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Blue shirt
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox| The second part in a multipart series to read this story.

I learned of, and cleared up, the block on my PayPal account last night. So, please, try donating again if you tried and was unable to. And, please donate, everyone who hasn't yet.

Donations still requested.
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.
https://youtu.be/wPYVhPe_PTQ

If you are unable to send via PayPal, please send a legal check with the amount to my home address.
Christine Chandler
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, VA 22968}}

==Transcript==

[PS4 intro]

[Music plays throughout. Chris is looking up at his PS4; once he notices that the recording has started, he puts down the controller and looks at the camera]

Hello, everybody, it's Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again. Update on the, uh, donations... apparently, uh, there was a temporary block on the, uh, my Paypal account. But I have sume desolve-- I have resolved that, cleared that up, so, everybody can donate once again, safely and well, so please get to that right away, if you haven't been able to do that for the last day or two.

Also, if you do find difficulty in donating through Paypal... mmm, I will allow for you to send me... a... cer-- a certified... bank cheque, through the US mail to my home address. But mosssly, I want it direct to my Paypal account, please.

Anyway, with that, um... still got the, uh, buzz about from the electric company threatening to cut off our power, so... we desperatney need at least two hundred dollars. I say tha-- I s-- I state tha-- I quote that... amount... because not only do we need to pay the bill, but we're gonna need to be able to eat around here. Food's not gonna be around totally for about, well, for... [sigh] shoot... another... couple of weeks.

[sigh] Well anyway, aside from that, um... [Chris takes off his glasses] yes, please help us, we don't want to lose our electricity, or go hungry. Please. Donate now.

[Chris leans forward and stares into the camera for a few seconds, before leaning back and putting his glasses back on]

Mkay, anyway, so, with that, we read-- we started reading the next chapter of "Unicorns, Rainbows, and Bluebirds [sic] of Happiness". Chapter 2: Karaoke Night.

[high-pitched] "Marco!"

Sabrina the blue pigeon screeched tremulously into the microphone as she read the words on the screen at the bar. Only five creatures were at the bar at the moment. One of them was an employee who served the customers drinks. Two of them appeared to be ordinary humans who were having a conversation with each other. The other inhabitant of the bar was an orange and white hamster who was trying to best distract herself from the pigeon's singing.

Hmm. I don't know, might be... uh, shoot... what was her name, Edith? [long pause] Eh, anyway, moving on...

Alright, so... [mumbling]

[sounding constipated] "Your girlfriend has a terrible singing voice, but at least she havin' fun!" Mike the police officer said to the man who was currently wearing the blue tuxedo with the pair of pink jeans??? [Chris' intonation rises all the way through this sentence. It sounds like a question.] Mike was currently wearing a plain white T-shirt with a black leather coat, and a pair of blue jeans. The man wearing the blue tuxedo shrugged his shoulders.

Hmm... mm.

[somewhat higher pitched] "She gets so excited for karaoke. She's always asking me to buy her something so that she can sing karaoke at home. That's not going to happen anytime soon, so I just let her sing here every week."

[in Sabrina voice] "Marco, Marco, Marco!"

Bartender wearing the black dress that matched her black hair, said [sounding like an old lady] "Huh, I wish you wouldn't sometimes!" as she poured glasses of rum and coke for the two men.

Wait. [unclear -- "hot dog this red"???]

"I wish that you wouldn't sometimes," as she po-- ssshe said as she poured glasses of rum and coke for the two men. Kevin smiled as he accepted his glass, while Mike planned on waiting until he finished his current glass of [singing] rum and coca-cola!

It's not rum and coke, it's coca-cola, from the Romans. Roman coca-cola! [more singing, unclear - "drink it from the empty gala"?]

Yeah, before he dr-- yeah... finished his current dra-- his gla-ss before he drank a second one.

[sounding congested] "Ahh, so you're fermier [familiar] with the mutations, right?" Mike asked Kevin as-- barked as he quickly drank all the liquid in his glass.

"Uh, which one? The one that transforms people into giants? The one that gives them magic powers? The one that makes them fly? Eh, or the ones that makes animals talk?" Kevin asked Mike, who stared at Kevin as he took a sip from his glass.

[congested] "I can tell you're not taking this seriously," Kev-- said Ke-- said... Mike said to Kevin who contru-- who continued to smirk, and as the employee poured him another drink. "As you know, mutations have etsisted for almost SITS HUNDRED YEARS. We don't know what cause dem, and we likely never will. However, within the past two hundred years, a strange combination of the-- two different mutations has appeared."

Kevin nodded his head as Mike paused to take a sip of his drink. "Yes, some people have the horn on their forehead, it gives them magical powers, as well as the wings that let them flyyy." As the bartender finished pouring him another drink, Kevin asked, [in Mike's weird Kermit voice] "So what?"

Sabrina continued to shriek tunelessly through the speakers in the bar. "Munko, munko, munko!"

Mmm... zm...

"For some reason the mutation makes the wings larger and the magic stronger, a fully grown magic user. I think most people call them unicorns." Ss-- Kevin said with a childish smile, which caused Mike to sigh.

[Mike's congested voice] "UUUGH. A fully grown unicorn who spent their life studying and practicing magic can be-- can just barely reach the level of power a baby with a mutation can harness. A full grown person with wings--"

Kevin interrupted Mike a second time. "You mean a pegasus?"

The police officer groaned in annoyance. "EURGH. [Volleyball crengus] pegasus can barely fly at a third of the speed that a child with a mutation can. They're dangerous. But they're also very useful to us. The main problem that we have is that they can't increase their numbers." Mike said to Kevin, who chuckled as he started to sip the liquid from his glass.

"I heard about that. When one of them is pregnant, the child ends up with the same mutation. The child sucks the life out of the mother while it's in is-- it's in the womb. Then the child is born, and the mother dies. What we're left with is a species that can reproduce, but their population either stays the same or decreases. Hmm, perhaps it's for the best, given how dangerous and unstable they are."

"[shuddering noise]" Kevin shuddered, as he thought of his time at Saint... Saint Anger's Mental Hospital, where he shared a room with a mutated person named Francine.

[Mike as Fozzy Bear] "Ehhh, most of them end up in mental institutions because their mutations drive them insane. Only a few of them were able to function on a normal level." Mike said as a smile started to appear on his face. "But imagine if there was a person with a mutation who wasn't completely crazy, who could potentially reproduce exponentially." Mike said to the man, who looked at him with a curious expression before he took another sip from his glass.

"[something] simply... the girl and her twin sister."

And Mike nodded his head. Hmm. "Her mother's pregnancy was the first case of a pregnant mutant conven-- conceiving twins. It was the first time that the population had increased since around one hundred years ago. But that's the-- that's not the most interesting part." Mike started to grin. Kevin's curiosity increased as the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a handful of photographs that he placed on the counter at the bar.

Mike pointed at a blurry photo of what appeared to be the insides of a young woman's womb. "We've had our best unicorns watching these two for years. Imagine our surprise when we found one of them was pregnant, with twins."

Kevin stared at the photos.

"The girls healed each other when they slept together. They provided the [life and magic needed?] for the offspring to grow inside of her. They were producing mutated children, and the mother didn't need to die when she gave birth. There was so much potential, and now..." Mike paused, and Kevin stared at him intensely.

"Now she's dead and her children are dead - what does this have to do with me?" Kevin asked, and Mike shrugged his shoulders: "Eh! Everything, you see we already found one of the babies in YOUR house! And your friend, Jack will die in about an hour when my friend pulls him over and finds the other baby in the trunk of his car! And those pink pandies you gave Edith to wash--"

[Chris, making an aside to himself] I was right, her name was Edith--

"are covered with the blood of the girl you murdered as well as your fingerprints!"

"Ha ha ha!" Mike laughed at the end of his sentence as Kevin reached out and grabbed him by his throat, choking him as he held him up in the air and Kevin screamed:

'''"You sunova bitch!"

The rest of the people in the bar turned their heads-- turned their heads to stare at the scene between the two men -

"Ugh! The best thing to do right now is to turn yourself in! If you take one step out of the bar without me, you'll die! If you kill me, then you'll die!" Mike explained to the man.

Kevin growled at the officer before he slammed Mike's face into the counter of the bar where his dran-- his drank sat.

The glass shard-- once his face was slammed onto it, and Mike yelled in pain as Kevin slammed his head repeatedly onto the counter, after a few hard hits, the man's body became limp.

**Sniffs**

Kevin walked away from the dead man's corpse and started to brush away any of the man's blood that remained on his clothes.

It didn't work very well and it might have caused the blood to spread throughout his clothing. Hmm.

"I need to leave right now!" Kevin said to his girlfriend, and the hamster who cleaned his clothes.

[Sonichu Baby voice]: "[Mango/mongo]?" The pigeon asked as she flew onto the man's shoulder.

"[You/ he] was bluffing, he's working outside of the law right now [Inaudible], he planned-- he planted the evidence at our house and Jack's car, and he's probably sent some kind of anonymous tip to the police, they'll find it and then, they'll try to kill us!"

"We're safe now, but we won't be soon..." Kevin said as he pulled his cellular phone out of his pocket.

"Hey, Mr Jack, where're you at?"

Kevin typed a message and sent it out to his friend; as he opened the door and walked out of the bar, with Sabrina on his shoulder and Edith clinging into the-- onto the leg of his pants.

I'm on the side of the freeway in my car, pig fucker pulled me over, and he's looking in my trunk right now.

Kevin read the message as he opened the door of his car, Edith and Sabrina either walked or flew into the back seat of the car whilst Kevin sat in the driver's seat and started the engine.

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*19 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes another [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2|video]] begging for donations , in a [[Chris's room|room]] literally filled with [[List of toys|toys]] he can [[Honor roll|sell]].
*17 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes a 20 minute [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 1|video]] in which he reads a story in a successful attempt to get [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] her asthma medication, only to then say he needs to pay the electric company [[Monthly Tugboat|$200]] afterwards.
*14 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes two [[Donations Requested, Please.|videos]] for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|nearly dead]] in the other.
*4 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|a video]] in which [[Pollo]] shows that he still doesn't hate him.
*30 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris made a [[IMG 3207|video]] in response to [[Johan]] to show off his sex moves.
*23 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|begs for donations]] again, and also introduces his new [[waifu]].
*14 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris livestreams another [[Proposition_to_Sega|business offer]], this time for Sega's benefit.
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*14 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes two [[Donations Requested, Please.|videos]] for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|nearly dead]] in the other.
*4 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|a video]] in which [[Pollo]] shows that he still doesn't hate him.
*30 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris made a [[IMG 3207|video]] in response to [[Johan]] to show off his sex moves.
*23 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|begs for donations]] again, and also introduces his new [[waifu]].
*14 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris livestreams another [[Proposition_to_Sega|business offer]], this time for Sega's benefit.
*10 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris buys an anime bodypillow.
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*14 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes two [[Donations Requested, Please.|videos]] for [[Barbara]]'s asthma meds. Barbara seems eerily lifeless in one, and [[Donations Required, Serious Please help|nearly dead]] in the other.
*4 [[June 2016|June]]: Chris makes [[Happy Cat, Pollo *kiss* *kiss*|a video]] in which [[Pollo]] shows that he still doesn't hate him.
*30 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris made a [[IMG 3207|video]] in response to [[Johan]] to show off his sex moves.
*23 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris [[Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.|begs for donations]] again, and also introduces his new [[waifu]].
*14 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris livestreams another [[Proposition_to_Sega|business offer]], this time for Sega's benefit.
*10 [[May 2016|May]]: Chris buys an anime bodypillow.
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ModNation Racers

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[[File:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|[[America]]n box art]]

'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart-racing game for the [[PlayStation 3]], [[PSP of Fail|PlayStation Portable]], and [[PlayStation Vita]] that [[Chris]] took a liking to. It wasn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it was close.

In addition to providing gamers with simple gameplay used in kart racers and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokémon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|other]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris could now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart-racing game.

==Chris's ModNation career==
[[Image:126473378631.JPG|thumb|200px|How Modnation looks in Chris's mind.]]

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screencaps of his avatar driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Chris and copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a [[CWCville]] track.

The "Details" section of his profile page read:

{{quotebox|I am Sonichu's and Rosechu's Original Creator, Christian W. Chandler. Only I have the Official Sonichu ModNation Goods and More. Download, 5-Star Vote, and Play them All. Have a Nice Day. :)}}

It was of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he had a large [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fanbase]], barely anybody bothered to download his poorly-designed track, and he whored it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the "Mystery Mods" (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]</ref>), and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire more trophies. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and GameSpot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1,600+ contests, Chris has won less than a quarter of these (with almost 100 "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finishes," indicating some [[Chris and anger|tard-rage]] present).

Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.

==Forum posts==
[[File:ModNationRacers profile.png|400px|thumb|right|Chris's profile.]]
Chris made several posts in the ''MNR'' forums in 2011-12. Most notable was his claim to be "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|famous online]]" in a bid to get downloads for his PlayStation Vita mods.<ref>[http://community.eu.playstation.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/548189]</ref>

===Re: Mod and Kart of the week submission for ModNation Monday Blogs===
25 [[November 2011]]
{{quotebox|I've put my photos onto my Flickr account. Creator PSN name: Sonichu Creation Name: Sodium One Soldier and Salt Shooter Tank. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996798/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996802/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996806/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996812/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrischansonichu/5206996814/ }}

===Download My Vita Goods.===
18 [[March 2012]]
{{quotebox|I am famous online, as well as my [[PS3]] Sonichu, [[Rosechu]] and Cwcville Mods, Karts and Tracks, yet my Vita goods aren't being sought after equally.

Please download ALL of my goods on Vita in the Road Trip.

PSN: Sonichu
Keyword Search: Sonichu

Have a good day.}}

===Re: Mod Postcards: Show Us What You've Got [ Edited ]===
20 [[March 2012]]

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris cart.png]]
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Me and my Sonichu}}

===Re: ModNation Racers: Road Trip (KARTS / MODS) - "San Diego Studio Faves" Submissions===
29 [[March 2012]]

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris cart.png]]

PSN: Sonichu
Mod: Sonichu
Kart: Sonichu's Kart
Tracks: City of Cwcville (Five Track Set)

All of whch, and more, are available for download on Vita and PS3.}}

==Gallery==

{{collapsible
|Beta screen caps|<gallery perrow="4">
File:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
File:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
File:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
File:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation characters|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| [[Count Graduon]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbit.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|American Rabbit]]
File:ModNation PattiChan.jpg| [[Patti-Chan]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichu.jpg| [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggos|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]]
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with.
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player.
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|...and someone to pair him off with.
File:ModNation Bionic.jpg|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|A [[Transformers|Transformer]](?) wearing a [[Manchester High School|Manchild High]] shirt
File:ModNation PaRappa.jpg|[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]]
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]]
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Male devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil Trolls|Female devil troll]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]]
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently.
File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg| Laziest character design, EVER!
File:ModNation Y2KChrisChan.jpg| Chris from the year [[2000]].
File:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg| <s>ModNation Racers, the best way to express your love for [[Jackie|someone.]]</s> DELETED sometime after the "breakup".
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg| [[Sailor Megtune|...creepy,]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|disturbing]] love. But love none the less!
File:ModNation_XBox360ko.jpg| [[Hex Box]]!
File:ModNation_PS3mi.jpg| [[PS3]].
File:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg| [[ScotPalazzo|Lord Palzzo]] from [[Excel Saga]].
File:ModNation BlackSonichu.jpg| [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]. Take note that he was added to ModNation Racers [[Racism|long after his wife was]].
File:ModNation PSMoveMotion.jpg| [[Nintendo|<s>Wiimote</s>]] [[PS3|Sony Move controller.]]
File:ModNation SodiumOneSoldier.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Sodium One Soldier]
File:CWC Psychlight.png| [http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu/creations/2974828 CWC Psychlight]
File:ModNationCrystal.jpg| A [[Tomgirl Pictures|drag racer.]]
File:Trophyguy.png|A human [[PSN]] trophy.
File:Mgson.png|''[[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear]]'' [[Sonichu]]
File:TomgirlMNR.png|[[Tomgirl Saga|Chris at 30.]]
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation cars|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|Nothing to see here
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[gay]] at all.
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Nintendo Wiimote]]
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| [[Nudes|Au "Naturel"]]
File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]]
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]]
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star Fox (series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]]
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]]
File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Perfect for running over those [[B-Manajerk|pesky]] [[Michael Snyder|trolls.]]
File:ModNation BombDeliveryRobot.jpg| Of all the robots from [[Excel Saga|this show]], he makes this instead of the gynoids.
File:ModNation PSMoveNavigator.jpg| So much for [[The MovingFoward videos|"moving forward"]]
File:ModNation SaltShooterTank.jpg| [http://www.sodiumone.com/en/ Salt Shooter tank]
File:ModNationTomgirlTomboy.jpg| A car with [[Homos|gender identity issues]]
File:Trophy kart.png|Trophy Emmy
File:Tbcar.png|[[TrollBusters]] car
File:SC12.png|[[Son-Chu]], 2012 edition.
File:Cwckart.png|CWChan Sonichu Kart
File:Cwckart2.png|CWC's Sonichu Kart
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|"Tour de CWCville" ModNation tracks|<gallery perrow="4">
File:CWCvilleTrackCity.jpg| [[CWCville|Downtown]]
File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg| [[McIntire Park|CWCville Park]]
File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]]
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu 8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008!"|CWCville Beach]]
File:ModNationCity.jpg| ModNation City
File:Trophytrack.png|A track shaped like a trophy
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|High-res character mods|<gallery perrow="4">
File:ModNationRacers.JPG|[[Jackie]].
File:ModNationRacers 1.JPG|Chris expects Jackie to walk around in a T-shirt that says "Chris Loves Jackie". Might have as well said "Property of Chris-chan".
File:ModNation Racers 108.JPG|[[Patti Chandler|Patti]]. If the 2D shot was passable, the actual 3D model is creepy.
File:ModNation Racers 109.JPG|Dog tails don't work that way.
File:ModNation Racers 121.JPG|Duuuuuude.
File:ModNation Racers 110.JPG|Chris: "Hi! Wanna go to my treehouse and have sex?"
File:ModNation Racers 111.JPG|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], with a painted-on face.
File:ModNationRacers 226.JPG|Sonichu, with a painted-on tail.
File:ModNation Racers 112.JPG|[[Rosechu]], a deer in Chris's headlights.
File:ModNationRacers 227.JPG|Rosechu's back.
File:ModNationRacers 113.JPG|[[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 114.JPG|[[Angelica Rosechu|Angelica]], very scared of Chris.
File:ModNationRacers 115.JPG|[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]], in middle of learning the theory of advanced mass debating techniques.
File:ModNationRacers 116.JPG|[[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]], having finally activated the satellite dishes under his ears.
File:ModNationRacers 117.JPG|[[Magi-Chan]], using his superior intellect and psychic powers to detect that particularly remarkable good young man's ass.
File:ModNationRacers 118.JPG|Magi-Chan uses his knowledge of modern Internet vernacular for a bit of "ಠ_ಠ", as the kids nowadays call it.
File:ModNation Racers 119.JPG|[[Count Graduon]], demoted from the series's primary villain to a recolored watermelon.
File:ModNation Racers 122.JPG|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], like Magi-Chan, has a bit of trouble staying straight, when his ass-detection is working too well.
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File:ModNation Racers 123.JPG|Built for Zapping to the Extreme®.
File:ModNationRacers 124.JPG|Sonichu's carsona.
File:ModNation Racers 125.JPG|Chris grinning at his mostly orange creation.
File:ModNation Racers 126.JPG|Rosechumobile is very pink, and with a very powerful engine.
File:ModNationRacers 127.JPG|Chris checking out Punchy's car - a thoughtful gesture, considering he'll probably never really use it.
File:ModNation Racers 128.JPG|For clarity, Chris advocates actual tea parties. Not the Tea Party.
File:ModNationRacers 129.JPG|Chris states he's a "tough, hetero man". However, putting "dammit" in the license plate kinda ruins this testosterone-fueled design.
File:ModNation Racers 130.JPG|The cars are truly multi-functional designs; gaudy colors on outside ''and'' inside.
File:ModNation Racers 131.JPG|Solar power and ship's wheel.
File:ModNation Racers 132.JPG|A big purple [[duck]] powered by Graduation nightmares.
File:ModNation Racers 136.JPG|Chris is happy because this is a truly [[Son-Chu|familiar design]].
File:ModNation Racers 137.JPG|Completely authentic, all the way to the weird engine noises!
File:TG2.jpg|Cue glam metal background music.
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==See also==
* [[Hot Wheels]]

==Sources==
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==External links==

*[https://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
*[https://roadtrip.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation Road Trip profile]

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