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The End For Real (Kacey call)

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'''The End For Real''' is the final [[phone calls|phone call]] between [[Kacey]] and [[Solid Chris]], which took place on 10 [[November 2009]] and effectively put the [[Kacey calls|Kacey saga]] to bed.

In this call, Kacey, fed up with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|all]] [[Father Call|his]] [[Liquid Chris|actions]], eviscerates Chris in various points about things he's lied about, his disrespectful behavior, and just him being a complete failure. After this call, Kacey severed all connections from Chris [[Kacey#Marriage to Liquid|and married Liquid Chris the following day]], resulting in the [[CWC is Sad|video]] in which Solid tried not to cry over losing his [[Chris and reality|potential]] [[sweetheart]].

==Summary==
• Chris wishes to apologise for [[Kacey and Liquid Call|the previous phone call]], claiming that he accidentally ignored her when talking to Liquid Chris.

• Kacey chastises him for this, but Chris claims it was because of [[Autism|tunnel vision]]

• Kacey points out that Chris doesn’t care, as he wouldn’t have called her up if [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] hadn’t told him to

• Chris claims he was unable to call because he was under shock

• Kacey makes Chris admit he was actually playing video games instead of calling her

• Kacey tells Chris that his diet is poor, despite him claiming to have not eaten fast food for over a week

• Kacey accuses Chris of being unable to cook, and lying about it

• Kacey then points out to Chris that after he [[11042009 51 50|struggled to lift lemonade as weights]] and claimed they were fifty pounds
each, they were actually around eight pounds each

• After Kacey tells Chris that he constantly makes excuses, he admits that she “would not want a boyfriend like that”

• Kacey voices concern at Chris shooting her and [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris]]

• Chris claims that he is more honest and loyal than Liquid Chris, which Kacey refutes

• Kacey claims that Liquid Chris is better in every way

• Kacey, now becoming extremely aggressive, claims that Chris, despite using it as a defence, doesn’t actually know what [[Stress|stress]] is.
Chris mumbles in agreement

• Kacey claims that Chris has to live on his own before he can have a relationship, telling him that he would not be able do survive on his own

• Kacey calls Chris unappealing to any girl

• Chris admits that, given the choice, he would pick Liquid Chris over himself as the better candidate

• Among many faults, Kacey points out that Chris made fun of [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11]]

• Before hanging up, Kacey goes on a long rant about how Chris will not make it past Thirty, has wasted his life, constantly lies, and is
unable to fend for himself.

• Chris replies with “ugh”

== Video ==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = The End For Real
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|ZCxzpjKDp3Y}}
| Stardate = 10 November 2009 16 [[February 2011]] (leaked to the [[CWCki]])
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| previous = [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]
| next = N/A
}}

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Kacey:''' [''in a very "this is it"-type of tone''] Hi, Chris, it's Kacey.

'''Chris:''' Oh, hey Kacey.

'''Kacey:''' I, I got [[Kim]]'s e-mail, she said to call you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, we need, yeah, uh, I feel like we need to, uh, talk, you know, [[Kacey and Liquid Call|sort out what happened the other night]]. Yeah, I did not mean, I did not mean to ignore you, and I was aware you were there and I'm sorr-, I'm sorr-, I wanted to call you guys back.

'''Kacey:''' [speaks over Chris] Well, you didn't really...act like I was there, I, like, I'm pretty sure you just straight-out [[Women's rights|ignored everything I said]].

'''Chris:''' [''makes a strange grunting noise''] Yeah, yeah well, let me talk about that. You see, uh, I have, uh, what, one of my problems is that I have [[Wikipedia:Tunnel vision|tunnel vision]]. You know, it's like, uh, when, like, [[Autism|you concentrate on one thing and you're pretty much set until its done]]. And, uh, and [[Liquid|Chris]] was-

'''Kacey:''' [''speaks over Chris''] It, it, it doesn't matter, it made me feel like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is more important than I was. You were more concerned about what he was saying even though you think they're lies, than what I was saying even though I'm saying the truth. I mean, it's like, it's like you wanted him more than you wanted me.

'''Chris:''' Kacey...that's not true. That's not true.

'''Kacey:''' But, but I mean, if you have tunnel vision shouldn't your tunnel vision have been pointed at ''me'' and not ''him''?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you see, another one of my flaws is, uh, when I get really [[stressed]] my mind tends to blank out and my problem-solving skills, uh, pretty much, uh, temporary [[Chris and English|[''sic'']]] go down the toilet there. And...it just blank up and it just really blanks me out, and, don't-

'''Kacey:''' I know, but what's very important to me is that I have someone who can defend me. You weren't even defending me at all, you were just [[Chris and anger|screaming]] at him. I need someone who's quick on their feet. I mean, did you realize how much I was hurt last night?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I realize how much you were hurt, um, I'm very sorry about that, I real-, I realize what a heel I was.

'''Kacey:''' Alright, but did you really realize that, or did someone have to tell you that?

'''Chris:''' Nope, I realized it. No one had to tell me. [''pause''] I did talk to Kim about it, though.

'''Kacey:''' Well I know you talked to Kim, she's the one who e-mailed me.

'''Chris:''' Yep. But, anyway, Kacey, I do love you. I really do. I'm very sorry I ignored you.

'''Kacey:''' But, you haven't even tried to contact me until Kim told you to! I mean, how can you say you love me or care about me, and you were just going to, like, OK, I was so hurt, and I, I mean, what would you have done, I mean, if you didn't talk to me? I mean, I could have just gone off and done whatever, you would have been out of sight, out of mind. You couldn't even send a simple e-mail. I mean, it's like you didn't even care that I was hurt or crying or anything.

'''Chris:''' No, I di-, I did care. I just, uh, I was under st-, I was under the shock, too.

'''Kacey:''' What shock? There was no shock!

'''Chris:''' You know, realizing what a heel I was and how hurt you were...and that made me feel hurt. You know? 'Cause...

'''Kacey:''' Then, why didn't you try to contact me? You would think you want to if you hurt someone you, um, supposedly love.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I should have, yeah, I should have contacted you sooner. I just feel I, I thought-

'''Kacey:''' You were too busy playing [[video games]] again, weren't you?

'''Chris:''' No, I just thought, I just thought that you might need your spa-, you might need some space, you know?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, 'cause I'm hurting so you're just going to let me hurt all alone, or, or, or worse, in your opinion, you were gonna let me be with Chris, I mean, what did you think was gonna happen? I mean, you were playing video games today anyway, don't lie to me, I know you were.

'''Chris:''' OK, I played some video games. I played some video games.

'''Kacey:''' See? Those are more important than me, too! How the heck are you supposed to have a [[girlfriend]] if you can't even talk to her unless her friend tells you to do it? You're just going to sit around and play video games all day, like, I could be hurt or sick or something, and you wouldn't know because your video games are more important.

'''Chris:''' No, Kacey, you are more important. And if I- [Chris begins to speak, but Kacey interrupts]

'''Kacey:''' But you're not acting like it at all.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, maybe I'm not acting like uh, guh, m-maybe I'm not giving that impression right now. But Kacey- [Chris is interrupted]

'''Kacey:''' Or ever.

'''Chris:''' But Kacey, please believe me. You are very important. [[Chris and English|Because you are kind, caring]] [[China|woman]]. And you mean a lot to me. And I would really be hurt if something happened to you. And I will defend you. I really would. [mumbles incoherently]

'''Kacey:''' But you never listen to me. You don't act like it. These are all just empty, meaningless words to me right now.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, y-, I, I do listen to you.

'''Kacey:''' No you don't! You haven't stopped eating McDonald's, you haven't gone jogging, you still play video games, you still ignore me. Name one thing that you do listen to me about. ONE thing.

'''Chris:''' I did listen to you, on the fact that I should not go to [[McDonald's]]. And I have- [Interrupted]

'''Kacey:''' But I know you've been eating at McDonald's.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, uh, well, um, OK, yes, I was eating at McDonald's for a little while.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, and it's all fast food, you still go to fast food, I know you do.

'''Chris:''' [[sigh|*stress sigh*]], I, okay, I have not gone to McDonald's for over a week.

'''Kacey:''' Or ANY fast food.

'''Chris:''' I have not gone to any fast food, have not eaten the fast food, for over a week.

'''Kacey:''' Then what have you been eating? What did you eat tonight?

'''Chris:''' I have been, I have been eating mostly TV dinners.

'''Kacey:''' Like what?

'''Chris:''' Like Michelina, or Banquet.

'''Kacey:''' [[Chris_and_health|Have you looked at the nutritional values of those]]? Most of those are like, 300% sodium. That's just as bad, if not worse, because sodium can be just as bad as fat. Why don't you freshly prepare some food? I mean, even getting something at a deli is better. You should be making meals, you said you could cook. Or was that a lie too?

'''Chris:''' ...I can cook.

'''Kacey:''' Then why don't you?

'''Chris:''' Because I, because I don't have the individual ingredients at the time.

'''Kacey:''' [incredulous] Then go buy them.

'''Chris:''' And I will. I'm going to buy the individual ingredients to make, to make da better food.

'''Kacey:''' Why haven't you already? I mean, if you can't even take the initiative to cook your food...I mean, why haven't you done this throughout your life?! Like, you're just lying to me again to make yourself look better, but I know you're never going to do it! I know you're not.

'''Chris:''' I am. I am going to do it. I am going to do it. [long, awkward pause] I have been working on making myself better. I have been going out jogging.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, like, for like, what? Five minutes? I run five miles, 2.5 at the... least. I mean, you should be able to jog at least two miles by now if you were even trying. And you don't listen to- ['''Chris:''' "I am trying."] me when I'm trying to tell you I'm worried about how you're probably losing muscle mass or anything. I mean-

'''Chris:''' I do, I listen to you and like...I, I, I really ap'riciate your concern, but that concern makes me think, and it makes me act...truly.

'''Kacey:''' That's, I mean, I saw those [[11042009 51 50|videos when you were trying to lift lemonade.]] Those weren't fifty pounds. I mean, that's not even a workout, anyway, that's not even balanced. Get some real weights. I mean, that's just gonna hurt you, 'cause you're displacing the weight.

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm going to get a pair of fifty-pound weights...

'''Kacey:''' Either way, it shouldn't have been that hard, I mean, you shouldn't have struggled with something that was like what, five, seven pounds?

'''Chris:''' Okay, well maybe I, OK, I exa-, I exa-, I likely exaggerated when I said that they were each fifty.

'''Kacey:''' That's a huge exaggeration! That's a ''big'' difference!

'''Chris:''' They felt, like, more than twenty pounds apiece.

'''Kacey:''' Kim said they were ten pounds. I'm not even sure if it's that much.

'''Chris:''' OK, well...OK, I, I do not claim to actually know how many pounds one of those actually is...

'''Kacey:''' Then you shouldn't have.

'''Chris:''' But, it felt like at least twenty.

'''Kacey:''' No it's not. I'm looking it up on Google right now and it says around eight, ten pounds. I mean, it's just [[Honor roll|simple math and conversion]].

'''Chris:''' OK, well...

'''Kacey:''' I mean, how hard is it to look it up, so you don't look stupid?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I could've, I could've looked it up. I just didn't, I did not think about that. I did not think of that. One of my faults, sometimes I don't think of everything.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, do you ever think, cause I'm starting to think you don't, because you've been making a ''lot'' of mistakes lately. And...it's really, really, making ''me'' think. I mean, I'm tired of the excuses.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm ti-, I, I don't like excuses either.

'''Kacey:''' Then why do you make them all the time? That's all you ever do.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. OK, maybe, OK. I have made some excuses in the past.

'''Kacey:''' You make a ''lot'' of excuses in the past. You make any excuse, you ever do, it's always "[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm working on it]]," or "I'm thinking about it," like, whenever you say stuff like that I know it's not going to get done. I mean, that's really bad, when...I already ''know'' you're not going to do anything by the words you say. You're just gonna continue to make excuses. You left me alone for several days after you heard how upset I was! The hell? You really think I want a boyfriend like that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you ta-, yeah, you would not want a boyfriend like that. But, I ca-, yeah, I mean I have, I realize that...

'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so, you see what I'm saying. Right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand...what you are saying. And I could be better, and I am willing to improve.

'''Kacey:''' Sssomehow, I don't really think you're going to.

'''Chris:''' I am going to improve on that.

'''Kacey:''' Well, you haven't yet, so...why would I believe you now?

'''Chris:''' ''[long silence]'' OK, you have every right to question that, but...please believe me, I mean, ya know, one thing that, ya know, I would be, I would be ''glad'' to be there for you, but...I don't know your address.

'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter, you should be able to be there for me otherwise. You haven't earned that address. I mean, is that really all you've got? I mean...and after [[Sonichu Special 4|that comic]], how wo-, why would I want to give you my address? You're just going to shoot [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] or me anyway!

'''Chris:''' I, I promise you, I would not shoot anybody for real. I do not even own a real gun.

'''Kacey:''' Doesn't mean you couldn't get one, I could get a gun and I don't own one.

'''Chris:''' I do not, I have no intention on getting a real gun in the near future.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, but it's so easy to get guns, do you remember the Virginia Tech shooter? It's easy. Doesn't matter, all you need to do is get mad again, then you'll just ignore me anyway.

'''Chris:''' I promise you that I would not ignore you in the future, even when I get, even when I get...riled up, and angry and [mumbling], I would not ignore you.

'''Kacey:''' I don't know, you've ignored me enough, don't you think it might be a little too late? I mean, that comic really scared me, I mean, I'm pretty sure...you shot him in the comic so he couldn't follow and take me back. I mean, that's just ''creepy''. That's psychotic. That's delusional.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I, I agree with you, that...I may have some issues to resolve with Chris. Like, you know, I definitely should...like, you know, try...to sit in front of him...

'''Chris:''' ...and discuss things, calmly...

'''Kacey:''' You think he's gonna do that after he saw that comic?!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, obviously he definitely has other skeletons in his closet-

'''Kacey:''' This isn't about him; this isn't about him. This is about you. And I'm tired of you talking bad about him.

'''Chris:''' OK, yeah. I don-, I don't like talking bad about people, but-

'''Kacey:''' But you do all the time!

'''Chris:''' Well, only...just, only, OK, well.

'''Kacey:''' Tell me again why you think you're better than him. Go ahead.

'''Chris:''' Because I'm, because I'm loyal.

'''Kacey:''' You're not very loyal; you haven't called me. You're not very honest; you lie to me all the time.

'''Chris:''' Because I tell you, I tell you everything I'm, from my heart. And [when] I tell you I love you, I mean it.

'''Kacey:''' That's lying. You can't even send me a simple email to make sure I'm OK. Like, I don't think you get how hurt and angry I am, so no, I want something that you're better at him at that is real, because your lies come from your heart too.

'''Chris:''' [Stuttering incoherently for a rebuttal] OK, I have made the mistake of lying at-

'''Kacey:''' A lot.

'''Chris:''' A lot, a lot, but a, a lot of the things that I have told you, in the past, were true. I swear, I have told you a lot of truth like you know, like when I tell you about myself on the kind of person I am, those are true. And how I feel about you, that's true, too.

'''Kacey:''' How do I know that?

'''Chris:''' And my hit-

'''Kacey:''' How do I know you're not just ready to drop me, because it's easier, or something stupid?

'''Chris:''' Because...we started out as friends, and I in-

'''Kacey:''' That's right, friends.

'''Chris:''' Well, hang on, hang on! We started out as friends with the possibility of a relationship, and I would like a relationship.

'''Kacey:''' How would we start off as friends with the possibility of a relationship? You lied to me [[Kacey Call 1|the first time you talked to me]].

'''Chris:''' OK, I did the things-

'''Kacey:''' You pretended to be my boyfriend, my fiance.

'''Chris:''' OK, I did pretend to be Chris. But that was in the case, to let you know, that he was who you, he was not who you thought he was. You know, he was, he ''was'' pretending to be me.

'''Kacey:''' He wasn't pretending to be you! This is what I don't get. Stop saying he's pretending to be you. Just 'cause you guys have the same name doesn't mean he was pretending to be you, because you two are two totally different people.

'''Chris:''' OK, yes, we are two totally different people, and I can list the whole number of things that I am and he's no-, that he's not that he claims.

'''Kacey:''' Whatever, I can list the whole things he does that you can't. He can play guitar. He doesn't lie to me. He jogs with me. He does stuff with me. He doesn't sit around and play video games. He has a job. He has a college education. He goes to school. I mean, wh-, the hell? I mean, c'mon. Do it, do it. Sho-- Tell me. Tell me what's he's not doing and I bet you I can refute everything.

'''Chris:''' [stutters, then sighs]

'''Kacey:''' So you don't have anything, do you?

'''Chris:''' Well...OK, well, I can definitely tell you that he did not go to [[Manchester High School]].

'''Kacey:''' That doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is he's in school now. And that he's gonna make himself better.

'''Chris:''' He is...yes he is, OK, he is...

'''Kacey:''' His high s-, I told you before, high school doesn't matter to me, it's stupid.

'''Chris:''' Well, you get your education through high school. You need your high school diploma to move on to college...

'''Kacey:''' Not really, anyone can get their GED and blaze through it. What matters even more than high school education is like your SATs and your ACTs. College is what's important to me. Because that shows a future. I mean, I bet you don't even know what a GED is.

'''Chris:''' I do know, I have a general idea of what a GED is.

'''Chris:''' It's a sort of degree.

'''Kacey:''' No...It's...in place of a diploma. I mean, did you even take the SAT?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I did take the SAT in high school.

'''Kacey:''' What was your scores?

'''Chris:''' I do not remember.

'''Kacey:''' Oh come on, you've got to remember. Nobody forgets their SAT scores.

'''Chris:''' It, uh, with a small detail like that, and I felt it was small...it was in one ear and out the other.

'''Kacey:''' OK, was it, was it above 1100? Was it above 1200? Was it above...anything like that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, mmm...ah, yeah, I think it, I think it was...over 1100. [long pause] But that's to the best of my recollection. I swear.

'''Kacey:''' So you had something over 1100, but you went to a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]]. I mean, did, did you even try to get into a university? Not that I'm saying community colleges are bad, but, come on.

'''Chris:''' I did, yeah well, yeah, my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] advised me to go ''to'' the community college, because my family could not afford university.

'''Kacey:''' That's... my, OK, OK, first off...you're on [[Monthly tugboat|disability]]. Government would have paid for your schooling, the end. That's just being lazy. Um, number two, financial aid and student loans. That would have been all on you, not on them. And the thing is, you...should at ''least'' have transferred to university ''after'' the community college cause community college is a stepping stone. Yes, it's a great way to get your classes for cheaper, but then you ''have'' to go to university to get, like, a bachelor's. I mean, did you even look into that?

'''Chris:''' That had not come to mind. By the way, I ca-, by the way, just to let you know, I did check with my mom and dad, I mean, yes, they were in for, of the, of the financial aid, but they...

'''Kacey:''' Well then your parents should have done something about that, that just shows your parents didn't care about your future either. But it's not up to them. You should have done it, why didn't you use it? [talking over Chris] I wish I'd had financial aid right way.

'''Chris:''' [sighs] Look. I would have taken the financial aid if I, if I could, but my mom and dad, there was a whole lot of [[stress]] going on in just starting out at the community college...

'''Kacey:''' But you still...should have been able to do it later...[Chris stutters] Don't you overtalk me! Don't overtalk me. That's the thing, it's always stress, it's always stress this stress that. It...doesn't...''matter''. You should have been able to do something ''afterwards''. Even if you didn't do it right away, you should have been able to go to a four-year university afterwards, and gotten something better than just a little [[CADD]] certificate...whatever. An associate's doesn't do ''shit.'' I'm...I mean, like, I'm sick and tired of hearing you use the word "stress." You don't know stress. We've been through this before. You ''don't know'' what stress is.

'''Chris:''' OK, I will not disagree with you...but on the...

'''Kacey:''' You're damn ''straight'' you're not gonna disagree with me because you know I'm right! You don't have a job, you don't even, you don't have job stress. You...You sit around, play video games, and get...''money''. If your life was a hundred times more stressful than it is now, you still wouldn't have as much stress as I do, you wouldn't have as much stress as...my ''cat'', probably.

'''Chris:''' [long pause] Yeah, y-you're probably right.

'''Kacey:''' You're damn straight I'm right! I mean, you take days off where you don't do anything except color or play video games. ''[pause]'' I mean, I don't think you get...that all you have shown me the whole time I've known you, is that you don't want to do anything unless it's easy. You want everything to be handed ''to'' you. And if you haven't noticed, I'm kind of ambitious. Why would I want someone like that?

'''Chris:''' [long pause] Yeah, you're right. I would not want, uh...I would, if I was to...go out with a woman, I, ah, would want one who was a go-getter. And you...

'''Kacey:''' But the thing is, don't you think go-getters want ''other'' go-getters? Why would I want someone who's just gonna lay at home and suck up my money? I mean, 'cause that's all it would be, instead of sucking up the government's money you'd be sucking up my money. And, uh, I'm not sure I'd like that. At all. I mean, I don't want to have to take care of someone until I have kids, and you're ''definitely'' not my kid.

'''Chris:''' ''[long pause]'' I can definitely, be able, I can definitely take care of myself.

'''Kacey:''' No you can't! You don't have a job. Can't take care of yourself without a job. My job is hanging on a thread, and I'm still doing way better than you.

'''Chris:''' OK, yeah, you're doing...way better than me. You know a lot more than I do.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, seriously, tell me, without your parents, could you survive?

'''Chris:''' I would do my best to survive, and...I think I would get by.

'''Kacey:''' Really. Your best. Because, I mean...what kind of bills do you think need to be paid off every month?

'''Chris:''' [long pause] Yeah... electric, water, heating...that sort of thing.

'''Kacey:''' [pause] Um, how about car insurance? Um, cable?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, car, um...

'''Kacey:''' Rent? Property? You got taxes? Um, trash pickup if you have trash? Recycling if you have recycling? Oh, and don't forget any repairs.

'''Chris:''' Yes, there is all that.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, how much do you get a month again? Like, what, 600?

'''Chris:''' No, I'm ge-, I'm getting...about 800 a month right now.

'''Kacey:''' Still, my bills are slightly larger than that. I mean, you couldn't survive on your own. And, I mean, these are my bills with ''roommates.'' I don't think you could survive without your parents. You can't even move out! And even if you could move out, you wouldn't have anybody to move out ''with''! That's, that's insane!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that is insane. And I...

'''Kacey:''' Then why haven't you done something about it?! I have been living out on my own since I was eighteen, nineteen. You are twenty-seven! And you haven't moved out yet!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well one reason is, yeah, I don't have anybody to move out...with.

'''Kacey:''' I moved out with ''nothing.'' I moved out with no job, hardly any money, without a car, and I still survived. And I got myself a job, and I got myself a car.

'''Chris:''' Well I mean...

'''Kacey:''' I mean, find someone. There's people in Craigslist, the newspapers, um, universities, everywhere. You can find something. You can find someone who will just rent a room. And then you don't even need to be around that person. I mean, hell, you could probably get housing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, [stutters] That's true, but ah...if I move out that's actually, I think I could be able to move out...with my girlfriend. I don't, I mean, I wouldn't want just some other, I don't think, I just wouldn't feel comfortable...

'''Kacey:''' [cuts in] But be realistic Chris, I mean.

'''Chris:''' ...with some kind of stranger...

'''Kacey:''' You need to know how to live on your own before you go into a relationship. Because if you go straight into, living out with a relationship, it's going to put a strain on there. I mean, you need to know how to deal with strangers, you need to know how to live on your own. I mean if you can't take care of yourself, you can't expect to be in a relationship. You'll just drag it down. Besides, I mean, you shouldn't move out with someone right away anyway, so you should probably live on your own first. I mean, besides, if you keep acting the way you're acting, you aren't likely to get a girlfriend anyway. Besides, if you had your own place to be, it'd be easier, because then there'd be a place for her to move and normally it's the girl who moves in with the guy. [obvious sounds of Kacey being tired from wailing on Chris so much] And ''besides,'' if you can't even take care of that, how do you expect to take care of a daughter...which you keep dreaming about. I mean, are you expecting to just marry someone rich?

[''slight pause'']

'''Chris:''' No, I do not...I-[cut off by Kacey]

'''Kacey:''' Then how are you gonna take care of her? How are you gonna take care of a daughter?

'''Chris:''' [[Chris_and_Reality|One day at a time.]]

'''Kacey:''' No, there is no one day at a time. You, you...There is no one day at a time. You do that, you're going to starve. You need ''plans.'' I mean, that's like Alcoholics Anonymous, that's not living.

'''Chris:''' [[Alcohol|Well, I mean, at least I don't go out and get drunk every night.]] I don't do that.

'''Kacey:''' Well, you know what, at least those drunks could pay for their drinks. You couldn't even do that! I mean, are you just trying to make yourself look good?

'''Chris:''' [incoherent mumbling, sounds like he's repeating what Kacey just asked him] Yeah...

'''Kacey:''' Well, stop! It's, it's...I mean, that's, uh, that's stupid!

'''Chris:''' Well, wait, uh-

'''Kacey:''' You're comparing apples to oranges!

'''Chris:''' OK, wait, maybe I'm misunderstanding the ques-, maybe I misunderstood the question. You just said, I mean, I thought you said, uh, "[...]trying to make myself look good."

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, you're just trying to make yourself look good by comparing yourself to someone you think is worse than you. But, I mean, you're not going to be able to always do that. That's not adult.

'''Chris:''' [completely skipping over the latter half of her last statements] Oooh, yeah, OK, yeah, now I understand. I just, mm...OK. Mmmm...Yeah. Mmm...Yeah, but, that is, uh, that is kind of a lame deal.

'''Kacey:''' Besides, at this point, they're probably better than you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're pro'lly, yeah...You're right. A lot of people are better than me. Uh...in situations of being able to take care of him or herselves...themselves.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, so obviously you're never gonna be able to take care of anyone. Why would girls want that? Girls want [[Liquid_Chris|real men.]] They want somebody who's gonna give them comfort and security. Not saying that the girl shouldn't be making money, too, and helping out, but I mean, nobody wants somebody who's just going to, [scoff] to, just, lay there and do nothing!

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, oh-kay, look at what I'm being offered with Chris. Look at what I'm being offered with you. If you were me, what would you do?

'''Chris:''' Mm...Yeah...Probably go to one that's better. But...lemme just ask you, I mean, I know it's not about Chris, lemme ask you, have you actually ''checked'' his back-, his background and actually seen where he works?

'''Kacey:''' ''Yes!'' And that's why he, I know he's honest with me! And it doesn't matter anyway, you just said it's not about him, but then you made it about him. I mean, I've been to a company lunch with him.

'''Chris:''' Well, um, I was just askin'. I was just askin'.

'''Kacey:''' So, I mean, seriously, once again, I mean, who do you think would be the better one?

[''pause'']

'''Chris:''' OK, [[Liquid_Chris|him.]]

'''Kacey:''' Exactly, so why, why do you think I would even give you a chance after all the lies and all the ch-, shit you put me through? You ignored me.

'''Chris:''' I lis-, I listen to your every word, I ''did...''I, I, OK, well...

[''Chris and Kacey talk over each other, Kacey comes out victorious'']

'''Kacey:''' If you listen to it, you definitely didn't do anything about it. I mean, stop lying.

'''Chris:''' I have been exercising, I have been...going out walking and jogging.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, for five minutes. Not good enough. Totally not good enough.

'''Chris:''' OK, yeah, not good en-, could be better. Could be better.

'''Kacey:''' Could be ''a LOT'' better. I mean, working is not good enough if you don't push yourself. Then you're not really working on it. Then you're just kinda coasting through it. You're just kinda being half-assed. Do I really seem like the girl who needs someone half-assed?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're not the...kinda girl that would want somebody who's...half-assed.

[''21 second pause'']

'''Kacey:''' I mean, just...[sigh] Right now, in my eyes, you're just a horrible human being. You leech off [[Monthly_Tugboat|everyone.]] And I can't stand that, for one, you don't even know the principles of your religion right, which is extremely important to me. You've insulted and hurt my fiancé beyond anything, then you've insulted and hurt me, you've ignored me, you think ''he's'' more important, you've disrespected everyone on [[Twin_Falling_Towers|9/11,]] when, of course, nothing touches YOU, you insulted my [[Father Call|father]], you insulted my family....You, I mean, you compared my grandmother dying to a [[Patti-chan|DOG.]] A ''dog.'' A mangy, dirty dog. I mean. Oh. My. GOD.

'''Chris:''' [''obviously jumping over everything Kacey just said yet again''] Patti was not a mangy, dirty dog... She was a member of my family.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, well, that still doesn't mean that she's like my grandmother dying in a terrorist attack. She still a damned dog. I mean, I love my cats and everything, but they're still cats! She was still a damn dog. I mean, fuck you for even COMPARING that to my grandmother dying.

'''Chris:''' OK, well, 'kay...

'''Kacey:''' You don't understand life, you don't understand [[Chris_and_Death|death,]] obviously.

'''Chris:''' I do understand death. It hurts...

'''Kacey:''' The thing is, you don't understand. I mean, you're not even going to live to see thirty. Why would I wanna be with someone who I know is going to be dead in four years? Three years? I mean...[sigh] I wouldn't even give you five years. My family hates you, you're lying to me, you're nasty to my friends, you lie to my friends. I mean, don't think I don't know that you don't lie to Kim. Don't think I don't know that you don't lie to me! I don't think you'd have luck with anyone, to tell you the truth. So you can not tell me that you want me to be with you or that you love me because you're just gonna die wasting your life playing video games and doing nothing. I mean, even though a [[CADD]] degree isn't much, you haven't done anything with it. You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want. You definitely didn't fight for me, so you know what? I don't need this at all. This is totally not what I need. I mean, fuck you, I don't even wanna be friends, because you are a total waste of space. I mean, you disrespect everyone. And you know what? I'm getting married tomorrow, 2PM. You know what, and it's all thanks to you, cause if it weren't for you being such an ass, I wouldn't see what a great person Chris is and how much he really does love me 'cause I had someone to compare him to, who doesn't give a shit about me, who only loves his video games and himself. So you know what? You- Just- You know what? I don't even care because I don't even have anything to say to you because you know what, won't hurt about this, [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|you'll be over this by tomorrow]]. I will never see anything that shows you're even hurt by this or you even care! So you know what, I'm going to go ahead and get married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead. I mean, I'd recommend talking to someone about that. Y'should probably call up, you know, an institution, therapy, something, because, I mean, you're gonna be the five- doing the same thing in five minutes. I bet you I will never be mentioned again by you. You're not gonna be upset. You're not gonna do anything. I bet you anything I'm gonna see a new video being like, "Oh, who the hell was Kacey? I'm going after..." I don't even care anymore. I. Don't. Care. I'm getting married tomorrow. I'm gonna be happy, so you know what? Go do whatever because you know what, just fuck you, you're just gonna go off with [[The Wallflower|someone else]] because, I mean, you've already shown me that, you've already shown me that, sooo...have fun making a video about meeting a new girlfriend, because I'm done.

'''Chris:''' Ugh...

'''Kacey:''' Peace out.

[''tape ends'']

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==External links==

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Kacey Call 2

2020-08-07T13:54:27Z

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'''Kacey Call 2''' took place on 4 [[August 2009]], during the time when Chris was pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]. The call occurred the day before they were to meet up, with Chris believing he had successfully deceived an innocent woman into coming to his house.

{{quote|I'm still easing Kacey into the Truth; I feel sorry for her, because she actually went out with Jeff, pretending to be me, MY HOME address and all, and she had sex with him. But she needs to know the truth; she lost it to not only the wrong guy, but a 16-year old. [...] She is coming over to my house tomorrow at 6 PM; my father will welcome her, the household (and my bedroom is cleaner) is prepared for her presence. I would hate to have her suffer a FULL SHOCK.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]}}

==Summary==
• Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's entry into the [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|SingStar Challenge]]

• Kacey claims that she'd die of heartbreak if they're torn apart

• Chris sends Kacey a picture of his mom and dad, Chris and Kacey talk about them while he does

• Chris mixes up Risotto and Rigatoni when discussing what he'll cook for Kacey when she arrives at his house

• Both Kacey and Chris flirtatiously discuss the prospect of "love makin'" during the visit

• Upon the request of Kacey, Chris goes into detail about how he would cum on her face, then make out with her

• Chris claims that the fact that he draws with his hands means that he will be skilled at stimulating Kacey with them

• After Kacey asks, Chris claims that it took his entire life to refine his [[Chris and art|art style]]

• Chris begins talking about how he has recovered his lost Youtube account password

• Kacey asks Chris to put her into his comics as a character

• Kacey and Chris discuss Sonichu comics being published by either Dark Horse, DC, Marvel, or Archie Comics

• Chris claims that before Sonic, his hero was [[The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]

• While discussing what Chris will do tomorrow, he mistakes Rigatoni and Risotto again

• Kacey asks Chris if he will be in his brown shirt when they meet, Chris is confused, before saying he will

• Kacey claims that she wants to go to sleep, and repeatedly asks Chris if he has her [[For Kacey|next video ready]]

==Video==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kacey Call 2
{{#ev:youtube|aBmFc_AkM1c}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Kacey Call 1.5]]
| next = [[Kacey Call 3]]
}}

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey.

'''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4|the video I uploaded]]?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt.

'''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it.

'''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um...

'''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh...

'''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment.

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just...

'''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no, no.

'''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heartbreak. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know... I, I just love you so much.

'''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] You mean a lot to me. OK anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK!

'''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really.

'''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later.

'''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you.

'''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today.

'''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK.

'''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…

'''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’.

'''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome!

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my [[duck|dick]] between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face,

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles] and making out with you and exchanging it.

'''Kacey:''' Mmmm.

'''Chris:''' Do you remember?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you.

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand-drawing style.

'''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but… [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh…

'''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and caress your breasts.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your [[Chris and art|art style]]?

'''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My lifetime.

'''Kacey:''' Lifetime?

'''Chris:''' Yeah!

'''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving!

'''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from [[Greene County Primary School|primary]] to [[Manchester High School|high school]].

'''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question.

'''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. I sometimes sculpt.

'''Kacey:''' OK. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole [[Scrapbook of Fail|book of, uh, other artwork]]. I created home- I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was like a long time ago, I created a whole [[The Wall of Originals|gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards]], even homemade [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…

'''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it.

'''Kacey:''' OK, it’s cool.

'''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… OK, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitung, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitung, Lickitung turns into Luigi.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet.

'''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married?

'''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th.

'''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus two years. Twenty nine.

'''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool!

[long pause]

'''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and send it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…

'''Kacey:''' Which friend?

'''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…

'''Kacey:''' Huh?

'''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my [[YouTube]] account or something, but anyway…

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal pal who helped me here. Which is strange.

'''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that?

'''Chris:''' Her name is Kate.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh yeah, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her?

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics.

'''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics?

'''Kacey:''' Yes please!

'''Chris:''' I might.

'''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them.

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! That would be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow!

'''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse?

'''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’m, uh, workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my lifetime hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him you know who my hero, who my hero was? [short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] [[The American Rabbit]].

'''Kacey:''' Who’s that?

'''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic-colored rabbit with roller skates.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, um, OK…

'''Chris:''' You can look it up!

'''Kacey:''' OK, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and you know, they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up?

'''Chris:''' [pause] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK.

'''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate.

'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table?

'''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know.

'''Kacey:'''Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I mean I, I love you.

'''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

'''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s gonna be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing? With me tomorrow?

'''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…

'''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it.

'''Chris:''' …with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like, collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I

'''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…

'''Chris:''' Sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know?

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' It’s been…

'''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] So…

'''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout [[2004]]. On the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|original Sonichu site]].

'''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, OK. So umm…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool.

'''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux classroom at [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield County.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please?

'''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, okay sweetheart?

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…

'''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too?

'''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…

'''Kacey:''' OK…

'''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…

'''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, okay. That’s OK.

'''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human/Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic.

'''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' That would be good.

'''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…

'''Kacey:''' I'm so excited!

'''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu...

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, are those [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Sonichu and Rosechu babies]]?!

'''Chris:''' Yeah!

'''Kacey:''' That’s so cute!

'''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006.

'''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? ['''Kacey:''' Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically...

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…

'''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what?

'''Kacey:''' You're gonna wear… Your brown shirt! You know…

'''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…

'''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt!

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt.

'''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you

'''Kacey:''' So…

'''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my [[medallion]]…

'''Kacey:''' Awesome!

'''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well.

'''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder!

'''Kacey:''' [laughter] OK, so, um…

'''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, just to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Roseys, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosey, her name is Christine.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' Then we got - and the one with the mirror is Cera with a C.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonee.

'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Like, anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes. OK. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own.

'''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear it so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, [[Cutco]] super shears.

'''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that.

'''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, OK, I love talking to you.

'''Kacey:''' OK, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…

'''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor!

'''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that.

'''Kacey:''' Okay, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each other in real life, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother.

'''Kacey:''' I’m really more concerned about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my uh, father will come and greet you first so, like, you know...

'''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome.

'''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit.

'''Kacey:''' Okay, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you!

'''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

{{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 1.5]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 3]]}}

==External links==
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Kacey Call 2

2020-08-07T13:52:38Z

Lookslikeaduck: /* Summary */

'''Kacey Call 2''' took place on 4 [[August 2009]], during the time when Chris was pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]. The call occurred the day before they were to meet up, with Chris believing he had successfully deceived an innocent woman into coming to his house.

{{quote|I'm still easing Kacey into the Truth; I feel sorry for her, because she actually went out with Jeff, pretending to be me, MY HOME address and all, and she had sex with him. But she needs to know the truth; she lost it to not only the wrong guy, but a 16-year old. [...] She is coming over to my house tomorrow at 6 PM; my father will welcome her, the household (and my bedroom is cleaner) is prepared for her presence. I would hate to have her suffer a FULL SHOCK.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]}}

==Summary==
• Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's entry into the [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|SingStar Challenge]]

• Kacey claims that she'd die of heartbreak if they're torn apart

• Chris sends Kacey a picture of his mom and dad, Chris and Kacey talk about them while he does

• Chris mixes up Risotto and Rigatoni when discussing what he'll cook for Kacey when she arrives at his house

• Both Kacey and Chris flirtatiously discuss the prospect of "love makin'" during the visit

• Upon the request of Kacey, Chris goes into detail about how he would cum on her face, then make out with her

• Chris claims that the fact that he draws with his hands means that he will be skilled at stimulating Kacey with them

• After Kacey asks, Chris claims that it took his entire life to refine his [[Chris and art|art style]]

• Chris begins talking about how he has recovered his lost Youtube account password

• Kacey asks Chris to put her into his comics as a character

• Kacey and Chris discuss Sonichu comics being published by either Dark Horse, DC, Marvel, or Archie Comics

• Chris claims that before Sonic, his hero was [[The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]

• While discussing what Chris will do tomorrow, he mistakes Rigatoni and Risotto again

• Kacey asks Chris if he will be in his brown shirt when they meet, Chris is confused, before saying he will

• Kacey claims that she wants to go to sleep, and repeatedly asks Chris if he has her *[[For Kacey|next video ready]]

==Video==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kacey Call 2
{{#ev:youtube|aBmFc_AkM1c}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Kacey Call 1.5]]
| next = [[Kacey Call 3]]
}}

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey.

'''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4|the video I uploaded]]?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt.

'''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it.

'''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um...

'''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh...

'''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment.

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just...

'''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no, no.

'''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heartbreak. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know... I, I just love you so much.

'''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] You mean a lot to me. OK anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK!

'''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really.

'''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later.

'''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you.

'''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today.

'''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK.

'''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…

'''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’.

'''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome!

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my [[duck|dick]] between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face,

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles] and making out with you and exchanging it.

'''Kacey:''' Mmmm.

'''Chris:''' Do you remember?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you.

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand-drawing style.

'''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but… [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh…

'''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and caress your breasts.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your [[Chris and art|art style]]?

'''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My lifetime.

'''Kacey:''' Lifetime?

'''Chris:''' Yeah!

'''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving!

'''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from [[Greene County Primary School|primary]] to [[Manchester High School|high school]].

'''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question.

'''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. I sometimes sculpt.

'''Kacey:''' OK. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole [[Scrapbook of Fail|book of, uh, other artwork]]. I created home- I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was like a long time ago, I created a whole [[The Wall of Originals|gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards]], even homemade [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…

'''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it.

'''Kacey:''' OK, it’s cool.

'''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… OK, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitung, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitung, Lickitung turns into Luigi.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet.

'''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married?

'''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th.

'''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus two years. Twenty nine.

'''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool!

[long pause]

'''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and send it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…

'''Kacey:''' Which friend?

'''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…

'''Kacey:''' Huh?

'''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my [[YouTube]] account or something, but anyway…

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal pal who helped me here. Which is strange.

'''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that?

'''Chris:''' Her name is Kate.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh yeah, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her?

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics.

'''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics?

'''Kacey:''' Yes please!

'''Chris:''' I might.

'''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them.

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! That would be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow!

'''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse?

'''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’m, uh, workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my lifetime hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him you know who my hero, who my hero was? [short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] [[The American Rabbit]].

'''Kacey:''' Who’s that?

'''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic-colored rabbit with roller skates.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, um, OK…

'''Chris:''' You can look it up!

'''Kacey:''' OK, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and you know, they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up?

'''Chris:''' [pause] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK.

'''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate.

'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table?

'''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know.

'''Kacey:'''Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I mean I, I love you.

'''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

'''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s gonna be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing? With me tomorrow?

'''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…

'''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it.

'''Chris:''' …with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like, collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I

'''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…

'''Chris:''' Sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know?

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' It’s been…

'''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] So…

'''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout [[2004]]. On the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|original Sonichu site]].

'''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, OK. So umm…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool.

'''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux classroom at [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield County.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please?

'''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, okay sweetheart?

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…

'''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too?

'''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…

'''Kacey:''' OK…

'''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…

'''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, okay. That’s OK.

'''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human/Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic.

'''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' That would be good.

'''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…

'''Kacey:''' I'm so excited!

'''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu...

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, are those [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Sonichu and Rosechu babies]]?!

'''Chris:''' Yeah!

'''Kacey:''' That’s so cute!

'''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006.

'''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? ['''Kacey:''' Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically...

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…

'''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what?

'''Kacey:''' You're gonna wear… Your brown shirt! You know…

'''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…

'''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt!

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt.

'''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you

'''Kacey:''' So…

'''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my [[medallion]]…

'''Kacey:''' Awesome!

'''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well.

'''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder!

'''Kacey:''' [laughter] OK, so, um…

'''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, just to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Roseys, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosey, her name is Christine.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' Then we got - and the one with the mirror is Cera with a C.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonee.

'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Like, anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes. OK. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own.

'''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear it so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, [[Cutco]] super shears.

'''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that.

'''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, OK, I love talking to you.

'''Kacey:''' OK, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…

'''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor!

'''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that.

'''Kacey:''' Okay, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each other in real life, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother.

'''Kacey:''' I’m really more concerned about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my uh, father will come and greet you first so, like, you know...

'''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome.

'''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit.

'''Kacey:''' Okay, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you!

'''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

{{succession|label=[[Kacey_calls|Kacey Phone Calls]]|prevlink=[[Kacey Call 1.5]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 3]]}}

==External links==
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Kacey Call 2

2020-08-07T13:51:20Z

Lookslikeaduck:

'''Kacey Call 2''' took place on 4 [[August 2009]], during the time when Chris was pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]. The call occurred the day before they were to meet up, with Chris believing he had successfully deceived an innocent woman into coming to his house.

{{quote|I'm still easing Kacey into the Truth; I feel sorry for her, because she actually went out with Jeff, pretending to be me, MY HOME address and all, and she had sex with him. But she needs to know the truth; she lost it to not only the wrong guy, but a 16-year old. [...] She is coming over to my house tomorrow at 6 PM; my father will welcome her, the household (and my bedroom is cleaner) is prepared for her presence. I would hate to have her suffer a FULL SHOCK.|Chris, [[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]}}

==Summary==
• Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's entry into the [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|SingStar Challenge]]

• Kacey claims that she'd die of heartbreak if they're torn apart

• Chris sends Kacey a picture of his mom and dad, Chris and Kacey talk about them while he does

• Kacey mentions that she is meant to come over to Chris's house the next day

• Chris mixes up Risotto and Rigatoni when discussing what he'll cook for Kacey when she arrives

• Both Kacey and Chris flirtatiously discuss the prospect of "love makin'" during the visit

• Upon the request of Kacey, Chris goes into detail about what sexual acts he would try

• Chris claims that the fact that he draws with his hands means that he will be skilled at stimulating Kacey with them

• After Kacey asks, Chris claims that it took his entire life to refine his [[Chris and art|art style]]

• Chris begins talking about how he has recovered his lost Youtube account password

• Kacey asks Chris to put her into his comics as a character

• Kacey and Chris discuss Sonichu comics being published by either Dark Horse, DC, Marvel, or Archie Comics

• Chris claims that before Sonic, his hero was [[The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]

• While discussing what Chris will do tomorrow, he mistakes Rigatoni and Risotto again

• Kacey asks Chris if he will be in his brown shirt when they meet, Chris is confused, before saying he will

• Kacey claims that she wants to go to sleep, and repeatedly asks Chris if he has her *[[For Kacey|next video ready]]

==Video==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kacey Call 2
{{#ev:youtube|aBmFc_AkM1c}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[Kacey Call 1.5]]
| next = [[Kacey Call 3]]
}}

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey.

'''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_4|the video I uploaded]]?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt.

'''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it.

'''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um...

'''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh...

'''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment.

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just...

'''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no, no.

'''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heartbreak. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know... I, I just love you so much.

'''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] You mean a lot to me. OK anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK!

'''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really.

'''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later.

'''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you.

'''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today.

'''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK.

'''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…

'''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’.

'''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome!

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my [[duck|dick]] between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face,

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles] and making out with you and exchanging it.

'''Kacey:''' Mmmm.

'''Chris:''' Do you remember?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you.

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand-drawing style.

'''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but… [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh…

'''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and caress your breasts.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your [[Chris and art|art style]]?

'''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My lifetime.

'''Kacey:''' Lifetime?

'''Chris:''' Yeah!

'''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving!

'''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from [[Greene County Primary School|primary]] to [[Manchester High School|high school]].

'''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question.

'''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. I sometimes sculpt.

'''Kacey:''' OK. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole [[Scrapbook of Fail|book of, uh, other artwork]]. I created home- I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was like a long time ago, I created a whole [[The Wall of Originals|gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards]], even homemade [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…

'''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it.

'''Kacey:''' OK, it’s cool.

'''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… OK, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitung, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitung, Lickitung turns into Luigi.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet.

'''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married?

'''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th.

'''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus two years. Twenty nine.

'''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool!

[long pause]

'''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and send it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…

'''Kacey:''' Which friend?

'''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…

'''Kacey:''' Huh?

'''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my [[YouTube]] account or something, but anyway…

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal pal who helped me here. Which is strange.

'''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that?

'''Chris:''' Her name is Kate.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh yeah, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her?

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics.

'''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me?

'''Chris:''' [pause] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics?

'''Kacey:''' Yes please!

'''Chris:''' I might.

'''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them.

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! That would be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow!

'''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse?

'''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’m, uh, workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my lifetime hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him you know who my hero, who my hero was? [short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] [[The American Rabbit]].

'''Kacey:''' Who’s that?

'''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic-colored rabbit with roller skates.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, um, OK…

'''Chris:''' You can look it up!

'''Kacey:''' OK, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and you know, they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up?

'''Chris:''' [pause] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK.

'''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate.

'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table?

'''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know.

'''Kacey:'''Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I mean I, I love you.

'''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

'''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s gonna be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing? With me tomorrow?

'''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…

'''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it.

'''Chris:''' …with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like, collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I

'''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…

'''Chris:''' Sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know?

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' It’s been…

'''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] So…

'''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout [[2004]]. On the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|original Sonichu site]].

'''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, OK. So umm…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool.

'''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux classroom at [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield County.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please?

'''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, okay sweetheart?

'''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…

'''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too?

'''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…

'''Kacey:''' OK…

'''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…

'''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, okay. That’s OK.

'''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human/Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic.

'''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah!

'''Chris:''' That would be good.

'''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…

'''Kacey:''' I'm so excited!

'''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu...

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, are those [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Sonichu and Rosechu babies]]?!

'''Chris:''' Yeah!

'''Kacey:''' That’s so cute!

'''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006.

'''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? ['''Kacey:''' Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically...

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…

'''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what?

'''Kacey:''' You're gonna wear… Your brown shirt! You know…

'''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…

'''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt!

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt.

'''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you

'''Kacey:''' So…

'''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my [[medallion]]…

'''Kacey:''' Awesome!

'''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well.

'''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder!

'''Kacey:''' [laughter] OK, so, um…

'''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, just to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Roseys, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosey, her name is Christine.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' Then we got - and the one with the mirror is Cera with a C.

'''Kacey:''' Uh huh.

'''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonee.

'''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Like, anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us.

'''Chris:''' Ah yes. OK. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own.

'''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear it so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, [[Cutco]] super shears.

'''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that.

'''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, OK, I love talking to you.

'''Kacey:''' OK, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…

'''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor!

'''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that.

'''Kacey:''' Okay, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each other in real life, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother.

'''Kacey:''' I’m really more concerned about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my uh, father will come and greet you first so, like, you know...

'''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome.

'''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit.

'''Kacey:''' Okay, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you!

'''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

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