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Talk:6 June 2010

2010-06-09T01:15:05Z

Lord Snotfolus: /* Robotnik */

Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH. This is an urge I cannot control. Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You did a good job! I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rename dis bitch ==
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up. This should be "6 June 2010". What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==

This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide. I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself <s>v@</s> V& by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably. They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Add to relevant article?==
"Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!"
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)

==Stalking==

According to Wikipedia, which is always right, "[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person." Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers "enemies", him stalking people "offending" him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Snyder's input==

Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story? He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==

I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his "Love-Quest"? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::That's not true. Sometimes he stands up to play Guitar Hero and threaten the internet. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 15:29, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Made up at the spot?==
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept. That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Robotnik==

I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic & Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*So he'll say "I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!" every time we win? Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yeah, kinda like that. And eventually he'll get fed up of going after <s>Sonic</s> the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen. Except by "building," I mean "inflating," and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.

:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky. Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero. Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno. It would be just like AoStH, except "Robotnik" has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

:::As opposed to the real Robotnik, who sings like an Angel. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

::::A lot like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvyvwoi6mrw Long John Baldry], actually. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 01:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

:::Make it so, number two. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:38, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Police Report==
There must be one. I don't know any free service to get the record, but if anyone does, toss it up. Alternatively, if someone is willing to use a pay service to get at it, it might make somebody here love you. Not me though. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
* Keep an eye on [http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&vw=criminal&1=IgL6lgJ0ciJdZHqNItwC9IIt79kNs2z0bXy0js2l1aI%3d&input=name this page]. It has Chris's other crimes, so it may be updated later. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 19:58, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Am I the only one that noticed this?==
I noticed the absence of not only the medallion but also the amnyfest ring. Usually this means that this isnt TRUE and HONEST content, right? Or is there some other mitigating circumstance? I am not going to edit the article to highlight this as I doubt that no one hasnt noticed these things missing. I am just interested on you guys' take on this. Thoughts? [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 20:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Good eye! I missed this detail.--[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 21:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

== A Warning...Really? ==

Did the cops seriously let Chris off with a warning? Were they not informed beforehand about his previous troubles with Chris? I was absolutely furious to hear that Chris was let off the hook again. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

He's got three priors so the police know him. And they what we know; he's too weak to cause people real harm. Still, he's dangerous behind the wheel. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:6 June 2010

2010-06-08T09:39:23Z

Lord Snotfolus: /* Robotnik */ Okay, "not much" was an understatement. Fixed

Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH. This is an urge I cannot control. Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You did a good job! I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rename dis bitch ==
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up. This should be "6 June 2010". What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==

This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide. I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself <s>v@</s> V& by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably. They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Add to relevant article?==
"Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!"
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)

==Stalking==

According to Wikipedia, which is always right, "[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person." Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers "enemies", him stalking people "offending" him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Snyder's input==

Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story? He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==

I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his "Love-Quest"? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Made up at the spot?==
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept. That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Robotnik==

I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic & Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*So he'll say "I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!" every time we win? Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yeah, kinda like that. And eventually he'll get fed up of going after <s>Sonic</s> the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen. Except by "building," I mean "inflating," and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.

:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky. Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero. Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno. It would be just like AoStH, except "Robotnik" has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:6 June 2010

2010-06-08T09:37:37Z

Lord Snotfolus: /* Robotnik */

Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH. This is an urge I cannot control. Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You did a good job! I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== To do ==

Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

== Rename dis bitch ==
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up. This should be "6 June 2010". What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==

This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide. I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself <s>v@</s> V& by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Probably. They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Add to relevant article?==
"Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!"
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)

==Stalking==

According to Wikipedia, which is always right, "[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person." Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers "enemies", him stalking people "offending" him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Snyder's input==

Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story? He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==

I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his "Love-Quest"? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)

==Made up at the spot?==
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept. That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

==Robotnik==

I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic & Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
*So he'll say "I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!" every time we win? Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:: Yeah, kinda like that. And eventually he'll get fed up of going after <s>Sonic</s> the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen. Except by "building," I mean "inflating," and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.

:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky. Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero. Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno. It would be just like AoStH, except "Robotnik" has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and doesn't really have much of a singing voice. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

User:Lord Snotfolus

2010-06-06T06:51:42Z

Lord Snotfolus:

Emperor of the Flemoid Empire. Currently plotting an invasion of CWCville since the whole "taking over a planet full of anthropomorphic cereal" plan fell through. Somehow manages to be more attractive than Chris despite being composed entirely of sticky, elastic green mucus, having somewhere in the neighborhood of a dozen solid yellow eyes, and face tentacles that spew slime.

Likes tyranny, slamming giant green meteors into planets, taking over solar systems, and pottery.

<div align=center>{{GrammarNazi}} {{God Complex}} {{Ham}}</div>

Talk:100 2189

2010-06-01T03:49:59Z

Lord Snotfolus: /* Next Video? */

Transcribe, BITCH, etc. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:12, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll take it --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:23, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

''"You can quit pestering my friends"''

You don't have any friends, you freak of nature! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:40, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*I want to know what he means by that--is that something the FAs say whenever they try to get him back online?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:42, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
::Someone on /cwc/ said that this was an indirect way of referring to Rocky, and he is afraid to mention her name because he believes that the trolls have some sort of internet Death Note. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:03, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

==Music==
What is he listening to? --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:03, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
*Sounds almost like Sheryl Crow... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgKzYiIwlM Colbie Caillat - Fallin' for You] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:14, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Wow==
You can tell he's really trying not to say that he "gave up" Cwcipedia, even though he ends up saying it twice. I wonder if that's because he realises that his copyrights were tied to it. Still, stupid manchild, etc. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:45, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Recorded in his kitchen?==
Note the Christmas Tree and visible sunlight in the background. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 20:28, 31 May 2010 (EST)
:Yes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:32, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
:He says in the house tour video that they keep the tree up year round. I'm guessing that this is a practical move since there's no difference between storage space and living space in the house. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 01:28, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
==Next Video?==
So how long till we see another vide would you say? I give it a five days.[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*Let's just see it that way; it's the first time Chris mentions Sonichu in his videos since 21 March 2010. I think Rocky's influence is slipping. Besides, two videos in three days and both had a link with the CWCipedia. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill we will have a new video in 2-4 days and a 'Tard Rage video within two weeks. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:29, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*A week at most. Chris has surprised us before by going quite awhile without making a video but never bitched about it. He may be doing this to reassure himself but it won't be long before he's back. This is what, the third or fourth time he's "quit" the internet this year? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 03:30, 1 June 2010 (UTC)
*Personally I'm thinking one of two outcomes. In the first outcome, he explodes into a violent rage tomorrow, complete with webcam abuse and the claw of fail, possibly a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, screaming something completely incomprehensible about Alec and a large bowl of goat shit. On the second outcome, he lasts three days and then uploads something entirely retarded about Family Guy with only a minor acknowledgement towards the CWCipedia situation, possibly none at all. Also, did he really sign over his rights for Sonichu with the CWCipedia? I'd love to read the terms and conditions of the agreement. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 03:49, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T19:56:21Z

Lord Snotfolus: /* Art request */

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

* He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
** You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.
*** You got it right Anonymous. If Chris heard someone looking Badass say it, he will use it as his new magical mantra. That's how this pimp rolls. (Yes, I am white as snow). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Well==

I couldn't help but fucking lol. Chris semi-permanently damaged his most prized posession. It's like if the trolls convinced him to destroy the [[Blanca|medallion]] or got him to give up the monthly tugboat. Too bad Chris appears to use a cable to access the intertubes or this would have been perfect. I am pleased. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*Also, LOOK AT THOSE TITS GODDAMN. They're actually bigger than some girls I know. Additionally: LOOK AT THAT BALD GODDAMN. And his accent, and how smug he is that he "beat" the trolls, and, and, and just everything. Just fucking everything. This is definitely one of the funniest videos in a while. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

:*Fucking Lol. Taking all bets on how long it takes him to figure out he no longer has internet.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:59, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Well, he was able to upload this video, so like I said before he probably has a cable for his PS3. Not that it's at all possible to tell in the landfill he calls his room. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:00, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*I think he's using his digital camera. The PSEye, it would seem, has finally been laid to rest. This being the Case he probably won't notice until he tries to buy more useless shit on PSN, and discovers that he can't sign on. That will be the most delicious moment of all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:03, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The PSeye can be seen in the background, still mounted on his TV. However, it could be broken, and he might just be holding onto it because he's a packrat. --[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:23, 5 May 2010
:::::*Chris did say that his parents are packrats (ie. hoarders), so it's logical that Chris would hold onto something even after it's no longer able to function. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:12, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Man, Chris-chan is a stupid little bitch. Let's go for something more than his fucking PS3.
If he wants to be a little ignorant dumbass and go "PIMP MY RIDE! PIMP MY RIDE"

- Captainult

Jesus fucking christ. Chris' videos always make me want to facepalm, but a mixture of cringing and bile fascination keeps me watching them the whole way through. In the end, I'm left with my mouth agape, and only a minute or two after watching the video do I start to react. Fucking hell, legos on a video game controller as an assertion of his victory. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:51, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

== How come the first thing I noticed ==

...was that he's wearing a decade old t-shirt from high school? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 10:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

*The first thing I noticed was his massive, enormous tits.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:05, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
**Me too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* Do we have a vintage photo of him in the T-Shirt? It would do a great Before/After shot for the Obesity page. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Shit, that rack. --18:55, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Performance style==
this video isn't really "crazy" i think we need a new one called "smug" or something.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 14:43, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've never seen a sane person use Legos to indicate that he's pimped his ride. That seems pretty crazy to me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:53, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:: To me it's not crazy, it's just very very stupid, and the video is more about him thinking he outsmarted the trolls, and in comparison to other videos this isn't really insane.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:47, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

==Art request==
Art request for this article; find an image of a busty chick and overlay it over Chris to show how big his tits are. Fuck. Chris is... Uhgh. He somehow seems to have lost weight in this video, but his tits are just massive. I guess that's why they call him Collosal Chris-Chan... -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 16:22, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
*Collosal Tits-Chan, even. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 19:56, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and rape

2010-04-25T01:21:14Z

Lord Snotfolus:

Good stuff dude, but my only real qualm is this. First hand accounts (Mimms and Lucas) say that Chris was not particulaly rapist-ish. He was a bit close to Megan, but I don't think that he would rape someone. I certainly don't think if they turned round and yelled/cried at him to stop, he'd force them.

I don't mind recording what he's done, but saying he's a potential rapist is a bit far.

Otherwise, great work --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:30, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

*I basically just pulled this from the [[Chris and sex]] page and shuffled it a bit, added a header or two and called it done. I'm not stopping you from editing, for sure; I'm much too lazy to do much else. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 01:21, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris and Rape

2010-04-25T00:20:50Z

Lord Snotfolus: Redirected page to Chris and rape

#REDIRECT [[Chris and rape]]

Talk:Chris and Rape

2010-04-25T00:19:45Z

Lord Snotfolus: /* Article Name */

== Article Name ==

Should technically be lowercase: [[Chris and rape]] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)
* Sure, I'll make this a redirect then, and create the page at its proper target. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:19, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-04-25T00:11:50Z

Lord Snotfolus:

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris and Rape

2010-04-25T00:09:25Z

Lord Snotfolus: If this split off of Chris and Sex is disliked, feel free to delete it

[[Image:BurnsLikeHygiene.jpg|thumb|250px|The most likely result of Chris taking things too far.]]
{{Quote|I would appreciate it if I was FULLY UNDERSTOOD as the Noble Gentleman that I am.|Chris, a man who groped a [[Kacey|woman]] the first time he met her.}}

Chris seems to have a poor grasp of the concept of '''rape'''.

== Chris and the Concept of Rape ==

Whether Chris understands rape as a concept is up for debate. He claims that he knows what rape is, but at the very least, his self-absorption and lack of empathy mean that he doesn't understand the gravity of rape, or its long-term consequences for the victim. It is possible that the only reason he knows anything about rape is through porn, where it isn't portrayed as bad, and the girl always ends up enjoying it in the end.

As stated above, Chris has claimed that in his ideal world, homosexuals would be ''"taken in and reprogrammed with multiple upon multiple pleasurable moments with female prison inmates and prosts[itutes]"''and that ''"prisons will no longer be divided between gender."'' It is unknown if Chris would obtain permission from the women before putting them to work "reprogramming" gay men, but the fact that he specifies prison inmates seems to imply that he doesn't expect the women to cooperate willingly. He also fails to realize that "reprogramming" homosexuals by forcing them to have sex with women constitutes rape. The fact that he believes prisons being co-ed would reduce the incidence of homosexuality shows that he is, on some level, aware that homosexual sex and rape occurs in prison, but he doesn't specify whether integration would allow men and women to have consensual relations or just shift the rape from male on male to male on female.

=== Evidence ===

*When [[IRC_(21_January_2009)|confronted with the news]] that his sweetheart [[PandaHalo]] had been raped by [[Clyde Cash]] and become pregnant as a result, Chris was easily distracted from the emotional impact of what had happened, and instead focused most of his attention on what kind of domestic arrangements would result, or whether he might have to forgo his trip to Nintendo of America headquarters in order to pay for an abortion. His first reaction was to tell her that he wouldn't blame her or "hold it against [her]". Any woman assumes as long as her mate isn't a misogynistic asshole that he wouldn't blame her, and being "reassured" of such isn't exactly comforting or helpful. Chris was even willing to accept the mind-boggling possibility that Panda might want to live with Clyde, and raise her child alongside him.

*While [[IRC (23 July 2009)|pretending to be a troll]] in an IRC conversation, Chris suggested twice that the trolls should instigate him to rape [[Rocky]]. Whether Chris actually wants to rape Rocky and then use the trolls as a convenient scapegoat ("They made me do it!"), or whether he is particularly awful at bluffing, remains a mystery.

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris reveals that he had traveled forward in time and, aside from finding the cure for homosexuality, he also meets his [[Lovely Weather|future wife]]. Mistaking Chris for his future self, his wife invites him home for some sexing. Chris seems to think that there's nothing wrong with having sex with a woman if she thinks you're someone else. Chris falls back on the old standby, "if she didn't say no, it's not rape." Like his stance on [[Women's Rights]], where he maintains he's not a chauvinist because he'd never physically abuse a woman, Chris fails to realize that there's more to it than that.

*In his video [[IPods Down and Listen Up]], Chris "sings" about sexual assault with him as the "star" rapist. The lyrics describe the victim as a "[[Niggos|sleek, sexy panther]]" whom he fails to ambush as she flees. Then [[Sonichu's Edge|he chases her]], wears her out and, in his own words, ''"...You take it like a gal (gal), and then we pump (pump-pump, pump) ..."'' until impregnation.

== Chris as Rapist ==

As Chris's sexual frustrations continue to build and build, some observers have raised the unsettling question of whether he might try to force himself on a woman. The possibility does seem real - his relationship with [[Megan Schroeder]] provides many examples of his [[Autism|inability to understand]] the importance of respecting physical boundaries and the simple fact that "no means no."

Thanks to his characteristic lack of empathy, Chris has almost no grasp on how emotional and physical intimacies develop in the real world. [[Anime]] and porn have taught him all the wrong lessons — he assumes that sex is something that just happens, and usually sooner rather than later. He quite literally believes the joke statement, "rape is how they say 'hello' in Japan". Being a retard, he assumes that not only is that true, but that it applies to Western culture as well. He took it as a given that Megan would put out if he won the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] contest and took her to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]. In his conversations with [[Vivian Gee]], he professed a belief that sex automatically happens after the [[third date]]. During his feud with [[CChanSonichuCWC]], he seemed to think that he’d be able to get some if he lured his rival's girlfriend [[Kacey]] to his house, and never mind that she'd probably be able to tell the difference between Chris and her ''real'' boyfriend. This is him again believing that everyone is as stupid and terrible with faces as he is.

Despite all these foreboding implications, however, it helps to keep a few practical facts in mind. Chris is a [[Chris and health|physically decrepit]] coward with an incredibly low threshold of pain. If he ever attempted to assault a woman, he probably wouldn’t get very far. For the sake of all involved, anyway, let's hope so. This is assuming that he doesn't squash her first with his [[obesity|massive girth]], in which case, there would be a problem.

== See Also ==

[[Chris and Sex]]

{{Chris and}}

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-04-24T23:57:55Z

Lord Snotfolus: /* Rape split */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

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2010-04-23T02:08:24Z

Lord Snotfolus:

OH MY FUCKING GOD I ALMOST THREW UP [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 23:07, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

HUUUUUUUGHUHGUGUUHUHUHUUHGUHHGHHHHH. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:54, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

Picture of the Now, bitches. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 00:54, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

lolwut [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:58, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

At least it's not the tongue. Anything but the tongue.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:30, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Hmph, mine are bigger.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:53, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

Now all it needs is epic background music and it's a perfect Youtube video. Jiggle jiggle! [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 02:08, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

April 2010

2010-04-19T08:50:27Z

Lord Snotfolus: Vandalisim -> Vandalism

[[Image:Rawr fag.jpg|thumb|What Chris <s>would have</s> looked like when he remembered the threat.]]
Throughout April, Chris's online activity has been pretty sporadic, due to him trying to stay off and free himself from the influence of the Internet (probably prompted by [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside force]]). But thanks to his inability to do so completely, Chris has occasionally been letting the [[trolls]] in on what happens when a lonely virgin manchild is partly deprived of his only way of expression and social interaction. And the results have so far proved that Chris truly does the most stupid things when he is left to his own devices.

The month started with the [[CWCipedia]] looking like the owner's [[duck]]. That is, to say, mangled beyond recognition. The website was stripped of its flesh of colors, pictures and formatting, leaving behind only a skeleton of HTML code, [[Patti|like the remains of an animal that's been dug up after many years in the ground]]. This was probably due to 110mb being shit as usual.

Chris has also acted on his [[Death threats|threat]] of "trouble from himself personally" after the expiration of his ultimatum. However, being the fatass dumbfuck that he is, all his vandalism was noticed and quickly reverted. However, he wasn't banned by order of the great [[Clyde Cash]].

On 5 April, however, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe]] ad was discovered, further cementing the fact that he only wants a sweetheart for the [[hanky-panky]]. Said ad was deleted on 9 April.

A week later, Chris returned to the GAMe PLACe in an attempt to get his permaban removed so he can start bogarting everything. The manager, Michael Snyder, was unmoved and told Chris to get out, prompting Chris to show himself as a horrible bigot once again by using the word "Jew" as an insult (even though Michael is not Jewish). Chris posted a video of the incident, then posted an image on the CWCipedia asking his fans, the same ones he compared to trolls a month ago, to troll him and ask why he's playing [[Kick the Autistic]]. Not only did this, as excepted, not work, Michael was, quite to the contrary, subsequently hailed as a hero for keeping the anti-semitic manchild down.

==Events of April 2010==
* 01 April - Chris, as if his [[Death threats#Cogsdev|threat]] were an April Fools joke, [[fail|fails]] to act or [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] against the [[CWCki]].
* 02 April - Chris [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|remembers his threat]], and [[Template:DYK|vandalizes]] [[Template:Article of the now|three]] [[Template:Picture of the now|templates]]. His edits are quickly reverted.
* 04 April - 110mb gets its act together and the CWCipedia returns.
* 05 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after [[hanky-panky]] now.
* 09 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe]] personal ad is deleted, along with a bunch of troll ads.
* 10 April - Chris updates his blog and Captain's Log, breaks his exile from the internet to claim that pages are being drawn and that the ads will not phase him.
* 12 April - Chris releases [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|a new audio]] as he attempts to get himself unbanned from [[The GAMe PLACe]], which is quickly removed. Later that day, he posts a picture on the CWCipedia asking his fans to call him and ask him he wants to play Kick the Autistic.
* 13 April - Chris continues to undo [[CWCipedia]] vandalism, and writes biographies for the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]].
{{Timeline}}

Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)

2010-04-19T08:48:02Z

Lord Snotfolus: Defiantly != Definitely

On 18 [[April 2010]], Chris created a page on the [[CWCipedia]] detailing many of the girls he's known, (or believed he knew) over his lifetime.

This list offers yet another disturbing look into Chris's deeply fucked-up mind. While most people on the internet avoid revealing their own personal information, Chris has apparently ran out of things he hasn't told about himself, and is now revealing the secrets of others. The fact that he's doing this post-[[Wallflower]] is surprising, considering that she broke off all ties with him because he leaked her information to the internet. The only explanation that currently exists for this recent action is that Chris is either an idiot or an asshole. <s>Possibly</s> definitely both.

The list contains a mixture of real people and trolls, and is apparently in chronological order since he met them. Oddly, he includes one of his grade-school teachers on a list that is otherwise 100% people Chris wanted to bang. Notable omissions include troll heroine [[Vivian Gee]] whom Chris has repeatedly claimed is a gal-pal, and the [[Hambeast|obese girl]] Chris went out with once. [[Rocky Shoemaker]] is also nowhere to be seen, which is unusual considering the inclusion of Mrs. Virginia Sanford, and the [[IRC (23 July 2009)|fact that he wanted to rape her]]. Another notable omission is [[Blanca Weiss]], whom Chris has finally identified as a troll. Interestingly, Chris finally admits that the breakup of his friendship with [[Megan]] was due to his own actions, and in no way implicates his trolls. He also seems cognizant that [[PandaHalo]] did not die in the Australian brushfires, though his new theory on her whereabouts is equally dodgy. It also seems odd he wishes her many 'many happy years in their marriage' when he has recently expressed a desire to [[Don't Mess With Me|slit her husbands throat]].

What follows is the text of the page, unaltered aside from Wiki styling, and attempts to conceal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].

==Page text==
I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], have had a good number of women friends in my lifetime. They cared and respected me; they were ALL honest and good to me. Most of what my Trolls say when they DARE to drag their names through the mud with mine are [[Lies]] or Exaggerations. I am here to [[Chris and reality|set the records straight]].

==How Do I Get and Know So Many Women?==
**A Major Reason I have had more women friends then males, is mostly due to the [[Autism|Medically Found Fact]] (which was found early in my life) that I get along better with Females than with Males.
 -I am naturally [[Homos#Defenses against becoming homo|attracted to women]], Pure and Simple.
 -In my view, women are more sweet, understanding and honest than [[JERKS|most men]] are.
 -After they get to know me in person, women tend to [[Megan|like me]] [[The Wallflower|much more]].
 -I Am [[Chris and health|Good Looking]].

==The Women in my Life==

===[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] (Spicer)===

My first female friend, and my childhood Best Friend, Sarah was and still is a very nice and sweet girl. She has affected me with positive encouragement in my life. Although I have lost touch with her since she married her husband, William, I will never forget her as the friend I have had longest in my lifetime.

===Tiffany Robinson===

My First Crush; she was a very pretty girl back in my Green County School days. We would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days.

===Mrs. [[Virginia Sanford]]===

She was the most influential teacher in my life. During my years at Providence Middle School, she taught me better social skills, how to better cope with other people, bullies and life. With a positive and fun tomboyish attitude, she was a teacher any child would be most proud to look up to and be taught by.

===Natasha Turner===

Another girl, slightly older than me, who I felt fond of. I did not meet her until my Providence Middle days. We were next-door neighbors for a while. She hung out with me at the nearby School Bus Stop. She was a good girl.

===Laura Beth Dorazio===

I did not meet her until my Freshman Year at Manchester High (she was a Cheerleader then); she was two grades ahead of me, and apparently she went to Providence Middle and was in the same class as me during my time, but she advanced to High School about 7th Grade. She was a pretty girl; I had a crush on her that one year.

===[[Kellie Lyn Andes]]===

Kellie was my High School Sweetheart ([[Chris and reality|in my point of view]]). She was a pretty, sweet and smart girl in my class. We shared a number of classes together. After graduation, I kept touch with her for a while, then that touch got lost. Last I heard from a possibly hers MySpace page, she later got married and now has three children. If I could go back, I would date her [[Sex|and then some]]. I HAD TO BE NAIVE ON THE DATING SUBJECT BACK THEN!!!

===[[Tiffany Nicole Gowen]]===

She was a good girl and a good friend to me back in Manchester High. We shared a few classes, and sat at the same lunch table one year or two. She had a spot of a tomboy in her, and reminded me of Peppermint Patty. She danced with me at the Seinor Prom, and I look forward to returning the favor at the Class Reunion.

===Sarah Anne Bevel===

Another good girl of my class; shared classes and a lunch table. Not a moment flew by where I did not see her with her M.H.S. Sweetheart, Brian Smart (Lucky Dude). Last I heard, they broke up years ago now.

===Molly Quarles===

She was funny, sweet and possibly a bit quirky. We shared a few classes, and she was a cheerleader the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio during my Freshman Year, yet Molly was a Freshman too back then. Two years in a dating match-up thing they had every Valentines Day at M.H.S., I got matched up with Molly. The ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then.

===Miranda Joyce Mitchell===

A pretty girl, and was a big brain of my Circle of Friends. We shared a few classes; she was in my Class as well. She helped me in the early days of my Website Days by redesigning the "CWC's Pok'eSite 2!" Logo; she did a great job.

===[[Anna McLerran]]===

I met Anna while she was working at a PacSun in Fashion Square during my young adult years and the early days of my Sweetheart Search. She was a good and honest woman. It made me sad when much later she and her family moved to Utah. I later learned she was a Lesbian, and I do not hold that against her at all.

===[[Megan Schroeder]]===

She and I were good friends for years when I was going to the Pok'emon TCG League and the Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments. I was hoping she and I would become Sweethearts, but I [[Fuck Quest|got too close]]; [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|freaked her out a bit]] and eventually [[Megan E-mails|lost her]]. I still miss her sometimes.

===[[Sarah Jackson]]===

About during the time I was having an online relationship with one Blanca Weiss (Later learned she was a Troll), I met Sarah Jackson online. She was a good woman with sound advice and wisdom. She respected and understood me. Unfortunately, she got into an automobile accident and passed on.

===[[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], A.K.A. PandaHalo===

She was a true and good Sonichu Girl (Fan); in further conversations long after I ended it with "Blanca", Sarah and I established an online relationship, and it was good. Sadly, she would get raped by the troll, "Clyde Cash" and stolen from me with their fated child. For over a year, I had thought she fell victim of the Australian Bushfires of Janurary, 2009, and I mourned over her and kept her in my heart. I recently learned that she was still alive, married to Clyde and with healthy child. Even though my memorial dedications were apparently a loss, I wish Sarah and Clyde many happy years in their marriage.

===[[Ivy O'Neil]]===

Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging.

===[[Kacey Devoria]]===

As I was in the online combat for my own identity against the [[Liquid Chris|Brown-Stripe-Wearing "Christian Chandler"]], I found my way into his e-mail account. There I found the e-mail of his girlfriend, Kacey. I felt I had to warn her about "Christian" lying to her about who he was. It got complicated as I pretended to be him, so I could show Kacey my face, the Real Face of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]* of Ruckersville, VA, and Original Creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Eventually, we would be good friends. Then with more complications, and "Christian"'s charm, she dumped me as a friend and got married to him. [[Chris and his Ego|At least she has MET and was FRIENDS with]] the Real [[Christian Weston Chandler]].*

''*The dual links to "Christian Weston Chandler" in this passage were put there by Chris himself. He has something of an [[ego]] problem.''

===([[The Wallflower]])*===

She and I had met in person at a Local Event in Charlottesville, VA. We started going out and were getting along together. We had plans on writing on a book together. But I made a huge honest mistake. To begin a small hype with the fans of her online FanFictions about our "Guardian of the Owl Kingdom", I started work on a level for LittleBiGPlanet. I uploaded a Foretaste Version of the level, stating that it was a "Chris Chan/Damien Anteria Production". Being Well-Aware of the Online Safety, I had thought she would be safe with me using her Pen Name; I HAD NEVER USED HER REAL NAME. But then my Trolls searched and found HER Facebook Page. The Trolls made a mockery page on their website about her; started harassing her and her family by pretending to be me on the telephone. Heather broke up our friendship, flat-out. If she did not have a Facebook Page, she would have been safe. But I have learned from my mistakes there.

''*Chris used The Wallflower's real name as the title of this section. We have changed it to "The Wallflower" as she has requested that we not reveal her identity. Unlike Chris, we are true to our word.''

==External links==
[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Gal-Pals_and_Past_Sweethearts The page]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:CWCipedia]]
[[Category:Historical_Documents]]

Mumble

2010-04-09T09:12:52Z

Lord Snotfolus: Category added (seems proper)

[[Mumble]] is a voice chat program of choice for CWC [[trolls]]. [[Chris]] has made several "fan" chats in here.

==Mumble Chat 1==
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In the first of [[Chris]]'s Mumble chats, he and [[trolls|the TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but and [[chris and hypocrisy|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to Anne Boleyn and likes [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]].

==Mumble Chat 2==
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The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. [[Trolls]] ask nonsensical questions about [[Sonichu]], including the wetness of [[Bubbles]]' [[china]]. Chris is angry that [[Clyde]] broke [[Panda]]'s hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in [[CWCville]]. Chris says that [[alcohol]] is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his [[nudes]] are [[lies|photoshopped]]. Chris says that he is stronger than [[Clyde]] and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a [[Barb|wild Snorlax appears]].

==Mumble Chat 3==
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The third Mumble chat starts with small talk, then [[chris and sex|sex]] talk between Chris and [[Julie]] before [[Clyde]] takes over in the later stages. Molvania has been destroyed. All of Chris's female characters think he’s handsome. [[fail|He can’t understand why he’s single]]. Julie is getting paranoid and wants Chris to protect her. Julie and Chris agree to take each others virginity and imagine their first time together. Clyde appears and reveals he's heard everything. The two threaten and try to psychoanalyze each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions in detail how he'll support Julie or even himself, casting serious doubt on Chris's life skills. Clyde forces Chris to make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video saying that he's gay]], threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't.

==Mumble Chat 4==
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The fourth Mumble chat is [[Chris]] vs [[Clyde]] with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[niggos|black people]].Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|throw away his material possessions]].

==Mumble Chat 5==
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As [[Chris]] is about to start talking to [[Julie]], the dastardly [[Clyde Cash]] appears, as if from nowhere. He continues to berate Chris about his inability to support himself and Julie, exposing his mammoth ignorance of what survival in the real world entails. He has a hundred dollars saved and [[chris and money|believes that saving this same amount each month will sustain his family]] and lies that he has looked for jobs with his [[CADD|degree]]. Chris admits that [[Sonichu]] villains are people who have made him feel inferior in the past. [[Julie]] is mostly a background character in this chat; playing half-hearted cheerleader for Chris throughout.

==Mumble Chat 6==
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The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because [[lie|"It's called a life"]], but he [[fail|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[chris and money|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[chris and religion|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.

==Mumble Chat 7==
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The seventh Mumble chat is another fan Q&A, similar to [[Mumble 6]]. Chris has given bad advice in the last chat, causing a fan's girlfriend to leave him. Chris shows no remorse. [[Trolls]] try to encourage [[Chris]] to make [[Power|videos]] [[51 50|proving]] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|his]] [[30 Push-Ups|strength]] and showcasing his [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]]. He claims that the [[dildo]] in the [[vibrator destruction video]] was glued together and took a lot of strength to pull apart, but later backpedals and says he used shears. The possibility of more [[Rule 34]] in [[Sonichu]] is discussed, especially giving [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]]. Chris fails at the national anthem and reveals that his mom told him that his [[Attraction Sign]] made him look retarded. Chris says he thinks [[Panda]] might be dead, but shows no real emotion. Many terrible impersonations are spread throughout this chat. Clyde enters at the end and Chris bolts.

==Mumble Chat 8==
{{main|Mumble 8}}
Mumble Chat 8 is another fan Q&A covering a variety of topics. Chris can't name the [[Chris and Religion|ten commandments or the seven deadly sins]] offhand. Chris tries to convince Julie that premarital sex is OK in his religion, and tries to claim he doesn't hate all [[homos]] when he's called on his religious [[hypocrisy]]. Chris agrees he would have a threesome with two other men as he tries to choreograph a threesome between himself, [[Julie]] and [[Sarah May]]. Chris admits [[recycling]], and says that he only goes to McDonald's [[health|two to three times a week]]. Chris calls [[Sarah May]] by '[[Julie]]' several times throughout the conversation, which causes her to freak out and attempt suicide. While he [[china|shows some concern]] as she's screaming about killing herself, [[Chris and death|Chris reacts like a sloth on sedatives after her 'death']], reassuring himself that he still has Julie.

==Mumble Chat 9==
{{main|Mumble 9}}
The ninth mumble chat is fairly short and follows a very different format. [[The Miscreants]] assemble before [[Chris]] to taunt and menace him as he stumbles and stutters. They inform him that their goal is to prevent Chris from ever getting [[china]], as he is a [[racism|racist]] who doesn't care about [[women's rights|women]] as people. They also reveal themselves as being the real [[Sonichu]] fanbase. [[Panda]] is the newest member of the Miscreants. They true to make Chris prove that he really loves Julie, but all he can come up with is that he went to a lot of trouble finding [[Molvania]] on the map. Eventually Chris shouts that he has his [[Aunt Corina]]'s funeral tomorrow, tells them all to "fuck off" and leaves.

==Mumble Chat 9.5==
{{main|Mumble 9.5}}
This chat is an extension of the [[Mumble 9|ninth]] Mumble chat. For some reason, [[Chris]] rejoins [[The Miscreants]] in the chat. Clyde again accuses him of accomplishing nothing in his life. He says he's been [[lie|thinking about getting a job]] and whines about [[stress]]. [[The Miscreants]] accuse him of not really caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corina]]; only caring that he had to go to a funeral on his [[Christian Love Day|birthday]]. Chris tries to disprove this by pretending to cry. He admits [[Slow-in-the-Minds|retardation]] and says that he felt true honest respect from his past [[trolls|sweethearts]] and [[trolls|gal-pals]]. Chris says he's learned to tell lies from the truth, [[fail|as he doubts that these women were trolls]]. Clyde attacks Chris for his [[Chris and money|financial stupidity]]. [[lie|Chris says that he mostly tells the truth]]. Chris eventually storms out, and [[The Miscreants]] discuss future plans.

==Mumble Chat 10==
{{main|Mumble 10}}
In the tenth Mumble chat, [[Julie]] has been kidnapped by [[Max]] and 'spirited away' to [[Miscreants|Miscreant]] Headquarters. Our hero, [[Chris-Chan]], must wrestle with making the unenviable decision of whether he can be bothered to drive to Cleveland for his [[china|true love]], and awaits the impending decision of the mythical Powers That Be that will shape the path of his destiny - Will he get his [[Barb|mum's]] permission to go? This entire chat is spent trying to convince Chris to defy his parents' wishes, and and allay his fears of being attacked and/or arrested for [[pedofork|pedoforkery]] upon arrival. [[Clyde Cash]] makes a brief cameo.

==Mumble Chat 11==
{{main|Mumble 11}}
The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. [[Chris]] has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that Billy Mays is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.

==Mumble Chat 12==
{{main|Mumble 12}}
The twelfth and final Mumble chat. [[Chris]] reacts to very little throughout. Chris is still sick, and working on getting his website back up. [[Clyde Cash]] has murdered [[BlueSpike]] as a birthday gift for Chris. Chris seems to be mildly surprised that Clyde did this, but [[Chris and Death|shows no real emotion]]. Chris will reveal how elections in [[CWCville]] work in a future 'book', he has to think about it. Chris whines about Clyde dragging him away for his 'work' of getting his website back up. Clyde tells him to go outside. Chris says that he will go out and [[Love Quest|find a woman locally]] by being 'very social' and what sounds like 'civil about it'. He then disappears into the murky toy-filled depths from whence he came.

{{succession|label=[[Mumble|Mumble Chats]]|prevlink=[[Mumble|N/A]]|nextlink=[[Mumble 1|Mumble Chat 1]]|}}

==See Also==
*[[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Club Nintendo

2010-04-09T09:10:27Z

Lord Snotfolus: Category added

[[Image:Mariohat.png|thumb|left|What hackers did when the Club Nintendo yearly award was given]]

'''Club Nintendo''' is a customer-loyalty program that rewards the purchasers of Nintendo games and hardware. Buyers can register a code on the Club Nintendo website confirming that they've bought an item, get a certain number of points depending on the value of the item, and then cash in the points for various prizes.

[[Chris]] is a big fan of these sorts of giveaways ([[My Coke Rewards]] being another example), and so he seems to have diligently registered his new acquisitions over the years. This record of his purchases spans from when the program first got started in 2003 (as My Nintendo) all the way through to [[February 2009]], where he quit Club Nintendo to get himself more absorbed into his [[PS3]] and [[LittleBigPlanet]].

Since the records may not be entirely representative of what he's bought, it's hard to draw any firm conclusions from this information. However, it suggests that Chris doesn't download games for his Wii with nearly the same abandon as he does on the [[PlayStation Network]]. His Wii downloads as accounted here are actually fairly limited and show pretty decent taste on his part. (This may just be a result of the PSN sucking up every last bit of cash from his [[monthly tugboat]], though.)

Chris spent his My Coke Rewards points almost as fast as he could get them, but for whatever reason, he hoarded his Club Nintendo points. According to the trolls who hacked his account, Chris acquired only one prize: a copy of ''Game & Watch Collection'' for the Nintendo DS. [[Clyde Cash]], in his wisdom, chose to spend a few more on a gift for Barack Obama.

==The list==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Date Registered
!align="left"|Item
!align="left"|Type
|-
|19 November 2003
|''Mario Party 5
|Game
|-
|19 November 2003
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Game
|-
|24 November 2003
|Game Boy Advance
|Hardware
|-
|24 November 2003
|Game Boy Advance SP
|Hardware
|-
|24 November 2003
|Nintendo GameCube
|Hardware
|-
|13 March 2004
|''Pokémon Colosseum
|Game
|-
|5 May 2004
|''Wario Ware, Inc.: Mega Party Game$
|Game
|-
|13 June 2004
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Game
|-
|8 September 2004
|''Pokémon FireRed
|Game
|-
|8 September 2004
|''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Game
|-
|26 October 2004
|''Donkey Konga
|Game
|-
|29 June 2004
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - Johto Photo Finish
|Other
|-
|18 July 2004
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll
|Other
|-
|31 December 2004
|Nintendo DS
|Hardware
|-
|5 January 2005
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Game
|-
|12 January 2005
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - I Choose You!
|Other
|-
|17 February 2005
|''WarioWare: Touched!
|Game
|-
|5 March 2005
|''Pokémon Emerald
|Game
|-
|30 March 2005
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Game
|-
|30 March 2005
|GBA Video ''Pokémon - Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Other
|-
|1 April 2005
|''Pokémon Dash
|Game
|-
|6 May 2005
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Game
|-
|15 May 2005
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Game
|-
|15 May 2005
|''Polarium
|Game
|-
|25 May 2005
|''WarioWare: Twisted!
|Game
|-
|7 September 2005
|''Nintendogs - Dachshund & Friends
|Game
|-
|12 November 2005
|Game Boy micro
|Hardware
|-
|19 November 2005
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Game
|-
|25 December 2005
|''Animal Crossing: Wild World
|Game
|-
|27 December 2005
|''Mario Kart DS
|Game
|-
|7 January 2006
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Game
|-
|23 February 2006
|''Mario Party 7
|Game
|-
|23 February 2006
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Game
|-
|9 March 2006
|''Pokémon Trozei
|Game
|-
|23 March 2006
|''Tetris DS
|Game
|-
|28 March 2006
|''Metroid Prime Hunters
|Game
|-
|11 April 2006
|''True Swing Golf
|Game
|-
|15 April 2006
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Game
|-
|15 April 2006
|''Super Princess Peach
|Game
|-
|19 April 2006
|''Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day
|Game
|-
|16 May 2006
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Game
|-
|1 June 2006
|''Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
|Game
|-
|30 August 2006
|''Star Fox Command
|Game
|-
|15 September 2006
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Game
|-
|21 September 2006
|''Big Brain Academy
|Game
|-
|26 September 2006
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Game
|-
|27 September 2006
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
|Game
|-
|27 October 2006
|''Drill Dozer
|Game
|-
|27 October 2006
|''Magnetica
|Game
|-
|29 October 2006
|''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
|Game
|-
|2 November 2007
|Everybody Votes Channel
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|Internet Browser
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Kirby's Adventure
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Metroid Prime 3'' Preview
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Paper Mario
|Download
|-
|2 November 2007
|''Super Metroid
|Download
|-
|9 November 2007
|''Alien Soldier
|Download
|-
|9 November 2007
|''Sin & Punishment
|Download
|-
|20 November 2007
|Check Mii Out Channel
|Download
|-
|20 November 2007
|Nintendo Wii
|Hardware
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Diamond
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Pokémon Pearl
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Game
|-
|20 November 2007
|''Wii Play
|Game
|-
|24 November 2007
|Nintendo DS Lite
|Hardware
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Bonk's Adventure
|Download
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Pokémon Snap
|Download
|-
|14 December 2007
|''Wrecking Crew
|Download
|-
|11 March 2008
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Game
|-
|5 May 2008
|''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Game
|-
|27 May 2008
|Nintendo Channel
|Download
|-
|27 May 2008
|Photo Channel 1.1
|Download
|-
|16 June 2008
|''My Pokémon Ranch
|Download
|-
|12 August 2008
|''Family Table Tennis
|Download
|-
|12 August 2008
|''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''World of Goo
|Download
|-
|5 January 2009
|''Animal Crossing: City Folk
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Mario Kart
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Game
|-
|9 January 2009
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Game
|-
|10 January 2009
|''Wii Music
|Game
|-
|15 January 2009
|''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Download
|-
|15 January 2009
|''Sudoku Challenge!
|Download
|-
|23 January 2009
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
|Download
|-
|23 January 2009
|''Tetris Party
|Download
|-
|28 January 2009
|''Milon's Secret Castle
|Download
|-
|28 January 2009
|''Solomon's Key
|Download
|-
|30 January 2009
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Game
|-
|3 February 2009
|''Sonic Chaos
|Download
|-
|3 February 2009
|Wii Speak Channel
|Download
|-
|4 February 2009
|''The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Download
|-
|4 February 2009
|''Wonder Boy
|Download
|-
|10 February 2009
|''Dr. Mario Online Rx
|Download
|-
|20 February 2009
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Game
|}

==See also==
* [[My Coke Rewards]]

==Download==
*http://www.mediafire.com/?mknwejnzn1a

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Video Games]]

Mumble 3

2010-04-09T09:06:50Z

Lord Snotfolus: Fixing a link: Molivania to Molvania (preserved text)

'''Mumble 3''' is the third of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]].

==Summary==

*[[Julie]] is having problems with her microphone. Chris tries and fails to sort it out.
[4:00]
*Julie reveals that she’s a professional cook. Chris says his favorite food is macaroni and cheese.
[6:00]
*Julie doesn’t know why [[Max]] stole her password. Chris recommends snooping around his room for clues.
[8:00]
*Julie wants to talk about her relationship with Chris, to which he says says “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” instead.
[12:00]
*[[Clyde]] joins the channel, but he leaves right away.
[13:00]
*Chris says that he’s recovering from the [[stress]] of the Internet. His alarm goes off, making him lose his train of thought.
[14:30]
*Julie thinks [[Barbara Chandler|Chris’s mom]] is an awesome singer.
[16:00]
*Julie hopes that Clyde is gone from Mumble for good.
[17:00]
*Chris previews [[Simonla]] and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]]’s upcoming relationship.
[18:00]
*Chris likes some heavy metal music and loves [[Guitar Hero]]. Turns out he has himself and a Sonichu guitar in World Tour.
*Upload of a video of Chris doing this. Turns out he can't play a real guitar.
[19:30]
*Clyde comes back, but he’s not in Chris and Julie’s channel.
[20:00]
*Chris loves [[Britney Spears]], and Julie likes her, too.
[21:00]
*Chris says that all of his female characters think he’s handsome, just like Barb and himself. He can't understand why he's single.
[22:00]
*Julie isn’t sure when she’ll be able to afford to come to Virginia.
*Clyde shows up to ask Chris why he hasn’t killed him yet. Apparently Clyde is killing himself.
[25:00]
*Clyde leaves the channel, and Julie says she has to leave for a bit.
[27:00]
*Chris realizes that Clyde has heard the whole conversation.
[28:30]
*Chris is “mostly attracted to women” and likes to draw attractive female characters. He also loves his “brain-children”, but he’d never have sex with them.
[30:00]
*Chris watches porn to “stretch an adult muscle” in his head.
[31:00]
*Chris can draw romance well despite being a frustrated virgin.
*Chris says sometimes he does what he feels instead of thinking.
[31:30]
*Chris’s comics are intended for children and the adult scenes are for the appreciation of teens and adults.
[33:00]
* How to Talk to Girls took the words out of Chris’s mouth.
[34:00]
*Julie is back. She explains that she was helping Max in the kitchen.
[35:30]
*Chris would consider making more non-Sonichu characters. Julie could help when she moves to Virginia.
[37:00]
*Chris doesn’t feel comfortable traveling long distances alone.
*Julie hopes to have slowly moved over to Virginia within the year.
*Chris lets Julie know that she could board with him.
[39:00]
*Most men are more comfortable with a “Sadie Hawkins situation”.
*Relationships are different in America than they are in Molvania.
[40:30]
*Chris explains how he used to wait for women to approach him.
*Chris trusts Julie, but he worries about what his mom will think.
[41:00]
*Chris suggests that Julie just “take a plunge”.
*Chris realizes that he should be taking his own advice.
*Julie promises that she will try to come to Virginia within the year.
[42:00]
*Julie worries that Clyde will rape her like he raped Panda.
*A half-Asian guy drove by Julie’s house and glared at her.
*Julie worries that the half-Asian guy might be Clyde. She didn't get the plate number.
[43:30]
*Chris assures Julie that she can trust him to protect her. Apparently he's the toughest person she knows.
[47:00]
*Julie sees someone outside of her house and is worried.
*Chris says that it’s best to just not think about it.
*Julie says that the person is holding something – perhaps a gun.
*Chris repeats that it’s best to just not think about it.
*Julie goes to lock her door because she hears pounding.
*Chris laughs hard when he’s told that it was just a salesman.
[50:30]
*Julie wants to play video games with Chris for hours on end.
*Chris repeatedly suggests that they could “play” in other ways.
[52:00]
*Chris reveals that he is willing to let Panda be with Clyde, Julie can have his virginity instead.
[53:00]
*'''Chris will do his best and hopefully not prematurely ejaculate.'''
*Chris guesses that cowgirl will be his favorite sexual position.
[54:00]
*Julie will try her hardest to visit Chris on his birthday.
[55:00]
*Julie asks Chris for a description of their future first time.
*Julie says that she will let Chris take her virginity.
*Julie is making Chris hard.
[56:30]
*Chris begins describing their future first time in detail.
*First up is a make-out session, and Chris will have eaten strawberries.
[57:00]
*Julie says that she’s already masturbating to his description.
*Next up is Chris taking off his pants and having Julie warm him up.
*Julie says that she wouldn’t mind blowing Chris on this first date.
[58:30]
*'''Chris explicitly assumes that he will prematurely ejaculate.'''
*Chris notes that he’ll still have a lot more “tiger in [his] tank”.
*Chris will unhook Julie’s bra and “marvel at [her] nipples”.
*Chris notes that Julie will already be “marveling at [his] dick”.
*Chris will then massage Julie’s breasts and go down on her.
[1:00:00]
*Julie hopes that Chris is masturbating with her. He starts.
[1:01:00]
*Chris will start things off by going at it doggy style.
*Chris says that “it can go up to seven inches” – an obvious lie.
[1:02:00]
*Chris will use his fingers to keep his dick inside her.
*Chris says that he wouldn’t do anal during their first time.
*Chris predicts that cowgirl will come after doggy style.
*Chris belatedly notes that he will be wearing a condom.
*'''Chris speculates as to where on Julie’s body he’ll cum.'''
*Julie says that she’ll probably want to take it in the mouth.
[1:04:00]
*Chris says that they might clean up… or they might not.
*Julie says out of nowhere that she thinks she’s coming.
[1:05:00]
*Julie says that she’ll try to send Chris a picture of herself.
*Chris gives Julie his number, apparently for the first time.
[1:07:30]
*Chris wants to “be emotional in person” at some point.
*Julie leaves for no apparent reason.
[1:10:00]
*Chris will be happy to introduce Julie to his parents first. Then they'll have no problem with the sex.
[1:12:00]
*Chris imagines their future: Househusband and with a daughter.
*Julie will gladly be his wife and the mother of Crystal.
[1:13:00]
*Chris has no idea what he’d do if he did have to work, and isn't sure what job he could get with his CADD degree.
[1:14:00]
*Julie has set up a PayPal account for herself.
*Chris uses his account to sell items on eBay.
*Julie suggests that Chris make money with Sonichu.
*Chris isn’t sure he wants to go around advertising him.
[1:17:30]
*Julie suggests that Chris re-start talks with Nintendo, but Chris has no idea how he’d come up with money to travel.
*Julie insists that Chris prove himself to Reggie Fils-Aimé.
[1:20:30]
*Chris won’t shut up about Julie helping him do all of the above.
[1:21:30]
*Chris has no idea when the next issue of Sonichu will be done.
*Chris leaves for a while to collect his thoughts.
[1:22:30]
*Clyde shows up and announces that he’s heard everything.
*Clyde was the salesman and he’s gonna bring his guns next time.
*Clyde taunts Chris, who says that he’ll haunt Clyde in his sleep.
*Clyde doesn’t sleep, so Chris will haunt his every waking moment.
[1:24:30]
*Chris has God by his side, and he'll pray for Julie's safety.
[1:27:00]
*Clyde is tough because he’s lived on the streets in sub-zero weather.
*Chris responds that he’s tough because he stands up for his friends.
[1:28:30]
*Clyde is at a loss for words to describe how pathetic Chris is.
*Chris responds that Clyde is pathetic because he feels that way.
[1:29:30]
*Clyde states that he himself has no physical or mental handicaps.
*Clyde adds that he’s not on drugs either… at the moment.
[1:30:00]
*Clyde says that he’s going to play Russian Roulette with Julie.
*Chris bets that every time Clyde has played before, he’s lost.
[1:31:30]
*Julie says that Max will protect her, but Clyde doubts that.
*Clyde will get rid of Max like he did Richard Simmons and Sarah.
*Clyde knows that Julie will be dead tomorrow.
*Chris knows that Clyde is dead inside, and Clyde admits it.
[1:34:00]
*Chris honestly believes that Clyde is afraid to face him.
*Clyde admits that his rage will die when Chris does.
[1:35:30]
*Chris tries and fails to psychoanalyze Clyde.
[1:37:00]
*Clyde dares Chris to call the police on him.
[1:38:00]
*Chris suspects that Clyde killed his parents to get their money.
*Clyde insists that they died from carbon monoxide poisoning.
[1:40:00]
*Clyde says that Chris should leave his house and lose weight.
*Chris would leave for Julie’s, but he doesn’t know her address.
[1:42:00]
*Chris grows a pair and yells at Clyde to shut the fuck up.
[1:45:00]
*Chris apologizes for leading Ryan to commit suicide.
[1:46:00]
*Clyde tells Chris that he’s a burden upon his parents.
*Chris says in reply only that he feels his parents’ pain.
*Clyde reminds Chris that he is the cause of that pain.
*Chris is a “social butterfly”.
*Clyde thinks Chris’s parents meant for his babysitter to give him autism.
[1:48:30]
*Clyde tells Chris that his conception was a drunken mistake.
*Chris thinks he’s a miracle child because his parents were old even then, and compares the situation to an episode of Sex and the City.
[1:50:00]
*Chris doesn’t see any reason for men not to watch TV shows for women, and that fewer wars would happen if more men watched those shows.
[1:52:00]
*Julie can’t name three specific good qualities that Chris has.
[1:52:30]
*Chris understands that autism is caused by genetics, but continues to insist that his babysitter brought it out in him.
[1:54:00]
*Chris said his first word when he was just two weeks old.
*Baby Chris said “monkey”, but he was trying to say “mommy”.
[1:55:00]
*Chris thinks that he has “recovered” from his autism in a way.
*Chris doesn’t need to blame his autism because he's overcome it.
*Clyde keeps telling Chris to get a “real” autism diagnosis.
*Chris reluctantly accepts that his diagnosis is not a recognized one.
*Chris agrees with Clyde that his “mental block” never actually existed.
[2:02:30]
*Clyde remarks that Chris could never possibly live on his own.
*Chris replies that he can cook because he took two home ec classes.
*Chris can also:
:Clean, since he has to pick up cat poop all the time.'''
:Clean because he recently overflowed his "commode" while taking a dump and had to clean the floor with "some 409 and paper towels."'''
:Wash his clothes and wash the dishes.
:Take out the trash.
[2:05:00]
*Clyde congratulates Chris on knowing how to do all of those basic chores.
*Clyde explains that he’s trying to rescue women everywhere from Chris.
[2:07:00]
*Chris is content with the $800/month that he receives through Social Security.
*Chris honestly believes that he is paid as much as most employed people.
[2:09:00]
*Chris describes himself as “a jack-of-all-trades and master of none”. He just doesn’t know what type of job he’d be comfortable in. He is also concerned that he’d need to be paid at least $1,000/month.
[2:10:30]
*Clyde asks Chris what he’s done with his two CADD degrees.
*Chris replies that he designed the Cwcville Shopping Center and that he’s also added more perspective to his artwork.
[2:12:00]
*Chris says he just needs a woman to help him make sound decisions.
[2:13:00]
*Clyde mentions that Vivian’s white knight efforts have been in vain.
*Chris says that he’s seeing his pastoral counselor once a week, not at all concerned that she isn’t a trained psychologist.
[2:14:00]
*Chris used to visit a “$25/hour psychologist” named Dr. Price.
*Chris was forced to see Dr. Price by PVCC and Mary Lee Walsh.
[2:16:00]
*Clyde insists that everything on Chris’s ED page is true.
*Chris still thinks that his words were simply misinterpreted and believes he lost Megan because he “got too close”.
*Chris says he drew ShecameforCWC “in protest of” his ED page. He ripped it up, but he still has the pieces.
[2:21:00]
*Chris explains that his past statements of hating gays were “misplaced rage”.
*Chris says that God has blessed him with more female friends than male ones.
[2:23:30]
*Clyde says that he’ll give Julie a reprieve if Chris declares that he’s gay.
*Clyde threatens to harm or kill Julie if Chris doesn’t make such a video.
*'''Chris says he won’t lie about his sexuality even to save Julie’s life.'''
*Chris relents and offers to sacrifice his image to save Julie from harm.
[2:26:00]
*Chris has three hours to record and post a video of himself coming out.
*Clyde leaves.
*Julie is eternally grateful to Chris for the sacrifice that he’s about to make.
[2:28:00]
*'''Chris wants to videotape his first time with Julie, and she wants the same.'''
*'''Chris says he’ll “cut the worst parts out” and upload the rest to YouTube.'''
*Chris and Julie tell each other “I love you”, and Chris leaves.
[2:29:00]
*BlueSpike starts singing “This was a triumph!” from Portal’s “Still Alive”, with troll chorus

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' There we are. [''Random background noise''] Hmm now... What now? Oh.

'''Julie:''' Hi Chris!

'''Chris:''' Hello.

'''Julie:''' Ho- [''audio cuts out'']

'''Chris:''' Uh, say that again? You kinda broke up there.

'''Julie:''' Hold on, let me adjust my mic- [''cuts out again'']

'''Chris:''' Oh! It's you!

'''Julie:''' [''muted''] Yes of course!

'''Chris:''' Huh

'''Julie:''' [''Pause''] So how are you Chri- [''More audio failure'']

'''Chris:''' I'm okay Julie, how are you?

'''Julie:''' I'm wonderful, thank you. Everything at home o-

'''Chris:''' Everything's Okay- Everything's Okay at home. Uh, I mean It's only I think that was you asked-yeah. I know you just bought that mike but it seems to be failing at points. Oh well.

'''Julie:''' Uh, let me configure it really- [''cut''] Maybe I can increase the vol- [[''cut''].

'''Chris:''' If anything you might have to close it and relog back then to up after you get it configure correctly. I mean order-or-or to get to configure it correctly.

'''Julie:''' Well actually I did that, I logged back in after I configured it- [''cut'']

'''Chris:''' Oh. Well you should carry speaker a little longer there (?)

'''Julie:''' So- [''cut'']

'''Chris:''' [''Aggravated''] ''Sigh.'' Broke up again. [''Pause''] I mean you can tell when you're breaking up because you look at the you-your lips up next to your name on the thing here and you kinda get grayed out, and that means you're- that's kinda like when you get cut off. [''Pause''] Or when you're done speaking.

'''Julie:''' hey I, oh I think I know what you- Is it better now-

'''Chris:''' You got cut off again.

'''Julie:''' That's weir-

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either. You just got it- you just installed it so uh, hmm. This is like first install jitters, or something. I dunno.

'''Julie:''' Is it better now?

'''Chris:''' I heard your, eh, eh, Yeah. I mean, I was able to hear you clearly until the points where you got cut of so uh, uh, yeah. I mean, yeah, you know, try saying something longer and I'll let you know if you get cut off mid-sentence.

'''Julie:''' I hope this microphone does not cut out as that would be horrible.

'''Chris:''' Alright, I got- I had your full sentence there. I heard ya. I heard ya.

'''Julie:''' Alright, that is good-

'''Chris:''' Huh. You got cut off again.

'''Julie:'''That's weird, I don't know what could be causing it. I turned off everything else that was using the connection.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well we just, well- it's best to try to make the best- make the best of it. So you know, uh, I'll try to understand you up- I mean- until the points, I mean the points- I mean, as best as I can even if you get- even if you might get cut off sometime. But anyway it's-

'''Julie:''' I'm sorr- I'm sorry about that

'''Chris:''' That's okay. Hmm. So uh, how are you?

'''Julie:''' I'm wonderful! Things in America are wonderf-

'''Chris:''' Yep, I hear that. I'm just sorry about uh, the rising cost of things due to the economic crisis and all.

'''Julie:''' Yes, it's very hard on me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright so, uh tell me- so you said you were uh working at fast food or something to uh, earn money?

'''Julie:''' Yes, I'm working at restaurants. I'm a professional cook. Sorry. My English is still bad.

'''Chris:''' You said you were a professional cook?

'''Julie:''' I am professional at cooking.

'''Chris:''' Oh, that's good. Maybe after you come over here I could try a little bit of your crusine for lunch or dinner.

'''Julie:''' Yes, I would enjoy that.

'''Chris:''' I mean, mostly I just uh warm up a TV dinner, but you know I am able to uh, cooking things- uh, cooking things for my- cooking things for myself when I have the instructions in front of me and the ingredients. But it's kind of, like hmm, you know, [[Tour of Chris's House|a bit crowded in my kitchen in here]].

'''Julie:''' What's your favorite thing to eat?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I like, mostly like [[Obesity|mac and cheese]].

'''Julie:''' I'm very good at cooking.

'''Chris:''' I'll take your word for it. And I'll look forward to uh, trying your-

'''Julie:''' [''Interrupting''] I'll be right back, sorry.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

[''brief pause'']

'''Julie:''' I'm back.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Let's- anyway you didn't answer my question how'd uh, did your passwo- how'd you get your password back after the previous time your brother changed it on ya?

'''Julie:''' Actually um, he actually just put it back to the original last. I'm not sure if he's gonna give it back this time, however.

'''Chris:''' Um. Hmm. Has he told you uh, me- he's probably just doing it just to annoy you but uh, maybe he- maybe uh, maybe he like, I don't know his mindset but maybe he wants something?

'''Julie:''' Perhaps.

'''Chris:''' I mean like did you ask him like, did you ever ask him like why did you change my password other than just to annoy me? What is it that you want?

'''Julie:''' I actually don't know why he chang- [''cut off again'']

'''Chris:''' It's like if you- [''Julie interrupts, brief pause''] It's like you got to try get into his head a little bit.

'''Julie:''' Hmm

'''Chris:''' Like, you know, one thing you could do, you could, check out his room, see if you can find anything he's written down or look at, you know, look a clues in his room that describes him. Maybe you could, find something- find something there that uh, you can put in- put in common terms with or whatever, and uh, give him something that uh, makes him feel good from somewhere among those clues.

'''Julie:''' [''Enthusiastic''] Yes I could do that! That's a very good idea!

'''Chris:''' I mean, [[Chris's Room|my room]] is a slew of big clues. [''Chris pronounces "slew" as "slow"'']

'''Julie:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah so... what else do you want to talk about?

'''Julie:''' Umm, I'm not really sure. Maybe we could talk about- I'm not sure. Maybe our relationship?

'''Chris:''' [''Sudden intake of breath, as though wincing in pain''] Oooh. Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Should I- Should I not bring this up?

'''Chris:''' No, it's okay, it's okay. [''Pause''] Mmm. Ummm. Yeah. I mean I'm just trying to think about what- what's a good- what's a, something to say at the moment. I mean you don't know what to say, you could say [[Mary Poppins|Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]].

'''Julie:''' Ah. Have you heard from my friend Cameron Van- you know Cameron yet? Have you heard from him yet?

'''Chris:''' Ahh, Cameron?

'''Julie:''' Yes. [''Realizing error''] oh. Her. Sorry.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Uh, possibly is that uh, Is that- I dunno is that like your aunt, still over in [[Molvania|Molivania]]

'''Julie:''' Well, I have unfortunate news about Molivania. It- it appears to have been destroyed. I know that sounds strange, but, I don't know what happened. I'm very worried.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Maybe I can find something on the-

'''Julie:''' I miss my hometown.

'''Chris:''' I hear ya. Hang on, I'll uh, I'll Google Molivania, see if I can-

'''Julie:''' [''Backpedaling''] no, that's alright, I'm pretty sure I know what happened.

'''Chris:''' Oh. Uh, tell me in your own words what you think happened.

'''Julie:''' I don't know, It's just, I think the dictator of Molivania, I think he was assassinated,

'''Chris:''' The dictator was assassinated.

'''Julie:''' I'm not sure. As far as I heard from Cameron before he- I lost all contact with him.

'''Chris:''' [''Incredulous''] You mean her, don't you?

'''Julie:''' Sorry, I keep getting confused, my English is awful. I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' It's okay, you're trying. You're doing- you're doing okay.

'''Julie:''' Thank you very much.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' I think I'd like to talk about something else. I, you know.

'''Chris:''' That's fine, talk about anything.

'''Julie:''' So, how's [[Virginia]]?

'''Chris:''' It's okay. Uhh, you know, it's a good place to live. As, especially going out to [[Charlottesville]] and uh, whatnot, but it's okay.

'''Julie:''' Oh, that sounds wonder-

'''Chris:''' I mean, I can't, I mean I don't know what much to say, but uh, you know [[Bob|my Father]] could tell you, oh yeah, Virginia's a historic [[Fail|town]], cuz, you know we got all the history from like, Thomas Jefferson and, oh yeah, the Monticello.

'''Julie:''' What do you like to do in Virgina?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. What Do I like to do in Virgina? Hmm. I dunno [''nervous laugh''] Been living in Virgina pretty much all my life so, pretty much just living my normal life at this point. Other than- other than that I can't really say, you know?

'''Julie:''' Can you tell what that includes? I really want to know what your life is like, I would love to know.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Ahh, let me think about that. My life is like, uh...

'''Julie:''' Oh no!

'''Chris:''' What?

'''Julie:''' I see [[Clyde Cash|Clyde's]] here. Uh oh.

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Julie:''' Oh well, let's just ignore him.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It's like uh, he seems to be under the "Inactive" area.

'''Julie:''' Yeah no one can hear us here.

'''Chris:''' Oh, and uh, here's a note, it says that Clyde left the channel.

'''Julie:''' Oh, that's good

'''Chris:''' In the left column here. Hmm. Don't really, I mean, don't really have much on my mind uhh, right now, let me see. Ah, mostly I've just been uh, collecting my thoughts and taking my time. You know, recovering from the internet, from the [[stress]] of the, the stress of the internet and whatnot.

'''Julie:''' Yes, the internet can be a very stressful place, especially with all these [[jerks]] trying to make you mad.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah it can be very tiring is- yep. Very tiring.

'''Julie:''' You should stand up to them sometime. You should just tell them you're not going to take it anymore.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I think I, I pretty much do that, just like you know, like, I keep my cool- I kept my- pretty much kept my cool and not so much- [''Chris's cell phone alarm goes off''] Excuse me.

'''Julie:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' That was my phone, reminding me of, er, just a reminder.

'''Julie:''' Oh, okay.

'''Chris:''' Uh, lost- lost my train of thought there.

'''Julie:''' Awww.

'''Chris:''' Don't you just hate that where you lose your train of thought and it's hard to recover?

'''Julie:''' Yeah. I hate it so much.

'''Chris:''' I- yep I- I hear you there.

'''Julie:''' So, so how is your life? I mean, are things with your parents okay? I would love to hear.

'''Chris:''' Mmm, you know, uh, can't complain. It's uh, not to- not totally bad. It's okay. I mean, uh, it's-

'''Julie:''' Is your father giving you trouble again?

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Uh not so much lately. Uh, I had to go downtown with him to get his pacemaker checked.

'''Julie:''' Oh, I hope he's okay.

'''Chris:''' D'awright.

'''Julie:''' How's [[Snorlax|your mother]]?

'''Chris:''' She's alright.

'''Julie:''' I heard her singing, what was it, [[Mumble 2|yesterday]]? She's a very good singer.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. You know I told her that, uh, you know. Ya'll- Ya'll on the Mumble here heard her singing and they gave you a compliment it's like you know, "Oh, I can't sing, I'm tone deaf. They're just lying to try to make you feel good." Just a little um, just a little mod- just a little modesty there. From her point.

'''Julie:''' Everything I said about her awesome singing. I- I- It was a hundred percent true Chris, I assure you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know. I mean, I think she- I think she's a great singer too.

'''Julie:''' As do I.

'''Chris:''' Sorry, could you repeat that, what was that?

'''Julie:''' As do I, I agree with you.

'''Chris:''' Oh, as do you. That's what you said. Hm. It sounded like you said somethings, it sounded like you said "something, something why". Heh.

'''Julie:''' Oh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, like, I dunno, heh. Could be asking a question like, "Why, blahdah blahda". But never mind about that. I mean, I mean- I mean I understand, I'm understanding you clearly. Up to like, you know, up to when you get cut off and whatever.

'''Julie:''' So apparently Clyde did get kicked from the Mumble server, so that's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' Hopefully he's gone for good. He's been trying to promote his awful comic.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah I'm definitely gonna take- I'm definitely gonna- I've been taking some time, and I've been thinking about like you know doing a page at a time, and uploading that to my website. As, as I- as I draw the comic.

'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, Umm... I know maybe it's confidential, but could you tell me about- a bit about the next comic? I really want to hear.

'''Chris:''' Tough love, simply enough- in the first episode [[Wild]] and [[Simonla]] will meet in the [[Dating Education]] class, and it'll just be like, a simple romance, without them- with only the professor knowing it, the two get paired up uh, communicating with eachother over- over, like internet and cell phone and whatnot in practice. And then they all love each other.

'''Julie:''' Cool. I look forward to reading about it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I mean, but, you would think, you know, Simonla is a ground/bug type and uh, Wild's a grass-electric. It's like they wouldn't, uh, hook up very well on the opposite traits. But you know, Wild don't- wild don't care. Loves her.

'''Julie:''' Wow. That sounds so nice. You know what, I'd like to change the subject a bit?

'''Chris:''' Uh, sure.

'''Julie:''' Can I ask you about your taste in music? I like Alysia myself? [''?'']

'''Chris:''' Uhh.

'''Julie:''' Can I show you one of her videos? Her videos?

'''Chris:''' Uhhh, no. Uh, no that's okay, but you said Alysia, I think I've heard that name mentioned before.

'''Julie:''' Yes, I believe it was mentioned uh, last time

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I kinda like mo- like uh, all types of [[Chris and music|music]]. Uh, some heavy metal, not so ehhh, but you know I'll play it on guitar hero, at least

'''Julie:''' I've been trying to get Guitar Hero. That's one of the next games I've been planning to get.

'''Chris:''' Guitar Hero Metallica?

'''Julie:''' Well, even Guitar Hero Metallica, or maybe world tour.

'''Chris:''' World Tour's already out. With the band kit.

'''Julie:''' I can possibly get that.

'''Chris:''' Or you can- or you can get Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock or Areosmith.

'''Julie:''' I hear there are some rock stars that are actually playable in Guitar Hero 3, who are they?

'''Chris:''' Ahh, I can't really, I don't really memorize- I don't really memorize the uh, playable characters, but in world tour I did create a playable version of myself.

'''Julie:''' Cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah there's a video on the [[YouTube]] that shows me playing with my character and the [[Gitar of Fail|Sonichu Guitar]].

'''Julie:''' Yeah, I noticed you played really well. Do you know how to play the real guitar?

'''Chris:''' Ehhh. No, but you know, the guitar, the plastic guitar's good enough for me, I mean, I feel it's good- good enough. Like playing a real guitar. [''Voice becomes very gloomy''] Even though it's not, but still, [''back to cheerful''] It's good enough for me!

'''Julie:''' Oh no. I think Clyde's back. Hopefully he doesn't notice this. Hopefully [''drown out by clattering noises''] -but let's just ignore him again.

'''Chris:''' I mean, yeah. He's not in- he's not in our private channel. So, he's not hearing us.

'''Julie:''' Yea- [''cut off again'']

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah but anyway- yeah, I like all kinds of music. Uh, but uh, you know, my favorite female pop star- my favorite female pop star-singer I'd say would be, would have to be [[Brittany Spears]].

'''Julie:''' I agree, Brittany spears is very nice.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Julie:''' You know, about your comic? I actually have a question I've been pondering for quite awhile.

'''Chris:''' Ask.

'''Julie:''' Ummm, do you find yourself attracted to your female characters you created at all?

'''Chris:''' Ah, do I find myself attracted to my female characters?

'''Julie:''' That you have created, yes. I'm sorry if it's a bit too much but I feel like I just, I've been pondering it.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Let me think about that, hmm. Are we including the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]]?

'''Julie:''' Huh. What?

'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on a second, we've got an interloper here.

'''Julie:''' It must be a troll.

'''Chris:''' Oh, there he goes, he got kicked out.

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2010-04-09T09:01:18Z

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This is the user page of Lord Snotfolus, Emperor of the Flemoid Empire just outside of the dimension in which the planets of Bazoik and Ralston reside. Unfortunately that blasted Chex Warrior has put us in our place once again, so we're headed for easier prey this time, more specifically in the dimension you call [[Cwcville]]. Sure, that [[obesity|greasy]] [[autism|manchild]] has absolutely nothing of nutritional value anywhere near his dimension ([[McDonald's]]? Seriously, you fat fuck?), but the number of [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|other cross-dimensional spaces]] that seem to intersect with the [[Chris_and_art|horribly]] [[duck|disfigured]] lands of Cwcville intrigue us, and soon we will have this world as a base from which we will [[Mass_debate|launch]] our [[comeuppance|assaults]] on these other worlds.

Christopher "Christian" Weston Chandler, your days as so-called "mayor" of CWCVille are numbered!

...as soon as we repair the Meteor Spaceship. Curse you, Chex Warrior!

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2010-04-09T04:51:32Z

Lord Snotfolus: Adding that the personal add on the Hook Cafe is gone

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* 9 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe]] personal ad is deleted.
* 5 April - Chris's [[The Hook Cafe]] personal ad is discovered, which blatantly broadcasts the fact that he's just after hanky-panky now.
* 1 April - Chris, upon realizing that the CWCki will not go down, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|attempts to vandalize the CWCki]], failing as usual. Later, an IP check confirms that this was indeed Chris.
* 28 March - Continuing on the same spirit as the previous video, Chris now [[F Abstinance|rants against abstinence]], another reason for him being a virgin with rage.
* 22 March - Chris manages to last a whopping ''day and a half'' before he posts a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|1 minute video]] complaining about voice actors on [[Family Guy|The Cleveland Show]].
* 21 March - Chris uploads a [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|video]] announcing that he is leaving the internet. [[YouTube Finale|Again.]]
* 17 March - Chris uploads a [[Happy Sonichu Day|video]] congratulating himself for ten years of Sonichu, tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates, and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|drops an N-Bomb on Tito]].
* 14 March - Chris [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|threatens]] Surfshack Tito with a knife, in a kilt. Later, he [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!| pleads]] with [[The_Wallflower|the wallflower]] to be his [[Boyfriend-free_girl|girlfriend]], and [[Chris and reality|reasons]] that she should sleep with him because his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.

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2010-04-09T04:22:59Z

Lord Snotfolus: ...Now with less retarded, stupid tentacle typing

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2010-04-09T04:22:06Z

Lord Snotfolus: Plot to take over Cwcville

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This is the user page of Lord Snotfolus, Emperor of the Flemoid Empire just outside of the dimension in which the planets of Bazoik and Ralston reside. Unfortunately that blasted Chex Warrior has put us in our place once again, so we're headed for easier prey this time, more specifically in the dimension you call [[Cwcville]]. Sure, that [[obesity|greasy]] [[autism|manchild]] has absolutely no nutritional value anywhere near his dimension ([[McDonald's]]? Seriously, you fat fuck?), but the number of [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off|other cross-dimensional spaces]] that seem to intersect with the [[Chris_and_art|horribly]] [[duck|disfigured]] lands of Cwcville intrigue us, and soon we will have this world as a base from which we will [[Mass_debate|launch]] our [[comeuppance|assaults]] on these other worlds.

Christopher "Christian" Weston Chandler, your days as so-called "mayor" of CWCVille are numbered!

...as soon as we repair the Meteor Spaceship. Curse you, Chex Warrior!

Dating

2010-04-09T03:38:55Z

Lord Snotfolus: Missed an "S" in "Craigslist."

'''Dating''' is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long term mate.[[Chris]] treats this process of establishing a relationship as a [[Autism|strict and immutable ritual]] in which [[hanky panky]] invariably occurs on the [[third date]] at the latest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education]]</ref>

==Online dating==

Chris has joined several online dating sites, including Match, OkCupid <ref>http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU OkCupid dating profile for CWCSonichu</ref> Book of Matches <ref>Book of Matches - profile Sonichu</ref>, and [[The Hook Cafe]]. He is also seen trying to use Craigslist several times; however, it is assumed that it was a troll's work.

==Chris's ideas about dating Blanca==

Excerpts from an [[Blanca E-mails#September 2008|e-mail]] Chris wrote to [[Blanca]] in September 2008:

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The First Day

* meet my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], chat with them a while and get to know each other
* video gameplay with [[Guitar Hero]]
* For dinner that evening, our First Date, I will take you out to [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], Arbys, Burger King, or a small restaurant like that
* I'd let you go back to your hotel, or [[Rape|bring you back home]]. NO SEX on the first night, but if you'd like to make out, I'd welcome it.

The Second Day

* PS2 or 3
* For Lunch, I'd take you to this good all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert [[Country Cookin|Buffet]] that I know of in [[Charlottesville]]
* Romantic Movie at the theater, or we can walk the Downtall Malll, and/or a [[Sonichu's Edge|walk in the park]]
* If we take in the movie, you and I can [[Rape|sit in the back, darker area]]. And if it doesn't bother you, I may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel. [[Megan Schroeder|Stop me]] if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can [[Hanky panky|make out]] in the theater.
* if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or your room, you can take my virginity, or we can wait till the [[third date|third night]], if there is one before you have to go back to [''OMITTED'']. Either way, I would wear a condom then, and in the future until our [[Giant Penis Comic|Wedding Night]]. :)

Sunday Morning

* would you be willing to come with me to my Methodist Church as a Visitor? If you do, I would take pride in being with you there and [[Women's rights|showing you off]] as my Girlfriend. :D But seriously, I would honestly appreciate just having you with me there. We do [[Singstar Challenge|sing]] from a red or black book at points during each service, but you don't have to sing if you don't want to.
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==Chris's ideas about dating Ivy==

Excerpts from a [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video]] Chris recorded for [[Ivy]] in May 2009:

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*[[Fail| my mommy and I]]—my family and I—will meet you at the airport
* I know a place that does some [[Recycling|great smoothies]], so yeah, a cafe
* enjoy a movie in the theatre, at home or watch a television rerun. FAMILY GUY, heh, [[Family Guy]]. Or uh [[I love Lucy]] or I got the entire series of Gilligan's Island.
* make some music together on Guitar Hero
* I will look forward to the eventuality of you and I having our [[Hanky panky|sex time]] together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll do my best to pleasure you to keep you satisfied, satisfied, just for you. Just for you, hmmm. I know a number of good positions and massages, hmmm, hmmm.
* I know a number of places we could walk around at and uh we could walk about [[Fashion Square Mall|the mall]], we could walk about the [[University of Virginia|UVA]] grounds, good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight.
* We can walk the [[hermit crabs]] together, hmmm, walk about, you might like your, you might walk your hermit crabs.
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==Sauce==
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==See also==
*[[Dating education]]
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

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