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List of Chris's video games

2018-05-21T09:06:00Z

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[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Chris]]'s '''video game collection''', based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (Every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, and almost every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''[[Homos|Barbie Game Girl]]''), some are bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure'', ''Learning with the PooYoos''.).

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a [[Nintendo]] executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public [[PSN]] profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding [[PS3]] collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

Many [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games in his lifetime (including $1,000 from a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1994 shopping spree]]), roughly 3 times the amount of Chris's annual [[Tugboat|income]] — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise. However, a [[January 2015|January 2015 leak]] by a Nintendo employee revealed that he had made 585 purchases on his account, in Nintendo video game products (including hardware, software, DLC, etc.) in a span of 4.5 years. This leak also showed that Chris' addiction to buying video games has gotten ''worse.''

Also, after [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]], many of these games are presumed to have burned up (or lost), but no final verdict on that matter has been given.

==Chris (barely) lets go==
In early August 2010, according to his [[Jackie E-mails 8|e-mails with Jackie]], Chris sold off "12 NES, 3 SNES, 6 Genesis, 9 Game Boy and 6 PSOne Games" at a local pawn shop, hoping to snag some spending money and get around his father's iron grip on his finances. (He attempted to sell 23 PlayStation games total. All but six were refused due to their poor condition.) A couple of weeks later, he went back and sold off more NES and SNES games, as well as his Super Nintendo console and a few accessories for it. Between both trips he pocketed a little over $80, but the extent of what he got rid of is not fully documented.

On 31 August, he made a third trip to the pawn shop, selling off his Nintendo 64 and all his games for the console. Total proceeds: $40. At the same time he tried to sell his 16-bit Sega consoles and games, but failed, since his Genesis was apparently malfunctioning.

Around the same time, Chris also made a couple of trips to his local GameStop to trade in some of his collection. In early August, he gave up "9 PS3, 2 PS2, 3 PSP and 4 DS games" for $50 in store credit, which he immediately plowed back into a pre-order for more games. Later, around the end of the month, he traded in several Game Boy Advance, Gamecube, and Nintendo DS games for $100 worth of GameStop store credit. In both cases it's not clear exactly which titles he let go of.

In October 2010, Chris dropped by Plan 9 Music, a music store in Charlottesville, and sold them "7 PS3, 2 PSP, 4 Gamecube and 1 Wii game" along with several movie DVDs, although as usual he did not specify which titles. He thereby earned $48.75, most of which went directly into his stomach and Son-Chu's gas tank.

In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris mentioned the pawn shop trip to his enemies. A few weeks later, [[Clyde Cash]] obtained three of Chris's old games and his Super Game Boy from the pawn shop and uploaded pictures of the loot here on the [[CWCki]]. The pictures show that at one point, Chris labeled his games with his name and birthdate (which now serve as a True and Honest certificate of authentication), and that his copy of ''Dr. Mario'' was kept in less than satisfactory condition. If you live in [[Charlottesville, VA]] you can head down to Snooky's Pawn Shop and pick up your very own piece of Chris-chan memorabilia, and the best part is, Chris probably got paid less than a dollar each for his games.

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==Games bought during the Financhu Crisis==

Chris's habit of wasting money on games continued even during the [[Financhu Crisis]], a time of self-inflicted financial hardship for the Chandlers, in which Chris regularly begged for money. These purchases are denoted with *FC* in the notes section of the lists below.

==The Games==
===Leapfrog===
In August 2008, Chris auctioned off a pink [[Wikipedia:LeapFrog Enterprises|LeapFrog]] [[Wikipedia:Leapster|Leapster]] on [[eBay]]. and received $29.99 for it. The Leapster is a handheld "educational" video game system marketed to children ages 4-10. It was released in late [[2003]], which means that Chris was at least ''21'' when he bought it. He may have bought it because there was a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|''Sonic X'']] game available for the system. The game, which involves answering math problems to advance, is appropriate for 5-7 year olds.

===Nintendo===
====Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''3D Excitebike
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kirby's Adventure
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Kid Icarus
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D TwinBee
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Urban Champion
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Xevious
|Namco Bandai
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Adventures of Lolo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Adventure Island II
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Balloon Fight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bases Loaded
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''Blaster Master
|Sunsoft
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''City Connection
|Hamster
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Clu Clu Land
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Crash'n the Boys Street Challenge
|Arc System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Dig Dug
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jr.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Double Dragon
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Double Dragon II: The Revenge
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash. Rebought twice as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-

|''Galaga
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Gargoyle's Quest II: The Demon's Darkness
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ghosts'n Goblins
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ice Climber
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Life Force
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mach Rider
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Mcdonalds|M.C. Kids]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Games
|
|-
|''Mega Man
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 2
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 4
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 5
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mega Man 6
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mighty Bomb Jack
|Tecmo Koei
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Mighty Final Fight
|Capcom
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''NES Remix Open Tournament Golf
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden II
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Punch-Out!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Renegade
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''River City Ransom
|
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Chris and English|Sesame Street ABC]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sky Kid
|Namco Bandai
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii. Rebought 2 times as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Spelunker
|Tozai Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Star Soldier
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Summer Carnival '92 RECCA
|Kaga Electronics
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super C
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Dodge Ball
|ARC System Works
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. 3
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tecmo Bowl
|Tecmo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''Wario's Woods
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS. Bought twice.
|-
|''Wreaking Crew
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Mysterious Murasame Castle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS.
|}

====Game Boy====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie]]:[[Tomgirl|Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]] Interactive
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck (Capcom)|Darkwing]] [[Darkbind Sonichu|Duck]]''
|Sunsoft
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List of Fist of the North Star video games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|Game Boy Camera (blue)
|Nintendo
|That's right - two cameras. Gotta catch 'em all!
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Golf (video game)|Golf]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters|Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Block Ball
|
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Land 2
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Pinball Land
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby's Star Stacker
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kwirk|Kirk]]''
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marble Madness|Marble Madness]]''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge|Mega Man: Dr. Wily's Revenge]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mega Man II (Game Boy)|Mega Man II]]''
|Capcom
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man III
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man IV
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man V
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid II: Return of Samus|Metroid II: Return of Samus]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]]''
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Mole Mania
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mystical Ninja starring Goemon
|Konami
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Red and Blue|Blue]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Red''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pinball: Revenge of the Gator
|HAL Laboratory
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Pretty Soldier [[Sailor Moon]]''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|A Japanese import
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Qix|Qix]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Quarth|Quarth]]''
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Revenge of the 'Gator|Revenge of the Gator]]''
|HAL
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land|Super Mario Land]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins|Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fall of the Foot Clan'']]
|Ultra Games
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tennis (video game)|Tennis]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Tetris (Game Boy)|Tetris]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Sword of Hope II
|Kemco
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break|Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break]]''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Tumble Pop
|G-Mode
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Turrican|Turrican]]''
|Accolade
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman!|Wario Blast]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3|Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3]]''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wave Race|Wave Race]]''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mega Man X''
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|Now in the possession of Clyde Cash.
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Nintendo 64 (N64)====
According to an [[Jackie E-mails 12|e-mail to Jackie]], Chris sold his Nintendo 64 and all of the games listed below (save for the Wii downloads, obviously) in [[August 2010]].
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Lego]] Racers
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Trolls|Mischief Makers]]
||Nintendo
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Snap
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pokémon Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sin & Punishment|Sin & Punishment]]''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story''
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Game Boy Color (GBC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bionic Commando: Elite Forces
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2''
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko''
|Crave
|
|-
|''Harvest Moon GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 2 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Harvest Moon 3 GBC
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Legend of the River King 2
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Lufia: The Legend Returns
|Natsume
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Tennis
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mega Man Xtreme 2
|Capcom
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Crystal
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Gold
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Silver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS.
|-
|'''''Pokémon Yellow
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shantae
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Toki Tori
|Two Tribes Publishing
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Wario Land II
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land III
|Nintendo
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|}

====Game Boy Advance (GBA)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Emerald
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon FireRed
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Advance 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Pinball Party
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|
|}
====Game Boy Advance Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network/Majesco
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo/Majesco
|
|-
|'''''Sonic X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega/Majesco
|
|}

====Nintendo GameCube (NGC)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|
|-
|''BMX XXX
|Acclaim
|Probably bought for [[Mass debating]] purposes.
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:MC Groovz Dance Craze|MC Groovz Dance Craze]]
|MadCatz
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Channel
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle]]d Edition
|Warner Brothers
|
|-
|'''''[[Blake|Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Gems Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Heroes
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Gamecube Preview Disc
|Nintendo/Sega/Others
|
|}

====Nintendo DS and DSi====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''100 Classic Books
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''3D MahJong
|Cosmigo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''A Kappa's Trail
|Nintendo
|Digital Purchase via DsiWare
|-
|''Airport Mania: First Flight
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Airport Mania: Non-Stop Flights
|Lemon Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 1- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 2- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 3- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Anonymous Notes: Chapter 4- From the Abyss
|Sonic Powered Co. Ltd
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Slow in the minds|Brain Age]]
|Nintendo
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest IX:Seninels of the Starry Skies
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Faceez! Monsters
|Neko Entertainment
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''[[Love quest|Feel the Magic XY/XX]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Flipnote Studio]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fossil Fighters: Champions
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 1: Globetrotting
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''House M.D.- Episode 2: The Blue Meanie
|Legacy Interactive
|A digital download for the Nintendo Dsi
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Mass Attack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Picross 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Black and White 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Conquest
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Diamond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Pearl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Trozei!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Polarium|Polarium]]
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Last Specter
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Colors DS
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rush Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare D.I.Y.
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|
|}

====Wii====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing City Folk
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''AquaSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Art Style: Rotozoa
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Fortune Street
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''FlingSmash
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Dream Collection
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Epic Yarn
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby's Return to Dream Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 1
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 2
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Learning with the PooYoos- Episode 3
|Lexis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mario Kart Wii
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party 9
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Sports Mix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid: Other M
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''My Pokémon Ranch
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''[[White knights|NiGHTs]]: Journey of Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|''Pikmin 2
|Nintendo
|A Wii port with a new control scheme
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Poképark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure
|Nintendo
|
|-

|'''''Poképark 2: Wonders Beyond
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pong Toss Pro- Frat Party Games
|JV Games Inc.
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''ThruSpace
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Rhythm Heaven Fever
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Samurai Warriors 3
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment: Star Successor
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''SNK Arcade Classics Volume 1
|SNK
|
|-
|''Snowpack Park
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Chaos
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] Legends
|Namco Bandai Games
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars 25th Anniversary Edition
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Play: Motion
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Xenoblade Chronicles
|Nintendo
|
|}

====TurboGrafx-16 Entertainment SuperSystem====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|A digital download for the Wii
|}
====Nintendo 3DS====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Game Collection
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''3D Solitaire
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Air Battle Hockey 3D
|10TACLE Studios
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing: New Leaf
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Art Academy: Lessons for Everyone!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''BearShark
|CollegeHumor
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Brain Age: Concentration Training
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bravely Default
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Crazy Construction
|G-Style
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crashmo
|Nintendo
| A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crosswords Plus
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Disney Magical World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Family Tennis 3D
|ARC System Works
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Awakening
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Fluidity: Spin Cycle
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Freakyforms Deluxe: Your Creations, Alive!
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Frogger 3D
|Konami
|Attempted to sell on [[ebay]]
|-
|''Gardenscapes
|Joindots
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''HarmoKnight
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kersploosh!
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Ketzal's Corridors
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kid Icarus: Uprising
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Kirby Fighters Deluxe
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Kirby: Triple Deluxe
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover: The Chase Begins
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Mario and Donkey Kong: Mini's on the Move
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Mario Golf: World Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 7
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Party: Island Tour
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mario Tennis Open
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Mighty Milky Way<ref>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>
|Wayforward
|
|-
|''Naruto Powerful Shippuden
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: French Bulldog & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Golden Retriever & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendogs +Cats: Toy Poodle & New Friends
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Outdoors Unleashed: Africa 3D
|Teyon
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Paper Mario: Sticker Star
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pilotwings Resort
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Plain Video Poker
|PouncingKitten Games
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-

|'''''Pokédex 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokedex 3D Pro
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Art Academy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Battle Trozei
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Dream Radar
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Omega Ruby
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Alpha Sapphire
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble Blast
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|X]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:Pokémon X and Y|Y]]''
|Nintendo
|Friend Codes Available via [[Facebook]]
|-
|''Photo with Mario
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Pushmo
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Rusty's Real Deal Baseball
|Nintendo
|Bought every single minigame.
|-
|''Sakura Samurai: Art of the Sword
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|All DLC in this game purchased
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sparkle Snapshots 3D
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Spirit Camera: The Cursed Memoir
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Steel Diver: Sub Wars
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Style Savvy: Trendsetters
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Sweet Memories: Blackjack
|Circle Entertainment Ltd.
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tekken 3D
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Tetris: Axis
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Denpa Men: They Came By Wave
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 2: Beyond the Waves
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Tokyo Crash Mobs
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Tomodachi Life
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ultimate NES Remix
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Xtreme Sports
|WayForward
|A digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Yoshi's New Island
|Nintendo
|
|}

====Wii U====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|'''''Animal Crossing Plaza'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Arrow Time U
|XenoHorizon
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Art Academy: Sketchpad
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Bayonetta
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Bayonetta 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Dr. Luigi
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Game & Wario
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Hyrule Warriors
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Lego City Undercover
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Little Inferno
|Tommorrow Corporation
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U.
|-
|''Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade
|D3Publisher
|
|-
|[[Mario Kart 8 Videos|''Mario Kart 8'']]
|Nintendo
|Revealed via Mario Kart 8 TV
|-
|'''''Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games'''
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 1
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix 2
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''NES Remix Pack
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros. U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''New Super Luigi U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Nintendo Land
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Poker Dice Solitaire Future
|RCMADIAX
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pikmin 3
|Nintendo
|Bundled with Wii U console
|-
|''Pikmin Short Movies HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|'''''Pokémon Rumble U'''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Pushmo World
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Rock Zombie
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Wii U
|-
|''Sing Party
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric
|SEGA
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Lost World
|SEGA
|
|-
|''Splatoon
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario 3D World
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Super Mario Maker
|Nintendo
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''The Letter
|TreeFall Studios
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U. Also infamous for being absolute shit.
|-
|''The Wonderful 101
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Fit U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii Party U
|Nintendo
|
|-
|''Wii U Panorama View
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii U.
|-
|''ZombiU
|Ubisoft
|
|}

===Sega===
====Sega Master System====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|}
====Sega Genesis (Mega Drive)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy in- Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Klax (video game)|Klax]]
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|
|-
|'''''Sonic & [[Punchy Sonichu|Knuckles]]
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog
|Sega
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Spinball
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Sex toys|Toy Story]]
|Disney Interactive
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega Game Gear====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Crystal Warriors
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Defenders of Oasis
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Dragon Crystal
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''G-LOC Air Battle
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|
|-
|''Shining Force: Sword of Hajya
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Shinobi
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Drift 2
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 GG
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download for the 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic Blast
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Rebought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Sonic Labyrinth
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Tails' Adventure
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|-
|''Vampire Master of Darkness
|Sega
|Bought as a digital download on the Nintendo 3DS
|}

====Sega CD====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|
|-
|''Flashback: [[Liquid Chris|The Quest for Identity]]
|U.S. Gold
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|
|-
|''[[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Rape|Night Trap]]
|Digital Pictures
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Sewer Shark|Sewer Shark]]
|Sony Imagesoft
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|
|}

====Sega 32X====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[I AM STRONG|Toughman Contest]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Saturn====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic R
|Sega
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|
|}
====Sega Dreamcast====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Caution Seaman
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Son-Chu|Chu Chu]] Rocket
|Sega
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''[[List_of_cards_from_The_Wall_of_Originals#Espanolic|Samba de Amigo]]
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure 2
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Shuffle
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: [[CADD Chef|Chef's]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|
|}

===Sony===
==== PlayStation (PSX, PSone)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''[[Chris and anger|Bloody Roar]]
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Sony
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Hasbro Interactive
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|
|-
|''[[Plush Breasts|Hooters:]] Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Software
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|[[Obesity|Pizza Hut]] Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Pooh's]] Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|BAM!
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|
|-
|''[[Homo|Spice World]]
|Psygnosis
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Activision
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|}

====PlayStation 2 (PS2)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|
|-
|''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]] - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|
|-
|''[[Britney Spears|Britney's]] Dance Beat
|THQ
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Crash [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Twinsanity]]
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto 3
|Rockstar Games
|Attempted to sell on [[eBay]].
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero II
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure|Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo]]
|Bandai
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''Soul Calibur III
|Bandai/Namco
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|
|}

====PlayStation 3 (PS3)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''3D Dot Game Heroes
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Altered Beast
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ape Escape (Playstation Move)
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Back to the Future: The Game
|Telltale
|Both the disc version and the downloadable version
|-
|''Band Hero
|Activision
|
|-
|''Battle Fantasia
|Aksys
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Beatles: Rock Band
|MTV Games
|
|-
|''Beat Sketcher <ref>[[:File:BeatSketcher20101012.png]]</ref>
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bejeweled 3
|Popcap
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bionic Commando (2009)
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blade Kitten
|Atari
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blokus
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle
|Relentless Software
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Bomberman Ultra
|Hudson Soft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Borderlands
|2K Games
|
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Chris's 50th physical acquisition for the PS3.
|-
|''BurgerTime World Tour
|MonkeyPaw Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Monster Rally
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: Robo Jam
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz World
|Sony
|
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Catherine
|Atlus
|
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
|Atari
|
|-
|''Comet Crash
|Pelfast
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Comix Zone
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Costume Quest
|THQ
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crash Commando
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Crescent Pale Mist
|Rockin' Android
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Cuboid
|TikGames, LLC
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''DuckTales: Remastered''
|
|*FC* - [[May 2017]] - $15.00 - Chris bought this shortly after buying ''The Disney Afternoon Collection'' for the PS4, even though this game is included in that pack.
|-
|''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: Burst Limit
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Chandler cats|Droplitz]]
|Atlus
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|
|-
|''Fallout: New Vegas
|Bethesda
|
|-
|''Far Cry 2
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Obesity|Fat]] Princess
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Homo|Flower]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[God of War]] III
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Grand Theft Auto IV
|Rockstar Games
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Green Day: Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Interestingly enough, their frontman is a [[homo]].
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero 5
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Hits
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Metallica
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero Van Halen
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Guitar Hero World Tour
|Red Octane
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Hail to the Chimp
|Gamecock
|
|-
|''Hamilton's Great Adventure
|Fatshark
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The House of the Dead III
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''inFamous
|Sony
|
|-
|''Invincible Tiger: The Legend of Han Tao
|Namco Bandai Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Jak and Daxter Collection
|Sony
|
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''The Lego Movie Videogame
|Warner Bros
|
|-
|''Lego Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''LIMBO
|Playdead
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 2
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''LittleBigPlanet 3
|Sony
|
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|
|-
|''Mega [[JERKS|Man]] 9
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mega Man 10
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''[[Sonichu's Edge|Mirror's Edge]]
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|'''''[[ModNation Racers]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Monster Madness: Grave Danger
|South Peak Interactive
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat (2009)
|WB Games
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Motorstorm RC
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Mushroom Wars
|Creat Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PAYDAY: The Heist
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''PixelJunk Shooter
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale
|Sony
|
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: [[Fuck Quest|Quest for Booty]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Rayman 3 HD
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Red Faction Guerrilla
|THQ
|
|-
|''Resident Evil 5
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|
|-
|''Saints Row 2
|THQ
|
|-
|''Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone
|Telltale Games
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''SAW
|Konami
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Adventure
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic CD
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic Generations
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog (2006)
|Sega
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|'''''Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode 1
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Unleashed
|Sega
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Namco Bandai
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''SoulCalibur V
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super [[Mass debating|Rub a Dub]]
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Super Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled
|Ubisoft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Tekken Hybrid
|Namco
|
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|'''''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|
|-
|''Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
|Sony
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''WipEout HD
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''X-Blades
|SouthPeak Interactive
|
|-
|''Zen Pinball
|Zen Studios
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|}

====PlayStation 4 (PS4)====

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Little Big Planet 3
|Sony
|Chris bought this game before acquiring a Ps4.
|
|-
|''The Playroom
|Sony
|-
|''Call Of Duty Black Ops 3
|Activision
|-
|''inFAMOUS Second Son
|Sony
|-
|''Destiny
|Sony
|-
|''Disney Afternoon Collection''
|
|*FC* $20.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Freedom Planet''
|
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams - Director's Cut''
|
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Killzone Shadow Fall
|Sony
|-
|''KNACK
|Sony
|-
|''LEGO DIMENSIONS
|-
|''Lego Worlds''
|
|*FC* - [[March 2017]] - Chris used profit from selling his father's stamp collection to buy this on its 7 March release date for $30.
|-
|''PaRappa the Rapper Remastered''
|
|*FC* $15.00 - [[May 2017]]
|-
|''Pure Chess''
|
|*FC* $8.00 - [[April 2017]]
|-
|''Sonic Forces
|
|*FC* $39.99 - [[November 2017]]
|-
|''Skylanders SWAP Force
|-
|''Skylanders Trap Team
|-
|''TRANSFORMERS: Devastation
|-
|''Yu-gi-oh Legacy Of The Duelist
|Konami
|-
|}

====PlayStation Portable (PSP)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''[[Fuck quest|Brooktown High]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Chris's 50th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Frogger: [[Slow-in-the-minds|Helmet Chaos]]
|Konami
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|
|-
|''[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|Harvey Birdman]] - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Recycling|Infected]]
|Majesco
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Cwcville|Kingdom of Paradise]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''[[Autism|PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient]]
|D3
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: [[Duck|Size Matters]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|
|-
|''[[Clover and Snoopy|Snoopy]] Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals
|Sega
|Chris's 25th acquisition for the PSP.
|-
|'''''Sonic Rivals 2
|Sega
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Downloaded via the PlayStation Network
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|
|-
|'''''Transformers - The Game
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Fridays After Five|Ultimate Block Party]]
|Conspiracy
|
|-
|''WipEout Pure
|Sony
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|
|}

====Universal Media Disc (UMD) Video====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|
|-
|''Creature Comforts: The Complete First Season
|Sony
|
|-
|''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|
|-
|''Fun with Dick and Jane
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|
|-
|''[[Some Favored Comedians|Saturday Night Live]] Collection - The Best of [[Obesity|Chris Farley]]
|Lions Gate
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|
|-
|''[[Virgin with rage|Superbad]]: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|
|-
|''Wedding Crashers: Uncorked Edition
|New Line
|
|}

====PlayStation Vita (PSV)====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''Army Corps of Hell
|Square Enix
|
|-
|''BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend
|Arc System Works, Aksys Games
|
|-
|''BreakQuest Extra Evolution
|Beatshapers
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Goodbye Despair
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Danganronpa: Ultra Despair Girls
|Spike Chunsoft
|
|-
|''Dokuro
|Gungho Online Entertainment
|
|-
|''Dungeon Hunter: Alliance
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Escape Plan
|Sony
|
|-
|''Gravity Rush
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hotline Miami
|Devolver Digital
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational
|Sony
|
|-
|''Hustle Kings
|Sony
|
|-
|Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7
|Sony
|
|-
|''Little Deviants
|Sony
|
|-
|''Lumines Electronic Symphony
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''[[ModNation Racers]] [[Ohio trip|Roadtrip]]
|Sony
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat
|Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
|
|-
|''MotorStorm: RC
|Sony
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Ninja Gaiden Sigma Plus
|Tecmo
|
|-
|''Plants vs. Zombies
|Popcap
|
|-
|''Pinball Arcade
|FarSight Studios
|
|-
|''Pinball Heroes Complete
|Sony
|
|-
|''Pure Chess
|RebelPlay
|
|-
|''PulzAR
|Sony
|
|-
|''Rayman Origins
|Ubisoft
|
|-
|''Reality Fighters
|Sony
|
|-
|''Ridge Racer
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Resistance: Burning Skies
|Sony
|
|-
|''Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
|Sony
|
|-
|''Star Wars Pinball
|Zen Studios
|
|-
|''Sumioni: Demon Arts
|AQUIRE
|
|-
|''Super Stardust Delta
|Sony
|
|-
|''Table Top Tanks
|Sony
|
|-
|''Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
|Drinkbox Studios
|
|-
|''Touch My Katamari
|Namco Bandai
|
|-
|''Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|
|-
|''Uncharted: Golden Abyss
|Sony
|
|-
|''Unit 13
|Sony
|
|-
|''Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward
|Chunsoft, Aksys Games, Rising Star Games
|
|-
|''Welcome Park
|Sony
|A tutorial game that comes with the Vita
|-
|''WipEout 2048
|Sony
|
|}

===Microsoft===
Despite Chris's avowed hatred of da [[HEXBox]] 360, he tried to sell several games for the original Xbox on [[eBay]].<ref>[[List of Chris's eBay sales]]</ref> In November 2017, he casually mentioned his gamertag<ref>https://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/CWCSonichu1982/</ref> in a Facebook comment.

====Xbox====
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty 2: Big Red One|''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One'']]
|Activision
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay|The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay]]''
|Vivendi Games
|
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Driv3r|''Driv3r'']]
|Atari
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Celebrity Deathmatch (video game)|Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
|Gotham Games
|
|-
|''Banjo Kazooie: N n B''
|
|
|-
|''Banjo-Tooie''
|
|
|-
|''Jetpac Refuelled''
|
|
|-
|''Kameo''
|
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark''
|
|
|-
|''Perfect Dark Zero''
|
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata''
|
|
|-
|''Viva Piñata: TIP''
|
|
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie''
|
|
|-
|''Sonic & Knuckles''
|
|
|-
|''Sonic The Hedgehog 3''
|
|
|-
|''Sonic The Hedgehog''
|
|
|-
|''Gears of War: Ultimate Edition''
|
|
|-
|''Rare Replay''
|
|
|-
|''Sonic The Hedgehog 2''
|
|
|-
|}

===Steam===
{{incomplete}}
Payday 2

==See also==
*[[List of Chris's Blu-ray discs]]
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==References==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)

2018-05-11T13:59:15Z

Loyalsonichufan: was there even a deep breath?

{{Quality}}
{{Incomplete}}
'''I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)''' is a video where Chris rants about the presence of [[trolls]] on his Twitter. This comes after posting a series of unusually angry tweets towards the [[weens]] making disparaging comments within his posts. Even though Chris is talking loudly, it is difficult to understand what he saying due to his words sounding way too garbled and intermixed with grunting.

It should also be noted that Chris is clearly reading off of a script, or a vague outline, and not in his usual unscripted rage video style. This may be evidence for the rumoured Idea Guy 2.0 either giving him a speech to read for the video, or writing for Chris after he asked in order to make him come across better than usual. Chris may also have just written it himself in order to keep his ranting more cohesive, which it does not.

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|15LJdfBGyW8}}
| stardate = 10 May 2018
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
[''angry redneck voice''] HELLO EVERYBODY THIS IS CHRISTINE CHANDLER COMING TO YA LIVE FROM HOME, AND IM GONNA TELL YA'LL SOME REAL, TRUE, SHIT!
I'll tell you what... YES!!! It WAS me on TWI'ER!! I'm sick of the trolls, I'm sick of the hate, HATE HATE HATE on some GOOD, DANG, COMMENTARY! I will not tolerate fricken' commentary anymore! I'm sick of the *begins to hit pillow* hateful, hurtful, commentary *continues to hit pillow* ERRRRRRRR *breathe* ERRRRRR
I'm TIRED of being HATED ON! I'm VERY STRESSED OUT! I'm human! And I'm Sonichu!

'''OWH NEED A BREAAAAAAK'''!
I have-a to send the mail and do da vidyo!
My father always told me to STICK UP and STAND UP for myself and HE always said the same thing, you know he did! He told you all the address of this very house, AND our phone number! *garbles*
YOU LOOK! You wanna come at us? You wanna come at us? You come at us! Whoever gives us moneyyyy!
He was... EUGHHHHHHH
And I'm just tired because of TODAY (x13)
HATRED!!!
EUHRHHHHHH!
And LIKE a certain person, many many many years ago, my kindness, generosity and ??? is being taken advantage of, WILL NOT BE TOLERATEEEEEEEED!
And I will not tolerate anymore hurtful comments or BS from any of you spiteful, hating people... ANYMORE!!!
You better SHAPE UP! BE KIND! BE COURTEYOUS! OR ITS THAT!
ERURRRRRR!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)

2018-05-11T13:56:52Z

Loyalsonichufan: chris grammar

{{Quality}}
{{Incomplete}}
'''I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)''' is a video where Chris rants about the presence of [[trolls]] on his Twitter. This comes after posting a series of unusually angry tweets towards the [[weens]] making disparaging comments within his posts. Even though Chris is talking loudly, it is difficult to understand what he saying due to his words sounding way too garbled and intermixed with grunting.

It should also be noted that Chris is clearly reading off of a script, or a vague outline, and not in his usual unscripted rage video style. This may be evidence for the rumoured Idea Guy 2.0 either giving him a speech to read for the video, or writing for Chris after he asked in order to make him come across better than usual. Chris may also have just written it himself in order to keep his ranting more cohesive, which it does not.

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|15LJdfBGyW8}}
| stardate = 10 May 2018
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
[''angry redneck voice''] HELLO EVERYBODY THIS IS CHRISTINE CHANDLER COMING TO YA LIVE FROM HOME, AND IM GONNA TELL YA'LL SOME REAL, TRUE, SHIT!
I'll tell you what... YES!!! It WAS me on TWI'ER!! I'm sick of the trolls, I'm sick of the hate, HATE HATE HATE on some GOOD, DANG, COMMENTARY! I will not tolerate fricken' commentary anymore! I'm sick of the *begins to hit pillow* hateful, hurtful, commentary *continues to hit pillow* ERRRRRRRR *breathe* ERRRRRR
I'm TIRED of being HATED ON! I'm VERY STRESSED OUT! I'm human! And I'm Sonichu!
*deep breath*
OWH NEED A BREAAAAAAK!
I have-a to send the mail and do da vidyo!
My father always told me to STICK UP and STAND UP for myself and HE always said the same thing, you know he did! He told you all the address of this very house, AND our phone number! *garbles*
YOU LOOK! You wanna come at us? You wanna come at us? You come at us! Whoever gives us moneyyyy!
He was... EUGHHHHHHH
And I'm just tired because of TODAY (x13)
HATRED!!!
EUHRHHHHHH!
And LIKE a certain person, many many many years ago, my kindness, generosity and ??? is being taken advantage of, WILL NOT BE TOLERATEEEEEEEED!
And I will not tolerate anymore hurtful comments or BS from any of you spiteful, hating people... ANYMORE!!!
You better SHAPE UP! BE KIND! BE COURTEYOUS! OR ITS THAT!
ERURRRRRR!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

User:Cogsdev

2018-05-01T10:58:15Z

Loyalsonichufan: he's been outted as a tranny sjw now so hope this is okay

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cogsdev si a pretty cool guy. eh runs cwcki and doesn't afraid of anything.

please leave me a message on my '''[[User talk:Cogsdev|talk page]]''' if you need to contact me
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Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

2018-04-30T14:42:48Z

Loyalsonichufan:

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Kengle_Pop-up.gif|55px]]</div>
{{infobox
| title = Kenneth Englehardt
| image = [[Image:260px-Kenneth_Erwin_Englehardt.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Kengle<br>OnionNull
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 2 March 1960 (age {{Age|1960|3|2}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = [[Chris and religion|Religion]]
|data7 = Muslim
|label8 = Education
|data8 = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting)<br>Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
|label9 = Occupations
|data9 = Bookkeeper<br>Amateur artist
}}

'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''' (born 2 March 1960), affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' by Christorians, is one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]]. As an overweight, inept, autistic, middle-aged, part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.

Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run (another being [[The July 10th Messages#True_Fan|Sonichuizcool]]).

== Relationship with Chris ==
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]].

Kenneth is well-known for his artwork, [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/ Sonichen and Rosechen]. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, this is no longer the case, and they have been Facebook friends for quite a while. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website. Occasionally, he does post on Chris's Facebook statuses. There is some debate on whether Kenneth can be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (Update: he isn't. https://prnt.sc/jbza6h) (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth is often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he is actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

Kenneth has also hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

Kengle has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kengle is considered a lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fan comic ''Sonichen''. It is not known what Chris thinks of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself Chris takes a neutral stance.

Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.

Although Kengle is classified as lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre artwork and websites, he is considered more of a borderline/low-grade cow compared to more infamous cows on the forum. It was recently noted that Kenneth's Sonichen and Rosechen website was dismantled and rebuilt as a general website to exhibit his artwork. As of November 2016, the website is a blog where Kenneth posts, among other things, progress updates on Sonichen and Rosechen, meaning the comic has returned.

==Relationship with trolls==
Kengle was temporarily banned from the [[Kiwi Farms]] because he seemed not to comprehend that there are [[trolls|mean people on the Internet]], and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kengle has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started [http://www.kiwifarms.xyz kiwifarms.xyz], a blog in which he writes angry posts about [[Pmurt]] and other topics, in a bid to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. Needless to say, he has not yet succeeded in doing so.

A thread on the Farms has been made specifically about Kengle, and it has ballooned to hundreds of pages and counting.

In many ways, Kengle is the [[Rosechu]] to Chris's [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.

==External Links==
* [http://www.onionfar.ms/ Kengle's ''Onion Farms'' website.]
* [http://www.kennethengelhardt.com Ken's official website]
* [http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Kenneth_Erwin_Engelhardt Kengle on the Lolcow Wiki]

{{people}}
[[Category:People]]

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

2018-04-30T14:40:21Z

Loyalsonichufan: Bitch, I just talked to Kengle! https://prnt.sc/jbza6h

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Kengle_Pop-up.gif|55px]]</div>
{{infobox
| title = Kenneth Englehardt
| image = [[Image:260px-Kenneth_Erwin_Englehardt.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
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|data1 = Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Kengle<br>OnionNull
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 2 March 1960 (age {{Age|1960|3|2}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = [[Chris and religion|Religion]]
|data7 = Muslim
|label8 = Education
|data8 = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting)<br>Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
|label9 = Occupations
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}}

'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''' (born 2 March 1960), affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' by Christorians, is one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]]. As an overweight, inept, autistic, middle-aged, part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.

Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run (another being [[The July 10th Messages#True_Fan|Sonichuizcool]]).

== Relationship with Chris ==
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]].

Kenneth is well-known for his artwork, [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/ Sonichen and Rosechen]. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, this is no longer the case, and they have been Facebook friends for quite a while. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website. Occasionally, he does post on Chris's Facebook statuses. There is some debate on whether Kenneth can be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (Update: he isn't.) (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth is often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he is actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

Kenneth has also hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

Kengle has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kengle is considered a lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fan comic ''Sonichen''. It is not known what Chris thinks of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself Chris takes a neutral stance.

Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.

Although Kengle is classified as lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre artwork and websites, he is considered more of a borderline/low-grade cow compared to more infamous cows on the forum. It was recently noted that Kenneth's Sonichen and Rosechen website was dismantled and rebuilt as a general website to exhibit his artwork. As of November 2016, the website is a blog where Kenneth posts, among other things, progress updates on Sonichen and Rosechen, meaning the comic has returned.

==Relationship with trolls==
Kengle was temporarily banned from the [[Kiwi Farms]] because he seemed not to comprehend that there are [[trolls|mean people on the Internet]], and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kengle has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started [http://www.kiwifarms.xyz kiwifarms.xyz], a blog in which he writes angry posts about [[Pmurt]] and other topics, in a bid to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. Needless to say, he has not yet succeeded in doing so.

A thread on the Farms has been made specifically about Kengle, and it has ballooned to hundreds of pages and counting.

In many ways, Kengle is the [[Rosechu]] to Chris's [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.

==External Links==
* [http://www.onionfar.ms/ Kengle's ''Onion Farms'' website.]
* [http://www.kennethengelhardt.com Ken's official website]
* [http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Kenneth_Erwin_Engelhardt Kengle on the Lolcow Wiki]

{{people}}
[[Category:People]]

Pedofork

2018-04-30T11:37:19Z

Loyalsonichufan: See commissions for the answer.

{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}

A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "[[Wikipedia:pedophile|pedophile]]" and "dork", is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''pædophile'' to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "[[CWC's Second Message|Madman Rising]]" video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''", known to the rest of the world as [[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his ''[[Sonichu]]'' comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]], some things still manage to remain.

[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]

At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. This is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.

Also, he used to wear [[pedo-glasses]].

In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shaedbase-shaedman-shaddai-shadman-prejean.17065/</ref> Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that he was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-347#post-2649620</ref>

However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.

On 2 February 2018, [[Kiwi Farms]] user [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] revealed a conversation which [[Idea Guy]] and Chris had. In this particular conversation, Chris went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with Blanc, an underage character from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children- all three of them are underage, being 11-12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with Mimi Rosechu while wearing a strap-on to hide the [[duck|ugly growth]] and rubbing the space between his legs with the [[china|genitals]] of Mimi... Robbie is canonically 11.[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Set2Pic4.jpg |n this image], his canon age was seven

Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what [[sex|that means]], and Christine being "turned on" by both males and female (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018.

Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, they are still children.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Pedofork

2018-04-30T11:31:59Z

Loyalsonichufan: more autism removal

{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}

A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "[[Wikipedia:pedophile|pedophile]]" and "dork", is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''pædophile'' to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "[[CWC's Second Message|Madman Rising]]" video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''", known to the rest of the world as [[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his ''[[Sonichu]]'' comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]], some things still manage to remain.

[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]

At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. This is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.

Also, he used to wear [[pedo-glasses]].

In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shaedbase-shaedman-shaddai-shadman-prejean.17065/</ref> Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that he was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-347#post-2649620</ref>

However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.

On 2 February 2018, [[Kiwi Farms]] user [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] revealed a conversation which [[Idea Guy]] and Chris had. In this particular conversation, Chris went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with Blanc, an underage character from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children- all three of them are underage, being 11-12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with a female character while wearing a strap-on to hide the [[duck|ugly growth]] and rubbing the space between his legs with the [[china|genitals]] of the female... Robbie is canonically 11.[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Set2Pic4.jpg |n this image], his canon age was seven

Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what [[sex|that means]], and Christine being "turned on" by both males and female (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018.

Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, they are still children.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Pedofork

2018-04-30T11:26:00Z

Loyalsonichufan: the autism is pretty heavy in that sentence so i don't even know if i fixed it correctly or not

{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}

A '''pedofork''' ([ˈpɛdofɔrk]), a portmanteau of "[[Wikipedia:pedophile|pedophile]]" and "dork", is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''pædophile'' to non-Americans), child molester or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage. This term was coined in his "[[CWC's Second Message|Madman Rising]]" video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''", known to the rest of the world as [[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first overreactions to [[trolls]] and an early step towards becoming a lolcow. Chris has subsequently tried to remove or [[retcon]] out details or themes that could be viewed as borderline or outright pedophilia from his ''[[Sonichu]]'' comics, although, with Chris's tendency to be very [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]], some things still manage to remain.

[[File:Cwc shadman like.png|thumb|200px|An image by Shadman that Chris liked.]]

At first glance, Chris appears to rigidly adhere to child sex laws; as the age of consent in Virginia is eighteen, Chris makes it clear when advertising himself for his [[Love Quest]] that all potential [[sweethearts]] must be no younger than eighteen (and no older than he is at the time). However, it's likely that Chris doesn't understand ''why'' these laws actually exist and may see them as deterrents in his Quest, in the same vein as [[jerkop]]s and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. This is evidenced by a scene in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] decide to strip for [[women's rights]]. Fourteen-year-old [[Zapina]] asks if she can join contribute to the naked bouncy giggly protesting fun, but [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] tells her no, adding in disappointment that she can't because of her age. When Zapina offers to be a spotlight instead, Rosechu hesitates, citing "the dumb laws". It is unclear whether this refers to the same laws that bar Zapina from stripping or the ones against exposing yourself in the presence of a minor. Either way, it seems odd that a self-proclaimed feminist would be annoyed with laws that protect young girls from being manipulated into sexual relationships, but Chris likely doesn't understand this.

Also, he used to wear [[pedo-glasses]].

In September 2017, Chris followed artist Shadman on Twitter.<ref>[https://archive.fo/aPQNB Chris's Follow list from that month]</ref> Shadman, the pseudonym of Swiss artist Shaddai Prejean, is notorious for his horrifying fetish art, including explicit drawings depicting real-life underage children.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shaedbase-shaedman-shaddai-shadman-prejean.17065/</ref> Chris said that he had followed the account because one of his [[Trolls|fans]] had directed him to Shadbase and claimed that he had drawn a piece of fanart Chris liked, and that he was unaware of Shadman's reputation.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-347#post-2649620</ref>

However, Chris did not remove Shadbase from his follow list, and in October, he liked a drawing of a young girl posted by the account.

On 2 February 2018, [[Kiwi Farms]] user [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] revealed a conversation which [[Idea Guy]] and Chris had. In this particular conversation, Chris went into explicit detail about how he would have sex with Blanc, an underage character from ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

Chris also feels the need to talk about the sexuality of Sonichu and Rosechu's children- all three of them are underage, being 11-12 years old as of 2018. He has drawn Roberta (Robbie) Sonichu having sex with a female character, Robee wearing a strap to hide the [[duck|ugly growth]] and rubbing the space between his legs with the [[china|genitals]] of the female... Robbie is canonically 11.[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Set2Pic4.jpg| In this image], his canon age was seven

Chris also mentions how the other two children, Cerah and Christine, are lesbian and bisexual respectively. He makes mention of Cerah finding "true love" in a female partner (and we all know what [[sex|that means]], and Christine being "turned on" by both males and female (at the time Chris wrote this, Christine was canonically 8). Both sisters are canonically 12 as of 2018.

Whether or not their evolved forms are meant to be their "adult" stages is unknown. Seeing how they still go to school, they are still children.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-23T10:31:51Z

Loyalsonichufan: for god's sake, we're in the financhu crisis saga. we can't go back to the old ones.

'''I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms''' is a video where Chris [[Chris and remorse|apologizes]] for ruining fandoms associated with him, mostly notably [[My Little Pony]]. He also appears to be very desperate to be forgiven.

==Video==

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| stardate = 21 April 2018
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
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}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice''] Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I [''wipes forehead sweat''] offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from this...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-23T10:27:53Z

Loyalsonichufan: feelin like the chris here, but i don't like spaces before question marks

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the eBay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

==Chris's Twitter controlled by troll==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris's Twitter posted a tirade composed of bizarre claims against him and CWCville.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of nine delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

[[File:April 17 redeemer.jpg|thumb|200px|Eighth tweet.]]

{{quotebox|I had repressed myself for too many years, and the worst of that has cost a LOT against me with Everyone.

And to You All, and All of them, I have been very remorseful and sorry for everything.

I wish to be reformed, redeemed and forgiven by everyone.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|200px|(Ninth delusional tweet) Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|200px|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon tweets posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

==Exercising on a treadmill==
18 April

{{quotebox|On a treadmill speed walking 4 mph for two hours. - at Anytime Fitness

[[File:Chris on a treadmill.jpg|200px]]}}

==Selling a Fitbit==
18 April

{{quotebox|I got a Fitbit and synched that with my phone and Anytime Fitness app, and since I do not own a Wii U anymore, this will make a Lovely Collectible. I’ll initial it on the back in a silver sharpie. Thank you.}}

He linked to an eBay listing for his Fitbit.

==A birthday "surprise"==
20 April

{{quoteboxgreen|Isn't it Sonichu's birthday today - I seem to remember you or he changed it recently to April 20th? If so, happy birthday! @CWCSonichu}}

{{quotebox|Yes. Today IS Sonichu’s Birthday. Also, for your information, he was originally born as a Pichu in 1992, long before being transformed into Sonichu (Prime) on February 1, 2003. March 17, 2000 is more the anniversary of when he came More into this world and in my life.}}

Chris continued with a time paradox.

{{quotebox|Also, Magi-Chan is the Oldest Sonichu alive, and still looking as young and furry as ever; he was born on November 14, 1948. 69 Years Old now.}}

==Chris orders a Unicorn Frappucino at Starbucks==
22 April

Facebook:
{{quotebox|I also enjoyed the Unicorn Frappucino from Starbucks; I hope they bring it back for a longer time in the future; it was yummy.}}

Later, he posted this.

{{quotebox|That was a tasty Unicorn Concoction!}}

==Happy Bisexual Day==

{{quotebox|Is it Bisexual Awareness Week already?! Well, I’d better share some love too! Also, Polyamorous Awareness! Do not be afraid to come out to anyone for being Poly! Be Free and Happy! Yay!}}

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-23T10:20:19Z

Loyalsonichufan:

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the eBay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0 ?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

==Chris's Twitter controlled by troll==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris's Twitter posted a tirade composed of bizarre claims against him and CWCville.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of nine delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

[[File:April 17 redeemer.jpg|thumb|200px|Eighth tweet.]]

{{quotebox|I had repressed myself for too many years, and the worst of that has cost a LOT against me with Everyone.

And to You All, and All of them, I have been very remorseful and sorry for everything.

I wish to be reformed, redeemed and forgiven by everyone.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|200px|(Ninth delusional tweet) Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|200px|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon tweets posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

==Exercising on a treadmill==
18 April

{{quotebox|On a treadmill speed walking 4 mph for two hours. - at Anytime Fitness

[[File:Chris on a treadmill.jpg|200px]]}}

==Selling a Fitbit==
18 April

{{quotebox|I got a Fitbit and synched that with my phone and Anytime Fitness app, and since I do not own a Wii U anymore, this will make a Lovely Collectible. I’ll initial it on the back in a silver sharpie. Thank you.}}

He linked to an eBay listing for his Fitbit.

==A birthday "surprise"==
20 April

{{quoteboxgreen|Isn't it Sonichu's birthday today - I seem to remember you or he changed it recently to April 20th? If so, happy birthday! @CWCSonichu}}

{{quotebox|Yes. Today IS Sonichu’s Birthday. Also, for your information, he was originally born as a Pichu in 1992, long before being transformed into Sonichu (Prime) on February 1, 2003. March 17, 2000 is more the anniversary of when he came More into this world and in my life.}}

Chris continued with a time paradox.

{{quotebox|Also, Magi-Chan is the Oldest Sonichu alive, and still looking as young and furry as ever; he was born on November 14, 1948. 69 Years Old now.}}

==Chris orders a Unicorn Frappucino at Starbucks==
22 April

Facebook:
{{quotebox|I also enjoyed the Unicorn Frappucino from Starbucks; I hope they bring it back for a longer time in the future; it was yummy.}}

Later, he posted this.

{{quotebox|That was a tasty Unicorn Concoction!}}

==Happy Bisexual Day==

{{quotebox|Is it Bisexual Awareness Week already?! Well, I’d better share some love too! Also, Polyamorous Awareness! Do not be afraid to come out to anyone for being Poly! Be Free and Happy! Yay!}}

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-23T10:18:21Z

Loyalsonichufan: are you all as fucking lazy as chris, no? THEN HELP ME OUT!

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the eBay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0 ?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

==Chris's Twitter controlled by troll==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris's Twitter posted a tirade composed of bizarre claims against him and CWCville.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of nine delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

[[File:April 17 redeemer.jpg|thumb|200px|Eighth tweet.]]

{{quotebox|I had repressed myself for too many years, and the worst of that has cost a LOT against me with Everyone.

And to You All, and All of them, I have been very remorseful and sorry for everything.

I wish to be reformed, redeemed and forgiven by everyone.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|200px|(Ninth delusional tweet) Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|200px|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon tweets posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

==Exercising on a treadmill==
18 April

{{quotebox|On a treadmill speed walking 4 mph for two hours. - at Anytime Fitness

[[File:Chris on a treadmill.jpg|200px]]}}

==Selling a Fitbit==
18 April

{{quotebox|I got a Fitbit and synched that with my phone and Anytime Fitness app, and since I do not own a Wii U anymore, this will make a Lovely Collectible. I’ll initial it on the back in a silver sharpie. Thank you.}}

He linked to an eBay listing for his Fitbit.

==A birthday "surprise"==
20 April

{{quoteboxgreen|Isn't it Sonichu's birthday today - I seem to remember you or he changed it recently to April 20th? If so, happy birthday! @CWCSonichu}}

{{quotebox|Yes. Today IS Sonichu’s Birthday. Also, for your information, he was originally born as a Pichu in 1992, long before being transformed into Sonichu (Prime) on February 1, 2003. March 17, 2000 is more the anniversary of when he came More into this world and in my life.}}

Chris continued with a time paradox.

{{quotebox|Also, Magi-Chan is the Oldest Sonichu alive, and still looking as young and furry as ever; he was born on November 14, 1948. 69 Years Old now.}}

==Chris orders a Pink Ombre at Starbucks==
22 April

Facebook:
{{quotebox|I also enjoyed the Unicorn Frappucino from Starbucks; I hope they bring it back for a longer time in the future; it was yummy.}}

Later, he posted this.

{{quotebox|That was a tasty Unicorn Concoction!}}

==Happy Bisexual Day==

{{quotebox|Is it Bisexual Awareness Week already?! Well, I’d better share some love too! Also, Polyamorous Awareness! Do not be afraid to come out to anyone for being Poly! Be Free and Happy! Yay!}}

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-22T11:50:21Z

Loyalsonichufan:

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the eBay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0 ?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

==Chris's Twitter controlled by troll==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris's Twitter posted a tirade composed of bizarre claims against him and CWCville.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of nine delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

[[File:April 17 redeemer.jpg|thumb|200px|Eighth tweet.]]

{{quotebox|I had repressed myself for too many years, and the worst of that has cost a LOT against me with Everyone.

And to You All, and All of them, I have been very remorseful and sorry for everything.

I wish to be reformed, redeemed and forgiven by everyone.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|200px|(Ninth delusional tweet) Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|200px|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon tweets posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

==Exercising on a treadmill==
18 April

{{quotebox|On a treadmill speed walking 4 mph for two hours. - at Anytime Fitness

[[File:Chris on a treadmill.jpg|200px]]}}

==Selling a Fitbit==
18 April

{{quotebox|I got a Fitbit and synched that with my phone and Anytime Fitness app, and since I do not own a Wii U anymore, this will make a Lovely Collectible. I’ll initial it on the back in a silver sharpie. Thank you.}}

He linked to an eBay listing for his Fitbit.

==A birthday "surprise"==
20 April

{{quoteboxgreen|Isn't it Sonichu's birthday today - I seem to remember you or he changed it recently to April 20th? If so, happy birthday! @CWCSonichu}}

{{quotebox|Yes. Today IS Sonichu’s Birthday. Also, for your information, he was originally born as a Pichu in 1992, long before being transformed into Sonichu (Prime) on February 1, 2003. March 17, 2000 is more the anniversary of when he came More into this world and in my life.}}

Chris continued with a time paradox.

{{quotebox|Also, Magi-Chan is the Oldest Sonichu alive, and still looking as young and furry as ever; he was born on November 14, 1948. 69 Years Old now.}}

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T08:42:31Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris apologizes for ruining fandoms, and he is also very desperate to be forgiven.

==Video==

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| name = I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7rovMoatvYY}}
| stardate = 21 April 2018
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}} {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice''] Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I [''wipes forehead sweat''] offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from this...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]|nextlink=}}

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I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T08:40:30Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris apologizes for ruining fandoms, and he is also very desperate to be forgiven.

==Video==

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| stardate = 21 April 2018
| style = {{Reason|text}}
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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
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===Transcript===

[''depressed voice''] Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I [''wipes forehead sweat''] offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from this...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]|nextlink=}}

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I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T08:39:25Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris apologizes for ruining fandoms, and he is also very desperate to be forgiven.

==Video==

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| stardate = 21 April 2018
| style = {{Reason|text}}
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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice''] Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from this...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]|nextlink=}}

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I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T08:38:26Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| stardate = 21 April 2018
| style = {{Reason|text}}
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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice''] Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from this...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]|nextlink=}}

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I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T08:37:06Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice''] Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from this...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]|nextlink=}}

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I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T06:00:52Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| stardate = 21 April 2018
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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice''] Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from Buy My Toysthis...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

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I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T06:00:17Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| stardate = 21 April 2018
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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice'']Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from Buy My Toysthis...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

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I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T05:58:47Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|7rovMoatvYY}}
| stardate = 21 April 2018
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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice'']Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from Buy My Toysthis...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I have been paid to go; we'll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]|nextlink=}}

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April 2018 Paid Video Requests

2018-04-22T05:58:23Z

Loyalsonichufan:

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in April 2018.

==Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne==
This video was requested by Kiwi Farms user SpaceQuakes, infamous for having an [[Autism|obsessive fixation]] over the game. In the fall of 2017, SpaceQuakes had tweeted about the game to Chris 53 times in the span of two weeks<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-4-6-2018-chris-paid-content-general.22728/page-74#post-3220645</ref>. Chris later complained about not receiving any money for the video<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

Chris begins the video normally, puts on his sad face to [[beg]], then shifts to cheerful for the Shin Megami plug.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=ZTAv3ziDoyQ}}
| stardate = 6 April 2018
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]
| next = [[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hey everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a bit of a advertising update, a bit of an advertisement. Buy [[Cole Smithey]]'s things right now... because we need the money here at home, okay? And this ad is brought to you by [[Wikipedia:Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne|''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'']]! Buy now! Enjoy it! It has all the DLC and stuff! Yaaaaayyyy! Buy ''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturneeeee''! Have a good day.

==A few seconds of Barb dancing==
''Note: The video below was copied to CWCville Tourist, a YouTube channel used for archiving Chris videos, in order to avoid giving the person who had originally uploaded it attention and views from the CWCki. The original uploader, Johnny Bucchi, demonstrated malicious intent towards Chris<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-535#post-3260571</ref>.''

{{Infobox/video
| name = Barb dancing
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=nkzrmqrcS8M}}
| stardate = 16 [[April 2018]]
| maker =
| subject =
| style =
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[One-Hundred‎!]]
| next = [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
}}

==A Lifted Dance==
Chris dances to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifted_(CL_song) "Lifted" by CL.]
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Lifted Dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=bnRRHPYyvVs}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{bubblegumnightmare|text}} {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
}}

==Happy Birthday, Frank!==
Chris wishes a customer's friend a happy birthday followed by parroting lines said customer wrote for him to say.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Frank!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=TKrFIgbg0NA}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{bubblegumnightmare|text}} {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A Lifted Dance|A Lifted Dance]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
}}

==Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!==
Chris records a video with his webcam after breaking his smartphone and not being able to connect to YouTube with his [[PlayStation]] 4. The video consists of begging [[fans]] to pay for a new smartphone, and fulfilling a request by "Jack Z" to shout random access humor. For some unknown reason he disabled the ability to comment on that video.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=Kh3C_ZQ26ho}}
| stardate = 20 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}} {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}} {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}} {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
| next = [[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]]
}}

===Description===

Please, buy and help me get a new phone now.

https://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982

===Transcript===
[[File:It Was Me Dio!.jpg|thumb|right|You thought it was just another troll, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!]]
Hello everybody, this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christine Chandler]], coming to you live from home once again. This time using my webcam on my laptop, because I have a special emergency announcement: my phone battery is seriously having troubles, so that's why I can only record on this, and my [[PlayStation]] 4 is also still not connecting to [[YouTube]]. So *sigh* anyway... er, so the first announcement of the day is: please to allow me to be able to keep [[Chris and money|my money]] so I can... possibly go to [[BronyCon]] later. Still sorting out other details before I can purchase any tickets or anything, but it's all good and safe.

But anyway, I NEED MONEY to purchase the New Phone! Or the rights to repair this one, probably less expensive to buy the NEW PHONE! And pfft, it's gonna be like a few hundred bucks, so lets buy some stuff off my [[eBay]] pleeease. The remaining [[Transformers]] I have, the Puzzler Combiner, the... [thinks] Prowl, all the others. There is a couple on there I know that's worth a hundred dollars, between the Prowl with the bots and Puzzler.
Anyway, please help me. I NEED A NEW PHONE! This ones really w-wonking out on me. It's been wonking out on me bad, for a while now.

Anyway, aside from that. I have a special message, which I have written down right here on a few pages. Anyway, so I have been warned by a s-somebody who... about the nefarious trolls who are plotting to cause mayhem for me at BronyCon. I know who you are, [http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Dio_Brando Dio Brando]. I know that you are trying to use your Stand Power, The World, to screw things up for me and my [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] fanbase at BronyCon.

You will never win, Dio! My fans are the Stardust Crusaders, and they will never- we will never allow you to gain victory. And so be it, if my power- if my powers are able to and if I can make it over there. Er, I don't know about variables or anything, but anyway, SONICHU WILL BE IN ALL OF OUR HEARTS!

Show the love, spread the love, fuck you Dio Brando. Aha! We know who you are you bastard.

Anyway, so t-there's that message to Dio Brandooo! *grunt* And, in case you haven't noticed yet - yep, this is a new shirt. I just got it from [[Chris and fashion|Goodwill]] recently, also [pans camera down] these track pants... slacks, light grey. Okay? [pans camera up] Yep. So, there's a new outfit for me, this fugly green sweater and track pants. Mmmm anyway, so aside from that, still gonna recolour my hair. The remaining Teal Bottles are still up for sale on my eBay, there is three of those left now. So... all of them with my autograph on them. And the one empty one, that's a bonus to go with the Wii Fit Meter that has my data on it. Because "one persons trash, is another persons treasure."

So, yep. And that near empty one has my autograph on it too. So, take that as you will. Thank you all very much. Have a good safe da- [video ends abruptly].

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]|nextlink=}}

{{BusinessList}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)

2018-04-22T05:57:05Z

Loyalsonichufan:

'''I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)''' is a video of Chris thanking "Jack," a fan who gifted him $600+ so that he could attend the 2018 BronyCon, after Chris begged on social media for [[eBay]] sales to afford the trip<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

==Video==

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| stardate = 17 [[April 2018]]
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| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| previous = [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A Lifted Dance|A Lifted Dance]]
}}
</center>

==Description==
Thank You, [[Jack Z]]., of Wisconsin.

==Transcript==
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again [''takes off cap''], with a most hearty thank you to... Jack! That was a Jack, from up north, who... essentially paid me to go to [[BronyCon]]. Awesome, very awesome! So, with a few more other arrangements I need to make, hopefully I will be there this year. So, that's awesome news. Thank you Jack, and... we still - [''mumble''] aside from that, we're still gonna need as much money as possible to help us with the [[Financhu Crisis|bills around here, and the mortgage, and everything]], but - so, I urge you all to please go ahead and buy the [[Transformers|Transformer toys]] that I listed, and will be listing, on [[eBay]]. Thank you Jack, and thank you all for helping me. I feel something better. Have an awesome day!

{{BusinessList}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)

2018-04-22T05:56:12Z

Loyalsonichufan:

'''I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)''' is a video of Chris thanking "Jack," a fan who gifted him $600+ so that he could attend the 2018 BronyCon, after Chris begged on social media for [[eBay]] sales to afford the trip<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

==Video==

<center>
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| name = I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|U-PWBbPIwjc}}
| stardate = 17 [[April 2018]]
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| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| previous = [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A Lifted Dance|A Lifted Dance]]
}}
</center>

==Description==
Thank You, [[Jack Z]]., of Wisconsin.

==Transcript==
Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again [''takes off cap''], with a most hearty thank you to... Jack! That was a Jack, from up north, who... essentially paid me to go to [[BronyCon]]. Awesome, very awesome! So, with a few more other arrangements I need to make, hopefully I will be there this year. So, that's awesome news. Thank you Jack, and... we still - [''mumble''] aside from that, we're still gonna need as much money as possible to help us with the [[Financhu Crisis|bills around here, and the mortgage, and everything]], but - so, I urge you all to please go ahead and buy the [[Transformers|Transformer toys]] that I listed, and will be listing, on [[eBay]]. Thank you Jack, and thank you all for helping me. I feel something better. Have an awesome day!

{{BusinessList}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T05:55:03Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| style = {{Reason|text}}
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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice'']Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from Buy My Toysthis...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I_have_been_paid_to_go;_we’ll_see_if_I_can_go_(Seriously_To_Be_Determined)|I have been paid to go; we'll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T05:54:24Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| style = {{Reason|text}}
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| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice'']Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from Buy My Toysthis...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I_have_been_paid_to_go;_we’ll_see_if_I_can_go_(Seriously_To_Be_Determined|I have been paid to go; we'll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T05:51:18Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|7rovMoatvYY}}
| stardate = 21 April 2018
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}} {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| previous = [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A New Phone]]
| next =
}}

===Transcript===

[''depressed voice'']Hello everybody, this is Christine Chandler comin' to you live from home once again, and I have a very special announcement. I've learned that I offended a...bunch of...fandoms of many various things, I don't know this will tell your specific stuff and all, and including especially the uh...Bronies and everything [[My Little Pony]] related, so...I'm very sorry to all of you, please, please, PLEASE forgive me. And... Hope I could make it up to everyone, now we can all move forward from this...pleeeease. I'm sorry. Ruining your fandoms. [''quiet''] I'm very sorry.

I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T05:40:09Z

Loyalsonichufan:

I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T05:36:35Z

Loyalsonichufan:

I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T05:33:57Z

Loyalsonichufan:

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

==Video==

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|7rovMoatvYY}}
| stardate = 21 April 2018
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| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Business|text}} {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| previous = [[Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need A new Phone|April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21]]
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I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms

2018-04-22T05:26:42Z

Loyalsonichufan: Created page with "Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms. WAIT FOR ME WHILE I DO THE SHIT"

Chris-chan apologizes for ruining fandoms.

WAIT FOR ME WHILE I DO THE SHIT

Ryam

2018-04-20T14:19:41Z

Loyalsonichufan: Redirected page to Mary Lee Walsh

#REDIRECT [[Mary_Lee_Walsh]]

A U T I S M

2018-04-20T14:16:00Z

Loyalsonichufan: Redirected page to A-U-T-I-S-M

#REDIRECT [[A-U-T-I-S-M]]

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-20T14:03:02Z

Loyalsonichufan: nothing much, other than a fix and an autistic correction

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the eBay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0 ?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

==Chris's Twitter controlled by troll==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris's Twitter posted a tirade composed of bizarre claims against him and CWCville.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of nine delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

[[File:April 17 redeemer.jpg|thumb|200px|Eighth tweet.]]

{{quotebox|I had repressed myself for too many years, and the worst of that has cost a LOT against me with Everyone.

And to You All, and All of them, I have been very remorseful and sorry for everything.

I wish to be reformed, redeemed and forgiven by everyone.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|200px|(Ninth delusional tweet) Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|200px|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon tweets posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

==Exercising on a treadmill==
18 April

{{quotebox|On a treadmill speed walking 4 mph for two hours. - at Anytime Fitness

[[File:Chris on a treadmill.jpg|200px]]}}

==Selling a Fitbit==
18 April

{{quotebox|I got a Fitbit and synched that with my phone and Anytime Fitness app, and since I do not own a Wii U anymore, this will make a Lovely Collectible. I’ll initial it on the back in a silver sharpie. Thank you.}}

He linked to an eBay listing for his Fitbit.

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-20T14:01:33Z

Loyalsonichufan: even chris-chan ads should be archived

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the ebay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0 ?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

==Chris's Twitter controlled by troll==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris's Twitter posted a tirade composed of bizarre claims against him and CWCville.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of nine delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

[[File:April 17 redeemer.jpg|thumb|200px|Eighth tweet.]]

{{quotebox|I had repressed myself for too many years, and the worst of that has cost a LOT against me with Everyone.

And to You All, and All of them, I have been very remorseful and sorry for everything.

I wish to be reformed, redeemed and forgiven by everyone.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|200px|(Ninth delusional tweet) Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|200px|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon tweets posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

==Exercising on a treadmill==
18 April

{{quotebox|On a treadmill speed walking 4 mph for two hours. - at Anytime Fitness

[[File:Chris on a treadmill.jpg|200px]]}}

==Selling a Fitbit==
18 April

{{quotebox|I got a Fitbit and synched that with my phone and Anytime Fitness app, and since I do not own a Wii U anymore, this will make a Lovely Collectible. I’ll initial it on the back in a silver sharpie. Thank you.}}

He linked to this eBay page. https://www.ebay.com/itm/282930738227?ul_noapp=true

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-20T14:00:28Z

Loyalsonichufan: new!

{{ongoing}}
This page is a partial archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[April 2018]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Support for flat-chested women==
6 April

{{quotebox|I’m taking a moment to acknowledge the flat-chest women of our worlds. And also offer my most heartfelt apologies to any and all of them who may have been offended with my past depiction of large breast size within my pages and drawing pieces. Thank you. ❤️🌈

[[File:Flat-chested women April 2018.jpg|200px]]}}

==Begging for sales on Cole's stuff==
6 April

{{quotebox|As Seen in [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale|the recently uploaded video]]; Come On Down and Buy Cole’s Things Right Now to help my mom and I, Please. We need the money here, that is for sure. And KISS is Full in this Very Special Folder Of Cole’s! You’ll get Great Bang for your Dollar!}}

==Desperate for money==
9 April

{{quotebox|All of Cole Smithey’s Remaining Sargent Rock Comic Books, in a single Lot Sale and Collection. For Immediate Sale; Please Buy Now.}}

{{quotebox|Selling my Wiimote and Nunchuck! For Immediate Sale!}}

@SaraHeartsSonic asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|But... how will you play the Wii now?}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I Sold It weeks Ago.}}

''Chris linked to the Sargent Rock comic listing''

{{quotebox|PLEASE, BUY NOW! My mother and I Have to make Two Payments to our Mortgage Company This Month!}}

==Concerning the Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne video==
9 April

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|I think an admirer of Shin Megami paided Christine 100$ to do one of those paid request videos.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Ah, I thought it was paid like the dancing videos. So it was a freebie?}}

Chris clarified:

{{quotebox|More like I was desperate for money, and I was Trolled into doing it thinking I would get money, but I did not.}}

==Brown hair sucks==
9 April

{{quotebox|Choose a hair colour}}

He put up a poll.

*Dark blue
*Teal
*Brown

Results were, respectively, 28%, 30% and 42%.

{{quotebox|Really? The majority wants my hair to make me feel like a loser when I look at it?}}

He then deleted the poll.

==I'm bisexual==
10 April

{{quotebox|I realized with my sweethearts that I am a Bisexual, so I will be needing to get a Bisexual Coloured Flag to replace this one; Celebrate Lesbian Pride for yourself, with my full kindness and support.}}

''He linked to an [[eBay]] listing for the flag.''

==An extra bible==
13 April

{{quotebox|I thought I had an extra bible and wanted to sell my old one, but I realized I didn’t. So, the Bible is not for sale, after all.}}

==Another beg==
13 April

{{quotebox|Please, help me and my mother here; we are very low on money right now, and we need to sell everything on my eBay that I’ve listed. Please, Buy My Things Now!}}

==Autographs removed from toys==
15 April

''Following complaints about the signatures on his Transformers, listed on [[eBay]], devaluing the toys:''

{{quotebox|ALL Marker Ink from the autographs have been removed from the Transformers I am selling. Check out Transformers Cybertron GALVATRON}}

''He linked to the ebay listing.''

{{quotebox|SERIOUSLY! All marker autographs have been removed from these old figures; Please, Buy Them Now.}}

A fan:

{{quoteboxred|Nope.}}

Chris shot back:

{{quotebox|The ink is gone now, anyway. So, Shut Up and Buy My Toys, please.}}

The fan replied:

{{quoteboxred|Not gonna get anyone to buy your toys with that attitude.}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|I’m not meaning the attitude, and I am sorry for the tude, but I am really Pressed here.}}

The fan suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Why not donate some plasma?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|My blood is no longer acceptable, because the Bloodmobile has a law against it able to accept Blood donations from Transgender individuals.}}

Fans discussed why Chris removed his autographed, with one pointing out that his signatures should add value. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|Well, y’all have missed out on my autograph on Any of them now. So, NOW, Please, Buy Them From Me!}}

==CWC cosplayer is hot==
15 April

[[File:Fetusbabe's cwc cosplay.jpg|thumb|200px]]

[[BronyCon|Spinalpalm]] linked Chris a Twitter profile of @fetusbabe, a woman who cosplayed as him. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|At least you came close on the shirt; too bad it isn’t a Ralph Lauren shirt, like [[The Classic|The Shirt]] of mine is.

Show me the shoes you wore with that ensemble?}}

She replied:

{{quoteboxgreen|just some shoes similar to this, not like what you'd wear but it went well with the rest of the outfit}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Well, may I say, in honesty, You look Totally Awesome and Hot. Whoever gets you is a Lucky Person! :)}}

fetusbabe:

{{quoteboxgreen|thanks a bunch! :)}}

==Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality==
15 April

{{quotebox|Oh! I forgot to update my [[Facebook]] Profile: I am a Bisexual Transwoman. Thank you.}}

''He updated the Basic Information section to note this, and that he was "interested in men and women."

==Idea Guy 2.0 ?==
16 April

[[Bryanfrogboy]]:
{{quoteboxgreen|I started working in this #ChangeTheChannel comic. Not sure if anyone would be into it.}}

''He posted a comic page depicting Doug Walker, aka the Nostalgia Critic.

Chris:

{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :)}}

==About the dick-licking video and Shadow Resident==
16 April

Chris made the following post on Facebook:

{{quotebox|**Attention!** I have remembered this “ween” who is addressing me online, and the events that took place that he had mentioned. I shall be recording my apology to him in a while. Do Not Dox Anyone!}}

He then uploaded [[With Apologies to Mister Resident‎‎]].

On Twitter, a fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is this related to that [[Dick Licker; that is I|dick licking video]]?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, not at all whatsoever. I impulsively did that one video of my own will; no one was in control of me at all.}}

The fan:

{{quoteboxgreen|Thanks for explaining, I'm still confused why this teacher wanted an apology for making you cry.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Moreover, I’d say the apology was for ignoring him a year later, and for him ending up in major mental trauma for years. He just wanted peace of mind.}}

Another fan commented:

{{quoteboxyellow|I'm amazed you were able to recall all of that - my memory is pretty poor, especially of things that happened at school. It is never too late to apologise for things. Good for you!}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Thank you. My memory may not be perfect, but with a few hints, lots of time, and I can recollect most anything about my past. Yee-Haw!}}

=="Celebrating Friendship"==
16 April

{{quotebox|celebrating friendship}}

==He wants $600+ to go to BronyCon==
16 April

{{quotebox|Everyone! BUY ALL OF MY TRANSFORMERS, and I will Definitely be able to make [[BronyCon]] 2018! Buy Now to See Me There!!!

Please, Buy Now to help me get to BronyCon 2018! Money is tight here. If I don’t make the money, I Can’t Go At All!

We Are making the mortgage and food by the skin of our teeth here. Seriously, I would not be able to afford even the ticket to BronyCon at this point without making ALL of these sales. So, Please Help Me, so I can Meet You this year!}}

A fan inquired:

{{quoteboxgreen|True and honest, How much do you need?
}}

Chris answered:

{{quotebox|Hotel room closest available, weekend ticket, gasoline, food, arriving on Thursday to fully enjoy and meet as much of y’all as possible, and then some for just-in-case emergencies: More than $600 would be a Fantastic Help, if you would please. Buy My Transformers and help me.}}

{{quotebox|More of my old toys, Authentically Certified, Will be added, including a couple of Starscreams. So, Buy Now to not only help me go to BronyCon, but to also help clear out my clutter. Blaster to set up the Beats!}}

These were then promptly removed.

==Chris's Twitter controlled by troll==
17 April

In the early hours of the day, Chris's Twitter posted a tirade composed of bizarre claims against him and CWCville.

[[File:April 17 tirade.jpg|thumb|Seven of nine delusional tweets Chris made on April 17 before removing them and the begging of $600 for BronyCon made the day before.]]

{{quotebox|There I Am! I am Coming Clean!}}

{{quotebox|Everyone! I do still need the money here to make ends meet for the household, seriously. I was using BronyCon as a sales pitch excuse to try and sell the toys. I owe a LOT towards making amends for my past. You would not believe me if I told you how. /1}}

{{quotebox|But suffice to say, I had done a lot more things in my lifetime from within my subconscious that ended up doing things worse in this world and even in Cwcville. I am a Major Sexual Deviant and my fetishes had made a LOT of individuals turn against me. /2}}

{{quotebox|I have a long list of fetishes: I'm a Furry, I like the MLP ponies and Equestria Girls and guys, I like all kinds of individuals, I like big breasts, I even like those as young as 16 years of age, I'm a porn addict, I'm even into scat and pee, I still have remaining... /3}}

{{quotebox|...lingering jealousies of men, enough to subconsciously want to kill, I also do like the Cybertronians, Autobots and Decepticons alike. It is Super Bad, that I may as well voluntarily register myself as a Sex Offender! And all this among others have affected my relations /4}}

{{quotebox|...with Everyone, Everypony, and Everybot. My years of repressed sexual urges have made my Sonichus and Rosechus essentially go Hog-Wild all over the places, even to go around terrorizing everyone, to get me some vagina... I also have a fetish for old people too,... /5}}

{{quotebox|...even my own mother, and I have a fetish for myself, where when I have the chance. I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, Nightstar. Her sweetie, Kun T'Nyuget, was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW! /6}}

{{quotebox|And now, thanks to my subconscious lingering jealously, Kun T'Nyuget is dead now. My damned subconscious KILLED my Nightstar's Lover!!!! Soo much damage to a Lot in This World, and even There in Cwcville's Dimension; THAT's what has been driving me crazy these past months. /6 [sic]}}

{{quotebox|I WAS worrying over my Nation and my Species Of Sonichus and Rosechus. And there is a LOT to make amends, as well as Reforming and Redeeming Myself. And Jesus Christ is not one who would be doing that for me; I Must Reform and Redeem Myself, for the Benefit Of Everyone. /8}}

[[File:April 17 redeemer.jpg|thumb|200px|Eighth tweet.]]

{{quotebox|I had repressed myself for too many years, and the worst of that has cost a LOT against me with Everyone.

And to You All, and All of them, I have been very remorseful and sorry for everything.

I wish to be reformed, redeemed and forgiven by everyone.}}

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(9).png|thumb|200px|(Ninth delusional tweet) Chris wants to be redeemed.]]

[[File:April_17th_hacked_tweets_(10).png|thumb|200px|Chris claims his account was hacked.]]

Around after an hour of these tweets being up, they were all taken down by Chris along with the $600 begging for BronyCon tweets posted the day before - Chris promptly posted:

{{quotebox|My account was hacked, Everyone. All of those Tweets just now were not mine. I just recovered this account. Please, disregard those recent Tweets and carry on with your day. Move Alone; Nothing to see here, Folks.}}

It is unknown whether or not Chris's account was truly hacked, or just if Chris had a mental breakdown - however the following tweet posted that day seems to hint towards the latter.

{{quotebox|I'm suffering an existential crisis.
Please, Help Me.}}

==Exercising on a treadmill==
18 April

{{quotebox|On a treadmill speed walking 4 mph for two hours. - at Anytime Fitness

[[File:Chris on a treadmill.jpg|200px]]}}

==Exercising on a treadmill==
18 April

{{quotebox|I got a Fitbit and synched that with my phone and Anytime Fitness app, and since I do not own a Wii U anymore, this will make a Lovely Collectible. I’ll initial it on the back in a silver sharpie. Thank you.]]

He linked to this eBay page. https://www.ebay.com/itm/282930738227?ul_noapp=true

{{Facebook}}
{{Tweets}}

Twitch

2018-04-18T10:46:32Z

Loyalsonichufan: working on transcript.

[[File:CWC Twitch.png|thumb]]

'''Twitch''' is a game streaming platform. Chris joined in 2018. His first stream was on 16 March 2018, in which he played Burnout Paradise Remastered.

==Description==

As expected of Chris, he put no effort into setting up his page, as his description is a copy and paste of his [[Tumblr|Tumblr]] description

{{quotebox| I am Christine W. Chandler, creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, VA, as drawn in my Comic Book Series. And I am a proud Lesbian Transwoman. And this is my Tumblr; an expanion of my social networking; professional; I am still a work in progress, always. :)}}

==Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast (Burnout Paradise Remastered)==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Stream "Highlights"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AXt6H5t1MoY}}
| stardate = 16 [[March 2018]]
| subject = }}

Games list and prices
*Burnout Paradise Remastered
**Released March 16 for PS4 and Xbox One.
**Cost: $40

==CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Transcript}}
{{quote|NO CALLS!!!|Chris screeches at [[weens]] on Twitch}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fNP_rJp5mxo}}
| stardate = 17 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}} {{Rage|text}} {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
| next = [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]
}}



==External links==
*[https://www.twitch.tv/sonichu1982 Chris's Twitch account ]

{{The Internet}}

List of Love Quest candidates

2018-04-17T10:50:17Z

Loyalsonichufan:

[[Chris]], despite being [[autism|autistic]], lazy, and [[obesity|fat]], has had many attractive young ladies thrown themselves upon him to hold the title of being Chris's TRUE and [[Honest Content|HONEST]] '''[[sweetheart]].'''

==How does Chris get so many women?==
Originally, he would make the ladies swoon with his to-the-point signs and his excessive burl but in more recent times his bubbly nature has subsided. For at least a decade he was so desperate to lose his moniker of "[[Virgin with rage]]," that when a girl threw herself at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he was, Chris was ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life. Until recently, that was what you would expect from him.

==The Women in Chris's Life==

===[[Lori Lopez]]===
An American/Spanish girl who Chris met through [[MySpace]] via [[Joshua Martinez]] in November 2007. Not much is known about these two during their short time together.

===[[Blanca Weiss]]===
A girl Chris met online around August 2008. She was the first to introduce a character for the [[Sonichu]] comics. Things had pretty much went swimmingly between the two until Chris began suspecting something about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his medallions, Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.)

===[[Sarah Jackson]]===
A woman Chris met the same time he was with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by [[Optimus Prime|a truck hitting her]].

===[[PandaHalo]]===
A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on Panda. Panda discovered just how desperate he was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by [[Clyde Cash]] and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it.

===[[Julie]]===
Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing Julie. Through Julie, Chris began doing a number of sex acts and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|recording them]]. One of these moments was [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by Bob Chandler]]. In late February, Max, Julie's brother, held her against her will, forcing Chris to mount a daring rescue which didn't exactly work. Max would put Chris through the rings, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl, before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the [[BlueSpike|same person]].

===[[Ivy]]===
Another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing her not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process, even wanting to get married. Sadly, Ivy would break up with Chris after getting into a major clusterfuck with an obvious troll.

===[[Kacey]]===
When [[Liquid Chris]] made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named Kacey, he attempted to win her over, the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be ''his'' girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, [[Father Call|a confrontation with her father]], and [[Sonichu Special 4|a horrific comic]]. Kacey would later break with Chris and be happily married to Liquid.

===[[Jackie]]===
Chris' sweetheart from April to October 2010. Chris met her on the [[Hook Cafe|HooK Café]]. While Jackie was less brutal than most of his fake sweethearts, Chris eventually saw through Jackie's trolling and ended the relationship.

===[[Catherine]]===
Catherine was Chris' latest sweetheart/troll that Chris pursued in mid-2014 after he found that she was a 97% match on [[OkCupid]] in July 2014. Catherine saw an opportunity to document our [[TRUE and HONEST]] hero and accepted a [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|lunch date]] at Applebees. They chatted until Catherine friendzoned Chris in September 2014 for being creepy and generally clingy, which resulted in [[I Love You, Catherine]]. Catherine cut Chris off completely in December 2014.

===Two Unknown Sweethearts===
Two unknown sweethearts were found by Chris in March 26th of 2018. Chris also claims that they "three" are very close in person.

==Fictional Sweethearts==

===[[Chloe]]===
A possible codename for PandaHalo. When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named Chloe, whom he claimed to have met at a GameStop. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again.

==Sweethearts of Dubious Origins==
{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Lists]]

List of Love Quest candidates

2018-04-17T10:49:56Z

Loyalsonichufan: hey larry, if you bothered to fix that, you could have fixed the grammar you have made in your edit

[[Chris]], despite being [[autism|autistic]], lazy, and [[obesity|fat]], has had many attractive young ladies thrown themselves upon him to hold the title of being Chris's TRUE and [[Honest Content|HONEST]] '''[[sweetheart]].'''

==How does Chris get so many women?==
Originally, he would make the ladies swoon with his to-the-point signs and his excessive burl but in more recent times his bubbly nature has subsided. For at least a decade he was so desperate to lose his moniker of "[[Virgin with rage]]," that when a girl threw herself at Chris saying how awesome and hunky he was, Chris was ready and willing to sweep them off their feet and bring them into his life. Until recently, that was what you would expect from him.

==The Women in Chris's Life==

===[[Lori Lopez]]===
An American/Spanish girl who Chris met through [[MySpace]] via [[Joshua Martinez]] in November 2007. Not much is known about these two during their short time together.

===[[Blanca Weiss]]===
A girl Chris met online around August 2008. She was the first to introduce a character for the [[Sonichu]] comics. Things had pretty much went swimmingly between the two until Chris began suspecting something about her. At the same time, he began seeing another woman, causing friction between the two of them. When Blanca asked to see his medallions, Chris happily obliged until trolls intercepted and destroyed them. Soon after, Blanca broke up with Chris, shattering his heart (Chris would revision this event with him dumping her.)

===[[Sarah Jackson]]===
A woman Chris met the same time he was with Blanca. When the two women finally confronted each other, Chris chose Blanca. Sarah would later die by [[Optimus Prime|a truck hitting her]].

===[[PandaHalo]]===
A girl Chris met at the same time he was seeing Blanca. When he and Blanca broke up, Chris immediately set his sights on Panda. Panda discovered just how desperate he was for sex when he admitted he would gladly have sex with an animal for her pleasure. Panda would later be raped by [[Clyde Cash]] and be pregnant with his child. Chris tried to get her to have an abortion while Panda attempted to get him to join her and Clyde in Clyde's mansion. In the end, Chris gave up Panda to Clyde when she told him he if they wanted to stay together, he should make Sonichu a reality, and Chris didn't want to put that much work into it.

===[[Julie]]===
Soon after breaking up with Panda, Chris immediately began seeing Julie. Through Julie, Chris began doing a number of sex acts and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|recording them]]. One of these moments was [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by Bob Chandler]]. In late February, Max, Julie's brother, held her against her will, forcing Chris to mount a daring rescue which didn't exactly work. Max would put Chris through the rings, showing how desperate Chris was for a girl, before revealing that both Max and Julie never existed - they were the [[BlueSpike|same person]].

===[[Ivy]]===
Another girl Chris had eyes for. He began seeing her not long after the incident with Julie. During this time, Chris went to great lengths to show how much he was in love with Ivy. Unlike Panda and Julie, Ivy never showed any interest in sexual acts, preferring seeing the comics instead. Chris happily obliged, creating three special comics in the process, even wanting to get married. Sadly, Ivy would break up with Chris after getting into a major clusterfuck with an obvious troll.

===[[Kacey]]===
When [[Liquid Chris]] made his appearance, Chris fought valiantly to prove his identity. When Chris discovered that Liquid had a girlfriend named Kacey, he attempted to win her over, the assumption being that, as the TRUE and HONEST Chris, she should be ''his'' girlfriend. When Liquid made his comeback months later, Chris would successfully win Kacey over. He would lose her not even weeks later due to a combination of being stood up for a date, [[Father Call|a confrontation with her father]], and [[Sonichu Special 4|a horrific comic]]. Kacey would later break with Chris and be happily married to Liquid.

===[[Jackie]]===
Chris' sweetheart from April to October 2010. Chris met her on the [[Hook Cafe|HooK Café]]. While Jackie was less brutal than most of his fake sweethearts, Chris eventually saw through Jackie's trolling and ended the relationship.

===[[Catherine]]===
Catherine was Chris' latest sweetheart/troll that Chris pursued in mid-2014 after he found that she was a 97% match on [[OkCupid]] in July 2014. Catherine saw an opportunity to document our [[TRUE and HONEST]] hero and accepted a [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|lunch date]] at Applebees. They chatted until Catherine friendzoned Chris in September 2014 for being creepy and generally clingy, which resulted in [[I Love You, Catherine]]. Catherine cut Chris off completely in December 2014.

===Two Unknown Sweethearts===
Two unknown sweethearts was found by Chris in March 26th of 2018. Chris also claims that they "three" are very close in person.

==Fictional Sweethearts==

===[[Chloe]]===
A possible codename for PandaHalo. When Chris broke up with Blanca, Chris claimed he was seeing a girl named Chloe, whom he claimed to have met at a GameStop. Many never bought Chris's claims and Chloe was never mentioned again.

==Sweethearts of Dubious Origins==
{{Sweethearts}}
[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Lists]]

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-17T10:48:08Z

Loyalsonichufan: irrelevant comments to christory added

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-16T11:01:17Z

Loyalsonichufan:

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-16T11:00:50Z

Loyalsonichufan:

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-16T10:59:53Z

Loyalsonichufan: THESE DEMANDS WERE MADE

Dick Licker; that is I

2018-04-16T10:55:48Z

Loyalsonichufan:

{{Honest}}

'''Dick Licker; that is I.''' is an indecent video made by Chris on the 15th of [[April 2018]] where Chris slobbers on two [[pickles]] drawn on his wall. A few [[Fanbase|True and Honest Fans]] believe these dicks to belong to [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] due to the spikes he decided to draw on them. This video was the result of another [[ween]] trying to steal the thunder of [[Idea Guy]], and coercing Chris through the same means he used but in a Twitter post. <ref>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2018_social_media_posts#Autographs_removed_from_toys]</ref>

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Dick Licker; that is I.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|97PSkQlVtS0}}
| stardate = 15 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| previous = [[Buy Right Now from eBay]]
| next =
}}
</center>

==Description==
Yup

==See Also==

*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Pickle]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-16T10:47:59Z

Loyalsonichufan:

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-16T10:46:24Z

Loyalsonichufan: fix

April 2018 social media posts

2018-04-16T10:46:00Z

Loyalsonichufan: useless posts added

The Classic

2018-04-16T10:39:30Z

Loyalsonichufan:

{{quote|I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt.|Chris on the shirt, nonchalantly revealing Barb has hoarded twenty bags of old clothing without even bothering to dry them off.<ref name=found>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|thumb|150px|Chris wearing 'The Classic' in 2007.]]
[[File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Ten years later.]]

'''The Classic''' is a red and blue (seemingly Ralph Lauren brand)<ref name>[[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2018_social_media_posts#CWC_cosplayer_is_hot]]</ref> [[Chris and fashion|rugby shirt]] formerly worn by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] from at least before 20 [[December 2004]] to when he became a [[Tomgirl]], and it was seemingly lost in 2014 to the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

It had survived at the bottom of a soaked and grimy garbage bag full of clothing. Prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris went searching for it in [[April 2017]], hoping to sell it to a fan, although no such sale came to pass. It is presumably still in Chris's ownership as of 2017.

== History ==
The earliest known instance of Chris wearing the Classic is in the [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] clip, filmed on 20 December 2004. The shirt made many more appearances between 2005 and 2009 - Chris wore it on 25 February 2007 during [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], the first video he uploaded to YouTube.

The shirt made its last appearance of the classic Chris era on 23 [[November 2009]], when he filmed [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. On 10 [[January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court was gutted by a fire - the shirt was thought lost by both Chris<ref>[[Autographed Photos]]</ref> and his fans until [[April 2017]], when it was found in a bag of laundry that was still damp from the water used to put the fire out.

==Offered for sale==
{{quote|Be glad I found it.|Chris<ref name=found2>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Shirt update]]</ref>}}
[[File:Classic post-fire 1.jpeg|right|200px|thumb|The Classic, after being excavated from bags of hoard, still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior.]]

Following the house fire and subsequent renovation, the Chandlers moved back into [[14 Branchland Court]]. Naturally, Barb insisted on bringing the hoard back into the house, even the portions ruined by the fire or the efforts to extinguish it. The laundry room became a dumping ground for "a mountain pile" of trash bags filled with water-damaged clothing.<ref name=found/>

The trash bags festered for ''three years''. In April 2017, when Chris sifted through them in his quest to find The Classic, the contents were laced with mold. Chris, being [[naive]], failed to realize the health risks.

{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire. [It's] like cat litter.<ref name=found2/>}}

After finding The Classic, and inspired by the successful sale of the [[Sonic Totem]] relic for $1,500 two weeks before, he listed the shirt on [[eBay]] for $12,000 minimum on 19 April 2017. He immediately snapped a photo of it, then posted it for the listing, not realizing that the mold growth evident in the picture would not help with sales. He later washed it and posted a new photo to eBay, replacing the original one.

[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|left|200px|thumb|The same shirt after being washed. The holes and other damages allegedly will be fixed using the funds raised from the sale, according to Chris.]]

Later, he recorded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote it, donning the shirt for the first time in years (having last worn it in 2009's [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]). Three days later, the auction ended at $25,100. The winning bidder did not pay.

Humorously, Chris fails to realize that $25,100 is a gross overestimate of how much money would be required to repair a piece of clothing, even those affected by water damage.

==Restoration effort==

{{quote|Beyond Help|Multiple tailors and cleaners, upon seeing the shirt, according to Chris<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Q&A on restored shirt]]</ref>.}}

{{quote|Could any of you haters sew any better? The hole was large; I sewed as good as possible, then I reinforced the latter with the patch covers. If anything, this not only keeps it as iconic, but marks it as another masterpiece from myself, making it worth more.|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Repairing The Classic|29 April 2017]], on his effort to restore the shirt.}}

[[File:cwc sewing3.jpeg|thumb|A "masterpiece." Note the poorly-colour matched stitching on the arm, with the white thread not fitting the faded white stripes on the shirt at all.]]

Chris began an effort to restore the shirt on 29 April 2017. The shirt had sustained large tears as a result of neglect. He asked several professional tailors to repair it; however, they turned down the job as being too difficult<ref>[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]</ref>. Undeterred, Chris set out to fix it himself.

He recorded [[Speed Sewing Announcement|90 minutes]] of him sewing up the shirt and [[May 2017 tweets|posted several before-and-after photos to Twitter]].

A commentator on Kiwi Farms noted the issues with his project<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-29-speed-sewing-announcment.30443/page-16#post-2236362</ref>:

*Incorrect type of needle
*Patches which are incompatible with the shirt
*Not trying to colour match the new thread with the shirt's colours
*Not taking measures to prevent frays or shrinkage
*Not applying the patching to the inside of the shirt

After "a few hours" of work, Chris declared his effort a "masterpiece" and said The Classic is "worth more" because of it<ref>[[2017 tweets#Repairing The Classic]]</ref>. At the time of that statement, he believed he had already made a sale on it for $25,100.

On 4 May, after five days of work, Chris completed the restoration<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#The Classic, restored]]</ref>. He signed it using his trans-woman name.

He celebrated the job by wearing it in public.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:5-3 A1 classic.jpeg|"""""Restored."""""
File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|In public.
File:Classic Oct 2017.PNG|Promoting his [[Patreon]] and [[Redbubble]] in [[October 2017]].
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{BusinessList}}
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

The Classic

2018-04-16T10:39:11Z

Loyalsonichufan:

{{quote|I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt.|Chris on the shirt, nonchalantly revealing Barb has hoarded twenty bags of old clothing without even bothering to dry them off.<ref name=found>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|thumb|150px|Chris wearing 'The Classic' in 2007.]]
[[File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Ten years later.]]

'''The Classic''' is a red and blue (seemingly Ralph Lauren brand)<ref name>[[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2018_social_media_posts#CWC_cosplayer_is_hot]]</ref>}} [[Chris and fashion|rugby shirt]] formerly worn by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] from at least before 20 [[December 2004]] to when he became a [[Tomgirl]], and it was seemingly lost in 2014 to the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

It had survived at the bottom of a soaked and grimy garbage bag full of clothing. Prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris went searching for it in [[April 2017]], hoping to sell it to a fan, although no such sale came to pass. It is presumably still in Chris's ownership as of 2017.

== History ==
The earliest known instance of Chris wearing the Classic is in the [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] clip, filmed on 20 December 2004. The shirt made many more appearances between 2005 and 2009 - Chris wore it on 25 February 2007 during [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], the first video he uploaded to YouTube.

The shirt made its last appearance of the classic Chris era on 23 [[November 2009]], when he filmed [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. On 10 [[January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court was gutted by a fire - the shirt was thought lost by both Chris<ref>[[Autographed Photos]]</ref> and his fans until [[April 2017]], when it was found in a bag of laundry that was still damp from the water used to put the fire out.

==Offered for sale==
{{quote|Be glad I found it.|Chris<ref name=found2>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Shirt update]]</ref>}}
[[File:Classic post-fire 1.jpeg|right|200px|thumb|The Classic, after being excavated from bags of hoard, still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior.]]

Following the house fire and subsequent renovation, the Chandlers moved back into [[14 Branchland Court]]. Naturally, Barb insisted on bringing the hoard back into the house, even the portions ruined by the fire or the efforts to extinguish it. The laundry room became a dumping ground for "a mountain pile" of trash bags filled with water-damaged clothing.<ref name=found/>

The trash bags festered for ''three years''. In April 2017, when Chris sifted through them in his quest to find The Classic, the contents were laced with mold. Chris, being [[naive]], failed to realize the health risks.

{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire. [It's] like cat litter.<ref name=found2/>}}

After finding The Classic, and inspired by the successful sale of the [[Sonic Totem]] relic for $1,500 two weeks before, he listed the shirt on [[eBay]] for $12,000 minimum on 19 April 2017. He immediately snapped a photo of it, then posted it for the listing, not realizing that the mold growth evident in the picture would not help with sales. He later washed it and posted a new photo to eBay, replacing the original one.

[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|left|200px|thumb|The same shirt after being washed. The holes and other damages allegedly will be fixed using the funds raised from the sale, according to Chris.]]

Later, he recorded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]] to promote it, donning the shirt for the first time in years (having last worn it in 2009's [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]). Three days later, the auction ended at $25,100. The winning bidder did not pay.

Humorously, Chris fails to realize that $25,100 is a gross overestimate of how much money would be required to repair a piece of clothing, even those affected by water damage.

==Restoration effort==

{{quote|Beyond Help|Multiple tailors and cleaners, upon seeing the shirt, according to Chris<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Q&A on restored shirt]]</ref>.}}

{{quote|Could any of you haters sew any better? The hole was large; I sewed as good as possible, then I reinforced the latter with the patch covers. If anything, this not only keeps it as iconic, but marks it as another masterpiece from myself, making it worth more.|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Repairing The Classic|29 April 2017]], on his effort to restore the shirt.}}

[[File:cwc sewing3.jpeg|thumb|A "masterpiece." Note the poorly-colour matched stitching on the arm, with the white thread not fitting the faded white stripes on the shirt at all.]]

Chris began an effort to restore the shirt on 29 April 2017. The shirt had sustained large tears as a result of neglect. He asked several professional tailors to repair it; however, they turned down the job as being too difficult<ref>[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]</ref>. Undeterred, Chris set out to fix it himself.

He recorded [[Speed Sewing Announcement|90 minutes]] of him sewing up the shirt and [[May 2017 tweets|posted several before-and-after photos to Twitter]].

A commentator on Kiwi Farms noted the issues with his project<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-29-speed-sewing-announcment.30443/page-16#post-2236362</ref>:

*Incorrect type of needle
*Patches which are incompatible with the shirt
*Not trying to colour match the new thread with the shirt's colours
*Not taking measures to prevent frays or shrinkage
*Not applying the patching to the inside of the shirt

After "a few hours" of work, Chris declared his effort a "masterpiece" and said The Classic is "worth more" because of it<ref>[[2017 tweets#Repairing The Classic]]</ref>. At the time of that statement, he believed he had already made a sale on it for $25,100.

On 4 May, after five days of work, Chris completed the restoration<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#The Classic, restored]]</ref>. He signed it using his trans-woman name.

He celebrated the job by wearing it in public.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:5-3 A1 classic.jpeg|"""""Restored."""""
File:Chris The Classic public1.jpg|In public.
File:Classic Oct 2017.PNG|Promoting his [[Patreon]] and [[Redbubble]] in [[October 2017]].
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{BusinessList}}
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]