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Happy Women's Day

2016-03-21T06:09:50Z

LucidFox:

'''Happy Women's Day''' is a video Chris uploaded 9 [[March 2016]] to belatedly mark [[Wikipedia:International Women's Day|International Women's Day]] streamed from his PS4.
In it Chris sports a side-parting in his hair resembling a bad comb-over, his usual clothes that are too tight for him and announces his support of woman's rights, encouraging them to be sexy, not stare at his "tits" but stare at his ass and free their nipples. Chris frees his own before announcing he was late to the party.

==Description==
{{Quotebox|<nowiki>#</nowiki>InternationalWomen'sDay 
<nowiki>#</nowiki>FreeTheNipple}}
==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Women's Day
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GUJkgbwn8gU}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = blue tank top
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Happy Birthday Tom]]
| next = [[CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

[''Chris, controller in hand, stands in his now favoured video position of the centre of a room surrounded by his amiibos, medallions, collected toys and garbage. His hair has a noticeable side parting making it more thin looking than usual''].

Christine Chandler commin' live from her house. I just uh, been reminded that today is International Women's day so, I wanna wish everyone a ha—wish all the women a happy one, and a safe one too.

I support women's rights and their freedom to choose in what they do and everything.

[''Chris raises his hand to his face and points at his eyes, which are staring blankly at his TV screen, and not into the camera''] My eyes are up here!

[''After a moment of silence, Chris puts his arm back down behind him, returning to the awkward stance he had before''] 'kay...Yeah...So anyway [''Chris raises his arms up in a surrendering notion''] be sexy as ya like, ladies!

[''Chris now awkwardly maneuvers himself to show the camera his butt, though still staring at the TV, and sings in a higher pitched voice''] I'm sexy too, look at my booty! [''Chris then proceeds to slap himself in the ass before shifting and standing awkwardly, puffing out his chest and giving his "seductive" face for a few uncomfortable seconds'']

Also if you're free to do that, so, free the nipple. [''Chris pulls down the front of his tank top and exposing his nipples, he attempts to bounce them for a second before covering then back up''] Um, D-cups. Lady Cups. Enjoy.

Everybody have a good day, do what 'cha like. [''Chris turns and points at what's presumed to be a clock off-screen''] 'Specially for the remainder as I'm putting this in at the near last minute. Have a good day.

[[''Chris attempts to turn off the camera, as a look of confusion grows on his face before it cuts to the termination screen. After several seconds of fumbling with buttons, the video ends.'']

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary

2016-03-21T06:08:29Z

LucidFox:

'''CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary''' is a livestream Chris did on 20 [[March 2016]], in which he plays the [[Autism Tutorial]] (created 2011) and rambles on over it.

==Video==
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| name = CWC`s Autism Tutorial with Director Commentary
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DjH788cIzEk}}
| stardate = 20 [[March 2016]]
| style = {{Reason|text}}
|subject= {{Galpals|text}}
| shirt = lilac T-shirt
| previous = [[Happy Women's Day‎]]
| next =
}}
</center>

==Transcript==

{{Transcription}}
{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Extra]]|nextlink=n/a|}}
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

Update: 2/25/16

2016-03-01T08:38:03Z

LucidFox:

"'''Update: 2/25/16'''" was, unsurprisingly, uploaded by [[Chris]] on 25 [[February 2016]] (one day after [[Christian Love Day|he turned 34]]).

His attempt to get people to buy a [[Sony|PS4]] for him predictably failed; instead, people sent him several gift cards with no money on them (as well as a non-winning lottery ticket, which some have said is a perfect metaphor for Chris's life). Instead of being grateful that people sent him anything at all, he instead whines about not getting what he wanted like a [[Borb|spoilt child]], even ending the video with a petulant "thanks for nothing".

What caught many Christorians off guard was that Chris seems to have [[Chris and his ego|seriously]] [[Autism|expected]] a stranger to throw hundreds of dollars at him for no reason other than that it was his birthday and he asked for it, with such confidence he would be obliged that not receiving a PS4 seems to have [[Crash into slumber|shocked him into a depressive state]]. These implicit assumptions are troubling as they indicate that months of receiving payments of as much as $1000 in exchange for little to no effort on his part have only worsened his already devastating entitlement issues. In light of this, there is perhaps no greater gift anyone could have given Chris this year than nothing at all.

He also seems to have taken [[CatKnight Interview 3|Arthur Spatchcock's advice]], and gave the fans the official voices of cartoon-adapted [[Comic Chris|Comic Christine]] and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] within this video. Finally the fans know what Sonichu's real voice is, and of course, it's pretty much Chris', but somehow even more [[Slow-in-the-minds|dumb]].

He also gets mad at ''[[South Park]]: The Stick of Truth'' because Cartman repeatedly calls the player character a "douchebag" (which Chris takes as [[Chris and reality|an insult towards him personally]]) - ignoring the fact that Cartman has always been characterized as an [[Chris|obnoxious jackass]], and that this is far from the worst thing he has done (c.f. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Tenorman_Must_Die "Scott Tenorman Must Die"], which [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails#Aftermath|he has referenced before]]).

[[Random-access humor]] and [[Donald Duck impersonation|horrible impersonations]] also return, most of which are curtailed from [[CWC 3D Voice Check|two of]] [[Cheesy!|his old]] [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]] (with the exception of Bing Bong from ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Out_%282015_film%29 Inside Out]'').

==Description==
{{Quotebox|Watch, Subscribe, and Watch again for more videos, Only on Cwcville Guardian: the Official and Authentic Source for a lot about Sonichu, as well as the author herself, Christine Weston Chandler.

Voucher for Destiny White PS4 Bundle (no PS4 Camera required) Offer extended to March 5, 2016.

[[Etsy|http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShop...]]

Coupon Code: FEB241982

Free Sonichu #4 Book with purchase of CWC Figure(s) (see earlier video for details; Expires March 17, 2016)}}

==Video==
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| name = Update: 2/25/16
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-xm2o4rDrmg}}
| stardate = 25 [[February 2016]]
| style = {{Tragedy|text}} {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt = Pink T-shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Update 02/16/2016]]
| next = [[Jeff is Beyond Denounced.]]
}}
</center>

==Transcript==
''[Chris drops something on his desk as the video starts. Worth noting is that both the [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]] are on his desk.]''

Hello, and welcome to another day... 'ere on the CwcvilleGuardian channel... ''[sigh]'' Christine Chandler here... alright, so... Mm. ''[Chris begins fiddling with his glasses]'' Aight, so yesterday was my 34th birthday... um... I ''have'' re''ceived''... and I... do ''not'' pro''mote'' such dishonesty... Gift cards that have... no activation... and no value or money on them at all. And also, I have received... another... piece of mail. This one had... a scratched-off lottery ticket that was ''not''--that was clearly not a winner. ''[Chris licks his lips]'' Alright?

And I certainly did not receive a PlayStation 4 console... [[Chris and English|even much less]] the white one with the ''Destiny'' game and all that... Still, I move forward, so... mm.

''[Chris reaches for something off-camera]''

But let's do something different today!

''[Chris pulls back, revealing he was reaching for [[Sonichu Amiibo#Custom Post 2011 Christine Weston Chandler Amiibo Figure (from Original Creator)|his tomgirl self-insert amiibo]].]''

Okay, a little voice acting.

''[Chris grabs all three of the amiibo on his desk, then sets Rosechu down.]''

Alright, so it's a cartoon series, I would definitely be voicing myself and Sonichu, and this is what he'd sound like--mm.

''[Chris rocks the figures back and forth as they "speak".]''

'''Christine:''' Hey, Sonichu, what's new?

'''Sonichu:''' ''[sounding like Chris's regular voice, only slightly higher pitched]'' Hey, mama, whatchu ''know?'' I'm doing OK with my wife, Rosey. ''[Chris slides her figure slightly closer to the others.]''

'''Rosechu:''' ''[in falsetto]'' Hello!

''[Chris breaks character for a moment]''

I'd get a femal-- I'd get a fem... woman to voice Rosechu for real. I don't know, somebody that sounds like... or similar ''to''... I dunno maybe, [[Britney Spears]] or... Katy Perry, or... hell, Meghan Trainor. I like her voice too. Mm.

''[Chris resumes voice acting]''

'''Christine:''' ''Ennnh'' yeah, yesterday was my [[birthday]]! So... I had low expectations for it, and I didn't get much about it... except... pretty much... birthday greetings, word of mouth, AND I had to buy my own cupcakes!

'''Sonichu:''' ''[Chris's regular voice]'' Oh that's a sha-- ''[slips back into "Sonichu" voice]'' Ohhh that's a shame, man! Mom! That's a shame, mom! Enh... Oh well! You get older, you find that people are not gonna care... as much about ya.

'''Christine:''' Enh... They only care about you on your own... ''[Chris slams figure of himself face first into desk]'' death bed. ''[flips figure to lie face up on desk, starts spinning it around]'' So that's ''anurr'' year on the old odometer. ''[inhales somewhat disgustedly, picks figure of himself upright again, and starts screeching while wobbling figure back and forth]''

'''Sonichu:''' ''[unintelligible, though clearly adding to Christine's screeching]''

'''Christine:''' ''[more screeching]''

''[licks lips as he finishes voice acting]''

Yeah. ''[blows a soft, sad raspberry]''

Hmm. Alright, um... also, um, those of you who have been watching my [[Playstation Network]] activity, you'd notice I've ha-had to go through my whole disk library once again, just because I've ended up having to... reformat my hard drive... after I... because of a corrupted... ''firmware file'' on it, that's... upsetting, but I've got that settled and fixed and... all the... games have been reinstalled and the DLC re-downloaded and everything, so... mm, ''[dissolves to gibberish]'' meh bdep blep bleh.

''[sigh]''

And yet, still no PS... 4! 'Cause I need to... catch back up! In the technology and everything. ''[sigh]'' Although, last night I did pu-- I did, uh-- I had-- already had purchased it on current, a copy of South Park: Stick of Truth. It's pretty good... the onl-- my only d-- the only downside that I really... did not like was, uh... actually two things. Could not be a girl! So I had to make the ''boy'' look like a girl. So that's one way of promoting being a transwoman. You dress up the new kid as a girl! And that wor-- And that works out. Mm.

And then also-- second part, I really... don't-- I really do not care for Cartman's attitude as well... and... it's not funny at all. ''[stammers]'' Y-yo-eh... You-- I enter my name as the character name, and get-- then he calls me... "Douchebag!" ''[shakes head disapprovingly]'' Seriously, Cartman... ''[raises voice, noticeably agitated]'' I'm the player! I'm gonna make progress in this game! ''[starts bashing figure of himself against desk as he rants]'' So don't you dare call me... a ''douchebag''! ''[slams figure one last time, pauses seeming to calm down]''

Ehh, well... ''[exhales frustratedly through pursed lips]'' and y'know... meanwhile... what else? ''[struggles to think of topics to discuss]'' What else, what else? ''[small sigh]'' Ahh, what else? ''[pause]'' What else?

I don't know much else, my brain's gone blank. Unngh... I have so much inside if-- built, poked[?] and pent up to my life, so it's no wonder my mind is constantl-- is constantly off and on blank. ''[blows small raspberry]''

Enngh... I'm sorry I can't b-- I'm sorry I'm... not so funny, but... if I ca-- if I don't feel it, then it just doesn't come up... as easily.

Oh well! In a trial of being funny... [playful voice] And now for some [[Random Access Humor|random, silly things]]!

''[pause as he thinks]''

Hey look, a monkey. Hi, monkey! Aaaaaaah! Quit throwin' me outta the damn plane![?]

''[Chris repeats it, because it was so good the first time]''

Hi, monkey! Aaaah! Quit throwin' me outta the damn plane!

''[long pause]''

It's plays out better in my head. It doesn't actually have characters.

Ehh, what else is there? Alright... well redoing vocal impressions.

And now here's Cheese from [[wikipedia:Foster's_Home_for_Imaginary_Friends|''Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'']]:

''[grating, nasally voice]'' I like chocolate milk! Tinkle tinkle in the car, you should really use a jar! Prizes![?] I like cereal! I'm not a tampon! My name is Cheese! Do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again!

[lower voice] Autobots! Transform, and roll out! Ffff--

[restrained voice] I'm Meatwad, a ball of meat. Ffff--

[nasally voice, similar to last one] Egegegegegegegegeg. I speak Spanish, every day! Ffff--

[silly voice] Stop in the name of the law! Sorry about that chief!

[lower silly voice] [[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Idiots!]] ''[raspberry, starts singing tune]'' Nununununununununununununu.

[sings different tune] Bing Bong, Bing Bong, who's the friend that likes to play? ''[picks up figures and dances them around the desk]'' Bing Bong, Bing Bong, nanananananana! Bing Bong, Bing Bong, entertainment value! Bing Bong, Bing Bong... ''[peters out, keeps dancing figures around for a bit]''

Alright, well anyway... subscribe! Subscribe to my channel to get updates on... well, me, Sonichu, my store on [[Etsy]], Cwcville Shopping... and, uh... everything else nearly related, ''ourgh''-- or of interest.

''[sigh]''

I'm stuck in a... moody mode, so... oh well. Right, so... thanks for the mail and then... [[Chris and his ego|thanks for nothing]]! Alright. Well, be another update... in about a week or s-- week or... give or take. Have a good day, thank you.

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:ListOfVideos/2015

2016-02-06T08:04:23Z

LucidFox:

*'''[[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|Dry Dry Desert]]''' ''23 [[April 2015]]'' (1:02) {{Video games}} Chris shows off his prowess at Mario Kart 8.
*'''[[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land Again|Sherbet Land]]''' ''23 [[April 2015]]'' (1:02) {{Video games}} More gameplay footage of Chris's Mario Kart 8 endeavors.
*'''[[Impulse Gay Social Club#Tip1|Tip1]]''' ''24 [[May 2015]]'' (0:10) {{Homos}} {{Music}} First of three leaked by heyyyJackiePie on the forums, showing Chris enjoying a performance at the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]].
*'''[[Impulse Gay Social Club#Tip2|Tip2]]''' ''24 [[May 2015]]'' (1:31) {{Homos}} {{Music}} Second leaked video showing another performance at the club, with Chris in a slightly larger role.
*'''[[Impulse Gay Social Club#Wooooo!|Wooooo!]]''' ''24 [[May 2015]]'' (0:42) {{Homos}} {{Music}} Last one leaked, featuring Chris showing his dance skills with another human being.
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC Mii Showcase|CWC Mii Showcase]]''' ''14 [[October 2015]]'' (0:50) {{Video games}} Chris and his parents fight enemies in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Jerkops and Janekops|Jerkops and Janekops]]''' ''14 [[October 2015]]'' (0:53) {{Video games}} Chris offs the pigs in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWC vs Autism|CWC vs Autism]]''' ''14 [[October 2015]]'' (3:15) {{Video games}} Triune Chris conquers autism in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Slaweel Vs Count Graduon|Slaweel Vs Count Graduon]]''' ''14 [[October 2015]]'' (3:15) {{Video games}} Enemies face off in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Slaweel Ryam|Slaweel Ryam]]''' ''14 [[October 2015]]'' (3:15) {{Video games}} The witch battles law enforcement figures in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Autism Takeover|Autism Takeover]]''' ''17 [[October 2015]]'' (3:15) {{Video games}} Jerkops fight autism and lose in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#CWCs Vs Autism Round 2|CWCs Vs Autism Round 2]]''' ''17 [[October 2015]]'' (3:15) {{Video games}} Chris plays Kick the Autistic in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Thank You from Christine Chandler]]''' ''17 [[October 2015]]'' (1:17) {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} Chris thanks his [[fanbase]] for giving him [[money]].
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*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#I Vs the foes|I Vs the foes]]''' ''26 [[October 2015]]'' (3:15) {{Video games}} Chris fights three enemies in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#I Vs a horde|I Vs a horde]]''' ''26 [[October 2015]]'' (3:15) {{Video games}} Chris battles a multiracial slew of jerkops in Super Smash Bros.
*'''[[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.]]''' ''29 [[October 2015]]'' (3:45) {{Homos}} {{Comics}} {{Reason}} {{Tomgirl}} Chris tries to persuade his fans that he is [[Chris and remorse|sorry]] for hating [[homos]].
*'''[[HelloLadyFans]]''' ''1 [[November 2015]]'' (2:29) {{Sex}} {{Homos}} {{Crazy}} {{Tomgirl}} Chris attempts to seduce his female [[fanbase]].
*'''[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]''' ''10 [[November 2015]]'' (3:15) {{Reason}} Chris tries to guilt-trip [[Cole Smithey|his]] [[Minor Family Members|half-siblings]] into helping out his [[Barbara Chandler|elderly mother]].
*'''[[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]''' ''11 [[November 2015]]'' (8:29) {{Comics}} {{Comedy}} Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.
*'''[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]''' ''12 [[November 2015]]'' (13:13) {{Comics}} {{Reason}} Chris pledges a great degree of rewards to those who donate to his [[Etsy]] page.
*'''[[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.]]''' ''15 [[November 2015]]'' (0:26) {{Reason}} Chris confirms to his adoring [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] that it is indeed him who is posting videos to the CwcvilleGuardian [[YouTube]] account. For a video with the longest title to date, it's surprisingly short.
*'''[[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]]''' ''15 [[November 2015]]'' (5:46) {{Reason}} Chris offers special [[Wikipedia:Black Friday (shopping)|Black Friday]] bonuses on his Sonichu merch.
*'''[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]''' ''17 [[November 2015]]'' (3:09) {{Smug}} Chris calls out a trans woman named Francine for distributing unofficial Sonichu merchandise.
*'''[[Reaching Out to Game Developers.]]''' ''19 [[November 2015]]'' (6:02) {{Comics}} {{Video games}} {{Smug}} Chris returns to his e-begging for gaming companies to pick up his idea for a Sonichu game.
*'''[[I Am me; He is not]]''' ''19 [[November 2015]]'' (14:30) {{Comics}} {{Video games}} {{Rage}} {{Smug}} Chris reaffirms her identity as the true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and implores her fans to boycott Francine and her unofficial merchandise
*'''[[Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.]]''' ''20 [[November 2015]]'' (8:45) {{Smug}} Chris reads out a list [[Chris and reality|unrealistic]] demands from Jeff, then reads Jeff's sarcastic apology, [[Autism|completely missing the sarcasm]].
*'''[[Super Smash Bros. Videos#Female Autism Mii Now Available!|Female Autism Mii Now Available!]]''' ''25 [[November 2015]]'' (3:22) {{Video games}} Chris uses Super Smash Bros. gameplay to advertise yet another new [[Amiibo]] for sale on [[Etsy]].
*'''[[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping#Blake Sonichu Friday Update|Blake Sonichu Friday Update]]''' ''25 [[November 2015]]'' (5:56) {{Reason}} Chris releases an old video, [[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]], with minor changes to reflect new [[Etsy]] sales.
*'''[[Sonichu and Rosechu's folksy Theme Song]]''' ''29 [[November 2015]]'' (0:53) {{Music}} {{Crazy}} Chris sings the theme song for his [[Sonichu]] franchise.
*'''[[Family and Couples Figures Available for collecting and purchase. Also Sandy and Zapina Rosechu.]]''' ''29 [[November 2015]]'' (0:56) {{Reason}} Chris shills his [[Sonichu Amiibo]] for the holiday season.
*'''[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]''' ''29 [[November 2015]]'' (14:59) {{Rage}} Chris instructs his [[fanbase]] to impose an embargo on local stores which have refused to unban him since [[26 December 2014]].
*'''[[Embargo Update 12/2/2015]]''' ''2 [[December 2015]]'' (0:43) {{Reason}} Chris follows up on his [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|previous video]], strongly suggesting that his fans make [[Facebook]] posts excoriating his enemies.
*'''[[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.]]''' ''6 [[December 2015]]'' (4:15) {{Reason}} Chris demonstrates the steps he is taking to flower into a beautiful [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|woman]].
*'''[[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!]]''' ''7 [[December 2015]]'' (10:02) {{Reason}} {{Rage}} Chris responds to a letter he has received from [[GameStop]] by further encouraging his [[fanbase]] to protest against the company's discriminatory policies.
*'''[[Seasons Greetings]]''' ''13 [[December 2015]]'' (2:55) {{Reason}} Chris wishes everybody a happy holiday then demands gifts and money.
*'''[[A little song and dance]]''' ''15 [[December 2015]]'' (2:09) {{Music}} {{Crazy}} Chris awkwardly dances, jiggling his man-breasts to the tune of ''Sensual Seduction'' by Snoop Dogg.
*'''[[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]''' ''15 [[December 2015]]'' (6:25) {{Reason}} {{Crazy}} Chris sings his very own awful version of ''The Twelve Days of Christmas''.
*'''[[Jungle bells|Jungle Bells]]''' ''18 [[December 2015]]'' (2:34) {{Music}} {{Crazy}} Chris butchers another song and comments on two shirts fans sent in.
*'''[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]''' ''22 [[December 2015]]'' (2:46) {{Music}} {{Reason}} Chris offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate [[Chris and money|$50]] to him before 24 December 2015, and proceeds to reference a CollegeHumor song about Donald Trump.
*'''[[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]''' ''25 [[December 2015]]'' (2:34) {{Music}} {{Crazy}} Chris makes the only video as a result of the previous campaign, mysteriously sending greetings to someone who didn't even donate $50 in the first place.

Update 01/12/2016

2016-01-16T06:19:31Z

LucidFox:

'''Update 01/12/2016''' was of course, created on 12 January 2016. In this video, Chris gets jealous that someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party, and [[Hypocrisy|ironically]] gets upset that someone is [[Copyright|ripping off]] [[Brand loyalty|his merchandise]], claiming infringement left and right. His foe is the "Francine" character he [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|doxxed in November]]. Now, as then, he refers to Francine as "he-she" or simply "he" and by her male name, showing exactly how deep his professed new attitudes on LGBT affairs run.

Chris took the video down before long for unknown reasons.

== Description ==
{{quotebox|I Do NOT endorse Ouzuo's Sleepover Party at all.}}

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 01/12/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EnbjREQxSwY}}
| stardate = 12 [[January 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]
|next =
}}

== Transcription ==
''Chris's voice is unusually quiet, and his expression is warped. He's clearly upset.''

Hello everybody, good evening. ''([[Stress sigh|sigh]])'' I'm in a bit of a mood right now, not to upset my current business inputs and whatnot, buuut...

I want to make a few thi-I want to make one thing very very clear, er, with the, er, individual... er, (???) male to female Jeff/Francine, Ouzuo's over in Seattle, Washington... hmm, has pretended to ''be'' me and er, made knockoff merchandise on my watch and he's- he has been requested to pay me and wrote to me and hasn't done so yet. Also er...

''Chris breathes deeply.''

His infringement on the use of my Sonichu character is still being- is under [[English|quite]] debate, especially since because... I have not personally authorised or agreed to most anything yet, of him using my characters and likene- and likeness or whatnot. So therefore everything he is selling on his stores online...

'''No good.''' 'Specially by MY viewpoint. Aaaand... in his own strange mind, in his ide- he has the idea quote/unquote I'm sharing the rights to Sonichu with him, TO-tally false. That is not the case at all.

And also, also upon which-AH, he is infringing on my Sonichu rights as well, including-ah, as including as stated in this invitations to his- his up- his upcoming party, claiming of a quote/unquote new Sonichu amiibo figure, he's playing off the old standby fake, cus it's only using the default "Sonic" pose, and y'all know the pose I put my- put the official Sonichu figures IN, and as they SHOULD be... He's totally infringing.

So, to recap... Jeff Ouzuo's... Francine Ouzuo's... needs to be taken down... He-she still needs to pay the royalties to me very much, aaand do not go to his/her party whatsoever.

That's about it... Thankyou and have a good, safe day 'n' night.

Update 01/12/2016

2016-01-16T06:17:51Z

LucidFox: replace deleted video

'''Update 01/12/2016''' was of course, created on 12 January 2016. In this video, Chris gets jealous that someone else is holding a lesbian sleepover party, and [[Hypocrisy|ironically]] gets upset that someone is [[Copyright|ripping off]] [[Brand loyalty|his merchandise]], claiming infringement left and right. His foe is the "Francine" character he [[Doxing Jeff/Francine|doxxed in November]]. Now, as then, he refers to Francine as "he-she" or simply "he" and by her male name, showing exactly how deep his professed new attitudes on LGBT affairs run.

Chris took the video down before long for unknown reasons.

== Description ==
{{quotebox|I Do NOT endorse Ouzuo's Sleepover Party at all.}}

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Update 01/12/2016
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EnbjREQxSwY}}
| stardate = 12 [[January 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]]
|next =
}}

== Transcription ==
''Chris's voice is unusually quiet, and his expression is warped. He's clearly upset.''

Hello everybody, good evening. ''([[Stress sigh|sigh]])'' I'm in a bit of a mood right now, not to upset my current business inputs and whatnot, buuut...

I want to make a few thi-I want to make one thing very very clear, er, with the, er, individual... er, (???) male to female Jeff/Francine, Ouzuo's over in Seattle, Washington... hmm, has pretended to ''be'' me and er, made knockoff merchandise on my watch and he's- he has been requested to pay me and wrote to me and hasn't done so yet. Also er...

''Chris breathes deeply.''

His infringement on the use of my Sonichu character is still being- is under [[English|quite]] debate, especially since because... I have not personally authorised or agreed to most anything yet, of him using my characters and likene- and likeness or whatnot. So therefore everything he is selling on his stores online...

'''No good.''' 'Specially by MY viewpoint. Aaaand... in his own strange mind, in his ide- he has the idea quote/unquote I'm sharing the rights to Sonichu with him, TO-tally false. That is not the case at all.

And also, also upon which-AH, he is infringing on my Sonichu rights as well, including-ah, as including as stated in this invitations to his- his up- his upcoming party, claiming of a quote/unquote new Sonichu amiibo figure, he's playing off the old standby fake, cus it's only using the default "Sonic" pose, and y'all know the pose I put my- put the official Sonichu figures IN, and as they SHOULD be... He's totally infringing.

So, to recap... Jeff Ouzuo's... Francine Ouzuo's... needs to be taken down... He-she still needs to pay the royalties to me very much, aaand do not go to his/her party whatsoever.

That's about it... Thankyou and have a good, safe day 'n' night.

Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement

2016-01-07T07:00:17Z

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Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.

2016-01-07T07:00:04Z

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'''Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.''' is a video released on 6 January 2016 in which Chris transparently tries to net himself [[china]] by announcing a sleepover at his [[14 Branchland Court|very own house]]. This video also shows that Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] totem from his [[Graduation]] survived the [[Destruction of Chris's House]], and it also shows [[Pollo]] on video for the first time. Pollo is noticeably more friendly towards Chris than [[20 December 2009|previous cats]]. Chris, as is now to be expected, uses his unconvincing attempt at a female voice.

Chris's corresponding post on Facebook indicates that a [[Gal pal|"gal friend"]] will be co-hosting the event; besides this [[Troll|mystery person]] , the only woman expected to show up is [[Barbara Chandler|Barb.]]

{{Infobox/video
| name = Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UMFZKsSMI-Y}}
| stardate = 6 [[January 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]
}}

== Transcription ==
''Chris is seated on his bed, the light shining off the bald pate at the front of his head. The iconic (and creepy) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] totem from his [[Graduation]] is sitting on a chest of drawers to the left, while [[Pollo]] is walking around the bed next to Chris.''

Hello ladies! Once again Christine Chandler coming to you live from home!

(In a cutesy voice) Here's my cat!

(Barely intelligible) Meet my cat! Now I have two cats!

But that's not why I'm making this video. I am making this video because I would like to let y'all know about the ''lesbian slumber party'' that I am planning on, the date has not been set yet, but I am extending the invitations... So let me know that you would like to attend to day.. to my night in Christine email address listed below this uh, video, and we can have a night of fun and frivilow... frivolous activities and the application is open to all straight, lesbian and biseshual women. So go on out and we'll have a sex-y time. "[Pulls at the collar of his shirt as if to show off his cleavage]" Thank you veh much!

''Chris succeeds at switching off the camera with his remote.''

{{Transcription}}

Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement

2016-01-06T08:04:53Z

LucidFox:

'''Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement''' is a video in which Chris makes an open invitation for lesbians to come to his [[14 Branchland Court|filthy pigsty of a house]] and have a [[Love Quest|slumber party.]] Note the fire damaged [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] statue which will be staring at them should any desperate and depraved lesbian take Chris up on his invitation.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UMFZKsSMI-Y}}
| stardate = 6 [[January 2016]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]
}}

== Transcript ==

Hello ladies. Once again Christine Chandler coming to you live from home. Meet my cat (garbled gibberish about his cat).

But that's not why I'm making this video. I am making this video because I would like to let yall know about the lesbian slumber party that... I am planning on. The day has not been set yet but I am extending the invitations. So... Let me know if you'd like to attend to.. to my Madame Christine email address listed below this... ah... video and we can have a night of fun and frivolous activities.

And the application's open to all straight, lesbian, and bisexual women. So come on out and we'll have a sexy time.

Thank you very much.

$50 for a video holiday greeting!

2016-01-01T10:49:49Z

LucidFox:

'''$50 for a video holiday greeting!''' is a video released 22 December 2015 in which Chris, standing next to his Christmas tree, offers personalized holiday video messages to people who donate $50 to him before 24 December 2015. He lets us preview a cringe-worthy video message to one Jane Doe.

Chris addresses those who have purchased Sonichu Amiibo figurines. Then, for no reason at all, Chris butchers yet another Christmas song, ''Sleigh Ride''. It is apparent that Chris only knows one line of the song. Chris repeatedly references the [[Lovely Weather|Lovely Weather]], who, lest we forget, is Chris' future wife from [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]. As if we hadn't had enough, he treats us to a half-assed rendition of a CollegeHumor parody posted earlier that week that criticizes Donald Trump's presidential campaign. It comes as a relief that Chris says that he isn't going to vote for Trump, but it is very likely that his opinion of the candidate is based on popular culture and not on his actual political beliefs (if he has any).

Surprisingly, his camera controller actually works this time.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = $50 for a video holiday greeting!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|YmgS8Q2ymeo}}
| stardate = 22 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = Plain red
| previous = [[Jungle bells]]
| next = [[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]
}}

== Transcription ==

Hello, once again! Merry Christmas and all that rot. So we're bored tonight at my home again and yeah. I, uh, that's a little Christmas tree. And we- my mom and I, we decorated it recently. So that's delightful. Hm. Anyway, I'm making this video to inform everyone that up until the end of December 24th, uh, with the $50 donation, I'll do a vid- I'll do a video request and shout-out holiday greeting to an- to anybody y'all might request. So, it's like, you know, here's a free samp- so here's a sample.

''[singsong voice]'' "Hello Jane Doe! Whatcha know! We're gonna have a holiday show! Thanks for comin' around on the tree TOP ''[pause]'' tonight. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

''[pause]'' So it's as simple as that. And uh- and also, ''[sigh]'' this is gonna be an [unintelligible] shipped out all these Sonichu figures... I had to make them in the rush, but the- but hopefully they'll get to y'all on Thursday or if not, then Saturday. So definitely go by the post office Saturday morning if you don't get them on Thursday.

And, uh... also, another thing I had on my mind– okay, well, yeah you can put- you can- umm, in lack of having com- having completed some versions of the lyr- the song lyrics that I parodied with, so. It's like you could do this–

''[starts singing a tune that vaguely resembles Sleigh Ride]'' Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather. ''[pause]'' So make it put that on the track and make it think I'm singing. That one little line where it's all lovely weather...

Although, I did enjoy from CollegeHumor recently, ''[to the tune of You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch]'' You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.

So anyway, yeah, $50 donation will get you a holiday greeting video that I'll upload and... your choice, either I can have it publicly live or leave it unlisted and either way I'll send you the link through the message. Thank you, have a good day.

''[shuts camera off]''

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Jungle bells]]|nextlink=[[Holiday Greetings to Karen Riley]]|}}

{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Jungle bells

2015-12-21T07:08:57Z

LucidFox:

'''Jungle bells''' was a video uploaded on 18th [[December 2015]], in which Chris sings a garbled version of "[[Wikipedia:The 4 Seasons Greetings|Jungle Bells]]", a [[parody]] of "[[Wikipedia:Jingle Bells|Jingle Bells]]" sung by [[Wikipedia:The Four Seasons (band)|The Four Seasons]] in 1962; almost certainly an old record of [[Bob]]'s.

Furthermore, Chris also shows off two new shirts that anonymous people have sent him. Ever the picture of gratitude, he lets everyone know just how much he hates one of them.

==Description==
{{quotebox|"Dashing through the trees, Swinging vine to vine."}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Jungle bells
| video = {{#ev:youtube|e_wIkbkd2JA}}
| stardate = 18 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = [[Christmas]], {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
| next =
}}

==Transcription==

Hellooo! Happy day, happy day, fun day! Very good day so far. Hm. I got the shirt in the mail, whoever bought it. Thank you, this is really nice, I like this. I like this. It's positive. You know, pony, good, like Rain-Boom. Nice. I'll tell you something else, uh, another shirt that came in recently also, alright. ''[holds up a new shirt]'' Princess Celestia. Hm. Yeah. It made me smile, but then. ''[holds up bottom half of the shirt, which reads: Troll Harder]'' I hate Internet memes. Especially def- especially those that have trolls or boys on them. ''[shakes head]'' Are you serious? Mmm. ''[shakes head again with a big frown]'' Anyway, pbbt. ''[drops shirt]'' So, I'll be, uh, definitely drawing that up- drawing that facial expression up later. But right now here's another Christmas tune that somebody can put music to. And uh, good stuff. Alright. ''[holds controller up, then puts it down]'' Oh well.

''[to rhythm of Jingle Bells]'' Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun.

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, fwam! ''[pretends to whack into tree]''

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way.

''[akin to Tarzan, holding onto imaginary vine]'' o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oHHHHHHHHHH, whafmph! ''[holds out arms]''

Dashing through the trees, fumping vine to vine, o-er the fields we go, laughing all the way.

Bells on bob- er, raindrops on leaves rain, making spirits bright, what fun it is to laugh and sing a SWINGING song tonight!

Oh, jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!

Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! WHAM!

Jungle bells, Tarzan smells, George of the Jungle!

Swinging through the forest, vine to vine. Watch out for that tree! PHEW!

''[finishes singing and holds up controller again]''

Anyhow, another new song, another new day. Donations still appreciated very much, and continue ordering. I'm doin the best I can to try to get- get- the last- the uh- old- the uh- the oldest orders out before the holiday. Thank you. Have a good day.

''(Selfie remote refuses to work)''

Hm.

{{Music Videos}}

A little song and dance

2015-12-16T06:40:04Z

LucidFox:

'''A little song and dance''' is a bizarre video of Chris showing off his masterful choreography skills by dancing "seductively" to ''Sensual Seduction'' by Snoop Dogg. It was uploaded December 15, 2015. In the video, Chris never speaks, but can be seen shaking his chest in front of the camera, bending over backwards, and generally displaying his complete ineptitude at dancing and/or being self aware. His facial expression, while undoubtedly intended to be sexy and seductive, looks more like Chris has just smelled something foul.

The audience is treated to a stunning view of Chris' [[Obesity|fupa]] and plumber's crack. At several moments throughout the video it is made clear that Chris is making it up entirely on the spot– it's no surprise to see that once again Chris has [[Chris and reality|no idea what he's doing.]]

Chris' motivations for creating this video are unknown.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A little song and dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GevY7tLRvcY}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = Turquoise Tank
| previous = [[Seasons Greetings]]
| next = [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]]
}}

==Transcription==

0:00-0:10– Music fades in. Chris begins to shimmy, and approaches too close to the camera to where only his chest is visible.

0:11-0:20– Chris jiggles his "breasts" in front of the camera and backs away from the camera, trying to shimmy in the same fashion as before, but simply cannot.

0:21-0:30– Chris spins around once causing his tank top to rise. He then proceeds to shake his ass in our direction.

0:31-0:40– Again, too close to the camera, Chris spins twice before treating us to more boob jiggles.

0:41-1:00– Arm waves preceded and followed by hip gyrations in a counter-clockwise motion.

1:01- 1:15– Chris appears to have changed his mind on the last turn, stands awkwardly for a moment, and then turns again, this time violently shaking his ass.

1:16-1:25– Chris lifts his arms up to the air and bends over backwards, causing us to worry that he might fall. Then he turns and bows toward us.

1:26-1:40– Another shimmy. Chris fixes his headband, and then starts shimmying closer for yet another boob jiggle. When will it end?

1:41-1:50– Backing up and bowing toward the camera again, Chris tries again at the arm waves followed by shimmies.

1:51-2:00– Chris is now a belly dancer.

2:01-2:09– Chris concludes with shimmies and then attempts to turn off his camera with the remote. It doesn't work, and he approaches the camera to turn it off manually.''

Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas

2015-12-16T06:38:30Z

LucidFox:

'''Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas''' was uploaded just a few hours after Chris's bizarre dance video on 15th December 2015. Here, Chris shows off a Christmas song in which he <strike>babbles</strike> teaches us about transistor radios, how numbers are letters, jazzy hits, and something about a big fat hen. He also begs for more shekels.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Enjoy. :)}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AR26rVSveO8}}
| stardate = 15 [[December 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[A little song and dance]]
| next =
}}

==Transcription==

''(begins playing a Christmas song on his iPhone)''

Seasons greetings and happy holidays, everybody!

Christine Chandler here. And er, I've come bearing a... variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic, the Twelve Days of Christmas. But we'll skip the repetition and somebody else can put- the singing parts with the tune.

And so with that, errr, on with the list!

["Horrible singing voice"] On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me the instant classic the {"gibberish"] transistor radioooooh! ["Pumps fist in a look of success"]

It was a nakashuma! Mark 4! That was the model that was discontinued it gave me a leather carrying case ["very excited now"] with holes in it so you can listen to it ["Chris makes a gesture up to his ear as if he is holding the radio"] and it gave me this little wire that had an end that, one end you stick in the ear and the other end you can't stick anywhere because, it's bent.

["begins singing again"] On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me the numerical alphabet. ["Holds up a napkin with what looks like a number 2 written on it in sharpie"]

Alright, so, this is, it look like the number two! But guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. 2 to Q! and the anonymous decision in my own mental head, two is officially a letter. And not only that, but, between the two and the five, you also get the "S" and "Z". And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet, zero is an "O", one an "i", and the "L"...with the common link to number 7 that's also an L, but the number 7, with or without the cross, can still be the capital F! And the number three is the, uh, ["singing"] "E, M, N, W". ["Thumbs up and a cheeky grin"] And uh, shoot, four..four! four! is uh, "H" and a "Y" ["Puts hand up as if he was waving"] Hi! And also, like, the number six and nine, four, six, and nine, are "B", "D", "P", "Q". Ah, let's see four, five, six, seven, and number eight! It can only be, the letter, "B"! But also, ["high pitched"] infinity!

And then, with that nonsense out of the way, ["begins singing"] On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me freeee, freshhh, fishhhh. I've got a fish would you like to make a wish! You're gonna do-you got yourself a fish? Now order a new side dish! Make a wish!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...or rather she reminded me that I have not forgotten!? Anything or anyone. ["cheeky grin"]

And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the jazzy hits from the good ole jumpin' jiiiverra.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me the job of pickin' up...sticks!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me born female, angelic women and ladies, of all races and religions and what-nock, make, lesbians, bi-sensuals, straight, the drag kings, and the transmales that have "not" have the operation change yet... whatsoever.

["wipes sweat off his forehead"] Sorry, dudes. ["chuckles"]

And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love...to me a late train of thought. ["puts hand on head"] The [unintelligible] of autism! Veooo make me forget. Pth.

And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a share of the platinum mine Santa baby gave to her last year.

And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ["dances and repeats gibberish about a big fat hen"]

And on the eleventh day of Christmas a bling clock tower of London! Big Ben!

And on the twelth day of Christmas, although it may seem straaaange...on the twelfth day of christmas, I'm going to exchaaaange...twelve drummers stri-drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milkin, seven swans-a-swimmin', six geese laying, fiveee golden raaaaangs, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear ["high pitched"] treeeeeeeeeee!

["clicks selfie remote button, doesn't work"] I might have more...redone holiday hits in the next few days before Christmas of 2015, but that's still to be determined. Donations are still greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders. Figures and everything, and up until Christmas day donations of 100 dollars or greater get one additional figure of their own choice, though I can't guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly d-appreciated, and I-but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts or donations be-less than ten dorrars, but the options are now there on my Etsy listing. And that's a ["gibberish"] because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it. Or at least a few of them are unable to find it. D-it's got a big ol' blue background, double letter's-yellow letters, DONATION!

Thank you, have a good safe day, Merry Christmas.
{{Transcription}}

==External links==
* [https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]

Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.

2015-12-08T05:49:42Z

LucidFox:

{{Honest}}
'''Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.''' is a video Chris uploaded to his [[YouTube]] channel on 6 [[December 2015]]. It is full of [[honest content]].

Chris puts on his signature female voice to help convince us all he's truly trans, and shows off his [[obesity]] by 'buttering' his stomach in Oestrogel. He talks of the significant increase in his breasts, when they look like the same man boobs we all know and love. He also demonstrates how he puts two vibes in his bra. We would like to take this time to remind you that these expensive hormones are bought with taxpayer money.

==Health Risks for Chris==

Oestrogel, like any other drug, has side effects, some of which can be [[Chris and health|serious health risks for Chris]]. Doctors do not recommend that women who are overweight or obese use Oestrogel and side effects include fluid retention, weight changes, rise in blood pressure, and blood clots. Nor is gender transitioning an approved or well-studied purpose for the drug in topical form.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Go to Violet for Transgender transitioning tips and advice, better than I could ever provide.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8xaIcidBMZ2dKQSTpyrtAg}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dxpRkMxTMAE}}
| stardate = 6 [[December 2015]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{Cwcbra2|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris is seated and wearing a [[muscle bra|bra]].'']

[''high-pitched''] Hello everybody! It’s me once again, and we’re gonna do a [[fanbase|fan]] request tonight. [''normal voice resumed''] I’m gonna show off uh, among which among the trans, among the way I’m transitioning [''sexy hair flip''] and being a [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender person, transwoman]]. I’ll apply some Oestrogel. And uh, actually I would personally recommend for, you know, their transitioning tips and uh, experience from someone who’s more, who’s actually farther ahead than I am, I’m... yeah, and in my subscriptions, uh, it’s uh, her name is Violet. Her channel is violet4151, right here on [[YouTube]]. And she pretty much, just did it from start to finish, recorded everything, so I pretty much recommend going to her for other advice and input.

Well for now we’re gonna show you how to apply some Oestrogel. [''Holds up grooved plastic strip to camera.''] Uh, it goes, you rub it [''rubs stomach''] down here usually, all over, and it comes with tubes, it comes with a spatula, it’s got little grooves on, right dere. From one to the udder, that’s the amount of space you want to put, uh, for the...amount. [''Unscrews cap and begins squeezing the medication on the strip.''] So, yeah, I mark it with my, mark the inside end with my thumb and move from one end of the groove to the other. And of course, when the tube gets empty, then that’s, it can be-, get, it can be more difficult to get it out.
But yeah, after you get down dere and you just [''begins smearing the stuff on his belly''] rub it on there like butter on bread! Up and down. And you do this once a night for up to 24 to 28 days out of the month, and then you take the three-to-seven-day break for the remaining days, up until when you start up th-, start up the, the routine again for the following month.

And uh, on the other, and then on the second thing that I have actually confirmed plausible, [''reaches behind himself and brings out blue plastic things with wires attached''] uh, the vibrating brassiere, or at least what I did, and I took a couple of remote-control vibrating eggs that uh, take two AA batteries at the very least, or triple-As, I guess they could be easily replace, replaceable inexpensively. I like to, I tend to keep my shirt on, so [''begins to stuff them in his bra''] I slip ‘em ‘bout, one right dere...oh, I mean, I wanna do it where the wire is, facing my back, so...one dere, one dere, and then I just turn them both on full blast. [''activates eggs, which buzz''] And I like to go, and I like get, let that going for about fifteen to thirty minutes a day. And I have found that after the uh, the first week of trying this, I have found a significant increase to my bust size. [''sucks in gut and thrusts out bosom''] Little bit better than D, I’m sure, but I haven’t used a measuring tape yet, but I have...yeah, I have seen the difference in my, in my shadow on the wall, and just looking down upon them. So anyway, you wanna do that fifteen to thirty minutes a day. [''pulls eggs out from bra''] And uh, even if it, and it may vary, or you might be at your maximum breast, brecks size, because genetics. Anyway, so even, even if it doesn’t work out, just, [''cups breasts''] it feels good, the vibrations there. [''shows profile again'']

Anyway, uh, so, once again, for other transwoman tips I definitely recommend going to Violet’s channel. I’ll put a little link on the, underneath this video, and uh, it’s also, she’s also on my subscription list as well, so that’s my recommendation. Mm, thank you very much and have a good day. [''fumbles with how to turning off the camera for ten seconds.''] Mm. [''mumbles about the remote'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Embargo Update 12/2/2015]]|nextlink=|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.

2015-12-07T20:32:23Z

LucidFox:

{{Honest}}
'''Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.''' is a video Chris uploaded to his [[YouTube]] channel on 6 [[December 2015]]. It is full of [[honest content]].

Chris puts on his signature female voice to help convince us all he's truly trans, and shows off his [[obesity]] by 'buttering' his stomach in Oestrogel. He talks of the significant increase in his breasts, when they look like the same man boobs we all know and love. He also demonstrates how he puts two vibes in his bra. We would like to take this time to remind you that these expensive hormones are bought with taxpayer money.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Go to Violet for Transgender transitioning tips and advice, better than I could ever provide.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8xaIcidBMZ2dKQSTpyrtAg}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dxpRkMxTMAE}}
| stardate = 6 [[December 2015]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = {{Cwcbra2|text}}
| previous = [[Embargo Update 12/2/2015]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris is seated and wearing a [[muscle bra|bra]].'']

[''high-pitched''] Hello everybody! It’s me once again, and we’re gonna do a [[fanbase|fan]] request tonight. I’m gonna show off uh, among which among the trans, among the way I’m transitioning and being a [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender person, transwoman]]. I’ll apply some Oestrogel. And uh, actually I would personally recommend for, you know, their transitioning tips and uh, experience from someone who’s more, who’s actually farther ahead than I am, I’m... yeah, and in my subscriptions, uh, it’s uh, her name is Violet. Her channel is violet4151, right here on [[YouTube]]. And she pretty much, just did it from start to finish, recorded everything, so I pretty much recommend going to her for other advice and input.

Well for now we’re gonna show you how to apply some Oestrogel. [''Holds up grooved plastic strip to camera.''] Uh, it goes, you rub it [''rubs stomach''] down here usually, all over, and it comes with tubes, it comes with a spatula, it’s got little grooves on, right dere. From one to the udder, that’s the amount of space you want to put, uh, for the...amount. [''Unscrews cap and begins squeezing the medication on the strip.''] So, yeah, I mark it with my, mark the inside end with my thumb and move from one end of the groove to the other. And of course, when the tube gets empty, then that’s, it can be-, get, it can be more difficult to get it out.
But yeah, after you get down dere and you just [''begins smearing the stuff on his belly''] rub it on there like butter on bread! Up and down. And you do this once a night for up to 24 to 28 days out of the month, and then you take the three-to-seven-day break for the remaining days, up until when you start up, start up the, the routine again for the following month.

And uh, on the other, and then on the second thing that I have actually confirmed plausible, [''reaches behind himself and brings out blue plastic things with wires attached''] uh, the vibrating brassiere, or at least what I did, and I took a couple of remote-control vibrating eggs that uh, take two AA batteries at the very least, or triple-As, I guess they could be easily replace, replaceable inexpensively. I like to, I tend to keep my shirt on, so [''begins to stuff them in his bra''] I slip ‘em ‘bout, one right dere...oh, I mean, I wanna do it where the wire is, facing my back, so...one dere, one dere, and then I just turn them both on full blast. [''activates eggs, which buzz''] And I like to go, and I like get, let that going for about fifteen to thirty minutes a day. And I have found that after the uh, the first week of trying this, I have found a significant increase to my bust size. [''sucks in gut and thrusts out bosom''] Little bit better than D, I’m sure, but I haven’t used a measuring tape yet, but I have...yeah, I have seen the difference in my, in my shadow on the wall, and just looking down upon them. So anyway, you wanna do that fifteen to thirty minutes a day. [''pulls eggs out from bra''] And uh, even if it, and it may vary, or you might be at your maximum breast, brecks size, because genetics. Anyway, so even, even if it doesn’t work out, just, [''cups breasts''] it feels good, the vibrations there. [''shows profile again'']

Anyway, uh, so, once again, for other transwoman tips I definitely recommend going to Violet’s channel. I’ll put a little link on the, underneath this video, and uh, it’s also, she’s also on my subscription list as well, so that’s my recommendation. Mm, thank you very much and have a good day. [''fumbles with how to turning off the camera for ten seconds.''] Mm. [''mumbles about the remote'']

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2015-11-27T06:45:36Z

LucidFox:

Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.

2015-11-27T06:44:58Z

LucidFox:

'''Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 20 [[November 2015]]. Here, Chris reads out a list [[Chris and reality|unrealistic]] demands from Jeff, then reads Jeff's sarcastic apology, [[Autism|completely missing the sarcasm]].

==Video==
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==Transcript==

Hello and good day once again. This is Christine Weston Chandler coming to you live from home, and we have a final and good update from uh, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Franc-, from Jeff]], which might turn out for the better, at least I hope for his benefit. But aside from that, uh, I have uh, issued a short lis-, a short list of demands and con-, conditions, more I would prefer to use the word conditions because...anyway, yeah, just let this go after he’s met the conditions and I intend it well.

But anyway, let me read those out, um...I quote, um, “I’ll forgive you and move forward under the following conditions. Firstly, considering your income amount per year on the (air quotes) Sonichu gifts, and how many years your store has been up and running, I want you to send directly to me no less than $120,000. Second, as I am deciding on opening a Zazzle branch of Cwcville Shopping for apparel and such, such gifts, with the image-, imagery direct from me, uh, I want you to remove the following items from your shop, as they are most direct to my drawing style and original past content: the Sonichu belt buckles, Rosechu vest t-shirts, Sonichu Battle Ringer t-shirts, Sonichu ‘Time to Zap’ t-shirt, CWC (air quotes) ‘Manchild’ shirt, and the Chris trucker hat. Among which I will personally redo these items on my shop, and I want no reports or complaints from you or anyone else. Third, morally, I want you to personally contact each and every person you have introduced yourself to under my name, and inform ‘em all of your real legal name. I want you to come clean. And I want you to present each of them with references and links of my own Facebook and Etsy pages, validating and confirming who Christian/Christine Weston Chandler really is: me, not you. And finally, I want to assume lead director and main consultant on the CWC Adult Chronicles video game currently on the internet. I will personally play it through, clarify, verify, and clean up details of the story, plot, and everything within it. And upon accoming console release, I wanna sign all the papers and be heavily credited and everything.”

Alright, then I do the other final vers-, final thing of which--I’m just doing this here—um, so I’m do-, I’m reading this, so this is quoted from Jeff Oh-zoo-zoes hi-, uh...Ouzos. I try to say it right—Oh-zoos, Ooh-zohs, whichever vowel is silent in his last name. But anyway, mm, for, for all, everything legal and whatnot to access everything, uh, I am uploading this video personally, and publishing those statements. It’s important that they know exactly what they are coming from me and not any impostor, so that’s all good. And as I re-, and he wants me to read his apology, which I found to be very just...wow. It’s quite self-improvement upon him, I feel. And, I do not want this to be taken out of context from this original video. This is quoted from Jeff Ouzos himself.

“My apologies, Christine Weston Chandler, the official creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric-hedgehog Pokemon. You win. I submit my total and unconditional surrender to you. When I saw your last video, your words cut me to the core. You exposed me for who I really am—just an impostor of a truly talented, one-of-a-kind, special, beloved across the internet, female author wiht the dedication to create more than eleven issues of the Sonichu comic and handmade merchandise. I was wrong to take your identity for my own personal financial and sexual gains. I did this because I am truly your greatest fan. You are the person that I always dreamed of being. You are a beautiful feminine soul and a famous artist. I am but a poor homeless loser with ass-burgers who roams the streets of Seattle looking for cheap drubs and an easy trib. I am nothing in comparison to who you are. I am sorry I impersonated you to so many women. They could usually figure it out after a while anyway. My breasts are not as full and transitioned as yours, and it brought quite a lot of disappointment when I finally got to second base with them. It was also increasingly obvious that I was not you because when I would eventually trib with them, it became clear that I had no experience in the bedroom, and even tried to use the wrong hole once. So many women who thought they were fulfilling their ultimate fantasy were duped by me. I also had trouble pulling off your look because I am balding and must wear a wig, and am forced to wear my mom’s old hand-me-downs. I will also be handing over to you the official certificate recognizing you as Seattle lesbian transgender community Member Of The Year, since I used your identity to win the award, and you are the one who really deserves it. I pray that you accept this title and honor. That goes hand-in-hand with the payment of $120,000 you requested from me. I will make that payment that payable as, to you as soon as possible. My sincerest, heartfelt apologies. I am trans-, transitioning back to Jeff, as I am not worthy to be the feminine spirit you are. Jeff.”

Just...wow. (pause) Well, I mean, I would ap-, I would, I greatly would appreciate and accept the title of lesbian transgender community member of the year, but I don’t live in Seattle. So instead, I would graciously allow it to be moved over to the first runner up in that...contest, since they live in Seattle. But if they can’t accept it, then...(pause) I would say second runner up. But if nobody’s available, then I will accept it fully.

Anyway, thank you, Jeff. I had considered you under bad adjectives, but it makes me feel better (removes glasses) to see you actually taking good actions on your own self-improvement, and better reflecting upon yourself, and I pray for your better improvement of your own life, and your own identities, and figuring yourself out and everything. All I can suggest is be yourself. Not anybody else. I’m sure aside from the, if you just act on good behavior and [video cuts off]

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Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.

2015-11-21T15:48:21Z

LucidFox:

'''Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 20 [[November 2015]].

==Video==
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==Transcript==

Hello and good day once again. This is Christine Weston Chandler coming to you live from home, and we have a final and good update from uh, Franc-, from Jeff, which might turn out for the better, at least I hope for his benefit. But aside from that, uh, I have uh, issued a short lis-, a short list of demands and con-, conditions, more I would prefer to use the word conditions because...anyway, yeah, just let this go after he’s met the conditions and I intend it well.

But anyway, let me read those out, um...I quote, um, “I’ll forgive you and move forward under the following conditions. Firstly, considering your income amount per year on the (air quotes) Sonichu gifts, and how many years your store has been up and running, I want you to send directly to me no less than $120,000. Second, as I am deciding on opening a Zazzle branch of Cwcville Shopping for apparel and such, such gifts, with the image-, imagery direct from me, uh, I want you to remove the following items from your shop, as they are most direct to my drawing style and original past content: the Sonichu belt buckles, Rosechu vest t-shirts, Sonichu Battle Ringer t-shirts, Sonichu ‘Time to Zap’ t-shirt, CWC (air quotes) ‘Manchild’ shirt, and the Chris trucker hat. Among which I will personally redo these items on my shop, and I want no reports or complaints from you or anyone else. Third, morally, I want you to personally contact each and every person you have introduced yourself to under my name, and inform ‘em all of your real legal name. I want you to come clean. And I want you to present each of them with references and links of my own Facebook and Etsy pages, validating and confirming who Christian/Christine Weston Chandler really is: me, not you. And finally, I want to assume lead director and main consultant on the CWC Adult Chronicles video game currently on the internet. I will personally play it through, clarify, verify, and clean up details of the story, plot, and everything within it. And upon accoming console release, I wanna sign all the papers and be heavily credited and everything.”

Alright, then I do the other final vers-, final thing of which--I’m just doing this here—um, so I’m do-, I’m reading this, so this is quoted from Jeff Oh-zoo-zoes hi-, uh...Ouzos. I try to say it right—Oh-zoos, Ooh-zohs, whichever vowel is silent in his last name. But anyway, mm, for, for all, everything legal and whatnot to access everything, uh, I am uploading this video personally, and publishing those statements. It’s important that they know exactly what they are coming from me and not any impostor, so that’s all good. And as I re-, and he wants me to read his apology, which I found to be very just...wow. It’s quite self-improvement upon him, I feel. And, I do not want this to be taken out of context from this original video. This is quoted from Jeff Ouzos himself.

“My apologies, Christine Weston Chandler, the official creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric-hedgehog Pokemon. You win. I submit my total and unconditional surrender to you. When I saw your last video, your words cut me to the core. You exposed me for who I really am—just an impostor of a truly talented, one-of-a-kind, special, beloved across the internet, female author wiht the dedication to create more than eleven issues of the Sonichu comic and handmade merchandise. I was wrong to take your identity for my own personal financial and sexual gains. I did this because I am truly your greatest fan. You are the person that I always dreamed of being. You are a beautiful feminine soul and a famous artist. I am but a poor homeless loser with ass-burgers who roams the streets of Seattle looking for cheap drubs and an easy trib. I am nothing in comparison to who you are. I am sorry I impersonated you to so many women. They could usually figure it out after a while anyway. My breasts are not as full and transitioned as yours, and it brought quite a lot of disappointment when I finally got to second base with them. It was also increasingly obvious that I was not you because when I would eventually trib with them, it became clear that I had no experience in the bedroom, and even tried to use the wrong hole once. So many women who thought they were fulfilling their ultimate fantasy were duped by me. I also had trouble pulling off your look because I am balding and must wear a wig, and am forced to wear my mom’s old hand-me-downs. I will also be handing over to you the official certificate recognizing you as Seattle lesbian transgender community Member Of The Year, since I used your identity to win the award, and you are the one who really deserves it. I pray that you accept this title and honor. That goes hand-in-hand with the payment of $120,000 you requested from me. I will make that payment that payable as, to you as soon as possible. My sincerest, heartfelt apologies. I am trans-, transitioning back to Jeff, as I am not worthy to be the feminine spirit you are. Jeff.”

Just...wow. (pause) Well, I mean, I would ap-, I would, I greatly would appreciate and accept the title of lesbian transgender community member of the year, but I don’t live in Seattle. So instead, I would graciously allow it to be moved over to the first runner up in that...contest, since they live in Seattle. But if they can’t accept it, then...(pause) I would say second runner up. But if nobody’s available, then I will accept it fully.

Anyway, thank you, Jeff. I had considered you under bad adjectives, but it makes me feel better (removes glasses) to see you actually taking good actions on your own self-improvement, and better reflecting upon yourself, and I pray for your better improvement of your own life, and your own identities, and figuring yourself out and everything. All I can suggest is be yourself. Not anybody else. I’m sure aside from the, if you just act on good behavior and [video cuts off]

I Am me; He is not

2015-11-20T17:08:28Z

LucidFox: /* Transcript */

'''I Am me; He is not''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[November 2015]]. Once more, Chris reaffirms his identity as the [[Honest Content|true and honest]] creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and implores his fans to boycott a troll named Francine and her unofficial merchandise. Presumably spurred on by her lack of cooperation, Chris exposes even more of Francine's poor character, including spinelessness, [[China|lechery]], [[Fridays After Five|public indecency]], and [[Liquid Chris|impersonation]].

==Description==
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| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
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==Transcript==
Hello once again. I am making this uh, video ep-, this video furthering on the uh, past video I made about reaching out to the video game directors, creators, and whatever. Firstly, I want to appeal to [[Nintendo]] of America: don't trust the fake in Seattle! This is the face! This is the face of born Christopher, [[Christopher's name change|changed the name legally to Christian]], is now going by Christine Weston Chandler of [[Ruckersville]], [[Virginia]]. [replaces glasses] Accept no substitutes. Pft. Even the ID would be totally different, as I have shown that photograph in the last video. And plus, [leans over to grab set of Sonichu Amiibo] I don't think anybody else would have all of the original prototypes of each individual figure, as they are, as they have been displayed on the Et-, on my Cwcville Shopping [[Etsy]] shop. [turns around to grab something] Uh, what did I do with those? Enh. I swear, if I had a dime for every time...(?)One way or another...

Anyway, pfft, aside from that [stress sighs, grunts] I'm really pissed off at ''Jeff''. I'm going by the, his male name, because [[Chris and hypocrisy|he is no woman]]. No female soul whatsoever, regardless, [places Amiibo off-camera once more] regardless of the fact of having his balls chopped up, [in falsetto] sounding like a high pitched choirboy now! [returns to normal voice, clears throat] Mm. And even, I don't even, and there are so many worse things than pretending to be me that, and not only in selling the fake Sonichu merchandise over the past number of years, as far as I can tell, anyway. Mm! He's messed with many a woman's heart and emotions in Seattle, where he is living now. Annd he origin-, and he was born in Pittsburgh, and I wanna say once, I wanna state this once again, he moved away from Pittsburgh after a couple of [[niggos|black men]] asked him for directions or information. Scared off! Well, he had no balls to begin with. What a wuss. And not only that, but a panhandler. He's collecting [[tugboat|Social Security]] in three states! Three states! Don't be abusin' that!

Oh, and I got more worse shit on him. [turns around again] Oh, that's where they went. [shows off another Amiibo display] I was gonna point this out earlier, but the three figures I've made of my half-brothers and half-sister, as I have shown in one of my recent videos, that I made into a couple of [[jerkops]] and a janekop. [puts display down] That's, that's a whole oth-, different ordeal right there. I was trying to reach this printout of his latest copycat page on [[OKCupid]]. And he has more than this page. He's done, like, he must've done like, I'm guessing three? I mean, sure, one for Jeff, one for Francine, and now [cocks eyebrow] Christine? He's trying to go under my name! That, that, that pisses me off. I mean... [blows raspberry] He's no woman! He insulted me personally in my...[[obesity|weight]], and my [[Chris and art|skills at artistry]]. He is no superior. He does not hold the fact that I, I alone, created [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] personally in my mind, and then onto paper, on March 17th, [[2000]]. And I have witnesses at [[Manchester High School]] to attest that, including the teacher in my Computer Graphics class at that time.

Anyway, I can't believe this Jeff, on the, puttin' this on his, mmph, OKCupid profile. I mean, he's like, [adopts mocking voice] "Oh, I don't read books because it's too hard. My favorite movies are [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls and The Peanuts Movie. And My Little, my favorite shows are My Little Pony and Frasier!" Oh, pfft. [voice reaches very high pitch] "My favorite music is anything only middle-school girls would listen to. And my favorite food is apple slices from [[McDonald's]]. I eat there a lot because it's healthy good!" Mmph. [[Jews|Oy vey]]. Oh, and get this, this just, this throws me off right here: "Could never do without my Seattle lesbian transwoman community Member Of The Year Award." [Blows raspberry] Yech. A homeless person. Homeless! Cons women, pretending to be me, just so he could spend the night with them, and the [[sex]] round is a bonus, a bonus to him. [Blows another raspberry] Gettin' so much income, and sixty grand a year out of the fake Sonichu merchandise? [stress sighs] And I'm not, I have not seen one penny of that whatsoever.

But that just, but that's not the tip of the piss-me-off iceberg. What really pisses me off: [[Women's rights|playing with the hearts and mind of women]]! Ugh! Toying with the emotions just... [clenches fist and grunts] That's so stereotypical of any [[JERKS|male]]! Oh, any let me introduce to you a few other interesting details. In an argument with his own biological elderly father about his "swapping gender identities" and whatnot, he assaulted him! Punched him during that argument. He nev-, the father never sued. But that's elder abuse right there. [stress sighs] I never struck [[Robert Chandler|my father]]. [rubs bridge of nose and closes eyes, as if in prayer] I miss you every day, Mr. C.

But regardless, he also got arrested urinating on a children's playground area. Oh, and get this fetish: lemon juice on his...into his...uretha [sic]. Peehole. [pauses in disgust] So weird. Pfft.

Aaanywho, I'm just, all, between all, between all that and much more details on, I know all about, about him. I have my sources, and I'm learning more. [pause] Between all of that and his insults to me directly in the email, I even offered him an easy way out. A settlement, if you will. And what does he do? Insults me right to me face. Spits. May as well have spit right in my face. But I implore to my fans as well, y'all know me worldwide. You've seen my face. You've never had to see this guy's face. You never had to see Jeff's face. And you know me. I've proven myself on more than ten occasions. Multiple videos. You know it, I know it, Jeff knows it. And if it wasn't for...oh yeah, he panhandles also. And that's aside from toying with the women's emotions, and the online sales of the fake Sonichu merchandise. And the quote-unquote [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|"Adult Chronicles"]] video game? The content of that and the story does me no justice. It's all just a bunch of exaggerations from taking out of the context of everything amongst which that I have said and put into my books and whatnot. [sharply inhales] It just does me no justice. It's a very inferior quality. And I had no input into that whatsoever. I never, ever authorized that game. And there's just so much better. And it will be done soon. That's why I've outreached to the video game developers in the last video, among which. Anyway, I appeal to my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] definitely because I definitely could not have had all the success I had without all of you. Thank you. [stares intently into camera] And I implore y'all to just, I would say essentially, let's put Jeff out of business. I feel like I want to say that. But everybody, help me out here. Stand on my side. I would very much appreciate that. Put him down! Let me reclaim everything that is rightfully mine. [toys with hair]

Now, I admit, in the past I might have come off as, I don't know if you wanna say, "pussy," or "wishy-washy." But that's because I did not know, I did not have so many, so much knowledge back then, but I have so much more knowledge now. And I have people, and friends among them. [pause] I mean that. [thumbs up] But Jeff? No friend. [shakes head] Just another stereotypical male bastard. [takes deep breath]

Well that's about all I can say right now on the, in my personal venting. And Nintendo of America, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]], and every other employee over there, if this Jeff comes to you pretending to be me, remember this face. This is my face, personally. Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, [[United States of America|USA]]. Right here. Not his. So boot his sorry ass out the door! He don't deserve it. He don't deserve better. Cheatin' Social Security, panhandling, [sotto voce] emotionals, emotions of the women. Ugh. Ah...but yeah, very bad man. [takes on character voice] Vewy, vewy bad man. [wags finger for five seconds] And yes, [[Seinfeld]] reference. [wags finger again] It's valid. Anyway, yes, this is born Christopher, changed to Christine, Chris-, changed to Christian, going by Christine now, female soul trapped in this male body. Transitioning very well. [pause]

That's about all I can, that's all I can think of right now. Pfft. My mind goes blank, it bothers me. [pause] That's from [[stress]], possibly the [[autism]]. I'm not saying it is, but the mental blank-outs really bother me. It makes me lose my train of thought and everything. But still, the emotions are there. And the feeling. [stress sighs, stares at camera] Thank you all. Have a good day.

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HelloLadyFans

2015-11-20T12:57:31Z

LucidFox:

'''HelloLadyFans''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 1 [[November 2015]], where he tries to continue his everlasting [[Love Quest]]. It shows Chris just after presumably taking a shower, draped across his bed. It also shows how [[Naive|Chris has yet to learn anything]] as he gives a Gmail account for anyone who wishes to talk to him, as long as it's a [[Sweetheart|girl]]. Unlike his videos from [[October 2015|last month]], this one was age-restricted as per YouTube's Community Guidelines. Two days after posting, he provided a link to the video on his [[Facebook]] page.

Chris's attempt to effect a seductive drawl makes him sound especially Southern, or drunk.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Only Email me at Anightinchristine@gmail.com, please. I personally look forward to meeting and getting better acquainted with the ladies who like me from the distance. AND Honesty is always a positive turn on for me, so please use your real name when emailing me; No [[Chris and English|anonymosity]] at all, please.}}

A couple days later he added:

{{quotebox|Also, please do attach a most current photo of yourself. Thank you.}}

==Video==
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| name = HelloLadyFriends
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hICl_2RNnBg}}
| stardate = 01 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Sex|text}} {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia]]
| next = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
}}

==Transcription==
'''Chris:''' Hello to all my lucky lady faaaans. (''Chris grabs the towel on his head'') Yes, I just got out of the [[Chris and Health|shower]] and I feel clean again.... Well, it gets lonely around here in my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. I feel like I might want to date some of y'all. (''Chris shows more cleavage'') Maybe we get to know each other, you know? Have a pleasant dinner, or just enjoy a conversation over a cup of coffee. See where things go, see how we feel around each other. Yeah, maybe I'll eventually find my [[sweetheart]] ''amongst'' y'all. (''inspects something he found on his head'') See where things go, you know? I'm open to all kinds of [[china|women]], 'cause you get the whole package in one, the female soul and the body that can go any way you desire (''pulls down his shirt to reveal his shoulder and bra'') My ladieees. Mm. Straight, bisexual, lesbian, I'll take y'all on. 'Cause I have, 'cause I'm an [[Chris and reality|overlooked treasure]], and I should not be ignored or overlooked any longer. So I get, I think we should start gettin' to know each other, my loyal lady fans. And of course, you know who I'm talking to, hm hm hm, y'all. So just contact me at the email address (''points downward'') I provide underneath this video, and we`ll set up a lovely date, just between the two of us, mmm. One weekend, y'all can visit, maybe get a hotel room, y'all, where we'll spend a lovely evening together in or somethin', or maybe we'll swing by here.

Well, get to know me, talk to me, see where we, see whether we click or not. Mmm. Lovely lovely times and memories to be shared. And even if things don't work out for the long run, you'll still get a new friend in me anyway. (''raises little finger'') Ss-, and I pinky-promise on that. Thank y'all for your 'ttention and l-, and whatnot. (''Chris flashes his cleavage once more before ending the video'')

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCVille Connections
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0BB-8ci0lBc}}
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/MycalFelps MycalFelps]
| stardate = 2 [[November 2015]]
}}

==See Also==
*[[HairDifference]], another instance in which Chris used the shower on a rare occasion.
*[[Carlos Chantor]], Chris's earlier attempt to solicit [[China]].

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2015-11-20T10:58:18Z

LucidFox:

I Am me; He is not

2015-11-20T10:54:15Z

LucidFox:

'''I Am me; He is not''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[November 2015]]. Once more, Chris reaffirms his identity as the [[Honest Content|true and honest]] creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and implores his fans to boycott a troll named Francine and her unofficial merchandise. Presumably spurred on by her lack of cooperation, Chris exposes even more of Francine's poor character, including spinelessness, [[China|lechery]], [[Fridays After Five|public indecency]], and [[Liquid Chris|impersonation]].

==Description==
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| name = I Am me; He is not
| video = {{#ev:youtube|orKQVhb8fQ4}}
| stardate = 19 [[November 2015]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}} {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Reaching Out to Game Developers.]]
}}

==Transcript==
Hello once again. I am making this uh, video ep-, this video furthering on the uh, past video I made about reaching out to the video game directors, creators, and whatever. Firstly, I want to appeal to [[Nintendo]] of America: don't trust the fake in Seattle! This is the face! This is the face of born Christopher, [[Christopher's name change|changed the name legally to Christian]], is now going by Christine Weston Chandler of [[Ruckersville]], [[Virginia]]. [replaces glasses] Accept no substitutes. Pft. Even the ID would be totally different, as I have shown that photograph in the last video. And plus, [leans over to grab set of Sonichu Amiibo] I don't think anybody else would have all of the original prototypes of each individual figure, as they are, as they have been displayed on the Et-, on my Cwcville Shopping [[Etsy]] shop. [turns around to grab something] Uh, what did I do with those? Enh. I swear, if I had a dime for every time...(?)One way or another...

Anyway, pfft, aside from that [stress sighs, grunts] I'm really pissed off at ''Jeff''. I'm going by the, his male name, because [[Chris and hypocrisy|he is no woman]]. No female soul whatsoever, regardless, [places Amiibo off-camera once more] regardless of the fact of having his balls chopped up, [in falsetto] sounding like a high pitched choirboy now! [returns to normal voice, clears throat] Mm. And even, I don't even, and there are so many worse things than pretending to be me that, and not only in selling the fake Sonichu merchandise over the past number of years, as far as I can tell, anyway. Mm! He's messed with many a woman's heart and emotions in Seattle, where he is living now. Annd he origin-, and he was born in Pittsburgh, and I wanna say once, I wanna state this once again, he moved away from Pittsburgh after a couple of [[niggos|black men]] asked him for directions or information. Scared off! Well, he had no balls to begin with. What a wuss. And not only that, but a panhandler. He's collecting [[tugboat|Social Security]] in three states! Three states! Don't be abusin' that!

Oh, and I got more worse shit on him. [turns around again] Oh, that's where they went. [shows off another Amiibo display] I was gonna point this out earlier, but the three figures I've made of my half-brothers and half-sister, as I have shown in one of my recent videos, that I made into a couple of [[jerkops]] and a janekop. [puts display down] That's, that's a whole oth-, different ordeal right there. I was trying to reach this printout of his latest copycat page on [[OKCupid]]. And he has more than this page. He's done, like, he must've done like, I'm guessing three? I mean, sure, one for Jeff, one for Francine, and now [cocks eyebrow] Christine? He's trying to go under my name! That, that, that pisses me off. I mean... [blows raspberry] He's no woman! He insulted me personally in my...[[obesity|weight]], and my [[Chris and art|skills at artistry]]. He is no superior. He does not hold the fact that I, I alone, created [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] personally in my mind, and then onto paper, on March 17th, [[2000]]. And I have witnesses at [[Manchester High School]] to attest that, including the teacher in my Computer Graphics class at that time.

Anyway, I can't believe this Jeff, on the, puttin' this on his, mmph, OKCupid profile. I mean, he's like, [adopts mocking voice] "Oh, I don't read books because it's too hard. My favorite movies are [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls and The Peanuts Movie. And My Little, my favorite shows are My Little Pony and Frasier!" Oh, pfft. [voice reaches very high pitch] "My favorite music is anything only middle-school girls would listen to. And my favorite food is apple slices from [[McDonald's]]. I eat there a lot because it's healthy good!" Mmph. Oy vey. Oh, and get this, this just, this throws me off right here: "Could never do without my Seattle lesbian transwoman community Member Of The Year Award." [Blows raspberry] Yech. A homeless person. Homeless! Cons women, pretending to be me, just so he could spend the night with them, and the [[sex]] round is a bonus, a bonus to him. [Blows another raspberry] Gettin' so much income, and sixty grand a year out of the fake Sonichu merchandise? [stress sighs] And I'm not, I have not seen one penny of that whatsoever.

But that just, but that's not the tip of the piss-me-off iceberg. What really pisses me off: [[Women's rights|playing with the hearts and mind of women]]! Ugh! Toying with the emotions just... [clenches fist and grunts] That's so stereotypical of any [[JERKS|male]]! Oh, any let me introduce to you a few other interesting details. In an argument with his own biological elderly father about his "swapping gender identities" and whatnot, he assaulted him! Punched him during that argument. He nev-, the father never sued. But that's elder abuse right there. [stress sighs] I never struck [[Robert Chandler|my father]]. [rubs bridge of nose and closes eyes, as if in prayer] I miss you every day, Mr. C.

But regardless, he also got arrested urinating on a children's playground area. Oh, and get this fetish: lemon juice on his...into his...uretha [sic]. Peehole. [pauses in disgust] So weird. Pfft.

Aaanywho, I'm just, all, between all, between all that and much more details on, I know all about, about him. I have my sources, and I'm learning more. [pause] Between all of that and his insults to me directly in the email, I even offered him an easy way out. A settlement, if you will. And what does he do? Insults me right to me face. Spits. May as well have spit right in my face. But I implore to my fans as well, y'all know me worldwide. You've seen my face. You've never had to see this guy's face. You never had to see Jeff's face. And you know me. I've proven myself on more than ten occasions. Multiple videos. You know it, I know it, Jeff knows it. And if it wasn't for...oh yeah, he panhandles also. And that's aside from toying with the women's emotions, and the online sales of the fake Sonichu merchandise. And the quote-unquote [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|"Adult Chronicles"]] video game? The content of that and the story does me no justice. It's all just a bunch of exaggerations from taking out of the context of everything amongst which that I have said and put into my books and whatnot. [sharply inhales] It just does me no justice. It's a very inferior quality. And I had no input into that whatsoever. I never, ever authorized that game. And there's just so much better. And it will be done soon. That's why I've outreached to the video game developers in the last video, among which. Anyway, I appeal to my [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] definitely because I definitely could not have had all the success I had without all of you. Thank you. [stares intently into camera] And I implore y'all to just, I would say essentially, let's put Jeff out of business. I feel like I want to say that. But everybody, help me out here. Stand on my side. I would very much appreciate that. Put him down! Let me reclaim everything that is rightfully mine. [toys with hair]

Now, I admit, in the past I might have come off as, I don't know if you wanna say, "pussy," or "wishy-washy." But that's because I did not know, I did not have so many, so much knowledge back then, but I have so much more knowledge now. And I have people, and friends among them. [pause] I mean that. [thumbs up] But Jeff? No friend. [shakes head] Just another stereotypical male bastard. [takes deep breath]

Well that's about all I can say right now on the, in my personal venting. And Nintendo of America, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]], and every other employee over there, if this Jeff comes to you pretending to be me, remember this face. This is my face, personally. Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, [[United States of America|USA]]. Right here. Not his. So boot his sorry ass out the door! He don't deserve it. He don't deserve better. Cheatin' Social Security, panhandling, [sotto voce] emotionals, emotions of the women. Ugh. Ah...but yeah, very bad man. [takes on character voice] Vewy, vewy bad man. [wags finger for five seconds] And yes, [[Seinfeld]] reference. [wags finger again] It's valid. Anyway, yes, this is born Christopher, changed to Christine, Chris-, changed to Christian, going by Christine now, female soul trapped in this male body. Transitioning very well. [pause]

That's about all I can, that's all I can think of right now. Pfft. My mind goes blank, it bothers me. [pause] That's from [[stress]], possibly the [[autism]]. I'm not saying it is, but the mental blank-outs really bother me. It makes me lose my train of thought and everything. But still, the emotions are there. And the feeling. [stress sighs, stares at camera] Thank you all. Have a good day.

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I Am me; He is not

2015-11-20T06:25:00Z

LucidFox:

'''I Am me; He is not''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[November 2015]]. Once more, Chris reaffirms her identity as the [[True and Honest|Honest Content]] creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and implores her fans to boycott Francine and her unofficial merchandise. Presumably spurned by her lack of cooperation, Chris exposes even more of Francine's poor character, including racism, sexism, public indecency, and her attempt to impersonate Chris on OKCupid with the intention of sleeping with her fans.

==Description==
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
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| stardate = 19 November 2015
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Reaching Out to Game Developers.]]
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==Transcript==
{{transcript}}

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I Am me; He is not

2015-11-20T06:22:12Z

LucidFox:

'''I Am me; He is not''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[November 2015]]. Once more, Chris reaffirms her identity as the [[True and Honest|Honest Content]] creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, and implores her fans to boycott Francine and her unofficial merchandise. Presumably spurned by her lack of cooperation, Chris exposes even more of Francine's poor character, including racism, sexism, public indecency, and her attempt to impersonate Chris on OKCupid with the intention of sleeping with her fans.

==Description==
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}
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| name = I Am me; He is not
| video = {{#ev:youtube|orKQVhb8fQ4}}
| stardate = 19 November 2015
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Reaching Out to Game Developers.]]
}}

==Transcript==
{{transcript}}

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Reaching Out to Game Developers.

2015-11-20T05:36:31Z

LucidFox:

'''Reaching Out to Game Developers.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 19 [[November 2015]]. Following on from [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]], Chris proves that he's still got even more of his old self to return, as he returns to his e-begging for gaming companies to pick up his idea for a Sonichu game.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Also, currently, I do not have Anyone Else Developing any games, Nor selling any Sonichu "Merchandise" online or in person, besides myself personally. I do have people and friends. But there are haters who pretend and whatnot. I will personally vouch for my people and friends, but Without that vouching or verification, accept no people pretending to be me or Selling for me.

Christian/Christine Weston Chandler
Address:
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545

Email: Anightinchristine@gmail.com

Cwcville Shopping: [http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping http://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]

Facebook: [https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian]

Twitter: [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu]
}}
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| stardate = 19 November 2015
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]
}}

==Transcript==
Hello, good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live once again from my house here in Ruckersville. Ric-Ruckersville, Virginia, 14 Branchland Court. Anyway, accept no substitutions, I am personally making this video to address, and uh, I want to fully initiate working with any game developers that have past made video games for a potential Sonichu and Rosechu video game, maybe one about myself, as well as DLC character- DLC of my characters, maybe myself, for Smash Bros.

Anyway, you ca-, accept no substitutions, you know very well I can prove and identify myself with my driver's license. The face matches, at least, even though the hair style's not current. As well I also have everys- I have, all of the original hand drawings that I have been drawing of Sonichu since as early as March 2000. And, I have witnesses at Manchester High School from that very day that, uh, will attest to that as, attest to that creation as well.

Anyway, uh, all of my original, all of the original hand drawings, the very things that made the comic book pages exist, you cannot subs- you cannot substitute these at all. You can put these under the professional's microscope like they do on Pawn Stars, and tell that they are all from the time era of within the past few years and everything. All of my books, right here in there, up to date, even up to my eleventh book and, you know the cover's not hand drawn, it's a collage, but it's of past hand drawings and everything. Yeah... of which I'm still working on, book eleven. All that. Definitely you can tell.

So many of the ah- of all that.

And all the original drawings as well from the more recent artifacts. Like the covers of my Amiibo figure packages, those uh, character drawings right there, for all that, and everything.

I can attest personally and everything.

Again, accept no substitutes!

I also have the very big, well two-part, but this is the first half and mo- most important... the uh, the, buh- the big binders of everything Sonichu, and of myself and everything. Also has the original certificate of registration of my copyright with Sonichu with the D.C. Library of Congress. And I possess all my own intellectual rights and everything. (Hold on a sec.) And, heh, the old hand drawn Nintendo Power magazine, yup, and a few new pages is, there, but it's still incomplete. Anyway that's, anyway then there's the ri- print out, the very first thing I did with Sonichu, the CD cover for that computer graphics class which my litt-way-witnesses will come in from and everything. Yup. Everything right here in this big book, and only this book.

Nobody will have- nobody else will have this very book.

So I.. sh--uh.. you see my face all over the, uh, internet. Even in the meme pictures, and everything, since as early as 2004. And then, and then near the end of 2007 when I started being picked on by the internet trolls and cyber bullies and everything. So anyway, yeah...

Uh, so, this is me, I am Christine Weston Chandler, legal name Christian Weston Chandler at the moment. I still attest to everything to my copyright. And uh, also, the other things that best identify me is why I'm putting links, I'm putting links in m- below this video to my shop on Etsy, and my Facebook page, and my Twitter feed, and everything else I personally attest to, and back up, and everything.

So anyway, you know how to reach, you know how to reach me at my home address: 14 Branchland Court, in Ruckersville Virginia. I'll put that down here as well. You can email me through, uh, yeah I'm definitely going to let you put that thr- let you email me through my new Gmail address, which I'll put that below here as well. That's my screening process.

And then the, and then I'll, then after I have that screening process go through I'll, we-I'll start communicating with ya'll individually from my main email address. So anyway, I have my people, and everything, we're working, and I'm outreaching to the game developers with this video, regardless of anything else that has been going on recently.

And I still am accepting donations and selling on my Etsy shop and my figures and everything. And I take commissions as well. So, that's, that's about it for right now. So please contact me, game developers. Thank you very much and have a good day.

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Doxing Jeff/Francine

2015-11-18T06:08:50Z

LucidFox:

'''Doxing Jeff/Francine ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 17 [[November 2015]], in which he calls out and belittles a trans woman named Francine for distributing unofficial Sonichu merchandise. Interestingly, Chris has applied image stabilization to this video, despite the fact the camera is entirely stationary.

The [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] of transphobic comments is, naturally, lost to Chris.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Pretending to be me, panhandling and selling Sonichu "Merchandise" online and behind my back. It is time for "her" to come forward and pay me my dues; about fifty percent. "60K a Year", she says. And this person is from Pennsylvania, NOT Ruckersville, VA.

Francine, please reply to my video to my second email address, Anightinchristine@gmail.com, to discuss the details of sending me the money.

Have a good day.
}}
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| video = {{#ev:youtube|cGz0sctOS7U}}
| stardate = 17 November 2015
| subject =
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| shirt = "Do What Makes You Happy" lilac shirt
| previous = [[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]]
| next =
}}

==Transcript==
Hello my loyal fans! I got a selfie remote, so that works for the better. Anyway, I'm here tonight because obviously for years, since I started, uh, with the trolls and whatnot, there have been instances of fakers and false products that I had no approval of, or have participated in whatsoever, and now this has come to my attention, such as which is somebody made a fan version of my "adult chronicles" titled video game, of which I've made the, uh, fake title sort of. But anyway, uh, this uh, "Jeff Ouzo" or as she prefers to be called, "Franciiine" from the s- state of Washing''ton''. She did not feel safe in Pittsburgh, and she's not transitioning very well either, sh- so she claimed to be a les- a trans woman. Mm. Anyway, she's uh, been preten- she has pretended to be me on uh, a website or two, so...

And apparently, between that and her own bunch of- bunches of panhandling and whatnot, I would s- I hav- it has come to my attention that this person makes a lot of money, especially off of the quote-unquote "Sonichu merchandise" that she has pretended to be me and selling with, so here's the deal Francine: you cut me in on at- on about half of that, half of what you have made, from my name, and my imagery, and whatnot, or otherwise shut-shush on my store down. Shut it down. Because I have all the details abo-about you, pretty lady-man. Mm? [Blows raspberry]

Right, so, cut me in on all those profits, the half of that at least, cause you ain't getting away with the false merchandising anymore. At least I would not be sending any people asking for directions your way either. So you're safe from that. But everybody should know to come to me on my shop on Etsy and any other shops that I personally list and reference between my Facebook page, as well as my Twitter feed, and definitely on my Etsy storefront. Additional branches may come out very soon, still depending, I'm still learning. Thank you all very much, and have a good pleasant day.

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Doxing Jeff/Francine

2015-11-18T06:06:03Z

LucidFox:

'''Doxing Jeff/Francine ''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 17 [[November 2015]], in which he calls out and belittles a trans woman named Francine for distributing unofficial Sonichu merchandise. Interestingly, Chris has applied image stabilization to this video, despite the fact the camera is entirely stationary.

The [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] of transphobic comments is, naturally, lost to Chris.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Pretending to be me, panhandling and selling Sonichu "Merchandise" online and behind my back. It is time for "her" to come forward and pay me my dues; about fifty percent. "60K a Year", she says. And this person is from Pennsylvania, NOT Ruckersville, VA.

Francine, please reply to my video to my second email address, Anightinchristine@gmail.com, to discuss the details of sending me the money.

Have a good day.
}}
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| stardate = 17 November 2015
| subject =
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| previous = [[Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping]]
| next =
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==Transcript==
Hello my loyal fans! I got a selfie remote, so that works for the better. Anyway, I'm here tonight because obviously for years, since I started, uh, with the trolls and whatnot, there have been instances of fakers and false products that I had no approval of, or have participated in whatsoever, and now this has come to my attention, such as which is somebody made a fan version of my "adult chronicles" titled video game, of which I've made the, uh, fake title sort of. But anyway, uh, this uh, "Jeff Ouzo" or as she prefers to be called, "Franciiine" from the s- state of Washing''ton''. She did not feel safe in Pittsburgh, and she's not transitioning very well either, sh- so she claimed to be a les- a trans woman. Mm. Anyway, she's uh, been preten- she has pretended to be me on uh, a website or two, so...

And apparently, between that and her own bunch of- bunches of panhandling and whatnot, I would s- I hav- it has come to my attention that this person makes a lot of money, especially off of the quote-unquote "Sonichu merchandise" that she has pretended to be me and selling with, so here's the deal Francine: you cut me in on at- on about half of that, half of what you have made, from my name, and my imagery, and whatnot, or otherwise shut-shush on my store down. Shut it down. Because I have all the details abo-about you, pretty lady-man. Mm? [Blows raspberry]

Right, so, cut me in on all those profits, the half of that at least, cause you ain't getting away with the false merchandising anymore. At least I would not be sending any people asking for directions your way either. So you're safe from that. But everybody should know to come to me on my shop on Etsy and any other shops that I personally list and reference between my Facebook page, as well as my Twitter feed, and definitely on my Etsy storefront. Additional branches may come out very soon, still depending, I'm still learning. Thank you all very much, and have a good pleasant day.

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Donation Options Reviewed.

2015-11-17T14:24:57Z

LucidFox: /* See Also */

'''Donation Options Reviewed.''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 12 [[November 2015]]. In it, he pledges a great degree of rewards to those who donate to his [[Etsy]] page, including plenty of lucrative ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' merch and comic books. He even reveals what happens if someone pledges a thousand dollars or more to him, probably as a result of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeoxjOI5IBo DSteck's particularly generous handout]. Chris also shows that he has started coating his newly-produced medallions in a glossy substance, most likely PVA Glue. Disgustingly, the three top related videos are footage of [[Wikipedia:Tunga_penetrans|jigger]] infections, implying Chris may be using some shady tags for his most recent videos. It may also have to do with Chris's mention of his [[Barb|mother's]] "holey buttocks".

==Description==
{{quotebox|I do take donations, and each donation, as low as $10.00 per page in the comic books, is greatly appreciated. The books and figure prototypes, and future projects, including a possible video game on console(s) or animated series, is made possible from the kind support from loyal and new readers and followers like y'all. Thank You. :)}}
==Video==
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| stardate = 12 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
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| shirt = N/A
| previous = [[Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!]]
| next = [[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.]]
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==Transcript==
''Chris is filming his complete set of Amiibos, neatly organised into a purpose-built stand made out of [[Lego]] and construction paper.''

Hello once again, and good day. This is Christine Chandler, coming to you once again from my- from home base right here. We're just gonna talk a little- talk a little while about my do- about the donations page, cuz I mean, while sales are going good here and there, I could still do better and... this is a household, I still have to help pay the bills with. So... Yeah, and the- and they continue- and the donations come in and out as well, they're- they... very good. And every person who donates gets their name put in the back of, definitely Book 11 this time round. And I'm thinkin' probably... Uh... But anyway, among the bigger donators will get their names put into more than Book 11, up, like, into 12, 13, so on depend on- depending on how much they donated. But lower they donate you only get your name in, uh, one book on the donation amount. But anyway then it becomes variation, but anyway again, that's $10 a page, so. I'm just showing off my figures right here, cuz they will come into play for among the higher donators, and I have more to show, but anyway. Let me just go ahead and read it to you.

As a devoted fan to Sonichu and Rosechu comic book series, I am certain that you do want to see more pages and eventual animations and whatever else might come to mind, depending on how much help and support I can get. Uh, I mean, especially since I end up with the creators boss- creator's block forced the hiatus in 2011. But I'm getting back into the drawling, writing, color, and working- and trying to work out a schedule that works around the projects, and orders, and whatnot. And then I have my own typical stresses in life as we- as well. Hm. But anyway from my shop, you- I mean, I have all my available materials and whatnot, but you- if you don't feel like buying a medallion, commission or figure or whatever, I offer you the chance to donate as low as $10. And for $10, uh... not only will you get uh, a page in that book and the name- and your name in the back of the book, but for each person who donates that there, I- I'll send you the uh, a black and white character drawing by default if uh, you don't make a request it'll just be uh, Sonichu in a- in the default - [showing an example drawing] that's not the default, this is a past request I photocopied for myself - anyway that's a limit of one drawing per person per day. If you would like the uh, character drawing, don't- the character drawing coloured, that goes up to the next level of donation of $20.

Anyway, uh, let's see, I'm going down a bit here, but anyway, everybody gets a chance for a character drawing at the least. Everybody gets a character drawing, and the higher they donate, the better the qua- the better the drawing will be. Alright, at the $50 level, you get your choice of either a recreation of the Sonichu medallion, and you'll note as it says in the description, the strap will be- the neck strap will be leather. And I'll make it long- and I've measure- premeasured long enough to make sure that it goes around my head at least. Anyway, you'll get your choice of either a medallion, or an autographed photo of me... [trails off] El- anyway, is that really...? Hm. And also, uh, your choice of one of the comic books that will be made available at the time, as early as Book Zero, or Book No. One is also available right now, but if you view this video on the later months you'll see more books to be made available, so that's your choice of a book. Alright- oh wait a minute, um, so that's at the $50 level again, I'm just repeating this, you'll get your choice of the medallion, or- oh okay, so you'll get your choice of just the medallion by itself, or an autographed photo, and a book.

Okay, I just wanted just tryin' to make sure I- I have it all printed out right here, so. [Blows raspberry] I get a little fumbled up in my words as well. Alright so anyway, moving on, uh, the $100 donation... Mm... Yeah, a $100 donation gets you a choice of any one- any single figure of the individual figures made available on Etsy, [pans camera to display figures] that's a wide range right there, as well as your choice of a printed copy book. Uh... [mumbles] And also, of course, you may request a character drawing- oh, I forgot you mention you can request your character drawing as well on the $50 donation level, everybody gets their- everybody gets a character drawing, but $20 and up it becomes coloured, but at the $100 level it does better than just one character, you get- you pretty much would get a full coloured drawing, with- complete with a background and everything, but... Mm... Yeah, I guess at that point you can call it a colour commission, yeah. At that level, I will personally laminate it, and pur- pus a- put a full sized certificate on the back of it, so $100 level will be a commission as well. You get a great deal! A figure and a colour commission for the $100 donation level. As well as a book! That's a pretty good deal right there.

Alright, so anyway we got that out- so anyway, we got all that drawing choices- levels out of the way. Right, at $500- okay, that gets you a medallion - which it doesn't have to be Sonichu by the way, it can be Rosechu or any of the other characters - I also take custom requests on the medallions, as I have done before on Ebay. And let's see, alright, so you get the medallion, you get your choice of any one of these figures, and then you also get your choice of either three-pack available which currently- the three-packs includes, well there's the me (Mii?) version which includes Chris-chan Sonichu, mm, as well as the past version of me, either short or tall, as well as the current version of me- and by the way I want to go ahead and bring up that all the three-packs, they will come with the Mii, you know the, as shown in the- as they talked about in the listings, if you put in Smash Bros., yeah, you get my- you get to play against my Mii character, and there's a different one- there's a different version of like, you know, past me and present me. But anyway, in the three-packs, it's- we're set- we're mine (mind? my?) set on the Mii characters, no Link or Toon Link, although of course Chris-chan Sonichu has to be a Sonic character at that point, regardless.

Anyway, you get your choice of the me (Mii?) three-pack, or current- or may currently available more recently the family three-pack, which you get Current Version me, as well as my mom and my dad. And again, check the individual listings on Etsy. Anyway, let's see, um, checking the- checking my print out again... Right, you get uh, for $500 you get the medallion, a single figure, and your choice of one of the three-packs... [mumbles] And then you may request an autographed photo as well, and/or you may request a copy of one of my books. [mumbles] And you can still request your character drawings, or at this point, a full colour donati- a full colour commission page... [mumbles] Right, so then- again you'll have you name put your- put in the back of more than one book. And then the big whopping deal! $1000 will get you the complete main Sonichu and Rosechu wave one set that includes uh, Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, Wild, Bubbles - complete with surfing on the tidal wave - Angelica, Punchy, and Magi-chan. You get all that, and your choice of one of the three-piece sets... Three-piece figure sets... [mumbles] And you'll also get a medallion of your choice of character content or whatev- or all that... I'm reading the wrong listing, let's see... Right, medallion, and you can still request an autographed photo of me, and a book! And you'll still get your colour commission.

So anyway, that's uh, all of the details, you can read about all of this on the donation listing on Cwcville Shopping. [holds print-out in front of the camera, which refuses to focus] Focus, focus! There we go. I'm going to print this out for reference. Anyway, yeah, so that- again, that's uh, $10 for default character drawing, $20 colour in the character, $50 gets the medallion, or an autographed photo, and a book. So you get a medallion, just the medallion, or you can have the autographed photo and a book. And you still get coloured character drawing. At $100 you get your choice of any single figure currently available, as well as one of my books, and you get fully upgraded to the full-coloured commission. Right, and $500 gets you Sonichu medallion, an individual figure plus either three-pack, as well as a copy of my- copy of one of my books, and you can choose to get an autographed photo, and full-coloured- and then a full-coloured commission. Or the $1000 gets you the full wave one set and your choice of one of three-piece sets, the medallion, the book, optional autographed photo, and full-coloured commission. And depending on uh, how much I have to create, and the time, hm, take as low as a few days for- few days to a week, depending on mood situations, whatever, for the drawing. And then uh, two to four weeks for a medallion, up to four weeks for a single figure, or either three pack, or up to eight weeks for multiple- for the multiple individual figures.

And now, go ahead and make ano- [video abruptly ends]

==See Also==
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Family Needs to appreciate Family

2015-11-17T11:04:44Z

LucidFox:

'''Family Needs to appreciate Family''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 10 [[November 2015]], in which Chris tries to guilt-trip his half-siblings into helping out his elderly mother.

Chris being Chris, this does not take the form of a private letter or heartfelt plea, but a video of ''[[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U|Super Smash Bros. for Wii U]]'' characters beating the crap out of each other. Chris's two personas (Christine and Christian), [[Bob|Mr. Bobby C.]] and [[Barb|BarbarAnne]] are on one team, with J. Cole S., Dr. D. Alan C. and Carol S. C. providing the opposition. "[[Autism]]" is on a third team, once again serving as the 'resident butt monkey' and magnet for both team's attacks.

==Description==

{{quotebox|[[Cole Smithey|#JosephColeSmithey]], [[David Alan Chandler|#DrDavidAlanChandler]], and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|#CarolSuzanneChandler]]; This Message for you three. You all have obviously forgotten about your family that y'all should be caring about as well, aside from your own local married families. Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated [[Bob Chandler|our Father]]. There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us. And Cole, [[Barb|OUR Mother]] is Still Alive; I REALLY want you to make amends and get close, once again, to her before Her time runs out. And as the one sibling that brings you three, Cole, Alan and Carol in connection together as Family; I want us all to reconnect as family. The distance Really bothers me and I have been feeling ill against y'all for not including me and our mother/stepmother to two of you.

Appreciate Your Families While There is still time.

Smash / 8-Player Smash
Smashville
Mii, Mii, Mii, Mii, Mii, Mii, Mii, Mii
}}

==Video==
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==Transcript==
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==See Also==

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Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-17T07:20:35Z

LucidFox:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
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| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
''[The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background]''

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- ''[Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again]''

'''Sonichu:''' "C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

'''Rosechu:''' "Okay!"

''[Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo. He quickly picks up Sonichu]''

'''Sonichu:''' "You accidentally hit me!"

'''Rosechu:''' "I'm sorry."

'''Sonichu:''' "Alright, let's get another one!"

''[He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table]''

'''Sonichu:''' "Mega-kick!" ''[Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop]''

'''Rosechu:''' "Mach-punch!" ''[Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo]''

'''Sonichu:''' "And... Team Thunderbolt!"

''[Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise]''

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

''[Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo]''

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! ''[He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure]'' Uh, hey y'all-- ''(sigh)'' you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- ''[Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo]'' I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! ''[Knocks Chris figure over]'' You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! ''[Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it]'' And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

''[Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]]''

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! ''[Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises]'' Frickin' Autism! Yeah! ''[Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure]'' And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! ''[Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.]''

And then of course... ''[Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame]'' Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

''[Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down]'' I think we have the... ''[Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers]'' I think we have... another couple come in this time...

''[Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary]''

Wild and Simonla!

''[Chris manipulates Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' ''(deep, gravelly voice)'' "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

''[Chris manipulates Mary Lee Walsh]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

'''Graduon:''' "No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

'''Graduon:''' "Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

''[Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla]''

'''Wild:''' "We're confused... but let's take 'em out!"

''[Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises]''

'''Wild:''' "Vine-whip!"

''[Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around]''

'''Simonla:''' "Burrow in the ground!"

''[Chris holds Simonla's drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris babbles fight "sound-effects". He sets Wild and Simonla upright]''

''[Camera pans over table]'' And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. ''[Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu]'' In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- ''[Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame]'' Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. ''[Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu]'' Oops. ''[Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again]''

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me!

''[Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]]''

And my family! My family's the good people. ''[Camera wobbles around a bit]'' Except for...

''[Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings]''

'''Some'''. Except for '''some'''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still...

''[Camera whip-pans back over to his parents]'' '''Alive'''.

''[Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything]''

You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! ''[Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole"]'' Movie reviewer.

''
[Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole"]''

'''Cole:''' "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! ''[He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!" He picks his Amiibo self back up]''

Yeah, well you look like my brother, so... ''[Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!"]'' Take that!"

''[Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises. "Cole" is set upright once more]''

'''Cole:''' "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

''
[Moves Graduon next to "Cole"]''

'''Graduon:''' "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

''[Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures]''

'''Graduon:''' "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

''[Awkward pause]''

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. ''[Camera passes over all of the Amiibos]'' A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. ''(cough)'' And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. ''[Moves Graduon into frame]'' Of Graduon!

''[Moves Mary next to Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Aw, shut up!"

[Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over, but picks up right back up]

'''Graduon:''' "I don't think so! '''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!'''

''[Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over. Chris picks up her up again]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." ''[Moves Mary out of frame]''

'''Graduon:''' "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!"

''[Awkward pause]''

'''Graduon:''' "''(sigh)'' Well, that's life." ''[Moves Graduon out of frame]''

''[Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu]'' "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==
* [[SonichuBabies]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]
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2015-11-17T07:10:05Z

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==January 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009]]''' (5:47) {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DogShirt}} Chris announces that a deal has been made with Nintendo of America to introduce Sonichu and Rosechu as characters in the new ''Animal Crossing: City Folk'' game, although he seems to believe that early versions of these characters have somehow escaped into the internet.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009]]''' (1:43) {{Website}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Chris issues a statement announcing the hacking of sonichu.net by Gregg Mays, demanding that the site be restored.

* '''[[I am STRAIGHT]]''' ''12 [[January 2009]]'' (:08) {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris holds up a picture of [[Britney Spears]] to prove he is not a [[homo]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009]]''' (4:19) {{ED}} {{Miyamoto}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Possibly under pressure from Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, Chris uploads this video to deny officially as possible and forbid everyone from looking at his page on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009]]''' (:50) {{Website}} {{ED}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris warns his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] has hacked his Tripod account again, so he informs them of his new Tripod account and website.

* '''[[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san]]''' ''17 [[January 2009]]'' (2:20) {{Video games}} {{Reason}} {{Miyamoto}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris attempts to appeal to Shigeru Miyamoto's cultural background after he hit a snag when Miyamoto jumped to the conclusion that he is talking to a troll and not the real Chris.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009]]''' (1:37) {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris issues a scathing statement concerning hackers who used his email account to send messages to dozens of people saying he came out of the closet, and stomps on the vibrator he has owned for years.

* '''[[Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash]]''' ''19 [[January 2009]]'' (3:23) {{Reason}} {{Clyde}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris begs [[Clyde Cash]] to stop torturing him for revenge over his brother's suicide, suggests Clyde just get over it, and compares the death of Ryan Cash to the death of [[Patti Chandler|his dog]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]''' (1:35) {{Website}} {{JokerShirt}} Chris announces that sonichu.info, the site he created just days ago following the hacking of sonichu.net, has also been hacked, and promises his fans (especially the female ones) that he will restore his true website soon.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009]]''' (1:43) {{Miyamoto}} {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}} After weeks of talking about collaborating with Shigeru Miyamoto and disappearing from the internet for several days around the time that he was scheduled to meet with Miyamoto in Redmond, Washington, speculation grew that Chris was actually attempting to make this cross-country journey, until he finally posted this video, claiming to have just returned, but somehow you can just tell he hasn't even left his house since his last video.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 30th, 2009]]''' (3:24) {{Homos}} {{Rage}} {{Miyamoto}} {{TanWideLines}} Chris retracts his January 26 statement and angrily responds to Reggie Fils-Aimé and his complaint about a panty shot in Chris's PowerPoint presentation, a complaint Chris distorts into false allegations of nudity and characterizes as a general opposition to heterosexuality.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009]]''' (5:56) {{Miyamoto}} {{YellowRedStripeShirt}} Chris retracts his 30 January retraction of his 26 January retraction, and apologizes for his unprofessional behavior toward Shigeru Miyamoto and Reggie Fils-Aimé, pleading them to merely postpone the Sonichu video game project indefinitely rather than cancel it outright.

==February 2009==

* '''[[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]''' ''5 [[February 2009]]'' (6:09) {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{DarkRedShirt}} Chris comes out of the closet and finally declares himself to be a "gaybian", in the result of Clyde threatening [[Julie]] with harm and demanding that Chris became gay on YouTube in exchange for her safety.

* '''[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]''' ''6 [[February 2009]]'' (2:58) {{Homos}} {{Julie}} {{Clyde}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris explains why he had to make the two videos suggesting that he was gay, in order to satisfy an agreement with Clyde Cash, before flashing back to him pulling apart his vibrator.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009]]''' (2:52) {{Homos}} {{Panda}} {{Julie}} {{GreenStripeShirt}} Chris briefly recaps his previous videos, announces a new website, speculates that PandaHalo may have been killed in the Australian Bushfires, and farts.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009]]''' (3:20) {{Video games}} {{Miyamoto}} {{Julie}} {{Reason}} {{DogShirt}} Chris shows off his bedroom floor, in a bid to demonstrate to Clyde Cash that he has fulfilled his end of their agreement, and reads a letter from Nintendo of America, responding to his private query about his negotiations with Shigeru Miyamoto.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]]''' (2:30) {{Homos}} {{GreenYellowBlackStripe}} Chris apologizes for his homophobia, and announces that he is finished filming a dedication for one of his sweetest [[Sonichu Girls]]--the name of which he never announces, but it's nevertheless clear that he's referring to [[Sarah May]].

* '''[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]''' ''20 [[February 2009]]'' (7:40) {{Sex}} {{Julie}} {{Leaked}} Chris has [[hanky-panky]] with [[Kimmi]] and yells "JULAYYYY!"

==March 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009]]''' (2:26) {{Tragedy}}{{Julie}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris, visibly distraught after the outing of Julie, explains that he has been under a lot of stress lately, and tells his fans to not believe the trolls, even though he's not wearing his medallion.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]''' (4:45) {{Homos}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris states his viewing of the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "Family Guy", is hard at work on a new Sonichu medallion, and publicly announces that he is withdrawing from the internet as a front in his Love Quest.

* '''[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]''' ''16 [[March 2009]]'' (:47) {{Video games}} {{Tragedy}} {{RedShirt2}} {{Game Place}} Chris apologizes to Michael Snyder of [[The GAMe PLACe]] so that he [[Chris and remorse|can buy Eye of Judgement cards]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009]]''' (2:03) {{Comics}} {{Ivy}} {{CaptainFalconShirt}} Chris explains a few recent happenings, or lack thereof, and makes a brief shout-out to [[Ivy]].

* '''[[CWC's Message for Ivy]]''' ''20 [[March 2009]]'' (:59) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} Chris sends a ''creepy'' message to Ivy.

* '''[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]''' ''26 [[March 2009]]'' (5:52) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{PokeShirt}} Chris makes an entire "music video" for Ivy, set to "Holding Out for a Hero" by Bonnie Tyler, and shows off new comic pictures.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009]]''' (2:50) {{Comics}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Chris threatens to withhold comics from his fans if trolls refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

*'''[[Tour of Chris's House]]''' ''27 [[March 2009]]'' (8:59) {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} {{JerkopShirt}} Chris gives a video tour of the landfill that is his house.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009]]''' (2:48) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertBlueGrayShirt}} Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, Chris blows his stack and threatens to '''''STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!'''''

* '''[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]''' ''29 [[March 2009]]'' (1:45) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{RedBlueShirt}} In what is perhaps Chris's creepiest video to date, Chris delivers a short speech to Ivy and shows a few pictures, while his crappy cover of "[[Lovin' You]]" plays.

* '''[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (5:33) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{DangerStripeShirt}} Chris gives a prepared speech about the importance of flatulence, and then sings about farting.

* '''[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (5:23) {{Violence}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris rages against his ED page, and then abuses a doll with a picture of Clyde Cash attached to its face.

* '''[[Secret Weapon]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (:41) {{Comedy}} {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris makes fun of Clyde Cash based on a picture of Lee Hotti that he calls his "mugshot".

* '''[[YouTube Finale]]''' ''30 [[March 2009]]'' (1:08) {{Clyde}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} Chris calls out to Clyde Cash again, threatening to beat him up. At the same time, he decides to withdraw from the YouTube scene...for now.

==April 2009==

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009]]''' (1:16) {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris makes an announcement about a new website he made, only 10 days after leaving the internet forever.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate Easter Sunday, 2009]]''' (1:24) {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris announces the recent changes to cwcville.com, and lets his sweetheart Ivy know that he loves her.

* '''[[More for the crabs]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (:28) {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy's hermit crabs, [[Crass and Champ]].

* '''[[The Return of Kimmi]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (:50) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris gives a shoutout to Ivy by kissing his blow-up doll taped with Ivy's face for a good 20 seconds.

* '''[[Bunny Hop]]''' ''12 [[April 2009]]'' (1:01) {{Racism}} {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedStripeShirt}} Chris attempts to entertain fictional crabs by dancing like a child.

* '''[[A CWC Audition]]''' ''16 [[April 2009]]'' (7:46) {{Comedy}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} {{Leaked}} Chris video tapes himself in an audition with "[[Vanessa Hudgens]]".

* '''[[April 16 Fetish Vids]]''' ''16 [[April 2009]]'' (2:25) {{Sex}} {{Ivy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}} In three leaked videos, Chris drinks his own semen, spanks himself, and dances naked in the shower.

* '''[[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]''' ''17 [[April 2009]]'' (1:58) {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy by talking to his sex doll (with Ivy's face attached) before he makes out with it.

* '''[[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions]]''' ''17 [[April 2009]]'' (4:49) {{Tragedy}} {{Ivy}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris apologizes to Ivy for cheating on her with Vanessa Hudgens with complete insincerity.

* '''[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]''' ''23 [[April 2009]]'' (1:45) {{Crazy}} {{Rage}} {{Clyde}} {{VertRedGreenShirt}} After a nearly week-long silence, Chris finally speaks up again, this time calling out Clyde Cash.

* '''[[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]''' ''24 [[April 2009]]'' (7:14) {{Music}} {{Ivy}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris does another music video, this time to "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" by Celine Dion, for his and Ivy's wedding.

* '''[[I Got A Fish]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (:12) {{Comedy}} {{Music}} {{ClassicShirt}} Chris jogs in place while singing a song about him brandishing fish.

* '''[[Power]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (1:06) {{Power}} {{Comedy}} {{Leaked}} Chris shows how "strong" he is.

* '''[[CWCFlyingElephants]]''' ''27 [[April 2009]]'' (6:54) {{Crazy}} {{Comedy}} {{CreepyRobe}} {{Leaked}} In what is possibly the most [[Chris and Reality|insane]] video he's ever made, Chris runs around in his room, naked, screaming [[random access humor|whatever comes to his mind]].

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]''' (6:04) {{Reason}} {{Ivy}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} In this set of videos, Chris addresses the 16 April release of video and pictures and admits what was already obvious--that the woman for whom he made the sex videos is Ivy.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 29th, 2009]]''' (:48) {{Comics}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Chris apologizes for delays in any new comics and then leaves for a haircut.

* '''[[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]''' ''30 [[April 2009]]'' (1:27) {{Crazy}} {{RedYellowStripeShirt}} Chris dramatizes his [[biological clock]], which involves yelling at and repeatedly hitting himself.

==May 2009==

*'''[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]''' ''1 [[May 2009]]'' (5:08) {{Sex}} {{Music}} {{Crazy}} {{Ivy}} {{RedShirt2}} Chris threatens Ivy with promises of sex and hanging out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] and sings a ''[[Mary Poppins]]'' song.

* '''[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]''' ''3 [[May 2009]]'' (3:03) {{RedBlueShirt}} Chris urges the Sonichu and Rosechu fanbase to keep up his [[Wikipedia]] page after it was deleted by Wikipedia Admins so that no more vicious lies and slander will spread about him on the internet.

*'''[[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]]''' ''4 [[May 2009]]'' (6:36) {{Reason}} {{Homos}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris tells Unilever to stop selling their products to [[homos]].

* '''[[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]]''' ''20 [[May 2009]]'' (1:33) {{Reason}} {{Comedy}} {{Rage}} {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} A little bit of everything, Chris swears off falling for trolls, sings a silly song about being lonely, and tells the trolls to die.

* '''[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]''' (2:50) {{Website}} {{VertRedShirt}} Chris explains that he has closed the cwcville.com domain and has no plans to reopen it in the near future. He also notes he won't be making as many videos in the future. He seems surprisingly cognizant of the fact that if he stops producing content on the internet then the trolls will have no new material to use against him.

==June 2009==

*'''[[Chris's Big Night Out]]''' ''12 [[June 2009]]'' (4:33) {{RedShirt2}} Chris visits a local bar/restaurant, where he encounters a pair of [[trolls|fans]] who record him.

* '''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]''' ''15 [[June 2009]]'' (2:02) {{Homos}} {{Music}} {{Audio}} Chris sings his own version of the song "Don't Trust Them New [[niggos|Niggas]] Over There", replacing "Niggas" with "Homos."

* '''[[I'm Sorry, Dude]]''' ''15 [[June 2009]]'' (3:02) {{Homos}} {{Galpals}} {{Reason}} {{CreepyRobe}} Chris apologizes to his gal-pal Kim for offending her [[gay]] brother.
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Template:ListOfVideos/2015

2015-11-17T07:05:27Z

LucidFox: add new videos

HelloLadyFans

2015-11-17T06:52:28Z

LucidFox:

'''HelloLadyFans''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 1 [[November 2015]], where he tries to continue his everlasting [[Love Quest]]. It shows Chris just after presumably taking a shower, draped across his bed. It also shows how [[Naive|Chris has yet to learn anything]] as he gives a Gmail account for anyone who wishes to talk to him, as long as it's a [[Sweetheart|girl]]. Unlike his videos from [[October 2015|last month]], this one was age-restricted as per YouTube's Community Guidelines. Two days after posting, he provided a link to the video on his [[Facebook]] page.

Chris's attempt to effect a seductive drawl makes him sound especially Southern, or drunk.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Only Email me at Anightinchristine@gmail.com, please. I personally look forward to meeting and getting better acquainted with the ladies who like me from the distance. AND Honesty is always a positive turn on for me, so please use your real name when emailing me; No [[Chris and English|anonymosity]] at all, please.}}

A couple days later he added:

{{quotebox|Also, please do attach a most current photo of yourself. Thank you.}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = HelloLadyFriends
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hICl_2RNnBg}}
| stardate = 01 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Sex|text}} {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia]]
| next = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
}}

==Transcription==
'''Chris:''' Hello to all my lucky lady faaaans. (''Chris grabs the towel on his head'') Yes, I just got out of the [[Chris and Health|shower]] and I feel clean again.... Well, it gets lonely around here in my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. I feel like I might want to date some of y'all. (''Chris shows more cleavage'') Maybe we get to know each other, you know? Have a pleasant dinner, or just enjoy a conversation over a cup of coffee. See where things go, see how we feel around each other. Yeah, maybe I'll eventually find my [[sweetheart]] ''amongst'' y'all. (''inspects something he found on his head'') See where things go, you know? I'm open to all kinds of [[china|women]], 'cause you get the whole package in one, the female soul and the body that can go any way you desire (''pulls down his shirt to reveal his shoulder and bra'') My ladieees. Mm. Straight, bisexual, lesbian, I'll take y'all on. 'Cause I have, 'cause I'm an [[Chris and reality|overlooked treasure]], and I should not be ignored or overlooked any longer. So I get, I think we should start gettin' to know each other, my loyal lady fans. And of course, you know who I'm talking to, hm hm hm, y'all. So just contact me at the email address (''points downward'') I provide underneath this video, and we`ll set up a lovely date, just between the two of us, mmm. One weekend, y'all can visit, maybe get a hotel room, y'all, where we'll spend a lovely evening together in or somethin', or maybe we'll swing by here.

Well, get to know me, talk to me, see where we, see whether we click or not. Mmm. Lovely lovely times and memories to be shared. And even if things don't work out for the long run, you'll still get a new friend in me anyway. (''raises little finger'') Ss-, and I pinky-promise on that. Thank y'all for your 'ttention and l-, and whatnot. (''Chris flashes his cleavage once more before ending the video'')

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCVille Connections
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0BB-8ci0lBc}}
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/MycalFelps MycalFelps]
| stardate = 2 [[November 2015]]
}}

==See Also==
*[[HairDifference]], another instance in which Chris used the shower on a rare occasion.
*[[Carlos Chantor]], Chris's earlier attempt to solicit [[China]].

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.]]|nextlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

HelloLadyFans

2015-11-17T06:47:09Z

LucidFox:

'''HelloLadyFans''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 1 [[November 2015]], where he tries to continue his everlasting [[Love Quest]]. It shows Chris just after presumably taking a shower, draped across his bed. It also shows how [[Naive|Chris has yet to learn anything]] as he gives a Gmail account for anyone who wishes to talk to him, as long as it's a [[Sweetheart|girl]]. Unlike his videos from [[October 2015|last month]], this one was age-restricted as per YouTube's Community Guidelines. Two days after posting, he provided a link to the video on his [[Facebook]] page.

Chris's attempt to effect a seductive drawl makes him sound especially Southern, or drunk.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Only Email me at Anightinchristine@gmail.com, please. I personally look forward to meeting and getting better acquainted with the ladies who like me from the distance. AND Honesty is always a positive turn on for me, so please use your real name when emailing me; No [[Chris and English|anonymosity]] at all, please.}}

A couple days later he added:

{{quotebox|Also, please do attach a most current photo of yourself. Thank you.}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = HelloLadyFriends
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hICl_2RNnBg}}
| stardate = 01 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Sex|text}} {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia]]
| next = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
}}

==Transcription==
'''Chris:''' Hello to all my lucky lady faaaans. (''Chris grabs the towel on his head'') Yes, I just got out of the [[Chris and Health|shower]] and I feel clean again.... Well, it gets lonely around here in my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. I feel like I might want to date some of y'all. (''Chris shows more cleavage'') Maybe we get to know each other, you know? Have a pleasant dinner, or just enjoy a conversation over a cup of coffee. See where things go, see how we feel around each other. Yeah, maybe I'll eventually find my [[sweetheart]] ''amongst'' y'all. (''inspects something he found on his head'') See where things go, you know? I'm open to all kinds of [[china|women]], 'cause you get the whole package in one, the female soul and the body that can go any way you desire (''pulls down his shirt to reveal his shoulder and bra'') My ladieees. Mm. Straight, bisexual, lesbian, I'll take y'all on. 'Cause I have, 'cause I'm an [[Chris and reality|overlooked treasure]], and I should not be ignored or overlooked any longer. So I get, I think we should start gettin' to know each other, my loyal lady fans. And of course, you know who I'm talking to, hm hm hm, y'all. So just contact me at the email address (''points downward'') I provide underneath this video, and we`ll set up a lovely date, just between the two of us, mmm. One weekend, y'all can visit, maybe get a hotel room, y'all, where we'll spend a lovely evening together in or somethin', or maybe we'll swing by here.

Well, get to know me, talk to me, see where we, see whether we click or not. Mmm. Lovely lovely times and memories to be shared. And even if things don't work out for the long run, you'll still get a new friend in me anyway. (''raises little finger'') Ss-, and I pinky-promise on that. Thank y'all for your 'ttention and l-, and whatnot. (''Chris flashes his cleavage once more before ending the video'')

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCVille Connections
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0BB-8ci0lBc}}
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/MycalFelps MycalFelps]
| stardate = 2 [[November 2015]]
}}

==See Also==
*[[HairDifference]], another instance in which Chris used the shower on a rare occasion.
*[[Carlos Chantor]], Chris's earlier attempt to solicit [[China]].

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.]]|nextlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

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2015-11-17T06:42:02Z

LucidFox:

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Template:Love quest

2014-10-06T04:49:37Z

LucidFox:

{{Navbox
|name = Love quest
|title='''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Weston Chandler]]'s [[Love Quest|Love Quest]]'''
|image = [[File:Heart-Torch-Comic.jpg|150px]]

|group1 = [[Sweetheart]]s
|list1= [[Megan Schroeder]] • [[Blanca|Blanca Weiss]] • [[PandaHalo]] • [[BlueSpike|Julie Milvana]] • [[Vanessa Hudgens]] • [[Ivy|Ivy O'Neil]] • [[Kacey|Kacey Devoria]] • "[[The Wallflower]]" ([[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|in Chris's words]]) • [[Jackie|Jackie Romy]] • [[Catherine]]

|group2 = Purpose
|list2= [[Chris and sex|Sex]] • [[China]] • [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]] • [[Reginald Chandler]]

|group3 = Obstacles
|list3= [[Mary Lee Walsh]] • [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] • [[Manajerks]] • [[Autism]] • [[Virginia is for Virgins]] • [[Noviophobia]] • [[Friend zone]] • [[Trolls]]

|group4 = Writings
|list4= "[[Valentines Day Hymn]]" • "[[For My True Love, I Would…]]" • "[[Hard Love Quest]]" • "[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]" • "[[Saddest Heart in the World]]" • "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]" • "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" • "[[Feel So Lonesome]]"

|group5 = See also
|list5= [[Attraction Sign]] • [[Boyfriend-free girl]] • [[Dating]] • [[Dating education]] • [[Gal pal]] • [[Heart level]] • [[Heart Torch of Fail]] • [[Mass debating]] ([[Fapcup]]) • [[Raincoat]] • [[Red String of Fate]] • [[Semen]] • [[Sex toys]] • [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]] • [[Third date]] • [[Virgin with rage]]
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2014 Anonymous Sweetheart

2014-09-23T03:09:09Z

LucidFox:

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:Mystery Woman 2014.jpg|thumbnail|right|Probable depiction.]]
In the summer of 2014, [[Chris]] revealed that he has found himself a '''new [[sweetheart]]'''. The first public signs of her appeared on 29 August, when a member of the [[CWCki Forums]] made a post about an autograph and a drawing sent to her by Chris. The drawing, signed 18 August 2014, contained a note in the back in which Chris claimed to have a girlfriend.<ref>[[Other_documents#Items_sent_by_Chris_to_a_CWCki_Forums_member]]</ref> On 31 [[August 2014]] Chris claimed on Facebook to have had a date with his girlfriend on that day while wearing a [[Britney Spears]] perfume.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#First date?]]</ref> On the same day he also changed his Facebook relationship status from "single" to "in a relationship". According to the status change the relationship began on 9 [[July 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Life events]]</ref>

On 5 [[September 2014]] Chris used Facebook to tell his eBay customers that the commissions they have ordered will be delayed due to Chris being busy with his girlfriend.<ref>[[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris finally found a sweetheart?]]</ref> As of the time of writing, very little is known about this woman and her motives for being in contact with Chris. Hell, for all we know she could be [[Chloe|completely fictional]], or even [[Megan Schroeder|just]] [[The Wallflower|another]] [[Tiffany Gowen|unlucky]] [[gal pal|gal-pal]] that Chris has taken [[Chris and sex|a bit too much]] [[China|interest]] in.

On [[Twin Falling Towers|September 11th]], Chris posted this Facebook status:
{{quotebox|I want to make something very clear.

My Girlfriend and Sweetheart is Very Real; she is NOT a [[Hooker incident|Hooker or Prostitute]]. And I certainly am Not spending money on Hookers or Prostitutes. Although I sincerely do feel sorry for them all and having to do what they do for a living. [[Barbara Chandler|My Mother]] and I do have our own expenses, NOT DIGITALLY RELATED, that we are paying off, and the minimums are growing steep. And my mother still needs her dental work, and we do enjoy eating good food like most everyone, including You!

Please Remember and Respect that about us, about most everyone, and about Yourself!}}

==References==
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{{Love quest}}
{{Sweethearts}}

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Template:Quote of the now

2014-09-18T04:51:12Z

LucidFox:

{{quote|And for every one of you [[Trolls|Sods]] who continue to mislabel me as a [[Homos|Homosexual]] [[JERKS|Male]], or hint towards anything like that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss [[Tomgirl Saga|My Vagina Of My Soul]]!|Chris on Facebook, [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|18 September 2014]].}}
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Transgender

2014-09-15T09:30:08Z

LucidFox: /* Evidence of Legitimate Transsexualism */ both of these claims, while popular in the 1980s, are now known to be wrong

{{Quote|Yes, I am a Tomgirl, and I am damn proud of it. I have embraced and appreciated my feminine side. I am still totally heterosexual. Otherwise, I would be a full-blown you-know-what. ''[...]'' I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>}}
[[File:TG11.jpg|thumb|Chris during the Tomgirl Saga]]
[[File:Frickinlove1.jpg|thumb|Chris's ultimate dream - meeting a tomboy just like him]]
[[File:Tomboygirl.jpg|thumb|Chris's other dream]]
The '''Tomgirl Saga''' was the eighteenth [[saga]] in [[Chris]]'s life. After being suggested that he get in touch with his feminine side, Chris became a "[[tomgirl]]", dressing in women's clothes and putting on makeup. The [[Calling Out]] videos are generally included as part of this saga.

It's possible that Chris came up with the term from Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill, where he says that being a transvestite is the same as being a male tomboy, though this is not confirmed.

==Summary==
{{quote|Also, here is another way to consider me, I am a Ken doll any Barbie CAN dress in her
clothes, and I would feel most comfortable in them and to model them
for her. Come shopping with me, sweetie. ;|Chris, Jackie email, May 6 2011<ref name="Jackie24" />}}

===Prologue===
According to an email Chris sent to [[Jackie]] on 26 [[March 2011]], Chris started cross-dressing at the beginning of that month.<ref name="Jackie24">[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> At the end of that month Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of [[April 2011|April]].

On 29 April, the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] were released by [[Surfshack Tito]]. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in, at least what he believes are, seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention from [[trolls]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Tomgirl pictures|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barbara|Barb 2.0]]
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
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Barb was not happy, making negative remarks, such as, "do not wear eye shadow," "you look like [[Carlos Chantor|a prostitute]]," "lipstick makes you look like a hooker," "you're turning into a [[homos|gay]]," "what are you piercing next?" and "what's next, you wearing a skirt and high heels?"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>

===Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia===
[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|left|thumb|Chris' TAToV avatar, used while posting as KookyDashy]]
In late May, Chris discovered the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. The forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia who wish to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username [[My Little Pony|Kookydashy]], marking a midpoint in the saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed that he had [[Homos|come out]] to his parents, only to receive insults from them. [[Barb]], in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire, and [[Bob]], according to Chris, "threw the damned fag card" at him. Chris also recounts a story in which he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom." However, a [[jerkop]] caught him and yelled at him for going to the women's restroom; Chris proceeded to ignore him and continue using the women's restroom.

Later posts Chris made mention his online trolling, practically saying everything but "I am Christian Weston Chandler." According to Chris, socializing online makes people more [[autistic]], and people should socialize offline. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading him to accuse a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

A month later, [[Thorg]] discovered the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and made an article about it on the [[CWCki]]. Chris noticed this quickly, and alerted his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Chris admitted that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complained about the trolls, and said that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki said. The other posters promised to help Chris defeat the trolls. After this, the forums became defunct, as the tomboys and tomgirls helped Chris find a way to get revenge.

===Calling Out===
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris during the Calling Out videos]]
In August, Chris makes his return to Youtube. After planning with his fellow tomboys and tomgirls, he has obtained dox on all of his trolls. From here, Chris makes a series of videos calling out various trolls.

Chris first calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris. Surfshack Tito replied a few days later, meeting Chris's demands.

The next troll called out was Thorg. Chris demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris. Unlike Tito, Thorg did not take Chris seriously. Chris re-calls out Thorg, and eventually unmasks him as Jeremy Slonwhite, a fat, nerdy atheist living in Canada.

Chris then calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and simply demands that he apologize to Chris. However, Jack Thaddeus unmasked himself, revealing that he is ADF, another lolcow. Chris responds by mocking him and his communist views.

Later, Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], and demands that he apologize to Chris. Alec Benson Leary did not respond to Chris's [[Calling Out]] video, so Chris unmasked him as Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man who eats food on Youtube.

Finally, Chris called out [[BlueSpike]], and demanded that he 1) stop people from prank calling him and screaming "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris. BlueSpike did not respond, but Chris did not unmask him because tragedy had hit his family.

===Epilogue?===
On [[September 2011|6 September 2011]], [[Bob]] passed away from heart failure. This brought the public events of Tomgirl Saga to a relatively abrupt end, as Chris was in mourning and apparently too depressed to make more videos. BlueSpike's deadline to respond to Chris passed without Chris unmasking him. Only a few pictures of tomgirl Chris have emerged since then.

However, this major life event did not dissuade Chris from being a tomgirl. 3 years later, according to his latest [[OkCupid]] profile, he stated "I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway)."

===Chris the Homo?===
On 14 August [[2014]], Chris [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|revealed]] via [[Facebook]] that he is a self-described "Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser", claiming shortly afterward to be a lesbian in a male body. He also proclaimed that he is a supporter of "LBT" rights, which seems to have neatly coincided with the advent of his professed status as a trans person. His omission of the "G" (Gay) was attacked by Kim, in the face of which Chris admitted that the [[Homos|"G.M.s"]] were "fortunate" to be "on the boat", suggesting that he despises gay men as much as ever.

===Evidence of Legitimate Transsexualism===
Almost none. Though he has extolled wearing a bra for years, he staunchly claimed that he was a man at the time — and still is bizarrely claiming to be a "lesbian identified male" rather than adopting a female identity. His hatred of all [[Pickle|pickles]] rather than just his own suggests issues about sexual insecurity rather than gender insecurity, and his total non-acceptance of LGBT people until now is another nail in the coffin.

===Possible Reasons for the Tomgirl Turn===

Most may wonder why Chris, after so many years of preaching against this type of behaviour, would turn around and dress like a woman, especially since it adds fuel to the fire that he might be [[Homos|homosexual]], a term he outright hates. There are a few theories:

* As [[Clyde Cash]] pointed out, it could be a latent desire he's been in denial over for years and only now beginning to embrace.
* Some suggested that he received advice about "getting in touch with his feminine side" and Chris [[Autism|took it literally]].
* As evidenced by [[Women's rights|his past behaviour towards women]] and his recent bragging about using the female restroom, he could be doing it as an excuse to peep on women using them. While it's also likely he's doing it to avoid seeing other men's [[Duck|ducks]], but when you consider that he once suggested to trolls that he go and rape his guidance counselor, would you really put it past him?
* It could be a bizarre, roundabout solution to the cognitive dissonance that no doubt comes with Chris's increasingly often demonstrated [[JERKS|hatred of his own gender]]. As opposed to, you know, abandoning his hatred of men and admitting to himself that he only ever hated them because [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|he's]] [[Liquid Chris|jealous]] and too immature to deal with jealousy properly.

==Timeline==
* [[March 2011|30 March 2011]] - Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the [[Tomgirl Pictures]].
* [[April 2011|29 April 2011]] - [[Tomgirl Pictures|Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released.]] These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* [[May 2011|14 May 2011]] - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* 29 May 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Introductions!|Chris writes his introduction]] to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Chris describes how he came out]] as a tomgirl to his parents, as [[Bob]] called him a "fag", and [[Barb]] commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee|Chris recounts an experience]] where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom.
* [[June 2011|9 June 2011]] - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|Chris reveals that Barb]] tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear [[Muscle bra|bras]].
* 17 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Friendship Issues|Chris talks about himself]] in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more [[gal-pals]] then male friends, and that [[dating education]] should be a mandatory class.
* 22 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Reputation|Chris makes his final post]] on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the [[CWCki]], where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his [[trolls]] and [[Sonichu]].
* [[July 2011|20 July 2011]] - [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* 21 July 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* [[August 2011|6 August 2011]] - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to [[Youtube]]. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Chris calls out]] [[Surfshack Tito]], and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris calls out]] [[Thorg]], and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris tells Thorg and Tito]] that they must respond to the [[Calling Out]] videos by August 31.
* 9 August 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Chris calls out]] [[Alec Benson Leary]], simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[It's not that cold|Chris goes outside,]] pretends to dig up [[Patti]], and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|Tito responds to Chris,]] who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* 10 August 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris accepts Tito's attempts]] to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** [[Correction of EX relationship status|Chris mentions that he never dated the]] [[Wallflower]], and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new [[sweetheart]].
* 12 August 2011 - [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|Chris unmasks Thorg,]] and reveals that he is Jeremy Slonwhite of Canada.
* 16 August 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya|Chris calls out]] [[Jack Thaddeus]], and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[Kaka Makeup Basics|Chris makes a makeup tutorial video]], reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* 20 August 2011 - [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches]] dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* 23 August 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** [[Re-Calling Ahuvia|Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus]], and reveals that he is a communist.
** [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|Chris calls out]] [[BlueSpike]], and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.|Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop]] given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* 28 August 2011 - A Youtube user named "CWCvilleProductions" uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, [[Victory Rockout|Chris rocks out]] to a Skyrim remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* 29 August 2011 - [[Response to ADF|Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus]] who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his [[homophobia]] while stating he also likes lesbians.
* 30 August 2011 - [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary]] a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* 31 August 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] - [[Bob]] dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos, and possibly the Tomgirl Saga.
* 15 September 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.

==See also==
* [[Tomgirl Pictures]]
* [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
* [[Calling Out]]

==References==
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[[Category:Sagas]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Mailbag

2014-08-28T14:49:47Z

LucidFox: /* Censorship */

[[Image:Letr.gif|thumb|right|Chris's fanmail clipart from CWCipedia. It uses the same colors as [[CWCville|Nazi Germany]].]]
{{Quote|not ALL Objectionable Letters go to the Reject Pile... more like the [[Wikipedia: Memory hole|Round-Hole Bin.]]|Chris<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref>}}
On 19 [[November 2009]], the [[Cogsdev|sysop]] of [[CWCipedia]] created a new page for [[Chris]] to answer [[troll|fan]] e-mails. This '''Mailbag''' marked the first time the words of other humans appeared on CWCipedia, which up to that point had been all Chris all the time.

The Mailbag quickly overflowed from its original page into a series of numbered pages, each one containing a random assortment of fanmail for Chris to respond to with his own special brand of [[Honest Content]]. This quickly became the best way to ask Chris any manner of questions about his deeply disturbing life, though Chris has become disillusioned with the practice over time (especially as letters increasingly focused on his many failures and [[autism|other shortcomings]]). Chris ceased answering the letters in [[February 2010]], during which he was more focused on [[The Wallflower]] than his works and left them to rot after he "abandoned" the [[Internet]] and the original [[CWCipedia]] was deleted.

==Insight==
This direct line into Chris's thoughts allowed curious trolls a brand new way to find the answers they so desperately sought: asking politely. Through these messages, several aspects of Chris's personality were either exposed or reinforced.

* '''Chris doesn't want to help his [[fans]].''' Fanmail sections are supposed to be about the author going an extra mile for pleasing, informing, and otherwise helping the reader. Chris simply assumes that the way he does things is the only possible way of handling the Mailbag; he doesn't even stop to consider that there are some established conventions in answering fanmail, and that he's failing to uphold them. Basic politeness has long since gone out of window. So have any displays of effort in answering the e-mails. He also has the knack of stalling the discussions by requiring effort from the reader: he's — no kidding — asking for ''definitions of words'' which could be found with two seconds of Googling.<ref>[[Mailbag 48#Chris recommends wearing girl clothes over guy clothes|Mailbag 48]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag 54#What is an screencap|Mailbag #54]]</ref> He can't even be bothered to make his replies easy to read for his fans with the use of bullet points, and instead. Autistically. Opts. For. One. Word. Replies. After. Another.
* '''Chris absolutely despises being corrected.''' Repeatedly, Chris insisted that [[Asperger syndrome]] was "nothing" like [[autism]], and refused to even look at information that would suggest otherwise, outright saying that he was "[[Mailbag 4#Chris the close-minded|closed-minded]]" on the subject.
* '''Chris's aversion to certain words is as strong as ever.''' While Chris has apparently got over using the word "dick", his reliance on [[CWC-isms]] remains unchecked, the most notable example would be referring to a swastika as a "[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|four-boomerang-shaped symbol]]". In a [[Common Questions#22 February 2010|Common Questions]] section, however, he did use the word "[[Wikipedia:swastika|swastika]]", so he may be improving in this area.
* '''Chris is fully aware of the fact that he's plagiarizing.''' When speaking about his inspiration, he said that his ideas were sometimes "borrowed from a [[Television|TV show]] or movie." He also treated fan suggestions as though he was going to take every single one of them rather than coming up with his own ideas, at [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris gives someone permission to make characters for him to steal|one point]] giving a fan "permission" to submit a character for Chris to use in a future story.
* '''Chris sure does hate [[homos|gay people]].''' Not consistently, though. When Chris isn't going on about how [[Mailbag 1#The cure for homosexuality|he's going to cure homosexuality]] or hoping that [[Mailbag_49|the homos all die in foreign wars]], he's making vague attempts at damage control, saying things like he wouldn't hate a guy "[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|for just one reason]]." It seems like he's aware that his homophobia offends his audience, but his hatred is so visceral that he can't always keep it under wraps.
* '''Chris thinks the things he does are groundbreaking.''' In response to a letter about inventions, Chris says that necessity is the mother of inventions and proceeded to name Sonichu and CWCville as inventions. Take that, [[China]]!
* '''Chris is largely unaware of the outside world.''' Obvious, of course, but he has now received letters from people claiming to be [[Mailbag 9#Iranian democracy|corrupt]] [[Mailbag 3#Leadership role models|dictators]] (or [[Mailbag 6#North Korea is pretty cool|their kids]]), [[Mailbag 6#In which Chris recommends a sex store to a serial murderer|serial]] [[Mailbag 7#Good housekeeping|murderers]], a [[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|few]] [[Mailbag 9#Deutschland, Deutschland über alles|Nazis]], [[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor|brilliant artists]], famous [[Mailbag 4#Gabe Newell: white knight|video game designers]], [[Mailbag 2#Sonichu's Job|fictional]] [[Mailbag 2#The Guitar Hero workout|characters]], [[Mailbag 9#Chris the illest rapper|rock stars]], [[Mailbag_55|internationally famous lounge singers]], [[Mailbag_9#Request_hour|a bisexual German cannibal]], [[Mailbag_34|the heroes of various cult-favorite video games]], [[Mailbag 55|a deceased porn star offering a conditional date]], and [[Mailbag 4#Hail Satan|the Devil himself]].<ref>See [[Mailbag/References]] for the full list of famous individuals whose identities were used by mailers.</ref> The only person Chris has managed to recognize is horror author Stephen King in [[Mailbag 26|Mailbag #26]], probably because Chris was familiar with the Stephen King-related ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode. In [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]], he says he confused "Mike Jackson" with Michael Jackson, ''painfully'' oblivious to the fact that there are a lot of people with same names, or that people could use pen names that happen to be inspired by famous people.
* '''Chris thinks girlfriends solve everything.''' Inevitably, his advice to most of his correspondents who are having any kind of problem is that they should find a girlfriend. Since Chris imagines a girlfriend as a nurturing mother figure who provides for your every need in addition to giving up the [[china]], he reckons that they're the solution to any and all emotional or practical difficulties. In particular, this is his response to anyone who is worried that they might be experiencing "homo urges".

==Censorship==
{{main|Chris and censorship}}
[[Image:CWCstalin1.png|thumb|right|Chris is fond of censorship.]]
Perhaps the most telling parts of the Mailbags are not Chris's answers, but the letters Chris refuses to answer. In the first few Mailbags, all e-mails that did not lavish adequate amounts of praise on Chris were promptly deleted. A few that ''did'' lavish praise on him were also deleted, because they were written by people whom Chris found objectionable. These "unwanted" individuals generally consisted of [[Homos|gays]], [[Niggos|blacks]], and [[Chris and religion|atheists]]. A couple of other individuals were silenced when they confused Chris with the [[CChanSonichuCWC|other, better Chris]]. Finally, one e-mail was only partially deleted, because the author stated that he was not fond of Michael Bay's ''[[Transformers]]'' movies.

In later Mailbags, Chris deleted less mail, notably after a few messages called him out on his suppression of the press. His choices for deletion however, became more erratic, deleting messages from people who wanted to actually help him, or from people asking serious honest questions. Eventually Chris added a [[Rejected Mailbag]] page to the CWCipedia, as a place for e-mails he rejected, saying that they had "offensive, or mislabeling, content that I, Christian W. Chandler, would not care to respond to." Oddly, he then typed full responses to several of these "rejected" letters, making the whole thing pointless.

His newest trick, though, is to use strikeouts (<s>like this</s>) to edit letters that make him uncomfortable. Mostly he edits out anything related to homosexuality, and replaces it with non-homo stuff. However, he has gone back and undone some of these strikeouts.

In the early hours of 19 January, Chris deleted the entirety of [[Mailbag 41|Mailbag #41]] and uploaded a manifesto in its place banning ''[[Asperchu]]''-related mail. This did not stem the flow of questions and comments about ''Asperchu'', but Chris's hatred of the subject inspired him to once again carve up the Mailbags with gusto. [[Mailbag 46|Mailbag #46]], for instance, saw three of its seven letters consigned to the memory hole.

[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #3]] shows that Chris knew that anyone can see the deleted mails through the page history. Yet, due to his general obliviousness, he doesn't know what people usually think when they see the Mailbag has been tampered with. Transparency can have averse effects on people.

With [[Mailbag 52|Mailbag 52]], Chris has started a new sort of reply beyond deleting everything. Ten e-mails, many of which were derogatory (and even one coming from [[Chris and death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|the widow of the man he helped push to suicide]]), were all answered with this response:

{{quote|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been [[Chris and English|inputed]] and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.}}

The heartlessness of such a "canned" reply has earned the ire of many fans.

==The [[Twitter]] feed==
{{main|Twitter}}
On 25 [[December 2009]], the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the Mailbag. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of 27 December, Chris removed it in a fit of [[rage]] and added the following note:

{{quote|o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN [[Homos|GAYS]]!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF [[Trolls|TROLLS]] WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO [[Twitter|TWITTER]] ALLOWED!!!|

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 [[December 2009]] (CET) }}

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the Twitter feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself [[Chris and hypocrisy|the very next day]], regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Chris E-Mails]]
* [[CWCipedia]]
* [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

{{Mailbag}}

[[Category:CWCipedia]]

Template:Quote of the now

2014-08-15T06:31:15Z

LucidFox:

{{quote|As a [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]], Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tranny Cross-Dresser]], I am in full support for [[Women's rights|Human Equal Rights]] [[Homos|for everyone]].|Chris on Facebook, [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|14 August 2014]].}}
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{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It consists simply of a recent or topical quote from [[Chris]], or in rare cases non-Chris people. When editing the quote, ensure it is as accurate as possible, the exact source is referenced, and use links appropriately. '''Be sure to cite where this quote comes from, include a link if applicable.''' Also, this is a wiki - '''PLEASE WIKIFY''' (i.e. add links to other articles) when possible. Finally, don't add commentary to citation part - let Chris's words do the talking.}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy

2014-08-14T10:00:18Z

LucidFox: /* Transcript */ I assume this was a typo and not intentional misspelling

'''Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 10 [[August 2011]]. In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded (apparently forgetting that in the last video he admitted that blackmail was a felony), and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.

This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear. It was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.

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| next = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]
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=== Transcript ===
[[File:Miss duh dadline.jpg|thumb|but miss the deadline...]]
[[File:CheckYourPriv.jpg|thumb|Y'all best remember to check your privileges, ya hear?]]
Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise decision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head and sighs]''

Anyway, apparently I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.

Here is a closeup-another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!

Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [[Wikipedia:The Tester|The Tester]]!

''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]''

"Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."

And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? [[Chris and Reality|Who had to put the big bang together? God!]] And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals... and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his miracles before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just [[Chris and his Ego|empathize]] with him on that, I mean.

''[Closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' It's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! Thorn of crowns. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.

But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!

You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet for good, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''

Your move. 'Cause if you're not, fulfill- if you don't don't respond by the 31st, [''[[death threats|snaps fingers and widens his eyes]]''] I mean business. Check your privileges!

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CWCFlyingElephants

2014-08-13T05:14:51Z

LucidFox:

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven-minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Chris runs, twirls, acts crazy and does handstands while in the [[nudes|nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with [[toys]], and throws around [[Li'l Chris]].
==Videos==
===Censored Version===
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWCFlyingElephants Censored
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eKrl7SA0Myo}}
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
And now for somecummpentydifferent. [''Chris shows off his [[Muscle bra|man-tits]]''] BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!

AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!

[[Star Wars|It's a trap!]] HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!

And now for something completely different, a man impersonating [[South Park|Towelie the Towel.]] Oh my goodness, [[Tomgirl Pictures|my pussy is wet!]] Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! [[Yawning Squirtle|Wanna get high?]] NOOOOO! NOOO!

[''Gumby voice''] I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|superior intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of [[Wikipedia:Graham Hill|Graham Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations!

Full-frontal nudity. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I haven't had enough of the permissive society! I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!

I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref>

Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!

And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]]. Lend me [[Wikipedia:Laserbeak|Laserbeak]]!

DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII [[CWC More Than A Feeling|More than a feeling-]]

I like a nice dance, you're forced to. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a punch, and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.

[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my hat, and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.

Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.

Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.

Hey dude, that's not cool.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. [''Imitating [[Wikipedia:King of the Hill|King of the Hill]]'']

[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!

Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to act. Like. A. Loony!

[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.

Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP! ''[Lifts a chair, then lowers it]''

[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.

Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.

LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!

Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a [[Monthly tugboat|handout]]. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Gilligan's Island|Mr. Thurston Howell III]]. Indeed. Indeed.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Nudes]]
*[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]
==External links==

* [http://www.slutload.com/video/chrischan-completely-different/L0fBdcFOo0wV/ Watch CWCFlyingElephants]
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[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature| 2009-04-27]]

File talk:Virginbreaker.png

2012-04-13T02:25:16Z

LucidFox:

why does this font look so off from normal facebook font? normal facebook font is thicker than this for one thing... though the font itself doesn't look the same. is it possible to change your facebook font?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:58, 12 April 2012 (PDT)
:Linux. It has different fonts. [[User:Jimmy Jazz|Jimmy Jazz]] 19:00, 12 April 2012 (PDT)
::I'm a naive fool and have no idea what Linux is... googling it caused butt hurt--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 19:17, 12 April 2012 (PDT)
:::As a Linux user, I can confirm that this is DejaVu Sans, the default UI font in some distributions and a common substitute for Verdana in browsers. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 19:25, 12 April 2012 (PDT)

File talk:1328397527051.jpg

2012-02-05T16:49:57Z

LucidFox:

Where the hell are you people getting images like this?
*his facebook,I assume.--[[User:Shefap2|Shefap2]] 21:26, 4 February 2012 (PST)
Sheet, he still uses that? --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 22:41, 4 February 2012 (PST)

I thought we were sitting on this for a while? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 06:49, 5 February 2012 (PST)
* I think the agreement was that we'd upload the content but we weren't going to make any major article changes or additions or any announcements on 'da update'. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:31, 5 February 2012 (PST)

I'd say this is his most normal-looking picture to date. While his shirt looks weird, it's not as bad as his eye-searing clown shirts of the past. The glasses aren't bad either. Just your average American nerd. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 08:49, 5 February 2012 (PST)

File talk:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg

2012-02-04T17:52:57Z

LucidFox: Created page with "Well, at least he has more taste in his avatar's clothes than in his own. - ~~~~"

Well, at least he has more taste in his avatar's clothes than in his own. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 09:52, 4 February 2012 (PST)

Talk:Facebook

2012-01-25T17:05:27Z

LucidFox: /* He's still using Facebook */

==To Do==
*archive the messages on a separate page ([[Facebook messages]] works)
*maybe make a separate page to mirror Chris's Facebook account (to clarify, his Facebook page as it appeared before it was hacked - --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:20, 2 June 2009 (CEST))
*include his notes (maybe a separate page for that too, actually)

As for this page, maybe just outline the extent Chris used Facebook, highlight some of the stuff with it, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:09, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

To put it bluntly; this page needs more words. Some of the messages are very funny when juxtaposed. He would rather go out with a jailbait 17 year old "party girl" (read:slut) than a empathetic single mom. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:44, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
* A general commentary for the current themes that pop up in Chris's [[Facebook messages]] and in his Facebook page and notes are more warranted than commentary for each and every individual e-mail.

I know that the Miyamoto Saga e-mails have a commentary of it but most of it is from Clyde (RIP) who provides a commentary on what he was saying as he lost the original sent e-mails from when he was Miyamoto.

But really, I think just a general commentary is needed and that Chris's messages are far more amusing and should speak for themselves. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:55, 2 June 2009 (CEST)

Whatever you say, hoss. Mind was a little skewed due to rage.

What to do STILL - Go through his statuses. How lonesome is this fuck going to be? evenmore.zip [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

==Collapsible gallery==

Oh, and can we make the gallery collapsible? I know standard wiki formatting has the gallery at the bottom, but, like you said, they speak for themselves, so a general commentary would be more aesthetically pleasing below it. Gives the reader space to grasp the fucktardedness before adding our POV. Just a suggestion.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:51, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

*A collapsible gallery would be great, but can you make one? God help us that none of us can't edit unless it's basic shit like making templates (read: copy and pasting stuff from Wikipedia templates, lol), editing pages, etc. Seriously, we could use collapsible galleries in a lot of pages but no one has gotten around to it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:50, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

* Oh, damn, I assumed you were a senior wikifag. I'll see what I can do, it can't be too difficult, right? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:17, 4 June 2009 (CEST)

* I am a wikifag. See [[Template:Collapsible]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 03:31, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

==Has Chris regained use of this profile, or is it still under troll control?==
I was under the impression he got it back, but it seems not long ago he posted a status that was pretty clearly a troll. I'm mostly an idiot so there's a good chance this was obvious somewhere long ago, but the article doesn't really address what happened to the profile after trolls hijacked it. Is that something that could be included? --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:28, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

== He's still using Facebook ==

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christian-Weston-Chandler/167832525915

Might wanna update that link.

*LOOKS LEGI- Oh wait. NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:53, 27 January 2011 (PST)
Gotta go with Freecell on this one...There is no way in hell this is Chris's facebook...though the going to the bar and bring his DS is something Chris has done before... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:46, 27 January 2011 (PST)

*What about [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000426003596 this one?] --[[User:Morbid Duck|Morbid Duck]] 18:43, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
# "This is my real facebook. I had to make a new one due to all these trolls HARASSING ME AND HACKING MY ACCOUNT"
# Uses an old picture everyone has
# "Proud too say I'm still a virgin :)" group
# Talking about Skyrim without a computer
Not Chris. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:17, 23 April 2011 (PDT)

*This just appeared on my "you might know this person" sidebar on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 [[User:frozenblwf|Frozenblwf]]

*That one seems pretty legit, Frozenblwf. A pic no one has seen before and the profile is private (so obviously not trying to grab everyone's attention). Good find! --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 16:48, 5 July 2011 (PDT)

*Also, note he is wearing ear rings in both ears. Which means they are recent due to him getting his ears pierced. My money is on this being legit. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:07, 6 July 2011 (PDT)CFA

*Looks like the page has been deleted. [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 03:53, 7 July 2011 (PDT)

*One of the Bobs on facebook is friends with this account, but I'm pretty sure it's not him because the photo is too old. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1801600742 [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 03:15, 13 July 2011 (PDT)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 will take you to Chris's facebook profile that uses his typical "chrischansonichu@aol.com" email address. This is a profile picture we've never seen (or at least I don't think we have)*NOTE: It says it was added THIS monday, the 23 of January 2012, so yes, he's still using facebook. It will need a screen cap added. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:42, 25 January 2012 (PST)
*There's also a note he's published about what he wants in a girl...it's pretty hilariously chris:
**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT
-Caring, Sweet, Honest
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-Social Drinker or non-alcoholic
-Upfront
-No STDs
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)
-Takative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size minimum
-Clean
-Casual
-Not Crazy or Abusive
-Make-Up Optional
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:46, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Doesn't look like Tineye or Google Reverse Image Search are turning up anything, either. Guess it is a new picture. I used to know how to pull someone's full profile picture, but I don't remember anymore. I'll see if I can find it. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 08:47, 25 January 2012 (PST)
::I was so intent on dicking around that I didn't realise that his full profile picture is readily available. Never mind. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 09:04, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Oh my atheist god, he just doesn't get it. While the picture is arguably an improvement over the old ones, this list is... just... just... it has the Chris-essence condensed and distilled in it. It creeps me out. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 09:05, 25 January 2012 (PST)

== Dead link ==

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

* http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian_Weston_Chandler/579729310
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-20 22:38:31, 404 Not Found
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-28 08:04:22, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia

2011-11-18T09:42:14Z

LucidFox: /* Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl */

{{Articleofthenow}}
'''Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia''' is a forum established in late [[April 2011]]. [[Chris]] was posting as himself under the alias "Kookydashy". This resulted in several stories of his exploits as a [[tomgirl]] that, to say the least, made the effort of tracking him down more than worth it. Chris posted on and off, trying his best to conceal his identity in the most obvious way possible. Below are his T&ToV posts, with blue representing Chris' posts and red representing posts in the threads he was responding to.

== Posts ==
===Re: Introductions!===
In which Chris openly announces he is Christian Weston Chandler as much as he can without actually saying it.

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|[[My Little Pony|Kookydashy]]: Interests include [[Plush Breasts of Fail|breasts]], [[China|pussy]], and [[Autism Awareness E-mails|autism awareness]].]]

{{quotebox|Hello, fellow tomgirls. :)

Y'all may address me by my screen name in the board talk. I like [[Chris and Music|music]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|makeup]], [[Chris and Fashion|dressin' up]] in my mini, [[Mass Debating|havin' fun]] 'n hangin' with my [[Gal-pals|girlfriend]]s, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|karaoke]], [[video games]], crafting and [[art]].

I am also empathetic, so [[Autism|I can understand others people's feelings]], as well as my own. I am a dynamic, complex individual.

I do not have many [[jerks|dude pals]], because I have my own mental hang-ups against the majority of them; Nothing Personal. I have a history of being bullied by some mean brutes, as well as [[homos|homosexuals]], over the [[internet]]. Cyber-Bullies/[[Trolls]]/Anons are a hot button with me. I prefer not to discuss that issue further.

And I am an all-around good, [[death threats|friendly]], [[List of Chris's lies|honest]], [[Vibrator|heterosexual]] tomgirl.

Thank you all for offering me respect, as I respect each of you and your opinions on the board.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2&p=157#p157]</ref>}}

===Re: Coming out to my parents===
In this thread, Chris opened up about his parents' feelings in regards to his newfound fetish.

{{quotebox|Y'all are singin' my song; my [[Barb|mom]] and [[Bob|dad]] were shocked bad when I told them I was a tomgirl. Soo Literally old-fasioned (they're both [[Chris and English|seinors]]). My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.

I will Always be Straight, Mom and Dad; give me some faith and trust.

What a world with outside influances to put great paranoia in our families.

Also, try looking up "tomgirl" on [[Wikipedia]]; it redirects to "effeminancy". While effeminancy is true for us, I feel the contents of that page is against us, due to it addressing the [[homos]].

Someone needs to undo the redirects, edit the grammer errors in "tomgirl"`s original edit, and add a ton more detail to it.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&p=160#p160]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|My mom is still giving me complaints and nit-picks about me wearing my feminine attire. I wish I could just up and move out and not have to deal with my family; I don't know too many other people here in C-Ville, and those I do know I'm only acquainted with or know little about them for only a few weeks.

Plus finding employment is hard. I got a [[CADD|fancy computer degree]] from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]], and there have been very slim pickings from it. Already Taken; Quota's Filled; yada, yada, yada.

Plus also, she keeps throwing disbelief towards us by stating "Tomgirls aren't real"; SHE'S a Tomboy; what a bunch of 1940's old-fashioned crap. Plus she watches too much current news, and she is soo paranoid and shit.

I wish I could afford to move out, but I can't afford it [[monthly tugboat|financially]], [[Autism|mentally]] and [[Chris and anger|emotionally]]. Fucking [[stress|pisses me off.]]<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=3&start=20]</ref>}}

===Re: Girly Things Tee Hee===

{{quotebox|After I realized my tomgirly ways, and starting dressing up in my skirts, I started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom. I asked my closest gal pal if it would be going too far in using the Ladies' room; she told me to go with my feelings. My next skirted outting, I used the ladies' room, and I squatted, holding my [[duck|arrow]] down over the john (so I would be less likely to soil my skirt); it felt good and Right. Days later, though, after 4 more lady trips; a woman complains and tattles on me, and a stereotypical [[jerk|Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.

Heck, I would not hold it against a tomboy who felt more comfort in using the Men's room over the Ladies'.

As truest Tomgirls, we do respect greatly the women as equals. [[lie|I would never look]] or anything of the sort.

Open for your thoughts.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|I've recently got into the original Squinkies, they are so cute and cool. And their gumball-machine dispensing playsets are neat. I like the cupcake-shaped one. And they're also coming out with Squinkie cars for Hot Wheels and Cars 2; little Squinkie people now have cool wheels to drive.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&start=10]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Something else girly I enjoy danglin' around where I go is my ankle bracelet. It's a silver chain with sections of 4 silver beads, and I've added three stars on chains onto the hook. I never take it off, because it is an awesome and cute jewelry, plus it is difficult to put it back on. LOL

I also am enjoying the "Mighty Milky Way" DSiWare game on my [[Nintendo|3DS]]. Luna is a cute, sexy gal, and the method of guiding her from planet to planet is neat.

Anyone else on here with a 3DS may add me onto y'all's Friend List with my code, 2836-0121-9073. Please P.M. me with your 3DS F.C. in response if y'all add me.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=382#p382]</ref>}}

===Re: Homosexuals===
[[Image:TG20.jpg|thumb|Hear that, homos? Chris is offended by your flamboyance!]]
{{quotebox|I do not care much for the [[homosexual]] males either. I mean, I really feel offended when they get soo flamboyant with their ways and such, it's like they're shoving it in your face. Plus, most of the Cyber-Bullies who gave me grief were homos [[Jack Thaddeus|themselves]], placing their damn label onto me wrongfully.

As long as they each keep it to themselves and behind closed doors, I won't bother them.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162]</ref>}}

===Re: July Meetup===

{{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Sun May 29, 2011 9:58 pm'''

That's right, everyone. It's that time again. Time to plan our big meet up for July. We're currently looking to meet up somewhere that's kinda central and should be easy for everyone.

First off, remember to dress your best. I'm going to wear my old dress uniform like normal but if you'd like to give us a sneak peak of your outfit, please feel free to do so here.

Also, any suggestions for Date / Time / Location is welcome.

Looking forward to seeing everyone there!|DanielleTheRiveter<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|How about at the Applebees next to Toys 'R' Us on Branchlands Lane on a Monday; at 9 PM, they have Karaokee night there. Meet and greet first and sing-along after.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27&p=229#p229]</ref>}}

===Re: FUKKEN HATERSSSssssssssss===
In which Chris fantasizes about an unrealistic encounter with a "hater", then throws in some unintelligible [[Random-access humor|RAH]].

{{quotebox|I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me [[virgin|I won't be geeting a woman]], I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, "All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds." :)<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=32&p=291#p291]</ref>}}

===Re: What part of Virginia are you from?===

{{quotebox|Charlottesville is my city of stompin' ground; it can stand some improvement, though. More excitement, and maybe a strip club or two. LOL.

I've also resided in Midlothian for my Middle and [[High School]] years.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=35&p=292#p292]</ref>}}

===Re: 10 interesting facts about you!===
Unsurprisingly the most bland, useless information is considered by Chris to be an "interesting fact"

{{quotebox|[[Autism|1.]] I like to take my time to think of how I feel about the current topic, as well as responding in discussion.

[[Lie|2.]] I am empathetic.

[[Fat|3.]] I appreciate how the fast food places wised up and started offering apple slices as a healthier option after decades of fried potatoes.

[[Trolls|4.]] With my history of being trolled and online coomunicating, I feel online socializing only makes people more autistic-like. People need to wise up and go back to feeling comfortable socializing in person.

[[Cwcsicle|5.]] I have sassy, fun ideas sometimes.

[[Sonichu|6.]] I am good at hand-drawing, coloring and story creating.

[[Manchester High School|7.]] I have had happy years in High School.

[[Autism|8.]] I try to be cautious of other people's intentions and feelings while communicating and coping with them.

[[Lie|9.]] I am technologically and musically inclined.

[[Chris and Art|10.]] I enjoy tinkering and creating when I feel inspired.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=34&p=293#p293]</ref>}}

===Re: tomboy looking 4 tomgirl===
[[Image:Suchin.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Sun May 29, 2011 2:44 am'''

hello my name is suchin and i am originally from thailand. my friends call me william or will because i am rowdy and like to have fun i am looking for tomgirl to treat me right. i work in manicure salon now and i love beauty on my men and dirt on me

[image]

this is me. what is you? lets meet up and exchange details. i am from richmond but will be in charlottesville for the 4th of july. i love freedom now too.
your turn now! fi dorrar. sacki aur bunti. PLEASE send me a message!|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|There is a pretty face, lovely head of [[hair]] and [[Women's Rights|a nice rack]] in the photo. But I feel I have to interject here.

How do we know you are really that woman, or are you really some immature, trolling stupid brat trying to stir trouble on our forum? People have done that sort of thing over the internet; I fell victim to communicating with such people. And from that, I have learned to keep most personal things offline and to myself.

Anyway, I am not going to fall for such an obvious facade, and I wish to prevent anyone else from finding such gross disappointment and disaster.

Fess up, man.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 am '''

Hey I'm going to be down in Richmond tomorrow anyway, I think you're pretty cute so I'd like to meet up if possible.

I understand if this is kind of sudden, but when I saw that picture I just knew I had to meet this woman.|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 am'''

kookydashy your comment make me so sad? i work so hard on my body to be my tomboy self and i am so tired of others putting me down for me being me. sometimes i think it because they jealous but for you to accuse me of being troll, someting i hate most in whole american world, make me cry some. this remind me of my sister telling me i cannot wear pants because i am woman. i can wear pants AND NOT BE MAN OR UGLY!!!!

as for Tippy, you sound so nice. I would love to meet a creature like you in reality world! i would even love to do your hair and nails and so much more... I am excite now! Yes! Please! I get out of work at around six. Can we do drinkies than??
|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:38 am'''

OMG that's perfect, I'm supposed to have an early dinner meeting with a supplier, so I will be free right around six. I'll private message you my cell number and other info so we can exchange our numbers and stuff. I am so excited, I cannot wait. I will be counting down the hours till we meet up my Tomboy dream. We'll have drinks, and maybe dessert ;). Hehehehe|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:44 am'''

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sawatdee kaa!! <3 You are true lady AND gentleman! I will call you tonight to confirm our time together with one another for tomorrow! You have dried every tear of mine so quick and make me smile bright bright bright... I cannot wait to smile more with you! xx|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

[[Image:Suchin 2.jpg|thumb|Suchin]]

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 pm'''

Hey everyone, I have a major update.

So after my meeting with the supplier, who I sweet talked into giving me a discounted rate, I met up with Suchin for drinks. Let me just say Tomboys and Tomgirls, the photos do not do her justice, she looks absolutely incredible. She gave me some great tips on keeping my pedicures lasting longer, we talked about every subject imaginable, and I hope she doesn't mind me saying this, but I am totally crushing on her right now, and cannot wait to see her again. The drive home from Richmond felt like nothing because of how happy I am right now.

Plus I'll always have this picture to remember our incredible night by.

Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by William » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:33 pm'''

Yes, it very true ! Tippy you steal my heart and not ever let go! I am happy this way. I love sharing all my pretty lingerie with Tippy and I teach my new Tomgirl how to do Thai lap dance. We are so sensual and one. Tippy and I are item now!! NO TOUCHING! Thank you TBS and TGS of Virgina! <3 xoxo|William<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:40 pm'''

Suchin, you catty gal, I thought you were gonna let me announce to the forum that we were an item. It's ok, I still love you. And I can't wait until the next time we're together so I can give you that massage while you play your video games. I've never felt this happy, like this may be the greatest day of my entire life. I've met a lot of girls in my life, but Suchin, you are my woman, my strong, masculine, tomboy woman. I can't wait to see you next weekend, I've already talked to my boss, and I'm getting Friday off so we can spend the whole day together.

I never thought I'd be able to find love on an internet forum, and here we are, happy as can be. Thank you Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virgina, I hope the rest of you find your Tomboys and Tomgirls soon.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|It looks like I stand corrected of my suspicions. But with my past experiences, and the too great number of crazy people in the world, we all have to be very cautious. And with that, I apologize for my earlier post and hurting your feelings, Suchin.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26&p=311#p311]</ref>}}

===Re: Manicure/Pedicure stories?===
{{quotebox|I have colored my nails before, and it is fun to do for a grand outting.

I feel it ill for me to go in for a manicure, not only due to lack of funds, but I am a recovering nail-biter. I even had to have a fingernail replaced in surgery years ago; it is growing in well, even though slower than the other nine.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37&p=312#p312]</ref>}}

===Re: Mothers===
{{quotebox|My mother has tried to coerce me into going back to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs]]; Hells No! Panties are far more comfortable And stylish. And I am not going to ever go out without one of my [[muscle bra|sports bras]] again. She even tried to bribe, or wager, me, but I would not take it.

I feel there should be a law requiring all men to wear bras (sports ones at least); I feel grossed out whenever I see some dude walking sround shirtless. ]:(P<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref>}}

===Re: Friendship Issues===
{{quotebox|I'd like to talk a bit about those of us (well, me in particular) who have for real only less than or equal to a handful of friends in person.

Growing up, I have had mostly [[gal-pals|female friends]]. I was considerably blessed, yet I still lack the virgin-breaker moment. The close friendships were great, and I really appreciated them in my heart forever. I really should have tried to get further, but before 21, I was [[naive]] on the subject of dating. There Really should be a manditory [[dating education]] class alongside sex ed.

I have known all of my life that I do get along better with women well over those of my own gender. No personal offense to anyone.

I have a mental flaw, along with other learnings, which has taught me that most of the worldwide male poulation are, pretty much, Uncaring, Violent, Ignorant, Dumb, Boring Jerks. And with that, I feel afraid in meeting most males, because I feel ill of getting too close, because of me getting hurt, or something else god-awful. ]:(

Again, no personal offense is meant to anyone.

My gal pal has informed me that me meeting more women and getting it on is very unlikely if I do not have many dude pals. Nutshell; I would be mistaken for a homo, or too easily [[friend zone|friend-zoned]] by women. This tid bit makes me feel sad.

Open for individual responses from Everyone on this forum.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:24 am'''

Aww, that sux!!!! Anyway I met most of my friends back in high school, or college, or at my past jobs. Sometimes it's hard to keep in touch with everybody but that's why the [[Internet]] and phones were invented! A lot of the friends I hang out with now were from my last job. We'd go out for drinks every Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have the grandest of times! Sometimes I still meet up with them, but not every week like I used to.

As for meeting people, I've never really thought about it because I'm not a really shy person. I guess if you strike up conversations based on stuff you like or stuff you notice about them, that's a good start. It's real easy to sit in your room all day and play video games but you just have to talk to people and get out there. Sometimes I'll just go out all by myself and sit someplace nice and quiet and read. If you look cute sometimes people come up and introduce themselves!

But anyway if you haven't done it already you should get on [[Facebook]] and try to find your old friends and tell them what you've been up to since you've last seen them! It's a really easy way to keep in touch with people especially since a lot of people move away right after high school or college. Facebook is like a high school reunion that never ends! (Sorry if I sound like a commercial!) Plus if there's anyone who still lives in Virginia maybe they can introduce you to some of their single friends! Just be yourself and let us know what they say, ok?|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|"Social" websites like Facebook and [[MySpace]] are ALL a Joke against socializing. Everybody is on the internet these days. And to Socialize online with total strangers Constantly is an epic fail. That kind of "socializing" on the internet will only result in making people more and more Autistic-Like. Think about it.

The more time we spend in front of an internet screen leads to constant lack of practice in REAL Socializing face to face offline.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Mike Love » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:23 am'''

I like Facebook. There's a lot of people I don't nescesarilly talk to a lot, but I like to be able to keep up with what they're doing. Plus it makes it easier to keep track of people's phone numbers. Plus, I know a lot of cute girls, and I like to look at their photos a lot and get ideas on new outfits to wear.
|Mike Love<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|Just a gosh-darn minute. People Pretend to be Other People online, even Computers have been Programmed to pretend to be People to tease and get personal information from you. And Trolls/Cyber-Bullies Hack into YOUR Facebook and MySpace, rearranging, smearing, soiling with pornographic, most horrible images from the darkest regions of the internet. And they create [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|wiki]] [[CWCki|sites]] and pages of Hate against you soo horrible that Googling your own name results in MILLIONS of hate-filled results.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

''Note: Almost all google searches for variations of Chris-Chan (Christian Weston Chandler, CWC, Chris Chandler, etc.) consist mostly of pages mentioning other people such as Chris Chan Lee, people with the name Christian, Christianity, acronyms for companies, and other miscellaneous results. The actual amount of hate-filled results probably ranges in the tens of thousands, not the millions. A ten second examination of the results would easily prove this but Chris has [[PS3|more important]] things to do.''

{{quoteboxred|'''by BornThisWay » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:53 pm'''

Like I said, it's really, really sad that you're putting your fears in the way of getting in touch with your old friends and establishing new friendships. I'll bet your old friends think about you sometimes and miss you. And like it or not, people use social networking sites to contact people they know in real life to do things in real life. This is the way things are now.

I don't get how somebody who has enough courage to dress up in women's clothing and walk around in public and use the girl's bathroom can be so afraid of somebody making fun of them on the internet. I mean, who would even know who your old friends are? Why would somebody go through the trouble of impersonating them? And wouldn't you like, be able to figure out if it was somebody pretending to be them? I mean their Facebook profile would link back to all their friends and most of their family members. They'd not only have to fool you, but their parents and relatives, who have known them since they were born. Like, if somebody tried to set up a phony profile and pretended to be me just to hate on me, everybody would know that something was off.

So like, you've though about one bad thing that could happen if you tried to look up old friends on Facebook, and just assumed that it will happen. And you said you're afraid of getting to close to males in real life, because you think something bad might happen. It's really easy to worry and make up excuses about why you can't do things, but just know that if you do that anxiety is going to rule your life.

Like I said you believe in yourself enough to admit that you're a Tomgirl and get out there and strut your stuff. Some Tomgirls don't even get that far! Think about how much you've already accomplished before deciding what you can and can't do. You're your own boss and I can't make you do anything, I'm just saying your life would be a lot less lonely if you were open to looking up the old friends you've fallen out of touch with over the years.|BornThisWay<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Tippy » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:31 am'''

Maybe I've just been lucky and haven't met anyone who has lied to me online. I use facebook to keep in contact with the people I'm close to, they've made it so easy to keep track of my friends, why wouldn't I take advantage of it. As far as having problems with meeting anyone online. I met Suchin here on the forum, and I had no trouble meeting up with her. There are always going to be assholes out there Kooky, but you can show them that they are just haters and you aren't going to listen to them.
|Tippy<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

{{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:34 am'''
I just use FB in private mode, that way haters can't see what I'm doing and I only have my closest friends on there.
|Thoria<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

At this point Chris loses all self-control and does everything short of posting "I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me".

{{quotebox|It's not just THOUGHT, but it HAS happened to me before for real. And if you don't believe, take for example the author of the comic book series featuring that yellow, [[electric hedgehog]]... [[Sonichu]], if I remember correctly.

Before a time, the author had a clean history, then Cyber-Bullies and Trolls attacked him greatly; now Googling his name will result in over a million results of hate and name soiling. Especially from the blackmail and deceptions he had to endure.

I, myself, had a page on Facebook. Things were good for me a while. Then I was attacked in [[2005]] by the Trolls. They pretended to be my closest friends; they got a number of incriminating photos and details from me. They also hacked into my Facebook. It took me over a week before I was able to reset my password and e-mail address. And upon reflection, I closed my Facebook account and left the online socializing for years. It is real, and they are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48&p=405#p405]</ref>}}

===Re: Reputation===
In which Chris actually says "I am Christian Weston Chandler, I am famous on the internet and trolls pick on me". He also tries to incite the forum into hacking CWCki for him.

{{quotebox|This Arthur has a good idea with this "DOS". He certainly knows more than I have on taking down their Trolling Stupid websites.

My Tomgirl and Tomboy acquaintances, I feel it is time I introduce myself better. I am more than just a Tomgirl. I am the high-functioning autistic person who was heavily emotionally damaged, artistic inspiration lost with paranoia, deception, blackmail and plain hurtful words from those bottom-feeding Trolls. I am the hand-drawing original creator of Sonichu, Rosechu and the city of Cwcville, Virginia, USA.

I am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA.

I had joined this Forum with the opportunity to associate with my own misunderstood kind of people, commonly mistaken for amongst the gays and lesbians. I concealed my identity on here reasonably, prayfully Not to be found by those Trolls.

For Years, I have fallen victim to their trachery. I have tried within my own limited knowledge and technology to counter-attack those fiends. I have mostly failed. And as a result, my reputation on the internet fell deep into their treacherous exaggerations, lies and crap. If I had any knowledge or technology, I would have hacked into and destroy every one of their webpages, servers and whatnot looong ago, but I did and still do not. All I could do in the end was hide in the old-fashioned (as it would appear to be now) world of Real Life, off of the internet. Yet I am one who does not like to be left behind in the modern world.

Also, because of them, it has been Impossible for me to get a job; damned negative background checks. And I would appreciate reducing the results of my full name from over Two Freaking Million results back down to less than 100.

Now that they have found me on here, y'all have been dragged into my darkness; for that, I feel deep shame and regret, and I am really sorry about that.

I am Not the disgruntled, mean or perverted person they have mislabeled of me; I am only a normal, heterosexual, good natured, high-functioning autistic Tomgirl, and I want to be treated like a normal person.

And I wish I do not have to be paranoid of those fiends and their hurtful webpages.<ref>http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=490#p490</ref>}}

Unaware of the horrible truth, members promise to help.

{{quoteboxred|'''by Thoria » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:22 pm'''
Well Chris, you won't have to worry about this "CWCki" for much longer. Trust me on that, we'll take care of it. I have a cousin who's into computers and stuff, he took a Computer Science III course. I'll give him a shout and see if he can do something. If I were those trolls I'd be shivering in my boots right now.}}

Chris demonstrates a feeling resembling gratitude, but also seems to be preparing himself to sit down and wait for a solution to come to him.

{{quotebox|Thank you. Any help in this old battle to finally put it to rest would bebgreatly appreciated.

[[Chris and religion|God bless us all]].}}

One of them quickly catches up, however:

{{quoteboxred|'''by SexBomb33 » Sat Jul 23, 2011 2:42 am'''
Aren't you going to help us fight ''your'' battle in any way?}}

Chris explains why:

{{quotebox|As I have said before, I have tried on my own to counter-attack, and I still lack knowledge and resourses within my reach to counter-attack properly. And I do not have a functional Personal Computer or a Laptop of any kind. I have been posting from my 3DS internet browser, and it, my Wii, PS3, PSP at my house and one of the computers at the nearby library, which requires Gasoline to get to, are my current ONLY connection methods to the internet.

At this point, technology-wise and mentally autistic with the missing links in my Corpus Callosum, I do not feel fit to be an adaquate leader in taking down the frigging cyber-bullies and trolls.

I do have intel from my own experiences and past research which hopefully can be helpful. I'd recommend starting at the Game & Hobby Place in Charlottesville, across from the Omni hotel. I have been banned from there in April, 2008 by the cold-hearted Michael Snyder. My family and I know that in a great way, that Place IS a central or focal point of the Trolls' plottings and/or such.

PLUS, it AND the other three associated hobby stores on their same website are ALL owned by a convicted-in-Illinois sex offender, Robert Lightfire. The Place is located across the street from a Public School; morally and legally, the Place should NOT be located there at all. Yet Mr. Lightburn is listed as an Offender in Illinois; he isn't listed in VA. He lives in Madison. I am positive, aside from him being married, Mr. Snyder has his own equatable criminal scandal.

That's all I have for now.<ref>http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=522#p522</ref>}}

Chris will be helped by TRUE and HONEST people in this fight. As in, they will do it for him if he can help (i.e., never)

{{quoteboxred|'''by DanielleTheRiveter » Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:21 am'''
Don't worry about it, Chris. I'm sure Thoria's cousin can help you out. He's been good to me in the past I'm sure that he's an Honest and Helpful fellow.

I'm sure that you'll be free of those trolls soon and I'm glad that you've trusted us with this. You're a good friend. Thoria's cousin has enough tech ability. He can walk you through it as long as you have the intel and can help him out a little bit.}}

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Girls]]
*[[Tomgirl Pictures]]
*[[Trollin' Train]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/ Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]
* [http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=95 Chris's profile]

[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]
[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Bob Chandler

2011-09-19T14:57:03Z

LucidFox:

: ''"Bob" redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''

{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Bob Chandler
|-
| '''Birth name'''
| Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]
[[Cole|That fuck Bob]]
|-
| '''Born'''
| 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]
|-
| '''Died'''
| 6 September [[2011]] (heart failure)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| White (1/16th [[Cherokee]])
|-
| '''Marriage'''
| Patricia 
[[Barb]] (1980-2011)
|-
| '''Issue'''
| Dr. David Alan Chandler 
Carol Suzanne Chandler 
[[Christian Weston Chandler]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (father) Jean Holloman Chandler (mother)
|-
| '''Education'''
| Auburn University (engineering)
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Military communications, engineer
|-
|}
[[Image:DemonicLumberjack.jpg|thumb|'''The Internet Lumberjack''' in his final form]]
'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]] <ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]].<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> His nickname, "the [[Internet]] Lumberjack," comes from this incident.

While loathed by and estranged from his other children and step-child, Bob was still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and the fact that he occasionally tried to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was unfazed by these attempts.

Bob conversed with numerous trolls. A lot of information was gained from these chats, mostly due to his tendency to yammer on.

Bob died on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref>

==Biography==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|"I seen crosses burnin', fella."]]

===Service and education===

Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and raised in [[Wikipedia:Alabama|Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref>

Bob was drafted after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones, and got to visit the beautiful North Korea. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" />

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn his engineering degree.<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref>

===Career===

Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] for forty years. Using skills learned in the Army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by [[Wikipedia:Ralph Baer|Ralph Baer]]).<ref name="Barbara" />

As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

===World consciousness===

[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down]]

On the other hand, Bob himself was proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he was "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.<ref name="About" />

Speaking of the world, Bob had been interested in it since he was 10, and had become very world conscious as a believer in the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the [[1930s]]. He had collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].

Politically, Bob identified as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>

===Health and late life===

[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]
[[File:Heart15.jpg|thumb|Computer-generated model of Bob's near-shattered heart.]]
Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with (he loved to ramble if the person showed some slight interest), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse. <ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob had had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In a recent prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs which can cause heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him. <ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.<ref name="PSN 37" />

A major question in the [[troll]] community is what will happen now that Bob has died.

===What about Bob?===

[[Image:Bobbetter.jpg|thumb|"Now will you PLEASE let me get back to God of War 3???"]]

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter]]ed that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]". Chris seemed confident that his father would come home shortly. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of heart failure in an elderly man]]. Before his death, Bob was the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject. Information about his condition was hard to come by, as we only learned something [[Ego|once it has inconvenienced Chris enough for him to come online and complain about it]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Congenital Heart Failure|Congenital Heart Failure]]</ref> But again, Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a serious matter.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats to a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. But no mention of his ailing father.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/images/9/9b/Bobbetter.jpg screen capture] of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you." [[Image:King.jpg|thumb|"Know this, Robert. Thy demise shall be a Whopper!"]]Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." He was clearly neither at the time, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well," with no further elaboration on his condition.

On 6 September 2011, Bob died, presumably from congestive heart failure.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref> Luckily for Chris, he did not [[Aunt Corrina|die on pancake day]].

===BobWatch™===

On 10 August 2010, [[Matthew Noble call|a phone call]] took place between Bob and Alec Benson Leary, who posed as an employee of [[GAMe PLACe|The GAMe PLACe]]. Discussing Chris's June trespassing citation, it was discovered that Chris hadn't told his parents about the incident (surprise, surprise). Chris posted [[6 June 2010|a whiny video]] about the incident the night that it happened, which remained on his YouTube channel until he purged all of his videos on 22 November. Yeah, that's how negligent Bob was.

On 19 August 2010, it was revealed that the elderly man with heart failure was still [[Coffee Place|eating breakfast at Burger King]] on a daily basis. The Grim Reaper is said to have been pleased by this news.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that by that time [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and strongly disapproved of them.

On 29 August 2011, Chris [[Calling_Out#Response_to_ADF|mentioned in a video]] that his father was no longer getting out much because he was sickly and his feet were bloated. Foot swelling is a [http://www.cardioassoc.com/patient_pgs/conditions/congestive.asp symptom of late-stage congestive heart failure.] With his mobility limited, Bob became a shut in, which only compounded his heart problems. It was a rare occurrence of Chris legitimately acknowledging his dad's health was failing and an even rarer occurance of him genuinely knowing of any situation around him.

On 6 September 2011, Bob passed away, and even the trolls were saddened by this. Despite all the jokes made about Chris and his family, the death of a loved one is a very tragic event and out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was shut down for close to a week with only a page reading "'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011'''". Our sincere thoughts and prayers are with Chris and Barbara and his entire family.<ref name="BobObit" />

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers.<ref name="obit-written-by">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Robert-CHANDLER&pid=153539630</ref> Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into unusual detail about what Bob did at General Electric. This includes an odd mention of Bob somehow being indirectly responsible for the invention of a "simple plastic funnel".
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counsels Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to donate money to Barbara and Chris. Given [[Chris and money|the money habits of Chris]] and Barb, the remaining Chandlers may be in a dire financial situation.

===Original Text===
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia.<ref name="BobObit" /> She's most likely the mother of his two other children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], with whom he was both out of contact in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" /> They got married in 1980.<ref name="Mumble 3.5" />

According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref> This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops," but it is unknown if he has yet to as of 9 September 2011. <ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though we have no evidence yet that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/>

===Chris===

{{quote|Get away from the Internet!
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your [[Nintendo]]."]]

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thought (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[TV]], and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

After several occasions where trolls had communicated with Bob personally and found him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it's become obvious that he wasn't "starting arguments", as Chris asserts. More likely he was criticizing Chris's behavior and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, which Chris fears and despises.

Bob had reportedly explained to him that he had taken care of his [[autistic]] ass for 29 years and so Chris should be more grateful. Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Chris would run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the [[Chris and his ego|success]] that he has earned from his very [[Chris and his ego|popular]] Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to share Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

In line with that thread of distraction and self-delusion, Bob actually believed that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life.<ref name="Prank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</ref>

He would never get past that notion, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref>

==Audio and video appearances==

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.

* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26 - 0:36 in the news report of Chris's [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|house tour video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also appears at the end of the call.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Thehell.jpg|"The hell is this crap?"
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2011.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob wouldn't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob wasn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoyed gardening.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|Bob will haunt your dreams tonight.
Image:Bob_80th.jpg|Calm down Bob, I think you're scaring Snorlax.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
<references />

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Calling Out

2011-08-31T04:27:59Z

LucidFox:

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded 6-23 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

These videos showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, [[Barbara|Cloverfield]]-like viewing experience.

The series focuses on Chris's efforts to expose his various trolls. Each confrontation consists of Chris decrying various traits of his trolls (Thorg's atheism, Jack Thaddeus's sexual interests, etc.) followed by demands for apologies and other blackmail. Chris gives them deadlines to meet his demands (many of which are idiotic, e.g. asking Tito to send cash in the mail, or impossible, e.g. asking BlueSpike to stop random people all over the Internet from making [[prank calls]]). Chris seems to believe that if a troll's identity is revealed, all of the other trolls will turn on him and troll him instead of Chris. This is not likely.

Oblivious as always, Chris makes the videos while failing to realize that the obese horrific "tomgirl" delivering the messages overshadows the message. Instead, Chris just exposes people's personal information and expects the Internet to do the work for him of tormenting his foes.

==Summary==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Troll
! Calling out
!Demands
!Deadline
! Result
! Finale
|-
| [[Surfshack Tito]]
| 6 August: [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]] 6 August: [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]
| Admit to PlayStation Network hacking Apologize to [[The Wallflower]] and her family Send Chris $1,000 Delete all of his pages from the [[CWCki]] Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| Met demands
| 9 August: [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Tito's official response to Chris]] 10 August: [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
|-
| [[Thorg]]
| 6 August: [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]] 6 August: [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]] 10 August: [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| Put up a billboard in New York City saying that Chris is [[Homos|straight]] Delete all of his pages from the [[CWCki]] Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| '''Unmasked'''
| 12 August: [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]] 20 August: [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]
|-
| [[Alec Benson Leary]]
| 9 August: [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
| Apologize to Chris
|31 August
| '''Unmasked'''
| 30 August: [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]
|-
| [[Jack Thaddeus]]
| 16 August: [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]] 23 August: [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]
| Apologize to Chris
|10 September
| '''Revealed himself'''
| 29 August: [[Response to ADF]]
|-
| [[BlueSpike]]
| 23 August: [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]] 28 August: [[Victory Rockout]]
| Apologize to Chris Stop people from calling Chris and yelling "JULAAAYY!"
|15 September
| tbd
|
|}

==References==
<references/>

{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-05 c]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]